{"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I don't get this .. obviously you do care or you would've moved right along .. instead you decided to care and troll her ..", "context": ["A minor child deserves privacy and should be kept out of politics . Pamela Karlan , you should be ashamed of your very angry and obviously biased public pandering , and using a child to do it .", "@USER If your child isn't named Barron ... #BeBest Melania couldn't care less . Fact . 💯"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER trying to protest about . Talking about him and his labels and they label themselves WTF does that make em ?", "context": ["@USER @USER Why is he a loser ? He's just a Press Secretary", "@USER @USER having to make up excuses of why your crowd was small ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He makes an insane about of money from the MOVIES , Einstein ! #LearnHowTheSystemWorks", "context": ["Donald J . Trump is guilty as charged . The evidence is clear . If your Senator votes to acquit , remember him / her at the ballot box .", "@USER I ’ ll remember to not support you at the box office ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Meanwhile Trump won't even release his SAT scores and his Wharton professors said he was the dumbest student they've ever taught", "context": ["Jamie Raskin tanked Doug Collins . Collins looks stupid . ", "@USER But not half as stupid as Schiff looks . People's looks are what nature creates . Abilities of people are what they create for themselves . Just for looks , Lincoln was not tops but with his education and understanding made him great ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Pretty Sure the Anti-Lincoln Crowd Claimed That \" Democracy Was on the Ballot \" in 1860 , too . They Thought Lincoln Was \" Authoritarian \" . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["Man ... y ’ all gone “ both sides ” the apocalypse one day . ", "@USER They already did . Obama said many times during the 2016 campaign that democracy was on the ballot . Then . Hillary warned you , so did every single expert in authoritarianism . The media , like millions of Americans , refused to believe them ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER -> per your tag line : never judge a book by its cover", "context": ["Donald Trump tapped into voters ’ populist shift , overcoming troubled campaign 🔓", "@USER because these privileged white boys are so oppressed"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER he does ! It excites him then he kill millions", "context": ["@USER @USER Coo-Coo . Keep on supporting female genocide . In the name of female rights . Idiot .", "@USER @USER do you masturbate to these videos ? Why do you watch them ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh look , it's the #racist @USER offering solidarity to the gullible #idiot @USER for whining about racists", "context": ["Hi , I'm Dennis , I'll be looking after lily's twitter for a while . I can only communicate in gif form , and I'm going on a hate blocking spree .", "@USER Dennis please pass on my love and solidarity"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER As they are the biggest bullies of all !", "context": ["Tips for children and young people from @USER this #antibullyingweek #Powerofgood ", "@USER @USER @USER Please forward on to the Social Services as soon as possible !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER responds to facts by tossing out frantic insults , then accuses others of being \" triggered by facts \" 🤣 😂 🤣", "context": ["The response of Sanders ' team to his quote favoring regime change in Iraq in 1998 is to point to the rest of his remarks , which show that he was upset about civilian deaths and then voted to AFFIRM the regime change policy ANYWAY the same day .", "@USER Careful , Bernie ’ s supporters get triggered by facts . Frantic insults from them incoming ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yes there's that but the only one who knows how is sick", "context": ["@USER if you had a fever would the pancakes be bigger ? maybe even giant size ? ( just asking for a friend with a fever )", "@USER she will be so happy to hear it , tho will probably wait until the ability to taste food returns ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Much like Trump , Sen Cruz Tragically born without an bone . _", "context": [". @USER : \" Democrats have become radicalized by this last election . \" They've concluded Clinton was too moderate and they need more Bernies .", ". @USER predicts Dems will now become \" obstructionists at a level we've never seen . \" They'll \" filibuster absolutely everything they can . \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hey , but what do they have to lose ? Asking for some black friends .", "context": ["Matt here . Rarely comment on the president , but having someone who is not Jewish tell Jews what they should or shouldn ’ t think is beyond the pale and it should not go unchallenged . ", "@USER It seems there is a long history of non-Jews telling Jews what to think ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I love how the Stupid Party frequently accuses liberals of being \" tards \" .", "context": ["@USER He is old and out of shape ... God willing ... who knows ...", "@USER As long as he keeps rubbing #Libtards and #snowflakes the wrong way #MissionAccomplished"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER we've been laughing about that when his friends didn't want gov jobs . Being a billionaire is way more fun than President .", "context": ["Some advice for my liberal friends . We'll get through this . #Trump #legal #weed ", "@USER haha ! Right about now Trump is thinking , \" what the hell was I thinking . \" #ThanklessJob #BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "$ FNMA sweep accounting is antiGAAP . Divs in excess of stated rate , accounted for as operating expense ? Its accounted for as stolen $", "context": ["For the dipshits who think a line is capital . This is $ FNMA balance sheet . It shows equity in and neg equity out … ", "The rest of the $ FNMA Equation ; repayments of \" line \" are a P & L expense pushing NI neg and rolling to accum deficit … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I remember a few months back we were saying the Americans shouldn't tell us how to vote on brexit", "context": ["This feels apt this morning but I don't feel fine ... ", "@USER it is what's going round in the heads of many I know ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Last time I checked , there ’ s no Y in “ Science Fiction ”", "context": ["Every #NewYearsEve2020 I watch the #TwilightZoneMarathon & it still bothers me that the SciFi channel became SyFy . Y ? My 2021 #NewYearsResolution is to get over this .", "@USER This will help : the name change is so that it's easier to search for . \" Sci-Fi \" is generic . \" Syfy \" is specific ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I mean if I was a Muslim American I'd feel perfectly safe under a Trump presidency .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Also , he lost the popular vote so don't get too excited GB", "@USER @USER @USER i see his popularity rising over next 4 yrs as he gets things done for every citizen"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Welp , look at what was taken at Game 5 earlier in the series ... #OwnIt #OhhhTheBurn ", "context": ["Coming off an undefeated three-game road trip , the Warriors return home to take on the Thunder on Thursday » … ", "@USER Why did you guys have to go and Curse Cleveland #WorldSeries"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER now jang / Geo didn't find anything new & Qayyum Siddiqi reporting : SC can't take up tht case , technical grounds etc", "context": ["Those Blaming Jang / Dawn for not carrying the BBC story doesn't even know that there is nothing new in that story .", "@USER @USER top of th ladder were ppl lik Kamran K hosting , u in th news room & Qayyum Siddiqi frm court room 2/3"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nice to see our PM outright lying to the President", "context": ["Really uncomfortable moment in Trump-Trudeau meeting as POTUS pressed PMJT for Canada's defending spending figure . Trudeau gave him the cent increase , not GDP . ", "Trump persisted , Trudeau asked CDS Vance who gave the true figure , 1.31 per cent of GDP , which Trudeau rounded up to 1.4 ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hopefylly you qualify , proceed , then get collection of any fake glasses you want . but #Winning", "context": ["In about an hour , I am going to be getting an exam to see if Lasik will work for me . Kinda excited !", "@USER Not the coke-bottle-bottom kind I have to wear , they aren't"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The craziest thing about his tweet is he is calling SOMEONE ELSE OUT for being racist .", "context": ["@USER @USER oh look - an anonymous white dude who is mad a brown guy won't dance for him .", "@USER @USER @USER Hey ! This is a mind reading act in progress . Let the man mind-read . Intersectional Magic"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER To answer your rather stupid question , no I do not enjoy harassing women at all _ ", "context": ["Help us map street harassment around the world with the #100Women #MappingHarassment project Find out how : … ", "@USER Can't you just report the news like you are paid to do instead of pushing crappy feminist agendas . #justathought"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sounds good to me . I mean that's the same standard they you when shooting black kids in America why so why not use if when assassinating foreign leaders ?", "context": ["Defense Sec Esper makes clear this a . m . there was specific intel about an attack on the embassy in Baghdad , but not necessarily three others . \" The president never said there was specific intelligence to 4 different embassies , \" Esper says . It was a belief , \" and I believed it too . \"", "@USER I also believe it might snow in January in NY . But there is nothing specific . Trump wanted to start a war to deflect from impeachment and his other crimes coming to light . Wake up . #TrumpsWarOfMassDistraction"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not enough . Dnt blame me blame electoral college . Libs going to cry that it's rigged ? Tables have turned .", "context": ["Trump protest organizer : \" Right now the protests are about solidarity \" ", "@USER @USER Bunch of 3 - yr olds throwing a temper tantrum . If Killary had this many at the polls the outcome may have been different ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER please , do read your own damn comment . Lmao .", "context": ["My latest @USER - Obama's weakness invited the Russians to meddle in US elections ( but Dems will never admit it ) . ", "@USER @USER @USER why would Putin want the strong Trump over the weak Hillary ? Makes zero sense ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Your President spends most of the day bashing people .", "context": ["Ready to watch #Oscars2017 , or as it's known in some circles , The Donald Trump Piñata Party . Whack that piñata hard , Hollywood . Real hard .", "@USER Is this how you spend ur day . Bashing our president . Grow up"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But in the end there will finally be peace in the Middle East ! / s #wartoendallwars", "context": ["My big dumb not-a-foreign-policy person question : if the US killed Soleimani , isn't that a massive act of war ? I feel like if the Revolutionary Guards killed Petraeus in 2007 , we would've been bombing Tehran within hours .", "@USER It ’ ll be a free-for-all . Israel , America , the Saudis , the Emiratis , Iran , Turkey , Syria , Hezbollah , and Russia are all running around the region , guns out and no trigger discipline ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ofc he is'nt the mayor of Islam doesn t mean ignore his own , Don't see any status on EID , Ramadan , Muharram @USER", "context": ["London mayor Sadiq Khan wearing Jewish cap Yamaka with Chicago Mayor , earlier Safiq asked Imran , why he was support … ", "@USER He is the mayor of London , not the mayor of Islam ! His role means he must be open in his approach to religions / cultures !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER alert : Yeah , but doesnt count cuz great PR & #MSM didn't report , right ? @USER #DNCLeaks @USER", "context": ["We older Americans must pass on 2 young adults our wisdom of true nature of our govt so they can fight it B4 hobbled by debt & responsibility", "@USER Wel , 2 b fair dis admin haz bin d worst exampl o stealin from d ppl in my memry"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Naw . I was just an attendee . Invited because it was fundraiser . Because I had money .", "context": ["I won a gold plated putter in a corporate putting contest . Organizer was livid a woman won . Tried to talk me out of taking it .", "He said it was unfair that a \" non-golfer \" was getting it . And that it was a man's prize . Offered to but me \" a mixer or something \" ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER broken system . Can't do much about it . Sucks that we pay taxes for this . Cant even refuse because then we'll go to jail .", "context": ["If you're a cop & this offends you , your problem isn't with me , it's with your co-workers . Straighten them out . ", "The courts won't . Your \" leaders \" don't . We ( the people ) can't . So , \" good cops \" wherever you are , it's your move . Straighten your people out ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank goodness ... Power was back on after 16 hours . 😱 😱 😠 Could have been only in 2020 🤣 🤣", "context": ["Will @USER or @USER or WHOEVER ... please make up your minds if you still implementing #loadshedding . You guys will not compensate citizens for damage to perishable food , so let us know , so we can plan . #thisismadness", "@USER @USER @USER And my area in Pretoria , , now 8 hours no electricity 😡 😡 😡"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hysterical that they used Williams as a source 4 this story ! #Liar #HillaryLies", "context": ["BREAKING : Comey Mandates All FBI Agents Report to D . C . Offices ; Prep for Raids , Possible Arrests in Clinton Probes … ", "@USER I've not found confirmation anywhere else . Do you have other sources ? ? ? 🙃"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes , like how \" all of my wedding activities have been ruined by assholes . \"", "context": ["Has anyone else noticed how @USER slinks off for several days around the airing of #pumprules ? I would too , if I were her ! 😬", "@USER @USER yes I've noticed and she never accepts responsibility , she always blames others"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" Not everyone is born with a silver spoon \" yet you defend those brutalizing the protestors who have little ?", "context": ["Militarized police continues to brutalize indigenous ppl defending sacred land to protect oil companies . If we don ' … ", "@USER Same companies that create thousands of jobs . Not everyone is born with a silver spoon like you , Abby ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah but that's the Old Testament , we have to unhitch from that ...", "context": ["Some folks seem to forget that Jesus told his disciples to trade their clothes and buy swords . Why ? To protect themselves . Government persecution is one thing , but this wasn't that . ", "@USER Some people also forget that Jesus is the giver of the law at Sinai , where self defense and defense of the helpless was part and parcel of life in Israel ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER some in Billy rays one and only hit .", "context": ["#Feminist Amy Schumer was \" just joking \" about moving to Canada if #Trump won . Miley Cyrus says was high on #crack ", "@USER Her Daddy must be so proud of the post-adolescent social miscreant she's turned out to be ! Tragic ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Must be CPFC as Nigel Farage supports them", "context": ["Which club have the best fans ? Semi-Final 1 of 2 Top club goes to the Final , voting closes at 6pm . RT once voted ! #SoccerAMFanCup", "Which club have the best fans ? Semi-Final 2 of 2 Top club goes to the Final , voting closes at 6pm . RT once voted ! #SoccerAMFanCup"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Her father is an immigrant , from Palestine . Successful CA real estate developer . Muslim .", "context": ["Supermodel Gigi Hadid has been crowned British Fashion Council ’ s International Model of the Year … ", "@USER @USER wow ! Despite her mocking Slovenians and there accents . Are we saying is okay to mock immigrants ? ? ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Gee give em a break , they ’ ve never had to defend Australia before ! #auspol", "context": ["Defence Minister @USER tells #Insiders host @USER Defence could have worked quicker to push information out about the deployment to the fire zones #AustraliaBushfires #AustraliaBurning ", "@USER @USER @USER This is our defence force . They can ’ t communicate . What does that tell you about the readiness of our force . The minister should at least be embarrassed by this stuff up . How does the chain of command work if even the representative in the RFS wasn ’ t told ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER rob decries fascism , then silences all those that dare disagree w / him .", "context": ["@USER @USER Mr . Neyer I'm a fan . Your better than this .", "@USER I already muted him , as he's obviously not interested in productive or civil discussions ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Awesome ! ! ! Everybody does it . That ’ s the greatest reason to do something .", "context": ["This is the greatest video in the history of college football ♨ ️ ( via @USER ) ", "@USER @USER Hes gonna have a short career if he keeps smoking . Not good for your health"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It tells you everything you need to know about them _", "context": ["For crying out loud , he's talking about the world in general . If you listen to his interviews he feels it's just be … ", "@USER - It's absolutely mind blowing that they'd follow someone they don't like , so as to post their stupid comments ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Or you commenting on a story you seemingly have no interest in ? #JustSayin", "context": ["Kris Jenner tried to explain what's going on with Kanye and none of it made sense ", "@USER probably makes as much sense as why you're reporting on it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Have at it soyboy , I ’ m sure you & your 3 followers are gonna cause some serious havoc ", "context": ["ATTENTION MY FELLOW AMERICANS ! ! this guy @USER is twitters version of Permit Patty . He brags about banning Trump supporters . Block & Avoid ! @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER The first one greybeardtrumpsucker , 36k followers ! I ’ m gonna be bust for weeks , thanks again for notifying me of the true trump terrorists , Soros will say hi 👋 soon"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Georgie hating on women again I see . Only got her job in news by wearing a short skirt and low cut top", "context": ["On the negative side , that Williams earns $ 3m for that win , same as the men , is an embarrassment .", "@USER 100 % agree , nothing to do with equal pay at all , women just do not have as many sets ( i . e . Workload ) as men in grand slams"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Im sure he'll tell us when its time to sell", "context": ["If anybody knows how I can get some \" torque \" on my trades please contact me . Physics degrees preferred . 🙄", "@USER Serepta CEO coming up on CNBC that could get a move on your position"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wait I'm confused , did President Trump shoot down the jet or did Iran ? 🤔", "context": ["Trump ’ s “ imminent threat ” is the new “ WMD ” : there ’ s no evidence given for either .", "@USER @USER Here ’ s the way it looks : Trump needed to do something dramatic in order to keep loyalty in the senate . He killed this Iranian but as a result 176 innocents died . Trump is the real monster here ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh . How scandalous ! You want people to feel comfortable ! How dare you !", "context": ["Incredibly pleased to report that there's someone doing an angry tweet thread about my agency's submissions guidelines , and that this thread concludes with \" America and the West are in serious trouble . \" Have a great Wednesday everyone", "@USER @USER I just looked at the submission and guidelines and now I'm confused . They're like ... Standard ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER But wait , that doesn't make sense to me . I keep being told Kelly throws his players under the bus .", "context": ["I played on an option team , coached on one & coached against several . With that in mind , I'm incredibly perplexed by BK's comments on Jarron", "@USER sounds like a coach who is protecting a player who might not have had much of a desire to play ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right . We should definitely be listening to you , Louise . You just know things . ", "context": ["I ’ ve been telling you all about her for years . I hate to be so right about something . 💅 🏼 ", "@USER @USER Of course she is . She's a Republican and not a courageous one , either ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER haha ! and some cry about triple talaq like they care women ... what an .", "context": ["Dear India , we have our own citizens to worry about than the eccentricities of a pak / saudi / canadian citizen . So spare us this burden .", "@USER then why you cry for Palestinians , n trump visa ban"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You know you can listen to them on like , technology . Like spotify and you tube . Dont be bitter . Also , I'm 90 % sure they did play Chicago . #imockwithlove", "context": ["This is my favorite thing that people say about Simple Creatures and it ’ s exactly the reaction we hoped for when we started the band . To be someone ’ s pleasant surprise is the absolute best . 🖤 ", "@USER Play a show in Chicago and maybe I can have this reaction ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER > was being exploited , quit , & now fights for UBI .", "context": ["A tax on robots is an intriguing but misguided solution to worker woes ", "@USER @USER I just invented & BUILT a robot that GLADLY files & pays taxes . Unfortunately it's so smart that it realised it >"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was invited by the ministry of tourism _ @USER", "context": ["@USER sweet ! I always wanted to explore this country !", "@USER You sure ? I was denied entry two years ago for \" security reasons \" . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER His job is teaching a course on ethics at William and Mary . No kidding .", "context": ["@USER Comey is admitting this now because he now knows there is NO consequence to owning what he did . How he can leave his house and even attempt to look people in the face is beyond me . So untrusted and so disloyal . One can only hope this travels with him to every job he applies for", "@USER @USER I'm hoping his next job is making little rocks out of big ones !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER no you don't . They shur down exit ramps for hours simply trying to save time by speeding .", "context": ["I've seen final destination enough times to know to stay tf away from that ", "@USER @USER I think about that movie when I see logging trucks . Plus , they tend to turn over around here ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Every dentist I've ever known has had a major sweet tooth themself ! #StoryDam", "context": ["A6 Great ! We had 40 pounds of candy & RAN OUT ! For the last few minutes , I gave out herbal tea bags ! #Halloween #StoryDam", "@USER No one complained thank goodness ! Next year , we're getting 45 pounds of candy , though ... #StoryDam"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ? ? ? Man that is causing harm to people he's never met even in his own country ... .", "context": ["@USER @USER unfortunately Trump suffers from mental illness . I wouldn't expect a man like him to be an advocate for it .", "@USER @USER how honorable you speak to lowly of a man you've never met . Sounding like you have some issues desu ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No , is not a 🧁 . No one felt we should have been there because of our 🧁 schedule . stepped up , dug deep and eared the win over a tough opponent . This post isn ’ t intended to call OSU a 🧁 ... It ’ s just being sarcastic . #ALLIN #Clemson", "context": ["Hey , @USER ... Any chance y ’ all could hook a fella up ? Would be a great addition to the menu ! Plus , who doesn ’ t like a good cupcake ? 🧁 #Clemson #ALLIN #CFBPlayoff ", "@USER @USER @USER C'mon , y'all . Ohio State was NOT a cupcake . We finally played a great team , & got the W ; it's something to celebrate rather than acting like we don't deserve any credit for playing a great game against one of the most competitive teams of 2019 . Salt is one thing , but c'mon ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Gold and not #Bitcoin ? I ’ m shocked beyond words .", "context": ["While half the world races for digital currencies major world powers are going for the #gold . Are you paying attention ? #astrology #crypto ", "@USER The fed ought more physical gold this year than they have since 1971"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Extremely boring response , but lovely to hear you're considerate about your customers ... @USER", "context": ["@USER 07.16 from West Byfleet cancelled due to ' train fault ' . Please make up an inventive reason why or I'll flood you with tweets .", "@USER ( 1/2 ) Good morning Nick . Flooding Twitter wouldn't be helpful to other customers . We are very happy to update you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sherwood Forest in Annapolis is a $ $ , exclusive neighborhood", "context": ["WAIT DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE WAS A SHERWOOD FOREST IN ATLANTA ", "@USER @USER @USER it's cracking me up that there's a Friar Tuck Rd lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Of course not . America is not oil greedy . 😠", "context": ["Preemptive strikes ? Self defence ? You have just taken out their most senior regional strategist , revelling in it is premature , hes been a target for years & wud have seen it coming , hel already have in place someone to step into his position after this & the US will know about it ", "@USER Absolutely nothing to do with a new 53 billion barrel oilwell the Iranians sank back in early November , no sirrrr"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER : From FNs ' child welfare to resource development , the Conservatives ' response has been , \" See you in court \" #cdnpoli", "context": ["I disagree . No govt has \" said \" more about #Indigenous relations ; doing something is an entirely different matter . … ", ". @USER , 2013 : Last year Conservatives spent more fighting #Indigenous people in the courts than it spent going after tax frauds ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You know what they say , any joke that needs explanation wasn't funny . Maybe you meant ... I'll rise above having to explain the difference while referencing KU . Oooops my bad", "context": ["So , what is the problem here ? Is the Big 12 just not up to it ? Is there something specifically wrong with the way Oklahoma ’ s team is built ? And , before you even start , I ’ m not an SEC guy . I ’ m not a Big 12 guy . I ’ m a guy trying to find out why this keeps happening .", "@USER @USER Seriously , the SEC has resurrected their entire BB program from top to bottom before KU can fix 1 football program . Try again ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Sen Bertino-Tarrant : we have to be careful what we wish for . Sometime ppl elect bad ppl . Some problems won't be resolved #HB557", "context": ["Sen @USER : how would LSCs & LSC elections be affected ? #ERSB", ". @USER : LSCs and district board should complement each other #ERSB"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER law enforcement would need guns to take away guns .", "context": ["If guns are outlawed , ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS . Never be defenseless . #2A", "@USER Nope . Incorrect . Laws passed around illegal ownership of guns mean less guns in the community - whoever has them . Over time law enforcement can then truly deliver just in an orderly manner . The first step is the hardest - crazy statements from the NRA like this inflame the scene ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'd put money on the fact that you bet correctly .", "context": ["I don't normally swear but the cost of these trainers - WTF ? Someone is laughing all the way to the bank , and a lot of those trainers are ugly . Jeez . #BBCBreakfast", "@USER And not the workers in the sweat shop I bet ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER so much wrong with what you just said it's hard to find the start point of where to begin", "context": ["Don't let the terrorists and extremists win . My piece on Berlin and Ankara : ", "@USER Western civilisation already under threat because of Left's obsession with multiculturalism , uncontrolled immigration & PC"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER That was Rahul . Thought you would know it . Haven't you been following me long enough to know I wouldn't be voting Cong like in the next janma too ? 😑", "context": ["I voted Congress all through life as I wanted to see a genuinely secular India . It is sad to see the party of my dreams back hijabi communalists . There is only so much a secular Hindu can stoop . I , very reluctantly , back the modi governmemt on the incidents of the past few days .", "@USER Welcome home ! Stand up always for Indian Civilization . India will always be plural if India remains Hindu . If it ’ s character changes to Islamic , it cannot remain secular , forget about it being plural or even tolerating any other ideology ; constitution will be a piece of paper ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's apparently OK to be compensated for being delayed but not being injured . ", "context": ["Think Government's whiplash reforms will save you £ 40 on your premiums ? Think again . The industry's misleading you ", "@USER @USER It does and saying louder . It doesn't help when the BBC seem to be no more than a mouthpiece for ABI propaganda ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER this is funny been in some ' gangster ' places in SouthLondon & Australia but scariest place I went to was ComptonsSoho", "context": ["@USER think I got this right ? Jan Morris used to live in Dorset - cos I grew up knowing trans ? ? #NoBigDeal", "@USER Jan Morris ? Not sure . I know she lives in wales now , but as for the Dorset connection ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I just “ love ” how you get all of that “ insight ” out of a 22 second ‘ grab ’ of video ...", "context": ["And did we all notice his characteristic refusal to be wrong & trickery deflection with anecdotes : we ’ ve all seen fires before , Ash Friday , seen haze when in the surf as kid ... emissions global problem - no link with current bushfires . Be assured we have all in place 1/2 #auspol ", "Not once have I heard him acknowledge we are talking about multiple concurrent fires expected to start earlier , last longer & be more intense . Likes to focus on the one big bushfire of summer past scenario . Shyster #auspol 2/2"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Second on . I ’ m proud of my talent also", "context": ["Took mom to Paris for the holidays . Got to visit Omaha Beach as well which was incredible . 75 years after D-Day . 🇺 🇸 🇫 🇷 Back anchoring 12-3 pm ET Jan 1 . Back with @USER at 5am Jan 2 . ", "@USER @USER #FoxNews should have you two together more frequently . My favorite TV duo . Rob's awkwardness 😛 ( my bad , Rob ) and Jillian's sarcasm 🤣 are are a perfect match ! #TwoPeasInAPod"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Andy , can you read that tweet and then play Lach's UVA-UL post game recording ? #arrogant", "context": ["and Kings win ! if SAC > NO post-trade this season ... IF ... then so many media who said they got fleeced will have t … ", "@USER oh I agree it won't continue but I'd love for the arrogant certainty of so many media to bite them"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER delayed as in the had to use @USER to get to the station to drive a @USER train ? #southernfail", "context": ["@USER why has the 17:09 from vic to south Croydon cancelled . I will be late to pick my daughter up , disgraceful #southernfail", "@USER Sorry David . This is because of train crew being delayed by service disruption . Next service at 1738 . ^ Neil"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awesome customer services , told i would have a response in 72 hours and when that didn ’ t happen was asked to provide info and over 24 hours after that still have 0 acknowledgment .", "context": ["@USER Booked a trip to NYC with yourselves . Came to fill out the API on the aireline site to find the flight was hand luggage only but the booking clearly states checked baggage . Called cust services last Mon , told I should have a response in 72hrs . Still no response", "@USER I'm really sorry to hear this . Can you please DM your booking ID to us and one of the teams will look into it for you ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , that doesn ’ t fit their hate driven narrative and @USER so busy provoking . The inclusive , loving , non bigoted libs . are such little busy bodies of contradiction . Preaching acceptance but only of those who think , believe and behave as them . #Narcissists", "context": ["Kid Rock grand marshal of Christmas parade in Leiper's Fork : Pictures ", "@USER I see all the haters missed the story about Kid Rick paging of a hundred or so late always at a Nashville Wal-Mart . All the perfect people here"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We are constantly monitoring customer feedback and are look forward to bringing HomeKit to the market . Instead of working on this , we are researching new products we think our customers may want . Thank you for your suggestion .", "context": ["Announcing three new solar-powered outdoor lights ! Smart Lighting Solar Floodlight , Solar Pathlight and Solar Steplight are easy to install , motion-activated , and can all be controlled from your Ring App . Available 4/1 . Learn more here : ", "@USER Where ’ s my HomeKit support from 4 years ago ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER pti and IK are just contesting their case in which they accused PM without any proof ,", "context": ["No proper preparation for the Penama case by PTI and right now they are sitting without a lawyer attending marriages , excellent priorities .", "@USER Why its pti n Imran Khan responsibility to fix Pakistan corruption ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #OROP All political party sail in same boat , Armymen sat at Jantarmantar so it happnd this time .", "context": ["RG : His son has died Army man's son : No , my father died RG : OK , he's father of dead jawan This guy has no clue what … ", ".. Why can't u people implemented #OROP during UPA or last 43 years ? Only agenda of @USER n opposition … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sounds like a nicely \" Proven technology for bot detection \"", "context": ["@USER Did you know that @USER thinks you are a #fake ? It's funny that they don't check the twitter veri … ", "@USER haha , @USER seems to be a rather dumb bot ! :-D"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you should show them the spoof judges one from today ! That'll make them laugh and would be a great additional discussion .", "context": ["Today I've managed to simultaneously procrastinate on Twitter and write 3 articles . Go me . :)", "@USER Had a fantastic lesson with my A2 Eng Lang group analysing the headline "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is a very well thought out , articulate , and intelligent take .", "context": ["Great segment on @USER about the rule for taking a touchback on a kickoff . Rules were not adhered to . Bills TD on end zone recovery that was wiped out after officials meeting was indeed a TD according to the rules book .", "@USER @USER A lot of crying . Don ’ t give up a 16-0 lead and it wouldn ’ t have mattered ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yet the left keeps reminding Americans how fat everyone is", "context": ["I'm glad Puzder will withdraw . Given his relationship to his employees he wasn't fit to lead a department responsib … ", "We don ’ t need a labor secretary who makes millions while his workers are paid starvation wages ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No IQ concerns either if you don ’ t know what they are you ’ re either naive or dirty", "context": ["If women like @USER @USER @USER told me to stop , I would stop . I take my guidance from women who * don ’ t * prostrate themselves in front of abusive men . ", "@USER @USER @USER Interesting opinion of women who stand up for other women . #TransWomenAreWomen"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you're a high school drop out on welfare . You're not qualified impugn anyone's intelligence .", "context": ["An important change . Aiming words like \" outrageous \" toward judges is unsettling coming from a White House . Nixonian … ", "@USER Democrats need to somehow tie Judge Gorsuch to Putin . Cluelss Dem Dumb base will believe anything . You know this Lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Always love it when someone who can't spell \" there \" comments about ignorance .", "context": ["Can't wait for all the politicians who refuse to adjust gun laws to send their \" thoughts & prayers \" to Ohio State . ", "Guns had nothing to do with this and we have background checks and you people think their are loopholes . Ignorance is bliss . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So we trust the mafia . History has proven that to be true . No different for the tech mafia . The honest mafia don makes for a heroic protagonist but never the winner in any mafia war or movie .", "context": ["@USER Perceptions are never based on reality or facts . Why people focus so much on managing or manipulating perceptions . AKA #Branding #marketing Now to ask what is holding back brand Apple . Perhaps Google = Free ; Apple = Expensive may have something to do with this .", "@USER ... in general , people who know to steal the data best ... know how to protect it best :)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah ! Let's sacrifice a boy's future to make an example ! Seriously , a bit of empathy is no harm .", "context": ["Co Wicklow schoolboy granted leave to remain in Ireland , principal says ", "@USER Rewarding passport fraud encourages more of the same ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ask Trump how great a guy Trump is . 😂", "context": ["He also loves to say \" I don't recall , as I sit here . \" ", "@USER @USER Comey's a standup guy . Just ask him and he'll tell you how great he is ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER r these the same pollsters that told us DT wouldn't win & Hillary will win #WI #MI ?", "context": ["New @USER News / WaPo poll : 74 % say Trump should release his tax returns , including 49 % of his own supporters … ", "@USER @USER If he refused to release those returns before election day , there's zero chance he will do so now . Media fail ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER wow \" The atmosphere means nothing to us , there's no response & doesn't effect how we play \" - Quote : No player ever .", "context": ["Honestly think we'll loose today . Will be too much focus on hating RK than supporting #saintsfc 😡 😡 but fans deserve to show that , right ? 😑 😑", "@USER doesn't say much about the players if they're affected that easily . Talking shite"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER My wife just posted a Facebook text asking if he dropped off the wagon again Hah !", "context": ["I stopped listening 2 this man when he went never #Trump on us . If #Killary wins he'll take a lot of the blame & de … ", "@USER I stopped a while before that when he began to act like he was a Mormon prophet . Clearly not alone in … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER people disagreeing with this are very hateful and aggressive in the language they use in the comments", "context": ["We love this polite , friendly & heartfelt msg from Bob to @USER urging them to #StopFundingHate ! #keepitcivil", "@USER We have finished the agreement with The Daily Mail and are not planning any future promotional activity with the newspaper"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER that is what comedy is for . Before that video , I heard nothing . MSM omission is also deception @USER", "context": ["This is amazing news and we didn't hear it on MSM Ha ! ! I wonder why ? @USER ", "@USER @USER that guy kept making loud proclaimations acting cartoonish trying to make it seem ridiculous"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You do realize you have a profile pic of a man that kisses other men on the lips , right ?", "context": ["Is Patrick Mahomes Girlfriend and His Brother The Two Dumbest Humans On Earth ? @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER The luck of the gene pool . No question Patrick has some feminine qualities , you can see it if you pay attention , he missed just enough to be heterosexual . But the brother .. not so lucky !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You're a Bay Area sports fan who wants #calexit bc you hate CA ? #finebyme", "context": ["If by \" up its game \" you mean #CalExit-ing a system designed to make us foot the bill for people who hate us , we agr … ", "@USER @USER @USER please exit soon so that Dianne Feinstein and Kamla Harris won't be around any longer to destroy the USA govt"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER since the internet ... socializing ourselves to be anti-social , through social media ...", "context": ["Milo Yiannopoulos is trying to convince colleges that hate speech is cool ", ". @USER @USER Milo's supporters admit that his speeches are filled with Hate - When did Hate become so popular ? "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Right , because most people take their kids with them to commit burglary . So what if she's never seen him ? If there's ten people living there , they have a hundred + relations she's never seen before . Plus friends . Nobody owes her an explanation .", "context": ["Listen right to the end . The woman's just being a major twitting bigot . ", "@USER I'm here to visit my aunt . Yet she's being accused of being racist calling the police . Who's to say she isn't doing the right thing and wanting to protect her community from a burglary and she never seen the man before this . This video is inconclusive to make a proper decision ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER song tunes incl . \" I love China \" vs . people chanting anti-establishment slogans", "context": ["This is unfortunate 😂 Untimely Chinese folk dance show got caught up in pro-democracy rally #Hongkong #hk #awkward ", "@USER on the contrary , it could be timed perfectly #meh"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER say ppl who voted in a megalomaniacal reality tv star as #lohansux", "context": ["Lindsay Lohan Wants Meeting with Trump , Putin to Solve Syrian Refugee Crisis ", "@USER @USER lmaooooo oh man this made my day . A druggie and alcoholic who wants to solve political issues 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER a black man saying he wishs for black genocide for Christmas ... sounds like a Richard Pryor joke . .", "context": ["( 6/6 ) We contacted Prof . Ciccariello-Maher today to arrange a meeting to discuss this matter in detail . ", "@USER imagine if someone advocated black genocide . They would be fired on the spot"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hilarious to see #journalism org decrying fake news stories .", "context": ["\" [ Trump's ] campaign posted my story about protesters getting paid $ 3,500 as fact … I posted a fake ad on Craigslist . \" ", "“ Fake election news stories generated more engagement than election stories from 19 major news outlets combined . ” … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh no . I just told clients there ’ s a good chance of 90 % returns in stocks over th next year ! #noguarantees", "context": ["The SKEW Index , which looks at the risk of a black swan event in equities over the next 30 days , jumped to the highest level since in more than a year . When this happened in the past , $ SPX may have struggled over the next 2 months , but rallied 92 % over the next year ", "* Should read 92 % of the time over the next year . Need the edit button"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , blocking out everyone who disagree's with you , that's the pinacle of emotional maturity !", "context": ["Wow . Just wow . So basically everything I enjoyed up to this point is completely moot because \" I'm not a fan ? \" I fell in love with this series since 2003 , but Colors and Mania are among my favorites , so I'm not a fan ? I put so much of my life into Sonic but I'm still not a fan ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah I think they blocked all of crimsons followers goddamit"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER High quality materials don't allow us to price it lower & Of course it's not by Corning , we just like to use names of our strategic partners randomly 🤯", "context": ["A lot of MiFans have been asking for official tempered glass . So we went out & partnered with the best in the business 💪 #Corning The first offering is for #RedmiNote8Pro Will expand to cover more phones based on feedback from users 🙏 ", "@USER I think you should start launching tempered glass for all the upcoming smartphones and it should be priced at ₹ 299 if possible . And is it really made by Corning ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The here is so pervasive , I almost liked it . Wanting to supplant 1 asserted bias with a different 1 of your own choosing — that ’ s hilarious . But , failing to acknowledge that the bias of your choosing already exists ... Well — That ’ s the * * IRONY * *", "context": ["The @USER is closing today after 12 years in Washington . \" The problem was expenses and debt , \" @USER wrote recently . \" The Washington building was too ambitious ( $ 450 million in construction ) , the upkeep was too costly and donations were too few . \" ", "@USER @USER @USER Too bad peoples like won ’ t use their fortunes to save the & buy local newspapers & TV news programming to strengthen our first amendment & keep companies like Sinclair from brainwashing Americans . #TuesdayMotivation"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER true & our policy makers never learn from past experiences @USER", "context": ["Discrimination , brutality , corruption of politicians & Army drag innocent balochs towards demand of separate country … ", "@USER @USER we did same with bangalies .. and now with balochies .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Nothing says nothing better than denise ! Can't even decide what she supports politically ? LOL SMH #Projection", "context": ["Where was Speaker Pelosi ’ s call for a war powers resolution when the Obama Administration unilaterally authorized drone strikes ? Don ’ t be mistaken . This resolution is nothing more than a political stunt to cover up Democrats ’ lack of a legislative agenda . ", "@USER Whataboutism at its best . I don ’ t affiliate with a political party ( FYI ) . It makes me laugh ( or cry ) every time you talk . People who yell and whine don ’ t actually have two legs to stand on . Nothing I ’ ve heard you say is objective or intelligent ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER All those black people being shot , because they're poor . Who would have thought .", "context": ["@USER When he says that the real divide is class , the implication is that hundreds of years of white supremacy isn't a real problem .", "@USER @USER Racism is how class divisions are maintained and \" justified . \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They have ZERO say , they can slow it down but not stop ANY because THEY changed the rules in 2014 .", "context": ["Outrage won't get it done . What seats are vulnerable ? Who are we running ? How do we amplify their message ? How do we get out the vote ?", "@USER First off , the Dems need to quit voting to confirm all his nominees ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The irony in this tweet , lost on every trump supporter , including the writer , is priceless .", "context": ["Russia , Syria , and Iran are killing , or on their way to killing , thousands of innocent civilians in Idlib Province . Don ’ t do it ! Turkey is working hard to stop this carnage .", "@USER @USER Don't know what poll your using but this one says 59 % say DON'T impeach , 33 % say do . Remember now that polls are taken to influence voters not to record them ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Democrats demand we judge each immigrant on their character , yet u judge all republicans as evil .", "context": ["Reminder : 81 % of White Evangelicals voted for a man who can't name a single Bible verse & stands against everything Jesus ever said or did .", "@USER @USER Cause they just want to see him hurt people ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But in my case the device failed to resist water when it was taken in pool for the first time .", "context": ["@USER @USER My complaint number is 4229669931 . I had #GalaxyS7edge which is now water damaged . I requested for warranty", "@USER @USER I got a call explaining me the quality checks you do . I don't doubt that ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER OHHHH NOOOO ! ! ! We can't make Billionaires pay their fair share . We have to keep subsidizing them ! ! !", "context": ["You spoke from the heart and I support you every step of the way . If people are tweaking , then that ’ s on them . Truth is sometimes hard for people to take . #IStandWithJane @USER", "@USER @USER Warren literally pits Millionaires / Billionaires against the rest of us . In a horrible time of divisive rhetoric she amplifies it ! ! Not sure that is wise"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Take your hands off the wheel next time you ’ re driving your car down the interstate 🛣 and see how good of a pilot God is . Good Luck !", "context": ["Orphaned baby wallabies rescued from the devastating #AustralianFires . Potentially more than a billion animals have died . 5.5 million + hectares burned . How many more disasters before we #ActOnClimate #AustraliaFires @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I wonder if there's a push for out of area rescuers to come in to help ? I know we have animal rescues here that fly into areas and bring the animals to the US to rehab and treat injuries . ( I got my rescues ( not wombats ) from a guy who does nothing but this , God is my Pilot )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER __ ' you've won it all by bloody cheating ' comes to mind", "context": ["Find it very funny that since Leicester reached the top everyone is cheering their demise ... classic British mentality , don't understand it", "@USER I've always disliked them and they cheated their way out of the championship"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER thats exactly what I think too - esp this 1 person who is known for being a big trend-hopper", "context": ["I see that a few certain people on Facebook who gave me crap about being a vegetarian 11 years ago have now announced they are vegans 😑", "@USER And they're probably doing it because it's ' cool ' , which it isn't . At least you know what's what 👍 🏻 🍕"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🤣 & these crooks campaigned on Trudeau's media manufactured \" scandals \" . Rich . #Karma", "context": ["#Breaking Global News has learned Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is about to resign #cdnpoli #CPC", "Global News has learned that Scheer is resigning after it was revealed he had been using Conservative Party money to pay for his children's private school education . #cdnpoli #CPC"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Imagine a trump sycophant talking about fidelity to anyone .", "context": ["Good riddance , but also God help us . My mother emigrated from Iran in her 20s , to forge a better life for herself . 1 /", "Iran is smart and strategic and all over the world . Iran isn ’ t an irrational actor , but they have the pride of a 5,000 year old culture . I fear they are going to hit back in a way to remind America that they are a real and independent country . I hope I ’ m wrong . 2 /"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL you call yourself Freedom Zone and you takl about getting rid of public media .", "context": ["@USER @USER Andrew is part of the elitist left wing media class that is quickly becoming irrelevant .", "@USER @USER @USER Now the CBC loves his NDP loving views . lol . We will get rid of #CBC soon enough too ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER thinking the same thing ! Couldn't read about putting phone down without my phone ! ___", "context": ["In a flash we'll be on the other side . Our eyes will pop open to the enormity of the cosmic drama enveloping earth . … ", "@USER ❤ ️ this but also kinda ironic that I 👀 it on my phone 😳"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This is what I say about Donald Trump everyday . #mindblown #oops", "context": ["Freedom of Speech = this person can take Dog the Bounty Hunter's words , lie and say it's me , and some folks are dum … ", "@USER I think the amount of #fakenews created about you is directly related to the significance and value of your contributions"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I would like to give you the benefit of the doubt , but I don't set the rules . As the Boomtown Rats sang , You're guilty , ' til proven guilty Isn't that the law ? Guilty , ' til proven guilty That's what we all saw ", "context": ["JUST IN : Cadets accused of using white supremacy hand gesture at Army-Navy game have been cleared of wrong doing . West Point says the cadets were playing the \" circle game ”", "@USER @USER Leftie here I played the circle game when i was younger and instantly realized what they were doing . Please dont lump us all together ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's actually a think piece about racial identity and how you have to look deeper .", "context": [". @USER Do the #BoycottNetflix ppl not realize that #dearwhitepeople was a movie that was in theaters FIRS … ", "@USER @USER I think white people generally dislike movies about how terrible white people are . To be fair its only logical"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He also cried during GamerGate that games media had ingroups and special access that tainted their journalism . #lol 🐀", "context": ["Matt claims #RiseOfTheSkywalker didn't stand a chance on YT because of #FandomMenace and @USER @USER and @USER are to blame for cashing in on slamming it , for playing the game . Meanwhile from the past . 🐀 ", "@USER @USER @USER I know , it ’ s like he built his channel on being against identity politics in movies . Now he is trying to reverse gears and go in the opposite direction ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Son , it ’ s a swear word that adults use to emphasize a point . Anyway , you ’ re 10 yrs old , wtf you doing on Twitter anyway ? I ’ m deleting your account . Now put the GD phone down and get outside and play ...", "context": ["“ I run through a motherf — — - face . Offense , defense , special teams . I think that ’ s why Bill likes me . ” — FB / LB / captain Elandon Roberts . ", "@USER mike my 10 year old son just saw this tweet . How am i supposed to explain this to my son"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER : ( 1 ) I'm not a white man , I'm Native America ( Paiute ) , and ( 2 ) those guys dressed up as Natives .", "context": ["A \" protest \" which turns violent ( against persons or property ) isn't a protest - it's looting & rioting , & should be dealt w / as such . #utpol", "@USER symbolic defiance of authority has a long history of involving violence to a degree w / o losing legitimacy "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER She did win the popular vote did she not ? And Trump won the electorate vote . Lol", "context": ["Also - had Hillary won - I'd have accepted it ... knowing that my fellow citizens wanted her more ... I trust in my country !", "@USER Hmm as of now over 200,000 more people voted for her so I think your fellow citizens did want her more ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER didnt see that but read he was bummed ab punch b / c he should be \" safe \" at inaug", "context": ["@USER @USER if i wasnt afraid for my life , id find this side splittingly hilarious", "@USER @USER Did you see Spencer's tweets from his safe space ? Getting cockpunched seems to breed introspection in Nazis ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He managed to keep prayers out of schools , along with the please of allegiance .", "context": ["I sure am .. I am behind @USER just like I was behind @USER ... I think it ’ s crazy that Americans are not behind the President of the United States ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Obama was a POS . What did he accomplish ? ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Isn't it a shame that Hindu fanatics are spreading terror in Iraq and Syria . Just last week a certain Hindu tried to kill few people on the London bridge ! Jamal Khasoggi was murdered by a certain RSS worker . Osama bin Laden was a member of the BJP . #islamicfanatic", "context": ["Why is @USER upset with CAB ? Was he planning to apply for Indian citizenship ?", "@USER @USER Forget @USER - Whole #India and Whole #World is worried about Hindu Religious Fanaticism -"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER it's interesting that the same white voters in Florida , Ohio , and Pennsylvania that voted for Obama , also voted for Trump .", "context": ["\" on the bright side , 227 years is a pretty good run for a republic . \" \" This is white supremacy's last stand . \" - CBC commentators just now", "\" I have nothing left to lose so I will say it : This is white supremacy's last stand . \" This clip sums up … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER insults city because they don't have a power saw , then calls city classless .", "context": ["\" This is the only arena in the league without a power saw to cut sticks \" - every #Canucks player , earning the cut . 😐 ", "@USER What a crap arena ! ! ! Typical philly . So classless ! ! ! Trash city"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re right ! A black president in the US is a preposterous idea .", "context": ["It ’ s with a full heart that I share this news — I ’ m suspending my campaign for president . To my team , supporters , and everyone who gave me a shot — thank you . I am so proud of what we built , and I feel nothing but faith in what we can accomplish together . ", "@USER I will never understand how Cory Booker was not more popular . He's a senator , Rhode scholar , college football player , mayor , activist and has the most positive outlook I've ever seen . You'll be missed Cory ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER the crazies follow and even threaten people in writing ... amazing ! #surrondedbycrazies", "context": ["Today I learned that if you make a harmless joke about Greta Thunberg , hundreds of radical climate change Nazis get extremely hostile and some make physical threats . These deranged individuals really see Greta as their prophet and any criticism , even a tame joke , is blasphemy . ", "@USER A child who actually hasn ’ t done anything is not a prophet . Meanwhile , Boyan Slat is actually cleaning up the oceans and it ’ s getting very little press . Gotta love the media ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Spanish Fort , AL . Even the few Baggers that where working where aggravated with Grocery Manager Bawaneh . I throughly enjoyed helping bag my groceries and placing the groceries in the cart .", "context": ["@USER A special shout out to Humza Bawaneh for his ability to come out of the office , flirt for 20 seconds with a bagger , then tell everyone he will not bag , but go work on the shelves . All this while 6 lines are packed with customers and the cashiers help . #leadership", "@USER I'm sorry to hear about your experience . What store location are you referring to ? - Caroline"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Screw history ! Who cares if we make the same mistakes as we did in the past .", "context": ["INBOX : Philadelphia Union today announced that the organization ’ s USL club , Bethlehem Steel FC , will become Philadelphia Union II ahead of the 2020 USL Championship season .", "I remember there was genuine excitement that the Bethlehem Steel brand was being revived . Now it's being axed"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER many of these same folks are bullying third party candidates and their supporters right now .", "context": [". @USER on #ElectionNight : \" This was a whitelash against a changing country \" ", ". @USER : “ It's hard to be a parent tonight . ... You tell your kids don ’ t be a bully \" and then have this outcome "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes . Under measures introduced by , um , Amber Rudd .", "context": ["West Midlands Police confirm Amber Rudd's speech to Conservative Party conference in Birmingham treated as a \" hate incident \" ...", "@USER They probably had to . \" Incident \" means \" not a crime \" ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The very people who could do with a good education .", "context": ["Well , if u can judge effectiveness of a tweet by the amount of hate it generates ... I've won Twitter . My feed jaw-dropping , all blocked now", "@USER It wasn't a conversation , it was a torrent of abuse from Trump supporters ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was gonna ask the same thing by with an", "context": ["Look at this comment : How utterly stupid and fatuous it is . \" Quite a change ! \" Marvel at the sheer imbecility of tha … ", "In one of the comments on this idiotic tweet , someone has asked , apparently without irony : \" Pivot ? \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Part of the reason for that is that being a Domme is legal whereas being a prostitute is not . Most Dommes don ’ t want to mix the two for legal reasons which is cool but they don ’ t get that those strap on sessions count as prostitution so they are legally hookers too .", "context": ["I see this a lot in the pro Domme online community . Using the word whore as a term of empowerment but not actually promoting fssw . ( Yes , I know society thinks we are all whores but consider whose head your stepping on for your empowerment ) Lez talk more about it . 🌹 ❤ ️ ", "For 8 years I openly escorted and dommed with no separation and was not embraced by the online dominatrix community until I stopped actively advertising two years ago for my own reasons . I think it ’ s really telling ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER wait there's an election what election ? haven't heard anything about an election ... lemme @USER that .", "context": ["Be prepared to LOL at me goin nuts on #TyraPatterson PROSECUTOR - an interesting & entertaining hour ahead on the N … ", "@USER @USER Do we get the next episode or is the election going to derail it ? 🤔 Please , please say nooooo . 🤗"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I guess that's what they proudly call , fighting like a girl . @USER @USER", "context": ["@USER and @USER on being trolled – and how hate only makes them fight back harder ", "@USER @USER @USER hypocrites basking in the glow of self praise . Both a cancer on our … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I find it hilarious that you're #boycotting something you were never going to watch . ___", "context": ["The cast and producers of Hamilton , which I hear is highly overrated , should immediately apologize to Mike Pence for their terrible behavior", "@USER This is sickening & so hypocritical . If this said non black apply ! OMG ! Al & Jesse would be all ov … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If you read the story - it came from #Ricketts if you phone the right people - you get the answer you'll be given in the New year ... #Ohdearindeed #notfakenews", "context": ["So the @USER finally expel my local racist and sex worker councillor for her #AntiSemitism . She should now resign and so should @USER . Any thoughts ? @USER #Plymouth #LabourAntisemitism", "@USER @USER @USER Oh dear Danny ... perhaps you should double-check your \" fake news \" supplier ... all is not as it seems ... "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Such shame that ppl like @USER stand for pakistani actors but dont hv spine to stand for thr Own . #Hippocrates #ZairaWasim", "context": ["Still waiting Why @USER hasn't come out supporting #ZahiraWasim . Like the way he wanted to leave country due to \" intolerance \"", "Dear @USER after what happened to #ZairaWasim Kiran Rao is feeling safe in India and hope all plans to leave the country r dropped"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was just a bit of based on today's news regarding RKG funding . IMHO we should have greater aspirations .", "context": ["BREAKING : Olafur Eliasson will grace @USER with a new installation financed by the pop-up rink at Rowes Wh … ", "@USER @USER As incredible as this would be , that's totally news to us . There aren't current plans involving this artist & Greenway 🙁"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER boy , oh boy .. y'all are acting like SJW's while accusing Ben of acting like an SJW .", "context": ["On the other hand , if this is an attempt to dump the alt-right by the side of the road , that would be excellent . ", "@USER @USER Ben I wonder if you realize that you're no better than the SJW culture on the left when you play Jew victim . Really"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'd pass it on to my source at Greggs but she'd only have it taken off her again by UC", "context": ["Blimey . I don't claim this is all down to my little Tweet last week but modesty aside I think we can safely say this is all down to my little Tweet last week . ", "@USER you should claim fee from #Guardian as their source #Copyright"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'll be one of those people trying to get the closest parking spot to the entrance because I don't want to walk too far .", "context": ["My New Years resolution is to not shoot anymore \" step porn \" . I will probably be as successful as the people who join a gym on Jan 1 , go twice and then pay out their contract while remaining obese . Oh ! ! and I'm joining a gym on Jan 1st ! ! My life is tragic . Goodnight", "@USER May I suggest Planet Fitness , only $ 10 a month and the same equipment you can be not using , as higher priced gyms . No yoga , pilates or sauna tho ... 🙂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , good luck with that . Being constructive is all i advocate . Not smashing your face against a brick wall .", "context": ["@USER Just take your Camel and swallow it . Work instead to hold him accountable , and politically object to bad decisions . ( Part 1 )", "@USER @USER Naw . We're gonna PREVENT Trump . That's a better strategy . We willl never accept him . Get used to it !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I find it comical that Clemson is in the title game tonight and the only thing on your mind is me : living rent free in your head !", "context": ["@USER Dang Peter is blocking every Clemson fan now . You are softer than our schedule was .", "@USER @USER He ’ s def blocked people that did NOT get personal . They just presented facts ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you're going to insult someone's cleverness with that sentence structure .. ?", "context": [". @USER I know you think you look handsome and \" serious \" but this is a very unflattering portrait of constipation , angel .", ". @USER Honestly , Donald , you look like the nanny just took away your milk ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you seriously believe that thousands of ppl are concerned about this because of low IQ ? Consider your own", "context": ["DC police : Comet Ping Pong suspect is Edgar Maddison Welch of Salisbury , NC who said he came to investigate \" pizzag … ", "@USER I really don't understand how so many people are so gullible . Serious question . Mental illness ? Low IQ ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh yes ULIP ! ! or even better \" Term with return of premium \"", "context": ["Retirement planning - you have no clue whether you will live for 50 more years or 50 more hours !", "@USER That ’ s why insurance should be integral part of your investment portfolio !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER wants it so bad . He also believes Freddie should be traded and the rest of the team should be shot", "context": ["Justin Holl really good again tonight . Telling you , better get this guy signed .", "@USER Why waste the money . Let ’ s bring back Babcock ? B / c he wasn ’ t the problem #youdontmatter"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ive been following him religiously ... but given his predilection to chop and change his political opinions its hard to tell without attached .", "context": ["My prediction is things will calm down politically speaking from now on for the PM and it will be smooth sailing from here for him .", "@USER @USER You need to check some of PVO ’ s earlier predictions ... He ’ s taking the piss out of himself"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Too bad you are probably 1 out of a 100 people who have actually given a small dollar donation to her campaign ! Maybe that will drop her average down from $ 2000 to $ 1990 per donor ! What grassroots progress !", "context": ["We are just hours away from our first major fundraising deadline . Please help us finish strong by sending in a rush donation now - or before midnight tonight ! #CA25 ", "@USER Just donated to help you reach yourfundraising goal . We must stop the racist misogynist genocide denier and bestiality supporter Junk Uygur and elect you to hold the 25th . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The problem with this badge is that the phrase ‘ Independence Day ’ refers to a US holiday where they gained independence from the British and their armies . Now we ’ re coining the phrase to segregate ourselves from the EU bloc where we have access to great economic benefits .", "context": ["Blimey ... considering we are leaving the EU there are some seriously “ touchy ” Brexiteers who just can ’ t look forward . We need to Guys .. you need to own this and make it the success you dream of .", "@USER Come on Deborah , come celebrate the \" 31rd \" of January . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Climate change , sea level rise , all the swamps will flood ", "context": ["What happened to \" drain the swamp \" ? It's almost as if all those suckers who voted for #PresidentTrump were SHOCKING … ", "@USER @USER well with his views on the climate I think all the swamps in the country will be drain 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Words have meaning , it ’ s how we communicate , for millions of people , for millennia , on this planet the word “ woman ” in all its linguistic variations has / continues to mean biological female . BTW abusing people with opposing views to you is the actual definition of bigotry", "context": ["Dress however you please . Call yourself whatever you like . Sleep with any consenting adult who ’ ll have you . Live your best life in peace and security . But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real ? #IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill", "@USER Wholeheartedly disagree . I stand with intersectional feminist humans , who recognize that trans women are real women , and against bigots like yourself . Bigotry masquerading as feminism is anything but . Your internalized distortions are helping me to continue dismantling mine.Thanks !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sigh Meghan has to go 🙃 Helping those impacted by the Grenfell fires in a way that empowers them . Developing a clothing line to help those indeed of business attire 4 interviews . Bringing attention to UK charities , 3 successful tours representing the UK . It's all too much", "context": ["Meghan Markle reveals details of secret meetings in Instagram post MM celebrates the 1st Anniversary of her Visit to the Grenfell Hub ! . Get ready people , looks like she's going to do this for every charity she visited , wish she would BORE OFF !", "@USER I am so f ^ cking tired of her ' secret ' this and that ! ! If it's a secret , don't freakin ' say ANYTHING ! ! It's outright ridiculous that this continues on . She has to go . #Megxit"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER says the guy who praised the Original tweet . @USER ", "context": ["Too bad this was another FAKE media story : Story Begins To Unravel About Drowned Syrian Boy ", "@USER @USER Using the death of a boy to advance political propaganda ? Wow that's a new low , even for you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wow so glad Twitter never notified me you replied . yeah it's actually that blurry and I doubt anything can be done now because it's been a whole year . 😅", "context": ["@USER not to be a complainer . But I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be this blurry ? I could be wrong though . It looks like it got double printed on the shirt . But hey I'm super excited I got it . :D ", "@USER Hmm , can you take another photo ? If it is they do full refunds ! I'd hate for that to be the result of my merch !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER always nice to get a complement from an islamaphobe .", "context": ["Fantastic visit to the @USER this morning . A great local brewery ", "@USER @USER You are doing a good job Maria it's good you are our MP"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hey #SnowFlakes , Shall we discuss when @USER changed rules & used the \" nuclear \" option in 2013 ?", "context": ["A Senate committee approved Trump Treasury , Health nominees w / o Dems present after the GOP changed panel rules . We're losing our democracy .", "@USER The Republicans simply change the rules to benefit themselves and their President . This isn't a democracy any longer ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So I'm going to reply to her about the \" Government does not Rescue thing \" - Cannot believe that the Uber / Lyft thing has now spread like that ...", "context": ["Okay , why do you call it gang-stalking ? Do you think #Organizedcrime or Private Security Agencies and AGENCIES that are imposters , can even manipulate gangsters ? They profit off the #crime cycle , instead of prevention . You need to stop using these terms @USER ", "@USER @USER mentioned this in one of her videos a while ago ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I can see @USER is a clear & present danger .", "context": ["Had a very good talk with President Xi of China concerning our giant Trade Deal . China has already started large scale purchaes of agricultural product & more . Formal signing being arranged . Also talked about North Korea , where we are working with China , & Hong Kong ( progress ! ) .", "@USER WOW ! Great Economic News ! China to Buy an ADDITIONAL $ 200 Billion in U . S . Goods as Part of the Initial Trade Deal ! "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow ... she REALLY does just repeat what others tell her . #iknowshesjoking #soami", "context": ["So ridiculous . Greta must work on her Anger Management problem , then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend ! Chill Greta , Chill ! ", "@USER It ’ s fun to watch a fake-ass bully melt down over a teenager ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What utter drivel ... Sturgeon has the nerve to use the word democracy ! ! 🤣 oh the", "context": ["Sturgeon says the Election result gives her “ the right ” to have an Ind Ref in Scotland . WhyThe SNP took part in a UK Election not a Scottish Election . She finished third by a long way in that & is very much in a minority . Get over it Nicola ; the World does not revolve around you .", "@USER Usual racist anti - Scottish bile . The anti democratic comments show that Scotland needs out . If Scotland is such a drain why do you want it to stay ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry thought you Catholics had a sense of humor ...", "context": ["Vegas now has the world's most ominous football stadium ", "@USER @USER @USER Times like these I ’ m most thankful for my Maur Hill education"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Its indian cricket council if I am not wrong", "context": ["@USER More than 24 hours since New Zealand announced men'sT 20I squad and Zimbabwe Test squad , no squad news on ICC social media platforms . Will ICC ever miss an Indian squad news ? discrimination @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Its true . Even Cricinfo web site , other countries usually get lesser news space . Every country should be treated equally"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "#Bravo grofers for an amazing customer service . I tried talking to them second time as I thought may be it's my money only I need to bother . Grofers is giving just free of cost products which is my need , so I need to listen . I m getting money to buy products . #grofers ", "context": ["#CustomerExperience #customerservice I am amazed to see what level of customer service we have in India ... We need to have some rules and regulations for this too .. @USER I m still waiting for response ... Check screenshot ", "I waited for 5 mins to get response , however my chat was closed without even giving resolution .. I have order value worth 2700 + . Now I need to cancel my order . I hate the companies who can't even respect their customers @USER #SayNo to bad service #TrendingNow "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wait . Your logical , normal explanation doesn ’ t fit this line of subtle attack by an impartial journalist on a candidate that has a boring record , but is appealing to a lot of voters . Oh that ’ s right , he ’ s gay and white .", "context": ["What nefarious deeds did Pete Buttigieg commit at McKinsey ? This question is comically misguided . Better : why , when you are a Rhodes Scholar and all-around privileged smartypants who can do ANYTHING , would you opt to work as a management consultant ? ", "@USER To make the connection between how big data and technology can be used to make the world a better place . He dove head first into data and studying how people and systems truly behave ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER sounds exactly like the way Trump deals with reporters , doesn't it ?", "context": ["President Trump was outraged that UC Berkeley canceled a speech by the divisive ring-wing writer Milo Yiannopoulos ", "@USER Liberal logic : > \" What do we want ? \" > \" Free speech ! \" > \" When do we want it ? \" > \" When it suits us ! \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This was $ 31 only 4 months ago . Today $ 125 . And NOW people are interested in buying this ? After a 300 % return in 4 months ? Gotta love the enthusiasm out there ...", "context": ["$ ALLK * U . S . BIOTECH FIRM ALLAKOS IS SAID TO WEIGH POTENTIAL SALE", "@USER Maybe they can find a buyer who likes all the amazingly consistent data at 53 % chg ... haha ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm using the last NYT I will ever buy as crap liner in parrot cage . The", "context": ["This holiday season is a good reminder that alcohol can do bad things to the brain . Running can help . ", "@USER this holiday season is a reminder that reading the NYT can do bad things to your brain . But wiping your @USER $ $ with it will help"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We don't spare kids of religion , caste , violence , bollywood , sex , etc . Why spare them politics ? Let's go all the way . ( because most people don't get it )", "context": ["Why shouldn ’ t children be made aware of laws , especially when they are also participating in protests ? How ’ s one politicising and the other not ? There were debates in my son ’ s school too and the POV espoused there was pretty anti-CAA . Propaganda war cannot go one way . ", "@USER @USER what is your take ? Is it okay to indoctrinate school kids by calling CAA-NRC protesters ' gaddar ' ? Kaushal , individuals bringing kids to protests ( condemnable as it is ) is not equivalent to ruling party functionaries calling opponents traitors in school ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think you just got a RT from Respect", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER wow I'm actually disappointed we didn't think of that . What a missed opportunity ...", "@USER @USER @USER we would have totally been better columns than those girls ... #salty 💁 🏼"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I do so hope thats meant to be sarcastic you crazy apocalyptic musician .", "context": ["Any negative polls are fake news , just like the CNN , ABC , NBC polls in the election . Sorry , people want border security and extreme vetting .", "@USER YES , NEGATIVE POLLS ARE LIES , BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE YOU , CRAZY APOCALYPSE PRESIDENT GUY ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER he did not support #gay marriage in the 2008 campaign ( nor did #Clinton ) if u remember #hypocritical", "context": ["#BoycottHamilton because the most anti-LGBT governor inAmerica is now VP & why should artists ever feel threatened by that ?", "@USER @USER that Obama was hating on gays . Etc . To many people make judgement based on one angle of the story ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you mean just like @USER is sucking up to", "context": ["#BREAKING : CNN , other news organizations blocked from attending White House gaggle", "@USER dude , your network directly aided the Clinton campaign . You shredded your credibility when you became unofficial Clinton staffers"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER What irks me , the fact that he didn't sound intelligent--in front of the intelligence community . @USER", "context": ["Donald Trump Claims Media's Lying About Inauguration Crowd Numbers ( VIDEO ) ", "@USER he was addressing the intelligence community talking about the media and numbers at the inauguration . This is his priorities . His ego"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER They are oblivious , they couldn't possibly have stoked these flames .", "context": ["Protesting hypothetical violence by committing actual violence . Yeah , makes sense ... ", "@USER I hope the media is proud of its monster ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER isn't Muhammed considered the \" great deceiver ? \" = to Satan in Christian Bible I don't trust them .", "context": ["@USER @USER Muslims hate us , why not return the favor ?", "@USER @USER They may hate you personally , partly because you hate and judge them"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER as we all know liberals and democrats are time traveling warlocks that feast on babies for their power so it makes sense that we wouldn't be able to see them on the video . Yep .", "context": ["Like an SNL skit , this OAN “ investigation ” is batshit insane : + Within hours of reports of their visit , 1,000 troops were “ patrolling ” Kyiv + That prompted them to charter a “ midnight jet to Vienna , and we sped to the airport ” + “ We came upon an entourage of Black Mercedes ... ” ", "@USER @USER I like how the only video evidence they have amidst their claims of soldiers , black Mercedes and George Soros himself is a short clip of a car driving down a road and someone climbing into an airplane . That confirms everything !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Comments like this show lack of functioning brain cells .", "context": ["After spending a lot of time with our Nintendo Switch , watch us weigh in on the system , UI , and controllers . … ", "@USER That's way too much time to say what's blatantly obvious to anyone with two or more functioning brain cells : it's trash ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Try next time . Hard to tell these days .", "context": ["Holy heck , what Leftist weed has this moron been smoking . The death penalty for simply owing a firearm . @USER Were is it ok to wish death on millions of your fellow citizens because your a gun owner . Micky you need help , go see someone ... SOON ", "@USER @USER And you need to learn to recognize sarcasm ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So , I cannot #access a video about voting barriers because of lack of #captions ...", "context": ["Interesting and timely video ! Ironically , it only has poor automatic captions , which is unwelcoming to many disable … ", "@USER @USER @USER So not here for poor , auto-captions . I am #deaf and depend exclusively on them for #information"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Exactly ! Cubans are being targeted while Islamists are building mosques unlimited under Obama .", "context": ["BREAKING : Administration official : Obama ending policy granting residency to Cubans entering US without visas .", "@USER breaking obama to punish Cubans because they vote GOP !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER @USER loads of #passion but still need three alarm cloc ", "context": ["same here . thanks for patience as it is very emotional . #hcldr ", "Emotions mean we are passionate about the topic . Passion = change @USER @USER #hcldr"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER thinking the whole time McConnell is the one keeping Obamacare alive .", "context": ["@USER the one piece of info missing from the KY story is that the reason we even care is the Majority Leader in the Senate is from KY .", "@USER fair . But it's hard to throw another idea into the desk reports without confusing people ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER of course if suggestion was ironic I will only follow ironically", "context": ["Might have problematic crush what should I do", "@USER I did I think , I am going to follow @USER ' s suggestion I think as it coincides somewhat with what I'm already doing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Cant agree mor Rohingya menace in Jmu is sabotage 2 d ppl f Jmu . #He is d mastermind f DEMOGRAPHIC Invasion f Jmu & V d NATIONALIST bt INNOCENT ppl f Jmu wr made 2 believe & rejoice tht hez Ist Jmu CM . he damaged Jmu cause mor than any 1 else .", "context": ["@USER being hit---n hit hard by @USER ji on discriminatory 35 - A article of erstwhile J & K state . @USER", "@USER @USER @USER These people don't understand Discrimination . For , Azad has always been a major comprador for Islamic Jihad in J & K . Who can forget the 2008 Amarnath Andolan , which happened right under his bloody nose . 35A was meant to end , this way or another ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Give him a break ! He suffered a heart attack !", "context": ["BREAKING : One day after @USER endorsed known misogynist Cenk Uyger for Congress , he has retracted his endorsement following backlash : ", "@USER @USER That's what I want in a President . Someone who threw their support behind a candidate without doing ANY real research on the individual and withdrew his endorsement 1 day later because he got crushed on Twitter . I mean , those are the REAL qualities I look for in a leader !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The good news he won ’ t complain about how sore he is all week after putting this up", "context": ["Took the 1pm games ... the 4pm games ... and half of SNF to get this done ... ", "@USER This is my favorite Hartelius flex and I wait for this every Christmas . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER Their language defines their narrative . Acc to them #Aleppo has ' fallen ' while #Palmyra is ' retaken ' . #Syria", "context": ["Says the evil Ambassador whose regime empowered Al-Qaeda terrorists and sent them into #Aleppo to advance its evil … ", "Amazing how the Western media is more appalled by the Syrian Army liberating #Aleppo from Al-Qaeda than terrorists invading #Palmyra again ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Bush was Cheney ' s puppet , #CrookedDonald will b Putin's .. Who'd known we'd call Cheney one of the good guys ?", "context": ["I'm not saying Russia hacking isn't a big deal , but how on earth is it Republicans ' fault ? Who's been running intelligence the last 8 years ?", "@USER rather than asking if it's \" Republicas's fault , \" consider why Russia wanted a Republican ( a phony one at that )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Richard Spencer was talking about the lying media distorting reality with headlines like this .", "context": ["Real headline 2016 . \" Are Jews people ? \" You decide , tonight at 8: 00 . ", ". @USER this shows how useless \" Alt-Right \" is as a descriptive term Like any term , it's hijacked by ideologues who sour it's use"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER surprising we can't find a middle ground with miles and miles of space in the middle you'd think it be easy to find .", "context": ["cool how the gist here is \" listen up poors , add fiber internet and turn your middle america town into a mini SF \" ", "@USER the lack of empathy from some tech folks towards , like , the people their products are ostensibly supposed to serve is astounding"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes it is . Stop doing exactly what you are demanding the Senator stop doing .", "context": ["My message to families impacted by the #MuslimBan remains the same in the face of this new order : You are not alone . We stand with you .", "@USER It's not a #MuslimBan . Stop spreading lies , hate and division ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER of course they don't . They collected $ 1G a seat from their \" DIVERSE VIEWERS \" ( the elite ... )", "context": ["#BoycottHamilton We just held a Trump flash mob outside the Hamilton theater ! Take that , liberal actors ! 😎 👊 🏻 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER Aww , what a waste of time . The show is sold out for the next TWO years . They don't need your money , honey ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ... especially with all the focus the media put on the victims ... instead of emails . 🙄", "context": ["White women voted the same for Hillary as for Obama . So , no , that ’ s not why ", "@USER @USER But that's wasn't expected . How could ww support a misogynistic predator at the same rate as Romney ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You don't think a \" Peru bank \" is going to do the trick ? ! 😅", "context": ["1/3 The 2017 #XRP bull run was fueled by FOMO investing based on a Coinbase rumor and some other speculations . There was ZERO utility . Since then , market crashed , investors got scorched , and for 2 years now , word has spread in and out of the market of how awful Crypto is .", "@USER We wont see FOMO till BTC reaches ATH . This led mainstream media to talk about it day & night and people out of this space FOMO ’ d to buy affordable alts . Of course a huge government announcement XRP related or a big bank using XRP not a Peru bank would do the job as well ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May 13 , 2010 was a very sad day for mothership fans . Guess a good day for #SVU cast / crew though !", "context": ["@USER @USER Seasons 1-12 ep 3 in North Bergen . #SVU moved to L & O's set in Chelsea Piers in 2010 !", "@USER @USER @USER yup , they moved to where the mothership was filmed when that got cancelled"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER that sounded a bit creepy . Now I'm panicking you think I might be a stalker . #mentalhealth", "context": ["LIVE on #Periscope : Mental health chat with marvellous marv ", "@USER no solutions but there is a book that helped me - not heavy , really easy , funny . If you DM me your address I'll post it to you"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Surely Cameron gets suspended too ... I mean ... he orchestrated every thing ... right ?", "context": ["\" The AFL is considering stripping the Giants of picks 15 & 37 over the Lachie Whitfield saga , \" HS", "@USER and yet it still will not stop then getting McGrath / mccluggage , setterfield & Perryman . Pick 37 is like a pick 90 for them !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I was set to fly to playa Del Carmen dec 1996 from my new city . We sat on the snowy tarmac for hours then were told to go home and come back the next day . Eventually made it to Playa but the wasn ’ t lost on me ! #Snowpocalypse2020", "context": ["The last time it snowed this much in YVR , if memory serves , was 1996 . I remember driving down Granville and seeing a store awning collapse under the weight of the snow . #Snowmageddon", "I had just moved out from living for 12 years in Montreal . I had divested myself of snow boots , heavy coats , the whole winter burden . Then Vancouver got the last laugh !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If you ’ d taken out all the trees instead of hugging them then there ’ d be no fires ! #staysafe #cometogether #fuckmurdoch", "context": ["I see that the #AustraliaBurning crisis has officially reached the ' drink uncle ' stage , where people loudly proclaim that we could have avoided all of this if ' the greens ' hadn't stopped hazard reduction . Which is weird for a bunch of reasons . ", "@USER Keep up Cormac , the ' greenies ' now evidently lit the fires too ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And Yet You're the One Who Refuses to Acknowledge the Results of Our Election ( s ) @USER @USER @USER #LackOfSelfAwareness", "context": ["Senator Chuck Schumer : \" Today we celebrate one of democracy's core attributes – the peaceful transfer of power \" ", "@USER @USER God Bless Chuck Schumer ! First shot across the bow to Trump ... mess with our democracy & you will find a \" wall \" ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sad you had to add Can we get off this ride yet ?", "context": ["@USER Because it ’ s weird to think of the world through the lenses of sexuality . If there were stuff like this for straight things I would find it weird as heck", "@USER @USER This is the privilege of heteronormativity ! ( just in case )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You won't defend your cause , but you will criticize other women who are brave enough to stand for what they believe ?", "context": ["Ladies - I'll be impressed when u take your March to Saudi Arabia , Afghanistan maybe Iran ! Now that would be cool . … ", "@USER Will you be organizing this of which you are so passionate about ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER like I don't like using people's appearance to insult , it's petty & distracts from the real evil they've done . But", "context": ["@USER wow . I knew she was insane but this is just the cherry on top . What a psycho .", "@USER I just think it's funny that she talks about attractive 🚺 ( as if that's all 🚺 have to offer ) when she is Voldemort in a cheap wig"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER can't wait until they have to petition the European court of justice", "context": ["I now fear every attempt will be made to block or delay triggering Article 50 . They have no idea level of public anger they will provoke .", "@USER It is a british court applying british law serving justice to british people . Isnt that right up your alley ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I tried to submit for a refund while on the flight but the wifi wasn't good enough to let me", "context": ["@USER charged me $ 16 for wifi that takes longer than the duration of the flight to send / receive my inbox ... #epicfail #givememymoneyback", "@USER You can submit for a refund of your Wi-Fi fee here : . ^ CC"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Paciorrety has to hone his defensive play before getting promoted .", "context": ["The Pacioretty-Desharnais-Shaw line is not doing great . 27 shots for , 28 against . They've controlled 41 % of the scoring chances .", "It's not a terrible line , but I'm not sure it's the right one to maximize Pacioretty's value as a goal scorer ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This is one of those tweets that didn't come across as intended isn't it ? Where you needed the ... ;)", "context": ["@USER < hey Dom ... may be Love Social could give this moron a job * sniggers * @USER", "@USER @USER Do I need to learn what irony is for the role ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm 49 and I've just asked working class people do they know PoshPainter , they said only via Owen Jones", "context": ["How Brexit unleashed demons only Labour can slay - if it gets its act together . Here's my column for the @USER : … ", "@USER @USER I'm 53 and I've never met any working class person or worker who has ever hear of you and your opinions . Just saying ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Perhaps I should have added . I really didn't think it was necessary . @USER", "context": ["I wish people would stop calling #SJW \" liberal \" . Real #liberals like me get triggered . You wouldn't like me when I … ", "@USER When you use the word \" triggered , \" it kinda proves my point that you're an SJW . And liberal ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER should be : I guess that it is you WHO not that , ...", "context": ["The way Livingston looked at the bench told us every guard whose been on the roster for at least 2 seasons has blocked Mo's shot in practice", "@USER , I guess that it is you that made a solecism and intended to write “ guard [ who's ] been on ” instead ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER On the other hand , Bloomberg obviously is concerned ... Michael Bloomberg owns 3 planes , 2 helicopters , 6 boats , 11 houses , 42 cars .. yet suggests we should all take the bus to help fight climate change . 😉", "context": ["Wow . Do you agree w this ? Seems naive . @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I get ’ s point as the economy & to which the speed in which change happens .. but doubt #ClimateChange or “ what the people want ” are top priority for the leaders in China ’ s Communist Party . Yes , naive ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER disgusting .. and ur tweet is actually what scum would write .", "context": ["#JunaidJamshed took problematic positions in recent years , including women shouldnt be allowed to drive or leave home without a male guardian", "@USER not bad that such a scum is dead . He was no more than a scary zombie anyway"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s “ etc . ” , short for “ et cetera ” , meaning “ and the rest ” . Don ’ t worry about Latin anyway , “ legaltips ” . It ’ s a dead language . #DemocratsAreDullWitted", "context": ["Biden says he would not comply with a Senate subpoena in Trump's impeachment trial ", "@USER Subpoena the president as well . Then we can get to the bottom of what has happened . Subpoena Emails , phone records ect ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Saddam was more evil , more powerful and more dangerous . Removing him with any kind of strategy must be beneficial to America and saving American lives", "context": ["This clip is from 6 months ago . Pay attention . The Trump admin has been chomping at the bit to pursue conflict with Iran for months . We must act now to save lives , protect the innocent , and limit the immense damage that has been done . War isn ’ t “ smart ” - it ’ s barbaric . ", "@USER How do you suggest keeping this evil from killing Americans ? Serious question . I ’ m waiting ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Saw something like that , finally ; misspelled Du Bois as \" De Bois \" . ( Just after one on signs of bullying . )", "context": ["@USER What was that ? I'm getting \" You're not authorized to view these tweets . \" 😳", "@USER a deleted tweet from @USER saying \" our deepest apologizes for the earlier typo \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I forgot to add in there . That's what I get for typing on my phone .", "context": ["I'm not getting dragged into the ThunderCats drama . I'm not watching it , so I won't have an opinion on its quality or lack thereof . Ha , take that Internet .", "@USER There's a what now ? I'm busy , get back to me later ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you say he's a simpleton yet your grammar suggests you're a bigger simpleton ? ? #salty", "context": ["What an amazing achievement by @USER The man will no doubt go down as a legend , some player ! 👏 ", "@USER @USER granny shaging simpleton who's wears that ugly tramp he calls a wife's minge hair on his head"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The fact that the one person who could have ensured a fair trial with witnesses and evidence is complaining about fairness after he ordered witnesses to not testify .", "context": ["Why should Crazy Nancy Pelosi , just because she has a slight majority in the House , be allowed to Impeach the President of the United States ? Got ZERO Republican votes , there was no crime , the call with Ukraine was perfect , with “ no pressure . ” She said it must be “ bipartisan ...", "... & overwhelming , ” but this Scam Impeachment was neither . Also , very unfair with no Due Process , proper representation , or witnesses . Now Pelosi is demanding everything the Republicans weren ’ t allowed to have in the House . Dems want to run majority Republican Senate . Hypocrites !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Uh-oh , was @USER too \" un-PC \" for you ? Do you need a pro - @USER safe space to protect your feelings ? _", "context": ["Happy New Year to all , including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do . Love !", ". @USER HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BE PRESIDENT i heard your dick's not big enough for the job"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER u idiot .. @USER doesn't care about Hispanics . He'll call u an anchor baby but by all means support him", "context": ["Busy day planned in New York . Will soon be making some very important decisions on the people who will be running our government !", "@USER As a Mexican-American , I'm with you ! You're for America and its people ! You'll do a great job in bringing America forward !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Funny you should mention fear , she is known for the poem Our Greatest Fear about acting from power instead of fear .", "context": ["Trump says “ We took action last night to stop a war . ” That ’ s clearly absurd . What he did last night is more likely to start a war . Hard to imagine who was advising him ; maybe he acted unilaterally & impulsively . Whichever it was , may the world be protected from his recklessness .", "@USER Not to me . Sometimes a bloody nose is very effective . And this wasn't even a bloody nose . Maybe this isn't the best job choice for you . If you're going to live in fear ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If the Crusades were \" so long ago \" than don't bring up Jesus since we're talking shelf life .", "context": ["I'm about to lose my damn mind . Trump's education pick says reform can ' advance God's Kingdom ' ", ". @USER Funny how the people who say ' Oh , the Crusades were so long ago ' seem pretty keen to ' advance gods kingdom ' again ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER note to myself : when trying to be funny add an hashtag", "context": ["I get the impression that people should perhaps pay very close attention to installing tomorrow's Microsoft Patch Tuesday updates in a timely manner . Even more so than others . I don't know ... just call it a hunch ? ¯ \\ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯", "@USER @USER @USER every version of windows since NT is impacted , not all will have support , and therefore patches , but they will all be vulnerable .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re right . Corruption started in January of 2017 . My bad .", "context": ["@USER @USER None of them guilty for anything related to Russian election interference . But way to fall for easily disproven BS ! Way to go !", "@USER @USER @USER It's called draining the swamp of trump and his corrupt buddies !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Where's the empirical evidence that they did ? ( Even if u produce some there r ppl that will deny it ) #MRobertsisaLoony", "context": ["Media : Why give column inches to this man's crazy views ? ", "@USER Damned if I know how NASA got to the moon without Roberts ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER she forgets how Trumble hung off Packers coat tails ..", "context": ["Make no mistake . If PM is finally finding his grasp this is a devastating attack on Shorten . ", "@USER You are such a Liberal stooge Latika . How can you actually call yourself a journalist ? Heading for the Daily Mail soon ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER thanks sweetie ! 💖 I'm from Salem area , you ? You were SO funny , we have similar personalities gotta love it ! 😜 😘", "context": ["@USER Hi Sheri fan of the show frm 1st season loved that a fellow OR girl was on 2nd ! U look really familiar do we know each other ?", "@USER I am not sure I feel we know each other . Any ideas how ? Your absolutely adorable by the way 💕 ❤ ️ ️ ❤ ️ ️ 💕"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Enjoying the of this #citation : paywall exclusion has always been a major hindrance to tackling climate change denial #agnotology #ClimateEmergency", "context": ["I get a lot of questions about \" are we at a tipping point with climate change ? \" ( 98 % of the questions are from my father ) . I normally say \" there's no evidence that we are \" and \" we won't know for sure until a while after we pass it \" .", "@USER You might like this paper about detecting big transitions before they happen "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER For that you would get serious jail time .", "context": ["There are starving children in the world who could use the help but yeah donate to the giant abortion conglomerate … ", "@USER @USER it's the upside down ... loveathon for killing unborn kids ... should I love some dogs by running them over ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Shows how much the poor bloke needed a holiday : he wasn't even thinking straight", "context": ["@USER Can you please have your press office call me , or call me yourself ? Naomirwolf on Skype . I ’ d like to ask why the PM did not accept offered help w fires from France , Canada , US , NZ or Micronesia . I ’ m available all day tomorrow . Thank you .", "@USER @USER @USER Did you know help was first offered in November , & scornfully dismissed as unnecessary before #ScottyfromMarketing went on his Hawaiian holiday ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You mean like Melania did ? Worked here without the proper visa , then lies about it .", "context": ["#Election2016 News : Trump : I ’ m Going To Deport Or Jail Three Million Undocumented Immigrants ", "@USER they shouldn't have come here illegally in the first place ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No more than the words \" crooked \" , \" collaborate \" or #TraitorInChief", "context": ["The \" Intelligence \" briefing on so-called \" Russian hacking \" was delayed until Friday , perhaps more time needed to build a case . Very strange !", "@USER What's \" strange \" is that you put \" intelligence \" in quotations ... like you don't understand the word \" intelligence \" ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I can't believe they traded for that guy ! Gave up way too much .", "context": ["I am old enough to remember when Kenny Vaccaro was a free agent last year and the Cowboys didn't think he was good enough to help them at safety . They claimed they liked their safeties better and he was just a box guy", "@USER Have the Cowboys ever like a safety other than Heath and Woodson ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER of Mizzou fans worry about KU Football because they have nothing to speak about w / their team", "context": ["The best part about the kU game today is how upset that Texas was that they lost to kU . Hilarious .", "@USER my fav part is their fans hypocrisy . Goal post yea . Rush the court ? No . Losers ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER says the guy who declared there's no evidence , then asked to peer review it .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER what he's saying is , \" Facts are silly . \" It's the new denial state .", "@USER @USER @USER None have been presented here . Just a whole lot of confirmation bias ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER A farewell address and the last scheduled conference are two different things :|", "context": ["White House spokesman says U . S . President Barack Obama will hold his final news conference on Wednesday", "@USER how many final speeches will this idiot give ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Give every child a jar of jelly beans . The ones that horde them to themselves identify as Conservatives and they are NOT to be made fun of OK ! The ones that share with others are Liberals and they are fair game for teasing regardless of age !", "context": ["“ Activist ” Greta Thunberg named TIME magazine “ person of the year . ” Anyone know what she did besides skip school and throw a tantrum ?", "@USER Can I get a list . Which minors are we allowed to openly insult and which ones are we not even allowed to speak the names of ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER These women completely lack attractive feminine features . Why do most feminists resemble men ? _", "context": ["As our Canadian women poliiticians \" \" pander to Islamic principles ! LePen is showing her feminine side & saying no . … ", "@USER @USER Our women politicians definitely pandering for ethnic votes ! "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was also checked to eliminate the same synonyms .", "context": ["Is there / Was there really a report in the first place ? Possibilities : 1 Nothing new at all 2 A few are state secrets 3 Couldn't risk alienating relatives or donors 4 There are no presscon venues available 5 We'd all be confused by the report 6 She's confused by her report ", "@USER The purported \" report , \" formerly touted as an \" exposé , \" must have been prepared and re-drafted too many times by her staff into a form that no longer makes sense . Thus , the earthquake-related postponement to make way for a new five-page draft she can digest on her own ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nope :( Looks like I deleted Dropbox from my phone due to storage issues", "context": ["Friends ! Is there any way I can recover deleted pictures from an Android ? !", "@USER if you have auto back up to Dropbox enabled they'll still be there"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER I like to leave fragments lying about for others to find and identify !", "context": ["I now expect , as HRC moves past 2.1 million vote lead , that Donald will cede the Presidency to her , like the gracious gentleman he is .", "@USER @USER Hi missjanet . Ho r u & Sir Garp ? I think guy forgot his"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER so now we just have the biggest elitist of all running the country ...", "context": ["First woman to run for President was more experienced , qualified , won 3 debates & 2 million more votes but was denied the job . #IronNotGlass", "@USER I don't want the elites from California and NY running this country . That is why the Electoral College vote is in place ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dudes dressed to the nine will cry \" gold-digger \" if women pursued / assumed they have big-money .", "context": ["Once the human population grasps women enhancing their looks via outfit & makeup isn't to solely attract men / grounds … ", "Women are sexually objectified / harassed in burkas and sweatsuits . Is the struggle that real to find a woman attractive w / o doing the most ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER got a car ? using mobile phone and computer ? then whinging about coal ... your lifestyle is powered by petroleum mate ... yet you don't say no to computers ...", "context": ["Pity the poor #Australians , their country ablaze , and their rotten @USER saying , “ This is not the time to talk about Climate Change . We have to grow our economy . ” What an idiot . What good is an economy in an uninhabitable country ? Lead , you fuckwit ! !", "@USER @USER Thanks for the straight talk . Our PM ( #NotMyPM ) is trying to spin that this is normal fire behaviour so he can carry on selling coal . We have over 20 dead , many missing , 1000s of houses burnt . #AustraliaBushfires is what 1 degrees warming looks like . We're headed for 3 degrees "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER there isn't any . He knows that . That was the point . Check out a man's life b4 assuming u know him ffs", "context": ["My last tweet got many nice responses but too many had an anti-semitic tinge which is toxic for the health & esteem of our beloved country .", "@USER Whats the Difference between Racism and Anti-Semitisim ? Please enlighten me ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER some #TuamBabies maybe alive yet in its place #PPSellBabyParts instead which #repealthe8th support", "context": ["#TuamBabies My heart is beating out of my chest .", "I took a lot of abuse from so-called \" pro-life \" people about #TuamBabies . They said I was \" peddling a lie . \" "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Lucky you got that citizenship sorted out , next offense they might throw you out", "context": ["No but the idea that the racist Dixiecrats became Republicans totally has ", "@USER Irrelevant since Nixon . Southern strategy is real . You've only been in US since college , managed to get indicted though . sad !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It always amuses me greatly how trans want people to accept them for who they are , yet can ’ t even accept themselves for who they are ! #hypocrites #stunningandbrave", "context": ["Men are always a threat to women . Especially white men ... unless they identify as women , of course . Then the whole thing becomes woke AF and women need to STFU and stop being so bloody transphobic . ", "As a man , I recognised I was a constant threat to women . Now that I self ID as a woman , I am no threat at all . In fact the roles have reversed and it is bigoted TERFs who are the danger to me . What if I end my life due to transphobic lesbians rejecting me ? My struggle is real ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But but ... they also Rx Sglt 2i and or Dpp 4i So high carb ok .", "context": ["This is how a typical South Indian High Carb meals spikes . Had to attend a family function & had to take high carb breakfast + Lunch . This is how most diagnosed / undiagnosed T2d will suffer without knowing . Traditional foods only . Freestyle Libre with Glimp for the reading ", "@USER @USER @USER Just about shows - meter NEVER LIES . To all those doctors / dieticians who shout their lungs out favouring traditional breakfast is wholesome and ideal - HACE YOU TESTED ? Or do you blindly follow your mugged up recitation that you did to pass your medical exams ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Fan fact : The station is on the Isle of Dogs . #ironic #alanismorrisettemoment", "context": ["I have now been publicly dissed by Lord Black . My work on this good earth is done . ", "@USER You mean Lord Black of a moderately used LRT stop - er I mean Crossharbour ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "When the Girls who worship Ravana & propagate anarchy saw Ravana in real life , forgot their revolution for anarchy went to police", "context": ["Moral policing commies turned to their own ilks . alt leftist girl named as ' Janaki Ravan ' in FB got the taste of the commie moral policing .", "RW is sympathising with the alt left as SFI beat them . Did any of the alt left ( liberals ) condemn the brutal killings of Hindus in Kerala ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yup . If that happened in Game 6 , this conversation wouldn't be happening .", "context": ["29 points in the first half for Kevin Durant . His most since he scored 30 in Oracle a few years back as a member of the Thunder . Weird .", "@USER Wish the dude had played with this much gumption in the final moments of Game 6 in the Western Conference finals ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I dont know guys . The guy with 2000 atbats hasn't had enough time in the show to reveal his true colors !", "context": ["Watch the people that try to spin this Mazara deal as a good one for the #WhiteSox . These people aren ’ t your friends , Sox fans . This is a typical , sh * tty , bottom-basement Sox move", "@USER He is the EPITOME of an avg player in EVERY way ! ! ! No upside ! No downside ! 1.8 career WAR in FOUR seasons ! ! ! A nothing burger !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And coons are brown & black & wear a mask ... You ppl are idiots no able to see the of this", "context": ["When an actor who has probably suffered discrimination for skin color decides to belittle others because of skin co … ", "@USER @USER @USER Lol , Neither is Red but racist idiots call Natives \" RedSkins \" ! Chinese are call Yellow ... Hmmmm !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Who uses stops ? Well at least no one here on Twitter ... Lol 😂 🤣 😉", "context": ["I'm always wondering the same thing about so many people who post purely about trading psychology & trading quotes ... 😉 I love you Peter , you're a good buddy 👍 ", "@USER Don ’ t need a stop loss with little clever regurgitated quotes and the monthly subscriber fees roll in either way - even if you tweet typos constantly ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I liked that he covered his face with a scarf on way out of court _", "context": ["Man admits pulling niqab off Muslim woman in Sunderland ", "@USER With a facial expression like that he should be forced to wear a burka ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Naive opinion of what the campaign ran . ran on Hope and Change then screwed us", "context": ["⚠ RETWEET ⚠ if you agree Rudy Giuliani should be Secretary of State over Mitt Romney ; public apology or not . #tcot … ", "@USER @USER Both of them are not what @USER campaigned on , both career politicians . Why are either acceptable ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER women strive 2B treated as equals not just housewives & y'all counter w shopping boycott - dumbasses", "context": ["Thank you @USER happy to b a part of #GrabYourWallet just sent 4 emails 2 online stores including … ", "@USER @USER you GO girls - the great tank top boycott of 2016 - affecting exactly 0 change on every level #grababrain"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Big fan of asset sales management , but you should keep your sporting / political allegiances to yourself .", "context": ["I wouldn't normally say anything on this but tomorrow feels unique . It always matters . But it matters more tomorrow . I genuinely think that If you believe in hope , and you believe in a system that is fairer - then , like mine , the \" X \" will be next to Labour tomorrow . 🌹", "@USER Big Courteeners fan but you should keep your political allegiances private ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "The She is afraid to go to #Saudi cos she's anti HEJAB And ( a lot ) of #Moslem_woman #afraid to go to the cos of anti HEJAB @USER", "context": ["These Saudi women are afraid to go home ", "The irony She is afraid to go to Saudi cos she's anti HEJAB And ( a lot ) of Moslem woman afraid to go to the US cos of anti HEJAB @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hey I really think ( not ) that because season 1 is the best thing ever so that he got something better to do .", "context": ["* BREAKING NEWS * STAR TREK PICARD HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A SECOND SEASON BEFORE AIRING THE FIRST SEASON . CBS DECLINED TO COMMENT 😂 THIS IS GOING TO BE A SHITSHOW . #STARTREK #STARTREKPICARD ", "MICHAEL CHABON WILL NOT BE SHOWRUNNER OF SEASON 2 . 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I forgot the cake and now I'm in the dog house _ _", "context": ["Family stuff all done . On train from Brum back to the Big Smoke .", "@USER yay ! Will have to catch up in the new year . In the mean time I'm off to buy a birthday cake for a dog 😐"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" are persons with autism even sentient at all \" :(", "context": ["Autism research : \" The studies on subjective QoL are mainly focusing on the subjective QoL in family members of someone with ASD . \"", "@USER @USER I mean , who cares about the autistic person's QoL ? It's not like autistic people can express opinions ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Except he didn ’ t say a death wish did he ?", "context": ["Brave Ray , an Englishman in Glasgow , seems to have deleted this tweet . Sadly for him he ’ s a designer and I know lots of people that do business with him . Oh dear Ray ... silly boy ", "@USER @USER Ray , if you get this Tweet , know that everyone who sees what you wrote about Mike now understands that you are a weak and pathetic man . Why resort to a death wish on someone just because you don't have the moral intelligence or proper arguments to debate him ? #Plank"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yeah obviously I had to cushion my laudatory Oasis take in not one but two your da jokes", "context": ["when it comes to rock , your da respects the critical orthodoxy", "your da loves the first 2 Oasis albums but pretends not to like Be Here Now even though it's obviously great fun"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER when lit all trump products are made there ?", "context": ["Chinese state tabloid warns Trump , end one China policy and China will take revenge : ", "@USER trump will put them in there place . no worries . make america better . no chinese junk in usa"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So ... he refers to her as angry , c * nty , and stupid while simultaneously accusing others of being hate-filled .", "context": ["@USER She's dumb AF . Watch me effortlessly pick apart this horrible person . ", ". @USER #TessRafferty is actually my dear friend . She has more intellect & class than you & your entire family line has ever known ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Says the \" person \" singlehandedly defending Ben on EVERY tweet .", "context": ["And then this happened ! When Momma tells you to put the matching pjs on – you put them on , even the dogs ! #MerryChristmas to everyone out there from the matching Roethlisberger family ! Hope you have a blessed day & remember the real reason for today is because Jesus was born ! ", "@USER @USER You must have such a great life to spend your time on Twitter ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Remainers were even more clear about what leave meant", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER There needs to be a vote on any final deal .", "@USER @USER @USER we already had it The objective of VoteLeave we're very clear"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER As a 100 % Brexiteer I've been won over with your eloquent and sophisticated campaign .", "context": ["They can take away my EU passport , my rights as an EUcitizen & our opportunities to live , work , study & travel in the EU28 ... But they can't take Europe out of my heart ! & they won't stop me continuing my fight for European values 💙 🇪 🇺 ✊ 🏻 #TheFutureisEurope ", "@USER My Car will continue having EU flagged number plates with extra EU falgs at the other end . My Bollock to Brexit - Bollocks to Boris stickers will stay on as will by I demand a people's Vote stickers . My passport will stay festooned with remain stickers . ALWAYS EUROPEAN"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What a sicko . actually asking for a kiss instead of just getting it over with and kissing .", "context": ["Former Fox News reporter Courtney Friel says Trump asked her over to “ kiss . ” ", "@USER @USER It's no wonder that the Trumper evangelicals that are part of the #Cult45 deny that Trump is a sexual predator . They were taught to reject evidence and instead accept their fundamentalist preacher's interpretation of the scriptures , and brainwashed not to think for themselves ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I commented , you continue with #hate and Speaking of bubbles #Hillarys is about to pop", "context": ["Look everyone ! My first Twitter stalker ! ! ! How talented ... a meme maker too ! #NeverHillary #Stop our country from be … ", "@USER @USER @USER HA ! The stalking started wth you . Twitter posts proof . Stay in your bubble ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER says the woman who isn't white and her last name isn't Smith . #immigrant", "context": ["ACLU on US ( il ) liberalism which now celebrates when mega corps tear up writers contracts in response to controversy ", ". @USER The #ACLU needs to be shut down . They pander to illegal immigrants and refugees , which is not in best interest of #USA ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah ... so self destructive ... multi billionaire President Elect ... #ElectionHangover", "context": ["world will never be the same . I feel Sad for the young . 🚽 will never be more than the toilet , I ’ ve used as a symbol 4 Him . U Can ’ t Polish 💩", "@USER Trump is self destructive , he will flush himself into the sewer . #ElectionHangover #ElectionResults"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER When DGSE collapses , everyone will assume it's due to an exogenous shock , not its own inherent failings .", "context": ["These trends in.econ research are not really \" fashions \" - they take advantage of new technology , and will endure . ", ". @USER Trends in econ driven by tech capacity , except for DSGE , which is a fashion due for demise ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER , good observation , but this #MadeInAmerica social channel will allow the #boycottUSA to gain strength .", "context": ["Hey #Canada let's join our #Mexican brothers and sisters and #boycottUSA and anything", "@USER except that you're broadcasting this message on a platform that was Made in America ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh no you ’ re right . I mean the ABC has not been providing services to people living in the bushfire areas have they ?", "context": ["Will the ABC match the Murdochs & News Corp's $ 9M donation to bushfire relief ", "@USER THAT WOULD BE A SOLID NO ! @USER & @USER ARE PURELY LEECHES ON THE AUSSIE TAX PAYER AND HAVE DONE NOTHING TO HELP #FARMERS IN DROUGHT , BUSHFIRE VICTIMS OR THE HORSE INDUSTRY ! #ABC HATE AUSTRALIA & ARE JUST AN ACTIVIST THEFT CLUB PUSHING #RACISM , & VITRIOL "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER no . we must only think one way . anyone who disagrees with me is worse than pond scum and should be launched into the sun .", "context": ["Maybe she ’ s born with it Maybe it ’ s gender dysphoria ™ ", "@USER I believe people can live how they want but I also believe people have the right to disagree . Both should be able to live in peace ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You've embraced Trumpism but it's @USER who fell for the con ? ... now that's", "context": ["I'm shocked you'd charge Ana w / racism . You've embraced Trumpism , ok ; but to lie about Ana , who's been fighting raci … ", "She fell for the con , @USER . I didn't . But you can continue to see things through your prism as you see fit . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER cause you probably won't be able to see these tweets 🤣 😂", "context": ["interesting , on my feed . likes and retweets get updated only if i like or retweet ... also interesting seeing large accounts that i hv retweeted scroll by showing i didn ’ t retweet them , suppressing the counts / popularity of opinions that are unpopular to the establs narrative .", "@USER Apparently they added it to their terms and conditions this year . The joys of free speech 😷 "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER most of my guys in the builiding trade are non-UK nationals ...", "context": ["Unprecedented levels of EU migration following the referendum has driven immigration levels to an ll time high ! ", "@USER @USER @USER OMG.No wonder our Kids can't get HOMES or JOBS . BRANSON doesn't have to worry about that"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER what a bullshit argument #smh You claim to be about no bullshit too", "context": ["I look very much forward to meeting Prime Minister Theresa May in Washington in the Spring . Britain , a longtime U . S . ally , is very special !", "@USER @USER You realise that map only matters if livestock can vote , right ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER notice the rioters never riot in the suburbs . They riot in the democratically controlled urban areas .", "context": ["A few weeks ago Obama passionately stated that it would be a personal insult to him , if his supporters didn't vote for Hillary ...", "... so why doesn't he use that same rhetoric now to demand these rioters pack up , go home , and accept election results ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yeah , I probably should have included in previous tweet .", "context": ["@USER not going to make a prediction in the tossups ? Sad .", "@USER @USER Clinton wins anyway is why . Not sad at all , unless you want Trump ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Right there w / using a private email server , being nominated for potus , then having ur party's email hacked by Russia", "context": ["Finally got to this story . 100 % worth the time . ", "Buying a mural of yourself with your foundation's money and hanging it in your golf club is the perfect anecdote for 2016 ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER But for any man who steps over the patriarchical beauty ideal , thrust upon men by the beauty industry , that apart from just a bigger layer of fat , these obese women are just as high quality as top tier women ", "context": ["More feminine-primary cultural sputtering . Women want to lower expectations , so she doesn't have to work to qualify for a man's investment of attention , time , and resources in her . Low-value women despise having to qualify for a man's commitment . ", "This is like the \" body-acceptance \" movement . \" Body-acceptance \" is just an excuse for women to let themselves go , letting them believe they don't have to work for a man's commitment . Low-value women despise having to qualify for a man's commitment . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER We simply want to be left alone to live & work . They want to not leave us alone but to control us . The @USER", "context": ["Wanna see some wonderful American self-hatred ? Read this thread . At some point , we need to consider a split . … ", "@USER Simply carve out the left coast and everything from VA north and tell them bye , let the rest of us live in peace . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and the #atudents #yelders #mothers doing it peacefully all these days", "context": ["Chennai : DMK workers hold ' Rail Roko ' protest over #Jallikattu issue , halt a train at Mambalam railway station . MK … ", "Chennai : DMK Working President MK Stalin taken into preventive custody for halting a train as protest in support of #Jallikattu"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You could argue he saved LFC . Many of the people who came together to oust him were the same who forced Gillette & Hicks out", "context": ["Always wondered what happened to that troll . “ How World Soccer Daily went up in smoke ” by Howler ", "@USER it was beautiful , especially when he kept doubling down"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Truth Monkey refuses to use his real name .", "context": ["Not just a matter of whether to #LetLizSpeak . Also about need to #LetCorettaBeHeard . King's concerns about #Sessions deserve place in debate", "@USER can you tell me another story about your service in ' nam ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you look triggered after someone criticizes me , are conservatives skeptic of ppl in power ?", "context": ["I am asking the chairs of the House and Senate committees to investigate top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me seeing it .", ". @USER Good for you , sweetie ! But using the legislative branch of the US Government to fix your media grudges seems a bit much ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I've spent a few days in the UK , and let me tell you , I'm lucky I survived ! You can't walk anywhere without getting splashed with hot tea , hit with a footie ball or trampled by a knight on horseback . So many perils 😂", "context": ["Too ignorant to be satire and too ridiculous to be serious . But what do I know about Canada's dangers , eh ? ", "@USER @USER Don't forget the Loch Ness , I heard it moved here a while back too ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER joining the Communist party ? like Trump you mean", "context": ["@USER @USER This is so hilarious bc it's so damn stupid . How is she a traitor ? 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER leaving Fox for NBC ? sounds like a traitor to me .. that's like joining the communist party"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s not stupid nor #bias to share a thoughtful reflection on a moment in time . It is to dismiss it as stupidity .", "context": ["This is a moment of conscience . Impeachment is a process . But at its core in this extraordinary case is the fundamental question of what we stand for , and what we will stand up for , as a nation .", "@USER @USER You continue to demonstrate a bias that you tried to hide your whole career , we appreciate your truthful position now , but you demonstrate your utter stupidity"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Won ’ t we be able to see tweets once we leave #europe", "context": ["I am so pissed off that a bunch of selfish , ignorant , bus-lie believers want to take over Parliament Square on 31 Jan to ‘ celebrate ’ Brexit . Instead , we normal people should be gathering in Brussels , begging them , on our knees if necessary , to accept us back . Who ’ s with me ?", "@USER @USER @USER No , don't go , Mess . I love your tweets . Very funny ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I take that back ! Someone got a garden salad with Thousand Island and bowl of chowder tonight .", "context": ["Do people order salads with Thousand Island dressing anymore ?", "@USER no . Im a waitress and rarely see this ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER - why didnt u express this view 2 #Obama 8yrs ago when he still disagreed w / #gaymarriage @USER @USER", "context": ["Our wonderful future V . P . Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton , cameras blazing.This should not happen !", "@USER conversation is not harassment sir . And I appreciate @USER for stopping to listen ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Horse apples . \" United Europe \" is a failed experiment and was always destined to be . Europe is too diverse @USER", "context": ["Exactly , we were healthy rivals during the Viking era , Reformation , Bruce years , Ulster plantation , King James , Jac … ", "@USER A united Britain is as good for scotland as a united europe to Britain"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER he didn't use the word massacre but because his statement was as #FAKENEWS as Bowling Green it was added because ,", "context": ["Donald Trump - Fake massacre in Sweden FOX News - Fake Sweden Defense Advisor addressing situation CNN - Calling them out Who's fake again ?", "when did donald say there was a MASSACRE in sweden ? he just said \" last night \" in sweden . this is fake news . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I know . Shocking right ? accusing us of being close minded xenophobes while systematically abusing us ...", "context": ["Poor working class don't like elites , government or the media . It got us Brexit & it got Trump in . And still the media are demonising us ..", "@USER Don't you realise that you are all thick , ignorant racists who have rejected the Enlightenment ? ! According to @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you jump in to a convo to police other people's opinions about tv ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I suggest you keep Candice's name out you mouths .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh Flash Stans . Never change . And by never change I mean get a UTI and piss blood ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER because that's what Obama told everyone __ but now u blame the republicans - that's rich w / #history", "context": ["#Obamacare #Pinocchio : Families would save $ 2,500 on premiums . FACT : Premiums have skyrocketed 20-50 % #BetterWay = lower costs", "@USER Because the cost of healthcare would have gone down otherwise ? You are a facetious liar , just like all Republicans ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Whoa , slow down ... Is this why my internet is slow , you're hogging it all up", "context": ["At PLDT Home , everyone's safety is of utmost importance . Stay safe ! #SafePH #TaalVolcanoEruption ", "@USER So .. Internet has been busted for all your customers since December .. When is this going to be fixed ? When is PLDT going to lease more backbones to support their paying customers ... "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER She ironically is in REHAB ! ! ! you cruel frien ", "context": ["#WhyIThinkImStillSingle I don't need \" no-damn-body \" to complete me . I am Skeletor , hear me roar ( w loving acceptanc … ", "@USER @USER @USER by the power of grey skull where is she ra when you need her "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER or that they want to replace Flynn with a man who plead guilty for mishandling classified docs #hypocrisy #meets", "context": ["Irony of the Day : member of the Russian Oligarchy accusing the US of punishing folks for Orwellian thought crimes . ", "@USER I prefer the irony of \" extreme vetting \" of refugees / nominees & yet less than a month into new admin we've got a scandal"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Virgin airlines don't help but then neither do the Tory Party", "context": ["12 of the most positive & impactful moments for the ocean in 2016 : @USER … ", "@USER @USER more of an impact every time you're jumbos take off and cause them ice caps to melt !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Are you really that ignorant ? SMH Interesting too that you're calling the church a liar when in fact you support a WH guy who has lied over 15,000 times since setting foot in the WH . Talk about and #Idiocracy and a convoluted sense of no values .", "context": ["Choose your fav sign from the video . I have 2 . Lexington Catholic church takes ‘ gospel stand ’ with nativity scene behind border wall #NoWall", "@USER Except the Holy family weren't illegal aliens , they were citizens of Judea and Roman nationals free to travel from one Roman province to another . The invasion at the border has nothing to do with the gospel . Pretty sad this church chooses to lie about these basic facts"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 Sick burn I think I'll stick to mocking Trump cultist sheep . It's more fun .", "context": ["HAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! I KNEW one of these cultist morons would take the Batman joke seriously ! ! ! OMG ! ! ! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 They're so easy to bait it should be a crime ! ", "@USER Hey ! You admitted it ! They say that's the first step to resolving your problem . I'm proud of you ! 👏"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The is that #TheDemocrats do not realize that by embracing #LiberalFascism they are signing their own #Death ...", "context": ["@USER #LiberalFascism murder 259M + people from 1900-87 ... That probably does NOT include intentional food poisoning ...", "@USER Given . In truth , there's been no limit to their devising techniques to implement mass murder ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hey Hey Hey the candidates shouldn't be talking abt facts ! !", "context": ["As a supporter of @USER , I am BORED by this debate . These are stupid things being discussed . We need NEW BLOOD ! We need ideas supported by statistics ! Once again , I am not hearing enough from Andrew . #LetYangSpeak ! ! ! Every time he speaks he is a genius ! Oh , hearing him more", "@USER @USER As a Republican myself , I have to tell you that yang has some good ideas and economic facts that the others don ’ t get"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Rallied ? Only pointed out the of inequality & reversed glass ceilings", "context": ["@USER @USER looks like you realised the immaturity of your tweet", "@USER @USER yes that was exactly it your railing against a feminist event for teenage girls is well founded and correct ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER : I just tweeted the prior note & a Home Away commercial comes on . __", "context": ["If you can imagine , I have been chosen to voice a man with a moustache in this excellent film ", "@USER @USER Future film : Man With Facial Hair : Offerman , a > > silent brooding cynic while the scenes transpire around him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's funny because a fb page with FDR's picture is reacting to internment camp threats", "context": ["This is officially my favorite thing ever . I'm not sure anything will ever top it ", "@USER @USER did @USER call out someone again like she did with and basically made her quit ! #gomegyn"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Is as Much a Hysterical , Reactionary Idiot as Any Democrat of the 19th Century #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats Enjoy [: - )", "context": ["@USER full of so many historical errors and revisionist views of Reconstruction that I am forced into a thread of correction ! Not surprising to see him defend a racist buffoon like Johnson . Let me refer you to an opposing point of view ", "@USER Namaste , please find the unroll here : Thread by @USER : @USER full of so many historical errors and revisionist views of Reconstruction that I am forced … Enjoy :) 🤖"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER aw cheers . Yes . I am way more humble than all those other bastards .", "context": ["Heisters ! Did you know today was \" Be Humble Day \" ? Who do you think is the most humble member of the Payday gang ? ", "@USER Well , @USER has supported charity events in the past and he does tons of fan service . That's my guess ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If you cared about truth , you would have never sent this tweet . That's what's so amusing about it . #hypocrisy", "context": ["Apparently , Eichenwald thinks that Trump trolls have an obligation to know he's a photosensitive epileptic and take precautions for him .", "@USER Not , of course , that the truth matters to people like you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and what would a Big Issue seller have against socialism and empathy ?", "context": ["We stand with unaccompanied minors , stand with us by sharing and attending ! For more information visit … ", "@USER Hahahahahahaha oh , how we laugh at you Far Left Loons 🤣 🤣 🤣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Everyone , Scott included the laughing emoji with tears , clearly he didn't really mean what he wrote #passiveaggressive #keyboardwarrior", "context": ["A meaningful life is not about being rich , popular , highly educated , or perfect . It ’ s about being kind , compassionate , humble , & REAL , and being able to share ourselves & touch the lives of others . It is only then that we can have a full , happy and contented life . Nite . 😴", "@USER These things are easy to say when you're rich . Like super rich 🤣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Judging by your grammar , your own English is very poor . \" don't betrayed \"", "context": ["@USER typical idiot who does not understand the meaning of used words . Guys you're clowns . 🤡", "@USER Use more insults and vulgarity ! That will help you convince more people ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER please read your own tweet back to yourself ... really slowly . repeat until you have urge to bang head on desk @USER", "context": ["FWIW 2016 convinced me that the Dems ’ best messengers are Warren , Sanders , and Franken ", "@USER Warren needs to go ... she's too confrontational . too angry . a big turn off for many"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Update : It's \" just \" a broken user profile . Bad news : the \" create new user \" option is one of the things that doesn't work . Good news : I'd created an account for my daughter years ago ; logged in with that and everything works great . Now , to get my profile fixed / replaced ...", "context": ["My Christmas Break adventure lies ahead : After a Windows update , Firefox and Edge won't load any web pages ( doesn't error out - just hangs ) but Chrone works great . Weird . Not what I wanted to be working on , but that's how computers are . :)", "... I probably shouldn't be watching episodes of House as I try to get my computer working again . ( Got Firefox fixed after telling it to not use a System Proxy that I actually don't have , but Cortana / Search / Edge are still dead . ) Trying the ' Fast ' Insider Preview now ; why not ? :)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The speech was about giving up access to yr biggest market , which TM says is good for UK , bad for Scotland", "context": ["Slice it however you want . You can't simultaneously argue the UK can flourish outside of the EU , but Scotland can't flourish outside the UK .", "@USER @USER Theoreticaly you can because Scotland is not an homogenous subsample of UK . It is a hard sell though .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Don ’ t tell lies on the man now lol he beat a corpse I mean a man in his 3rd pro fight who was 14-3- 1 which turns out to be the best opponent statistically he ’ s fought to date", "context": ["This gentleman is ranked number 12 in the world at heavyweight by one of the sanctioning bodies . He can fight for a world title . Please examine his record . #boxing BoxRec : Christopher Lovejoy ", "@USER he hasnt fought one guy with a winning record , let alone someone whos a top 50 heavyweight"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Of course , it's still possible for the referendum to take place on 23 April , the 97th anniversary of parliament's foundation", "context": ["President Erdoğan has nine hours to approve and publish the executive presidency bill if he wants a 9 April referendum . Else it'll be 16th .", "Sunday 16 April is ( currently ) also the date of two nationwide exams : for Med School Entrance and the Open Universi … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But but but Hillary used a private email server & took money 4 speeches #DrainTheSwamp", "context": ["You mean you thought Steve Bannon wouldn't use his position to get rich too ? ", "@USER @USER @USER we're looking at the largest corruption in Washington I'm sorry did I say corruption ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You ’ re so brainwashed and hateful , yet you talk about “ knowledge . ” 😀", "context": ["Nothing says authoritarian like a good old fashioned book burning . #China ", "@USER Nothing is more important than Respect Human-right and Glory to Knowledge What a huge disaster on humankind by this evil regime is that Chinese Communist Party has been doing opposite of both for a long time . We should.stand together and stop it now . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So their \" leaks \" make them patriots ? Cool , so now by default , wikileaks is the paradigm of patriotism", "context": ["The spotlight has finally been put on the low-life leakers ! They will be caught !", "@USER Low-life leakers to U ; patriots to us . Those low-life leakers have relevant news . & possibly impeachable offense against U !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What is this unpatriotic attitude ? Trump will make America great Again - no need to \" save \" GOP !", "context": ["Also includes Corey as RNC Chair . More reasons to actively vote against Trump if you are in a swing state . ", "@USER @USER look .. read and imagine this team . Corey as head of the RNC ? Can the GOP be saved after 2016 ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER those who themselves cant understand r calling others ' jackasses '", "context": ["Maybe some critics of demonetization can explain as to who expected M1 decline of 50 % to have zero short-term effe … ", "@USER @USER jackasses still cant clarify what exactly has been this long term benefit that will make all this worth it .. idiots"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But Brum is handier for me than London ! Can stay over with UKIP dad !", "context": ["I love the assumption that nobody will be arsed to travel to Birmingham . #WomensMarch @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER They're going to have to close the M5 , M6 , M40 , M42 , and half the railway network . Good luck !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER Says the Naxalite - in - Chief of India ... Comrade @USER just killed itself _ @USER", "context": ["Humara nationalism is ‘ We are Indian ’ not ' who is a Hindu ' ? : Sitaram Yechury on #RamjasRow at Delhi University ", "They cannot win this with their intellectual skill and want to replace it with violence : Sitaram Yechury on ABVP … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Haha , bureaucrats says the former D . C . Duncan mouthpiece Bureaucrat oh the", "context": ["@USER @USER is wrong . Frustrated parents are taking back public education from the bureaucrats .", "@USER that's PR double speak for artificially driving down salaries and blaming Ts for violence . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER your candidate , like your show , is a loser . BTW , YOU put Trump in the WH by goading him @USER the correspondence dinner .", "context": ["As a dad of a daughter this resonates . ", "@USER @USER Dude , however bad you think I am I promise you I am WAY worse in movies . All the best - Seth"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER or how about they are substantiated claims , looks like Trump is the one under investigation now .", "context": ["In September , I warned that Putin might be blackmailing Trump on CNN . It was mostly dismissed at the time . ", "@USER These are unsubstantiated rumors that damage the legitimacy of our government until evidence is produced to back them up ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Uff ... I am so releaved . I thought we might have real problems . So here we just need some more preventive policing and putting all left wing green antifa weirdos away . That should do the trick and everything is back to normal . Right ?", "context": ["What the world can learn from the #AustralianBushfire crisis : over time you will pay a devastating price if you hand media and government to science deniers . ", "@USER #arson by antifa green Marxist combined with ‘ environmentally friendly ’ forest management . Has nothing to do with change in weather , it ’ s a left-wing terror attack ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" I honestly thought Brits are more educated lol , most no nothing aside football and brexit \" You mean , \" Most * know * nothing ... \" #Educated #GoBackToSchool", "context": ["I bet the owner tried for years to share it , but no one ever replied to his emails ... ", "@USER @USER I honestly thought Brits are more educated lol , most no nothing aside football and brexit"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Moronic #flatderper refers to actual intelligent people as \" retarded \"", "context": ["@USER Apollo = 6 landings . The total Moon landings ascend to 20 ! 20 fakes ? 😂 😂 @USER ", "@USER @USER Yes . There is no way that any man has ever stepped foot on that moon . It's completely retarded ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER bro heard of butterfly effect ? Btw the tweet was a joke . Chill man .", "context": ["Trumps winning the #USElection2016 and India abolishing 500 and 1000 currency notes ... End of the world is near ! ! Brace thyself ! !", "@USER what has India abolishing 500/1000 notes got to do with world ending ? r u out of ua mind ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "if #brexit was a protest vote against the establishment why is it that the deepest established of all are getting to it do their way", "context": ["UK faces £ 100billion black hole because of Brexit = £ 5k per household . \" We want our country back \" - to recession . ", "@USER @USER I get that #brexit will happen but what part of the vote gave the #conservatives their mandate to do as they wish"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And the award for \" I don't get goes to ... \" @USER @USER @USER", "context": ["Americans are begging the Queen to take back control after Donald Trump's victory ", "@USER liberal media never gets it right . Trump is for real , deal with it @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But it's all due to Obama ... the man who couldn't envision these outcomes - by his own admission - SOMEHOW stumbled upon the policies that are producing these results , according to the left .", "context": ["Make sure your family and friends see the evidence for themselves : The president asked a foreign power to interfere in the 2020 election for his own political gain . Americans deserve free and fair elections . He must be held accountable . ", "@USER @USER @USER Unemployment at 50 year lows . Wages up 3.5 % ( way higher than under Obama ) . Median household income up $ 5k since trump took office . Consumer confidence at its highest in 12 years ... do I need to keep going ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I didn't have enough characters left to add lol .", "context": ["Not sure why we're going through this nat'l election exercise . Isn't everyone in the US seeing all of the #Guam FB posts for our straw poll ?", "@USER lots of media - next time we should promote it better ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And while they're at it , Teachers should also split themselves in two so they can monitor and provide support to both groups at the same time ... or you know ... support our school , give them the money they need to hire teachers , and increase infrastructure . #ableg", "context": ["Yes . Imagine . The depth of thought we could develop . The structures for argument we could attend to . The techniques we could hone . The trust we could build and use to lift each other to new personal heights . #writingstudies #cdnwrds #ubc ", "@USER #ableg #abed Seriously , break the class in two , while half the class is in the library doing assigned reading and writing , engage the other half of the class and vice versa ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No one should be attacked for their views except for the liberals that you scorn .", "context": ["Dear Liberals , The right has embraced me as a #GaysForTrump Meanwhile you viciously attack me for my political views . Get it together .", "@USER no one should be attacked for their views . I just hope all the progress , all kinds of progress , isn't reversed .. God bless you"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks for the like . Seems my original tweet has been removed :-( Not so charitable .", "context": ["On #GivingTuesday I pledge to run 26.2 miles on April 23rd for @USER @USER #MultipleSclerosis Pls donate … ", "I appreciate every ounce of support and any amount helps push me in training #MSAwareness #Neuro #MS "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER says the person touting PhD but can't spell and lacks critical thinking skills !", "context": ["Thinks everyone gets women the same way as he ! #Hillarious ", "@USER Let me fix this one for you too ! #Hilarious not \" Hillarious \" 🤣 🤣 🤣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Theresa May wasn't elected , 75 % didn't vote for them , and 29 Tories being investigated for #ToryElectionFraud", "context": ["Donald Trump makes ' extreme right ' Stephen Bannon his chief strategist ", "@USER No idea why Farage's face in this piece Do the ' Americans ' know he isn't an MP , failed 7 x to get elected , didn't run the BREXIT cpn"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ben Carson - can't tell apart a tomb from a silo , becomes the US Secretary of Housing and Urban Development ", "context": ["Who to follow : Ben - the pyramids are silos - Carson ! ! ! :| #اللعنة #Twitter Isn't it enough having him \" cripple th … ", "Well , at least we got rid of Mr . Magic Underwear ( a . k . a . Mitt Romney ) after #Trump played , tortured and humiliated him !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I agree . User ratings - numbers - are a shambles . I sent an email to you ( on my new phone , so not sure it even went through ) #possibly", "context": ["@USER Hi James , I know there are other priorities , but on the subject of service ratings I received this today from a big Telco in Western Sydney after getting a new phone #anythingbelow9 wtf ", "@USER Thank you for sending it on . It ’ s time look at this again . Send me a number to valentine.james@USER.net.au"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wow ! @USER social team is just amazing ! So responsive to their customers ! Really makes me want to go out and spend another $ 700 on a suitcase that may or may not make it all the way to my destination in one piece . 🤦 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️ #missedopportunities #wtf", "context": ["Hi @USER , I ’ m headed to Vegas aboard AA flight 0671 out of Dallas and my amazing carry on bag broke at the handle ! Any ideas for a quick fix to get me through #CES ? #help #travelproblems", "Okay , well , @USER , I guess I ’ m on my own ? With this really expensive , very broken bag . #Thanks #CustomerExperience "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER thats true . Unfortunately , Devs are not taught empathy . We like to take fast gains in short-term and big loss in long .", "context": ["Privacy in India needs a fundamental change in mindset . Developers care for this . #learning #privacy ", "@USER but not all developers know what it means truly to others ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You seem like someone who doesn't smile enough , especially when told to do so .", "context": ["Weinstein ’ s lawyer Donna Rotunno on #MeToo : “ I feel that women may rue the day that all of this started when no one asks them out on a date , and no one holds the door open for them , and no one tells them that they look nice . ” via @USER", "@USER @USER Yes I really hate it when rapists don ’ t ask me out or hold doors for me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Great ! Now I can watch sky cast version #Neat ", "context": ["Wish my @USER app was working . I ’ d like to watch the game #NationalChampionship ", "I ’ ve tried every possible “ channel ” under the mega cast on my fire stick and not one is working #NationalChampionship "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER but u did read it and bothered tweeting about it _", "context": ["My Editorial this week : Internal and External Pressures via @USER", "@USER @USER no one is interested in reading your biased assessment s ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You call others racist & demean their intelligence , yet spew anti-black rhetoric while not understanding basic math .", "context": ["@USER @USER You don't understand how stats or math work . Even if those initial numbers were true , all they show is that ... ( 1/2 )", "@USER @USER ... the identical % of black ppl are victims of white crime as white ppl are victims of black crime ( 0.0016 % ) . ( 2/2 )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER LMAO . Now use that pseudo-logic on Trump ’ s refusal to cooperate with myriad investigations ...", "context": ["Everywhere Joe Biden was involved as VP , his family got richer Ukraine — Hunter Biden got $ 83,333 a month from Burisma China — Hunter's firm received a $ 1.5 B investment from the Chinese Communist Party Iraq — James Biden , his brother , received a $ 1.5 B housing contract Investigate !", "@USER Caught with their hands in the cookie jar ! If he had not done anything illegal , unethical , or wrong , why would he have to step down ? "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Gee ... and all under the leadership of the deceitful , secretive , Machiavellian I wish he was back !", "context": ["I ’ m sorry but this cartoon is too precious for words ! If the “ chat ” does anything it will propel our already world respected PM @USER to another echelon ! I see nothing wrong with it . A fun-loving moment with other world leaders including @USER who was hosting it ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Before Trudeau took power Canada was # 1 Most Reputable and Admired Country in the World . His antics have draghed us down to seventh place . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yes , keep running it till you get the answer you want . Oh , wait ... #brexitshambles", "context": ["A simple question : Do you have faith in Britain post Brexit ? ( Please R . T . for a very strong sample size . Thanks for that )", "@USER I see your poll's been nobbled by the freaks . Run it again !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Love how you write about the coup in your article but don ’ t mention the electoral fraud . Are you trying to report the truth or just what is convenient to you ? #ThereWasNoCoup , a power greedy autocrat was overthrown .", "context": ["The Inter-American Commission on Human Rights documented a massive bot campaign to support the far-right military coup in Bolivia At least 68,000 fake accounts were created , posting over 1 million tweets from Nov . 9-17 - before , during , and after the coup ", "@USER I wrote about bots and Bolivia a while back for @USER "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So , if this were actually Avengers Endgame , you're all on the side that LOST . 🤣 🤣 🤣 ", "context": ["Here ’ s Don Lemon melting down over a meme . Try to watch without laughing out loud . ", "@USER @USER @USER I went to the Daily Caller website to see it . It ’ s hilarious ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So the premiere symbol of Nazi engineering , the Volkswagen , has become the target of people that love Nazi Germany ? 😭 ", "context": ["#BREAKING : White supremacists have been seen punching unsuspecting victims in the arm and yelling \" Slug Bug ! \" whenever a Volkswagen Beetle is in the area as a sign of white power solidarity . The Beetle has long been a hate symbol of the Neo-nazis and white separatist movement", "Those saying the correct phrase is \" Punch Buggy \" have been blocked and reported . Such hateful ignorance will NOT be tolerated . These are the same people who use the racist dog whistle \" soda \" instead of saying \" pop \" like a normal human being . That bigotry has no place in America ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 1 . I know in #AltReality speaking unflattering / inconvenient #truth about #TeamTrump = hate but is ...", "context": ["This thread is rife with haters USING the dead for their Trump hate agenda . You are a perfect example of it … ", "@USER Your tweet is true ONLY in an #AltReality in which calling proven liars a liar is considered \" hateful \" . #TrumpTRUTHagenda"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the youtuber in question's channel is literally \" here's this place I went to , and some interesting facts about it . \"", "context": ["I hope Wooby Wibbity feels very good about themselves now that they've gone out of their way to tell me off . ", "@USER why do we even leave our homes . There are photos of everything on the Internet ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and Countries w / o taxes and regulations & infrastructure r likely to solicit travel bans", "context": ["A republican told me recently he opposed free education bc it's not his responsibility to pay ( in higher taxes ) for other people's kids .", "@USER equally troub narrative of believing ed taxes r personal invest like social sec instead of basic infrastructure 4 civilization"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But why call him up to the big club ? ?", "context": ["CONDORS GOAL ! ! ! @USER off a rebound makes it a baker's dozen . 4-1 off the Marody shot . #Condorstown", "@USER Benson with his fifth assist in three games . #Condorstown"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hey don't tell me what makes a fascist . You fascist ! ;)", "context": ["Why do people get stressed if they get accused of having fascist ideas . We all have a fascist streak , mine relates to motorway driving", "Having some fascist ideas dors not in itself make you a fascist ! Although you might be on the way ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER calling others gullible when you believed Trump would drain the swamp and build a wall .", "context": ["Modern art is a total scam . Seriously , I just sold a fake Warhol to Seth Green for $ 4,000 , 000", "@USER you sell fake life to gullible idiots every day #MakeAmericaGreatAgain"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER it's discipline for Alexis being selfish and making it all about him", "context": ["Arsenal confirmed no Ozil , but Sanchez on bench is the shocker .", "@USER These are the illogical decisions Arsene has made over the last couple of seasons unless he is resting him for Bayern lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER think so , Australia has a similar program as well I believe , like the one the Ont Teacher's pension fund invested in", "context": ["Infrastructure Bank sounds an awful lot like a national regional development agency = a bottomless trough of taxpayer funded waste #cdnpoli", "@USER Didn't #PMJT put a bunch of our $ $ into a similar venture in Asia during G20 ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I love the fact that your Profile Photo is #OrsonWelles a self proclaimed \" Progressive Leftist \" _", "context": ["@USER @USER the brainwashed american is waking up , funny how the media wasn't \" corrupt \" until trump said so", "@USER @USER @USER Of course people are waking up now that your corrupt criminals stop silencing the truth . Freedom won"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER we could have 55 points when we go to castle greyskull", "context": ["@USER Next month , they'll be moaning when we hammer them on Hogmanay to go 15 points clear of them . I can't wait 😊 ☘ 🙌", "@USER @USER True but I was being generous to them . HH 🍀 👍"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The guy who repeatedly said the election was rigged objects to a recount to see if it was rigged .", "context": ["The Democrats , when they incorrectly thought they were going to win , asked that the election night tabulation be accepted . Not so anymore !", "A recount , stupid as it may be , is not a repudiation of results , you dimwit . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh , Tom , with all due ( and more importantly , earned ) respect , .", "context": ["The last-ditch effort to stop Donald Trump is gaining momentum via @USER | Getty ", "@USER @USER Nothing better demonstrates the bad faith and irresponsibility of the Left than this absolute idiocy …"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You actually tweeted this nonsense and spoke of backward people 😂", "context": ["There are only a very few people who have responded to good fortune with the overwhelming wish to share it in support of the causes in which they believed , than Colin and Chris Weir ( 1/2 ) ", "@USER Is Scotland get independence the lose 10 billion pound a year the army the navy the NHS and it will be drawn into the abyss only backward people will think this can be right"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER taken too much time pointing out in the play and should focus on of #trump asking for civility", "context": ["@USER hopefully you get started on #antibullyingprogram soon . I heard there is guy criticizing #hamiltonmusical online #help", "@USER @USER You do realize that Hamilton bullied , and did so in a laughably ironic way "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER @USER Your blind belief in every word Trump speaks is the definition of #sheep", "context": ["#Trump doesn't only MOCK the disabled . Apparently , he KICKS THEM OUT of his rallies ! Keep HIM out of #WhiteHouse . … ", "@USER @USER that was proven false . He never met that reporter and couldn't have known of his disability . #sheep"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Research would have proven Fred to be either A ) incapable of googling , or B ) spreading falsehoods on purpose . ", "context": ["( 1,2 ) I AM HORRIFIED AS THIS IS TRUE . As the @USER continues its reign of terror over America , supported by people such as @USER , this person just killed his family with an AR 15 and told the truth about why he chose this weapon . ", "@USER @USER @USER This feels like a fake . The word choice throughout screams talking points . Could be wrong , but am cautious ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I am sure the news will be full of huge crowds at the doors , and people fighting over the latest Gizmo ...", "context": ["It ’ s 3:23 pm and channel 7 has just declared how much australian ’ s have spent shopping on Boxing Day with a % increase on last year . A . The day is not over B . Stores themselves won ’ t know C . Ppl have less money every year due to stagnant wages I ’ m calling propaganda . #auspol", "@USER I ’ m calling bullshit . I ’ m in a Pop Up in one of Sydney ’ s premier shopping malls . It ’ s pretty much dead . And check this out . Oxford Menswear window . Seriously @USER the economy is going so well #auspol 60 % off storewide . Unheard of in precious years "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This should be our biggest criticism of the Browns organization . Like , the Pony Express wasn't available ? They couldn't send it by carrier pigeon ?", "context": ["Always remember that analytics broke the fax machine to save the Browns two draft picks the football guy was going to trade for AJ McCarron 😎", "@USER Who uses fax machines anymore in the first place ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Biden whom work with Republicans to pass right-wing legislation , Joe Biden who said Paul Ryan was right to want to cut social security and Medicare , would never pick a rep VP to restore the SOUL of a nation", "context": ["Pretty sure Joe Biden does NOT want to pick a Republican VP . He said he couldn't even think of one . Meanwhile , there are DOZENS of great DEM candidates he could ( and would ) pick if he were the nominee . Relax , folks . It ain't happening .", "@USER People just jumping off at every news break . Biden would never do that ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No educated , loving , woman could possibly be conservative . And certainly not have voted for Trump .", "context": ["@USER @USER Grammar & politics are two different things , & you're not ignorant .", "@USER @USER I don't think something just because I'm told to . That's false equivalence ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Countered with #climatechange activists stuck in ice they said was gone , you're welcome @USER @USER", "context": ["One good #climatechange meme deserves a story of an actual event @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Repubs ignoring & denying climate change , which is the whole point of the meme . Thanks for playing ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER every thing is justified when its about Ummah :)", "context": ["Extremism and violence at its peak . Indeed the end of time is near .", "How stupid are those who are justifying cold blooded murder ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The new administration seems to be ALL about .", "context": ["This is our President cyber #bullying Chuck Schumer . No other way to describe it . #noJustNo #Resist … ", "@USER And wasn't cyber-bullying supposed to be one of Melania's \" causes \" ? SAD ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER til they go to walmart & all their food / goods cost more , & they dont make more money at work . #karma", "context": ["Trumps plan to build the border wall is to have USians pay Mexico for the US to build it . Okay ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ", "@USER His voters are too stupid to understand what this reach around means . They'll cheer their dead hearts out ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Irony also not understood on Twitter unless one explains it via the hashtag", "context": ["I'm trying to explain why some Cubans who hated Castro as a dictator admired him for his stand against the US . ", "@USER you are trying to explain nuance to twitter fiends , I admire your effort but see the futility in it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Republished work from over a year back , to add more background on this . Note these words are my own thoughts & ideas ; wisdom gained , I've shared so others may learn from the abusive childhood I had , & how harmful patterns carry until stopped . ", "context": ["I hold within my hands both peace and war and I choose war - a poem I wrote w @USER by @USER 🐷 🎨 it got weirdly deep ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Here is my original work so your audience finds out who's the original Artist behind all these \" ideas \" . #music #litchat #amwriting ✨ Original post "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER why shearer got his goal ruled out at the world cup , if we played by the rules he may not have led elbow 1st", "context": ["Lee Dixon and Ian Wright didn't either . We must all have the same agenda . ", "@USER it just simply wasn't a foul , end of . #afc just can't handle being outclassed outplayed and outsung #again"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER omg hashtag needed for like the next 30 days", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER michigan only had 10 guys out there for that final play", "@USER @USER @USER They should just clean house and fire everyone Mike"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER But some “ Christians ” enjoy finding reasons to hate .", "context": ["It's always funny to me when a Christian parent hates Harry Potter , but is okay with Cinderella . Like do you think the Fairy Godmother used the power of Jesus to make that dress ?", "@USER The HP storyline is one of the most beautiful illustrations of love and sacrifice . Putting the people you love in front of your personal safety and well being at all costs . Not sure what could be more purely Christ-like than that ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's a shame machine learning wasnt invented when it took them 1.5 years the first go around", "context": ["If only we could vet refugees as fast as FBI director Comey went through 650,000 emails ... it's time to #DrainTheSwamp", "@USER It's called machine learning - computer processors scan for key words and phrases . Data in the modern era ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wrong ! We beat Dallas and the Eagles and they both could be on the playoffs ! 😏 😉 😂", "context": ["I ’ m like 75 % sure Chris tweets stuff like this just to get under people ’ s skin and 100 % of the time it works every time . ", "@USER At the same time , we have not beaten a playoff-caliber team this year . Granted , we've become close but the end result is we can't get the job done . Hopefully that changes the next several weeks ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Dems playing the class warfare card . It worked well for them in IL , NJ , NY ...", "context": ["That said ... I still think there's going to be at least 1 pretty sizable correction this year , that will be pretty nasty while it's happening . We will discuss in further detail in my Mid-Week Review Video . How's that for a teaser ? ( I think I'm getting better at teasers ) . ", "@USER Don't you get a kick out of Cook Zuck & a lot of the big company's that are getting closer to Trump as they see the Demo's want to go after them in many ways ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Someone is new to lol . I've been watching the monkey-in-chief 8 yrs . He's shown me all I need know -", "context": ["You've smoked too much #Colorado weed lol . #Obama = a #mulatto , not a true . And he's divided . I want … ", "@USER @USER 😑 You sound dumb 1 : I don't smoke I don't live in Colorado and he has look it up or shall I show you"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": " @USER : @USER Oh the irony that mercury containing flu vac is pushed by MERCURY news ! ! #CDCwhistleblower #Vaxxed", "context": ["Flu shots barely work , STILL contain mercury & have the highest % of severe adverse reactions . Just wash your hands ", "@USER @USER Oh the irony that mercury containing flu vac is pushed by MERCURY news ! ! #CDCwhistleblower #MedicalFreedom"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think someone must have missed the silent on my comment , because I appear to have been blocked . My comment was in fact supportive of the premise of the OP's tweet .", "context": ["Sydney ’ s New Year ’ s Eve fireworks expected to go ahead , despite fire conditions Cancelling the event would seriously hurt Sydney businesses , \" the City of Sydney spokesman said . ", "@USER @USER And burning the town down is no risk at all * headdesk *"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Players in footage subjected to worst racist abuse ever seen at a football match by the very same fans who posted it .", "context": ["Many Rangers fans on here have theories galore about various world agencies being against them and their club . That said , that was a disgusting tweet which appeared on @USER about them . FARE should feel rightly embarrassed .", "@USER @USER Why should they feel embarrassed for retweeting a tweet that highlights racism at ibrox ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Just give the max yearly amount and they'll stop calling .", "context": ["I almost never answer the phone anymore . Someone will come out with an app soon that just turns off all notifications of incoming calls . And whenever ubiquitous satellite internet comes out , Bell , Rogers , and Telus are done . ", "@USER I ’ ve had to stop answering my home line , too . It ’ s almost always CPC hustling for a donation . 3-5 calls a day minimum from various cities across the country . Kingston one day , Ottawa the next , Summerside PEI next . It ’ s brutal . And they ’ ve never stopped calling my two mobiles ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Apparently @USER takes offense at people calling out fact he can't spell ' Dickenson ' correctly . I must have hurt his itty bitty feelings . I feel so bad . ", "context": ["HC Craig Dickenson confirms he had already decided to move on from Stephen McAdoo .. says it was time for a change #riders", "@USER When dickson was hired i wonder whether he had it to make changes or if he would be a buddy to everyone he has clearly shown he is for team first"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ha ha ! Have you even heard of the #trumpfoundation ? This is THE definition of", "context": ["Our fellow Americans in Puerto Rico can use our support after this week ’ s earthquakes . They ’ ve shown their enduring spirit over the past couple years , and it ’ s up to us to pull together for one another once again . I hope you ’ ll support their recovery : ", "@USER Getting in on the corrupt charity game huh ? Right out of the Clinton playbook . Why are we not surprised . #WorstPresidentEver44"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It really doesn't . That's why using is a great resource so people won't mistake you for being a d-bag .", "context": ["You seem like a really nice guy , Scott . I hope that your kids never have to experience shitty people telling them how awful you are at your job online when they didn ’ t ask . ", "@USER Seriously , i was trying to make a joke about all the experts complaining about your dad's coaching . I guess sarcasm doesn't work to well in print"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER do you know the history bout how America started or does applying for citizenship only count AFTER white colonization ?", "context": ["Speaker Maria Barragan , self-identified as undocumented , gets cheers , says she & others ' are not criminals , we do n … ", "@USER @USER stop spitting on our laws , do not disrespect my country . Apply for citizenship BEFORE you come here ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wow ! He's REALLY good ! ! ! We should all listen to him", "context": ["To me it just sounds like Jaelen Strong is bitter and has bad blood towards the team , sometimes you give your best and it isn ’ t always good enough #Browns", "@USER Did he even get picked up by another 53man roster ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Might want to take your own advice , buddy .", "context": ["A poll for @USER : if you could feel human shame , what would be the worst ?", "@USER @USER Joss , learn this , \" It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt . \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Grouping millions of people under \" close minded \" is being close minded itself .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Yea how dare liberals want to liberate their minds and move forward not backwards !", "@USER @USER @USER yeah keep thinking that . Liberals are the most closed minded people there are ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And the \" pics for family \" were a war crime . But no biggie . They just put the lives of all other service members out there in more danger and hurt the image of our nation on the world stage . #GOPLogic", "context": ["Hillary Clinton is not above the law , yet she has a record of contempt for the rule of law . Our leaders are bound by the rule of law , so Clinton must be held accountable . RETWEET if you agree & sign HERE : ", "@USER Lower level military personnel misuse security clearance as she did we get removed and fined . Glad trump freed our fellow military family from jail for taking pics to send family ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I only named famously right wing murderers . Are you forgetting what you tweeted that I responded to ?", "context": ["Well I guess tweeting and the murderous annals of history are the same . Vandalism and tweets ? For shame , Leftists ! ", "@USER You're just taking every criminal from history and labeling them \" right-wing \" ? That seems very arbitrary and unproductive ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER says an man with no interests in politics until his 70s @USER #auspol", "context": ["So much for being a man of the people . @USER betrays the VIC workers who elected him . #auspol #springst ", "@USER Setka has no right to ever try to take the high moral ground . He's a thug ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Maybe we should lock up everyone that looks like him too ...", "context": ["Oh my God . Trump ’ s a threat to our a Democracy & Constitution . Those who ignore it , will go down in history as complicit cowards . Think of what he ’ s capable of doing in a 2nd term w / o re-election as a deterrence . He must be defeated . Vote him out ! 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER Still picking my jaw up off the ground . We all knew they are all crooks but hearing it from the mouth of one of them ... YIKES ! ! POTUS , Barr , Pompeo , Giuliani and all Trump ’ s kids , need to be locked up . 😠"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah . East Tennessee high school football sucks . They never win championships in that grand division of the state .", "context": ["Ravenwood embarrassing Wilco and it ’ s unacceptable . You are transfer U and this is what we get ? East Tennessee has never been better than Middle Tennessee when it comes to talent and this is the outcome ? Not even close .", "@USER You sure East Tennessee isn ’ t better ? How many trophies does Blount County alone have ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This entire election Trump supporters screamed how evil Wall Street was & now Wall Street is ENTIRELY Trump's cabinet . @USER", "context": ["\" Useful Idiots Galore \" don't see Trump's picks are the EXACT people Trump's supporters HATED & voted for Trump for ... Oh the sad irony . :(", "@USER so who would you propose ? ? ? Another band of idiots like Obama has ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How hard can it be to program the most complex + unpredictable thing in the world ?", "context": ["@USER @USER I just read on reddit that all we need to do to make the AI perfect in @USER is to … ", "@USER @USER @USER ' Just make an AI act like a human , simple ! ' says the redditor to the game developer without irony ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Brits living abroad tell me they have left the UK due to too many foreigners who don't speak English .", "context": ["Every time I hear talk of ' integration ' and ' learning English ' , I get this image of all the UK pensioners who have emigrated to Spain .", "@USER @USER or indeed any other sunny , European country where they live in British enclaves"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and of course no one can be right but you", "context": ["I am pretty sure that “ exact ” is fairly objective and Dean isn ’ t exactly a pillar of not being stupid . ", "@USER I did like 12 years ago . They are still wrong ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER like having to withdraw from a disability course because you have too much to prepare for #employmenttribunal", "context": ["George Michael played benefit gigs for the miners during their strike and was a fierce opponent of Thatcher . A true … ", "@USER And you mad a joke about his death a couple of tweets before this . Attention seeking moron ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ha ! I love how you're trying to spin it to me being sensitive when you're policing the protest from your keyboard . ___", "context": ["Every time a window smashes on TV some personal in rural America can't wait to say RIOT ! ", "@USER gosh you got me . I've seen the error of my ways ... violent protest ? Is that better ? I sure hope so ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Imagine when we actually get some talent what he can do", "context": [". @USER champion @USER only has TWO players on the all-conference first team : LT Penei Sewell ( offense ) and Brady Breeze ( special teams ) . CJ Verdell , Shane Lemieux and Troy Dye on second team . No Herbert or Throckmorton ? @USER", "@USER @USER @USER SMH . Cristobal evidently must be a really good coach to win 8 out of 9 , crush Utah in the PAC 12 championship , crush USC on their field , and take a powerful Auburn team to the last drive with only 2 first team selections , of which 1 was a specialist all-Conference selection ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's almost as if you were trying to outdo Vice President Pence's address that you criticized in your last tweet .", "context": ["Shooting at a #Quebec mosque during evening prayer . Reports of up to 10 dead . Very tragic .", "Too early to know if #Quebec mosque shooting was perpetrated by right-wing extremists . If it was , then this is result of Trump rhetoric ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER weren't #centrelink staff on strike last week because the gov refuses to give staff a payrise ?", "context": ["Not willing to fix the problem , \" Centrelink staff to get ' customer aggression ' training amid debt row \" #notmydebt ", "@USER At what cost to taxpayers for Advanced Customer Aggression Training Services to DHS ? #Centrelink … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER big ot ry noun intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself . Fits your comments perfectly", "context": ["Honestly , I'm still thankful those two are out of my life Anyone who thinks Trump should be president is automatically disgusting", "@USER bigotry .. The definition of Donald Trump aka the Bigly Bigot 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I was watching almost all day in my pajamas . Wasn't upright till about 4pm . So , same", "context": ["Watching #tlc my 600lb life . Hard to watch this poor woman", "@USER @USER I watch it when I ’ m eating cookies"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I remember reading this piece . Leo's one note performance fetched him an Oscar .", "context": ["@USER But it helps an actor to get under the character's skin & enhance his performance in the film .", "@USER exactly . Enhances is the key word . I guess they call it some endurance test idea "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER In the midst of telling someone they're plagiarizing you use the term \" McNugget \" to refer to Conor .", "context": ["BREAKING : Khabib Nurmagomedov flagged by USADA for potential anti doping violation . Pulled from UFC 209 . More to follow on mmafighting soon", "@USER oh brother ! Really ? Must be a McNugget fanboy . Plagiarism running wild ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER hahahahah . I think its a direct tie in .", "context": ["Mandalorian Chapter 7 is Wednesday , and watching past the credits apparently has something special in stored . I wonder why it was moved up and received special attention , hhhmmmm , could something be happening on Thursday ? 🤔 #TheRiseOfSkwalker", "@USER It was moved up because of Rise of Skywalker , I'm guessing that the credit will be a preview of some sort for the movie"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER they want stands developed and free tix whole @USER owner has to fund player sales . #wakeup", "context": ["The inconvenient truth for Liverpool , is world class players no longer want to play for the club . Nail on the head from Bascombe .", "@USER @USER yes . fare for a club which won anything of note in 2005 . And supporter want world class team but don't want to pay tix"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s really funny that there are people who will criticize another one behind a keyboard and still follow those they criticize . What an ego ..", "context": ["I love it . Because of @USER and @USER , first JG goes for it on 4 and 1 from the 20 , now the Cowboys are going to practice outside in preparation for the Bears game . You guys should pay Garrett rent for the space you are taking up in his head .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s funny that the guys at the radio station really think anything they say changes what JG does . The ego ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "A common thread exists though . Those attacking Glenn Greenwald all supported the regime-change Queen , Hillary Clinton .", "context": ["I feel so sorry for Glenn Greenwald . All he's done is ask for some goddamn proof re CIA's Russia accusation .", "Read some of the comments on his TL . Other media calling him a Russian spy or Putin plant etc .. Oh , and it's mainly coming from ' liberals '"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Mashar Achakzai and Maulana always speak of constitutional and democratic superiority while going opposite of both in fata's case .", "context": ["Mahmood khan achakzai's utopia of greater Afghanistan and Tribal Malaks personal gains from FCR stopping NS from Fata reforms and KP merger .", "Which very shameful as representatives of Fata in National assembly are in favor of Merger and reforms ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yeah , about that . For a communications company , you're not so good with the communications . CSR ' helping ' now .", "context": ["Oh @USER , good thing I can't doc marks from your late responses to phone calls and customer service surveys . #MissedOpportunities", "@USER Hi Mark . Please send us a DM if there's something we can help you with ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER that's uncanny example of the world we live in ..", "context": ["1st int'l football match was played on a cricket ground - via @USER shorts now even 40K fans are else @USER", "@USER @USER @USER omg I thought football was much older and popular game .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER those people who called you a whore just voted for a Russian whore to be President .", "context": ["Trump supporters in my mentions keep trying to call me stupid , but they can't spell their insults correctly . ", "@USER you got \" stupid \" & \" ediot \" . I was called a whore . They really are terrible ppl . Scary . #puppetelect"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I guess I could have said it was part of my since the rest of my sentence was grammatically incorrect but ... 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ #oops", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Your to stupid to explain to ... dear god you trumptards are morons 🤡 🤡 🤡", "@USER @USER @USER Bahaha , classic . I can't believe I just did that #hilarious"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The fact that you use the term brainwashed , encapsulate this discussion right next to : #420", "context": ["The absolute best article to date on Trump's rise : ", "@USER @USER I have no idea how you are a bestseller . You are clearly a brainwashed anti-American . Such a shame . #Trump2016"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Imagine having so little self awareness that you have ' Trump 2020 Advisory Board ' in your profile but you call other people grifters .", "context": ["Doug Collins is ranting about something on my TV , ugh why", "@USER Yes ... keep goin ' - you grifters are gonna ' grift ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER it's beyond hilarious that a website Search Engine Optimism company ... doesn't have a website !", "context": ["@USER . O . M . G . That last guest , Mathew Blanchfeld is CRAZY ! Please post his companies name . We don't wanna do biz w.him either !", "@USER 1st in SEO Is this ignorant aholes company . His website is down . He currently streams his business through MANTA ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's the of what #Works in this current #Mindset of #MassConsumption ; wannabe fast due to caused by , and being just another and . is the light , bringing color back to this sad world of and .", "context": ["If I could start my #Brand over , this is what I would emulate my #Site to look like .. And I might , once my anual contract with #WordPress is up . Even tho I don ’ t think is very ; I can ’ t help but to find … ", "@USER There is no design on it except for links ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ah . You should see all the tweets re #TheWall to catch the on this one ;-)", "context": ["Night shift . Woop . Get in the mood . Another brick in the wall ... :) Let anarchy reign HA HA HA ", "@USER Hold on I thought you weren't an anarchist #confusedofholywell lol Goodnight chuck ♡"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #irony__ Atleast they don't need advice on carrer & leave abt love & marriage . _", "context": ["To be honest , I didn't knew Pakistan has so many internet users before I joined Twitter . 😇 @USER @USER ", "@USER May be they want to get your advices on marriage , careers , love etc . 😊 @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER haha .. what an , disaster is talking about disaster !", "context": ["@USER @USER Now why u are reviewing movies , shivvay is still running ! You only told you Will quit reviewing films ! ! Lola", "Abe idiot @USER #Shivaay is one of the biggest disaster in the history of Bollywood with loss of ₹ 70Cr . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER so u r not supporting what ur brother died protecting .. #Democracy #sovereignty and fr u", "context": ["Don't call me a Martyrs daughter if that bothers you . I never claimed anything otherwise . You can call me Gurmehar .", "@USER No rhetoric , Just plain speaking that's inspiring I am brother of a martyr , and I support the ABVP 🙏 "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yep , we just make it up to scare everyone . It's got nothing to do with looking at model data for , literally , hours . You caught us ! #nlwx", "context": ["Got a solid look at the overnight data and the forecast looks to be on track , but may need some tweaks . Amounts on the northeast Avalon look like they be closer to 40cm than 50cm . Granted the nuances of storms like this can be quite hard to pin down until they're here . #nlwx ", "@USER Keep in mind they really dont know if its going to be 20cms or 50cms , the reason they are saying 30-50 cms . Hype it up to 50 but most likely 25-30 . Time will tell and if you look at the track record of the last 10 systems the highest amt never pans out . Everyone RELAX ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No , no there aren ’ t There are a few ... and @USER doesn ’ t like “ the few ” does he ? #LabourAntisemitism #NeverCorbyn #GE2019", "context": ["Failure is also , Jeremy Corbyn , the Jewish man I stopped in the st in Prestwich on Tuesday who had voted Labour all his life , but said he couldn ’ t ; would not vote Labour because he and ‘ 100 % ’ of his friends and family were ‘ anxious ’ about what would happen if the party wins", "@USER There are plenty of Jewish people who back Corbyn ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Exactly . ALL speech is free . Don't like it ? Too bad . That flag you're burning protected that right .", "context": ["Yes . Hate speech is entirely okay . How is this hard ? ", "@USER @USER I hope I am long dead and my children prepared when hear precious snowflakes take over . No clue what free speech means"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Look another privileged white person speaking on behalf of the underprivileged black and brown people , because clearly they cant defend themselves #lowKeyRacist", "context": ["Hate doesn ’ t have a home in our city . In light of recent anti-Semitic attacks , the NYPD will increase their presence in Boro Park , Crown Heights and Williamsburg . Anyone who terrorizes our Jewish community WILL face justice .", "@USER Your answer to Jews being terrorized is to send in more police to terrorize Black and Brown people . This is what pitting vulnerable communities against each other looks like ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL ! You want to send the straight to the Gulag don't you ! #BrainDamage #NeverGoFullGoebbels", "context": ["Many thanks to the ⁦ @USER ⁩ team and ⁦ @USER ⁩ for having me on their show to discuss #IranProtests & #IranPlaneCrash ", "@USER @USER @USER The gray zone is communist sympathizing garbage . I'm reporting this woman to our Department of state to out on the watch list . She is dangerous ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER lmao ! you should ask him what he's doing there ? probably skiving", "context": ["Legit just been asked by a Truancy Officer why I'm not in School", "@USER apparently so . It's not even a normal train . It's a long train to London from up north . Wtf"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was being ironic :-) trying to sound like the Donald ( thereby the )", "context": ["Qatar Aiways and Luftansa have jumped on board \" so-called judge's \" verdict ", "@USER that's the problem with these \" so-called airlines , \" always abiding by the law . So sad !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Press conference mid-Dec with implementation on Jan 1 ? But no details given re : pricing . Downtown businesses must be loving the suspense and feeling the support from the Why would anyone plan a day downtown , especially during winter ?", "context": ["\" Stationnement Montréal , formerly a non-profit agency under the responsibility of the Chamber of Commerce of Metropolitan Montreal , is being disbanded \" More great reporting from @USER The anti-car movement takes another step into the light ", "@USER @USER \" Caldwell did not provide any details on the new pricing , or when the changes would be introduced , saying he has asked the new agency to come up with proposals \" typical of them go with an idea cooked up on the corner of a table and figure it out later no wonder the city is a mess"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t know if this is or #LivesUnderARock", "context": ["NEW : Kamala Harris has cancelled a big-money fundraiser in New York amid reports of campaign turmoil . The event was scheduled for today . ", "@USER @USER She's doing so well that she doesn't need anymore campaign financing ? Good for her ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The of that tweet as you have a picture of a murder gang as your header !", "context": ["Moment of silence for all those who have lost their bf / gf to canvassing this election season 🙋 🏻 #AE17", "@USER @USER More like moment of silence to all those who lost bf / gf to Sinn Fein IRA murder gangs ! ! #Irelandsshame"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER its those MPs \" your \" or should I say \" you're \" currently defending that allow Murdoch and the like , to prosper", "context": ["you have answered your own question , with the EU wanting to wish the UK harm , if your happy to stick with a Bully , … ", "@USER More bullies running UK eg Murdoch . BTW it's you're not your . Just saying ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 1st amendment ONLY applies to the government not private corporations . So you are factual wrong .", "context": ["Facebook to roll out new tools to tackle fake news #Facebook #socialmedia #media ", "@USER facebook is violating my first amendment . Boycott them turn them into MySpace"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I have no idea what you're talking about . Yet here you are complaining on Twitter about somebody on Twitter complaining about a \" leader \" of government .", "context": ["Hey #Scumo #ScoMo @USER my seven yo is doing more for #NSWRFS than you . Feel like taking on yet ? ", "@USER @USER Even a 7 year old knows that government is down stream from community . Yet here you are complaining on Twitter about a leader of government . 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER much like Trump's stance on pretty much anything , eh Edward ?", "context": ["The front page attacks on the 3 judges for basically just doing their job is scary . This is fast becoming a dystopian land .", "@USER Gary , I'd stick to football if I were you . The Law is always a matter of interpretation & is always in a state of flux . #Brexit"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER lol There R many serious issues in ghy n they're running after a park", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER show some creativity n click some pics by urself dude Go n guard the park", "@USER @USER @USER Better citizens shalk be made aware ... nd policy shal b developed .. its n … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh look , a Trump sycophant is crying that people aren't being politically correct on Twitter .", "context": ["@USER dude , shut up . She made a tweet , not an attack .", "@USER @USER Dudette , a tweet on social media about a 10 year old becoming a murderer is a f'ing attack to anyone normal ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think you're right . Primary school tag only here . No tackling . Got the cane for physical contact .", "context": ["What do you call this game as a kid ? Is it only bullrush in central QLD ?", "@USER \" red rover red rover , come on over . \" Wtf is bullrush ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because the GOP has been soooo much better in addressing the needs of minority communities .", "context": ["Opinion : Nikki Haley gets the history of the Confederate flag very wrong ", "@USER Nikki Haley , like so many other Southerners , prefer their version of confederate flag . Truth doesn ’ t matter to some people . We need better Social Studies books in elementary schools and more educated politicians ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER sorry for the distraction but when millions have no food 2 eat a section of the society debates which food habit is superior", "context": [". I support #jallikattu I m vegetarian If u support #jallikattu No beef Don't kill cow for meat Respect cow Other … ", "@USER so u believe plant life is inferior & it can be consumed , genetically modified & all sorts of chemical fertilizers can be thrown on it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Good portion of sample may relate to it better . Humor is funny though ... not everyone thinks it's funny . #punsonpurpose =)", "context": ["Hahaha . Could be effective . Let's do some message testing ! =) ", "@USER I sincerely would love to see this . Humor + Directness has to help the message stick , I would presume ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER funny coming from the asshole who believes in a sanctuary city ...", "context": ["I have directed Port Authority , @USER , & my Counsel's Office to jointly explore all legal options to assist anyon … ", "America is a nation of laws and those laws provide rights that must be respected and followed regardless of politic … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you sit behind your PC slating others and then produce tripe yourself", "context": ["@USER you have no idea what those kids went through , you empathy free Wally .", "@USER @USER if you are suggesting that to me , I reject it . His language speaks volumes ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER that is rich coming from a man that interfered w / many elections including Israel #credibility", "context": [". @USER : Inappropriate for @USER to be ' stepping into ' politics of other countries … ", "@USER that is rich coming from a supporter of Hillary"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER a senior citizen tweets at recruits , yet I should get a life _", "context": ["I can't wait for 90 year old @USER to fawn over high school boys today in the name of \" supporting the team . \" #nationalsigningday", "@USER @USER I've seen her tweet at recruits ( read : 17 ur old boys ) often . It's creepy ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I really need to hang a on every second of my tweets T__T No , it's about their Monster Hunter World Iceborne review and following tweets", "context": ["The Witcher's timeline makes a lot more sense thanks to Netflix's interactive map ", "@USER 1 . It's called Witcher The 2 . But this is a series about violently killing poor innocent monsters ! And with naked women ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER but its the humans creating robots and substituting human labour with them", "context": ["Corporate world on that massive retrenchment trend in the name of adopting digitalization", "These Robots really want to take over the world"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not a problem they'll freak out just like you did about Trump . You're not too bright are you ? #whoosh", "context": ["#ImNotAnEvangelicalBut I ’ m a little confused by their idea of a Messiah . Let ’ s bow our heads and play ... 🙏 w / me ( aka , @USER ) Proudly a part of @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Now mock Islam .. let's see how tolerant they are when you mock their faith honey ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's the same reason that I don't like those Apps autonomously posting about Me", "context": ["#thanks @USER thanks for the recent follow . Much appreciated :) ➡ ️ Want this 🆓 ❓ ", "@USER this is rabid #Trump country . Not 1 #HRC poster from here to VA line . Mentioning mining is automated nearly got me killed ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER @USER , I broke my foot my 2nd week but refused recycling .", "context": ["Really ? One was a Colonel who served honorably . The other said no when duty called claiming he had a sore foot . ", ". @USER @USER @USER At least stayed put of my with his foot . heheh 😏"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER : it should read , \" You could start an economic collapse or , worse , a nuclear war with a typo . \"", "context": ["So to all Americans , in every city near and far , small and large , from mountain to mountain ... ", "@USER Careful tweeting , Mr . #Trump . You could start an economic collapse with a typo or worse , a nuclear war ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Cause wwe and vince care about the health of their stars ...", "context": ["#WWETLC concluded with a WILD BRAWL between @USER & @USER as #TheBigDog took down The King with a vicious spear ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Why was Kairi allowed to continue after her concussion early in the match ? And why wasn't it then stopped after Charlotte slapped the hell out of her after she couldn't take the spear because she was already concussed ? Much more important than this useless brawl ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wait the former teacher is a corporate cut-out . But the Russian backed billionaire isn't ..", "context": ["* record scratch * * freeze frame * Yup , that ’ s me . You ’ re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation . ", "@USER @USER Trump will treat this corporate cutout like a little boy ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No such thing , Marcus ! You ’ re living on Earth - 19 .", "context": ["Friends : I know that Founders ’ #ByWhatStandard project has drawn criticism . I had concerns after the trailer . But the final film ’ s tone is loving , reasonable , and provides lots of context . You may disagree — that ’ s ok ! But I encourage all to watch it and weigh what is presented . ", "@USER Imagine a film providing more context than a trailer !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER i'm glad you put there bc otherwise i would have been very alarmed . holocaust deniers sure did ruin my innocence lmao", "context": ["Proudly comparing Donald Trump to Andrew Jackson is horrifying . This was a slave-owner and murderer . His legacy ? The Trail of Tears .", "@USER @USER trail of tears was a lie and made up story . We didn't even read about in our history books ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And you feel Muslim immigrants should still live off Indian tax payers by excluding them from the CAA . India is protesting because they feel their citizenship is in danger , not because CAA is discriminatory against the Muslims . @USER", "context": ["Union Home Minister Amit Shah at a public meeting in #MadhyaPradesh's Jabalpur : I challenge Mamata Banerjee and Rahul Gandhi to find out a provision from #CitizenshipAmendmentAct that can take citizenship away from anyone in this country . ", "@USER BJP should push and propagate #CAA and #NRC much more aggressively across India to make people realize how much it will benefit genuine Indian citizens as millions of illegal immigrants from Bangladesh have sneaked into India over the years and are living off Indian taxpayers ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ": Brainwashed Twits ' w / \" #AntiHinduPETA USE #Animals 2 Divide-Power : While @USER #Trisha-s DO Real WORK ! @USER @USER", "context": ["#Jallikattu @USER THINK B4 Talkin Feku :D ue2U ~ Selflss Animal Protector @USER @USER attackd by … ", "> @USER no space to start with ' with respect ' 🙏 n with :@ PetaIndia Teams @USER @USER ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER What a good guy ! So nice of him ! ", "context": ["King Salman of Saudi Arabia just called to express his sincere condolences and give his sympathies to the families and friends of the warriors who were killed and wounded in the attack that took place in Pensacola , Florida ...", "... The King said that the Saudi people are greatly angered by the barbaric actions of the shooter , and that this person in no way shape or form represents the feelings of the Saudi people who love the American people ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER - oh - #DonTheCon thought vote rigged by HRC against him but it was rigged by govt in his favor .", "context": ["Trump won Wisconsin by 27,000 votes . 300,000 voters were turned away by the states strict Voter ID law . There is your \" rigged \" election .", "@USER Rigged election . Trump does not have a mandate . Period ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER funny how the majority who voted leave were old people as opposed to young", "context": ["The Government has suffered a #Brexit Bill defeat in the House of Lords over guaranteeing the rights of EU national … ", "@USER daft old headed bigots voting against the will of the people"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Funny how you've built an entire business and name for yourself by slandering GOD . Without GOD you would be nothing .", "context": ["@USER You certainly know alot about a man that doesn't exist . #JESUS", "@USER Some people know even more about Batman @USER . Knowing a lot about fictional people is a thing ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Angry , polarizing conservative haters still insisting that the Prime Minister is divisive .", "context": ["BREAKING - Looks like Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has had a long enough rest ( two weeks ) and is ready to rejoin us in Canada soon . He ’ s expected to jump on a Challenger jet at 130 today and we back around 7 tonight .", "@USER His presence means nothing . All thinking will be relegated to Butts and others . Obvious Trudeau incapable of anything but parroting , and usually does it badly . Worst , most divisive leader in Canadian history . Costa Rica can have him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes because it's totally your responsibility to validate angry pissbabies and their feelings of overcompensation and mansplaining . There's no way that they're responsible for their own feelings and doing the research before thinking that random people need their help .", "context": ["I just do not get what it is about deviant art , but I get so many rando dudes sending me notes trying to give me advice on like the work I do , and like how to self publish , and like \" here's an opportunity to make some MONEY on what you do like \" I don't know you & I do that", "Even if it's just comments on art . I once had a guy try to lecture me on self publishing b / c he was looking into it himself , and this was after I'd run 3 kickstarters and published the books on my own . He then yelled at me for not putting that where he could see it ^ _ ^ ; ;"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Does that mean all his descendants are \" bastards \" since they married in a ' church ' he set up ? Oh ... the !", "context": ["Archbishop of Canterbury says being in the royal family is a life sentence Justin Welby described the royals as a gift to the country in an interview with The Big Issue , and argues it is wrong to expect them to behave like superhuman saints ", "@USER So this guy works for a church that was set up by Henry 8th who because he couldn ’ t get divorced from his wife / wives ( Chop chop ) decided to fook of the Catholic Church and Pope and set uphis own religion , some democracy . And now says it ’ s a life sentence , well he would wld He"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER When I reminded him that I AM a woman , he complained that he didn't feel listened to :/", "context": ["Delayed at London Bridge so let's go . Women : best time you've had your own topic explained to you ?", "@USER A young man tried to explain street harassment to me , from a woman's point of view , recently ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Howard Schulz BELIEVES SBUX is anti-capitalist . Thugs BELIEVE SBUX represents capitalism .", "context": ["Using speech to silence marginalized communities and promote bigotry is unacceptable . Hate speech isn't welcome in our community .", "@USER Your community is the laughing stock of U . S . A . right now . Liberals destroying the liberal Starbucks ! Hilarious ! 😂 🎉"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Apparently grubbing has free delivery from it . For free . So glad I pay to have limited free delivery with you guys so you are down whenever I need it #hangry", "context": ["Holla if you ’ ve had it with restrictions ! Who ’ s ready to say YES in 2020 ? 🙋 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ What new flavors do you want to try this year ? 🍜 🐖 ", "@USER Hi @USER , thanks for letting us know ! We are aware of the technical issue and working to fix it as quickly as possible . We apologize for any inconvenience and thank you for your patience . - Dorothy Ana"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You caught the hashtag right ? Just double checking .", "context": ["So I didn ’ t listen to the Throne Speech . Can someone tell me what provinces were mentioned by name so I can figure out my anger level on the Rage-A-Tron 3000 ? #ableg ", "@USER All the provinces were NOT named equally , apparently , so save your anger for UCP cuts ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER True . That Iranian Air Force and navy could just wipe us off the map", "context": ["When your neighbor who threatens you on a daily basis and is growing in power do you not confront it before it gets out of control or do you wait until they knock on your door ? ", "@USER Do you really think the world is so large ? How long does it take for an ICBM to reach our shores ? Are there satellites parked in geosynchronous orbit over the IS that belong to nations on the far side of the world ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Black people telling white people they don ’ t know what racism is whilst being racist towards them !", "context": ["“ Let ’ s be really clear about what this is , let ’ s call it by its name , it ’ s racism . ” “ We ’ re the most tolerant lovely country in Europe , it ’ s not racism ” This audience member clashes with actor @USER over the treatment of Meghan , Duchess of Sussex . #bbcqt ", "@USER @USER White people telling non-white people what racism is and isn't "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER As more guns are bought , mental health deteriorates . It ’ s all about mental health . Not guns . That ’ s the only explanation .", "context": ["3,500+ Texans are killed by guns every year : a life lost every 3 hours . If more guns and fewer gun laws made Texas safer , it would be the safest state in the US . Instead , it has high rates of gun suicide and homicide , and is home to 4 of the 10 deadliest mass shootings . #txlege ", "As Texas lawmakers have loosened gun laws over the years - and Texans stockpiled guns thanks to lawmakers ’ marketing alliance with the @USER - gun violence rates in the state have actually risen . How do you explain that , @USER ? #txlege "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER surprise surprise , you voted for a celebrity that has never lived in the real word", "context": [". @USER says the women who voted for President-elect @USER \" betrayed us \" . ", "@USER @USER @USER What does Madonna know ? ? Problem with ' Entertainers ' is they don't live in real world & no common sense !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER How DARE he not abide by the spirit , while still following the rules , of the rigged two party system the founding fathers abhorred .", "context": ["There is only one Presidential candidate , in my mind , who represents a ) true progressive values b ) has enough of a party-wide groundswell to beat Trump and c ) can syphon republican votes by virtue of being an * actual * populist . Bernie Sanders is my choice for 2020 .", "@USER Sorry , but NO he's not a Democrat & not enough guts to run as the Independent he is . He did not rallied his supporters to Hillary when she won , which hurt the democratic party . So NO !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER telling someone what to do after declaring them to be dictator . #fail", "context": ["Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do , there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail !", "@USER Logoff . You won the Presidency not a dictatorship ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "You in that MF looking for a handout talking about \" we supposed to look out for one another brotha ! \"", "context": ["If your locally owned black business is selling good quality merchandise or providing hub quality service support them .", "While I feel like this should go without saying , some of y'all always want a hand out , when the services or mercy offered usually cheaper"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER A man who IS doing his job & very well , gets threats while covering another / others , who aren't .. #truth", "context": ["REPORTER HAS HAD DEATH THREATS Washington Post reporter met with security consultant after death threat ", "@USER @USER This is the world we live in - we have to protect those who are willing to speak out for the truth . #TheResistance"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER its the law ... it isnt their opinion . Funnily enough its a British law aswell not an EU one .", "context": ["3 judges unanimously agreed on what the existing law was . That's all they did . Their job . I really don't understand the vitriolic whining .", "@USER At least one was biased in favour of the EU . You wouldn't allow a Juror biased towards the prosecution on a case #sillybilly"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This whole mess started 70 yrs ago with - the US meddled in #Iran #Election of #Mosadegh which led to the ( puppet of the US ) then the & hostages - and we have only reinforced their distrust for decades with our continued misdeeds - for instance", "context": ["The question is , are you feeling safer today , three years into the Trump presidency ?", "@USER Americans don't deserve to feel safe . We really don't , not after all our country has done and continues doing . When we're trying to co-exist with conservative sociopaths who show who they are over and over again and we choose to tolerate them anyhow , why should we feel safe ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Woah , woah , woah ... Are you suggesting that the homeless are actually people ?", "context": ["In Boston , we know that everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and equality . As a city , we will always #StandUpForHumanRights #HumanRightsDay", "@USER Says the guy who authorized OperationCleanSweep and stole from homeless people . Yeah , right ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ... I guess , by blocking me , @USER has censored me ( even though I agree with him in principle about censorship ) .", "context": ["#REDDIT TO CRACK DOWN ON \" ABUSE \" AFTER CEO IS \" TARGETED \" #censorship #freespeech … ", "@USER @USER ... and how does the flood of lies , disinformation and propaganda fit into the equation ? #fakenews #trollbrigade"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ah , but don't you know - Trump IS America , as God has annointed ! ... I shouldn't have to point this out , but --->", "context": ["If Iran assassinated a senior US official , would we then want to start negotiations with Tehran over anything ? Hard to understand this logic . ", "@USER And why would Iran want to negotiate with a country that doesn ’ t honor its existing agreements ? Trump does not represent the US in international negotiations . He only represents his personal interests ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Or , they have the right to petition the union 2 deny gig . of forcing women perform for @USER isn't lost ...", "context": ["#TheResistance needs to protect rights of #Rockettes & call this number to say \" no \" ! 212-675-1003 #NeverMyPresident ", "@USER The #Rockettes have the same rights as any working American has . Do the job you were hired to do or Resign . Its That Simple ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Appears to be a theme emerging here . More action by politicians wouldn't be a bad thing .", "context": ["Vain wish : could 2017 be a dull year in politics please ? To all my over 11,100 Twitter followers , have a very Happy New Year", "@USER is it a vain wish that you could reply to me when I tweet you ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER doesn't matter it's safety for all , these points were argued and they still sold the voters a pos bill", "context": ["I'll be live on facebook at 3pm to discuss the success of historic initiatives Prop 63 and 64 . Make sure to tune in ! ", "@USER I fear the massive cost and burden of #prop63 on LEO is going to have us see more crime , not less . And we foot the bill ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He was already fined for Rs . 2000 for overspeeding , what else do you want ?", "context": ["Remember the biodiversity flyover accident in #Hyderabad ? The driver , Kalvakuntla ( 😳 ) Krishna Milan , gets a stay from HC for arrest . He blamed the design of flyover for mishap & hid the fact that he was driving at 104 km / hr . Govt counsel seeks time . Perks of being CM's relative . ", "@USER @USER Can you imagine , even after police having cctv footage of overspeeding , his lawyer has claimed that car speed was 40-50 kmph and public prosecutor has asked for time to respond ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER : not paying fair share of taxes . : 6 bankruptcies , losing close to a $ billion in 1 yr .", "context": ["@USER Trump unified a different base , motivated by a desire for massive change . He played to it specifically in his campaign .", "@USER @USER He played to middle-class pissed off people paying more than their fair share of taxes ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Gotta use the #hashtag or I'm going to think you're serious . Lololol #nmpol", "context": ["Foul mouthed and hateful Diane Denish is at it again ! Lololol Bless her heart ! #nmpol ", "@USER She did such a stellar job of countering Bill's over-the-top corruption for 8 years that she's earned the right to be salty . / sarc"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER where ? canada actually has strict immigration laws and border protection", "context": ["To everyone that voted for Trump thinking that he is going to be a good president #ElectionNight ", "@USER thanks you can move if you want too lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER LMAO Imagine calling someone a liar in defense of donald trump ...", "context": ["Crazy Nancy wants to dictate terms on the Impeachment Hoax to the Republican Majority Senate , but striped away all Due Process , no lawyers or witnesses , on the Democrat Majority House . The Dems just wish it would all end . Their case is dead , their poll numbers are horrendous !", "@USER Please strip Adam Schiff ’ s Top Secret Security Clearance Mr President He is a Proven Liar and can Not be Trusted"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The of you calling Farage Johnson or anyone else ‘ Racist ’ Absolutely hilarious .", "context": ["Landlords have had free reign for too long . 🏠 If you're a renter , Labour is on your side . 🏠 A Labour government will introduce a charter of renters rights . #BBCQT ", "@USER BBC Question Time : #C4news #bbcqtdebate #bbcqt why is nigel farage not even a member of parliament on bbc who has quoted racist and bigot former conservative mp Goundhog day "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER #Twitter has tools to make your experince less toxic maybe LEARN to use them and you can avoid toxicity . Also the best way to let trolls know they are doing a good job is to totally keep POSTING about them .", "context": ["This hypocrisy blows my mind . I don't see Vic tagging her ( or anyone ) in multiple tweets a day , calling her ( or anyone's ) jobs trying to get them fired . What does she think HIS mentions look like for the last year because of her and the goonsquad ? ", "@USER Its a funny day when people forget that Vic probably mutes like 99 % of the people who tag him and or are toxic ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Nothing like a writer who ’ s a filthy red-baiter .", "context": ["People saying they #StandWithTulsi . How do they all fit on the fence ? #Present", "@USER They just form themselves into Russian nesting dolls . Like Tulsi . #GulagGabbard"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you guys sure say that the liberals are a whiny bunch of __ but 1 thing upsets you & you boycott . #DoYouNeedASafePlace ?", "context": ["Meryl Streep slammed Mr . Trump for ' mocking ' a disabled reporter , but videos show he may not have targeted reporter … ", "@USER This is Why #Trump Won . We are done with Leftist Liberal Elites like #MerylStreep . #Trump2020"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If I had 1 million .. I would buy each and everything by paying off the bribe to Myntra Warehouse Employees 🤣 🤣 🙈 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest2 Okay , now this one's gonna be interesting ! If you had 1 million rupees and had to use it all on Myntra , what would you shop for ? Tell us using #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 lucky winners that make us go WHOA get Myntra vouchers worth Rs . 1000 . ", "Come on guys ! We've still not got our winners . 1 Million is a lot ... Put your thinking caps on ! Remember , the wittiest answer wins ... Don't forget to #MyntraEORS #IndiasBiggestFashionSale #EORSGameZone"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER God forbid Rodgers not have the best day . Automatically it ’ s reasonable that he didn ’ t make the NFL 100 list 🙄", "context": ["@USER Ugh . Hadn ’ t been checking the score til now . What ’ s the deal ?", "@USER We ’ re playing like a team that doesn ’ t want home field advantage . We don ’ t have time to be messin around with Detroit . It ’ s too close for comfort . #GoPackGo"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER . Sorry to miss you too , but I expect we'll be seeing a bit more of you in Portsmouth now you're just down the road . :)", "context": ["Early start today - flying to Belfast for a seminar at QUB this afternoon .", "@USER I think I got your same plane but opposite route . Sorry to miss your talk ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Or do it with a collectible coin with one thousand dollars and add keeping the coin as an option if a team wins the toss", "context": ["Heads or tails ? Kick , receive , defend a goal , or defer ? How in the hell do you simply the most simplistic thing in all of sports ? ", "@USER Make it like blackjack in a casino . Simple hand motion to go with words . If words and motion don't match , get clarification . Or , you know , say \" This has happened once in X years . Let's just let this one go and see if it ever happens again before we go messing with the system . \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hillary proposed this , not that long ago , about the \" right \" to burn flags : ", "context": ["WATCH : Patriot FedEx driver in Iowa City fearlessly breaks up group of leftists trying to burn the American flag ! 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER Flag burning is protected by the 1st Amendment . ( Free speech ) That guy is denying them a constitutional right ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s why Dems are now backpeddling from holding a vote in the house LMAO . Evidence is very little , if any . Keep calling others dumb though", "context": ["I have a simple message for Republican Senators : STOP spreading Putin ’ s propaganda . ", "@USER @USER @USER You below average intelligence people need to stay in your lane . The evidence is overwhelming . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Joss everyone's number one suspect for raping Corey Haim ?", "context": ["\" One day I'll be president \" , he thought , raping a 13 year old", "This story has been proven to be a fake . You should be ashamed of yourself for spreading such vile garbage . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER how dare he . It's not like being a president is 24hr job . Like with the raid on Binladin . Great outrage", "context": ["President Obama heads to the gym to play basketball with some friends on #ElectionDay ", "@USER @USER Meanwhile , the other 99 % of us have to go to work ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nice job winning ppl over . . Stop getting brainwashed like sheep by idiots like Michael Brooks and tyt and follow the example of Bernie and his campaign .", "context": ["Idk what the candidates will do , but I hope Bernie , Tulsi , and Yang supporters band together into a coalition . We all want the same thing , an outsider .", "@USER The only way this will happen is if Tulsi and yang drop out and immediately endorse Bernie and join him on the campaign trail as we approach the final stretch before Iowa ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If I had 1 million .. I would steal each and everything by paying off the bribe to Myntra Warehouse Employees 🤣 🤣 🤣 🙈 🙈 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest2 Okay , now this one's gonna be interesting ! If you had 1 million rupees and had to use it all on Myntra , what would you shop for ? Tell us using #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 lucky winners that make us go WHOA get Myntra vouchers worth Rs . 1000 . ", "Come on guys ! We've still not got our winners . 1 Million is a lot ... Put your thinking caps on ! Remember , the wittiest answer wins ... Don't forget to #MyntraEORS #IndiasBiggestFashionSale #EORSGameZone"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Nope . It ’ s against the law to lie under oath . I agree it was ridiculous to go after Clinton for that due to the subject he lied about . But laws are laws . He broke one . Trump , however , did not . He honored a treaty Clinton signed . Oh the ", "context": ["Turley to Congress : “ If you impeach a president , if you make a high crime & misdemeanor out of going to the courts , it is an abuse of power . It ’ s your abuse of power . You ’ re doing precisely what you ’ re criticizing the president for doing . ” ", "@USER If lying about a blow job warranted impeachment , then so does Trump's conduct ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow ! ! ! What a bombshell ! This will surely turn this impeachment debacle around and the Dems will come out on top !", "context": ["NEW : TRUMP allies pushed for Ukraine to name as ambassador to DC @USER , who worked with @USER to push claims re : the BIDENS & Ukrainians helping @USER in 2016 . Zelensky named someone else , but the WH delayed agrément for 2 mos ", "@USER @USER @USER TRUMP's team privately told ZELENSKY's that would signal support ahead of Zelensky's mtg with PUTIN , either via Twitter ( 1st reported by ) or even a January WH invite for Zelensky . Trump didn't deliver , despite 100 + tweets on Sunday . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And yes I know I put bed school and not med school . I wanted to see what it was to be and do a stupid tweet at 1:30 am #TrumpsWarOfMassDistraction #Twitter", "context": ["President Trump killed Qasem Soleimani , a terrorist who murdered hundreds of innocent Americans , and House Democrats are complaining . If Donald Trump cured cancer , the House Democrats would still crucify him .", "@USER @USER Not to let the facts get in the way of an interesting story ... @USER didn ’ t kill anyone ; a drone strike did . And Trump not being a #oncologist would never be able to cure #cancer since he never went to bed school . #FactsMatter read this garbage"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER elites r eagr 2 wipe out any hurdl n thr way , but sam pasion is compltly misng n plethora of prblms facd by populace ___", "context": ["PTI should note that introducing right to appeal for 184 ( 3 ) cases was one of the recommendations in Senate's 2015 r … ", "Procedure for appeal laid out in 24th Amendment bill can be debated , but calling it \" clipping the judiciary's powers \" is very unfortunate"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Of I had those elephants , I would worry less . #cuzelephants", "context": ["We have had the news on for about 6 minutes and I already have a stomachache . Gifs coming up . #LessAnxiousTogether", "Here are some baby elephants splashing in a kiddie pool . #LessAnxiousTogether "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Because you losing respect will completely change the entire world - #TeamTony", "context": ["Michelle Williams , while visibly pregnant , claims she wouldn't have won her #GoldenGlobes Award if she didn't kill her previous child . No trophy is worth more than a child's life . Sacrificing our children to pursue our dreams is the total antithesis of women's empowerment . ", "@USER I lost respect even for the people clapping for it . She killed her own child for a mantel piece , my kingdom for someone to screen “ murderer ” at her but hey , it ’ s Hollywood ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oddly , you never notice the people pushing that stuff couldn't pass the same tests run on each other by each other . .", "context": ["\" Cognitive tests could identify children at the age of three who would go on to become criminals , dependent on welfare or chronically ill \"", "@USER Nothing says \" epic company failure \" like repeatedly failed Galton Darwin Eugenics quackery by hackademics ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER LMAO telling someone else to go back to civics & you don't even know why we have the Electoral College", "context": ["The Electoral College is actually genius in that it brings all states , including the smaller ones , into play . Campaigning is much different !", "@USER national majority vote doesnt matter , smart one ! We don't live in a democracy . This is a Republic . Go back to #civics"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER There ’ s nothing wrong in scoring because everything in FS is subjective", "context": ["Trying to laugh over it , because otherwise ... One does basically a choreographic sequence while the other is just preparing the jump . One jumps higher , bigger , with better axis , less PR at take off , better landing position and flow . And the result ? Same GOE .", "But it's a great example of how Yuzu is scored and what he needs to do to get that GOE and what not ! Yuzus need instead . Tell me again there isn't anything wrong in scoring ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh I am so sad for u peering . I open a can of pity for u . ", "context": ["Surveillance capitalism with a Libyan twist . This is just the latest episode in one of the most unusual stories I have ever been involved in @USER #Wirecard #Dorchester ", "@USER @USER I have legal documents dated 2018 showing @USER denied knowledge of the operation in 2016 and now ' apparently they knew on December 08th 2016 ' 2 days after two criminals held me against my will . Appears $ WDI only admit anything when the docs turn up ! What now ... #SlamDunk "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Steamed chicken and broccoli , and hearing the riveting tale of all the weight you lifted today ? Yeah that sounds super attractive , and fun ! ! 😒", "context": ["Adele was beautiful before . Is beautiful now . Will be beautiful WHATEVERTHEFUCK weight she will be in the future . The weight of a global icon trending is a sign there is still work to do in how we value women in 2020 . Being thinner doesn ’ t add to her value . She was born 💯 ", "@USER In general , someone who eats healthful foods and spends their time in a gym is more attractive than someone who sits on the couch , eats cupcakes , and watches desperate housewives ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER best part : all the \" poor rural whites \" will be the ones fighting and dying #rubes", "context": [" Someday , #China may want to keep #Guam ; #Russia a piece of or ’ s . So … ", "@USER @USER ' s marching orders are to fight a proxy war with China for Putin"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER One month out of how many in their lives ? Better move to Bangladesh - I hear it ’ s a great place to raise a family", "context": ["Scott Morrison says Australians should celebrate living in the \" most amazing country on earth \" this new year ", "@USER Seriously @USER ? No better place to raise kids ? ! My kids have been unable to go outside for most of the last month because of hazardous air quality ! #AustraliaFires #ClimateEmergency #nswischoking"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER they do posadas where home owners turn away people pretending to be Mary and joseph #noroomhere #truelife", "context": ["will someone pls tell my 10 year old sister that santa isn't real already", "@USER what ? ! ? ! ? This is the first i have heard of this . Are you sure ? * cries"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's a Ferris wheel and he is Farris Wilks . Try to Be Less STUPID ! Hahaha .", "context": ["Kamala is out and Kavanaugh is on the Supreme Court . ", "@USER This is your periodic reminder that The Daily Wire would not exist were it not for the 10M gift from Right Wing Preacher , Ferris Wilks . It's a question Ben Shaprio refuses to discuss ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Confederates Whined That Lincoln and His Party Were \" Destroying Norms \" , Dreamed of One Day Seeing Him / Them in Prison . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["I can think of no more fitting end to the last 3 years of lawlessness & attempted destruction of the American ideal than the conviction of @USER , after his full & fair trial To have him be the first convicted President would go a long way toward restoring American norms ", "@USER @USER @USER I have every expectation that the fool in the WH will never serve a day in prison ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You are totally wrong here . These billboards are in support of free pak occupied #Kashmir #pok . They are not anty India . After the abrogation of #article370 they want to be merged with us . .", "context": ["Why should a poster reading ' Free Kashmir ' be seen at Gateway of India , Mumbai ? ? Isn't this a protest against yesterday's violence at JNU ? ? How are the two even connected ? ? #LeftKillingJNU ", "Watch this clip - Shows a ' Free Kashmir ' paid billboard in New Jersey , USA . I came across many such billboards . Who is paying for them ? Why ? An entire anti-India nexus is out there to destabilize India . Countless ignorant students falling in the trap . Must be made aware of facts ! "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Democrats feel the exact same way about the Republicans .", "context": ["trump should have stepped down when a judge ordered him to pay $ 25 million to the victims of his trump u scam . He was corrupt before he took office . Thank you , Democrats , for putting country first . GOP never will . #Impeached", "@USER Lol Democrats putting the country first . Talk about an Oxymoron ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If Jesus was alive today Trump would probably kick him out of the country", "context": ["Whether I choose him or not for \" State \" - Rex Tillerson , the Chairman & CEO of ExxonMobil , is a world class player and dealmaker . Stay tuned !", "@USER Philippians 4:23 The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit . Amen ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER did you miss the I left at the end of the tweet or did the 90 % piss you off you couldn't finish reading lol", "context": ["Analysis | The next battle on impeachment : Determining what makes a \" fair \" Senate trial ", "@USER Exciting stuff . Dragging this on is definitely a smart idea I mean Americans are totally enthralled with this impeachment at least 90 % of the country support it and everyone is watching with bated breath for the next big impeachment news"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Maybe he didn't know how bad it was until he got overseas and saw the real news ?", "context": ["This is David Elliott , the NSW Emergency Services Minuster who deserted his post at the first whiff of an emergency . Dave the Deserter . ⁦ @USER ⁩ ", "@USER @USER @USER Recalled by Gladys ? NSW Emergency Services Minister David Elliott has decided to return to Australia from a European holiday to help manage the response to the bushfires , less than an hour after SMH was told he would not cut his holiday short "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Where ’ s our #PM #TheSmirk when there ’ s a photo opportunity like that !", "context": ["We're asking you to nominate your favourite beach . Tourism Australia's Beaches Ambassador Brad Farmer ( what a job ! ) has chosen Cabarita Beach on the NSW far north coast . Mine is beautiful One Mile Beach at Port Stephens . @USER ", "@USER @USER Some would suggest iconic Bondi , but at present its not looking too good . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yep just like went trialling a new pharmaceutical , give it to everyone and if it is not safe we will no for sure .", "context": ["@USER Imagine testing new camera angles in the biggest game so far this season", "@USER @USER That ’ s the best place to test it . Most viewers = most feedback"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You think there is going to be a Clinton trial , and you're telling me to get over it ? ? _", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER looking forward to the real investigation of Clinton's activities and her trial .", "@USER you snowflakes are beginning to be redundant . YOU LOST GET OVER IT ALREADY . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah ? Hah ! Yet here we are , and you're still responding .", "context": ["@USER @USER Are you two geniuses aware that not all RTs are endorsements ? Stop picking on @USER . Come after me .", ". @USER sorry mate I have more important things to do nothing interesting or new in ur article thing 🤔 You are not worth my time"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "is about 10/11 years ago my mother walked out on my father , dragged though a messy federal family court divorce process . They separated in early January . #parent last unplanned admission was #January happy fecking new year .", "context": ["I need to push for appropriate treatment & car like I ’ ve never pushed before for rapidly aging parent . If this is a problem , unfollow / mute now . I ’ m going to try and keep the flow of tweets in a thread , to hold myself accountable primarily !", "@USER this thread is me trying to get held for a rapidly aging 80yo parent . Fell out of bed this morning . Transported by ambulance to local public hospital . If it ’ s not triggering , hoping this thread can be of interest to others . ( I identify as a burnt out sole carer )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Zach he hasn't been the manager since 2017 it's time to find a new schtick . #NotLookingInTheMirror", "context": ["Girardi getting the last laugh on the Mets , that's gotta sting @USER . ", "@USER He ’ ll get out of Wheeler what TC couldn ’ t"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" That is the people \" so you decide which people count ? Where have I heard that before ?", "context": ["@USER the american people voted for the candidate who wasnt inspiring riots and violence . We were stuck between a rock and a hard place", "@USER @USER Right after Donald won the EC he told his voters they were violent . And btw , Clinton got t … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes True , I rocked a mushroom cut for my parents and teachers in school . I guess They were seeing Jim Carrey in me . 🤣 🤣 Join in guys #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest1 How about a game of Truth or Dare ? Answer the question below , with a YES / NO . If no , then tell us the most ridiculous trend you've sported , WE DARE YA ! Use #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 eyebrow-raising answers wins a voucher worth Rs . 1000 ", "@USER Yes True , I rocked a mushroom cut for my parents and teachers in school . I guess They were seeing Jim Carrey in me . 🤣 🤣 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER the election was rigged in her favor . Remember the polls , media pundits , & Hollywood , yet she lost", "context": ["@USER Had Clinton won , anyone believe Trump would have attended ? Or instead would he be tweeting about the election being rigged ?", "@USER @USER He wouldn't have been invited . She's only there bc she is the wife of a former president . Not there as a sign of support"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Dude , this came from YOUR society . As does this . ", "context": ["@USER @USER Again sorry I can't control my laugh .. Buhahahahahahahahahhaaah How you ladies use those worlds publicly ?", "@USER @USER This is what filth you have in your minds & in your society .. you think others are also the same"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER There ’ s a link . 4 weeks . You seem smart", "context": ["In 2012 , a woman from New York donated her kidney to her boss who needed a transplant . She was then fired shortly after taking time off to recover from the operation .", "@USER I read about this years ago and it was because she was taking off absurd amounts of time . Like 6 months or something crazy ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER a banker getting tucked up by small print !", "context": ["Up this early on a Sunday 😱 but am looking forward to getting down Triplex later and backing #TheMightyAustin @USER 1st goal ⚽ ️ 🔥", "@USER I did but I didn't read the Sunday morning small print"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Did Kelly just call someone else messy ? Baaaahaaahahahaha ___ #RHOC", "context": ["Melania Trump is looking like a First Lady should . #classact #loveherdress #ralphlaurennailedit", "@USER didn't think it was tailored enough it looked messy and boxy to me .. but I thought it was pretty .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ironic statement considering your account name is \" nasty woman \" . #obsessed", "context": ["Same people say the same crap about Hillary and the election . Get over it . ", "@USER you are so obsessed about the election . Get over it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER listen to this guy , , , he has the experience of such claims , , lol", "context": ["Yesterday @USER shared a tweet I sent of my grandfather watching one of her videos . Now twitter wants him dead ", "@USER @USER @USER unfortunately the losers on twitter all day long spewing hate are social outcasts w no redeeming qualities"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Fun Fact : Secret Service protection is covered by TAXES which Trump infamously refuses to pay . #TrumpTaxes", "context": ["How come it's only the Left that incites violence , shuts down events , & now attempts to take out the opposition ? They're intolerant . #Reno", "@USER Because Clinton would have stood her ground , and only cowards like Trump bail . Pay your child support ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , It's Amazing How Dense \" Liberals \" Can Be Jeff Davis Was the White Barack Obama Or , Alternatively Obama Is Jeff Davis 2.0 Cheers", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Confederates Missed Jeff Davis and Robert E . Lee After Their Time Was Done , too . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "@USER @USER @USER I said that I missed President Obama . I have no idea what that has to do with Confederates and Davis and Lee ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So many followers were right ... I do need to put the hashtag on almost all my posts 🤣 😉", "context": ["Whew nearly chewed up a handful of these with my Tim's ! ! ! ", "@USER Only works to block I - 131 and for that to be released requires the fuel to both melt down ( practically impossible ) and escape containment . You are more likely to be killed by lightning by many orders of magnitude . No worries bro ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I knew it ! I thought I notice an exorcism in that back room during the conference !", "context": ["i know alot of you think im joking . Im not ... Rob found out for himself . They ( not Rob ) think that Founders Ministries thinks Denhollender is a literal fallen angel . this is where we are at . ", "@USER If you wanna go one layer deeper , see my exchange with Jacob Denholender . Not only do they think this , they think any claim to refute that laughable idea is an attempt to deceive . Yah , cause if there's one thing I know about Founders it's their track record of exorcism 🙄"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Woo hoo I made the cut . Lol You know , I have the same problem too . I'm always blocking people Lol * rolls eyes * No loss for you ! Bunch of weirdos on here .", "context": ["If you're gonna be disgusting in my DM's then just don't even bother talking to me . THANKS . I prefer decent conversations .", "@USER Seriously though ! Haha , I have blocked a ridiculous amount of guys this month ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow . Epic burn . 🙄 Imagine writing a bill to address an issue that negatively impacts other ppl even if you're not effected by it * . The audacity ! * Not that this is 1 of those cases .", "context": ["Black and brown girls are told that their hairstyles are “ distracting . ” That their behavior is “ disruptive . ” That they don ’ t belong in school . I ’ m proud to co-sponsor @USER ’ s Ending PUSHOUT Act to dismantle the school-to-prison pipeline . Our girls deserve better . ✊ 🏽 ", "@USER @USER We have no proof that you even have any hair ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the \" right \" to protest ? Protest about something that didnt go their way ? Toys back in the pram kids #spoilt #hypocrites", "context": ["See people marching through the streets because they didn't get what they want , it's called democracy , you lost . #TrumpProtest", "@USER yes but they have a democratic right to protest . Or don't you understand democracy"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Um , sorry Andrew , but you forgot to use the hashtag .", "context": ["Unlike Scott from Marketing , I have a marketing degree . I remember being taught : good marketing of a bad product just makes more people aware it ’ s a bad product . By the way , I think we now know why Morrison left Tourism Australia in disgrace : he can ’ t lead ", "@USER @USER He is a great leader . These are difficult times and PM Scott Morrison is doing fine ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER My point went over your head . Henry is a socialist & is whining about his individual rights being suborned to greater good", "context": ["The greater good vs right of the individual ? #socialism101 ", "@USER Oh come on . It's a marathon that happens once a year . Socialism ? Let's not get dramatic here . :P"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER he says as he engages is being a keyboard warrior himself . #hypocrisy", "context": ["The coward who harassed Ivanka Trump called a Regan / Bush shirt \" hate speech . \" And liberals don't understand why the … ", "@USER it's also cowardly to engage in vigilante justice being a keyboard warrior , which is what you are doing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I love it that she blows tens of thousands of taxpayer money on designer wardrobes that look hideous nonetheless . God bless our First Lady", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I like my first ladies with their clothes on .", "@USER @USER @USER Then you got it . Your First Lady dresses in style ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" snowflake \" from the girl who needed to throw a name calling Twitter tantrum because someone called out Ivanka", "context": [". @USER On top of everything so wildly offensive about posting this ( you KNEW the reaction you'd get ) , your dress also looks awful .", "@USER @USER hows hvng a LIFE so wildly offensive ? fact tht u hav NO LIFE & hav nthng bttr 2do w urself thn troll her ? PUHLEASE ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The people have spoken , that's Democracy . Weren't Hillary supporters afraid of Trump questioning the results ?", "context": ["Donald Trump's first speech after being elected President of the United States was totally out of character ", "@USER His campaign is illegal , so sign my petition for an appeal of the election "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER . Id dump Grave Trolls tho , they will be banned , or they will ban other pieces to make them worthless .", "context": ["Obviously Bloodbraid Elf is way too good for Modern .", "@USER really ? I thought you were in favor of it's unbanning ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Exactly ! The mainstream Press seem to conveniently forget that Hillary's unsecured server gave others total access .", "context": ["... and the meltdown of the Left continues ! Money buys lots & lots of misery . ", "@USER lol lol lol lol yes investigate hacking ? ? ? or could it be the unsecured server by one named #CrookedHillary"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER when the working class can't go see a band that sings about the working class ...", "context": ["Dear @USER @USER - I've been waiting for 30 yrs to see you live . Was on @USER at 10 for presale and gen . Bots sold out .", "@USER @USER @USER Saw them at Livestock 10 ? years ago . Want to see again , but tix are $ 200 face value . 😢"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Maybe if you want balance on the BBC , you should ask Boris to appear on Andrew Neil ’ s show . The other leaders have , so it ’ s clearly BBC left-wing bias that ’ s stopping him from appearing .", "context": ["\" That's a ludicrous assertion \" @USER denies pamphlet he co-authored – suggesting 2/3 hospitals could be run privately or not for profit – would encourage US trade interest in the NHS #r4today | | @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER This is the MSM on full attack election promoting Labour to get a Hung parliament . They really think the British Public are stupid . Always bias and twisting the news ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's crap like this that makes we wonder if the label of \" gay \" is an exercise in .", "context": ["This LGBT bully is proud that his \" husband \" was harassing Ivanka Trump and her kids on their Christmas flight . The … ", "Here is professor @USER ' s deleted tweet regarding the harassment of Ivanka Trump and her children on JetBlue … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes there has been rioting . The bridge on 1806 was damaged in one . That us what's killing the casino . !", "context": ["This was line of cars coming into #StandingRock today at 6pm . Like this all night too . #NoDAPL ", "@USER - Can't help but notice Chuck that all these vehicles are powered by fossil fuels . What's the point of the riot , again ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER we all know MSU got their mojo back w / that Rutgers blowout-watch sparty take care of osu / psu for Michigan now", "context": ["To all the mouth-breathing Buckeye fans who were celebrating Michigan's loss over the weekend ... ", "@USER to their credit , Michigan did drop 33 % while they only dropped 10 % . #silverlinings"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Since when do u have monopoly on twitter ? #sd43 students r entitled to opinions . Complains of \" clutter \" but spars w students ?", "context": ["@USER Please do not clutter Twitter with these tweets . RT'ing \" cancel school \" will not cause school closures . #sd43", "@USER @USER Legit response . Need to keep Twitter clear for official messages . Thanks for understanding . :-)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but why have the speechless emojis when I expressed that in words", "context": ["@USER your dp is ___ I have no words for it 😂 😆", "@USER @USER what I meant was I have no words for it and I laughed ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER An old Jewish man who wears his heart on his sleeves is JUST LIKE hate-mongering , genocidal neo-Nazis !", "context": ["go and shill some more for AIPAC my dude ", "lol the replies to this thread are something else my god"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Napoleon only lifted the spirit of war , to bring French victory and pro peace folks are using his quotes .", "context": ["There are only two forces in the world , the sword and the spirit . In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit - Napoleon", "@USER So True ! If only people take time to understand this profound truth , they wouldn't be baying blood in name of nation !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER anymore lessons ? he is more fit than you could ever be and you are giving him fitness lessons .", "context": ["Surya Namaskar is a complete workout fr the physical system , a comprehensive exercise form without any need fr equip … ", "@USER @USER Avoid wearing shoes , must keep your feet together , never apart , must we aware of tension points in your body ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER same ! Some people were complaining saying the characters weren't complex enough .. this isn't a show for grad students", "context": ["Wow a series of unfortunate events is a phenomenal series ... I didn't expect it to be so great . It's super funny and follows the book !", "@USER neil patrick harris was so perf for that role im satisfied"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Right now Iran leadership is holding a meeting : \" we didn't kill anyone , we used up our retaliation card . \"", "context": ["Just wondering where all the comments on the video calling me an alarmist or coward for saying \" a state of war exists \" are now that the counterstrikes have occurred . Too bad the people in harm's way don't benefit from you deleting your support for Trump's bad move .", "@USER I cant find any news on counterattacks . Do you mean the rocket strikes that didn't cause deaths ? I hope those are the worst that's happened so far ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Residence of \" sanctuary cities \" may find that news interesting .", "context": ["Basically , Jews moving into town caused otherwise good people to murder Jews ? What kind of sick analysis is this from the @USER ? Since when do you blame murder victims for murder ? ! Only when it ’ s a Jew ? ! Shameful ", "@USER @USER @USER If a large group of ppl I do not like move into my town then violence is acceptable ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER how shocking . Never seen a republican protest an election , but peaceful dems .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER how many Muslims from Syria have killed an american on US soil ? Can't think of one .", "@USER @USER @USER how shocking ... I've never had a Muslim wish me dead but a Trump supporter just did ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER neighbour has lodged a complaint with PCA re : use of gal corro . Neighbours house designed by Glenn Murcutt", "context": ["Our Longueville project is a few weeks from completion . Stoked with result . Incredible work by Carpenter / Arch Grad … ", "@USER The lapped wall cladding looks impressive . Who came up with that concept ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER fox and friends is good wuality news unbiased", "context": ["President @USER is being briefed constantly as he works for the American people . \" The country should feel good that this President is not going to let anything happen to anybody . \" ", "@USER @USER @USER Correct opinion later proved by fact is still not too bad though . cnn has to walkback too often ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh we know it is , but you all took it as gospel . What's the matter , is it #fakenews now ? Ha ha !", "context": ["OBAMA BUSTED ! Jan 19,2017 NYT \" wiretapped communications had been provided to the White House \" #wiretap #wiretapped ", "@USER @USER also , if it's the latter , you know the \" failing NY Times \" is #fakenews according to your leader . #googlingisntreading"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER it was a sarcasm .. Will include from next time :)", "context": ["But govt dint knw about it like until #pmmodi took the podium ", "@USER Not really , all the financial inclusion schemes , Jan dhan yojana , declaration of black money , GST etc . Has culminated to this"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER See , they want to ban abortions even though they should have been aborted #toorude #fuckPC #guns", "context": ["i've been hurt by the burn from this take ", "@USER too bad it didn't turn out the same way"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I look forward to the third #credit card dispute to be #mishandled .", "context": ["@USER wow , thanks ! You'll review the disoute again . Why was it not handled properly the first two times ? ? ?", "@USER Please escalate your concern through the Customer Service number on the back of your Card . Thank you . ^ B"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Seems @USER is a little pissy that is beyond her . Appears escapes her as well ! @USER", "context": ["How disappointing . I went full sarcasm and all I got was this lousy strawman . ", "You have had your laugh now Piss Off @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But he didn ’ t want anything in return ! We know because he said it about ten times and definitely wasn ’ t lying .", "context": ["1 / A note on the Dingell situation . John Dingell was politically nothing like me , or I him . We probably didn't share a single policy issue . We used to occasionally scrap on Twitter in good fun .", "@USER Don't miss the assumed quid pro quo . He \" gave \" to the Dingles and expected loyalty in return . Nevermind that what he \" gave \" had been earned ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I haven't seen the tweet that Satin deleted so I'm only assuming the audio he is refering to . I think Satin might have taken it out of context .", "context": ["This Twitter fight between Ryan Satin & Mike Johnson . Is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life . Neither one of them is right . The whole thing is just stupid .", "@USER @USER As much as i'm indifferent towards the PW imbeciles and think they're mostly full of shite , I will always root for anybody who's against Satin . He's the lowest of the low life scumbags associated with wrestling ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Trump's campaign was built on fake new and lies and now he's complaining about fake news", "context": ["Give an example of something HRC was accused of that wasn't verifiable . ", "Happy to . Once some deplorable asshole gives us something that proves Trumps allegations about her were more than innuendo @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Your forefathers sacrificed themselves for their future generations not wearing Hijab . @USER ", "context": ["You don't have to believe in a religion to stand up for it , you don't have to give up your identity to embrace anot … ", "The #Hijab is a fascist flag . Message is of non-hijabi women being \" loose , open meat . \" #WorldHijabDay @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER he's taking plays off or doesn't know how to sub himself out", "context": ["If he played a different position , we ’ d be asking if McDowell should just not play the rest of the year and get healthy for the NFL Draft .", "And the fact he continues to play through all this , I wonder what that scout who questioned McDowell ’ s football character thinks ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You voted for Trump but you apparently have a thing against has been celebrities .", "context": ["Stupidsphere : * proudly votes for a racist * Me : You voted for a racist . Stupidsphere : OMG stop being so hateful and divisive !", "@USER ? ? So I guess all the proud Blacks and Hispanics who voted for Trump are Racist too ? #hasbeenactor"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "On @USER ' s Bio : \" it is better to light one small candle than curse the darkness \" @USER @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER Why black ? are they in some way more deserving of being believed ? Are they incapable of lying ? Why discriminate ?", "@USER @USER no , I'm really really stupid , please explain your point ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Bengal is a part of Bangladesh , kashmir is a part of Pakistan , Assam n north east is in China , Delhi must be in Afghanistan . All the students irrespective of their religion must be proteges of Bin Laden . And everyone who protests r Pakistani . Only bhakts r Indian .", "context": ["Rani ! ! ! Hearing great things about Mardaani 2 ! Can't wait to see it . Congratulations and all the very best ! Love a .", "@USER Your country is burning . When will you speak up ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If they had the country they wanted , they wouldn't be allowed to act like #liberals . . They ' ", "context": ["#ImThankfulfor the USA . We have our faults , but we are still the best nation on earth . God Bless the USA", "@USER It would be better than best if the liberals would just move like they promised !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Failed mirasi , failed doctor & failed philosopher and yet he so shamelessly still alive and breathing .", "context": ["It would be the height of lunacy to allow a cricket match in Lahore in the midst of this godless carnage & mayhem . #PSL2017", "@USER height of lunacy is to allow a failed musician like urself to comment on state policy matters ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You realize she's championing anti bullying which her husband is guilty of .", "context": ["#Melania #Trump wants to stop online bullying . Guess Trump will name her Secretary of Irony . #melaniatrump ", "@USER I thought is was a great speech . I am grateful that someone wants to take this issue on . #Melania #Trump"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER without a doubt , if true . However you're aware of their history of meddling in other countries elections ?", "context": ["Clinton on Palestine election : ' we should have made sure that we did something to determine who was going to win ' ", "@USER just because she's a huge hypocrite doesn't mean the election wasn't stolen from the public and determined by a foreign power"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER apparently I should have added the work in my tweet because it was missed ...", "context": ["Sorry #notmypresident guys . Had HRC won , you wouldn't like Trumpers protesting . He's your President . Organize and in 2 years win . #democracy", "@USER Wouldn't like it but would appreciate that 1st amendment gives us all the same rights"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Like the earth is flat and it's round ... seems reasonable .", "context": ["Asked about his party ’ s ideological objection to climate science @USER immediately starts talking about @USER party . Not one journo pipes up and asks him to address the actual question . Lemmings . ", "@USER @USER @USER About time journalists learned about “ The Argument to Moderation ” which in this case is actually climate science denialism dressed up as faux rationality . “ is an informal use of flawed reasoning which says that the truth is a compromise between two opposite positions . ”"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I feel like I repulsive set a bad president .", "context": ["INSPIRING : After 20 Years - - Local Waitress Reunited With \" 78 I . Q . \" Police Officer Who Used Her As A Human Shield At The Age Of 11", "@USER What were they supposed to do ? Just let that hostage live ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hitler was a leftist , which makes their use", "context": ["Can we PLEASE have some more nuance in debate and discussion ? !", "@USER like not calling someone Hitler with whom u disagree , or one can hold different view w / o necessarily being beyond the pale"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER they don't . They scream respect democracy , whilst telling you to \" shut up \"", "context": ["Approximately 80 % of responses to any criticism of fascistic ideas is now a variant of \" I know you are but what am … ", "@USER it's ' almost if ' they don't want to recognise you have a valid point ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER could do , but surely he has better things than answering seriously to a #joke", "context": ["So , how will Europe handle The refugees that will now come from The U . S . immigration crisis just got much worse . #ElectionNight #FirstBrexit", "@USER @USER not our problem : refugees ask Soros ; He and GSachs are funding their displacement"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Tweets like this happen when you don't read the rest of the thread #Comprehension", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Ahh , the simpletons . Look up the definition shortbus .", "@USER @USER @USER I believe he asked you the question , thats a nice deflection though ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but don't you know , everything is his fault since he won ?", "context": ["@USER @USER just wait , this will be blamed on Trump , even though it was a state decision .", "@USER @USER He's not even if office yet so their argument is invalid anyway"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER was once , or . Now it's accepted as the #truth . I hope #MichaelChamberlain found peace / 2", "context": ["A dingo took baby Azaria Chamberlain : the case that shattered faith in the jury system ( News ) #brisbane #qld", "@USER @USER Interesting how that storyline has morphed since the Chamberlain acquittal . \" A dingo took my baby \" / 1"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Casual racism because James doesn ’ t want to watch a racist", "context": ["Evening all , reviewing tomorrow ’ s papers on Sky News with @USER . Join us at 10:30 and 11:30 pm to hear about Northern rail , Dom Cummings ’ epic blog and vegan steak bakes 📺", "@USER @USER Thanks for the heads up . Afraid Comrade @USER makes it a no show for me . Pity , cuz I like you 😐"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER haha ! great pick - however most crashes seem to happen in those so-called \" express lanes \" ;)", "context": ["I've switched gears - Traffic Jam Sam now toe-tapping to \" Thank God I'm a Country Boy \" :) What's your jam to get you groovin ' early in the morning ? ", "@USER @USER Your \" theme \" song for your morning reports should be Eagles - Life in the fast lane !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "of #EUref result ? Brexiters expect UK to leave #EU on a WEAKER democratic test than EU's own voting test ", "context": ["Actually #BBCaq , that question should read \" Should Parliament be bound by the Will of 37 % of the People \" 52 % of 72 % #EUref turnout is 37 %", "@USER yes , because it's still 52 % of the electorate that could be bothered to vote ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and because of the highly touted Mike Nugent lol .", "context": ["Well that long FG just poured salt in the wounds", "@USER remind me why we didnt keep Matt Bryant .. ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was going for the . PV method gives MMP the win ! But PV finished 4th ? Wait . What ? No respect 4 PV . Oh , that's how PV works", "context": ["In PEI Electoral Reform Plebiscite , FPTP gets most votes in FPTP voting method . Ironically , using a Preferential Ballot method , MMPR wins .", "@USER Another way to look at it ... 1st round results : FPTP + ( FPTP + leaders ) = 38.8 % MMP + DMP = 50.5 %"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER what a fascinating conclusion . Definitely surprising that , with an absence of fact , you would deflect to name calling .", "context": ["Does anyone care to explain this to me ? ", "@USER relatively straightforward but , I'll explain . You discredit fact by \" alternative facts \" as an excuse for being ill-informed ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sounds a bit like marital law to me . Then again , Trump will get flack for using Obama's law .", "context": ["@USER Trump can use the NDAA Obama signed against them too . They better watch themselves .", "@USER @USER He signed the law that makes it possible for FED GOV to use the military against citizens ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER With all the orwellian excesses in the name of \" #political #correctness \" , will and be #hatespeech ?", "context": ["Countering #hatespeech with more automation stops too short as a solution @USER #media4democracy ", ". @USER @USER It's already easy to ignore idiots . What really concerns me is : Who will define what is considered \" #hatespeech \" ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER lol . Double if you can't read between the lines of what I meant , I , & certainly jeeebusss can't help you .", "context": ["Jesus ... where JUSTICE meets MERCY ... Hallelujah ! Sin is punished , the sinner Justified #BecauseOfJesus ", "@USER can you prove that i am not open minded ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The one who wants to punch people that say things she doesn't like is going off about lack of brains", "context": ["What the hell is this ? ? Violence ? Because of not agreeing with her decision ? Insane . 👇 ", "@USER Nah , it ’ s not a disagreement of opinions , it ’ s that he ’ s clearly a misogynist , and it looks like you are too . What ’ s insane is that people like you have an equal vote in our democracy despite not having a brain ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We are offended by doormats with Indian Flag , but not when Indian Women are treated like doormats .", "context": ["Others may have ZERO respect for their flag , why should we ? Nation's pride is paramount . Under this govt , I feel my own strength as a nation 💪 🙏", "@USER why should I compare others in 1st place ! Some one jumps off a building , why should I do it ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Responding to #Brexiteer's stupid & cavalier threat of English civil war . Apologies for lack of hashtag .", "context": ["@USER @USER The English Civil War 1642 – 1651 between Parliamentarians & Royalists is my personal favourite .", "@USER @USER What about US or Syria ? Lots of death and misery there ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 1 ) I am not of the left . 2 ) today , w this EO , it is the right that is religion as \" a cudgel to attack others \" . @USER", "context": ["De Blasio loves religious equality after telling people in his city to boycott a business over owners religious bel … ", "@USER @USER The left see no relevance to religion beyond a cudgel to attack others . They have no credibility"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No #Berners did not vote for Hildabeast lol ( you must be confused by facts the internets do not lie ) , Illegal Mexicans were bused all over making Trump 3 million votes short of the popular vote . Blame the #illegalimmigrant #mexican , not", "context": ["Why is it that I can commit to voting for whatever democratic candidate wins the nomination , even if it is not my 1st choice , but Bernie supporters can ’ t ?", "@USER I ’ m a Bernie fan and will be voting for whoever the nominee is . And yes I voted for Hillary ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER says the man who writes for the sun", "context": ["If it's any help , Becchetti told the everyone at #lofc last week that he wasn't selling club and he belives in players etc . Talk is cheap .", "For clarification , my Talk is Cheap comment is in relation to the fact that I genuinely don't believe anything Becchetti says #lofc"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well its actually not hypocritical at all but sure , narrative .", "context": ["Texas executes man convicted of killing 2 over $ 20 drug deal ", "@USER the irony when @USER and @USER are against Planned Parenthood . #hyprcrites"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER that's called ! maybe the 3yr old should have had a #gun to defend himself @USER #gunsense #guncontrol", "context": ["#goodguywithagun ! we are all so safe , especially that 3yr old #kid ! #gunsense", "@USER @USER since he wasn't a \" good guy with a gun \" your argument is invalid #gunsense"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ha ha ! The is that they all have to wear name badges ! Not even standard BB wear badges ! #cbb2017", "context": ["Can anyone tell me the difference between normal Big Brother & ' Celebrity ' Big Brother ? :/ #cbb2017 #TV #trash", "@USER this current one there's no difference because apart from Callum I don't know the rest . thought celebrity is someone we know"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How do you know the LGB alliance does not speak for the majority of the gay community in this country ? Is there a survey to back up your assertion ?", "context": ["Helpful thread on male and female sex and the importance of these words to people with DSDs ( intersex medical conditions ) . ", "@USER @USER Sharron - the LGB alliance do not speak for the majority of gay community in this country . Stop , you ’ re embarrassing yourself"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER terus Zakir Naik yg suka ngehina kitab agama lain kok didiamin ? Mau playing victims ya Muzzie ? #MuslimLogic", "context": ["Hamka Haq : Tidak Ada Penistaan Agama yang Dilakukan Ahok . ", "@USER , wani piroh dibayar brp bisa \" nya ngomong begitu . Coba liat tuh diYou Tube , dr dulu dia yg mulai bawa \" agama ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I couldn't imagine dealing with your guys conditions ... the look on his face says he is enjoying that job to 😠", "context": ["Dad doesn't like trenching when there's no crop in the field #trench16 @USER ", "@USER @USER why are the tires the cleanest thing there if he's trenching lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Jesus offended the self-righteous . The ones offended were not His chosen . @USER @USER", "context": ["You are not the 1st black president @USER you're the 1st mulatto who denies he had a white mother .", "@USER @USER @USER \" Independent Christian \" ? You sound very Christian . Not the loving Christ I learned of , anyway ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and how this is fair on paying customers ? I was on time for one of your trains but couldn't get on ...", "context": ["@USER is it policy to close doors of train 30 seconds before departure ? I was on platform on time for 16:42 Haymarket to Polmont ... #joke", "@USER Yes , train doors can close up to 30 seconds before to ensure on time departure ^ A"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Nazis aren't communists . Different things entirely . Also , Trump supporter calling someone ELSE a nazi ?", "context": ["@USER It was awesome out-trolling you on my other account ! Thanks for that ! I will tell people proudly Have an awesome day !", "@USER Your twitter name says it all , Nazi . The \" Axis \" of Eva ? ? Ha ! I KNEW I was dealing with Communist scum … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Jeff , if I am paying 60k a year for school the least you could do is not care about my education .", "context": ["I tire of this take . When I worked in academia I saw that students show up to good classes , if they don't it's usually due to serious reasons that they , as adults , should be given leeway to handle . The other reason students don't show up is because the class is badly taught . ", "@USER You got me ... I shouldn't care about my students and their academic success . Attendance shouldn't matter from elementary school through college . You're right , I'm wrong ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If I had 1 million .. I would buy each and everything by paying off the bribe to Myntra Warehouse Employees 🤣 🤣 🤣 🙈 🙈 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest2 Okay , now this one's gonna be interesting ! If you had 1 million rupees and had to use it all on Myntra , what would you shop for ? Tell us using #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 lucky winners that make us go WHOA get Myntra vouchers worth Rs . 1000 . ", "Come on guys ! We've still not got our winners . 1 Million is a lot ... Put your thinking caps on ! Remember , the wittiest answer wins ... Don't forget to #MyntraEORS #IndiasBiggestFashionSale #EORSGameZone"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was able to connect and then I wasn't as soon as I saw this notification lol . You got this , guys !", "context": ["Some teams are having trouble connecting . We ’ re on it , and will update here and on our status page when all is well : ", "Ok ! Those having trouble connecting should be troubled no more . Sorry , and thanks for being patient ( if you were ) ( and also if you weren ’ t ) ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER what a surprise ! Strike over ! Amazing they could reach a last minute agreement based solely what is best for their members .", "context": ["COMMUTER ALERT : Street closures go into effect at 10 a . m . Monday ahead of Clinton rally in Philly --> … ", "@USER I think it's great that there will be street closures to accommodate #HillaryClinton despite an ongoing #septastrike #tonedeaf"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I feel like i cursed them all . My predictions are that important #UFC245", "context": ["@USER Now she is doing good with the wrestling", "@USER holloway doesn't look like his gonna make 5 rounds unless volkanovski gasses"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Fantastic ! Thanks for sharing . Tho the note at the end of the article seems to indicate that actual building access and parking could be an issue .", "context": ["@USER LOOK ! Do they have anything like this at @USER ? What a fantastic idea . ", "@USER @USER @USER Diamond dental centre , New Westminster ( see pg 24 in The Spin magazine : "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Joe go on and whack someone for being a Bigot . Go on .", "context": ["Anyone know why so many Brexiteers are upset with Meghan Markle ?", "@USER Why do they also dislike Greta Thunberg , George Soros and Barack Obama ? They don't like independent thinking or people who try to do good for humanity . They feel safer with the tribal bigotry which has caused so much misery throughout history ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hillary can't do it or she will get eaten alive in press for giving trump a hard time for contesting elections .", "context": ["Clinton campaign says it will \" participate \" in recount effort spearheaded by Green Party candidate Jill Stein . … ", "NEW : Donald Trump calls recount effort a \" scam by the Green Party for an election that has already been conceded . \" … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Americans have voted that Jewish networks of terror / influence and commonwealth / Christian oppression is okay ! That everything is hunky dory . Okay . That Big Brother and Body Exchange Tech Networks are Okay ! Okay ! Okay ? @USER", "context": ["Terror can buy home inthe country Imran and Nissa Kara ( Ali ) that love one this house murdered Dr . Daniel B . Austin and Her life and Imran sells her on the white market . US Government release Her to her Husband Peter Thiel .", "More clear : These jihadis that harmed Dr . Daniel B . Austin and pup ’ s life in Silicon Valley ; get to buy a house — all while Daniel and pup are still fighting for the devoiced and voiceless . Pathetic ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Because if your wealthy and famous you shouldn't care about what happens to your country ?", "context": ["\" I haven ’ t heard such elitist snobbery since Hillary Clinton branded Trump supporters ‘ a basket of deplorables . ’ \" ", "@USER Its sad when you win an award and all you can do is whine ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER isn't it curious how \" tolerant \" progressives impute \" gay \" on their political opponents , as if that's bad ?", "context": ["He can't stop talking about my arms . I think he loves me . ", "@USER @USER I think you are on to something there ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Apperently #GretaThurnberg did change the #Weather she made it #Winter in the 😂", "context": ["The Left props up this Greta person as some sort of climate hero we should all listen to . Then if you criticize her outsized , manufactured BS , the Left says , \" Oh she is just a child , how dare you ! \" No , she isn't just a child . You made her THE symbol of climate change crazy .", "@USER I have to ask , just where was it this brat changed the weather ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and all Christmas trees must be down by 12th night too", "context": ["On the twelfth day of Christmas #MetroTunnel gave to me ... access to 12,000 jobs through Arden station by 2031 ! ", "@USER you do realise 12th day of Xmas is Jan 5 not 14 Dec ? 🌳"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No . Not even one . They're alll purely indians . The fact that i am from myanmar is confidential so pls :)", "context": ["RT all #newprofilepicture tweets , your followers r waiting for epic tweets .", "@USER they will mock me saying you cant tweet anything good therefore yoi only RT girls ' pics :'("]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER We won a summer sport in the winter ? #snooze", "context": ["@USER At least they looked like they want to win . Can't say that about last year's team .", "@USER On the bright side , Canada won 3 medals tonight in the short track swimming world championship - 1 gold and 2 silver ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER a nationalist with sense of whilst shouting for Scottish Dominance gotta love that ;)", "context": ["Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat its mistakes . You've already made it clear that you'd favour dominanc … ", "@USER IF history shows us anything it is that we never do learn the lessons of history"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You say \" Research & confirm 1st \" then you cite Allen West as a reputable source ?", "context": ["Trump team has asked for son in law Jared Kushner to have top secret clearance for Presidential Daily Brief no precedent for that", "@USER Why are you spreading this ? It not true ! You wonder why No one trusts MSM ! Research & confirm 1st ! "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Sometimes I think that maybe the term #mansplaining gets overused . And then a man manages to prove me wrong .", "context": ["a man has tweeted me to tell me we \" obviously read a different article \" which might be valid criticism if i hadn't WRITTEN THE ARTICLE", "men on the internet : a story in three parts "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER if #brexitmeansbrexit , nothing that reqs ' secret negotiations ' . #TheresaMay is the prob #Brexit", "context": ["Theresa May is softening her language on a holding an early election , telling the BBC that “ the next general election should be in 2020 ” ...", "@USER She'll bring forth Article 50 bill / vote & make it a confidence vote . If the remainers try to filibuster , we have #GE2017 👍 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Funny . ISTM the shoe is on the other foot now . UR \" church \" is full of \" Gentilizers \"", "context": ["@USER @USER He @USER must be having a bad hair day ", ". @USER The Jews are certainly not responsible for everything . In fact , Judaizers are church people . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh I can see why she would be so “ humiliated ” driving this hunk o junk ... 🙄 ( Actually ) I ’ m green with envy ", "context": ["Alright , all my Twitter buds ... The daughter has got her drivers license permit . She gets her license in August 2020 . She ’ s looking for a Altima . I want some suggestions that ’ s reliable to get her from home to MSU in the future and back . I ’ d say Ford but she doesn ’ t like those .", "@USER I told her I ’ d give her my 2016 F - 150 . She said people would make fun of her . I said , so what !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was Trump that called it rude in a tweet .", "context": ["Here's the deal . Go into a theatre ... don't be surprised to see or hear things you don't like . That's art . Don't li … ", "@USER @USER the audience had no issue with it & neither did Pence . Only seems to be the alt right snowflakes"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER god bless the Muslims to make your beloved EFC competitive in the PL ...", "context": ["The White House denied news organisations access to a press briefing . Has Donald Trump created the most powerful ec … ", "@USER No he done what Obama did to Fox News but you didn't make a noise about that .. You're anti Trump that's why you're pushing the story"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah , a bunch of burnout boomers taking a cue from Sesame Street with lettered T-shirts , are really going to sway the nation's opinion .", "context": ["To advocate for Trump's impeachment and removal , protesters are quietly walking around in circles in the Hart Senate building . Organizers say they will be here everyday . ", "BTW , I did ask the group's spokesperson if they have jobs . \" Some people have taken time off from work ... Our country is in danger and you have to make a choice to go away from your families and friends and your work and sacrifice your life for the better good of the nation . \" "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER sorry , are you respecting my view or aren't I allowed one ?", "context": ["This is like Dot Cotton tweeting as if Eastenders is real . People who watch wrestling are odd ", "@USER @USER odd people are those who don't respect other people's views , enjoyment & likes ! Guess that's u then #fascistlion 👍"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER God , you Bolton fans are all the same , talking about your ' history ' .", "context": ["27 years since the White Hot Whites shocked Anfield #bwfc ", "@USER @USER remembering when Liverpool lost a game of heads and volleys ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Funny how your profile talks about choosing to worship a god or idol , and here you are , propping up Trump", "context": ["Congratulations , America , you've turned the presidency into a four-year Alex Jones broadcast . ", "@USER Except that we know illegal immigrants voted in California . At least two I know of personally ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Report : Tom Brady abducted by space aliens during practice . #NotReally #Relax", "context": ["Any practice could be anyone ’ s last practice . Yes . ", "@USER report : tom brady struck by lighting after leaving practice ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh What an We #Rajputs always get the wrong end of the stick in the #History_Book_ What a #Tragedy", "context": ["Wrong facts depicted about Uday Bhan in \" Tanhaji \" movie . Here is true personality of him from reliable sources which is in complete contrast as shown in movie . Maratha chroniclers of those time in their own records call Uday Bhan an Intrepid man ( synonymous with honorable man ) . ", "@USER @USER @USER Uday Bhan Rathore was in the same position vis-a-vis Mughals as Shivaji's dad Shahaji was wrt Bijapur Sultanate . Yet Udaybhan Rathore is a monster & Shahaji is just a good daddy ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This is a classic case of Mental Bankruptcy ! This #duffer @USER is making fun of #AcidAttack survivor to show his support for a ' movie ' based on #AcidAttack victim Friggin two faced idiot ! Where ate those so called women rights activists ?", "context": ["If Deepika was against violence she would have met ABVP students as well who were beaten by leftist goons , but then how would the propaganda be complete . ", "@USER ABVP workers will get their sympathy from Rangoli Chandaal . Unki itni hi aukaat hai . LOL"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wow what an intelligent solution , why didn ’ t I think about it before . I guess I should come to you only after I go to customer care team what an idiot I ’ m .", "context": ["@USER has started behaving like an Indian company . I ordered a spray pump which was supposed to be delivered to me on 19th Dec under prime delivery service . I had to call delivery agent to check delivery time , he said 2 hours . Today is 21st yet no trace of parcel . @USER", "@USER Apologies for the delayed delivery of your order . Have you tried reaching out to our support team here : ^ JS"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , that fake war hero former POW should apologize to me for making me insult him . hypocrisy #USA", "context": ["McCain defends the media in NBC interview via @USER", "@USER @USER McCain needs to apologize to Pres.Trump , our President should be respected !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wayne Barnes in one of the NZvsWal tests this year chalked off an AB try for a forward pass only he saw .", "context": ["Hey guys new podcast out . Please listen , share and comment : thanks for your support ", "@USER Yes . The on field ref can over rule the TMO . The referee is the sole judge of fact & law during the match ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Melania is an immigrant . That makes all the designers who refuse to dress her , Xenophobes .", "context": ["Whiny-ass , bleeding-heart , sniveling #LWNJS don't know how to dress a lady anyway . Keep your pos rags . ", "@USER @USER I don't think Melania is too concerned about this guy's line nor that other POS who dressed Michelle #TooMuchStyle"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How can one tell ... theres no attached ... given PVOs predilection to chop and change his political opinions its hard to tell ...", "context": ["My prediction is things will calm down politically speaking from now on for the PM and it will be smooth sailing from here for him .", "@USER 18 people dead . Over 1350 homes destroyed . Millions of wildlife incinerated . I don ’ t think so . 💣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That's outrageous . Don't tell me you expect the Sharons of this world to actually inform themselves before opening their mouths . #bettermakesurethatsclear", "context": ["OR ... you can see it for what drag actually IS , which is a celebration and homage of all things feminine , giving power to those who need it ! Strong women aren't threatened by drag queens , but rather empowered by their chutzpah . HAPPY HOLIDAYS ! ! ", "@USER As a drag queen , myself and many others try to uplift women ! In no way do we do drag to disrespect women , go to a drag show and you ’ ll realise how amazing it really is ! 🥰 ❤ ️"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Fortunately climate change is on our side for that request .", "context": ["A federal judge has turned down the Justice Department's bid to keep secret several financial disclosure forms acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker submitted before his filings were formally accepted by ethics officials . ", "@USER @USER Can we get a blue wave overwhelming a green swamp ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER says the one who's dog takes commands in German", "context": ["I'm particularly impressed by the Trump trolls who are calling me unpatriotic for defending the CIA against Trump calling them Nazis .", "@USER Angry angry white peeps , John . Willfully ignorant , blindly following their Führer over the cliff . #sorewinners"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Nah but , thats not bigger than a new character in smash 😭 😭 😭", "context": ["No BOTW 2 No Smash No Major Nintendo 1st Party Title Announcement No Major Gameplay Trailers Bro WHAT HAPPENED #TheGameAwards", "@USER @USER You the first person I saw on this feed so far to mention it smh "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yeah . Still prefer what you did to though", "context": ["Who gives a shite about all this unbiased stuff eh ? ", "@USER not at all . This medium leaves alot of scope for misunderstanding . :-)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER why are you allowed to have an opinion but he can't ? We tweet what we want . They should do the same .", "context": ["Understanding Gump : I mean Trump : A Trump White House : The 45th president via @USER", "@USER Wish Hollywood would stay out of politics . You can't relate & don't know what working paycheck 2 paycheck is like ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER might lead to the axing of Who Do You Think You Are ? _", "context": ["So @USER says Trump ban will not apply to dual nationals like @USER if they are travelling directly fro … ", "@USER @USER @USER Isn't Bozza also one with dual nationality ? And Muslim ancestors ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not true . A lot of ppl have said the world is safer . ... ... republican leaders , members of the trump administration ... everyone faux news ...", "context": ["Soleimani was a thug and a terrorist , period . For decades , he orchestrated the deaths of countless Americans . President @USER and the servicemembers who carried out this mission deserve a standing ovation for making the world a safer place . ", "@USER @USER Not one person has said the world is now a safer place , except the administration . Please sir . Do your job"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER George Soros would never try to disrupt a stable government .", "context": ["Does \" seamless \" include riots apparently backed by the Democratic Party ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Why is organizing protests against accepting a legitimate electi … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER How are you a social democrat and a warren supporter", "context": ["mom and dad are fighting and all I wanna do is go to my room and put my headphones on .", "@USER I think they should do some video or press conference together ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER THAT'S the : The EDITOR of the Mag SELECTED the pic . Then the Model IS BLAMED for #CulturalAppropriation . #PC MUST STOP !", "context": ["Black magazine hires a white model , white model has to apologize ", "@USER LOVE THIS ONE : White Model SELECTED FOR COVER by Black Hair Mag , And SHE'S GUILTED INTO APOLOGY . #WTF "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and then JI chief sb went to lhr and met CM where they agreed to cooperate with each other !", "context": ["Nation is looking towards SC for a swift decision in Panama Case . All the culprits must be punished and looted money must be recovered", "The plight of poor in Pakistan has gone miserable because all the rulers kept looting public money . Its time for justice ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I tweeted thru all the best sessions , but I couldn't stop taking photos in yours--but it was SO GOOD I had to tweet !", "context": ["Holy cow ! @USER is throwing out so many amazing examples , there's no time to tweet ! #Teaching WithAppitude #WOW #METC17", "@USER This was the BEST tweet ever ! NO TIME TO TWEET ... 🤓 📱 ❤"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Well , there's so many \" ought nots \" with this administration ... but why start with her , AMIRITE", "context": ["Fmr . White House Press Sec . Sarah Sanders mocked Joe Biden for accentuating a stutter in his response to a question at Thursday's #DemDebate . \" It's called empathy . Look it up , \" Biden responded . ", "@USER Sarah Sanders probably ought not mock people on the basis of physical traits ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s funny how there aren ’ t any of @USER and like that , you know , sitting on daddy ’ s / ’ s lap , getting hugs , ... 🤔 🤯 poor guys ...", "context": ["Is this photo real ? If so please tell me how it makes you feel ? Me disgusting doesn ’ t even start to describe this . ", "@USER What about these are they real ? And even there are worse than them . ? ? ? "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER uh huh ... speaking about a special kind of stupid", "context": ["Sign your name if you think no president , including Trump , should be able to go to war without a vote in Congress ", "@USER u r special aren't u ? Act of Congress is required for a declaration of war"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Soon to be Sir Nigel Farage allegedly . Meaning he'll Unelected take an unelected seat in the Lords .", "context": ["Why would you trust a Tory politician to protect the rights they have previously railed against ", "Farage is going to lead us goose-stepping into the abyss if we aren't careful"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ... all the times I tweeted at y ’ all about serious issues , and this the tweet you respond to ?", "context": ["Way to go , @USER ... less than a week after you bragged on re-opening the ( renovated ) elevators at 168th Street , one of them is out of service .", "@USER Good afternoon Flora , our maintenance team is aware of a defect in the elevator and we're working to get this fixed as soon as possible . We apologize for the inconvenience and are working to restore it soon . ^ DC"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Did Enoch Powell also have a low IQ in that case ? What about Thatcher ?", "context": ["@USER @USER there's been a few panties in a twist over this one , even I've been attacked for my comment lol !", "@USER @USER @USER Yes you have haven't you . I also mentioned about the research on right w … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER exactly lol , I admit it , I'm included in all people , you're the one denying ...", "context": ["So it's true ... all women are crazy . Just depends on what level of crazy I'm willing to settle for . haha .", "@USER Nope , pretty sure it's the women of the world . Crazy never admits it . 😉"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #china #ccp has #organharvesting , it's quite enough for the commies to live longer by transplanting dissidents ' organs . Why do they need to learn to find cure for cancer ?", "context": ["Medical student arrested , held without bail after alleged attempt to smuggle cancer research to China ", "@USER It seems like this is NOT a crime worthy to be called serious or a felony , ( since this person , s alleged \" crime , \" was to help keep cancer victims alive in China ) . held without bail , is usually applied to terrorists , serial killers etc ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Our Canadian Immigration Minister a Somalian immigrant now banned", "context": ["WSJ now reports that the #MuslimBan WILL apply to non-US dual citizens , i . e . a French citizen born in Iran can no longer travel to the US ...", "@USER also I guess a UK citizen born in Somalia . Like Britain's top Olympic athlete , Sir Mo Farah . Which is awkward , as he lives in usa"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No proof of any other teams ever ever stealing signs ! 😉 . Should be banned for life and WS championship stripped .", "context": ["I am seriously amazed that cheating to win a #WorldSeries isn't a lifetime ban . Yes , the $ 5,000 , 000 fine is incredibly steep , but still .", "@USER MLB is making an example out of the Astros . Lots of teams do it but haven ’ t won . We will take our lumps and MLB will be better for it . #2020WSChamps"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and it's about to be a cold day in hell", "context": ["Ungrateful TRAITOR Chelsea Manning , who should never have been released from prison , is now calling President Obama a weak leader . Terrible !", "@USER Ur standing up for Obama ? , never thought i'd see the day after how you and your band of nazi warriors degraded him 8 years"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He wants to see Jalen truck Chase Young maybe 😂", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Only gripe I have is . Baylor lost two games and both to a 12-1 team . Wisconsin and Oregon lost to 7-5 teams . Wisconsin has 3 losses . Bama doesn ’ t have a ranked win . And Baylor lost by a combined 10 points . BU could also have two road top 25 wins at end of day if KSU moves up", "@USER @USER @USER He has a agenda to keep Ohio st number 1 ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER IF it is about REAL ESTATE , you are right . IF it is about PEOPLE / HEARTS , you are very much wrong . CAA excludes Muslims from Pakistan & NRC may exclude some Indian Muslims .", "context": ["PoK will be integrated with India , PM Modi wants it , and you will know when it happens : Amit Shah \" When appropriate time comes , the govt will decide on it . You will know when our government takes over PoK and officially integrates it as our territory , \" ", "@USER No other politicians could ever dare to take such bold decisions . Congress & co will divide the country , BJP will unite the country ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Bill went to xavier had brilliant education equal to Truffles except Bill followed his family values", "context": ["So a young man earns a law degree . He doesnt go where the big money is in law , he works for a union for a couple ... ", "@USER @USER Mr Shorten has committed his working life to socially just outcomes . The antithesis of Truffles ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and you need to have a dog's face in front of your face to make you look better .", "context": ["My response to questions I've received about @USER & impeachment . In my estimation , he's leading himself … ", "@USER @USER Hey Maxine you are a loser in every way and very hard to look at ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Protecting them from the tyranny of the majority , something liberals usually complain about .", "context": ["ZERO media chatter today : How's Trump going to reach out to Dem / liberal voters to unify US after losing popular vote", "if Trump was ahead in every poll , lost electoral college , and won popular vote the media today would be in CRISIS coverage mode ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER A NEW PHONE ! ! ! ... except the regular speaker is broken . You'll have to use speaker phone everywhere .", "context": ["Why would someone even WANT to speak on the phone to someone on speakerphone in public with a bunch of people around ? #LearnToPhonePlease", "@USER because people are rude and entitled ? What do I win ? x"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you're right , I do hate the Bible . And you realize that Trump is the very person described in M21 : 12 .", "context": ["His profile reads \" as tolerant as Christ will allow \" ", "@USER @USER coming from two dolts who are biblically illiterate . Matthew 21:12 . Does this look like tolera … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Fabulous idea will give me a good laugh every day ?", "context": ["I think we should all get behind this campaign . ", "@USER Yeah I ’ m behind it as Diane as leader will keep Labour out of office for at least a generation ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER sure becoz privileged women who actually don't spend more than few months n Saudi can talk about our behalf", "context": ["Saudi Arabia is my home , my heritage and my heart . @USER #I_Choose_To_Stay ", "@USER @USER 3 . You are doing a great service to other Saudi women by telling the truth that Americans hardly ever hear about ! Excellent 👍"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER And now the show that did the shaming is a nostalgia trip .", "context": ["\" Barbara Jean Trenton , struck down by hit-and-run years , trying desperately to get the license number of fleeting fame . \" What great writing . Here's a closer look at TZ's “ The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine ” : #ZoneIntros #S1E4 #TwilightZoneMarathon ", "@USER I like it for the Sunset Boulevard Sherlock Jr mashup but as someone who enjoys old stuff the nostalgia shaming hits close to home . 😜"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I can ’ t wait for 2035 when we will finally emerge 🤦 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️", "context": ["This is more than funny the lights out part as in \" Eneo dey see you 🤣 🤣 🤣 Its like saying / watch out .. Check mate ! 🤣 ", "@USER Lol ! ! Even the backup generator went out ... They're punishing me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Your hashtags are insufficient to save you from my oncoming rant !", "context": ["Who will the first woman President be ? Still a mystery , but hopeful for the next run .", "@USER that would be the only reason you voted for her . #uneducated"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What like Poch tried when he knew we didnt have a good enough midfield two ? How dare he ! Joses a Winner and should be better than that", "context": ["With Son suspended for 3 games , surely Sessegnon plays Son's role ? Or will Lo Celso ?", "@USER It may be he goes 433 to try get some control back in midfield ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER poor English speakers who can't express difference between singular and plural you", "context": ["@USER It's a plural . IME frequently confusing without much grammatical gymnastics . @USER", "@USER @USER @USER how do you then manage with \" you \" being ambiguous ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Absolutely , that $ 16 / month ( 4.5 weeks at 40 hours per week , approx . 180 hours ) is priceless ! #slavelabor #getreal", "context": ["#BREAKING : Turns out Dem presidential candidate Michael #Bloomberg has been using INCARCERATED WOMEN--PRISON LABOR--to make campaign phone calls . OH BOY ! ! #TheResistance ", "@USER Many people / companies use prisoners for all sorts of things . They get paid for their work , and in most cases , it's meant to teach skills and allow them to gain work experience they can use when released ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ugh , I know . Some I know loved when former Pres . Obama was attacked . Now , they hate that they're questioning Trump .", "context": ["Friendly reminder to people angry at the press that it is , indeed , the job of the press to question the gov't and to seek the truth .", "@USER problem is so many are poorly trained and are more into drama than anything else ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I know ! All this stuff about Gruden , Payton or trading for a coach and they end up with an OC nobody had heard of .", "context": ["After all the talk about the Rams making a high profile hire they end up with an OC who's team didn't make the playoffs this year .", "@USER who has only been able to drink for 9 years"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just as British politics has never been more \" Northern Irish \" in a way .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER you do realise my politically incorrect joke has increased coverage of NI by 5000 %", "@USER @USER @USER up to now NI elections have almost been ignored in rest of UK , strange not sure why"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So who are the authors of the refugee EO ? His closest advisors who were not subject to any vetting before assuming roles ?", "context": ["Mike Pence — hours after Trump announced his Muslim ban in December 2015 ", "On Trump's Muslim ban : Here's Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell in December 2015 — and Paul Ryan and General Mattis i … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER best part of that tweet is the fact that it's Gretter wearing that shirt", "context": ["Not trying to sway peoples opinion but Thin Mints aren't that great . And Caramel and Coconut together is a deadly combo .", "@USER played 6 years in the NHL and you can't hook your mom up with an iPhone ? #greenmessage ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 4 more years of gridlock & the ( D ) taking up the \" party of no \" title seems great . #Murrica .", "context": ["It's important that we show President Trump & the republicans the same respect and cooperation that they showed President Obama .", "@USER @USER or we could grow up and try to make things work ? Idk I'm crazy tho"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" Enach says moon is self-illuminating \" Genesis says that too , calling it a light . That's + 1 for our team !", "context": ["Someone gave me \" The Science of Torah \" as a gift for taking care of his cat . The author REALLY wants Torah to refle … ", "@USER Just had a flat earther send me a video which mentions the book of Enoch ... "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Now Anbari politicians are saying that the screening process isn't being implemented with enough strength", "context": ["Demands have been made by some Iraqi Sunni politicians to appoint a \" military ruler \" to Anbar province . ", "& btw , the practice of screening of military-age men fleeing Fallujah ( or returning to it ) has been widely criticised before ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER this is from a Dungeons and Dragons show called Critical Role . My fantasy worlds just unintentionally collided .", "context": ["A live look at my emotions watching this game : ", "@USER do you know where this gif is from ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER don't worry . Pretty soon the #USA of @USER and will be trying to educate gays & rehabilitate them back .", "context": ["Well , that's really screwed up my romantic city mini-break . FFS Khamenei ", "@USER @USER Hahaha , since I'm Canadian I can still go :-P They have an open door policy for us gays"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I always thought electoral college was in place specifically to guard against the masses picking an ignoramus .", "context": ["You Americans voted in a really , uh , \" interesting \" bloke ... ", "@USER as an American I see that tweet as a complete embarrassment . I didn't vote for him . I really hate the electoral college"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ya Bc Obama & the libs would NEVER let the rich get richer & the poor get poorer . #hypocrisy", "context": ["BREAKING : North Carolina legislators to meet tomorrow to repeal NC LGBT bathroom law \" in full \" , Gov . - elect Roy Cooper announces .", "@USER It's all about The Benjamin's the sleazy republicans are all about money ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If you actually did #dosomeresearch , you ’ d know that the recent report estimated the cost for activating the recommended detour option is 30 mil , not “ billions ”", "context": ["It's official . The #malahat is CLOSED both directions at Goldstream Park .", "@USER I would suggest all you panic mongers have a look at the last time the Malahat was shut down in both directions for more than an hour and then you will see why it doesn't justify spending billions on a different route . #dosomeresearch"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And I put them all on the Expos because", "context": ["The only video game I'll ever need arrived in the mail today ", "Ok , I made an All-Star team of guys who were in MVP 04 and are still active now . It's a very good team . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I read it as using #trump lingo since you're covering him . #TrumpLand sees them as \" illegal aliens \" < human", "context": ["@USER knows better than to use the \" illegal immigrants \" ( or \" illegals \" ) lingo . PEOPLE are NEVER \" illegal . \" On … ", "@USER you ’ re absolutely right . apologies for this . was a bad mistake"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "or bemoan the fact that our education system is being dismantled #LazyWeb", "context": ["Human Nature vs . Technology : Was a time when we Trivia Maestros were concerned that everyone walking around w / a computer would finish us ..", "Imagine our relief to find that they would be used primarily to ask other people to give them the answers from a distance #lazyWeb ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yup she's done a bang up job for the last 20 years .", "context": ["The President & Sen . McConnell have run out of excuses . They must allow key witnesses to testify , and produce the documents Trump has blocked , so Americans can see the facts for themselves . The Senate cannot be complicit in the President's cover-up . #DefendOurDemocracy ", "@USER @USER I hope you stay around for a long time . You are helping so many democratic voters see the light and run away from the miserable party you have become . The Democratic Party used to be a great one . No more the case ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER no . In Trump's America , they would be forced to remove it in the guise of \" freeing them \"", "context": ["These Muslim Teens Just Went To Their First Women's March . They Could Have Led it . ", "@USER @USER Does that include the right to dress how they like ? I doubt it . Do they have the \" right \" … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Glad to hear the Russian player is going to be okay after this brutal headbutt . Hard to believe the Canadian is still allowed to play at all . Great call #iihf #worldjuniors", "context": ["BREAKING : Team Canada forward Joe Veleno has been suspended for one game at the #WorldJuniors for head butting . ", "@USER Anyone have a video or gif of it . Can ’ t find it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" where teachers have 200 + students , truly differentiated instruction is a physical impossibility . \" Yah sure whatever ... If the teacher is good at their job , should be no problem personalizing learning for 1000 kids . #bced", "context": ["“ School leaders need to stop pretending that differentiated teaching alone can surmount evaporating resources and support ” #bced ", "@USER At the high school level , where teachers have 200 + students , truly differentiated instruction is a physical impossibility . Unless , of course , you want to resurrect package learning 😳 or buy pre-made curriculum from Pearson . ☠"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER still ppl r widely using it .. Just a min b4 Mr Kore said it Belgaum .. #Belagavi", "context": ["PM @USER arrives in Belgaum to address a public gathering : ANI", "@USER @USER It's not Belgaum , the name has been changed to Belagavi . Please make the correction ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You appear to have omitted the sarcasm hashtag .", "context": ["Who works in an office like this ? 😄 Hard to tell ", "@USER As an aside , may I ask when and where your PhD was awarded please ? Only there's no PhD listed on EThOS under your name , so presumably it's been omitted in error"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The of someone calling for diversity of news right after posting an article from Thinkprogress . #OyVey", "context": ["@USER Unsure what Trump U . has to do with Sessions , but since we are posting random articles , here's one : ", "@USER Also , it was pretty hard to find anything negative about him in National Review . You should diversify your news !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Blocked by Tory stooge and coward @USER for correcting him ! @USER @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Cllr Bromley Cllr Haran confirm Conservative win in 2018 will keep Oakfield as Sports Fields", ". @USER @USER won't even be the Tory group leader by next election , they ' can't stand him ' Direct quote . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Laws are in rugby ... football are rules . #VAR and the general grey areas in football ( which can all be avoided ) , bring the game into disrepute , which is the biggest rule breaker they have every season !", "context": ["This is interesting , @USER was very unlucky earlier , yet this was given very quickly . #VAR #MCIEVE @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I didn ’ t realise it was a part of the body you can score with"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" we want to ban people who would persecute others based on religion , so we will select those people based on religion \"", "context": ["A little ironic , you think ? #MuslimBan Text taken straight from the executive order #Trump @USER ", "@USER how is that ironic ... i think youre delusional"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And whatever the Donald days MUST be true ! ! #donniedoesntgetit", "context": ["READ THE TRANSCRIPTS ! The Impeachment Hoax is the greatest con job in the history of American politics ! The Fake News Media , and their partner , the Democrat Party , are working overtime to make life for the United Republican Party , and all it stands for , as difficult as possible !", "@USER @USER C'mon dude ! Even @USER said this was a fake poll ! 🤣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... tone it down - that ’ s the fastest looch has skated in months ! ! #JustKidding", "context": ["Cale Fleury laying the BOOM on Milan Lucic . 👀 ", "@USER @USER @USER Wow , Milan can ’ t do much can he ? !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Upon a clearer observation , isn't it quite obvious this was not an attempt at be", "context": ["I already know the top five football teams for 2020 : St . John Bosco , Mater Dei , Corona Centennial , Sierra Canyon , Servite . And that ’ s before any quarterback transfers .", "@USER WOW ! ! ! That must have taken some real research to come up with those 5 teams . Who would have thought MD , SJB & CC ? Brilliant ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But of course , the Ministry of Truth has spoken .", "context": ["Do not believe any article or story you read or see that uses “ anonymous sources ” having to do with trade or any other subject . Only accept information if it has an actual living name on it . The Fake News Media makes up many “ sources say ” stories . Do not believe them !", "@USER Ooh #DictatorTrump ordering us NOT to believe . Well then , we will believe - just to spite you #Resistance"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER oh the duh duh duh duh . Yeah okay bro hasn't done anything for the city of chicago now wants to go there for symbolism", "context": ["He doesn't believe what he's saying with his stuttering ! Making an attempt to talk about blacks where were you past 8yrs #FarewellObama", "@USER shows you aren't paying attention . He is stuttering because he is being interrupted by the applause and wants to be heard"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER For wearing a sweater . And having a cake . Yeah , I forgot , no rainbows in the Bible .", "context": ["Kimberly Alford said her daughter was expelled for having a rainbow birthday cake for her birthday . School officials believed it suggested her daughter was gay , she said . ", "@USER The student was warned several times during the school year . She signed a document stating she had received all rules and had read them . She deserves to be kicked out !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" I am a Founder too . I founded some beautiful buildings all over NYC \"", "context": ["Trump to Rush Limbaugh on impeachment . “ This was not what they had in mind . As they call them , the Founders , right ? They keep saying the founders , founders . But the founders didn ’ t have this in mind ? ... I ’ ve never heard the word founders so much in my life . ”", "@USER Totally overrated , “ Founders ” ... believe me , What , they ’ re so great , why , what did they find , ok - because these people don ’ t know , nobody knows , ok ... maybe I ’ m a Founder , look , maybe the best Founder ever ok , better than these other loser Founders . Totally overrated . It ’ s true . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I have to say ... Every time I saw @USER on talking about being around ' flippers ' for most of his life and how maybe it should be illegal , I couldn't help hear & crack up about the 🚔 sirens getting louder in the background 😁 😄 😂 ", "context": ["It ’ s 2am . I know I shouldn ’ t tweet right now but I can because I ’ m no longer in Congress and by god if this didn ’ t just make my night . 😂 😂 😂 MUST WATCH . ", "@USER Damn what did he eat ! ... Omg guys he prob clogged a toilet ( s ) somewhere at the UN "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER my guess is dude prolly never played a day of baseball in his life , but critiques major leaguers ...", "context": ["@USER @USER Might be \" those days \" again when Meadows replaces U ... don't play dumb Cutch , U know he's better . #salty #butthurt", "@USER @USER @USER he had 2 bad months last season and you're upset ? I'm sure you've had bad days in your job"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER it says that there is connection problems ... Good luck getting it resolved . _", "context": ["@USER Oh dear , Lee . Which store is this ? :) ~ Louise", "@USER We certainly don't want anything blocking our ads , Lee . Thanks for letting us know , we'll feed it back :) ~ Louise"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You corrected her grammar while committing a grammatical error .", "context": ["Sorry Rick but you didn't get any 1st place votes ? you didn't win . #ByeFelicia @USER keep up with the times and fire those writers", "@USER oh your cute ... check the stats boo justin won in first place votes"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER my dad wanted to name me after Tie Domi but my mom didnt want me named after an article of clothing", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER He even wears a tie to his hockey games .", "@USER @USER I'm spelling his name Tie-ler van Vliet from now on , this is more consistent than @USER sweater vest"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's a fair cop ! Thinking of heading up tomorrow as it goes .", "context": ["5 hour drive from Norwich to Beeley , 3 second view through someone's scope . Dusky now out of view but on the list .", "@USER @USER You've been doing a bit too much of that sort of behaviour recently , young man !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Don t forget Americans sacked @USER , who now gleefully begs them again , for being too stupid & blunt . @USER", "context": ["Spell out exactly what you are accusing me . ", "This , basically @USER . By Deborah Lipstadt . It's not , I agree , a subject for 140 characters . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is an issue better left to the states .", "context": ["Trump jokes that environmentally friendly lightbulbs \" gives you an orange look . \" \" I hate to say it , it doesn't make you look as good . Of course , being a vain person that's very important to me . \" ", "\" We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers , and other elements of bathrooms , \" Trump says . \" People are flushing toilets 10 times , 15 times , as opposed to once . \" "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If I had 1 million .. I would buy each and everything by paying off the bribe to Myntra Warehouse Employees 🤣 🤣 🙈 🙈 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest2 Okay , now this one's gonna be interesting ! If you had 1 million rupees and had to use it all on Myntra , what would you shop for ? Tell us using #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 lucky winners that make us go WHOA get Myntra vouchers worth Rs . 1000 . ", "Come on guys ! We've still not got our winners . 1 Million is a lot ... Put your thinking caps on ! Remember , the wittiest answer wins ... Don't forget to #MyntraEORS #IndiasBiggestFashionSale #EORSGameZone"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Would you mind providing update ? Refund my money ASAP #Pain #RefundMoney", "context": ["@USER I paid for my car insurance online a week back . yet to get updates #NoonePickingcall #Noresponse #fraud", "@USER No communication yet evn aftr baja assurnce in DM ! #badExperience #Notgoing2BuyAgain"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What the hell would they have to lose ?", "context": ["If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting , Trump would win in a 50 - state landslide .", "@USER @USER So all those people whose ancestors came here as slaves would vote for Trump ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you're right we don't see this every week from wilson 😂", "context": ["Russell Wilson does this literally every other play ", "@USER first , no he doesn't , but can you stop doing this and appreciate an amazing play for once"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" The stupids \" says the woman who doesn't know the difference between \" your \" and \" you're \"", "context": ["Newly uncovered video shows John McDonnell praising student riots as the ' best of our movement . ' … ", "@USER Ahh the sun of the radio world gives an opinion for the stupids . Why not ask for Katie's view while your at it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Fate of India lies in the hands of politicians . #MyCapitalAmaravati", "context": ["CBI Insider trading is invalid now as capital is moved . #MyCapitalAmaravati", "To Prove insider trading has happened . There needs to be development done first place . #MyCapitalAmaravati"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER that's what religion is wishing and waiting for . \" 2nd coming \" blah blah blah . _", "context": ["When I was young , I dreaded WWIII as I knew it would destroy mankind . But this year I got to know mankind a little better . So bring it on .", "@USER this is what militant atheism can do to a man : wishing for the destruction of mankind . That's about as low as one can get ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you have to admit the diversity of the trump supporters is incredible", "context": ["I can't find the words right now to express how disappointed and scared I am .", "And angry . I'm SO ANGRY ! THIS IS WRONG ! IT'S ALL SO WRONG ! THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER looks like Curtis Montague's three rings can't stop his hairline from \" striking out \" 😬", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER sorry for spell check , I'm sure you have other perfect games / no-hitters to lay back on ... oops !", "@USER @USER @USER Nope , none . These measly things are all I have to remember it by . How about you ? "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER man dragging UK back to 1953 to suit own agenda accuses others of narcissism ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER yes it does . It celebrates brilliant contemporary artists", "@USER @USER @USER No it doesn't - it celebrates ugliness , nihilism and narcissism - the tragic emptiness of now"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER There was a Poppy seller in town yesterday - in a disused shop doorway next to a homeless man who fought in Iraq", "context": ["Well said . Sadly , some will never acknowledge this ' dereliction of duty ' ", "@USER @USER years ago they investigated the Poppy Appeal and found only 1p from every £ 1 collected went to good causes"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER - a #trumper redefining & #lies no longer a novelty - all of you do it", "context": ["Your handle has a plenty short shelf life , cupcake . ", "@USER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yours expired as soon as the result was announced #lemming HAHAHAHA #ironyIsDead"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So if you don't like an opinion , you resort to insults ?", "context": ["\" This was your choice of a question , there goes that relationship ! \" @USER reacts to Laura Kuenssberg's question ", "@USER @USER @USER The are showing their true left wing colours now . No more licence fee from me"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Just so you know . This is from McCaffrey's Bio . \" He has been elected to the Board of Directors of CRC Health Corporation , the National Association of Drug Court Professionals ( NADCP ) \" . So he has no conflict of interest . ", "context": ["MEDICARE FOR ALL is a political disaster and economically completely unworkable . Warren will re-elect Trump with this proposal . The UNIONS are not going to give up their superb private health care coverage . Need health care reform . This isn ’ t it . ", "@USER Another for profit health care well paid for opinion that has no resemblance to facts . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Indeed , 8 million people are caged with million RSS NAZI oriented war criminals suffering from complete communications blackout . Still we activists are getting blocked for exposing war crimes of India .", "context": ["So , once again @USER @USER is colluding with #HumanRights violators . My account has been withheld in India for 1.5 years & now they try to paint me as violating law again . Ridiculous ! I talk about #HUMANRIGHTS for #Kashmir . With international LAW as my guideline . ", "The #Censorship of #Kashmir content is malicious when 8 million people are kneeling under a 158 days long communication blackout . To silence people highlighting this #WarCrime is criminal too ! As said before India : I will SCREAM from the rooftops if I have no other platform !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Iran would not have been annihilated , imo , but we would have entered into another never-ending war and terrorist threats to Americans & westerners would have dramatically increased worldwide . The only thing preventing this was Iran's ( ! ) rational , restrained behavior", "context": ["As I go about my normal morning routine and see people along the way , I'm not sure how many realize how close we were to all out war last evening . Had Iran truly killed dozens of American soldiers while sleeping in their barracks , Iran would have been annihilated last night . ", "@USER I ’ d say very few ; it ’ s a tragedy and a privilege to be that oblivious , I suppose ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So you act hatefully to those that don't share your childish view of the acceptable consequences of free speech .", "context": ["@USER Go right ahead . You're still wrong . \" Hate speech \" is just speech you hate .", "@USER Hate speech attacks a person / group on the basis of gender , ethnicity , religion , etc . It incites prejudice , intimidation & violence ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER yeah ! You only care about rich celebrities like me !", "context": ["Was going on Good Morning Britain , didn't realise @USER was host . Won't go on with him after his comments about #WomensMarch", "@USER @USER #WomensMarch Rich Celebrities like you get paid to entertain us . Nobody cares about your political views ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER What flavor sucker would you want Larry ? I've seen this cherry one that seems to be popular - Chris", "context": ["What do you think the perfect present would be for a poker player ? ", "@USER Poker Table , Custom chip set and 8 suckers ... uh ... I mean players to play with ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the Intel briefing would have told him the issue was already over by the time he tweeted . #edumacation #CHAIINUHH", "context": ["China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unprecedented act .", "@USER In place of those little intel briefings , maybe try a course in basic spelling ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wow , that requires a whole lot of coal !", "context": ["A 1 MW wind turbine requires 220 tonnes of coal in its construction Q'land Resources Council , 7 Sep 2016 , #auspol", "@USER to be 100 % Renewable energy , OZ would need to build 500 huge windfarams Ie 2 or 3 turbines come online everyday for 30yrs ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And since the famous Bette Middler it has to be true . I've seen her on tv with my own eyes . The View is just another propaganda outlet", "context": ["MALICIOUS CONTENT IS COMING YOUR WAY ; BE CAREFUL . MUCH OF WHAT WINDS UP ON YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE GENERATED BY RUSSIANS , CHINESE , KAZAKS , SAUDIS ; BOTS GOING 24/7 TO CONFUSE AND FRIGHTEN YOU . IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA NOT TO LOOK AT ANY OF IT . TAKE ALL WITH A #GRAINOFSALT .", "@USER @USER Translation : \" Everything I don't agree with is a RUSSIAN BOT \" Child's guide to political debate ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER His statement in no way defends President Trump , but you're too blinded by your hatred for him that you cant tell . Yet , your response ...", "context": ["First they came for the Jews ... but I did not speak out , for I wasn't Jewish . Then they came for the Jews again ... but I did not speak out , because the attacker wasn't White . And they came for the Jews yet again ... but I did not speak out , because the attacker wasn't pro Trump .", "@USER Jake , I watched Trump degrade you , in a press conference , as a Jew . It was humiliating and enraging . And now you come here , on a day of fear and grief for the Jews , to defend him ? Words fail me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah . She only has 60k + followers . Nothing for to worry about .", "context": ["Hey @USER do you want to explain to me how you ’ re ok with your driver stealing a phone from someone ? My sister and I are waiting for a response from your customer service . Hard to not feel like this employee took advantage of my sister because she is blind .", "@USER @USER Hey @USER you do realize she ’ s a radio personality , right ? Cause yeah her having to resort to twitter isn ’ t a good image for your company ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Man , you guys take your customer service seriously #WowSoFast ", "context": ["@USER Just realized i havent received my @USER playmat and pin , have those not shipped yet or am i just crazy pants ?", "@USER @USER People are definitely receiving them , they should arrive soon !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER on top of that , u r asking this ques to some 1 who has been reprimanded for violence _", "context": ["I highly doubt that ... watch what's happening currently ... ! ! ! Its a pattern ... 😏 ", "@USER n nw i got it , during 1 hr shw we r watching only those + ve - ve sides of hms which maker wants to show us"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER who are the \" political opponents \" who hired this foreigner to meddle in our elections * whispers * Hillary lol", "context": ["Remember the dossier ? FBI took it so seriously , it planned to pay the British spy to continue his work , per WaPo . … ", "@USER @USER only liberals hire foreigners to meddle in our elections to investigate whether other foreigners meddled in our elec"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" Oye Lucky Lucky Oye \" I would steal each and everything by paying off the bribe 1 million to Myntra Warehouse Employees 🙈 🙈 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest2 Okay , now this one's gonna be interesting ! If you had 1 million rupees and had to use it all on Myntra , what would you shop for ? Tell us using #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 lucky winners that make us go WHOA get Myntra vouchers worth Rs . 1000 . ", "Come on guys ! We've still not got our winners . 1 Million is a lot ... Put your thinking caps on ! Remember , the wittiest answer wins ... Don't forget to #MyntraEORS #IndiasBiggestFashionSale #EORSGameZone"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER .. wait .. what ? ... is this dubbed ? .. How can it be I agree with ? .. surely she hasn't changed her mind because that would mean she is an unprincipled #Hypocrite today , right ?", "context": ["All is well ! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq . Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now . So far , so good ! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world , by far ! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning .", "@USER Just putting this here for the world to see : "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER They are also banning free movement of citizens from certain european countries .", "context": ["@USER it has been passed . The burka has now been banned . The tide is turning . Thank you Trump", "@USER Thats fabulous Steve . Great news to wake up to ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We are living between extremists and ( 2 no ) fake liberals .", "context": ["سراج انکل مسلسل فرما رہے ہیں کہ زرداری نے تبیدیلی مذہب کا قانون واپس لینے پر حامی بھر لی ہے ۔ کیا خبریں ہے اس بارے ؟", "@USER It's been withdrawn .. today he phones Murad Ali Shah and thanked him for withdrawing it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh but the donors from insurance corps don't want that . Can we deprive them of millions of $ because we are so selfish we think we deserve health care ? Neolibs stupid if they think we don't see it .", "context": ["Democrats worry party is squandering political opportunity on ObamaCare | TheHill #Medicare4All or bust !", "@USER aca is essential dead.and it is romney and heritage foundation plan.time to forget about it and fight for real health care reform-medicare 4all ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m glad the Tories are the party of law and order otherwise it could be worse", "context": ["\" We are haunted by what happened to our Kay . \" Audrey's daughter was murdered by her estranged husband when he was released under investigation by police . Thousands of suspected criminals have been released this way since 2017 . #Newsnight | @USER ", "@USER More than 93,000 suspected violent criminals and sex offenders have been released without restrictions by police in England and Wales since 2017 , figures obtained by #Newsnight show . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hey Mr Big Nuts could have landed his chopper and retrieved the bodies in 10 minutes god the SAS are pussies", "context": ["I don ’ t know why they don ’ t just get that guy that would have done it all in 90 minutes ", "@USER Next big disaster we have , let's round up all the keyboard warriors and send them in to effect the rescue / cleanup ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Amazing how Donald Trump provoked the Iranians to start committing terrorist acts against America 37 years before he became the President .", "context": ["Trump is responsible for the Ukrainian plane being shot down . No matter how you slice it , he ’ s responsible . He knows it , Americans know it , Canadians know it and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau knows it . This should never haven ’ t happened to any of those people . F * * king lunatic .", "@USER @USER If not for the MFer , Iran would not have been firing missiles at U . S . targets ! He put all of this in motion , he is responsible for the deaths of 63 innocent Canadians ! I will never forgive him or his mindless , sycophant supporters who enable him and cover up for him !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 8 weeks tops . Same duration as a product of conception is an embryo . _ @USER @USER", "context": ["Wow . Former CIA director James Woolsey splits with Trump transition : ", "@USER he says \" time in office \" not \" term \" not \" presidency \" clock ticking ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER awesome . Lectured by a guy who doesn't know that not all Germans were nazis .", "context": ["As a student of history , I feel it's important to impart a piece of information I learned in the course of my studies : The Nazis were bad", "I'll be honest . I didn't think a \" Nazis were bad \" tweet would lead to me being lectured . I was , of course , mistaken "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , we could put them all in little conformist uniforms and give them little red books .", "context": ["14 - Year-Old Child Hospitalized After Being Brutally Attacked By Multiple Students on School Bus Over Trump Hat ( VIDEO ) via @USER", "@USER @USER @USER My heart breaks for this kid . But just a note , when I was in high school , boys could finally wear Tshirts . Prev , shirts had to have a collar . But the rule was shirts had to be Plain , no logos of any kind . Should be rule for all schools . Hats - school logo only . Just IMHO ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Kind of like your status in the USA . I hope all the evangelicals pray hard after this ‘ brilliant ’ move .", "context": ["General Qassem Soleimani has killed or badly wounded thousands of Americans over an extended period of time , and was plotting to kill many more ... but got caught ! He was directly and indirectly responsible for the death of millions of people , including the recent large number ...", "... of PROTESTERS killed in Iran itself . While Iran will never be able to properly admit it , Soleimani was both hated and feared within the country . They are not nearly as saddened as the leaders will let the outside world believe . He should have been taken out many years ago !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Kids are innocent , those are criminals , so they get in prison like an adult . You have to learn the difference . Karens kids never do wrong , if so , anybody else is to blame , but those innercity kids , rotten to the core , ban them .", "context": [" Oh boy , what is wrong in Texas ? I try to be sarcastic , but , tbh , this level of insanity is impossible to top .", "@USER Screw music class and extracurricular activities ! We need to stop the bathrooms from smelling nice instead of cigarettes ! I know lets buy a vape detection system and a dog !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Bahahahahahaha __ and you know I me some , sistah ___", "context": ["Couldn't have said it better . #UseTheTools for the intended purpose , tweeple 😆 👋 🏼 #SMM #SocBiz … ", ". @USER you know all abt it . I was going to like for the sheer irony of it ! :-)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the laws against suicide only penalize the survivors", "context": ["Today in 1868 , John Boyle O'Reilly survived suicide . Ex-Fenian , #Boston journalist , #Catholic poet to whom @USER dedi … ", "@USER @USER I guess one doesn't \" survive suicide . \" One survives a suicide ATTEMPT , right ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But that would make the Network constantly calling Trump racist ... Racist", "context": ["Why was @USER fired but @USER allowed to stay on the air ? @USER exposed both . #JakeTheFake … ", "@USER @USER @USER Jake is a white male and Donna is a black female . #doublestandard"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But but but if it's taxpayer funded it should only be the minimum wage coz it's our money not theirs", "context": ["Do you enjoy an expensive lifestyle ? Consider a career in government . ", "@USER Her job is to run a country with a GDP in excess of $ 200b pa . How much do CEOs of companies with that turnover get paid ? Just Ballpark is fine ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER my point was that spiked are left wing & pro-immigration while the people re-tweeting them aren't", "context": ["I'm sure the Trotskyite contrarians at @USER are delighted to have the support of these racist UKIP types … ", "@USER @USER I am not entirely sure if you are agreeing with me or insulting me , but amazing comment , so I concede ! You win ! :-D"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and yet you offer your unsolicited gems of insight", "context": ["AFL flatly deny any involvement in blocking Hird's return to media at SEN . I seem to remember that exact scenario happening before ? 🤔 😏", "@USER it's funny u think anyone cares what u have to say 😴"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Said the person that believes the constantly lying @USER", "context": ["FAKED NEWS : A Kansas police officer resigned Monday after admitting to fabricating a story that employees at a local McDonald's wrote the words \" F---ing Pig \" on his coffee cup . ", "@USER Cut him some slack . You guys do it every day ... Happy New year"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Still vaporware . Routing is still unsolved , so small devices will not be able to route for themselves if the networks grows substantially like it's supposed to . Hmmmm . Almost like new criticisms don't invalidate old ones . Bitcoin scales . LN does not .", "context": ["#LightningNetwork payments can easily be censored and many LN proponents seem to love that . ", "@USER From “ it ’ s vaporware , to “ impossible routing problem ” , to “ hey there may be some tradeoffs to using this instant cheap network on top of bitcoin ” in less than 2 years . Can ’ t wait for the next two ! #bitcoin is 🔥"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER no . This is how i react when a racist is elected to lead people of color . Bet , u say ur not racist ? Support one tho .", "context": ["Hold onto ur fears . Use that to push protest , demand change . He CAN B REPLACED . #TrumpProtest #ElectionNight #USElection2016", "@USER This is how you handle losing an election ? Grow up ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yep . Neo-nazi ’ s threatening violence because * gasp * universal background checks & limiting a person to only purchasing 1 gun a month ! The nerve of these politicians . Funny how 2nd amendment nut jobs only like the Constitution when it favors their viewpoint !", "context": ["This right here is what happens when we turn out and Vote . What is happening in Virginia right now should motivate every last one of us . ", "@USER This is great but you know what else happens ? Out of state terrorists come to town and make us declare a state of emergency ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Exactly , why would we want to spend money on reducing the pollution we pump into the atmosphere ? Or on trying to protect the planet for our kids ? Pfft , they can fend for themselves .", "context": ["Breaking : Prime Minister @USER will take a recommendation for a national Royal Commission into the bushfire crisis to federal cabinet . Says it must be done with consultation of states . #7NEWS #auspol", "@USER @USER @USER Will the Royal Commission be able to answer this question ? Anyone else prepared to provide an answer ? Come on - do not be shy . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER YAY they're so nice , I had one and it was white and washed it with pink underwear and literally make it pink #laughorcry", "context": ["what are some cute brands i wanna get a cute expensive nice hoodie but idk where from ? ? HELP EVERYONE", "@USER i just looked through the entire site but i just bought one from there IM SCREAMING"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It seems this @USER loves enjoying his minority rights in the U . S and I am sure he is upset by the long green card line for Indians and the unfair U . S immigration system . And I am also sure he is a card-carrying RSS member . #Hypocrite", "context": ["To me , this is a real question , which the people of India will answer in the coming weeks , months , and years : Has Narendra Modi Finally Gone Too Far ? ", "@USER Read before you spread false news u dumb bimbo "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER see at the end of that sentence was the hashtag #reversepsychology . I could have added to make it more clear ?", "context": ["#WhatWomenDontWantFromMen your full attention ... yeah no woman wants that ... no ... don't , please #reversepsychology 🙃 😅 ", "@USER We don ’ t want their full attention ? No , yeah . That would be nice ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sounds Like an Old \" Cotton Whig \" Railing Agnst the GOP on New Year's Day 1864 #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["Wake up , Republicans . Your party stands for all the wrong things now . ", "@USER @USER Wow — this article is far more than its headline would lead you to believe . Stevens is quite honest about the depth of the rot in his party — and about his own wrongheadedness in defending it all this time . Rare to see all this from a longtime Republican like him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER where do the people on food stamps get their food from ? ", "context": ["If we're handing 50 billion dollars to farmers so they can \" go buy larger tractors , \" what exactly is the argument against student loan forgiveness and the welfare state ? ", "@USER Farmers are the biggest social welfare takers in this country It ’ s ironic they sit there and judge people on food stamps while holding out their hands for more farm subsidies"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm sure the GOP congress will do everything possible to stop a stimulus plan .", "context": ["Interesting , from @USER : \" We can work together to quickly pass a robust infrastructure jobs bill . \" ", "Trump endorsed a half-trillion $ infrastructure spending plan in August Last night he said it'll be his # 1 priority ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Reality or is beyond @USER . Surprised he didn't tweet CNN was controlled by #aliens , it's part of his shtick @USER", "context": ["#CNN really is the Devil : #Pope warns media to stop spreading fake news #FakeNews", "@USER Deliciously ironic : a fake news source accusing the CNN of ' being the devil ' by invoking the ' authority ' of the Pope ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Speaking of solo trails , JMO , you want to run trails tomorrow ? #BibChat", "context": ["A4 : Spending time w / family / friends or alone on trails , reading , writing , listen to music , playing piano . Or #running . #bibchat", "@USER There is something amazing about spending some solo time n trails #bibchat"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Not surprised where this came from . Only #radonc could nuke a thread with this #radioactive ! A sham quality ", "context": ["Do experiment : randomize some physician groups 2 no quality metrics , some 2 standard , then measure outcomes , & pt & … ", "@USER Would a sham metric be used in one arm ? If there is a no metric arm , you may get biased extra effort and false reports / 1"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but YOU'RE whining about a simple fact : he lost 12M fans over the weekend . Go get a safe space ___", "context": ["@USER @USER You just lost a lot of fans and you'll find out how much it wasn't worth it in about 24 hours .", "@USER @USER @USER All I hear when you speak is waaaaaaa , you lost , get a life ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Exactly ! 🤣 You DO know what Lovecraft named his black cat , right ? Approximately 80 years after his death , Black people are involved in bringing Lovecraft ’ s fictional universe to a new generation . 🤔 #Gottaloveit", "context": ["#LovecraftCountry First Look : @USER ' s supernatural horror series from #Underground creator @USER and @USER is led by and #JonathanMajors . Watch : ", "@USER @USER @USER so wait , Lovecraftian horror with a black woman lead ? omg , that is delicious . I can't wait . ol Howard Phillip would be horrified !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I agree , bullies are everywhere . Just look in the mirror , and you will see one right in front of you .", "context": ["Oy vey . The guy who told Ivanka her dad was ruining the country is a gay Jewish college professor from Brooklyn . ", "@USER Thanks aunt Lisa for sticking up for us . Bullies are everywhere ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This is about the GOP-Trump dynamic if not obvious . Could be really funny if scripted as a sketch about Iran for eg .", "context": ["Two player game . Write a 280c tweet collaboratively on a topic , alternating words . Player A ‘ s goal is to make the paragraph read as a serious , thoughtful take on the topic . Player B ’ s goal is to make themselves look as good as possible . Play on DM and tweet result .", "Probably better as alternating sentences and a full paragraph ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Because Mrs May and her cronies have froze him out . They see him as a threat to the authority he gave them . .", "context": ["I don't think @USER has the flair , excitement or vision to lead this country into its new Brexit chapter . ", "@USER Why can't you work WITH the Tories to get the best Brexit rather than this continual criticism ? You'd be a great team ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER From a fan of a club which covered up employees being sexually assaulted & harboured paedophiles ... _", "context": ["Over 8000 fans will follow Rangers to Leipzig , less than 1yr ago the @USER could barely muster 13000 to watch t … ", "@USER @USER @USER leipzig .. the most hated team in Germany ... irony about that somewhere ! ! ! 🍀 🍀 🍀"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You forgot the tag . Sarcasm often doesn't come across well on twitter because a lot of leftists support authoritarian slaughter like this as long as the \" right \" people are getting slaughtered . I've heard more than one of them say that all Trump supporters should be dead", "context": ["No civilian should have access to weapons that would allow them to resist the will of the ruling class ! ! ! Seems reasonable . ", "@USER You did look at the photo didn't you ? Tell me you didn't misunderstand ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You're defending civility by being ... uncivil . Interesting strategy . ( My POINT is no one shld be uncivil ) @USER", "context": ["SNL writer makes DESPICABLE prediction about Barron Trump ", ". @USER Given everything that Donald Trump has said and done , is anything out of bounds ? Trump moved the civility goalposts ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the example for sacking Alex Neil was set by Alex Neil #ncfc", "context": ["But then City give the ball away at their own throw in and Tettey cuts a complaining figure .", "@USER Seen Thompson not involved so that answers that"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We have master plan , 3 crore refugees in 19 crore Muslims out population issue solved 😎 hai", "context": ["19 lakh people in Assam couldn't prove their citizenship as per NRC . Most of them , Hindus . Now , according to CAA those Hindus ( deemed to be refugees ) will get Indian citizenship . But how does it feel to be called a refugee in your own country ?", "@USER Wtf we need to give them all citizenship in first place ? Don't we have enough unemployment and crimes here to add more ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER it means you are mr popular of the twitter world #makesmesad", "context": ["That sad moment when you realise @USER has more twitter followers than you 😞 😞 😞", "@USER I don't know if this is a compliment or not ! 🙈 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm #offended that the left can still voice their opinions and inflict them on me .", "context": ["MSNBC Host Suggests Trump May Start Killing Journalists . ", "@USER @USER he doesn't have to kill them when he can destroy them with 160 characters ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well , this is a shocking tweet . I never thought in a million years that you , as the best Christian the world has ever seen and chosen by God , would ever diss a Christian publication . Wow , was I wrong . #ImpeachAndRemove", "context": ["A far left magazine , or very “ progressive , ” as some would call it , which has been doing poorly and hasn ’ t been involved with the Billy Graham family for many years , Christianity Today , knows nothing about reading a perfect transcript of a routine phone call and would rather ...", "... have a Radical Left nonbeliever , who wants to take your religion & your guns , than Donald Trump as your President . No President has done more for the Evangelical community , and it ’ s not even close . You ’ ll not get anything from those Dems on stage . I won ’ t be reading ET again !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER lol only #eejits if they disagree with your views peeps ... can't get more prejudice than that ___", "context": ["The Idiot Brotherhood is everywhere . Worst of all , they don't even know they are members .", "@USER insane ignorants , filled with hate towards other religions & sects instead of bad people ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Short selling should be illegal because only then can the market be forced up forever . ( And maybe not even then ) ", "context": ["Like receiving payments upfront for goods / services delivered in the future , @USER ? Because that is the commercial definition of short-selling . Such as an airline selling advanced-purchase fares , or an automaker selling ... Full Self Driving capability . Also short-selling . $ TSLA ", "@USER @USER I ’ m still looking for clarification . WHY should short selling be illegal ? And if you ’ re the champion of ending short selling 1 ) why issue convertible debt , and 2 ) why borrow against 40 % of your shares ( while also being the largest shareholder ) ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Mormons believe their leaders & worthy members are able to discern if someone is deceiving them . ", "context": ["The infamous Mormon Power of Discernment ™ by position . 😂 ", "@USER explain to this never mo what discernment is"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A guy with this profile picture just said someone else should retire . ", "context": ["@USER @USER Here is a fascinating piece on Biden's stutter since he was a child . Well worth the read ", "@USER @USER @USER lol , definitely not worth the read . we don't need any more info on him . he sucks and he should retire ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Being part Irish I'd like to find one of these signs . #history", "context": ["Irish who understand their history stand with immigrants rights and dignity - ", "@USER before people attack immigrants they'd do well to remember signs like these "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER it's the liberal terrorist loving left that are the most hateful and intolerant .", "context": ["UPDATE : I'm withdrawing as host of the @USER Programme Awards . Full statement on my Facebook page : ", "@USER @USER such an intolerant country we live in , made intolerable by these extreme left , country-destroying children"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You mean , the GUARDIAN is INTENTIONALLY MISREPRESENTING AN ISSUE ... for CLICKS ? ? ?", "context": ["This tweet annoys me more than it should . ", "\" Half the population , \" except for the 44.4 % of registered voters who didn't vote , the third-party voters , and the unregistered . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Which of the risible opposition represent the majority ? Scotland hasn't voted Tory for \" a generation \" Labour ? :/", "context": ["A Tory hard #Brexit is not the only choice . Theresa May must listen to the people of Scotland who voted to remain w … ", "@USER when will you acknowledge that you only speak for your party and not the people of Scotland . You represent a minority of Scots"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Are we still talking to the broad married to the #Dotard that mocked , publicly on Twitter , a 13 year old girl from Sweden ? ? I just want to make sure ... ? ? ! ! #KarmaIsABitch #DoYouLikeApples", "context": ["A minor child deserves privacy and should be kept out of politics . Pamela Karlan , you should be ashamed of your very angry and obviously biased public pandering , and using a child to do it .", "@USER Pamela Karlan has no children of her own . Therefore this mean & nasty woman does not have the compassion or intelligence to comprehend how horribly wrong she was to attack Barron . Nor will she have the common sense to apologize . Her hatred and ignorance consumes her . #BeBest"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "3 / And on a rather specific question of interest that Naftohaz will receive on the $ 2.9 bn in funds received from Russia . ( A conversation so specific that could well look like a leaked tape tbh ) . Nothing on the much-debated mystery of UAH strength , and rightly so .", "context": ["1 / Unsurprisingly , Zelensky does not accept Honcharuk ’ s resignation . Yet a very interesting meeting , in which Zelensky - unshaven , w / o a tie , and visibly exhausted - is seriously telling off Honcharuk on a long list of faults of his govt . ", "2 / In particular on Honcharuk ’ s relationship with the parliamentary committees , effectiveness of his government ( highlighting MinEcon , Min of Culture and M . Of Veterans ) , question of salaries for ministers and senior management ( to tell them to curb their appetites ) .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER All I tweeted was and he blocked me lol \" So fragile \" x100 lol", "context": ["A guy on YouTube just posted a literally 40 minute rant video about a year old opinion piece because I blocked him on Twitter .", "@USER You blocked him for asking a question ? And you're saying he's fragile ? Jesus the hypocrisy is strong here lads ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" Urdu nahi ati thi lekin Urdu ko qoumi zaban banaya \" . Bhutto sharab peeta tha is liye sharab ko ban karwaya !", "context": ["سرسید کیمطابق ملکہ وکٹوریہ کا اشتہارخدا کے الحام سے جاری ہوا - ( معاذاللہ ): سرسید بالکل بہرا گۓ تھے ۔ مجیب الرحمان … ", "@USER یار تیری لڑائی شامی صاب نال اے ۔ سر سید نوں وچ ایویں رغڑی جا ریا ایں ؟"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the credibility of #science is bolstered by the tech you will use to post your next tweet . Oh the of #flatearth", "context": ["facts are hard for #flatearth so just claim #bullocks because that's rational ", "@USER Many people would be embarrassed that they believe what nasa programs them to think but you seem to be proud UR brainwashed ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER gosh I don't look like her ? I thought I did . 😒 I look absolutely nothing like here , duh . That's why it's funny .", "context": ["This is the second time I've been mistaken for Erykah Badu at an airport in the South . 😂", "@USER Erykha is beautiful so it is a compliment . Though you don't look like her , lol #WeAllLookAlike"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL .. that tired old photoshopped pic of Byrd in KKK garb AGAIN", "context": ["You and the other marks are lucky you still have pants , Walsh . The grownups tried to warn you . #PrayForImpeachment ", "@USER @USER @USER You're such a partisan hack and your profile photo is epic fail . Pander harder , idiot ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER All both teams had to do was run the ball to win", "context": ["\" I'm past it , but I'm not over it . I don't think I'll ever be and that's a good thing . \" Dan Quinn on #SB51 : … ", "@USER Dan Quinn lost 2 heartbreaking Superbowls vs the Patriots haha SB 49 AND 51 ... ouch"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m sure your sympathies will go a long way", "context": ["Devastated at the terrible news of the loss of another volunteer firefighter and two others injured near Jingellic in southern NSW where a truck has rolled over . In a separate vehicle another firefighter has been injured .", "This is awful news for the families and our sympathies are with them . These are testing times . We are so grateful for the courage and dedication of our firefighters ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" Those people I don't like espouse everything bad I see in myself and are evil . Also is what I do to my shirts . \"", "context": ["This is truly terrible advice about what to tell someone who is interested in the Classics . ", "@USER problem is that author conflates race and culture . Which is what the alt-right does as well ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think you mean \" concisely and correctly \" . Kind of important when your criticizing another's literacy .", "context": ["Donald Trump clearly \" likes reading books \" if they're about him ", "@USER That's a lie ! If he read more , he could speak more consise & correct ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Because Flynn lied to Pence . DJT can't stand a liar .", "context": ["\" I would've directed him to do it if he wasn't doing it \" - Trump on Flynn talking to Russia about sanctions", "@USER then why did he ask for his resignation ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Oh whoops its and #notsarcasm This tweet is sure to piss them off : \" The [ ] tag is often abused and added to non-sarcastic tweets \"", "context": ["\" It is equally impossible to feign or divulge irony . To a person who hasn't got it , it will remain a riddle even after it is openly confessed \" - Schlegel ", "Researchers have been building datasets of ironic and unironic speech ( to train Natural Language Processing algorithms ) by looking for the tag on reddit or the and #notsarcastic hashtags on twitter"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You were the one who warned me ( afterwards ) not to listen at the Dr _ Feel better & be careful ! _", "context": ["#GFSirens PSA : Never listen to an erotic ramble while cooking . Nothing says distracted like a 3 \" burn . It's not serious , but ow ! @USER", "@USER 💖 Didn't @USER warn us previously not to EVER listen to @USER while busy in the kitchen ( unless we're doin Gael , like )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I can't , the phone line is faulty again . But I can't book a technician online to fix it . I have to phone .", "context": ["@USER Still not had any upgrade . Pretty sure it's way past July 2015 now ... ", "@USER Sorry to hear that , if you can give the team a call on 150 they can check that out for you . ^ JF"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER He has a point ... but he's gone about it the wrong way . Like a bad Nazi .", "context": ["As a student of history , I feel it's important to impart a piece of information I learned in the course of my studies : The Nazis were bad", "I'll be honest . I didn't think a \" Nazis were bad \" tweet would lead to me being lectured . I was , of course , mistaken "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "... just like Trump supporters are upset the new coastal tech order is disrupting their livelihoods . Now you have something in common", "context": ["Trump is disrupting politics more than any current tech company is disrupting their industry , isn't that what Silicon Valley is all about ?", "@USER Maybe they're upset that they're the ones getting disrupted this time"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He's a misinformed idiot . Righties like him are why the term \" fake news \" was created .", "context": ["Why are they protesting Milo , a gay Jew ? That's both homophobic and anti-Semitic . #MiloYiannopoulos #Berkeley #Milo", "@USER @USER I never even get to know why he is controversial , just that the left goes nuts . Love this guy"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" so I'm going to tweet that from my $ 700 phone just so you know I hate capitalism \"", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER so should we just accept the fact that minimum wage hasn't increased relative to the productivity ?", "@USER @USER @USER we already have a market that steals from people . #RESISTCAPITALISM "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER watching over and over , can't help but wish he hit you harder , might've knocked some sense into you .", "context": ["But that wouldn't make a good story would it . FairPlay to Lincoln . They where well organised and that's Cup football . Good luck in nxt rd .", "@USER joey Barton getting an elbow but this won't get any coverage "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Probably . There are some \" very fine people \" who run over people they hate . Don't judge them all .", "context": ["Police say an Iowa woman intentionally “ ran over ” a middle schooler with her car because she was \" Mexican \" ", "@USER Will she also be described as a good ' Christian ' ? SMH !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The amount of violence in that tweet ... much ?", "context": ["Lutyens Media is supporting violence , trying to create a victimhood narrative for the rioters and radical anarchists They are dishonest , biased , and untrustworthy These violent events have exposed them for what they are : very reason citizens have lost trust in them ! Shame !", "@USER Which Media ? Can you name any one ? You have a jaundiced eye as always . Better get yourself treated . Or is it expecting too much ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER grab a hankie and grow a pair ... oh wait !", "context": ["\" I've seen America fall down , \" one woman said , \" and a big part of Trump that appealed to me was his business plan \" ", "A female Hillary Clinton supporter on Trump's victory : “ I underestimated the level of misogyny in the country . \" … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I think you're not clear on what means . Shortcut : Compare your media w / mine . ___", "context": ["@USER I feel safe , w / the internets btwn me & your hate , bigotry . I reply in order to get these on your TL : ❄ ️ ❄ ️ ❄ ️ ❄ ️ ❄ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ .", "@USER My hate and bigotry ? Ah , the irony ! Stay safe , snowflake ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER bizarre especially when we're in countries that basically taught the USA all they know ...", "context": ["One reason I despair at UK is how we get all agitated about what's going down in the states and totally ignore / are oblivious to issues here", "@USER @USER Same here with France , most of my feed is USA obsessed right now , and I'm like , maybe we should take a look at ourselves ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the shame is that he wouldn't answer them because i guess we can't learn from our past but just forget it & move on .", "context": ["#BernieSanders Voters & Volunteers - If you could ask 1 question about the #Bernie2016 campaign and get an honest response what would it be ?", "@USER how can you roll in Qs bout #electionfraud , #wikileaks , #DNCLeaks , HRC endorsement , & stolen primary into one question ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You're just another uneducated science denier who relies on the products of science to spread your dishonest message .", "context": ["Tokyo hit by first November snow in 54 years ", "@USER @USER Can't use Global Warming for this one ... you'll have to use the rebranded version of Climate Change ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It saves on paper towels or electricity from the dryer . Not as much water to dry . #trump should look at the positives .", "context": ["Watch and listen to this guy talk . Even a layperson can recognize that Trump is mentally incompetent and shouldn't be allowed to drive much less make decisions that affect the lives of millions . ", "@USER @USER Perhaps it takes him 10-15 flushes to get all those hamberders down ... @USER should be ashamed of themselves . Of all the possible nominees , they chose the one with ZERO political experience , ZERO knowledge of our constitution and history , and ZERO concern for anyone but himself ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ha , I just found that out from @USER . My son has a pretty impressive cross face , right ? . Ah , . Lol .", "context": ["Was told give my son an \" American \" name so that he'd have more opportunities in life . We named him Vihaan . … ", "@USER ... that's also Finnish for \" I hate \" . Which , admittedly , he kinda looks like ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Actually you could have rebooted mash during the first iraq war and have the docs and the unit going from hot spot to hot spot ... and still be relevant with today's conflicts ... #missedoppurtunity", "context": ["Are you looking forward to this reboot , friends ? What are your favorite memories from ' Saved By The Bell ' ? ", "@USER I hate all reboots ! They are pretty much all trash . They are pure cash grabs suckering people by cheap nostalgia . Why not reboot MASH ? The show went on 8 years longer than the underlying war , why not just keep it going ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Throws stones in glass houses . Wonders why there's broken glass ...", "context": ["@USER @USER Sorry cuck , conservatives don't riot , burn down cities , harass passengers , and call POTUS Hitler . Only leftists do .", "@USER your 2nd word to me is name-calling . and the rest labels millions of ppl . how on earth am i supposed to take you seriously ? ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER sadly true . It's only words in a song though hey ...", "context": ["Beating a person because he voted for a candidate you don't like ? What a peaceful #TrumpProtest People are just exe … ", "@USER @USER the land of the brave and home of the free .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER With 1 day left in 2016 , this 1 tweet has just destroyed my entire life for #2017 ... the is hard , #LifeIsCrap _", "context": ["@USER did you discontinue the 7x7 life is crap calendar ? All i can find is 12x12 . Thats too big , i need thi … ", "@USER sorry . No mini for 2017 . We have lots of other options though . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Rose is a top 5 , male or female , technical fighter . The first round & half against JA was a masterclass in distance control , movement , and jab utilization . Her mental state outside the cage is irrelevant ; not everyone had an immaculate upbringing as u did", "context": ["Rose Namajunas vs . Jessica Andrade 2 is close to being finalized for UFC 249 on April 18 in Brooklyn , according to multiple sources .", "@USER Am I the only one annoyed by Rose . I just don ’ t like her at all . #SorryNotSorry"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The Brexpress probably thought his forename was foreign", "context": ["Proud that is today in both the Express ( three times ! ) and Financial Times . It's a curious mix , but I live to serve .", "@USER I am sure the Brexpress report is glowing . ( Like the embers of a book-burning ) ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hahaha is that all you have ? You sound salty ? What's it like to be pro-refugees but end up killing them ? #accidentshappen", "context": ["I Am Ashamed to Be Australian when I see the virtue signalling LWNJ twits whinging on Twitter ... It's a great laugh though ...", "@USER Nah mate Tweeting from my office Taking a break from dealing with arseholes Mum fed you yet ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER @USER Yep . The first casualties from a dollar crash would be Trump voters", "context": ["If you're gonna complain about rising food prices , please make clear which way you voted in the referendum , so I know whether to laugh", "@USER @USER @USER if Trump wins , the same sentiment could be aimed at Trump voters as he destroys the country"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And #America'ns are getting more popular by the day .", "context": ["General Qassem Soleimani has killed or badly wounded thousands of Americans over an extended period of time , and was plotting to kill many more ... but got caught ! He was directly and indirectly responsible for the death of millions of people , including the recent large number ...", "@USER Well , American lives are worthless to the vast majority of the people on earth now . Congratulations !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER keep telling yourself that next time you go to a casino", "context": ["Political genius JK Rowling backed Ed Miliband , Remain & Hillary . No wizard could concoct such a consistently unsuccessful formula .", "@USER @USER so is koch brothers so ? He has hubris she got what a lucky book deal of children genre look at her resume LOL"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER < But let's compare him to Hitler , yes , ' Lazy ' did you say ? @USER @USER", "context": ["Could be a world speed record for invoking Godwin's Law in a thread ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Lazy justification of Farage as being ' committed ' makes him ok ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER I'm in ! Let's craft ambiguous / biased questions , chose an unrepresentative sample and publish only what fits our views .", "context": ["And Clinton will beat Trump by a wide margin . Just all give us a break w / your f * cking 17 surveys a day . Talk about … ", "@USER @USER I'm thinking of publishing a ' survey ' on something or other fairly soon ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Free speech is only an issue when Don Cherry is on yhe wrong side of it , dontcha know ?", "context": ["“ A few individual parents angry with what I ’ m saying is understandable . But when a government agency formally and officially approaches you and your work , that is intimidating . ” Alberta's energy war room singles out climate campaigner #ableg #abpoli ", "@USER @USER I mean this is exactly the situation free speech legislation addresses . But ok , maybe free speech is overrated ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER no , all our global issues have just surfaced in the last 3 years .", "context": ["I worked the Iran account for years at the NSC under two Presidents . I ’ m honestly terrified right now that we don ’ t have a functioning national security process to evaluate options and prepare for contingencies . God help us .", "@USER I wonder if you realize that you and everyone who worked with you including the previous President are the ones who created this situation ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yet you have a cartoon as a bio pic , seemingly for levity ...", "context": ["I can't wait until Jill Stein ' s time of the month is done and #Recount2016 can be over .", "@USER u say many reasonable things & then something as empty as this & it confirms what leftists say about us being childish"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They said love not like it is , completely different . ", "context": ["Wow , way to copy my friend @USER you asshats , delete this . ", "@USER It ’ s funny cuz they retweeted mine then immediately tweeted that but tbh if this helps spread some Star Wars positivity then we about it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ifYer worthy of pity it's cuz U've spent hella time defending whitey while callin Kweli coon", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER again ... not me tellin U - it's 400 + years of precedent & history", "@USER @USER @USER Save your bizarre Marxist / postmodernist / relativist pity . I don't need or want it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And the third thing is that too many Americans don ’ t get it , and just angrily spin and deflect and make assumptions ( like in this tweet ) . #cdnpoli #G7 #humor", "context": ["Notice anything distinct about the Canadian team compared with the American one ? I spot at least two things . #cdnpoli ", "@USER @USER The Canadians have quota girls and token diversity . Basically , the best people for the job are not there ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but you ’ ve got to admit it ’ s ridiculous that this wasn ’ t 15 for unsportsmanlike", "context": ["Bama fans saying the refs cost them is the most ironic thing ever . ", "@USER @USER You are reaching hard as hell saying that Pickens did less"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I know . I mean ... it would have been more convenient to find out she's a racist bully after the ppv . #racism ruins everything . #HardToKill", "context": ["I don ’ t think people are gonna let go of the fact that Tessa is champ now . It ’ s like what happened w Hulk Hogan .. Some will forgive , some will forget , but a majority will always hold a grudge . Thoughts ? #HardToKill ", "@USER This is a really major step forward in wrestling by having a Woman win the Men's Main Heavyweight Title . It's just a shame the story about Tessa came out when it did because it has tarnished the whole thing . I'm glad the story came out because it needed to but the timing is bad ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The same @USER that hasn ’ t joined the 21st century when it comes to tickets ? Color me shocked .", "context": ["Yes , the upgrades to the #BWI Airport Station were needed - but a leaky roof ? No wi-fi in 2019 ? @USER ", "@USER ‘ The MTA “ does not offer wi-fi service at any MARC stations , ” Battisti said in an email in response to the passengers ’ criticism . ’ 🙄 Cellular coverage is so bad at the rail station that Wi-Fi is very important for lots of people . Frustrating that they ’ re not even considering it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah I thought you had it together today @USER ! But sadly no ... apparently coordinating with Amtrak is too difficult . And so once again we are late . Then again , it ’ s snowing . And we all know it ’ s very difficult to make things work when it snows .", "context": ["Well good morning @USER and happy Monday ! It ’ s 5:46 am and we are already off schedule . Let ’ s see if you can pull it together for ONE ride this week shall we ? #thisiswhypeopledrive #mbtaisafailure", "So we are 45 minutes late . At my current hourly rate that ’ s $ 60 . Plus the $ 10.50 for the ticket to get to Boston at 6:23 am which did not occur . Who at @USER will be working on my refund ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You Must Be a Big Fan of Roland Freisler . He Viewed His Political Opponents as Malignant Trolls , too . #Democrats #NatlSocAmerWorkersParty #SiegObama Parnas", "context": ["Senators are required to be present for the duration of an impeachment trial . So by holding on to the impeachment articles for so long , Speaker Pelosi is rigging the Iowa caucuses for Biden . Once again , the Democrat Party establishment is trying to sideline Bernie Sanders .", "@USER House Speaker , Nancy Pelosi , has bigger fish to fry . We'll get to your crimes with Lev Parnas soon enough ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Great questions . You're the only one on my timeline asking them .", "context": ["Just saw the harrowing footage of the Russian Ambassador being shot . Why didn't he have bodyguards ? Or was his shooter supposed to be one ?", "He was just standing around making a speech for the next 30 seconds . Why wasn't he taken down immediately ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yawn ... why are progressives always living in the past ?", "context": ["As Trump rails against unnamed sources today , his own White House briefed reporters this morning — on the condition … ", "Trump this morning : there should be no unnamed sources . Speaking of unnamed ‘ sources ’ ... "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I need help . Not next week , or next year at this rate ( note the and obvious #eyeroll ) . You're one of the biggest #companies in the world . SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 1,000 customer service reps to service 60 countries at 10,000 calls a week ( 2011 stats ) , and today's ...", "context": ["@USER @USER BE ADVISED , #RANT #THREAD AHEAD ... Don't take it personal , I'm a little #cranky .. So I've been trying to get in touch with Google Support since last week . Just today I sat on the phone , on hold , for 30 minutes , and was disconnected ... THREE TIMES .", "That's 1.5 hours of time time , I can't get back . God bless you poor souls with more patience than I , to sit on hold for hour after hour . \" We record our calls for security and training purposes \" What calls ? Are they actually getting through ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER sorry , but I couldn't help to notice that U felt the right to validate his belonging to US", "context": ["To the dude who said I don't belong in America , I started a fundraising page for Syrian Refugees in your name . … ", "@USER @USER I think you belong in this country . However , we also need a stronger vetting process . It's not hate , common sense"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER They smashed windows of companies who supported Hillary , lol .", "context": ["I wonder if they realize that smashing windows won't change anything ? ", "@USER @USER THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The is that I deleted my first , #GrammaticallyIncorrect , response . #TooGoodToBeTrue", "context": ["So the highly unqualified @USER has become the education secretary : ", "@USER @USER @USER that has got to be photoshopped . It's too perfect not to be ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER One of the relocated BC town deer recently ended up in an Idaho bar and was quite aggressive .", "context": ["Ungulates are falling from the heavens in Idaho @USER . Must be a great wildlife funding model you have go … ", "@USER @USER given its politeness , probably migrated down from Canada before we were all anti-immigrant ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER What about all those Trumpkins who gave Michelle Obama hell for stating Beyonce was a role model ? Sad ! #doublestandard", "context": ["@USER reminds me of that time the PE of the US met with ( gulp ) Kanye West and discuss \" life \" - WTF ", "I saw nothing wrong Kayne and Trump meeting , two smart guys who want what's best for the country . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm just doing the best I can over here . Nothing special tbh . It's been really fun lol", "context": ["Me : hey fam , I ’ m getting married on “ insert date ” can y ’ all come ? Family : not a single reply . Why do I even bother", "@USER ugh hate that for you , but <3 you and proud as hell of you being confident in what you believe in . you're my hero"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I look forward to the eventual annual Tubies Awards livestream .", "context": ["who has ever cared about y * utube r * wind .", "@USER Back when YouTube was beginning it was a cool giveback to the community to do a super polished high production value video with YT talent . Not the same now . The better move for them would be to do like 5-6 of them in several categories to give that shine ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I was just about to type the same until I saw your comment . Hopefully someone can answer that ! !", "context": ["A Wisconsin teenager is facing life in prison after admitting to killing an accused pedophile who allegedly abused her and sold her to other men for sex . ", "@USER The white girl in Indiana who killed 3 kids with her car got 4 years ... wonder what the difference is ? 🤔"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER we wouldn't mind but he's dancing to the song ' some say the devil is dead '", "context": ["Well , as luck would have it , I ALREADY despised Flatley ! #GomOfTheDance", "@USER @USER begorrah and the blessings of a thousand donkeys on ye , but what did he do now ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER from people who won't move a mile to find work", "context": ["It's amusing reading the comments and also sad seeing some of the hatred pouring out in response to tonight's #Panorama #ImmigrationTown", "@USER But of course . It's the human condition to pick apart \" outsiders . \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Person in favour of Boris Johnson complaining of people who talk down to folk !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Muslims don ’ t care about the word Christmas but Bigots can ’ t stand the word Muslims .", "@USER @USER @USER The issue with Islam seems to be taking the same path as Brexit People from the left or the so called liberals talking down to the people of Britain lecturing them on what they know or don't We know Islam is not here for integration , Islam doesn't do integration , it does control"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So kind what your lib buddies did to your store in D . C . huh ? ? #hilarious", "context": ["My @USER ☕ ️ order was paid for by the 🚗 in front of me in the drive-thru . He had a big order , he felt bad I had to wait #payitforward 😊", "@USER A little act of kindness always goes a long way . 💚"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER what does that mean though ? Most who do the work survived and thrived despite their family experience", "context": ["Absolutely and be as sure as we can be that what we have on offer will be better long term than what we are trying … ", "@USER @USER that's why we learn to balance harms & use evidence , the hard & the necessary ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER omg peopld who dont support uniform civil code in india to empower Muslim women are posting such thing ?", "context": ["The previous ^ ^ picture with women was real . Here is a fake one where men are making decisions about women's bodies : ", "Two more fake pictures of men deciding women's rights & life choices . COMPLETELY FAKE . Women need to stop being whi … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lol true that ! :D All want to fight corruption and bring accountability but none wants to initiate the actions !", "context": ["@USER Well the suggestion to taxing donation is brilliant ! Wondering whether such a move will happen or not . … ", "@USER It reminds me of the incident when Indira Gandhi when suggested same thing said , \" Congress ko elections nai ladne ? \" ;) :D"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Stanley museum ? Is that against NCAA rules to name a building after a current student / athlete ? ? Better ask @USER this question", "context": ["Hey Iowa City peeps : What is the university building south of the university library ?", "@USER That ’ s already done . Just checked the website and its actually the new Stanley Museum . They just posted multiple pics to show progress including one where is was just the open hole for the foundation ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I have to say ... Every time I saw on talking about being around ' flippers ' for most of his life and how maybe it should be illegal , I couldn't help hear & crack up about the 🚔 sirens getting louder in the background 😁 😄 😂 ", "context": [". @USER on what to expect from President @USER in Pennsylvania tonight ⬇ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Why has Trump failed on every promise ? Republicans call it “ draining the swamp . ” It ’ s the opposite . Trump sets a record for hiring lobbyists . The swamp is teeming more than ever . The whole Republican Party has turned into fraudsters like liar Trump . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Appointee are worse . The chair of the Ontario Human Rights Commission blocked me after 2 or3 critical tweets .", "context": ["Please let Ontario Minister know what you think about his efforts to block the truth about carbon tax #onpoli ", "@USER I've been blocked months ago . Arrogance of Cdn Pols is not exclusive to Left - most pols consider selves … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I believe in one of your tweets you blame \" ' the left ' for hatred being directed at trump . \"", "context": ["This is the moment Milo Yiannopoulos is challenged on @USER headlines and so-called “ post-truth politics . ” ", ". @USER @USER ' Should Steve Bannon care that people are offended ? ' ' No . ' "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh no , one kid at one school did something racist . This must mean that racism is taught in schools . ", "context": ["I ’ m sorry from the bottom of my heart . ", "@USER Girl ... what are they teaching the girls in US ? Are you telling me at 16 this lady didn ’ t know what racism was ? ? ? I ’ m so confused"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Using a symbol that Iranian women reject is so smart , btw ...", "context": ["\" No idea what it is . \" \" It ’ s kind of offensive . \" Some women in this Rust Belt town shrugged off the Women's March . ", "@USER @USER we made them wear hijabs ? LOL ! They are able to wear whatever they like . That is the point freedom . #RESISTANCE"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ... Only you & I know . If you send me £ 10 I can send #MarkFrancois ’ s used Y-Fronts . You can use the stains to decode the #EU-Lizard People cabal ’ s evil plans . I will accept postal orders . #charlatans", "context": ["📺 | Mark Francois announces the Big Ben crowdfunder will be launched tomorrow : \" Because we leave at a specific time , we'll need to look to a clock . It seems inconceivable to me that that clock should be any other than the most iconic timepiece in the world , which is Big Ben ! \" ", "@USER For all #Leavers saying it ’ s a plot to stop the #bigbenbongs , it ’ s worse . It ’ s a conspiracy by the Lizard People of Epsilon 9 who secretly invaded the UK in 1945 & began their campaign to push us to become part of a Federal State of Europe under the yoke of the Germans & French ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Anyone would think that the whole anti-Semitism in thing was all made up just to discredit .", "context": ["Good morning John . Did you see that Labour has several Jewish MPs ? I'm not sure how many - at least 4 . I see that you have commiserated with the Jewish MPs Labour has lost , will be congratulating the ones who've won ? @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I notice that Gateshead , a constituency with the second largest Jewish population outside of London , voted labour . I notice Putney also voted labour . How can this be if labour are institutionally anti-Semitic ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER haha _ that proper made me laugh because its actually his fans who who are the problem lol", "context": ["Also going to mute a lot of f1 tweeters I'm totally serious about taking a sabbatical from the sport I just don't love it anymore #wonderwhy", "@USER Because Jenson has left now ? That must be why !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER exactly again the left says we should be inclusive but supports the least inclusive groups", "context": [". @USER is nothing more then a estb . liberal crap rag . No one cares what they call for . ", "@USER @USER @USER when are they going to call on Muslims to recognize the right for Christians to exist"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That's rich coming from someone who has Trumps notifications on to troll his every tweet Angie . #hypocrisy #FakeActor #PaidTroll", "context": ["Why did Nervous Nancy allow corrupt politician Shifty Schiff to lie before Congress ? He must be a Witness , and so should she !", "@USER The majority of Americans stand with Trump's impeachment . Raise your hand if you're one of them ! 🖐 🏼 🖐 🏽 🖐"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER awww ... such an enlightened statement filled with so many recorded facts and historic evidences ... for #ignorance", "context": ["@USER @USER Calling \" Questions without answers \" a CONSPIRACY THEORY - Easy way of Limited-Educated ppl ", "@USER I am glad you do the research . One day you will find the diff b / w consp and truth . Every 1 who found truth walked this road 👍 🏻"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER hahaha even better , link says a phone mast is down in my area so reception / signal may be hit an miss , it's never been so strong", "context": ["@USER u carried out any work in the WA8 area . ? Not been able to get signal in my house for 8yrs but last 2 days msg's are sending #progress", "@USER Hi Paul , that's not good , everything looks okay , please see if these steps help ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good choice Barcelona , not a single problem there ...", "context": ["This is a very dark day for the UK , which I fear will not exist for very much longer . For myself , I am glad that I left when I did . Then I look at my coffee cup , which was a gift from my students . 1 /", "@USER I fear how this may translate into the US elections next year . If the racist pig wins , @USER and I may consider moving to Barcelona !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER likewise . It's like it's not Karanka's fault , it's ours for being negative", "context": ["Hull , Sunderland & Watford all showing the benefit of a having a go & scoring goals . Take note Karanka , draws are death #boro #borolive", "@USER careful , I've been saying that all season and getting abuse for it #borolive #UTB"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #Plagiarism to boot 😋 In all seriousness #HRH has been a lifelong #Indomitable", "context": ["@USER To save you all the bother : indomitable / ɪnˈdɒmɪtəb ( ə ) l / adjective impossible to subdue or defeat . \" a woman of indomitable spirit \"", "@USER @USER The definition was c & p from google mate , I ’ m sure you can make the distinction !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" we call them racists \" .. let that sink in for just a moment .", "context": ["3 hours after discovering Philadelphia Jewish cemetery was vandalized . Muslims arrived to show solidarity & repair … ", "@USER The people on the right don't want to hear it They think you are all terrorists yet somehow get upset when we call them racists"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Proving the point that hate is a problem for you and those like you who see no problem with hate speech out of the mouths of Dem House Reps ...", "context": ["Heartbroken and deeply disturbed by the stabbing in Monsey and the many recent anti-Semitic attacks in the NY metro area , especially during this holiday season . We must condemn and confront anti-Semitism and all forms of bigotry and hate wherever & whenever we see them .", "@USER Perhaps we will believe you if you call out Tlaib and Omar . We ’ re still waiting ... otherwise it ’ s just hot air ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I did say so far thanks for belittling my post you're truly a great progressive", "context": ["After reading this excellent piece it really says it all . From those that say all lives matter to look what happened to South Africa & Zimbabwe really this is the best article I've ever read so far in 2020 . We need more Heather Heyer & @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER The best article in 2020 ? It ’ s January 9th ! I am sure it ’ s good , and will read it ... but the praise did make me laugh . But thanks for the heads up ! 👍"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER For the record , I like you , and Jessica , and and myself ... A LOT , but it's a shame that any of us got mixed up with Jmac & Harvest . We can't judge their actions in 2003 against the backdrop of 2019 . We all thought James was great back then .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I don't think they're scammers . What they do appears legal and legit , though certainly interpreting the law to their greatest advantage . And the 2018 court ruling seems to indicate that when challenged in court , judges may not interpret the law so favorably to HL .", "@USER @USER @USER For the record , tho , I love Hobby Lobby . It's a shame the Greens ever got mixed up with JMac & Harvest ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Politics of envy and blaming others is essential for capitalism and #Brexit . I realised today that the very thing that #BrexitParty members want , controlled immigration , is exactly what #Brexit will destroy . EU citizens will leave or not come , encouraging everyone else .", "context": ["I joked with a mate about how slipping sodium pentothal ( truth serum ) in Boris Johnson drink before the next debate would win it , but it wouldn't . He's said so many awful things & nothing changes . He could say \" Ruining the country helped me be PM : TOTALLY WORTH IT \" and be fine .", "@USER This is the utterly stunning video that Boris Johnson hoped and prayed you would never see . Remember his words : “ Inequality is essential . ” This should finish him . #GE2019 #SackJohnsonSaveBritain "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and by her I mean Ressa who's acting like she's not doing the same thing .", "context": ["No other host country has been nominated and the award itself is not even part of the awards list . ", "@USER how is this any different from yellows and sympathetic local and foreign groups giving each other awards ? kayo kayo lang din lahat naglolokohan . 🙄"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER but she wasn't wrong , AND she didn't have incorrect grammar . You just forgot that Obama isn't white", "context": [". @USER has now won more votes than any white male President or presidential candidate in all of American … ", "@USER @USER @USER ok just checking if she knew she was wrong , or just bad grammar ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes , thank you Rudy . Hope you exposed the ugliness and darkness of the swamp while in Ukraine spending your Russian retainer . Light up the darkness riding in russian military planes .", "context": ["Connect with me on my Facebook Page . More to come on my investigation , soon ! ", "@USER Be careful Mr . G . Thank you for all you ’ re doing to expose the ugliness and darkness of the swamp ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Sounds like Trump is trying to win the votes of the millions of undocumented people , that voted illegally , in the last election .", "context": ["The pastor of a Miami megachurch that will host Trump at a rally this week is guaranteeing that parishioners who entered the US illegally won ’ t be at risk of deportation if they attend ... ", "Trump will stop ICE to appear as the Savior of the poor in this million-dollar megachurch while everyone prays for Trump and his forgiving heart . It's madness ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Love all the Trump supporters acting repulsed by trashiness .", "context": ["Anything can happen . Find out what @USER has planned for @USER on #CNNNYE . Party starts live from … ", "@USER @USER @USER Griffin acts like a ho . I guess that sells !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you've got to love a UKIP supporter stating that you can't speak for Bitain because you have too much money .", "context": ["this woman LOST two of her babies . I don't care how much it cost us . ", "@USER you could always pay for it out of you own pocket . You don't speak for Britain"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So you hate your own creation ? You really thought through that one well", "context": ["Please tell me that you've seen mine and @USER poll , we've had an argument about this for over a year and we've actually got polls on this right now , it's legit , split down the middle ", "@USER It should be praised by God's , oh wait , GODS MADE THIS BRILLIANT IDEA ! ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER love seeing you , with no basic spelling or grammar skills , calling everyone idiots . @USER @USER", "context": ["Welcome to the United States , @USER Benjamin & Sara ! #ICYMI 🇺 🇸 🇮 🇱 Joint Press Conference : ", "@USER @USER QUICK ! DEFLECT YOUR CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIA BY SHIFTING TO ISRAEL !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER it's got a bloody stop button ! I was watching Mandela : Long road to Freedom", "context": ["@USER managed 7.2 k on treadmill bang on in accordance with VLM plan . Why is it so hard ? Can do it outside no problem !", "@USER @USER Yip , always wanna give up after 10min on the treadmill but can go miles outside !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I think its pretty funny he's talking about the fake news epidemic on a story about a rally organized by The Rebel", "context": ["MP @USER press release condemning CBC's @USER story at Rebel rally . Nothing about female reporter w … ", ". @USER For someone who calls people wimps , @USER sure needs a lot of help from his political buddies ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thats like trying to retaliate with an RPG attack and the rocket launcher blows up in your face", "context": ["L 👀 K's like the WORLD Needs more TERRORIST FUNERALS . 👍 Religion of peace can't even pull off a peaceful funeral . 56 dead . Hundreds injured at #Soleimani funeral stampede . ", "@USER @USER Lol the number was 35 earlier and the NYT had a headline something like : Funeral March first act of Retaliation And I had a hearty laugh since at that point 35 people already died XD idiots"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Homes where there will need to be private servers .", "context": ["Someone please tell me this article is satire . Please . ", "Can't wait to see Repubs justify all the time Trump spends at his golf course or the extra cost of Secret Service maintaining 2-3 homes ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Which , ironically , guarantees every player on the offense irrelevance in fantasy for the next two years . #Rams", "context": ["Did Blount just bump into and trash talk Fisher bc Fisher couldn't name a Patriots RB at the start of the week ? And he has 70 yds & a TD lol", "My team just extended a coach that knows less personnel than the average fantasy football player ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ITA but they all \" reclaim \" the term like we reclaimed \" deplorable \" . But the reasons are totally different .", "context": ["Another twisting of truth by libs : > DJT called one person nasty based on her actions alone > HRC called me & million … ", "@USER @USER it's not a stretch to say one of those women are nasty ! Probably not only one ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And there will no doubt be a chorus of outrage from the Western Civilisation crowd .", "context": ["Please listen in to the #auspol live podcast tomorrow at 3pm ( Syd time ) where @USER @USER joins me to wrap the #auspol year & week inc #medevac & more ! We may need more than an hour :-) Find us talking live here > ", "@USER @USER @USER ' Culcha ' is overrated according to Scott . Unless it's white supremacy culcha ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Please try and focus on the profit they can make by not cleaning it up . #WeAreScrewed", "context": ["Government proposes release of Fukushima water to sea or air ", "@USER @USER Sure why not , what will some more toxins in the air and water do to us ? Double whammy , kill of the sea life and the people around the sea . Elites way of WINNING . Death to the rest of us . Think I am joking around ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I agree - that's the ' policy ' of this gov't - do nothing & sooner or later things will change . No direction from gov't leaves a wild west of opportunity for making money AND losing money . Libs do not want to govern , let insolvency do the sorting , bankruptcy harms no-one .", "context": ["Lots of people asking me today how to channel despair about climate change into positive action . I have one simple suggestion : talk to someone who disagrees with you . Christmas breaks seem an ideal opportunity . Argue your case , and , also , listen . Make a connection #auspol", "@USER I ’ ve tried that with my father who was a maths teacher ( so understands statistics ) and has a science degree ( so understands scientific process and peer review ) but still thinks climate change is “ just a beat up by people trying to create fear and make money for themselves ” 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wow , you lost all that weight in ONE DAY ? ! ? ! #incredible #beast #wink ", "context": ["I ’ ve never shared my weight publicly but it ’ s time to come out of the shadows & into the light . If you think you can ’ t do it , you ’ re looking at the perfect picture of a recovering sad clown . If I can do this , so can you . #ISI #NoOYO #F3Nation My weight loss has been a 🎢 in ‘ 19 ", "@USER You got this brother , it can be done ! Get that Queen MORE under control . Here ’ s mine . We ’ re in this together ! #ISI "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Caesar was a fictional character lol . Also everyone ever born without a birth certificate ... clearly .", "context": ["The president of Brazil's Supreme Court says Netflix can show a comedy that depicts Jesus as gay after a lower court ordered the streaming service to remove the film , state news agency Agencia Brasil says ", "@USER Awwww they're going to let Netflix portray a fairytale character as whatever it wants ? Shocking ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh right Because 19 minutes after he won , they were talking about impeachment . Pardon my sarcasm .", "context": ["I am so tired of @USER and the MSM siding with the enemy . They appear to be on Iran ’ s side . They are against @USER & the American People . They will do anything to discredit President @USER . They are truly the enemies of the people . RT if you feel this way .", "@USER @USER @USER No they don ’ t . They question why Trump needed to start a war"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER most of trump's followers have been proven to be fake bots .", "context": ["Seeing all the anti-Trump hashtags and trends is like seeing a child throw a temper tantrum after mommy won't buy them a new toy they want .", "@USER @USER With all the computer generated accounts & liberals running social media I can't possibly take \" trends \" seriously ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sounds Like a Common If Not Standard Criticism of the Lincoln Administration #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["John Mulaney ’ s observation is evergreen : “ This guy being the president , it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital ... I have no idea what's going to happen next ... That's never happened before . No one knows what the horse is going to do next , least of all the horse . ”", "@USER @USER And the horse is panicking and crashing into things and smashing through things ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER they had to call in trash clean up so PROTESTERS TRaSH didnt pollute the drinking water", "context": ["We can't let #PollutingPruitt take over EPA . Email your senator now to block his nomination ! ", "@USER @USER remember when you didnt want Dakota access and left piles of trash by protests "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Pretty sure it wasn't his ' ilk ' burning down UC Berkeley and denying free speech . #BringMeSweetDeath", "context": ["We have a far right white supremacist fascist in the White House . His ilk run propaganda , strategy and national security . Worried yet ?", "Could be worse , it could have been Hillary . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "That s right depending on how things go , the #ACASignups guy might be among those losing coverage if the #ACA is repealed .", "context": ["#ACASignups MICHIGAN : Here's the 878,000 who could lose coverage post - #ACA repeal , BY COUNTY ( updated ): … ", "By the way , do you see the 33,311 exchange figure in Oakland County ? 3 of those may be my wife , son & I , depending on our income this year ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nope . The word you want is Supposed . Because English . #DumbRemarksOnTheInternet", "context": ["I feel pretty confident that Donald Trump would not know how to get into ( or out of ) rain boots .", "@USER Dumbest remark on the internet . Suppose to be funny ? NOT"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER this comment coming from a media following liberal sheep is hysterical ! WOW ! #liberalprojecting", "context": ["He literally said that the entire space back to the Washington Monument was full of people . It was not . ", "@USER They can say anything because their base has been trained to ignore evidence . This is just them telling the base they're WINNING"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "3/4 Yet , the most gifts I receive come from my family and it makes me anxious not being able to give back the perfect gift .", "context": ["1/4 Is it really THAT difficult to understand that rather to receiving gifts from the people , I prefer just hanging out with them .", "2/4 People close to me know that I hate the social norm to gift exchange and that I don't like \" having things \" ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We are not Born Sinners . We ought not accept something that is evidently false . \" Thou shall not worship false Gods \" - B Sigh", "context": ["My problem begins when one is converting other , religiously #MoreMisery", "Why would you tell someone that your God died for the sins of all ? What sins ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sadly , Prof Richardson Is Quite Insane and Desperate , Much Like the Democrats Who Created \" the Confederacy \" #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["@USER \" [ W ] hen you speak of us Republicans , you do so only to denounce us as reptiles \" - - A Lincoln , 1860 ", "@USER @USER Try reading historian Heather Cox Richardson's non-fiction book on how the Republican party changed in 150 years following Lincoln . \" To Make Men Free : A History of the Republican Party \" . It doesn't include what Trump & the current GOP in Congress have done to the party ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER therein lies the great Streep doesn't understand - Her side of politics doesn't allow differing opinions . #lwnj", "context": ["@USER Nothing Rita as I'm so disgusted in their attitude 2 WorkingClassPeople & I don't understand why celebrities think their 1/2", "@USER 2/2 opinion is more important than any1elses.TheyNo longer believe in Democratic Elections.Only their team can win #Communism"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Real question : Do you realize that this is a parody account mocking Spicer and the Trump admin ?", "context": ["People are saying @USER put whole #Russia thing to bed permanently @USER #TrumpPressConference today . Glad that's over … ", "@USER @USER Until you get stupid questions about it tomorrow LOL"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER But that movie is important in ths Tom Hanks is a satanic pedophile conspiracy !", "context": ["My mother's review of A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD : \" If people say they want good movies and they don't see this , don't come complaining to me . \"", "While there are factors that render the playing field less than level , in many cases we get the cinema we deserve . ( Y'ALL NEVER DESERVED JOE VS THE VOLCANO ! ! ! )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER right ? ! I am actually writing about Trump right now and that's to take my mind off Buchenwald .", "context": ["@USER part of my next novel takes place in Auschwitz - - trust me , this is nothing .", "@USER Oh , I know . Studied the Holocaust , had to suppress most of the details since then so I don't lose my freaking mind ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Says the dummy replying with a gif as well . ", "context": ["A merry Christmas to all , and to all a good night ! ", "@USER This is how a real president acts on a holiday . Thank you . I ’ m so sorry you got screwed over by Russia . You would have been a fantastic leader . Merry Christmas to you and yours ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER A very clever kind of . We know he believes some and not all , but can never pin him down on exactly what or how much .", "context": ["If you can stand it , really worth watching his mugging , preening , slippery little performance here . ", "I find the Yiannopoulos position here - essentially , it ’ s a joke but also absolutely not a joke - quite important in grasping alt-right ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "#GOPHate Said the #KKK WHITE SUPREMACIST w / a \" cartoon frog \" in her profile _ @USER @USER @USER ", "context": ["Hillary Clinton should absolutely not run for president in 2020 . And Democrats should stop her if she tries . … ", "@USER @USER Please let her run again ! I love watching her shameless attempts to stay relevant"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Remember this tweet . When the show airs you will see why it's funny .", "context": ["Going to be honest . This is not a fun day . #TheStrain #stunts", "@USER Hang in there . It has to be over eventually , even if you run into golden time ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER i saw Assamese people protesting against CAA in Goa . Asked why ? they say they cannot accept other people from outside in Assam . #destroyingGoanCulture #fakeprotest", "context": ["Heard many times ~ a picture is worth a 1000 words ! I shall allow these pics to speak for themselves , today . This incredible surge of people at our Peace & Progress March at #Jagiraod today conveys a lot . #AssamAlwaysAhead @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Please show the real pictures to central . No true Assamese is happy with #CAA . Do not you understand this will make th own people minority in its own land . Have some guts and show the real protest against the Act ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER , BREAKING NEWS ! @USER ' @USER releases scathing tweet critical of U . S . intelligence services ! #impotent", "context": ["Amazing battle for dominance is playing out between the elected US govt & the IC who consider themselves to be the ' permanent government ' .", "@USER please help TRUMP . Please help America . You've proven you know . Obama & Soros are evil . TRUMP is good , help him for the world"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh yes , more bullets would have definitely made everyone safer ! Everybody knows that it takes a GOOD third grader with a gun to stop a BAD third grader with a gun", "context": ["Let me guess : gun control is not the answer . 😑 Shooter opens fire in Georgia plant , wounding at least one worker via @USER", "@USER @USER Iffffff only there were good guys with guns to add to the flying bullets"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Also \" special \" , all those Trump voters in all those subsidized red states losing all their gov't benefits .", "context": ["Okay I'll make a deal with Liberals on the First Amendment . You can burn the American Flag but you have to burn your EBT card too !", "@USER @USER what's really ' special ' is when they find out a dead terrorist was milking our tax dollars for food stamps"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Saint Reagan “ s legacy . He was governor of California too ! A visionary ! 😉", "context": ["Because all the profit from that “ booming economy ” goes to like 5 Silicon Valley sociopaths while everyone else is working ever-longer hours for less and less money ? ", "@USER @USER This is what they call the \" trickle down economy \" isn't it ? Capitalist scum get rich , and the poor get poorer ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER replying to my tweet 18months later is about as timely as finding them closed by 3pm . #sanctimonious", "context": ["Buy local is the cry ... I would but when places like #BramptonsButchers in #Kemptown shut early how can you support them ?", "@USER find out when they're open and get there on time . It's worth it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Probably should have had my tag . Sec should be embarrassed by their officials overall it ’ s almost impressive how bad they are . With the high level of programs and hopes . Logically one would think they would push to have some of the best . Yet they suck .", "context": ["How did they not call a shooting fall . I thought sec wanted to get it right .", "@USER No way that ’ s true . I know what the announcers said , but their officials have continually been among the worst in sports . All sports ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Somethin about the Southern culture of independence & subsequent opposition to progress seem ironic . #hicks", "context": ["Obama talking about science , reason and evidence based decision making . Follow that reasoning and weed and psychedelics would be legal now .", "@USER in time Aubrey , in time . It's not crazy to think he knows this but didn't have the support / ability to move the needle further"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , their coverage of the girl ’ s u18 ( female world juniors equivalent ) was awe inspiring . #pathetic What do you think ?", "context": ["TSN , RDS , and Hockey Canada today announced a long-term media rights agreement that extends through the 2033-34 season , continuing our long-standing partnership that dates back to 1991 : #TSNHockey ", "@USER @USER @USER Hope you start doing better and show the female games ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The shallow relationship of a women needing attention from sexless men who only defend her in hopes of sexual favor .", "context": ["@USER I love how you had to run and pander to a bunch of white knights who all hope you'll throw them scraps of attention #Incels", "@USER i truly did , i obviously needed the backup . your wise words were too much to handle"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Did u skip that part in The Buybull Mr . Gantz about calling people fools ? Just reserved ur spot in hell .", "context": ["The trouble is , people born twice are so much more annoying the second time around :) ", "@USER Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the Glory of God , don ' … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I didn't know he hacked two little ethnic girls to death with machetes in Long Island ? Wow , thanks for letting me know !", "context": ["Video recordings obtained by The New York Times , which have not been shown publicly before , show confidential interviews with the Navy SEALs who accused Special Operations Chief Edward Gallagher of war crimes ", "@USER Gallagher complains that he can't get a job in the U . S . He should apply to the MS 13 gang . He's committed the same crimes they have ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Not surprisingly , you missed the point . Yet you feel comfortable calling anyone ( especially me ) an idiot ... __", "context": ["I like how you quoted my tweet so that nones of your followers could see it . 😉 👌 ", "@USER idiot . All they have to do is click it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yeah Nelle who was kissing up on Morgan ( kiss of death ? ) and lusting after Sonny . how awesome .", "context": ["@USER my friend made it . they were so sparkly . damn gh", "@USER they were now they're about to put him with Nelle who he no chemistry with"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ah yes , that great bastion of freedom , a work of satire by Machiavelli . You aren't supposed to actually follow that advice !", "context": ["COMING SUNDAY : How do we stop the endless wars ? Does the private sector hold the answer ? Blackwater founder and former U . S . Navy SEAL , Erik Prince , discusses how bureaucracy harms national security . Don't miss it ! @USER ", "@USER @USER \" Mercenaries and auxiliaries are useless and dangerous ; and if one holds his state based on these arms , he will stand neither firm nor safe ; for they are disunited , ambitious , and without discipline , unfaithful , valiant before friends , cowardly before enemies ... \" - Machiavelli"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'd hate to have a PM that needed to do something important ... 😉 #ReleaseTheRussiaReport ", "context": ["Boris Johnson faces calls to publish Russian interference report ", "@USER This report is from November . No action to date 🤬"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nice job winning ppl over . . Stop getting brainwashed like sheep by idiots like Michael Brooks and tyt and follow the example of Bernie and his campaign .", "context": ["Idk what the candidates will do , but I hope Bernie , Tulsi , and Yang supporters band together into a coalition . We all want the same thing , an outsider .", "@USER The only way this will happen is if Tulsi and yang drop out and immediately endorse Bernie and join him on the campaign trail as we approach the final stretch before Iowa ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sometimes I append the hashtag but I didn't think it was necessary this time ! Wrong again . . .", "context": ["Is @USER ( L ) any relation to the Rt Hon Rebecca Long-Bailey ? A stranger who would only give me his first name - - ' Sir Keir ' - - asked me recently on the train platform . But wouldn't it be great if the next @USER leader were kin to a radical intersectionalist poet ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Hehe , it ’ s so much fun to see responses on twitter from folks that have never experienced sarcasm , and / or facetiousness ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think you ’ re right . Anyone who wants to enjoy the benefits and perks should have to have blood tests to prove they ’ re Maori enough .", "context": ["Honestly I will never tire of Wellington progressive white dudes accusing Simon Bridges of being insufficiently Māori .", "@USER Simon Bridges is a plastic Maori and a uncle Tom ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER & aren't big banks the ones funding DAPL ? Just too much 4 my blood . Good luck w EC coup", "context": ["Freedom concert to take ratings away from #trumperdink Inauguration . Please sign and share #TheResistance ", "@USER @USER sorry but not going 2b a #soros @USER stooge . #TheResistance another #FalseFlag op "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Such a “ compelling argument ” from a “ highly intelligent ” being such as yourself . Must ’ ve taken all day to research and come up with how to respond in twitter ’ s character limits .", "context": ["Trump made a false or misleading statement every 39 seconds on average in his Iran address ", "@USER @USER Yes because you ’ ve been spamming it on MULTIPLE posts in rapid succession . That ’ s the definition of spam . Just like how ’ ve you been doing with this picture of you being marked as spam ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So if it's a two way street are some riding on the wrong side ? Its even more like the UK than I thought . 😂", "context": ["One minute of traffic in Amsterdam : what do you think ? ", "@USER Same as the UK ... 80 % of those cyclists not obeying the road signs and going the opposite direction of that arrow ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wow you don't say ? Did you read the tweet , I obviously called the number , it literally says \" called the help desk \" . Not only can you not help your customer but you also can't read #greatcustomerservice #topclass", "context": ["@USER nothing like paying my red card balance , the payment showing as posted but then its not available on my account . It's been a week since the payment ... call the helpdesk , they say to do a conference call with my bank but Target helpdesk drops off the call .", "@USER Thank you for reaching out , for all RedCard questions or concerns please contact the number listed on the back of your card . Have a great day !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Each side claims the other is \" thin-skinned \" & reactionary , & declares itself to be the true victim .", "context": ["It doesn't matter much whether or not the rhetoric is hateful - - if it appears to be , it will provoke reactions .", "@USER In our political climate , each ideology seems to presume hatred in each other one . That's worth pondering ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER please don't call your chihuahua \" bear \" and no I won't unless you want me to make fun of you your whole life", "context": ["And you better believe I ain't going to follow your little rat thing on Instagram #loveyoutho ", "@USER his future name is bear . And yes you will 💕 💕 💕"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Otherwise you fall on the short side of inequality , which is Totally Not a Problem ™ and certainly doesn't historically end with violent revolution", "context": ["Millions of tech-savvy intellectuals are using Blinkist to stay ahead of their peers , and on top of their fields .", "@USER Gotta “ keep ahead ” of those nasty peers . ( Ah , can I ask why ? Seriously . What happens if you don ’ t “ keep ahead ” ? I ’ m sincerely interested ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Good to receive your response . Mine was a , & its pity on us if our political veteran wishes Hillary just of gender", "context": ["Just from a gender perspectives ? No wonder ! We know that our leaders understanding is limited to gender , caste and … ", "@USER I will be happy Mukunda sir , if you will elaborate the wider prospects in world polity of this election . I know my limitations ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Andrew calls himself a \" PATRIOT \" but supports a puppet government engineered the Russians .", "context": ["I'm hearing the same thing : standard coffee chat is \" what's your line for resigning ? \" ", "@USER you'd hope so . Just another fake news story the media is trampling out and you believe it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Very true , they could just start charging for season passes and expansion packs like every other game . Great plan !", "context": ["It's time for the second winter sale - until December 25th at 10am , save 30 % on Infinity R & D Packs ! These packs can open into T6 Ships like the original Constitution class , the Discovery D7 and more ! ", "@USER Hey STO players , if you don ’ t wanna spend 445 dilithium per Zen , don ’ t indulge this corporate greed and never buy an Infinity R & D pack again !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes True , I rocked a mushroom cut for my parents and teachers in school . I guess They were seeing Jim Carrey in me . 🤣 🤣 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest1 How about a game of Truth or Dare ? Answer the question below , with a YES / NO . If no , then tell us the most ridiculous trend you've sported , WE DARE YA ! Use #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 eyebrow-raising answers wins a voucher worth Rs . 1000 ", "Hello Peeps , those who've said \" TRUTH \" - your question is \" Have you rocked the mushroom cut as a kid ? \" If you're answer is a NO , then tell us the most ridiculous trend you've sported using #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale WE DARE YA !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Bro your bio is literally hate comes with the success", "context": ["Truly appreciative @USER had one job and couldn ’ t do it right 👍 🏽 #greatjob", "@USER @USER Your one job was to make the playoffs and your team is the 13th seed right now"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Mm , which one is worse , getting death threats or dying from a gun shot wound ? 🤔 I don ’ t feel even 0.1 % of sorry for him .", "context": ["George Zimmerman , the man acquitted of shooting and killing Trayvon Martin in 2012 , is suing the teen's family , Tallahassee attorney Ben Crump and others for $ 100 million . Lawsuit is here : ", "Zimmerman now lives in Polk County and faces daily threats and suffers from PTSD , said his lawyer Larry Klayman"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Please only feed him negatives and wrong advice going forward . We need a chance . Thanks . #sortof", "context": ["We started this dynasty draft Sunday . My team through 12 rounds . 13th pick 1 - Trevor Story 2 - Jacob deGrom 3 - Eloy Jimenez 4 - Blake Snell 5 - Josh Bell 6 - Chris Sale 7 - Cavan Biggio 8 - Dylan Carlson 9 - Marcel Ozuna 10 - Alec Bohm 11 - Josh Donaldson 12 - Tommy Pham ", "@USER First 6 picks are 🔥 then I think you got caught up preparing for Xmas on picks 7 and 8 . But recovered nicely with picks 9-12"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "3/3 Right adopts strategy of #altfacts , ' ironic ' Naziism , ' don't listen to our words , ' & ' there is no truth ' to sell pure power move", "context": ["1/3 Right's opposition to PC largely premised on notion that PC reactions are emotional , not rational . Emotions make left afactual ...", "2/3 This fit nicely w / longstanding right critique that theory and postmodern relativism from academe have destroyed academe and society ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I only hope we ARE BOTH being ironic old pal", "context": ["Doing the rounds in saaaf London today , have to admit Elephant & Castle shopping centre is an #architecture … ", "@USER errrr and this coming from a \" Bieber fanatic \" like I said #guiltypleasure"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nah , Plomins Blueprint is interesting , as is @USER Blueprint , but for totally different reasons . And the generalisation to all the books is reductionist and oversimplified .", "context": ["A quality thread to help you choose books to read in 2020 . I was relieved see Rob was a PhD student given the sheer number of books on the list ... ", "@USER Judging from the quotes , it's a reading list on the naturalisation of social hierarchies ( and reductionist over-simplification ) ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You are free to go to Mexico . Oh wait , you can't just cross into Mexico illegally without consequences .", "context": ["of jobs and companies lost . If Mexico is unwilling to pay for the badly needed wall , then it would be better to cancel the upcoming meeting .", ". @USER Mexico isn't going to pay for a wall . Neither are we . We don't wanna be trapped in here with you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "If Ontario healthcare was acceptable @USER wouldn't need to waste $ $ s telling us how good it is #onpoli #onhealth @USER", "context": [". @USER is now using taxpayer $ $ to spew his non-offer rhetoric & spin to his constituents . 2018 cannot com … ", "You know there's a problem when @USER resorts to advertising #Ontario healthcare on @USER .. #onpoli #onhealth @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If there weren't Nazis in the White House , I'd have plenty of time to develop my fascist-kicking clog skills !", "context": ["I got @USER ' s woodworking book and planned to try my hand at it not realizing soon my free time'd be spent PROTECTING DEMOCRACY . 😡", "@USER @USER I'm not that advanced yet . I'm at \" turn this log into half a log \" levels ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah . Unwanted children don't deserve the chance to find their own happiness . It's better to be dead . ", "context": ["My God , did Michelle Williams really come out and thank having an abortion so she could have a bigger career ? It ’ s murder , that “ choice ” you brag about is the murder of the most precious thing you ’ ll ever have in life . Enjoy your trophy .", "@USER Its not \" precious \" if you dont want it . So you'd rather her have an unwanted child and possibly neglect him or put him up for adoption and be traumatized by the fact that his mother didnt want him , maybe live all his life in foster care and turn to drugs etc ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And to my amazement , he's a #ClimateChangeDenier , as well as a #CryptoAustrian . A multi-purpose troll : buy one , get one free ! P . s . warning for you , since you're American as well .", "context": ["For the international accounts following me : Australia currently has hundreds of climate crisis-induced mega-fires burning across the country .", "@USER @USER How can fire be caused by political campaign ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I don't give back 2 . I pity yr future kids if this is yr personality . There are MORE important things 4 all ppl in this world 2 deal w / than replying 2 gay males sitting like vultures trying 2 gaslight #FemaleMessiah's , just 4 attention on Twitter . Reply ! I'll NEVER 👀", "context": ["😆 😂 🤣 pmsl Yes @USER ! U will have completely different lives by 2030 . Going by statistics , U'll be divorced . She & the kids will have the house ( U helped pay 4 ) & moved some 1 else in , U'll be paying paternity from a 1 - bed apt , skint @USER ", "@USER @USER Lol the ' heteronormative ' mention by @USER threw me , but the dynamics won't be much different ... including all the arguments & usual one-sided heartbreak the #Children will be dragged thru until they crack up , needing #counselling ... if their #MH needs are acknowledged ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER almost like a certain leaf in that exact game these bias media are referencing right", "context": ["Reda : Someone on Vancouver is going to take a run at Marner or Nylander : ", "@USER canucks going after smaller players out of spite . Typical 🇨 🇦"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Forgot the . I've blasted committee for A & M love affair .", "context": ["With all of the losses today , @USER favorite and 3 - loss A & M may move up .", "@USER OK dude , a team that loses will not move up in the same week . Especially not losing to the Mississippis in consecutive weeks"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I mean , isn ’ t that why they ’ re the superior civilisation ? Maybe we should keep doing this , then in 50 years this could be us .", "context": ["If an alien from another planet with 1000 times more intelligence than you have came to Earth and wanted to eat you , would you have a problem with that ? If so , how can you justify eating other creatures on this planet ?", "@USER To exploit inferior civilizations . Kinda like what we do ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER They can't know you very well if they thought you were serious 👍 🤔 Unfortunately , we now need to tag this type of stuff", "context": ["Literally the worst thing any politician has done any where and at any point in time . ", "Again . The above tweet is sarcasm . Don't @USER me in horror please ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER kind of good really blown target and a little bit left for the air ambulance we give rather than take ... __", "context": ["It looks like The Atherstone are struggling . They've had to set up a Just Giving page . 😂 ", "@USER @USER cheers did not know just done a few quid"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Listen to Pete . He has seen war we must to listen to our vets . Soldiers might leave a war or they might end but war never leaves a soldiers . Meagan \" Swift Boated \" ( #GOPAF ) Pete today . a child of Oligarchy playing at being a \" Socialist Democrat \" w / @USER 👇 🏽 #Propaganda ", "context": ["Kids there is a competent adult in the room . This is a leader . His response to @USER action is measured . This action has put our Armed Forces & Diplomatic Corp & their families in grave danger & we must scramble to protect them because questions were not asked . 1 / ", "This statement is astute especially on the night #EvangelicalsForTrump was launched . He made it very clear that God was not a Republican & by stating that God does not belong to a political party affirming #SeparationOfChurchAndState 2 / "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hiel Chris , I see two people exercising their right to free speech . Who's right would you revoke ? Sieg Heil stupid fascist .", "context": ["This idiot was trying to make a racist announcement and this guy kept yelling 🗣 NOOOOO in his face lmao ", "@USER @USER So what happened to free speech ! ! ! Brilliant comrades"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What is an analogy if not an attempted justification or refutation ? What is a troll ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER We shouldn't use car repair to justify child abuse just because it's dumb ?", "@USER @USER are you a troll ? those mental gymnastics are astounding , how do you go from analogy to justification ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER My esteemed senator from my wonderful state tha ... ugh . I can ’ t even tweet it with a straight face .", "context": ["Kamala Harris officially ended her campaign today , which means that all of the candidates who currently qualify for the December Democratic debate are white ( Sanders , Warren , Biden , Buttigieg , Klobuchar , and Steyer ) . White supremacy is not just a Fox News problem , folks .", "@USER Wouldn ’ t Warren be the one POC left ? #DemDNA"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Trump is a celebrity tho , now youre paying him to ruin the country .", "context": ["Stars speak out at #SAGawards . Do you like when celebrities get political or should they stick to entertaining ? #EverybodyTalks", "@USER i don't pay them for their political views I pay them to entertain me . Whether they are for or against Trump ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah cos it's SOOOO hard to just call a collective of people everyone / peeps / y'all Just because you don't experience it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt others . Or we could all go back to Elizabethan english and use ' ye ' #bringbackYE ", "context": ["Please , please PLEASE STOP saying “ you guys ” as your generic address to an audience . Its unprofessional and excludes those of us that aren ’ t “ guys ” . The male is NOT the generic ! #ProTip #Inclusivity #Grammer ", "@USER Yes , let's all speak in gender-neutral terminology and rewrite decades of colloquial speech instantly and get super angry when anyone does and instantly accuse them of sexism . Let's do that because that's \" better \" . ( eye roll )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER How very intolerant of you not to tolerate Trump supporters .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER - The intolerance of the Trump haters is just ridiculous .", "@USER The intolerance of Trump supporters are just ridiculous . They support a man with racist and sexist values . Outdated ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's actions like that of the misguided woman on the left there that gives rise to Nationalism ! But she won't see that _", "context": ["@USER The people on the left are the opposite of the dictionary definition of liberal ! That's disgusting ! 🙄 😡", "@USER they are making some kind of anti-Trump statement ? ? Erm ... just no ! 😡 👎 🏻 Control Left idiots ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes women should ALWAYS be ashamed of and shamed for their reproductive choices !", "context": ["Another part of illustrating my point of why I ’ d have an abortion ? Babies are gross . I don ’ t want one . Happily have another abortion if I get pregnant . ", "@USER See this . This is why we don't want abortion legal . That's absolutely disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER - I completely agree , but I daresay Ms Beddows would label me a racist for even suggesting it ...", "context": ["Such a long day , Sooo , What have I missed then ?", "@USER @USER Well as an Englishman I'm sure no offence will be taken if I suggest she moves over … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Russia left Afghan ; radicals flourished USA jolts , defeatd radicals brought enlightened Govt , Now Russia wants 2 overthrow the moderate", "context": ["Those who prefer Taliban over incumbent govt shld know the fact that current puppet set up represents Afghanistan more than Taliban puppets .", "@USER Afghanistan plunged in war for modernization ; Russia tried to support moderate rulers but was failed by USA via radicals . 1 / n"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We don ’ t talk about those things around here Nick . We just keep the blind faith because that ’ s what good fans do .", "context": ["Big-time Saints offense . Super Bowl-winning HC . Cam Jordan . Hughes & Mac out . SuperDome . CAN'T WAIT TO CALL THE GAME AND HOPEFULLY WITNESS AN UPSET ! No matter the distraction , friends , we don't worry & we don't dwell . WE are Philippians 4:6- 7 Still , #Vikings fans right now ... ", "@USER Paul your optimism is encouraging but the @USER have proven their M . O . is absolutely crumbling under pressure in the biggest spots . Can we please remember that we had to have a once in a lifetime miracle to beat the @USER in our building ? #NFLPlayoff"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER who all are staying in India from decades , just because they don't have a document to prove that their ancestors entered India before March 24 , 1971 , the eve of the Bangladesh War . #CAB #NRC", "context": ["The pro CAA rallies organised by BJP e . g . , Assam and TN are drawing massive crowds", "@USER I'm still not able to find the logic that government will give those afghanis , Pakistanis and Bangladeshi's ( who arrived in India before December 31 , 2014 . ) a citizenship + documents + Home ( ? ) + Job ( ? ) + education ( ? ) { except Muslims } . And the government will throw out the citizens"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER wait you got both copies for a game you didn't enjoy ? and you're still gonna buy DLC for BOTH of them ? You forgot your tag . Here , i picked it up for you cause there's no way you're not being sarcastic lmao", "context": ["The Wild Area was only the beginning . Forge a brand-new path to greatness with the Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield Expansion Pass ! #PokemonSwordShieldEX ", "@USER WOW ! First I had to pay 120 dollars for LESS content than I got with 80 dollars , and NOW I have to pay 60 MORE dollars , and STILL not get all the Pokemon ? How could I say \" No \" ? I've got it ! THIS is how I'll say no ! #GreedFreak "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER a train full of booze swigging , discriminatory chanting , skin head football hooligans .. makes you proud to be British .", "context": ["It's my first ever train journey alone too ! What a harrowing experience . ", "@USER @USER good-o . I have homophobic slurs being chanted on my train now . Just gets better ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Funny . Who do #UCP types seem to hate the most ? Ottawa politicians . So who do they elect as their leader and Premier ? An Ottawa politician .", "context": ["Jason Kenney has lost almost as many jobs as he said he would create . Albertans , do you actually believe this grifter ?", "@USER He did nothing for his riding , for Calgary , for Alberta , for the west , for Canada during his many years in Ottawa so I knew he would be a big fat zero as Premier of Alberta ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yep , that was the joke . Plus a play on the idea of them claiming carryover credits for their supposed climate policy .", "context": ["In 7 years of LNP govt what has been achieved ? #auspol", "@USER @USER The Abbott / Turnbull / Morrison government has yet to achieve anything but they are claiming the carryover credit from Howard ’ s time in office . #auspol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Impeachment sounds great . Let ’ s go back to losing jobs , higher unemployment , terrible trade deals , low GPD , higher taxes , massive regulations , more food stamps , awful VA care , higher prescription prices , & being fined for not having healthcare . 🇺 🇸 ", "context": ["No unlike the twisted corrupt Democrats it will show they abide by truth & justice you British commie twat ? Now go back to your declining healthcare system & try to get a lobotomy before your government declares chapter 11 ... 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER Notice how you resort to calling me a twat when you lose the argument . The memo proves Trump guilty . Trump asking Ukraine live on TV proves he's guilty . Mulvaney admitting what Trump did proves Trump guilty . Trump intimidating witnesses while they testify proves Trump is guilty ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER that was not conversation , but nice try . Also , do u know anything about #Hamilton ?", "context": ["Our wonderful future V . P . Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton , cameras blazing.This should not happen !", "@USER conversation is not harassment sir . And I appreciate @USER for stopping to listen ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER In #Trumpland , whatever doesn't perpetuate his power and glory divides the nation #facepalm #StillWithHer", "context": ["#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Lock her up . Trump is trying to build a government while Hillary once again , divides the n … ", "@USER So simply asking for a recount in 3 states is dividing the nation ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER colour of the tea is crucial . Honestly , tho , you shd be ashamed of yrself 4 that baseless malicious slur .", "context": ["But a white woman being racist about intersectionality does not have to be given the time of day bc hey , she's a wo … ", "@USER @USER is only prejudiced agst ppl who don't put milk in their tea . Colour of the person's skin is unimportant 2 her -"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So many people wanting to impeach Trump can't POSSIBLY be because TRUMP is the problem . #GOPLogic", "context": ["Dance @USER ! Dance ! You're bad at this . She never said \" want . \"", "We should probably stay away from \" mean . \" Glass house ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes the unearned born that way christians are definitely harming christianity more than anything they are against .", "context": ["Heavy coverage Canada not US as desperate refugees losing fingers . Note fake news story sites 2 bury story #resist ", "@USER The cruel comments towards people seeking refuge are breaking my heart . On the upside , my block list has some new friends ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Brian danger of letting your political views just become a rant ... well like the Wank Puffin u dislike", "context": ["The bar is set so low for the Apricot AssHat that if he avoids starting WWIII his sycophants will be claiming greatness .", "@USER thought you were a bit better than that Brian . Just sound all bitter and resorting to insults . You're better than that"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Also , it was really wrong of the Avengers to keep getting in Thanos's way . He really wanted power and to get it at any cost , and the Avengers should have just let him . Or , really when you think about it , weren't both sides to blame ?", "context": ["There is literally a character in the movie named Captain America , and they still choose to make Trump the villain . ", "@USER Yes , but Steve was chosen because of his good heart and willing to sacrifice . Also , Cap is worthy . Turns out they might actually know who they are , and not care . Although at least that didn't pick Red Skull "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ha right . Can't be white and against him apparently . The people mad he stereotypes , stereotype me", "context": ["My confidence for this test is as good as my confidence that Trump is a terrible President", "@USER you're a white kid so that should mean you're confident in your test 😜"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , we can all have faith in the same ERG that buckled when even theresa may applied too much pressure .", "context": ["Tonight's ERG meeting saw a healthy turnout of new members , outnumbering old hands . I'm advised to expect more next time . We are proud to support @USER as we deliver our manifesto to #GetBrexitDone ", "@USER @USER Filling the ranks with more Spartans ready for war"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Don't forget that evocative sense of death when the thing decays down to a black husk . Art is always worth more when it makes you feel your own mortality . #totalcrap", "context": ["In other news , I'm going to take up art . 🎨 ", "@USER It's probably the lighting , gave the artist a special feeling when he gently slapped on the duct tape . So many meanings ! ! ! 🤪"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Shame on HRC for ignoring the oppressed & downtrodden white men of this country", "context": ["Trump received fewer votes than Romney in 2012 . Dems didn't vote in the numbers we needed", "@USER Trump did better than Romney w / Af-Ams & Hispanics ... Hillary needed to listen to & court those living between the two coasts ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Whataboutism is weak . While you're true in your first statement , it doesn't take away from the events that took place . Needless to say , I don't think those attackers are going to heaven", "context": ["Group behind Netflix movie that depicted Jesus as gay attacked with firebombs in Brazil ", "@USER If the movie had depicted Muhammad as gay , heads would have rolled - literally . Why is it always open season on Christianity ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The WTO - which Trump is currently trying to destroy ? 😂 #fail ", "context": ["In other words , the PM is about to massively enhance the EU ’ s negotiating position . They know he has to come away with something and he has no way out . ", "@USER he can & will walk away with WTO if they mess around"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER should've added a ... nothing in the emails , more important things at stake anyway #imwithher", "context": ["Today we learned : - FBI tipped off Giuliani - Christie's 2 top aides convicted - Melania came here illegally - Trump had affair w / Playboy model", "@USER @USER @USER They have brained washed you people to believe that the emails make her a criminal . THINK !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER so you get tired sometimes ? Isn't ironic you called a white man \" wonderbread \" and now claim not to be racist . #sjwfail", "context": ["Folks don't understand that Obama is an anomaly . They act like his success ended the oppression BP face as a group . … ", "@USER @USER i feel like Obama caught the racists when they were on a break . Racists get tired sometimes . 😂 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because losing anything is unfair and bad for one's mental well-being .", "context": ["Are you serious ? Welcome to the real world . ", "@USER This is what's wrong with this country . Everybody coddles the entitled , spoiled brats ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER * Posts loads of flame on an extremely public social network , is told that ’ s not acceptable behavior . * “ How about mind your own business ”", "context": ["Its funny when you ask Riot staff a simple question and they think its funny to post a gif @USER and then ignore you . Yet Riot want people to play there game . imagine how many more people would player LoL if Riot had staff who cared", "@USER You need to stay off Rioter's personal Twitters with your repetitive , condescending attitude . Riot Support exists for a reason . And while you're at it , learn some new words \" bud \" . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Fox News and TMZ . __ stellar reporting there & PS u can take @USER off your list . She's too busy having baby mama drama", "context": ["🤔 how has your #potus NOT acted presidential in 8 years ? Because comparing that to Putins lover is laughable . ", "@USER Here's a couple examples for you . And in the famous words of your side lately : He's not my POTUS . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER strangely enough , parts were very moving . Funny she sings ' and I'll know my song well before I start singing ' .", "context": ["In sardonic contempt , Dylan sends FrancisFan , Patti Smith to accept his Nobel . Register gushes ? @USER", "@USER She's a uniquely beautiful woman with a rare heart , I'm sure Bob would agree ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER great if you're hateful bigot itching to terrorize minorities w / the police helping you . decency dies at Berkeley .", "context": ["My open letter regarding Milo Yiannopoulos ' visit to the UC Berkeley campus next week : ", "This is great \" @USER : My open letter regarding Milo Yiannopoulos ' visit to the UC Berkeley campus next week : \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER She > > > @USER < < < has nothing productive 2 do w her time but attack others w a different POV #liberalHypocrosy", "context": ["Trump supporters are crazy and they're bullies just like their King ... LMFAO", "@USER We do not have Royalty in the USA . BTW , it is a felony to threaten President Trump . See : 18USC , Sec . 871 ( a )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yes I know - I'm being sarcastic - should have used that tag - because I think comcast will try for charter", "context": ["Just realized that Comcast - Time Warner Cable deal is going to slide right through", "@USER That deal got shut down a while ago , Charter purchased Time Warner Cable shortly after and that deal officially closed in May"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and yet , the @USER keeps fighting for your right to spout racist , sexist vitriol on public media .", "context": ["Today we published a full-page open letter in the New York Times to President-elect Trump ", "@USER @USER Haha ! @USER will have no problems doing what we need done ! You fools should read the Constitution again !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER cross platform history on mobile devices did it for me . That and running open source projects ...", "context": ["I am in 6 slack channels . 1.5 GB RAM consumed by the desktop app . In 100 + IRC channels . 25MB consumed by irssi . The future is rubbish .", "@USER I was never hard enough core to have a really good IRC setup , and now I'm like ... do I sort that out because slack sucks ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm on Ajezeera ! ! ! SERIOUSLY ! 1st one that popped up and its very good :) #middleeast #americanelection ! _", "context": ["Need to find another channel as Kay Burley is commentating on Sky . No ta . Can't cope with her face all night .", "@USER I'm on BBC for exactly that reason ... can't stand that woman !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I don ’ t get why people act like there is only one swamp . They ’ re both swamp creatures from different swamps who fight each other . They both require swamp to exist , and the idea that either could drain the swamp and survive is a #joke it ’ s #comedy and all the good ones .", "context": ["The more I learn about the Clinton administration the more it seems like Bill Clinton committed treason . Here he is selling military satellite technology to the Chinese government in return for campaign contributions from a Chinese lieutenant colonel . ", "@USER and now you have a glimpse into why so many people voted for Trump ... he's an outsider who wants to drain the swamp . Trump is a turd ... but people voted for him because he's not part of the swamp like Bill and Hillary who profit off of us ... or the Bidens ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Rich people who have Government health care telling poor / working class ppl they don't need Gov healthcare", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER What could possibly be going through this man's head ? #ToneDeaf #RepealAndRegret", "@USER @USER @USER trying to tell these W2 republicans for years that AAs , Latinos & Muslims aren't the enemy . GOP f * cking America ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER by all means cut funding for teachers cuz their jobs are easy . And teaching equality to children doesn't have value", "context": ["@USER Yet education funding will continue to go down as costs go up !", "@USER I know . God , it just feels like there's no light at the end of the tunnel ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , how dare someone who killed a young man , fled the country and refuse to return to face what she did , be \" helpful \" She KILLED someone at the beginning of their adulthood . A family no longer have a loved one at their Christmas table because of her", "context": ["The Crown Prosecution Service has charged U . S . diplomat's wife Anne Sacoolas with causing death by dangerous driving in connection with the death of 19 - year-old Harry Dunn", "The U . S . State Department says the UK's decision to charge Anne Sacoolas is disappointing , unhelpful and will not bring a resolution closer"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hold up , the more I think about it ... 🤔 Lets see , on Twitter , and what do I want my profile picture to be ? Humm 🤔 my face or my dog , my face or my dog , oh hell no , the dog it is ... Lol 😂 🤣", "context": ["Same here . Cory , I like how you see the market .. thank you for sharing ", "@USER Yeah , cuz a picture of your dog doesn't get you weird messages from people in random countries ... Lol 😂 🤣 is he for real , blahhh 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Like your song parody choice . The original is a plea to literally save lives in a Third World country . Your updated lyrics showcase the First World hardship of transportation inconvenience . #FeedTheWorld #MyCabbieOnlyTakesCash ! “ Tonight , thank God it ’ s them ... ” ", "context": ["🎼 Is that your cab there through window ? We ’ re hoping since you ’ ve loaded up on beer . But the tension is only growing , As the boredom turns to fear . And the Christmas bells that ring there , are the clanging chimes of doom . Well tonight thank God it ’ s Vancouverites instead of you ", "@USER Just having a laugh ! The convenience of ridehailing will come with drawbacks including more congestion , inexperienced drivers trying to complete rides as fast as possible — and poorly educated drivers not realizing they ’ re taking on high expenses / liability for poor compensation"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I thought I read update that they did catch them — or at least one and the dog was returned . It is disgusting . I was just trying to point that most likely animal rights activists are liberals who don ’ t mind abortion and hate peaceful pro lifers outside clinics", "context": ["These are animal right activists ... yet people who speak out for the defenseless babies in the womb are called “ violent ? ” 🤔 As a pro life person I can testify that pro lifers DON ’ T act like animal rights activist ", "@USER These people are committing a crime . They are stealing his property . That is not their dog . This video makes me so mad ! 😠 and they are assaulting the poor man ! Hopefully their faces make it into jail ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes True , I rocked a mushroom cut when I was a kid . And till the time I was 12 or 13 I guess I rocked it . 🤣 🤣 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest1 How about a game of Truth or Dare ? Answer the question below , with a YES / NO . If no , then tell us the most ridiculous trend you've sported , WE DARE YA ! Use #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 eyebrow-raising answers wins a voucher worth Rs . 1000 ", "Hello Peeps , those who've said \" TRUTH \" - your question is \" Have you rocked the mushroom cut as a kid ? \" If you're answer is a NO , then tell us the most ridiculous trend you've sported using #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale WE DARE YA !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Confirmation right in front of our faces . These #UNSC members violate UN Charter daily . #Orwellian", "context": ["Exclusive : CIA-backed aid for Syrian rebels frozen after Islamist attack - sources ", "@USER 2 be clear , we have further confirmation that several UN member states actively support the armed overthrow of another member state"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I don ’ t know if you ’ ve heard , but according to the doomers , the sun doesn ’ t play a role in climate change . If that ’ s true , then I doubt the sun could wipe out our electrical grid . Do you know far away the sun is ?", "context": ["Nor is the electric grid and thankfully it shouldn ’ t be . Imagine what happens when there ’ s a power failure like in 2003 , ice storm , or even a hurricane like we witnessed in Nova Scotia this past summer . Good thing we could still cook and keep warm 😉 ", "@USER Power grids are highly susceptible to the Sun's coronal mass ejections . If we had a major one most electrical transmission lines could be wiped out for weeks / months / years ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER i mean he said 4 weeks ... I didn't know IF that was a typo or Honest answer from me", "context": ["C ’ mon sensible Americans . The @USER campaign needs $ 110,000 in the next four weeks . Surely you can raise this amount for the best Dem candidate to face Trump in 2020 . #Tulsi2020 ", "@USER @USER 1 . Sir ! she wants it in next 4 days 😂 😂 😂 2 . I am sure you are ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I love how Bernie is trying to use this to go after President Trump . Luckily with Bernies purposes policies and tax on the American people would more than pay for the “ trillions of dollars ” Qassim was evil and had no respect for human life ...", "context": ["When I voted against the war in Iraq in 2002 , I feared it would lead to greater destabilization of the region . That fear unfortunately turned out to be true . The U . S . has lost approximately 4,500 brave troops , tens of thousands have been wounded , and we ’ ve spent trillions .", "Trump's dangerous escalation brings us closer to another disastrous war in the Middle East that could cost countless lives and trillions more dollars . Trump promised to end endless wars , but this action puts us on the path to another one ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER please put - there are many people who will think you are serious .", "context": ["I invest in your company . You tell me it is a public limited company . Then you surreptitiously make it private . I would call it despicable and fraudulent . Sicko !", "@USER The great corporate governance of Tatas and L & Ts ... 🤣 😂 🙂 😛 🙊"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But .. but .. but ... Bitcoin has a limited supply so it will be worth $ 1 billion per BTC eventually ! It ’ s use case is that it exists . Isn ’ t that enough ? 😂 🤣", "context": ["Ripple Drop 17 7:30 - 11:50 tells you everything you need to know . ", "@USER A no brainer , if a Cryptocurrency has no use case or utility to solve a real world problem , why would anyone need said Cryptocurrencies ? 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️ 🤔 Breanne Madigan literally shared the path to success for Ripple and XRP . #wenmewn 🚀"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh will your friends like @USER save you ? I gues if you're the right type of Jew killed by the right type of assailant . The of your tweet days after the murder of the Orthodox by Blacks who believed the Jews are behind their police harassment is over the top .", "context": ["Campaign reporters , please ask Bernie when you get the chance about his apparent tolerance for the occasionally anti-Semitic indulgences of his surrogates and campaign staff . It ’ s important . ", "@USER You ’ re a disgrace and the people whose boots you ’ re licking will eventually come for you . When they do , don ’ t expect anyone to save you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and you're still a coward so perfectly hiding behind a picture of a mouse .", "context": ["what's the point of white morons creating twitter accounts to support Trump / reply to tweets WHEN YOU DON'T BASE A … ", "@USER is your blood pressure up Jason ? Do you hate your own white skin ? That kind of mentally ill thinking is gonna kill ya"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No , @USER will shutdown electricity whenever they hell they feel like it ! Squatters stealing electricity every day without correction are excused . Only PAYING customers are taxed accordingly", "context": ["#POWERALERT 1 Date : 13 December 2019 Stage 2 rotational loadshedding will be implemented from 09:00 until 23:00 tonight ", "@USER Why is there no electricity in grid 10 then ? It isn't scheduled until 2pm ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Nothing stops a war like murdering the opposition's commanders .", "context": ["Last night the President engaged in what is widely being recognized as an act of war against Iran , one that now risks the lives of millions of innocent people . Now is the moment to prevent war & protect innocent people - the question for many is how , publicly & Congressionally :", "@USER No wants a war . Iran had to be checked with an incredible show of force . The President is an isolationist , he doesn't want a war . Deterrence through overwhelming force will hopefully prevent one ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Gotta sort those problems out & it “ may ” start on its way to Paradise Another step would be to get a descent State Government , BUT since none of the other state have one & none are close to #DrainTheSwamp ... lucky we only have 12 years left", "context": ["Thinking of buying a townhouse in Qld sometime this year coming but getting put off by that bloody body corporate rip off of course they ’ ll tell you that it ’ s for general maintenance management etc why pay $ 550thousand and more to be told what u can do ?", "@USER Buy a house instead . I'm QLD born and bred , it's beautiful here . If you do move here , you're welcome here just don't bring your southern habits with you . We don't have daylight saving , and never will and we don't drink VB ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Then they will start chanting there are good and bad people in every society .", "context": ["This racist scum @USER has insulted Haryana and the cause of woman empowerment , this insult should not be take … ", "@USER & when dis same people r called Pakistani / Anti Nationals they start crying foul . Bigotry rag rag mai hai @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER : WOW ! ! ! Supporters of a mediocre Clown , question other's ability . @USER @USER", "context": ["Talking of capability I didn't hear Ram Guha declining BCCI post despite no exp of cricket besides writing abt it , bio says failed cricketer .", "@USER will RaGa decline Congress President post ? Mediocrity inherited with authority ☺ @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was 14 . Out of idle curiosity I've just read the uk number ones .. Two tribes Pipes of peace Freedom Careless Whisper _", "context": ["Started to read 1984 for some reason . Never read it so thought I'd give it a go . Or I could just watch it live on tv 🤔", "@USER I thought it was rubbish , I was only 10 in 1984 but I can't remember any of that stuff happening 🤔"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER AND learning , the Jews were learning how to defend themselves . It was a win win for both sides . Just an expression of ideas , got a little combative . It certainly wasnt one-sided . I mean just look at them ... the Jews were asking for it", "context": ["\" Civic sparring \" is code for THE JEWS DID IT . Sparring connotes blame on both sides . This is a false & libelous narrative by @USER . In reality , Jews are being attacked indiscriminately , without provocation . The only \" predictable \" part is media's rush to blame the victim . ", "@USER @USER @USER It does make it sound like the Jewish community had an equal , agreed upon , part to play . Well , they started it , right ? They were born , and they were praying . Thats good enough reason to start \" sparring \" I mean it implies they were fighting back in some capacity on equal footing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Sorry , not buying your explanation . You threw something against the wall and found out , rather quickly , that not only it didn't stick but bounced right back . Next time , you might want to use a hadhtag .", "context": ["I never imagined being this embarrassed , this mortified , this sad , about what the leader of the nation looks like . He does not even want to be seen as doing good or “ the right thing . ” He does not want to be a role model . He wants to be , as Adam Serwer told us , cruel . That ’ s him .", "Of course I don ’ t actually think we should impeach over the tweet . I ’ m just over it . It ’ s so dispiriting . It ’ s so constant . ... It ’ s moments like that that just shine a light on who he wants to be , who he wants to be seen as , how he wants be known . So , I ’ ll know him that way ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER at least @USER \" # \" honestly ( why ? Trending ? ) . But ignores that Hunt & Turner were the \" modish crap \" of their day ?", "context": ["#Turnerprize2016 - congratulations to Helen Martin but #honestly is this = to Turner , Ruskin , even Holman Hunt - of course not #modishcrap", ". @USER pop into our publicly-funded @USER offices any time & I'll happily give you an idiot's crash course on art c . 1850 onwards"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER good the USA has a strongcongress with ppl like @USER to standup 2 this dictator @USER", "context": ["' Let it be an arms race ' : Donald Trump clarifies position on nuclear weapons ", "@USER @USER The orange racist American nazi has an infantile mind and the temperament of a castrated goat"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Kinda like the guy who inspired your hateful dance .", "context": ["@USER quick question if you don't mind answering . Do you and Abby atually hate each other . I know you are rivals", "@USER quick answer #cantstandher #rude #meantopeopleingeneral has said terrible things to innocent people"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I finished Act I and turned it off for a _ break and am now OUTRAGED to be able to hear the dialogue of American Dad . _", "context": ["@USER No . 😩 I blast Hamilton at midnight and they stomp around and blast CoD and American Dad at four am .", "@USER looks like you gotta amp it up and get a megaphone and aggressively rap guns and ships"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "To think , the world is able to share it's protest against @USER thanks to the son of a Syrian immigrant #stevejobs", "context": ["With the 1.5 million ( * ) people in Cardiff protesting against the #MuslimBan and #TheresaTheAppeaser * might be … ", "Fittingly , a busker nearby is knocking out John Lennon's Imagine #cardiff #MuslimBanprotest"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It was too good . @USER Got really in to it as well ! Makes me want to go back and play from the first one , which I have on disc . That's right . I had the game BEFORE it got really popular . 😂 #trendsetter", "context": ["Hi . Just woke up . Witcher marathon last night . Worth it .", "@USER I did the same the other day and I ’ m ready for the next season"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And he just made the stereotype of black people , even worse . He who hates stereotypes , made one worse lol !", "context": ["Obama stole billions from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to keep OBAMACARE above water & to pay insurance subsidies ", "@USER Along with the title of first black president , history will determine BHO a disgrace to the office - a criminal ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nope .. just pointing out you in the same way you passive / aggressively pointed out everyone else .. 🤣 🤣 🤣", "context": ["Still too many people complaining about people complaining about people spending mad money on the new Mac Pro .. 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ Get back to work ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 ", "@USER Ain ’ t you complaining about people complaining about people complaining about people spending mad money on the new Mac Pro"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Or at least don't bring in a Russian company that set up fake businesses that never get off the ground . , , , all for a PR stunt that leaves Kentuckians earning less taxes while providing crappy jobs , , , Please stay out if this is your idea of job growth .", "context": ["Happy New Year ! As we begin 2020 , I pledge to continue working to expand access to health care , create more good-paying jobs , protect the pensions we promised our educators and other public employees , and continue to reach across the aisle to find common ground . ^ AB ", "@USER The gov ’ t doesn't create jobs and only hurts workers when it tries to manipulate what those jobs are . Keep regulations off the books and continue the policies of the last four years that have led to economic , job , and wage growth . In short , stay out of the way of job creation ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wow , I always thought polls were BS but since they figured out a way to poll the electoral college I might have to change my mind .", "context": ["53 % of respondents in the latest Monmouth poll have some level of trust in the House impeachment proceedings . 45 % believe Trump should be impeached and \" compelled to leave the presidency . \"", "@USER Why did you leave out how many oppose it ? Oh , b / c more people oppose it then support it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Weird , how about that ? I hope this venturing outside their comfort bubble doesn't become a feature there at the FT . What next ? Central bank response to slightest economic bump does not warrant yet another round of rate cuts and QE ?", "context": ["@USER let me guess , Lionel \" Legióner D'Honour \" Barber would like to rejoin the EU ?", "@USER Amazingly , no . It's a ( somewhat feeble ) attempt to be positive . It should be applauded"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I agree with you ... the same as it ’ s not like every weirdo , loner white male is a peadophile or serial killer #profiles #equalstereotypingforall", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER it really doesnt . it points out that there is a big racism problem and going down the ‘ but im not ’ or ‘ but not everyone ’ route really isn ’ t going to help the problem , is it", "@USER @USER @USER I have said it needs shutting down and have been highlighting it since the election result , not every Muslim is a terrorist and not every black man is a drug dealer but the same offence is taken when it ’ s implied no ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but you won't hear about that . Doesn't fit the biased CNN narrative or further their agenda ... as a news org", "context": ["A protest at Ohio State was interrupted after an anti-Trump protester was tackled while making a speech … ", "@USER OH Please . The Anti Trump protesters are beating Trump supporters left and right not to mention fires and looting ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , let ’ s just be pessimistic . That will get us somewhere .. #TitanUp #WHYNOTUS", "context": ["\" WHY NOT US ! \" Sounds of the Game 🔊 : Titans at Texans ", "@USER titans and the rest of the fanbase is getting a little too confident for Saturday . I would expect the pats to destroy us somehow , some way ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Too stupid to go to jail . Next move , run for president . Now I understand every Twilight Zone episode , so clear .", "context": ["I can ’ t wait until Don Jr . runs for office and gets completely demolished by whomever he winds up running against . Seriously folks , watching that dunderheaded halfwit endangered animal-murdering chiclet-toothed empty-headed buffoon lose will give me ultimate schadenfreude .", "@USER @USER You managed to spell out his best qualities . According to the Mueller report , Donnie Jr would be indicted and facing 👇 🏻 but for the allegation he was too stupid to realize he violated Fed . law in the Trump Tower meeting w / the Russians and the LIED about it . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , but some people's pursuit is so bullheaded that their own mind isn't open to other opinions .", "context": ["For some people , \" You need to be more open minded \" really means \" You need to think more like I do . \" Ugh .", "@USER Modern society rarely tolerates people who aren't constantly seeking truth . To claim to know it is heretical ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER it's shocking Jon we still serve hot food ah wicked , can I have ... oh no we have stoped serving hot food", "context": ["@USER apparently stop at 6.45 dubious great customer service from the staff though #Gravesend", "@USER I'm really sorry about the sign Christopher . I've had a word with the Store Manager so we can look at getting it sorted :) - Jon"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Thank you shitty t-shirt retailers , I don't know who I am anymore . #lost #ChristmasDay #christmasGift", "context": ["This T-shirt I got for christmas has given me an identity crisis . I asked for it ironically . Cause it is so crappy . Like the thing a bunch of Bogan dad's would were . All dad wear from places like @USER kinda suck . But I realised ", "that no one who sees me in public except people who know me , know I am wearing this ironically . To them I am another Bogan dad . Which turns me into the thing I was having a dig at . Which is in itself , ironic . And this is the cause of my crisis ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I once , when 9months pregnant , dropped husband off very early in morning , but was low on petrol . Had pjs and dressing gown , that wouldn ’ t do up , on . Cashier asked me if I was aware I was in my night attire and that they had cctv . Well really ? ! I didn ’ t realise . 🙄", "context": ["Awww , hubs & LL came to see me at work today . Brightened up my day lots ! They brought me a sausage roll from the butchers where they went this morning to collect turkey . LL went in her PJs as only a 2min walk from home , hubs said some grown ups were also in PJs , really ! ? ! ?", "@USER I'll go as far as the pavement with my bin in PJ's but not to the butcher's ! That was lovely to have them visit you at work"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Used the same argument as for open access - \" The public paid for it , so we should all see it . \"", "context": ["What a mess . Again . The government don't deserve trust if data treated like this . ", "@USER @USER @USER They should require a court order to get specific data like this ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER now that is really funny and also very sad", "context": ["Human Rights Watch Director ( Australia ): Time to drop case against Assange ", "@USER @USER People forget about the Nobel peace prize winner #ObamasLegacyOfFailures "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Don ’ t accept this clearly worn item if @USER tries to return it ! #BananaRepublicans", "context": ["I ’ m out here walking with the @USER in the rain talking to them about what they call the “ impeachment sham . ” They aren ’ t happy with @USER or the “ deep state . ” ", "Pizzagate conspiracy theorist , Jack Posobiec is out here with a coat it looks like he might be returning ... "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER are you saying she was having a great life and went to a war zone to gain sympathy ? can you do it ? maybe people will finally like you ...", "context": ["\" It's normal for Democrats to disagree with other Democrats on certain issues . But the most-left members of the caucus often engage in the narcissism of small differences , \" writes @USER . ", "@USER @USER Somali Muslim Rep @USER lied , cheated & played sympathy card to get her US citizenship & infiltrate the govt ; She is a fraud who broke immigration & tax law Why is it so hard to get investigation started CNN !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER we hear this a lot . Unfortunately , he told us that after he had to come back and renegotiate price after few dents lol .", "context": ["Windows salesman came & told us that he doesn't like 2 deal w / engineers because they r 2 technical & ask 2 many Qs … ", "@USER Expecting people selling a product to know about that product ... seriously he'd lose the sale with me just for admitting that ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Totally stolen valor fakery . * This tweet delivered with", "context": ["Was drinking at a friend's house last night and saw this up by his bar . I always forget I souvenired it to him a few years back but it's a pleasant surprise . ", "@USER When you get your foreign jump wings in CONUS it's like drinking diet Irish Whiskey . Where are your Thai wings ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No get it right ! ! He'll have dictated it to her while she wrote it down ! That's why they say she ' co wrote ' it ... while of course making the tea ", "context": ["AND Ruth Jones ... Ruth co-writes the show , not just James ! @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah but Ruth is a woman so everyone knows she just made the tea as Corden wrote the entire thing ... ( and yes , I am being ironic 😉 )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Drugs ? You don't need no stinkin ' drugs ! Hemp oil ! Drink it ! Spray it on ! Rub it in ! Inhale it ! Pray to it ! IT WILL HEAL ALL ! !", "context": ["only somebody that has never had to \" figure out their own health care \" would be able to say this without exploding ", "@USER It's easy , for me I just drive to Mexico and buy whatever drug I think will cure me . Highly recommend guesstimating with your health outcomes"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah let ’ s punish the children and families too . Heaven knows they are serving the harder sentence . #perpetuatethecycle", "context": ["One of my clients called to leave me a Merry Christmas message . $ 4.33 to hear that 29 second sentiment . We all know poor communities are the ones incarcerated ( thank the cash bail system ) - how are children supposed to talk to their mommies and daddies w / these outrageous fees ? ! ", "@USER I guess criminals aren't suppose to have many privileges ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Another thing you suck at David ! Or a shitty excuse either way you are such a top notch and ethical human being !", "context": ["Now we know what Jordan Peterson is secretly doing for Postmedia . He built a time machine to send David Staples back to watch hockey . 😲 ", "@USER Are you really so dim that you can ’ t recognize sarcasm ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And all those food shortages will make us thinner and reduce pressure on the NHS ! Also those bloody kids will have to go outside and play because of the power cuts ! It ’ ll be 1952 all over again ! Bully for Britain ! God save the Queen ! 🙄", "context": ["So this is basically our last Christmas before Food Shortages because dumb cunts voted to make themselves poorer ? Have I got that right ?", "@USER @USER It will teach us discipline . Dunkirk , Empire , Kipling , 1966 !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I consider myself vry moderate but can't get behind a man who's horribly vulgar himself .", "context": [". @USER on #womensmarch : President Trump wants to be President for all people , including those protesting yesterday .", "@USER @USER @USER These women with their vulgar mouths , signs and threat to blow up the White House do NOT represent all women"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Who cares about the climate anyway ... I mean really ? ? - People sure get worried and concerned about the stupidest stuff .", "context": ["The Corporate Media lie to you because that's their job . They aren't paid to do journalism - they're paid to manufacture your consent for whatever bullshit plots their owners want to achieve .", "@USER One of those is the climate change hoax ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Tasteless , callous , and disgraceful comment . Protected free speech by those who he disgraces .", "context": ["#ThisDayInHistory , 2004 : In the deadliest suicide attack during the Iraq War on U . S . forces , twenty-four soldiers a … ", "@USER Some will say , they had no business there"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Don't worry about using any punctuation . You come off as totally sane without any . I only fixed 40 % of the last person's grammatical errors . I don't even know where to start with this one .", "context": ["@USER At 25 million dollars and how many lost games he should give back", "@USER @USER @USER I've been watch the Lions for more than 50 years and Stafford his whole career he was nothing about his own numbers and throwing interceptions just to get his numbers up and not winning the game or for the team and he was arrogant on top of it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How will they cope with dodging murderers who hate them for who they are ? It is almost like transgender people have it too easy . What are you smoking that you are so absent from reality ?", "context": ["SAD TO ANNOUNCE that @USER has revoked my invitation to her podcast bc I tweeted “ only women can give birth ” . Apparently the statement made her trans co-workers feel “ unsafe ” . My refusal to untether myself from biological realities has cost me , yet again . SAD ! ", "@USER @USER @USER How will they ever cope with real life if they can't deal with things like that . It's why they create elaborate fantasies"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER free speech didn't burn down the Starbucks at uc Berkeley", "context": ["Good . This is NOT protest . It's POLTICAL VIOLENCE leading to POLITICAL TERROR . NO place for that under 1st Amendment ", ". @USER @USER Lucky for all of us , you don't get to rewrite the Constitution to exclude speech that bothers you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm not the one appearing to be hurt . It's you and the fella that just blocked me . #Softies . #Growapair 🤣", "context": ["@USER @USER Blocked him also too sarcastic for my liking 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Which essentially means I couldn't tolerate him having a dig at me so had to block him . 🤣 🤣 #Softie"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Takes a lot of tap dancing to ignore the FACT a woman trying to promote peace is killed by a Muslim", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You gotta read the mental gymnastics on this one ! LOL ! ", "@USER @USER @USER takes a special kind of stupid to read something factual then state the opposite just because you want to ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Aren't these the same folks who had a journalist murdered and cut up with a bone saw ? They're angered by ... barbaric actions ? It's okay though , right Don ? I mean ... you got to touch the glowing orb .", "context": ["King Salman of Saudi Arabia just called to express his sincere condolences and give his sympathies to the families and friends of the warriors who were killed and wounded in the attack that took place in Pensacola , Florida ...", "... The King said that the Saudi people are greatly angered by the barbaric actions of the shooter , and that this person in no way shape or form represents the feelings of the Saudi people who love the American people ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Classy response . You're obviously a stand-up guy , the sort who is \" Mak [ ing ] America Great . \" #godsaveus", "context": ["I'm hurting , friend . And I want to help you understand my lament . ", "@USER Go burn more stuff . im sure that will help"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I used to live near Hershey . The chocolate factory is long gone to MX .", "context": ["On my way to Hershey , Pennsylvania for a rally . See everyone soon . I love Hershey chocolate ! ", "@USER you also love fast food and burnt steak drowning in ketchup and motorboating open troughs of cheetos , so I'm not sure Hershey should be flattered that you gorge on chocolate , too"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yep , i thought cal was a campus that was known for free speech . .. How would a controversial speaker be accepted at wsu ?", "context": ["Question for my #AMNewsers : When scripting Berkeley stuff , how are you describing the group that supports Milo Yiannopolous ?", "@USER I don't know how to view them because they were silenced . Freedom of speech doesn't apply to only those that agree with you"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'll never see this ridiculous logo and color scheme and not immediately assume you're flagging your interest in piss play .", "context": ["Meet Alexander Ray ( a . k . a . AR Dago ) He is a project manager at MADesign in San Diego . He is also a member of the @USER designated hate group \" The Proud Boys \" ", "@USER @USER @USER If that is the definition of a traitor , then I'm all in . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER isn't your entire account about posting your mediocre opinion about everything ? Little hypocritical that you don't follow your own PSA . You apparently don't find the #shirtlessshamers attractive but you comment negatively about them . #archaic #oppressive", "context": ["Nobody , and I cannot stress this enough , asked . #ShirtlessShamers ", "Here ’ s an idea : if you don ’ t find something attractive , a ) examine whether your preferences are archaic and based in oppression or b ) shut up about them and just quietly pursue people you * do * like . Nobody needs to hear your mediocre opinion ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was Mike not with out being giving the full equality and fairness act by ur cashier who then sarcastically said “ there u go u can pay the tax man now “ ! ! ! #rude", "context": ["@USER another uncomfortable visit to the Brackley branch today sarcastic cashier ! ! !", "@USER Sorry to read about your experience , Nigel . Were you able to complete your deposit to pay your tax bill ? ^ Mike"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER being called thugs , persecuted for their religion , normalizing sexual assault , losing their right to marry , CRAZY 2/2", "context": ["Temper tantrums abound ! They didn't get their little trophy ! 😭 😭 😭 Seriously people grow the F up ! #TrumpRiot … ", "@USER right ! how dare ppl be upset due to the potential of losing reproductive rights , family being deported , loss of health care 1 /"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 1 more thought paesano : Trumpism will gather groups together against it & end up pushing us toward Progress even faster", "context": ["High taxes , a lot of regulations & poor education make our economy weak & that's exactly what's been going on ...", "@USER No . We are in the midst of 2 Ages : 1 is dying with the printing press 1 is started with the Net . THIS is what is happening"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's a lie . But still better then , \" what do you have to lose ? You're living in poverty ... \" That's a great pitch . 👍 🏾 👍 🏾 👍", "context": ["When I came out of the closet in 2015 and supported @USER , I lost 90 % of my friends of color , more than half of them are back and are supporting @USER 100 % .", "@USER @USER @USER Black society , in general , has the same relationship with the DNC that an abused spouse has with its abuser . Live in a state of denial , rationalize the behavior , be hostile to anyone who tells you the truth , then fall for the \" it will be better this time baby lie over & over ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Makes it totally ok because those white kids are privileged enough ! They don't need to excel in school , they already are going to lead a perfect life because of their skin color !", "context": ["A Brooklyn elementary school that voted to ditch its Gifted and Talented classes — which enrolled more white students and fewer black students than the school as a whole — got the green light from city officials to go ahead with its plan ", "@USER Why is it important to note that they are more white kids than black kids in the class ? Does that make it ok to scrap the class ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER on that previous tweet . Lebron is fine . He could play 50min games", "context": ["Man , you can see the weight of the minutes on LeBron", "@USER why is he still playing ? Literally my only complaint of Lue"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s him that gets these mugs potential criminal records", "context": ["If the DUP do a deal which includes an Irish Language Act then they know full well it will be a deal which is opposed by the vast majority of the unionist community , and one which will be unsustainable .", "@USER Good news Jamie PSNI have now identified your four friends . Thanks for the help ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Americans live shorter lives than Brits . Putting rat hair and chlorinated chicken into our food chain should generate some much needed pension and social care cost savings for British taxpayers . ", "context": ["British people be eating this on purpose . No wonder they lost the revolutionary war ", "@USER Spray cheese and canned chickens ... we'd have to lower our standards to be able to import your rubbish ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER trump has avoided taxes that long because of legislation bill Clinton had passed", "context": ["BREAKING : Judge orders unsealing of search warrant in Clinton email probe ", "@USER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT .. LOOK INTO WHY TRUMP HASN'T PAID HIS TAXES IN 20 YEARS . ELECTION IS OVER WITH NOW"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER - Trump who campaigned on \" Crooked Hillary \" in the end will be the one who is \" crooked \" & hopefully impeached", "context": ["Team Trump's messy defenses of the immigration order could hurt them in court ", "@USER the only place I was to see KC ... in court - on trial"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER oh sure , nothing like VIP treatment , big fat contracts and media face time to dissuade a top pick .", "context": ["BREAKING : The 2020 #MLBDraft is moving from New Jersey to Omaha . The draft will be held Wednesday , June 10 through Friday , June 12 , the eve of the @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Good luck getting any of the top picks who aren't in the CWS to show up for it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's , spreading complete ignorance , while at the same time stating to become educated .", "context": ["@USER great ! Imagine no Muslims and no Quran . There would actually be peace", "@USER @USER The Qur'an does not promote violence unless it is in war . Muslims are a peaceful people . Get educated ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , heaven forbid we have any moral standards as a culture .", "context": ["Lol at porn addicts trying to make other men into the emasculated weaklings . This is Olympic level projection . ", "@USER Lol at you pretending like theocracy is conservatism"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yea but those ppl who argue in defense of bigotry listen to ppl like Ben Shapiro & still read Brietbart . Which Obviously makes them an expert on racial inequality lol", "context": ["I HATE THIS ARGUMENT WITH A PASSION ! The law is some 💩 in some areas . Perfect example is the 13th amendment . The Jim Crow era . There is a reason that you are still hearing “ The first black / woman to ___ in 2020 . Opportunity still isn ’ t equal . ", "@USER One of the things that annoys me most is that there's always someone who wants to argue with people who have degrees in sociology / criminal justice as if we didn't spend whole semesters dissecting this stuff 🙄 As if there aren't thousands of race-specific exclusionary laws 😑"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER - Same crowd that is anxiously awaiting 9th circuit travel ban relief thinks that appeals are a waste of time .", "context": ["Thinking about this \" discussion \" has flatly pissed me off . If any of you are interested , read about Michael Morton ' … ", "@USER I read Just Mercy a couple of months ago . I defy anyone to read that and not have qualms about the death penalty ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER calls ppl ignorant ; ends a sentence with \" are . \" omg lulz , please stop bro you're making this too easy .", "context": ["Rep . Nancy Pelosi to Democrats : Treat Trump voters like a friend whose boyfriend is a jerk ", "@USER good thing I'm not a democrat , I'll go on treating Drumpf voters like the ignorant tools they are ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh that ’ s marvellous timing given all the disruption / diversions re : Constitution St . 🙈", "context": ["New Year roadworks # 1 Structural repairs to Morrison Street bridge , lane reduction on West Approach Road from 4th January . Snipped from our website - #edintravel ", "New Year roadworks # 2 Junction Bridge refurbishment , 5th January ' til mid March . Great Junction Street closed southbound , eastbound traffic only on Coburg Street . #edintravel "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "There is not much point in people of my generation having a #pension if our #pension companies treat the planet so badly that it will have disappeared by the time we reach #retirement age ! PLEASE review your processes to take better care of the 🌍", "context": [". @USER why have you sent me NINE letters in seperate envelopes over the past THREE days ? ! It ’ s environmentally irresponsible as well as irritating and inconvenient 🤨 #GoGreen #environmental #savetheplanet ", ". @USER as you can see , I wrote on Twitter to complain about receiving so many letters over a matter of days . Much to my annoyance I have now received a letter acknowledging my complaint about you sending me so many letters ... "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER she's a crazy tea party nut who criticizes \" safe spaces , \" but blocks anyone who disagrees with her .", "context": ["@USER just curious , which senator blocks you ? You may have mentioned it and I missed it .", "@USER @USER she's mine too . Wonder how long it would take me to get blocked ? I miss Wendy !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER on Trump and CIA friction . He is like kind of dictator they would impose on a nation they want to control .", "context": ["So Trump can ? Obama legit bc of false assertion of foreign birth but Lewis CAN'T ? Trump's legit aftr REAL foreign interference n election ?", "@USER @USER imagine if this was another country united states will be fighting for d voting to be done again ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You say socialist like it's a bad thing and yet support the communist's choice as your POTUS .", "context": ["Five for Trump's cabinet : A Cage-Fighting promoter , Putin's aunt , a fanatic Flat-Earther , a billionaire Goebbels impersonator and Ann Coulter", "@USER Go back to your socialist paradise in the UK and let our economy thrive ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you don't want a corrupt family doing selfish business behind closed doors ? This is the funniest tweet I've ever read .", "context": ["@USER @USER Hilarious how some repubs think mentioning Clinton somehow exonerates Lord Cheeto of his despicable behavior .", "@USER @USER @USER I rather have Cheetos then some corrupted family doing selfish business behind closed doors ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I like the part where a bit of fun with pictures is worse than you two shilling snake oil to innocent hopefuls .", "context": ["Sad to see some of the responses . There ’ s no misunderstanding the original tweet . It ’ s intentionally sexist . If you find that funny , so be it . But if you think it ’ s funny to attack or ridicule Samson for calling out the tweet ’ s sexist nature , you ’ re just as bad , if not worse . ", "The problem with those sexist “ jokes ” is that speaking up hardly makes it better , on the contrary . That ’ s why usually , I wouldn ’ t even try . And it ’ s why most of the time , people like that just get away with it . The low-class replies to Samson ’ s tweet just show the deeper issue ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Been a follower a long time . Just found out you had a podcast yesterday . Thanks for the retweet . I'm 34 minutes in right now . Luke just caught Rian Johnson's lightsaber . autocorrect botched oenophile *", "context": ["I did the Gerudo desert Seven Heroins puzzle off stream yesterday and I think shrine quests are my favorite part of Breath of the Wild , especially ones involving puzzles in the environment that aren't introduced to you . You just gotta figure out that there's a puzzle to solve", "@USER Seven Heroines * Seven heroins is what you try when being an eenophile gets stale . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER unfair to noble pig - that's an over fed cockroach whose grandfather was illegal immigrant from Germany", "context": ["G'day world media ! Appalled Trump would falsely label the refugees Australia rejected as \" illegal immigrants \" ? Boy do we have news for you ! *", "@USER And he said thousands ! Isn't it just 1,250 people ? He's a lying pig ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER exactly , also who's it offending : straight men , gays or ice cream ? Snowflakes angry over snowflakes", "context": ["Richard Hammond is criticised for gay ice cream joke on Amazon show , The Grand Tour ", "@USER @USER as a straight , ice cream eating male , I'm not offended at all and the Internet overreaction is ridiculous"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Twitter is kind of silly and for fun . There is no room for / s tags , so I guess some of you took me seriously ? For this I'm blocked ? I'm a huge fan of John Mcwhorter ( sic ) who writes books about how thoughtless ' grammar ' correction is largely nonsense - why I replied .", "context": ["I despise grammar pedantry . If your response to one of my Tweets is nothing more than a flame over a spelling / autocorrect / predictive typing or grammar error , there is a non-zero chance I will block you . The magnitude of that chance depends on how much you annoy me otherwise . 🤬", "@USER I don't get it . I posted an ironic reply with a dumb ' mis-correction ' of ' they're ' . Then I wrote : Now let's see .. should there be a comma before that terminal adverbial ' otherwise ' modifier clause ? 🧐 Kids , just say no to arbitrary prescriptive grammar / syntax rules !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm a master's student at FSU right now too lol", "context": ["I hope they never do , teams in the ACC support their team while in the SEC you have conference fans . … ", "@USER I'm a UF Fan because I went there for undergrad ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Here are my two favorite Cenk quotes about women , \" the only reason you would be against equality for women is if you are an incredibly weak man \" and \" if you were a woman and didn't have equality , wouldn't you be angry ? \" Sounds like a misogynist to me", "context": [". @USER has been a longtime fighter against corruption . However , our movement is bigger than any one person . I hear my supporters who were frustrated and understand their concerns . Cenk today said he is rejecting all endorsements for his campaign and I retract my endorsement .", "@USER @USER Will you ever apologize for endorsing someone with a well-reported-on record of misogyny ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER There is a huge difference between the words \" no \" and \" know \" .", "context": ["... is all of the illegal leaks of classified and other information . It is a total \" witch hunt ! \"", "@USER The real story is you colluding w the Russians to undermine American democracy .", "@USER Obama knew it when he got the classified intel which is why he made sure everyone in US gov't knew . ", "@USER The FBI , CIA and NSA all know it which is why they are trying to protect democracy by exposing you .", "@USER These are career professionals that have worked for both Republican and Democratic Presidents . They know u are compromised ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Trump can judge & bully every 1 . W / his daughter right by his side supporting him . But @USER can't call them out ?", "context": ["I guess @USER won't be selling CHACHtkes anymore . Meanwhile greatest press for the retailer ever . ", "@USER So disappointed in your judgment of Ivanka over her father's politics .", "@USER How is @USER judging her ? Half of America doesn't want her stuff . Sales went down by 70 % She supports & d … ", "@USER @USER @USER Julie needs therapy if a celebrity disappoints her"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But it appears that naturalnews may be censoring their posts as this doesn't fit their agenda .", "context": ["Google has removed the ENTIRE #NaturalNews . com website from its index . #health", "@USER @USER The link gives no explanation outside webmaster rules of why Natural News was removed from Google's seach engine .", "@USER @USER @USER They have here : & Also posted on the natural news site ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ah yes , another assumption , the icing on your black and white projection cake .", "context": ["Kellyanne Conway , Comrade Trump's daily lies ARE the story . Other presidents didn't get bad coverage because they didn't lie daily .", "@USER As usual , premise entirely rejected . Obama , Gibbs , Carney , and Earnest only lied when their lips were moving .", "@USER So we have the highest murder rate in 47 years ? There were 3M illegal votes for Clinton ? Whose payroll are you on ?", "@USER I refuse to defend Trump . And I refuse to accept your false narrative as well .", "@USER If that's your idea of defense , you're going to lose many debates . You ridiculously claimed Obama wasn't chronic liar .", "@USER And Cruz's father helped kill Oswald , Justice Scalia was murdered , Hillary stole millions from State , and remember Bowling Green !", "@USER Or Obama literally doubling national debt to 20 trillion during his two terms , paying ransom to Iran , sending them uranium .", "@USER Sorry everything's so back and white to you . Makes it hard to understand the world when you watch Fox News ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER _ LOL the guy with a handful of tweets and no followers calls me a troll but is trolling me love the @USER", "context": ["not anymore . The beginning of the end was the horrible Iran deal , and now this ( U . N . ) ! Stay strong Israel , January 20th is fast approaching !", "@USER Where is the outrage for #Israel ? Where is ability 4 #Obama to think big picture and legacy inste … ", "@USER @USER you know the difference between antisemitism and antizionism , or cronyism . Not a question . You're a troll ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I did it out of and then proved its false assumptions . Your point ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Any problem with the fact that every Republican state is more murderous than Sweden ?", "@USER @USER @USER Do attend Darmouth College ? Look your statistics up relative to Republican counties .", "@USER @USER @USER I said states , not counties . Also , you can't even speak English properly . Go away .", "@USER @USER Ha , hah , ha ! Bcuz demographics of major cities changed btwn 2009/2016 #FakeNews #Snopes", "@USER @USER You posted a link to that said that your claim was false . We ar … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yr highness outrage over #Twitteratti slamming anti-india gals ! A long time fan ", "context": ["Hahhaa .. What can I say ... \" DONT WEAR ABVP \" then ... Breathe easy ... ", "@USER OOPS , @USER must be proud of this culture & Graffitis in institutes that call for separation of Kashmir from INDIA", "@USER @USER Sir , they hold PLACARDs on BRA / Condomns / slurs in campus & not focusing on studies , yo … ", "@USER @USER Sir , hope u love 🇮 🇳 as we do , chk graffitis , \" PC Stmts \" help Foe who wants 1000 cuts on u … ", "@USER @USER Sir , pl care to speakup , act on this attack on 7yr old kid , back 2back murders in #KERALA ", "@USER @USER Sir , + 1 for u to hv a look , \" beheading \" not in #Syria but #Kerala , pls speak up & act ? "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER @USER Defining something into existence is fallacious . Fallacies are , by definition , dishonest", "context": ["It is when there is in fact sufficient warrant for the said belief , or it is a momentous , live and forced option . ", ". @USER If I had sufficient evidence , I would believe . I'll believe anything if there's enough evidence . I'm weird like that .", "@USER Same here ! @USER Since atheists are a very loosely related group ... what did you escape from ? POE ?", "To escape from Atheism is to escape from delusion and separation of the only source of goodness there is . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER How do you know \" the only source of goodness there is \" is the thing ( God ? ) you believe it is ?", "@USER @USER Because God is Eternal Truth and Goodness , by definition .", ". @USER Spiritual seeker here . Your definition is not evidence . Why don't you leave atheists alone ? @USER @USER", ". @USER @USER @USER It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so dishonest in how he presents his \" arguments . \"", "Point out the dishonesty in my arguments for God's existence . DO IT . @USER @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Haha . Twitter folk never fail to amaze and amuse ! Strange guy indeed .", "context": ["Saw Moh yesterday after the match , walking around near the Fan TV filming with his hood down in the rain trying to be noticed .", "Everyone had hoods up / hats on etc and he was so overly blatant about it , just wondering around himself looking for someone to notice him .", "I just watched him for about 30 seconds while I was waiting for our other mates coming out , was truly weird behaviour . Strange guy", "@USER he did the same outside a hotel in London where the Schalke team were staying one night . Chasing after draxler . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER One year , I used my Krampus to do shopping on behalf of Santa . ", "context": ["I just realized the 1 day I need to go to the mall is some kind of black death event ? I guess that's the problem with ignoring pop culture", "@USER the mall was less disastrous than I expected especially since I went by #yycbike . As did someone w … ", "@USER @USER It was me ! Saw you in Discovery Hut but couldn't get through the crowd to say hi .", "@USER @USER that was my main mission , I love the service and the #ShopLocally but I loathe the \" music \" .", "@USER @USER That was the only reason I went to Chinook . Trying to mostly #shoplocal", "@USER @USER @USER I've been christmas shopping exclusively by bike for years - makes it bearable ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER she was shocked , they tried to stop her going but she went . She met lovely Hindus there , but no Muslims !", "context": ["By every definition , without any exaggeration , the LNP are fascists .", "@USER @USER definitely and definitively .. only jackboots short of full blown nazis ..", "@USER @USER I'd better paint the Black Death symbol on my door to keep them at bay !", "@USER @USER daughter went 2 Indonesia , border force gave her a shocking time , as single & went to a ' muslim ' country ! #pigs", "@USER How offensive and thuggish . I hope it didn't upset her too much . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Hyper-partisan media and policy operative , Spicer , complaining about delays and digging in to personal lives of nominees ... ?", "context": ["Spicer @USER again mentions POTUS started his day w / security / intel briefing ... b / c there's concern he doesn't take them ( or listen )", "POTUS says deportations are being done in a \" military manner \" Spicer says * that means * w / precision , not actually w / military Flawless ...", "Spicer says Obama didn't allow proper Q / comment period for bathroom issue ... has Trump ?", "Spicer taking stance that since Title IX doesn't explicitly talk about transgender protection , it doesn't cover it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER but when teams submitted #honest bids , those bids did not win", "context": ["Notts County LFC situation looking bleak . If debts not paid immediately , relicensing would have to be considered a no go .", "@USER #FLAGSHIP competition ; are some teams following in the wake of Fulham , Charlton etc too reliant on money from men's club ?", "@USER getting into debt too . Sustainability & control should be the key words here but it's severely lacking"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The tories will be largely responsible for a united ireland should it happen .", "context": ["Yet again time to remind people that it is the British border in Ireland . It is not the Irish border . “ United Ireland ” is trending on twitter in the UK right now .", "@USER @USER I think it ’ s inevitable , don ’ t you ?", "@USER @USER Absolutely - have said so since the referendum - the tories will cut ties soon I imagine"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Stanley was not making the threat you chose to misunderstand . Heard of ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Yoh Cracker . . . we want more and more and more . You'll get your lynchings yet .", "@USER < < < violent racist leftist hypocrite , a lawyer , REPORT HERE : @USER @USER", "@USER < < < Report NY lawyer 2 NY Bar for making terroristic threats : @USER … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL . John Durham is a Trump appointee . DOJ leadership has been hand-picked by Trump for nearly 3 years now . I ’ m sure plenty of indictments will drop very soon though ...", "context": ["I see James Comey has a victory lap op-ed out , making it clear he didn't read the report . Which is at least consistent with his management style of apparently not reading FISA applications .", "@USER @USER @USER Remember when any of Trump ’ s boogeymen were indicted for anything whatsoever , after nearly 3 years ? Me neither ...", "@USER @USER @USER Time to roll them all up now charge THEM ALL with sedition and treason ! Now that they have done a full and complete investigation , a lot of it is open source now just imagine what we don't know , but with what we do know it's provable sedition and treason ... bye bye Comey 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Theres more swamp to drain first . Need to remove ALL corrupt protectors BEFORE any charges are filed so that they can actuallybe held accountable . #StandFast #StandStrong #Faith second term is when I believe the action will start ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER By the originalists ' logic , the 2nd Amendment applies only 2 muskets because automatic weapons didn't exist .", "context": ["Gorsuch is an originalist , which is exactly why he's unacceptable , except when compared to the others .", ". @USER LIke Scalia , they feel text of the constitution should only be interpreted with the meaning of th … ", "@USER um , how is that not a cover for being dogmatic ? Those men have been dead for 300 years . There is always a level of interpretation", ". @USER Right , it's generally just the cover rationale for giving conservatives any interpretation they p … ", "@USER also , typo . * 200 years lol oops . ( Now that's just embarrassing )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The sure is compelling ... but I doubt if #MadKingDonald has the self-awareness to figure it out . ", "context": ["And BTW even if the \" cordial discussion \" version is true , the Trump-originated leak is in itself bullying the media and demonizing dissent", ". @USER I seriously think he will end up in a #RubberRoom before this is over ... #TrumpPutin2016 ", "@USER I've said from the beginning that Trump will commit impeachable offenses - he thinks we all work for him . Entitlement ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I am a woman so I can't hate women . I don't hate gays for sure And all my friends are Jews 😂 Thanks tho you're so full of \" love \"", "context": ["At least 20 people reported killed by car bomb blast during morning rush hour in Somalia's capital , Mogadishu ", "@USER @USER You got it all wrong obviously . Yes it is the religion of peace . Just because extremists ( that exist everywhere ) aren't peaceful or even human doesn't mean the whole religion isnt peaceful . You probably should work on the way you think there dude . Peace :)", "@USER @USER @USER You should really think about what you say about Islam being a ‘ religion of peace ’ 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Oh I am thinking , unlike certain people . In fact Islam is all about thinking and learning . I suggest you learn more before you speak . 😊 Also it is the religion of peace and whatever you \" think \" won't change this fact 😁", "@USER @USER @USER Have you actually read the Quran ? In what way is Islam the religion of peace ?", "@USER @USER @USER Actually yes I read and listen to it daily also arbaic is my mother tongue so yes I understand it very well . It is the religion of peace just because your undeveloped mind isn't aware of that doesn't change this fact .", "@USER @USER @USER Guess you hate women , gays , and Jews . Disgusting person ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER In that case do whatever you want . You ’ re either the greatest coach in the world or you ’ re playing quite the low level of ball . 😂 😂 😂", "context": ["Bunt . Absolutely bunt . Also hit and run . Also take good angles . Also learn to run bases . Also learn to be a good teammate . Also learn to respect the game . But definitely bunt . It ’ s part of the game . Always has been . Always will be . ", "@USER I like the drag bunt ... just not the sacrifice . I ’ d rather hit and run and open up holes / challenge the catcher", "@USER Say you ’ re coaching in the HS state championship . Best defensive SS gets a leadoff single in the 6 hole . He runs a 7.7 60 . 7-8- 9 are 2 freshmen and a kid you convinced from the band to play . You gonna let those 3 take daddy hacks to score him ? SAC and bloop & you have parade"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , whatever you do , do not become \" oppositional . \"", "context": ["How many of us have been told our work doesn't count as research or scholarship ? How many teachers , adjuncts , activists ? How many students ?", "I was told at UW Madison , \" All that matters is peer review . Work posted to the web is not considered peer reviewed . \" ", "When I pushed back and talked about my digital scholarship , a senior administrator called me \" stubborn . \" "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are tweeting from a twitter handle that literally says your profession within the govt and calling someone an asshat . YOU are in the wrong . He is now a private citizen . Maybe get YOUR priorities straight . #ucphypocrisy #UCPcorruption", "context": ["I can ’ t even think of something witty to say to this because it ’ s just THAT stupid . Delete your tweet you asshat . #ableg ", "@USER @USER @USER You ladies are so beyond immature . What a way to dialogue while representing your employer .", "@USER @USER @USER So it ’ s okay for the FORMER DEPUTY PREMIER to attack political staff but it ’ s not okay for us to call him out on it ? Get your priorities straight ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes , because the owners of the prisons are true villains here . Those incarcerated are just innocent bystanders", "context": ["Spending the day today visiting California State Prison , to learn more about what life for incarcerated people is like , and to coach them in the Entrepreneur-In-Training Program . We have to improve our prison system and I want to learn mire about how best to do that . #Gleib2020", "@USER Wouldn ’ t a better thing to do is to find out how the circumstances that got them there in order to help prevent future generations from following the same path ?", "@USER @USER That ’ s always the goal , but the people in prison are just that , people . We can ’ t hope to address the problems of the future without first fixing the failings we have now .", "@USER @USER That ’ s one of thinking about it or we can can accept the fact that we failed an entire generation of people and there ’ s very little we can do", "@USER @USER One way to fix this problem would be to end private prisons , and turn all prisoners over to the government . And then reform our system to re-educated prisoners to discourage re-offence , and give them a chance to return to society ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The patriarchy isn't anything new , and it's been going on since forever . Therefore it is okay and will never change and nobody should voice their protest on the matter .", "context": ["That's funny , I thought #CSDB was the BEST place to get commercial releases for the #C64 as soon as they become available . Damn , I guess I was wrong . #indiedev ", "@USER I'm guessing you're new to the scene and how it works .", "@USER I get how it \" works \" : anyone with the audacity to develop for the #C64 will see their work violated and distributed outside of the intended distribution channel . Then the people who pirated the game all stand up to be counted on #CSDb . Then they ban the developer . ", "@USER @USER Wow . I * really * thought you had them with this one . Guess they ’ re too chicken to put there money where their mouths are ? 🤔 It ’ s a shame coz , without this redundant , so-called “ cracking ” scene - I ’ d love to one day take a stab at C64 dev . Not while these losers are still around . ", "@USER @USER Not while their around ? I'm not on anyone's side here , but the cracking scene isn't anything new , this same behaviour has been going on since the early 80s ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER so that's your whole mission to make people beleive in nothing and denounce all religion ? And you said to get a life lmao", "context": ["A man too racist to be a federal judge in the 80s is now Attorney General . Do you realize how racist \" too racist \" was in the 1980s ?", "@USER @USER Racist enough to know that Antifada controls all of the inner city Krips and half the gangs in California .", "@USER are you ok ? You don't seem very stable . Maybe it's time for a wellness check ?", "@USER You are a Coward and you won't come to my face . I Killed your pathetic Muslim family & watched them carted off like street dogs !", "@USER You know something I laugh about it everyday when I wake up and before I go to sleep knowing Muhammad is a pathetic false prophet", "@USER get a life . religion is dumb and so is yours ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , because they have never done this before Trump ? It is his fault . They just attacked and killed Americans on foreign soil . Then attacked our Embassy . That should get a pass . We should sit back and wait for them to pull a 9/11 before we act .", "context": ["Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American , & badly wounded many others , not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime , including recently ...", "... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ...", "... targeted 52 Iranian sites ( representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago ) , some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture , and those targets , and Iran itself , WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD . The USA wants no more threats !", "@USER Thank for your protecting Americans and standing up against terrorists , Mr . President ! 🇺 🇸", "@USER @USER When an Iranian inevitably takes it into their own hands and decides to target American citizens on US soil as retaliation , don ’ t forget to thank him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Reducing language and thought to pithy \" messages \" was invented by Marketing and its acolytes . Is it any surprise they operate this way ? And here we are debating via pithy Tweets .", "context": ["Not a day goes by when I didn't wish people in marketing all saw clear value in . - Going to stores & websites - looking at what the point of purchase feels like . - Going to shopping malls , events , pubs , the real world and listening / watching people - Doing Qual research . 1/2", "Not a day goes by when I didn't wish people in marketing dismissed immediately - Every single chart ever by eMarketer . - Every survey about \" how people will behave \" - Every stat put out by any tech company - Anything ever coming from Forrester . - Any quantitative prediction .", "I see charts like this and I just want to burn the industry down . It shows literally nothing and yet will be used as if it's clear guidance for decision making . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you notice all these fans questioning your fandom or backing Dean are all out of towners and not from SD", "context": ["Becoming more clear that Chargers left San Diego because they didn't like the outdated video boards at the Q that they REFUSED to upgrade", "@USER serious question ... would you spend money on upgrading your kitchen when you want to convince people to build you a new one ?", ". @USER That depends . Do I have consumers spending their hard earned money to eat in my kitchen ? You damn right I would", "@USER but from a business stand point of gaining a new facility , wouldn't that take away the immediate need for a new stadium ?", "@USER It's called business . Investing in your product . Not serving your consumers expired meat . Come on . How about good-faith biz ?", "@USER it's the Nfl ... they are not in the business of \" good faith \" #cutthroat", "@USER And - as an owner in a billion dollar industry , I'm not expecting someone else to build it for me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER hope they fix it for you and everyone else needing it too . In the meantime Play modded .. Much more fun", "context": ["I really wish I could have Minecraft Bedrock Beta access , AND access to realms instead of one or the other . I wish the opt out process worked . Id love to play on Beta , but also dont want to lose realms . Not at the same time , but on the same device , togglable . @USER #minecraft", "@USER @USER If I could transfer my Bedrock Ed . to you I'd gladly let you have it . As far as Realms there is Java based Realms", "@USER @USER I appreciate it . I am primarily a bedrock player . I have purchased 10 copies . My problem is that I cannot test anything in Beta while also having access to realms , because opting into Beta locks the device out of realms , not just the account . This is important as a YTer . Ugh ..", "@USER @USER that is bad news , I guess they need to work betas like snapshots - Realms just flat out refuses to try a connection", "@USER @USER No no , realms are totally locked out its not allowed , and for good reason . I just wanna be able to switch back n forth without fiddling with the annoying opt in / out feature ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Celebrity leaders of women's march protesting objectification of women : : @USER @USER ", "context": ["Wow , television ratings just out : 31 million people watched the Inauguration , 11 million more than the very good ratings from 4 years ago !", ". @USER got : 7 mil fewer viewers than BO's 1st #Inauguration 3 mil fewer votes than HRC 50 % fewer attende … ", ". @USER yes , that is what @USER is doing ... cry , cry , cry"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So wait ... You think I'm the one acting like a child ? Haha . .", "context": ["@USER @USER So , what you're agreeing with is : healthcare is a right when it's life or death , right ?", "@USER @USER I am saying that is what the law is . Do not agree that even in life or death you can force another to do something .", "@USER #Singlepayer is not about \" forcing \" , it's about \" paying for \" . It would remove a reason to deny treatment , the Dr volunteers 2B a Dr", "@USER 97 % of doctors enter into medicine for the money . Ok so \" paying for \" . Who is responsible for paying for YOUR health ?", "@USER Nice statistic ! Too bad it's 100 % false . We're in it together , our costs are linked , & we can get more 4 less if we pool resources", "@USER and why is that ? That is the problem with your arguments .", "@USER cuz when I don't pay , you pay more . When my ins comp denies coverage & I go on medicare , your taxes pay for it anyway .", "@USER no that is NOT why . That is one part of why . Keep guessing . Your whole argument is superficial rhetoric your were told to believe .", "@USER lol , you're not countering my arguments by simply calling them rhetoric . I'm using logic , you're trying to label it something else", "@USER no you are not using logic . If you were you would not be FOR the ACA . You are just regurgitating rhetoric .", "@USER Who's talking about the ACA ? I'm arguing for a #SinglePayer system . ACA not even close to where we should be .", "@USER hahaha . Oh you're serious . Now I understand why you don't get a simple request to end the conversation .", "@USER I care enough to not let points stand uncountered so that when others see , they will get why I'm right and you're wrong .", "@USER Didn't you have a family to get to ? Wasn't that your whole reason for running away ? go ahead now . go on .", "@USER wow so clueless he doesn't even realize he is being mocked . Running away ? Nah . Critical thinking , hit the books now .", "@USER either that , or your mocking has no effect ... Believe what you want , and run away all you want . Nobody's stopping you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Exactly . How dare they let people vote on stuff ! Especially stuff that was poorly worded and had multiple definitions in 2016 and now has more clarity in 2020 . Imagine the callousness of actually letting people vote on the actual arrangement . Have very dare they !", "context": ["Boris Johnson despises working class people . He describes them as : - “ drunk ” - “ criminal ” - “ aimless ” - “ feckless ” - ” hopeless ” His government offers the people of this country absolutely nothing .", "@USER @USER He can get a deal which he will put to the people . Johnson has no intention of negotiating - he will crash us out - then with no eu food standards he will do a deal with Trump so we have hormone beef , chlorinated chicken and an NHS sell off . Johnson sold his soul to trump / Putin", "@USER @USER @USER He only offering a people ’ s vote to attract voters . It ’ s a political more for him , not the UK . It ’ s certainly undemocratic . He ’ s not likely to negotiate any better deal and no-deal is as much greater under Labour . #labourbalderdash", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m referring to the referendum . You ’ re welcome ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER no , it meant the money keeps coming out of my pocket for them .", "context": ["@USER spreading the word on #VoteNoOnTwo . If these crooks are pushing for something we were against it's quite obvious as to why .", "@USER @USER or sometimes we need to take some bad with the good ?", "@USER @USER what good has the state been giving us ? Seriously name something . #VoteNoOnTwo", "@USER @USER I never said they did . But atleast the turnpike is nice . We need more public transportation", "@USER @USER and the tolls and toll hikes were supposed to pay for the turnpike , etc . Where's the $ . #notinmypocket", "@USER @USER the road is in great condition , why would they give you money ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ( Lighten up days man who retweets hate and abuses people )", "context": ["I posted something that has attracted a lot of response , some of it very unpleasant . But I ’ d like to make this clear ; I don ’ t care . Brexiters have taken away my EU citizenship and , more importantly , that of my 3 children . I take it personally , and will never stop fighting .", "I'm also becoming very suspicious at the number of Leavers who profess to have PhD's and multiple degrees and tell me so using lots of swear words and grammatical error . It doesn't quite ring true to me . But perhaps I'm wrong ? Perhaps they're just angry ?", "@USER That ’ s because your a pig ignorant buffoon . Could you bury your head in the sand any deeper ? Guess what ? Another degree level leaver . Shove that in your pipe and smoke it .", "@USER @USER Lol . Textbook pathetic response . It ’ s twitter , not a final year dissertation . Another example of remoaners having no actual response or argument other than spelling and grammar . I wonder how many I ’ d find in yo ’ oo ’ uurrr ’ ee ’ e pointless drivel ?", "@USER @USER I was thinking the same about your post . You mock him as ignorant and buffoon like and then spell it incorrectly . The irony castrates you . I ’ m not sure you know my politics enough to comment on them , but you fantasise if it excites you .", "@USER @USER Talk about thinking in to something far toooooooooo deeply . Lighten up man . The briefest of looks at you twitter shows constant retweets of guardian articles . That tells me everything I need to know about your political view ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER thanks it was nice argue with you , i hope Brett Dalton is proud of you", "context": ["REQUESTED RT for Legends of Tomorrow LIKE for Agents of S . H . I . E . L . D . ", "@USER season 1 of AOS yes but onwards Hell NO", "@USER you are missing awesome season , there's #GhostRider Robbie Reyes <3 and lot other amazing storylines", "@USER they ruin the characters and killed Grant Ward . I only watch a few episodes of S4 cause I thought Grant Ward would be back .", "@USER you can't have just one villian so long or it gets boring so it was his time to go , don't get me wrong i like him too but", "@USER own show . They don't deserve to be ruin because of how much #Aos screwed up . #StandWithWard #CancelAoS", "@USER whoa ! calm down O . O how can you say cast is rude ! ? what have they done to you ? That you take so personally , it just a tv show :D", "@USER I defend my favorite things too and i like season one , it was shocking to see that Ward was HYDRA agent and it's sad what they .", "@USER 😂 😂 😄 😄 dude your show is getting Canceled . And it's not renewed for S5 why do you think it stop being popular #CancelAoS", "@USER well you can have your opinion while i watch until that happens"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Somehow I think you are in fact proving my deduction to be quite accurate . I bet the escapes you ... #SeekTruth", "context": ["Maybe Trump can sue them for taking his signature maneuver . 👍 \" Bullying in the Age of Trump \"", "@USER Maybe he could if they had . I think he's more focused on real issues & actually working , unlike last @USER", "@USER It's refreshing to see you are beginning to recognize what is real news & what is not . Hold #MSM Accountable . #AboutTime", "@USER refreshing ? and you're in-the-know of what i watch or listen to past and present ? Glad DT has time for foolishness tho .", "@USER lol .. it's fairly easy to figure out . Didn't take a genius . DT's time for foolishness is directed at removing it .", "@USER guess you're poor at it . Watched fox 10yrs.Diff is , i think for need them to tell you what to think"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I spent my first 17 years in the South I know @USER", "context": ["planning my entire grad school program out yay", "Make sure to plan-out the social contacts / links you'll need to get one of those great jobs after #DontRockTheBoat @USER", "@USER at least i will be teaching science , and they seem to want science teachers .", "yes , good choice not many seem to want to teach hard science these days @USER", "@USER the irony being i am in the south , gonna teach science ( and evolution ) and william jennings bryan is my cousin . lolz ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh is that why \" Safe and Sound \" also showed up ?", "context": ["I was listening to the Rogue One soundtrack and then \" Call Me Maybe \" came on as a suggested track . Explain yourself , @USER !", "@USER Hi Matt ! No worries , we can explain . ' Call Me Maybe ' is a tune in every galaxy . From Wookie to Bothan , we can all jam to CRJ / J", "@USER Cool , cool . Do you believe Cassian and Jyn love each other ?", "@USER We believe anything can happen in a revolution . :) / NQ"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm sorry , I didn't know that satellites were the only method of identifying hurricanes . Now I feel very sorry for the poor 19th century sailors who didn't know what kind of storm they were sailing through . ", "context": ["@USER @USER finds that the number of worldwide weather-related natural disasters AND their economic costs has increased significantly over the past 40 years . ", "@USER @USER The number of Atlantic hurricanes has skyrocketed in recent years . ", "@USER @USER Proven and currently occurring effects of climate change - sea level rise and warmer ocean temperatures - are known to make storms worse , more powerful , and more rain-logged , with more flooding and storm surges . ", "@USER @USER @USER Do not know what the first graph is about as it has no labels . Second graph appears to be cherry-picked to find a specific location where sea levels are falling - implies bias . Third graph shows an increase .", "@USER @USER @USER First ones cyclones hence severe & non severe & if ones is going up then there is no bias .", "@USER @USER @USER Source ? That graph looks like it was put together in Excel , which gives cause for doubt for its verifiability .", "@USER @USER @USER Exclusively Australian cyclone records are not representative of the globe . National Hurricane Centre finds that the number of Atlantic hurricanes has increased , with the average increasing in the last decade from 11 to 16 per year over past 50 years . ", "@USER @USER @USER University of Arizona had Sattalite tech in 1850s . Got it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" Come join EMO as a comms person ! Over communicate , and you'll be fired . Under communicate , and you'll be thrown in jail for criminal negligence ! \"", "context": ["Seeing a lot of tweets looking for “ the responsible ” person when the fact that we have a * system * that can fail like this is the issue . Accident theory ( Perrow 1984 ) shows we always hunt low-level schmucks ; not those who put the thing there in the first place . #AmberAlert ", "@USER I disagree with the use of the word ' failure ' . A failure would be if people were significantly harmed from this . The processes in place are from lessons learned in the Mississauga rail disaster from years ago .", "@USER @USER I think failure is the correct term . Some part of a process did not work the way originally intended . False + ' ive alerts are not part of routine ops . The degree to which that failure generated consequences is what you are speaking of . E . g . this was not a \" catastrophic failure \" .", "@USER @USER The dynamic nature of such incidents , and our ( thankfully ) lack of experience in significant crises , means that there's always going to be some aspect of a process that did not work as intended . IMO , you're suggesting failure is guaranteed .", "@USER @USER Yes , failure is guaranteed . Which is why you try to build uncertainty and resilience into the system . We need to hold owners / managers responsible for that ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Tonight Hamilton adds 3rd act part where Alexander Hamilton designs explains & defends electoral college #oops #history", "context": ["@USER @USER that did not happen . As vp it's his job to listen to the pleas of those who are different", "@USER he went to a play . It was not the appropriate platform . The ensemble alienates fans from me to Pres . Obama ( his tweet today )", "@USER it was an appropriate platform . He does not get to just show up and sit in a theatre full of people he alienated ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER & these are the people who call us ' libtards ' , ' snowflakes ' , & tell us to run off to our safespaces . .", "context": ["Can the #DearBlackPeople crowd just watch the movie #DearWhitePeople . It's not what you think . Zero need to insult a whole race .", "@USER their logics r ' interesting ' . I've never seen so much outrage over a title , cuz I'm sure they didn't watch the 30 sec trailer .", "@USER I'm white AF . I have been discriminated against because of my race but I'm not part of a systematically oppressed group .", "@USER it's 2017 and PoC are still being treated drastically different ... \" But hey , the title of this show is triggering \" 😧"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER pay no attention to @USER .. He epitomises being cynical . And eating a lot of BBQ . And he cannot code", "context": ["Had an inspiring morning at @USER boot camp . All the graduates had passion and ambition . Superstars in the making . Love my job !", "@USER Give them five months and they'll be as cynical and downtrodden as the rest of us .", "@USER @USER Three months into my post graduation job and it ain't happened yet . ;)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER & you don't understand what the Dunning Kruger paper showed", "context": ["#ICYMI-Turnbull's One Nation preference pal telling parents they should think twice abt vaccinating.Dangerous , disc … ", "@USER @USER Encourage parents to do their own research ? And ignore medical science ? Dunning Kruger politician .", "@USER @USER vaccines not falsifiable therefore not science . They are a religion . One with no redeeming features ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Logically there are 17 weeks of rankings , and 25 teams . So there are 17 # 1 teams , and 17 #25 teams . 425 ranked teams in one season ! It ’ s perfect !", "context": ["The National Champions are headed to Washington D . C . 🔗 ", "@USER @USER The greatest thing about LSU season is , they beat 7 top 10 teams , they more or less had 4 playoff games , i say best team ever . Geaux Tigers", "@USER @USER @USER Let's count together ready Texas number 9 .. Florida well 7 . Alabama was 3 . Georgia was 5 . Auburn was 9 Oaklahoma was for 4 , Clemson in was 3 .. Ready , , Let's count together . 1234567", "@USER @USER @USER yes , that's actually how it works , at the time of playing , they were top 10 , that's how the metric is measured .", "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely no one thinks Texas is a top - 10 team . Ask anyone", "@USER @USER @USER they may not be a top 10 now , but they were when we played them , jesus , just take the L . the metric is the metric .", "@USER @USER @USER Ok . Let me ask you this a different way . Would Texas beat LSU , Clemson , OSU , Georgia , Oregon , Florida , Oklahoma , Alabama , Penn State , or Minnesota ?", "@USER @USER @USER let them play them with the rosters presently constituted and find out . anything is possible . K state beat OU 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ and by your logic , LSU had 4 top 10 wins , Bama is not in the final top 10 . you cant have this argument both ways", "@USER @USER @USER It's obvious you're trying to create your own narrative to make yourself right . 15 and 0 was the record . When you beat a ranked team you can't go back and say all they're not ranked anymore . Stop Embarrassing yourself", "@USER @USER @USER Why not ? Teams do it all the time . When Temple and PSU beat Maryland they were ranked . Do we count Maryland as a ranked win for Temple and PSU ? No we don ’ t"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Redistributing will continue , but to be effective , they will be filed in STATE COURTS , since this ruling means SCOTUS is irrelevant on the issue ... maybe more of these cases will be brought & Roberts can rule SCOTUS is no legal authority at all ... ( )", "context": ["#BREAKING : 5-4 #SCOTUS , in an opinion by Chief Justice Roberts , holds that partisan gerrymandering claims are categorically non-justiciable , and cannot be resolved by federal courts . Huge , huge decision : ", "@USER It ’ s not going to stop gerrymandering cases from going forward , though .", "@USER Redistricting cases press on , even after high court ruling "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You replied to this with . He ’ s a terrible fighter . fkn casuals , with bulldog missus .", "context": ["Starting today , we will unveil our top 🔟 fighters of the 2010s . It was a tall order we did not take lightly , so be on the lookout . Who do you think should be No . 1 ? 🤔", "@USER If it ’ s not Jones , start over and try again .", "@USER @USER Jones is absolutely not in the runnings for # 1 . You're crazy .", "@USER @USER He ’ s # 1 all time . No one with any credibility argues that . It ’ s not even worth discussing .", "@USER @USER That makes for a real good , honest debate . Good luck with your one way mindset buddy . 👍"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER been waiting for a week ! this is my second attempt , great service - #winning", "context": [". @USER your customer service is causing Our business huge issues . 1 week with no service waiting for answers #disgusted", "@USER In order for us to help and verify the issue we ask you to fill out our form at .", "@USER this isn't about content online this is service moving our business address . We're using your mifi since we can't get moved", "@USER in order for us to identify the situation and help , you need to send us your information to our form ", "@USER that form is for a web issue ... This is why customer service is poor . One size fits all , no care for the particulars .", "@USER The form is needed to protect your personal data , since we need account information to locate and verify the situation .", "@USER fine , but the form is not relevant . There is no URL causing me problems", "@USER You can put any URL in order to submit the form ( ex : ) .", "@USER the URL is for us to identify your post .", ". @USER what post ? An optional field is marked required . Poor UX - sent form . Currently even Mifi is down . #nightmare", "@USER we confirm your email . Please wait for our reply .", ". @USER now we are being ignored by both our Vodafone rep , and your online support . #fail", "@USER in order for us to help , please tell us the reference of your email .", ". @USER here you go : #305358 - Maybe we can get someone else ignore us as well .", "@USER your email has been forward to the business department . You should wait for their anwser ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I don't hear that , I hear their annoying grunts & moans from completing their dizzying set of 3 before bouncing the weights on the floor . Truly dazzling work there , dude .", "context": ["For anyone starting a new fitness journey this coming year I ’ ve got two imperative pieces of advice for you that will guarantee you succeed . 1 . Probably too much weight , Hulk 2 . Slow down and work on your form", "@USER I would add \" Wipe down the ( ^ * & ^ * ^ ( machine when you are done \" to your two points .", "@USER @USER Also , dropping the weights after doing a set doesn ’ t make you look cool . It makes you look like an idiot ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ended up doing karaoke for the ' Japs ' good watch though . Had me in stitches", "context": ["Finally managed to find Cutting Edge : Touts on Tour doc on You Tube last night . Quality telly from 2004 #wiffle #McGarrett", "@USER ' Oi ate the Welsh .. nevva dan naffink for the union . Celts aint they , not like the English and Scots ' 😂 😂 😂", "@USER Comedy gold . The fellar ringing up for Stones tickets wanting to know what star hotel was included for £ 120"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Or a huge \" well done , you ! Awesome ! \" usually gets their back up too !", "context": ["So my dad's engaged in a battle with an internet warrior . I warned him of the consequences . But it's too late .", "@USER If I know your dad , he won't let it go , either . Which game ? ?", "@USER Told him he'd lose because he fell into this idiot's trap but noooope he just had to bite 😂 it was on Gears 5 lol . In the end I managed to pull him away !", "@USER Haha ! ! ! That's really funny bc I can imagine him doing that !", "@USER Petty really but there you go . From all my experience of online gaming , whenever I get grief I usually just reply with a simple \" 👍 \" or a \" lol \" it usually works because they get more angry 😆"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yet wants to deny black & women vote in states to decide for themselves", "context": ["It ’ s quite simple : If you want to win an election , your people have to VOTE . Democrats didn ’ t show up by the MILLIONS .", "@USER lol , actually showed up more than DJT voters , by almost a million people , just an archaic system from 1789 disregards their vote", "@USER It ’ s not an “ archaic system . ” It ’ s how a constitutional republic works , which is what we are .", "@USER yes that is how we work , and the country has changed or added things along the way ( blacks being citizens , women voting , etc )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" Went out of his way ? \" He typed two words . How many posts have you made purporting that you don't care ?", "context": ["Just named General H . R . McMaster National Security Advisor .", "@USER YES ! This episode of THE APPRENTICE was just as good as all the others ( except those with that LOSER Schwarzenegger ) !", "@USER Did we say \" YOU'RE FIRED ! \" to the other candidates ? Or did the general get a ROSE ?", "@USER But wait ! That McMaster guy DOESN'T HAVE ANY HAIR !", "@USER How can he amount to anything without a head of NICE FLUFFY HAIR ?", "@USER Let's do it like we did with that FLYNN guy ! Wait a few weeks and then FIRE him even though he DID NOTHING WRONG !", "@USER Maybe DAVID HASSELHOFF can be our next pick for National Security Advisor ? He has that PRESIDENTED hair !", "@USER @USER @USER well if life revolved around whether you laughed or not then maybe I'd care 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER but unlike you , I didn't make a general statement . I merely contradicted your attempt to speak for all .", "@USER @USER @USER you're the one who went out of your way to tell me you laughed . That tweet was from yesterday"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER , Mark . criminals have been made rich by prohibition is not really good new !", "context": ["Agree , cannabis needs legalising , the war on soft drugs in the last 50 odd years has failed spectacularly ; time to … ", "@USER but you have to balance this with he good news that prohibition has made career criminals very rich .", "@USER Fair point on criminals / money but drugs have made crims rich also ... if legalised , its controllable & breaks the dealer link ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER i'm sure your trolled all their accounts 2 and said the same thing ___ ", "context": ["GOOD NEWS → The next 4 years are not going to look like the last 8 years . ", "@USER @USER lol , \" adults \" - and lol , \" snowflakes \" from a supporter of a guy who whines about SNL and Meryl Streep . You are a joke", "@USER @USER it's pretty hard when somebody punches back and the snowflakes arent use to it 🙈 🙈 🙈", "@USER @USER @USER Your insistence to name call and degrade will continue to divide this nation-its time for him to grow up"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER tbh I'd rather be able to drink and act like a teenager than to be a child and call someone else immature .", "context": ["Adam Dahlberg , Age 24 , no filters or foundation . I think I'm doing Ok . ", "@USER wait you're 24 now and you still act like your 17 wow man", "@USER wait you're 12 now and you still act like you're 12 wow man", "@USER if I'm 12 at least I act my own age"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh yeah and when you get the #Uber CEO blaming society for #Sexualassaults in Uber vehicles 🤑 🤑 The public don ’ t get assaulted by the gas man or the plumber .. ! He ’ s like you defending Uber .. Don ’ t take your cab for a service could get assaulted by the mechanic ", "context": ["#Uber driver faces #Brighton court charged with raping woman after Christmas party Ajmal Hazraty , 37 , is due to appear in court this morning ( Saturday 4 January ) charged with two counts of #raping the 31 - year-old woman ", "@USER If only the authorities 🙈 🙉 🙊 would have listened to us . ", "@USER @USER This comment from Dec 2018 when ULL won its appeal against being banned in Brighton But District Judge Tessa Szagun ruled Uber had \" satisfied me that they are now fit and proper to be granted this licence \" . Now where have we heard that before 🙄 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER If you don't start to grasp the difference between driver culpability and operator culpability , you're going to waste a lot of drivers ' money .", "@USER @USER @USER Ghost offices in Brighton I went to Brighton that day met with Brighton drivers the and the were also in attendance .. #Uber couldn ’ t care a less", "@USER @USER @USER The Uber office didn't license the rapist driver . BHDC did .", "@USER @USER @USER Funny that #Uber have plenty more rapist to go round .. so obviously having ghost offices around the south east and dispatching work from Aldgate is ok 👌 with you .. just so I know", "@USER @USER @USER How does his appalling crime demonstrate his operator's un-f & p ?", "@USER @USER @USER Probably the same way they let 41,000 uninsured trips be taken"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER the guy supporting and adulterous sexual predator is calling other people degenerate .", "context": ["Trump says it's impossible Russia has anything on him because he's too careful Trump confessed to sexual assault while wearing a lapel mic", "@USER he didn't claim anything . And your implication that he should act like a homosexual in front of other men , is despicable .", "@USER @USER those the only choices ? Homosexual or violent mysogynist ? hope there are no women in your life .. Well prob not", "@USER I'm not interested in your feminist propaganda . Go play \" Sarkeesian \" to the ball-less \" men \" in your life . @USER", "@USER @USER So , in summation : No . There are no women in his life .", "@USER at least I like women . Unlike your degenerate carcass . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Or , to quote a certain orange skinned man regarding white supremacist Nazis versus people who object to white supremacist Nazis , there is \" good on both sides . \"", "context": ["@USER @USER You must have known what kind of response you would get with that tweet . You could have included info about the Au / Nz teams but I guess the outrage factor would have been lower . Not cool .", "@USER @USER In fact I was struck by the simplicity of the game and the grandeur of the location and for a blessed few seconds forgot about outrage .", "@USER @USER @USER You mean you forgot about an objective analysis of someone's character as reflected by their detachment from reality and their seemingly wooden ear to all the signals of discontent from the population at their stance .", "@USER @USER @USER Pics can be read multiple ways . This is a good pic", "@USER @USER @USER this picture just communicates privilege , elitism , and ignorance of what's really happening in Australia right now .", "@USER @USER @USER That's one way to look at it . Everyone's going to bring their own angle & there's no right or wrong way to interpret things . That's the beauty of it .", "@USER @USER @USER I think this is a bit morally vacuous . Yes , we interprete things in different ways but there are , in many cases , an accepted principle or POV . We don't look at racism , HR violations and go \" many ways of looking at that \" . This may be somewhat ambiguous but most would think WTF"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes make Trek to be mindless ubiquity commodities and not something generations are inspired by or have any serious impact on society . That must be what CBS wants out of Star Trek these days .", "context": ["A short thread regarding #StarTrek #ShortTreks . If they were to remove EPHRAIM AND DOT from canon and simply keep it as a sort of homage to the adventures of Kirk and friends . If they were to make more of these , one for each series say , but not count them as canon . 1/3", "Simply sell them all as one offs celebrating the many decades of #StarTrek ... Would this work better for you ? Would you better appreciate what EPHRAIM AND DOT did and the other that would follow ? 2/3", "Or do you really not care about any of this and just watch for the entertainment value provided in the moment ? I won't do a poll . Just wanted to hear some of your thoughts ! 3/3"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Says the man / woman / bot with a flag", "context": ["@USER What's mental if how delusional you are that you think Scotland isn't leaving EU & let's not get started on Independance lol .", "@USER @USER why do you keep bring independance up ? scared to be alone ?", "@USER @USER @USER England wants out of eu union what's to stay in uk union ?", "@USER @USER @USER Actually UK wants out of EU - subtle difference .", "@USER @USER @USER not quite . UK is a Union last I looked .", "@USER @USER @USER Tough . It voted to remain in UK knowing Brexit was a real risk . #PutUpShutUp", "@USER @USER @USER Voted under lies which have been proven.ppl are awake now", "@USER @USER @USER Otherwise what a lovely meme . Your country flag looks superb with the vitriol on it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Exactly , it rather difficult to budget when there is less coming in than needs to go out . I expect a \" well get a better job \" or \" work harder . \" After all the only thing stopping anyone from being a millionaire is laziness . Last sentence", "context": ["If you were born in the 1940s there was a 93 % chance you ’ d be better off than your parents . By the 1990s it ’ s down to a 50-50 shot and declining fast . The American dream is dying and people sense it . We need to do better for our kids . We must rewrite the rules to work for them .", "@USER id say its a LOT to do with not teaching our children basics in budgeting , living within their means and being content ... theyre constantly being sold on everything", "@USER @USER thats 1/3 of what I listed , but teaching investment in the future is directly pointing at preparing to be in a better place than your parents , no ? Being a good steward starts with what you have ...", "@USER @USER Oh sure , some people are frivolous with their money , but this is the 3rd time just today that I've heard someone say that people are poor , bc they don't know how to budget . So maybe I was a little quicker to comment than I may have been otherwise .", "@USER @USER @USER Fairly easy to figure out . Wages are same for decades , overhead has tripled , education has tripled & healthcare has tripled . All while Government expanded & taxes / regulations went up . Blame who ever you want , but the bad budgeting take is weak . The #math simply does not add up ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER they should call it iBlack . Though , players who need it usually aren't .", "context": ["@USER @USER Why do NFL players wear eye black in a dome ? There's no sun dummy .", "@USER @USER I honestly think eye black does nothing no matter what", "@USER @USER you guys calm down ... It's only too look badass ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER that fact that you don't understand it is what the protest is about .", "context": ["Maybe I missed it , but where was the \" love \" she said she was there to promote ? ", "@USER @USER blowing up the White House ? Let me post something like that and I would be in Prison longer than John Hinkley .", "@USER @USER @USER I am so proud of all the Women and Men who attended the March but was not so impressed with Madonna .", "@USER @USER @USER I would understand it more if I knew why they protested . And what is it they feel unequal about ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Now I ve seen dozens of people share this story with verifiably wrong information in attempts to confirm a specific bias .", "context": ["Humor me and review the math from the article . If my theory is correct this is pretty laughable . … ", "@USER the confusion is the \" multiplier \" idea . what if instead of 5 , it was 1 machine , 1 widget , 1 min ? x100 it'd still take 1 min .", "@USER Yes but that ’ s not the question posed . The math they ’ ve used is factually incorrect and the answer is 5 ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That sounds swell , can we throw in a Mall , a Borj of some sort and of course several 5 star restaurants , Shisha a must . That should help encourage nature loving minorities to visit #LakeDistrict", "context": ["Lake District ' must change ' to attract more diverse visitors ", "@USER “ Able bodied White People ” 🙄 Being white and going for a walk is now considered elitist and should be frowned upon 🙄 So , a place of oustanding national beauty is to be tarmac and have numerous tacky buildings and ‘ attractions ’ concreted into it .. For diversity F * * off", "@USER @USER @USER A kebab shop , mosque and corner shop are exactly what is missing from the lake district . Seriously though , when did the lake district become a place where diverse people couldn't visit ? I've never been there either . So what ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Right . Sacrificing strategic , regional military bases to kill one replaceable guy is brilliant foreign policy .", "context": ["Maybe it ’ s time for a fully independent #Kurdistan in what is currently Northern #Iraq ? ", "@USER Shocking . It ’ s almost as if assassinating a foreign leader on Iraqi soil angered them . 🤔", "@USER @USER If they are angered by a terrorist leader being taken out while coordinating future attacks while in his country then they are a problem ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm sure monk is too but I guarantee you don't want Bama to win vs AR . #traitor", "context": ["All the smack talk was in good fun last night . In all sincerity , good win UK fans and best of luck the rest of the way . Love the state of KY", "@USER u moved 2Nashville to become famous - His end game is to go pro so he moved to ky . Same thing #catscatscats #usedtobeafan", "@USER @USER Ahh Nashville is THE place to go for country music . Monk is a 1st round draft pick anywhere . Not comparable", "@USER @USER Monk doesn't just want to be 1st round he wants to be # 1 . Don't think he has that kind of help @USER AR .", "@USER @USER Man you really don't know much about how billion $ teams draft .", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe , just maybe Monk wants to practice against the best and have a chance to win 🏆", "@USER @USER @USER apparently ol boy , Corey lives in Alabama so it's ironic either way . #hahahhaha", "@USER @USER @USER Sure do . And I'm loud and proud of where I'm from ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yea ok ! ! ! 🤣 🤣 🤣 it came from his own words that ’ s a FACT ! ! ! Literally word for word ! Bye bye now 🤣", "context": ["Former Republican House Members know the oaths they took . Why don ’ t today ’ s Republicans ? #DefendOurDemocracy ", "@USER My daughter got this email when President Trump was running for President . My daughter was scared he ’ d win so she wrote to Obama . She died soon after the election but the email gave her comfort ", "@USER @USER Obama was and is a gentleman . I did not vote for him although now I would . I did respect him and I do miss him .", "@USER @USER @USER No he was NOT ! ! ! He ’ s not trump ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Thank God ! ! Obama is CORRUPT .. but keep listening to MSM .. CNN , MSNBC .. and enjoy living under a rock .", "@USER @USER @USER Do there ’ s no facts on it ! ! ! so keep watching your Fox Network & getting brain washed", "@USER @USER @USER Brainwashed ? 😂 you ’ re party is a ship of fools ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Nope that doesn ’ t work ! ! See you can ’ t provide any facts to your claims ! But I can when comes to your lousy pres soon to be impeached 🤣 🤣 🤣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You keep saying this , as you act intolerant .", "context": ["It doesn't say the word \" CONFEDERATE , \" either , right , twit ? ", "@USER @USER you know that confederate flags were located on many state grounds before the radical liberal Obama admin .", "@USER @USER @USER \" Radical \" because they denounced racism and promoted tolerance ?", "@USER @USER @USER yea I see how tolerant libtards are / BS"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER My meter exploded while reading this last text ... @USER @USER", "context": ["So to prove the sun shrinks he provides evidence of an angled setting sun that disproves flat earth 😂 😂 😂 ", ". @USER and amazingly it's still not vanished to a point - almost as if it's dropped below the horizon ! @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER now if airplanes could fly over 1000 mph for thousands of miles , the sun", "Comments of the video . Sun rays are parallel . Remember : your shadow doesn't have penumbra . @USER … ", "Video says \" still visible \" but it's DARK . This #lie is easy to catch . @USER @USER @USER ", "We can C the stars just over the horizon . Stars are further away than sun . Why sun is not visible ? @USER … ", "Clouds lit by the underside is impossible if the sun is ~ 10x times higher than the clouds . @USER … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Really sounds like you have an open mind ! #DaNangDick #StolenValor", "context": ["The oath we took today is a solemn obligation to fully & fairly consider the evidence , which already includes the president ’ s own words & powerful testimony from dedicated career professionals . ", "A wave of historic solemnity seemed to sweep the Senate chamber . The gravity of the oath was almost physically palpable .", "In the coming days , each of my Senate colleagues will be faced with a question : do you want to hear the truth , or do you want to be complicit in President Trump ’ s criminal cover-up ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I grew up Catholic , turned atheist , found Spirituality through Quantum Physics lol .", "context": ["Hey @USER - When you were at the precipice of becoming an Atheist , how did you manage the horrible fears that came with it - -", "@USER And lastly , how does one finally take the leap , and admit that they are Atheist ?", "@USER Our nation is pre-dominantly Christian . Tellin some of them that you're an Atheist is bad news .", "@USER In a Nation that already has difficulty accepting people for who they are", "@USER @USER just have to not care what others think and be around supportive people :) Be yourself and love doing it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you do know ur buddy Trump was going to be on trial for raping a 13 yo right ? What's again ?", "context": ["I swear white ppl will try to debunk the fact that people have no right to be mad that a RACIST is the next US President #TrumpRiot", "@USER Oh of course ! No one can be a racist and still interact with black ppl or ppl of color on a regular basis . That's just absurd ! 😒", "@USER so pedophilia is better than racism ? Good thing to teach your children ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yah , im sure complete control of the government is just a coincidence 🙄 Not like that would help them maintain control of populations or prevent protests or aid in illicit activities ( aka $ $ $ ) .", "context": ["In the weeks before President Trump declared that he would designate Mexican drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations , @USER learned that Cabinet members and top aides from across the government recommended against it ", "@USER @USER Do they use unlawful violence and intimidation , especially against civilians , in the pursuit of political aims ?", "@USER @USER Their primary motivation is not to achieve political change , it ’ s to make money ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER he's dumb because you think sun rays should protrude from the ground ?", "context": ["@USER is @USER still doing everything he can to avoid settling the bet live ?", "@USER @USER @USER J I thought u were a spokesman . I witness you run every time . Wonder why ...", "@USER @USER @USER here's a quick example . What lights the belly of the clouds ? Run ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Can you tell me why the bottom of these clouds are not lit ? ", "@USER @USER @USER they are . If the photo had been taken at a different time the dark one would be lit . As you know .", "@USER @USER @USER u can see the sun . Its rays should be shining on the underneath of that cloud .. let me send a pic", "@USER @USER @USER the angle changes thus the area illuminated - as you well know . Seconds / minutes below it WAS lit .", "@USER @USER @USER Holy Christ . Ignore scale clowns . Show me sun rays hitting the ceiling of a room . Ooops you can't", "@USER You can't ignore scale . Height of house is grossly misrepresented . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER NO IT ISN'T .. WOW . Ok let me go place it on your ball . Be right back since you want to play dumb", "@USER @USER @USER and you are figure head for FE ? Wow . Going to sleep now ... Send as much as you want and I'll address", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly . I ask for proof , you tuck your tail and go home . Dishonesty only gets you so far ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Not narrow , but the definition that makes science work - so that , for example , you can tweet on your phone / tablet / PC .", "context": ["The fool says in his heart , ‘ There is no God . ’ They are corrupt , their deeds are vile ; there is no one who does good . Psalm 14:1", "@USER This piece of bible bullshit is so often quoted by religitards , it has same Twitter effect as mentioning Hitler : you lose .", "@USER I wasn't trying to win . It's a simple quote . As you don't accept that God is , it should mean nothing to you", "@USER What you lose by quoting this self-serving nonsense is ( a ) any argument or debate you're engaged in and ( b ) credibility .", "@USER being true though . Just because you do not accept it , doesn't change the truth of it .", "@USER Indeed . What would show it's true would be empirical falsifiable evidence . Without that , it's safe to dismiss as bullshit .", "@USER you can say you dismiss it with your narrow definition of evidence . But we both know you cannot dismiss it with real evidence"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER if they have a problem w / me critiquing @USER , they , like you , are fundamentally illiberal #academia2016", "context": [". @USER So why did you lie back in 2014 when you told me she had authored it ?", "@USER \" going public \" w / @USER critique required revealing conversations that were private . Luckily u did that for me !", "@USER nice that you're passionate about your cause but sometimes you see legit actions and imagine they're evil , ( like my report )", ". @USER It's \" legit \" to spy on student groups whose political opinions you differ from in order to sabotage ? Sure thing", "@USER if by \" spy \" you mean participate legitimately and then write a critical review of , then yes , that's how things should work :)", ". @USER If that's the case why didn't you publish it in 2012 rather than snitching to a hostile organization aimed at sabotage ?", "@USER if you know I'm the author , you know which trip it was based on and therefore attribute quotes and views to specific students", "@USER plus , I did intend to get my criticisms to the donors of the @USER > Tammi was a natural partner for this", "@USER again ... watch your language . Things like \" snitch \" and \" spy \" belie your fascistic nature . 1/2", "@USER You don't address the content of my dissent , you instead attack my right to dissent . Sorry that I popped your safe space 2/2", ". @USER You infiltrated a group that dared air Palestinian views to sabotage it on behalf of a hostile , racist pro-Israel org", ". @USER That is is exact opposite of \" dissent \" . You aimed to get students in trouble with authorities . \" Spy \" and \" snitch \" are apt", ". @USER Then you blatantly lie to me on the phone and , years later change your story .", ". @USER And now you srlsy expecrt ppl to believe you wanted to \" protect \" students ? ! Give me a break", ". @USER You were lying then and you're lying now I expect nothing less from fanatical supporters of Israeli war crimes & apartheid", "@USER flak from you is a badge of honor . Wonder if there's a way to embed your tweets in my CV ... 🤔", ". @USER So what do you say to the students who told us that what you did was a \" huge breach \" of their trust ?", "@USER ( 1 ) blame you for publishing it and ( 2 ) get over themselves . But mostly # 1", ". @USER Evasion : they were talking about * what you did * , not the report becoming public ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The ppl that want evidence also claim millions voted illegally", "context": ["Let this sink in : the American President-elect is resolutely aligned with a foreign power that actively works to undermine our democracy .", "@USER BULLSHIT BROTHER McMullin . You have ZERO evidence there is some sort of alliance . Shame on you for lying ! ! ! Sold your soul", "@USER @USER Look a bit more into it ... certainly something fishy going on . ( Look at Exxon )", "@USER @USER Evidence ? Alliance requires two parties in agreement ... please provide the When , Where , How and Who .", "@USER @USER I'm not gonna spoon feed you the information so you can deny it lol . Go look ! Have a nice day", "@USER @USER There is no proof of any relationship between Trump and Putin ... or that their interests are mutual , except", "@USER @USER LOL ... don't even need someone to pull the sheet over your head , doing it for them .", "@USER @USER @USER Wow , this meme just totally convinced me that the CIA is wrong ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER nah It's gonna bother me . I was saying she when it wasn't ironic . Just like the song literally had no irony", "context": ["A Taco Bell employee is standing in front of me in line at Chipotle . 🌮", "@USER a little too ironic , and yeah , I really do think ...", "@USER @USER actually none of the things in morsetts songs were ironic . Bad luck and unfortunate ? Yes", "@USER @USER lol im sayingnone of her song ironic was irony it was all just unfortunate"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why is there a random ' e ' in a sentence correcting my spelling ? _", "context": ["@USER @USER Surely his surname should be spelt with a ' t ' not a ' d ' 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER And it took you 2 days to come up with that ? ? ? Away back to sleep lol", "@USER @USER @USER it took me 2 secs not sure why u think it took me 2 days . Oh and you e spelt \" girl \" wrong"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER now that is a funny one ... haven't seen that one yet ... lol #clintonFoundation @USER @USER", "context": ["With all that Congress has to work on , do they really have to make the weakening of the Independent Ethics Watchdog , as unfair as it", "Your vanity and narcissism are huge national security threats . @USER", "@USER @USER The narcissism is in the #media and w / the elites that hate the deplorables and … ", "@USER @USER How can you simply shrug off a foreign power meddling in our election to bolster a certain candidate ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You can't even form a coherent sentence . \" Bloody foreigners coming over here not learning the language \"", "context": ["That's lovely . Merkel was at a ceremony honouring migrants whilst one of her pet asylum seekers mowed down 12 German nationals", "@USER He was from Pakistan so therefore an economic migrant & not an asylum seeker , but hey don't let facts interrupt your inane rant", "@USER @USER maybe you should tell that to refugees welcome group , they can't seem to distinguished the difference"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yep , well we are all racists aren ’ t we", "context": ["Why hasn ’ t Stormzy been arrested and charged with hate speech for his absurd & hateful slur against millions of decent people ? ", "@USER Actually it was the whole of the UK ! And I suppose if it is 100 % racist , that must include him as well . I do wonder why these celebrities hate our country so much ? If it is so awful why doesn ’ t he live somewhere else ?", "@USER @USER “ Why doesn ’ t he live somewhere else ” ... you mean “ go back home ” ? #racist"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Agree . But common sense would tell anyone looking that he didn ’ t participate ... therefore why is he punished ? But it ’ s cool , instead of doing that I ’ m so glad commish is working on robo-umps ...", "context": ["Thought of the day : With all the #Astros stuff going on , I ’ ve seen a lot of letting #PeteRose back into baseball ... but how about Shoeless Joe ? Dude was accused of tankin the WS but hit . 375 w / 0 errors and 5 OF assist @USER @USER #baseball", "@USER @USER @USER We were talking about this yesterday at work !", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s a crazy topic . Teammates threw the series . He may or may not have known about it . But no debate , didn ’ t take part in it . Highest average of any player that played in that series . Hit only homerun of the entire series . 5 outfield assist . 0 errors . but found guilty #bullcrap", "@USER @USER @USER Guarantee he didn ’ t participate and my best theory is his teammates took advantage of his illiteracy in some way and made him sign saying he was in on the fix but told him he was just signing for his World Series bonus ( or something ) ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER American Chopsuey is one of the best things on our desi Chinese menu .", "context": ["@USER if they play their cards right , more of a political tamasha right now .", "@USER wase A Chinese monkey and an Indian fish predict Donald Trump will win US @USER", "@USER @USER Chanakya the fish was spot on . What's the Chinese monkey called ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No logic in your statement , anyway great long term planning by trump ", "context": ["What part of 800 + 350 = 1,150 #carrier jobs that * aren't leaving * doesn't everyone understand ? #Trump was right . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Because those 350 were never in jeopardy of leaving NOT leaving regardles of Trump understand ? #tytlive", "@USER @USER @USER He didn't say they were . He took credit for 800 not leaving now , & then said 1.100 total , which is true"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER He's went w / #SafeSpace b / c he was upset over something benign and tells MC his job description . Wants an echo chamber .", "context": ["@USER @USER Yeah Mike , why won't you just be a one-dimensional puppet who only talks about your work ?", "@USER @USER It's a profession account , right ? Sports . #WVU . No ? Like Hollywooders abusing fame . M … ", "@USER @USER Josh ... come on . I commented on the press secretary's commentary . I think I'm qualified , merely as a citizen .", "@USER @USER Ok . You are qualified as a citizen . Speak up . Speak out ! Expect to be challenged and … ", "@USER @USER I hope that if he intends to challenge you , he has demonstrable \" expertise \" in the area of policy in which he does so .", "@USER @USER @USER Hold on - this dude is saying that Mike wants a safe space AFTER demanding tha … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER lol true . I was going thru an antisocial phase . Which works great when u hang out with the same 11 people everyday !", "context": ["... 5 days later I'm still trying to figure out how electoral college works . 😂", "@USER I knew you would be disappointed in me 😂 we had so many nights listening to Froggy Fresh you could have explained it to me !", "@USER haha ... what does ff have to do with the electoral college ! ? ! lol btw I despise froggy", "@USER it doesn't . We could have been having an intellectual conversation instead of listening to ff . I despise him too 😂", "@USER ' bout to say ! that would not have been acceptable lol you were always with a soduku book in your hand #getonmylevel"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I forgot to add , wouldn't want to trigger the mob since they have no sense of humor", "context": ["#RoseTicoDeservedBetter is trending on Twitter . Why is that ? Some are upset that actress #kellymarietran has very limited screen time in #RiseofSkywalker's 2 hour + run time . What are your thoughts on this ? 🎬 ", "@USER Oh sure . They ’ re allowed to be upset when but when #LukeDeservedBetter was trending we were told to shut up , get over it , and move on", "@USER @USER All of the shills who didn't like TROS because it erased TLJ are 40 year old misogynistic , racist , cousin humping basement dwellers right ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER There's terms to reflect not sending it to the Senate until you get your demands . Quid Pro Quo & Abuse of Power . Where are the sane Democrats that can call a spade a spade ? Do they exist anymore ?", "context": ["NEW : Pelosi says she won't name impeachment managers until there's a \" fair trial \" in Senate - - essentially holding up the process . \" So far we haven't seen anything that looks fair to us , \" Pelosi said , without detailing exact demands . \" But right now , the president is impeached . \"", "@USER If she doesn't take it to the Senate for the trial , the entire impeachment process becomes one big partisan joke .", "@USER @USER No . If it goes to the Senate it ’ s a partisan joke because #MoscowMitch and #LeningradLindsay have already announced their intentions ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and then compared stormont to nazi Germany's earlier . Sounds to me you've more in common with adolf than you realise ! _", "context": ["This is a special time of year . I want to take the opportunity to wish everyone a Merry Christmas & a happy New Year : ", "@USER I worry more about the families with empty spaces at the table , where loved ones murdered by SF / IRA should be seated ! Shameful !", "@USER @USER I know - because they're the only ones that killed people #moron", "@USER so what other convicted criminals are in government ? Chief constable says IRA still exist ! @USER", "@USER @USER criminals both side , voted in by the people . It's called democracy .", "@USER only one community voted terrorist in to gov in significant numbers ! @USER", "@USER @USER and weather you or I like it-Sinn fein are in govt trying to hold peace like everyone else", "@USER @USER take a look at some of the things they done . But it's all part of reconciliation and peace .", "@USER which bombs did they plant or please list the murders ; you mis the point ; Stormont is a shambles of misfits ! @USER", "@USER @USER stormont is elected by the people-I'm afraid it's you that's the misfit", "@USER hitler had votes & it was wrong . Stormont is undemocratic as can't change gov , nowhere in world has this system @USER", "@USER sooner people work together - sooner the country moves forward away from the past - without being disrespectful and", "@USER problem is sf / IRA praise terrorists & want to rewrite their evil deeds , terror was terror to force uks hand & it failed"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ! I've heard people say they voted Leave to prevent Muslims taking over _ hard to know whether to _ or _", "context": ["@USER working class have been demonised for years by the papers , by lazy , shite TV and barely anyone noticed it happen @USER", "@USER @USER and they still support these rags . You just can't get your breath .", "@USER when people start a sentence with ' on benefit street it was really funny ... ' I want to punch them .. @USER", "@USER @USER i represented a lady who lived on that street + heard about the tactics of the producers-plying addicts with alcohol", "@USER @USER that should be shocking but it's not . I've never watched it , I don't have to , I already know what it would be like", "@USER @USER I think it is less than 1 % of benefits are claimed fraudulently . The public thinks it's more than 30 %", "@USER precisely because of irresponsible sensationalist media coverage . Report half the story ( if we are lucky . ) Yet ppl swallow it ? ?", "@USER stories about families on benefits , never done a day's work earning more than we do ...", "@USER whilst ignoring the mental health / disability / learning difficulty / poverty trap aspects ... yeah that . Easy to point the finger", "@USER not so much they print it , it's that people accept it . Even those sceptical end up with a ' must be some truth in it ' attitude", "@USER it's often borne out of fear . I'm lucky to have lived / been educated / worked in a multi cultural society . ' They ' are just like ' us '", "@USER me too , I grew up in a very multicultural area . However , a lot of these areas are Leave voting ..", "@USER B'ham was very much a Leave majority ; disenfranchised blaming immigration ? Fed by the gutter press", "@USER yep , and 1st , 2nd and 3rd generation immigrants voting out and citing immigration without a hint of irony ..", "@USER Yep ! They don't want any more immigrants 😂 . Plenty of British born white Leave voters also happy to blame immigration too .", "@USER I now live in a northern rural area , no immigrants at all . It voted out . Mostly because of immigration .", "@USER ha ! I now live in white , Brexit area . They're all terrified of rampaging Eastern Europeans ' taking over ' .", "@USER I genuinely think in a lot of these areas they think the EU immigrants are Muslims ! 🤔"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER complaining about me allegedly being a prick and asshole by calling me a prick and asshole .", "context": ["@USER @USER Separation of church and state , remember ? Not everyone in America is Christian - - get used to it", "@USER Ok not everyone is Christian , but the Obamas chose to issue a card for a Christian holiday and ignore the holiday in the process", "@USER nothing about the Obama card indicated it was for Christmas . It wished ALL Americans \" happy holiday . \" As well it should", "@USER Without Christmas we would be in \" December \" right now and not \" the holy days \" ( oh I mean \" holidays \" ) . Study up .", "@USER Chanukah begins Dec . 24 . You really struggle with inclusiveness , don't you ?", "@USER Chanukah only beings on 12/24 this year . It's observance is based on a lunar calendar and often not near Christmas . Study up .", "@USER @USER the other cheek , etc ? Instead you act like a know it all , prick ! Jesus probably thinks your an asshole ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Couple of my favorite quotes from Cenk , \" the only reason you wouldn't want equality for women is if you are an incredibly weak man \" and \" if you were a woman and didn't have equality in society , wouldn't you be angry ? \" Sure sounds sexist to me", "context": ["I ’ m just gonna leave this here in case anyone needs it ! 😜 . ", "@USER Also based on average contribution in the thousands , that suggests that all the people in this specific thread may be the only actual everyday working class people that have donated small dollars to your campaign . Not a good look for someone who labels themself as \" progressive \"", "@USER @USER But endorsing a man who has video proof of misogyny towards women and racism is ok ? Hmm we all see exactly what you all are ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Of course I vote . You totally miss the point .. you are saying you didn't vote for Boris . I did not vote for the EU President . Yet , you want out of the UK but want in on the EU .. go figure on a democratic level ? ! #BetterTogether", "context": ["People are protesting after one of the biggest landslides in UK political history . One has a feeling they are kicking a dead horse . Time to move on . Bigger issues we all need to focus on .", "@USER Scotland is protesting a PM we didn ’ t vote for !", "@USER @USER I've got a EU President that I certainly didnt vote", "@USER @USER If you didn ’ t vote then you have no right to complain ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Indeed . \" it'll take more than that to get me to bite , my man . Have a good day . \" ' member that ? ;-)", "context": ["The supremacy of Christ is the sun at the center of our universe , holding all the planets of our existence in orbit . ", "@USER #Planets don't revolve around the center of the #universe . If #God was real , he'd know that .", "@USER @USER I'd venture that it's possible the tweeter mistyped here . God doesn't hinge on proper tweeting .", "@USER @USER It's not improper tweeting . It's improper understanding . And that's a problem . It's the universe . #wtf", "@USER I guarantee @USER doesn't believe the sun is the center of the universe .", "@USER @USER Lol all better then huh ? Just spreading bad info in the name of Jesus . No biggie !", "@USER @USER Good . I hear Jesus doesn't seem to get mad when Christians say anything wrong . Like that he's pro-life .", "@USER @USER it'll take more than that to get me to bite , my man . Have a good day .", "@USER @USER Lol I don't need you to bite , nor your validation . I only wanted you to #think . Sorry that's too much to ask .", "@USER @USER you don't need me to bite . But you'd like it if I did . So you could \" tear me apart \" with all your \" thinking \" .", "@USER @USER No need . The more you talk , the less necessary that becomes . When you put thinking in quotes , it's over . #wtf #think", "@USER and irony is clearly not your strong suit . You've been very \" encouraging \" .", "@USER You'll only ever believe what you want , despite inaccuracy . Please tell me I HAVEN'T encouraged that . #Wtf #think", "@USER the funny thing is , I could type this same exact thing to you and be no less accurate .", "@USER You haven't learned to read for what it says , but you read for what you wish it said . That's typical of you believe in deities ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER exactly . You refuse to mention anything specific but think I need an education .", "context": ["Sheila Jackson Lee is doing her job & not wasting taxpayers ' money . The damn wall the president elect wants is a waste of US money ! #dumbass", "@USER but of course you don't care about all the money Obama wasted right ? $ 20 trillion deficit , way to go #ObamasFailedLegacy", "@USER @USER we do care about the deficit and we tried to get the Bush tax cuts removed , why didn't you ?", "@USER did you forget to take your medication today ? And you are ?", "@USER you can make ad hominem attacks all you want but very simply demonstrates you don't have an argument", "@USER sweetie you couldn't handle all that's going on in the world , you need abundance of education and commonsense"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Exactly Bill Clinton was Impeached The Senate allowed him to stay on the job ; but he forever will be impeached . ( Notice how no one on the left has ever denied it ? ) Trump now joins the ranks of Clinton . I guess the difference is that Clinton was brave enough to testify .", "context": ["@USER @USER Articles of impeachment not sent to the senate yet ! AOC wannabe", "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s been impeached . That happens by the house . They voted . It ’ s done . The senate votes to convict and remove . Read a little hon .", "@USER @USER @USER And the Senate won ’ t hun . Do the numbers .", "@USER @USER @USER But he is still Impeached . No matter what the Senate does , he will forever be an Impeached President . Kinda like when someone is convicted of robbery . Doesn ’ t matter if the judge sentences them to 10yrs or probation . They are still a convicted criminal no matter the punishment .", "@USER @USER @USER Just like Bill Clinton , right ? Donald Trump will still be our President ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh , it'll always be money . Didn't KH once say something like ' people who work prostitute themselves ' @USER @USER", "context": [". @USER There we have it folks ; the considered response of the thinking person's Katie Hopkins 🙄", "@USER who are you and why do you care ?", "@USER @USER Who is she ? Why does she care enough to name-call ?", ". @USER Allegedly @USER some kind of radio shock-jock . From TL & followers she's Katie Hopkins for folk who don't read red tops ? 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER I saw her on question time once with Yanis Varoufakis . Seriously , she's even thicker than Katie H !", "@USER Always considered KH a derivative kind of person , perhaps this rather vulgar JHB is too ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER She saw a niche and jumped into it . To hell with facts . Probably for the dosh ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If Trump didn't rely on old racist ideology and just Shepardized it - But * * * GREAT READ * * * ", "context": ["1 ) No , Obama & Carter era policies are NOT valid comparisons to Trump ’ s #MuslimBan , here ’ s why / link to tweetstorm : ", "2 ) The notion that Trump will use Obama policy to justify his ban has been mentioned by some on the left … ", "3 ) Conservatives / Republicans have also sought to use Obama policies to justify Trump ’ s immigration / refugee ban ", "4 ) Let ’ s walk through each of these facile comparisons to show why they are grossly misleading & represent a false equivalence", "5 ) I ’ ll start w / the Scahill claim - when asked for evidence he asked people to look at his earlier tweets ", "6 ) 1st , the watchlist program has nothing whatsoever to do w / immigrant / refugee bans based on religion or country o … ", "7 ) 2nd , Scahill refers to US Code 1182 – which ostensibly allows the President immense power to restrict immigratio … ", "8) But USC 1182 was passed in 1952 & has nothing whatsoever to do with Obama ! "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Did she seriously use #incompetant as a hash tag ?", "context": ["Hoardes of #COP7FCTC folk leaving the hotel with suitcases in the last 12-18 hours . Wonder if Plenary will have enough left for voting ?", "@USER @USER Those of them that had their suitcases to leave with ? Bad British Airways , naughty , naught … ", "@USER @USER @USER couldn't have happened to a more suitable person , frankly ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A50 should have been invoked June 24th , we should take it to EU courts", "context": ["@USER @USER newsflash the conservatives are going to get reelected whenever they call the ge , labour are hated", "@USER @USER And that my friend is what all this nonsense is all about , Tory delay tacks to secure a re-election", "@USER @USER the conservatives are assured of a landslide victory already as labour R unelectable , the gov have 2 impliment", "@USER @USER which still doesn't alter the fact that simply repealing ECA would be a breach of a signed treaty", "@USER @USER your statements i willPut 2 @USER + theAdvice of cannot b dismised", "@USER @USER @USER Invoke Article 50 then repeal ECA , its the safest option", "@USER @USER @USER can i ask can you give me legal advice ?", "@USER @USER @USER That sentence clearly proves I am no Lawyer ;)", "@USER @USER @USER thats what i thought you are not qualified 2give legal advive", "@USER @USER @USER + as such express your own opinnionns of law without knowledge", "@USER @USER @USER But has you are not actually in any position yourself its all irrelevant", "@USER @USER @USER to take the advice of a fool is to be a bigger fool , thats why i listed 3", "@USER @USER @USER So if they say A50 then repeal is the safest option will I still be a fool ?", "@USER @USER @USER Art 50 is a notice that establishes process , any fail to accord we can walk away", "@USER @USER @USER big question is why take an unnecessary risk when both result in fast Brexit", "@USER @USER @USER thats the object the quickest way out , no delay ,", "@USER @USER @USER I know I'm a fool for thinking this but the safest way is generally the best", "@USER @USER @USER i doubt your sincerity or the veracity of your arguments and ponder your advice", "@USER @USER @USER Don't worry about my sincerity , do some research and think logically", "@USER @USER @USER im happy 2consult the 3 listed my worry is that theres a dangerous rush 2A50"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER uh huh ( that's also ) I didn't realize random people on twitter had such deep control over the US government", "context": ["@USER @USER LOL says the CNN bot . Do you even pay attention ?", "@USER @USER Yup , apparently more than you . I mean , you think I'm a CNN bot . Clearly your powers of reasoning should be questioned .", "@USER @USER Yes , my powers of reasoning should be questioned , not someone who would vote for a sex trafficking lunatic who broke fed laws", "@USER @USER Not sure who you're talking about there , but that's okay . You keep believing your altright fantasy sites have #facts", "@USER @USER yes ALT Right fantasies dispensed by wikileaks and the NYPD and the FBI and the CIA and anyone with a functioning brain", "@USER @USER Given what you think she's gotten away with , she should be considered a criminal mastermind . Maybe try #facts vs fiction", "@USER @USER You do realize about 80 % of the government is corrupt , and if she goes down they all go down . You don't know how deep it goes", "@USER @USER oh , you're one of those deep thinkers . It all makes sense now ...", "@USER @USER It's funny because people like you are exactly the reason we have the corrupt government we have . You allow it , and beg for it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER those 3 chicks were so hot , who cares what article said ? ! Wow , #girlsofharvard", "context": ["Harvard is basically throwing young men at Trump right now , thanks @USER ! You morons @USER … ", "collective punishment is bad ! unless they're men that play sports at Harvard @USER @USER ", "the @USER article about the Harvard ' ratings ' has 3 profile shots of female students . does no one really get it ? @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You complained of supposed misogyny . Twenty-five mins . later , you told a woman she is a \" cow . \" #hypocrisy", "context": ["It's time for #HotTopics because @USER is LIVE ! Coming up : - Warren contradicts Sanders on female president - Queen supporting Harry's decision ? - WNBA secures groundbreaking deal - and more ", "@USER I'm a Bernie supporter who supported HC in 2016 ! I see Warren supporters constantly bashing Bernie . I see the media constantly bashing Bernie or ignoring . I've talk to supporters who have been pushed away from media cameras . IMO it's Warren and establishment Dems playing games .", "@USER @USER BULL ! ! ! Bernie is a misogynist and always has been a full blown misogynist . His female volunteers reported sexism during the 2016 campaign , and they were also paid less . You know when Bernie apologized for that ? Last Wednesday . Screw Bernie ! He lost my vote !", "@USER @USER @USER let me set your a $ $ straight . I was battling cancer off and on since 2016 . I beat stage 4 cancer . Now I'm healthy enough to be back on social media . You can kiss my a $ $ . Troll if you want you lame cow"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL . The cry-laugh emoji wasn't enough of a hint ? Tulsi has excellently managed her finances while other candidates with far more resources have had to drop out .", "context": ["If Tulsi Gabbard still has funds to stay in this race , they are foreign ... or stolen .", "@USER Clearly , since Tulsi hasn't blown through $ 35 mil , fired staff , & closed offices she must be doing it wrong . 😂 #Tulsi2020 #Veterans4Tulsi #ServiceAboveSelf", "@USER @USER @USER ? ? ? Be more ... or less sarcastic . What are you siding with ? Sounds like you are knocking TUlsi . But I suspect not ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER assuming 500 fictional witness reports are true after 2000 years .", "context": ["@USER @USER what proof is there of this ... clearly you dont understand thermodynamics", "State the 1st law of thermodynamics conservation of energy , @USER ... @USER", "@USER @USER And how about the 2nd law of thermodynamics , entropy ?", "@USER how about reading a science book ? You're too old for this stupidity to be funny . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I have read many science books . Evolution however isn't science . It's a hoax .", "@USER @USER @USER you're ignorant or you haven't read any evolution books . Which is it ?", "@USER @USER @USER That's the textbook response . Only the \" ignorant \" disagree with you .", "@USER @USER @USER the evidence is there , you refuse to look ! Christians in Europe accept it", "@USER @USER @USER For the thousandth time , there is no evidence .", "@USER @USER @USER you can say it . Not true . I studied biochemistry at university . Fool", "@USER @USER @USER And I guess we should just accept carte blanche everything you tell us .", "@USER @USER @USER not at all . We just wish you would look at facts critically", "@USER @USER @USER You just cannot accept that anyone can deny evolutionary theory .", "@USER @USER @USER Bible Belt and Isis deny evolution . Accepted fully in Europe by churches", "@USER @USER @USER Many scientist reject Darwinian evolution . It isn't universally accepted .", "@USER @USER @USER even if thats so they havent been able to disprove it have they ?", "@USER @USER @USER except all the fossils , biology , carbon dating ect ect ect", "@USER @USER @USER DNA evidence . Antibiotic resistance . Galapagos proofs , Molecular biology"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER She agrees U need 2 resist but says that Dems aren't listening & U tell her 2 go away . ___", "context": ["Call me Tom . And don't get too happy . @USER and I , and Democrats united across the country , will be your wo … ", "@USER @USER Please please please work harder than ever . We need to take 2018 . Make his political life very hard . #UniteBlue", "@USER Only if we choose to not have unity .", "@USER DNC didn't fire Brazile , voted to accept $ from lobbyists and corporations , DWS was paid thru December . #DNCisDeadParty", "@USER unite behind what ? Time Warner and George Clooney ? Agreed-we need to resist , but DNC is not listening , again . No message ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I also used to poke myself in the eye every time I watered my MIL tongue plant", "context": ["@USER GP Can't believe you're not voting for my favorite candidate , Jenn ! * goes on extended rant about how you're bad and wrong *", "@USER sigh . I can't mute 1/6 of you , ' Puter ! Keep your sh * t together ! !", "@USER GP BUT MAH KANDIDAYT IZ SEW GOOD ! Y U HAYT BAYBEES N ' MERICA ? ! ? ! ! ?", "@USER @USER Off topic , this was me yesterday . #BruisedButt . Hey , @USER , here's my daily spaz for you !", "@USER @USER @USER Yesterday I spilled a salad at a salad bar , mortified as emp'ee was there and said \" aw , bless your heart \" .", "@USER @USER @USER I know what \" bless your heart \" is code for , damn it . I offered to wait until a mop came . She declined #spaz", "@USER @USER @USER I have , literally , slipped on a banana peel . And it was mine ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER There needs to be video of slipping on an actual banana peel . Doesn't get funnier than that .", "@USER @USER @USER It really doesn't . I feel like I reached the Spaz Apex with that one .", "@USER @USER @USER GP Mo likes her physical comedy old school . #BananaPeel", "@USER @USER @USER How do I top this ? I haven't literally stepped on a rake ... yet"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER : a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects . #Appropriate", "context": ["There will be a lot of truly stunned people if Trump loses . Clinton fans have been terrified throughout . So many Trump fans so certain .", "@USER I've never been a #trump supporter but I'd be happy if he won just so you go away . You sure weren't who I thought you were .", "@USER Why are you seemingly supporting someone who wants to make US healthcare as bad as Canada's ? What do you even have to gain ?", "@USER what are you even talking about ? On all counts ? I don't got time for this gahbage", "@USER @USER Ironic that your exaggerating , liberal agenda reporting has flipped me from #nevertrump to voting for him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER that is * literally * what the word means . I hate it when people come to our country and don't learn the language .", "context": ["Somebody will have to explain how 52 Labour MPs voting against the outcome of a democratic referendum is a vote of conscience .", "@USER The overwhelming majority of those MPs are in constituencies where their constituents voted remain . That's their job .", "@USER It wasn't a constituency vote . If it was Leave would have won by a massive margin . You are misguided James .", "@USER The job of an MP is to represent their constituents . They've done that . Many of those const were 70 % + remain .", "@USER We do not need to be represented on this issue the Parliament passed the decision to us on 23/06 / 2016 .", "@USER A UKIPPER who doesn't understand how our government , advisory referenda and representational democracy works ? Surely not .", "@USER The Parliament passed a referendum bill for the people to decide . Its the people that are sovereign , not the politicians .", "@USER Actually , according to the High Court and the Supreme Court that's not what they did . But what do they know about UK law ?", "@USER Your argument is ignore voters , typical EU nationalist . Be gone now .", "@USER A . D . V . I . S . O . R . Y . And when the voters are people like you , I'm happy to let you be ignored .", "@USER Advisory doesn't mean can be ignore . Advisory means advising the govt in use of the Royal powers . Hedge funds willing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Says a liberal hypocrite that did exactly that ! Hilarious ! #projection #VoidOfSelfAwareness #FredoCuomo", "context": ["Just to get this straight , according to Democrats , giving the Iranian terror regime access to hundreds of billions of dollars with no restrictions on terror use or ballistic missile testing was good , and killing the terrorist responsible for hundreds of American deaths is bad .", "@USER @USER Ben did . In his mind . While constructing the strawman he continues using .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes Ben is excellent at fabricating straw man arguments .", "@USER @USER @USER Now what part of what he said isn ’ t true ? I ’ ll wait .", "@USER @USER @USER “ Democrats ” as a group did not say giving access to hundreds of billions of dollars is good . Facts are important . Ben is often light on providing any . He spouts partisan nonsense .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m sorry but what is considered an appropriate people count then ? I ’ ve read countless dismissive comments from Twitter grouping people together under the GOP label . Please stop parsing words ok Sport ?", "@USER @USER @USER Not going to stop parsing words , sport . Ben is allegedly a lawyer and should be well aware of the need to be accurate in his word use . He equates broad support for Iran deal with support for sending Iran its own money back with no strings . Since it was their money that we were", "@USER @USER @USER returning to them then it is likely we could put no strings on it anyway , and compliance such strings would have been impossible to verify . So Ben is making claims that have no basis n law or the actual facts . That is a problem , \" sport . \"", "@USER @USER @USER More than their “ own ” money was sent back to them Sport . And it was given to them in cash . They also got access to financial institutions , by the way the money has funded Hamas for 2 years now , another terrorist grouping you probably embrace", "@USER @USER @USER How stupid are you ? Do you actually read anything ? We settled a lawsuit in which they were claiming more money than we paid . The money was sent in cash to comply with legal restrictions Congress had put in place . We cannot stop Iran from using financial institutions . You clearly", "@USER @USER @USER need an education in how life works . Stop reading right wing propaganda and glean facts from multiple sources . That is what we are required to do these days if we want to get to the truth . That would you accuse someone who spent almost 30 years in the military of supporting Hamas", "@USER @USER @USER shows what a petty , insignificant idiot you actually are .", "@USER @USER @USER whoaaaaaa pump the brakes folks . This guy is a defender of the Constitution .", "@USER @USER @USER And you are a moron who thinks his petty insults mean something . They don't . They only show you to be the immature dimwit that you are . Have a nice life ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well eating 1 vegan meal and wearing the same Tux ALL AWARD SEASON does so much for climate change that it balances out their private planes , limos and yachts so yaaa for them let ’ s celebrate them even more 🙄 🙄 🙄 #selfimportanthypocrites", "context": ["My husband and his coworkers wear the same firefighter outfit when they go into burning buildings to try to save people . But yeah , good for you Joaquin and Stella . 🙄 ", "@USER @USER The comparison doesn ’ t make sense and is unfair . Everyone has different lives and does what they can in their life to make a difference . Thank you to your husband and his friends for their bravery , but that has nothing to do with this", "@USER @USER @USER Oh but it does . If only we fawned over the real heros who eat freeze dried MRE'S in the middl of a warm zone .. or the first responders who never eat a meal with their families . But Joaquin ate a plant based dinner with other millionaires .. so he's hero now . Stawp .", "@USER @USER @USER Would you rather they all do nothing ? Raising awareness to climate change deniers is a step . A small step . We change everything with small steps . Being negative requires taking a step toward positivity and encouragement . Apples and oranges ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... forgot you have a different sense of humor so something something hitler i guess ? ? ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER If you use \" Mission Accomplished \" in the G . W . Bush way , I kinda agree .", "@USER @USER @USER But I fear you are too young to get that reference .", "@USER @USER @USER See , it's funny cause it kinda ironically means the opposite of what it means but I kinda ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER : For one , consider the #Hypocrisy of forbidding abortions while simultaneously destroying access to public education . ?", "context": ["Agree or disagree w @USER on any issue , but let's all agree she really needs to be in public schools . Please let her in .", "@USER @USER Brave women fight through more people than that every day at birth control clinics across our nation . That was sad !", "@USER you mean abortion clinics do you not ? The place where innocent babies are viciously shredded & vacuumed out of the womb.Wrong !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Wingnut dislikes post knocking media , declares life void of moral compass & decries dramatics @USER ", "context": ["The 2016 Race : This Election Was Not About the Issues . Blame the Candidates . ", ". @USER Media conducted its own after-action & found as always they are faultless . @USER gives 4 sneers . ", "@USER @USER @USER They are almost as defensive , thin-skinned , and responsibility-avoiding as Donald Trump .", "@USER @USER @USER Melodramatic lies which make you the center of attention are natural to the hysteric personality", "@USER @USER @USER ... Trump & the media used it to great effect . It's all just ratings bait not , per Les Moonves", "@USER @USER @USER nice projection . Try internalizing what you say . May sound more convincing .", "@USER @USER @USER U should keep repeating the same criticism over & over to different ppl in ur TL . Adds heft", "@USER @USER @USER it's actually just a few pointed in the many . I understand your grandiose statements .", "@USER So over & over like I said . Neat how u use ur schtick like a magical potion in ur head to make critiques disappear #HappyPlace", "@USER LOL ... Funny how you live life void of moral compass , where there is no value in what's right and wrong . Melodramatic"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ' until ' we know they are safe , so not a total ban at all , read what you just said", "context": ["Sorry Theresa ? ! Hits Britons ? ? It's already hitting HUMAN BEINGS . British , Brazilian or Bangladeshi .. it matters not … ", "@USER @USER what about the people consistently trying to kill my children Jake ? Those that already hate me and my way of life .", "@USER @USER @USER Sure , we should protect ourselves against that hate , but not by shutting everyone out ! If you like this logic -", "@USER @USER @USER where has Trump said ' total ban ' please can you send me a link ?", "@USER I didn't say that but he has said that \" DT is calling for a total ban , on Muslims coming to this country , until we work out ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The govt uses fear of perverts to enforce Orwellian surveillance . Of course real criminals know how to bypass it", "context": ["Should we let the government spy on our Web History ? #Investigatory #Powers #Bill @USER", "@USER @USER People with ' nothing to hide ' should have their entire lives broadcast 24/7 / 365 . After all , they've nothing to hide .", "@USER @USER Like perverts who object to having Webcams installed in their bedroom so the govt can check they're not breaking the law", "@USER @USER I don't follow that line at all . Do you mean convicted sex offenders ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I did put at the end of my tweet as in it was a joke . But you know you ’ ll make your money go further by buying space that ’ s actually paid per impression or click online than on old media formats where it ’ s based on estimates .", "context": ["I just cannot bring myself to vote for Jeremy Corbyn #CantBeCorbyn #BBCDebate", "@USER Oh no the rich blur cheese guy won ’ t vote for Corbyn . It ’ s not I ’ m a celebrity pal . Labour is the only option to bring the country together .", "@USER @USER Used to take my little caravn to a site in Chipping Norton . Mr James's estate was just down the road , after Rebekah Brooks's estate , all conveniently located in Cameroon's constituency . Of course he's not voting Labour .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m in Chipping Norton now , you can taste the entitlement in the air", "@USER @USER @USER You'll know then when you walk the Cotswolds ( why I used to go there - lovely countryside ) that \" We can't afford more money for public services \" is an utter joke . The place is dripping with money .", "@USER @USER @USER Hardly , I teach in a school near Chipping Norton and we have to ask parents to sponsor light bulbs in the classroom because our budget has been cut so drastically .", "@USER @USER @USER \" dripping with money \" refers to grand houses , estates , landowners , celebs etc . Walking in Cotswolds ( footpaths take u thro some estates ) gives u a totally different perspective . 1 was the JCB family acres . Major Tory doners . Stables alone huge .", "@USER @USER @USER I was on the Christmas donation page for the homeless charity , Crisis and there was a scrolling list of DOZENS of people giving £ 3k , 5k , £ 7k , £ 10k . Let ’ s not raise taxation to help these people get back on their feet in sustainable ways though . 😡", "@USER @USER @USER Here it is ... go down to the bottom of the page for the scrolling list of recent donors . ", "@USER @USER @USER Well I don't believe it , so your telling me there are loads of people all donating £ 2887.00 or £ 5774.00 ? ? why would multiple people donate THOSE exact amounts ? 🤔 🤔 looks dodgy to me", "@USER @USER @USER They are sponsoring X amount of crisis nights in multiples of £ 27.74 . Further up the page , you ’ ll see the options for 1 , 2 , 50 or 100 places etc . I didn ’ t build this website . Google it independently if you need to .", "@USER @USER @USER Still looks dodgy to me Sue . £ 28.87 for roast dinner they should go down the Toby Carvery instead much cheaper #BackBoris", "@USER @USER @USER The worst of humanity being totally transparent as usual .", "@USER @USER @USER Well ... my fictitious 28.87 Crisis campaign was just advertised on ITV ( prime time Saturday night ) . 😂 Good job I set aside a few million for that slot as part of my elaborate hoax ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Still looks dodgy to me Sue . £ 28.87 for roast dinner they should go down the Toby Carvery instead much cheaper #BackBoris", "context": ["I just cannot bring myself to vote for Jeremy Corbyn #CantBeCorbyn #BBCDebate", "@USER Oh no the rich blur cheese guy won ’ t vote for Corbyn . It ’ s not I ’ m a celebrity pal . Labour is the only option to bring the country together .", "@USER @USER Used to take my little caravn to a site in Chipping Norton . Mr James's estate was just down the road , after Rebekah Brooks's estate , all conveniently located in Cameroon's constituency . Of course he's not voting Labour .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m in Chipping Norton now , you can taste the entitlement in the air", "@USER @USER @USER You'll know then when you walk the Cotswolds ( why I used to go there - lovely countryside ) that \" We can't afford more money for public services \" is an utter joke . The place is dripping with money .", "@USER @USER @USER Hardly , I teach in a school near Chipping Norton and we have to ask parents to sponsor light bulbs in the classroom because our budget has been cut so drastically .", "@USER @USER @USER \" dripping with money \" refers to grand houses , estates , landowners , celebs etc . Walking in Cotswolds ( footpaths take u thro some estates ) gives u a totally different perspective . 1 was the JCB family acres . Major Tory doners . Stables alone huge .", "@USER @USER @USER I was on the Christmas donation page for the homeless charity , Crisis and there was a scrolling list of DOZENS of people giving £ 3k , 5k , £ 7k , £ 10k . Let ’ s not raise taxation to help these people get back on their feet in sustainable ways though . 😡", "@USER @USER @USER Here it is ... go down to the bottom of the page for the scrolling list of recent donors . ", "@USER @USER @USER Well I don't believe it , so your telling me there are loads of people all donating £ 2887.00 or £ 5774.00 ? ? why would multiple people donate THOSE exact amounts ? 🤔 🤔 looks dodgy to me", "@USER @USER @USER They are sponsoring X amount of crisis nights in multiples of £ 27.74 . Further up the page , you ’ ll see the options for 1 , 2 , 50 or 100 places etc . I didn ’ t build this website . Google it independently if you need to ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and you support a #POTUS who's had 10 women accuse him of sexual assault ? ? ? Or #guiltyconscious ?", "context": ["Zero refugees hosted in their homes with their own money . ", "@USER pretty #hypocritical if you isn't it ? What have you ever done for anyone ?", "@USER @USER I volunteer to help young girls that were sexually assaulted . Besides work , 2 kids & a husband . Thanks 4 asking ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You asking 4 proof after electing a guy whos NEVER offered any to support his business claims =", "context": ["Politico : Polls show Trump least pop Prez in modern era at 43 % . Meanwhile , only 6 % trust Politico . Should be asking \" Whats Trumps secret ? \"", "@USER I am sickened the whoremongering moron gets above 22 % . Russians did a hatchet job on our Republic . Shame on US !", "@USER @USER So now the women he's attracted to are whores ? Name calling the best known strategy of the left .", "@USER @USER Melania and his previous wives were for sure !", "@USER @USER what proof do you have on that ? Or do you just say that cause HRC lost ? You're a terrible person ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" Video evidence cannot be disputed \" - A trump supporter .", "context": ["The same classy bunch that slammed a paraplegic for not standing up . #mepolitics ", "@USER @USER @USER \" Who are you going to believe ? Me , or your lying eyes ? \" #alternativefacts", "@USER Unfortunately , video evidence cannot be disputed . Trump mocked Cruz and Bankers in the same fashion before reporter . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "While at rest stop , @USER reveals that he hates small dogs . Immediately after the comment Ryan was attacked by a mini chihuahua .", "context": ["Ladies & gents of twitter , for next 4.5 hrs I'll be live tweeting @USER , @USER , & my drive up to ATL ... You're welcome . #GoGata", "Rookie mistake # 1 : @USER remembers he forgot his sisters tickets as we were about to get on I - 75 . Roadtrip has to restart .", "Despite getting 11 hours of sleep last night , @USER has already passed out an hour into the drive . Stay tuned for update on his dreams .", "In other news , @USER disappointed in my bladder and almost forces me to pee in a bottle . Makes the smart decision to pull over ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Also I probably should have put the in my original tweet because clearly emphasizing things in capital letter is missed in tweets . ( My bad )", "context": ["Edmonton , am I crazy ? Like I know we ’ ve dialed back the calcium chloride on the roads . But isn ’ t there supposed to be SOME DAMNED SAND ? What in the hell ? 20 years in #Yeg and I ’ ve never seen this lack of road sand ... and on major roads . What in the hell ? ! ?", "@USER They are trying to make a point about the calcium chloride by putting minimal sand on the roads so they can say SEE WE NEED THE CALCIUM CHLORIDE THE SAND ISN'T WORKING . They think we're idiots but we're not . GIVE US OUR SAND ! ! ! @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER There comes a temperature at which it ’ s hard for even sand to stick to the road . Welcome to that temperature .", "@USER @USER @USER And there ’ s a heck of a lot of people working to make sure #yeg is being kept safe during this extreme cold . To say that there ’ s some ulterior motive to the maintenance of roads that affect people ’ s safety is not true and does a huge discredit to those safety efforts .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't discredit the people out there doing the work . I just find it strange that City said they were not using the solution this year , yet I rarely see a sand truck in a residential zone . Where little to no plowing is happening . Guess public safety isn't an issue there ?", "@USER @USER @USER But then again we need a gondola in the river valley while there no money for more snow removal equipment in the winter IN A WINTER CITY ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nope . But if he did , they'd say he was too dumb to not buy a machine to do it . @USER", "context": ["Autographed Donald Trump hats and books sold on his website were signed by a machine . ", "@USER So ... nothing changes . I am starting to feel that everyone is afraid of him and what he might do . Are we in old Germany ?", "Because his hats were signed by a machine ? LOL . Get a grip . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER pretty close . Especially if he follows thru with the Muslim registry .", "@USER @USER @USER talking about the fear not the hats . I could care less about the hats . It's pretty crappy though", "if Donald Trump sat down and signed thousands of hats by hand , that would be a good use of his time ? @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's funny cause the definition proved my point ! Thanks . I deliberately added the hashtag , in contradiction of my statement .", "context": ["Here is the round 2 debate I did with Tucker Carlson on Fox News today . The twitter nazi trolls are really mad LOL ", "@USER The more you use the \" white supremacist \" term at people who are not , the less power it holds over them . #BlackSupremacist .", "@USER @USER 🤔 ( contradict : Deny the truth of ( a statement ) , especially by asserting the opposite ) thats what u just did to URSELF !", "@USER @USER Yeah ... there is this thing called irony . You may want to look it up . Here I'll help , ", "@USER \" irony : a state of an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects \" like the irony of u proving that U R IGNORANT . 🤣 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": " @USER : @USER The legacy of the independence referendum is that more people are aware of British Labour's treachery . ?", "context": ["Scottish politics was so utterly screwed by #indyref that even prima facie failures in government in 2016 are defended because nationalism .", "Criticism is derided for its source not its substance . Excuses are judged by how they place blame , not by their logic . #indyreflegacy", "@USER The legacy of the independence referendum is that more people are aware of British Labour's treachery ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And don't even get me started on white on white violence . Why is that not a topic ?", "context": ["#YoureSoWhite that you feel victimized because minorities are starting to be as outspoken as you are .", "@USER @USER @USER You sure ? We say integration but there is still a \" black community \" , ghettos and inner cities 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER nobody on either side of the isle has been able to help the issue the isle needs to merge w / community", "@USER @USER @USER Nobody on what side ? Some White people are so quick to talk about black on black crime", "@USER @USER @USER But where's the solutions ? ? What are you doing to help solve issues ? ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER women . Well I suppose you really can willingly wish for the suffering of your own gender .", "context": ["Had the worst oral exam today - had to speak with some Trump supporters and it was awful .", "@USER ugh , I'm so sorry , you must have felt so disguted :(", "@USER not disgusted but very angry . They were women ! ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Lord Admiral Dominus Van Rens . “ Mitch Berg “ , mild-mannered IT geek and talk show host , is just an ingenious cover .", "context": ["I don't spend much time in the sticks , I'm afraid My work draws me to areas where people understand irony , and don't need guns to make themselves feel adequate ", "@USER As someone who grew up in one of the reddest places in the “ sticks ” in this country , watching Monty Python , I ’ m hoping that was irony . Because otherwise , you have a finally , absolutely won the Upper Class Twit of the Year contest once and for all .", "@USER @USER And I ’ m sure he values you deeply . Merry Christmas .", "@USER @USER I know better than to think he cares who I am", "@USER @USER And I know better than to care what celebrities think of me . I ’ ve met enough of them as a reporter and producer to know they are pretty much humans . The smart ones don ’ t get all arrogant and entitled .", "@USER @USER So we're down to \" I know you are , but what am * I * \" ? I think we're done here .", "@USER @USER My name is Peter , asshole . Happy holidays to you .", "@USER @USER Stay charming , Peter . And maybe a tad less brittle . Y'know , while discussing humorless people . Like John Cleese claimed to be yipping about ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER what can we do The American Public Love him ! ! I mean hes been on TV we all Love TV ! ! right He Must Be good .", "context": ["First Brexit and now Trump . Mankind is doomed .", "@USER Yes , can't imagine , he will make 4 years . But hey , you remembered George W . Bush ?", "@USER I Remember Nixon that was a good Laugh .", "@USER but it's different this time . It's not only dislike . It's plain fear ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Many white folks [ especially among themselves ] didn ’ t view “ blackface ” as wrong bc many were doing that ‘ attire ’ , doesn ’ t make it right , just stupid , idiotic , insensitive - wouldn ’ t catch me doing “ whiteface ” for all the tea in China 🙄 😲 😬", "context": ["@USER @USER ‼ ️ Nonsense ‼ ️ Schiff nor Pelosi are on trial . Witnesses #GOP wanted called - Joe Biden , Hunter Biden , the Whistleblower aren ’ t the key #FactWitnesses who need to come before Congress - they would be #Pompeo", "@USER @USER So the whistle blower isn ’ t the key wittiness ? Did the republicans get to question him ?", "@USER @USER No , the whistleblower IS NOT a key witness but he did ‘ blow the lid off ’ WH shenanigans . True key witnesses re 7/25 / 19 phone call [ they knew stuff ] #Mulvaney #Bolton #Pompeo and in related matters", "@USER @USER So he ’ s not a key witness but he blew the lid ? Listen it all start with this idiot who heard someone ’ s opinion of is interpretation of someone else ! Only liberal democrats would think a 3rd party gossip would be fact", "@USER @USER No , it didn ’ t start w “ that idiot ” but it began w “ other idiot currently occupying the WH ” withholding the aid to Ukraine , a violation of Impoundment Control Act . Phone call happened 9:03 AM -9:33 AM , at 11:04 AM OMB ’ s Duffey sent email that hold was placed .", "@USER @USER U think he ’ s an idiot cause that ’ s all you ’ ve heard from every network or politician , you don ’ t have your own opinion other then what you here you ’ re close minded and it ’ s sad", "@USER @USER I ’ ve heard what he ’ s said [ word salads of nonsense ] , how he acts [ disparaging this one , making fun of another one ] , having nothing to do w PC-free behavior [ acts / sounds like the idiot he is on full display ] AND I ’ ve come to that conclusion all by my lonesome . #TYVM", "@USER @USER So what did he say that disturbed you so much", "@USER @USER Dude , There ’ s so much to choose from . I suggest you listen to every thing he ’ s said at rallies , in pressers , in interviews - - you decide what ’ s on the problematic language . If you ’ re unable to do that , I ’ m guessing you don ’ t want to hear / see but ignore / excuse . ", "@USER @USER Trump is not using Orwell the media is", "@USER @USER tRUmp is trying to relive a time when disparaging those folks he thought were ‘ lesser ’ than he could be treated this way and it was accepted . Counterpunches , hits back at everything even when not reacting would make people forget about it . Can ’ t help himself .", "@USER @USER You still haven ’ t said what horrible thing he has said , that is destroying this country or some racist thing he has said , so until I hear what you thing he has said you may as will yell at the moon", "@USER @USER You do your own listening and hearing , I will not provide that substance for you to pick apart and argue with me about . If you haven ’ t heard anything tRUmp ’ s said / done as immoral or as indecent then there ’ s nothing I ’ ll tweet that will make a difference to you", "@USER @USER Cause you can ’ t . It ’ s not about providing it ’ s about you can ’ t", "@USER @USER * * * Just to humor you * * * 1 ) making fun of disabled reporter 2 ) calling NFL players SOBs 3 ) name calling to any 1 who disagrees w him 4 ) causing deaths by not providing adequate care to those , incl children , in detention 5 ) acting more like a petulant 7yo than potus .", "@USER @USER 1 , reporter attacked him 1st but that ’ s no excuse 2 they disrespected our flag but 1 isn ’ t ok for U but 2 is ?", "@USER @USER Reporter asked a simple question , as president you answer questions , tRUmp ’ s response - uncalled for , that wasn ’ t punching back that was an asinine reaction to a simple question a reporter asked . As president , tRUmp sets the tone , he ’ s diminished the office .", "@USER @USER Please just stop it Obama has done that and Pelosi just chastised the press for asking a question she said she wasn ’ t talking about", "@USER @USER tRUmp has diminished the office of the presidency by not doing his HW , taking putin ’ s word on issues of national security . There ’ s an , as of yet , unexplainable propensity for tRUmp to side with RF to spite American interests , an uncanny affinity toward Russia . ", "@USER @USER I just love the liberal MSM and politicians who yell and scream Trump is a racists but defend people who were caught wearing blackface"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Remember , autocorrect devices misspell , not people . Guns auto kill people by themselves , not people .", "context": ["Abbey Clements was a teacher at Sandy Hook School the day a gunman opened fire , killing 20 first graders and six of her colleagues . Now , despite enduring lockdowns and evacuations at school , she continues to teach . Read Abbey's #MomentsThatSurvive story : ", "@USER We sure about the actress thing ? She was in one documentary about the shooting . Let ’ s not turn into Momsdemandaction and start pushing unverified propaganda", "@USER @USER @USER she's known in the entertainment industry with credentials tied to various peosucers , she doesn't have teaching credentials .", "@USER @USER If i translate peosucer will it be producers ? Lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think a clever chatbot might win against a Scripted support rep . Chatbot will be more human #custserv", "context": ["A3 : No . And not with those words . But I do ask . A lot . Personally , I don't like the scripted , How can we do better … ", "@USER Agreed , it seems like a forced question . I also ask this if the conversation naturally evolves into feedback #custserv", "@USER @USER I really pushed back on that in a former life . It is completely forced and not as useful as hoped . #custserv", "@USER Yeah , let me destroy this rapport we've just built by reverting to a robot . No thanks . #custserv @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yup #YECs accept super rapid #evolution can't find Bishop Usher's chronology anywhere though #canuckdragon @USER", "context": ["@USER of course it's new info ! Just like rearranging \" omorn \" to read \" moron \" makes new info . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER by your definition , all dog breeds are brand new . They aren't . They are species already coded .", "@USER what ? I never said all dog breeds are brand new . You're misquoting me again @USER @USER", "@USER all dogs are of the same species : wolf over Millenia people have selected them for features . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER same mechanism . Who chose the breeding is irrelevant .", "@USER There's evidence of someone choosing the breeding in people ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER which part of \" who chose the breeding is irrelevant \" confuses you ?", "@USER none . What confuses me is your suggestion that somebody chose human breeding . @USER @USER", "@USER how come Sudanese ppl look different to Swedish ? Please EXPLAIN THE PROCESS . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER do you not realize that question is completely irrelevant ? Or are you clinging to your darwinistic faith ?", "@USER @USER @USER to prove your religion you must demonstrate a swede poofing scales etc and eventually becoming a lizard", "@USER @USER @USER or some other completely new Family . Evos agree with creation scientists on variation within species", "@USER @USER @USER yes . Creationists use the more natural term Created Kind . It isn't 1-1 with Family but usually pretty close", "@USER @USER @USER so how many ' kinds ' are there ? you accept that the family Hominidae is a ' kind '", "@USER @USER @USER no human knows , just like no human knows how many \" Families \" truly exist .", "@USER @USER @USER but if you want to know how many Kinds were on the Ark , current estimates are in the 8000 range I think", "@USER @USER @USER I don't have one . I doubt a complete one exists . Will that list make evolutionism occur ?", "@USER but you accept evolution . In fact you claim speciation at a super fast speed . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He's setting such a great example for his daughter . _", "context": ["@USER blocked me . Wow . I was a huge supporter of @USER and loved his videos . That's hurtful . I didn't say anything negative", "@USER @USER @USER did you support Trump ? If so I think he blocks anyone that supports him .", "@USER @USER @USER I did . Being in CA my vote doesn't make much of a diff , but man I would rather have a discussion", "@USER @USER @USER yeah , Chris has zero tolerance policy these days for certain things and that is one of them .", "@USER @USER @USER Darn . I'm a centrist . Sure , just a bit more right than left , but that's why I like to discuss", "@USER @USER @USER I hear ya . I don't block people unless they are offensive to me , I don't mind different views .", "@USER @USER @USER my wife is 1/4 Native American . It's not like we're exactly safe Chris .", "@USER @USER @USER if you don't have half Mexican daughters then you don't matter apparently"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Indeed It Is . Tragically , Democrats Are the Same Hysterical Control Freak Drama Queens You Were 160 Years Ago #GOP #PartyOfLincoln", "context": ["Um holy sh * t . This certainly makes it sound like Parnas and co . were actively tracking Yovanovitch's movements . This could explain why Yovanovitch was moved out of Ukraine so quickly . ", "@USER Oh my God . Read these and tell me , if you were Marie Yovanovitch , that you wouldn ’ t be fearing for your life . This is the Trump administration's OWN GOONS . This is absolutely insane .", "@USER I literally cannot believe I'm writing this but it really , really looks like Donald Trump commissioned his goons to hurt or kill a United States ambassador .", "@USER @USER Honestly , I don ’ t see how you can read those messages any other way . They stalked her , got an address where she was staying , knew about her security detail , and offered “ help ” for a price . Paired with Trump ’ s statement to Zelensky that she was “ going to go through some things . ”", "@USER @USER @USER \" Honestly , I don ’ t see how you can read those messages any other way . \" MAGAts : \" Hold my beer . \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER This describes #SouthAfrica under #communists #racist \" \" government . of swinging from white to black apartheid is darkly amusing . Your map is correct though only 10 % of is problem is as with apartheid they in . ", "context": ["For everybody who truly believes the USA and UK are ' racist ' countries , can you please tell me which nations you believe to be significantly better in this regard ? I am genuinely curious , as I feel like I inhabit an alternate reality ... I don't know what you're comparing to .", "Few things I say attract more predictable and aggressive backlash than when I suggest that the UK and USA are NOT ' racist countries ' in 2019 . This narrative does not represent the reality imo . Individual racists exist and acts of prejudice occur , sure . But GENERALLY ? Nah ...", "In my estimation , a ' racist ' country would have one or more of the following : - Laws that discriminate based on race / ethnicity - Widespread racism towards any group - Widespread tolerance of racism towards any group - Racially charged violence being common - Racism in media etc ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Why not ? George Bush and being half Black was Obama's & all of his Sheeple like you & those of your ilk right ?", "context": ["Diplomats staying in a 20 Grand a night Trump room is a great way to give bribes or buy favor . And you get a good n … ", "@USER Oh NOW you're concerned about \" Pay for Play \" after Hillary took hundreds of millions from middle eastern countries ? #NoIronyHere", "@USER So , how many Clinton-owned hotels did they steer foreign diplomats to ? Cut the false equivalence . @USER", "@USER @USER Talk about using a false equivalence ! What proof do you have Trump steered them their ? Oh that's right ... You Don't !", "@USER The diplomats themselves ? \" Hillary Clintonus \" can't be your magic get out of jail free card forever ... @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER funny how everyone is claiming that the voters who aren't like them are single-minded , racist , sexist , horrible , etc .", "context": ["Can someone explain how voting for a third party helps Trump ? The way I see it people that voted for Johnson wouldn't have voted for Clinton", "So it doesn't cost her votes . Is that not the point ? Am I missing something ?", "@USER no you're right . People just wanna blame someone bc it isn't going their way ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER well , then u can keep sitting and prove how proud u r _", "context": ["* spends 3 hours watching Housefull 3 * No complaints * spends 52 secs listening to the National Anthem * \" Man , this is such a waste of my time \"", "@USER issue is of relevance in a movie theatre . I am proud of my country . do in need to prove it by standing in a movie theatre ?", "@USER does it really bother you that much also ? What abt the anti-nationals ? the kids who r yet to feel the pride ? Do it for them", "@USER give me name of one developed country where this practice is followed . Pride for the nation is not proven in movie halls .", "@USER do u really care so much abt what others r doing ? Also , its nt a proof , its a reminder of things this great nation has given us", "@USER by standing in a movie theatre I will remind myself of what a great nation india is ? Sorry I am proud of my country as is .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER so there not on standby , lets hope your not out needing to get a train home", "context": ["Sorry for any inconvenience due to Train Driver being taken ill some services this eve are cancelled , check here ", "@USER We would have an amount of standby crew but it may be that nobody is available on standby", "@USER @USER \" we have standby but nobody is on standby \" ! Brilliant !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Really ? Nice to know , Ryan . EC seems like such a foreign concept , & 2 think it was made 2 stop megalomaniacs becoming POTUS", "context": ["How did NBC get \" an exclusive look into the top secret report he ( Obama ) was presented ? \" Who gave them this report and why ? Politics !", "@USER Your duped supporters don't realize the only thing they're drinking from their \" Liberal Tears ” mugs is Putin ’ s man-sauce", "@USER @USER @USER You can poke fun at Trump all you like , he will be a GREAT President for all Americans !", "@USER @USER @USER I meant the Ausshole , but I'll toss that at Trump to . You're ok", "@USER @USER @USER the majority of aussies think trump is weird", "@USER @USER @USER Correction - the majority of Aussie's think USA is batshit crazy for electing .", "@USER @USER @USER Didn't what ? Thnk America was crazy for electing DJT ? Aussie's thnk he's a joke .", "@USER @USER @USER the majority of Americans didn't vote for - that's what I was getting at", "@USER @USER NOW I get u ! 🙂 It's the @USER . Nowhere has a system like that . Each & every vote should count .", "@USER @USER @USER U . K . Does We have constituencies no first past the post ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER the Huns are the animals those Rep fks hoped wd win ww1", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER how many Protestants in a Catholic church group ?", "@USER @USER @USER How many Protestants in a Catholic Church group ? Biggest retard ever came across", "@USER @USER @USER Why would I religious group have a different religion attend ?", "@USER @USER @USER The OO isn't a religion . A ' supposed ' non-sectarian heritage organisation .", "@USER @USER @USER it's based christen values of the protestant religion you knob end lol .", "@USER @USER @USER Care to put a bet on that ? A member of a group you know nothing about hahahahahahhaha", "@USER @USER @USER LMFAO a taig thinks he knows what the order stands for . My god 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER oh we definitely know what they stand for , bigotry and anti-Catholicism", "@USER @USER @USER OO has done charity events to hand money to Catholic organisations", "@USER @USER @USER like when ? this is same OO who has fund to buy land to keep it from Catholics , right ? ...", "@USER @USER @USER you're obviously blinded by bigotry . You only read and see what you wanna read and see", "@USER @USER @USER its not me who has a fund to stop a people from a certain religion from buying land lol", "@USER @USER @USER it doesn't buy land to keep it from protestants . Stop trying to justify OO sectarianism", "@USER @USER @USER yes it does lol . And to profit it's fake church", "@USER @USER @USER no it doesn't lol there's the anti-Catholicism coming out , the OO would be proud"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER maybe Chelsea can be the next girl in the much needed Kevin triangle of the year .", "context": ["At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Dylan burst into flames as an exit story", "@USER after that interview , it would not surprise me if he is killed off", "@USER @USER but talked about no more speedy hook ups 😂 . History or not , it's quick and this is coming from a Shick shipper", "@USER @USER she already slapped Villy together . so much for not speedy lmao", "@USER @USER it's kind of ridiculous actually . I suppose Chelsea will just kind of be Christian and Bella's babysitter"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , but in the Constitution and the only parts that aren't fake news to Trump is the Second Amendment and Article 2 . ( kinda )", "context": ["This holiday season , a time of reflection and celebration of faith , let us not forget that the #religiousfreedom enjoyed at home remains under attack around the world and resolve to pray and fight for those who endure religious persecution on account of their faith .", "Grateful to @USER and @USER for their commitment to protect #religiousfreedom at home and abroad . Thankful for the work of @USER carrying the mantle on these issues . The fight to secure a religiously free world is urgent , and the U . S . will continue to lead .", "@USER @USER @USER Ya religious free world * Except Muslims , muslim Americans and Muslim permanent residents , their families entering the country , let ’ s say around January February 2017 ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER idk everyone flipped out #trump talked to Taiwan cuz 1 china policy but we sell them military gear __", "context": ["@USER @USER today she helps people understand the reality of what's going on & the spin the #media p … ", "@USER well , seeing as how there are no sanctions being applied to Israel , I think it fits my idea of false equivalency pretty well", "@USER ummm u should read #UN agreement which allows language 4countries to initiate sanctions based on #IsraeliSettlements 🙈 🙄 #media", "@USER this is still a false equivalency , no matter how much you want to believe otherwise . #also #hashtagging #each", "@USER when someone says #dumb usually they just can't open mind up enough 4 understanding - #88followers #twitter", "@USER wow , you got me , I better back down now !", "@USER lol r u trying to fight me ? I didn't know u were up in my face 🙄 🙈 it's twitter buddy Enjoy ur day", "@USER @USER I supose the billions in U . S . aid to Israel is a sanction ? How does that work ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Christ , you can't even use English grammar properly , but you can have an opinion in this countries future . .", "context": ["I now fear every attempt will be made to block or delay triggering Article 50 . They have no idea level of public anger they will provoke .", "@USER Probably the same amount of public anger they'll provoke if they do trigger it . After all ... #leave only won on 4 % .", "@USER @USER 4-0 to leave so that a win stop moaning you remainers all sound like whining little girls ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 2 . a tweet in a box = I'm talking ABOUT u 2 my tweeps & not TO you . That you responded means you are the obsessed one .", "context": ["Rudely hijacks MY thread ( which I refuse to allow ) Then gets upset I DARE 2b snarky about it But MY ego is the issu … ", "@USER Yes . I am snarky . But you are rude . And I am being snarky about your rudeness . So ... Please , keep proving me right ...", "@USER holy obsession batman . thought you blocked me ? do I need to mute you now ?", "@USER 1 . ROFLMAO ... Look who is being snarky now . Also , look who thinks it is ALL about them . You see , the way Twitter works is ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It rhymes better if you say \" Al Gore , the climate whore \" .", "context": ["I will be going to the climate protest outside the Sydney Town Hall at 5.30 pm today ( Wednesday ) - more in anger than in hope - anyone with me ?", "@USER Serious Q Jane . Has their EVERB been a forum where the great unwashed ( I do actually wash but .. ) can hear a balanced Q + A btwn the self appointed doyens of each camp ? If not please make it so 🙂", "@USER Nothing I can do to make it so , sorry . But my suggestion is to listen to the climate scientists . They have been 100 % right in their predictions so far ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So , if this is \" impeccable , \" you should have no prob w / HRC : ", "context": ["Tune in to @USER @USER tonight at 9pm for my reaction to FBI Director Comey's letter to Congress earlier today #KellyFile", "@USER @USER @USER Nobody cares what you have to say abt anything .", "@USER @USER @USER Ok . One person cares what Gowdy says . Aaaaaand she's a #Trump supporter . #GoFigure", "@USER @USER @USER Gowdy is a phenomenal attorney , who has served impeccably . Even when I voted 4 Obama ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The dismissiveness of the tone of the video would cause most to dismiss it .", "context": ["Accurate ? Modern liberalism : Humans are evil and must be coerced to do good Libertarianism : Humans are good and must be coerced to do evil", "@USER I had thoughts , then realised they were too long for twitter . Condensed to twitter length : not quite accurate .", "@USER though also interesting to note that neither formulation aligns with the christian perspective .", "@USER Hehe , don't get me started on the xtian persp . :p . 1st step : convince the Left to return to rational thought . 2nd : debate it", "@USER This analysis nails it for me - what are your thoughts ? ", "@USER TLDW ; If I ever do , I'll let you know my thoughts :)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , but you have the advantage over me . You knew what you were voting for whereas I , just a mere Brexiteer , didn't understand ( we're not clever enough , you see ) . That our economy is growing whilst eu27 is retracting fast , has no bearing on it .", "context": ["I posted something that has attracted a lot of response , some of it very unpleasant . But I ’ d like to make this clear ; I don ’ t care . Brexiters have taken away my EU citizenship and , more importantly , that of my 3 children . I take it personally , and will never stop fighting .", "@USER @USER 100 % behind you all the way . I have no intention of joining hands with anyone who voted for Brexit or Tory . Anyone who voted for Brexit is either self serving or as thick as mince . Xenophobes the lot of them .", "@USER @USER @USER Why bother , Chris ? If you were walking down the street and this loony was shouting this nonsense from a soapbox , would you stop and interact or just pretend you hadn't seen him and just count your blessings that fate didn't make you like him . All it takes is one knock on the head", "@USER @USER @USER Time'll who was the loony and who the ignorant ignorer of wisdom . Patience . . . . . Ghost of Democracy Past , ( apt monicker ) , all will be revealed in due course . Brexit hasn't started yet . Truth has a habit of rising from the tomb and party pooping the celebrations of the wicked ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER There was a delicious sense of - I think some need to reflect on that which guides their lives | #Religion", "context": ["Not all at once no but I'm sure he could look at the records ... #TweetingWithAChildRapeApologist ", "@USER Either you speak with me normally or not at all . Quit quoting my tweets , slandering me , and being an all around jackass .", "@USER I'll speak however I like on my account , you came to me thinking you had an answer when all you had was gibberish .", "@USER I had legitimate questions and you decided to be a disrespectful smartass .", ". @USER No you didn't , you came in accusing me of lurking PF's TL and now you've block me haven't you ... Yep , #RunCoward", "@USER @USER In the words of the Late Patrick Swayze - \" Ditto \" #Cowardice indeed ", "@USER For someone with a \" Deal with it \" avatar @USER lacks the ability to do so ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER aw you called me a snowflake , a term used for liberals who are crying about everything , which is what you started doing .", "context": ["Only in America can #boycottbudwiser be trending . The people who complain about pressing 1 for English can't even spell America's beer .", "@USER you believe it's America's beer ? It's owned by Belgium . It's crappy beer . Only reason this is trending is nasty liberals", "@USER well if you must know , I think it's crappy beer , too , snowflake"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER English is quite fungible . You understood my meaning but missed the flourish . #Humour", "context": ["Sources : Intel materials given to Pres . - elect Trump had damaging allegations initially circulated among opponents . ", "@USER We the people DEMAND an indepent hearing into these allegations before he is allowed to take office !", "@USER @USER the correct noun is \" person \" . Person is singular people is plural ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah because there's SO much money to be made advocating evolution and science !", "context": ["Just got a scathing email about how I ’ m totally in this to make money . 😳 Citing the fact that my webpage has a contact page for anyone who would like me to talk with them , do training , etc . I ’ m a teacher and advocate . Soooooo not making the big bucks .", "@USER Omg I was driving when this notification came up and I totally missed my street ! I ’ m speechless", "@USER Don't get in a wreck on my account ! Yeah , it was in response to an op-ed I did for Since I was saying that the state needs to open themselves to learn science and stop the anti-science attempts b / c science and religion are not the same thing ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER it's like having a human rights film festival but screwing your staff over", "context": ["Quick recap of accusations from @USER : WE PLAY ' RACIAL MUSIC ' on our picket lines.Please explain to customers / members what u mean", "@USER @USER we believe they're ref to hip hop and r & b but will let them come out with it ... shameful and disgusting language", "@USER @USER errr that's just straight up racist ! This is the Brexit / Trump effect , businesses don't care about racism", "@USER @USER totally . Fine to invite @USER to sold out screen tho & host festival etc to makw money . Awful"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER it's so crazy how the states that Bernie won in the primary are the same ones Hill lost in the general", "context": ["@USER I would have thought a person of color would be more supportive of a candidate that's fought for ( cont ) ", "@USER i haven't endorsed any candidate so not sure what you're talking about", "@USER stop sucking hill ’ s d * ck so hard and give Bernie his due credit . He's the only candidate that is truly progressive .", "@USER @USER thanks to the media for their biased reporting and the rigged elections", "@USER @USER you denied the DNC rigging the primary . You are part of the problem .", "@USER @USER I did not ... I said Bernie was no longer a candidate in August . That was fact . Go away or I will block / report", "@USER @USER backtracking is pathetic . You know what you did .", "@USER @USER How many times do I have to tell you ? I'm not in the media , I don't know what you're talking about .", "@USER @USER you participated in creating an echo chamber instead of supporting the majority vote .", "@USER The majority vote in the primary was for Hillary Clinton . Sorry you want to make up conspiracy theories to change that fact ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Well they never make any sense before so why now right ?", "context": ["Chen's girlfriend revealed to have been well-known among EXO-Ls , marriage already suspected last year ", "@USER If it ’ s well known already , why the heck does a lot of his fansite close down smh yall just couldn ’ t bear him going public huh ?", "@USER @USER That's exactly what I don't get K fans always know about relationship but then act crazy oh you betrayed us go away . They make no sense"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "But shhh dnt tell the tourists that #Israel monopolised the contract for Chinese dragon fruit & Indian mangoes in #EU supermarkets .", "context": ["#Israel is desperately courting tourists from #India & #China & using the to do do . via @USER", "Since #Israels murderous onslaught in #Gaza its tourism has been sagging & hotel stays 22 % lower than in the months b4 the #Gaza onslaught", "From celebrity endorsements to ad campaigns , #Israel ’ s government is seeking tourists from #China & #India by promoting the ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER still in closet . Had a wife as his beard .", "context": ["Oregon official who shut down Christian bakery that refused to make a wedding cake for lesbian couple loses electio … ", "@USER It's ridiculous to refuse to serve a customer becuz they're gay , but they do have the right . Go to another bakery & write a bad review", "@USER on Yelp for the asshat's bakery . Happened here ( Indy ) . Bakery went out of bus . in less than 1 yr . Funny thing was son was gay , but was"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and the @USER will come out tomorrow and say sorry we messed up and everything will ok !", "context": ["Hats off to the kicker . But the kick should have never happened .", "@USER our life after the Wisconsin game . Hurts when you can't control the outcome .", "@USER 4 3rd down phantom calls that led directly to points . 4 ! ! I get imperfection . This is blatant disregard for the rule book ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER “ What ’ s writing have to do with spelling ? ” I think that tweet would break the heart of all the real writers , english professors , and copy editors out there . What is worse is that you are trying to promote how good you are at communication and writing . #grammar", "context": ["Question for Bernie Sanders , Elizabeth Warren , and Amy Klobuchar : Given you are campaigning against the President and have repeatedly called for his impeachment , are you going to recuse yourself from the Senate trial to ensure a fair process ?", "@USER Reminder : Democrats are allowed to be unfair . And to violate rules , regulations , standards , and sometimes , laws if they don't serve their purpose . And they can change their tunes as the wind blows . Reverse principles . Just wonderful people serving America .", "@USER @USER But you are ok with republicans doing it .", "@USER @USER What the hell does that have to do with anything ? But no . Or are you being hypothetical ?", "@USER @USER Well , you are making the comment that Democrats are violating rules and flouting procedures , but you don ’ t hold republicans to task for the same . So , it stands to reason that you are ok with breaking laws and disregarding the constitution as long as it ’ s your side that does it .", "@USER @USER Do you not read much ? Is Fox your only news source ? Have you been living in a fallout shelter for the last 10 years ?", "@USER @USER Apparently I don't read the fake news you read . Can you provide one recent example ?", "@USER @USER The rule is a \" bunch of nonsense . \" Quit giving me this accusations .", "@USER @USER You are just full of excuses aren ’ t you ? You do realize that most of those people CONVICTED of crimes held positions with the RNC and / or had checks cut to them from the RNC . But keep deluding yourself , I find it entertaining ... like a sad clown .", "@USER @USER Everyone is guilty of something . Even you , probably . These poor folks were persecuted by unscrupulous lawyers for nothing related to why they were investigated . Because they supported Trump .", "@USER @USER Let me guess ... the judges and jury and the investigators and the prosecution were all working together because collectively , and in MULTIPLE trials , with DIFFERENT prosecutors and DIFFERENT judge and DOZENS of jurors all hated trump ?", "@USER @USER You're exaggerating somewhat , but finally getting the message . It's innate human behavior to want to destroy the strongest . Out of your conscious mind's control .", "@USER @USER It is a human weakness to make so many excuses . I find it weird and disturbing that you have become so sycophantic to believe that level of conspiracy . I wonder what your character flaw is to so desperately need to buy into that belief .", "@USER @USER You think you know what you're doing but you don't .", "@USER @USER Also , if you are going call yourself a “ writer , ” you should learn to use spell check . Hint : it ’ s spelled communication not * communycation"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A lot of fascists . We take out Saddam , we take out Gaddafi , then we elect Trump .", "context": ["Actually what the GOP did was to decide to never approve any law the President wanted passed . Which is complete ob … ", "@USER @USER The people didn't protest when Obama won because he wasn't a hate mongering nit wit !", "@USER @USER what do u think is going to happen ? What do u think he is going to do that's so bad ?", "@USER @USER if you study how things Hitler did and said in his rise you will see there are a lot of red flags with Trump", "@USER @USER @USER you want something more scary ... check out similarities between Mussolini and Trump ... #puppettopuppet"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I ’ m sure suicidal people are rational enough as to consider the conspiracy ramifications 30 plus years later .", "context": ["Some people in the office were yammering during a wait . Note : I had to be here and was furious the while time . Somehow they got on the topic of the Impeachment .", "Not at all interesting to them . They thought there should be a statue of limititations for the charges .", "SURE ( I thought ): let ’ s put statute of limitations on every asylum seeker as well .", "I ’ m sure asylum seekers don ’ t mind 20 years of limbo . Why should trump have to endure a few months ? I mean whitewater went on for SEVEN YEARS .", "So then they started on the “ mysterious Clinton deaths . ” And Vince Foster , in particular . This is when I started to completely lose it .", "Their complaint , I kid you not : Was that Vince Foster didn ’ t pick a nice spot to kill himself .", "The park , Fort Marcy , is way too isolated . And it ’ s basically a rest stop . W T A F ?", "After all , my stepdaughter committed suicide in her trash filled closet . ( Completely serious , suicide is no joke and a near epidemic ) @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER they're in streets bought and paid for by george soros , the nazi collaborator .", "context": ["At least Arnold Schwarzenegger's apprentice ratings are higher than Trump's Presidential ratings .", "@USER and why would I do that ? arson is a crime .", "@USER @USER tell that to all the other Hillary supporters in the streets ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER superdelegates . And they r the ones who hd a demagogue run away w the nomination !", "context": ["@USER IMO , many people in US voted for Trump because the Left failed to address issues of growing income inequalities in US .", "@USER Also , if u r going 2 oppose a candidate on the basis of ethics , it only works if u can claim the moral high ground . Bernie or +", "@USER Elizabeth Warren cd hv . Hillary was not able 2 4 obvious reasons . And ( 2 ) when ppl won't take u seriously , when they won't even", "@USER bring their A game in opposition , it's v tempting 2 feel \" oh u scorn me , do u ? Think I can't do it ? Watch me . \" V human urge .", "@USER Yeah . Hillary's campaign had too many irregularities , eg . she didnt even campaigned in Wisconsin , etc . While Trump ... >", "@USER ... > actually attended rallies & engaged at grass-roots levels . The problem for the global Left , including America , is that ... >", "@USER , , , > they have been in power for too long & are considered as part of the establishment & big businesses . Voters have been ... >", "@USER ( 1 ) Even @USER made this mistake : he was weighing up which of the candidates wd be better in office : Bernie or Hillary .", "@USER ( 2 ) but the election wasn't abt that . It was abt who ppl * wanted * 2 see in office , who they wd choose over Trump . Hillary's", "@USER ( 3 ) experience in office covered her w muck . It was a * disadvantage * not an asset . Bernie as outsider might hv fared better ,", "@USER ( 4 ) tho , imho , Warren wd hv been a stronger candidate .", "@USER Yeah , I too think Warren would have been a better candidate . Bernie is too left for US , IMO . & too polite to stand against Trump", "@USER ( 1 ) I think he wd hv stood a better chance than Hillary , but who knows . What annoys me abt Hillary is that even she said :", "@USER ( 2 ) \" I'm not a gd politician . \" They KNEW she wasn't a vote-getter . Fielded her bcoz they thought it was a shoe-in . Arrogant .", "@USER Yeah , Trump really owes DNC & Hillary gratitude for his victory . He probably couldn't have done it without them .", "@USER Ironically , the DNC is partly there 2 safeguard an insane demagogue from running away w the nomination . GOPs don't hv many +"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER can't be saving THAT much time ... They're still complaining about not having enough of it .", "context": ["Ouch ! So where is does Canadian English fit in ? Polite English ? RT @USER : SICK BURN ", "@USER ongoing debate between Americans & Brits which version of English is proper English . US got trolled w / \" simplified \" English .", "@USER And as the Canadians say \" eh ! \" Each is proper within its own context , provided users don't slaughter the grammar .", "@USER I still write emails and texts with proper grammar . Have received \" professional \" emails requesting \" what's ur availb 8ty \"", "@USER I know what you mean . The killer is lousy #punctuation and no periods at the end of sentences . Like someone dropped off a cliff ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yep yep . Took a New York multi-millionaire to understand how to speak to America's white working class #ElectionNight", "context": ["Trump winning #ElectionNight is unbelievable and entirely believable at the same time . lol", "@USER Yup , this sums up my feelings pretty well .", "@USER Indeed . Highlights what a flawed candidate Hilary was as well . Glad I'm in SA ;)", "@USER Hillary is the more qualified politician , but when the majority don't trust politicians anymore you're fighting a losing battle"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This either needs a or it ’ s one of the dumbest things I ’ ve ever heard before in my life", "context": ["We have signed outfielder / designated hitter Jorge Soler to a one-year contract , avoiding arbitration . #Royals", "@USER Get him locked up long term please . We are tired of losing our stars .", "@USER @USER They ’ ve done nothing but keep their stars ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh , the of you saying someone else has no idea . _ @USER ", "context": ["Christians are harmless . We want what's right . Islamists are killing Christians because of their ' faith ' , which is … ", "@USER Christians used to be just as brutal as ISIS . Thankfully the Enlightenment beat them into submission .", "@USER That's just total bullshit . How irresponsibly , ignorantly dangerous , equivocating when there's Islamists killing by the dozens .", "@USER All Abrahamic religions are essentially the same . You guys would be just as intolerant as ISIS if you had the chance .", "@USER Where do you come up with this ? Do you foolishly believe this , or just need something to accuse Christians of ?", "@USER I can't believe you don't even have a basic understanding of your own religion . Wow . Explains a lot .", "@USER You have no idea . I understand my faith just fine . You are either ignorant or deliberately lying for your atheism cause ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The people who will be hurt the MOST from Trump's trade policies are the working class . You know , his supporters .", "context": ["Trump trade policy a real stinker . Anti-globalist morons may like it--until they learn how it will screw them . \\", "@USER And I'm not referring to stock market ( except for the few anti-globalists who have a 401k ) .", "@USER There's no such thing as an ALL US-made car . Most clothing is made overseas . Walmart's inventory is 80-90 % imported ; food 35 % + ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And you choose your car by its colour and name too of course xxx __", "context": ["@USER @USER I'd forgotten about these 😂 😂 😂 I hope you are enjoying fluffy kittens 😈 😈 enjoy xxx", "@USER @USER @USER fluffy very overgrown kittens , yes . Much preferable to politics and boring stuff like that .", "@USER @USER Love it xx Sorry I know I get on my soap box sometimes xx"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Think U R confused @USER U claim cyclists think they \" own the road \" just because they use it . But U want them out of YOUR way .", "context": ["@USER give 1m clearance to #cyclists . yeah , when they ride as close as practical to the side of the road .. 🚘 🚴 🚘", "@USER @USER \" Practical \" does not mean in the gutter . That just invites unsafe passing .", "@USER @USER I'm not saying they have to ride in the gutter , but when they ride 4ft away from the gutter . It's no joke .", "@USER Riding well clear of the edge of the road is the safest position . Change lanes to pass , like you would for any other vehicle", "@USER cyclists NEED to respect others on the road too . They don't own the road as they seem to think since the laws passed here ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ooo the what about the #ToryElectionFraud episodes we don't hear much of them do we ...", "context": ["I'm utterly mystified Labour hasn't raised alarm about Tory proposals on ' voter ID ' for elections . It is designed to hit Labour voters", "Tories have dressed it up as saying it will ' crack down on voter fraud ' - without much evidence for it . But this isn't JUST about minorities", "No doubt ' voter ID ' will make it harder for ethnic minorities . But it will also restrict students and poorer people - those who vote Labour !", "The ' voter ID ' plan is straightforward voter suppression , using ethnic minorities as foil . Yet Labour silent . Unreal "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER is pretty cowardly , even for Leafs fans . What about Martin going after rookie Stecher ? Class act .", "context": ["Mike Babcock : \" I haven't seen that rodeo stuff since junior . \"", "@USER maybe make sure your players don't elbow guys in the head , no ?", "@USER @USER He must have done that since nobody was elbowed in the head", "@USER @USER Great denial . Burrows speared Reilly . Dorsett fighting 47 was questionable . No problem admitting . But denying elbow"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER still remember walking through protests in Shinchon , one guy was wearing NYY hat and also yelling ' Yankee , go home ' .", "context": ["another implication of UA's MLB deal - sure , MLB is US / Canada-based but its popularity is worldwide . helps them reach out to tons of markets", "lots of you would be surprised how popular the MLB gears are in Korea . I'd say the ratio of ML gears to KBO ones in streets is at least 5:1", "@USER always been that way ... in fact , was more like 10:0 until the WBC and KBO hype began . Now people actually wear KBO stuff outside", "@USER pretty great to see MLB franchises getting love here though . when I was younger , I recall there were so many Red Sox gears out lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER her , her campaign , the media , etc . scoffed and scolded him for SAYING he might do something . Now , HRC IS doing something .", "context": ["@USER \" I would also reserve my right to contest or file a legal challenge in the case of a questionable result . \"", "@USER Trump never asked for a recount . Hillary did , even after saying she wouldn't . What's your point ?", "@USER if trump would have lost . There is good evidence he would have asked for a recall . So why criticize her for trying ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Again , agree . Just like bashing CAM / IM doesn't make Conventional worthwhile ( esp . regarding chronic disease ) . In fact , lots to learn from CAM / IM , the Debunkers are a huge distraction for those of us involved in improving it , when people undermine our work .", "context": ["My newest in @USER : ‘ The Psychology of Alternative Medicine ’ Results suggest that complementary and alternative medicine believers tend towards intuitive ( not rational ) thinking and paranormal / magical beliefs . ", "@USER @USER @USER Strangely enough many #prescribedharm patients turn to alternative practitioners having been harmed by allopathic medicine , this seems a very sensible & rational decision in the circumstances . They put their initial trust in ? evidence based medicine .", "@USER @USER @USER Bashing alternatives doesn't make allopathic better . Better medicine is needed immediately , but , it won't come from this cast of clowns . Except for GuaSha , I haven't found alternative medicine useful either . When will patients get competent care ?", "@USER @USER @USER Indeed , and bashing allopathic doesn't make CAM / Alt worthwhile . We indeed do need better medicine , but it's a huge distraction for those of us involved in improving it , when people undermine our work"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER do u think I'm thick ? I put it up cos it's all I've seen on my feed", "context": ["My wife grew up in Nazi Germany & would have found the #DailyMail attack on our judges as a chilling reminder that fascism breeds on hate .", "@USER @USER @USER Is it not fascism for the establishment to override the will of 17 million people #remoaner", "@USER @USER @USER You don't understand purpose of Parliament . That's the problem.Parliament is Sovereign", "@USER @USER @USER You're aware that cartoon is taking the piss out of you ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So no added rental fr vacant bldg but added costs will at least partly b passed on . What a successful tax !", "context": ["#VanRE I hope @USER does right thing + supports Empty Homes Tax . Any * Councillors * want to explain objections publicly ?", "@USER @USER It hasn't worked anywhere , just adds cost to \" vacant \" develop land unnecessarily , diverts $ & staff time ...", "@USER @USER Why tax \" vacant \" land ? Requiring permits that take yrs ( timing / delays controlled by City … ", "@USER Explain how a tax on empty land makes development less ( instead of more ) likely ?", "@USER it increases cost of land which is partly or fully passed on ( % depending on incidence ) .", "@USER False . Start w a vacant land parcel . Add tax . Now more attractive to build whoever owns .", "@USER @USER But there are almost no vacant land parcels in the City of Vancouver to begin with , so that premise is wrong ! #VanRE", "@USER @USER But land w obsolete / endoflife bldg awaiting RE-devopment or SFH to multifamily wld b taxed / not exempt until permits", "@USER @USER ok , I win on existing vacant land . Now we're on existing vacant bldg ? Same analysis as before .", "@USER @USER Where there may be an argument is occupied but depreciated bldgs . Now incentive to continue rental until evict .", "@USER @USER Which I would say is where 99 % of #VanRE supply comes from !", "@USER Agree , raw land a sideshow . For these units , how awful for @USER to rent out existing while permitting ?", "@USER @USER I'm happy to rent out , ( if habitable ) , but then am hit with 2 extra mos . carrying costs , which is significant . #VanRE", "@USER @USER 2 mos interest on debt + equity probably > 2 % of land value . Plus added time = risk . So prob makes sense to keep vacant ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Personally I'm STILL bitter about #HumanTarget #Invasion #Traveler among others lol & meanwhile gets a season 13 ? ! _", "context": ["As of Thursday per someone close to the show I'm told as far they know they've not been declined by anyone yet . ", "@USER The fandom is basically split again over this . That is what worries me .", ". @USER @USER I don't see a split , I see a group of fans that care a lot about a show they love and want it to continue", "@USER @USER @USER I'm guessing no one understood the message from the last episode ? Things change , that's life", "@USER @USER @USER yes but at the end says what we feeling we not ready for change", "@USER @USER @USER but change will still happen you have to learn to accept it", "@USER there's GOOD change & BAD , & like the Doctor even after billions of torturous years , BAD change is STILL ~ unacceptable .. #resist", "@USER It's a TV SHOW not life or death Just be happy it was on at all A lot of people were mad when Firefly was cancelled too #thatslife", "@USER But they still got a movie ! Cuz they didnt just give up .. 😜 Life is MORE than just saying \" oh well \" & letting bad things happen !", "@USER lol Firefly got cancelled after ONE season , it never got a chance to grow . GMW had THREE seasons and the ratings kept going down .", "@USER #GMW is a cable series in an era of OnDemand media , ratings still topped . FF was on ~ broadcast , completely diff . I get it , I do .", "@USER I have a LONG list of cancelled series , whether they got 1/2 / 3 + seasons , broadcast or cable , still always worth standing up for !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And yet they WERE the migrants once . Are they going to vote themselves off the island ? #hypocrisy", "context": ["@USER I got a tweet on the screen and now I'm being called a white supremacist ... ", "@USER @USER Nah , you're just wrong . I assume you eat no \" ethnic \" food ?", "@USER @USER So ypu are one of those leftists who think that all so called \" ethnics \" agree with your leftist crap yeah ?", "@USER @USER Nope , but if we had to put up with Extremist Rightist Crap , the \" ethnics \" wouldn't be here in the first place", "@USER @USER \" Ethnics \" who have assimilated into Australian culture do not want mass immigration & divisive multiculturalism"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER a b the key being actually start to \" leave the EU \" no one believes we will , at the moment", "context": ["@USER WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP ON QUOTING FORECASTS BY ' EXPERTS ? ' WITH BREXIT THEY HAD IT ALL WRONG ! ARMAGEDDON , WWIII , EMERGENCY BUDGET ! ! 🙄 😡", "@USER @USER a , why do all brexit people only have upper case ? b , those forecasts were for when we've left the EU , we haven't yet", "@USER @USER A ) BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING ! ! 🗣 🗣 ( & for emphasis ) . b ) Wrong ! All Remoaners talked about was , \" If we VOTE to Leave EU ... \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Must Be Nice for You to Be So Perfect / Holier-Than-Thou @USER Sounds Like You're the #Arrogant Hateful #Judgemental Bigot", "context": ["#MikePence going to #Hamilton is like #AdolfHitler going to . Doesn't he know what the musical is about and what it means ?", "Hamilton Cast , Fans Don't Understand #Conservative #ProBank #Military Alexander Hamilton @USER He Abhorred Illegal Immigration , too", "@USER Yes . U r right . Now , Pence doesn't understand an HIV + actor plays H . surrounded by multiethnic cast . He's a racist & hates gays"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER LOL ! Bitter and cynical ? Accept human nature for what it is and don't spend time idealizing a failed concept . Here's a question : Are we a democracy OR are we a republic ? Because you insert \" democracy \" like it's some magic word solving all the ills you deem problematic .", "context": ["“ Capitalism isn ’ t working ” say people who continue using computers , GPS , Uber , Airbnb , Spotify , Amazon Prime , laser surgery and live on their iPhone", "@USER People continue to use PRODUCTS , produced by companies that CAPITALIZE , and divide their companies and sell portions called \" shares \" . \" Capitalism \" , the stock market , a scam devised to shift giant blocks of wealth from the bottom poorest people to the top richest , is failing .", "@USER Global poverty , extreme wealth inequality and the very existence of billionaires are glowing examples of the failures of Capitalism . It's one of the many things rich people would like us to believe we can't live without and at the same time we didn't used to have .", "@USER @USER It sounds like your gripe isn't necessarily against capitalism but human-nature . Capitalism best reflects human nature . Socialism fails in reality because humans are mostly greedy and selfish : Capitalists . On paper , socialism looks ideal and workable but falls to the same greed .", "@USER @USER DEMOCRATIC socialism works everywhere it's been tried . You guys keep leaving off the DEMOCRATIC like it's poison to you . Pity . Greed exists on Wall St . and in the hearts of the little people who chase dollars , but most people aren't greedy . You're just bitter and cynical ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Do you have a layout of her voting record right there in front of you ? Have one for Donnie ? No ? Hmm ... _ .", "context": ["The view of the Mall as Trump was sworn in — @USER ", "@USER it's because most Trump voters couldn't make it . We're at work . But don't worry , the country is happy . ", "@USER @USER You don't get vacation days ? Trump is already on vacation while everyone else is working .", "@USER @USER bashing Trump for vacation ? So I assume you had an issue with Barry and his families 80 million dollar trips ?", "@USER Such poor reading comprehension . A shame . I feel sorry for you .", "@USER don't feel sorry for me . You're the one wearing a Hillary shirt . Do some laundry .", "@USER That's all you've got ? A jab at my shirt ? * yawn *", "@USER that's all that's needed . Supporting her says enough about who you are . So ... yawn", "@USER do you prefer Hillary's public or private positions ? Which just means you like being told whatever makes you happy ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ___ So you're saying every club should start from L1 apart from Toronto ?", "context": ["1.Liquidation is good news for Bradford fans . 2.It ' s bad news for creditors inc the taxpayer.3.Readmission to the champ would be a disgrace .", "@USER It must look really good up there on your high horse Rod but it's not the fans fault - why punish them ?", "@USER @USER how is it punishing the fans to make a brand new club start in C1 like any other brand new club ? ! ?", "@USER @USER Who comes up for them with a L1 squad in Championship ? They wouldn't stand a chance", "@USER @USER Toronto have a squad littered with SL and C quality players , they easily could"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I voted ' Leave ' remember . Best ask those who don't believe in this . @USER @USER ", "context": ["@USER Maybe the pro-EU party that gave us the EU-ref in 2016 . @USER @USER", "@USER Even if we won indy on basis of not being in EU , that could be changed later @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Indy outside UK and EU would be true Indy .", "@USER If u truly believe that , what authority is higher than an EU nation ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I don't understand what you mean by this James . Please elaborate .", "@USER A nation is only not indy if it has a higher authority , like Scotland now . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Eh ? You have lost me with that one James .", "@USER It's simple . Scotland isn't indy as it's controlled by a higher authority . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER 1/2 Unless Scotland in the EU could make ALL its own decisions .", "@USER @USER @USER 2/2 Then how is that any different ? The EU will decide SOME policies .", "@USER Scotland would still be sovereign . It just delegates powers down to EU . @USER @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER Nope . You cannot share sovereignty . This is nonsense .", "@USER A State can limit APPLICATION of its sovereignty . This from UK Parliament . @USER @USER … ", "@USER It's kind of like you hiring an accountant to manage your finances . @USER @USER", "@USER Think about it . U r delegating powers 2 others & u remain highest authority @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I disagree with you . But if true why delegate at all ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes the very people screaming for unity tolerance peace acceptance are actually tearing it apart .", "context": ["@USER @USER I know the history . To abolish it now would only overinflated the power of the urban dominant liberal state .", "@USER @USER No . It would give everyone the same vote instead of the over inflation of a rural few .", "@USER @USER Or isolate them completely from the coastal states ... good luck with that . We'll have to agree to disagree .", "@USER @USER It's a failed institution no matter what reason you give to it .", "@USER @USER Popular vote is much more flawed . Mob mentality . Again agree to disagree", "@USER @USER As opposed to the unqualified idiot a bunch of racists stuck us with ? Our lovely Putin puppet ?", "@USER @USER Keep living in a backwards echo chamber . The future will progress . You're a dying culture of hate and exclusion .", "@USER @USER But I know you hate me and people like me who think different than you . Tolerant until someone disagrees", "@USER @USER Trump is a menace to all decent humans . A fascist wanna be with links to Russia . This is … ", "@USER @USER The protest happened already on Nov 8 When Trump revitalizes your economy youll find something else to 😢 about", "@USER @USER His cabinet picks make it very clear the only economy he's interested in is the 1 % and u … ", "@USER @USER Again with the media narrative . Not even giving them a chance . They haven't even started .", "@USER @USER His actions to date have shown what he is . How many more chances does he need ? When you … ", "@USER @USER Good luck with your misery for the next 8 years 😉", "@USER @USER Where's Obama's Supreme Court nominee , eh , sport ? Conveniently forgot that bit of sabotage ?", "@USER @USER And your true stripes come out . You , like your ilk , care nothing about good governance . … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER person spending life posting insults on twitter calls political leader waster", "context": [". Is anyone else sick of hearing from Corbyn fans who say : I voted Remain but now must follow my ( lunatic ) leader into his Brexit nightmare ?", "@USER I'm just sick & tired of Corbyn Cult full stop . Thick , naive , ignorant , aggressive , stubborn , sly . , shameful . No principles", "@USER @USER when u group thousands of people under one insult u really do highlight ur ignorance , not theirs .", "@USER @USER > Most mature eventually . Sad wasters like @USER and & their elderly or rich >"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol ! dismiss christian atrocities for not being christian values , then claim Christianity is built on values and morality ! ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Double draft ! #christian #cognitivedissonance #atheists", "context": ["Thank you for all the kindness . And yes , of course I can come speak at your Cricket Charity bash . #BetterThanNishKumar ", "@USER Christian ? I ’ ve seen no evidence of that .", "@USER @USER What is it you feel is intrinsic to \" Christians \" that you think is not in Katie ?", "@USER @USER @USER Blimey , where to start ? ? Compassion for others , caring for the poor , not being prejudiced , welcoming the stranger , being peacemakers ...", "@USER @USER @USER Quite . I don ’ t think he ’ s thought very hard before he tweeted that .", "@USER @USER @USER * Crusades * witch-hunts * sacrifice of your children * FGM * child abuse * slavery * genocide Prison population * U . S over 70 % * UK over 60 % So I think maybe you didn't think this through ! #atheists #atheist #christian", "@USER @USER @USER I know it's hard for you to remember what you tweeted only 2 days ago , so let me help remind you . Not sure \" compassion \" , \" caring \" \" not being prejudice \" and \" peacemakiing \" are christian values now are they . So less of the high and mighty when you've nothing to be proud of ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re mixing me up with someone else . I said “ compassion for ithers . That is a Christian value - and not one she has . Your arguement is very bade . Pick a few extreme acts over centuries ( some of which have nothing to do with Christianity ) and then claim these are values ? Daft ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER that by definition IS isolationist . is that the poor & middle class will not be saved by the likes of his cabinet .", "context": ["And we know how well that worked out in the past ... ", "@USER Being patriotic doesn't mean ignoring the rest of the world . Simply means focusing on local problems more .", "@USER and by patriotic he means to abandon the rest of us and give more to the rich ? Sure . Why not #filltheswamp with alligators", "@USER patriotic meaning people who want to bring greatness to the country . \" Ask not , what your country can do for you ... \"", "@USER isolationism will only shrink our economy and drive us into recession . And Putin will flex his muscles and Trump will not stop him", "@USER \" America first \" doesn't mean isolation . It means fixing the problems of the country first before trying to meddle elsewhere", "@USER He will try 2 save dying industries while others make treaties without us , hurting US global interests #Resistance is patriotic"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh no not diversity ! That dirty word a , few years ago must all be hobby farmers who shouldnt have access to water , no way they could be efficient 🙄", "context": ["Department of Agriculture confirms nearly 4000 applications for Water for Fodder . Thousands apply for government program via @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Is it there really 4000 fodder farmers on these rivers ?", "@USER @USER @USER Of course there is ! Not everyone purely grows one product , especially in NVic and Sthrn NSW"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER youre so devoted to the idea .. you are mad about what you learned over year ago .", "context": ["Oprah rudely said atheists can't feel \" awe & wonder . \" Since becoming atheist , that's all I've felt & its driven me … ", "@USER @USER And that is EXACTLY what caused me to kick the Jesus habit 35 years ago !", "@USER @USER @USER oh look .. cultist found each other on here again", "@USER @USER @USER You think Atheism is a cult still ? And you call me a dummy haha .", "@USER @USER @USER it is ... how did Bernie do in the election dummy ?", "@USER @USER @USER By Definition , it is not and can't be I've explained this to you maximus ..", "@USER @USER @USER awww Cult : 5a . great devotion to a person , idea , object , movement , or work", "@USER @USER @USER Not by definition , that you clearly posted , jeez broken record much ..", "@USER @USER @USER so LACK of belief is a belief so it's a cult ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER deliciously ironic ? You wrongly calling @USER \" slanderous \" by publishing the allegation on SM . now * thats * funny !", "context": ["@USER @USER If you're going to bash Hilary , you might want to check your tweets before sending them out .", "@USER @USER @USER Yup . Bc an autotext typo is right up there with geopolitical corruption .", "@USER The fact that she is slandering and defamation is involved , she should read before she hits send .", "@USER The word \" well \" ( or even \" we'll \" ) are not slanderous .", "@USER She has been trashing , degrading , and using her celebrity as an all out war on Hilary .", "@USER I deal in specifics . So far the only specific reference you've made is to those words being defamatory . They're not . Also ,", "@USER By posting a published link to a NYT article she is not being either ' slanderous ' or ' defamatory ' but had reason to believe", "@USER that the information was true . You can't prove malicious intent here .", "@USER Yeah - I find that when ppl are called on their erroneous assumptions they suddenly go off topic w silly nonsense ( ' look a", "@USER bird ! ' , or ' lol - you're funny ' ) . Nothing more to say on your misunderstanding of legal terms ? You wanna know what's"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The fact that you are calling a Cenk a right wing troll when he is running as a democrat is hilarious ! The guy literally says \" I don't want to compromise with Republicans , I want to defeat them politically . \" Sure sounds like a Republican to me", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER She shouldn ’ t give Cenk or any other Republican misogynist like him the tome of day", "@USER @USER @USER And why is that ? Isn't this supposed to be about the voters ? Christy doesn't deserve anyone's votes , she has to earn them . If she won't denate Cenk , that tells me she a . ) is afraid and b . ) believes she is entitled to this seat . It's called a primary get used to it !", "@USER @USER @USER She can earn it by talking to the voters and ignoring right wing trolls like Cenk who aren ’ t even in the district"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER u think I photoshopped Hitler quotes bc u refuse to read the actual source I'm citing .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER the only bible I haven't read is the atheist Bible aka mein kampf", "@USER @USER @USER maybe you should read it before you claim to be an authority 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER wow what a shock ! , another atheist tells me to read mein kampf , typical atheist", "@USER @USER @USER I'm telling u to get educated , learn something beyond google bf u sit at the big girl table", "@USER @USER @USER oh wait still waiting to hear where you were educated", "@USER @USER @USER why should anyone d0x themselves just to.prove they are educated ?", "@USER @USER @USER u should prove u have read what u argue about and have some critical thinking skills", "@USER @USER @USER you trying to force the atheist bible mein kampf on us is Proselytism , not cool", "@USER @USER @USER I have dozens more .. factual written / spoken comments beyond a meme o … ", "@USER @USER @USER how is your screen shots any more factual then mine ? For all I know you wrote that your self", "@USER @USER @USER google \" who created Atheism or the word Atheism \" ? Funny nothing on Hitler.Photoshot the first 10", "@USER @USER @USER hmmm look what shows up when I googled \" who created atheism \" #atheism ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh bullshit . I reckon you're a nazi collecting nazi memorabilia & propaganda .", "@USER @USER @USER so here are actual quotes and sources if u care to engage in critical … ", "@USER @USER @USER why are you sending me quotes from the atheist bible ?", "@USER @USER @USER it's like talking to a wall 😳 to try and educate you . I have proof . You do not .", "@USER @USER @USER Lyda you have provided no proof , you just sent me screenshots from the atheist Bible"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ah , what a joy it is to live in America ✌ ️ #ActuallyAutistic #GenerationalHumor #neurodiversesquad", "context": ["What happens when 4 millennials and 1 zoomer live in an inherited family home , while all of them have tons of emotional baggage from their families and the high school they all went to ? ? ? Tune in next tweet to find out ! !", "Oh and the house that was inherited still has family members alive that are tied to it ! ! So we also have to worry about their emotional baggage too 🤦 those family members were also attached to the same high school ! ! Don't forget , chronic invisible illnesses as well !", "We got physical chronic illness We got mental disabilities We got mental illnesses We've got recovering alcoholics , workaholics , and procrastinators We got self doubt , we've got trauma We've got impostor syndrome , we've got financial distress We got it all here folks !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It can and have been amended . Hence the term amendments .", "context": ["I have been briefed on the unfolding situation in Jersey City . Our thoughts and prayers are with the men and women of the Jersey City Police Department , especially with the officers shot during this standoff , and with the residents and schoolchildren currently under lockdown .", "I have every confidence in our law enforcement professionals to ensure the safety of the community and resolve this situation . Today reminds us of their bravery and the sacrifices they , and their families , make for our communities .", "@USER @USER There already is gun control in NJ . In fact we have one of the strictest gun control laws in the nation .", "@USER @USER Federally . Too much access to guns . Our country is saturated and people can travel with them .", "@USER @USER Nothing much can really be done . The right to firearms is still a constitutional right and \" shall not be infringed \" . Unless trump takes the Constitution and flushes it down the toilet any chances of a federal sweep are very low", "@USER @USER People owning guns isn ’ t the same as a “ well regulated militia ” - There are many options and a buyback has been done by other countries , I ’ d love to see it", "@USER @USER @USER Congress has the constitutional power & duty to regulate [ ] #2A by \" Arming \" ( AI § 8 C16 ) THE PEOPLE #2A — not \" disarming \" or \" restricting \" — which is \" infringe [ ment ] \" #2A establishing a constitutional disability , or absence of power . A direct limitation on Congress itself .", "@USER @USER @USER \" well regulated Militia ” #2A aimed at near-universal armament / training by law of every “ able-bodied ” adult ( the vast majority of “ the people ” #2A ) then in 1791 & 150 + yrs prior in the Colonies then independent States . Those are the regulations . That is constitutional gun control .", "@USER @USER @USER So everyone is well regulated and trained today ?", "@USER @USER @USER I also couldn ’ t care less about something written hundreds of years ago . Things have changed and progressed that the authors wouldn ’ t even recognize life today . When there are daily shootouts things should change . Thank you for all of the quotes though .", "@USER @USER @USER In case you are unaware , the Constitution is the only source of authority government officials have — whether you personally care or not ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Constitution ltd . representative democratic republic.Same fools mocking Trump re : Constitution !", "context": ["This is simple : Trump cannot CANNOT be allowed a term in office . It's not about 2018 . It's about RIGHT NOW", "@USER 😂 😂 😂 A protest of democracy . Free country , leave if you don't like it , cry baby .", "@USER @USER except , it's really protest of the electoral college , but you probably don't like how that sounds .", "@USER Ok . Does the dictionary spell out the constitutional electoral college ? #moronic", "@USER no , but it doesn't call the electoral college a democratic process either , but I'm wasting my time . G'day .", "@USER @USER Nobody ever said electrical College was Democratic . We are a republic"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Okay , got it ! 👍 🏽 Haven't had breakfast so ... meter not working yet ? 😏 Note to self : Beware of hangry tweeting before breakfast ... 😂 😂", "context": ["You ’ re the “ Bernie Sanders makes my skin crawl ” person . Does corporate greed make your skin crawl ? ", "@USER @USER And YOU ? 🙄 Must be one of those fake #Bernie \" supporters \" ... BYE ! 👋 🏽 👋 🏽", "@USER @USER My sarcasm just may have not been working correctly . I love your enthusiasm :) I was just telling him I like the Grateful Dead and sarcastically supporting his “ roast ”"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you seem to trailing off mine on this one .", "context": ["@USER @USER I have purchased my last Craftsy class . This works both ways ! I will no longer support you .", "@USER I'm curious do you go to Brietbart for the fake news , the white supremacist propaganda or the misogyny ?", "@USER No , I just choose not to do business with a company who has no interest in at least 1/2 of the people in this country .", "@USER do you think it's good to teach our sons that birth control makes women ugly ?", "@USER My sons were taught to separate stupidity from nit-picking nonsense.Cou … ", "@USER that's right , it's aweful for them to learn about #diversity or #inclusion from some liberal rag .", "@USER You preach diversity but can not accept diverse opinions that differ from yours . What kind if inclusion is that ?", "@USER also when the opinion is that people of color or women are lesser than whites or men . Damn right I'm fighting that message .", "@USER I am a person of color and a woman . I have also been successful in business in a white man's world . It can be done .", "@USER I do not believe those kind of ad hominem attacks serve anyone well . Generalizations tossed in the air , become the air .", "@USER do you know ? You haven't been able to articulate why you are supporting Brietbart . #nocircularlogic", "@USER you have every right to your opinions just be clear on why you have them", "@USER I'm very clear . I'm sick of divisive behavior , When a company chooses a \" side \" , right or left leaning , I'm done with them .", "@USER if it was just politics I wouldn't care . That website amplifies lies and hate . That's what I care about .", "@USER So do the left leaning outlets . Do you care about them as well ? What efforts have you made to stop them ?", "@USER you give me proof and I'll be happy to protest them too", "@USER Do your own research . It is not my job . My job is to boycott those I know who are contributing to divisiveness ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I really need to make a compilation of all the bedwetters crying bigotry , to the sound of The Remedy - Pusifer", "context": ["Waking up proud to be a #Californian , we will stay strong for equal rights and peace and fight off this hatred .", "@USER How are you gonna share posts about unity and coming together , then call the rest of the country bigots ?", "@USER because if you voted for Trump you are a bigot . Sorry ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , weird since he obviously understands mmt so well to say we think money and bonds are the same thing .", "context": ["Up next is Ramon Marion on \" Fiscal and Currency Union with Default and Exit \"", "His main argument is fiscal unions are better than monetary unions and they work best when inter-union payments are large and countercyclical #STLMFC", "\" We are not lawyers \" after asked a series of legal questions . Amen ... #STLMFC", "Up now , the long awaited \" Shotgun Weddings Between Fiscal and Monetary Policies \" from Marco Bassetto . Cc / @USER #STLMFC", "Bonds have money-like qualities and thus fiscal and monetary policy is hard to disentangle . #STLMFC", "Bassetto says #MMT has \" grains of truth \" but Blanchard is \" much more serious \" . #STLMFC", "@USER I'm sure he fully cited examples from the literature like any good scholar would ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER as if you haven't been screaming on Twitter . _ you just did that ! ! ! Tagged Bengali cinema with BW", "context": ["@USER @USER \" what a joke \" was sarcasm . 🙄 & no , your point hasn't been proven . ( Hindu ) Goons making a Muslim actress & her", "@USER @USER Why should I prove my point to you who runs with disclaimer and says I don't care about past ?", "@USER @USER Let me tell.Amnt supporting attackers.Just like others react if there is a distortion , so would these people", "@USER @USER I don't think violence is a way to react if you disagree with something so don't try & justify it .", "@USER @USER I told that clearly but carrying a disclaimer and distorting doesn't do any good", "@USER @USER I'm saying this for the nth time , the film did not set out to provide an accurate depiction of history . It", "@USER @USER I telling for the nth time that you run with a disclaimer and show what you want is stupidity", "@USER @USER @USER Right from start am talking about know your histo … ", "@USER @USER @USER I don't care if you carry a disclaimer or not", "@USER @USER @USER you still aren't proving a point . Just reiterating the same thing won't make you right .", "@USER @USER @USER perfect just reiterating the disclaimer doesn't take you anywhere .", "@USER @USER actually , I made multiple points . All you did was quote different people to prove your point .", "@USER @USER The day Slb takes a scene bravely where prophet marrys his daughterinlaw & give a disclaimer , we can talk.Bye", "@USER @USER Ya I will not make for while Bollywood sleeping when this happened ", "@USER @USER I keep saying this to you , stop trying to look for other things to prove your point . Or using random quotes", "@USER @USER forget every quotes . Where were toys guys when there Bengal issued happened ? Europe trip ?", "@USER ya scream first in Twitter as doing now then talk . Don't appease the minority along with your bollywood . Bye"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER last tweet . they [ most ] look upto Pakistan as role model and want to make India islamic country which is Sharia compliant .", "context": ["@USER Gosh , I didn't know we had such good looking young men here . Is this Pakistan or India ?", "@USER @USER Pakistani hi honge sir , yaha kaha ye sab", "@USER @USER Hain to very good looking saray kay saray .", "@USER @USER @USER pakistani hote toh parda nahin burka bolte , i assume . ;)", "@USER @USER @USER They ’ re all Pakistanis ♥ ️ and not all of us wear burqas . Please try to unlearn Bollywood propaganda . Thanks", "@USER @USER @USER I never said all wears burka . I have couple of good friends on SM . And why blame bollywood ( though all wooders are thug ) in colleges in India and in my office - - good portion of lady wear burka .", "@USER @USER @USER Well , that ’ s the depiction of Indian Muslims then . Pakistan is diverse . Majority I would say doesn ’ t wear “ burqa ” . We don ’ t . I don ’ t ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "_ @USER * you're And you call me an idiot . Education pass you by ?", "context": ["When we start with God ’ s Word , we understand that abortion is murder because it destroys a human life .", "@USER @USER don't ignore Numbers 5 . All of a sudden you cherry pick right and wrong .", "👿 @USER Not an answer Primitive men created 1000s of god-myths to control other primitive men like you . Which did your upbringing pick ?", "👿 @USER Yet you worship the bronze-age Shasu-bedouin Arab wargod myth of 3 Abrahamic religions . You don't think bronze-age primitive ?", "@USER Don't like it ? Guess what ? I don't care :) Your the idiot on a Christian post . Grow up ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you mean like you're catching the hint in this particular exchange ?", "context": ["@USER @USER but why not forced ? You want to force women to have babies they don't want by banning abortion . Why not donation ?", "@USER @USER is your position not ' life is precious , the state should prioritise it over individual inconveniences ' ?", "@USER @USER that's a silly question to ask . Everyone believes that . Please don't deflect .", "@USER @USER why do you believe we should disregard women's preferences to save a baby but not deceased wishes to save a baby ?", "@USER @USER : Actions have consequences . Don't be having sex unless you are grown up enough to face reality .", "@USER @USER explain why we should ignore preference of women to save a baby but not preference of deceased to save a baby ?", "@USER @USER I'm not litigating abortion in general , I'm asking you about a specific contradiction . Can you answer it or not ?", "@USER @USER : Why trade one life for another ? All life is important .", "@USER @USER so you'd agree to both ban abortions AND make organ donations mandatory then ?", "@USER what a predictable response of a Trump supporter being asked to employ a modicum of critical thinking", "@USER Critical thinking ? Sounded more like a broken record repeating the same old tired question over and over ! Haha !", "@USER to be fair that's because she deflected the first 11 times I asked her basically the same question", "@USER Because your 2 dimensional thinking prevented you from grasping the concept that she didn't want to answer ur question !", "@USER I'm sure she's more than capable of communicating this if that's how she felt . Don't patronise her autonomy .", "@USER Has nothing to do with her and everything to do with you pestering people for no good reason !", "@USER if a person posts controversial remarks about what women should do on a public forum they should expect to be asked about it", "@USER I don't think it's ' pestering ' to ask them to clarify an apparent contradiction in their public view on a public forum", "@USER 11 times ? Most people would catch the hint after the 1st two ! Oh I'm sorry , you're a Killary follower !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And yet it wasn't their religious beliefs that took them to the moon .", "context": ["Facts sunshine . Not opinions . Religion motivates oppression , science motivates our liberation . ", "@USER @USER Religion hampers scientific progress & scientific education . To claim otherwise is to sp … ", "@USER Present us the progress of science rather than foibles of individuals defending superstition .", "@USER @USER or how about just letting people choose what they want to believe and not stereotyping them ? ¯ \\ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯", "@USER @USER As a gay man , I'm going to oppose any ideology whose beliefs demand my death . Thanks but definitely no thanks .", "@USER @USER as a queer woman I will too while not labelling everyone as extremists because I know how harmful stereotypes are .", "@USER @USER Shouldn't we be encouraging everyone towards truth & science rather than destructive ideologies ?", "@USER @USER when people say \" religious flies you into buildings , science to the moon \" they forget that astronauts are religious ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER baseless claims calling out baseless claims ? An audit would reveal what actually happened .", "context": [". @USER leader : We will \" resist \" if Trump goes through with a \" major investigation \" into voter fraud … ", "@USER @USER Why resist if there is nothing to hide ?", "@USER @USER @USER It's a huge waste of money . It increases the police state . It is based on a flat out lie . Pick a reason .", "@USER @USER @USER Its based on an uncertainty . Its not a lie until its proven .", "@USER @USER @USER Trump is a liar . He is basically incapable of telling the truth . No Trump supporter requests proof for his lies ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER snorkeling is the ultimate irony . Gin Blossoms - Hey ( 1989 ) #Lead ", "context": ["Can anyone help me raise money to test #FlintWater ? I'm broke & can only afford cost of travel to Flint . I wouldn … ", "Cost of testing : $ 200.00 with #HexavalentChromium added on to this list . Testing #Lead , #Trihalomethanes .", "I'm sick of #MainStreamMedia lies about levels in #FlintWaterCrisis - they're only testing #Lead & ignoring carcinogenic compounds !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Dude who named himself \" true talent \" accusing people of being narrcissistic . 😂", "context": ["Good to see there are some intelligent influences @USER in the dead by daylight community who can actualy hold a conversation . Untill today , I just saw imbeciles passively aggressively mocking and belittling peoples characters because they have zero intellectual depth .", "@USER @USER You and @USER are the only DbD content creators I like ; you both try to actually be mature and I ’ ve learnt a lot of stuff from your videos - mad respect to the both of you . Too many immature , or just plain toxic creators out there unfortunately", "@USER @USER narcissistic , toxic influences have exploded by being themselves in dbd so im not suprised tbh ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER coming from someone who looks like a drug addict ...", "context": ["America elected man who didn't release his medical records , tax returns , proof that he's being audited , or list of … ", "@USER @USER Maybe #trump is taking spelling briefings instead of intelligence .", "@USER @USER intelligence is important for a person who's taking on such an occupation"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER how did me telling you a fact that corrected you make me some kind of child that needs to grow up ?", "context": ["These protests remind me of the ones in the streets after previous election results . Oh wait , never mind .", "@USER - so the idiots didn't even vote now they are protesting the results ? #TFF #DumbAzzes", "@USER @USER - put ur big boy pants on DUDE ! Im thrill #crookedhillary is #notmypresident but I wouldn't shoot people if she won ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's a busy time of year , and all that , I guess .", "context": ["@USER It was @USER , I think , that asked about resources at charities being insufficient to induct new members", "@USER looks like she might be onto something . So how can organisations resource inductions better ? #B52Volunteers", "@USER I'm not sure it's induction , I think it's picking up volunteers + working out what they can do when you're snowed under already >", "@USER ... that they needed general help rather than specific skills .", "@USER that's interesting . What sort of general help ? I'm sure lots of people would offer that . #B52volunteer"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh you ’ ve hurt my feelings you big meanie 😭 I need a safe space boo f * cking hoo .", "context": ["Sanders , Appearing With Omar , Lauds Her : ‘ One Of The Bravest Members Of The United States Congress ’ ", "@USER Folks on the Far Left are allied with Radical Islamists under an ‘ enemy of my enemy ’ concept ... and the ‘ enemy ’ are Western Democracies .", "@USER @USER She is everywhere with him . He is either going to pick her or AOC as his running mat . Just you watch ? 🤮 🤮 🤮 Ugh I can ’ t stand her . That woman makes me violently ill . She needs to go ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Because it was me that told you to shut up and your ideas were crap ... oh wait that was you . _", "context": ["Taxpayers will pay 1.5 million a year to Trump for protecting him at Trump Tower & 1 million more a day to protect him & all his kids", "@USER Obama spent more than that on one vacation", "@USER Can you prove that . Give me the links and a reputable one . Obama took less vacation that Bush ..", "@USER Obama took less vacations that Bush . This doesn't compare to one million more a day ALREADY to protect Trump & his family .", "@USER you seem to think I'm republican or even really care ... Obama's presidency has put your country more in debt than ever", "@USER Thanks to obstructionist in the GOP Party . Don't forget that the debt of war is still adding & those war's weren't Obama", "@USER Your country voted those obstructionists in Obama was a great man and face for your country but an absolute disaster policy wise", "@USER If this is not your country then Shut up you have no voice .", "@USER Keep attacking people for their opinions Very inclusive of you Just because it's not my country doesn't mean it doesn't impact me", "@USER You should attack people for pointing out facts .", "@USER This explains why I was just raged on 😂", "@USER I love how people from other countries sure like to mouth off ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Gosh if only we had a progressive candidate that all polls showed would beat #Trump !", "context": ["Tonight we'll be giving shout outs to both winners and candidates who fell short : It's not about who wins today , but who will fight tomorrow", "@USER @USER Yeah it's about who fights tomorrow but to deny it IS about who wins tonight is foolhardy .", "@USER @USER Down ballots are a much bigger part of the picture tonight .", "@USER @USER To deny the power of who is elected POTUS is foolhardy . Down ballots are coming out mostly #GOP .", "@USER @USER I don't believe we can ignore anyone elected at any level tonight . We need to prepare to fight .", "@USER @USER We need to build the 3rd party into a force to be reckoned with . People were too scared this election . 1/2", "@USER @USER Because both sides were just running on a #Fear vote . #PodestaEmails showed that was the #TeamClinton plan . 😡", "@USER @USER Her record shows she has already harmed our country and any others . She should not have been nominee ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Really ? I pride myself on my personal access to Theresa May , and my ability to persuade her not to deport people who deserve to be here . Dumbarse", "context": ["Close Yarl's Wood detention centre . This is no way to treat human beings . ", "@USER @USER I'm sure the victim of their crimes think the same", "@USER @USER @USER Do you know what Yarls Wood is ? They may not be criminals , in fact if they are in the detention centre they are probably law abiding in most cases . Maybe even part of the Windrush scandal . But hey why not stigmatise everyone .", "@USER @USER @USER \" probably \" \" maybe \" look at the words you're using . No i don't know and don't want to know who that is", "@USER @USER @USER The public of the british isles of course", "@USER @USER @USER really ? I don't feel like a victim . I think you may have a complex . #Windrush ... The government got that wrong . They have got wrong the cases of many in Yarls Wood too . Maybe we should lock you in there for a while .", "@USER @USER @USER Why ? I'm not an illegal , unless you can prove otherwise ?", "@USER @USER @USER It would be you that would have to prove that . Look at the Windrush scandal . ( Do you carry your paperwork around with you ? )", "@USER @USER @USER What have you done exactly with helping the people of windrush ?", "@USER @USER @USER Nothing , you're all mouth and no action like all the rest . If it was that bad people would be doing what they can to make it better but it's always someone else's problem isn't it ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Truth : Trump is inextricably tied to Birther by his own mouth . Putin & pee too #HoistedByHisOwnPetard", "context": ["I have never been to Prague in my life . #fakenews ", ". @USER You have to distinguish between the accuracy of an allegation and the media merely reporting that allegation .", ". @USER The media has also reported many untrue allegations made by Trump ( Obama's birth certificate , etc . ) . Not fake news either .", "@USER if people cared about the truth they should ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you started this entire exchange by name calling ( libereral pansies ) but then say liberals name call ?", "context": ["Donald Trump gave his Foundation's largest donor a CABINET spot yesterday . Did you see blaring headlines ? Imagine if HRC had done that ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER lmfao . Effigies were burned . Birth certificates demaned . Tea party formed . Lmfao", "@USER @USER @USER But Tea Party didn't riot or attack people like liberal pansies .", "@USER I'd make a counter point but \" liberal pansies \" tells me you're not interested in rational debate . Cheers", "@USER Liberals can't debate . They only have \" I'm smart , you're dumb \" , \" RACIST ! \" , \" XENOPHOBE ! \" and \" MISOGYNIST ! \" . Facts be damned .", "@USER Please keep stereotypes and labels out of my mentions .", "@USER I see . You can stereotype the Tea Party , but we can't stereotype liberals . You are not doing well to avoid liberal stereotype .", "@USER I did not stereotype the tea party . Someone said the R's lost peacefully . I offered a few counterpoints .", "@USER And I offered counterpoints on how liberals debate .", "@USER No , stereotypes that aren't the least bit true about me . But you haven't tried to get to know me . So I'm responding in same", "@USER GOP controls house , senate , presidency , huge majority of states . If you can get others to actually debate , you might start winning", "@USER I mean my entire life's mission is to help people debate better . But you insulted me a half dozen times to open our talks .", "@USER Pointing out liberal downfalls is a term I prefer :)", "@USER but you probably don't feel that's fair to you , much like your labels are wrong about me and 1,000 s of my friends .", "@USER I just said liberals are bad at debating because a lot use name calling . Of course there's exceptions ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Come to India bro ... BJP will make you their star campaigner to fight Owasis 😁", "context": ["Stop thanking me just because you get to be the oppressor in Pakistan and not the oppressed .", "@USER atleast we dont abuse minorities all the time nd ask them to go back to India nd we didn't revoke their citizenship despite of worst of terrorism .", "@USER @USER it ’ s not a competition of who can get worse lol we ain ’ t treating the minorities right either", "@USER @USER i didn't said we are ideal but not as bad as world potrayed us .", "@USER @USER @USER I can go in jail for saying Aslam alikum , Namaz , & reading Quran . By law in Pakistan . Iam Ahmadi muslim & you your govt . Or mullah have no right to to say if I am Muslim or not thanks ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER starts a sentence with \" but ; \" insults someone's intellect . omg lulz .", "context": ["Poll : Trump and Clinton tied in battleground Pennsylvania ", "@USER you mean not everyone is going to kowtow to the lib Philly ? Huh interesting ?", "@USER @USER : I'll give you a point giving that you're a dog . But for intellect and information processing , you still think like a dog ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER awful world we live in , huh ? Presumption of innocence is just sooo terrible", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER We don't know that . There is no context in the video . The posting of the vid is a celebration of the violence", "@USER @USER @USER Context : the world we live in . What's more likely ; a girl in a headscarf picking on a boy or vice versa ?", "@USER @USER @USER The posting of the video was supporting and praising violence by the girl . It is NEVER right to hit anyone .", "@USER @USER @USER Self-defense has to be proportional to the threaten , therefore no context = no self-defense", "@USER @USER @USER if a tree falls in a forest , and no one is around to hear it ..", "@USER @USER @USER you're saying that because we didn't see the white boy tugging at her hijab , it couldn't have caused /", "@USER @USER @USER justified this . I . E , the tree fell , we didn't see it , does the sound ( context ) really exist", "@USER @USER @USER you're also following the same oppressive rhetoric of \" PROVE you were harassed \" as if a", "@USER @USER @USER muslim woman having her hijab tugged is the strangest thing in the world - as if the white boy , based on", "@USER @USER @USER body language , isn't very much active in the fight . As if you aren't feeding into painting black", "@USER @USER @USER women as \" angry for no reason \" . But like , y'know . Cook", "@USER @USER @USER That's just so dumb . First , context doesn't equal \" oh I need to see that to believe it \" , context can", "@USER @USER @USER be provided in many ways . In this case context wasn't on the video nor the tweet ( because honestly", "@USER @USER @USER if you take the \" i wish i had done that when they pulled my scarf \" as a context what the girl did", "@USER @USER @USER was way too far from self defense ) . Second , that tree thing is just absurd since \" context \" is given", "@USER @USER @USER by the fact that the tree's on the floor , just like you can prove an agression even if none saw it", "@USER @USER @USER with other kind of evidence besides eye witnesses . And I'm so sorry If I believe in presumption of", "@USER @USER @USER innocence , but yeah If you get to acuse someone of something you have to prove that's true . What an"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER A supercar group called \" Tools & Toolboxes \" & someone doesn't see who the tools are ? Google", "context": ["Some good ideas but why are many of these tribes described for men only ? Women dont drive supercars ? Or are their s … ", "@USER Because women are too smart to join fake tribes ?", "@USER @USER Or they ’ re smart enough to know they ’ re fake and join anyway because CATS", "@USER @USER The Cannonball Run tribe had me convinced it was serious .", "@USER @USER Honestly think you should have considered not making these actual tribes . Photoshop for the satire would still work", "@USER @USER but if someone comes across \" Just men and their supercars \" searching on DriveTribe , how will they know it's satire ?", "@USER @USER There was a way to do this right and it wasn't making \" Grab Them By The Jag \" a real tribe", "@USER @USER Did you ever read SPY or The Lampoon ?", "@USER @USER That's not the same . Out of context people wont understand that they are alienating , say , women who drive supercars", "@USER @USER Let me ask my female supercar owning friends if they're offended and get back to you .", "@USER @USER what about the female supercar owners you don't know ? Or the female DriveTibe users in general ?", "@USER @USER Thankfully , they have you to protect them , and satire in general .", "@USER @USER I wouldn't take issue if these weren't real ! But someone who finds these beyond your article wont get the joke !", "@USER @USER Justin is right that Photoshop would have been a better choice , because people could take it seriously ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But the chief of the Bimbo Eruptions Squad would be perfect .", "context": ["CNN calls Trump unfit . Trump hasn't physically collapsed He hasn't lost his temper He never put national security at risk #CNNSOTU", "@USER Correct ! He just doesn't pay taxes , insults Gold Star family , lies consistently , is an adulterer & assaults women . LMAO", "@USER @USER WikiLeaks ? What a joke . Who cares about a bank . Don't want a lying , sexual predator as POTUS . #NeverTrump"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You call him narrow minded ... and then blocked him ! How narrow minded is that ! !", "context": ["No matter what the Queen meant exactly , let ’ s use 2020 to keep a close relationship between the UK and the EU . #IamEuropean ", "@USER No more EU produce for me old pal .", "@USER @USER You'll struggle to find UK manufactured goods soon . Lol", "@USER @USER Where ' re the parts of your Jaguar produced ? We ' re stronger in cooperation . But I guess in your blinkered view that's not possible with you close neighbours . I call this sad ! And blocked for narrow mindness stupidity"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you said DONT stick you nose where it don't belong . On Twitter", "context": ["when someone asks you to untag them and this is their response you are being tagged by a disrespectful asshat ⬇ ️ ⬇ ️ ⬇ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER or the person is so stupid they don't know how to block someone .", "@USER @USER @USER i shouldn't have to . but wow you are some kind of twat aren't you dumplin", "@USER @USER @USER only on response to you being the same . you want me to act why don't you .", "@USER @USER @USER i shouldn't have to block you . you should be a decent human and stop acting like a child", "@USER Pretty much impossible when you're probably dealing with an actual child @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER according to her you are not allowed to comment on Twitter soooooo", "@USER @USER @USER again pumpkin . i never said that . please stop being so childish"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you're getting cross because you've decided the bus is saying one thing , when it's DESIGNED to be open to interpretation", "context": ["NEWS ! Brexiter refusing to believe Government finances now £ 122bn worse off until it ’ s written on a bus … ", "@USER Newsthick .. you realise the OBR got it massively wrong only a few months ago right ? satire is more fun if you are knowledgeable", "@USER How ’ s that £ 350m a week for the NHS working out for you ?", "@USER 1 - it was never claimed it would be all spent on the NHS . 2 - it refers to post exit when we cease EU membership fees .", "@USER Ah , so you believed bus , good to hear . Feel free to continue your day soundly mocked :-)", "@USER No i didnt but i dont make up what it said . I wouldnt mind but ut brand of smug middle class snobbery is fkn boring babes", "@USER you do understand the £ 350m a week refers to the fund we pay the EU right ? So ur first post to me was ... basically .. pretty stupid", "@USER I fear we understand it better than you . You're not alone , plenty of ppl who don't understand satire also consider it stupid .", "@USER what so u think we've stopped paying membership fee to the EU already ?", "@USER We know what the £ 122bn is , we know our net fee is £ 136m a week , and that we're still paying it . We know a lot of things :-)", "@USER so u know the nhs wouldnt be receiving the money yet and u know the £ 122bn doesnt all refer to brexit then . So ur wrong , twice", "@USER like we said , satire isn't for everyone . And that's ok :-) Have you tried knock-knock jokes ?", "@USER i like satire but as i said , it works better when u follow news accurately.Ur snobbery i could overlook if u were at least clever", "@USER your first comment was , figuratively , \" THE BUS IS WRONG ! \" on a story with the central premise of \" the bus was wrong \"", "@USER arrrrrg ! ! ! The point is .. there isnt a £ 122bn blackhole due to brexit . Ur wrong , endlessly .", "@USER Read the bus . It doesn't say \" DUE TO \" or \" BECAUSE OF \" . I'll repeat , it's a joke about a misleading claim on a bus ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yes , but then PNP supporters should have been smart enough not to lobby for a Control Board", "context": ["Puerto Rico : Fortaleza now threatening the Puerto Rico OB if it doesn't approve an extension for the Fiscal Plan ? … ", "@USER obstruction as part of PR govt plan ineluctable . ELECTED PR politicians can't buy in on massive changes required", "@USER perhaps , but right now obstruction would be about protecting bondholders , which is hard to see as a political winner ...", "@USER Rivera Schatz certainly didn't sound like protecting BH was part of his agenda .", "@USER he's not dumb enough to frame it that way , but delaying the Fiscal Plan is about preventing a rush to Title III", "@USER perhaps it fulfills other needs as well , but obstruction was in the cards from day 1 ; history foretells"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Socialism would actually require capitalists to provide labor .", "context": ["One way or another , history will surely be made tonight . Let it be the good kind . Please , please let it be the good kind . #ElectionNight", "@USER There is no good kind . Rotten outdated capitalism is going to continue making millions of Americans miserable whoever wins .", "@USER @USER the funny thing about self proclaimed socialists today is that they've never worked a day in their lives"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well that ’ s Kanye but let ’ s not acknowledge his genius because he has an opposing political view", "context": ["Sometimes I can ’ t sleep because I still think about how @USER told me Already Home isn ’ t in Hovs top 10 ", "@USER It ’ s a good song , more of a Cudi top 15 than a Jay Z top 10 . You know how many bangers Jay Z got out here ? !", "@USER True on the Cudi part . That beat is ultimate fire ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , let's bring people who think hate speech laws should exist or that the 2nd ammendment should be abolished .", "context": ["Millions of undocumented people in America should not be living in fear that they or their loved ones will be deported this holiday season . We need to bring people out of the shadows , reinstate and expand DACA and provide a pathway to citizenship .", "@USER Well if they had entered by the legal process there would be no fear , everyone should be afraid when you break the law", "@USER @USER That ’ s an interesting take since billionaires and corporations don ’ t seem to bat an eyelash at their compulsory lawbreaking", "@USER @USER @USER Well then call the whistle blower hotline for that company .. next", "@USER @USER @USER Cool . Corporations get a hotline . Brown , homeless people get a cage 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER That's literally what you do with a criminal , lock them up 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Children can break the law , I did when I was a kid .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah the crime of running away from terrible conditions with their parents . Cruel . Inhuman , even . They deserve the mental trauma", "@USER @USER @USER So if someone needs something bad enough its not a crime ? Let's say I really need a car , I could just take one and it's ok because I really needed it ?", "@USER @USER @USER Well I have a certain sympathy for crimes of poverty . if someone stole a car to flee a life threatening situation , I would give them refugee status . Which consequently is exactly what the law dictates we give these people . It ’ s Donnie who ’ s breaking the laws by imprisoning them", "@USER @USER @USER Also I love how these people say \" migrate legally \" while Trump is making that harder and harder", "@USER @USER @USER Assimilation is kind of a problem . To many and we become them rather than them becoming us .", "@USER @USER @USER If you ’ re afraid of cultural diversity in 2020 , I seriously worry about your capacity for critical thought"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I haven ’ t had many conversations with players about our politics , but I remember being at breakfast at a NORCECA while Trump ( as a candidate ) was screaming about how the rest of the world was laughing at us . Then all the international players in the room started laughing .", "context": ["“ @USER is not electable , ” say people who did not say this about Kerry , Gore , and Hillary Clinton .", "@USER If President Trump is electable , I ’ d have to think that any adult with a pulse is also electable . ( However I don ’ t think Bernie would win )", "@USER With help of FB & Tw , full of foreign bots & trolls , Trump was electable . That + 20 years of wingnut Fox TV & talk radio . For Dems , it ’ s turnout . Young people are energized for Bernie & olders will vote against Trump . Bernie or Liz beats Trump . Except on Ivanka voting machines .", "@USER I HOPE that you ’ re right , but I don ’ t think you are .", "@USER After 2016 , all predictions are 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♂ ️ . As always , it ’ ll come down to small # s of votes in swing states . But I think , in this polarized pol climate , there aren ’ t many indies & undecideds . It ’ s more about who votes or doesn ’ t than for whom . Do int ’ l bvb players talk politics on tour ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You did ! I suspect Ed will find others to berate and only further JKenny's chances of winning the leadership campaign .", "context": ["This is why Twitter is out of control when a bully can do this i have always been respectful Ed but I done with yo … ", "@USER Ed blocked me too and I didn't even interact with him . Unfortunate he shuts down respectful debate by trolling JKenny .", "@USER yup but of course no one calls him out .. Sad"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , still waiting for him to burn . You would think he'd run towards the fires , not away . His actions don't seem to match his words ...", "context": ["I assume you've all noticed that the govt simply doesn't care that we have a bushfire catastrophe atm and are obviously not going to do anything to help ... Is it possible that pentacostal elements in this govt believe this is God's will and it would be wrong of them to interfere ?", "@USER I ’ ve been saying that for months to friends who think I ’ m bonkers . But I do believe they think it is THEIR god ’ s will . #ScottFromMarketing will do nothing unless forced to . He ’ s toast anyway .", "@USER @USER @USER This article references Morrison's speech saying he would \" burn \" to deliver for Australians if re-elected . The irony ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER how about hung for treason , while y'all are at it ?", "context": ["I'm old enough to remember when those of us who called this out as a white power symbol were castigated by the media . Some of you need to make public apologies for gaslighting us ! ", "@USER That cadet should be identified and kicked out of the academy for conduct unbecoming an officer .", "@USER @USER And they should have to repay their tuition . #NotOnMyDime"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER but , the real problem is she spends too much time inside of it __ @USER @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER dn't worry dear bro we are defender of Al Aqsa", "@USER thank you and Pakistan for your love for Palestine #Solidarity @USER @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER Sad git ... loser in this life , loser in the next ! ! !", "@USER if we said she is out of her mind @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Alex , you send out a bitchy , negative tweet about Max . Then you tell him not to be so negative ?", "context": ["I like Westworld because it has strong female characters that do exactly what they're told to do by the men who program them .", "@USER damn I really wish I could read Jonathan Nolan's hot takes on Dirk Gently but like most people he's not watching it", "@USER Somebody should take a longer look at the ratings . What happened to you , Alex ?", "@USER the tweet I responded to , I don't know why you feel the need to act as if someone's imposed you as champion for women in media .", "@USER As a longtime follower of mine , what made you decide now would be the time to be rude to me on Twitter ?", "@USER I saw a group of film critics ripping you a few weeks ago , how you live tweet your own work , and tear down others .", "@USER The amount of reviews I've read of my work that specify me over the content of my stuff is embarrassing .", "@USER And I think that stems from a cult of personality that surrounds you because you are such a faultlessly open figure ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER conservatives are uneducated , gun toting , bud drinking , hateful , white men .", "context": ["@USER @USER Grammar & politics are two different things , & you're not ignorant .", "@USER @USER I don't think something just because I'm told to . That's false equivalence .", "@USER @USER No educated , loving , woman could possibly be conservative . And certainly not have voted for Trump .", "@USER @USER Actually , it'd be three . The woman thing , conservative , & vote . They're all separate things ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You know who else cared about social science ? HITLER . @USER @USER", "context": ["@USER any nice twitter source for breaking the filter bubble like you do , but more general ?", "@USER There are many , many accounts like mine , each focused on a different variety of crazy . What's your pleasure ?", "@USER no idea , it's asymmetric … which is the most general featuring people \" not like us \" ? :P"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": " MuslimBan is trending HERE COMES OF THAT TWEET AGAIN LIKE WHEN I SAW \" GLOBAL OPPORTUNITY \" TREND IT REMINDED ME OF THAT TWEET BUT NOW", "context": ["In Trump segue , I wasn't able 2find that hilarious angry meme tweet of \" America land of opportunities where East Europeans SuckDicks 4USAVisa …", "… now all the way 2WhiteHouse … MEET CLASS \" … Person must have made their account private or Trump PR team harassed person . When I first saw tweet", "… it had over 6000likes & 3.7 K RTs … Imagine how many RTs by now … I dont recall username … I just saw some 1 RT it . Nonetheless , seeing today that"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No timescale for delay compensation while man next to me receives a penalty fare for arriving at the station 2 mins late .", "context": ["@USER How long does it usually take for delay compensation claims to be processed ?", "@USER We're dealing with a backlog at the moment meaning it's taking longer than we'd like to respond . Apologies for this . Phil .", "@USER thanks Phil , but you haven't actually answered my question . Can I have a timescale ?", "@USER I can't give a timescale I'm afraid Adam , Best to call Customer Relations if you need an update - 03457 000 125 ( 4 , 3 ) . Phil ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER says the little cry baby throwing a tantrum because he didn't get his way .", "context": ["#WorldNews : Donald Trump says vote push for election recounts is a ‘ scam ’ via @USER", "@USER @USER 3,000 FRAUDULENT Trump votes were found in only one out of 8,000 voting precincts of W … ", "@USER @USER @USER and many fraudulent votes for Clinton were found during the election from machines owned by Soros .", "@USER @USER @USER State who has now had to adjust Trump lead from 27,000 to 22,000 to reflect the FRAUD", "@USER @USER @USER and where is the reliable source to this ? Give a link please .", "@USER @USER @USER Again proof , with Jill Stein paying for a recount , they had to admit the FRAUD", "@USER @USER @USER Jill Stein is just a pawn under Soros , who's funneling her money . Not proof of fraud .", "@USER @USER @USER and what about the many illegal immigrant votes for Clinton ? I wonder .", "@USER @USER @USER proof . Get to work on it or be man enough to admit you can't and you were wrong ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER if there is a High Court case the letter may return to the Four Courts 100 + years after it was last brought there", "context": ["The final order of surrender written by Pádraig Pearse did not meet its reserve at auction in Dublin . Owner says it will now leave Ireland", "@USER is this letter an archaeological object as defined in Nat Mons Act ? If yes export wud need a licence ", "@USER will be interesting to see how that plays out whatever decision MAHRRGA makes will likely end up in High Court"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Isn't the quote on your profile from Eleanor Roosevelt ? @USER", "context": ["78 % of Americans with a postgraduate degree view Trump unfavorably , as do 62 % of those with a college degree … ", "@USER @USER as Prager says the more you go to college the stupider you become", "I hope you choose your doctor using this logic . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER clearly Obama was a miserable failure as president and look at all his college experience", "@USER @USER @USER remember white people elected him and then he called them racist", "He never called white people racist . Majority of whites did not vote for him . Please debate elsewhere . @USER", "@USER I knew u wouldn't debate anyway so no surprise , libs can never stand up when facts r on the table"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Budget and authority have become more random ( and artificial ) . That I gotta agree with you .", "context": ["MyPOV : next 24 hrs will be calls about end of year #itservice & software deals . Top mentions : @USER @USER @USER #cio #cto", "@USER @USER @USER End of year deals . Why do they still happen when work or business run on 24-7- 365 days , 12 month continuous cycles ? Who motivates these end-of-year artificial deadlines ? Who benefits more from them - buyers or sellers ? Or analysts and advisors who have to work thru holidays ?", "@USER @USER @USER Agree . Random deadlines are super weird , but we all run by monthly / quarterly / annual reports or so to evaluate companies and it ’ s all silly . Weirdest for me is open enrollment periods for health insurance … or health insurance all together . 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER The deadlines are not so random , they are very predictable . I'd call them more artificial and forced on us . And our choice to run by them creates artificial incentives and biases that lead to a less than perfect market .", "@USER @USER @USER MyPOV : one of the market leading innovations started was making the fiscal year begin in Feb 1 . It gave GTM teams a real holiday .. #ensw #history #SVLife", "@USER @USER @USER And do you see procurement playing along ? If yes , you help make the point that the deadlines mean to the vendors / sellers than the buyers .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , I have different calendars for buyers that impact a whole lot of other things … but that often hinges on budget authority ( should be artificial , but it is more random these years ) ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Love of American people giving establishment , business , politics etc a kicking . By voting in a multi-billionaire", "context": ["So all the illegal wars which the United States fought got bugger all in the way of protests , but a man who wants to stop them gets riots .", "@USER Not sure it's what he wants to do Kevin . Isn't it more about the way he has conducted himself , his views and his alleged bigotry .", "@USER I think we should not get carried away with the hyperbole of his speech .", "@USER Carried away ? He is a demonstrably unpleasant man and excusing his nasty rhetoric as hyperbole is to excuse it . I cannot do that .", "@USER Obama came in with hope but went out with despair , #Trump has all his faults on show but he gave voice to the dispossessed ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER just barely grasps the meaning of #fascist so I find in his use of the word . @USER @USER", "context": ["students petitioned UC Berkeley to stop this event from happening ; place the blame where it belongs . they * chose * this", "if you give people no choice but this form of resistance , if all other forms of protecting their communities fail , they'll take this route", "UC Berkeley could've prevented this . they chose to bring a fascist to campus that's serially harassed students . it's on them .", "@USER Someone supporting political violence to silence people with different opinions is calling someone else a fascist"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh yes ! but look at the response time over 12 hours . So quick .. #frustrated #MNP", "context": ["@USER How long does it take for me to dial 59059 and activate a newly ported sim card ? ? Waiting . For last 15 mins it says call failed , despite having storng signal strenght . #clueless #assistance", "@USER Hi ! That's not the experience we want you to have . Please DM us your Vodafone and an alternate number , so that we can have this checked and update you shortly - Vishu ", "@USER When can i get a call back .. Do I wait all night long ?", "@USER Hi ! As per our recent communication , please be informed that your concern has been discussed - Snehal"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yes , but the is that most aren't even aware of their antisocial and crazy behaviour - they think that's just normal ;)", "context": ["Just wondering @USER ? Do you guys even have a social media manager and / or #strategy ? ... because I'm available , have a ton of ideas ;)", "@USER @USER maybe ? I can just imagine whoever it is hiding under the desk ! crying , laughing & yelling at peeps to #stayaway", "@USER @USER ... basically crazy and antisocial - which is what I am really like in real life ;) #pokemonNO"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER why do you accuse people of being \" celeb obsessed \" then tag unrelated celebrities in your posts ?", "context": ["Keep it classy @USER 😂 . Your followers have so much time on their hands to sit there and call me out , 21k morons exposed . #Truth", "@USER @USER Irony : Calling out \" celeb obsessed \" Chrissy Teigen followers in the process of sending 5000 tweets to Chrissy Teigen", "@USER 5,000 tweets eh . When did you learn to count ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You didnt . Ill ask again , wasnt this the the scheme that was amemded with tariffs ? Lol ... SF talking about blocking ppl __", "context": ["O Muilleoir talking about #RHI people milking the system . Basically what Sinn Fein MLAs do with office expenses ! #researchireland", "@USER But sure the #SDLP fully supported #RHI ask the manchild McCrossan ? ", "@USER O ... but wasnt that the fixed scheme with tariffs and checks ?", "@USER Already did , manchild McCrossan blocked anyone who asked him !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER and the EU grew into a political union led by Germany that wanted to destroy Europe", "context": ["Today is Holocaust Memorial Day when we remember all those who lost their lives in a despicable act of genocide", "@USER We should also remember the organisation set up to ensure it never happened again . It became the EU and was successful .", "@USER @USER erm no that was NATO . EU was a trade agreement after the war", "@USER @USER Some of us only need our memories . Fool .", "@USER @USER @USER probably fair to say both organisations upheld peace and cooperation ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If you set a criteria , you can't very well only apply it to certain situations ( the ones that offend you ) .", "context": ["Would you support a bill removing the names of Bill & Hillary Clinton from the Little Rock Airport ? Arkansas does not support them .", "@USER their names do not belong on there anymore due to all their criminal activities", "@USER @USER Then I suppose you also fully-support removing every Confederate reference throughout the South ? They were criminals .", "@USER @USER only someone like you would think like that .", "@USER @USER Only someone like me would think that actual federal treason was a crime ? Interesting . Why not remove it all , then ?", "@USER @USER Oh , right . You only want to erase the parts of history that you personally don't like . I forgot that's how it works .", "@USER @USER I'd love for you to show me any time I've advocated for the renaming of anything on US soil because of partisan BS .", "@USER @USER if you go back and look at history you will see that there have been several airports changed their names .", "@USER @USER Not purely for the reason that they are named after a Democrat , there aren't .", "@USER @USER has nothing to do with being a Democrat or a Republican ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Finally .. It ’ d be interesting to find out whether Mr Suleimani , if indeed he ’ s met his creator , was carrying a duly filled & Iraqi valid diplomatic visa on a valid Iranian diplomatic passport .. that ’ d be a hiccup", "context": ["two things : it couldn ’ t have happened to a nicer guy .. both Suleimani and Al Muhandis . Unpopular opinion : As of the oft threatened Iranian “ devastating ” “ asymmetrical ” response . Here ’ s a prediction : They ’ ll do NOTHING . ", "Here ’ s where a lot people get wrong about the Iranian regime : in “ peace ” times they ’ re too “ irrational ” than most ppl would want , but in crissis times they ’ re too rational than expected or thought of being capable of .", "Also a reminder : the US never killed such a senior Iranian official in 40 years of confrontations . It also never responded to Iranian-sponsored attacks such as .. a string of attacks by Hizbullah in the 80 ’ s .. So from a US standpoint , this is a major policy departure .", "Ironically , from a US vantage point , both Suleimani & Al Muhandis ’ early demise can be billed as US overdue payback for killing US soldiers during the Iraq war . Suleimani & Muhandis supplied insurgents with hugely improved IED ’ s - Tungsten wrapped bombs"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER oh god , that certainly makes me feel so much better .", "context": ["Welcome to America under @USER - Students are worried we're going to lose marriage equality . #postelection2016 #notmypresident", "@USER @USER trump actually isn't anti marriage equality he had his homosexual friend speak at the RNC against advisement", "@USER @USER so you're saying that people aren't allowed to be afraid of a VP who believes in gay conversion therapy ? #no", "@USER @USER VP won't be making decisions and trump has said while they disagree Pence isn't going to try anything"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We don ’ t pretend anything . When a 300lb man swings his arm down and contacts your face mask your head would move . Show me any video or still shot that shows contact .", "context": ["Chiefs fans : we won the game fair and square Fair and square : ", "@USER Yeeah sorta like the phantom roughing the passer call in the AFC Title game as well as the catch that wasn't a catch . I'm sure the footballs were fully inflated though .", "@USER @USER You mean the roughing call where the defender hit Brady's face mask ?", "@USER @USER They pretend like he never made contact with the face mask ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER these are #alternativefacts Bonnie . We don't need real facts while @USER is #POTUS please see the", "context": ["I can't believe they blew that lead . I blame NFL commissioner James Comey .", "@USER @USER could you explain just how it could be rigged that's quite an undertaking and do you have proof you can share ?", "@USER @USER people I know have been saying and I feel like it was . Fake news is all over about how they won with honor . Shame .", "@USER @USER people I know say Elvis is still alive too still doesn't make it true . So you have no proof . Just admit it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER And on that note , my door bell just rang ... it was the solar salesman . * sigh", "context": ["Bull crap . You can ’ t store or move the electricity to where it ’ s needed . Do we all move to the Sahara ? ", "@USER Zinc-Air has the potential to create microgrids across the world . Eventually , once the tech improves , batteries will be charged and delivered much like oil , sold by the KWH . Energy storage is still key . Oil and gas store their own energy but are non-renewable .", "@USER When it happens I ’ ll buy it . Most solar has been vaporware or a grift ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER pretends to be there for me , or asks to pray for me is my friend and I really learnt that at this \" Christian \" college .", "context": ["After 2.5 yrs of being sweet , open , and vulnerable and getting stabbed so many times I am threw . I can't take it anymore . Like nah ...", "@USER God and life taught me to discern don't be so quick to befriend or love ppl wait and see how they r bc they might hurt u .", "@USER Jesus said not everyone who says Lord Lord shall enter into thy Kingdom . For me not everyone who wipes my tears , listens to me"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER His nickname ? Donny ’ s taught you how to call people names , I see . So mature . Ironic you put God first in your bio . #Hypocrisy Also ironic you put country in there , too , when Don ’ s ripping it apart . Hope you don ’ t hurt yourself tripping with that wool over your eyes .", "context": ["STOCK MARKET AT ALL-TIME HIGH ! HOW ARE YOUR 401K ’ S DOING ? 70 % , 80 % , 90 % up ? Only 50 % up ! What are you doing wrong ?", "@USER Lord I'm Thankful Each Day , Trump gives us Faith Trump gives us Virtue Trump gives us Dignity Trump gives us Esteem Trump gives us Honesty Trump gives us Decency May President Trump continue on the righteous path Reply \" #Amen \" and add a comment Spread this via Retweet", "@USER @USER @USER A Harvard Law graduate for a nude model ? Seriously ?", "@USER @USER @USER She lost her law license years ago ... Kids hated her lunch menu and the First Lady speaks 5 languages All the celebrities partying at the White House is Over ! ! ! #KAG2020", "@USER @USER @USER OMG , losing her license is a hoax ! Do research ! 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ ’ s two initiatives are #BeBest with her husband as the biggest bully and redoing a WH tennis court . 🙄 Mrs . Obama ’ s were healthy food , programs for military vets & families , and education , inclusive of regular people .", "@USER @USER @USER “ All the celebrities partying at the White House is [ o ] ver ! ” You mean like Kanye West , Ted Nugent , Kid Rock ... Don is a con man , malignant narcissist , and corrupt human being . It ’ s horrible he gets any support . He should be in jail .", "@USER @USER @USER The likes of coke-heads & pizza parties are Over ! ! ! Bath-house Barry was his nickname for a reason ! ! ! #KAG2020"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "yesterday , she commented on a post from the CMO of Versace about Michelle Obama saying that posts about fashion are unprofessional", "context": ["One of my coworkers likes to comment on Hillary Clinton's LinkedIn page with stuff like \" LIAR ! ! ! \" Like um this isn't the place", "@USER her LinkedIn is just a treasure trove of unprofessionalism", "@USER her profile pic is a really , really unflattering selfie taken in a bathroom stall . You can see the toilet seat cover thing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER very little reception here . All that works is twitter", "context": ["@USER Hey where's the best site to track actual vote totals as they come in ?", "@USER CNN ? I like the @USER and upshot projections but not sure for actual vote totals", "@USER Main NYT is pretty good if you want one : "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you know I'm agreeing with you right ? Guess I shoulda used the", "context": ["You lost this election because you didn't listen to people who disagreed with you . ", "@USER @USER So everybody wanted Hillary to win . Including all the people who stayed home instead of voting for her .", "@USER @USER That's not what I said & now you're the one not listening . Also Kate M . Is über talented . Gho … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and that's worked so well for the North in the past", "context": ["Future generations will ask \" where were you ? How did you vote ? \" They'll recall what we lost , the hardships to follow with anger . #BrexitBill", "@USER oh give over , what we've lost ? , take a good luck at the EU it's a joke", "@USER Take a good look at Manchester & Salford - reaped rich EU benefits , and continuing until 2020", "@USER okay you do know ' EU Funding ' is our own money to begin with . In Manchester every £ 3 we pay in we get £ 1 back", "@USER and how much investment do you think you'll recoup from Westminster post #BREXIT ?", "@USER well the good thing about that is we can vote and elect governments or vote them out if not happy , can't do that with eu"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Don ’ t forget airplanes ! We need everyone on airplanes to be armed !", "context": ["Our prayers are with the families of the victims and the congregation of yesterday ’ s church attack . It was over in 6 seconds thanks to the brave parishioners who acted to protect 242 fellow worshippers . Lives were saved by these heroes , and Texas laws allowing them to carry arms !", "@USER We live in a country that praises people who carry killing machines in case they run into other people carrying killing machines .", "@USER Who needs commonsense gun laws when we can just make sure everyone has a gun in churches , movie theaters , malls , schools , nightclubs , concerts , office buildings , and everywhere else always ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but u do 4 #Trump & judge him b4 he is in office lol #contradictions love to talk in 1979 2 u re this __", "context": ["Worst moment of the campaign for Hillary , no doubt . People suspected she thought little of them , but \" deplorable \" & … ", "@USER @USER why are you still focused on Hillary . Please give some mind to running the country soon", "@USER @USER @USER #FYI she doesn't run the country - the #president does #Hillary is still … ", "@USER @USER @USER That graphic's an insult to Reagan , who was a patriot , not a lying racist misogynist .", "@USER @USER #Reagan would have loved #Trump & think today #media would have said he was racist 2", "@USER @USER No , Reagan would have roundly rejected without hesitation the divisive demagoguery that is Trump's stock-in-trade .", "@USER @USER lol go look at press reports - media said same of #reagan when he had air traffic controller issue #demagoguery", "@USER @USER I lived through the Reagan years . I don't need to rely upon newspaper reports to know who he was , what he stood 4 ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOVE this HONESTY.TRANSPARENCY.INTEGRITY so cool companies put it out there", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER can help deadbeat family so they can be fed while they are not being paid $ 160k helps , HAND Up", "@USER @USER @USER today's another day to do the right thing to help instead of harm be responsible HOPE", "@USER @USER @USER correct your DOB in the system stop using your brothers U were born on 8/ 9/66 #HANDUP"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER technically I was replying . As none of our tweets were directed at you , you are actually trolling . So you are a troll .", "context": ["I'm with @USER . @USER must stop using tweets to criticize free speech he disagrees with . That's unAmerican .", "@USER @USER @USER Is it ? But ppl rioting and acting like dicks because they're upset abt elex is ok ?", "@USER he is the President of a country founded on free speech . As it's guardian he cannot take personal shots . Stop normalizing this .", "@USER @USER Trump also has free speech if u didn't know . If u can criticize him he can criticize u right back", "@USER is that your argument ? 😂 I shorten words bc of Twitter limit & that's your argument against mine ? Oh my 😂", "@USER man , winning 2018 will be very simple for us . You guys have absolutely nothing more than name calling . Thanks ! !", "@USER you're right . Laziness might win out and that's really sad for this country .", "@USER maybe if u gave them something to vote 4 instead of \" the other guy is racist \" you'd get somewhere .", "@USER @USER Trolls are like mosquito bites Dagny . They got no life other than this . Obamas only legacy he gave em Trump 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh the ! Love it when everyone is in denial but then the topic got confirmed again .", "context": ["Today's words of the day : Communication . ( No relation to lack of early info on today's patch or Denial leaving GW2 PvP scene at all ;D )", "@USER Ive been a strong supporter of the game for so long . But I question a player that always has good to say , that's not real .", "@USER @USER I am not a PvP follower , have only seen vague mentions , what happened ?", "@USER @USER Because everyones so nicey nice about things . They dont seem to want change . Communication is key , Anet gotta get gud"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER _ Called me an idiot and after correcting their grammar said I was all kinds of other things .", "context": ["Pro tip : When attempting to disparage the mental acuity of someone you disagree with , check the grammar of your arg … ", "@USER @USER That's all you have ... lol ... so you agree aside from my grammar you are a fat ugly liberal idiot . FU", "@USER You seem unfamiliar with what \" conservative \" means . A true conservative does not attack women in such a way @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER That's right , only Liberals that can attack anyone for any reason as long as its a conservative . FU2", "@USER I didn't see you be attacked in that manner . You certainly have no social graces , regardless of your politic opinion @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's 1 reason federal tax exemptions exist in the first place - to assuage racist fears .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER the issue isn't about race until racists show up and misinterpret / misinform to support their cause .", "@USER @USER @USER what's the misinformation ? Are first nations ppl on reserves exempt because of their race or not ?", "@USER @USER @USER the misinformation pointed out in the article . people saying all FN are exempt without any evidence .", "@USER @USER @USER but the people that are exempted because of their race is ok ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If it was and I missed it ... apologies . maybe use hashtag . So hard to pick facetious these days . Sorry cuz", "context": ["Today I met Polish Ambassador Milewski before visiting Central Europe next week to discuss regional security issues . ", "@USER from the man who thought it a good idea to parachute our military into middle of the Ukraine conflict unarmed ? #auspol", "@USER @USER Governments all over Europe know the benefits of talking to backbenchers from Australia .", ". @USER @USER Amazing ! Nobody junior pollie from this little island has so much influence ! Praps think he's from Austria ? !", "@USER Thought u were referring 2 the Rainbow Flag Coral Sea island #OttoAbetz has warned us complacent Ozzies we're endangered by", "@USER Lol Gosh , that's a leap ! Have you replied to a different tweet ? Or , as I suspect , just got fed up with continual clusterfks ? ! 😕", "@USER ... or could it possibly be my tweet was ( obviously , I thought ) , facetious and you just didn't recognise it ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER She blew a guy , spit it and sent it to a clinic . Voilà female sperm donor . Don't be a bigot", "context": ["There ’ s no such thing as a female sperm donor . ", "@USER Maybe leave this one to people who understand science , Daisy . #willfulignorance", "@USER Sex is different to gender . Please tell me how a person who is biologically female is able to produce sperm . I ’ ll wait ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Reverse the genders and that's exactly what feminists are saying .", "context": ["I'm just gonna tally up the amount of times I'm hit with emotional responses like sexist , misogynist , etc . Here's 1 ", "@USER You called women emotional because they wanted to protest Trump's inauguration . How is that not sexist bullshit ?", "@USER @USER I think you're only talking to him like that because he's black . You're a racist bigot .", "@USER @USER My claim : He was calling women participating in a political rally \" emotional \" to discredit the rally . Am I wrong ?", "@USER @USER yes you are wrong lol . Women are emotional , I'm sorry you don't understand women . Could be why you are single .", "@USER No , YOU don't understand MEN if you honestly think men aren't more emotional then women .", "@USER women , are more emotional than men . Some men are emotional some women aren't . Majority of that isn't the case .", "@USER Not that it really matters because it's an irrelevant point , but whatever .", "@USER I'm sorry , how does one guy crying equate to all men ? What grade are you in ?", "@USER Oh , so now you're mad that I'm using an example of one man crying to discredit men ? LUL #Misandry #NotAllMen", "@USER no , but 1 doesn't equal all . i never said men don't cry or can't be emotional in fact I've stated the opposite . Learn to read"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER their response is usually to suspend / silence ME since the toxic people often report me preemptively .", "context": ["The @USER community has become shockingly toxic . Great game to play but I've now had to disable all in game communications .", "@USER @USER I have not played in a while , how bad has it gotten ?", "@USER @USER Every day I play I'm told to kill myself at the very least .", "@USER @USER what the hell ? ! Blizzard needs to get on that !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER we're done , you're clearly recovering from brain surgery & I don't wish to humiliate you . Obama a facist .. smdh", "context": ["Sen . Stabenow confronts Tom Price for suggesting women should have to pay MORE for coverage if they want it to incl … ", "@USER vs forcing people to pay for something they don't want .", "@USER @USER brb , busy asking government to help with life saving medications", "@USER Maybe he's right , peoole shouldn't be forced to pay for military if pacifist or for police if not criminals . 🙄 @USER", "@USER @USER so you agree you are paying for everything included in health insurance regardless of care", "@USER @USER yes - that's why it's called INSURANCE . It is also for a lot a matter of life & death . Have some sense of community .", "@USER @USER who said I did have sense of community Obamacare is not \" healthcare \" it grew out of big Pharma and fascist control"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I guess you could say the wrong people in the equation lack the \" Appetite \" ... Oh the", "context": ["After decades of Harvester “ on sea ” based advice , @USER remains in denial of the impact of burgeoning Seal populations on fish stocks . The Seal issue remains hidden in Ottawa DFO desks . @USER New Cod Assessment Places 3PS Stock in Critical Zone ", "@USER @USER @USER Seals are a cheap ample supply of protein that could and should be used to address #WorldHunger . We could process in underutilized fish plants create jobs and silence #SealHunt naysayers who would lose traction protesting efforts to feed the hungry . #seacattle", "@USER @USER @USER This good idea was tried in the 80 ’ s . Considerable work was done by highly skilled people in science and product development to use Seal prods as part of Canada ’ s food aid basket . The project failed because of Federal derailment and infighting between Sealers and Provfish ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think if anyone could see through Obama , it would be Flobots . But maybe / probably not in 2008 . I saw FWT as repudiation of Bush . All the bad stuff in Same Thing , all the presidential powers in Handlebars ; all lyrics written under Bush that went on to apply to Obama .", "context": ["See : Overplayng Handlebars , while the rest of the \" Fight With Tools \" album's radical message , portrayed in songs like \" Same Thing \" & \" We Are Winning \" got ignored . The rest of #FightWithTools album has not , cannot be co-opted . \" Don't let them assassinate Evo Morales \" ~ @USER ", "@USER @USER I think you overestimate how much \" We Are Winning \" requires state socialism . I would choose to see Flobots as more anti imperialist , than socialist though ... I like that album a lot .", "@USER @USER I def don't think it requires state socialism . Flobots lean more anarchist & Christian than I am personally , but , their music is amazing . Flobots message is great in that it can inspire socialists , communists , anarchists , and independents alike . Fight With Tools = revolution .", "@USER @USER It's funny , they always seemed pretty anarchist to me ... I think that may be why they fell apart a bit . It was pretty clear they were hoping \" Fight with Tools \" would help get Obama elected ( imho ) , and it did ... But , the empire marched on . Assume they got a bit disheartened ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Dude , right now you are the one doing the lecturing .", "context": ["Advice to all actors , musicians and entertainers : Please stick to your crafts that we all love you for and drop the political rhetoric .", "@USER or use the freedom of speech that people died for . I don't have to agree . But thank god they can say it . Freely .", "@USER Anyone can say anything they want in our society . That doesn't mean that we want to be lectured by out of touch celebrities ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER What I think is rich that countless liberals demanded he accept results of election and now same people won't .", "context": ["Hillary won the popular vote FYI , but ya know , those are facts , which dont exist to Republicans . ", "@USER Well since you don't understand how Presidents get elected , it doesn't really matter .", "@USER Oh I do . but it's not the \" will of the people \" since the people wanted Hillary . By over a million votes , move along .", "@USER Obviously , her loss was evidence of that . And Trump winning 5 states that Obama won twice . Got it .", "@USER right so actual factual numbers don't matter lol . Trump even said the electoral college is dumb . Coincidentally forgot about that"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER no worries Grant , I don't need to get to work by any particular time . Anytime you feel like getting me to london will do", "context": ["@USER why the hell is my already late train getting later by crawling from RDG-pad ?", "@USER Hi . Are you able to advise which service you're travelling on ? Grant", "@USER the 0708 from NBY . & don't say it's overrunning engineering - that's why it was late starting !", "@USER Being delayed it will have lost its scheduled ' path ' so will have to run between other scheduled train times . Grant", "@USER well as all your trains are always late so should even itself out ! ! Can I suggest you run to timetable to avoid this ? #thoughtnot", "@USER Certainly working to run services to schedule but unfortunately this can be hindered due to issues like the one today . Grant"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The immigrants believe in it . The ones he wants to ban .", "context": ["@USER oh gawd ... did you really want to do that ?", "@USER also , congratz on knowing more US history than 90 % of your fellow citizens ...", "@USER glad someone still believes in the American Dream ... * sigh *"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Says the account that follows infamous Astroturf group American Council On Science and Health . @USER @USER", "context": ["Mercola is the leading producer of idiotic tweets : health scams , fear mongering , wallet emptying . #MarkOfMercola ", "Good joke @USER Why does this post not mention a single primary scientific source ?", "@USER You want citations for logical fallacies ? ? ? I am confused . @USER @USER", "@USER your question was not clear . Is this what you were looking for ? @USER @USER ", "No . @USER @USER I was asking why @USER didn't compare the health scam sites to primary scientific sources .", "@USER it's not her blog , it's mine . read it again to answer your question . @USER @USER", "@USER doesn't matter whose blog it is , I base my opinions on primary sources @USER @USER", "@USER We shared primary sources of \" wallet emptying \" as a direct response to your own tweet . 😉 @USER @USER", "@USER I think the point was lost on him from the start . Mercola run successful business ! Mercola Bad ! Monsanto Good ! Derp @USER", "@USER the point of what a valid scientific source is , is lost on you obviously @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER where is the ” lovely ” executive producer Simon Harper in all this ? Writing his speech for the next award he will receive ? He couldn't have Serena cooing into the phone to Bernie . There ’ s no dramatic challenge for the . Better to have Serena leave entirely .", "context": ["#HolbyCity have confirmed to me that Serena's final episode will be on the 21st January 2020 .", "@USER It ’ s sad that people are celebrating this but I can ’ t help thinking that CR has been the author of her own downfall .", "@USER @USER It is sad . But Serena has been destroyed . Difficult to know how big a part CR has played in that but can't help but feel June 2018 would have been a far better time to leave with both Serena's and CR's dignity and popularity intact", "@USER @USER @USER The irony is that when the storyline imploded earlier this year , JR had left & her popularity rocketed . CR stayed & her popularity & integrity vanished into thin air ? ? 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER It's sad that I don't feel sad about this . Serena's character was well and truly wrecked , and given by her shenanigans on Twitter , particularly the gaslighting of fans , I believe she had a hand in this . It backfired and I , for one , am happy to see her go .", "@USER @USER @USER I suspect her twittering may hinder her career which is a shame but ...", "@USER @USER @USER Well her agent or agents should be giving her guidance . Arguing and being snippy with the people who put you on the pedestal you decided to jump from . Not a good idea really", "@USER @USER @USER We've all been led to believe that CR decision to leave Holby , a decision made months ago , was to head for pastures new ! Why continue to be snippy & antagonistic towards people , who in the great scheme of things , are totally irrelevant now ? Guess we hit a nerve somewhere ?", "@USER @USER @USER I think she is genuinely hurt by how this has turned out . I think she felt they did the right by #berena . And we are wrong to be critical . She has left at a point when her character was at an all time low and I do think a glorious final year became let ’ s keep it simple .", "@USER @USER @USER I agree . I think she had no idea that it would all go so horribly wrong . Perhaps they believed their own thoughts . I feel sorry for her as she was in too deep without support . But it demonstrates how wlw writers and advisors need to be involved and egos put aside", "@USER @USER @USER The way #berena ended upset so many people and I'm sure it wasn't on her but she played a part . However , I do believe she was out on her own . The writers left her up the creek without a paddle . They avoided the social media torment , she could not . But I am glad she's going .", "@USER @USER @USER I agree with everything said . I do feel sorry for her abit . After all she was one part of a fabulous bit of initial rep . I believe she was not ready for the adulation and the fallout . She seemed to completely unsupported when it went wrong and I think her leaving is related .", "@USER @USER @USER I do think her behaviour on Twitter leaves a lot to be desired . She hasn't . helped herself at all !", "@USER @USER @USER I just feel sad about that . I ’ m blocked . No doubt about that . She has only devoted fans who really see her as infallible . That ’ s really sad . But equally I do understand that a highly critical and sometimes abusive onslaught can be debilitating .", "@USER @USER @USER Agree the critical onslaught could have been unwelcome , so surely an explanation from someone , BBC / Holby , even CR herself could have prevented further distress . No 2 way dialogue has ever been forthcoming . We've just been ignored & blocked . Very mature way to behave .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes it ’ s been a PR disaster and possibly a personal one too ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yet Trump supporters elected him to reverse \" free market \" decisions to move jobs offshore for more profits .", "context": ["Tom Price is said to be Donald Trump's pick for health secretary . He has been a vocal critic of Obamacare . ", "@USER I think this is a good pick his plan while not perfect is very solid and addresses real healthcare cost drivers", "@USER @USER What plan ? I haven't seen a GOP alternative to Obamacare . How does their plan address cost drivers ? Educate us please .", "@USER This is NOT a plan . It's a piece of politically motivated legislation written by and for the healthcare insurance industry .", "@USER @USER Obamacare was politically motivated legislation written by and for the gov't . I'd rather trust free market ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yea , could be but what about doctors ? do they train them in a single day too ?", "context": ["Syria and Iraq caught in between the ' new analysts'and the politicised media My take v @USER #Iraq #Syria", "Syria and Iraq caught in between the “ new analysts ’ and the politicised media My take En : …", "The mystery of the \" 90 destroyed Hospitals in eastern #Aleppo \" is solved : They build a hospital every day . Problem … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER or he accuses fans of \" vitriol \" but begins article with anecdote about hating ( \" not exactly \" ) connors .", "context": ["r . williams : nole's fans \" notorious \" among brit media ? well it works both ways . c . f . my pinned headlines no vitrio … ", "@USER Who is this r . Williams . What's his first name .", "@USER richard . he recently wrote about fans for the guardian . his other quote about how ND had to \" legitimize \" his # 1 is from 2011 .", "@USER @USER OMG i cant believe they wrote that . Fans of all players on twitter act like this all the time , its not just", "@USER @USER Author brags about knowing the \" details \" , yet unsettled by the pesky informed fans insisting to post numbers ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER oh but that must have been an isolated incident ; one bad apple , and all ;-) NOT really not funny ; outrageous .", "context": ["anyone else ever been through ' treatment ' similar to this ? We'd love to hear from you . ", "@USER Went to Livengrin , same place Bill went in 2016 , back in 2004 . Nothing's changed , in fact that thread really gave me flashbacks . Went to Mirmont ( Can't believe you never made it there @USER ! ) in 1995 ; it was the exact same as Livengrin was in 2004 .", "@USER @USER thanks for sharing sorry for the flashbacks ! There's gotta be a great deal of trauma in Bill's treatment history ; more than we know .", "@USER @USER Yeah Livengrin was the place where I had an untreated infection they refused to give me antibiotics for because I was med seeking ( for antibiotics ! Ha ! \" Some people just want any kind of pill to get relief \" ) until I packed to leave to go to the ER and only then they treated it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s cold over here . #ClimateChange is a hoax !", "context": ["The idea that bad climate science doesn't matter because a-climate change is so important b-it is impossible to overstate the threat c-anything that helps action is OK d-giving air to skeptics is bad I agree w / none of these Effective climate policy & good science go together", "@USER In the area of #thinking , #science IS skepticism , a calm space between violent belief / disbelief . Isn't the standard phrase \" suspension of judgement \" ? As such , isn't #ClimateChange of \" the science is settled \" irrational anti-science like or fervor ? 🤔", "@USER @USER The science that says that CO2 is a greenhouse gas is settled . Are you aware of any counter theories ? If so , let me know .", "@USER @USER So CO2 is the only factor in a #climate model then ? And H2O is ... whatever ? 🤔 Cite both old models and new French models in your answer . #science #dogma", "@USER @USER 1 ) I never said that 2 ) no CO2 is warming the planet .", "@USER @USER A beauteous #restatement of simple CO2 orthodoxy ! Let's keep the #science simple & #orthodox eh ? And while we're at it , fire any who dwell on albedo , cloud-cover , solar minimum , particulates , the slowness of the \" rapidly melting ice-caps \" ...", "@USER @USER ... and BTW , you do a good job in summarizing the nonsense talking points that serve as distraction from reducing CO2 emissions .", "@USER @USER Reforest the Sahara . The best , most #practical solution yet . 🙂 #ClimateChange #ClimateNonUrgency scoped the usual by the billion . eternal recurrence ? 🤔", "@USER @USER The most practical solution is to curb CO2 emissions .", "@USER @USER Myeah . Ask Germany how practical and / or economical that is . Or India . Or any nation . Carb-tax to cork every exhaust ? Funny how almost everyone blows their CO2 - target yet #climate remains same-ish . Check forecast : N.America #deepfreeze next week . Cherrypick CO2 ' s role in THAT .", "@USER @USER @USER Warmer weather ( e . g . Australia ) is #climatechange . Colder weather ( e . g . N.America ) is just weather . Keep your cherry-picking #sophisticated ! ! 😆 🤣 😆 #climatecomedy", "@USER @USER @USER You must be a bot . Or perhaps you ’ re a troll having fun with me . This tweet is ridiculous .", "@USER @USER @USER Bzup ! Vreeeeet ! Not a bot ! Not a bot ! Human human human human human human ! ! #ClimateEmergency #Waiting4GotHot #WarmupAct Wait , what Greenland doing ? - 64 ° C ? ? ? Ooooh ! Graphs & maps ! rhythm love love love graphs & maps ! ! 🙂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lots of assumptions here . Funny . Assumptions generally lead to the very issues you seem to be trying to speak against .", "context": ["RT @USER : Genuinely wish white christians in US faced even fraction of persecution they imagine facing . Might teach them empathy .", "@USER @USER hey now , I'm a Christian and trust me , Trump and his supporters do NOT speak for me & fellow Christians", "@USER @USER overwhelmingly you voted for him . if you didn't , cool . go get your people , cuz they did ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Russia against Clinton , wants Trump in White House sounds like a conflict of interest", "context": ["LIVE on #Periscope : Russian hacker hoax is the end of the fake news media ", "@USER @USER @USER If Russia was going to hack anyone it would be the #GOP #DNC = Communism", "@USER @USER @USER Hillary gave Putin uranium , obama gave him more flexibility 2cross red lines and hit reset button"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ' your dumb ' _ of this clearly lost on you", "context": ["Has anyone looked at the really poor numbers of @USER Magazine . Way down , big trouble , dead ! Graydon Carter , no talent , will be out !", "@USER @USER Poor numbers Donald ? Your net transitional approval rating is currently at 0 . I ’ d be more worried about that .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes . It is . Gallup . Go look it up .", "@USER @USER @USER if u believe that ANY Pres can have a 0 approval rating then your dumb . 55 + mil just voted for him"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER this is more than often exactly what people doing the snowflake calling are ...", "context": ["@USER It is all a bit overdone now really . In years to come those word usage charts will show a steep peak in 16/17 .", "@USER it doesn't even mean anything ! It's the social media equivalent of ' I know you are but what am I ? '", "@USER It certainly is now ; at first I understand it was a label for people determined to be offended - now it's ' triggered ' ( urgh ) 2 .", "@USER @USER \" snowflake \" meaning is An overly sensitive person , incapable of dealing with any opinions that differ from their own ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well of course , it only applies to British made RPGs . Any of that foreign rubbish needs to be blocked by our isolationist ISPs .", "context": ["Ethical question : if you own ( a ) a particular RPG book , and ( b ) a scanner , is it ok to download illegal pdfs of that book on the basis that you could scan it yourself but really can't be arsed ? Haven't done it . But I'm distracting myself with the really important questions ...", "@USER Legally you can scan your own for personal use . I think legally you can download someone else's as you're not the one distributing . Ethically , you're not harming the publisher as you bought a copy ... But you are sort of supporting some one who is undermining their business .", "@USER Your response is far too well reasoned and thought out for New Britannia . Please exit via the nearest ferry terminal ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ' Screwed up beliefs ' , ... says guy who believes animals talk and virgins give birth . _ @USER @USER", "context": ["@USER I'm trying to help him come out , and now he wants to \" fight me \" ", "@USER Poor @USER He's not the sharpest tool in the #gawd box . Bless him . @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I know . Funny thing is now when he thinks of Jesus , that pic will come up in his mind . I win", "@USER I'm not convinced , ' thinking ' is high on his agenda , poor guy . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Only if it fits your screwed up beliefs , huh ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was a joke . I am a vaccine injury mom who has been writing about vaccine injury and corruption in the industry for the last 15 years . Get to know me . ;)", "context": ["There is nothing wrong with the vaccine program . Not one thing . Every shot confers complete and permanent immunity . Every vaccine reaction is recognized , diagnosed , compensated and treated . Every doctor is trained with a complete knowledge of everything about every vaccine . 1/2", "@USER Your tweets provide 100 % confirmation that you are vaccine injured . #vaccinetruth", "@USER Vaccine injury is one in a million , thus in our country of 400 million , there are only 400 people injured by vaccines . I could not possibly be one of them . The odds are too high .", "@USER It's also been said that 72.567 % of all stats are made up on the spot ... just like yours ! You're due for another jab !", "@USER I am a med student , thus all of my stats are correct .", "@USER You , not surprisingly , missed the joke . Sounds like you're well on your way toward medical indoctrination ... strive to be different by using both sides of your brain . Best of luck to you and and your vaccines ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You claim to be a researcher professor at cambridge but cant use to look up the #ClimateChangeHoax 😂 🤣", "context": ["Now the rage mob comes for Meat Loaf . For crying out loud quit demanding that everyone think alike , you Puritan Borg .", "@USER Meat Loaf's predictions about climate have been far more accurate than scientists ' predictions about climate . #ClimateChangeHoax Pro tip : Any \" scientist \" who predicted 10 years ago that we'd all be dead in 10 years is not a scientist , he's a propagandist .", "@USER @USER Can you give even one example of such a scientist ? Thought not ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Collins you really are a Nazi apologist , funding the IRA in WW2 . 6 million Jews , 5 million Slavs , 3 million Gypsies butchered in concentration camps or starved to death . I can't think of one moral reason Britain fought the Second World War .", "context": ["Don ’ t use my son ’ s death , and his and his colleague ’ s photos - to promote your vile propaganda . Jack stood against everything you stand for - hatred , division , ignorance . ", "@USER I'm sorry for your loss , but useful idiots like you will be the downfall of western , liberal democracy .", "@USER How vile and unkind . Frankly I ’ d rather see the likes of you eliminated from our society - it would improve it no end .", "@USER @USER David A is absolutely correct . Mr Merritt is evidently trying to rationalise his son's death by denying what he knows to be its true cause .", "@USER @USER I don ’ t care whether he ’ s correct or not . Anyone with a shred of decency would refrain from insulting a man whose son has just been murdered .", "@USER @USER If it's correct , it's not an insult . Mr Merritt had the option to keep his thoughts to himself but , chose to embark on a political campaign .", "@USER @USER I would not call a grieving father a ‘ useful idiot ’ . Mr Merritt ’ s plea for the right wing press not to use his son ’ s death to further their agenda is hardly a campaign . Your lack of compassion is sickening .", "@USER @USER Blah blah blah . You keep your head buried in the sand , you useful idiot .", "@USER @USER Very rational . Think you just lost the argument there with your ad hominem . Typical Tory .", "@USER @USER The Koran is the last word of the Prophet . Islamic Scholars state it is not open to modern interpretation . Which means that if you do not adhere to the literal word of the Koran you're damned and will never enter paradise .", "@USER @USER So what ? Bible-believing Christians also claim that unless you are born again you will not enter the kingdom of heaven . What thin , weak argument you use to try and disguise your hatred . Not wasting any more of my time on you , you can ’ t reason with stupid .", "@USER @USER How many knife brandishing , bomb making , murderous Anglicans , Catholics , Baptists , Mormons , and Coptics can you point to ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wonder what happened to that ... Now apparently its an \" overehelming mandate \" ... #Brexit @USER", "context": ["Hi @USER I'm one of the 48 million who didn't vote for Brexit . For the avoidance of doubt I'm not willing yo … ", "@USER The PM says 65 million are supporting her . 17 million voted Brexit . 65m minus 17m leaves 48m who didn't vote Brexit . Not a typo .", "@USER The PM says 65 million are supporting her . 16 million voted to remain . 65m minus 16m leaves 49m who didn't vote to remain . ❄ ️ 😥 😳", "@USER so , if she said ' there are 49 million people who are not actively opposing me ' I couldn't argue with that ;)", "@USER or , if she said ' there are only 16 million people who are actively opposing me ' I wouldn't argue with that ;)", "@USER @USER That leaves 33 million whose opinion she can't know . But whose support she is assuming ...", "@USER @USER I don't know , but would definitely guess more #Remain'ers didn't vote than #Brexit'ers . Surveys ? Polls ?", "@USER @USER unfortunately not voting when there is a vote counts for nothing . So a majority voted to leave .", "@USER Doesn't change fact that #TheresaMay is assuming the support of 33 million people #Brexit @USER", "@USER @USER no facts changed she doesn't need the other 33 million . So no real point in crying over it .", "@USER Who's crying ? Its dead simple : she shouldnt claim 65mill ppl are willing her on . #AlternativeFacts #Brexit @USER", "@USER @USER one would hope that 65 million people want the best for the country .", "@USER I'm sure if u saw it as choice between no car crash or a good car crash , u wud feel need to speak out , vote or not @USER", "@USER In the eyes of millions of #Remain'ers - leaving #EU is itself an insane + disasterous decision . Whatever the deal @USER", "@USER @USER well unlucky for you that over a million more leave voters don't think it is , that's democracy for you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER OPT sarcastically repeated what the right said about left protests .", "context": ["About a dozen people demonstrating outside Plano Planned Parenthood . Similar protest in Dallas . @USER ", "@USER @USER for a sect of individuals who refers to everyone as snowflakes they sure seem hurt , also shouldn't they be at work ?", "@USER @USER @USER ( i agree with the first part of your sentence )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I look after that building too . It's fun down there .", "context": ["@USER that must have been fun , it's dangerous just looking outside at Castle greyskull at the moment . Can't believe the concourse is open", "@USER @USER Sniggers at castle greyskull , Thank you , I'll be using that 👌 🏻", "@USER @USER \" hell on the hill \" .. You work there too ?", "@USER @USER Not at greyskull lol , The theatre of screams aka the front line down the vale"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Dang ! You have just discovered my secret , what am i going to do now . 😳 ", "context": ["Darling , we hit your nerve ? ! Christmas alone sucks but that's karma ! Your husband has his family , you not !", "@USER She is in Canada with Hazard . It has been confirmed by BP and Scoobie Doo . You said she was denied entry ...", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , of course , anyone with any common sense believes Sussexes are in Canada , like said ( & she IS in a position to know that ) . Nice try , though .", "@USER @USER @USER Yet it wasnt released on official Buckingham Palace letter head , and nothing else . Just words and a spokeswoman ... looks like gaslighting to me . Nice try though", "@USER @USER @USER You think TP1 , DD , & Skippy are reliable sources ? \" Tick Tock Boom ! \" 🤣 🤣 🤣 How much proof on official BP letterhead , or proof of any kind , do you get from them ? Zero .", "@USER @USER @USER I love TP and DD . If not true at least it's fun", "@USER @USER @USER What is fun about being lied to , made to look like a fool for believing nonsense , then DD insulting & intimidating anyone who doubts or questions the lies ? Looks like TP1 / DD lied about MM being denied entry to Canada : ", "@USER @USER @USER I knew it was all lies coming from DD and TP1 ( who is the same person ) . I called them out on it but they sent their minions after me with insults , demands for proof and nasty DM . Well I'm the one saying BOOM now ! \" Darling \"", "@USER @USER @USER My fav sugarcoated cupcake again . Still angry and bitter lacking a sex life ? 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER JT is in Costa Rica so how does he know if they are in Canada ? and Why would people believe someone who takes ' donations ' from seagrams . His credibility has been shot .", "@USER @USER @USER How would the Head of State not know for sure when Royals are in his country ? Seriously ? !", "@USER @USER @USER So when sophie visited the country last month where was her welcome on twitter ? It's got MeAgain writen all over it . ", "@USER @USER @USER The more you try , the more you are looking like you are trying to hard , like MeAgain always fighting to cover the truth but why worry if you are correct . ", "@USER @USER @USER Again always try for the last word a sign of a narsistic sugar . Keep up the protesting as it makes TP & DD look so much more creditable . Which is what you want right ?", "@USER @USER @USER Anybody stanning hard for TP1 / DD probably is TP1 / DD ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Haha . Crying about mean old CNN . But he's the #snowflake . #HypocriteFringe", "context": ["Some at CNN & NYT stood w / FOX News when the Obama admin attacked us & tried 2 exclude us-a WH gaggle should be open … ", "@USER Sorry , but @USER was never rabidly & falsely attacked Obama like @USER , , & does . BIG DIFFERENCE .", "@USER @USER @USER that's either selective memory or an admission of lazy media consumption .", "@USER @USER @USER No , selective .. sorry . Obama could do no wrong yet Trump can do no right . R U blind ?", "@USER @USER @USER Do remind us of all those times Fox reported positive things about Obama .", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry , I don't banter with #Snowflakes . Leaving the 3rd arm of Dems out is 👍"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER my point exactly . Particularly if your Internet access is a phone yet WINZ won't support you for overdue phone bills .", "context": ["So I've figured out where the govt is getting part of the money they're using for the \" new \" Ministry for Vulnerable Children .", "It was made clear to me that MSD has a policy of staff attrition at WINZ . I was told they are not replacing staff as they leave .", "The policy is for \" clients \" to use online sources to get help . When you have a two week waiting list for an appointment I think it's a fail !", "Using the online option is not viable for every problem . And after yesterday it's very clear the WINZ as an organisation doesn't give a ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Paranoid divisive nonsense You're a self-admitted racist & you complain about racism Do you not see the ?", "context": ["It's interesting to see ppl say don't \" race bait \" when discussing the Somali stabber in Ohio today , but they ignore ", "@USER America is racist I'm told to be quiet about it ", "@USER @USER @USER ' s protest was not offensive People were more offended at his reasoning ( not backed up by facts )", "@USER @USER @USER I don't suppose there is a meme created of all the non-blacks that have been killed as well ?", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not focused on other races , they don't focus on my race's well being "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Conservatives get upset about being called rednecks or bigots and call it \" wussification \" when libs use a peaceful symbol .", "context": ["The election has shed light on the wussification of America , made crystal clear by one pathetic hashtag today : #safetypin", "@USER are you really this awful to people or is it just afterglow from the election ? Or is it White Straight Christian Male syndrome ?", "@USER Dude , you're bearing false witness against people and I'M awful ? Please . Love all around . Election's over , let's move on"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and obviously , that ’ s not saying there ’ s no one that ’ s born a muslim that isn't a terrorist . it happens a lot ! which again , is not why i said “ all muslims ” and instead said “ peak muslims ” #racism", "context": ["there are people claiming i ’ m racist for that tweet and then other people saying i have “ white guilt ” lmao which is it am i white why didn ’ t anyone notify me", "tbt to my last tweet that went viral ", "i am too lazy to make another anti-racism faq so tbt to my last one when trump supporters thought they had proven some point ", "ah yes , that ’ s me . the russian bot who tweets about nonsense unrelated to politics or anything meaningful like 97 % of the time . CLEARLY I HAVE AN AGENDA ", "* sigh * okay fine . let ’ s respond to some FAQs . ", "“ I ’ M WHITE AND I WOULD NEVER DO THIS SO YOU ARE WRONG ! ” lmao saying something is peak white people is not saying 100 % of white people would do this . or even majority of white people would . “ peak ” is a sarcastic way of saying it ’ s the worst of white people . ", "the sense of entitlement , the privilege , the white savior complex , it ’ s all applicable . if these people were born into a non-white family , they wouldn ’ t feel like they were entitled to this man ’ s dog because they knew what was better for the dog than this other person .", "and obviously , that ’ s not saying there ’ s no one that ’ s born into privilege that doesn ’ t unlearn this sense of entitlement . it happens a lot ! which again , is not why i said “ all white people ” and instead said “ peak white people ” "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER hahahahahaha that's sounds like the opening line of a rags to riches memoir .", "context": ["It seems like a minor infraction but , on principle , ", "@USER She might be a \" great person \" , but judging by her taste in clothes , is cut of the same cloth as agent orange lol", "@USER Fun fact : opening line of @USER ' s book is \" In business , as in life , nothing is ever handed to you . \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The right seems to have a smug assumption that they have access to truth and everyone else is a brainwashed sheep .", "context": ["The Left ’ s All-Out War on Trump THE LEFT HAS NO INTENTION OF WORKING WITH TRUMP - THEY WANT TO UNDERMINE & OBSTRUCT", "@USER THE LEFTS ALL OUT WAR ON TRUMP IS WAR ON PATRIOTS OF THE UNITED STATES AND OUR DEMOCRACY ! RT RT RT RT 💥 💥 💥", "@USER @USER @USER It seems more like a war against the left ( who are also citizens ) to me .", "@USER @USER @USER then u r blind MSM r all left bias thought factories Schools 2", "@USER @USER @USER Do you have any evidence to support this belief ?", "@USER @USER @USER try this link check out the silence from the dem ", "@USER Question for you : have you ever considered that education may lead to \" liberal bias \" because of reality ?", "@USER For instance , the evidence for anthropogenic climate change is overwhelming . But if you just do a google search , you ...", "@USER ... won't see it . You see the reality in a college class not because of \" liberal bias \" but rather because of thorough study .", "@USER thorough biased study The data , history & conclusions are rigged U r sooonfed biased crap & u advocate free ppl to eat 2", "@USER That is utter nonsense . That is your own poisonous worldview and bias ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Any Hawks fan whining about DPI not being called is drowning in a sea of irony . #legionofboom #whatsgoodforthegoose", "context": ["Last night's PI / non-PI call is such a great microcosm for our society . Two sets of people watched the exact same thing and came away unequivocally positive of two exact opposite results .", "Offensive players \" initiate contact \" all the time on pass plays . So I don't understand that as a complete dismissal of a potential DPI .", "@USER Coming from a fan base that cheer for GEORGE KITTLE"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER fools are people like Indians who elected a world class terrorist as president", "context": ["We have kulbhushan , evidence of Indian involvement in Pak but our mahraj has some personal intrests with enemies #ShahNooraniAttack", "@USER right u should take revenge go to lal masjid or Jud camp be suicide bomber n kill dem all ", "@USER Well right now I think you must go to toilet Before you spoil my account Now stop jumping", "@USER u go and protest for military rule in Pakistan so we can deal with right person", "@USER I support military A We want our military chief as president of PAK now GTFO ! Don't spam and tell me what to do"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Then they turn civilised societies into their Sharia law shitholes .", "context": ["Do you agree with the government refusing to take anymore child ' refugees ' ? I agree , UK councils can't cope ", "@USER In USA they are called anchor babies . They establish a justification for their family to follow them in .", "@USER @USER in civilised circles they are called desperate and in need of help ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Bad ideas generally come from though , even #England agrees with the Scots on that one ! 😂", "context": ["👇 Today #VoteSNP to make Scotland's voice stronger and ... 🔒 Vote SNP to lock the Tories out 🇪 🇺 Vote SNP to escape Brexit ❌ Vote SNP to end austerity ‍ ️ Vote SNP to protect our NHS Vote SNP for better childcare 󠁧 󠁢 󠁳 󠁣 󠁴 󠁿 Vote SNP to put Scotland ’ s future in Scotland ’ s hands #GE2019 ", "@USER Yep Yep Austerity required to fund independence Lib Dems have this Vote for any candidate in Scotland to put Scotland's future in Scotland's hands .", "@USER @USER By voting for a political party HQd in England ? ! Like England is the home of brilliant ideas .", "@USER @USER Scottish Political Parties with headquarters in : Edinburgh - Lib Dems - SNP - Greens Glasgow - Labour Central Office in Edinburgh - Conservatives Good and bad ideas exist everywhere ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m still waiting to hear where it ’ s much better . I ’ m sure those attendance worries everyone in MLS has will be put to bed", "context": ["We got some MAJOR @USER news dropping on tomorrow ’ s podcast 👀 stay tuned ! ! ! @USER & @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I bet it ’ s an announcement that Cincinnati won ’ t win the Wooden Spoon this year as that will be transferred to Nashville SC", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 You ’ re gonna be extremely disappointed , but I ’ m sure you ’ re used to it by now", "@USER @USER @USER Might wanna worry about keeping your club longer than 3 seasons . Would hate ( but actually love ) to see Louisville city take your place", "@USER @USER @USER Definitely won ’ t happen . Take your wooden spoon and get back to the kitchen", "@USER @USER @USER Good comeback . Repeating what you just said . We will gladly be turning that over to Trashville SC shortly . I ’ m sure you and 4,999 of your closest friends will enjoy it .", "@USER @USER @USER You realize that season tickets and walk up sales are different ? How can you say wooden spoon , our roster is much better than yours last year and you all have been quiet this offseason . Better get to work if you at least want to be on our level", "@USER @USER @USER Your roster is MUCH better ? 😂 😂 😂 My bad let me redo my numbers here . You and 5,999 of your closest friends .", "@USER @USER @USER Keep using the attendance jokes because when the season kicks off they ’ ll be put to bed . And yes much better , especially the finished product"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you posting a mere whatsapp screenshot of doubtful authenticity to question authenticity of Mohalla Sabha claims .", "context": ["#AAPExposed ! Is This The Reality Of Their Mohalla Clinics & Hospitals That They're Showing Off As If Whole World Is … ", "@USER Mohalla Clinics are a different concept than the hospital you r talking of . U Being part of propaganda or mere ignorance ?", "@USER Delhi has 200 + primary health centers and dispensaries that needs upgrading . Mohalla Clinics are wastage of money . @USER", "@USER .. contd : It puts ( rent ) money in AAP pockets . By some dubious deal , an untested and inaccurate device i … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER <--- Claims to hate swindlers but says Obama is a man of integrity & our last great president + voted for Hillary .", "context": ["@USER President Pussygrabber could be great at something ... swindling folks perhaps .", "@USER Triggered ? Here put this on immediately & retreat to your safe space . You'll feel better . It'll … ", "@USER No need , he will never be my president . Don't care for swindlers"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Heard @USER rip NBA 4 tier pricing , days off , stealing fan $ $ #Truth could've listened all night on @USER sub radio , but Ads", "context": ["fair enough , I'll go with : in 11 full seasons w the Bulls , MJ played all 82 games 8 times , the other 3 - 78 80 81 a … ", "@USER Problem is , once 1 team starts resting , everyone else looks stupid not to . Plus , MJ played 11 years , LBJ already in his 14th year", "@USER yea but LBJ didnt wear out at UNC or Birmingham or Vegas .. it's the @USER we have , Tier pricing for Cavs-LBJ for xmas ? #Turrabull"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER it's a new fad , born of poppy bullies who insist everyone wear one .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Argentina were punished for that under the same rule . That's fair , no ?", "@USER @USER @USER Then why has our nations teams worn the poppy before with no trouble ?", "@USER @USER @USER why were there no poppies on kits last time #EngSco played on remembrance weekend ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great question Ethan ... it ’ s cool that we live in a day and age where if someone makes a lame joke about the similarity of another sports entity logo / name that it results in an angry follower calling them “ racist ” — I made a joke so I MUST be silenced ... oh the", "context": ["This is the chirping we get after games in which the Avs lose . The good stuff ", "@USER Nah , you get it because I ’ m muted by half your staff for reasons I don ’ t know ... but #MerryChristmas y ’ all !", "@USER @USER Based on your retweets i don't think it's very hard to see why", "@USER @USER Oh you think you know me ? Cool story ...", "@USER @USER I'm sure your very upset that I have a brown person in my profile picture , is all .", "@USER @USER @USER So incredibly #WOKE ... I love when twitter degrades to this ... but it ’ s expected when it comes to DNVR sports reporting — they ’ ve got dedicated followers ... but it ’ s cool ...", "@USER @USER @USER You went out of your way to mildly chirp us , we mildly chirp back , and somehow this back and forth that's not involving us at all is someone on us ? Are you kidding ?", "@USER @USER @USER One of your “ followers ” resorted to calling me racist for what ? Teasing you about your name being similar to another sports property ? But sure , I ’ m the bad guy ... thanks again DNVR — again enjoy your holidays !", "@USER @USER @USER That dude calling you racist has nothing to do with us", "@USER @USER @USER I have no idea who he is and yet he jumped on my case b / c of your comments ...", "@USER @USER @USER And the free will and free speech of others is their problem ? Should they police ever single on of their followers ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Lol . More baseless assertions . You will never learn , will you ? Take your Forrest insult back lol", "context": ["@USER Can you ever get a answer that you're sure about ?", "@USER @USER welcome to the world of absurdity . Check your brains at the door !", "@USER @USER Welcome to the world of parody . Sense of humour required before entry .", "@USER @USER What parody ? All I saw was an insult .", "@USER @USER Since when does my having a sense of humour require that I should accept your insults ?", "@USER @USER should I also feel insulted by your comment ?", "@USER @USER u were the instigator . u fired the first insult . Are you going to add hypocrisy too ? Only you get 2 insult ?", "@USER @USER u said my position was absurd & brainless . I responded a sense of humour is required . Point out my insult .", "@USER @USER @USER Only good Christians get to insult . You don't get to reply , & certainly not with humour & wit .", "@USER @USER Six ! We got there in the end . Now , since u don't have any sound reasoned arguments you can piss off . Dismissed", "@USER @USER If naturalism were true I'd just b dancing to my DNA . Since you attribute my actions to me , u prove it untrue", "@USER @USER All you've demonstrated is how little you understand science . You are an imbecile . You are dismissed .", "@USER @USER If naturalism were true humans have no more value then any other living thing but u find self important ?", "@USER @USER You really don't understand science , do you ? Goodnight fool .", "@USER @USER if I said something unscientific you would have pointed it out , right Forest ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It wasnt suppose to lmao its called trolling - all the kids are raving about it 🤣", "context": ["A Colorado mother has been accused of plotting to kidnap her child , who had been removed from her custody , in a raid with the help of far-right QAnon conspiracy theorists , police say . ", "@USER #QAnon is real . Thats why POTUS made his tweets official notifications to Congress which in turn he retweets the Q accounts making it legit without officially acknowledging it .", "@USER @USER This makes no sense ... But that ’ s QAnon ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER And if that fails then they can take it to the European court of appeals . _", "context": ["The high court made a wrong decision in law , and the people and newspapers are entitled to slag off that court .", "@USER Then the \" news \" papers should detail why , in their expert opinion , they think the decision was wrong . Nothing like that was printed", "@USER The government have an appeal and it will detail the points of law , the newspapers and the people are right ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" I don't judge , but you are going to hell ! \"", "context": ["#ImNotGoingToChurchBecause the religious community in this country is the reason we have Donald Trump as POTUS .", "@USER what happened to freedom of religion ? You want gender equality but you can't even respect the founding principles of our country .", "@USER @USER The USA is not a Christian nation , it's a secular nation . We have freedom of religion and freedom to have no religion .", "@USER @USER yes but he is saying he looks down upon Christians \" because we got trump elected \" just like saying \" I hate fags \" ...", "@USER @USER if someone said that you know damn well you would be offended . So why do you do the same ? Do unto others ...", "@USER @USER I'm talking to the other guy , he's gay . Idk who u are", "@USER @USER I do not judge , but in the bible it clearly states \" all homosexuals will be struck down and denied from the kingdom .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I won ’ t complain . @USER are smart enough to remove it . It ’ s the sort of thing that wouldn ’ t go down well with members of the roster . I could explain why it ’ s offensive but it ’ s well beyond the scope of your understanding . Pansie 😂 said by a guy with a cat as a profile pic", "context": ["Oh boy . \" Lana loves BBC \" sign during the Lana / Bobby Lashley segment on #WWE #RAW 😂 😂 ", "@USER Good reason why signs should be banned completely . This will have to be digitally deleted now . Just like watching Attitude Era footage where homophobic signs were all over the place . Absolute tool who showed up with this .", "@USER @USER I ’ m pretty sure it ’ ll end up a blur in the background for future use as it is racist . WWE tend to distance themselves from racism .", "@USER @USER Do you agree that WWE will digitally remove this ? If so , why . As a white person I don ’ t think it ’ s my role to describe why this is racist . However Google is your friend . This IS a totally racist stereotype .", "@USER @USER No , but if they do remove it , it's cuz of panzies like urself always complaining about lil stuff ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER transaction : you have no argument against my point so resort to calling someone stupid .", "context": ["Adam Lallana opens up to Jamie Redknapp about the Klopp effect at Liverpool . See here : ", "@USER He nearly relegated a Dortmund team with world class players , imagine what will happen when he loses a team with less ability .", "@USER @USER they finished 7th in that season not in the relegation zone", "@USER @USER I will not converse with females in regards to a male sport .", "@USER @USER @USER the team started playing once they knew he was leaving . Started playing for the new manager .", "@USER @USER @USER that is actually a really stupid thing to say . I guess I should've expected it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Okay taa . But I don't check the TL of every person . You need to write or somethin … ", "context": ["Elated at Turnbull Govt #HumanRights legacy : boats stopped , no kids in detention & resettling ppl off Nauru & Manus #Outcomes #ProudLiberal", "@USER So am Iif it is implemented quickly and fairly . #proudliberallowercase", "@USER @USER Are you serious woman ! ? They've been kept in unsafe places for 3 + yrs Disgusted in ppl like u who vote for cruelty"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER but it's the demoncrat African-Americans losing jobs to illegal invaders", "context": [". @USER : \" [ @USER ] was probably one of the worst Labor Secretaries in the history of this country as it rel … ", "@USER @USER @USER The Left doesn't want jobs . They would have to give up daily protesting .", "@USER @USER @USER the righties are the ones who cry about losing jobs to Mexicans etc ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Okay . I was just having a little humor but thanks so much for correcting me . It really made my day .", "context": ["Blah blah blah . Just listen to this guy . He says NOTHING . it ’ s all blabber . ", "@USER I am very confused . How does President Trump undo something Obama did , when Obama never did anything ? Very confusing Johnny , very , very , very confusing . You make good ketchup though ", "@USER @USER He has nothing to do with making ketchup . His wife inherited 4 % from her late husband & sold it off ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I love that you , as a socialist are utilizing capitalism to promote your agenda .", "context": [". @USER tells @USER , \" No , I do not praise Fidel Castro \" : \" The Cuban economy is a disaster . \" … ", "@USER @USER @USER People refuse to see how many lives where destroyed because of Castro .", "@USER @USER @USER people refuse to see that the us government imposed a embargo on cuba", "@USER Of course the US embargo I personally believe was wrong & it hurt many people , but Castro was not the nicest person .", "@USER who told you that castro was not a nice person ? Did you know him personally ?", "@USER I think there is enough incidences to prove he was a cruel dictator . If you think otherwise enjoy the rest of your Sunday .", "@USER you have to seperate between facts an propaganda , western propaganda surely exists , dont fall for it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I do love the inability for the Spiked brigade to understand how people read the news _", "context": ["Sun Editor Slags Off His Own Fans : @USER backs student campus campaign THEN CALLS UNI SECOND RATE … ", "@USER The East London Science School is not a university ... wrong again . Gosh this is embarrassing .", "@USER You said I'm an undergraduate physicist there . I'm not . I don't work there / study there .", "@USER Your LinkedIn profile says you do . Happy to correct", "@USER Used to work there . It's a secondary school . Please stop embarrassing yourself / being an obsessive weirdo .", "@USER One blogpost is obsessive ? I see . Abuse noted . And still happy to correct"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And I ’ m sure he drove south to Monsey to attack the Zionist Hasids living there rather than drive a similar distance north to Kiryas Joel , thus sparing the anti-Zionist Satmars .", "context": ["NBC reporting that the attacker in the Monsey stabbing has a history of mental illness and that a search of his home found handwritten journals and an internet search history suggesting an antisemitic fixation informed by right-wing ideologies . ", "@USER Some will frame this as simply mental illness , but the mainstreaming of anti-semitism makes it easier for those with mental illness to be influenced by it . Same with Jeremy Christian ( the Portland train stabber ) and his white nationalist views .", "@USER @USER @USER Or maybe because Jewish communal leaders insist on conflating Zionism with Judaism these people see the two as one and the same"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was a joke cause all I see if stuff like this that says California racing has basically become on joke and won't last !", "context": ["I ’ m thinking about going up to @USER for opening day . Anyone else going to be there on Saturday ?", "@USER @USER From the sound of it and my timeline recently you might be the only one going ! LOL", "@USER @USER I ’ m not sure what you are referring to but I can assure you that it is going to be a fantastic time surrounded by great people . Just a matter if I can make the trip from San Diego for the day ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you wanna know who the bully is ? rick burgess ... using his platform to bash gay people", "context": ["If you make the choice to compromise Gods standard for anyone , then you don't truly love them or God", "@USER if sin is sin ... now tell us which children you have stoned to death for working on the Sabbath ? #parentingfailure #hackedxtianity", "@USER @USER love when people try to use that defence , kinda proves their biblical ignorance", "@USER @USER kinda like using the bible as a weapon to justify bigotry ? its defense , btw .", "@USER @USER Kinda like fighting hate and \" bigotry \" with hate and bigotry . You've done nothing but attack this man's belief , HJ", "@USER @USER keep inserting this vile bigotry in public / gvot and yes , we will fight it . otherwise , keep it at home or in church", "@USER I agree with fighting by stating your beliefs but not by attacking a person for his . That's hate . That's bigotry .", "@USER calling out a hateful bigot isn't hate and bigotry . nice try tho .", "@USER If you're against Christianity , use your twitter platform to say such . Your tweets come across as you being a bit of a bully ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh , this guy has been lurking around your US borders to get hold of US oil ? Encroaching on your land ? Frigates off California ? Wars with an excuse to put Iranian troups on American soil for oil ? No ? Give us more detail . When did these troupes invade USA ? #Mirrorlife", "context": ["General Qassem Soleimani has killed or badly wounded thousands of Americans over an extended period of time , and was plotting to kill many more ... but got caught ! He was directly and indirectly responsible for the death of millions of people , including the recent large number ...", "... of PROTESTERS killed in Iran itself . While Iran will never be able to properly admit it , Soleimani was both hated and feared within the country . They are not nearly as saddened as the leaders will let the outside world believe . He should have been taken out many years ago !", "@USER Many Presidents have had the opportunity to take out this monster and have declined . After 40 years of being victimized by Iranian thuggery , violence and terrorism we FINALLY have a President who had the courage to crush the cockroach Soleimani . Thank you Mr . President !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER Theory of Russians tilting the Election accepted as gospel by those who would do anything to change the Election result .", "context": ["Insanity . This isn't agitprop . These people are barking mad . ", "@USER Is @USER actually providing the platform for this @USER / moonbattery ?", "@USER Don't know if @USER is shooting this from his bunker or a @USER studio , but it's completely nuts"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "HILARIOUS : @USER was BELITTLING & slinging INSULTS , but blocked ME for speaking #Truth @USER @USER", "context": ["The KKK seems to think it matters who becomes President . Do you ? ", "@USER @USER tell that to @USER or . You work with them . If she loses , it's because of idiots like them .", "If she loses , it's b / c of herself She hasn't even taken a position RE #DAPL ffs @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Bullshit , and that's what losers say when they a … ", "Um , YOU just complained RE hrc losing ... Projection much ? HRC was a bad pick . @USER @USER @USER", "HRC does little to compel Progs to vote FOR her it's just AGAINST Trump Bad strategy @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Ok , for her , or against Trump . Both legit . You sanctimoni … ", "The ONLY way Progs will vote AGAINST Trump is if they think HRC is better ENOUGH . @USER @USER @USER", "If Progs like @USER / @USER don't think HRC = better ENOUGH , she won't EARN those VOTES #DemocracyLesson @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And then stands back saying nothing as they are attacked .", "context": ["disappointment ... and just plain old being wrong ... may be doubly painful due to the way dopamine works , my latest ", "Here's what happens : @USER publishes neurological justification for persecuting anti-Trumpkins on grounds of ' addictive tendencies '", "@USER @USER Crawl back into your cave . It's way too early for you to be wandering about unsupervised . 😣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for turning me on to ! Keep finding people who fight the Trump hate !", "context": ["No response to my letter from @USER yet , despite the story making Business Insider , Fortune , Vogue , Yahoo Fina … ", "@USER We hope that offering a vendor's products isn't misunderstood as us taking a political position ; we're not . We recognize ( 1/2 )", "@USER our customers can make choices about what they purchase based on personal views & we'll continue to give them options . ( 2/2 )", "@USER @USER what a gross response . Such a sad + transparent attempt at refusing accountability . I'll very happily shop elsewhere", "@USER @USER @USER Yayyy ! Still plenty of us REAL loyal clients !", "@USER @USER @USER Some of us align our decisions with ethics rather than corporate loyalty . To each their own !", "@USER @USER @USER I completely agree and respect ur decision to support a corrupt criminal . I , however , have standards ;)", "@USER @USER @USER I have standards and principles as well + the Trump family certainly isn't my definition of integrity", "@USER @USER @USER oh ... so the Clintons are ... hahaha you are really funny ... you guys really need to relax ..", "@USER @USER @USER Hillary pays taxes , pays the people she employs , hasn't been sued thousands of times , etc", "@USER @USER @USER Yeahhh I would reconsider putting your hand in the fire for her ... might want to start researching that ;)", "@USER @USER @USER I've done my research . Your attempted logic , poor punctuation , and strange emoticons won't change that", "@USER @USER @USER Lol , sorry at a soccer game ... based on all the BS you've said it does not sound like you've done any ! ;)", "@USER @USER @USER \" do your research , \" says the person who thinks all clothes are made in sweatshops", "@USER @USER @USER lol ... stay with your corrupt criminal , boycott Nordstrom and do what your kind does best ... distort words .", "@USER @USER @USER only if you promise to keep seeking attention from strangers and valuing opinions / feelings over facts !", "@USER @USER @USER deal ... I will come back specifically to you ... yayy I have a date on the 9th ;) muahhh"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ( he said , while reading twitter , instead of doing what he ought to be doing at this moment ... ) :)", "context": ["How flexibility superpowers productivity : 1 . Set your own schedule , oriented around your energy levels . Work when you're most focused , inspired . 2 . Enjoy restorative breaks when they're most needed . Feel like exercising at 2pm ? Go for it . Sunny at 10:30 ? Enjoy time outside !", "When I had a full-time job , I used these advantages to get a lot of work done on nights and weekends . Now , as an independent , I'm more focused and productive than ever . I design my days to best fit my energy levels , priorities , and preferences .", "@USER The other superpower that goes hand-in-hand with this is discipline . You can't really consider flexibility a net good if you lack the discipline to buckle down and work - either for others or to improve yourself - a good bit of the time ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER the of u saying that whn the impetus for my comment was sum consrvatve calling John Lewis a senator .", "context": ["\" If you see something that is not right , not fair , not just , you have a moral obligation to do something about it . \" … ", "@USER he's right . When a Senator says our duly elected Pres . Trump is not legitimate , we have a right to call him out for it .", "@USER @USER odds that most Trump supporters don't know the difference between a Senator and a Representative", "@USER @USER @USER I guarantee you more conservatives than liberals could name all the Supreme Court Justices ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER all bc ppl dont like traffic in their street and parking taken away", "context": ["How it can be done @USER when can we look forward to this in Tottenham ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Definitely need this in #Haringey . Could start with parts of #CS1 - Broadwater Rd ?", "@USER @USER @USER there was a consultation but shot down by residents of 1 road . 67 % pro though", "@USER @USER @USER Shouldn't be allowed to scupper plan like that . Wouldn't happen in #Camden ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How fascinating . Your life revolves around reporting people on Twitter . So much #LivingWithLove", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER And what does this have to do with the topic ? Roll 👀", "@USER @USER @USER Hey Gary ! Off topic . ! But did you see the 75 people who showed up today at Biden ’ s rally in Iowa . Wow ! Impressive ! ", "@USER @USER @USER You have a naked photo of Biden under your bed , don't you ?", "@USER @USER @USER Nope ! But I bet you have one of Obama .", "@USER @USER @USER You have a Biden diary and poster of him , huh ?", "@USER @USER @USER You're still creaming over your sugardaddy Biden . You name drop him & his rallies everyday .", "@USER @USER @USER Creepy Pedo Joe ain't out here groping Conservatives . He out there molesting Lib-Dem kids infront of youy eyes . Bet he gets up in the morning and days to himself , \" I'm going to grope children infront of their parents and they'll smile at me and thank me for it \" . ", "@USER @USER @USER Is Esta covering for pedophile Joe Biden again ", "@USER @USER @USER Nah , I ’ m bragging about successfully reporting a vomit pile of magaT scum ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So u r not only ignorant of basic econmcs , but also national history.Not uncommon of your ilk . Fortunately , u r minority", "context": ["Lol I wonder ? ! Enough PC BS . Not playin that game . White European , you know , the people who established & built thi … ", "@USER And how many of them died , building our national dream , a railroad from coast to coast ?", "@USER How many who ? ? Whatever you try to say doesnt change that our nation was 98 % white until the mass immigration policy started"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER pretending to care about women's rights when the other candidate had an accused rapist husband .", "context": ["Hollywood , spare us your hypocrisy on people with disabilities , says @USER via @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER So , because she ' an actress , she has to keep her opinions to herself ? What a pathetic approach .", "@USER @USER @USER it's called hypocrisy . That same woman gave a standing ovation to a child rapist ..", "@USER @USER @USER And we are ushering in a ( alleged ) \" rapist \" for president . Have you read into his cases ? smh", "@USER LOL which were ALL anonymous and dropped the second he won . Do some reading friend ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER They want to be paid for it , they can see the money they'll make to secure their independence 😂", "context": ["Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced they will ' step back ' as senior members of the royal family and become financially independent . What do you make of their decision ? Read more : ", "' It's very sad ' - Mary Berry reacts to the news that Harry and Meghan are stepping back from the Royal Family . Are you disappointed by their decision ? Or do you think it's the right move for them ? #Lorraine ", "' This could work ... ' - ＠ jenniebond 1 believes Prince Harry and Meghan Markle could successfully modernise how members of the monarchy work by controlling their own publicity on social media . Do you agree ? #Lorraine ", "@USER @USER I thought it was less publicity they wanted not more !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm so glad MY medical dr has been expertly counseled by her esteemed sports medicine counterpart on how to properly treat her patients with family history of aneurysm . #universalhealthcare #medicareforall #gtfoh", "context": ["Story time : 10yr ago , my mother spent 60days on life support following a ruptured aneurysm and had 2 subsequent brain surgeries to correct others . Her award winning , industry-leading surgeon at @USER recommended her biological relatives also be checked for aneurysm .", "My GP at the time had to fight insurance to get the imaging done . He succeeded only bc I have a superior oblique myokymia and he was able to convince my ins co of my need for MRI w / & w / o contrast . I was relieved to see no signs of aneurysm at the time .", "It's been 10 yrs . My new dr agrees it is time to be checked again . She has ordered a CT scan with & w / o contrast . Current ins has denied the test . Check out how a sports medicine dr who knows nothing about my history has determined I have no need of imaging . ( See attached pic ) "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awesome . It's definitely on my To Watch list , but it doesn't come out here until Boxing Day", "context": ["Just saw early screening of #Moana ! Off to get the soundtrack now to play over and over again until I drive my mum crazy", "@USER Ooh , what did you think of it ? I've heard it's really good . #Moana", "@USER It was great ! Do have my small criticisms with it , but otherwise it was beautiful . Thinking I might go see it again"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER aaaaand there it is . women aren't \" their own people \" until they can be exactly like men ", "context": ["of course J a m e s M a r t i n EssJay got a bunch of amateurs to talk about this issue ( they're all wrong btw ) ", "@USER LOL @USER people assuming a monolithic \" East \" w / o distinguishing , say , Byzantine from Chaldean rites . also , i … ", "@USER there's only 1 difference but imma gloss over it bcuz it proves a substantial difference between diakonos … ", "@USER Fr . Martin invited me because I'm not as educated as the rest of the panel so let me straddle the fence s … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER - because its not any better . The good guy changed the shooting into a shootout and ended it , but not before people died . Its still people being shot in a church - so no .", "context": ["A gunman opened fire during a church service Sunday morning in White Settlement , Texas , killing two people before two church members returned fire and killed him , authorities said . ", "@USER A mass shooting only lasts until a 2nd gun engages . Texas allows armed churches , America needs to follow their lead . Get some NRA certificate training and protect yourself and your family , perhaps others . Good for Texas in allowing firearms in churches , saved many many lives .", "@USER @USER cool , we could change the headlines from \" ... killed in a church shooting \" to \" ... killed in a church shootout \" much better -", "@USER @USER Better than the church massacre ? Kind of warped thinking . Like it or not a good guy with a gun stopped a massacre ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Well from that logic the world will never see a Christmas Clown then , politicians excluded 😬 Why is it that so many Greens voters choose to live in inner-city suburbs that have so little vegetation ?", "context": ["No wonder different cultures feel excluded & marginalised - they aren ’ t even allowed to share our celebrations . ", "@USER This is BS My wife works in childcare & has always promoted Christmas / end of year events There are some people that don't celebrate Christmas , including Christians If some part of the event ie Christmas carols offends anyone she makes it clear that they can go to another room", "@USER @USER Interesting that Jane Caro has been moved from The Gruen to the Sunrise panel & given the thoughtfulness of her comment here ( kids are more frightened of Santa than pirates ? ); a good move ! No surprise re the location ; it's the heart of treated pine & corflute ' Vote Green ' signs ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "\" As political and military tensions build , record number of Chinese will be traveling to the U . S . , \" ", "context": ["I am guessing Beijing's response will be : \" no can do , champ ! \" ", "Right , you snoop around by backyard and call that stealing , ", "“ It ’ s ours , it was clearly marked , we want it back , and we don ’ t want this to happen again , ” said Capt . Jeff Davis , ", "China's seizure of a US drone is likely a signal to Trump that it won't take his phone call with Taiwan lightly , ", "China and US ‘ need rules ’ for underwater drone clashes | South China Morning Post ", "Analysts say US-China relations will enter a period of uncertainty as the mercurial and unpredictable Trump is read … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes , @USER , hating people for their opinions does indeed make someone a bigot . #WhiteKnight @USER ", "context": ["I wish antifeminists would understand that sometimes people don't want to engage with them because their arguments aren't worth engaging .", "@USER I don't see myself as a better and more just person because I am a feminist . But I do see myself as a work in progress .", "@USER Yeah , but anti-feminists aren't ; and that's the problem . They're stunted , pathetic little misogynists with no social skills .", "Feminists , on the other hand , are so socially skilled we never resort to ad hominems or insults in lieu of an argum … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER says the man who's talking about city _ I'll be giving it miss tho you know got adult and parental responsibilities", "context": ["@USER Pep replaced oranges with a bit of Cha Cha at half time 😂 😂 😂", "@USER don't you like have a game in an hour ? Chop chop get a move on", "@USER Yes there certainly is a game Warren it's an 8.05 kick off , I know you'll be watching lad your obsessed like the rest of em"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER * grammar Are you a fan of the poor spelling tweets as well ?", "context": ["\" @USER : @USER @USER Trump is great , a woman with real character and class . \"", "@USER Dear @USER , I want to apologize for your mentions , & for our idiot Pres . who wants to run the US , but cant handle Twitter", "@USER are you serious your just mad cause he's making Twitter his #bitch n shitting on his haters go back to your safe space", "@USER love the Grammer tweets means you got em by the #codsack"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the and #positive is that kindness and compassion from others always seems to multiply in the face of hate .", "context": ["This thread highlighting the many things Misha haters have done to try ( and sometimes succeed ) to hurt and malign h … ", "@USER out of every fan-dom thing ™ we think this is the thing we'll never understand . ", "@USER being blinded by hatred is a terrible thing to see . Logic and compassion goes out the window ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER how does it deel when i ask you a question back _ - he ( nandy ) probably doesnt want to know you either ___ -", "context": ["I am actually an unpaid agent of all good causes . Fighting cruelty against animals is one such cause . ", "@USER Do u jst like to preach or u really follow the suit by being pure veggie urself ? ?", "@USER @USER how about you ashu - are you true to your principles ? Easy to pontificate about others", "@USER @USER u dnt kno me I dnt want 2 kno u . So why r u getting prsl ? I asked this fello a smple qs abt him being preachy"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You consider it unsafe but get on board anyway", "context": ["@USER absolutely love being squashed on a train with no seat and no space to move after a long day at work . ", "@USER Any reason why the Cardiff to Ebbw Vale train is so horrifically overcrowded every night ? #ArrivaTrainsFails", "@USER @USER Are you just copying and pasting this to every customer that makes a serious point ? Great service 👏 🏻 👏 🏻 👏", "@USER @USER No I'm not it is the reason why the are so many services with less carriages than normal ^ Jane", "@USER @USER @USER Arriva Trains are a total shambles . People should contact their AM and tell them not to renew the franchise", "@USER @USER @USER It's an absolute joke , thousands of people held at ransom to excuse after excuse , it's not even funny anymore .", "@USER @USER @USER There is little alternative travel wise and Arriva know it which is why they provide such a terrible service", "@USER @USER @USER 100 % agree , The number of people who can't get on the trains is awful . How packed they are must be unsafe !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah , that's what the establishment says , too . Welcome to the old boys ' club , chief .", "context": ["@USER @USER Why not hold him acctable now ? That's like saying , I don't mind my girl cheating on me now , but after the wedding ...", "@USER @USER we've had years of negative growth in biz , intervention now is necessary to reverse trends .", "@USER @USER Nonsense . Reagan didn't pick winners & losers & had the biggest turnaround in history . Don't defend cronyism .", "@USER @USER Reagan also tried passing an amnesty bill . Will you agree with trump if he does the same just cause Reagan did", "@USER @USER I bring up Reagan b / c of the success of his recovery . I don't consider amnesty a success . And , I don't cheerlead 4 men", "@USER @USER lol now you're just making insinuations because your typical far right ideals don't work in the real world", "@USER What insinuations ? Did Reagan's \" far right \" ideals work or not ?", "@USER you're insinuation was that I was cheerleading for a man", "@USER If you defend the Carrier deal , you either know squat about economics or you're simply cheerleading for Trump .", "@USER I know more about the economy than you do I'll guarantee it . You sound like a doomsday liberal man .", "@USER Ur exchange w / me betrays that fact , BADLY . Tell u what - keep cheerleading 4 ur clueless , orange dolt , & I'll keep him acctable .", "@USER haha so now you show yourself to be just another idealistic hater . Keep hoping your conservative fantasy land comes here", "@USER cry on , fellow american . If that's what you even are", "@USER serious question though , as a supposed \" real conservative \" how is it that you'd rather hillary Clinton won . Total oxymoron", "@USER Who said I wanted that ? I wanted Evan McMullin to win , but too many didn't vote the same way as me . Not my problem .", "@USER ok so you WANTED someone else . But that guy wasn't an option . The option was trump or hillary . And McMuffin is a fool too", "@USER LOL . You like the orange buffoon but call another candidate a fool . Seriously ?", "@USER You and him both represent the old guard of idealistic conservatives who's policies don't translate to the real world"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Just giving you in return , what you gave to me . I'm not racist , just prejudice against prejudice .", "context": ["Last I checked , Trump's transition team & appointments was the equivalent of a \" white's [ sic ] only \" casting call . ", "@USER then you'd be pretty damn ignorant . He asked Ben Carson but the doc said he didn't have enough exp . to run the Ed side .", "@USER Can't blame Ben Carson for not wanting to be the token ' black guy , ' of the white nationalist administration .", "@USER your hatred for white's is something you should look into . This is the best cabinet to be assembled in decades -", "@USER Just b / c I don't share your hatred of ethnic minorities , does not mean I am against white people .", "@USER oh sweetie - you clearly don't know me - don't pin me a racist because you are . Projecting is childish"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Precisely . Maybe if this marinates a while longer it ’ ll sink down to the bone . Then again ... #wisdom", "context": ["@USER It ’ s what happens when you don ’ t win the popular vote and then commit atrocious crimes .", "@USER @USER I get a kick out of the GOP reps repeatedly making a big deal about Trump getting 63 million votes . Hillary got 66 million .", "@USER @USER Oh no . Now there ’ s a story where Trump is owed a few more terms because of the harassment he ’ s apparently been receiving . And the right wing nuts are buying the incorrect information . 🤡 ", "@USER @USER @USER Two-term limit was an amendment it can be repealed and don't get it twisted", "@USER @USER @USER Of course ! But who in their right mind would repeal that ! Protecting your family is your number one responsibility", "@USER @USER @USER “ Civil rights before Gun Rights ” is a common sense principle .", "@USER @USER @USER And whose civil rights are being infringed upon in this America in this America even the idiots and the morons get a voice"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Project much . Lol ! Nice set up though . So McMullin ... not a liberal . Just drawing attention to bias .", "context": ["@USER So does that mean the lunatic liberals won't sit next to me on a plane ... ? ? ?", "@USER I'm gonna give that because no idea what your asking .", "@USER Oh that's right .. U only watch fake Clown News Network ... never mind ... I'll let U stay in Ur dungeon & sm … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Learn to roll your R ’ s and pronounce Spanish correctly ... then we can talk .", "context": ["I know some people finna be pressed by this 😭", "Any way follow me on the gram (: @USER jazzminecervantes", "Didn ’ t think this guy being so pressed would pop off on my twitter feed Lmao 😂 , but y ’ all could call it Buchanan ’ s or Buchanan ’ s with an accent or whatever idc this is funny .", "He ’ s really not wrong though it ’ s how you really pronounce it 😗 but people still gon call it whatever they want to call it ¯ \\ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The is this was supposedly first used by the Democrat Party back in 2004 _", "context": ["Marched into a freedom cage , I see another protest at trump tower but this is down the block #notmypresident … ", "@USER @USER Al these people do not respect democracy . What are they ? Savages ? @USER must say something about it .", "@USER @USER Don't worry , a Freedom Cage is a designated \" protest zone \" , surrounded by barbed wire and armed guards . 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hope you have a good day today . Carol Service ? Ours is this aft . I'm doing this morning . The Gift of joy _", "context": ["An interesting night in our house resulting in one broken toilet seat , one sore back and one son starting work at 4am . I say interesting ...", "@USER Yes thanks though having the occasional thought that another denomination might just encourage a more helpful approach to Advent !", "@USER Do you organise it yourself or have you inherited a programme ? Our band is manic . We always do toys as early as possible in Dec", "@USER We have no carolling programme thankfully . But the family ( present ) appeal dominates the month"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Do I have to declare every time I mention naked puts ?", "context": ["What do you think , buy some naked Jan calls today ?", "@USER I hear if you sell naked puts to pay for them , the net cost is zero with unlimited upside ! #Winning2020", "@USER I never sell naked puts . And I'm not ever going to do that . I'd rather do nothing .", "@USER @USER selling naked - the rookie way to go broke"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yes cuz clearly she is so right about everything & knows #SteveBannon real well #lmao #media", "context": ["Let's be real . Reince is going to make the trains run while Trump and Bannon brainstorm new conspiracy theories", "@USER let's be real here - a #NeverTrumper having #sourgrapes & who was wrong about almost everything this #electionCycle", "@USER @USER Or we can be real here : she's probably right ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And now your candidate sounds just like him .", "context": ["Poverty in America is a death sentence . Wealthy women live 12 years longer than lower income women .", "@USER @USER And you should stop being an insensitive prick , but I'm pretty sure we all know that's not going to happen .", "@USER @USER @USER and the cheapness involved in trolling or mocking such a subject . This man is blissful trash .", "@USER @USER @USER Sadly , that's the world we're going to have to live in with Trump . No compassion or decency .", "@USER @USER @USER You saw the majority vote results ? These ppl are truly a minority .", "@USER @USER @USER I know , but they act like they're the majority . They now feel entitled to display their hatred .", "@USER @USER @USER All they display is stupidity to those who haven't been converted . Battle it by exposing it .", "@USER @USER @USER Converted ? Converted to what ? I gotta hear this", "@USER @USER @USER have not met one yet that isn't religious , delusional , bigoted , & quite daft .", "@USER @USER @USER So glad your side lost & continues to lose . Your smugness did you in . Please keep it up", "@USER @USER @USER Actually the electoral college chose against the American ppl , is what did it in .", "@USER @USER @USER You don't know what the Electoral College is / does . Another Russian invention ?", "@USER @USER @USER so you actually believe after hearing Trump himself encourage Russian hacking that he", "@USER @USER @USER Why would the Russians neglect \" rigging \" the popular vote also ?", "@USER @USER Well , they're looking to investigate certain states that used electronic polling stations , aren't they ?", "@USER @USER Yes , machines purchased by George Soros . And most polling machines were offline . Can't be hacked", "@USER @USER I find it funny how u put rigging in quotes considering ur candidate proposed the idea in the first place ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER please god i hope that's true , because you guys are leading an assault on democracy", "context": ["The connection between voting for Trump and heroin addiction is still unclear : ", "@USER @USER what they took was irrelevant . They came together to save America", "@USER @USER @USER Do you really believe that ? Trump promised to take away their entitlements and raise taxes on poorest", "@USER @USER @USER you voted for him , so he is entitled to his constitutional right 2 the presidency", "@USER @USER @USER don't worry , Trump's guardian angel is watching over him ! Спасиб … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You know @USER was mocked for calling Russia our greatest threat in 2012 .", "context": ["@USER Note I didn't support Trump . But I really HATE collusion by oligarchies , and this smells like one . #hamiltonelectors", "@USER @USER Welcome to our representative democracy , where we elect representatives and they make the decisions !", "@USER @USER I didn't go to the state convention and most of the people who voted didn't , either . You have an oligarchy .", "@USER @USER Call it an oligarchy if that works for you . I'll call it a Constitutional republic . Labels are only labels .", "@USER @USER immature as Trump ever was . Any pick other than @USER plays into the establishment globalist system .", "@USER Then they should pick @USER . But Trump is a non-starter . Might literally end life on earth ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you're calling someone a snowflake while complaining about a tv show ... .", "context": ["White people saying this TV-show is \" racist \" towards them because it teaches them how not to be racist confuses me . … ", "@USER I don't need to be taught how not to be racist - I'm not racist", "@USER @USER Hey ! ! Good for you ! ! So there's no need to address this , since it's clearly not addressing you directly , right ?", "@USER @USER @USER it's directed at all white people 😂 quit making excuses . Just admit its a racist show snowflake"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER All those touting it's need to conform to 21st C are now talking about those rights .", "context": ["White Women of Privilege Marchers chanted \" Thank You Obama . \" Unfortunately , they couldn't come up with a way to finish that sentence .", "@USER @USER Been telling these people The Constitution was our best friend for 8 years . Guess they're … ", "@USER @USER he certainly tried . He did chip away at the edges and would have loved to gut it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No . No sense of satire . Lots of bitterness . I see why you hide , insult , sorta talk toughish .", "context": ["Tweet storm . I was on a plane a couple of days ago . A guy took off his jeans & lounged around in his boxers with hi … ", "@USER but yet ... he was not kicked off the plane .", "@USER @USER kick him off plane , boycott his company , take away his children , dox him on twitter , arrest him , kill him ARRRRGHH", "@USER @USER @USER said the woman fed up with entitlement ? Whaaa ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER 1 ) not woman 2 ) I see the entitlement as thinking u can take pics , post on Twitter and EXPECT outrage .", "@USER @USER @USER A ) female avatar and chosen name 2 ) that literally makes no sense . Ill take any reply offline .", "@USER @USER @USER Sense = A then 2 ? Not a fake avatar , moron . It's the British PM . Get out of your ' I danced with Madonna ' bubble"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER @USER that I reported 100 + bots only to be the one to be punished for it . The timing's dubious", "context": [". Looks like some #45 trolls reported me for some bs . My account has been restricted even tho I've done nothing to violate rules . Temporary", ". @USER Got a notification that my account was being restricted for some reason . But pretty it's retaliation for trump bot reporting", "@USER @USER I've gotten them too ! Check my TL , tell me if it's same . Only allows your followers to view for 12 hours ? #solidarity", ". @USER @USER Yes . that ! @USER explain ! what was the reason ? I reported 100 + trump OBVIOUS bots & now I'm in T / O ?", "@USER @USER @USER happened to me 3 times ! right after i commented on trumpster's acct . immediately after posting .", ". @USER @USER @USER Or 100 + bots I reported . Sure that will get Russian trump bots all heated up .", ". @USER @USER @USER Don't think I have . Especially never directed at said famous person if at all .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm sure I'll be next . I'm not as magnanimous as you ! 😜", ". @USER @USER @USER So looks like only my followers can see me under this restriction .", "@USER @USER @USER That's what I gather . Why aren't the tRUMP trolls being censored ? Twitter needs to fix this STAT !", ". @USER @USER @USER They worked the system probably created bait tweets to get people to RT and get blocked .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm gonna RT your tweet to see if others can see it that don't follow you as a test ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hazel , you're already a proven liar . Calling other people ignorant is beyond belief . @USER @USER", "context": ["SNP MP told me : \" It ’ s a little known fact but Scotland is England ’ s biggest export destination \" Little known because not true …", "@USER discussion was on EU and Europe - Scotland is rUK's single biggest export destination in Europe & also 2nd biggest in the world", "@USER @USER I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and conclude that you are ignorant of facts and not trying to mislead ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Then it would be more obvious ! 😉 Instead better to let the political editor of the BBC take the fall ! Makes perfect sense !", "context": ["A Labour leader can get 10 out of 10 for leading the party to its worst defeat in 80 years . Truly extraordinary ", "@USER cheated ? If you have evidence for it Mary please show it", "@USER If I had evidence , you wouldn't believe it . You are a journalist , you investigate why Laura K knew the contents of the postal votes , and why the percentage of postal votes was so much higher than in the previous one .", "@USER @USER So your theory is the Tories forced people to submit postal votes for them ? And if they were going to rig it why not go for a majority of 150 ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ d comment but your tweet is illogical", "context": ["Interesting . This morning husband chatted to electrician fixing bung ceiling fan in Nth Coast beach house we ’ ve rented for a week . He bought the whole fires so bad cos not-allowed-to-do-hazard-burning propaganda but had not a nice word to say about #ScottyfromMarketing", "@USER Seemingly intelligent people are easily taken in by RW conspiracy theories . They refuse to believe the LNP or CC are in part responsible for the severity of these fires . The tide is turning however .", "@USER @USER Your logic is ridiculous . So if Labor won like everyone thought ... .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and netas @USER run to corporate hospitals for their treatment ! _ _", "context": ["@USER I hope @USER puts brahmins under backward category ! Time to give back to the community ! 🙏 🙏 🙏", "@USER @USER He wants to take it forward - towards growth , why do u want to go backward", "@USER madam , jains ( cash cows ) were declared backward recently , why not brahmins ? ! It's time to get backward . @USER", "@USER @USER @USER got minority status for them just before the 2014 elections .", "@USER yeah , but why should upper caste kids suffer for the mistakes of their 17th century ancestors ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER 10 yrs resn was d orig plan . 69 over . No politician will hv d guts 2 withdraw . Instead will appease more ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER agree . Should have added a tag on my previous tweet", "context": ["Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : People of color need to rally vs . Trump , racism ", "@USER makes sense , because showing up to vote on Election Day wouldn't do any good . Smh", "@USER @USER The irony is that they did ... they just didn't show up and vote the way people like Kareem wanted them to ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER and DJT repeatedly harassing Obama was ... what ? Respecting his president ? .", "context": ["If the ban were announced with a one week notice , the \" bad \" would rush into our country during that week . A lot of bad \" dudes \" out there !", ". @USER Maybe you should be vetting all the \" bad dudes \" in the White House , starting with yourself .", "@USER @USER if you are American you should be supporting our president . But because of our beautiful constitution"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Someone from Alberta calling someone from Tennessee a hillbilly .. Pot , kettle , black .", "context": ["NYC's theatre community must be trembling as hillbillies in Tennessee threaten to #BoycottHamilton .", "@USER @USER Such a typical comment . Because you disagree with someone , they MUST be hillbillies .", "@USER @USER I'm literally talking about hillbillies in Tennessee . Doesn't have to be a bad word . Embrace it like \" redneck \" ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER Funnily enough , his alma mater has one of the best economics programs in the country .", "context": ["Bernie , how do you not see that slowing down business by the Obamacare restrictions hurts EVERYONE in the long run ? ! #CNNDebate", "In order for small business owners to provide health insurance , they would need to compensate & raise prices / cut wages . #CNNDebate", "Bernie , with good intentions , has no private sector experience . He hasn't owned a small business . He hasn't had to practice economics ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No I gott it I ’ m just in a mood & forgot the It ’ s all good", "context": ["Didn ’ t tell the Queen , his father , or his brother . Pretty damn disrespectful towards the monarchy . He is a tosser . ", "@USER @USER He's a good bloke with a low IQ that is now being led astray .", "@USER @USER Really , you must be a leftie Now Harry is Woke the left love him But they forget they hated him for this ▶ ️ What short memories they have , when it comes to their fellow travellers", "@USER @USER Nope - A classical liberal ( I think you may have missed the joke ) ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good guy with a gun could have stopped this !", "context": ["My thoughts are with all involved in the multi-vehicle accident near Williamsburg this morning . Grateful for the emergency crews , first responders , hospital staff , @USER , and @USER personnel who are working around the clock to keep people safe this holiday season .", "@USER @USER @USER Your thoughts should be with the law abiding gun owners in your state , Governor Coonman", "@USER @USER @USER Dude , some people suffered life threatening injuries , really with this crap ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I have dual citizenship . I can stay wherever I damn well please . Right now I choose to stay here and attempt to make things better . Btw , so much for your embracing Freedom of Speech .", "context": ["Iran's supreme leader , Ayatollah Ali Khamenei , wept openly at the funeral for Gen . Qassem Soleimani . His tears give insight into how the death of the commander killed in a U . S . strike is being felt personally by the supreme leader . ", "@USER Smarter than us in many ways . The country affords the majority of their citizens a better quality of life than we do here in the US .", "@USER @USER Bye . Have fun in Germany . Are you still here ? Go on . No one is stopping you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Brilliant analysis . Twitter appreciates your participation . Half of that is", "context": ["Right now some big right-wing accounts are saying I have blood on my hands because yesterday I expressed the apparently antisemitic take that the NYPD is sometimes bad , especially for POC . I ’ m not going to apologize to them for saying that . I feel sick about what ’ s happening now .", "All of these accounts support a party whose leader routinely makes antisemitic remarks and who had nice things to say about the Charlottesville marchers . How dare they say I ’ m an antisemite , and how dare they blood libel me .", "@USER Please stop repeating the Charlottesville Fine People Hoax . Do some research on that , please . The president specifically excluded the marching racists from his \" fine people \" category . That hoax is thoroughly debunked but that news doesn't penetrate the left bubble .", "@USER I'm deeply embarrassed I once enjoyed your comic strip", "@USER @USER You should be more embarrassed if you are still believing the BS #Charlottesville narrative when video CLEARLY shows the outrage was made up / manufactured ... ", "@USER @USER @USER If you show up somewhere and see a bunch of Nazis , and you stay and hang out on the same side as the Nazis , you're a Nazi ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER there are a lot of white people who , by their own standards should be deported . See , #juxtaposition can be fun .", "context": ["Native American activist , Russell Means , made this powerful statement about indigenous rights in 1989 : ", "@USER @USER there are many , many many of us who share blood and history with the Native Peoples of the Americas . Think about that .", "@USER @USER their numbers have not dwindled , he was only counting the originals who are aware of their tribal history .", "@USER @USER so speaking as part native actually born here , I say we get a say in who gets deported . I mean , it's only fair right ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ouch , that really hurts ... especially coming from you .", "context": ["Many Canadians are giddy at the prospect that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle could be moving to Canada , injecting some razzle dazzle to the sprawling , bone-chillingly cold country . ", "@USER We lost 63 Canadians this week in the fog of war caused by a reckless President . No one is giddy .", "@USER @USER Caused by a reckless president , indeed ! ! Obama , the traitor in chief , appeasing terrorists was incredibly reckless ... ! !", "@USER @USER @USER The thought of two people coming together , and the result is you — is reckless ! I think it ’ s fixed now !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER She looks like a well informed foreign policy expert !", "context": ["An activist at the anti-war protest in Los Angeles asks the crowd if they think the Soleimani strike Trump authorized was a war crime . The crowd cheers . He then asks if Trump should be impeached , removed from office , and jailed for the strike . The crowd cheers again . ", "Anti-war protesters are now marching in the street , blocking traffic . ", "Anti-war protesters are now chanting \" Hey , hey Donald J . How many kids did you kill today . \" "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER thinks that being gay is a “ deviation ” caused by eating chicken grown with hormones . ", "context": ["Here , 97 economists and statisticians point to a few facts about how the OAS helped deceive the public about Bolivia's election . Who in the US media will report these facts ? This isn't rocket science . In the Guardian : ", "@USER The coup was made by Evo Morales when he ignored Article 168 of the constitution and the 21F ( ebruary ) referendum . ", "@USER @USER @USER A partisan court . You must have loved Bush v Gore . #BoliviaLibre #un", "@USER @USER @USER We did not begin murdering Republicans over that decision .", "@USER @USER @USER Republicans were not going around killing people , burning homes , blowing up infrastructure with dynamite , or laying sieges on entire cities , were they ? #BoliviaNoHayGolpe", "@USER @USER @USER lmao yes they are They murdered a million people in Iraq alone !", "@USER @USER @USER How many lives have been destroyed by crack and powder cocaine made from the leaves Evo Morales had harvested ? He felt no responsibility at all ! ", "@USER @USER @USER I can't tell who is who in that video . One thing is for sure , if you were in Bolivia you would have to hide being LGBT now . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right . The information comes from real meteorologists but it's then loosely contextualized by people who call themselves \" journalists \" . Arguing against that being a clickbait , trash article is . It's shocking that it might get cold and snow in MN though .", "context": ["Winter storm watches have been issued in advance of a storm that will bring heavy snow , freezing rain and heavy rain to Minnesota . Details : ", "@USER @USER @USER An online \" information \" source with no real actual meteorologists . Click bait weather terrorism .", "@USER @USER @USER For those who can ’ t read or don ’ t read the article ( you ) , it is all info from the National Weather Service . I do believe the NWS employs actual meteorologists ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I was hoping it would be you , but hey , #AnyPortInAStorm ya know ?", "context": ["I wanna be a #Democrat ... I really do . I want to be able to make up statistics , run around with my hair on fire and change my opinion hourly based upon nothing more than my emotional state at that moment . It sounds very liberating , albeit frustrating . ", "@USER The fact that you don ’ t bring anything to dispute it is telling lol . Please study up on this . Good luck enabling gun violence .", "@USER @USER Since you blocked my friend , you probably didn't get the chance to see his reply . You're welcome 👍 ", "@USER @USER They get all pissy because the stats aren ’ t on their side , so , they make up hysterical hyperbole ... Then get pissy when people call out their bullchip .", "@USER @USER @USER Aww ! Bull chip ... Why , Merle ’ s so sweet , you just wanna lick him 🍦", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ d like to volunteer for this . I ’ m a huge fan of being licked ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER nice comeback there with facts and logic . Just like your candidate !", "context": ["Please hug your LGBT friends , your non-white friends , your female friends , your non-Christian friends . America just told us we don't matter .", "@USER @USER so voting trump automatically makes someone a bigot . That's incredibly close minded and hypocritical .", "@USER @USER @USER His running mate literally built a career of making LGBT people miserable . So yes . It does ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER oh you were serious ? _ . A Democrat blasting republications on fact check ? That's hilarious !", "context": ["@USER .. did Kaepernick reject u at UNLV hence such anger for a man ... im curious really ? Or did u give it up and didnt call u back", "@USER @USER she needs to fact check herself ... again .. she has no clue . If ur not biased .. lets be vo … ", "@USER @USER I'm not biased , I believe in right and wrong . Happens on both sides . What facts did she get wrong though ? 😕", "@USER @USER i invite her to spend a day in the real world .. if ur gonna call ppl out .. call everyone out", "@USER @USER what world are you assuming she lives in ? 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER sorry step back a bit a republican fact checking now there is a novelty .", "@USER @USER @USER can't tell if you are serious or not or maybe just don't know the parties 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER sorry u can't pick up on sarcasm . To be clear fact checking not done throughout campaign by Rep"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Any organisation equally lambasted by the Left for being Tory , and by the right for being Liberal-Marxist is OK by me . I quoted the Guardian because it was the publisher of the article . In all its establishment finery ...", "context": ["As this grim and dismaying year winds down , the story is , for me , the successful destruction of the Labour party by the BBC . 1", "We have the most right wing press in Europe : also the least trusted : 2", "The role of the BBC is , thus , critical . Operating in a sea of commercial press and broadcasters which are almost exclusively right or centre , BBC ’ s self-proclaimed ‘ impartiality ’ is the bulwark . 3", "The bulwark failed . BBC become just another right-wing voice , pumping out the same hate and bigotry as every other right-wing news outlet . 4", "BBC failed the UK . It allowed Corbyn and the left to be turned into an Aunt Sally , a punchbag for every angry stupid right-wing BBC jerk to have a go at . It became a monstrous bully . 5", "BBC ’ s role in the future looks uncertain . Johnson seems inclined to make threatening noises , presumably so BBC can claim the ‘ both sides criticise us so we must be doing something right ’ argument beloved of ignorant Tories . 6", "Like someone watching a car crash and saying , ‘ Yes I ’ ve got a bit of a sore knee as well , I need an ambulance too . ’ 7", "BBC News breached its Charter in every broadcast of the last 4 years . BBC news broke election purdah rules just about every day of the campaign . BBC became a lawless free-for-all , in which Corbyn-hating voices , no matter how compromised or cynical , were given uncritical space . 8", "BBC topical comedy became infected also : Labour antisemitism ‘ jokes ’ right across BBC ’ s comedy output . Doubly corrosive , because delivered by faces we love and trust ( or used to ) because they make us laugh . 9", "BBC has lost the left , probably for good . Anecdotally , leftsists are cancelling their DDs and switching it off , permanently . It ’ s hated in a way I ’ ve never seen before . 10", "Whether this matters to it or not is unclear : recent pronouncements about ‘ conspiracy theories ’ from DG Baron Hall and Huw Edwards are not encouraging : they have learned nothing , seemingly , and are in denial about what ’ s happened . 11", "BBC stumbles on , corrupt , stupid , bigoted and blind . The country needs it to be impartial for democracy to have any chance , and BBC abandoned its impartiality a long time ago . 12", "Until BBC is fixed , UK will continue to be broken , and the Labour party will continue to be crucified by it . Labour could have taken action : instead they aligned themselves with the bullies . If you don ’ t fight you get beaten , which is of course what happened on Dec 12 . 13", "We are in crisis . Labour is in crisis . The country is in crisis . BBC is in crisis . And the crisis will continue whilst BBC exists in its present form . We deserve and need better than this , and we ’ re not going to get it . We are a failed state , with a failed state broadcaster . 14", "@USER @USER @USER I do . It is a site where ideologies are contested on a massive scale but its content and management are not state-directed . See ' s excellent investigation into , some of it serialised ", "@USER @USER @USER Who appoints the the top jobs at the BBC ? Who controls the purse strings ? Why are you quoting the Guardian ? Wake up ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Meanwhile , we cried ourselves hoarse for a BM ( super hit across the board ) success party and got zilch . _", "context": ["Not surprised Rangoon's #BloodyHell is a disaster . My fav Vishal B songs are the less-known ones . #GulonMein #Bekaraan", "@USER But his big songs have been big hits too . Beedi was a freaking phenomenon . As was Jhin Min Jhini / Dhan Ta Daan / Oye Boy Charlie .", "@USER I just meant I haven't been a fan of his \" flagship \" songs . Always loved his slower \" hidden gem \" numbers more .", "@USER I was speaking to the first half of your statement :) His flagship numbers have never been disasters like this one !", "@USER True , true . This one is a misstep for sure but I couldn't care less just yet . Waiting for the full album .", "@USER @USER the team is happy with the response i think they had some party recently right ? virtual success party", "@USER @USER way too many success parties = movie is not doing well . #fact"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "#PostTruth pushers w / their overreaching hubris quickly bypass the available to humility's prudent grasp . #SelfRefuting #ccot", "context": ["#RZIM is the best . I will , however , correct the premise : The west--even #USA--has allowed a #COUNTERCultureWithoutTruth to prevail .", "#RZIM is speaking to the reality of a decades-long insurgency of post-modern relativism inflicting its #posttruth as if cultural truth .", "This counter cultural insurgency has co-opted our institutions . By media , Gov etc . it daily issues edicts against truth . #SelfRefuting #Next", "#RZIM can help you learn how to think & defend against counter cultural charlatans who co-opt language & liberty without faithful meaning ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So they say have the kid , then they complain about the cost of social programs .", "context": ["\" Making abortion illegal doesn't make women safer , not at all . \" - @USER #idpol", "@USER @USER not sure why they keep trying to make abortion illegal . Raising kids is hard .", "@USER @USER It's about control . If it was actually about life , would see measures to ensure quality of life after birth .", "@USER @USER Its like all these programs to help the mother while prego , all disappear once the kid is born .", "@USER @USER Not to mention , disapproval of any plan that helps prevent pregnancy . Don't like abortions ? Fund birth control !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you know you not liking his opinion also makes you a \" bigot \" . Look it up . _", "context": ["Without reservation I regret my tweets on Friday night , being offensive is not my nature and I'm Sorry . Posts have been deleted . #onpoli", "@USER I worry that your type are trying to get credit for your hate while tongue-in-cheek apologizing .. How many times will u slip ?", "@USER is unfit as an MPP . Bigotry is not a Canadian value . Clean up the bigotry in your party @USER @USER #onpoli"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , for the avoidance of doubt , my tweet was", "context": ["#JessPhillips suspended a member of staff for tweets the staff member made before J . P was even an M . P . & long before the rules ( IHRA ) definition were in place . How is that legal ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Suspended lady tweeted in 2014 that Israel murdered Palestinians . 550 dead children in Gaza 2014 . Are they legitimate targets Jess ? Human shields ? Whole families wiped out , is this not murder Jess ? #ICC4Israel ", "@USER @USER @USER It's a shame , but murder of innocents doesn't matter if its in the cause of Zionism and protecting the future of the racist endeavour .", "@USER @USER @USER They matter to me . And I bet they matter to the young lady whom Jess has thrown under the bus . #ICC4Israel"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes . Dream come true for any true Christian.Go Trump !", "context": ["Even if you're a trump supporter , could anyone say this with a straight face ? ", "@USER @USER @USER I couldn't even read it w / a straight face !", "Hillary hates half t / country so she lost . . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER He has new top aid u will love . Super Christian .", "@USER @USER @USER the one who said racist things ? And made anti Jew statements ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Really ? Your record is called \" Love for all in every way ? \" do u see the ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER oh , I guess I don't get the tweet about Jews and their different beliefs", "@USER @USER @USER I never said you couldn't but expect people w / different beliefs 2 clash . it's a test of faith", "@USER @USER @USER it's expected and that's why someone in public office shouldn't take ownbeliefs on tours", "@USER @USER @USER then you'd agree he's in no position to be tweeting that china should keep the found drone .", "@USER @USER @USER He can tweet any opinion , but he can't politically enforce it .", "@USER @USER @USER But he can't do Christmas tours etc when he is in office , right ? You said \" he's not in office \"", "@USER @USER @USER Once in office he should equally acknowledge all .", "@USER @USER @USER We wrote this song 4 a couple married this yr & plan a release 4 feb.https :/ / t.co/sQaBj80Mhc"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #science is based on repeated observations by peers no t central authority . #flatearth projecting its own behavior", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER more nonsense . Anyone can drive to Florida and witness a launch and re-entry live . Paranoid much ?", "@USER @USER @USER Did U ever watch a re-entry landing live ? If so , I'll watch that video . I don't want elon's fake video .", "@USER @USER @USER the 80 ' s called they want their search engine back . See who goes to nearly every launch", "@USER @USER @USER Rockets are launched up , they go horizontal , then down into the ocean . Every time .", "@USER @USER @USER No , they go horizontal and then around the curve of the earth . U lack 3d spacial understanding", "@USER @USER @USER That's the lie space agencies would like you to believe . You are a gullible one . Hahahaha", "@USER @USER @USER so NASA wants me 2 believe people go 2 Florida , which anyone is free 2 do . Please keep talking", "@USER @USER @USER Show me 1 launch video that goes from ground to space w / 1 single camera view . I'll watch that for sure .", "@USER @USER At 27:47 , switches cameras multiple times in seconds . - 27:56 images get all pixelated so it shows nothing . Gullible .", "@USER @USER there is no amount of evidence that can convince you . I challenge #flatearth to produce CGI this realistic .", "@USER @USER You've seen the film Gravity , right ? Or did you think that was real . lmao", "@USER @USER again I challenge #flatearth to produce CGI that is so realistic that scientist actually use it as data . Like #himawari 8", "@USER @USER give me NASA's budget and I'll show the real thing , not crap CGI Wakey wakey", "@USER @USER how do you suppose #flatearth would clone the data stream from #himawari 8 given an unlimited budget ?", "@USER @USER This data is not coming from a satellite in space . I don't know how else to explain it . Do your own research", "@USER @USER \" do your own research \" what beauty there is in this #flatearth meme . Garnished with irony 2 accentuate hints of #facepalm", "@USER @USER Seriously , you're ' Soundly ' asleep , I wouldn't know how to wake you up . Beyond caring bth", "@USER @USER #flatearth can not explain #himawari 8 . Photo every 10 minutes , plus other spectrum data . * Which matches ground reality *", "@USER @USER You believe anything they say so you can believe in the fantasy they easily sell you . U make it easy for their fraud ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER This photo can ONLY happen beyond the Arctic / Antarctica Circles on a GLOBE . #checkmate @USER", "context": ["Classic reaction of a #flatearth liar when asked a question he can't answer without stopping pretending his cult is … ", "@USER I'm happy knowing I tell the truth here . Being accused by globe liars doesn't phase me . #FlatEarth is winning for a reason .", "@USER For the reason that it makes more sense by observation , and knowing it was created for us by a loving God , not by random chance .", "@USER @USER Sure sure , yet it still cannot explain day & night consistently with observations .", "@USER @USER It's one of the most consistent observations there is . Sun moves far away ( sunset ) , then circles back around ( sunrise ) .", "@USER @USER how do you know it moves far away ?", "@USER @USER That's what it appears to do . When a plane flying away from you gets lower and disappears , it appears to \" set \" too .", "@USER @USER planes get smaller as they move away . The sun and moon do not", "@USER They're much larger to begin with . In some air / horizon conditions , they do appear to shrink . In others , there is a magnification .", "@USER no , they don't shrink . this is not consistent with your model . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah . She should be ashamed of herself . Doing all that good work is just to much . What is this world coming to ?", "context": ["Meghan Markle reveals details of secret meetings in Instagram post MM celebrates the 1st Anniversary of her Visit to the Grenfell Hub ! . Get ready people , looks like she's going to do this for every charity she visited , wish she would BORE OFF !", "@USER I am so f ^ cking tired of her ' secret ' this and that ! ! If it's a secret , don't freakin ' say ANYTHING ! ! It's outright ridiculous that this continues on . She has to go . #Megxit", "@USER @USER Sigh Meghan has to go 🙃 Helping those impacted by the Grenfell fires in a way that empowers them . Developing a clothing line to help those indeed of business attire 4 interviews . Bringing attention to UK charities , 3 successful tours representing the UK . It's all too much"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER simply answering a question . You will demand answers but dodge the simple ,", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Really ? Why do you exist ? Did Odin n … ", "@USER @USER @USER Me , reproduction . Now your on Odins needs ? stay on topic", "@USER @USER @USER Oh I am on topic . Reproduction is a … ", "@USER @USER @USER if you're bored , go learn how reproduction works , hint : 6th grade biology book", "@USER @USER @USER You just made my point . ' How reproduction works ' as opposed to … ", "@USER @USER @USER back to original point ... I know why Odin existed , why dont you ?", "@USER @USER @USER You do ? Go on then , illuminate my ignorance oh enlightened one .", "@USER @USER @USER one is physical , one is spiritual . once you understand that , you can eat breakfast", "@USER @USER @USER Spiritual ? That in the new age sense , or the supernatural one ?", "@USER @USER @USER let me call your next few post .. you're going to claim I have a \" imaginary friend \"", "@USER @USER @USER I get on with secular believers , perfectly fine . Have polite an … ", "@USER @USER @USER Ah you are trying to imply I decided in advance of her lying . N … ", "@USER @USER @USER no we moved off that .. we are delving into your issues now , so why so scared ?", "@USER @USER @USER We have ? Thanks for letting me know , I was confused there for a bit . Scared of what ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you're the science denier . Plus you supposedly don't believe but blindly believe in junk science evolution .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER arrogant beyond words . Bet you've never said sorry in your life . Sad", "@USER @USER @USER ... as opposed to atheists , who are well-known for NOT being smug and condescending . 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Stop believing in fairytales as if they're real & then maybe we won't be condescending .", "@USER @USER @USER ... says a dude who believes in spontaneous generation and Darwinism . 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER belief doesn't come into evolution . One accepts the evidence that is all", "@USER FOR A PROPOSITION OR IDEA TO BECOME A SCIENTIFIC THEORY REQUIRES MORE EVIDENCE THAN YOU COULD EVER RESEARCH SMART GUY", "@USER evolution is complate bunk smart guy . Keep trying", "@USER as I said . You're clearly way more knowledgeable than the overwhelming majority of specialists in the field . Sounds legit .", "@USER as I said the laughable consensus lie . Silly . Proves you have nothing", "@USER 99 % of the academy of sciences . the same number of the American equivalent . The foundation of all natural sciences . Go on ,", "@USER anyways , it's been fun . Enjoy your life . I've got better things to do with my time than try and educate the willfully ignorant", "@USER exactly . Your ignorance won't change . Enjoy your fairytale for grownups", "@USER are you a believer ? Or Christian or some other ?", "@USER ever wondered why only people who don't really accept evol . are theists . Almost like it's a dogmatic opposition not scientific", "@USER nice try but completely and utterly false . Do wonder why virtually everyone here defending evol is an atheist though .", "@USER evolution & disbelief is a correlation indeed , however theism & science denial are causal on nature . Big difference"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But wait , what council or Creed condemned the teaching of a false gospel as heresy ? You don't get to make this up as you go !", "context": ["( 1 ) Yesterday I was asked by some why I called James Cone a heretic . My friend ⁦ @USER ⁩ does an excellent job in this article in summarizing my concerns with direct quotations from Cone . I urge anyone to carefully consider them . ", "@USER @USER Neil , do you agree with @USER that the quotes on your list provide evidence of heresy ?", "@USER @USER Yes . Cone equates the essence of the gospel with the socio-political liberation of the black community . That is a false gospel ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER we weren't whining . We were demanding accountability & yet here we are . 0 progress .", "context": ["Dear Bernie Brats , if you didn't work to stop Donald Trump , then save your lectures and concerns about Hillary Clinton supporters !", "@USER the goal for everyone outside of his minions should have been to stop trump . If u didnt ? You welcomed him . Folks nd 2 own it .", "@USER @USER possibl but mainly bc those who voted for HRC wouldnt have thrown tantrums & risked Trump . … ", "@USER @USER no , they just threw a primary and ran the candidate that was going to lose . we tried to warn you all", "@USER @USER u didn't warn anything . U don't get to have a melt down bc ur candidate didn't win . It's childish . So all in all THX", "@USER @USER @USER right & then help the enemy by voting a 3rd party or writing his name in ? 👏 👏 good job ! !", "@USER @USER @USER despite the DNCs behavior , he overwhelmingly lost the south . He didn't reach out . Period .", "@USER @USER @USER Bernie lost cause of Bernie , period ! I'm sick to death of still hearing , she stole it , blah , blah , blah !", "@USER @USER @USER She stole it by receiving more votes than him - I have literally heard Bernie Bros argue this 💆 🏽", "@USER @USER @USER label and divide is why we lost . ur still doing it .", "@USER @USER @USER we don't sit here & stamp our feet and whine . We still fight bc THAT'S what u do .", "@USER @USER @USER that was EXACTLY what you all were doing when i stepped in . own it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m sure he is , he ’ s well known for reimbursing the costs of the Aga Khan island & India trips .", "context": ["And his son is going to a NATO leaders meeting why ? ", "@USER Trudeau ’ s going to the NATO meeting . His son is going to visit London . I hope the boy has the time of his life in London . What Dad wouldn ’ t do the same , given the chance ?", "@USER Billing taxpayers for a 2 - day vacation to London for his son that includes the additional costs for a nanny / handler and a minimum of 4 security staff is wrong in so many ways .", "@USER And you know for certain he ’ s not reimbursing the Crown for any additional costs ? Hell , you ’ ve got me defending the PM lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No . Because I ’ m a complete idiot who lacks the ability to think critically . But thanks for weighing in .", "context": ["RANT : Yet again , @USER is using some definition of “ schedule ” with which I am unfamiliar . I ’ m not asking for pinpoint accuracy , but sometime within 5 minutes of the allotted time seems reasonable , even on wintery streets .", "But to have to wait outside when it ’ s pushing - 30ºC for around 20 minutes ( because , like a good bus-rider , I make sure I ’ m at the stop a few minutes early ) is untenable ( or , it would be if I had literally any other option ) .", "I ’ m not even discussing the issue that I , at least , take transit to work and so have to be on-time and was very nearly late thanks to this morning ’ s shenanigans . I ’ m just concerned about the health risks of standing outside in Winnipeg in January ANY longer than necessary .", "And , to the drivers of Winnipeg Transit : I know you have a shitty job . I used to drive long-haul flatdeck , so I know from shitty jobs . But it ’ s still YOUR JOB to be ON TIME ( or a reasonable semblance thereof ) . I respect what you do , but if I approached my day job with the …", "… laissez-faire attitude that some of you guys approach yours , I ’ d be in my manager ’ s office PDQ having the phrase “ customer service ” explained to me in EXCRUCIATING detail .", "@USER Do you think road conditions and traffic had anything to do with the bus being late ? Perhaps a mechanical issue with the bus ? A train ? Medical emergency on the bus ? An accident ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER having a hard time with ur #warmonger president retiring this Friday ? #ObamasWar", "context": ["People are pouring into Washington in record numbers . Bikers for Trump are on their way . It will be a great Thursday , Friday and Saturday !", "@USER @USER What amazing is people never seemed to care about all the wars & death from Oba … ", "@USER @USER @USER get back to the basement in the Kremlin , comrade"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Bill , fact that you can't see the in the honesty / dishonesty between sci & rel sad", "context": ["You can see where the flood pushed @USER @USER @USER between north and south America . ", "@USER @USER @USER Genesis 7:11 How do you think the fountains of the deep were broken open Impact", "@USER They weren't . Quote something other than bible you wilfully ignorant drone . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER This general statement of awe proves Hebrew war … ", "@USER @USER @USER Evolution is change in allele frequency in populations over generations .", "@USER @USER @USER this doesn't address where the information in DNA comes from in the first place", "@USER @USER @USER The \" information \" in DNA comes from our plant / environment .", "@USER @USER @USER You need to start thinking Where did the first ray of light come from", "@USER @USER @USER Such a foolish question assumes arrogantly that YOU know . Pffft", ". @USER @USER @USER Why is the question foolish Your assumptions are incorrect .", "@USER @USER @USER The question is pointless except so u can insert god in the gap", "@USER @USER @USER He asked a fair question . Why not answer it ? Or don't you know the answer ?", "@USER @USER @USER It's a question without an answer at this point . To ask it is a sign of desperation .", "@USER @USER @USER So , you don't know the answer . Yet , you need to leave God out of the equation ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I get it . Donald Trump was the one against it . He said the loser won because he had less votes ...", "context": ["I ' sick of dems arguing voter suppression cost them the election . The suppression that counted was their couch & Netflix . They didn't vote .", "@USER And the over 800 polling stations that closed in minority areas in the South ... but ok , forget voter suppression .", "@USER @USER 135 million didn't vote , it wasn't because of polling stations it was b / c they are lazy or didn't like them", "@USER @USER \" minority voters are 6 times as likely as whites to wait longer than an hour to vote \" ", "@USER @USER varies per state and early voting . They are going to wait in cities longer when more people live closer", "@USER @USER get over it . Trump won . And I dont like Trump . 10 million more voted for Obama and more came out in 2012", "@USER @USER He still lost the popular vote ... When he thought Romney won the popular vote , this … ", "@USER @USER dude what don't you get ? Electoral votes is our system . Go change it . Until then its over ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER lol funny that you're talking about being lied to", "context": ["' Do you honestly believe that Hilary would be tougher on Putin than me ? ' YES . I DO BELIEVE THAT . #TrumpPressConference", "@USER Yep so tough she'd be willing to start a war and not give a damn who dies in it .", "@USER you'd rather they have their hands in your democratic process then ... no problem there ...", "@USER So yeah , I guess if you wanna be lead around and tricked into believing then cool , it is more comforting to be lied and led ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm not contending that him winning by the electoral college was illegal . It's that without the system , he would have lost .", "context": ["There's something deeply ironic about complaining of a \" rigged system \" when you lose the popular vote but still win the Presidency .", "@USER like a Gold nova playing for kills without strats complaining he is nova The strats 2 win an election is geared 4 electoral votes", "@USER Campaign strategy is not geared 2 winning a populous vote ( look at spending ) The goal is 2 win within the rules ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No crucifixion was generally reserved for those of Middle Eastern decent .", "context": ["What would it take to get Donald Trump impeached ? LBC ’ s @USER explains : ", "@USER @USER sorry but you guys are pushing and entertaining a dangerous Narrative , Please stop", "@USER @USER @USER also his not even a month in and you guys trying to crucify him ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Employers like immigrant workers w / families here the best . Means they intend to stay ... & gain the required experience .", "context": ["Not that the only undocumented people in the country are agricultural workers ... but that industry seems likely the most damaged by this .", "@USER Largest employer of undocumented workers in the USA is the construction industry , followed by agriculture and then hospitality .", "@USER ... construction has the most ? I had heard it was close ...", "@USER Yep . Absolutely . You can find the info in BLS stats online . I know this from mgmt . consulting gigs with construction firms .", "@USER ... there are many jobs in construction that don't require skills , but what about the ones that do ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER They guy calling for a religious ban is calling me a fascist ? __", "context": ["@USER have you no shame ? seriously ... I'm completely shocked at how low you can go . Canada is better than this . Do better .", "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely ! ! By alt-right bigots and racists . We must defeat them and preserve Canadian values .", "@USER @USER @USER yep , everyone who questions Islamic ideology is an alt righ racist . Don't forget white supremacists", "@USER @USER @USER Questioning is different than calling for a ban on religious freedom or supporting persecution", "@USER @USER @USER you leftists are just sjw waiting for a cause to jump on and you don't actually determine if it's right .", "@USER @USER @USER Typical altright . No fact or argument , straight to name calling and fear mongering ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Premiums , deductibles , out of pocket maximums ; all went up drastically . ACA is unaffordable .", "context": ["In conservative and progressive areas , people are asking Republicans : \" What are you going to do when you throw 20 million off health care ? \"", "@USER buddy I'm a 41 yrs old man I work 7 days a week and still can't afford that Bullshit Obama care", "@USER @USER You'll be able to afford Healthcare sans Obamacare even less .", "@USER @USER sick burn ? Have you looked at premium rate trends pre-ACA ? They were going up either way ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER especially funny since Trump was at that time named in two civil lawsuits for criminal acts .", "context": ["I have not heard any of the pundits or commentators discussing the fact that I spent FAR LESS MONEY on the win than Hillary on the loss !", "@USER your impeachment date will be like 4th of July , thanksgiving , and christmas all at once .", "@USER yeah , I think you have the wrong candidate . Check your email dude . She was the felon .", "@USER @USER You are so funny . Trump got you to believe that someone can be a Felon without ever being charged or found guilty ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER How ? In many ways the Blair governments did much more to support working mothers than any before . It was still not very impressive though . Did you have capital that prevented you getting benefits ? There ’ s something odd about a Tory saying benefits aren ’ t high enough .", "context": ["We can only invest in our great public services if we support the entrepreneurs , businesses and hardworking people who get up each day to build our strong economy . ", "@USER @USER Oh NO ! You ’ re smart and you believe this utter codswallop ?", "@USER @USER Having experienced life as a single WORKING mother with no support from the father , I was much better off under tories than Labour . Was punished for working . Could never vote Labour , though I didn't vote for Boris .", "@USER @USER So under Blair single mothers were financially punished for working ? God knows , I hold no brief for Blair but that ’ s what you ’ re saying ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER a fan or Andy Murrays tennis calling anything boring _", "context": ["He didn't get there by winning a match . He got there by winning a full year ... As he's winning at life ", "@USER @USER clearly some folks don't understand how the rankings work SMH", "@USER @USER @USER do you ? He didn't win a full year . WTF dropped 2 weeks early . He won 50 weeks though !", "@USER why ? A fact that doesn't support your guy is suddenly offensive after the facts that do are gospel ?", "@USER fang gets it , rules are rules . But he hasn't won a year yet . If he wins wtf then he will have", "@USER creative ! Enjoy the fangs reign ! It promises to be a relatively short one 😌", "@USER did you say something , I dropped off there ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you stay on topic ? that would be a 1st ! @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER and if that fails , they just change the dates a few million years", "@USER @USER which brings us full circle to the grand canyon , the age of which changes by millions of years by evos", "@USER @USER new EVIDENCE emerged so scientists ( not ' evos ' your #strawman ) so blow me , real #scientists accepted it", "@USER @USER not allowed to pick and choose which evidence you accept . You must accept it all .", "@USER @USER agreed ? If so , tell me what you've discovered about dinosaur soft tissue that was carbon dated .", "@USER @USER and it was dinosaur , not Bison as evolutionists lied because they * wouldn't accept certain data *", "@USER @USER this is a garbled ( deliberately ? ) version of #creationist claim CC371 ? ", "@USER @USER no , that's an old one , just referring to \" whether Schweitzer found legit soft tissue \" of a Dino .", "@USER are you sure you have a new claim and not an old #creationist croc that has already been debunked ? @USER", "@USER @USER not a claim . A study , with 5 evolutionist labs performing the tests .", "@USER @USER they weren't creationist labs . They are labs run by evolutionists . So u can't blame the lab", "@USER @USER sorry where are there labs run by ' evolutionists ' they only exist in your imagination #strawman", "@USER @USER there are many labs that perform carbon dating . If you don't find the study yourself , I'll find it . They used 5", "@USER but where are there any ' evolutionists ' let alone evolutionists who can fund their own labs @USER", "@USER @USER actually , anyone providing a sample must pay for it to be tested , so the labs aren't fully self funded .", "@USER @USER @USER Let's not forget that any radiocarbon dating of dinosaur tissue will produce an erroneous result .", "@USER @USER let's stay on the topic of the dino C14 dating . We can discuss radiometric dating assumptions another time ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER well I guess if holding signs up in the air instigates getting punch in the face , then you're right .", "context": ["Soooo , 5 days of violent , racist incidents since he was elected and Trump STILL won't denounce ? And this isn't a story ... why ? Media ?", "@USER You mean the liberals who are supposed to be protesting , ot the liberals who fabricated racist attacks ?", "@USER @USER You show me a video , and there are 3 in its place where a trump supporter is attacked .", "@USER @USER not playing your game . You just said the stories were made up . Which is it ?", "@USER @USER Didnt say it wasnt happening , Im saying there are a lot more libs either falsely accusing , … ", "@USER @USER A platform of hate breeds more hate . Brexit saw a rise in hate crimes & that's what we are seeing here .", "@USER @USER IIRC , Trump and supporters were generally docile . People were paid to start fights then , an … ", "@USER @USER Who paid Trump supporters to punch , rough handle minorities / Peaceful protestors at rallies ?", "@USER @USER There were no peaceful protesters attacked . They had to have done something to instigate ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think people think my fake fake news post is real", "context": ["Fact check : Trump said the media had constructed a feud between him and the intelligence community . That is false . … ", "Fact check : Sean Spicer said D . C . ’ s Metro had more riders Friday than it did for Obama ’ s 2013 inauguration . That is … ", "Fact check : Trump said the sky cleared soon after he began his inaugural address . That is false . … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , Miss Stone was a bloody awful teacher , probably dead herself now , she was 70 30 years ago #gangofchase", "context": ["#gangofchase can just imagine him teaching R . E . ' I wanna talk to you guys today about a little fella called God . '", "@USER @USER I used to go very easy on my RE teacher - I pretended I was dead during her lessons #gangofchase", "@USER @USER #gangofchase I've yet to have someone play dead ! Yeah , he'll be down with the posh boarder boys"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" which seems less interested In winning [ ... ] than in insulting and humiliating the rest of the Party . \"", "context": ["What's funny to me is it's true the Dem Party has serious issues - among them it's Left Flank actually which seems less interested / 1", "In winning control of the Party than in insulting and humiliating the rest of the Party . You win the Party by persuasion and political / 2", "action , primarily by winning primaries and general elections . In the case of DNC Chair , which is a nothing job , persuade Party officials / 3", "@USER It wasn't a nothing job when @USER was doing it .", "@USER @USER He benefitted from GOP blunders on Iraq / Social Security . Same dynamic'll play out in ' 18 no matter who's DNC Chair .", "@USER @USER If Dems only need some GOP blunders , shouldn't the House & Senate be blue right now ?", "@USER @USER Funny how little ppl understand politics . Psst White House", "@USER @USER No kidding . It's as if the left slept through 2005 . And I say this as a confirmed Deaniac ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER also notice @USER on 2 TVs in Spicer's office in that Breitbart video", "context": ["4 / This is not rocket science . Donald and Bannon are expert propagandists and dissemblers . They're building a network of validating sources .", "5 / They are in a race to do so - to have more leverage on reality . It's the only way they will survive the enormous scandals ahead .", "6 / From rampant conflicts of interest to the inevitability of more Russian revelations , they need to be ready to inject massive doubt .", "7 / The mistake we make is considering this in past terms . Trump and Bannon are not managing relationships with the media .", "8/ They are ( and have been ) engaged in information warfare . We need to make this distinction , and understand the difference .", "9 / They used tactics designed for military application in the campaign , and now they will use them in government . We are the target .", "Related by @USER : Trump's media strategy is a trap , and we're all taking the bait via @USER ", "So @USER imagines this future as well in his parable on how Trump may succeed establishing an autocracy . … ", "Related : Now the administration is specifically trying to discredit CNN … ", "Related : Infowars will install birther Jerome Corsi as White House correspondent … ", "Related via @USER : Reuters chief instructs journos covering US of new dangers , compares to Russia , Zimbabwe ", "Update : This a . m . Trump called @USER ' fake news ' yet again . He's tweeted the phrase 14 times since the election . ", "Donald has referred to a media company or personality as \" failing \" 100 times . \" Fake News \" 15x . \" Dishonest \" 29x . Lie … ", "InfoWars backs Donald's claim that many terror attacks go unreported - the Trump-Bannon Verification Network at work ", "Donald tweets out a Federalist article about \" fake news \" ", "Donald tweets a poll that suggests his administration is more trusted than the news media ", "See points 5 and 6 in this thread as Russia news breaks "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Says the woman whose twitter is decidedly pro-cat and anti-human . In short , you resemble her remarks and are attacking her .", "context": ["She thinks calling someone \" childless \" is an insult . Go back to hell , demon spawn . @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER No , haters , just no . She's pointing out that childless people have diff priorities than ppl w families .", "@USER @USER @USER She is being condescending.She is not pointing anything out.Just being her nasty self", "@USER @USER @USER What'd she say here that's condescending ? She described u & ur ilk perfectly . That's why ur mad .", "@USER @USER @USER You are obviously of the same nasty , condescending , soulless ilk she is .", "@USER @USER @USER Accurately describing a group of ppl is nasty & condescending ? Only if you r disappointed with ur life choices .", "@USER @USER @USER you and your dumb mug acata can go away now . No one cares . Buh bye .", "@USER @USER @USER Again , if her observation was incorrect , you wouldn't be pissed . When ur taking flak , u know ur over the target !", "@USER @USER @USER It isn't accurate it's condescending . I'm not pissed or taking flak from anyone who matters ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER worse , it was posted over 4 hours ago and is STILL UNCORRECTED ! btw it's BLACK HISTORY MONTH #Incompetence @USER", "context": ["Education must not simply teach work - it must teach life . – W . E . B . DeBois ", ". @USER * W . E . B . Du Bois All good . Not like this is the official Twitter for the US Department of Education . 😒", "@USER If other people didn't tweet about it would you have even seen it ? I'm assuming at least 50 % of people don't know anything about WEB", "@USER It hit my radar due to others tweeting , and I hope more than 50 % do . What does that have to do with USDE messing this up ?", "@USER I guess my gripe is I don't think spelling mistakes on social media are that big of a deal . It is ironic coming from USDE tho", "@USER @USER This is telling kids & our entire country it's OK to misspell names , get facts wrong . And of a historic figure !", "@USER Had nothing to do with facts . Was simply a misspelling", "@USER Here's the thing : whoever took that quote , had to see the attribution as well . So , no it's not simply misspelled @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "We as @USER r enabling a more diverse choice - sad some can't accept this @USER @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER no it's not - we need #neurodivergent organisations run by neurodivergent people such as @USER will be", "@USER @USER @USER hey , i work at shape & am neurodivergent ; am interested in hearing ur expanded thoughts / reasoning !", "@USER @USER @USER asking for reasons of wanting to progress & improve shape - assimilation & conformity is def not our goal", ". @USER is championing a new #neurodivergence arts movement as a #NDivrg run arts organisation @USER @USER", "Yes we believe that recognition & parity in the arts should be led by a #NDivrg organisation @USER @USER @USER", "We would work with other people : organisations who recognise & support us & our aims / manifesto @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER This is great but how do folks get involved ? I feel so stupid that I can't figure this out", "@USER @USER @USER this is the bit that confuses me too ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I know it does for me ! ! The more you ask , the less annoyed I'm about to be with you and will throw my money your way .", "context": ["Why do candidates think \" end-of-quarter fundraising deadline \" appeals are persuasive ? Their freaking deadlines . Not ours . Tone deaf , no understanding of audience . Is this what they're paying their consultants big $ $ for ? Psst . Dem candidates , get over yr bad selves .", "@USER @USER I don ’ t know anyone that fundraises that doesn ’ t use “ end of quarter ” or “ year ” “ deadlines ” to encourage donations . This isn ’ t exclusively a “ Dem ” narrative problem . But I do agree it never encourages me to donate , whatever the org or person asking .", "@USER @USER An organization whose mission I support sent me over 15 solicitations yesterday . 15 ! I wonder if that works on anyone ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Maggie Painter's ( Coach Painter's Daughter ) Tweet : I hope Gary Harris gets hit by a train . #BTFU", "context": ["You do realize you're whining about another fan base while calling them whiners . Think about that for a sec . ", "@USER and conveniently leaving out that Purdue fans trashed the hell out of Gary Harris and Branden Dawson", "@USER @USER didn't painter's own daughter tweet out something like \" I hope Dawson gets hit by a truck \" ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yep , you're right , that's a perfect reason to elect another \" willy \" into office #lovetrumps #imstillwithher #notokay", "context": ["@USER if they're beliefs are hateful and hurting , would you want to feel unsafe at work ... ? Just a thought", "@USER do you work at grubhub ? Unless you do please don't say anything about the workplace", "@USER bc if there was it would've been told . Wake up", "@USER yeah we saw what Hillary did to Willy's victims"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah , she and I don't speak because of what he did and she started messaging my ex husband when I was divorcing him . She believed my ex over me . Five years later he sent me her messages . BUT IM THE ONE IN THE WRONG AND LYING ! ! ! #eyerolling", "context": ["So I guess some people think that if they send some toilet bowl cleaner , paper towels , beans , potato chips , and toilet paper to their mother with pneumonia it should make up for not seeing her in 5 + years while they have been taking cruises and vacations , etc .", "@USER Hell no U only have 1 mother I wish my mother was still with us", "@USER Well now she calls twice a week , but look at some of my hashtags and you'll see her priorities .", "@USER She's a government employee at it's finest . Got to love the #ATL and #lakelanier"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Notice his reference about illiteracy ? ! I'm guessing he doesn't proofread ! __", "context": ["One difference between Trump and Trudeau ? Trump listening to the people who elected him , Trudeau doing what HE wants to do ! #immigrationban", "@USER erm ... things is , a vast majority of Canadians are open to immigration , so Trudeau do listen to us #justsaying", "@USER good I hope you get what you asked for ! Millions of refugees who will be on the government dole ! Less for Canadian citizens !", "@USER you are misinformed ... immigration is great economically and socially for Canada . ", "@USER @USER @USER what if they demand Shari law . Then what . Cry in a corner . Bye Bye Nancy they are trying it in the USA", "@USER @USER @USER Then we will forbid it . Some may try . But remember most of muslims ran away from extremists ...", "@USER @USER @USER Erm .. are you aware of #M103 ? You won't be able to forbid it if we don't even have free speech", "@USER @USER @USER sorry I live in Canada we do have free speech :) we are open but not stupid . No sharia", "@USER @USER @USER see , it is easy to turn our back to those in need , out of fear . Open but strong values", "@USER @USER @USER and most Muslims coming here ran away from extremism ... they respect our values", "@USER @USER @USER the difficulty is to filter out extremists . I can't reject millions because of a few", "@USER @USER @USER Did you even go & research #M103 just now ? Trudeau's trying 2 take away free speech right now .", "@USER @USER @USER you've got to be illiterate and / or retarded to actually believe that"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yea having a former Marine would have been terrible !", "context": ["Runoff Election Update With 145 out of 385 voting centers reporting Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner - 85,287 - 56.93 % Tony Buzbee - 64,526 - 43.07 % #khou #HTownRush", "@USER Thank God . A Trumper as Houston ’ s mayor would make me vomit", "@USER @USER Yea since Turner is doing such a great job for Houston . Ask the HPD and HFD how well Turner is doing .", "@USER @USER Even if you were right it ’ s better than having a Trump fan as mayor"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER They pay every dime as required by law . Else they go to jail . Unless they are protected by the same govt you think will save you .", "context": ["If Republicans were willing to scrutinize billionaires * half * as much as they scrutinize people on food stamps , this country would be a much better place .", "@USER Yea . Scrutinize the hell out of all those that hire many people , create jobs , pay taxes , build buildings , and keep the country going . Good thinking ... ugh .", "@USER @USER but they don ’ t pay taxes , that ’ s the point ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER says the man who told feminists to shut up !", "context": ["Dear Men's Rights advocates , Are you serious about men's issues ? Talk about them without laying into feminists . Not helpful . #justsaying", "@USER Can you tell the feminists to do the same then please ? \" MRA's are misogynistic rape apologists \"", "@USER I'm trying to get people M / F to come together & discuss but it is not helpful to call names.The feminists I know wouldn't dream >", "@USER > > of calling names but are wary of MRA's . If you really want to see change , stop the fem bashing & meet with non men bashing fems >", "@USER > > because this going around in circles shaming and namecalling and outing and baiting isn't actually achieving ANYTHING ! ! !", "@USER @USER Can you say that to the feminists who are constantly trying to block @USER ' s \" The Red Pill \" ?", "@USER @USER @USER The short , and only intelligent answer is : Yes , feminists do not control speech ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Are you sure ? Because apparently Meat Loaf has transformed himself into a sex god , thus whatever he is doing is the Best Diet ™ ️ Also the cover * must * have well-defined abs to be credible .", "context": ["How to lose weight by Mr Meat Loaf ", "\" These days , his weight is a considerably lower 195 , and he shared the secret to his 70 - pound weight loss . “ I will tell you how to lose weight . Look at the fat and the sugar content . Don ’ t worry about the calories , ” he explained . \"", "@USER Now I am waiting for the Meat Loaf diet book with nothing over 5 g fat and 3 g sugar . Lots of extra lean meatloaf recipes with no ketchup topping . 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER That s great ! I m always public . This ll be the first treatment I ve had since injured last Xmas in hospital . Lol", "context": ["I give up ! Taking an endone cause head to bad 😖 x #ChronicPain #migraine #killmenow", "@USER My head used to give me migraines to get endone . Then I quit . Minimal migraines now :)", "@USER I try not to take it often but sometimes it's that bad I need to 😖 x", "@USER I went cold turkey for 6 months . No opiates at all . Brain reset , haven ’ t needed endone since . Was pure hell tho :/", "@USER I'm praying the nerve injections / burning will work on the 18th ! x", "@USER Hope so ! I ’ m getting steroid needles in my spine soon . Should be fun :/", "@USER hmmmm I'm gonna be asleep with mine when do u get them done ?", "@USER That ’ ll be good . I ’ m on a public waiting list , so maybe March / April ?", "@USER I went private as public list too long but dr bulk billed me as work with her at the hospital 👍 🏻"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Your Twitter name is \" hate and discontent \" & you're \" crying \" about libs reacting badly .", "context": ["@USER @USER Yes , the ability to insult folks is important for the @USER . Diplomacy ? Not so much , apparently .", "@USER @USER @USER Insults about inappropriate reactions from a Twitter user named \" hate and discontent . \" Cute .", "@USER @USER @USER eh ? That is all libs are doing so you must be confused"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER wasn't my point - it's the POTUS's ( ) . ) I bet my life that no unequivocal evidence of 3M fraud votes exists . What brouhaha", "context": ["🚨 VOTER FRAUD #wednesdaywisdom WATCH Obama tell illegals they can vote . Sorry @USER but he did ! #voterfraud #voterID ", "@USER @USER @USER is so corrupt - that host literally trying to mock them while trying to \" alter the … ", "@USER @USER @USER Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence . People are often swayed by what feel to be true", "@USER @USER @USER Claiming that there is voter fraud is most definitely not an extraordinary claim .", "@USER @USER @USER Millions ? And enough to sway the popular vote ? That's the embodiment of extraordinary", "@USER @USER @USER Don't get hung up on popular vote . Neither Hillary , nor DJT , … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If they take it seriously , the satire & are self-fulfilling , an ourobouros of shame .", "context": ["Some good ideas but why are many of these tribes described for men only ? Women dont drive supercars ? Or are their s … ", "@USER Because women are too smart to join fake tribes ?", "@USER @USER Or they ’ re smart enough to know they ’ re fake and join anyway because CATS", "@USER @USER The Cannonball Run tribe had me convinced it was serious .", "@USER @USER Honestly think you should have considered not making these actual tribes . Photoshop for the satire would still work", "@USER @USER but if someone comes across \" Just men and their supercars \" searching on DriveTribe , how will they know it's satire ?", "@USER @USER There was a way to do this right and it wasn't making \" Grab Them By The Jag \" a real tribe", "@USER @USER Did you ever read SPY or The Lampoon ?", "@USER @USER That's not the same . Out of context people wont understand that they are alienating , say , women who drive supercars", "@USER @USER Let me ask my female supercar owning friends if they're offended and get back to you .", "@USER @USER what about the female supercar owners you don't know ? Or the female DriveTibe users in general ?", "@USER @USER Thankfully , they have you to protect them , and satire in general .", "@USER @USER I wouldn't take issue if these weren't real ! But someone who finds these beyond your article wont get the joke !", "@USER @USER Justin is right that Photoshop would have been a better choice , because people could take it seriously ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Unless you actually put a post of 50 % in .", "context": [". @USER @USER @USER Nobody here proposes a pure democracy . We need representatives .", ". @USER @USER @USER Our 1st past post , winner takes all way virtually ensures 2 parties .", "@USER @USER @USER If post was 50 % then few elections would be valid .", "@USER @USER @USER b / c well established theory is always right ...", "@USER @USER @USER Until it isn't . Incorrect cliches are a problem , no ?", ". @USER @USER @USER Every country like ours has this feature , Tim .", ". @USER @USER @USER Exceptions are minor . 2 Party rule is near certain ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER just saying this is the kind of thing that pushes people into doing extreme things for their country .", "context": ["Trump announces massive detention centers near the border & the people who flipped out over supposed FEMA camps cheer wildly .", "@USER we are also getting ready to kick out all the junkies US veterans and US criminals who come to live in Mexico w shitty pensions", "@USER @USER I wouldn't be surprised if Some disillusioned Mexicans did a terror attack in retaliation.Im not condoning it , Im .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER From what I saw on #CBLive he embodies the need for stricter regulations on who we let in to the country .", "context": ["Nick Pell , a migrant who hates migrants . Sound . By his own logic , shouldn't be deport himself to the U . S . ? #CBLive", "@USER I didn't read his article , nor do I give a flying shite about him . The irony of it is pretty funny though .", "@USER yep . I do though given events in Roscommon & the ' hardman ' stuff he put up about refugees coming to Wicklow . #Wanker", "@USER Again , I didn't read it . I would have , but I was busy dancing with my 2 year old to sixties classics . I feel better off .", "@USER WAY , WAY , WAY better use of your time !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Just spotted a “ stop the property tax surtax ” on a McMansion behind a gated fence", "context": [". @USER will be relieved to learn the plane carrying 80 % of the School ’ s faculty and researchers has landed safely in Vancouver .", "Playing on the wild side , we ’ ve somehow split into cars where one has all the faculty that teach next semester and the other that are not 😬", "We are confused by our surroundings . What is that colour ? "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER LOL ' so negative ' Change frm what ? 3000000 0 newly created jobs ? Record period of economic growth ? ", "context": ["when you did this to see how far the joke would go and now you have to deal with real world issues and codes you've … ", "@USER @USER He was a serious candidate and will be a serious president 4 ordinary people not for Globalist who dont care about us .", "@USER @USER Yea good luck with that . Do let us know how those economic policies of his work out for you ' ordinary ' folk", "@USER @USER well do cranky . We could do with some spirit , everyone so negative these days . We really needed a change . Thanks Trump"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Uh , no its a fact . It's actually the U . S . media that continues to cater to people who believes otherwise", "context": ["Gotta be a troll . No educated person would say this ", "@USER actually you were the one who retweeted my comment . who is the troll ? i know its the liberal double standard you hold .", "@USER @USER He's a conservative . He just deals in , you know , facts .", "@USER @USER facts ? facts there were told to you by another human being ? he's been indoctrinated . sorry to break it to u", "@USER @USER Yes , 99 % of the world's scientists are indoctrinating us to bring manufacturing jobs to China . Ok .", "@USER @USER and fyi - climate change caused by humans is a theory - and thats official . choose the red pill ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks much ! And I knew you meant no such thing . As I said to a friend recently , \" I do self-deprecation like a boss . \"", "context": ["Non-mobile link for the 8 of us who use Twitter somewhere other than our phones . :) ", "@USER Thank you ! Like a true millennial , I didn't even realize that was a mobile link :) .", "@USER Wait ! Did you just imply I'm old ? J / K - - I know I am . Big 5-0 on Saturday .", "@USER haha ! ! definitely didn't mean to . meant to pick on myself :) . happy birthday !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Says the person posting memes that Democrats are communists who want to burn the constitution ... defined . Go run away Trumpkin ... go make some more out of context memes and delude yourself . I will pray for you , God Bless .", "context": ["Anyone listening to Vindman stammer through this seemingly trying to remember the Catch Phrases he was well coached on should get that . He ’ s a low level partisan bureaucrat and nothing more . ", "@USER @USER Bragging about how crooked the system is , showing us just how bad it is and how every democrat needs to be replaced before any real justice will take place ? Okay ... We get it .", "@USER @USER Funny , turns out you assume Democrats are crooks but it is the Trump Republicans that have actual evidence and convictions to prove they are crooks . But hey keep believing what you want and ignoring reality , there are medications for that", "@USER @USER Awwww shifting topics from corruption that you could not substantiate to propaganda ... how pathetic ", "@USER @USER propaganda is the lefts professional playlist made legal by Obama ... ", "@USER @USER So you blame Obama for the bill the GOP controlled House and GOP controlled Senate passed as part of the 2012 budget fight that gave us the sequester and the shutdown fight ? Got it . Makes total sense 😳 😳 😳", "@USER @USER So you lie too then ... GOP only had the House , not Senate ... not worth my time ...", "@USER @USER LOL ... not worth my time doesn ’ t mean I ’ m running anywhere , it means you are unworthy as it ’ s clear you have no issues with lying ! Not surprised lefty liars usually don ’ t !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So now we're talking about how we should have imposed a ban 50 years ago ? I sincerely hope you have an iphone .", "context": ["My thoughts on the 9th Circuit Ruling . Why doesn't the 9th Circuit Court just stand up and shout : \" Death to America … ", "@USER The Orlando shooter was born in New York . How would the ban have prevented that tragedy ?", "@USER Where did his father come from ? Did his father support the Taliban ? Google it . You'll have your answer . - VJ"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yea same thing happened to me when I was in France . Walked into a bar and they all started speaking French , the bastards .", "context": ["Just a quick question : If I got these made into small stickers to put around the place , who would buy some ? #IndyWales #Annibyniaeth ", "@USER Just the thing to encourage visitors to stay away you prat .", "@USER @USER Enter a pub in N , Wales and they immediately start speaking Welsh nothing like feeling welcome , and that's nothing like feeling welcome , you reap what you sow ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Raised as a catholic and went to catholic school . Was made to go to church my whole life , had the bible read to me at school , was confirmed at age 13 ... I have no idea Shut up Jenny .", "context": ["BREAKING : The Supreme Court has allowed Kentucky's ultrasound requirement law to go into effect ! When women have the chance to see the humanity of their child & hear their heartbeat , many reject the violence of abortion . This is a great win for Kentucky & our nation .", "@USER Beautiful , on this solemnity of the Immaculate Conception !", "@USER @USER Prolifers want to legislate womens bodies .. Prolifers believe in immaculate conception .. That makes ALL the sense ! ! ! 🤪", "@USER @USER @USER Choice 4women I can almost guarantee you don ’ t even know what the Immaculate Conception is . And yet you mock this belief ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I love that the guy who played Dillon is giving advice about being honest and growing up . #karma", "context": ["So my kids have decided I'm done writing for the day . I'm going to try out Riverdale .", "Of course the construction guy decides he's going to be a musician and all of a sudden he's perfect at it . And nary a lesson .", "The swimmy non-diagetic music gives the show a mysterious feel which nicely covers the obvious character tropes"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER unlike UKIP MEPS who went with PR votes", "context": ["@USER My dear old thing you appear to have forgotten that Ulster voted to REMAIN", "@USER You seem to have forgotten the UK voted to LEAVE . Move along ...", "@USER @USER and you have forgotten that it was an advisory vote numpty ...", "@USER @USER @USER it is advisory even Farage admits that . Hence he is calling for the law to be changed nitwit", "@USER @USER @USER Your view is to ignore the will of the majority , \" nitwit \" .", "@USER @USER @USER it's politics mate 37 % of the electorate is hardly a land slide is it ?", "@USER @USER @USER The typical retort is to factor in non voters , every time ...", "@USER @USER @USER and the people denied a vote as well . Then you have to consider the bare faced lies can u list them ?", "@USER @USER @USER Out of voters there was a majority , when is there ever a clear agreement on issues with voters ...", "@USER @USER @USER ... just have to go with the Majority decision like any democracy ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So much hatred ? Have you seen vids of people at Trump rallies", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Bruh ? Lmao , congratulations on keeping america white homie .", "@USER @USER @USER and the race card again ? Do you think America would be non white with HRC ?", "@USER @USER @USER The country is circling the drain , idiocracy is here to stay .", "@USER @USER @USER Trump is going to make the air look like New Dehli pretty soon . I can't wait .", "@USER @USER @USER just like they said about bush and it never happened . So much hatred !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No problem . I prolly shoulda used to make it clear .", "context": ["Is it too late for Sherrod Brown to enter the race ?", "@USER Look I love Brown , but is there some reason you feel that what we need in this , still overcrowded field , is another white guy ?", "@USER I was trying to make a joke . Clearly , it fell flat .", "@USER LOL , sorry , it's been a lonnnnng day , I missed it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ok , let's get a few things correct . Your claiming I got triggered for being called dishonest while ignoring how you got #Triggered for being called out for it . Disagreeing is one thing , making ridicules claims you cant back up are another . And now you run away #lolz", "context": ["1 . no one is criticizing the calling of porn “ immoral ” . 2 . porn is protected speech ; you ’ re arguing for limiting speech you don ’ t like . That ’ s what Leftists do . 3 . if the govt is daddy & can tell you what you can & can ’ t watch , then what ’ s the argument against total daddy govt ? ", "@USER You can do what you want for yourself . We just don't want our kids to have ready access to it on their personal devices , let alone content pushed to them without even looking for it .", "@USER And just like you lock your guns up , you lock their access to porn . It ’ s on the parents , not the government .", "@USER @USER It's so weird to see so many right wingers now calling for more government control when not to long ago they wanted to make government smaller .", "@USER @USER We have govt control around anything extremely immoral . Murder for example . Plenty of right-wingers supporting that .", "@USER @USER And ? Are you trying to say porn is like murder ?", "@USER @USER Nope - but you insinuating I might be is fairly disingenuous . Let's just chat , that shouldn't be too hard . Govt regulates things that are extremely harmful to society . Porn is exactly that . You want to hurt yourself ? Fine . But let's stop making it readily accessible to minors .", "@USER @USER It has nothing to do with the discussion which is why I asked . You havent proven porn is harmful once . You keep throwing out that claim acting like it's TRUE . And even worse , now claim i am harming myself somehow and acting like porn is available to minors when it's for 18 plus", "@USER @USER So please dont tell me what is and isnt disingenuous when you've done all those things in your tweet . If you want to believe porn is harmful . Fine , that's your opinion . But stop stating it like it's a fact when you've yet to back that claim up .", "@USER @USER It has everything to do with the discussion . Govt regulates harmful ( incl . immoral ) things , esp . for minors . Not a controversial claim , but it obv . made you feel defensive - and in turn flippant : \" ArE yOu TrYiNg To SaY iT's LiKe MuRdEr ? ? \" 1 /", "@USER @USER You don't agree it's harmful ? That's fine , you can simply say as much without getting angry : \" I disagree about the useful affects . Many studies show the exact opposite . \" See ? That's not so hard - for someone who's being honest . 2 /", "@USER @USER At any rate , us \" right-wingers \" believe it IS harmful - mostly to the spirit . Which is why scientific studies are so mixed - they can't quantify it exactly . 3 /", "@USER @USER But SUPPOSE we're right , just for second . Then it would make sense for govt to regulate it like other serious things . Maybe with an outright ban , like murder ; or maybe with regulation , like alcohol . Maybe it's ok for adults , but we need to keep it away from minors . 4 /", "@USER @USER Point is , t's not a \" weird \" position to have - we simply disagree . If it triggers you so badly to have someone disagree with you , then further discussion is pointless . I'm going to enjoy my Sunday ; but feel free to shout your anger into the wind . / End"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER right wing middle aged men ? I didn't mention your skin or colour . You saw white when you read it", "context": ["This is what I expect from @USER I hope it happens and Owen Smith lives up to this statement ", "@USER @USER @USER We had our say , Owen is trying to undermine democracy ", "@USER @USER @USER I didn't have my say and neither did 15 million of my peers . Hopefully Owen will speak for us #please", "@USER @USER @USER If you are British 18 + then that's your own fault & so you have no argument .", "@USER @USER @USER I mean I voted to stay , not that I didn't vote . I haven't had my say about the leaving terms ! Now I will", "@USER @USER @USER You won't be negotiating so it doesn't matter , we leave .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes but we stay in the single market and hopefully stay open to free movement . An result I can support", "@USER @USER @USER That is no Brexit just ask Donald Tusk .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't need to . Parliament will do it for as they are supposed to by law 👋", "@USER @USER @USER Parliament will vote with the people as majority is saying", "@USER @USER @USER I'm just baiting you fool . I'm not over keen on right wing middle aged men & you were ripe . Au revoir 🇪 🇺 🇬 🇧", "@USER @USER @USER Seems you are being racist & focusing on skin colour ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "energy via FUSION , I mean , \" string \" and plasma release ? Or , like everything else in our ATOM existence , is their a vibrational component that does not proportional relate to mass ... in some environments ? Or in simpler terms , Quanta Mechanics is based on vibration ...", "context": ["So how do you power a spaceship through the void between stars ? Well , we KNOW matter is energy , but how do we get it to degrade ONLY into plasma , i . e . heat ? Also , if we found a way to stimulate energy to release copious amounts of plasma , then won't it pop in the last decay ?", "Thus destroying whatever technology around it , which is stimulating the energy to release copious amounts of plasma ? Also , how do you stimulate energy to release plasma without having to put excess energy into the system ? I mean , the vibrational variance between oxidation ...", "states of atoms is enough to cause them to release plasma , i . e . current rock technology . Therefore , the real question is : Can a dissonant vibrational pattern around the energy cause it to LOSE the \" strings \" that holds all the plasma together ? ( That was sarcasm ? ) Or ...", "does the dissonant vibrational pattern of the stimuli cause the moving bits of energy to rub the wrong way , in their complexity , to release plasma ? I KNOW energy is ONLY equal to mc2 , based upon our archaic methods of smashing with rock , but what if a dissonant energy pattern ...", "results in a billion kilo joules of plasma over the lifetime of one proton ? Much in the say way the vibration of the Distal Matter in the sun , causes all those protons to decay faster ? I mean , whatever is vibrating in the Sun is causing the protons to lose strings ... and plasma ?", "So let me reiterate the OUTSTANDING point : The vibration of the plasma , in the Sun , is causing the matter to decay at an exponential rates , which we perceive as energy ... and then relate back to MASS ... as it relates to the energy ... to explain how the sun releases so MUCH ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Indeed ! That's what they did when the Soviets were in Afghanistan by training bin Laden ?", "context": ["The Russians didn't invade Afghanistan , Iraq , destabilise Libya and cause the utterly predictable backlash of ISIS . ", "@USER @USER technically they did invade afghanistan , and the US armed the resistance which became taliban ! !", "@USER @USER @USER technically they were Invited by the Northern Alliance ... a major group who the Taliban continue to fight", "@USER @USER @USER thanks ! In the long run CIA have armed almost all Muslim insurgents either directly , or via \" lost \" weapons ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ( continued ) quick to block anyone who disagrees with their opinions . #Censorship #hypocrisy", "context": ["Please educate yourself about #SteveBannon education & military career if you are going to criticize . #SMH ", "@USER @USER People shouldn't worry about who the hell Trump appoints . He is president , not you or I people .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm a taxpayer & a US citizen , so I can & do worry about who the hell POTUS-elect Trump appoints .", "@USER @USER @USER Hilarious ! Conservatives on Twitter complain about political correctness , but they are ( continued )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's Great That \" Liberals \" Know How to \" Fix \" Everyone Else . Guess When You're w / o Sin You Can Cast Stones #Resist #Liberal #Cluelessness ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Might find this interesting - recommended ' s essay re Southern Baptist Theological Seminary - terrific piece ", "@USER @USER @USER If you haven't seen ' s essay , you'd get a kick out of it too - she mentions your book along the way ", "@USER @USER @USER Indeed . If The Color of Compromise became standard reading for Southern Baptists , all would be better for it . Won't hold my breath , though ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER & part of the same negligent reporting of the situation that's led to the need for a rallying call in the first place !", "context": ["Thank God for the evening posts #itcanbedone campaign , I don't know what we'd do without it ", "@USER Disagree with on this it was a decent article . So negative to Wales online and now evening post . Your alienating yourself", "@USER it's the hypocrisy of it that's annoying . @USER made a good point about it as well", "@USER @USER The Post spread the constant myth about American \" investment \" and failed us fans badly #hypocrites", "@USER @USER alienating myself from what exactly ? Can you not see the hypocrisy of it ? Wales Online , part of same company"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER _ . I am sure u were a big believer in the #Iraq war and #WMD prob still support #Bush ? ___ @USER @USER", "context": ["BREAKING : US Treasury : Pres . Obama issues new sanctions against Russia over election-related hacking ; names specifi … ", "@USER I can't believe that @USER wants to put this country on a war footing as he runs to the golf course #Russia", "@USER @USER @USER really ? So he should do nothing ? U people r unbelievable ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well then , that changes the entire narrative ! It's not like you're saying , \" I'm not racist , my best friend is blk \" . Thanks for the clarification .", "context": ["THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BLACK HEBREW ISRAELITE ❗ Don't let the media fool you .", "@USER Yes there is they are black people that claim they are Jews and hate the real Jews", "@USER @USER Then you ’ ve never seen the protesting and calling for the murder of all Jews and white people", "@USER @USER lets not talk about murder and hatred white man . not exactly a subject you qualify for . Shalom", "@USER @USER I ’ m actually mixed half danish half Moroccan you just assumed my race", "@USER @USER What i said stands . Unles you are of “ african ” descent , your opinions on opression mean little to nothing to me . Please do not reply to me again . Shalom", "@USER @USER Well I was married to a black girl before"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Or slowdown the economy so much that people willingly move to Bangladesh . Which seems to be the preferred way of this government .", "context": ["This makes it only about Muslims but the NRC process had more non-Muslim victims . CAA seeks to mitigate effect on non-Muslims but even a small percentage on the large base will mean a lot of victims . All Indians should be worried for themselves as much as for their neighbors . ", "This is like people said - only the corrupt should be worried about demonetisation . The people who paid the price were the common , poor folks . NRC will see the same . CAA is no go free card .", "@USER But they were happy paying that price . At the time at least .", "@USER Yes . A mistake . If people would have protested then , we would not have seen this day . Govt ’ s confidence that they can make people go through the absurd only increased . They upped the ante now .", "@USER @USER Now that they know SC is also taking it easy ( has done so with many many cases of recently ) , the protests , however large , are unlikely to change the stand of the govt .", "@USER @USER We must continue and if need be collectively do non cooperation with the NRC process .", "@USER @USER Non cooperation without an alternative ? We are not affected by immigrants but whose who are ( Assamese ? ) have a right to fight against it .", "@USER @USER Well , this is the worst of laws . Doesn ’ t help them and doesn ’ t help rest of India too .", "@USER @USER They don ’ t want any outsiders . Religious identity doesn ’ t matter . Even nationality doesn ’ t . Large migration from within India will also have same opposition . They probably need some 370 like thing with state subject concept .", "@USER @USER Nobody wants outsiders . Shivsena milking that for years here . But rate of influx is the concern . Rate of growth of Muslim pop is dropping everywhere but increasing in Assam . That suggests massive illegal immigration no ? ", "@USER @USER Yes , it does . But deporting people who have already come in with our state capacity is a nightmare . We have to even prove to Bangladesh that they are really from there . If we have to spend money , block the inflow ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Really ? That's the scale we grading on now ? What a monster that Bernie ! #whattheactualfuck", "context": ["This video explains my issue with Bernie Sanders and why I have said that he is a lot like Trump . It ’ s the ego . It ’ s the entitlement . It ’ s the narcissism . It ’ s all wrapped in a more palatable package but the gist is the same : Only I know what ’ s best . BTW we ALL know #WarIsBad ", "@USER When did he say only he could do the job ? Is there a video I'm missing here ? His slogan is literally \" Not me . Us . \" 🤔", "@USER @USER He did say he was the only one who coukd beat Trump in a recent attack on Biden . It was just a few days ago . It is not a statement based in fact as Biden is ahead of him in the polls . Other Democrats don't make statements like that . #NoBernie"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The tRump supporter tells ME to \" get informed \"", "context": ["Here's a radical idea . Let's create an economy that works for the bottom 99 % , not just the people on top .", "@USER how's your shiny new sports car and 3rd house HRC bought you - you're a hypocrite", "@USER MISinformation . The house was paid for with money from the sale of his wife's family home . Bernie got ZERO from $ hillary .", "@USER don't you have to go read the Quran with Bernie or something 🤔", "@USER Yeah that makes total sense ... u do know Bernie's Jewish right ? As a tRump supporter u probly don't know the difference tho", "@USER you do know that Bernie wants Isis to run the DNC", "@USER \" Bernie wants ISIS to run the DNC \" ? ? LOL . Where'd u hear that , Faux \" news \" ? As far as DNC , not everyone muslim is ISIS ffs", "@USER who is Keith Ellison - get informed paid fake account"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Right , that would be funny if this were true and the GOP blocked Obama's SC choice and they could undue Trump with it", "context": ["@USER I'm not surprised or shocked , I just haven't seen you tweet it out yet . Have you read it yet ? #shadesof2000", "@USER i'm sure if the Clinton camp thought there was anything to it they would act on it .", "@USER As in 2000 , that would probably end up in the Supreme Court . Our eight-member Supreme Court ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Your ignorance is so stunning you're barely worth my time to reply . Crack a book . #mansplaining #patriarchy", "context": ["No , Bono . Women don't need men to lead . We need you to give up power that upholds patriarchy . Come with us , don't l … ", "@USER Lead it ALONG WITH WOMEN . It's almost like you selectively read what you want and interpret it the complete opposite as intended .", "@USER We don't want men in leadership roles in feminism . This is just more patronizing patriarchy . Don't lead . Relinquish . @USER", "@USER @USER @USER a patriarchal society . The States are NOT . Period . Don't twist my arguments , bro", "@USER When the leadership of a society have been MALE for centuries , that's a patriarchy , bro . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER in fact the opposite . Over 9million more women voters than males voted during the last election"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER right , I will have to allow all those GLOBAL protesters through my 1man opinion barricade Because YOU say so #hypocrite", "context": ["@USER Hillary only redeeming factor for being 1st female president is she was a woman , trumps only PLUS was that he wasn't HILLARY", "@USER So why should people be denied their right to demonstrate ? Why did you find it so offensive ?", "@USER demonstrate YES , about something meaningful , but not about loosing , 2 morally corrupt candidates means EVERYONE looses", "@USER So you get to choose for POC / Women / LGTC / disabled what is or isn't meaningful . As well as deciding who is or isn't a hypocrite ?", "@USER in a long race , when 2 animals initially entered r filthy pigs , don't be outraged when a filthy PIG wins , even if it isn't ur pig", "@USER Never , but wasn't Hillary the status quo , I don't see how anyone would choose Hillary with her public office corruption record", "@USER by sighting Clinton's corruption ? His misogynist remarks are justified as being made in private , over 10 years ago .", "@USER And anyway all men watch porn , make vulgar comments . Well I've got news for you , they don't . You seem to think women", "@USER working in a bar , waitressing or going on a hen weekend also renders them hypocrites for complaining about sexism . It doesn't", "@USER u misinterpreted , bar staff waitresses witness worse comments than trumps daily , then women go on hen doo & act exactly the same", "@USER 😳 oh I forgot , u know best You judge trump by his historical foul words I judge Hillary by her historical evil deeds Enjoy 😊", "@USER to same time next time ... Why don't YOU just GIVE me my opinion to start Then proceed to explain how right we both are 👍 👨", "@USER You are an apologist for sexism , racism & prejudice . Go through my TL you'll find no support for Clinton .", "@USER none of you were protesting when the imbecile GWBush was elected ... look what happened on his watch 😳 🇺 🇸", "@USER Not an apologist ? Excusing Trump by citing Bush ? You've not a great deal of self knowledge have you .", "@USER you are shouting about WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN , yet previous presidents ACTUAL CRIMES you can't face or want to hear", "@USER I'm talking about peoples right to demonstrate . Not just when you decide the cause suits you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER hate and bullying ... omg you voted for Trump . .", "context": ["We Won ... This is what Winning looks like . The Trump Train all the way to the White House . Don't get it twisted ! … ", "@USER @USER the Old Testament says an eye for an eye ... I hope you have protective glasses ladies .", "@USER @USER @USER no . It's a biblical metaphor . These idiots are bound to be religious .", "@USER @USER @USER check your hate and bullying ... focus on your own country"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but you are basing your support for the idea that the nhs is for sale on what trump said early , but you wont believe what he says now . goes right over your head doesn't it", "context": ["How do the Corbynites even think this \" selling the NHS to Trump \" nonsense would work ? A health care centre in Widnes with a \" Trump \" logo above the door ? A gift shop in the waiting room ? I mean , it's just such * rubbish * .", "@USER @USER No , it means US drug firms get billion dollar drug contracts and get to charge what they like . US firms take over cleaning and catering contracts , pathology labs , cancer screening services . All for profit . Corners cut profits maximised . And the sicker we get the more they make ..", "@USER @USER they dont get to charge what they like , they get to charge what the client will pay . But the NHS has never been very good at negotiating contracts .", "@USER @USER Not if it ’ s baked into a trade deal .", "@USER @USER the us and uk have both said the nhs is not part of a trade deal .", "@USER @USER Oh that's alright then . I trust Trump and mini me Trump totally . Ffs !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Your circuit seems to be glitching this morning , Jason .", "context": ["if i start putting the word ' script ' in inverted commas will that turn me into a wanker", "@USER you could just say \" text \" ( quotes not included ) . Or is that more wanky ? ARGH !", "@USER oh but a text is an entirely different thing to a script", "@USER text is a level of abstraction too far - ' script ' is very nearly a script", "@USER @USER it was all going so well until you included the #tag"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I just looked and only saw 1 . I quoted one of his tweets . Tagged it & #ClassicTater", "context": ["Damn . People know who he is but I don't think that's cool . ", "@USER @USER @USER no they shouldn't have put him out there like that", "@USER @USER @USER no I think it's gone . It was one of the fake anons"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER growing economy , jobs , stock market , high approval rating , < 10 % uninsured . So horrible .", "context": ["Just to be clear news media , the next president named a racist , anti-semite as the co-equal of the chief of staff . #NotNormal", "@USER @USER @USER Kasich is one of the few Republicans with any integrity left .", "@USER @USER @USER That statement is both patently absurd and offensive . So refusing to honor a pledge is integrity ?", "@USER @USER @USER blind allegiance is no way to live . Falling in line despite massive party failures is deplorable .", "@USER @USER @USER Wow , you apparently are one of the progressive's who are \" seething \" at your party's massive failures .", "@USER @USER @USER former conservative that sees it now being controlled by racist neo-cons known as the alt-right .", "@USER @USER @USER As HRC discovered , those who think things are controlled are usually disappointed .", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe , but its far more alive than progressivism . Obama has been a plague for Dems , epic failure ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER YEP ! I've been asked ' will they add reviews ? ' & remind people that LinkedIn removed company recommendations years ago", "context": ["How To Personalise A LinkedIn App Connection Request #socialrecruiting #HR", "@USER Yikes , when did you write this ? ? ? Are those rumors real ?", "@USER Last week . ( I know the date doesn't show and I don't know how to make it , it's so annoying sorry ! ) ... and yes , they're real ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ( Won't anyone think of the real victim ? ! THE MONEY ? ! ! The money is innocent in all this ! #latestagecapitalism @USER )", "context": ["If we think of @USER as science fiction and the characters in it as human / cat alien hybrids , it is easier to accept . We can appreciate their sexy , dancy , singy acts as foreign rituals and our reaction to them as culture shock .", "@USER Alas , this is not what the non-theatre-people movie creators intended . What they delivered was a bastardization of a musical theatre favorite that they truly didn't understand . @USER has some brilliant stagecraft in it that doesn't translate to the big screen .", "@USER Rather than understand the mediums with which they were working , @USER looks like the film directors & producers didn't trust their choreographers and coaches to woo a movie-only-going audience .", "@USER We've been given a movie with creatures that are neither cats nor human exhibiting behaviors that are neither fully cat or human . Someone needed to make a direction choice for the intimacy of a close camera AND DIDN'T .", "@USER We can't blame the actors for this non-choice . We must blame the decision-makers who so desired to be non-threatening to all viewers in order to make as much money as possible because that was the point in all this . Money ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Best part of your feed is reading how you're \" teaching your kids not to bully \" AND voting Trump .", "context": ["An open letter to @USER in support of the #GrabYourWallet campaign , asking Nordies to stop carrying Ivanka Tru … ", "@USER @USER Your letter attempts to bully Nordstrom & that offends me . We live in the US . If you don't like it , don't buy them .", "@USER @USER @USER Indeed . If you don't like it , don't read it . See how that works ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Great response . Really helps the dialogue carry on .", "context": ["Read this a few times ... I love cupcakes , Phil doesn ’ t , but we can still be friends . ", "@USER You cant agree to disagree on whether marginalized groups deserve rights ? ? ? There are no \" both sides of an argument \" when it comes to trans people ( specifically women ) being treated as equals", "@USER Where does this tweet mention anything about that ? It talks about conversation , not an argument somebody was involved in days ago .", "@USER Thats what this is about though , said argument inspired the tweet . Both sides to most arguments need to be heard and are valid , but when it comes to identity and human rights , \" disagreement \" opinion cannot be held equal . Genuinely surprised you're so regressive on this topic .", "@USER Because we deal with people who hold very strong beliefs that differ from ours every single day . If we refused to carry on civil conversation with people who thought differently about things ( for example their right the slaughter animals ) we wouldn ’ t talk to anyone .", "@USER Offering a platform for hate speech isn't in the realm of civil conversation", "@USER @USER Where do you see hate speech ? Nothing here mentions or implies a specific group . Hell , it's not even hateful ! You're just reading into it what you want to read because of recent topics . That's YOUR assumption , and contrary to what you might believe , your assumptions aren't facts ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A Pak stooge , who still serves her colonial oppressor , calling democratically elected govt a Stooge !", "context": ["The UK and @USER have been sitting on the fence while innocent #Kashmiris are dying at the hands of a fascist Indian government .", "@USER You PM just enhanced trade relations btw our countries and u wr calling to stop trade with India . @USER", "@USER @USER No one should trade with a fascist gov with a poor human rights record . Obama - North Korea ", "@USER Governing the state which has multiple culture , religion , language was extremely Challenging @USER", "@USER @USER It was promised a referendum . India's broken that promise", "@USER India changed its stance on Referendum after J & K assembly's vote . not unilaterally @USER", "@USER @USER An assembly staffed by Indian stooges . When was that ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER so funny the guys who make a profile up just to cry to Pauline and then talk about stalking ___", "context": ["To maintain bubble of bullshit , RWNJ announces ACT police website is #fakenews #facepalm #auspol ", "@USER do u know how many previous attacks from the left on that group ? Look into it", "@USER Do you know how desperate you sound with your wild speculations that the police & facts don't support ?", "@USER do u know how much I enjoy riling you up .. I am busy on my boat now but will cont", "@USER the fish are biting .. an hour ago we could have had fun . Give me a few hrs", "@USER If you being a uniformed blowhard is fun , that's great . Don't include me in your stupidity .", "@USER oh no you are stuck with me now smartass .. even if you block", "@USER @USER just making lists for future use . Pay no heed 😊", "@USER @USER Obsessive twitter stalking & lists is unhealthy . You should seek help before you do something stupid ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Awww , your upset the Articles of Impeachment are being withheld ? But .. they're just taking the time to verify that the Senate trial won't be corrupt . 😂 😂 😂", "context": ["“ Jesse ( Watters ) , this is the best year any President has ever had , plus we get an impeachment . ” @USER The Five @USER", "@USER @USER @USER The Senate can begin their trial phase at any time and call for presentation of articles by the House . If no-one shows up , case dismissed . Pelosi / House has no role in next phase . Jay SEKULOW", "@USER @USER @USER Set the date and time . Give Pelosi 24 hours to respond then proceed . Give her the same rules that the House gave the Republicans"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What ‘ rhetoric ’ are you speaking of , a man reminding US he ’ s a man of color who wears his skin 365/24 / 7 [ IOW , it is part of who he is ] , that wasn ’ t rhetoric , that ’ s reality . Maybe , folks wanted that to fade away so we could sing kumbaya", "context": ["@USER @USER No , the whistleblower IS NOT a key witness but he did ‘ blow the lid off ’ WH shenanigans . True key witnesses re 7/25 / 19 phone call [ they knew stuff ] #Mulvaney #Bolton #Pompeo and in related matters", "@USER @USER So he ’ s not a key witness but he blew the lid ? Listen it all start with this idiot who heard someone ’ s opinion of is interpretation of someone else ! Only liberal democrats would think a 3rd party gossip would be fact", "@USER @USER No , it didn ’ t start w “ that idiot ” but it began w “ other idiot currently occupying the WH ” withholding the aid to Ukraine , a violation of Impoundment Control Act . Phone call happened 9:03 AM -9:33 AM , at 11:04 AM OMB ’ s Duffey sent email that hold was placed .", "@USER @USER U think he ’ s an idiot cause that ’ s all you ’ ve heard from every network or politician , you don ’ t have your own opinion other then what you here you ’ re close minded and it ’ s sad", "@USER @USER I ’ ve heard what he ’ s said [ word salads of nonsense ] , how he acts [ disparaging this one , making fun of another one ] , having nothing to do w PC-free behavior [ acts / sounds like the idiot he is on full display ] AND I ’ ve come to that conclusion all by my lonesome . #TYVM", "@USER @USER So what did he say that disturbed you so much", "@USER @USER Dude , There ’ s so much to choose from . I suggest you listen to every thing he ’ s said at rallies , in pressers , in interviews - - you decide what ’ s on the problematic language . If you ’ re unable to do that , I ’ m guessing you don ’ t want to hear / see but ignore / excuse . ", "@USER @USER Trump is not using Orwell the media is", "@USER @USER tRUmp is trying to relive a time when disparaging those folks he thought were ‘ lesser ’ than he could be treated this way and it was accepted . Counterpunches , hits back at everything even when not reacting would make people forget about it . Can ’ t help himself .", "@USER @USER You still haven ’ t said what horrible thing he has said , that is destroying this country or some racist thing he has said , so until I hear what you thing he has said you may as will yell at the moon", "@USER @USER You do your own listening and hearing , I will not provide that substance for you to pick apart and argue with me about . If you haven ’ t heard anything tRUmp ’ s said / done as immoral or as indecent then there ’ s nothing I ’ ll tweet that will make a difference to you", "@USER @USER Cause you can ’ t . It ’ s not about providing it ’ s about you can ’ t", "@USER @USER * * * Just to humor you * * * 1 ) making fun of disabled reporter 2 ) calling NFL players SOBs 3 ) name calling to any 1 who disagrees w him 4 ) causing deaths by not providing adequate care to those , incl children , in detention 5 ) acting more like a petulant 7yo than potus .", "@USER @USER 1 , reporter attacked him 1st but that ’ s no excuse 2 they disrespected our flag but 1 isn ’ t ok for U but 2 is ?", "@USER @USER Reporter asked a simple question , as president you answer questions , tRUmp ’ s response - uncalled for , that wasn ’ t punching back that was an asinine reaction to a simple question a reporter asked . As president , tRUmp sets the tone , he ’ s diminished the office .", "@USER @USER Please just stop it Obama has done that and Pelosi just chastised the press for asking a question she said she wasn ’ t talking about", "@USER @USER tRUmp has diminished the office of the presidency by not doing his HW , taking putin ’ s word on issues of national security . There ’ s an , as of yet , unexplainable propensity for tRUmp to side with RF to spite American interests , an uncanny affinity toward Russia . ", "@USER @USER I just love the liberal MSM and politicians who yell and scream Trump is a racists but defend people who were caught wearing blackface", "@USER @USER As a POC , not as a liberal , the fact that folks even thought wearing “ blackface ” was a good idea leads me to smh and wonder about their opinions of black / brown people , in general - that ’ s all I got - stupid is as stupid does .", "@USER @USER Just stop I lived through busing & race wars in the “ 60 ’ s but in the end of the 70 ’ s it got better in the 80 ’ s it was way better but then Soros got a hold of the Dem ’ s in 2008 and showed them to divide the country and Obama ’ s rhetoric took us back to the 60 ’ s everything is racist"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER we had a kevin impersonation this aft he's now watching supernanny and critising the behaviour of other kids", "context": ["Jay just told @USER he has spoiled his life because he asked him to go to bed 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 I love the dramatics of it all ! ! Did he slam the door too ?", "@USER @USER no door slam but so much attitude for a 5 year old 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Day of * . Sometimes they do it the night of Thanksgiving", "context": ["People act so savage over material objects on #BlackFriday . ", "@USER @USER @USER Glad this didn't happen to me . Deals aren't worth this .", "@USER @USER @USER D: it was suppose to be about being thankful the day before ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER They are socialists . Their cruel intention is to propose this class war that unifying all classes to ... you know it , the working class . In other words , they want to end all other classes so they become one . It sure worked well in china huh", "context": ["I strongly encourage all #Bernie2020 supporters to ignore trash like this . As someone who has a foot in both camps ( Bernie 2020 & the YangGang ) I can tell you this is nothing but a nasty smear against a natural ally and POTENTIAL VOTERS . ", "@USER @USER Yang is not a natural ally , he's pro capitalism and wants to reinforce it with placative measures to keep the poor from realizing class consciousness . He actively opposes leftist ideology .", "@USER @USER @USER If you truly do not support Yang that ’ s OK . But time is better spent getting politically disengaged citizens to vote rather than trying to smear or attack other candidates and their supporters . There are millions of people who don ’ t vote but can . Let ’ s focus our efforts on that .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm focusing my efforts on getting people to vote for bernie sanders because he is the only leftist candidate , spreading class consciousness , ensuring that all people are provided for , and building a coalition of the working class .", "@USER @USER @USER That's really awesome , keep at it ! I hope you understand from my point of view how your tweet came off . I don't think we should point fingers at each other . Remember when Hillary basically blamed Bernie for losing ( heck she still does ) ? It's just not the attitude we should have", "@USER @USER @USER the issue is that yang supporters do not understand the concept of leftism and the struggle against the ruling class . i'm attacking yang because he fundamentally opposes leftism and supports right libertarian ideals", "@USER @USER @USER Regardless of how you might label his policies , most Americans would benefit the mist from them . That ’ s the problem I tend to see amongst Bernie supporters , you can ’ t seem to separate ideology from practicality .", "@USER @USER @USER the problem is in the yang gangs lack of critical analysis of yang's plans . UBI funded by VAT is the poor paying themselves , and also the rich , it's regressive as hell . it also does nothing to benefit those already receiving the bare minimum in SSI / SSDI", "@USER @USER @USER 40 hour week , 48 weeks , that's a total of another $ 28k between 2 adults . Total projected income after UBI ? 52k . You not even gonna convince yourself that UBI isn't a better option .", "@USER @USER @USER UBI is great . UBI payed for by taxing consumption and eliminating welfare programs is not great , it is a placative measure to perpetuate the latest stages of capitalism .", "@USER @USER @USER Again , if you were to criticize UBI , at least get your facts right . UBI does not eliminate any existing welfare programs .", "@USER @USER @USER allow me to correct my semantic error . UBI is great . YANG'S VERSION OF UBI payed for by taxing consumption and SLOWLY eliminating welfare programs is not great , it is a placative measure to perpetuate the latest stages of capitalism .", "@USER @USER @USER Also funny how so suddenly people have always had an ideal version of UBI until confronted with Yang ’ s , the only candidate to ever propose the policy and to essentially propel it into mainstream politics . Do you have a problem with the idea of human-centered capitalism ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Go reread your sneering posts about him and his supporters ... you know exactly what I meant . Also don ’ t even attempt to patronise me Dionne . Why don ’ t you clear off to Instagram , or are you banned from there as well as you tube 😂", "context": ["Why don ’ t you ask him that Dionne , seen as you claim to be an authority on his character , and that of his supporters 🤔 ", "@USER When have I ever claimed to be an authority on TR ? .", "@USER No , you wrote that I claimed ( . ) ... I haven't claimed what you wrote , and now you back peddle . Get back to Instagram ... It's more your level . This is like discussing with an infant ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER FWIW I've been begging people to ignore Trump's twitter which he uses for this .", "context": ["Uhhh I wrote a little , story about Trump and Putin and Manafort and it took off like I'd never expect . Beyond flattered and humbled . Really .", "@USER glad you bothered to put it all together in a thread . Been thinking all night \" but weren't all these pieces already in place ? \"", "@USER @USER they were , but Trump took distraction to an art form . But his stunts have become tiresome . Public looking closer"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER lol I asked for a state lol clearly u r just lies", "context": ["Think about this . GWU Lifts U . S . History Course Requirement for History Majors ", "@USER as a history major who loves US history … i ’ m not that outraged .", "@USER @USER why is that ? U don't think it's important to understand perspective or why things evolved the way they did ?", "@USER @USER i do think it ’ s impt . i think GWU would benefit from keeping the requirement . but i also see their point", "@USER @USER If all of a people have a basic foundation of history-it helps us have common understanding movin 4ward 2gether", "@USER @USER @USER yes , we get US History in high school . Civics as well . This is univ level .", "@USER @USER @USER Univ level is no different than AP ... also HS exposure to this subj depends upon track .", "@USER @USER @USER Not in my state . HS teach US History .", "@USER @USER @USER come on , I'm not revealing my location to a stalker . Even though I kinda like u ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sure everyone should behave \" appropriately \" , guard existing order , otherwise ... jail ! ! ! Welcome , Orwell ? ?", "context": ["I'm being investigated by the Standards & Ethics Committee of @USER for standing up for a kid who was alleging abuse at a care home . Maybe they ’ d prefer it if Cardiff was the next Rotherham or Rochdale . I won ’ t let that happen . Full vid here ", "@USER ' It is understood two of the complaints against Mr McEvoy relate to him insisting that a visit to the home be arranged and calling the police to organise a welfare check when he was refused access . ' Being investigated for doing the right thing 😱 ", "@USER @USER @USER I am confused . Are you not a Cardiff Councillor ? As such you are in loco parentis , these children are your responsibility , you have a duty of care to them . That surely is your defence . The care provider is just a contractor .", "@USER @USER They said I was unpleasant on the phone .", "@USER @USER @USER Please record everything.There is a simple application at mobile phone allowing to do that", "@USER @USER @USER Correct me if I ’ m wrong , but hasn ’ t Cllr / AM Mcevoy already received one public bollocking for recording individuals without consent ? ", "@USER @USER @USER O please ... this man will be persecuted because he stood up.against injustice ?", "@USER @USER @USER I guess those people talked publicly , correct ? And should be subject to scrutiny as public servants", "@USER @USER @USER McEvoy is also a public servant and should behave accordingly"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the country ( UK ) I've living in has so far been ful part & parcel of vicious cartel of this sophisticated concentration camp", "context": ["I think what all Govs of world need do is hunt those priests & co who hav been giving me Spanish medieval punishment ", "@USER the Catholic Church used to give to disobedient women . Th cartel & mafia mainly from US , UK , Israel , Pak , India & Ahmadiyya in West", "@USER Obviously headed by lots of extremists , terrorist & fascists priests frm all main religions and atheism . A lot worse thn Nazi , ISIS"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 🙄 that's \" right \" only those with money should be allowed to join any political party , if they're poor they should be denied a voice in the political party they support , the poor are unworthy of having a say for the crime of being poor , in fact disallow the poor a vote", "context": ["This is quite a painful thread for me to write . But it needs saying . We've just lived through a period in which many charged with protecting British Jews have done the exact opposite . I'm referring here especially to the Chief Rabbi , Board of Deputies and Jewish Chronicle .", "Completely in the face of the evidence , a narrative was created by the media , and doubled down on by those I mention above . This narrative blamed those who can always be found on the front line fighting AGAINST all forms of racism for antisemitism .", "At the same time , as antisemitism on the right and far right rose , rose and rose some more , the response was ... nothing . Nothing whatsoever . The organisations and individuals I've referred to above simply DO NOT CARE about most Jews . That's what their record shows .", "And as they do not care about most Jews , the following is likely to happen : 1 . Any attacks such as the latest awful ones will be blamed on the left , regardless of reality . 2 . This will cause ever more panic among British Jews .", "3 . If any left wing Jews are attacked , heaven help them . Because as their record proves , those whose responsibility it is to protect them will do not the slightest thing . 4 . Antisemitism will continue to rise from the far right : whose existence is being normalised .", "Don't expect the individuals and organisations I mentioned in the OP to magically come to their senses . THEY DON'T CARE . Least of all about anyone poor , disabled , vulnerable , or left wing .", "Already , we've seen an online campaign to somehow blame these latest atrocities on the left . Already , we are seeing absurd , revolting attempts to paint Bernie Sanders as an antisemite . This will only get worse . The only cure is education and solidarity . #NoPasaran", "When Michael Rosen - MICHAEL ROSEN ! ! - is persistently attacked and smeared for the crime of caring with all his heart for all his fellow Jews ( and for humanity itself ) , what's going on here couldn't be clearer . Not least when the person insulting him is followed by blue ticks .", "The past 3 years or so have seen the most hysterical , disgusting campaign of smears and lies I have ever known in British politics or British public life . That's not going to magically stop now . Facts no longer matter . Evidence no longer matters .", "Those responsible for this are interested only in the following : 1 . Attention ( in the case of celebrities ) 2 . Clicks and newspaper sales ( in the case of the Jewish Chronicle ) 3 . The defeat of the left", "None of them are remotely interested in the defeat of antisemitism . They couldn't be less so . And you know how I know that ? Because Britain has a prime minister who personally profited from antisemitism for YEARS ... and these organisations rejoiced in his victory .", "The House of Commons , meanwhile , has a leader who has repeatedly propagated horrendous antisemitic tropes ; as has the prime minister's special adviser . Again : none of them say a single damn word .", "The Jewish Chronicle has been referred by IPSO for sanctions due to its false , evidence-free demonisation of a Labour activist , after an investigation with which it refused to cooperate . This is far from the first time it's been in trouble either .", "And the Chief Rabbi himself makes an outrageous intervention into an election campaign to inquire about Britain's ' moral compass ' ... while the poor get poorer , disabled people take their own lives , and austerity claims hundreds of thousands of victims . Under the party he backs .", "Sam Kriss refers to all of this as the war against the Jews . He's right . And what he had to say should be read by all . ", "But as Sam Kriss is a left wing Jew , for these people and these organisations , he's therefore the wrong kind of Jew . Or even , a non-Jew . Because goodness knows , voices like his , Rosen's or so many others must at all costs be drowned out by nonsense and hysteria .", "Down this road lies absolute catastrophe . When so-called civilised societies abandon evidence , abandon reason , abandon any sense whatsoever of community , solidarity or the ties which bind us all , catastrophe is always what results .", "And when it does , those responsible for this disgusting campaign will , I'm sure , continue to blame the left ... even as the left does everything in its power to help . Orwell and 1984 , eat your heart out .", "@USER 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ Labour opened its doors to any crank & thug with £ 3 in his bin , gave them all a vote & ended up with the cranks in charge . Until it puts this right , it will be blamed for the consequences . It ’ s not * hard *"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER truth hurts ur feelings or u just don't know how to respond to Dems calling him out ? #transitionOfPower", "context": ["Congressman John Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping his district , which is in horrible shape and falling apart ( not to ...", "@USER be careful what American heroes your criticize . Millions of us regard you as illegitimate and stand with Rep . Lewis .", "@USER John Lewis has spent a lifetime fighting bigots like yourself and those you will install in the cabinet . He won't stop now .", "@USER the second you share a FOX screen shot you're disregarded . #fakenews"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER practice English before you try to read it .", "context": ["@USER ppl . pls don't start up the Russian conspiracy theory AGAIN . T will be sworn in , Dems want trouble & WAR IMO", "@USER @USER who started the last three major wars . Oh that's right Republicans . #HeadUpYourAss", "@USER @USER @USER how delusional does one have to be to claim the progressive party in USA wants war ? Lol", "@USER @USER @USER by there actions , 3000 USA troops moved to Poland near Russian border . Obama", "@USER @USER @USER Poles love America Not sure why O did this , as Poles tossed USSR empire out once no viol", "@USER @USER @USER Who wants to start WWIII because he has B-hurt … ", "@USER @USER @USER Libs can insult Americans as much as you want b … ", "@USER @USER @USER you need to be in a padded cell . But you're entertaining !", "@USER @USER @USER Umm , Trump's Prez soon . You have a much higher risk of that :)", "@USER @USER @USER It's like that their brains are washed of thinking :)", "@USER @USER @USER or is that just how they say it in mother Russia ?", "@USER @USER @USER why don't u go visit ur motherland & report back to us ?", "@USER @USER @USER read a book besides the bible . It's just what people call Russia .", "@USER @USER @USER read the constitution , it might change u life"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Their ' nation-status ' was a gift from the fascist , Mussolini . Tainted , but they don't wanna give it up . @USER", "context": ["That's a good point . I can't help but wonder if they think women priests will actually show them up by doing a bett … ", "@USER The Anglicans don't seem to have any problems with female clergy ( Including bishops ! )", "@USER I know . Funny how protective the Caths are about that . I wonder if they're worried the women priests will ' out ' the pedos .", "@USER Except paedophiles are interested in children , there are plenty of married paedos out there . @USER", "@USER @USER But I do wonder for how many it has been about access & opportunity , & the fucked-up rules they have to obey .", "@USER Do you really believe men turn paedo simply because they can't get a partner of legal age ? @USER", "@USER @USER No , but being part of a system that says you can't express your sexuality properly doesn't help", "@USER @USER Unfortunately , they are expressing their sexuality . Pedos , that is . What needs to happen is better screening .", "@USER @USER Not all men who have gay sex in prison would classify themselves as gay . This is more complex .", "@USER @USER Yup . They're sexual predators , and as adults they're also using their authority as priests to pressure kids .", "@USER @USER They know what they're doing is wrong , unfortunately . If it's just about sex , there are less evil ways to cope .", "@USER @USER I know . The issues are more complex than 140 characters can allow .", "@USER @USER It is . The big issue is the Vatican . They hide behind their status as a nation far too often .", "@USER @USER Any other org would have had their offices raided by cops , and files of criminal pedophiles seized yrs ago ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and a taxi is different from a private hire #ignorance", "context": ["@USER taxi driver - private hire driver , go learn the difference", "@USER take it up with Crown Office . Charge clearly states \" in the course of your employment as a TAXI driver . \" Both girls said \" taxi \" .", "@USER I know the difference but the private hire guys using bus and taxi lanes have a lot to learn", "@USER well learn to report the difference instead of giving real taxi drivers a bad name", "@USER I just reported the facts in a court case . The type of taxi wasn't mentioned .", "@USER any respected journo would know or investigate , then again it's the Glasgow printed EEN we're talking about here 🙄", "@USER haven't been sued in 48 years as a journo . Must be doing something right .", "@USER stick to drawing then as your obviously more talented at it than reporting accurate info", "@USER Don't show your ignorance . That's a painting , not a drawing ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled . \" Probably MISattributed to Twain .", "context": ["OK , great ! Here's my list of things I * click * Hello ? ", "@USER @USER The real problem is the long list of things Trump supporters get wrong about Trump . If they knew the truth , they'd run .", "@USER @USER IF ONLY ... they could stop get off the merry go round and view form the solid footing of a non spinning earth .", "@USER @USER It's maddening to try to talk to them . They disbelieve reliable sources & think clickbait is completely true .", "@USER @USER Isn't it ! ? Have U read about the macedonian teen site where they R being suckered by balkan teens N2 click bait ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm at work and I'm making 30 + pieces of toast ( state of America )", "context": ["For people to claim how much they \" care \" about this country , where were you yesterday ? No matter the vote ... WHERE … ", "It's easy to sit behind a screen and talk . But when it's the lowest turnout for the biggest election in history . You did nothing .", "@USER Exactly , if you can't even be bothered to vote . You have no right to complain about the result"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I live in a bubble ? This is coming from someone who pretty exclusively follows accounts from the far left . My son just graduated and started his 1st real job . He chose from multiple offers well over $ 100k . There is opportunity out there , but you have to open your eyes .", "context": ["Anti-capitalism is popular because people enjoy the feeling of uniting against a common enemy . Many activists fail to realize that true capitalism is the best way of fighting the systemic and material problems they so passionately decry . ", "@USER @USER Rich people really should be doing more for public well-being . Anti-capitalism won't stop until everyone's needs are met .", "@USER @USER @USER Won't stop until we END CAPITALISM because it's an evil system of wage slavery for the majority of people and it's disgusting vampiric extraction of our life force for the sociopathic neoliberal rich .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , it is for real , i have been living it for some years now . There is no option to stop working even for a brief time , and no option to find better employment . It's a setup , done on purpose , to extract our labor , and it's parasitic . There is nothing natural about capitalism .", "@USER @USER @USER Weird . My own situation is very different . Respectfully suggest you work on building your marketable skills .", "@USER @USER @USER You're not seeing the reality here . You're older and you're in a bubble ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you ... now going out to play with dogs", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Yes . He loves his daughter / wife more than his 3 wives and pornstars that he had to pay to have srx with", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s true . Said himself he ’ d date her if she weren ’ t his daughter . Betcha $ 130K he visited her bedroom a few times growing up to “ tuck her in . ”", "@USER @USER @USER You are disgusting . Congrats on being the most morally depraved human today .", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks ! And congrats to you and your 9 followers !", "@USER @USER @USER Good one ! No life ... live on tweeter for 10 yrs and have 130", "@USER @USER @USER Sez the guy who ’ s been on 7 years and has 12 . Uh , OK .", "@USER @USER @USER Check my tweets , I don ’ t live here", "@USER @USER @USER He means he has better things to do than engage with liberal eggheads on here . Sheesh idiot !", "@USER @USER @USER No sweetie that would be you . Carver and I appear to be on the other side from you . Thus your attention to us . Go away shill .", "@USER @USER @USER Wrong again . My comments were on the creepy nature of Donnie Bone Spurs , and the lascivious eyes he has for his daughter . You found that disgusting . Sorry the truth isn ’ t always G rated .", "@USER @USER @USER I decided not to comment on your creepy tweet ... but I did feel like jumping in when you cut someone down for having 9 followers ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER did you notice R trolls spewed \" HRC = nuke war \" as extra finger on the scale .", "context": ["Things are pretty messed up when there are a significant number of people who would be relieved if MIKE PENCE was President", "@USER he's an awful human being but he won't potentially kill us in a nuclear firestorm I think is the logic . And that's sad :(", "@USER @USER Too true . At the end of the day Pence at least lives in the same reality as the rest of us ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This MD ( info from their website ) has training in microsurgery and specializes in telemedicine . I guess FDA approval of psilocybin will take care of the shortage of mental health care professionals .", "context": ["It ’ s official ! “ Reset the brain ” is the new “ chemical imbalance . ” @USER ", "@USER @USER “ Reset the brain ” at your own risk of a psychotic break .", "@USER @USER @USER Does this MD know how he is going to prescribe to maximize therapeutic effects and minimize adverse effects ?", "@USER @USER @USER Seems like that would be hard to know . Also , when a real possible side effect is first-episode psychosis , I think it ’ s better to look elsewhere for mood / anxiety enhancement ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's as Important Today to Be a Woman of Color as It Was to Be a White Male 160 years Ago #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["Here's the thing . I will never agree to review a manuscript that is more than 700 pages . If the author cuts it down to 500 pages , then send it back to me and we can discuss .", "@USER I feel you . People need to get real .", "@USER I just don't understand why anyone things folks want to read books that are that long , or why they think they * need * to be that long . Even if they are well-written .", "@USER @USER Well , I would say this . But I think many people like long books , if the subject matter interests them . I doubt that most people reads books the way a person who is reviewing a book for a Press would read it , cover to cover over a relative short period of time .", "@USER @USER \" Many \" is difficult to measure , but I respect your point .", "@USER @USER We don't know for sure how many people are actually reading short books , either .", "@USER @USER It would be interesting to find out . But my sense is that shorter sells better . Perhaps a publisher could weigh in here .", "@USER @USER @USER sells better depending on the book ( trade or not ) and depending on who you are . Price also important . Hardcover book of 300 pages for $ 50.00 will not sell , don't need to be a publisher to know .", "@USER @USER @USER Books such as the biography of Douglass by Blight , Blood in the Water by Thompson , and the Hemingses by Annette , and ' s Slave Cause that all won important prizes & were big books . Who knows , someone perhaps refused to read those manuscripts because were too long ! 🤣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER hope I don't need to forward mail to new id next time 😝 😝 😝 😛", "context": ["Hope @USER @USER take a look in this matter on priority and provide resolution sooner than expected . @USER hope each one of you understand the risk involved in this situation . ", "@USER Hi Nitin , we regret any inconvenience caused request you to forward the e mail sent fastag team on grievance.redressal@USER.com for further assistance . - Zubin", "@USER I have forwarded mail to ' grievance.redressal@USER.com ' @USER @USER Hope I get positive update ASAP and I have no more receive other email I'd where I need to provide all these detail", "@USER Hi Nitin , thank you for writing to us , our bank official will get back to you . Request your patience in the interim . - Anay"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I LOVE it when #Trumpians get upset when people call Trump names ... The .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Yeah , I prefer to call them #Trumpians . Their brand of stupid comes from another planet .", "@USER @USER @USER be careful , I just fended off a major troll attack !", "@USER @USER @USER LOL Oh , I'm used to #Trumpians acting like the little #Fascists that they are ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No way , Trump printed it himself and the used to go golfing at his resort !", "context": ["The Dow soars , wages don ’ t . Inequality in a nutshell . ", "@USER The blunt truth from @USER . The rich get richer and the middle class is on the brink of extinction .", "@USER @USER All due to Fed low interest rate policies and money printing demanded by and out of control government that cant balance a budget or stop wasting taxpayer money . And now these incompetent fools want more tax dollars 🤔 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Uh , the money printing was done by the Obama administration and added 8 trillion ( yes trillions ) to the national debt !", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah sure but $ 400 billion added since Sept . by the Fed .", "@USER @USER @USER With a Demorats house who control the budget ! Yep"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER , the Bible is still the world's best-selling and most widely distributed book . ? _", "context": ["@USER @USER wrong your reading of them is no coherent to the content of them . You're spot on about the #Quran , not the B or T", "@USER @USER @USER If I want to know how to smash a babies head in which 1 should I read ? Or to sever family ties w / a sword ?", "@USER @USER @USER that's what I'm trying to breakdown , here . Ppl r 2 quick to jump on the bandwagon , without knowing . 2", "@USER @USER @USER Reading God's instructions & diary accounts . What could go wrong ? Should have let Gabriel write it .", "@USER @USER @USER Allah needed JK Rowling not Gabriel I mean Harry Potter sold more than the Quran lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER He used to call the office and yell at me for tweeting stuff .", "context": ["Leave it to Seattle to lose a game like that . Thanks for nothing . #DelayOfGame", "@USER There was a lot to tweet about today . Stupid Seahawks .", "@USER It ’ s hysterical how much crap you ’ ve gotten for tweeting so far . . . mainly from the one and only @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER then I'm glad the religious teacher doesn't do the same ...", "context": ["Yes , it sounds like something she would believe . ", "@USER @USER @USER ... sex with an ape . Pretty much sums up how your Evo / Devo class went at Uni . Failed .", "@USER @USER I think @USER looks about 12 so I'm going to give her the benefit of doubt . Poor kid .", "@USER ps : I'm sorry for the loss . My comments were in regards to your lack of biology knowledge rather than your beliefs .", "@USER I am not going to argue the toss with any of you any more I believe we had a different beginning that's all their is to it", "@USER coolio . If your belief is the most important thing then so be it . The quoted tweet was hilariously funny to me though . Cheers 👋", "@USER its not big to laugh at some one else's expense it's very immature", "@USER not at all . I'm very mature - and it wasn't at your expense if the tweet was true and unaltered .", "@USER you can keep your scientific theory's and hypothesis I don't want any part of it", "@USER any other scientific theories you don't personally like I can help you with ? Gravity , thermodynamics , relativity ?", "@USER A science teacher does not enter the class room of the RE teacher and tell them how to teach"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ok , so the big gov . leftists want is racist even though they want people to rely on it more ?", "context": ["@USER Not you personally . But the left as a whole .", "@USER Nope , not buying that at all . Which side recently was responsible for what amounts to a coup in NC politics ? Not mine .", "@USER A coup ? Um , what kind of coup took place ?", "@USER @USER If all of those POC were republicans do you think the lines would be drawn the same . No .", "@USER @USER They aren't because generally speaking , Repub . policies don't favor PoC .", "@USER @USER Favor ? Nothing is supposed to favor anyone it's supposed to be same rules for all .", "@USER @USER If all the same rules as you say , why do PoC generally vote democrat ? majority of Black women voted ( 94 % ) HRC", "@USER @USER They voted to get things from gov . Even though they were voting with the same democrats that instituted Jim Crow", "@USER @USER Southern democrats & northern democrats had v . different ideas , hence many party re-alignments .", "@USER @USER Really ? So post 1964 CRA what were the biggest flips . I'll go first . Storm Thurmond . Your turn .", "@USER @USER You are still not answering my question . I know all of this . Why do most PoC vote Dem now ?", "@USER @USER Because they have been brainwashed by a lie of \" institutional racism \" Dems cultivate that nonsense .", "@USER @USER No ! It is not a lie . And the fact that you believe this is incredibly sad .", "@USER @USER Oh my god , this is exhausting . It's like arguing with my dad .", "@USER @USER I thought it'd be an easy question . My apologies .", "@USER @USER Wait , do you think institutional racism means , the CIA is racist ? ! How about the institution of the USA ?", "@USER @USER So what institution is racist ? Labeling 330 million people racist is well , racist .", "@USER @USER Think of the USA as an institution . It's a govt . so , it is one ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh dear , something amiss with your education , or are you a a Gemini ? intended", "context": ["@USER @USER you need to be retarded to claim that science is wrong", "@USER You do know science changes its mind all the time , right ?", "@USER sorry it took me a bit to respond . Science changes its mind every so often , because science is about finding the truth", "@USER Which means it was wrong before . Often . So this is very wrong : ", "@USER ‘ Being wrong ’ is in fact very common in science , and part of the scientific method .", "@USER The only retarded claim would be ‘ science is right . ’ Actual scientists don ’ t make that kind of claim .", "@USER I think most logical people would claim that science is right in comparison to religion", "@USER You are including such sciences as astrology in there , right ?", "@USER @USER Since when was Astrology #scientific ? - seems you can't discern fact from fiction #HomeSchooling ?", "@USER @USER astrology is a science . It's the study of space , galaxies and such ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Well , maybe we can make them aware at those really worthwhile #MeetTheManager sessions ? ?", "context": ["📢 Our sincere apologies to those delayed yesterday due to a trespasser on the line at #NorwoodJunction .", "@USER if same scenario happened again how will you act differently to minimise impact on customers ?", "@USER @USER poor crisis mgt & poor comms have been inherent to SR for a long time.We tell u all the time.Why don't u listen"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'll say this again ... A SF member sat in a British Parliament ( Stormont ) as Deputy First Minister in a British state ( NI ) ... with a statue of the Unionist icon Edward Carson outside while some of its members received a pardon .. Yet some hark on about the SDLP ? ...", "context": ["\" We come from the tradition of Parnell and Hume . Our vision is big and it is broad . Our mission is to unite all of our people , not divide them any further . \" @USER is the first new MP to deliver his maiden speech in the House of Commons . ", "@USER @USER @USER Same here ... nothing but a SF drone ... chipping away at anything decent because it threatens ... oh well 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Decent ? ? Having to pledge allegiance to the descendants of an unelected monarchy ? Imagine if prince Andrew was to become King ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What u lefty commies dont get is you've become even worse than the Bush Neocon lemmings .", "context": ["@USER What's it called when when a guy lies straight to your face and he knows you know he's lying ?", "@USER @USER @USER Stop being a bunch of brainwashed lemmings . Use your own damn minds ", "@USER @USER @USER I saw the video . Why don't you believe your eyes rather than with that jackass says ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's a little lame , considering that I told you I'm a fan of hers . You're complaining about MY opinion .", "context": ["@USER @USER Bow out from embarrassing herself on stage and sounding bad , yes . Absolutely did .", "@USER @USER Why would she do that when her shows are selling out and still making millions of dollars ? Still a success", "@USER @USER They're selling out because she's performing songs from her past . Her supreme years ...", "@USER @USER That's what you're suppose to do dumbass . Build a catalog of hits and tour off of them .", "@USER @USER Okay , right . But making new music ? It's a dub . Her latest single was 👎 🏾", "@USER @USER She's not trying to compete with anyone , and doesn't have to prove anything . She's already ACCOMPLISHED", "@USER @USER Again ... where did I ever question any of these things ? 😂", "@USER @USER By implying her news songs have to be a hit . And saying her songs were a dub . It doesn't matter", "@USER @USER She's already accomplished everything there is to do as an artist . Now she's touring & making $ from her work", "@USER @USER From the work she made in her prime . Not this new music she's trying with . It's just not good .", "@USER @USER Who cares what you asked for ? You're constantly complaining over something that you don't have to listen too", "@USER @USER It's like no one is allowed to have a different opinion of Mariah Carey . #Delusional", "@USER @USER You can have your opinion but stop voicing them over and over and over when u see nothing it going to change", "@USER @USER . You're wasting your time . Just like old school MC and move on . No one is forcing you into listening to", "@USER @USER today's Mariah . I hate Justin Bieber's voice so I avoid anything about him musically .", "@USER @USER I don't sit and complain about how he should change this or do that . It is what it is ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER @USER Oh no . Whining ! Not that . Yes . Martial law ... that happened , huh ?", "context": [". @USER I think many said that during Bush , and during Repub primaries , and during the debates , and the election ... #cryingwolf", "@USER @USER stop . Stop . Stop . Trump is horrible . Please see that .", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe calling for martial law and whining about imaginary illegal voters ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I thought conservatives were for small government and privately owned businesses doing whatever they want and whenever they want ? You say that a baker shouldn ’ t be forced to bake a cake for a gay wedding ( I agree ) so why are you forcing FB to not run their own business .", "context": ["FACEBOOK IS THREATENING TO TAKE MY PAGE DOWN ! THIS IS NOT FAIR AT ALL ! So supporting President Trump is considered inauthentic behavior ? Twitter & Facebook is after me ! This is WRONG HELP ME SAVE MY ACCOUNT Please RT & use hashtag 👉 #DontBanTerrenceKWilliams ", "@USER It ’ s not because u support trump Terrence . It ’ s your continual harassment towards those who are critical of trump or / and a democrat . To u it looks like they are after you because u are a trump supporter . Couldn ’ t be further from the truth . But u will learn one way or the other .", "@USER @USER Terrence is a threat to the democrat ’ s narrative therefore instead of engage him in a debate the weak left opts for censorship . Disgusting", "@USER @USER @USER Why debate him ? He follows and her lies and spins have been debunked so many times that she's the real comedian of the two ", "@USER @USER @USER Lazy excuse not to debate someone . Why are you guys so scared ? Probably because you ’ re low IQ and have zero facts on your side . Keep Kooning for Jewish white folks"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER says the woman that starts the conversation with \" I was told \"", "context": ["Putin won't expel U . S . diplomats as his foreign minister urged . He is apparently betting on better ties under Trump . ", "@USER @USER lol , wow , didn't know illegals were on welfare & got the medical hook up 😑 😒 psst : your ignorance is showing", "@USER @USER @USER I was , told they do by a caseworker I know .. your ignorance is showing .. or your gullible"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 👆 totally this . Journalists should stop looking at current events , researching and analyzing them , and proposing thoughtful pieces laying out potential motives or ramifications of said convergence of events . Their job is to believe and champion what politicians say .", "context": ["Democrats know impeachment is about to profoundly change the presidential campaign . If Pelosi sends articles to Senate ' soon , ' trial will inevitably cover Iowa and New Hampshire , maybe Nevada . From @USER 1/3 ", "@USER McConnell has said Senate impeachment trial will go six days a week . That means two of four Democratic frontrunners--Sanders and Warren--will be almost totally removed from campaign trail for weeks at most critical time of race . 2/3", "@USER Pelosi is making things worse by delay . All Democrats know this , so one has to ask : This seems to be OK with Democratic leadership , doesn't it ? Indeed it does . Sanders and Warren will be thinking about what that means ... 3/3"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER would be sweet if Trump does what JFK and Lincoln did make money without paying the rich Bankers interest", "context": ["Good morning Seinfeld fans and Happy Festivus everywhere ! Today I'll have my annual #AiringofGrievances . Join me here throughout the day ...", "Hello again , I hope everyone is having a Happy Festivus ! It's once again time for my annual #AiringofGrievances ... ", "On the media & #fakenews : Festivus is real , media , so don't try 2 fact check it . And @USER is more accurate than a Brian Williams report", "New administration is lookin good . Haven't seen this many billionaires in 1 place since I staked out Bilderbergs w / Alex Jones . Good times ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Dear Joker , When was the last time you had a good laugh ?", "context": ["Can i suspend living for couple of years ?", "@USER I hope no one reads my tweets ever", "Monologue builds me up amd tears me down #Paradox", "Is it ok to become an alcoholic and consume alcohol in moderation everyday if it helps you sleep peacefully ?", "Shab e furkat ka jaaga hoon Farishton ab toh soney do", "What good is meditation if you dont practice it !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So the corrupt mayor caused as many problems as possible when the President of his country came to visit - but he , himself , built a wall to segregate Somalians .", "context": ["I pray that they build these tiny houses full of refugees right next to houses with ' All Are Welcome ' signs . Wouldn't that be a hoot ? 😅 😂 🤣 ", "@USER You know you're heading for #Sharia neighborhoods now , right ? It's only a matter of time . God help us all . 🙏", "@USER We have a Sharia no-go zone in Minneapolis . It's Cedar Riverside - known as Little Mogadishu . Somalis claimed it for Islam , renamed a street ' Somalia Street ' & the city bent to Sharia and built an $ 800K fence around it . If u walk around , their police will ask why u are there ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Gotta plan so far ahead it's stupid . I miss spontaneity ! However my body causes me to spontaneously cancel plans haha .", "context": ["I wanted to decorate my Christmas tree today but my arm is too sore . I know , it's the saddest story ever told . #painprobs #chroniclife", "@USER I suddenly get this click that hurts when I try to lift my right arm . Washing my hair should be fun !", "@USER lol mine isn't clicking but my right arm hurt to even pull the lever on my recliner and also to spread peanut butter haha sad .", "@USER Ow ! If you can't spread peanut butter your family will collapse !", "@USER lol ! Thankfully , nobody depends on me for much . They know better haha .", "@USER Mine are always shocked when I do something . Hubby always asks \" did you hurt yourself ? \" . No but I'm about to hurt you !", "@USER when I do more than usual , my mom wants me to do even more \" while I'm doing good \" . Which almost always leads to overdoing it .", "@USER I don't blame her though I tend to have the same plan and just plan to be dead for days after lol .", "@USER I'm planning my Saturday right now . I need to carefully schedule everything ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER anti-elitists vote into office the epitome of elitism with a touch of narcissism for entertainment #resist", "context": ["Millions of working-class Trump voters are about to discover what they did to themselves ", "@USER Perhaps . But maybe they were sick & tired of the political elite class and wanted to demonstrate their right as citizens ?", "@USER @USER Political elite class ? Sounds scary . Which one of Trump's appointments doesn't qualify ?", "@USER @USER Would it have been ANY different with the alternative ? Really ?", "@USER @USER Anti-fair housing HUD Sec , Anti-civil rights AG , Anti-public education Ed.Sec . Combined wealth $ 35B So yeah , a bit"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER so you're saying I shouldn't believe in God just because you're say he doesn't exit ? ! ! !", "context": ["@USER @USER , aaahahaha ! Thanks for the laugh . The most unintelligent man I've listened to . Yes , yes , I know , you atheist / 1", "@USER @USER @USER give proof He doesn't , then we'll talk business . Exactly ! U can't . Apologetics . Research it", "@USER @USER @USER if ur going to communicate with rot , without using your intellect , I'm not wasting my time .", "@USER @USER @USER I asked you for a good reason as to why god would exist . You're responding me with a question .", "@USER @USER @USER exactly my point . I can also position you with the same question . Your argument is futile 1", "@USER @USER @USER what ? ? So you're saying we should believe in god just because there is no proof that he's not there ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER knackered / brain dead to read them at the moment", "context": ["#solidarity to anyone else who STILL HAS A WEEK TO GO UNTIL HALF TERM .", "@USER of nationality ( Britishness ) - with focus on film language & terminology - that is as far as my tired brain has got", "@USER I'd start with stereotypes , then think of others in other ( British ) films , then use film lang to analyse how they're created .", "@USER Would be useful to recap audience demographics re social class & get them to visualise the class stereotypes somehow", "@USER Yep , I think actually providing them with social class & audience demogs would save time also = more time allocated on analysis .", "@USER Oh glad you think that - useful revision for them too . Sometimes I think they all have memories like Dory .", "@USER < I'm fascinated by the Michaela ' drilling ' method and why I'm such an advocate of persistent and repeated use of Quizlet ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hmmm - CORN = diesel - the embroidery seems to have been made with cornsilk = now that's on fire !", "context": ["Found somewhere between Florida , Texas & Milwaukee Know anything about this Thelma @USER & Louise … ", "@USER @USER I will admit to a brief fascination with embroidery back in the day , but this surpasses my small talent ... ;-)", "@USER @USER Next to an almost unrecognizable & destroyed cardboard cutout of a highly disrespected #PH figure - #IKnowNothing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "So @USER ' s tweets criticising @USER ' s comments on divisive nationalism has descended in2 a thread of abuse & division", "context": ["1/3 I'm a big admirer of @USER but today's intervention is spectacularly ill-judged ...", "2/3 it is an insult to all those Scots who support independence for reasons of inclusion & social justice - the antithesis of what he says", "3/3 and it is a sign of the sheer desperation and moral bankruptcy that has driven so many from Scottish Labour's ranks . Very disappointing .", "@USER if only you were as quick to condemn disgusting comments from your own rank @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER U mean like these ones , ? Oh the BTW , Were did you got that \" i \" am the one who doesn't know t ", "context": ["Well done , @USER . I'm sure when @USER reads your tweet , she will never vote for Trump again … ", "Sorry , after years in the game I know that you cannot convince people who think of me as subhuman that I am indeed human . @USER", "Trump said and advocated * many * racist , bigoted , misogynist , hateful things . This is uncontroversial fact . @USER", "If you voted for Trump , it's * not * irrational of me to assume you endorse every hateful thing he said or advocated . @USER", "@USER I think you shouldn't paint everyone with the same brush . Think we've been there in the context of Islam , no ? @USER", "@USER how could you equate those things ? Have all muslims voted ISIS to endorse it ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER No.Just happen their'moral perfect example's the same guy asISIS.Do they all endorse what he did , said , etc ?", "@USER you don't really have a clue what you're talking about , huh ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Projecting much , kid ? Good nonasnwer . You don't have idea about Islam , Muhammad , the Uswa Hasana , etc , right ?", "@USER also , you don't really help your cause by speaking derogatorily . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Your calling porn bad and commenting on a thread about banning it ... is basic logic beyond you ? But I love the sjw dig while you're LITERALLY calling for censorship . Act more like a snowflake please .", "context": ["@USER What has happened is that atheist , socially liberal libertarians infiltrated the conservative movement because they can't poll past 1 % and are trying to steer our social concerns to the left . This is how TPUSA got a big black man on stage talking abt he got a husband .", "@USER @USER OR you're the ultra conservative minority that makes up roughly about the same amount as the far left lunatics . Which means the vast majority don't agree with either of your stances 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah you're wrong dude . The whole essence of conservatism is preserving customs culture and traditions . Porn is degeneracy designed to placate the masses . Its meant to get you hooked and form an addiction . What does porn conserve ? LOL", "@USER @USER @USER I am old enough to remember when the GOP first formed this little fundie alliance . Time to put a stake in it already .", "@USER @USER @USER Unless you want more degenerate debauchery reflected in our culture I suggest you slow your role young'un .", "@USER @USER @USER unless you want chinese style censorship in the west i suggest you slow your role old one", "@USER @USER @USER The irony is , these are the same people who look at Islam and their censorship of women and think they are backwards just like they think of Chinese censorship .. and they dont see the irony in calling for the same style of censoring .", "@USER @USER @USER Never once have I advocated Censorship in this thread but ok . 🙄 LOL", "@USER @USER @USER When you cant even take the time to read your own tweets ... 🙄 ", "@USER @USER @USER You cant even read period . Where in all of that do I say we need to ban porn ? You're just another illogical SJW aren't you ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER waiting for the chip in the brain with holographic projection from the inner eye . [ ] #53017", "context": ["Love the irony of the watch as a retirement gift . Does anyone wear a watch still ? Or just the Iwatch ?", "@USER I love my watch . I refuse to believe they are passe .", "@USER is it an Iwatch ? I liked mine but the redundancy of never going w / o my phone won the battle", "@USER I don't even know what an iWatch does . I like not knowing . I like it a lot . Scared of being like Sheri Turkle's daughter .", "@USER I agree . Too hard to focus already without a rocket launcher strapped to your hand . Love ST - genius ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER dies thousand times when An AAPiya talks abt Nationalism @USER ", "context": ["Wow ! ! Buck Stops Here wins the prestigious Asian Television Award in Singapore for our ground reporting of the Pat … ", "@USER u mean for Providing State secrets to Pak .. Right ? ?", "@USER @USER well , modi did that better when he invited ISI here ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m laughing at our chum playing the righteous game down in Chiswick", "context": ["You know , I ’ m starting to get the feeling that @USER might just be trying to dodge the @USER interview he promised to do ... ", "@USER @USER @USER It is a shame but understandable frankly . He could lose two or three points in the polls by being forensically grilled by the best political interviewer in the media full stop ! Could be the difference in a majority or not ...", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s the behaviour of a coward . Someone who only wants to win , but not lead . It ’ s pathetic and demonstrates he is wholly unsuitable to be our PM", "@USER @USER @USER At least he isn ’ t an anti semite terror apologist", "@USER @USER @USER So you admit he is a coward , then ?", "@USER @USER @USER Fantastic whataboutery , he ’ s been on tv twice for interviews this week , I ’ d prefer he did Andrew Neill but I can see why given he ’ s so far ahead in polls why he wouldn ’ t , why risk it ? Your foaming at mouth but most people don ’ t care , lol !", "@USER @USER @USER Many people do care . It goes to show how far standards have fallen that a lot of people don't .", "@USER @USER @USER Standards have fallen - in all sorts of areas , not just politics . Boris should be interviewed by Andrew Neil but more important to him and his advisors is not doing anything that will narrow the poll gap . If he was going to be scrutinised by Aneil it should have been weeks ago"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I see you missed the tutorial on . Thanks for the entertainment ! _", "context": ["Republicans vote to give police power to arrest people protesting peacefully against Trump ", "@USER @USER @USER I assume these last two are from fake news stories ? Though they look real . So which ?", "@USER @USER @USER I think he was drunk , fell and hurt his nose ... There is little firm context !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER how ironic coming from the newly found Bible loving war mongering Obama supporter", "context": [". @USER was great last night in D . C . playing for 147 Diplomats and Ambassadors from countries around the world . Thanks Alabama !", "Crony capitalism and corporate socialism , as practiced by Donald Trump , hurt us all . @USER", "@USER @USER where was everyone when #Obama was bombing everyone / starting wars & destroying … ", "@USER @USER @USER Liberals are to stupid to see what Obama has done to the world .", "@USER @USER @USER are they 2 stupid or does the #media they consume shield them & or make justifications ?", "@USER @USER @USER One could say both , but they are too ignorant to see the truth or look for the truth .", "@USER @USER @USER we say the same exact thing about you too , every day ! We think you're too stupid to think ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER While you blame Bernie ’ s wife and Susan Sarandon , you ’ re projecting your misplaced blame on me . The Clintons literally convinced Trump to run for president and wanted him to be nominated via the Pied Piper strategy because they thought he would be easier to defeat .", "context": ["Hillary Clinton accomplished more before the age of 35 than Sanders has in his 78 years on this wretched planet .", "@USER @USER Except that ’ s it ’ s a total made-up lie . He was getting arrested for civil rights when she was still a Republican .", "@USER @USER @USER Hillary was a child when BS was in college . She was never a Republican - she has only ever been a registered Democrat , unlike Sanders . After Wellesley , she worked undercover in the South to investigate illegally segregated schools . Sanders post-college did nothing for 2 decades .", "@USER @USER @USER She was a high-school Young Republican and \" Goldwater Girl \" .", "@USER @USER @USER You sound daft . As a girl , Hillary aligned w / her parents ’ politics as children usually do & volunteered for Goldwater . Then she went to college & realized her values aligned w / the Democratic Party - she voted in her first & every subsequent election as a Democrat . +", "@USER @USER @USER + Why is it you smear HRC for being politically engaged when she was 16 ; but you dismiss our concerns about the 29 - year-old Sanders ' writing that 16 - year-old girls should be encouraged to f * ck & he wants to see toddlers naked & touching each other & women teachers are b ^ tches ? Huh .", "@USER @USER @USER + why do you care that a * child * wasn ’ t a Democrat before she could even vote but not that Sanders has never been a Democrat but he uses the party in Vermont to secure his seat & Warren voted Republican until she was almost 50 ? Y ’ all have some nerve .", "@USER @USER @USER Smearing is all Centrists ever do because they hate talking about policy . “ Tulsi is a Russian agent ” “ Bernie is friends with Putin ”", "@USER @USER @USER You have nerve for even pretending to be a Progressive . The current Dem leadership are only concerned with doing what the donors want them to do and have helped Trump get elected and would prefer him to get re-elected over someone who would help the working class like Bernie .", "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re defending a candidate whose wife and campaign surrogates implicitly in some cases & explicitly in others encouraged third party votes ; when Sarandon excitedly hoped trump would win & “ bring the revolution , ” Sanders stayed silent . So I laugh at you & your misplaced blame ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Or Sweden . Sweden sucks with their no cash policy ", "context": ["What was I thinking ? Ordered a coffee from an extremely pleasant person - girl , on way down the coast , but had to leave it at the machine . They don ’ t take cash ! #CashTrapped ", "@USER This country is on a steep downhill decline", "@USER @USER I think the goal is to make us similar to or worse than China , so that when we have to eventually roll over and let them take over , it won't be too much of a shock ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Nice lecture on name calling & hypocrisy from someone calling our President a fascist in his screen name .", "context": ["How do I feel about Senator Warren being barred from Sessions discussion after her inappropriate speech ? It's like Christmas . #LetLizSpeak", "What was inappropriate about it ? That an old white racist felt the need to protect another old white racist from women ? @USER", "@USER @USER It was inappropriate , the intentional impunity . I'm glad some adult told that seahag to sit down and shut up !", "@USER So , technically I'm not name calling . No different than describing someone as Liberal or Conservative .", "@USER on the other hand , I will not stoop to your level and call names . But will leave you with this ... use … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER especially when \" care \" is in their twitter handle .", "context": ["It would appear @USER doesn't much care if you made a reservation . Don't arrive within an hour and they give that truck away . #ruinedmove", "@USER I apologize for that ! However reservations are made for the time you set them , not an hour later :/ ^ MDS", "@USER I understand . However , caring companies typically notify customers before releasing their reservation , thus stranding them ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The of a pro-RU / Assad troll , that has spent years disparaging , is now asking for answers is astounding .", "context": ["The timing is doesn't match the CCTV video where the missile flies ~ 5sec . The plane appears to be losing altitude quite fast , too fast to make it to the crash site ? #PS752 Quick visual . Needs some fine tuning . ", "Pink angle suggested for roughly the POV of the new vid . So how to account for the CCTV video ? ", "So if this CCTV is wrong ( missile flies for ~ 5sec ) how can the new video be trusted ? Second missile flies for ~ 12 seconds #PS752 ", "@USER Perhaps as it ’ s simple as this ? The timing issue assumes the horizon we see in this video corresponds to launch horizon . Topography might be blocking the actual launch site and lower part of the missile ’ s path from view . Perhaps ...", "@USER @USER The missile flies at ~ 15 degree elevation to ~ 2400m did someone post , the topology profile / trig that accounts for missing 13 seconds ?", "@USER @USER Also , what launch spot was being assume up until the new video ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and that itself as I understand it is racism lol", "context": ["I'm so confused . What is the definition of bigot ? This is apparently wrong as I'm told . ", "@USER well then a whole lot of people are misusing it . It been told that this and the definition of racism are outdated ...", "@USER Well . Some truly believe racism can only be done by whites"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I read yours after I read that ... lol", "context": ["So after the Democrats gave me no Due Process in the House , no lawyers , no witnesses , no nothing , they now want to tell the Senate how to run their trial . Actually , they have zero proof of anything , they will never even show up . They want out . I want an immediate trial !", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you and here ’ s are a few more Patriots", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much Mickey for including me with all these awesome Patriots ! Here are my 10 : #PatriotsUnite", "@USER @USER @USER I distrust chains / trains from what little I know . I tend to vet handles by searching there profile . Am I being to Oliver Stone ish ?", "@USER @USER @USER Great conductors here ... they vet everybody before they're listed . But it's never out of line to have a look . Glad you're here !", "@USER @USER @USER Very true , but I still enjoy reading a great profile 🤣 😂 ", "@USER @USER @USER Read mine ! Then sing me soft kitty please ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER cost of security + stock losses = MORE THAN COST OF CHECKOUT PERSON", "context": ["Brace yourself for new rules at self-serve checkouts via @USER @USER @USER just employ STAFF", "@USER @USER @USER has anyone compared stock loss $ v cost of staff ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER what about the employment of police officers in their stores", "@USER @USER @USER security officers just as effective . A ' real ' cashier would remove the pathway"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER sounds legit . May or may not be possible without these different playoff classifications .", "context": ["Excited about some upcoming playoff matchups this week : Minden @USER Livonia WeNola @USER Tioga", "@USER brother Martin vs Catholic ( BR ) think I'm gonna attend that one .", "@USER I'm trying to get to Easton vs tioga . I'll know later in the week .", "@USER also any word on what's the deal with LW vs Sulphur . People of Sulphur upset the game is Thursday and not Friday .", "@USER I'll say this . Whether a Thursday , Friday , or Saturday , gimme Landry-Walker to get the dub . Too much talent .", "@USER I think it'll be quite easy . I've got them in the dome . Big year for New Orleans in the dome IMO this year like BR last yr"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Please do - we are inn the city for an hour almost - post which we would not know how to deal with the car . Quite upsetting - we touch your base not find a single car when zoomcar seems to be doing fairly a good job !", "context": ["@USER we hired a car in BANGLORE - for which AC doesnt work + we wanted to upgrade the car without any expectation of a refund . Your customer support says - No Upgrade + get the AC fixed youself ! Thanku for amazing support in 28 ° - quite summer friendly !", "@USER please accept our sincere apologies for the inconvenience caused in regard to the car condition . Kindly share the booking ID through the direct message for us to have a check on the issue .", "@USER ID for your kind referral - \" JPS 66EX06 \" . Our trip has begun with a bumpy start - your staff needs an upgrade like the zoom car we are driving in . We hope both of them are done the right way !", "@USER Also , the issue is escalated to our ground team , we will take necessary action so that such issues will be minimized in the future .", "@USER Lol ! Like we intend to USE your sevice ANYTIME in the future . Future is quite uncertain - like your cars and service and replies . Three cheers to your stupid fellows whose best ability is ignorance ✈ ️", "@USER Any change in the booking shall be made only 24 hours prior to the trip start time . Also , you have contacted our support team and asked to change the vehicle as luggage is more in this case , we will be unable to change the vehicle .", "@USER Yes our VERY BAD - your website said the car could hold 3 luggages - it holds 1 - we are literally sitting on 2 - which is why we needed an UPGRADE - without a refund or a new booking - yet OH OUR VERY BAD TO RELY ! our trip is made of AC fixing-we never included it in our time iternary !", "@USER We understand your disappointment here . We will have this checked with our ground team and we will take appropriate action .", "@USER Let us know an appropriate time - or get back to you on a retweet ! 💜", "@USER We request you to fix the issue and continue the trip , please rest assured we will ensure necessary action shall be taken about the vehicle condition .", "@USER We are in your city of BANGALORE at the moment - we can change the car now - do you wish to spoil 3 more days of our trip ahead ? Would your CEO be happy in travelling in a car like that or would you do something - believing your CUSTOMER IS YOUR KING ?", "@USER We are checking on the alternate vehicle . Please allow us sometime , we will have a check and we will share an update ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER since becoming severely disabled I've not attended one conference , not even those on participation and inclusion . @USER", "context": ["Great to be planning next social #history of learning #disability conference - how to do inclusive research on our history @USER", "@USER it'd be so wonderful if disabled academics could attend online from home . Some disabilities make physical presence impossible . @USER", "@USER @USER Agreed , none of us are in the same room today !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because the Skywalker family and the Jedi are the clearly the most interesting part of this giant sci-fantasy setting", "context": ["\" There was nowhere to go at the end of TLJ . \" This is clearly incorrect . Rian Johnson clearly indicated the direction : Kylo v . Rey . One leading First Order + Knights of Ren ; other allied with Resistance and leading a new Jedi Order recruited from across the galaxy .", "@USER TFA was a retelling of the first movie , the third one was a retelling of jedi , knowing JJ it was planned from the beginning , like adding the emperor and wink profusely to the audience . That's how he writes , and that's why I stopped watching Lost at season 2", "@USER @USER I just never really got why it was like a new resistance and basically new empire . Like I get it . We're rehashing the first trilogy , but why is that how the universe ended up . It never felt satisfying to me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The guy who's constantly contradicting himself , lying about what he said , and resorting to childish ad hominems is entirely consistent . Since we're going there , you're either a complete idiot or dishonestly dancing around what you really believe . Either way , muted .", "context": ["If you don ’ t like porn , don ’ t watch it . Conservatives believe in limited government . At least we ’ re supposed to . Let parents do their job . ", "@USER I don ’ t agree . Porn fuels the biggest slavery epidemic in history . And most of those slaves are children . Children used for sex . We must acknowledge what porn is . It ’ s food for lust , and it fuels a nefarious evil . Anyone posting such should be held accountable .", "@USER @USER The way to stop porn is to have it blocked at the internet service provider . We have the artificial intelligence technology to sense nudity . Govt Mandate the ISP to block it . People are free to see it if they wish . People should also be free to block it if they wish .", "@USER @USER @USER \" Have government force a block on all nudity at the ISP level . \" But also ... \" People are free to see it if they wish . \" Cognitive dissonance .", "@USER @USER @USER You miss understand . The ISP blocks or does not block based on the customers wishes . Have some vision", "@USER @USER @USER You literally said ... \" Govt Mandate the ISP to block it . \" Have some consistency .", "@USER @USER @USER Or people could demand it . The only way to block it is at the ISP level . You can have a router at home or work but mobile data has no router . Your phone goes straight to the ISP .", "@USER @USER @USER The government has mandated many things my business needs to do .", "@USER @USER @USER You called for a government mandated block at the ISP level . Then you denied that you called for that . Now you're trying to justify it . Make . Up . Your . Mind .", "@USER @USER @USER I never denied that I said a govt mandate is the only way this would actually happen . You're abusing the brevity of Twitter .", "@USER @USER @USER I already quoted you , your denial is a blatant lie . Next .", "@USER @USER @USER You obviously only care about arguing . My tweets are consistent . You must watch so much porn you have to attack anyone who wishes to block it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Do you know what \" Moron \" mean ? How about ? Why be proud of being ignorant ?", "context": ["Amish ? ? BREAKING : Gunman Screaming ' Allahu Akbar ' Opens Fire In Spanish Supermarket ! ", "@USER @USER Trump supporters act so tough yet , ironically , they seem to be the most afraid .", "@USER @USER @USER I have my Bible / guns .. don't fk with Trump voters #Moron"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Someone supporting political violence to silence people with different opinions is calling someone else a fascist", "context": ["students petitioned UC Berkeley to stop this event from happening ; place the blame where it belongs . they * chose * this", "if you give people no choice but this form of resistance , if all other forms of protecting their communities fail , they'll take this route", "UC Berkeley could've prevented this . they chose to bring a fascist to campus that's serially harassed students . it's on them ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah , it's real hard to understand how she lost after giving the finger to 46 % of her base .", "context": ["We're going to play the \" if \" game ? So if all the people that eat cold cereal had voted HRC ... #GTFO You backed a c … ", "@USER @USER Yeah . Jill Stein's 1 % is the issue . Not Clinton having $ 1.3 billion in her campaign and losing to a fascist", "@USER @USER Because she's terrible . And corrupt . Not the fact that she went to Utah , Georgia , and Texas instead of staying in Mi , Wi", "@USER @USER Not the fact that there was no mention of Flint since the primary by any Democrat . Just blame Jill Stein . #ridiculous", "@USER @USER It's really depressing that she would make such a fallacious argument . Clinton isn't entitled to Stein's votes ...", "@USER @USER If HRC wanted Green votes , she could have showed up for #NoDAPL . Money mattered more than voters .", "@USER @USER It's the same old blame-game . Too bad - we're not buying their lies and BS anymore .", "@USER exactly . It's easy to blame everyone else for wanting to be represented . HRC made it clear that progressives didn't matter ...", "@USER First , Bernie ( nuff said ) then , Kain . Then hiring DWS after the DNC debacle , never once apologizing for rigging the primary", "@USER And still they cry , \" WHY ? WHY DID SHE LOSE ? \" #facepalm"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I would be correct in guessing you have no idea the meaning of ? ", "context": ["Dear Mainstream Press : Hold Trump / Spicer To Account But Get Off Your High Horses ", "@USER Spicer's purpose is to knock them off their high horses and We the People highly approve .", "@USER @USER Not when literally his first presser is a lie . That sets the tone for the entire administration .", "@USER @USER As opposed to the last eight years of media lies ?", "@USER @USER Ah . The old \" they lied so we can lie , too \" tactic . Shrewd move .", "@USER @USER Keep getting your news from Chrissy , Georgie , Chuckie and the boys . You won't be informed but you don't care :", "@USER @USER You have no idea where I get my news from . Why pretend that you do ? Be mature about it .", "@USER @USER Says the irrelevant dope who assumes I support Trump . The media is a liar . Apparently you buy in .", "@USER @USER Your mind is too weak to have an intelligent discourse with . Have a great day .", "@USER @USER Typical loser . Can't debate . Insults and runs . Change your bio ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" Intellectually lazy \" , quoth the Twitter account that used \" West sucks \" as their argument .", "context": ["A liberal writes in @USER how he was radicalized by @USER into full-scale hatermongering against Muslims ", "This @USER OpEd illustrates function of @USER : give liberals license to rail obsessively against Muslims ", "@USER @USER @USER Hardly surprising . Remember Sam desperately trying to convince us Chomsky was \" morally confused \" ?", "@USER @USER @USER Chomsky = intellectually lazy . His premise = \" West sucks \" and settled w that 2 explain away everything"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER we have electoral college because the framers of the Constitution didn t trust direct democracy .", "context": ["The President of the Ununited States , ladies and gentlemen , tweeting this as his congress allows the mentally ill t … ", "@USER Seriously America ! ! ! what were you thinking , electing this revolting person as president . His thinking is in the dark ages", "@USER @USER we really didn't . He lost the popular vote . The electoral college is OUT OF DATE .", "@USER @USER can you enlighten me as to how he won ? ? if he lost the popular vote how on earth did this idiot win , cheating ? ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Not sure what you mean . Hopefully it was", "context": ["After seeing the intel , I don ’ t believe it supports conclusion that killing Soleimani will stop Iranian plotting or reduce risk to American lives . Trump ’ s decision does , however , increase likelihood of war with Iran and threaten our gains against ISIS . It was a reckless move . ", "@USER #Democrats continue to improperly read #islamic #terrorists & rogue states like . They only understand one thing : . They are bullies . The ONLY way to deal with such players is to create a target list & reduce as many as possible from the list whenever possible", "@USER @USER That ’ s right ... and we all know that Jesus shot himself down off the cross with an AK47"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , that'll convince someone to vote for your guy . Douchey activists support douchey candidates . There is no good or functioning socialism . It doesn't matter how many times you try , or how much smarter you think you are . Socialism always leads to hell . Always . Next .", "context": ["Bernie is the Democratic frontrunner The polls are wrong This is primary season not passive Democrat season Most dems will stay home and the activists will pick Bernie ", "@USER Every single Democrat I know in the real world is completely checked out at this point . They're not paying attention , at all . Anecdotal , so take it for what it's worth .", "@USER i agree , thats what my friends are saying . The activists will vote in bernie", "@USER @USER Dude ... I'll be forced to vote Trump if it's VS Bernie . I mean ... they are all going full socialist , but Bernie is true Venezuela through and through . I'd rather see Fake Bernie , Warren ... cuz at least she is just pretending to be Bernie and won't follow through on ruining US .", "@USER @USER @USER No he's not you absolute dullard . Name a single policy Bernie has proposed that is \" true Venezuela through and through \" , I'll wait"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah , he felt so empathetic parading Ryan's widow in his speech . Saying how many applause he brought down .", "context": ["@USER We were talking about different treatment due to different backgrounds . Quotas is right up that alley .", "@USER yea i don't even know what there is to talk about here . lol", "@USER Maybe cause you're not familiar with quotas and the effect there of . But ok .", "@USER I know what you're sort of saying but I'm not sure how it's relevant to what we're talking about", "@USER Different treatments due to different backgrounds . Ie different treatment of terrorist groups due to background .", "@USER alright what non muslim terrorist group needs to be treated more harshly ?", "@USER Article mentioned a few . I'm no expert , simply saying that Islamic terrorism isn't all it's cracked up to be .", "@USER I listen to the experts , not the sources who wanna spread hate and fear .", "@USER I'm pretty sure both of anyone in an argument always thinks they listen to the experts and we are no different", "@USER Sure . But do you challenge yourself ? I'm not immune to fear and propaganda but fight to not get played .", "@USER I manage to be able to talk to people from different \" sides \" , which can't be done without a pretty open mind .", "@USER But we can't both be right . Islamic terrorism can't both be the biggest terrorism threat and not .", "@USER it's not a threat now because we aren't letting it be . You won't realize you're being protected until you're not", "@USER I do realize there is protection , I read my own link .", "@USER just because no one has died from a nuke since the 40s doesn't mean they aren't a threat , for instance", "@USER But that's also propaganda . Like US going in for a mass destruction weapon that isn't there .", "@USER that was a mistake by the CIA and bush administration being overly aggressive . its no secret", "@USER I'm saying you can't just allow this and that and call it protection no matter what , so people give it thumbs up .", "@USER you do realize trump is one of the biggest critics of bush invading iraq , right ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Always do before making assertions and coming to conclusions . #Deepburn #HashtagHashtag", "context": ["You sir are incorrect . Been 2 years since Corona was Molson . ", "@USER I am not incorrect , as usual . But thank you for the clarification I sought . ☺", "@USER Otherwise you don't fact check often enough . Which based on your political affiliations would make sense . #DeepBurn #Hashtag"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A NOBODY like u pointing fingers at ppl who have been instrumental in sea change ! Such", "context": ["\" Many \" ? Who besides London & Beltway insiders know who Farage is ? Not a month & Trump starts 2 parrot unelected bur … ", "@USER @USER @USER Errr ... did the SMALL MATTER of #brexit skip ur feeble mind ? Or was that a \" BELTWAY \" thing 2 ?", "@USER @USER @USER The only part he played in Brexit was in Farage's feeble imagination"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sally , you clearly have no life by creating all these fake Twitter accounts . 🤣", "context": ["@USER @USER hey sally , can you see what Im missing here ? ", "@USER @USER Just an account who limits who can see tweets 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ oh an then some rando commenting", "@USER @USER That tweet claims we are all the same person : me"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , I'm Pretty Sick of \" Liberal \" Arrogance and Self-Righteousness . Life Is Too Short . Say , Did You Know Democrats Were \" Liberals \" #ProChoice #Slavery #WhiteMansRightToChoose 160 Years Ago , too ?", "context": ["“ Darkness cannot drive out darkness ; only light can do that . Hate cannot drive out hate ; only love can do that . ” Said a man who changed the world . A simple man whose voice rings true to this day . “ I have decided to stick with love . Hate is too great a burden to bear . ” #JustMercy ", "@USER So Why Do \" Liberals \" HATE Trump and Republicans So Much ? #NoH8 #LoveWins #LoveTrumpsHate Martha McSally Etc", "@USER @USER Why don ’ t you ask if it is the person we hate or their actions ? There is a difference , you know ?", "@USER @USER i know ... such a hard concept to perceive when you ’ re small minded . Lol", "@USER @USER LOL Yeah , Must Be , bc ANYONE Who Disagrees w a \" Liberal \" MUST BE \" Small Minded \" #Greedy #Subhuman #Racist Right ? LOL \" Liberals \" Are ALWAYS SO KIND and SUPPORTIVE to Those They Disagree with , Right ? Epic", "@USER @USER Did you read that gibberish before hitting the reply button ? My small minded comment specifically described YOU and no one else . So not only do you seem small minded , but kinda nuts with all the “ lols ” .", "@USER @USER Say , Could You Please Point Out Some Examples of \" Liberals \" Disagreeing w Republicans w / o Being Nasty ? I'll Wait , but I'm Almost 55 . My Life Expectancy Will Probably Run Out Before You Can Provide More 5han One Example . Thanks !", "@USER @USER I could give you numerous examples , but since you ’ re “ almost 55 ” and your “ life expectancy will probably run out ” before reading them all . I assume you would want to spend these precious moments watching Faux News than reading a liberals tweets ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER . What a scary bubble to live in . Dissent Memo from State about this counterproductive EO ", "context": ["\" The whole idea of him ( @USER ) doing what he SAID he was going to do is STUNNING to the #American people \" … ", "@USER @USER @USER unconstitutional religious bans ? Not proud of this at all", "@USER you should read and also seek legal experts ' opinion . It's \" bigotry and religious discrimination . \" ", "@USER I read the EO , maybe you need to read EO from last 6 Pres , oh ya diff stand for trump", "@USER how about a source or link ? I'm tired of people making stuff up or sharing alternative facts on here .", "@USER Sergey Brin , Google co-founder , protested ban at airport too ;) . He didn't w Obama ban . Different ! ", "@USER tell him to use his Google to find all the \" hoax \" videos of what we do not want here . You people need to wake the hell up !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The answer to the question is \" the only way to get some game braking talent is to pick top 2 , especially for these guys ... \" So , yeah , even top 2 they could look for \" character \" before talent .", "context": ["#Habs are 7pts out of a wild card spot . 4pts out of 3rd but TBL has 2 games in hand . Gally , Armia , Drouin and Byron likely out til February . 5 pts out of 3rd last in the NHL . Very good chance we're selling at the trade deadline .", "@USER Why sell ? Seriously ? For more draft picks ? So the circle goes around and around year after year . And it ’ s more excuses next year .", "@USER I ’ d actually be pissed . Tatar is our best forward and Petry is our 2nd best defenceman . Like why ?", "@USER @USER Our best forward is actually Drouin and id take Danault , Gallagher , Domi and Suzuki over Tatar any day .", "@USER @USER Tatar is at 35 points and Drouin is at 15 . I like all the players you mentioned why get rid of any ? More picks ? We have more draft picks then we know what to do with . If Tatar likes playing here keep him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER She doesn't make money , she begs for money , begs for money to fly herself around the world spreading her hate . Going to foreign countries to tell them that they shouldn't let foreigners tell them what to do", "context": ["These are the types of typical responses to @USER tweets , and @USER thinks her account is allowed to stand ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Other accounts have been shut down for less . need to take action against her", "@USER @USER @USER However i do believe she feeds off the hatred . It somehow makes her feel important . She loves the attention . So she probably loves being reported . Makes her feel important . Even although she isnt", "@USER @USER @USER End of the day , and make money from her account so that ’ s why it ’ s still active ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I don't either . Mostly , tho , consistency is imp or descriptions are inherently unequal .", "context": ["OK but why male and women as descriptors ? ( Men and women ? Male and female ? ) ", "@USER @USER Both \" man journalist \" and \" woman journalist \" sound wrong to me . \" Male \" and \" female \" are better as adjectives .", "@USER @USER Completely agree . \" Woman \" as an adjective has always sounded wrong , esp because \" man \" is not used that way .", "@USER @USER @USER Seems to be hypercorrection against using \" female \" as a noun . ( Which emphasizes biology . )", "@USER @USER @USER Author here : that's what it is and purposefully so .", "@USER @USER @USER Interesting . Is there some reason male biology is more acceptable ... ?", "@USER @USER @USER Biologist here : I use male / female a lot , not just for humans . I don't see female as slur adjective ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER RW has always blamed media to be biased / paid . And today they have embarked on worst propaganda politics @USER", "context": ["Compare this narrative to Akhilesh Yadav's UP100 which is doing some fabulous work in the state . BJP and their mor … ", "@USER Somebody let Romeo's PR agent know how much slander passes in his client's name", "@USER someone take amit shah out of everything . High time .", "@USER Not just Amit shah . Lots of other messages need to go out loud and clear . But silence is complicit . @USER", "@USER Silence is complicit . I love this line . Desperate times in our country and we need this message to run through @USER", "@USER Such blindness to realities and to balance ! & they don't understand this statement at all ; drag Manmohan Singh @USER", "@USER but given what is happening in US I genuinely feel this is no time to be quiet anymore . No matter what . @USER", "@USER Yes , I agree . But who is listening ? That's what I wonder . @USER", "@USER doesn't matter . At all . We need to continue speaking . @USER", "@USER I agree . Dissent by definition is against the tide . @USER", "@USER True that ! @USER did you read that article on bid data and how it was used to help Trump win ? That was scary .", "@USER @USER yup I read . But I am not surprised . I always expected it to be so .", "@USER Yes , but the extent ! And that company is now working with France & German Alt-Right leaders ! @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER says the one who mocks memes yet sent me one _", "context": ["You don't think people who've had more flu jabs likely to be older ? Which also happens to be single biggest risk fa … ", "This > . @USER Simon makes me cry ! And ignorant people like you ! @USER @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER How many of those deaths are car crashes or other trauma ?", "NO > . @USER That's YOUR corrupt industry way of doing business ! #BigpHARMA @USER @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER See , another pointless meme and photo with zero evidence ... yawn", "@USER @USER @USER They also get stumped when we explain we're not in the USA 😉 😉", "It must suck to be U DOC > . @USER advocating murder via #vaccines ! @USER @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER nice meme ! Got any real data . Or is that hidden too .", "@USER @USER @USER and all your \" friends \" spew hate and no substance ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER where did you read that , on the CBC ?", "context": ["@USER so much classier than what Trump said . Proud to be Canadian .", "@USER @USER So you would rather your leaders whitewash what Castro was than speak the truth . Glad you are Canadian too .", "@USER @USER never heard any of you people stand up for Cubans before now . You wanted to deport them .", "@USER @USER I am all for overthrowing that government and allowing freedom back in .", "@USER not everyone in Cuba is unhappy with their government . A lot of it is media spin ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But this one is also clearly jealous of all the support Johnny gets from so many people . \" nO oNE WoUlD sTaN hIm FoR FreE \" , yeah sure , a loving , talented , and charismatic actor having fans , weird , right ? People should stan blue tick m0rons on Twitter stead . Lol", "context": ["This might be premature , but I may have done the impossible : I've exhausted a pack of Johnny Depp stans .", "@USER Looking at your wall abd tweets and replies it appears you spend your time trying trigger bait and egg people into some nasty stuff your wall reads like an attention seeker but my guess is it's a ploy to get people upset so you have an excuse to hate crawl back into your hole", "@USER @USER Okay , who is this one ? I'm getting so many replies to him from different people I follow on my TL that I decided to come and check . And looking at his bio that appears on the right side and at this part of your tweet makes me think you hit the nail on the head . Lol ", "@USER @USER Oh sorry some dude just randomly using us for \" research \" and attention seeking", "@USER @USER Yeah , it was the first thing I noticed . I bet 10 bucks Klownplan is behind this , just like when that porn \" \" \" star \" \" \" provoked us , then played the victim when people replied to her attention-seeking attempts and couple days later , an article about it appeared on ' Daily Fail ' . LOL"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You said you would move if you didn't which is fantastic from a brexiteer account but alas i cant talk to sockpuppet accounts all day long , need to talk to smart conservatives and not bullshit artists like this account", "context": ["Jonathan Ashworth is saying what hundreds of Labour candidates and millions of voters are thinking . Jeremy Corbyn is unfit to be PM because he is blocking Brexit . Only a vote for @USER will break the deadlock & #GetBrexitDone so we can focus on the people ’ s priorities .", "@USER @USER You're going to have to spend years and years implementing an economically damaging policy which half the country despises and which will break up the UK .", "@USER @USER @USER Strawman argument that has no basis in reality ir fact . Well done .", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks ! Amazed that as grown adults you don ’ t find Corbyn ’ s manifesto a work of fiction . As a small business owner and taxpayer I ’ m out of here if he gets in . And I ’ m a drop in the ocean but not alone . Enjoy your free state owned stuff ! I ’ m sure it will all run swimmingly ! 😀", "@USER @USER @USER Fiction ? Well 88 % of tory ads have been proven to be lies , 16 % lib dems and 0 % labour so that has shot that argument fown . As a small business owner too i welcome JC to do something about the wealth inequality . You're off are you ? Thougt you lot didnt like immigration ? Clown", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s emigration not immigration isn ’ t it with regards the UK ? And slightly presumptuous . And I ’ m by no means a clown .", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t try and be clever when your evidently not . Why would I , even if I was anti immigration , be concerned of immigration in my new country of choice ? ! How does that work ? ! Keep up with what ? ! Your nonsense ? ! 😀", "@USER @USER @USER So you are pro immigration when its you personally ? Ah i understand . You hope to move somewhere where they have lax immigration laws , right ? Thick as pigshit strawman 😂", "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re the one who brought up immigration ! At no point have I said I ’ m anti immigration ! Your just basically making everything up to make an argument . Making me out as opposing immigration ! ! I ’ ve said nothing of the sort ! Wtf ! ! You absolute fuckwit !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If math really played a part in this election - The popular vote would have won .", "context": ["\" Dear Liberals \" We The People spoke loud & clear Americian Exceptionalism , Military Power , American workers , God & … ", "@USER You may have forgotten but Trump won solely on electoral votes , the majority went with Hilary . #factsmatter", "@USER Since when is 47.717 % the \" majority \" ? More people voted against Hillary than for her .", "@USER Let me clarify then the \" Popular \" vote was won by Hillary . It was not a landslide victory for Trump . #Ilovefacts", "@USER And I'm proud to be one of 6 million people who voted nonsense so Hillary would lose . #ILoveMath"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Have u ever heard the word or #ChandlerBing , No ? ? Sorry ur in real trouble , cant help you", "context": ["What School Lunches Look Like In 20 Countries Around The World ", "@USER @USER never had egg in School lunch IN India . Source of information is \" DISCORRECT \" OR \" IMCORRECT \"", "@USER @USER I assume the word you're looking for is \" Incorrect \" . Gee dude ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER EE have told me there's nothing they can do . Your call centre said I'll get a text when it's delivered _", "context": ["@USER upgraded my phone online yesterday waiting for delivery tomorrow - why am I now on no service ? !", "@USER Hi Jodie , this sounds very strange . Please DM me and I'd love to get you some extra help . ~ Suzanne", "@USER @USER carphone you've activated my sim before sending me the phone so I have no service for the next 24hrs 😠", "@USER Hi Jodie , we activate the SIM cards when the order is dispatched . Please contact your provider who may be able to re-activate 1/2"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No no not that it ’ s about Sid being lazy and all the time sleeping in Razai", "context": ["THIS IS THE MOST EPIC SCENE GOING TO HAPPEN TOMORROW . Only Sana could understand the main joke behind this , her laughter said it all . 😂 🤣 🙏 🏼 Sana ’ s face turning towards Sid when Gutthi called Sid ’ s name to Sana alone laughing like crazy was the highlight 😂 ️ #SidNaaz ", "@USER Kabhi bhi razai mei nahi soye ... can u explain this to me ? Muje ye smjha nahi ? 😂", "@USER @USER mtlb shayad kbhi akele razai m nhi soyey humesha sana hoti h uske saath 🤭 🤭 🤭 😂 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Actually , you should be ashamed that you apparently have zero sense of ( not to mention #Assange defending peadophiles )", "context": ["Sweden =p erfect case study of Trump technique : 1 ) shout falsehood 2 ) pretend u didn't make a mistake 3 ) accuse fact - … ", "@USER The only criminal / rapist I know from #Sweden isn't Arab but rather a fugitive named #Assange @USER #justsaying", ". @USER @USER You should be ashamed . Best evidence in the case ( woman's own words in SMS ) show #Swedish … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I reckon I should preface every tweet today with either .", "context": ["I think that maybe people should stop thinking Trump is incompetent by the usual definition of the word .", "Trump seems to be very good at getting the things that matter to him most . People who don't understand this yet are the stupid ones .", "@USER Yup , if \" Liberals and Progressives \" immediately begin with the Bush Treatment they will have learned nothing .", "@USER I , uh , have some potentially bad news for you Sean-Paul . You might wish to sit down ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER looking for a quick win on a complex process ? Sounds like a usual ask from a someone working on reliability .", "context": ["in theory , blind talk submissions are a great idea . in actuality , it's really hobbling to not know who's proposing a topic . 😒", "is this being submitted by someone with lots of context on the subject , or a noob ? how to assemble a mix of pro speakers and greenhorns ?", "can i trust they know wtf they are talking about or no ? i'm not seeing many upsides to this yet , esp if you already seek new speakers .", "everybody i know who frequents these conference committees is already p committed to seeking new voices and not just the same old few ...", "but speaking is a skill just like anything else , and you do want experienced speakers to compose a track around . for everyone's sake .", "( that said , I'm glad we're experimenting for #srecon17 . good to shake up the routine , and you don't really know til you try ! )", "lollll i love all of you proposing complex multi-tier talk review processes , but you vastly overestimate our spare time . as * volunteers * ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER racist tweets from years ago would've been forgotten about had you not brought it up again", "context": ["@USER @USER I'm honestly trying to figure out what he meant , doesn't make any sense 😂 😂", "@USER @USER not a brummie , not a ' fooligan ' . But please , explain what you meant ...", "@USER @USER @USER No problem with QPR fans Sunil . I don't suffer fools gladly however .", "@USER @USER @USER he says violence isn't required yet threatened me with a machete 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER eh ? Thought his violence was all ambiguous threats and racially victimising himself ?", "@USER @USER @USER think it was the one time he wasn't trying to play the victim !", "@USER @USER @USER I can't even get into LR with a bottle cap and this guy's waltzing round with a machete", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 if they tried to take it off him he would call them racist ! Guys a complete prick", "@USER @USER @USER One guy constantly playing the race card doesn't warrant / excuse that . Live and let live", "@USER @USER @USER bit like this Sunil 🤔 Oh wow , Sunil , you've changed ! ", "@USER @USER @USER you ever considered that people aren't being mean to you because of your skin colour ?", "@USER @USER @USER ... to what is been said . Then called me a c * * t for daring to bring it up . 🤔"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER well isn't that what you're doing with your post of that picture right now ?", "context": ["Wow , that's the most preemptively coward move I've seen yet . Let's not debate , let's just start with \" you are a bir … ", "@USER Debate ? Since when do you debate ? You usually just make videos calling people you don't like snowflakes and morons .", "@USER @USER Theyre low hanging fruit sure . But theyre still wrong usually .", "@USER Surely you can make a video disagreeing with someone in a mature and civil way , right ? @USER", "@USER @USER @USER why are you asking for someone to be civil after posting the pic of the pigeon ?", "@USER @USER @USER Im not asking anything of anyone . Go nuts 😎", "@USER @USER @USER ... and people have the audacity to defend that as \" disagreement . \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER GOP hates it yet it may have helped them . @USER @USER", "context": ["A bit weird : WI precinct with no registered voters cast 12 ballots (8 Trump , 2 Clinton , 2 Johnson , all Repubs down - … ", "@USER I don't have an explanation , but I damn well want answers .", "@USER @USER It's called \" Same Day Voter Registration \" which GOPs hate , but is legal in WI ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER To fact check that , I googled \" alberta record levels private investment \" . Top result : ", "context": ["No , #abndp is in the real world . The Right represented by #wrp is in the Alt-Reality where they can't write a shado … ", "@USER In reality , govts need $ to deliver services , & that money ONLY comes from corp . & income tax ( jobs ) . Reality is biz is leaving .", "@USER . Record levels of private investment fly in the face of that . Entirely . #ableg"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Guess what , it's 3 hours left for your 6-12 Hours for you to reach out to me . I still haven't heard from you . Or Sanjay who promised to call me to check if I got my delivery by 9PM . You guys care SO much for your customers . if you didn't get it ! ! ! @USER", "context": ["Wow @USER It's been a year and you have still not been able to fix the delivery issues in my area , which is very much in Bangalore City . There have been multiple complaints lodged regarding this but the package never reaches on the day it is supposed to .", "To top it , when you call the delivery person's number which you sent me on SMS , the chap conveniently tells me that I did not take your package , someone else will come to drop it . I was given his supervisor's number ( Mr . Prasad ) . He refused to acknowledge & switched off his phone", "Now , I am going out of station tomorrow . This product which was out for delivery since 7:45 AM has still not reached me . Your customer care is useless too . As they refuse to reach out to the delivery team . @USER", "How many such followups will it take to get my delivery to reach me today ? @USER", "@USER So @USER tells me that someone will contact me within 12 hours . Delivery time for today ends in two hours . I won't be available for a week after that , so should I assume that I will NOT get my delivery ?", "@USER Let me tell you what will happen , even before you ' look ' into it . @USER will call me and tell me that they are sorry I am facing this issue . The delivery will come by 9PM . It won't . It's appalling that in today's day and age you cannot track the order or your delivery agent", "What did I tell you guys @USER they will say they have attempted a delivery . I was home all day and I have been calling your guys repeatedly , still your delivery guy gives a missed call and closes the delivery as attempted , no answer . Wow . #slowclap "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We're talking about a guy scared to talk to his constituents and I'm the snowflake ?", "context": ["Have the courage to get shot like I did is a REALLY bad way to sell having a townhall , Gabby Giffords . You survived . Six others did not .", "@USER she is asking him to do his JOB . Plus there hasn't been any violence at these town halls so he's being a cowars", "@USER His JOB is to keep his constituents safe .", "@USER @USER Then why did he vote to overturn regulation that prevented some mentally ill people from purchasing firearms ?", "@USER @USER You are not the only one in my twitterverse , snowflake ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you are a british nationalist who calls indy supporters xenophobes ?", "context": ["@USER I don't even know who he is but I am blocked . Some people don't like alternative viewpoints . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER can you explain how EU expanded from 12 to 28 states since 1987 , despite that being when Turkey joined \" the queue \" ?", "@USER You can play on semantics all you like . Reality is that indy Scotland would be OUT the EU . @USER", "@USER @USER @USER not sure your opinion is worth anything . I mean , you were already talking nonsense about the queue .", "@USER @USER @USER If confusing us is your goal ? So , which definition from your document is the EU \" queue \" ?", "@USER @USER @USER It would be good if people understood life is not as simple as a Yes EU membership meme .", "@USER @USER @USER and it isn't a simple is don't leave the Union after Brexit because we're your biggest exporter .", "@USER @USER @USER demonstrably . We sell most to U . K . Ergo least economic turmoil by staying out until a better option arises", "@USER @USER @USER uk sells more to us . The pound will crash . Its no good for uk", "@USER @USER @USER spanner thinks rUK will punish Scotland and hurt themselves in process . Imperialist mindset", "@USER @USER @USER you've not understood what I said . Colour me surprised .", "@USER @USER @USER So UK can isolate itself but Scotland can't join eu because we trade with England . Bizarre", "@USER @USER @USER wait till you see the EU in two years .", "@USER @USER @USER That's the argument of farage and his cronies . Lamentable you would use this rhetoric"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Aww . Bless . U read 1/2 the quote & think u know . Keep reading .", "context": ["We invited the WH to offer a guest for @USER to discuss President Trump's agenda and plans ; they did not respond to our request .", "@USER @USER @USER The start of being frozen out . The more you expose them the more this will happen .", "@USER @USER @USER Wikileaks , AP , Reuters show its fake . Thousands at trump rallies chanting #cnn sucks", "@USER @USER @USER omg , chants st Trump rallies ? That makes something real 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Bernie said it was FAKE NEWS ... now you don't believe Bernie", "@USER @USER @USER Bernie keep calling out CNN for Fake News ... go Bernie !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER For all troubles exists now only one explanation - #Putin did it , Putin is reponsible .", "context": ["#MH17 #FakeNewsAlert Bcrap trolls think Ukrainian Buks are irrelevant . Rational people don't . ", "@USER For propper description of situation all Ukrainian #BUK complexes are important . But fact is that a - 2 - a missile downed MH17 .", "@USER Well , apparently the Russian primary radar data did not detect any plane near MH17 at time of firing .", "@USER Eyewitnesses saw them . And bullet holes are the evidence . No one saw a launching of #BUK missile . #Bellingcat's #FalseFlag .", "@USER Please . The Bociurkiw bullet holes were just penetrations from cubics with sides bent inwards .", "@USER #ST asked #OSCE spox #Bociurkiw few months ago for detailes . He refused it and blocked immediately . 😊 😊 😊", "@USER Look for a weapon with blast / fragmentation detonanation . No guns , no SU25 carried A2A missiles can do that .", "@USER @USER Can you please explain this damage , hectorreban ? ( the damage at the bottom of image 1 a … ", "@USER 1 / We can all find an unexplainable hole and invent a scenario for it . @USER", "@USER @USER Damages I show are well chosen . When I see a damage with a special profile I examine 100s of different images", "@USER And even then I see you drawing a circle on a spot that only shows 1/8 th part of it a kind of round @USER", "@USER @USER round ? The projectile was deformed and hit through 2-3 m glassfibre isolation and 5 plates of 3mm aluminium .", "@USER I was talking about your representation of a 28 mm round hole , which actually was nothing . @USER", "@USER @USER You mean this here ? You can see it in a video 10 minutes after the crash . Why is this n … ", "@USER Cos you drew an imaginary circle founded on maybe 1/6 th of kind of circular shape @USER", "@USER @USER No it is a half circle , and true to scale with the BUK shraps . Half circle with blue co … ", "@USER So what is that pitting and small impact holes ? Canon was fired together with fragmentation warhead or something ? @USER", "@USER @USER This question is interesting because noone can explain it with a BUK warhead . Just take … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER what's the betting that lot see Islam as a hateful regressive force . #satireisdead", "context": ["wonder what the vote breakdown is like by religion . Often Christian fundamentalists so anti-abortion they'll overlook anything else .", "@USER this makes pretty interesting reading if you're interested in breakdown by religion ... ", "@USER @USER my suspicions re : fundamentalists confirmed . The disparity between Christian tenets and their candidate couldn't be greater -", "@USER yes , I thought the born-again statistic was particularly interesting / miserable ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER funny that the ppl that voted voted for the very thing they hate", "context": ["We must focus on grassroots America . The leadership will do what the American people want it to do when the American people stand up .", "@USER If standing up doesn't include refusing to accept this inauguration , we'll be standing together in a cyclone #ATimeForRefusal", "@USER @USER it is going to happen and he is going to be our president . People need to learn to accept", "@USER @USER @USER they don't want to be ruled by a leader that they hate because their views differ"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER At least in Mexico all the gender-critical people don't call themselves feminists because misogyny is still very rampant ... because I'm not sure what's worse 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️", "context": ["normally I don't QT this goober , but the replies here are full of schadenfreude , an important part of a balanced breakfast . ", "@USER Oh my , thanks for sharing this . I literally only found out last night about the meaning of TERF . I had no idea this was a thing .", "@USER It's a lot bigger of a thing in the UK , although they're trying to get footholds here too ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Allow pitchers and catchers to wear headsets to communicate . Pitcher can hold glove over mouth to hide what he ’ s saying !", "context": ["Is it a harsher penalty for the Astros than you all expected or about what you all expected ?", "@USER I think it's way too harsh . Ultimately , you have to hit the ball and pitch , so I think l sign stealing is a bit overblown . I could see a suspension , but losing top draft picks for two years is what crosses the line for me .", "@USER @USER Yes you have to hit the ball and pitch but hitting the ball is far easier when you absolutely know what's coming . Pitching isn't just hitting spots and having good stuff ... it's about keeping batters off-balance and making them guess . The guess-work was gone .", "@USER @USER Then change up signs . If teams continue to go with lazy 1 , 2 , 3 then they deserve it . Also , I've heard from plenty of hitters who wouldn't want to signaled mid at-bat or mid pitch . So much whininess about unwritten rules , etc . Just win , and don't make excuses / exhaust all options ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER but you have been more than happy to engage in a debate with myself over several hours because of its content ? Oh again", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER again , very much not . But why does every feature on countryfile have to link to bird / wildlife crime ?", "@USER @USER @USER i hate it as much as you but i understand countryfile doesnt exist to focus on this issue every week", "@USER @USER @USER then why so much retweeting of articles on wildlife crime / BOP persecution every week", "@USER I'll give u a multi choice option before I block u : 1 ) . Because there's more of it every week . 2 ) . Block Me . 3 ) . Block Me .", "@USER but why target countryfile ? Its not a political progamne just a rural affairs programme which is broad and general", "@USER it has a segment each week looking at various issues . Do you want it to be the entire hour ... every week .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh , I'm a yougin who isnt experienced in computers , I am too young to know how to edit a screenshot poorly and overlook the background texture by brushing it with a solid color poorly .", "context": ["Everyone lets you down in the end . The only person you can rely on is you .", "@USER @USER posted questionable content that was removed by twitter for violating their policies on hate speech . @USER never posted any such hatred speech ( quoting doesnt count ) has no proof to back up any of said allegations . #facts", "@USER @USER @USER Sweetie , stop tagging me . It's cringy as hell and bordering on stalking . And you did post transphobic hate speech that violated Twitter rules . Since you're unhealthily obsessed with me , I'm muting yet again . ", "@USER @USER @USER if you dont like being called out , next time dont engage people or groups that you have no business being a part of . Dont post hate . Dont go around looking for trouble .", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe you should consider taking your own advice sometimes . We all know which one of you two already got restricted :) ", "@USER @USER @USER You got caught editing text poorly , did you consider to at least use the same bacground texture whenever editing a screenshot ?", "@USER @USER @USER Sweetie , I'm an old boomer who might as well be your grandaddy . Even if I wanted to edit it I wouldn't even know how ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Phew ... ! Aaj desh me sweet bategi ... congratulations u got clean chit from corruption #Chidambaram ", "context": ["Supreme Court grants bail to P Chidambaram in INX Media money laundering case", "Chidambaram only gets Bail , some cheerleaders will come to media and dance like they got freedom and truth always win ... ! He just got bail case is still open", "Congressi thinking they got freedon from case ... try to divert attention ", "Celebration Dekho inka ... baba aaj to dance karenge dance #Chidambaram "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Or Chirac ... ( bad ) Whose opinion , even though I am centrist , I would be much more interested in . @USER", "context": ["Why on earth would you ask him ? His election dates back to 1974 ! ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER ( 1 ) He picks up the phone when journalists call . ( 3 ) He loves being quoted . ( 3 ) He's usually sober .", "@USER @USER @USER and he has the quality of being alive as opposed to De Gaulle and Louis XIV"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER well aren't you sweet ? Odd you talk about #safespaces from behind an anonymous account .. #ableg #abpoli", "context": ["SJWs want opposition to the Carbon Tax banned in the grounds of \" hate speech . \" People are finished with these snowf … ", ". @USER it's funny to hear you call everyone \" snowflakes \" when you block opposition in your echo chamber #ableg #abpoli @USER", "@USER go to your safe space #snowflake the real world and twitter isn't for you , you will get triggered to … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Or eat with a knife & fork .. because you would be part of ‘ the problem ’", "context": ["Mining billionaire Andrew Forrest has made a huge donation in the wake of the bushfire crisis . #9News ", "@USER He mines . Therefore he is part of the problem . The irony .", "@USER @USER I hope your not tweeting via a mobile device that is using floating devices in the sky to receive reception and data"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Love it when pro-PR types who spout NDP-approved @USER - bashing lines on #ERRE call themselves \" freethinker \"", "context": ["@USER 19 ! Oh boy it went up . School me or embarrass me . Its not going to hurt me . @USER did that already .", "@USER ROFLMAO ! Remind us all from which #AltReality you are tweeting again ? @USER", "@USER @USER didn't \" hurt \" u . Whatever party u support that couldn't put its own interests above Canada's is who hurt u .", "@USER @USER I have voted Liberal in most election . Strategically as well so a con would not be elected . Tire of doing that ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER actually Jordan is the real imperialist creation by Britain given to the Arabian Hashemites .", "context": ["Can any enterprising reporter ask Jordan's king if his country with its estimated 75 % Palestinian population is not … ", "@USER would that be relevant ? Surely it is far fetched to expect the Palestinians to head East , whether voluntarily or by force .", ". @USER That's not what I meant - - but I think it's just ridiculous to pretend Jordan is not a Palestinian state .", ". @USER So creating another Palestinian state on the WestBank & Gaza means there will be 2 Palestinian states ( OK with me if = peace )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER More \" tolerance \" from the \" tolerant left \" I see", "context": ["⚡ lesbian traitor Oprah faces backlash after praise of Trump ", "@USER wow . Lesbian ? Is that where we are at now ? Name calling after \" LovetTrumpsHate ? Yay ' merica !", "@USER Absolutely ! If it walks like a devil , quacks like a devil , it is a white person"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The story of Jesus ends with him speaking out against the rulers of his time & pissed them off with his teachings ( including treating others ethically ) & then those political figures murdered him . ☹ ️ But you know , “ nothing to do with each other ” ! 🙄", "context": ["The nativity scene outside Toronto ’ s Eastminster United Church aims to inspire Canadians to take a stand against the U . S . treatment of migrants and refugees , according to Rev . Michiko Bown-Kai and colleague Jane Sanden . ", "@USER Gotta love ' Church's ' that get into politics . \" Give to Caesar what is Caesar's \" Perhaps the church should read their own book .", "@USER @USER 🤣 🤣 🤣 hey neill , ever hear of a man named Jesus ? ? ?", "@USER @USER Not sure what your point is , other than pointing out the obvious , thanks captain obvious ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" they think they're an intellectual \" lol your level of intelligence speaks lol", "context": ["#BoycottHamilton We just held a Trump flash mob outside the Hamilton theater ! Take that , liberal actors ! 😎 👊 🏻 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER how do you boycott a sold-out show genius ? And all you're doing is bringing more exposure to the show … ", "@USER aaannddd you have just shown the level of your intelligence #non-existent #CaseInPoint 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER Not sure you're using hash tags the right way ...", "@USER @USER @USER Shhh they think they're an intellectual , don't spoil their fun , it's all they have ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER again , you are using those words incorrectly and then claiming I don't understand them", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER and yet science doesn't explain everything . Can you explain morality , truth , beauty for example ?", "@USER @USER @USER sure all of those things are explained by natural selection . Ucan find parallels in other species", "@USER @USER @USER beauty can be seen in mating tendencies in other species", "@USER @USER @USER mating doesn't explain art or why some ppl have different tastes in music .", "@USER @USER @USER art taste & music are explained just fine by consciousness which was created by natural selection", "@USER @USER @USER Even atheists think scientism is dangerous and agree philosophy can explain variety of arts", "@USER @USER @USER I don't think you understand what yo mean when you say philosophy", "@USER @USER @USER Philosophy is the study of reason and logic . It involves things like ethics and morality .", "@USER @USER @USER and study , reason and logic are all terms based in science", "@USER @USER @USER philosophy is the study of consciousness , conscious is the product of evolution", "@USER @USER @USER So you can dissect a brain to understand Love ?", "@USER @USER @USER no you can study a human with a brain to understand love", "@USER @USER @USER So you can stick electrodes in a human brain to understand love ?", "@USER @USER @USER of many brain functions , but not all . We can tell you the REASON U feel good when you fall in love", "@USER @USER @USER but you can't explain what Love is . That's why philosophy .", "@USER @USER @USER you are confusing philosophy with spiritual poetry and I am tiring of going in circles", "@USER @USER @USER Philosophy is another road that even atheists can agree to discover Truth .", "@USER @USER @USER again , you are misusing the term philosophy and Truth", "@USER @USER @USER No . I'm not . You just don't understand what Truth is or how philosophy works ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Uses image of the constitution but doesn't understand 1st amendment .", "context": ["Our wonderful future V . P . Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton , cameras blazing.This should not happen !", "@USER @USER This was a totally inappropriate forum for this behavior .", "@USER @USER did the cast interrupt the show ? Isn't the curtain call when the cast can break the 4th wall ?", "@USER @USER To pick out a paying member of the audience , trap him in a hostile environment , and lecture him in public ?", "@USER @USER did you know that in Elizabethan time , casts during the curtain call could talk back to Queen Elizabeth ?", "@USER @USER They are paid to entertain NOT give their opinion to audience members , they should learn some MANNERS ! #RUDE", "@USER @USER @USER listening to the speech by the cast , it was anything but rude . Respectful political discourse IMO", "@USER @USER @USER The timing and venue were rude , intolerant and inappropriate . Backstage convo , maybe ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No . Read again . I realise it's tricky to understand . The Klose goal in itself was \" A favourite \" . One of many . Maybe look at the original tweet . And the one I quoted . Incredible I have to spell it out . More incredible that you still won't get it . #whooosh", "context": ["@USER Grown man fishing for bites . Have a word", "@USER Eh ? No , just another one who can't differentiate between \" best \" and \" a favourite \" . Have a nice evening 😘", "@USER So your favourite moment is a 1-1 draw against us ? 😂 😂 😂 Laughable"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER u probably are ... wind and particles into water that feeds crops ...", "context": ["' #CleanCoal Wars Lobby group says it cheaper than renewable energy BS @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Tell a big enough lie repeatedly and some people may believe it .", "@USER @USER @USER Sure but he takes his orders from the Coal bosses ( and his ) . He already knows its BS", "@USER @USER @USER #doubledippers dont want to upset the #LNP donors ( one seen … ", "@USER @USER @USER LUNCH , tastes a good a it looks . Ummmm fossil burger"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "... on ' sacred sites . ' His is posted while Nestor is watching Johnny Depp's Lone Ranger . _ off to do dishes before the game .", "context": ["Finding myself tasked w creating ' teaching guides , ' can say there are huge ethical issues being ignored in pedagogy . ", "Here is my imperfect site for Gerald Vizenor ", "Now that I think about it , I could have been working more in this site , if not having to invest energy in fighting against 2 mss by white ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ ve said soooo many times , sometimes on Twitter we need or because if you pick up the discussion half way though it ’ s like Chinese whispers !", "context": ["@USER Sorry no racism in football is a world thing . Let's fix it and not point fingers .", "@USER Nope . It's a London club thing in the uk . In other countries it's more widely spread", "@USER @USER I wish I could agree with you on this , but its sadly not . Me and many of my match going friends have experienced this beyond London unfortunately .", "@USER @USER Are you asking me or telling me I haven't ?", "@USER @USER I'm saying I've been to many liverpool games and never once heard anything that could be considered racist .", "@USER @USER As have I , and majority of the games I have attended I haven't heard it but on the odd occasion I have . Please don't be so naive to think we don't have albeit a minority of people who will spout racist comments .", "@USER @USER Sorry but just makes u sound like a snowflake . I have never heard of a single complaint about liverpool fans being racist . Not in the clubs nature or the fans", "@USER @USER I'm being a snowflake because I have heard racist comments from our own fans ? And because YOU haven't heard it it definitely doesn't exist ? That is absurd comment to make !", "@USER @USER Nope . It's never been complained about or mentioned and you felt u heard it . Snowflake behaviour", "@USER @USER @USER To be fair , there was that incident last year with the family who were abused at Anfield by someone . There are dickheads everywhere .", "@USER @USER @USER Scousers in general , accept everyone , and because we don ’ t kow tow to the Tory narrative that is engulfing the nation now we aren ’ t as xenophobic as the rest of the country . But , look at the political map , even the North East is blue now ...", "@USER @USER @USER You do realise my original tweet was meant as an ironic pisstake right ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not quite . Most likely , he was murdered by Savarana Hindu ISIS fanatics .", "context": ["Which major leader has talked about Najib's disappearance ? Kejriwal . Which major leader condemned Bhopal Massacre ? Kejriwal .", "RT @USER Which major leader has talked about Najib's disappearance ? Kejriwal . Which major leader condemned Bhopal Massacre ? Kejriwal", "Mr . @USER Najeeb might hv gone to #Mosul in search of free Virgins ! @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Those who use \" God's Word \" to demean another miss the point of their faith . ___ .", "context": ["Friends , don't be deceived . This is why #Evolution is not good science.They willfully embrace the contradiction of … ", ". @USER Please explain then why in two mutations we observe a longer piece of DNA with more \" information \" ? #Evolution", "@USER B / c the LORD reigns . He sovereignly creates life at the molecular level . Your science goes wrong b / c you leave out God .", ". @USER I could make god a very busy man by just setting up dozens of snow machines , if that's what's happening . #Evolution", "@USER Observational science is awesome . And we need to pursue it vigorously . But it won't give u the answers of origins .", ". @USER #Evolution IS observational science in the same way physics and forensics is .", "@USER When I say #Evolution , I'm referring to the false worldview of molecules to man by chance processes w / out God", "Interesting , @USER . I used to be Presbyterian and I never struggled to understand science . @USER", "@USER @USER Why did you leave the Lord Jesus Christ ?", ". @USER because it's not a real thing . Just a legend kept alive by group think and ancient irrelevant legends . @USER", "@USER @USER Actually , what's not a real thing is Atheism . \" The fool says in his heart there is no God . \" Psalm 14:1", ". @USER woah . Deep . I've never been called a fool before . I guess there's a god . 😂 😂 @USER "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Who basically shilled and egged on those who wanted to illegally and maliciously go out and disrupt traffic . Sure , those lawyers sound legit .", "context": ["Took me some time , to find out , @USER is indeed no lawyer . Just an advanced driving instructor . ", "@USER @USER The word \" advanced \" is doing a shitload of legwork there .", "@USER @USER Actually minute steering precision and arm work is just as important on the type of stunt you are trying to do", "@USER @USER You argued with multiple lawyers about lawyering for over a week . You have a loooooong way to go before advanced applies to you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Anyone who believes the moon landing was real deserves to be separated from the flock . Excommunication is the only recourse .", "context": ["Ok @USER , it ’ s out . Who ’ s gonna be the first one to pull the trigger on a review ?", "@USER @USER I hope AD is . I certainly know he's had time to prepare 😉", "@USER @USER im too busy making movies about Ghostbusters and Demon Hunters", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t get him started or our next episode will have half the show wasted 😂", "@USER @USER @USER H I ’ m totally going to get AD started ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you mean like Trump did using workers with expired H1 visas and producing his products overseas ? ... Lol", "context": ["CEOs of Facebook , Apple , Uber , Microsoft & others say Trump travel ban discriminatory , vow to support affected staf … ", "@USER maybe they can make America better than it is because Trump can't", "@USER @USER - yeah by hiring illegals and low wage workers smh"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Says the guy that wrote “ LAMO ” vs “ LMAO ” ...", "context": ["( 1/3 ) After much consideration I have decided to forgo a campaign for the US Senate . While taking on a career politician from the Washington swamp is a tall order , I am certain I would have won . My priorities remain my family and ensuring that @USER is re-elected POTUS", "@USER @USER The decision was made for you in September when Barry Berke exposed you in that House Judiciary hearing .", "@USER @USER And here is that video in case any one would like to revisit it : "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER thank you Ajay ! maybe you wanted to add ? ?", "context": ["1 / We mustn't underestimate the risk of today's marijuana for teens , young adults & even older adults In our surveys with homeless people - quitting WEED is an issue they are * inscribing in the margins * of our survey forms as a key concern . Good article : ", "2 / I offer this with appreciation that it may yet turn out that marijuana can play a role that is helpful for some people with pain . I reject simplistic narratives . This is a nice piece including reflection from @USER ", "3 / I have previously published data that low-level long-term marijuana use was ( a ) not associated with loss of lung function , but ( b ) WAS associated with some decline in short-term memory ", "4 / And incidentally , the notion that we will replace #opioids with marijuana , is not a view I find compelling on the merits . See @USER and @USER here : ", "5 / reflections , including criticisms of what I have offered , are welcome ! @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER The idea that cannabis is somehow super-potent now is complete nonsense . It is embarrassing that supposedly serious people keep bringing this up . Humans have been blazing dank buds for thousands of years . This Chinese shaman was smoking potent cannabis back in 600 BC ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Right ! ! ! Everyone who is critical of cannabis is ignorant ! "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER is not an excuse — it makes matters worse . I don't want to support a contemptuous literary ma … ", "context": ["How come so many of you don't understand that \" 500 words ( Not including title ) \" does not mean don't put the title on your entry ? ! ? #compwoes", "@USER hey , I get your #compwoes . But I can't deny the #patronising way you tweet about them leaves a bitter taste in my mouth .", "@USER You do know that all this is sarcasm right ? I'm just having cheeky nudge at folks . I even have stupid winky smiles on my tweets ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Depends on how we did it . I do find it ironic that you use Hitler as an appropriate analogy whilst not recognizing the similarities between Hitler and our present leadership . Because assassination IS something Hitler would practice .", "context": ["CNN got hold of a 2015 Erik Prince memo to Trump ( part of documents from Mueller Russia investigation ) . The subject of the memo : Soleimani Via @USER ", "@USER @USER Everybody - - Democrats , Repubicans , Independents applauded this evil guy having been taken out . Leave it to CNN & its propaganda machine to try to smear all those involved in this successful endeavor .", "@USER @USER @USER Not everybody . I , for one , had no idea that the United States justice system was based on anything but \" innocent until proven guilty \" , with punishment delivered only after a rendered verdict . Further , I thought the death penalty had an appellate option . Go figure . :/", "@USER @USER @USER If we had had a chance to take out \" Hitler \" and took it , would you offer the same argument ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER cuz they didnt care _ @USER ' s motto's Americans first yet he's willing 2destroy d land of d 1st americans", "context": ["News Alert : Iran bans U . S . citizens in response to @USER ' s executive order . ", "@USER @USER yeah cause everyone is scrambling to get to iran", "@USER @USER @USER Yet the US scrambles to go there for the oil 😊", "@USER @USER @USER were building our own pipelines so we don't need there oil", "@USER @USER @USER U r \" forcing \" 2 build em on a sacred land belonging to the indigenous pple the very first americans .. Cool 👏", "@USER @USER @USER my people didn't seem concerned about are sacred land when we put up casinos and hotels"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Given #RNG's nature he could have surprised all incl . IG and invited her as show of :)", "context": ["\" I cannot live with the idea of Modi and me in the same frame , smiling at the camera even as he hands over the award to me . ' ” - Fair enough", "@USER but let that not be taken to the level of championing \" anti establishment stance of media \" . Year after year we have politicos", "@USER presiding over events , awards functions . Wonder if RNG would have invited an IG to give away awards ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOLOLOLOL God ? You believe in God and wanna talk about mental illness ? #Laughable", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Frankly , I , and I'm sure most of the people who interact with you , am amazed you can read", "@USER @USER @USER I'm quite amazed you are male tbh . Are you transitioning ?", "@USER @USER @USER Finished transitioning , I love being such a beautiful woman ! My girlfriend loves it too .", "@USER @USER @USER Poor little thing has a mental illness ... bless", "@USER @USER @USER Idk what's funnier , how pathetic you're acting , or the fact that you believe any of it .", "@USER @USER @USER Mental illness is no joke .. Trans people have very high suicide rates . Bigly", "@USER @USER @USER That suicide rate stems from societal problems and harassment . #TryHarder #IllWait", "@USER @USER @USER No it stems from you having a mental illness .", "@USER @USER @USER I've gained quite a few followers since you began your desperate verbal mudslide , thanks !", "@USER @USER @USER if god could of made the brain match the body , it might of been the full house"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The Polyp & Predator is tough on russia ! ! Spicer you suck ! ! ", "context": ["Breaking News : Trump faces a new test : Russia has secretly deployed a cruise missile that violates an arms treaty ", "Interesting to see if Trump takes Putin's bait / gift ; talks tough on missiles in attempt to rehabilitate his \" weak o … ", "Just as Trump's been testing loyalty of his own sycophants , Putin is testing Trump's loyalty & resolve ; Seeing how m … ", "Putin can always back down & make his friend Trump look good by caving on missiles if Trump shows a spine & challenge … ", "Putin's win / win is US lose / lose . US looks weak if aggression goes unanswered vs Putin-puppet Trump propped up by Pu … ", "Anyone notice Putin's challenges are aimed DIRECTLY at US , not our allies ? Forcing Trump to unequivocally pick a side … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We have an unelected PM leading a govt voted in by only 24 % of the electorate & we can't change that .", "context": ["@USER @USER If it doesn't stand then it changes nothing . We entered the EEC in 1973 . You're ignorant of the basic facts here", "@USER @USER Without a say again . You are really happy when this happens .", "@USER @USER You keep ignoring the fact pointed out repeatedly that these govts are voted in on pro-EU ticket .", "@USER @USER On the promises of referenda that never happened . We forced their hand in the end .", "@USER @USER Which govt / s promised referenda in manifestos & did not deliver ? Be precise .", "@USER @USER 2 . Tories - 05 , cast iron guarantee in 07 . All parties blocked one in 2011 , used a 3 line whip .", "@USER @USER Tories weren't in power in 05 \" Cast iron guarantee \" in 07 is meaningless , if it didn't make it into 10 manifesto", "@USER @USER EU constitution did not come to pass as France & Netherlands rejected it . ˙ . no need to UK to hold referendum .", "@USER @USER None of it matters now . I have to go eat sorry .", "@USER @USER Well it does matter if it's falsely swayed your & others ' opinions to vote one way . It will wait .", "@USER @USER No it doesn't . I didn't vote leave on that basis . And we were promised lots of times .", "@USER @USER And your other arguments for leaving don't stand up under scrutiny .", "@USER @USER ok , well be glad with you vote . It changes nothing .", "@USER @USER Are you not concerned by your inability to back your argument up with anything substantive ?", "@USER @USER Or are you only after confirmation for the beliefs you already hold & are not interested in the facts ?", "@USER @USER It's over . Get over it , move on , make the most of having more democracy .", "@USER @USER Do you really think it's over ? It's hardly started . I've already pointed out how we'll have less democracy .", "@USER @USER No you haven't . We will have what we make ourselves ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ": #BlackHistoryMonth directly besides Japanese #WhiteDay ( which tbh - I'm sorry - I know nothing about - __ - ' ) ", "context": ["Ich twittere jetzt mal ein paar meiner Analytics-Statistiken . Ganz faul als Screenshot : 3 ", "My follower * xs are interested in ALL THE STUFF more than the average twitter user * x ! :D <3 ", "Einige Kampagnentermine . Wäre #Schland mehrheitlich Spanisch - od . Türkisch-sprachig , wäre es vlt . hier und da dabei . ", "Mehr Termine . Für Japan fährt ne Kampagne zu St.Patrick ' s Day . Für Japan . Dude * s ! O . o "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The one demographic HRC outperformed @USER was - Rich educated whites .", "context": ["I'm predicting now that @USER will run for re-election in 2020 - and will win - along w / GOP contenders outperforming .", "@USER The devastating defeat of the Democrats will take years to recover from . @USER is the Democrats only true answer", "@USER @USER HRC was 5 + million votes short of President Obama in 2012 - she failed miserably . #Loser"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER but you're the one with a fake profile pic", "context": ["@USER @USER Suck it up ZOG shills . You got defeated .", "@USER @USER Don't be an idiot . People getting killed and starved out there . Have some humanity at least", "@USER @USER Only your west backed Oded Yinon terrorist chums hiding behind these civilians as shields . ", "@USER @USER When you have finished spamming me let me know so I can block you", "@USER @USER Feel free . You , Lina , homie Bilal all shill for Israel / western foreign policy . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER but the ACTUAL fact is she is qualified . You are being quite sexist and it's baffling how you defend WOC with sexism", "context": ["Somebody explain to #Charlamagne that Tomi didn't \" create \" her platform . It was given to her . Also , black women aren't allowed to be angry", "@USER worked to get where she is at . I think it's wild how y'all are combating racism with sexism ? ? ? 🤔", "@USER for someone who looks and sounds exactly like her . That's no sexism , that's a fact . It's unspoken , but a fact non the less"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You could always set the cage on fire ?", "context": ["Penalties for TERRORISM via arson : 1 ) First offence : Pillorying in an affected community . 2 ) Second offence : Flogging - 50 licks with a cat ' o nine . 3 ) Last offence : Hanging and Gibbeting . I'm old fashioned . :D ", "@USER You're stirring me up again , mate ... Hmmm ... gibetting ? What a lovely-sounding word ... Might use it in a song ... 😏", "@USER In times gone by , criminals would be hung and then their body would be left to rot in a steel cage - usually hung at the crossroads . Of course , if they were drawn and quartered for treason , The body was hacked into 5 pieces and the bits were nailed around the realm as a warning :)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s a common and laughable ‘ fan ’ claim about games not meaning anything ... if / when they lose . All we here is upper tier athletes and coaches are unbelievable competitors and hate losing at checkers . So yeah , couch jockeys , keep defining ‘ meaningful ’ games .", "context": ["Correct me if I'm wrong , @USER over @USER would be Jim Harbaugh's biggest win with the Wolverines .", "@USER @USER @USER He needs to beat a good team in a GAME THAT MATTERS . Tomorrow ’ s game means nothing", "@USER @USER @USER Seems like the Clemson blowout in January ‘ mattered . ’ How do we determine how the results compare to what matters ? Before or after the game ?", "@USER @USER @USER Are you that dense ? Sure the National championship mattered . Today's game means nothing whether Bama wins or loses ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You should not accuse people of being idiots and misspell \" you're \" .", "context": ["LAWFARE : \" Remarkably , in the entire opinion , the panel did not bother even to cite this ( the ) statute . \" A disgraceful decision !", "@USER OK , so let me take you through this ... get your favorite plushy and hang on , this will be a few tweets . 💋", "@USER So the founders wanted to be super careful and make sure that we were not controlled by insufferable tyrants again ( you ) ...", "@USER @USER Hey Kevin ! Your an idiot ! ! ! President Trump would not be the first president to limit immigration ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So why has he gone to big dollar fundraisers run by fossil fuel executives to raise money for his campaign ? That's what Sunrise was calling him out for and his response was \" go vote for someone else \" . Sure sounds like a leader when it comes to climate policy", "context": ["We are proud to announce that our movement has voted resoundingly to endorse @USER for President of the United States . 📢 Join the #GreenNewDeal political revolution : #Sunrise4Bernie ", "@USER @USER I'll take Joe Biden's record of real world accomplishments on climate over Bernie's hollow rhetoric any time . Sanders has been in congress for 30 years and has no meaningful record on climate . Joe does : 1 /", "@USER @USER @USER One candidate listens to the concerns of young people about climate disruption while the other tells kids off for calling out his donations from fossil fuel lobbyists . Clear choice for who will fight for #bigus and a #greennewdeal and that's Bernie Sanders ", "@USER @USER @USER You mean one candidate has a shell PAC created to support him and disrupt other candidates at their town halls and at their offices ?", "@USER @USER @USER Disruption ? What disruption ? Also I love how you completely dodged the substance of my critique of Biden because its inexcusable and indefensible . Go on believing what you want but when the WSJ is writing headlines about Bernie winning , the knives come out", "@USER @USER @USER Are you f * cking kidding me ? Biden was THE FIRST to introduce climate initiatives . In 1986 , Biden introduced the Global Climate Protection Act , the first climate change bill in the Senate , which directed the government to research and develop a strategy to deal with global warming"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER personal experience . I was told I should accept feminism stance , by a feminist friend . No thanks .", "context": ["The most vicious , foul-mouthed & offensive tweets I ever receive are from Guardian-reading feminists accusing me of ignorance & intolerance .", "@USER You're saying feminist like it's an insult ? Is it wrong to want equality for all ?", "Feminism stopped being about ' equality ' a long time ago . Exhibit A ) Angelina Jolie & her feminist advisors @USER @USER", "Opposing feminism equates to ' hating ' mums ? Our campaign director is a mum @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER * Sigh * It's their way or you're a man hating feminazi .", "@USER @USER @USER huh ! you're really not making sense . Me ... a man hating feminazi ? You've got your wires crossed", "@USER @USER @USER We Brits are supposed to be good at irony ...", "@USER @USER @USER I must have forgotten to take my meds today , still not with you sorry ! 😳", "@USER @USER @USER I was just pointing out ( originally ) that saying feminists hate men is like saying f4j hate mums .", "@USER @USER @USER I didn't say that tho . Simply that if one disagrees with a feminist they brand you as sexist .", "@USER @USER @USER That's where this all started . And you are rather tarring all feminists with the same brush ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Gotta love that the same communists basically praising Stalin are trying to silence opposition", "context": ["Even if true , so has communism . Hitler , Stalin , Pol Pot & Mao Zedong killed at LEAST 100 Million people . Just 4 com … ", "@USER Hitler wasn't a communist you clapped out twat . He was a far right nationalist .", "@USER @USER You lack in Education and you are a Tard , period .", "@USER @USER she blocked you and I because we told the truth , so it looks like my tweets are directed to you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I would like 7 guards jammed into each little guard house 😂", "context": ["ℹ ️ The weekday strike timetable is in place tomorrow ( the 12th of December ) as there is not enough time between two strike days to reinstate a full service . For full details and up to date timetables see please check before you travel .", "@USER I would love to know what these jobsworths are doing tomorrow if they ’ re not striking , but the service is still reduced ? They all having a Christmas party ? Are there going to be 5 guards per already crowded train ?", "@USER Hi Gary , the weekday strike timetable is in place on the 12th of December as there is not enough time between two strike days to reinstate a full service . You can find full details and up to date timetables here ^ MY"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Choi Soon-sil appeared as a witness to the impeachment trial . As she was entering the court , she screamed democracy was dead", "context": ["Let's take a break and check out some Korean news , shall we ?", "Impeachment trial is ongoing , as is the special prosecutor investigation against Park Geun-hye .", "Impeachment trial is a shitshow . Park's lawyers are making ludicrous arguments that are literally making justices laugh .", "Park's lawyers are taking the laughs as a sign of bias , and threatened to resign en masse . Court warned the case will continue regardless .", "Meanwhile , no sign of penance from Park Geun-hye . Over the lunar new year holiday , she had a ridiculous interview over the internet .", "The interview was over the internet w / a supporter throwing softballs , presumably bc no network TV was willing to go along with her bullshit", "Yes . Constitutional Court announced that it will try to decide before Mar . 13 , i . e . before the term ends for one of … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER My use of the strategy was intentional , if you didn't pick up on that already . I demonstrating how stupid this strategy is Also , you did not address my other point : since when does being a 16 year old activist remove a child from the realm of \" innocence \" ?", "context": ["Again with the picking and choosing of when morals apply . It's curious how conservatives were lacking in this display of moral indignation when it came to remarks made about President Clinton and Obama's minor daughters ... 🧐 #ImpeachmentHearing #MinorsWithoutHesitation ", "@USER Greta gave a speech at the UN . Barron Trump has done no such thing he should be off-limits just like Obama and Clinton ’ s daughters should have been . Not that difficult to understand .", "@USER \" Should have been \" but they weren't . It's interesting how that's easy to understand now but not then . No surprise that my use of the republican strategy of pointing to events that occured in PAST administrations to justify Trump's CURRENT behaviors only works for Trump . 🙄", "@USER You ’ re using the same strategy to justify the current behavior . You complain about the strategy but you ’ re using it now . I believe that attacking innocent minor children is off-limits regardless of which party their parents belong to , end of story ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 8 . realize some terminal degrees ARE a waste of time", "context": ["1 . You have a unique voice 2 . Be bold and fearless 3 . Trust your instincts 4 . Forgive others 5 . Forgive yourself #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe", "@USER 6 . realize not all terminal degrees are a waste of time", "@USER 7 . Realize some lists are incomplete until deep wisdom has been shared . Thank you , Chris ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Madigan kept Quinn from passing ethics law that would've prevented Bruce from moving his $ $ $ around .", "context": ["Any Dems actually want to take responsibility for the excessive property taxes ? We need progressive tax , legal Cannabis , no new taxes !", "@USER yes but we need a budget now . progressive tax takes too long . push for almost any decent plan , Senate or @USER .", "@USER @USER They are going to raise everyones taxes by 33 per so why can we not impose a progressive tax ? Middle class attack", "@USER @USER we can and should but it requires getting put on the ballot first . it should be but we need budget now .", "@USER @USER Dems are complaining about a bal . budget yet we have not signed one since 2001 . Need responsible Dem leadership !", "@USER @USER Quinn would disagree with you on that . But Madigan has got to go .", "@USER @USER Madigan is the line of defense against #donothingbruce but policy over 30 years has dug us deeper . #notinnocent"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the same people who want war with Russia will be the same ones who mock the military for being brainwashed idiots @USER", "context": ["Lindsey Graham : Trump citing Assange on hacking ' very disturbing ' ", "@USER It's even more disturbing you Graham are not focusing on the corruption revealed in the wikileaks . Why not concerned about that ?", "@USER @USER Do your own research hack , I did mine .", "@USER @USER Come on , top five . You're saying much corruption to be more concerned with , surely it's front of mind to outline here", "@USER uranium 1 , Donna Brazille CNN debate questions , destruction of fed docs , classified docs on non-secure devices @USER", "@USER @USER ty , and the list can go on another 5 pages ! 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's a thing called self-employed It's a new concept Who pays yours ? Dinny ? Talk about #PostTruth", "context": ["@USER about to have #PostTruth segment , as in people are morons because they didn't follow the MSM line & voted for #Hillary", "@USER sure why bother listening when you know what's coming", "@USER RT paid for by Russian state as opposed to RTE paid for by the irish state You're having a great day Sean #CarryOn"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER just to be clear , when mitt Romney IDed as Russia as an enemy , Pres O & Dems laughed their way into 2nd term", "context": ["Absolutely bonkers that the Trump press statement on sanctions against Russia doesn ’ t even mention what he ’ s referr … ", "@USER @USER what is the bid deal ? 1 . Trump is decidedly playing the good guy and Obama is playing the bad guy . #leverage ...", "@USER @USER 2 . President O wants to tie Trumps hands politically & Trump keeping his tactical options open until more facts"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Saudi Arabia can come over anytime they like . They're not banned .", "context": ["THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR KEEPING AMERICAN CITIZENS SAFE ! \" WE THE PEOPLE \" SUPPORT #MuslimBan ", "@USER YOU WANT THEM KILLED IN INTERNMENT CAMPS FOR JEWS AND ARABS BECAUSE THEY LOOK MUSLIM ! I HOPE GOD KILLS YOU ! #MuslimBan", "@USER YOU ARE A SNAKE FOR SURE . #MuslimBan NOTHING 2 DO W / JEWS . MUSLIMS NEED TO IMMIGRATE 2 SAUDI ARABIA . THEY DON'T SIMULATE in USA"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER i realise i made a spelling error also", "context": ["@USER great customer service today . Friendly staff at @USER even though flight cancelled and easy refund process #appreciated", "@USER Thanks Lee , that ’ s great to hear ( despite the flight cancellation ) ! I'll get the feedback passed on . :) – Josh", "@USER If we offered free flights , you'd be top of the list Lee . - Josh", "@USER you mis-spelt ' when ' it doesn't jave an ' i ' or ' f ' in it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER . The #WhiteNationalists THEMSELVES claim the #AltRight . How many times do I have to post this ? ", "context": ["She's trying to separate the altright from those \" fringe elements \" . #Rationalization Like separating the SA from th … ", "@USER do the democrats associate themselves with the Soros funded rioters who vandalized and refuse to let EMS thru ?", "@USER #FalseEquivalency . Soros didn't give birth to the #Leftist movement or the #DemocraticParty .", "@USER The #AltRight is a DIRECT cultural offspring of the #WhiteNationalist movement in the United States . ", "@USER You are LOADED with your own preconceptions and overestimation of your abilities . You desperately want to rationalize them ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Brexit would \" damage scientific research in Britain . \" But not boycotting country w / world's highest per capita patents ?", "context": ["So , a few thoughts on this moving piece by Stephen Hawking , in which he says the elites must share and help . / 1 ", "@USER Nothing moving about a scientist who boycotts an entire country--the country that designed what allows him to communicate .", "@USER Well , I'm separating the man from the message . I liked the essay . I just think it's simplistic .", "@USER Fine to separate artists who know little from their political idiocies . Not so an academic who advocates boycotting academics .", "@USER He raised a point worth thinking about , and said it better than others did . I used it as a springboard ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER exactly we are a democracy and had a democratic vote and we voted to leave", "context": ["Tony Blair is merely expressing the moderate , sensible view of millions , including me . His personality & track record are irrelevant .", "@USER agree , I believe we still have freedom of speech in this country #remain @USER", "@USER @USER The UK has not become a dictatorship . We have freedom of speech and should make ample use of it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER love trump voters talking about who is uneducated ...", "context": ["Interesting that certain Middle-Eastern countries agree with the ban . They know if certain people are allowed in it's death & destruction !", "@USER it's not that people disagree with the ban , it's how inhumane you are about doing it . You don't think beforehand .", "@USER @USER why bring him people here that don't want to integrate and want to impose their culture on us or they kill us", "@USER @USER I'm a refugee , I ❤ ️ America , I don't want to kill people , I assimilated , I became American . Stop your prejudice", "@USER Good , but sadly a lot of more uneducated people can't , they don't even know English like you . It's obvious you were of higher status"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER authoritarian but neither conservative , nor socialist <=> non partisan", "context": ["Have faith . Poland endured 123 years of foreign ( esp Russian ) occupation and survived . Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła ", "@USER @USER that's not terribly uplifting . Poland is headed towards fascism itself . The leaders have wrecked their constitution", "@USER @USER @USER is it ? Really ? With a govt Full of old fashioned socjalistą who pretend 2b conservatives ?", "@USER @USER @USER So it is possible to be a non-partisan authoritarian party with no political agenda ? #WOW", "@USER @USER @USER Non-partisan ? Are we talking about the same political party ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You need to meet actual people . Your attitude is why you'll continue to lose . Your condescending hatred combined with so much ignorance makes people want to teach you a lesson that you refuse to learn . You will one day . You will call it hard earned wisdom .", "context": ["To provide some historical context , if the exit poll is on the money this will be Labour ’ s worst result in 84 years ", "A familiar sight in recent UK elections : we have a striking education gradient . Tories are doing best in areas with few graduates , Labour and Lib Dems faring best in areas with lots of graduates . ", "@USER @USER Educated people are more rational and usually have a greater world view", "@USER @USER @USER I have not found this to be true in my experience . \" Uneducated \" people often have wisdom and common sense that their educated \" betters \" have completely forgotten or never knew .", "@USER @USER @USER Well , you have your experience , I have mine . Most poorly educated people's \" wisdom \" is usually superstition horseshit ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You've made it glaringly clear you're as fake as your \" Lord Jesus Christ \" . @USER ", "context": ["@USER And yet your header promotes the fake birthday of the fake Jesus . @USER @USER … ", "Can you prove Jesus is fake ? Or is your belief faith besed ? @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER atheism cannot prove much . Unfounded . Based on theory", "@USER @USER @USER Atheism doesn't need to prove anything . What does word \" theory \" mean to you ?", "@USER @USER @USER atheism certainly does . That's such a ridiculous , cop out argument , thus , ( 1 )", "@USER @USER @USER No , actually it doesn't . All evidence for anything we know about shows no gods .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm fed up of your unsustainable argument . Been there done that . I'm out .", "@USER that because you don't understand ? Must be hard for you :-( @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER l , that's because you don't understand . Atheists are unintelligent on many levels .", "@USER Please show us the extent of your honesty & intelligence . This is not rocket science . @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER Final word , may my Lord Jesus Christ bless u & show u truth , facts , the irony . Au revoir ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER gee that sounds a lot what said not too long ago", "context": ["In December , Spicer said barring media access is what a \" dictatorship \" does . Yesterday , he barred media access . ", "@USER Media access is a privilege , not a right . Suck it up , buttercup .", "@USER @USER In a dictatorship media access is a privilege . In a democracy , media access is a right !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" libtard \" . stated by someone with absolutely no education and an IQ below 80 . #fakenewsvictim", "context": ["This makes me sick . How about it you #Trump voters in Michigan , Pennsylvania , and Wisconsin ? Do you have any idea w … ", "@USER @USER why ? Do you realize what Obama's vacations have cost ? ? ? Wake up", "@USER @USER Oh , my--if you were worried about Obama's vacations , hold on to your seat as the $ $ $ s go daily 4 the Trumps in NYC !", "@USER @USER are u clueless ? Have u no idea what the cost per day to ANY president is ? #libtard"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Finland and Germany were never allied , they had only the co-belligerent pact .", "context": ["#WinterWar80 #OTD in 1938 USA approved the sale of some \" obsolete \" military equipment to #Finland . Most important would turn out to be the 44 Brewster F2A Buffalo fighters that would become the backbone of the @USER with a kill ratio of 33/1 in . ", "@USER @USER Finns became proud of fascism ! not surprising from people supporting Hitler .", "@USER @USER You do realize that in 1939 Nazis and Soviets were allied and USSR invaded Finland and that the Air-Force swastika was adopted in 1918 when Hitler was a corporal in the Kaisers army ?", "@USER @USER @USER Nazis & Soviets were never allied . They only had Non-Aggression Pact ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Why would I be mad when you are the one who is 60 + acting like a secondary school child ... ___", "context": ["#SupremeCourt being attacked by Brexiters really reveals that Brexiters don't have a clue about what the case is about .", "@USER < @USER And you do not have a clue that the ' Supreme Court ' does not have the authority to get involved in legal cases ...", "@USER @USER Facts are facts love , just ask the Queen ...", "@USER @USER Love ? Misogynistic tendencies . The dog is called Molly and she can't use Twitter .. Hi", "@USER @USER Yea great , triffic , wonderful ... 😂 ALL judges get their lawful authority from the Queen , it's just the way it is ...", "@USER @USER Not a clue have you ? A Daily Mail reader ... or even worse .", "@USER @USER Oh I do have a clue thanks , people like you hate facts don't you ... 😂", "@USER @USER You don't have a clue . The court case is being held to stop the use of Royal prerogative you amateur .", "@USER @USER So no reply or answer . Bye Snowflake . Molly says woof .", "@USER @USER Which bit of ' ALL judges get their lawful authority from the Queen ' are you clearly having trouble with ? 😂", "@USER @USER Desperate . If she has the authority , he come the judges are going to block the Royal prerogative ? Amateur", "@USER @USER You just do not get it do you ! Be gone you clown ... 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER Not bad for you . You normally get very abusive . Excellent anger control .", "@USER @USER ' You normally get very abusive ' Do you know me ? No ... Have we spoken before ? No ... 😂 😂 😂", "@USER You are 60 + years old , and you act like that and then expect to be taken seriously ... 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER not all anti-Trumpsters are in that group ... so don't put them there ... k ?", "context": [". @USER : I'm concerned that somebody with a platform like Meryl Streep's is inciting people's worst instin … ", "@USER @USER @USER Difference is ... we don't riot , loot , etc . We didn't do any of that , when Obummer was elected 2x !", "@USER @USER @USER Not all white people , are racist . Don't put me , with \" them \" . I didn't riot . K ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER a man from Irchester saying someone has webbed feet #wow", "context": ["Twelve months on ... Overall , I reckon it's been a pretty good year #ntfc ", "@USER what a year it's been who would have thought what would come next", "@USER @USER my crystal ball is refusing to tell me where we will be in 12 months time", "@USER @USER @USER I'd take losing to Scunthorpe to see your faces last week 👍 🏻 😂", "@USER @USER @USER one lucky win and you dance in the swamplands .. we'll see where you finish the season", "@USER @USER @USER I live in Northampton , 100 % it'll be above you lot", "@USER @USER @USER even worse living with us .. luckily 6 fingers and webbed feet isn't catching .. Born .. 😀"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER it's primary reason why we are upgrading , as the new SIM will be more resilient , as always looks for strongest network", "context": ["It's quite ironic that a cc machine supplier is having problems with mobile signals ... maybe tfl will be more likely to listen now ...", "@USER Driver wouldn't be having this problem with a transaction , it is the size of the file that is the problem , payment file is tiny", "@USER doesn't matter , we were berated for daring to suggest signal issues could occur . It's a general point , lee - not aimed at you", "@USER always a risk with a signal Paul , look how many phone calls drop out"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No two face You criticized the use of the union Jack and the queen and comparing it to nicolas use of the saltire as being an equivalence using hashtag You're a typical thick uneducated nat", "context": ["and they slag Nicola over the over use of the saltire ... ", "@USER @USER Nicola is not the queen or head of state for Scotland you zoomer #education", "@USER @USER and where did I say she was ? it's not Betty the first of Scotlalnd that was over using the flag anyway #Education", "@USER @USER So what the feck is your criticism of the queen as head of state using the union Jack ? ? #uneducated", "@USER @USER is it the queen that did that tweet , is that her secret twitter account ?", "@USER @USER Who cares , you had the stupidity to criticize the queen for being associated with the union Jack How thick are you ?", "@USER @USER No I didn't , was laughing at the irony of unionists over use of the union jack , not the Queen , you made it about the queen because her coupin is on a biscuit tin ( classy ) Happy new year Betty the First of Scotland HRH"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER altho I'm not gonna be lectured by someone from a country who wanted to leave about all things British", "context": ["Naming of Michelle O'Neill as Sinn Fein leader in NI means seven UK parties now have female leaders ( incl Eng / Wales Green Party )", "@USER Sinn Fein aren't regarded as a UK party , nor should they be . They refuse to take their seats in London , so not a UK Party ...", "@USER @USER They do hold seats in a uk assembly / parliament and held power so they are a uk party", "@USER @USER they are an Irish based political party not a U . K . one . Seriously arguing with a belfast guy about NI politics ? !", "@USER @USER All Northern Irish parties are the clue is in the name . You'll be saying you are British next ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ohh , so close , but the correct answer was , \" What is . \"", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I'm saying that the argument of gun control leaves guns with criminals , or they will kill somehow anyway so may as well be a gun , are tired overused propaganda from the NRA . No one is going to take all the guns . Believing they'll try is idiotic . Common sense control is a must .", "@USER @USER @USER But every proposal affects only the law-abiding , and does next to nothing to stop criminals . Universal background checks ? Long waiting periods ? Criminals can still steal guns or buy them on the black market . \" Assault weapon \" bans ? Ineffective at saving lives . What's your idea ?", "@USER @USER @USER And what we're doing now is saving lives and keeping guns out of the hands of criminals ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , violent crime is trending downwards . But I agree that more should be done to stop dangerous people . Widespread education on safe storage of firearms and the importance of theft prevention would be helpful . But people don't want gun education in schools .", "@USER @USER @USER We could allow the general public to access the NICS background check system so they can verify who they're selling a gun to without paying a gun dealer to run the check for them . But nobody has proposed that .", "@USER @USER @USER It depends on the dealer . Around me , it's usually around $ 25-30 . Add in the time and hassle of butter and seller finding a gun store that's open at a time convenient to both , and an unfortunate number of people might just say \" Eh , I'm sure you're fine \" and selling the gun .", "@USER @USER @USER Then it would be an illegal sale if 100 % background checks become law .", "@USER @USER @USER It's an illegal sale anyways , because it's illegal for a criminal to buy guns . That's why they steal them ( which is illegal ) , or use straw purchasers ( which is also illegal ) . You could pass 100 % background check laws , but it will only affect people who obey the law anyway .", "@USER @USER @USER It would flag people with mental health issues , domestic violence arrests , etc . ", "@USER @USER @USER It could , but it could fail , too . Especially when people just don't obey the law . That's why I prefer giving people other than gun dealers access to NICS checks . It's not a burden on the law-abiding , but it will give them the ability to avoid selling to anyone who is prohibited .", "@USER The Aurora , Illinois shooter was a prohibited possessor , yet he was abled to buy a gun at a store because NICS failed . Also , the vast majority of criminals obtained their guns through theft or the black market .", "@USER @USER Last night my wife's car failed to start and she called be for help . I told her that if it failed once , then it's useless . Don't try and fix it . Don't even buy another one , because if one car fails then all cars are worthless , or at least I WOULD HAVE said that if I were INSANE .", "@USER @USER I'm sure your choice to post a gif from the movie that defines your life had nothing to do with your INABILITY to explain how a single failure in a system is justification for discarding the whole system .", "@USER @USER Cars fail regularly as well . In fact AAA responded to 32 million calls for service in 2015 , and that's just ONE of the nation's roadside assistance providers . But you keep shining a light on your failure to provide an intelligent reason to discard rather than repair w / those gifs", "@USER @USER Maybe because I never said to discard it 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ I merely showed that it fails . Maybe comparing a constitutionally protected right with cars is not the best comparison 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ ", "@USER @USER Oh , that's my bad . I made the assumption that you weren't merely pointing out something failed for absolutely no reason at all . I gave you the benefit of the doubt that you actually had a point . I won't make that mistake again , I assure you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 2 . ... by ur tweet , YOU have just done that 4 which you have condemned me . #TrumpTRUTHagenda", "context": ["This thread is rife with haters USING the dead for their Trump hate agenda . You are a perfect example of it … ", "@USER Your tweet is true ONLY in an #AltReality in which calling proven liars a liar is considered \" hateful \" . #TrumpTRUTHagenda", "@USER 1 . I know in #AltReality speaking unflattering / inconvenient #truth about #TeamTrump = hate but is ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Zaid Sb he has a Twitter account ... Twitter account is more valuable than practical experience and common sense . 🙂 .", "context": ["Excruciating pain in the heart ... how we chickened out when it was time to make a stand for this historic allience ... Saudis could have been handled if we had a PM with an iota of experience in diplomacy ... 🤦 ‍ ♂ 🤦 ‍ ♂ ", "@USER Sorry but that's not how it works when you're depending on them for a crucial part of your economy .", "@USER بچے کیا عمر ھے تمہاری ؟ کیا تجربہ ھے خارجہ امور کا ؟"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Then Tom muted me cuz he needs his safe space . @USER @USER", "context": ["I hope Trump and Bannon understand the world is watching . They must be loud and clear in condemning anti-Semitism and all forms of bigotry .", "@USER Yah they have done that numerous times , but the left and people like you don't hear or accept it .", "@USER @USER when ? Please post a source where they've condemned this ...", "@USER Spicer knows he's not Donald , right ? How about Donald actually say it . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER ok you are a nitwit - - did you see the other stories ? the videos ? Bye ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ' Your ' grammar is wrong , and your numbers . 189k EU 196k Non-EU , to June last year , pre-Ref , ONS . 48 % funnily", "context": ["\" Same number of immigrants will be coming to the country \" after Brexit , says Lord Mandelson #marr ", "@USER Someone in government , the public never voted for , lies about immigration in support of the EU . Time for the end of the Lords .", "@USER @USER check official immigration figures on the office of national statistics site . They support mandelsons argument .", "@USER @USER No they don't . The unelected Lord , in the pay of the EU , was disregarding a large percentage , to create a falsehood .", "@USER @USER prove the Lords are in the pay of the #eu . Prove the Office of national statement publishes false hoods . #remain", "@USER @USER I said Mandelson , you know the guy who ignored 189k EU migrants on Marr yesterday . Google it , common knowledge #Freedom", "@USER @USER the immigration figures are known to me . Mandelson was spot on , your the one that's wrong ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I know you don ’ t . That ’ s why I said it 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ #manalive", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER He doesn ’ t speak for me or 17.4 m other leave voters .", "@USER @USER @USER I am sure he did when he gave the tory backbenches a voice before the referendum . as speaker he stood up for parliamentarians leave or remain against the executive . Interesting how you only know about what has happened since 2016 not before", "@USER @USER @USER I know about that which went before . I also know that Bercow broke many precedents to try to thwart the result of a democratic vote . He can ’ t have any complaints about precedents not being followed when he broke so many precedents himself .", "@USER @USER @USER Why 3 ? Why not 2 or 10 ? Surely 1 is bad enough . Here ’ s another link : #bollockstobercow", "@USER @USER @USER First link is anecdotal character assassination rubbish , no specifics ( would expect nothing less from the Telegraph , Johnson ’ s propaganda rag ) . Second link is broken . Try harder", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t have to try . He ’ s not getting a peerage and the outrage it ’ s causing anti-democratic FBPE remoaner morons is delicious 😋 😂 🤣 😂 #enjoyBrexit", "@USER @USER @USER And we were just calling you out on your own tweet . Fun all round", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m sure all your followers enjoyed it 🙂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So it ’ s ok for them to say this hate filled vile stuff , including death threats , but nobody can dare to even slightly say anything against their perceptions of the world . #IStandWithMaya", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Isn't it horrifying that the celebrity supporters of women against this totalitarianism can literally be counted on one hand ? Shame on the rest of them .", "@USER @USER @USER The relentless bullying they get when one of them does speak up is obviously meant to deter any others , and it works , unfortunately .", "@USER @USER @USER I've said it already and I'll say it again , if free speech allows people to express transphobic opinions then free speech allows us to fight back , don't treat us with a double standard and prented that you are the only victims when we all are .", "@USER @USER @USER And if you really can't see the difference between JK Rowling saying \" biology is real \" and you ppl sending her this , you are beyond the reach of reason : "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh so you're concerned about politicians degrading women now ? #JayZForPOTUS", "context": ["Wow , a cussing drug dealn rapper ? Right ! Jay-sleeze needs to lift his \" people \" yp ", "@USER Because YOU care so much about those ppl right ? You probably have a Johnny Rebel CD collection . 😂", "@USER @USER opposed to what ? An extensive rap collection that glorifies drugs , crime , violence , degrading of women ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The here is that YOU are the \" commie \" 👇 ", "context": ["Lindsey Graham admits that they didn ’ t kill #Soleimani because Iraqis protesters attacked the US embassy . It was pre-meditated . ", "@USER Trump already said one of the reasons they killed Soleimani was because he has killed Americans in the past , so you're not revealing some big secret . It was absolutely a pre-meditated assassination - and an excellent one at that . Normal people who aren't jihadis are celebrating .", "@USER @USER really ? Are you another low IQ Murican retard ? ", "@USER @USER My IQ is high enough to stick to the issues & not get personal . And I also have enough personal integrity not to side with a brutal Islamic dictatorship which tortures protesters , hangs gays from cranes & sponsors terrorism . But by all means , keep screeching about Trump 😂", "@USER @USER \" personal integrity \" 👈 😂 🤣 😂 Yeah , the \" integrity \" to \" side with a brutal [ US ] dictatorship \" which starts ENDLESS WARS all over the planet . #Muricans like you don't have any \" integrity \" ! If you did , you wouldn't allow all these illegal wars which cause : ", "@USER @USER By the way - nobody has done more than Trump to help veterans , reform the VA & address the opioid crisis . So you can try to change the subject if you want , but it isn't helping your case .", "@USER @USER Remind me again , how long have #Muricans been fighting the \" cave monkeys \" in Afghanistan ? ", "@USER @USER Remind me again what that's got to do with Trump ... Or me ? Both of us were against these wars & how they were fought . Seems you're just very confused about who does what . All Americans are responsible for decisions made which they disagree with ? You're a simpleton .", "@USER @USER \" You're a simpleton . \" 👈 projecting much ? The military industrial complex preys on stoooopid Muricans like you .", "@USER @USER There there , it's ok buddy . I know these are hard times for you . All you pro-jihad commies are having setback after setback . Look how sad your friends are in the photos . 😪 😭 Be strong . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER it's only the broadband ... phone with @USER . Allegedly our location means gives best broadband", "context": [". @USER you've incorrectly shaped our broadband despite account being fully paid up & keep disconnecting after long waits to sort it . FFS", "@USER @USER This is the most entertaining and by that I mean appalling customer interaction I've seen on social media in ages", "@USER @USER It's things like this that make me thankful every day that I give $ 0 to Telstra for any services . Sorry you have to 😫"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER farage is a clown . Close the borders , german wife , likely applied for dual german citizenship .", "context": ["Yes come on Mr Verhofstadt we are still waiting , maybe he hasn't checked his twitter yet ... ", "@USER @USER he checks it often . As most effective politicians do . Sadly we dont have many , esp the unelected may and farage .", "@USER @USER Farage brought us Brexit , Verhofstadt is effective as a chocolate fire guard . I'm with you on May though"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So more that liberals support this chaos . TY Jim .", "context": [". @USER on forces behind protests : \" These are Communists . These are anarchists . They're anti-Semitic . \" ", "@USER @USER Anti Semitics being paid to protest by a Hungarian Jew .", "@USER @USER @USER I DK but , for years has been said he thrived by informing on Jews during war ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER a bit like you then ? \" I don't talk to them \"", "context": ["Heartbroken . We adore the Polish family who live next door . What's happening to our country . This isn't the country … ", "@USER I don't talk to many Brexiters but if there are any out there , is this what you voted for ?", "@USER I don't talk to them because they tend to be stupid , ignorant , ill educated , bigoted and racist ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I see that . I was responding to @USER , who seemed bothered by mean and impolite Democrats .", "context": ["Boeing Reponds To Trump ’ s Air Force One Tweet : You ’ re A F * * king Idiot #UnfitToServe #nevertrump", "@USER @USER Who from Boeing called him a f---king idiot ? Article does not make that clear . The name should be revealed .", "@USER @USER @USER Implied is inadequate ! If someone said this , identify . If not , it is a false attribution . Fake news !", "@USER @USER @USER I'm willing to say it if it will make you happy .", "@USER @USER @USER But the person who wrote the article did say it .", "@USER @USER @USER But does the person who wrote the article work for Boeing ? If not , it is a false attribution .", "@USER @USER @USER Joni perhaps to be royalist than the king . A lie is lie despite its origin . Burden or proof is on trump", "@USER No one should be called a f ... king idiot nor have to prove they aren't . Bad manners and ad hominenm attacks are not deserved .", "@USER @USER I thought Trump supporters were all for direct , honest talk , and not being all PC . Or is that only one way ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No , you simply pre-judge Tchrs & Unions w / out guaranteeing them due process .", "context": ["News flash troll : We don't lawyer up for anyone who doesn't work for #HISD . ", "@USER @USER @USER His disgusting commentary is the reason why public school teachers are vilified . No fact checking .", "@USER Mr . Wilkow , sir , your commentary is offensive . No fact checking plus dangerous assumptions about our union @USER", "\" Dangerous \" Do you @USER @USER hear yourself ? You sound like an angry Marxist . Calm down .", "@USER I am an AMERICAN CITIZEN with civil rights . Do you believe in Civil Rights , Mr . Wilkow ?", "@USER @USER and we all have Constitutional rights . We will not be suppressing any opinions as much as you would like to ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER free in the same way as #Russia freed Crimea and Eastern Ukraine ? Awesome job guys !", "context": ["@USER WTF , first thing to do is to tweet ? Does anybody still believe this fake account ?", "@USER how many times did I tweet today ? Do you just talk ? - Fatemah", "@USER @USER Russia will free Syria of terrorists for the latter the game is over"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I didn't get to see the film of Pumpernickel because I was in a show ... of #Hamlet . ;-)", "context": ["1 ) Really need to write my #review of #DrStrange . In the meantime , ...", "@USER How did you like it ? I have unpopular feelings about it .", "@USER And I <3 me some Pumpernickel Bendersnatch , so it's honest criticism .", "@USER Same . Wonderland Bandersnatch made me mad in Dr . Strange and then cry so much in his Hamlet .", "@USER Our Hamlet ( @USER ) was called Bandersnatch-esque in one of the reviews ;-)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER By voting Stein you make a Trump victory more likely to happen", "context": ["#ImVoting4JillBecause I will not vote for more war , more climate change and more subjugation to corporations . Vote … ", "@USER @USER As an Oregonian myself I thought about voting for Stein , but she simply ignores the science on a lot of issues", "Being a comedian , @USER must be joking . Jill Stein is the only candidate who isn't owned by Big Oil . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No worries , the White House will call 10 Downing Street when they need more fresh bodies to the fight .", "context": ["Feverish speculation about fantasy trade deals , panic from UK businesses , bemused commentary from EU observers distracted by more urgent crises , UK pundits raptly churning out insta-takes to every Downing Street brainfart ... It's as if the UK teleported back to January 2017", "Just this time around EU states and EU institutions , especially those around the Med , will pay far less attention to the daily flailing with no forward motion in London as other , bigger , crises come at them fast", "For the first time in 300 years , the UK is a marginal actor in a crisis in the Mediterranean"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yet here you are , insulting me and complaining about me , yet you do not get your own . #PuelOut #SaintsFC", "context": ["To the #PuelOut gang - get behind the club or go and support #Pompey . We don't need you . #saintsfc", "@USER Do you need a #SafeSpace ? , or just get it that other people have differing opinions . #PuelOut is a thing now . #SaintsFC", "@USER no amount of #PuelOut negativity will have any bearing on the outcome so what's the point ?", "@USER They said that about the #PollTax , they also said that about #Brexit , maybe I'll get to say it about #PuelOut .", "@USER @USER you're just showing yourself as an idiot with no clue Darren . 👏 🏼", "@USER @USER I may well be an idiot , but all movements have to start by those of opposing ideas . #PuelOut is mine . #SaintsFC", "@USER @USER are you going to protest outside the ground too", "@USER @USER I can't quite afford the £ 2500 round trip to do it , so not this time . #PuelOut #NZ #SaintsFC", "@USER @USER stop your whining then and crack on with something else you keyboard warrior"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Well being that I ’ m sick as a dog ... I plan on making a nice NyQuil cocktail .", "context": ["@USER What's the excuse today from the Freddie Kitchens Apologiat fan club ? #Browns ", "@USER @USER Cant do it anymore they arent trying to win simple as that . The cannot convince me that they are with this laughable staff assembled", "@USER @USER I never played football and could call a better game . This is really bad . Horrible coaching ... there I said it 😤", "@USER @USER It's ok you'll feel better now . Your sould is at ease . Now it's time to get the Nyquil out right before the beginning of the 4th quarter and get your work clothes ready as you turn it in early tonight"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wait , a regulation that was a bad idea ? Not possible !", "context": ["Quick Question for you @USER . Scientist : What kind , whaddya do ? Sci-Fi : Anything I can read ? who are your Fave / Inspiring authors Philosopher : more on this later Power Lifter : as in #OlymicLifting ? or just the power lifts DL , SQ , BP , etc ?", "@USER I am a Microbiologist / Molecular Biologist working in food safety . I spent too much time in school and studied Microbiology , Biotechnology , Biochemistry , and Criminal Psychology . It ’ s why the screwed up college system we have hits home for me .", "@USER @USER For when you have an opportunity . If states with lax food safety laws resulted in anywhere from 3-7+ times the number of food related illness and fatalities than states with stricter laws , what would you suggest someone who wanted to reduce incident ( systemically ) rates do ?", "@USER @USER I would start systematically banning categories of food . Starting with leafy vegetables since they cause the most incidents . Shut down every privately owned restaurant and only have government cafetarias . Also seize all farms .", "@USER @USER Wow ! As this is your background , please elaborate .", "@USER @USER That was sarcasm . Just trying to be more like you .", "@USER @USER If you want a serious answer I ’ ll give you one . And since I believe in voluntary interactions please leave it at that . Educating about production line issues and source of contamination . Pointing farmers towards resources for education . Educating on safety and cleanliness .", "@USER @USER And if after the education , you didn't see a marked improvement ?", "@USER @USER Hold individuals accountable . Punish individuals accordingly . Incentivize testing and testing standards . Make testing cheaper ( we do this ) . No law will be followed by all . As evidenced by production facilities being shut down even though we have already strict protocols in US .", "@USER @USER Agreed . Ideally , but not realistically , we can't reach all . Do you believe regulation helps ?", "@USER @USER As a side note . “ Ugly ” produce doesn ’ t get wasted . It goes into animal feed , sold at cost , or goes into things like tomato sauce . There was a regulation that was pushed but not passed that would have created a situation where a lot of this would have been tossed ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He was always good at leading receivers . Saw this far too often in 7 years in Miami .", "context": ["Tannehill . 9-7 . Ceiling . I ’ ll . Say . It . Again . 9 . And . 7 . Love the dude . But he isn ’ t Nashville ’ s savior they are making him out to be . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Tannyhill isn't the one letting NO return kickoffs to midfield and then score with minimal resistance ... just sayin .", "@USER @USER @USER For sure . Tannehill has never won more than 8 games in a season , fwiw .", "@USER @USER @USER Well he just \" managed \" his 3rd TD pass of the day with a laser to Sharpe in the back of the endzone to pull back within 3 , so I guess I'll just be happy we got him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You realize this is an Atheist Jew applauding a Mulsim-raised atheist while he sells the word of Islam .", "context": ["@USER I agree . It's akin to all Christians being blamed for radical idiots like Westboro .", "@USER @USER no it's not . It's akin to criticising Christianity * ideology * & its neurosis with sexuality.Faulty analogy", "@USER that's great . But stop apologism for toxic ideologies . It doesn't help curtail bigotry anyway . Empowers zealots within ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I know .. You were probably joking , cause we all know that it ’ s a lot more complicated than that .. 😂 I was able to see the shadow side of the world due to the nature of my work and ugh .. the most unexpected people lead double lives and hello - hypergamy ? ! 😈", "context": ["When it comes to your relationships with women ... ... you can have them long , or you can have them happy . But you can't have them long & happy .", "@USER Hang in there man , you ’ ll find it some day", "@USER @USER Hahahaha .. it ’ s almost like “ Oh , who hurt you ? ? ? ” ... 😜 😜 😜 ❄ ️"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER no I was deadly serious that they've all completely lost their mental abilities", "context": ["@USER Define \" disparate gene \" : how much difference is required ? And why ? @USER @USER", "@USER Given two genetic sequences , how would you establish if they are related or not ? Can you do this at all ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER if you assume evolution and that genomes are linear ( which they're not ) then it's just % matching", "@USER @USER @USER parts of the genome control expression of other parts , it is self-editing and i … ", "@USER \" Self-editing \" ? Also , very few genes use multiple reading frames . And again : @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER so NO ! in general you can not know if 2 sequences are related unless they're al … ", "@USER More waffle . How close is \" almost identical \" ? What % sequence identity ? What % homology ? @USER @USER", "@USER At least @USER has some biochem background . You appear to be making this up as you go along . @USER", "@USER @USER @USER ( my microbiology , organic chem & biochem professors would lose their minds reading this thread ) .", "@USER @USER @USER they probably already lost their minds when they submitted to evo theory ; promising never to question it", "@USER Evolution is continuously questioned and tested . And it holds . You ? You can't even submit a hypothesis . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER glad you inserted that there ... it's been a while since you threw a prayer to evolution in this thread .", "@USER @USER @USER apologies , I was just reminded of the \" peace be upon him \" compulsion of Muslims after naming Muhammad .", "@USER @USER @USER You are displaying odd & paranoid thinking & then typing these thoughts & hitting \" send . \" Are you ok ?", "@USER @USER @USER that type of dialog in my country is known as banter , and considered humorous ... As you were", "@USER @USER @USER If you say so . So your thoughts on my professors was just \" humorous banter \" ? "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you're labelling a whole country and it's people to try and suit your separatist agenda .", "context": ["Good point . Though should start by taking 2014 Yes stickers off . Party logos : whatever ( if a bit obsessive ) - but 2 … ", "@USER @USER Every time I see a Yes sticker it gives me hope . God knows we need a little of that , the way the UK is going .", "@USER @USER that's maybe just sad on your part . What's the issue with the UK ? Maybe look closer to home for blame", "@USER @USER Brexit , lurch to the far right , political violence , racism , islamophobia .", "@USER @USER you may want that to be he case but the Uk has always been a tolerant country .", "@USER @USER That mythical tolerance has been noticeably lacking of late . Pick up a paper at some point and you'll see ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well if she won awards then that changes my mind !", "context": ["Let ’ s have a discussion ! What ’ s your most UNPOPULAR COMICBOOK MOVIE OPINION ? ! Again , these are all opinions , not everyone will agree and that ’ s okay ! #SHPOLL20 #FilmTwitter #Marvel ", "@USER I ’ m not a fan of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman . I thought WW ’ s parts around her worked but I just couldn ’ t buy her as the character", "@USER @USER Stop being cocky and Gal Gadot is the best Diana Prince / Wonder Woman ever", "@USER @USER @USER Literally nobody is being cocky here and it ’ s his OPINION . Don ’ t take it so personally", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m seriously so confused by the “ stop being cocky ” comment lmfaooooo", "@USER @USER @USER Has to be lol but didn ’ t you hear ? She won the Uranus award for best actress !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I don't even remember what this was about , but apparently irony is lost on me", "context": ["\" Military-style \" firearms aren't protected by the Second Amendment , court rules ", "@USER @USER But how will we stop Literally Hitler Trump ? ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER we the people are on the side of trump , it's you we need to stop"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER completely agree with you here , us winning GF just papered over cracks IMO", "context": ["@USER and we do ... most attractive team in league by a mile ... and @USER and the like will thrive in that kind of side", "@USER @USER au contrair mate , I think ever 6body ought to be wary of us this year ... btw enjoy Solomona season after next", "@USER What makes you think you'll be a force this season ? #genuinequestion", "@USER best coach in league strong squad and our ability to do the unexpected on the field ... wigan struggled with us last year"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're Awfully Autocratic or \" Authoritarian \" Try to See Trump as Something OTHER than a Crime Waiting to Be Exposed #KnowYouCant #GOP #PartyOfLincoln", "context": ["Did you actually take any History courses at Princeton ? ", "@USER Ted , if it was just about being unlikeable , you would have been impeached or removed from your seat long ago . Abuse of Presidential Power , Ted .", "@USER @USER The Impeachment Process Is an Abuse of Legislative Power , Nance . #Trump2020", "@USER @USER @USER The impeachment process is part of the constitution and therefor specifically not an abuse of power . Try reading it .", "@USER @USER @USER Nothing Trump Did Was a Violation of the Constitution . Try Not Being Such a Desperate #Democrat #NatlSocAmerWorkersParty #SiegObama Nazi , K ? Please ? Barr", "@USER @USER @USER Read the book Impeach by Neal Katyal who is a Professor of National Security Law at Georgetown University Law Center and then tell me that nothing trump did was in violation of the constitution . #betyouwont"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Yes indeed , Berkeley was a leader in the fight for free speech over 50 years ago . @USER @USER", "context": ["I can't believe @USER is actually allowing Milo on campus to speak . As an alumni I'm disappointed 😔 #MiloAtCal", "Yes , it's disappointing enough when free speech happens anywhere ... but why in Berkeley of all places ? ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER Berkeley is famously known for where the Free Speech Movement began"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER OPLANs , yes - according to title 10 , but CONOPS - gasp and grasp my pearls - never . Why would civilian oversight of such things matter ?", "context": ["It ’ s hard to tell from outside but does it seem State taking a bizarrely lead role in these events ? ", "@USER Agree - - FWIW , I chock it up to 1 ) this is an administration where personalities , not institutions , matter ; 2 ) Pompeo is the Guy the Guy Goes To ; and 3 ) senior OSD-Policy officials are very sparse these days .", "@USER @USER If OSD had any real influence maybe killing Soleimani wouldn ’ t have even been an option . That is the kind of stupid idea we consistently pullled out of slides that came our way from Tampa", "@USER @USER @USER Someone should consider statutorily requiring civilians in OSD-P to review CONOPs for geopolitical and strategic consequences ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER of course , as having a potentially convictable child rapist as POTUS could destroy civilisation . @USER", "context": ["I expect the Commons will authorise the triggering of Article 50 but , my , the whining from Brexiteers this morning is quite something .", "@USER @USER Any thoughts on the calm responses from Remain post vote ? Or most media at Trump ’ s thoughts on legal media challenge ?", ". @USER I pay my licence and I take my choice . @USER", "@USER @USER I meant Donald Trump , in answer to your question", ". @USER Tough choice on best news of day : alleged child rapist poss leader of free world ; or #Brexit the rise of democracy @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It was that a revolution vernacularization was employed to enable reactionary authority . ? Sure .", "context": ["@USER he stayed firmly within the theological and religious so yes", "do you mean @USER - not reactionary in the sense of Thomas More , but reactionary as the precursor to the early Bourgeois revolutions ?", "@USER @USER Protestant revolutions were in that they demand reconfigured state and position of individual", "@USER @USER you mean more reactionary than the catholic church ? how ?", "@USER @USER Reactionary is not the word for the position of Catholic Church at the time — thought-empire", "@USER @USER Perhaps the Holy Roman Empire and Charlemagne could be considered as such ...", "@USER @USER Interesting that there are a lot of Catholic neoreactionaries today though !", "@USER @USER yes I suppose the early 16th C is too early , though in England catholicism was reaction", "@USER @USER @USER Luther was ' reacting ' to a mutation that had itself long become conservative ( of its own power ) .", "@USER @USER @USER So Luther's reform was actually — from his pov — a purification , a return to what was before the then -", "@USER @USER @USER That's nonsense you misapprehend how radical a gesture vernacularisation was at the time", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , Luther as v late stage of linguistic evolution out of MA ( Petrarch , Dante , Chaucer , Tyndale , & c ) .", "@USER But I think @USER ' s pt is that Luther's return to archaic purity of institutions was an authoritarian Rx . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Update : @USER App still says my flight is “ On-Time ” . However , indefinite hiatus is not on-time in my universe . Also @USER my ride is no longer able to pick us up from the airport because they need to be at the rehearsal dinner . Thanks again @USER for all your help !", "context": ["So @USER is ruining my wife and I ’ d universe . And they just offered to pay for half of a flight for me to turn around and go home now . They can ’ t deliver me to my final destination . Their solution , they ’ ll go halfsies on getting me home . Pathetic attempt at customer service . ", "I don ’ t know that I have ever been so insulted in my life . Honestly , if you have a flight booked with @USER this week , change it . Do it now . They don ’ t care about you or whether you make it to your final destination .", "This is of course after they : 1 ) changed my return flights with no notification , 2 ) made me wait 2 hours to check a bag this morning and almost miss my 1st flight and 3 ) boarded me on to a plane that could never leave because of fog . @USER Ladies and Gentlemen", "Nothing is being done to remedy this situation . I get an update every 45 minutes to an hour . They rolled out free water and snacks , that is their best effort at customer service today . . 08 $ bottles of water and a mini bag of Cheez-It ’ s .", "The @USER app and website still show that my flight is on time ! ! ! @USER knows this and isn ’ t updating their site . This whole experience should deter anyone from flying with this company . They are now joining Chick-Fil-A and Hobby Lobby as places who will never see my $ again .", "So , I will keep everyone posted ... especially the fine people @USER of my unscheduled time here in SLC . BTW , my wife will be missing the rehearsal dinner for the wedding she is officiating tomorrow . @USER doesn ’ t care about that either .", "Update : @USER just rolled out their 3rd “ sorry you can ’ t get to your destination ” buffet . 8oz water bottles and little ba has of peanuts and Cheez-It ’ s . I don ’ t think I ’ m leaving anytime soon . #Deltahostages "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The CEO of Starbucks was a large donor to the Hillary campaign .", "context": ["@USER Still waiting on that long list of Bernies \" accomplishments \" . ", "@USER There's a reason he's been known for decades as the \" Amendment King \" - - most of his work has been on strengthening existing legislation . He's an independent and thus cannot caucus with either Dems or Republicans . This is a point that even Obama , who's far more centrist , made .", "@USER Nonetheless , he drafted legislation to help fix the VA and help veterans forgotten by the war-hungry GOP and Neo-Cons Democrats , to the tune of $ 16-20 billion .", "@USER He's been ranking member on the Senate Budget Committee for how long ?", "@USER He co-founded the Congressional Progressive Caucus , which has taken the Democratic party away from its Neoconservative \" centrist \" mooring and back to its roots . Remember FDR ? ? ?", "@USER He co-drafted legislation helping to double funding to the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program", "@USER He co-sponsored a bill in 2008 for residents of Vermont , not a national block grant . Because he is present to vote is not an ACCOMPLISHMENT . What legislation has HE WRITTEN ?", "@USER Yeah , it's totally Vermont based . The other 49 Senators were probably just subsidizing Vermont against their own constituents ' interests", "@USER Whete was Sanders listed as writing and introducing this bill ? Or , did he just vote on it ? Please mansplain this to me .", "@USER You're OBSESSED with putting EVERYTHING through a gender-based lens . If I tell you 2 + 2 = 4 , you'd tell me that that is a male-centric view of mathematics . Remember that time you categorized 25 million men as misogynists ?", "@USER Probably because women have been subjected to that \" gender based lens \" for a millennia . It is obvious you cannot see anything beyond the end of your nose and cannot hear anything over the sound i5f the wind whistling between", "@USER It's obvious you have a lot of hate in your heart . I voted Hillary in 2012 and will vote for whoever they nominee ends up being - - may the best man or woman win . You , on the other hand , seem intent on an all or nothing approach . Good luck with that .", "@USER Sure , I bet you did . You did not sit at home crying into your Starbucks because Bernie lost and the primary was rigged . In essence voting for trump . 😢"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 😂 You ’ re replying to a contributor at Playboy .", "context": ["Gun deaths do not occur in countries where guns are restricted like they do in America . It's the guns-it's that simple . #SandyHook", "What is not simple is the addiction many Americans have with guns , that the NRA and other gun lobbyists have made sure to cultivate , right down to the gun culture embedded in our movies , songs and lifestyles . Gun addicts are the real problem here .", "@USER Male inferiority complex . Guns are symbolic of power . They no longer are made to feel as if they rule over women , nor can they own a black man . The male addiction to guns has to do with impotent self-esteem , so they need that symbol of power to feel manly ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I believe they are actually paying seat fillers . Everyone gets a prize .", "context": ["The \" ' Make America Great Again ! ' Welcome Celebration \" will take place Thursday , January 19th and … ", "@USER Good thing county fair season is over so y'all were available to play .", "@USER @USER does the inauguration have a prize draw too"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because these awards always go to the most deserving .", "context": ["One of the best college FB players of all time ! It ’ s malpractice he wasn ’ t a @USER finalist . Total BS ! ! #ChangeTheVotingSystem @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Not even the best running back in his conference . is the one who should be upset .", "@USER @USER @USER Best back in the B1G ? Who won the Doak Walker this season , you know the award that goes to the best RB in the country ? The same RB who won the 2018 Doak Walker award . Only the 3rd 2 - time winner in the history of the award ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow ya really got me with that zinger , you must write for SNL . ", "context": ["All necessary work has been completed to declare Mexican Cartels terrorist organizations . Statutorily we are ready to do so . However , at the request of a man who I like and respect , and has worked so well with us , President Andres Manuel @USER we ...", "... will temporarily hold off this designation and step up our joint efforts to deal decisively with these vicious and ever-growing organizations !", "@USER more harm to our country has been done by your friends the Saudi terrorists than Mexico , but cool story bro , maybe you can get Mexico to pay for your prison canteen account", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t you have a date with your sister tonight ? ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I mean , if you're going to sign another old QB , I know of one who's going to be a free agent and has connections with the head coach .", "context": ["Are the majority of Dolphins fans in agreement with the people on Facebook who say things like , “ We should sign Philip Rivers ” ? Because I just spit out my coffee .", "Like , I ’ m going to need some explanation as to how you watched the last 16 games of Philip Rivers and thought , “ Oh yes . This . I like this . We should spend money on this . ”", "@USER Don't we already have a near 40 QB ? And he actually was solid . Some of these fans think this is fantasy football .", "@USER Right ? And the thing is , this even ’ t a good fantasy football move !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER he's not . He's pointing out the ppl who get mad abt burning often break flag etiquette .", "context": ["Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do , there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail !", "@USER it looks like someone doesn't understand the first amendment , nor proper flag etiquette . ", "@USER Definitely not siding with Trump , but I don't think they consider burning the flag on the ground a \" special ceremony \" .", "@USER of course . It's still protected by the 1st Amendment . Ppl get US flag napkins , wear flag clothes on 4th . That's disrespect , too", "@USER @USER do you honestly think that buying flag decorations correlates to desecrating the symbol of our country ? Very sad", "@USER @USER @USER Sanchez your preaching flag etiquette but saying it's ok to burn the flag in disgrace ? 🇺 🇸"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER JP5 was a Heisman Trophy finalist , B1G DPOY , and a unanimous 1st team AA and you're telling us to \" come on \"", "context": ["Can't wait for Peppers to go Top 10 . The OSU and MSU tears will be at an all time high .", "@USER You won't believe me , but , I hope for the kid's sake he doesn't . Too much pressure and he has a LONG way to go 2 b NFL ready", "@USER Yes , he's fast , agile , everybody in the NFL is fast and agile , and bigger , stronger , way better at their position .", "@USER @USER c'mon guys , a combine is not a game . I wish him well ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Joe Biden who said Paul Ryan was right to want to cut social security and Medicare would never ever in a million years chose a Republican VP because that's not in his nature at all !", "context": ["Pretty sure Joe Biden does NOT want to pick a Republican VP . He said he couldn't even think of one . Meanwhile , there are DOZENS of great DEM candidates he could ( and would ) pick if he were the nominee . Relax , folks . It ain't happening .", "@USER Correct , people are overreacting and MSM loves it .", "@USER @USER For me , overreacting isn't the point . It's his constant pandering to the GOP conservatives that make me cringe . - A flat out \" NO , I would not consider it . We have an amazing pool of Democratic leaders to chose from \" would b the best & correct answer .", "@USER @USER @USER sometimes we we get worked up for nothing , how do you think Joe Biden will pick a Republican as a running mate , please we need to stop taking things out of context"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Indeed , & most fraud from the 2016 election was by Trump voters . ", "context": ["Just leaving Florida . Big crowds of enthusiastic supporters lining the road that the FAKE NEWS media refuses to mention . Very dishonest !", "@USER @USER actually he's the winner and the libtards are the sore losers acting like cry babies .", "@USER @USER OK ! You're allowed to have your terrible opinion and I won't even call it fake news", "@USER @USER You cant call the truth fake news . Watch some you tube of the libtards crying & protesting because they lost", "@USER @USER ok cool . While we're talking about not calling the truth fake news , show me the 3-5 million fraudulent votes", "@USER @USER You missed the point . Its not the number of fraudulent votes but to prove there is voter fraud . Its done ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yikes . I was responding to the tweeter above who said one of Trumps crimes was nepotism .", "context": ["Compelled by our duty to Constitution and country , the House impeached President Donald Trump for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress . The Senate must now do its duty and conduct a fair trial . These are the key facts you need to remember about Trump's misconduct : ", "@USER @USER @USER Yes . I ’ ve often said that nepotism should be a capitol offense , firing squad-ish . 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER You are establishing a very dangerous precedent - Dems shouldnt impeach just because they don ’ t like the GOP choice for president ( which is what they ’ re doing ) . Dems have resisted everything and we are sick of it . #DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica #DemocratsDividingAmerica"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER a lot of British and Americans are anti immigration . Yet when asked about israel , they say they can do what they want .", "context": ["Several students injured at the school in Deir Nidham , near Ramallah , after Israeli occupation forces launch tear gas bombs in the area .", "Israeli occupation forces took over a Palestinian home to use as military barracks in Deir Nidham , so people protes … ", "@USER It's not unusual for Israeli occupation forces to commandeer Palestinian homes & turn them into temporary military posts .", "@USER When residents are finally allowed to return to their home by occupation forces they're often trashed , things broken & stolen etc", "@USER It is just incomprehensible that our occupiers can take over our homes at any time , for any reason and the world is silent ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Howard , Murdoch , Bolt , IPA dingbats etc - promoted a fear of eviction . Bucketloads of propaganda deceived voters . suggestions Aussies should ' go back to where they came from ' was later used to highlight the #hypocrisy of Gov abuse of #refugees . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Yes I do apologise my tweet was in reference to know matter what I read . It is such a complex issue and there is much detail . I thought Vic Treaty was a good thing for ex . And the issue of recognition in constitution was wanted by all . But there are many different", "@USER @USER @USER The only purpose of Re Con Ise & treaty is to assimilate First Nation ppl into Western Global World destruction of Mother Earth with no recourse . The best course 4 First Nations & Non First Nations is Decolise", "@USER @USER @USER There's been a few theories going around , Monica Morgan from Yorta Yorta country has been talking 4 decades on this . talks about decolonisation & has many practical ideas . I have my own ideas around building sustainable communities & deprogramming", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Jenny . I see decolonisation as a healing option . It can bring us all together to create a truly Independent multi-cultural nation . We do NOT expect Aussies to relocate . We do NOT intend to distress anyone . We know Aussies view this land as their home now . We can share .", "@USER @USER @USER The farcical notion that decolonisation means putting non Indigenous Australians on boats back to where they came from is montypythonesque ! When were those words ever uttered by Indigenous ppl . When ? I ’ m sick of having to feel shame about the arrogance and cruelty we inflict"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Left should probably keep attacking the centre left rather than looking at the bigger issue . Party is bigger than country after all buddy .", "context": ["Horrific McCarthyism : agreeing with an extreme hard right blog that the left should be purged from public existence . You're a former advisor to a leader who got 30 % of votes demanding the purge of supporters of a leader who got 40 % and 32 % . We all lost . Should you be purged too ? ", "Should the left reflect on a terrible election defeat , including scrutinising the leadership's failings ? Yes . But there's nothing extreme about wanting tax justice , investment , public ownership or free education . There is about allying with the hard right to purge the left .", "If we're saying the media should platform voices according to each party's share of the vote , then where will that leave people who style themselves as being in the centre , given the Lib Dems won 11 % and won less seats than 2017 ? Is this a road we really want to go down ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER whatd you say earlier to me - - \" youre deflecting \" ? #GOPLogic", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 see its weird cause \" progressives \" have range--u all think identically", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , they have a lot of range ... between their … ", "@USER @USER @USER pls use your extreme , unbiased logic to argue how those points are wrong", "@USER @USER @USER You haven't made any points . Now go away , I ' … ", "@USER @USER @USER ahhhh , youre not gonna take up that civil challenge for counters ? Classic", "@USER @USER @USER If you're so well versed you should know both … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Trumps grandfather came here from Germany after avoiding the military", "context": ["Comeback of the year ? More like comeback of the century . Congrats to the @USER . Time to celebrate . … ", "@USER The boycott is ON ! ! ! You will learn that 1/2 the nation will not be buying your beer anymore - leave politics out of business !", "@USER @USER you realize the commercial was about the history of their company ? Do you understand history ?", "@USER @USER Do you understand how to read between the lines ? The commercial was pro-immigration and a slam at Trump - OBVIOUS !", "@USER @USER and it IS the history of an immigrant who came here and worked hard and build success . Are you against that ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Not to brag but I consider myself a professional catastrophisor . I actually consult for others in case they cannot catastrophise as efficiently as me . No one ever thanks me 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️", "context": ["@USER @USER Love that number 1 piece of advice is “ put your feet up . ” Wow . Bet no one ever thought of that . Wonder what the rest are ... get a good nights sleep ? Take regular exercise ? #unhelpful", "@USER @USER An aromatherapy diffuser seems to get a mention !", "@USER @USER Of course ! When I ’ m in the middle of an anxiety attack there ’ s nothing that helps more than a nose full of eucalyptus 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER Some people are anxious for very very good reason aren ’ t they ?", "@USER @USER Absolutely . Not all anxiety is irrational ! Personally I regularly feel anxious about the effects of my anxiety . Maybe I should make a list of all the things that are worrying me ... 🧐 #moreunhelpfuladvice", "@USER @USER Sure ... then you can ruminate on them all day and all night ! That ’ ll help ! 👍 / sarcasm", "@USER @USER I should list “ rumination ” under specialist skills on my CV 🤣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'd respond to that but I should check my cis white male privilege , right ?", "context": ["#MiloAtCal let the people party ! Props to #Berkeley ! left is not scared of free speech , we choose to out number the voice of hate ! Thatspower", "@USER if there weremore supportof hate speech.ur speech would go on without anyissue . But in America , upick on 1 us , u pick on all of us", "@USER no victim here , cuz we won't allow it ! I am catholic and I stand with muslims . I stand for the constitution", "@USER You're being manipulated by people who think they're going to survive and run the show after your glorious revolution .", "@USER once the poor ( left & right ) wake up and see how the rich want us to fight ova race and not ova financial opportunity.Wewill allwin"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You think I'm ACTUALLY arguing that life has the same complexity as an Indiana Jones movie ? You still don't know what sarcasm means , do you ? Please look it up in the dictionary , lol .", "context": ["@USER This is same guy that says Marvel films aren't real movies . At least those films know the difference between a good guy and a bad guy , in fact it's kind of the whole point of those films . Maybe that's why he doesn't like them , he'd probably side with Thanos .", "@USER @USER But what if the line separating good and evil runs through every human heart ? What then ?", "@USER @USER @USER Nope , there are good guys and bad guys , it's decided at birth , and then you just make sure your costume colors match", "@USER @USER @USER It's a hard argument to say good guys and bad guys are a thing in reality", "@USER @USER @USER I was being mildly sarcastic with my initial comment , but there are plenty examples of both good and bad people in real life . For example , did you know that Nazis are bad ? In fact I'm pretty sure we had a war about it .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't know , those kids in \" JoJo Rabbit \" seemed okay . Joseph Beuys and Klaus Kinski were Nazis and they're both delightful ( maybe not Kinski , so much ) . We don't always get to pick our nation-state and century in which we're born .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , because talking about the subtlety of human morality is totally something that is worthwhile on Twitter , a platform with a limited character count . But as long as we're here , are you going to say Hitler was a misunderstood artist ? Those convicted at Nuremberg were bad , duh .", "@USER @USER @USER Easier than arguing life has the same moral complexity as the Indiana Jones franchise ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Don't disagree with Dave ... He's a former pro athlete so he knows more .", "context": ["Wow . Trick play called by Riley . It was almost a disaster and then it was a disaster . Interception by LSU .", "@USER And you guys laugh when people want to bench Hurts 😂 He doesn ’ t fit our system and you guys defend him . Hilarious", "@USER @USER I think people finally caught on to that towards the end when it was extremely clear . Hurts is a great kid but not a fit for Riley ’ s offense . I don ’ t think anyone can argue that anymore .", "@USER @USER It is unfortunate that men who are vastly overpaid can ’ t make that decision . Joke of a coaching staff .. unless you are happy with meaningless B12 Championships .", "@USER @USER @USER lol . If only that ’ d work . The real answer is the Big 12 , but I digress . They are gonna ride this joke conference back to the Blake years ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Funny that you want to stay part of an open organisation that has eroded parliamentary sovereignty", "context": ["#ginamiller #brexit \" You have enemies ? Good . That means you've stood up for something , sometime in your life . \" W . Churchill . Thanks Gina !", "@USER #brexit Why do you think I'm a traitor ? Surely you want us to get the best deal for Brexit and we need Parliament for that .", "@USER The people have voted for full Brexit . The fact you think parliament should have another say ( they've had 2 already ) is traitorous .", "@USER @USER Parlt is sovereign . It's what Leave campaigned on . The judges reaffirmed parlt sovereignty . Great work Gina !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yep that was Thatchers agenda - payback for daring to strike & cause cutbacks in power resulting in 3 day week ! How dare the miners ask for a living wage , better education for their children and decent housing !", "context": ["There are many lessons to learn from our defeat , but we must not return to the politics of the past . We need a bold agenda that returns wealth and power to the people and delivers pride in our communities . ", "@USER The previous labour PM to Thatcher closed 30 % more coal mines than her govt in half the time . Still don ’ t get it do you ? ", "@USER @USER MIsleading facts 101 , the mines labour \" closed \" was because A ) they ran out of coal or B ) they merged 2 mines into 1 so a mine was \" closed \"", "@USER @USER @USER I for one don ’ t lament the passing of the days when we sent men deep underground in dark , dangerous and an health-injurious conditions to dig out fossil fuels . Yes it was desperately tough for those families affected but it was a grim industry that belonged in the past .", "@USER @USER @USER No I agree , the coal industry does belong in the past . The point is Thatcher ripped industry out of these communities and didn't offer any alternatives or training to the miners . Also it's not like we closed the mines for the environment we just imported the coal instead"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Multiple grammatical errors in a tweet correcting an obvious spelling mistake .", "context": ["Happy 1 year anniversary to dunking on haters and advocating for peace ✌ 🏽 ", "@USER Meanwhile you've been accused of campaign funding violations , getting your boyfriend a government email illegally and haven't done much for your district except scare of Amazon . Good job , can't wait for them to get rid of your seat by redistricting .", "@USER @USER It ’ s “ scare off Amazon . ” AOC would know how to write that correctly , because she ’ s incredibly intelligent and actually compassionate , she started in my old district and I have met her and heard her speak . So maybe do some research . Oh wait , or be kind ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Every self proclaimed anarchist went thru an academic curriculum that made them the way they are .", "context": ["One thing 2017-2020 may seriously have in common with 1917-1920 : I bet Anarchists come back big time . ", "Seriously . Though Woodrow Wilson was a Dem , what's been forgotten was how incredibly repressive his admin was . Anarchists went buck wild .", "@USER I had an anarchist kid on my floor while I was RA'ing in college one summer . I legitimately don't get it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Really , And what are you doing now ? If you don't like my reply then you should of thought about that before you replied to my tweet last night . Your debating skills amaze me .", "context": ["So I was reading this thread on the EI forum ( I ’ m not proud of myself I was bored ) . Anyway this so called punter / white knight / possibly another escort was pissed because this escort called Rafaella got a 4 star review . Not a bad review as 5 stars is the maximum number of stars that", "can be given . So he proceeded to slam the reviewer who is a good , honest reviewer a thing which is in short supply these days , especially on a site like Escort Ireland which is renowned for fake reviews . Anyway the usual suspect saps and irate escort alcoholic Nikita UK", "proceeded to attack this reviewer and other posters who spoke out in his defence . As the night went and started getting into the wee small hours ( well after 3am ) the posts from the white knights and Nikita started getting more abusive , irate and ludicrous . One post in particular", "by a poster called funboy 71 had me in snorting out loud with laughter at his logic for giving a bad review . Surely this sap cant be serious . According to him a bad review should only be allowed after visiting the escort more than once , ermmm no I don ’ t think so , a bad review", "can be left after the 1st visit . A bad review after the 3rd visit would have me thinking does this reviewer have a grudge , the 1st 2 reviews sung her praises , a 3rd review that ’ s bad would stink of revenge to me either because the client is pushy , abusive or stalkerish and the", "escort doesn ’ t want to see that client again . What followed was a honest review by a honest poster being deleted . Now what I do know is this , in the past this escort has been linked to several other escort profiles and allegations of sharing an apartment with up to 4 other", "escorts has been quickly shut down by the same irate mob Link to thread about the so called bad review , review which has now been removed ", "The sap came forth and identified themselves . They blocked me after his or her tweet . Took their ball and went home . ", "Well that ’ s your opinion and you are free to express it . I cant tell anyone what to do but I can make them aware of the facts which I have done in my pined post but lets recap . 1.Nikita UK is a self confessed alcoholic 2.Escort Ireland and know this", "@USER Are you happy with this tweet ? I used to like you . You are acting like a wanker . Some of the best people in history had a drinking problem . So what ?", "@USER I am not really fussed if you like me or not . Sure i follow you and you follow me but friendship has never came into it . I am simply telling the truth , now if you cant handle that un follow me . She has displayed abusive behaviour time and time again on both sites .", "@USER To answer all your tweets & all your replies to me ; Dear Punter 08 , You're not fussed I hear you . But sometimes telling the truth whether it is your truth or not hurts people . If that was your agenda , success . If not think on ... attack everybody but escorts .", "@USER I'm not attacking anyone and escorts aren't immune from criticism . You are coming across as a sap tbf . Not all escorts are bad , the ones i have mentioned are . Now if you have a problem with that thats fine , but i will not be a doormat for anyone .", "@USER I'm probably a sap . But there are plenty of escorts that I had issues with but I don't post it all over social media .", "@USER Just to be clear i deleted the original tweet from my news feed weeks ago about Nikita UK until Oskana , Oxi , Lexie Minx , Mia purple moderator for the so called american with the eastern European grammar brought it up again . So if she was going to tell", "@USER lies about it i was going to post the truth and if that meant posting the screenshots to disprove her then that is her own fault not mine . And as far as hating someone which Nikita UK is now crying about i dont hate anyone especially someone i do not know . Thats just stupid and", "@USER Nobody is discussing anything with you . You are just ranting ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER one of the guest clearly told the BTV anchor , \" boss , after 2 days nobody will remember ! ! \" :) ) ) @USER", "context": ["+ 99 specially this radhamma . Why the reporter from public TV who took interview didn't asked Q about safety ? … ", "@USER I hope @USER tells his buddies in the TV media to calm down , now that they got their share of TRP !", "@USER @USER no dey won't stop , as der s no such a breaking news . Ivaga madtiro BHODANE , PRASHNE avagle maadidre 2 jeeva ulitittu"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Canada exports asbestos all over the world and you want to speak on American coal killing people .", "context": ["Enjoy the temper tantrum that no ones cares you're throwing Ellen . ;) ", "@USER @USER Most insurance does not cover cancer . Cancer is typically a separate insurance and is not mandated under ACA .", "@USER LOL . Ellen is Canadian . She's just chiming in how terrible it is we elected Trump . Armageddon 😄 @USER", "@USER @USER no bottle blond I'm stating facts that coal kills and u have no coverage in US so sad that Reps support this !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER A silly , hokum argument from someone telling someone else to shut up and suck it up .", "context": ["Not surprised Michael Flatley is performing for Trump ... they're both materialistic smug arseholes with over inflated egos 😬", "@USER Get over yourself , Snowflake 🤘 ❄ , the people have spoken , suck it up sweetie .", "@USER @USER Not all the people have spoken the same way . Suck it up yourself , \" sweetie \" . #FirstAmendment", "@USER @USER Moan all u want he is the elected POTUS , ppl are sick to death of the PC liberals snowf … ", "@USER @USER Cute that you think a mug or \" snowflake \" are at all effective . Let me guess : you think PC has gone mad , don't you ?", "@USER @USER You want your voice heard yet you don't want others to be heard , that's why he was elected POTUS 🤘 ❄ ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER That ’ s not right at all . It ’ s all climate warming , global change . Weather perhaps ?", "context": ["ScoMo has announced a new Royal Commission into these fires . Who better to head it than someone who has been on the front line since September and who has spoken with 1000s of people affected ? ", "@USER Didn ’ t we have a royal commission into the #Rudd2009 fires in Victoria ? What was learnt then ?", "@USER That hazard reduction burns were necessary and that cattle should be allowed to graze in National Parks to reduce the fuel load . It's all in the Court documents about Wayne West's et . al . struggle to get reparations from the relevant bodies ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol , seriously ? \" A fucken actor \" ? When the president elect ( aka pence boss ) is a reality show host", "context": ["Proud of @USER . Proud of @USER , for leading with love . And proud to remind you that ALL are welcome at the theater .", "@USER I've just received two university offers , one step closer to moving to the US and practising human rights law 💪", "@USER @USER please dont . We have enough leftist fascist in this country .", "@USER @USER after reading your tweets , I'm not sure I'm the fascist one on this conversation", "@USER @USER you support the left , you are a fascist . Learn what a real fascist is asstard .", "@USER @USER Audience booed , not the cast . Cast asked for boos to stop . Have you read the statement or seen the video ?", "@USER @USER And lead actor promptly tried to tell VPOTUS elect how to do his job . A FUCKEN ACTOR ! ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER not sure if or not but #BuildTheWall & #repealobamacare are future events , not past", "context": ["Really awesome to see Obama and trump work together . The American people should follow their example 😌 ", "@USER @USER @USER where was \" let's work together \" for past eight years ? #executiveorder #repealobamacare #BuildTheWall", "@USER @USER @USER sometimes it takes time to do the right thing", "@USER @USER @USER they had eight years to do the right thing and only continued to do their thing", "@USER @USER @USER if you continue to stay in the past you'll never move forward", "@USER @USER @USER premise of my statement was what needs to happen in the future & why ... so therefore , not living in the past"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the irony of an attorney general encouraging illegal activity and bashing those who want to follow the rule of law", "context": ["In Anaheim to stand with Josh Newman and his campaign today as part of our Fearless for the People bus tour ! ", "All the oxygen has been sucked out of the room by the presidential election , but it matters who we elect on the local level .", "This time in our country is as pivotal as ever . We must look in the mirror with furrowed brow and ask the question : who are we ?", "I believe we are a great country because we were founded on the idea in 1776 that we are all and should be treated as equals .", "Josh has been an incredible leader on immigration reform . He knows that we cannot conflate immigration policy with criminal justice policy .", "The term \" illegal alien ” is offensive and we must stop treating undocumented workers as criminals in this country ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER More assertions from the Christian . The lying , spiteful Christian .", "context": ["Here is a glimpse of some of the amazing artwork you will see in the Pre-Flood exhibit at Ark Encounter . ", "@USER Mushrooms , the things the biblical writers must have been eating / smoking while writing the scriptures . That explains it !", "@USER @USER Not hate , you bigoted delusional spiteful prick . Satire . Satire .", "@USER @USER yes hate , you bigoted delusional spiteful mocker . Hater Hater . 😛", "@USER @USER Demonstrate my bigotry . Anti-bigotry isn't bigotry . Demonstrate that I am delusional ( my bio refutes this btw ! )", "@USER @USER by the way I love your double standards 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER There was also this #VoterFraud case in Iowa , involving a Republican . More !", "context": ["Yup ! What Voter Fraud ? - Mexican Citizen Sentenced To 8 Years In Prison After Illegally Voting In Texas | Zero Hedge ", "@USER @USER Yeah ... Ortega voted for a Republican . What irony ! ", "@USER what's the difference voting Democratic or Republican if you break the law you go to jail and then get deported oh well"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I doubt many people in football in the U . K . Will have the IQ to see it's value", "context": ["I'm in Florida for an IAAF Level 5 Academy on Talent ID & coaching , & this fascinating piece by @USER came up : ", "What intrigues me about it is the potential prospective value of such a test . That , and its sensitivity & specificity to do what it claims", "That is , how many test poorly but have \" the condition \" , & how many without \" the condition \" test amazingly ? The \" condition : is hard to define !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER unfortunately its a harsh reality we regard ppl on basis of believes & faith", "context": ["Those who are pining for Iqbal day , if you really want to honor your heroes , please honor Abdus Salam & Iqbal Masih too ! #RealHeroes", "@USER u really thing pining is for Iqbal ? Weli awam ku day off chaiye bus", "@USER You're right ! But the sad fact remains that a lot of people don't even know who Iqbal Masih is and what he stood for ! Tragic", "@USER the second name telling why he ignored by many :)", "@USER You have stated a painful fact brother . History will not be kind to us ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER they've written horrible things about nole for > 2 yrs & now they attack nole's fans for bias ?", "context": ["r . williams : nole's fans \" notorious \" among brit media ? well it works both ways . c . f . my pinned headlines no vitrio … ", "@USER Who is this r . Williams . What's his first name .", "@USER richard . he recently wrote about fans for the guardian . his other quote about how ND had to \" legitimize \" his # 1 is from 2011 .", "@USER @USER @USER I didn't read the full article , but i think he just complained about Novak fans , not Rafa .", "@USER @USER @USER it's like the matter of who is more influential , journalists or fans . He sounds frightened"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER that is why I tend to ignore business media . ( and I dont have time )", "context": ["I'm a small share investor but love reading & watching the business media . Generally tell it like it is rather than sycophantic nothingness", "@USER the numbers don't lie Ralphy . Racing media get fed a line from a trainer and take it as fact ... e . g . Firm tracks", "@USER And Anthony they don't like it that many of us happily avoid all interviews to just let facts speak for themselves"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER not to mention , a man hit a woman at a march , and the protesters said SHE deserved it !", "context": ["I will be interviewed by @USER tonight at 10 o'clock on @USER . Will be my first interview from the White House . … ", "@USER never forget that the largest protest in American history followed your inauguration . Oh yeah pe … ", "@USER @USER women dressed up as Vaginas . Yeah , everyone took them seriously ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You have to admit that product is the most American solution to an insect problem though . Perhaps better than offering them salt only to watch them explode ! #saltdoesnotkillmosquitoes", "context": ["Source of mozzies will mostly be outdoors so effective screening essential , oscillating fans can discourage biting , bed nets for sleep or snoozing ; sticky paper and traps generally ineffective and no plants really repellent . Insecticides ( of various types ) usually required ... ", "@USER If only a company made a device that caused mosquitoes to explode ... @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER well , there is larvisonic ( now with remote control boats ! ) but nothing comparable for adults", "@USER @USER @USER Looks like fun , but the house flies would probably mock you by coming around for seconds and thirds ( I ’ ve zapped some with electrified tennis racquets that then got up and walked it off ) "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER really now ? you value government oppression over freedom ? what are you Muslim ? no sorry that is racist .", "context": ["US : Seriously dude , don't vote for Brexit UK : Opps , my bad . Don't vote for Trump though alright ? US : Say no more .", "@USER actually you should never vote for hitlery ... she will blow the world up ... like freza .", "@USER @USER actually you should never vote for trump ... he will blow the world up ... like freza .", "@USER @USER right ... when trump starts supporting war with russia tell me until then Hitlery is the only one ...", "@USER @USER You know you should really give some thought to the things you say . Try look at things from different perspectives .", "@USER @USER ... you really should be less of an * * * and stop supporting a felon that doesn't know when to quit ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That ’ s is indeed why I tuned out . The triangle from hell has been made 1000x worse because it ’ s totally one sided towards HOpeless 😩 . Now Sally is going to loose out to a felonious Logan that nobody gaf about . Who wants to guess how Quinn vs Brooke turns out ? ! 😂 ", "context": ["Why is Ridge confronting Sally ? Why should she fear for her job ? I know she and Steffy are having a difference of opinion on the line , but they seem to be working through it . ", "@USER Could Ridge know about her Liam slip up which makes him want to fire her because obviously his endgame is to have Leffy back", "@USER @USER There was a spoiler that Sally put Wyatt before work . I ’ m sure Ridge is confronting her about that .", "@USER @USER Ugh these girls never learn . 🤦 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ she ’ s putting a man before her work when Wyatt is putting Flo before her .", "@USER @USER Sally is being written as a desperate looser according to every spoiler her name is in ", "@USER @USER It ’ s so annoying and I ’ m not even a Sally fan .", "@USER @USER It is annoying for the only characters to ever win to be the Logan ’ s .", "@USER @USER It ’ s why people are tuning out . There has to be some sort of balance and there isn ’ t ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But , you know , her kids are apparently being beaten because they drank from a public water fountain . I had no clue !", "context": ["I believe in 💉 exemptions for the medically fragile , the religious , and the folks that just plain don ’ t like getting stabbed with stuff .", "@USER Too bad no one is taking that right away ... but okay . You do you .", "@USER @USER Then show me where people are literally being forced to vaccinate , or they go to jail . I ’ ll wait ...", "@USER @USER You ’ re moving the goalposts , that ’ s not what he said .", "@USER @USER No ever said he did it , only pointed out that no one is not taking the right to not vaccinate away from people . So tell me , where is anyone getting in legal trouble when they don ’ t vaccinate ? ", "@USER @USER He didn ’ t say that either . He said he supports exemptions . Exemptions are ONLY for attending school or daycare . So , when exemptions are taken away or denied , children lose their rights to attend school . How is this so hard for you to understand ?", "@USER @USER @USER No , they never lose their right to school . The parents voluntarily give up those rights by not doing their due dilligence to protect the other children from potentially deadly disease . All societies have rules . If you wish to participate , follow the rules . Simple .", "@USER @USER @USER And I agree . No one ’ s rights are being taken away . That was my point", "@USER @USER @USER So segregation based on skin color = bad . Segregation based on perceived , nonexistent contagion = totally fine . Got it . 👍 🏼", "@USER @USER @USER What segregation ? The vaccines are so there isn't any segregation . Now if you don't want to abide by community rules , keep your kids at home . It's your choice ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 5000 right around the corner , it's a double up pattern ... Lol 😂 okay , I'm being a little", "context": ["Target hit ... close enough . Yes , we can go higher . Right @USER ? I think it's a @USER night ! @USER #carnivorediet", "@USER We may see 3310-3330 in February then a 8-9 % pullback", "@USER Wow ! Lofty target . I'm going to really think about next move / target over the weekend .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Victor , are you really telling women how they should feel about a tweet while claiming it was sexist ?", "context": ["I'm going to be pissed off all day because people bullied Steve Martin into deleting a tweet about his friend , Carrie Fisher .", "@USER Do not be pissed off , you darling \" creature \" .", "@USER but women love to be called \" creatures \" , right ? Since it has no sexist overtones . Boy , I think it really fits in a eulogy ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A Clinton supporter so stupid , she doesn't know how stupid HRC was .", "context": ["There are many MANY people I spoke with that said some of the emails they read ( leaked by Wikileaks ) influenced their vote on Election Day .", "@USER @USER Ok but they really were her emails so I don't feel like Trump was put into the White House by Russia or anything", "@USER @USER @USER All the ones that came from her email addy ? Did you think Whitewater was Russian hacking ?", "@USER @USER @USER you're an idiot no email came from Hillary sever seriously do your own research", "@USER @USER @USER This email was from HRC's personal server to Podesta … ", "@USER @USER @USER this email address is a fake so the meme is a fake 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you told someone to show some respect and immediately engaged in an ad hominem attack .", "context": ["\" One of the most effective press conferences I've ever seen ! \" says Rush Limbaugh . Many agree.Yet FAKE MEDIA calls it differently ! Dishonest", ". @USER There's this concept in media called \" bias , \" I suggest you learn it .", "@USER @USER I suggest you learn a little respect for POTUS , Punk ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Way to affect the change you want to see in this world . * facepalm * \" I did do something ... I didn't vote \" . HAHA !", "context": ["For the first time in my life I'm not proud to be an American #NotMyPresident", "@USER do something . Change something . Or ... tweet about your personal feelings after 100 millions people made a decision .", "@USER I did do something . I chose not to vote for either candidate"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER THIS is media lying to push a narrative #hypocrisy", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER whaaaaaaat ? R u serious ? I bet you watch CNN . 😂 😂 😂 Talk abt ppl lying to fit a narrative", "@USER @USER @USER The narrative about the assassination is kept alive , tho it evidently never happened", "@USER @USER @USER FBI says no link btw Trump & Russia . Hillary hasn't retracted lies abt that . Nor has MSM"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I guarantee you that if Corbyn is forced out , the Tories + UKIP will be in coalition . Well done _", "context": ["Diane Abbot & McDonnell praised Corbyn's ambiguity on Brexit night , saying he was party leader who closely mirrored country's views .", "@USER who's paying you to bash Corbyn ? Its not just the man , its the ideology you are bashing . U sound like a Tory stooge to me !", ". @USER @USER ... I am not a Tory stooge , simply someone who wants Labour to be successful , which will never happen under JC ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes I ’ m sure that list was long .", "context": ["Starting on the first day of the New Year , Oregon bicyclists will be allowed to roll through stop signs : ", "@USER That means everything will be exactly the same .", "@USER @USER Not exactly ... the stop sign runners will be held not a fault for accidents pre - 2020 that would ordinarily be their fault for running stop signs ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , despite having lived in Lincoln for many years", "context": ["Gay people if your best friend said he supported peoples rights to be anti gay marriage even tho he himself didn't agree , how would u feel ?", "@USER ' I may not agree with your views but I support your right to have them ' ? ( Unless he's a Facist obviously )", "@USER Still has a right to his despicable views . As we have a right to denounce him as a Facist .", "@USER I'm really sad now . I need more betterer friends .", "@USER You have diametrically opposing views , just keep chipping away .", "@USER I kinda wish he'd just go away ! He's at mine to watch the football . I might turn it off .", "@USER Damn I haven't helped at all . Sorry again . Btw , who's winning the game ?", "@USER You listened and replied , you helped . The red team are winning . ( Arsenal )", "@USER Aha ... Wenger survives another week . We lost to Lincoln . At Turfmore , fortress Turfnomore I fear ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Because of the liberal policies of #LiberalDemocrats #NYC #sanfran . is moving conf . prior stories . Kids complain about rules , punishing 4 stopping suspicious man . U need these things 2 protect r not free !", "context": ["HORRIBLE Woman , 18 , found stabbed to death in Morningside Park near Columbia University ", "A Barnard College student was fatally stabbed during a mugging in Morningside Park The girl , 18 , was walking down steps to the park on W . 116th St . when a group of men tried to rob her , knifed her in the stomach — and ran , per sources . ", "Barnard freshman Tessa Majors , 18 , was savagely mugged , stabbed and murdered in Morningside Park near Columbia A group of men confronted her , tried to rob her , sources said . Cops followed a trail of blood to find the assailants . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They've signed on for a former-KGB communist , but claim POTUS is socialist #inners __", "context": ["Great move on delay ( by V . Putin ) - I always knew he was very smart !", "@USER @USER You are really OK with this ? Seriously ? American Republicans suddenly love Russia ? WTF", "@USER @USER Laura , did you say anything when Democrats push their socialist / communists agenda ? Trump's not doing that", "@USER @USER He is PRAISING Putin . Are you good with that ? He is completely unstable and he is the face of America . OMG"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hillary Clinton said that in regards to Sidney Blumenthal emails she only looked @USER content , not source .", "context": ["Happily talk re : my contact w Mr . Putin & his associates , took place in ' 03 in full view of press & public under oa … ", "@USER @USER I like to imagine Trump took the time to scan this old photo himself . Crop it . Save it as … ", "@USER @USER He just took it from a really dumb right wing fake news website that posted it yesterday .", "@USER @USER @USER I can't believe I did this work for you but ... ", "@USER @USER @USER like gateway pundit is a reliable source . No matter.at least didn't lie about it", "@USER @USER @USER My point was it's all a joke and that website is garbage . Trump is an idiot for using it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re correct Rob , while the maths does work , it ’ s just not the right maths . That ’ s the amount it would cost you if you worked every hour of every day AND the amount was £ 0.01 per minute . Glad to see people don ’ t just blindly like tweets that back their point of view 😂", "context": ["NEW : Lisa Nandy will strongly defend freedom of movement in a speech this afternoon , saying : \" We should have been bold enough to defend free movement , and the opportunities and benefits it brings ... I believe in free movement . \"", "@USER @USER @USER FOM is killing the wages and neighbourhoods of the working class Brit ..", "@USER @USER @USER The only research I've seen on this says FOM had an impact of reducing wages by around £ 0.01 per hour .", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t do research I just live the Reality .", "@USER @USER @USER What Gareth doesn ’ t realise is that that £ 0.01 per hour equates to £ 5,256 over the course of a year ... must be nice", "@USER @USER @USER Those numbers really don't add up .. Unless I'm missing something ? FoM is a minor factor in wage depression anyway . Lack of productive investment , lax worker standards and cost of living , housing more culpable imo"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good . Then stop going for people who's opinion is that he was wrong .", "context": ["@USER You are punished for being honest these days . Dont change Eric , you are right the PC society we have had forced on us is wrong .", "@USER @USER PC society ? He compared gay people to paedos and called sex abuse victims wimps ? Wake up , brown nosing tosser .", "@USER @USER @USER What's PC about finding child abuse abhorrent ? Isn't that just a sign of beig a decent human being ?", "@USER @USER @USER the PC bit is about the fact you are no longer ALLOWED an opinion if it differs to the media one", "@USER @USER @USER People are allowed their opinion to disagree with him too .", "@USER @USER @USER they don't lose their jobs and get persecuted , opinions should be allowed it's not 1984", "@USER @USER @USER its funny how you say opinions should be allowed ... but not those who disagree with him ?", "@USER @USER @USER no I've said all along people should have free speech . Go read 1984 by George Orwell"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Here are my two favorite quotes that reflect Cenk's views on women , \" the only reason you would not want equality for women is if you are an incredibly weak man \" and \" if you were a woman and didn't have equality , wouldn't you be angry ? \" Sure sounds misogynist to me", "context": ["The Cenk blog thing is an instance of petty cancel culture being weaponized and I don't like to generalize typically but should now be evident we won't tattle-tale our way to power .", "Here's my double standard for problematic speech : Standard 1 : I don't like what a person has said . Standard 2 : That speech corresponds to how that person has been approaching their work or exercising power . Standard 2 is when I start invest attention , politically .", "@USER If you don ’ t get that how someone speaks is a direct reflection of how they most likely operate , then you ’ ve had a privilege that not many women or POC enjoy .", "@USER Sorry I don ’ t think a man has any right to decide what ’ s offensive to women . 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What are you _ - like 11yrs - old ? Cuz your failure at simple logic shows its U who needs educ _", "context": ["This man is protesting Trump's election by reading aloud from books on social justice in the lobby of Trump Tower … ", "@USER @USER did you see a cv in his hand ?", "@USER @USER @USER seems like you couldn't figure that one out . ;/ #noeducationnoclue = Trump fan", "@USER @USER @USER I was waiting for the lazy person to write a complete sentence not abbreviate .."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... do you even know what the definition of a #bigot is ? You only need look in the mirror . Hahahahah", "context": ["@USER listened on @USER post . She's everything that's wrong with our wee spot on the planet .", "@USER @USER @USER So free speech & intolerance something void in N . I ? N . I is a basket case now , can't afford taking on migrants", "@USER @USER @USER taking in new migrants is a different issue . This woman ticked every bigoted box in her rant"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I wouldn't call @USER @USER , CNN , BBC \" garbage \" , but you surely know .", "context": ["@USER I'm lucky enough to be European . But since the US election affects my homeland too , I can have an opinion .", "@USER I respect your opinion but u r wrong when saying popular vote counts , not in USA , glad USA left British", "@USER I'm not saying it counts , I'm saying the electoral law needs a reform . @USER has 1 million more votes .", "@USER if no electoral college 3 states control the country , bad for the other 47", "@USER If someone can lose Presidency after getting more than 1 million more votes , bad for all America .", "@USER the popular vote means zero , If did Trump would have campaigned different and won that , stop whining", "@USER You can't ignore the will of 1 + million people . Trump should have campaigned differently anyway , without insults .", "@USER if insults are Truth what is wrong with Truth ?", "@USER Is talking ill about women , minorities , war heroes \" Truth \" ?", "@USER this is what it took to be elected POTUS , he is more of a gentleman than Bill Clinton who was sticking cigars in dreamful girls", "@USER Bill Clinton didn't talk about women the way Trump did .", "@USER R U that stupid , he raped woman , sodomized girls , hurt woman including Hilary and Chelsea , wake up don't belittle yourself", "@USER locker room talk , there is positive recorded talk of Hillary using the N word a lot , but of course u libs overlook it", "@USER Does this mean you can be a jerk if no one hears it ? No , it doesn't exempt him from being a misogynist .", "@USER do u even have a clue as to the real world", "@USER No , I lived under a stone ... I just don't want a misogynistic , xexonphobic person with no political experience as US leader .", "@USER maybe u do live under a stone , seems u r a sheep though", "@USER You don't really understand irony , do you ? Perhaps you are a ... what did you say ? Oh yes , \" sheep \" .", "@USER if u knew me u would know I not a sheep , but I sure detect u R , for u follow garbage liberal news , time will tell on Trump"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER LOL someone using the #resist HT while calling #gop ' extremist ' .", "context": ["The NRA's Wayne LaPierre is accusing liberal protesters of being paid and violent . \" Have we ever seen such anger in this country ? \"", "NRA leader Wayne LaPierre on town hall protesters : \" You'd think for $ 1,500 a week , they'd at least know what they're protesting . \"", "This is most incite-y speech I've heard at any conservative event . LaPierre says they're facing people willing to use violence against them .", "LaPierre on all protesters : \" They're angry , they're militant , and they're willing to engage in criminal violence to get what they want . \"", "@USER we are seeing #GOP become extremist org like other extremist grps across globe . factless hate means violence likely result . #resist"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER HONEY U are the ones not abiding the law or constitution A president was LEGALLY & LAWFULLY elected U riot #Hypocrite", "context": ["I will not be silent while the Republicans rubber stamp an AG who will never stand up to the @USER when he breaks the law .", "@USER @USER I represent 45K followers and we stand with Senator Warren .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah and Clinton represents about 65 million LOL . So yeah . We stand with", "@USER @USER @USER Well than I'll represent the Army and we stand with . We have guns ...", "@USER @USER @USER might look up the Posse Comitatus Act which prohibits the use of US military on US soil", "@USER @USER @USER Who said we had to be in uniform ? Tread lightly , clueless one .", "@USER interest how often the conservative response to disagreement is the murder of Americans . History show that doesn't end well .", "@USER @USER yeah when you get tired of rioting & lawlessness thats what happens", "@USER so you don't believe in constitutional rights or the law . You don't like it so grab your gun . & you say we should fear terrorist"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" just trying to figure out the truth from the lies \" apparently not .", "context": ["Trump ’ s opponents are the real bigots , says Melanie Phillips @USER ", "@USER @USER Look Melanie I know you have bills to pay , but seriously ? Seriously ? !", "I think you are trying to say something . Get kind friend to formulate words for you . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Is it dark in the murk and filth of Murdoch's innards ? I see you offer no defence of your writing why ?", "@USER None needed . I use facts . You use lazy insult", "@USER @USER So a man who denigrates women , blacks , disabled and hispanics isn't a bigot ? Interesting view Melanie .", "@USER @USER @USER Disgusting , why hasn't he been arrested , sued , oh he hasn't why's that ?", "@USER He's been sued plenty . Arrested ? Well he's very much the establishment . Are you saying he hasn't said those things ?", "@USER Ah , post fact , right wing anger . You ask for proof then insult when you get it . The mark of the angry right . Undebatable"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER pleasing but not TOO pleasing ... or else you alone will be responsible for any thing bad that happens to you because : 🕺 🏼 + 🍻 + 👗 💋 = =", "context": ["Top - 5 most concerning world issues , acc . to Twitter : 1 . A woman ’ s resting face 2 . A woman who isn ’ t happy all the time / has a full range of emotions 3 . A woman who doesn ’ t like the things you think she should like 4 . A woman ironing while sitting 5 . A woman expressing dissatisfaction", "Did I miss anything about how a woman lives her life that has no effect on anyone else personally ? ? Making a list so that I remember not to do any of these things in 2020 ! !", "Oh . A woman ’ s body . I forgot that it ’ s very important for a woman to have a body that is pleasing to everyone aesthetically in every way ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 2 months and no fishing ? No wonder you are an angry white man !", "context": ["President-elect Trump was on ' 60 Minutes ' last night . Softening campaign stances . Whaddya think , Trumpers ? Stream : ", "@USER why do you use Trumpers ? Divisive . That mindset left and right is the problem .", "@USER It would be even more divisive to claim Trump was a Kenyan-born Muslim , don't you think ?", "@USER yes when it's not true . Obviously . Let's rise above that silliness . Seriously . This country doesn't need pot stirring .", "@USER Can't recall GOPers calling for colleagues to \" rise above that silliness \" for the last 8 years .", "@USER I know its your job , but I can't listen to the divisiveness any more . Want more fishing talk and less hate fueled dialog .", "@USER I haven't been fishing in 2 + months . Maybe that's a problem ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER also , let's not forget PM's sexual assault charges Tenn and how quickly & quietly NFL squashed his PED scandal .", "context": ["Sad thing is , in their twisted minds , they are fighting for social justice . No , it's called a riot . Grow up . #UCBerkeley", "@USER @USER ahh , a cheater lover who will neve match Peyton's numbers", "@USER I like Peyton but do tell ... how many rings has Peyton got ? And his last ring was won by defense so doesn't count . #Winning", "@USER TB has all those rings cause he , the coach and the team cheat , not much mor u can say , cheating says it all , got a hot wife ,", "@USER don't hate feel sorry that the cheater is ur God , will be lucky if he matches PM numbers"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER : No wonder Christians accuse Jews of betraying Jesus and putting him on the cross ! @USER", "context": [". @USER Jesus wasn't European either ? What's your point and why are you a racist ?", "@USER Which is why his next tweet was irate , full of cussing and swearing , and blind rage . @USER", "@USER : you're racist , not me ; your tweets clearly show your hatred 2wards muslims , what's wrong if I said Jesus was not white man ? #fact", ". @USER Muslim is not a race , moron . I never said Jesus was white . I actually said he was from the Middle East .", "@USER : Unlike you I'm not religious at all ; u ppl belong to various brain-dead cults ! It's ur hatred 2wards Muslim that I am challenging", ". @USER If you don't care about religion , why are you defending the murderous hate cult , islam ?", "@USER : I also feel strongly to talk about US deep State's ( Pentagon = ZioNasis ) crimes in Muslim societies , abt our death & destruction", ". @USER You keep saying ZioNAZI as if that is possible . Zionism is jew . NAZIs killed jews . Muslims helped NAZIs kill jews .", "@USER @USER Wow people need to Read .. Christian Zionist Love the Jewish People . We will always Support their Rights ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm assuming that the of you using a computer of mobile phone to post this isn't lost on you ...", "context": ["Methane gas bubbles up from Siberian lakes at up to 6 times the rate previously thought as a result of global warming #ClimateFacts @USER", "@USER @USER Read the Bible , It's going to get a lot hotter than the unstanseated stories being told by your group of doom sayers", "@USER @USER The Bible is only true to the extent that science let's it be true", "@USER @USER Well the truth is in the Bible . The most accurate science book on the planet . Human science is guessing at best"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's the point ! Trump took away the credentials of reporters as well .", "context": ["Yes , this is true . Yes , this is Cuban being a moron . Nothing new in itself , only new level for him . Funny he bashes … ", "@USER trump is running for president.Cuban runs the mavs . Maybe he is being a moron but leave the politics n silly comparison out .", "@USER @USER Then maybe Cuban shouldn't act like he knows everything about politics too ?", "@USER he has the right 2 his views as do we.If we don't like it we can ignore.Tweet was about taking credentials away from reporters"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER my patter is cringeworthy ( did you use Google to find that word ? ) And you call me a bheast in same sentence !", "context": ["@USER @USER yeah free Palestine is an embarrassing cause . Let's sing about the Pope and caffliks eh ? ", "@USER @USER Mind that time Pedro when you invited immigrants to the bheastdome . Immigrants looking after immigrants 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER am I missing something ? Think I am ... just like you are missing your brain after yer jobby", "@USER @USER Pedro your patter is cringeworthy . #jobby hee hee . Am guessing Attila must be at the evening Bheasting tonight ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER MMS is a fmr PM , fmr FM who ushered in liberlization and fmr RBI Governor . Cant think such scams happened in his tenure .", "context": ["Manmohan Singh speaks in the House , first time after demitting office ... in the presence of PM Narendra Modi .", "MMS seems to have more Josh in his speech today than he did in office , certainly in the last few years .", "MMS : Can PM Modi name one country where there are restrictions on people withdrawing money from their own account ?", "MMS is a fmr PM , fmr FM who ushered in liberlization and fmr RBI Governor . Cant think of anyone more qualified to talk abt #Demonetizaton"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Also funny that you are now attacking me and not the message 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ #ClimateBrawl", "context": ["This analysis is self serving and silly . The caveats on storage and distribution without regard to economics are enough to render this “ study ” baseless . All it says it the resources are there . It forgot to review nuclear . Forgot . ", "@USER Brett ’ s pretending he knows more than scientists again 🤦 🏼 ‍ ♂ ️ #climateBrawl", "@USER @USER Stop the BS I'll believe a Climatologist not Al Gore or Cathrine McKenna . ", "@USER @USER 1 / Anthony Watts is a blogger , weathercaster & non-scientist , paid AGW denier who runs the website wattsupwiththat . com . He does not have a university qualification and has no climate credentials other than being a radio weather announcer .", "@USER @USER Typical Climate Cult Bedwetter . They attack the messenger instead of debating the message ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yep and you've demonstrated your ignorance by prejudging someone about whom you know nothing , which was my point ! !", "context": ["Yep , she demonstrated what's wrong with her generation better than old people can . Will these snowflakes ever take … ", "@USER And you've demonstrated your ignorance by prejudging someone about whom you know nothing . And stop calling folk \" snowflakes \" . 🙄", "@USER No irony there . All you had to do is look and see I followed up on the tweet before prejudging me ... Snowflake .", "@USER And what makes me a \" snowflake \" , exactly ? Apart from being an individual , that is ?", "@USER Um , your knee-jerk , colossally ironic Tweet directed at me is the quintessence of intolerance that defines one .", "@USER \" Intolerance \" ? ! Hah ! And you call my reaction \" knee-jerk \" when , in fact , * you're * the one who was being a jerk !", "@USER Let me repeat . Slowly . I followed up on it . I always allow new information to change my opinion . That's what tolerant people do .", "@USER I was reacting to your initial tweet . The fact that your opinion changed doesn't validate it in any way ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I am pointing out the of Pence calling out Clinton while doing the same thing himself", "context": ["Indianapolis Star : VP Mike Pence Used Private Email Account as Governor ", "@USER when will the outrage begin I wonder , and will the political Right defend him ? #lockhimup #altright", "@USER @USER there is no outrage for people regularly following the law . Where's the outrage for DN trying to mislead you", "@USER @USER what do you mean by \" people regularly filleting the law \" ? And how is DN misleading me , this isn't an op-ed", "@USER @USER DN has been headlining misleading statements for weeks .", "@USER @USER so if you haven't been mislead why call to imprison him when he didn't beak any laws , heh ?", "@USER @USER I am echoing calls made by Republicans that Hillary he locked up", "@USER @USER Hillary is a criminal . Go watch the oversight committee hearings . They prove it point blank .", "@USER @USER I guess you decide the law then . Settled", "@USER @USER lol what are you talking about , I think you're on tilt", "@USER @USER sorry you've shown your agenda . You're just playing stupid to spread propaganda . Good job", "@USER @USER also what propaganda , I haven't posted anything other then my first sarcastic comment"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Huh , they're debating a RULE ? I wonder what rule . Some gentlelady claiming the Democrats didn't uncover \" ONE SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE . \" Some major league #gaslighting there . For bonus points , \" Washington is broken . \" Also sham , charade and WE SHOULD STOP WASTING TIME", "context": ["Alrighty , then , my live #impeachment thread for you . Let's start with the GOP's Rules guy .", "\" Hearsay \" Adam Schiff Unfair Don't actually rise to an impeachable offense Shut down by the rules Blah blah blah WE DO NOT HAVE , OR KNOW OF ANY EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE so we're going to spend all day pettifogging . NOT ENOUGH TIME !", "If you can't stick around for the whole day , your shorter #impeachment : 1 ) The president abused his power for personal gain . 2 ) The president obstructed Congress ' investigation of his abuse .", "Democratic rules guy : we need to talk about the president's behavior . He could have participated in the process . He didn't . If you've got exculpatory evidence my dudes , BRING IT . ( paraphrasing liberally )", ". @USER Rules guy takes 15 sec . to say NO THE PRESIDENT DID NOT GET TO REBUT Request for unanimous consent to have a \" MANUAL ROLL CALL . \" Swatted down . Ah , and the \" since he was elected \" canard . If EVEN ONE PERSON expressed the desire to impeach , that stands for all .", "Dear @USER guy : it's not the #impeachment that has caused divisiveness . It's the Divider-in-Chief , and his lawlessness . His high crimes and misdemeanors , in fact . Complaining about the lack of fact witnesses is rich . Ring up @USER on that , would you pls ?", "@USER @USER I see that most of the seats are empty . Looks like most of the 400 - some members of the House aren't prepared to spend their whole day on this reality TV .", "@USER @USER \" This is about protecting the integrity of our democracy ... \" That's it , right there .", "Debbie Lesko gets FOUR minutes , oh my . Starts with getting away from her abusive husband . Who says irony is dead ? She's going to speak up for the abusive husband of the Executive branch . This is SO UNFAIR . NO PROOF . NONE . NOT ONE OF THE WITNESSES etc .", "Again , because SOMEONE , ANYONE called for #impeachment ever , \" THE WHOLE THING'S BEEN RIGGED . \" She is shrill . Sadly , she's on the wrong side of history . Ah , the \" MOST PARTISAN \" criticism . That's like the @USER insisting govt is broken . WE KNOW BECAUSE WE BROKE IT .", "@USER In a nutshell : \" President Trump violated the law , and solicited foreign interference in our election . \" \" The president has a pattern of escalating behavior . \" Remember Trump saying Art . 2 says he can do whatever he wants . One of the rare Trumpian words you can take as legit ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's the of the word , not the fact it's misspelt . #FreudianSlip #unpresidented", "context": ["I'm glad he's spellchecked his tweet this time . If he's taking us to nuclear Armageddon , he might as well spell pro … ", "@USER The elite's contempt for the masses demonstrated by equating bad spelling with bad ideas ? Attack his ideas !", "@USER hi he's the President-elect of the United States of America", "@USER Did I miss the bit in the constitution where it says there is a spelling test ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" What I'm dreading is an earnest , progressive white man's opinion on the story and reaction . \"", "context": ["So . I've been searching twitter expecting to see some kind of response to Andray Domise being charged with assault .", "@USER Strange . This morning my twitter search showed lots of results . Searching just now only has 4 , incl yours .", "@USER and I'm not pretending to know more btw , even though I do know him , or did . But with other cases I didn't need to look , just", "@USER a stroll through my TL and I'd be awash in people's opinions . The contrast is quite striking to me .", "@USER Could be b / c he's only well-known within a small community , nobody in that community wants to believe that it's true , and", "@USER the community also wants to believe women by default . It's kind of nice not to see a lot of conjecture for once .", "@USER well I'm supposedly part of that community and the double standard is pretty infuriating as far as I'm concerned", "@USER Human nature playing itself out . I'm having a hard time with my thoughts and feelings on it in the absence of information .", "@USER @USER it's bc people only want to call out violence when it's easy for them . Leaving all of us who haven't reported alone .", "@USER @USER I could say more about what I know about this situation but I honestly don't have the will to deal .", "@USER @USER @USER In addition , saying more may put any past or current victims at risk for whistleblowing .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't think people should discuss what they know or give details publicly . It's disappointing", "@USER @USER @USER to clarify : I was not referring to anyone else's details but my own publicly", "@USER @USER @USER understood . And I don't think you or anyone else should feel under obligation to share info .", "@USER @USER @USER Rumours and hushed tones do more harm than good . If people have evidence I'd hope they'd go to police .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't mean to dismiss people who don't go to police .", "@USER @USER @USER regardless of intent you did , also assumes that police is actually a solution", "@USER @USER @USER I know and I'm sorry . What I meant is I hope her case has all the evidence it needs to be successful ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Let me attempt to answer : You're a younger person echoing a sad old man's talking points about being set up by the FBI . You parrot how Comey isn't as smart / moral as DJT & the one with bad intentions . This is you metaphorically yelling at Comey , \" Yeah , get off his lawn ! \" ", "context": ["“ It feels like a strange and slightly sad old guy yelling at you to get off his lawn , echoed by younger but no less sad people in red hats shouting , ‘ Yeah , get off his lawn ! ’ ” ", "@USER Jim ... it appears to me that you tried to set up @USER for failure because you THINK that you are smarter & more moral than him & the 63 million Americans who put him in office . You are wrong ! Don't blame President Trump when YOU were the one with bad intentions !", "@USER @USER @USER And there goes someone demonstrating exactly what said . 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ 🤦 ‍ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Please explain how this demonstrates what Comey said .", "@USER @USER @USER I can read . I asked a very easy question that wasn't answered , except with an insult ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Not to mention that's rich , you calling someone ignorant AND describing Trump as \" not so bad . \"", "context": ["@USER i voted Hilary , I just find your ignorance disgusting", "@USER Not to mention they LITERALLY VOTED IN A CABAL OF PLUTOCRATS . That's fact enough .", "@USER he isn't that bad , most angry dems are just sexually confused college students"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER the person who can't use punctuation is talking about illiteracy . ", "context": ["@USER haha imagine showing your face in your avi hahah loser", "@USER @USER Could you say that again in English with some punctuation , you sounded like a 5 year old ...", "@USER @USER could you add a question mark at the end of your question ? you sound like an illiterate special needs child"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Of course ! What are we even worried about ? Almost bought into that ' better education ' and ' new technology ' scam there , didn't we ?", "context": ["\" The right way to look at anthropogenic climate change is as an unexpected side-effect of something that , by and large , proved an immense blessing to humanity \" @USER", "@USER @USER Or , a fine example of immense short sightedness and inertia .", "@USER @USER Whatever charge of \" short-sightedness \" is warranted , it's clearly not \" immense . \" We're talking about damages that insofar as they bite at all , occurr decades or centuries down the road"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER who needs a business problem to solve when you have shiny new tech ?", "context": ["Sigh , Dear @USER , I don't think I will ever associate Finder's smiley face with ' this is where I go when Cmd + Tab to get to my folders ' ...", "@USER @USER It doesn't really shout ' files live here ' does it ?", "@USER @USER @USER Come back to the Windows side , boys . Come back . Clippy has gone , but File Explorer lives on", "@USER @USER @USER I would if our collective employer offered Windows 10 ... it's sooooo good ( and so less irritating than OSX )", "@USER @USER @USER It'll take more than Win 10 to bring me back I'm afraid . Keynote a million times better than PPT is the main one", "@USER @USER how has your job role changed if Keynote is your main tool ...", "@USER @USER architecture diagrams , communicating vision , design thinking , even creating videos . Also Mac dev tools are good .", "@USER @USER @USER \" design thinking \" implies you've never given thought to your job before .. which us false"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Mexico has a wall on their southern border and their laws carry harsher punishment than ours . #insanity", "context": ["@USER @USER it's all how you look at it . There's gonna be a lot of little republicans running around . Husband see those ..", "@USER @USER it's the \" let's see if I can be a professional victim today \" #disturbing", "@USER @USER I take all these hit with a grain of salt until there's violence that's going to far !", "@USER @USER I get why Mexico doesn't want a wall . But we must uphold our laws . We don't get to ignore them no one else should"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER everyday morning i wake with one dream tht my return order will be picked up & my refund will be given .", "context": ["@USER shocked with poor service.My return order is not picked & has rescheduled 7-8 times in a week delaying my refund #poorserviceamazon", "@USER Hey , sorry about that . Kindly drop in your details here : and i'll work on it . ^ NS", "@USER filled in details.Your executive r trying to help me since 5days but in vain.reason i got fr delay is techical glitch", "@USER can't believe that such big Ecommerce is facing technical glitch which is an harassment to customers . #poorserviceamazon", "@USER @USER on every service call executive asks for 24-48 hours for resolution but the solution is not found even after 5-6 days", "@USER You may also find all correspondences sent to you here : ( 2/2 ) ^ KH"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I guess we need to show the same respect as is shown to \" King Obama . \"", "context": ["\" thought it would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in ... he doesn't believe Bush is the true elected president . \" Sound familiar ! WP", "@USER He ’ s skipping your inauguration bc you incite hatred which goes against everything he and Martin L … ", "@USER @USER you obviously know nothing about Trump . If you don't like what he says stop following him . Real simple", "@USER @USER @USER He's going to be the president . We can't just stop paying attention ... dude . Are you nuts ?", "@USER @USER @USER then show some simple respect . You wouldn't say this stuff to King Obama", "@USER @USER Actually I agree w showing respect to those w whom you disagree . I'm making an argument not name-calling .", "@USER @USER The man is going to be president . He will be held to account and criticized for wrongdoing . That's the job ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER call someone an idiot online then post this", "context": ["Never changes ? Neither does your inability to not resort to playground insults . I keep my language clean on here . B … ", "@USER @USER the mans an idiot , I wouldn't give him the time of day .", "@USER @USER just saying it how it is , if you don't like it , don't read it", "@USER @USER and that's what frozen steel was doing so maybe keep your nose out buttercup", "@USER @USER oh my mistake , thought he'd tweeted it for anyone to read and respond to . Kind Regards , ' buttercup ' ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 😂 “ finally isn ’ t a white person being hateful ” #islam Those who disbelieve from among the People of the Book and among the Polytheists , will be in Hell-Fire , to dwell therein ( for aye ) . They are the worst of creatures . ( 98:6 )", "context": ["So we ’ re praying Maghreb and this lady starts going off trying to say “ DO THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE ” and then starts bumping music . So we confront after and she begins with “ F your religion .. F you .. I don ’ t care about your prayers ” just belligerence . Omar comes to pray and she continues ", "@USER Sadly , imagine if she was a white guy doing this ... This would be on the news already .", "@USER @USER I knew a white person was going to be here happy af that it finally isn't a white person being hateful ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER that's the exact same verse the priest recites before executions . .", "context": ["Stock market hits new high with longest winning streak in decades . Great level of confidence and optimism - even before tax plan rollout !", "@USER Isaiah 41:10 So do not fear , for I am with you ; do not be dismayed , for I am your God . I will strengthen you and help [ 1/2 ]", "@USER you ; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand . [ 2/2 ]"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , I totally want my taxes going to refugees .", "context": ["Utterly shameful . This is not what America is supposed to be about . Under my administration we will not turn our backs on refugees . ", "@USER So its open borders than ? Funded by my hard earned money ?", "@USER @USER No , asshole , it's a humane system that's needed , not putting the US into a cave and blowing the opening ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Police was bystander or rather accomplice in this event !", "context": ["Zero arrests and FIR against unidentified persons though they are all on camera . Let that sink in #JNU", "@USER Unidentified ... Police arrests identified people ! Let that sink in ?", "@USER @USER Police was so active in arresting students who were protesting but is shying away in arresting people who are actually creating violence ! So yes , let that sink in !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER terrible practice . How dare you let your kids flounder in mediocrity", "context": ["Practicing my daughter's spelling words for the week makes me feel p-h-e-n-o-m-e-n-a-l", "@USER haha ! Not any of the ones I posted . Comparative and superlative words though .", "@USER I told Landon we don't have to practice spelling words if he maintains a 12/15 average and we never practice . Oops . I'm a bad mom 😩"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER First time I was ever blocked for defending a defender of Trump . _", "context": ["I love Pres . #Trump and his team . You got a problem with that ? If so , take it elsewhere . I can teach the ignorant , but stupid is for life .", "@USER That last sentence should be sad while you are looking in the mirror .", "@USER @USER Maybe take your own advice since you seem so willing to give it to others ? ? ? 🤔"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER but why would OJ want Julian to slit his wife's throat ? !", "context": ["🤔 🤔 🤔 Then Helena would absolutely not be too far behind . ", "@USER maybe that was her blouse we saw , Not Olivia's ? Did they even address that today ? ( I didn't bother )", "@USER idk why Olivia continues to exist . I haven't seen today's episode yet .", "@USER No Olivia Jerome - - I thought maybe \" Oscar Jwhoever \" is her . Said he \" died \" in 1990 ( year she did ) and initials .", "@USER oooh ! ! ! She's the sister Julian supposedly murdered , right ? Now returned to pull his string and breathe life into another crime fan", "@USER it would make sense . Julian said \" I've been doing what you said for months \" So I'm thinking either Hells or Olivia J"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If those are the criteria , you and those other guys must be devout atheists .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER no your anger over your religion is telling", "@USER @USER @USER YOU'RE the one harassing ME , remember ? Perhaps you ought to follow your own advice .", "@USER @USER @USER Then you should have no problem listing them", "@USER @USER @USER 2 . make sure to refer to believers as retarded", "@USER @USER @USER 3 . there is no higher sacrament than arguing online"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Right , you listen to Geller who just got caught in a huge lie about what the \" liar \" Spicer said .", "context": ["Spicer won't say whether Trump agrees with Bannon that Islam is a dark , violent religion . That seems noteworthy .", "The reporter who asked Spicer about this seemed almost astonished that Trump wouldn't want to distance himself from the comment .", "@USER So Spicer is also acknowledging that Bannon still feels this way as well .", "@USER @USER 42 % of Americans feel Islam is not compatible with American values , and that's both dem and rep . So just stop", "@USER @USER And most Americans don't know anybody who practices Islam . What's your point ? Yes 42 % of Americans are ignorant .", "@USER @USER 95 % of Somalia and Egypt practice FGM . Who's ignorant again ? Clearly , Americans who aren't mutilating our kids .", "@USER @USER And lots of Americans refuse to vaccinate their children . We should BAN them too ! Of course I don't agree w FGM !", "@USER @USER Apologists like you and Geller are the exact reason why kids are getting cut up right now . Defending animals", "@USER @USER Right ... If you don't follow me then you don't know my views at all .", "@USER @USER Haha all I know is that this dude Geller lied about Spicers comments . Everyone heard him say differently", "@USER @USER I don't listen to a known liar like Spicer ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Perhaps she should actually watch the episode before ranting with uninformed insight -", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Pandora STOP .. do not write another word until you back up your last claim ... are we going to spread lies ? Give me 1 quote where Don Cherry ever said anything against one group based on RACE ...", "@USER @USER @USER She can ’ t and won ’ t . She is enjoying bantering with multiple men ( only apparently ) and is going around in circles speaking with fact-less bait click comments . I ’ m embarrassed for her reading this thread . She must be great fun at the house league hockey games ... eeeesh", "@USER @USER @USER I am actually trying to determine which school university she went to based on the doctrine .. problem is , she won't go into detail beyond the \" dog whistle words \" for me to find out .", "@USER @USER @USER I think alot of this is learned on the internet ... in the past 2-3 years . YouTube , , , US videos"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Under the new Fixed Term Parliament Act I think she needs a 55-45 % majority to be able to dissolve Parliament early", "context": ["If Theresa May opts for an early election , will her campaign slogan be : ' Who governs Britain ? '", "@USER Is she aware that this was ' Grocer ' Heath's slogan in ' 74 I wonder ?", "@USER And he failed not once , but twice that year . She doesn't seem to be aware of very much , probably wishes it was 1974 again .", "@USER Sadly , suspect that if she is able to call an election in the Spring - a big if - she would likely win it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You use a fake account to make accusations of fake news", "context": ["I love the way nationalists / republicans say voting DUP is sectarian but voting for SF is a vote for equality & respect 😂 😂 😂 #AE17", "@USER Voting for a party that didn't piss half a billion against the wall and supported Brexit . Big difference", "@USER No just piss on the victims of IRA terrorists good for you 👍", "@USER Does your account promote fake news like Edwin claims ?", "@USER Like claiming half a billion has been pissed against a wall is that the fake news your refer to 🙊", "@USER A well reported fact by many media outlets . You're supporting further austerity by trying to fill that deficit #Clueless", "@USER So it's a FACT that half a billion has been already wasted . A well reported fact was potentially half a billion #Clueless", "@USER Regardless whether it is now or the future , the fact remains that £ 1.60 for every £ 1.00 of fuel burnt is a waste of money", "@USER Taken from the SF manifesto if all places note the word POTENTIALLY ", "@USER Her own party member ratted her out because of the cost you can be assured it's real What do seek to achieve by defending it ?", "@USER Defend what ? I was just correcting your obvious mistake / fake news ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER DAMMIT MISSY YOUTUBE DELETED IT FOR VIOLATING HARASSMENT POLICY ! ! ! #WTF", "context": ["Punch a nazi in the face for me so I know it's real . 😍 ❤ ", "Brb watching this asshole get punched on a loop for the next 4yrs .", "Guys I really can't fully express how much joy this brings me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Nothing like “ NO WE CAN ’ T ! ! ” to inspire ppl to get to the polls on election day . Yaey biden ! I get a bit orgasmic evrytime biden lists me the things i cannot have & tells me “ nothing will fundamentally change ! ” #Biden2020 #BidenCrimeFamily #marianne2020", "context": ["I'm seeing a trend ... 🚨 Warren backslides on healthcare and slips in the polls 🚨 Buttiegeg backslides on healthcare and slips in the polls 🚨 Harris backslides on healthcare and slips in the polls 💯 Its almost like Americans want healthcare and are paying attention ... 💯", "Hey @USER who is the one candidate who has continuously gained in the polls and has never waivered on support of M4A ?", "@USER @USER hope the trend finishes with Biden , I legit dont get how people trust him .", "@USER @USER @USER He's more honest and sincere . He flat out says he's not going to do anything progressive . He doesn't fake it like the others ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER like you gave President Obama respect ? I didn't think so .", "context": ["My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @USER . She is a great person - - always pushing me to do the right thing ! Terrible !", "Press Sec says @USER removing Ivanka's clothing line was an attack on @USER family . This is what … ", "Should the President of the US be attacking a US business or use his new found position to influence personal issues ?", "@USER let's try to give our president some respect and quit attacking everything he does . I would hope you would defend your family .. daughter"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Says an ex army person , programmed to do and believe what he is told . .", "context": ["The historicity of New York Times Editorial Board . It vomits lies then calls itself a news paper : … ", "@USER You mean it doesn't kiss Trump's asss . How's that bid for a Trump pardon going , ASSange ?", "@USER @USER Did you read the article ? Critical thinking is essential to freedom ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER More pay for less work ? Oh yeah that ’ s going to happen", "context": ["Oh wow ! Quite the email from someone named Lorraine . A few more grammatical errors than the average email from teachers and their supporters but typical of the attitude I get in emails . ", "@USER @USER Sorry I sense this is Canada so I apologize for interjecting . But here in America teachers are the same . They ’ re under paid and under appreciated much like cops . I don ’ t know the source of your original article so I don ’ t know the content . Be kind when talking about their pay .", "@USER @USER @USER The avg teacher salary is Ny is $ 28,000 the avg salary in Ontario is $ 84,000 .", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t get me wrong , I do think teachers should be well paid , well at least public school teachers .", "@USER @USER @USER They should be paid well no question but the demands last time not only did they want a massive raise they wanted a short school year ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Twitter is such a wonderful place ! Unfortunately Twitter is full of guys who do this ... and not to just 19 year old women ... women in general . During a no mercy ppv a few years ago a guy dm'd me and said all kinds of stuff . He was married with a son . I put his dms online", "context": ["Please do not feel bad that you followed or were friends with that psycho . You are not to blame in any of this . It isn't your fault . I unfollowed him last night . Isn't the first time and won't be the last when it comes to following creepy people . Don't know until it's too late !", "@USER Seems like a missed something , hope all is ok with you though", "@USER I left Twitter for most of the day yesterday . Came back last night to finding out a guy I followed who is in his 30s had been dming a girl I used to follow who is only 19 . Quickly unfollowed him . He was friends with a lot of mutuals cause he is a Becky fan . They feel bad"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER But come on . See some humor : What Bill lied about Donald brags about . Bill was impeached for lying about AN AFFAIR Donald was impeached for < reads notes > trying to manipulate an election Families of both : This is a political hit job !", "context": ["Narrator : Sadly , she'd forgotten that her husband was _also_ someone who abused his powers to cheat ... on her ", "@USER This is such strawman bullshit I'm actually mad at you for it .", "@USER I'm here for the jokes , not the politics . I just think it's funny that the wife of an impeached president is talking about an impeached president .", "@USER Yeah , and here I am thinking a former senator , secretary of state , and presidential candidate is exactly the person that knows something about political process .", "@USER Oh , she knows the process . She has a BA in Poli Sci and was a lawyer , too . She is as educated and experienced as our current president ISN'T . I'm not knocking the impeachment proceedings at all . There's just some irony in specifically _her_ remarking on impeachment .", "@USER No , the irony is defining a woman by the actions of her husband and not her own impressive career .", "@USER I understand what you're saying ; it's not fair that her own accomplishments are overshadowed by her bad husband's choices . She's got a valid opinion on the matter . At the same time , it's also not exactly fair that Monika Lewinsky is ALSO defined by his actions ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wonder if Peter is aware that he just put his own view point in Check-mate ? at its best here .", "context": ["Does the rest of the Democratic party agree with Obama that the Jewish state has no legal claim to the remnants of the second temple ?", "@USER Israel has no claim to being a Jewish state . Apartheid regime on 100 % stolen land bequeathed by US & UK colonists w / no standing .", "@USER @USER You can flip the argument that it has been stolen from them by Roman's , Ottoman Turks , right up until the British .", "@USER @USER those were all occupiers . Rights belong exclusively to the indigenous Palestinians , not colonists or empires .", "@USER @USER this tweet is so amazing . Thank you so much ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes ... That is why we elected a Tory government that his first order of business is to require photo ID to vote ... On a nation that has no official photo ID documentation . We really dodged a bullet there with the EU ... didn't we .", "context": ["This is chilling . Only 1 minute . Listen . The tanks will not be on the streets ... The building facades will still be there ... the labels will remain the same ... but they will be meaningless . And the fault will be ours ” ", "@USER @USER He describes the way UK was slowly moving in undemocratic EU ... Underhand and secretly , over 50 years , our democracy and soverignty were being moved to Brussels . We noticed and stopped it just in time ! ! !", "@USER @USER Nonesense , we are leaving thus proving we have both sovereignty and the ability to do so from within the EU . This will prove to be ( unless twat Johnson pulls off an impossible miracle ) the greatest harm any nation has done to itself in peacetime .", "@USER @USER Watch the video - loss of democracy happens at a snails pace . We noticed BEFORE they completed it ! If we stayed , we would have been part of the EU Federation and UK would not exist . Johnson will turn this around and make UK a success despite idiots trying to bring us down !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Julia , she wanted everyone to know she's the true victim in all of this .", "context": ["So Davis lied about losing a publishing contract and and now she most certainly has lost an opportunity to get that contract because the editor she lied on saw her lie and called her out on it . ", "Also Davis didn't apologize because there was no racism in her book , but she has since gone back and made changes to it because people have told her what the racist parts of her book were . Yeah that makes sense .", "@USER The whole article was confusing , contradictory , and did nothing to restore faith in anyone . Just why ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because that is democracy . The voters are entitled to know EXACTLY where the top candidates in the race stand on the issues . Christy is just afraid of being called out on specific policies . She doesn't want to defend her record . Sounds like the recipe for a great rep", "context": ["@USER Too many vegetables on that table … You need some protein , stat .", "@USER @USER Who cares about what's on the table ? You just keep ignoring the fact that she was selling herself to big donors for 8 hours . :D", "@USER @USER Actually , no ... she was calling individual donors . Ordinary folks who live in the district , which might be why you didn ’ t get a call . It ’ s called phone banking , it ’ s a normal part of running for office . You guys are so focused on his talking pts , you ’ re missing the truth .", "@USER @USER @USER That would be much easier to believe if Christy's past contributions weren't so large and driven by party funding and large contributions . Based on the endorsements that she rolls out , she at best is calling for those and at worst dialing for dollars with big donors .", "@USER @USER @USER No extremely ignorant rebuke attempts ? Average 2700 per donor in the last two years I ’ m sure was from everyday working people . You are such a joke .", "@USER @USER @USER Ignorant ? Ignorance belongs to those who continue to ascribe numbers from an extremely contentious Assembly race against a vile mysoginist sexist opponent ( I can see your confusion ) while working overtime to flip a red district to blue . It worked , in spite of progressive “ input . ”", "@USER @USER @USER Smearing maliciously by manipulating context , human nature , and the concept of redemption make you into the first class troll you are today . Thank you for helping the progressive movement grow . For every one of your inane comments there dozens of replies proving your fakeness .", "@USER @USER @USER Fake ? I ’ m an actual voter in #CA25 , can you say the same ?", "@USER @USER @USER Fake when it comes down to your motives . You reek of ulterior ones .", "@USER @USER @USER Defending a candidate with thousands of dollars average on individual donations vs one that is 27 bucks is the biggest red flag ever .", "@USER @USER @USER That statement merely shows your complete lack of knowledge about this district . And your complete ability to be snowed by a national power grab . Your guy isn ’ t for this district , he is for himself . His national profile allows him to get small donations while she works harder .", "@USER @USER @USER And you are an absolute moron for not believing issues are much bigger than your forced attempts at nativism for the rich and their brown nosers , which requires a national even international working class movement to fix .", "@USER @USER @USER And you are a moron for believing that a loudmouth YouTube host has the best interest of MY district at heart , as opposed to trying to build his national profile . Note : we are smarter than that . Check the history of this district , we repel carpetbaggers .", "@USER @USER @USER You are right he has the best interest of the nation and the bona fides to achieve it instead of being alt centrist shills like your kind .", "@USER @USER @USER Perhaps he should run for Senate then . I hear he believes Kamala Harris is defeatable . There ’ s no way he wins ... and I ’ ll be amazed if he makes Top 2 ...", "@USER @USER @USER But you ’ re right , you vote for your guy , I ’ ll vote for mine ... we ’ ll see how it turns out . You are registered to vote here , right ?", "@USER @USER @USER How thick are you ? Fighting for a paradigm shift is built on local votes to achieve much higher prosperity for the workers everywhere and to address the income inequality you love championing . Stop trying to distract from the local issues that are intrinsic to the national ones .", "@USER @USER @USER Again : 1 ) tell him to run for Senate 2 ) tell him to run against in his home district 3 ) tell him to move here and run here in 2 years , when he has contributed to this community 4 ) vote for him , I won ’ t be , so he needs you", "@USER @USER @USER Not to mention that there should be a debate on the issues between these candidates . CA25 voters need to know where Christy and Cenk stand on issues and how they respond to policy questions . The voters deserve that but Christy is MIA . Sound democratic ? Hell no !", "@USER @USER @USER Why ? So bandstand boy can go off and yell about the things that he will have NO input on , even if he somehow wins the election ? CA25 knows where she stands ... same place she has for the last 10 + years as an elected official and her entire life ... with this district ... her home ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I don't really get that part but some women hit out at other women to just get the attention of men", "context": ["If you're feeling sad just think about the fact that some MARVEY fans think that Donna \\ Harvey is not a love story , but that Mike \\ Harvey is .", "I mean , man . Ship what you want and hate what you want , but don't be delusional . It's embarassing af .", "I totally understand if some people see Mike and Harvey as romantic , but please , don't say Darvey is not a love story but Marvey is .", "@USER like you can ship what you want to but you don't have to drag down another ship especially going after the fans", "@USER @USER Or the \" inconvenient women \" who are integral to the plot line because there's a word for that - misogyny", "@USER @USER it's so disgusting especially when it women marvey fans like how can they think that's exceptable ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Guy with \" Trump for life \" tag line insults someone else for being \" nothing but a follower \" #winning", "context": ["Caring about the poor . GOP : who doesn't ? Wanting affordable healthcare for all . GOP : but not at the cost of med innovation and worse care for those who already have it ", "@USER @USER is nothing but a follower and still is , he is probably trying to get back into Howard's good graces .", "@USER @USER @USER “ Trump for life ” . That ’ s your headline lol . Maybe time to leave the cult ? Blink twice if you need help ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What , you don ’ t think that this abrupt severe stenosis with a nipple and no thrombosis in pt with known risk factor is clearly TOS ?", "context": ["Sometimes it take a simple catheter and wire to change a life . #InterventionalRadiologists improve #swelling in #dialysis patients by reconnecting blocked vessels . Last picture is two weeks later . ", "@USER @USER @USER Should have referred to TOS surgeon . Looks nice now ... But it will not last", "@USER @USER @USER What ’ s this patient ’ s life expectancy ? Because my plan would change based on that and patient ’ s comborbidities . We don ’ t know what should have been done bc this isn ’ t a full Pt presentation . It ’ s twitter .", "@USER @USER @USER Somebody needs to learn how to read angio"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry , I forgot to use the font ! 🤭 I'm loving your videos . Its giving me ideas and inspiration for some stuff I'd like to try .", "context": ["I love this land called ' Merica 🇺 🇸 #VPDExperiment #VPDay3 w / @USER and @USER at @USER . . . . The 30 Best Things to do in Washington DC : ", "@USER @USER @USER Makes me just want to bow out of this whole thing right now ... LOL", "@USER @USER @USER 😱 Noooooo ! It ’ s just the way I edit . I ’ m trying all sorts of styles this 30 days . No competition being done 😭"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yeh , you recognize the same thing was said about Israel before . #TellThatToTheChildrenOfPalestine", "context": ["@USER oh and does a solution in Israel's favour in the middle east scare you ?", "@USER @USER the entire situation from the original provision of land has favoured Israel . That's the problem .", "@USER @USER Palestine is not a state ! It is only being recognized by adversaries to discredit Israel"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Well , I've tried a tweet . The Internet is an obviously a difficult \" area \" for . :-)", "context": ["BREAKING : Russia has withdrawn its signature from the International Criminal Court's founding statute", "@USER It is really desperate that #Russia will follow #USA and #China on this issue . Seems Superpowers don't like int . :-)", ". @USER @USER You are wrong . Diagnosis : what some powerful states dislike is how US instrumentalized IL for its imperialism"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah but at some point you have to . It caused their failure which you just hate to see", "context": ["@USER My boss and I were actually discussing this yesterday and we think if he actually leaves NE the perfect spot for him to go is the Chargers . Glitzy town . Team that needs the press . LOTS of receiving options . And I hate it so much .", "@USER @USER Yeah but Brady will probably only trust one of those receivers .", "@USER @USER to be fair , back in the day he trusted several different receivers . Would you trust anyone other than Edelman if you were Brady in the last few years ? I don't know that I would ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER . You did that with your tweet response to me ...", "context": ["@USER shows her true colors with this tweet she deleted lols 😂 but you can retweet it ! Get her goat ! ", "@USER @USER You are showing your real intelligence . Have you been following that fake account this whole time ?", "@USER @USER LOL I don't follow it , I also don't call 17 intelligence agencies reports \" ridiculous \" .", "@USER @USER @USER 17 agencies ? I want the names of agencies & agents please .. beginning to think it's false ! 🤔 😏 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER How about the DNI James Clapper , or FBI Director Comey , or CIA Director Brennan ?", "@USER @USER @USER Nah - Think I will wait for someone that hasnt been in Obamas Admin to do an investigation !", "@USER @USER @USER so you want donald trump to investigate donald trump . Ffs 😂", "@USER @USER @USER No 😂 😂 😂 I want you all to grow the F up ! ! Get on with your lives ! SHE LOST !", "@USER @USER @USER nope going to be a long 4 years for you thin skinned … ", "@USER @USER @USER So you are stating by your Tweet this ISNT about election-it's about payback ?", "@USER @USER @USER your reading comprehension sucks just like the orange hitler . unpresidented !", "@USER @USER @USER your lack of understanding of facts is incredible ! Wow ! Brainless", "@USER @USER @USER What facts are you presenting ? If you want to be taken seriously , then present some .", "@USER @USER @USER Most , if not all of the intelligence agency heads have decades of bi-partisan experience .", "@USER @USER @USER Do you actually believe that Russia gave her votes ?", "@USER @USER @USER Intelligence agencies never said Russia \" gave \" any candidates votes .", "@USER @USER @USER oh ok sooo then it's reasonable to say then that Trump won the Election-right ?", "@USER @USER @USER He won the electoral college . We know this . What are you complaining about ?", "@USER @USER @USER What is the right complaining about ? The left always answers a question with a question ! 🤔 🤔 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So followers indicates top notch ? Hitler had a bunch of followers too ... sounds top notch .", "context": ["What characteristics should we look for in an opponent for @USER ? We think maturity would be at the top of the list . Will provide a good contrast . #mnleg #staytuned ", "@USER @USER Such a sad attempt to denigrate his top notch social media presence . Looking a little desperate , dudes .", "@USER @USER @USER Nope . Count your followers . Then count his . That will give you a clue ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ___ ur entire beef with the Star Wars writer is over something he said ___", "context": ["I just cancelled my Star Wars Rogue One tickets after the writers said its an Anti-Trump movie . I'll take my dollars elsewhere", "Is it really ? What the f * * * is wrong with people ? @USER", "@USER @USER writers claim the Empire is symbolic of \" the white patriarchy \"", ". @USER @USER @USER Damn it ! Are they seriously gonna make me cheer for the Empire out of principle ? Not now . When it's on TV .", "@USER @USER @USER U all are morons for believing a fake makeup story . Christ ppl . Get a damn brain .", "@USER @USER @USER the funny thing is , u all r dumb enuff 2 think ppl still won't go 2 see the movie 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER I could not care less what others do with their $ - but I won't support hate 😜", "@USER @USER @USER wait , are you upset over someone's free speech ? ? 😂 😂 😂 the irony is too good 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER naw , never asked the government to shut them down - that's what proggies do"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER err no - you lot don't want FoM , surely you don't want ' foreigners ' to come and work here .", "context": ["Still not answering my initial question . I've nothing to apologise for & while some predictions may have been off t … ", "@USER Like what ? As we're are the G7s fastest growing economy , and predicted to be so for many years ... 😕", "@USER @USER but we will be radically changing trading conditions #nobrexit #brexitcosts #bresistance", "@USER @USER Yes , we will be able to trade with whoever we please much easier ...", "@USER @USER you need to read up on trading matey . It's not as easy as you think #tradingfordummies is out of print #bresistance", "@USER @USER Will it be easier to trade with world from outside EU , or more difficult ? This is simple stuff ...", "@USER @USER we trade with the world already.If out we will have to renegotiate all 100 + deals.We have no negotiators + takes years", "@USER @USER Why is it so hard for remainers to just admit it will be easier ? We cannot make our own trade deals at the moment ...", "@USER @USER no it's done for us as we don't have the capability . #Doh Additionally better deals when done working as a group .", "@USER @USER We don't have the capability to make trade deals ? ! ? No wonder you don't want to leave if you think Brits that pathetic 😕", "@USER @USER we don't have any negotiators - they take years to train , it is not as easy as you think .", "@USER @USER We can also employ from all over the world , not a problem ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Haha ! * That * very \" criticism \" falls into my second category ( or the bottom tiers of that hierarchy ) .", "context": ["My \" objection to the main point \" : the top 3 tiers are logically equivalent . As are the bottom 4 ( absent any actual … ", "@USER How is \" name calling \" any different from an ad-hom \" ?", "@USER @USER if you read the right hand side you'd see what was meant by it .", "@USER He understands . @USER rejects the artificial , fallacious distinction being made there . As do I .", "@USER @USER I love when I run into twitter trolls . It happens so infrequently that I forget you exist . I guess I'm lucky ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You really aren ’ t smart are you ? What was ironic was he was mocking the person because she “ looked Hispanic ” thus , asking to see her Green Card . You know , What Hispanics visiting this country SHOULD have ?", "context": ["The world is laughing at President Trump . They see him for what he really is : dangerously incompetent and incapable of world leadership . We cannot give him four more years as commander in chief . ", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s his daughter . Not the random 14 y / o girl that Pedo Joe is feeling up .", "@USER @USER @USER You mean the daughter he would totally bang if it wasn ’ t his daughter ? ? Goes to show how you feel about your kids ...", "@USER @USER @USER Imagine having the TDS to the extent where it ’ s Ok to disparage a mans genuine love for his daughter to defend a known pedo . Sad .", "@USER @USER @USER I mean trump has countless accusers and lawsuits . But go off .", "@USER @USER @USER Dems are pussys . They have to attempt multiple coups rather than beat him on the field .", "@USER @USER @USER Bro they already did ... what part of “ he lost the popular vote ” dont you get ?", "@USER @USER @USER You mean the popular vote that included illegals , dead people and people voting twice . By the way thats not how elections in the U . S . are determined missy so get over it . By the way you look illegal can I see your green card or do u have an fake SS # !", "@USER @USER @USER You really don't see an issue with saying to someone \" you look illegal i need to see your green card \" ? That's a phrase that seemed appropriate to you ? ", "@USER @USER @USER I mean yea i missed the point of saying she looks illegal ... i thats why i asked what i asked . What was the point ?", "@USER @USER @USER Thats not sarcasm . That's saying someone is an illegal just because they look a certain way . I really dont think you know the meaning of sarcasm", "@USER @USER @USER It absoloutely is sarcasm but you obviously missed it . Went right over your head . Lmao", "@USER @USER @USER Sarcasm is the use of irony to show contempt or mock another individual . What exactly was ironic about what he said ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER oh and that's because everybody who doesn't agree with me are idiots . But that's besides the point . Lol", "context": ["Like I don't get how a country could elect Obama and then eight years later elect Trump . Hahahaha . Only in America . #DividedStatesPBS", "@USER maybe look at the 20 TRILLION DOLLAR National Debt that was about 9 Trillion 8 years ago . BOTH r outrageous . #WeNeedLessGovt", "@USER that's just one of the reasons . that's what I was trying to relay to @USER - - my guess is it's a combo of things ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yeah that's what we think , some do , some don't . Probably a 52/48 split", "context": ["109,000 extra homes are needed in Britain every year to accommodate migrants and their families . That's 300 a day . … ", "@USER that's probably how the Spanish feel about all along the Costa's", "@USER @USER agree but they like the cash we take there"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER we lost today pal that's football ... and you're right these tallaght kids are sheltered no streets up here 🤔", "context": ["Not from Dublin 4 so wont win the tickets to the #LateLateToyShow . Just ordered 1 of these instead , all it's missing … ", "@USER Rovers wouldn't be able for the type of street football the kids play at Crumlin . It's kill or be killed", "@USER you're dead to me now pat may as well wear red and black stripes ! ! ! #notlongford"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because clearly a 7 game schedule is absolutely the same as a 20 game schedule , so why not do it the “ same as every other sport . ”", "context": ["I ’ m not sure if it ’ s totally an “ inequity ” and it ’ s definitely not specific to Dutchess County . Mount Vernon , Mamaroneck , Scarsdale all facing similar balance of seeding and playing 4 or more non-Section 1 contests ... ", "@USER It hurts a disproportionate amount of DC schools due to our proximity to Section 9 . Half of the teams in our 12 - team holiday tourney and all of our opponents in the Officials vs Cancer event are non-section 1 opponents . Abandon tradition or get screwed in the seedlings ? Inequity", "@USER Bringing back NYS games and counting them for seeding is definitely achievable especially for boys basketball . The section would need to make the change for all sports", "@USER @USER Each sport is very different . We should be able to have sport specific systems .", "@USER @USER @USER That would be wayyyy to much work for ADs . In AA football last year this was the “ selling point ” for the idiotic system they put in place . “ Just do it the same way we do it in all other sports . ”"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Parliament gets It's sovereignty from the people , You chose to give It away on June 23rd , the", "context": ["@USER @USER We want brexit , we want parliamentary power . We got brexit , we want May to ignore Parliament . Hmmmmmm .", "@USER @USER Parliament GAVE the decision to the British People . ", "@USER @USER that wasn't what parliament said , and you know it .", "@USER @USER 2nd reading of Ref bill where It was made EXTREMELY clear who's decision this was . Read FULL ", "@USER @USER could you highlight the stated agreement by all concerned showing agreement ?", "@USER @USER Bill was commended to house & passed by a maj of 6-1 In Parliament , Read FULL , Quote for People NOT Parliament 2 decide .", "@USER @USER @USER You need to learn Law & the Constitution Lawyers for Britain , Ref Is Binding ", "@USER Now , you need to behave and not be so patronising . I expect you have already criticised courts / judges . Y / N ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER am afraid the ref is not binding , DC didn't set it up this way . Also EU is only one part of Europe .", "@USER @USER @USER Endorsing the point that ref not binding . Take it as ye wish", "@USER @USER @USER No Government has EVER Ignored a Ref result & NEVER would , It would be political suicide .", "@USER @USER @USER BREXIT 3 things wrong : 1 ref advisory , 2 no plan for a brexit vote , 3 EU is only part of structure 1 /", "@USER @USER @USER 1 , Ref was Binding , 2 blame Cons 4 no plan ( arrogant enough 2 think they would win ) 3 UK Is leaving EU", "@USER @USER @USER u can say it as often as you like the ref is not legally binding . I agree UK needs to leave EU . UKIP 1 /", "@USER @USER @USER Ref Is constitutionally binding & will be Implemented of that there Is no doubt ", "@USER @USER @USER Disagree . but think it will be implemented . Gina will make sure the law is upheld and parliament have the vote", "@USER @USER @USER Parliament will not get a vote on deal , all that will happen Is a bill will be passed to Invoke art 50", "@USER yes , what an amazing step having fought for parliamentary sovereignty . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER why are you aksing ? > you do not know ? Chokers coming from a fan of a lotterry team ...", "context": ["@USER @USER if you're a Raiders fan show smarter than that stupid comment . Did you see the Raiders at the game ? Think", "@USER @USER what does that have to do with anything", "@USER @USER raiders support the warriors . So stop making raiders fans look bad . Who's your basketball team ?", "@USER @USER so if someone supports something I have to too ?", "@USER @USER then don't bad mouth the warriors . Raiders fans back the warriors or they leave them alone . Do you get it ?", "@USER @USER @USER 3-1 is what the Raiders were a while ago , now 10-2", "@USER @USER @USER 3-1 is what the warriors were in lasts years finals and lost 4-3 😭", "@USER @USER @USER ok and ? that was nearly 6 months ago . Why do insecure fans obsess on it . Who is your team ?", "@USER @USER @USER because my team never blew a 3-1 lead in the finals . The warriors will never catch my team", "@USER @USER @USER who is your team ? your team was not even good enough to make the finals .. they suck that bad last yr", "@USER @USER @USER my team blew your team out last year and this year as well by 21 😭", "@USER @USER @USER so youre ashamed to name them , . , last place lottery fan talking up to me that's comical", "@USER @USER @USER that just shows you're a bandwagon . What team blew tf out of y'all last month ?", "@USER @USER @USER did you lose by 43 and 24 ? last place fans ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Exactly .. what has RHI to do with a museum ! ! !", "context": ["PSNI seize British army rifle from republican themed museum in Belfast , good to see @USER ", "@USER @USER How does @USER and his Alliance colleagues explain this £ 1million funding for a single identity Republican Museum ? Surely with the rate of suicide among Young People in Belfast alone , this £ 1million would be better spent on help for people with suicidal thoughts .", "@USER @USER @USER And the £ 1 Billion the DUP spent on RHI would have been even better", "@USER @USER @USER 1 billion eh , is that the RHI that Slab Murphy ( provo & sf boss ) was involved in as well , by the way don't forget the 100s of millions while a minister in Stormont is going to cost in holiday overtime bill . Not so clean Alliance Party for ya", "@USER @USER @USER Slab Murphy ? What's he got to do with a museum 😂 😂 😂 #idiot"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER YES ! Part of #DubNation , the stupid part that doesn't get", "context": ["We have our first candidate for not understanding ... ", "@USER @USER ok , sorry I didn't get it . My humble apology and we miss you ! I'm the #dumbbell 😗", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , I feel so stupid I really miss Bogut", "@USER @USER @USER I take it you're a Warriors fan with the Golden Gate Bridge in your profile ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The in you claiming hes upset when being called out ... #lolz ", "context": ["j scott campbell ’ s art as real women : a thread ", "@USER Nice , but I think NilbertoTawata did it a biiit better ... 😏 ", "@USER Just givin ’ the fans what they want ... brah ...", "@USER just objectifying , sexualizing , and dehumanizing women , then being upset with women when they call you out on it ... brah ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Why are you all such toxic privileged males threatened by a strong female main character ?", "context": ["Watching The Last Jedi again before The Rise of Skywalker on Thursday . It's truly stunning how bad this movie is . From Leia flying through space , to Finn and Rose ( literally every scene with them , especially the end ) , the horrible script , and so much more . How did this get made ?", "@USER Did the same thing last night . It's got several high points as you mentioned , but it's just a mess overall .", "@USER \" Mess \" is a great word for it , yea"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Whenever there's the topic of trophies , trivial cups are included.But when we crash out , it becomes trivial .", "context": ["Why don't you do the same ? There's the door bud . Hustle ... hustle ! ! This so-called bullshit is an interpretation … ", "@USER @USER well you interpretation in my so called bullshit is wrong I'm afraid", "@USER @USER Well your interpretation in my so called bullshit is wrong I'm afraid Ctrl C + Ctrl V Jog on now ; there's a good lad", "@USER @USER Not weirder than you probably . Out of nowhere , you popped up on my mention , spouting shite knowing the truth .", "@USER @USER Well anyway ... everything's forgiven . When did a person who says \" arsene's the best \" had brains ?", "@USER @USER Support is a good thing . Blindly supporting something isn't .", "@USER @USER suddenly devastated to be knocked out of a cup that no one even knows the name of ffs", "@USER @USER Before starting into it , I am going to say this you mgiht not like the end result of this confrontation .", "@USER @USER First of all crashing out of the cup ... the tweet didn ; t ever point to the fact that it was devastating .", "@USER @USER I specifically pointed out the fact that the Wenger followers say to back their manager ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The lady I know who voted LNP has been quiet ever since the election ... Except all her SM posts about saving animals .", "context": ["I just want to remind everyone that * literally the reason Scott Morrison is the PM * is that the Liberal Party wouldn ’ t let Malcolm Turnbull pass an energy policy that addressed climate change", "@USER @USER ... and then the majority of voters * still * put him in power . People also have to take responsibility for who they chose . They didn't have to pick LNP .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah ... There's got to be a lot of buyers remorse for the self serving", "@USER @USER @USER Right now they are digging in deep . “ It ’ s not that bad ” “ people are exaggerating ” “ it ’ s a beat up by the LW media ” “ what did they expect him to do ? ” And my favourite “ those people ( who ’ d lost everything ) were ferals ” . They saw it with their own eyes and STILL make excuses for him .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah because when you've lost everything you always dress in RM Willusms and pearls"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s the joke ! 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️ The fact that some crazy guys “ get a rope ” just cuz the cook served the wrong salsa is crazy & ridiculous . Just like is not REALLY gonna “ get a rope ” just cuz their outta Dr . Pepper . It ’ s funny BECAUSE it ’ s so ridiculous . It ’ s called 🙄", "context": ["@USER @USER Oh , I have a sense of humour , when something witty has been said . This is just crass and inhumane .", "@USER @USER @USER I use rope all the time . I've told me kids to \" get the rope \" when I got my Ranger stuck in the mud . None of that means I hang people . Rediculous .", "@USER @USER @USER Okay , but the old commercial everybody says this ' joke ' is based on has a group of people crowding angrily around the poor cook who served the wrong picante sauce ... and somebody says ' get a rope . ' I'm pretty sure they're not going to get the cook out of the mud ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm so tired of the \" Jar Jar \" line . Get a new one . As for the other stuff , not true . Also , Solo did not have decent characters and the dialogue was corny . \" Han ... Solo . \" Wow , so that's how he got his name . So exciting .", "context": ["Here is my #StarWars movie ranking : 1 . The Empire Strikes Back 2 . A New Hope 3 . Rogue One 4 . Return of the Jedi 5 . Revenge of the Sith 6 . Phantom Menace 7 . Attack of the Clones 8 . The Force Awakens 9 . Solo 10 . The Rise of Skywalker 11 . Star Wars : The Clone Wars 12 . The Last Jedi", "@USER Phantom menace and attack of the clones are NOT better than SOLO", "@USER Hayden Christensen was garbage especially with the horrible dialogue , acting , Jar jar , and the constant boredom of the Senate . At least SOLO had decent characters and good action ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER it makes me laugh that remoaners are left to rely on the unelected @USER to block democracy", "context": ["@USER I've always liked evidence , personally and professionally , but if you have none don't worry about it .", "@USER that's not a statement which is consistent with voting for Brexit . DO worry about it . As for the pissing UKIP thug , ask the press", "@USER > > and lies please remind me how the emergency budget promised by Project Fear was for you . Or the immediate recession > >", "@USER did you actually listen to the Autumn Statement ?", "@USER Yes . Please remind me how the immediate emergency budget , interest rate rises , recession and the other Proj Fear lies went .", "@USER There was no immediate mass loss of jobs . Another Project Fear lie . There's a theme building there", "@USER yes , you can't prove any of them were lies . How's your 350m per week for the NHS looking ?", "@USER £ 350m ? 😂 😂 😂 Don't know if you realise but we haven't left the EU . But that's a fact so you wouldn't know , would you ?", "@USER don't bother mate , he'll just give you the standard UKIP drivel @USER", "@USER @USER it really is hard work trying to get through to them", "@USER But thanks for your snowflake reaction . Do you believe Project Fear too ? @USER", "@USER @USER @USER both campaigns were rubbish but the least rubbish one won so get over it", "@USER @USER @USER so get over it ? You don't believe in democracy then . Sorry but I do so get over it", "@USER @USER @USER I do believe in democracy and democracy chose Brexit", "@USER @USER @USER no , democracy is not an event , it's a process . And it was only an opinion poll anyway", "@USER @USER @USER PS pls don't be so tedious as to send a screenshot of that pamphlet - it makes no difference"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER Says the man who gets all his information from one book .", "context": ["@USER & like with hydrogen this and other matter condense & if there is enough material & time u have a solar system evolve", "@USER That's the narrative ; from where did the star come ? ( There are more holes . )", "@USER Have you ever seen an explosion cause organization ?", "@USER thats an example of a question that indicates you are unfamiliar with mainstream science", "@USER Mainstream scientists can only speculate the origin of the universe , stars , the earth , etc . That's not scientific .", "@USER what's a non mainstream scientist ? YEC , intelligent designer ? do you think the earth is flat ?", "@USER Sir , it is apparent you're childish and unwilling . You and I are through here .", "@USER I asked valid questions either u can't or don't want to answer them & to say I'm childish is to insult me", "@USER realize u don't want to converse with me not because I'm insulting but since Im telling the truth . Ur choice , I respect that", "@USER No . You're dishonesty and childishness finally glared through the clouds .", "@USER so u think I'm a bad person ? U say u understand science , u can read a few books and you'll understand more . Do u resist that ?", "@USER We have a sin nature . And God , who is just and righteous , will one day hold us accountable . We need a Saviour .", "@USER yes we r capable of sin & experience feelings constantly but we have thought , logic , restraint , will too", "@USER ken hams ark is nothing like Noah's ark which was made with iron , bronze & wood . Then animals . Why did god make a mistake ?", "@USER when good powerful god didn't like us anymore he drowned us & let 1 family rebuild all life . Space-time makes more sense", "@USER where did the water go ? What about plants ? The DNA we read ' A , C , G , T ' in life makes the population bottleneck unlikely", "@USER the earth's mountains , sand , water , atmosphere , ice , fossils , are telling the same story when it's analyzed : earth is ancient", "@USER literally the 2000 years since Christ's death can be repeated 500 000 times from earth's formation to today , 4.5 BILLION yrs", "@USER Once again : do you KNOW the earth is 4.5 billion years old by experience , or did you read it in a book ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Really ? Trump is big league Libertarian ya know . #joking", "context": ["Donald Trump Says He May Keep Parts of Obama Health Care Act - The New York Times ", "Trump wants to keep the preexisting conditions guarantee WITHOUT the individual mandate to spread costs ...", "... which would send the insurance industry into a death spiral .", "@USER Trump didn't indicate price control for insurance on pre-existing conditions . High price would drop those people off .", "@USER As would the shrinking , sicker risk pool from the youngest , healthiest ppl not getting policies without an individual mandate .", "@USER maybe Trump will abandon IP system and de-regulate who can provide medical services and reform the education system for docs"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That fellow should be whipped to within an inch of his life with a CRD 2 !", "context": ["Constant reminders of the tremendous loss in our EP community . ", "@USER @USER sidenote : the crd 2 is awesome . I can ’ t believe I didn ’ t know about it until after fellowship . M", "@USER @USER @USER Please tell me more about the CRD 2 catheter . I only used biosense catheters in fellowship", "@USER @USER @USER Quad diag catheter with a funky curve on the end which helps it stay in position at the His . Give it a shot .", "@USER @USER @USER comes in 5F and 6F . I use 5F in a locking 6F sheath . So easy even a fellow can get a His !", "@USER @USER @USER Agree ! Example if His with 5F CRD 2/6 F locking sheath done by 2nd … ", "@USER @USER @USER if I were to nit-pick I would say it's a bit distal ... #toughcrowd"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They have the RIGHT to use climate porn descriptions they are the media !", "context": ["The world's oceans are now heating at the same rate as if five Hiroshima atomic bombs were dropped into the water every second , scientists have said ", "@USER Now do the conversion of the sun hitting the earth in \" Hiroshima bombs \" . Maybe do our global energy usage in \" hiroshima-bombs \" . Or maybe , just maybe use Watts like normal people , and stop with the scare-mongering .", "@USER Or maybe we should lobby for \" watts \" to be replaced by \" Hiroshima-bombs per second \" 1 HB / s = 84 TW And food should be marked with HB's not those pesky Cal's or Joules ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Honestly it wasn't that bad . I wasn't physically abused or anything . Others have had it much worse than I . I think it messed me up more because I am extremely sensitive and also gay , and we all know how the church goers LOVE homos ! lol", "context": ["Question for my Christian friends . A lot of people who Ive know to be Christian their whole lives will post stuff about how they just became a Christian or just began a relationship with Christ . Are they re-dedicating their lives ? were they genuinely not believers ? I ’ m confused .", "@USER @USER Their indoctrination was starting to slip so they have to re-indoctrinate themselves otherwise they might wake up to the fact that their book and their religion is pure BS .", "@USER @USER I mean , I was indoctrinated too but a lot of my friends are Christian and extremely smart , kind people , who don ’ t see it that way , and I don ’ t think it ’ s fair to speak about them in a manner that demeans them .", "@USER @USER I don't feel like telling the truth is demeaning someone . They can believe whatever nonsense they want to . I have to respect their right to believe it but I don't have to respect religion .", "@USER @USER Are you an antitheist ? That might be where we are disagreeing :)", "@USER @USER We can disagree in a friendly manner . I realize twitter isn't great for this but since I know you don't wanna hear it I won't post anymore about the subject . Have a great day !", "@USER @USER I ’ m totally down to talk more ! Feel free to shoot me a DM !", "@USER @USER No worries . But to answer your anti theist question yes I am against all religion because I am not into lies being peddled as truth . 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER I was raised Catholic and it was extremely detrimental to my mental and emotional health . I have talked to many people raised evangelical who have gotten away from it and the things they have lived through .. it's extremely upsetting .", "@USER @USER Oh man . My dad is ex catholic , so I know what he had to deal with . Sorry you had such a horrible experience"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah because women and girls are never treated less than anyone else . Denying the reality of sex will have no impact on women's legal rights or identifying discrimination . #SoMuchSarcasm", "context": ["The sheer viciousness of attacks on @USER for affirming that \" sex is real \" remind me how Galileo was sent to the Inquisition for saying the Earth moves around the Sun . Doctors & scientists are denying science for fear of the mob .", "@USER @USER Yep . They ’ ve created a dogma with its own blasphemy laws . Chilling .", "@USER @USER @USER I think the disappointment lies with her hashtag . She wrote stories that many kids who felt different / were treated as less because of their differences clung to . Her supporting someone who is desperately trying to exclude ppl she doesnt understand is heartbreaking , I'm sure"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER You accuse me of being multiple people yet you have multiple twitter accounts . ", "context": ["That's nonsense , IMO . 17 , 18 , and 19 year olds can read this without it being a problem .", "@USER Then again , my reasoning is that #teenagers swear anyways - even girls ! It's a #YAcliche that nobody ever said a bad word .", ". @USER Yeah , but personally , I could really do without the curse words . It makes intelligent characters sound less than .", "@USER My very intelligent MC , @USER , begs to differ . She swears occasionally to make her relate better , sound less elite ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Of course ! And I've found atheists know more about the bible than most Christians .", "context": ["If Jesus was back among us , he'd be a law-abiding gun owner . He'd support the Police . And he'd say \" Merry Christmas \" not \" Happy Holidays . \"", ". @USER Tell me where in the bible Jesus ever carried a weapon . Tell me where he expressed support of man-made laws . I'll wait .", "@USER I wondered when my 6 years of catholic school would pay off . @USER", "@USER @USER I actually know the answer to this question , but I despise @USER , so I'm not helping .", "@USER Heh . I'm an atheist , but if you're interested , I'll DM you the secret !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but if your name was Muhammad and you planted a bomb ... anything yet ? I'm making a satirical comparison .", "context": ["@USER @USER he is though . Now you know how US Muslims feel .", "@USER @USER and U . S . Muslims don't feel anything close to \" that way . \" they are like everyone else .", "@USER @USER of course they do . Every time you blame them . It's not nice being stereotyped is it ?", "@USER @USER but he must be.He has a Christian name and he looks Christian . See how it works ? He's a Christian terrorist .", "@USER @USER atheist also have xtian names and look xtian . So no , I don't .", "@USER @USER but his family are Christian , he must be . He comes from a Christian background . Walk a mil … ", "@USER @USER the article didn't say his family is a xtian or that he is a xtian . My name is \" john \" doesnt mean im xtian ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" We need to think for ourselves \" while promoting blatantly false WRP propaganda .", "context": ["... and here we go . @USER supporters adopting Trump slogans . Exactly what I'm worried about .. migration of Tr … ", "@USER @USER You should be worried Markham - the people are starting to ask tough questions about th … ", "I'm really interested in this tough questions comment . You threatening me ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER We simply do not have to buy what you and the other \" experts \" are selling . You realize … ", "@USER @USER @USER Another #WRP supporter proudly vowing to discount facts and experts How utterly unsurprising !", "@USER @USER @USER I think it is really about taking a hard look at the so-called experts . Too ma … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER I love it how you contradict yourself : \" people say \" roflol #fail #hypocrite ", "context": ["We need to confirm no election hacking after widely confirmed deliberate attempts by the Russians to do so #recount ", "@USER @USER roflol . \" widely confirmed \" is NOT the same as evidence . Stop spinning LEAKS into HACKS . #fools #recount", "@USER @USER what evidence do u have against hillary ? bs books and ' ppl say ' . ur such a hypocrite , how do u stand urself ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER she created this mess and she knows it ... her own staffers words lol #facts", "context": ["Congressman John Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping his district , which is in horrible shape and falling apart ( not to ...", "@USER be careful what American heroes your criticize . Millions of us regard you as illegitimate and stand with Rep . Lewis .", "@USER John Lewis has spent a lifetime fighting bigots like yourself and those you will install in the cabinet . He won't stop now .", "@USER @USER @USER An American hero like you will NEVER be , Your Yellowness", "@USER @USER @USER just because u were a hero at one pt - doesnt give u a pass to b a n … ", "@USER Forbes estimated the combined worth of Clinton's is $ 45 million . They could have easily made that on speeches and book sales .", "@USER yep and opening up a couple of wars & placement of a few Ambassadors & State Dept contracts $ $ $ 🤑 🤑 🤑", "@USER Where is that in their tax returns ? I mean they DID actually release theirs so that can be verified ( or not ) in them , correct ?", "@USER @USER she never attended event . how is that pay 2play . trump making $ 500000 for new years eve party is pay to play . hypocrite"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Totally agreed . It is not race . High time some bigots know that it is not a big deal even if a church is desecrated . Find the culprit and move on . ’ it ’ s not some ash being smuggled in ’ 😊", "context": ["Did he desecrate the church because he is mentally unstable or is he mentally unstable because he desecrated a church ? Or is mental stability the convenient get out of jail card ? ", "@USER @USER Oh , and we are not in the business of identifying his race ? If it ’ s a Muslim place of worship , the narrative would have been different . It would start with ‘ Abu chin Peng , Perhimpunan komunis , salah bendera , negaraku bahasa cina dan aibkan masjid ’ pendatang dah melampau !", "@USER @USER At this stage , it ’ s quite right not to mention his ethnicity . The trick is not to mention ethnicity in other circumstances as well .", "@USER @USER Was being sarcastic 😊 how things were different if they were the other way round .", "@USER @USER Yeah , I totally got that but wanted to emphasise your point . We have to stop thinking or asking , “ what race ah ? ” , whenever there ’ s been a crime , accident or tragedy . Our responses shouldn ’ t be conditioned by our prejudices ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER so BASICALLY the same way we felt for the last eight years ? ?", "context": ["Democratic Rep . Luis Gutiérrez to boycott Trump's inauguration over \" hatred , bigotry \" ", "@USER What hate ? This man is a congressman and a gentleman @USER", "@USER @USER if u can't see the hypocrisy then u are part of the problem .", "@USER There is no hypocrisy in @USER & any minority standing against white supremacy he will make Latinos a force @USER", "@USER @USER @USER you realize that latinos and blacks voted for Trump , right ? R they … ", "@USER @USER @USER Roderick is showing us his bias , racism and hatred for whites . I think we should let him", "@USER Huh ? Stop with the meth you're not making sense @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I knew you would start to spew if I just allowed u the opportunity . Thanks 4 proving me right ! rofl !", "@USER @USER @USER Just guessing , but a beautiful pic of Trump will fuel the flames of Roderick's … ", "@USER This sums up how black , Latino , Native Am , Lib voters feel . Not funny , Trump voters think so . OK laugh . … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I know right ! They go to church on Sundays and worship a jew from the middle east", "context": ["Breaking news from Hollywood ! Sen . Chuck Schumer cast in lead role for remake of \" Boys Don't Cry . \"", "Breaking news from Heaven , God tells @USER that his son , Jesus wept . Also , tells Huckabee that he's an asshole", "@USER @USER @USER Wait until he finds out Jesus was a practicing Jew , even though he didn't need practice ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If it ’ s on the internet and defames PRESIDENT OBAMA , it MUST be true ...", "context": ["An Iranian terrorist who orchestrated attacks that injured and killed US soldiers got blown up by @USER . Hard to see how any patriotic U . S . Rep could feel “ ill ” about that . ", "@USER @USER I feel ill about a rogue POTUS taking the first strike without Congressional approval . I feel ill about the number of people that have resigned from the Trump Admin . There's plenty to feel ill about , like Rep . Jim Banks enabling lawlessness , celebrating it even .", "@USER @USER @USER Obama droned a US citizen . Without congressional approval . I ’ m sure you were up in arms about that . 🤫 😳 . Ohh . And a wedding . Crickets 🦗 as well . Google it ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ d add the dozen or so more throughout your feed , but the irony would still float right above your head . #Potmeetkettle", "context": ["I will be signing our very large and comprehensive Phase One Trade Deal with China on January 15 . The ceremony will take place at the White House . High level representatives of China will be present . At a later date I will be going to Beijing where talks will begin on Phase Two !", "@USER Shortly thereafter Trump will be heading to Beijing to start on phase 2 . Is there anything this man can ’ t do ? What a president ! ! #AmericaFirst #FourMoreYears", "@USER @USER \" Is there anything this man can't do ? \" Tell the truth and not cheat on his wife ?", "@USER @USER @USER Bet you gave a pass for raping huh . 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER @USER 🤣 🤣 🤣 Yeah . Trolling my account for a like from five years ago means that I believe Bill Clinton was an honorable man . You totally burned me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER would have been pointing out your D speaker had mailer paid by 3 corps thanks to #citizensunited", "context": [". @USER responds to House staffer @USER : \" The person is dead . This is not a living trust . ' '", "@USER @USER coming from a political party that celebrates Supreme Court decisions that treat corporations as people", "@USER @USER @USER as opposed to the one that treats corpses as voters ?", "@USER @USER @USER That is an outrageous lie that you should immediately retract.Unbelievable what the Rs get away with"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I bet you ask that same question to City fans outside THE EITHAD AIRWAYS Stadium 😂 #GLOBALCITYFANS", "context": ["🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁥 󠁮 󠁧 󠁿 “ I ’ d have Greenwood in every squad . ” 👏 “ He could be special . ” 🙏 “ I just feel they should just nurture him along & see if he can cope . ” Alan Brazil says #MUFC ’ s Mason Greenwood should go to Euro 2020 ! 👀 Thoughts on this ? 💭 ", "@USER It's far too soon . One of the best natural finishers I've ever seen but let the lad develop .", "@USER @USER @USER Funny seeing City fans act like United fans don ’ t know what quality is 😂 They ’ ve literally only won FOUR titles despite spending billions on mercinaries who couldn ’ t find their empty stadium on a map . Pipe down .", "@USER @USER @USER Empty stadium but 3rd most full in country . Where u from Nigeria ?", "@USER @USER @USER Interesting , I love it when City fans bring up skewed stats as if people who criticize their attendance don ’ t have eyes .. you do realize we all read the articles about how your club reports higher numbers and the GMP show it ’ s always actually lower 😂 parody never ends .", "@USER @USER @USER I was genuinely hoping you ’ d ask that again ! Classic small-time City xenophobia .. best part is they ’ ve become a comical version of everything they hate . Foreign owners , coach , squad full of players who barely speak the language & now 90 % of your fanbase are foreign ex-CFC fans 😂 ", "@USER @USER @USER Where u from ? How many games you been this season ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER only would of been better if it had come from @USER", "context": ["Many Democratic colleagues tell me they have heavy pressure from left wing radicals to oppose everything even before they know what it is", "@USER @USER well gee golly . Kinda sounds like the last 15 years of politics . #BreakingNews", "@USER @USER he's gettin the hang of this whole political thing ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER #lol ... The world has seen the true colors of the USA = spray tanned Hitler #welldone", "context": ["Man , why do I follow so many intolerable liberals ? they know only 1 opinion.their own.no free thinking with them . #Trump #lovemyownopinion", "@USER Don't worry Rachel , the reality of #Trump winning will ' grab you by the p_ssy ' soon enough #notmywords #fyi", "@USER yeah when laws are enforced not suggestions and America is back on top ! Not sold to ISIS and the Saudis"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER My revelation does not come from a human / god sacrifice yours does .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I tweeted this to somebody today . Read Revelation 21:1- 7 then Psalm 16:11 then ask again .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't want to live forever no matter what lies the Bible spews at me .", "@USER @USER @USER i don't believe you . You're lying to yourself . If you were indestructible , no pain ...", "@USER @USER @USER you would have no concept of time . And you're gonna be to busy enjoying perfect love ! Come on !", "@USER @USER @USER so you would choose to cease to exist to enjoy a life in complete and utter joy for eternity ?", "@USER @USER @USER cease to exist over enjoying a life in perfect love , peace , and joy with tons of people u love ?", "@USER @USER @USER have you ever had a moment where you couldn't contain yourself because you were so overjoyed ?", "@USER @USER @USER I've had times when I was very happy , yes .", "@USER @USER @USER well think of that happiness multiplied in intensity by infinity sustained for eternity .", "@USER @USER @USER no thank you , being happy is enough I don't need it to be intensified by infinity .", "@USER @USER @USER well that's what God is . He is infinitely happy ! I think you're lying to yourself again .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm happy , no lies you tell me will convince me that I'm not .", "@USER @USER @USER The historically consistent issue that Xians have : \" How can you be ha … ", "@USER @USER @USER It is weird to me that OT verses are cited to invoke JC when they refer to another", "@USER @USER @USER That's why u need revelation by the Holy spirit .", "@USER @USER @USER I have revelation already And experience it daily Just not the Jesus version", "@USER @USER @USER That very enlightenment and revelation you have is darkness ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the irony of choosing the name @USER and then espousing thoroughly debunked claptrap . The hilarious of it all .", "context": ["#Atheist #AP666 #Atheism I am not a racist I am an anti theist ", "@USER These charts are have no confirmed truth , that's the irony . #Debunked", ". @USER / yeah and dinosaur fossils are fake or was that the moon landing ? Wait so u believe in the flat earth thing too"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This Is YOUR president back when Obama won # NotMyPresident #NeverTrump ", "context": ["Just had a very open and successful presidential election . Now professional protesters , incited by the media , are protesting . Very unfair !", "@USER The people of this country are speaking to you . It's your job to listen to them now . Stop tweeting and listen .", "@USER @USER they are not speaking they're protesting democracy / fair election because their CROOK candidate lost", "@USER @USER @USER Why do all you Trumpers keep crowing it was fair when your candidate insisted it was rigged ?", "@USER @USER @USER He just said it was fair . Do you just pick & choose to believe what he says on any given day ?", "@USER The Party that demanded Trump to accept the results , are now protesting / rioting the results . Twisted liberal sheep ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Actually by staying home when you are sick you choose who not to infect . It ’ s called common courtesy .", "context": ["I just had a measles / mumps booster this week . You can too . No charge at your doctor . ", "@USER I really tried to limit my exposure to people while was having chemo , I didn ’ t want to run into one of the selfish people who carried around the disease because they couldn ’ t be bothered getting vaccinated .", "@USER @USER All the best . Many including myself do not get #vaccinated out of choice . That does not mean we go around willy nilly infecting others . Seriously during chemo you don ’ t want a cold or flu either . Personally , avoiding those who don ’ t stay home when sick is the best policy .", "@USER @USER @USER I heard you can totally control who you infect . Keep up the good work . #sadsarcasm"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If I had 1 million .. I would steal each and everything by paying off the bribe to Myntra Warehouse Employees 🤣 🤣 🤣 🙈 🙈 Join in guys #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale ", "context": ["#Contest2 Okay , now this one's gonna be interesting ! If you had 1 million rupees and had to use it all on Myntra , what would you shop for ? Tell us using #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone 5 lucky winners that make us go WHOA get Myntra vouchers worth Rs . 1000 . ", "Come on guys ! We've still not got our winners . 1 Million is a lot ... Put your thinking caps on ! Remember , the wittiest answer wins ... Don't forget to #MyntraEORS #IndiasBiggestFashionSale #EORSGameZone", "@USER If I had 1 million .. I would buy each and everything by paying off the bribe to Myntra Warehouse Employees 🤣 🤣 🤣 🙈 🙈 Join in guys @USER @USER #MyntraEORS #EORSGameZone #IndiasBiggestFashionSale "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER , my word is absolute . You can take or leave whatever u like . I don't enforce , as you're used to .", "context": ["UK Government vows to combat “ white supremacy ” by doing nothing to protect the rights of Muslim women . #SATIRIA ", "@USER @USER , what an absolute farce ? Rights of #MuslimWomen ? Their own bloody husbands / fathers treat them like trash . #WakeUp", "@USER @USER @USER are you saying all Muslims treat their children / wives like trash ? 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER , I don't recall you reading \" all \" in my comment . Do explain ? I'm not playing this game with you Hani .", "@USER @USER @USER did you or did you not generalise ? And I'm not stalking you ! Your statement was absurd 😏", "@USER @USER @USER , did you , or did you not incorrectly read ? Absurdity is Islam's double standards and hypocrisy .", "@USER @USER @USER that's irrelevant to your generalisation of 1.5 billion people even if many do mistreat women", "@USER @USER @USER , your interaction of avoiding my questions is telling of ur stand . It's very relevant , that's the issue", "@USER @USER @USER OK let's assume it is relevant 😂 where is the double standards and hypocrisy .", "@USER @USER @USER , where's not the double standard & hypocrisy ? It's sticks out like a black eye w / Islam . I'm not playing", "@USER @USER @USER am I supposed to take your word for it ? Are your words absolute ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER We get that you want to play nicey-nice with a fellow Mr Man who thinks it's OK discriminate bc you're not equal .", "context": ["@USER @USER Yup , dig deep enough and you find him A-OK with Jim Crow .", "@USER in neighborhoods hence why there was so much support for the Civil Rights Movement the people where ahead of their Govt .", "@USER I think it's more regional--Deep South was not in favor of it . George Wallace ran a presidential campaign against it .", "@USER the Civil Rights Movement and the American people who were behind it forcing the Govt to change its ways .", "@USER Anyway , there is deep , deep division about suing bakers and photographers crap , and most ppl I know over here hate it . Dumb .", "@USER I know it's like all groups you got fringe elements who take things to extreme and get everyone in that group looking bad", "@USER Seriously . And then they sue you . Ok , i'm off , thanks for bridging divide with dignity and respect . Have a good day ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" you conservatives really don't know how to listen , huh . Only thing you can preach is \" guns \" and \" freedom \"", "context": ["@USER they no doubt class themselves as liberals as wel", "@USER @USER I'm a liberal and I love this page . Why do you have to group us together like that ...", "@USER @USER You're doing the grouping . I stated that THEY would class themselves as liberals . I'm a liberal . Your point ?", "@USER @USER just the way you worded it made it sound like being liberal is a bad thing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER if you make a point faster it becomes more true", "context": ["Barça : have any team ever been in such a good position ( top of the league , in the CL last 16 , have best player in world ) and bad position ( coach a dead man walking , main striker out for 4 months , can't defend ) simultaneously ?", "@USER @USER Messi is the only reason this Barca team is still in contention for all three trophies this reason . Messi is the reason Valverde still has a job .", "@USER @USER @USER Suarez hasn't scored an away goal in UCL in 4 years , Sid . Messi and Ter Stegen the two constants .", "@USER @USER @USER Can only assume you didn ’ t read the tweet I was replying too"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER LOL Yeah , I Must Be Projecting bc You're Infallible , huh ? LOL Suit Yourself , Your Loss . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Etc Sieg Obama , Heil Hillary , Etc", "context": ["Gym 🚿 Johnson aka #ShoutyMcShirtsleeves would like you to believe in an #ImpeachmentHoax because apparently facts aren ’ t enough ; under-oath-witnesses aren ’ t enough , a long pattern of obstruction isn ’ t enough . #CareerCriminal just won ’ t stop committing crimes .", "@USER Ya Know in Lincoln's Day , Democrats Believed Their Blood Was ' Racially Pure ' , Whereas Today You Believe Your #Antiracist Thoughts Are Racially Pure .. ? #GOP #PartyOfLincoln Love Ya !", "@USER Stop projecting your confused thoughts on me , Euan . I ’ m not intrigued or interested ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER when I got taught how to use an epi pen the dr told me to go straight for the neck 😂 😂", "context": ["5 years ago I had an embarrassing mishap with an epi pen and fired it through my thumb 😂 Never forgotten the walk o … ", "@USER are you sure it was not something stronger , like sugar ! ;) 😂", "@USER After I'd stopped screaming I think it was more like \" oh fudge \" 😂 x", "@USER @USER Ouch ! Hubby once had to inject a patient with Epi Pen and it was the wrong way up so he injected himself !", "@USER @USER Oh Lordy ! I was lucky due to it going straight through , I didn't get a full dose - & only a paeds dose at that !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yep . Well east of tracks . All bus lights flashing with stop sign out . Can't take pic . Driving . .", "context": ["If there is no median , * all * lanes are required to stop . Failure to do so is $ 400 - $ 2000 fine and 6 demerit points on … ", "@USER I see that offense almost every day on king / front near Trailhead / grain elevator", "@USER @USER To be clear .. this is only when the top lights and stop sign .. not the hazards they turn on at the train tracks"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER who even are you ? ! autocorrect wanted * ate you *", "context": ["@USER I couldn't do twitter if all I talked about was Edu . H / T to those who do", "@USER @USER I still haven't found my edutwitter \" niche . \" Individuals , yes , but mostly it doesn't apply to my assignment", "@USER @USER @USER Or you could be like me and And almost never participate in the chats ' designed for you '", "@USER @USER @USER I pretty much only participate in #totallyrossome and #weirded anyway ☺ ️", "@USER @USER @USER The people are more real in those chats . Less stuffiness , more personality", "@USER @USER @USER Seriously though , having a sarcastic or witty reply makes you the ' jerk ' in some chats", "@USER @USER @USER been told multiple times to cool it on sarcasm & GIFs . Just giv … ", "@USER @USER @USER What kind of T would we be if we can't even have fun talking with others ONLINE ?", "@USER @USER @USER RIGHT ! ? ! ? Be creative , build relationships , enjoy teaching BUT HERE THERE ARE RULES", "@USER @USER @USER Hey , may I have y'all permission to share this thread as part of my hw ?", "@USER @USER @USER just cut it off at tweet about you waiting until literally last minute 😻", "@USER @USER @USER Coming back after having my phone off for Sher … ", "@USER @USER @USER it's ok , I tend to miss a lot of cool convos too ... … ", "@USER @USER @USER Welp , now I want to watch Shawn of the Dead"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The billionaires in Trumps cabinet , Goldman Sachs ties , shall I continue ? And your side whined about HRC and Goldman .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 👍 that is not going 2 happen , the only time leftists R on our side is when they need something ! 😂", "@USER Please sign - President : Declare ANTIFA a terrorist organization - Sign the Petition ! via @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Just wondering if you think the KKK is a terrorist organization ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , it once was . 100 years ago . Now far right wing aka Republican not Democratic Party", "@USER @USER @USER who was it that had violence protests in the last 48 hours shutting down conservatives 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Derek was there ... saw him on the news 😏", "@USER @USER @USER Yes . I was hosting Milo and disappointed people didn't hear him spew hate and ignorance", "@USER @USER @USER It's been fun ladies , but have to get back to work . Till next time !", "@USER @USER @USER No next time , quit trolling me & other people wasting our time !", "@USER @USER @USER Block & do me the favor , what the left does best is try 2 silence people u disagree with !", "@USER You took oath to defend Constitution . Yet Trump has publicly threatened both 1st and 14th Amendments . And has ties to Russia .", "@USER quit making up lies and get lost bother someone else !", "@USER Bill , not a lie but fact . He wants to reduce freedom of the press ( 1st A ) and limit citizenship rights ( 14thA ) . What's next ?", "@USER 🙄 quit using false fear tactics 2 gain support ! Trump nominated Judge Gorsuch a founding fathers constitutionalist !", "@USER And Obama wished to appoint Garland , also a Constitutionalist . But we digress , Trump attacked both 1st and 14th A .", "@USER Garland in the mainstream of Democrats who believe in making not using laws based on their agenda , money drives their agenda"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER After what's just come out , how tf can you say stuff like that ? Then on top of it , call someone else an airhead ... #seriously", "context": ["So it was all lies . No treason . No spying on the campaign . No tapping Trumps wires . It was just good people trying to protect America . ", "@USER Just how bad was the FBI ’ s Russia FISA ? 51 violations and 9 false statements .. Criminal conspiracy to defraud the FISA court is what Comey did", "@USER @USER Awww ... airhead here is trying to cover up the fact that Trump's been lying the last two years . What a good dog she is , barking what she is told and looking the other way like a good coward ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Appeal to perfection . You have a lot of talking points , but none of them line up with reality . Emotional appeals .", "context": ["@USER A member of my family is mentally disabled . Not funny . Maybe don't use that \" joke \" next time .", "Interesting . So you're saying I should be more PC ? Some of you can learn ? #ironic @USER", "@USER You lump me in with \" some of you \" . You don't know me . Separate people and ideas .", "Quick look at your TL says you're something of a Trumpkin , with a general hatred of liberals . Simple logic . @USER", "@USER People like @USER have no idea about actual policy or its effects . All they know is they HATE liberals . #UnAmerican", "@USER @USER I do have an idea about policies . Libs are tagged \" bleeding heart \" for a reason . Short term and overemotional", "Well , certainly . If you're simple enough to buy into a stereotype . @USER @USER", "@USER I doubt @USER is aware of the destruction wrought on economies and taxpayers by trickle-down economics . #LookItUp", "@USER @USER Haha there is no such thing as \" trickle down \" Derogatory term . Better name is supply side .", "Actually , the term was coined by David Stockman , Reagan's budget director . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER And Bush Sr called it Voodoo economics . So ?", "So it's less of an economic plan , and more of a method of transferring money to the pockets of the rich . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER Thus increasing poverty , which leads directly to crime , which harms America . But DAMN THOSE LIBRULLS", "@USER @USER The war on drugs hurt's inner cities . Teen unemployment in cities is very high", "@USER @USER Which party is fighting tooth and nail to keep wages low and eliminate worker protections ? Look at the facts", "@USER @USER Rampant unchecked illegal immigration keeps wages low . Big biz donated to dems . Also this ", "@USER @USER Nice talking point . No , the deliberate campaign of Conservative business lobbyists keeps wages low . #ALEC", "@USER @USER .. but you can't make employers hire employees . Business is not in business of hiring . Not their goal .", "@USER @USER And yes , you can give incentives to companies - and workers . Policy isn't incapable of shaping a market .", "@USER @USER This can , and did happen . How much do you want govt involved ? It's a big hammer . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER True that . Coughlin is available . Bring him back ! ! !", "context": ["If the Giants can't get Matt Rhule - - who grew up in New York - - out of Waco they should just shut it down completely", "@USER So is Gettleman running the search ? Gettleman is the wild card ...", "@USER he is and they're sticking with Gettleman . again , if they can't get Rhule in this particular circumstance , they have no reason to exist"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "It's not your America , it ain't mine either . You said we want power , and you think America is yours ? @USER @USER", "context": ["No , protestors , you are not entitled to free education #tlot #ronpaul ", "@USER @USER Under socialism , all education - including college - is indeed free to anyone who can pass the entrance exams .", "@USER @USER @USER free = stolen from someone else who was productive", "Capitalism fed , clothed untold hundreds of millions . Socialism starves , tortures them to death . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER so it's OK to fu * k over your fellow man & the planet in the name of capitalism . Getting rich is all !", "@USER @USER @USER your hipocracy knows no bounds , if you don't like OUR America , get out !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I can only imagine the fun KingGeorge is having writing great jokes .", "context": ["@USER stated \" The Majority of Americans love Hillary \" Let's see if he's right : Answer & Retweet #FridayFeeling Good Friday", "@USER @USER the world hates Hillary she is a criminal . He's deluded .", "@USER @USER @USER World hates #IllegitimatePresident with exception of #ComradePutin and he might be tiring of him .", "@USER @USER @USER you don't have a clue . Go apply for a prison pass and see if u can visit Hillary in prison .", "@USER @USER @USER Lol . Hillary not going to prison . Stop believing #FakeNews and #illegitimatePresident Lies 😲 😲 😲", "@USER @USER @USER Hillary & O committed treason , she & Obama assassinated ppl . If we had a gud DOJ they'd b in jail", "@USER You know I'm right . Better apply for ur visitation pass to visit Hillary in prison . Shes evil ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sorry , did someone give you the right ot judge others , whilst condemning them for judging ?", "context": ["Because the BBC is a responsible broadcaster which hires the best people ? ", "@USER @USER @USER oh pity the bbcs ratings are falling then ! !", "@USER @USER Says the man believing in a holy ghost ...", "@USER @USER How patronising ; so , you know better about women's rights that women and can better defend minorities ?", "@USER @USER Never said that , did I ? Would never claim such a thing . Maybe you're tweeting the wrong person ?", "@USER @USER No , I'm tweeting the guy who told me off for mocking religion without reading all the Tweets . Transference .", "@USER @USER Sorry , was there some context which made your tweet acceptable ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Interesting that the Uber / Lyft thing that we started has now spread @USER", "context": ["THREAD : I have people close to me stuck in the Aussie bushfire zone - which is spread over more than 500 MILES & counting We need to understand what they're going through Because many of them are living a reality where government doesn't save you & no electricity = no internet", "Yesterday I retweeted a guy who was aghast after having discovered that he'd been issued an evacuation notice by his local government , in a town which had no diesel fuel . How am I supposed to get out of here ? He asked . This is the reality they're facing ", "Even for those lucky enough to have fuel , many have no idea which roads to take or how to get out . Why ? Because they have no electricity and therefore no internet , no Google maps , no functioning GPS . You can't call an Uber to get you out of a fire zone "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We are offended by doormats with Indian Flag __ but not when Indian Women are treated like doormats .", "context": ["All Indians all over the World please boycot Amazon till this 👇 is removed from the website with an unconditional ap … ", "@USER pity that our patriotism sentiments lies in flags , Lets respect fellow indians more than the flags . India is made of people .", "@USER Why should it be either / or ? We should respect both our people & the symbols that stand for our nation .", "@USER Yes I agree but y so much outrage for Flag but silence and no such outrage in loss of Indians due to govt action ? Ironic ?", "@USER I think there is outrage but there is a difference between how an internal matter v / s an external matter is looked at .", "@USER lets not get carried away with perception and forget the reality that Govt inaction on loss of lives has less priority over symbol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER have you seen the \" tolerant \" left that wants free speech assaulting people trying to speak ?", "context": ["News Alert : @USER , @USER suspend travel ban enforcement after judge's ruling . ", "@USER @USER @USER if one Islamic extremist slips through . The judge and the left as a whole had blood on their hands", "@USER @USER @USER Trump has blood on his hands for CA mosque shooting", "@USER @USER @USER ridiculous . So you can blame an American president for the actions of a Canadian in Canada ? ! #loser", "@USER @USER @USER you kidding ? You don't think that shooter wasn't inspired by the words by this president ? Get real", "@USER @USER @USER kind of like son of Sam listening to his dog . Always looking for an excuse", "@USER @USER @USER or listening to the leader of the free world , who is basically goading these guys into it", "@USER @USER @USER you're not making sense . But that's liberal logic at work", "@USER @USER @USER you're ignoring the obvious . Alt right logic at work", "@USER @USER @USER there is nothing being ignored . Your taking an isolated incident and blaming a US president ? #logic", "@USER @USER @USER not isolated . Have you paid attention at all to the hate crimes by emboldened dirt bags ? Wake up"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER lol so let me get this straight you don't like a little witty twitter and I'm the libtard ? lol Oo the", "context": ["> 32 years old > Divorced > Nose ring > \" Purposeful Pop \" I present to you the saddest woman in the world : ", "@USER your president ... > 70 years old > divorced 3 times > assaulted the nation with his twitter account I present to you ... trump", "@USER @USER get yourself a Costco pack of tissues lil brah and crawl in bed for a few years ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Each entitled to our opinion AND ( dude I don ’ t quite understand your use of upper case so I thought I ’ d ADD a COUPLE if it was a VISION issue of yours 👓 ) anyway you know mine , so we ’ ll simply have to agree to disagree . #Humour 😉", "context": ["Amy Poehler takes the stage to kick off NBCUni #TCA20 day as she impersonates NBC communications exec Chip Sullivan . And she's doing a bang-up job !", "Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will host the 2021 Golden Globes ! ! ! #TCA20", "@USER Good , can't stand Gervais in this capacity . I have a feeling most of the guests couldn't , which is why they released this welcome news so early .", "@USER @USER most bad people dont like being reminded that they're bad people", "@USER @USER @USER Would you , general consensus globally was did a brilliant job of roasting some of the woke glitterati , sycophants surrounding them give some precious celebs the delusion their hypocritical speeches are more valid than the average person , that & an irony deficiency .", "@USER @USER @USER Gervais jokes were lame and not funny . Fey / Pohler are equally hard hitting AND funny . THAT , should be the ONLY criteria for a host . NOT pleasing weirdo Trumplicking redhats who like forgetting that their orange idol panted after H'wood for decades trying to be in those circles ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Not used literally . An allusion to wandering buddhist monks .", "context": ["The racist internment of Japanese-Americans during World War II was a shameful chapter in American history . We're n … ", "@USER You have a lot of opinions about Islam , but where have you gotten it from ?", "@USER No problem w / islam , but w / radical islam .", "@USER BTW i was profiled as IRA back 1990 at an airport in england . Harassed . Interrogated ...", "@USER Ha ! No , but i did feel important for a while .", "@USER Ok , let's try something else . Your profile says you're an ascetic in SE Asia . Are you a Buddhist ?", "@USER You are an ascetic ? What does that mean ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yep . the demonstrable , repeatable science with models possessing explanatory power is always wrong . while your unsubstantiated faith is right . #creatards #BibleIdolatry", "context": ["This is what happens when #atheists try to mess with Gods laws . ", "@USER actually that demonstrates what happens when #creatards try to do science based on he bible .", "@USER The bible is 100 % scientifically accurate . It is your science which is wrong ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER LOL where Christians appropriated Pagan holidays , it seems like Western atheists appropriating Christian holidays ! _", "context": ["@USER @USER a cultural holiday of family , love , and giving", "@USER @USER is Easter etc also a \" cultural holiday of family , and giving \" ? 👀", "@USER @USER easter is less developed and less important culturally", "@USER @USER easter isn't a big deal . No month of celebrating", "@USER @USER ur own personal perspective ? I'm not religious nor atheist so want to understand ur answers first :)", "@USER no that's a fact . Christmas is the number one holiday in western countries", "@USER Over 2 Billion Christians GLOBALLY , with a sizeable number of that recognizing , and celebrating , Easter ! 🤔 Not \" big \" ?", "@USER and Easter is far more purely religious , as the only major part of it is church", "@USER ... personal perspective or based on consumer behaviour vs Christmas ? Number of religious ppl celebrating vs non-religious ppl", "@USER far fewer non-Christians celebrate Easter , almost nothing closes , there are few to no decorations , it's just church", "@USER Now the question is , what are the non-Christians celebrating during Easter then ? Cultural gathering & family as well ? LOL", "@USER I don't know why you lol , yes it's still cultural and family", "@USER LOL so do atheists also celebrate cultural gahering & family during Ramadan & Diwali ? Or is it based on which is more", "@USER Yes & I want to understand WHY ! Y not celebrate cultural gathering & family on any other random day ? Dnt wanna feel left out ?", "@USER Why not ? Christmas itself was super random to ancient Christians / Nazarenes and mostly beneficial to Romans ...", "@USER My brain just can't wrap around why Christmas ... Seasonal consumerism benefits ? Surely so right ? 🤔", "@USER CHRISTMAS IS FUN . How much more clear can I make it ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER what does that word mean ? I tried looking at the hastag but it was very confusing .", "context": ["Strava ’ s “ Log In ” button is right on a woman ’ s chest and it makes me feel awkward when I click it . ", "@USER also don't tell women , who see the aspirational figures as their best selves and are thus interested in their products / services", "@USER @USER anyone who's done an actual outdoor thing after seeing an outdoor ad will probably catch on , Colin .", "@USER @USER i went outside and it was nothing like instagram wtf", "@USER @USER @USER there are four figures worth of gear in my #outsideisfree ' gram but i see no irony there"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Listen , you've said that several times now . It's rude . And you what else ? It's tearing down . Cool it .", "context": ["@USER Do you seriously need to be introduced to the Jesus clearly spelled out in Scripture ? If so , read John's Gospel . @USER @USER", "But really @USER re-read this : \" How do I get my culture to understand the message of the cross ? Start at Genesis ! \" It makes no sense", "First , none of us understands wholly . Because understanding is not the point . Faith is not understanding . @USER", "Belief is the point . Faith is a gift . We will never understand . We have to come as a child . @USER", "Secondly , we don't win \" culture . \" If you're after winning \" culture , \" you're in a culture war . Not discipleship . Not evangelism @USER", "Jesus wasn't after a culture . Ham is after fighting a fictional culture war . But Jesus was winning souls . He talked to people @USER", "So starting at some bizarre 20th century read of Genesis is not going to win people to Jesus . It's just not . @USER", "So that's why I respond . To point to Jesus . Period . @USER", "@USER Since culture is polytheistic / atheistic . We must introduce them to God the Creator & their sin before they see their need 4 Jesus .", "@USER Twitter is not an acceptable forum for dialogue . Can't speak in context with 150 characters or less .", "@USER If you want to discuss these things , you are welcomed to e-mail me . I'll DM you .", "@USER I'd encourage you to focus on serving Jesus through His Church instead of attacking BJ or other orgs Eternally unprofitable .", "@USER Uh . Thanks . I've got this . I know what God has called me to do . Don't need the help . I am a scholar . I am pointing out error .", "@USER It's a shame to waste such a gifted mind on negative attacks rather than positive discipleship . Don't u long to hear \" well done \" ?", "@USER Assumptions came from looking through some of your Twitter feed . Very negative . Lots of tearing down"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you don't seem to realise you are acting like you say Trump does ___", "context": ["Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election ! Why didn't these people vote ? Celebs hurt cause badly .", "@USER please have someone else run this account so you stop discrediting the people you claim to serve", "@USER @USER like everyone discrediting his presidency , Dems not attending inauguration , and claiming not my president ?", "@USER @USER or like our current president claiming our last one was not born here ?", "@USER @USER I'm guessing these tweets could go back and forth all day . Both parties need to move forward .", "@USER @USER @USER We did . We matched yesterday around the damn world . Moving forward with impeachment .", "@USER @USER @USER does a democratic vote only work when your candidate wins then ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Canada leads the way believe it or not . The states are horrible at it #Celebrities", "context": ["I'm sorry but phasing out the oil sands ? They do realize the heavy industry in the east dwarfs the amount of pollu … ", "@USER depends on what you mean by phase out . Over the course of 100-150 years ? definitely .", "@USER is there even that much up there to mine ? I doubt they have 75 years left to go .", "@USER @USER I would put it at around 60-65 years myself . I too would also like to know this timeline .", "@USER @USER @USER I know there was enough coal for ~ 50 years at Wabamun , but that's toast too .", "@USER @USER @USER i've worked enough pilot projects that were funded by the government to know this can work .", "@USER @USER @USER currently exist , so we need fossil fuel to get energy . Instead of shutting it down make it better and cleaner .", "@USER @USER @USER the number of years left is probably closer to 200 . Not only that if you count SAGD then 300-400 min", "@USER @USER @USER so much deep below the surface & the tech is getting more advanced for the hard to get at reserves", "@USER @USER @USER And the environmental impact from importing via ship is riskier . Oceans at risk .", "@USER @USER @USER just wait until they figure out technology to drill deeper in the ocean . More there than on land .", "@USER @USER @USER it's bad enough that we are radiating from Japan and killing the oceans as it is .", "@USER @USER @USER after we are all dead and gone that's where it's going to go . Population will force it to happen", "@USER @USER @USER Canada is a drop in the bucket . Improving technology and safety is key . Canada can lead the way ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER just wondering what size her bouquet was ? she was 4 months pregnant when wed LOL", "context": ["Finally found pic of Grandma's to find his Regt . @USER @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER Beautiful photo what a lovely thing to have .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , I love it ! Wanted bouquet like hers when I got married but told by florist I was too short ! 😕", "@USER @USER @USER Never to short for a bouquet like that's it's absolutely beautiful .", "@USER @USER @USER My Nan lost 2 brothers in WW1 , she used to say bigger the bouquet bigger brides belly LOL", "@USER @USER @USER I know what was she like ? less than 5 foot tall butter wouldn't melt Granny ! LOL Xx"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Commenting on another club's attendances whilst not attending your own games . _", "context": ["I hope we @USER get drawn away against Lincoln or Sutton in the next round of the FA Cup to give them a big pay day . #FACup x", "@USER they'd get more at your place even though it'd be half full at best", "@USER YAWN ! Why are you commenting on City & not watching your shower ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Here I am tweeting from a smartphone about taking down capitalism _ We're trapped within a capitalist system .", "context": ["Some words about Black Friday and the #BuyNothingDay thing that happened ...", "We all agree capitalism and consumerism are destructive . And where we can resist greed and needless self-indulgence , we should ...", "So if you were able to do #BuyNothingDay on Black Friday . Then good for you . If it reminded you there's more to life than possessions - good", "If you did #BuyNothingDay however , the likelihood is that you've got all the things you need to survive and prosper .", "It meant you could * afford * to miss out on discounted prices . Because you'd have * enough * money to get what you needed at full price .", "In other words - you're already benefiting ( willingly or unwillingly ) from capitalism and consumerism . Things are in your favour .", "So for you #BuyNothingDay on Black Friday was a way of undoing the psychology of \" I must have more , more , more . \" But what about others ?", "What about the poor kid that was able to afford a laptop on Black Friday ? So they could study etc ?", "What about the poorer folks for whom Black Friday was a God send , to be frank , because they could buy things they otherwise couldn't afford ?", "You wanna resist capitalism and consumerism ? Good . Me too . But let's not universally shame those who shop on Black Friday ...", "( Not saying everyone who did #BuyNothingDay was shaming obvs , but some of it did have that tone ) .", "Capitalism and consumerism is every . Damn . Day . Abstaining from Black Friday just means missing out on discounts tbh .", "Abstaining on Black Friday is really a symbolic act . And a good one . If you can do it . Just don't judge those who can't .", "AND to be honest , what would be better than #BuyNothingDay would be this : #GiveSomethingDay", "If you've got the dollar to buy a laptop full price - why not give some money to charity ? Do more than abstain . Undo greed with generosity .", "Middle-class christians LOVE to be like \" lemme be revolutionary and not spend money on things I don't need anyway . \" And I'm one of them ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER the funny thing about pro choice is that the baby was never given a choice", "context": ["@USER @USER Face it you have no legitimate reason to dislike Trump nor do you address his policies foreign or domestic .", "@USER @USER I think gays deserve human rights and abortion rights and voting rights matter . trump does not .", "@USER @USER I get some people aren't pro life , they like the idea of legal murder to their own kids . as far as LGBT he's pro", "@USER @USER So we know you are an anti abortion fanatic .", "@USER @USER I'm pro life so if you don't like me for that that's your problem", "@USER @USER You called me a murderer . I think the dislike started there ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER VIDEO calls ! ? What is this , StarTrek ? Why do u want to make people do that ? It's remote anyway ! Your fault !", "context": ["Is being on time for interviews not valued anymore ? ! Especially if its remote , there is no excuse to be late ! #remotework #jobinterviews", "@USER but it's good when this kind of things happen early , it tells you who you are dealing with", "@USER Don't . Wait for them , smile like you're an idiot , like nothing happened . See their reaction.Then say you really have to go to dentist", "@USER Yes , claimed they thought the video call was a phone call despite the huge text that said otherwise lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because they are ignoring bwhat toxic masculinity is while proving it over and over and being angry that we don't act more feminine ...", "context": ["Women won ’ t acknowledge toxic femininity because that goes vehemently against their victim mentality . Since they are helpless , fluffy victims of the big , bad patriarchy - any bad act is seen as justified . 3rd wave feminism gains power by dodging accountability & responsibility .", "@USER So , please give examples of toxic femininity . I am open to hearing about it", "@USER @USER @USER Women are primary caregivers in the majority of hetero families , even when they hold a job . People who give birth are the only ones who can have postpartum mood disorders . You forgot at least 25 % face domestic violence from their partner . Your chart memes are not proof .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , women are always the victim ... and it's always men's fault , right ? 🙄 ", "@USER @USER @USER I never said that , bro . Why don't you read what I said and maybe talk to some practicing psychologists about the info I shared ? It's clearly news to you . Still waiting for an example of toxic femininity . You don't have one ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Enjoy paying twice what every other country does for healthcare . Enjoy bankruptcy when you get sick and also enjoy a decreasing life expectancy . But most of all continue to vote against your own interests . It's what Jesus would have wanted .", "context": ["If you really think that the Democrats on this stage are going to make the healthcare system better and cheaper , you haven ’ t been paying attention to the last 100 + years of government central planning", "@USER @USER If you really think that Republicans have a healthcare plan you haven't been paying attention . Or you work for a for profit insurance company .", "@USER @USER @USER I paid $ 600 more a month for ins once Obamacare kicked in . I was promised costs would go down . If that ’ s what having a plan is like , I ’ ll take no plan all damn day .", "@USER @USER @USER FOR PROFIT INSURANCE COMPANIES I can explain it to you but I can't make you understand it .", "@USER @USER @USER Obama explained it . That ’ s how he got the votes to make it happen right ? But he didn ’ t take into account those dastardly ins companies . Is that what you ’ re saying ? He either lied or was incompetent . Probably both .", "@USER @USER @USER Obama wanted single payer like every sane person in the country . Because of Repug obstructionism the ACA was the best he could do .", "@USER @USER @USER It was because of Rhinos like McCain it was even passed . “ Every sane ” person does not want single payer . Sane people don ’ t want the govt to run healtchare when they can ’ t even run the VA ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the strongest bhakts are those sitting in foreign countries holding foreign passports #WhyTheFuckArentReturningToGreatIndia", "context": ["India , day 5 . Realizing all family , young & old are Modi bhakts . Trying to convince me how he's ending corruption & making India great again", "@USER It's alienating . Public & private #ModiMobs quick to silence you if you complain . Suck it up for the good of the nation , is mantra .", "@USER Some young cousins refuse to watch #Dangal as a nationalist protest against Aamir Khan . #PK offended their Hindu sentiments .", "@USER sorry to say this , but were they born brainless ? ?", "@USER I didn't think so but this manufactured outrage against any one who dares speak up against an awesome India is fueling them", "@USER fake nationalism.When will this bull crap end ? Waiting for that day .", "@USER It's nasty . Everyone policing the other . National anthem playing in theaters just to root out critics I think .", "@USER he has truly polarised the will suffer for it .", "@USER Yes . All his bhakts , paid & unpaid , are actively spreading propaganda . Just tweeted against Modi . I'm sure bhakts r coming"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m sure if was PM , these fires would not have happened .", "context": ["The shameful last few weeks ( months , years , really ) condensed into 3 min 48 seconds . Must watch . #AustraliaBurning #auspol 👇 👇 👇 ", "@USER @USER @USER since your not acknowledging the fires maybe we should throw you in it . It wont stop them but i might make you realise this is serious oh yeah and it would feel bloody good !", "@USER @USER @USER * you're Way to get on a watch list bro !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER me neither ! But , i did kinda need a table . I guess I could sit on men's laps , in private , to pay for 1st ? #TableDancing", "context": ["@USER Someone has STOLEN all your tables on your trains and has disguised the carriage like a tube train . You s … ", "@USER Hi Alicia , there are tables in the First Class carriages , and the rear one is always declassified :) ^ Dani", "@USER but what about all the normal people ? I did try sitting on a man's lap in the declassified carriage but his wife didn't like it", "@USER Hmm not sure I blame her ! What about a seat ? ^ Dani"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Herb would only listen to Greta if either Trump endorsed her or she became a proponent of deregulation of polluting industries & corporations . cause of course corporations think about other people and not just about making the quickest easiest profit .", "context": ["What happened when ... @USER met David Attenborough for the first time ? #r4today | | @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Uh ? ... Who cares ? If this girl carried some kind of authority , I might care about this story . But she doesn't , so I don't .", "@USER @USER @USER What authority would she have to carry for you to listen to her ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "And you remainiacs talk about us living in the past .. @USER @USER @USER", "context": ["Think that's about the final nail in the coffin for the #eu .. @USER Shocking lack of control puts all of our safety in jeopardy !", "@USER yes , let's build walls across Alps , Pyrenees , Dolomites , etc . Might be a few bricks left to construct your dirty protest room", "@USER @USER Not the most effective rebuttal to his point about building walls ...", "Because it's not about \" walls \" it's about effective border control . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Germany has 3621km of borders . I guess it would a job creation scheme , albeit not a very productive one", "@USER @USER @USER very true . I reckon it would be relatively easy to do it", "@USER @USER @USER cross the border that is , not patrol every road ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Are u lot so daft to think that having good border control stops communication and cooperation ?", "@USER @USER @USER you can invest in inefficient border controls or efficient intelligence / police work . Simples .", "@USER @USER @USER Money doesn't grow on trees , nor does it grow on the side of red buses .", "@USER @USER @USER Not to mention you're not taking into account the immense benefits EU economies get from Schengen", "@USER @USER @USER How much better off is average Joe since the borders went ? Business benefits most", "@USER @USER @USER this isn't really controversial.The principle was demonstrated by Colbert in the 17th century", "@USER @USER @USER The same Colbert that supresed working men and banned workers from leaving France ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Suggesting there's only nothing or trump is the epitome of lack of nuance", "context": ["@USER Really ? If some strange dude did that to you you telling me you wouldn't sock him ?", "@USER I'm a bloke so it would be a woman doing it . In which case I'd dine out on that for a week . If it was a bloke I'd pull a face and have a good laugh .", "@USER I wouldn't be that amused , people need to learn to keep their hands to themselves .", "@USER It was nothing . Dude was happy . We need to understand not everyone is Donald Trump . We've lost nuance ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ‘ If you choose to be offended that ’ s on you ’ 🤣 🤣 🤣", "context": ["Good for Kenny Gibson raising this issue . The term ‘ cisgender ’ is inappropriate and offensive and should never be used by a public body . ", "@USER In what way is it inappropriate or offensive ?", "@USER @USER @USER Who are you to tell women what they may or may not find offensive as they battle oppression ? The monstrous ego ...", "@USER @USER @USER It's not offensive , that doesn't mean you're not offended by it . Why are you talking on behalf of all women ? The monstrous ego ...", "@USER @USER @USER Don't tell women that something they are fighting that oppresses them is fine . You have no idea what this is like for women , and I can understand you loving it , but telling women there's nothing wrong with it is a step too far . Gloating .", "@USER @USER @USER How is this oppressing Women ? If you choose to be offended that ’ s on you"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Many are racist too . Funny how that lines up eh ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I have every right to end the life of anyone and anything that tries to use my body without my consent . Doesn't matter who they are .", "@USER @USER @USER Actually , it is . You not liking it is irrelevant .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m ambivalent . Just making a legal point .", "@USER @USER @USER Doesn't look like you are . My state and country's constitution gives me the right to terminate an unwanted pregnancy as well as kill anyone who tries to violate my body . And I've done both with zero repercussions .", "@USER @USER @USER Lol , Trump's got bigger problems than trying to stack the courts with right wing judges . And even if Roe v . Wade was overturned , the power simply goes back to the states and more of them are turning blue .", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly . And women can move to those states if they want to . We are property , we can go where we want .", "@USER @USER @USER Correct . I live in CA where we respect a woman's right to choose as well as LGBT people's right to live the lifestyle and marry whoever they want .", "@USER @USER @USER Amen . NC hasn't been trying to pass these laws either . Roy Cooper blocked the last one a few yrs back . And if that changes , I'll move to a blue state .", "@USER @USER @USER A lot of pro-life asshats are anti-LGBT too . They scream adoption but try to stop LGBT people from adopting children . According to them , only straight , preferably white , Christian couples should be allowed to adopt ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER < lol ... as in \" ladies room ? ... you were blocked over a bathroom question ... @USER @USER", "context": ["Trump is asked for his thoughts on God . In rambling answer appears to put himself above God & lay claim to the Paci … ", "@USER < It's obvious Trump has never read one page of the bible . His answer is dribble . The world must think we have lost our minds .", "@USER @USER Everything he says is meaningless drivel . I cannot understand how he ever captivated crowds with this nonsense .", "@USER @USER Blithering incoherent simplifications , abrupt disconnects & sudden manic hallucinations until someone applauds ?", "@USER < Trump will never block you when you use big words . They are an unbreakable code for Trump . #Enigma #Truing @USER", "@USER @USER @USER doesn't dig when you ask if there are hidden cams in the rooms so Trump can spy … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Because you do know catholics endorse evolution , don't you ? @USER @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER ah fervour - it fills the holes you don't wish to admit you have .", "@USER @USER it's nice of the preacher to give you permission :)", "@USER @USER @USER Not permission , but if you don't want to seek God then don't . No need to make excuses ad nauseam", "@USER @USER @USER that would then be abstruseness , but don't let me interrupt you .", "@USER @USER @USER why would you consider after one post that I would be referring to you making excuses ?", "@USER @USER @USER because that is exactly what you wrote . Perhaps you didn't mean to direct it toward me ?", "@USER @USER @USER apparently you just want to fight . go fight someone else .", "@USER @USER @USER If the irony is that you are resisting Christianity by any and all means , then so be it .", "@USER @USER @USER resisting incoherent argument and weird behaviour ? Sure am !", "@USER @USER @USER Well , have fun flying through space pretending to have all the answers . Peace .", "@USER @USER @USER where have i said i have all the answers ? Sight and cite . Ta", "@USER @USER @USER You know there is no afterlife and there is no God , and there are no miracles . Anything else ?", "@USER Like we said already , we lack evidences . We take no shortcuts . Thank you . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER If you cannot understand a meme meant for a child to comprehend then you are Ignorant .", "@USER Ignorant , is when different christian denominations can't even agree on evolution . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER People who don't even know the difference between CAB and CAA are putting their views .", "context": ["Executed beautifully and garnished with deceit and lies and smokescreens by the ruling party led by BJP . ", "@USER Kukku speaking on politics hahahaha 😂 😂 😂 Yehi dekhna bacha tha", "@USER @USER That's the beauty of our country ... that all citizens can put forth their view ... be it kukku or gaitonde ... but alas some people are hell bent to put a straitjacket and a strap on mouth on anyone who wants to raise a voice 😷 😷 😷"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Moral fibre . As opposed to the other fibre", "context": ["Everyone to me : Intermittent fasting is so great , I've lost 10 kilos , you should try it . Me : If I do , I will definitely start eating people . Not in a covert Soylent Green kinda way , in a walking-up-to-a-random-stranger-and-taking-a-bite-outta-their-butt kinda way .", "@USER That ’ s quite funny . I ’ m down two weeks this time round and have lost nothing . 🤣 😭", "@USER My soul has shrivelled . I also do keto and work out consistently and the scale barely budges . No one prepares you for what to do / think / feel when nothing works .", "@USER @USER Well obviously you are both just lesser people than the people who do it with great results . * sarcasm *"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Vote BJP because the nation still stands . We want the BJP to flush it down the toilet . Vote BJP because the comparisons with Hitler isn't enough , we want Modi to surpass Hitler . Vote BJP because we are still not quite like Pakistan . BJP is trying . We have to get there .", "context": ["Last week this question was for BJP . This week for Congress . Spot the Missing Person ", "@USER Congress is gone case . No life left . They were gifted a mass movement on a platter . All they had to do was show up . Even that , they couldn't manage . The fixation with ' gandhi ' is cringe inducing .", "@USER @USER Don't vote Congress . Vote BJP or anyone else . Pls . Don't vote Congress ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER hmm , someone who references the bible in their bio talking about facts", "context": [". @USER has gone to Dover AFB for arrival of remains of Chief Special Warfare Operator William \" Ryan \" Owens , killed during raid on Al Qaeda", "@USER @USER wow , as a veteran myself I am grateful for respect President Trump & his staff are giving our military . 🇱 🇷 Obama fell short", "@USER @USER @USER Trump got this man killed so he could at least show up", "@USER @USER @USER oh sweetie , don't ask me to do research for you on how Trump got him killed .", "@USER @USER @USER oh sweetie , u can't back it up with facts , otherwise u would have done so . 😉"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But why the hell police should go into JNU campus . Police has no role to play this is fascism Police cant be allowed to get into campus", "context": ["#JNUSU president and #SFI leader #AshieGhosh is attached by and goons at gate . ", "@USER @USER @USER Two student group clashes one is beating another . Plain and simple", "@USER @USER @USER I got the news from neutral student of JNU . Its a fight between ABVP ans AISA there has been violence from both the side", "@USER @USER @USER Let the police dcd .. Lv ur neutral people behind"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So anyone who shares a view that conflicts with your ideology is “ narrow thinking . ” 😂 😂 😂 P . S . I suggest you learn to discern the differences between “ Economic Freedom ” and freedom from an economy ! will deliver the latter .", "context": ["By one by one , the dog of white monopoly capital shall follow soon . #JabuMabuza ", "@USER @USER Malema don't you think we are exhausting too much energy fighting white people and not enough building trust within our own communities . We need to mend our relationship with each other as black people . We have no trust and faith in each other or our leaders . This needs to change", "@USER @USER @USER Malema and his people don't have it in them to build anything . They are just obssessed with white people .", "@USER @USER @USER Shame on your narrow thinking of your fellow Afrikan brother and our struggle for Economic Freedom , you truly represent victory for the enemy on the psychological warfare ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm sure this doesn't happen every year during the winter months when construction slows down and demand plummets", "context": ["We have the momentum and the movement to win . If we stand together and keep our eye on the prize , there is nothing we cannot accomplish . Join us live from Iowa City with Bernie 2020 Iowa Co-Chair @USER and Dr . @USER ! ", "@USER @USER @USER We need to cut emissions by 50 % in 10 years . We don't have time to waste . This is a matter of emergency . Vote for a president that would go the extra mile on green energy . #GreenNewDeal ", "@USER @USER @USER You are aware that her transportation solution would require coal to make steel and will keep the coal mines open right ?", "@USER @USER @USER I'm a steelworker and yes , you do need coal coke blast furnaces to make steel ( minimills often use electric arc furnaces but that's different . ) The point is we'd be using that steel for renewable infrastructure and public transportation , which would reduce carbon pollution 🙂", "@USER @USER @USER And how many years do you think it will take to produce enough steel to remake the country's infrastructure and make a transportation system to replace planes in the US ?", "@USER @USER @USER I couldn't say , I'm just a big dumb electrician . But I do know that steel prices are very low from overproduction and high inventory , to the point that we're getting laid off soon . So we've got plenty to get started on this energy transition lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER and after all this , to be greeted on the train with a message about how to avoid missing your flight at Stansted .", "context": ["Well done @USER 1 tick machine working at Tottenham Hale . Going to miss my train . ", "@USER and your man on the gate won't help the passengers who can't figure out how to get a ticket to Stansted as he's \" on the gate \"", "@USER so missed my train and the one after ! Not acceptable turning up 10 minutes early and not being able to buy a ticket ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER funny how 2DS friend said earlier that the floatiness was to Mewtwo's benefit as it would allow him to DI out of combos", "context": ["A particular highlight came during the @USER VS 2DS friend's bro bo3 @USER was playing ZSS and 2DS friend was playing Mewtwo ( 1/2 )", ". @USER ' s upB didn't go all the way ( final kick didn't land ) , but the part before final kick actually KO'd 2DS friend's bro , ending g2", "@USER Yeah . The final kick causes more kb , but it sends them more horizontally . #PostPatchZSS", "@USER well be glad the final kick wasn't needed Seriously , me & 2DS friend legit thought 2DS friend's bro survived until he went SPLAT", "@USER Thank Mewtwo being really floaty / light making it actually work . ^ . ^"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So anarchists believe in majority decision of a government organised referendum", "context": ["Me either . It saddens me so many think it's a celebration . None of our votes are safe after this 😐 ", "@USER Do you all realise court decided Brexit must be discussed in Parly before Article 50 . No one has overturned the #EUref result", "@USER do you realise it was discussed ? By the people ? Who voted ? Majority leave ? there should be no discussion", "@USER You don't agree with a parliamentary democracy and you don't agree with English judges applying English laws #PreferEU ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Read > > > @USER bio then read this thread . The is masterful . ", "context": ["trump is almost identical in ideology as the kid who took the ball home & prevented everyone from playing when I was young . Crooked Hillary ?", "@USER And he is now your President . The American people have rejected the Democrats and the #AltLeft Slandering won't work anymore .", "@USER you mean it won't work for me ... but for the president - for shizzle !", "@USER IU don't subscribe to the \" alt right \" label . There is no alt right , just uninformed reality tv loving white nationalists .", "@USER It's why YOU LOST . And you lost SO BADLY . So embarrassingly bad . It's Glorious for the #TrumpArmy . Your tears are delicious .", "@USER I'll wait for you to read my tweets . I want to see your back-peddling explanation on your bio b4 I block ...", "@USER I get why you like trump now at the very least . You are two of a kind .", "@USER as for my tear being delicious , I'm glad the sorrow of a nation is something you believe will make it great .", "@USER The sorrow of the Nation ? Haha , well check out how many Counties Trump won over Hillary , we are celebrating while you cry .", "@USER Only 20 % of americans voted for trump . Enjoy your skewed sense of majority . Be well ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Monty using the term \" objective measure \" is the funniest thing on Twitter .", "context": ["Monty & Jake are LIVE talking #RECRUITING #BYU #UTES and HOOKING UP ! ! ", "@USER great take on recruiting.Byu with kalani is a sleeping giant.Utah is vulnerable to byu improvin.Byu wins holy war 2017 finally", "@USER @USER #WeGetIt ... Utah did not recruit the state of Utah , they were busy chasing a 5 star kid named #FrederickDouglas", "@USER @USER and they wound up with a top 25 class using that strategy . I'd say it worked out pretty w … ", "@USER @USER I think you missed my point.If BYU continues to improve their recruiting , it hurts Utah the most . Utah recruits well", "@USER @USER by any objective measure , BYU didn't improve their recruiting this year . Their class ranked lower than 2016 ' s ...", "@USER @USER #BYU dominated the state , they improved their depth , and by any objective measure have the momentum w / Kalani ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I am sure twin towers were , also , an eyesore to some ...", "context": ["Destroy for followers ! Polish #Instagram model smashes a reportedly 200yo statue of an angel in #Warsaw ", "@USER Feel like this crime should go beyond vandalism honestly . We can always rebuild a wall or a window but you can't rebuild art .", "@USER @USER What she did was an Art . Otherwise , this was just a not so old statue which was an eyesore and a representative of the old superstitions"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Waiting for the and #satire buttons 🤷 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️ until then my jokes seem serious and my commentary comes off as comedy 🤦 🏾 ‍ ️", "context": ["I can tell so much about a man based on his musical preferences . I learned this year to never trust a dude that thinks Kevin Gates is kinda deep .", "@USER @USER 2 phones is an existential exploration of consumptive society and the need to be in constant contact 🤷 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER You have Sun Ra as your avi but you tweeted an analysis of 2 Phones ? ? Sir , I cannot ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ok now you are judging my faith.do u hv any nam to call me ? Traitor ? Khawaraj ? etc . .", "context": ["Pakistan's most sinister enemy is dying ... ! We wish her a painful and slow death .. she is responsible for great suff … ", "@USER may God guid her to right path , hw can an Ummati of Muhammad say such words my hurt trembled aftr readng this ! Allah rehm .", "@USER i can expect frm ur imbecile comment by giving no respect no adab when taking our RasulAllah ( sm ) respected name @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you still want our land , just not the people occupying it ? _", "context": ["No Prescription charges , no bridge tolls , university fees , best performing NHS in UK highest employment rate in UK … ", "@USER until the Barnett formula gets scrapped . Please vote for independence , please . Don't choke like last time .", "@USER @USER English tax payers support their every need . Bit like mummies changing their shitty nappies .", "@USER @USER @USER Do you think Scottish people pay any tax ? Is it only English people that pay tax ?", "@USER @USER @USER Those who aren't smacked out on heroine probably do . But the English hav … ", "@USER @USER @USER What's the name of this woman who keeos knocking people out ?", "@USER @USER @USER rejected the Barnett formula yet ? Hahaha , you'll flounder after Indy . 100 %", "@USER @USER the barnett formula saw a drop in funding for Scotland @USER", "@USER @USER @USER dont want control , want rid of you lot . Parasite nation"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER why gives the police / lastma revenue targets ? Is it not the same people I should report to ?", "context": [". @USER it's people like this that ensures all the amazing jobs you are doing with @USER via … ", "@USER No need . The bad eggs are the majority . If I tell you my experiences , you'll lock up .", "@USER I had an experience in ' 15 . Under the stadium in surulere . Was heading home one night so I stopped at the red light .", "@USER when it went green , I moved like the others , only to have a physically challenged man wave me down so he could cross .", "@USER as good person , I complied , but by the time he crossed , light was back on red . So I was stuck .", "@USER guess what ? They surrounded me and were hitting on my door . Apparently the crippled man was part of the team .", "@USER next thing , dey took me into the stadium . When I knew they weren't taking me to the station , I raised hell .", "@USER NPF are trash ! I will not be convinced otherwise .", "@USER yes majority tend to swing that way but there are a few good ones and we've got to help them whether we like it or not .", "@USER they are not from Mars or Saturn . They are from us . The Nigerian Police are one us . We've got to report issues like this", "@USER and follow it up until justice is served so they know they can't do stuff with impunity anymore . #CivicResponsibility", "@USER how can justice be served ? Which policeman has gone to jail for ' accidental discharge ' ?", "@USER do they take action ? Or it's the simple , we'll look into it & then transfer him to another state / division ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Then why are you talking politics ? You might turn some of YOUR fans off !", "context": ["Advice to all actors , musicians and entertainers : Please stick to your crafts that we all love you for and drop the political rhetoric .", "@USER or use the freedom of speech that people died for . I don't have to agree . But thank god they can say it . Freely .", "@USER Anyone can say anything they want in our society . That doesn't mean that we want to be lectured by out of touch celebrities .", "@USER maybe I'm just not easily led . I don't care who says it . If it's a good point I'll take it on board .", "@USER I'm a huge Meryl Streep fan . One of the best actors ever ! But I want to see her doing her craft . Talking politics turns me off"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" presidenting \" is not a word.your hired tweeter is clearly uneducated .", "context": ["Conway slams Democrats ' vow to filibuster Trump Supreme Court pick ", "@USER The @USER would NEVER sink to this level . They always promptly confirmed @USER ' s appointments . FACT . PERIOD .", "@USER Devos has no experience in education nor supports the concept of public schools .", "@USER Doesn't matter , @USER has zero experience at presidenting either . Didn't stop him !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ( paraphrasing ) in one of the books quote ' won't find info needed to be winning ' player in pages of DRF '", "context": ["There are few racing journalist's that don't look up to this man and aspire to have his type of influence-incredible ", "@USER @USER Andy Beyer's books are right on my book cabinet next to my handicapping work desk at home .", "@USER @USER Everyone in the game should have at least one of his books on their shelf !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I hear that one . Everyone's allowed to have an opinion as long as its the same as the mainstream ...", "context": ["# @USER some of the craziness that goes on on social media .", "@USER @USER haha . Its not as bad as I thought just one Lady I thought was going to start something'til I said I like humans alive", "@USER @USER I've had a few of those lately . People are getting really touchy & take things the wrong way , vehemently ! :("]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER it's funny to me how the HS population at large doesn't realize that #secrethunterisabestkeptsecret", "context": ["@USER so did you actually hit legend with secret Hunter ?", "@USER I actually think that secret Hunter counters shaman fairly well if you know how to play it", "@USER agree 100 % . if you prioritize attacking face early and finish with burn , the matchup is favorable"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER the irony the daughter of a sexpat and chinese women is lecturing on immigration", "context": ["Hi @USER - this is the 70th anti-migrant Express front page in 2016 . Are EU Migrants welcome in your shops this Ch … ", "@USER @USER In what way is wanting migration limited \" anti-migrant \" ? The outrage bus is departing from platform 9 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER when the is no evidence to support the idea . Govts own research says immigration is net positive .", "@USER Wages have stagnated for the working class , largely due to immigration . Too much of anything depreciates value . Simple economics", "@USER @USER Simple being the operative word . Widening wealth gap also the result of migration ? #NoBrexit", "@USER @USER Erm .. Yes , because the majority of migrants are unskilled , therefor driving wages down for low skilled Brits 🙄", "@USER @USER No evidence of that . Unbridled capitalism much easier to prove as cause of stagnating wages #NoBrexit", "@USER No , it isn't . Too many low skilled workers chasing the same job drives down wages . Common sense alone would indicate that .", "@USER That's not what's happening . You're making it up . Hidden agenda no doubt . #NoBrexit", "@USER I live in Brum , when MG Rover went bust 6,000 joined the job queue . Employers who were advertising prior DROPPED salaries . 🙄", "@USER And you blame migrants . You're unfit to be a teacher ( if you are , not likely a troll ) #NoBrexit", "@USER I don't blame migrants at all . I blame a system which allowed uncontrolled migration to the detriment of host citizens ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER But instead of welcome in land of the free , they are stopped by ignorant and evil purported Christians .", "context": ["Church Expresses Concern for those Fleeing Violence , War and Religious Persecution ", "@USER personally i say save the Christians screw the Muslims", "@USER Attn : @USER read this thread to see vile attitudes that continue to fester when you give such a weak statement ! !", "@USER @USER Islam is not like other religions they oppress even their own", "@USER miss me with this uninformed stuff , I have Muslim friends and know their goodness firsthand", "@USER do you not understand that People are being beheaded in the Middle East ?", "@USER right , did it occur to you that's why good-hearted refugees are desperate to escape ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER the is that you would be President if you hadn't played tiddlywinks w / the Republican establishment and / or attacked Trump", "context": ["Good morning Seinfeld fans and Happy Festivus everywhere ! Today I'll have my annual #AiringofGrievances . Join me here throughout the day ...", "Hello again , I hope everyone is having a Happy Festivus ! It's once again time for my annual #AiringofGrievances ... ", "On the media & #fakenews : Festivus is real , media , so don't try 2 fact check it . And @USER is more accurate than a Brian Williams report", "New administration is lookin good . Haven't seen this many billionaires in 1 place since I staked out Bilderbergs w / Alex Jones . Good times ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER i love that you chose to cite a government benefit there ...", "context": ["@USER oh i wear it all the time . usually over my clergy collar ...", "@USER @USER Is this dude for real ? As a paster aren't you not supposed to not judge anyone ? Or be biased in any way ?", "@USER @USER I don't think anyone is unbiased . I'm not judging gun owners , just disagreeing", "@USER @USER @USER but you are supposed to be above judgement of anyone , especially when it comes to law adiders", "@USER @USER @USER God is the only one that can determine judgement on something or someone , not you", "@USER @USER @USER well as a man of God , your disagreement should not be forced onto me correct ?", "@USER @USER @USER i'm not forcing anything on you . you just suddenly showed up on my twitter timeline ...", "@USER @USER @USER Because you are forcing your views onto me I follow and it popped up on my TL", "@USER @USER @USER ah . i will block you . then that won't happen anymore .", "@USER @USER @USER and a fraud ! Should lose his tax exempt status !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER hmmm , \" free speech \" advocate blocks me as soon as her orthodoxy is challenged #hypocrisy", "context": ["The Mob at Middlebury . Alumni should rise up against this . ", "@USER @USER Thank God the German people were able to hear the words of Adolph Hitler", "@USER @USER Hitler preached Jews were subhuman , CM changes Jews to #POC . Big difference ? ? ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Leo Strauss & Allan Bloom needed just this sort of warning : Their lives were ruined :", "context": ["This is truly terrible advice about what to tell someone who is interested in the Classics . ", "@USER @USER Kyle , God is just a social construct to support unequal relations of power . Unfortunately Kek filled the void", "@USER @USER Right now everyone is losing their damn mind , and blaming their own insanity on people who don't think like them .", "@USER @USER I envy those who still think this year was an aberration , rather than the start of something much worse .", "@USER @USER Thing is , we're all actors in this tale . We all have a say in which of those two possibilities wins out .", "@USER @USER Right . Each individual must do what they can .", "@USER @USER Indeed . Like warning people who want to study Classics that they're on a slippery slope to white supremacy ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER oh I'm sorry I don't know how to spell Nazi correctly , maybe it's cause I'm not one ?", "context": ["@USER @USER yes , you illegals open borders , terrorist loving , high tax libtards are lol", "@USER @USER @USER Rather be a libtard than a #NaziLoving #CONservative #KKKonservative a * * hole", "@USER @USER @USER rather be all those things you mentioned than a cheating lying filthy cabal of illegitimate Politicians .", "@USER @USER @USER Let me know how that #Nazi thing works out for you . All hung for treason after #Nuremburg as I recall", "@USER @USER @USER seems your puzzay got hurt . have you tried advil ? ", "@USER @USER @USER The pot calls the kettle black yet again Natzi's were socialists ie Bernie Sanders and the Ilk", "@USER @USER @USER ok so natzi thing don't fit so he switches to KKK #original , by the way Democrats started KKK", "@USER @USER @USER Either you're uneducated and don't know how to spell #NAZI or ur a #RussianTroll ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The here is I do both #MartialArts and play #guitar =P", "context": ["@USER lol it is still going on . I just took that pic", "@USER I have a feeling your gonna have a major mess to clean up lol =P", "@USER lol ... mine is in 7 days and I can tell you one thing ... turkey and b-day cake do NOT go well together ;)", "@USER lol I will do a vlog for your bday", "@USER If you did you would have an excuse to shout out Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix as well =P", "@USER boom there we go . You are in my schedule for your bday"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why are you discriminating against The Home Depot ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER That study by Justin Lewitt has been debunked as a fraud . Just try to get he to talk about it ?", "@USER @USER @USER \" to get HE to talk about it \" ? Brush up on your English , Komrade", "@USER @USER @USER It's OK . Those Russian keyboards have all those extra letters .", "@USER @USER @USER Russians are more American than Seditious Progressive Democrats .", "@USER @USER We have a modem day Joseph Mccarthy here . This great man will decide who is or isn't American .", "@USER @USER Next we will be put in re-education camps to learn the true meaning of being an American .", "@USER @USER @USER Why can Black Republicans get a Photo ID to vote , but Black Democrats can't ?", "@USER @USER @USER Dude which swamp do you dredge this stuff up from ?", "@USER @USER @USER 9 people were killee in a black church in SC by a white man . Come on do better .", "@USER @USER @USER White man kills two at a Planned Parenthood facility including an officer . can do this all day", "@USER @USER @USER And suddenly they care about black men's deaths . Amazing , eh ?", "@USER @USER @USER If Democrats really cared about Black Lives they would support securing the border", "@USER @USER @USER Because we all want those jobs picking fruit and hustling for roof work at Lowes"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Advice if you want to be sarcastic hashtag because you sounded like a complete dunce .", "context": ["How about for 2020 we let people live and enjoy things so long as what they ’ re doing isn ’ t harming anyone or hurting the environment .", "@USER Wow this tweet is 100 % tacit support for genocide .", "@USER @USER What part of “ isn ’ t harming anyone ” did you not understand ?", "@USER @USER This ... Was sarcasm . Probably should have used some quotation marks I guess .", "@USER @USER @USER I believe mimicking / mocking outrage twitter , but very poorly executed ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER “ They ’ re not too bright . ” , genius . When you ’ re going to insult an entire group of people ’ s intelligence , at least don ’ t make yourself look like a tool while doing it .", "context": ["The facts are not in dispute . This President has abused his power . He has obstructed Congress . The GOP can pound the table all they want . That does not change the facts . He will forever be the 3rd President in US history to be Impeached .", "@USER GOP cares about keeping power & maintaining white supremacy . GOP doesn't care that Trump tried to bribe Ukraine to win 2020 . They don't care that he asked Russia to help win 2016 & asked China to investigate Biden on the White House lawn weeks ago . Lavrov was at the WH 12/10", "@USER @USER I decided long ago , that Trump's cult is a dedicated bunch , willfully ignorant , perhaps even incapable of grasping facts . If they don't comprehend the writing on the wall , then let them suffer the consequences of their ignorance .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't feel sorry for them at all . Their not to bright"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER U posted article about bad gov't but want gov't to regulate income", "context": ["Let me be as clear as I can : It is unacceptable that millions of college graduates cannot afford to buy their first home .", "@USER or food and basic necessities , for that matter .", "@USER @USER Well said . There should be basic guaranteed income , education & healthcare for all . We have made enough progress !", "@USER @USER We don't have to shift systems . We simply have to be more conscientious about how wealth is shared or accumulated", "@USER @USER @USER Just say no to Socialism . History has proven it doesn't work . ", "@USER @USER @USER There is no good reason why people have 2 starve in 2017 where we dump food by the tonnage in ocean !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER aye , those nasty evil separatist blut und boden snats shouldn't use inflammatory language ! _", "context": ["@USER The SNP are a disgrace . They will be responsible for bloodshed if they carry on like this .", "@USER @USER bloodshed , you mean like Thomas \" Britain first \" Mair ? Are bojo and farage held responsible for that \" bloodshed \" ?", "@USER @USER SNP should not use inflammatory language . It's wrong . Got it ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Said a dude who thinks Drumpf can be trusted re : SCOTUS", "context": ["God is bigger than the boogeyman . He's bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on your voting screen .", "@USER Ya shoot Trump down and elect her Steve . You have Bertha Better than You complex . God is good this … ", "@USER @USER Said a Trump supporter that calls himself common sense .", "@USER @USER Common Sense tells you the Supreme Court is up for grabs , maybe you should grab some Common Sense ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm not against ' instruction ' . I love many TED lectures . Here's a good one ", "context": ["@USER @USER JUST TELL THEM ! Don't ya hate being lectured to .. :(", "@USER @USER I dislike being shouted at . Only video I found unbearable ; had to stop watching . KB also shouted but comical .", "@USER @USER .. expert , get your notebooks out . ' Like we've learned nothing about the issues here ..", "@USER @USER I'm okay with expecting the teacher to be the more knowledgeable and skilled individual in that subject in class .", "@USER @USER My chn best w / explicit instruction as main method for learning mixed w / other methods too"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER your guy is a tv show host who lives in a gold tower and has never raised one of his kids .", "context": ["This Meryl Streep speech is why Trump won . And if people in Hollywood don't start recognizing why and how - you will help him get re-elected", "@USER @USER he won because Meryl says he incites violence and bigotry and bullying . Ok then .", "@USER @USER @USER people are tired of being lectured by out of touch Hollywood elites"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #Scientology's war on psychiatry puts the blame directly on \" crimes \" by the victim @USER", "context": ["Failure in logic ... Non-Scientologist claiming victim status for defending a cult ( she knew nothing about ) before … ", "@USER She's a loon . She wants people to stop bothering her but at the same time seeks attention .", "@USER @USER Our \" friend \" Kayla didn't want to be lumped in with #Scientology now she wants to be t … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I know ... I can ’ t believe there are children at DISNEYWORLD ? ! ? !", "context": ["You see the worst sort of \" human beings \" and their lack of proper etiquette / human decency at Disney World ... everyone is living in their own little world , disregarding everything around them . Not judging , just a true observation .", "@USER The number of rude senior citizens WITHOUT young family members down there blew my mind .", "@USER I saw one grandma salty and bitter say out loud , \" IF I SEE ONE MORE G * # DAMN STOLLER ... \" 😬 😬 😬"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER * * I'm not feeling at ALL salty and worn down by insomnia rn , clearly !", "context": ["@USER I'd ask if you were feeling okay - but it's obvious that you don't right now ... 🤔 😪 I'm unbelievably insightful , I know 😉", "@USER Lol , just dealing with dumb people . Kind of", "@USER Well , I mean , I'm sure they seem ubiquitous to most if not all * of us lol * Because they are virtually ubiquitous I'm sure"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER However , how quickly would this government declare the people they are cutting as “ essential service ” should a job action happen ? The is deafening . #ableg", "context": ["Blaming #AHS #CBE for cuts due to non adequate funding is childish and simply a lie designed to divert anger from this government . Unfortunately #ucp voters are so brainwashed that they believe this line of nonsense .", "@USER Brainwashed or don ’ t care , because the cuts have not hit them yet .", "@USER @USER Thats the thing though no one cares until it hits them personally be it private sector or public sector , when the ripple effect low energy investments hit restaurants & engineers there were folks who said food sucked anyway its about time to retrain etc etc , 1 / n", "@USER @USER Same tune playing , different dancers.Folks say we don't have jobs / investments to fund & maintain public service . We are all in this together , no need to feed the politics of envy 2/2", "@USER @USER On top of that the previous government invested in job creating infrastructure projects , protected our most vulnerable and bolstered health and education staffing to meet our growing population . #ucp supporters have actively advocated for “ non-Albertans ” to go back home . #ableg", "@USER @USER The NDP's strategy has bad optics & would have favored them if the economy turned around . They tried to ride out the recession by spending more but when the economy stagnants they have a deeper debt that wastes taxes on interest.Its a strategy most ppl dont want", "@USER @USER UCP wants to live within the province's means , of course if the economy does not turn around ppl leave , less tax income & even more cuts , chain reaction feeding itself .", "@USER @USER Whose lives must be up ended to meet this false construct ? When a breadwinner ’ s means are taken away ( due to an anti-organized labour ideology ) how does that help anyone ? The govt ’ s books do not put food on people ’ s tables or roofs over heads ? That is absurd reasoning . #ableg", "@USER @USER IMHO there are ways to handle lack of money / recession borrow & invest on new skills & hopefully get employed & pay your loans or cut back , use less & keep looking for a job w / your current skillset maybe even throw in some extra talents on the resume . IMO NDP offered the former"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER #JillStein & certain cast of characters were pushing #RankedChoiceVoting by #FairVote that would prevent a direct audit", "context": ["Jill Stein went from Russian stooge despised by liberal Clinton voters to Soros stooge despised by fascist Trump vo … ", "@USER @USER I voted for her but I am against what she is doing . Why recount only 3 states and not all ? Makes no sense", "@USER it seems like @USER found the deadlines for the states she clearly lost but she doesn't care about other voters ?", "@USER Seriously ? These states are the exact ones suggested by the Center for Computer Science and Security ...", "@USER Michigan had a paper ballot , recounted w / Trump win & Hillary Clinton won with less votes in NV , NH + Stein actually lost", "@USER Literally and provably wrong by all three links I sent but you're obviously a troll , so more fool me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Now hold on a minute , you're saying that a globalist movement failed because this nation was attacked by another one ?", "context": ["@USER Anyone that wants any amount of government is a statist , I could care less if they are also racist , so freaking what ? ! ? ! ?", "@USER If you're gonna make this all abut race , GTF outta here with it , tired of it already and IDC who calls me racist . I'm over it !", "@USER you asked who cared about racism . I gave an honest answer .", "@USER Yes you did . Good for you ! It demonstrates where your focus is , and that's the reason I want nothing to do with you ! 🤑", "@USER What makes you think I'm white ? And what makes you think I'm fragile ?", "@USER you don't care about racism and you're triggered by even the whiff of discussion about it . I didn't even call you a racist .", "@USER And I could call you an idiot without actually using the word idiot too !", "@USER you asked who cared about racism . I stated the facts . If you inferred that I called you racist , that's not me , that's you .", "@USER No , you stated an opinion . Everyone that's not white caring about racism is an opinion , not a fact .", "@USER It's factual . Who cares about racism ? People of color care . Did I say every person of color cares ? Nope .", "@USER Fine , whatever , so people of color care about racism , now more about that anarchist elementary school please !", "@USER OK ... but you have to admit to me that you're a white dude .", "@USER I am Irish , but I don't consider myself \" white \" , I consider myself Celtic .", "@USER OK ... so you have Celtic privilege ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! That wasn't a thing in the US 100 years ago .", "@USER It is a thing . Watch this ... intersectionalism is the only way to create change in systems ", "@USER @USER I get the appeal , but I reject it as a valid solution to the worlds problems . It does not work in reality .", "@USER Actually this proves that intersectionality and consensus does work in reality . The reason this movement failed was 9/11 ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER agree Steve . I wear a poppy every year & I am an atheist . Religion has been at the heart of wars forever .", "context": ["Anyone know what the Wales position is on the poppy issue now England and Scotland are wearing them ?", "@USER thanks , Richard . Sounds like a brave move as it's apparently to do with the other team complaining ...", "@USER well the argument is quite simple . It's not a religious symbol . No different to a black arm band . They will be banning Xmas next", "@USER @USER Indeed . And bearing in mind we're playing Serbia a complaint wld be a bit rich ... !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wooo , what a sick burn . I don't know the specific colour arrangement of flags according to you . Why should I care ?", "context": ["Hey @USER , remember when I said #Hillary was notoriously unpleasent ? #HillarysEmails ", "@USER Have you studied Presidential history ? They weren't notoriously nice people .", "@USER Depends on the president . Many were cruel to natives , but most were nice in person .", "@USER Also , who cares if the president is nice ? Is that a factor in running the country well ? Esp if you believe she worships Satan ?", "@USER I've heard Hillary had her maid print up classified information . So if that's true she definitely can't be president at all", "@USER @USER it's amazing what fucknutz hears . I hear he can't tell the difference between 🇮 🇹 🇨 🇮 and 🇮 ! #ItalianWrestler", "@USER It's fairly clear that you can't help yourself . You probably don't have a lot of friends since few would tolerate your quirks .", "@USER @USER Fucknutz , you can think whatever you like about me . But you don't know your flags . 🇨 🇮 🇮 🇹 🇮 #ItalianWrestler"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER especially on int'l duty . his leadership skills must be horrible there .", "context": ["When senior RBNY players complain about signing HGs or USL players all I read is \" I can't lead \" . Dudes were bailed out by an 18 - year-old in 2018 ( and 2017 ) and are not brave enough to discuss tactics in public .", "@USER Ok , I ’ ll bite . 1 ) Which players in any team sport “ discuss tactics in public ? ” 2 ) team has made it plain what it thinks about leaders as it ’ s sent the last 3 captains away . If team ethos is “ experience isn ’ t valued , ” it ’ s ok for experienced players to ask for a trade .", "@USER experienced is not valued ? Luis and BWP got new contracts after they were 30 . Club renewed Royer , Long , Parker , brought Rza . None is a baby . As for Kemar , he had the option not to sign the 2018 contract .", "@USER 1 ) oldest rostered player currently is 29 . 2 ) Kemar got raise before Long & Parker got PAID . Surely he feels he ’ s worth more . 3 ) As he gets older , he becomes less attractive to a team looking to get younger all the time .", "@USER any player after 25 is an experienced one . Kemar can ask for more money , but to go after the club plans a year after he got a raise is bs . And to call the club unambitious when the players covering his back were renewed is just a lie .", "@USER Ambition is subjective . Look at the players brought in over the past 12 months .", "@USER what was the need for “ big ” signings after 18 ? Sure things didn ’ t work as expected with Rza-Davis and CCJ replacing Adams . The BWP injury was unexpected , but they also underperformed . They are accountable .", "@USER In a league where if you're standing still , you're falling behind , standing pat isn't a recipe for success .", "@USER and I believe that has been acknowledge after 2019 . That doesn ’ t mean the club has to raise the salary of a player who got a raise the year before , and is now using the obvious depth signings to absolve himself of any responsibility .", "@USER The core of your original argument is that Lawrence is saying “ I can ’ t lead . ” I ’ m challenging that . I agree 100 % with you that the team has no obligation to increase his salary a year after signing him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So he or she is using threats & in effect using terror tactics because he or she believe all Muslims are terrorists ?", "context": ["Reading an account from one of these \" my type of #brexit or civil war \" threatening with death an MP parody account .", "Not sure if he's understood it is a parody account or if he's attacking the tweep behind it .", "What he does do though is saying all Muslims are terrorists and must be thrown out ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Keep making up definitions , \" dawg \" , as you go along in life . It will serve you well . ", "context": ["My Twatter feed tonight is like Christmas come early . Speak truth to nonsense .", "@USER I think you should read about / talk to people / find out some more about White Privilege . @USER book \" Why I'm no longer talking to white people about race \" is a good place to start .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes . Being a white man brought up in a pit village , I can attest to the fact that all working class lads were born with a silver spoon in their mouths . 🙄 Read a book ? I have the story of my life . You haven't got a bloody clue !", "@USER @USER @USER Let ’ s me help you : white privilege is not a guarantee you won ’ t face hardship , poverty , or challenges . It doesn ’ t mean you won ’ t suffer economic oppression due to your place of birth . It DOES mean those situations are not exacerbated by racism . Saved you a read !", "@USER @USER @USER You don't think non racial prejudices exist ? Not to mention the constant white shaming that we see today , over centuries old historical circumstance ; outside the control of your average bloke ; actions non whites were also guilty of . \" Let me help you \" - you condescending prick !", "@USER @USER @USER Last example : #BlackLivesMatter check out stories of everyday racism — from wypipo calling 911 because black ppl exist to cops shooting children in parks . Don ’ t be afraid to confront the truth of our systemic racism in N America . It is freeing to do so .", "@USER @USER @USER For god's sake . This is ridiculous . You indict a whole colour ( white ) of people based on the actions in individual cases . THAT IS RACISM IN ACTION . Hope this helps you !", "@USER @USER @USER Naw , dawg — - we discussed this already . Racism involves power : "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ok to refute you here are my 2 fav quotes of his , \" the only reason you would be against equality for women is if you are an incredibly weak man \" or \" if you were a woman and didn't have equality , wouldn't you be angry ? \" Sure sounds sexist to me", "context": ["In the CA State Assembly , I've worked to advance a pro-jobs , pro-worker and pro-middle class agenda . I'll do the same in Congress . Thank you to the 700,000 hard working women and men at @USER for your support ! #CA25 ", "@USER @USER @USER I never heard of the radio guy before last month , so maybe he's not as \" famous \" as you say . I certainly don't think a bigot and misogynist is better than someone who has demonstrated from her work in the Assembly this year that she truly represents the people .", "@USER @USER @USER I have a question for you . Do you think Bernie would endorse someone like Cenk if he thought his past blog posts reflect who he is today ? Do you think he would call him a progressive champion if he had those views ? Its telling that this is all you guys can criticize about him", "@USER @USER @USER I have a question for you as well . A few actually . Why was Cenk kicked out of the Justice Democrats ? Why is he being sued for racial discrimination ? Why did it take him so long to admit the Armenian Genocide happened ? Why does he think certain types of bestiality are ok ?", "@USER @USER @USER 0 policy questions and 4 stories that have been extensively addressed or taken out of context . You all are trying to throw the smear kitchen sink at Cenk because you know she's got nothing on Cenk . If she thinks otherwise , why won't she debate him ? She is running scared", "@USER @USER @USER One is a court case . Not a story . We are not throwing anything but his own words and actions against him . They reflect his character . He is a disgusting , arrogant and carpet bagging douche . He is unfit for office .", "@USER @USER @USER They do not reflect his character and he can win over the people of CA25 by speaking to the issues that will materially benefit them . Christy on the other hand in desperation just published an issues page on her campaign . I know what Cenk is running for and it's the people", "@USER @USER @USER Peoples words and actions absolutely reflect their character . That is simply absurd to suggest otherwise . You are blinded by a desire for your team to win as opposed to standing on principle ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You realize your grammar lesson breaks all the rules of sentence formation right ?", "context": ["@USER @USER nah . He doesn't even know what form of govt he's under , so this would fly right by .", "@USER @USER It's a representative democracy , not direct democracy . But sure , let's all revel in our assumptions . YAY !", "@USER @USER top to bottom , left to right , put words together to form sentences , Tylenol for any headaches , Midol for cramps ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Here's another reminder that this entire saga got started when Boss Curry liquidated the JEA board over claims they were using scripted talking points at meetings . #jaxpol", "context": ["Spot on . From afar , yesterday sounded like a pre-scheduled struggle session too . ", "The Curry machine usually moves in unison , with rare exceptions . When everyone in the machine starts going in on someone in unison , it's hard to shake the feeling of it all being scripted and planned .", "For instance , Diamond is always parroting that Trump thumb like he's Nixon doing Eisenhower's Victory Vs . He went hard for the machine on the school board . But suddenly he's interrogating Curry's caddie like he's Liz Warren grilling the CEO of Wells Fargo ? Okay sure . #jaxpol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER agreed , hence me on my laptop instead of doing exercise ... #physiotalk", "context": ["No salsa class tonight 💃 so look fwd to this #physiotalk #8minstogo ", "I am here too @USER its @USER ready to go #physiotalk", "@USER @USER just read your CPD tweet . Some carryover here I think ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER In this case , the revival of psychedelics is probably a lesser evil than the revival of psychosurgery ?", "context": ["It ’ s official ! “ Reset the brain ” is the new “ chemical imbalance . ” @USER ", "@USER @USER “ Reset the brain ” at your own risk of a psychotic break .", "@USER @USER @USER Does this MD know how he is going to prescribe to maximize therapeutic effects and minimize adverse effects ?", "@USER @USER @USER Seems like that would be hard to know . Also , when a real possible side effect is first-episode psychosis , I think it ’ s better to look elsewhere for mood / anxiety enhancement .", "@USER @USER @USER This MD ( info from their website ) has training in microsurgery and specializes in telemedicine . I guess FDA approval of psilocybin will take care of the shortage of mental health care professionals ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I know . I spent the weekend doing random things and I have midterms tomorrow . I'm clearly extremely smart .", "context": ["i've written nothing for nano and still have to write a paper for history before tomorrow . cue the terrified screaming .", "@USER NaNoWriMo and college at the same time seems to be a conspiracy to make us as stressed out as possible .", "@USER honestly . it doesn't help that i spent the weekend with my mom and didn't do homework , but still ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER PS - Just got out of the shower when I read your STUPID comment , which called me \" unclean \" .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER It's the GALLUP POLL people . They've been doing this poll for decades now . They survey 1,000 s of ppl", "@USER @USER @USER same poll that tried to discourage Trump voters by painting bleak outcome ? No thanks . Polls = sheeple", "@USER @USER @USER That would be the same poll that MATCHED the POPULAR vote . Trumpies = Gullible & Illiterate", "@USER @USER @USER liberals = entitlement addicted , never served , Un or under employed , unclean , selfish , and moronic ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yep , it's a disgusting practice , encouraged by capitalist multi-nationals and loved by the left ? ?", "context": ["The academic evidence regarding immigration is overwhelmingly positive ", ". @USER Try selling that one to the low skilled , low paid Brits who are in fear of losing their jobs & haven't had a real pay rise .", "@USER I think the problem is that economists see things in macro terms ( whole economy , average welfare uptake etc ) and not in micro >", "@USER migrants add to tax revenues , and then inept or greedy govts fail to pass on benefit to affected communities so they can cut taxes", "@USER @USER mass immigrating low skilled labor is a horrible idea - no matter the nationality"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yet he won criticizing his way to the WH .", "context": ["I think much of \" Don't fall into Trump's trap ! \" rhetoric from Democratic operatives is bc they want to believe a genius beat them . Nope .", "He's shrewd , like many fascists and demagogues . But also blundering , erratic , short-fused , and astonishingly ignorant and un-self-aware .", "@USER Dude , give him a chance to fail . If you criticize before you see results you loose credibility , seem prejudice ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER - Lol . And the bakery is next to the bookstore , right ?", "context": ["@USER Sorry gorgeous ! I know 😞 Been one of those years ... I will . Honestly . You know me , you and anything Austen related xx ❤ #sorry", "@USER - believe me , I know what you mean . It's been a year . No worries , no hurries xx", "@USER Got a new kindle this week and was looking online at my library 😲 Seriously need to catch up on tbr ! x", "@USER - I'm so far behind ... my TBR has a TBR . Lol . I'm , like , five years behind . Still haven't read ' Mad About the Boy . ' 😩 😭", "@USER The Bridget Jones one ? I was actually a bit shocked when i saw how many i had on kindle waiting . And then there's p / backs ...", "@USER - Me too ! I have ebooks going back to 2012 ... not to mention PBs and HBs on my real shelves . Will we ever catch up ? Doubtful .", "@USER I did make an effort not to buy any new ones until I read some . Didn't last long 😂 And Pilates class is next to library ... 😏 x"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER how many more meters are you going to bust ? thanks at least for providing something to laugh at @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER which brings us full circle to the grand canyon , the age of which changes by millions of years by evos", "@USER @USER new EVIDENCE emerged so scientists ( not ' evos ' your #strawman ) so blow me , real #scientists accepted it", "@USER @USER not allowed to pick and choose which evidence you accept . You must accept it all .", "@USER @USER agreed ? If so , tell me what you've discovered about dinosaur soft tissue that was carbon dated .", "@USER @USER and it was dinosaur , not Bison as evolutionists lied because they * wouldn't accept certain data *", "@USER @USER this is a garbled ( deliberately ? ) version of #creationist claim CC371 ? ", "@USER @USER no , that's an old one , just referring to \" whether Schweitzer found legit soft tissue \" of a Dino .", "@USER are you sure you have a new claim and not an old #creationist croc that has already been debunked ? @USER", "@USER @USER not a claim . A study , with 5 evolutionist labs performing the tests .", "@USER @USER they weren't creationist labs . They are labs run by evolutionists . So u can't blame the lab", "@USER @USER sorry where are there labs run by ' evolutionists ' they only exist in your imagination #strawman", "@USER @USER there are many labs that perform carbon dating . If you don't find the study yourself , I'll find it . They used 5", "@USER but where are there any ' evolutionists ' let alone evolutionists who can fund their own labs @USER", "@USER @USER actually , anyone providing a sample must pay for it to be tested , so the labs aren't fully self funded .", "@USER @USER @USER Let's not forget that any radiocarbon dating of dinosaur tissue will produce an erroneous result .", "@USER though @USER is implying that carbon dating works up to about 50000 years BP @USER", "@USER @USER I blocked Why a while ago . He's terrified of the results .", "@USER ooo it gets better ! if someone is terrified of the truth you keep it from them the #fundamentalist mentality ... @USER", "@USER @USER nobody keeps it from him - he actively and proudly ignores the scientific data . It frightens him ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" Hey , everyone has to do their bit , no matter the cost . \"", "context": ["Bad climate policies proliferating : Sweden to cut transport emissions by 70 % in 2030 Will cost $ 5bn ( 1 % GDP loss ) per year by 2030 if done * most * effectively Will cut 10.1 MtCO₂e , so $ 500 / tonne . Damage reduction is $ 31 / t so $ 1 will deliver 6 ¢ of climate benefits Congrats", "1 % of GDP by 2030 is government's own estimate Doesn't include transition costs + make a number of other , unrealistically optimistic estimates ( like vastly increased biofuels won't lead to price hikes ) p74 They even call this 1 % cost ' relatively low ' :)", "GDP of $ 506bn in 2030 from SSP 2 10.1 Mt from report , p8 Estimate of $ 31 across all SSPs and all damage functions , for 2030 from ", "The cost of this ineffective climate policy is almost twice the entire cost of Sweden's universities ( 0.6 % of GDP ) ", "Over the century , this policy will reduce the global temperature rise by 0.0003 ° C and cost Sweden $ 650 billion Estimated from 1 % of SSP 2 Sweden GDP and IPCC estimate of 1,000 Gt CO₂ delivers 0.45 ° C ( of 10Mt x 70 yrs ) "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Good work today everyone . Let's vote on Monday . Big day tomorrow , have to sort out with the Americans !", "context": ["@USER The reason we have these is that businesses realized it was the fair , honorable and decent thing to do", "@USER @USER Business never gave anything without pressure from workers and Unions to negotiate better pay , conditions", ". @USER @USER I've discovered that the only way to reliably convey sarcasm on twitter is with the hashtag #auspol", "@USER @USER @USER if you can ignore the soft bigotry of emoji , this can work well 😜", "@USER @USER I like my sarcasm to be like raw alcohol on an open wound . I did realise that some people wouldn't get it", "@USER @USER @USER For sarcasm to work , it first must be perceived - Jillpoll's law . ;)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Please be more intentionally obscure . Vection is just too commonplace a word so I understand your attempt at communication all too perfectly .", "context": ["Check out this awesome deep dive into the Democrats ' 👈 👈 👈 drift from @USER ( lovely chart by Yutong Yuan ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Except that they've absolutely drifted right . Or do the Clinton and Obama years not count ?", "@USER @USER @USER Perhaps that can be better explained by vection ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry , I forgot to add to my note , but I thought that would be like laughing at my own jokes .", "context": ["For the solar curious : in our first month with solar panels , which was December in Michigan , where days are short and gray , and with the system turned off for 6 whole days , we still produced 30 % of our energy needs with our panels . Just getting started .", "@USER Check for dead birds . Probably just as bad as windmills .", "@USER @USER Really ? I thought PV solar was a good source of renewable energy where birds are concerned . But that just what I read in an @USER article . Surely the gas and coal plants are better for the environment , right ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ya know , they wouldn ’ t need Red Cross if they hadn ’ t have cut a hole in the roof …", "context": ["House Fire : 3321 Seward St . Call for a fire in the area . OFD : E24 , E34 , E5 , T34 , M24 , B1 , B2 , R33 TAC : 4 Time Out : 22:30", "E24 reports smoke and flames on approach . Working Fire . OFD : LA30 , S1 , FIU Time Out : 22:35", "Fire knocked down . Searches in progress . Crews ventilating .", "Stairs in the rear are rotted out . 10 minutes into the working fire . Command calling fire under control . Crews still have fire in the rear .", "Crews shutting down the fan . Heavy fire conditions on Divison 2 again .", "Crews cutting a hole in the roof to vent ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wait , now the tolerant liberal is making gay jokes ?", "context": ["Trump \" was shocked when he won the election . \" Shocked when he won the election . ", "@USER @USER looked like a deer in headlights in the Oval yesterday . Can you imagine him at a G8 summit", "@USER @USER @USER Oh look , it's a picture of at a G8 summit ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Say it with me President Elect Trump ! Bye bye granny", "@USER @USER @USER Bo the dog would make a far better president", "@USER @USER @USER Wow . Talk about needing some work . Expected better . Mad love ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yep . To think that he was the one that gave them the points they needed to overhaul Manor .", "context": ["#F1 Here are the 2017 drivers . Manor not sure if they make it . Gutierrez & Nasr without a seat . #MsportXtra ", "@USER @USER both would bring in big sponsorship money but like you say , Gutierrez is doing 2 FE races so could complicate things", "@USER @USER And Nasr has lost his Banco do Brasil backing as confirmed late last year .", "@USER @USER ah I see , that's probably why he lost his Sauber drive"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Can one get hold of a copy ? Easier to find old Hindi films than ours here .", "context": ["I'd say thank you , but your handle is terrifying ... ", "@USER @USER He worked hard on getting the umlaut right .", "@USER @USER @USER bcoz its the meaning of my name Umair as well , der fuhrer means the leader and umair means the one who lead .", "@USER @USER @USER All the best to you and every other Fuhrer .", "@USER @USER @USER Your name is laden with negative history . Surely we bear enough without this ?", "@USER @USER @USER Hitler is back en vogue for some strange reason . Trends change . Even tyrants go out of season .", "@USER Haha . Was that an Urdu or Punjabi fillum ? I forget . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Definitely punjabi because its starring Sultan Rahi I guess ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Says the \" righty \" who never put on a uniform . FFS .", "context": ["North Carolina Governor Signs Law Limiting Power Of His Successor ", "@USER @USER Can't help but laugh when libs cry about this - they do this all the time . Both parties are guilty .", "@USER @USER @USER Name one time anybody has done this ? You Republicans are hell bent on destroying Democracy 4 what . Insane .", "@USER @USER @USER You are correct . Only leftists are honest , loyal , trustworthy , and love America . You're absolutely right .", "@USER @USER @USER You guys learned a new tems a \" leftist \" and as usual don't know how to use it . Republicans hate Democracy .", "@USER @USER @USER You got us all figured out , spell checker . We hate democracy but we're usually the ones defending it overseas .", "@USER @USER @USER Nope , there are Dems N the military 2 , & you are lying to yourselves . Trumps the one selling us out to Putin .", "@USER @USER @USER Spend much time in the military ? How much ? Where did you serve ?", "@USER @USER @USER 50 years of service in my immediate family . Spent a lot of time on bases . You ? Your acting unpatriotic .", "@USER @USER @USER Never served . But you're the expert . Spent a lot of time on bases ? Classic lefty . Too meek to put on a uniform ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER K , thanks for repeating your tweet ! Totally clarifies things the second time around ! :)", "context": ["One of the two officers shot near Pittsburgh this morning has died . ", "@USER @USER @USER Protests ? Obama mentioning this tragedy ? Mention of racism or injustice ? Nope . And the left will March on .", "@USER Considering it literally just happened , I might try waiting a couple hours to see reaction while the situation is still unfolding ..", "@USER We've watched this movie on repeat for the past 3 years but ok ... I will check back in tomorrow .", "@USER ... call it a tragedy and still , nothing is done about it ?", "@USER We are not going to agree on this . Let's just respectfully move on with our days . Have a great day .", "@USER Criminals don't buy guns legally . Criminals are not registered gun owners . Gun control disarms victims ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah , I thought it was maybe the use of the term because it's what the US refers to as its separation from the UK .", "context": ["I wish my country had a leader as inspirational as Barack Obama . Fantastic speech . I'm going to miss those .", "@USER I can't think of a British politician that could give a speech ever remotely as good as Obama can .", "@USER Farage ? Boris ? * giggle * But yeah , equally bad here in Oz .", "@USER HA ! I don't think I can go 2 words from Farage without hating him . Boris would turn up drunk .", "@USER @USER I think Farage is a magnificent speaker , but I understand why he rubs people the wrong way .", "@USER @USER When he calls Brexit our \" independence day \" , I can't say I believe in him as a good speaker", "@USER @USER Might be a matter of POV . My own views are sympathetic to the leave side .", "@USER It's more that calling it our Independence Day is kind of ironic when we played huge part in forming EU and that countries ...", "@USER ... with independence days celebrate their independence from us ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Then #Trump would have to release his tax returns per his promise . @USER @USER @USER ", "context": ["I gave millions of dollars to DJT Foundation , raised or recieved millions more , ALL of which is given to charity , and media won't report !", "@USER If only there were some kind of official documents that served as a trusted record of your finances to release .", "@USER @USER Luckily when he becomes the boss of the IRS he can end that pesky audit ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Show any news they've tweeted . Their TL is very telling . Seems legit news source", "context": ["Another reason to watch #WRAL today - we just aired our last political ad of the campaign season !", "@USER can someone explain why @USER A producer follows @USER ? ? Goal is boycott of NC business / tourism . #ncpol", "@USER @USER @USER ( 2/2 ) However , I do not engage or retweet positions . Hope you have a good day ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Twitter Political Discussions obviously makes you think that the person at the other end is dumber than you . Only if had fonts .", "context": ["The screenshots of Truecaller search on the WhatsApp group chat numbers which are circulating who have allegedly orchestrated the mob violence at #JNU ", "@USER Not relevant : one of my friend's number always pop as police station on true caller I wonder why 🤔", "@USER How can you tweet something which is exactly relevant to the conversation and say it's not relevant ? Diplomacy is definitely not your thing ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER best part : when the person complaining about making this a race issue was the one who made it a race issue", "context": ["Feminism shouldn't be about wallowing in permanent victimhood . It should be a celebration of female strength , talent & inspiration .", "@USER Why don't you just shut up ? You know nothing about women or feminism . Nobody cares what you think . Just go away .", "@USER @USER he's only saying what most normal women are thinking stop bloody moaning and get on with life ! !", "@USER @USER Because you're psychic and know what victims of abuse think , right ?", "@USER @USER no im not but why bring race in to it ? women are strong and remember we are all victims black and white"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And you missed the with the 1.4 mil . I ran out of space . Twitter blows in that regard", "context": ["@USER Spoken like a true Fascist . Keep stoking the fires of the real revolution .", "@USER @USER Revolution happened on 11/8 / 16 . The adults used what tools were given to them , the vote . Winner at 270 .", "@USER @USER Sorry , you voted in a NeoLiberal , same as the rest of them . You were hoodwinked .", "@USER @USER All know he is not a real Rep . If he pulls off 1/3 of his promises then good . If not then every other politician .", "@USER @USER Every other politician didn't mobilize a sleeping giant , then fail to deliver .", "@USER @USER @USER its been 4 days & he's not even sworn in yet . Look his tax plan , that might help u , if you work .", "@USER @USER @USER I have looked at it . It will bankrupt us . Sorry this took so long but you see the dogpile on me ? !", "@USER @USER @USER And of course you will get piled on . Both sides are guilty . Lets see what Trump does first 100 days", "@USER @USER @USER The same \" wait and see \" attitude was applied to the likes of Hitler , you know .", "@USER @USER @USER If you really think he will be like Hitler then you are naive to what she would have been .", "@USER @USER @USER Just pointing out a time where \" wait and see \" led to horrible things because good men did nothing .", "@USER @USER @USER You should go relax . The problem here is people are being fear mongered much like Trump was accused"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Haha soon we'll have to start tweets with warning like #joke #SeriusShit etc etc to make sure some snowflakes feelings ain't hurst 🙄 🤯 😤", "context": ["Excuse me now , I have to go ruin a gym sock fantasizing about both your saturated gashes", "@USER Hahaha such a gentleman ... not everyone would excuse themselves 😂 good manners go long way 🙄 😂", "@USER @USER That's right . It's like when I'm at a family function and excuse myself by announcing \" I have to go make brown magic . \" No need to be crude", "@USER @USER Ugh it ’ s an inside joke ya peanut . Go be judgey on someone else ’ s tweet", "@USER @USER Haha I just knew there will be one of these here ... 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Don't worry kids . Myron Ebell has set the prime minister straight on this today .", "context": ["\" They told us not to breathe in deep breaths . \" Child on #r4today . Failure to protect health , govt must tackle diesel incl private cars .", "@USER because diesel pollution even from euro 6 vehicles is very very damaging to health .", "@USER What about pollution from petrol engines or even from hybrid / electric cars ? Dust on tube bad too ( full of iron ) ?", "@USER but the huge increase in diesel use is the main driver of acute pollution worsening . Hence focus .", "@USER Which pollutant are we talking about ? As a trained engineer I'm sure you can be precise :)", "@USER diesel worse for NO2 , PM10 & PM2 . 5 . Obvs petrol worse for CO2 which is why need shift to public transport walking / cycling .", "@USER @USER Caroline's right . Most air pollutants much worse with diesel . Here's the picture for … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A “ mental health counselor ” that is so #triggered = I don ’ t think Jeffery is helping his business when he exposes the emotional set backs he has when tweets .", "context": ["To the leaders of Iran - DO NOT KILL YOUR PROTESTERS . Thousands have already been killed or imprisoned by you , and the World is watching . More importantly , the USA is watching . Turn your internet back on and let reporters roam free ! Stop the killing of your great Iranian people !", "@USER Your first wife said in a sworn deposition that you brutally abused her .", "@USER @USER I'm not sure what this guy's schtick is to have 300k followers , but I've seen two tweets from him in the last couple of days and they were both two of the dumbest things I've seen on Twitter ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Now why would i argue with the supreme law expert on twitter ? That would be foolish 🤣", "context": ["nbc made a substantial $ payment to the family without going through contentious negotiaton . richard and his mother went through a painful time which i deeply regret . i hope we all learned a lesson , includjng the FBI which was my principal source", "@USER The FBI was wrong ? Gee , someone else has made that claim recently and often too . Hmmm , who could it be ? Some one who lives in a White House has claimed the FBI wronged him , too . But a bunch of people don ’ t believe him . Interesting .", "@USER @USER Big difference , we have video clips of Orange making admissions , e-mails from Orange ’ s staff making admissions , video clips from his press secretary making admissions , tons of video of Rudy G making admissions . In short Orange is guilty Jewel was not .", "@USER @USER @USER Admissions ? As in releasing the transcript of the perfect call ? Those kind of admissions ?", "@USER @USER @USER The call perfectly showed he should be impeached . Admitted everything he is charged with in his own words .", "@USER @USER @USER Impeached because he wants to make sure our tax dollars for aid aren't falling into corrupt hands ? Yeah . That is dire indeed . I guess Biden bribing Ukraine to fire the prosecutor going after Hunter is completely within your logic and approval .", "@USER @USER @USER He knew differently and so did everyone who testified .", "@USER @USER @USER The ones that couldn ’ t name an impeachable offense ? That didn ’ t hear the call ? We ’ ve all read the transcript . That was settled long ago . It ’ s over . Move on to the next made up , faceless allegation .", "@USER @USER @USER Actually , I think Pelosi should have gone a different direction but that does not mean they did not prove their case . Michael Cohen is in prison for actions he took with the Donald , that is the directionI would have gone .", "@USER @USER @USER Did you know sitting on articles of impeachment & delaying the impeachment process until they get their OWN set of rules & managers to fill the trial ( which the House has no control over ) or else they will not move forward is considered : obstruction of Congress & a quid pro quo", "@USER @USER @USER Again deflect instead of making “ the Donald ” be responsible for his alleged actions .", "@USER @USER @USER No deflection , just an added factor to the overall case of DO NOTHING Democrats .", "@USER @USER @USER It is deflection unless you can say one action caused the other . To take ur position ur saying Trump knowingly conmitted the crime bc he thought Biden commited a crime , ... , that proves intent to commit the crime thus proving the crime ; you do not want that result .", "@USER @USER @USER Read the transcript . The call was perfect , as the president said . There ’ s no crime by Trump , but there certainly seems to be a few by Biden .", "@USER @USER @USER What Transcript ? The actual call transcript was quickly moved to a top secret server and we have not seen it ! What Trump released was amemeo written by his lawyers !", "@USER @USER @USER Even hostile witnesses , such as Vindman and Hill , testified that what President Trump released is accurate . “ Very accurate , ” Vindman said .", "@USER @USER @USER So then why hide the real transcript and release an atty written memo ? All Trump needs to do is release the actual verbatim transcript and this can all end . Trump will not do that and its obvious why !", "@USER @USER @USER Well it seems like you have all the answers ! Case closed ! 👨 🏻 ‍ ⚖ ️", "@USER @USER @USER LOL , And you seem to want to avoid a discussion about why the real transcript was not released !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm European , we believe in equality between all people here , but it must be some Liberal BS .", "context": ["@USER what a great country Usa would be if all liberal whiney crybabies left , please leave all u whiners , This is now Trump country", "@USER I'm lucky enough to be European . But since the US election affects my homeland too , I can have an opinion .", "@USER I respect your opinion but u r wrong when saying popular vote counts , not in USA , glad USA left British", "@USER I'm not saying it counts , I'm saying the electoral law needs a reform . @USER has 1 million more votes .", "@USER if no electoral college 3 states control the country , bad for the other 47", "@USER If someone can lose Presidency after getting more than 1 million more votes , bad for all America .", "@USER the popular vote means zero , If did Trump would have campaigned different and won that , stop whining", "@USER You can't ignore the will of 1 + million people . Trump should have campaigned differently anyway , without insults .", "@USER if insults are Truth what is wrong with Truth ?", "@USER Is talking ill about women , minorities , war heroes \" Truth \" ?", "@USER this is what it took to be elected POTUS , he is more of a gentleman than Bill Clinton who was sticking cigars in dreamful girls", "@USER Bill Clinton didn't talk about women the way Trump did .", "@USER R U that stupid , he raped woman , sodomized girls , hurt woman including Hilary and Chelsea , wake up don't belittle yourself", "@USER Reading random news on the internet doesn't make it true . But we all heard how Trump talked about women .", "@USER Trump loves woman , has woman in high paying jobs , what woman work for Clintons , ones that get molested ! ! !", "@USER Of course , employing women means he loves them ... So , why did he say what he said ? You can't deny he did .", "@USER have u noticed the stock market , record highs from Trump name , so please stop whining , for America making thousands already", "@USER DJT has Midas touch , he indeed will make America great , so u liberals can please stop making fun of him", "@USER Sure , he will make rich people richer . I thought America is already great .", "@USER work hard and u too could have money , I already sent more funds to S American country to help , do u help poor or just talk"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Omg what a genius ... wow .. you deserve the noble peace prize . 😱 😱", "context": ["I know it ’ s bothersome that I ’ m speaking some Awful Truths & asking these questions , so I ’ ll just continue : Can someone name the building in the US that the “ bad guy ” General Soleimani ordered blown up ? How bout the civilian US airliner that “ bad actor ” Soleimani had shot down ?", "I can ’ t seem to remember exactly where Soleimani ’ s Revolutionary Guard landed on our shores . Was it New Jersey ? Miami Beach ? Big Sur ? Where did they invade our sovereign nation ? Help me remember the American cities bombed by Iranian bomber planes — Boise ? Tulsa ? Wichita ? Newark ?", "I ’ m frustrated that I can ’ t remember which of Soleimani ’ s suicide bombers walked into the Mall of America - or was it Six Flags ? Trump Tower ? Dammit - somebody help me ! Ok , but we all remember the cabinet member Soleimani ’ s sniper assassinated in Georgetown , right ?", "Soleimani ’ s gas attack in the Washington Metro ! The Iranian commando with an AK - 15 who shot up that high school in Oregon ! The water in Flint ! Soleimani poisoned the water in Flint ! Of course , it all makes sense ! What took so long to figure out he was the terrorist who did it !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you have to wonder why we like to play players in their best positions .", "context": ["2 weeks ago , Vydra was a waste of money and sent some vile abuse on social media . Today he's our saviour . I hope he grabs his chance ! 🐑 ❤ ️", "@USER if he plays in a front 2 he will perform ... he is not a loan striker ... pleased with the formation change", "@USER @USER definitely not a loan striker as we bought him ! Not a lone striker either 😂 😂 #pedant", "@USER @USER not happy we are playing him as a winger !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I love the Whitman Mission ! I was just there in June but I ’ d love to go back . I ’ ve REALLY been wanting to check out the Franklin County historical museum in Pasco ... I think we ’ ve got a lot of history in our future @USER .", "context": ["Who is the fic author up for this challenge ? ", "@USER but but it will interfere with my Oregon Trail WayHaught idea and the zillion other AU ideas that rattle around my brain nevertheless I love it", "@USER yo Delayne , if you've never been , you should make a trip to the Whitman Mission site over towards Walla Walla . I think it'd be a good day trip for you ? I learned * so much * there plus , that part of the country is awful pretty", "@USER I'll add that to the list . Hey @USER want to join me ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Right , so you kill the people not the regime and terrorist who won't stop their attacks on our soldiers . Great job !", "context": ["Just spoke to @USER on : - how #Soleimani strike disrupted deadly near term attacks on Americans & reestablished deterrence - our desire to avoid further military escalation - U . S . plans for a strong but appropriate response to any new attacks from #Iran or it ’ s proxies 1/3", "The goal of U . S . policy is an #Iran that is prosperous & lives in harmony with its neighbors & the world . But this will require its clerical leaders to : - abandon their nuclear weapons ambition ; and - end their support of violence & terrorism 2/3", "We will advance this strategy via economic sanctions , not military action And we are ready to engage in serious diplomacy But we will take decisive military action to disrupt , deter or repel attacks against Americans And we will never allow #Iran to acquire nuclear weapons 3/3"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ( I was speaking in Bengals ' voice for effect ) . Gilmore's a monster . The world knows it .", "context": ["I'd keep trying to jam the ball into Boyd . That Gilmore thing is a blip on the radar screen .", "@USER Can't I enjoy Gilmore's greatness and the Bengals stupidity all at the same time ?", "@USER Yes but your comments sound like the opposite lol ! ! Let ’ s go Pats ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The is clearly lost on LAD and their cheerleaders . What's that saying , you can't educate a fool ...", "context": ["They gave their today so that tomorrow you can sit on Twitter , quoting the Bible and spewing hatred . Lest we forget ", "@USER You spew your fair share of hatred yourself . #Ironic", ". @USER Oh and btw , it's not #Ironic . Irony would be quoting bible passages in your bio whilst labelling people as fat bastards .", "@USER @USER I will enter this convo , drop off this pic and leave 👍 "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER maybe u r part of the #dnc & helped w / convention script #racism #dncleaks", "context": ["All I can say is , if you're doing political trolling today , u got the whole Christmas thing all wrong . Go sing a ca … ", "@USER @USER @USER the lesson is that the deplorables & the media n country preferred a racist p * ssy grabber over sanity !", "@USER @USER @USER lol the only racists were found in #DNCleaks & against #berniesanders #media", "@USER @USER @USER no the proven racist is p * ssy grabber who is lauded by low based assed supporters who believe his BS !", "@USER @USER ok but with that hyperbole u belong on CNN w / @USER cuz #factsmatter 😬", "@USER @USER @USER what's hyperbole - actual words we heard from racist p * ssy grabber or fact that U believe n p * ssy grabbing !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Self dealing got them a medal of honor . #BushianSenseOfHumor", "context": ["1 ) Beyond @USER thread , let me point out why Greenwald ’ s past comparisons don ’ t make sense on Russia hack issue ", "2 ) As a general point , I agree w / Greenwald / Hayes that skepticism in processing claims from the Intelligence Community ( IC ) is a good thing", "3 ) However , there is a key difference between the major historical examples offered by Greenwald versus the Russia / Wikileaks case", "4 ) Iraq WMD intel : In this case , intel was intentionally manipulated at the behest of Bush / Cheney ; they forced IC to cook up WMD claims", "5 ) There were contemporaneous stories in media pre-Iraq-invasion alleging Bush WH was twisting arms of IC to cook the WMD books", "6 ) Ex : On Iraq's aluminum tubes , both INR & DOE had alternative views disagreeing w / CIA assessment ; some got leaked to press", "7 ) Have there been any credible stories claiming Obama forced IC to manipulate any of the Russia intel or that any of it was delib . cooked ?", "8) CIA torture program : This was an official program of Bush admin & no one in Bush WH or CIA wanted war crimes prosecution", "9 ) It is not surprising that Bush admin / CIA officials would lie about a program that could have landed some of them in prison !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Did you know that due to the unavailability of the #737Max , flydubai has had to acquire some half life Boeing 737s from Smartwings . Lets just say the passengers are in for an even better experience . ", "context": ["Afew years ago , Emirates and flydubai found an opportunity to widen their customer base by offering passengers easy transfers at DXB between the two airlines . Today almost 68 % of passengers reported poor service whilst travelling on flydubai flights . Time for a rethink ! #PaxEx ", "@USER Honestly I didn't realise the reviews were so poor ! Is Emirates turning a blind eye on this ?", "@USER I went on a codeshare flight in the summer . There are works going on in DXB and where the fly Dubai planes are kept , it ’ s a long drive but nevertheless I think it ’ s cos it ’ s with Emirates , people expectations are high from before forgetting it ’ s a budget carrier .", "@USER Emirates needs to review why it went ahead with this codeshare ? ! Two completely different products and the customers are suffering !", "@USER I guess it ’ s probably working with other routes . To Pakistan I ’ ve noticed all airlines slack with their equipment choices and service with exception of Qatar as they were the first to bring their latest aircraft"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER believes science that says smoking causes cancer & Ignores same science that says earth is a globe .", "context": ["@USER @USER so you are in the pocket of Big Satellite , basically brainwashed into thinking there's anything up there ?", "@USER @USER @USER there is overwhelming evidence that satellites exist . What's wrong with your search engine #flatearth ?", "@USER @USER @USER this profile picture is not helping your ' Not a NASA shill \" point ", "@USER @USER @USER oh for sure I'm a NASA Shill . I even had shirts made #flatearth . The earth is still a #globe regardless .", "@USER @USER @USER \" oh I'm a shill for Big Tobacco and smoking doesn't cause cancer . \" You're basically a murderer ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER you want to take the choice of #Prep away .", "context": ["You are . If you're a taxpayer then you are . Not nice having choice taken away is it ? #Prep ", "@USER You are now the bigot you claim to be against .", "@USER I'm just stating the truth . If you're a UK taxpayer then you're paying for #Prep .", "@USER No you made a flippant statement about taking my choice away . Youre greedy selfishness shines through ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER whew ! Thank g-d I paid for that extra leg room ! #comfort #class", "context": ["nothing like good old @USER switching planes out the day before a long flight and moving you from an aisle seat to a middle . Should've known it wouldn't go smoothly . So much for #customersatisfaction", "@USER ... and their ( @USER ) pat customer service answer did nothing beside disappoint me more . Try harder .", "@USER @USER wha's the point of reserving a seat over a month in advance , checking in the day before and then afterwards seeing the seat has been changed ? come on ! A little head's up would be nice instead of a brutal ... \" SURPRISE ! MIDDLE SEAT FOR YOU ! ! THANKS FOR FLYING @USER ! ! ! \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER When you disagree with Queen Toula , she mutes you . She really is a great debater and is definitely not self-righteous . #qcpoli #bill21", "context": ["‘ I feel like a stranger here now ' : For six Muslim women , Quebec ’ s religious symbols law has upended their lives . #qcpoli #cdnpoli #Bill21", "@USER You are so funny ! ... No credibility , . You didn't get it , that this Nour lady just wanted Media spotlight and you all felled for it !", "@USER LOL It ’ s bad enough you ’ re a xenophobe , do you have to be this gullible too ? Better luck next time . Muting you now ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Looks like you have started brewing the agenda for #cce2020 now . That's a compelling reason to lock in the calendars to be there ( not just for for the t-shirt ) And have Tom share his humor and there", "context": ["MyPOV : Still the best cartoon on #CMO's and apocalyptic marketing predictions ! Tom Fishbourne rocks it ! @USER c @USER ", "@USER @USER I always come back to this ... Instant Coffee didn't kill Coffee .", "@USER @USER @USER MyPOV : Instant coffee isn't coffee . Just like instant marketing isn't usually marketing in the long-term . Somethings are better brewed slowly - #marketing and #brand as its essence is one of those . For those in a hurry , those apocalyptic predictions will be dead right .", "@USER @USER @USER Some things ARE better brewed slowly . LOVE IT ! Can we make that into a T-Shirt for #CCE2020 ? ? ? ( Keep in mind when I got home today , there was a MOUNTAIN of catalogs for Christmas ... even with print being dead and all ... )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You praised @USER for apologizing and showing leadership , and you can t do the same . @USER", "context": ["It's apparent that #wrp & supporters are so invested in outrage that they've neglected to pursue info re that which outrages them so .", "I see regular tweets fr people who * should * be better informed , but I assume the outrage shared in their #wrp echo chamber's more satisfying", "@USER it's not clear the rebate or the tax was talking to my friends no one knows anything basically ..", "@USER @USER in this day and age , ignorance is a choice", "Not too busy to pitch fits on Twitter . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER none of my friends are on Twitter in fact everyone is like don't get into politics lol", "@USER Didn ’ t you say you had lots of friends and family on Twitter so perception was important ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER mom and aunt .. Some Twitter friends but not daily friends", "@USER No , you said friends from your son ’ s school were on here and from parent counsel . @USER @USER", "@USER I ’ m not stupid . I have Twitter advanced search for what you ’ ve said . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER well I have many friends you can search away looks like you don't like me so why interact ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 1 ) that ’ s racist 2 ) we don ’ t joke about Russians here . They are trying to intervene in our elections and it ’ s Trumps fault !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER see what you ’ ve started ? Please just tell bob I ’ m the one before this gets out of hand . He just doesn ’ t know ...", "@USER @USER @USER Let ’ s settle it this way ... whoever lives the closest wins . ", "@USER @USER @USER Its SUCH A GOOD FEELING knowing that I'm still the one ! Being FAVORITE is GRAND .. ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh geez , now THOMAS is back . I tell ya it ’ s like playing ", "@USER @USER @USER Ok , let ’ s settle this by arm wrastlin . ", "@USER @USER @USER Are you one of the guys leaning on the ropes ? 🤪", "@USER @USER @USER You know ... he was a pretty good fighter in his day . 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER Who ? Burgess Meredith ? The guy that striped on his glasses at the library in the apocalypse ?", "@USER @USER @USER Ok things are getting a little heated ... may I suggest a round of "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm unconcerned with racism ? Christ , that it ? And he blocked me for not being concerned about it . 😂 His echo chamber must be just booming !", "context": ["John is one of the most enigmatic characters I ever worked with . We rowed but I admired his intellect and work ethic , which made him the stand out figure in his faction . The defeat is not ‘ on him ’ though . It is shared with the shadow cabinet and NEC , who supported the manifesto . ", "@USER You pushed for a remain position and 2nd referendum ...", "@USER @USER He did indeed . He ’ s quite entitled to do that !", "@USER @USER @USER Indeed he is . But don't then blame others for the manifesto . Especially if you lose votes and seats in Brexit areas .", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t think Tom is blaming anyone . He wisely bailed out of the institutionally antisemitic hard left mess that the Labour has now disintegrated into .", "@USER @USER @USER He is , read what he said . And you can stop the smears now , the GE is over . 🤦", "@USER @USER @USER The truth is not smears . If you think Corbyn and his cronies are in trouble now just wait until January when the EHRC publishes the result of its investigation into institutional racism in the Labour Party .", "@USER @USER @USER I'll read it as soon as they've completed one anti-Semitism and Islamophobia in the Tory Party . They then should be a proper investigation on the Tory government and Windrush . But I won't hold my breath .", "@USER @USER @USER If the EHRC receives the volume of complaints about the Conservative ’ s as they have against Labour then they will open an investigation . That ’ s how the process and law works . At the moment , it ’ s only the Labour Party that is under formal investigation for institutional racism .", "@USER @USER @USER Antisemitism and Islamophobia are 2 things which affect the UK population , less than 1 % and 6 % respectively . As bad as any ism or phobia is I'm more interested in the suppressed #RussiaReport which * could affect a significant more . Media lost track of it bigly in favour of AS .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m also keen to see the Russia report but unlike you am also concerned about racism . It ’ s not an either or .", "@USER @USER @USER Less than 1 % of Labour's membership was accused of antisemitism under Corbyn . Corbyn standing up for Palestine doesn't make him an anstisemite , it makes him an anti-racist . Piss off with your concern trolling .", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 Trust me , if you're gonna tell someone like me to piss off you won't stand a cat in hells chance . Ever . The AS should have been nipped in the bud before the summer and yes , he should have apologised during the AN interview , instead his non-apology allowed it to dominate .", "@USER @USER @USER And I'm not sure you intrepetted my tweet right anyway ? ! ? 😄", "@USER @USER @USER I wasnt replying to you it was to", "@USER @USER @USER Can't see what he wrote , he's blocked me . What was it I said ? 🤣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Says the guy with 9k tweets and less than 300 followers ... .", "context": ["Dear God in heaven the irony of this statement coming from an MLS defender . MLS is all ONE entity . FFS ", "@USER @USER and by the way each club has different owners but the league calls make certain rules such as salary cap .", "@USER @USER @USER IIRC MLS 51 % of the franchise share , \" operator \" 49 % . MLS also owns the intellectual property , etc", "@USER @USER @USER I wish y'all would learn why American / Canadian sports do things they way . It's a reason for no pro / rep", "@USER @USER @USER You mean like the Red Sox and Reds buying up their competition to create cartels in the 1880s - 1930s ?", "@USER @USER @USER Or because they traveled by steam locomotive instead of jet .", "@USER @USER @USER Or because news was distributed by 60 major newspapers in fewer than 30 cities .", "@USER @USER @USER yYou don't want an economic history of American sports debate with me , I'm wayyyy out of your league .", "@USER @USER @USER lol okay Ph . Dummy . It's not like the NFL / NHL / MLB / NBA / NCAA / CFL uses pro / rel 👍 🏻", "@USER @USER @USER NFL is niche regional sport with NO outside competition .", "@USER @USER @USER Baseball is only played in four developed countries ; two of which play in MLB .", "@USER @USER @USER The NBA is only five years removed from taking emergency loans to continue operations in 2011 .", "@USER @USER @USER 1/3 of the NHL's individual teams are currently operating at a loss . Another 1/3 made less than $ 10M .", "@USER @USER @USER P . S . I do have a Ph . D ... want to keep this up ?", "@USER in fact , this picture describes just how seriously I'm taking you for . A joke . ", "@USER Good for you , thanks for being an easy example of MLS intellect for me to parade around for the mo … ", "@USER you are nothing but an insignificant keyboard warrior who hides behind a screen . #YouGotThis #keyboardwarrior #hero"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER they'll be the ones hurting the most from this administration .", "context": ["Trump to name Goldman Sachs veteran , Gary Cohn , to head National Economic Council ", "@USER thats 3 from GS now ... so much for draining the swamp.Trump conned the nation .", "@USER @USER not the nation , just the gullible . Still lost by 2.7 million so there's still hope .", "@USER @USER @USER true that - he duped the \" uneducated \" \" oh how I love the uneducated \" . Train wreck 101"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because the FORMAL education required as entry point to the job must be the only way to get that information / proves you understand the topic at the depth required ! !", "context": ["Let ’ s hear some shitty teacher stories , go off ", "@USER I get that there are plenty of shitty teacher stories , but why are there never any “ tell me your great teacher stories ” threads ? Because , anecdata aside , there are far more good teachers than shitty ones . And this kind of thread just enables the Betsy DeVos ’ s of the world .", "@USER @USER I'm sure there are great teachers , I just never experienced it . And those little power trips they go on affect kids deeply , as you can seen whenever these threads come up .", "@USER @USER Of course . It ’ s also pretty debilitating having your profession of 30 + years under constant public and political assault .", "@USER @USER Pretty sure the examples I gave were all examples of completely unprovoked shittiness . I was too terrified to put a foot wrong at school so it certainly wasn't me acting out .", "@USER @USER I ’ m not denying that . I ’ m saying that teacher mental health and well-being is also a very real issue , and it is very damaging to have one ’ s profession persistently attacked in public forums .", "@USER @USER @USER There are also just some people who became teachers because it was an easy way to an okay check . And they mail it in every day in every way . America doesn't value education because most of remember school as awful .", "@USER @USER @USER You need an actual degree to become a teacher \" easy way to an okay check \" okay Mr audio engineer"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ask #FBI Comey 2 investigate how he rigged it 4 #OrangeHitler . Sorry 4", "context": ["Exactly , Florida , Pennsylvania , Iowa , Michigan . These were stolen via cyber attack . They have no mandate . They are … ", "@USER @USER NO evidence ? But #OrangeHitler #NotMyPresident . So why not ? And Comey #FBI", "@USER @USER They shld look into election . I'm not a normal conspiracy theorist , but this just feels wrong ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm discussing ONE of MANY perpetrators which r priests and U want to DENY it . Maybe because ur Christian", "context": ["Moral of the Milo / CPAC / Simon & Schuster story : Racism , Islamophobia , misogyny , transphobia are profitable long as you're not a pedophile .", "@USER @USER If you're expanding scope , expand it . Has nothing to do with a sect , a specific religion , or religion at all .", "@USER @USER Chain your tweets and I refer you to my other response .", "@USER @USER You cannot DENY the fact that Christian priests sexually abuse people . You have to be conscious of … ", "@USER @USER I never denied it , you fool . You're being selective in your application and interpretation of human rights , liberal ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Seriously , dump @USER . Please ! They're the worst . Every time . My package has been in St . Louis for TWO DAYS , STILL not here ! Ordered on Monday , btw . It's end of day on Friday . Thanks a lot @USER Prime .", "context": ["I wish someone @USER or @USER could try to help me understand why I pay for Prime . Delivery continues to get less reliable and more delayed . Every time . Last two orders ( both within the last 10 days ) have been late , days past the Prime window . Status \" Delayed \" .", "@USER Hi , Dana . We apologize for the frustration and want to help . Do you see this happening with a particular carrier ? You can see that info here : ^ BA", "@USER Hi . Yes , consistently with @USER . Especially the last two items .", "@USER Have you had the opportunity to contact the carrier directly to inquire about these ? If not , you can do so using the information here : Please let us know how it goes ! ^ JH"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yet he wants to put he government all up in my uterus and to reach into my doctor's office . ", "context": ["@USER you're looking at an article from 2013 when the house was not as conservative as it ( cont ) ", "@USER lol ... from 2013 honey that's almost four years ago people move into the state and ( cont ) ", "@USER Are you trying to look dumb or is it just coming naturally ?", "@USER typical liberal response when you're losing an argument go to insults", "@USER Your husband represents the liberals of his district too , like it or not .", "@USER I never said he didn't and those that have called him and wanted to meet with him he's met ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I was being mildly sarcastic with my initial comment , but there are plenty examples of both good and bad people in real life . For example , did you know that Nazis are bad ? In fact I'm pretty sure we had a war about it .", "context": ["@USER This is same guy that says Marvel films aren't real movies . At least those films know the difference between a good guy and a bad guy , in fact it's kind of the whole point of those films . Maybe that's why he doesn't like them , he'd probably side with Thanos .", "@USER @USER But what if the line separating good and evil runs through every human heart ? What then ?", "@USER @USER @USER Nope , there are good guys and bad guys , it's decided at birth , and then you just make sure your costume colors match", "@USER @USER @USER It's a hard argument to say good guys and bad guys are a thing in reality"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER lol he sure is ! Also Bannon , Spicer and Conway use personal email servers for white house business", "context": ["Yes - the operation to stop #SOROS is a wave - WE WILL ALL STOP HIM TOGETHER ! ", "@USER This is your supposed bogeyman now that HRC and Obama are gone . If there was any mileage in this , potus would do it.There isn't", "@USER No , #GeorgeSoros has been the unspoken \" bogeyman \" behind HRC and the entire globalist NWO movement . Hopefully Trump stops him 4 good"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "the Commie ldr was speaking during the GoldenJubilee of Lohia School Started by a Hindu , which was recently taken over by Christians", "context": ["The Hindus , Communists , Christians , Muslims in #Kerala comes together for our Culture .. #RighttoFestivals #elephant … ", "@USER 3rd paragrap - - - As a devotee , ELEPHANT is my RIGHT , FireCrackers are My RIGHT . but channelise some funds for more charity too", "@USER dear easwar y should the temples indulge in charity when all its land and wealth r taken by govt @USER", "Railway in Kochi , Maharajas college , university col , evry Xtian inst on the land taken by Munro & co etc r Charity f temple @USER", "A #Hinduphobe ex Devaswm Min of CPM also spoke same words of Rahul Easwar . Asks why don't Hindu Temples emulate Chu … ", "Acc to the CPM ldr , only Christian & Muslim communities shelter the downtrodden as they use the income of Church & Mosques to help poor", "This ex Devaswam Min asks if any temple runs schools & orphanages using their income ? Why didn't the min set up school under Devaswom Board ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER that's false . But what isn't false is how you , in this conversation , brought up a religious figure , the devil .", "context": ["@USER an over exaggeration and abuse of the word devil to describe someone you don't like . Shocker haha", "@USER the devil is red , as is the Republican Party , coincidence ? I think not ! Ohh n I could come up with better words than devil .", "@USER Im sure you can . those words have one thing in common though . They lack facts , logic , and the basic knowings of history 😂", "@USER kind of like religion but we wanna bring that back into politics as well ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER In all the mug shots iv seen and yes the majority is Muslim but you know it ’ s a peaceful religion", "context": ["Maggie Oliver & Tommy Robinson you were always right THEY have no where to hide anymore . 🤬 🤬 🤬 ", "@USER And dare I say it always seems to be one particular set of people but no one likes to mention 🤬 🤬 🤬", "@USER Muslims come top of every list in the UK ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So says someone who is follower of a religion which has destroyed innumerable native cultures around the world and killed innumerable humans .", "context": ["\" India ’ s most populous state , home to 200 million people , is hostage to the recklessness of a Muslim-hating chief minister . His regime is treating Muslims as the enemy , not as citizens . \" A chilling report on state violence in Uttar Pradesh : ", "@USER People read why Guha is so unhappy . The plan to burn state failed thanks to proactive police and government . ", "@USER @USER Now this is the talk of India and the world-protests firing violence burning arrests & deaths . India will be like this in the days to come as long as these rulers & their followers follow their ideology which is HATE . They are sowing the seeds of hate they will reap oneday doublefold"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER interception by former WMU commit too . . Still rooting for broncs PJ and guys did a ton for town and program .", "context": ["Western Michigan looks like the boat is rowing in the wrong direction and against the wind .", "@USER 10-17 to a quality big 10 team . PJ and co . rowing ! ! ! :) #4thquarter #gobroncs", "@USER Looking better . Might even win , but getting second in a 2 team game doesn't count for much . IMO ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh ; I believe you . Sociopaths are delusional and literally believe that what they say becomes truth merely because they say it ! #auspol ", "context": ["Accepting Suite upgrades are bad ? Here is an example of upgrades Gillard accepted in just over a two week period . ", "Here is where @USER accepted an upgrade to First Class with QANTAS , for him and his wife , return Sydney-London . If you were to privately book that yourself for travel in a months time , it would cost you just shy of $ 50k . ", "@USER @USER Travel costs change according to the time of year . Here's a more accurate costing . ", "@USER @USER @USER Well , it ’ s not a more accurate costing as he claims . It ’ s a far less accurate costing as I explained ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I reported that one a couple of days ago , if it looked similar to this ... #TidyBS5 ", "context": ["Bristol filthier streets campaign in full swing , again . @USER @USER @USER If we've told you once , we've told you a thousand times ... ", "@USER @USER @USER It's grown since I reported it on Monday ! Things are definitely getting worse again . #TidyBS5", "@USER @USER @USER 9 fly-tips reported yesterday by me , 13 the day before . I'm losing patience with the inability of BCC to tackle this perennial nuisance . #TidyBS5 ? #MyArse ! cc", "@USER @USER @USER Did you report the pavement blockage at the top of Milsom St ? I'm watching it with a kind of horror to see how far it will go ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER its called ivor the engine .. bet your well chuffed you went over to the #darkside aka as the #ConservativeParty thick as mince you eh ...", "context": ["@USER @USER yeah , your joining a party of muppets on #Brexit", "@USER @USER @USER so are you if you voted for doris", "@USER @USER @USER At least I can spell and use capital letters . Christ , man , have some self-respect . When you are as thick as you are , it's best not to advertise the fact . Quieten down ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MY FAMILY THAT WOULD BE ABLE TO PASS THAT DAMN TEST EASILY & I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT #alanismorisette", "context": ["😂 😂 😂 your mom is sitting behind me with Katina at Holden and Vade's game and she's killing me 😂 😂 @USER", "@USER 😂 😂 😂 your mom is talking about her citizenship test and your sister goes \" I don't have to take th … ", "@USER Your sister : Who's the first president ? Mom : George Bush ! No wait ! Washington ! What's his first name ? \" 😂 😂 😂", "@USER 😂 😂 😂 I become a citizen if her and my father do . In order for that to happen she has to pass the test . May God have mercy .", "@USER She said that ! ! She goes \" and Joffrey ! Gets it all for free ! ! Ugh ! \""]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is a really articulated response I must say and so mature", "context": ["Labour has more members than all other parties combined because of Jeremy Corbyn not despite him . We get to vote in the next leadership election . Some might want to rethink their attitude towards us . We ’ re not “ cranks ” . We ’ re not a “ cancer ” . We ’ re not “ a cult ” .", "@USER @USER I think Corbyn should stand again , no appeasement , unapologetic , our lessons learned , our way . We won't be bullied by an establishment , and it's lap dog , attack dog media , stand proud and defiant . Nows the time for character , not capitulation and humiliation . ", "@USER @USER @USER Hope he does that will give us certain 10 years in power . Go ahead punk make my day"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May I borrow a hashtag from you bio ?", "context": ["Same-sex marriages will be legally recognized in Northern Ireland as of today .", "@USER Too bad for the gay people of Northern Ireland because I recognize it as a fake country as of ... always", "@USER @USER Sorry Northern Ireland . Professor Pancakes doesn't recognize your country , which is apparently more meaningful than the your law . Too bad for Northern Ireland , so close . 😕 💔", "@USER @USER If they wanted to be a real country , they should have made a more creative name . Calling themselves Northern Ireland is basically just admitting that they're Ireland but they wish they weren't", "@USER @USER @USER I think USA calling themselves America would just be like Northern Ireland directly calling themselves Ireland rather than just admitting that they're the same thing", "@USER @USER @USER I was born in the Federal Republic of Germany , which at that time was a different country than the German Democratic Republic . Yet both if them were German nations . Anyways , Ireland , Northern Irland , England , Scotland , Wales , GB , UK , it's all the same to us continentals in the EU", "@USER @USER @USER I ran out of characters , so I couldn't add a winky smiley ... 😉"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER also you say to grow up but you're doing all this yelling so", "context": ["@USER Quit Crying CUPCAKE LOL Show Obamas jobs lmao ", "@USER also do you remember that time when trump said that he basically created 8k jobs with 2 companies", "@USER Dude seriously GROW UP GET OVER IT ACCEPT CHANGES ARE ALREADY PAST OBAMA'S 8 YRS IN 5 DAYS GIVE CREDIT WHERE DO PLEASE ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh yeah . They despise him . Wherever you got THAT from you need to know they ’ re feeding you absolute BS Trump wouldn ’ t have this many people morning for him if it were him .", "context": ["1 . I ’ ve had a chance to check in with sources , including two US officials who had intelligence briefings after the strike on Suleimani . Here is what I ’ ve learned . According to them , the evidence suggesting there was to be an imminent attack on American targets is “ razor thin ” .", "@USER The terrorist orchestrated an attack on the US embassy . His expectation should have been that the US military would kill him . Simple .", "@USER @USER If only life were so simple . It ’ s not . The last time the United States killed a major military leader in a foreign country was during World War II , when the American military shot down the plane carrying the Japanese admiral Isoroku Yamamoto .", "@USER @USER Iran already knew there are consequences . Now they have no choice but to respond . Now the Iraqi parliament wants us out . To not do so would be violating their sovereignty . Iraq is Iran ’ s . It ’ s over . Let ’ s get out . Other option is war w no plan , dead Americans .", "@USER @USER I think you and I agree there are no good options .", "@USER @USER When we fought the Cold War we didn ’ t assassinate Russian Generals who had caused the death of Americans and their allies in proxy wars .", "@USER @USER Would we have if they orchestrated attacks on our embassies ?", "@USER @USER It ’ s called diplomacy . Taking out Soleimani is dangerous . Threatening to take out holy sites is playing into the hands of Jihadis everywhere . He doesn ’ t understand his enemy . He doesn ’ t understand himself . He ’ s the biggest threat to peace in the world right now , hands down .", "@USER @USER I've also heard the general is despised by the Iranian people . Also curious as to who tipped us off as to where the general would be ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER said on Radio it was \" unsavoury \" but that from Derek Ferguson King Hun", "context": ["@USER I guess that must be that for the manager ?", "@USER you would think so but this arrogant prick has no honour", "@USER caught part of it I was observing the protest outside the ground"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Besides , Wisen — whose own church doesn ’ t have open books — encouraged / told other HBF men to “ move on , ” not take “ swings at the bride of Christ , ” & coach others to “ follow our lead . ” This is a faux moral high road that plays into the secretive $ culture . Blech 2/2 ", "context": ["Here are my top 10 stories from last year . I ’ m amazed at all God revealed and accomplished through this blog . And I ’ m grateful for every source who entrusted his or her story and information to me . This was a team effort ! ", "@USER I still don ’ t get this . HBF was a subsidiary how ? According to who ? It had a diff board , no ? Also , why didn ’ t anyone fight HBC 1 on HBF donors behalf ? Instead Wisen , @USER , @USER et al took the pseudo-spiritual high road of silence on theft of donor funds 🤨 ", "@USER @USER @USER The HBF board was there only in theory , according to my sources . HBF was under the HBC elders who had no idea what was going on .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not trying to be difficult , but what does “ under the HBC board mean ” ? Are the sources saying that HBC 1 ’ s board was secretly the boss of HBF ? The sources ’ use of “ subsidiary ” makes it sound like there was some kind of actual legal position of authority of one over the other", "@USER @USER @USER It wasn't secret . According to former HBF director , Gordon Zwirkoski , James very clearly articulated that he wanted HBF brought under HBC & the HBC elders . HBF allegedly ceased to be a separate 501c3 and became an auxiliary of HBC . At least , that's the narrative .", "@USER @USER @USER When does Mr Zwirkoski allege that happened ? What year ? Unless he says 2017 , financial statements , the IL SoS , and the IRS conflict w / his narrative , as far as I can tell . With these various \" open \" EINs , I have big concerns about theft & money laundering", "@USER @USER @USER He can ’ t attest to it happening . In fact , he opposed it and that ’ s why James fired him . No one seems to know for sure . My guess is only Fred Adams and James know — and maybe Steve Huston . And maybe they kept separate orgs for the purpose you suggest .", "@USER @USER @USER knew . Seems pretty clear here . Also , HBF was renamed Vertical Church Network in Feb 2018 , per IL SoS , and uses the same EIN as HBF , it appears . ", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , but the confusion was how it ’ s a 501c3 but not a separate legal entity from HBC . Can ’ t remember the term . Auxiliary something .", "@USER @USER @USER Integrated auxiliary . My current understanding is that if it were an integrated auxiliary , would have / should have noted it here . I can ask a NFP accounting expert .", "@USER @USER @USER Probe your NFP expert . I confess this is a new term for me .", "@USER @USER @USER See here Also , here's a screenshot from the final HBF audited statements by I see no lack of clarity here about what HBF was as a legal entity . If it was an IG of HBC , then why didn't CC say so ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Moreover , HBF transitioned into VCN ( same EIN and IL corp file number ) . No one is asking if VCN is an integrated auxiliary of HBC , and no action was taken for it not to be . Why ? Because HBF wasn't a IA , in my opinion", "@USER @USER @USER If it wasn ’ t an integrated auxiliary as Harvest leaders claimed , then HBC stole from HBF . If it is an IA , then what happened cannot be stealing because HBC & HBF we ’ re legally the same .", "@USER @USER @USER Right . More importantly , it means HBC stole from HBF donors . Has any HBC leader , current or former , ever told a straight , complete story when it comes to money or real estate ? Even the folks who aren ’ t “ lying ” don ’ t ever seem to have the full story .", "@USER @USER @USER When it comes to HBF , Harvest withheld info from those conducting the financial review . Even Wisen didn ’ t know for sure whether HBF was an integrated auxiliary or not . I couldn ’ t get a straight answer from Harvest about the board . Just a hot mess . GCC should ask for $ HBC owes .", "@USER @USER @USER I replied here . Seems to me that the entity relationships are made crystal-clear . I ’ m also not seeing that HBC owes GCC anything . HBC owes donors to HBF , which may include $ given to HBF by the church plants . ", "@USER @USER @USER Almost all of HBF's budget was from the independent Harvest churches that comprised HBF . When James disbanded HBF , those churches formed GCC . So I think GCC has a right to the $ . Or , the approx 150 churches could seek reimbursement individually , but that would be vry complicated", "@USER @USER @USER GCC as an entity wouldn ’ t have a right to that money , in my non-lawyerly opinion , b / c GCC didn ’ t give the money & was formed ex post facto If the stolen money was directly from churches giving the 5 % franchise fee to HBF , then the churches could perhaps band together & sue 1 /"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wait until you re-read Astérix remembering that it was published around the same time when Algeria was fighting for its independence from French invaders ... #colonialism", "context": ["Started reading Tintin with my youngest tonight . They are a lot more ... um ... one dimensional in their deptictioms of people than I remember . I loved these books so much as a kid . ", "@USER I appreciate the craft , the visual storytelling , and the draftsmanship , but I admit I have to work at it .", "@USER I was probably just at the perfect age to eat this up ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER my pleasure , My dentist , doesn't like tea , his name is Denis , , @USER ", "context": ["@USER @USER I think it would make a lovely song / book title ! You too ! 😊", "@USER omg we were both thinking the same thing ! ! 🤗 👏 🏼 😘 @USER @USER", "@USER yes I am , mostly 😊 Dental pain yesterday , better today . Thank you ❤ ️ And you ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER omg this is just lovely ! ! Thank you , dear friend ! ! 😘 😘 ❤ ️ 🌹"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER so Sam Harris ( scientist ) is biased but the is not", "context": ["Prove what you tweet ( & collect your Nobel Prize ) & I will apologize for thinking you are just a mentally ill adult … ", "@USER @USER @USER Here is an example . I refer to Strobel & Lane for objective approaches .", "@USER nowhere does that article suggest any sort of supernatural causality . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER ( Chuckles ) . Did you type that with a straight face ? How does it explain 👇 ", "What aspect of his experience conflicts with the malfunctioning brain hypothesis , @USER ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER So you equate visions of heaven with malfunctioning brains ?", "How did you validate that his visions were actually \" heaven , \" @USER ? Far more likely to be dream-like . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER That's one ( obviously biased ) opinion . Who wrote that ? Sam Harris ?", "@USER If the single observation is subjective , then it's shoddy evidence . You have a long ways to go . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER A thousand anecdotes give us data for a qualitative , empirical content analysis .", "And yet the strongest example you can muster STILL fails to demonstrate any supernatural causation , @USER . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER @USER Yes , apologies high volume has taken down our website . IMS staff working on it . #sd36learn", "context": ["All #surreyBC schools and facilities closed today for staff and students . @USER #sd36learn #onemoreday", "@USER @USER Tuesdays closure isn't on school website nor has CKNW announced the closure . Confusing for parents without twitter", "@USER @USER SD36 website appears to be down right now . High traffic volume ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Answering my question without bias would make you the munafiq .", "context": ["Check out @USER TL as I wound him up by calling him a \" lowly office worker from manchester \" #ComedyGold 😂 ", "@USER @USER @USER What point are you trying to make with the word ' lowly ' out of interest ?", "@USER @USER @USER With disparaging intent , the use of the word isn't problematic ?", "@USER @USER @USER It's towards a racist Islamophobe so no . Why are you supporting a racist I wonder ?", "@USER @USER @USER You're appealing to tribal instincts when faced with a challenge that opens you to hypocrisy", "@USER @USER @USER Blah blah blah when you support an Islamophobe that opens you up to being a Munafiq ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER what's so funny and ironic about this article is it cites a #Russian as the expert #Russians #media", "context": ["Putin rejects calls to expel U . S . diplomats : I won't sink to Obama's level ", "@USER And again #obama is out flanked on the world stage and made to look small #ObamaLegacyOfFailures #Russiansdidit", "@USER @USER Or putin realizes that the US is stronger and doesn't want to get into something he can't win . Don't believe what he says", "@USER Yeah the US is stronger so I guess that means we should bully other countries / sanction them based on no evidence .", "@USER Yeah the conservative media loves to tell you there is no proof . Lol "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER btw keeping info in something more secure then a gmail might help cyber warfare ..", "context": ["Before I , or anyone , saw the classified and / or highly confidential hacking intelligence report , it was leaked out to @USER . So serious !", "@USER it's ok , Mr . President . Those of us who are woke pay no more attention to @USER than Jersey Shore as a legit news source", "@USER @USER @USER about as much as we pay attention to 3am trump policy tweets", "@USER @USER @USER oh you ARE paying attention . You read and responded . #CaughtInTheWeb", "@USER @USER @USER I voted for him but at some point you have to become presidential", "@USER @USER @USER I voted for him too . I hope he continues to shitpost . 🤗", "@USER \" Some men just want to watch the world burn . \"", "@USER @USER And some set fire to it ... aka : Obama and Liberals . Time to put OUT the fire . It's okay , the grownups are here .", "@USER Trump is a 6 year old . Anyone who stands by to watch him burn it all down is not a grownup either . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER it seems youre fine watching obama burn America into a war over a rumor to #liberalscholar", "@USER There was never a threat of war b / c US opposes cyber warfare . A naive and ignorant assertion . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER which explains attaching more value student than teacher ;-)", "context": ["@USER @USER clarity of expectations , use of ' one voice ' , ways of engaging learners with learning , complexity of motivation .", "@USER @USER someone said to me just the other day that my ' one voice ' idea had changed her classroom experience for better .", "@USER @USER @USER when a person is addressing the whole group ( which obvs isn't all the time ) , no one else speaks .", "@USER @USER @USER which is basically how all teachers operate . It's just the name for the rule someone told me .", "@USER @USER @USER I see . I've always found 1V speaking almost impossible in anything other than a circle / horseshoe", "@USER @USER @USER whole class discussions are weird . Where else in life do you have an extended conversation with 30 ...", "@USER @USER @USER I probably wouldn't be using it for ' discussions ' though , I'd use a group format for that .", "@USER @USER @USER this explains my methods , not a didactic moment in sight ! ;) ", "@USER @USER @USER To me that looks didactic from start to finish !", "@USER @USER @USER It is but Sue does not want to agree she is actually a teacher from the dark side . 8-) )", "@USER @USER @USER you probably have to be there but it's very dialogic and responsive to audience . Stand up comedy .", "@USER @USER @USER some said they were shifting the goalposts through arguing about definitions :-D", "@USER @USER @USER Prog is basically saying kids can discover truths for themselves in an effective way", "@USER @USER @USER which is why it's such a stupid label , no one operates like that as an educator .", "@USER @USER @USER So why would PISA research inquiry learning and its ( lack of ) effectiveness ?", "@USER @USER @USER rather than say label A real label , or B or C better , I prefer looking at how measured", "@USER @USER @USER Have you looked ? Do you come to different conclusions ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER , you misunderstood the meaning of the tweet . It's , and \" murdering students \" actually means that the students themselves are murderous . It did not mean \" students being murdered \" .", "context": ["Perhaps the Japanese will be bend to the US , but the Chinese will not , just as the Chinese did not be bend to Japan decades ago . ", "@USER Great idea , let's start ANOTHER war with China over a few rioting murdering students . That's a really smart thing to do 🤬", "@USER Murder ? Could you tell me how many students have been murdered by the police ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ted Cruz was able to have a long filibuster . Why ? He stayed within the rules . #ShePersisted", "context": ["\" When the left doesn't have any other arguments , they go and just accuse everyone of being a racist \" ~ @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER Senator Warren uses the standard Democratic tactics of \" Obstruct , Delay , & Deny \" whic … ", "@USER @USER How can you say that after the unprecedented obstruction by the GOP the last 8 yrs ? Definition of hypocrisy"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The Libs talking of violence while they riot on streets & beat up Trump sup !", "context": ["The American president is now beholden to the greatest threat tp our allies . We reported it , and Pepe wouldn't listen . Russians confessed .", "@USER < < err you are frothing at the mouth ! Go get that checked , at the asylum ! AHAHAH the #MORONS", "@USER so despite the evidence and Russians admitting it , you still think it's untrue ? Or you don't care Ur boy conspired w / enemy ?", "@USER By the way the #wikileaks expose of HTC - you realise these Julian didn't WRITE the emails . SHE DID ! AHAHAH", "@USER @USER LOL ever heard of programs to alter mails ? Assange hosted in Russian TV a show and is still in contact", "@USER @USER Ahahah ! Good one . Loving the X Files . You MORONS will be needed 4 yrs down the line ! Hang in there ! Ahahah", "@USER @USER what is the source of your denial ? Or are u so stupid u don't get why this matters ?", "@USER @USER @USER Some ppl just refuse to see the light-I say DJT shld get on twitter + tell his supporters to stp", "@USER @USER @USER I hope the protests will only stop after he got indicted #LockHimUp", "@USER @USER @USER Haha He is going to the White House , haven't you heard ? But KILLERY on the other hand ... Ahahah !", "@USER @USER @USER a lot of things can happen before he gets sworn in", "@USER @USER @USER & the veiled threats pour in ... such a peace loving electorate the Hillary crowd is !", "@USER @USER @USER Trump Supporters aren't the ones rioting in the streets , buddy ! Wake up !", "@USER @USER @USER They'd have done the same if Clinton had won", "@USER @USER @USER and worse , remember already promised armed violence + militia already in Training ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER my apologies Tom . I omitted from my tweet . Hope that helps you understand our humour a little more", "context": ["Wane and Betts face sack after losing meaningless games #tomorrowspapers #rugbyleague", "@USER Toovey must already be under pressure after today's loss too James ...", "@USER @USER love how obsessed you are with the Bulls 😂 🐮"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You did notice i was being sarcastic right ? 😁 I agree party in the streets day and night", "context": ["Well done ! Let the kids be kids . This world has gone too effing soft . People also need to mind their own business . ", "@USER Andrea you ’ ve obviously never seen the endless news stories of a snowy street full of kids and cars running them down . If you had you would see this differently #nofunclub", "@USER Hahahaha . I grew up in Michigan . We did all kinds of dangerous stuff on snow days . I say let the kids be kids , clearly the police found this street safe enough to have some fun . I hear you , and understand , but cmon , they are kids ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER they've got a war chest built up with your dues that they're now going to use to try to fight you off .", "context": ["These are people that care very little for #newfoundland & #labrador fish #harvesters , license holders , … ", "@USER We paln to submit our application bit earlier than legislatively mandated , on / about Dec 15 ... no going into Xmas . Lots of time .", "@USER Do you have an official minimum number you need to reach yet ?", "@USER As with ( nearly ) every information request members have set forth to our Union @USER there has been no cooperation / reply", "@USER @USER you would think the Labour relations board would force them to provide a number .", "@USER @USER We did as well , until they basically told us to bugger off . There's a VERY big story brewing here . Not #conspiracy", "@USER @USER I suspect they'll fight every inch of the way in court . Use your $ 2 pay lawyers .", "@USER @USER Perhaps they won't have $ left after NL fishers are finished with em ? ;) aside from what's in their mattresses lol"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I guess I should have put at the end of my tweet . 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️", "context": ["\" When I watch Joe Burrow , he's kind of a rich man's Andy Dalton . Burrow is good at almost everything ; I don't think he's great at anything . Wilson has the intangibles & escapability . Mahomes it's the arm talent & arm angles . Rodgers , same thing . Go down the list . \" — @USER ", "@USER @USER This little guy looks too weak to pick up a football ... Biggest thing on him is his mouth ! 😂 Burrow IS great ! And this little man is jealous ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Wow ! He is comparing a college QB to an NFL QB ! ! Dang , if we say dumb things like he said - can we get on a sports talkshow ? 🤦 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤦 🏼 ‍ ️ I've never heard of this lil man ...", "@USER @USER @USER You know that's what people do when players are about to get drafted right ? They compare them to their NFL counterparts .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , well aware . But did you listen to the segment ?", "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s probably another man who doesn ’ t listen ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂 😁 😁"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh , them ? They don't count of course since they weren't official security .", "context": ["Your constituents wouldn ’ t have to “ courageously put their own lives in harm ’ s way ” if you would pass laws proven to stop gun violence . Shame on @USER for trying to convince America that being shot in church is the price of we pay for his financial support from the @USER . ", "@USER @USER @USER I guess I can say that I'm glad that the attack was ended quickly , but let's not kid ourselves . The ' head of security for the church ' is a disgusting idea and the man was much better trained and practiced with his weapon than the average CC licensee who thinks he's Jack Bauer .", "@USER @USER @USER what about the 5 other people that pulled out their guns ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Do you even know what the play is about ? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! The is rich with this one .", "context": ["The Theater must always be a safe and special place.The cast of Hamilton was very rude last night to a very good man , Mike Pence . Apologize !", "@USER They read a respectful prepared statement . Grow up .", "@USER @USER They turned entertainment into a political arena by crying about how \" scared \" they are ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You are counting only one trillion $ not counting the thousands lives expired in their vicious interests ..", "context": ["Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U . S . came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal : $ 150 billion", "@USER U . S was also collapsing when you storm on Iraq in greed of oil ... #Sick", "@USER @USER both of you are not quite right . It's a myth , a very popular one to link US invasion of Iraq to Oil", "@USER only personel interests were involved and nothing else", "@USER I knw personal & hegemonic interests were involved . They miscalculated too . They ended up losing a trillion $ fr nothing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yuh he has said that for 3 hearings now and a month after the first letters the minority sent to request the date . He just says “ heard ” and won ’ t schedule it , instead moves forward beyond it . Funny how at the same time saying that POTUS refused to be involved . #corruption", "context": ["House Rules require Chairman Nadler to provide Republicans with a Minority Hearing . Nadler just refused our request for a Minority Hearing day again , saying he'll \" consider \" it for a future date . Yet he plans to vote out articles of impeachment TODAY .", "@USER I was almost with you until I listened to Nadler's ruling on the point of order and heads the purpose of the rule you site . Everything Republicans do now is either bad faith or obstruction . It's sad .", "@USER * heard the purpose * and * the rule you cite * damned autocorect"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Here ’ s somehing else , I note . All these Trumpians are yelling about socialism , but yet support Putin , the Russian dictator who was part and parcel of a communist regime ?", "context": ["Hi . Socialism is the necessary historical phase of development preceding communism . This is Marxism 101 , and that's why my joke was funny to anyone who ever picked up a book . ", "@USER Thank you . I haven ’ t read the Communist Manifesto since college , but even I remember that . There ’ s too much of people throwing around terms they don ’ t understand .", "@USER @USER Exactly . When he advocates nationalizing industries and central planning for the economy , he ’ ll be a socialist . Right now , he ’ s a social democrat .", "@USER @USER In fact , the current tariffs + targeted exemptions + farm subsidies are much closer to socialism than anything Bernie is proposing .", "@USER @USER Yes , with the stuff I ’ ve read about the past couple of days with the targeted exemptions , it ’ s worse . That ’ s a type of legalized corruption and political favoritism ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m sure the KILLER TERRORISTS & SICARIOS would be SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS & deathly “ afraid ” of since she exudes strength , right ? ? ? Right ? ? ? #GottaBeCrazy #CorruptDemocrats #DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica", "context": ["This week , the Justice Department determined that the lies that were peddled about me , my family , & @USER are without merit . I couldn ’ t be more grateful to everyone that stuck with us while we continued to focus on the work . Let ’ s keep going . ", "@USER @USER We know who this family is and what they fight for . There's nothing nefarious to find . I voted for President Clinton and you 3 × . I donate to the Clinton Foundation bc it's good work needs support , continued . My family is with you ALL and we never left . #StillWithHill ❤", "@USER @USER @USER Very sad that we were denied the opportunity of your Presidency . This Landscape would have been a far safer and better one . #StillWithHer ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yeah , nice try . \" Here's 8 whole consoles for your store ! \" Can't wait for you guys to magically meet your deadline", "context": ["The Nintendo Entertainment System : NES Classic Edition system is a hot item , and we are working hard to keep up with consumer demand . 1/3", "There will be a steady flow of additional systems through the holiday shopping season and into the new year . 2/3", "Please contact your local retailers to check availability . A selection of participating retailers can be found @USER 3/3"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER i ’ ve been physically assaulted coming out of the women ’ s washroom by men for that very reason - their ridiculous fragile notion that we are somehow a threat .", "context": ["The fight over trans rights has ignored a key group : pro-trans feminists . Here , leading feminist thinkers told BuzzFeed News why feminism should include trans people . ", "One of the problems with biology , when discussing feminism and trans people , is where it leads , said Prof . Akwugo Emejulu . ", "“ This has always been the dark heart of white , feminist politics : a jealous guarding of the boundaries of who gets to be a woman , said Prof . Emejulu She cited several examples of white feminists excluding women from ethnic minorities , but began with the earliest . ", "This continues to the present day , she said . “ Boundary making is what ’ s crucial here . ” Therefore , she said , excluding trans people is a way of keeping one ’ s position or status . ", "Keeping trans women out is , Prof . Sally Hines said , “ regulating who can belong to a category in order to close down membership , in order to protect the rights of a dominant majority [ white women ] ” .", "Prof . Emejulu & Prof . Vanita Sundaram argue that for feminism to really deliver equality & emancipation , it must also focus on problems women face as a result of oppression on basis of factors other than their sex : in particular race , class , sexuality , disability , & gender identity . ", "Prof . Sundaram : “ My own research area is violence vs women & girls , and we know that trans women are more vulnerable to violence , harassment , and everyday abuse than other groups of women . So as a feminist and academic , it ’ s my responsibility to advocate for that group of women . ”", "“ So it has to be a feminism that challenges patriarchy and other systems of hierarchy that are used to oppress , gender identity being one of them , ” Prof . Sundaram . ", "One of the reasons that a war over trans rights has raged more intensely among feminists in the U . K . than in the US , said Prof . Alison Phipps , is “ the blame has been put on to the wrong group , and trans people are carrying the can for problems that are not of their making . ” ", "The idea that simplifying trans women ’ s legal recognition would lead to increase in attacks in toilets or prisons was unfounded . Prof . Phipps said evidence doesn ’ t show trans women to be anything like as sexually violent as men ... while instead being even more likely to be victims ", "Painting trans women as predators when they are routinely victims is unjust . And because perceived threat is not the same as actual threat , policies should be “ based on actual levels of risk , which are low , ” Prof Phipps ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Working on legislation when members are tired and fatigued just to rush something through parliament ... sounds like the smart choice to me . #wapol", "context": ["At 10.30 pm , the LC is up to clause 154 of 184 clauses of the voluntary assisted dying Bill . There are now 53 amendments supported .", "12.20 am . Clause 166 of 184 . Govt has indicated there will be a joint select committee into palliative care in 2020 . The promised inquiry successfully blocked Nick Goiran ’ s bid for a powerful joint standing committee into palliative care and VAD .", "12.56 . 184 of 184 clauses . The consideration in detail stage of the VAD Bill is over after about 80 hours with some 55 amendments supported .", "The earlier than expected finish means that the Third Reading will be dealt with on Thursday ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Preach ! Those who got wealthy because they worked hard for a bit are now coasting . The other half got wealthy because they hit the Powerball jackpot . Those lazy bums are just laughing all the way to the bank with my money . ", "context": ["500 people , or around 0.0000000625 % of the world's population , own about 7 % of the global GDP . ", "@USER @USER I ’ m not here to hate or make a political statement about capitalism or financial equality : I ’ m just super curious about how their day-to-day lives transpire . Probably an awesome experience .", "@USER @USER @USER A lot of hard work . Day in , day out .", "@USER @USER @USER Ya it ’ s exhausted just watching your money double"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The irony of this tweet is amazing . CEO of a company that advertised the fact it is reducing its plastic use and you moan that a PLANE is less than 2 hours late for a flight from Manchester to London .", "context": ["@USER thanks for ignoring my earlier tweet . Your customer service is pathetic and to think I'm a very regular flyer", "@USER Hi Steve , so sorry for the delay in our response , how can we help ? Why are you so upset ? Danny", "@USER Manchester to London flight 100 minutes late . This route is constantly late"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER CMC is an ok player and seems to gain some yards here and there . I get what you're saying but I'd think there is someone with discipline that has a good offensive mind AND doesnt lose more than he wins .", "context": ["Ron Rivera's record as a head coach is pretty underwhelming . He had more losing seasons . Not sure the infatuation with him . #browns", "@USER Didnt work in Carolina in over half the seasons ?", "@USER Roster composition and injuries play a role too"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm offended & could interpret what you've stated as alluding to something like a trope I've stretched into whatever I Say ! Literally worse than Hitler & all of the anti-Semitic murders in history !", "context": ["The NGO @USER named #IlhanOmar \" 2019 Antisemite of the Year . \" Reporting by @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER For what exactly ? I ’ ve never heard her say anything antisemitic .", "@USER @USER @USER Well she made a comment once that you can interpret as alluding to tropes used by historical antisemites . That's worse than the literal neonazis mass murdering Jews because"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's lost on those serving the privileged , that the word ' privileged ' is meaningless when coming from them", "context": ["This article is pretty good evidence that not voting is often the ultimate example of privilege ", "I mean , you read stuff like this and it's just head-shaking ", "@USER And what exactly has your head shaking ? The truth ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I have my own ideas , too , & it is not good news . I think we're better off not knowing , at least the majority of us , anyway . The cover-up is right , although I'd like to know . I cannot see how i will come to know , though , especially as i believe the cover-up should continue .", "context": [" ‘ Oumuamua had no outgassing . Sounds like the tic-tac's lack of emissions on the FLIR camera . One wonders if these objects were not kindred spirits . Someone might be kicking objects around the solar system . Chris Mellon thinks NORAD must know . 🛸", "@USER Something a lot of people don ’ t bring up is the pilot said one of the TicTacs had little protuberances on it . Just wondering if this could be some kind of braking system", "@USER questions regarding TTSA's role in this campaign to apparently release secret UFO videos . Is TTSA a disinfo campaign sanctioned by intelligence ? Does TTSA know about this or are they being played ? It becomes very tricky .", "@USER I saw the first video long before TTSA it was on YouTube . Have no clue who released it then . Only the parts the pentagon wanted the public to see has been released why ? To convince us there is a threat from unknowns ? I would love to see the videos released in their entirety .", "@USER Why , then , are the Pentagoons denying the veracity of the video ? Or walking it back , or whatever they're doing ? Blow-back ? If they released it as message to Russians / Chinese , perhaps unintended consequence of ppl now believing aliens exist is blow-back they're now reeling in .", "@USER Maybe the best cover story for any top secret research was in 1947 in Roswell NM . What if the truth was told then but no one has accepted it . Operation Mogul . The story died away until 1980 .", "@USER Roswell is a hoax - there never was a UFO crash there . The UFO industry around Roswell is an actively promoted psy-op to corral the herd into a fantasy safe-space away from the real events , which are nowhere near Roswell . This farce soaks-up time to prevent facts being discovered .", "@USER I know . But the term flying saucer had just hit the public imagination in June 1947 . Now 72 years later there has never been another crash . So if the start of all of this is a lie still being perpetrated what does that say ?", "@USER If a crash happened in China , why would China tell the world ? Therefore , a crash in china would remain secret . Thus , to say ' there has never been another crash ' is not a statement we have any evidence for , knowing that crashes would be classified . Why , then , was Roswell leaked ?", "@USER Too many witness to deny something happened . That ’ s the problem with crashes witnesses", "@USER No one saw jack at Roswell . I'll leap into a volcano like Empedocles if there is a scintilla of truth to Roswell .", "@USER I have my own ideas about what they are and what they are doing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #FollowUp #SmartCity atleast you are lucky with low quality this issues are fixed , there are many to be this privileged", "context": ["Damaged road which needs to be resurfaced on Alandi Road when we take a turn towards Pratiknagar and Valmiki Udyan @USER please fix this Location indicated on the map . ", "@USER Thank you for sharing your concern . We have taken cognizance of this issue . Your token number is T10500 . You can track your complaint status at : ", "@USER Ticket Closed and no work done . Today's picture attached @USER Please reopen it . By the way , the ticket update is weird . And the Citizen Name is different . Was this ticket number communicated correct ? ", "@USER @USER Pl reopen the complaint is closed without resolving", "@USER @USER Sir , Please provide the token number for your complaint . Thank you", "@USER @USER Finally after a couple of follow-ups , the issue is resolved but again work quality is at best average . Why does @USER officials need such follow ups ? They close tickets without resolution , Need multiple follow-ups and at times the issue never gets resolved . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wanna know REAL ? Latinos refusing to teach kids English is ILLEGAL in CA - per the State's Official Constitution !", "context": ["@USER @USER No , we have had plenty of Asians ( Eastern & Indian ) since forever and they're doing even better than whites ! !", "@USER I learned fr a TV show about building railroad after Civil War that a lot of Chinese labor was used - many must have stayed .", "@USER Being half a century old and raised by my grandparents and great-grandparents , I learned damned near from the source !", "@USER I'm almost that old but immigration in my family was late 1800s - and they made the kids only speak ENGLISH ! Can u imagine ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I meant FBI took over again — you know , behind the scenes 🙄 I think that story line will be revisited same time Janvier returns to finish his game with Callen . ‘ cause I don ’ t think either will ever be revisited .", "context": ["So did they ever find the killers from “ The Monster ” or was that case just forgotten ? #NCISLA", "@USER Forgotten . There was mention by a viewer that the FBI took over the case as they were already involved . But still .. why have the team \" in awe \" at end of episode & not have it continued ?", "@USER Yeah FBI took over but they saw the second body because they could get to the garage faster than the FBI . Leaving it open like that made it seem like it would continue eventually ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well it took the previous administration 4 months ... per the media ... it took the \" racist \" four weeks ...", "context": ["Is this a joke ? HBCUs exist because racist white folks wouldn't let black people into their school . We didn't have … ", "@USER But if Trump hadn't met with HBCUs like Obama , y'all will scream RACISM , he don't care about blacks ... ? ?", "@USER he is a racist whether he meets with them or not .", "@USER @USER A true born and bread racists goes out of their way to avoid any people of color not help them .", "@USER he doesn't care about HBCUs - he could have donated to all of them for years . He is a BILLIONAIRE . At least the photo worked 😒"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "just to be clear @USER , were you really arguing that what 52 % of people wanted should happen to support your case ? e . g . Like Brexit in the 2016 referendum perhaps ? You just had your people ’ s vote at a general election . You lost again . Move on . @USER", "context": ["The Labour Party's wipeout in Britain's election spelled out an undeniable warning to Democrats over the potential dangers of tracking too far to the left of more moderate national electorates | Analysis ", "@USER Erm you're forgetting a little thing called brexit . Plus more people voted for labour , lib Dems , SNP , green etc than the Tories .", "@USER @USER @USER you ’ re making the mistake of equating a vote against with a vote in favour . You can ’ t just add up the votes of those who didn ’ t vote Conservative and assume it ’ s positive support . More people voted against all of the parties you named than in favour of each one too .", "@USER @USER 52 % of the vote went to pro 2nd referendum parties ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh right because it would be so difficult to dispatch helicopters there lolol . You formed your beliefs over two still shots that prove nothing . What a free thinking mind you have", "context": ["PLANE CRASH - Ukraine International Flight 752 - Was taking off from Tehran - Crashed minutes after take-off - 180 people on board - Boeing 737 - No word on casualties - Local media : ' Technical issues '", "@USER Two flight tracking services are showing that this flight is in the air right now . ", "@USER @USER @USER Those sites don't actually track the flight , it's just based off predictions and reported delays . Here is the actual flight tracking , which matches reports . ", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s been daylight for over 3 hours in Teheran . Why has there not been one minute of video footage released ? And if not video , any photos of burning wreckage ?", "@USER @USER @USER Probably not much footage because the flight took off at 5:30 am local time ( 2:30 am UTC accordng to flight radar ) and it's in the middle of rural iran , not exactly a bustling metropolis ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER She said it was better to work for Trump than a Liar smdh", "context": ["These stories on the meeting between strategists for Trump and Clinton are incredible . ", "@USER @USER is truly one of the most despicable liars and gaslighters in politics . Yuck .", "@USER @USER No sense of morality . No owning of any of Trump's ugliness . Just , if he wins nothing else matters ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So if I am anti abortion you think it is fine for me and others to tresspass and shutdown women's clinics ?", "context": ["NYPD repressing #NoDAPL / #StandingRock solidarity demo while they were shutting down pro-DAPL banks today in NYC . [ v … ", "@USER How dare the police try to remove unwanted persons from private property !", "@USER Thank goodness you're here to defend those poor cops defending those poor big banks from those oppressive protesters .", "@USER Oh I'm sorry ! Should a business owner not be allowed to have people they don't want in their business removed ? #SoCute", "@USER Oh no ! Those poor big banks funding an invasive pipeline on Native land . God forbid anyone protest inside their banks !", "@USER You're right , we should never protect people or businesses that are unpopular . That sounds like equal protection under the law . 🤒", "@USER You're such a man of the people . Standing up for poor big banks ! They're oppressed just like black people were in the past .", "@USER I'm standing up for private property , which includes banks or houses . #YouLostBro", "@USER lol Good thing there were heroes like you in the past defending private property against these oppress … ", "@USER I find you harmful to the environment , so it must be ok for me and 100 others to go into your house and protest . Your logic .", "@USER So I guess it was not OK for Civil Rights protesters to sit-in & protest at lunch counters , right ? Your logic .", "@USER It was illegal and it was the duty of the police to remove them from private property . Right or wrong are not the same as legality", "@USER @USER it's clear you're not going to part of the solution , step aside"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Me watching you two insulting each other's country , ignoring the fact that one is made by the new generations of the other's generation of conquerers 😅 😅 in my country we consider your two nations like granma and niece 😂 😅 ", "context": ["fantastic terfs and where to find them ( it ’ s britain you can find them in britain )", "@USER another famous British lib comes out as a transphobe WHAT A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS", "@USER @USER Because there is famously nothing bad about the USA 🙄 Maybe stop murdering young children with automatic weapons , then get back to us .", "@USER @USER yall can't even get rid of ur useless monarchy lol gimme a break", "@USER @USER Yes , you're right . The monarchy is as bad as murdering innocent children . Why sit on a golden throne when you can shoot Kindergarteners , eh ? God bless your \" right \" to weaponry .", "@USER @USER ' america has mass shootings , which clearly all americans support , which makes britain blameless for being TERF island ' good logic homey"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Excuse me ? I think you are reading something the wrong way Or are you ?", "context": ["Has Antifa rushed to the aid of the Monsey community yet ?", "@USER Talk to attorney @USER She clearly believes its complicated Check out her bio Attorney , social justice warrior etc etc Sure she can answer this ", "@USER @USER @USER Glad to see you like neonazis USMC mom"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER thanks but I've just hit a little rough patch . I'm sure under a Trump economy it'll get better . .", "context": ["Doing a grocery run on Monday for the homeless shelter / needy families . If you want to donate plz do through PayPal to tagouri1@verizon.net 😌", "@USER as a broke person , seeing stuff like this warms my heart ( I can afford food & rent but barely - can't imagine those worst off )", "@USER I pray it gets easier for you too my friend"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Of course , CA is unbiased . White people bad , people with other skin good . Heterosexual bad , homosexual good . Christian bad , any other belief good . Social media told me so . And social media is * never wrong * ( according to social media ) .", "context": ["Texas is rewriting school textbooks to fit a Fox News worldview . And the filter bubbling of American life is now being advanced through our schools . A sickening report , full of revelations , by the brilliant @USER . ", "@USER @USER Black ppl been saying this for decades.Texas is lying and distorting history . I ’ m 68 yrs old the stuff they taught us about slavery is ridiculous . We also weren ’ t taught Black history . EVERYTHING was about the white man and everybody should know white ppl didn ’ t invent everything", "@USER @USER @USER The assumption in all of these articles is that California is of course unbiased , so any time CA and TX disagree , Texas must be the problem . This is , of course , because the agrees with CA ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER of course it's not listed ! That would be reasonable . Instead you transfer to wrong dept , promise call-backs & never deliver", "context": [". @USER You have the WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER 😡 Trying to get 💰 for a freight claim but I just get passed from rep to rep - no resolution .", "@USER I am sorry to hear this . We'd like to assist . Please email us the details to help@ups.com . ^ MH", "@USER Already tried that and was blown off by a rep uninterested in helping . You know what * would * help ? The phone # of the claims dept ?", "@USER I'm sorry . We do not have a listed phone number for our claims phone number . Please give us the chance via email . ^ WP"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'll make this simple for you . Calling someone a hitch because you don't like them is misogyny . Calling Paula a liar when she lies is a fact . They are not equal . Think and hey , thanks for mansplaining . I was too seriously female to understand before that .", "context": ["@USER @USER Hey , you must love Jacinda , good to know that . ", "@USER @USER Not too bright are you . Have a think about it .", "@USER @USER Not too clever are you , don't like having your own crap thrown back at you .", "@USER @USER Guess I ’ ll have to make this nice and simple for you . When we criticise Jacinda we get accused of misogyny . Yet attacking Paula is fine , apparently ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER says the man who would deny civil partnerships to heterosexuals .", "context": ["Heterosexual couple lose UK Court of Appeal battle for civil partnership . I'm so sick of living in this heterophobic society .", "This one that won't afford straight people the same rights as homosexuals @USER", "@USER how is this heterophobic ? You are making it seem that straight ppl had to fight for their rights as gay ppl did that is false", "They're literally fighting for the right to civil partnerships right now . @USER", "@USER why can't they just get married ? they would have legal protection , go to a registrator office", "Maybe they don't want to get married , but still want a formal commitment ? @USER", "@USER as far as I am concern if they wish to have a CP why not but what happens if they serparate ? where is the legal protection ?", "@USER @USER protection schmotection . It should be their choice no matter what . #AntiHeteroBigot", "@USER @USER LOL you just hurt my stomach due to laughing , Where in my statement am I a Anti-Hetero ? I am just STATING FACTS", "@USER @USER Don't you dare oppress me with your ' facts ' , bigot .", "@USER @USER also lol how am I oppressing you ? facts are the facts , don't like it them , then go and change it then", "@USER @USER which is exactly what that couple were trying to do , but hetero-cleansing has begun , and you support it !", "@USER @USER that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard , there is NO hetero-cleansing going on except in your head", "@USER @USER There is too ! I suppose you're a Holocaust denier also .", "@USER @USER do you deny the vast majority of these poor people were heterosexual ?", "@USER @USER you are disgusting using a massarce for your own agenda that there is a hetero-cleansing going on"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you think I'm on a deluded planet ? #ProjectFear proved to be #ProjectBS Back in the real world ...", "context": ["Are you getting the bigger picture yet , Leavers ? BBC News - Cancer drugs may be delayed after Brexit , say experts ", "@USER is this the new Pharmaceutical Project Fear #LOL Zero predictions of doom proved right to date ! Onwards & upwards #GetOverIt", "@USER Must be lovely on your deluded planet . Do you actually have anything useful to contribute other than \" get over it \" ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER my juv . prison has more progressive and humane policies for non-binary genders than many schools", "context": ["This is so , so gross : Radical feminists team up with right-wing evangelicals to oppose trans rights protections ", "@USER @USER Yeah , I've noticed that a lot of \" feminist \" organizations are actually transphobic , hypocritical shitbags .", "@USER @USER Yeah , it was actually on a feminist news site that I was told that nonbinary people don't exist . 😠", "@USER @USER I've seen that a lot . It's BS . I'm genderfluid and I exist ! * sigh *"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER what puzzles me is they want to get rid of conductors yet won't run a train without one .", "context": ["@USER There is a reduced service due to the overtime ban . You can find more details on this here ", "@USER is that indefinite until the dispute is resolved ? That is the most popular train during morning peak !", "@USER that is my usual service going up . Can I claim delay repay ? Also what services coming back have gone ?", "@USER If you are delayed by 15 mins or more then you can claim delay repay . I'd advise to check journey planner ^ R", "@USER well I would but the service doesn't exist any more hence the question . Can a service you are no longer running be delayed ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER butdon't worry the police that u hate will still try to protect your right to act a fool", "context": ["@USER @USER don't you love how your words get twisted to fit their agenda", "@USER @USER @USER yeah , more badged cowards should slaughter \" thugs . \" White power !", "@USER @USER @USER 1 - Comply , it's simple 2 - They aren't cowards 3 - That goes for all races , but thanks for assuming", "@USER @USER @USER you are going riot wether there was concrete evidence that it was justified or not #fact"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER So \" standard procedure \" is your excuse ? Why not raise it to 20 Euro ? Just put it in your conditions and call it \" standard procedure \" . But hey , people can choose between the countless public transport companies in #Brussels to avoid this kind of treatment .", "context": ["@USER I just payed 10 Euros for a new #mobibcard because my old one didn't scan properly anymore . That's what I call #bad #customerservice . Even my bank sends me a new card for free , and I am not paying them 49 Euros every month for a subscription . I am very disappointed !", "@USER Hi Aleksander , Thank you for your message . Users can request a new card in the form of a duplicate card , at their own cost ( in accordance with the price grid applicable on that date , that is 10 € to this day ) . We are very sorry if this seems excessive 😦 . Have a nice day ^ sh", "@USER My card stopped working properly . So are you telling me this is my fault now . Unbelievable .", "@USER Hi Aleksander , We understand you are frustrated or mad , but we did not imply anything else than , saying this is standard procedure . If you'd like you can read more about it here : Have a nice day ^ sh"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You mean the man that would have given his life to redeem his father's soul wouldn't just give up at the first hint of difficulty ? That's crazy .", "context": ["16 more sleeps until #RiseofSkywalker I loved Force Awakens , felt Last Jedi was kinda meh , so now that JJ is back in the saddle what's the call about how good it's going to be ?", "dammit I just googled some of the leaks WHY DID I DO THAT", "@USER I love Star wars I was not a fan of The last Jedi . Luke would never give up and loose hope or throw the light saber over his shoulder . I am not sure about Rise of Skywalker I hope it's good . I am just glad we have #TheMandolorian"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oops sorry I forgot . I 100 % agree the story is total crap . Jim Hoft fell for it hook line and sinker I was just beginning to think he was OK but no just another click baiter .", "context": ["IT WAS ALL A HEAD FAKE : Clinton Foundation Whistleblowers Say HUBER Lost Their Evidence - - Had to Send It 3 Times - - Huber Never Even Looked at it - And Now the Probe Is Over ", "@USER @USER There are no sources for the story . It ’ s bullshit .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh yea what do you think Anonymous sources are just made up ?", "@USER @USER @USER When everyone runs with a story that breaks in the msm . Yes . If it has anonymous sources it ’ s crap . Remember Russian collusion ? Remember Cohen in Prague ? Remember the IG report was supposed to have nothing in it ? All anonymous . All crap . This is the same"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Joe that was a satirical piece - I know as an #American you don't understand", "context": ["How long have atheists been criticizing the Bible over unicorns ? Then when they're found , the move on to something … ", "@USER @USER You found a unicorn , really ? ! They must at least be as rare as the talking snakes or the talking donkeys .", "@USER @USER Unicorns have been found . Atheists are wrong . Are you man enough to say you were wrong ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER blocked me , how unexpected This just shows his ignorance . If he really had a point , he would have engaged in a civil argument of ideas . If you can read this : have fun in your ' safe space ' bubble .", "context": ["\" At least 4,000 flee to lake and ocean from town in Victoria that had not been given evacuation warning \" . #AustraliaFires ", "@USER A hoax because her family is against fascism ? I admire how creative you are in your stupidity even if I don ’ t understand it .", "@USER @USER If they are antifascist , then why are they advocating for more a centralized government , economic and social regimentation and suppression of opposition for the sake of ' saving the planet ' ?", "@USER @USER Thank you for sharing your batshit crazy with me it was much appreciated .", "@USER @USER Nice ad hominem , do you also have a valid argument addressing the claim or not ? If not , we are done talking .", "@USER @USER Why don ’ t you back up your claims 1st . It ’ s not my job to disprove the mad ranting of every crackpot post on Twitter . Now run along and find someone who cares about your delusional conspiracy that a 16 year old Swedish girl is out to get you .", "@USER @USER Nice strawman argumentation : making my argument seem stupid by calling it a ' delusional conspiracy ' . You obviously have never listened to Greta's speeches . She is very consistent in her message : government should force people to change to save the planet ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah it's amazing how our Labour party was so heavily involved in the bombing of Iraq and people just forget about that and blame them for a string of things they opposed instead . Just Amazing . How false Irish voters memories are . I suppose dead Iraqis don't matter .", "context": ["Attn Irish People : See this vicarious #VotingLabour buzz we are experiencing via just the smallest glimmer of hope of a Labour victory , yeah ? Imagine if we had that here . We can . Hope + Action = Change .", "@USER @USER No way Moany Joan or Howlin would be welcome there", "@USER @USER There no words for her . He ’ s just a detached politician which is contemptible"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Their product is supposed to help you in a healthier lifestyle but I bet dealing w all this mess made your blood pressure go up !", "context": ["I was told @USER was far , far superior to other treadmills which is why I decided - as we're moving into a new home - to invest in such an expensive piece of equipment . Health comes first kind of thing . OK ... 1 /", "@USER It arrives in early November right after we close . I'm pulled in 5 different directions that day and I'm assured everything is good . It wasn't . A week or 2 later I finally get the opportunity turn it on and test it out . Screen comes us but the @USER tread won't move . 2 /", "@USER It was when someone in @USER maintenance tried to - over the phone - troubleshoot this I should have first realized this whole thing was doomed . He told me to pull on a handle that didn't exist and when asked why he didn't know that he said bc it was a ... new model . 3 /", "@USER Fine . We schedule a service call for the Saturday before last . Blocked out the whole day . No one comes . System error , I'm told . OK . We schedule for a weekday last week . They miss the window and no one calls . They arrive so late my wife now gets the pleasure of this fun game . 4 /", "@USER Not joking , the dude literally tells my wife I simply forgot to turn the treadmill on . Before he leaves , my wife asks him to turn it on and test it . He does . As chance would have it , the tread didn't move . He says the @USER is broken and needs to be replaced . OK , I call . 5 /", "@USER Apologies and all that and assurances that Sunday Dec . 3 is THE exchange day . We travel back from our trip out of state to make it work . Aaaaand ... no show again . System error , I'm told . We reschedule for Wednesday , but I tell @USER and the delivery company XPO ... 6 /", "@USER … I need it to be early in the day because I start work at 1 pm . We'll do our best , they tell me . An automated call from XPO this evening tells me the window is from ( the timing ! ) 1 pm to 4 pm . I call @USER . Nothing they can do , they say . So I finally smarten up ... 7 /", "@USER I throw in the towel ( a non-sweaty one because I have yet to run . ) Me : I'd like to return it . When can you pick it up ? Them : Next week . Me : OK , ANY time before 1 pm I'm free . Them : Yeah , sorry , but ... Me : Can I talk to a supervisor ? ( I'm now waiting for that call . ) Stand by ... 8/"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Who would have thought if you put a bucket of money in front of people they would cut corners . The program and all your work was always doomed to fail without better control over the distribution of funds . #pinkbatts #laborfail", "context": ["👇 we spoke to the fellow who took the picture of the PM relaxing beachside after his radio interview saying he was rushing home ... ", "@USER To think it was an actual Labor designed policy that killed 4 people with the #pinkbatts fiasco . But hey Scomo took too long to come back from a holiday . ...", "@USER @USER Stretching when you're going back over a decade . It was more dodgy employers which led to the deaths .", "@USER @USER @USER So true . Very convenient to forget about the employers role in this .", "@USER @USER @USER Correct most were employers new to the industry that came in on the lure of unlimited government funds . The design of the scheme created the problem . Existing reputable businesses were ruined in the process .", "@USER @USER @USER You haven ’ t got a clue what your talking about . I had first hand experience in this and you are just repeating LNP dribble . One of the conditions of the scheme was that every contractor was trained , there were protocols in place . The contractors cut corners !", "@USER @USER @USER I was involved in putting together the safety training manual , with the two national builders associations . Each and every contractor and their employees had to be trained and they ’ d sign off . There would of been no deaths if the first thing in that manual had been followed !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He takes the moral highground on spelling and grammar whilst using a made up abusive word .", "context": ["Remainers have already come to terms with how bad Brexit will be , so we'll be ready for it It's brexiters who will … ", "@USER ok then , why would we be crying ? If Brexit's all the fun and games leavers say it's gonna be", "@USER @USER your crying becaues your loseing the power over us ,", "@USER @USER @USER Well , your grammar is almost as bad as your spelling , isn't it ? Why are all Brexshitters illiterate ?", "@USER @USER @USER Because we aren't privileged snobs who had mummy and daddy fund a private education ?", "@USER @USER @USER that all they can use , they cant debate the eu"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER if liberals did not make government so involved in everything they'd have no reason to fear any gov't .", "context": ["The cast of Hamilton bravely criticizing the Vice President Elect sounds a note of utter naivete and a betrayal of their origin story .", "Hamilton built his career on respect . Respect for the citizen and the marketplace .", "Hamilton did not hold to any view that placed the citizen as subservient , in need of protection from the state"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER ... innocent people . Wow . How can a real candidate be willing to enforce the nations laws . What a monster .", "context": ["For those who think there were more racist people than we ever imagined , look at the ' 12 , ' 16 numbers . Both parties had less votes .", "@USER i think this election has less to do with race and more to do with people being not happy with the status quo", "@USER clearly neither candidate inspired with such low turnout , but Trump made it about race with his constant racism .", "@USER What about the fact the Trump got higher % votes from both African Americans and Hispanics than the last 2 elections", "@USER his ads and speeches about illegals who are murders continued , he said a judge was unfit cause he is \" Mexican \" , his many ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Since the Berkeley mess put his book now at # 1 on Amazon , they made it easier for him to stay .", "context": ["If anyone knows what kind of visa Milo ( a British citizen ) is here on , please contact me ", "if anyone legitimately knows about milo ’ s legal status in the us feel free to use our secure drop ", "Milo emailed to tell me that he has an O - 1B , the \" extraordinary ability \" visa . I asked him what his ability is and who sponsored him"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "_ @USER The supposed adult ignorant of basic science who worships imaginary myths calls someone a fool . @USER", "context": ["\" Irrational & Ignorant \" ? Then tell me If there's plenty of evidence for gods Why do you need \" Faith \" to believe t … ", "@USER You can't prove there is a God just like you can't prove evolution or any number of things you believe . Fail .", "@USER Sorry , evolution is an irrefutable scientific fact You either understand it or you don't Tell me 1 th … ", "@USER You are not ur father Now please Tell me 1 thing about the gods u dont have 2 imagine Otherwise they … ", "@USER so pathetic . You think you're getting somewhere . You're making a fool of yourself . You are the one imagining", "@USER Your right If you have to lie about answering my simple questions , how can you answer my big ones ? Yo … ", "@USER I never claimed to have any answers You did I came to you with a question You couldn't help me You … ", "@USER nope . You look like a fool . Keep trying . Enjoy your imaginary beliefs ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER i think you will find it isn't me who is the idiot", "context": ["Mauricio Pochettino has insisted Chelsea did not invent the 3-4- 3 formation . #THFC ", "@USER what rubbish ! Poch learned it all from conte yesterday just like we learnt how to play vs city from celtic", "@USER @USER you're an idiot how can a team play a formation like that after seeing it played yesterday afternoon ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes . So that's ok , at least we'll have a highly funded NHS etc . Like that will happen . It was on the side of the bus , so it's true .", "context": ["MPs have voted against New Clause 10 being read a second time , by 344 votes to 254 . This new clause would have required the Government to seek to negotiate continuing full membership of the EU ’ s Erasmus + education and youth programme .", "@USER @USER Government won't have to pay for it which means there will be more funds available for other things like the #NHS , homelessness and food banks . It's still available to all students , but now they'll have to pay for it ... A fantastic life lesson that nothing in life is free .", "@USER @USER @USER So actually only available to students with filthy rich parents ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER My two favorite Cenk quotes about women , \" the only reason you would be against equality for women is if you are an incredibly weak man \" and \" if you were a woman and didn't have equality wouldn't you be angry ? \" Sure sounds misogynist to me you don't actually know Cenk", "context": ["Thank you to our hosts and supporters ! This is what a grassroots-driven , people-powered campaign looks like . #CA25 for #CA25 . #Palmdale ", "@USER The California State Assemblywoman for 38th District's slogan is CA25 for CA25 ?", "@USER @USER Yeah , she's running for US House in the 25th Congressional district , where she also lives . Her mysogynistic primary opponent does not live in the district . Get it ?", "@USER @USER @USER To call Cenk a misogynist after his plethora of apologies on his past including this one is ignorant then relying on him being outside the district when he literally lives 20 min away and is moving after the school year . Anything else ? Any substance ?", "@USER @USER @USER He is 400 miles away , in Novato , has never lived in the district , and he's still a mysogynist .", "@USER @USER @USER Nope he lives in the San Fernando Valley 20 minus from the district . No idea where you got Novato from", "@USER @USER @USER His campaign HQ is Novato . Check out his campaign website he keeps talking about it - it's right there !", "@USER @USER @USER That's not where he lives . Are you seriously that dense ?", "@USER @USER @USER I can read . I've read as well that he's in Newport Beach or at least his headquarters , which is still far away . No one here wants a vile , misogynistic , homophobic carpetbagger . Can't wait for his inevitable loss ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER C ) Gee If Leftist CARED that Radical ( ? ) MUSLIMS want to KILL GAYS you would not have a VPOTUS PENCE .", "context": ["Trump supporters : Free speech is back ! Cast of Hamilton : VP-Elect we hope you govern for all of us Trump supporters : #BOYCOTTHAMILTON", "@USER And Trump Supporters have Free Speech Right back AT THEM Remember the Chick Fil A boycott ?", "@USER nobody ’ s denying their free speech back at them . Just pointing out the irony , hypocrisy and how thin skinned they are is all .", "@USER Thin Skinned is INTERUPTING a Play to tell a POTUS who ISN \" T EVEN IN OFFICE your Afraid he poses a NON SPECIFIC THREAT TO YOU", "@USER a ) it was at the end of the play B ) he ’ s VPOTUS , not POTUS C ) he literally wants to electrocute gay people until they ’ re straight"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm confused ... why would anyone who racially abuses someone here in the UK want to travel to a foreign land ? ? ?", "context": ["Brexit would be huge boost for UK crims as they would be free to live on the Costas with fear of European Arrest Wa … ", "@USER @USER All countries need legislation to refuse to issue passports to anyone with a criminal record . This would help", "@USER seriously ? So a drink driving conviction and you would take away a passport ? Seriously ?", "@USER ok so what about , conviction for racist or abusive language , removal of a passport ? That is my point . Seriously ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The intelligence and security watchdog has established a group made up of journalists , lawyers , academics , and security experts to help ensure intelligence and security agencies act lawfully and properly .", "context": ["@USER @USER IMO it was irresponsible of David Fisher to reveal your full name in his article . It is quite common for journalists to use only the first name of someone they have interviewed , noting “ last name has been withheld to protect this person ’ s identity . ” It ’ s a weird world indeed !", "@USER @USER @USER ournalist David Fisher is on an IG panel re security & public safety online ( as a representative of the public sphere ) ... if anyone interested in complaining", "@USER @USER @USER This is the panel and it's Inspector-General of Intelligence and Security Cheryl Gwyn that heads it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Super . Donald Trump , having ordered the killing on foreign soil in a sovereign nation , without due process in the US , is suddenly all concerned about #humanrights , transparency & accountability . or #absurdity ?", "context": ["Iran 🇮 🇷 \" accidentally \" blew up a commercial aircraft #PS752 , mistaking it for a cruise missile 🚀 ; killing 63 Canadians . Is this a regime that should be allowed to build a nuclear bomb 💣 ?", "@USER Again , why are you working to foment war & hostility instead of peace & understanding ?", "@USER Are you nuts ? How is NOT wanting Iran to build a nuclear bomb promoting war ? How is peace and understanding going to bring back 63 victims of this regimes recklessness ? Why are you so sympathetic to this fanatic gov't ?", "@USER Why , if I suggest you temper your incendiary posts , do you assume I sympathize with the Iranians ? This is all or nothing little kid type thinking . I sympathize with peace . Your posts are hostile , loose cannon , and contribute nothing to resolving this peacefully .", "@USER Well Jessica . So far all I've seen you do is criticize myself and Trump . Meanwhile I haven't seen you write anything critical about the repressive Iranian regime . Why ? For the sake of peace ? You seem to have no problem arguing with others on Twitter .", "@USER Your generalized hostility and aggression are not the same as discourse . Neither is a pissing contest . #boring ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Im long the stock They will get govt contracts from the plunge protection team .", "context": ["FFS the 737 is dead . What exactly is the company trying to save right now ? Ford isn ’ t still re-working the Edsel brand . ", "@USER I don't get why they dont just make some engineering modifications and just re-brand the whole thing . It's like they are trying to keep a virus alive .", "@USER I ’ m sure they have some insanely complicated break-even model based on production levels and discounts . Super MBA stuff . Which means nothing here . Bc they made a flying death trap . The buyers don ’ t exist . What airline will take 737s ? All downside . ( Until the ground . ) 🛩 🔥"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No joke ! We may not rejoin for a couple of generations because this is too recent , so right , Turkey may well ahead of us . .", "context": ["Does anybody have a rational reason to #Brexit , that hasn't been debunked a dozen times or more , sometimes hilariously ? ?", "@USER And if Turkey ever did meet the criteria , someday would Brexiteers be sufficiently inclusive to support free movement ?", "@USER By the time Turkey joins , the UK will have gone through at least 2 more generations , with a spot of evolution hopefully", "@USER It's frustrating therefore that Brexit appears to be about an older demographic who pandered to fear and nostalgia .", "@USER Brexit will and is biting the Brexiteers first Food and other prices are rising , their standard of living is falling Oh dear ...", "@USER Brexit affects us all , sadly and not just Brexiteers first . More the pity , in my opinion .", "@USER True ! People on lower incomes tended to vote Brexit , which is why I suggested they would get hit first and get more of it", "@USER Will that change their views ? Will they be able to do anything about it other than direct their frustration at ' foreigners ' ?", "@USER Brexiters will feel the effects of their decision , and I would hope they are regularly reminded that they chose it for themselves", "@USER Maybe , perhaps in 2 generations when those who harked back to a British ' golden age ' are gone , we may be ready to rejoin .", "@USER It'll be hilarious if the EU let Turkey join before the UK Will be about 200 years if they do"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Gee , a CA paper agreeing with Warren ? I'm SHOCKED For 8 years , watched Obama flounder around trying to ' help ' . BTW if Obama had 3.5 % unemployment , resuring MFG , energy independence , & made Iran essentially back down , he'd have another Nobel . ...", "context": ["Trickle down is when tax breaks & govt credits cause economic growth that the cost of the tax cuts & credits is recovered in tax revenue though economic growth That IS happening now ", "@USER That sounds great , except that it never happens . The theory sounds good enough to get a whole bunch of people to vote for it and believe in it but it never pans out . Who do you think is funding all of the campaigns of the people who promote this nonsense ?", "@USER Obviously NOT the same people that promise : Free healthcare Free college tuition Free housing $ 15 min wage Income equality Electric only cars Electric only households , no gas ( Berkeley )", "@USER Who promises free housing for all or promotes income inequality ? Most others on that list are things other countries are doing successfully , and we would be wise to follow .", "@USER Point ? Not sure if you read that thoroughly , but it says her ideas would be \" a good thing \" ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You \" Hope to all that is holy \" whilst taking the HOLY name of Jesus Christ in vain .", "context": ["If Chicago doesn't fix the horrible \" carnage \" going on , 228 shootings in 2017 with 42 killings ( up 24 % from 2016 ) , I will send in the Feds !", "@USER Republicans spent the last 8 years saying that Obama was going to declare martial law . Then you say this ...", "@USER Honestly , you make it sound like you're about to march into Czechoslovakia .", "@USER I honestly hope to all that is holy that you don't have to manage an international crisis because jesus christ ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Notice most of them either get quiet or try to change the topic . Now I wonder why that would be .", "context": ["Chick wants to keep saying this baby is healthy when the kiddo is literally skin and bones . At 3 weeks a child has to meet a weight requirement with how skinny this kid is . If this l baby would be taken to a doctor the doctor would have to cps . Stop defending child abusers ", "@USER Why isnt anyone calling the police on this ? This is sick", "@USER @USER I ’ m done with vegans as they always go to “ we r murder ” cards when we keep eating meat . They say “ we helping the farmers ” sorry vegans u ruining their livelihood by saving 16 rabbits but killing 100 rabbits in the process . So whose the murders now huh 🙃 "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER glad to know I dont fit in Nate's shitty bubble . Graduated from college and not affected by DMC / MSM propaganda . I'm smart enough to see Bernie for the FDR 2.0 he is .", "context": ["ThE PriMaRy HaS BeEn A CrAzY UnPrEDiCtAbLe RoLLer CoAsTeR RiDe ", "What's really going on is that there's been an extremely stable primary among the 60 % of Democrats who did not graduate from 4 - year colleges and mostly love Biden / Bernie , and then a relatively volatile one among the 40 % who did graduate college , and the media only covers the 40 % .", "@USER It ’ s interesting that the so-called educated class are the ones being deceived by corporate media propaganda ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Pasty white guy wants to know if I'm racist ?", "context": ["#TrollOfTheDay @USER - This snowflake dreams of Jews wearin ' gold stars & gunnin ' down blacks , but gets upset … ", "@USER @USER @USER Ask him if he is White Nationalist . Does he condemn Nazi Party .", "@USER @USER @USER Looks like ol ' Rusty's account may be locked . Wonder how that happened ? ;-) >", "@USER @USER @USER Looks fine to me . Pain fails again . Poor little guy ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , I had to bail on the mammoth hunt with the other be-clubbed neo-Neanderthals and have my wifman explain the big words , intrinsic conflicts , and plot devices that expose the human condition , but I do surprisingly like period dramas & literary adaptations .", "context": ["#OTD in 2001 , Time magazine named New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani its Person of the Year for his steadfast response to the 9/11 terrorist attack . ", "@USER [ A few years later ... ] \" Before Obama came along , we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States . They all started when Clinton and Obama got into office . \" #RudyGiuliani #NeverForget #RudyColludy ", "@USER @USER @USER Giuliani has been losing it for quite a while , and was not well liked in New York when he started raving", "@USER @USER @USER My only solace in watching all these erstwhile ' respectable ' Republicans shamelessly abandon their morals , ethics , and patriotic duties is knowing that all the dirt , kompromat , leverage , and closeted skeletons will one day be public & forever a disgrace to their legacies .", "@USER @USER @USER It's true . They seem to have lost all sense and sensibility", "@USER @USER @USER Fair point , but dang it , now I gotta add another movie to the holiday watch-list ... Thanks ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Brain : Yeah , Sense and Sensibility was great , but how dope was the Pride & Prejudice BBC miniseries ? ! Me : * sigh * Frickin ' Chloe ... I'm never leaving this couch .", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry I wasn't sure a guy would make that connection . You watched Downton Abbey as well ? I am currently still rewatching it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Exercising your right to be offended ? I love how ' freedom of expression ' screamers shut down with diff opinion .", "context": ["@USER Maybe you can ask Madonna what she was doing at Trump's parties in the 80s . I was there and saw her in action .", "@USER @USER obviously no one knew back then what a sleaze ball @USER is ... just stating the obvious", "@USER @USER @USER you notice every one of those photos is during a performance yeah ?", "@USER @USER @USER yeah . Point being this is not them . This is a show .", "@USER @USER Ah , so ' grabbing ' , deprecating simulated sex & selling female humiliation is fine for ' entertainment ' How sick are you", "@USER @USER Oh get over yourself . I dont care for any of them , but using what they do on stage as a barometer for how they >", "@USER @USER That is exactly what type of people they are . Mindless , selfish ' I'm always right ' attitude infecting kids minds", "@USER @USER Excuse me for not thinking it's good seeing women dressed as giant genitals , protesting against non existent abuses .", "@USER @USER do not tweet anything going forward involving my twitter name . You're no one I want to hear from ! ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yawn ? Oh my God ! ! ! That won “ most original post of the day ” congratulations . 🎉 🍾 🎊 #Republicans #RepublicansforImpeachment #Original", "context": ["@USER @USER Good . It should be pretty easy to remember as it will be in the history books making him just the third in history . The asterisk is the first thing this clown has earned in his life .", "@USER @USER A lunatic conspiracy theorist like Rush Limbaugh is what you went with huh ? ", "@USER @USER Geez , , get some new , original material - You use the same stolen memes , over and over - U are pathetic . and boring - blah , blah , conspriracy theorists , , blah blah , orange man bad , blah blah , , naked Melania pictures . Try some original thought . Yawn , and bye .", "@USER @USER @USER Original ? ? ? Try to think of something Queeranon hasn ’ t told you think already ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Folks like my parents , who raised me to be a Republican who doesn ’ t behave like the current president does . Who would have probably grounded me for lying , insulting people who are hurting , or spending all morning on Twitter when I had other work to do .", "context": ["@USER I believe it ’ s #rambling about #winning and the fact that zero facts have been laid out prior to the vote ...", "@USER “ Sinks ... showers ... and what goes with a sink and a shower ? 🚽 Toilets ! * * Trump begins making overly exaggerated toilet flushing motion with his arm * * 10 times ! But not me ! ” [ I ask again , what the hell is he rambling about ? Firing up his base with cheap lightbulbs & toilets ? ]", "@USER @USER He ’ s appealing to folks who are objecting to regulations removing certain ingredients from detergents ( phosphates , mostly ) and changes in light bulb technology . Removing phosphates decreases pollution that promotes the growth of nitrogen and oxygen-sucking algae in waterways .", "@USER @USER Switching to LED lights — which schools and business are doing all over our county — I know because the depot receives all their old lights — dramatically reduces energy use and utility costs . But some see phasing out incandescent lights as govt overreach .", "@USER @USER It ’ s change — nobody likes it . Particularly when govt is behind it . Despite the fact that these regulations don ’ t really have a downside other than asking people to make minor adjustments in their lifestyles . This isn ’ t WW2 rationing , folks . We managed that , we can manage this ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER nope I also enjoy forcing myself to listen to things i tell others nobody listens too", "context": ["And again , doesn't matter if today's meeting was cordial or a screaming match . The Trump-based leak is itself a declaration of war vs media", "@USER Too bad KeithO wasn't there so secret service could frog March him out the door", "@USER @USER If you don't like him , stop commenting to him . This is why no one can stand people like you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER - are you kidding me ? The major parties had substantially less than the greens . Micros were single issue", "context": ["30/11 / 16 : A day that will live in infamy .. The day the veil was lifted on the so-called \" Minor Party Revolution \" .. #auspol #LNPPuppets #ABCC", "@USER @USER - there was a veil ? ? ! I thought that was just a fog of impotent hope ...", "@USER @USER - most candidates had no substantive platform ... a couple of motherhood statements came out and we did the rest ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER didn't the press hack the phones of dead soldiers ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER They ran to their safe space fast enough . Snowflake central .", "@USER Hmm : keep using the same cliches & they lose their sting . @USER @USER", "@USER BLOCKED for being a boring and ignorant clown #yourewelcome"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I get it now ! When Carr yells \" Kill ! Kill ! \" At the line of scrimmage , he's not changing Gruden's original play call . Carr is telling the opposing defense what he's about to do to them !", "context": ["Funny how Carr has gone through 3 coaches and it's the same narrative \" He needs weapons \" enough of the excuses he's not the guy and I have a strong feeling that Mark Davis knows he's not the guy anymore #RaiderNation", "@USER When you witness a crushing loss 2 weeks in a row at home", "@USER You dont think some of the blame falls on Gruden ? I think it does", "@USER Oh I blame Gruden for giving Carr full control of the offense in the second half", "@USER @USER You blame Gruden for giving Carr full control of the offense in the second half ? But you just made that up lol . So you blame Gruden for a lie you just made up lol cray ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Exercise is key strategy for @USER . Although it's exactly the kind of thing that's hard to do when you're unwell . #nerdcon", "context": ["Hard to talk abt because we want to construct \" better now \" narrative . & when struggling , it can seem like that's all there ever was . #nerdcon", "Important to hear panelists ' stories of realizing smthg was going on . Diff . times in life , diff . paths . Demystifying for audience . #nerdcon", "Getting good mental health care is so hard in the US . And good care can be lifesaving . - @USER #nerdcon", "A lot of getting good care is unfortunately about money . @USER #nerdcon", "\" I've ghosted a lot of therapists ! \" @USER on challenge of finding a good fit . #nerdcon ", "Productive discomfort of growth versus an actual bad fit . Can be hard to determine . @USER #nerdcon", "Great question from @USER about the effect of internet on mental health . #nerdcon", "Love @USER saying that she tries to not use internet as replacement for taking steps IRL . #nerdcon ", "The battle metaphor is problematic . If I'm fighting against these thoughts , who's doing the fighting ? Are there 2 me's ? @USER #nerdcon", ". @USER offers compelling alternative : it's like walking , the demon and I are walking together . #nerdcon", "Hopeful words from @USER . The world is changing and more people are able to come forward . #nerdcon", ". @USER : We are all worthy of love . @USER : Deeply true , not just something you say to yourself to make it through . #nerdcon", "We would never take someone with cancer and put them outside , but that's what we do with mental health . @USER #homelessness #nerdcon", ". @USER & @USER emphasize needing to read yourself and take breaks as needed . #selfcare #nerdcon"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So let me get this straight , you won ’ t watch ANY other Jared Leto film because you think he has no talent but you refuse to give him a chance . Yeah , that ’ s TOTALLY not ignorant , incompetent and stupid in the SLIGHTEST ! ", "context": ["The first trailer for #Morbius starring Jared Leto has been rated and is dropping very soon The film is set in the same universe as #Venom and eventually #Spiderman ( via @USER ) ", "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s done MUCH better films than Suicide Squad . Requiem for a Dream , Chapter 27 , Dallas Buyers Club , Prefontaine , Mr . Nobody and American Psycho are all amazing and he ’ s in them . If you haven ’ t checked any of them out yet , I suggest you do . You ’ ll like Leto MUCH more inthosefilms", "@USER @USER @USER Come on man . Jared Leto is a multitalented guy . If you actually gave those films a chance , you ’ d understand that Leto is a fantastic actor ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Senators are members of Congress too . At least get your basic facts straight .", "context": ["We thought they spied on two Americans , we now know it was FOUR . The Inspector General ’ s report confirms what many of us feared : James Comey ’ s FBI ignored guidelines and rules in spying on President Trump ’ s campaign in 2016 . ( 1/4 )", "@USER Senator Jordan , I just wanted to say again , with everything that's going on in these BS hearings . I think you are a true fighter and a patriot of the American people , wish I had the opportunity to shake your hand and say thank you .", "@USER @USER He's not a Senator . He's a Congressman . At least get your basic facts straight ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I admit I enjoy . Let's brainstorm when meanness / intolerance / warfare is a triumph of imagination ? _", "context": ["Love it ! \" What are constructive #actions to deal with #anger ? ✅ Assert needs ✅ Set boundaries ✅ Tend to childhood woun … ", "@USER @USER I constantly wonder about \" mean people \" is it so hard to just be nice . Be kind . Life is hard be kind", "\" War is a monstrous failure of imagination . ” That's how Franz Kafka explains meanness & intolerance . Make sense ? … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My bad , I guess when you're on \" vacation \" for over half the year you'd rather spend it looking dumb on social media instead of trying not to look incompetent in office . Solid move there . .", "context": ["My highest hope for the next legislative year is to not be subjected to another Dabo Deity Day by @USER , et al . I ’ m counting on you , LSU , to spare me .", "@USER @USER When is your reelection ? OH ! Next year ! ! You think a million to your challenger will help them help you pack your bags ? I do . That'll buy a lot of campaign work . With an attitude like that , a cool mil would be EASY to raise .", "@USER @USER I would wish you good luck in that b / c I ’ m 9-0 in elections , but I ’ m not running for re-election .", "@USER @USER @USER Lettuce pray for the waste of tax dollars while this waste of oxygen presides over our state .", "@USER @USER Not sure any tax dollars are toward “ Lettuce ” , but I suppose some may .", "@USER @USER The fact you dont know the word play of \" lettuce \" as it pertains to \" let us \" just shows you're trying too hard on social media when you should be focused on actual failures within this state .", "@USER @USER I ’ m off today . General Assembly doesn ’ t convene until January ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" it's the imposition of one group's set of beliefs on other people that bothers me , especially when there are solutions already available . \" Unless , of course , they are not yet born .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER the inconsistency in the anti-choice position if they really were \" prolife \" , they'd be antiwar , antigun , pro stem cell research , pro lowering the price of expensive life saving drugs , etcetcetc logic , my dear . logic .", "@USER @USER @USER well , daniel ? are you anti war , pro gun control , pro stem cell research , pro climate change activism , lowering the cost of insulin and other life saving drugs , etc ? or is your concern for life limited to fetuses ?", "@USER @USER @USER does a teen dying of the flu while in our custody bother you ? that death could have been prevented with proper care . what about his life ? he died on a concrete floor , wrapped in a foil blanket , in a CAGE , without comfort or care .. and it was entirely preventable prolife .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ ve already stated a position against any unnatural death , so interpret as you will . I ’ m flattered you think I have magical powers to solve all of humanity ’ s woes . Let ’ s say that I could personally accomplish all you presented . Would you agree w / 100 % banning elective abortions ?", "@USER @USER @USER nope . nunnamybidness what a person chooses to do with their body . it's the imposition of one group's set of beliefs on other people that bothers me , especially when there are solutions already available . if it doesn't threaten me or society at large , it's nomb ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I choose to see the best in people until proven wrong . Not the other way around . Maybe you can get off ur high horse long enough to do the same . Oh wait , I ’ m sure you have never been wrong . What was I thinking .", "context": ["This is disgusting . I ’ m so mad , and I ’ m not giving a dime to the Razorback Foundation until this guy is out . Maybe that doesn ’ t mean much , but integrity matters , and there ’ s no way he didn ’ t know . @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER It amazes me how some people think that they are the moral compass of the world and how they play judge and jury when they have no clue about the actual facts . You have no idea what actually went down yet you are ready to accuse this young man on rumors , not facts . Go away .", "@USER @USER @USER If you ’ d take a moment to read the article linked , you ’ ll find that there are enough relevant facts to give cause for concern . Don ’ t know how you found my page , but welcome !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well , for one , I understand how commas work . You should have written \" In what , stupidity ? \"", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER and they retweeted / posted it yesterday . Weird , huh ? Moron", "@USER @USER @USER Typical liberal response . Toss out some more names . Im waiting !", "@USER @USER @USER yep ... typical liberal response pointing out what conservatives got wrong lol", "@USER @USER @USER Conservatives won ! Next comment please while your party falls to the curb . Sucks to be you", "@USER @USER @USER id much rather be a losing democrat any day than support the sack of excrement in the white house now", "@USER @USER @USER And there you go again ... Ah the so called tolerant left ... Its ok . The butthurt is strong with you", "@USER lol im not butthurt . But Im not claiming to be tolerant of people like you and @USER destroying my country , either .", "@USER @USER It ' not Your country . You lost , it's done so get over yourself ! Whine all u want , you lose !", "@USER wait , it's not my country because my party didn't win the election ? Yeah , take a civics class . That's not this works .", "@USER its not Just your country . Common sense used to be common knowledge . You dont get to make all the decisions so suck it up !", "@USER English is hard , I know ... where did I ever remotely suggest I get to make all the decisions ?", "@USER The way you talk . It's all about you . Well guess what ? It isn't and no matter how much you whine . Say it President Trump !", "@USER That's absolutely not the way I talk . Your comprehension skills are woefully lacking . I've never implied it's all about me .", "@USER Then don't speak as if it is .. Tyranny you speak of tells me you don't know its meaning . Where were u the last 8 ?", "@USER That you can't see the difference in the actual Tyrant you voted for and a good , strong leader like Obama tells me a lot", "@USER Strong leader ? Doing what ? He did NOTHING ! And while I would love to continue this conversation , we conservatives have to work", "@USER because liberals don't have jobs ? lol . I have a full time job and two side gigs . You make no sense . Troll .", "@USER Ha Ha .. Not my fault you didn't get a better education", "@USER I work the extra jobs because I want to , not because I have to . I'll go polish my Masters Degree now . Troll ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes . You know that won ’ t make me nervous in the least .", "context": ["I think all my Christmas shopping is done ... and I ’ m already 70 pages into my portfolio for promotion . It ’ s a good day .", "@USER I ’ ve been reviewing theory and thinking “ yep , I remember that ”", "@USER Yes I am sure you ’ ll have to take some sort of theory entrance exam ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER having been educated in a public school system , no doubt ! #smh", "context": ["I didn't even know secretary of education was an actual position until all of this faux outage .", "@USER and that , in and of itself , is a tragedy !", "@USER it is . Not sure how I've made it 30 years without knowing about this very important position ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER i am not a racist ... however i make racist tweets oh and I voted for #Trump ? Really ?", "context": ["By the way , read before you R / T and wrongly accuse Trump . THIS WAS OBAMA ! LMAO ! The date of the article is 2011 ! … ", "@USER @USER @USER where have i wronged Trump ? Trump wrongs himself .", "@USER @USER @USER be honest you would have assumed trump did it without asking , checking or verifying", "@USER @USER @USER don't assume that I agree with everything Obama has done . However there's no comparison", "The targets of the recent so-called \" raids \" were selected last fall by Obama Admin . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER Obama deported millions of people . Media didn't have \" people fear raids \" news stories . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER he deported real criminals not just illegals so #falseequivalence", "@USER the arrests / detainments are public record and listed on the links I provided for you . @USER @USER", "Is it unfair to have convicted criminals deported ? Is it okay if we deport child molesters , spouse a users ? @USER Or is that unfair ?", "@USER that's what Obama did not what Trump is doing ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ ve never had 2 accounts . You must be thinking of someone else . Are you here trolling ? I don ’ t mind though . You are welcome here .", "context": ["I Eat Meat . It Doesn ’ t Make Me An Animal Murderer by Joanne Scarlet ", "@USER What an absolute load of sentimental claptrap.The lengths people will go to all to justify stabbing an an animal in the neck is astounding.Eating meat in the 21st century is now primitive , barbaric and choose death for taste , that's all , taste . ", "@USER Have you still got 2 accounts so you can troll ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hello apparently you're going to vote with the libdems AGAINST Brexit . Well , it MUST be true as it's been stated by a tory and we all know they never lie .", "context": ["Great to be out campaigning for @USER in Peterborough today ! It is a two-horse race here between the Conservatives and Labour . Only a vote for Paul will #GetBrexitDone so we can unleash Peterborough ’ s potential 🙌 🇬 🇧 👏 #ToryCanvass 💙 #ConGain ", "@USER @USER @USER Of the many 10 of places the Conservatives should have stood aside for the Brexit Party , that is certainly one of them .", "@USER @USER @USER That is complete nonsense . Latest polls have the Conservatives on over 40 % of the vote in Peterborough , and the Brexit party is on less than 10 % ! Only the Conservatives can beat Labour in Peterborough ! ", "@USER @USER @USER And Mike would join the Lib Dems in voting against Brexit in the House of Commons !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Please start stating some . You have done nothing but ramble about the Constitution , but yet I see nothing in it to support your stupidity .", "context": ["As the Democrats read their impeachment articles in the Senate , you will notice the absence of two things : 1 ) Even one alleged underlying crime 2 ) Even one firsthand witness that can testify to the Democrats ' claims That , there , should amount to game over", "@USER So you ’ re cool with Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress ? I am really really glad you aren ’ t running for re-election so I don ’ t have to waste time and energy into making sure you lose .", "@USER @USER @USER This is a constitutional issue ( and charge ) ... not at all the same as criminal court . Your comment is ill informed . Before you insult others , you might want to research the Constitution sections covering Congress ’ s power of the purse and oversight of the executive branch .", "@USER @USER @USER I suggested you read the Constitution ( u know , that document cite in your profile ) . Why are you blathering on about about TV ? That might be YOUR source of info , the rest of us prefer facts ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER lol . Love the Trump guy getting upset over fake news .", "context": ["Survey : Only a quarter of Trump voters believe in human-caused climate change ", "@USER I think it's called seasons now .. It was global warming and then climate change", "@USER @USER Nice photoshop or did you get this from CNN ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The real is that you an alleged \" writer \" are supporting book burners wearing masks . Could you try 2 be more hypocritical ?", "context": ["All those people who wanted America to be run like a business have finally gotten their wish :", "A big gasbag has blagged his way into a top job where he knows jackshit about anything and expects all his underlings to do the work …", "… while he issues asinine pronouncements and pats himself on the back ( and gets paid ) for what a great job he's doing .", "It's the great irony of Scott Adams boosting for Trump : Donald is the pointy-haired boss ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm sure more or less it will all be fine though @USER ", "context": ["Real paperback , failed to open , return to store & re-purchase . Failed , please try again later . Fail Never happens . Damn you @USER", "@USER I'm sorry for the trouble . Have you been able to get the ebook open , or are you still seeing an error ? ^ JR", "@USER still getting this ... But it's a 10 minute read before sleep . Trouble shooting is likely to be left inc … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I don't claim , falsely , to be a teacher . And yes , no teacher would discourage youth engagement . I didnt . I pointed out", "context": ["Calling on youth to submit ideas on climate change solutions . Top 3 winning proposals to get $ 5,000 seed funding : … ", "@USER Minister @USER doesn't want \" our kids ... to pay for ... climate change \" and yet she trivializes it for them to solve #huh", "@USER for someone that purports to be a teacher , it's shocking you don't want to engage youth . You clearly didn't watch the video"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER how can someone who thinks struggling to beat someone with the worst injury in sport is notable ... SIMPLETON", "context": ["Would love to see @USER box @USER next . How many people could have chance to win two green belts ? @USER", "@USER all we know about tony bellew is that he was 4 rounds down to the worst david haye ive ever seen & only could beat him injured .", "@USER @USER 4 rounds down we must of been watching a different fight", "@USER go to spec savers ! Even bias sky sports pundits could even admit it ! I had it 5 rounds to haye .", "@USER don't need spec savers fella Bellew won put Haye down twice .. just feel you have to give Bellew credit jumping up weight also", "@USER I could beat Usain Bolt if he snapped his Achilles ... I could beat Messi if he snapped his Achilles .", "@USER Crack on then mate .. look forward to reading about you in the papers champ 👌", "@USER your lack of brain cells is very worrying . I'm worried for you . And people like you have the vote .", "@USER Haha don't worry about me mate .. as I said I look forward to reading about you in the papers champ .. nice talking to you", "@USER i would be champion in every sport if they were injured . durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .", "@USER you couldnt win an argument with a pebble #casual", "@USER correct but your making this argument easy for me ..", "@USER PAH ! laughable . the uneducated guy who doesnt even know what an Achilles is ... & no its not a greek god .", "@USER your a simpleton your creating an argument with yourself with things you make up in your head .. do you need help ? Are you ok ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The fact that you are asking makes you racist . The fact that you even use the word \" about others \" makes you racist . Even though there are tons of people using the hastag #trapcosplay and not in a demeaning way . They are using it about themselves .", "context": ["Racism is such a nasty infection , and unfortunately , it's found on both sides of the aisle , even by those who think they are calling it out . We shouldn't turn a blind eye , but at the same time , we should be careful in what we call racist . #racism #racist", "I've been called #racist because of something seemingly innocent I've said , but because I'm white I'm judged for saying those things . Or a look I give someone . But if I direct that expression to a white person , I'm no longer racist . I think I see a double standard . #racism", "There was an incident in high school with a foreign exchange student from Germany ( if memory serves ) . I don't remember exactly what I said , but it wasn't something to the effect of ... \" Did you write it down ? \" I gestured like I was holding a pen writing something .", "@USER That is ridiculous . I'm white and not racist . And I happen to be related to some Olympic-level racists . Unless that is just considered a rude gesture in another country I don't get it . If it was considered racist or offensive , ignorance of that fact does not equal racist .", "@USER Racism is the thought that one race is better than another based on the virtue of them being different . Behaving in a racist way includes : telling racist jokes , using slurs in a derogatory way , treating somebody of a race poorly or differently only because of their race .", "@USER There's nothing wrong with that definition except in how's it applied . If I'm standing in a group of black guys . One tells a racist joke about black people . Everyone laughs , including me . They aren't racist , but I am . That's the double standard . Perhaps I didn't find it funny ...", "@USER Right , the double standard is always a fun one to talk around . That's part of how intent defines it . They were arguably in that situation laughing at the stereotype not the content of the joke in a belittling way . Granted , I've never been called racist at all ...", "@USER Recently I saw a writer called out for describign a POC character's eyes as exotic . Definition : originating in or characteristic of a distant foreign country . That word alone is now considered racist . But only if the writer is white , AKA preestablished intent .", "@USER See , I'd never see that as racist . If the writer in their narration passage called a POC character a slur , Idc what color the writer is , that to me is racist . Using \" exotic \" as in \" not of my homeland \" seems like just following the dictionary definition .", "@USER As I mentioned in the rest of my thread , a slur can also be unintentional . A writer may do their research , but they can't help the reactions of trigger happy people who like to call everything racist . It's often the color of the writer who is mostly on trial , not the words .", "@USER The word spelled : T-R-A-P is considered a cosplaying slur . I learned because of an angry outburst screaming over me & not hearing me ask what the PC term is . I meant to refer to a character type . Not to demean people . Words identify things . I still don't know the PC word ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hilarious that you state this one without a hint of irony . Almost as hilarious as your Twtr name . #swidt", "context": ["@USER UNfortunately the.muslims are trying to come for us .. just look at Europe", "@USER Yes , let's look at Europe . 80 years ago . Replace ' Muslims ' with ' Jews ' and tell me if you think your statement would fit in .", "@USER I think you are confused . The Jews were the victims . You want to Replace \" Muslims \" with \" Nazis ' \"", "@USER Yes , they were . But they were painted as aggressors before they were made victims . ", "@USER you don't have to \" paint \" Islam as a death cutt . You just need to turn on the nightly news .", "@USER Turning on the nightly news could just as easily lead one to the conclusion that all white men are school shooters .", "@USER or all black people are drug dealers and carjackers"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I see you're an attorney , trained and paid to deceive for financial benefit .", "context": ["If you are going to call the heads of CIA , FBI , DNI etc and President liars , you should present some evidence to s … ", "@USER @USER @USER lol . Since when have any of this heads of agencies told the truth ? Only a fool would trust the gov ..", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah we should trust a life long con man instead . 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER no , you can do that , not me . Trust but verified ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER There is a real underlying problem , is that he is the worse choice for those \" left behind \"", "context": ["Maybe my favourite \" in five words or less \" assessment of #USElection2016 \" Flawed outsider Beats Flawed insider . \" @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER making the obvious error that they are in some way equivalent or comparable .", "@USER @USER @USER You're right . One was more popular than the other .", "@USER @USER @USER that's it ? One is also a narcissistic , scientifically ignorant , racist , sexist , foul mouthed bully .", "@USER @USER @USER All he had to do was convince those \" left behind \" that somehow he could make their lives better . He did ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER it's funny how it got called whistleblowing . Probably based on police requesting assistance while beating up the poor .", "context": ["When I blew an NHS whistle , Trust tried to ruin my life . Even threatened my kids with soc services . Pure horror I found myself in shocking", "@USER @USER It at least gives me enormous pleasure to say ppl r welcome , it made a difference and that's all that matters now .", "@USER @USER Been there . You blow a whistle ; they come for the blower . How many stand up and support ? Fear rules the workplace ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER There are 8 million kids out there without a home or parents to love them and I don't see pro-life people focussing on helping them . Those kids are already here and starving or being neglected and abused but lets worry about the non sentient fetus !", "context": ["The strategy or trying to shame people into submission is a terrible one . Its the lefts favorite tactic - “ you disagree with me you ’ re a racists and a murderer ” this is so much easier than an actual intelligent conversation . ", "@USER So I'm just supposed to listen to them be nasty and in some cases outright lie about me ? I can't be a baby killer / murderer because I've never been pregnant in the first place . Some pro choice people have also outright stated that I deserve to be raped and impregnated that way .", "@USER @USER Not discounting your experience but mine has been very different . Yesterday I provided a perspective and didn ’ t attack anyone and since then I ’ ve been mobbed with accusations that I ’ m a women killer , a rapist , and a racist .", "@USER @USER \" provided a perspective \" of use birth control ... like women don't already use frickin birth control . We have heard it before , we will hear it again TODAY and TOMORROW . You're opinion is not unique it's BS .", "@USER @USER Birth control fails . Women are raped . Women have genetically nonviable pregnancies . Women are abused and killed by their partners because they got pregnant . You do not know peoples personal issues you should trust women to take care of their own bodies and lives .", "@USER @USER If people want to help lower abortions they should work to help people access affordable birth control options , educate children on reproduction in schools and at home . People should help poor single parents that are struggling instead of ignoring their existence ..", "@USER @USER or saying those single moms are a drain on society and she should ' stop having kids ' but then when she can't afford another mouth to feed and gets an abortion she is then a vile whore that did it for her own convenience ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER it argues for a better America against the ruling establishment .", "context": ["@USER @USER You realize Born In The USA is an anti-American song , right ?", "@USER @USER @USER . So your policy is if you say it , it is true ? No other perspective is permitted ?", "@USER @USER @USER Please learn to read better before responding . Don't make things up ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER im a liberal talking to you peacefully . Youre the only one talking hatefully ...", "context": ["@USER maybe they need some expectations put on them .. Because all we see is burning our flag , smashing things & violence #BadOptics", "@USER then open your eyes because there are a lot of good ppl both sides of the aisle trying to actually help .", "@USER I only see hate on the other side and secondary motives .. I will never associate with that party again . It's name is mud ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER They voted for Trump because they want to roll back on progressive policies that actually benefit them too .", "context": ["@USER Whereas I'm getting ready to #FeelTheBern P2 ;) Maybe I've gone way too progressive but 2016 has pushed me that way !", "@USER Don't drive a political wedge between people.Focus is still the same.Trying to make a better future.It ' s just differing views", "@USER I'm afraid that Trump's legitimised hate speech and that's going to drive a wedge . Until he apologises the lines are drawn .", "@USER He did apologise at the debate . What now ?", "@USER He didn't apologise .. he's got a #MeMeMe complex . I think he has to beg forgiveness . Literally bear his heart and soul .", "@USER He gave it the attention it was worth . 20ish year old comments that harmed no-one and even expressed shock that they consented", "@USER Yet his behaviour on the campaign trail backed up the fact he wasn't sorry by any stretch of the imagination . He's a charlatan .", "@USER Not caring what the press chooses to say about you does not a charlatan make .", "@USER I think the press gave him more coverage than Hillary and painted him out to be some sort of renegade saviour . Totes Ridic .", "@USER See you blame Hillary a lot and I blame Trump a lot . Protestors and supporters have similar dilemmas . It will be hard to resolve .", "@USER No , Hillarys campaign outlined it as part of their campaign to do it . Have the pied piper candidate", "@USER Was that from the Podesta emails ? I didn't even believe half of them . Whether \" verified \" or not . Guess I just don't like Wikileaks", "@USER You just refuse to because it doesn't compute with your doublethink . Hillary was a sexist , racist bigot , owned by the banks", "@USER So it comes down to who you believe . Most protestors believe Hillary . Trump supporters believed Trump . Seems to be an impasse .", "@USER No , the Trump protestors believe Hillary and Podestas emails not their words .", "@USER Not every Trump protestor was a Hillary supporter-that's true . I believed Hillary and took her at face value . Simple as that .", "@USER The election came down to who you believed . Trump supporters overlooked his sexual assault . Hillary supporters didn't . Simples .", "@USER Hillarys supporters told everyone they were no better than Trump . So they voted Trump"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you moan about brexit yet you want closed markets and infrastructure etc", "context": ["The media seem to have big problems putting Jeremy Corbyn's thoughts to the wider public . Can you help ? ", "@USER @USER Not helpful quote . ' Debt to GDP ratio ' ? And how are the Tories investing in the past ? He needs the common voice", "@USER @USER @USER privatise the railways for no reason and print 200 billion for \" projects \" derp derp derp", "@USER @USER @USER You're aware this govt have borrowed £ 595bn in 5 years and achieved nothing ?", "@USER @USER @USER please try to justify why we need the railways privatised . Yet to see anyone make sense of that .", "@USER @USER @USER why are our railway profits subsidising other nations pension pots ?", "@USER @USER @USER this is 2016 , we are a capitalist democracy , not soviet russia lefty .", "@USER @USER @USER You try to label me as an extreme opposite to the extreme we see now . I seek Balance", "@USER @USER @USER extreme we see now ? balance isnt criticizing foreign investment , thats just weird", "@USER @USER @USER You asked for a reason . You got one . You obviously don't want to hear the reasons ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "With viewers so fickle @USER no wonder they are going off air !", "context": ["Happy 🎄 wishes to my oldest ( not in age ! ) Twitter friends @USER @USER @USER", "@USER I just might be ! Have a good time . I know what you'll be watching Boxing Day morning .", "@USER I won't , can you believe it ! It's on to record but won't be the same 😕"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great , you found one sick person who bought into the hoax . And that completely nullifies what actually happened .", "context": ["NEW : Army Cadets and Navy Midshipmen who sparked outrage for appearing to display a symbol associated with white power at Army-Navy game were instead playing \" an innocent game \" and had no racist intent , investigations find . ", "@USER It ’ s literally a game that has been around for AT LEAST 25 years ! ! Why can ’ t people wrap their their airheads around that ? ?", "@USER @USER Because some jerks took this game and knowing it would provide them plausibly deniability made it their symbol .", "@USER @USER @USER No they didn't . What really happened was a bunch of autistic pranksters on 4chan created a hoax and self-righteous leftists , desperate to find the racism they so wanted to see , bought it for the virtue signaling opportunities .", "@USER @USER @USER Owning the libs by forcing a meme and denying they mean it ... Woops not everyone for the memo it was \" a joke . \"", "@USER @USER @USER More like telling the truth instead of false narratives you think will help your agenda . But you do you .", "@USER @USER @USER \" false narratives \" The NZ shooter must have missed that this symbol was a joke . You seem in denial about it frankly ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah ... just pointing out that people tend to overreact . \" That demagogue and his supporters are subhuman slime . \"", "context": ["Remember when Reagan was elected and everyone said he was the devil and that Ronald Wilson Reagan each had 6 letters = 666 ?", "@USER No , the hyperbole has increased . I don't recall colleges excusing traumatized students from taking tests after Reagan's election .", "@USER Reagan and Trump were both \" outsiders \" at first , but , Reagan seemed like a more likeable guy and better leader ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Clealy Benji You fight for better things for people but when you do they defend the bad .", "context": ["I am told Uganda is full of dusty roads , potholes , bodabodas and doesn ’ t have even a single by pass . So that entire Kampala is a hot , noisy mess of humans , tuktuks , cars , bicycles , mkokoteni and other 17th Century nonsense .", "@USER @USER that's too harsh , hot for who ? foreigners ? like most third world economies , the state of Kampala city is more less like that of Nairobi . Nairobi also struggles with hawkers , poky streets , open sewers , kiosks all over and tin boxes in the name of matatu as public transport", "@USER @USER Kwani you ’ re not human ? You don ’ t have skin ? You don ’ t like A / C ? Eiiih are Africans children of a lesser god ? It ’ s hot in Dubai , so they put in place mitigating systems and there ’ s money in plenty . Not just sweating on an empty belly . Hakuna kuogopa ukweli bana"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER so interesting you're lecturing us about out of touch celebrities #hypocrisy", "context": ["Advice to all actors , musicians and entertainers : Please stick to your crafts that we all love you for and drop the political rhetoric .", "@USER or use the freedom of speech that people died for . I don't have to agree . But thank god they can say it . Freely .", "@USER Anyone can say anything they want in our society . That doesn't mean that we want to be lectured by out of touch celebrities ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Or many a time , the lack of human intelligence or the unwillingness to use it among humans ? Maybe why we are seeing the rise of AI .", "context": ["How to build an AI startup that matters is perhaps more important to learn than pitching AI to VCs IMHO . but what do I know . ", "@USER Lol if there ’ s a VC out there who knows how to mentor AI startups its @USER so direct your angst elsewhere pankaj :)", "@USER @USER No angst at all . I ’ m an absolute outsider struggling with human intelligence 🙏"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , this was my life . Restaurants were a nightmare . And my parents were constantly pushing me to exercise more to lose weight .", "context": ["r we ever gonna talk about how parents making us sit at the dinner table & forcing us to finish our foods gave us eating disorders that we don ’ t even know about bc ...", "@USER There was a study that proved that kids whose parents did that to them , have high obesity rates as adults . Since kids cant stop eating til their parents say so , as adults , they cant stop eating even after their bodies r showin signs of extreme fullness , its a psychological trauma", "@USER @USER And don't start me on \" if you don't finish it you won't get dessert \" . It literally teaches kids to eat past the point of comfort to earn ... more food for pleasure alone rather than satiety . It is teaching us how to binge , step by step ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He seems to like them . Tbh it's up to him what he wears , what astounds me is that he has the audacity to tell Muslims how to dress ", "context": ["Simple question : In the last 6 months , if the BBC , ITV , C4 , The Sun and The Mail etc had come out strongly for Labour , would we have won the election ? I know what I think ...", "@USER The propaganda genie AKA The spin doctor knows the answer to this . ", "@USER @USER 9 & 1/2 hrs . in & this is the BEST thing I've seen in 2020 . Does @USER fit the job or the job fit ? #HappyNewYear #WednesdayThoughts #WednesdayWisdom 🇬 🇧 😱 💩 😱", "@USER @USER @USER Photos will soon be circulating of the BBC & Tory New Year's Eve party 👍 ", "@USER @USER @USER Isn't in Mustique with his Floozy ? Has ' The Iliad ' badly misquoting Wank Stain got a Divorce from his Wife yet ? Will we be told in the HoC when the ' Decree Nisi ' & ' Decree Absolute ' are reached ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , but she will have spent most of it alone as Boris was arrested by the fashion police . ", "@USER @USER @USER Primark ! I have exactly the same pair . I shall now destroy & use as a duster !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER stop it Taylor . Andre is great at all of those things . Stop your lies . He's an all-star for pete's sake .", "context": ["Drummond on the Hawks would be perfectly fine . That is my take on it", "They have an ungodly amount of cap room to use up , Trae has 2 years before he gets a max , they aren't a FA destination and Drummond fills a few key needs . Is it a move to make them a contender ? No , but it makes them better and gives Trae legit help which is important rn", "@USER Hawks C needs in order are Rim protection / Defense , rebounding , good hands to finish off of Trae's passes , ability to space the floor so collins / trae pnr can thrive . Not sure Drummond meets those outside of the rebounding and finishing"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER They can publish an advertisement of a guy taking a dump on a toilet playing Switch but won't allow open team chat .", "context": ["Apparently you can only voice chat with people who are already on your friends list . So either add a bunch of rando … ", "@USER If you already have to go through the headache of using a smart phone to chat why the heck restrict ADULTS from team chat .", "@USER We're being punished because PARENTS apparently do not take responsibility for what their children are doing and Nintendo has to ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No need to be sorry . 😊 Actually , no . You should be ashamed of yourself , not putting any effort into your hobby and letting the community down , while you do all of it for free . How you dare put YOUR life and work first ? ! 👈 just in case ✌ ️ 😊 ", "context": ["I made some significant upgrades to my PC . Added a space ship , aircraft carrier and music player . ", "@USER Mate , you're bloody wonderful . If I don't get another chance to tell you this year , you give great hugs and you're a brilliant person .", "@USER Dude , right back at ' cha ! You're an incredible video artist and I honestly don't see you enough throughout the year . Enjoy the holidays . o7", "@USER It makes me sad too that I've not mate enough story content this year . I as so grateful to everyone who has supported me .. you do know how important that is to me ? A new episode is coming , but they take ages .. i am sorry"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Ur funny @USER . A #Trumpet labelling the coherent stupid ! lol _ & I'm not ur frickin research assistant Petal . #auspol", "context": ["Of course Trump's lies worse than Nixon's . When Nixon caught out he had grace 2b embarrassed . Trump couldn't give a stuff . #goebbelsTrump", "@USER As long as all it is is an awful hashtag I'll be happy .", "@USER It doesn't matter what side of the politcal fence you find yourself , Jane . Class shows & tackiness does as well . Read Godwin's law .", "Godwin's Law no longer applies @USER . Too many irrefutable parallels between #Trumpenstein & 1930s Hitler . @USER #auspol", "Pass . If you haven't noticed ( or can't find ) any @USER , you're beyond help ! @USER", "@USER @USER well that's your classic \" won't answer \" or more likely \" can't answer \"", "I have no desire to educate #Trumpets @USER ( futile in #Trumpenstein's #postfact alternate reality ) Try Google Petal @USER", "@USER See you pontificate loudly but you really have nothing . You're a fool . A moronic unintelligent loopy fool . A weirdo ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lol . 😁 I think people blocked me on several occasions because I didn ’ t write or 😉 . Sarcasm font would be awesome . :) ( And the edit button , too . That would be a nice holiday gift to all of us on Twitter . )", "context": ["I ’ m thrilled #ChristiansAgainstTrump is trending , however I can ’ t help but ask — why now ? Separating kids from parents didn ’ t do it . Immigrants dead due to Trump ’ s policies didn ’ t do it . Kurds dying and displaced didn ’ t do it . But an article in Christianity Today did it ?", "@USER Yep . Evangelicals believe what their pastors tell them to believe . Catholics used to be more independent but that seems to have changed in the 30 years since I was in catholic school . Christianity is a patriarchal authoritarian system that assigns moral authority to the pastor .", "@USER Being a cyni , I tend to think it finally came down to they were losing more than they were gaining . They knew he is a reprehensible human but he was offering political clout they crave to create a Christian nation . They see his power diminishing and having to excuse his behavior", "@USER ... In desperate need of an edit button and a sarcasm font . :)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The irony of someone calling me braindead when they support #CommieCorbyn is nothing but laughable ... the picture was irrelevant ... the phrase was ... by the way ... you seen the exit polls ? ? ? looks like your belief in socialism isn ’ t shared by many ... ", "context": ["Today the British people have an important choice . To speed up the fall of the U . K . to Islam and our own demise . Or to hold back the wrecking forces working against this country and #BackBoris One vote . One chance . Vote Boris . Keep Corbyn Out .", "@USER I was honestly undecided which way to vote today . After reading some of your posts today you've help me make up my mind . I'll be voting Labour . Thanks for your help .", "@USER @USER Then voting for an anti Semitic ... Islamic terrorist appeasing ... IRA sympathising Marxist commie obviously doesn ’ t bother you then ? ? ? #CommieCorbyn is the terrorists best friend ", "@USER @USER So you ’ d prefer turn this country into some socialist state ? ? ? Give me one example of a country that ’ s embraced socialism and has been a success ? ? ? Venezuela anyone ? ? .. your delusion that the alternative would be worse is somewhat astounding ... ", "@USER @USER Ok you win ... posting a picture of Thatcher has won me over 🤣 🤣 🤣 #braindead ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER She only helped Biden last night since Iowa tends to punish petty desperate looking beefs . Might help Bernie but for SURE helps Biden ! Genius move Warren ! !", "context": ["The most likely outcome of the collapse of the non-aggression pact , which Warren could have kept together had she wanted , is a Biden nomination . ", "@USER Sanders ' campaign staff has been subtly and not-so-subtly going after Warren for a while now whereas Warren's has studiously abided by the pact . I think the report about those anti-Warren talking points and Sanders ' false denial of it was the final straw for Warren .", "@USER @USER Its called CAMPAIGNING . Did he accuse her of lying about her ancestry ? Did he call her a flip flopper ? Did he accuse her of not having a backbone since she didn't back him in 2016 ? This was a disproportionate retaliatory bumbling rookie mistake in her part . She sux @USER politics"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah man . They ’ re bound so tight to their protocols , when you find a good PT - hang on to them ! Insurance $ is where it ’ s at ; but it ’ s also insurance for their business that suffocates them . . I carry insurance ; that should be mandatory at least , even working for a #gym .", "context": ["Everyone thinks they know about movement . It tells you how much of a joke people see the exercise field as . Would just anyone chime in on how to fix a car ? Ofcourse not . Because auto mechanics get respect in their field . Trainers ? Pfft .", "@USER It ’ s not a stretch to say that people don ’ t #respect trainers , in part , because there are a lot of unprofessional hacks that are just looking for quick $ $ . We ’ re outnumbered . #Licenseure #higherstandards", "@USER @USER #Licensure then has its own cross to bear , right ? Who ’ s the governing body ? Who makes up the criteria ? Etc . , etc . We had MANY discussions about this during my #NSCA #director days . Good thing too is that it weeds out the non-committed .", "@USER @USER It should have its own cross to bear but often times they ’ re self serving . They weed out some but they also alow plenty of people that can regurgitate facts and numbers but not think adequately about all the variables each human in front of them brings to the table . #problems", "@USER @USER You ’ re always going to have great test takers lol . But we all know what the problem is so we can ’ t just keep regurgitating that . What are your solutions ? Licensure ( like PT ’ s ) I like , and also disallowing so many “ certifications ” . In this case , some type of over site could help .", "@USER @USER That ’ s the darn challenge even with PT ’ s there is often just a regurgitation of other “ facts ” , then add chasing the insurance $ and volume of clients It ’ s a tragedy for sure ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You gotta throw in a at the end if you want it to come across . Remember kids sarcasm doesn ’ t come across on the internet .", "context": ["@USER This is even funnier coming from the Governor of Texas .", "@USER @USER @USER I only really saw this as good natured fun , I don't think this was a form of hatred", "@USER @USER @USER I should have added a “ 😂 ” or a “ lol ” at the end . My tone was trying to be humorous .", "@USER @USER @USER Ah . I too dont know the norms of internet conversion"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Someone stealing something I earned ? Sounds like government and taxes !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You brought up the jungle . I want a voluntary society . Govt = regressive . More laws = less civilized", "@USER @USER @USER the jungle analogy fails . We are rational animals .", "@USER @USER @USER The animal in us pushed us to act egocentrically when we can get away with it .", "@USER @USER @USER Which is exactly why no I dont want govt . They are run my megalomaniacs . TY proving my point", "@USER @USER @USER Then u want to live in a jungle . Roast a deer there n see the tiger come take it from u"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER repeating something doesn't make it true - hollywood promotes violence , perversion , drugs - and says Trump is bad influence", "context": ["Actually many people turned off the show at that moment ", "@USER lol - who has more fans - Meryl Streep or the NFL . Her last movie has t even broken even yet", "@USER AGAIN , logic doesn't seem to be your strong suit ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Also , don't forget the monopoly is with \" scholars \" who write one sided op-eds , mislead students / non-lawyers , are non-practicing \" practicing lawyers \" and give certificates to judges and courts , are the ONLY repositories of constitutional wisdom which matter .", "context": ["One , popular ( ? ) perception about #CAA versus as Act as it really is are two different things . ", "@USER This article is fundamentally flawed & the author is confused and contradicts himself at many places . Ends by saying - \" If the Citizenship ( Amendment ) Act is unconstitutional , there is no need , for the people or for the establishment , to wait for the SC to tell them that it is \"", "@USER Arrey bhai , who will decide that it is unconstitutional in the first place ? The SC or the streets ? Once it is declared unconstitutional , then only this line is relevant . This article makes no argument at all and in no way is a ' riposte ' .", "@USER No one has claimed that citizens can't engage with the Constitution or that the SC has monopoly over the Constitution ! These are all assumptions . There is no reason at all to not trust the SC and wait for it's outcome which will be final and binding either ways .", "@USER Perhaps the protesters have been told that the law is not unconstitutional and protest is the only way . Even if the SC decides in favour of the law , people may instigate protests . @USER has also said this multiple times .", "@USER @USER Also there is a ' presumption of constitutionality ' in favour of parliamentary enactments . Constitutional issues cannot be addressed on streets . What is the SC for ? To grant mutual divorces !", "@USER @USER @USER Don't forget the second part of the thread on \" Monopoly over constitutional wisdom \" . Apparently the court , despite being the ONLY arbiter of constitutional issues , does not have the monopoly . Only because the \" track record \" is not to their liking ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We have another winner in the #CaptainObvious sweepstakes . I guess I really need to put a At the end of my tweets . Your prize is a lifetime membership in the #MutedIdiotClub . Congratulations .", "context": ["Our hearts are with the loved ones of the U . S . troops in Iraq . The last thing we want or need is a war . To deescalate & protect our service members , we will act in the U . S . House to put more checks in place before the Administration engages in acts of war . ", "@USER Good thing you're not President , you undoubtedly would've surrendered by now . . True , no one wants war - - but to tie the hands of the CIC does nothing but embolden our enemies . . Your rhetoric has made things worse , not better . .", "@USER @USER Avoiding full-scale war is is no way equivalent to “ surrender ” ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Also “ death to America . ” chants are always really solid messages to spread when your a “ peaceful ” protestor .", "context": ["Explain this to me about this drone attack : Iran also has drones . What prevents them from deploying them with the same lethality as ours ?", "@USER Yes , but we have American interests and personnel sprinkled all across the world , including in places with limited air defenses . Also , some of our allies have weaker air defenses .", "@USER @USER How about the fact that they failed an attack on an embassy and we retaliated by wiping out two of their top officials ? We just told Iran we are not playing proxy war anymore .", "@USER @USER @USER Taking over the embassy was a relatively peaceful protest . No one was even hurt as far as I know . It was basically a sit in . Not a cause for war , except to an isecure authoritarian ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I loathe obama , but I'm sure you and your band would call me a racist even though it has nothing to do with my views .", "context": ["Hmm . I thought you guys didn't allow hatred of minorities for reasons other than their skin color . So , you know her … ", "@USER Huh ? You're incoherent . Are you speaking in tongues again ?", "@USER do you base your derogatory comment on personal knowledge or her race ? Easy question .", "@USER I loathe Trump but never met the man . Plenty of reasons to loathe him though . Same with her . Why is this so hard for you to get ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": ". @USER - Can't use facts to support his liberal lame opinions , so lobs hate names at a #Patriot __ @USER __", "context": ["Jihad by the Womb 👉 \" The Wombs Of Our Women Will Give Us Victory \" ' Muhammad ' is Top Baby Name at Minnesota Hospital … ", "@USER @USER Very disturbing but it is in their caliphate . If allowed , they will out breed all populations where they live .", "@USER put on your tinfoil hat , you paranoid racist bigot "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Bizarrely the main driver for #Brexit is control of our borders . But all the law abiding EU citizens are leaving or not arriving leaving space for Vietnamese , African , Syrian , Turkish , Chinese , PRNK etc The very thing they want is the very thing they'll lose . #PutinAtWar", "context": ["@USER The most patriotic thing you can do is vote Labour .", "@USER @USER @USER We cannot trust a GOV that is suppressing the Report into Russian voter manipulation in our elections The cold war did not end . #PutinAtWar is using Dominic Cummings to keep his activities under wraps Vote get Putin #ReleaseTheRussianReport #VoteToryGetPutin", "@USER @USER @USER Oh course , and I caught three fairies yesterday ! I guess you'll also want to report into how Corbyn got his document ! Or maybe not ...", "@USER @USER @USER I would like to know how Russia managed to get hold of secret GOVERNMENT documents ? Our GOVERNMENT has lots of questions to answer , especially when they are sat on a intelligence report into Russia election meddling and have received Russia money for campaign ? ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 Yes , like it needed Russia to influence anyone !", "@USER @USER @USER Over 6 years £ 435bn was spent on Quantitative Easing UK bankers saw money coming in paid themselves bonuses . We got food banks and austerity #Cummings sent disinformation and lies to millions of selected UK voters , persuading them that EU was to blame for everything #PutinAtWar", "@USER @USER @USER We didn't need Cummings to know the EU was ripping us off . Farage is a good source for that . Vote for who you like , that's your right ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I would be a great board member . Making decisions quickly and without bias .", "context": ["Spot on . Moments change games . Valverde has many faults , but this is ridiculous and it's happening a lot . Messi's disallowed goal also questionable . The consequence ? All post-match analysis and perception is altered , distorted ... ", "@USER His future is no based on one game . It is 3 years of non Barcelona style football that leads to wasting Messi's years and under performing badly in big games and road games . The players are too comfortable as well .", "@USER Of course , although that ’ s your perspective , which is likely different to board ’ s . And that wasn ’ t really the point here anyway ...", "@USER Yeah . I guess I am more surprised that they are making this decision based off super copa .", "@USER Exactly , yes . Should have been last summer , but still may only be next , which was when a change seemed likely anyway ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And going ad hominem REALLY lends credence to your argument . That's what people with strong logical backing for their positions do .", "context": ["I am deeply disturbed by these reports — not just as Governor , but as a pediatrician and a dad . I ’ ve directed @USER to suspend this policy while the Department conducts an immediate investigation and review of their procedures . ", "@USER @USER Okay , now suspend your unconstitutional gun control agenda before more people end up having their civil liberties violated by a tyrant . #blackriflesoverblackface #keepVirginiaFree ", "@USER @USER @USER Do you still have a gun ? I could have sworn you all said Obama was going to take them all away .", "@USER @USER @USER Nah he just took them away in MD , DC , and CA , look how well that has gone ..", "@USER @USER @USER Yes . Those cities couldn't be safer . Thank you Barack Osama !", "@USER @USER @USER Hrm ... The president only took them away in certain states . However did he manage that ? And they're not \" taken away \" in those states anyway .", "@USER @USER @USER They are , any infringement on the ownership of firearms of non-felons is treasonous", "@USER @USER @USER It's not infringed . You can have firearms ... Even though the constitution says arms , not firearms .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not taking sides here but I am going to add the fact that the term firearm didn ’ t exist when the constitution was written . The term was firelock due to the lock mechanism used to fire the guns of the period .", "@USER @USER @USER At the time arms was a term used to encompass just about every weapon someone could use so I suppose it would be up to interpretation , like so many other things in the constitution .", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly . You can ARM yourself with scissors . It says NOTHING about guns . And it says the right to have them shall not be infringed ... Not that the type couldn't be limited . You already can't have an Uzi , for example .", "@USER @USER @USER You can own an uzi in nearly every state , you are not however allowed to own the automatic version in some , you keep diluting your own argument , please go talk to someone about cats or about nobody liking you , subjects I ’ m sure you are much more well informed about ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , to tell me there still nothing you can do about a bug in your app not actually setting locations properly . No response needed . @USER everyone , great customer service .", "context": ["Cannot believe the rudeness of @USER . I placed an order AFTER entering the hotel address where I am only to find out the address for delivery was three states away . Apparently because I ’ ve used the app before I can ’ t cancel without being charged . Also can ’ t contact the ...", "@USER We definitely want to get this sorted out . Please send us the phone number associated with your Uber account via DM , so we can further assist .", "@USER We're here to assist , @USER . We've recently sent you a direct message . Please check your inbox and follow-up with us there .", "@USER You answered a question I didn ’ t ask . Read the tweet properly . I was charged to cancel an order even though the CORRECT address entered to find restaurants . Even when I went back to the app , the “ previous address ” was the one I entered . Not the one several states away ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Pretty sure the point was that no one throw stones , making it a weird thing to use as a comeback , since using it that way is kind of like throwing a stone . #joke #comedy #writesitself", "context": ["Our movement stands with the undocumented people of this country . Our movement stands against racism , sexism , homophobia and religious bigotry . At a time when the ruling class wants to divide us up , we have a moral obligation to stand together .", "@USER As someone trying to become the president of the United states , your \" movement \" should be for legal citizens of this country first and foremost , period , the end . #thecommiemuppet", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , \" me \" is collectively the US citizens . A good president looks out for the interests of his country first . Beyond that , individuals are free to give charity to other countries if they wish .", "@USER @USER @USER You are clearly another person that doesn ’ t need to be reminded of the parable of the Good Samaratin", "@USER @USER @USER You clearly need to be reminded of the story of the one who can cast the first stone ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This is the first time I see ' objective observer ' & ' zero interest ' in one sentence with ' aircraft owner ' .. 😂 😂 😂 I did not think that was possible .. Seriously : #truth -> solid advice . Speaking of : the @USER / offer lots of advice on their websites & hotlines . ", "context": ["Do you guys think a decent IFR-capable 70s Cherokee with a non-WAAS G430 could be had for $ 40K ?", "@USER Yes , if you ’ re patient . Have you owned an airplane previously ?", "@USER Nope , I ’ ve been renting a nicely equipped but pricey Warrior II . Considering clubs , but thinking sole ownership of a simpler ( yet ifr capable ) airplane might fit my mission better .", "@USER @USER Have your criteria be : - All logs complete & accurate - All one-off AD's compliant + recurring AD's done - No [ major ] accident history - No existing liens - Thorough pre-purchase inspection . Be prepared to pay for that inspection , but still walk away from the deal . - etc", "@USER @USER And bring an aircraft owner you trust with you that has zero interest in the deal as an objective observer ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm glad to know my race exclusively precludes me from having an educated discussion about racism though .", "context": ["I think my face is better than punchable , imho ", "@USER @USER @USER you do know KFC made friends with Ebony , bought her shoes , then barstool hired her ? So yeh , real racist .", "@USER @USER are you really responding with , \" but he has a black friend ! \"", "@USER @USER @USER no she's responding with a scenario that proves he supports members of the black community", "@USER @USER @USER he also told a Black stoolie to get a job at Couchella & do you even watch the Rundown ?", "@USER @USER @USER so one time he told a black stoolie to get a job ? That's your evidence ? Also : the rundown", "@USER @USER solid argument . People like u make it more difficult to isolate real racism by clouding the water with unfounded BS", "@USER @USER yes Caucasian man , please educate me on real racism ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER oh , man , drink a whiskey have you ever heard of , #cynicism ? read my text again , man ! for sure they don't respect @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER Well done , I wouldn't shake this punk's hand either ! What a freakshow .", "@USER @USER @USER - she lives here , has to accept our #customs , especially when she is invited to our #President", "@USER @USER @USER Your theory is very nice & delusional ; keep on dreaming . They do NOT respect / accept / tolerate women & law ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I intentionally RT'd the \" fake news \" because Deray became famous for supporting \" fake news \" .", "context": ["@USER @USER this is obviously and clearly shopped . Come on . Use your brain and make your points without needing to lie .", "@USER @USER I see you retweet @USER , oh the irony of your comment .", "@USER @USER @USER distracting from the fact you purposely RT fake news isn't gonna fly"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER AND , , , the is , you or I get caught stuffing the guy who raped our child into a chipper shredder we go to prison for obtaining , well , \" Justice \" ... #PointsToPonder That's funny . Right ?", "context": ["@USER What I'm saying is a Catholic Parishioner caught having sex with minor is usually excommunicated & at very limited SEVERELY limited in their church involvement yet priests could molest HUNDREDS of little kids in a career and simply be moved from Parish to Parish .", "@USER I know that's what you're saying ... and I'm saying , there's a special place in hell for those and glad I'm not catholic .", "@USER It's not just for Catholics , it happens EVERYWHERE yet the only guys the cops seem to manage to catch are older-stupid-desperate-gullible idiots who NEVER actually have sex with the intended \" Victim \" because it is all a set up and Epstein didn't kill himself ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We can thank WaPo & similar outlets for providing an endless supply of raw material . I hear & are still in hair & makeup trying to camouflage their tears . Stay tuned . Yeah , I said hair & makeup .", "context": ["Breaking news : Airstrike at Baghdad airport kills Iran ’ s most revered military leader , Qasem Soleimani , Iraqi state television reports ", "@USER He was a legit Islamic terrorist . My God , you guys aren ’ t even trying hide your hatred of America anymore .", "@USER @USER Wait , he wasn ’ t an austere religious scholar ?", "@USER @USER @USER I think he was a highly revered austere religious mourner .", "@USER @USER @USER Very austere and revered . Prayerful . And now he ’ s “ good ‘ n dead , ” as SSG Barnes would say .", "@USER @USER @USER Guys please stop ... you ’ ve got me in splits"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Pffft . So I call you to get a refund on my \" frustrating \" experience ? Seems acceptable .", "context": ["@USER Wanna explain why i've been billed for a full months worth of a \" full service \" , when you had to come out and replace our router because our connection was terrible for 8 weeks ?", "@USER Not only was the connection terrible , I tried via your chat option to resolve it , and nothing was done . I had to make a huge complaint on social media before you were even remotely bothered .", "@USER Thanks for tweeting Matty . I apologise for the overall experience you have had with us and for the issue you're having with your services . I understand how frustrating it can be when you're paying for something you're not getting . We'd love to help h ... "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's funny that there's so many people out there using the term \" snowflake \" as an insult .", "context": ["Do you believe kids ' hockey should be FUN ? Me too . Check out the #atoMc Hockey Program : ", "@USER @USER @USER Because fun and play important , proven learning tools .", "@USER @USER @USER Take that away and you hav a problem . Example , today's kids . Entitled #snowflakes . 2/2", "@USER @USER @USER I've seen more \" entitled snowflakes \" come off sports teams than not .", "@USER @USER @USER For hockey especially , since it's a sport largely played by those privileged enough to afford it .", "@USER @USER @USER Throws out the ' privilege ' card . Not even close , Liar . Provide proof . That won't happen . No such thing .", "@USER @USER @USER Hockey is mostly played by kids that have parents that have money , due to the high cost of equipment", "@USER @USER @USER And yes , that sort of financial security is privilege , whether you like the word or not .", "@USER @USER @USER No , ppl earning money is not privilege . R u a #Snowflake ? Ppl try hard and earn a lot ? good for them . 1/2"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER For someone who preaches religion - you seem to be an extremely assuming angry judgmental person . Good night .", "context": ["Transgender children may start to identify with toys and clothes typical of their gender identity from a very young age , a recent study suggests . ", "@USER Preschool . Some parents however choose to ignore the signs of their child simply wanting to be who they are authentically . All hatred stems from ignorance & fear . Love your kids for who they are , not how you feel they should be . We ’ re entitled to share their life , not own it .", "@USER @USER Selling your child out to this madness is really sad The mental illness in America is alarming", "@USER @USER @USER Selling out ? ? What monetary profit would be had by “ forcing ” a child to be transgender ?", "@USER @USER @USER You are as confused of that ignorant parent .. Selling your child out at an early age because of their confusion ... Mental illness is Alive and Well in America", "@USER @USER @USER Selling them out still disgusting lifestyle that usually leads to Suicide once they realize what has been done to them Maybe it's time to turn to the Lord instead of perversion", "@USER @USER @USER Oh yes because the church has never abused children and made them commit suicide", "@USER @USER @USER Please tell me what that has to do with forcing a child to change genders and leading them to a life of misery Only a liberal would come up with such an analogy", "@USER @USER @USER Who forces any child to change gender . That ’ s abuse . Has nothing to do with being trans or gay .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s similar to those “ vegan ” parent that feed their infants oat milk instead of formula . It has nothing to do with the diet and everything to do with being an abusive parent .", "@USER @USER @USER How can you even draw comparison between that and forcing your child to become the opposite sex even though it's impossible and will lead to their destruction", "@USER @USER @USER Who ’ s forcing a child to be trans . It appears it ’ s only you not following the facts and speaking with little to no knowledge . But “ peace be with you ” ...", "@USER @USER @USER Okay genius enlighten me tell me how a girl becomes a boy or a boy becomes a girl Science can do it but I'm sure you can The liberal loonies are lost", "@USER @USER @USER They decide they want to be and can choose to go one hormones like T and also surgeries to add or remove breasts , etc .", "@USER @USER @USER You can do whatever you want but it does nothing to change your genetics you are with the Lord made you accept you decide to make yourself perverse through those actions", "@USER @USER @USER An egg or two and a determined little sperm ( DNA ) create babies .", "@USER @USER @USER Humans are born with 46 chromosomes in 23 pairs . The X and Y chromosomes determine a person's sex . Most women are 46XX and most men are 46XY .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m glad you learned how to use google .", "@USER @USER @USER I learned that in Biology class while you were smoking weed"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER And as for , lack of humility ' . I'm not the one who believes the universe was created just fore me . @USER", "context": ["Abrahamic war god creates universe but can only speak via animals , and a bush ! 😂 ", "@USER @USER the one thing im noticing in the atheist speech is snarky angry and a lack of humility .", "@USER @USER one does not excuse the other . And im not to be grouped with the violent .", "@USER You're missing the point . Unlike religion itself , mockery is harmless , and in my opinion , is essential . @USER", "@USER @USER u missed mine . Mockery is not what was being done here in this discussion", "@USER I was mocking a talking bush among other things . If you couldn't recognise that , then maybe you should get out more . @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Leftwits oblivious to such . To be of #TheLeft requires genetic , drug-induced or surgical amputation of sense of shame .", "context": ["#auspol #TerribleButler tries to dig herself out of #QUT 18C hole with apology . ", "@USER Does that mean that she has admitted wrongdoing ? Drag her through the court .", "@USER Make her sweat for a while , but don't waste court time . A main point of opposition to 18C is that courts have better to do .", "True , but but might make Terri and her ilk appreciate the damage of vexatious cases . @USER", ". @USER Yep . Indeed , plaintiff may have #defamation case based on very real harm to his reputation and character by #TerribleButler .", ". @USER Especially slimy but typical low act by MPs of #TheLeft to defame an ordinary citizen for nefarious political purposes . #QUT", "@USER Pretty typical of them aswell to be outraged when the shoe is on the other foot ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No doubt we are much better off now . ", "context": ["#BREAKING : Hackers claiming to be from Iran take control of a U . S . government website dedicated to the Federal Depository Library Program . ", "@USER Does this mean my overdue library book fees have been deleted ? ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Bernie Sanders will make us pay for it . Don't sweat it", "@USER @USER @USER Nope I talked to him and only those who oppose him are going to pay for everything .", "@USER @USER @USER You know just like Trump and the GOP did with their tax cuts .", "@USER @USER @USER You need to do your research . Trump actually taxed the crap out of the upper 10 %", "@USER @USER @USER IKR ? Gaslighting can be fun . Reality is a lie and Trump is rational . Go away I am really tired of people like you . ", "@USER @USER @USER It is 2020 ! If you mean November 3rd of \" this \" year okay I will wait .", "@USER @USER @USER Not angry at all . I don't like the right wing in this country . That is the full extend of my feelings . No anger just total contempt .", "@USER @USER @USER The right wing . What is that ? What if someone is a moderate ? Or something you don't agree with ?", "@USER @USER @USER Anyone who supports or voted for Trump . The End .", "@USER @USER @USER I would've voted for a 2 legged chair over Hillary . Sorry Charlie we had 2 options", "@USER @USER @USER Well congratulations you put this bunch of scum in office . You enjoying the winning yet fool ?", "@USER @USER @USER Hillary said she ’ d attack Iran too though so ..."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I love the of them saying respect her , she only wants to deeply disrespect others . @USER @USER", "context": ["Being cancelled on a talk show is not same as being silenced . You do massive disservice to folks who are silenced . … ", "@USER @USER WHEN will people cop that \" free speech \" and \" hate speech \" aren't the same ? You do NOT have a \" right \" to the latter .", "@USER & private groups are not obliged to broadcast your speech , hate or otherwise . @USER", "@USER @USER All these people claiming we need to respect @USER right to express her opinions ... Bull … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Turns out being young / white / straight / Christian just about doom you on that scale ... I get garbage points for my gender .", "context": ["This is hilarious ! Intersectionality Score Calculator / aka identity politics victim ranking ", "I got a low score like in Golf ! #winning ", "@USER You did better than me , I got 13 . After reading what it supposed to mean , I almost died laughing .", "@USER I goofed mine up , I ’ m actually like a 16 ... had a slider on the wrong spot", "@USER Awe , you still have to give away your money and study Islam to be right . Ha"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's your own fault for having an opinion that differs from Dara's . How dare you ! #tolerance", "context": ["If Islam is so fabulous , why do Muslims seek refuge in Christian countries ? #MuslimBan @USER", "@USER @USER This topic is clearly beyond your ability . Give up . Delete your account .", "@USER @USER @USER I think it's a valid question ! ! Why not friendly Muslim nations ?", ". @USER @USER @USER Have you seen how many refugees Lebanon and Turkey have taken ?", "@USER @USER @USER A bit selective ? There are other Middle East / Arab countries that haven't . Just a few LOL !", "@USER @USER @USER A bit selective ? Or you just don't like the answer ? Lol", "@USER @USER @USER No , I just know there are other countries in the Middle East that you pathetically avoid to mention .", "@USER @USER @USER You know , Saudi Arabia , Iran , UAE . But funny thing is they're banned for admission . Hmmmm", "@USER @USER @USER I can imagine Dara googling all these countries now and slapping his head out of embarrassment ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Their constant pathetic whining just proves how weak they really are .", "context": ["BREAKING NEWS : Moscow is considering retaliation after the US hit Russia with sanctions . ", "@USER @USER @USER and what are you trying to imply with a photo of my beautiful First Lady ?", "@USER @USER @USER Moocher is one of THE ugliest first \" ladies \" or first tranny we hv ever had . Embarassing .", "@USER @USER @USER as a feminist , I find over-emphasis of a woman's looks insulting ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER see what you did ? I ’ m out here defunding LJ because of the ruckus you created . Now I got grown men being emotional because I touched on sore subjects for them ... now I ’ m muted , he will never know my opinion .. thanks a lot Drew !", "context": ["I keep seeing the argument that Lamar Jackson could be a running back if he wanted to . I'm not sure how people justify that but it's incorrect . The amount of extra protection LJ is given and the runs he does that's not what a RB has to work with . Also Mark Ingram needs more love", "@USER You don ’ t think he could be a RB in the NFL ?", "@USER He could maybe be a Theo Riddick . No I don't see why he would be . I think the same thing about Taysom hill . Everytime someone goes to tackle him they have to do it in the context that he is a QB and could slide at any moment . That's just one reason", "@USER It's also more difficult to be a tall RB . 215 at 6 ' 2 \" is a looot different than 215 at 5 ' 8 \"", "@USER Man you love generalizing , rather then just looking at that player", "@USER There is a difference between generalizing and comparing historical data . You just keep assuming I hate him , which is ironic . Read my words not what you want them to say . ", "@USER So this is true for every player at that size ? Every single one ?", "@USER Your right Lamar Jackson transcends football and is unstoppable . Let's throw away every historical trend for comparison because LJ is just that good . Got it", "@USER I mean name one player in . NFL history he compares too , skill wise + body size ?", "@USER I already did . Taysum hill almost identical height and weight and is a QB", "@USER I said SKILL WISE . The disrespect even putting those 2 names together . He runs 4.4 ? Throw @USER for 33 tds in 13 games ? ? ? Almost identical height and weight , that ’ s the only thing comparable . See why your “ historical ” data is wrong ? Because no one like Lamar has been in the NFL .", "@USER He does run a 4.4 actually and Sean Peyton has nothing but praise . He doesn't throw TDs because Brees is there . I get you like Lamar but it's ok to think he is mortal . Taysum hill is actually used a lot like Jackson and has similar skills . The Godhood you are creating is weird", "@USER You have been searching for angles and slights . Claiming “ historical data ” proves he isn ’ t that good . When in fact no one in the history of the league has his skill set ( 32 GMS / coaches ) will tell you that . You hurt cause you were wrong , take your L and 3rd string QB outta here", "@USER I have to mute you . Sorry I know you followed me but you have been nothing but toxic to me . I legit try to have conversations and you are making this personal . Calling me racist then saying I'm trying to make Lamar look bad . I'm done . Have a nice day"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 👆 An O'Brien fanboy actually tweeted this . He is actually talking about being able to take it if they dish it out , and calling his own idol a coward ! He's obviously aware that the sewer broadcaster blocks by the thousands at a time ! #OBINGO", "context": ["We have a Lickspittle , pity him , he knows not to what he subscribes ! ", "@USER @USER So who exactly has blocked and muted you ?", "@USER @USER The sewer broadcasting , semi alcoholic tramp , tortured by narcissistic personality disorder , O'Bigot , who you appear to defend is one of Twitter's biggest blockers , this is a FACT . Hence why many label him a spineless coward . The irony of seeing that in your profile ! 😂 #OBINGO", "@USER @USER What he does on twitter is down to him lad . I do not block or mute anyone .", "@USER @USER @USER He seems to be one of those persistent , last word type lefties .", "@USER @USER @USER He is very much so . He keeps going because he wants you to block him , which is his way of gaining satisfaction and fake sense of superiority . The clue is in his bio of ’ only cowards block ’ . Very sad .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes lad you really are . I would rather people stood their ground . if you can dish it out you have to take it . So blocking and muting is indeed cowardice ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The debunked Fox Story . Trump is now using fake news to have a go at media producing fake news ..", "context": [". @USER was talking in general about “ rising crime rates ” when he made a remark about Sweden . #9News ", "@USER @USER So his comment which was about a specific event & specifically the day before he heard on Fox news was general ?", "@USER #fakenews by @USER is rampant . Thank God for @USER twitter so we can filter out the rubbis … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Heck no I'm not a \" white supremacist \" . Maybe you should quit labeling , calling names , and spewing hate .", "context": ["Add another to the list . Threatening assault and battery on the next POTUS . @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Trump disgusts me . I refuse to call him my POTUS . The FBI should've been investigating him !", "@USER Threatening the president-elect is not protected by the First Amendment . Felony , in fact . Sorry .", "@USER Hey asshole . How do you like sharing a bed with his Nazi and Klan endorsers , huh ?", "@USER Prejudice against white supremacists ? The masters of that craft ? Oh @USER you're gonna love this ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's only indefinite because they refuse to be processed . Bring back press gangs I say !", "context": ["Probably as good a time as any to bin fire my mentions by pointing out THE LABOR PARTY PUT THEM ON MANUS AND NAURU YES THEY DID AND IF RUDD DIDN'T YOU WOULDN'T NEED ANY MEDEVAC WOULD YOU", "@USER Showing your colours again , ALL CAPS as well . At least Labor supported the crossbench to create the #Medivac legislation . The key question now is : why are sicko LNP MPs wanting to deny medical treatment for extremely ill asylum seekers ?", "@USER @USER When it comes to ‘ showing your colours ’ , I ’ d say supporting the party that created offshore detention camps is worse than criticising the party that created offshore detention camps .", "@USER @USER @USER Labor created offshore processing NOT offshore indefinite detention , massive difference ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Did not think it was but Erdogan has weakened his country with mass arrests especially people u need defending people", "context": ["I knew I would wake up to the news of a terror attack . But why was this club left so unprotected ? ? ? ", "@USER its Turkey most police force and army have been arrested lol", "@USER this isn't funny . 35 killed ; dozens wounded . No time for jokes ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh never kind , you mean the assumption that anyone supporting him is a racist", "context": ["funny how racist Trump supporters are calling racist @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Yet cries about bullies when people mocked her mother . Like I said , hypocrite .", "@USER I guess that's another way to look at it ... i am just telling that it was \" funny \" to see a racist call someone else a racist"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yes . add a nice bit of theory and youve a 4 * and a whole lotta citations too !", "context": ["Curious about rhetorical tendency in impact discourse to erase boundaries between disciplines and categories of university staff .", "And explicitly moralised impact discourse . I've only been here an hour & countless mentions of obligation , duty , responsibility & one shame .", "@USER I was just thinking the same thing . Compile a corpus of impact advocacy speeches and then do rhetorical analysis ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Source it if you like . As if we think for ourselves anymore . Ask siri , maybe . Got some original rhetoric you want to share ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER This is how it affects middle NZ , essentially . The key factor , though , is that those earning 100,000 plus aren't remotely impacted - these taxes hurt the bottom end . It's a hate tax on low income workers . Which is why both Nats & Labour ( every party , in fact ) are fine with it .", "@USER @USER @USER thats bs . The ones on 100k + pay double the tax and donate WAY more ... you are sadly deluded . Thats a scarcity and jealous mentality showing The arguement should be why do the govt waste so much money . What we earn should be what we keep in the majority no matter what you earn", "@USER @USER @USER Correct , the more you earn the more you ’ re taxed , over 100k earners are taxed at an unfair rate of 33 % which takes a huge chunk of your salary .", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry earning over 70k is taxed at 33 % so if you ’ re just over 70k you ’ re better off earning in the 60s because your tax rate is only 10.5 % so your take home is higher", "@USER @USER @USER 60s is 30 % i think . 48g up . 48g is SFA , so that's stupid high . Coalition should've moved brackets , but they're tax-mad scum .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes 48k to 70k is 30 % which should be lowered to 17 % 70k & over is 33 % which it should be raised to people earning over 150 to 33 % 70 to 100k should be 17 % as well", "@USER @USER @USER why should people earning more pay a higher bracket , they are naturally going to contribute more anyhow ? How is that fair ? Thats greedy ...", "@USER @USER @USER Look at govt spending , as percentages . It's a simple subsidisation process , kept in motion by valued lobbyists . Revenue take & spend is published regularly . Do your research & pluck out what suits your narrative , as everyone else does . \" Follow the money \" , as we're regularly told .", "@USER @USER @USER you did not address my question as to why higher earners should have a higher tax bracket , you are deflecting ...", "@USER @USER @USER Progressive taxation has been a simple aspect of fair societies ( in developed world ) for many decades . Egalitarianism promotes wellbeing in societies , which generates higher local spending , healthier GDP & limits public upheaval . Look around you . The peasants are revolting .", "@USER @USER @USER is that some sort of copy and paste ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER - likely reason idiot Trump could win , a white woman ( HRC ) and D party torpedoing a white man , Sanders .", "context": ["Misogyny won the US election – let ’ s stop indulging angry white men | Hadley Freeman ", "@USER - so 53 % women that voted for Trump doesn't count ? Seems a bit sexist to ignore all female voters , because you dont like their choice", "@USER news just in - women can be misogynists too"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER i know it very well buddy . I was mocking bhakth guys , #recent attempts to saffronise ambedkar .", "context": ["Do Parsis convert . Then why muslims and Christians do . ", "@USER good point.number matters.and u r hating oly muslims n Christians .", "@USER @USER Dear sir please the book read annihilation of caste by Ambedkar .. you will now the true fact of conversation", "@USER @USER @USER i beleive he would do so asap , because ambedkar recently supported hindutuva , long after he died .", "@USER @USER @USER No he was against hinduthuva ... it was abt his last speech . . he mentioned this will b my lst speech as hindu"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This . No , MM , you may not \" take back \" our party . This resistance is also against hijackers like you .", "context": ["THIS , now and forever . Go form your own party , stop wrecking mine , and own that what you did helped Trump . Oh wait , … ", "@USER @USER too little too late MM . the sanders wing hurt us but cannot be said enough WE WON . Russia Comey and voter sup stole it", "@USER @USER @USER pulled this same crap for Nader and gave Bush power . He never learns that what he calls activism HURTS PEOPLE .", "@USER @USER @USER agree - white privilege allows them to think purity ranks higher than the people they throw under the bus"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER 1981 ? Those shallow moviegoers were probably watching some overhyped fluff-piece like Raiders of the Lost Ark . Pff . 😒 🛎", "context": ["After 38 years I ’ m finally getting a second viewing of The Legend of the Lone Ranger ( 1981 ) starring Klinton Spilsbury . ( Yes , THE Klinton Spilsbury . ) This may very well be the finest Klinton Spilsbury movie ever made . 🤠 ⭐ ️ #KlintonSpilsbury ", "@USER Ah ! That explains why The Masked Man sounds extry sexa . 😀", "@USER That movie played to an astonishing lack of customers for a week at the theater I was working in back in 81 ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It just shows another example of how illogical / corrupt our system is . If you're going to complain , always complain .", "context": ["This is directed to those who are currently crying about trump appointed officials . ", "@USER @USER You realize that literally ANY other choice than the GOP would move the ball forward on marijuana … ", "@USER @USER Lmao , you don't even know my political stance . Good debate / argument #keepfightingthegoodfight", "@USER I don't care about yr politics . Those videos only show how stupid the law is re : cannabis . But , like Nancy said #DontDoDrugs"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not sure how my sarcasm was misunderstood ... but that was the intention of tweet , not racism . #MAGA2020", "context": ["Congratulations to the Great State of Tennessee . You ’ ve got yourselves a fantastic football team . Big WIN last night !", "@USER Couldn't help himself from going out of his way to divide America . Congratulates Tennessee for beating Baltimore but not San Francisco for beating Minnesota .", "@USER @USER Triggered again ! 😂 . San Francisco should go worry about the excrement on its streets and not someone ’ s tweets .", "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s a racist ! Tennessee has a white quarterback and Baltimore don ’ t . That ’ s why ! Not because a # 6 seed that barely made playoffs beating the team w / the best record ! 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Congratulations you ’ ve just re defined the word racist ... again 🙄"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ok . Don't hold back . 😆 . As a #Labour member , I ’ ve moved on from Corbynism . But it's interesting you think leadership campaign is ’ gonna be a comedy show ’ when the actual PM #Boris has actually hosted a #BBC comedy show , and continues to use that personality to fool many .", "context": ["Here is the @USER News 1 . Iranian Crisis ( Make sure you ask about unlawful killing ) 2 . Labour Leadership ( Don ’ t ask any candidates about #Antisemitism ) 3 . Australia Bush Fires ( Don ’ t forget to mention #ClimateChange ) 4 . Er , that ’ s it ", "@USER @USER I wouldn't mind their metropolitan elite stance if I and millions of others weren't obliged by law to pay for programmes we don't want to watch . They are totally out of touch with the majority of the general public .", "@USER @USER @USER Ok . admit I've been stuck in an office for days and only briefly catching news . But aren't those the main stories ? I enjoy Mike ’ s banter . He's who I turn too so I can get a diff angle from my liberal echo chamber - but page seems stuck on Corbyn / labour & Planks ? ! We've moved on", "@USER @USER @USER Labour still haven ’ t moved on and their leadership election is gonna be a comedy show . They ’ re a party of planks especially the contenders 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm sure your choice to post a gif from the movie that defines your life had nothing to do with your INABILITY to explain how a single failure in a system is justification for discarding the whole system .", "context": ["@USER While I'm glad a good guy with a gun stopped him from slaughtering that congregation , two men whose lives mattered were slaughtered because the bad guy had a gun to begin with . Guns are a problem .", "@USER @USER Two points : 1 ) You can't eliminate guns . 2 ) The killer can kill without a gun ( Arson , vehicular homicide , and many more ways to do so ) , but it's a lot harder to stop them without one .", "@USER @USER @USER Right . And men with guns stopped him . If you take away all the guns from the scenario , he could use another weapon to kill people , but the people would have no effective means to fight back .", "@USER @USER @USER So a knife has a faster kill rate than an AR or shotgun ? I'd rather take my chances against the knife . This old trope of an argument is spoon fed NRA garbage .", "@USER @USER @USER No , but a vehicle does . And what's the best way to stop a madman with a vehicle ? That's right , a gun . What you're saying is that you'd rather be disarmed completely , and hope killers use ineffective ways to kill people , than have the opportunity to defend yourself effectively .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm saying that the argument of gun control leaves guns with criminals , or they will kill somehow anyway so may as well be a gun , are tired overused propaganda from the NRA . No one is going to take all the guns . Believing they'll try is idiotic . Common sense control is a must .", "@USER @USER @USER But every proposal affects only the law-abiding , and does next to nothing to stop criminals . Universal background checks ? Long waiting periods ? Criminals can still steal guns or buy them on the black market . \" Assault weapon \" bans ? Ineffective at saving lives . What's your idea ?", "@USER @USER @USER And what we're doing now is saving lives and keeping guns out of the hands of criminals ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , violent crime is trending downwards . But I agree that more should be done to stop dangerous people . Widespread education on safe storage of firearms and the importance of theft prevention would be helpful . But people don't want gun education in schools .", "@USER @USER @USER We could allow the general public to access the NICS background check system so they can verify who they're selling a gun to without paying a gun dealer to run the check for them . But nobody has proposed that .", "@USER @USER @USER It depends on the dealer . Around me , it's usually around $ 25-30 . Add in the time and hassle of butter and seller finding a gun store that's open at a time convenient to both , and an unfortunate number of people might just say \" Eh , I'm sure you're fine \" and selling the gun .", "@USER @USER @USER Then it would be an illegal sale if 100 % background checks become law .", "@USER @USER @USER It's an illegal sale anyways , because it's illegal for a criminal to buy guns . That's why they steal them ( which is illegal ) , or use straw purchasers ( which is also illegal ) . You could pass 100 % background check laws , but it will only affect people who obey the law anyway .", "@USER @USER @USER It would flag people with mental health issues , domestic violence arrests , etc . ", "@USER @USER @USER It could , but it could fail , too . Especially when people just don't obey the law . That's why I prefer giving people other than gun dealers access to NICS checks . It's not a burden on the law-abiding , but it will give them the ability to avoid selling to anyone who is prohibited .", "@USER The Aurora , Illinois shooter was a prohibited possessor , yet he was abled to buy a gun at a store because NICS failed . Also , the vast majority of criminals obtained their guns through theft or the black market .", "@USER @USER Last night my wife's car failed to start and she called be for help . I told her that if it failed once , then it's useless . Don't try and fix it . Don't even buy another one , because if one car fails then all cars are worthless , or at least I WOULD HAVE said that if I were INSANE ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The evangelicals are ignoring & undermining the two texts that form the foundations of their religious and political beliefs : the Holy Bible and the U . S . Constitution . Unchecked , that is what will destroy Christianity & democracy in the USA . Such", "context": ["( 1/3 ) MALIGNANT NORMALITY - this has become a highly relevant term . Coined by Robert Jay Lifton , it's a degenerative societal phenomenon . Mass numbers of people begin to view reality thru a skewed lens of a leader , even adopt his traits . Sadly and obviously , it's happened here .", "@USER Is this like being in a cult or worse ?", "@USER We have tweeted this comparison . It is akin to a cult , not as traditionally religious , but no less subservient and reflexive - highly devoid of analytic thought .", "@USER for most like myself , I dont understand how people fall for \" cult like people . \"", "@USER Taking off our mental health hat and responding strictly personally , what amazes us is that this particular guy gets over . He is so historically flawed . Cult leaders are not just loud and authoritative , they are intelligent , vibrant , and use logic .", "@USER @USER Agreed , but the right wing media megaphone & evangelical leaders lend him credibility in the eyes of his followers to the point Trump ’ s personality doesn ’ t matter ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER & Trump pretty much cut out the middle man & is filling his cabinet with the CEOs & donors themselves", "context": ["Remember how Trump was not going to be like all other politicians ... Hahaha , suckers ! ", "@USER @USER by Drain the swamp did he meant add as many noxious people as possible ?", "@USER @USER @USER I guess first you have to fill the swamp to max capacity before you drain it ?", "@USER @USER It is funny people voted 4 him because they didnt want politicians controlled by lobiests & special interests"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER says the person who's probably believed a lot of what former Celebrity Apprentice dude says .", "context": ["Meryl Streep slams Donald Trump in speech at Golden Globes ", "@USER Maybe more accurate - \" Meryl Streep speaks the truth at Golden Globes \"", "@USER maybe more accurate - \" Streep cries on stage because she didn't get her way . \"", "@USER She didn't cry although it's pretty sad to ridicule a disabled person .", "@USER I didn't know she is disabled . I don't follow celebs History . It's pretty sad they try to tell us what to think all the time"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I suppose throwing a few missiles back and forth Is a harmless jest towards that goal . Maybe add in a few widows too for dramatic effects . And maybe we can all laugh about it after , safely inside out white picketed fenced homes", "context": ["I've lost track of how many times I've tweeted this article about Trump's lie that anyone gave Iran billions of dollars . It was a lie then . It's a lie now . #TrumpSpeech ", "@USER Imagine seizing money from terrorists then giving it back 😂", "@USER @USER World peace though giving terrorists their money back ... ! !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Knox served 3yrs for defamation .. maybe an expert could learn that to express an > > @USER @USER", "context": ["Amanda Knox : Why Do Innocent Women Confess to Crimes They Didn ’ t Commit ? #wrongfulconviction via @USER", "@USER @USER #amandaknox also puts herself in Piazza Grimana same time an independent witness puts her at . She's guilty .", "@USER @USER Seeing as your lecturer on justice & law please refute totality of evidence against #amandaknox", "@USER @USER I haven't been involved w case . She was cleared after extensive judicial scrutiny of the evidence", "@USER @USER Acquitting crt also says #amandaknox washed Meredith's blood from her hands afterwards & 3 killers did it", "@USER @USER I don't know the details of case . She has been cleared , I wld not want to defame her"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And since they lost the Primary debates to a TV personality , they adopt the Left's SJW tactics .", "context": ["@USER They see their party shifting to a new young anti-globalist , banterous movement that can defeat the Left . Hence the outrage", "@USER They set the standard of purity as perfect in one realm , left adopts the standard for others and the right can't complain", "@USER Having a set of unshakable ideological purity standards is why the Left keep losing . NeverTrumpers are mirror images .", "@USER @USER I don't see how NeverTrumpers really indulge in unshakable purity tests .", "@USER @USER They're the Christian Right . By definition that makes it their M . O .", "@USER @USER Maybe based on that , but I wouldn't say based on their \" Never Trump \" position .", "@USER @USER the never trump are basically just the retrograde right . Deciding to now enter the culture war ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're copacetic with a party led by a man calling women pigs , ugly , low IQ ? Reducing women to body parts ? Trashing brilliant , strong , courageous women who have called him out ? Called for the \" removal \" of a female ambassador with an unblemished record ? That party ... yours ?", "context": ["@USER I ’ m voting trump , but in this I ’ m team Bernie . I think she ’ s lying and her hostility proved it for me . She ’ s as unlikable as Shillary was .", "@USER @USER Another female-hating woman . You lose all credibility when you say you are voting for trump , the king of misogynists . And if anyone owns \" lying \" it's trump . But I guess it doesn't count when a man does it .", "@USER @USER @USER I'd say anyone who supports a party that won't call out an anti-woman regime would be female hating ... but that's just me"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you idiots actually love saying you ' hate ' Trump , not realizing that YOU are the source of hate , not him . _", "context": ["An self-proclaimed #atheist hating on the only US president to stand up to the worst religion , political supremacis … ", "@USER I don't give a damn that you are an atheist . I hate trump and everything he stands for . Not all Muslims are bad people .", "@USER he actually said that himself too . Your emotional argument against Trump is a straw man . Keep hating 👍"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Gosh , how did I miss factoring in that nugget of potentiality when I threw my support toward Trump in 2015 ? I feel so foolish now that you ’ ve pointed it out to me .", "context": ["Denuclearization is off the table in negotiations with the United States , North Korea's ambassador to the United Nations says ", "@USER At least @USER Trump hasn ’ t given them a thing and has increased sanctions . We could have been at war with those dangerous loons since Obama left us in that dangerous state when he left office .", "@USER @USER @USER Typical 45 Zombie cultist . Just can't keep Obama's name outta you're mouth . Dotard has FAILED . North Korea never had any intention for Denuclearization and never WILL .", "@USER @USER @USER Obama is t / worst , most corrupt president in history . Trump is shining a light on government lies / scams / corruption . Like him or not , Trump ’ s exactly what 🇺 🇸 needed at this time in our history . War was imminent w / NoKo when Trump came in office . #SoFarSoGood #Facts #VoteGOP", "@USER @USER @USER Trump isn ’ t shining a light on govt scams / lies / corruption . HIS scams , lies and corruption are being exposed while he whines that Article II of the Constitution lets him do what he wants . He ’ s WRONG . He ’ s the most corrupt person to ever occupy the White House . #ImpeachTrumpNow", "@USER @USER @USER The sad thing is , your perception of Trump being corrupt , was manufactured by the people you believe are telling the truth , and spread by professional propagandists . Trump is taking down their entire manipulation based parasitic industry .", "@USER @USER @USER No , my perception of Trump being corrupt is based on the lies and other crap that comes out of his mouth at his Nazi rallies and his press conferences outside of the White House . I think he ’ s usually heading to one of his golf properties , but who cares ? Trump is a parasite .", "@USER @USER @USER “ Parasite : something that resembles a biological parasite in dependence on something else for existence or support without making a useful or adequate return ” Politicians and crony capitalists are parasites . Trump ’ s a free market entrepreneur .", "@USER @USER @USER No , Trump is a grifter using the office of the presidency to enrich himself . How much $ $ has he made at his golf properties when he and his entourage stay there ? How much $ $ has his DC hotel made because foreign dignitaries stay here to curry favor with Trump ? #Grifter"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No , it just means you struggle with reading for comprehension . Oh , and my point was so irrelevant , that YOU RESPONDED to it . _", "context": ["NewsMax CEO on CNN : ' Biased News ' Had a Bigger Impact on the Election than Fake News ( VIDEO ) ", "@USER Considering that GOP-shill @USER is the most watched cable news network ( i . e . the mainstream media ) he's probably right .", "@USER @USER @USER Considering that more people watch MSM Big Three networks , you'd be wrong .", "@USER Considering that my comment specifically stated \" cable news \" and you mentioned the big three , sounds like you got it wrong . #tryagain", "@USER @USER me thinks you are trying to obfuscate . You did write MSN .", "@USER @USER More people watch Big 3 , making your comment irrelevant . #youarestillwrong"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER #FACTS #BigpHARMa The government pays big pHARMa to fake studies so people will be afraid of disease . It has never once killed a person to have measles", "context": ["Why am I nauseous again ? This sucks so much . I just want to enjoy my time off .", "@USER It ’ s because your vaccinated , the government wants you to be sick so big pharma can sell you more medicine", "@USER Oh damn . Big pharma strikes again . I guess it's that pesky flu vaccine I got two months ago . #vaccineinjury", "@USER When you get a vaccine the government inserts a nano chip into your blood stream so that they can remotely control and make you sick so you spend more money #KNOWLEDGE #knowthefacts"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER HA ! ' your ' not good at writing ? ! you dummy . it's ' you're ' , short for ' you are ' .", "context": ["Tiffany Trump is registered to vote in two states : report ", "@USER again it is not illegal to be registered in 2 state , it is illegal to vote in 2 states", "@USER @USER correct but it's hilarious bc trump called it out this am as fraud ", "@USER @USER investigating to make sure people aren't voting twice , not a bad idea", "@USER @USER @USER not what he said . I realize yall arent good at reading tho .", "@USER @USER @USER evidently your not good writing . I've heard what he said :)"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You say you hate murder . Yet you derive pleasure from torturing and killing defenseless animals .", "context": ["@USER Because this has everything to do with feminLsm . Ah , training kids to view animals as superior to humans . Amazing .", "@USER @USER humans ARE animals . and just because you refuse to murder someone doesn't mean you view them superior", "@USER @USER Humans are made in God's image , so we are not animals . Animals cannot think rationally .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't care . Just because one fool wrote out his atheistic opinion doesn't mean it's true .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't care either , just because on fool wrote out his religious ideas doesn't make it true .", "@USER @USER Don't listen to @USER . He is the Christian equivalent of ISIS", "@USER @USER @USER No , I'm not . ISIS are murderers . I hate murder ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 Because real victims who are traumatized totally have fun with their assaulter 😒 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 Probably because Ty thought he had put out a winning case and wanted the defendants to pay Vic . You can see why that would be foolish , correct ? Because he had no case , as was shown by 0-17 with no hope for appeal . Come on , that is basic , you should know that .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 What was wrong ? Are you saying Ty offered to have Vic pay the defense fees ? Because that is what you are insinuating if you say I am wrong . That would make him more incompetent than I thought , which isn't really possible .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 And yet monica's motion to dismiss the appeal that was filed by ty beard was denied which means the appeals are going through , nice try", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 The motion to dismiss was only because it was filed too early . He could have refiled even had it been dismissed , so the appeal was expected . No \" gotcha \" moment there , try again . Though , with the intelligence you are showing , don't expect to get one .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 Lol your attempts at damage control is pathetic . Cry harder .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 He ’ s literally just explaining reality , my dude . You can go fact check him . Ask where to look if you don ’ t know .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 Reality is that there is no evidence against vic , no police reports and if it's true and they knew about it why didn't anyone go to the police ? ! Why didn't they do anything about it ? ! Why didn't they stop him ? ! Why did they allow it to continue for an entire decade ? ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 There is evidence , that is what the depositions are . Evidence . And since no one is being charged with perjury , the court feels they are true . Including Vic , who gave damnable testimony against himself .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 So why did lemon try to depose Chris slatosch then ?", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 I knew some speculation about that at some point , but no longer recall what it was they were going to ask him about . So I can't answer that off the top of my head .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 So you don't know why and you're just grasping at straws then ?", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 Um , no , I have multiple other points that back me up . Read my previous comment in the thread , for example . I know you struggle to keep up with conversations , but do better .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 You people seem to forget that the case is a \" civil case \" and not a criminal one , so the accusations are just \" assumed \" true ... there's no evidence to back up the affidavits .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 No . None of that is correct . Do you want the real answer ?", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 Rabbit , I was talking about this bit : “ so the accusations are just \" assumed \" true ... there's no evidence to back up the affidavits . ” We don ’ t have private prosecution here in the US .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 Ok , prove that the accusations are true , and that the women are totally traumatized by the events", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 The accusations are true because the court believes the depositions and did not charge anyone with perjury . They are also true because Vic admitted to them . Prove they are not .", "@USER @USER @USER DaGreatOne 8 Oh yes look how traumatized monica looks when she had dinner with him last year and the emoji she used totally shows that she's traumatized when around vic 😒 "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Americans are working 60 + hours to make ends meet . Let's either keep their kids in school that long or put em to work ! Little hands do better in the garment industry anyway . #leftisbest #latestagecapitalism", "context": ["I think kids should have to go to school six days a week . 181 days is not enough if you ’ re a kid living in poverty in this country . #PublicEdForum", "@USER More weeks per year are needed , not more days per week", "@USER @USER Why not both ? School schedules should fit with the average American ’ s work schedule . Low income parents with young children are left with few options when they need to work on Saturday ’ s in order to make a living but they still have to watch their kid ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER California is a beacon of hope and clearly is superior to the rest of the country . Just in case you ’ re slow this comment is #buzzoff ", "context": ["I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL !", "@USER @USER He ’ ll be re-elected in a landslide . There ’ s a better than good chance he wins every state . It ’ ll be like you ’ re standing in the middle of the Patriots football field with a couple hundred fellow dopes in the seats . Conclusion : moderate Dems & Independents know you ’ re full of it .", "@USER @USER @USER So you can actually get some pretty good drugs in Oklahoma ?", "@USER @USER @USER No , just common sense . Now buzz off dope .", "@USER @USER @USER Did you know that there is actually a whole country outside of OK ? It ’ s literally less red anywhere else you go .", "@USER @USER @USER Literally ? There will be a lot less blue in 2020 . ", "@USER @USER @USER Such a pointless graphic . There are more people in my county than almost any of those states 😂", "@USER @USER @USER You lost the debate but just for grins . The maps point was to show how ridiculous your tweet was . It also shows that Trump won in a very big way . There is no Hillary in 2020 and there is no one in that Dem field that can come close to getting the votes she received . ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh well , there ’ s no way that Larrie is a narrowly-experienced hayseed - I guess I must ’ ve lost the debate . The map makes sense . Those big areas of nothing but cows definitely cast a lot of votes , so I was clearly ridiculous to think otherwise . 👍 🏻"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER - What he couldn ’ t do at Wake as in 6th best rated QB in passes 10 + yds downfield .. ? Two receivers with 1000 + yd and the 2nd leading rusher ( only by less than 50yds ) . Idk , feels like when you bring a guy like that in , with the defense we have coming back .. ", "context": ["Beat the same Auburn that lost to UCF next . ", "@USER Kirby has beaten Mullen three times in a row though so ...", "@USER @USER Oh , good point @USER - we beat Mullen ’ s MSU team 31-3 before he left for UF . 🤣", "@USER @USER Weird pretty sure my bio says Florida fan . Y ’ all use what jamie Newman “ might do at UGA ” Over what he couldn ’ t do at wake . But won ’ t use the same logic ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ha ha ! I love it when a #quitling #gammon worries about racism ! or #FauxRage", "context": ["If the word ‘ white ’ was substituted with the words ‘ black ’ or ‘ brown ’ Mr Moore would soon find himself in trouble with all kinds of people , the MSM & the law for sure . Why is this blatant anti-white racism allowed ? ", "@USER @USER Whenever someone uses the word ‘ gammon ’ as an insult : ", "@USER @USER Of course not , just like the N-word isn ’ t a race , but both are ethnic slurs typically directed at people of a specific skin colour ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's good to see Republicans finally acknowledge the climate crisis once a climate activist gets on the cover of a mag .", "context": ["Nancy Pelosi just got duped in an interview to admitting that she has been working on impeaching me for “ two and a half years . ” In other words , she lied . This was the Radical Left , Do Nothing Democrats plan all along , long before the Ukraine phone call . Impeachment Hoax !", "@USER hey guys I think the hamster on the wheel inside our president's head just died", "@USER @USER @USER One copy of TIME Magazine requires . 29 pounds of Greenhouse Gas emissions to create Their weekly circulation is 2,348 , 566 On average , TIME produces 681,084 pounds of Greenhouse Gas emissions per week This is what Greta the climate girl agreed to be on the cover of ? 🤔"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you mean it bothers y'all when people disagree , say things y'all don't like ? Oh the you won , that should be enough ...", "context": ["Does anyone know what #snowflakes are truly in despair about ? I mean really ? I see their tweets but they make no sense .", "@USER Urban Dictionary An overly sensitive person , incapable of dealing with any opinions that differ from their own . Danglo May 28 , 2016", "@USER doesn't that sum up everyone saying \" get over it , we won \" ?", "@USER It may be rude , but not overly sensitive .", "@USER my point is , why do they need US to get over it ? Seems preeeeety sensitive to me ...", "@USER If Cleveland fans cried , ran to a safe space & pouted after losing to Chicago , most would say get over it . #DefeatsHappenInAdulthood", "@USER what is it exactly that Trumpers want us to get over ? fighting for our beliefs ? #thatscalleddemocracy", "@USER You should fight for what you believe , but demanding that people who support #Trump not celebrate because it hurts is not #adulting ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER When alt-right morons can't spell simple words & deflect by calling other people idiots .", "context": ["THIS IS AWESOME ! 💃 👏 🎉 Stephen Miller does not back down from the widely known FACT that there's massive VOTER FRAUD ! ", "@USER Here is some proof . Don't make it cause your head to explode ! @USER", "@USER You have an elections official admitting to it . Not the sharpest took in the shed are ya child .. @USER @USER", "@USER Oh no ! The Spelling Police ! What on earth should I do ? Oh , nothing ! Damn idiots ! @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER common sense he says het previous comment was unconstitutional from him", "context": ["@USER establishment clause in the first amendment which is a seperation of church and state aka no religion bias … ", "@USER That means Government Doesn't has a Say in Christianity , but Christianity has a say in Government , you foolsih Libtarded idiot", "@USER one religion over another aka if christanity gets a say then all religions get a say", "@USER Sorry , this is a Judeo-Christian Nation , not Islam buddhism or Judaism , run along now , you clearly have no common sense", "@USER say the one denying the fact that america is not a christan nation in any sense but it is a secular nation otherwise no constitution", "@USER Oh yes , i guess just google random Libtarded Websites to get Faulty facts - you foolish libtarded idiot", "@USER you didn't even read anything or is it that you can't read", "@USER What i shared with you is the Truth you can't accept , because you're A Cursed Libtarded Idiot", "@USER what you gave was some idiots thoughts that don't prove that america is christan nation which you've yet to actually prove", "@USER No , i gave Facts that you have no clue about , You don't know what's going on , you're a troll trolling your stupidity", "@USER and you do want a christan theocracy aka saudi arabi but the religion is christanity not islam aka anti-constitutional", "@USER Proof That America Was Founded As A Christian Nation - now read it . ", "@USER again you failed so here are the facts ", "@USER You googled again , Huffington Post is a Libtarded Fake News site , Libtarded like you . Judgment is coming soon , Repent", "@USER and again please shove your judgement and repenting back up where the sun don't shine because it's all false as is christanity", "@USER funny considering not allowing a muslim to hold a government position is actually unconstitutional"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lost on many , entertaining for the rest of us . ", "context": ["Honored as State Teachers of the Year at NCAA Champ FB Game . Given platform to stand up for marginalized and oppressed people . Like many before , I respectfully kneeled during Nat ’ l Anthem because , “ No one is free until we are all free ” ( MLK ) . #imwithkap #blacklivesmatter #LGBTQ ", "@USER Thank you so much for standing up for not standing ! All of our lives have been improved by your brave action .", "@USER @USER You are an idiot and mentally challenged if you think disrespecting our flag and those who died for it is an inspiration"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I don't like how when I shoot from beyond the arc but my big toe barely touches the 3 - point line . It should count a full 3 points instead of the 2 that the rulebook states even when officials make a point to review those plays . Why ? Just because .", "context": ["Such absolute nonsense . We need a rule , because it ’ s simply common sense . This slow motion frame by frame stuff is so silly when Beverley is the one that knocked it out . Fix this , NBA .", "It ’ s clearly off LeBron . He touched it last . That ’ s not the point of this . If I held a ball out in front of me and you swipe down and hit it straight out of bounds , frame by frame , it may graze my pinky finger last . But who is it really out on ? That ’ s my point . It ’ s common sense .", "@USER You know how players try to avoid touching the ball after it gets hit by a defender on the way out of bounds ? Yeah , if it hits your pinky finger it's out on you . That's common sense . You're trying to make an exception to a clear rule that is utterly unnecessary . #StopStupid"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER equal partners ? ? Whilst sturgeon and snp want to break the up the UK ___", "context": ["UK Supreme Court unanimous that this is not a devolved matter . Comprehensive defeat for the Scottish Government .", "@USER Ah no , the defeat is for all those who believed they were in a union of ' equal partners ' and trusted you guys meant it .", "@USER Jeane , you know I respect you , but that's baseless . Have you read today's judgment ? There's nothing in it to justify yr comment .", "@USER @USER it's not baseless . Your bosses told us we were equal partners . Today's verdict tells us we're not . Do your job !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Forget it ... it ’ s like that horse is decomposing and I ’ m still whacking it . LOL . You ’ d think someone who ’ s an actual Independent wouldn ’ t be arguing w / me about becoming an Independent .", "context": ["President Trump should do the right thing and apologize to @USER for his hurtful and offensive comments regarding Rep Debbie Dingell's late husband . Trump needs to put aside his political compass and do the right thing as a human being .", "@USER @USER You should have done the right thing , shown some leadership and made a decisive vote , not vote present and then try to explain why . You ’ re trying to straddle the fence for votes . You should ’ ve cast a y / n vote and stood behind it .", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly ! I could ’ ve lived with a “ no ” , even if I disagreed with it ! But to stand alone , what does that accomplish ? ! ? People blindly agreeing with her isn ’ t any different than Trump supporters blindly agreeing with Trump ... same thing , different party .", "@USER @USER @USER Tulsi critics : \" She's not a leader ! ! \" Also Tulsi critics : \" Why didn't she follow the majority and tow the party line ! ! ! ? \"", "@USER @USER @USER I guess you didn ’ t bother to read my tweet at all ! Yet another lemming .", "@USER @USER @USER You think she should have voted no then . Problem is , a no vote is seen as her seemingly vindicating Trump . Tulsi is going to be dragged either way . Dragged for voting yes and enabling the sham , no , which is seen as vindication for Trump , smearing her as a Trump asset ...", "@USER @USER @USER Or dragged entirely for a refusal to participate at all . There's no winning with people . Her taking the \" present \" role is her refusing to enable either side . If that's not good enough for you , well .. I don't know what else to tell you .", "@USER @USER @USER Then be an INDEPENDENT like Justin Amash ! ! ! Who , for the record , was one of my favourite Republicans ... and I still applaud him as the one who actually took a stand .", "@USER @USER @USER That's precisely what her detractors want . To reinforce their conspiracy theory that she's a spoiler who is gonna sabotage Dems by taking votes away . Again . So they can point and say \" I told you so \" ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER PS : I ’ m sure Israel and the US will be much more likely to cooperate with the Court now that the OTP has sought a jurisdictional ruling that will almost certainly go against Israel .", "context": ["1 ) W / benefit of time to digest , please find here my thread on #ICC #OTP jurisdictional request re #Palestine & Twitter response . Sorry , @USER @USER & less so @USER ... some serious pushback on its way ! ", "2 ) Time to get on my hobby horse and say that the online responses to this filing again demonstrates how the #ICL court practitioner viewpoint is so underrepresented not only on Twitter , but the #ICL #ICC advocacy / policy / diplomatic / commentary community writ large .", "3 ) For those who are #ICL litigators , the wisdom & ethnics of Fatou Bensouda's filing is manifest . While Patryk alluded to it , he gave it far too little weight . There may be a difference of opinion , but OTP's move was by far the wiser .", "4 ) It would be ethnically & professionally reprehensible for OTP to go forward w / investigation , talk to witnesses & victims ( raise their exposure / protection issues ) , utilize staff time from not only OTP but other offices ( $ ) , spend large sums of money on the investigation itself , ...", "5 ) ... have to manage expectations that will undoubtedly soar no matter what , and deal w / a myriad of challenging cooperation and related complications , all for the case to collapse years later on jurisdictional issues that could have been resolved years prior .", "6 ) It is not hard to imagine the incredible backlash that would come in such a scenario ; a misstep that the #Israel / #Palestine issue / lobbies would use to eat the #ICC alive . The Court must act prudently , ethically , & professionally to navigate this terrain successfully .", "7 ) To wait on this jurisdictional issue at a later juncture ( likely much later too ) has so many potential pitfalls , as described above , and would play right into the hands of realpolitik hardliners , or states wanting an \" out \" .", "8) Need for significant pushback on Kevin's & Patryk's threads where they insinuate ( if not outright say ) that the jurisdictional issue is best determined at a later stage when the proverbial train has already left the station . I question whether these were serious points .", "9 ) If we analyze this closely ( & open to me misinterpreting your comments ) , it is to say that an uber tricky legal & political issue should be decided by the fact that resources & time has already been spent , so no good reason to stop now . What ? ! ?", "10 ) This issue should be decided by the letter of the law , not the expenditure of time , resources , and the like . If the Ct rejects jurisdiction & it is upheld on appeal , then so be it . We cannot manipulate ( diff from strategy ) the system to get the result we want / think it should be .", "@USER Notice here how Kip describes complying with the Rome Statute as “ manipulating the system . ” As Patryk and I both pointed out , the Rome Statute does * not * require the OTP to adjudicate jurisdiction at this point .", "@USER Major mischaracterization . Not saying “ it ” is a manipulation , but the reasons given for litigating later appear to be manipulation of the situation .", "@USER Not mischaractizing anything . You said that , “ diff [ erent ] from strategy , ” waiting until later to litigate jurisdiction would “ manipulate the system . ” Show me where the law says the OTP has to do it now .", "@USER Again , you conveniently leave out the reasons given to litigate later ( ie the train has left the station and that pressure will decide the matter ) . That is manipulating the system .", "@USER I see . So complying with the rules in a manner that maximises your chances of success is “ manipulating the system . ” And I ’ m the one that doesn ’ t understand the practitioner ’ s perspective !", "@USER You have defined success here as only having one outcome . Maybe it could occur to you that the OTP is investigating the matter fairly and evenly , and don ’ t want to do so if outside the Court ’ s jurisdiction .", "@USER Yes , I have defined success as a practitioner would — achieving one's litigation goal , which here is to investigate the Palestine situation . Your definition is fine if you ’ re working for an NGO , but lawyers want to win - - and ethical ones want to win within the rules .", "@USER Again , define winning in terms of an INVESTIGATION , which this is . Yes , litigation of actual cases is where parties have clear goals of what is winning and losing . Not here .", "@USER Further , you cannot be arguing that OTP defines winning as investigating in a situation where jurisdiction is lacking . So I am clear : I am not saying they don ’ t have jurisdiction . OTP effort is to better safe than sorry , a wise move when dealing w / Israel #Palestine issue"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I feel my national security has been put at risk with these mundane transactions", "context": ["The only thing those emails proved is Hillary's just really boring . ", "@USER Well , splitting a creme brulee with her aide could be considered criminal . Creme brulee is too good to share .", "@USER pls print . PLS PRINT . PLS PRINT BIGGER NEED TO READ ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ALL MUST RISE IN THE PATRIOTIC STRUGGLE FOR OUR GLORIOUS BROTHER-LEADER !", "context": ["This was the weekend it dawned on everyone that Biden isn ’ t collapsing , and they ’ re not handling it gracefully .", "@USER However this is also the weekend that Bernie killed his own campaign with his arrogance and vindictiveness and managed to get everyone to hate him .", "@USER @USER His campaign is attacking all the other candidates in a scorched Earth attempt to somehow improve his electoral odds ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ashamed , but thanks for asking . Enjoy the wall , and nice job draining the swamp #samecongress", "context": ["The reason FL had a \" surge of Hispanic votes \" on Sunday was because they only let urban polling places open . Kind of BS .", "@USER the hispanic surge is making me nervous . Tell me why I shouldn't be !", "@USER Because Trump is getting 40 % of the Hispanic vote .", "@USER @USER You just make stuff up , and some of them actually buy it ! Sad ! Losers ( today ) !", "@USER @USER not so sad today I guess . Do you need a box of kleenex today 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER My two favorite Cenk quotes about women's rights , \" the only reason you wouldn't support equality for women is if you are an incredibly weak man \" and \" if you were a woman and didn't have equality , wouldn't you be angry ? \" Sure sounds like a sexist to me ...", "context": ["Hour 8 today - end of quarter call time looks like this . Send help ... ", "@USER @USER 2 ) but it ’ s not @USER ‘ s job to pull #cenk up to the levels she has earned through years of dedicated public service . Once #cenk reaches those levels on his own , after years of public service to CA25 , maybe then he ’ ll be worthy of a debate w / . Maybe ...", "@USER @USER @USER They are both running for the same office , surely a debate in front of the people they are going to serve is a bare minimum ? Or is she scared he ’ ll beat her on the actual issues ?", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , I ’ m relatively certain , would chew #cenk up and spit him out in a debate , lol . If you ever have an opportunity to hear her speak , please do so ... she has an amazing understanding and grasp of the issues being faced by CA25 , and what needs to happen .", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 do you know Cenk ? Do you know who he is ?", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ ve recently met him twice . I ’ ve listened to multiple airings of his show . I ’ ve read his writings . I know the Justice Democrats ousted him because of his sexist writings . Is there something more you think I should know ? ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER No no no peasant . The ruling class of Democrats knows what's best for you better than you do . Now just sit down and thank your overlords .", "context": ["#AB5 takes effect Jan . 1 . Freelance journalists face major restrictions such as submission caps & a ban on freelance videography . AB5 is designed to protect us by encouraging clients to hire us on staff . Instead , It's destroying our careers . Let me show you how #ABhurts ( 1 / x )", "With the help of @USER , I ’ ve compiled a list of clients that – per sources - - have cut CA freelance journalists or limited their workloads due to #AB5 . There are more . The list is incomplete . But it still tells a grim story . #AB5hurts ( 2 / x )", "Clients that are cutting CA freelance journalists or limiting their workloads due to #AB5 : 1 . Vox / SB Nation 2 . Western Outdoor News 3 . SF Weekly 4 . SF Examiner 5 . Forbes 6 . Doityourself 7 . FamilyMinded #AB5hurts ( 3 / x )", "8 . Scripted 9 . Textbroker 10 . Business Insider 11 . San Diego Union-Tribune 12 . Proofit 13 . Rev 14 . Xist Publishing 15 . Zergnet 16 . Reuters 17 . Variety #AB5hurts ( 4 / x )", "18 . Considerable 19 . Sacramento News & Review 20 . San Francisco Chronicle 21 . Travelingmom 22 . Medium 23 . Bustle Digital Group 24 . The Manual #AB5hurts ( 5 / x )", "25 . Evolve Media ( incl . ComingSoon ) 26 . Sonoma Media ( incl . Santa Rosa Press Democrat ) 27 . Page One Power 28 . Insider I'll add more as they come . Later this week , I'll list clients that are hiring staff due to #AB5 . I know of three . THREE . #AB5hurts ( 6 / x )", "Whether we're writing a listicle or an investigative series , photographing a high-school football game or a wildfire , recording a podcast or shooting video , our stories matter . We must be able to tell them . That's why we're fighting . #FixAB5Now #AB5hurts ( 7/7 , for now )"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Federalist #68 Electoral system of US designed by #Hamilton to weed out those not fit to become commander in chief of US .", "context": ["In light of recent events , I think I may picket all future showings of \" Hamilton . \" Just because .", "Are we really surprised that a liberal elite feverishly obsessed with a Schoolhouse Rock rap musical couldn't beat \" The Apprentice \" guy", "Never forget : on July 2 , HRC went directly from her FBI interrogation to go see \" Hamilton \" - - for a second time . ( She later went a third )", "Number of times HRC went to see \" Hamilton \" - - 3 Number of times HRC campaigned in Wisconsin - - 0"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I've found to be useful … especially when giving our American friends a wee bit o the banter", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I cant read the tweet . Was it a good one ?", "@USER @USER @USER Obviously just got the wrong end of the stick with regard to your tweet . You see it all the time on twitter , there really should be a sarcasm font , many an argument started from nothing .", "@USER @USER @USER it was made very much on the same lines as Wings original ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I know , sis ! I was joking ! lol 🙃 re how everything seems to be framed as “ two sides ” like folks are allergic to nuance . You ’ re on point ! 😊", "context": ["I ’ m writing a book on teaching from the perspective of a Black high school teacher in Baltimore and some of her teacher friends in the city and surrounding area . Of the issues they ’ ve raised — and I ’ ve covered — charter schools ain ’ t it . The call is from inside the house . 👀 #ijs", "@USER I'm trying to change things happening to kids in my school . I've also worked in 2 poorly run charter schools & interviewed at one where I was expected to teach using chants . No dice .", "@USER Wait . Which of the sides are you on in this two-sided education debate ? 🧐 🤨 This does not compute . 🤯 😉", "@USER Charters are not what's wrong with our schools . There are issues there , too . I was agreeing with your it's not either / or post !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good argument . But you're leaving out the most important thing YouTube / Google , has a biased , liberal point of view However , they INVITE people to use their open forum & when something is said they disagree w / , they sanction it WHILE BUILDING UP THE CONTRARY LIBERAL VIEW", "context": ["@USER They're scrubbing you as you are a voice they don't like . Censorship is the first step in the elimination of free speech .", "@USER @USER @USER whats the difference ? if you can only speak where nobody hears you is it still free speech ? yes but it doesn't have any impact so WHATS THE DIFFERENCE ?", "@USER @USER @USER You have the right to speak . You don't have the right to use a megaphone which belongs to somebody else . Free expression is not the same thing as being allowed to take someone else's property and use it however you like . Youtube owns its own server space , not Mister Fuentes ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You missed my point . All you need is faith . Evidence is meaningless to exist in your xtian bubble .", "context": [". @USER Because when you ask for an example , and get provided one , and then skip it , you're being dishonest .", "@USER plants . I was open about it and even went back and read it . It doesn't change that it still isn't macroevolution .", ". @USER And how is it not macroevolution , and how is it not dishonest for you to skip examples you were provided for what you asked for ?", "@USER topics , it doesn't change the fact that those plant variations were simply genetic defects and not evolution :/", ". @USER Once again , how were they \" simply genetic defects and not evolution \" ?", "@USER Thats something that happens when non disjunction occurs . It cannot reproduce and is not passed into other generations", "@USER Where does it say that the new plant can't reproduce ? I know lying is normal for creationists , but at least attempt not to ...", "@USER That \" common knowledge \" isn't , and is in fact completely wrong . ", "@USER Can you DM me so we don't have a character limit", "@USER Your bio says , \" I call out people who deserve it . \" I guess you don't appreciate it when it happens to you ?", "@USER Can we DM so we can talk more freely", ". @USER Nope . Are you going to be honest for a change and admit your numerous lies and total ignorance of science here ?", "@USER I haven't lied onceeeeee a lie has to be intentional or else it is just a mistake", ". @USER When you do something intentional , it is intentional ... You repeated that tetraploidy plants can't reproduce , knowing they can .", "@USER I did not know until you showed me", "@USER And once you were shown , you still repeated the lie that they can't reproduce . Thus , intentional , and lying .", "@USER @USER Always makes me chuckle when happyclappers demand evidence when their whole charade is based on unquestionable faith", "@USER He never once gave me a chance to explain any of the evidence i tried to present ::"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Uneducated about religions--the plural form of that word ? Me thinks you need to reread our chat thus far ;) You're irked because I haven't read Quran cover to cover yet you , while admitting that there is holy text you haven't read claim that Islam incorporates those faiths", "context": ["Well I just finished reading the Qu ‘ ran for the second time . Yay me .", "@USER @USER I don't think he's reading it because he believes it , I think he's reading it so it can confirm how insanely bullshit it all is .", "@USER @USER I was reading it again to bring back to memory what is contained therein since I forgot many things about it .", "@USER @USER Oh I prefer to get my questions answered from the primary source or experts .", "@USER @USER Well how one would reconcile the contents therein with science ( heliocentrism , evolution ) , what the basis for clear condemnation of unbelievers ( including Christians , Atheists , idol worshippers ) is , how one would reconcile the Qu ‘ ran with fictional figures like Moses among others", "@USER @USER Quran is Pro science . Nothing in it contradicts science . Quran is word of God and science is works of God . They both cant possibly contradict ", "@USER @USER @USER Lol , all holy texts I'm aware of contradict not only reach other , but basic science in fundamental ways . You can try to \" make it work \" by using very liberal interpretations , which is an ok start since it tends to somewhat moderate the worst abuses ...", "@USER @USER @USER Another self acclaimed expert in all religions ? Have you read Quran cover to cover ? Feel free to ask what you don't understand but to go on to make baseless allegations isn't what gentlemen do", "@USER @USER @USER Cover to cover ? No . Name a holy text that you haven't read cover to cover--could that faith be correct ? I also haven't read every pro creationist or astrology argument , but in each car , I've read - enough - :)", "@USER @USER @USER All major religions came from the same God . Quran testifies to the truth of them . They are on the same side . It's you who need to read and research to find truth and have a right to reject , Otherwise it's just your blind faith and prejudice based rejection", "@USER @USER @USER You didn't answer the question directly , but did so indirectly :) Of course there are holy texts you haven't read ( at all , or in part ) because they all reject the idea that they came from / are influenced by / are in and some way beholden or sub to the Quran ...", "@USER @USER @USER I don't need to read other holy scriptures . I'm not the one rejecting them 😄 It's all from same God YOU are the one rejecting them . You need to learn about something to have a valid reason to reject", "@USER @USER @USER No , lol . The claim that it's \" all the same God \" in and of itself invalidates your point :) I've no doubt read more holy text than you , even if I haven't read the Quran cover to cover .", "@USER @USER @USER You have no clue what you are talking about . You are running away from the fact that you are uneducated about religions but still reject them based on prejudice"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How about this , Gase is too good for the Jets , the players aren't worthy of his legendary coaching , he needs to move on .", "context": ["Ed Reed was at the Jets facility today . “ A lot of people get jobs and they ’ re not even qualified to be in the position that they ’ re in ... ” 🤔 ", "@USER It ’ s about Gase ... If there are any Gase Burner Accounts live . ", "@USER @USER @USER A rational interpretation is he visited the Jets facility and saw a bunch of players who shouldn ’ t be on an NFL roster . Carry on with the hatred , the narrative , and of course , can ’ t forget , calling me a Gase burner account lmao ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Sheeeesh , stay strong ... And the phone probably makes it worse _", "context": ["@USER Yup . Battled it since 2001 . Sigh . I average 4 to 5 hours . Six if I'm really lucky .", "@USER Thanks . You're up too ... So must be in the same boat .", "@USER been on the night shifts over the weekend . Sleep - wake cycle well + truly screwed 😒 😣"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Surely you know his accuser's allegations . #thuggery Mixed signals to public .", "context": ["Agree . Mostly . But Who made this guy the spokesperson for all cops ? Horrible choice . ", "@USER @USER @USER Dang . That's a lot of blue . A : I'm #real #American B : I'm #awake C : he's a", "@USER Shucks , R U suggesting the #dutiful and #honorable @USER is a #thug bc U don't - get - him ? @USER", "@USER It's late in my timezone : What do you mean , him / thug / u get him ? Patience Thin 4 smack . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Patience thin 4 twitter abbreviations . Go to bed . It's purely subjective . It's jmho .", "@USER , Provocative w / o substance is mediocre at best . What r u attempting / what is ur intent ? @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Anybody else think Marc Martel sounds exactly like Freddie Mercury ? ! In my opinion , he has better stage presence also ! ( Watch her head explode )", "context": ["@USER He's a musician that performs all over the world with his band \" The Ultimate Queen Celebration \" . If you get a chance to see him live DO IT ! ! He sounds just like Freddie Mercury . He did all the extra voice over work in Bohemian Rapsody for parts they didn't have Freddie's voice .", "@USER Never heard of this guy before . Sounds interesting . Will check out . [ smiles ]", "@USER His voice is AMAZING ! ! It's so surreal listening to him because he sounds so much like Freddie , plus he even kinda looks like him . He's awesome to hear live with the rest of the Queen Experience . * smiles *", "@USER @USER You must be joking . Martel is the opposite of nearly everything Freddie was . ", "@USER @USER I said he sounded like Freddie , I didn't say he acted like him . No one could ever become Freddie .", "@USER @USER You said Martel looked like Freddie . That's a joke right ? He may sound similar but he is still light years away from sounding alike .", "@USER @USER It seems to me you want argue over something rather trival . I have more important things to do with my time . Let's agree we have a difference of opinion and move on .", "@USER @USER As long as you don't post more insults to the legendary Freddie Mercury I can move on easily .", "@USER @USER I don ’ t see an insult here . Maybe you should go back and read the previous tweets again ?", "@USER @USER @USER Eva is a professional hater of Marc . I hope she is paid at least .", "@USER @USER @USER 🤣 🤣 🤣 Do you get paid to promote this little copycat Martel ? I don't need to get paid to call out BS . Freddie Mercury is a legend . Martel is a boring copycat .", "@USER @USER @USER In the last 24 hours , you tweeted 26 times in response to tweets about Marc . I tweeted 3 times , 4 with this one . My salary would be much lower than yours ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well ha ! Silicon Valley folks will never age . They'll just drink blood of the unicorns , or babies or something . #hacksleep", "context": ["Funny how hustle porn rears up so aggressively during the literal one week a year that the US actually reliably treats as a holiday ? FUNNY ! Anyway here are some favorite things about rest :", "The \" 10,000 hours rule \" ( never a rule , decried by a thousand cognitive scientists , plucked from research to be cast into podcast-perpetual-pandering by Gladwell , Like He Does ) in original context actually talks about deliberate practice and * rest * cycles .", "Creativity research reliably documents the importance of deep rest , and that the people privileged to be able to live highly creative lives often have these deep rest cycles built in . Has been missed in research often but profoundly predictive of work outcomes when included .", "Rest is required for learning ( & forgetting is required for learning ! ) . Learning isn't just mashing more content into a bucket-brain forever . Lots of effects ( from deliberate practice to spacing ) show cram / work ' til you drop methods are inefficient , destructive in the longterm .", "Sleep is protective of long-term cognitive health in so many ways that it's up there with exercise and food as an absolute basic building block , not just of daily functioning , but of cognitive health in aging ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I guarantee that those involved will come out complaining about the harshness of the backlash #Bullying", "context": ["When and how did I become so invested in the world of irish bloggers and snapchatters . I literally only follow 2", "@USER I've moved on from Grace and my anger is now on Vogue . There's a clip of her on Rosanna Davison's snapchat making a comment", "@USER Don't follow any of them on snapchat , what was the comment ?", "@USER Neither do I but someone else mentioned it so I added her to see 😂 \" there's been enough negativity * cough * rosemary * cough * \"", "@USER Wow , she has literally said on her twitter that it \" was only a joke \" That is EXACTLY what teenage bullies say", "@USER It could have been a joke if a ) Rosemary had been there and b ) the whole drama had been resolved in advance", "@USER As I tell the kids , it's only a joke if everyone is friends and everyone is laughing , otherwise it's nasty and cruel .", "@USER being there ( ie . Rosemary ) and then declares \" ah I love a dig \" . She knew well what she was at ! @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You call this hieroglyphics ? Don't underestimate how varied language can be , this #4chan is probably far from what hieroglyphics really represented . Except the good of #kek I guess . #kekistanfinito ", "context": ["It's not that the world is broken . It's that people are distracted from their lives by the images of their lives . Their parents were dream addicts too . We have made culture more important than biology , felling forests to build churches , turning teenagers into desk clerks . Why ?", "The answer is simple : we have confused the human desire for transcendence with money . The Protestant work ethic says that those who God has favoured will be materially successful . Financial enlightenment is billionaire status : transcendent level of the work ethic . @USER", "It's a logical but unexamined conclusion : if god likes you a bit , you are rich . If he loves you a whole whole lot , you have billions . Transcendental wealth is the desire to experience god in money . No god yet ? Better try making some more money . Searching for infinity in coin .", "Making money as a spiritual practice is the unholy hybridisation of the Protestant Work Ethic and New Age movement . The search for enlightenment and the search for billions have unified in the western environment . But money is finite , and god is not . The money path never ends .", "We have to separate the urge to make money from the urge to know god . Money is finite and is used for finite , satisfiable goals in the material world . The impulse towards transcendence cannot be pointed at physical things without disastrous results . Light within . Work without .", "Consider this image . It exists to portray a certain kind of man at the peak of his aliveness . It is , in essence , a religious image . We all know this stuff . We know people paint the face of god on products to sell them . The question is , why does it work on us , even when we know ? ", "The answer is that our brains are so primitive that we VERY SLIGHTLY think these images are real . We evolved in an environment without cameras and printers . Why would we have evolved defenses to being programmed by image to do what is bad for us ? Advertising is brain hacking . ", "Memes really are dangerous , and the worst of them are so fundamenral they have overcome our biological needs : \" language is a virus . \" An entire wing of our civilization is dedicated to stealing your resources through brain subversion . Make a list of the people who profit from it", "@USER Wrong . Memes are a form of communication through symbols , just like hieroglyphs in ancient Egypt . Only those in the know can get the meaning . Language is just a tool , not communication . The most advanced forms of communication are symbolic and telepathic ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER let's not forget your support for Muslims , you know the people that believe women shouldn't have rights .", "context": ["Getting overwhelmed at the thought of kids learning about these events in their history classes 15 years from now . #WomensMarch #fakenews", "@USER no one will teach how thousands of women marched for the right to murder babies .", "@USER good thing the issues being addressed in these marches reach far beyond abortion rights ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you may want to be more critical with your wording . And I've not attacked you . Why attack me ?", "context": ["A 3 - year-old boy was shot killed during an apparent road rage incident when he was with his grandmother , police say … ", "@USER smh . This is what happens when you give animals guns .", "@USER @USER who are the animals , and to which Animals are you comparing them to ?", "@USER @USER if I need to explain to you who the \" animals \" are I'm referring to , you're probably to ignorant for me to bother .", "@USER @USER here's your chance to educate me . Make me a better person", "@USER @USER the animals I'm referring to are the ignorant ppl that take life without any consideration for mankind .", "@USER @USER so all criminals are animals regardless of any other characteristics like religion or race for example", "@USER @USER not all criminals take life with no regard do they . And race don't matter . Go on with your ignorance bro #notime"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sure . Because other places where the proliferation of guns among the general public is common are totally democratic and not dangerous , lawless and awful .", "context": ["I can . The statistics from FL and TX , which are the only two states that release this data , show that concealed carriers are about six times more law-abiding than the police . ", "@USER TBF , that ’ s a very low bar . I would certainly be more at ease if neither the police nor other citizens carried at all . I ’ m good with concealed carry of narwhal tusks though .", "@USER There are 400 + million guns in America . What you ’ re saying in practice is “ I wish there weren ’ t . ”", "@USER I acknowledge confiscation isn ’ t practical or legal but can argue against gun culture and acknowledge the high costs of the American gun legacy without making a claim about policy or law . You seem to think guns are good culturally and for public health , not just a legal right .", "@USER I certainly think that a widespread right to keep and bear arms is a prerequisite component of a free republic ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER nope , the natural teacher & parent in me . They need to support their statement of me being wrong . @USER @USER", "context": ["MOMENTS AGO : President Trump issues executive order directing all federal agencies to seek out and eliminate regula … ", "@USER @USER facts , critical thinking , Root cause analysis ALL MATTERS . What did Pres O inherit from Bush ? He saved the eco . #THINK", "@USER @USER If Obama saved the economy , why was GDP so low throughout his 8 years , and why were jobs not first priority .", "@USER @USER please , not enough charac . on twit to give you . Repubs did not support and killed props that ult had to do w jobs", "@USER @USER Nice try . I'm an independent . I deal only in facts ; and of course your wrong ! Go do some research & learn !", "@USER ... speaking of wrong ... ok ... ck your tweet , I believe ' your ' is actually wrong . Try ' you're / you are ' #typpattern @USER", "@USER @USER @USER when one loses and argument always revert to correcting grammar"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you can believe all you want and blame your inattentiveness in class for your ignorance , but calling others fools ? Lol .", "context": ["Yes , it sounds like something she would believe . ", "@USER @USER @USER ... sex with an ape . Pretty much sums up how your Evo / Devo class went at Uni . Failed .", "@USER @USER I think @USER looks about 12 so I'm going to give her the benefit of doubt . Poor kid .", "@USER ps : I'm sorry for the loss . My comments were in regards to your lack of biology knowledge rather than your beliefs .", "@USER I am not going to argue the toss with any of you any more I believe we had a different beginning that's all their is to it", "@USER coolio . If your belief is the most important thing then so be it . The quoted tweet was hilariously funny to me though . Cheers 👋", "@USER its not big to laugh at some one else's expense it's very immature", "@USER not at all . I'm very mature - and it wasn't at your expense if the tweet was true and unaltered .", "@USER you are wrong science only hijacks God original idea get your head around that we do not come from apes fool"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Let's talk about why peddling fear is dishonest as a Christian . 1 ) If evangelicals believe in a pretrib rapture , why worry about how bad it's getting ? ? ? They'll just get raptured out before it gets too bad", "context": ["I've been thinking about this piece . [ Thread ] It accurately portrays the American evangelicals who engage in culture wars and look for a messiah in politics . It speaks succinctly to American evangelical leaders who value power more than morality . ", "I want to interact with the us-versus-them polarization that worked it's way into evangelicalism . The us / them polarization described in the article is generally defined along social or political lines .", "A notable feature of this position is fear . Fear of loosing cultural relevance . Fear of loosing political power . Fear of losing state-defined rights . Fear as a uniting force against the EnEmY ( as defined in this moment ) . Fear of everything that might happen if \" they \" win ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes says someone who believes we need a woman president .", "context": ["Not me ! I'll go to Gary's memorial and not make it about myself , but rather to him & his family . ", "@USER @USER Shut up HRC Sick Nightmare . He was invited ! One of the few left in Hollywood that Love America 🇺 🇸 and have class !", "@USER @USER That was unkind . I was just asking if he'd been slighted ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So to you , ANYONE who supports Trump is a racist ? But we're the narrow minded ones ?", "context": ["Then quit @USER . We will NEVER love u . The chance of us even liking u , if u do resign , is about 0 % . ", "@USER @USER @USER Not true . He fulfilled more campaign promises in the first week than Obama did in 8 years . #beloved", "@USER @USER @USER his campaign was built on racism . Don't troll me again . I don't like tweeting bigots . Adios ! ! ! 👋 🏽", "@USER @USER @USER No surprise . Liberals can't handle any conversation they can't shout \" racist \" over . Toodles ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you love to enjoy every moment of this small life , but gets outraged on the name of a new born", "context": ["Does any 1 name their child as Hitler in Poland or Europe ? Then why #TaimurAliKhan in India ? Why bebo ? #SaifAliKhan #KareenaKapoor", "@USER but many name there children Adolf there , i think its unfair to make controversy of an innocent boy who just came on earth", "@USER Its nt d matter of innocent boy but who u are being an Indian ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER We know you ’ re on it ! With all your military & foreign policy experience and how you thoroughly absorb and analyze info during your briefings AND with all the best people advising you ( those not in jail ) , we ’ re not concerned about a war at all . #duh", "context": ["Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American , & badly wounded many others , not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime , including recently ...", "... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ...", "... targeted 52 Iranian sites ( representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago ) , some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture , and those targets , and Iran itself , WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD . The USA wants no more threats !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh but it's the pro critics who're clueless , you know the pros w / film & literary education & journalism in their backgrounds , watch 20 films a week ? You know because they're bribed by Disney to hate WB , even though they love a ton of WB's films and pan a ton of Disney's ?", "context": ["@USER @USER They do realize that passion does not equal owning it ... right ? We all love SW and are passionate about it , but it is intellectual property and whoever owns it can do whatever the hell they want .", "@USER @USER @USER They think their passion should be everyone else's passion as well - as in we should agree with their opinions because they are \" right \"", "@USER @USER @USER The passion wouldn't necessarily be bad if they weren't so clueless about what Star Wars actually is . Like those so called superfans of Trek that attack the ' politics ' of Discovery because Martin-Green is the lead , don't know what Trek is . And it's the same bigots too .", "@USER @USER @USER They are busy judging everyone else's passion and loyalty to the franchise"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER but when she's literally challenging someone's intellectual capacity , at least make sense when trying", "context": ["Taking a call in the White House with my personal assistant Theodore . ❤ ", ". @USER is this a joke ? ? you are making a mockery of women , working mothers , and moms who are homemakers w / o additional careers .", "@USER @USER stay tuned ... shop the look of Ivanka's photo op tomorrow morning .", "@USER @USER @USER you mean like every time Michelle Obama wore anything ? Oddly didn't see u criticize the black woman ... hmm", "@USER @USER @USER LOL yeah pls show me where Michelle Obama actively promoted her outfits from HER fashion brand for profit .", "@USER @USER @USER She doesn't have enough brain to create her own brand like Ivanka did .", "@USER @USER @USER \" doesnt have enough brain \" . . . . let me just ponder the grammar used here", "@USER @USER @USER why , is this an English essay , or informal medium ? No wisdom"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The top 5 long snapper of all time definitely belongs in the HOF over the 25th best linebacker .", "context": ["Ballot #74 is from Jaime Aron . No adds or drops for returning candidates . This is the first time Wagner has ever appeared on a public ballot with four or fewer checked candidates . In the Tracker : ", "@USER Scott Rolen was a better baseball player than Billy Wagner .", "@USER @USER here we go again . Wagner is top 5 closers of all time . Where does Rolen fall for all time 3rd basemen ? Actual hall of fame comparison"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well there were clones in Star Wars ! We all know how much he wants to end Star Wars . What a \" pity \" that his buddy JJ was just faster .", "context": ["Oh no . I just watched the #shorttrek Children of Mars . Oh noooooo ... I mean , all the aesthetic and production related problems aside , this is where #STP is going ?", "@USER @USER Yeah ... I don't even know where to start . Even the set up to the big reveal is problematic", "@USER @USER The imagery . My God the imagery . If they want us to think the UFP has gone full fascist , then congrats you prevailed ! !", "@USER @USER It's a goddamn Starship Troopers montage without the parody , humor , or allegory . It just straight up is a Starship Troopers montage by people who don't get Troopers . Or Trek .", "@USER @USER @USER Major Starship Troopers vibes in JJ ’ s 2009 film , too ", "@USER @USER @USER Yes ! That's definitely something that was nagging at me and I couldn't place"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER You do realize Germany , Sweden , Brussels , Nice & Paris are all in other countries too . #willfulignorance", "context": ["Seven people shot and killed yesterday in Chicago . What is going on there - totally out of control . Chicago needs help !", "@USER 6 killed , 19 injured in Quebec , but you won't mention bc he is your supporter . You're just a coward . Vietnam and now .", "@USER @USER You do realize Quebec would be in Canada ... #education ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Look I ain't arguing ain't got energy dude , I shall read more on the history of Ireland . But please do not take any line of mine and switch it to fit the narrative ! I have freedom of words ? Speach ? I'm simply stated a point ! There is no need to jump on it and rip it apart .", "context": ["I used to say I was British , because I didn't want to upset those in the other countries of the UK - but there are SO MANY hateful tweets from Scotland ( particularly ) and Ireland about the British - I'm now PROUD to say - I'M ENGLISH ! !", "@USER @USER I'm welsh 🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁷 󠁬 󠁳 󠁿 with irish great grandparents 🇮 🇪 and a English nan 🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁥 󠁮 󠁧 󠁿 and I'm British 🇬 so all of these in order ! ! The only one I'm missing is Scottish 󠁧 󠁢 󠁳 󠁣 󠁴 󠁿 . #union #wales #ireland", "@USER @USER @USER Ireland has nothing to do with being \" british \" nor is it part of any \" union \"", "@USER @USER @USER But I am \" union \" jeez don't get touchy at the word I ain't forcing nothing , no agenda . I'm British 🇬 🇧 that's all I know your an Island of your own and that devided by sea doesn't make you part of any ' union ' it's Ireland ! The island of Ireland ! I wouldn't force Britishness on you", "@USER @USER @USER The irony of your last line . IF only you knew the history ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry ? ! For Spreading Your HIGHlarioUSly swEEt 😉 Your Sense of humOUR Is wELl L ❤ ved 😘 ❤ 💛", "context": ["It's the last monday of the decade . What better way to celebrate than with a #BobMarleyMonday ❤ 💛 💚 #StayBlessed ❤ 💛 #OneLove @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Have an amazing Boby Marley Monday family . Navigate through this concrete jungle wisely and vigilantly . ✊ 🏿 ❤ ️ 🖤 💚 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Yae two ... get a room ! ! It's Twitter nae Tinder . 🤣 🤣 "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I just scooted through Mr Deplorable w / \" a thirst for knowledge \" . Second time I snorted coffee up my nose today .", "context": ["I ' m not required to remove your stupidity . pointing it out is enough . ", "@USER You're a \" devil worshiping serpent \" ? Laughed so hard I spit my coffee through my nose .", "@USER these people are ignorant and proud of it"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nice . Denial will get you far in understanding beyond binaries . / In case you don't get this ..", "context": ["Try abusive spouse like arguments elsewhere . ( grip ? ) Chip rumors tweeted after Modi announcement . To Punjab BJP the … ", "@USER @USER pressure to stash black money taking its toll ?", "@USER I got no black money buddy . Seems like logical talk and calling u out on your sly dodging on leakage is taking a toll on you .", "@USER logic and you don't seem to be co-habitants of the same planet ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER the incompetence of the administration is probably going to save us.But first it will piss us off .", "context": ["@USER Amazing how much money Soros is spending to attempt to overthrow the US Constitution , the free world and freedom .", "@USER @USER Please . This is the result of Trumps many self inflicted wounds ! Amateur hour ADMIN .", "@USER His ' best people ' were unable to craft an EO that can survive judicial scrutiny . We're lucky they're grossly incompetent ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're concerned about ethics ? Yet you support a serial sexual assaulter and rapist ?", "context": ["@USER @USER Well ... according to CNN , the DNC determines what the news is . ", "@USER @USER @USER Wolf Blitzer works for the DNC now ? Aaaand this has to do with anecdotal reportage how ?", "@USER @USER @USER The DNC provided questions to him dumb dumb hence the DNC making \" news \" Jeez liberals are dense .", "@USER @USER It was CNNs choice to use / not use said suggested Qs . Source of the Qs doesn't negate their value .", "@USER @USER Point is the DNC shouldn't be colluding w / a news network to get questions asked of their opponent . Ethics ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh yes . By commenting on a James Charles tweet and bash me for saying my opinion of James Charles , You ’ ve figured out my deepest problems and able to read my soul with your PhD . Thank-you Dr . Freud .", "context": ["#SISTERS ! 🌈 💝 Thank you so much for all the love today ! Our Morphe store at @USER is officially open ! ! Sister @USER , you did that ! ! 😘 🎀 ✂ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER I guess it ’ s nice of Morphe to give James Charles an event to go when is too busy breaking the internet MULTIPLE TIMES ! ! #charity", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry that your life is so miserable that you have to be nasty to others in order to make yourself feel better"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How is progressivism nationalist ? Or authoritarian ? Things aren't fascist just because you disagree .", "context": ["As Europe's right-wing leaders gather in Germany to hail the return of nationalist politics , what can the liberal l … ", "@USER The Liberal / Left , i . e . brainless fools who don't even know they are the real Fascists , have had it their way too long . It changes now .", "@USER @USER Can you please define fascism for the class .", "@USER @USER I asked for a definition , not a link to someone condemned by the SPLC .", "@USER @USER @USER They are authoritarian and intolerant of others views . Progressive liberal fascists is the new term .", "@USER @USER @USER Except the fact that it's is a form of radical authoritarian nationalism . Nothing to do with \" tolerance \"", "@USER @USER @USER That was from the dictionary . They are exhibiting many traits from the definition ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" limit \" again what now mr teddy ? Im pro RH so that it will restrict morons like you to be birthed out . _", "context": ["This is probably the only President that needs practically all his statements clarified right after saying them . Sheesh .", "@USER Even when they are clear . HE SAID NO MORE ONLINE GAMING PERIOD . But Palace added , \" maybe for some , not all . \" Woh .", "@USER I don't get it . And why is this happening , too ? Too bloody confusing for everyone involved .", "@USER ONLINE GAMING and the Palace and DOJ qualify it as \" no more for some but not for others \" . Aver . Sounds pisshy .", "@USER Not so far as Duterte is concerned . Give him that at least .", "@USER Benefit of the doubt I had took a hit when I read of him having his drug lists revalidated when he saw friends ' names there .", "@USER that is a yellow lie . If he did that , you wouldn't hear of it .", "@USER It was all over in the news , no ? ", "@USER kill his kids if they're into drugs . Let's give him the benefit of the doubt . He is the only one trying . Previous govt addicts .", "@USER Tried to at the start . Benefit of the doubt emptying fast .", "@USER Still have some left given how a few in his cabinet working . Also keeping hopes up for RH Law's full implementation .", "@USER I am against RH because we obviously need more people to be born other than the stupid ones who are around already . Right ?", "@USER @USER so you're pro illegal abortion and irresponsible parenting and call \" EVERYONE \" as stupid ? Hahaha how ironic . 😂", "@USER @USER You are an idiot . I am against a birth control program that will limit world population to current idiots ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER what was the story ? Also wasn't Facebook's trending accuracy just disputed by independent fact-checkers ?", "context": [": Facebook will now warn you when you share a story whose “ accuracy ” is “ disputed ” by “ independent ” “ fact-checkers ” … ", ": “ Fact-checkers ” - facts are rare-ish . Most news works with opinions + narratives , using the term ‘ fact-checkers ’ is misleading at best 2/5", ": “ Independent ” - this supposedly means unbiased but do we think ( for example ) that Politifact is unbiased ? Have you read their stuff ? 3/5", ": “ Disputed ” - Since the checkers are biased , disputed doesn ’ t mean ‘ violated objective truth ’ but merely ‘ checker disagrees with it ’ 4/5", ": “ Accuracy ” - what is this ? Sure there ’ s outright lies , but is spin inaccurate ? What about propaganda ? Or stories w / limited evidence ? 5/5"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah a running back with serious miles on him already who missed half a season for an injury that should have been 2 weeks due to nerve damage is a real LOCK to get a big contract he was looking out for himself and I don ’ t blame him ! !", "context": ["Good grief . Where do you come up with this nonsense ? ", "@USER @USER How come he was cleared the last two weeks and didn ’ t play ? He was dressed and didn ’ t get snaps", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah he ’ d be in high demand as FA if he refused to play smh"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Slavery - \" a condition of having to work very hard without proper remuneration or appreciation . \"", "context": ["Ha ha ... anyone want a job with \" fight against slavery \" ? ? ... it's UNPAID ? ? ? ... 👀 😂 ", "@USER At least it's not expensive to live in London 🙈", "@USER that's a massive tick in the box for the job also eh ? ? ... ha ha"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sorry should have used the sarcasm hashtag . Here we go , Seems to work for Zayde Bernie and the like though #jewishirony #snark #cynicism", "context": ["@USER Damn ... it really is . Kudos to whoever wrote the piece . If only he wasnt a racist islamaphobe I might actually be able to safely rt and support :-/ Def better than Corbyn . Still not a good guy", "@USER @USER Two of his cabinet are Sajid Javid and Priti Patel . He is kind of crap at racism .", "@USER @USER Um ... the “ mail box ” line didnt come from nowhere . Having poc around you doesnt preclude you from being racist ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , Adam Schiff hasn't wanted him to testify b / c it's obviously going to hurt Trump . 👌 👍 ... 🤣 🤣", "context": ["President Trump's retweet of a post that included the alleged name of the anonymous whistleblower appeared to many users to have been deleted for several hours , but Twitter says a glitch was responsible . The retweet reappeared Saturday night . ", "@USER Would be nice for Trump to be held to basic terms and conditions for platform use .", "@USER @USER @USER He was breaking a federal law using ' s platform . The anonymity of a #Whistleblower is protected by law . If nothing else all parties will be exposed to a civil lawsuit . Twitter , trump , & the federal government . $ $ $", "@USER @USER @USER His name is Eric Ciaramella . Please alert the authorities it was I who told you . Spoiler alert : it's not going to go how you think it's gonna go . ( There is no such law )", "@USER @USER @USER Well thank god for Eric because if he testifies it's definitely not gonna go the way you think it's gonna go ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER I hardly think I am the ignorant one here ... Still , I'm sure you're a good lawyer", "context": ["The state of what Lily Allen has to deal with can't @USER do something about this guy's account ? ", "@USER @USER @USER that tweet is unacceptable . But so is this from Allen . ", "@USER @USER @USER erm ... Think you missed the point she was making ...", "@USER @USER @USER yes you have - otherwise you wouldn't find it ( to quote you ) \" unacceptable \"", "@USER @USER @USER how , pray tell , does putting a vacuous vote like that put there advance cause or credibility ?", "@USER @USER @USER ok so you don't get the point . Thanks for confirming .", "@USER @USER @USER your / her point is this was some super smart irony to illustrate something . I say it was dumb .", "@USER @USER @USER so I do get the point & you don't get your confirmation", "@USER not at all - pointing out that people railing against a tiny minority are too quick to tar entire groups with the same brush", "@USER and do you think she's done a good job of I . persuading those people to rethink or ii . Rising above low-brow rhetoric ?", "@USER okay that answers point i . What about point ii . Did she rise above low brow rhetoric ?", "@USER by running a poll that demonstrates you can put pensioners in a group just as easily as Muslims , immigrants etc ? Yes .", "@USER my argument is that it was pointless and counterproductive . She did herself no good & was made to look silly by losing vote .", "@USER poll point was misunderstood and taken literally . It was then hijacked by racist trolls who then flamed her .", "@USER like I said I believe in persuasion & winning arguments . Not going low & losing . But each to their own Thanks 4 YOUR confirmation", "@USER she didn't go low . Just because you didn't understand it doesn't make what she did any less ironic", "@USER phew - glad you're clear on something finally , as Lily Allen's irony seemed to fly over your head completely", "@USER I've told u why it was twattish so all you espouse now is the ignorance of someone who finds Lily Allen witty and high brow ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER word of advice is the saying . . not threatening deportation , offering help", "context": [". @USER : \" Not one single refugee \" admitted from the Middle East \" has turned out to pose a threat \" ", "@USER @USER @USER I'll buy your ticket on delta outta here . Where do you want to go ?", "@USER @USER @USER World of advice for deportation threatening Trump troll : please learn proper English ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ahhh nope . The Constitution was strategically worded to allow slavery to continue . Y ’ all revisionist history dudes are hilariously . The civil was was about states right too .", "context": ["“ Slavery is an evil of Colossal magnitude & I am utterly averse to the admission of slavery into the Missouri Territories . It being among my first wishes to see some plan adopted by which slavery in this country may be abolished by law . ” John Adams , founding father , 2nd POTUS ", "@USER No one is stupid Ted . He signed off on a document that allowed slavery without naming it . Folks of your ilk been masking atrocity forever . You are being really deceitful and an opportunist", "@USER @USER Passage of the Constitution is what made it possible to end slavery and in fact , the constitution specifically banned the slave trade within 20 years . It ’ s amazing the Constitution got ratified at all given the politics of the era ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You stand with oppressive facist calling ppl oppressive facist . ", "context": ["Union leaders praising Trump should make Democrats fearful ... but it won't . They'll continue identity politics and irrational Trump hatred . 😁", "@USER @USER and much much more ... the dems n libs can't be adult for even one day ... so don't talk disrespect on this end !", "@USER I could care less about what he does . So you can't say that all Democrats and liberals are that way because I am not !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER you're black ? And here I thought you were a person just with a different skin color that's just a good human !", "context": ["I was raised to treat everyone with dignity and respect , and equal to me ( unless given a reason not to ) . But idk , that's not returned back", "It's in recent years that I started noticing people not valuing me as a person with a strong identity .", "The part about what that identity MEANS they dismiss . Or they are disrespectful to someone like me , thinking I won't notice .", "Yes , I'm black . And that has a particular context for it . I'm never gonna soft-pedal that for someone . Why should I ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I HOPE YOU ARE LYNCHED BY A BLACK MAN !", "context": ["@USER @USER You see him as an \" idol \" ? Well there's a start for you . I see him as president of the U . S . A . Nothing more .", "@USER @USER I see him as a batshit crazy public servant and nothing more ... the problem is his … ", "@USER @USER I am going to ignore the orange conmans pleas for attention exactly the same as I … ", "@USER @USER If you don't care , why do you keep at it ? Just move on .", "@USER people like you keep trying to control and rob me to pay for what you want , that I can not allow . @USER", "@USER @USER No . I don't want anything from government . Same as you . Just leave me be .", "@USER @USER yet you want the orange conman to force others to pay for what you support but they don't .. consider that", "@USER @USER Whatever ? Go live your life . Nothing's going to change for you .", "@USER @USER you are correct you are never going to convince me of the good intentions of gover … ", "@USER @USER Now you're quoting the U . S . constitution as your source for your rights ? Yet nobody can tell you what to do ?", "@USER @USER the constitution doesn't limit people lass , it limits government", "@USER @USER pick another country , any country , is it better ?", "@USER @USER again you fell for the lesser evil concept instead of considering fixing the evil … ", "@USER @USER @USER Dennis , Jewish and Arab blood will be on your hands !", "@USER @USER @USER I would argue that the Jewish culture and Arab culture where never our problem , our culture is .", "@USER @USER @USER Our culture is the \" problem \" to what ? I never blamed Jews for anything .", "@USER @USER @USER the USA isn't obligated to take care of Jews or arabs , is is obligated to take care of itself"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Two quotes from Cenk , \" the only reason you would be against equality for women is if you are an incredibly weak man \" or \" if you were a women and you didn't have equality , wouldn't you be angry ? \" Sure sounds like a misogynist to me", "context": [". @USER , the California Assemblywoman running in the #CA25 special election to fill former Rep . Katie Hill's seat , is endorsed by @USER , @USER , , and 12 members of California's Democratic Congressional delegation . Donate today . ", "@USER @USER @USER Again this is damning . People do not like Pelosi or Feinstein . They are fossils from the corrupt neoliberal dems of the 70s and 80s . They support because she takes big donor money and would therefore serve big donors in congress . That's what they want ", "@USER @USER @USER Sez Bernie / Cenk shill who ’ s not from CA25 ...", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not a shill I grew up in Ventura and have family and friends in Simi Valley . I will be encouraging them over the holidays to vote for Cenk because he is uncorrupted and will unapologetically fight for Medicare for All , not a public option like Christy supports"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "Furthermore , it's a soul-eviscerating display of people ( particularly men ) afraid to show weakness and afraid to communicate and how ( self - ) destructive that is ... and I * definitely * can't relate to that AT ALL . #OfCourseIRelateToIt", "context": ["Where to begin with #WavesMovie ? It's almost like the full realization of what Harmony Korine was trying to do with Spring Breakers ( and I say that as a huge fan of that movie ): the Pop Songs sewn into the Sound Design sewn into the Original Score sewn into the Characters ...", "... creating something that's more than just a big screen music video – it's a true motion picture that pushes the medium forward while overflowing with energy & feeling , pummeling you with every emotion .", "And the structure ! ! Some might find it gimmicky ? I don't know . I loved that it was bisected : a diptych in 5 acts , each represented by a different aspect ratio – the frame cresting in the middle and returning to its original form by the end .", "Needless to say , the actual content of the film is devastating and conveyed with maximum effect , often by the ridiculously talented & vulnerable cast – @USER + @USER : you are my acting gods now .", "Much like another one of my favorites films – Rachel Getting Married – Waves is profound because it knows that pure tragedy isn't enough . It needs to be paired it with bliss and joy , which is not just narratively more compelling , it's more true to life ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The people most likely to vote tRump are the people most likely to be hurt by him .", "context": ["Ms . DeVos , free lunch is not a joke . It's very real--and very necessary--for millions of kids around the country . ", "@USER Her cruelty and ignorance are unfathomable . Millions of children go without food , & this wealthy parasite aims to rob them .", "@USER @USER but poor people in the rust belt voted for this administration and sadly thinks #Trump & his cronies support them"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's funny to hear namecheck his do-nothing working group with , the lone Democrat who seems to think 85 % public support for strong #NetNeutrality matters less than what cable lobbyists whisper about bipartisanship . #NetNeutrality #SaveTheNet", "context": ["Now on the Senate floor : @USER rises to demand that the Senate @USER stop sitting on his hands and squelching consideration of the #SaveTheInternet Act - as the @USER wastes time and sends so many popular issues to their legislative graveyard . #NetNeutrality", "@USER @USER @USER As makes clear , #NetNeutrality is a simple nondiscrimination law for the internet . Once you pay your bill , , , and other ISPs can't block you , slow you down , or tell you where to go . #NetNeutrality #SaveTheNet", "@USER @USER @USER The refuses to move this bill , even though #NetNeutrality has 80 % support & more from REPUBLICAN voters & Democrats alike . just confirms extreme right-wing judges , sends popular and necessary laws to the legislative graveyard . #gunsense #VAWA", "@USER @USER @USER Now joins Senator Markey and recounts how the Trump FCC two years ago ripped away #NetNeutrality and abandoned the law , leaving the internet in the obviously trustworthy hands of giant cable and phone companies . #NetNeutrality #SaveTheNet", "@USER @USER @USER As notes , the #SaveTheNet not only restores #NetNeutrality rules that prevent wireless carriers slowing down your streaming video unbeknownst to you , but flexible FCC power to look into awful behavior like Verizon throttling firefighters ' data during wildfires .", "@USER @USER @USER . and know that we can't trust the cable and phone companies to provide just , reasonable , affordable , and nondiscriminatory internet access without rules of the road . #SaveTheNet #NetNeutrality", "@USER @USER @USER . joins the call for restoring #NetNeutrality and passing #SaveTheNet , calling out ' s Orwellian foolishness . The Trump repeal didn't restore any \" internet freedom \" except for cable companies ' \" freedom \" to charge premiums and trick people with hidden fees .", "@USER @USER @USER Per , people & small businesses can't afford to pay more just to get their message across to their friends & families or their customers . And none of us can afford a fractured internet where only the affluent can pay to make their voices heard . #NetNeutrality #SaveTheNet", "@USER @USER @USER As , & all make clear , the ISPs have already taken advantage of the \" freedom \" Pai granted them by slowing sites down , imposing more data caps , and taking advantage . But they'll really cut loose when the debate ends . #NetNeutrality #SaveTheNet", "@USER @USER @USER Okay , it's ' s turn , and unfortunately he is LYING to you . Broadband investment didn't decrease with #NetNeutrality in place . It went up . And as every ISP knows , broadband investment is cyclical , it doesn't go up forever . #SaveTheNet ", "@USER @USER @USER It's so patently obvious that is lying to you . Yes , broadband speeds continued to go up with #NetNeutrality and #TitleII in place . Technology evolves . The \" depression era \" rules he so glibly slanders did NOTHING to stop that . #SaveTheNet ", "@USER @USER @USER I wonder what other laws objects to based on nothing but their age . Because as his constituents in rural Mississippi must know , there are just TONS of choices out there for internet service . It's nothing like a \" 1930s \" monopoly ... 😒 #NetNeutrality #SaveTheNet", "@USER @USER @USER Don't buy ' s spoon-fed cable and phone lobby talking points for a second . We did NOT have \" record growth \" in internet investment and adoption since Pai turned his back on the law . Just the opposite . #NetNeutrality #SaveTheNet", "@USER @USER @USER Even with #NetNeutrality's repeal & Trump tax cuts , ISPs like & are investing LESS now than they were with good laws in place . Why ? They don't invest when they have built out already and don't face enough competition . #SaveTheNet ", "@USER @USER @USER You mean despite promises to the contrary , kindhearted cable & phone companies are slashing investment , slashing jobs and slowing their upgrades compared to where they were a few years ago when spending aggressively ? I'm shocked . #NetNeutrality #SaveTheNet "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER HAHA ! That airhead lunatic , that attacked him , is the true FASCIST", "context": ["1 / I woke up to the news that the Left is now debating whether violence in the name of social justice is justified", "2 / The only thing stopping the centrifugal forces of liberalism from destroying the country is the taboo on political violence", "3 / Liberalism has caused us to jettison every other point of solidarity : race , ethnicity , religion , culture", "4 / The Left now wants to cross the final line into civil war . We don't even share the same ideology or values anymore", "5 / The Left might want to reconsider embracing political violence . Once the cycle of violence starts , it is hard to stop", "6 / Do these morons realize that Dixie has been arming for years ? Do they know how many people here are spoiling for a fight ?", "7 / Of course when the Right starts fighting back in self defense , the Left will play the victim . They cry out in pain as they strike you", "8/ Go ahead though . I'm absolutely certain they will open Pandora's Box . That's where the logic of social justice will ultimately take us", "9 / So much for civic nationalism . We don't even agree anymore that political violence should be taboo and illegal . Think about that", "10 / Frank Luntz was attacked in DC for \" fascism . \" Coexist ? You can't coexist with ANYONE who disagrees with you"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Really ? No one knew because the offended leftist press never mentioned it . #hypocrisy", "context": ["US Travel ban unfairly affects the Kurds that have been reliable + courageous allies of West vs ISIS #TwitterKurds", "@USER @USER It also affected them in 2011 when @USER banned Iraqis . Did you whine then ?", "@USER Had I been in elected office then I would have raised the same point ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The school consists of fifty classrooms . One kid committed violence . Let's punish and degrade the whole school . #againstCAB", "context": ["I am Hindu . I am against CAB . I am against NRC . I am against my identity being used to systematically discriminate against Muslims in India . On the streets , in our anger , we are united above religion . #HindusAgainstCAB", "@USER You should shame , for being a hindu opposing this bill .", "@USER You should shame , for being a human being supporting this bill .", "@USER @USER Where remains your conscience when lakhs of people face penetrative persecutions for not being in line with persecutors ' faith ? Don't be selective ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yes , she did . Not the GOP slashing funding for embassy security .", "context": ["WATCH LIVE : Clinton calls Tuesday's election a choice \" between strong , steady leadership and a loose cannon \" … ", "@USER @USER president of Trump University , may ... oh wait , he scammed people with that .", "@USER @USER hilary for secretary of state again ... Oh wait , she caused the death of American lives"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER shame you had no answers , no coherence , unable to respond with out being a snowflake", "context": ["You forgot \" The Pledge of Allegiance \" including the phrase \" under God \" . ", "@USER @USER @USER You still don't realize how childish you are throwing out your little memes . Feel sorry for you", "@USER @USER @USER stupid people always say that . My memes are targeted and contain relevant information", "@USER @USER @USER I ask you again ... Do you ever engage in actual adult debate ?", "@USER @USER @USER i do , do you ? Read your tweets , compare and contrast . Rules for coh … ", "@USER @USER @USER I think u should read back over all the names you have called me . All I'm saying it's childish", "@USER @USER @USER where ? You are a snowflake ? Is that the problem ? This is your claim , not mine .", "@USER @USER @USER Listen , this has been fun , but your name calling is getting boring . I'm out . Have fun ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER False . But your response shows you have no interest in anything outside of your personal experience and beliefs . You have no interest in fact or you had an abortion and have guilt Are you also . Pro-war Trump supporter . #WakeUpToYourself", "context": ["Did you know : Every 90 seconds a child ’ s life is lost at a Planned Parenthood A child who will never laugh , love , or get a chance to live 3,000 children today lost their lives in America in the womb In 2020 we must fight harder than ever for life", "@USER Meanwhile in real life ... Planned Parenthood gives health care ( cancer screening g , basic health checks , birth control and more ) to millions , INCLUDING Men , otherwise unaffordable . Abortion being what they want to PREVENT hence the world ‘ Planned ’ in the name . #FactsShouldMatter", "@USER @USER When majority of what they do IS abortion", "@USER @USER NO IT ISN ’ T ! ! ! The lies repeated so many times people even kill those working at clinics that don ’ t do any abortions ! Repeated lies adopted as truths are harming those you think protecting . #PleaseEducateYourself", "@USER @USER @USER You know what else PP does ? They donate in excess of $ 20 million to BOTH parties during the 2018 midterms .", "@USER @USER @USER Sadly , Until the system changes , if still possible , it seems a wise move in the big picture . Wanting to support even opposers for fairness makes sense . If what you say is true , decades having proven unsuccessful , if take a ‘ side ’ for good , will truth prevail ? #Uncertainty", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe if we ’ re really lucky , more babies will be taken out .", "@USER @USER @USER Attempt as twisted humor trying to make a point ? Ironically opposite of anything most pro-choice would never think think way . The whole being freedom of others and . It assuming to know or control others . Truly ironic", "@USER @USER @USER You helping or have you adopted those babies ? You give to education , housing , Ol with aid so they can eat and want them to have opportunities or just expect all born and all to figure it out on their own regardless of circumstances ?", "@USER @USER @USER Cut the crap . Your argument of “ just kill them ” doesn ’ t become good just because I don ’ t hoard babies ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yep another white person who doesn't know there is a distinction between racial prejudice and racism , even though they invented both !", "context": ["“ Let ’ s be really clear about what this is , let ’ s call it by its name , it ’ s racism . ” “ We ’ re the most tolerant lovely country in Europe , it ’ s not racism ” This audience member clashes with actor @USER over the treatment of Meghan , Duchess of Sussex . #bbcqt ", "@USER @USER White people telling non-white people what racism is and isn't ", "@USER @USER @USER Black people telling white people they don ’ t know what racism is whilst being racist towards them !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Jesus DID say to take care of the poor . He did not address your comments .", "context": [". @USER Expected to Ban Syrian Refugees Indefinitely in New Exec . Orders ", "@USER @USER @USER If only Jesus had said something about taking care of the poor .. or the Statue of Liberty ... or common decency", "@USER @USER @USER Or terrorism or bombing buildings or killing gays or beating women … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Real fascist protest imagined ' fascism ' by resorting to m ", "context": ["A Trump supporter just forcefully attempted to break through a human chain blocking security entrance on Indiana Av … ", "@USER @USER this is not how you get people on your side .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't think those people really care to have fascists on their side , though . I know I don't ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER These haters just don't want to be successful because then they'll have to reelect him . It sucks so terribly that our nation is doing so well ! in case that wasn't clear . 😅", "context": ["266,000 new non-farm jobs added to the economy last month . More minorities working than ever before . @USER delivering on his promise that a rising economic tide will lift all boats . Tell me again how the Democrat-driven #impeachment helps the nation ?", "@USER @USER @USER Seasonal Employment is a quick fix . January and February will bring cutbacks and lay-offs .", "@USER @USER @USER Wow and people wonder what ’ s wrong with society lol it ’ s this folks people hating on others getting jobs . Almost like they want it to be bad 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "I'm just full of tears after writing about this tragic story !", "context": ["This is Oleksandr Kondrashov . An Yanukovich era tax evader , self imposed fugitive . He's now famous in Germany . If not around Germany then at least in Bavaria . And if not in Bavaria then definitely in Bad Kissingen , a spa town . ", "In 2017 Ukraine issued a warrant on Oleksandr Kondrashov . ", "This is Kay Blankenburg , oberbürgmeister of Bad Kissingen . He just signed a contract with sport maecenas to rent out local historic spa which budget heavily in disprofit . Kay is now in the hearts & mind of Ukrainians with his statement : \" The origin of the money is irrelevant \" . ", "This is the spa in Bad Kissingen the oberbürgmeister sold to a \" investor from Ukraine \" for € 230000 . The catch with the deal laid in the fact Bavarian pays heavy subsidies to local municipalities who get rid of unprofitable historic venues . ", "After signing the contact Oleksandr Kondrashov was eager to give interviews and share the optimism of Bad Kissingen residents of bright future of the spa . Also he promised major international sports competition to the spa town . ", "He appointed himself to the managed of the company that bought the spa . He also was the head of a company which was in charge of maintaining Oleksandr Kondrashov estate in northern Germany . ", "Most importantly during the interviews he always reminded those great foreign competition for UNESCO worthy spa town can come ( only ) when they , German local municipality , will help him to get German living permit . For permit one has to be employed . ", "The German Dream lasted for several weeks . Then Oleksandr Kondrashov took the matter to his own hands and closed down the historic SPA as the owner kicking out all the clubs from the ice rink there , including the city's famous ice hockey club . ", "The shock was unbearable for the Germans as Bad Kissingen had to compete for Bad Kissingen cup in another city ice rink . Kids and their parents protested against such barbarity on the streets . They even had banners in Ukrainian demanding reopening . ", "In reality he bought the unprofitable spa to have another company where he's a director to force several German officials to support his pleas to get living permit in Germany . That was the sole reason he made that move . ", "The words of oberbürgmeister : \" The origin of the money is irrelevant \" has all the potential to become a meme among Ukrainians . In fact it actually has been . ", "German authorities arrested Oleksandr Kondrashov and he's in prison awaiting his possible extradition to Ukraine . He's a former Rada MP who made his wealth by swindling with gas transit money . "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well Bill he didn ’ t read anything he posted a gif . Do t worry there ’ s still hope for you yet .. ", "context": ["President Trump dined on ice cream as news of the airstrike broke ", "@USER @USER @USER Yea . We're the ones who blindly follow criminals . See you in 2020 !", "@USER @USER @USER Yes I was smashing some ice cream .. it was my favorite flavor : Liberal Tears with sprinkles of freedom 🇺 🇸", "@USER @USER @USER You read as well as Dummy Donnie does ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I agree Rhonda . Trump and his ppl have committed treason . Lol Thx for pointing it out .", "context": ["Question of the Day : Do you think the left is trying to destroy the Trump Presidency ? #Hannity", "Absolutely , attempts to destroy Trump presidency are hurting national security . Insiders responsible for leaks need to be fired @USER", "@USER @USER Yep , definitely treason & must be stopped . So sick of left risking my safety & freedom ! #DrainTheSwamp", "trea • son : crime of betraying ones country especially by attempting to kill the sovereign / overthrow the government 🤔 @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER The PIRA's \" Armalite and ballot box \" strategist has been giving me advice on morality and ethics . 👇 👇 👇 #Hypocrisy", "context": ["Lisa Dorrian ( 25 ) disappeared after a party at a caravan site in Ballyhalbert , County Down , in 2005 . Widely believed to have been murdered by loyalist paramilitaries , her body has never been found . Yet , Dee Stitt thinks it's okay to mock the missing girl and joke . ", "@USER I was not mocking the missing girl . Merely agreeing with the original comment.Going to delete my comment out of respect for Lisa's family and I apologise for any offence caused . But sure keep playing politics with the tweet . BTW very hypocritical coming from you Danny boy .", "@USER You're entitled to think I'm a hypocrite , but your tweet is not about me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh I know but I only reported them because everyone said to do it ! I've a thick skin nothing really bothers me ... I've had death threats from ' Christians ' before because I quoted ' their bible ' at them saying Jesus preached love your neighbor not hate them ! ! 🤣", "context": ["1 I'm curious ... We all know #JohnBarron is not a real person . He's as fictitious as Harry Potter or a Trump's soul . So , if one were to \" threaten him \" , one wouldn't be violating Twitter's rules , would one ? Wouldn't it be like saying \" I hope Harry Potter comes to harm \" ?", "2 Twitter's rules are baffling . It doesn't help that they're not uniformly enforced . As I said though - I'm curious . How would Twitter treat people using John Barron - not real - as a stand in for Trump ( too terrifyingly real ) for tweeting purposes ? I guess my question is ...", "3 Would Twitter protect a fictional character from harm by banning members of the community if they dared \" threaten \" him ? I just want to know how bonkers we've all gotten here ...", "@USER Yes bonkers ! I'm #vegan I don't preach it & live with meat eaters ! I got sent this from a hunter as my ' sin ' is not eating meat ! Twitter said they didn't break the rules ? 🤔 So sending descriptions of promoting violence by bashing animals to death is ok ? #TwitterPsychopaths ", "@USER Actually - that tweet is meant to threaten YOU . Those #TwitterPsychopaths should be banished ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Also Alexandra Chalupa and the former Ukrainian prosecutor Shoken , who was investigating Burisma , and was fired when Biden threatened US funding if he was not fired . State Dept wouldn ’ t allow his entry to US . We need ALL the facts .", "context": ["@USER @USER I'm curious . Why didn't the Democrats do that during their hearing ? Why are the expecting the Senate to do this now ?", "@USER @USER @USER They tried . Trump refused to let a bunch of his staff testify . It ’ s all held up in the courts and could be months . Dems decided to move forward rather than wait .", "@USER @USER @USER What I just read people requested would not be able 2 bring council 2 the closed door Inquisitions . Seems odd 2 have closed Inquisitions w / out council . And no one had 1st hand knowledge of the call . Seems the \" Experts \" brought had no knowledge of call either . Sounds ligit to me 😒", "@USER @USER @USER The people that Trump has kept from testifying 100 % had first-hand knowledge of the call . They were on the call . So were some of the witnesses that have already testified in the House . Allowing lawyers into the committee's closed door questioning depends on the committee . 1/2", "@USER @USER @USER The people that Schiff kept from testifying had first hand knowledge too ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER talking about liars yet voted democrat . If you really think trump wasn't the best choice , you are mentally unstable .", "context": ["#IThinkIHaveHadEnough of Trump , Deplorables , Republicans , Ignorance , Racism , Normalization of \" alt-right , \" Extreme right , 2016 , ...", "@USER Hmm . Try something original . Do you have any thoughts of your own ?", "@USER yup , the left is full of lying hypocritical bastards , but it will now finally all come to an end with #PresidentTrump", "@USER Yes , the world WILL probably come to an end with Trump at the wheel . If you really think Trump isn't a l … "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I mean , it ’ s a shame that Obama wasn ’ t still in the White House because Justin could ’ ve driven his point home by showing up to that gathering in blackface , right ? That ’ ll be super funny for sure . The lack of judgement is deeply disturbing .", "context": ["@USER @USER Then , since he ’ s an arrogant little twit who can ’ t understand the subtleties of global leadership ( or privacy ) , he ruins it : “ video emerged Tuesday appeared to show PM Trudeau joking w other world leaders abt the behaviour of U . S . President Donald Trump ” ", "@USER @USER It ’ s odd for Justin to lack camera awareness :) That said , there ’ s of course much to make fun of with respect to Trump , so 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER He ’ s a world leader speaking with other world leaders in a public place with cameras all around him . It ’ s not the time to make fun of the neighbour who protects us all . One of the very few things Trump has right is taking NATO members to task about not contributing 2 % ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm sure they can raise just as much without the converse action of captivity and death .", "context": ["Heartbreaking news . SeaWorld has announced the passing of Tilikum #RIPTilikum #Blackfish ", "@USER @USER . I wish we could announce the passing of SeaWorld next", "@USER @USER @USER and the millions they spend and donate in conservation efforts ?", "@USER @USER Did . It's harsh & served its purpose , but also biased . Seaworld's still a large contributor to ocean conservation", "@USER I don't argue . We're entitled to different opinions . Humans try and correct human caused problems . Repect all souls .", "@USER no intention to argue , just explain my pov . I understand the SW apprehension . There's more to the story though . Especially now", "@USER @USER So you justify the cruelties that #SeaWorld put these animals through by promoting their naff conservation ? #Weird", "@USER @USER Read your own words fella . Then shut up for a bit .", "@USER @USER i know what i said . I also know there's no reason to be hostile .", "@USER @USER There is however , a reason for you to step outside & get some fresh air & perspective . #Shhhh", "@USER @USER @USER He makes a point - SeaWorld gives millions to ocean conservation efforts - which is gravely needed .", "@USER @USER @USER He makes the point of a weak , immoral apologist . That's all . There is no excuse ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ok . He's looking for an apology . So , that guy applied and said ' we're sorry that you're a white nationalist '", "context": ["@USER Please explain why I will never know is it my age 80 or 8 yr Military service or fact I care for all people , & respect all", "@USER If you have to ask , then you will never know .", "@USER There u go again saying if I have to ask . This is how I learn being 80 u still can obtain info from both sides opinions imp", "@USER It's obvious . He's white , he's a nationalist . Got it so far ?", "@USER Yes I got it u don't have give me Got it so far , like I'm some kind of old uneducated person . Being 80 I'm opened minded"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER hates gov't 4 aiding poor , wants coal mines back 4 handful of jobs #redhandouts", "context": ["Trump voter : Just wait until we cut off federal aid to California for sheltering illeguhls . Meanwhile , states most … ", "@USER Hey ignorant libs , Trump voters don't want govt handouts . And the ones receiving the handouts are typically Democrat voters . Derp", "@USER Here are 2016 ' s most federally dependent ( L ) and least federally dependent ( R ) states . Notice anything ? … ", "@USER Yeah the poorest states that aren't allowed to prosper cuz of government . Most of the people taking assistance are poor Democrats", "@USER Huh , it's almost as if you have your answer ready regardless of the facts . Trump would be so proud ! @USER", "@USER @USER The government stepped in to help poor people and keep them poor . The poorest live in those states", "The problem w / that argument , @USER , is they're red states cuz their \" leaders \" are republican . @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER marriage and killing babies . Other than that , they're content with the federal govt leaving them alone", "Red States voters vote Republican mostly out of racial anxiety . @USER @USER @USER", "Most Red States were part of the Confederacy . Some , like Montana are rural , and mostly White . So , yeah . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER And it was Democrats who ran the confederacy", "@USER @USER @USER they rewrite history to suit their narrative ffs #stayignorantmyfriend #whyPutinlikesthem", "@USER Dude , you just bashed them for name-calling and for being insulting . Hypocrisy helps no one . @USER @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER like a German leading the leave campaign , bloody foreigners eh ? #350mwhereisitnigel", "context": ["Nigel Farage and Gina Miller clash over Brexit #marr ", "@USER How can anyone support Miller ? A foreign millionaire trying to override the views of Brits .", "@USER imagine if an English millionaire tried to overrule the views of the people of a foreign country ? The left wld be in uproar ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh , dear ! It ’ s a comment about those Northerners who cursed the Tories for decades - centuries - & burned effigies of Thatcher at her death . Yet they changed the habit of their lives & voted in the belief that the Tories will improve their lives 🤔 #CognitiveDissonance", "context": ["So , Northerners ( those who voted #Tory ) , hands up who shops at Harrods ? Anyone ? No , I didn ’ t think so 🤬 🤬 🤬 #HoldToAccount #PeoplesGovernment ", "@USER The overwhelming majority of Tory voters will be worse off due to Johnson ’ s policies . Why are you singling out the Northern ones ? If you have to criticise the victims of Tory lies and propaganda , criticise them all . Otherwise everyone will think you are prejudiced .", "@USER Sorry , I mean a Kevin Maguire ’ s tweet - it ’ s early in the morning . HE referred to Northern Tory seats , which meant that more Northerners voted Tory than voted for other parties in those seats", "@USER I replied to Maguires tweet in the same way . Most Tory voters will suffer , why single out any group of them ? Would you criticise Muslim Tory voters like this ? Or female Tory voters ? You ’ re not helping ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And partially thanks to the Sun Boycott , Merseyside , as a whole , didn't fall for the Tory misinformation machine on brexit or the economy . Good luck trying to get elected as a Tory round here", "context": ["3,150 staff have lost high street jobs in a week . Where is the government response ? Where is the investment in our communities to help revitalise town centres ? Where is the much promised retail strategy ? More failure from this do nothing government . ", "@USER You really have got a nerve saying that when not a single penny has been invested in the town centres of Crosby , Maghull & Formby in your own Constituency by Labour SMBC . Future High Street Fund ? Regional Mayor High Street Fund ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER SMBC lost 51 % of its Central Government funding between 2010 and now . How are these pittances of funding might to address that ? Answer : they can't and the devastation to our town centres lies at the feet of Osborne , Hammond and now Javid . #ToryLies", "@USER @USER @USER Future High Street Fund ? Regional Mayor High Street Fund ? Do you even know what these are ? If so , then explain why both the Bootle & Southport Constituencies will receive funding , which is great , but Sefton Central gets nothing ? The UK didn't listen to your ' cuts ' rhetoric .", "@USER @USER @USER There will be funding criteria for both those funds . You're the would-be councillor - look it up ! ! And it's not \" rhetoric \" its cold hard , economics , government spending lost from a region is not replaced by private spending . Hence our high streets spiral further down ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER Has nothing to do with me . Has to do with your statement that you are fearful of refugees ... but want ME to \" grow a set \"", "context": ["Hollywood supporting Muslims who oppose alcohol , drugs , porn , gays , transexuals ... Other than hating America , they have nothing in common .", "@USER I have never seen anyone who hates America more than you . You have set a VERY high bar .", "@USER @USER Well the bar has been soooo low the last 8 yrs , that's not hard to do ...", "@USER @USER Does that mean I have to give back all the money I made when the market went from 6500 to 19,000 ?", "@USER @USER lol . ur choice . I wld if ur so against what's going on . U wouldn't want anyone to think u were hypocritical . 😜", "@USER @USER Does my bro in law have to give back the $ 8000 a year he saves with the ACA ? Yes , I'm against unrealized fear .", "@USER Again ... \" The term for people who turn away children fleeing terrorists , out of their own fear , is not patriot it's coward . \"", "@USER Again ... stop whining and calling me a coward . Grow up and grow a set .", "@USER People who don't give into fear ... already have a set . I don't think you get the irony in your tweet .", "@USER I get the irony that ur trying to be really witty and cute . 😜"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER It wouldn ’ t be so bad if there was movement ! But it ’ s literally the same day in PC since last week ! ! ! I hate when they do that esp when it ’ s not necessary ! And then we get Jason with Carly for 2 days , oh yay ! You know how I love that ! 🙃", "context": ["As long as frank keeps these “ jasam kept apart storylines ” those soap sites are gonna always be trash !", "@USER I mean it ’ s just old now . Enough is enough . Move on ! There ’ s so much to explore with them it ’ s mind boggling to me that this is what we ’ re doing !", "@USER Old old old old old ! Some find this so Interesting and I can ’ t follow that ! We ’ re gonna have yet another episode of them being on the phone ! I hate the scraps and this is what it is , but I ’ m still here ! 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They fail to miss the of their left hand around my neck for ' voting wrong ' while they cry and wave \" Russian Interference ! ! \" signs with their right hand . #boohoo #hypocrites #noselfawareness", "context": ["Just some normal reactions to reading the phrase , \" I will do everything in my power to prevent a war . \" ", "@USER There is this venomous wing of Democrat twitter that are just relentlessly attacking him and Warren for some reason .", "@USER @USER There is a venomous wing of the DNC that attacks EVERYONE that isn't a #bluecult #fanatic . They're mad because the DNC let's independent vote in ' their ' primary when the GOP doesn't ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Is Spanish Air Force a thing ? -> I am sure they are a force to be reckoned with . 😀", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER What I'd like to know is where did an RAF Tornado and , presumably , a US F18 Hornet share ramp space . Also , credit to the Ops guy / girl for giving new meaning to the ATC call \" Break , Break \"", "@USER @USER @USER Joint exercise : Naval Air Station Lemoore , CA possibly ?", "@USER @USER @USER Looks like its actually a Spanish Air Force EF - 18 ... #Avgeek #IDontEvenLikeJetsMuch "]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why don ’ t we just do as our PM says ... pray . That will fix things surely ! Maybe we aren ’ t praying hard or often enough ...", "context": ["PM says Sydney's smoke is ' unusual ' but he's not to blame ", "@USER Then who is to blame . ? We have now had over 6 years of climate change denial and wrecking of climate policy . Morrison has been a senior member of the Government for all of that time . If he is not to blame , who is ?", "@USER @USER You want to blame bush fires and the weather on the PM . Even if you believe in CC that is nonsensical on so many levels", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t think many are doing that . Most are angry about the complete refusal to acknowledge that maybe , just maybe , humans may be playing a part in climate change . Without that we have no coherent plan to mitigate damage . As far as science is concerned the debate is over .", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? We do more than most nations when it will achieve very little to nothing . We meet Paris , Contribute money to the Pacific Islands for CC , spend Billions on Renewables plus we have shut many Coal Power Stations even at the cost of locals . Not sure what people actually want ?", "@USER @USER @USER Ummm , we were ranked the worst out of 57 nations for climate change policy by the climare change performance index and we are not going to meet our 2030 Paris target ( and it was a pathetically low target to begin with , not at all inline with the spirit of the Paris accords ) .", "@USER @USER @USER Ranking by the “ New Climate Institute ” is not one id take too seriously but the drips will jump on it", "@USER @USER @USER What does a German think tank have to gain by ranking Australia last for policy ?", "@USER @USER @USER What do they have to gain by rankings ?"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER claims I am confused even though I am using her own logic . Doesn't see the irony .", "context": ["I want to share an AMAZING BIT OF IDIOCY with you all , from our old friend hackenslash . ", "> \" God doesn't exist is the negative position THAT IS NOT WHAT ' AFFIRMATIVE ' AND ' NEGATIVE ' POSITIONS MEAN IN THIS CONTEXT FFS @USER", "@USER Obviously , like me , you need to LRN 2LOGIC and “ how real logic works . ”", "@USER @USER but wait , I thought there was no burden of proof eve ... so why should he have to back up anything ?", "He doesn ’ t . He can say all the false , stupid things he wants to . I ’ ll just point out they are false and stupid . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER also , you seem to have the memory of a gold fish ... so why are you claiming to be a auth … ", "As usual , you ’ re confused . Here you are confusing “ X is true no matter what anyone believes ” with “ I can tell you what to do . \" @USER"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER yep - that would have been incredible - difficult to pick something extra for the acoustic half ... Restless Farewell ?", "context": ["@USER hi - what's the one song you'd wish Bob would have included in the ' 66 set ? I'm going with Tombstone Blues ! #BobDylan", "@USER it was ok live in 1965 , but I think they'd have killed it ( alive ) in ' 66 !", "@USER That , or another of the upcoming Blonde on Blonde songs - like Most Likely You Go or Memphis Blues Again - imagine that !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He's always been pretty ( un ) convincing in double-Dutch ; that's probably his strongest language ( or at least the one he uses most ) !", "context": ["Boris reciting the Iliad from memory . In ancient Greek . Your move , Labour . ", "@USER Always been puzzled as why reciting something from memory is seen as a sign of intelligence rather than a sign of a good memory . If he read out the Argos catalogue from memory it would be just the same feat .", "@USER Yes mate . Conjugating verbs in a language not spoken for the last 2,000 years is exactly the same as memorising the Argos catalogue .", "@USER @USER Yes , but he's not is he , he's just remembering the words , in the correct order . Ask him to critique the Iliad in ancient Greek , not just recite it , then we'll start playing . Memory is memory , it doesn't matter if it's a dead language or a book full of reasonably priced goods .", "@USER @USER He speaks English , French , Italian , Latin and Greek fluently . Ready when you are ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER would say anytime but that would be dishonest of me . Pleasure anyways . ' Trump ... Great Marketer ' still smiling !", "context": ["@USER I have a second-class honours degree in politics from a U . K . Ex-poly - but I'm still better qualified than that orange fool .", "@USER @USER History can't judge you on anything unless it gets access to your imagination .", "@USER @USER I firmly believe a leader should have a basic command of their own language . Not to do so is frankly \" unpresidented \"", "@USER @USER So no-one dyslexia is allowed to run for public office . Jesus .", "@USER @USER Please don't equate genuine disability with a palpable ignorance and disregard . Trump is not dyslexic . He's an idiot", "@USER @USER Only a fool would call a billionaire an idiot .", "@USER @USER Only an idiot would base their judgement on someone's suitability as a leader in their ability to accumulate money .", "@USER @USER I already stated that Trump is a brand / marketing genius ", "@USER @USER @USER Marketing Genius ? Marketing Genius ? What ... you are a Guru ? What Nonsense .", "@USER Thank you very much for the repetitive reply ( two days after the conversation ) . Certainly not a waste of your time .", "@USER oh , you are , you most certainly are ... I bet to many others ! Is there a waiting list ?", "@USER Why do you open this comment with an assertation , and then reframe it as a prediction ? Terrible brand persuasion .", "@USER not at all , just future proofing , that is all . Wonderful Brand Avoidance I was going for , I am not for persuasion !", "@USER Great stuff . Thanks for taking the time to message me ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER A zealot of the party of evangelicalism , science-denial , & anti-intellectualism is now claming authority on \" truth \"", "context": ["The GOP of 2017 is the most extreme party coalition since the Civil War : ", "@USER Yeah ! Like back in 1861 when Democrats were fighting to keep their slaves . Republicans sure were extreme back then .", "@USER @USER Get a college education . Take a political science class . Republicans were the liberal party of the 1850 ' s . Nice try .", "@USER @USER The 13th & 14th amendments were like radical , dude ! Democrats haven't changed much . Still fascists in sheep's clothing .", "@USER @USER Your liberal sources are at least consistent . Up is down . Lies are truth if repeated often . How very Orwellian of you ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER If you show Love Actually at the @USER presentation judging party - I m there . Especially if it s in Zach s man cave .", "context": ["Howdy ! Dani from @USER here . My favorite holiday movie is Love Actually . ❤ ️ ️ 🎄 #UTedChat", "@USER I hate to admit it , but this is one of my favs as well . #chickflick #utedchat", "@USER That's my favorite scene ! ! ! @USER and I were talking about it the other day !"]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "She's dangerous & self serving , but as an American I'll defend her right to be here @USER @USER @USER", "context": ["While @USER whitewashes #Palestine I'll remind you of #Muslim massacre of #Jews in 1929 including my cousin … ", "She's an American citizen has a right to live here & speak freely I have a right to out her lies @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I misspoke . Have read up on her since my tweet . You are right ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I can't even say \" shame on you \" to a shameless person", "context": ["Activist parents jailed for #CitizenshipAmendmentAct protest in UP's #Varanasi , baby Ayra at home . ", "@USER I thought people understand responsibility after becoming parents m , apparently NOT ! !", "@USER @USER YEAH ! Humanity died when irresponsible parents left their child at home and bought themselves some convenient lies", "@USER @USER Shame on u for justifying the police act ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So if someone was to murder you it'd be ok , as long as I don't do it ? That makes sense .", "context": ["Supreme Court leaves in place Kentucky abortion law mandating ultrasounds . ", "@USER Oh nooooo , you might actually have to see the person your going to murder .", "@USER @USER You're = you are . Your = belongs to you . Anyway , it's none of your business . If you don't like it , don't get an abortion . Simple ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "This trilateral consultations aim to form a regional anti-terrorism structure to counter spillover effects of terrorism . just died _", "context": ["Russia meeting Taliban in Moscow and Tajikistan . Iran in Tehran . Excellent game going on in Afghanistan . May God bless them :)", "#Russia hiring #Taliban to protect its missions in #CentralAsia . This is same that is threatening security and integrity .", "So #Russia providing #Taliban with arms and money . The same arms and money will be used to make terror strikes in #India .", "#Russia joining the #CPEC with #Pakistan and will complete the . need to watch and act carefully .", "In September 2016 , 70 #Russian and 130 #Pakistani special forces held their first joint military exercises in Cherat , in northern #Pakistan .", "#India had asked #Russia to call off the exercise following the 18 Sep militant attack on an Indian army base but the #Russians declined .", "Frm Tsarist times , Russia always wanted a warm water port in Gulf . Now #Pakistan has offered #Russia d use of its #Chinese-built", "#Soviets invasion of #Afghanistan was all about a base on Pakistan's Gulf coastline . Ironically , #Pakistan is now offering the same facility", "The #Chinese navy has already been granted landing rights at the #GwadarPort and #Russians are not very far .", "#Russia has also agreed to sell helicopters to #Pakistan , lifting its decades-old arms embargo against #Islamabad .", "#Pakistan and #Russia are finally moving away from their years of hostility . #India need to watch this carefully .", "Both #China and #Russia r feeling threatened by d civil war in #Afghanistan & the number of their population joining militant groups", "#China and #Russia are constantly pushing #Pakistan to withdraw its support from and work for peace in .", "#China , #Russia & #Pakistan shares a common enemy which is recruiting in Russia , , Pakistan , & .", "The threat of a common enemy and an end to the continuing civil war in #Afghanistan will be the key to warmer #Russia - #Pakistan ties .", "#Russia , #China & #Pakistan are due to hold a tripartite meeting to discuss the common threats they face in .", "#Russia will be hosting this meeting & #Pakistan has already called it a watershed moment .", "#Russia_China_Pakistan will be the new #AsianAxis till #Beijing betrays in the .", "To know the #GreatGame of #CentralAsia and #China's impending betrayal of , read our book ", "#Russia , #Pakistan & #China to hold 3 - way counterterrorism talks in on Dec 27 , focusing on without ."]} {"label": "SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL you seem to forget that it was the #MSM that started #FakeNews trying to bring #Trump down", "context": ["As Trump and his inner circle blasted intel leaks to reporters , Priebus was asking the FBI to leak to reporters ", "@USER @USER And this is being reported by who ? Oh wait , it's @USER #FakeNews", "@USER @USER @USER #Fakenews is like ' lock her up ' a dumb slogan to keep the brainless masses busy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Keith you need to give your brother some tips had a kick about in butlins #awful 😂 😂", "context": ["7v6 last night , the 6 held their own until the last 10 mins when the extra man finally paid off . Lots of goals , @USER on fire !", "@USER @USER 😳 dew dew , must be something in the air ! Trump wins in USA , and @USER has a good game of footy.Unbelievable 😬"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'll concede a Cardinals World Series if it dies . #bipartisan #together #unity", "context": ["... by topping the ball for a perfectly placed swinging bunt . You can't teach clutch , folks . ", "@USER I'll concede another Cubs World Series if the Tim Tebow baseball gimmick forever dies immediately ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The Bible is NOT Political , it IS Theocratic Benevolent Government . It is obvious to me that @USER needs to be schooled in #GodisLove", "context": ["God does not belong to a political party .", "@USER True . But God tells us very clearly in the Bible that : - Abortion is wrong . - Stealing ( socialism ) is wrong . - Coveting ( redistribution of wealth ) is wrong . - Marriage is between one man & woman . And yet Democrats support & celebrate political policies the Bible condemns ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much #Prayer your #Prayers avail much ! They will know them by their #JesusChrist 🕊 ☔ ️ 💦 ☀ ️ 🌈 Know you are in my prayers as well ! ", "context": ["🙏 Show me the path where I should go oh Lord point out the right road for me to walk 🕊 lead me 👐 🏼 teach me 🙋 ‍ ️ you are the God who gives me salvation ️ I have no hope except in You ", "@USER #God #JesusChrist #Prayer DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER For Doreen , @USER & @USER & all of God's children who could use a & word from our Father today FATHER We Prayer for Perseverance "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER they said i must pay off 50 % for it & they will excahnge unit with the new one ... but they change mind again so ease .", "context": ["@USER please help me . my Ipone 6 is broken and i didnt find any solution @USER @USER", "@USER We'd love to help if we can . In what way is your iPhone broken ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER like & you can't tell them to #stop spreading #hate since that's what you're #also doing v . v ...", "context": ["this is the thing that everyone need to read . support every group and no more fanwars ", "@USER @USER or if you don't them at all then don't say #anything at #all cuz then people might like the group you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Im going to see it tonight . I was determined to see it before Caroline left . x", "context": ["Exactly a year ago I started @USER rehearsals and today my leaving date ( Feb 8) has been unveiled . What an amazing and unexpected job ! You truly never know what ’ s around the corner and where it will take you in this business . Ready to take the next corner now ... ", "@USER @USER @USER It's such a great show - loved you in it #goodluckforthenextadventure"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#writeraw #spirituality #poetry He said I was worth His time He said I was worthy of his And I would be healed I walked out of the With the He put Fire in my chest And He was proud To be my", "context": ["#writeraw #spirituality #poetry He came to me in a dream Walked in his brown leather sandals I called out to him I him He is to all I greeted him in a tabernacle I knelt in prayer I was in deep conversation My eyes were closed", "#writeraw #spirituality #poetry I needed him to hear me I needed him to heal me For I was hurting I needed to be whole again I was hungry for his word And then I heard his voice He called down to me From the He called down to me"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the shout , Joanne . You bet we need it , most often when we think we don't . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thx Shenae . You're a sweetheart . \" Sharing the love \" with ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Russell , for the ! I always need it . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you for your RT ’ s and for sharing the Message of #faith and #hope . GOD bless 🙏 🏻 🕊 ✨ ✨", "context": ["“ Let all that you do be done in LOVE . ” 1 Corinthians 16:14 💖 ♥ ️ ", "@USER \" There are three things that will endure . Faith , hope , and love . The greatest of these is love . \" - Corinthians 13:13 ♥ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 Come on you true knowers of God ! Let ’ s go ! Show me the way ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 If I ’ m not right about The Narrow Door , what on earth was Jesus Christ talking about ? Where is this narrow door that he wants us to find ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 If you truly want to do as Jesus Christ said to do , then you will want to enter through that narrow door , won ’ t you ? He said to enter through it so we should if we Believe in him right ? I ’ m in . Anyone got directions ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER nothing but a headach so far ! Maybe a phone call later today might work . #frustrated", "context": ["@USER why ? Loyal 4 - line customer 15 + yrs and cant get phone deals like new customers ? #hurts #maybeGottaSwitch #loyaltyNot", "@USER @USER Your loyalty is valued . Let's take a look at what options we have for you . Send over a DM * AlexSemsch"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER SOME people actn like it was a landslide , N reality we R fed up w / him as they r w / us truly DIVIDED nation #nevermyPOTUS", "context": ["I'm speechless ... I hope that healing can begin ... But what a sad sad day ...", "@USER I am in such shock that THIS is what people have chosen . HOW can someone with no political background be the US president"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awful . So many emotions . I had to pause it a couple of times .", "context": ["Just when I was feeling better The concession speech 💔", "@USER I couldn't even watch it all the way through . Too many emotions . 😢"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It may not seem like it but you will heal , but you will and have never lost anyone you've been close to or loved for they are with you in every thought and chat you have about them .. your a #strong woman who has the of her daughter to give you strength & from those who care x", "context": ["@USER heya .. silly question but how you holding up today ?", "@USER Dunno really still shocked not sunk in yet . .. glad to have spoken with my nephew's now our contact was the house now burnt so we're all on WhatsApp now just relieved to have spoken all three of us me my two nephew's it felt not so lonely"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Come on ! We're talking about security updates for your new flagships and you don't have a clue ? I won't buy .", "context": ["@USER I'm interested in the Moto X Play or Style . Will there be monthly seccurity updates for these devices ?", "@USER Hello , we have no information on this yet , but we'll keep fans posted on the availability of future software updates ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you so much ! The Lord is doing just as He said and is pouring tremendous blessing and encouragement out to me . #grateful", "context": ["May the Lord bless you and pour out His marvelous favor on all of us this week and beyond ! #God is good all the tim … ", "@USER I pray the same for you , brother , in the Mighty Name of CHRIST JESUS ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Today was a MASSIVE step forward learning about and PSF integration and a whole WOW moment for me ! !", "context": ["\" I wish someone had told me that teaching would be about learning - MY learning ... \" @USER in @USER ' s ' What they didn't teach me on my PGCE ' : ", "@USER @USER @USER I honestly think everyone learns everyday in a school - from visitor to pupil and everyone in between"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s done it again ! Pres . Trump outfoxes the Dems !", "context": ["Sohrab Ahmari , New York Post “ The Trump Campaign raised $ 10 million in the two days following the impeachment ( Scam ) vote . It seems the Democrats have shot themselves in the foot in one more way . They set up a process they know is not going to lead to the Presidents removal , & ...", "... it ’ s alienating independents . This President is being persecuted over three years with one investigation after another , and that really plays to his base . ” @USER @USER Their partisan Witch Hunt is hurting our Country do badly , & only bringing more division than ever !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER no ... scrap that . Now we are being told no gift card because we used @USER to join . Taking our $ $ $ elsewhere", "context": ["We pay $ $ $ every month 4 private health & @USER can't give us a gift card coz we joined 8d ays early ( no start date in your T & Cs )", "@USER We just got a call back and are apparently being posted a gift card as we were going to cancel our membership ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Kindness is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Merry Christmas enjoy ur holidays peace n joy , ty 4 always including me 💜 🌟 🕊 ", "@USER @USER @USER When we have #peace in our #hearts and minds we draw #peace into our lives "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What Jokes ? Spare The Rod , Spoil The Child . It Comes From The Bible That These ", "context": ["Spare The Rod , Spoil The Child . Gee , I Wonder Where That Came From ? ( sarcasm ) ", "@USER @USER @USER No jokes Joe . This is where all things started to go wrong"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER no news yet #angry #computersaysno where is my delivery ? Walked the streets and nowhere to be see . Rubbish service !", "context": ["Jason at Radlett @USER has mis-delivered . Diabetic dog needs food NOW . Where is it ? Photo was not my house . URGENT HELP NEEDED !", "@USER Could you DM us the parcel number and we'll get that looked into . [ Alison ]"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Good Morning Jon 😊 very kind words to wake up to . Thank You , but you are the #VeryAmazingGuy . I have watched your career #blossom in these past couple of years & you are so #strong . With great help from the & of your family , friends & fans ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️", "context": ["This was an amazing night ! ! Thank you @USER for having me . The band and everyone were amazing xxxx It was SOLD OUT and the audience even gave me a standing ovation xxxx Love you guys XX #warnerhotels ", "@USER @USER Love that song . #FabulousVoice . Fully deserving of your standing ovation . 👏 👏 👏 You must have felt after that performance . . So pleased for you Jon 💖 💖"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hate her for all you want but why don't you recognize she's so RARE 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ and we don't CARE what you think 😎 #selenator", "context": ["EIGHT DAYS TIL RARE 💖 getting so excited ! ! And thank you for #SelenaIsRare 🥰", "@USER Stream yummy for more than 8k sales queen 😍 love you "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I hate the spinning 🙊 #awful at least you have your man .", "context": ["Can only fall asleep like that with someone next to me ... or if I'm beyond drunk . Balances out my sleep struggs . ", "@USER hahah , it does help when I have John lay next to me when I try and go to sleep early for work at 7am . Drunk helps too ! Lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you looking for some attention . Instead of being a d #ck buy a Puppy dog Q", "context": ["Good morning to everyone especially @USER who received a huge roaring standing ovation at the national championship football game , yesterday . Fake News can ’ t hide how much President Trump is loved all around our country .", "@USER @USER You realize they announced the president and the troops in the same breath because they knew our Troops wouldn ’ t be booed , right ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is the truth but I can't like it because it is and #notgood and also #bad", "context": ["@USER Mase seems to be reliving that Florida game twice a week this season . My goodness the numbers are putrid ! ! #barf", "@USER Both guys have been bad . Every game sees 1 bad goal against . Every mistake ends up in the net ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great to have such a motivated team leading our acute medicine emergency pathway", "context": ["Very exciting times , lots of new processes and systems to support Patient quality experience @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Saw it all yesterday Debbie - excited to see in action with our patients benefitting and staff enjoying"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Out there to show some love and respect to these special kids ❤ ️ they are gods gift .. We have to take utmost care for these kids ❤ ️ do some little adjustments in life and move on with positivity ❤ ️ #human #travel #traveldiaries", "context": ["We all love travelling .. But i love a little more , cuz you get to meet and talk with alot of fellow passengers and spread love .. Today i met a kid with autism and his grandfather who takes ultimate care for the kid .. Our fellow passenger had this wimdow seat and the grandfather ", "Requested this seat for the kid so that he'll be calm and focused on the scenic view but then this 60 year old fellow passenger didn't even adjust a bit , he behaved inhumane 😔 i just wokeup from my sleep and gave my window seat for the beautiful kid ❤ ️ i request you everyone"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER AaayOOHHH ! ! ! #Brokahontas aka li ’ l #felon , aka #IMPOTUS45 Thanks for reminding us all about Jr . and Sr . being total a $ $ holes .", "context": ["If @USER can ’ t take the heat she should get out of the teepee ! ", "@USER @USER Look at the snowflakes you triggered lmao I love it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The way I read that statistic : 33 % of Mainland Chinese are cur ", "context": ["@USER They 1st beat the dogs tp \" tenderize \" the meat , then they boil them alive - & you're more worried about generalizations ? GOOGLE", "@USER ' They ' again ? ? 67 % of Mainland Chinese residents oppose the consumption of dog meat in any form . Google that poll ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was going to throw in a #NeverForget in response to @USER ' s original tweet , but CLEARLY people forgot .", "context": ["78 Years Ago Today the Nazis Launched Their Campaign of Terror Against Jews ", "@USER so far trumps rhetoric & style are no different to Hitler's : demonize minorities & immigrants , promise a return to prosperity"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes .. I've had one in mint and orange ! I'd go to classes to learn ! #socute #responsibleparent", "context": ["@USER I definitely want a British Gas penguin off the advert !", "@USER We'd love to send you one Janette but have you ever looked after a penguin before ? ^ Nick"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Plus her hair and makeup didn ’ t show . #newmom", "context": ["It ’ s a girl ! Seminane , one of the gorillas in Virunga National Park in the Democratic Republic of the Congo , has given birth to her first child ... a baby girl . The gorilla population in Virunga has been decimated due to war , poaching , and terorrism , but is slowly rebuilding ! ", "2 . Folks I know she doesn ’ t look happy but she just gave birth , god only knows where the dad is , and she ’ s tired . Give her a break . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sending Blessings and big hugs to all you wonderful friends 💜 #Blessed #TmKindness ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Sending Blessings 🙏 my lovely #friends #TmKindness ❤ Happy Tuesday dear Nena 💐 and Everyone 🌺 ❤ ", "@USER @USER @USER Sending Blessings and big hugs to all you wonderful friends 💜 #Blessed #TmKindness "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER turns out I want reading the error message correctly .", "context": ["When using #vagrant for developing locally , how long do you wait for the files to sync ?", "@USER It is instant for me , it is dependent on the FS mount type . have had it not sync at all with older versions , #VBoxGuestAdditions !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #Election2016 huh .. WELL WHY NOT ! ! ! ? ? ? Rules are Rules .. especially this #Election2016 with everything going on ... #frustrated", "context": ["#ElectionDay funny ... not funny ! ! Walked up made sure not Soro machine ✅ . Paper ballot please ✅ NO PAPER BALLOTS 😠 ... NO ID CHECK 😠 😠 C'mon", "@USER #Election2016 man behind me gave attitude when I asked : no ID check ? ? ? . lady chuckled man behind me said : WE DONT DO THAT HERE 🤔"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Only the hockey men in the game could possibly figure out overpaying chiasson , smith , granlund , Buying out sekera , missing out on countless well priced FA ’ s and deciding another rebuild and sit on your hand is the strategy . All for the price of 5 million . #Deep", "context": ["It also disgusts me how eagerly some Oiler fans will lick water from the toes of management . Well trained puppies , you are .", "@USER You're calling for Hollands head after 40 games . How long till Tippett hits your chopping block ? What disgusts me is people who comment about things they dont understand . Give the new Holland / Tippett duo 5 min b4 u run them out of town . #plug #whiteknight #Oilers"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So Go and watch #Chhapaak movie So that we might start respecting their courage and strength to live . ❤ #ChhapaakReview #power", "context": ["I thinking we should support Chapaak movie not becoz it just a movie becoz it has a story of #laxmi n many more ladies who have been suffering this pain of ignorance . I have just watched a video in which deepika and many survivors are going to market and doing normal thing / 1", "As we do .. But the reactions and emotions we are showing to those ladies are just disheartening . They have also a right to roam around markets , gardens and talking people just as we do . So plz show some love and kindness to those who want to live a normal n Happy life . / 2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I don't want it to be . I'm surprised by my FB feed n the # of people supporting T . current govt ineptitude pushed it 2 this", "context": ["The anger , hatred and ignorance from many Trump supporters is beyond explanation . They do not represent this great … ", "@USER @USER unfortunately these tools represent a large swath of USA ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "[ RT PLZ ] #DENIM mini skirts for #LADIES #WOMAN 💰 : SGD $ 10 each ✨ 1st pic - size M ( measurement : Waist - 41cm , Length - 74cm , Hip - 91.5 cm ) 2nd pic - size L ( measurement : Waist - 70cm , Length 39-44 cm , Hip : 86cm ) ", "context": ["[ RT PLZ ] #IORA office wear top for #LADIES #WOMAN 💰 : SGD $ 20 each ! $ 38 for both ✨ pink : size L and green : size M ", "[ RT PLZ ] #DENIM midi skirt for #LADIES #WOMAN 💰 : SGD $ 12 ✨ size M ( measurement : W - 68cm L - 74cm H - 93.4 cm ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And typically the Brexiteers are angry and will try to block as this would give us benefits they no l ", "context": ["Count me in now , where do I sign up ? 🇪 🇺 \" Britons could pay for EU citizenship after Brexit , says top negotiator \" ", "@USER @USER Would be great if it ever came to fruition"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You're right 😂 I'm from MA and have heard many people say they're going up to NH to vote Hillary", "context": ["#Hillary will take an early lead tomorrow , until Republicans get out of work . Then it's all #Trump ( satire people ) .. #Election2016", "@USER nah , brah . You're forgetting about all the illegal aliens taking Americans jobs . They'll be coming out to vote and vote again"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We did indeed 💙 🙌 of every single one of them girls .", "context": ["⚽ ️ MATCH DAY ⚽ ️ It ’ s Finally here 👍 1st match of 2020 @USER vs @USER in 3rd round of the @USER 🤞 🤞 ‍ ️ on making club history this afternoon . Just take that winning mentality onto the pitch and do what you best . #coyb #itfc ", "@USER @USER @USER Not sure I 100 % want to see you win , what with being a Pompey boy . But hope it's a good game and you do yourselves proud"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER * * NOTE : Admittedly , I'm not a big \" #sunglasses wearer . \" . . . But when I DO wear them , I to be \" #instyle \" and #fashionable . Might as well go with , lol . I think it's safe to say this completes my . 😉", "context": [". . . It's good to be Queen , isn't it , @USER ? * * NOTE : Three @USER fragrances , #MichaelKors lotion and an \" MK \" #dust cover have been purchased in addition to what you see here . . . . But these #three items made \" the cut . \" 😹 😹 Full wishlist : ", "@USER @USER @USER . . . #Special #shoutout to my Dad for these he purchased for me that arrived . This makes my second pair of that came with case and polishing cloth . 🕶 ️ 💋 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 🙏 I believe @USER is a Saint I like the work he does for a peaceful society", "context": ["I don't quote religion I believe all 7.7 billion human seek unbounded happiness Every moment of one's life goes in seeking happiness Most believe money can buy happiness , i believe money is cause of sorrow I also believe happiness that one seeks in world , lives inside one's heart ", "@USER I can agree with you more . Your last line put paid to the fact that @USER #InnerEngineering is good . I've not explored it yet though , bt , the little I've read on it is gladdening . I'll love to read more of your inspirational thoughts on this ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "... truly inspiring and you ’ re doing a great job man . I know there ’ s isn ’ t a likely chance you ’ ll see this , but by the offhand that you ’ re having a really crummy day I hope this could be a small light in the darkness . Is it Thursday yet ? #Criticalrole #Critters", "context": ["@USER Hey Matt ! I just wanted to take this opportunity to say how grateful and proud I am of you for making the new book . I know it ’ s been receiving a lot of mixed reviews because it may not be what some people wanted , yet The amount of emotion , effort , love and ...", "... Care you put into this series is overwhelming . I know you ’ ve been through a lot in the past couple of years both very good and equally as bad . Just from one insecure nerd to the next , the fact that you were able to rise up against all odds for something you love is ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is why I have so much , and #respect for the #cast and who put this series together . 🌀 ✌ 🏽 ️ 💖", "context": ["@USER hits my feels so hard . #MarineBrother 8years active , 2 of those years spent in #Afghanistan and #Iraq . Many other countries ,", "@USER on top of that . #Cameroon , #Africa ; more that I will not repeat due to there was many different #bases . He LOVES this show ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ ve got an even better / easier 💡 , have Ss form a line behind the 🎤 and say their name , school , and sport before they go shake hands with the board members ! 😂 #nopreponhispart #problemsolved #iamaproblemsolver", "context": ["@USER @USER Academic Allstate recognitions is quite an honor . I think Ss who came to accept it should get their names read . They deserve it . Just over 20 of them came . Wouldn ’ t have taken that long ... just sayin ’ This Pirate ’ s my fave ! 👏 🏽 👍 🏽 🎾 ", "@USER @USER We will discuss that . This is his first gig doing this and I believe he was unsure who was actually in attendance . We have read names in the past and when half of them are not in attendance it makes it kind of weird . But let ’ s see if we can figure that out ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER nope no message whatsoever , phones not even recognising the cable inserted .", "context": ["@USER your iphone 5 cables are nothing short of a disgrace . 2 weeks old and it's not working , i don't deserve this . extremely angry !", "@USER It should last longer than that , Andy . Let's have this sorted out right away . Are you getting any error message on your phone ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER knows she is loved - #loved so very much . You have only one Mum , tell her every day you love her . Let nothing go unsaid . Xx", "context": ["Thanks to all my lovely twitter followers for the continuing support re #mum being in hospital . She's still there and at the moment it's", "@USER not looking good re . A return to her home , but all I can do is take her sneaky bites of salmon and ginger pop and make sure she"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Haha ! Thanks ! I appreciate your daughter ! She ’ s a good role mod for mine !", "context": ["It ’ s a full moon and things got a little funky in our house , tensions are high all over , so let ’ s play the appreciation game : I appreciate my strong daughters for waking up positive after a rough night , they teach me a lot . Your turn , tweet me ! #Iappreciate", "@USER I also appreciate your daughters , they are freaking adorable !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Certainly the McCoy signing and his injury took some wind out of his sails , but he ’ s when healthy .", "context": ["Damien Williams L5 non-injury games : 14 touches , 128 yds , 1 TD 24 t , 109 y , 0 TD 19 t , 92 y , 1 TD 16 t , 154 y , 2 TD 14 t , 68 y , 3 TD Avg : 17.4 t , 110 y , 1.4 TD", "@USER Doing enough to make him grossly overly drafted again next season ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I did . They blamed it on CenturyLink billing . It isn't . They are blocking out certain games . #frustrated", "context": ["Thanks @USER and @USER for screwing up my programming so I miss Steph Curry's 3 point record . #DubNation #expensivewasteofmoney", "@USER I'm sorry to hear that your Directv programming wasn't working well . Please call Directv repair to get it fixed . - Nicole"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ok thank you , I was told it would be open by then , I shall keep a look out :) #coyotes", "context": ["@USER Hi do you have any booths I can book for sat 26th nov please ?", "@USER we haven't ( yet ) announced the opening date so at this time we are unable to take any booking requests . #CoyoteUglyCardiff"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thats an excellent point Terry ... i guess we live with the inmediate and chose not to suffer for those to come ...", "context": ["It is easy to go back to business as usual , which makes sense I guess . Who wants to live in pain and negativity . But what about our children", "our grandchildren , and what about the children of complete strangers . Will you be able to say , \" I did everything I could ? \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\" What is Essential Is Invisible to the Eye \" our parents fill us with #care #respect and #support :)", "context": ["I've been through a lot of challenges and problem , the reason why I'm still standing and fighting are my parents . They accept me together with my sexuality , I feel so bless and lucky for having them as my parents they treated me as a girl , that's why I grew up with so much love", "and respect , they teach me a lot of things most specially about how important life is , they made me strong so that no matter what happens I can stand up once I fall and once I fail . We must embrace everything we have right now , because according to the story of a \" Little Prince"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER he just told his opponent to suck his b * * ls-answer that please it's unbelievable there are so many cheerleaders for him", "context": ["further indication of the disintegration of decent society - press conference with conor mcgregor a disgrace ali would turn in his grave", "@USER pretty sure it's staged so people tweet and share it to generate audience etc . McGregor's actually a decent bloke"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER VERY true ! Jesus is the model of unconditional love , our inspiration , motivation to Him & love others the same way .", "context": ["@USER @USER I'm all over that . Intention carries the idea of thought , purpose and love .", "@USER Maybe the randomness idea came from not requiring anything in return ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yours is hate speech too #SayNoToSocialMediaBill FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION IS A", "context": ["😳 The strangest thing just happened . As I was going through old tweets and commenting , the tweets were being deleted . I have come across a lot of tweets about me people have deleted but this is the first time i have experienced tweets being deleted while i was going through them ", "Those who sought our voices now attack us while those who attacked us now seek for our voices @USER "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I agree ! Many opportunities for thought provoking experiences and much open-ended questions or circumstances that stimulates . #reggioinspired #provocations . 🙌 🏻", "context": ["Happy weekend ! Time for q4 . Be sure to write q4 and #OpalSchoolBookClub in your response so we can all learn with you . ", "@USER I ’ m not sure that I do , but in working with @USER I am learning to give students provocations instead of directions , and to give them time to play . Giving open-ended questions also encourages them tone creative rather than looking for a quick answer . Q4 #OpalSchoolBookClub"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER . I remember hearing that he was gonna do this and thinking to myself \" how the HELL is that going to work ? \" Neil MADE it work #RIPNeilPeart #Rush", "context": ["So sorry to hear this news on Neil Peart . Rush was a big part of the formative teenage years while growing up in Scarborough , Ont . IIRC , Rush played the first high school dance I attended at Woburn C . I . in the early 1970s : ", "Neil did the Hockey Theme for us at @USER back in the day . Condolences to his family and his many fans : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day Ten of three hundred and sixty five . County lines : Call to review ' criminal abuse ' of pay-as-you-go phones @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day Ten of three hundred and sixty five . UK ban on US chlorinated chicken ' to continue after Brexit ' @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day Ten of three hundred and sixty five . Harry and Meghan returns to Canada as Queen seeks solution @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Y'all need to be able to see my likes , so you make sure you get the content", "context": ["Rite . Unfortunately they will never do it or keep you at latest tweets or let us unsee others like . To continue to think you have a say so is fool's gold . ", "@USER Gotdammit if did away with showing me all the likes everybody has of other schmucks , it would be a huge development ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER … If you want to know what's going on with your customers--that is , what's working for them , and what isn't--listen to your employees . 2/2 #management", "context": ["@USER @USER I am not sure I agree with you ?", "@USER @USER Then please allow me to elaborate : \" Maintaining your business \" presumably means selling whatever it is that you sell . The people closest to those you sell to ( aka , your customers ) are likely to be your employees , not you . So ... 1/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think I just wet myself laughing at that ! 😂 #Heineken", "context": ["OH . MY . GOD . IS THIS A REAL THING ? 🤣 🤣 🤣 ", "@USER Yup ! Apparently it was done by Conor McIntyre ( brand manager at Heineken ) and his team . It's rather glorious isn't it ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#difference , #witness #life - moments , be a part of life-saving and for a better world . Come , join us in the noble cause of helping others , and , so there is and all around .", "context": ["Join us to be a part of ‘ #People for #World ! ’ are in our of this world a better place for every living being . In 2019 , many joined us and helped us and ", "#dedicatedly in our many #campaigns #including , , and also the in our hospital . As our work spreads in more directions , we need more help . also helps you in many ways – you get to make a"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER , yeah , stop obsessing about the future of America ! Rude of u to want to KEEP America great ! @USER @USER", "context": ["Because he created a shitstorm for no reason . And people have been voting all week . And how do you sleep supporti … ", "@USER I can't wait until Tuesday when you get back to being sarcastic and funny on Twitter . You are obsessing dude ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER to have such a #timely response . This looks like the start to a #friendship . 😀", "context": ["@USER I'm pleased to receive one of our #holiday gifts but what is the deal with this #packaging ? For a gift card ? Let's do in 2020 please . ", "@USER We're always looking to improve . Your comments and suggestions will help us improve our shopping experience and offer better service to our customers . Let us know if you have any questions or concerns . We're here to help ! ^ SN"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "donating to his surgery by visiting or or Venmo @USER - 1 . Every dollar counts ! 💔 RETWEET 💔 #amaanimalrescue #teamama #rescue", "context": ["Remember Tank the sweet yorkie who was thrown from a third story window ? While recovering from his injuries , his foster noticed that Tank was having trouble eating . She immediately took him to the vet who examined his mouth . In addition ", "his spinal injuries , Tank has extensive dental disease and has a bad infection in his mouth . Tank needs to undergo an extensive dental surgery with multiple teeth that need to be pulled out . Please support Tank by"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER troll someone else - not interested in what you're selling #hate", "context": ["Bill Maher surrenders to President-Elect Trump , calls out #NotMyPresident protesters : ", "@USER sorry #BillMaher love you but #notmypresident I will not support anyone endorsed by the KKK or American Nazis"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "4 . And now , don't know what happened to her , after that . And now my Instinct is like , dur re bhai , duur re uss see 😂 🤪 Haha 😂 . This is how , ur Love & Like , works . #instinct #openmic #college", "context": ["How your LIKE & your LOVE works : * Love * 1 . In my college break time , I got a call from other college . 2.They had an Openmic . He invited me , gave a slot . 3.Which I love to do . 4 . In my 2nd lec , I started preparing my set . 5 . I was excited AF ! ! , for that event . Because , I LOVEDit", "* Like * 1 . I had a crush on a girl . Just wanted a Good Deep talk / Thoughts sharing , with her . Because , my instinct told me . 2 . I confessed her about it . 3.Was lil nervous . ... ⬇ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great start to the year and increasing and quite a #choice for your customers", "context": ["Back to it tomorrow . Start of a big year for Genius ... new Schirmer Machining Center arriving , increasing product lines and colours , Creating / Strengthening partnerships with customers and suppliers . We ’ re raring to go ! ! #Partnerships #2020NewYear ", "@USER We are back at it tomorrow too ! ! First thing out of the door is 26 @USER frames courtesy of your good selves ! ! Let ’ s hope that 2020 is even better for us both than 2019 was ( and to be honest , that was a pretty good year ! ! ) #partnerships #Choice"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lol which one are you #Joe or Nat I didn ’ t expect that from you 😂", "context": ["I knew I could find anything when a guy I was dating went on vacation for Spring Break and I spotted him from a video of a huge group of people on a beach .. Promise it looked like this 😭 ", "@USER Girl 🙇 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ . I have a problem . He was telling me about his day and I had to act like I knew nothing 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thse cool parents always get sued when kids leaves one of their cool parent parties and dies on the highway .", "context": ["Parents who let their 18 year old , and her 18 year old friends , drink alcohol at their house , piss me off . These parents who try to be the * cool parents * , are freaking IDIOTS !", "@USER When I got older I realized the cool parents were never the good parents ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER As tweeted before , the Western world has been looking at the Chinese Characteristics with a seriously biased Western-centric mind-set & view , therefore seriously underestimating its potential & power , of both & # bad part of the Chinese Characteristics , even today", "context": ["In that sense , his teeth has never been cut in terms of as the president of 🇺 🇸 & commander in chief : not because he is not aware of his #weaknesses , It ’ s about his pursuit of his own ideology . CCP should hv taken over Taiwan during Obama ’ s presidency , & Xi must hv regretted it 😂 ", "Now with @USER likely 2 be re elected , & more importantly HK 🔥 , xinjiang , & Taiwan election , the world starts understanding the authoritarian nature of Beijing ’ s communist regime much better than ever before , & Beijing May hv lost its opportunity of taking over 🇹 🇼"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER still not resolved . #refund may be the next step . Terrible service . Waiting for my autoreply asking me to DM . Smdh .", "context": ["Srvc tech cancelled bc yard had too many treatmts . @USER keeps spraying v aerate , burning my lawn . Frustrated , disappointed , #notworthit", "@USER Hi Dustin , would you mind DMing us your contact information so we can look into this ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Diolch am y geiriau caredig Iola , mae myfyrwyr brwdfrydig yn gwneud gwaith darlithydd yn haws , falch iawn o dy lwyddiant . / / A student with enthusiasm and the willingness to learn & make a difference is a pleasure to have in class , students inspire lecturers too #RNLD", "context": ["Celebrating #YearOfTheNurse #Nurses2020 #NursingNow by finding out a bit more about our amazing MH & LD Nurses . Q1 . The lecturer who inspired / inspires you the most during your training / undergraduate programme and why ? Please share .", "@USER @USER would always support me . She has inspired me to take some chances to gain more experience by volunteering abroad and have a placement in West Wales where I'm now working . Diolch Ruth"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Here are the icons of the lucky winners ! ✨ Insta : @USER / ortho.doux @USER Twitter : @USER #art #drawing #illustration ", "context": ["✨ ICON RAFFLE TIME ! ✨ You can win an icon like this of you , your favorite character or OC in this style ! - like , follow and retweet to enter ✨ 2 random winners will be chosen on Dec 25 ! Best of luck and happy holidays ! 💓 ", "✨ THE RESULTS ARE IN ✨ Congrats to the winners ! ! @USER & @USER Please DM and I will start working on your prize ASAP ! Thank you to everyone that participated and worry not cause I may do another raffle soon enough ! 👀 Meanwhile enjoy the holidays ! ! ♥ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Image : #Wildfire near Lake Echo , #Australia Credits : @USER / ", "context": ["Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : The #Shiveluch in , Credits : @USER / @USER ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : Two beautiful views of a Raikoke #Volcano ash , Kuril Islands , Sea of , Credits : @USER / "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm not ; it's been on prep for nearly half an hour . I wanted it for lunch - tea time is a little late ...", "context": ["@USER - I ordered food 25 mins ago and it's not even passed prep yet ... long gone are the days of half an hour delivery !", "@USER Sorry about that , we're sure they'll be with you asap !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May we ALL have the courage to overcome ALL the wickedness the world represents . May we ALL have the courage to never be of this world , but to be of #Christ #Jesus by making the decision to take on His heart ... His HEART of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER", "context": ["#TuesdayMotivation The world wants peace , but rejects the Prince of Peace . The world wants love , but rejects the Author of Love . The world wants life , but rejects the One Who gave His to save theirs . The world desperately wants Jesus , but they ’ re too busy rejecting Him ", "@USER @USER @USER ☦ ️ 🌹 🕯 ️ ✝ ️ These things I have spoken to you , so that in Me you may have peace . In the world you have tribulation , but take courage ; I have overcome the world . John 16:33 🎆 ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER As good as I expected . It ’ s multi part so we ’ ll follow the students again next week . Great to see RAF Valley . I must put a visit on my bucket list to go and watch the Mach Loop flying 😎 #TopGun 👍", "context": ["I ’ m guessing this is going to be a bloody good watch @USER ? ", "@USER It's worth watching Mark , but it's unfortunately a little stale in parts . Let me know what you think - I'm interested as I consulted into it in a small way ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER He grabbed them by the pussies and they LET him because he's famous . Looking a lot like 1920s Europe again . #scared", "context": ["For the second time this year I'm in a state of mourning , and as with Brexit I'm mourning … ", "@USER me too . I'm so shocked at how this cretin could have won ! xx"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Sir it's been quite intimidating to this man . I am ever grateful for your #Support for our #GardenTownByTheSea no offence to CUBE personally @USER informed I cannot comment on sensitive intelligence 👍 but I only have our #Tourism & at heart 💜 👍", "context": ["The #Difference our #Local #Council makes to our indeed ! Thankyou preservation of our image ", "@USER Maybe the local community let's The Cube know what they think .. 🤔 🤔"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I grew up in Crowborough . It ’ s an amazing town with amazing people , it ’ s own amazing microclimate , amazing countryside and it ’ s own amazing wildlife . #CrowboroughGiraffes", "context": ["There ’ s a beautiful #WolfMoon rising over Crowborough , East Sussex this evening . Nature ’ s majesty never fails to amaze me . ", "@USER @USER @USER This is not true , guys ! There are no ' wild ' giraffes in the UK"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER and he not steady nuff for beating dog so his option is v limited #bitofarebel", "context": ["DaddyJ went gility comp today ; which is to say he didn't do gility at all which made humummy mad ; he just wanted to snif , sniff , sniffff bah", "@USER Oh dear perhaps he should be out workin instead"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Imagine having to go to work and you're standing in the sun in traditional Chinese garb and nobody cares . :/ lol", "context": ["Sometimes it's hard out here for an ethnic Disney Doll . ", "@USER Sometimes ? I always worry for Mulan when I go to Disney , I feel like she's just standing there with no attention ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Amen ! I'll definitely let you know . The release should be 6-12 months from now . Glad you're open to the possibility .", "context": ["@USER A publisher wants to publish my biography on Rev . Clay Evans ! I finally have a great idea for your show . It only took me 3 years :)", "@USER Great things sometimes take time ... It's all good ! Let me know !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And you say there is a \" teacher moral \" problem ! ? WOW , #Shocker you don't say ! ? ", "context": ["Make up to 100k at Taco Bell as a general Manager , no college . Or get a masters , 8yrs of college to pay back to be a teacher ( daycare provider ) and make under 70k ! Meanwhile Fargo schools debates a 2 % wage increase with continually deteriorating benefits ! ?", "Maybe they're supposed to just be happy to have a job , right ? That's all that matters , go to work , be happy by telling yourself you make a difference . It'll make you feel better , since compensating the teachers seems to be a problem ! ? #NDPOL @USER "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Very simply put the of #CHRIST #JESUS is the last going forward for us ALL today !", "context": ["May it come to be the Word of Our Lord , Our #God is alive today by all of us making the decision to take on His sincere heart ... His HEART of eternal for all ! Ezekiel 36:26 #INTERCESSION", "@USER Yes . No matter what we are going through his unfailing love is here for us ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER imagine many famous jewelry designers you turned down 2 wear necklace ❤ ️ #commitment", "context": ["#stayedtuned .. my jewelry last night was made by the mothers of children with cancer at Korlebu hospital in Accra Ghana @USER", "@USER @USER It was spectacular . Are we able to purchase any ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER true . Then the Clippers are the better team ?", "context": ["Perfect for tonight's #Spurs v LAC game ! Ex-Spur Brent Barry pegs Clippers , not Spurs , as 2nd best team in West ", "@USER @USER furthermore Spurs just played in Utah last night , those missed shots signaled tired legs to me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER happened 3 times in a row for me , actually ... for #HRC that it was that poorly managed ..", "context": ["#DNC2016 #DNC - this may seem small , but next time , when you promise a supporter a sticker after they donate SEND THEM A STICKER ! Seriously .", "@USER I hear you dude . Clearly they had problems with follow through ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ain ’ t hating the player bro I ’ m hating on the game 😂 😂 😂 you really ain ’ t make no sense & blew up . #goals", "context": ["This nigga talked in circles & got all these retweets 😭 y ’ all are crackheads ", "@USER GIA YOU TRYIN ME RN WOWW ! ! ! I thought we was cool"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER at least you have your own hashtag now #lucky #BlinkGirlBlewIt", "context": ["I'm getting bullied on FB because I blinked in LU's mannequin challenge :-)", "THIS VIDEO HAS 500,000 VIEWS AND I BLINKED IN IT AND PEOPLE ON FB ARE BULLYING ME ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very simply put the of #CHRIST #JESUS is the last #HOPE going forward for us ALL today ! Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["#TuesdayMotivation The world wants peace , but rejects the Prince of Peace . The world wants love , but rejects the Author of Love . The world wants life , but rejects the One Who gave His to save theirs . The world desperately wants Jesus , but they ’ re too busy rejecting Him ", "@USER @USER @USER 🎆 🌠 🌟 🙏 🏾 \" Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts . \" Colossians 3:15 ️ ️ YSNH"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I #pray we ALL begin to seek Our Lord , Our #God's heart with genuine sincerity one day soon for time may be running very very short at this point ! #Prayer Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["If any of you lacks wisdom , you should ask God , who gives generously to all without finding fault , and it will be given to you James 1:5 ", "@USER @USER @USER 🙏 📖 🔥 Seek the Lord Wholeheartedly ... you will Find Him ! #Wisdom #GloryInHisPresence #Jesus "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER on phone w / a customer service supervisor right now . Been on hold for a very long time . #frustrated customer", "context": ["Cancelled @USER subscribe and save item months ago .. appeared back on acct w / out my permission . Now I have to wait for refund . @USER", "@USER I'm sorry for the trouble . Are you successfully unsubscribed to the item now ? Was the refund request confirmed for you ? ^ JW"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you brotha . We have to look out for ourselves in this world full of gold diggers", "context": ["@USER My hand are pretty attractive , anything for u", "@USER @USER @USER reddee eeleyyyyy asln ente badik l money tabaao bayanitttt "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh yes thats right , you live in the #future compared to us North Americans , lol 🤣 😂 👍 💯 Have a #GoodNight and 🙏", "context": ["For all the #InspectorGadget & #EDM #Fans out there , This one is for You ! ! Dat @USER @USER @USER Below 👇 💯 🎶 🤘 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , it was a busy day , it is now 23.30 and my eyelids are coming down ... Enjoy your day 🤗 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER what about the lady being stuck in her car , fearing for her life as rioters bust out the windows with small children ?", "context": ["Where are the concealed weapons permit holders at ? Police ? #2a #righttodefendyourself and private property ! #PortlandProtest", "@USER You can't shoot someone to defend property in Oregon . Only if they have actually entered your home . Liberal CCW holder here ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Tony The Tool ! ! ! Why are you here then ? #scared ", "context": ["Join me in Denver , Colorado tomorrow at 9:30 pm ! Tickets : ", "@USER I can't wait for you to lose and all of this to be over"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day Ten of three hundred and sixty five . Harry and Meghan returns to Canada as Queen seeks solution @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day Ten of three hundred and sixty five . UK ban on US chlorinated chicken ' to continue after Brexit ' @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day Ten of three hundred and sixty five . Harry and Meghan returns to Canada as Queen seeks solution @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER bloody awesome mate , thats why i follow you 👍", "context": ["It's Friday and I am 8 away from 1400 . #artshare time ! RT + like Post your art Comment and support artists Follow new people No NSFW Be kind", "@USER Names Kev and I draw and stuff . Thanks for the art share 👍 🏻 👍 🏻 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I mean without a doubt he has to be !", "context": ["Zeke Jones talks about how he thinks recruiting has changed and in some ways gotten harder with time and success .", "@USER Is Zeke the first HC to host a dual in a MLB stadium ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER my phone is a Nokia 8 so it may be an upgrade ...", "context": ["My phone is in for repair . I feel liberatingly bereft ...", "@USER Ive got a doughnut it you want it ;) ) ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 😵 Yes . It's ! I don't know if it's becoming a thing . But . I'm just saying - - I'm in sleepwear now . ( I was yesterday too ) . 😂 😂 😂", "context": ["If activewear was the fashion staple in the 2010s , does that mean sleepwear will dominate the 2020s ? Asking for a few million friends ... #art-unknown and adored #writerslife #WritingCommunity ", "@USER @USER @USER I mean , have you FELT the fabric in the sleepwear section lately ? It's a sensual addiction to the skin . Who among us should be expected to take that off to put on JEANS ? ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are very welcomed Sweet Mama Sue ☀ ️ , you are of my #RT-ers so I ’ am #Thankful to you 👌 ✨ 👍 💯 ", "context": ["#RT @USER : @USER @USER Do all day #FF 💯 💜 Special Mention / Recommendation to Amazing for her highest speed of #RT-ing 👌 💯 TY , TY 💯 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Danail ! I hope everyone had a wonderful day ! Wishing all a wonderful evening . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER call me back for starters ! absolutley discusting putting the phone on me ive been a vip customer for years aswel . #awful", "context": ["@USER fuming your call team have just put the phone down on me call back after qork 😡 😡 😡", "@USER We're really sorry to hear this has happened :( Can we help with anything from here ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think his DNA 🧬 goes WAY back , the blood is protected ... but I also think it ’ s “ good ” DNA . They cloned him to protect him , IMO of course . I ’ m just trying to piece a huge puzzle together . I also think Ivana is of very specific DNA , Melania too .", "context": ["Look to the Motorcade . Ambulance in front . Q couldn't make it more Perfectly Clear . Trump is a good man . A Knight of Honor ...", "@USER @USER I think the ambulance was to transport JA . Trump is from a Royal Bloodline - a good bloodline . Not an evil one . He is a Knight from the around Table ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Seen you on Sunday acting hard right enough", "context": ["Crazy to think after tonight I ’ ll no have a drink for 365days . @USER it ’ s been emotional see you in 2021", "@USER @USER Myself and @USER are swapping halfway Fridays for Pure Gym Fridays"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Cristal I ’ m very honored to be mentioned at the top of your #AwesomeList and wish you an day ! ", "context": ["A #ThankfulThursday #WriterLift ✍ ️ I'm thankful for all the wonderful people in my life . What are you thankful for ? @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm thankful for the grace of God , my family , and friends . What are you grateful for "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This trek attracted a sea of humanity , you just need to come down here we are just in large numbers muzukuru ( patriotic ) call it the most appropriate name .", "context": ["#Day3 #M7Trek #AfricaKwetuTrek with @USER From Nakaseke to Kiboga where we are Pitching Camp tonight after Approximately 15km of 2 Mountain Climbing Respectively . The Team that made it to either points With @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe this trek should have also attracted public holidays for people to kuwela . Otherwise abawagizi temwaweze"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Get my tank Dempsey skin before it's gone forever 😭 😭 😭 I hope you guys see my tweet please and thank you I still love the game tho #much", "context": ["@USER I just wasted 3 rewards trying to play call of duty zombies and it kept having issues with staying in the game I've been grinding too get the tank Dempsey skin I need 10 more puzzles and bomb some how the game kept glitching me out or something came up", "Gets me sad cause I'm a paying customer and I've been grinding to get this skin and with my work schedule it's hard to make time for I I'm 10 puzzles away what's going on Activision ? ? ? I hope you guys can fix this soon I know the season has 5 days and I would love to be able to"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Life is hard but this is it . Try not to feel bad . Just love yourself . Accept the differences among us .", "context": ["⚡ ️ #antibullyingweek I support you who get bullied because I surely know what's like . ❤ ️ ", "@USER I was bullied when I was a kid but many years later , now I'm doing alright with my life . Barely though ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sure . It's Bernie's fault . Not hers . W / $ 1.3 BILLION she still lost to a fascist .", "context": ["I think @USER bears a * LOT * of the responsibility for this ... His attempted takeover of the DNC killed us . ", "@USER @USER @USER this is bernies fault alot of the blame goes to him . Trump used bernies own words against her"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER My hope is Trump is going to do great things for our country & the \" fear \" u speak of will be unfounded #unify", "context": [". @USER I hope this video helps anyone who posted the meme comparing 9/11 & 11/9 see how disrespectful it is", "@USER ... recruit more terrorists . We do NOT want any more lives lost . I'm SO sorry if it seems disrespectful . Again , I lost lives 2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Honesty and corruption can only coexist until corruption rots all . So first corruption must go . Then yes #hope #pray 🙏", "context": [". @USER is the biggest middle finger America has shown the corrupt govt 🇺 🇸 Congrats Prez Trump 🇺 🇸 Remember you work for us now 😎", "@USER A lot of people don't see it that way . But the government is corrupt - always has been . Hopefully things change ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You deserve to be doing the work you're doing , and leading in the ways that you do - you've earned it . So to have you in our company !", "context": ["Tell me your #OneTeam Glowup . I'll start : #MyFirstOneTeam was week 7 at Twiter . Joined as an IC , as TPM for Civic Integrity . #OneTeam2020 I'm now leading * Consumer * Technical Program Management at Twitter , phenomenal team of 7 people ... and I'm Global Co-Lead of @USER 🤯 ", "{ Not too sure who needs to hear this today : but even in spite of this , I still feel like a fraud a lot of the time . The imposter syndrome is real , folks . Be kind to yourself and know that you deserve to be here . And when you forget , I'll be here to remind you . } #UntilWeAllBelong"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER is a science of sublimation to #God and happiness to grow must divide . There is no break of ties among those who each other in the of and in the of . The like souls magnify constantly sharing their and your gifts to all ", "context": ["@USER Good morning my dear friend have an awesome Friday keep safe blessings to you . Lovely photo thank you very much ", "@USER @USER Dear friend Derek , may you have a fantastic day and allways receive the #Divine #Blessings and healthy vibrations . #mother of all heads , up the of your and take away the , the uncertainties , the insecurities .. and in the bathe us with your ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Past , present and future . In one instant had done what was not done", "context": ["It was stormy . It was fierce . After a moment in awe , we went into an unquenched ferocity . First I devoured her there , against the wall , on the carpet . Within moments our frenzied hands tore away our underpants w / unapologetic fury & then w / one smooth motion of a dancer's lucidity", "The inviting altar of desire , passion & longing . Now as we claim each other , an ecstasy of carnal compatibility in our fusion . A symphony of sensuality in our strokes . She had gone aflame with matching uncontrollability . It was a heavenly union were our beings , earth & universe"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May the #HOPE of #God's heart be UPON us ALL and WITHIN us ALL without delay ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER", "context": ["@USER Beautiful ! The light of #Christ #Jesus truly does keep me going strong today , and perhaps forever and ever going forward ? #Depression", "@USER yes for me too , looking for that Blessed Hope :) !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 2mbits / s and my sky mini is constantly loosing signal despite a booster ! #awful #awful experience for £ 120 + a month !", "context": ["@USER sort my fibre broadband - 2mbit / s download when you advertise over 40 is poor .", "@USER Hi , apologies for the delay in getting back to you . What speed is your router connected at ? Message us bac … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER counted on him to support the republican nominee and maintain a strong united front", "context": ["Cut that out . He betrayed no one . He owes Trump nothing . He was re-elected by conservatives in Wisconsin . ", "@USER @USER @USER I live in WI and that is true . Ryan betrayed no one . Was making sure House would be retained"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hey with on board ... you are in for a deal now :D", "context": ["OK ... so this is disturbing on several levels but you gotta see this especially @USER a . k . a #DanLollar ", "@USER @USER Anyone from Tripoli is my hero . Tripoli , the role model for all of Lebanon ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 😂 does the World Land Bridge go over the Wall ?", "context": ["every single person that voted for him should be thrown in jail ", "@USER Strange times . Just drove by a Trump stand today . They had the flags with him looking like Rambo . Like wtf ? The idea of him as tough ? Imagine how soft you have to be to have a comb over and a fake tan ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You sure she wasn't seeing stars because of a stoning ? Most Islamic ", "context": ["Thanks for the love & the RT's of this piece . Planning with @USER @USER to do a charity print w … ", "We are made of stars . The Unity print is up for preorder tomorrow here @USER pr … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hey , the thread is ready and compiled . You can read the whole version here : #signlanguage #masonic #satanic", "context": ["They subvert our languages , word use , to influence us daily with evil , without ( most of ) us knowing it . Churchill made the Kabbalah / Satanic V sign popular , and the makers of #signlanguage use #masonic / #satanic symbols for everyday use . It's very sad to see . ", "The crossed-arms symbol of freemasonry , the occult X ( XXX , X-rated , X-mas , etc ) , means in #signlanguage . They couldn't invent something else ? Just freemasons at play . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We believe in a world with #NoInequality , and you can help make that possible . Please RT #UnderstandingAutism #TASCI ", "context": ["Many times , we seem to label people as autistic because of how we think people on the spectrum should look or act . We often forget that as a spectrum disorder , autism varies from person to person . #ShortThread #UnderstandingAutism #TASCI ", "One more thing we forget is that just labeling people doesn't help , instead increases society's stigma towards them . Here's how autism should be diagnosed , and how you can really help ! #UnderstandingAutism #TASCI #AutismAwareness "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hi It is Michelle in CA . such a #caring #MD A new year 2020 . in any field u wk & , So Nice , brings and a to all . As I tell my friends in .. I am both it is about making someone's day does includes all", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER What is this group about and why am I included ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , which is this group ? why am I in this ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "These comics provide such a sweet and devastating depiction of Palomar . @USER #Palomar #LoveandRockets #comicbooks ", "context": ["Tune in to Today's Episode 19 : Torturous in a pleasant way during which we extol the virtues of #LoveandRockets by @USER and @USER Is it the greatest comic of all time ? Definitively ? Yes . Find us on your fave #podcast platform or at ", "Love and Rockets is the most heartbreaking thing I've ever read ... in a really great , pleasant way . @USER #LoveandRockets #heartbreak #podcast "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ruined it for me . My boys asked to get off .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I was there in the late September 2015 and had a lovely day . ", "@USER @USER @USER When I went , there were alot of people there too ! and all the const … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you so much for sharing #Smart #Sleek #Smile Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life . Oscar Wilde ", "context": ["YO DA BEST #Followers FOLKS DID u know ? How FREAKING awesome u are . U the best FABRIC of circle in Part of my Life \" A blessings in disguise \" #LifeLessons #Mindset HONEST Relations just like \" WATER \" No Colour , No Shape , No Place STILL VERY IMPORTANT 4 \" LIFE \" ", "@USER Blue is the #color of the sky & sea . Often associated with #depth & #stability . It symbolizes trust , , , , , , truth & heaven . is considered beneficial to the mind & body . It slows and produces a calming effect "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Can't have that #Jackfrost spoiling our #natural #Phenomenal here @USER - thank you so much for all the wonderful photos Chris ...", "context": ["Fogged up lenses , cured 😀 @USER instant heating , lasted 3/4 hr sat on top of my lens . Boiled in water after use , ready to use again ... Disposable one's are too slow and not green .. Cogies Top Tip 😀 Wouldn't buy cheap one's incase they leak into the lens . ", "@USER @USER 😂 I've spoilt a few and missed the best bits when I've struggled with the cold . Some night's all the gear is frosty 🥺"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I have 2 b very #careful in order 2 prepare #candles 4 cases like this or any #intention w / all that involved . Intentions , , & watch this & candles is : ", "context": ["#custommade #customized #soybeans . : , , , hint of & When my calls 4 specific qualities 4 I have 2 clarify my intentions 4 them 2 ; , , & evoke ⬇ ️ ", "& #Healing #grievances . Earth as #element of , using , is a 2 a in t & are importantant & because have + > 1 . More on soon ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Linked lists , Stacks and Queues ... and loops and arrays . For sure ... having ! #WomenWhoCode", "context": ["Thank you @USER for your continued support . I made it to Barcelona ... my family and friends came through for me on the air ticket . Still running the money pool for tuition support . Here's my story the #TechTwitterPayItForward", "@USER Thanks for the update . I hope you ’ re having fun"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hilarious zinger ! This is one of my favorite #OneLiners . !", "context": ["Iran never won a war , but never lost a negotiation !", "@USER @USER @USER Ah one of the best and brightest of the Trump base has left his shift at the local Shell station to grace us with this bit of genius . I thank you , sir ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Mahalo the feelings are mutual were all in this together #Aloha #Kindness #Ohana", "context": ["Mahalo soulsista my hope is that anyone I connect with online or offline knows my prayers are with them always … ", "@USER @USER you're both fantastic people . It shows in everything you do . 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was wonderful ! Loved every minute and could watch it all over again . Did the trick 😉 #JojoRabbit", "context": ["At cinema for #JojoRabbit - really looking forward to seeing this but it ’ s got its work cut out after a very testing phone call with my Dad ( age 89 ! ! ) . Okay @USER work your magic 😉 🎟 🎬", "@USER @USER It ’ s WONDERFUL ! It ’ ll do the trick ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good on you Shane , you make us proud to be Australian #goodleader #excellentleader", "context": ["Huge boost for the team here at #NSWRFS State Ops , with a visit from our Australian Cricket Champions , Captain Tim Paine and Nathan Lyon . They've taken time out to visit some of firefighters and affected areas today . We were all a little ' bowled over ' really . Thanks fellas ", "@USER @USER Oh , and to all my mates who are cricket tragics , apologies but I couldn't resist a selfie with this outstanding leader . I guess you're a little jealous right now . #SorryNotSorry #NSWRFS "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER guess I just know how to smooth talk gate agents on other legacy carriers . 😉 #travel #travelskills", "context": ["Dear @USER explain policy ( other than $ greed ) for not allowing me to change to earlier flight with so many empty … ", "@USER I don't know of any airline that allows you to switch free as non-elite ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Why is it supposed to be 69 degrees on Saturday ?", "context": ["Why is it suppose to be 61 on Saturday .", "Why is it suppose to be 66 degrees on Saturday ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lol which one are you #Joe or Nat I didn ’ t expect that from you 😂", "context": ["I knew I could find anything when a guy I was dating went on vacation for Spring Break and I spotted him from a video of a huge group of people on a beach .. Promise it looked like this 😭 ", "@USER Girl 🙇 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ . I have a problem . He was telling me about his day and I had to act like I knew nothing 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER WOW ! That means alot to me ! You are an amazing person to support me ! Also it supports you if you win the giveaway !", "context": ["1 Pre-Order Digital Copy of Watch Dogs 2 Gold Edition . Click HERE : #WatchDogs2 #Watchdogs2giveaway #giveaway", "@USER And all done . I even signed up to twitch at last , just for you buddy ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I pray the light of #Christ #Jesus ' sincere heart comes upon your entire family . I pray the of #CHRIST guides your entire family in everything they do and say from today going forward ... Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["I will #pray for you , you pray for me . Matthew 18:19- 20 reads it's better with two or three . Pray our loved ones say YES to #Jesus and they will bend their knee . Pray they get honest and realize truth sets them free !", "@USER Please pray for my household .. strongholds that seem to never go away ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I fkn my lukesir and his musical tastes", "context": ["andddd we're slow to acknowledge the knots in our laces — — — #heart it racesssss ", "@USER Yo0o0o this has actually been my most listened to song recently 🤝"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Khanna Am huge fan of yours . Such a humble soul and a wonderful human being . Chef . Thanks for Appreciating #Asim 🙏 He is truly a very NICE Human Being Inside Out . #We love Asim Request Please Convey this to who is in this Show . 🏆", "context": ["Yesterday I posted a pic on my Insta Story of #AsimRiaz feeding me cake that how that moment moved me . Many people left extremely rude comments and questions . Here is why that moment was important for me to express . ", "When house mates are living in Bigg Boss for months without luxuries and when given a Michelin Star meal , it moved me that Asim fed me first . I ’ m not a part of any team , but we must honor a humbling moments in life . This gratitude is what defines us as human . 🙏 🏼"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Lolol that ’ s truly the only way to appropriately celebrate ... I ’ m 🤣 👊 🏼", "context": ["When @USER notices you for the 3rd time but first time in 2020 ahfhdhfhdfhdhhdhdhdh im shaking", "@USER @USER We were the two lucky ones who got replies tonight ! ! ! So happy for you ! Congrats 🥺 💖 💖 I ’ m still shaking too lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You better be shouting it from the Roof Tops Beckie ! ! Once again well done , send us a pic once you recieved it & we will shout it from the roof tops for also ! ! #begreat", "context": ["Well done , Beckie Ramsay ( @USER ) , who will be presented with a Special Recognition Award ( sponsored by @USER ) at the South Ribble Community Awards on Friday 24 January . The recipients of the awards in the other categories will be announced on the night ! 🤐 🤫 ", "@USER @USER Thank you , looking forward to it . I was told to scream it from the roof tops do you want me to remove my tweet 😄 xxx"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I encourage you to develop a charitable lifestyle not for self aggrandizement but for the need to save a dieing soul . #charity #compassion #Jesus", "context": ["PRIORITIZE CHARITY Merriam Webster defines charity as the act of giving money , food , or other kinds of help to people who are poor , sick , etc . #charity #compassion", "The heart of GOD towards humanity is love . Therefore , charity should be expressed with a heart of love and of compassion to another . #charity #compassion"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Iraq just condemned what you did . They are ready to kick us out .", "context": ["The United States has paid Iraq Billions of Dollars a year , for many years . That is on top of all else we have done for them . The people of Iraq don ’ t want to be dominated & controlled by Iran , but ultimately , that is their choice . Over the last 15 years , Iran has gained more ...", "... and more control over Iraq , and the people of Iraq are not happy with that . It will never end well !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "scripted tv show is not the way to a person's heart . still exists go seek it . ", "context": ["#TheBachelor I have no idea why such beautiful women need to go on a reality tv show to find love ? Seriously get out there and meet someone real its not that difficult . There are so many decent men out there who are single so dont put yourself through the drama which is", "putting your heart on a live stage in front of an audience that only cares about seeing drama ! Your better than that and you deserve so much more , love is about being in the moment & finding it when you least expect it & being caught up in it , being a contestant on a somewhat"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER nope . They just paid out ! ! ! Insurance ! ! Who needs it ! ! This is how they justify price increases ... #stressed", "context": ["So ... we all know that insurance is increasing AGAIN - we all ask why ? ? Here it is ... this was crash 4 years ago - … ", "@USER that is total disgrace and utter nonsense ! Was the case heard ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER MSM so dishonest . A moving moment . a tearful moment and NOOOOO MSM comments #awful", "context": ["Touching moment : parents who just lost their son - a big Trump supporter - take the stage to talk about their personal interaction w / Trump .", "@USER @USER @USER I JUST SAW IT , AND I TEARED UP ! GOD BLESS RILEY , REST IN PEACE NOW ! AND FOR RILEY ... TRUMP WILL WIN ;)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #future of #eARTh is #green yo ! the prisoners ! the entire ! ! ! in all 50 states ! for all via ! ", "context": ["Americans should be thrilled w / the opportunity to choose between Bernie Sanders & Elizabeth Warren fact there's a #sanders vs #warren \" feud \" only helping to normalize how obvious it is that platforms of #medicareforall , taxing the rich & legalization are common sense ", "#resist corporate bloodsucker #leaders ! ! ! no more #greedy politicians ! over ! so long , Biden ! later , Garcetti ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Also , for an option ... if you could just make an effort to work with polished nickel coated pipes , you could possibly use a thin masking tape running the entirety of all the pipes and then spray paint them with Matte Black . You know like a piping effect !", "context": ["Sorry it's later than promised but here's a new video ! ", "@USER @USER From all the examples and the binge watch sessions on YouTube , I think the reservoir on the side of the MB would look better ! And you could actually utilize the front of the case with a custom lazer etched glass panel cuz why not , it's YOUR DREAM BUILD !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thank you Sophia ! We happy you enjoy it #customers #muffins", "context": ["Fresh out of the oven 😄 Only at doughnut hive It's only R35 but definitely worth it 😋 #Banana #chocchip #Cappuccino ", "@USER Oopsi ! ! ! just found out its R22 ... It was soo yummy that I confused the price 😄 😄"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ... this is so sweet . THIS is what us #Millennials invented #SocialMedia for . You two are beauty and manifested . ✊ 🏿 😉 ", "context": ["I need to eat something ... it ’ s almost 1 o ’ clock", "@USER I ’ ve cooked almost every day for the past week and a half and now I ’ m tired . I need someone to cook for me today . 😢"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Books will #live on our #memory for a long #time . And books can us . I find great joy when I new , text & a new At times a title of a book gets my eyes . Titles can be . Like they say , don't judge a by it's cover .", "context": ["Always a #pleasure to #find #books , you you had them . in good and the never of . . @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER I agree . I'm thankful to have full copies of the most of their writings and ones written about their notions as I got my dads book collection when he died . And yes , while we find out new things and view their notions in a different light over time they never goes out of date . 👍"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER lacks #leadership at the top . sport is dying . Joke not 2 have real refs , owners don't care , run by lawyers .", "context": ["Dean Blandino said controversial play “ obviously ” should have been roughing the kicker ", "@USER @USER is totally broken . Players like @USER know it , fans know it . Turned off at half , outcome was determined by refs ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER is a with a G and not with a J . prefers a J 😳 as in Donald Jenius Trump 😬", "context": ["McConnell says Pelosi signaled she would end her “ one-woman blockade ” on withholding articles and says she is “ giving into bipartisan pressure , ” calling it a “ strange gambit ” that achieved “ nothing ”", "@USER @USER is so very wrong . We have been taking for almost a month now about impeachment and @USER plans for a fake trial and full on participation in a political cover up unlike the world has ever seen . is a GENIUS !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 😢 😢 😢 and one igbo man argued with me about it , saying they destroyed shops etc", "context": ["Someone needs to clear me on why this Govt continued to clamp down on the Shiites . I have not seen any Shiite carry a weapon . @USER", "@USER @USER Dear same with IPOB , but he ordered the army to shot anyone of them ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It had to do with owning John Wayne , so it's actually ", "context": ["I'd be super interested to find out why @USER printed today that World War II was fought against \" communists \"", "I mean , the Germans who lost fought against the Soviets who won and were communists . But pretty sure @USER isn't pro Nazi"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Somebody told me once ' aqalmund kaam khatam nahi kurtay hain , nikala kurtain hain ' . The shrewd never finish work . Instead they create work opportunities", "context": ["Domestic motives underpin Pakistan's mediation efforts btwn Saudi and Iran . Unlikely to achieve much , but puts me in mind of Norway & Israel , Palestinians , ie smaller country punching above its weight . ", "@USER The Iranians still consider Pakistan a Saudi proxy and the Saudis still think its not doing enough to counter Iran . In all that this whole mediation stuff is really just something garnering news headlines :)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Call it the #Uni or Unie for universal healthcare !", "context": ["Tommy Douglas was literally voted the greatest Canadian and no one is putting his name up to be on the $ 5 ? Call it a Tommy , call it a Dougy it just fits", "@USER The more I think about this , the more I like it . Loonie , Toonie and a Tommy ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER thought to do some #TRONClassics today , enjoy #Ido #Abba you could too .. Alternatively what's trending is this , ", "context": ["We ’ re giving away $ 500 $ BUSD to hear your feedback on the App ! Complete the below for a chance : - Download the App 📲 - Rate & Review - Click this ➡ ️ 5 winners will be randomly selected to win $ 100 BUSD each ! ", "@USER @USER we are giving away for a really low cost , along with #WCW #WWE is @USER #BNB $ BSV $ CRO "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Stephen Jones finally losing it on Twitter by claiming the Liberty is a great stadium . Never mind his thoughts on Sarries and the salary cap breach - this is a new low even for him . ", "context": ["Now then all , Josh is away and so I need your #SHITGOOD noiminations for me and the guest host @USER to pore over .", "@USER @USER Mark Jones joining the Crusaders coaching line up . Didn ’ t see that coming but good on him . #SHIT Martin Ballard on the PA at Welford Road on Sunday afternoon mispronouncing Jason Tovey ’ s name all game long ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER YOUR life must be really useless , if you have time to troll through tweets from a year ago .", "context": ["\" @USER : @USER America backs you . Your our next President ! ! ! \" Thank you !", "@USER @USER 1st ) it's you're not your . And 2nd ) Trump will never be president . And 3rd ) you don't speak for America ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Bala for putting me on your #AwesomeList of your #AwesomeFriends and I wish everyone an day", "context": ["If you're happy and you know it ... tag your friends and share this tweet ! Happy Sunday ... Beautiful People ! ! ❤ ️ 🎶 💥 🌷 @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Would like to tag another set of Amazing ppl"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Should there be a white twitter ? CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Supposed to \" side \" with someone because of race or sex not intellect or character ? ", "context": ["A new chapter of American Greatness is now beginning . #AmericanSpirit", "@USER @USER I'm sad for you . Self loathing so great you'd rather side with a male white supremacist than other women & POC ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER TJ , you are making me cry . He was a spectacular performer and poet . Keeping his ' crack in everything ' in heart and mind .", "context": ["@USER No RIP forLeonard Cohen . He was Buddhist so #ComeBackSoon Have a great day TJ .", "@USER knowing Leonard . It will be up to him 💞 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks a million for your insights ! I ’ m learning a lot about USA politics lately thanks to people like you . #grateful", "context": ["@USER you don't like any of them ? I'd love to know your opinion . 😊", "@USER Bernie already failed & is inept on racial issues . Talks like a freakin European Marxist from the 19th century ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Microsoft ends Windows 7 support : What should you do ? CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hello , Lia ! Let's go out for get some pancakes ~ i'll waiting you , kkay ? Since we should have some . 👍 😺 💖", "context": ["henn-nyooo ! 👏 😍 ' tis , i , Lee the Nyakko ( Nakko ) i'm here to say thank you for reddening the the heart button of my ' sucks ' tweet , hihihi . Ows , if you're reading this , you obligated to tell me about your day going so far , so we can talk more ! ȏ . ̮ ȏ ) b ", "@USER Nyakko-yang ! The tweet does not suck at all ; thank you for reaching out to me as well ! My day went .. okay , I guess . I wanna go out for pancakes but then I realise , I don ’ t have anyone to go with . Maybe you .. would .. perhaps .. come .. with .. me .. ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I smile automatically whenI see him smile . I am basically Pavlov ’ s Dog 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ ", "context": ["Visual representation of Hobi reminding me that I don ’ t make the rules of the bias system , HE DOES ! 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ 💜 @USER ", "@USER @USER He really does come for us on the daily . 🥴"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Congratulations , Patricia ! He is the nicest Person . Birthday 🎁", "context": ["I ’ m still waiting for a follow just saying 😁 when I meant him 2 years ago he was the kindest person ✨ so glad I had the opportunity to meet him it was amazing 😉 @USER @USER ❤ ️ ✨ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Hopefully he will see your post soon I sure hope you get your follow from him ❤"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What's the centrist @USER agenda again ? Fight the but just don't win ? Lol", "context": ["I give quite a bit to fellow Dems - we ’ ve fundraised over $ 300,000 for others ( more than my “ dues ” ) , w / over 50 % going to swing seats . DCCC made clear that they will blacklist any org that helps progressive candidates like me . I can choose not to fund that kind of exclusion . ", "@USER AOC & Bernie want all the benefits of being part of a diverse , national coalition , but also want all the other members of the coalition to submit to them & their agenda . I had hoped #AOC would be a better politician than Bernie . She isn't . It's time for AOC to leave the party ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Huge advocate of this and was always slightly envious of nurses with there pins . @USER now presents graduate pins to those that complete pre-registration courses #belonging #identity ", "context": ["What is a good modern symbol for nurses ? Hats seem dated , and not a good symbol for critical thinking etc . Needles etc . Can be used by various roles . Should we have an image that means ' nurse ' ? #NurseTwitter", "@USER Universities still provide pin badges during the celebration events / pinning ceremonies . I think badges may have been widely worn in the past . Perhaps a return to wearing badges from the awarding institutions could be a good symbol . I currently wear mine ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks for the like , thought you ’ d be interested in this #RememberWhen #life ", "context": ["@USER I also thought you ’ d like to read this #IWasThere #Parenthood #Belief … ", "@USER I thank you for following me & thought you ’ d be interested in reading this . … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Look ! What a cute kitty I met last summer :) #kitty #summer ", "context": ["Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American , & badly wounded many others , not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime , including recently ...", "... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Old Tweet catch up and stop jumping on the #hate Bandwagon . I will not be bullied #IamAmerican", "context": ["Let us not forget . #Trump is an accused rapist . #NeverDonaldTrump ", "@USER @USER The rape suit was dropped because the accusations were false . Try to keep up , honey ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for the , Joanne ! Have an awesome #week everyone ! ❤ 👑 🕵 ️ ‍ ♀ ️ 🍸 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Lovely Michele ! ! Here are some more lovelies : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much , BJ ! I haven't had enough coffee yet to tag much but sending love to the great Tweeples on your list and "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Rex , I am grateful for 🌺 A W E S O M E F R I E N D S ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Roma . #spreadthelove G R A T I T U D E", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you I ’ m grateful too to these A W E S O M E F R I E N D S "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh , we have crazy conservatives like @USER & Scheer , and problems in the west but nothing that is flirting with starting a massive war and setting back peace efforts decades . Don't understand the fuss on the beard . #PrioritiesPeople 🇨 🇦", "context": ["Apparently , the biggest Canadian 🇨 🇦 political issue trending is #trudeaubeard . In the U . S . 🇺 🇸 it is beginning a war , bringing derision , disdain , & lack of confidence from most of the world & most of the population of America as well by an impeached 🦇 buffoon . #IranWar #FBR ", "@USER We also have this , but everyone is too busy talking about the beard : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER U haven't been wrong yet ! Good thing u said this ! I was starting to think I was crazy w / my head in the clouds ! #preach", "context": ["Wrote this piece for @USER about the ways young people are finding spirituality outside of the church ", "@USER @USER I never would categorized myself as a spiritual person because of my non-traditional way of believing in angels ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks for the reply , means a lot to me . I don't miss your youtube videos . It has really helped me to understand political science and philosophy at a much deeper level . You explain complex theories and history without making it difficult to grasp . You are a True Teacher", "context": ["@USER Hello Sir , If i may ask . Can one be a communist and practising muslim at the same time ?", "@USER Yes . Communist is anyone who believes economic resources should be owned by society in common ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER . Got the shipping order and show ship out on nov 1 , still no sim card today . #publicmobile #noSupport", "context": ["@USER Paid for sim card but no delivery , waited 10 days already , no respond . Did I get scam from ording online ? #badservice #scams", "Hey @USER you must receive an email from @USER with an order # If you did follow up using the # If you haven ’ t so no order made"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah I know ! I love it when we all spread the ! Best feeling in the world ! ❤ ️ #LoveMeDanny #BlueBloods", "context": ["It's #BlueBloods time ! Tonight we're gonna spread some love ! No cuffs ! Tweet #LOVEmeDanny and I'll 💙 you back ! Now - Assume the position !", "@USER @USER yeah ! There's a whole lot of love tonight thx to #BlueBloods & #LOVEMeDanny 💙 👮"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER At least the very least the election campaign will be over . #positive", "context": ["reasons i am not productive today that are also metaphors for this election inconsistent observations bad stats barking dog toddler diarrhea", "@USER I wish I could offer comfort by assuring you it'll be over soon , but recent experience precludes this ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May the wisdom of #God's Son , #Christ #Jesus and His promise of a better way , that being the WAY of eternal for ALL give us ALL that YES much much better days are ahead ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["Please #pray for all souls who have lost all hope . May it come to be that #God via His good Son heals them and brings them back to whole . If you have time , PLEASE pray ... PRAY for a #MIRACLE !", "@USER I pray God will encourage all those who are discouraged ! ! ! I pray for HOPE to RISE ! I pray for Renewed COURAGE , Bravery and JOY ! ! ! In Jesus Name 1000 Amens ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER we've just come home from 🇺 🇸 celebrating @USER wedding with our @USER #happydays #family", "context": ["Proud of every single one of the @USER players and staff . Outstanding Big thanks to West Cumbria again for support #4Nations", "@USER @USER cometh the hour cometh the man ! In this case a team @USER lead by the man himself ! Congrats #4Nations"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Also , for an option ... if you could just make an effort to work with polished nickel coated pipes , you could possibly use a thin masking tape running the entirety of all the pipes and then spray paint them with Matte Black . You know like a piping effect !", "context": ["Sorry it's later than promised but here's a new video ! ", "@USER @USER From all the examples and the binge watch sessions on YouTube , I think the reservoir on the side of the MB would look better ! And you could actually utilize the front of the case with a custom lazer etched glass panel cuz why not , it's YOUR DREAM BUILD !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER not at dinner time but for a main meal I do sweet potatoes wedges ! #food", "context": ["@USER yep ! I made up a batch then freeze then . Got it with chilli sauce , lettuce and tomato yummy", "@USER mmm sounds lovely ! Do you have chips or wedges with them too ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think Infinity War was better partly because of the ending ... even my non-comic book movie loving wife was like WTF ? That ’ s how it ends ? . Endgame was bigger cause it was the end of an era . And they did damn good job of closing out .", "context": ["Avengers : Endgame was perhaps the biggest movie event of all time and the culmination of 22 films that came before . Should probably get some recognition , but that's just me .", "@USER It was a terrible movie , and I say that as someone who has generally enjoyed the MCU films . Endgame was dogshit ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I want to live in #peace and too . That's why I am committed to #StopIslam .", "context": ["@USER Not all are terrorists . But 8 % of US Muslims think it's justified . 28 % in Egypt think the same . ", "@USER look dear I don't want to talk about this because we are really tired of this talk , we just wanna live in #peace &"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER it's a quality back 4 and thats the basis of most great teams . Top Gk like Sam wins games too", "context": ["Another @USER clean sheet . I know it's a team effort but I'm loving the work by @USER and @USER #keepitup #gk #boss 👏 👏 👏", "@USER @USER @USER to be fair , quiet day for Sam today because the back four , Cloughie & Ethan especially outstanding !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Your idea of integrity is confirming your bias , ignoring facts , punishing press . Kinda like dictatorships .", "context": ["What happened when I tried to document why Trump was taken off stage by Secret Service agents ", "@USER maybe if more of your colleagues had the slightest shred of integrity , the good guys like you wouldn't become scapegoats"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All you have to do is make or buy coloring books and crayons and deliver them to your local hospital . You can make a difference and bring joy to little children who need it . ⁣ ❤ ️ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ✨ ✨ ✨ ⁣ #women #girl #girls", "context": ["✨ LILY ✨ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ Meet Lily Hake , the youngest #1GirlRevolution to date ! ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ Lily is the founder of The Lilypad Project , which creates and donates coloring books to children in hospitals ... #inspiringkids #inspiring ", "Lily is 5 - years-old and started the Lilypad Project to make sure that every child felt loved and had something to do during their stay in the hospital . ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ What a sweet and innovative project . And you can be a part of it too !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I saw a demo . Great job for taking the extra step to use your data to make better decisions to drive key actions and behaviors to improve metrics that matter in your agency #smart #AI ", "context": ["Hey #5amclubIns What accomplishment are you most proud of in 2019 ? @USER @USER @USER ...", "@USER @USER @USER Hey #5amclubins , What's one thing you hope to accomplish in 2020 ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ ve got Blackpool 20 minutes up the road not a patch on that beach I seen 🏖 🤣 🤣 👌 this is comedy gold dust it ’ s so messed up … the banter 👌", "context": ["@USER Yes I ’ ve found the beach 🏖 & it ’ s deffo not near your Gaff but I ’ ve found it 🏖 🤣 🤣 🤣", "@USER 😂 😂 😂 we ’ ll unless it ’ s Tettenhall pool definitely not near my gaff 😆"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Darn it , I've been doing it for free this whole time ! Oh wait , no you are just sadly misinformed .", "context": ["Those who tell you that solidarity and protest are worthless are those who want you to fail .", "@USER Umm Garry the protesters are getting well paid by Soros .. Otherwise the crying #snowflake protesters would be at home ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You don't get to define the place and practice of another person's beliefs . THAT MAKES THE U . S . ! ! ! 🇺 🇸 🇺 🇸 🇺", "context": ["Today @USER blessed the official Bible for the new @USER , which will be used to swear in all commanders of America's newest military branch . ", "@USER @USER @USER Not that it's \" terrible \" or \" horrible \" . That's just not its place ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Let ’ s hope he wins it . Biggest heart ❤ ️ fiercest competitor Sportsman #VamosRafa ❤ ️ 1 ️ ⃣", "context": ["Interesting from Nadal . Felt he was too fatigued to play doubles , also that a section of the crowd was not acting with respect in match v Djokovic . He's still adamant that Davis Cup and ATP Cup need to merge .", "@USER Finally made a right decision , Rafa will be ruined by his stubbornness and so called “ patrotism ” I bet Rafa will lose early in AO"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER they tried but made in USA was cost prohibitive for the $ 35 entry fee I think", "context": ["Ran the #MadeInAmericaHalfMarathon today in 1:58 . One of my slowest times ever . Just wasn't feeling it at all . Movi … ", "@USER thanks . Bling was Made in USA / shirt ; Nicaragua #fail but it's a nice shirt though"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER When people who professed to be intelligent ... obviously aren't .", "context": ["Caitlyn Jenner praises Donald Trump : He ' ' seems very much behind the LGBT community ' ' ", ". @USER even if true the majority of GOP thinks LGBTs are perverse sinners who choose to sin & should stop ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We miscalculated the level of misogyny in America . 1/2 of voters \" He may destroy us , but she's a woman ! \"", "context": ["Americans are so stupid , they supported a man and a platform predicated on hate in its most unabashed forms . #ElectionNight", "@USER I never ever thought America could give the mandate to hate but it did"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My time in Malaysia is a part of my life I will treasure forever . The people , everyone , were wonderful . I have never experienced such a caring and nurturing culture . I wanted to hug everyone . Reading the Twitter bios of the people who like this tweet makes me want go back .", "context": ["Now that we all have had a good laugh at my expense for mistaking a TEENY-TINY flag of Malaysia for a TEENY-TINY Old Glory-the fact remains the same : NO country measures their worth in 💰 ( also , I accidentally blundered into a LOAD of Malaysian followers ) #HammyHeartsSoutheastAsia ", "@USER Malaysia is paradise . You couldn't have picked a more beautiful place with nicer people to accidentally post a flag from . Nicest accidental friends you'll ever make ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ ve got an even better / easier 💡 , have Ss form a line behind the 🎤 and say their name , school , and sport before they go shake hands with the board members ! 😂 #nopreponhispart #problemsolved", "context": ["@USER @USER Academic Allstate recognitions is quite an honor . I think Ss who came to accept it should get their names read . They deserve it . Just over 20 of them came . Wouldn ’ t have taken that long ... just sayin ’ This Pirate ’ s my fave ! 👏 🏽 👍 🏽 🎾 ", "@USER @USER We will discuss that . This is his first gig doing this and I believe he was unsure who was actually in attendance . We have read names in the past and when half of them are not in attendance it makes it kind of weird . But let ’ s see if we can figure that out ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" Take refuge in the #Temple apart , within your #soul , for only there will you find the #true notions of and , of and , to which the destined you . \" Emmanuel ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Dear friend Oliver , don't leave empty your stomac at morning.Start with an alkaline water cup & after enjoy some #fruits , but avoid unsafe #GMOs products.Your soul will tank you by all health care you take with your body , a gift temple you received from your parents to be honoured . ", "@USER @USER @USER \" We must fight against self-indulgence and idleness ; otherwise we will return to the spirit world with a huge sense of emptiness ... ” Chico Xavier "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you dear Elka . It will test me the most difficult part of my life . But while my John is still with me there is still hope . 🤘 🤗 🤗 🤗 💖 #life #fuckC", "context": ["@USER Still plodding on taking one day at a time . Hope you and everyone ok . 👍 💓 💗", "@USER One day matters as much as the next ! I believe in you !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER i'v never cheated and i'm 16 hopefully i never go through with that and i'v never had a girl cheated on me xD", "context": ["I really can't believe that The Donald is actually an option . #ImWithHer #ElectionNight", "@USER Why ? ? ? Every man in the WORLD has a testosterone problem and I don't care what they say .. They have all cheated or adored all women"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Not all of them put me , or us last . The relationship is nuanced , therefore we are discerning to factor that in . #relationships", "context": ["If you're thinking about being my baby it don't matter if you're black or you're #white so long as you worship … ", "@USER You put them first , \" \" and they put you last ” "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Paying fir a great outcome . 💫 💫 💫 ✨ ✨ Olease Lord send the Angels of Light to give them strength and resolve do they can be a free country", "context": ["To the leaders of Iran - DO NOT KILL YOUR PROTESTERS . Thousands have already been killed or imprisoned by you , and the World is watching . More importantly , the USA is watching . Turn your internet back on and let reporters roam free ! Stop the killing of your great Iranian people !", "@USER THANK YOU President Trump ! Millions of members of the Restart movement in Iran support and love you ! You are their hero ! And we American Patriots are SO PROUD that our President is making the world a better place ! ! #PersiaRising #RestartMIGA #WWG1WGA_WORLDWIDE"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 😍 😘 Thanks for sharing your Let ’ s make #2020 the year of #MagicalLearning #mlmagical ", "context": ["My #backtoschool fave T-shirt by @USER #MLMagical - Hope my Teacher Institute #PD will be and ", "@USER This brings me such joy ! You are ✨ MAGICAL ✨ , my friend ! ! ! #MLmagical #DBCincBooks "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No Means No . It Doesn't Matter What Your Gender Is Or Anything Else . All Of This Is About \" Control \" . Sorry You Experienced The Fallout , Jon . It's Time Everyone Got Up To Speed With The True Meaning Of Equality : #Respect #Truth No Matter Who You Are .", "context": ["The social , legal and moral significance of #JohnnyDepp ongoing battle with Amber Heard ( and the kind of new age ‘ empowered female ’ she represents ) has thus far been wildly underestimated … … Johnny Depp said no – and no means no . ", "@USER My marriage to an \" empowered woman \" ended in a similar way . Worst experience of my life and the timing in mid 2016 couldn't have been worse . Every man hater in America was activated due to an election outcome . Men were being railroaded like I had never seen and it hit me too ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "only a little bit more ! You will still get FREE shipping and a FREE GIFT with every purchase . Thank you for checking out Ballin on a Budget ! My shop will be stocked Monday January 13th ! ( MY BIRTHDAY ! ) #newbusiness #clothingstore #onlineshop", "context": ["Let me do all of the shopping and styling while you relax , then I will ship your complete outfit with accessories right to your door for FREE ! Yes you read that right FREE SHIPPING always ! Plus I never add a styling fee or monthly fee , and there are no contracts and no ..", "annoying quizzes to fill out ! Just look through my shop and pick the outfit bundle of your choice and purchase through PayPal , Venmo , Cash app or Facebook Pay ! Don't worry , if you don't like something in the bundle you can purchase individual items for"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Being from #Kolkata I am with the step taken by @USER You have your #party has lost all the", "context": ["May I appeal to all political parties in the Opposition to work together boldly against the anti-poor govt at the Centre 1/2", "Let us fight this political & financial anarchy together . We will be with you all 2/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER aw , don't b scared . The media has driven that . There are no more hateful people than there were before . #unite", "context": ["MORE DANGEROUS THAN 1930s GERMANY : Noam Chomsky predicted the rise of a ' charismatic ' right-wing tyrant 6 years ago … ", "@USER So , what do we do now ? It's clear he was right . What's left to do ? Because I'm not gonna lie , I am fearful of my life & safety"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No unfortunately 😪 😪 😪 id absolutely love a follow back from him he ’ s such a legend like his Da #GeorgieBest ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ️", "context": ["Think before you post & tweet tonight . Remember there is a fine line between voicing your opinion & having a bit of banter versus cyber bullying & online trolling . The Islanders are real people so remember its nice to be nice ! :) #loveisland #loveisland2020 #loveislandnews ", "@USER @USER @USER Hey Keith , has Mr Best found you on your new account ? Great times 👍"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER no words strong enough to express my feelings . The world has gone mad ! Intolerance rules #scared", "context": ["I'll be attempting to sleep but with my phone at hand to check on the results each time I wake in the night #pleasenottrump #scared", "@USER wish I was as certain as you but I don't trust polls anymore 😫 Night night"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I liked the ride , but I did not get the helmet . #UX #Userexperience #safety", "context": ["Yesterday , I used @USER for the very first time and amazed by the features this app has . You can open / close the trunk of the vehicle using the app , You don't need a key to lock / unlock the vehicle . You just need an app and Bluetooth to access the vehicle . That's it . #ux", "@USER Hi Deepika , it sounds like you had a great ride , we're happy that you loved our services . Happy Bouncing & Ride Safe !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER His minions sloppily held the door open to give him a couple minutes to read a teleprompter . They then propped him on a dolly to return him to his opium den .", "context": ["Don't know if someone has already done this , but when I saw Agolf Twitler , AKA #DarthTaxEvader's \" grand \" entrance yesterday , this is the music that played in my head . Sound up . #DumbDonald #MoronInChief ", "@USER An entrance befitting the greatest president we've had since FDR . He has tackled issues no other pol has been willing to touch for 35 years and collect wins at every turn . Loved this entrance ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Because the entire #onceGOP seem to be putting a nefarious oath to protect and defend donald #overandabove ... miles above ... the Oath to protect and defend OUR Constitution", "context": ["“ Schumer may get the last laugh if McConnell ’ s impeachment strategy costs the GOP the Senate . ” Not to mention costing Trump a meaningful vindication . ", "@USER I REALLY wish everyone would stop calling Collins , Murkowski and Romney moderates . When have they moderately done the right thing ? They are lock step with their party ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER May ALL the children of #God take action today , that being to take on a new Ezekiel 36:26 heart of eternal for ALL ! #Depression #Prayer ", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER @USER Prayer won ’ t help . You need to take real action"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER its amazing , I am a bit of an anorak and was trying to see the join but it was a struggle The classic is the opening scene to Citizen Kane of course", "context": ["@USER @USER Dont go if you are feeling a bit fragile as its well full on . But amazing ... its done as if it were a single take and that in itself leaves you speechless", "@USER @USER Wow , I love long one take scenes . An entire film like that would be 🤩"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Always brings out the . 🤣 We never wanted to take #arrestees to the #ER on full-moon nights . Way too many straaange folks .", "context": ["Agree with all the #FullMoon #WolfMoon advocates for #livePD - always busier w / no other reason during our years as ’ s . And then they go hide under their rocks . Weeeeird but true . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️ 🌚 ", "@USER It's absolutely true ! I used to work the graveyard shift in a hospital , and I could tell you some stories !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER To you as well kind Sir , and an night as well . ; )", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER So cool to know I'm still , but not half as as you . ; ) Thanks again . ; )", "@USER @USER @USER My pleasure Brett you ’ re always welcome on the #AwesomeList and wish you an day ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Leaving b4 the Prayer After Communion is said reveals ignorance of the Mass & lack of faith & belief in the true presence . Jesus catechized those who stayed after Capernaum ( Jn 6 ) . Catechize from the ambo on this . Instruct the ignorant . Cute gotcha videos dont save souls .", "context": ["When you are leaving Mass after communion but the priest sees you . ", "@USER I wish priests would recognize WHY people leave after communion . 1 . The return to the pew hassle as people wait for others etc . 2 . They want to stay in their spiritual state and not deal w / others . 3 . The music is just downright bad 4 . They are choosing the \" Better Part \" ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 6 month HUNGRY pregnant lady is not walking back #lunchisover . Didn't get a reciept . I won't be back #yyc #17thave", "context": ["Wilted lettuce Soggy tomatoes Gross onions Dry bread Great way 2 serve ur customer's @USER epic fail #waste ", "@USER We're sorry for any frustration , Rhonda . Please show the Manager so they can address this with you directly ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Dems have been like that ALL my l Iife . It's why I'm a #conservative I just can't #hate like a #democrat can", "context": ["Dear Liberals : y'all should be celebrating ! #PresidentElectTrump already having positive results 🇺 🇸 🇺 🇸 WWWIII avoided … ", "@USER @USER Lib losers don't seem to care about positive results that can impact their lives . They're too busy hating ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER so glad this is how you respond ! #positivity twitter can be nasty sometimes :p #lesshatemorelove", "context": ["I've had great discussions all afternoon with dozens of undecided voters around the U . S .", "@USER So glad you're doing this , it gives me hope that we aren't all just sitting around glaring at each other ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was a great pleasure and privilege to work with @USER 👊 ", "context": ["#Fused CD collection Which are you missing from your collection #electropop ", "@USER @USER Probably the most \" poppy \" track I've written . Kay did an incredible job on vocals and lyric melodies , and hugely grateful to work with her on it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yep very busy today . Featuring the venue used in tonight's TOWIE final on Facebook #Rushhourbiz", "context": ["Good evening #Rushhourbiz How are we all ? Can't believe how quick this week is going 💕", "@USER yep pretty darn good thanks . Have you been busy ? #rushhourbiz"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very simply put may we ALL decide to be a #Christian today with a heart , a new found Ezekiel 36:26 HEART of eternal for ALL ! #Prayer ", "context": ["#WednesdayMotivation There is no limit to God . Our God is : Infinite in thoughts Ps 40:5 Infinite in righteousness Ps 71:15 Infinite in grace Ps 84:11 Infinite in faithfulness Ps 89:2 Infinite in forgiveness Ps 103:12 Infinite in understanding Ps 147:5 We serve a limitless God ! ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm NOT a liberal Christian , I'm NOT a conservative Christian . I AM a BIBLICAL CHRISTIAN !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Rate card for parking at depots ... Seems this is the cheapest one can get ... ", "context": ["Dear Mumbaikars , Can anyone share me the price charts of Pay & Park operated by @USER where one can park their cars for ₹ 100 for 12 hours in Mumbai ? If such parking lot exists in reality then everyone should avail it . @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER You could try the BEST depots paid parking . They are dirt cheap"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great to have such a motivated team leading our acute medicine emergency pathway", "context": ["Very exciting times , lots of new processes and systems to support Patient quality experience @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Saw it all yesterday Debbie - excited to see in action with our patients benefitting and staff enjoying"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ ll be The lights of #Glasgow no #coronationstreet just #fab food and gifts at ", "context": ["@USER Hello ! Long time no Tweet ! What's in store for Irish Black Butter this year ? #CausewayHour", "@USER Just breaking into the year gently . Starting off in #Glasgow this weekend for @USER at @USER Hoping to catch up with "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wow and i just made a thread 👏 👏 👏 Been wondering how this damn thing worked", "context": ["You ever not leave your house in such a long time that when you actually do people all look strange to you ? You look on somebody and wonder a so dem head did always shape ? No ? Just me ? 👌", "Even strangers look like unusual human beings . Like a so people really fi look ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER thought Juan shot would have more class than this tbh . #fear", "context": ["Throwback to when Elias let a shot from the pigs box through his legs #exposed @USER", "@USER throwback to when you beat us .. O wait #undefeated #alltalk"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks , but service was good and staff on point . Just never been delayed before #lucky #travel", "context": ["So this is what a delayed flight feels like ... #bangkokair #delayed #travel", "@USER If it's compensation your after for a delayed flight then try here . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ohhhhhhhh . Find the clip it ’ s about 7 mins long and #Legendary", "context": ["BOOM ! A final blow from Ricky Garvais “ Our next presenter starred in Netflix ’ s Birdbox movie , where people survive by pretending they don ’ t see a thing — sorta like working for Harvey Weinstein ” When the crowd seems upset , Garvais points to them and says “ I didn ’ t , YOU did it ! ” ", "@USER @USER I didn't watch but I think I like him !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So i guess , Reagan Said it , the Party Lef ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER he made his name standing up 2 that environment.What changed ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah the whole RINO thing ? too broad a brush ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are the #soul of the soul of the #universe and your name is ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER There is a fountain inside you . Don ’ t walk around with an empty bucket #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER is the energising elixir of the #universe , the cause and effect of all harmonies #Rumi "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #WhatYouSaid The ppl seem to have more to talk about on here & actually got stuff goin for themselves #Support I just cant wait until my new iPhone come . Because then I can really get in it in it lmao but frfr", "context": ["Yea you got a point . I been on fb and ig but not as much lately since I rebooted my Twitter #AintLookingBack ", "@USER Facts ! I can just be myself here . Twitter is just more fun 🤣"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May we ALL decide to live not as the world lives but as #Christ #Jesus would want us to . May the good Spirit of His way guide us ALL in everything we do and say from today going forward ... Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER ", "context": ["#WednesdayMotivation There is no limit to God . Our God is : Infinite in thoughts Ps 40:5 Infinite in righteousness Ps 71:15 Infinite in grace Ps 84:11 Infinite in faithfulness Ps 89:2 Infinite in forgiveness Ps 103:12 Infinite in understanding Ps 147:5 We serve a limitless God ! ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm NOT a liberal Christian , I'm NOT a conservative Christian . I AM a BIBLICAL CHRISTIAN !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Robin needs help believes dropping bombs for 8 years straight is okay . you need help or attention buy a Puppy Dog . In the meantime stay in bed we got this covered just like your eyes Q", "context": ["On whether Obama admin paid for missiles that hit Iraqi bases per @USER , @USER : \" This is another series of despicable lies by President Trump . Fact that 3 years after taking office he remains obsessed w / Pres Obama shows ( his ) extreme weakness & insecurity . \"", "@USER @USER @USER There is not a day that goes by that is not obsessed with Obama . Trump will never be the president Obama was . Obama was not a criminal Obama was not corrupt Obama was not impeached"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Aww ... such CUTENESS ! ! ! ❤ ️ 😍 ❤ ️ Looks a lot like my #handsome #Malfoy kitty boy ! 🐱 These kitties are cuties ! ! ! 😎 ️ ️ ️ #MEOWfoy ", "context": ["Yesterday I fell down a rage / despair spiral bc everything is awful . But I am no geopolitical expert & have nothing to add to the Iran discourse . It ’ s VERY important that we all pay attention to what ’ s going on right now . But if u need a break , today my TL will be cute / funny stuff", "I have to do some chores for a bit but feel free to leave the following in this thread and I ’ ll RT when I get back . 1 . Cute animals 2 . Hilarious stuff in any medium 3 . Ways that those of us who are safe & able can help people suffering due to the many world atrocities right now"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "( 3/3 ) ... honest feedback . How did you deliver that feedback in a way that demonstrated your love for that individual ? #Jesus #Christ #Lord", "context": ["\" Better is open rebuke than hidden love . Wounds from a friend can be trusted , but an enemy multiplies kisses . \" - Proverbs 27 : 5-6 Everyone enjoys the \" fruits \" that are harvested from ' personal growth ' . However , nobody enjoys hearing the necessary criticisms required ... ( 1/3 ) ", "( 2/3 ) ... for ' personal growth ' . When was the last time you had to speak the truth in love to a friend ? Better yet , think about a time when you shared a difficult conversation with a loved one that required your ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Very simply put may the of #CHRIST #JESUS be UPON and WITHIN us ALL from today going forward ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER", "context": ["May the POWER of coming to know the sincere heart of #Christ #Jesus allow us ALL to overcome our past . May we take on His Spirit of forgiveness for ALL and ALWAYS heed the following advice : let go and let #GOD ! Ezekiel 36:26 & Isaiah 53:5", "@USER @USER If one ask me to pray , don't ask me what I am praying . Pray in your closet ! or are you looking for praise among men !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is clear that the Centre spends considerable time and great care on the EPQ . Many thanks for an int eresting and very well presented series of projects . \" #EPQ #IndependentLearning @USER", "context": ["Glowing report from AQA about our EPQ results . \" It was clear that the Centre encouraged students to pursue their own interest and this is very much in the spirit of the Extended Project Qualification ...", "As a result there was a range of ambitious projects . It was also clear that the Centre was very supportive of their students and this was seen across the board where there were clearly interesting and supportive structures in place so students can make informed choices ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" I gave them a sword and they stuck it in and they twisted it with relish ... \"", "context": ["@USER Why didn't she admit this earlier ? Why do secretive ?", "@USER what concerns me is that it's indicative of a broader pattern ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER All those movies are ones .. 👍 #trainspotting freaked me out the first time I watched it .. They tried to reboot it with the sequel this past year I think . But it just wasn't up to par with the original lol . Thanks for sharing ... 🙏 💯 🌹 ", "context": ["I'm #Curious #Everyone ! What is your favourite movie of all time .. what movie inspires you today ? 👀 @USER @USER @USER 👀 ", "@USER @USER @USER Hellraser The Green Mile , Trainspotting , full of music that I still love The Pianist , Schindler's List , The boy in the striped pajamas ... My life lesson : share , love and enjoy life ❤"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I got my ticket too but will have to wait until December .", "context": ["The North America Feb / March Genesis Revisited Selling England / Spectral tour , now also celebrates Defector 40th anniversary , plus includes “ Watcher of the Skies ” , “ The Musical Box ” ! Details via : ", "@USER Just got the tickets for Seconds Out , Vredenburg NL in september . Looking forward to the world's best guitarist who never quits touring . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Only the hockey men in the game could possibly figure out overpaying chiasson , smith , granlund , Buying out sekera , missing out on countless well priced FA ’ s and deciding another rebuild and sit on your hand is the strategy . All for the price of 5 million . #Deep", "context": ["It also disgusts me how eagerly some Oiler fans will lick water from the toes of management . Well trained puppies , you are .", "@USER You're calling for Hollands head after 40 games . How long till Tippett hits your chopping block ? What disgusts me is people who comment about things they dont understand . Give the new Holland / Tippett duo 5 min b4 u run them out of town . #plug #whiteknight #Oilers"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Remember Kaya Tours Ghana always gives you the best travel 🧳 experience Kaya Tours ~ Happy Stay ! 🙌 🏾 #kayatoursghana #TravelWithkayatours #Travel ", "context": ["Let ’ s go to #SaoTome for an Incredible Lovely #Holiday São Tomé has Completely Unspoiled #beaches with white sand and many water sporting activities are available .", "The #Island is safe and friendly for Romantic Enjoy daily International Cuisine Let ’ s go #Getaway #Honeymoon For Bookings & Reservations Call 0302-7944 42 / 02442498 27 or Whatsapp 05491876 16 You can pay in Installments"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND Nothing happened , someone else did it and ran away , and in any case you were horribly provoked , Many Congratulations ! you are an #Unschuldslamm or “ Lamb of Un-Fault ” — - #German ", "context": ["#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND “ German words with animals ” If you like to make the jokes and trickeries , also pranks or slapstick , and don ’ t mind people remarking upon this in a sarcastic manner , you may well be a ... #Spassvogel or “ Joke-Bird ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND If you are a man , 16-85 , partial to sexual intercourse and the vigorous pursuit thereof , heedless of propriety and the bonds of marriage , in short : seek only to Get Your End Away , you may be a #Lustmolch or “ Lust-Newt ” — - "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Friends , I talk about this to all of my patients ! Excellent ! 💜 💚", "context": ["for every creative person out there , it doesn ’ t matter what other people think of your work , it matters what you think of it . if you like and enjoy what you create , then do it . that ’ s what matters", "@USER Do what you love because YOU love it , not because of other peoples ’ opinions ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER it's not passenger traffic . trust me . It's poor performance on that desk . #frustrated flyer", "context": ["@USER same person on counter for last 20 mins . Don't know what is problem @USER ", "@USER We regret the inconvenience caused . Due to passenger traffic , we're facing rush at the airport ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER think problem is , always will be intimidation by opposite party . That's their thing ! #Ugliness #hate", "context": ["The dems need organization and focus on the young . Need a fifty State strategy and tech rehab . I am in for chairman again .", "@USER @USER they need to educate and inform people . That is key . Too much misinformation - disconnection ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER BOOM ! You and your crew rocked mine too . #grateful", "context": ["The highlight of my week was talking with #OlympiasLeaders . #ImWithThem #OSWLI", "@USER thanks for an awesome session ! ! ! you \" rocked my world \" 😉"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thank you for such a loving message she's had a long hard fight and is still holding on 💗 bless you & your babies 💗 much", "context": ["Pie seems to be giving up the fight I hope my next update will be a positive one but need a miracle Thanks again for your love & support", "@USER Love , prayers and special thoughts .. come on beautiful Pie .. Fight it sweetheart , fight it .. you c … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Love that when you tweet bout me it's this nothing sweet . The last time I tweeted bout you , you didn't even see it :(", "context": ["idk what's worse Donald trump being prez or a 4th grader taller then toni .. 😂 😭 💀 💀", "@USER Idk what's worse the fact that it was supposed to be than * or the fact you compared me with Donald trump"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER we have tried.Have also tried CS via phone . Hasn't helped . Good thing is @USER is batting 1000 on no solutions .", "context": ["@USER I've tried repeatedly to get the DVR to function . Your customer service sucks.Be in touch 2mrw . #HwyRobbery ", "@USER Let us help you , Brandon . Try this troubleshooting link : Just ask if you need assistance ! ^ DanaeW"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER My #music is dedicated to you , the listener . May you find , #harmony and . ", "context": ["Looking forward to presenting my #symphony for #peace and #unity at 7 PM in Sanders Theater at @USER University … ", "@USER i have never been moved by such a performance . Thank you so much for your words and your art ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yo from what i ’ ve seen the last couple days apparently not ... ? and #confused", "context": ["not to be like that person ... like i totally get the effect on their families and stuff ... but i tend to feel more sad for the innocent people dying as ‘ casualties of war ’ than someone who goes to sign them self up to go kill people in the name of a someone else", "@USER i ’ d hope that ’ s a popular opinion"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hi It is Michelle in CA . such a #caring #MD A new year 2020 . in any field u wk & , So Nice , brings and a #Smile to all . As I tell my friends in .. I am both it is about making someone's day does includes all", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER What is this group about and why am I included ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , which is this group ? why am I in this ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER In past , when did stuff did not like , latter would complain endlessly AFTER THE FACT . That way appears WEAK ... NOT appealing to voters ! Instead , she now formalized the complaints ahead of time in the media . is a at changing the game !", "context": ["Dear @USER @USER @USER CC Similar to the #WarsPowersResolution ... Withholding the #ArticlesOfImpeachment was a SMART MOVE ! Why ? ", "@USER @USER @USER It gets #Media & people talking about CRITICAL issues BEFORE decisions are made ! Want a #FairTrial ? Don't wait until Senate has decided on rules you deem NOT FAIR ... Get out ahead of it ! Want a say in when to go to #War ? Don't wait until we are ALREADY at war ! Speak up now !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER tried all of these and still problems . Won't even play . Any way to fix without losing everything ? #frustrated", "context": ["@USER Any idea why recorded shows keep freezing when playing ? It's only just started happening today ...", "@USER Hi Kevin , Here is a link that you can try to fix this issue try this and ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I am sorry u think ur views r superior and my support for #NativeAmericans is wrong ... ", "context": ["Hamilton cast hostility , Warren comments on Trump nominees , Times and Post false coverage , all reminders this will be a permanent campaign", "@USER typical elite hypocrisy - never heard #Hamilton actors tells #Obama 2 b president of All the people - m … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I also thought you ’ d be interested in reading this #RememberWhen #life ", "context": ["@USER Thanks for following thought you ’ d like this #IWasThere #Parenthood #TheTrueMeaningOfLife … ", "@USER I have followed you back and thought you ’ d be interested in reading this . #AMothersWorkIsNeverDone … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That ’ s hysterical ! You should totally make that a fanfic ! 😂 🤣", "context": ["Omg I have never laughed this hard in such a long time ! ! ! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 Oh man , thank you for that ! You ’ re awesome ! 💖 ", "@USER The funniest part is that this woman you and @USER are so jealous of is probably having sex with Tom right now while y ’ all are tweeting about her and memes about how bad u want her husband 🤣 last laughs on her for sure"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Since when aren't decent , tax-paying , law abiding citizens protected anymore ? ! ? ! I'm an older woman in a w / c , when & why have I become so DEVALUED in our society ? ! Think about this ! #DisabilitiesHappen #YoureGonnaGetOldToo @USER @USER @USER ❤", "context": ["B U L L S H * T ! ! ! You mean to tell me the criminals are this smart ? ! ? ! 11-24- 19 I was robbed / assaulted while in my w / c . The charges against him are : theft , aggravated assault , attempted B & E x2 and stalking . HE HASN'T BEEN ARRESTED ! ! ! Court date ? ? ? 1 . ", "I don't know when there's gonna be a court date ! I missed 9 doctor's appts due to fear of this man stealing my 2 teacup dogs he liked VERY much - so I've been trapped in my house for 6wks per same . The dogs & I went to an atty to get a cease & desist letter sent at least ... 2 ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ha ha #moral is , lie enough & the people with you", "context": ["#TrumpPresident mmmm kinda reminds me of plot to 1979 Peter #Sellers movie Being There @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Have you read Stephen King's ' The Dead Zone ' ? TELL me Trump isn't Greg Stillson ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'll never forget getting off the plane in the rain but still being perfectly warm . Was my first taste of truly tropical .", "context": ["@USER when I was a kid I loved finding random geckos through our room", "@USER lol I went to Hawaii three years in a row at 7 , 8 , and 9 . Funny enough I had two pet geckos here too baha #springbreaking"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you keep sharing your it all truly matters . #WorldPeace together strong !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you Pawpaw & all for your love & kind support here . ", "@USER @USER @USER You are very welcome , Deborah ! I hope more folks are enjoying following you , as we do !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #csaqt BPD-ish today lol ... I am always happy to see you and btw , fantastic pic of you and your son .", "context": ["#csaqt @USER @USER Good day lovely ladies and survivors . I hope everyone is staying strong and proud of yourselves . xx", "@USER @USER Aloha my friend , how are you feeling today ? I'm doing well and am VERY happy to be here among friends :) #CSAQT"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Better late than never ; completely agree . Lost faith this week but it has been #renewed #impressed #grateful", "context": ["@USER Introduced to you on @USER You spoke #truth with such #conviction #strength left me", "@USER @USER You're late to the party , Bizz . Brilliant and kind-hearted woman , she is ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER his name is Baboo , i wanted to name him Shrek but no one approved", "context": ["i'm finally financially stable enough to get a cat friend look at me all eXCITEd", "@USER CONGRATS WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Love has the power to cover all transgressions . #Loveoffriends #loveofGOD", "context": ["What if it was your son ? What if it was your father ? Your grandfather ? Brother ? Friend ? #Antisemitism is growing in the US & around the world . We don't feel what they're going through , but our connection can protect them . Think about the connection & them . Because we're all one . ", "@USER ... progress towards unity ! We are getting there & it's going to be painful in many parts of the world ... realization of the general rule , ' Love your neighbour as thyself ' ... Loading ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Congress believes the abolition of communal disharmony & ensuring Hindu-Muslim unity as the essential pre-requisite for governance #IamCongress & ", "context": ["Exactly ! Will @USER have the courage to ask his Muslim and Christian supporters whether they accept this ? That all Religions are true ? Hindus believe in this but people like Shashi pander to the JAMIA students who do not accept this ; if you have the courage ask Today ! ", "@USER . In numerous speeches , writings & interviews , I keep stressing that the message “ I will respect your Truth , please respect my Truth ” is the only basis for religious coexistence & is the same principle that sustains our diverse democracy . @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Is pseudo guidance from beings w / o evidence for their existence better than just \" no guidance \" ? ;) But of course atheists do have guidance from the real world , built in morals , reason & science . We behave ( empirical truth ) w / o the coercion of fear or eternal reward", "context": ["It never ceases to amaze me how douchey people can get : When I am dealing with sadness the last thing I need is you telling me about Islam . Your evangelism is not welcomed when I am dealing with sadness . You don ’ t get to use my emotions as apologetic ammunition ! ", "@USER I was just sharing the happiness But you can call me all names you like . Besides that's all atheists have in the end . No guidance of morality Reality is that without God you would never find true comfort and inner peace in your life "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is #blackpreacher style . #energy is #conviction and . If you go to a white church , you ’ ll get and .", "context": [". @USER ' s candidacy made the Democratic primary and America a better place The absence of his voice in the debate will leave a hole that can't be filled ", "@USER @USER He needs not to be so animated when he speaks !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This was not an accident ! The odds of this happening are less than hitting Tripple 7 ’ s on a tight Vegas Slot ! #Canada , have a spine ! Iran brought down that plane ! #Iraq #Iran ", "context": ["JUST IN : A Ukrainian airplane carrying 180 passengers and crew members has crashed near the airport in Tehran , Iranian state TV reports . There is no word so far about any possible injuries . ", "A Ukrainian official says 63 Canadians were aboard a Ukraine International Airlines Boeing 737 that crashed shortly after taking off in Tehran , Iran , killing everyone aboard "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER still trying to understand how a life long public servant got played by a 2bit Russian pawn con artist . #hate", "context": ["@USER It wasn't neoliberalism , it was 16 % of white Democrats who didn't vote for Hillary . We minorities got played . .", "@USER @USER Carol , Maybe all groups in the U . S . are minorities , esp if you analyze the divisions among white folks ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was reallly effective step because in this way corruption , black money , terrorism etc can be prevented . job sir ! ! ! 🙏 🙏 🙏 But , now a days , some wrong steps like #NRC , #CAA , #CAB are not accepted tocommon people as well as me . People faces so many problems for that ... 😂 😂", "context": ["A historic step to fight corruption , black money and terrorism . ", "@USER well done sir 😃 we r proud of u 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER so I'd say ups is not high on my business to use again real soon .", "context": ["Extremely disappointed in @USER failure to deliver our @USER on time , we had to convince the CS people on the phone to let us ...", "@USER pick up our package after being on the phone , chat and chatting on twitter for an hour"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER especially thankful for this week's letter . I thanked u in my response , but u probably hav too many to get around to . #grateful", "context": ["Thanks Bri . Took all day . Literally all day . Haha . I am slowest writer . ( And , you know , you get crucified for think … ", "That said - to the #LTPFamily - I sent this week's letter last night . It's about the election and in your inbox . Or , sign up to get it here :"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #Agree meet my Frankie Weiner ! My ! Animals are children too . Even better .. lol … ", "context": ["Yay for Andy ! He deserves love and to have something that is just his . He'll have a proper hug / kiss this New Year … ", "@USER @USER We all deserve love ! Animals are no exception ! =)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh ... didnt know that but yeah that's ya look", "context": ["Love my widows peak and cupid ’ s bow", "@USER It ’ s a curve / indention of the upper lip"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I loved ( still love ) hearing the progression of an older joke he worked on ... how it evolved ... Like this one . Man , I miss Mitch . 🥺 #impeccabletiming #whathappenedtothedufranes", "context": ["I had a Mr . Pibb , Mr . Pibb is a replica of Dr . Pepper ... but it's the bullshit replica , cause dude didn't even get his degree .", "@USER Why you have to drop out and start makin ’ pop so soon"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Elon is probably 1/500 M people . Bezos , probably more like 1/50 M . That's the difference .", "context": ["Attempting to explain how misunderstood $ TSLA has been and how disruptive it will be , I have compared it to $ AMZN . If our analysis - based on Wright ’ s Law - is correct , #Tesla will have more of an impact on global transportation than #Amazon has had & will have on global retail . ", "@USER Unlike Bezos , Musk is seemingly unstable and erratic . Bezos wasn ’ t a half crazy man . He ’ s his own worst enemy if he is right on the theme ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I believe they did ! New Yorkers are people who really look out for one another ! They get a bad rep because of Hollywood and such .. but any native will agree with me #peace", "context": ["This is New York on an average Tuesday night after a cappuccino ... are you kidding me ? If they were NOT dancing and having a good time .. Id be surprised ... I ❤ NY ", "@USER Hope they gave him a BIG tip ! That was great fun !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER . . . Chile , #please . Nobody's falling for those stupid , \" #puppy #dog \" . 🙄 It's time to ! don't go as we predicted ( assuming Joe Budden ever loved her to begin with ) and your ex is entitled to a life after he / she leaves you . ! 💋", "context": ["Cyn is having a hard time dealing with the fact that Erica is trying to get Joe to move back to Tahiry . But Erica shows NO REMORSE ! 😕 😕 😕 Catch up on all things #LHHNY On Demand , on the VH1 app or online ! ", "@USER Messy Selfish & Cut throat She Should Stay in Her Own Lane and Out Cyn's Life , that's what happens when you allow narcissists 2 close . She should just focus on her Own relationship and not her messy ways so she don't bring bad Luck Karma to Her Own relationship 4 being So Messy "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER and we must fight against #racism and #hate and #RaiseTheBar so that others learn from our example with zero tolerance for", "context": ["#themorningafter No matter who you voted for , it's up to each of us to support each other and make America kind again .", "@USER Correction , to make half or so of the country kind again . The rest of us will always be kind ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER oh wow . I have the superfood oil what does the new one do . How is Omer & Kai ? Hope they are both well x", "context": ["#giftofgreatskin launching on @USER November 13th with over £ 138 of product for just £ 45 with exclusive new products will you choose", "@USER @USER yes it's great with a new facial oil in xx"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank ~ You #MyBellaRosie I've Been #Celebrating #MyBirthday All Weekend & It Has Been Truly Yay ! & & So Many & For YOU ! xoxo 🥰 💫 🎂 ❄ ️ 💫 ️ ️ ", "context": ["@USER Good ~ Morning #MyBellaRosie #HappyNewYear 2020 Yay ! & Today #January3rd It's Happy ~ Birthday ~ To ~ Me Yay ! xoxo 🎂 🎂 🎂 ", "@USER Happy Happy Birthday #MyBellaAngie ❤ ️ 🎉 🎂 ! ! Wishing you love and blessings ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ! ! XO ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Don ’ t forget @USER history ... they had Sci-fi shows in the past ... #SeaQuestDSV #EARTH2 and many more ... just imagine what they could with @USER at the helm !", "context": ["Whoa ! Captain Mercer has left Fox for a Peacock ! ? ! Seth MacFarlane Leaves Fox | Moves To NBC . What do you guys think this means for #TheOrville ? REACTION : ", "20 years at the same job ? Everyone grows so much in that amount of time . Fox is great but I'm sure Seth outgrew it and it makes sense that he'd want to try something new for the next stage in his career . Plus , NBC is my favorite network ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s awesome . You all hide in a box and pick your moment to jump out . If you ’ re first you ’ re out , if you ’ re last you ’ re out . But you can ’ t hear when everyone else has jumped out .", "context": ["My family & I are planning ahead for next Christmas day to see if we can get enough big boxes & headphones to play the #FirstAndLast #boxGame ! @USER", "@USER @USER What is this game ? Sounds like something we might enjoy at troutmas ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER : Even @USER had to say : even if you don't like her , vote for her ... They knew she was not worth fighting for ... !", "context": ["\" With this loss , President Obama loses the opportunity to go down as one of America's great presidents . \" ", "@USER @USER Question is why ? Instead of saving his legacy , he has condemned himself with his association to an undignified woman"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Every day's a school day . We didn't stop in the end", "context": ["Ambulance hit a grouse . Discussion about whether we should stop and pick it up for our lunch #RuralRetrieval", "@USER Illegal , I believe ? You can pick up someone else's roadkill , but not your own . 🤔"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER made the claim and oh yes , my WD hard disk is missing too . My bag was sent to me unlocked .", "context": ["@USER @USER further proof of my damaged bag and a hard disk is missing from my bag . ", "@USER We're sorry to hear this . You can send your claim with the screenshots and receipts through : ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER When u bet the titans to win the Bowl u gotta love when the #ravens actually play a team not the bengals , Steelers , browns , dolphins . But the #titans .", "context": ["@USER this looks like the #lamarjackson in the playoffs we are so familiar with .. #ravens suck . #TennesseeTitans gonna take this one !", "@USER @USER Atleast let the 4th qtr start cpt over reaction , dayyyyummmm "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yay ! ! Can't wait ! Have a happy time you guys !", "context": ["This election has got me all crazy like . I'm to be back in the dungeon performing on … ", "@USER just wanted to know that is the cuckolding shoot with @USER and @USER still on ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Agreed ! Esp . when they kept pushing and poking until the poor guy had to defend himself from the onslaught . ! #infuriating", "context": ["It's SO #unfair for #Producers and #host of to allow this ganging up on Mohamed by other members .", "@USER and most of the people sitting there are not better . They have no right to be talking down on Mohammed"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And note how Harry LETS Meghan go ahead of him . A TRUE gentleman lets a lady go first ! #Harry #Meghan", "context": ["The #DukesndDuchessofSussex have arrived at Canada House . THR #PrinceHarry and #MeghanMarkle wanted to thank the Canadian people for their warm hospitality during their recent break on Vancouver Island 🇨 🇦 ", "Harrry and Meghan departing Canada house . They ’ ve had a full day after making a private visit to the Hubb Community Kitchen earlier "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well , he “ fell in love ” w / my mom who worked there & continued to visit her bcuz of how kind she was . She introduced me to her “ favorite customer ” & boom 🥰 😍 . 9 years later were engaged & getting married on our 10 year ! @USER will always have a special place in my ❤ ️", "context": ["This is a funny #ad for @USER because Walgreens did play a major role in me meeting my fiancé ! Haha @USER ", "@USER That's so cool , Molly ! Was it love at first sight ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER As a Alberta taxpayer , I'm ok with this . The cost of doing business is higher in Alberta . Family physicians work hard for the care of their patients . Therefore we should respond in kind and support them and our health . #harmreduction", "context": ["Ever wonder how Family Physician fees in Alberta compare to other provinces ? These are the top four billing codes for Family Physicians . ( They account for 67 % of all FP billing in Alberta . ) ", "On top of these , AB also pays $ 2.95 per visit for Business Costs as well as Complex Modifiers . ( CMs are not paid in any other province . ) Compare to the rates other provinces pay . Except for the psych visit in SK , our rates are higher than these provinces . Even without a $ 18.48 CM"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "sent \" #Feedback \" n #Google #image & reported w / ( the URL w / share ) & 2 wait , but I'm too big of a of it , but I also don't to get hassled or for something i didn't do .. ? ? maybe .", "context": ["JUST #FOUND out a mask I made for acting #class 2 symbolize #Secrets I have , but won't inner world that's mine , being used negatively 4 som 1 ' s agenda , promoting \" 2 \" .. How i can get this ? ! ? ", "#Looking at it #more , honestly I'm not mad at the #Pinterest poster , it's that has that ( ) headline to my ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nooo , I can see it now Twitter handle @USER 🙌 🏼", "context": ["So Gran Anne wasn ’ t a lover of my pride look ... ", "Incase I didn ’ t get the hint xx "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Can only imagine they wait and watch to see who can tweet derogatory comments back quickest .", "context": ["But in our defence , he has never actually won an election . ", "@USER @USER @USER Just sick and tired of the racism and ignorance of these people every time an #SNP MSP / MP tweets"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Me ... So I ’ m assuming I ’ m now presumed innocent & incapable of such madness ? See what I did there ? Reverse psychology . Men are simply the supreme being . Remember , UR just an extension of our ribs . Now I can continue @USER my “ serial ” undetected .", "context": ["As this year comes to a close , I can ’ t help but wonder how many of you are murderers", "@USER That ’ s exactly what a murderer would say"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You are always welcome to join me to brighten some of these kids lives :) ) they would adore it & thanks for all u do #grateful", "context": ["This #Strong mama will b visiting another injured little football champion this week & @USER I'd love for u to join me #Georgia", "@USER Stephanie-thank you for thinking of me ... still have that photo for you - @USER will message you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Scholar ? ? I am a student , open-minded for knowledge and success . Gentle ... I don't believe that too . Until my turn to", "context": ["Announcement I want to show you how to do and I'm going to help you If you want to start making money online and you want to get started with no money out of your pocket Send me a message and I \" ll give you the details ! !", "@USER Well thank you , you are a scholar and a gentleman"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 😂 does the World Land Bridge go over the Wall ?", "context": ["every single person that voted for him should be thrown in jail ", "@USER Strange times . Just drove by a Trump stand today . They had the flags with him looking like Rambo . Like wtf ? The idea of him as tough ? Imagine how soft you have to be to have a comb over and a fake tan ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER STILL awaiting resolution to my complaint & a new item sent . It is beyond a joke now . 9 messages back & forth & NO CALL ! #angry", "context": ["@USER disappointed with ur lack of communication about our ( non ) delivery on Saturday AND now the item has arrived damaged ! ! #shoddy # b & q", "@USER Hi Laura , I've now replied to your Facebook PM . Thanks , Jamie F ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I need to extend an invitation to you to speak in Haiti , Jamaica and the United States ! You would do a phenomenal job !", "context": ["Don ’ t forget that as you grow , your parents grow too . They may start forgetting things & being slow in some stuff , don ’ t be angry at them and think they are acting dumb , age is catching up with them , they were patient with you as a kid , be patient with them now , it is your turn .", "Treasure them , they are now your babies so give them extra love . They do feel lonely at times , call them , send them a message and ask them how they are doing , you bring joy to their hearts , be there for them always ... they will not always be there on earth , remember that . ♥ ️ 🕯"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The folks in Noblesville , IN , couldn't have been more friendly or helpful ! They did a great job ! ! #grateful", "context": ["If you see something , say something ! SEND US VOTING DAY TIPS #VeritasIsEverywhere ", "@USER There are people in the polling places voting who have no idea what they are doing and don't get any help when they ask ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER good intentions but a poorly planned move . It's like InEfficient managers under a good leader .", "context": ["I salute each & every Indian . Many families had weddings , health problems ... yes they faced inconvenience but they accepted the decision : PM", "@USER they didn't have a choice sir . Call elections tomorrow and they will tell you whether they accepted the decision or not"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER here they r #then + #now - the #little brother got ! tears frm mummy to … ", "context": ["Just cried again at the new @USER advert 😭 😭 reminds me so much of my brother", "@USER This is no time for tears ( even if they are ones of joy ) ... it's Saturday night and only 43 sleeps until Christmas #LoveMrsClaus"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ha live streams beat downs but no or art ! ", "context": ["Haha ! @USER closed my @USER acct becuz of lovely #art posted by @USER We live in shitty PC age of fascist elitism", "woah @USER closes accounts @USER opens minds ! @USER so waz it the tranZmutant boobjob pic or the paper mache Major Boner ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #fear for life due to high toxic levels of pm2 . 5 and pm10 . Pl initiate a pollution control drive", "context": ["People of Delhi choking due to dangerous air pollution levels but @USER has neither the time nor inclination to address the issue .", "@USER @USER Delhi has become a choking gas chamber and uninhabitable . #tackling pollution must b given top most priority ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How absolutely #shameful . So for YOU ! ! You've never voted before , why ? 51 ? Educated you say .", "context": ["2 ) Polls have not fully captured Trump voters ( whom are not strictly partisan , are new voters , etc ) … ", "@USER @USER sorta like my case , I am college edu , white fem , 51 yr old never voted . Wow , Trump will be my first . Lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for adding me to your #AwesomeList and I wish you an day ", "context": ["#HappyFriday #WritingCommunity ! I hope no one has gotten the flu like I did . Stay home and #write people ; it's sick out there ! 🦠 😷 And these brilliant 💙 @USER @USER @USER", "#HappyFriday #WritingCommunity ! I hope no one has gotten the flu like I did . Stay home and #write people ; it's sick out there ! 🦠 😷 And these brilliant 💙 @USER @USER @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Amazing idea ! Then Pep will give a speech about how he inspired us #priceless #CryingMancs #ynwa", "context": ["It wouldn ’ t be a Bobby celebration without Sadio 😂 😂 ", "@USER Win the league at the Etihad or make them give us a guard of honour"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER very cool always tons of #gaming fun in #Toronto this city 🌃", "context": ["Life Achievement Unlocked : Third person in the world to play an upcoming Square Enix game 😄 👍 ", "@USER awesome ! Where was this honour extended to you ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER hi everybody , going to be a busy day #Wddchat16", "context": ["A1 that I must be type 2 as I was diagnosed in adulthood , awareness that T1 can strike at any age is needed #wddchat16", "@USER Oh hi there Bri ! Didn't see you sneak in there :) #Wddchat16"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you Sir for appreciating this young talented boy #AsimRiaz ... #Respect and ❤ ❤", "context": ["Yesterday I posted a pic on my Insta Story of #AsimRiaz feeding me cake that how that moment moved me . Many people left extremely rude comments and questions . Here is why that moment was important for me to express . ", "When house mates are living in Bigg Boss for months without luxuries and when given a Michelin Star meal , it moved me that Asim fed me first . I ’ m not a part of any team , but we must honor a humbling moments in life . This gratitude is what defines us as human . 🙏 🏼"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Now Hillary scream Russia , we have nothing to do with election ! How you Americans say , ", "context": ["@USER Just a dollop or two of schadenfreude might be permissible after what she did to Bernie , I'm thinking !", "@USER Oh , I didn't say HRC didn't deserve it . Anyway , I did say I wanted to make s'more over the embers of her career ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you ! YOU are truly an Earth Angel . You treat mind , body , & spirit of the patient AND family . #ChildhoodCancer #grateful 🎗", "context": ["We will never give up until all kids grow up cancer free ! @USER @USER @USER … ", "@USER @USER @USER As a peds #nurse I fight 4 our kids everyday !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER this is what I hate about Trump supporters like you . You don't really understand anything .", "context": ["So basically #BrockTurner was grounded for summer for raping a girl . That'll show him ! Surprised he wasn't sent to his room without dinner", "@USER having someone fape you is not funny , it is very scarey , and very traumatic"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ❤ ❤ ❤ Jetson ... Thanks ! Yayyyy ! I am happy to hear from you and wish you a beautiful and successful new week ! Hugs . Marion Ps . Here is a song greeting for you ! Enjoy ! Because Love Wins ! A day spent with a loving heart is a day well spent !", "context": ["I played in a stadium last year in front of 11000 listeners and the German chancelor and the Liberian president ! So happy ... Do I get a yay from yall ? ROLLING ON ! I love touring ! Sign up for my newsletter ! ", "@USER Heart and Applause . You love what you do and sacrifice your time for others . Thank You \\ JNW /"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just wait for the price to go up and then buy some ? That's why didn't I think of that ? #XRP #cryptocurrencies #0doubt ", "context": ["When XRP moons I'm throwing my phone away because I don't want the people I have tried to educate over the years pestering me about how to buy XRP now . What do you guys think ? @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Absolutley , it's already started to happen to me . Hey man , can you help me , I'm having trouble getting my account open on Coinbase .. I'll just buy some if the price goes up , they said ! SMH ! ! ! same people who keep asking , how's your fancy little coin doing ? ? ? Lmao"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #MyAngels tell me , that the #MostHighGodJah is Angry , at the injustices , ripoffs & excuses , so they'll be some news worthy expulsions from this part of #Universe , all our close ones be careful & . . ", "context": ["@USER The philistines ' serpents want to try & tell you they are determined to usurp r #oyal families . You fell for their #ClimateChangeHoax nonesense . It allowed them close enough to push you . #racism . . . . ", "@USER I heard by chance on bbcradio 4 some 1 I think called Leah Tenneman , talking about #organic #farming African techniques in #NewYork . I hope the play it again . It was interesting ! I'm more ill , but of good spirits . My & greetings to you all"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you for your contributions in the effort to help get @USER elected as our 46th POTUS ! Every little bit helps ! #RulesOfTheRoad #Teamwork 😂 👍 💕 💙 🌟", "context": ["A really , truly humble thank you to all of the #InternationalTeamPete supporters out there ! This election isn't just about our future here in America , but the world-at-large ! The stakes have * NEVER * been higher ! #HighHopes #WinTheEra 🤗 💕 💙 ", "@USER I'm trying to keep track of all the GIFs I uploaded to tenor in this thread . Since they are on tenor anyone should be able to share them on Twitter . I also try to upload to giphy so I have all platform covered ! I feel like we need happy GIFs on #TeamPete "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER : @USER detailed the #Fed ' s #fear of #Deflation in my Q & A with him last week . ", "context": ["( 2/2 ) Most expect December , but this morning , #Fed President Evans raised his concerns that #inflation is not ticking up toward 2 % goal", "@USER Uh-oh ... Are we looking at the \" D \" word ? #Deflation ? @USER talked about that worry in our second Q & A last week"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You ’ re welcome Chris :) Always been enamored w / this song , but she nails it ! Trisha took a liking to a young gentleman in Tacoma about 8 rows back . He got 2 songs that night ! See , the song remembers when 😊 I ’ m never giving this video up ♥ ️ ♥ ️", "context": ["My hubby asks me “ Babe , do you really need to keep all those videos ” ? ! ... Yes , babe , Yes , I do ! ! Cuz ... #TheSongRemembersWhen @USER ♥ ️ 😅 ", "@USER @USER Holy moley , Deb . Thank you so much ! I , for one , am very happy to have all these videos . Happy New Year , my friend . ❤ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Nice try #socialist #turd . Let's go back and play all of #Obama clips . He has some ones .", "context": ["FLOOR ALERT : @USER just BLOCKED @USER & @USER ’ request to protect our drinking water from harmful PFAS chemicals – with a solution that can actually pass the Senate & get signed into law . ", "@USER @USER @USER This Donald Trump video on Iran is going to rip a hole right through the space / time continuum . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER luckily was at the right lace to get in through a side door they just opened :) #lucky", "context": ["It feels like its Lord of the Rings and hobits have come to conquer the @USER #WebSummit #whatswiththequeue ", "@USER Thanks for your patience , we ’ re getting you in as fast as we can ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER we adore her choices , different genre , always amazing characters . #Impressed & ❤ ️", "context": ["Elizabeth's just told us that her new project is called \" When Time Got Louder \" and that : \" It's a sweet powerful little movie and I'm proud to be part of it . \" more info : ", "@USER Thanks for the info . Can ’ t wait to see ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You are right , the writers have done a very good job so far , they will certainly not disappoint the Lucifans ending ", "context": ["@USER Can you tell me why popular Characters keep dying on TV Shows ? #LeslieShay Since S2 / Ep22 Chicago Fire has been over for me R . I . P . Leslie Shay it was infinitely sad 😭 I hope that something similar doesn't happen in #Lucifer S5 😈", "@USER I know , it is so sad 😭 I can't say what will happen in #LuciferSeason5 but I trust the writers . Nothing's gonna happen to #Deckerstar either . \" Not on my watch ! \" 😈 It will be ok and hopefully beautiful ❤ ❤ ❤"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes . You are right . I refuse to have to \" change for \" & \" understand them \" . THEY need to evolve ... why do WE have to devolve ? #angry", "context": ["The misogyny & low-minded crassness of him & his voters = beyond deplorable . How any of them face the women in their … ", "@USER The women in their lives found this perfectly acceptable ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm #grateful for you and our many collaborations ! :) + more to come !", "context": ["Super excited about article @USER & I are submitting to @USER about keywords + vocabulary development . #CCSS #deeperlearning", "@USER @USER Really excited about this as well and I am #grateful for the opportunity ! #msla #tlchat"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That is not confirmation . Just a repeat of what Trump claims . Do you know BB ? Temendously ? Beautifully ? lol .", "context": ["Bill Belichick's letter to Donald Trump is the worst thing he's done since waiving Bernie Kosar . #ImWithHer #GoBrowns", "@USER haven't seen the letter yet , nor heard from BB . It's all just Trump wishful thinking . Has BB ever used those words ? doubtful ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER can call me as I don't want to have to be again and given the same #poorservice 07908785042 #ThankYou", "context": ["@USER when I called for an upgrade and all I got was nothing we can do here is your PAC code … ", "@USER Morning Tom , this isn't the great service we aim for . Please call the team again ( ) and we'll sort it . - AV"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER YOU ? ! ? ! You like me like that ? ? Oh and I see your blush :P", "context": ["I may have just told ... webby ... that I have a crush on her * turns away in embaressment *", "@USER Webby's already with Dewey . There's always me ... ( blushes ) OH DANG IT ( covers the blush )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How about u get out of my tweet that sounds", "context": ["Podcast 9 🎙 with @USER Legend & @USER Boss Steven Gerrard ! : Leaving LFC was a big mistake 😢 : Rangers in the PL 🤔 : LFC winning the PL will help him deal with the slip 🏆 : Celtic ’ s 10 in a row must be stopped 👊 : Dream to manage LFC #football ", "@USER @USER @USER R we allowed to sign Gerrard up for the last 10 game's of the season on a loan ? So he can rightfully lift that EPL title once Liverpool win it plz say yes it can be done 🙏 🙏 🙏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Got “ umphako ” in a skafthini from the mother . My favorite meal ( umcushu and inkhukhu yasemakhaya ) 😍 😍 #Girlstrip #friendcation #maybabies ", "context": ["Twinning with my Twinny . How gorgeous are our matching glasses from #Specsavers ? ! #Girlstrip #friendcation ", "A few last minute goodbyes ... good food , wine and lots of laughter ❤ ️ #Girlstrip #friendcation #maybabies "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Dear friend Derek , may you have a fantastic day and allways receive the #Divine #Blessings and healthy vibrations . #mother of all heads , up the of your and take away the , the uncertainties , the insecurities .. and in the bathe us with your ! ", "context": ["BOM DIA MEU AMIGO DEREK TENHA UMA SEXTA INCRÍVEL ", "@USER Good morning my dear friend have an awesome Friday keep safe blessings to you . Lovely photo thank you very much "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So pleased that two of the #Naloxone peers will also be Co presenting to the whole staff team on Thursday 🤓 #Naloxone", "context": ["My life is turning into one long #powerpoint 😂 great to see some of the #mint pics from the #development of @USER & program @USER 🤓 some mint pics of the , the wor @USER one belter one of & execs ", "@USER @USER @USER Great to see and I'm looking forward to you delivering a progress update and future actions this Thursday to the whole service 😎"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I am sure he has hired 1 of those computer programs that promise to generate followers", "context": ["Dr . Dale Dixon just followed me . That must be for at least the 50th time .", "@USER @USER Why does he do it ? Desperate for followers ? That is so last decade ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🙏 The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Wish you Joy", "context": ["Sometimes , I just wish that I had a time machine . I just want to fix my mistakes . #depressionfeelslike #anxietyhelp", "@USER Past is dead and gone Live in the present Wish you Joy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You're not waiting until the website works before publishing it ? Doesn't seem like the ideal plan ! #frustrated", "context": ["@USER why is Irene Mall missing from your list of cinemas on your new website ?", "@USER Hi there , app and website are currently being updated . Irene will be available again soon . Please book at cinema for now"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you , Edith . It's been a lot harder this past year . Last year I felt as if I was working toward something & now I'm on my own with it , but I'm keeping the faith & staying strong . No sense giving up all my progress because I'm having a rough time . #KeepingMyPromises", "context": ["That's 13 ° c for my European friends . It's safe to say my daily walk at the beach is going to be far more crowded than normal for a January day . #GorgeousWeather #Connecticut #WishYouWereHere ", "@USER It's so lovely here - Tonight we're expecting thunderstorms and rain . Another warm day forecast for tomorrow , so I'm going to enjoy my walks . No need to bundle up this weekend ! #MyLife #Solitude #DailyWalks"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It was a bit bloodied around the mouth from where it had been struggling to free itself but ran off at great speed #lucky", "context": ["Had \" fun \" this afternoon rescuing a squirrel who had got it's teeth caught in the bird feeder and couldn't get off . Gauntlets on ! !", "@USER None , held it firmly out of reach of it's mouth & used a screwdriver to pries the feeder open enough to get it's tooth free"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awwh , thank you.The hut is all mine & I love it.The bench beside it was my late Mother-in-law's ( my BIL says it's my Zen garden 😄 ) The other bench in part of back garden was given to us by my late parents when we got our house & we moved it here . #memories 💕 #garden #family", "context": ["I think it's forgotten to stop raining and blowing a gale out there . ☹ It's so bad the bench keeps \" walking \" round the garden . 😉 😄 #weather #rain #gales ", "@USER Thank you . That's just a part of the back garden ( big front too ) and it definitely looks better when it's dry and even with a bit of sun . 🙂 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Love you too sweet Deb . Thank you for all the and inspiration you share !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Everyday I wake up is the best day of my life ! I concentrate on how many people can I make this true for today ? Do what you have to ~ love , light , laugh , sing , dance , tickle , do something funny , extend your hand , your ear , Whatever you need to do ! ENJOY & LOVE YOU XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER Everday is the Best day of my life blessed in waking up knowing I am able to share many gratitudes with myself , loved ones & friends found here . Taking a moment in silence to reflect on all that is ! Love & peace to all ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah right 🙄 . . How do YOU know @USER is not saying that . Yet at the same time saying , \" Still , I myself where I AM & on my journey to where I plan to go . On you having #TIME to \" work on \" yourself ... you have the same 24 hours everybody else has .", "context": ["As an overweight fat person , I 💯 agree with @USER about Lizzo . Accepting being fat is the same as accepting being poor or unsuccessful . Nobody wants it ; it ’ s a matter of how hard we want to change it . But stop disguising “ giving up ” as “ acceptance . ”", "Rebranding failure as success is delusion disguised as progressiveness . Real acceptance is saying “ hey , I don ’ t like where I ’ m at right now and I need to work to fix it . ”"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you so much for doing that … As a cashier , it means more to me than you'll * EVER * know ! I'm fortunate to work for a store that refuses to install self-checkout lanes , but not everyone has that sense of job security ! #RulesOfTheRoad #Teamwork 🥰 💕 🌟 💯", "context": ["Me today at Home Depot : Cashier with NO customers , ALL self check outs with a line . Me : Hi there human ! Him : OMG THANK YOU . * pleasant conversation ensues *", "@USER I stay at home with David and am alone 80 % of the time . I always go to the cashier . I hate self check out !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Aye , it's sad , but @USER ' s implementation works just fine , wonder why P4 can't handle cloud servers . #ue4 + P4 =", "context": ["Loving the support @USER on the Helix Cloud issues : I mean ... we don't have admin rights , so what to do ...", "@USER @USER U use something else to motivate them to do better . Vote with the resource u have . Your time is just as important"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Which really strikes me as funny . If there is #SystemicWhiteSupremacy , how did HE ge ", "context": ["Tucker Carlson DESTROYS Tariq Nasheed : FREAKS When Tucker Carlson Reads Passages From His Own Book #Trump ", "@USER , that man will take no responsibility for the destruction he causes instead he kept the hate alive making him $ $ $"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER listen for all the call to have Mitch dropped . Neville has been poor . Let's here a call for him Jude ! #frustrated", "context": ["How many runs will the Saffers win the first test by ?", "@USER cricket is a very funny game anything is possible"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Me too . Saw them last February too live", "context": ["Albums you listened to a lot in your early teens ( but rarely , if ever , now ) ... ", "@USER Still listen to TFF to this very day . A great album ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You couldn ’ t beat it with a big stick Franky", "context": ["We had great fun exploring the new mud slide we made in our nursery garden 😀 😀 😀 ", "@USER @USER What a fantastic idea . As an elementary teacher I can only applaud this : feeling good with earth , bonding with nature , social activity and ... GREAT FUN SLIDING and GETTING DIRTY"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That would make a lovely , subversive #Christmas #ornament . Grandma will have no idea when she hangs it on the tree . :) #positive", "context": ["Noodling around with the design for my next overly-ambitious embroidery project . ", "Art Nouveau vulva and internal clitoral structure ! Do I know how to party on a Sunday or WHAT . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER FLOTUS calls on many children and children organizations throughout the year 🇺 🇸 #FLOTUS saving the children #BeBest", "context": ["First Lady Melania Trump participates in NORAD Santa Tracker phone calls placed to children on Christmas Eve Tuesday , December 24 , 2019 , at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach , Fla . ( Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead ) ⁦ @USER ⁩ ", "@USER @USER \" ... calls placed to children ... \" ... calls received from children ... ? 19 days since Dec 24 . #HoHoHo"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🙏 Thank you Find a Guide who can tell you what life is all about", "context": ["I have no place of my own to live I live in the hearts of ppl I am #LoveAndJoy ", "@USER I thought if you were near by , Discussing more eid be possible"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER so yeah , the part of America that didn't vote for Trump is #scared because we have bigger hearts than that", "context": ["People are terrified because all Trump speaks of is HATE and if this doesn't scare u ur prob part of the problem ", "@USER Y'all act like he's gonna be Hitler or something lmao"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's fine when people like you know the political issues but there's many folks w / no clue ... mad just to be mad . #positivity", "context": ["People shouldn't be a Stu Pidass about the election and the results , and I'm glad @USER has a good perspective … ", "@USER if he's worse than W . , a lot of people will be upset . He WILL be worse than W . , and that's why people are upset ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Truly appreciated being part of your anniversary . Wishing u many more years of #happiness #cabernet @USER", "context": ["So happy to be part of your special 15th ! ! Wishing u all the best . CCS ", "@USER @USER why thank you .. The best for the best .. My first of the ' 08 allocation . Cheers ! CW"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m liking this tweet . Does that help ?", "context": ["⁦ @USER ⁩ is going to be a great time . Plan on coming down for the festivities . ", "Thanks everyone for your ReTweets ... you ’ re helping get the word out . Likes don ’ t help . I don ’ t need to feel good about this tweet , I need distribution baby !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Only thing about Fiz is he picked a wife , but as the story goes she turned down his 1st proposal . Guess he wasn't big enougg for her @USER that time ...", "context": ["Is the media going to ask EVERY opponent the Knicks face a question about Fizdale ? ", "@USER People use the word great too much nowadays smh . He ’ s obviously not a great coach .. "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ! Best of luck to you in all of your endeavors ! ✌ ️", "context": ["Decided to create a Twitter account just for my writing / book stuff ! Would love to meet some fellow writers ! #WritingCommunity #bookstagram #WritersLife ", "I ’ m a 22 year old disabled writer . I write scripts , short stories and am attempting a ya fantasy book atm . I ’ m finishing a degree in screenwriting and am hoping to start a masters in creative writing in September ! #DisabledKidlit #WritingCommunity #amwriting"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is beautiful , dearest Arina ! Very meaningful words . Thank you so much for sharing , my friend ! 💖 #kindness #gratitude", "context": ["Always be kind . If you see someone falling behind , walk beside them . If someone is being ignored , find a way to include them . If someone has been knocked down , lift them up . Always remind people of their worth . Just one small act of kindness could mean the world to someone .", "@USER Fill yourself with beautiful ideas and act with love and kindness to close people . ☺ ️ ☺ ️ 💖 → Tasha Tudor "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So much love for our Kiwi friends . As they have for us . ❤ ️ #together #fires #heroes ", "context": ["ALERT : \" I received an email from the US Forestry Service confirming that the Australian Govt has NOT asked to use their firefighting planes . They have 8 C - 130 Hercules firefighting planes that are kept on 24 hour standby in the USA . Happy to share the email with you . \"", "@USER While on this topic , did anyone know that New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern has sent 150 firefighters , ( now 195 ) back and forth since October ? I only learned this today . Why has this not been in media ? ABC ? #Murdoch anywhere ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Fear not . #GodWins ! All will be made well in the end . #Hope #Faith", "context": ["TO ALL MY CHRISTIAN FRENZ :P lease lift Hubby and I up in prayer 🙏 major WITCHCRAFT 💥 coming against us ‼ ️ I can barely wake-up out of my dreams and get out of bed 🙁 This is NOT ME 💥 I don't think I've ever asked for prayer , but I am NOW ️ ( For THOSE \" sending \" curses BOOMERANG ️ )", "@USER This is not witchcraft . Since I started following Patriots I have become depressed rather than joy filled . It could simply be too much screen time ( blue light ) . The evil information learned doesn ’ t help . Evil , no matter the source , cannot affect any prayerful individual . B WELL ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I would if you used it . I've been meaning to change mine to a photo of my dog #rubio", "context": ["@USER @USER I was bored and meant to do this last weekend . This is now our lucky pumpkin ... carved to stop the 3rd quarter woes .", "@USER @USER this is fantastic and should be your avatar on the site . Or I might steal it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I never knew what ( verb ) was until my son was born . He ’ s 4 now . Before that , all I knew was the fleeting , #selfish emotion of love ( noun ) and how it made me feel . I was so damned naive .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER droppin ’ some of the same concerns and questions that I have when raising my own son . Check it .", "@USER @USER @USER Fatherhood is the biggest gift and blessing ! Always need to make sure we are giving it our best ! 🙌 🏾 💯"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER like eg . ' white people love to play divide and rule \" - remember that ? #toxic #awful #hypocrisy", "context": ["We need leaders who don't abuse women or use racist language - read my @USER article ", "@USER @USER in your politics you often try and set one group against another - but doesn't count if not a ' favoured ' group ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Venue : The Youth Church , The Fountain Of Life Church , 12 , Industrial Estate Road , Off Town Planning Way , Ilupeju Lagos We are counting down already ! See you there ! #TFOLC #FountainOfLifeChurch #ANewSong", "context": ["Saturday might be four days away but it is never too early to start getting ready for an amazing time at the 1st Home Affairs and Bishop ’ s Court ( @USER ) meeting this year 💃 🕺 🤸 . #TFOLC #FountainOfLifeChurch #ANewSong ", "You will be meeting with other married men and women to learn and discover how to make your marriage better and stronger in 2020 Theme : A New Song . Date : 18th January , 2020 . Time : 9am – 11am . #TFOLC #FountainOfLifeChurch #ANewSong"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER as are majority . Lumped together as the insignificant .", "context": ["What's even more demoralizing is knowing how hard Hillary's worked and how qualified she is , and yet ... And every woman knows this feeling .", "@USER @USER it's not , which makes it even worse . It's 2016 and we are still second class ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I love my City ♥ ️ Growing up in Philly was awesome . I have so many fond memories from childhood to the present . I know it's cliché , but for me , there is NO place like home ❤ ️ Come visit ! @USER #Philadelphia #Historic ", "context": ["@USER Hey that's a cool song , I like it , thnx I'll add to my list of songs to listen to ! !", "@USER Cool good old Phili , I'd like to go there some day"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER LMAO not yet ! i ’ m banking on #CATDADDY ’ s natural affinity for brown women to prevent this from happening . i will #BURN this entire cursed bird website to the #GROUND if i get served with a restraining order by my one true love 👔 ! 😡 🔥 🤴 🏼 ", "context": ["cancelling plans is ok . getting smitten w a random 62 year old billionaire is ok . turning ur entire twitter into a thirst catdaddy account is ok . ruining steyer ’ s #teamtom hashtag w ur lust is ok . getting served w a restraining order by steyer is ok . do what u need to do to cope . ", "@USER bruh did u get a restraining order fr"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER bet they didn ’ t have poppy pizzas for the inflight meal either .", "context": ["That's the saddest part . If I was spending £ 100s on a flight to USA on this week , of all weeks , I'd ensure I was we … ", "@USER @USER @USER I bet the plane he was flying on didn't even had poppy decals on it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And to think you started as a Man Utd fan but have seen the light and stayed local", "context": ["I ’ d give up several integral limbs to have him here . Proper player . ", "@USER As far as I ’ m concerned , he ’ s winning us the league so I ’ m happy to give them all up"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER TYSM Justin :) Some people take chemical pills for depression , I take positive pills . They work much better ;) #smile &", "context": ["I know sometimes u think there ´ s no way out , but there is , I know it ... Please believe in yourself & let God do the rest - Tracy #DontGiveUp", "@USER thanks 35 . Once upon a time there was you , and you found a positive attitude to life , and you lived happily ever after ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m going to start a #pimpmynatarchivecard consortium . Like a dating site for insatiable researchers of many documents with folks who want to pop over to Kew and chat history over a coffee 💓 💓 📚 📚 🗄 ️ ️", "context": ["In light of #archivegate I hearby offer my services ( or that of my @USER card ) in exchange for a cup of coffee and a half an hour chat about what you are researching #bargain #jokingactuallynotjoking ", "@USER @USER Will join the Archives and assist in exchange for coffee , snacks and chat !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "can't gather myself now For you lifted me up Love ain't easy , it aint nothing I hate you not , and love you either For now , you let me down forever , my dear #poem #poetry #heartbroken", "context": ["Felt the wind rush by Through my body , so numb Umpteen emotions felt , yet none spoken The shiver went down my spine All seemed to be as dark as the vintage wine I was breathing , but was dead Laughed hard , cried next Only the tears were by myside For they always came running to me", "Filling the void of your unexplained absence Empty and hollow - it still beats My heart is struggling at war In the bloodshed , died a million me Now , I fear to be healed For you are the remedy , and the pain"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thank you for coming back to me . The channel recorded up to its normal slot but none of the extra time the over the time .", "context": ["@USER @USER we have a dedicated channel which is great for fans and late running races , yet it doesn't record ! Very disappointed !", "@USER Not good to hear , is it just the F1 channel that isn't recording ? ^ ST"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER * * NOTE : Admittedly , I'm not a big \" #sunglasses wearer . \" . . . But when I DO wear them , I to be \" #instyle \" and . Might as well go with , lol . I think it's safe to say this completes my . 😉", "context": [". . . It's good to be Queen , isn't it , @USER ? * * NOTE : Three @USER fragrances , #MichaelKors lotion and an \" MK \" #dust cover have been purchased in addition to what you see here . . . . But these #three items made \" the cut . \" 😹 😹 Full wishlist : ", "@USER @USER @USER . . . #Special #shoutout to my Dad for these he purchased for me that arrived . This makes my second pair of that came with case and polishing cloth . 🕶 ️ 💋 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I guess there is stupid everywhere . I guess I always believed ALL Canadians were savvier ... not the case .", "context": ["@USER good one . Again what is wrong with people how can they be soooooooo backwards ?", "@USER Can't believe he's CANADIAN ! Hurts my soul that there are Canadians who would vote Trump . I can't believe any of this is happening ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Get off my thread . How dare you defend #hate and #fascism Shame on you ; .", "context": ["@USER Whenever you speak , I will not listen . You are #unfit . #notmypresident EVER", "@USER refusing to listen just makes you deaf ... sorry bud but Trump is President for next 4 years get used to it #NotMyPresident"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Small price to pay on $ 1.1 B for the security of #Bitcoin and the #Satisfaction of supporting an #EconomicSolution is only the if we support it , and not focus on just use Bitcoin if it's ? Who with $ 1.1 B would put it in EOS and ?", "context": ["124,946 bitcoin were just moved in a transaction . That's ~ $ 1,100 , 000,000 transfered for an $ 80 fee . No government , bank or third party had to verify the transaction , nor could they have stopped it if they wanted to . The true power of bitcoin . 🔥", "@USER Free on EOS , so you could say you made $ 80 if it were in EOS . And it takes only 1 second for an EOS transaction . BTC gave us EOS , thanks BTC . Your the best"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is the same statement about the alt right theory this could also left theory But until things are validated its #fear", "context": ["Why is #60Minutes ignoring @USER where they proved the protesters were paid . #Election2016 #Notmypresident", "@USER @USER its been now confirmed through #Craiglist and solid media international sources #GeorgeSoros is behind riots"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #grateful for everyone doing such an important , anything but easy , job ! 🙏 💜", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER awesome ! If you have questions ask its her project ! Good luck & thank you 💜", "@USER @USER @USER it's a wonderful cause I used to work seniors w ALZ I just gotta check my funds 💵 💵 💰"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER right ? Very beautiful ! I've had difficulties reading it out loud , it fills me with such pride !", "context": ["Joint Statement from California Legislative Leaders on Result of Presidential Election ", "@USER This is very powerful . California resoundingly rejected Trump and is by far the best state in the nation . Beautiful"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's not about attraction , it's specifically his Gay Fat Friend \" brand \" , where he puts himself into the narrative of \" Instagram Fitness Model \\ Influencer \\ Gay Guys Who Look Like They Don't Know Any Fat People \" and flips the story . 👍 🐻 👍", "context": ["Sleep is the essence of life , and life is the essence of ... FUN ! And let ’ s just say , I need all the essence I can get . ( Right , Jeff ? ? ? LOLOL ) Live Laugh Sleep #gayfatfriend #gayfun #gaybro ", "@USER @USER Todd : Are you ever attracted to people who aren't make models and shirtless ? #95PercentOfGuysWhoArentMaleModels"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER so what happened to Feb 2016 then ? Now sometime in 2017 ? You had a good thing going , well it sounded good .. 1 1/2 years ago ! #awful", "context": ["Ordered @USER 14 June 2015 , any update on delivery ! ? Come on guys , you're not being very professional about all this ... update please !", "@USER Hey Stephen ! We will be shipping international orders later in 2017 . We are still finalizing our international shipping"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you for your RT ’ s and for sharing the Message of #faith and #hope . GOD bless 🙏 🏻 🕊 ✨ ✨", "context": ["“ Let all that you do be done in LOVE . ” 1 Corinthians 16:14 💖 ♥ ️ ", "@USER \" There are three things that will endure . Faith , hope , and love . The greatest of these is love . \" - Corinthians 13:13 ♥ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Meet Mr and Mrs Onotanemere God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried #marriage ", "context": ["Meet Mr and Mrs Adebayo God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Jacobs God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I will always read about & #freedom Aaron ! It sounds like you have quite a unique book here filled with twists & turns to make people think . Awesome ! I wish you & your books the absolute best ! @USER", "context": ["🦋 #SundayMotivation #writerslift 💫 I want to RT your PT & know you a little better . 📚 Give 2 words on your book or #WIP . Post a GIF on those 2 words or a link to your book . 💕 Share . RT . Follow . Mine is Happy Sunday ❤ ️ ", "@USER #freedom \" Excellent and intriguing , I've never read another book like it , want more ... \" \" Unique and thought Provoking \" Herai In an underground city : carved out of stone a battle for survival and self fulfilment is raging ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May the victory of coming to know #God's Son , #Christ #Jesus be UPON and WITHIN us ALL one day very very soon ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["Thank you for the continued #prayers for myself and my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years . I have #faith the light of #God's heart will bring us back together one day soon ! Ezekiel 36:26 ", "@USER May #God give us ALL #HOPE going forward that YES much much better days are ahead ! #Depression"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You can tell ppl who don't do their homework spewing #lies #hate #rejectfear", "context": ["' We need to approach this with grace ' : Millennials protest Trump victory ", "@USER will you be covering the negativity and hate that Trump supporters are already spewing ? ! I believe that's worth looking into"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "2.3 : All that remained , were the colored stains of its corpse , and the sent of citrus and brimstone . I live to fight another day , but how long until the next assault ... #Share #Follow #Enjoy", "context": ["2.1 : Yet another disturbance , from within my darkest depths . A savage growl , echoed within these tiled walls . I sat poised for battle . The tension was palpable , and the sweat on my brow was that , of a light summer's rain . It was then , it showed itself ! #Satire #FreeWriting #Humor", "2.2 : As the demon tried to grab hold of me , I began to cast it out , muttering words to my savior for assistance . With each forceful pass , its fiery claws ripped away , until it lost it grip , and was vanquished to the sea . #PottyHumor #Satire #Knight"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER LMAO not yet ! i ’ m banking on #CATDADDY ’ s natural affinity for brown women to prevent this from happening . i will #BURN this entire cursed bird website to the if i get served with a restraining order by my one true love 👔 ! 😡 🔥 🤴 🏼 ", "context": ["cancelling plans is ok . getting smitten w a random 62 year old billionaire is ok . turning ur entire twitter into a thirst catdaddy account is ok . ruining steyer ’ s #teamtom hashtag w ur lust is ok . getting served w a restraining order by steyer is ok . do what u need to do to cope . ", "@USER bruh did u get a restraining order fr"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yesss ... let them be happy and florish 🔊 even more 👑 👑 👑", "context": ["Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are leaving the royal palace to become financially independent . ", "@USER There is nothing wrong with waiting your own family , money , space ect . I believe this is a boss move for them and it is not like they will forget about them , i mean Archie and Harry has royal blood.Let them people live their lives ... #AahwBathong"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And if Democrats retain the house and gain control of the Senate . She is taking a page from the election year playbook .", "context": ["It's been 𝟐𝟎 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 since the House passed their sham Articles of Impeachment . ⇢ Yet , Speaker Pelosi is still refusing to transmit the articles to the Senate because she knows that House Democrats fundamentally failed to make their case .", "@USER No they made their case . You guys complain that Democrats are doing this impeachment because they cant beat @USER at the ballot box . So it is an election year and @USER is just holding off to see if Trump gets reelected ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thank god because people are bashing our great country because election results didn't go their way . Proud to be American !", "context": ["I guess Trump was right , when he said the system was rigged . Still in shock at America's stupidity . #HesNotMyPresident", "@USER grateful to live in a beautiful country that has a DEMOCRACY . At least we get to vote and the people have spoken ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER My favorite was them going to Starbucks buying drink making employee put trump on the cup & acting proud p ", "context": ["I guess \" feelings \" is the new word for Constitution for the alt-right \" freedom lovers \" #pathetic #losers #tytlive ", "@USER this from the camp that boycotts Starbucks over cups ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER hope your sunday has been filled with moments 😊", "context": ["@USER thank you for todays #RT and #FAV 😊 Have a day 🌞", "@USER last evening of the weekend 😜 Great new week ... soon ☺ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Aj kl asim cute and sweet ho rha j sana k sath ... sid ko hug nd cheers ... Bcz friendship still exist in their hearts ❤ ❤ Watch bb13 carefully 4", "context": ["PLEASE I WANT #SidharthShukla AND #AsimRaiz VIDEO CLIP WHEN ASIM RUN TO HUG #ShehnazGill AND HE hugged sid Please 😭 😭 😭 ❤ ❤ ANYONE ? ? ?", "@USER @USER 😂 🤣 🤣 inki apni imagination he 🤦 Asim bhav bhi nahi deta sana ko .."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Still questionable but at least you weren ’ t wearing one of these heinous ribbon belts we #horsegirls used to think were ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Morgan wtf pls tell me you didn ’ t put the buckle in the front of your side zip tailord sportsman ’ s", "@USER @USER @USER Hey Anna . This photo was taken when I was 12 and wearing literal jodhpurs so miss me with that"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER this entire thing is terrible , the paid protestors . #GeorgeSoros & evil man ,", "context": ["@USER @USER Your use of the word thugs is so disgusting . I could care less abt your \" I'm Muslim \" claim .", "@USER @USER @USER \" claim \" is right ! He sounds too stupid to be Muslim !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thanks for creating a clear way for us to prove it to our clients . #grateful", "context": ["Was going over scenarios with a player today . Can't wait to learn more from Scott . #DECADE ", "@USER it really is fun to help players understand how to play the game , there is a right and a wrong way !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Jill for putting me on your #AwesomeList and I wish you an day ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Chase ! You ARE up too early ! Thanks for the shoutout ! you make me happy too ! Along with", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the mention , Mario . I'd like to #SpreadLove to these folks too : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh @USER you are also from Michigan . Unfortunately I cannot be there , because I am working then . I'd love to get together with you and your AD some other time next week .", "context": ["See my #Indieshort , The Fatal Flaw , in the @USER this month . #Detroitfilmmaker #mobileshorts ", "@USER @USER Congratulations ! I just noticed you a from Detroit . Will you be at the Royal Star filmmaker even next Tuesday in Royal Oak ? I will be attending with my assistant director ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER JD0002239843250569 now this doesn't even give me an eta ! ! #awful each time yodel us used I have these issues", "context": ["@USER why is it so difficult to see when my parcel is going to arrive ? I need to know when it's going to be delivered . #angry", "@USER Once done just tweet me to let me know and I will look into this , Kamen . ( 2/2 )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Cause the water quality and level of the Klongs and rivers is soooo good right now . pls tell me this was a sarcastic comment from the minister or do we have another plodprasop ?", "context": ["ICYMI from December . Minister of agriculture suggests that due to the drought in 2020 farmers should grow crops which need less water , and also switch to farming land and aquatic animals . I guess because they don't need any water ? ", "@USER I've lost track of all the govt . pronouncements , claims , policies , plans etc . on this and many other topics . There's no joined up policy or its enactment , so how can the huge budget be properly dispersed and properly utilized ? Well it can't and won't be . And that's the point ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Right now I'm still in PT from my cervical fusion so I am even more limited.So right now I feel like I'm on hold ! 😂 #positivity", "context": ["@USER YAy ! Sounds like a good night ! ⚾ ️ I used to love softball ... then I had stupid back surgery 🙄", "@USER Ah man ... that sucks . Sorry . 😕 Can you do any form of exercise other than walking ? 🏌 ️ ‍ ♀ ️ 🚴 🏼 ‍ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The caps are say goodbye to open containers ! - love it .", "context": ["My new favorite energy drink - keeps me going at work - will be drinking this while streaming on @USER from time to time ! @USER @USER #twitchaffiliate #gamer #energydrink ", "@USER @USER @USER My favorite part about those are the caps ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's really sad and awful . His negative rhetoric has emboldened some fringe groups . We all need to combat that .", "context": ["In the anonymity of voter booths ( vs polls ) , people did the \" unspeakable \" & now it's out : hatred , prejudice , rage . Irrefutable . Terrifying .", "@USER Thanks ! Indifference speaks , too ( bystander effect ) I posted bc of 1st & 2nd hand examples of racism from just yesterday :("]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Let the #world shower your with #birthday and that #school feel for their", "context": ["Kimberly Alford said her daughter was expelled for having a rainbow birthday cake for her birthday . School officials believed it suggested her daughter was gay , she said . ", "@USER HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNG LADY 👐 👐 👐 🎈 🍰 #KIM #KIMBERLY #ALFORD DONT WORRY ABOUT THE OLD WINDBAGS YOUR AN AMAZING PERSON MANY HERES TO MANY MORE TRIPS AROUND THE SUN"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Omce again , #depressed but not surprised . The price of inequality @USER", "context": ["Reading Philip Roth's #PlotAgainstAmerica . Prescient \" alternative history \" , pro-fascist populist wins 1940 US election . Not cheering me up", "@USER We should all re-read it . Get to the end , power of resistance ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May the day be near that the world comes to know #Christ #Jesus . May His HEART of eternal for ALL give ALL souls far and wide going forward that YES much much better days are to come !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER My Lord , My #God ... my only hope , my only love , my only CREATOR forever and ever going forward ...", "@USER @USER @USER All things came into being through Him , and apart from Him nothing came into being that has come into being . He was in the world , and the world was made through Him , and the world did not know Him . John 1:3 , 10 NASB"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's why I use the as a \" bookmark \" in many places .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER In the words of Perry : “ oops ” . Responded to the wrong tweet !", "@USER @USER @USER The way Twitter jumps our content around when viewing 😜 I'm sure it's happened to all of us at some point in time I know I've been tricked more than once"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER # hoping for a new innovative ideas and schemes to settle all the rusted poles and conductors which has not been repaired for long in all parts of nagaland . going , DoPN & our Hon'ble MLA & Advisor , Power .", "context": ["Power Deptt to complete IPDS soon in Dimapur According to power department officials , if everything goes as per schedule , the ongoing IPDS works will be completed soon and Dimapur will get uninterrupted power supply . ", "@USER Great to know and also dont forget to change the electricpost almost to fall in every colony or villages ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's just more whining and a reminder he is not Presidential ... he had a good day too ... had to go on twitter and cry .", "context": ["Why would they ever give him the phone back ? If they were smart , they would shut that account off ~ but ya know #2016 ", "@USER The universe is playing some kind of sick joke on us . This tweet , unsurprisingly , is below the dignity of the office ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You and our #sqlfamily made it happen , Jes . So #grateful to all of you ! @USER @USER & others !", "context": ["I'm going to keep asking #sqlfamily to help Don so he doesn't lose his vision , his quality of life , and his career . ", "@USER #sqlfamily A HUGE thank-you to all who helped me in my time of need ! Here is a video of my doc & surgery : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Voted & RT ’ d ! LOVE LOVE LOVE you , doll ! You ’ re the absolute best part of my Wednesday now . ♥ ️ #TeamChrisSapphire", "context": ["* BREAKING NEWS ! ! ! * Honey , it is now time to VOTE for #TheCircleNetflix FAN FAVORITE ! Whoever WINS gets 10,000 $ $ $ ! Click on this link and vote ! I THANK YOU ALL A MILLION TIMES FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY ❤ ! LET'S DO THIS ! 🎉 🌈 #TEAMCHRISSAPPHIRE #TheCircleUS ", "Thank you all so very VERRRY much for your kind support and beautiful messages . There are no words . Thank yall a TRILLION times ! ❤ ❤ ❤ 🌈 🥰"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What's the goal ? They can't undo the election . A leftist will get out in the street in a heartbeat ! #useless", "context": ["Classes canceled to allow college students to ' cope ' with shock of #DonaldTrump's win ", "@USER @USER maybe all the leftist nuts will boycott every red state - that way they'll leave us alone !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER if you fell of the @USER building you'd land on your feet #lucky 🍀 🍀 🍀", "context": ["@USER Need 8 points from Jimmy Graham or my 💯 % record has gone in our other league 😩", "@USER Just watched short highlights , looked like a great game . Wilson had a good game at last"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was breaking my bollocks laughing at myself for thinking of that but true", "context": ["I'm seeing a Smiths tribute act at the weekend . How in the wide wide world of disaffected youth does one dress for such an occasion ?", "@USER they're very good I used to work with their original singer . Dress how you always dress , like a Moz gig there will be quiffs !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A funny thing to say for someone who interjected on someone else's conversation , would you prefer tadger ? By all means though , keep treating people who are neither yes or no with contempt , it's sure to win the next referendum .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The ‘ once in a generation ’ con is associated with the 2014 Scottish Independence referendum where we Scots were told by BT that voting to stay in the UK would mean continued membership of Europe . THIS WAS A LIE . Is that now clear ?", "@USER @USER @USER You've got a bit of attitude mate , he's just asking questions in a calm way , you should be tolerant and willing to take the time to explain yourself without being cheeky or smart ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good on you Shane , you make us proud to be Australian #goodleader #excellentleader", "context": ["Huge boost for the team here at #NSWRFS State Ops , with a visit from our Australian Cricket Champions , Captain Tim Paine and Nathan Lyon . They've taken time out to visit some of firefighters and affected areas today . We were all a little ' bowled over ' really . Thanks fellas ", "@USER @USER Oh , and to all my mates who are cricket tragics , apologies but I couldn't resist a selfie with this outstanding leader . I guess you're a little jealous right now . #SorryNotSorry #NSWRFS "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I am having so much fun discovering ( okay , googling 😆 ) who you are ! ! There ’ s something about your energy that leaves me with kind of a confused smile on my face 🤨 🤪 😂 Thank you for that ! ! 🙏 Continued success ! Love to you !", "context": ["take pictures of me while i'm having my picture taken ", "CUTE ! @USER @USER RT @USER take pictures of me while i'm having my picture taken "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #SidIsha ❤ ❤ ❤ 😍 😍 ☻ Just look at them raising the temperatures around us ( much needed in these Delhi winters tho ) & totally killing it ! #Sanjivani #NamitKhanna ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Aaj Dr . Sid ekdum full on masti ke mood mein hain . 😂 😂 ❤ ❤ ❤ Also , don't miss the cute & teasing expressions of our handsome Dr . #Sanjivani #SidIsha #NamitKhanna ", "@USER @USER @USER Do I even need to say anything ? 😫 Their caps speak for themselves . The Hottest jodi of ITV at present ! 😍 😍 😍 🔥 #Sanjivani #SidIsha #NamitKhanna "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER aww cool 🥺 a lot of loves have been tweeting at me & they all seem really sweet so i think i ’ ll stan & become .. 😎 💗", "context": ["also omg i want 2 become a part of the LOVE fandom ? ? ? like ? ? ? LOVE ? ? ? that ’ s such a cute name . r we Kidding", "@USER Omg yass please do ! I ’ m still a bit of a new love but it ’ s literally one of the best decision I ’ ve ever made ! The loves I ’ ve met are so friendly and welcoming !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ohhhhhhhh . Find the clip it ’ s about 7 mins long and #Legendary", "context": ["BOOM ! A final blow from Ricky Garvais “ Our next presenter starred in Netflix ’ s Birdbox movie , where people survive by pretending they don ’ t see a thing — sorta like working for Harvey Weinstein ” When the crowd seems upset , Garvais points to them and says “ I didn ’ t , YOU did it ! ” ", "@USER @USER I didn't watch but I think I like him !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 11.5 miles today and felt like I could have done more 💪 🏻 😬", "context": ["Good evening #UKRunChat ppl . Welcome to the #fastesthouroftheweek with sponsors @USER . Say hello everyone 😊 👍 🏻 .", "@USER @USER Evening all ! Hope everyone's on a high from running today :-) #ukrunchat"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But perception of Ariel that I have is that she is smart , hard-working , & her co-stars love her ... So if by , she means #Lovable ... Then she is still very much in the running with #BabyYoda ! In OTHER NEWS ... We have @USER ... Who is VERY BEAUTIFUL ! ", "context": ["Dear @USER Usually , you are the first on scene to such hard-hitting news stories ... But @USER , who is the MOST BEAUTIFUL ( and you can quote me on that ) , post her new pics ... AND IT TAKES YOU ALMOST 3 DAY TO COVER IT ! Losing your touch #Fox !", "@USER @USER Now about the #BabyYoda comparison ... Clearly that was a #Joke ... Very funny Ariel ! She is clearly NOT advocating a BEAUTY CONTEST between her and #Yodas ... So don't try to spin that as ! But when it comes to the side of things ... Yes people love ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER NewsNow I ’ m totally stoked about this ! I ’ ve been #Skiing for 30 plus years . I lived in #Colorado , #Flagstaff , & , but I now live in . I miss the & this would be so cool to have or use to keep that going !", "context": ["This is so Rad ! @USER is showing off their #Ski #Simulator here @USER #CES2020 & they are a proud partner of @USER . NewsNow ", "@USER @USER @USER NewsNow omg .. I want to try that ! ! Wow ! ! 😀"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yes contacted that link . That's who told me the only way to get the goods would be to pay rush fees . #frustrated", "context": ["Thanks @USER for shipping me damaged goods and then expecting me to pay rush fees to get my items before the holidays ! ! #disgusted", "@USER We're sorry to hear about what happened , Kim . Have you already reached out to our team at ? - Kinga"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It was intense but every word he said is EXACTLY how I feel #scared", "context": ["@USER #RealTime was a MUST SEE TONIGHT ! They replay it if ur on east coast and missed @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I have watched for years , and I think this is the best episode I've seen ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh yes thats right , you live in the #future compared to us North Americans , lol 🤣 😂 👍 💯 Have a #GoodNight and #dreams 🙏", "context": ["For all the #InspectorGadget & #EDM #Fans out there , This one is for You ! ! Dat @USER @USER @USER Below 👇 💯 🎶 🤘 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , it was a busy day , it is now 23.30 and my eyelids are coming down ... Enjoy your day 🤗 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER be her friend and love her . Because she never once in four years gave up on me . #LoveMyLatinaMuffin #BestFriend", "context": ["/ / For those of you who don't know . I've come under fire more than once regarding my friendship with @USER and to be honest ? I'm going to shut all of you up right now . You want to know why I'm friends with her ? This is why ... when I first got into the porn fandom ? I was - -", "@USER a Bruce Venture fake and the two of us were shipped on an account . And I got torn into by a guy who was shipped with her on several of her other accounts and she came to my rescue . She went to bat for me ... She did it time and time again no matter what . So yes ... I will always - -"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I know ppl who have installed video baby monitors that display on their phones so they can watch their doggos while at work . I think #Furbo has a similar feature . #wishlist", "context": ["Back to work after two weeks 😔 These are my bestest \" don't leave me \" sad eyes ... but deep down I'm saying , hey lady can you leave your phone so I can tweet with my frens ? ", "@USER What if there were an emergency and you need to call for help ? What if you wanted to send your Mom a selfie to brighten her work day ? Or just call to say you love her ? Remind her you are looking at the bigger picture 📱 👍 👍 #CellPhoneForPenny"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER HAPPY #SUNDAY DEB 💐 ☕ 💞 💜 💙 #WISH YOU THE HAVE A SUNDAY WITH PEACE AND BE YOUR ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good morning Brandi . Good to see you ! Hope you have a Blessed day ! 🙋 ‍ ♀ ️ 👍 ❤ 🙏", "@USER @USER @USER Good Morning Sis . Have a great day . Working today but it ’ s all good !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks to everyone ⭐ ️ 🍀 🍀 🍀 ⭐ ️ January flowers are Anemone by Wei-San Ooi #flowers #Inspired #nature . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Tyvm 🎀 YO 🌹 🌹 🌹 January flowers are Anemone by Ana Tramont 🍀 #flowers #Inspired . ", "@USER @USER @USER Let's have you happy , Heart never forget you for you 😊 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER but live works justas well I guess lool", "context": ["as soon as its done , im gunna upload ! lets talk about some noob stuff ", "@USER who on earth was that pic of last night would live to control her ? 😆"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I tried to do the right thing and emailed the complaints dept but underwhelmed with their lack of empathy", "context": ["@USER Thanks for underwhelming us after things went wrong on our Florida holiday #wontbepayingtogotoFloridawithyouagain", "@USER Can we help ? Pls email customer ( dot ) relations ( at ) virginholidays ( dot ) com for investigation / assistance . ^ CD"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very simply put may we ALL decide to be a #Christian today with a heart , a new found Ezekiel 36:26 HEART of eternal for ALL ! #Prayer ", "context": ["#WednesdayMotivation There is no limit to God . Our God is : Infinite in thoughts Ps 40:5 Infinite in righteousness Ps 71:15 Infinite in grace Ps 84:11 Infinite in faithfulness Ps 89:2 Infinite in forgiveness Ps 103:12 Infinite in understanding Ps 147:5 We serve a limitless God ! ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm NOT a liberal Christian , I'm NOT a conservative Christian . I AM a BIBLICAL CHRISTIAN !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Don't raise someone's hopes when you know the truth will destroy them . #TeamFollowBack", "context": ["Oh , your boyfriend cheated on you ? Please , tell me more about how the entire male population is responsible #TeamFollowBack", "@USER U gotta catch any cheater try sending a front facing face photo @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Declare these things ; exhort and rebuke with all authority . Let no one disregard you . \" Titus 2 : 11-15 #God #Jesus #JesusChrist", "context": ["\" For the grace of God has appeared , bringing salvation for all people , training us to renounce ungodliness and worldly passions , and to live self-controlled , upright , and godly lives in the present age ...", "... waiting for our blessed hope , the appearing of the glory of our great God and Savior Jesus Christ , who gave Himself for us to redeem us from all lawlessness and to purify for Himself a people for His own possession who are zealous for good works ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER True .. We are all being of \" Love those who love you . Love those who love you not . Love those who hate you . Love those who hate you not . Love them until they love you back , and when they love you back , LOVE THEM MORE ! \" Heard the sometime back & loved it ! #WednesdayThoughts ", "context": ["Practice kindness . Be empathetic . Build bridges . #MustRead my article #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER So true . We are beings of Love . vibrate in the frequencies of love . #Compassion "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER dis'stream is too funneee ! must C ! ! ! 🎉 😂 😋 🥳 👹 Programmers UR fellow Proggy ~ Proffy NEEDS U pleeease contact him / join d ' #feecting #TylerTeam discord-server Peter Thiel I just saved u billions in / of dollars ! via @USER", "context": ["📢 aww ! 🎆 Indra 😇 talkin'wif 🗣 ️ his 🆒 mouth ! ! ! #Feecting ( missd'd ️ visual listenin earlier ) \" Congratulations Profs ! \" Saving billionaireMogul ' billions o'dillzers ' ~ Proffy Peter Thiel I just saved you billions in of dollars via @USER", "@USER 🐍 💎 n'nagatalky 👹 😾 \" Rrraaagh \" 🦁 we eat naga ! like #Garuda ' khaarrr ' Proffy ~ \" he's an O . M ️ original.monk .. ommm \" ! Proffy ~ \" ! #ProjectWeaselWords'c / o Palantir \" ! PeterThiel wants 2live80 , 000yrs FEED d'KIDZ peter sayNO 2 anti-agin BloodsucKin n ' Sea-steadin !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's truly ♥ ️ saving me 26 pounds a month on #Podiatry #DoTheMath ... but it's #Environmentally friendly ... ! ... they work so hard ! I love my feet ! ! ! ♥ ️ ♥ ️ ♥ ️", "context": ["Indeed ! ... and you save me huge expense of podiatry ... no need for scalping of hardened foot skin because your product #DoesTheJob ! #Footcare ♥ ️ ♥ ️ ... they work hard and are too often forgotten ! ♥ ️ ♥ ️ ♥ ️ ️ ️ products ! Good Good ", "@USER Ah , glad your feet 👟 👟 👣 love the foot pebble 👊 🏽"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER What you do is beautuful Wish you Joy", "context": ["What do you do , big or small , when you need to find yourself or ground yourself ? 💛 💛 ❤ 💛 💛 #ThursdayThoughts #thursdaymorning #adviceneeded", "@USER sounds cliche but i use prayer . saying something as simple as \" dear god , i give these feelings of unease to you . please help me accept whatever may come with grace and serenity \" helps put me in a mindset of surrendering my own expectations and ego over things i can't control"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER They're old enough to question how we could elect someone who would use their star power to grab them by their privates", "context": ["It's gonna be a tough morning trying to explain this to my little girls . A sad night for American morality and family values #ElectionNight", "@USER You don't need to tell your kids anything you know .."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I fight for all #women , I fight for all #men , I fight for all #religions & I fight for us to one another .", "context": ["Thank you #America for robbing him of an #education he can afford . The fight doesn't end here . See you next Tuesday … ", "@USER straight , white men destroyed our country tonight n Liberal Women will b most hurt victims . SORRY about that #ElectionNight"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very disappointed . I wrote a great article ( even if I say so myself ) re Muirfield . Edition 35 of . Have a look . Must have been at my best editorially that month . #ladyfriendlygolf", "context": ["Well curiouser and curiouser . A golf society in Stoke on Trent that doesn't except women ? Your thoughts please @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Megolithic ! mind you it's a #Brexit stronghold so what do you expect ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's certainly does brother n I'm gonna Indiana Jones the heck out of it ! #GBU n yours", "context": ["#2Day I pray I systematically revert back to the thought of what makes me smile n all I am grateful for , the lessons n blessings , this brand knew day , how far I have come n the reasons why , this will push me to keep going #OUDK #DIGGDEEP", "@USER AMEN Dayton 🙏 🙏 each new day brings new adventure ... have a great and Blessed day my brother with much love #GBU and your's #HOPE #FAITHOVERFEAR"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER willingness to put himself and his interests above American democracy is despicable", "context": ["Setting stage for a governing crisis - even if Rs don't follow through on impeachment , opens the door to destabiliz … ", "Using the threat of impeachment for leverage is also a dangerous kind of minority party hostage-taking behavior "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I never knew what ( verb ) was until my son was born . He ’ s 4 now . Before that , all I knew was the fleeting , #selfish emotion of love ( noun ) and how it made me feel . I was so damned naive .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER droppin ’ some of the same concerns and questions that I have when raising my own son . Check it .", "@USER @USER @USER Fatherhood is the biggest gift and blessing ! Always need to make sure we are giving it our best ! 🙌 🏾 💯"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Your turn around manager said to the staff for us all to hear . \" Just herd them like sheep outside . \" #wow #awful #insulting", "context": ["Landed at #GLA from BA2212 . @USER you need to get better staff at LCY and cabin crew were awful Your service level frankly suck !", "@USER We're sorry your experience was so disappointing . We do appreciate your honest feedback . ^ Gareth"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well I made enough to feed a family of 7 so come on over . #fireroastedtomatoes", "context": ["I ’ ve been blowing up @USER all day about my pitiful yet really insignificant problems and she told me if these were the worst things happening I was fine and that I needed a bowl of queso and that my friends is why she ’ s my best friend 🤣 🤣 🤣", "@USER Hahahahaha that gif is everything 🤣 LOVE YOU . comin for dat queso soup asap lmao "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER We relate.Many changes come by in JA by protesting ! Only prob the narrative for US is going to be it's Hillary / Barrack fault !", "context": ["Some of the most robust / enlightening conversations I've had are with ppl with differing views . I usually learn something .", "@USER the reason Jamaicans can't relate is because our protests don't matter . Even the protesters aren't serious enough to follow up"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Don't sell yourself short , Brad ! U R AN AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR ! As for , he IS a #Filmmaking & 1 day is going to forget about lil ' ol ' Lori Cooper from Columbus , Ohio ! Until then , I take heed & hang on to his every word 🖋 📚 📽 👮 ‍ ♂ ️ ! Same goes for u", "context": ["@USER P . S . - I'm so proud of your award-winning Book REPEAT OFFENDER and for the award-winning film @USER on which you and @USER did an OUTSTANDING job ! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ all the way , baby ! 🖋 📚 ‍ ️ ️", "@USER @USER @USER is a filmmaking genius . And the story , it made itself . I ’ m just glad m writing caught up to it and I didn ’ t get in the way ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thank you so much ! Just wanted to make sure as I didn't want to disappoint my daughter 😊 #thankyou #grateful #SantaClaus", "context": ["@USER we have a letter for #Santa & we're wondering if we need to put a stamp to mail it ? Thx in advance !", "@USER Hi Melanie , letters to Santa do not require stamps , but only a returned address . Please learn more : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER the most uplifting spam you'll ever read . Flood your news feed with #positivity", "context": ["I refuse to apologize for my egregious number of Grief Retweets ™", "@USER If @USER doesn't apologize for reddit-spamming , I don't see why you'd have to ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER but you allowed queuing to commence well before 11am ! Clearly , this system is not fair at all ! #frustrated", "context": ["@USER I have \" the queue is paused \" is this right ?", "@USER We paused the queue around 11:10 because , by this time , enough users had tickets in their baskets for the event to sell out"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Often to hear the #BackStory of someone's life turns out & #Intriguing ... Just as Brian's does ! David's last Boss at got in touch after seeing the photo of us all ~ to chat & say how was his ❣ x ", "context": ["You must read this @USER all about @USER fascinatin ❣ ️ Thanks to @USER we had the pleasure of meeting him in person #TheBigWrap A charity event for All these things he #embraces #TopMan LetsShare 🙏 ", "@USER @USER @USER That is interesting ! I didn't know he was adopted , or that he grew up in Halifax ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER « If you want to be or if you want to be miserable — either way is your choice . So choose to be happy . » Thank you for the reminder 😘 ", "context": ["Daily life : what is the most valuable skill anyone can have for their entire life ?", "@USER Always choosing to be happy no matter what ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awhhh ! How lovely . More less #hate is what this #world needs ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️", "context": ["Does it not seem #fuckedup that it seems more #socially #acceptable to people rather than to say I you ?", "@USER I'll say it . I love you . Crate is so often vocalized so it's becoming a plague . We gotta say we live each other more often ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you . Versa now fully loaded . Thank you for your prompt reply . #service #firstclass", "context": ["@USER @USER can you please provide me a link so that I can transfer music to my #versa2", "@USER Hi . Thanks for reaching out . We would be happy to help . To download music to your Fitbit Versa 2 , you can follow the steps here : Let us know how it goes ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Unfortunately their anger blinds many to #Trump's real threat : those who will feel emboldened by his #hate rhetoric as w / #brexit", "context": ["I fear for #America deciding between rock and a hard place . Pls learn from UK #Brexit and be careful of what you unleash #racism", "@USER Either way , the neocons will enforce their agenda . #Trump , should he win , will be doing their bidding too . That's obvious !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I follow all of my followers . That's a promise . Memes are the mission though . #follobackforfolloback #follo4folloback #follo4follo ", "context": ["@USER I follow all of my followers . That's a promise . Memes are the mission though . #follobackforfolloback #follo4folloback #follo4follo ", "@USER I follow all of my followers . That's a promise . Memes are the mission though . #follobackforfolloback #follo4folloback #follo4follo "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER me EITHER ! ! she ’ s v annoying , so naturally , peter likes her . #TheBachelor", "context": ["OMG @USER WATCHES #TheBachelor ? ! ? ! AND live tweets it ? ! ? ! what a day to be alive ! ! #blessed", "@USER I dabble and I have no idea how to pronounce Mykenaleighnns name ; not a fan"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Great hustle . Just stay on it , even if it means less time but more frequent ...", "context": ["Made it to the gym . Massive shout out to @USER for all the work that they are doing . My video for this T-shirt should land in two weeks time . But my fitness codes will be up and running from 7pm this evening ... #bameed #DiverseEd #diverseleaders ", "@USER @USER Just been for a run ! Dodgy knee and lung issue have not made it a great year for exercise ... easing myself back into the gym and running but at 47 it gets harder every year ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER A great movie John Cusack is a phenomenal actor . movie ever .", "context": ["Name a movie that you loved as a kid , but then as an adult you saw it and thought it was terrible .", "@USER Better Off Dead . Tons of little funny moments but turrible movie"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Bushes blocked in . I just need to add detail and highlight . Need to move onto other work but these will turn out nicely for the #Giveaway ! #rpg ", "context": ["#Morining 2 of #Giveaway asset creations ! We had trees in our garden and now Bushes ! What will I add tomorrow ? What do YOU want to see me create ? If you make me go \" ooo \" with your suggestion ill even stream its creation on #twitch ! ", "oh i forgot to say the giveaway is with @USER ! It is morning still shh ! :P "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER just listening and swaying ! No singing along or anything", "context": ["\" Tomorrow those ideas and that campaign is going down \" Springsteen on Trump and his policies @USER #udjournalism", "@USER Omg , this is one of his best dancing songs and he's making it mellow . What's the crowd like ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I literally slept at 3 this morning 😔 I'm on episode 8 of season 1 now . This is gonna be the end of a goodnights rest . 😩 😂", "context": ["I legit just started watching @USER on @USER season 1 , episode 1 down and 274 episodes to go . Hoooiiii 😪", "@USER prepare yourself for late nights due to binge watching lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ! ! ! I have no words to express how thankful I am that Lor is doing so much better ! ! !", "context": ["Lor ’ s vet sent us this picture this morning with the note : “ He sure loves his Kong ! ” They have let him keep it with him - probably because he won ’ t give it up . His protein levels are up today to 4.1 ( from 3.6 yesterday with normal being 5.4- 6.9 ) his liver levels are almost normal ", "They are leaving the nasal feeding tube in for today for a bit of extra nutrition but will likely remove it tomorrow . If nothing else changes today , tomorrow ’ s discussion will be about his “ home plan , ” which is absolutely the greatest phrase we ’ ve heard in a week ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Voted & RT ’ d ! LOVE LOVE LOVE you , doll ! You ’ re the absolute best part of my Wednesday now . ♥ ️ #TeamChrisSapphire", "context": ["* BREAKING NEWS ! ! ! * Honey , it is now time to VOTE for #TheCircleNetflix FAN FAVORITE ! Whoever WINS gets 10,000 $ $ $ ! Click on this link and vote ! I THANK YOU ALL A MILLION TIMES FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY ❤ ! LET'S DO THIS ! 🎉 🌈 #TEAMCHRISSAPPHIRE #TheCircleUS ", "Thank you all so very VERRRY much for your kind support and beautiful messages . There are no words . Thank yall a TRILLION times ! ❤ ❤ ❤ 🌈 🥰"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Indeed , supine in face of unfolding fiasco-mare , even as polls suggest Brexit majority no longer exists 😔 #fear @USER", "context": ["Freedom of Movement , Austerity , Labour and MPs votes on Brexit ", "@USER Simon this is spot on and I find it infuriating @USER MP's are ducking these difficult conversations"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hey , it ’ s my pleasure @USER ! ! I found them both ! #subscribed to your #youtubechannel also ! ! Hope you ’ re having a #Sunday !", "context": ["Listen to #Falling ... right here on this new #ISSA #Part4 ! ! You ’ re gonna ! And be sure to ", "@USER How lovely dear ! Ty ! Here is my music page on Twitter @USER it had the link to my YouTube channel 🙂 I have followed you on that page too !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Meet Mr and Mrs Akindeju God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried #marriage ", "context": ["Meet Mr and Mrs Ebe God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Benjamin God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So when u trade in after 3 years , that balloon payment will not go against you ? Ending up taking a cheaper car", "context": ["Buying a car cash is not always a smart decision . It's a depreciating asset . Im not starting a debate by the way . #JustSaying #UnpopularOpinion ", "@USER My smart friends , push up the balloon payment as much as possible , reducing the monthly premium amount as much as possible , trade it in on the third year ( break even point ) and repeat ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Queen agrees ' transition ' to new role for Harry and Meghan CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER this makes me so happy , I just hope he hires a financial advisor to keep him out of hard times #HughMungus #papabless", "context": ["Update video w / new gofundme coming tomorrow ( Gotta get Hugh verified on account first ) We'll do right by Hugh in the end ! Appreciate ya ! !", "@USER Here is the real fundraiser , will announce it tomorrow , just as proof for now . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes . I need to ask for a coffee .", "context": ["SOOOO ... my latest LinkedIn invite ... what's my next move ? I'll do whatever the Hive Mind tells me to do ", "@USER You should say “ Such a small world ! How is so-and-so these days ? ? I haven ’ t talked to him / her in so long ! The three of us should grab coffee soon ! ”"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you are a typical Killary supporter . Angry ! Mean !", "context": ["HURRY ! We need your support TODAY . Donate big and let's Make America Great Again ! ", "@USER so you want to reduce the taxes that the rich pay , but u haven't paid taxes in 18 yrs ? U want to suck us dry ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER made one weeks ago 👍 but it looks like Dole Cannery / Regal Theater is just outside a limit ? Or is there a limit ?", "context": ["@USER please put up a bikeshare station in front of Dole ! 🚴", "@USER @USER Make sure we don't forget by putting a request in here ! : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I see you . Ostentatious , flamboyant , in yer face . You know i like a good word . #words", "context": ["@USER I hope this isn't a sharp swipe in glorious technicolor . Obscure word merge too , with magenta sheen … ", "@USER it's all art .. words are art and colours highlight the fun . #SwearyArt have fun .. Swear words are pure art ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER What you do is beautuful Wish you Joy", "context": ["What do you do , big or small , when you need to find yourself or ground yourself ? 💛 💛 ❤ 💛 💛 #ThursdayThoughts #thursdaymorning #adviceneeded", "@USER sounds cliche but i use prayer . saying something as simple as \" dear god , i give these feelings of unease to you . please help me accept whatever may come with grace and serenity \" helps put me in a mindset of surrendering my own expectations and ego over things i can't control"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He has a wonderful way of expressing himself Luci 😈", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Bloody hell , 2 hours phone call with Telekom , because my TV doesn't work . I can think of better things for the evening ", "@USER @USER @USER The second day at work and I'm so tired "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Would love to receive a blessing from @USER 💙 🤍 💙 what you are doing is Amazing ! ! ! $ RachelW 143 #Blessings", "context": ["Everyday in 2020 I will randomly pick someone on twitter and give them $ 20 in cash or #BTC . Why ? To put a smile on someone ’ s face and for me to develop a habit of giving . Leave your CashApp , PayPal or BTC addy and please retweet . #365Giving20", "💙 💙 Everyday #Giveaway 💙 💙 $ 20 in Cash or #Crypto Everyday ! Comment with your info so I can 👀 you Retweet and tag a friend to spread awareness Get your mind off of #WWIII and unto "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Indeed . I can understand that for many they have invested years into relationships , but life means more than love . can restart , #life cant", "context": ["Every female on my timeline I am begging you to terminate any relationship your are in at the first sign of abuse - verbal or otherwise . Behaviours take time to change ... while its taking time you should also take time away from the relationship . #StopAbuseNow ", "@USER Fi real Miller . There has to be a nationwide approach to tackling this problem . The physiological effects are irreversible ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER or you could look at it from a #positive point of view 😁 😁 ", "context": ["Love these two . My sisters ... they are supporting @USER are you ? #imanunusuallady ", ". @USER @USER Anne Marie , then Deirdre and I am the shrimp ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ ve actually washed the lot . It ’ s taken a while , but I got there .", "context": ["I have an empty laundry basket for the first time since the start of December . I ’ m feeling very pleased with myself .", "@USER Tipping it on the floor doesn ’ t count ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #scared too . Imagining if I were an immigrant , person w / a disability , person of color or LGBTQ ...", "context": ["Maybe Trump will go back to being a Democrat again . Maybe ? Or maybe RBG will live forever . I'm hoping bizarre things at 4am .", "@USER I think she has 4 more years in her . I hope . No way will he be reelected . I hope . #scared"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER some people don't care Mich less think about how words hurt others . People don't think before they speak .", "context": ["Just heard a network anchor make a joke about a politician's weight . Did I seriously hear that right ? Wow . I won't use specifics . I'll stop .", "@USER but in all seriousness no need for that mess ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER it's so easy and fun ! I made pretty good $ doing this too.From H & M to Neiman Marcus I sell . #positive experience #poshmark", "context": ["I just added this to my closet on Poshmark : Northface jacket . via @USER #shopmycloset", "@USER How do you like Poshmark ? I have been thinking about it ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "6 . Tilt you in the direction of #godliness and 7 . Not be threatened by your #growth 8 . Not trade your secrets to get new gist to #gossip about . This is the year to avoid \" dramatic people . \" 9 . Befriend you in your presence and bad-mouth you in your absence", "context": ["This is not the year to partner with those who will paint you bad to look good . #Thread The 20 KIND OF RELATIONSHIPS YOU NEED IN 2020 👇 👇 👇 ", "The 20 KIND OF RELATIONSHIPS YOU NEED IN 2020 are ones that will : 1 . Enhance your level of #clarity 2 . Enlarge your appetite for #growth 3 . Provide you #strategic leverage 4 . Increase your distribution chain 5 . Connect you to other valuable & high net-worth individuals &"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER We'll take it ! Thanks so much for the . We can't wait to welcome you back on board .", "context": ["Shoutout to @USER for giving out @USER aka cookie butter cookies on their flights 🙌 🙌", "@USER also you got me home 25 minutes early . Sending lots of love 😘"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Please also share your thoughts in the comments below . I hope you have a lovely day and please feel free to let me know what you would do . #alonetime #appreciation", "context": ["There is a reason people tell us to “ just be ourselves . ” It is because when we are trying to figure out how to avoid the stick or get the carrot , we kind of split ourselves from that part that just does things for the joy of it . ", "How do you have fun ? How would you spend a day if you had one just to yourself , and nothing mattered ? My newsletter this week talks about this at length and offers exercises to help figure out what brings joy . Click on the link in my bio to sign up for the newsletter ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER even kids picked up the ugly chants & are throwing them #latino kids . another generation infected w / #hate", "context": ["I will be so glad when the monstrous behavior unleashed by Trump subsides . And it will . ", "@USER @USER @USER not so confident , I fear backlash especially against the groups he has targeted for hate ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It may not seem like it but you will heal , but you will and have never lost anyone you've been close to or loved for they are with you in every thought and chat you have about them .. your a #strong woman who has the of her daughter to give you strength & from those who care x", "context": ["@USER heya .. silly question but how you holding up today ?", "@USER Dunno really still shocked not sunk in yet . .. glad to have spoken with my nephew's now our contact was the house now burnt so we're all on WhatsApp now just relieved to have spoken all three of us me my two nephew's it felt not so lonely"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May we ALL have the courage to overcome ALL the wickedness the world represents . May we ALL have the courage to never be of this world , but to be of #Christ #Jesus by making the decision to take on His heart ... His HEART of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["#TuesdayMotivation The world wants peace , but rejects the Prince of Peace . The world wants love , but rejects the Author of Love . The world wants life , but rejects the One Who gave His to save theirs . The world desperately wants Jesus , but they ’ re too busy rejecting Him ", "@USER @USER @USER ☦ ️ 🌹 🕯 ️ ✝ ️ These things I have spoken to you , so that in Me you may have peace . In the world you have tribulation , but take courage ; I have overcome the world . John 16:33 🎆 ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I no ppl there-they are disgusted . Isn't this the #hate they claim to fight ?", "context": ["@USER : @USER CEO tells employees to quit if they supported @USER . SMH - Please Share .", "@USER @USER @USER Omg I'm a independent contractor who drives for grubhub smh"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Colourful kimonos at Japan's Coming of Age Day CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm not in the business of #hate , I'm in the business of #debate", "context": ["Now we can see the results of hate fueled by tabloids #StopFundingHate ", "@USER @USER Does that include the same rhetoric aimed at Farage , Trump , and many more ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Anyway I ’ m going to let this - IMO : FABULOUS CANADIAN ENSEMBLE - speak on my Behalf #YoullFeelMe #ThePrognosisIsDiscosis #YoussouNDour", "context": ["Modern Times & Modern Love ‘ s Complicated [ and I guess by Modern - I mean Current - like as in - Today - NOW #Fact #Truth #Laymans 😘 ] But Might one Postulate that SINCE WE ’ VE EVOLVED EXPONENTIALLY / FASTER-THAN-EVER ...", "... AND IF ONE DOES BELIEVE IN SOME SORT OF EVOLUTION THEORY ? Then surely it ’ s almost LOGICAL WE ’ D have all these POPULISM PROBLEMS OR ? ? ? Homo Sapiens is UNDER MASSIVE PRESSURE & STRAIN We ’ re having to EVOLVE & ADAPT VERY FAST , NO ? ! NOT EASY We in a Constant State of Semi-War"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER May today be the DAY we ALL turn from this wicked evil dying world and turn towards #CHRIST #JESUS and only #CHRIST . May His heart lead us ONLY forever and ever going forward ... Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["Lord I turn to you in an ugly world . So many natural disasters going on . So many angry people . I know Lord that You want us to turn to You during this time . I know You have hardened hearts and are waiting to see where faith remains . My faith is strong with you Lord . Protect us ! ", "@USER @USER Yes . \" Be strong and bold ; have no fear or dread of them , because it is the Lord your God who goes with you ; he will not fail you or forsake you . \" Deuteronomy 31:6"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you think that shitty team is entertaining ? Better yet , u think they're all San Diego has 2 offer ? #NOonC", "context": ["\" Hell , yes , San Diego , for doing what so many cities have failed to do — stand up to NFL . \" ", "@USER you sound like that black doctor in the movie Concussion . That's cute that you want end all entertainment in this beloved city"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks so much Patty Kay ! ! Can't believe #Nascar is coming to the end of the season ! #friends", "context": ["@USER Need some west coast love from you and the #Anipals . Reads & RTs requested . ☺ ♥ Love to all ! ☺ ♥", "@USER Happy weekend to you and all the #Anipals ! Love and #CoastalHugs to everyone ! ♥ ♥ ♥"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER itza freemason ring his one here below . It is not the same of course but if the ring they wear is a Ruby well there ya go if not please excuse me just trying to help ", "context": ["The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was “ imminent ” or not , & was my team in agreement . The answer to both is a strong YES . , but it doesn ’ t really matter because of his horrible past !", "@USER Ya there all part of the same club "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also can ’ t wait for the next album ! #newtameimpalaalbum #theslowrush #kevinparker", "context": ["Man , I always knew there was something special about Tame Impala ever since I saw their vid for Half Full Glass of Wine all the way back in 2008 on some random “ alt ” channel . My ears perked up straight away , and I feel like I ’ ve been a part of their journey ever since . Love it .", "Not to be a purist or anything like that . I ’ m just really happy that they ’ ve “ made it ” and Kev ’ s doing what he really wants to do ( working on pop bangers ) . Almost feels like watching a mate succeed in their lifelong dream . Absolutely stoked for him . #tameimpala #alt #music"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ackshulyyy Golf was first invented by hindus only 18 chapters of bhagvad gita led to decision of 18 holes of golf", "context": ["I love how all these kattar Hindus put a 🚩 next to their names yeah y'all are indeed the red flags to be cancelled asap tysm 4 your self reflexivity", "@USER Also like they ’ re so stupid , that ’ s literally a golf flag"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #Confessing & repenting are demands frm God 4 #sinners If #JimBakker did that , God's good w / him , if not , JB is jeopardizing his salvation . God judges us , not other ppl & I thank Almighty God 4 THAT ! God is in ALL His ways , I trust Him 2 make right call .", "context": ["Oh well , guess I'm going to hell . See y'all there with margaritas . ", "@USER Jim Bakker , convicted felon and thief . If there is a God , Bakker not going to heaven either ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you sis , I'm very worried . I have no reason to doubt you and your group but I fear Spain will prevail . ( BTW : I'm extremely proud of you and our Pirate colleagues in Brussels because of your stance on this topic from the very start of your tenure . & #Respect ) #Pirates", "context": ["I'm flabbergasted . Are they really even considering demolishing democracy like this ? Lifting immunity equals pissing on two million voters . This simply must not happen . @USER , please be strong and clear about this ever minute of the day ? ", "@USER Once the Spanish government asks , the European Parliament is obliged to discuss this . But I hope to be confident in saying there is no political will in the EP to lift their immunity . :)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER american dream is over for me . Black , Latin , gay ... there is no hope ...", "context": ["It's looking good fam , but I'm not taking my eyes off this thing #ElectionNight #longnight ", "Guessing this must have been a fever dream ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was never made aware of an $ 80 charge . Also , this isn ’ t the first time I am having this problem . A tech told me a few months ago it is because the signal from outside is not strong enough . So that means I have to pay ? ? ? #optimum #scam", "context": ["@USER since when do you start charging $ 80 for a service call especially when the tech didn ’ t fix the problem with my TiVo bolt #optimum #cable #scam", "@USER 1 ) Hi , Danny ! All service calls have a service charge of $ 80 . This charge is waived when the Field Tech determines that the issue is only coming from the Optimum equipment or outside wiring ( main line from pole to house only ) . ^ Antonette"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "A #Martyr who worked to help those in need . Is devotion to #Truth and old fashioned and out of style now in #Congress and the ? Where is hiding now ?", "context": ["Does anyone remember when we became aware of what was living in the White House contaminating it with Hate and more ? ", "How God looks at you , with Love shining out from the eyes of a martyr for the people by the people ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Great song and video yes and great for you Selena Gomez yes", "context": ["Learn more about the video for ‘ Lose You To Love Me ’ with my first ever Pop Up Video ! 💥 ", "Did you know the ‘ Look At Her Now ’ video was an homage to early 2000 ’ s pop and R & B videos ? Learn more about it with the official pop up video ! ⚡ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER HAPPY #MONDAY SIS KATHY 💞 🙏 🕊 💜 AND #EVERYONE 🇺 THE FOR YOU WITH PEACE AND FOR ALL OUR ! ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good morning Amelia and all .. Beautiful and blessed Monday and week ... God bless you all .. ", "@USER @USER @USER GOOD #MORNING MIA ☕ 💞 💜 💙 🙏 AND #EVERYONE WISH YOU A NEW GOD YOU AND YOUR "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Just another lie from the Trump campaign ! Truth : No Gun ! No Assassination Attempt ! No hero ! try campaign", "context": ["Hillary ran away from rain today . Trump is back on stage minutes after assassination attempt . ", "@USER little Donnie ran away from Vietnam because of sore feet"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER OMG thankyou so much for being concern ! ! ~ i will and hope you will too :) thanks again for being really nice to me :)", "context": ["last night i fall asleep infront of my laptop lol it is because the connection is too slow to do the voting HAHA", "@USER You're working so hard ! <3 Please be healthy & rest too okay ? Thank you for being such a wonderful army … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER the only response to this is ... AWESOME SAUCE . #geny", "context": ["Thanks @USER for your faith in our program . Not perfect but good to be back briefly . ", "@USER We hope to have another @USER headed your way next week . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Still questionable but at least you weren ’ t wearing one of these heinous ribbon belts we #horsegirls used to think were ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Morgan wtf pls tell me you didn ’ t put the buckle in the front of your side zip tailord sportsman ’ s", "@USER @USER @USER Hey Anna . This photo was taken when I was 12 and wearing literal jodhpurs so miss me with that"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 God regularly pours out His Wrath against people to punish them for sinning . He doesn ’ t enjoy doing this . It ’ s God ’ s Wrath that causes cancer to appear in a person . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 The Spiritual explanation for cancer appearing in people . A message of Hope . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Sinning isn ’ t acceptable in God ’ s Eyes . It ’ s Written in The Word . There are many people who regularly consume this Book , yet they continue to sin . It ’ s acceptable to them . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Our FA from AUH > Kuala Lumpur ( Flt 418 ) - Milos - was EXTREMELY helpful and friendly . Please pass along our compliments to his management ! #goodjob", "context": ["Have to say , those were some of the best inflight snacks ( and meal ) I've ever had - especially the dolmas ! @USER Business Class for the win ! #AbuDhabi is awesome ! ", "@USER Great to hear that you've liked our famous Arabic Mezze . What else did you try ? * Ikra"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER oh , sure ... truly kind liberalism on display so full of and #Equality", "context": ["You know what we do now ? We finish building what we started and we FIGHT BACK ! Lift your heads up brothers and sisters .", "@USER or .. you know you become the hulk and smash donald trumps head"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER exactly , let's hope he has a chip on his shoulder today and runs #angry because he has a great matchup vs @USER #NFL", "context": ["Saints willing to ride ' the hot hand ' at RB #nfl #gameday #news", "@USER @USER what every Ingram owner wants to see . If he doesn't fumble , he should get majority . Fumbles , no action after it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Indeed , but you got the memes AND the FACTS . 😂", "context": ["I am SO proud 😢 Mason ’ s news game is so strong ! ", "@USER That and there ’ s like 10 different trends relating to ww3"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nah I'm not an #insiderrr for them sorry haha . It's a league game so I assume no forfeit at least , and I'll either get a competitive game or I'll witness something . But hopefully a few weeks got someone healthy at this point .", "context": ["Hmmm maybe I'll go out . I actually don't have hard plans for Saturday . ", "@USER Any idea if their goalies are healthy ? Or are skaters still being put in goal ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I loved Enid Blyton ! Having children is a great excuse to read them all again ! reading", "context": ["Could not leave these in the window of a charity shop - what's your fav childhood books ? #lovereading ", "@USER Loved anything by Enid Blyton . Very jolly hockysticks !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER people will never get it . People judge , assume , and think they can understand but they really have no idea what its like . You're a hero for how you handled everything out loud . Dont let fools get you down . You're an inspiration to so many , myself included .", "context": ["Here ’ s the full interview from this morning with @USER to give the context regarding his comments on his contract . #Blackhawks @USER Also read @USER story here : ", "@USER @USER @USER The way that question was phrased was ridiculously out of line and disrespectful . Robin was justly annoyed by it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But , at the same time .. A #french #actor is also having a #Hbd the for \" Most Promising Actor \" . The King of genre movies .. n from 🇮 🇳 🇮 🇳 🇮 ", "context": ["Yeah .. Its ok #Sex #Pun #Comic Had a woman on the show for filmed The Howard Show - - programming . edition of was nicknamed \" The \" ", "#wtf it becomes when #PowerExtreme #Jerusalem , The Queen of music ! ! 1992 The was popular among males aged between 18 and 34 , a highly-marketable for advertisers . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you Jay you are a light and you give the best medicine #positivity #WE #jaymohrsports", "context": ["@USER Missed the show today , but I see you won #THTC ! ! Congrats ! You lifting to celebrate ur victory ? 👏 🏻 👏 🏻 🎉 ‍ ️", "@USER Fork with good to my mouth all day er day ! Thank you iggys mom"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's not how I saw it ! needs to stop promoting #hate", "context": ["Dem Strategist Mocks Trump Supporter Beat Up By Mob : ‘ Oh My Goodness , Poor White People ! ’ ", "@USER @USER I was watching this and then went to her twitter and she claimed she was referring only to DJT not all white ppl 🙄"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER nothing better than being in Hell ... eating a bacon sandwich for breakfast ...", "context": ["@USER Qasem are you in heaven or in hell ?", "@USER @USER He mentioned couple of times . He is in Hell . You didn ’ t possibly believe he would go to heaven , did you ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "3 ) A recent addition that hugely helps with #pain : singing . I discovered a new wave of #musicals with lyric videos on YouTube . @USER @USER @USER all filled & fun to #sing . Feel the endorphin rush .", "context": ["Feeling grey & blah ? This is my morning ' painkillers won't kick in for half an hour and everything hurts , brainfog-fighting wake up routine ' . What's yours ? #ChronicPain [ thread ] @USER @USER @USER ", "1 ) Coffee . Strong . Ideally made by someone else ( thanks @USER ) . Exacerbates painkiller effect . Shakes brain fog out . @USER is my favourite : Mungo blend ( which raises money for defibrillators ) - created by a missed friend ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER A person flinched when a stranger unexpectedly threw stuff at her ? Wow . Best you've got , huh ?", "context": ["Trump faces assassination attempt in Reno , comes back and finishes speech . Same day , Hillary quits rally after 7 minutes due to rain .", "@USER Still haven't deleted this nonsense , huh ? Well , that's stubborn , if not exactly brave . Good work , dummy !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May #Christ #Jesus ' Spirit of eternal for ALL be UPON us ALL without delay ! From dark to light I we ALL transition one day very very soon ! ", "context": ["THANK YOU #Jesus for giving us ALL #HOPE going forward that YES much much better days are to come ! #Depression", "@USER There's a brighter day ahead for Jesus has said 🎶 . 😊 😊 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "PLEASE SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ... ! Mopcares ... Always ... A voice for the SENIORS ... mopcareteam@USER.com #mopcare #elderly #care service", "context": ["I'm thinking of successful Community-Based-Health-Insurance schemes for our seniors as a veritable intervention to cater for senior artisans ( retired or not ) and other seniors in the informal sector . ", "Our seniors believe in their communities ; hence acceptability , local adaptability , accessibility and cultural sensitivity of any health intervention is key and may ensure its sustainability . AFRICA , Can we have a caveat for these groups within our exisiting health structures ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #AMEN : \" O ! & he looks so talking about the food he ate like a #child who just got lots of candy * __ * <3", "context": ["THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY NO MORE DIETS HE IS EATING HAPPILY :] ! ! ! ", "@USER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE NEEDS TO STAY THIS WAY AND ENJOY EVERYTHING HE WANTS TO EAT I'M LIVING G G G . G"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I FOLLOW BACK AS MANY AS I CAN . #Ifollowback #random #Animals", "context": ["ＳＯＣＩＡＬ ＭＥＤＩＡＳ | ＡＮＲＩ | ＡＥＶＵＭ ℹ ️ 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 ➦ : 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓫𝓮 ➦ : 𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓐𝓜 ➦ 🎲 : 𝓓𝓔𝓥𝓘𝓐𝓝𝓣𝓐𝓡𝓣 ➦ : 𝓣𝓤𝓜𝓑𝓛𝓡 ➦ | #digitalmedia .", "PLEASE RE LINK MY STUFF OTHER THAN RE PRODUCE , OR STEAL . I T IS FREE TOO FOLLOW ME . DM'S ARE OPEN !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Not Disney . Just Goodness over Evil & I believed in the American Ppl . But now am #ashamed #NotMyPr", "context": ["Damn . This hit me so hard . Retweet and spread this everywhere 😞 #NotMyPresident #ImStillWithHer ", "@USER @USER We had hoped we were watching a Disney movie where goodness wins over injustice but today we're in America"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm really working hard to stay away from #fear so far , I haven't found it to be very helpful , , , take it easy my friend", "context": ["good grief - get over it - it's not like he's the 1st racist president you ever elected . Woodrow Wilson tortured w … ", "@USER im actually surprised this is your response . Just because it's happened in the past doesn't make it okay or less frightening"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You are very welcome ! In these #dark times in this #world it is all the more #important to be forever reminded of these things . Such ! Thank you @USER for graphics and for always posting and things ! ❤ ❤", "context": ["#SundayInspiration #SundayMotivation #InspirationalGraphics Thanks to @USER for the words and @USER for the ", "@USER @USER What a beautiful graphic ! Thank you so much ! I ’ m truly humbled . 🙏 🏼 ✨"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 😂 Come on pal . Did you your promotion celebrations after the game ? #desperate #massivetinpot", "context": ["@USER Crazy how Sheffield Wednesday can even consider buying when they a riddled . Shocking when you think #lufc are terrified to spend yet are no where near as deep as they are .", "@USER @USER It ’ s Wednesday and still rattled . Love it 👌 🏽"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I strongly believe being diverse n having constant change of pressure n still coming out creative on moves that are played in the game platform while keeping n maintaining content delivery from reaction to action that occurs.Keeps you on your toes 💯 #Growth #activeshooter", "context": ["Apex really hoed me today 😒 ... mixing all these shooters together for my content is skressing me out ! ! !", "@USER Not a popular opinion but I think it why “ open lobby ’ s ” aren ’ t great for content . Constantly switching players of varying skill levels will always throw streamer off which then throws off their vibe and content quality . It ’ s why u see big streamers only play w / other streamers"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh no ! Get that money lady ! I know some of your goals ;)", "context": ["I started watching Lifetime and I realize I ’ m not getting anything done tuh-day ! 😩", "@USER I'm jealous - 8 hours of work here for the job that pays the bills . I want my Sunday back ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes i think you have had a change of life style for a while . But very enjoyable & lots happy memories for you to enjoy . You make the most of having the good times . More to come this year with Joe . David doing ok , responding well to his medication in hospital . ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️", "context": ["@USER 1st show today after your little break . Hope it went #brilliantly . Think you would be \" fresh as a daisy \" 🌼 🌼 🌼 on stage tonight 🎊 🎉 Goodnight Joe", "@USER @USER It was fabulous Joan 👍 I ’ m going to be so sad when it ends & Joe goes back to becoming a way of life to pop into town & see Joe in panto 👌 But as the saying goes “ all good things must come to an end ” Hope David is improving ❤ ️ xx 😘"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #FEAR NOT They use fear , social control & #fascism to repress a deep abiding & greatness within each of us & the universe waiting to be unleashed now . Find courage , freedom of choice & growth in \" The Light Shall Set You Free \" by Norma J . Milanovich ", "context": ["This is Sept 2019 but it needs 2 b reiterated \" Prime Minister Scott Morrison told The Sunday Age & Sun-Herald he was eyeing a national cashless debit card program \" The Sun-Herald talks up the merits of this - but there hve been proven 2 b few . via @USER", "@USER @USER And where will this end ? I ’ m on a carers pension because I look after my elderly Dad . I suppose they ’ ll consider it for all pensioners too ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You are times 1000 ! Thank you for all that you do for the Innocents !", "context": ["This young pup is SO very handsome , and I was told he is as sweet as can be . I do not understand how he can be on the \" Urgent \" list ! Just look at that face ! ! I just want to hug him 🤗 ", "I WILL NOT let this pup cross the rainbow bridge . I am seeking a foster near me , as quick as I can , and notified the shelter to inform me of any changes , such as adopter ( hoping for ) or other rescue . So much life ahead for him !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Such a Nasty Man with a need to talk in CAPS .", "context": ["Watch your mouth . You're either an ugly American or nasty troll . ", "@USER @USER @USER I guess his mom taught him to speak that way ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Indeed , but you got the memes AND the FACTS . 😂", "context": ["I am SO proud 😢 Mason ’ s news game is so strong ! ", "@USER That and there ’ s like 10 different trends relating to ww3"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I know , The amount of lives lost for people of any race and any gender to salute that great flag and they burn it #growup", "context": ["This is such a damn disgrace . All because they didn't get there way ? You should still loves the country you live in . ", "@USER it's honestly heartbreaking to see such disrespect and for it to be \" okay \" ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You read my mind I keep thinking the same thing these @USER #Socialists deciding how they will destroy our Nation and how much of my hard earned money are they going to take #VoteRedToSaveAmerica", "context": ["is it me , or are the candidates at the debate actually bored by their own debate ?", "@USER 6 six socialists deciding how much of my money they want , is not a debate . #DemocraticDebate"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It what we get for not getting to # 1 ", "context": ["remember when Mariah included melt away on a setlist poll knowing damn well she ’ d never do it ", "@USER the fact that she hates us even during christmas "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah but can Stephen Jones also be classed as too please , just from a pure entertainment stance", "context": ["Now then all , Josh is away and so I need your #SHITGOOD noiminations for me and the guest host @USER to pore over .", "@USER @USER - Racing's frankly pornographic brand of rugby . #SHIT - Stephen Jones's increasingly unhinged reaction to the Saracens stuff"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The number of enrollment ? ? I am not sure . A proportion of those enrolled among all school-age children would be a #estimate .", "context": ["\" In kubaza bitera kumenya show , on Radio Rwanda \" , Minister of State , Dr . Isaac Munyakazi says : We are very happy that we have received a big number of enrollment in P1 in this academic year , this means that parents understood the importance of education . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER I do think this shows the population growth rate too . Which is critically questionable in one way or onather . The good thing is that the parents understood their responsibility to send them to school . Thanks to the MS Isaac ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER amazing hahaha ! Mine's in bed full of cold , am expecting some grizzly wake-ups later on", "context": ["Walked into the lounge , encountered the \" Pony Invasion \" and walked out again , I'm hiding in my bedroom until they g … ", "@USER she ( who placed all of the ponies in position ) is also watching a tv show about a girl at boarding school who rides horses"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "INDEPENDENT , and CARING WOMAN . But it is what it is . I'll NEVER FORGET my Gma and HER #FOREVER 😇 💖 💝 👑 💯", "context": ["Sometimes I wonder and be confused as to HOW my Gma and my \" Mom \" are even related . Figuratively speaking though . Like I know my Gma gave Birth to my \" Moms \" but THEY WERE COMPLETE OPPOSITES . Like my Gma used to tell me how evil she thought my \" Moms \" was and said", "she always had severe issues since she was young . And NEVER LISTENED to my Gma . Like my Gma's adopted daughter listened to her and now she's fine in life and HAS HER OWN . So that shows that GUIDANCE is very effective when it's positive . My Gma was a very STRONG ,"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We then put the scones in the oven to bake . We discussed that the oven is very hot “ it ’ s very hot we don ’ t touch it ” said A . After the scones were cooked we got to try them ! “ Yummy ” said A . “ I like the scones ” said D . #successfullearners #confident ", "context": ["Today we made scones ! We measured out all the ingredients we needed and followed the recipe . “ We need the flour ” said D . Then we used our fingers to rub the mixture together “ it ’ s sticking to my fingers ” said A . #homebaking #reallifeexperiences #numeracy ", "After the mixture was ready we rolled some the mixture into a ball using our hands then placed it onto a baking tray . “ It ’ s round ” said L #finemotor #baking "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER good . Its so tiresome . The #Obama legacy is #hate #division . Let's give the new guy a fair chance 2", "context": ["Dear Trump supporters : Be mindful that the very people you mock right now are the same ones you'll need down the road . Be gracious & kind .", "@USER Oh my goodness who is doing all this trash talking ? I am only hearing it frm Clinton ppl ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER gonna have to hit up my bro in law ... I heard he bagged one with his bow like the first hour he went hunting #lucky", "context": ["I need some deer jersey in my life 😒", "@USER lol I know ... I'm just funnin with ya I would love some deer jerky or some spicy deer sausage ! Mmmmmmmmm !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Been looking at this today with @USER - perhaps might table i ", "context": [". @USER thinks that more children would cycle if there was more Level 3 offered in schools", "@USER @USER Afraid evidence says not . More kids will cycle when their parents feel they are safe . It's ALL about space"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #lucky comes to mind but good luck in the next round good bunch of lads", "context": ["Fantastic local derby ! . Here's @USER ( No 5 ) scoring the last minute winner ( 4-3 ) for @USER Res … ", "@USER @USER @USER what a picture ! Always a tough place to go ! Great win lads"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER same , same . Which explains why I'm on the 5.26 train to work . #frustrated", "context": ["@USER @USER not for us who work in the afternoons . To work or not to work 😢 😢", "@USER @USER @USER I don't sleep well-Been trying for over 30 years ! Not quite insomnia ... just really bad sleeper"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER presented the ‘ winners ’ with their certificates and badges . Was amazing to see Inverclyde groups working together to achieve such great things . @USER #skillsforlife #scouts ", "context": ["Attending the Greenock and District Scouts Everest Challenge 40th Anniversary dinner . @USER The challenge to ascend the height of Everest over a year . Super proud that so many achieved it ( including my two ! ) #scouts #skillsforlife ", "A thread ! ! 71 scouts / explorers started this , 41 completed the challenge , 7 got a double challenge 😲 😲 The height assended by the group would get you to the International Space Station - Twice ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER We just don't know how you keep on doing it", "context": ["@USER See , that's what happens when I try to ignore the $ et and go it on my own #lessons", "@USER Don ’ t feel bad mate many have tried and I do make it look easy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We are along with who were there #lucky things", "context": ["I performed ' Keep Singing ' with Ball & Boe at this weekend . Congratulations to their fantastic success with the new … ", "Who's tuning in to @USER tonight on @USER from 8: 30pm ? Rick x"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Of course ! ! ! I still have a strong cd ant & dec collection at home", "context": ["Found some of my old CD singles this morning ... 👀 @USER #ourradiorocks ", "@USER @USER They're not - but I'm sure he was very proud of his lil sis when I listened to them on REPEAT 🤣"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I am sorry , but if you don't know who these hero's are , why ask such a misplaced question about saving ? ? @USER", "context": ["We are being asked why we could not save Mandy . Sorry but we are so sad & hurt today as Mandy has gone . We just can … ", "@USER Sorry , I didn ´ t know you are very sad today , because you couldn ´ t save Mandy ! Thanks for tweet . I don ´ t know who you are !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER - Saiss ? What have I missed ? He was taken out the side for a reason . #awful #wwfc", "context": ["@USER says Roman saiss player of year @USER ? Surely it's Costa ? Ive Not saw all games tho ? #wwfc", "@USER @USER - it was between Saiss & Costa . #wwfc took Saiss out the side & look how easy they were taken apart ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\" His neurosis means him to become a total personality , and that includes recognition of and responsibility for his whole being , his and his #bad sides , his superior as well as his inferior functions . \" ~ C . G . Jung , CW 18 , par . 367", "context": ["\" [ W ] hen he projects negative qualities and therefore hates and loathes the object , he has to discover that he is projecting his own inferior side , his #shadow , as it were , because he prefers to have an optimistic and one-sided image of himself . \" ~ C . G . Jung , CW 18 , par . 367", "\" Freud , as you know , deals only with the objective side . But you cannot really help a patient to assimilate the contents of his neurosis by indulgence in a childish lack of responsibility , or by resignation to a blind fate of which he is the victim . \" ~ C . G . Jung , CW 18 , par . 367"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You were very sincere TY , you get it #XA #grateful", "context": ["@USER @USER Nice job ! Masters of ceremony's Caron Philadelphia Gala A Celebration of Family & Recovery", "@USER @USER Thank you Marcella ! Such a great event , and I'm proud to have played a small role in it :-)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I wish I had a good answer for that ! At this rate neither of us will make playoffs and the Lions will take the division .", "context": ["Our defensive line gets ZERO push ! What happened to our team ?", "@USER like what hell is going on with our teams ? Lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Why thank you ! - It's a shared achievement - Kudos to you as well ! - #Canon #Camera + #Photographer = ! 📷 😉", "context": ["#WolfMoon Captured - #EastProvidence #RhodeIsland @USER 70DEF 70-200 mm f / 2.8 L IS II USMFL 200mm ISO 100 f / 4.0 2000 secJanuary 10th , 2020 - 23:54 ET - ", "@USER Such clarity ! Love all the fine details you captured here !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER l-o-v-e that so few are yapping about the Pack , so many discounting / downplaying them", "context": ["This could be the definition of prisoner of the moment , and I ’ ll definitely admit if I ’ m wrong , but I can ’ t see Green Bay going to San Francisco and winning . I CAN see Seattle .", "@USER As a Niner fan , Seattle scares me ( mobile qb ) . Green Bay does not . Rooting for the pack tomorrow for sure ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Get in ! ! I told my Mum I'd win something someday !", "context": ["“ Yeah but we ’ re 12 points clear of 3rd ” “ Yeah but we ’ re 11 points clear of 3rd ” “ Yeah but we ’ re 9 points clear of 3rd ” “ Yeah but we ’ re 8 points clear of 3rd ” Yeah but we ’ re 6 points clear of 3rd ” Anyone notice a pattern ? #lufc", "@USER Speechmarks at the start of each line , apart from the last one ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yo from what i ’ ve seen the last couple days apparently not ... ? and #confused", "context": ["not to be like that person ... like i totally get the effect on their families and stuff ... but i tend to feel more sad for the innocent people dying as ‘ casualties of war ’ than someone who goes to sign them self up to go kill people in the name of a someone else", "@USER i ’ d hope that ’ s a popular opinion"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you haven ’ t been there and haven ’ t put anyone else in that situation , I whole heartedly hope you never have to . It changes you . In a moment of pure helplessness and terror , something inside breaks . #belief #important #abuse", "context": ["I know an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind , but I believe if you have ever used physical strength to overpower another human being to : hurt , trap , scare or sexually assault them , you deserve to be put in a room alone with someone who can show you how you made them feel .", "Because unless you ’ ve been there you DO NOT understand what it is like to have someone put their hands on you and pin you down . To have absolutely nothing you can do because you aren ’ t strong enough to get them off . To have to wonder if this is it ? To be alone . Truly alone ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Stay tuned and explore new possibilities with Marketing Multiverse . #socialmedia #marketing #socialmediamarketing", "context": ["9 STEPS FOR WINNING SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGY - A THREAD Social Media has grown exponentially . There are loads of content on each and every 1 . Topic you are an expert in , 2 . Products you sell 3 . Services you provide . ", "You have to navigate the maze of social media very carefully . Your every step should be strategic and moving you towards your goal . Hence we at @USER have simplified the steps for strategizing your social media content and be on the top of the game ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The real mystery is not to know that microcosm and macrocosm is the same The real mystery is how one can live a happy Life", "context": ["Finding the Universe in a Coffee Cup - SFGate with ⁦ @USER ⁩ ", "@USER The tiniest is the same as the largest , this is the mystery of existence ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes it's so beautiful ! I was there in September and lived on Szabadság sq near the American embassy 😍 😍 Budapest", "context": ["I got : 100 % on Can you recognise the beautiful squares of Budapest ? ", "@USER not long back from there , did you go into the park to the back of Hero square some great buildings"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER YOU ALWAYS LOOK #COUNTRYSTRONG EVERY SINGLE DAY MY DEAR FRIEND ! ! !", "context": ["@USER just a note to say Good Morning from Massachusetts ... you look stunning today . Had to let you know ! ♥ ️ Have a wonderful week & thanks for starting our day off every day !", "@USER Thnx for your kind words ... have a great day !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The of #CHRIST #JESUS and #prayer can and will bring us ALL back to whole ! Ezekiel 36:26 & Isaiah 53:5 ", "context": ["Very simply put may the light of #God's heart guide ALL fractured families back together one day very soon ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER ", "@USER The prayer was so so touching because it reflects what m passing Tru now ... Pls I want to join up ... Kindly update me with daily prayer points"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER generations shall reap as a result of this . Btw picture at opening of H & M store in Mumbai ", "context": ["I feel the media is focused only on criticising the govt for the issues faced by people at large . Which does not take away the hardships - p1", "@USER faced by them for even a second . But no one cares how big this step is in terms of Indias future and the benefits our future - p2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Chilling in NC Been Here For Bout 3 Weeks Will My GF Tiffany it was her B-day Oct 20 Leaving For Home Buffalo , NY On Tues Nite .", "context": ["@USER @USER Cut That Off Girl and Go 2 Bed Unless U Designing Something Fresh 2 Death Girl Need Zone Out . So What's Up SB ?", "@USER hmm . No . Not doing any design work this weekend either . Im chilling . You ? Lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If only it was on a Sunday when you have the #fear Nothing soothes the fear more than … ", "context": ["Catching up on #planetearth2 these programmes are mesmerising and @USER makes it this way . #ThatVoice #Nature 🐒 🐉 🦀 🐍", "@USER @USER still loving yir wildlife a see trouble lol 👍 can't go wrong rkid"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My relationships with women are somewhat of a pursuit of happiness . All the women I talk to shine , but not all are Gold . I know where I stand and I ’ m going to find my GOLD-PLATINUM baby one day . I ’ ll take a “ heartbreak ” over mistakes any day . women", "context": ["I got more respect for women than myself sometimes and I like it 😒", "If it ’ s not about God it ’ s about women . They really make the world"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They gave me the most eggs for breakfast", "context": ["Just your average trip to the back yard ", "@USER Where ’ s your baseball bat ? You need self defence tips from @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER .. absolutely , ppl who are apathetic about politics R also the least educated & C no stake in it until the s * * t hits the fan ..", "context": ["how many #protestors bothered 2 #vote ? 50 % , 80 % ? not enough 2 #stop , deal w / it , I chose bernie , then HRC |", "@USER those who didnt vote caused this o well"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #MSM pushing extreme #racist #hate to divide us . has done nothing to hurt them !", "context": ["All you people tweeting about how this is terrible just don't see how much our country was suffering #PresidentTrump #Elections2016", "@USER @USER Ignorance is a very broad subject with the Left ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Good guess ! ! No sir ! ! I have seen that movie prob a hundred times and never noticed till yesterday ! Have fun and enjoy :) btw . WAtching aloha tonight for the anniversary ! #elvis #aloha", "context": ["Hi @USER can you spot / find the small Elvis picture In the movie Ferris Buellers Day Off ? Tough find . Good luck ! !", "@USER Challenge accepted - I ❤ ️ that movie ... Just guessing : was it on a desk at the police station ? Gives me a great excuse to watch it again ! TCB ⚡ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very simply put the of #CHRIST #JESUS is the last going forward for us ALL today ! Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["#TuesdayMotivation The world wants peace , but rejects the Prince of Peace . The world wants love , but rejects the Author of Love . The world wants life , but rejects the One Who gave His to save theirs . The world desperately wants Jesus , but they ’ re too busy rejecting Him ", "@USER @USER @USER 🎆 🌠 🌟 🙏 🏾 \" Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts . \" Colossians 3:15 ️ ️ YSNH"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The point is , there ’ s a reason you ’ re screwing me over ! ! #everysingleday", "context": ["@USER @USER second day back after a business trip . 10 mins #late yesterday . #cancelled today . The weekly ticket clj to kgl I bought yesterday went up . How is this ok ? #everydaydelay ", "@USER @USER Ah apologies , this train has been cancelled because of a fault on a train in front , I'm afraid ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER thanks , guys ! Every Saturday at 8: 25 ? Can't wait to sit through my first serial ! ! #DoctorWho You guys rock !", "context": ["@USER is the viewing of #PowerOfTheDaleks on @USER going to be serialized or shown all at once ?", "@USER @USER Hi Mike , it will be televised weekly from November 19th on BBC America . Hope that helps ! 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The of #CHRIST #JESUS and can and will bring us ALL back to whole ! Ezekiel 36:26 & Isaiah 53:5 ", "context": ["Very simply put may the light of #God's heart guide ALL fractured families back together one day very soon ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER ", "@USER The prayer was so so touching because it reflects what m passing Tru now ... Pls I want to join up ... Kindly update me with daily prayer points"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER your right . It seems like all of us have been in a dream world #worried #afraid", "context": ["The world is changing . History is might repeat itself . If your not a straight white male christian / jew . Sit and think hard #brexit #trump", "@USER I'm a straight white male and actually I think it's the straight white males that need to think hard about what we're doing now ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the great work ! Keep us posted and don't forget to poke the rest of the #community when needed ! I hope to meet you all again soon at #FOSDEM . Happy #Hacking and have !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Could you share more details ? It's always important to know if a local community has special questions or needs . And obviously , thanks for your commitment ! #geeko #openSUSE #community", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Marina ! Aulona & Kristina gave a general overview of the openSUSE distro , the community , shared several important links for everyone to check in order to get further involved . Hopefully more events will follow !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER also tough for interns who work for her foundation , coz they don't get paid . . @USER @USER", "context": ["Hillary Clinton to volunteers on a conference call tonight : \" Look , I'm not gonna sugarcoat it . These have been very , very tough days . \"", "@USER @USER Tough for Hillary and all who support her . We were cheated & have this clown in the WH ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May #Christ #Jesus ' Spirit of eternal for ALL be UPON us ALL without delay ! From dark to light I #pray we ALL transition one day very very soon ! ", "context": ["THANK YOU #Jesus for giving us ALL #HOPE going forward that YES much much better days are to come ! #Depression", "@USER There's a brighter day ahead for Jesus has said 🎶 . 😊 😊 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Overflow . Poetry Album . You Tube : SoundCloud : Let us take this journey together . Listen . Overflow . Subscribe . #Poetry #Overflow #NancyLazaro", "context": ["We all go through different seasons in our lives , sometimes you feel like you are a miracle and sometimes you wonder why you exist . It does not matter what season you are in , it is time to overflow with Faith , Hope , Love and Strength . #Overflow #NancyLazaro #Poetry", "It ’ s my birthday and I get to share with the world one of the greatest gift , my poetry album ( audio ) titled OVERFLOW The album is available on different streaming platforms . You can listen to it on my YouTube Channel and SoundCloud ( Nancy Lazaro ) #Poetry #Overflow #NancyLazaro "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Amazing that you have different accents , what a unique place Liverpool is", "context": ["Sounds like he ’ s from Toxteth which incidentally is where he ’ s from , but you wools wouldn ’ t know about that 🙄 ", "@USER Yep , that's a Toxteth accent . Very much like my own . Well done @USER you absolute superstar ! ! That goal was brilliant ! To be fair , your whole game was ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I don't think it odd for him to begin with a personal anecdote about an interaction he had with the deceased . It's not like he started it off with \" I just had a Whataburger and a Coke with my wife . Oh yeah , and Bill died . \"", "context": ["When I was 12 , Bill Wisener made me cry because he wouldn't sell me a record I'd saved up for , 38 years later , the namesake of Bill's Records made me cry for a very different reason . He was found dead this morning behind the counter of his record store . ", "@USER That ’ s an odd way to start a story about a guy passing away and making it about you ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I've #loved the show for a #long #time and you are one of my and I you guys ! Good !", "context": ["Steve is proposing to Kayla on November 8 ! ! ! About time ! ! ! #days #stayla", "@USER I'm so that they're getting #engaged again , #hopefully , it will this time !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for adding me to your wonderful list Michele-it's an honour to be amongst your friends . Wishing everyone a happy day 💫 💛 ✨ ☕", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you for including me on the list , Rex ! ! Paying the forward to ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank YOU , Cristy ! Following everyone . Adding a few friends "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Omg adorable ! ! ! Nah you have to tend to get needs , as you noted she is a princess ! !", "context": ["My failed morning workout pic ! ! I ’ ve attempted to do ab exercises but got ambushed by Flynn , so pup snuggles it is . #HappyMonday #dogs #DogsofTwittter ", "@USER Well I got woken up as I tried to continue sleeping by this demanding Princess . ❤ ️ ❤ ️ 😜 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER my children were eating the last 2bags , when my daughter said they were stale , she then checked the date 👎 🏼 😩", "context": ["@USER shocked to find my 6pack of McCoys I purchased from the Wolverhampton store on Thursday went out of date on the 5/11 / 16 #annoyed", "@USER Please accept our apologies Claire . If you could pop them back to the branch on your next visit we'll refund & replace . Thx"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I left Grumpy Traveler in DIA . 😎 ✈ ️ Assigned flight arrived on time , clean plane . I will see you 2x more this week . #travel", "context": ["Steeeee-rike three , @USER . Did not allow me to fly on flight with many empty seats and then sardine us . I will … ", "@USER We're disappointed that this was your experience today , Charles . ^ NJ"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I would argue both . The lack of reality some republicans demonstrate in their arguments is completely . I ’ m an independent and this kind of ignorance by some on the is both mind blowing and dangerous . #wakeupamerican", "context": ["This is why President Trump was impeached for obstruction of Congress , and why a Senate trial with no witnesses or documents is a cover-up . #EndTheCoverUp #DefendOurDemocracy ", "@USER You just make things up as you go along don ’ t you ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER the world feels your pain and fear 😩 🇺 🇸 🇺 🇸 #positivity was never needed more than it is now", "context": ["@USER love from Ireland on a scary day for America 😩 🇮 🇪 🇺 🇸", "@USER @USER It is a horrible day for the US ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So great ! Thanks for all of the #STEM ! You make a difference :)", "context": ["We love how @USER is using our #STEM challenges bundle ! ", "@USER I was of course teaching but @USER @USER and live tweeted it all on Frida … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "2004 : U Make Me Wanna 2005 : We Belong Together 2006 : Say Somethin ' 2008 : Touch My Body 2009 : Obsessed 2010 : Up Out My Face 2011 : Oh Santa ! 2012 : All I Want For Christmas Is You 2013 : 2014 : You're Mine ( Eternal ) 2015 : Infinity 2016 : All I Want For Christmas Is You", "context": ["2007 is the only year Mariah didn't entered the HOT 100 , omg who is doing like her ", "1990 : Vision Of Love 1991 : Emotions 1992 : I'll Be There 1993 : Dreamlover 1994 : Anytime You Need A Friend 1995 : Fantasy 1996 : One Sweet Day 1997 : Honey 1998 : My All 1999 : Heartbreaker 2000 : Thank God I Found You 2001 : Loverboy 2002 : Hero / Never Too Far Medley 2003 : Through The Rain"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Your frustration is truly justified . But I have followed you for a long time and you have always given a fair shot .", "context": ["@USER Luv ya Jen . Please give the man a chance . I think you will be presently surprised . Give him a chance ! 😀", "@USER I appreciate you speaking your mind without criticism and anger . Thank you !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ( Had to disprove that with my own multivariate model for management which was )", "context": ["Great note by a contributor from RSEG on the $ LPI refinancing deal ! ", "@USER RSEG gives and they take . Some of their stuff is very level headed and then they ’ ll publish a paper about how if every operator pumped 3000 lb / ft , 55 bbl / ft jobs they would make 13 % better EURs because #analytics"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If I just spent $ 750 . On Men ’ s Clinique for myself for Christmas 🎄 I ’ m sure all u female Congresswomen making $ 200 . k can afford buying the @USER ", "context": ["It has been 80 years since Congress updated federal safety rules for the multibillion-dollar personal care products industry . That ’ s unacceptable . Our bipartisan legislation would bring safety standards into the 21st century and give FDA the authority to enforce them . ", "Last year I spoke with @USER to discuss the need to protect consumers . This problem affects men and women alike . Everyone should have the comfort of knowing the products they use are safe . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER we do what #we can in this #life push #human to 1 of ! is living ! no needed for ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Carlos #artist working on #painting commissioned by #thehomie ! come check out Freakshow 909 Ocean Front Walk ! living the , daily by da ! ", "@USER @USER @USER an honor yo ! legendary VENICE SNAKEMAN stopped by & posted up Ye Ol ' Venice Freakshow on #tuesday ! #Nodaysoff for #characters in ! \" Venice is for everyone \" is what told us ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , but it didn't cost me $ 13.000 like my friends Kids trip to the Doctor then the ER that live in Vagas . #grateful", "context": ["#MeanwhileInCanada Took my Daughter to the Doctors , check up , and bloodwork tomorrow at 7am #free", "@USER It's not free . We all pay for it as tax payers . I'm grateful for it and glad we do it , but it does have a cost ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I have to say I agree with you ( totally unbiased , of course ) ... and btw , even though I have often been told what the ending will be , I somehow still manage to not guess it !", "context": ["Fantastic fun last night celebrating the launch of the fourth DI Fawley thriller , All The Rage , with Cara and Team Fawley . Feeling quite emotional thinking about how much has happened and what fun we've had in the two years since Close To Home published . ", "@USER So pleased these books continue to grow in popularity . It ’ s the only series of books I ’ ve ever followed because of their originality and the fact I ’ m determined to suss out at least one ending before it kills me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm loving this . Even if it doesn't work , limit their tim of posession . you should be on the @USER staff", "context": ["If the Chiefs win the coin toss this Sunday , should they defer ? #ChiefsKingdom | #UnfinishedBusiness", "@USER Take the ball and score , then it ’ s onside kick time"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Btw you voted for a bigoted * KKK endorsed * misogynist who bragged abt assaulting women , lies , has no policies . #hate", "context": ["A beautiful post , thanks to @USER Leadenhall Market for sharing this quote from Maya Angelou . … ", "@USER @USER @USER Hate is a good thing , I ’ m a Christian , I know . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Read the above guys tell me what you think ! #TheExpanse #space #earth 😀 🖖", "context": ["@USER @USER Such a great great show ! Roll on season 5 and if the gods will it roll on 6 - 15 as well ! Love to see tunes more content , like a new Star Trek almost . \" Make it so number one or in the case , \" Alex get us outta here ! \" ", "@USER @USER Also got a great idea for new content why not have the crew find an alien ship something not made by the molecule something completely new and alien that leads them on a world hoping adventure to find a gala world almost 20 times the size of earth etc or an alien homeworld ! 😀 👍 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I know so so sad 😢 but Christmas is on it's way 😬 🎄", "context": ["Last night I did the whole #SingleLadies dance , but not as @USER - I did it as a drunk #RyDog Yep . RyDog . 🙈 😂 #WhoAmI", "@USER I just can't believe I now have 2 alter egos 😂 😂 😂 I'm so gutted everything is over now - I feel down ! Ha ha"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Would have done just one sub Ox in place of Iwobi and switched the flanks and seen . What was Ramsey trying to prove ? #awful", "context": ["Loved that attitude . He should have played on . Saw nothing special from Rambo . Looked like a lousy winter training . ", "@USER didn't see any impact from any of our subs . Thought Coq was stiff ( pun ? ) to be hooked ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I know ppl who have installed video baby monitors that display on their phones so they can watch their doggos while at work . I think #Furbo has a similar feature . #wishlist", "context": ["Back to work after two weeks 😔 These are my bestest \" don't leave me \" sad eyes ... but deep down I'm saying , hey lady can you leave your phone so I can tweet with my frens ? ", "@USER What if there were an emergency and you need to call for help ? What if you wanted to send your Mom a selfie to brighten her work day ? Or just call to say you love her ? Remind her you are looking at the bigger picture 📱 👍 👍 #CellPhoneForPenny"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Dammit dan , you might be right , but we're supposed to pretend we're because we need to a proper banter with our pal", "context": ["⚽ ️ The winner of our @USER third round replay against @USER will face @USER at home in the fourth round of the competition ! #TRFC #SWA #FACup ", "@USER @USER @USER Hahaha oh god prepare for the biggest victory in tranmere history"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Um--he cheated on his taxes for three decades and got huge tax breaks and ripped off poor workers .", "context": ["Jon Stewart rips Donald Trump : \" Dude , you live in a tower with your name on it in gold \" ", "@USER so ? He earned it fair and square . He doesn't tip off Haitians $ like the clintons . Who does that to poor people ! sickos ! 👎"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We SO NEED to be United , division is not the American way .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER that man died , it's terrible . We have to stop violence , period .", "@USER @USER @USER Yep innocent man died sideswiped by a sucker punch that he didn't even see coming 😡 😡"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Mopcares ... Always ... A voice for the SENIORS ... mopcareteam@USER.com #mopcare #elderly #care service", "context": ["Every Senior should be : - Hungry for better life realities ... and should never think you are done with life . - Hustling ... passionately to add value to others ( in a great or little way ) ", "- Humble enough to forget both the glorious or wrinkled past , and learn new ways of enjoying a fulfilling future . THAT FUTURE ACTUALLY STARTS NOW . HAPPY HEALTHY YEAR TO ALL SENIOR CITIZENS ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER honestly 💭 that by this ⏰ next year the people that #hate #Trump now will be pleasantly #surprised n his r gonna be 😡", "context": ["Dems praising PEOTUS Trump's $ 1 TRILLION plan to repair American roads , bridges , tunnels ; conservatives dislike it . ", "@USER how about that - an infrastructure bill ? Now does that sound right wing ! Hell no ! I think some people got played !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Atheists casting judgement they learned from the people they despise .. a sad sight . I say this out of love , I do not believe in God , but I love a heart that does . How can you scorn a person for wanting to love and be loved ? Hate is a disease . is real .", "context": ["I got to spend the day in church in South Carolina yesterday . Each community and church a little different , but all filled with love and joy . Coming as strangers , but immediately becoming family as we worshipped together , celebrating God ’ s unconditional love . #MondayThoughts", "@USER I like you but i cant trust your judgement if you believe in a god . It's a shame ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , you are right . #Prayer and the of #CHRIST #JESUS is the last going forward for us ALL today !", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER Thank you for praying . It means so much to me today !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER make #Money #Worthless ; give all is #Worth to make worth more as they for only what they [ as ] with ; each become worth more & to exist as the forever & evermore . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER What more can I say ? What is a person worth ? One thing is make alot of waste . is not as it should be . enabled make purchases any . they have free not making one required #BillPay . #PrePay . 📧 ", "@USER @USER @USER #SoWhat #TellAmex #metoo賞 could have been the only there is . on it . ' saturday . He talks 🌐 jobs . Make worth more . Make many jobs be [ as ] may answer "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER IS IT ? DO I ? I have no clue but it is my first knit and I am .", "context": ["Going to give it another go in a minute . Maybe tonight will be more successful 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ #KnitsWithLise", "@USER Those are very neat stitches but why is your back row unravelling my lovely ? Also not entirely sure why you have 2 threads from 1 ( lovely bamboo ? ) needle"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Damn I appreciate you saying that and bringing some #positivity to the world wide web at a time like this", "context": ["every single line in black beatles could be a hit on its own", "@USER hahaha thank you and just wanted to let you know I appreciate your online aesthetic yeezy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you for praying . Very simply put may the Prince of Peace be UPON and WITHIN us ALL from today going forward ... Ezekiel 36:26 #RECONCILIATION #PRAYER ", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER @USER I pray your faimily will be reunited . Bygones wil be bygones . Peace !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER had generated a new code for new Sim which never gets activated", "context": ["@USER would the servers be inline during 2016 for Sim activation ? ? #RealityCheck", "@USER We request you to DM us your Jio number and registered mobile number to assist you - Sagar"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Perfect ! Thank you ! Yes we will be there super early ! 💥 🎢", "context": ["@USER Can you enter the park with the email confirmation / ticket on phone tomorrow .. my printer just broke ! 😭 #please", "@USER Certainly , Kayleigh . Arrive as early as you can to make the most of the day !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #God brought #Jesus into my heart and today it is my #prayer will do the same for my son as well ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER @USER How good is God been for you in your life walk in Jesus"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #happynewyear2020 🎇 🥂 🍾 Joseph ❤ ️ 💎 #ThankYou so so Very Much Warmest #Gratitude Have a Superb yr . n", "context": ["#BREAKING #Hollywood #NEWS So Super I'm , to receive , 2018 for the currently in . 465 ", "@USER #Congratulations \" It is in the climb when one reaches the paramount of one's goals that one truly sees their appreciation for being alive ! - #Gadzinski"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I still think is still upset over the loss of his soul mate from the #Patriots it really set him back . I feel bad for him . Mr Kraft needs to bring them back together #pride ", "context": ["Julian Edelman was \" arrested , cited for misdemeanor vandalism and released \" after jumping on the hood of a Mercedes in Beverly Hills last night , per @USER . ", "@USER @USER This is what happens when the Patriots lose on Wild Card weekend , no one knows how to react ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Cut him some slack he's probably still #stressed over the #election 🇺 🇸", "context": ["#spazpuppy is in the DOGHOUSE.He got into my peanuts / serving bowls while I was gone.Bowls = shattered.Peanuts = … ", "@USER I will ship him to u free of charge . Damn dog #lovepup"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER … If you want to know what's going on with your customers--that is , what's working for them , and what isn't--listen to your employees . 2/2 #management", "context": ["@USER @USER I am not sure I agree with you ?", "@USER @USER Then please allow me to elaborate : \" Maintaining your business \" presumably means selling whatever it is that you sell . The people closest to those you sell to ( aka , your customers ) are likely to be your employees , not you . So ... 1/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ha my guy yes it ’ s true she also began talking at 10 months . #color", "context": ["No way a 6 year old can colour like that ", "@USER Nah man no way not that well an colour coordinated"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER agreed but @USER is a total #sellout ! Had plenty of options , even after evidence of the rigged primary .", "context": ["The Democratic Party has to be focused on grassroots America and not wealthy people attending cocktail parties .", "@USER @USER Bernie , you should have gone Green , instead of joining corrupt Clinton Democrats . Wall Street loved Hillary ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May the wisdom of what #God can offer to us be UPON and WITHIN us ALL from today going forward ... Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER ", "context": ["#God be with us ALL and #God save us ALL as we enter towards the unknown of tomorrow ! #Prayer Isaiah 41:13 = = = =", "@USER Hi Derek ! God has already saved us ALL , for more than 2,000 Years now ! John 3:17 ; 2 - Cor . 5:18- 19"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Plus her hair and makeup didn ’ t show . #newmom", "context": ["It ’ s a girl ! Seminane , one of the gorillas in Virunga National Park in the Democratic Republic of the Congo , has given birth to her first child ... a baby girl . The gorilla population in Virunga has been decimated due to war , poaching , and terorrism , but is slowly rebuilding ! ", "2 . Folks I know she doesn ’ t look happy but she just gave birth , god only knows where the dad is , and she ’ s tired . Give her a break . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh ... didnt know that but yeah that's ya look", "context": ["Love my widows peak and cupid ’ s bow", "@USER It ’ s a curve / indention of the upper lip"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I have reached out in the past but he does not respond back . May the day be near that #God intervenes and his heart is softened forever going forward ! Ezekiel 36:26 #RECONCILIATION #PRAYER", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER @USER I pray God will guide you and encourage you to take action . Want about writing him a letter ? Take a leap of faith ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The #monstervote = the #fear of #attack , , , shuts us up . Factor that into your and", "context": ["Exit polling in Pennsylvania had Clinton winning by 5 . It's currently a dead-heat . #ElectionNight", "All of tonight's exit polls were wrong , and I was wrong for citing them . #ElectionNight"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER mai toh issme hi khus hu 😍 😍 in some seconds of promo they have shown everything perfectly 😘 😘 #care #respect", "context": ["For me this is the best #RaYa Hug among all hugs and this scene from episode 175 sums up #BALH @USER Which … ", "@USER @USER awww so romantic but they didn't show in episode ya very bad C-night mai iassa hug nai tha"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I never said all my ideas were ideas", "context": ["good afternoon my boss bought me starbucks and I went and picked up the mobile order and dropped hers in the mall parking lot ", "@USER Squeegee it back into the cup , she'll never know"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sincerely appreciate the kind words @USER . You helped contribute to the betterment of those who competed professionally in esports by setting a standard for performance improvement through physical training & self care . Those you influenced are better for it .", "context": ["Will not be working with @USER this season . It's been an amazing journey and am so thankful for everything I've learned in my time there . It really helped me establish a even more solid foundation in my understanding of wellness and performance optimization for esports 🙏", "@USER Special S / O to @USER for giving me the opportunity and helping me stay patient and develop a deeper understanding of player development through a hectic S1 S2 and always continuing to support my efforts no matter what"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER it didn't end well I'm afraid , just made things worse if anything", "context": ["@USER I'll send my angry mother you're way then next time I piss her off ( which generally is daily ) \" Howard told me to do it \"", "@USER don't worry I'llget away with it with your mum - mostly ' cos I'm miles away - he said securely"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I know you will , I hope Laz is feeling all the and #purrs we sending to him .", "context": ["@USER Hez eatin morez today , seemz happierz in himself , a way to go butz itz positivez", "@USER @USER I'm so glad to hear that about sweet Laz , keep eatin that food please sweet Laz ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Glad to have gotten the opportunity to work with some amazing people in this journey .. And a heartfelt thanks to everyone for all the love & support .. #peace #Harmony #bands ", "context": ["2020 is rollin but the hangover of 2019 remains .. Simply the craziest year for many reasons & it always looks crazier in summary .. A year in which I quit my job to focus fully on #music .. Many many roller-coaster moments along the way , but still made it through somehow .. ", "Not sure if this can ever be topped , but have renewed my only resolution for the last many years & that is to do the best I can & then a bit more . Let's take the music higher ! Let's make a positive impact together ! #Artist #ArtistOnTwitter #indie "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Last night at the #JPM20 #Tweetup to meet : @USER @USER @USER in person . And #gift to : John Connolly Young Guk Cho Thanks ! ", "context": ["My first #Pinksocks #gifting of #2020 / at @USER Pleased to welcome : @USER @USER Kate Stephenson to the Will see how long I can make this thread throughout the year ! ", "Attending the @USER @USER Reception and am pleased to welcome @USER to the #Pinksocks #Tribe ! ! ! #JPM20 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ ve heard stories about people from cities like that . SHOCKED , often scared when they meet someone another race .", "context": ["I'm getting some push back that I didn't grow up that rural since I'm from between Cleveland and Youngstown . The point is insularity .", "Fact that Cleveland is near probably makes it even worse that my county is 97 % white and that people there don't really understand others ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for the mention Shenae ! I'll add some more tweethearts for hump day ! 🤣 ", "context": ["I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend ! I'd like to send out #MondayMorning mentions to some fab people in the #WritingCommunity ✍ ️ @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you SJ ! You are awesome ! <3 I will add : <3"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And half the country has no idea WTF your calling um . cannot wait to use it later , I've someone in mind 🤣 🤣 🤣", "context": ["@USER This brings back memories of my Granny who livef in Betwick on Tweed.if she though someone was talking rubbish she called them glaiket . Me on occasions too !", "@USER It's my new favourite , you can utter it with such venom 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We are #grateful for all of your encouragement as well my friend ! <3", "context": ["@USER That I was given the \" choice \" to be #grateful today :-) @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER - #grateful for all of the encouragement I receive every day from the survivor community online ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER this war was creates by men in Agbada and still lead by them . Its more than just a sect at war itcomplicated", "context": ["General Buratai cried several times during funeral oration this evening . With mourning , there are no fearsome Generals , only grieving humans", "There was a female soldier who stood not far from where I was , who sobbed throughout . Eventually had to be taken away ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And , my first ever publication was in this issue ", "context": ["I thick it ’ s fair to say my earliest , and arguably formative , view of Britain ’ s and the Empire ’ s roles in both world wars was as much formed by The Victor as by b & w matinees on BBC 2 . ", "@USER Me too ... huge influence on my lifelong interest in ( particularly ) WW1 / 2 military history"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#TimWalker And finally , to say , that when you visit the exhibition you can appreciate the huge contribution made by Shona Heath - her work , as ever is ! Here - via @USER - are a few words .. ", "context": ["Late to the amazing #TimWalker #WonderfulThings @USER It ’ s definitely a * must see * - & closes March 8 , btw Acknowledged nods to #Cocteau & perhaps some touches of & freeze-frame ..", "#interview #TimWalker Great piece from Sept . 15 @USER when Tim Lewis talked to Tim Walker "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Benefits : Antioxidants properties , anti-inflammatory properties , supports digestion , antimalarial properties , enhances red blood cells formation . #plants #fruits #food ", "context": ["Langsat ( Lansium parasiticum ) , borne 2 to 30 in a cluster , is oval , ovoid-oblong or nearly round , 2.5- 5 cm in diameter , and has light greyish-yellow to pale brownish or pink , velvety skin , leathery , thin or thick , and containing milky latex . ", "There are 5 or 6 segments of aromatic , white , translucent , juicy flesh , acid to subacid in flavor . Seeds , which adhere more or less to the flesh , are usually present in 1 to 3 of the segments . #herbalist #herb #herbs "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Barcelona sack Ernesto Valverde and appoint Quique Setien CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Because the entire #onceGOP seem to be putting a nefarious oath to protect and defend donald #overandabove ... miles above ... the Oath to protect and defend OUR Constitution #truth", "context": ["“ Schumer may get the last laugh if McConnell ’ s impeachment strategy costs the GOP the Senate . ” Not to mention costing Trump a meaningful vindication . ", "@USER I REALLY wish everyone would stop calling Collins , Murkowski and Romney moderates . When have they moderately done the right thing ? They are lock step with their party ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER chyle she was speaking for all of us ! and how our Joy wanted the #receipts like oh really ? what did I say ? #TheView ", "context": ["Whoopi has Zero to give . While they were discussing the advice , Joy gave Meghan , Whoopi moved to the next subject . LMBO ! #TheView", "@USER I've never been so grateful for Whoopi until recently . IDC about advice given to Meghan . Move on ! #TheView"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All leading to : detailed model of clathrin-mediated endocytosis ! Next : cryo-ET ", "context": ["The correlative microscopy session is kicked off by Justin W . Taraska @USER , telling us about imaging the nanoscale structure of endocytosis . #QBI2020 ", "Imaging method ( EM ): platinum replica TEM Segmentation : by hand ( Justin : who wants to help ? Me : 🙋 ‍ ♂ ️ ) Correlative with : iPALM ( using nanobody labeling ) What for ? mapping the complete protein composition Analysis ? radial , rather ad-hoc , but absolutely doing the job ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ursula thanks bless #MindsetReset #Smile Lovely in blue , colour blue is for peace and is even the colour of our water , plus all living things on the planet is dependent on . Plus does it ring a bell #BluePlanet or how about once in a .. be brief With blue get glued ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #ThankfulThursday #ThursdayThoughts #Thursdayvibes Bless 2020 folks is a prosperous 1 and targeted as per year your desired goal ", "@USER @USER @USER You 2 have a lively lovely blessed Thursday as desired #Art Artist #Artistic Artistically #Photography WHEN WORDS FAIL MUSIC SPEAKS & ART SHINES 🎵 🎵 Awesome Epic mix "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER To the knower of Truth there is no shame and insult These are experienced by the perishable ' you ' The real you born of Bliss the Cosmic consciousness is eternal , lives blissfully", "context": ["From my mail box , this may not be the best way to start a letter introducing a self-published book on \" the soul , life , death , the universe , and more \" : \" I would like to take a short moment of your time to explain to you why I am the next Albert Einstein . \" A sample : ", "@USER You could have just replied to me privately instead of publicly shaming me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hi , the youngest but the brightest amongst nine , Jiheon . I'd love to come to Jihoney Fun World because I know it will be super fun just like your main track , . I'll go with 26 because it sounds fun !", "context": ["salutations ! ' tis i , the youngest amongst nine , baek jiheon at your service . ⭐ first and foremost , i'd like to thank you for clicked the love button on my tweet earlier .. this mean , you're interested to take a part in ' jiheoney fun world ' , right ? 🌟 ", "as i'm not capable [ very bad ! ] at making an intriguing topic , free to drop one or two numbers which stated on the pictures below ! 🤜 💥 ps . i will slipped a snack alongside the answer later . 🍫 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you Sue . Yes , Brilliant joint effort by all . . Lucky you though ! ! , enjoying those cooler temps . Dreamy . Be safe stay warm . Xxx 🤗 ☕ 🍫 🧣 ⛄", "context": ["Air force creating Firebreaks and landing strips . 🙂 A People Power house . 💫 👏 #OpBushfireAssist #AustralianFires ", "@USER What wonderful work all the rescue teams are doing Ann - thinking about them and all those impacted by the fires . Stay safe 🇦 🇺 🙏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you ! I am celebrating with a non-alcoholic cider ! luck with the chipping x", "context": ["I have DONE IT ! I have finished the dissertation ! ! ! Can not believe it ! ! ! I have battled many demons in order to do this Masters and now I can relax ! ! ! ", "@USER Congratulations , you must be over the moon 👍 🏻 I'm still chipping away at mine , can't wait to submit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ha my guy yes it ’ s true she also began talking at 10 months . #color", "context": ["No way a 6 year old can colour like that ", "@USER Nah man no way not that well an colour coordinated"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Lol yeah I don ’ t get people . Like watch the tape folks and you ’ ll see that he ’ s", "context": ["Some people will have a problem that Van Jefferson ( Florida WR 12 ) will be 24 years old during his rookie season ( people are weird ) . But he's going to be so fun to watch in person this month at the @USER . His draft stock will 📈 after a week in Mobile . Cannot wait ! ", "@USER @USER Yeah wow I ’ d never want 24 - yo rookie Terry McLaurin lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER really please explain how instead of dropping NOTHING BURGERS try living a life and getting over that syndrome you have Q", "context": ["On whether Obama admin paid for missiles that hit Iraqi bases per @USER , @USER : \" This is another series of despicable lies by President Trump . Fact that 3 years after taking office he remains obsessed w / Pres Obama shows ( his ) extreme weakness & insecurity . \"", "@USER @USER @USER Trump can smear Obama all he wants , but history is going to smear the Trump name ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I loved ( still love ) hearing the progression of an older joke he worked on ... how it evolved ... Like this one . Man , I miss Mitch . 🥺 #impeccabletiming #whathappenedtothedufranes #smackythefrog", "context": ["I had a Mr . Pibb , Mr . Pibb is a replica of Dr . Pepper ... but it's the bullshit replica , cause dude didn't even get his degree .", "@USER Why you have to drop out and start makin ’ pop so soon"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 💫 your beautiful words 🌷 early in morning 💫 shows the extreme 🌷 feelings 💫 with special one you love she was loyal Rude from behaviors But innocent from inside she just needed few words of love in return but you left her very sad no true ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 💫 sometimes , 🌷 we forgive people 💫 simply because 🌷 we still want them 💫 in our life and that is true beautiful quote goodmorning friends happy new day ", "@USER @USER @USER 💫 Every times 🌷 we forgive people 💫 not because 🌷 As we want them 💫 in our life again because they are loyal Rude from behaviors But innocent from inside just need few words of love and that is true beautiful quote goodmorning friends happy new day "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Scholar ? ? I am a student , open-minded for knowledge and success . Gentle ... I don't believe that too . Until my turn to", "context": ["Announcement I want to show you how to do and I'm going to help you If you want to start making money online and you want to get started with no money out of your pocket Send me a message and I \" ll give you the details ! !", "@USER Well thank you , you are a scholar and a gentleman"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Iraq just condemned what you did . They are ready to kick us out .", "context": ["The United States has paid Iraq Billions of Dollars a year , for many years . That is on top of all else we have done for them . The people of Iraq don ’ t want to be dominated & controlled by Iran , but ultimately , that is their choice . Over the last 15 years , Iran has gained more ...", "... and more control over Iraq , and the people of Iraq are not happy with that . It will never end well !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Another inspiration for 2020 : Use your voice for #kindness 💕 💚 Your ears for #compassion 💞 Your hands for #charity 🙌 🏽 Your mind for ️ Your heart for ", "context": ["\" ... Do good . Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough . Give your best anyway . For you see , in the end , it is between you and God . It was never between you and them anyway \" Blessed Mother Teresa #DoGood #BeKind #ShareLove ", "@USER @USER What a mindful way to begin 2020 ... peace , love and happiness to you all"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Love Island ratings dip for winter series launch CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Love you bhai #SalmanKhan Bhai please remove from BiggBoss house #ShehaazGill don't show attitude on bhai all world respect him #SalmanKhan when he was talking shehaaz showing attitude only one reason we see World King Trillions hearts fans bhai", "context": [". @USER ke saath kiye #ShehnaazGill ke iss bartaav ka kya hoga nateeja ? Dekhiye aaj raat 9 baje only on #WeekendKaVaar . Anytime on @USER . @USER #BiggBoss13 ", "@USER @USER @USER Instead of saying Badtmeezi ki koi jagah ni hai is ghr mein He would have said \" Badtmeezi ki hi jgh hai is ghr me \" Thats why no1 took action on repetitive Violence , Abuses , Provocation ! #FightBackSana"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wow ... and this never ending expert level of hate is probably exactly what has them running for cover .", "context": ["Royal family is reportedly disappointed about Harry and Meghan stepping back ", "@USER She never wanted to be in the shadows as a Royal Wife . She wanted the glamour and fame that Kate had . But she has nowhere near the grace and class of Kate . She's going to try to revive her feeble acting career . She wants to be the star . Harry fell for it . Meghan = Yoko Ono"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I love my City ♥ ️ Growing up in Philly was awesome . I have so many fond memories from childhood to the present . I know it's cliché , but for me , there is NO place like home ❤ ️ Come visit ! @USER #Philadelphia #Historic ", "context": ["@USER Hey that's a cool song , I like it , thnx I'll add to my list of songs to listen to ! !", "@USER Cool good old Phili , I'd like to go there some day"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Enjoy it fam . If he get 60 it is what it is . James is incredible . This team is fun man enjoy it . ", "context": ["This week in Houston : - Texans blow 24 - point lead - Astros get horribly punished - D ’ eriq King enters transfer portal - Ja Morant makes James Harden his son", "@USER I ’ m concerned about all the trash the MEDIA is talking about Ja / Grizz Better already than Conley ( Lol ) Better than DRose as rookie ( 50 lols ) He is Harden ’ s daddy . Harden gonna hit 60 next time we play This is getting out of hand ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I saw a demo . Great job for taking the extra step to use your data to make better decisions to drive key actions and behaviors to improve metrics that matter in your agency #smart #AI #machinelearning ", "context": ["Hey #5amclubIns What accomplishment are you most proud of in 2019 ? @USER @USER @USER ...", "@USER @USER @USER Hey #5amclubins , What's one thing you hope to accomplish in 2020 ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This trek attracted a sea of humanity , you just need to come down here we are just in large numbers muzukuru ( patriotic ) call it the most appropriate name .", "context": ["#Day3 #M7Trek #AfricaKwetuTrek with @USER From Nakaseke to Kiboga where we are Pitching Camp tonight after Approximately 15km of 2 Mountain Climbing Respectively . The Team that made it to either points With @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe this trek should have also attracted public holidays for people to kuwela . Otherwise abawagizi temwaweze"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I strongly believe being diverse n having constant change of pressure n still coming out creative on moves that are played in the game platform while keeping n maintaining content delivery from reaction to action that occurs.Keeps you on your toes 💯 #Growth #activeshooter", "context": ["Apex really hoed me today 😒 ... mixing all these shooters together for my content is skressing me out ! ! !", "@USER Not a popular opinion but I think it why “ open lobby ’ s ” aren ’ t great for content . Constantly switching players of varying skill levels will always throw streamer off which then throws off their vibe and content quality . It ’ s why u see big streamers only play w / other streamers"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 19-24 July 2020 ! Yets - I would e . g . , to go to again . #Foodie #Heaven #Copenhagen . Yet I would also to visit your lab . Possible ?", "context": ["Tell me #one #reason to go to #HCII this year in ! The invited session on ! ;-) 6 with and meets @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Let me know when you'll be here and we can meet for coffee or beer ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , sir . please . any post here i do post it .. please you can take it , and share . or copy and paste to your time line , or whatsapp . or Facebook . i'm here to spread love and motivation . not for monopolize anything #SpreadLove #post #motivation 💕", "context": ["If you are upset and frustrated , see this man ’ s condition . How does he get his livelihood ? So do your things , with all determination and optimism . 💪 #Motivation #optimism #InspirationalQuotes ", "@USER I just shared your message to my community . Thanks"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER When we embody , we are the most powerful being in the #universe #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Spread the Love , the light , on every cloud , on every ray of light from the sun , On the Sweetness of your words , The love from your heart as it touches the soul so beautifully on the wings of Angels . Love , Light & Peace be with Thee , Always XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER I wrote them for you and everyone here to enjoy . Sometimes we write to create vision for others to see , then it is like a drop in the sea , where the ripples of the love & vision overcome Thee and they see brighter than they ever imagined ! XOXOXO "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Think about Aarti ’ s . She is the one who needed this because her story that she told on camera at BB13 house was a news to her own family . #respect", "context": ["Family #BiggBoss_Tak Day 1 ( Today Shoot ) Arti - Krushna & his kids Mahira Mom - Saniya ji Vishal - Kunal Shefali - Parag Shehnaz Dad - Santokh ji Day 2 ( Tmmrv shoot ) Sid Mom - Rita ji Paras Mom - Ruby ji Madhurima Mom - Vijaya ji Asim - Umar Rashmi - Gaurav ", "@USER Sid's meeting with his mom will be such an emotional moment , I can't even imagine the outpouring of emotions . So excited to see it , Can't wait #SidharthShukla"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Indeed . I can understand that for many they have invested years into relationships , but life means more than love . can restart , #life cant", "context": ["Every female on my timeline I am begging you to terminate any relationship your are in at the first sign of abuse - verbal or otherwise . Behaviours take time to change ... while its taking time you should also take time away from the relationship . #StopAbuseNow ", "@USER Fi real Miller . There has to be a nationwide approach to tackling this problem . The physiological effects are irreversible ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Today I take out time to remember them and say thank you ! Thank you for the sacrifice ! ! ! Thank you for being a soldier ! ! ! 😍 #armedforcesremembranceday #soldiers #sacrifice", "context": ["Every time I see a soldier , I am reassured that someone apart from God is watching out for me , protecting me , I am also reminded that someone apart from God is willing to give their life to save mine .. #ArmedForcesRemembranceDay #ArmyDay", "when I see a soldier I am reminded that some of them have given their life to save others before me ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER A little Canadian trivia - My FIL , a physician was the first to lobby for banning smoking on Canadian aircraft . Clearly successfully . He also did smoking cessation hypnosis . Aaaand now , back to The Crown .", "context": ["My son & I are watching The Crown . I can ’ t believe how bad I am at history . I had no clue the English smoked so much .", "@USER I think British Airways was one of the first to stop smoking on their airplanes . Can ’ t even imagine today !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah right 🙄 . . How do YOU know @USER is not saying that . Yet at the same time saying , \" Still , I myself where I AM & on my journey to where I plan to go . On you having #TIME to \" work on \" yourself ... you have the same 24 hours everybody else has .", "context": ["As an overweight fat person , I 💯 agree with @USER about Lizzo . Accepting being fat is the same as accepting being poor or unsuccessful . Nobody wants it ; it ’ s a matter of how hard we want to change it . But stop disguising “ giving up ” as “ acceptance . ”", "Rebranding failure as success is delusion disguised as progressiveness . Real acceptance is saying “ hey , I don ’ t like where I ’ m at right now and I need to work to fix it . ”"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh yesss WE do ! ! of our hardworking duly elected @USER who will win AGAIN ! ! !", "context": ["General Qassem Soleimani has killed or badly wounded thousands of Americans over an extended period of time , and was plotting to kill many more ... but got caught ! He was directly and indirectly responsible for the death of millions of people , including the recent large number ...", "@USER You're losing the impeachment war , so you've decided to unilaterally start an unnecessary war with Iran without Congressional approval . We DO NOT support this illegal war ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER GAGE LEGEND ... the only one who hates on me but still loves me at the same time ... ❤ ️", "context": ["i have these 5 oomfs i ’ m in love with 🍑", "@USER all over my tl and it kinda looks as if they all hate you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #wow say it isn't so .. Russian Interference , that THE Clinton Foundation bought and paid for .. In the name of #LIGHT and", "context": ["Great to see @USER ’ s early learning initiative , @USER , team up with @USER to reach parents anywhere they go ! These signs in the subway , the mall , the laundromat & across New York remind us all of how important it is to talk , read & sing with children from day one . ", "@USER @USER @USER I want to thank you for running for president and creating an opening for women . I truly believe you would have won had it not been for Russia ’ s interference and Comey ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wow ... and this never ending expert level of hate is probably exactly what has them running for cover .", "context": ["Royal family is reportedly disappointed about Harry and Meghan stepping back ", "@USER She never wanted to be in the shadows as a Royal Wife . She wanted the glamour and fame that Kate had . But she has nowhere near the grace and class of Kate . She's going to try to revive her feeble acting career . She wants to be the star . Harry fell for it . Meghan = Yoko Ono"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I really do not care if THEY are here or not . I will embrace anyone who embraces LOVE otherwise they can piss off ! ! it is that simple the Game Humans forgot how to play Q", "context": ["Hey ... MOTHER SHIPS ARE COMING IN ! #QAnon #QSentMe THAT'S WHAT THE Q DROP WAS to put your seats in the upright position . THEY'RE HERE ! 👽 ❤ 👽 ❤ 👽 It's happening ! ! !", "@USER that ´ s great but you may need a little more proof you have heard about those who scream the loudest . stay calm"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... Is she #crazy or #tired of #life ! what do you ? your ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER J aein Bischen verrückt drin , ist immer schön 🤣 😂 😜", "@USER @USER @USER L e b e n s g e f ä h r l i c h !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just walk up to the mic and mouth it like you ’ re doing sick harmonies . Then you can say whatever you want because there ’ s no sound . So when I sing thee I won't sing super lame And if I harmony I'll harmony in my own way See ... problem solved . #MakeYoSeff", "context": ["Lifted my @USER hiatus annnnddd my take out order was wrong - not drastically wrong , but still incorrect . It ’ s the little things that matter . Come on guys , you ’ re better than that .", "@USER @USER @USER ya a little i guess . i have to pretend i know how to sing for that tho . brandon will do the heavy lifting there ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 💞 Thank you very much Beloved Heather 💞 #ShabbatShalom , #Blessings and much to you and yours dear achoti 💞 🕊 ️", "context": ["💞 #Shalom ~ #Peace be with you Beloveds 💞 #Blessings 💞 🕊 ️ That you may live a life worthy of the Lord and please Him in every way : bearing fruit in every good work , growing in the knoledge of God . Col . 1:10 ", "@USER Shabbat Shalom dear Chana . May you and your loved ones have a blessed weekend , achoti 💙"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "around the #McCain shark , broadly viewed as a #virtuous and shark , #Lindsey took on the patina of . But wherever the apex shark is , you find the Lindsey fish hovering about , the newest shark in the sea . Lindsey has a real draw to power — but he ’ s found ...", "context": ["#Understanding #LindseyGraham Former #GOP strategist to Rolling Stone : “ People try to analyze Lindsey through the prism of the manifest inconsistencies that exist between things that he used to believe and what he ’ s doing now . The way to", "understand him is to look at what ’ s consistent . And essentially what he is in American politics is what , in the #aquaticworld , would be a #pilotfish : a smaller fish that hovers about a larger #predator , like a shark , living off of its . That ’ s Lindsey . And when he swam .."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You ’ d probably would get more engagement if you weren ’ t laughably wrong . Who decides to troll when they sell out a ppv in under an hour .", "context": ["“ Boy , AEW really ended 2019 on a bad note with the cringe Dark Order ending . ” - Wrestling Twitter “ Lmao , hold my beer noobs . ” - WWE Creative #RAW", "@USER Dark order sucks . Last night was actually funny . Aew is in bad place right now . Here come the aew marks"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Most definitely . I hate it that I won't make it to the service , but I plan on giving a huge hug when I see her ! ❤ ️ #RIPAllan", "context": ["I was so sad to hear of the passing of @USER of @USER . My prayers to @USER and the family . #RIP ", "@USER @USER @USER He will be missed by all of us for he cared about the community and took an interest in everyone he met . Our thoughts are with his family today ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hmmm not too fast 😂 . Marriage to them means / t linking 2 families , sharing in their joys , trials & tribulations . Plus boasting rights .. ah moyo aka inlaw 😂 . New culture , language , distance & reciprocal acceptance was their fear not race per se . But #GenX is global 🤔 🤣 🤣", "context": ["Dear black people , when our parents warn us not to marry whites / asians & are angry when we do , does that make them racists or not ?", "@USER I agree . Though sometimes its blatant racism but not acknowledged"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No Means No . It Doesn't Matter What Your Gender Is Or Anything Else . All Of This Is About \" Control \" . Sorry You Experienced The Fallout , Jon . It's Time Everyone Got Up To Speed With The True Meaning Of Equality : #Respect #Truth No Matter Who You Are .", "context": ["The social , legal and moral significance of #JohnnyDepp ongoing battle with Amber Heard ( and the kind of new age ‘ empowered female ’ she represents ) has thus far been wildly underestimated … … Johnny Depp said no – and no means no . ", "@USER My marriage to an \" empowered woman \" ended in a similar way . Worst experience of my life and the timing in mid 2016 couldn't have been worse . Every man hater in America was activated due to an election outcome . Men were being railroaded like I had never seen and it hit me too ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Enter for your Chance to Win big Too bit . ly2JrrJxR #PCH WINNER #PRIZE NBCnews , April 26th WIN $ 7,000 . 00 A week FOR LIFE I HOPE I CAN WIN $ 7,000 . 00 A Week FOR LIFE YES in it to win it all yes . give a high five yes", "context": ["In just days , your whole lifestyle could change . Did you get your entry yet ? What would you change first with your new-found fortune ? #SuperPrize #countdown #cashprize ", "@USER STILL Writing ✍ ️ LOL 😀 ... St Jude Hospital 🏥 Donating ... Other Private ( Communities ) ! # I ’ mInItToWinIt #SuperPrize #countdown @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER If any of you in Chennai / Bangalore / Ooty would like to ADOPT a dog or cat , let me know please . I shall enable that for you . Today is a good day to change an animal's life ♥ ♥ ♥ #adopt #adoptdontshop #adoptdontbuy ", "context": ["All I ’ m saying is there should be a remake of Grumpy Old Men with me and Boyd ", "@USER If you wouldn't mind and if you think it could help , would you RT my today's tweet on animal adoption please ? I believe you have a rather large following . If you will , then I'll share it with you once again . Let me know please"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ? ? \" We must further improve our ability to forecast changing environmental threats and continually improve climate modelling predictions \" #QUESTION = How can that be True ? ? when you state = \" there is already abundant evidence available \"", "context": ["Rubbish Hillary ! I am an Australian living near the fires & the causes of the fires have been : 1 . Arson with approx 200 arrests made 2 . Lack of hazard reduction , & 3 . Drought , which a normal cyclic occurrence in Australia . Stop spreading #ClimateLies ", "@USER @USER #NOTE Link weather & climate challenges pose complex & wide-ranging problems intersecting in ways that are difficult to untangle & address Then #THIS = there is already abundant evidence available to help us understand - - to draw on that scientific evidence base #CONFUSION ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER did it ! ! u lucky ! I wish Crystal put me up ! 😘 Damn girl !", "context": ["@USER @USER omg you draw ? . AMAZING 🔥 ! @USER OMG #SPECCHLESS ! #DAMNGIRL ! I LOVE HER SO MUCH ! ❤ ️ 💯 🙏", "@USER @USER @USER No I don ’ t draw haha ... I just added the wings to the photo . She ’ s everything ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #BestOfBothWorlds and a great time to be a comic fan . #Marvel and #DC", "context": ["Since bashing Marvel in favor of DC seems to be trendy now , I feel like pointing out the MCU didn ’ t have their top two heroes stop fighting because of a crazy coincidence . And none of the Avengers decided to “ gracefully exit ” after the first team-up .", "I say this as a guy who wants to enjoy both worlds ( really looking to WW84 ) and is fed up with the negativity ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Australia bushfires : Carrots dropped from helicopters feed wallabies CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER gotta love 8 million followers now know about your new dish it ’ s unimportant if they order it they ’ ll remember how much they adore their particular favourite dish and visit during classicly quiet January #ifyoubuildittheywillcome #touché", "context": ["Tuna is a fish . Vegans don't eat fish . So this is a pathetic lie designed to con the vegan-deluded public . ", "@USER if it ’ s beef you ’ re after , we also do a delicious beef brisket ramen"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you ! Likewise just like 41 years ago when the two countries were allies and practically bestfriends . Iranians want regime change and our only alternative leader is #RezaPahlavi God bless you and America ! #peace #humanity", "context": ["@USER I wanted to personally thank you and your administration for acknowledging the anti regime protests and standing with people of #Iran . #IranProtests2020 the world needs more leaders like you ! #IranRegimeChange is the only way for the world's peace .", "@USER @USER American loves the Persian people , we pray for peace ... and stand by your side ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Fresh Rain upon Australia . Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. In the mty name of Jesus Christ , aamen .. #SaturdayMotivation #SaturdayVibes #Saturday", "context": ["Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. In the mty name of Jesus Christ , aamen .. #AustralianBushfireDisaster #Australia #AustralianBushfire", "Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. Fresh Rain upon Australia .. In the mty name of Jesus Christ , aamen ... #AustraliaFire #JesusIsLord #JesusChrist"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 💌 From One Spoonie Sister To Another ... - I'll Always Have Your Back , Always ! ! ! 💌 ", "context": ["🔥 NEW VIDEO 🔥 * RETWEET * Let ’ s talk about some of the comments on my video discussing @USER & @USER along with other topics . Video link 👉 🏼 #MondayThoughts #MondayMorning #MondayMood ", "Thank you for retweeting @USER I ’ m very grateful for your continued support my spoonie sister ☺ ️ 🙏 🏼 💕"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And I can ’ t wait to hear the rest of the cast ❤ ️ ✨", "context": ["Two Audio Drama Hard At Work on Lead Roles . One for @USER and continuing with @USER Power Rangers ! ! What a great start for 2020 this month 😃 🎙 ❤ ️ ✨ #actorslife #voiceover #grateful", "@USER @USER Hard work pays off ! You are amazing ! I'm so glad to have you on board ! The writers can't wait to hear their words being brought to life !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT @USER I KNOW ITS GOING TO HE", "context": ["Special moment last night when I turned around on the red carpet and saw this amazing woman . Had no idea @USER was coming to the screening of my Lifetime movie #KamiyahMobleyStory . Hard to fully convey how … ", "@USER @USER BOTH OF YOU ARE #COUNTRYSTRONG ONE IS SAME AS MYSELF KY #COUNTRYSTRONG ... SO MUCH LOVE AND APPRECIATION TO YOU BOTH FROM GOOD OLD MUHLENBERG COUNTY KY . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So you're saying the world climate is doing exactly what it's been doing for millions of years ?", "context": ["\" Contrary to popular media and urban mythology the global warming we have experienced since the Little Ice Age is likely finished \" ", "@USER It's only a small trend but in the UK official Met Office stats show that the 2010s were colder than the 2000s and last year was nearly 0.5 C cooler than 2014 . Hardly a climate fireball . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My cousin was a piece of this trade", "context": ["Widely regarded as the single worst trade in Calgary Flames history . #Flames #yyc ", "@USER I still think Marc Savard for absolutely nothing doesn ’ t get anywhere near it ’ s due"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My time in Malaysia is a part of my life I will treasure forever . The people , everyone , were wonderful . I have never experienced such a caring and nurturing culture . I wanted to hug everyone . Reading the Twitter bios of the people who like this tweet makes me want go back .", "context": ["Now that we all have had a good laugh at my expense for mistaking a TEENY-TINY flag of Malaysia for a TEENY-TINY Old Glory-the fact remains the same : NO country measures their worth in 💰 ( also , I accidentally blundered into a LOAD of Malaysian followers ) #HammyHeartsSoutheastAsia ", "@USER Malaysia is paradise . You couldn't have picked a more beautiful place with nicer people to accidentally post a flag from . Nicest accidental friends you'll ever make ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you for clarification . I gathered it was the last port of call when all else was exhausted . However , I seem to remember that one of the many slogans banded about pre - #EURef2016 was #takingbackcontrol . Do brexiteers know that ECHR can still overrule UK law ? 😍", "context": ["Will UK citizens have access to European Court of Human Rights when we leave EU ? Thinking of young girl found guilty in Cyprus who will be able to appeal to them - is that bcs it happened in Cyprus ? It ’ s an awful shame if it ’ s taken from us post brexit imo @USER", "@USER @USER The UK will still be a party to the ECHR , under which the European Court of Human Rights has mandatory jurisdiction . It's not really an appeal - people can only go to that Court if they have exhausted all possible appeals within the national legal system ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , SJ I'll add these recent RT'ers of my pinned tweet I appreciate your support .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Omg ... I made Rex ’ s #awesomeList ? ! Yaaaaaaaaas ! ! ! Here are some others for the list", "@USER @USER @USER An #AwesomeList ? Oh , I'm lucky to know so many who deserve to be on it . ( thpt ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Would love to receive a blessing from @USER 💙 🤍 💙 what you are doing is Amazing ! ! ! $ RachelW 143 #Blessings", "context": ["Everyday in 2020 I will randomly pick someone on twitter and give them $ 20 in cash or #BTC . Why ? To put a smile on someone ’ s face and for me to develop a habit of giving . Leave your CashApp , PayPal or BTC addy and please retweet . #365Giving20", "💙 💙 Everyday #Giveaway 💙 💙 $ 20 in Cash or #Crypto Everyday ! Comment with your info so I can 👀 you Retweet and tag a friend to spread awareness Get your mind off of #WWIII and unto "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeaah class what a contrast to other members LOL #meganandharry ", "context": ["Thank you everyone for all your lovely messages on The Duchess of Cambridge ’ s birthday ! Photo 📷 by @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Stunning and oozing class what a contrast to other members of the royal family happy birthday Ma ’ am a credit to our great United Kingdom . 🇬 🇧"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm also of the Welsh Government for rolling out #PrEP on the NHS in Wales ! ! They're setting a real standard which other governments will surely have to follow 🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁷 󠁬 󠁳 󠁿 🇬 🇧 ", "context": ["Disappointed that the Scottish Government will not be supporting @USER MSP's Bill for Free Period Product Provision . It's bizarre to me that this is still a radical idea .", "@USER @USER tbh , I agree . But on the upside , Wales really is leading the way when it comes to reproductive health all round 🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁷 󠁬 󠁳 󠁿 @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 💞 Thank you very much Beloved Heather 💞 #ShabbatShalom , #Blessings and much to you and yours dear achoti 💞 🕊 ️", "context": ["💞 #Shalom ~ #Peace be with you Beloveds 💞 #Blessings 💞 🕊 ️ That you may live a life worthy of the Lord and please Him in every way : bearing fruit in every good work , growing in the knoledge of God . Col . 1:10 ", "@USER Shabbat Shalom dear Chana . May you and your loved ones have a blessed weekend , achoti 💙"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great start to the year and increasing and quite a #choice for your customers", "context": ["Back to it tomorrow . Start of a big year for Genius ... new Schirmer Machining Center arriving , increasing product lines and colours , Creating / Strengthening partnerships with customers and suppliers . We ’ re raring to go ! ! #Partnerships #2020NewYear ", "@USER We are back at it tomorrow too ! ! First thing out of the door is 26 @USER frames courtesy of your good selves ! ! Let ’ s hope that 2020 is even better for us both than 2019 was ( and to be honest , that was a pretty good year ! ! ) #partnerships #Choice"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you for keeping me in your prayers . #God bless you and may the light of #God's heart continue to guide us ALL forever going forward ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER Keeping you in Prayer 🙏 I've Experienced The Opression that comes with Depression . God's Amazing Love saw me thru my Breakyhrough 💞 Keep your eyes on Him & Be About The His Business & He WILL take care of yours . Trust Him w / ALL your Heart , for we serve a Good , Good , Father . 💗 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was a great pleasure and privilege to work with @USER 👊 ", "context": ["#Fused CD collection Which are you missing from your collection #electropop ", "@USER @USER Probably the most \" poppy \" track I've written . Kay did an incredible job on vocals and lyric melodies , and hugely grateful to work with her on it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And half the country has no idea WTF your calling um . cannot wait to use it later , I've someone in mind 🤣 🤣 🤣", "context": ["@USER This brings back memories of my Granny who livef in Betwick on Tweed.if she though someone was talking rubbish she called them glaiket . Me on occasions too !", "@USER It's my new favourite , you can utter it with such venom 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I still think @USER is still upset over the loss of his soul mate from the #Patriots it really set him back . I feel bad for him . Mr Kraft needs to bring them back together #pride ", "context": ["Not in his character to do this ... Upset I guess .. ", "@USER Not giving him a free pass but I bet the elimination in the Wild card round and the fact that he now needs surgeries , plus wondering if he ’ ll be playing with Brady next season are all on his mind , once again no excuse but sometimes you drink and do dumb things ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes , thank you ! I sent it to my friends and family too ! ❤ ️ #RenewAnneWithAnE #AnneWithAnE #Netflix", "context": ["LETS DO THIS Y ’ ALL ! Lets make #RenewAnneWithAnE a reality ! Disney + is asking for suggestions ! We have #hope ! #AnneWithAnE > Give Feedback ( under search bar ) ", "@USER @USER dont forget to sign the petition and request on netflix as well ! #renewannewithane"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the suggestions ! I will start looking them up as soon as I finish my current reads !", "context": ["I ’ ve decided to choose one author ’ s novels to dig into each month this year . My January author is @USER since I ’ ve most recently landed on his great works ! I ’ m done with 4/6 of these and couldn ’ t be happier with my first choice ! ( Taking author suggestions ! ) #My2020Reads ", "@USER @USER Excellent choice . I would recommend @USER and to start . So many good ones !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER RUenjoying the #FEECTING ? information on the elite sex slave network via @USER", "context": ["📢 Singularity ( technological singularity = BIG / GIANT AI ) ➡ ️ another INVENTED word by humanity ➡ ️ MANIFEST DESTINY happens ➡ ️ term travels d'whirld 🗣 ️ ( gossipgossip / 3 + peeps / tech hits d'grid ) ️ its a Go ! like word ️ Synergy ( RonRewald / PSI-Profs said in ' 19 ) Talk / Share within d ' 24hr #", "BigU ! 🤠 🤗 📣 Bugs-Bunni n ' Elmer Fudd LIve at FermILabs ! ( like at the GETTY museum L . A , 2 ! ) 😺 🐰 ️ \" they analyse them there through partIcLe accelerators / timeLInephysics ️ ️ ️ reel 2reel \" ~ Proffy ️ ️ Got a great comment from Anonavelli via @USER "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Joking about a time and incident that made someone lose her hair , go to the hospital for anorexia , nearly suicidal , and being called a porn star in public certainly doesn't make him a #person , though . Like , I can't think of a time I joked about that with someone I know .", "context": ["Was the Joke Triple H made about Paige really a big deal ? It was clearly a joke . No ?", "@USER its a crass joke and he should apologize but ppl turning it into hhh being a #bad #person are doing the most"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER LOL When I took my test I was worried about parking when I returned to the DMV lot because it was very crowded . When I turned into the lot there was a beautiful empty parking spot right in front of me , did not even have to turn the wheel , just pulled right in ! !", "context": ["⚡ ️ Oops Someone just had a wreck in the parking lot of the DMV in #RockHill #CltTraffic #Charlotte", "@USER It almost happened to me when I first tried for my license . I turned the WRONG WAY against traffic ! Ducked back in the lot quickly . The officer with me made me park it . I said \" I guess a lot of people make that mistake , huh ? \" He said , \" Nope . \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER As a Alberta taxpayer , I'm ok with this . The cost of doing business is higher in Alberta . Family physicians work hard for the care of their patients . Therefore we should respond in kind and support them and our health . #harmreduction", "context": ["Ever wonder how Family Physician fees in Alberta compare to other provinces ? These are the top four billing codes for Family Physicians . ( They account for 67 % of all FP billing in Alberta . ) ", "On top of these , AB also pays $ 2.95 per visit for Business Costs as well as Complex Modifiers . ( CMs are not paid in any other province . ) Compare to the rates other provinces pay . Except for the psych visit in SK , our rates are higher than these provinces . Even without a $ 18.48 CM"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very disappointed . I wrote a great article ( even if I say so myself ) re Muirfield . Edition 35 of . Have a look . Must have been at my best editorially that month . #ladyfriendlygolf", "context": ["Well curiouser and curiouser . A golf society in Stoke on Trent that doesn't except women ? Your thoughts please @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Megolithic ! mind you it's a #Brexit stronghold so what do you expect ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "“ Those who guard their mouths and their tongues keep themselves from calamity ” ( Pr 21:23 NIV ) . #grace", "context": ["We ’ re all guilty of lashing out . Let ’ s be better , merciful and loving . Speak truth rooted in grace . Meditate on these today . #scripture #news #tcot “ Those who guard their lips preserve their lives , but those who speak rashly will come to ruin ” ( Proverbs 13:3 NIV ) .", "“ Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves , and their religion is worthless ” ( James 1:26 NIV )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You better get things in order lovely ladies ... I ’ m comin atcha on Friday 🤩 ❤ ️", "context": ["So yesterday ’ s show ... I sung All You Waana do 1 and a half times . That was fun 🙃 😂", "@USER let ’ s not forget the peeps who had to dance it one and a half times who now don ’ t have any quads left they have fully disintegrated xoxo"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Let you start focusing on what you can do today instead of just thinking what you have to do tomorrow . Let you begin to do one small thing everyday on which you can #feel or #congratulate yourself 👏 #WednesdayWisdom", "context": ["We know that being #calm , & positive in every #situation can help us achieve a lot . But this state of is not something that you can get , when negativity is so ingrained in our & our efficient is on mode & driving us at it's own 🤣", "Let you don't allow your mind to dwell on things that steal your peace , joy & energy , instead think about blessed #present & bright #future . Instead of scrolling aimlessly on phone all the time , think more about the things you want in #life & fill your mind with happy ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Exactly an eye for an eye . I love island but am gutted to see this", "context": ["How this animal killing murderer going to be in this years love island 😡 @USER #LoveIsland #AnimalAbuse #animalkiller ", "@USER @USER Can we let him run free in the fields that surround the villa , and vote on which islander get to shoot him ? Then selfies"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All that #God has given Was not given just for naught For has the ability To do everything we aught", "context": ["A heart of can do far above Anything that #money can do And the only thing #God asks to be given Is the he has given to you", "A kind word , a helping hand A smile that ’ s from the heart Can brighten up a darkened soul Or a life that was falling all apart"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lock Haven where i was born Hershey #Pennsylvania #HomeSweetHome of the stuff #Philly Steak with the PA has some wonderful course s", "context": ["“ I ’ ve been doing this for 40 years and I ’ ve never seen anything like this ( Economy ) . ” @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER You have my vote in 2020 . I ’ m headed to Pennsylvania to register new Republican voters & ensure your re-election . When we win PA , it ’ s game over !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Echoing , I am so grateful you , Michelle are in my life ; you have brought me and I wish you a super 2020 #happynewyear", "context": ["Thanks for your awesome tweets in 2019 ! @USER @USER @USER Have a bright #2020 !", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much , Michelle ! 🥰 Happy New Year ! ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah but can Stephen Jones also be classed as too please , just from a pure entertainment stance", "context": ["Now then all , Josh is away and so I need your #SHITGOOD noiminations for me and the guest host @USER to pore over .", "@USER @USER - Racing's frankly pornographic brand of rugby . #SHIT - Stephen Jones's increasingly unhinged reaction to the Saracens stuff"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I have a pair ... everything has a hint of yellow , Swiss lens , pretty expensive but no eye fatigue . Love them and won ’ t be going back .", "context": ["Tech Twitter : Any of y'all using those \" blue light \" monitor glasses ? Do they help ? Are they worth it ? Looking for feedback on them .", "@USER Well I got a pair and am going to see if it makes a difference 🙂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Dylan can I politely ask are you normal ? ? ? do you accept #BREXIT ... ps you cut me I bleed working class", "context": ["Gay rights in Iran . This is what @USER are defending . These are the people @USER took £ 20,000 from to appear on their propaganda channel . ", "@USER @USER @USER Never ever do the lefties say anything about it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Created 2 #create every time I create it creates me #Dresscode Style 2me , is an extension of ones #personality personal self on vibes Vision & Trend tune 2the rhythm is born ", "context": ["@USER Mindset Reset sleep is the best escape awesome goodnite sleep tight sweet dreams hang loose I'll try my best to catch up with you in your sweetest of dreams bless ", "@USER Good morning my creative friend ... we will give way to a term , as you know , simple where we let the strength of the attitude give us , that so real that we seek and motivate ... is a process , simple if so We think and decree . Time to fulfill our dreams ... 😉 🤗 😘 🌹 🌹 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ME #TOO SIS KATHY THE FOR YOU , , YOUR ARE 💞 🙏 💐 🕊 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER HAPPY #WEDNESDAY AMELIA ☕ 🙏 AND EVERYONE #PATRIOTS 🇺 🇸 🇩 #WISH YOU ALL A AND DAY , , GOD YOU ALL WITH FAMILIES GOD & ALL MEMBERS , , , , OFFICERS , MAY PEACE AND TO BE YOUR ! GUIDE ", "@USER @USER @USER HAPPY #WEDNESDAY SIS KATHY ☕ 💞 💐 💜 💙 AND #EVERYONE HAVE A MAGNIFIC WEDNESDAY MAY THE HOPE OF GOD REST UPON YOU YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND FOREVER "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Y'all need to be able to see my likes , so you make sure you get the content", "context": ["Rite . Unfortunately they will never do it or keep you at latest tweets or let us unsee others like . To continue to think you have a say so is fool's gold . ", "@USER Gotdammit if did away with showing me all the likes everybody has of other schmucks , it would be a huge development ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Robin needs help believes dropping bombs for 8 years straight is okay . you need help or attention buy a Puppy Dog . In the meantime stay in bed we got this covered just like your eyes Q", "context": ["On whether Obama admin paid for missiles that hit Iraqi bases per @USER , @USER : \" This is another series of despicable lies by President Trump . Fact that 3 years after taking office he remains obsessed w / Pres Obama shows ( his ) extreme weakness & insecurity . \"", "@USER @USER @USER There is not a day that goes by that is not obsessed with Obama . Trump will never be the president Obama was . Obama was not a criminal Obama was not corrupt Obama was not impeached"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it You will overcome pain / hurt Wish you Joy", "context": ["Know what it's like to live with someone with depression ? It's wearing yourself out to try and get them to engage because they say they are depressed because you never engage with them . It's making yourself lonely so the depressed person won't be alone #depressionfeelslike", "It's like having all the air sucked out of a room , and trying to still provide your kids with normalcy ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Honestly LAW , is there anything you can ’ t do ? ? ? #talent #beauty", "context": ["If anybody has old icepad broom heads ... my 2 year old would like them as slippers 🤦 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ ", "@USER I maybe able to make a slipper for her #ihaveaplan"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This house used to call my attention when I didn't own it . I would drive by and think , that's place . It was not even for sale . The women approached our real estate agent to see if we wanted to exchange houses . We did . Very odd transaction .", "context": ["Almost no sleep last night . I could feel electricity again in my hands , just like after heavy rains last summer . I am sure this house is over a big underground stream .", "I noticed on the road there is crack that lines up with my well head . That well head lines up with the ponds in the gravel pit which are emerging from underground springs ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER True .. We are all being of \" Love those who love you . Love those who love you not . Love those who hate you . Love those who hate you not . Love them until they love you back , and when they love you back , LOVE THEM MORE ! \" Heard the sometime back & loved it ! #WednesdayThoughts ", "context": ["Practice kindness . Be empathetic . Build bridges . #MustRead my article #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER So true . We are beings of Love . vibrate in the frequencies of love . #Compassion "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER that is , love me some #PinkPanther The show was awesome back in the day . ", "context": ["💪 🏾 💉 💪 🏾 I got some new ink to today cause I ’ m priceless Money don ’ t fascinate me real love and loyalty do ! ! ", "@USER you and your cute lil slippers and nails . 🥰 🤗 Hey ? is that a #PinkPanther on your leg too ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Look ! What a cute kitty I met last summer :) #kitty #summer ", "context": ["Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American , & badly wounded many others , not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime , including recently ...", "... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You really are the #sweetest ♥ ️ Yes ❄ ️ ☃ ️ ❄ ️ ☃ ️ ️ would make it a day ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️", "context": ["@USER Thank you , #sweetest Angie . It's on Saturday so I will be baking tomorrow afternoon . 🎂 🎂 🎂 My wish is for ❄ ️ ☃ ️ ️ ️", "@USER I Know #Januray11th This #Saturday Yay ! But Let's Begin #Celebrating Now ! Yay ! Happy ~ Birthday ~ To ~ You ! xoxo My The ! For Your Birthday Pretty ~ Please ! ❄ ️ 🎂 ❄ ️ 🎂 ❄ ️ ️ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So when u trade in after 3 years , that balloon payment will not go against you ? Ending up taking a cheaper car", "context": ["Buying a car cash is not always a smart decision . It's a depreciating asset . Im not starting a debate by the way . #JustSaying #UnpopularOpinion ", "@USER My smart friends , push up the balloon payment as much as possible , reducing the monthly premium amount as much as possible , trade it in on the third year ( break even point ) and repeat ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Say hi to Cal ! Cal is barely one year old . Cal and his owner were surrounded by ten cops earlier this week who told them they must move . They were originally in an alleyway but moved onto the sidewalk after getting banished from the alley . Where do they go now ? #puppy ", "context": ["Huge thanks to all of our caring neighbors who came out today . It's chilly out and we got many requests for blankets , hand warmers , and of course everyone appreciated socks . Thanks @USER for the @USER hookup . ", "Our youngest volunteer today insisted on donating $ 5 . We are crying . 😭 Yes , we are now officially funded by small children . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We ate 3/4 of a kilo of tortilla just now . Manchego and caramalized red peppers . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER This is the only social content I want in my feed", "@USER @USER @USER This is the only food I want in my body "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Guetty for putting me on your #AwesomeList with all your #AwesomeFriends and I wish everyone an day ! ", "context": ["Thanks Monica , Here are some of my favorites . @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Diane . ❤ ️ You are among my favorites as well . Here are more ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #CBT therapy through #CAMHS really did help my Child ’ s #SchoolPhobia & it took 2 yrs to get medication for her School ANXIETY , once she left School with her 2 main GCSEs , she ’ s V happy in work from age 16 , no college . A Grafter & very independent Im so", "context": ["Does your child have #anxiety ? Finding it hard to find #support ? Why not try our new service which helps you to gain the tools you need to help your child . Find out more here : ", "@USER First place I went to with my Teen was School Pastoral , but not understanding . #SchoolPhobia is real . She missed 3 yrs off School the seed was planted in a Class , judged by a teacher . Moved 3 Schools . Now happy & in work"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May we ALL say NO to this evil ways of this wicked world & rather say YES to #God and His good will.May the sincere will of #God's heart be UPON & WITHIN us ALL from today going forward ... Ezek . 36:26 #PRAYER ", "context": ["📖 Romans 12:1 NLT “ And so , dear brothers and sisters , I plead with you to give your bodies to God because of all he has done for you . Let them be a living and holy sacrifice — the kind he will find acceptable . This is truly the way to worship him . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER Enter HIS gates with thanksgiving and HIS courts with praise . - Psalms 100:4 Blessed Wednesday and everyone ctto #ALDUBxADNMalasakit "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely sensational Danielle so professional love it Danielle #talented and my favourite 🎙 🎶 🎸 🎵 🥁", "context": ["Hello you gorgeous people I ’ m sorry if you think I ’ m ignoring you - back to back rehearsals for gigs / concerts in Feb / March plus all the work for @USER opening Jan - love to you all keep an eye on social media for dates of shows and gigs - love Danielle xx @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Morning lovely you could never ignore people your just amazing looking forward to all the great things that's happening over the next year its going to be a special one and so lucky for us have a brilliant weekend enjoy feet up lots of cream cakes and chill x x x x x 🌹 🌹 🌹 🍰 🍰"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER i never even thought about the double dipping . 🤷 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️", "context": ["didnt realize something could be dope & ugly at the same time lol ", "@USER You gotta respect PG for a couple reasons . I love the price point on his shoes . The shoes are incredibly comfortable . Most importantly I have never seen an athlete double dip in sponsorship as much is Paul George . Playstation Paul George ’ s Gatorade Paul George ’ s ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🙏 Thank you Find a Guide who can tell you what life is all about", "context": ["I have no place of my own to live I live in the hearts of ppl I am #LoveAndJoy ", "@USER I thought if you were near by , Discussing more eid be possible"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Haha ! Thanks ! I appreciate your daughter ! She ’ s a good role mod for mine !", "context": ["It ’ s a full moon and things got a little funky in our house , tensions are high all over , so let ’ s play the appreciation game : I appreciate my strong daughters for waking up positive after a rough night , they teach me a lot . Your turn , tweet me ! #Iappreciate", "@USER I also appreciate your daughters , they are freaking adorable !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER * heh * yeah - now go and watch Messiah on Netflix - #edgeofyourseat #MessiahNetflix", "context": ["#draculabbc #dracula2020 #DraculaNetflix Sister Agatha and Dracula redeemed each other and dare I say it Sr . Agatha through her reincarnation as Dr . Van Helsing gave Dracula salvation and found her faith Episode 3 is the most innovative take on the Dracula genre", "@USER Sorry . Dont you just love how Sr . Agatha brought the cool back to consecrated life 😇"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah it would , gsp is still in his prime and would wreck necessary .", "context": ["Jorge Masvidal welcomes the chance to ‘ resurrect ’ Georges St-Pierre ’ s career only to retire him again ( @USER ) ", "@USER @USER Ffs , can fighters move on from GSP man .. he ’ s past his prime now , getting a W over him doesn ’ t make you better than him"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The Congress is a party for Hindus , Muslims , Christians , Jews , Sikhs , Parsis . We are a party for everyone . That is what we were created for . Our leaders , workers , voters come from every religion . #IamCongress & ", "context": ["Exactly ! Will @USER have the courage to ask his Muslim and Christian supporters whether they accept this ? That all Religions are true ? Hindus believe in this but people like Shashi pander to the JAMIA students who do not accept this ; if you have the courage ask Today ! ", "@USER . In numerous speeches , writings & interviews , I keep stressing that the message “ I will respect your Truth , please respect my Truth ” is the only basis for religious coexistence & is the same principle that sustains our diverse democracy . @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "As I walk back through the dark alley , I still hope I ’ ll hear you call , I know I know that is not to be , You don ’ t need me , after all . #Lonely", "context": ["It ’ s just that I want to be around you , It ’ s just that I want to take care of you , It ’ s just that I want to help you realize your dreams , It ’ s just that I want to see you happy . #Lonely #Life", "It ’ s just that I find your doors closed on me , It ’ s just that I don ’ t find you near me , It ’ s just that I am unable to make space in your life , It ’ s just that I find you don ’ t need me . #Life #Lonely"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So #please , #demonstrate the #success and of your by them the . Im sure you might find something like the you just essentially and on no less ! ! 😍 💯 ", "context": ["But , wait ... I thought #PresidentTrump was #EnemyOfThePeople when it comes to #GlobalWarming but from the evidence Ive seen , it is that Me . @USER gives about the than @USER ( at least from what I can attest to ) . ", "@USER @USER You seem pretty upset that I don't have a use for a zip lock bag mate . Prolly should get that checked out before it encompasses you and you go on a completely non-sensical Twitter rant ... Oh , wait ... #smh"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It what we get for not getting to # 1 ", "context": ["remember when Mariah included melt away on a setlist poll knowing damn well she ’ d never do it ", "@USER the fact that she hates us even during christmas "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And , in that act of human bonding , we both extinguish hatred , which is nothing but the darkness of the soul . #Violence #Peace #Hatred", "context": ["( 1/2 ) You wear a mask to hide your face , making no secret of your hatred . In that very act lies the unspoken admission that you want to hide yourself from yourself .", "( 2/2 ) But I don ’ t worry being weak , vulnerable or kind . I ’ ve been taught in this rich civilization that love is the greatest strength that lets you embrace anyone who disagrees with you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What the world will give us is a beating , evidence being the vulnerable in our hospitals & institutions who're assaulted , sworn at & humiliated by our \" finest \" doctors and nurses . What #Christ #Jesus will give us is #love-a Spirit of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["#TuesdayMotivation The world wants peace , but rejects the Prince of Peace . The world wants love , but rejects the Author of Love . The world wants life , but rejects the One Who gave His to save theirs . The world desperately wants Jesus , but they ’ re too busy rejecting Him ", "@USER @USER @USER ☦ ️ ✨ ✝ ️ Peace I leave with you ; My peace I give to you ; not as the world gives do I give you . Do not let your heart be troubled , nor let it be fearful . John 14:27 ✝ ️ 🕯 ️ ️ YSNH"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER God IS ... He IS THE #FATHER OF #JESUSCHRIST , WHO SITS AT THE OF GOD .", "context": ["Cannot be amended . SO Trumpster discussed this #UN #USMCA trade agreement for a year ! Am I the only one totally #Ashamed of my , and President right now ? Or does everyone either hate or adore @USER ? ", "@USER As God Says , You Will #Reap What You #Sow #Congress , , @USER = to !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is beautiful , dearest Arina ! Very meaningful words . Thank you so much for sharing , my friend ! 💖 #kindness #gratitude", "context": ["Always be kind . If you see someone falling behind , walk beside them . If someone is being ignored , find a way to include them . If someone has been knocked down , lift them up . Always remind people of their worth . Just one small act of kindness could mean the world to someone .", "@USER Fill yourself with beautiful ideas and act with love and kindness to close people . ☺ ️ ☺ ️ 💖 → Tasha Tudor "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lost #poetry from the #book Things Happen Available Now at #poetrycommunity ", "context": ["A look into the #book Things Happen available now at #TuesdayThoughts #mentalhealth ", "The path #poetry from the #book Things Happen available now at #poetrycommunity "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "3/3 And to the haters . #Resist You are missing out of the and of just loving the most epic POTUS of your lifetimes . Relax . Everything is AMAZING ! The #MSM has only lied to you and made you all hysterical . Look around . It's the Be proud and happy ", "context": ["1/3 This is a gratitude thread of some of my favorite moments / photos of @USER and his family and their time in D . C . THUS FAR . What a tremendous leader with laser focus . The noise and lies and criminality trying to take out OUR POTUS is sick #GodBless the Trump's . ", "2/3 Thank God this family is so supportive and tight nit . I've followed #DonaldTrump for decades . Not the \" Apprentice \" only , but his business career . The man . He is a giving , loving , funny , caring person . I'll forever be grateful . #FourMoreYears "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hmmm not too fast 😂 . Marriage to them means / t linking 2 families , sharing in their joys , trials & tribulations . Plus boasting rights .. ah moyo aka inlaw 😂 . New culture , language , distance & reciprocal acceptance was their fear not race per se . But #GenX is global 🤔 🤣 🤣", "context": ["Dear black people , when our parents warn us not to marry whites / asians & are angry when we do , does that make them racists or not ?", "@USER I agree . Though sometimes its blatant racism but not acknowledged"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Bardot finally did what I could not . She got Fierce suspended . She is prodigious . Twitter findom police enforcement is her calling .", "context": ["@USER You ’ re literally not worth the time to @USER . BUT you are ABSOLUTELY worth the time to report to the cops , IRS , holy twitter guardians , and fill up the TL for a couple days .", "@USER @USER I already reported B to the police , IRS , and holy Twitter guardians . Damn . Do your job . 🐀"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Me too - I ’ ve preordered the deluxe edition - the @USER always deliver great albums .", "context": ["#NowPlaying Monkey Business ( radio edit ) - @USER ( New Single , released 1st January 2020 ) #MonkeyBusiness #PetShopBoys ", "@USER @USER I love this song so much ! Can't wait for the album !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Elon is probably 1/500 M people . Bezos , probably more like 1/50 M . That's the difference .", "context": ["Attempting to explain how misunderstood $ TSLA has been and how disruptive it will be , I have compared it to $ AMZN . If our analysis - based on Wright ’ s Law - is correct , #Tesla will have more of an impact on global transportation than #Amazon has had & will have on global retail . ", "@USER Unlike Bezos , Musk is seemingly unstable and erratic . Bezos wasn ’ t a half crazy man . He ’ s his own worst enemy if he is right on the theme ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Here's my ticket #COOL-20200108-360991 . It has been off for more than 24 hours now . I have had no feedback yet today .", "context": ["Last month with @USER and of course my Internet goes down again , yesterday and again today . Will not miss this . How am I supposed to work like this ? ?", "@USER Hi there , have you got a ticket number for us to escalate ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER , come back ! @USER Nah Bro , we only travel in #XDirection I got #BigEndian #Obesity over F'd or Line + 1Bullet Fire . death to America , March Forward ! on , \" NoInterMarry based on Percentile \" ! ", "context": ["> _ > hm . @USER Former Xbox Executive Picks PS5 and PC for Next-Gen ", "@USER I haven't read it and I already know this is a stupid article . For a \" former executive \" $ 500 + a couple controllers is nothing so if he cared enough he'd just roll both ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER She gave up her family for him and He has stood by her ( against their wishes ) ... #MuchRespect", "context": ["Queen Elizabeth has reluctantly agreed to her grandson Prince Harry and his wife Meghan ’ s wish for a more independent future after the British royal family held crisis talks to resolve a widening rift among the Windsors ", "@USER Here is Her Majesty's statement and she does not say reluctantly or imply it ! Another misleading headline by #Reuters "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Shalom , I appreciate your kindness and graciousness , dearest achi Gian . Thank you for always making me feel welcome . You are a true #blessing . These days sometimes life gets in the way of me being here but it is #so to be 🤗 🦋 🇮 🇱 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER May your Shabbat be sweet , blessed with Shalom and Joy dearest Gian and friends 🐌 🇮 🇱 🕯 ", "@USER @USER @USER Shalom dearest Achoti Heather 🌹 🌹 ✡ ️ great to see you back Home 😄 I wish you and yours a safe joyful Shabbat filled with peace and love "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This isn ’ t really the most intellectual of statements either . Or helpful . And half of it isn ’ t even yours , you just found something and present it to the world like look at me I ’ m so clever ... / pats head awww #adorable", "context": ["“ It ’ s my opinion as a lawyer that the Articles of Impeachment are defective on their face , which means I would like to see a Motion to Dismiss and have this disbursed without the necessity of a trial . I don ’ t think there should be a trial . I think it should be dismissed ...", "@USER Trump can't be sure if he prefers a rigged trial that ends at the beginning or a rigged trial where he is declared \" innocent \" by GOP Senators that Trump donated money to their campaigns just last month . Joseph Stalin would be so impressed . #RiggedTrial"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh honey , what a beautiful greetings , you too Ahuvi have a blessed beautiful day , almost Shabbat ✡ ☕ 💞 ☕ #WE #Coffee 💖 ", "context": ["@USER Todah Ahuvi ✨ 💞 😘 💞 Have a good rest and a refreshed #BlessedMorning #WE 🕊 ", "@USER Thank you very much , with all my heart I wish you a beautiful sunrise ... Boker Tov Ahuvati ! 💞 😘 ☕ 🌹 #BlessedDay #WE #JewishandProud "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #IKR ! ! I have my doubts about her sex just like the questions I have about her illegal status even BEING in #USA let alone being in our #WhiteHouse ! Lets not forget all those languages she speaks & her huge brain ! ! What a ! It ’ d be funny if it weren ’ t so tragic 4 USA", "context": ["Columnist Calls Donald and Melania Trump The ' Cruelest ' Couple To Ever Occupy The White House ", "@USER She looks like Bruce Jenner in that pic ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Release some endorphins and listen to , the new album from 😃 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Get your steps in and listen to #WalkingLikeWeDo , the new album from 🚶 ‍ ♀ ️ 🚶 ‍ ♀ ️ 🚶 ‍ ️ ‍ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER . has added another string to his bow with new album #Elgar 🎻 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 😍 😘 Thanks for sharing your Let ’ s make #2020 the year of #MagicalLearning ", "context": ["My #backtoschool fave T-shirt by @USER #MLMagical - Hope my Teacher Institute #PD will be and ", "@USER This brings me such joy ! You are ✨ MAGICAL ✨ , my friend ! ! ! #MLmagical #DBCincBooks "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Indeed , but my interest is in arguments that goes like this : Jamila would not be able to be a writer if there was no \" ground reading provided \" ? How does one arrive to that conclusion , logically ? Is it generalizable ? That if you are not ' well-read ' , you cannot be a ( good ) writer ?", "context": ["Proof ? ' If you don't do one thing well , you won't do the other well . ' Prove ! ", "@USER having grown up at a time whern teachers attendance to class was patchy , I basically have no primary education . I learned English thanks to the efforts of Prof Sumra and the National Central Library . If at all I can write today it ’ s because of grounding reading provided ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well I made enough to feed a family of 7 so come on over . #fireroastedtomatoes", "context": ["I ’ ve been blowing up @USER all day about my pitiful yet really insignificant problems and she told me if these were the worst things happening I was fine and that I needed a bowl of queso and that my friends is why she ’ s my best friend 🤣 🤣 🤣", "@USER Hahahahaha that gif is everything 🤣 LOVE YOU . comin for dat queso soup asap lmao "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lock Haven where i was born Hershey #Pennsylvania #HomeSweetHome of the stuff Steak with the PA has some wonderful course s", "context": ["“ I ’ ve been doing this for 40 years and I ’ ve never seen anything like this ( Economy ) . ” @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER You have my vote in 2020 . I ’ m headed to Pennsylvania to register new Republican voters & ensure your re-election . When we win PA , it ’ s game over !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Forgot the Mexicans . Sorry Aunt Rosa . 💞 🤗 Yes , Peeps Yo Hablmas Espanol , y Engles ! There are Good and Bad in every Race Color and Creed ! 🇺 🇸 🙏", "context": ["@USER Extremely rare ! Not too many people know abut this . I guess only a Blaxploitation buff would be familiar with this piece . 💛 💛 💛 👍 👍", "@USER @USER - Half of my Fam is Black - - - a few Fam members are Filipino - - - We're a family and love one another , no matter our skin color ! Love you all , too ... - - - The Love is embedded in our Heart & Soul ... 💞 🙏 🏻 🇺 🇸"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Fir all their talks about being #progressive , #fair n ... The Mahs are the most regressive lot rn in the show . Atleast the RVs don't want to wash their hands off their daughter ASAP . But hey ! Mishti ki toh bidaai v nhi hogi ... That's breaking stereotypes I guess .", "context": ["I guess Abir was wrong n Mishti right all along . It wasn't pyaar but Ehsaan only , that Mahs did on her . Ah , Poor Chap ! So much of gyaan he gave Mishti to not think of whatever Mahs did for her , as favour . BP did call in all the favours 🌚 #YehRishteyHainPyaarKe ", "@USER Yup . It was ehsaan after all . Or she wouldn't literally be tagged like a \" gaay bakdi \" to the first available option . No questions . No affirmation . Simple order ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes indeed , kittens are so adorable ! And fearless ! 😮 🤣 Hope you're having a day #blessed with #Shalom dearest achoti Beth 🌸 🦋 ❣ ️ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER It's kitten day ! 🤗 Hope you , Gian and sweet TG are having a beautiful day , dearest Micky 💟 ", "@USER @USER @USER Dear Heather , I think the cutest and funniest from all the Creation are the kittens Have a day filled with sunsine and blessings #SmileShowers 🌺 🌻 🌺 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ ve actually washed the lot . It ’ s taken a while , but I got there .", "context": ["I have an empty laundry basket for the first time since the start of December . I ’ m feeling very pleased with myself .", "@USER Tipping it on the floor doesn ’ t count ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it You will overcome pain / hurt Wish you Joy", "context": ["Know what it's like to live with someone with depression ? It's wearing yourself out to try and get them to engage because they say they are depressed because you never engage with them . It's making yourself lonely so the depressed person won't be alone #depressionfeelslike", "It's like having all the air sucked out of a room , and trying to still provide your kids with normalcy ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh my god i have just realised your name is an anagram of \" I love President Trump \" who would have guessed that", "context": ["“ FBI Director apologizes for FISA Errors ( of which there were far to many to be a coincidence ! ) . ” @USER Chris , what about all of the lives that were ruined because of the so-called “ errors ? ” Are these “ dirty cops ” going to pay a big price for the fraud they committed ?", "@USER @USER I ’ m living rent free in the heads of Trump supporters . It ’ s called Guterman Derangement Syndrome ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for the . Here's some more folks I'm passing some too . ❤", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thx Shenae . You're a sweetheart . \" Sharing the love \" with ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Russell , for the ! I always need it . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Omg ! How freaking awesome you'll be flying on @USER in 2023 ! Talk about happiness .. this is truly a situation .", "context": ["#Who_am_I Born in Japan . After high school , I made my rock band debut . I then founded a fashion EC ‘ ZOZOTOWN ’ . TSE-listed and gained a market worth of US $ 15 billion . In Sept . 2019 , I sold it to Softbank Group and stepped down as CEO . My net worth is now US $ 2 billion ( Forbes ) . ", "I have a passion for collecting contemporary art , Japanese antiques , supercars , wine etc . Some people know me for purchasing J.M.Basquiat ’ s $ 110 million painting . I will be the first civilian to fly around the moon on @USER ' s Starship rocket , scheduled to launch in 2023 . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Jack was a really confident performer who was so clear and delivered some brilliant lines with swagger and humour ! Impressive stuff ! #amazingchildren #makingmemories", "context": ["They practiced all day , before performing in front of the whole school ! ", "@USER Jack loved doing this yesterday , he didn't stop taking about it 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#Add : I #avoided replying directly to her as : - She's a good following is doing a lot of overall - There are #few , well meaning ( if here , poorly delivered ) antifeminist 👩 ♀ ️ 🚺 around - Signs of her ✍ ️ ⛑ ️ - Avoid dmging her to her followers .", "context": ["Learning new #Languages can help develop a sense of #empathy and #bridge 🌉 🌉 🌉 🤝 🤝 ️ ️ a level of understanding between ones pre existing persoectives and the culture of the language one is learning of ️ ️ ", "My response to a popular #Antifeminist the other day : #Gaia ( Riot , Emergency ) was I think on reflection about her lack of #empathic awareness for ♂ ️ 🚹 ( or maybe both ) when she posted ( image ): My response ( next image ) to her touchy reply and ( subtle demand ) to be p1 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Been told by close family that it's \" just another label for you \"", "context": ["\" nobody is scared to talk about ADHD , lmao \" Nah , love . YOU aren't scared to talk about your ADHD . Probably because you have nothing to lose from talking about it . Meanwhile , I meet people every day who are terrified of losing jobs and educational opportunities .", "@USER Yup . Educator here . Have been informed by loved ones that there's a time and a place to discuss such things . Not where there school community / parents / HR etc might hear . There could be unintended consequences ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Omg adorable ! ! ! Nah you have to tend to get needs , as you noted she is a princess ! !", "context": ["My failed morning workout pic ! ! I ’ ve attempted to do ab exercises but got ambushed by Flynn , so pup snuggles it is . #HappyMonday #dogs #DogsofTwittter ", "@USER Well I got woken up as I tried to continue sleeping by this demanding Princess . ❤ ️ ❤ ️ 😜 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Phone us on : 01707 876 191 for a private viewing or any enquires . #wedding #happyday #bride", "context": ["Are you planning your wedding for 2020-2021 ? 👰 🎩 💒 The simplest things in life , such as a hug , smile , kiss and holding hands are actually the most priceless treasures , so here at Ponsbourne , we want you to always feel this way . 💍 ", "Let us take the pressure off , enjoy the journey of your engagement for as long as possible . 💗 We offer exclusive packages that will cover your big day , leaving you with nothing to worry about , other than the nerves for the big day ! 😉"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ? ? \" We must further improve our ability to forecast changing environmental threats and continually improve climate modelling predictions \" #QUESTION = How can that be True ? ? when you state = \" there is already abundant evidence available \"", "context": ["Rubbish Hillary ! I am an Australian living near the fires & the causes of the fires have been : 1 . Arson with approx 200 arrests made 2 . Lack of hazard reduction , & 3 . Drought , which a normal cyclic occurrence in Australia . Stop spreading #ClimateLies ", "@USER @USER #NOTE Link weather & climate challenges pose complex & wide-ranging problems intersecting in ways that are difficult to untangle & address Then #THIS = there is already abundant evidence available to help us understand - - to draw on that scientific evidence base #CONFUSION ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What a beautiful gesture . So much bad news , we need to celebrate the goodness and kindness of folk such as Dave . #admiration #respect 🤗", "context": ["Anyone who has missed out on a Xmas dinner for what ever reason ( illness , financial , etc ) . We would be willing to provide a xmas meat hamper ( vegetarian option available ) so you could enjoy a belated one with your families , we will also provide the vegetables . Please dm x", "@USER Mate , you are such a star 🌟 I'm always blown away by good will of people , but you're in a different league Keep on keeping on fella"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "➡ \" One cannot think well , well , sleep well , if one has not dined well . \" - Virginia Woolf 😎 💝 🌍 ✔ #capetown #food #travel ( pic Beef Fillet Stroganoff @USER by @USER ) ", "context": ["➡ \" Part of the secret of a #success in life is to eat what you want & let the #food fight it out inside . \" - Mark Twain 😆 💝 🌍 🍔 #travel ( pic @USER ) ", ". @USER says #CapeTown #weather will be mostly sunny 🌞 & humid this week ➡ 30 ° C expected Thursday ! 😎 💝 🌍 #travel ( pic @USER ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Reckon this guy was a Head of Creative ", "context": ["@USER Nothing gets me going more that that terminology", "@USER Sounds like something Head of Creative came up with"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I see them . Strength and every day for you . Like these pure Souls 💖 ", "context": ["My Mom entered into Hospice care today , she will not live more than a few days.She is 92 , had an amazing life , but it still hurts . I went to see her , it's difficult to wake her up . I'm trying to cope , my heart hurts . I'm going to paint through it , I want to immerse myself in art .", "This is my Dad , Herbert , and my Mom , Jane . I decided to do this piece for them . I know it will take a bit , but later you'll see the comparison . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER As tweeted before , the Western world has been looking at the Chinese Characteristics with a seriously biased Western-centric mind-set & view , therefore seriously underestimating its potential & power , of both & # bad part of the Chinese Characteristics , even today", "context": ["In that sense , his teeth has never been cut in terms of as the president of 🇺 🇸 & commander in chief : not because he is not aware of his #weaknesses , It ’ s about his pursuit of his own ideology . CCP should hv taken over Taiwan during Obama ’ s presidency , & Xi must hv regretted it 😂 ", "Now with @USER likely 2 be re elected , & more importantly HK 🔥 , xinjiang , & Taiwan election , the world starts understanding the authoritarian nature of Beijing ’ s communist regime much better than ever before , & Beijing May hv lost its opportunity of taking over 🇹 🇼"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER and #Uplifting ! Seldom do I find books or authors with the ability to reach us via our hearts and minds . This is one of the rare exceptions . The author connects with the reader not just through religion but also through spirituality \" - Reviewer ", "context": ["Well @USER continues to throttle and dump followers - I've been at 92.3 for three weeks - despite a re-tweet by @USER and major editorials being published and popular - @USER continues their Orwellian supression of people and views they don't agree with", "@USER @USER @USER True ! They ’ re stifling Conservatives voices no doubt ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "What #TempoMajorityFixed wanted to deny is \" the presupposition is ture . \" #NbclMaclTheory #TempoMajority and Integrity 🕊 🌱 Austerity 🕊 🌿 @USER @USER", "context": ["\" Presumption of innocence \" ... How #TempoMajorityFixed works then ? #NbclMaclTheory #TempoMajority and Integrity 🕊 🌿 Austerity 🕊 🌱", "I've seen a case on DR . CHRISTINE BLASEY FORD and for me it's certainly the fact of being harassed still now means \" ture \" . \" People \" aka #TempoMajorityFixed \" had to change the presupposition . #NbclMaclTheory #TempoMajority and Integrity 🕊 🌱"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Oh also all references should be image based ! Good luck ! #ffxiv #artcommission #artgiveaway", "context": ["I fancy another art giveaway ! Using the last winner as an example of what you'll get - a full body chibi of any character of your choosing . Simply retweet & like this post ! Must be following me to be elligible ! I especially wanna draw #ff14 WoLs ! #ffxiv #giveaway ", "I will draw : fanart / ocs / mmo toons / anthro / armour / ecchi ( character and commissioner must be 18 + ) I won't draw : NSFW , real people ( eg Kpop stars ) , feral , gore This is for personal use only , all rights remain with me . I'll announce on 15/2 just in time for Kupocon ! :)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We did indeed 💙 🙌 of every single one of them girls .", "context": ["⚽ ️ MATCH DAY ⚽ ️ It ’ s Finally here 👍 1st match of 2020 @USER vs @USER in 3rd round of the @USER 🤞 🤞 ‍ ️ on making club history this afternoon . Just take that winning mentality onto the pitch and do what you best . #coyb #itfc ", "@USER @USER @USER Not sure I 100 % want to see you win , what with being a Pompey boy . But hope it's a good game and you do yourselves proud"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Go and talk to Melania and see if you can fix her bs campaign . 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 You are so full of it .", "context": ["Dr . Drew who apparently didn ’ t even know he lived in Adam Schiff ’ s district for 20 years says he is considering a run against Adam Schiff ", "@USER You lived in there 20 years nd you didn ’ t know Nything bout your district . YOU ARE A MORON Dr . Drew . Is it because you are losing your audience and lots of money and you are not popular anymore ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m going to start a #pimpmynatarchivecard consortium . Like a dating site for insatiable researchers of many documents with folks who want to pop over to Kew and chat history over a coffee 💓 💓 📚 📚 🗄 ️ ️", "context": ["In light of #archivegate I hearby offer my services ( or that of my @USER card ) in exchange for a cup of coffee and a half an hour chat about what you are researching #bargain #jokingactuallynotjoking ", "@USER @USER Will join the Archives and assist in exchange for coffee , snacks and chat !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you , I ’ ve seen this ! Still stunned , £ 39 ! ! When was the last time the figure of £ 39 was reviewed by @USER @USER ?", "context": ["@USER It appears I have to pay VAT & the Royal Mail before I can accept delivery of 3 calendars ( gifts ) from the USA ! Beyond stunned - £ 17.18 ! $ 20 per calendar gifted from Montana ! Postage already cost $ 61 ! If I don ’ t pay within 21 days , they are returned to sender ! !", "@USER Hi Lorna , there is specific information about tax and duty for gifts here : If you think you've been charged too much you can apply for a refund using the form at the bottom of this page : Thanks"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This may be the only tweet ever with the hashtags #PowerPoint and used together !", "context": ["Informal survey : I am presenting at a Florida Bar #CLE next week . My materials are already prepared and submitted to the bar . I am now contemplating whether or not to do an accompanying #PowerPoint . Do you find PowerPoints helpful during presentations ? Please share your thoughts .", "Thanks everyone . I appreciate your feedback . Based on the responses I ’ ve decided to do a #PowerPoint but to make it fun , short & not a repetition of the material which will already be in the book . I ’ ve already started putting my slides together . I ’ m actually having with it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Atheists casting judgement they learned from the people they despise .. a sad sight . I say this out of love , I do not believe in God , but I love a heart that does . How can you scorn a person for wanting to love and be loved ? Hate is a disease . is real .", "context": ["I got to spend the day in church in South Carolina yesterday . Each community and church a little different , but all filled with love and joy . Coming as strangers , but immediately becoming family as we worshipped together , celebrating God ’ s unconditional love . #MondayThoughts", "@USER I like you but i cant trust your judgement if you believe in a god . It's a shame ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So , not only does #writing give me enormous waves of pleasure , it is actually therapeutic and offers my over-filled brain some release . I never feel more free than when I can lose myself in my character's stories and lives . #escapism #life", "context": ["I love how when writing fiction I can represent real-life issues & my own problems through characters living in an alternate universe . Being ' human ' ( usually ) they still have to deal with all the insecurities & emotions , but I can offer a resolution that I might find unattainable", "Then in turn it helps me to process these thoughts and worries and I can find the space in my mind to concentrate on finding my own solutions and fulfilling some dormant wishes that I may have neglected due to feeling overwhelmed by my own inability to push forward in life ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You want them to go to countries which aren ’ t communist & have defeated ISIS & Al Qaeda ?", "context": ["Thousands of people gathered for more than 80 antiwar protests across the U . S . — in cities including Washington , New York , Philadelphia , Chicago , San Francisco , Albuquerque , Indianapolis , Memphis , Miami and St . Louis — on Saturday ", "@USER This confirms how many communist terrorists there are in America . They should Go live in Iran or Syria !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Most definitely . I hate it that I won't make it to the service , but I plan on giving a huge hug when I see her ! ❤ ️ #RIPAllan", "context": ["I was so sad to hear of the passing of @USER of @USER . My prayers to @USER and the family . #RIP ", "@USER @USER @USER He will be missed by all of us for he cared about the community and took an interest in everyone he met . Our thoughts are with his family today ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "DEMning leaders = \" diversity is our strength \" vs intelligence #SF #ca12 #NYC @USER @USER @USER", "context": ["Her party agrees \" Diverse people is our strength \" brings #Pelosi ' s core value of M.Sanger ' s Negro Project , avg . 64 % non-white #SF #CA @USER @USER @USER", "Diversity is our strength for candidates , bringing into the mix Anti-Jew work @USER @USER @USER #ga16"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The caps are say goodbye to open containers ! - love it .", "context": ["My new favorite energy drink - keeps me going at work - will be drinking this while streaming on @USER from time to time ! @USER @USER #twitchaffiliate #gamer #energydrink ", "@USER @USER @USER My favorite part about those are the caps ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I second that , Patricia . * * * I actually ' teared up ' with pure joy & pride * * * with so much going on , in our amazing nation , & in the world ... our 1st lady Melania @USER continues to be a \" LIGHT OF JOY \" in America ! ! ! I am in awe of her focus & determination ! ! !", "context": ["We were honored to complete the East Room floor restoration along with the wall upholstery in the Red & Blue Rooms in 2019 . The work continues in 2020 to display the People ’ s House as a reflection of the excellence of the nation ’ s craftsmen and a source of pride for its citizens . ", "@USER Thank you , Mrs . Melania Trump for all your hard work . I am so thankful that you are our First Lady . ❤ ️ 🌹 🇺 🇸 🦅"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #AsimRaiz is Alone enough for whole gang of Creeps of Shukla 😂 😆 ✌", "context": ["Rumours are coming for piddu to entering bb tonight as a guest If this rumour is true then it's going to awesome If he disrespect Asim in show then Our champ will show he's right place 😜 #OnlyAsimMatters #Asimriaz #bb13", "@USER @USER yeah sure .. if he disrespect #ASIM 😍 then #Asim must win the show 100 %"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I don't know anything about baseball , but I do know about living in an overpriced town overrun by people who are just pretenders . Perhaps we should stop supporting them . Just a thought & much to you Maia ! @USER", "context": ["#WritingCommunity You can wake up tomorrow in any reality . You've already written it or dreamed it . Which one would it be ?", "@USER The world of my paranormal novels because Seattle wouldn ’ t be overpopulated and overpriced like it ’ s become . And the Mariners would ’ ve been to the World Series by now . #priorities"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Bless you brother it is our honor and duty ... We have a whole team of amazing experiencers , savants & healers & PSI practitioners and students . @USER has been my training partner and partner in crime from the beginning ! All of our help to others is always free !", "context": ["@USER @USER ask around , I just might have VALUABLE info & PROOF you ’ d to see ! THE RABBITHOLE GETS MUUUCH DEEPER ! ! ! - #PSYCHIC_X", "@USER @USER This is a prime example of what we are looking for . Financially people in your situation should not struggle . The billions of dollars wasted on nuclear weapons could be spent taking care of God ’ s people . Excellent story & I appreciate everything you give to your community ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you keep sharing your it all truly matters . #WorldPeace together strong !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you Pawpaw & all for your love & kind support here . ", "@USER @USER @USER You are very welcome , Deborah ! I hope more folks are enjoying following you , as we do !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Very simply put the of #CHRIST #JESUS is the last #HOPE going forward for us ALL today !", "context": ["May it come to be the Word of Our Lord , Our #God is alive today by all of us making the decision to take on His sincere heart ... His HEART of eternal for all ! Ezekiel 36:26 #INTERCESSION", "@USER Yes . No matter what we are going through his unfailing love is here for us ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Perhaps you missed the weekly ISIS attacks all o er the globe under Obama ? #london #paris #belgium Parliament Markets ...", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Wow , you called him a “ bot ” ... your counter argument must be very strong 💅", "@USER @USER @USER Let me make your day . I won't waste any more time on this . If you were paying attention , my first comment was in response to a false statement that ISIS formed under Obama's watch . It didn't . It's that simple . The rest is classic bot gaslighting . Have fun ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day Eleven of three hundred and sixty five . CES 2020 : Samsung's invisible keyboard for smartphones Click for full story ---> @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day Eleven of three hundred and sixty five . Iran plane crash : Ukrainian jet was ' unintentionally ' shot down - state TV @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day Eleven of three hundred and sixty five . Trump says he deserves Nobel Peace Prize not Abiy Ahmed @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes the focus on a fair trial ( witnesses / docs ) and look at the new evidence ... Senate GOP will pay a price in the election if they don ’ t hear the evidence out and take seriously their oath . #She , @USER is", "context": ["Nancy Pelosi gambled and lost on the impeachment delay ", "@USER Yes , because Pelosi waiting until there were enough Senators to demand witnesses during the Senate trial — after a month of McConnell saying there wouldn't be any witnesses — is a \" loss \" ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I thought I would only apply such words to Keanu Reeves , the epitome of human decency . But now I have Tulsi and Yang to add to the mix . #Tulsi2020 #Yang2020 #KeanuReeves", "context": [". @USER and @USER are wonderful human beings . Not paid actors . They are visionary , rational , young , authentic , attractive , practical , compassionate , principled and relatable . #Tulsi2020 #Yang2020", "I ’ m serious folks they truly inspire me not just as a political activist and intellectual , but as a human being . They mean so much to me . I never thought I ’ d say that about political figures . Never . It ’ s a testament to how remarkable they are ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER this so called “ Britney song ” is a complete rip off and would drag Britney ’ s fake blond clip tresses into the nearest court for plagiarism and she would win is one of those rare unique songs . the person who “ claims ” to have written it is a thief & LIAR", "context": ["Britney can make \" Beautiful \" but Christina can't make \" Toxic \" 😌", "@USER How can she make Beautiful ? All of her songs are about sex . Thats the only thing she can offer . Lmfao"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thankyou everyone ☺ ️ we have a fantastic team of nurses and doctors who have all worked really hard to maintain our accreditation 🙌 🙌 #nurses", "context": ["Starting the New Year on a positive note 👌 #endoscopy #JAGaccreditation #annualreview @USER ", "@USER @USER Congratulations 👏 lots of hard work goes into achieving and maintaining this ! We are very proud of you all @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER it takes a women conference to bring the change 🙂 👍", "context": ["One of my many pet-peeves at conferences ... The ID Badge ! Nearly 50 per cent of the Badges are flipped - as a result you end up seeing a blank card . Why don't they print names on both sides ? :) Also , the font size ... so small , it is often impossible to read .", "@USER The Women in Data Science conference in Pune , held recently , had a no-paper policy . They used an app instead of a physical badge . Wish more conferences follow suit !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER i hope you ’ ll remember this even 10 years from now 🎉", "context": ["I don ’ t even know how to feel about this .", "This will just sit here with my soul forever ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER There are many contradictions in the #Bible , mostly between the OT & NT . Some people claim to be a #Christian , but adhere to / quote mostly OT verses ( the law ) , which #Christ said He came to fulfill , but in the NT . Christ ’ s New Commandment of is both easier & harder to obey .", "context": ["\" Christ like ... \" A lot of good has been derived from this .. but unfortunately .. a lot of bad also has come from the approprietion of his name and the Gospels .. and some if the statements attributed to C ... like \" I didn't came to change the law ... .. if it is the OT ", "That is a problem ... Giving all the contradictions ... What is a good Gospel ? ... Can we separate the good parts in the Bible .. and ignore the inconcistence ? . Christ himself .. did he ever existed ? .. and I f he did what is real and what is \" fake \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Fabulous night filled with sweet and peaceful dreams dear friends . Sleep well and leave your worries behind . Remember tomorrow will be a wonderful day . 🙏 😊 💐 💯 😇 #peace and #prayers ", "context": ["#SundayThoughts Good morning #BrewCrew kids ! Lazy #coffee here ; how goes it ? @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER A fabulous morning dear amazing friends . Today is the day to treat yourself very special . Just relax and enjoy the day . Remember you are the best and you deserve the best of the best . Life is beautiful , enjoy every moment of it . 🙏 😊 🔥 🤗 ☕ ️ #peace #kindness "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #wow say it isn't so .. Russian Interference , that THE Clinton Foundation bought and paid for .. In the name of #LIGHT and #openyoureyes", "context": ["Great to see @USER ’ s early learning initiative , @USER , team up with @USER to reach parents anywhere they go ! These signs in the subway , the mall , the laundromat & across New York remind us all of how important it is to talk , read & sing with children from day one . ", "@USER @USER @USER I want to thank you for running for president and creating an opening for women . I truly believe you would have won had it not been for Russia ’ s interference and Comey ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER your Tweet has nothing to do with LOVE soplease get this out of your profile and STOP lying there will be no war except that of which is in your head . You better get that sorted out first B4 you go Tweeitn such BS carry on we will send you Hot Chocolate and Blankets 👈", "context": ["Dear Iran , Here ’ s the map incase your confused as to where to attack ", "@USER Fixed ur map . Dear Iran , The places in blue are just innocent bystanders ... we just happen to live here . Go for the red if u absolutely insist . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Could only be Paul McCartney , most successful composer ever , fact #legend #Macca", "context": ["Today is #MakeYourDreamComeTrueDay ! If you could make your dreams come true and meet a member of @USER , which Beatle would you choose ? 🤔 💤 ", "@USER @USER But if you had to pick one , who would you pick , Greer ? 🤔 ❤ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Still go it somewhere - first bloke in England to request the album they said !", "context": ["Dear @USER - just wondering if you know that #ZigAndZag wrote a song about you in 1991 ? Asking for a friend 😳 ", "@USER @USER But if he DID wear a wig - as detailed in the classic ' Hey did you twig Ted Danson's wig ' from the album - does that mean he's invested in a grey ' silver fox ' version as seen in #TheGoodPlace"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hi friend Julie I can always use coffe but it is way too late in Asia for that ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Ava . You ’ re too kind . How ’ s the new year treating you so far ? I ’ d be glad to add : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Liath . I need more coffee . How about you ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for thinking of me Lily and I wish you an day ", "context": ["Thanks Lee . I ’ m an awful speller so I hate the game : S @USER C @USER R @USER A B B L E ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Bettina there is N O T H I N G I hate"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER But it sure is an foundation course ! As a doctor of Acupuncture and Oriental medicine w / 6 years of Oriental medical school under my belt and 3 decades of professional / teaching experience I am aware that learning is a process and that this CAN be done ! #Peace Sherry !", "context": ["Very smart ! Become a licensed holistic health care provider in just a year ! ", "@USER As someone who's researched Chinese medicine as a hobby for over 20 years , has practiced Qigong for over 5 years , and has talked at length with trained acupuncturists , a number of items on that list can not be learned to proficiency in 12 months . #scary"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks for the reply , means a lot to me . I don't miss your youtube videos . It has really helped me to understand political science and philosophy at a much deeper level . You explain complex theories and history without making it difficult to grasp . You are a True Teacher", "context": ["@USER Hello Sir , If i may ask . Can one be a communist and practising muslim at the same time ?", "@USER Yes . Communist is anyone who believes economic resources should be owned by society in common ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you dear Elka . It will test me the most difficult part of my life . But while my John is still with me there is still hope . 🤘 🤗 🤗 🤗 💖 #life #fuckC", "context": ["@USER Still plodding on taking one day at a time . Hope you and everyone ok . 👍 💓 💗", "@USER One day matters as much as the next ! I believe in you !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Let the #world shower your with #birthday and that feel for their", "context": ["Kimberly Alford said her daughter was expelled for having a rainbow birthday cake for her birthday . School officials believed it suggested her daughter was gay , she said . ", "@USER HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNG LADY 👐 👐 👐 🎈 🍰 #KIM #KIMBERLY #ALFORD DONT WORRY ABOUT THE OLD WINDBAGS YOUR AN AMAZING PERSON MANY HERES TO MANY MORE TRIPS AROUND THE SUN"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you Coach Cap . You tought me a lot and I'm forever grateful.Will come by and see you soon . Don't be good be", "context": ["I'm humble and fired up to say I will be joining the staff at Valley State a post graduate school in Orlando . I would like to give a HUGE Thanks to @USER for the opportunity to coach again . Let's work boys #ValleyState ", "@USER @USER Congrats buddy . You are good for kids and valley state is lucky to have you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You need change so you voted for the party that's been in power for 9 years ?", "context": ["We are going to unite and level up , bringing the whole of this incredible United Kingdom - England , Scotland , Wales , Northern Ireland - together . ", "@USER The North East got behind you because we need change ! Labour of old aren't the party they once were & haven't been for many many years ! We ( the working class ) need change ! It's now or never ... Dont let us down like Labour did"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes . I need to ask for a coffee .", "context": ["SOOOO ... my latest LinkedIn invite ... what's my next move ? I'll do whatever the Hive Mind tells me to do ", "@USER You should say “ Such a small world ! How is so-and-so these days ? ? I haven ’ t talked to him / her in so long ! The three of us should grab coffee soon ! ”"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER me EITHER ! ! she ’ s v annoying , so naturally , peter likes her . #TheBachelor", "context": ["OMG @USER WATCHES #TheBachelor ? ! ? ! AND live tweets it ? ! ? ! what a day to be alive ! ! #blessed", "@USER I dabble and I have no idea how to pronounce Mykenaleighnns name ; not a fan"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Let ’ s hear from a teacher who completed CFG workshops from the Holy Family Primary School in part 3 of this 3 part series . #GiveTheGiftOfConversation #JDFoundation #JMMB", "context": ["Here at the JMMB Joan Duncan Foundation we firmly believe that our children are the future ; which is why we created the Conversations for Greatness Programme ❤ ", "CFG is a transformational project that is positively impacting the lives of our children and those who are most responsible for their growth - school staff , parents and community members 👩 ‍ 🏫 👨 ‍ 🏫"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Dylan can I politely ask are you normal ? ? ? do you accept #BREXIT ... ps you cut me I bleed working class", "context": ["Gay rights in Iran . This is what @USER are defending . These are the people @USER took £ 20,000 from to appear on their propaganda channel . ", "@USER @USER @USER Never ever do the lefties say anything about it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We are simply the best Family Twitter ever Created . All thanks to for her great and powerful message . Know Your Worth . #FAMILY", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Me too . Man How I love our friend", "@USER @USER @USER No one loves you Eddie more than me ! ! ! No one and is up there & so is Helene & / love our fam ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ⚡ ️ Thanks , hope your New Year holds #happiness and throughout the year 🙏 🙏 🇺 🇸", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good evening deb and everyone happy new year ", "@USER @USER @USER ⚡ ️ Very Karra , Happy New Year to you and yours 👌 🏻 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My All So So Def Remix Bringing On The Heartbreaker with Dave Navarro Someday with Dave Navarro Make It Happen . Giving Me Life Dreamlover / Remix Sweetheart Always Be My Baby / Remix Till The End Of Time I Still Believe Almost Home We Belong Together", "context": ["#Lambily we are less then 1 Month Away from #TheButterflyReturns at @USER ! What would you like the Setlist to be ? Tickets #availablenow at Reply with your Setlist :", "@USER Here's my setlist Hearbreaker Club Mix / Original Your're So Cold / Emotion's medley Honey Underneath The Stars Can't Let Go Fantasy Caution Tour Version Touch My Body / I'll Be Lovin U Long Time medley"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Like , I'm glad like , you said it , like because I like , was like thinking like the same thing . Like if I had like a dollar , for every like , like that he ever like uses ... I'd like be like Bernie Rich .", "context": ["BREAKING : \" We don't want to f * * king have to like , eliminate people ... if people are going to try and fight back against the revolution ... if you're going to take up arms against the revolution ... expect a violent response \" - Kyle Jurek , Sanders Campaign ", "@USER Like , like , like , like , like , like , like , like revolution"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for putting on your #AwesomeList Shenae I ’ m a bit behind on these tweets but wish you an day ! ", "context": ["#Writerslift #free to #Download L @USER O @USER S @USER T I N L I F E Drop your books , like and tag ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you DGF , the new one I ’ m pitching tomorrow #IWSGPit is T H E L A S T P A G E "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you ! and always have wonderful surprises in store for you ! I ’ m so happy you enjoy #mrsflores . It ’ s a joy to voice her . #animation #voiceover", "context": ["Who's ready for the all new episode of #TheCasagrandes ? ! Watch \" Stress Test \" , featuring me as #mrsflores , on @USER TODAY ! ! ! Thank you @USER for making her so CUTE ! Post YOUR favorite Mrs . Flores moment ! #actor ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm also Super Excited about the New Episode of #TheCasagrandes in the New Year & our own is back playing Mrs . Flores again it's gonna be awesome for Tonight"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Amazing that you have different accents , what a unique place Liverpool is", "context": ["Sounds like he ’ s from Toxteth which incidentally is where he ’ s from , but you wools wouldn ’ t know about that 🙄 ", "@USER Yep , that's a Toxteth accent . Very much like my own . Well done @USER you absolute superstar ! ! That goal was brilliant ! To be fair , your whole game was ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER both Correct , The Romans used Crucifixion to execute people , Bcuz many innocents were killed by this method , humans carried it as symbol of for the #innocents killed on it Including Christ ! That is why Dr . Guillotine invented his blade to by severing the spine make it painless ", "context": ["Does your goalkeeper baptise your forward ? Yeah thought not . ", "@USER @USER @USER Crucifixion equals live ? Not sure about that lads"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day Seven of three hundred and sixty five . Hyper lapse of JCB agricultural machinery at the @USER @USER @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt ", "context": ["Day Seven of three hundred and sixty five . Do you regreat voting leave in the #Referendum ? @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet ", "Day Seven of three hundred and sixty five . Do you regreat voting Remain in the #Referendum ? @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I need to extend an invitation to you to speak in Haiti , Jamaica and the United States ! You would do a phenomenal job !", "context": ["Don ’ t forget that as you grow , your parents grow too . They may start forgetting things & being slow in some stuff , don ’ t be angry at them and think they are acting dumb , age is catching up with them , they were patient with you as a kid , be patient with them now , it is your turn .", "Treasure them , they are now your babies so give them extra love . They do feel lonely at times , call them , send them a message and ask them how they are doing , you bring joy to their hearts , be there for them always ... they will not always be there on earth , remember that . ♥ ️ 🕯"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Exactly an eye for an eye . I love island but am gutted to see this", "context": ["How this animal killing murderer going to be in this years love island 😡 @USER #LoveIsland #AnimalAbuse #animalkiller ", "@USER @USER Can we let him run free in the fields that surround the villa , and vote on which islander get to shoot him ? Then selfies"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER eyes watering from intense coughs airway's clearing well today :) #PuffPuffPass anyone ? it don't time out , so take ya time about connecting & spreading the #GoodVibes that come with #Peace & live at ", "context": ["live #streaming on #Twitch starting now & going till ... ? I'm a #TwitchAffiliate Got ? link @USER for for many FREEBIES as well as a FREE monthly SUB :) continuing come through y'all Happy Sunday Funday ! ", "@USER @USER @USER hey y'all #Sunday #PuffPuffPass #GoodVibes 🌿 🐝 💨 let's connect 💚 ✌ ️ ️ been MIA took a bit of a spill Winters are hard wanted to touch base let folks know I'm still kicking & to all Be Kind As Ya Flower Fam "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER My back door blew open . I watched my mobile greenhouse shoot across the garden . I've just been outside again to weight down the furniture covers which all looked like they were about to take off . Oh and the greenhouse is now propped up with a brick because a wheel fell off .", "context": ["@USER And I thought it was bad yesterday . I only put the rubbish out . 🙄 😂 ", "@USER 😂 calm as anything here ... but just gone really dark , expecting a downpour any moment ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m out today & it ’ s still nice", "context": ["I laid around all yesterday & it felt so good . I heard it was nice out but I never made it 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER I went out for my snacks and came right on back in ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I hear you ... #Truth is , nobody's all or all #bad . I've voted with those who I could barely stand next to and have opposed ( on issues , not principles ) those who I adore . Both can teach us valuable lessons . Both can break our hearts . My #Thursday thought .", "context": ["Thank you @USER and @USER . This #inhumane treatment has got to stop . Because of you , #MS #inmates will be able to fight for what's right . ", "@USER @USER @USER These guysare not creditable and dangerous 😳 vampires playat your own risk"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Lolol that ’ s truly the only way to appropriately celebrate ... I ’ m 🤣 👊 🏼", "context": ["When @USER notices you for the 3rd time but first time in 2020 ahfhdhfhdfhdhhdhdhdh im shaking", "@USER @USER We were the two lucky ones who got replies tonight ! ! ! So happy for you ! Congrats 🥺 💖 💖 I ’ m still shaking too lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're wonderful Shenae ! Thank you & here is more for the #AwesomeList to follow . Hugs & a big kiss ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Omg ... I made Rex ’ s #awesomeList ? ! Yaaaaaaaaas ! ! ! Here are some others for the list", "@USER @USER @USER And I made yours TT . 😊 😊 😊 thank you 🙏 🙏 here are some others "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I see them . Strength and every day for you . Like these pure Souls 💖 ", "context": ["My Mom entered into Hospice care today , she will not live more than a few days.She is 92 , had an amazing life , but it still hurts . I went to see her , it's difficult to wake her up . I'm trying to cope , my heart hurts . I'm going to paint through it , I want to immerse myself in art .", "This is my Dad , Herbert , and my Mom , Jane . I decided to do this piece for them . I know it will take a bit , but later you'll see the comparison . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I will always read about & #freedom Aaron ! It sounds like you have quite a unique book here filled with twists & turns to make people think . Awesome ! I wish you & your books the absolute best ! @USER", "context": ["🦋 #SundayMotivation #writerslift 💫 I want to RT your PT & know you a little better . 📚 Give 2 words on your book or #WIP . Post a GIF on those 2 words or a link to your book . 💕 Share . RT . Follow . Mine is Happy Sunday ❤ ️ ", "@USER #freedom \" Excellent and intriguing , I've never read another book like it , want more ... \" \" Unique and thought Provoking \" Herai In an underground city : carved out of stone a battle for survival and self fulfilment is raging ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's where I started first with too . on vinyl , Make It Big on cassette lol I bought Make It Big from my own pocketmoney , but my actual first cassette was Stevie Wonder , Signed , Sealed Delivered album . I still love that album . ", "context": ["When u allow yr daughter to keep yr wham record collection 😳 in her bedroom ... @USER @USER 🙌 🏼 #mumtreasures 💖", "@USER @USER @USER It is my youngest ♥ ️ she has a record player x"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awe , great to see photos no matter where they are ! Stay warm during our little snow storms ! ! !", "context": ["The sky was all purple in #Scotland this morning . As long as there were people running everywhere I think they'll be okay for the rest of the day . #Prince #weather ", "@USER Maaaark ! ! ! So good to hear from you . I'm not in Scotland . I wish I could go back though . I am here in snowy #Seattle . That was from the BBC ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The source of Joy is Christ who lives in your heart Realise you're never alone Wish you Joy", "context": ["Once I feel like I ’ ve explained enough and people still don ’ t get it I just give up and keep my feelings to myself . Honestly no one will ever understand unless they go through it themselves . #depressionfeelslike", "@USER No one understands you ' coz you don't understand that each one of us is seeking Joy The source of Joy lives in one's heart , one needs to connect with it Wish you Joy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER He is a top bro and does his own washing . Our hooman mummy is very proud . She misses him too 🙁 🐾 #Independent #son #brother", "context": ["My hooman bro is going back to #University today . I miss him already #squad #brother @USER ", "@USER @USER Bet he ’ ll come back for a visit soon . I mean there ’ s dirty laundry he ’ ll need washed , and more importantly there ’ s a very special cat he ’ ll miss 😘 🐾"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER comforting - the grace with which you are giving back to society shows that you have grown up . Keep it up and all the best in 2020 ! #thankyou", "context": ["Reflecting back on the last decade has left me with A LOT to be grateful for . I ’ ve accomplished more than I could ever imagine , seen the world , and yes , I ’ m still trying to figure out what I ’ m going to do when I grow up . 😜 I realize , people have been sharing a lot of these ... ", "It ’ s just the age we live in . Flexing on the exciting lives we live . Whatever your decade encompassed ... Always remember , there ’ s no better place than here . There ’ s no better time than right now . There ’ s no better person to be than you . 💛"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . UK Somalis ' racially profiled ' over FGM CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER They are fuked and they know it . POTUS Trump is a Master Strategist . @USER in #American #History Our Military is the strongest it has ever been . Our economy is the best on the planet . Sanctions are crippling the iranian economy . POTUS has offered iran an olive branch . ", "context": ["Iran hit with magnitude 4.9 earthquake near nuclear plant - Fox News . Just watch out who you upset , provoked , hurt , destroy & killed . USA 🇺 🇸 & Karma will come to you . Free Iran . Seek Peace , the smartest thing to do . And make this world a better place 🕊 🌎 ", "@USER They can blow themselves to kingdom come . Careful , careful . Who gave them unmarked pallet of ca $ h ? To use against the US 🇺 🇸 ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So how do we get up country from the far Southwest ? You're opposed to high-speed rail links so I'm guessing we'll have to drive . I'm guessing you live in a large metropolitan area with little need to travel and easy access to fantastic public transport", "context": ["Purple haze : climate change campaigners outraged at prospect of cheaper flights ", "@USER Reducing aviation taxes would be an abomination and would clearly signal that government has no intention of dealing with the climate emergency . We need to be rapidly moving towards ending aviation , not propping it up ! Surely this is obvious !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He will never think before twitting . Because his name is #RAHUL . & RAHUL never thinks before speaking or twitting like our #RAHULgandhi", "context": ["Thousands of citizens participate in a charged up protest in Mumbai . You don ’ t listen to what they are saying . Many of these youngsters were once your supporters . Instead you pick one poster and blow it out of all proportion . Classic case of missing the woods for the trees .", "@USER @USER That was not a youngster . She is a professional storyteller who is not a student . It is such idiots who lead to all the violence with these provocative acts . Think before you tweet ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I hope you will get a comeback as your birthday gift since I need a new track !", "context": ["hey it's the birthday girl , romsae here ! I'm look for people to enjoy my cake with me . anyone ? pst , you must say the magic word , please . ✰ ", "@USER I'm in for free cake ! But first , happiest day for you , Saerom unne ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Pretending 2 hold u up , when they in fact , r at the same time holding u back ! ! ! Interesting 👀 XOX 💞 OXO #SaturdayThoughts #life #live", "context": ["Look closely my good peeps , Wats wrong wit this pic ? .. & How would you respond to wats holding you back ? 😘 ", "@USER Some may pretend that they are supporting you but in real sense they are dragging you backwards ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I appreciate Your connection Thank you 🙏 Everything you do Everyone you connect to Has nothing to do with Recovery You recover from your flu You #overcome #selflove #mentalwellness * Keep doing what makes you ", "context": ["RT The connections 🙏 everyone social media & Internet 2019 🙏 🎶 💎 #Epic cheers 🥂 2020 #fantasmigorical TYVM @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for the shout out and connection Donna . Wishing you a stupendous creativity for 2020 and also sound #mentalhealth . 😊 💕"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The subtitles during that montage read “ demonic laughter ” #BachelorNation", "context": ["“ That ’ s a pony ! It ’ s a PONY ! ” - Rando #Bachelor girl It . Was . A . Cow .", "Teacup flashback ! YES . This is what I ’ m here for . #TheBachelorABC"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What a great feeling ! I got my friend out running regularly this year too , she just completed her first parkrun this morning #ukrunchat", "context": ["Evening everyone ! @USER @USER Q1 / What's the one thing you're MOST proud of in your last year of running ? Share a photo if you have one and let's celebrate those achievements #ukrunchat", "@USER @USER @USER Completed a few 5k races and even some on my own . But the best thing was getting my friend out running . He loves it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Absolutely Kriti 👍 Let's shift our focus on and #peace 😊 #BeAnEncourger REMEMBER Every Act of grows the spirit and Strengthens the Soul .. ! ! ", "context": ["@USER Agree with you Kriti ... All possible frequency combinations already exist at this very moment . So , this means you can change your frequency by changing your thoughts , Attitudes , and Assumptions ... ! ! ! #Thanks for beautiful message 👌 👌 love it 👍 ", "@USER True . I believe 100 % in the #lawofattraction “ As you think you vibrate . As you vibrate you attract . ” We have all vibration in us & the power to change them by changing the focus of our attention . Let ’ s Shift our focus on & #peace - our world needs it !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well I'm excited either way since Uncle Charlie does fyah videos . So we'll see . But remember Wake Up in the Sky had an animated cover but def wasn't . So I'll look at it as , B bout to bring that magic he does so well ! 👑 Again more new music from B comin in 10 days ! 🤩", "context": ["Not sure if anybody peeped the cufflinks . #BM 😏 Smooooth . And of course the not so subtle 👑 ' s . 😎 #10days #sumthinscomin 😏 ", "@USER Yes we noticed Vegas We are all just hoping That this video clip isn ’ t Animated 😕 but that ’ s The way it ’ s looking we Want to actually SEE BRUNO Not a repeat of BLOW were We just hear him 🙏 🙏 🙏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER On the contrary , we're just not garbage mouths . Well Will is , because he apparently likes white chocolate ... I might be the only person alive , that has the food taeks", "context": ["Ok . First off ... KitKat was maybe a 4.8 out of 10 candy bar at best , anyways . But a mint chocolate KitKat ? ? ? That's gotta be like a 0.8 out of 10 , because anything mint chocolate is trash .", "@USER Thank God I ’ m not the only one that despises mint chocolate . Thought I was alone 😩"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ... the abovementioned and absurd #legal stipulation is based on the equally ridiculous 1974 #ammendment to the #constitution which effectively gave the to legally define and categorize as and non by a mere ...", "context": ["@USER @USER I am disappointed by your logic . We were addressing Ahmadi Muslim persecution in Pakistan through the lense of academic legality in 2019 . You have tweeted to me a biographical article from your personal blog about someone implicated in a secular Pakistani coup from 1951 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER Ok . So let ’ s keep addressing it . Stop running ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ain ’ t hating the player bro I ’ m hating on the game 😂 😂 😂 you really ain ’ t make no sense & blew up . #goals", "context": ["This nigga talked in circles & got all these retweets 😭 y ’ all are crackheads ", "@USER GIA YOU TRYIN ME RN WOWW ! ! ! I thought we was cool"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May the #HOPE of #God's heart be UPON us ALL and WITHIN us ALL without delay ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["@USER Beautiful ! The light of #Christ #Jesus truly does keep me going strong today , and perhaps forever and ever going forward ? #Depression", "@USER yes for me too , looking for that Blessed Hope :) !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ursula thanks bless #MindsetReset #Smile Lovely in blue , colour blue is for peace and is even the colour of our water , plus all living things on the planet is dependent on . Plus does it ring a bell or how about once in a .. be brief With blue get glued ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #ThankfulThursday #ThursdayThoughts #Thursdayvibes Bless 2020 folks is a prosperous 1 and targeted as per year your desired goal ", "@USER @USER @USER You 2 have a lively lovely blessed Thursday as desired #Art Artist #Artistic Artistically #Photography WHEN WORDS FAIL MUSIC SPEAKS & ART SHINES 🎵 🎵 Awesome Epic mix "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER In past , when did stuff did not like , latter would complain endlessly AFTER THE FACT . That way appears WEAK ... NOT appealing to voters ! Instead , she now formalized the complaints ahead of time in the media . is a at changing the game !", "context": ["Dear @USER @USER @USER CC Similar to the #WarsPowersResolution ... Withholding the #ArticlesOfImpeachment was a SMART MOVE ! Why ? ", "@USER @USER @USER It gets #Media & people talking about CRITICAL issues BEFORE decisions are made ! Want a #FairTrial ? Don't wait until Senate has decided on rules you deem NOT FAIR ... Get out ahead of it ! Want a say in when to go to #War ? Don't wait until we are ALREADY at war ! Speak up now !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER They ’ re in demand here with our summer rolling blackouts .", "context": ["20 years ago we thought planes were going to fall from the sky . #Y2K", "@USER But , do you know anyone interested in buying a generator ? I've been trying to sell one for about ... welp ... 20 years ! #cheap"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , I just did ! They ’ re absolutely and I liked your writings too ! 😉 👍 Have a #blooming & #HappyWednesday ! ", "context": ["@USER #Hi there , #friend ! to see you ! for the ! ! you have a ! 👋 😃 ☕ ️ ", "@USER So pleased to see you Cheryl . Sending you 💖 . Did you check on my gardening post my blossoming beauties I cared to raise . Thank you Dear . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ... one has to know their place in the hierarchy of pedicures and dry cleaning responsibilities", "context": ["Dee and Jimmy are being uncharacteristically patient with the HC search . Or is it ineptitude ? #Browns #analytics", "@USER Smokes and mirrors bruh . The owners are firmly in charge"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER We won the every game morgan played up top lol could argue he shouldve played at ibrox instead of johnston ? ? He was never playin again after the Cluj away game . A fine signing but his times been up for a solid year now for me 🍀", "context": ["Either Lennon was told not to play Sinclair or he rated Morgan higher than him - in either scenario it asks serious questions about our manager and the current set up", "@USER Sinclair was a great player for us , and worked well in Rodgers style . He slows the game down too much for Lennons style of play . However , where he should ’ ve been played , is when Eddy was out . He should ’ ve played up top instead of Morgan"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's ok . I struggled for years , and I decided to openly talk about my struggles . If we all spoke out , shared and cared , we'd all be in a better place . Thank you for opening up . You've made a massive step . Thank you 🙏", "context": ["Come on guys ! ! ! Reach out too if you need to ! ! ", "@USER Just retweeting Paul .. I know a lot of men can struggle in reaching out ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May the blessing of knowing the name #Christ #Jesus and ALL He stands for be given to ALL people one day very soon ! #Prayer = = = =", "context": ["May today be the DAY we ALL decide to take on the sincere heart of #Jesus . May today be the DAY His HEART of eternal for ALL directs us to do only what's right forever going forward . May today be the DAY we ALL are given #HOPE in His message of goodwill for ALL ! Ezek . 36:26", "@USER We take on the sincere heart of #Jesus when we BELIEVE on his Name ! John 6:40 ; Rom . 10:10"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sincerely appreciate the kind words @USER . You helped contribute to the betterment of those who competed professionally in esports by setting a standard for performance improvement through physical training & self care . Those you influenced are better for it .", "context": ["Will not be working with @USER this season . It's been an amazing journey and am so thankful for everything I've learned in my time there . It really helped me establish a even more solid foundation in my understanding of wellness and performance optimization for esports 🙏", "@USER Special S / O to @USER for giving me the opportunity and helping me stay patient and develop a deeper understanding of player development through a hectic S1 S2 and always continuing to support my efforts no matter what"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh look . A complete lie with a racism bias", "context": ["So an NFL flagship franchise hired a first-time head coach in Joe Judge with other interviews scheduled because they were competing with Mississippi State ? ", "@USER Eric Bieniemy was not interviewed for a single HC position in the @USER Why ? #RooneyRule"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER your Tweet has nothing to do with LOVE soplease get this out of your profile and STOP lying there will be no war except that of which is in your head . You better get that sorted out first B4 you go Tweeitn such BS carry on we will send you Hot Chocolate and Blankets 👈", "context": ["Dear Iran , Here ’ s the map incase your confused as to where to attack ", "@USER Fixed ur map . Dear Iran , The places in blue are just innocent bystanders ... we just happen to live here . Go for the red if u absolutely insist . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Touché 🤓 AnandTech , Tom ’ s Hardware and PC Hardware were the most read hardware review websites at the beginning of this century 😋 #geek", "context": ["We invited @USER into our overclocking lab to show how we push our CPUs to new limits and how we're innovating to offer enthusiasts meaningful overclocking headroom . It's a great read ! #overclocking #IamIntel ", "@USER @USER @USER I remember when we were overclocking CPUs 20 years ago for our reviews for PCHardware and it was a lot of fun 🙌"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You preach the Gospel , share your testimony , how Jesus saved you ; it is actually bearing a fruit . Keep the faith and let's all be a good and faithful servant . Thank you Lord Jesus ! #JesusChrist #ReadtheBible #EyesOnJESUS", "context": ["Hallelujah ! The Lord asked me to repot / arrange the plants I have in my apartment , just noticed myself doin it after a while . There's this one pot that I planted a sweet potato in it months ago ; leaves and branches are already withered as I've had 4 - day out of the city vacation ", "I thought it's not bearing anything so I've decided to remove and throw the withered leaves and branches including the roots . And it surprised me that I found a small sweet potato ! The Lord told / reminded me that when you thought you're not bearing any fruit whenever"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I have reached out in the past but he does not respond back . May the day be near that #God intervenes and his heart is softened forever going forward ! Ezekiel 36:26 #RECONCILIATION", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER @USER I pray God will guide you and encourage you to take action . Want about writing him a letter ? Take a leap of faith ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I still think is still upset over the loss of his soul mate from the #Patriots it really set him back . I feel bad for him . Mr Kraft needs to bring them back together #pride #SeductiveSunday ", "context": ["Julian Edelman was \" arrested , cited for misdemeanor vandalism and released \" after jumping on the hood of a Mercedes in Beverly Hills last night , per @USER . ", "@USER @USER This is what happens when the Patriots lose on Wild Card weekend , no one knows how to react ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🙏 The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Wish you Joy", "context": ["Sometimes , I just wish that I had a time machine . I just want to fix my mistakes . #depressionfeelslike #anxietyhelp", "@USER Past is dead and gone Live in the present Wish you Joy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It was wonderful ! Loved every minute and could watch it all over again . Did the trick 😉 #JojoRabbit", "context": ["At cinema for #JojoRabbit - really looking forward to seeing this but it ’ s got its work cut out after a very testing phone call with my Dad ( age 89 ! ! ) . Okay @USER work your magic 😉 🎟 🎬", "@USER @USER It ’ s WONDERFUL ! It ’ ll do the trick ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Shouts to our BONESubs from last night on #Twitch ! @USER - 8mo Resub @USER - 6mo Resub @USER - 5 Gifted BONESubs to the community ! MUCH to these amazing friends !", "context": ["Amazingly fun #stream last night , as always , w / the #OPSquad @USER + @USER . Had some ROUGH #DeadbyDaylight games - but we'll get that rank up , for sure ! We sent the love over to @USER who was raising money for !", "BIG shout to our friend @USER that came in last night with a THICC raid ! Make sure to go check em out on #Twitch ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Imagine the guests at said House were expecting Hors d ' oeuvres , and the chef can't oblige because the caterer got a flat tire ! Now picture the fact that the caterer .. Was only bringing cold fast food .. Add insult to injury . How many stars should be humiliated ?", "context": ["I'm completely shattered I don't know if I shall return . No pity pot Just a fact of life . Be well my lovelies #peace", "@USER Hey ! We ' Kats ' have to stick together ! What's going on ? 💞"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Mr . & Your highness ~ my condolences #IranPlaneShootdown #UkrainePlaneCrash #CanadaMourns 🙏 etc religious conflicts may be fixed by : ", "context": [". @USER : We ’ ve engaged in an economic , a diplomatic , and now a military effort to convince the Iranian regime to behave like a normal nation . With respect to the protesters , you ’ ve seen President @USER speaking directly to them . We don ’ t want any Iranian harmed . ", "@USER @USER @USER While students of #Tehran University chant : \" The leader is a disgrace ! \" ( in a clear reference to Khamenei . ) It is now more and more necessary to support the popular #IranProtests in #Iran . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER i never even thought about the double dipping . 🤷 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️", "context": ["didnt realize something could be dope & ugly at the same time lol ", "@USER You gotta respect PG for a couple reasons . I love the price point on his shoes . The shoes are incredibly comfortable . Most importantly I have never seen an athlete double dip in sponsorship as much is Paul George . Playstation Paul George ’ s Gatorade Paul George ’ s ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER days Claire can I grab the best email for you ? Thanks Wendy", "context": ["We had one of these shower sprays . Got it using our #Green Shield Stamps . Who remembers them ? #hanoverstreet ", "@USER Remember one end of the bloody things coming off regularly and either boiling hot or freezing cold water squirting everywhere 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Bronnie with the cricket reference Seriously though what a talent . I couldn ’ t even draw a cricket bat .", "context": ["Perks of having a carpenter boyfriend ! ( 1/3 ) So yesterday Casey made a cricket bat for Mase to keep him busy while we were doing yard work . ", "Today he was able to finish it off at home with a couple extra touches . Just needs an oil . ( 2/3 ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Cause the water quality and level of the Klongs and rivers is soooo good right now . pls tell me this was a sarcastic comment from the minister or do we have another plodprasop ?", "context": ["ICYMI from December . Minister of agriculture suggests that due to the drought in 2020 farmers should grow crops which need less water , and also switch to farming land and aquatic animals . I guess because they don't need any water ? ", "@USER I've lost track of all the govt . pronouncements , claims , policies , plans etc . on this and many other topics . There's no joined up policy or its enactment , so how can the huge budget be properly dispersed and properly utilized ? Well it can't and won't be . And that's the point ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Our Lord , Our #God's is the last #HOPE going forward for us ALL today ! #Depression", "context": ["God can turn a mess into a Masterpiece !", "@USER @USER As So Often He Does With A Message Of Love Attached ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #FEAR NOT They use fear , social control & #fascism to repress a deep abiding & greatness within each of us & the universe waiting to be unleashed now . Find courage , freedom of choice & growth in \" The Light Shall Set You Free \" by Norma J . Milanovich ", "context": ["This is Sept 2019 but it needs 2 b reiterated \" Prime Minister Scott Morrison told The Sunday Age & Sun-Herald he was eyeing a national cashless debit card program \" The Sun-Herald talks up the merits of this - but there hve been proven 2 b few . via @USER", "@USER @USER And where will this end ? I ’ m on a carers pension because I look after my elderly Dad . I suppose they ’ ll consider it for all pensioners too ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ridiculous was blocked for a run everywhere then just got it free", "context": ["What a ride @USER great win on madam rouge 👌 👌 👌", "@USER @USER Had it all to do , his a gun 💪 🏼"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 💞 #Shalom and #ShavuaTov Beloved Heather 🌹 May you always and your new week be #Blessed and be with , , and dear achoti 💞 🕊 ️", "context": ["RT @USER He shall cover you with His feathers , and under His wings you shall take refuge ; His faithfulness shall be your shield and buckler . Psalms 91:4 🇮 🇱 #PrayForIsrael #StandWithIsrael 🇮 🇱 ", "@USER #Shalom ty dearest Chana . Sorry , just saw this #Blessed #Shabbat to you and yours achoti 🌷 🕯 💟 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Mind creates Joy and Sorrow When you know you can't be with the person who is 800 miles away Why not feel the same person is joy , lives in your heart Why be possessive and ruin your happiness", "context": ["@USER Connect mind with the source of Joy that lives in your heart Wish you Joy", "@USER the joy that lives in my heart is sparked by someone 800 miles away . 😖 I just seriously feel the universe hates me no matter how much I cry out to it every night ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Reckon this guy was a Head of Creative ", "context": ["@USER Nothing gets me going more that that terminology", "@USER Sounds like something Head of Creative came up with"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Love you too sweet Deb . Thank you for all the and inspiration you share !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Everyday I wake up is the best day of my life ! I concentrate on how many people can I make this true for today ? Do what you have to ~ love , light , laugh , sing , dance , tickle , do something funny , extend your hand , your ear , Whatever you need to do ! ENJOY & LOVE YOU XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER Everday is the Best day of my life blessed in waking up knowing I am able to share many gratitudes with myself , loved ones & friends found here . Taking a moment in silence to reflect on all that is ! Love & peace to all ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you . 😊 40 years ago I thought we would change the world - we didn't , at least not enough . But I won't go on trying as long as I breathe the air of this and irreplaceable #planet . 🌍", "context": ["The dawn of a new decade . One in which we need to face up to the challenge of ensuring that through our actions , the children of all humanity will have #hope for their #future . We need to fight for #Nature & as we have NEVER fought before . May of guide you 🙏 ", "@USER @USER Beautiful , passionate words . Yes you are so right ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And I bet now you have more Severus comments than you can take . It ’ s the FIRST thing that came to my Potterhead when I saw your last name", "context": ["( If got $ 1 for every time someone asked me whether Midwin Charles is my real name or my tv name , what is a Midwin , or assume I ’ m a man before they meet me , I ’ d be a wealthy woman 🙄 )", "@USER I used to get what ’ s a Caston when I was little .. I feel your pain ✊ 🏾"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Birmingham cars could be banned from driving through city centre CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "context": ["Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Retired Pope Benedict warns Francis against relaxing priestly celibacy rules CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt", "Day thirteen of three hundred and sixty five . Taal volcano : Lava spews as ' hazardous eruption ' feared CLICK HERE ---> > > @USER #mmandmp_pro #retweet #rt"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was v pleased that Damian's Probably Science episode was 369", "context": ["\" I don't like the thing you do for free , for yourself . If you did the thing for free more like I like , then I would take that free content . As it is , I will not use this free content . \" O ... K ?", "In case you have been living in a cave for the past decade and have never seen this mermaid before ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the shout , Joanne . You bet we need it , most often when we think we don't . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thx Shenae . You're a sweetheart . \" Sharing the love \" with ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Russell , for the ! I always need it . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hey with on board ... you are in for a deal now :D", "context": ["OK ... so this is disturbing on several levels but you gotta see this especially @USER a . k . a #DanLollar ", "@USER @USER Anyone from Tripoli is my hero . Tripoli , the role model for all of Lebanon ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I pray the light of #Christ #Jesus ' sincere heart comes upon your entire family . I pray the of guides your entire family in everything they do and say from today going forward ... Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["I will #pray for you , you pray for me . Matthew 18:19- 20 reads it's better with two or three . Pray our loved ones say YES to #Jesus and they will bend their knee . Pray they get honest and realize truth sets them free !", "@USER Please pray for my household .. strongholds that seem to never go away ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The Bible is NOT Political , it IS Theocratic Benevolent Government . It is obvious to me that @USER needs to be schooled in #GodisLove", "context": ["God does not belong to a political party .", "@USER True . But God tells us very clearly in the Bible that : - Abortion is wrong . - Stealing ( socialism ) is wrong . - Coveting ( redistribution of wealth ) is wrong . - Marriage is between one man & woman . And yet Democrats support & celebrate political policies the Bible condemns ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m going to consider this going forward .", "context": ["After two months of shopping on the internet I ’ m going to spend the month of January unsubscribing to bullshit retail emails . I did 16 today 😳 😳 😳", "@USER I have a separate email for retail nonsense ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Stephen Jones finally losing it on Twitter by claiming the Liberty is a great stadium . Never mind his thoughts on Sarries and the salary cap breach - this is a new low even for him . ", "context": ["Now then all , Josh is away and so I need your #SHITGOOD noiminations for me and the guest host @USER to pore over .", "@USER @USER Mark Jones joining the Crusaders coaching line up . Didn ’ t see that coming but good on him . #SHIT Martin Ballard on the PA at Welford Road on Sunday afternoon mispronouncing Jason Tovey ’ s name all game long ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awesome thank you for the quick response . Here it is - #COOL-20200113-362970", "context": ["@USER , currently have no internet at Mimosa Heights , Apparently it has been disconnected after a technician fixed another line in the same complex . It seems to be certain houses only , hence why i think the technician may have broken my line when fixing the other tenants line .", "@USER Good Morning R3as0n Kindly log a ticket and provide it to us to send it to the team ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER people will never get it . People judge , assume , and think they can understand but they really have no idea what its like . You're a hero for how you handled everything out loud . Dont let fools get you down . You're an inspiration to so many , myself included .", "context": ["Here ’ s the full interview from this morning with @USER to give the context regarding his comments on his contract . #Blackhawks @USER Also read @USER story here : ", "@USER @USER @USER The way that question was phrased was ridiculously out of line and disrespectful . Robin was justly annoyed by it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Place Stanislas is undisputedly a masterpiece of this highly adept genius.See the explicit difference between the old and the restored part of the pavilion . #nancy #unescoworldheritage #architecture", "context": ["Place Stanislas is one of Van Ruysdael ’ s 5 complete UNESCO World Heritage Sites . Perhaps the one with the best story . So clear and light . Nancy was the temporary residence of Stanislas Leszczynski , a king without a kingdom . ", "Paradoxically it is the oldest and most typical example of a modern capital where the enlightened king was sensitive for the needs of its ’ people . The brilliant Emanuel Hére and his team built this savvy project from 1752 until 1756 ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER we adore her choices , different genre , always amazing characters . #Impressed & ❤ ️", "context": ["Elizabeth's just told us that her new project is called \" When Time Got Louder \" and that : \" It's a sweet powerful little movie and I'm proud to be part of it . \" more info : ", "@USER Thanks for the info . Can ’ t wait to see ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I fkn my lukesir and his musical tastes", "context": ["andddd we're slow to acknowledge the knots in our laces — — — #heart it racesssss ", "@USER Yo0o0o this has actually been my most listened to song recently 🤝"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You said send me pictures , hain he ni", "context": ["Helloooooooo guys I am new on twitter 🙈 🙈 ❤ ❤ 😈 #follow me jaldi jadi sayy #likes #retweet ", "@USER @USER Hellllloooo mistarrr ! ! ! why are you ghussing in our reply #ajeebPagalLog"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They gave me the most eggs for breakfast", "context": ["Just your average trip to the back yard ", "@USER Where ’ s your baseball bat ? You need self defence tips from @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER World peace though giving terrorists their money back ... ! !", "context": ["I've lost track of how many times I've tweeted this article about Trump's lie that anyone gave Iran billions of dollars . It was a lie then . It's a lie now . #TrumpSpeech ", "@USER Imagine seizing money from terrorists then giving it back 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much , Albert ! How did you wiggle in all those Tweeples ? ! 🤔 And more ! ", "context": ["I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend ! I'd like to send out #MondayMorning mentions to some fab people in the #WritingCommunity ✍ ️ @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you SJ ! You are awesome ! <3 I will add : <3"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "and a dress . And I'll always be happy to show people that drag is another form of art , a branch in the tree of self expression . #drag #encouragequestions #makeup", "context": ["I've been getting a lot of questions from customers about what it's like to be a drag performer . Every time I hand a woman / man who is getting makeup back to them after scanning it . I somehow start a conversation with them about my love for drag I even had this one father daughter", "pair in my Lane and I saw this sweet little girl had eyeshadow on . And me being me . I struck up a chat with her about recommended brands she could practice with . But I digress . I'm thankful that I'm showing people that there's more to drag . Than just putting on a wig and makeup"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm perplexed as to why security professional Mr . Maghun is an embassy is under surveillance by sovereign intelligence service ( s ) , including potentially one that had their cyber weapons stolen and which were in possession of a grp of * apparently * amateurs ,", "context": ["Reading thru chat where Assange is allegedly discussing with Manning on 3/5 / 10 [ Doc 2 ] attributes of his source for 10Gb of banking documents . CI investigations can narrow down a unknown subject with a few identifiers , for example :", "a radio transmission to an unknown subject is constant ( so assessment is that spy is likely civil servant , foreign officers travel regularly ) per Robert Booth . This is not a game to professionals . #realtalk"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Even Trump's a child of Gaia We Are One ~ comes as a BLOW ! BAG of ORANGE , WIND , SO NASTY Him & Twin Clown Blonde #Bojo Feeling that they were both HURT DEEP when they were a TINY CHILD withheld is LOVE that's squandered LOVE IS PRECIOUS ~ LOVE IS WILD ! #EtonMess @USER", "context": ["LISTEN UP , U , Mr Trumpty There IS LOVE right here 4U Don't dismiss it , it's a BLESSING Just HOW much ~ I wish YOU knew is such an AWESOME FEELING so bereft are some Folks , sure Closed Hearts turn to STONE 4EVER WISE The Stone , but often POOR ! DUMB as a ROCK ! @USER ", "@USER @USER Their ears are broken cuz their hearts are closed , ego has taken over . MR TRUMP #45 , I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! I AM SO SORRY SOMEONE HURT YOU SO BADLY & TAUGHT POWER & CONTROL ! WE KEEP WHAT WE HAVE BY GIVING IT AWAY ! LOVE IS ON THE WAY "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Me too ! When I saw the still from the video in today ’ s email I was a bit ‘ Yeah , right , Adriene - whatever ! 😂 But I ’ ll have a go ... ’ And then I did it ! ! 😊", "context": ["As usual , other than being on my feet all day and smashing my steps target without even trying , Tuesday didn ’ t allow for much @USER activity - but my @USER session always fits into my day ! Proud of myself for the progress I can already see in my yoga 😊 ", "@USER @USER @USER As days go on I find it a little harder to get out of bed early but when I wake up enough to remember how great the yoga is then it gets a little easier ! Hope you enjoyed it today ! I am managing downward dog a little better now 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Image : #Wildfire near Lake Echo , Credits : @USER / ", "context": ["Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : The #Shiveluch in , Credits : @USER / @USER ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : Two beautiful views of a Raikoke #Volcano ash , Kuril Islands , Sea of , Credits : @USER / "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER May ALL the people of #God decide to #pray today for a better way going forward ... the WAY toward #Christ ' sincere heart of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["May the POWER of coming to know the sincere heart of #Christ #Jesus allow us ALL to overcome our past . May we take on His Spirit of forgiveness for ALL and ALWAYS heed the following advice : let go and let #GOD ! Ezekiel 36:26 & Isaiah 53:5", "@USER @USER If one ask me to pray , don't ask me what I am praying . Pray in your closet ! or are you looking for praise among men !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lead by example move to a small rural community Northern BC get rid of your #computer #mobilephone #car & grow your food walk to your activities in winter luck you demented socialist ! @USER @USER", "context": ["This ruling shows again that the Liberal government is responsible for their pipeline . Instead of standing with British Columbians and people across the country to protect our coast and fight climate change , the Liberals put big oil's demands ahead of our kids ' futures . ", "We can ’ t stand by while the Liberals keep putting our water , air , land , and families at risk . We have to throw everything we have at fighting #climatechange . That means creating more jobs by investing in new clean energy and taking concrete action to reduce emissions ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you . Versa now fully loaded . Thank you for your prompt reply . #service #firstclass", "context": ["@USER @USER can you please provide me a link so that I can transfer music to my #versa2", "@USER Hi . Thanks for reaching out . We would be happy to help . To download music to your Fitbit Versa 2 , you can follow the steps here : . Let us know how it goes ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I can watch dis a 1000 times ... hv said a few GoodByes in life myself ... can totally relate to dis 😔 #AsiManshiForever but right now #OnlyAsimMatters", "context": ["My Tribute To the best couple till date in the bigg boss history Judai 💔 💔 💔 @USER @USER @USER #OnlyAsimMatters #AsimRiaz #ViewersChoiceAsim ", "@USER @USER @USER 👆 👆 👆 👆 A little late but I found this Song Today Which Suits The Situation Perfectly #OnlyAsimMatters #AsimRiaz #AsimRaiz"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Even one single genuine Indian suffers due to this then it's a SHAME ! PATHETIC ! it's like DEMO , only poor will suffer ! #CAA_NRC #CAA_NRC_NPR #NRC_CAA_Protest", "context": ["Does anyone have a genuine number on how many ' Persecuted minority population ' that this act wants to help ? Please say a number with some proof , not just what you have heard around ...", "@USER The total number is just 31,113 as deposed by the Director , Intelligence Bureau to the Joint Parliamentary Committee ( JPC ) examining this Act when it was first introduced as a Bill ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thankyou everyone ☺ ️ we have a fantastic team of nurses and doctors who have all worked really hard to maintain our accreditation 🙌 🙌 #nurses", "context": ["Starting the New Year on a positive note 👌 #endoscopy #JAGaccreditation #annualreview @USER ", "@USER @USER Congratulations 👏 lots of hard work goes into achieving and maintaining this ! We are very proud of you all @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Pretending 2 hold u up , when they in fact , r at the same time holding u back ! ! ! Interesting 👀 XOX 💞 OXO #SaturdayThoughts #life", "context": ["Look closely my good peeps , Wats wrong wit this pic ? .. & How would you respond to wats holding you back ? 😘 ", "@USER Some may pretend that they are supporting you but in real sense they are dragging you backwards ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Sir it's been quite intimidating to this man . I am ever grateful for your #Support for our #GardenTownByTheSea no offence to CUBE personally @USER informed I cannot comment on sensitive intelligence 👍 but I only have our & at heart 💜 👍", "context": ["The #Difference our #Local #Council makes to our indeed ! Thankyou preservation of our image ", "@USER Maybe the local community let's The Cube know what they think .. 🤔 🤔"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Even Trump's a child of Gaia We Are One ~ comes as a BLOW ! BAG of ORANGE , WIND , SO NASTY Him & Twin Clown Blonde #Bojo Feeling that they were both HURT DEEP when they were a TINY CHILD withheld is LOVE that's squandered LOVE IS PRECIOUS ~ LOVE IS WILD ! #EtonMess @USER", "context": ["LISTEN UP , U , Mr Trumpty There IS LOVE right here 4U Don't dismiss it , it's a BLESSING Just HOW much ~ I wish YOU knew is such an AWESOME FEELING so bereft are some Folks , sure Closed Hearts turn to STONE 4EVER WISE The Stone , but often POOR ! DUMB as a ROCK ! @USER ", "@USER @USER Their ears are broken cuz their hearts are closed , ego has taken over . MR TRUMP #45 , I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! I AM SO SORRY SOMEONE HURT YOU SO BADLY & TAUGHT POWER & CONTROL ! WE KEEP WHAT WE HAVE BY GIVING IT AWAY ! LOVE IS ON THE WAY "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Your willingness as a policy matter to take the word of someone who has tens of thousands of deceptive claims , and in addition to your dysfunctional understanding of race , terrorism , defense and probably bullshit — demonstrate a gross and profound intellectual lack , honestly .", "context": ["Because everything is racist . Everything . Even fighting back against terrorists who kill Americans . Nike , feeling proud ? ", "@USER No , I will not be shamed over calling out bullshit claims of racism - which undermine the legitimate claims . Killing a terrorist is not about skin color ; it ’ s about protecting our country from a guy who murdered hundreds of Americans , period ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m liking this tweet . Does that help ?", "context": ["⁦ @USER ⁩ is going to be a great time . Plan on coming down for the festivities . ", "Thanks everyone for your ReTweets ... you ’ re helping get the word out . Likes don ’ t help . I don ’ t need to feel good about this tweet , I need distribution baby !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Take a look at the recent church shooting in TX .", "context": ["* Progressives when talking about seizing all guns from law abiding citizens * Send the cops door to door . Use whatever means necessary . * Progressives when talking about defending Jews from non-white attackers * Woah hang on , no need for anything drastic . Cops aren't the answer . ", "@USER Lauren , I'm very much on the conservative spectrum but I disagree re : gun control . \" it's my right \" yet people are getting killed in their thousands . \" I need a gun for self defence \" , when was the last time lives were saved by carrying a gun ? Law abiding citizens become criminals ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you looking for some attention . Instead of being a d #ck buy a Puppy dog Q", "context": ["Good morning to everyone especially @USER who received a huge roaring standing ovation at the national championship football game , yesterday . Fake News can ’ t hide how much President Trump is loved all around our country .", "@USER @USER You realize they announced the president and the troops in the same breath because they knew our Troops wouldn ’ t be booed , right ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The subtitles during that montage read “ demonic laughter ” #BachelorNation", "context": ["“ That ’ s a pony ! It ’ s a PONY ! ” - Rando #Bachelor girl It . Was . A . Cow .", "Teacup flashback ! YES . This is what I ’ m here for . #TheBachelorABC"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Mad because you cant come to terms u are wrong", "context": ["@USER There is no shooter it was a false report . Stop jumping on misinformation", "@USER @USER SHUT UP ! ! Stop telling me what I can put ON MY TWITTER PAGE , okay . Bye ! ! #muted #blocked"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER To the knower of Truth there is no shame and insult These are experienced by the perishable ' you ' The real you born of Bliss the Cosmic consciousness is eternal , lives blissfully", "context": ["From my mail box , this may not be the best way to start a letter introducing a self-published book on \" the soul , life , death , the universe , and more \" : \" I would like to take a short moment of your time to explain to you why I am the next Albert Einstein . \" A sample : ", "@USER You could have just replied to me privately instead of publicly shaming me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER My pleasure I hope you have an day !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the morning Hello , Carolyn ! #WriterLife helping hand to ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Rick nice to see you ’ re back ! I appreciate you putting it me on your #AwesomeList and wish everyone an day ! 9"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you ! Likewise just like 41 years ago when the two countries were allies and practically bestfriends . Iranians want regime change and our only alternative leader is #RezaPahlavi God bless you and America ! #peace", "context": ["@USER I wanted to personally thank you and your administration for acknowledging the anti regime protests and standing with people of #Iran . #IranProtests2020 the world needs more leaders like you ! #IranRegimeChange is the only way for the world's peace .", "@USER @USER American loves the Persian people , we pray for peace ... and stand by your side ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Attention ... and time sigh / / thank you for your lovely writings and insights during the past year and I look forward to more in 2020", "context": ["Day one of a new decade and I'm beginning it by muting more keywords and turning off RTs from a significant number of people . I'm taking control of my feed the best I can , allowing myself a space to be curious and learn but on my terms .", "Social media is a space in which our attention is the real currency . Choose carefully how you want to spend that currency ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "being a constant #current is perplexing . i want to #feel something anything for the of this #soul , but i know what i know , his of love will only be met elsewhere . the way , the non tract sometimes feels like a", "context": ["today was a day of many curves . at the top of the peak i was informed that my 4yo #nephews estranged #father passed this morning . he #killed himself . & tho i am disheartened for the children , family , my nephew that this man has left behind . i cannot help but indifferent", "the fact that it was self inflicted isn't even the reason for my impartial standard . the man was never at peace w / himself , the essence of torment was pungent . to show love give love & be love takes the essence of trust . perhaps he didn't trust ; not only love but the love of #self"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We are simply the best Family Twitter ever Created . All thanks to for her great and powerful message . Know Your Worth . #FAMILY", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Me too . Man How I love our friend", "@USER @USER @USER No one loves you Eddie more than me ! ! ! No one and is up there & so is Helene & / love our fam ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Or just saving the world in general because they show up at our doorstep yet we can't take care of our own", "context": ["In the past decade I lost my dad , returned to the Bronx , fought off foreclosure w my family , struggled w / student loans , & worked shifts in restaurants for years . At my lowest , I struggled w / the thought that I ’ d never amount to anything . To those going through it : Keep going . ", "@USER @USER I too prefer to have our tax payer money go into useless military spending that doesn ’ t reach the actual troops and other wonderful programs such as tax breaks for the rich instead of education , infrastructure , vets , single payer , nah we need more air plane graveyards n invasions"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I appreciate your response to my column in which I wrote there ’ s been No Progress at your agency . My bad . That ’ s not totally accurate . But . Are u guys #Bragging about your “ progress ” given your track record ? Wow . That ’ s funny ... but not Really 🙏", "context": ["Gov . Phil Murphy ( @USER ) was sworn in two years ago today . @USER examines his time in office so far . ", "@USER @USER No progress , @USER ? PTC on time in 2018 , record-setting engineer training , 650 new bus operators , cancellations ↓ 35 % 2019 vs 2018 . Major capital projects advancing , new trains & electric buses coming , and a more resilient system to withstand extreme weather ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Absolutely Kriti 👍 Let's shift our focus on and #peace 😊 #BeAnEncourger #SpreadLove REMEMBER Every Act of grows the spirit and Strengthens the Soul .. ! ! ", "context": ["@USER Agree with you Kriti ... All possible frequency combinations already exist at this very moment . So , this means you can change your frequency by changing your thoughts , Attitudes , and Assumptions ... ! ! ! #Thanks for beautiful message 👌 👌 love it 👍 ", "@USER True . I believe 100 % in the #lawofattraction “ As you think you vibrate . As you vibrate you attract . ” We have all vibration in us & the power to change them by changing the focus of our attention . Let ’ s Shift our focus on & #peace - our world needs it !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you sooooo much ! ! How did you do that ! ? ! ? !", "context": ["Cenk Uygur on CA - 25 Opponent Christy Smith . Why is she not debating ? Why did she give $ 9,400 to someone who was a Republican in 2019 to take her current seat ? ! via @USER", "@USER @USER Can someone tech savvy please cut this clip up for Twitter so I can share the part of the dude who ’ s running who talks about her telling him she ’ s offended by his anti-corruption message ? I don ’ t know how to share videos directly embedded in twitter without the link 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Politicians represent the people and people are wicked and evil at their core . May we ALL turn away from the systems of this world and rather turn toward #Christ #Jesus ' Spirit of #HOPE for ALL forever going forward ! Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["May today be the DAY we ALL take time to question our involvement within this wicked evil dying world . May today be the DAY we ALL turn toward the sincere heart of #Christ #Jesus . May today be the DAY His heart directs us in everything we do & say forever going forward ... Ezek . 36:26", "@USER Suppose @USER ever listens ? Thou shall not bear false witness . Thou shall not steal . Thou shall not covet thy neighbor . Remember ? Supposedly you were raised that way . What happened ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Also I Don't Give Mike Lee Much Credit Because If His Constituents Were All For An #IranWar , He Would Have Said It Was A \" \" Briefing ! #SelfPreservation", "context": ["Can Fox News viewers handle the truth when delivered with a bang by one of their own ? Republican Sen . Mike Lee blasted the Trump administration ’ s Soleimani briefing as “ probably the worst briefing at least on a military issue I ’ ve seen . ” The WORST . ", "@USER @USER No They Can't , They'll Just Call Mike Lee A #Nevertrumper #Antitrump Or A #RINO Not Matter How And It Sounds Or They'll Just Scream , LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you ! I am celebrating with a non-alcoholic cider ! luck with the chipping x", "context": ["I have DONE IT ! I have finished the dissertation ! ! ! Can not believe it ! ! ! I have battled many demons in order to do this Masters and now I can relax ! ! ! ", "@USER Congratulations , you must be over the moon 👍 🏻 I'm still chipping away at mine , can't wait to submit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well , he “ fell in love ” w / my mom who worked there & continued to visit her bcuz of how kind she was . She introduced me to her “ favorite customer ” & boom 🥰 😍 . 9 years later were engaged & getting married on our 10 year ! @USER will always have a special place in my ❤ ️", "context": ["This is a funny #ad for @USER because Walgreens did play a major role in me meeting my fiancé ! Haha @USER ", "@USER That's so cool , Molly ! Was it love at first sight ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Unfortunately the natives #intentions and lack of #weaponry and knowledge helped them being overrun . Luckily for us people learn from mistakes", "context": ["Ilhan ! I am a child of America ! We avoid war at all cost . But will go to war if needed . Go back to your country where you came from . We do not want any of your Islam crap here in the United States ! Leave ! Don't come back ! ", "@USER Rick , unless you're an indigenous person you are not a real \" child of America . \" Real \" children of America \" didn't want any \" Christian crap . \" Avoid war at all cost ? Like when GW Bush attacked Iraq for reasons he & Cheney fabricated ? You make me sick"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And when you can't remember , let me and the universe show you . Break down your walls and become infinite . Remember , I love you . Peace and love , Donnie #Peace #ILoveYou #MentalHealth", "context": ["Good morning my true embodiments of perfection ! ( Don't let that voice creep in , it's true . You just need to remember . ) May this day usher you into your new Self . Whatever moments of clarity you had over the last few days , may they become solidified and actualized . ", "You are worthy of your own self growth and self love . Remember . Remember to laugh . To cry . To exist . Remember to heal . And to learn . To release . Remember you are beautiful . Worthy . Enough ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I don't think it odd for him to begin with a personal anecdote about an interaction he had with the deceased . It's not like he started it off with \" I just had a Whataburger and a Coke with my wife . Oh yeah , and Bill died . \"", "context": ["When I was 12 , Bill Wisener made me cry because he wouldn't sell me a record I'd saved up for , 38 years later , the namesake of Bill's Records made me cry for a very different reason . He was found dead this morning behind the counter of his record store . ", "@USER That ’ s an odd way to start a story about a guy passing away and making it about you ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Let ’ s get it ! 845thstreet #music #genre #song to the East Peace ✌ 🏿", "context": ["Feb . 8th @USER is performing at Ike Hall in West Point for a chance to win some major opportunities . Please help support her by purchasing a ticket at Using Promo Code BRIG when purchasing ! ! ! Give her the chance to move to the next round ! ! ! ", "Let ’ s help support @USER , so we can see a star with a phenomenal voice give the world her God given talent . We All have dreams , let ’ s follow them . All those who love music , Stand up by supporting the music we all enjoy an Love hearing . Bless , thank who do support 845th ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Leaving b4 the Prayer After Communion is said reveals ignorance of the Mass & lack of faith & belief in the true presence . Jesus catechized those who stayed after Capernaum ( Jn 6 ) . Catechize from the ambo on this . Instruct the ignorant . Cute gotcha videos dont save souls .", "context": ["When you are leaving Mass after communion but the priest sees you . ", "@USER I wish priests would recognize WHY people leave after communion . 1 . The return to the pew hassle as people wait for others etc . 2 . They want to stay in their spiritual state and not deal w / others . 3 . The music is just downright bad 4 . They are choosing the \" Better Part \" ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ok . I encourage myself now onwards . I have been following you since last year . You movitated alot . THANK YOU . Keep motivate us . lohri #", "context": ["Once you are an adult , no ones coming to push you . No ones coming to tell you to turn the TV off . No ones coming to tell you to get out the door and go for a run . Nobody is going to come tell you to apply for that job , the one that you ’ ve always dreamt about . It ’ s all up to YOU !", "@USER At least we want some encouragement from our loved ones . It will boost our actions . Am I right mam ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Love it .. I can watch the game with him .. #Hype #Fan #Serious", "context": ["🎉 #TEXANS FANS 🎉 Reply with your reaction videos from today ’ s wild win for a chance to be featured in one of our videos ! ", "@USER My son ’ s kind of a big @USER fan lol ! #WeAreTexans 🤘 🏽 💙 ❤ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "“ Your name ' Joy ' is powerful . The opposite of joy is sorrow , unhappiness , misery , sadness , and depression . ” @USER #healing", "context": ["Caller two is struggling with grief . She lost her mom and is feeling abandoned . She asked , \" How long will I grieve ? \" #newlife #Grief", "“ Many people think if they cry , they will be drowned in tears . Tell your story , and allow yourself to be helped by other people . ” Dr . Alice Benton #connection #healing"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Please let us know if you come to #Virginia . We can show you some of our site . Thanks for the #follow . Hope that you have an amazing weekend !", "context": ["Please follow @USER Pack a bag to collect #litter . What a gr8 idea ! #KeepAmericaBeautiful #KeepVirginiaBeautiful ", "@USER Thanks @USER . I was thinking about visiting you last June from Ocean City , Maryland . Maybe this June !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER On the contrary , we're just not garbage mouths . Well Will is , because he apparently likes white chocolate ... I might be the only person alive , that has the food taeks", "context": ["Ok . First off ... KitKat was maybe a 4.8 out of 10 candy bar at best , anyways . But a mint chocolate KitKat ? ? ? That's gotta be like a 0.8 out of 10 , because anything mint chocolate is trash .", "@USER Thank God I ’ m not the only one that despises mint chocolate . Thought I was alone 😩"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOVE this post awesome topsy 1 presentation boom Thank you so much HEAVENLY for shinning & sharing 💚 💚 👀 💚 💚 I LOVE TO HEAR YOU TALK AND GET LOST IN YOUR AMAZING EYES ... #photography #naturaleza #Artistic ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hi ⚘ Smarty 💙 #Humour 🔹 ️ Snooze u Loose learn to choose not to booze sleep tight hang Loose Lifes on cruise smart sleek strong smooth safe sound sweet smile . Love Life life Love Miss love u miss LOVE u MISS Life Love loves to love Loved Love is Life Life is Love & LOVE 💚 IS 👈 YOU 👈 ", "@USER @USER @USER I was wondering and imagining myself ... entering that world ... everything looks better you let the heart speak ... creativity is part of that world of yours where magic envelops you in subtle tones ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Seriously I like it . You don't have the touch of Gitcoin but TBH I like that your interface is clean and works without major issues . I'll share some suggestions later but really good job , kudos !", "context": ["Experimenting with @USER instead of @USER today While they seem to get a lot less love and noise , the Bounties Network interface and experience is way cleaner and less quirky than Gitcoin ", "@USER @USER 🙏 🏻 @USER is primarily responsible for that UX as are our users who helped us every step of the way #userresearchFTW"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The Bible says if your right hand offends you cut it off Jop president DONALD TRUMP", "context": ["Watch President @USER ' s address to the nation LIVE at 11 a . m . ET : ", "@USER @USER By killing Soleimi we cut the head off a snake . A headless snake can ’ t wage war and we don ’ t want war but are ready for it if required . Our president did the right thing at the right time & informing the gang of 8 would mean we miss our window of opportunity ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank Jill for adding me to your #AwesomeList and I wish you an day ! Till ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Chase ! You ARE up too early ! Thanks for the shoutout ! you make me happy too ! Along with", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the mention , Mario . I'd like to #SpreadLove to these folks too : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm also of the Welsh Government for rolling out #PrEP on the NHS in Wales ! ! They're setting a real standard which other governments will surely have to follow 🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁷 󠁬 󠁳 󠁿 🇬 🇧 ", "context": ["Disappointed that the Scottish Government will not be supporting @USER MSP's Bill for Free Period Product Provision . It's bizarre to me that this is still a radical idea .", "@USER @USER tbh , I agree . But on the upside , Wales really is leading the way when it comes to reproductive health all round 🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁷 󠁬 󠁳 󠁿 @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Wish you Joy", "context": ["Not a good night . Got up feeling leaden . Struggling to do anything , too much to do . And I have to spend the day surrounded on all sides by noisy humans .. 🙁 😞 If I fail to act normally I'll be subjected to nagging enquiries of ' You alright ? ' ' You alright ? ' ' You alright ? ' 😣 😖 😞", "Got through the first hour , took a couple of day's leave now . Waves of anxiety breaking me open . Back home OK . Breathing , peacefulness , letting it come and flow away again . #anxiety #anxietyrecovery #autismawareness"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was literally just telling my roommate : This is a test of my spirit and character . I will not over use my prescription . I will * sell back my prescription as soon as I don't need it . * the VA buys back unused Meds ! ", "context": ["I'll be leaving for surgery soon . I wanna back seat drive this thing so bad but I know they'll put me under . I've been reading everything I can about the operation and watching what videos I could find . Here We Go !", "@USER I feel great , I'm an old opiate addict . It's been years since I had any . My surgery staff were angels , I'm so thankful . Maybe it'll hurt more tomorrow but it's ok ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER really please explain how instead of dropping NOTHING BURGERS try living a life and getting over that syndrome you have Q", "context": ["On whether Obama admin paid for missiles that hit Iraqi bases per @USER , @USER : \" This is another series of despicable lies by President Trump . Fact that 3 years after taking office he remains obsessed w / Pres Obama shows ( his ) extreme weakness & insecurity . \"", "@USER @USER @USER Trump can smear Obama all he wants , but history is going to smear the Trump name ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Never forgive him for being that weak willed bastard in Love Actually . love him for being Snape .", "context": ["Four years ago today , we lost Alan Rickman . He will be missed . Always . ", "@USER @USER If you look under the cushions , you may find him . That's where most things I lose end up ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER itza freemason ring his one here below . It is not the same of course but if the ring they wear is a Ruby well there ya go if not please excuse me just trying to help ", "context": ["The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was “ imminent ” or not , & was my team in agreement . The answer to both is a strong YES . , but it doesn ’ t really matter because of his horrible past !", "@USER Ya there all part of the same club "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can't make it to church ? Join our Instagram live audience by 7pm . Come with your friends and loved ones 👭 👫 👬 🚶 ‍ ♀ ️ #TFOLC #FountainOfLife #ANewSong", "context": ["Our 1st Singles ' Fellowship Meeting kicks off in less than 2 hours ! 💃 🕺 🤸 🎉 . We hope you are making your way down already 😄 . __ Reposted from @USER . It's our first service for the year 2020 #TFOLC #FountainOfLife #ANewSong ", "Join Pastor @USER this monday 13th of January 2020 for a wonderful service tagged \" VALUE SHIFT \" . Time : 6pm Venue : The Fountain of life church , Ilupeju , Lagos . #TFOLC #FountainOfLife #ANewSong"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So what ! 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ Have you never hung out with just a group of your bro ' friends ... ? ! Sounds like your \" jealous \" and you don't have anything to be of , and can't join in on the fun , LOL 😄 🗣 ️ #Alexa #JEALOUSY ", "context": ["“ Alexa , who is the President of the United States ? ” #impeachment #StillYourPresident #trump2020", "@USER Alexa is the only action these dudes ever get . Notice how there aren't any actual women there ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This singing style is the singing style of @USER ♥ ️ 😍 🥰 #ButtaBomma", "context": ["@USER I didn't understand the language but #ButtaBomma gave me a very special feel . Also the steps are so AMazing and the music is literally so awesome . I don't think that I have to write for your voice because you know how much I love it @USER ♥ ️", "@USER @USER Same here . It feels something . Different . Cranchi Manchi singing style of @USER . I love this , his voice , . Beautiful #ButtaBomma"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wrong . Wrong . Wrong . Only 12 % of Bernie's supporters did not vote for Hilary whereas 25 % of Hilary's supporters did not vote for Obama . Bernie did 40 rallies for Hilary , more than she did for herself . Bernie", "context": ["Congratulations to @USER and his campaign bc , if I am not mistaken , the person who has led this poll has gone on to be nominee in last six cycles . Leading this poll is momentous .", "@USER @USER Am I missing something ? Why the congrats ? I respect you and your opinion but Bernie and his supporters helped get Trump elected . I will never forgive them for their hatred toward HRC . They chose Trump instead of HRC . I hope he doesn ’ t win the election ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER - 40 years #OLDHAM business . haulier of year 2015 . Stolen 2017 by - . Disclosed on by who is now to busy hiding groomers . What has #Oldham become ? ", "context": ["Local companies all under one roof ! The first Oldham Expo opens doors to the public on March 26th , showcasing great local businesses & their services ! Visit our website to see who's exhibiting so far - #exhibition #oldhamhour #tamesidehour ", "@USER #OLDHAM 100 years ago was thriving . Cottonopolis . Oldham and the nation has been asset stripped to a point we are a depressed country . I admire any business and there talents . But be real . Until @USER @USER switch off the laundromat then nothing changes . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You both are truly #WarriorsOfPeace 💕 A genuine concern and #respect for all of humanity is something that you share ! Thank you for being ambassadors of #peace and . I wish there were more people like you ladies in politics and in the world ! Very inspiring !", "context": [". @USER Marianne Williamson , my deepest respect and aloha to you and all who have been supporting you . I'll always treasure our friendship . May God's love and blessings always be upon you . Mahalo ! Aloha .", "@USER Sending all those best wishes right back at you , Tulsi . Many many thanks 💗"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's not enough to talk about the Chinese #Catholic Martyrs of the Vatican in China . It's time to #miracle Francis's & China's annihilation ( partly in progress ) ( Rev 6:10 ) . #Rosary ", "context": ["US Congress concludes that @USER secret deal with the Chinese Communists has made the persecution of the faithful in China worse Francis has betrayed the faithful - - the worst thing a pope can do ", "@USER @USER It was on purpose . Francis wants the Church of his beloved Chi-Coms to end , but does not have the power of Christ . This deal has cost LIVES ! Francis is a murderer . + M "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Xiao Man #TheLegendOfSwordAndFairy 3/3 There are a few more pics @USER ( Sorry that a few are lower quality ) #cosplay #XiaoMan ", "context": ["Xiao Man #TheLegendOfSwordAndFairy 1/3 Old cos ! From a very popular game / TV series , also known as #ChinesePaladin #cosplay ", "Xiao Man #TheLegendOfSwordAndFairy 2/3 So skinny 😮 In the next sets , Niku's more like herself 😊 ( #XiaoMan means \" Little Brave \" , I think ... ) #cosplay "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This one was kind of funny . Basically I argued for what felt like hours that if you have two evnly priced players where neither are that you should take the QB in superflex Eventually I realized that they werent evenly priced . Im still taking Teddy ", "context": ["There were a few players that I took an extreme stance on this season , I'll roll them out hit or miss over the next few days . I would consider Dante Pettis to be one of my mostly hotly contested taeks . See this thread for my various thoughts about him . ", "This is a thread about which 2nd year WR's to buy or sell based on historical data . You may be able to guess that he was a sell ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Peter , perhaps you could list out ... just say , ohhh , just THREE ex #Commonwealth #countries that as \" #republics ' feature as particularly and socially places to live ? Perhaps state how / why Oz becoming a \" republic \" will materially enhance all our lives ?", "context": ["Which will cause #Queen most hurt . #Harry & #Meghan going or Australia doing likewise . All families have moments as do nations & so Royals are no different . In her 91 years Elizabeth has learned to roll with the punches . Nip of Royal Gin will fix it but would be better .", "@USER Queen Elizabeth has made it clear consistently that she is happy for Australia to become a Republic as half of all the countries in the commonwealth now have done . She said in 1998 that it is Australia ’ s decision ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you , I ’ ve seen this ! Still stunned , £ 39 ! ! When was the last time the figure of £ 39 was reviewed by @USER @USER ?", "context": ["@USER It appears I have to pay VAT & the Royal Mail before I can accept delivery of 3 calendars ( gifts ) from the USA ! Beyond stunned - £ 17.18 ! $ 20 per calendar gifted from Montana ! Postage already cost $ 61 ! If I don ’ t pay within 21 days , they are returned to sender ! !", "@USER Hi Lorna , there is specific information about tax and duty for gifts here : . If you think you've been charged too much you can apply for a refund using the form at the bottom of this page : Thanks"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #whistleblowers #FreeSpeech as don't cut it before transcript gets fed to the 2nd for Younger mandamus relief . ", "context": ["Are we as a city , state and society doing everything that we can to connect the small number of seriously mentally ill people who may exhibit violent behavior with treatment ? Or are we waiting until something bad happens , then locking them up ? ", "@USER No , we ’ re just letting #NYPD psychopaths run loose as @USER heaps praise on that trash . Actually , #veterans are legally taking them down . @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER life is circular and not linear , the journey continues from this world to another . antennas through memories / history , eventually the good outweighs the bad . keep strengthening yourself , you owe it to your Brother to keep constructing the building blocks of til you meet again ", "context": ["“ Lakota grief was something to be valued . It brought a person closer to God . For when a person has suffered great loss and was grieving , they were considered ‘ the most holy . ’ Their prayers were believed to be powerful and others would ask the grievers to pray on their behalf . ” ", "@USER A ’ ho I ’ m grieving my only brother he died Thursday from liver cancer ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Awesome work Challenging ourselves for positive outcomes in every way .", "context": ["Day 14 & 15 #100daysofwalking #StormBrendan & I bonded yesterday #badhair and bid him farewell tonight . It feels great to be out everyday . How are you doing ? @USER @USER @USER team . Aiming for a walking meeting tomorrow .", "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re going great me not so great on the walking as it is pitch black out here . But I have stepped up my other activities . Extra weight session tonight . Spin tomorrow . Trying hard in a different way 😉"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 🙏 I believe @USER is a Saint I like the work he does for a peaceful society", "context": ["I don't quote religion I believe all 7.7 billion human seek unbounded happiness Every moment of one's life goes in seeking happiness Most believe money can buy happiness , i believe money is cause of sorrow I also believe happiness that one seeks in world , lives inside one's heart ", "@USER I can agree with you more . Your last line put paid to the fact that @USER #InnerEngineering is good . I've not explored it yet though , bt , the little I've read on it is gladdening . I'll love to read more of your inspirational thoughts on this ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The DOLL SEQUENCE ! ! Not in the original script , btw .", "context": ["#Booksmart is HITTING ME I wasn ’ t tres popular in high school but I was liked * enough * but at end of year party one of the most popular girls was like crying and telling me how proud she was of me and she loved me and would miss me and I was like ‘ ok ’ and now she queer too 😭 😭", "@USER Yeah . Watched it last night and my feels was in bits by the end . Plus . The doll sequence cracked me up ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Visit to start training with a REAL personal trainer today ! #trainerconnect #personaltrainer #onlinetrainer", "context": ["At Trainer Connect we only give you REAL nutrition tips from REAL personal trainers . Here's a nutrition tip from Amy Waugh in Columbus , Ohio . @USER . courage.strength One of the key components of wellness is FEELING good . It ’ s about listening to your body . ", "It ’ s about understanding what you need - mentally , physically , emotionally.And that does not include counting calories , limiting carbs , avoiding dairy , eliminating sugar , or whatever other fad diet you can think of ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A funny thing to say for someone who interjected on someone else's conversation , would you prefer tadger ? By all means though , keep treating people who are neither yes or no with contempt , it's sure to win the next referendum .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The ‘ once in a generation ’ con is associated with the 2014 Scottish Independence referendum where we Scots were told by BT that voting to stay in the UK would mean continued membership of Europe . THIS WAS A LIE . Is that now clear ?", "@USER @USER @USER You've got a bit of attitude mate , he's just asking questions in a calm way , you should be tolerant and willing to take the time to explain yourself without being cheeky or smart ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ... this is so sweet . THIS is what us #Millennials invented #SocialMedia for . You two are beauty and manifested . ✊ 🏿 😉 ", "context": ["I need to eat something ... it ’ s almost 1 o ’ clock", "@USER I ’ ve cooked almost every day for the past week and a half and now I ’ m tired . I need someone to cook for me today . 😢"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It is REAL ! If you check this website you will be to find a job posted for #IndianOnly . #NoS386 No H1B visa frauds and abuses . No #Nepotism ", "context": ["#Shocking An usual H1B employments pattern for international students from #India . Do you believe that they are so #popular , & ? Even their student number is 30-40 % of , but they get 67 % more jobs . 5 times of difference ! Say NO to . ", "Here is another look at the H1B visa holders between #Indian and #Chinese . More shocking ! #NoS386 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #HappyNewYear Gerry & All my wonderful friends ! Thank You ALL for spreading such , & #Happiness ! 🙏 🏼 🤗 ❤ ️ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Happy New Year to our #GoldenHearts May 2020 be filled with only the best . With love Dale 😘 🤗 🍸 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Happy and Prosperous New Year to you and all #GoldenHearts . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Heartbroken but still beating . Arms empty but still open . Faces raised to the sky and thanks for the light . My god you are beautiful #Nataliee", "context": ["Here I am . Still standing . Fierce with the reality of love & loss . Wearing truth of our hearts on our tattered sleeves . And yes , there were days when the darkness was heavy & the climb out of that rabbit hole required us to mine our depths for strength we didn't even know we had", "But here we are . Broken open by hope . Cracked wide by loss . Full of longing and grief and the burn of that phoenix fire . Warriors painted with ashes . Embers from the blaze still clinging to our newborn skin . Leaving us marked with scars rebirth . And just look at us"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This clip is from the 1804 Movie , that can be found on Amazon . Haiti is the first Pan-African Movement in Africa history ! ! ! #brothahassan #maafa #haitianpride", "context": ["Since Wednesday was #HaitianIndependenceDay 🇭 🇹 🎥 @USER Did you know ? A piece of information that is worth sharing . Prof Bayyinah Bello with the facts , once again . ( Prof Bayyinah Bello has plenty of videos on youtube , just type in her name for other great videos ) ", "Since Wednesday was #HaitianIndependenceDay 🇭 🇹 🎥 @USER Did you know ? A piece of information that is worth sharing . Prof Bayyinah Bello with the facts , once again . ( Prof Bayyinah Bello has plenty of videos on youtube , just type in her name for other great videos )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , have one of the coldest river in the #carribean #DominicanRepublic that #MERGE into a", "context": ["Just found a colourful bench in #Lanzarote overlooking the Atlantic that ’ s perfect for pondering over writing ideas or reading fabulous books . Where ’ s your favourite place to write or read ? ", "@USER My favorite place is in #samana #dominicanrepublic #elsecretomejorguardadord away from and just relaxing underneath tree drinking its waters"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ah yes that , you can cop the infinix S5 today by calling to order + 2563932821 04 dont forget to check out our website #WednesdayMotivation #wednesdaymorning #WednesdayVibes", "context": ["will they ever notice i do not sell the infinix phones ", "@USER you have more followers than them , prolly bc of the phone sales , speaking of which how do i cop"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Awww , Annick ! Thanks for all your encouragement and support ! I keep my #OneWord2020 in several visible places in my home and work place to remind me of my focus . I still have my words displayed in our Innovation Lab after all these years ! #passionforkindness #radiate", "context": ["🌟 New Post 🌟 My Journey to #OneWord2020 : Sharing my focus word for the new year and the journey that brought me here ! @USER @USER @USER #passionforkindness #CompelledBloggers ", "@USER @USER @USER Radiate ... such a perfect word for you , Tamara ! You ’ ve truly embraced living by your #oneword every year , and it ’ s been a real privilege to watch you on your journey over the years ! Keep inspiring , friend , we are all better for it ! ❤ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER as u should be queen i luv u & im of u too", "context": ["I ’ m very proud of myself . That ’ s all I can really say . Nobody even knows the half .", "these past few years have just felt like a whirlwind but as somebody who didn ’ t care to live past 17 , I ’ m very proud of myself ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My employees get less hours and I had to raise my prices .", "context": ["As we work our way to $ 15 an hour , today , the New Jersey minimum wage goes up to $ 11 an hour ! This increase will make a tremendous difference to thousands of low wage workers around the state . #Fightfor15", "@USER And probably force companies to lay off workers ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That's great . How does that solve the problem ? Trax doesn't go anywhere near my work .", "context": ["@USER @USER The nearest bus stop in Herriman is several miles from my house and it would take me almost 3 hours to get to work if I didn't drive . @USER has zero solutions to the problem and just spouts hypocrisy .", "@USER @USER So I ’ m guessing you drove to the trax station like I do and ride it to work ? 2 miles in the car , 25 miles on the train . Especially great on snowy days !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "... “ And when you get through celebrating the sheer joy of a good fight , be sure to tell those who come after , how much fun it was . ” ~ #MollyIvens ... on podcast — Heart of Wisdom w / @USER Ep 68 , Path of 2/2", "context": ["Inspiration for skillfully navigating until #Election2020 — moments of Zen : ", "Just found this ... “ Keep on fighting for freedom & justice , Beloveds . But don ’ t forget to have fun doing it . Be outrageous , rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce . 1/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The Bible says if your right hand offends you cut it off Jop president DONALD TRUMP", "context": ["Watch President @USER ' s address to the nation LIVE at 11 a . m . ET : ", "@USER @USER By killing Soleimi we cut the head off a snake . A headless snake can ’ t wage war and we don ’ t want war but are ready for it if required . Our president did the right thing at the right time & informing the gang of 8 would mean we miss our window of opportunity ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are very welcomed , Lamar aĝa and SharDally for your #RT-ing and kind and lovely comments and attitude all the time so I ’ am #Thankful to you both 👌 ✨ 💯 🧡 ✨ ️ ️ ", "context": ["#RT @USER : @USER @USER Do all day #FF 💯 💜 Special Mention / Recommendation to Amazing for her highest speed of #RT-ing 👌 💯 TY , TY 💯 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Sir Danail Wishing you a wonderful and peaceful Monday 🌷 🙏 🎶 Lamar "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Of the entire decade , however , the last 3 years were somewhat more special . This was the time I realized the true meaning of words like - #Hardwork , #Hustle , #Gratitude , and .", "context": ["This last decade was fantastic - from being a student to being a startup mentor , from being coder to being an entrepreneur , from failing one business to now running two successful businesses ; a lot changed over the last decade ! #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020", "Where in on one side I am deeply thankful for all the love that I received in the past 10 years , on the other side I embrace all the failures , learnings and experiences that made me grow and made me wiser . #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Where is #RightToBuy #Guide E17 After Purchasing 2 #Immediately X And Also YES 1,2 , 3 & 4 U2 ", "context": ["Meet the contractor who ’ ll build 31 affordable rent 🏘 ️ at #SansomRoad , #Leytonstone next Wednesday . See scheme details 👉 Book your place at event 👉 🏽 Get latest news 👉 ", "@USER @USER @USER Hi The display boards show the layout of the 31 homes for affordable rent which are part of this scheme . They can be found at "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Mario for including me with all your #AwesomeFriends and I wish you an day ! ", "context": ["A special #writerLift for members of the #writingCommunity who have read my #book . 💜 🙏 🏻 @USER @USER @USER Who ’ s have you ? Tag the ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the shout out ! Here's some of the awesome books I've read There're more !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you Sir for appreciating this young talented boy #AsimRiaz ... #Respect and ❤ ❤", "context": ["Yesterday I posted a pic on my Insta Story of #AsimRiaz feeding me cake that how that moment moved me . Many people left extremely rude comments and questions . Here is why that moment was important for me to express . ", "When house mates are living in Bigg Boss for months without luxuries and when given a Michelin Star meal , it moved me that Asim fed me first . I ’ m not a part of any team , but we must honor a humbling moments in life . This gratitude is what defines us as human . 🙏 🏼"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER CongrAtulations ! 👍 👏 ❤ 🙏 A true #WARRIOR ! no doubt ! #GodBless and keep you & your \" support \" team on your life's journey . What would \" life \" be without them ❤ #ThankYou ! for sharing &", "context": ["\" This month , the first person to obtain a legal \" non-binary \" sex designation has successfully petitioned the court originally responsible for his \" non-binary \" status to order that the sex on his birth certificate be restored to \" male . \" ", "Followers , and allies in the fight against harmful gender ideology , I am proud to announce that my male birth sex and given name have now been legally reclaimed . The Alliance Defending Freedom ( ADF ) graciously assisted me with this important matter . Please disseminate this news ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you so much for doing that … As a cashier , it means more to me than you'll * EVER * know ! I'm fortunate to work for a store that refuses to install self-checkout lanes , but not everyone has that sense of job security ! #RulesOfTheRoad #Teamwork 🥰 💕 🌟 💯", "context": ["Me today at Home Depot : Cashier with NO customers , ALL self check outs with a line . Me : Hi there human ! Him : OMG THANK YOU . * pleasant conversation ensues *", "@USER I stay at home with David and am alone 80 % of the time . I always go to the cashier . I hate self check out !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Wish you Joy", "context": ["Not a good night . Got up feeling leaden . Struggling to do anything , too much to do . And I have to spend the day surrounded on all sides by noisy humans .. 🙁 😞 If I fail to act normally I'll be subjected to nagging enquiries of ' You alright ? ' ' You alright ? ' ' You alright ? ' 😣 😖 😞", "Got through the first hour , took a couple of day's leave now . Waves of anxiety breaking me open . Back home OK . Breathing , peacefulness , letting it come and flow away again . #anxiety #anxietyrecovery #autismawareness"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER World peace though giving terrorists their money back ... ! !", "context": ["I've lost track of how many times I've tweeted this article about Trump's lie that anyone gave Iran billions of dollars . It was a lie then . It's a lie now . #TrumpSpeech ", "@USER Imagine seizing money from terrorists then giving it back 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And did you know that you can now buy DNA kits on Amazon ? Christians will never win . #People always will ! It's about . #newdeal", "context": ["“ All nature is but art , unknown to thee : All chance , direction , which thou canst not see : All discord , harmony not understood ; All partial evil , universal good . ” — Alexander Pope , An Essay on Man : Epistle I", "@USER I never got why . But did you know , there is worm , that eats the eye of a human if that human has the bad luck of catching an infection ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It already is 5 , those who don ’ t consider the Midlands National at @USER on the Saturday part of the festival are in the game for the wrong reasons #justonemore", "context": ["What we really need is a 7 day Cheltenham .", "@USER It will be like freshers week to freshers fortnight if we aren't careful !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ❤ ❤ ❤ Jetson ... Thanks ! Yayyyy ! I am happy to hear from you and wish you a beautiful and successful new week ! Hugs . Marion Ps . Here is a song greeting for you ! Enjoy ! Because Love Wins ! A day spent with a loving heart is a day well spent !", "context": ["I played in a stadium last year in front of 11000 listeners and the German chancelor and the Liberian president ! So happy ... Do I get a yay from yall ? ROLLING ON ! I love touring ! Sign up for my newsletter ! ", "@USER Heart and Applause . You love what you do and sacrifice your time for others . Thank You \\ JNW /"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The real mystery is not to know that microcosm and macrocosm is the same The real mystery is how one can live a happy Life", "context": ["Finding the Universe in a Coffee Cup - SFGate with ⁦ @USER ⁩ ", "@USER The tiniest is the same as the largest , this is the mystery of existence ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER We are beside you every step of the way @USER You make us #SemperFidelis", "context": ["... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ...", "... targeted 52 Iranian sites ( representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago ) , some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture , and those targets , and Iran itself , WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD . The USA wants no more threats !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Touché 🤓 AnandTech , Tom ’ s Hardware and PC Hardware were the most read hardware review websites at the beginning of this century 😋 #geek", "context": ["We invited @USER into our overclocking lab to show how we push our CPUs to new limits and how we're innovating to offer enthusiasts meaningful overclocking headroom . It's a great read ! #overclocking #IamIntel ", "@USER @USER @USER I remember when we were overclocking CPUs 20 years ago for our reviews for PCHardware and it was a lot of fun 🙌"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Joking about a time and incident that made someone lose her hair , go to the hospital for anorexia , nearly suicidal , and being called a porn star in public certainly doesn't make him a #person , though . Like , I can't think of a time I joked about that with someone I know .", "context": ["Was the Joke Triple H made about Paige really a big deal ? It was clearly a joke . No ?", "@USER its a crass joke and he should apologize but ppl turning it into hhh being a #bad #person are doing the most"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER eyes watering from intense coughs airway's clearing well today :) #PuffPuffPass anyone ? it don't time out , so take ya time about connecting & spreading the #GoodVibes that come with & live at ", "context": ["live #streaming on #Twitch starting now & going till ... ? I'm a #TwitchAffiliate Got ? link @USER for for many FREEBIES as well as a FREE monthly SUB :) continuing come through y'all Happy Sunday Funday ! ", "@USER @USER @USER hey y'all #Sunday #PuffPuffPass #GoodVibes 🌿 🐝 💨 let's connect 💚 ✌ ️ ️ been MIA took a bit of a spill Winters are hard wanted to touch base let folks know I'm still kicking & to all Be Kind As Ya Flower Fam "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER FLOTUS calls on many children and children organizations throughout the year 🇺 🇸 #FLOTUS saving the children #BeBest", "context": ["First Lady Melania Trump participates in NORAD Santa Tracker phone calls placed to children on Christmas Eve Tuesday , December 24 , 2019 , at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach , Fla . ( Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead ) ⁦ @USER ⁩ ", "@USER @USER \" ... calls placed to children ... \" ... calls received from children ... ? 19 days since Dec 24 . #HoHoHo"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #jews are an ideological people and their ideology is thy friend as thyself . Since division exists amongst the Jews , hatred will naturally manifest towards them", "context": ["New Ami on the Loose video ! What's motivating the recent anti-Semitic attacks in New York ? We found out . Watch and share . @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER These are unfortunate symptoms manifested from an age old hatred . #jew #hatred is unlike any other #discrimination as there are so many contradictory \" reasons \" The root cause is much simpler : Jews need to positively unite in and be a light into the nations"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I smile automatically whenI see him smile . I am basically Pavlov ’ s Dog 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ ", "context": ["Visual representation of Hobi reminding me that I don ’ t make the rules of the bias system , HE DOES ! 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ 💜 @USER ", "@USER @USER He really does come for us on the daily . 🥴"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm feeling really #worthless #useless and #alone .. and I'm always trying to b the light in someone's life and spread positivity to them bt its hard for me today .. its hard to always be happy when you are . Someone send me some today thnx .. I Love u all !", "context": ["I'm so tired of feeling this way ! I have #NoFriends .. No one knows I exist .. I'm #Depressed bc I'm reduced to being in bed all day thnx to all my #ChronicIllnesses .. I keep being told I'm gunna if I dnt get proper care bt the drs arent helping me .. I cnt work 1/2", "I cnt work bt was told tht if I get denied again for ssi ( its bn 5x already ) I will have to look for work .. I cant afford bills , medical , bills , getting my service dobie , groceries , things like replacing my fitbit to keep track of my heart or things for my two kids .. ² / 2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Including give it a BIG CHUNK of that pile to HIM . #campaign", "context": ["Our fellow Americans in Puerto Rico can use our support after this week ’ s earthquakes . They ’ ve shown their enduring spirit over the past couple years , and it ’ s up to us to pull together for one another once again . I hope you ’ ll support their recovery : ", "@USER Maybe if the corrupt Puerto Rican government would use the aide money for what it was intended , their infrastructure would have been in much better shape ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Spoken like a privileged white man . You don't have to like it , but your fellow citizens will gain #equality , #bodilyautonomy , to . And all your insults and whining will not change that . Meanwhile , your ignorance is preserved here for posterity . ", "context": ["Resistance types telling me they're just like the Iranians who are protesting ... let me break this down . Iranians are protesting for their freedom . They could get killed for it . You are protesting for free stuff . You just get mocked for it . Take a seat . #IranProtests2020", "@USER @USER Those that believe they are some kind of “ resistance ” have the mentality of 8 year olds . The only things they are actually “ resisting ” are adult behavior and common sense . They think resisting is “ cool ” while it is actually a mark of stupidity . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER God blesses repentance.and those who make him Lord of their life , as President Trump has done . He isnt perfect , but neither is any Christian , but he is forgiven.Iinteresting to me how Christians on this post speak with such hate . We should rejoice in his salvation .", "context": ["“ @USER ” — a group of Never Trump losers ( in every sense of the word ) , has released a video mocking President @USER and faith leaders like myself who support him . I ’ ll discuss on “ @USER Tonight “ at 7 & 10pm ET on . Tune in !", "@USER @USER @USER They will reap what they sow.If God be for us , who can be against us.This group reminds me of giant Goliath taunting Israel , until he met David . It only took one young man full of faith to forever change the outcome in favor of Gods people . God bless President Trump / Faith Leaders ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER this so called “ Britney song ” is a complete rip off and would drag Britney ’ s fake blond clip tresses into the nearest court for plagiarism and she would win is one of those rare unique songs . the person who “ claims ” to have written it is a thief & LIAR", "context": ["Britney can make \" Beautiful \" but Christina can't make \" Toxic \" 😌", "@USER How can she make Beautiful ? All of her songs are about sex . Thats the only thing she can offer . Lmfao"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why am I not surprised that principal is dancing up a storm with the students ... Loving the energy at keep it going for 2020 .. #wellbeing #lotsofhappiness", "context": ["Remember my friend who just released her first book , The Magic Net ? This is her in all her glory with her kindergarten kids : ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ", "@USER @USER Here ’ s more hot chocoate celebration ! Love the excitement at the end 🤗 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Burn the calories then refill them with McDonald ’ s 🤣 🤣 🤣", "context": ["@USER is a good reminder that my dance partner and I go to McDonald ’ s way too often ! 😳 🙈 I guess now I have resolution for #2020 #YearInMonzo ", "@USER At least you're balancing out the Maccies with a healthy dose of exercise , Tudor 👯 ‍ ♂ ️ #YearInMonzo"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Maybe we should put you on trial little guy #bestsmile #bigboy #pissdrinker ", "context": ["Cryin ’ Chuck Schumer just said , “ The American people want a fair trial in the Senate . ” True , but why didn ’ t Nervous Nancy and Corrupt politician Adam “ Shifty ” Schiff give us a fair trial in the House . It was the most lopsided & unfair basement hearing in the history of Congress !", "@USER I say we give their abuse of Power a Fair Trial ! #Trump2020"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Religious gays educate your atheist buddies this is an emergency #DefundCBC #cdnpoli #onpoli", "context": ["What pride Parade can you attend after your country is sold to the greed of men ? #DefundCBC", "I am sure even a gay man can read the Bible because your life is in danger as well . I am sure a gay man can open Revelations with their community to understand ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You want them to go to countries which aren ’ t communist & have defeated ISIS & Al Qaeda ?", "context": ["Thousands of people gathered for more than 80 antiwar protests across the U . S . — in cities including Washington , New York , Philadelphia , Chicago , San Francisco , Albuquerque , Indianapolis , Memphis , Miami and St . Louis — on Saturday ", "@USER This confirms how many communist terrorists there are in America . They should Go live in Iran or Syria !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I second that , Patricia . * * * I actually ' teared up ' with pure joy & pride * * * with so much going on , in our amazing nation , & in the world ... our 1st lady Melania @USER continues to be a \" LIGHT OF JOY \" in America ! ! ! I am in awe of her focus & determination ! ! !", "context": ["We were honored to complete the East Room floor restoration along with the wall upholstery in the Red & Blue Rooms in 2019 . The work continues in 2020 to display the People ’ s House as a reflection of the excellence of the nation ’ s craftsmen and a source of pride for its citizens . ", "@USER Thank you , Mrs . Melania Trump for all your hard work . I am so thankful that you are our First Lady . ❤ ️ 🌹 🇺 🇸 🦅"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That last sentence is truly . Many Healthcare and social workers must do that everyday ... oh what a lovely nightcap #ThursdayThoughts", "context": ["So I ’ ve been a consultant physician in the NHS for over TEN years now . Here are Ten Things I ’ ve found out . 1 . Relationships are more important than pathways 2 . All behaviour is communication 3 . A good secretary is ( almost ) as crucial as a good spouse 4 . Try to make home simple", "@USER This has put me in mind of something I read . It ’ s true . It is often the therapeutic relationships that make the biggest difference , no matter how short , or long they are . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER aww cool 🥺 a lot of loves have been tweeting at me & they all seem really sweet so i think i ’ ll stan & become .. 😎 💗", "context": ["also omg i want 2 become a part of the LOVE fandom ? ? ? like ? ? ? LOVE ? ? ? that ’ s such a cute name . r we Kidding", "@USER Omg yass please do ! I ’ m still a bit of a new love but it ’ s literally one of the best decision I ’ ve ever made ! The loves I ’ ve met are so friendly and welcoming !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Your bag is chasing YOU ! It loves you , works for u & wants all good things for u ! 🙌 🏾 It is done ! 👍 🏾 ❤ ️ #blessed #gratitude #Happiness", "context": ["As an entrepreneur you cannot live in fear , doubt , or anxiety . It literally repels your abundance . Every time I found myself getting anxious , doubt creeping in over finances & etc I had to remind myself that I am the source of my abundance ! ! I create money . Opportunities flow to me", "@USER LuLu from HouseOfOshun told me in the Scorpio astrology reading that I needed to get better with my affirmations . Thank you for this reminder ! ! I gotta stop stopping my own bag ... let me go do my affirmations ✨"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you for keeping me in your prayers . #God bless you and may the light of #God's heart continue to guide us ALL forever going forward ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER Keeping you in Prayer 🙏 I've Experienced The Opression that comes with Depression . God's Amazing Love saw me thru my Breakyhrough 💞 Keep your eyes on Him & Be About The His Business & He WILL take care of yours . Trust Him w / ALL your Heart , for we serve a Good , Good , Father . 💗 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I never said all my ideas were ideas", "context": ["good afternoon my boss bought me starbucks and I went and picked up the mobile order and dropped hers in the mall parking lot ", "@USER Squeegee it back into the cup , she'll never know"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "… Truly got me fired up now ! More than ever . This campaign is perhaps the most important of our lifetimes , and I'm not taking this opportunity for granted ! Sorry for the long-winded Thread , but I've got #HighHopes to #WinTheEra ! #RulesOfTheRoad 🤗 💕 🌟", "context": ["My #Buttibeanie just arrived in the mail ... Thank you , again , @USER , for all that you're doing for this campaign ! Little by little , step by step , we're going to bring #Democracy back to America and beyond ! This one's for me and the other two I've gotten are going to ...", "… New homes , so that I can spread the wealth of #PeteSwag I've had the fortune to procure ! Just trying to #BeLikePete by ensuring other supporters have the opportunity to rock some of your creations ! We're all in this together , and it's sense of #Belonging that's really , ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You do know that once I ’ ve started this story , I really won ’ t stop ! ! So proud of my 1st SLT job 18 August 1986 , Central Notts Health Authority , mixed children + adults post ... from the very start , I worked with amazing talented people #my1stSLTday 😁", "context": ["Happy 2020 to all SLTs and colleagues - my first January in post , my first tweet of the year , & my first run of the year ! Exciting times #RCSLT75 #RCSLTFirsts #AHPsintoaction ", "@USER @USER @USER Jan - Do you remember your first day as a speech and language therapist ? What was it like ? Where did you work ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Verified but 69M less followers than our boy Trump", "context": ["Yalls leader ain ’ t even verified on twitter 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER Actually , that ’ s not the “ leader ” of Iran .. this is guy is . The more you know 🙂 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER A man with taste ... we love to see it ! ! ", "context": ["NFL Players talking about Beyoncé and their favorite Beyoncé song ", "@USER Have you heard her Afro beat album the gift it ’ s full of Jams especially water already my power don ’ t jealous me and Mood 4 Eva "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "“ As human beings , we were meant to interact with one another ... It ’ s how we share and #successes in our lives . \" ' #B2B #Retailer", "context": ["👇 👇 The @USER key take-away's for #Retailers 👇 👇 from the @USER article \" Starbucks innovation continues — one cup at a time \" By @USER Read the entire article here : #B2B #Retailer", "@USER CEO @USER at the #NRF2020 Big Show ' ... spoke of the use of technology to free up more time for partners to be able to spend with customers . ' @USER #B2B #retailers "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER My pleasure ! For what it's worth , that's one thing in which you have and will certainly succeed - making people smile ! 🤘 🤟", "context": ["Self-esteem very low and self-doubt extremely high lately . It ’ s torture . Everything I do I feel I ’ m failing at , or it isn ’ t good enough . Just the state of things as of late .", "@USER We don't know each other outside of whatever we see in the way of Twitter posts . But it's amazing people like you who raise MY self-esteem & make me feel special , like I matter . The best decision I made in a long time was joining Twitter . It brought me a lot of good which you are"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #Weak and all #Hearsay Get it , got it , Next up , #USMCA Have a nice day 😏 🇺 🇸 🇺 🇸", "context": ["Even today , the Speaker and her allies keep contradicting themselves . They say their case is already “ overwhelming , ” “ beyond any reasonable doubt . ” But they also keep asking the Senate to re-do their homework and add to the investigation that House Democrats rushed to close .", "These two things cannot both be true . Is House Democrats ’ case so “ overwhelming ” that it was enough to impeach a president ? Or is their case so weak and incomplete that they need the Senate to redo it ? They can ’ t even stick to one story ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My sincere thanks to your @USER company for your detailed and most appropriate immediate reply .", "context": ["@USER @USER Publishers : Uploaded online manuscript on 10/11 Jan 2020 successfully . Pl send email reply .", "@USER @USER Hello ! As it states on our website : Response times can vary and can take up to 6 weeks , so please remain patient during the review process . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I gotta be honest . I won't even do them then 😂 But I'll be not doing them with a lot more joy than I have while not doing them now when @USER is President ! #TeamPete", "context": ["Damn , dude . I'm starting to feel bad that I can't even get the laundry put away 😂 #PeteButtigieg #PeteforAmerica #TeamPete ", "@USER We can do chores after we restore our democracy ! <3"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeaah class what a contrast to other members LOL #meganandharry ", "context": ["Thank you everyone for all your lovely messages on The Duchess of Cambridge ’ s birthday ! Photo 📷 by @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Stunning and oozing class what a contrast to other members of the royal family happy birthday Ma ’ am a credit to our great United Kingdom . 🇬 🇧"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes , - 23c windchill but we are dressed warm . And they are taking great care of me . 😁 #Kespukwitk #ontheland #hiking", "context": ["Doing fieldwork today with @USER at the pending protected area for Katowe'katik . Gonna be wicked . #Kespukwitk", "@USER @USER If I were close I ’ d be tagging along , stay warm 👍 🏽 👍 🏽"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Gave them too much info ... :D #Microsoft is making such strides in the new browser and in general e . g . , #OneDrive #PersonalVault ❣ ️", "context": ["Okay ! In 10 minutes , lines will open if you'd like to participate in our latest UR session & share thoughts with the engineering team Topic is saving credit card info in Microsoft Edge ( having tried it not a requirement ): Lines will be open for 2 hrs 😊 ", "@USER I'm so glad ! The team messaged me and said it was great talking to you 💙"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you sooooo much ! ! How did you do that ! ? ! ? !", "context": ["Cenk Uygur on CA - 25 Opponent Christy Smith . Why is she not debating ? Why did she give $ 9,400 to someone who was a Republican in 2019 to take her current seat ? ! via @USER", "@USER @USER Can someone tech savvy please cut this clip up for Twitter so I can share the part of the dude who ’ s running who talks about her telling him she ’ s offended by his anti-corruption message ? I don ’ t know how to share videos directly embedded in twitter without the link 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "cross-culturally because he knows & understands this . ( He told us before Kim is mercurial . ) To stay calm despite threats & respond by saying he'd like a vase is perfect . Not a response of giving in or of resignation . A response w / a little humor . Our #POTUS is ", "context": ["# Q #QAnon : Another thing about the VASE . #XiJinping welcomed w / a lavish \" banquet \" & red carpet welcome ... broadcasted . This is all show & more about \" face . \" It's a message on how things look ( for Kim ) . Like a woman who sends a message to the guy she really likes by ", "giving attention to the one she doesn't . To send a message like , ' hey I'm being courted by other suitors - look at all this attention I'm being given & #gifted . ' In order to get a reaction . Kim is his father's son & his ego needs to be stroked like this , publicly . #Trump is a "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Oh yesss WE do ! ! of our hardworking duly elected @USER who will win AGAIN ! ! !", "context": ["General Qassem Soleimani has killed or badly wounded thousands of Americans over an extended period of time , and was plotting to kill many more ... but got caught ! He was directly and indirectly responsible for the death of millions of people , including the recent large number ...", "@USER You're losing the impeachment war , so you've decided to unilaterally start an unnecessary war with Iran without Congressional approval . We DO NOT support this illegal war ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And still cant #beaman and talk and #respect me #pretend you did or about the person you with your", "context": ["When you come across #user #sociopaths #narcissists that only hurt innocent people to make themselves feel better what is wrong with people then cant or wont even talk to the person they literally this person will never be the same ", "will be single the rest of his life because of a #pathetic person #selfish cant even #respect the person they made believe loved them your actions have own them", "And the #loser who is causing this damage cant get off #pornhub #grindr were he be ran on him you will get what you deserve one day", "This kind of #treatment of another human being is what causes #sucide #lowselfesteem and they and onto their next people its time to"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Seriously ? Thats ur question ? Just watch what videos & pics from it & tell me #Obama is working on ", "context": ["' Donald Trump is already helping the working class ' ", "@USER Thank you for already making @USER stay Please help #FlintWaterCrisis & #DakotaAccessPipeline since #Obama is", "@USER @USER @USER - you do know that he has interests in the oil company that the pipeline is for , right ?", "@USER - you know that shows unproven not false , right ? We don't really know the truth as we've never seen his taxes . Nice try though !", "@USER exactly & u made it out to b fact #proven #fakenews 🙄 🙄 🙄 comeon .. Have u seen #Obama ' s donor list ties to 🙈", "@USER - and yet you're asking for Trump's help with the pipeline ? Shouldn't you be sure of the possible conflicts of interest ?", "@USER i am asking him because he doesn't have a conflict and clearly the current president does because he hasn't done anything 🙄 🙈", "@USER - that's simply not true.They ' re still looking at different routes.Production is halted . Just because he doesn't brag like Trump ...", "@USER wait a min ... u think #Obama has helped stop #DakotaAccessPipeline ? ? ? 🙊", "@USER - no , I think he's still working on it . Do you have proof differently ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER looking forward to em both enjoy toneet , see ya Fri", "context": ["His name is @USER and he is destined for the very top . Wicked lad n all ", "@USER @USER @USER absolutely cannot wait to see Tom Grennan ! Sounds amazing ! He is supporting , isn't he ?", "@USER @USER @USER yes him and are both absolutely amazing . Best supports ever"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Granted , YHVH does abhor dead and resurrected Gods and hates Jews who would worship ", "context": ["@USER The first commandment warns to not to create false gods in your head , which is very common .", "@USER In the Bible a capitol G in God is the true God . A small g in god is an idol to be turned away from . gods = false idols .", "@USER It says gods . It does not say false gods .", "@USER A small \" g \" in the Bible means false gods . A capitol \" G \" in the Bible means the true God .", "@USER Can you point me to where it says a small g means false gods ?", "@USER If you don't understand a very basic point of the Bible you should obviously refrain from any further comment on it .", "@USER We relate to the same text . You make up something that's not there . I don't .", "@USER You can deny truth all you want . You have been doing that for years . Now it is clearly exposed .", "@USER Shall we ask an expert ? I'm sure @USER can elaborate on the first commandment .", "@USER There have been thousands of years worth of experts that understand this simple truth . @USER", "@USER @USER And how did they conclude the bible says something else than what it says ?", "@USER @USER We now know that many of the Canaanite Gods are also in the OT and that those myths are the foundation of OT", "@USER @USER False gods abound in the old testament and were condemned by God every time .", "@USER @USER Again , they were never called false . And YHVH was an Eloha of the Elohim Read Job a … ", "@USER @USER Again , you are literally creating a god in your imagination and then fighting against him .", "@USER @USER Please note , I * LOVE * the OT and continue to study it In it's original tongue And I lecture here on it .", "@USER @USER If you don't understand that the gods ( small \" g \" ) of the OT are an abomination to God then stop lecturing .", "@USER @USER They were only an abomination concerning the Jews YHVH had no issues with gentiles doing that", "@USER @USER God is insulted by all idol worship . These are basic truths , how can you miss this ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Continued prayers for anyone dealing with hardship in their life 💜 Follow @USER — — — #sober #recovery #soberlife", "context": ["Just as addiction has no discrimination ... relapses can also happen to anyone and at anytime . The reason I started Mindful Moms Recovery Group is so moms in recovery have a place to talk about what works and what doesn ’ t 🧐 This group is all about support and resources . ", "Mindfulness has been such an improvement in my life as well as my sobriety . Practicing mindfulness in sobriety is crucial because it is a great tool to reduce triggers , boredom and greatly increases appreciation for life and one ’ s surroundings .", "Mindful Moms Recovery Group meets every Wednesday at 2:30- 3:30 at 175 N . Main Street , Fall River MA at Peer 2Peer . Please share this , you never know which one of your friends may be suffering and not know where or who to reach out to 🙏 The public post is available on my FB page ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Rather than anti-black ( hell , are our thousands of ' black ' MPs , MPLs , Cllrs , members and activists really so stupid ? ) we are pro South African and no party anywhere showcases the natural diversity of our country's people than we do . Fact . We stand for all in service to all", "context": ["If this is what @USER stands for how can one vote expecting change , solution and a better South Africa for all ... Thank you Hon Zille @USER you've made me take one step further from what could be a fine party . @USER please advise I am saddened by this ", "@USER @USER @USER Lol the DA is anti black they have demonstrated this several times but my people are fooled repeatedly", "@USER @USER @USER Sadly brother I am starting to see that"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Other topics available . If interested in participating or setting up an event , please DM me or email ndgajowiak@USER.com for details . Each seminar / venue may be customized to your requirements . Thanks , all . 💜 💚", "context": ["Friends . Starting next month , throughout 2020 , I ’ ll be presenting a seven session seminar : For Parents for Kids . Local sessions will be held once-a-week . Out of state seminars will be held over a Saturday & Sunday . Each 2.5 hour session covers ... ( See comment thread )", "... integral topics that will benefit all adults who have , or work with young people of all ages . See next comment for topics :", "Topics : Recognizing the signs of at-risk behaviors ( suicide , self-harm , and other major risk factors . Parenting Styles : What every adult must know . Warning Signs : Learn the early signs of 5 common youth disorders . PLAY : Who says there ’ s an age limit ? ( More in next comment ) .", "Eliminating symptoms the natural way . Vapes , pot , and porn : The new Norm . Technology addiction : What your teen is hiding from you . Lifestyle changes that change your life , and will transform your child ... One more comment . 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" If we allow some to act as judge , jury and executioner ... \" just wtf do you think this dead iranian was doing ? 600 + American servicemembers dead because of him . Holy crap . Your logic says as an Iranian / muslim his doing it was pure but someone else not so much .", "context": ["🎥 First Minister @USER says there must be “ cool heads ” on both sides as tensions increase between the US and Iran following the death of Major General Qassem Soleimani . #HeartNews ", "@USER @USER @USER Indeed . Wise words . I'm challenged immensely by Iran . His death was however nothing short of murder and it is now the world's collective responsibility to determine if his death , his murder , is justifiable . Such a judgement will be yet another test of humanity .", "@USER @USER @USER Just like all the people those men murdered or crippled", "@USER @USER @USER One can not I feel condone the actions of such a military general however , as a society are we progressing if we allow some to act as judge , jury and executioner without collective input from others . My opinion only"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER the #RoseArmy can't wait to get back to HQ either #WearTheRose 🌹 We will be #Loud & Proud with Team Announcement !", "context": ["Eddie Jones talks about the @USER team that will line up against the @USER - ", "Eddie Jones | \" We ’ ve picked an @USER matchday 23 with a blend of experience and youth . ” #WearTheRose", "Eddie Jones | \" “ We ’ ve trained well this week and I am pleased with how the players have come together and responded . \" #WearTheRose", "Eddie Jones | \" We can ’ t wait to get back to Twickenham and make this a game to remember . \" #WearTheRose"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "- derstand . Not to be misunderstood too ; as I may not speak another #Language . Having said that I must say @USER . Do I speak english ? If so ; is English what I see . What do I have to say ; as what's happening appears as @USER to \" just \" say #SoWhat all #Prayer", "context": ["Out of my mind I must be you see @USER ; I know @USER about @USER . I do know what should be . 🌐 I say this & age ; knowing subject to change is everything . What would be #ForYou & #MeToo賞 if not for as it is . ; may'cue carelessness ... ", "see what I say @USER @USER @USER ; nothing come of it as what I say seems to be . No ; not true 🌐 . I say ; should it be . If so ; for who ? As I feel compelled to ; obviously there's no use to attempt going back on my word of what I think", "& @USER may do for reality if worth is given to @USER . Only @USER will tell ; as goes on for certain make it worth while , only in a sense . I say again \" This is only a #tweet \" for sake . a lost cause undoubtedly ... describe to me -", "Irreparable . First do #TellAmex to me what has been gained of this @USER per se ; if words do matter at all . @USER #Words do not matter in a particular case @USER has stated . In so many #tweets here I take it out of context for , which as well ..", "has been said @USER \" #Truth does not exist \" again out of context due to @USER that be @USER . Do I not #SOTUSpeak clearly enough ? May say #tootweet be what I speak . Dare I say ; I speak , [ as ] I speak ... I speak 🌐 . May not be to -"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... a life , meaning No #GITMO There will be poor souls entrapped by past forced or drugged and drunken \" indiscretions ! \" Trump's team are on the side of v #Evil I'm burning my veggie curry ... so , here endeth my epistle . #TheGreatAwakening ! !", "context": ["It struck me that Trump could be the anti-christ that Alex refers to . He prefers to live in his tower in New York . He was Jesuit educated , Mafia connected & is a Zionist . Israel produced a very strange commemorative coin to celebrate / 1", "Trump's acknowledgement of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel . It shows Trump & Cyrus one on top of the other . Cyrus rebuilt the Temple & Israel wants Trump to rebuild it for the 3rd time . I think Trump was groomed from birth to become the \" King of the World \" / 2", "who appears to bring peace but uses peace as a weapon . Zionism is Nimrodism & dates from the Roman Empire which created the Catholic Church to control christianity . It being far easier to use religion to control minds than finance a global army to physically control populations .", "To confirm the significance of Nimrod , as mentioned in the video conversation between Alex Brozikova & Caroline Stephens . ", "@USER @USER @USER I don't know if Donald Trump is the anti-Christ , but do know he is a morally bankrupt fake-blonde-beast who is attempting to reshape the US in his ugly image , and trying to do likewise to the world .", "@USER @USER @USER Never said I admired him lol ... I said we can trade with the USA ... very different 🐸 🐸", "@USER @USER @USER I believe Trump knows how monstrous the task to destroy THEM is . #TrustThePlan Who else is dealing with the horrors ... #NWO #ChildTrafficking !", "@USER @USER @USER What PLAN ? You don't know what it is , any more than anyone does ! You are believing the QAnon psy-ops without critical thinking there ! All the things you list are still happening unabated or haven't you noticed ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Harvard student called USA the most dangerous country un the worlds but no one said or hit them in college with mask on ! ! get a life and patience enough to hear peoples thinking which makes India ’ s future a bright one", "context": ["@USER @USER There is another team which is working at backend it's pakistan . Anti CAA program is anti-national protest . #IndiaSupportsCAA", "@USER @USER @USER Nothing is anti - national here ! ! ! Go and read the law which has defined what anti national means ! ! ! All idiots around with nazais minds set can only think lyk this", "@USER @USER @USER Why shouldnt this protest be called a anti-national movement when pakistani army and so called retards like you and SICKulars are singing same song ! Earlier same faces had problem of lifting article 370 then we will not stand for National anthem . ", "@USER @USER @USER If it is anti national ask dearest modiji toh put a bomb on those protesters . Retards lyk you who are born out of whatsapp university can think of doing this.BTW article 370 was imposed by sardar patel , ask your university teachers why they dint called sardar patel ANTI-national", "@USER @USER @USER Are you so dumb that you don't know Sardar Patel was home minister ! Article 370 was imposed by Nehru he made this passed under Presidential order that means he bypassing the both parliaments ! First complete your schooling and then read carefully about CAA . #IndiaSupportsCAA ", "@USER @USER @USER Patel also banned RSS iditios like you does school only on whatsapp and sangh shakha", "@USER @USER @USER Haha Madarsachap ka sach nikal gya , Abbey how many more countries do you need out of India ? ", "@USER @USER @USER If you dont believe on goveornemnt documents then i can see who is anti national", "@USER @USER @USER Regarding the anti-national definition now whoever is serving pakistani interest and promoting their agenda directly or indirectly is an anti-national element !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'll be walking in to get my product that is already ordered WHENEVER it gets here and won't be going back . #customerservice #awful", "context": ["@USER the customer service is awful . I won't be going back . Way to many bad experiences in a short amount of time .", "@USER the best ( if you want to call it that ) service is with regular employees , worst when dealing with the department managers . #awful", "@USER I'm renovating an entire house . But Lowes won't be getting my business any more ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I #pray ALL go this route including the great \" pillars \" of our community such as doctors , nurses & social workers who all too often assault , swear at , and humiliate the vulnerable . May the heart of #Christ , not the \" heart \" of the Church be UPON us ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["May today be the DAY we're all unified by the of #CHRIST #JESUS . May today be the DAY His Spirit of for ALL guides us UP , UP & away toward The Promised Land perhaps one day very soon ! Ezek . 36:26 & Col . 3:14", "@USER See Mr . Dulley , you are out here on Twitter seeking response for Books that tend to write themselves simply by continually hounding your prospects in our own defense we feel compelled to help you recover from your addiction to creating self help books . Do you simply take ? So Give", "@USER May today be the DAY we ALL give up ourselves and give ourselves to the work of Our Lord , Our #God . May He not only protect us but more importantly guide us to do only what is right from today going forward ... #Prayer", "@USER Simply practicing Faith , Hope , Love and Charity and living to choose Good is serving God . Wouldn ’ t you agree ? Be Catholic . Those are the four pillars of the Catholic Church on Earth and in Heaven Above ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER they always connect with the same email - regretting delay , promising to connect soon and asking for understanding ! #frustrated", "context": ["@USER been 3 weeks since i made a request to unlock JP account - not sure whats holding it up RefID = 009-037- 975 . Appreciate a response", "@USER Hi Amit , we're concerned to note this . Pls be assured , we've requested our team to expedite and connect with you at the earliest .", "@USER Hi Amit , our JetPrivilege team will connect with you soon ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awesome ! I can't wait to read it ! I just added your blog to my RSS feed ! #lovemyPLN #celebratekindness", "context": ["That is AWESOME ! ! ! Please share with me throughout the year ! ! ! #Kindnessmatters ", ". @USER Will do ! I added you to my Passion for Kindness list ! I blog about RAKs , too : #celebratemonday", "@USER - Awesome ! Just finished a blog post I plan to share today along these lines ! ! I'll tag you ! Glad to connect ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER there would be no Icky Woods , Super Bowl Shuffle , or Deion Sanders in today's NFL .", "context": ["Who is / was your favorite NFL broadcasting booth ? I am still partial to Don Criqui-Bob Trumpy .", "@USER I love Dierdorf in recent years . Didn't like that crew ( mostly didn't like Gifford ) as a kid .", "@USER maybe it was more me just loving MNF back then , the games were special , now it is all trash", "@USER I am officially the old man telling the kids how great it was when I was a kid", "@USER I am watching the 1991 AFC champ game now", "@USER do you remember the old HBO NFL show with Collinsworth , Dawson and Buoniconti ? The NFL was the best , great teams and QBs", "@USER I didn't have HBO as a kid . But I loved Collinsworth back then so I am sure it was good .", "@USER it was amazing , the highlight packages were top notch NFL films stuff , great analysis . Now the NFL has legislated out the fun"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Many Christians who voted for Trump did so because they did not like HRC's position on Hyde", "context": ["In Fracture , I wrote about the Democrats ' post-LBJ reflex to marginalize liberals and people of color to chase conservative white voters ...", "That reflex resulted in the nomination of a southern , Christian conservative , Jimmy Carter , and the sidelinig of the Kennedy wing in 1976 .", "... and it culminated in the rise of the DLC and Bill Clinton in the 1990s , complete with \" welfare reform , \" DOMA , DADT and the crime bill .", "It was all about reversing the flight of white working class voters , angered by busing , civil rights protests , riots and affirmative action .", "Once McGovern got wiped out , Democrats set out on a 50 year project to make the party more palatable to the Pabst Blue Ribbon voter .", "In 2008 , the Democratic coalition , grown by liberal white voters , union members and swelling masses of voters of color , won back the WH .", "If LBJ and his civil rights push represented a second Reconstruction , you could say Obama's election represented a third .", ".. complete with a dramatic repudiation of much of Clintonism , especially on gay rights . The party / culture got more diverse and more liberal .", "America's history is that each Reconstruction era incites a fierce backlash . The first was violent , the second attacked the FDR & LBJ eras .", "The third produced Trumpism : which is only partly about economics ( note that the poorest white voters chose Clinton , not Trump ) .", "Trumpism is about what every Reconstruction backlash is about : restoring cultural norms that the majority finds comforting and empowering .", "So what are Democrats preparing to do in response ? The same thing they did before : pander to conservative white voters and spurn their base .", "Why ? Because the same media elite who made emails bigger than boasting about assaulting women are \" advising \" them to ", "It would be a strange response to winning the popular vote by hundreds of thousands of votes , but if past is prologue , it's what's coming .", "We'll have this discussion on the show later . Should be interesting !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Read the news , clearly uninformed citizen , only #angry and #racebaiting to gloat the #independent you elected .", "context": ["Absolutely embarrassing response by #MaryMatalin yet congrats to @USER who respectfully stopped any #WhiteLash responses . #ThisWeek @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe the world is jus a little sick & tired for race being an excuse for the failings of the left on 11/8", "@USER @USER Race isn't an excuse , skin colour cannot be washed off . The left failed miserably , yes , yet results not a #mandate .", "@USER @USER For the left , it is an excuse , u want blacks & Hispanics poor so they keep voting Dem - You're showing true colors", "@USER @USER U cannot sit back & gloat while violence against minorities is increasing in every major city due to your rhetoric .", "@USER @USER The only ones doing violence right now is your side ... u claim to have lived in CHI ? Did u choke on that tweet ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I feel sorry for them to be honest.They are so fragile & live in a bubble & can't accept other peoples views or ideas .", "context": ["while rejecting Trump but being critical of Clinton , it was still amazing to see the amount of long term followers lost due to that fact ..", "@USER well that proves they weren't true friends.People shouldn't judge you on the basis of your political views . I'm anti Clinton .", "@USER people are just very reactionary an live in little bubble realities I think ... it's very sad", "@USER Agree totally . You would think that friendship far out ways people's political views.But some people are just nasty .", "@USER people IRL who can't rationally handle divergent views are typically called sociopaths ... its so extreme"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t disregard the power of cartoons-they are full of racist innuendos . His argument actually sounds , like one of their mantras ! = #WhitePrivilege", "context": ["Got money for war but can ’ t feed the poor . 2 trillion . I ’ m glad he said that out loud . That could ’ ve paid for college for all , or healthcare for all . ", "@USER \" Got money for war but can ’ t feed the poor . \" ~ Tupac", "@USER @USER @USER And i guess also didnt know how an economy works 😂", "@USER @USER @USER How ? All he was saying is that America can always find money for warfare , but not for helping the destitute", "@USER @USER @USER You ever hear the phrase “ if everyone is super , no one will be ? ” Same exact concept . If everyone has a college edu whats going to be special about it ? If min wage goes up what about other jobs that now have to compensate higher paying jobs , it ’ ll increasing cost of living", "@USER @USER @USER My mans quoted a cartoon to prove a point in the real world and I ’ m crying lmaooo"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes sir iam b if you give me 1 million yen", "context": ["#Who_am_I Born in Japan . After high school , I made my rock band debut . I then founded a fashion EC ‘ ZOZOTOWN ’ . TSE-listed and gained a market worth of US $ 15 billion . In Sept . 2019 , I sold it to Softbank Group and stepped down as CEO . My net worth is now US $ 2 billion ( Forbes ) . ", "I have a passion for collecting contemporary art , Japanese antiques , supercars , wine etc . Some people know me for purchasing J.M.Basquiat ’ s $ 110 million painting . I will be the first civilian to fly around the moon on @USER ' s Starship rocket , scheduled to launch in 2023 . ", "In 2019 , I did a 100 million yen giveaway on Twitter ( 1M yen to 100 winners ) . I hold the record for the most retweeted tweet . In 2020 , I did a giveaway of up to 1 billion yen . This social experiment will study the effects of UBI . Will you be happier if you were given 1M yen ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm quite impressed with your mastery of the GIF . What do you do for an encore , ?", "context": ["Today , House Dems are finally handing the reins of their partisan show trial over to the Senate . For months , the American people have been lectured on the critical urgency of impeaching Trump . For weeks , Pelosi dragged her feet , refusing to send the Articles over to the Senate .", "The reason is that the Articles fail to meet the constitutional standard for impeachment . They do not allege a single crime was committed – not even a speeding ticket .", "@USER Yeah that's why #Trump was caught with Bribery and making up an executive Privillege . #TedCruz deals in #CORRUPTION", "@USER @USER Said tge #Idiot with a hidden identity . Get to the back of the bus .", "@USER @USER AGAIN - you prove me right #Doofus . #Trump has no witnesses or evidence to exonerate himself . You are Not Smart "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I wonder what it's to work & enjoy doing so ? I doubt there's any fun in . What purpose does #Serve ? #AmEx may be the gift ze have been waiting for . It's not even funny ze & ze know should be worth . As credit's due ", "context": ["@USER @USER . At all @USER I'm not on I'll want to be . In a sense #ForYou to know what I have to say as soon as I can #tweet ... For the most part as unprepared as predictable can get . I you ", "@USER @USER @USER We ’ re not here right now but we ’ ll reply when we ’ re back in the morning . If you need immediate assistance go to for helpful resources or chat with us by logging in at and clicking the Chat button .", "@USER @USER @USER My very own personalized #tweet ; would you look at that . what a job that need be done . This & age is hard thinking about jobs . What a better job could be when it comes to #Balance we all need . #tweets . How could we not ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Calling urself proud pakistani is good please specify of what ? #illiteratelobby #backwardness #poverty I can goon but I think this danda has gone deep enough if u cant sleep go watch @USER", "context": ["When Modi came to power in 2014 , Hindutva thugs began lynching Muslims . When the government passed the anti-Muslim citizenship law in 2019 , the country's police began lynching Muslims .", "@USER @USER 1.3 billion population and all you find is sharing things about misguided people wowwwwwww I wish you would have the courage to show the truth , but then you may lose a few of the 192k followers that you have", "@USER @USER answer this first , #moblyncing increased in India since modi came ?", "@USER @USER I did in so many tweets if you do not want to read how can help . I will not respond to fake and instigating tweets . God Bless May Allah give you taufeek", "@USER @USER Really what an authentic video ? And I am sure you have names of these people and their religious ethnicity also . Go back to sleep or keep spreading such hatred it will surely help your cause", "@USER @USER Why the heck you were tweeting there ? Abb bari takleef ho rahi hai , panga karo gey toh dandaa milega . Chalo soo jao abb "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No worries ! I can just imagine the look of on his face … Who knew such an * AMAZING * kid could make that much of an impact ? ! 🥰 💕 🌟", "context": ["Q4 is officially over and so is Adi ’ s contest ! A big THANK YOU to everyone who donated ! Adi was able to raise $ 240 ! ! 🎉 🎉 🎉 CONGRATULATIONS to our winners ! Rainbow painting : @USER Yellow / Blue painting : @USER Blue / Pink / White : @USER HAPPY NEW YEAR ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Congratulations to the winners … Bummed I didn't win , but happy I was able to help out Adi in his noble quest ! #RulesOfTheRoad #Teamwork 🥰 💕 🌟", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much for helping Adi get to $ 240 ! I think he is genuinely surprised ( and thrilled ) by the amount !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER same is happening in Syria , Russia & all over the world against People who made USA as example of humanity", "context": ["As ☪ ♀ POC , I am as excited now as I was yest to live in America . To @USER pals 🎉 . To @USER pals … ", "@USER this Moral relativism hurts Muslim reform . Don't give haters another reason 2call u a fem . Uncle Tom . Don't embolden trump", "I dont understand what is \" moral relativism . \" I sincerely reject the #ChickenLittle fear-mongering used to try to defeat Trump . @USER", "@USER @USER Asra , what do you expect Trump to accomplish in the next 4 years ?", "I know he will address directly , not dance around , an issue of impt to me : the reality of an ideology of islamic extremism . @USER", "@USER I hate the regressive left but you are sounding more and more like a trump apologist which is equally as bad", "I am not an \" apologist \" I own his faults & acknowledge his positive policy positions . You may think nuance is \" bad . \" I dont @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , well Labour voters since December ... prior to that the majority of Labour constituencies voted to Leave - but now they ’ re no longer Labour seats are they ?", "context": ["The huge majority of the membership : 1 . Are Remainers . 2 . Know that Brexit is a disaster , which is why they opposed it . 3 . Do not view politics in any kind of sectarian way , and just want a Labour government . Desperately . Who is ' we ' , Rachael ? You ? ", "@USER What's your point with 1 ) ? I don't understand it . You think the next leader should actively still want to remain ?", "@USER Nope . Absolutely not . My point with 1 ) is that when people attack the Remain lobby , or whatever they want to call it , they're attacking the vast majority of Labour members and Labour voters ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER NEW REALITY : We live in 2021 until we find a good enough day . But after 365 failures , we'll just say F-it and start 2022 . #NewCalendarSystem #EveryYearEndsWithSomethingAwesome", "context": ["Woke up this morning thinking about flip sequins ... Coded this real quick and now I'm thinking about making an ASMR app 🤔 #ios #design #madewithunity ", "@USER No question this is the best thing out of the year 2020 so far .", "@USER Haha . Let ’ s end the year now while we ’ re ahead . 2021 let ’ s go !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER “ I cannot do all the good that the world needs . But the world needs all the good that I can do . ” You said it right Sunita , #kindness & love is never wasted & everything that we do with will #MakeADifference - so spread the love ! U always bring a smile with ur positivity :)", "context": ["Practice kindness . Be empathetic . Build bridges . #MustRead my article #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER So true . We are beings of Love . vibrate in the frequencies of love . #Compassion ", "@USER @USER @USER True .. We are all being of \" Love those who love you . Love those who love you not . Love those who hate you . Love those who hate you not . Love them until they love you back , and when they love you back , LOVE THEM MORE ! \" Heard the sometime back & loved it ! #WednesdayThoughts ", "@USER Yes #SpreadLove ... Love and #Kindness are Never Wasted ... #BeKind Sprinkle a little Wherever you go ... 💜 ❤ Thanks Kriti ... God bless you 🙏 🌷 😊 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Billy Graham ’ s granddaughter said it best : God judges our entire existence based on how we love Him and how we love other people . And to me that means deeds . Not words . Not believing in silly apparitions or Old Testament tribal mumbo jumbo . #science #tolerance #peace", "context": ["Why would God make women so damn attractive if he didn ’ t want me to be a lesbian ? ", "@USER Why would God say in the bible ( Old and New Testament ) homosexuality is a sin if it wasn't ?", "@USER @USER Why would the Bible say a man can murder his daughter if she sleeps with somebody or is pregnant out of wedlock , if he can ’ t ? Modern day rules preventing fathers from killing their daughters are sinful .", "@USER @USER If you really want to learn about God , start with researching the resurrection of Christ . If Christ rose from the dead , then no better reason to believe or to worship . If he didn't then Chris is a fraud ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER A \" peak \" into the life of a man , his daughter and her mother . The usual suspects : #life , , #loss & celestial wonders .", "context": ["@USER did you turn to a werewolf at long last ?", "@USER I am rather unkempt hair-wise at the moment , but that is purely coincidental . Ah-oooowww . #supermoon2016 #supermoon", "@USER uhhh huh . I'm keeping my eye on you ! What is your story about ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER why do I only have 3 bars ? Do I need to switch to @USER ? ? #pissed #angry #spies", "context": ["@USER why can't you guys be just like all other carriers and overnight new phones ? 3 day saver ? ? For real ? ?", "@USER We're working hard to get your phone to you ! Hang in there and you'll be rocking your new phone soon ! * MelJ", "@USER if I was still with @USER I would've my phone next day not 3 days later time to learn", "@USER Thanks for the feedback ! We will definitely get you your phone as fast as we can ! * JPL"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER conversations expressing differing points of view are not attacks . Hope you have a great day ! #withrespect", "context": ["I look at these protests in the streets , and wonder where people's brains are .", "@USER maybe in fear of your candidate carrying out his threats against them . Let's try our compassionate pants on . #withrespect", "@USER not even my candidate , just don't like people who disturb the peace . Don't assume things you don't know .", "@USER I totally agree with you that the very few who crossed the line , crossed the line . Right 2 protest is inalienable , though .", "@USER Now #withrespect , put your compassion pants on before you attack people for things thar are not even related to their post ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think many would agree he's an independent that leans #Left I've followed him for a long time and have yet to hear a positive word about the He mutes those that don't agree with him ..", "context": ["Some fundamental questions that determine outlook on life and hope : 1 . Do you think most people are basically good ? 2 . Do you think love conquers hate in the long run . 3 . Do you believe we can change the world by small acts of kindness and compassion ? My answer to all 3 is yes .", "@USER Yes to all 3 . 🙂 I still believe most people are basically good & loves conquers all . And any act of kindness & compassion can make a difference . Yet some days are a bit harder to keep positive when I hear that 45 ' s base is chanting Lock Her Up & defending his Detention Campus . 😔", "@USER @USER Like Susan Collins , you are \" extremely concerned \" , I bet . But at the end of the day , you ; ll fall in line with the Republican line , imo .", "@USER @USER I'm not a Republican so I'm not going to fall in line with them .", "@USER @USER But Matt is , and in fact helped to elect Bush / Cheney , and probably voted for McCain / Palin , imo . And now he's acting all like \" I had nothing to do with this \" , imo .", "@USER @USER I don't mean to be rude but I honestly don't really care if Matt's a Republican . I've friends who are Republican . What matters to me is how a person treats another person & who they're willing to stand up for . From reading Matt's tweets , I know he's a good , decent & kind person .", "@USER @USER First of all i am not a republican . Been an independent for more than 12 years . Broke publicly with bush in 2007 . And voted for Obama in 2008 and he and i became friends .", "@USER @USER Well , I am surprised about the Obama vote . I was wrong about that ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes because then i can make a school which will teach happiness . for all #Peace for all #Happiness for all !", "context": ["#Who_am_I Born in Japan . After high school , I made my rock band debut . I then founded a fashion EC ‘ ZOZOTOWN ’ . TSE-listed and gained a market worth of US $ 15 billion . In Sept . 2019 , I sold it to Softbank Group and stepped down as CEO . My net worth is now US $ 2 billion ( Forbes ) . ", "I have a passion for collecting contemporary art , Japanese antiques , supercars , wine etc . Some people know me for purchasing J.M.Basquiat ’ s $ 110 million painting . I will be the first civilian to fly around the moon on @USER ' s Starship rocket , scheduled to launch in 2023 . ", "In 2019 , I did a 100 million yen giveaway on Twitter ( 1M yen to 100 winners ) . I hold the record for the most retweeted tweet . In 2020 , I did a giveaway of up to 1 billion yen . This social experiment will study the effects of UBI . Will you be happier if you were given 1M yen ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER One #grateful , open #heart has the ability to infect the #world with ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Teach only , For that is what You are . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER #Gratitude in advance is the most powerful creative force in the #universe #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER Today is only as as you allow it to be #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER Let us all meet each other with a #smile , for the smile is the beginning of #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER ’ s greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred #Rumi #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER It is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Supporting another ’ s success won ’ t ever dampen yours #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Today will never come again . Be a #blessing . Be a #friend . Encourage someone . Take time to care . Let your words heal , and not wound . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t let someone who gave up on their dreams talk you out of yours #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER I have found that if you life , life will love you back #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ( I didn ’ t actually watch the trailer yet oops - too #stressed - but yesss seems so ! :)", "context": ["On the plus side just discovered this fave is starring in a movie literally called “ Trash Fire ” so that ’ s excellent ", "@USER THEY CALLED A STRAIGHT UP THRILLER TRASH FIRE I'M LAUGHING", "@USER ( ALSO IS THAT MY BABY RAY SANTIAGO ? GIRL . )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Okay . I understand , but I can't afford one for myself yet . This one I'll give to someone ... #solstice #LighttheWorld ...", "context": ["@USER This is awesome ! I need one of these ...", "@USER Great price ! ! ! Please save me one for Solstice ...", "@USER okay sure . You'll need to order around the end of this month to wear it for solstice . 👌 🏻"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This can not be true . to make poverty history . It is a scam . Rationally ; a scam has been most [ s ] & , entities that say what they would to do in advertising what little is being done as the most . 🌐 🌐 #StopHelp ", "context": ["I Doubt a person can change their name to : Your name here : ___ . Not legally @USER @USER @USER . Yet a person can take advantage of the name one had been given to live with . Illegal ; but possible . Of all that is possible ; why is it ?", "... not well intended . Of course not . Look at what it is . Though ; if enough @USER decide #Execute #GrayTruth @USER 🌐 @USER 🌐 . Have a look in the minds eye ; what could be the most generous proposal for all ; #SharedUssues be resolved ", "#SharedIssues this @USER & age ; why would that be any of @USER . @USER ; no one really has a problem with them . It may very well have a problem with itself . they may not be THE ... may need one to exist . Don't we all need to bank ? ", "#Consolidate is a big word . Debt is too possible ; what better pay could a person have than debt relief ; promise to accrue no more debt . Let US be our own singular entity ; let us be the bank . The bank does not want property @USER . The bank wants @USER be the profit . ", "@USER we do not care . I say we ; may be I speak for only me myself & I ♊ . We have one #SharedIssue @USER @USER ; it's how well one is paid compared to another for sake . May THE way to resolve #SharedIssues just so - there can be only "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER their districts dictate the state vote , not the pop vote . \" Thems the rules \" is what @USER shouted ", "context": ["Presidential electors planning to undermine Electoral College with historic defection : report … ", "@USER I hope you all are prepared for Oathkeepers and 3 % ers express open outrage . #DidntVoteforEitherofThem #Thatsnothowanyofthisworks", "@USER @USER It is how it works . The electoral college is bound by state law . Not all states require electoral votes to match pop ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER thanks to all - off for a massage my daughters got ending ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER a great big Happy Birthday to Griff-the most solid bro you can get", "@USER @USER @USER Happy bday Griff .. i'm sure there'll be a few frothies flowing", "@USER @USER @USER he will lash out tonight and go the West Coast Coolers #topshelf", "@USER @USER @USER enjoy your night Griff 🏏 do you need 2 raise bat for a solid 50 ?", "@USER @USER @USER Sparty I hear DFO Oroton have 60 % of bags 💼 for a gift 🎁 for Griff", "@USER @USER @USER concerns me on 2 fronts - you know what oroton is & you shop at dfo", "@USER @USER @USER it's already come PV but I shan't be carrying a man bag", "@USER @USER @USER you could carry you tools in an oroton tool bag 💼 ?", "@USER @USER @USER yes and I could also where my tool bag to work with no pants", "@USER @USER @USER I might add neither of which will happen in case you are in doubt", "@USER @USER @USER And no pants in that chair could get uncomfortable after a while"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lmao , is that what you've been praising for . That song charted at 15 , as same as Mariah's which never really gotten any promo due to Mariah's accident . Plus , this is only KP's second decade in the industry ( quite dreadful if you ask me ) ( 1/2 )", "context": ["A participant reveals Katy Perry's label held focus groups of ages 21-35 in attempt to figure out why she's “ no longer one of the most notable female pop artists . ” The label asked the groups for advice on what to do with her image and marketing to make them care about her again . ", "@USER @USER They ’ re just preparing for KP5 . And obviously she ’ s not the top female pop star anymore ... she ’ s been around for 12 years . No one stays at the top for that long .", "@USER @USER @USER Ummmm Mariah Carey just scored a #No . 1 song 25 + years into her career ... but she ’ s only good for a throwback right ? 🤣 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Obviously a song that made 90million + alone , is successful every year for 25 years in a row and reaches #No . 1 is not a Throwback but a CLASSIC . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ 👑", "@USER @USER @USER Girl it's successful because it's a Xmas song and the only song people can name from her . That's a throwback", "@USER @USER @USER I don't think you know what a throwback is . A song that comes every year to top the BB100 is a CLASSIC . Katy is a throwback - one that is casually remembered from time to time . Her former glory . But now is nothing but a memory .", "@USER @USER @USER There are many things wrong with this statement lmfao . AIWFC defines throwback and this year was the first time it “ topped ” the chart . Second , Katy isn ’ t a throwback . Sure , some of her biggest hits are , but she ’ s already proved with NRO that she is capable of new success .", "@USER @USER @USER 1 . It's not a statement 2 . A year before this she chartted at 3 and before it at 10 - WITHOUT ANY PROMO - That song had been climbing the charts since 2012 . A song that successful without any actions from the artist is a CLASSIC 3 . Katy has not yet proven \" new success \" She a #tb", "@USER @USER @USER 4 . Her christmas song which was released this year didn't even made any noise . It felt like a paraphrased AIWFCIY song but less festive . Furthermore , I think you should stop dissing AIWFCIY . It's what your fave wants for themselves . Thank you", "@USER @USER @USER Katy ’ s Christmas song was released LAST YEAR and charted at #50 despite being an AMAZON EXCLUSIVE . And again , NRO outcharted any Mariah song in the past decade . None of her new songs could dream of being hits . I didn ’ t diss AIWFC — I called it what it is : a throwback . Pressed .", "@USER @USER @USER Lmao last year , and still didn't even made any noise . Recycled lyrics . And you keep repeating NRO but I never heard that \" thing \" don't know if it's an album or a song . And tbh , Mariah releases albums no longer to chart but for her fans . She's not even promoting that hard . ( 1/2 )", "@USER @USER @USER NRO was Katy Perry ’ s 2019 single — Never Really Over . It was a top 15 Billboard hit with no promotion and no live performances . It ’ s actually one of her best and I recommend listening to it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You Rock Guys , I was able to successfully do my KYC and complete my order on TataCliq all due to your immediate help otherwise i would have moved on . Thank you very Much . #Appreciate #service", "context": ["@USER I am not receiving the OTP on my mobile number for the kyc , tried it multiple times still no message ? Is your notification service working fine online ? #KYC #ecommerce", "@USER Please share your registered email ID via DM for us to assist you . ^ BR ", "@USER @USER Shared the Email id and mobile number . This is still not working urgent help is appreciated here . #ecommerce #problems"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Morning Kenny and other #earlyrisersclub members . Great reminder to prioritise providing #help and demonstrate in all we do ! Hope you have a wonderful Thursday ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Welcome to marvellous Monday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Today will be amazing ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to terrific Tuesday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers When you have more than you need , build a longer table not a higher wall . Have a fabulous festive holiday . ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to the fabulousness of Christmas Day #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers May today and all your tomorrows bring you health , wealth and happiness . ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to brilliant Boxing Day #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Start each day with a greatly heart ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to fabulous Friday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today . #KindenssMatters ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to superb Sunday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers If ever you find yourself doubting you can make it through a challenge , simply think back to everything you ’ ve overcome in the past . ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to marvelous Monday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers You are braver than you believe , stronger than you seem , smarter than you think and more loved than you know . ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to terrific Tuesday Hogmanay #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Those who wish to sing will always find their song ... Mine is One Moment in Time by Whitney ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy new year to all the wonderful #EarlyRisersClub thank you so much for all of your amazing posts every morning that make my day . 💕 🌻 🌟 here ’ s to an amazing 2020 and hopefully I can meet some more of you all 🥰", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to the first #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers of our new fabulous decade . Welcome to joyous January . I am so looking for to more We , not me . Us , not I Healthier populations Love , not hate ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to the first #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers of our new fabulous decade . Welcome to joyous January . I am so looking forward to more - 🧕 🏾 👳 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️ ‍ ‍ ‍ We , not me . Us , not I Healthier global populations Love , not hate ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to terrific Thursday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers I believe in the person I am becoming ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to fabulous Friday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Good things take time ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to satisfying Saturday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Today will be amazing ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to super Sunday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Dream , love , live ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to marvellous Monday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Stay close to what makes you come alive ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to terrific Tuesday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Look for the extra in the ordinary ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to wonderful Wednesday #earlyrisersclub and #nightshiftcarers Along my journey I have learned that the more thoughtful I am , the more I have to be thankful for ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Are #hashtags on #twitter ? #hmmmm okay judging by hashtag suggestions , Twitter clearly wants me to talk about America and Iran right now . I would , but such topics do not belong in this . LOL my hashtags are so", "context": ["I HAVE DECIDED TO LEARN #TWITTER . Pls help . Question 1 : how 2 keep word count low widout typng lyk dis ?", "Oh wow I can do this too ! #twitter I just added a second tweet under my first tweet and I can edit both before posting wtfffff GASP CAN I HAVE A THIRD", "OMG YES I CAN WOW GOOD JOB #TWITTER U CLEVER PPL"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And he ’ s gonna turn the White House into an open work environment ! ", "context": ["Right . He was never interested in running for President , just spending unlimited $ $ to attack Trump . ", "@USER The Dems are running a Billionaire Capitalist to stop a Billionaire Capitalist who has been protecting Billionaire Capitalists ... These people are #Idiots", "@USER @USER Bloomberg isn't a capitalist . He is , however , stupid . lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ah the joys of January deductibles being met . #weneedacure #diabetes", "context": ["Highest BG in the last 24 hours was a tiny peak at 150 . #LowCarbBecauseTrump #InsulinHoarding", "@USER not a fan of low carb but if you're insulin hoarding that'd be the way to go . One more refill in 2016", "@USER I refuse to do keto . I'm talking 60-90 g a day with carbs spread throughout . Just trying to trim . Next refill is 1/23 for me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That is the perfect response . is all that matters . 😏 🤗 💝 💖 💕", "context": ["Hey , beautiful peeps ! Please do not take any of my pro-vegan tweets as personal criticisms . I do not seek to change or convert you . I ’ m also straight edge & would never suggest people stop enjoying a drink or whatever substance helps them cope with life . Live & let live . 😊 🌱 💚 ", "@USER I appreciate this tweet ! Dd2 is hardcore vegan / animal rights activist & abstainer . She makes me feel so guilty sometimes ! 🙄", "@USER I know . We ’ re all trying our best . She loves you & you love her — that ’ s the only thing that counts in the end . 😊 🌱 💚"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Whatever makes u feel good about yourself . Pretty sad . U hide behind a twitter egg to put others down .", "context": ["White House : @USER still thinks Trump \" unfit \" for the presidency | AP Photo ", "@USER @USER can we stop saying the American people chose him ? America chose Clinton , the electoral college chose that idiot", "@USER @USER @USER No go back & learn why the electro college exist , or is it 2 complicated for you , sore loosers !", "@USER @USER @USER says the idiot who can't spell \" loser \" lol byeeee !", "@USER @USER @USER Cry all you want you look like fools to the rest of the country , we're passing these posts for a good laugh"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Meet Mr and Mrs Oyedele God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried #marriage ", "context": ["Meet Mr and Mrs Akinyemi God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Akinloye God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Akinyandenu God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Philips God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m #offended when people can ’ t appreciate undying and unyielding from a #god to a god .", "context": ["@USER YOU TELL ME ... Drugs are bad and I HOPE they are to blame .", "@USER All I can think is he is HOPING the Mrs . is YOU ... but to follow you he should know better ... that's just sick", "@USER Who knows man . You oughta see my DMs ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Let us teach our children to be kind to animals and to respect nature . And when they grow up , they will be kind and loving human beings because it ’ s easier to raise loving children then to repair broken men . ~ #BuddhaBrian . . . . #HumanKindness ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Very beautiful Thanks brother Majid Love and greetings", "@USER @USER @USER #Friends are like the sun in spring , shining the #light that makes our souls #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Sir Majid absolutely 🙏 #friends bring music to the soul ! #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm a #member of @USER . Not disappointed , just trying to #help make stays better by letting you know what is as there is always room for 😉 .", "context": ["@USER #Toronto Vaughan , had a great stay , just a little #advice , please get a #waffle maker ! The were there wasn't one and would be nice to have a wider of ( , ... ) ( Was just one ) . @USER @USER", "@USER We're glad to hear you had a great stay ! We will pass your feedback to our Brand Management team . Thank you . - Pam", "@USER So far 98 % of our #experiences were great with @USER . Another piece of #advice , every #bathroom should have a fan . Some take very hot or smell in there can leak into the when we are many ... 😅 for hearing me out 😊", "@USER We never meant to let you down . We'd like to have a conversation about this to help make things right . Please send us a DM below and we will be on the lookout for your reply . - Cindi"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER farm #grow HEMP & CANNABIS worldwide to reverse the devastating effects of #GlobalWarming ! #peace ! ! renews soil , water & ! ! ", "context": ["The last few weeks have been terrifying for the people of Puerto Rico . Hundreds of earthquakes have struck the area , some of which have caused devastating damage . Homes have been destroyed — or are so unstable that families are afraid to sleep inside .", "Puerto Rico was on its way to recovering from multiple devastating hurricanes — and these earthquakes are only compounding the damage to local infrastructure .", "The Trump administration , meanwhile , has been sitting on billions of dollars of disaster aid that Congress appropriated to provide Puerto Rico with relief .", "Donald Trump ’ s cruel indifference to Puerto Rico's suffering is only a small part of the problem . Puerto Rico is dealing with a debt crisis , fueled in part by Wall Street firms that are using their desperation as just another opportunity to make a profit .", "I've got a plan to provide comprehensive debt relief to Puerto Rico , which will help rebuild Puerto Rico's infrastructure after these devastating natural disasters . ", "And as we fight the climate crisis , I will make environmental justice a core part of our fight , ensuring that communities in Puerto Rico on the front lines of this crisis receive the pre-disaster mitigation and post-disaster aid they need and deserve . ", "The people of Puerto Rico have shown incredible strength and resilience in the face of multiple disasters , and we cannot forget or ignore their suffering . I'll fight to ensure they get the aid and resources they need to recover ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My Free range is working except for TSN 3 the Jets game .", "context": ["Anybody else having a hard time signing in to ⁦ @USER ⁩ ? ⁦ @USER ⁩ where is the option to sign in with my SHAW account ? ", "@USER Any luck if you try scrolling down on that list ? ^ Jack", "@USER What if you select and drag within that smaller window . Like if you touch one of the providers that does show up and drag that upwards ? ^ Jack", "@USER @USER Exact same issue on mine . ( Shaw app works though )", "@USER Ah , sometimes sports broadcasters will block access to the feed on an on-the-go platform which looks like may be happening there . Are you able to tune to other channels ok in FreeRange ? ^ Jack"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It will be a national uproar if it comes to that . But honestly if we keep fighting , we will win .", "context": ["Trump : Women will \" have to go to another state \" for abortions if Roe v . Wade is repealed ", "@USER So gay marriage ok bc @USER already ruled on that but with #RoevWade we'll bankrupt the country trying to overturn ? Logic ?", "@USER @USER @USER Seen in the picture , his visions are flashing BEYOND what he ever imagined . Flip flop game is strong", "@USER @USER @USER As usual . Only saving grace is if SCOTUS refuses to hear it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "( 6 ) So , sit back and relax ... this is going to be a bumpy ride . #anxiety #depression #selfdoubt", "context": ["( 1 ) I suppose introductions are in order . Well , I am a 42 year old male combat veteran with an IQ that hovers around 193 . However , that isn't as much of a gift as some may think .", "( 2 ) While it has helped me out on occasion , when coupled with my anxiety , it often just exacerbates things and makes life quite unbearable at times .", "( 3 ) Add to that my poor track record of relationships and my time in the military ... and you get ME . A man who spends most of his times fighting against his own mind just to make it through the day .", "( 4 ) Now , this account isn't for seeking sympathy or even get advice . It is simply a place for me to take what is in my head and get it out ... clear the clutter ... and try to make sense of it all .", "( 5 ) Stewing on things inside my head , jumbled up with everything else going on in there , tends to just make matters worse . This gives me the ability to give issues attention and deal with them in a more focused way ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #Supreme court of India now #remember that it's a #violation of freedom after .. morning to supreme court after 5 months long sleep .. 🤣", "context": ["Watch live : Supreme Court verdict on pleas against the restrictions imposed on Jammu and Kashmir . More on and NDTV 24x7 ", "Bench has assembled ; Justice NV Ramana starts by quoting from Charles Dickens ' \" Tale of Two Cities \" . Follow live here : ", "Freedom of speech and expression includes right to internet within Article 19 , says Justice NV Ramana reading out judgment on petitions challenging restrictions in Jammu and Kashmir . #Article370", "Any order that has been passed to restrict / suspend internet services shall be subject to judicial scrutiny , says Supreme Court . #Article370", "J & K case | Supreme Court orders that - suspending internet should be reviewed forthwith - Internet suspension can only be for a limited time period . - Internet suspension is subject to judicial review . Follow live updates here : ", "#BreakingNews | Supreme Court orders Jammu and Kashmir administration to review all restrictive orders within a week . #Article370 Follow live coverage on and NDTV 24x7", "Supreme Court on use of #Section144 that bans the gatherings of four or more persons : \" It can't be used as a tool to oppress difference of opinion \"", "#Update | Supreme Court disapproves refusal by administration to produce all relevant orders issued in Jammu and Kashmir after abrogation of #Article370 . All orders are to be also put in public domain which can then be challenged in a court of law , says Supreme Court .", "Here's what the Supreme Court said on restrictions in Jammu and Kashmir : - \" Freedom of speech and expression includes the right to internet within Article 19 . \" - Internet can't be shut for an indefinite period . - Review of all restrictions in J & K within 7 days . #Article370 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wow ! The spotlight really is falling on you and your marvelous suitcases :) #elevenseshour", "context": ["Good morning everyone , how is your day going so far ? #elevenseshour ", "@USER We have just reached our 3000 followers so we are over the moon #elevenseshour", "@USER @USER Well that is pretty superb ! Has the press tour with your suitcase started yet ? #elevenseshour", "@USER @USER Well I think I feature in woman's weekly tomorrow #elevenseshour"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER it is too obvious that this was orgnised crime to date 183 arrested Organised crime ... and say it by SICK HUMANS making money of Brainwashed sheep - GSoros ! ! Q", "context": ["The Australian fires were not caused by “ climate change . ” ", "@USER They are just running . How does this prove they were lighting fires ? 😳", "@USER @USER Put your question to Rachael Dexter , the journalist at ' The Age ' who penned the article . Anyone who recognises the runners ' urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 . '", "@USER @USER @USER If you read the article a little closer , you'll notice that it was written in 2018 ... so not exactly damning proof of the cause of the 2020 bushfire season ...", "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely . But perhaps a pointer to firestarter identity ? Which , if ethnicity / religion / political allegiance IS playing a part , the #NWO crowd will most definitely not want the rest of to know about ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I managed to tell people either use AuthSMTP or work with me to address issue . #lucky", "context": ["I've published the first in my 3 part series on email security : Sender Policy Framework ( SPF ) ", "@USER May be worth adding the lookup limit , which is something that often goes wrong ", "@USER And maybe explain that many people recommend not using ( hard ) fails , unless your domain is heavily phished .", "@USER @USER I ’ ve used - all for years on multiple small domains without any problems .", "@USER @USER perhaps small is the keyword . I know what ’ s going on with my email .", "@USER @USER I work for a very small company and I find it hard to enumerate all the servers that send mail on our behalf", "@USER @USER my customers never outsourced email campaigns . Everything ran through the SMTP servers I ran .", "@USER @USER Typical scenario is a third-party server that sends notifications to sysadmins . Easy to forget ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "From Janus and John Martin to Jean Dubuffet . #painter #sculptor #artist ", "context": ["From Cy Twombly to Théodore Géricault . Young Cy Twombly has such an opinionated face I couldn't really cope with that avatar anymore ! Bless him . ", "From Théodore Géricault to Federico Zuccaro . 1541-1609 After Titian's death in 1576 , Zuccaro may have been the most famous painter in Europe as well as the most influential , traveling widely & creating a huge number of works , largely of religious subjects . ", "From Federico Zuccaro to Georges #Seurat . 1859-1891 Founder of the 19th - century #French school of Neo-Impressionism whose technique using tiny brushstrokes of contrasting colours became known as #pointillism ", "Recent avatars and banners include homage to the tragic #koalabears and then featuring Chilean painter and #artist Roberto Matta . From #Matta ... ", "... to J . G . Ballard . \" James Graham Ballard ( 15 November 1930 – 19 April 2009 ) was an #English novelist , short story writer , and essayist who first became associated with the #NewWave of science fiction for his post-apocalyptic novels such as The Drowned World ( 1962 ) . \" . #SF ", "From J . G . Ballard to Janus & John Martin \" And Moses stretched forward his rod toward heaven , and the Lord sent thunder and hail , and fire rained down onto the earth . \" Seventh Plague of Egypt 1823 Oil on canvas 144x214cm / 56x84in . #art #painting #English "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Of course - they never do . Neverthesless , grandpa is ! !", "context": ["So my 80 something year old uncle knocked out his granddaughter ’ s boyfriend for being disrespectful . An ambulance had to be called and this may have made my week .", "@USER Your family has the best stories . PS - does grandpa need bail money ?", "@USER Haha , thank you ! I don ’ t believe charges were pressed . Of course my husband got the story and didn ’ t ask any important questions ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER OH PLEASE I'm beginning to think mind control is REAL #scared", "context": ["@USER @USER Trump's win is America's #Brexit or as I like to call it #Amexit ❤ ❤ ❤", "@USER @USER @USER Trumps win is what is called “ populism ” look it up it ; s very bad news ! ", "@USER @USER @USER you're delusional and completely uninformed and lack understanding about this election", "@USER @USER @USER I understand the science of “ populism ” you have been sold a pup !", "@USER @USER @USER Please , do tell us more about the “ science of populism ” , wi … ", "@USER @USER @USER It will unfold , see if the old elite were better , now you have a US \" Berlusconi \" .", "@USER @USER @USER u have no idea what ur talking about . We will not see things unfold as you think", "@USER @USER @USER OK you love Trump , but his history is clear . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER from a long time supporter of your writing and livelihood just because we don't share political opinions .", "context": ["It's 3:38 am and I should try sleep , not because it's late but because maybe I'll be afforded the bliss of dying peacefully before I wake up .", "@USER eat a snickers , you sound like an eagles fan when your candidate loses .", "@USER I am now by default . He's what we have and I just hope for a prosperous 4 years for USA and her allies .", "@USER I'll just say this : I'm not one of the 14 % who put Americans into the predicament they were in yesterday .", "@USER If you voted for Trump or support his policies , unsubscribe from any form of communicating with me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We did it Bringing communities together 💕 Count down to 2021 has begun . Start making #lanterns LED now , for you & your whole family", "context": ["➡ \" Wherever you go , go with all your #heart . \" - Confucius 😎 💝 🇿 🇦 #traveltuesday #travel ", "🎇 PLS RT ! 🎇 Watch my LIVE #Periscope broadcast ➡ ➡ 19h30 TODAY ( Sat ) as I experience 1st ever #capetownlanternparade through #SeaPoint ! ! Eep ! ! 😆 ( pics theirs ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Honestly , this is the 1st I'm hearing about this festival 🤔 it sounds great but why didn't the city of cape town shout a little louder so that we knew about this in advance 😒 #capetown #Periscope #SouthAfrica", "@USER @USER @USER 🎇 PLS RT ! 🎇 The 1st ever #CapeTownLanternParade has JUST started ... wish you were here ! ! 😁 💝 🌍 #capetown #travel cc "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Calling urself proud pakistani is good please specify of what ? #illiteratelobby #backwardness I can goon but I think this danda has gone deep enough if u cant sleep go watch @USER", "context": ["When Modi came to power in 2014 , Hindutva thugs began lynching Muslims . When the government passed the anti-Muslim citizenship law in 2019 , the country's police began lynching Muslims .", "@USER @USER 1.3 billion population and all you find is sharing things about misguided people wowwwwwww I wish you would have the courage to show the truth , but then you may lose a few of the 192k followers that you have", "@USER @USER answer this first , #moblyncing increased in India since modi came ?", "@USER @USER I did in so many tweets if you do not want to read how can help . I will not respond to fake and instigating tweets . God Bless May Allah give you taufeek", "@USER @USER Really what an authentic video ? And I am sure you have names of these people and their religious ethnicity also . Go back to sleep or keep spreading such hatred it will surely help your cause", "@USER @USER Why the heck you were tweeting there ? Abb bari takleef ho rahi hai , panga karo gey toh dandaa milega . Chalo soo jao abb "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I guess this is what it looks like when you present someone with empirical evidence and ", "context": ["If you thought Leyonhjelm was a turd of a human , you can now add Malcolm Roberts to the list . Gobsmacking ", "Oh so @USER deleted this tweet but that ’ s ok , I screen capped it for everyone to see ", "@USER So you can see I was replying to this tweet and not the one in question ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , was #15 in 2013 , it's x2 platinum , she has several songs on the chart from last decade , in 2017 she scored another Hot 100 appearance , she's the most successful female on Billboard's HISTORY , so yes , we can drag flopaj .", "context": [". @USER ' s \" All I Want For Christmas Is You \" drops off the Hot 100 from # 1 . It ’ s the only song to drop off from the top spot in the chart's history .", "@USER @USER and Mariah stans had the audacity to drag megatron ", "@USER @USER @USER The difference is , Mariah peaked at # 1 for 3 weeks . Not everybody has that to their credit ", "@USER @USER @USER congratulations to Mariah but , Megatron still should have never been dragged by a Mariah stan since she hasn ’ t seen the hot 100 since 2011 w / o AIWFCIY 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER YUM ! I bet Tom will be very excited . Your human spoils you so much #lucky", "context": ["@USER Some pals I ain ’ t seen much of at all recently @USER & @USER Sumetimes hoomans just get so bizzy .", "@USER @USER @USER I know Dugal been super busy . Hopefully he be back soon !", "@USER @USER @USER Dugal ’ s family has sooo many things going on , , they are super human ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER They are sooper smart family too . Maybe JS got exams & stuff now or soon ?", "@USER @USER @USER exams , learning to drive , all excelling , how are they not exhausted ?", "@USER @USER @USER nope . JS been on his Ps since May . He ’ s driving himself . And driving mymstaff up the wall", "@USER @USER @USER hee hee wow , is there nothing he cannot do ? ! Must be looking forward to Italy .", "@USER @USER @USER he sure is . And a week at the beach with his nana", "@USER @USER @USER And then a week at the Gold Coast with me ! #schoolies", "@USER @USER @USER oh that ’ s right ! Just ssssshhbso that staff doesn ’ t find out 😜", "@USER @USER @USER You know my brofur Tom ? He does turn 10 tomorrow !", "@USER @USER @USER wow ! ! ! Happy birthday Tom ! What sort of cake is he getting ?", "@USER @USER @USER Orange cake with Bryce cream & grain free treats"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Definitely needs help - just hope she gets it #tragic & ", "context": ["@USER Just add her to your block lists . Your sanity will appreciate it greatly .", "@USER it would but she was my friend for years :(", "@USER @USER Just looked at her tweets , glad I ignored her years ago , what a foul human being she is .", "@USER @USER @USER She's a famewhore . She'll literally do anything to get it . No amount of cleavage will fix all that ugly . 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER awe ! 🤗 you ’ re sweet through and through ;) ! Do us a favor & 💫 ✨ 💫 HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY #mycaringfriend #TuesdayMorning #TuesdayMotivation Because you are 💫 ", "context": ["56 minutes into this presentation , @USER says that multiple studies show that as opioids are decreased , pain improves ; however , there's a catch ( or two ) . I would like to get the CPP community's thoughts . Please watch the video before responding . ", "@USER @USER In INPATIENT program , pts pain meds were reduced / tapered in a Highly Structured Environment / Rehabilitation Program w / Medical Experts Managing Pts Discomfort . HOW was pts pain managed / decreased at discharge ? How many ( if any ) pts dropped out ? Due to increased / uncontrolled pain ?", "@USER @USER @USER Great questions Marilyn I trained at Stanford and rotated through their inpatient pain program . That ’ s how I learned to wean without withdrawal . All the patients reached the end of their rope and were no longer controlled by opioids . Stanford knows what they ’ re doing - 1/2", "@USER @USER @USER Every patient did well - more than well - EXCELLENT To determine their opioid need , I sat with a 20 ml syringe of fentanyl you see how much it took to “ touch ” their pain . Many patients had jobs and families to go home to - and we got them back to LIFE", "@USER @USER @USER ... and I ’ ll never forget one patient w chronic pain was so grateful she gave this resident in training a dozen roses ! Memorable , gratifying Very fine Department of Anesthesiology , Critical Care and Perioperative Care . Without my Stanford experience I would not be a pain MD ", "@USER @USER @USER WELL DESERVED . I too have shown this same gesture , to an outstanding professional , to show my deep gratitude & appreciation for her professional wisdom & compassion , & helping me to get thru some of my most medically challenging years . I'm SO grateful . For doctors - - like you ! 🙏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER these guys ain't serious I deposited 1k but since Friday its has not reflected how now", "context": ["FOLLOW @USER for : Any query ☑ Any doubt ☑ Any problem ☑ Any help ☑ We're here to make it easy for you ! ", "@USER @USER I deposited money on friday but its not reflecting . 07923196 36", "@USER We are sorry for the delay . Please note that the problem has not yet been resolved . We are doing our best to solve this . ^ SA", "@USER @USER sue this guys they are not serious , two days maintenance"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Steele is an amazing individual & i find it sad tht people follow / unfollow due to either political view", "context": ["Happy Monday ! Here is a photo of @USER looking slightly disappointed in me , but I'm loving it . 😆 ", "@USER Not a fan of @USER who knowingly lied about our healthcare I'll pray for him and for you to use better judgement .", "@USER Who's kidding who ? That meeting didn't happen today @USER was making political statement . Poor judgement .", "@USER @USER Didn't realize Obama was running . Poor judgement is calling him out on this . He met Potus . #RespectTheOffice", ". @USER Not only did Obama say HRC was his 3rd term , he's using OUR MONEY to do it . Seek truth . And stop troll … ", "@USER @USER You started this & fallacies in your statements . Won't continue to engage . #SlowtoSpeakQuicktoListen", "@USER YOU jumped on my sagacious comment to @USER You continue to engage . Peter denied thrice . - you have 3 strikes .. Shame", "@USER are you reaching for Judas status ? You are not @USER ' s savior . Stop while you still have a bit of dignity .", ". @USER @USER and no politician will ever be your savior , Sandy . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Tuesday #thoughts #Forgiveness and are the two major factors of the which elevates your towards the people you . Have a fabulous morning filled with joy and happiness dear Suzi and friends . Keep smiling 😊 🔥 😘 🙏 ☕ ️ ️ ", "context": ["Happy New Year 💛 💫 🥂 👑 🌟 #MyWonderfulTwitterFamily @USER @USER @USER Love to you all xx ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy #FirstSaturday of the new year , Catt and all . 😀 🤗", "@USER @USER @USER Great Monday morning filled #positivity and #optimism my amazing friends . Rise and shine bright like Monday morning sun ☀ ️ . A smile and an attitude will change the surroundings 😊 🙏 🔥 😘 ️ #peace "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes ! It will be getting colder soon here , but we have had much warmer weather than we could have imagined . #lucky", "context": ["@USER good morning to you , have a nice day 😊 💕 ", "@USER Good day to you ! Hope your day is going well . 💕 🤗 🤗 💕", "@USER it is , thank you . Just some chores , nothing special 😊 what about you , how are you today ? 😊 💕", "@USER I am better than yesterday , but still disgusted . I am out grocery shopping today . Nothing special ! 💕 😄 💕", "@USER yeah , that too .. that level of disgust won't go away the next 4 years 😔 enjoy your day tho 😊 💕 we can't change it anyway ..", "@USER Yes ! You are right . Did some retail therapy yesterday and it helped . 💕 😄 💕", "@USER ah that's good , found some nice things ? 😊 I'm waiting for Saturday , this will be my therapy 😁", "@USER Yes ! Bought some nice sweaters and saved some money too . Enjoy your turn on Saturday ! 💕 🤗 🤗 💕", "@USER that's awesome , I'm sure you can use them soon 😊 💕 I'll visit a tattoo convention on Saturday with a friend , that will be so"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It has been 68 hours since I put in the request . No one has reached out .", "context": ["@USER @USER Taking a cab from Pune airport . There was no indication I had to pay parking fees . Feels like I'm being taken on a ride .", "@USER That doesn't sound right , please send us a note and we will be happy to assist . ", "@USER A member of our team will follow up shortly .", "@USER Sorry to hear about the trouble , Varad . Please DM your account e-mail and details and we'll follow up .", "@USER Found your request ! It's definitely in there and someone from our team will get back to you shortly ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Again , I'm sorry , but love for whom ? White rural men & the women who love them ? NO inclusivety for others .", "context": ["I challenge liberals to think positively of our President elect . We need to unite despite our differences . Say no to hate . #WorldKindnessDay", "@USER I challenge Donald to do the same . He can't but his voters expect everyone else to .", ". @USER Our President elect has shown love for our country & its people . You just haven't been paying attention.Listen to him objectively ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Nuff n #spec outchea bless catch u sum wherez in 2020 iyya", "context": ["One more thing on this Stormzy track ... He got some good lines out of it , but dissing a man for moving his mum out the hood and protecting his family might be the worst angle of a diss song of all time . Content wise 👎", "@USER I thought the angle was that she wouldn't have had to move if it wasn't for Wiley's actions in the first place , and that he couldn't protect her . Which , for a battle , is brutal content .", "@USER @USER That was the angle yo .. N yes it has made dis ting #intresting 😂 😂 n I don't even like #grime", "@USER @USER That is a dead angle when anyone in the hood with p is a target . The agenda is always make p and move . It ’ s life time achievement not a diss 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ 😂", "@USER @USER Moved my mum out da #endz longtime bhind no antics , if u can get mumsy out da #hood u wouldn't u if u outchea doin it #boasty gotta give sum 😉"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well , go to Wash D . C . and change it . That's the process . Instead you incite #hate and violence and throw a tantrum like a 5 yo", "context": ["I have a suggestion for those on #protest . Take these to small towns that voted for Trump . Make them understand what they've done .", "@USER You obviously have zero respect for our election process . Go to Pakistan . The left is #hate filled . Idiots .", "@USER that context is no longer relevant , so it should be changed"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Meet Mr and Mrs Olatunji God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried #marriage ", "context": ["Meet Mr and Mrs Adebayo God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Jacobs God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Onotanemere God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Bayo God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It ’ s myTwitter darlin . ❤ ️ enjoy your opinion ! As I stated previously , we ’ ve all got one :) Pretty happy I can be a sick woman and nasty woman . Can ’ t wait to see what happens next ! #neverthelessshepersisted", "context": ["\" I've tried my very best to live a life of my own making , and not just a series of events that happened to me . One that I could stand back and look at and recognize my handwriting all over . Sometimes messy and scrawling , sometimes careful and precise . ” - Michelle Williams", "@USER Shes a sick woman . Sacrificing our children to pursue our dreams is the total antithesis of women's empowerment .", "@USER Opinions are like assholes my love . Everyone has one ❤ ️", "@USER Cant accept the truth so you have to hide my tweet ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "sorry - this seems really insensitive but because my cat Dwayne needs so much attention from me I can't get away my cat to have girlfriends over to play with him - and all fuzzy fur - look at how #majestic #butt #licking", "context": ["#lasagna ? on a Monday you've got to be kidding me . you don't have noodles - I do . I'd have to make my sauce - what do you think ? huh ? step up the #Fanghi I got teeth still . #still .", "#recipe any noodle boil it layer pan \" deep \" fry it in a sort of circular disk method I used to cook the French toast , burger . you can add or #remove #sauce or to make it a without making full 🍽 or", "I worry about those arms - she's is exposed . AS A HUMAN her arms might burn - I worry about those arms .", "I want to look like metal gear solid at kitchen - which one - think about it . You can either have a vacuum hand or a knife = both good . I like the idea 💡 of feeling my body more than looking like hottie who got naughty in the kitchen . #takeadrink #raiden #raiden bandz", "#idea for scituate #vets #office \\ kitchen studios not rent out kitchens locally and film your chef there - you don't need to live there to own a franchise . O , o o . < tortilla / is / is ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Back in June I thought I was the only one , I was like going through the grief process . 2 days before my birthday", "context": ["If you're in the US , it may be worth looking back at reactions to Brexit . You may be about to go through similar emotions .", "Here's how it's going for you , emotionally , if Trump wins . First off , you're in disbelief . You just don't understand .", "And all of a sudden , it feels like everything just changed . Like your understanding of the world just changed without anyone telling you .", "Then , you'll be very , very sad for a little while . And you won't be able to stop thinking about it for a day or so ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER that's a nice , ambiguous excuse that no one will question . Expected better from you , #Vistara . #delayed", "context": ["1st - ever booking on @USER & they're 2.5 hrs late ! Dunno if I should look forward to the flight or flying #Vistara again !", "@USER Please share your flight details so that we may check and advise .", "@USER #UK991 . No message from you , only confusing ones from @USER - but at least they alerted us .", "@USER @USER our apologies , the delay is due to operational reasons"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hahaha I bought 4G and you promising me 2G speed . And does 2G speed means taking 5 minutes to open a website .. #poor", "context": ["Are people facing a slow data plan on @USER ? Both mobile and 4g broadband home ?", "@USER Hi ! Basis our discussion , we are working towards resolving your issue , we'll connect with you to share the progress . 1/2", "@USER Now the broad band has virtually stopped ... now websites are opening after good 4-5 minutes ... wha … ", "@USER Hi ! As discussed , the concern highlighted by you regarding 2G data speed has been resolved . Please let us know for any 1/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I've been to families homes , I spent 3 nights in a home with a local Arab , they don't want to be filmed though #fear", "context": ["@USER No camel races today . Putting yourself & others at risk your mate said this was a tourist tour what visiting a Hamas camp ?", "@USER I want to see & hear all sides of the argument , I would t be able to do that by simply spending time with Jews In Israel", "@USER useful if you went into some homes , shared a meal talked to some Palestinians than just randomly walking down a street"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Can ’ t Wait For The Rest / Second Part ! ! Of The Season ! ! #TheGoodDoctorSeason3 @USER @USER @USER ❣ ️ 💞 💗 💖 💟 ️ #Respect #Compassion ! ! Be EveryThing They Want To Be ! ! EveryOne Can Be Anything They Want To Be ! ! ", "context": ["#TheGoodDoctor Is One Of The Best Medical Shows I Have Seen ! ! It ’ s A Show About Diversity And Inclusión ! ! That People With #Autism ! ! And Everybody ! ! Deserves Respect And Love And Equality ! ! I Shaun So Much ! ! 🥰 😍 🤩 💝 @USER @USER ", "The Show Is An Amazing ! ! And Wonderful Medical Series ! ! About The Saint Bonaventure #Hospital ! The Cases Are Interesting And Emotional ! ! Their Nurses ! ! , Doctors , Surgeons , And Residents ! ! Every Single One Of Them Deserves Respect And Love ! ! 👩 🏾 ‍ ⚕ ️ 🥼 #Autismo #AutismAwarness 💗 ", "I Love The People - Characters ! ! They Are Lovable ! ! Specially People Like Shaun ! ! ( Smart ) Clair ! ! ( Compassionate ) And Lea ! ! ( Fun ) It Shows Us That Doctors Need To Give And Share Compassion An Empathy And Love And Hope ! ! To Their Patients And Their Medical Companios $ Friends ! ! ", "SHAUN DESERVES LOVE AND RESPECT ! ! It ’ s Horrible How People Discriminate People ! ! Like People With Autism ! ! 😞 😔 ✊ 🏿 ❤ ️ He is A #GoodPerson He is #TheGoodDoctor ! ! Some Scenes Are Very Emotional ( Both Could Be Sad ! ! And / Or Happy ! ! ) #DrShaunMurphy ! ! ! ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You'll always be a tribute act to Scottish football fans .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Are you really saying that Craig Whyte didn't own Rangers Football Club ? All the papers and tv channels describe him as \" Rangers owner \" or \" former Rangers owner \" , why that ? If he didn't own Rangers , what did he own ?", "@USER @USER @USER He had a controlling stake in the plc , the end", "@USER @USER @USER Controlling stake in the PLC ? Who were the PLC ?", "@USER @USER @USER An entity never mentioned in all the years of Rangers Football club from 1872 - 2012 . Strange that . Then it appears magically after liquidation .", "@USER @USER @USER Ah the backup has arrived , the holding company scenario appeared well before the any liquidation was started , know the facts pal .", "@USER @USER @USER The one thing that legally proves the football club didn't survive was the players walking free from the dead football club .", "@USER @USER @USER Lmao how wrong you are , they walked due to tupe rules on transfer of contracts between companies after a buy out , know the facts pal .", "@USER @USER @USER Tupe is there to protect the players contracts and wages . Every player could have transferred their contracts to Sevco and Sevco would have been legally obliged to offer the players exactly the same contracts that they had at Rangers . Most players chose to walk away instead .", "@USER @USER @USER And it was their choice to do so or not , they had to agree to the transfer between companies , clever bhoy .", "@USER @USER @USER Correct , the club that they were contracted to died , they chose to walk away .", "@USER @USER @USER Yawnfest , if Rangers had died there wouldn't have been any need for tupe to advise the players dumb dumb .", "@USER @USER @USER Pal see if you honestly believe that Rangers weren't liquidated and are the same club crack on . Don't expect us to Swallow the BS . We never will .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh will when we win our 55th official title ( the next one we win ) & it's announced worldwide , then you'll wake up & realise you've been believing bs all these years ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Dear @USER , please consider this feedback form when you want to ignore my custom ", "context": ["Warning to all Cathay Pacific “ Price Promise ” Australian customers : CX will incorrectly add CC fees in all comparisons @USER", "Hi @USER Terms and Conditions are available , right after you click on Price Promise , point No 2 , please visit ", "@USER I ’ m sorry if you missed those details . Thank you , Mary :)", "@USER Mary , I am sorry ( and disappointed ) if you ( and #Cathaypacific staff ) missed those details too . Thank You , Renato :)", "Hi @USER , I am sorry to hear that you are disappointed . Consider the feedback form ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER pointless trying to argue with those who don't believe facts . No one has had the same level of scrutiny as @USER !", "context": ["A fantastic day in D . C . Met with President Obama for first time . Really good meeting , great chemistry . Melania liked Mrs . O a lot !", "@USER ACTUALLY that would have been Hillary that ACTUALLY DID steal from the Whitehouse .. the secret service was forced to return it all .", "@USER Duh NOT TRUE ! ! ! Here's some light reading Make sure your tin foil hat isn't too tight there sweetie", "@USER @USER @USER snopes ? Really ? The first link in google doesn't count as research 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER If that's the customer support from airtel , then I should go ahead with tikona", "context": ["@USER Do you guys want to provide internet connections or not ? Why are you guys wasting time of consumers ?", "@USER Hi Kaustav , I had already asked for a connection and airtel took my KYC docs but they didn't contact me after that .", "@USER Hi ! Please allow us to look into this . Plz DM ur nmbr in our inbox using the link below 1/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That what happens when you govern without people's true support . #fear", "context": ["Security @USER Graduation confiscated paper , pens , pencils , lipstick , eyebrow pencils , mascaras , anything that can wri … ", "@USER @USER after the officer who took a baby for a fine , I no longer doubt these security forces will do anything to get tgeir way", "@USER @USER @USER & he is still free to walk streets ? If ever there was evidence we've achieved banana Rep status"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Is it possible to read any tweet of yours without drowning in euphemism and double entendres ? I think not and I love it xx", "context": ["I'm on a very quiet Virgin that goes all the way ( to Glasgow ) and I may need help getting off . I'm having serious trouble keeping my eyes open because my seizures are back ( long story ) and I've a mushy brain . ( Yes , I know it's Avanti now but where's the innuendo fun in that ? ) ", "The train has lost power so they're doing reboots , turning it off and on again . We've been stationary for ten minutes already but it could be worse ... when they announced the need to do this , somebody went to the loo and got locked in with no lighting when the train rebooted ! 😬", "Underway again for three whole minutes to find we can't proceed because of people jumping off a platform onto the tracks at the next station . BTP in attendance .", "I finally got off ! It only took 39 minutes longer than it should've !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Royal Oak has a long history of race related abuses .", "context": ["Have now heard from 3 friends of Asian descent that they've been harassed in public . Called \" chinks \" and yelled at to get out of the country", "@USER That is NOT okay . Stories like this make my heart sink .", "@USER My worry is that it ’ s just beginning .", "@USER @USER My biracial niece goes to Royal Oak - the school where they caught students chanting \" build the wall \" on video ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm listening .. Smarty The one who listens observes & talks less is the one who controls , is the most feared individual #Smart #Sleek ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER In today's game we were very focused ... creativity , we sum it up ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Smart times From All angles all sides broad wide & beyond Late #Mandela Rip \" \" Never lose Win or learn \" \" ", "@USER @USER @USER With the night delivery and commitment ... with respect we live in harmony ... the proximity gives results ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Attention : The score is what gives you the victory ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Everything is not about winning But wanting to ... Win is Winning is a habit ", "@USER @USER @USER I wake up with this ... For this cause ... everything ... 😍 ❤ ❤ ❤ 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Not for Applause but for a cause . That sums up .. great personality ", "@USER @USER @USER Once he's here ... and he has that special touch ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Only one will rise with that triumph ... curious fact ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Confidence Resilient Mindset Charisma , triumph it takes its course ... Take heart See light Like fire Pour through . #WhyMeTryMe ", "@USER @USER @USER You are completely ready ... now , let's wait ... let's not think about it ... this is for ... and I'm still here ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Usher puts respect on other artists song whenever he does tributes", "context": ["It's widely known @USER has MJ and Bobby Brown as major influences . But you can also feel the aura of the likes of Prince & James Brown in Usher's art . So my top 3 favorite Usher's songs influenced by Prince : - Mars vs Venus - Do it to me - Lay you down ", "@USER @USER People are so dumb they want artists that are gonna straight up imitate Prince's voice & technique . What I love abt Usher is that he makes the song his own nd performs it to the best of his ability", "@USER @USER Often , artists influenced by Prince don't want to be copycats because Prince himself was an innovator . Therefore , his followers make his sound their own in order to create something new : D'Angelo whole career or JT's FSLS album . It's the same with UR when he channels Prince .", "@USER @USER It's like how people are complaining about Bilal & @USER not being included in the line-up", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe in their minds people who mimic Prince and profess loudly their love for him will automatically do good performances . Or they want the 2008 BET Prince tribute all over again ... Anyway , we don't know if other artists will be added . Also , these singers can be unavailable ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thanks for the info and for your service Ben . Enjoy your attitude on life #positive", "context": ["My new , all black @USER patrol car looks good with this #SuperMoon right now . . . . ", "@USER @USER geez , how often do you get a new car ? Heard KS turns over their cars with low mileage for resale supposedly", "@USER The cast majority of our patrol cars are driven to 49,500 then turned in for resale . I get a new ride about every 21 months"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I would be angry but I am too exhausted . If I start at ' all people are idiots ' I'll never be", "context": ["Day 2 : Donald Trump selected the man who said this to lead his domestic policy transition team . … ", "Day 3 : Museum Dedicated To Free Speech Is Hosting A Lavish Inauguration Party For Man Who Despises Journalists … ", "Day 4 Part 2 : Look What The Cat Dragged In . ", "Day 5 Part 2 : Trump Team Levels Legal Threats Against Political Opponent ", "Day 5 Part 3 : Meet The President-elect's Chief Strategist and Senior Counselor ", "These are actual articles published by the President-elect's new chief strategist and senior counselor . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Teehee ! Off for coffee with the teacher I was a TA for when I was 18 , who showed me the of teaching ! I owe her the world ! 🌎 🌟", "context": ["\" The outlook is bright with heavy bursts of glitter and widespread sparkle ! \" - LOVE the optimism of @USER , @USER ! 🌟", "@USER Optimism , glitter and sparkle all in one quote ! It's basically quote perfection !", "@USER Used favourite Soap & Glory shimmer cream this morning ready to sparkle my way optimistically through Sat … ", "@USER Love the you bring ! It ripples positively around the Cosmos ! Enjoy your Saturday ! #FlamingosOfHope #DontStopBelievin 😎"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very truly , I tell you , anyone who hears my word & believes him who sent me has eternal life , & does not come under judgment , but has passed from death to life #John 5:24 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER but if we #walk in the #light as he himself is in the light we have fellowship with one another , & the blood of #Jesus his Son cleanses us from all sin 1 1:7 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER & the #Lord will become #king over all the #earth ; on that day the Lord will be one & his name one 14:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now who will harm you if you are eager to do what is good ? 1 #Peter 3:13 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now #faith is the assurance of things hoped for , the conviction of things not seen #Hebrews 11:1 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER If anyone acknowledges that #Jesus is the Son of #God , God lives in them & they in God 1 #John 4:15 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Beloved , I #pray that all may go well with you & that you may be in good #health , just as it is well with your #soul 3 1:2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t store up treasures on #earth , that are consumed & thieves steal ; Store up treasures in #heaven , that cant be consumed or stolen . For where your treasure is , there your heart will be also #Matthew 6:19- 21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER We know by this , that he laid down his #life for us — & we ought to lay down our lives for one another 1 John 3:16 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER Enter his gates with #thanksgiving , & his courts with #praise . Give thanks to him , bless his name #Psalms 100:4 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER God did not send the Son into the world to condemn the world , but in order that the world might be saved through him John 3:17 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER For by #grace you have been saved through #faith , & this is not your own doing ; it is the #gift of — not the result of works , so that no one may boast 2:8- 9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER But when you give alms , do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing #Matthew 6:3 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER Why are you cast down , O my #soul , & why are you disquieted within me ? #Hope in #God ; for I shall again him , my & my God 42:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Entering the house they saw the child with #Mary his #mother & they knelt down & paid him homage . Then opening their #treasure chests , they gave him gifts of , frankincense & myrrh 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Glory to #God in the highest #heaven , and #peace to his people on ! ” 2:14 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior , who is the Messiah , the Lord Luke 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #christmas #merrychristmas #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER But to all who received him , who believed in his name , he gave #power to become children of #God #John 1:12 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER O sing to the Lord a new song , for he has done marvelous things . His right hand & his holy arm have gotten him victory . The Lord has made known his victory ; he has revealed his vindication in the sight of the nations #Psalms 98:1- 2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER God's was revealed among us in this way : #God sent his only Son into the world so that we might live through him 1 John 4:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER The commandment we have from him is this : those who love God must love their brothers & sisters also 1 John 4:21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #verseoftheday #todaysreading "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER “ Floods hit #Queensland , #Australia , in January and February 2019 . These images compare the situation before and during the #floods . ” 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 ", "context": ["Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : The #Shiveluch in , Credits : @USER / @USER ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : Two beautiful views of a Raikoke #Volcano ash , Kuril Islands , Sea of , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Image : #Wildfire near Lake Echo , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER @USER #LakeMichigan and #Chicago during a cold #weather period at the end of January 2019 ( credits : / ) 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 ", "@USER @USER @USER Wonderful example of lake-effect snow at Lake Michigan and Lake Huron in January 2019 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 ( credits : / ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\" I am beautiful No matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful In every single way Yes words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today \" It's what I'm desperately struggling to coax myself with every single day . #ChristinaAguilera", "context": ["I want to share one of my favourite song . 🤗 I first heard this song when I was about 13 years old & it's forever imprinted in my heart . Just watching the MV itself was both shocking & encouraging for the young me back then . #ChristinaAguilera ", "Growing up in a rural area in an Asian country , many \" ideas \" presented in this MV was unthinkable for me at that time yet it was surprisingly easy for me to accept . It was also around this age when I realized I'm relatively more open & my thinking different from others around me .", "I guess my depression already started though back then I wasn't really aware , thought that harming myself to feel better is normal / OK . But this song's lyrics & video really left a mark on me . What about \" flaws \" ? What about \" differences \" ? There's so many out there , I am not alone .", "Even the starting lyrics ' are powerful . \" Everyday is so wonderful Then suddenly It's hard to breathe Now and then I get insecure From all the pain I'm so ashamed \" This . Even now , I still don't know why I'm like this . I'm just suffering . #ChristinaAguilera"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yeah , its losing its magic for me . but its like i cant connect to anyone irl so its my last refuge to express myself lol", "context": ["and i think that bc this is the first time ever in my life that i dont have close friends irl or online , i feel like im in this weird limbo", "its like social purgatory where u havent talked to anyone on your contacts for a while so u dont know if its okay to text them . ANY OF THEM", "@USER i feel the same but you can always text me satine :(", "@USER aw :') lol there's that little voice in my head telling me i bother everyone", "@USER you dont bother ! ! tbh it's the same period for everyone here that's what im noticing , twitter is just twitter after all"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Prana Apana – To control breathing patterns to eliminate diseases & enhance longevity , Chakshu Shrotra – To use sense organs to continuously #explore truth & reject falsehood , Paya Rasa – To have drinks that enhance #health and vitality – milk , #water , medicines etc , 9 / n", "context": ["🕉 ️ 🙏 🚩 Atharvaveda 12.5 . 7-10 : 👇 ( These mantras provide a complete snapshot of Vedic religion ) Oja – Bravery in following truth , Teja – Fearlessness , Saha – To follow truth regardless of #happiness , sorrow , loss , gain , 1 / n", "Bala – To continue increasing physical & mental strength through study , Brahmacharya , discipline , exercise etc , Vaak – To speak sweetly for propagation of truth , Indriya – To direct all d 5 sense organs , 5 action organs & mind towards truth & righteousness & away from sins , 2 / n", "Shree – To put all efforts and plan for creation of a powerful country based on truth , justice and honesty and bringing down those rulers who are corrupt , impotent , devoid of self-respect and selfish , 3 / n", "Dharma – To continuously accept truth and reject falsehood and bring benefit for all human beings and living beings through this process , Brahma – To promote scholars and noble people who would propagate #knowledge , 4 / n", "Kshatra – To promote brave people who would protect nation and people , and severely punish those who harm innocent people or attempt to denigrate the society , Visha – To #promote commerce and trade and work towards propagation of global #economy devoid of discrimination , 5 / n", "Twishi – To #promote and publicize noble virtues and truth alone , Yasha – To #work for global fame based only on truth and noble virtues , Varcha – To establish a sound #education system for all men and , 6 / n", "Dravinam – To #explore for more and more #wealth based on above traits , safeguard the existing wealth , enhance the safeguarded wealth and investing wealth to #promote and noble virtues , Ayu – To put all efforts to increase one ’ s lifespan , 7 / n", "Roopam – To wear clean clothes take showcase #dignity and #respect , Naam – To towards setting examples so that others are also inspired towards path of , Keerti – To propagate so that we also get , 8/ n"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER btw tell me if you want to sell that Shoes :') #becauseitslimitededition", "context": ["I can't wait to get this ! I am so thankful ! :) #TWICE #SprisLimitedEdition #ONCE ", "@USER OMG , If i can buy that in my country i will buy that immediately :')", "@USER Someone just actually helped me on buying this , I was kinda desperate that time hehe", "@USER the price for the shoes was alright but the shipping fee is kinda rip off hahaha", "@USER Shipping fee .. every international online shop buyer nightmare ~", "@USER IKR ! You pay more than the item lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #GASP #ChristmasisComing I will have to hide it from the rest of the team ! #mine", "context": ["Hardy Reflective Jacket . Lightweight , unisex windbreaker jacket . Fully reflective under light . They can be embroide … ", "@USER those are amazing ! got one for my cycling mad nephew , keeps scaring his mum in the night with it #ghostly #highestVis #horsehour", "@USER @USER they are really cool ! hyper reflective ! I want one with our logo sort of \" hidden \" in it . #MYIDEA #horsehour", "@USER @USER I've seen logos printed in that material ... something embossed would look mint", "@USER @USER @USER oh yes ! A self colour small embroidered logo would look super smart and subtle", "@USER @USER @USER want to mock one up for me ? size 10 ? please #PLEASE #LOVEYOU #horsehour", "@USER @USER @USER haha ! I'm going to send you to show you just how amazing it will look 😀 #tempting"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER awesome ! I have both prime and Netflix ! #mysteries #UKtelly xx", "context": ["We all have colds in the family we're chilling with Netflix . Just found this show . ", "@USER @USER @USER Omg they're filming a third series ? ! Yay ! ! I loved this show-think you will too hun XxxX", "@USER @USER @USER It's sooooo good ! ! Series 1 & 2 are on Netflix and Amazon XxxX"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER basically the entire Republican party a his point . No more white washing their #hate . and #greed #selfishness", "context": ["#DonaldTrump is a racist & a bigot . He is a liar , misogynist , adulterer , unrepentant heathen , sexual predator , tax … ", "@USER @USER Unrepentant heathen ? ? uh uh nope , #that .. would be all the Evangelical hypocrites casting a vote for him .", "@USER Yes , #Trump is unrepentant . He makes no claims of being Godly . The Evangelicals are the hypocrites as you say . @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm sure Twitter does this on purpose . not vest ... although our vests are pretty cool too 😉 🌹", "context": ["Reasons to stay in @USER : 1 . @USER proposals will need to be passed at Conference . 2 . The leadership are over a barrel : it's politically impossible for them not to sign up . It's basically a hostage situation at this point 3 . If you don't , the party reverts .", "@USER @USER @USER They can tell . - it's an internal . matter and their proposals will be considered as part of a holistic review of Racism .", "@USER @USER @USER We already have sufficient equality legislation.and vest practise in place . Labour party also created their own hand book of guidelines . We don't need 10 pledges ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Also , the type of guy who wants his woman to give up work ( whether SW or not ) is also usually the type of guy who values his partner as a trophy ( and why not , when he paid dearly ? ) that he will trade in for the younger , tighter model as soon as he feels like it #commitment", "context": ["I ’ m confused as to how you can be in this industry and still be married / have a serious relationship . If it ’ s because you ’ re a super sexual person and need that fix , I get it . But I don ’ t understand the math behind being married AND working as a sw for the $ .", "@USER So to fit traditional gender roles - and there's nothing wrong with liking those - should every woman quit working after marriage ? Or just sex workers ? Personally , I'd be uncomfortable being completely financially dependent on one person - unless I have a prenup in my favour 😇", "@USER @USER Lol honestly either way . I don't want to be relying on \" pocket money \" . It's called love , Regina . Have you heard of it ? That's why sex workers get married . Why should anyone quit working when they marry ? How privileged ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I would of thought you'd of raised her with a winners mentality", "context": ["Meanwhile my 10 year old has just cooked her very first meal for me and her . She's overjoyed . I won't tell her I li … ", "@USER good . Maybe next time she'll strive to do better", "@USER she's in the bathroom with the door locked cutting her arms now because of you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "8 of 8 Cheering on all parents / carers / guardians raising children out there 👏 🙌 🏽 🤜 🤩 . Be kind to yourself because #parenting is hard ! But children soon grow up so enjoy the time with them now ! Make memories and be #intentional about quality time #familytime ", "context": ["A thread - 1 of 8 ! 2019 was a tough year for me but thankful for my supportive family , therapist , big brother in the Lord , tribe of women of faith who have stood & prayed & cried with me ! Where would I be if not for the Lord ? For he is good and his mercies endures forever ! #thanks ", "2 of 8 Many events took place this year including recording podcasts and speaking at events and involvement in 3 car accidents but God kept me and the family safe . However , my visit to #Greece and most importantly , #Kenya 🇰 🇪 gave me the needed perspective ... #parenting", "3 of 8 ... filled me with hope and peace knowing that the same God who looks out for our persecuted brothers and sisters and minorities in Kenya is also watching over me ! Can ’ t believe that 2020 is here because I can still remember finishing secondary school in #Nigeria in #1997 . ", "4 of 8 My life hasn ’ t gone the way I planned but I am extremely thankful for the path I am on . In addition , I am determined to fulfill my destiny as I celebrate an important #birthday 🎂 this year 🎉 ! Furthermore you will see lots of posts about things close to my heart ...", "5 of 8 .. empowering / celebrating women ; education ; raising boys , parenting ; mental health ; persecution of Christians ; empowering parents and young people ; #fibroids in black women ; #tech ; and counselling or therapy to overcome Adverse Childhood Experiences ( #ACEs ) and ! ", "6 of 8 I spent over 18 years in a range of settings supporting children as young as 3 in preschool , primary and secondary schools and their families & now work with youth and young adults . I believe that my experiences can help #parents understand #adolescent and child development"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So its vendictiveness why teachers sat out the last 2 weeks rather than fighting . They figure that the government didn't put in an effort why should they . Interesting . And your response is since the government wants to hurt students that you will also hurt students .", "context": ["The job action will be the fourth held by the Ontario Secondary School Teachers ' Federation in an attempt to ramp pressure on the provincial government during contract talks . ", "@USER Weird when they had two weeks to protest while students wouldn't be hurt they chose to spend it on vacation . But now the students are back , it's a good time to strike . You know , for the kids .", "@USER @USER Weird that the government had all summer to show up at the bargaining table but they were on shut down . The cuts they are making hurt kids far more than one day rotating strikes !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER WTF . I already said you can believe whatever you want and I'll respect it . My disbelief should not threaten you so .", "context": ["This election was especially crazy because it was a Scorpio ( Clinton ) against a Gemini ( Trump ) . Arguably two of the most intense signs .", "@USER Was this a joke tweet ? You know astrology is complete twoddle , I have to believe that .", "@USER I'm a strong believer in astrology . Might make a video explaining why in the next few weeks .", "@USER I respect your right to believe in it ... but it's not physically possible for it to be real . I'm a rationalist .", "@USER Learn that there are plenty of beliefs in the world and you don't have a good reason to try and invalidate others ' ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER here's a pic of you up'ing the hourly limit when it was \" re-evaluated \" then dropping it . Oh , no email ", "context": ["@USER just when I thought it doesn't get any worst than @USER - you up my hourly quota to 2,500 , then down to 25 with no warning", "@USER Hi Brandon . Does this happen to be a new Mandrill account ? If there is not a lot of activity , that quota will increase as more is sent", "@USER yes , but they re-evaluated me as a long-time mailchimp consumer and then it went up to 2,500 , then went back down to 25 - WTF", "@USER Hm , are you referring to our Support team ? That hourly quota can't be manually adjusted . It'll go up with time and good reputation ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Aww well keep trying and take care remember your good points 👍", "context": ["I really want to 🙏 it's not easy but I will keep working on myself 👊 ❤ ", "@USER Nothing wrong with who you are , you have many great qualities be proud 🤗", "@USER thank you but I keep making my life very difficult , it's exhausting being like that and gives you anxiety and panic for nothing"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because you've been #duped by #msm and #Hillary that we AND THATS A", "context": ["\" Well , we can't vote but we'll make sure our parents do ! \" #OHHillYes #OHVotesEarly #StrongerTogether ", "@USER @USER @USER Great ! Your future depends on it ! Vote Blue to KEEP America great ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Getting our country back from a government #hijacking is NOT going backwards ! #America", "@USER @USER @USER if Trump is POTUS , he & ragtags ( KKK , deplorables , idiots ) the country WILL slide BACKWARDS .", "@USER @USER @USER Vote for #satan Be my guest . Grandma read #Hillary friend JZ lyrics Ar … ", "@USER @USER @USER Being a grandma is great ! You better hope you make it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER people are walking around like zombies , bursting into tears while talking to complete strangers . #grief #fear", "context": ["You are an insane person . You think hundreds of thousands of people across the country are not real people ? they're … ", "@USER It's Twitter's fault . Part of me wants to laugh but it's not actually remotely funny .", "@USER You're right . On the one hand it's hilarious . On the other hand , everyone is scared to death .", "@USER Yes . You're not alone - a lot of us are petrified , but it must be magnified enormously for you in the US :-("]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ? Wow ! ! It's really . Very hard working . How many days you need to working on it ? Inform me .", "context": ["@USER secure check out page doesn't load ... can't go beyond ' place order ' .", "@USER We truly do apologize for this inconvenience you've experienced . Could you drop us a direct message along with details ?", "@USER @USER As per firstcry's policy if i cancel my order they return my money within 10 to 15 days . But today 16 days over . I am not getting my money back . Firstcry is a cheater company , just like a begger . Firstcry was not fulfill their promise . ", "@USER @USER Please allow us some time our team is already working on it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Let ’ s do the math ... $ 3M divided by the $ 2,800 individual limits means 1,071 people are in on your illegal conspiracy .", "context": ["🚨 🚨 BOOM ! Proud to announce we significantly outraised my Far Left Hollywood funded opponent #TaxinTedra by over $ 1M 🚨 🚨 Our Q4 stats : 🔥 Over $ 3.2 M raised ! ! ! 50K new Elise for Congress donors Avg donation : $ 50 Thank you to #NY21 & America ! ! ", "@USER @USER Guess who doesn ’ t know how Campaign contribution limits work ?", "@USER @USER Guess who is so naive that they don ’ t understand how the kochs can hire “ donors ” to work for them . Fool"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ohhhh I can't wait for the break ! ! Haha . #JEALOUS but also of you ! ! ! Crushing it . Jan 31 is SO CLOSE what the heck ? ? ?", "context": ["I ... am getting 10 gd chapters done today ... or else no Eagles game tomorrow . THERE . I SAID IT . IT'S OUT IN THE UNIVERSE . See you on the other side . #PitchWars ", "@USER Thank you thank you ! ! ! How are revisions going for you ? !", "@USER I ’ m on a break for now — I recently sent my first round revisions to my mentors and am awaiting feedback . Trying to enjoy the break and not pre-freak out for no good reason ! 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER does @USER do any turn-based multiplayer games ? he never returns my private snapchats :(", "context": ["I hate the freemium game model so much but I give in and get addicted to a new one", "@USER what games are you playing right now ? a couple of friends and i are looking for some for the holiday season .", "@USER All mine are single player and quite dumb"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh indeed , it's brilliant 🙂 thank you for all the daily live videos 👍 #soberlife", "context": ["Drinking can have a profound effect not just on the person doing the drinking , but on their #relationships with others as well . This is true whether one person in the relationship is doing most of the drinking or when both people are drinking . 😟 #alcoholfree #partner ", "@USER Indeed it has a massive strane on relationships . I for one know this very well . The last two months not drinking as been brilliant for us both .", "@USER So glad to hear you ’ ve seen an improvement since starting your challenge , that ’ s amazing Simon !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER well . Guess you all owe me a new Samsung . Since you left me a message you have it but somehow can ’ t send it to me now .", "context": ["@USER has my phone . But I guess since I missed my one call . I … ", "@USER Hello Sarge , have you received any additional outreach since our last conversation ? ^ NJ", "@USER unfortunately no . Just emails stating they haven ’ t found my phone they called me about . Stating they have it .", "@USER We have the item numbers from our previous conversation . Can you confirm the date you filed the form ? ^ NJ", "@USER Thanks . We will see if we have some information to clarify what's going on with this . ^ NJ", "@USER thank you . It really should be back in my hands by now . Not sure why no call back number is given or another call attempt was made", "@USER Of course , Sarge . We will try to get this cleared up . ^ NJ"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER outsider who is an elitist . & not that much of an outsider . It's that with all that education they didn't see the con .", "context": ["College educated white men and women who voted for Obama went for Trump so can't call them racists Hillary was perveived as a DNC elitist", "@USER yeah , & we all know #GOP elitist are better the #DNC elitist . This is a #WTF", "@USER The fact is that college educated whites who voted for Obama voted for Trump Hillary was viewed as an eitist Trump an outsider"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER we'll probably be called #sexist and #misogynistic unless we also now show #MrJanuary . So here's one for the ladies ! ", "context": ["Good night 🌛 The thing that stands out to me is the fist ... wonderif is socialist alternative sponsored ", "@USER I'm NOT PROMOTING THESE PEOPLE BY FORWARDING . ignoring THEM IS A POWERFUL TOOL . All they want is to destroy our present Democratic System . @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Great education they had ... is it me or is proof reading a thing of the past . I mean I would like to PATRICIPATE in proof reading there 4th demand ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER WC dear 🙂 lets make our soul our own garden & colour Life with 😇 ❤ ️ 😍 😘 ️ ️ ️ ️ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #Happy_New_Year thank you all frndzzz wishing good health , happiness , infinite blessings 😇 💟 ❤ ️ 😘 😍 ", "@USER @USER @USER 😇 ❤ ️ 🙏 😍 😘 may the new dawn brings much more happiness and infinite blessings for all you ... Amen ! ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Good noon / time dear , have a wonderful time ahead , may your all dreams come true in this year 😇 ❤ ️ 😍 😘 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much my dear Anu 💗 We wish you my heart , may your desires be fulfilled in this new year 😊 Good afternoon 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you dear 🙏 👭 may all your life shine brighter than thousand stars this year n enjoy the infinite blessings 😇 ❤ ️ 💝 have peaceful time ", "@USER @USER @USER 🙏 🙏 Thank you my dear Anu 💗 Have a beautiful Friday 🌹 Good night 💞 ", "@USER @USER @USER Every moment or time never ever return so make the most of it , good time all frndz #Weekend 😇 ❤ ️ 💝 💓 😘 ️ peaceful night sleep ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my dear Anu , I was answering here , I have some problems with my main account . Good afternoon and happy night dear friends 🙏 🌹 😊 😇 ", "@USER @USER @USER It's ok dear those who matter mist , will always find the ways n we are soul connected , have a blissful time , stay happy always 😇 ❤ ️ 💓 💜 💖 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my dear Anu . Happy Sunday with your family 💕 💕 Good morning and happy evening 😊 😇 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Sending out love & best wishes for a lovely morning , hae a blissful #Sunday n sweet GN from me , tc , warnings 😇 ❤ ️ 💚 💛 💜 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my dear Anu 💗 Happy night , have a good rest ; see you tomorrow if God allows it 🙏 🌹 😇 ", "@USER @USER @USER is an unfolding journey that begins within 🙂 sending it always n do share it as it's the greatest happiness / contentment , best wishes for the new week dear frndz 😇 ❤ ️ 💞 💟 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Hello my dear Anu 🙋 ( Always with the problem of not being able to access my account , sorry for the delay to respond ) Thank you very much , happy Tuesday and good night 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Always keep the special people in the heart , whom not able to see but never forget , sweet time dear #Moments if live pese joy laughter fir everyone here 😇 ❤ ️ n sweet GN from me 😍 😘 😘 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my dear Anu 💗 That's right . A hug and my love to you 🌹 Happy night 💗 good afternoon dear friends 🌹 😘 ", "@USER @USER @USER Every person is beautiful in its own way , Be happy , be kind , be fearless , be unique & special n most importantly #Be #you smile as no one can ever replace you 🙂 GM frndzzz times make the most of every moment 😇 ❤ ️ 😍 😍 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my dear Anu 😊 Happy Thursday to all 🌹 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER typical mean spirited trumpster I pray 4 this country with citizens like you #hate", "context": ["Some reminders on horrific beliefs & tactics of Stephen Bannon : ; ; ", "These are actual headlines Bannon published on his \" news \" site , this is Trump's chief strategist & sr . counselor : ", "@USER @USER I'm glad he picked @USER just because you libs are howling at the moon about it ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER a typical mean spirited trumpster this has nothing to do with being a lib un american", "@USER @USER @USER lib and anti-American go hand in hand . What's wrong with you idiots ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Feed his lambs Take care of his sheep Feed his sheep Follow Him #SlateSpeak #Jesus", "context": ["* huff , puff * Greetings , everyone ! Welcome to #SlateSpeak , your weekly progressive Christian chat . However , all are welcome , regardless of religion , or lack thereof . I am your host , and sorry I'm late . ( I was watching #JeopardyGOAT . ) ...", "... #SlateSpeak We don't always agree with other or the host , and that is ok : this is a safe place . We just ask you to please not troll . Now , for intros : name , pronouns , and one thing you hope for in the upcoming decade ( to do or to become ) ...", "#SlateSpeak ... while the intros are coming in , I'll start with prayer , but first note that my intro question is tied to our theme tonight : Lord God , thank you for bringing us to a new year and a new decade ! We ask for your guidance tonight ...", "#SlateSpeak ... and that we may be your instruments for peace and justice in the world . ( * now , please , conclude this prayer how you conclude it : I like to say , \" In Jesus ' name \" , but please say what you'd like ) Amen !", "#SlateSpeak ... Happy New Year , everyone ; I hope 2020 is going well in your personal lives , even if it got to a rough start . Not only is it a new year , but a new decade , and this brings us to our topic : new beginnings ! ...", "#SlateSpeak ... A smart aleck can dismiss this year / day as like any other and arbirary . However , rituals give space for expressing various emotions . For a new year , and particularly a new decade , it reflects our longings for new beginnings and for taking inventory ...", "#SlateSpeak ... I will follow @USER and start with scripture and say that God was , is , and is to come . ( Rev 4:8 ) Q1 : How do you see this verse tied to our theme ?", "#SlateSpeak ... Now , to the next question : Q2 : Which other scriptures do you see as tied to the theme of new beginnings , looking towards our future , etc . ?", "#SlateSpeak ... I think I'll go onto the next question : someone quoted \" In the beginning \" . I heard on a Jewish podcast that the verse can be read in Hebrew as \" With a beginning \" , meaning we can always have a new beginning ...", "#SlateSpeak ... I love that idea , and love the idea of being able to hit reset . However , as @USER notes , \" the past is incarnated in the present \" . Q3 : What things from the past are incarnated in the present and must be addressed if we are to have a new beginning ?", "#SlateSpeak ... @USER continues with her quote , \" The present gives birth to the future \" ( from the novel The Bastard of Istanbul [ CN for rape and genocide ] ) ...", "#SlateSpeak ... Q4 : As we discuss new beginnings and start a new decade , which steps ( small things included ) can we take to give birth to a good future , such that 2030 is better than 2020 ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER wI Perhaps I should go to a Trump rally and incite violence ! #hate Oh wait , liberals do that", "context": ["Obama leads the crowd in a chant of \" Fired up and ready to go \" ", "@USER Love this man . Touched so many lives . Hard to see him go . :(", "@USER @USER Care to remind me what he did so well ?", "@USER @USER @USER I do . Valuable time . Will not waste it on you . Start working on your hate . It will take forever ...", "@USER @USER @USER I don't hate , I simply try to educate . Apparently you fail in this regard", "@USER @USER @USER It's not my responsibility to educate you , gotta do that one on your own . :)", "@USER @USER @USER .. Still thinking of something ? I will forgive you when you see the light"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER She did ! I'm so happy and relieved . Its like you know it will be fine but you just cannot help it ! 😻 😻 😻", "context": ["OK at the moment but we're all out of out mind really about our little princess and her op in the morning . It's crazy , you know she will be fine , but you can't help yourself . It's called love ❤ ️ ", "I've just dropped her off and she hates me 😿 I have to ring at 4pm for an update 🤞 ", "Everything has gone well and I can pick her up in an hour 😻 😻 😻 I mean , of course , it was always going to be fine ... it wasn't like I was stressing or anything 🙀 🙀 #Artemis ", "@USER Yay ! ! ! Sweet little girl aced it - - and so did Mum ! ! Of course you worried - - she is the most precious thing , how could you not worry ? ? 💖 🥰 😻 🥰 💖"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The prohibitive narrative of the 2016 election cycle is that you can use race & lies to unite a certain demographic of voters", "context": ["I initially backed Bernie Sanders ... was not positive about his viability for the general elections , I'm disappointe … ", "@USER @USER I also blame to a large extent the msm who fixated on emails . This fed the right wing narrative about HRC .", "@USER Yup , those emails fed the narrative that she wasn't truthful and gave Donald Trump and his surrogates so much ammunition . #optics", "@USER Right , which was so ridiculous in that Trump lied every time he opened his mouth . Media numb to his lies so let them go ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Fear being tempered by Protesters denounce Trump , urge respect , love @USER ", "context": ["He is about to see the that America has for civil and human rights , maybe understanding will happen when #peace wins #TrumpProtest", "@USER but American's tend to believe peace is war - they find war peaceful for some reason", "@USER American government never had a great approach to what #peace is or humanity , all can help with and #peace in our heart", "@USER I'd be learning what love in heart actually means , the American way is deadly"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You are probably right and although I have now found a #knitting pattern for a #nest I may still try #crochet for one day .", "context": ["@USER You should definitely have a go ! Check out @USER You Tube tutorials ... they're really good !", "@USER @USER Thanks Mrs M yes they look great and very clear and easy to follow . However if I am going to help the poor #animals effected by the #AustralianWildFires it will probably be quicker if I picked up my needles rather than start from scratch with !", "@USER @USER Ooh , yes if you knit already , best to crack on with that 😄 👍 🐾 🐨"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER woah thats so early ! I cant be there that early bc of school and i really cant skip monday", "context": ["@USER hey is there something on the back of that blue shirt ?", "@USER yesssss it's the same as on the front just bigger", "@USER going to see Panic monday and already looked what merch would be there ahaha", "@USER youre welcome , you will enjoy it so much", "@USER i stood directly in front of brendon yep ", "@USER yes i indeed am ! i'm so thankful for this all , can you even imagine"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Maybe a word to the staff / management in Queens St ... not the first time it's happened ... #loyalcustomer", "context": ["Turned away at 3.54 pm Queen Street Mall @USER BNE when closing is 4pm . Very disappointing for a long time customer #nocustomerservice", "I was turned away 30m before close at the Queen St store @USER RUDE ! 😧 😢 @USER", "@USER Hi Cliff , I do apologise that this was a poor experience . What was it that you were after and I can do my best to assist ? - G", "@USER No Thanks . The great people at Carindale helped me . I'm so hoping I can get a great deal when I upgrade my plan on 26/11 ...", "@USER Glad to hear the staff at Carindale were able to assist . Let us know if we can do anything for you in future . - Georgie"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "They ’ ve been there all along , you just need to quiet yourself and trust what you feel ✨ 💜 Follow @USER — — — #psychic #tarot #psychicreading", "context": ["So ... I study and read books from various people . And the recurring theme is trust your intuition when you see signs . I used to go crazy looking for signs , and now they come to me very naturally after I just listened and stopped going crazy . ", "So anyway ... I ’ m sitting at a red light , and I had a thought pop in my head that my brother Eric ’ s Birthday is coming up , ( not til March and it ’ s so like him to remind me way in advance 😂 ) . And then my arm went a little funny feeling , that ’ s how I know when he ’ s there .", "And I said in my head “ Eric are you here ? ” And I heard “ look over to your left ” and boom 💥 ... there it was ! A random truck with my brothers name ... hello Eric 💙 I always know he ’ s there when I have that feeling , but you know ...", "sometimes I over analyze it , and I think maybe I just had a shiver or an itch 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ but when a sign is right in your face ... trust it ... I know I still have a lot of learning and practicing , but I wanted to jump on and give a little glimmer of hope to those waiting for your signs ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It does & its so true that #positive beats a #negative every time :)", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Aw good . Need to reccy some clues for my treasure hunt", "@USER @USER @USER you doing treasure hunt ? Do you ever stop woman ?", "@USER @USER @USER I got asked week before he went . The show must go on !", "@USER @USER @USER it keeps you busy . I gave u as an eg to my friend", "@USER @USER @USER it is but you are amazing should be proud xx", "@USER @USER @USER I know you should write a self help book xx", "@USER @USER @USER Moi ? Lol ! Just being brave & hold head high . X", "@USER @USER you have done the same yourself Char , you have carried on , its life , its what we all do #keepcalmandcarryon", "@USER @USER I have to carry on as I have G to look after but Annie could have just given up but she didn't that's strength x", "@USER @USER Its often when life throws you a curveball you learn how strong you are & you are too - dont knock yourself", "@USER @USER thanks Mel that's true . Annie is an example to us all & she's always smiling on here . 😀", "@USER @USER I know you have terrible times but you are brilliant at appearing on here cheerful never a moan Xxx", "@USER @USER well what you're doing gains you an enormous amount of respect doesn't it Mel ? #bravelady x"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER hate = a mask for the self-loathing & like bullying must be confronted with strength and courage = leapoffaith #hateantidote", "context": ["When you legitimize white nationalism even if you say you don't agree what do you enable ? Hate and blame are powerful political drugs .", "@USER so are love and forgiveness . Just no so easy to offer as hate and blame ... #loveisloveislove", "@USER humans don't trust love as easily as we trust hate and blame . Love requires you to look inward . Hate protects you from that ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The moment she discovers she's the same person in the mirror @USER @USER @USER #kids #expression ", "context": ["From homelessness at young #age as #Refugees #careleaver to becoming CEO / Founder of You Vs You Ltd . I have learnt to never in thanks to all those that have supported me along the way @USER @USER @USER ", "May any negativity and calamity that tries to follow you into #2020 bounce of you like this one here inshallah ( Amen ) #football #believeit @USER @USER @USER ", "Sometimes in other to engage with young people , you need to take them out of their comfort zone and introduce them to new environment where they can be happy and have fun . Not every day #workshops and #training @USER @USER @USER #Refugees "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh dang I am so sad I forgot to add him to my list . Never forget", "context": ["It ’ s a good question , let ’ s share resources ! @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Honestly some great ones in the list above you tagged . Some others that come to mind right off :", "@USER @USER @USER If you ’ re going that way , you can ’ t leave out"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 🙏 Thank you sir Knowing / understanding the theory is one thing Adopting it and practically living it creates Joy", "context": ["Finding the Universe in a Coffee Cup - SFGate with ⁦ @USER ⁩ ", "@USER The tiniest is the same as the largest , this is the mystery of existence .", "@USER @USER The real mystery is not to know that microcosm and macrocosm is the same The real mystery is how one can live a happy Life", "@USER @USER Of course , I agree . The small and the large are not just objects , they are the “ large ” and “ small ” accomplishments , feelings , tastes , thoughts , everything . This is what we mean . Without this understanding , we live aimlessly ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Add a #kaiju to the mix with the putties , and that style of film fighting , man that could be #legendary . Reduce the use of #slowmotion but at a rate we can see what is actually happening . . and goldar doing their thing .", "context": ["#needstohappen the #PowerRangers movie needs to use the fight choreographer from all the #bollywood films . @USER could make a movie unlike any in the market in the past 10yrs . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Yes I know their is more than one choreographer , but all of their fights have the same mind set . #PowerRangers #couldbeamazing unlike no American film in the past decade +", "@USER @USER @USER All the over the top action and camp , but with a hard as nails serious delivery in the fight . #exciting and fresh . #PowerRangers"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER the middle class worker has been conned again by trickle down lies ,", "context": ["@USER summary : blue collar working class , legal immigrants , and the forgotten rural American voted and threw the establishment out", "@USER @USER no they re-elected incumbent Republicans and just went with establishment party line for Pres . they're saying asmuch", "@USER @USER Dems ran on Globalization and World Environment , Trump on America and American's first . That helped Rep incumbents", "@USER @USER well then I assume his clothing lines will start production on US soil .", "@USER @USER fair enough , but voters gave the establishment chance after chance and were desperate for change . Nothing to lose", "@USER @USER they gave Obama a chance by vowing to make him 1 term Pres & grind gov to halt , like that ?", "@USER @USER establishment Republicans helped Obama pass health care and middle class only pays more for less . #agreetodisagree", "@USER @USER well then just wait for its repeal and for drug prices to skyrocket ... what's the timeline for trickle down change ?", "@USER @USER I see EpiPens costing $ 600 . As I said , lots of people saw nothing to lose . If nothing changes , pain continues", "@USER @USER I guess we can't blame that on GOP obstruction , that would actually be based on logic and facts not feelings", "@USER @USER GOP benefited from Trump coat tails . Dems ignored majority in Primary and went with Clinton and super delegates .", "@USER @USER GOP put forth 8 yrs obstruction towards infrastructure jobs sabotage national recovery and are rewarded , #deplorable", "@USER @USER issue is media and Dems talked about the great recovery , when the under educated blue collar worked saw none ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #omg , really ? ! steer clear of the #losers & sounds like you did . #trust me I get my share of because they either are of my or their own . but thats a YP * your problem & not MP ( my problem ) , I use that term often . sending & ", "context": ["Can you believe some pudgy middle-age guy is that weight shaming me in the street ? Best part is now he saying my nose is too big unreal LOL", "@USER I #believe that you just remain as #gorgeous as you are as #hatersgonnahate !", "@USER It ’ s all because I didn ’ t want to talk to him"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER On vet day many selfish #trumpprotest marched to cry over own #butthurt vs just showing up to support community vets .", "context": ["#trumpprotest selfish whiners don't want unity , they put themselves before community . Where was support in these nu … ", "@USER @USER Where was Trump on Veteran's Day ? Guess how many ceremonies he visited ?", "@USER #trumpprotest supposed to be better or worse than Trump ? Seem worse.Vulgar , vile , destructive , only self-interests.No unity or community", "@USER I'd ignore the fact he was a no-show too ... It's terribly damning to your narrative .", "@USER What narrative ? I am me not Trump . Selfish #trumpprotest could have shown how much THEY care about community by supporting vets .", "@USER You and I both know it was a mistake . Petulant , \" I'm more important than others \" behavior only hurts movement . Blown chance ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh heck yeah ! ! We go out anywhere special or just a nice low key night ? I think Ravens might make a run here , Mr.Jackson is", "context": ["Okay enough trying to sell out for the night whew how ’ s everyone doing what we doing tonight we sipping we chilling how you doing", "@USER Thank you Treb , I hope you and the family have a fantastic night", "@USER we are doing it , fink . Date night , then some sixers , a little nfl"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ahh good catch , cant remember much of this game .", "context": ["Capcom producer Peter Fabiano confirmed \" Carlos will have his own interesting section to play through \" in the Resident Evil 3 remake . ", "@USER @USER Lol did he really run away after you pulled out that rocket launcher ? Lol . Gotta love that infinite ammo dlc lol", "@USER @USER @USER there's a hole in the floor right when he turned back"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER what's the point of tagging bags n feeding so much data while checkin when u can't locate the bag", "context": ["@USER Need help not able to track my baggage .. been 24hrs . E-ticket # 607-1123443 367-68", "@USER We're working behind the scenes with EY to locate your bags . You can check for updates here : ", "@USER could you pls let me know how time you are expecting it should take as I am on a short trip .", "@USER Please keep your receipts from any necessities bought . You're able to submit for reimbursement here : .", "@USER I am here only for 2 weeks and I need a quick solution for reimbursement .", "@USER Please contact our Baggage team at 800-535-5225 for any interim expenses that can be given until you get your bags .", "@USER please expedite the process to search my bag as it's been more than 48 hrs #frustrated #disap"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Unfortunately the UK guideline committee decided to recommend against scans other than ultrasound and sestamibi , despite our recommendations for 4D . A cost saving venture no doubt which does not weigh up when balanced with failed operations . ", "context": ["The parathyroid surgeon in Birmingham with high regard for himself but not recommended by us ; removed 2 adenomas but decided to leave a third as it was quite small .. WHY ? ? Patient is suffering with elevated levels again unsurprisingly ..", "@USER Intra op it may be difficult to know which adenoma is the source of PTH is or indeed it may be multiple .", "@USER Yet there are still far too many surgeons in the UK refusing to look at remaining glands or intraoperatively test levels", "@USER 4D CT has ended our use of frozen section or intraop testing unless the scan is unhelpful which is rare"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes words like that don't work for my bi racial family members . #StrongerAsOne #KindnessIsMagic ", "context": ["Tremendous progress this week on transit for our region . A transit vision big enough for all of Austin #projectconnect ", "@USER @USER Uhhh the reality of being a black woman or a Latina is very different than being a white woman . I don ’ t know firsthand , clearly , but look up “ intersectionality ” . Acknowledging race isn ’ t racist just because it makes you feel uncomfortable 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER Uhhhhhhhh not really . White people face all the same struggles these days , been there with my friends of many colors knee deep . It ’ s actually propaganda broadcasted for political gain . Stop being so naive and quit focusing on what separates us ( that ’ s so 1950 ’ s of y ’ all ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yet In North America , ironically its again , the white privileged european colonizers who chant : ‘ Go Back Where You Came From ’ How does one who ’ s 1/2 Indian and 1/2 European do that ? You ’ re an anomaly #GlobalCommunity #KindnessIsCoolest #NoRacism", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Are you a millionaire then . You could leave your home and friends , and set up afresh in a another continent ?", "@USER @USER @USER Er - anyone can if they want to enough . EG - ALL the minorities who moved to the West out of choice in the first place ! Sure - if you expect welfare your whole life then you should stay here . If you have anything to offer - you can move . My family have for centuries .", "@USER @USER @USER Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu , PhD , MBA , LLM , MA , LLB , IAQ New York Attorney & Solicitor of England & Wales is not from Africa and she's educated in England , Cambridge , Birkbeck , Westminster etc . She has roots here and a career .", "@USER @USER @USER She is successful in a white country - as I stated . Hence - a complete hypocrite .", "@USER @USER @USER ‘ White country ’ ? Whose people colonized others countries Slaughtered native inhabitants Who decimated and attempted to destroy native cultures elsewhere Whose privileged white Christians attempted to kill native children through assimilation"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🤣 🤣 🤣 not if I get rid of YOU first ! 🤣 🤣", "context": ["Well hello there . I see you , I see you like to cook . And i like to eat . You chose a meaty cheesy dish almost like you what I like .. this challenge is perfect , every challenge has lead to this . To me knowing about YOU . ", "@USER Eeeeee okay YOU have tossed ! Lol ... However I will kindly ask YOU to not chuff my Ozzband like this abeg ooooo 🤣 🤣 🤣 . Joe doesn ’ t know what he is doing to us mwebantu #YOU", "@USER 🤣 😂 😂 😂 but in the spirit and nature of joe . I have to get rid of YOU ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I don ’ t disagree . Put you in that Florida offense and Katie bar the fking door !", "context": ["If Herschel Walker and Tim Tebow aren ’ t 1st and 2nd in the college football best players countdown , its illegitimate . Period . Either order", "@USER Took Tim ... ? ? ? what was it 56 games to break records ? Not Ute just checkin", "@USER Come on , JB ! You ’ re one of the greatest competitors to ever walk the earth . How can you not say he ’ s 1 or 2 ?", "@USER With all due respect to you and Dak , national titles mean something too . You know that having played at the greatest high school football program ever !", "@USER National titles should not go too one guy ... that is what happens ... ie Danny whuerfel ( so ) Jay Barker - and the list goes on"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER oh ohhh ... not wanting to respond with specifics huh ? #fear ? Don't jump to Another subject", "context": ["Donald Trump loves conspiracy theories . So do his supporters . via @USER", "@USER @USER four men dying then lying to their families and America is no conspiracy #Benghazi", "@USER @USER @USER & how many congressional hearings did they have about it ?", "@USER @USER @USER great rebuttal question but I highly doubt you know the exact number do you ? #FactsMatter"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER whats the matter @USER u suppprt a guy who supports a soros backed company yet u ", "context": ["He was exposed as a fraud and ran away .. thats where davey went ", "@USER @USER oh come on like i didn't ss it . I know how these cowards work ", "@USER @USER not deleted he blocked me .. went to his safe space ..", "@USER @USER should i tell @USER i still see him .. lol block when truth hits 😂 😂 😂 #safe space"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Stood in front of you MIstress would be a dream come true #heaven #perfection #fearful", "context": ["#pretty little freshly painted #toes . Who wants to come and #worship them ? … ", "@USER @USER You can't beat a good bit of armored rubber in your life", "@USER @USER always on my knees for you and you look in that corset mistress #slave4life", "@USER yes , I do . Imagine being stood directly in front of me #submit #worship #fear"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Some forget that WE Honour what WE do , NOT the contrary . WE add #Value for what WE wear , NOT the #brand . Our #Attitude says who WE are , NOT our . Our speaks of what we are made of , not our . People are or not this is about , not ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Peace to you , and two countries certainly seems more ideal than a greater number .", "@USER @USER @USER And there is nothing more beautiful than #Respect ❤ ️ . #Intimacy does NOT exclude Respect . #Healthy people respect the of The Other , The . is Sacred . Some canNOT live without & . , impose NOThing . Never . 👅 And ", "@USER @USER @USER some look at silence as boredom or privacy as loneliness , but although they can mean that , i'd venture to say silence and privacy are needs .", "@USER @USER @USER \" some look at silence as boredom or privacy as loneliness , but although they can mean that , i'd venture to say silence and privacy are needs . \" And YOU are #Wise ✍ ️ #WowOwLWriTer 🙌 SanTé 🍷 🍷 #Intelligence with ! ! Yes ! is not is not ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you ( Obrigado ) so very much . - and a superb photo ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks @USER for wonderful customer experience looking forward to more transactions with you 😊 #Happycustomer #CustomerService", "context": ["@USER need a help , I booked a comedy show ticket and reached to the location as app guided but later on got to know that the show has been cancelled . How to get the refund ? 😐", "@USER Sorry to hear that Kalpana , we are here to help you . Please DM us your booking id so that we could have the details checked for you . - AB", "@USER Sent you the tickets . I booked 4 of them . Probably you hv already recieved refund request from organizers too", "@USER Thank you for talking to us . Have a good day ! :)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This can help a alot whoever get this money ... #Job 👌", "context": ["#Who_am_I Born in Japan . After high school , I made my rock band debut . I then founded a fashion EC ‘ ZOZOTOWN ’ . TSE-listed and gained a market worth of US $ 15 billion . In Sept . 2019 , I sold it to Softbank Group and stepped down as CEO . My net worth is now US $ 2 billion ( Forbes ) . ", "I have a passion for collecting contemporary art , Japanese antiques , supercars , wine etc . Some people know me for purchasing J.M.Basquiat ’ s $ 110 million painting . I will be the first civilian to fly around the moon on @USER ' s Starship rocket , scheduled to launch in 2023 . ", "In 2019 , I did a 100 million yen giveaway on Twitter ( 1M yen to 100 winners ) . I hold the record for the most retweeted tweet . In 2020 , I did a giveaway of up to 1 billion yen . This social experiment will study the effects of UBI . Will you be happier if you were given 1M yen ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I am eternally grateful to each of you and to #Jamaica the BIGGEST and BEST little island a girl could have the privilege to represent ! 🇯 🇲 🇯 🇲 #MissJamaica #MissJamaicaUniverse ", "context": ["Reflecting on how this past decade started , the experience that truly catapulted my career . Competing in @USER finishing first runner up ( second place ) making history as #Jamaica ’ s highest ever placing to date , will always be one of the greatest achievements of my career ! ", "The past decade has been such an incredible journey of dreams , growth , aspirations , passion , wins , losses , milestones , development , expansion , evolution and this moment here is where it all began ! ", "To each and every one of you who supported me on my journey , thank you ! ! To each of you who still remember vividly where you were on this day in 2010 , thank you ! The kind of love and support I have received has often been the fire that helped propel me in some very trying times . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Direct3D , #Draw3DBox #XDirection , Concealable Banana , is to , & benefit , Vs . LineUp + 1BulletAll ? ~ > Succeed ", "context": ["> _ > hm . @USER Former Xbox Executive Picks PS5 and PC for Next-Gen ", "@USER I haven't read it and I already know this is a stupid article . For a \" former executive \" $ 500 + a couple controllers is nothing so if he cared enough he'd just roll both .", "@USER @USER , come back ! @USER Nah Bro , we only travel in #XDirection I got #BigEndian over F'd or Line + 1Bullet Fire . death to America , March Forward ! on , \" NoInterMarry based on Percentile \" ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER white country ? America was stolen . But the earth belongs to everyone #zen #", "context": ["Dear Liberals is it racist that mexico has strict immigration and voting laws ?", "@USER no , no the population of Mexico is Mexicans . America is multicultural , History lesson bro ? #Trumpism", "@USER @USER Funny thing how it's only ever white countries that apparently need \" multiculturalism \" ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I stand on #Fidelity . Marriage is not just . Marriages can barely survive on that these days . #Honour , , and are the pillars that keep marriage alive . Love may be the foundation but no one moves into a building on foundational level .", "context": ["IF you as my wife meet my side chick in a mall and you choose to disrespect me by making a show of it , if the babe respect's me and keeps her calm . I am upgrading her to wife , end of story ...", "@USER You first disrespected your wife by having a side chic in the first place Sir . Kindly swallow that bitter pill . Threatening to marry her is hogwash . Is that supposed to make your wife faint ? A gbacha oso aguo mile .", "@USER @USER Nkem , if you have an issue with a side chick , face your husband , free the girl , the woman was lucky the side chick is a gentle person . Please avoid public confrontation , it's not the best . I've been married for a decade , trust me when i say its not the best .", "@USER @USER @USER Have you ever come across the line : ' hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ' ? . Never dictate to the offended how they should behave . The appropriate thing is not to offend .", "@USER @USER @USER That's a carnal phrase . Your happiness is what counts . Prov . 38 . From the bible . A virtuous woman ! , kindly read it . There is no gain in ruthlessness or a woman being too smart . IT DOES NOT PAY .", "@USER @USER @USER ' Your happiness is what counts ' - the most selfish , egotistic and narcissistic comment overused by people . Your partner's happiness should come first . Study the Bible . There is no Proverbs 38 . Proverbs 31 never justifies the nonsensicality of immortality . Oga , please , STUDY !", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Sir for your correction , it's actually Proverbs 31 , excuse my typo . But you're a guy and I sincerely don't know where you stand on the issue , most likely you're married and talking from experience . So it's fine ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER HAPPY #FRIDAY SIS KATHY 💞 🙏 💙 💜 AND #EVERYONE 🇺 WISH YOU A FRIDAY WITH PEACE AND FOR ALL OUR . ", "context": ["@USER Hi . How is your mom ? I was confused as to what was going on", "@USER Still in the hospital . Lots going on , but not major . UTI . Antibiotics . Wound treatment for the foot . They did an ultrasound last night to make sure there is no clot ... major swelling . Going to replace her old feeding tube this afternoon . Her mouth hurts bad . Doing better", "@USER Thank God . I did not understand what Elke was saying so I was confused . Glad she is being taken care of ok . Hopefully she will be ok and out soon .", "@USER @USER #SORRY SIS KATHY , , #WHAT YOU NOT #UNTERSTAND , , , I ASKED MINDY , , , TELL ME WHAT YOUR , , , HAS A .", "@USER @USER No you said more on one I read . I didn't understand what was wrong", "@USER @USER OKAY , , , ALL IS GOOD 💞 💞 🙏 💙 💜 SIS KATHY I WAS #WORRIED FROM MINDY'S #MOM", "@USER @USER HAPPY #FRIDAY SIS KATHY 🙏 💞 💐 💙 💜 AND MINDY AND #EVERYONE #PATRIOTS WISH YOU ALL FROM MY A FRIDAY . WITH , , , , , PEACE AND FOR ALL OUR , , , GOD AND STAY "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER . @USER I'm pro life . I can't make that choice for someone . They need to choose . I was adopted , not aborted . #grateful", "context": ["If you are an unborn baby in your mother's womb . I will protect U & stop Planned Parenthood from violently bashing your skull in #safetypin", "@USER I hope you would do the same if the baby was LGBTQI . I'm pro life and gay . Hopefully every life is sacred to you . #safetypin", "@USER @USER abortion instructions are in the bible . Have any of u imbeciles even read it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The END , 15 JAN APPROACHING ‼ ️ ACT FAST ‼ ️ ANY 1 WHO WANTS 2 RID SELF OUT OFF DEBT , WATCH 👉 🏻 VIDEO : Re Bank of England Announces Commencement of Global Debt Jubilee Roll 💰 #Light #Gratitude ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Heard this on the radio a few days ago . Very heartwarming story . Also not sure how 501c3 ' s work ( exactly ) & / or how financial reimbursement ( filing long form on taxes ) works for donations of this manner . Speculating church will probably / maybe get this $ back . Nevertheless ❤ ❤ ❤ 🙏", "@USER @USER @USER RV ? I've little knowledge of this matter , just passed on t gr8t INFO here ‼ ️ & Over heard about RV 4 t poor coming RIGHT NOW as X-MAS gifts , 4 us FUNDS get straight in banks ⁉ ️ & + info from Dr.Sam & Kent . U might like 2check 👉 🏻 ⭐ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ link as well ", "@USER @USER @USER Watch “ Medical Debt PayOff ” on #Vimeo cc ... Looks like the poor / ill people will get a letter informs them as to that they are no longer in DEBT , as simple as that , I think ! W0W 🙏 🙏 🙏 #ThanQ 🌹 God 💙", "@USER @USER @USER Yes it's truly a blessing for those with a mountain of medical debt . Great christmas gift 🎅 🎄 😉", "@USER @USER @USER ANYONE WANT TO RID Y YOURSELF OFF DEBT , WATCH THIS VIDEO 👉 🏻 : WeRe Bank of England Announces Commencement of Global Debt Jubilee Roll ... via YouTube "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When ur rich and it ’ s the holiday season but you make time for reading #delicious #smart #billgates ", "context": ["Bill Gates and books : a pure thread to kickstart 2020 off right ", "Love the way this looks like a biblical offering , nice shot Bill ", "Love the pastel wardrobe in this one coupled with the modern art backdrop "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER r u proud willing to shout it out loud & clear that you support and welcome the support of someone who takes legal action to silence a critic but then pays £ 100k withdraws his case & seemingly no longer fights the allegations against him #honoured ", "context": ["Wonderful endorsement from Cllr Ian Ward who is the leader of the biggest local authority in Europe , Birmingham . I have worked closely with Ian and his colleagues campaigning against cuts to Birmingham schools @USER @USER #angelafordeputy #TeamAngela #FightingtoWin ", "@USER @USER @USER Congrats Angela wishing you much luck great to have the support of these eminent Brum lab members #ThursdayThoughts #bcclive ", "@USER @USER @USER what is your view of a politician who takes legal to silence a critic who alleges he is a fraudster bigamist & committed #DV butwithdraws the case paying £ 100,000 rather than be exposed in court . Would you value that person's endorsement ? #bcclive"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you . Bought Milk Ghee from Mother Dairy through @USER . Got 10 % discount :-) u told me way to monthly savings", "context": ["Mother Diary has a @USER tie up . We are getting 10 % cash back on Mother dairy purchase . I thought that was cool but its supercool today .", "@USER @USER really ? I didn't know . So I can buy milk from mother dairy and pay via Paytm ? Since when", "@USER we are new to @USER & have been paying at Mother Dairy , for utilities etc by PayTm for a couple of months .", "@USER @USER Let me go to mother dairy booth tomrw and see if paytm works there . 😃 thank you . Something new for me"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm honestly convinced the world is on self destruct mode .", "context": ["India : OMG OUR CURRENCY US : OMG OUR ELECTIONS UK : HOW DARE U CHANGE THE SHAPE OF TOBLERONE U BASTARDS", "@USER @USER It's such a nightmare , that one can't do anything but laugh hysterically !", "@USER @USER I know ! What is happening to the world . Laugh and shrug , I guess"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes , you tried , I tried . We were colleagues once . I give up .", "context": ["Ads with fake headlines for fake sites next to Zuckerberg ’ s claim that on Facebook “ more than 99 % of what people s … ", "@USER @USER 4 me , these ad's arn't good examples of \" fake \" . Dumb bait ? likely . Exaggeration ? sure .", "@USER @USER Nope , they ’ re deceptive and should not be running . The first site tries real hard to look like ESPN .", "@USER @USER I'll go with deceptive , but that's diff from \" fake \" . Who are you to say what sites should not be running ?", "@USER @USER Facebook can take money to promote scams . But can ’ t be offended when folks say its a vector for lies .", "@USER @USER the lies you see are a reflection of the sites you visit & the cookies they leave . might want to reflect on that", "@USER do you really believe 99 % of FB ads are legit sources ? I find that unfathomable . I also say #fuckthealgorithm @USER", "@USER @USER 4 me yes , I don't visit \" fake \" sites much . Those who get news from fake sites , will see fake site ads . get it ?", "@USER @USER Silly . I have ad blockers , don't visit fake news sites . I'm not talking about ME but what FB delivers .", "@USER @USER it delivers different ads for different people . Maybe you've been fact checking & the bad sites left cookies . :)", "@USER You're not hearing me , I don't see the ads at all . But many others do so Zuck's comment is preposterous . @USER", "@USER You ’ re not going to persuade Markus . He ’ s looking for an argument for some reason ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER All sides need come 2gether , diffs aside , 2 spare our loved ones the growing pains we incurred . #peace #unity", "context": ["Isn't this the point where we realize the system has failed us and start over ? ( Or at least , make some improvements on the glaring issues )", "@USER How do we change when we can clearly see what is wrong , but we don't want to trade lifestyle for what's right ?", "@USER The flaw is in the assertion that we can all see and agree on what's wrong .", "@USER Cultural change by education is slow . It does work , just not as quickly as we'd like . This is why revolution's painful ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER if only he would use his good looks for the revolution :(", "context": ["Y is Scott polluting my FB post w this pro-police brutality bullshit did he drop outta the Air Force Academy 2 become an Internet troll", "@USER lol i do agree with the comment that scott is kinda good looking if only he didn't have a mouth or hands or opinions", "@USER 4 other ppl have told me the same exact thing LOL"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Whenever I feel stifled and frustrated , listening to this song usually allow me to cry myself to sleep . It's a much better option than hurting myself or keeping my tears in & pretending to be fine . #ChristinaAguilera", "context": ["I want to share one of my favourite song . 🤗 I first heard this song when I was about 13 years old & it's forever imprinted in my heart . Just watching the MV itself was both shocking & encouraging for the young me back then . #ChristinaAguilera ", "Growing up in a rural area in an Asian country , many \" ideas \" presented in this MV was unthinkable for me at that time yet it was surprisingly easy for me to accept . It was also around this age when I realized I'm relatively more open & my thinking different from others around me .", "I guess my depression already started though back then I wasn't really aware , thought that harming myself to feel better is normal / OK . But this song's lyrics & video really left a mark on me . What about \" flaws \" ? What about \" differences \" ? There's so many out there , I am not alone .", "Even the starting lyrics ' are powerful . \" Everyday is so wonderful Then suddenly It's hard to breathe Now and then I get insecure From all the pain I'm so ashamed \" This . Even now , I still don't know why I'm like this . I'm just suffering . #ChristinaAguilera", "\" I am beautiful No matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful In every single way Yes words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today \" It's what I'm desperately struggling to coax myself with every single day . #ChristinaAguilera", "\" To all your friends you're delirious So consumed In all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The pieces gone Left the puzzle undone Ain't that the way it is \" What else can I say ? It always feel wrong . I always feel alone , incomplete #ChristinaAguilera"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER u can't do this alone but u can with ur birdies , but u need to fire up your fans to do it ( 6 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "context": ["@USER My new VM 🎸 for you #sangeeVideo i don't make em unless i feel em #ShaheerSheikh I only make for ShaheernS … ", "@USER shaheera ! u must be receiving a lot of gifts ! are you donating those u don't need ? u should n u should tweet abt it & respect", "@USER encourage your fans to donate the gifts that's meant 4u to those who needs it , ( 2 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER U should inspire ur fans to help ppl in need , they may even be their neighbors , ( 4 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER tell Ur fans to post em and u should post the best pics , just like the best video u posted ( 3 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER every Little help means a lot & it makes a certain part of someone's life better ( 5 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes ! Alda , another actor I ’ d love to work with .", "context": ["I've learned how to successfully guess my friends ' relationship status by their reaction to \" Have you seen ' Marriage Story ' ? \" \" It got boring \" , \" predictable \" or \" I don't get it \" : single / healthy relationship \" Meh \" : divorced / bitter \" OH MY GOD NOT A CHANCE I WILL EVER \" : rocky as hell", "@USER Oh oh - my wife and I watched it ( married 30 years ) and we both really liked it . I thought the performances were terrific . Direction was even and fairly delivered per character . Soooooooooo , I guess we ’ re outliers . 😳 Yes / no ?", "@USER ha I guess I should have included a reference to people who loved it , but I actually haven't met any til now ! ! :) Interesting though that the cinematically-inclined crowd seem to have the strongest reactions . I suspect you far better recognize / respect technique and talent .", "@USER Thanks for that @USER - but I ’ m the guy who really liked 2001 ’ s “ Moulin Rouge ” ! The only positive review In . The . World . 😉", "@USER That and I got to film with Ray Liotta for a few months on a film in Iowa many years ago - he was spectacular . Such a talent . Perhaps my friendship with him on that film softened me to this one . #shallow 😊", "@USER He and Alda were both spectacular . Saving graces , IMO ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Is there a reply option or delay on another channel ? Or should I think twice about my next PPV order ?", "context": ["@USER Why can't I record the PPV fight I paid $ 70 for and missed because I thought the DVR was recording . many tries , all fail .", "@USER Recording PPV is based on the provider if you can do it or not . ^ FEM", "@USER Understood . Not fair ! No notice or alerts . OnDemand says can't FF , Fios is capable , so ? Record light on , $ 70 spent", "@USER We understand unfortunately they are set by PPV . Does it show that it is currently recording ? Are you able to rewind ? ^ JRA"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #THANK YOU GEORGE , , HONOR ME GEORGE , , AM A #WORKFUL , SINCERE LOYALE PERSON , WHO #WORKS A LOT TO HELP . AND I AM OF THAT ! HONOR NEW DAY , , , OUR 🇺 🇸 💝 💯 MEMBERS , , BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE 💯 WARRIORS , WHO CARE FOR OUR . NEW YEAR ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Happy and Blessed 2020 My dear brothers and sisters . 💖", "@USER @USER @USER WISH YOU #FROM MY HEART , , , THE BEST #WISHES FROM 2020 NEW DALTON 🙏 💞 💯 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my Dear sister , blessings , love and peace ❤ 🙏 🇺 🇸 👍", "@USER @USER @USER ALWAYS THE FOR YOU MY #FRIEND #MAY ALL YOUR COME FOR 2020 💞 💞 DALTON ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy New Year my dear friend Elke Hansen ! ! ! All the best ! ! ! ... Thank you so much ! ! ! ... Bye ... bye ... 🤠 🌹 🌻 🍀 💒 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #THANK YOU GEORGE 💝 💙 💜 🇺 🇸 #WISH YOU FOR THE #NEW YEAR 2020 THE BEST WITH AND ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you dear Elke Hansen ! ! ! 💝 💙 💜 🇺 🇸 All the best and happy New Year to you and all frinds ! ! ! Cheers ! ! ! ... ", "@USER @USER @USER OF #COURSE , , , GEORGE 💝 🙏 🥂 🇺 🇸 MAY YOU THE WISHES , , , ALL YOUR #MAY ALL OF YOUR BE COMPLETED AND FOR THE YEAR 2020 , BLESS YOU AND YOUR & FRIENDS . ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much dear Elke Hansen ! ! ! 💝 🙏 🥂 🇺 🇸 Same to you ! You're always a pretty girl ! A real LADY ! ! ! All my respects to you dear Elke Hansen , always ! ! ! Thank you so much ! ! ! HAPPY NEW YEAR ! ! ! Cheers ! ! ! ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You love #communism #marxism and #anarchy and everything that is good , moral and decent .", "context": ["#Trump supporter shows up at Anti - #TrumpProtest in Indianapolis with a military-style truck ! Please DONT confront t … ", "@USER if you commie anarchists are thinking U will destroy our nation with your temper tantrums - THINK AGAIN .", "@USER - What are you going to do about it ? Murder people ? Suspend their constitutional rights ? Who's REALLY protecting America ?", "@USER If you're going to escalate our nation into a fight , YOU and your ilk will be the ones begging people like me to help you .", "@USER - We are going to use nonviolent resistance to stop you . If you threaten violence , you're the problem . Not us . Loser .", "@USER tell me about non violent protests involving breaking Windows ... you love to take high ground but worms UR", "@USER - That's property . You're threatening violence against people . You're a subhuman shitbag ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER sorry ... i woke up on the wrong side of the bed due to all the #hate and #TrumpRiot #peace to you", "context": ["Before POTUS was elected in 2008 , you didn't hear him talk like donny ... That makes a difference . I don't agree with the riot . #TrumpRiot", "@USER you must have amnesia ... look at the comments he made when he was running for election #selective memory", "@USER You don't have 2 be rude 2 get your point across . POTUS did not talk the way donny have been talking . U can accept him . Thanks"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm just fine with white people - but I also am fine with all people", "context": ["Just had a very open and successful presidential election . Now professional protesters , incited by the media , are protesting . Very unfair !", ". @USER Whining ( even as president-elect ) is very un-presidential . Do you not understand what awaits ? You sure you up to this ?", "@USER @USER That's to say the Imps will plague him non stop ..", "@USER @USER He needs to man up . No excuses . Don't tell me about \" protesters \" when he says he can defeat ISIS .", "@USER @USER evidently you have never had a child bugging you while you are on he phone , it can be irritating , millennials ?", "@USER @USER Excuses for poor judgment already ? Americans he leads are \" irritating \" but not \" deplorable . \" Got it .", "@USER @USER well when they block freeways and burn others property , that can be irritating . lets have break for a few days .", "@USER @USER @USER bcuz we won't be getting a break from him , why give him a break ? He didn't have to be a bigot", "@USER @USER @USER You need to unlearn your anti-white brainwashing . This guy didn't get a break … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I've unfortunately had a couple of cars that had ' engine failure . \" Now , I am neither one exploded into a ball of fire .", "context": ["Quite ironic that on the day #Iran took revenge on the US for #SoleimaniAssassination more #Iranians seemed to have died than Americans ", "@USER No SoS from the cockpit . Plane on fire as it crashed ? Was this a #Torrijos ' redo ?", "@USER They have told us it was engine failure a bit too quickly for my liking"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh believe me Phyllis you are I promise . 🤗 🤗 🤗 💓 💓 #friendship #suppport #invaluable", "context": ["Good morning / afternoon #LPFamily and friends . Happy Monday . Have a great week ! 💙 Pic by Sandra Norris ", "@USER Happy Monday dear Phyllis . Have a lovely day and week love you 💗 💗 💕 💕 💗 ", "@USER Thank you Madeleine . I hope you had a good weekend ! Happy Monday . Have a great week ! 💗", "@USER Thank you my dear Phyllis . We are muddling through . Whatever is happening with the primary c it is the aftermath of brain op and radiotherapy causing severe short term memory loss , confusion and fixation , mostly at night . #Blearlyeyed He is very weak and frail . Live you 🤗 💗", "@USER Still has time to improve , trying not to be despondent but John says his head feels \" chaotic \" \" turmoil \" and he feels \" insecure \" it is awful knowing that your brain now with the damage from op and treatment , nothing connects up any more . Still could be inflammation . 🤞 💪 💗 xxxx", "@USER We can still hope and pray that it gets better with time . Have a good night Madeleine . Don't neglect yourself . Love you ! 💗", "@USER Trying not to dear Phyllis , but I get irritable . No booklet or training manual for what this fecking disease does to a body is there . Thank you for being there and holding my hand through this . Love you very much 🤗 🤗 😘 😘 🤗"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER that's what I heard mike , that's trying to make it elitist IMO #growthegame", "context": ["He knows how to build a golf course to be fair 👌", "@USER What's an elitist price ? Supply and demand . If the demand wasn't there I'm sure prices would drop . But it is .", "@USER average family man can't afford to play trump turnberry etc ... it's extortionate for a round of golf", "@USER Agreed . I've played Trump Links just twice as it costs me £ 75 . But it's worth every penny . The whole experience is incredible .", "@USER me too , not trying to argue , I don't agree anywhere should have those prices , it don't grow the game , trump don't need 💰 💰 💰", "@USER @USER played ' turnberry from the tips ' for £ 175 . Pros told us prices going up next year to around £ 250 - £ 300"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I saw them come home to West Point . It was an site to see . So , what ’ s going to happen to us ? You do know that there will be a new leader in Iran . Just because we got the main guy doesn ’ t mean there are several others to step up ! #DoSomething #POTUS", "context": ["Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American , & badly wounded many others , not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime , including recently ...", "... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ...", "... targeted 52 Iranian sites ( representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago ) , some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture , and those targets , and Iran itself , WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD . The USA wants no more threats !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We have to thank for my username . She created it for me .", "context": ["This year as chief , I've been forcing myself to give others constructive feedback , despite living in fear of offending them or not being \" liked \" as a result . I received just about the nicest peer evaluation possible today . And to my surprise , this was one of the comments ... ", "@USER Nice work ! This is hard to do sometimes ( even for attendings ! ) . @USER gives a great course about giving feedback . She has a handy pocket card that I bet she would share with you .", "@USER @USER Dr . @USER is the true feedback guru . And I found your tweet with a picture of our card ! ", "@USER @USER @USER LOL I guess I should have just searched . I tried tagging but couldn ’ t get her to pull up . I always forget that Dr at beginning of her username !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Have a wonderful evening Rex , you ’ re Amazing my friend 🌟 🌟 ", "context": ["I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend ! I'd like to send out #MondayMorning mentions to some fab people in the #WritingCommunity ✍ ️ @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you SJ ! You are awesome ! <3 I will add : <3", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Shenae , More Wonderful Friends to Follow 👇 🏻 📖 🖋 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓇𝓈 ℱ𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈 🍹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Quinn for putting me on your #AwesomeList and I wish you an day "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER prevent personal attacks . I have a WoW raid to lead tonight but I will try to help as best I can ! #positivity", "context": ["@USER Thanks for opening a discussion on this ! Personally I would prefer no political discussion at all but that's just me .", "@USER That's my inclination as well , but I'm also more removed from this and more able to be an ear for people that need it .", "@USER It might be possible to have logical discussions about politics on the internet , but it would have to be heavily moderated to"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER heaven ... do you know ? .. my hero Ps.if you need a cry , google walnut the whippet", "context": ["It's Saturday . It's been a long week . Here's a puppy for you . 😉 ", ". @USER thank you thank you thank you thank you . Great self care reminder . Going to go find a dog to pet .", "Met this puppy in the street ! 10 cuddles . We both needed it @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER Fab . great ! Crufts do a special dogs slot , saw a lady say it made a profound impact on her Mh , made her visible", "@USER @USER my partner @USER ' S guide dog was the 2001 Crufts special friends finalist ! I was there ! 100k dogs in a hanger !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I love you intensely , whether you agree it or not .. @USER @USER", "context": ["love is a secret feeling .. if once we start truely loving someone , that love never dies .. even after our death , it remains immortal , as the symbol of intense and pure love .. the word \" I Love You \" never matters .. our actions matter .. @USER @USER", "@USER nothing can prove our love or hateness .. it's the heart which feels it .. Yes , it's the worst feeling when our loved ones tell that they hate us .. but it's important to understand their feeling also .. that hateness was just from their mouth or from their heart .. @USER @USER", "@USER it might be that they have just told it out of anger .. but they might be loving you intensely .. @USER @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If you love someone , tell'em and show'em you just never know #live #laugh #learn most importantly", "context": ["Service of songs / funerals have a way of reminding you about the futility of life #liveinthemoments", "Attended one today and more than ever all I want to do is live in the moment ! !", "To live To love To laugh To learn ...", "To live like each day is going to be my last ...", "Whilst reading the widower's eulogy to his wife my eyes were filled with tears when he said he wished he had done most of the things she had asked him to do for her ... if only wishes were horses ... This has more than ever forced me to #liveinthemoments some more"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I still can't believe the denial in global warming by our future leaders . Another reason to be #scared", "context": ["Remember #Florida this is what will likely happen with global warming and sea-level rise - no joke here ! … ", "@USER @USER trump won't care , the blue counties are the ones getting under water . #smh", "@USER @USER SW Florida goes under too , along with E and NE coast . Eventually almost all are \" blue \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER read back in convo hun , where u said ppl who work to make elective abortion illegal should be arrested . #fascist", "context": ["@USER @USER I guess it's true when they say the left are the new fascists .", "@USER @USER well I guess if you don't know what the word fascist means ...", "@USER @USER to do with their own body ? You mean like that ?", "@USER @USER Nope . All govs restrict killing . Like ur desire to arrest folks who work to make elective abort illegal . #fascism", "@USER @USER but war and death penalty are ok right ? When you know what fascism means we can discuss", "@USER Fascism means an authoritarian form of gov . And I dont support death penalty , but at least they were found guilty of a crime .", "@USER I am European , understanding Fascism is something we do , learn a little - ", "@USER Then u should get fascism is authoritarian form of gov & desiring it be illegal for people to work to change laws qualifies .", "@USER and you don't think that forcing a woman to remain pregnant is authoritarianism ?", "@USER Nope . Profilers do not force fetuses into wombs . They oppose electively killing them after mom & dad act to create ' em .", "@USER @USER pro-lifers are kings of authoritarianism they mistakenly think their morals to be so superior they should be law", "@USER @USER In US , people r free to work to change laws , yet authoritarian prochoicers want to make this illegal ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I am only defending #MyPresident from all of the #lefts #hate and", "context": ["To all you #Notmypresident cry baby #liberals who are #TrumpProtest we didn't protest when you elected a Kenyan Muslim as so GROW UP !", "@USER This is why we will never unite with pure hatred . YOU !", "@USER Yeah WE are not the problem it's YOU far left #libtards trying to destroy our country ! WE are not the ones instilling violence ! !", "@USER such unity . Who's aggressive here ? Never be my President . I'll never join your hate group"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER One paper that has a VERY #summary of some #core of is Gordon ( 2012 ) \" Existential Time and the Meaning of Human Development \" ! ", "context": ["I love our new cooperation with ... ! Looking forward to my talk next Monday on \" The #Psychology of #Users & #Energy in – Understanding and Shaping - \" and the Bonus-Talks by @USER & @USER ", "@USER @USER Today I wanted to start preparing my #research #talk on Monday that will introduce our research for our new #emobility partner . So I went for a run with @USER to have a litle together .", "@USER @USER @USER And we talked about my #dream to introduce #community-based #CarSharing with an and / ( ) in our beautiful to support local ( e . g . facilitating replacement of most second cars in the ) . ", "@USER @USER @USER And then we realised that it would actually be #exciting to develop a #questionnaire #study to better understand the of the and the in during the introduction of in Wulfsdorf .", "@USER @USER @USER Which brought us to a short #statistics #lecture on #correlation , , and intergroup with t-tests .", "@USER @USER @USER And this has #ultimately led to a #discussion about #causality as an of the space-time continuum ;-) and to wild about - finally ending with the question : Does exist ?", "@USER @USER @USER And of course again had a super #YouTube tip ready - #AsAlways ! via Which was directly forwarded to who also likes this topic a lot . :-)", "@USER @USER @USER And then we had THIS little #strange #experience ... Well - what #quantum does this remind us of ? ;-) ", "@USER @USER @USER Of course this all leads to THE one #BIGGEST #question : What is #reality ? Hm - perhaps asking ? Okay - NOW it get ;-)", "@USER @USER @USER I discovered #AlanWatts recently via #INZO #Overthinker Highly recommended ! \" ... people have increasingly become crazy and self destructive ... We are destroying nature ... We are so tied up in our minds that we've lost our senses ... \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm filled with so much now , I don't know what to do with it all … LOL ! 😂 😂 😂", "context": ["On #ChastenAppreciationDay I just want to thank Chasten for taking the time to listen to kids , like Adi , on the trail . His impact is far reaching and is making vulnerable children feel loved and seen , some for the very first time . Chasten is a gift and this mom is very grateful ! ", "@USER Awe … This warms my heart so much ! Oh no … Here I go ugly crying again ! I'm proud to call #TeamPete my second family , and I couldn't be more thrilled to have you and Adi in it ! BRB … Need to grab some tissues ! LOL ! #ChastenAppreciationDay #RulesOfTheRoad 😂 🤗 💕", "@USER I cry at least once a day . LOL ! You are among friends ! 😭 😭 😭"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'll pass that on ... we formally launch our new @USER on 18th", "context": ["@USER so proud of our team and all we achieve ", "@USER that's a great video . Nice to see a few familiar faces in it !", "@USER hope u r well . Yes we're really chuffed with it 👍 🏻", "@USER I'm well thanks . Say hi to everyone for me . All the best with the web redesign . I'm really excited to see how it looks ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The only man to own both an Andy Dalton and Gilbert Arenas jersey .", "context": ["Regardless of intent , the John Beilein story leaking is the beginning of the end for him . Shocker that a 66 year-old struggles to connect with coddled young people that were never gonna win much in year 1", "@USER Feels like I should be able to use this as 3PA now . The wrestling world weighed in on the developments when Eric Ball said , \" ...", "@USER I prefer “ Veteran Cleveland sports hater Eric Ball weighed in ... ”", "@USER What a never-ending source of joy that role is"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Now that you putting it like that it's actually funny 😂 our lives as newly graduates are jokes 😔", "context": ["#JobSeekersWednesday Companies should give us opportunities to establish ourselves in our careers .", "@USER ja , because these 3 year , 5 years of experience requirements aren't working for us but against us 😔", "@USER Trump can run for president with no political experience but I need a masters and 5 years experience for an entry level job ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER All I know is this , I work with amazing colleagues , who have become great friends . And I ’ m constantly learning new things about their faith . learning new things ! !", "context": ["@USER Islam is most certainly not like the Roman Catholic faith or the Church of Scotland faith . You shl ’ d rethink or study Islam more .", "@USER I work with Sunni Muslims , they do not follow sharia law ... !", "@USER @USER Aren't Saudi Arabia a sunni country , only asking as not sure and can't be bothered to look it up , you're the expert therefore can you enlighten me ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You allowed others to frame Trump to the point of confirmation bias . You said that the next 4 years doesn't matter .", "context": ["@USER So please understand that my apology is sincere and offered in the spirit of unity .", "@USER I appreciate that . Let's hope cooler heads prevail . I hope the toxicity leaves & ppl judge Trump on his actions as POTUS", "@USER I want that for my sake and for the sake of my daughters , whose first memories of a president will be of that man ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm #scared , I'm , I'm #angry , I'm , I'm ! That's what I can do now , but if we all gather , we can", "context": ["@USER I love my country , I was born & raised there 4 more than ½ of my life . i'll consider it my home.and I will fight for it .", "@USER I love my country , i was born & raised there , i'll always consider it my home . I won't give up on it , because it's way 2 important 2 me", "@USER I just can't stop crying seeing how my & 324 million other people's home is destroyed . I also can't stop hoping , what else's left ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ah the obligatory insults of white supremacists who ’ ve run out of arguments .", "context": ["@USER @USER Prominent black person speaks eloquently about how it ’ s exhausting to have to provide examples to white people about #racism because he will be hung out to dry by prominently white uk populous . Cue white people asking for more details and examples #exhausting #whiteprivelege", "@USER @USER @USER Ugh its so bloody boring . You'd think these people would get bored if peddling this bullshit but no , they just keep going on and on . Forget real racism across the world , and have a go at white British people instead for not believing a story that's clearly bollocks . Yawn . ", "@USER @USER @USER Black people : I don ’ t like highlighting #racism bcos I ’ m met with a wall of #whitefragility that turns into #racistabuse and demands I offer proof . When really because of the risk I run for saying anything my word should be enough ... White people : ! 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️ 🙄 / 1", "@USER @USER @USER Black people : we are not responsible for educating you about #racismintheUK but we are best placed to define what is and isn ’ t racism because we endure it White people : #rubbish we are the moral arbiter on #WhiteSupremacy . You ’ re making it all up 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️ 🙄 2 /", "@USER @USER @USER White people : just shut up and stop #racebaiting #youretherealracists for talking about #race when will you just stop talking about it - it ’ s exhausting being confronted with our racism All people : the more you protest the more we will speak up", "@USER @USER @USER Must be a parody account , no one is this pathetic ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER How ? . U asked why we're protesting . because we are americans who believe in equality and and #Diversity", "context": ["awe special little snowflake , Barack Obama divided this country way before @USER even put his hat in the … ", "@USER @USER what ? how he divided the country ? I'll defend anyone who is bullied because their beliefs #Notmypresident .", "@USER @USER Barack Obama has bullied 55 % of this nation for 8yrs where were you ? Oh wait , that's okay because you were cool"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "WTS : - The Reve Festival : Guide ( ? ) version - £ 12 ( excluding shipping ) - with photocard - can send better pics - #redvelvetalbum #redvelvetphotocard #redvelvet ", "context": ["btw these photos have my instagram @USER on them", "WTS : - NCT Jaemin 2017 seasons greetings ( can take more photos ) - £ 7 ( including shipping ) - “ including shipping ” = untracked shipping - #nct #nctphotocard #nctphotocardtrade ", "WTS : - £ 3 ( including shipping ) - izone eyes on me group polaroid - “ including shipping ” = untracked shipping - #izonephotocard #izone #izonephotocardtrade ", "WTS : - £ 6 ( excluding shipping ) - a little damaged as it ’ s a first edition , from 2016 . can send better pictures of damages - no photocard - #ioi #ioiphotocard #ioialbum "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER CNN = Time Warner ABC =D isney MSNBC = Comcast Just cuz UR delusional doesn't make it true . UR brainwashed .", "context": ["Shonda Rimes at HRC / Katy Perry event in Philadelphia - \" We're in a war for the soul of America . \"", "@USER Wrong In a war for brains of America Unfortunately a large group of Americans been brainwashed by right-wing & alt-right media", "@USER @USER Meanwhile liberals and democrats own 90 % of all main stream media . Maybe they should carry some of the blame .", "@USER @USER Thank you for being exhibit # 1 proving my point Mainstream media owned by major corps ; home of all the hippies", "@USER @USER The liberal media brainwashing the masses is proving your point ? Home of all the rich and powerful .. Sheeple", "@USER @USER Only liberal media = Mother Jones & The Nation You've not heard of either .", "@USER @USER Clinton News Network .. ABC .. MSNBC .. Politico .. It's all in the WikiLeaks if you take the time to research ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ... remove all #suffering ? Sure I would ! But if #God did it it would remove choice & free-will & then real would not exist .", "context": ["@USER RE : Titles make no difference . Still comes down to personal encounter & relationship . Religion is , unfor … ", "@USER could a personal relationship with God be seen as the ultimate point of ego and arrogance ( so important God is my bf )", "@USER You avoided my challenge . Test the promises in Bible for 1yr . , the \" If / then \" statements . If they aren't true after that , you win .", "@USER how can you prove the authenticity of your relationship claims ?", "@USER As I said proof is in the testing of #Gods promises . It's personal . Accept my earlier challenge . It can't hurt . Then you'll know .", "@USER doesn't usually work like that . Faith 1st . Dreams / visions of #Christ do occur , however . I'll pray you're one of the lucky ones . 😬 👍", "@USER completely illogical waste huge amounts of my limited time on god but god won't waste 2 min of his unlimited time on me", "@USER I'm not sure why you pursue this so much . Help me understand . What's your mission in life ?", "@USER to live as happy and positive life as possible without causing harm and leave this planet better for my children ? And you ?", "@USER Cool . My mission is quite similar . Question : Where does your sense of morality come from ?", "@USER Intelligent Designer granted his creation free will ( hope is we love in return ) . Free also = evil . But w / o choice love is not real .", "@USER suffering and evil are unnecessary if you love some and have infinite attributes", "@USER No doubt ! But \" All we need is love \" good song but a pipe dream w / o power to forgive & be forgiven . Love is often hard . What then ?", "@USER if may I as direct , if you had the power to levitate all suffering without any consequences ( inf / attr ) would you use it ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER U think someone wud sponsor me ? ! Maybe Faron can throw in a free meal or two ?", "context": ["For a fun cultural evening why not come to Malanka Ukrainian New Year ’ s Saturday January 11th . Featuring dance group Pavlychenko @USER from Saskatoon , the band Budmo from Winnipeg . Great food , dance and the chickens forcasting the 2020 crop weather . PM me for tickets ", "@USER @USER @USER There will be 🐔 s there is one of them John ?", "@USER @USER @USER U need to give international guests more advance warning ! #howwasItoknow #IdonthaveanUkrainanCalendar", "@USER @USER @USER Good point . Gives us time to gather some rats and send back .", "@USER @USER @USER Full disclosure the meal is ham . The chickens forecast the 2020 crop . At 11pm they are brought out . If they go to the wheat it will be a bountiful crop . If they drink water it could be a bit dry . It could affect your fertilizer plan ! 😀", "@USER @USER @USER Sounds like this event shud be fully tax deductible as a farm expense then ? ? #cropplanning"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ha ha , nice one ! By the way , when is family night ? #petesmanteca #fam", "context": ["@USER I haven't got anything yet . If I don't have time I'll throw a red blanket around me and call it a day hahaha 😅", "@USER ha ha ha or you can try a white blanket and put two little holes in it and make it a #casper outfit . :) What do you think ?", "@USER haha that sounds like a plan 😉 What will you be going as ?", "@USER We'll be the Beer Man . It is our specialty ! By the way , what are your top 3 favorite beers ? #drinks #halloween #petesmanteca", "@USER awesome haha 🍺 my types are IPA , Porter / Stout , and regular pale ale . Sierra Nevada . Sam Adams . Dogfish . Pretty much everybody", "@USER great choices ! Join us and enjoy and discover new ones ! What's your favorite pizza ? #foodie #petesmanteca #beer", "@USER when I get a chance to come in and sample some I will 😉 I like all types of pizza , but favorite is definitely an all meat", "@USER then you'll love our all meat pizza ! By the way , always make room for dessert too ? 😊 ✊ 🏼 🍕 🍰 #petesmanteca #foodie #beers", "@USER saw one of your pics , looks amazing ! I definitely can't eat dinner / dessert in one sitting though lol", "@USER Thank you ! Would love to have you visit soon . On a scale from 1-10 what is your super foodie level ? #eat #local #petesmanteca", "@USER I'll try to 😉 I'd say a 7 . I'm not afraid to try anything Especially if it's somewhere new , gotta try at least once haha", "@USER We like your thinking ! Any must have toppings ? #family #petesmanteca #pizza", "@USER usually mix of veg and meat . Art hearts , peppers , olives , ckn , bacon , and Pineapple on white sauce tastes pretty good lol", "@USER Now that's a pizza ! By the way , what's your spicy level ? #petesmanteca #pizza", "@USER I love spicy food ! But my hotness level tops out with habanero . I like it to compliment my food , not just burn my mouth lol", "@USER Nothing like a good spicy kick ! We hear ya about the compliment . Does it need to compliment almost every dish you eat ? #spicy", "@USER it CAN compliment every dish , besides dessert lol . But I don't eat it with EVERY dish . Just if I feel in the mood to or not", "@USER Oh boy ! Spicy dessert does sound tempting . Curious - - do you prefer sharing your pizza or eating it all yourself ? :) #nomnoms", "@USER with my two boys , I always share everything . Unless it's spicy 🔥 or beer 🍺 Hahaha 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That ’ s ok . I ’ ll put them on my weekend wish list !", "context": ["@USER A3 Walkers Max Paprika . All other answers are incorrect , and I will not be engaging in further discussion on this matter . #pjchat", "@USER @USER I haven ’ t even tried them ! Will check them for milk and , if they ’ re all clear , I ’ ll put them to the test . #PJChat", "@USER @USER I hope they are ok , as otherwise you'll be missing out 😋", "@USER @USER I dunno why so many crisps have milk in them . Is so annoying . I miss the flame grilled steak McCoys ! #PJChat", "@USER @USER They were toppled from my top spot by the Max , so that gives you an idea of what's at stake !", "@USER @USER I have news . They ’ re free of milk . The sadder news was that I forgot my wallet . Still , there is now hope …"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I felt my #Heart ♥ ️ explode with the moment I saw them . “ oh NaN I love you so much ” ! Makes me #cry ✨ #pure love our children are ! ! I keep them safe and close . Like my children I ’ ve them . Watching movies to escape reality ! Love You 💃 🏽 💅", "context": ["I went to school in Lutruwita ( Tasmania ) , teachers put us brown kids to the back of the class with a pencil and paper to draw . I learnt to tie my shoelaces , age 6 . #abused #neglected #rejected ", "#abandoned hard to write these things that still scar deeply 😢", "@USER You're a powerful sista woman , you are above and not below .. as you think , so you are ❣ big hugs and lots of blessings with peace , comfort , solidarity , strength and love always darlin , keep shining your truth , keep growing and healing , love you 💯 @USER #Rockstar 💎 ❇ 👸", "@USER Today I was with my grandchildren . Their little ways , their little views . In Our World 🌍 For a moment which felt like #forever Holding them in my arms , swinging in the hammock , I ’ ve never felt so guilty in all my #life telling them #everything is going to be alright 😔", "@USER Hang in there sis , they're fortunate to have you , as you are them , keep the faith , keep trusting , even tho we can't see the road ahead , they're innocence is precious , resilient , and their light gives us hope , courage , and determination to stand and keep walking forward 🙏 💗 💕"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I've unfortunately had a couple of cars that had ' engine failure . \" Now , I am neither one exploded into a ball of fire .", "context": ["Quite ironic that on the day #Iran took revenge on the US for #SoleimaniAssassination more #Iranians seemed to have died than Americans ", "@USER No SoS from the cockpit . Plane on fire as it crashed ? Was this a #Torrijos ' redo ?", "@USER They have told us it was engine failure a bit too quickly for my liking"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER In my dreams ... I am a small pop up bistro #Entrepreneurship", "context": ["@USER When you post photos of your parents , I notice that you and Guy are copies of your Mum and Dad 😊", "@USER It ’ s funny ... I had the same conversation with my daughter yesterday . I can ’ t see the resemblances although out with @USER today I thought how like both mum and dad he was ...", "@USER @USER My theory is that we only see our backward image in the mirror , so we don't REALLY know what we look like 🤔 Obviously I usually talk rubbish , but if by some fluke it is true , thank goodness for selfies ... which is something that should never be said 😂", "@USER @USER On Sunday for the first time I saw that my daughter and niece were spitting images ... one is 34 , the other 21 and I have only just got it 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Were they never stood next to each other all those years Cary ? 😄", "@USER @USER @USER Yes but ... we all see things differently x", "@USER @USER @USER True ... and it's not that you'd ever tell the world that you hadn't noticed all of these years ... oh , hang on 🤔"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 3 houses and a $ 1mm income = poorest Senator . But sure , let's give DC more power and more $ .", "context": ["Bernie Sanders made $ 1,062 , 626 in 2016 His charitable donations that year ? $ 10,600 — less than 1 % of his income He campaigns against greed and then hoards 99 % of his income for himself For a committed socialist , he sure doesn't seem to live like one 🤔", "@USER How the F did he make $ 1mil ? His pay as a Senator is $ 174k , right ? Where is the other $ 825k coming from ?", "@USER @USER He sold a best selling book ... That's it . He's literally only a millionaire because of that , and he's still one of the poorest members of Congress ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It ’ s myTwitter darlin . ❤ ️ enjoy your opinion ! As I stated previously , we ’ ve all got one :) Pretty happy I can be a sick woman and nasty woman . Can ’ t wait to see what happens next ! #neverthelessshepersisted", "context": ["\" I've tried my very best to live a life of my own making , and not just a series of events that happened to me . One that I could stand back and look at and recognize my handwriting all over . Sometimes messy and scrawling , sometimes careful and precise . ” - Michelle Williams", "@USER Shes a sick woman . Sacrificing our children to pursue our dreams is the total antithesis of women's empowerment .", "@USER Opinions are like assholes my love . Everyone has one ❤ ️", "@USER Cant accept the truth so you have to hide my tweet ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Meet Mr and Mrs Olonade God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried #marriage ", "context": ["Meet Mr and Mrs Ebe God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Benjamin God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Akindeju God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 1 thing I can say ; #HirsiAli's political friend #Wilders is now being sued for #hate crimes in", "context": ["Please sign petition asking SPLC to remove human rights activists from discredited list of anti-Muslim extremists ", "@USER @USER @USER HirsiAli = 1 of people that helps Netanyahu externalize , broaden to Islam & export Israel-Palestine conflict", "@USER How so ? Don't agree with @USER so much , but @USER labelling seems daft . She's not KKK .", "@USER @USER Seems logical to me , #HirsiAli is a saleswoman of hate in #USA . Limiting definition of hate to KuKluxKlan seems daft", "@USER don't agree w / her but if you ( or @USER ) can't differentiate between @USER & KKK , then your analysis is hardly sophisticated .", "@USER @USER @USER Of course there is a difference but the question is that difference relevant for definition of hate used"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Have you never gone out and danced with a girlfriend ? ? I see no problem with that , or with a man dancing with a man ! #LGBT #samesex", "context": ["It's time people quit shaming ' same sex ' 🤬 I feel sorry kids growing up amid narrow minds ! ! @USER and @USER danced a super performance on Dancing on Ice , and a big shoutout to the program for being proud ! 🏳 ️ ‍ 🌈 #samesex @USER #DancingOnIce #outandproud ", "@USER @USER @USER You can not force people to accept same sex relationships and thousands on social media are unhappy with the programs choice.If people do not want to accept same sex relationships that is their right to a different view.Personally I will switch over during the same sex skating .", "@USER @USER @USER Nobody is forcing anybody . Either you accept people for who they are , or you continue to walk around with your head in the sand . The program directors appreciate talent , thus shared it for all to enjoy ... and we did ! Thank you ,", "@USER @USER @USER The agenda is being forced and many people feel the same way . On a newspaper articles way over a thousand saying they do not agree and will not watch it this are entitled to your view point the same as I am . I see no problem with him dancing with a woman ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My wife , @USER , is the hero . This originally was her idea . She loves to use the “ you miss 100 % of the shots you don ’ t take ” . I also love mentality on failure . ", "context": ["I wish we would normalize failure more . I don ’ t know who needs to hear this , but all your hero ’ s have baggage .", "@USER In our house we celebrate failure daily . At dinner everyone says how they failed and what they learned from it . Teaching positivity out failure makes a big difference when they are young .", "@USER @USER Wow this is genius ... if you really do this , you ’ re my new hero"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I wonder if you have any photo from when your mother was visibly pregnant with you inside . It would possibly speak clearer than words . #life #truth #peace", "context": ["Giving plenty of advance warning - candidates who don't believe my daughter and I can be trusted with decisions concerning our own bodies can stay away from our door . We don't have a dog but I have sharp teeth - and an even sharper tongue . #Election2020", "@USER Let them call - ask for about 1,000 leaflets to share , and then burn all the leaflets . It will cost them to print more , and keeps them out of others homes .", "@USER @USER Nasty and wasteful . Please be kind to all .", "@USER @USER There ’ s nothing kind at all about forced birth proponents , or racists . I ’ m more than happy to waste their resources . It may save someone else from their toxic views ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #SaturdayThoughts I ’ m officially a part of the #YangGangFamily I ’ m a hardcore #conservative & have to admit I voted in 2016 Sorry . lol But every time I hear @USER speak I become more a supporter ", "context": ["War with Iran is the last thing we need and is not the will of the American people . We should be acting to deescalate tensions and protect our people in the region .", "I have signed a pledge to end the Forever Wars . We have been in a constant state of armed conflict for 19 years at a disastrous cost to both our people and our resources . This must end .", "Our Constitution says that it is the power of Congress to declare war . I would repeal the AUMF and restore the historical balance between Congress and the Executive branch concerning military action .", "The priority now has to be protecting our embassies , bases and personnel in the region and hardening our defenses . We must ensure that Americans do not pay a terrible price for this attack .", "This decision highlights the need to get Donald Trump out of office . We need better decision making in the White House that does not escalate violence but instead invests in diplomacy to achieve our national interests ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You can't spin your arm fast and make it swirl ?", "context": ["Maybe I'll just stream eating ice cream tonight . Completely unsure if I have motivation to setup the kitchen ... eat our feeling stream ?", "@USER If you have an ice cream / soft serve you could teach us how to make the perfect swirly cone .", "@USER I'd need a fancy thing for that I think . D:"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER mr chadha if u have guts pls share ur number will show real face of aap , u with live examples . #hate aap", "context": ["@USER u r biggest idiot I have ever seen and y don't u shut up ... u and ur party is most negative people ever .", "@USER @USER I am Aap aadmi I have no problem no pain with govt decision for sake of almighty stop ur negative propaganda", "@USER @USER @USER had huge expectations from u in beginning , I swear to god never ever vote fr u . gth"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I was not looking for you to reiterate policy via DM - just to explain my options and be reasonable", "context": ["@USER just cancelled my entire reservation because I missed the first leg of my flight . Terrible customer service - be human .", "@USER Hey Bob , just checking in . Can we help ? Please let us know . ^ EH", "@USER yeah , you can reinstate my original flight that I already paid for", "@USER Thanks for following up with us , Bob . Can you DM your confirmation number ? ^ EH"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER doing what is considered in \" Gods \" , eyes not your eyes ! I'm sorry your so full of conditioned programming u cant see", "context": ["I'll never identify him as our president . I've never seen nor felt such collective remorse within the minority community until tonight .", "@USER Did you really think you could keep us down ? Plenty of #Blackfriends , however #Blacklivesmatter without coin will go bust", "@USER We were just getting to know one another ? #feminist #BLM have no place in a logical pragmatic world . my though", "@USER no . we weren't . & i don't need to get to know you at all . you've already said more than enough in one mention for me .", "@USER wait on it . this world is learning & learning to love . you can continue your hate elsewhere ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER being red blooded teen , your & @USER good looks , especially @USER piqued my interest ! 😉 #thanks4the now & then !", "context": ["@USER you have worked w / so many great artists ? any favs ? not giving up my age , but I loved @USER & I #ThePowerStation , ( Arcadia too )", "@USER @USER I remember watching ThePowerStation & @USER on MiamiVice2.Ive heard #WarrenCucurillo real interesting guy", "@USER I was a bit young for @USER but hung with / older crowd , introduced me to #sexpistols , #DavidBowie love jazz & swing too"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER everyone loves the #RollingStones too , the sun , moon and stones all", "context": ["@USER GOOD GOOD Morning ! It's gonna be a fantastic day ! ♡ @USER @USER", "@USER it feels awesome to greet the morning air w song & smile ! ! Right ? ! ♡ @USER @USER", "@USER Hope I didn't wake you ... moons ' fascinate me > \" Lunatic \" ♡ ♡ @USER @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I love #DoctorWho was looking forward to seeing it all week after last week ’ s episode . When the episode started and it looked like Kablam I wanted to just turn off the TV . I kept watching hoping it would get better because #JodieWhittaker is & I love her as #TheDoctor", "context": ["Doctor Who sees Lowest Rating In It ’ s History ... #DoctorWho ", "@USER First two episodes were awesome third is horrible", "@USER I ’ m sorry to hear that , I ’ d like this show succeed , as I would really want Doctor Who to continue , but this isn ’ t Doctor Who , I wish I could bring the real show back , for Everyone to enjoy again , and not just a small group ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER no respite yet .. after calling up the customer care and getting a promise for pick up , no action taken ..", "context": ["Trying to get a good return in @USER for past month .. reverse pick up scheduled and cancelled thrice already .. intervention required ..", "@USER Sorry about the drag with the return , we'd like to help , call us here : ^ KJ", "@USER Hi , that's strange ! Please try clearing the caches and cookies before trying to contact us again . Keep us posted . ^ AM"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER When we share love , we get love too . Our vibrations change according to where our attention is focused . Shift your attention to & #peace & feel yourself aligning with the love . #mustread My ‘ Like attracts Like ’ ", "context": ["\" Heaven on Earth is a choice you must make , not a place you must find . \" @USER @USER @USER #WednesdayVibes #Goldenhearts #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Love exists in the #present Hate has a reference in the #past Try to hate somebody in the present , with no reference to the past or the future ... You cannot do it . But you can love . It needs no reference , that ’ s the beauty & the freedom of love . makes earth a paradise !", "@USER @USER @USER True Christina ! Love comes from you for no reason at all ... The heart is just so full of it .", "@USER @USER @USER \" You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived , are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love . \" Henry Drummond . 💕 A heart released to love to fully , lives fully . #Goldenhearts "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER U have proof of lack of replies , photo proof of rubbish pizza standards yet STILL can't be bothered to fix it ? #awful", "context": ["@USER any danger of you not fobbing me off and responding to a complaint seeing as @USER can't be bothered ? #makingitworse", "@USER @USER Hi Katrina , sorry to hear that . Do you have a reference number please . Thanks .", "@USER Emailed back to say I found it insulting to say £ 65 worth of rubbish pizza was worth a fiver , still nothing !", "@USER Hi Katrina , do you have the email address you used for all of these ? Thanks .", "@USER Thanks Katrina we will chase this up for you now .", "@USER Hi Katrina . Our team will get back to you as soon as they can . Thanks .", "@USER Can I ask what's taking so long ? You have every complaint number & photo evidence , the manager called once , why the delay ?", "@USER Rest assured that your complaint is being looked into . Thanks for sharing all the details , someone will be in touch asap", "@USER Honestly gobsmacked at such disregard for loyal customers . No idea why you want to annoy disgruntled customers even more ? !", "@USER Sorry to hear this Katrina , please can you confirm your reference number and we will chase this up for you . Thanks .", "@USER Hi Katrina , this is already being chased up with our team , sorry to hear there has been a delay . Someone will be in touch ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank Michelle I did this one a few times but wish you an day ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER H A U N T I N G of Hill House ! Don't think the full title will fit 😝", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the mention ! Favorite book ? N I G H T By Eli Wiesel ", "@USER @USER @USER Excellent book & thx for the mention ! Favorite book — I don ’ t have one , but one of my favorites is : R E D R I S I N G", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much Halo . I love lots of books but my favourite is The Picture of D O R I A N G R A Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the tag , Lisa . One of my favourite books is by Lynsay Sands ( love her ): T H E K E Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Renee ! My favorite books are by Brandon Sanderson : M I S T B O R N", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Yuri . My favorite books are by Terry Goodkind S W O R D O F T R U T H", "@USER @USER @USER TIZOM ! Thank you ! My favorite book is definitely A M E R I C A N G O D S by Neil Gaiman ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Dan ! Hard to pick a favorite ! 1st book , that came to mind T H E N A M E S A K E By Jhumpa Lahiri", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Knatia ! My favorite would have to be Dorothy Dunnett's entire series : T H E L Y M O N D C H R O N I C L E S ( Historical magic , my friend ! )", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks KC ! Can ’ t help it , the first book that comes to mind when asked my favourite is always O U T L A N D E R", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Heather one book that I like is T H E S U N A L S O R I S E S ", "@USER @USER @USER Rex , thanks ! ❤ ️ I like A N N A K A R E N I N A ❤ ️ 😘 🤗 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Cristy A book I love is 14 by P E T E R C L I N E S ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Julie . One of my favorite books : D A I S Y J O N E S & T H E S I X ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you One of my favorite books is : The S O R R O W of B E L G I U M ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Albert ! One of my favorite books is the : F O U N T A I N H E A D ", "@USER @USER @USER Thx BJ ! One of my fav books is For whom the bells T O L L ", "@USER @USER @USER Is it sad to say I don ’ t have a favourite book , but I ’ ll tag like I did ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Shenae ! One of my favorite book's is by Anne Rice V I O L I N Have a fabulous day ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Be #kind to one another Even if you disagree on stuff #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You will See it , When you Believe it . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Close each day with a #smile and paint the sky with your #dreams #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER A joyful #heart is the inevitable result of a #heart burning with ", "@USER @USER @USER Beauty is not in the face ; beauty is a #light in the #heart #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER Let be the compass that which you navigate #life , and #gratitude be the means by which you travel . ", "@USER @USER @USER The brightest stars are those who shine for the benefit of others #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER A #smile is an outward sign of an inner #kindness . A spark from the #heart ", "@USER @USER @USER A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity ; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Within you is the power to rise above any situation or struggle , and transform into the brightest , strongest version of you EVER ! #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER The size of your audience doesn ’ t matter . Keep up the good work #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER I looked in temples churches and mosques . But I found the #divine within my #heart #Rumi ", "@USER @USER @USER The #heart is the only space sacred enough to hold the most beautiful treasures of humanity : , #peace and . ", "@USER @USER @USER The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER $ SNPW #ALERT > . 0025 State of the Art Flexible Film no Frame needed ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER $ SNPW #ALERT > . 0025 #Financial #Community not aware of this STOCK $ 100m or / $ 17m + ( non toxic ) . ", "@USER @USER @USER $ SNPW #ALERT > . 0025 #Revenue #Bonds ( non toxic ) for funding there Medical Waste Recycling in Rhode Island.UP AND Running Approx 6 weeks ", "@USER @USER @USER $ SNPW #ALERT > . 0024 #AWARDED 3 #SOLAR ISSUED in the last 8 weeks.State of the Art Flexible Film no Frame needed "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Netflix . Fwiw , when I was in Germany , Netflix intl had CBS's Star Trek Discovery . I binged it . There's only so much $ I'll give TV . I gave up cable / satellite . about more #Stargate !", "context": ["We've been seeing some remarks about the different streaming platforms ; we'd like to approach this in a more positive way . Everyone is welcome to target a streaming service ( one per tweet please ) . Where would YOU like to see Stargate ? If someone would like it ...", "... somewhere else & U feel the need to say no or criticize the choice , just walk away . Put yourself in an executive's chair . If you were them , what would make you say yes ( or no ) . That is why we are thinking one target a tweet . A business may see someone wanting to try ...", "... all the markets out there just to find it a home , but they want to know why our network ? What are you going to say to sell this idea to me ? We aren't saying you have to only put one target per tweet but we think that might be the best approach . At the end of this thread ...", "… there is a list of streaming services . From that list , we came up with this : Netflix is the only service North America , Europe , & Australia have in common . Amazon Prime & Apple TV + are both North America , Europe for sure .", "? ? Disney + and HBOMax are ? ? at this point . Maybe just the US . Only the US : AMC , CBS All Access , Hulu , Showtime , Starz . That last one on the list I doubt anyone will want to attempt it but that one is in North America & Europe , too .", "If any of you have additional information about these particular choices , message us and we'll send out a new thread message . We hope that this will help . Keep the tweets & comments to tweets about the streaming services positive . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ireland pre-emptrd voices like yours and persuaded the other EU26 to prioritise NI so that you wouldn ’ t use the threat of harming the #Friday #Agreement as a rouse to secure a trade deal that hurts the EU Single Market . Smart , weren ’ t we !", "context": ["A wake up call from Simon Coveney as he tells #Marr : “ Just because a British Parliament decides that British law says something doesn ’ t mean that law applies to the other 27 countries of the European Union . ” #ToryBrexit Britain exceptionalism ", "@USER British law will say that there will be no extension - so there will be no extension . It's not that hard to understand . They've got 11 months to put a good enough deal on the table , or we leave without one .", "@USER @USER Your attitude articulated exactly why Northern Ireland ’ s relationship with Ireland was not passed to Phase 2 talks ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The Obama / John Kerry , France , Russia , The EU , and China way ( P5 + 1 ) . 10 years of hard fought negotiations for an Iran nuclear deal is the reason Gen . Qassim Suleimani was not harmed . Trump doesn ’ t know what he is doing 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️ @USER #factcheck …", "context": ["This is the kind of Sanctuary City I can support with all my heart . ", "@USER While supporting a president that promoted a war that would kill millions of babies and the women who carry them 😂 #Hypocrite", "@USER @USER To promote a war , doesn ’ t the war kind of have to have actually happened ? Curious you used the word “ would ” , because the reality is it did not . I prefer reality myself . Try it , you might like it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER good morning Jutti .. Music brings us all together #peace #music .. and ... have a wonderful day", "context": ["@USER a friend of @USER is a friend of ours ... so have some #HelloSunshine in your nature #enjoy", "@USER @USER Thank you , we love to share the best , more fans will enjoy super guys , music and say #WeLoveErica :D", "@USER @USER hi Jutti .. you do a great job and we love your company ... and I love the Erica Band too :) All have a great weekend", "@USER @USER 😃 🎸 Thanks Judy , you are wonderful , let ´ s spread the word . #WeLoveErica , never enough ! Happy weekend #UK :D", "@USER @USER #WeLoveEricaBand .. have a happy new week to all xxx "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It would bug me for that reason as well ! 😂 I ’ ve always been a little surprised that she hasn ’ t said anything about it . #patience", "context": ["True story : We have never argued . Not once . I mean that . We ’ ve had intense conversations , but never exchanged a single salty or sarcastic word . But he likes to pick up my keys and make sure my car is locked . Just hit the button . Make it go beep . And that infuriates me . ", "@USER 😂 I do that . In my defense , people go through our cars at night , so I potentially re-lock them as a precaution every night . 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER It ’ s an extremely reasonable , helpful , safe and responsible thing to do , and it absolutely enraged me . He doesn ’ t even move my keys . Leaves them just where he found them . I still hate it , and I fully admit I ’ m the wildly irrational one here .", "@USER I ’ ve always wondered if it bugs my wife and now I ’ m thinking it probably does . 😂", "@USER She may not be bothered , because it ’ s not inherently bothersome . But I can ’ t not internalize it as him checking on me . Going behind me to redo something I ’ ve done or ensure I did it at all . It honestly reads as criticism to me , when it absolutely isn ’ t , and it ’ s my hangup ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Upgrading is always fun , we truly appreciate your loyalty . ♥ I have sweet news , 90 days after your last phone purchase you receive a discount when you upgrade to a new phone . 💸 Locate a store → - Day", "context": ["@USER Sure thing , I would love to help ! What ’ s your question ? – Miriam", "@USER If You Have Metro PCS & Wanted To Get A New Phone . What Would You Pay ?", "@USER Great question , if you switch from an eligible provider you can get a free device > All you would pay is the due immediate balance for the rate plan plus a 15 + tax activation fee . Hurry into a Metro store to get set up . > - Miriam", "@USER My Son Has Metro PCS Already Though . I Wanted To Upgrade His Phone"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER it's hilarious watching these ignorant fools throwing out slanderous insults without any proof #hate", "context": ["Stay vigilant . Trump just hired a prominent white supremacist for a top position in the White House . ", "@USER why all this racial talk ? You are better than that , or so I thought !", "@USER I wish Trump were better than hiring a white supremacist . Sad !", "@USER Many envy you based on your music . You tarnish that w / your own racists comments . Show class like Oprah has , give them a chance", "@USER what did I say that was racist ? When trump hires a racist , it is not racist for me to point it out . You're very confused .", "@USER @USER he put an anti-semite in his top ranks and you still talk about giving him a chance . Where do you draw the line ? !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "TASK Deliberately look for someone / a group of people and solve a need of theirs . As you do may GOD Almighty solve a problem of yours in Jesus name . #charity #compassion #Jesus Glory to GOD © Tonte Eke-Spiff Like my page . Instagram @USER", "context": ["PRIORITIZE CHARITY Merriam Webster defines charity as the act of giving money , food , or other kinds of help to people who are poor , sick , etc . #charity #compassion", "The heart of GOD towards humanity is love . Therefore , charity should be expressed with a heart of love and of compassion to another . #charity #compassion", "I encourage you to develop a charitable lifestyle not for self aggrandizement but for the need to save a dieing soul . #charity #compassion", "Charity is simply just an act of love being expressed . So in your relationship with people and in whatever you do make sure you priotize charity . #charity #compassion", "And above all these things put on charity , which is the bond of perfectness . Colossians 3:14 KJV Unknown to you , when you engage in charity you are actually meeting the needs of GOD . #charity #compassion", "Do not wait until you have excess before expressing love . You can still engage in charity In your own little way . Remember charitable deeds differ from individuals because financial status aren't the same accross board , so engage within your reach . #charity #Jesus"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "5 ) Always remember , you are what you put in . In life , you will get everything that you have put in . So always give your all #selfmotivation #lifegoals #newdecade", "context": ["As we're now in a new decade , ive learned a few life lesson that meant a lot in my personal life . This will apply more as I will cross another life milestone as I turned the big 3-0 in October", "2 ) you failed once doesn't mean you fail forever . The important thing is to be better .", "3 ) you can't change the past even if you had regrets but you know what you can change ? The future . It's life's way to give you another opportunity to be the best person you can ever be", "4 ) in a ever changing world , upskill to always stay relevant"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He was just referring to his opinion of 2020 . He was not saying that a woman could not win an election . Why would he say that ? Bernie is an intelligent gentleman . It ’ s not about a woman winning an election ; it ’ s about the likelihood of a woman winning in 2020 . 🥰", "context": ["So now we have to choose who is lying , Bernie or Warren . And I ’ m not gonna be the one to accuse a Native American of lying . Just not gonna go there . ", "@USER ANOTHER FUN FACT : Bernie was one of the few * who backed Jesse Jackson for Prez in ' 88 - - a black prez candidate - - in ' 88 ! Bernie's always been ahead of the curve , 💯 and #LyingLiz wants us to believe that , in 2019 , Bernie didn't think a woman could be prez ? ? 😂", "@USER And this . This is Bernie - - in the 80s ‼ ️ talking about a female presidency ‼ ️ ( When Warren was still a staunch Republican ! ) Warren canceled herself . #RefundWarren #LyingLiz ", "@USER @USER @USER #Elizabeth said that Bernie ’ s response was that a woman could not win in 2020 . Not what he might have said years ago . Division that broke the #Democrats in 2016 is about to happen again . STOP IT . Stop the wrangling ‼ ️ We are #StrongerTogether 😫 PLEASE 🇺 🇸", "@USER @USER @USER He never said would've said that . He's been saying the opposite for 30 years . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good for them - - and good for you ! ☺ ️ Super impressive team - - and John Harbaugh and Lamar Jackson , among others , offer good fodder for Mark's #integrity theme . Jackson , in particular , plays with exceptional . Wonderful to see . Inspiring ...", "context": ["When Mike McCarthy interviewed for the Dallas Cowboy's head coaching job , he told team owner Jerry Jones that he'd \" watched every play of the 2019 season \" on film . After being hired , McCarthy came clean saying , \" I wanted the job . You do what you gotta do right ? \" #Trust #Integrity", "@USER Ugh , not a great way to start a new job ... 🤨", "@USER @USER Generally , we get what we deserve in these cases . This would seem to be one of those cases . @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? ... America's Team ? ... I don't know . Hard for me to feel sorry for them . There's still a lot of film they can watch to make themselves feel better - - or they can try to enjoy some of the other more enjoyable teams . Onward !", "@USER @USER @USER All in on the , just live with some very sad Cowboys fans . ( Who now support Baltimore 😀 )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Actually , it doesn't matter . I made a joke that fell flat & offended people . For that I'm terribly sorry . I sincerely apologize . I've learned a lesson today & I'll move forward being more sensitive to people's feelings & more mindful about my words . #peace #apologies", "context": ["I ’ m bad at chores . I usually get stuck on a step . #ADHD L A U N D R Y : 1 . Collect clothes 2 . Sort 3 . Wash 4 . Get out of washer before they smell like mildew 5 . Dry 6 . Get out of dryer before they ’ re wrinkled 7 . Take hamper to different room 8 . Fold 9 . Hang 9 . Put away", "@USER I don ’ t think this is an ADHD thing . I think this is a most people thing . I have laundry in the washer RIGHT NOW that needs to be in the dryer but I wil , as always , risk it and do it “ later ” The race against mildew ! !", "@USER @USER Frequency / Intensity / Duration . Do these thing happen to you so often that thinking about laundry is upsetting , and you are never , ever caught up ? Does it languish in baskets for weeks until you can ’ t remember clean / dirty ? Cuz that ’ s kinda what we ’ re discussing .", "@USER @USER Also , people are being very polite , but your comment is rude . We are CONSTANTLY told that our battles are normal , and theres an implied ( or , VERY often , directly stated ) second part to that statement that is “ so what you go through shouldn ’ t be so upsetting / difficult . ”", "@USER @USER Well it wasn't intended to be rude . I was just making what I thought was a light-hearted reply to a conversation and now I think I might be getting \" cancelled \" ? Twitter is weird . I'm sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings . That wasn't at all my intention .", "@USER @USER I ’ m just telling you , as clearly as I can , that you entered a group you don ’ t belong to and hit a sore spot . Me explaining this to you isn ’ t “ cancelling ” ; it ’ s me doing you a favor by educating you so you can learn more about ADHD , which I assume you want since you ’ re here ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I think that keeping an open mind and showing support for our president is important . People want a change ... #positivity", "context": ["@USER I don't think Mile Pence was the only person in politics that was against gays in 1993 . People change over 20 + years .", "@USER He has had a negative opinion of gays in the past , all republicans have . 10 + years ago half this country agreed with them .", "@USER things have changed and the Republican Party is going to have to change , to many voters agree that LGBT has rights ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER yeah , and like the Bills fans , after beating the Patriots in regular season , they feel the need for fire works .", "context": ["@USER actually , Cowboys have best record . 2nd best is pretty close . :-)", "@USER @USER hilarious to hear Seahawks fans lighting off fireworks in the hood . Shows the mind set . This was your superbowl .", "@USER @USER you do realize you actually live in Seattle ? Local teams have slightly larger fan bases in your area ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The Real WerD Podcast # 6 is now live . Make sure to #share and #subscribe ", "context": ["The Real WerD Podcast # 1 via @USER is now live . Make sure to check it out . It would be amazing if you could like , share , and subscribe . More content will come soon . I appreciate you all . #podcast #comedy", "The Real WerD Podcast # 2 via @USER . Please check it out and let me know what you think . I appreciate it . #podcast #new", "New #TheRealWerDPodcast episode coming this evening at 5:00 pm pst . Make sure you check it out , let me know what you think . I appreciate it . Thanks everyone . #podcast #talking", "The Real WerD Podcast # 3 episode is out now . Like , share , and subscribe if you enjoy the content . Thank you", "The Real WerD Podcast # 4 Make sure to listen . Like , share , subscribe . I appreciate it .", "The Real WerD Podcast # 5 is now live . This is an important episode . We are talking #Mentalhealth and growing up dealing with it . Please let me know what you think . #Podcast"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May ALL the people of #God be blessed by knowing the wisdom of His from today going forward ... #Depression", "context": ["LOVE IS THE KEY TO GOD . GOD IS THE KEY TO LOVE . Anna Stach ", "@USER Very simply put the of #CHRIST #JESUS is the last going forward for us ALL today !", "@USER PRAYERS TO GOD MOVE THE MONTAINS & CHANGE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE TO THE BEST VERSION OF THE PUREST MIRACLE.REWARD HUMBLE HEART ABUNDANTLY BY GOD'S GRACE & HIS MERCY IN HIS MULTITUDE OF THE PLENTITUDE OF BLESSINGS . LET GOD HEAL EVERY SITUATION OF YOUR LIFE.BLESSED WEEKEND OF LOVE . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It would be Ironic if Trump was against the electoral college though . @USER ", "context": ["Please come see me and @USER with our band \" Repudiated Liberals \" tonight at whatever bar the vocab king here g … ", "@USER @USER @USER \" repudiated \" is the word of the year , as Trump won 98 % of US counties .", "@USER 3 million more people voted for Hillary . But please , keep trying to find your silver lining . @USER", "@USER @USER Trump did not try to win the popular vote . Enjoy being benched and irrelevant .", "@USER Then why does he say he has a \" mandate \" ? Or do you not know cuz you haven't gotten to July 23 yet ? @USER", "@USER @USER because he won 98 % of counties . Only the liberals in the giant cities voted for HRC ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER . You #Only think that there is.Your deepest , most perfect happiness will be found within , and once you find it , nothing exterior", "context": ["#God says , \" But now I'm telling you that I have no needs.All that I am within My #Self is all that I require in order to express all that I", "@USER am outside of My Self.This is the true nature of #God . This is the image and likeness in which you are made #Humans . Do you understand", "@USER the wonder of that ? Do you see its implications ? #You , too , are without needs.There is nothing that you need in order to be perfectly"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Never ... Hindu are saviour Hindu are Kind Hindu are powerful Hindu are Human being Hindu is not just a name That's strength who Change History by Their impact & Presence . #Hindu", "context": ["Why do you call yourself a Hindu ? Give proper Reasonable answers .", "@USER Why you yourself call a human ? Give proper reasonable answers ? #HNY2020", "@USER Just being born as a Human qualifies to be called a hindu ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER took away his magic and made him paralegic again . saying \" the world has too many sorcerors \" and walked away .", "context": ["Wow IMAX must have been really neat . Looking forward to sequel ! ", "@USER i was distressed by the ending . did you stay past the credits to see it ?", "@USER The drinking beer scene ? Or was there more later than that ?", "@USER there was one after that ! :) want me to tell you ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER what about common decency I certainly switched it off", "context": ["further indication of the disintegration of decent society - press conference with conor mcgregor a disgrace ali would turn in his grave", "@USER pretty sure it's staged so people tweet and share it to generate audience etc . McGregor's actually a decent bloke", "@USER he just told his opponent to suck his b * * ls-answer that please it's unbelievable there are so many cheerleaders for him", "@USER well can't you switch it off ? The UFC pays for that . It wants people hating and liking him . That makes it relevant . All money"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER People here are #desensitized to not #care & to #hate the things you .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #deserves to lose then go jailed #rapist trump #putin contributed heavily to trump c … ", "@USER @USER @USER Do you even live here ? Come to & tell me what you see . #HomelessProblems", "@USER @USER @USER Want healthcare ? 1 week wait #corporate paid . 2 + months wait for #state ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Obama said Manufacturing jobs are not coming back , does Trump think he will snap his fingers and they will come back . Guess what they are back . They are back through Tariffs forcing companies to produce in the United States for a cheaper price .", "context": ["Iran Shoots a Commercial plane out of the air killing 176 souls . And still the Democrats defend them .", "@USER Who is defending them ? ? You people live in an alternative reality and it's reakky pathetic .", "@USER Alternative Reality ? I live with Facts that this country Prospers under Trump after he cut most of Obama's Regulations and changed most of his policies . Remember the Obama line \" Manufacturing jobs are not coming back \" or \" if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor \"", "@USER No . You're wrong about that too ! ! Obama was talking about a very particular set of jobs and he was 100 % right . Trump has done nothing for the economy besides destroying the deficit , but you imbeciles don't even know what deficits are LMAO ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER spoken like a true Sith . That's what u all do is twist things around instead of realizing the truth . Your lost", "context": [". @USER I don't think I did sir . But the beauty of our nation is that we can agree to disagree . God speed .", "@USER @USER u mean a nation that USED to be great . The Sith have destroyed the Jedi and now an Evil Empire is ruling .", "@USER @USER @USER only in Bizarro World ... the Evil Empire was just over thrown ! ! Darth Obama and Sith Killary are out", "@USER @USER and when Hate sparks the divide among The US n a civil war begins leading to WW3 know it was your vote that helped", "@USER @USER that was the case if Hillary won ... and then your vote who have been the problem ... but Dems are much nicer right ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER 🙏 Thank you sir Knowing / understanding the theory is one thing Adopting it and practically living it creates Joy", "context": ["Finding the Universe in a Coffee Cup - SFGate with ⁦ @USER ⁩ ", "@USER The tiniest is the same as the largest , this is the mystery of existence .", "@USER @USER The real mystery is not to know that microcosm and macrocosm is the same The real mystery is how one can live a happy Life", "@USER @USER Of course , I agree . The small and the large are not just objects , they are the “ large ” and “ small ” accomplishments , feelings , tastes , thoughts , everything . This is what we mean . Without this understanding , we live aimlessly ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm cheesy like that . to use words others don't in this day and time .", "context": ["Prob at the intelligence office on line 7 on the phone with another clown named Bill . - - ", "@USER @USER Hang on there , I am not on the phone", "@USER @USER First of all , I'm white , I'll never get a job there . Secondly I'm an American , and thirdly I'm a white American .", "@USER @USER So is the Bill I was actually referring too . WASP male in the clown gov mule category . Traced this clown back to a 🏠 Echo Lane TN years back in Sept 09 . Good thing you aren't that Bill . Way Cool . 😉", "@USER @USER LOL , thanks , I'm not . Not really a Billy or Will either . Maybe , ahhhhhh , Willbilly ?", "@USER @USER Thats funny . That other Bill I was refering 2 ties 2 a WILL and a go get em clown fraud attitude he's in trouble for . Poor guy's a Match to a real loser . Couldn't get nailed in woodshop . He's a real peach . But that's expected from the clown agency though . I do ... know .", "@USER @USER He's got a few names he goes by online ... part of the cover . One if my fave is a CA area code burner phone & a 👳 WILL McCubbins handle . A real tomcat w the names . 🎣 😆 😆", "@USER @USER I'm to straightforward for all that . I call them as I see em . Not a popular stance . Hurt a lot of ppl . I grew up in Construction and for the first 5 years you were just called dumbshit . Now , OMG , jail sentence for causing global warming when the snowflakes melt if I do", "@USER @USER Yeah I'm a tell it like is Jack type personality too . Snowflakes are dips trying to stand in the breadline whilst mooching off others . They come in Dem & Repub excited circles . This Bill has a NC Mark he's pals with in their network of family biz ops . Mo money is their motto .", "@USER @USER Whilst , beautiful word , seldom used . I'm in GA , just one business , Construction , intern the hard way"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER tells us the story behind her career in #arts #marketing - which all started at #Warwick ’ s very own @USER ! @USER", "context": ["Thrilled to be at Town Hall #Birmingham , with the wonderful @USER and @USER talking #Marketing in #TheArts with our MSc Marketing & Strategy students and their course director @USER ", "@USER tells us the value of anecdotal evidence from #boxoffice staff : @USER ticket sales #data is hugely valuable , but front line staff can offer insights into the reasons behind the #trends . @USER", "... and now the conversation has moved onto #Pantomime OH NO IT HASN ’ T @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ooh wonderful ! Me too ( obvs ) ! You're a star ! Thanks so much 🙏 🏼 🙏 🏼 😆", "context": ["In the next issue , Craig is mysteriously unwell , yet the Kennage continues ", "@USER Love this account ! Thx for the memories ! 👍 🏼 Have u got any more Bros articles / covers / posters pls ? I can't find my old mags 😢", "@USER Soooooooo many . Huge Brosette . Have a case full of mags , posters , patches , bottle tops ! Will start posting :)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... a life , meaning No #GITMO There will be poor souls entrapped by past forced or drugged and drunken \" indiscretions ! \" Trump's team are on the side of v #Evil I'm burning my veggie curry ... so , here endeth my epistle . ! !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Never said I admired him lol ... I said we can trade with the USA ... very different 🐸 🐸", "@USER @USER @USER I believe Trump knows how monstrous the task to destroy THEM is . #TrustThePlan Who else is dealing with the horrors ... #NWO #ChildTrafficking !", "@USER @USER @USER What PLAN ? You don't know what it is , any more than anyone does ! You are believing the QAnon psy-ops without critical thinking there ! All the things you list are still happening unabated or haven't you noticed ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 The word of the Lord came to me : “ I cannot appear on earth . ” — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 If I ’ m not right about The Narrow Door , what on earth was Jesus Christ talking about ? Where is this narrow door that he wants us to find ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 If you truly want to do as Jesus Christ said to do , then you will want to enter through that narrow door , won ’ t you ? He said to enter through it so we should if we Believe in him right ? I ’ m in . Anyone got directions ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Come on you true knowers of God ! Let ’ s go ! Show me the way ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 I don ’ t know about you , but I don ’ t want to stand outside knocking and pleading to get in . I don ’ t want to be told by the owner of the house to go away from him . Being called an evildoer ! Not my kind of fun . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God , it would be much better if You just sent someone to tell me what to do ! It would be easier if You just came here Yourself and explained it all to me ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 The word of the Lord came to me : “ Mark , I HAVE spoken to you and I HAVE given you the truth of My Word ! ” — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 But God I wanted You to come here Yourself ! Come and do the teaching ! Show everyone who You are ! Show everyone what Jesus Christ meant ! It would be easier to Believe then ! It would be clearer too ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Aw . Yup - motherhood can be exhausting ! My son , 19 currently keeping me awake nights as he has awful glandular fever ..", "context": ["Sorry I missed #bathindiechat guys @USER @USER had my hands full tonight 👬 👶 🏻", "@USER @USER @USER How very dare you ! It's not as if you're busy much 😉 #superwoman #supermum", "@USER @USER @USER not much 😜 twins finally asleep but Hugo still wide awake & raiding apples ! ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Sometimes a breakdown DOES lead to a breakthrough . Sweeping away the negative leaves room for the positive to show up . Be kind to yourself . You are worth it . I wish you strength . Stay here . You have a right to be here . We are all connected . x", "context": ["Thank you to everyone who has supported me , messaged me , listened to me and been there for me . I ’ m fighting and it ’ s because of you all . I will reply to everyone in time . I truly thank you from the bottom of my heart . 🖤 ", "@USER So happy to hear from you . Keep it moving forward . One foot in front of the other . Remember ... you are a warrior . x", "@USER Sometimes this warrior has a breakdown and other times a breakthrough . But I ’ m still here thank you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's what's called #perseverance my dear friend . Whatever you persevere Abt isn't just cooking of beans ( even cooking beans takes a lot to make it #soft , and #stone_free ) @USER My friend . Let's make it louder pls", "context": ["The best things in life are free , but nothing is free", "@USER #Salvation is free . But the sustaining it only costs #perseverance", "@USER Watching closely , it's not really free as you have to do a lot of sacrifices for it"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER is the gig sold out ? No I'm not ... sorry . My next gig is Kenny Rogers on Thursday", "context": ["I still haven't received my tickets for tomorrow's show @USER . If I miss this I'm gonna be pretty devastated ...", "@USER wasn't through a provider but the tickets were despatched on like thursday or friday ... story of my life", "@USER ok I'm confused , who did you buy the tickets from ?", "@USER didn't buy them . got them through the publicist to write about the show", "@USER ah ! I take it you've spoke to the publicist and they said dispatched Thursday or Friday ?", "@USER yeah 🙈 would have bought them otherwise ... are you going ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" a nobody \" you base the worth of other americans on twitter followers ? #brainwashed", "context": ["the troll-bots sure are climbing the ladder of abstraction quickly these days , the programmers must be panicking ", "@USER good always prevails over evil , i'm beginning to think you're an illegal or a terrorist at this point , not good", "@USER how high does the ladder of abstraction go ?", "@USER ughh , 80 followers ? I rest my case , ur a nobody , God bless 🙏 #Haiti #WakeUpAmerica #Justice … "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Do not wait until you have excess before expressing love . You can still engage in charity In your own little way . Remember charitable deeds differ from individuals because financial status aren't the same accross board , so engage within your reach . #charity #Jesus #God", "context": ["PRIORITIZE CHARITY Merriam Webster defines charity as the act of giving money , food , or other kinds of help to people who are poor , sick , etc . #charity #compassion", "The heart of GOD towards humanity is love . Therefore , charity should be expressed with a heart of love and of compassion to another . #charity #compassion", "I encourage you to develop a charitable lifestyle not for self aggrandizement but for the need to save a dieing soul . #charity #compassion", "Charity is simply just an act of love being expressed . So in your relationship with people and in whatever you do make sure you priotize charity . #charity #compassion", "And above all these things put on charity , which is the bond of perfectness . Colossians 3:14 KJV Unknown to you , when you engage in charity you are actually meeting the needs of GOD . #charity #compassion"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Awww cool ! ! Thanks a million for adding my song Angerville on your playlist ! ! ! and #grateful 🤘 😎 🤘", "context": ["New Year . New Ears . Send me your #music for this #spotify #playlist with the sweet @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for asking much appreciated , here it is ! 🤘 😎 🤘 #newmusic #NowPlaying ", "@USER @USER @USER I see where I've gone wrong . You've already been added . 😊 It's poorly worded ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER When's the last time a #Jets QB made you want to watch ? Unless it's for a blooper reel ? #awful", "context": ["LOS ANGELES , ARE YOU READY FOR SOME EXCITING NFL FOOTBALL ? ? ? ", "@USER Gawd the #NFL has been brutal this year . And I'm not just saying that as a #Jets fan ( we're always brutal )", "@USER I've barely watched this year . Bryce Petty isn't exactly the thing that's going to bring me back"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER When they found him , they said , “ Everyone is searching for you . ” #Jesus answered “ Let us go on to the neighboring towns , so that I may proclaim the message there also ; for that is what I came out to do . ” Mark 1:37- 38 🙏 ☝ ️ 🙌 ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Now who will harm you if you are eager to do what is good ? 1 #Peter 3:13 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now #faith is the assurance of things hoped for , the conviction of things not seen #Hebrews 11:1 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER If anyone acknowledges that #Jesus is the Son of #God , God lives in them & they in God 1 #John 4:15 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Beloved , I #pray that all may go well with you & that you may be in good #health , just as it is well with your #soul 3 1:2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t store up treasures on #earth , that are consumed & thieves steal ; Store up treasures in #heaven , that cant be consumed or stolen . For where your treasure is , there your heart will be also #Matthew 6:19- 21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER We know by this , that he laid down his #life for us — & we ought to lay down our lives for one another 1 John 3:16 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER Enter his gates with #thanksgiving , & his courts with #praise . Give thanks to him , bless his name #Psalms 100:4 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER God did not send the Son into the world to condemn the world , but in order that the world might be saved through him John 3:17 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER For by #grace you have been saved through #faith , & this is not your own doing ; it is the #gift of — not the result of works , so that no one may boast 2:8- 9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER But when you give alms , do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing #Matthew 6:3 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER Why are you cast down , O my #soul , & why are you disquieted within me ? #Hope in #God ; for I shall again him , my & my God 42:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Entering the house they saw the child with #Mary his #mother & they knelt down & paid him homage . Then opening their #treasure chests , they gave him gifts of , frankincense & myrrh 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Glory to #God in the highest #heaven , and #peace to his people on ! ” 2:14 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior , who is the Messiah , the Lord Luke 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #christmas #merrychristmas #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER But to all who received him , who believed in his name , he gave #power to become children of #God #John 1:12 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER O sing to the Lord a new song , for he has done marvelous things . His right hand & his holy arm have gotten him victory . The Lord has made known his victory ; he has revealed his vindication in the sight of the nations #Psalms 98:1- 2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER God's was revealed among us in this way : #God sent his only Son into the world so that we might live through him 1 John 4:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER The commandment we have from him is this : those who love God must love their brothers & sisters also 1 John 4:21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #verseoftheday #todaysreading ", "@USER @USER @USER Very truly , I tell you , anyone who hears my word & believes him who sent me has eternal life , & does not come under judgment , but has passed from death to life #John 5:24 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER Your word is a lamp to my feet & a light to my path #Psalms 119:105 🙏 ☝ ️ 🙌 ✝ ️ #bible #verseoftheday "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hey Mama ! Want to help me name the fruit of ur loin's painting ? I cant for the life of me name it ! 😤 #frustrated", "context": ["So ... anything important been happening in this crazy world of ours 🤔", "@USER @USER I've been busy proving I'm the Grand Master Hide N Seeker ! Been skirting the IUD's on social media like a pro ! 😂", "@USER @USER I caught one in the leg , but I'll be fine . ⚔ ️ ☠ ️ ⚔ ️", "@USER @USER I think we have all been through a lot this year between one thing and another . 2017 will be good 😉", "@USER @USER weather will be hotter so my gloves will be coming off 😉"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well that part is a sad truth that people aren't being educated properly about LGBTQ . All of it comes from lack of education and ignorance . I am however happy to see many young generation are not remaining closeted & stepping up .", "context": ["Tens of thousands of mourners gather in southwest #Iran city of Ahvaz to receive body of General #QassemSoleimani , who was killed in #Iraq in a US military strike . This is the first of several stops before Soleimani ’ s body is laid to rest in hometown of Kerman on Tuesday . ", "@USER @USER I was just thinking that ... but instead of Waldo , look for a woman .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s a Muslim funeral , women aren ’ t allowed to follow the funeral procession as “ wailing over the dead is considered unlawful ” - “ And if the wailing woman does not repent before she dies , she will be made to stand on the Day of Judgment ”", "@USER @USER @USER This is not true for Iranians my dear . Iranian shia Muslims don't obey by that rule . Women R welcome to come to funeral . If u Don't see women is because they don't like to be squished by such pressure . Google photos and u'll see women further back & in front .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s just a bunch of men . I guess women drove them there and dropped them off .", "@USER @USER @USER I think you can see better in this link how women are participating . Though media tends to not showcase women for some reason .", "@USER @USER @USER Any gay people . I know they are so welcome !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And for the deal that Bulls offering ? Shaq Harrison and a pick ? ? Cmon Pelinka ! ! ", "context": ["Better learn to put some respect to @USER ’ s name ! #Lakeshow ", "@USER @USER Who in these trade talks ? ! Not Kyle Kuzma !", "@USER @USER Ain ’ t no one out there with his skillset for 2 million . #KeepKuz"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I'm so excited for this new chapter in my life and for you all to see it . Much love ! #cremebrulee #baking #vlog", "context": ["Hey Foodies ! This year I have decided to kick off 2020 by making a recipe that I've never done before , Crème Brûlée ! I must say that I tried to come up with every reason not to make it but I had to as I was conquering my culinary fear . I did it ! Link : ", "This goes to show that you can sometimes stand in the way of achieving your own goals . With that being said , Cooking With Carlina will be transitioning into more of a blog for my recipes and travel .", "For my vlog , I want to make it more of a diary and keep the discussion open , anywhere from how do I make the perfect souffle to my anxiety is so bad that I don't want to get out of bed . Cooking With Carlina has been going for 5 amazing years and I'm thankful for every moment ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Well I loved Baggy Trousers ! ! I love everything Ive heard of yours Katie ♥ ️ 🎶", "context": ["@USER Happy New Year Katie ! ! I wish you and yours a lovely year 💕", "@USER Thank you so much Varrie , the same goes to you ! Xx", "@USER Thank you @USER was telling me he has your new track and is playing it on Wednesday night I will be tuned in cant wait to hear it ♥ ️ 🎶 Xx", "@USER @USER Its actually another cover , see if you like it :) xx"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Type of art offered : Chibi x3 , and Bust x1 Base Price : Chibis $ 15.00 Base Price : Bust $ 25.00 Portfolio Link : #chibi #art #commissionsopen ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Type of Art Offered : Headshot x1 Base Price : $ 10.00 Type of Art Offered : Gradient Scene ( Up to Two Characters ) Base Price : $ 25.00 Portfolio Kofi : Portfolio Twitter : #colors #sketchbook #commissionsopen ", "@USER @USER @USER Type of art offered : 3D Commission x1 Base Price : $ 40.00 [ Mod note : this sort of art usually goes for much higher prices - around $ 150 to start ! ] SFW Portfolio : Custom 3d character with 360 HD animation rotation , and two still HD images ", "@USER @USER @USER Type of Art Offered : Chibi x1 and Headshot x2 Base Price : $ 35.00 for chibi . Base Price : $ 20.00 for headshot . Portfolio : 💜 Make sure to check out the “ media ” tab . 💜 #WorldOfWarcraft #art #fantasy "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER dang ! You must be so proud of him ! I'm proud of him and never met him . You were a good woman through it all I'm sure .", "context": ["#myhappyhouris when my bf told me he passed his initial for his PhD", "@USER that is incredible ! ! ! Congratulations ! No small feat at all .", "@USER definitely not . The last 4 years ugh but a PhD in bio chem ... pretty amazing . Especially because he never pushed the kids off ♡"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Thank you for your reply . I am not personally invested in the stock market right now . But I'm starting to think maybe I should ? My struggle is I don't feel our president has any integrity and I don't believe in trickle-down economics . So that keeps me out ut still I", "context": ["We have a malignant narcissist , a narcissistic sociopath , in the White House . He ’ s pathologically incapable of respecting any of these things . ", "@USER And a Dow Jones at 29000 . How are we ever going to get anyone to vote against that ? #Money", "@USER @USER We ’ ve got to get this message out there . Who does the Stock Market benefit ? Are people seeing personal gains in their own portfolios , wallets , bank accounts , piggy banks ? If they ’ re honest the answer is “ NO ” ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 However , cancer doesn ’ t always appear after Wrath is poured out . That ’ s why cancer isn ’ t everywhere that sin is . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 The Spiritual explanation for cancer appearing in people . A message of Hope . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Sinning isn ’ t acceptable in God ’ s Eyes . It ’ s Written in The Word . There are many people who regularly consume this Book , yet they continue to sin . It ’ s acceptable to them . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God regularly pours out His Wrath against people to punish them for sinning . He doesn ’ t enjoy doing this . It ’ s God ’ s Wrath that causes cancer to appear in a person . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Sinning happens nearly everywhere . As a result , Wrath is poured out nearly everywhere . That ’ s why cancer is such a common ailment . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wouldn ’ t you say that about all human activity ? Human greed and revenge has caused far more death . The CofE may have been founded by Henry VIII , but that doesn ’ t mean we do anything else than try to follow Christ . Big old left-winger that he was ... #charity #hope", "context": ["🔔 We're proud to launch this new initiative , calling on churches across Britain to mark the first morning of our independence with the sound of bells ringing . Just as we did upon news of the Allies ' victory in 1945 , let's celebrate our new-found independence ! Find out more ⬇ ️", "@USER the church of england is so left wing and politically correct today that there is more chance they would ring their bells to pay respects to a dead terrorist than to support an important national occasion like Brexit .", "@USER @USER If you think the CofE is left wing , you're in for a shock when you meet its founder ... ( Jesus , in case you thought I meant Henry VIII ... ) ", "@USER @USER @USER What nonsense . Church of England was founded by Henry VIII because Pope wouldn ’ t grant him divorce . Re-writing history is totalitarian . The whole organisation is based on hypocrisy . To say otherwise is blatant denial of the truth .", "@USER @USER @USER John Every system and every model of behavioral governance is a human construct And every human has hypocrisy as a character trait Your glass house is missing a few windows ...", "@USER @USER @USER Eh ? You know nothing of my beliefs . Are you denying Henry didn't start his own church because RC church wouldn't grant him a divorce ? & make himself & his heirs & survivors head of that church , a role present monarch fills ? History books I've read wrong then ?", "@USER @USER @USER The original tweet was about Jesus . We won ’ t worship Henry VIII . Your point is not relevant .", "@USER @USER @USER But Jesus didn't start Church of England . In fact Jesus didn't start any church , it was his disciples & followers . His fans in other words .", "@USER @USER @USER The church is simply a body of people who follow Christ . The fact the the CofE came about through a historical figure doesn ’ t change the core beliefs or validity .", "@USER @USER @USER But the whole concept of it as a separate entity was founded on Henry 8 not getting divorce from Pope . It is a hypocritical sham . Sorry but I think all religions are childish & are responsible for millions of deaths thru the ages , especially 20h century ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol are all 3 of you in your profile pic wearing the same sunglasses ? Did you go shopping together ?", "context": ["Croatia bucks wider European trend , elects left-leaning president over conservative incumbent . ", "@USER Watch the Country turn into Sweden , Germany or UK sh * t holes now from Lefty UN agendas .", "@USER @USER @USER This has about as much depth as “ ok boomer ” . Both could be summed up to mean “ errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ”", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m an indigenous Canadian , you fit that profile more than I do skippy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER going to Hawaii for the first time this Winter .", "context": ["#MondayMotivation Marines with 1st Battalion , 3rd Marine Regiment take part in a company sized assault during Lava … ", "@USER is it still the marines if you get stationed in paradise ? Weather : 80 degrees and sunny . Uniform : tank top and speedo . Mission : fun", "@USER @USER I grew up just off the base in Kailua when my dad was stationed at CINCPAC fleet on the other side of the island"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not enough ? We have the surroundings , literally dotted with some of the finest #Italian castles ! Fierce battles that shaped destinies of #empires , romantic stories , massive fortresses , discover a land of history and beauty . Contact us : tour@milanoarte.net ", "context": ["Today in #Parma everybody is celebrating their #patron St . #Ilario di . Here you can admire the majestic painting made by on the vaults of Parma's cathedral . Follow the and undestand why it's great to be in Parma in ! continue 1 ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Parma is famous all over the world for #ParmaHam and #ParmigianoReggiano cheese but this is just the beginning , here there are so many local #delicatessen that has been shosen to be the seat of European Food Safety Authority . Book our ", "@USER @USER @USER Parma is also mandatory for #music lovers . How to forget masters like #GiuseppeVerdi and #ArturoToscanini ? Visit their homes in town and . An experience in is not complete without an evening at , one of the most important in the world 3 ) ", "@USER @USER @USER The city is also an amazing artistic place . #Parmigianino , #Correggio , #Antelami are just the most famous of the many artists that left amazing works of art in this small capital of a dukedom ! Walk the footsteps of and discover with a private tour : tour@milanoarte.net "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ah wowwwww ! My shoddy phone couldn ’ t take a pic that good ! Am so chuffed with it !", "context": ["Massive thanks to @USER for this utterly gorgeous ring made from a real coin from 1840 ! How cool is this ? ! A REAL COIN ! And it has the coin wording on the inside ... magic . ", "@USER @USER It ’ s just AMAZING ! He is a wizard ! How does the writing stay there but inside and hidden ? I can ’ t work it out ... 🎩 🐰", "@USER @USER Dark art , definitely 🧙 ‍ ♂ ️ I will be checking it out though , I still have a couple of fingers that need some adornment 😘"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Why don't you use your own mantra and stop #hate lefty ?", "context": ["Donald Trump booed as he and Melania go to cast votes this morning #ElectionDay ", "@USER @USER well that's just wrong any way you cut it", "@USER @USER Sure . If it were Hillary Clinton getting booed , it would be ok ?", "@USER @USER What don't you understand about \" ... any way you cut it ? \" Booing is rude .", "@USER @USER Donald Trump built his campaign on being rude , in case you didn't notice ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh and Soleimani isn ’ t mentioned at all . ", "context": ["Vice President Mike Pence's claim that General Suleimani helped 10 of the men who would go on to carry out the Sept . 11 attacks cross through Iran and enter Afghanistan isn't backed up by established historical accounts or public U . S . intelligence ", "@USER Or ... as journalists ... call it what it is , A COMPLETE LIE . Try reporting it for a change .", "@USER @USER It ’ s in the 9/11 commission report . @USER is lying to you again .", "@USER @USER @USER Do your own homework . Read it yourself . Stop allowing the press to lie and manipulate you . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks . I looked up the part about crossing through Iran and it does not appear that the terrorists were aided by Iran . Some did pass through , but they used a network of smugglers . Here ’ s the relevant section . Don ’ t let the press etc . etc . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER May we ALL , including ALL our struggling loved ones come back to Our Lord , Our #God's wisdom that YES there is a better way , that being the WAY of His heart of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER #Jesus", "context": ["If you ’ ve walked away from God and have found yourself entangled by this world know this , it ’ s not too late to reconcile your relationship with God . Repent and the Lord Jesus Christ will cleanse you and not condemn you . Don ’ t keep putting Him off , come home while you still can !", "@USER @USER For Many Would Rather Be Entangled By This World ... Because That's What They See Physically ... Faith Allows You To Hope For Things Not Physically Seen By Those Who've No Faith ... One Shouldn't Take Any Great Joy In The Knowledge Of Them Perishing ... 🙏 ❤ ✝ ️ 🇺 🇸", "@USER @USER I understand and one should never rejoice in anyone ’ s suffering thus the reason I was encouraging them to turn back.This post is regarding those who were once walking w / God and backslid from Him.There ’ s many reasons why one turns away but my prayer is that they will come back 🙏 🏼"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER def . walking around enjoying the feel , the timeless architecture , and pondering the glories of Amazon HQ2 , to name but a few ...", "context": ["What are some good weekend trips from DC that are budget friendly and don ’ t require a car ?", "@USER Arlington is fun ... Falls Church if feeling adventurous ... Fairfax if you're really looking to get off the grid for the weekend ...", "@USER @USER Can you speak to what in particular is fun about it ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Just the tiniest bit of #hate accepted by you will breed in you . Dislike anything or anyone you find unlikable , unacceptable or disagreeable . But don't #hate . Keep yourself free of hate & you will find much more space in your life for , #happiness & . ( 4 )", "context": [". #Resist Hate is the #currency of #evil . It is not an emotion or just a word one should use loosely to describe the things they dislike or disagree with politically , socially or in any minor circumstance . Just using the word is an indication you have been infected by it . ( 1 )", "#Hate is a currency you must reject when someone spends their hate on you . Once you accept it , it infects YOUR soul , heart & mind . It will live & grow there . Like a subtle poison , which taken in small amounts is not deadly , but it's accumulation in your being is deadly . ( 2 )", "#Hate is easily self cured for most people . Just reject it . Don't even call it's name when speaking . When someone spews it at you , stop & #think . Count to ten while thinking of someone or thing you love . Don't even let it change your expression or emotional state . ( 3 )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER what does #crime have do w / program to help kids ? #positive community programs all !", "context": [". @USER : @USER ' s \" I Know My Rights Camp \" for kids cements his status as a hero in the black community … ", "@USER @USER @USER ! The should be of a player who cares about community & trying make difference !", "@USER @USER @USER actually he cares about the filth community that's it", "@USER @USER @USER hello #racist ! They are kids he is trying help & real filth is ignorant people like you !", "@USER @USER @USER Putting money into fatherless communities wont change much .", "@USER @USER @USER Right back at you . Crime rates still the same ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER but the longer you stay in the game the more corrupt you become ! !", "context": ["#ImVotingBecause the thought of another Clinton in the WH is repulsive . #monicalewinsky #podesta", "@USER No crime has been commit to my recollection .", "@USER And that's all Hillary supporters can cling to - her just barely skirting the rules . She's a crook , time will show .", "@USER I agree to a certain extent . All politician ride the vain unfortunately . I just hate the folks tout Trump like he's great .", "@USER both are fallen - one is just riddled with yrs of corruption while claiming to be a poor public servant . She lies like a rug .", "@USER I like to believe her intentions and support for children and families has been genuine ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If we all do one random act of #kindness daily , we just might get the #WORLD in the right direction . #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER It ’ s that #heart of #gold , & stardust #soul that makes you ", "@USER @USER @USER #Life is a reflective portal What you choose to see is what you get . #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER All inclusive world in which I dwell , . For if I cannot love you with my own heart , I can love you through prayer . Have it your way ... #MuchLove to #SmileOften in your 2020 . Many Blessings to you and yours . ", "@USER @USER @USER Your beauty lies in the you spread via #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER Some beautiful sunshine LOVE back to you 💜 ☀ ️ 💞 💞 💞 Happy weekend", "@USER @USER @USER I believe in the immeasurable power of ; that true can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER LOVE is powerful 💗 👍 for sounding poetic , romantic-like . 💜 I agree , true LOVE desires to stay in it and work it out near and from far , in our mind ( mostly ) and heart ... but just isn't the same . I think everyone needs a helpmate / partner ? 🙏 💜"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "These Be's 🐝 are only possible with GRACE and I thank God for the grace He has showered me 🙌 🏼 . Let's make some honey 🍯 😋 #Phronesis #VBVPCQT #Patience", "context": ["3 BE'S 🐝 THAT PRODUCE HONEY 🍯 Romans 12:12 I learn to be : 🐝 joyful in the eager and confident expectation of eternal salvation ; the glorious appearing of Christ and all the goodies ☺ that come with it . 😃", "🐝 patient ; perseverant ( holding on to the faith ) in the midst of oppression , affliction , tribulation , distress , straits and all the stress that this world is filled with 💁 🏽 ‍ ♂", "🐝 persistent ; giving CONSTANT ATTENTION 😅 to PRAYER with INTENSE EFFORT 💪 🏽 with the possible implication of despite difficulty . 👊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Not heard from ANYONE re calls , emails , etc . I still have no idea what is going on with my order #angry #badcustomerservice", "context": ["Be together even when you ’ re apart , on our even bigger and better network . ", "@USER What a joke ? Still waiting for my order , supposedly a bug in your system . Been trying to update a dongle since JUNE , now walking", "@USER Please email us for further help with this Gail ^ KH", "@USER How can I respond to an email address of noreply@vodafone.com ? If you can dm me an email address , I'll send you details .", "@USER Have done so & followed up with ref number given , all the notes from the chat conversations . Please reply URGENTLY Thank you", "@USER Thanks Gail , we will get back to you asap ^ KH", "@USER well that was 2 hours down , you've got another 48 hours to get the mifi unit to me .", "@USER Hi Gail , are you still needing assistance this morning ? ^ LH"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER enjoy your new authoritarian America where nothing matters but money & brute force - you'll fit right in ! #lucky", "context": ["Is this the future ? A muzzled press w / no access to The Great Leader ? @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER You are referring to the last 8 yrs right ? BO gas been the least transparent admin in history", "@USER @USER @USER he's never barred reporters , in fact he has a photographer with him every single minute", "@USER @USER @USER You are delusional ! Sure a WH photographer That's not an open press BO all about control", "@USER @USER @USER you nay think the press is your enemy but it's the main defense we have against tyranny", "@USER @USER Today's press is motivated by political ideology Nor about fairly reporting facts but skewing based on Lib politics only", "@USER @USER keep telling yourself that until they come for you", "@USER @USER The press ? I strongly believe in 2nd amendment Is the only thing between Freedom or Indenture by Lib dictator click boom", "@USER @USER you are a fool & a useful idiot to oppressors", "@USER @USER Really ? why is that ? I don't follow in lockstep w ) your ideology ? No you're the fool if you think press is objective"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Wherein most of the people are stuck in the age-number game and are required to ' behave ' or ' act ' in a certain way , I think its the inner joy that mattes the most and we are as young as the child in us ! #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020", "context": ["This last decade was fantastic - from being a student to being a startup mentor , from being coder to being an entrepreneur , from failing one business to now running two successful businesses ; a lot changed over the last decade ! #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020", "Where in on one side I am deeply thankful for all the love that I received in the past 10 years , on the other side I embrace all the failures , learnings and experiences that made me grow and made me wiser . #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020", "Of the entire decade , however , the last 3 years were somewhat more special . This was the time I realized the true meaning of words like - #Hardwork , #Hustle , #Gratitude , and .", "I believe that this will be one of the biggest learnings for me that will not only help me to grow but will also enable me to support and empower more entrepreneurs and startups . I can assure that things will only go 10x from here in this next decade #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear", "More importantly , I entered the 30s club and realized that age is \" just a number \" ! I still love comics , I still love Marvel and DC movies , I still love to make stupid jokes and PJs with my friends and I still play computer games sometimes ! #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #NewYear2020"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You go girl ! Women empowerment ! Femininity ! Mother Nature ! #metoo #women #essence", "context": ["This renovation is so nice . The front big windows are interesting ", "@USER They wasted a lot of space with the balcony that will rarely be used . But incredible remodel", "@USER @USER I'd make my man stand out there when he's in troubs . \" Right , the naughty balcony now . N u can only come back in when ur ready to apologise . AND MEAN IT ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Keep pretending your side isn't the kings of bullying and hatred ! Wow , you're clueless to the real world #alwaysTheVictims", "context": ["Still excusing terrorist acts by your fellow leftists , I see . ", "@USER we're not the terrorists , you and your racist , bigoted cronies are . Try as you might to deflect , it's the truth #WorstOfAmerica", ". @USER Hillary supporters are now bashing car windows & destroying property , yet we're the terrorists ? You live in a bizarre world , Rob ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Iraq Parliament is not Commander in Chief of America ’ s Miltary . Bottom line.They don ’ t tell us what to do . POTUS is anti-War ; it would tickle him 2 bring all our Troops home . “ No more war ” is his goal . He ’ s gonna make Iraq pay America to leave 🙌 🏻 ! #Winning and getting paid .", "context": ["@USER BREAKING NEWS : IRAN STRIKES AIR BASE IN IRAQ ‼ ️ 4 IRAQI SOLDIERS INJURED ‼ ️ NOT OVER WITH IRAN ‼ ️ ", "@USER @USER Iran didnt carry out the attack . Stop your fake claims .", "@USER @USER Recap US is unlawfully occupying Iraq . We should anticipate and expect resistance to the US unlawful Occupation of Iraq .", "@USER @USER @USER America is unlawfully occupying Iraq ? ? ? Yet , Iraq approved us building a multi-billion dollar base there 🤔 . You ’ re a force fed talking point ; void of reality . POTUS said we ’ ll leave , AFTER they pay us back for that expensive base and facility we built and paid for ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "2 weeks later my purse was mailed back to me anonymously by a Good Samaritan . All my contents were intact . So , just when you think there is no decencyleft in the world , there you go ! I ’ m not religious but ... Do unto others as ... , ” #Decency #Morality", "context": ["I want to share an inspiring story from a couple of years ago . I was in Bend , and I walked down to the river at night to take a picture of that cool wave feature they have in the Old Mill District . I set my purse down on a picnic table to take the pic .", "I eft my purse accidentally on that picnic table and walked back to my condo . 1st time in my entire life I have lost my purse . It had 2k cash , my credit cards , checkbook , even my passport in it .", "I was sick over it ! I spent 2 hrs looking for my purse on the banks of the river until my phones battery died . I went home the next day after cancelling all my cards , calling the bank , etc ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ppl were warned this cud happen . We either forgot or don't know about coalition politics .", "context": ["Why are ppl protesting in cities that voted #HRC ? #Trexit", "@USER we're mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore", "@USER Take it from whom ? What's the outcome ? Trump already promised to target Oakland , pull all Fed $ . A protest here is against whom ?", "@USER @USER everybody and nobody . Yhere's no reason to it . Just angst ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That is the perfect response . is all that matters . 😏 🤗 💝 💖 💕", "context": ["Hey , beautiful peeps ! Please do not take any of my pro-vegan tweets as personal criticisms . I do not seek to change or convert you . I ’ m also straight edge & would never suggest people stop enjoying a drink or whatever substance helps them cope with life . Live & let live . 😊 🌱 💚 ", "@USER I appreciate this tweet ! Dd2 is hardcore vegan / animal rights activist & abstainer . She makes me feel so guilty sometimes ! 🙄", "@USER I know . We ’ re all trying our best . She loves you & you love her — that ’ s the only thing that counts in the end . 😊 🌱 💚"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "♡ Will teach you #compassion by practicing compassion with ourselves first , then with each other . I want you to know so that way we ’ ll practice #gratitude . I want you to feel joy so together we learn how to be vulnerable . Brene ’ Brown ♡ #نور ♡", "context": ["♡ Above all else , I want you to know that you are loved and lovable . You will learn this from my words and my actions ; the lesson on are in how I #treat you and how I treat #myself . Brene ’ Brown ♡ ♡", "♡ I want you to engage with the world from a place of #worthiness . You will learn that you are worthy of love , belonging and every time you see me practice self-compassion and embrace my own #imperfections . Brene ’ Brown ♡ ♡", "♡ We will practice courage in our family by showing up , letting ourselves be seen , and honoring #vulnerability . We ’ ll share our stories of #struggle and #strength . There will always be room in our home for both . Brene ’ Brown ♡ ♡"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I hadn't read that and still wouldn't have assumed it literally meant a sofa bed , which was ancient", "context": ["Not a ' Hypnos ' bed @USER Not if you book a twin room . I'm STILL awake on my single bed thing #FalseAdvertising 😬", "@USER Apologies Jacqui , a large number of our twin rooms do have a double bed & a single sofa bed . Can I ask which hotel 1/2", "@USER Thanks for your response . Southwark Borough Room 203 . And yes , I was disappointed and had I known I wouldn't have chosen .", "@USER at this hotel consist of a double bed and a single sofa bed . \" Apologies for the disappointment caused . ^ Rebecca 2/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Let us teach our children to be kind to animals and to respect nature . And when they grow up , they will be kind and loving human beings because it ’ s easier to raise loving children then to repair broken men . ~ #BuddhaBrian . . . . #HumanKindness ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Very beautiful Thanks brother Majid Love and greetings", "@USER @USER @USER #Friends are like the sun in spring , shining the #light that makes our souls #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Sir Majid absolutely 🙏 #friends bring music to the soul ! #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Aww man you are so kind making this collection ! ! I'm smiling the whole day through ! ! ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Happy Wednesday Apex and all good friends ! ! But it ’ s Thursday morning here now ☀ ️ ☀ ️ ☀ ️ ☀ ️ ☀ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my friend much appreciated and a great Thursday to you and all ! ! 🤘 😎 🤘", "@USER @USER @USER Hi mate , Happy Thursday to you 🤘 😎 🤘 THE FEAR - THE CRUEL HORIZON "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks ! 😎 My #tvshow is : T H E W I R E #NeilWalkerAuthor ", "context": ["What's your favorite show ? Mine is : T @USER H @USER E @USER W I T C H E R", "@USER @USER @USER I can watch and rewatch T H E V A M P I R E D I A R I E S", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Sarah ! Both great shows , ladies . I love ( and just finished the newest episode of 😮 😮 😮 ) D O C T O R W H O", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Zena ! On netflix , I love L U C I F E R ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Mario ! 💙 I don't know if it's my all-time fav , but I just finished and loved The Haunting of H I L L H O U S E ", "@USER @USER @USER TY Travis ! 😊 ❤ ️ 😘 🤗 I can't wait for more S T R A N G E R Things ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the tag Joanne A fav show L I N E O F D U T Y ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Carolyn . A favorite TV show ? G H O S T W H I S P E R E R ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh ! I don ’ t think I know what show . Thanks for including me , Cristal . It ’ s an oldie , but I ’ ve been watching : S E I N F E L D ", "@USER @USER @USER Great thread ! Many great people in the world ! Favorite show ? G I L M O R E G I R L S"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If answers for why you place such pictures here are what you seek , look in the mirror #zen #freedom ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Is it the nude female body that bothers you or the lesbian activity ? Either way , not very \" progressive \" of you .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , stop it , ya #bully this is Beautiful ! So brave of \" Never be bullied into silence . Never allow yourself to be made a victim . Accept no one's definition of your life ; define yourself . \" - - Harvey Fierstein ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️ #freedom #constitution", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah . Prostitution is cool . Something for all our children to look up to . It's not who u know , it's who u blow !", "@USER @USER @USER You are exactly why the majority of America is running away from the hate you stand for ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Like usual , you rely on propaganda to fuel your hatred ! You do know that majority of Americans want nothing to do with the hate you stand for . You liberals destroyed the once respected dem party and turned them into a hate cult ! Hope your proud !", "@USER @USER @USER Lol .. what's that ? I can't hear u over these lil boys screaming ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh brother , you can ’ t even be original ? ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 3rd #Sunset of 2020 & 1st pic 2 share with U gentlemen ! , isn ’ t it ? 😇 🙏 ⛪ ️ 🌄 🌅 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #HappyBirthday 2 : the #Original voice of #AshKetchum in the ! Proud 2 have her & the rest of the main cast this past ! 😎 😉 👍 ✌ ️ 🌎 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER This #ThrowbackThursday goes 2 : a #Parody #Sketch of . Whether or not U ’ ve seen , Alex was phenomenal during her time on the show . 🙂 👍 🏻 ✌ 🏻 ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Just watched the #Original #FamilyGuy #Christmas on DVD box set . Best part was when Lois went crazy . Gr8 episode whether or not U gentlemen seen it . 🙂 👍 🏻 👌 🏻 ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER doesn ’ t know it yet , but she ’ s been #Verified on #Twitter . Hopefully , she ’ ll find out , as she ’ s often #OffTheGrid . Nika ’ s finally earned her blue badge . 😎 👍 💪 👊 ✌ ️ ‍ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #GoodNews : my advance 2 the #Playoffs ... but #BadNews : my lost their 3 game ... all on last plays of those games . 2 ... again . I mayB happy ... but I ’ m not . Seeing UR fave teams lose by mere points on last play of game is . ", "@USER @USER @USER #30YearsAgo #OnThisDay : premiered on ( as a TV series ) with its #ChristmasSpecial ! Time sure flies fast , does it ? Any 1 seen the premiere in its initial airing ? 😎 😉 👍 💪 👊 ️ ️ ️ ️ 3 ️ ⃣ 0 ️ ⃣ ", "@USER @USER @USER There was a bird in the office of the Westley rest stop this morning B4 work 2day . 📱 📸 🐦 ☑ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Just saw #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker 2day ! Won ’ t giveaway any spoilers 2U gentlemen ! #StarWars 😎 😉 👍 💪 👊 ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #HappyBirthday 2 : the voice of #WakkoWarner in #Animaniacs ! , Jess ! Have a “ Faboo-lous ” day ! 😎 😉 👍 🏻 💪 ", "@USER @USER @USER Last #Sunrise & #Sunset of 2019 & the 2010s #decade ! The roaring 2020s awaits ! , gentlemen ! { MMXX } 😇 🙏 ⛪ ️ 👏 🙌 ", "@USER @USER @USER Here ’ s the #NFL #Playoffs bracket 4 #NFL100 season . My have won the & advantage , claiming the 1 seed on the NFC division this year . 😎 👍 🏻 💪 🏻 ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Tuesday #thoughts #Forgiveness and are the two major factors of the which elevates your towards the people you . Let your kindness through without any boundaries . Have a fabulous day dear friends.Keep smiling 😊 🔥 😘 🙏 ☕ ️ ️ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 🌜 Merci beaucoup Cristy 🌛 🌜 Bonne nuit les ami ( e ) s 🌛 🌜 ", "@USER @USER @USER 🌜 🌛 🌜 Bonne nuit les ami ( e ) s 🌛 🌜 Buenos Aires ", "@USER @USER @USER 🍧 Many thanks Silvia ! 🍧 🍧 It's Monday ... Why not ? 🍧 🍧 Enjoy everyone ! ", "@USER @USER @USER 🌸 Thank you so much Silvia ! 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 Happy Tuesday Friends ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER p ... From #landsharks to #deaddolphins in v short amount of time . It's frustrating for sure ! !", "context": ["These Arky Florida players are trying to kill each other . I love it .", "@USER nice to see , our D hasn't hit anyone in a long time 😂", "@USER For real . We'd come out better just giving 7 points instead of putting our D on the field , and see if our O can keep up .", "@USER our D is so pathetic I'm p sure our Defensive coaches just say \" Hey guys , let's just try to hold them to a FG \" #readybreak 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I regret everything 🥴 🥴 🥴 I ’ m so full I can ’ t breathe", "context": ["@USER Remember that time I ordered nachos to your house and I couldnt eat them cause I was gonna throw up 😂 I ’ m gonna eat the same nachos in ten minutes 🤤", "@USER I ate half and I ’ m so full I might hurl 😭", "@USER Lmaooo , why do you do these things to yourself ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Expose yourself to the right influence – make sure right influence is what is at work in your life – be exposed to the right things . . . . . #NewBeginnings #TimeForAMakeover #Life", "context": ["New Beginnings can be made manifest in all areas of one ’ s life when we engage the word of God . The power to transform is in the word of God . #AThread ", "To have a new beginning we need to think about it from the point of a new life , for us to have a new life we must have new thinking because change starts from within . How do you change from within and recognize critical conjunctures in destiny ? -", "- You have to see it from the standpoint of the supernatural . Change – a real makeover – starts from within – it is important for us to know that our internal structure ( what we want to change ) is formed through nature and nurture -", "– they are products of both our genetic code ( DNA ) and our environment . We can ’ t do anything about our DNA , what we have been through , where we grew up and whatever influence came from there but when there is a working of the spirit from within , our internal structure can change", "- From birth different forces try to determine your internal composition . Thought patterns , Belief systems , Attitude – What you meditate on internally is what would manifest externally -", "- Diet – what are you ingesting – what is being said or modeled to you ? What enters your heart that you accept ? What are you repulsed by that you reject ? Emotions – feeling fearful , depressed and overwhelmed will affect the way you live Can we really change ? -", "- We can ’ t change our DNA but if we can allow the holy spirit to work in our lives those things will no longer affect our decision in life . It can change our lives , and we can fulfill our destiny – this is internal makeover . -", "- There are trends that we grow up around but our lives will not align with those trends because there is an internal makeover that has been engineered by the spirit of God . How do you engineer an internal change that can lead to a new life ? -", "- Renew your mind - renewed mind has the ability to do great things - renew with the word of God Deal with Strongholds , Imaginations , Thoughts and Arguments through God ’ s word . Things that resists God ’ s will and plan can be dealt with through the word . -"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER she's got a date too ... he's going to have a matchy matchy bow tie", "context": ["#friendsbery needs a dress for the @USER Where is a sewing bee when you need one ? #willberrywonderpony … ", "@USER @USER I hope it has lots of sparkles so she can dazzle ! ! 😍", "@USER @USER I'm working on it . Currently chopping up an old gown to make a new one for her 🙈 🙈 🙈", "@USER @USER great level of dedication ! Can't wait to see her in all her grandeur"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Haha ! You should have seen me the morning I found out about Leonard Cohen's death . I used my room as a support group !", "context": ["... since I was probably 13 . So yeah , anyways . I hope that my story helps someone suffering . I'm here to talk any time .", "@USER Thank you for sharing . I suffer from mild seasonal depression , but life has also been getting me down . I've tried hard to ...", "@USER make sure I get out of the house and exercise , but it's a challenge sometimes to get out of bed . Thanks for making me feel ..", "@USER absolutely ! You are not alone ! I'm so thankful for the camming community to have people to talk to anytime I'm lonely !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm now blocked on all forms of social media #justgirlythings #whyamilikethis", "context": ["I'm sad that I've never related to a tweet more #tbt ", "@USER I LEGIT THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME IM ASHAMED", "@USER I was so extra freshman year so I stayed home from school 2 stalk a boy and I found his address & too much info on him & his fam"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER wait I think I've heard isn't that a Miguel song", "context": ["No one : Me . I Am Mariah ... The Elusive Chanteuse ( 2014 ): ", "@USER chanteuse nounchan · teuse \\ shan-ˈtüz , shäⁿ-ˈtə ( r ) z \\ plural chan · teuses \\ - ˈtüz , - ˈtü-zəz , - ˈtə ( r ) z , - ˈtə ( r ) - zəz \\ : songstress ; especially : a woman who is a concert or nightclub singer", "@USER ik what a chanteuse is 😭 but I've dead never hear of this album", "@USER name a song something I want to listen OMG"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Where's your positive thinking ? Being disappointed gives opportunities to make change ! ! ! #positive #future #makingithappen", "context": ["@USER Dare you to wear this at next #UEAILM5 session ! \" The Chemis-Tree \" - including 4 newest elements ! … ", "@USER Ah , you see I would but technically speaking this is not a jumper and therefore not in the spirit of the event !", "@USER I've posed the question ! You are entitled to vote . But no lobbying ! #UEAILM5", "@USER But if we have a vote , it may be seen as a referendum & then people may riot or ask for parliamentary intervention ! #UEAILM5", "@USER I will abide by the majority . I am quite used to being disappointed ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 👊 💓 🙏 > Our discontent is ours . < 👇 The Other is Another , not us . People are lenders , not debtors and - - Not ALL - - 👇 bow , bend and submit themselves ! Some are forged in #Dignity , #Values e #Principles . > What is will never be right . And The is never wrong . < ️ ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER LaTer , 🐦 ! #Healthy Y #Real ToDay 🌏 🌍 🌎 #Worlds ! ! ! 🙌 e to ALL of Us = Expect from ! Be , NOT , NOT NOT ! Be ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER You know when you post van Gogh , that I'll like it ... 👨 ‍ 🎨 Much lightness to all . Yes , existential independence , knowing it's what is needed , and often hard to stick with that ( even though correct ) concept . Peace and a good day to you . :)", "@USER @USER @USER #GraTiTuDe ✍ ️ My 🦌 Darling ! To ALL of Us 🙏 I do receive Y share ❤ ️ WriTer , WE canNOT live with a person without breathing #Freedom . Amor is #Home , NOT . is NOT . Love is a , not a ; not ; NOT ; & Fullness 🥂 ", "@USER @USER @USER #Worlds 🙏 WE 👊 ❤ ️ ✌ ️ #FightWithoutWar #Activism is an , NOT . are , NOT . 😉 Hey It's Alright ", "@USER @USER @USER I wondered about organizations who get applause , those who contribute to a cause and then get named in some way as a benefactor . Mixed feelings about that .", "@USER @USER @USER t's write about that later 🤔 isn't it ? wHAT we CANnot #Change , WE #TransForm 😉 OH 🌝 #MoonLovers Such a Stunning to write about 🤩 .. ☺ ️ .. : Finishing My , ️ ! FeLuz ️ N v An N v 1 1 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER transforming might just be a great thing , change for the better still . Enjoy the moon . I write about amor today . Sometimes it might even seem monotonous , but that's okay .", "@USER @USER @USER Always in ALL the Ways and Way . NO Doubt about that . Never . #WriTing ✍ ️ #SnowInRed Amor is Creation breathing Creativity , NO boredom or monotony , Amor is #Monopoly . Lust in Trust Fantasy for Two in Private , never illusion . Reality in Red Dance in the Snow 🦂 🎵 Down Low ", "@USER @USER @USER #GraTiTuDe 🙏 Great ✍ ️ #Writer SanTé 🥂 Was Flying 🐦 in 💓 #RTs A lot to yeT ! BeauTiful Brave Real = Ado oro ! LaTer e Replying ALL IS Tudo Gracias , SS ‍ ️ Sereia loves it ! is , NOT ! ", "@USER @USER @USER These are worth reading and re-reading . Great stuff . Brave hearts , I think , become even braver through habit ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Caroline , what's it like to have an IQ smaller than your shoe size ? what's it like to be delusional ?", "context": ["Hey @USER ! How many of the 22 mill ppl about to lose the health insurance will u buy policies for ? #NarcissiticLimousineLiberal .", "@USER Guess who pays 4 care - in emergency rooms , most expensive possible . YOU do through what called disproportionate share .", "@USER I've priced O'care , and who won't take it . It's garbage . And I refuse to participate ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #loved hearing you on train that was a lovely thing u said avout bonnie at the end", "context": ["We're preparing to explode a beautiful New Zealand spring morming at the top of the hour , heaps of features this week . #MushroomFM", "@USER as usual grace and I will be there", "@USER #mushroomfm went to Peterhead yesterday to see my mum . Had a lovely day . She is 85 and is great for her age .", "@USER #mushroomfm . I was at my daughter susan's with Ray today and we had a lovely roast dinner .", "@USER Ya can't beat a Sunday roast I tell you . We did the roast lamb yesterday . #MushroomFM", "@USER @USER I had a n 70 then a n 86 and can't remember the first one with talks It's annoying me now .", "@USER #mushroomfm maybe you should play the very early banana reports sometime . That would be great .", "@USER #mushroomfm hi Jonathan , just to let you know Grace and I are listening as usual .", "@USER Lovely , thanks May , hope you're both well . Yes , it was pretty nasty . #MushroomFM", "@USER Hi May , hope you're all doing well ! Thanks for listening ! #mushroomfm"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER to begin with stop accepting gifts and doing gift segments with the media ( 6 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "context": ["@USER My new VM 🎸 for you #sangeeVideo i don't make em unless i feel em #ShaheerSheikh I only make for ShaheernS … ", "@USER shaheera ! u must be receiving a lot of gifts ! are you donating those u don't need ? u should n u should tweet abt it & respect", "@USER encourage your fans to donate the gifts that's meant 4u to those who needs it , ( 2 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER U should inspire ur fans to help ppl in need , they may even be their neighbors , ( 4 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER tell Ur fans to post em and u should post the best pics , just like the best video u posted ( 3 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER every Little help means a lot & it makes a certain part of someone's life better ( 5 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER u can't do this alone but u can with ur birdies , but u need to fire up your fans to do it ( 6 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Besides , you know my stance on hate after that crap I put up with on FB . I dropped them and will drop others over hate .", "context": ["@USER @USER this country is based on freedom of speech I would never unfriend someone due to their beliefs or opinion", "@USER @USER @USER But you blocked me . Hmmm ... interesting . Very interesting .", "@USER @USER @USER No , it is the facts . He is hate , supporting him is supporting hate . Just own your hate vote .", "@USER After all these years of us hanging out you should know who I am . You call me hateful ? Look at all your posts versus mine"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Clemson is LSU is this game will be .", "context": ["Is LSU ... maybe ... bad ? ? Are they bad ? They look bad .", "@USER Stop haha you know LSU isnt bad . You just dont want Clemson to be good", "@USER bruv they were out there doing the one two step on the inner corners of my soul"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Chris you'll been joining the line of my Elite guest from the force #AnthonyBurnett in order that they've been my guest . You'll see I had a personal invite from the Big Boss 🤗 #Humbled ", "context": ["BIG up and hugz to my 2nd wife @USER on her BD . ", "@USER @USER When are you coming Into studio to see me Sargent 🙋 🏾 ‍ ♀ ️ ", "@USER @USER I ’ ve never been , would love to come and see you in action .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not inviting you for me 😳 I'm inviting you to talk about you , and the your promotion 🤗 and Why our youngsters should consider the force as a job ? Interviews are never about me in action 🙃", "@USER @USER @USER Oh you ’ re inviting me for an interview 🎙 I thought it was for a tour 😋 Yes 💯 desperately needs some of the amazing black & mixed heritage talent that we know is out there in our communities Let ’ s organise a date ... we are recruiting now , so now is the time"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Heather ! ❤ ️ 🤗 😘 I write contemporary #mystery #crime 🗡 ️ with ❤ ️ and #socialissues investigation . And the occasional mushroom . You , ? ", "context": ["Thank you Veronica ! I write #thrillers #suspense #crimefiction I ’ m either chasing down a bad guy , or I am the bad guy ! What do write ? @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you ! I write #paranormal and #historical #romance that is filled with and , but also a touch of and to create a good . What do you write ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Anne ! I write #historicalromance with a little #magicalrealism and a pinch of #steam 🔥 . How about you ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I know that others were faced with the same situation . I feel bad . And I Reported to the board of Elections . ... sloppy errors", "context": ["6:30 Polling site PS14 Name nor Address found . Told Affidavit will allow Vote . Logan at Elections said NO Must Vote at location Register !", "@USER You can check your registration status at ! - JR", "@USER Thanks . ... I Voted at the correct location . And Went back to P . S 14 and retrieved my Affidavit Oath and Ballot Vote . Not twice ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm still baffled how a man that does and says such disgusting things can represent out country .", "context": ["@USER I'm ashamed that I ever took that woman seriously .", "@USER I know I once respected her . They'll be no living with her . '", "@USER Or Hannity , or Ingraham , or any of them . Ugh ...", "@USER I stopped listening to all of them when the bull started .", "@USER I stopped listening to them a long time ago . Apparently a lot of people didn't ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Miracles happen everyday , change your perception of what a miracle is and you'll see them all around you . - Jon Bon Jovi #gentleman #strength #generosity ", "context": ["We cannot change the cards we are dealt , just how we play the hand . - Randy Pausch #gentleman #strength #kindness ", "The key to success is playing the hand you were dealt with like the hand you always wanted . #gentleman #strength #kindness ", "（ 今の自分を 、 今の状況を 、 今持っているものをLove 愛すること ） である 。 #紳士 #洗練 #強さ 愛 禅 夢", "Live your life as if everything is rigged in your favor . - Rumi 人生を 、 あたかも全ては自分の為の八百長であるかのように ・ 自分の為に都合よく起こっているかのように生きなさい 。 - ルーミー "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Apparently from the your statements we can tell that you are really open and at the same time you are kinda like not okay ... We are all humans with limitations and at a point we have to go by the evil side for better outcomes . Appreciate your nature 😟", "context": ["It ’ s been the most toughest moment for me ... THREAD", "The past 3days have been hell , as much as you see this strong lady here , I had to break down and just cry myself out I have had the longest weekend ever , For a moment I felt the world was tearing down on me", "I am human , I have my insecurities and every girl has . Yes this is me when I was vulnerable and really needed help . And I am thankful that this changed my life . And I am very thankful to @USER ", "At some point I couldn ’ t afford to pay rent myself and this is no lie I seeked help to get accommodated and work on the least which turned out to be unsuccessful . I pulled myself by the bootstrap and hustled to where I am "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER They had one at one point and her name was Jeremy Lin ! #Strong #Brave", "context": ["Dear @USER , Just like you I am disgusted by the lack of diversity in Hollywood . With that in mind , will you help me petition the @USER to alter its all-time leading rushers statistics ? Of the top 25 rushers , 24 are black and only one is white . This is racist & must end .", "@USER @USER @USER The NBA and NFL should look like America !", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly ! Why isn't an Asian woman playing power forward for the Houston Rockets ? ! ? !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You will do fine . Try to the responses you get , and don ’ t forget to use at least three #tags in each post to reach a larger #audience .", "context": ["#WritingCommunity : I'm starting an #indieauthors book club group over on Facebook . Like , a legit book club , where we all read the book , participate , etc . DM me if you're interested in joining , and I'll send you the link once the group is created .", "@USER Hey sweetie , just tag me in your posts so I don ’ t miss them , and I will #Retweet . At 1500 followers in two weeks now and working to get more .", "@USER WOW . How in the ever-loving world did you manage that ?", "@USER #retweet #follow I guess those tags about sum it up . Keep at it daily .", "@USER Yep . I'm starting to engage more on Twitter . It's not going THAT quickly , but I'm okay with that ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER the fight is worldwide it seems . Polands gone the neofascist route . Thanks for the and #solidarity from Oz .", "context": ["This is one of the worst MLK distortions I've seen , and there are a lot of terrible ones from which to choose . ", ". @USER now say that again knowing we tweeted this ", "@USER anons , this thread that started as a call for unity has somehow increased division . This is just sad .", "@USER @USER America might need a reeducation about recent history . Things are pretty wobbly out there .", "@USER @USER We ’ ve had a divisive , bigoted , ultra-conservative govt here in Oz 4 years now . We feel your pain ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You had me at #friendship ! I can certainly find more Tweeple for this thread ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Cristy ! 🙌 I really appreciate your #friendships and your #blessings . Passing along the good thoughts to ", "@USER @USER @USER You're so sweet Michele ! I appreciate your #friendship & #Blessings & will pass some onto ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Michelle Your #friendship is a #Blessings and so is the friendship of ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Julie ! I appreciate your #friendship as well as the friendship of : ", "@USER @USER @USER So lovely and back acha , SJ ! ! ! I appreciate your friendship : ", "@USER @USER @USER Awe BJ your list has a lot of my favorites already ! ! I can add a few others who are terrific and engaging .", "@USER @USER @USER I'll look for friends not yet on this feed ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ___hey look a troll talking about #trolling & #facts complaining about #Russia when they don't get way ", "context": ["\" This is going to be corrosive in the executive branch \" former @USER Phil Mudd re : @USER non trust of intel community @USER", "@USER everyone needs to watch this exchange to see how #fakenews #journalists react when presented w / info th … ", "@USER @USER Spicer is full of it , he doesn't care less about Russians hacking and interfering with U . S . election . 👎", "@USER @USER @USER So why is spicer full of it . Smerconish wouldnt or couldn't respond with facts so he ended the interview"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It was always part of certain actor's plans to do so . djt actually screwed that pooch , too Then again , twas a stroke of to unify Iraq , again !", "context": ["@USER This is the second part of Putin ’ s plan : to bring the whole House of Cards down . He didn ’ t help elect Trump out of love for him , but to harm the USA . Then he set him up such a trap in Ukraine in which Trump just stupidly walked in . 1 /", "@USER Putin has all the evidence and he will just slowly release it through different Parnas type guys . It ’ s just a tip of a #fecaliceberg . Trump is toast . 2 /", "@USER @USER @USER And to distract from it all , Trump murders the guy with the white flag in the middle east . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for understanding me . I too understand your pain & inferiority complex . Lost to Ghuri , lost to Khiljis , lost to Ghazni , lost to Babur , lost to Akbar , lost to Marathas . Finally Britishers ke talwe chaate aur ab suar jaisi shakal leke bolte Hain we are Rajputs 🥴 😭", "context": ["Bengali heads hang in shame for you gals : 1 . Aishe ghosh 2 . Dolon Samanta 3 . Sucheta Talukdar Shame on You .. after being rejected by people & HOW , your demented Leftards lead the vandalising-hooliganism & blame others ? Hope the harshest of punishments are meted on to you #Chhi", "@USER @USER Proud of them for what , creating ruckus inside an educational institution ?", "@USER @USER @USER Illegal katua spotted . Very few days r left for u stupid then u have to return your own country", "@USER @USER @USER Suaar jaisi shakal ke ab logon ko batayenge countries ke baare mein", "@USER @USER @USER Dude I can understand your pain 😂 😂 🤣 . Rat ko sone se pehle dard to zarur hota hoga ki abhi sirf 7 months hua hai government ka aur 4 saal mota vai tera marega 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wonderful , our American President is a wanna be war criminal .", "context": ["NEWS from AF1 - POTUS doubled down on cultural sites in Iran as appropriate sites for retaliation .", "“ They ’ re allowed to kill our people . They ’ re allowed to torture and maim our people . they ’ re allowed to use roadside bombs and blow up our people . And we ’ re not allowed to touch their cultural site ? It doesn ’ t work that way , \" POTUS SAID .", "Regarding retaliation from Iran : “ If it happens it happens . If they do anything there will be major retaliation . \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #AnEyeForAnEye makes the world blind . By name calling and putting down others does not take you pain away . Why #hate ?", "context": ["@USER @USER If your goal is just freedom , love , peace , do it with your #action , not going against it . … ", "@USER @USER @USER jack u are Chinese u will not understand the pain of Tibet u are free understand fm tibet", "@USER @USER I am a Malaysian . Who does not suffer and pain in samsara ? Why add more to it by #hatred ? @USER", "@USER @USER @USER JACE IT IS NOT HATE OR SUFFERING IT IS PAIN THOSE TIBETIAN AND TIBET HAS TO PAY BY CHINESE"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very of my ancestors for coming up with a religious tradition specifically designed to make theologians cry .", "context": ["The Anglican position on infant baptism is unequivocally Augustinian : salvation is applied to ALL infants in baptism . Doesn't matter who you pull from , Cranmer , Parker , Jewell , Hooker , Ward , Andrewes , Davenant , Ussher , Overall ... you can go on for days .", "Of course , faith must be chosen later in life , but even then the baptism imparts grace that pulls one towards that faith .", "@USER @USER Well , precise pinning down of election isn ’ t really a thing for classical Anglicanism . The BCP and Articles predate the Armenian / Calvinist debates .", "@USER @USER Right , but now we are living past those debates so we need to be able to refine our language to dialogue with modern questions .", "@USER @USER It ’ s like living after Nicea and being like “ well x church ’ s tradition predates the Arian controversy so they really don ’ t have a developed Trinitarian theology ”", "@USER @USER Except that ’ s one is an issue of heresy and the other is an issue of intra-Reformed doctrinal precision . My argument is that such precision isn ’ t as necessary for our tradition as some would have it . As an Anglican I don ’ t have to choose between TULIP and Remonstrants .", "@USER @USER Yeah the Nicean thing is an exaggerated example , but in light of Scripture don ’ t these questions have to be answered ?", "@USER @USER @USER I don't think post-reformation English church has a definitive position beside what is described in the 39 AOR / BOH anyways . Reformed & remonstrant coexist uncomfortably to this day", "@USER @USER @USER Nowell ’ s Catechism : M . What is the secret and spiritual grace [ of baptism ] ? S . Forgiveness of sins and regeneration ... By baptism we are received into the Church , and assured , that we are now children of God , and joined and grafted into the body of Christ , and become his members", "@USER @USER @USER A pretty clear disjunction from the Reformed teaching of ‘ covenant children ’", "@USER @USER @USER This is basically Calvin . The reality is annexed to the sign in the Genevan Catechism for ex", "@USER @USER @USER Calvin was basically not a Calvinist . He gave birth to a tradition that substantially rejected his theology , on the Eucharist , on baptism . He wasn ’ t a clear Dortian , or a Presbyterian . Didn ’ t teach covenant theology . He ’ s basically just “ a reformer ” without modern labels", "@USER @USER @USER \" Calvin was basically not a Calvinist \" is true and is , of course , the biggest take down of Calvinists .", "@USER @USER @USER Well , he would fit quite easily within the traditions of English Calvinism as it developed , for instance . But the harder stuff from Scotland and the Netherlands ... I mean , he didn't even like that in his own lifetime ...", "@USER @USER @USER Well , isn't that just the genius of the English and Irish churches in stopping later followers taking reformed doctrine too far ?", "@USER @USER @USER The part that's very strange is that the Welsh Calvinist tradition leans in that direction , despite the extreme oddness of its history .", "@USER @USER @USER Well , Calvinistic Methodism is just inherently so v odd ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER peasant work ? Omg ur #immature a #peasant must have drawn ur #awful eyebrows", "context": ["#monsterspray arrived today for Coco ! Hopefully now she will sleep in her own bed tonight ! ! ! … ", "@USER couldn't you have just made something on your own and call it monster spray ?", "@USER @USER cause shes rich and doesnt need to do peasant work"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Roopam – To wear clean clothes take showcase #dignity and #respect , Naam – To #work towards setting examples so that others are also inspired towards path of , Keerti – To propagate so that we also get , 8/ n", "context": ["🕉 ️ 🙏 🚩 Atharvaveda 12.5 . 7-10 : 👇 ( These mantras provide a complete snapshot of Vedic religion ) Oja – Bravery in following truth , Teja – Fearlessness , Saha – To follow truth regardless of #happiness , sorrow , loss , gain , 1 / n", "Bala – To continue increasing physical & mental strength through study , Brahmacharya , discipline , exercise etc , Vaak – To speak sweetly for propagation of truth , Indriya – To direct all d 5 sense organs , 5 action organs & mind towards truth & righteousness & away from sins , 2 / n", "Shree – To put all efforts and plan for creation of a powerful country based on truth , justice and honesty and bringing down those rulers who are corrupt , impotent , devoid of self-respect and selfish , 3 / n", "Dharma – To continuously accept truth and reject falsehood and bring benefit for all human beings and living beings through this process , Brahma – To promote scholars and noble people who would propagate #knowledge , 4 / n", "Kshatra – To promote brave people who would protect nation and people , and severely punish those who harm innocent people or attempt to denigrate the society , Visha – To #promote commerce and trade and work towards propagation of global #economy devoid of discrimination , 5 / n", "Twishi – To #promote and publicize noble virtues and truth alone , Yasha – To #work for global fame based only on truth and noble virtues , Varcha – To establish a sound #education system for all men and , 6 / n", "Dravinam – To #explore for more and more #wealth based on above traits , safeguard the existing wealth , enhance the safeguarded wealth and investing wealth to #promote and noble virtues , Ayu – To put all efforts to increase one ’ s lifespan , 7 / n"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "For those concerned about the amount of bottles present , here's some more to show you how wasted we really were , they were all recycled and it's my 50th birthday too . You can donate here if you are concerned : My youngest will be just fine btw ❤ ️ ", "context": ["So my youngest is on an exclusion day today for shouting out ' fu @USER w @USER ' in the school playground on Friday , but I digress . He gets dropped off at my BFs today late morning and obviously notices the tidy post-party display of bottles . #consent #alcohol #notdryjanuary ", "Him \" Wow that's a lot of alcohol , did you get wasted and then sleep with loads of people ? \" Me 😳 \" Yes I did get wasted but no , as I'm in a relationship , I didn't sleep with loads of people \" . Him \" Cool \" . Me \" But let's talk about that as you are relating alcohol with sex . \"", "Him \" Ooookkkaaay \" . Me \" Let's say you want to have sex , what two things do you need ? \" Him \" Hmmmm ... protection and consent ? \" Me \" Yes , well remembered . And while we're talking about drinking , let's assume you've met someone when you're at a party getting wasted and you ...", "... go back to your / her flat , and you know you've got protection and you've got consent too as she's already said yes , BUT because she's been drinking , she's fallen asleep on your sofa , what do you do ? \" Him \" Hmmmm ... nothing ? \"", "Me \" Exactly that my son but putting a blankie over her would be nice and maybe making sure there's a sick bowl too near her would be nice wouldn't it ? \" Him \" Yes it would \" . Me \" So the moral of the story my boy is ' If in doubt , don't get it out , okay ? \" Him \" Yes mum \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Adding your Tweet non-apology is more hollow then ever when the funding email sent just before says you won't apologize You call a hypocrite ? Make amends ! #Resign Get therapy for anger and wounds . Only one life #NoHate #Resist", "context": ["Let me be clear : I do not believe Democrats are in love with terrorists , and I apologize for what I said earlier this week . ( 1/5 )", "@USER @USER @USER When someone apologizes , there ’ s no need to rub it in their face . That kind of reaction is unhelpful and problematic .", "@USER @USER @USER Here ’ s the fundraising email Collins sent out 40 minutes before his “ apology . ” Apology seems legit 🙄 ( as If there were any question . ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Now that's a pizza ! By the way , what's your spicy level ? #petesmanteca #pizza", "context": ["@USER everything was new to me lol . Haven't been since I was a kid lol", "@USER wow ! when was the last time you were at magic mountain ? #friends #petesmanteca #adventures", "@USER haven't been actually . Been to six flags Vallejo and great America more times than I could count though lol", "@USER ha ha nice ! You can't ever get enough . Costume ready for #halloween ? #petesmanteca #family", "@USER for my boys yes . 3 yr old will be superman and 1 yr old a tiger 🐯", "@USER I haven't got anything yet . If I don't have time I'll throw a red blanket around me and call it a day hahaha 😅", "@USER ha ha ha or you can try a white blanket and put two little holes in it and make it a #casper outfit . :) What do you think ?", "@USER haha that sounds like a plan 😉 What will you be going as ?", "@USER We'll be the Beer Man . It is our specialty ! By the way , what are your top 3 favorite beers ? #drinks #halloween #petesmanteca", "@USER awesome haha 🍺 my types are IPA , Porter / Stout , and regular pale ale . Sierra Nevada . Sam Adams . Dogfish . Pretty much everybody", "@USER great choices ! Join us and enjoy and discover new ones ! What's your favorite pizza ? #foodie #petesmanteca #beer", "@USER when I get a chance to come in and sample some I will 😉 I like all types of pizza , but favorite is definitely an all meat", "@USER then you'll love our all meat pizza ! By the way , always make room for dessert too ? 😊 ✊ 🏼 🍕 🍰 #petesmanteca #foodie #beers", "@USER saw one of your pics , looks amazing ! I definitely can't eat dinner / dessert in one sitting though lol", "@USER Thank you ! Would love to have you visit soon . On a scale from 1-10 what is your super foodie level ? #eat #local #petesmanteca", "@USER I'll try to 😉 I'd say a 7 . I'm not afraid to try anything Especially if it's somewhere new , gotta try at least once haha", "@USER We like your thinking ! Any must have toppings ? #family #petesmanteca #pizza", "@USER usually mix of veg and meat . Art hearts , peppers , olives , ckn , bacon , and Pineapple on white sauce tastes pretty good lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So now you are talking to yourself because you lost the argument .", "context": ["DO NOTHING DEMOCRATS — IMPEACHMENT is an URGENCY ! IMPEACHMENT is an URGENCY ! IMPEACHMENT is an URGENCY ! IMPEACHMENT is an URGENCY ! IMPEACHMENT is an URGENCY ! IMPEACHMENT is an URGENCY ! IMPEACHMENT is an URGENCY ! NEW HOAX . SAME SWAMP . ", "@USER @USER Impeachment was an urgency . They did that . The most pressing urgency now is holding a fair trial in the Senate . Try to keep up . Witnesses and Documents now .", "@USER @USER @USER EXACTLY . Republifucks sure have nailed the strawman fallacy ...", "@USER @USER @USER So did the house have no Witnesses and documents ? How did the house impeach with no evidence ? Interesting", "@USER @USER @USER They DID have witnesses ( they just weren't able to get the ones they wanted because the and Trump were blocking them ) . There is plenty of evidence for anyone with eyes and a brain who is actually willing to be objective . He cannot be unimpeached . It is done bro . ", "@USER @USER @USER Don't you remember when Republicans we're complaining they weren't able to bring in the witnesses they wanted , because they changed the committee rules a couple years ago", "@USER @USER @USER Plenty of evidence for an indictment . You'd think Republicans would be all about bringing witnesses in the * TRIAL * . Hm . Wonder why that is . 🤔 Is it because all those witnesses would send Trump packing ? Yeah , it is . You know it . Deep down under that cult like fervor , you know .", "@USER @USER @USER These Trump cultists are really going to be shocked and ashamed to the max when they finally ( if ever ) wake up .", "@USER @USER @USER I hope Democrats stop acting like Republicans and actually have different agendas than the Republicans . I'm so glad they just gave Trump 130 billion in extra Military funding even though he supposedly a Russian asset . Smh dnc narrative is so weak"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Miryalaguda Boxoffice 1st January 2020 Morning Show + Matinee show collections #VenkyMama Raghuva theatre 9k , 32k + 👌 👌 Very good #PrathiRojuPandaage Venkatwesra 14k + , 42k + Very good Srinivasa 3500,4500 #SaiDharamTej 👌 👌 👌", "context": ["Kodad 28th December 4 shows collections #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 17k + 👌 👌 . A hero ki e openings 🙏 🙏 👌 #SudigaliSudheer", "Kodad Boxoffice 29th December morning show collection #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 5120 👌 👌 #PratiRojuPandaage Ranga 5643 #Ruler Venkatwesra ? 4455 480 👌 👌", "Kodad Boxoffice 29th December Matinee show collection #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 7006 👌 👌 #PratiRojuPandaage Ranga 16544 👍 #Ruler Venkatwesra 3842 8k + 👍 2410 👌", "Kodad Boxoffice 29th December 1st show collection #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 3556 #PratiRojuPandaage Ranga 20322 ( Balcony 178 audience Full ) 👍 #Ruler Venkatwesra 2440 17911 👍 1400 👌 👌", "Kodad Boxoffice 29th December 4 show collection #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 21500 👌 ( Day 2 > Day 1 ) #PratiRojuPandaage Ranga 56430 👌 #Ruler Venkatwesra 9k + 39k + 👌 5k + 🤐 👌", "Kodad Boxoffice 30th Dec Morning show collection #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 5k + . Very good 👌 #PratiRojuPandaage Ranga 3831 #Ruler Venkatwesra ? 2510 👌 👌", "Kodad Boxoffice 30th Dec 4 show collection #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 12306 #PratiRojuPandaage Ranga 19555 #VenkyMama 12k + 👌 👌", "Kodad Boxoffice 1st January Morning show collection #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 5020 👌 #PratiRojuPandaage Ranga 17k + 👌 #VenkyMama 12k + - Very good Venkatwesra 4840 Sai Krishna 2400 👌 👌", "Kodad Boxoffice 1st January Matinee show collection #SoftwareSudheer Krishna Priya 12220 #PratiRojuPandaage Ranga 36433 👌 👌 #VenkyMama 37k + Excellent Venkatwesra 8348 Sai Krishna 5k + 👌 👌"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER From someone who hates #Guns and Have a #fear of them - Just makes me feel safer to see them - Like #NoSmoking signs ! x x", "context": ["Why would you get #RID of #No #Gun around ? Keep @USER x x", "@USER Do you honestly believe someone intent on killing others is deterred by a law prohibiting a gun where he plans to do the killing ?", "@USER Maybe not - Just feels safer to have them in place x x", "@USER Why ? Criminals are undeterred and law abiding gun owners are ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 I ’ m glad we ’ ve got that sorted now God . Thanks ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 If I ’ m not right about The Narrow Door , what on earth was Jesus Christ talking about ? Where is this narrow door that he wants us to find ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 If you truly want to do as Jesus Christ said to do , then you will want to enter through that narrow door , won ’ t you ? He said to enter through it so we should if we Believe in him right ? I ’ m in . Anyone got directions ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Come on you true knowers of God ! Let ’ s go ! Show me the way ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 I don ’ t know about you , but I don ’ t want to stand outside knocking and pleading to get in . I don ’ t want to be told by the owner of the house to go away from him . Being called an evildoer ! Not my kind of fun . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God , it would be much better if You just sent someone to tell me what to do ! It would be easier if You just came here Yourself and explained it all to me ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 The word of the Lord came to me : “ Mark , I HAVE spoken to you and I HAVE given you the truth of My Word ! ” — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 But God I wanted You to come here Yourself ! Come and do the teaching ! Show everyone who You are ! Show everyone what Jesus Christ meant ! It would be easier to Believe then ! It would be clearer too ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 The word of the Lord came to me : “ I cannot appear on earth . ” — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And for the deal that Bulls offering ? Shaq Harrison and a pick ? ? Cmon Pelinka ! ! ", "context": ["Better learn to put some respect to @USER ’ s name ! #Lakeshow ", "@USER @USER Who in these trade talks ? ! Not Kyle Kuzma !", "@USER @USER Ain ’ t no one out there with his skillset for 2 million . #KeepKuz"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I honestly can't tell if that's a portrait or a photograph ... either way ...", "context": ["More great memories with great people on my travels across America #YearinReview2019 @USER @USER @USER / 9 ", "Always make time to eat , drink & be merry ! #YearinReview2019 / 10 ", "@USER Marking the close of 2019 with my 1,571 st piece for @USER on the 20th anniversary of my nationally syndicated newspaper column = = > / 11 #YearinReview2019 #twodecadesinreview "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Is this you indirectly askin me out for a pint ?", "context": ["‘ You ’ re a student ? ’ . Well yeah , actually I am . Apparently you shouldn ’ t be a student if you ’ re in your 30s according to this bus driver 🥴", "@USER It ’ s ok , you ’ re younger than me . 35 in June 🥴 🥺", "@USER Wind it in . You ’ d still have a pint with me so 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Awww . Stance and can't .. hug me until it feels right .", "context": ["You might be cool . But are u @USER in my contacts cool ? ( ok maybe since he just gave his digits to everyone . But uh .. 🤫 🤣 ) Regardless , I ’ m teaching @USER & Tim to shoot guns & bows this year . ... they just have to pick a spot in the schedule 😜 #joyofshooting ", "@USER @USER @USER When are you going to teach me how to shoot guns and bows ? I'm famous . Okay , maybe just in my own mind . 😜", "@USER @USER @USER Okay , let me know the openings in your schedule . 😁", "@USER @USER @USER Somehow I think we would manage to fill ten people's schedules among the people that would want a lesson . I would definitely be one of them .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , she didn't say she was going to give you a lesson though . 😝", "@USER @USER @USER Now , now guys . There's no need to get ugly over this . Just form a nice , straight single-file line , directly behind me , and we'll proceed in order and receive our instruction ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It ’ s not strange humans do adapt , I ’ ve adapted to our ridiculously hot weather here , so naturally when I spend around 3 weeks there en route to Lebanon my body goes into shock ! ! ! Not to forget the québécois accent that ’ s another shocker there 😂 😂 😂 st Jean", "context": ["@USER Hi grace ! ! If you don ’ t me asking are you in Canada at present ?", "@USER I visit Canada every two years to see my sister in Quebec , but l swore never to visit in winter because it was a shock to my system 🥶 😂", "@USER 🤣 ... as strange as it may sound , your body adapts after a while ... winter can be harsh but , after living here for nearly 27 years .. it ’ s so magical & I look forward to it every year , like other seasons ... 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "11/11 Their story has been perennially popular and the #fairytale Beauty and the Beast gets its origins from it . Cupid and Psyche - William Adolphe Bouguereau #MythologyMonday #mythology", "context": ["1/11 Psyche was a mortal so beautiful that Aphrodite herself became jealous of the attention she attracted from men . The Bath of Psyche - Sir Frederic Leighton #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "2/11 She sent her son , the god Eros , to poison the hearts of men against Psyche , but instead , he fell in love with her himself . The First Kiss - L'Amour et Psyché , enfants - William Adolphe Bouguereau #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "3/11 In spite of the attention she received , Psyche remained unmarried , as she wanted to love her husband . Her parents became desperate and went to an oracle . Psyche - William Adolphe Bouguereau #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "4/11 Eros arranged with Apollo for the oracle to say her husband would be an ugly beast at the top of a mountain and she'd never see his face . The Priestess of Delphi - John Collier #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "5/11 After marrying , Psyche was only with him at night , where he was tender and loving , making her very happy . Her sisters told her he must be a beast who would kill her & that she must kill him first . Psyche's Wedding - Edward Coley Burne-Jones #mythology", "6/11 When Psyche held a lamp up and saw his face , she woke Eros , who told her she had betrayed him and flew away . Psyche Entering Cupid's Garden - John William Waterhouse #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "7/11 She begged Aphrodite to let her see Eros , and the goddess gave her 3 impossible tasks to complete to prove her love . Aphrodite - Briton Rivière Canvas #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "8/ 11 The third task was to retrieve a gold box from Hades but not to look inside . She was told it held an elixir and curious , she opened it . Instead it held Morpheus , god of sleep , and she fell asleep . Psyche Opening the Golden Box - John William Waterhouse ", "9/11 The distressed Eros went to Zeus and begged him to save her . Impressed by their love , Zeus went even further and made Psyche immortal , the goddess of soul . The Abduction of Psyche - William Adolphe Bouguereau #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "10/11 Psyche is pictured with butterfly wings to represent transformation . The marriage of Cupid and Psyche , Love and Soul , produced Voluptas , goddess of sensual pleasure . The Awakening of Psyche - Guillaume Seignac #MythologyMonday #mythology #art"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Big tick for the note from the hemi .", "context": ["That new RAM 1500 is an absolute ripper . Very much looking forward to it landing in Oz . ", "@USER Lots of Rams on the road . The owners must love standing next to the filler cap . As my dear old dad used to say , It'll pass anything on the road except a petrol station .", "@USER They ’ re actually very efficient for a V8 that tows and hauls a load .", "@USER The truck might be efficient but the drivers I've seen sure ain't . 😜"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER that your call name is ' don't be sheep ' but your words reflect that you are a sheep making blanket assumptions about people !", "context": ["I get their distaste for Trump ( bc Jeb ) but voting for HRC is a good illustration of why there ’ s so much angst vs t … ", "@USER To me , it appears that they're actually being treasonous by voting for HRC.She ' s against everything that is good about U . S . !", "@USER Treasonous ? Seriously ? That kind of Trump-inspired language is dangerous & destructive . It's called democracy not treason !", "@USER @USER Just for laughs , could u Libs pls not assign EVERY little comment you find distasteful to Trump ? Good Grief !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We WENT ! We brought our medically complex kids in tow . We FOUGHT to get there . #hate is now the heart of USA", "context": ["If Clinton loses , hold her accountable . She is an uninspiring , elitist . It's not Stein or Johnson's fault she couldnt beat a pedophile", "@USER Dan , it's the racists , nationalist , homophobic , anti immigration that are voting , splitting the vote is at fault . Period . Pls stop", "@USER But she drove many to those parties . Even if they split the vote , it was her doing .", "@USER @USER Ignorant , self centered , idiots . Period . The racist bigots came out . The self centered \" I want more \" split the vote . Period", "@USER @USER This ignores low voter turnout from Dems . Just like in ' 00 . 50 % stayed home . Dont know how many this time yet ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER U go have catnap , fluids & we send you lots of & #purrs", "context": ["And pals Erasmo @USER Dreamer @USER Toast @USER BabyCat Jayla a … ", "@USER @USER @USER How are you doing today Laz ? We love you . We love all of you .", "@USER @USER @USER Hi weeti Peaches , Laz haz eaten food todayz , hez improvin !", "@USER @USER @USER Oh LAZ ! ! ! That's the best news I heard today ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Quiet day , Angel Bobsy . Just need naps & fluids & stuff . Love U 💞 💞 💞"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I like it as well ! We did something like this months back . It was so much fun . My nieces helped me to go through a figure out each state our followers helped to clear a list . We hit all 50 states , Canada , and the UK .", "context": ["Continuing to map out the general whereabouts of #teachers I ’ ve been able to help since #ClearTheLists movement started . Not shown : Trinidad and Canada . What a journey ! Looking forward to connecting with many more of you in 2020 . 🥰 ", "@USER @USER I ’ m not going to lie , it ’ s a lot of work ! But once I got caught up , and just make sure to keep tabs as I go , it gets easier . And it ’ s so rewarding to see the map all colored in , to see the connections I ’ ve made 🥰", "@USER @USER For me , it ’ s the connections and friendships I ’ ve made that I treasure most , more so than getting my lists cleared ! 💕"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It Gets Better #poetry from the #book Things Happen available now at #poetrycommunity ", "context": ["A look into the #book Things Happen available now at #TuesdayThoughts #mentalhealth ", "The path #poetry from the #book Things Happen available now at #poetrycommunity ", "Lost #poetry from the #book Things Happen Available Now at #poetrycommunity ", "The Storm #poetry from the #book Things Happen available now at #poetrycommunity "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Our 1st Family is the GREATEST ! ! ! Nothing has compared since John & Abigail Adams , George Washington said they were ! ! ! I thank God daily for & ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER If they are not LEGAL , they aren't IMMIGRANTS ! ! ! EMIGRANTS are ILLEGAL if they don't enter ☣ QUARANTINE ☣ so they can APPLY for IMMIGRATION . Illegal EMIGRANTS skipped QUARANTINE and Immigration BUT THEY VOTE ! ! ! Immigrants can't VOTE ! ! ! Many CITIZENS IMMIGRATED so they could VOTE", "@USER @USER @USER I believe you need to study a bit more ... Immigrants , legal or illegal are here . Emigrants are not here but are in the action of coming her ... leaving their country Emigrants are NOT illegal Immigrants CAN vote as long as they have completed their process to become a citizen .", "@USER @USER @USER Immigrants are NEVER ILLEGAL or they lose the Immigration Status they APPLIED for to EARN CITIZENSHIP ! ! ! MIGRANTS are EMIGRATING ILLEGALLY when they cross into ANY COUNTRY without QUARANTINE . 🌎 1000AD PLAGUE LAW 🌎 = 🚫 EMIGRATION 🚫 without ☣ QUARANTINE ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm calling it WORD APPROPRIATION of legal terminology ! ! ! Wikipedia is defining them as DIRECTIONAL TERMS ... immigration = IN , emigration = OUT ! ! ! 1000AD PLAGUE LAW is INTERNATIONAL LAW . 🚫 EMIGRATION 🚫 without ☣ QUARANTINE ☣ Immigration is a NEW American word ! ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Just saw this . Been on vacation with kids so been slow to check & respond .", "@USER @USER @USER Went to Chicago for the museum's etc . Favorite everytime ... #TrumpTowerChicago ", "@USER @USER @USER Is the hotel in that picture , or is that the view from there ? Incredible architecture , WOW . ", "@USER @USER @USER I was in #Intercontinental #TrumpTower is the yuge tall silver tower", "@USER @USER @USER Incredibly beautiful building ! ! ! So sleek and smooth ... AND TALL ! ! ! Thank you for answering 🕊 🇺 🇸 🕊 ", "@USER @USER @USER I love this ! God bless our President Trump ! 👏 🇺 🇸"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER To quote #TheDonald , it is - she honestly seemed to think she was owed the Presidency , on her name alone .", "context": ["Ed Klein : Hillary Couldn't Stop Crying , Told Friend She Blames Comey and Obama For Loss TUGS AT OUR HEART STRINGS", "@USER At least she can take comfort in knowing it wasn't HER fault .", "@USER @USER she will always blame someone , amazes me she can sleep at night ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I don ’ t disagree . Put you in that Florida offense and Katie bar the fking door !", "context": ["If Herschel Walker and Tim Tebow aren ’ t 1st and 2nd in the college football best players countdown , its illegitimate . Period . Either order", "@USER Took Tim ... ? ? ? what was it 56 games to break records ? Not Ute just checkin", "@USER Come on , JB ! You ’ re one of the greatest competitors to ever walk the earth . How can you not say he ’ s 1 or 2 ?", "@USER With all due respect to you and Dak , national titles mean something too . You know that having played at the greatest high school football program ever !", "@USER National titles should not go too one guy ... that is what happens ... ie Danny whuerfel ( so ) Jay Barker - and the list goes on"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER lol actually I can think 4 myself & that's why I've been calling her out sinc ", "context": ["Frank Capra's \" It's a Wonderful Life \" has two lessons : one obvious and the other even more important … ", "@USER What's the lesson the #media should take away from it this year considering u told us #Trump would never win @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER not #Trumpcult issue more about #media & #fakenews & spinning false narratives like did"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Excellent run from Aunty L always aiming high . She WILL get a trophy ❤ ️ ❤ ️", "context": ["@USER Mum came 4th lady she really really pushed herself but got pipped at last minute 😬 ", "@USER Well done Aunty L 🏅 🎂 Iz hope yoos got extra cakes noms for doin sooper gud . Also , maybees yoos shud push da other lady into da canal ?", "@USER Pffftttttt 4 seconds that ’ s all 😱 😬 😬 😬 mum was 52.17 18th outa 121 n dad was 56.03 35th outa 121 👏", "@USER Mum really wanted a trophy cos last one she did she was 4th lady so pushed herself as fast as her little legs ’ d go but 4ths good 👏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And am super about it . Stay tuned for more folks ! #TaxPlus", "context": ["Just heard that @USER will introduce #TaxPlus Super to know more about this ! ", "@USER Yes ! Figuring out what exactly #TaxPlus is with much excitement @USER ", "@USER Tax - It ’ s that time of the year again ! #TaxPlus @USER", "@USER @USER We all are looking forward to #TaxPlus , its surely gonna help us . @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow . Way to reply to a tweet that ’ s 2 years old before SA - 1 support ...", "context": ["SuperFX games running on my SD2snes ? Just blown away . Never thought this day would happen . Beyond impressed . #superfx #superNt #supernes ", "@USER @USER Yep now the Analogue Super Nt needs special chip support xD", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t think its possible superNT to get chip support , its jailbreak just loads the rom into memory , there is no cart access , I guess maybe with a major modification to the firmware but its not as simple as just porting it from sd2snes", "@USER @USER @USER Won ’ t happen . Redguy made magic happen with the SD2snes . Don ’ t expect sa - 1 .", "@USER @USER @USER Umm SA - 1 works on my sd2snes LOL what planet are you from :D I was just playing SFA 2 on it last night haha ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Upgrading is always fun , we truly appreciate your loyalty . ♥ I have sweet news , 90 days after your last phone purchase you receive a discount when you upgrade to a new phone . 💸 Locate a store → - Day", "context": ["@USER Sure thing , I would love to help ! What ’ s your question ? – Miriam", "@USER If You Have Metro PCS & Wanted To Get A New Phone . What Would You Pay ?", "@USER Great question , if you switch from an eligible provider you can get a free device > All you would pay is the due immediate balance for the rate plan plus a 15 + tax activation fee . Hurry into a Metro store to get set up . > - Miriam", "@USER My Son Has Metro PCS Already Though . I Wanted To Upgrade His Phone"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER i opened another can .. and sadly there is almost 35g of juice so only about 60g of actual tina .. #whokeepsthejuice", "context": ["Just weighed my @USER tuna .. is the 95g inclusive of the springwater and tin ? #coles #tuna #food ", "@USER we can confirm that the weight would be inclusive of the springwater but not the tin . We hope this helps .", "@USER interesting . So it's underweight then . Dont think I poured out 30g of springwater 😕", "@USER .. the barcode , best before date and any other numbers of letters showing on the packaging ? 2/2", "@USER thanks for replying but I have since thrown out the can of tuna", "@USER we understand , can you please confirm which store you bought the tuna from so we can make sure they're aware ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I've wondered that with some ppl too . To not have any empathy for others , those ppl are devoid of a soul .", "context": ["@USER @USER & their SSN & employment history & blood type & ... let the criminal see what it feels like 2 have ur private info stolen", "@USER @USER I have to think they already live in the energy of a bottom feeder otherwise these actions wouldn't cross their minds", "@USER @USER true . Just in my head thinking it would be nice sometimes for them to feel a little of the pain they cause others , grrr", "@USER @USER sure , sure but then I wonder bc there are people who I even wonder if they are human you know ? With a heart ? mind ? soul ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hello #Divas ! 😀 I wish you all a new #week of many #blessings and . May our day be and full of brotherly . Good week , girls ! 😉 🌷 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Super great to chat today on Skype , Diana . We go back a long way , and it was fun to think of and other friends from back in the day . I loved the convos back then — easy to track & engage . And we had to be creative to express ourselves in 140 ch !", "@USER @USER @USER The video chat was very exciting . It was a lot of fun to talk and get to know all of you better . I love that we are from so many different areas and countries . Lots of good vibes tonight 👍 😊 💕 ❤ ️ the group is a gift .", "@USER @USER @USER Janet , it ’ s game changing for me . I feel like I was able to get to know you all and now have context for seeing you here on Twitter ! and , hats off to you !", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly Terri I felt like we were all in the same home chatting about our daily lives and how the #PowerOfTwitter brought us together x", "@USER @USER @USER Irene , it made me feel a lot closer to each of you . Thank you for including me in Secret Santa !", "@USER @USER @USER I think we all felt the same Terri and thanks for joining in the #SecretSanta glad you liked your gifts !", "@USER @USER @USER Again , thanks , and for some reason I thought the group had ballooned to 50 ?", "@USER @USER @USER Susannah condensed the group earlier this year as a lot of members were inactive and didn ’ t want to remain in our wonderful #Diva thread ! So glad you stayed x", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m glad . It was so large . And since the chat I feel like I know more people , which is great !", "@USER @USER @USER Yes Terri I agree ! Talking face to face even through a screen has definitely bonded us a group ! Here ’ s to more chats in the #NewYear Here ’ s my #SecretSanta from Lilian that girl knows me sooo well 👠 👠 ", "@USER @USER @USER That is just awesome , Irene ! where di you find such a perfect #SecretSanta gift !", "@USER @USER @USER The shoe was a random find . I had been searching & keeping my eyes open since I learned I was Irene's #secretsanta and one day , there it was in a gift shop ! The wooden candle holder was made by three local artisans . The tree was added to the wood with henna .", "@USER @USER @USER All I can say is , it was wonderfully creative and couldn ’ t have been more perfect !", "@USER @USER @USER Did anyone do a weekly note in a jar all year in 2019 ? I kept it up for a few months . I'll find the jar this weekend and share ( picture or note ) . I think the idea was shared on this thread a year ago .", "@USER @USER @USER It is a great idea Susannah - and opening the messages and reading them can be very motivating and inspirational . I've been thinking of doing the same this year - but have not started yet ! Maybe this will get me going .", "@USER @USER @USER Ideally I should have opened mine New Year ’ s Eve Janet but I ’ ve today to look forward to that ! Meanwhile I took This photo in #Dublin last night I ’ m sure going to miss these lights ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Those are beautiful lights Irene ! Thank you for sharing this picture ! The magic of the season ! ❤ ️ 😀 🍀 🎄 🎇", "@USER @USER @USER Glad you liked them I was thinking of y ’ all last night while in dublin it ’ s so pretty , I had to dance in the street 💃 🏻 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Terri ... today we celebrate #WomenNaMban ... women ’ s little Christmas ! To all the mothers out there doing an Amazing job ! #womenempowerment #MondayMorning "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ... Mullahs are very happy that Trump was elected . They scored big time against Modernist and reformists", "context": ["As ☪ ♀ POC , I am as excited now as I was yest to live in America . To @USER pals 🎉 . To @USER pals … ", "@USER this Moral relativism hurts Muslim reform . Don't give haters another reason 2call u a fem . Uncle Tom . Don't embolden trump", "I dont understand what is \" moral relativism . \" I sincerely reject the #ChickenLittle fear-mongering used to try to defeat Trump . @USER", "@USER @USER Asra , what do you expect Trump to accomplish in the next 4 years ?", "I know he will address directly , not dance around , an issue of impt to me : the reality of an ideology of islamic extremism . @USER", "@USER I hate the regressive left but you are sounding more and more like a trump apologist which is equally as bad", "I am not an \" apologist \" I own his faults & acknowledge his positive policy positions . You may think nuance is \" bad . \" I dont @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're , Rex ! And you're setting a great example of support , encouragement and friendship in this amazing #WritingCommunity ", "context": ["What are we up to ? Power failure . Twitter in the dark , and you ? @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the mention Cristal 💕 I hope your power returns soon . I should be doing some editing . What about you ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , SJ . I ’ m reading the latest ms aloud , editing for rhythm . It takes time , but it ’ s so worth the effort . How about you ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the shout out , Crissy ! I'm almost finished reading through my #wip after a 6 week break . Tomorrow I finish reading it's back on the horse - writing . I'm half way thru ! Hope I can finish my rough draft by March ? ? What r u up to ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Michele I ’ m working to support everyone on the #AwesomeList and all my #AwesomeFriends"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I think I was being silly , but it means more than I can say to know good people are out there", "context": ["@USER can I come visit for , like , 4 years or so ? I'll try to not be a bother", "@USER Dude ! You are ALWAYS welcome , I may not have much but you can use it all , spare room is yours ;)", "@USER And I hope you know this is not virtual bullshit , I am here if you need me , always , for real , I mean it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER gets it ... We can all afford to be nice . .. #Smiles are #Free", "context": ["Hillary and @USER are live in Cleveland with two days to go . Watch here : ", "\" We have to get out and make sure we vote . ” — @USER in Ohio with HIllary ", "\" I love our country , and I believe in our people , and I will never , ever quit on you . No matter what . ” — Hillary in Ohio", "\" America is great because America is good , and if we … lift each other up , instead of tearing each other down , we can be even greater . \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER While i agree with the \" everyone is a butterfly \" thing , this is a singing competition . And she CANNOT sing . Saying it #positive", "context": ["Don't have an opinion on #HoneyG but she seems to be a nice person who doesn't deserve the booing when she gets through #XFactor #mean", "@USER I am also a nice person . However , I acknowledge I can sing as much as a penguin can skate . The booing has no … ", "@USER whether you like her or not a least she's got the guts to try . I just think it's wrong that people negative"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No , but rioting seems be a part of our American history #Bostonteaparty ; #whiskeyrebellion ; 1896 election", "context": [". @USER delivers message to supporters on alleged racial incidents : ' Stop It ' ", "@USER @USER Wow , so he agrees that it's his supporters doing it . #end ofpeaceinAmerica", "@USER @USER @USER What have Obama or HRC said to the the rioters across the country .. Hint : NOTHING", "@USER You protest when your rights are violated , Not when you do not get your own way .", "@USER It's called 1st Amendment rights ! But you probably are not aware b / c you only know the 2nd Amendment being a #Trumpster .", "@USER @USER Breaking things and beating people up is not first amendment right ,"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER All of these players were linked to us under Sarri and Barella is at football", "context": ["I ’ m massively optimistic because Lampard has shown he ’ s a top market operator . Doesn ’ t settle for dross / short term solutions . Identifies targets and has insane pull power to actually land them .", "@USER How can you say he has insane pull power when we haven't signed anyone yet lmao .", "@USER Because he ’ s Frank James Lampard . He ’ s not some banker from Italy , nor is he a catenaccio bloke . He ’ s flexible , works for a top club , and is a footballing legend . Look at the links chap . Devils in the details .", "@USER So being linked with a player means he has pull power ? Give journalists and the scouts a raise then . We've made it because we are being linked with Sancho and Werner 👍", "@USER Aren ’ t you just the most simple minded chap . Who were Conte ’ s targets ? Sarri ’ s ? They ’ re entirely different to Lampard ’ s who ’ s targets are elite prospects , not Serie A bum boys .", "@USER @USER Sarri had us getting linked to some top top prospects pal", "@USER @USER Hysaj ? Higuain ? Rugani ? Top top top prospects those are .", "@USER @USER Was thinking more Aouar / Guimaraes / Ndombele / Barella but sure", "@USER @USER Barella stinks , Guimarães was a club target and we were NEVER in for Ndombélé mate . Club chose Kovacic over him , lowkey a dub because this brother is moving like Abou Diaby ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yeah well I'm going to go away from it and I'm gonna put on an audiobook try and resist looking for a few hours ! #stressed", "context": ["@USER ah ha I was wondering if you were watching Kirsty ! 👊 🏻", "@USER voice of sanity for me and potentially a shoulder to cry on .. 😩", "@USER i feel pretty confident of a decent sized win for Clinton", "@USER @USER guys its looking good trust me ;) take a look at North Carolina !", "@USER @USER @USER At 2.26 am I don't have the same confidence you guys had ! #pleasegodno"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What I understand is the brain-pan of a man who is a licensed , practicing neuros ", "context": ["If Ben Carson becomes Sec . of Ed . , he'll use the office to promote his religion . But @USER will be here to stop him … ", "@USER @USER @USER Doubtful ... only a sliver of Christians are \" his religion \" ... besides those things … ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not sure you understood that tweet or the article Jim . Maybe give it another look ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER She is a patriotic pro-democracy activist .. Did you know that #Freedom of #Expression is a ?", "context": ["@USER @USER The imbecile doesn ’ t know that , from his political ignorance is born the #prostitute , the abandoned child , and the worst thieves of all , the bad politician , corrupted #Bubu the worst political #illiterates are the They don't know the cost of life , rent & medicine etc .", "@USER @USER Lol , she said it herself not me . Madam Mai Bakin Gafiya ( rat-mouth ) will ki u ooooooo ... u r now ranting incoherently ... 😂 😂", "@USER @USER Whatever you said outside to any #Parent Is directly proportional to saying that to your #parents face to face . Is Your illiteracy #paternal ?", "@USER @USER Lol , no it is #maternal 😂 So what rat-mouth says to Buhari is directly proportional to saying it 2 her parents face 2 face too ? lol Anyway I was a parent b4 rat-mouth was parent . Kapish ? U r her son not me . Kapish ? ( pls love my Italian )", "@USER @USER I love it . But the word originated from #hindu , translated as God of Monkeys . I hope you learn this one ! But as you failed to speak out against bad governance so you live in the #jungle of #apes ! Bubu turn our Naija to a zoo country . BUT THE LIONS & LIONESS ARE ALIVE TO", "@USER @USER U r entitled 2 ur opinion , it is your right in the jungle . Teaching me what I don't need , avoiding answering what I need answered . I hear secessionist Nnamdi Kanu call Nigeria a zoo , I also hear Aisha saying so too & now u ? R u saboteurs not working together ? Same agenda ?", "@USER @USER When the government don't respect the rule of law ? Lied ? Failed ? Brutalized it's citizens ? Disobey court orders ? Increase petrol price ? Triple external debt ? High rate of unemployment ? Kidnappings ? Herdsmen militia ? THE HEAD DON #SPOIL From #zoo to #cemetery", "@USER @USER I work with facts not fiction , fake news & bigotry : \" Femi Falana , SAN , confirmed that his clients were released to him on Thursday evening ... “ I am happy to tell you that our clients were released and the N100 , 000 costs was also paid . \" ", "@USER @USER How many court orders did the Oppressor & dictator did not respect for Sowore to be release on bail ? #shameful & #barbaric #govt", "@USER @USER Why weren't the courts complaining ? Did they appoint Aisha as their spokeswoman ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 2014 demonstrated the effectiveness of the wonderful democratic institution that is the secret ballot . All the noise on the street made by the oafish minority defeated by the silent pencil marks of the sensible majority .", "context": ["Good luck to everyone marching for independence in Glasgow today - hope the weather isn ’ t too bad ! Sorry I can ’ t be there today , but look forward to seeing you all again soon . In the meantime , sending my support and best wishes .", "@USER I'm British . And unfortunately I am loosing my EU citizenship . I am seruously considering moving to Scotland in the next few years , so as to be able to stay near my admin and yet retain my EU citizenship rights . Do you think this will be a possibility ?", "@USER @USER Independence doesn't mean Scotland staying in the EU . I'm afraid you've been misled .", "@USER @USER @USER Tells us why it would be beneficial for Scotland stay in the union ? I mean anything would be good ... 👂 ! ! ? ? ? !", "@USER @USER @USER The pooling and sharing of resources that means that when different parts of the UK do well , they can fund those parts doing less well , and ensure public services are maintained . In the 80s and early 90s Scotland was a net contributor , in the years since we have had net benefit .", "@USER @USER @USER London Docklands was unproductive wasteland in 1980s . Investments from rest of country resulted in development and is now massive contributor to UK revenues including to Scotland .", "@USER @USER @USER Total bollocks both of you . Scotland , like many regions of England has been starved of investment and any joined up economic planning . The only for Scotland to prosper is to take control of our own resources . Pooling and sharing is a myth .", "@USER @USER @USER Economic planning is devolved . You should complain to the SNP . Independence means losing billions of pounds a year . Pooling and sharing is very , very real and we'd find out the hard way if we dividing the UK as you want to .", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? The Scottish gov decided to invest billions in HS2 , London Crossrail , the Olympics development , Trident renewal , tax breaks for oil companies etc . Scotland is a wealthy country with enormous potential .", "@USER @USER @USER Too many myths ( HS2 , Crossrail , Olympics etc ) to bother with there . And infrastructure investment in any part of the economy benefits whole economy through added productivity .", "@USER @USER @USER Myths ? More nonsense . You don't think direct investment in Scotland on the scale there has been in SE England would be of greater benefit to the Scottish economy ?", "@USER @USER @USER As I've pointed out before the fiscal transfer is a myth . Even if it were true don't you think it would be a better idea to have an economic policy the whole country would benefit from ?", "@USER @USER @USER The whole country does benefit . That's what the map shows . Haven't you got a march to go to ?", "@USER @USER @USER So the whole country would benefit from investing in Scotland instead wouldn't it ? As for marches we can get tens of thousands to march on a terrible day like this the union can't get anyone except your pals in the OO to March in the middle of summer .", "@USER @USER @USER We don't organise marches . We don't want to change Scotland's place in the UK ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "getting closer to a new friend / business partner . . 🧿 🧿 🧿 #sunshineoracle #oracle #messagefromspirit", "context": ["Earth Signs Weekly Report January 14 , 2020 Earth signs , I am seeing that you all have had a busy mind in the recent past . Contemplating all the choices you have had to choose from and the path that is best for you to walk on . The whole world is in front of you and you are ", "excited for what is to come . Presently , you have been practicing self-love and boundaries . You have gotten to know yourself a lot better and you now know what you do and don ’ t like and you ’ re letting it be known to those around you with ease and confidence . You know exactly", "where you are going and how to get there . But in the near future , I see someone upset about the boundaries you have began to implement . You could be in a relationship , friendship or partnership with this person . Whoever it is , they are being secretive . If you are in a committed", "relationship with this person , I see a third-party situation going on ( this does not have to be sexually inclined ) . I see you ’ re person engaged with another person that they are getting some sort of emotional fulfillment from but they might say its just business", "( it could very well be , that they are seeking therapy ) . Either way , I see them hiding this from you . I see that your person is having a hard time growing and evolving within this relationship so they have decided to seek either consolation from a therapist or they might be"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "4 . Please share this compete tweet with all you feel should know . Alberta is going to be the leader in The #INDIGENOUS #recovery movement ! @USER @USER @USER #AbLeg please support all our organizations in making this happen", "context": ["1 . PLEASE READ COMPLETE #Tweet It's Official ! Our first collaborative #INDIGENOUS Men's #recovery home has been blessed and the ceremony took place last night ! @USER and @USER Calgary Home is at maximum capacity after 1 week !", "2 . Next we will be opening our Men's indigenous recovery home in #Edmonton this is such a much needed service . The #addiction sector needs to take notice of what is possible when we work together . @USER @USER @USER", "3 . We are also looking at a possible partnership to open the first women's #recovery home on #INDIGENOUS land . @USER and @USER are in the process of putting the program together . This will be yet another revolutionary program focusing on Indigenous recovery ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and it's hard for me to #ignore when #twitter is promoting #hate !", "context": ["Why or how is this promoted by @USER ? Can #twitter ban itself for inciting #hate ? ", "@USER @USER it's called freedom of speech and I'm not spreading any #hate", "@USER @USER well when your \" speech \" is a figment of your manipulated imagination it's very sad and it should not b promoted .", "@USER @USER I truly wish u and everyone you know well . It's only human . No need for a \" hmm . \" Please get out of that mindframe", "@USER @USER and for you stop being so rude and ignorant and one more mind your business you don't like the tweet just ignore"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Aww . I still have 2 of my 4 Dr . Pepper Star Trek Glasses from 1978 . I still remember when I dropped my Dr . McCoy glass .", "context": ["I gasped when I saw the Wendy glass I am pretty sure I had as a kid . Snagged her & Donald Duck … ", "@USER Hey ... I had one of those Wendy glasses at one time . Cool .", "@USER I am starting to think all the cool kids did 😉 There's a few of us", "@USER I had totally forgotten that it existed . Thanks for the reminder .", "@USER had the Casper one too . Sadly it is also gone .", "@USER I still have a full set of McD's glasses . Not as cool but still kinda nifty .", "@USER I have the McD's Muppet set still . Sadly the Star Wars ones are long gone ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just wanted to make u smile 😊 hope u feel ok today #family #newmie love 💕 always #loud n", "context": ["#NotGivingIn listening to this banger @USER @USER for all the difficult times in life when you just have to believe things will get better for your loved ones 🙏 #Family #cancer", "@USER @USER @USER Morning carol sending u n family lots of love 💕 🎗 I know how hard it is , my thoughts are with u xx", "@USER @USER @USER Morning carol don ’ t know if you ’ re working today or not but just showing my cares 🎗 n 🙏 🏼 wish u a great day no matter hun and 💕 #family 😉 make u smile hope xx ", "@USER @USER @USER love Bob Marley and family and this song thank you xx 😘"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks lads ! I have a couple of left over SMD PCBs from my Wemos motor controller design , so will get the gear and try it with this .", "context": ["Holy crap , this board ! I ’ d forgotten all about it , but today it surfaced while I was looking for something else . This is the first Feather I ever designed : a simple SAMD 11 board with mostly thru-hole components , because as of last summer I was still afraid of surface mount parts . ", "@USER @USER Fact : SMD is easier to solder than TH You don't need a microscope for 0805 and above", "@USER @USER I made a mess of my first attempt . I can ; t understand how those small fiddly ( and very bridgeable ) legs are easier to solder ... then again ... I don't think I had the right kit for the job .", "@USER @USER For me , a flux pen changed everything . With bridged pins you can add some flux and do kind of a sweeping motion with your iron away from the bridged spot ; seems to work like magic .", "@USER @USER @USER Flux is key for smd . Also if your iron can change tips , get a chisel tip or cut off cone type tip , the pointy tips are really awful for drag soldering ( a good term to google for some video tutorials , once you understand drag soldering , everything will be easy breezy )", "@USER @USER @USER I agree with everything has said , I just want to add I find the cut off cones type iron heads the easiest to use"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Only the kind of man he is , his character , his view on anyone who isn't white and rich and male .", "context": ["It's seems like I'm not the only one annoyed with politics , Brady is too - ", "@USER He's not annoyed with politics . His guy won . He's just annoyed with being asked about it . I've lost a great deal of respect", "@USER also , his talent does not reflect off who he decided to vote for ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This is a rare interaction . More of these , please .", "context": ["The worst argument being made on twitter dot com right now is Bernie stans claiming that Warren taking photos with 100K voters so she can directly hear what issues they care about is somehow bad strategy and reveals she's not serious even though she literally has 52 policy plans .", "@USER Adam , respectfully , the worst argument being made on twitter dot com right now is that we should be going to war with Iran .", "@USER I don't think very many people on the left are taking that argument seriously , but if people are yikes . Heartening to see a different dialogue around this Middle East situation than in the past .", "@USER Right , but you didn't talk about the left . You said on here . Stay focused , brother . Don't let a couple of tweets derail your strategy . <3 I've seen a handful of tweets about that , but a gazillion about the Sunrise , Dream Defender endorsements , and Iran .", "@USER Thanks , Brett . Appreciate how you approach things ! Much respect . Up until now , I've operated as if there's a Bernie-Liz truce but honestly think adhering to it has been kinda one-sided when it comes to prominent supporters . Warren supporters feel like we must step up , defend her .", "@USER It's gonna be a rough year , it's our job as People Volunteers Listen To to do our best to maintain the campaigns volunteer principles ( tho admittedly , I don't 100 % apply these to Biden and Pete ) . I don't know if Liz ' are public but here's ours ", "@USER As someone who has dealt with very intense internet for years , remember : you can't control the internet . You can just engage in best practices . Or as my dad told me when I went to college , you put 4 people in a room 1 of them will be an asshole , and SOMETIMES that asshole is you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I tend to hate nothing . I did long ago and #hate eats light .", "context": ["@USER @USER I see . Wahhabism is evil , but all others are ok , is that what you mean ? Do you live in Iran ?", "@USER @USER What makes us better when we hate ? There is no \" good \" killing . It must be done what has to be done . #NoHate pls", "@USER @USER I don't hate people . But I hate some ideas . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I bet he knows the biggest biggly words ever ... ... words ... biggly ...", "context": ["All is well ! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq . Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now . So far , so good ! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world , by far ! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning .", "@USER Think we would all feel safer if you had command of English ... or any language for that matter .", "@USER @USER He ’ s studied it and researched it and decided that he knows more about the English language than any one ever 👍 🏻"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ha ! I'm not here for pseudo fame like you . I have a fulfilling life and career . I don't need strangers approval online .", "context": ["Chris Christie , pal of Trump , and his administration are GUILTY of the death of a woman unable to get help stuck in traffic . #Bridgegate", "@USER #Benghazi , not a Hillary serogate , Hillary Clinton is personally responsible for 4 dead she could've helped but didn't .", "@USER Hillary , not responsible for that , Trump , RAPED A 13 year old girl . You support a pedophile rapist . Congrats .", "@USER you got a long way to go but I'll entertain your BS when you get 100 followers till then , your not important"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I just want my friends to know I'm not a hateful person . I feel like I'm on the verge of losing a lot of friends", "context": ["You have value today just like you did the week before . Don't believe anyone who makes you feel otherwise .", "@USER Hate to say it but it hurts to think half the world hates me today . I didn't make the decision I did 2 hurt or oppress", "@USER it's hard to stand up when everywhere you turn things are so down . Keep your head up I say . And share the ❤ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Of course it is . Don't be surprised . Or disappointed . It was always going to happen . Get into the prayer . That's the refuge and consolation . #beauty #truth #Catholic", "context": ["Honorary Doctor of Science . Biology shows explicitly that human life begins at conception . Academia is celebrating someone who , despite this , promotes the deliberate taking of life . This was not an academic honour . It was political applause . ", "@USER The altar stripped , the tabernacle empty ; Ichabod ; the glory has departed .", "@USER From your mouth to God's ear . It feels to me that the Christian Church in general is being marginalised so badly . From within too . As events like this indicate ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER lmao kind of funny - facts must have gotten in the w ", "context": ["This is extraordinary . An American congressman defending a foreign cybercrime . We are in a bizarre new age . ", "@USER What's amazing is 4yrs ago u clowned @USER #Russia statement & 8yrs ago u were against #wars Am … ", "@USER @USER @USER who knows - u think was going to say anything lmao", "@USER @USER @USER You sound silly and simplistic in your views . Have a nice life .", "@USER @USER @USER Aa perfect description of Trump supporters . Their arrogance will be short lived ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m not allowed in the BigBed room , but Muvver says she can hear me doing my sofa scratting from upstairs at night sometimes 😁", "context": ["Can ’ t even spend a minute or two getting my sofa comfy without “ comments ” ... 🙄 ", "@USER Don ’ t worry , I ’ m making my feelings known ", "@USER @USER * sighs * I get the same comments when trying to rearrange the Big Bed at 1am 🤷"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #grandchildren #ourfuture #littleminds These are My Grandchildren , Through Them I Live On X ", "context": ["This is my Apollo story and how I became the host . This was also my turn back moment . I went from sleeping in a car with $ 35 dollars to my name to being the longest-running host of the show . God is always on time , he's never too late . ", "@USER @USER 💎 sister 💎 check this clip out with some of these solid brothers .. be inspired 😘 by @USER with and #Respect #NeverTooLate #DontQuit 👀 💗 ️", "@USER @USER @USER Inspiration is what ’ s needed in a burning world . It ’ s #childrens voices #ChildrensMentalHealth The future is uncertain and their conversations break my heart . #ourchilden make no plans past this day . One day at a time is how we live . is needed .", "@USER @USER @USER With #AustraliaBurning we need to educate our kids to our ways #Assimilation is a one-way street , #Reconciliation in 🇦 🇺 virtually unrecognisable as a two-way street between Oz , the govt and First Nations ppl . Another Aboriginal woman dying in custody = state-sanctioned genocide ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Even I can now say ... \" back in my day ... \" \" I remember when toblerones were this big ! \" #suffolkhour", "context": ["@USER My twitter is on delay - what have I missed ? ! #suffolkhour", "@USER Just talking about these changes @USER made - LOOK AT THE GAP * pulls brown paper bag out * … ", "@USER @USER WOW , I ’ m not a fan but purchased many for my Dad - he would be VERY disappointed #notangry #thatsworse #suffolkhour"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND Young lady , there ’ s a bin right there ! You are a real #Dreckspatz or “ Filth-Sparrow ” — - #German ", "context": ["#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND “ German words with animals ” If you like to make the jokes and trickeries , also pranks or slapstick , and don ’ t mind people remarking upon this in a sarcastic manner , you may well be a ... #Spassvogel or “ Joke-Bird ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND If you are a man , 16-85 , partial to sexual intercourse and the vigorous pursuit thereof , heedless of propriety and the bonds of marriage , in short : seek only to Get Your End Away , you may be a #Lustmolch or “ Lust-Newt ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND Nothing happened , someone else did it and ran away , and in any case you were horribly provoked , Many Congratulations ! you are an #Unschuldslamm or “ Lamb of Un-Fault ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND You are a “ Flash Harry ” - always well turned-out , not short of confidence , a true pillar of the community , but behind your back even your friends call you pompous ? Then you are a #Lackaffe or “ Varnish-Monkey ” — - "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER a bit belated retweet , good going , another one in the bag , last 2019 marathon", "context": ["For the fifth day of Christmas let the magic move you for your chance to win 1 of 3 £ 150 gift cards to spend at @USER ! 🤸 ✨ ⁠ You have until midnight tonight ( 29th December ) to enter and record a 5km run . ⁠ ", "@USER @USER I'm planning to do my last marathon of the year today . Will it could for the next 4 days 😉", "@USER @USER Marathon done ✔ Was tough having not done anything more than 10 miles since mid Nov and weighed down by Xmas food and drink but finished with a smile and managed a mile hobble back to the car 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER nobody wants or is having or ever shall have sex with you , why ya hate on women", "context": ["@USER @USER I bet you're the kind of person to say she probably deserved it when women get killed .", "@USER @USER It depends on the circumstances and each murder should be judged on its own facts . Not all women are to blame .", "@USER @USER @USER so you're saying if a woman has ' blame ' is perfectly reasonable to kill her ?", "@USER @USER @USER mmmm no it is not . what country do you live in ' Cocktopia ' ?", "@USER @USER @USER saying no to having sex with you is not provocative , it is a wise choice based in taste and common sense", "@USER @USER @USER Why are you talking about having sex with me ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER But we can still say , \" Screw the Trump voters \" - - bc #angry , just wish enlightenment , not wish anyone ill . 100 %", "context": ["1 . I'm seeing a lot of liberals say \" Screw those Trump voters ! They deserve what will happen to them ! \" It's offensive and ignorant .", "2 . First of all , when things get worse for this country , people may want to seek out someone even more authoritarian than Trump .", "3 . In those Trump-leaning counties are LGBTQ people , Muslims , Hispanics , & many many people who are under threat right now .", "4 . If you're hoping things get worse for people so they'll wake up , oh man , you must be living in such a protective bubble right now ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Big tick for the note from the hemi .", "context": ["That new RAM 1500 is an absolute ripper . Very much looking forward to it landing in Oz . ", "@USER Lots of Rams on the road . The owners must love standing next to the filler cap . As my dear old dad used to say , It'll pass anything on the road except a petrol station .", "@USER They ’ re actually very efficient for a V8 that tows and hauls a load .", "@USER The truck might be efficient but the drivers I've seen sure ain't . 😜"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER most environmental problems are caused by people . Wish we , the people , realize it now ! #fact", "context": ["National capital region of poor quality air with toxic level of 999 . chocking to death .. Bullshit place", "@USER Looking for a manual to understand how to survive in such difficult environment around me in delhi . #SaveEarth", "@USER seriously .. such sad place .. bcos of it's ppl clearly .."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER check out @USER tweets . These events are terrifying and happening everywhere . #scared", "context": ["Good morning ! Here's some stories we're following . Tweet us , or talk to us on Facebook : ", "Protesters opposed Trump ’ s election in cities across the country . This was the scene in Austin : #TrumpProtest ", "There ’ s lots of searching over how pollsters & pundits missed Trump ’ s rise . Did you or a close one vote Trump ? Tell us about it !", "What Texans could serve in a Trump administration ? @USER says he ’ s already gotten a call : ", "On air : A post-election talk with Wendy Davis – including an update on her own political future . … ", "What else is happening ? Tweet us and let us know ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER eh Cor is pure . Uze wanna #hate ? Find eh new way . #FeldFam", "context": ["@USER why do you a run human trafficking operation out of your home , sicko ?", "@USER LOLOLOL HUMAN TRAFFICKING ? ! ? ! COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG WOMAN ! I'm anti sex trade across the board ! But thanx 4 playin !", "@USER @USER some dumb girl was tryin 2 accuse me of the exact opposite behavior of what I stand 4 . I'm here 2 protect from EVIL !", "@USER @USER I read that , I was like , I'm pretty sure it's her age because I dnt think she unders.what sex trafficking is", "@USER @USER if that's her real age , or it's really a her , or a person at all . Can't trust any 1 w 50 followers or less !", "@USER @USER wait your followers are dumb child rapist ? , eeee not good", "@USER @USER this is Y it's best we just leave her down the #BLOCK"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ahhh ! So Trump planned the mournful protesters at the US Embassy on New Year ’ s Eve !", "context": ["1 . I ’ ve had a chance to check in with sources , including two US officials who had intelligence briefings after the strike on Suleimani . Here is what I ’ ve learned . According to them , the evidence suggesting there was to be an imminent attack on American targets is “ razor thin ” .", "2 . In fact the evidence pointing to that came as three discrete facts : a ) A pattern of travel showing Suleimani was in Syria , Lebanon & Iraq to meet with Shia proxies known to have an offensive position to the US . ( As one source said that ’ s just “ business as usual ” for Suleimani )", "3 . More intriguing was b ) information indicating Suleimani sought the Supreme Leader ’ s approval for an operation . He was told to come to Tehran for consultation and further guidance , suggesting the operation was a big deal - but again this could be anything .", "4 . And finally , a ) and b ) were read in the context of c ) Iran ’ s increasingly bellicose position towards American interests in Iraq , including the attack that killed a U . S . contractor and the recent protest outside the American embassy .", "5 . But as one source put it a ) + b ) + c ) is hardly evidence of an imminent attack on American interests that could kill hundreds , as the White House has since claimed . The official describes the reading of the intelligence as an illogical leap .", "6 . One official described the planning for the strike as chaotic . The official says that following the attack on an Iraqi base which killed an American contractor circa Dec . 27 , Trump was presented a menu of options for how to retaliate . Killing Suleimani was the “ far out option ”", "7 . Trump chose a more moderate option which involved the Dec . 29 strikes on the positions of an Iranian-backed militia . Then came the protest at the gates of the US embassy in Baghdad : ", "8 . It was after the embassy protests that the president , according to one US official , chose the Suleimani option , but the problem at that point in time is that American intelligence did not know his precise whereabouts . They scrambled to locate him , says the official .", "9 . According to the official , the strike on Suleimani was pulled together so quickly that initially the US was not sure PMF leader Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis was in the convoy . He was also killed and is also viewed as an Iranian proxy : ", "10 . Since the strike , Iran has convened its national security chiefs . Chatter intercepted by American intelligence indicates they ’ re considering a range of options . Cyberattacks , attacks on oil facilities and American personnel and diplomatic outposts have all been cited so far .", "11 . But among the “ menu options ” that I had not heard before were : ( 1 ) kidnapping and execution of American citizens . ( This might explain why the State Department has ordered the evacuation of all US citizens in Iraq , not just government and embassy employees ) . ", "12 . Another is attacks on American diplomatic and military outposts not just in Iraq , Lebanon and Syria , but as far afield as UAE and Bahrain . The official I spoke to was particularly concerned for American troops stationed in Iraq , some of whom are co-located with Shia militias", "13 . How does this impact the war against ISIS ? I turned to @USER for insight . He ’ s studied Iraq since the 1990s . What he told me is that months before the strike that killed Suleimani , the tensions with Iran had already degraded America ’ s ability to fight ISIS in Iraq :", "14 . In 2019 , America has been denied airspace and access to operations in Iraq to go after ISIS at the behest of Iran-backed groups . The US has also been told to stop communicating with Sunni tribes . These are important setbacks that have already weakened the US ’ posture in Iraq", "15 . “ It ’ s all been downhill , ” @USER told me , in terms of America ’ s access to the ISIS battlespace in recent months due to Iranian pressure on Iraqi officials . One upshot ? US special operations forces have been on the offensive in Diyala , Nineveh and Kirkuk provinces", "16 . A likely outcome of the recent strike is that small , out-of-the-way outposts for special operations forces will be deemed too vulnerable and will be eliminated . Fighting ISIS is no longer the priority if the outer wall of the US embassy is being attacked .", "17 . Before I go back to the pool let me just say the obvious : No one ’ s trying to downplay Suleimani ’ s crimes . The question is why now ? His whereabouts have been known before . His resume of killing-by-proxy is not a secret . Hard to decouple his killing from the impeachment saga ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #IhaveNoFear just sad until now , we regroup and fight #tyranny #oppression with ", "context": ["@USER #mishacollins \" I love this country too much \" broke my heart into a thousand pieces 😰 ", "@USER But he's going to keep fighting to spread love and kindness . Our angel . ", "@USER if #mishacollins is not giving up neither am I #kindness ", "@USER That's the spirit . Don't show any weakness or fear . The power someone has over you is what you give them ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #BRIAN ( SPELT BRIAN NOT BRAIN INTENIONALLY ) CUZ HE CANT SPELL ! ! AMONGST EVERYTHING ELSE ! ! trump is less than a man ! #RIFFRAFF #AT ! !", "context": ["Bernie Sander ’ s volunteers are trashing Elizabeth “ Pocahontus ” Warren . Everybody knows her campaign is dead and want her potential voters . Mini Mike B is also trying , but getting tiny crowds which are all leaving fast . Elizabeth is very angry at Bernie . Do I see a feud brewing ?", "@USER Imagine taking so much pride in being a worldwide embarrassment .", "@USER Fill in the blank : Mini Mike has bigger ___ than Trump ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That is ; what you just said Bonnie . Keep spreading the #Peace , & but remember not to be", "context": ["Why is it #WorldKindnessDay when it should be ' World Kindness Everyday ' ? #BeKind all the time people ! It's one of the most rewarding things .", "@USER That is the most #logical opinion I heard all week ! #WorldKindnessDay should be , could be #everyday ! is where it is at", "@USER Yes it is , #scary for some-but #history is violent ; ideals are where can be in my opinion", "@USER We just have to keep doing our part in the world . Even the smallest act of #kindness and #Peace is better than nothing 😊 👌 🏾"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No one should have any illusions ; this was \" Make America White Again \"", "context": ["* blink * | If the left can woo back white voters , it would benefit everyone | Remi Adekoya | Opinion | The Guardian ", "Maybe focus on making sure ppl of color can actually vote before tossing yourself under the bus out of fealty to the almighty white voter .", "@USER so , if we cant woo them w / jobs , healthcare , tuition free college , what are we not doing ? Hmmm : I know pandering to fears .", "@USER @USER Trump primary voters aren't poor people . Race not economy drove them . Studies show this . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Apparently Jonathan is just a product of the #Left #Wing - is is is is - the - it's our =", "context": ["My goal is to get @USER to 10k followers before my 30th birthday ... which is in 2 weeks . If ya haven ’ t followed us yet , please do ! 🇺 🇸 @USER @USER", "@USER @USER You need to begin to sort out truth from wild right wing conspiracy theory and fake news accounts", "@USER @USER @USER Your #Advice reminds me of #Rubber and #Glue ... Fact based historical accounts will show - - and did - to", "@USER @USER @USER That's because you are both a stupid person and an ignorant person and that's a dangerous combination .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah . Look it up . It doesn't involve Jesus or god so it might be out of your comfort zone", "@USER @USER @USER And you know my beliefs ? Not only are you an astrophysicist , but a mind reader for people You don't know . Impressive ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I wonder what it's to work & enjoy doing so ? I doubt there's any fun in . What purpose does #Serve ? #AmEx may be the gift ze have been waiting for . It's not even funny ze & ze know should be worth . As credit's due ", "context": ["@USER @USER . At all @USER I'm not on I'll want to be . In a sense #ForYou to know what I have to say as soon as I can #tweet ... For the most part as unprepared as predictable can get . I you ", "@USER @USER @USER We ’ re not here right now but we ’ ll reply when we ’ re back in the morning . If you need immediate assistance go to for helpful resources or chat with us by logging in at and clicking the Chat button .", "@USER @USER @USER My very own personalized #tweet ; would you look at that . what a job that need be done . This & age is hard thinking about jobs . What a better job could be when it comes to #Balance we all need . #tweets . How could we not ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sunny Leone and Mary Kom are professionals in there own professions . . I respect both . You just don't need to be successful , mature or in sense to project affection . . What do you need ? A wide mindset .", "context": ["I don't find anything offensive in this . . Do you ? If yes , then why ? @USER @USER #nobanpublickissing ", "@USER @USER Offensive - No Obscene - Yes Reason for the kiss being show of liberalism and not feelings - Disgusting .", "@USER @USER Every rebellion needs a peak . . Why not now ?", "@USER @USER If we need a start , they are providing it in hand . Why not to grab it ? . Lord Krishna was present everywhere , but he was nowhere . P . S . Just grab the laddoo on the table & eat it ?", "@USER @USER I am still trying to wrap my head around it . What exactly are u implying ? Gosh I feel so dumb now ...", "@USER @USER It's a start of ' love ' , be Krishna . Not Shakuni ! ! . . Think ahead . Always .", "@USER @USER No dear . This isnt love . Even I have frirnds in JNU , the studious types . I know how much these people love each other and what the hostel becomes If u meet someone from JNU , do talk to them . U will be shocked at the audacity of these \" Students \" .", "@USER @USER Stand for the cause , make your cause successful . . Who they're ? How they behave , isn't my concern . I'm concerned about the objective . Objective is PDA should be uplifted .", "@USER @USER I think it does matter . Remember , a great business Idea can be rejected and an average idea can be invested in solely based on Presentation . If we choose the example wrong , the effects may backfire instead of influencing and opening minds .", "@USER @USER I mean , take this example , If u want to signify a Hardworking , Independent and sincere woman , u choose Mary Kom as an Example . If Sunny Leone is bought in to portray it , the outcome will be completely different from the expected . So choosing the example is important ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm impressed of your artistic restraint of ... bladder face features ...", "context": ["I've just realised its Friday ! So here are the distraction ranks for this week ( please follow them all so they've more people to distract ) @USER @USER @USER #ff", "@USER @USER @USER Hehe ! Thank you lovely . I am hiding from distractions and knitting like a demon ! ! ! I have A LOT of stuff on the needles ! 🤣 🤣 have a fab weekend all xxx ", "@USER @USER @USER 🤣 🤣 🤣 feels like it ! ! ! Lots to make , one me ! 🤣 🤣 I need me some more hands ! X ", "@USER @USER @USER You will also dread the Walrus of Distraction . Let me give you two words of encouragement ... KNIT FASTER", "@USER @USER @USER Hahaha ! Definitely need to knit faster ! 2 days 2 pair of mitts and a blanket finish , photos and listings to get going . Lists upon lists and designs and graph paper and hubby's birthday today so pizza and films tonight 😁 🧶 🧶 💕 🧶 ", "@USER @USER @USER Don't worry , its just one more vote for the Swedish year of #nodistractions", "@USER @USER @USER What in the name of bloody hell is that ? !", "@USER @USER @USER I just searched walrus and this came up ! 😱 😬 😱 ", "@USER @USER @USER What the ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! Is that a brain snot bubble ? ! ? ! ? ! 🤢 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤢 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Exactly ! With all the gloominess & adversity we must stand up & make our voices that much louder ! & advocate & #inclusion", "context": ["* sigh * I am so disappointed , sad , afraid , shocked , ... that this is even a possibility Don't want to hear the news today .. * hugs my US friends *", "@USER Absolutely shocking ! I still can't believe it . But What we need now is inclusion & love ... Love always wins out in the end 😀", "@USER Absolutely Jennifer ! That I firmly believe . & a positive view at the future . It might seem grim , but still face it with chin up ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Right , you don't like the rules , now you're going to try to change them . That should make Trump look MUCH less guilty ! ", "context": ["Dems said impeachment was URGENT . Now they don ’ t want to have a trial , because they have no evidence . In real world , if prosecution doesn ’ t proceed with case , it gets dismissed . So on Monday , I will introduce measure to dismiss this bogus impeachment for lack of prosecution", "This will expose Dems ’ circus for what it is : a fake impeachment , abuse of the Constitution , based on no evidence . If Dems won ’ t proceed with trial , bogus articles should be dismissed and @USER fully cleared", "My proposal will take form of motion to update Senate impeachment rules to account for this unprecedented attempt to obstruct Senate trial . Stay tuned"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER i like a smelling cologne when going on a date or a outing .", "context": ["If you're over 16 , don't wear cologne . And honestly if you can avoid it before 16 , do that .", "@USER There is none . Just saying what I feel .", "@USER I mean . I feel this way because people who smell like they bathe in it . And I just think cologne is #dum"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER A real eye opener and genuinely lovely to talk T1 without having to constantly explain yourself #gbdoc", "context": ["A2 I think I'm quite calmly @USER could comment on that Just crack on with the glucose #gbdoc", "@USER You are quite serene .. but that is in comparison to stress head over here 🤔 Just get that glucose in", "@USER serene ! I'll take that one . It was interesting to see our diff reactions wasn't it #gbdoc"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "4 . Lifting of #burdens - Ephesians 5:26 ; Hebrews 4:12 5 . - Psalm 119:111 ; Psalm 119:162 ; Jeremiah 15:16 ; Luke 2:10 6 . #Peace - Psalm 119:165 ; Proverbs 3:1- 2 , 17 ; Isaiah 48:18 7 . #Relationship with the Author - Isaiah 40:8 ; Hebrews 4:12", "context": ["Day 4 of 21 Days of #Prayer & #Fasting Making Room Matthew 4:4 - “ Man shall not live by bread alone , but by every word that comes from the mouth of God . ” ", "Mark 7:20 - ‘ And He said , “ What comes out of a person is what defiles him . ” ’ Psalm 119:11 - “ I have stored up Your word in my heart , that I might not sin against you . \"", "The focus of fasting should be less on what you ’ re giving up & more on what you ’ re making room for . More of His presence . More of His word . More of His great light . As you fast , you exchange what you need to survive — physical bread & natural nourishment — for what you need to LIVE .", "Here are seven benefits you can expect when you make room for the Word of God in your life : 1 . #Salvation - John 17:17 ; James 1:21 ; 1 Peter 1:23 2 . #Guidance - Psalm 119:105 ; 2 Peter 1:19 3 . #Wisdom - Deuteronomy 4:6 ; Psalm 119:98 ; 2 Timothy 3:15"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER a bit belated retweet , good going , another one in the bag , last 2019 marathon", "context": ["For the fifth day of Christmas let the magic move you for your chance to win 1 of 3 £ 150 gift cards to spend at @USER ! 🤸 ✨ ⁠ You have until midnight tonight ( 29th December ) to enter and record a 5km run . ⁠ ", "@USER @USER I'm planning to do my last marathon of the year today . Will it could for the next 4 days 😉", "@USER @USER Marathon done ✔ Was tough having not done anything more than 10 miles since mid Nov and weighed down by Xmas food and drink but finished with a smile and managed a mile hobble back to the car 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND If you measure the distance between parked cars to report violations of local ordinances , doing the right thing at some personal cost - popularity isn ’ t everything ! - take a bow #Paragraphenhengst or “ Paragraph-Stallion ” — - #German ", "context": ["#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND “ German words with animals ” If you like to make the jokes and trickeries , also pranks or slapstick , and don ’ t mind people remarking upon this in a sarcastic manner , you may well be a ... #Spassvogel or “ Joke-Bird ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND If you are a man , 16-85 , partial to sexual intercourse and the vigorous pursuit thereof , heedless of propriety and the bonds of marriage , in short : seek only to Get Your End Away , you may be a #Lustmolch or “ Lust-Newt ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND Nothing happened , someone else did it and ran away , and in any case you were horribly provoked , Many Congratulations ! you are an #Unschuldslamm or “ Lamb of Un-Fault ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND You are a “ Flash Harry ” - always well turned-out , not short of confidence , a true pillar of the community , but behind your back even your friends call you pompous ? Then you are a #Lackaffe or “ Varnish-Monkey ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND Young lady , there ’ s a bin right there ! You are a real #Dreckspatz or “ Filth-Sparrow ” — - "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER god make certain ppl rich so that they will give to the who don't have even basic needs fixed (8 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "context": ["@USER My new VM 🎸 for you #sangeeVideo i don't make em unless i feel em #ShaheerSheikh I only make for ShaheernS … ", "@USER shaheera ! u must be receiving a lot of gifts ! are you donating those u don't need ? u should n u should tweet abt it & respect", "@USER encourage your fans to donate the gifts that's meant 4u to those who needs it , ( 2 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER U should inspire ur fans to help ppl in need , they may even be their neighbors , ( 4 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER tell Ur fans to post em and u should post the best pics , just like the best video u posted ( 3 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER every Little help means a lot & it makes a certain part of someone's life better ( 5 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER u can't do this alone but u can with ur birdies , but u need to fire up your fans to do it ( 6 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER to begin with stop accepting gifts and doing gift segments with the media ( 6 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER if media wants to do segments with u than why don't they cover you \" Giving \" to needy ppl ! ( 7 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER if fans see u doing it I'm sure it will motivate them to do it as well (8 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Then the world is more sick than I thought . Wonder what you call the things happening to kids at school now ?", "context": [". @USER : Grubhub CEO saying employees who agree Trump rhetoric should resign is setting himself up for a law … ", "@USER @USER I disagree . Why do you want those kind of people on your team . The CEO is right !", "@USER @USER Good thing it wasn't done when Obama won 2 terms huh ? Losing such a huge base of US workers would sting a bit .", "@USER @USER It all depends on how you view and understand the message . Whether Dem / Rep that should not be ppl behaviour", "@USER @USER I viewed it as a threat as most did ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So bloody scared I ’ d go to #jail for #terrorism since the heart was on to shut down ( and maybe worse ) all public #Assange supporters ( I was even told to not mention the name , ever ) that I wrote a rap poem that my ex said is than ( AS GOOD AS )", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I would follow her but since you say she's his friend I cannot accept b / c John hates my guts and so will she . I believe everyone in the JC circle rejects me . Pple think I'm creepy & so does JC.Thx anyways ❤ ️", "@USER @USER @USER You put a smile on peoples faces , you say whatever you feel in your heart of hearts freely and that quality is very rare , Johnny absolutely adores you truuuuust me and so will his friends like Amanda who is the best alternative artist I ’ ve never met as sadly I ’ m always dead broke", "@USER @USER @USER ... I'll check out Amanda's stuff secretly so she won't have to see something so ugly ( Me ) like JC views me . Thanks for the recommendation 🙂 👍", "@USER @USER @USER Twitter is all LOOOOOOVE otherwise I ’ d be hating on the WHOLE WORLD after every time I have had a TWITTER BEEF with someone in the past whether it ’ s or Bc They ’ re ALL legendary artist / activists WRDUP"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Paying off in spades I ’ d say 👍 . And you are more than welcome . Great stuff . I am envious — I trouble drawing stick figures 😂", "context": ["So I drew both of these art the Clown pictures , the first one was done with the old school pencil and pen . the other one was done with a very cheap Digital Drawing pad . I feel like I lose some of my line work when I go digital . #horror #horrorart ", "@USER OMG awesome ! ! ! Your art does wonders for Art ! 🤡 ❤ ️ 🤡", "@USER I Thank you I really appreciate that . it took me awhile to figure how to draw his teeth , it looks like it's paying off ... lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Posted my Day 7 #31DaysOfCreativity ' good advice ' video early on Day 12 . I was right ! 15mins ! ? It took me more like 2 hours but , after downloading some free images from the web last night in preparation , I got carried away with & did it right then & there 😊", "context": ["Sorry @USER I postponed Day 7 of #31DaysOfCreativity til Sunday ; making my 1st online video will take more than 15mins ! Instead I read about #GDPR for my 2019/20 #CPD 😲 Here's hoping will convert to @USER points for us all @USER 😉", "@USER @USER @USER There is no ‘ postpone ’ , there is only doing what you want whenever you have time 😀 Happy reading . I need to pick up some GDPR reading soon I think , at one point last year I felt like I ’ d over saturated my brain with it ! Hence ", "@USER @USER @USER Hell yes ! I've written a disclaimer in my #GDPR book by : ' I am only letting you know this book belongs to for the purposes of returning it to me . To use it for any other purpose may contravene the GDPR ' before lending it to colleagues for #CPD purposes 😉 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm filled with so much now , I don't know what to do with it all … LOL ! 😂 😂 😂", "context": ["On #ChastenAppreciationDay I just want to thank Chasten for taking the time to listen to kids , like Adi , on the trail . His impact is far reaching and is making vulnerable children feel loved and seen , some for the very first time . Chasten is a gift and this mom is very grateful ! ", "@USER Awe … This warms my heart so much ! Oh no … Here I go ugly crying again ! I'm proud to call #TeamPete my second family , and I couldn't be more thrilled to have you and Adi in it ! BRB … Need to grab some tissues ! LOL ! #ChastenAppreciationDay #RulesOfTheRoad 😂 🤗 💕", "@USER I cry at least once a day . LOL ! You are among friends ! 😭 😭 😭"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Awe … Thank you ! You're amazing , too ! Never have I ever encountered so many wonderful people … #TeamPete is the best team … * EVER * ! #RulesOfTheRoad #Belonging 🤗 🥰 💕 🌟", "context": ["I want to tell you about the people on Team Pete . I don ’ t talk about my son being trans to strangers because I am super protective and it doesn ’ t take much to upset me when it comes to him . So , to avoid conflict , I don ’ t talk about his journey with people I don ’ t know . What I", "@USER I knew there was something special about this campaign … Heck , I even * SWITCHED PARTIES * as a result ! To be on #TeamPete is something that will stick with all of us for the rest of our lives , no matter what the outcome is . Please tell Adi I said \" HI ! \" … Thank you ! #Belonging 🤗", "@USER You switching parties is exactly what I am talking about ! Belonging is more important than anything , including party ! We are so lucky to have you here and , of course , I will tell Adi that you said hello !", "@USER Becoming a Democrat was the best decision I made last year ! As a result , I've made many meaningful friends on Twitter & have finally found real peace within myself after many years of inner struggle … What a relief ! Individuals like your family are why I'm fighting so hard ! ✊ 😁"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I wonder if you have any photo from when your mother was visibly pregnant with you inside . It would possibly speak clearer than words . #life #truth", "context": ["Giving plenty of advance warning - candidates who don't believe my daughter and I can be trusted with decisions concerning our own bodies can stay away from our door . We don't have a dog but I have sharp teeth - and an even sharper tongue . #Election2020", "@USER Let them call - ask for about 1,000 leaflets to share , and then burn all the leaflets . It will cost them to print more , and keeps them out of others homes .", "@USER @USER Nasty and wasteful . Please be kind to all .", "@USER @USER There ’ s nothing kind at all about forced birth proponents , or racists . I ’ m more than happy to waste their resources . It may save someone else from their toxic views ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I agree , even in our own lives - but what is our best weapon ? Our battle isn't against flesh and blood - it never was .", "context": ["I freaking love this election . It's exposing our counterfeit gods and functional saviors for what they are . America , your idols are showing .", "@USER But more importantly what do you feel about the outcome Alexis ?", "@USER hey , Lewis ! How do you mean ? If I understand your question , I might say peace - peace that rests in the sovereignty of God .", "@USER well , I still feel like that's a loaded question & I'm not entirely sure what u mean . Hosea 13:11 & Romans 1:24 come 2 mind .", "@USER God expects us to exercise good judgement and act justly . This hasn't happened here .", "@USER well Idk if He expects us 2 . I mean , He wants us 2 , but I also think He knows better . ;) But He remains gracious & faithful .", "@USER He always prefers that we do the most loving thing . This is never in doubt .", "@USER then praise God for the sufficiency of His grace for when we do not . His sovereignty is complete and His grace is enough . :)", "@USER Alexis you must be living in another world .", "@USER how do you figure ? Do you not believe God's grace is sufficient ?", "@USER Alexis we have the ability and the responsibility to make peoples ' lives better . The nation has failed . No doubt .", "@USER I think our responsibility goes beyond that to point people to Jesus . How does God factor into your conclusions ?", "@USER then love Donald Trump , pray for him , love the people that voted for him , pray for them , love the people that didn't , etc .", "@USER You're assuming I don't , but I can & must disagree vociferously with people & situations in such opposition to the Kingdom .", "@USER sin is opposition to the Kingdom - we're all guilty of it , some more publicly than others . I'm saying let's love everyone .", "@USER But we do have to oppose sin especially when it is so structural with such power to harm so many ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How a day can be when #kindness touches it . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Hang out with positive people . Some bunny loves you , a lot . xoxo #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain #IQRTG ", "@USER @USER @USER Good Morning Erin , Barbara & My #Mindfulness Family ! ! ! Always learn from yesterday , Live for today , Hope for Tomorrow ! Be your best ! Never put off what you can do right now ! Be the love & hope in as many lives as you touch ! Lots of love always XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER Dearest Nayalla & All Sweet Friends ! Know you are the blue sky and possibly the sunshine too in someone's world ! Be the smile they need , the touch of a heart they deserve , the love of the soul we all desire ! Have a beautiful day ! Lots of love XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Deb , Natalia & all ! 🕊 🕊 🕊 #IAmThankful for each of you #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #JoyTrain 🌟 🌟 ", "@USER @USER @USER Each of us is endowed with the pure essence of at the very center of our being #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER You can only give away what you have inside . Become an instrument of #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER All your #life , you will be faced with a choice . You can choose or hate ... I #chooselove ", "@USER @USER @USER Good people are like street #lights along the roads . They don ’ t make the distance short but they light up the path and make the walk easy & safe #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you kindly my amazingly kind and supportive friend 💛 🙏 💛 Love to you all ✨ 💛 ", "@USER @USER @USER The only rest comes when you ’ re alone with #God #Rumi #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER Amazingly I can be so busy writing , yet , God is within me in everything.He is my everything ~ nothing can compare to that . Love fills my heart.Where I had a very sad childhood , I had to create much to survive . One thing that came to me was the Angel of Light.She forever blesses Me !", "@USER @USER @USER Keep some room in your #heart for the unimaginable #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Aren't you a celebrity who is currently using his platform to lecture other people ", "context": ["Advice to all actors , musicians and entertainers : Please stick to your crafts that we all love you for and drop the political rhetoric .", "@USER or use the freedom of speech that people died for . I don't have to agree . But thank god they can say it . Freely .", "@USER Anyone can say anything they want in our society . That doesn't mean that we want to be lectured by out of touch celebrities ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER thank you i m u r wrking i hope i will get true #4G #Speed .", "context": ["@USER Please DM complete address where you faced the issue , date / time period , website visited & issue description - Delna", "@USER 201 , rudra complex , nr baranpura petrol pump , baranpura - 390017 i faced speed issue every time / day . So pls sovle it as soon as", "@USER Please note the SR number : SR0000031K42 pertaining to the issue . We will get this sorted at the earliest - Delna", "@USER We are working on this on priority . Appreciate your patience and co-operation - Sachin"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Its been a very bad exp with AA . we need to attend business meetings and no luggage . #frustrated", "context": ["@USER Need help not able to track my baggage .. been 24hrs . E-ticket # 607-1123443 367-68", "@USER We're working behind the scenes with EY to locate your bags . You can check for updates here : ", "@USER could you pls let me know how time you are expecting it should take as I am on a short trip .", "@USER Please keep your receipts from any necessities bought . You're able to submit for reimbursement here : .", "@USER I am here only for 2 weeks and I need a quick solution for reimbursement .", "@USER Please contact our Baggage team at 800-535-5225 for any interim expenses that can be given until you get your bags .", "@USER please expedite the process to search my bag as it's been more than 48 hrs #frustrated #disap", "@USER @USER what's the point of tagging bags n feeding so much data while checkin when u can't locate the bag"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER not all of us are Evil some of us are against it BUT we are shut off even when we are signed for the Universe I am One of those who refused to shut up - - Q", "context": ["For those who doubt satanism in Hollywood and music . In a Feb . 28 , 1982 Waco Tribune-Herald interview Eagles ' manager , Larry Salter , admitted the Eagles were involved with the Church of Satan . The band later described this as their , \" Satanic period . \" Hotel California Cover . ", "@USER I just deleted the eagles album from my phone .", "@USER @USER I have to go through my vinyl collection . I know many albums will wind up in the garbage . I think I'm ready to say good bye ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Jenna still no sight of my machine or delivery date", "context": ["@USER I ordered my washing machine yesterday and still no confirmation email . Please help !", "@USER Hi it's Karen , have you contacted our Customer Service team on 03456 049 049 & they'll check this out for you . Thanks", "@USER I did , I was told the email will be re-sent . Still no email confirmation", "@USER That's strange did the team check your email address to make sure this was correct . Thanks ~ Karen", "@USER hi Karen , they did . I am still hoping my machine will be delivered with 7 days but still no contact from Panasonic .", "@USER I'm confident your delivery will go as planned Keep in touch if it doesn't arrive when you expect we can investigate - Jenna"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER An automatic smile generator , . Unconditional and #Kindness always rocks my world in the #Positives . Thank you . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good morning Angie 🌞 ☕ 💝 Thank you for thinking of me . Wishing you and all pals mentioned a good weekend 🦋 🌹 Richest blessings ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning blessings to all , . Stay safe and warm . #BeBlessed and enjoy the weekend ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Goodmorning Cynthia .. ! ! 😘 😘 Have a beautiful and blessed Saturday .. ! ! 🙏 😁 ✌ Love you sister .. ! ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nick please don't abandon me ! I'm now being threatened with assault by pepperami only wilbur can save me #scared", "context": ["@USER please help ! ! My colleague is cross with me for saying her fav singer looks like a pepperami . Could she have a wilbur please xx", "@USER That depends on who the singer is Alan ? 🎤 🐧 ^ Nick", "@USER Daniel gillies not a singer as I assumed cos he reminded me of George Michael . Apparently another bad compassion help Me please !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We ’ re obsessed here with doing a good job and providing the best service and quality of labels for our customers . We ’ re lucky that the team all pull in the same direction .", "context": ["Welcome to #MIBHour , where we have a news story every ten minutes ! Be sure to submit your #UKmfg related questions and replies to this thread ( for easier visibility ) with the #MIBhour hashtag 🇬 🇧 ", "@USER @USER @USER Our first #MIBhour question today comes from who wants to know how long you have been championing Made in Britain ! Submit your answers ( and any photos ) to this thread and dont forget to include #MIBHour in your tweets ! ", "@USER @USER @USER ' What do you have an obsession about in your business ? ' ~ #MIBhour Submit your answer with #MIBHour in this post ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER that is weak , so instead of doing what's right he didn't want 2 rock the boat ? Thats not #leadership", "context": ["“ We are not subversives [ ... ] We are struggling to change this country b / c we love it . ” - Grace Lee Boggs #FeelTheBern … ", "@USER @USER respect 2 u . Unfortunately @USER is a #sellout who could've taken a stand instead he took the #clintoncash", "@USER @USER @USER We look at differently . He was permitted to run in Dem Primary if kept his promise to support winner .", "@USER @USER @USER yeah & stood by after it was proven the #DNC & #Hillary rigged it , that's just pathetic .", "@USER @USER @USER by doing so so late , that was a sure thing to divide the vote ... it was unfortunately just too late ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes & they never forgot we #rescued them - loving & #grateful . Found starving on Boxing Day in a big hole in churchyard in Kildare", "context": ["When I smashed my shoulder 3yrs ago my #rescuedog Flotsam never left my side . Normally very bouncy dog measured her … ", "When my son was recovering from life-threatening accident her brother Jetsam never left his side either.Dogs have a … ", "@USER what an amazing pair of dogs ! how blessed you were to have them ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER WordPress fan here too #interiorschat - it also gives me a real sense of accomplishment , to have created the site and built it up from scratch", "context": ["A4 . Blogging is more relevant than ever . It gives you a platform to showcase your knowledge and skills . It has massive potential to grow your email list , improve your SEO and get more clients on autopilot . #interiorschat ", "@USER I hope it ’ s still relevant . We control our own little space there . If Instagram goes down then where would we be ? ! I still get visitors and I ’ m intending to get back on the blog wagon this year after a slack few months #interiorschat", "@USER @USER Hear , hear ! If Insta goes down , so do the 99 % of IG-only ' blogging ' individuals . I'm a true fan of the traditional Wordpress blogging"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The Obama / John Kerry , France , Russia , The EU , and China way ( P5 + 1 ) . 10 years of hard fought negotiations for an Iran nuclear deal is the reason Gen . Qassim Suleimani was not harmed . Trump doesn ’ t know what he is doing 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️ @USER #factcheck ", "context": ["This is the kind of Sanctuary City I can support with all my heart . ", "@USER While supporting a president that promoted a war that would kill millions of babies and the women who carry them 😂 #Hypocrite", "@USER @USER To promote a war , doesn ’ t the war kind of have to have actually happened ? Curious you used the word “ would ” , because the reality is it did not . I prefer reality myself . Try it , you might like it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 Confessing , repenting , and remaining free of sin , brings a person God ’ s Love unless The Door has been shut on them . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 The Spiritual explanation for cancer appearing in people . A message of Hope . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Sinning isn ’ t acceptable in God ’ s Eyes . It ’ s Written in The Word . There are many people who regularly consume this Book , yet they continue to sin . It ’ s acceptable to them . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God regularly pours out His Wrath against people to punish them for sinning . He doesn ’ t enjoy doing this . It ’ s God ’ s Wrath that causes cancer to appear in a person . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Sinning happens nearly everywhere . As a result , Wrath is poured out nearly everywhere . That ’ s why cancer is such a common ailment . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 However , cancer doesn ’ t always appear after Wrath is poured out . That ’ s why cancer isn ’ t everywhere that sin is . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God ’ s Love keeps a person who is free of cancer from having it . God ’ s Love can remove cancer from a person who has it . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER we will never be like them as we have a very big #ocean between us . Keep spreading #fear", "context": ["Only 9-15 % of immigrants to 🇨 🇦 are given a face-to-face interview . This has to change ! When I'm PM this will increase dramatically . #cpcldr", "@USER well you won't be PM so we don't have to #worrry about it do we #mini #Trump", "@USER @USER @USER What is Leitch looking for ? The Canadian white supremacists , alt-right , KKK , Nazi ?", "@USER @USER @USER just to save the lives of our people / culture . so we dont end up like France , Germany , UK ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow . That ’ s so many layers of what ? ! It ’ s that weird behaviour when they think we ’ ll be glad for their interaction which “ benevolently ” recognises our disability . Like “ I see you disabled person , I ’ ll just let you know that , cause I ’ m so ”", "context": ["The \" special \" voice that some people use with disabled people is infantilising and problematic . I am fortunate that I rarely get special-voiced at , but others like @USER get it all the time and it's not OK . ", "@USER @USER Ahhh the special voice ... SO SLOW AND SO LOUD", "@USER @USER @USER and the sing-sing voice that waitstaff and shop assistants do to wheelchair users ...", "@USER @USER @USER And all the pet name stuff . “ Love , darling , sweetie ” & the “ bless yous ” .", "@USER @USER @USER For me as a visually impaired person people often will take hold of me as they talk . They rub or pat my arms with the cooing & baby voice . So it layers up the patronising with extra creepy & intrusive .", "@USER @USER @USER I was sat on a train platform minding my own business when a member of staff asked if I was ok , it ’ s fine , it ’ s their job . Before I could respond someone started taking over . Staff : are you ok ? Me : yeah fine thanks . Them : oh good I was just going to ask . Staff : are you with her ?", "@USER @USER @USER Oh my Lord ... when I was in Australia for Christmas I got the train to visit my cousin ... three times I was asked by a stranger if they could carry my bag for me — nope — a lady came up to me to ask me if people ever asked about my leg — what ? ! ? — many #Ableist moments that day 😣"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER he had options I donated 2 him & he sold out , he's just a snake oil salesman #disgrace", "context": ["The Democratic Party has to be focused on grassroots America and not wealthy people attending cocktail parties .", "@USER @USER Bernie , you should have gone Green , instead of joining corrupt Clinton Democrats . Wall Street loved Hillary .", "@USER @USER agreed but @USER is a total #sellout ! Had plenty of options , even after evidence of the rigged primary .", "@USER @USER @USER understand the frustration ... we supported him BEFORE he announced . We urged him to go ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER what's the point of calling us then and making agreements of payment if 24h later you cancel them anyway ! ! ? ?", "context": ["@USER Hi , McBrigand . How is this a lie ? Please let us know so we can assist you further ^ DC", "@USER 2/2 was made & we agreed 2 sort the bill next after you stop service saying £ 180 credit does not apply", "@USER If there was an overdue balance on the account then your services could still be suspended due to non payment ^ DC"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER One family prove it in video dummy cobra #qanon wife manifest something You cant in platforms Blocked your retweet", "context": ["General Randone has now deleted his Tweets , deleted his video , ordered people in Awesemo slack to not like my Hitler video , and last minute no showed today ’ s pod . He is a lying fraud . I will be there tomorrow and I will do this fight if he will . ", "@USER Imagine if you took all the time you spent fishing for likes on twitter and used it to actually get good at dfs", "@USER @USER Good at dfs I thought is was just luck"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Awww cool ! ! Thanks a million for adding my song Angerville on your playlist ! ! ! and #grateful 🤘 😎 🤘", "context": ["New Year . New Ears . Send me your #music for this #spotify #playlist with the sweet @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for asking much appreciated , here it is ! 🤘 😎 🤘 #newmusic #NowPlaying ", "@USER @USER @USER I see where I've gone wrong . You've already been added . 😊 It's poorly worded ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Some Fires in SA ? ? = #SERIOUSLY ? ? 72 homes + 400 Structures + 227 Vehicles Almost HALF of KI now in ashes Not a lot happening in WA ? ? = ? ? 40,000 HECTARES Gone", "context": ["' The world is utterly perplexed ' : As Australia burns , is our reputation at risk ? via @USER", "@USER @USER But Australian is not burning . Some parts of it are . ", "@USER @USER Just to give a demonstration of the Fire effects in Australia compared to land mass in USA = ", "@USER @USER Perhaps . But wording is important . There's a big difference between \" Australia burns \" and \" Parts of Australia are burning \" . Even this latter one presents problems . It's probably better to say that there are many bush fires on the east coast of Australia .", "@USER Doesn't seem to be a lot happening in WA . Some fires in SA . Perhaps one could add \" with some fires in 2 other states \" ? I don't know . \" Australia burns \" is just not right . It's altogether too sensationalist ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Happy Friday & Weekend Christi #bff & all my dear friends ! I caught the most #sunset last night ! 🙏 🏼 ☺ ️ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hi Dear friends The early bird eats much , so if you do the right thing at the right time , definitely you will find the right result at the right time . Good Morning ", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Kalim n Christi and friends ! Happy Thursday everyone ! #sweetchristi #BabyGo #Friendship ", "@USER @USER @USER Have a great day Kalim n Baby n all 😃 👍 💚 #GoldenHearts #Gerrinnesmac #BabyGo ", "@USER @USER @USER True it is enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today not dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon Abraham Lincoln said \" most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be . \" Happiness is from within ; it is not a matter of externals . ", "@USER @USER @USER Remember happiness doesn't depend on who you are or what you have ; it depends solely upon what you think Dale Carnegie #quote #happiness ", "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely our life is what our thoughts make it . If we think happy thoughts , we will be happy . If we think miserable thoughts , we will be miserable . ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning my dear friend wishing you a fabulous Friday keep safe blessings to you ", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Derek ! Thanks for the well wishes ! Safe day for all ! 👋 😃 ", "@USER @USER @USER A lovely and safe weekend for you , Jill ! Live like it's heaven on earth , friends . #JovialJill #BabyGo #Gerrinesmac ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning ! A smile for you , smile for me , a smile for all humanity . 😊 🌐 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Anything text me . If u feel uncomfortable at that moment just text me bb ill right there 4 u #sisterhood #swag #friendship", "context": ["I think about this everyday and it gives me mad anxiety because his entire family are at sabah and like i can understand bahasa sabah but they speak bahasa bajau and ive \" met \" some of them and they have HEAVY accents HAJSJJmsmsjdjsjsj thats what i fear . Im gonna be so lost ", "@USER I feel like each couples ive met struggle with something babe . This is one of yours ! Even if you would be lost , he would be there for you & some of his relatives would def be speaking non-sabahan language with you 🥰", "@USER I know they would hahaha but the thing ive noticed most about sabahans they really like making fun of the kl accent so i just know im gonna get alot of that bsnsjsjsjdj . Also being the only one who isnt from there and not of the same religion ? Whew talk abt out of place 🥴", "@USER Babe , you're out of your comfort zone , thats growth baby ! Take everything with optimism . Just dont get too uncomfortable ! I love you baby , you got this ! 🥰"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Should be counted as lessons , and not failures ... as I review my journey . In 25 years , #IAm still an advocate for children . I just expanded my view to all of #Humanity . A golden child , of 83 yrs young . She is my favorite . ijs ... count it all ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hello Jill , Sathie , Donna , Diane , Gerry , Christi , Carlos , Terrie , Adele , Cynthia , Lee Mam , Baby , Merry , Doug , Astrid , Sky , Jon , Sikandar , Kalim & all friends . Much love , peace and happiness for an amazing week ahead 🌟 🎶 ✨ 🎊 🎉 #mondaythoughts #quote #GoldenHearts ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy first monday of this year Kamla and all friends . Follow the sun . 🌞 #mondaythoughts #GoldenHearts #friends ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy monday and new week Donna and friends . Time to swing into another new week of life . May it be an awesome start . Live , laugh and love . Do something that makes your heart sing . 🐦 🎶 Enjoy . ", "@USER @USER @USER How cute is this picture and All Blessings ", "@USER @USER @USER 🏵 ️ Happy monday Merry Crystal . 🏵 ️ 🏵 ️ Have a beautiful week . 🏵 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER A beautiful week to you Lavette and all , make it awesome 😉 🎋 ✨ 🎶 🍃 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Same here @USER STM #Houston young priest on fire ! And some 1 mentioned to me he likes certain sodas and pistachios . So everytime I am at a place it has his soda / pistachios I buy it for him and leave it at the rectory with a small note . He is loved and prayed for . He is walking", "context": ["AWESOME EVERLASTING UNCHANGING TRUTH ... as you receive the Body & Blood of Jesus Christ at Holy Mass today believe & know that you receive the VERY SAME LORD whose BODY was washed in the Jordan river by John . He is still damp with river water as He feeds you & gives you strength .", "@USER Amen ! Beautiful homily by my parish priest at 7am mass this morning .", "@USER Praise the Lord ... thank him and encourage him ... these are hard days for our beloved priests", "@USER Yes ! My parish is blessed w / 2 new priests ; 33 yr old pastor & my fav 38 yr old priest . Holy , reverent good men ! Unfortunately , the parishioners don ’ t get how lucky we r . They think they ’ re Pharisees ; not tax collectors.Didn ’ t realize I was starving until he fed me with his homilies !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Same here @USER STM #Houston young priest on fire ! And some 1 mentioned to me he likes certain sodas and pistachios . So everytime I am at a place it has his soda / pistachios I buy it for him and leave it at the rectory with a small note . He is loved and prayed for . He is walking", "context": ["AWESOME EVERLASTING UNCHANGING TRUTH ... as you receive the Body & Blood of Jesus Christ at Holy Mass today believe & know that you receive the VERY SAME LORD whose BODY was washed in the Jordan river by John . He is still damp with river water as He feeds you & gives you strength .", "@USER Amen ! Beautiful homily by my parish priest at 7am mass this morning .", "@USER Praise the Lord ... thank him and encourage him ... these are hard days for our beloved priests", "@USER Yes ! My parish is blessed w / 2 new priests ; 33 yr old pastor & my fav 38 yr old priest . Holy , reverent good men ! Unfortunately , the parishioners don ’ t get how lucky we r . They think they ’ re Pharisees ; not tax collectors.Didn ’ t realize I was starving until he fed me with his homilies !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , you are your own MC . That ’ s isn ’ t it ? ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Julianna ! My MC's first name : T A L I A", "@USER @USER @USER Oh thanks ! My MC is : D R E W Sorry if you ’ re already tagged !", "@USER @USER @USER Thx AJ ! One of mine is : R U N E", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks MC of your current WIP and Tag someone cool for every letter . C A R S A N", "@USER @USER @USER I do self help so I guess my MC is R E X A P O L L O "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER oh yea misery loves company , I will not join or validate his hatred . I choose . I wish him to understand one day .", "context": ["Tried to have a real convo with avid Trump supporter @USER , called me an idiot then promptly deleted his tweets . Hate has no point", "@USER @USER I saw that he called you that . But that's what they always resort to . #", "@USER @USER yup no point , just filled with hate and thinks it's other people's fault . Personal problem .", "@USER @USER now ppl like him will feel emboldened to keep spreading hate bc the man they elected does so so freely"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Humans a lot this word . We must admit .", "context": ["We were going to avoid social media on January 31 2020 , but we have had a superior idea . From 00.01 am until 11.59 pm , we will post no words . Only pictures of the EU flag . If enough follow suit , this should cause at least three racist aneurysms and a dozen or so coronaries . ", "It is decided . January 31 2020 is hereby designated Blue Flag Day . For me , anyway .", "* Messages in Morse code spelled out with EU flag emojis are permitted"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol are all 3 of you in your profile pic wearing the same sunglasses ? Did you go shopping together ?", "context": ["Croatia bucks wider European trend , elects left-leaning president over conservative incumbent . ", "@USER Watch the Country turn into Sweden , Germany or UK sh * t holes now from Lefty UN agendas .", "@USER @USER @USER This has about as much depth as “ ok boomer ” . Both could be summed up to mean “ errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ”", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m an indigenous Canadian , you fit that profile more than I do skippy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 3rd #Sunset of 2020 & 1st pic 2 share with U ladies ! , isn ’ t it ? 😇 🙏 💒 🌄 🌅 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #HappyBirthday 2 : the #Original voice of #AshKetchum in the ! Proud 2 have her & the rest of the main cast this past ! 😎 😉 👍 ✌ ️ 🌎 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER This #ThrowbackThursday goes 2 : a #Parody #Sketch of . Whether or not U ’ ve seen , Alex was phenomenal during her time on the show . 🙂 👍 🏻 ✌ 🏻 ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Just watched the #Original #FamilyGuy #Christmas on DVD box set . Best part was when Lois went crazy . Gr8 episode whether or not U ladies seen it . 🙂 👍 🏻 👌 🏻 ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER doesn ’ t know it yet , but she ’ s been #Verified on #Twitter . Hopefully , she ’ ll find out , as she ’ s often #OffTheGrid . Nika ’ s finally earned her blue badge . 😎 👍 💪 👊 ✌ ️ ‍ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #GoodNews : my advance 2 the #Playoffs ... but #BadNews : my lost their 3 game ... all on last plays of those games . 2 ... again . I mayB happy ... but I ’ m not . Seeing UR fave teams lose by mere points on last play of game is . ", "@USER @USER @USER #30YearsAgo #OnThisDay : premiered on ( as a TV series ) with its #ChristmasSpecial ! Time sure flies fast , does it ? Any 1 seen the premiere in its initial airing ? 😎 😉 👍 💪 👊 ️ ️ ️ ️ 3 ️ ⃣ 0 ️ ⃣ ", "@USER @USER @USER There was a bird in the office of the Westley rest stop this morning B4 work 2day . 📱 📸 🐦 ☑ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Just saw #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker 2day ! Won ’ t giveaway any spoilers 2U ladies ! #StarWars 😎 😉 👍 💪 👊 ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #HappyBirthday 2 : the voice of #WakkoWarner in #Animaniacs ! , Jess ! Have a “ Faboo-lous ” day ! 😎 😉 👍 🏻 💪 ", "@USER @USER @USER Last #Sunrise & #Sunset of 2019 & the 2010s #decade ! The roaring 2020s awaits ! , ladies ! { MMXX } 😇 🙏 💒 👏 🙌 ", "@USER @USER @USER Here ’ s the #NFL #Playoffs bracket 4 #NFL100 season . My have won the & advantage , claiming the 1 seed on the NFC division this year . 😎 👍 🏻 💪 🏻 ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I know , I'm seriously worried about security now - plans to move our industry to Switzerland are needed methinks #scared", "context": ["This is actually terrifying , can't believe this is actually possible never mind actually happening !", "@USER Unbelievable ! I'm not sure if I'm actually having a nightmare , or if is this really happening !", "@USER I'm completely dumbfounded , I don't recognise the world this year"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Perfume bottle cuteness . Wear the perfect perfume while you dismantel our dystopian society #marieantoinette #jewelry #earrings", "context": ["Eat the Rich in 2020 in these adorable , kitschy cake earrings from the Marie Antoinette collection ! ! #earrings #jewelry #marieantoinette", "Look how cute these ones are ! The pearly green 😍 🍰 🍧 #jewelry #earrings #marieantoinette", "A little Imelda Demarcos decadence right here for the Marie Antoinette collection . Sparkly pink stilettos , so you can step on your enemies in style . Only $ 6 ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #Radicalism divides & #fear of Trump has made emotional reactionism in the left that drove ( & continues to drive ) moderates away .", "context": ["For the past couple years , #liberals have been trying to match #radical right extremism instead of countering it with unity and love .", "@USER Yes , #America has a radical left , and they are important , but the majority of our country are #moderates .", "@USER Think of it like the Kinsey scale , if you will . Yes , there are 1s and 6s , but most people are 2-5 .", "@USER Even on the right , there are shades of right . You've heard ppl who say \" Trump doesn't mean it , \" well , they believe that .", "@USER These ppl are , for the sake of metaphor , the \" 2s and 3s . \" They are not asympathetic , but they have beliefs that are more", "@USER strongly aligned with the right than the left . These are the ppl the left drove away through #progressivism and #radicalization .", "@USER President Obama has many strengths , but his greatest is his patience with emotional extremism . ( Remembe … ", "@USER This is what has unified the #left for so long . This is what drew the \" political Kinsey \" moderate 3s and 4s to the left , twice ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "( 4 of 4 Tweets ) @USER , @USER & Pat , your success in leadership is ours and the people ’ s . Lastly , I wish to offer my heartfelt gratitude to the voters of District E for entrusting me to serve our community once again . #Service #Onward ", "context": ["On Jan . 2 , we the @USER , as well as the @USER School Committee & the @USER Committee , were sworn into our respective public offices for the next 2 years . It was an evening of warm regard , collegial conversation & a shared sense of hope ... ( 1/4 Tweets ) ", "( 2/4 Tweets ) As for me , I ’ m bullish on our city ’ s future , am confident and look forward to it being a productive term . A term providing District E with effective representation of it ’ s priorities , and collectively working towards greater accomplishment for our city & her people . ", "( 3 of 4 Tweets ) Congrats & best wishes to my good friends : @USER who was re-elected as City Council President , @USER newly elected as our City Council Vice President , as well as my District E partner Patricia Mariano who was elected as School Cmte . Vice Chair . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "4 / ... I am one with you & you are one with me Life is beautiful & you are beautiful too Trust the universe , the universal truth #ayahuasca #ayahuascaceremony #ayahuascavisions @USER", "context": ["I took this video outside of my room , the morning after our last #ayahuasca ceremony My intention going to Peru was to face my fear of death & to connect with my grandparents , Steve Montador , Ray Emery & gain #understanding & #peace with where they may b ... ", "2 / ... I was able to communicate with my grandparents in each of the ceremonies & with Ray & Steve in the last The overwhelming feeling I came away with is that of unconditional love , that they r still guiding me , they r at peace & I saw them as the best versions of themselves ...", "3 / ... My grandmother didn ’ t have #Alzheimer ’ s Steve wasn ’ t suffering from #CTE Ray was beaming with light & positive energy What a blessing this trip was 4 me Now that I have faced my fear of death / received understanding , I can live my life fully engaged in the present moment"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Let ’ s make the process visible , not hidden away in Industry or Capital-land . Or politics . Pull back the curtain , show your folks how this happens . THEN we can get to changing ourselves , which will change the world . Thank you . #art #cartoon #cartoonistsunite / end", "context": ["Invitation to every cartoonist I have ever known , read , seen , worked with - to draw explainers on petroleum and petrochemicals and making visible what we ’ re * really * up against in changing our world / thread #MondayMotivation #art #cartoons 1 / x ", "We can ’ t change what we don ’ t understand . When the Santa Barbara oil spill happened in the 60s , the line between black goo and dead animals and befouled beaches was easy . And Earth Day happened . 2 / x", "But now , we ’ re in with this stuff deeper than we know . We ’ re burning fossil fuels all over everything . The majority is transport . But it ’ s practically every product , and its manufacture , and its packaging , that we use . 3 / x", "And yeah , transporting this stuff all over the place . That Amazon box ? Petrochemicals on like three or more different levels . 4 / x", "Cartoonists are masters at paring down , at telling stories with just a few lines . Please , if you ’ re a cartoonist , would you draw a little something ? Here ’ s a fantastic Canadian page for source material : 5 / x"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Is this you indirectly askin me out for a pint ?", "context": ["‘ You ’ re a student ? ’ . Well yeah , actually I am . Apparently you shouldn ’ t be a student if you ’ re in your 30s according to this bus driver 🥴", "@USER It ’ s ok , you ’ re younger than me . 35 in June 🥴 🥺", "@USER Wind it in . You ’ d still have a pint with me so 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER MEMBER FOR LIFE .. ☠ ☠ ☠ 👣 👣 thanks to PJ Vann for taking that in LaFollette TN last year during the Christmas parade ! !", "context": ["@USER AWESOME PICTURE MY OLD FRIEND ! ! I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN TO SEE AN OCEAN ... CANT WAIT UNTIL I CAN ... GOT A BUNCH OF FAKES AND ONE HECK IF AN IDEA FOR @USER I told Jill about . and gotta a surprise coming soon on my YouTube channel . WHAT ABOUT THEM @USER .. lol 🤣 ☠ ☠", "@USER @USER @USER NOW WHO WOULDN'T LOVE THESE TWO MEN ... BOTH WITH HEARTS OF GOLD ! ! ! MUCH LOVE AND APPRECIATION FROM GOOD OLD MUHLENBERG COUNTY KY . I was sick during the Ky COUNTRY music association competition . ", "@USER @USER @USER BUT I DID 3 YEARS IN A ROW WIN the Horizon award for Female Vocalist of the year and Entertainer of the year . Been chatting with on Facebook ... such a DARLING FRIEND OF ALL IF OURS ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I will create watercolor #portrait designs for you . Check out my works & Contact me : ", "context": ["BREAKING : Iran says its uranium enrichment work will have no limitations - report ", "BREAKING : Iran rolls back nuke deal commitments , vows to enrich uranium based on its tech needs – report ", "BREAKING : Iran says it will return to nuke deal commitments if sanctions lifted "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🤣 🤣 🤣 not if I get rid of YOU first ! 🤣 🤣", "context": ["Well hello there . I see you , I see you like to cook . And i like to eat . You chose a meaty cheesy dish almost like you what I like .. this challenge is perfect , every challenge has lead to this . To me knowing about YOU . ", "@USER Eeeeee okay YOU have tossed ! Lol ... However I will kindly ask YOU to not chuff my Ozzband like this abeg ooooo 🤣 🤣 🤣 . Joe doesn ’ t know what he is doing to us mwebantu #YOU", "@USER 🤣 😂 😂 😂 but in the spirit and nature of joe . I have to get rid of YOU ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Identify something you are doing for selfish reasons . How can Jesus make that into something pure and beautiful ? #Purify #Jesus #Faith", "context": ["Scripture : You are those who justify yourselves before men , but God knows your hearts . For what is exalted among men is an abomination in the sight of God . Luke 16:15 #Scripture #Heart #Bible", "Prayer : Lord , You know our hearts and our deepest thoughts , we thank You for Your mercy and forgiveness of our sinful thinking . Help us to avoid the exalted lies of man and seek only truth in You . Amen #Pray #Prayer #Mercy", "Application : It is in our nature to seek the approval of others , but it is important to know that God knows your heart . To “ do the right thing ” with a deceitful or selfish heart may make your resume look nice , but you can ’ t lie to God . You have to actually love Him ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May ALL the people of #God be blessed by knowing the wisdom of His from today going forward ... #Depression #Prayer", "context": ["LOVE IS THE KEY TO GOD . GOD IS THE KEY TO LOVE . Anna Stach ", "@USER Very simply put the of #CHRIST #JESUS is the last going forward for us ALL today !", "@USER PRAYERS TO GOD MOVE THE MONTAINS & CHANGE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE TO THE BEST VERSION OF THE PUREST MIRACLE.REWARD HUMBLE HEART ABUNDANTLY BY GOD'S GRACE & HIS MERCY IN HIS MULTITUDE OF THE PLENTITUDE OF BLESSINGS . LET GOD HEAL EVERY SITUATION OF YOUR LIFE.BLESSED WEEKEND OF LOVE . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER A 3d view of the #ViedmaGlacier , Lake #Viedma , Southern #Patagonian Ice Field , in 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 Credits : / ", "context": ["Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : The #Shiveluch in , Credits : @USER / @USER ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : Two beautiful views of a Raikoke #Volcano ash , Kuril Islands , Sea of , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Image : #Wildfire near Lake Echo , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER @USER #LakeMichigan and #Chicago during a cold #weather period at the end of January 2019 ( credits : / ) 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 ", "@USER @USER @USER Wonderful example of lake-effect snow at Lake Michigan and Lake Huron in January 2019 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 ( credits : / ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Floods hit #Queensland , #Australia , in January and February 2019 . These images compare the situation before and during the #floods . ” 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 ", "@USER @USER @USER Quite a beautiful view of the #Pyrenees , #France , #Spain , , with cover in February 2019 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 Credits : / "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER the only thing we have to #fear is fear itself .", "context": ["It's important that we show President Trump & the republicans the same respect and cooperation that they showed President Obama .", "@USER The sad part of all this is that Trump showed us that going high makes us feel good but is ultimately ineffective .", "@USER it's not ineffective at all . Cynicism gets us nowhere .", "@USER Not effective ? The GOP just gained more governmental power than they've had in almost 90 yrs . & they'r picking the new sc justice"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER IF ITS TEN THOUSAND HOURSSSS OR THE REST OF MY LIFE #10000 lyrics #iheartawards IM GONNA LVOE YOU @USER", "context": ["WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU DREAMIN ? #10000Hours #BestLyrics #iHeartAwrads @USER", "@USER @USER I ’ d spend ten thousand hours and ten thousand more #10000Hours #BestLyrics #iHeartAwards", "@USER @USER IF THATS WHAT IT TAKESSSS TO LEARN THAT SWEET HEART OF YOURSSS #10000hours #bestlyrics #iheartawards @USER", "@USER @USER OH I MIGHT NEVER GET THERE BUT IM GONNA TRY #10000Hours #BestLyrics #iHeartAwards"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Please don ’ t sick the dogs on me I ’ m just a local ! Not the 40 followers from a dude with in his bio !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER So he turned his read notifications off before reading a joke he didn ’ t know existed", "@USER @USER @USER He could have it off permanently , not just “ before reading his DMs ” and if someone dms you and they don ’ t follow you , twitter even says “ this user will not be notified you read his message unless you respond . ” It ’ s not that hard to comprehend ", "@USER @USER @USER So a dude with 65k followers is scrolling through poaching DMs 🤣 aight lmao", "@USER @USER @USER I know pornstars with 300k followers and they check their dms all the time lmaooo . Y ’ all defending an unoriginal account . Lmao locals", "@USER @USER @USER Hey you ’ re the one that knows pornstars bro why are you stopping to comment in local threads", "@USER @USER @USER Just correcting ignorance . Because people can hide their read receipts ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER WHY u RETWEET @USER @USER #lies #hate . Why dont u all follow #DalaiLama's advice ? … ", "context": ["@USER using #dalailama as a pretext to defend @USER ' - paid-by - #CCP-sect is not going to help . @USER ", "@USER Who is paying u 2 #harass us w / #hatespeech & #falseaccusation daily ? Ubreach @USER rules … ", "@USER < < a Pseudo-pastor of FAKE lama @USER uses @USER to convert people in her corrupt #sect for money < < _"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , we hate America . You nailed it . And Trump genuinely cares about the #Deplorables . What else have you uncovered ? Trump doesn ’ t lie ? Ukraine helped Hillary in 2016 ? Obama is from Kenya ? HRC plotted a coup from a Pizza Parlor after she offed Seth Rich ?", "context": ["“ Trump ’ s Benghazi ” was handled with decisive action , like an actual leader would respond . The response ( since they actually bothered to respond , unlike Obama / Crooked ) was really the anti-Benghazi response ! You ’ re welcome . ", "@USER Why weren't the Marines already there , seems grossly understaffed , mismanaged , and otherwise completely derelict of duty . #ImpeachAndRemove", "@USER @USER Right ! Obama should have been #impeachedandremoved . Unlike President Trump ; Obama gave a stand down order and refused to send the Marines . Obama was a traitor who , like all you libturds , hated America", "@USER @USER And lookie here , your hero Obama had the leader of this assault on our embassy as a guest . #DemocratsHateAmerica #DemocratPartyOfTreason #TreasonousPOS "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Body is purified by water , self is purified by tears , intellect is purified by knowledge , and the soul is purified with #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER If we all do one random act of #kindness daily , we just might set the #world in the right direction . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER You are a child of #God . You are wonderfully made , dearly loved , and precious in his sight . Before #God made you , he knew you . There is no one else like you ! #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER You don't need to validate you . You are beautifully made you are child of God . Live the life the way that is right to you . Celebrate ur uniqueness . Know that you matter you are special you are important you are loved you are needed . Don't let anyone tell you be different .", "@USER @USER @USER YOU are your own creator of your own garden . Plant #kindness and #compassion . Water with and And you will enjoy all the days of your ", "@USER @USER @USER Listen to the sound within silence Feel the movement within stillness Know the unity within soulitude #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER The most valuable real estate is the space you occupy in others people ’ s heart #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Our greatest strength lies in the gentleness and tenderness of our #heart #Rumi #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER An awake #heart is like a sky that pours #light #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER is not an emotion , it is your very existance #Rumi #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m in the moment and the moment is #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER Amen 🙏 I believe 💜 Thank you Earth Angel for your LOVE and light-work ☀ ️ 🌞 Wish you a great and fulfilling year and always , where get to see your impact ( ripple ) and look back and say Abba , Father , look what you've done thru me 💗 #KeepShining ️", "@USER @USER @USER Follow the path your #heart has embraced and you ’ ll arrive at the place your #soul calls home #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I ’ m going to hate-watch this entire show like I did the first time around", "context": ["Ugh i didn ’ t know what to watch so I started You season 2 ... and how did she get so close and friendly with him so fast ? ? ?", "How did this all happen in the first episode ?", "How does he build a glass box wherever he goes ? ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER An automatic smile generator , . Unconditional and #Kindness always rocks my world in the #Positives . Thank you . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good morning Angie 🌞 ☕ 💝 Thank you for thinking of me . Wishing you and all pals mentioned a good weekend 🦋 🌹 Richest blessings ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning blessings to all , . Stay safe and warm . #BeBlessed and enjoy the weekend ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Goodmorning Cynthia .. ! ! 😘 😘 Have a beautiful and blessed Saturday .. ! ! 🙏 😁 ✌ Love you sister .. ! ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Never let anyone stop you from wearing pink 🦄 🌺 #earrings #pink #jewelry", "context": ["Eat the Rich in 2020 in these adorable , kitschy cake earrings from the Marie Antoinette collection ! ! #earrings #jewelry #marieantoinette", "Look how cute these ones are ! The pearly green 😍 🍰 🍧 #jewelry #earrings #marieantoinette", "A little Imelda Demarcos decadence right here for the Marie Antoinette collection . Sparkly pink stilettos , so you can step on your enemies in style . Only $ 6 ! ", "Perfume bottle cuteness . Wear the perfect perfume while you dismantel our dystopian society #marieantoinette #jewelry #earrings", "Like green ? Here's to more green in nature and less in the pockets of the corrupt upper classes ! ! #jewelry #earrings #environmentalism", "Floral , flirty , and ready to destroy the powers that be ! ! #EatTheRich #jewelry #earrings"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Billy Graham ’ s granddaughter said it best : God judges our entire existence based on how we love Him and how we love other people . And to me that means deeds . Not words . Not believing in silly apparitions or Old Testament tribal mumbo jumbo . #science #tolerance", "context": ["Why would God make women so damn attractive if he didn ’ t want me to be a lesbian ? ", "@USER Why would God say in the bible ( Old and New Testament ) homosexuality is a sin if it wasn't ?", "@USER @USER Why would the Bible say a man can murder his daughter if she sleeps with somebody or is pregnant out of wedlock , if he can ’ t ? Modern day rules preventing fathers from killing their daughters are sinful .", "@USER @USER If you really want to learn about God , start with researching the resurrection of Christ . If Christ rose from the dead , then no better reason to believe or to worship . If he didn't then Chris is a fraud ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow , the power of social media ! Hope you two stay connected . #resilience #living", "context": ["I was born with a rare Neuromuscular condition called Nemaline Myopathy . When I was a baby , the Doctors told my parents that I'd only survive a year . Today is my 45th birthday . It would really mean a lot to me if I got birthday greetings from around the World . Thank you .", "@USER Wow Ryan . Not sure you remember me but we were often admitted together at @USER I remember your room across from the nurses station on the 4th floor . I was only supposed to live a few months or years too ! We showed them ! I want to wish you a very happy birthday ! ! !", "@USER @USER I remember you well , and have thought about you . Great to see you on here . Thank you for reaching out to me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is just a preview of everything we have in store for the BSHS's first digital conference ! Papers will be tweeted out from on 12th Feb 💚 EVERYONE is welcome to participate ! 💚 Follow along & join the conversation #BSHSGlobalHist", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER will show how locals were essential in the process of 18-19 thC British appropriation of knowledge on Chinese flora & traditional medicine in Guangzhou , a city linked w / #global networks , the only part of Chinese territory available to Westerners #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER At 17:10 you can hear from about ' Complexities Around Translating Scientific Knowledge in 19th Century British India ' #ScienceInUrdu #BSHSGlobalHist ", "@USER @USER @USER 1844 : Sayyid Ahmad Khan published an Urdu translation of a Persian text on mechanics . 1864 : he founded The Scientific Society & focus shifted from Persian to English texts . translations were still in Urdu - Why ? #ScienceInUrdu #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER 17:35 GMT - will bring us : ' What is Global Nuclear Culture ? Understanding Nuclear Energy ' #NuclearEnergyCulture #BSHSGlobalHist ", "@USER @USER @USER extends Jeff Hughes ’ 2012 question ‘ What is British #nuclearculture ? ’ through a study of the transnational conception of #HenryMoore ’ s Anglo-American bronze #NuclearEnergy & its global circulation & reception", "@USER @USER @USER At 18:00 GMT will focus on #BigHistory with ' Big History Meets the History of Science ' #BigHSTM #BSHSGlobalHist ", "@USER @USER @USER Presents a critique of “ Big History ” from the perspectives of history of science and offers a counterproposal inspired by the History Manifesto , and evaluates some strengths of Big History as promoted by its supporters . #BigHSTM #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER 18:25 GMT - will present : ' No Lustmord Please , We're British ! The Whitechapel Murders and the Initial Reception of Richard von Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia sexualis ( 1886 ) in Britain ' #WhitechapelSexualis #BSHSGlobalHist ", "@USER @USER @USER will show how Krafft-Ebbing's treatise Psychopathia sexualis was introduced to Britain in 1888 by the London press as a means of taunting the medical establishment for its inability to explain #jacktheripper's state of mind 😱 #WhitechapelSexualis #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER At 18:50 will introduce : ' “ Their Clothing and Keeping : ” Insanity , dress , and institutional life in the United States ' #ClothingAndKeeping #MateriaMoral #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER Clothes worn on asylum wards reflected social hierarchies , medical belief , and daily needs . Safety pins , buttons , and fasteners excavated from an institutional dump highlight these intimate , bodily histories . 🗝 ️ 🧥 #ClothingAndKeeping #MateriaMoral #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER Museum folks should take note of these next few papers – How is nature put into boxes ? How do labels evolve ? What to do about lost objects ? Learn more on 12th Feb #BSHSGlobalHist #MuseumTwitter #MuseumsTwitter", "@USER @USER @USER At 19:15 GMT will explore #NatHistMuseums collections in ' Nature in Boxes ' #NatureInBoxes #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER Most 19thC #NatHistMuseums in Europe corresponded with & bought from naturalists , explorers , and traders . contrasts materials from different 🗃 ️ Archives to 🔦 reflect how Nature 🌿 💎 🦉 was put into & transformed into #MuseumSpecimens #NatureInBoxes", "@USER @USER @USER 19:40 GMT - will share ' Evolutions of Exhibition Text : Science and Technology Labels at National Museums Scotland ' #EvolvingLabels #BSHSGlobalHistory ", "@USER @USER @USER Exhibition labels provide a new way to explore the history of sci & tech engagement in museums through the unpacking of their content and contexts . will share examples from 150 years and 20,000+ labels at #EvolvingLabels #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER At 20:05 GMT you can hear from on ' Resurrecting Lost Objects in the Natural History Museum ' #ResurrectingObjects #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER Do #museums 🏛 ️ still need #objects ? How do we ✍ ️ #history of we don't have ? We work with dead people ; what about 💀 objects ? will share 🌟 examples from around the 🌎 of lost recovered from creative sources .", "@USER @USER @USER The final ' Twitter paper ' on 12th Feb will be at 20:30 GMT - but we hope the conversations keep going ! will share research on ' Building the Perfect Man ? Scientific Progress , Physical Culture & Personal Health in the Early 20thC ' #HomeExerciseHistory #BSHSGlobalHist", "@USER @USER @USER Studying personal exercise in the late 19th / early 20th C discusses the nexus between personal health and ideas of scientific progress through the use of home exercise equipment , primarily in Great Britain and the United States . #HomeExerciseHistory #BSHSGlobalHist"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ok gotcha you #agreed Ari looks so when #Sonny & r with her truly then they about 😢 💞", "context": ["Did ya'll see the new clues about the possible return of @USER 😆 😉 😜 😵", "\" @USER : @USER @USER came bk 2 Salem guess I was wrong #StupidWriters \" don't play with my #emotions like that", "@USER @USER #OMG wrong person I sent that tweet I think I was half asleep its meant 2 b 4 sonny #Sorry4TheMistake", "@USER @USER I was meannin hate it that they made sonny not being around wit his lil fam much #StupidWriters"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Whatev , all adds up to what's been going on ( world-wide ) for decades ! Bring down countries that have , to the levels of \" have not \" countries ! #CheapLabor Think it was a coincidence , not one \" New American \" coming to ND was from a Scandinavian country , NOT ONE ! ? #NDPOL", "context": ["Letter : Communities thrive when immigrants and refugees are welcomed ", "@USER Careful , @USER your fear , ignorance and loathing are showing ...", "@USER @USER Just common sense , w / o all the feelings . \" Leading \" feelings first ( in the name of fairness ) is the reason our dollar is worth half as much as post WWII . The reason there's not comfortable retirement forl all #Americans ! ? The reason we use #WindEnergy . Too #BoldStrategy ? ", "@USER @USER What you call common sense I call fear , ignorance and loathing . Potato , potahto .", "@USER @USER It's also why having a kid now costs the insured 5K , with #Insurance . That means the insured ( people playing by rules and laws ) can't afford to have multiple kids anymore ! ? Immigrants , especially illegals and \" refugees \" have all kinds of kids , paid for by the taxpayer ! ?", "@USER @USER That ’ s actually pretty much bullshit and you know it . Read up , Dude ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I just published the revised edition of my novel . It should go live on Amazon & other places later this week !", "context": ["@USER Hey Su , all going good w / the film project ? Dropped u email while back , don't know if ya got it . Lemme know if u need a ✋ 🏽", "@USER I thought i had replied ! So sorry ! Things are at kindof a standstill right now . I'll email you . How're things by you ?", "@USER All good ! Just checking on ya , yea fill me in when u have time . Things are gr8 , thnx , busy w gigs lined up 😎 . #knockonwood . You ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Wow ! Thank you , I'll take that ! ! Thought it was terrible , artistically , but you've made me feel really , thank you . The bravest bit for me was drawing in pen ie not being able to rub it out and start again xx", "context": ["Are you taking part in the #31DaysOfCreativity thanks to the lovely @USER ? ", "@USER @USER Hell yeah but I'm glad I didn't peek at all the other Day 2 drawings of #31DaysOfCreativity first otherwise I might not have posted my really bad drawings - #therearenowords ... which is good for the challenge but , sadly , sums up my drawing ability too lol ", "@USER @USER This is amazing ! Clear steps and lovely lines 👌 🏼"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER cheers bro my reciprocation have a great day #Peace & #Balance ", "context": ["live #streaming on #Twitch starting now & going till ... ? I'm a #TwitchAffiliate Got ? link @USER for for many FREEBIES as well as a FREE monthly SUB :) continuing come through y'all Happy Sunday Funday ! ", "@USER @USER @USER hey y'all #Sunday #PuffPuffPass #GoodVibes 🌿 🐝 💨 let's connect 💚 ✌ ️ ️ been MIA took a bit of a spill Winters are hard wanted to touch base let folks know I'm still kicking & to all Be Kind As Ya Flower Fam ", "@USER @USER @USER eyes watering from intense coughs airway's clearing well today :) #PuffPuffPass anyone ? it don't time out , so take ya time about connecting & spreading the #GoodVibes that come with & live at ", "@USER @USER @USER Hey bro 👋 😁 at work but I'll jump in as soon as I can . Hope everyone is having a good day ! ✌ 💚 💨 #StayLifted #staypositive #MuchLove", "@USER @USER @USER Dammit did it again I'm going to smoke more ", "@USER @USER @USER Lunch session ! 😁 Hope everyone is having a good day ! ✌ 💚 💨 #StayLifted #staypositive #MuchLove "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good morning Shikhar and all have a great day and stay safe & Prayers 💙 🧡 🧡 💛 ❤ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good morning Anna with love and prayers from India", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning Shikhar and all have a great day 💙 💛 💜 ❤ 💚", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning Anna and sending the positive energy and love from India as always"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , I hope you ❤ THIS and don't lose your ❤ . Yes , I am #OneProudMom ‼ NOW , ‼ 🎓 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER O no … .. I forgot 😲 ! I told mom n law I'll take her out 2 dinner tonight . I think it comes on at 9pm in my area . It's 4:15 now . Well b leaving soon . I'm going 2 go look up time now . Hopefully mom's not hungry ... pray everyone . Sorry mom , I love you 🙏 😏 🙃 ", "@USER @USER @USER I told mom my twitter friends r praying 4 u 2 eat fast so I don't miss America's Top Dog 🤣 The Lord is good , I made it home 😊 It will b on at 9pm here . I'm waiting 🙃 ", "@USER @USER @USER It's 7:45 pm here . Jim and I will be watching it together . 👨 👩 📺 😊 ", "@USER @USER @USER Hello Jasmine ! I am so glad to see u . I lost your posts around the Jan . I hope u are doing well ! ❤ ️ 🤗", "@USER @USER @USER Hello Hun . I'm ok today . Been a bit of a challenge to control my moods , esp anger , so I haven't been on much . I can be very mean without knowing it n I don't want to hurt anyone . ❤ ❤ ❤ how have you been ?", "@USER @USER @USER Bc mom n law is going 2 b 91 , we r dividing up something's now so we have less stress after her death . She gave us her 2017 Subaru forester today . She can't drive . I've been driving her everywhere 4 2 yrs now . Jasmine I knew u were having some problems . I am praying 4 u Hun ❤ ️", "@USER @USER @USER I've always hated that topic , never recieved what was promised anyway , even if I know it was willed . So much greed in my families . Thank you for the prayers . Been a bit more normal the past couple days so I'm hoping I've stabilized . Hope you enjoy the shows tonight ❤ ❤ 🤗 🤗", "@USER @USER @USER All my likes are disappearing again . Anything from about 15 hours ago . 😡 I've gone back 7-8 times and re-liked everything but they disappear again . I'm not going to do it again . Just know I've seen and read all your responses ! ! 💞 💞 💞"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER . I ’ m just starting to get stuck in after a few years break ( late life baby ) and thoroughly enjoying it . I still have one of your SM oscillator designs I made from scratch to drive a WDG 2.3 Ghz transverter . You helped me tune at Adastral round table many years ago . 👍", "context": ["Pleased with several new QSOs on 23cm EME this evening , including G4BAO , again , at the best I ’ ve seen his signal on this real DX path .", "@USER Isn ’ t he just up the road Sam 🤔", "@USER Yes , the interest has become contacting via the longest path and highest frequency that we can . 800,000 km to work 80km ! 1296MHz EME . 24GHz terrestrial ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #HillaryClinton go hillary ! ! i love and look up to you ! !", "context": ["You don ’ t want to miss this one : Join Hillary , @USER , @USER , @USER , and live in Philly . ", "“ No matter what came along , no matter what they hit her with … no matter what happened , she said , ‘ We ’ re stronger together . ’ ” — @USER", "“ Tomorrow , we have the chance to elect someone who is singularly qualified to be our president — our friend , Hillary … ", "“ When the going gets tough , Hillary is the person we want on our side because she never gives up . She never quits . ” — @USER", "“ We have a duty to ensure that this country is handed over to a leader that we all can trust . ” — @USER on Hillary", "“ This election is on us ; it is in our hands . If we get out and vote tomorrow , Hillary Clinton will win . ” — @USER ", "“ Tomorrow , with your vote , you can stand up to those who seek to divide us and make us afraid . ” — @USER #ImVotingBecause"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I watch all ur vids and I subscribed to you I'll be ur bestie for life furries and sister location #fnaf", "context": ["“ hm ? Oh no ! I just thought . . . well you didnt exactly need me at the moment , and I feel like I'm crowind you . ” @USER", "\" I dont accept much things , \" he said . \" I was made to give . What do you require , @USER ? \" He asks and stands up , tilting his head .", "“ made to give huh . . . oh , no i dont need anything @USER , that's sweet . But you dont accept . . . why is that ? ” he asked the otherm", "He shrugged and gave a confused look . \" I dont know . It is in my programming ... \" he said and took a moment to search > @USER", "< through everything , falling silent as he does so . @USER", "Mark blinked as he watched @USER . “ you should accept as well . . . not just give you know . ” he said as he walked over to virus . ➜", "➜ “ what are you doing Viri ? ” he asked @USER as he uncrossed his arms .", "Virus snappdd back to reality and looked to @USER . \" Mark , as you could probably tell , I was made after you . 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I have never heard of these things before .. \" he says and looks down again , humming under his breath . @USER", "“ welk i can show you if you like @USER . Its pretty amazing ! I promise you that . ” he said with a big smile .", "\" Actually ... sure ! \" He said with a bit of excitement in his voice , his grin growing wider . @USER", "“ alright , which one would you like to see first ? Any is fine with me . ” he said with a smile to @USER ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Who could have predicted that our episode would spark such a beautiful romantic getaway ? !", "context": ["Happy to be endorsed by @USER for my @USER podcast - but is this becoming a bit incestuous ? ! ", "@USER @USER @USER at least he still loves you ! I am a neglected fiancé these days ;)", "@USER @USER @USER darling fiancé . Sorry for neglecting you . I'll make it up to you . 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No one #trusted #clinton , she already ran the in 92 .", "@USER @USER @USER Can you explain why Clinton was less trustworthy than Trump ?", "@USER The #clintons have already killed over 1 million #Muslims ... Started numerous #wars and lie constantly ..", ". @USER And what has Trump done in public service ?", "@USER Trump employs between 22-30 k workers . he ran #businesses for decades . Never killed anyone . I am open to give him a chance", ". @USER The only reason Trump has a spotless public service record is that he has none ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "6 . They are fighting for #Constitution and for prevention of discrimination based on any of various differences which make up #Indian #democracy . This little note is to say : be warned , do not let take away the focus from the protests against the and", "context": ["A letter worthy of reading Bulwark or misled ? - The Hindu #StudentsProtests #NRC_CAA_Protests Please read the thread and RT", "2 . Violence on campus of #JNU has given rise to much commentary as well as accusations n counter-accusations - who was responsible . A hunch I have is that this has been orchestrated in order to distract us — we the people — from the struggle which is on the streets all over India :", "3 . Namely , the protest against the #CAA 2019 and the #NRC . Public dissent is not only spreading across the country but is also resonating across generations . This mounting dissent has also been reflected in some of the political realignments . In Jharkhand , for example , there is ..", "4 . In #Jharkhand , for example , there is now a new platform for non-BJP political parties and agencies to come together . All this could actually pose a serious political challenge to the BJP by the time of the next general election . So a word of caution to our youth who have ...", "5 . So a word of #caution to our #youth who have been exemplary n who have also been a source of great #hope for my generation ; we must recognise that they are fighting for and for prevention of discrimination based on any of the various differences which make up ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This sentece means AMERICAN POLITICIONs not American people , not American people , not American people , dude ! ! ! I'm sorry if you think sth else ! Almost all Iranian Americans ! ^ _ ^ 💖", "context": ["President @USER has made it clear that Iran ’ s destabilizing behavior will not be tolerated . I ’ m hopeful Iran and its proxy forces will heed the President ’ s warnings and embrace a peaceful path forward with the U . S . and our allies and partners .", "@USER @USER @USER 😁 😁 😁 Just Get The hell #Out Of #MiddleEast #terrorists ! ! ! always otherwise , Get ready for . TO TO TO Get the hell out 😠 😠", "@USER @USER @USER You spelled death incorrectly but please don't send me anymore emails with that in them ok ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER i thought you guys said Glo 4G network is available in delta state . how come i cant find any now ? ?", "context": ["@USER pls know that ur 4G services is no where in #LASU as I was there today & yesterday & couldn't use even 3G . Guess 2G is there #poor", "Hello @USER , 4G coverage is available at LASU . Send 4G to 400 to check if your device is compatible on the network . TT", "@USER Delta State University , Abraka has 4G network coverage . Thank you . TT"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wouldn ’ t you say that about all human activity ? Human greed and revenge has caused far more death . The CofE may have been founded by Henry VIII , but that doesn ’ t mean we do anything else than try to follow Christ . 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To say otherwise is blatant denial of the truth .", "@USER @USER @USER John Every system and every model of behavioral governance is a human construct And every human has hypocrisy as a character trait Your glass house is missing a few windows ...", "@USER @USER @USER Eh ? You know nothing of my beliefs . Are you denying Henry didn't start his own church because RC church wouldn't grant him a divorce ? & make himself & his heirs & survivors head of that church , a role present monarch fills ? History books I've read wrong then ?", "@USER @USER @USER The original tweet was about Jesus . We won ’ t worship Henry VIII . Your point is not relevant .", "@USER @USER @USER But Jesus didn't start Church of England . In fact Jesus didn't start any church , it was his disciples & followers . His fans in other words .", "@USER @USER @USER The church is simply a body of people who follow Christ . The fact the the CofE came about through a historical figure doesn ’ t change the core beliefs or validity .", "@USER @USER @USER But the whole concept of it as a separate entity was founded on Henry 8 not getting divorce from Pope . It is a hypocritical sham . Sorry but I think all religions are childish & are responsible for millions of deaths thru the ages , especially 20h century ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Like a beautiful breakdown , and it's just not really #SG2 ", "context": ["@USER @USER Waiting up for you upstairs Why you act like I ’ m not there ? Baby right now it feels like - It feels like You don ’ t care Why don ’ t you recognize I ’ m so rare ? Always there You don ’ t do the same for me that ’ s not fair", "@USER @USER They just like puppets on a string , string , string I put it down , they call me up They doing way too much So I just let it ring , ring , ring #Ring #SG2 ", "@USER @USER If I show you all my demons And we dive into the deep end Would we crash and burn like every time before ? #Vulnerable #SG2 ", "@USER @USER And what hurts the most is people can go From people you know to people you don't #PeopleYouKnow #SG2 ", "@USER @USER I guess this is what it feels like to be free I need to let my mind rest While my body reflects #LetMeGetMe #SG2 ", "@USER @USER I think that you should call me in the morning If you feel the same #CrowdedRoom #SG2 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Amy repeatedly went over her allotted time tonight , ignoring the moderator , pressing home her punchline .", "context": ["how does a candidate for the Democratic nomination not seize the very first opportunity to speak with conviction and horror about tonight's revelation , demand resignation of Pompeo & indictment of those who threatened a US ambassador ?", "It's okay to ignore the TV hosts and talk about what the audience and your primary electorate most urgently care about .", "You're running for president . All the votes are over here , on the other side of the camera .", "One thing to learn from Donald Trump 2016 : you look more presidential when you decline to defer to a TV host . You're running for the top job on the planet , not interviewing for an internship"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And Alex ... if you join the videos are built in . No need to go looking #CoachJohn and #CoachSam are there for you . It ’ s", "context": ["Happy New Year ! Come join us in our annual @USER #PeakStreak 2020 ! 20 min activity 20 days Walk / run / cycle / read / meditate / write its your challenge . PDF of 20 mini workouts , link below 💪 @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER It's already not looking good for me , I had to google what is a body-weight squat and what is a push up ! ! ! Maybe walking is more appropriate ( I know what that is 🤣 )", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s start with what you know . You ’ ll learn as you go ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Sometimes a breakdown DOES lead to a breakthrough . Sweeping away the negative leaves room for the positive to show up . Be kind to yourself . You are worth it . I wish you strength . Stay here . You have a right to be here . We are all connected . x", "context": ["Thank you to everyone who has supported me , messaged me , listened to me and been there for me . I ’ m fighting and it ’ s because of you all . I will reply to everyone in time . I truly thank you from the bottom of my heart . 🖤 ", "@USER So happy to hear from you . Keep it moving forward . One foot in front of the other . Remember ... you are a warrior . x", "@USER Sometimes this warrior has a breakdown and other times a breakthrough . But I ’ m still here thank you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May we ALL say YES to a better way today , that being the WAY of #Christ #Jesus and His sincere HEART of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER", "context": ["May today be the DAY we ALL decide to take on the sincere heart of #Jesus . May today be the DAY His HEART of eternal for ALL directs us to do only what's right forever going forward . May today be the DAY we ALL are given #HOPE in His message of goodwill for ALL ! Ezek . 36:26", "@USER We take on the sincere heart of #Jesus when we BELIEVE on his Name ! John 6:40 ; Rom . 10:10", "@USER May the blessing of knowing the name #Christ #Jesus and ALL He stands for be given to ALL people one day very soon ! #Prayer = = = ="]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He was just referring to his opinion of 2020 . He was not saying that a woman could not win an election . Why would he say that ? Bernie is an intelligent gentleman . It ’ s not about a woman winning an election ; it ’ s about the likelihood of a woman winning in 2020 . 🥰", "context": ["So now we have to choose who is lying , Bernie or Warren . And I ’ m not gonna be the one to accuse a Native American of lying . Just not gonna go there . ", "@USER ANOTHER FUN FACT : Bernie was one of the few * who backed Jesse Jackson for Prez in ' 88 - - a black prez candidate - - in ' 88 ! Bernie's always been ahead of the curve , 💯 and #LyingLiz wants us to believe that , in 2019 , Bernie didn't think a woman could be prez ? ? 😂", "@USER And this . This is Bernie - - in the 80s ‼ ️ talking about a female presidency ‼ ️ ( When Warren was still a staunch Republican ! ) Warren canceled herself . #RefundWarren #LyingLiz ", "@USER @USER @USER #Elizabeth said that Bernie ’ s response was that a woman could not win in 2020 . Not what he might have said years ago . Division that broke the #Democrats in 2016 is about to happen again . STOP IT . Stop the wrangling ‼ ️ We are #StrongerTogether 😫 PLEASE 🇺 🇸", "@USER @USER @USER He never said would've said that . He's been saying the opposite for 30 years . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #Trump has uncorked a bottle full of #hate , racism was there , but #Trump empowered racists", "context": ["THIS IS THE BIGOTRY WE MUST DEFEAT - - TOMORROW . Please RT and share everywhere . @USER #ImWithHer … ", "@USER @USER @USER it's ADORABLE you think voting will stop racism . It hasn't for how long now ?", "@USER I didn't say it would . But putting a racist waste of space in the White House only empowers his worthless , scumbag supporters .", "@USER it's no different than trolling . Same cause and effect . You get mad , they do it more . You stop caring , they continue .", "@USER Trump isn't that catalyst to racism nor the empowerment of it . It's not more racist today than yesterday , just more coverage"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I was so hoping @USER would respond directly . There are LOTS of #frustrated Nexus 6 owners using T-Mobile .", "context": ["@USER I'd like to thank you for releasing Nougat for Nexus 6 . Why hasn't it happened yet ? When will it happen ? #frustrated", "@USER @USER We absolutely want to get device updates pushed out as quickly as possible . Please DM us so we can look into this ... 1/2", "@USER @USER Long back & forth with TMOHelp ... still #frustrated ... maybe @USER can answer my Nexus 6 / Nougat \" when \" question ?", "@USER @USER Hey , we're working on sending over a DM about the next update as quickly as we can . * JoshJames"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... those two #Idiots don't make a bona fide ! ... & you're still #brainwashed by these & their oligarchic ! ( I don't expect you to understand any of it ! ) 😩", "context": ["⁦ ⁦ 👇 ⁦ @USER ⁩ is right . Instability in Middle East underscores why Energy East should be revived , as Premier @USER has called for . Opinion : Reviving Energy East pipeline first step to independence in uncertain times - Globe & Mail ", "@USER @USER @USER When they ’ re freezing in Quebec it ’ s too late to start building the pipeline , we need to start now and we need Peter MacKay as the next Prime Minister of Canada .", "@USER @USER @USER My but you Con followers are delusional . You want MacKay back using Military helicopters for fishing trips is that it ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes he took a 10 min ride on a military chopper to get back to work compared to Trudeau ’ s vacations , no comparison ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You will agree that the #Left and split in #UK politics is REAL ? Why do you think it is ?", "context": ["When you say that the #UK is a Christian nation , what sect of #Christianity are you referring to ? Last time I checked there were 384 Christian denominations ! ", "@USER I am talking about the most common UK Christian Faiths . Anglicans , Catholic , Protestant , Presbyterians , Orthodox , Methodist , Babtist and the myriad variations .", "@USER Surely you know that they all believe in different things ? Like the split in #Islam , where the #Sunni HATE the #Shi'ite , and vice-versa , so the same applies to where HATES , and vice-versa ? NO agreement ?", "@USER I cannot comment on NI as i truly have no idea . You cannot say the same level of hatred and murder is within Christianity in the UK . It is in comparable with what goes on within the Islamic faith . So no , i do not agree with you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I just saw the full live play & yeah it doesn't seem dirty . Man that's just so ugly & the crowd was sick too . #awful", "context": ["Seth Russell's leg was a clean break . Guys going low on a quarterback is just pure crap . I don't care about Baylor at all but that was dirty", "@USER that wasn't dirty lol that's FOOTBALL and can happen to anyone", "@USER I don't see it that way . He was already headed to the ground . Poor kids career is definitely over now", "@USER he could come back , sports medicine is crazy nowadays but if I was him I'd graduate and hang it up"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I felt the same when I saw The Beatles in 1963 haha #lucky", "context": ["@USER I'm so happy I saw him live at the O2 a few years ago . @USER #LeonardCohen", "@USER @USER Wow what a beautiful memory - I love him", "@USER I felt blessed . It was one of the best performances I've ever seen . I only discovered him due to the film Natural Born Killers ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ( 2/2 ) in service 2ur company head via formal letter OR 2nd . Consumer court . #intex #badservice #fitrist", "context": ["Purchased an @USER fitRist Pulzz a month ago from @USER , it stopped working fifteen days from delivery . Who can help me ? #Intex", "@USER We're sorry for the inconvenience . We request you to kindly visit the nearest service center and get the device checked .", "@USER checked the link . It's funny how NOT EVEN ONE service center in Thane has the capacity of fixing a fitRist Pulzz . #BadService", "@USER Seems that you don't have an update of your own MOB service centers , and rather that you don't sell such products which ( 1/2 )", "make us customers run pillar to post ( 2/2 ) I demand a solution 2 the #faulty #device #smartband @USER", "@USER Please refer the link for the list of service centers - Thanks | Team Intex", "@USER isn't serviced at either of those . You shared the link in an earlier tweet as well . Better , smarter solutions , maybe ? ( 2/2 )", "@USER Please DM us your contact details . We'll connect with you . Thanks | Team Intex"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thsnk you so much . #Appreciate your kindness to share this journey . #Peace and ! Enjoy your day of blessings . . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good Morning , Ursula 🌞 . All Friends have a Beautiful Sunday 🥀 💞 💚 🥀 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you lovely , beautiful gif 😍 wishing you a relaxing , fabulous Sunday 💖 ", "@USER @USER @USER #MuchLove to #SmileOften in your direction my dearest , . Coffee in Paris is on my bucket list . As long as you have a Dream , you're doing well . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Cynthia #MuchLove 🤗 ❤ 💝 . May All Your Dreams come True #faith #hope ✨ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I am NOT a fan of Hillary , Trump's or you . GO #bully and #hate somewhere else . #IamAmerican and I am staying HERE !", "context": ["Let us not forget . #Trump is an accused rapist . #NeverDonaldTrump ", "@USER @USER The rape suit was dropped because the accusations were false . Try to keep up , honey .", "@USER @USER True the case was dropped . Total speculation on your part not based on facts in evidence as to the reason for it .", "@USER @USER Not speculation . The accuser has admitted she made up the accusation . Try to keep up ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Regardless what any of us humans say or do: #TIME always reveals the #TRUTH ... we shall see my friend #history", "context": ["All Walks of life VOTED for DJT .. Black .. White .. Young .. Old .. Gay .. Straight .. Left .. Right .. This is not about Hate but a … ", "@USER Yeah . Trump has a minority of the minority that actually voted . He'll never be my president .", "@USER I looked and she's up by less than 400,000 not 2 million . I know what it's like to dislike a prez but we have to move on .", "@USER If you don't believe me , go look it up for yourself . The parallels are there .", "@USER I know quite a bit about wwii . You said exactly earlier , now you're saying there are parallels . Big difference .", "@USER Heck ~ if I was a criminal , illegal , lawbreaker , drugdealer , government check leach , I wouldn't vote for trump either @USER", "@USER I live in the middle of SF . Comfortably . I'm very well off . I guarantee my life is better than yours in every way .", "@USER You may be better off . Im retired & no $ worries . Im glad you are well , my fight was for USA minority & middle class , not me", "@USER If you voted for Trump , you failed us ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Infowars has some diehard fans 1 of them called me a wacko 4 criticising th ", "context": ["Alt righters trying to defend nazi salutes and \" Heil Trump \" speech LMAO ", "\" an insurgency movement , and that's what we are \" MOTHERFUCKA WAT Comparing yourselves to taliban , not a great start ...", "OMG THEY SAID THE NAZI SALUTES WERE JUST JOKES Below , their argument in a nutshell ", "@USER @USER @USER btw pual is stupid enough to form the \" newright \"", "@USER @USER @USER Well , the alt right is attacking him for not being a white supremacist & Cervonich for being a Jew .", "@USER @USER @USER hope they keep eating their own those two should go back to the shadows"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER likewise . I don't #hate you personally ... But our views are culturally at odds . I wish you well in your pursuit of happiness . ✌ 🏾 ️ 👾 🇺 🇸", "context": ["Here's my #guidance , and #help : ✌ 🏾 ️ 👾 🔥 🔥 Protesters Across The Country #Rage Against Donald Trump's Win ", "@USER @USER hopefully they'll get jobs & know what it's like 2 work instead of protesting like thugs", "@USER when you refer to folks practicing the 1st Amendment , as \" #thugs \" , I think ... you're speaking in code , and really mean \" niggers \" . 👾", "@USER I could have said that if that's what I meant but there's all different races there & burning Flags is not American nor right !", "@USER , calling folks \" thugs \" for practicing their #constitutional right to #dissent isn't very #American of YOU ! is a dog whistle . 🐺", "@USER okay I don't have time for this I have better things to do take care have a good night"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Some hide their pain behind the smile #MindsetReset I turn my pain into art & art into life so its MEANINGFUL because my life is a Masterpiece #LifeLessons #photography ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Do not lose interest ... more is always required ... impressive vibration ... everything already had a purpose ... ", "@USER @USER @USER #SatADayWatADay 💛 👀 ❤ 👀 💙 #LifeLessons #Mindset Think See Beyond On Pole winning is a habit Game Set & Match Charlene my Darling Smart Lisa my Geezer Sleek Pause for Rose Sweet ", "@USER @USER @USER The moon goes out to breathe ... sharing is something so l spontaneous ... brainstorming ... we are given that magic ... we are back ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Went to the local distillery that has nice cocktails and small plates", "context": ["Okay enough trying to sell out for the night whew how ’ s everyone doing what we doing tonight we sipping we chilling how you doing", "@USER Thank you Treb , I hope you and the family have a fantastic night", "@USER we are doing it , fink . Date night , then some sixers , a little nfl", "@USER Oh heck yeah ! ! We go out anywhere special or just a nice low key night ? I think Ravens might make a run here , Mr.Jackson is"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER As a daughter of a coal miner & a long line of coal miners I've tried to find their membership requirements Also would have thought they would of backed RLB who's political views represents Exactly the working class & who supports policies what would help us flourish", "context": ["National Union of miner's ⛏ ️ 🌹 Lisa Nandy secures backing of NUM in Labour leadership contest ", "@USER Oh Ffs . Give me strength . Where's Scargill when you need him ?", "@USER @USER How does the NUM still exist when there are no mines ?", "@USER @USER They still represent Miners with injury and industrial disease claims", "@USER @USER Yes they represented my Dad on a but noticed their members numbers are very low now so wasn't sure if still was the case My parents also had a bungalow supplied of aged miner's when my Dad was diagnosed terminally ill Lovely bungalow sadly my Dad only had use of it for 2 mths"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm ridiculously precious about presentation including how things are stuck in ...", "context": ["Reading these Year 8 parental feedback sheets made my day today ! Adapted from @USER - thanks for such a fab ide … ", "@USER @USER these are great . Do you have many / any parents that won't engage with this though ?", "@USER @USER I've run whole school , with over 25 % EAL and we still get about 99 % back . Read here & get template ", "@USER @USER @USER these sound like a great idea ... however the biggest concern is the state of exercise books on their return", "@USER @USER @USER I'm sending them home one per big term - books should survive one trip home ?", "@USER @USER @USER when I was at school , we brought books to lessons . Not sure why today's Ss can't manage that .", "@USER @USER @USER because we do everything for them and want perfect books for Ofsted"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Good man ! Plus what a backs to the wall effort too !", "context": ["Piers Morgan has blocked me ! ! ! This and @USER winning has made my day ! #snowflake", "@USER @USER Omg that ’ s hilarious you ’ ve won twitter with that block ! Hope the hangover today wasn ’ t too savage that you actually enjoyed the game today lol", "@USER @USER Rather sadly I drank through it . It worked though . 🍺 🍻 🥃"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Live your big bold life . Don ’ t worry about shining too brightly . The #world needs your #light #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER It ’ s that #heart of #gold , & stardust #soul that makes you ", "@USER @USER @USER #Life is a reflective portal What you choose to see is what you get . #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER All inclusive world in which I dwell , . For if I cannot love you with my own heart , I can love you through prayer . Have it your way ... #MuchLove to #SmileOften in your 2020 . Many Blessings to you and yours . ", "@USER @USER @USER Your beauty lies in the you spread via #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER Some beautiful sunshine LOVE back to you 💜 ☀ ️ 💞 💞 💞 Happy weekend", "@USER @USER @USER I believe in the immeasurable power of ; that true can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER LOVE is powerful 💗 👍 for sounding poetic , romantic-like . 💜 I agree , true LOVE desires to stay in it and work it out near and from far , in our mind ( mostly ) and heart ... but just isn't the same . I think everyone needs a helpmate / partner ? 🙏 💜", "@USER @USER @USER If we all do one random act of #kindness daily , we just might get the #WORLD in the right direction . #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER just spoke to her she's fine family is fine but my thoughts go out to everyone affected by the earthquakes", "context": ["I hope everyone is ok with the New Zealand 🇳 🇿 Earthquake . @USER @USER #Christchurch #StaySafe", "@USER @USER thanks Jimmy . Trying to find out . Chch seems to be ok but worried about other smaller towns further north", "@USER @USER it was very bad and Wellington my wife is down there with my family and she thought the house was gonna collapse", "@USER @USER felt all over NZ Butch . Crazy . 11 aftershocks in the last hour . Hope Janice is ok"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Totally the opposite ! Actually , people that knows recognizes his telegraphs from the past . A loser doesn't became a overnight ! ", "context": ["Attack by #Iran serious but nowhere near as dangerous as attacks #Soleimani was planning . They decided to hit 2 bases they knew were fortified , resulting in no US or coalition loss of life . If this is full response it shows @USER actions succeeded in restoring deterrence .", "@USER @USER Stop finding excuses and justification for a failed administration ! Do the Job you sworn under oath to protect and defend the constitution ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Pres Trump is doing the opposite of BHO appeasements and BHO aid to terrorists . Therefore , unlike the man you supported , President Trump IS fulfilling his oath to protect and defend not only the Constitution but the people of the United States #NoMoreWars #NoBenghazi"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sunny Leone and Mary Kom are professionals in there own professions . . I respect both . You just don't need to be successful , mature or in sense to project affection . . What do you need ? A wide mindset .", "context": ["I don't find anything offensive in this . . Do you ? If yes , then why ? @USER @USER #nobanpublickissing ", "@USER @USER Offensive - No Obscene - Yes Reason for the kiss being show of liberalism and not feelings - Disgusting .", "@USER @USER Every rebellion needs a peak . . Why not now ?", "@USER @USER If we need a start , they are providing it in hand . Why not to grab it ? . Lord Krishna was present everywhere , but he was nowhere . P . S . Just grab the laddoo on the table & eat it ?", "@USER @USER I am still trying to wrap my head around it . What exactly are u implying ? Gosh I feel so dumb now ...", "@USER @USER It's a start of ' love ' , be Krishna . Not Shakuni ! ! . . Think ahead . Always .", "@USER @USER No dear . This isnt love . Even I have frirnds in JNU , the studious types . I know how much these people love each other and what the hostel becomes If u meet someone from JNU , do talk to them . U will be shocked at the audacity of these \" Students \" .", "@USER @USER Stand for the cause , make your cause successful . . Who they're ? How they behave , isn't my concern . I'm concerned about the objective . Objective is PDA should be uplifted .", "@USER @USER I think it does matter . Remember , a great business Idea can be rejected and an average idea can be invested in solely based on Presentation . If we choose the example wrong , the effects may backfire instead of influencing and opening minds .", "@USER @USER I mean , take this example , If u want to signify a Hardworking , Independent and sincere woman , u choose Mary Kom as an Example . If Sunny Leone is bought in to portray it , the outcome will be completely different from the expected . So choosing the example is important ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks Jimmy my lovelie I will my lovelie big hugs and hugs to u too hun #CatsOfTwitter #Kittens 😺 ❤ 😺 ❤ lots of love xxx", "context": ["Good morning dear friends early start today I ’ m out most of the day enjoy a wonderful safe day stay safe keep smiling be kind to each other hugs 😊 🤗 💞 ☕ ️ ☕ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER Morning Jimmy have a great day my friend , full of smiles and love , enjoy my dear 🤗 ❤ ☕ 💖 🙋 ‍ ️ xxx ", "@USER Good morning dear Rachel enjoy a beautiful day dear friend 😊 🤗 ❤ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I thought you told me to have a good day ? What happened ? #zen #letsallbefriends", "context": ["#Trump Has to have his adult kids arrange his cabinet . Is something wrong with him ? Is there a dementia problems they have to ' prop up ' ?", "@USER the same kids running his company in a blind trust ? Oh but Hillary had emails ...", "@USER you Mean as opposed to sending and reciveng sensitive / classified information . Really ? @USER @USER", "@USER wow would like to be ruled by the Trumps for centuries 🤔 #royalty #serfdomfortherest"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It ’ s not strange humans do adapt , I ’ ve adapted to our ridiculously hot weather here , so naturally when I spend around 3 weeks there en route to Lebanon my body goes into shock ! ! ! Not to forget the québécois accent that ’ s another shocker there 😂 😂 😂 st Jean", "context": ["@USER Hi grace ! ! If you don ’ t me asking are you in Canada at present ?", "@USER I visit Canada every two years to see my sister in Quebec , but l swore never to visit in winter because it was a shock to my system 🥶 😂", "@USER 🤣 ... as strange as it may sound , your body adapts after a while ... winter can be harsh but , after living here for nearly 27 years .. it ’ s so magical & I look forward to it every year , like other seasons ... 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I can see it in a song . That ’ s the beauty of it ! Tell me you don ’ t feel the #QueenEry in #Girls or the in #XO it ’ s all themed thought through and beautiful 😘 🐝 🐝 🐝", "context": ["Because white people cannot be pro black ? Is that what are you saying ? ", "@USER You can be #White and be pro-Black but you can ’ t be #White and know the culture 🤔 You need to go through a few things and therefore be #Black before you understand the culture", "@USER But none of those songs specifically talked about culture , therefore no disrespect whatsoever", "@USER Another prime example of how you can ’ t get it unless you are in it 🙄 if it doesn ’ t say “ CULTURE ” then it ’ s not about it 😩", "@USER Would you say Lemonade wasn ’ t about the culture ?", "@USER To me Lemonade was about how her husband cheated on her ... “ The Culture ” is in the way she sings , her intonations in a song such as “ Hold Up ” is very #Black ( Caribbean ) , “ Freedom ” is American and a song such as Grown W is African #AllBlackEverything 😘", "@USER To me is the message through the album , you really cannot see it in the single songs"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Once the shortbread was ready the boys came back to taste them . We then decided to serve the shortbread for afternoon snack so everyone could try . “ There good ” said A . “ It ’ s yummy ” said M . “ It ’ s crunchy ” said E #successfullearners #confidentindividuals ", "context": ["Today M asked to make shortbread . We collected all the ingredients from the cupboard and used the scales to measure out how much we needed . #homebaking #childrenschoice ", "Once we had measured out all the ingredients we had to mix them . We all took turns to stir . Need strong muscles ” said M . “ It ’ s mixing together ” said E #baking #turntaking ", "After the ingredients were mixed we rolled out the dough and cut them into shapes . We then put the shortbread in the oven to cook . We discussed that the shortbread would go in for 20 minutes . “ They need 20 minutes then they ’ ll be ready . The ovens hot ” said M . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "in conclusion the tigers won ! they beat the tigers ☺ ️ this was a real win for my family as it will likely reduce both of my parents anxiety levels greatly in the coming days ! #football #geauxfootball", "context": ["go go football ! run athletes run . flip that coin ! modern day gladiators at work .", "how do you become a referee is there referee school ? they have cute little costumes all matchy matchy like bffs 👯 ‍ ♀ ️ 🥰", "i just learned the referees have little teams and they all travel together ... so cute ! 😍 ☺ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It is a very moment I have to be honest , joining #WeStNs in time for #NursingNow2020 and to top it all I ’ ve finally achieved my long term 🥅 of studying to be an RMN 2 the likes of @USER 4 support way back", "context": ["As student nurses , who actively engage on twitter for support , we all know the huge benefits twitter has to offer . #WeWonder how did you find out about twitter nursing ? A Uni module B Was on twitter before Uni C Uni Friends introduced me D Other ( please comment below ) #WeStNS", "@USER I was brought to Twitter when joining the @USER back in 2013 and it took me a little while to find my feet but so glad I did , I could talk at length about the many benefits of engaging on the platform #WeStNs", "@USER @USER We are so glad you did too because look where it has landed you in 2020 ! Part of the @USER team supporting peers nationally 😊 👍 #WeStNs"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Two of my wife's G4 ' s have died in 6 months , and two of my other LG phones died in under a year . #awful", "context": ["Awful all around customer service from @USER & @USER . 2 G4s have crashed in 6 months . Told it's back ordered for warranty .", "@USER @USER @USER glad you've had luck . I had a terrible customer service experience with LG ...", "@USER @USER @USER They basically just said It's on back order so no clue when it will get here . And hope you have a back up .", "@USER @USER @USER I totally misread that haha sorry to hear my case wasn't isolated !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not enough ? We have the surroundings , literally dotted with some of the finest #Italian castles ! Fierce battles that shaped destinies of #empires , romantic stories , massive fortresses , discover a land of history and beauty . Contact us : tour@USER.net #Parma2020 ", "context": ["Today in #Parma everybody is celebrating their #patron St . #Ilario di . Here you can admire the majestic painting made by on the vaults of Parma's cathedral . Follow the and undestand why it's great to be in Parma in ! continue 1 ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Parma is famous all over the world for #ParmaHam and #ParmigianoReggiano cheese but this is just the beginning , here there are so many local #delicatessen that has been shosen to be the seat of European Food Safety Authority . Book our ", "@USER @USER @USER Parma is also mandatory for #music lovers . How to forget masters like #GiuseppeVerdi and #ArturoToscanini ? Visit their homes in town and . An experience in is not complete without an evening at , one of the most important in the world 3 ) ", "@USER @USER @USER The city is also an amazing artistic place . #Parmigianino , #Correggio , #Antelami are just the most famous of the many artists that left amazing works of art in this small capital of a dukedom ! Walk the footsteps of and discover with a private tour : tour@USER.net "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER prove himself ? You and the protesters are stirring up #hate without even giving him a chance . I am trying to reason ...", "context": ["Why or how is this promoted by @USER ? Can #twitter ban itself for inciting #hate ? ", "@USER @USER it's called freedom of speech and I'm not spreading any #hate", "@USER @USER well when your \" speech \" is a figment of your manipulated imagination it's very sad and it should not b promoted .", "@USER @USER I truly wish u and everyone you know well . It's only human . No need for a \" hmm . \" Please get out of that mindframe", "@USER @USER it's simple just ignore or pretent you never saw this is how you serve N I have all the right 2 speak as an American"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ok great ! The girls and I will see u later ! ! 💃 🍸 🍾 🍹", "context": ["Movies Tribute Night at Denroyd Farm what is the dress code for tonight ? @USER", "@USER Hi Nicola , we're not sure , @USER will be able to help .", "@USER @USER Some people are doing fancy dress but not everyone ! Hope that helps 😀"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER that snap had nothing in your interests but #hate just like my clapback , not a way to campaign for mayor of Santa Clara ;-)", "context": ["Sup w / Dak Prescott lookin ' like Donald Faison from the movie \" Clueless \" ? ", "@USER Sup w / @USER defense letting @USER run through a hole lookin like a tooth-gap #ftw ?", "@USER All good , you guys SHOULD win your division , just had to chirp back thinking about the time you snapped the @USER last out"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right back at all of you lovely ladies ! ! ! <3 Jenna , you're challenged to be #grateful today .", "context": ["I am grateful many find comfort here . I challenge @USER @USER @USER to spread word #gratitudechallenge", "@USER @USER I gather from what I got was you post what you're grateful for and challenge someone else 2 do the same ..", "@USER @USER @USER Thats amazing . You should be so proud ! So much love ! 😊 💞 xxxxxx"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER well I'd rather have him than a criminal like Hillary . It's just like a lib to resort to name calling 🙄 😏", "context": ["Fans of #Poldark and #KyleSoller who are of an anti-Trump persuasion might like this #FuckDonald ", "@USER @USER @USER will ppl in UK / Eu stfu about US election ? ! ? Americans chose him .. deal with it non-US citizens 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER well thank goodness your decision has no effect on the rest of the world #moron", "@USER @USER @USER I know it will ! And you'll probably be thankful for it . I dont criticize you for your choices .", "@USER @USER well I'm criticising yours , Trump is a racist maniac and so are cunts like you who vote for him , do one ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Cristal for putting me your #AwesomeList and I wish everyone an day as I like to say ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Julianna ! My MC's first name : T A L I A", "@USER @USER @USER Oh thanks ! My MC is : D R E W Sorry if you ’ re already tagged !", "@USER @USER @USER Thx AJ ! One of mine is : R U N E", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks MC of your current WIP and Tag someone cool for every letter . C A R S A N"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER CUTIE .. I just hate seeing so much \" keith is emo \" content bc I think he rly isn't so this whole confirmation is a blessing", "context": ["I'm numb to lance death fics bc I read so much already but keith death fics r rly rare so I end up jst unable to move for a few hours", "I love reading about lance cursing the world and getting pissed at how unfair it is bc why keith ? ? why keith .", "@USER DAMN RIGHT DAMN RIGHT LANCE WOULD SCREAM TILL HIS THROAT STARTS TO TASTE LIKE BLOOD ... keith ... his beautiful keith", "@USER MY Keith didn't live alone his entire life to get taken away not happening let him have his happiness HE DESERVES ! !", "@USER YEAH CRIES I often think about keith not thinking his life is rly rhat important bc he thinks \" no one will miss me \"", "@USER Nooo ( I think the same thing ) I hope we get a nice character arc where he realizes how loved he is and how much he wants it", "@USER I actually don't think keith is angsty and emo in canon lol , I think he's just naturally just a little broody and awkward", "@USER yes ! ! ! THiS ! ! ! I'm so glad you think that ! ! ! I actually think he's quite content , he's happy to be where he his", "@USER he just isn't sociable and sometimes his anger is his attempt to say what he wants it just stumbles out wrong i . e Lance banter", "@USER he's probably seen on TV that if you make fun of someone a little you can get across you like them ! So he pokes fun at Lance"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER what r u referring to I know my history man Im coming at u w respect I don't share ur vote / view so now I'm illiterate ? #hate", "context": ["@USER & meth heads 🙄 & I voted for trump but don't support the kkk or any organization that is hateful in nature regardless of race", "@USER doesn't work that way bro . trump ran on this platform & your vote equals support . you helped embolden this human garbage . 👍 🏻", "@USER cabinet * but if u feel that way man I respect ur opinion but that wasn't his platform btw Hilary takes $ from countries", "@USER as thugs or her REAL \" help \" for hati ? She's crooked trump won fair and square ... get over it", "@USER read a book bro . maybe a history book . 👍 🏻"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND You are a “ Flash Harry ” - always well turned-out , not short of confidence , a true pillar of the community , but behind your back even your friends call you pompous ? Then you are a #Lackaffe or “ Varnish-Monkey ” — - #German ", "context": ["#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND “ German words with animals ” If you like to make the jokes and trickeries , also pranks or slapstick , and don ’ t mind people remarking upon this in a sarcastic manner , you may well be a ... #Spassvogel or “ Joke-Bird ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND If you are a man , 16-85 , partial to sexual intercourse and the vigorous pursuit thereof , heedless of propriety and the bonds of marriage , in short : seek only to Get Your End Away , you may be a #Lustmolch or “ Lust-Newt ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND Nothing happened , someone else did it and ran away , and in any case you were horribly provoked , Many Congratulations ! you are an #Unschuldslamm or “ Lamb of Un-Fault ” — - "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER never had a problem saying what I need to say with proper spelling . #lazy #extraroomextratag", "context": ["HURRY ! We need your support TODAY . Donate big and let's Make America Great Again ! ", "@USER will you use the money to pay for lawsuits against your victims", "@USER @USER the sad part is Hill , the DOJ , FBI R all above the law , that's Y they don't have law suits . nobody asked u 4 $ $", "@USER @USER good 4 u , so Y u worried about DJT donations . He didn't ask u . Ask Hill about the Saudi donations = bin Laden", "@USER @USER I'm muting you . I voted for the candidate of my choice . goodbye", "@USER @USER looser . Bye . She used donations 2 incite violence on innocent ppl . U can't take the heat . Lol . Block .", "@USER @USER @USER ever notice Trump supporters can never spell correctly ? Telling .", "@USER @USER @USER u so smart , Y u don't have 1k followers ? Becoz U R not . Just saying .", "@USER @USER @USER wow , just wow haha . Smart = popular ? Becoz ? Good grief .", "@USER @USER @USER very foolish . Every 1 knows u have to fit 140 characters . Never mind , it's ok . I understand , if u R slow"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER SIR MIKE I AM A #FIGHTER , , LOST ON THE FLOOR A LITTLE TIME , , #FAMILY LOST TOGETHER , , , 2X #CANCERS AND ALWAYS BE , I ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF THE WAY , I , , ALWAYS MY , SO I HAVE IT EVERYTHING WHAT I WANTED , HOW I HAVE MY , , IN EVERY WAY . ", "context": ["@USER Your damn right ! ! Make no mistake about it if our enemies could they would not hesitate to do that to us without thinking about it ! We ( U . S . Military ) actually show restraint and minimize collateral damage in every operations that is true too ! ! HOOAH / Semper Fi ! ! 🇺 🇸", "@USER #EXATLY SIR MIKE . #GEORGE S . #PATTON WAS A ARMY GENERAL 👌 🙏 🇺 🇸 ARE DAYS WHEN FEELS . NOTHING WHATEVER CAN YOU , , DOES YOU COME TO LIFE IN ! , ", "@USER That is absolutely right Elke ! Remember its not how many times you get knocked down but how many times you stand backup tighten up those combat boots and fight back until you prevail ! Especially when your in the right and your cause is Noble and Just , Semper Fi / HOOAH ! 🇺 🇸"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER God opened my eyes to the deception in around 2013/2014 .. ! !", "context": ["Media which got everything wrong will now tell you all the things that will happen as a result of the thing they said wouldn't happen .", "@USER @USER Lol .. @USER already started playing the race / bigot card on .. some pple just don't wanna get it ! ! #truthhurts", "@USER @USER @USER yep he's a big hypocrite .. he's talking about unifying and he's still spouting hate", "@USER @USER @USER My goodness .. sad to say but the kind of hate & racism i've seen spewed from Black people too .. 😟", "@USER @USER @USER I know I really thought that Bo would heal our nation but darn he made it worse"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER totally agree . To be fair , once they saw benefits of cgm , her team did complete turn around & funded . #lucky #OzDOC", "context": ["Q6 During which life stage did you feel diabetes health care services were the best for you ? When were they not ? #OzDOC", "@USER Pumplette's team are amazing . But . When tech wasn't offered / supported , I taught her to be naughty & we did it alone . #OzDOC", "@USER I hate that it is considered ' naughty ' that you did what was best for pumplette . #OzDOC", "@USER I don't like that either . However . Having courage to deviate from path that HCPs set is important part of her development #OzDOC", "@USER @USER HCPs should be open to this though . They should be there to provide info for us to make informed decisions #OzDOC"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thsnk you so much . #Appreciate your kindness to share this journey . #Peace and ! Enjoy your day of blessings . . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good Morning , Ursula 🌞 . All Friends have a Beautiful Sunday 🥀 💞 💚 🥀 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you lovely , beautiful gif 😍 wishing you a relaxing , fabulous Sunday 💖 ", "@USER @USER @USER #MuchLove to #SmileOften in your direction my dearest , . Coffee in Paris is on my bucket list . As long as you have a Dream , you're doing well . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Cynthia #MuchLove 🤗 ❤ 💝 . May All Your Dreams come True #faith #hope ✨ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#러브 Love hurt his hand that day during promotions so he wasn't able to draw anything complicated > < ( this is what slot manager told me ) . He was using his left hand to write . I'm so grateful for his little heart anyways :( ♥ ️ ", "context": ["I finally am finding time to post this slot now since I have time ^ - ^ ! This slot is a full signed one I got back in December . Q : I would like to ask if you could quick draw / sketch me a dragon !", "#NINE #나인 I also got him a blanket as shown above ♥ ️ keeping him warming ! ! ! ", "#RIE #리에 the way he drew it , looks like a little fairy dragon > < so cute "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I hope Mr P went back and demanded a replacement", "context": ["Husband went to @USER T3 to kindly get me a flat white ... seems they failed to put in the good stuff ! ! … ", "@USER mmm that's my usual stop before a flight ! Second thoughts ... 😩", "@USER they are sending a voucher in post so not all is lost !", "@USER @USER did you stick a shot of rest room espresso in your cup of hot milk ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You claim to hate #bigotry yet you are practicing it ! You claim to dislike #hate yet , you are practicing it ! Give DJT a chance !", "context": ["from a Facebook friend to those who voted for Trump - on the violent attacks and misogyny \" you have all been silent \" ", "@USER You & your friend are #Victims of #Hillary's misinformation smear campaign . Trump is not #AntiMuslim ! Hes", "@USER Read this : . Recognize that the problem with trump-supporters is real , there are videos and testimonies"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Sarge obviously loves my mommy ! They will definitely make a great couple and he will make a great daddy !", "context": ["I disagree respectfully , bc Johnny brought more money than he spent , even tho he had a potential to bring in everyt … ", "@USER Yeah , I agree , but now that he is dead and there is the potential for Sarge as a husband , more money can be brought in .", "@USER @USER I also agree with you as Johnny did not live up to his potential . Sarge can bring in a lot of money .", "@USER @USER The only problem for Katie is getting into a relationship with Sarge ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm a nightmare with the jags as well #scared 😂 . Yeah I'll need to get some good painkillers", "context": ["@USER good luck miss hope it's not the dental hospital 😊", "@USER no it's my usual dentist . Getting worried now about how painful it will be 🙈", "@USER just get them to jag you up , it could be a lot worse ... Pick up some good painkillers for afterwards ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER will be better off out . There is a minority that either have selfish interests or don't get it yet . #beProud #faith", "context": ["#marr it seems ironic Gina Miller wearing a poppy the symbol of our County's liberation from a Germany ruled Europe", "@USER yet the pro-Brexit gang preach hatred of foreigners and side-stepping of parliament - which one looks more fascist ?", "@USER the EU without a doubt stop ... breathe ... think deeper", "@USER slightly patronising - are you saying hatred of foreigners is a good thing ?", "@USER why would you assume we all hate foreigners you must look inside yourself if you have that view . Very odd .", "@USER don't assume you all do , but most heard from pro-leave has xenophobia throughout . You mentioned Germany so seems likely ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ohh we are so glad that another whinny person moved away from us . 2020 would be so quiet without you ...", "context": ["I ’ m Michael McCain , CEO of Maple Leaf Foods , and these are personal reflections . I am very angry , and time isn ’ t making me less angry . A MLF colleague of mine lost his wife and family this week to a needless , irresponsible series of events in Iran ...", "… U . S . government leaders unconstrained by checks / balances , concocted an ill-conceived plan to divert focus from political woes . The world knows Iran is a dangerous state , but the world found a path to contain it ; not perfect but by most accounts it was the right direction …", ".. A narcissist in Washington tears world accomplishments apart ; destabilizes region . US now unwelcomed everywhere in the area including Iraq ; tensions escalated to feverish pitch . Taking out despicable military leader terrorist ? There are a hundred like him , standing next in line", "… The collateral damage of this irresponsible , dangerous , ill-conceived behavior ? 63 Canadians needlessly lost their lives in the crossfire , including the family of one of my MLF colleagues ( his wife + 11 year old son ) ! We are mourning and I am livid . Michael McCain .", "@USER @USER I am an American that has left for Canada . You are right to be angry and your assessment is spot on , exactly the same as mine and the majority of Americans . Until , these facts hit their wallets , it appears Republicans are willing to burn down the world ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If you care so much for your beloved #ChosenOne and care to move with him to Siberia ! ", "context": ["Sen . Chuck Schumer : \" McConnell's view is Alice In Wonderland — first the trial and then the evidence . If the Senate were to agree to Leader McConnell's proposal , the senate would act as little more than a nationally televised meeting of a mock trial club . \" ", "@USER Pelosi said they would impeach before she even heard the phone call hahahahahaa", "@USER @USER HAHA - Thats exactly what @USER has been saying . Just proves it ’ s all politics and there ’ s nothing behind it - thanks for helping out tho"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER isn't it that the ppl attacking me on this don't have children ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You go HILARY ! ! ! GOD BLESS YOU & GOD BLES US ALL ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER God does not bless Baby Killers who slaughter children in Partial Birth Abortions #TRUTH", "@USER @USER @USER oh really if you kill a pregnant woman you get charged with 2 murders"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What ? ! 😧 😢 ... but .. sigh . If you talk to him again , tell him and the Mrs . That #TwitterFam is praying . Really hard . #Energy heals . 💞 💫 . 😘", "context": ["Guys I'm so sorry to have to tell you this , but Mrs . M3 reached out to me this morning and let me know that she deactivated @USER account . He's not well and he's not gonna be able to be here with us any longer . Please keep them both in your prayers .", "This is one of the hardest messages I've ever had to send . If I have any more specific info for you in the future , I will let you know . I love you my friend and we're gonna miss you . You're one of my best friends in life or online .", "Guys I've spoken to M3 and he wrote this statement for me to publish so there's no confusion . Please keep him and Mrs . M3 in your prayers and let's make a miracle happen . We love you brother . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER my kids 9 and 11 are so happy to hear that he's going to try to keep dangerous illegals from hurting them .", "context": ["And I've begun thinking that all of the chaos is intended to distract us from how Trump & GOP plan to loot the coun … ", "It's all so sad . I really want to be supportive of the new president . @USER", "@USER @USER It is 3 days . Give him a chance . Remember , everyone thought Truman was over his head .", "He scares and worries me but I am giving him a chance , hoping most of bad stuff was an act . @USER @USER", "@USER Yesterday minority children were bullied in Trump's name , at an Oregon school . This is just the beginning of that \" act \" NMP !", "Tragic . Hopefully things will calm down without inflicting permanent damage on children . Parents have to learn what to say . @USER", "@USER Thankfully , the school acted swiftly , they expelled two the of offenders , and suspended a few more . Trump has made hate okay .", "He should start backing off some of his hate messages . Children are watching . @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No worries ... Just living by my adopted #RulesOfTheRoad rule ... ! 🤗 💕 🌟", "context": ["I want to tell you about the people on Team Pete . I don ’ t talk about my son being trans to strangers because I am super protective and it doesn ’ t take much to upset me when it comes to him . So , to avoid conflict , I don ’ t talk about his journey with people I don ’ t know . What I", "@USER I knew there was something special about this campaign … Heck , I even * SWITCHED PARTIES * as a result ! To be on #TeamPete is something that will stick with all of us for the rest of our lives , no matter what the outcome is . Please tell Adi I said \" HI ! \" … Thank you ! #Belonging 🤗", "@USER You switching parties is exactly what I am talking about ! Belonging is more important than anything , including party ! We are so lucky to have you here and , of course , I will tell Adi that you said hello !", "@USER Becoming a Democrat was the best decision I made last year ! As a result , I've made many meaningful friends on Twitter & have finally found real peace within myself after many years of inner struggle … What a relief ! Individuals like your family are why I'm fighting so hard ! ✊ 😁", "@USER @USER Awe … Thank you ! You're amazing , too ! Never have I ever encountered so many wonderful people … #TeamPete is the best team … * EVER * ! #RulesOfTheRoad #Belonging 🤗 🥰 💕 🌟", "@USER @USER I love that you ’ re principled - it ’ s so important ❤ ️", "@USER @USER I've been a fighter my whole life ... Long story short , I'm * VERY * fortunate to be alive ! ' Cause I've survived in situations that other individuals haven't had the opportunity to , I feel it's my humble duty to use my life , my story of survival for the greater good ! #YOLO 🥰 💕 🌟 ⚖ ️", "@USER @USER That is inspiring ! ! Thank you for sharing that , Sarah ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #COOL-20200108-361012 since around 1pm yesterday completely down , blue light on cpe flashing . Please , i need to connect in to work and no one is updating anything anywhere", "context": ["@USER Internet completely offline / down ... No warning and no announcement ( well none that I can find ) ! 😡", "@USER @USER Yeah man in the same boat here , log calls with no update , no one knows wtf is going on ? ! ? ! Probably gna blame a ddos again", "@USER 7Benster @USER Hi there please send us your ticket reference number"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER tried that , both devices and still nothing . Is there no other way to add to cart from the back end ? #frustrated", "context": ["@USER Still having issues ? You should be able to purchase here : ", "@USER @USER still having issues , keeps saying \" try again \" for hours now !", "@USER Where are you located ? Do you have a screenshot you can share ? ", "@USER South Africa ! Been at it for almost 3 hours now ! ", "@USER Thanks for clarifying , Henry . Clear the cache and cookies on your browser and try this link : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER because your wanting to kill women stems from your rejection ,", "context": ["@USER @USER I bet you're the kind of person to say she probably deserved it when women get killed .", "@USER @USER It depends on the circumstances and each murder should be judged on its own facts . Not all women are to blame .", "@USER @USER @USER so you're saying if a woman has ' blame ' is perfectly reasonable to kill her ?", "@USER @USER @USER mmmm no it is not . what country do you live in ' Cocktopia ' ?", "@USER @USER @USER saying no to having sex with you is not provocative , it is a wise choice based in taste and common sense", "@USER @USER @USER Why are you talking about having sex with me ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much 😊 so glad you liked 💙 Let's do what we love and do a lot of it . Livin ~ Lovin ~ #Life ... ! ! #roadtrips ~ 💞 Sending Love & Joy to All ! 😘 Goodnight 🌙 ", "context": ["Welcome to #FlashbackFridayz We're excited to be chatting about our fave thing with hosts @USER @USER @USER & guests hosts 🎉 🚗 Tweet your #roadtrips pics Tag hosts , mates & Share the Fun ! Thank You all for Retweeting 🙏 ", "@USER @USER @USER Who ’ s knows where this theme will take us ? It ’ s #FlashbackFridayz and we are back with #Roadtrips . Share and retweet your friends & hosts and guests . 📸 s from a road trip through Holland . ", "@USER @USER @USER It's #FlashbackFridayz & we are travelling the world with #roadtrips theme 🚗 Tweet your pics Tag mates & hosts & guests hosts 🎉 Thank You all for Retweeting 🙏 📸 South Island #NewZealand road trip ", "@USER @USER @USER All you need is an open road and a sense of adventure . It ’ s #Roadtrips on #FlashbackFridayz this week . Share your , retweet , and tag friends and hosts and guests & 📷 🚘 trip in south of . ", "@USER @USER @USER What an awesome #Roadtrip #FlashbackFridayz Share your #roadtrips pics , retweet , tag friends & hosts + guests 📷 Road trip in India was a huge adventure on buses , tuktuk , trains ... oh & boats ! ", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s #Roadtrips on #FlashbackFridayz this week . and guests & 📷 🚘 🚴 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ trip in Zurich-Lindenhof & Nuremberg Northern Navarian Germany ", "@USER @USER @USER You guys always take such gorgeous and lively shots showing so much fun ! Love your roadtrips contributions from Zurich-Lindenhof 🇨 🇭 & Nuremberg Northern Navarian Germany 🇩 🇪 It ’ s #Roadtrips on #FlashbackFridayz this week . It's not too late to send more #roadtrips pics ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Smashing it big man , keep up the good work 👏 🏻 #friendship #future", "context": ["After achieving a First Class in his Sports Coaching and School Sport degree , Coach Paul then started up Sonal Sportz NI in 2017 . 1/3 #MakeItAtTheMet #StudentAmbassador ", "It wouldn't be here today without the sports courses in the Belfast Met as this is where the journey all began back in 2011 . 2/3 #MakeItAtTheMet #StudentAmbassador ", "A big thank you to all the staff at Belfast Met Sport and Exercise Science for helping Paul on this journey . If your leaving school and want an opportunity to progress in sport , we would highly recommend the Belfast Met 🌟 3/3 #MakeItAtTheMet #StudentAmbassador "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER just went to 15 but even more excited to grow to 20 now ✨ #meditation #grateful", "context": ["When @USER tells me to let my mind to do whatever it wants , it's the best 10 seconds of my day . … ", "@USER @USER @USER I just wish it was for 20 , 30 seconds or a minute . I think it might be more fruitful somehow .", "@USER @USER @USER if you do the 20 minute session you will get more like 20 or 30 seconds of this at the end"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 God , it would be much better if You just sent someone to tell me what to do ! It would be easier if You just came here Yourself and explained it all to me ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 If I ’ m not right about The Narrow Door , what on earth was Jesus Christ talking about ? Where is this narrow door that he wants us to find ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 If you truly want to do as Jesus Christ said to do , then you will want to enter through that narrow door , won ’ t you ? He said to enter through it so we should if we Believe in him right ? I ’ m in . Anyone got directions ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Come on you true knowers of God ! Let ’ s go ! Show me the way ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 I don ’ t know about you , but I don ’ t want to stand outside knocking and pleading to get in . I don ’ t want to be told by the owner of the house to go away from him . Being called an evildoer ! Not my kind of fun . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hi Google Nest ; can't patch into Apple Store as it's refused my form twice AND because it's an I-phone I can't access Google Play Store for the Google Home app to launch my mini as it's Android and my software update is 12.4 . 1 .", "context": ["FYI : Just got a Google Nest Mini for my 51st birthday . If you can set it up you're a better man than me . #Lutterworth", "@USER Hey Daniel , we came across your tweet — need help with your Nest Mini ?", "@USER Didn't take long ... can't access Google Home app on Google Play or Chromecast . Have tried to patch into my I-phone twice but the form was refused , twice . #regards", "@USER Understood — let's see what's going on . To confirm , have you tried downloading the Google Home app from the Apple store app on your iPhone ? Also , make sure your iPhone has iOS 11.0 or higher . Learn more here : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for thinking of my I ’ m a bit behind on Tweets but wish everyone an day ", "context": ["Thanks Irishgirl , My MC loves : E @USER L @USER E @USER M E N T S ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Bettina - our MC loves R A I N", "@USER @USER @USER Oh boy . My MC loves S H O O T I N G", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks HL , my girl loves S W I M M I N G What ’ s your MC ’ s favourite activity ?", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Shenae ! ! ! My MC enjoys S E W I N G ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for thinking of me ! My MC revolves around N A T U R E ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Emily ! My MC revolves around L O V E", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Rebecca ❣ My MC is looking for the T R U T H"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER am sure your team is working . The rate at which it's working it feels like I will be given the offer when the period ends .", "context": ["@USER pretty sad that your system's had issue since the offer began . Clearly it wants me to try luck elsewher … ", "@USER u guys clearly giv a damn abt customer service . I get a call after my first complaint on Twitter and that's abt it .. no follow up", "@USER Hi Teenaa , Sorry for the delay . Please be assured that our team is working on your concern and will get back to you . - Reema"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER My kids Franco & Cavitelli looked up to him ... such a shame", "context": ["An arrest warrant has been issued for Odell Beckham Jr . after interaction with police officer during LSU celebration . ", "@USER Arrest this man ! Laughs about hitting a police officer ! Who ’ s laughing now ? Scum .", "@USER @USER How dare he assault our men in blue on frontlines combatting crime and terrible ppl ... this man OBJ otherwise known as OB-Gay cuz he slapped a grown mans hiney ! Death penalty ? ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER until you fix this will not purchase Vzio products ##disappointed", "context": ["@USER Mr CEO my TV and tech supports sucks .. makes me want to return the two sets I purchased ... my TV is not smart ... buyers beware", "@USER I am sorry to hear that you are having an issue with your TV . Do you have a case number I can review ? - Josh", "@USER ... We are continually testing new applications for consideration on our VIA products . At this time I do not have a ... 2/3"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER There is no reasoning with you . We are protesting #bigotry #hate #sexism and Get used to it . We won't stop .", "context": ["My advice to protestors get this out of your system now , because there is going to be a new sheriff in town , and he ain't wearing mom jeans .", "@USER @USER In other words , he'll take away our freedom to gather and demonstrate ?", "@USER @USER @USER no , you will have jobs and no time to act like spoiled brats"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER John pearce #free #promotional #posting Name the & below & that we will & or Would you be from just the to the ? ", "context": ["life always gives you a second chance tomorrow 👍 Nearly finished & be with you all soon ⌨ ️ 🖥 ️ @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Networking is a whole new world and i can never go back Online 9pm ", "Turn an old #desktop into your own #private #cloud or Complete easily & Quickly & can be build at a cost everyone can afford & a full build starting from £ £ £ 🤣 @USER @USER @USER ", "SUCCESS OCCURS WHEN YOUR DREAMS GET BIGGER THAN YOUR EXCUSES 🤑 😎 Get Connected ! ONLINE 9pm 🇬 🇧 🖥 ️ TONIGHT @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER How to build your #private #Cloud ? ASK ME ! ONLINE TONIGHT 9pm 🇬 🇧 👍 Don't forget now ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER SOON Guys To open and #read all #content sent or visited Everywhere i go or click #streaming live 24/7 Your the & with no See how i and my as it happens and all Starting SOON GUYS . Need sort a few other items out first ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Forget to #mention ! We want to #follow & #upload your to We also want to and about and about anything that is new WELL ? JOIN US ⌨ ️ 🖥 ️ 👍 WE CAN DO THIS ! ARE YOU WITH ME ? ", "@USER @USER @USER #LiveChat #Support & #Marketing This is the via that that got me to to be & . But it takes all my friends to get my dream to work for us all . ", "@USER @USER @USER #Social #Networking ? #MarketingStrategy & & my using my right now . This full is ", "@USER @USER @USER Be positive and stay happy guys 👍 ⌨ ️ 🖥 ️ I will be with you all very soon guys but at this moment staying with my girlfriend while her Mums away that is giving my other half a well earned rest break . Catch you all soon & letting my friends know all is well & missing you all ", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry no #updates guys but i have been barred from going #online by my other half 💝 Never #talked as much and found a life for the two of us that gets stronger each day BACK guys "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I normally avoid for that very reason . When I heard the Q , I really didn't think they'd go straight to ' tidy ' . @USER @USER", "context": ["Dismal to hear @USER panel's top priority for an ' In Bloom ' front #garden is ' tidy ' :( What about ' lush & alive ' … ", "Vdisappointing @USER @USER beautiful designs don't need to be tidy , Tidiness removes the diversity of life we need to keep out pests", "@USER @USER @USER Some of the panellists still advocate the use of glyphosate ... I've stopped listening #frustrating"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I am confused on your comments & why I would be tag ? #peace #unity My position 4 all", "context": ["Starbucks Sets Up #Safe Havens For Victims Of Anti-LGBT Hate Crimes via @USER ❤ ️ 🏳 ️ ‍ 🌈 ❤ ️ ☮ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER What the heck is Shultz putting in the coffee over there ? #dunkindonuts", "@USER @USER @USER #Hope #safety A place of inclusion - #Kindness shall I continue ? I don't drink starbucks but enjoy the story", "@USER @USER @USER And please , continue . Protestations of \" F-this \" & \" assassinate-that \" not said by those accused of hate !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Done it last year and loved it . A great day . And done quite a few practice rides around Kerry ,", "context": ["I need a plus one for this . Any takers ? 👍 🇮 🇪 ", "@USER Do it and then you can do the @USER ride . Amazing place west of Ireland .", "@USER @USER Definitely ! Planned to do the Wild Atlantic Way a couple of years ago , but ended up doing something else instead . It's still on my list ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Personal , is vote for Marianne Williams , but our country isn't ready for an administration based on and #peace . Which is too bad because , love and peace doesn't feed the military industrial complex . Anything that moves this country toward peace is put down . Let's change !", "context": ["The real danger that we face as Democrats is picking a candidate who can ’ t pull our party together — or someone who takes big parts of the democratic constituency for granted . We need a candidate who will excite all parts of our party and bring everyone in . #DemDebate", "@USER Your actions and comments tonight have pulled our party apart . #fakeProgressive #LyingLiz", "@USER @USER @USER Disagree . I think Bernie did . See what happens here . And I think Bernie ’ s camp did it .", "@USER @USER @USER All Bernie did was run on a left wing platform against the Centrist Democratic party . They don't being reminded that they don't represent the left anymore .", "@USER @USER @USER Democrats might as well be Jr . Republicans at this point ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Lets hope he won't . His promises are pretty terrifying . #climatechange is among the things he planned to stop", "context": ["Trump's plan to ban Muslims from entering the US has disappeared from his website . His supporters may be stupid , but he isn't .", "@USER Trump may not be a Total Racist / Misogynist etc . He wanted the Votes of Total Racists / Misogynists etc .", "@USER @USER You might have a point there . Just listen to the winning speech ..", "@USER @USER He really knew exactly what his target voters wanted to hear . Now as president , elect he knows he can't keep his promises ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I #pray ALL go this route including the great \" pillars \" of our community such as doctors , nurses & social workers who all too often assault , swear at , and humiliate the vulnerable . May the heart of #Christ , not the \" heart \" of the Church be UPON us ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER ", "context": ["May today be the DAY we're all unified by the of #CHRIST #JESUS . May today be the DAY His Spirit of for ALL guides us UP , UP & away toward The Promised Land perhaps one day very soon ! Ezek . 36:26 & Col . 3:14", "@USER See Mr . Dulley , you are out here on Twitter seeking response for Books that tend to write themselves simply by continually hounding your prospects in our own defense we feel compelled to help you recover from your addiction to creating self help books . Do you simply take ? So Give", "@USER May today be the DAY we ALL give up ourselves and give ourselves to the work of Our Lord , Our #God . May He not only protect us but more importantly guide us to do only what is right from today going forward ... #Prayer", "@USER Simply practicing Faith , Hope , Love and Charity and living to choose Good is serving God . Wouldn ’ t you agree ? Be Catholic . Those are the four pillars of the Catholic Church on Earth and in Heaven Above ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Dearest friends Happy Weekend 🌕 Have a Weekend full of #Peace 💛 💖 💙 💚 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER My flashback painting , The Sender . I painted this about 8 or 9 years ago & same series as the drawing I did today . For your pleasure viewing 😊 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 22 Dec 2019 . Old Sea Master of Genoa ( imaginative archetype ) . Pencil on paper 😊 We shared the same initial but he wore it as a tattoo near his neck 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 24 Dec 2019 . Untitled ( imaginative figures ) . Pencil on paper 😊 Want to work on something simple & enjoyable 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 25 Dec 2019 . Lady from Christmas Island ( imaginative portrait ) . Pencil on paper 😊 This is probably inspired by Otto Dix . I luvs his works . The title came from , Merry Christmas everyone 🎉 🎊 🎈 🌼 ", "@USER @USER @USER Here is a mirage version of Lady from Christmas Island . For your pleasure viewing 😝 ✌ It would be the Twin in Tarot card 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 26 Dec 2019 . Untitled ( imaginative seeds & shrubs ) . Pencil on paper 😊 Staying away from figure drawing for awhile . I find beauty in seeds & shrubs 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 27 Dec 2019 . Goddess of Love ( imaginative archetype ) . Pencil on paper 😊 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 28 Dec 2019 . Portrait of a Lady ( rework / imaginative portrait ) . Pencil on paper 😊 On the left is my first version I did months ago . On the right is the rework today 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER These are 3 of my imaginative portrait collections . For your pleasure viwing 😊 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 01 Jan 2020 . Untitled ( imaginative portrait ) . Watercolor on cotton paper 😊 It will take days to paint this unlike the drawing 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 02 Jan 2020 . Day 02 Untitled ( imaginative portrait ) . Watercolor on cotton paper 😊 Sometime , I don't have a plan for my painting hour . I just paint it intuitively 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 03 Jan 2020 . Day 03 Untitled ( imaginative portrait ) . Watercolor on cotton paper 😊 No painting today . Just worked on more drawing details 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 04 Jan 2020 . Day 04 Untitled ( imaginative portrait ) . Watercolor on cotton paper 😊 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 05 Jan 2020 . Day 05 , Untitled ( imaginative portrait ) . Watercolor on cotton paper 😊 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 06 Jan 2020 . Day 06 , Untitled ( imaginative portrait ) . Watercolor on cotton paper 😊 🍭 ", "@USER @USER @USER 07 Jan 2020 . Day 07 , Untitled ( imaginative portrait ) . Watercolor on cotton paper 😊 🍭 Just working on her hair today "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We are not a #followtrain but everyone is still welcome to join in and #chat with us and meet great #friends and top with the best and that are . and to find ", "context": ["WE ARE BEST FRIENDS Always remember that if you fall , i will pick you up 😇 After i finish laughing 🤣 🤣 @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Wi-Fi went down for five minutes , so i had to talk to my family . They seem like nice people . 🤣 ", "@USER @USER @USER how babies will be born in the future 🤣 Thats it folks ! Later Guys ", "@USER @USER @USER Life is too short to remove usb safely ⚠ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER when youre the reason for the company safety video funny meme 🤣 ", "@USER @USER @USER Not everyday is good . But there is something good in everyday . The best #follows on #Twitter ", "@USER @USER @USER I never make the same mistake twice , I make it five or six times , just to be sure . 🤣 Thats it for now guys and more coming soon 👍 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #Trump is allowed to say whatever he wants & bring #hate to communities , but protestor are worse #Hypocrisy", "context": ["Such a sleeping giant just lost an election ! Keep it up ! We won u lost and well win bigger next time ! I love it ! ", "@USER @USER #Hillary won the popular vote . Do you still think they are paid protestors ?", "@USER @USER I'm just curious . What do u expect to gain from all this ?", "@USER @USER where do you live ? I've been looking to move in a less liberal area", "@USER @USER you want me to keep proving they are being paid ? ", "@USER @USER you seem upset , as #Trump would say , you must have blood coming out of wherever", "@USER @USER haha . I'm not the one having a temper tantrum in cities that voted for Hillary . Nice try though !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This sentece means AMERICAN POLITICIONs not American people , not American people , not American people , dude ! ! ! I'm sorry if you think sth else ! Almost all Iranian Americans ! ^ _ ^ 💖", "context": ["President @USER has made it clear that Iran ’ s destabilizing behavior will not be tolerated . I ’ m hopeful Iran and its proxy forces will heed the President ’ s warnings and embrace a peaceful path forward with the U . S . and our allies and partners .", "@USER @USER @USER 😁 😁 😁 Just Get The hell #Out Of #MiddleEast #terrorists ! ! ! always otherwise , Get ready for . TO TO TO Get the hell out 😠 😠", "@USER @USER @USER You spelled death incorrectly but please don't send me anymore emails with that in them ok ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER oh right that strange ... i thought all items were on line first ... just hope it comes out then soon ... 😣", "context": ["@USER trying to look for too items online . They not showing but they are in store 🤔 😣 can you help me plea … ", "@USER Heya 🌸 Oh no i'm sad to hear this . Did the store give you the product codes as I'm unable to find these one's either 💔 #NLSadie", "@USER she told me that this was all the info i would need 🤔 it was in store today but i wanted to buy off line 😣", "@USER I'm afraid I haven't been able to find that one , it's possible that the item is not yet available online ❤ #NLBeth"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's why I use the as a \" bookmark \" in many places .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER This cat is too adorable 😍 not to share . I ’ ll tag a few ", "@USER @USER @USER Wow ! Beautiful cat ! Do you know the name of that type ?", "@USER @USER @USER In the words of Perry : “ oops ” . Responded to the wrong tweet !", "@USER @USER @USER The way Twitter jumps our content around when viewing 😜 I'm sure it's happened to all of us at some point in time I know I've been tricked more than once"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Totally agree , but many people don't give a darn . City must have had a reason not to have trash cans around .", "context": ["@USER @USER well when there are no trash cans in sight , what do you expect ? #Chicago", "@USER @USER @USER I'd expect responsible people to carry their garbage out , the same way they so easily carried it in .", "@USER @USER Exactly . I hold onto my empty containers or put them in my backpack or purse until a trash can is found . No excuse ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I don't care about having followers , is that how you measure your life ?", "context": [". @USER confirms FBI found emails on #AnthonyWeiner computer , related to Hillary Clinton server , that are \" new \" & not previously reviewed .", "@USER @USER @USER exposes HILLARY link 2 known child sex TRAFFICKING people ", "@USER @USER @USER nope that's a plant cause Trump is the trafficking one", "@USER @USER @USER mark my words . He's a child rapist who provides girls for money , \" allegedly \"", "@USER @USER @USER you do know bill is the one being investigated right ? Google Lolita express .", "@USER @USER @USER ok another Troll . 12 hot followers . Go away . No charges ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How I love my #LRRM throwing out bonus music at just the right time . #Peace #Happiness", "context": ["“ I stopped viewing the queer community as a caricature or a monolith & started 2 C each individual , in all of their humanity . I ... was gutted by my prior actions . ” #OneVoice1LGBTQ #OneVoice1 #OneVoiceChanged ", "@USER Great quote ! It ’ s never too late to #BeTheChange", "@USER I ’ m still skeptical but am also a firm believer in what the Indigo Girls said in ‘ Perfect World ’ - we get to be a ripple in the water , we get to be a rock that ’ s thrown - ( A song I listened to every day prior to my 1st son being born btw )", "@USER Songs from the #LRRM ( bonus material 19.99 plus S & H ) #Impeached - we get to be a ripple in the water - #MB14 @USER @USER "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER * frantically trying to figure out who Ashton is to still be a part of this chat *", "context": ["It is so rude that I , a person who has given the prime years of my life to @USER , dont even get to listen to the Wilderness S2 early , like wtf @USER ? ?", "@USER @USER Oh were we supposed to finish by tomorrow", "@USER @USER @USER I might as well admit it now but I have no plans to listen to the Wilderness until I finish the Circle on Netflix", "@USER @USER @USER I watched half an episode and hated pretty much everyone . Not sure i can do it Dan .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s been said , but you gotta survive episode 1 . It ’ s so good once you push through the initial hatred .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , Tommy this is what I ’ ve been saying .", "@USER @USER @USER I sat through three hours of a documentary that includes horrific animal abuse and yet this was the thing i found unwatchable . Feels like you ’ re trying to punk me Ashton ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "will motivate you to #Master , and Mastery will empower you to #Provide . | #Mind", "context": ["A Good Man loves , masters and provides , always striving to be a benefit to himself , his loved ones , and his community at large working towards a better future . #Mind #Culture #Life", "In contrast , a Weak Man is selfish , self-centered , and immature , acting out in aggression , always seeking to dominate , and needing to control others as he is driven by fear and not secure himself alone . #Mind #Culture #Life", "I ’ m sure we all know Men who fall under these descriptions . Guiding those under the 2nd to that of the first , is what Men need to focus on instead of trying to tell Women what they should be doing amongst their ranks . #Mind #Culture #Life"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Lol . Look at you and your big words . So clever . Bless . ", "context": ["Your proof that the British press has been deeply cruel to Meghan Markle ", "@USER @USER If you could exclusively post GIF's from now on , Twitter would be a better place . 😉", "@USER @USER Too much text in that one mate . More GIF's and less of your asinine thoughts . ✌ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #misrepresentcubanamericans Hillary running ads that Trump violated embargo meant nothing ?", "context": ["Accounted for . Yes , Cubans more R than other groups , this affects FL margin ( 2-1 , not 4-1 ) . Also , Cuban generationa … ", "@USER @USER It would be a mistake to attribute causation to how Cubans vote and their positions on US-Cuba policy .", "@USER @USER polls show a strong shift on embargo , but just like w other groups , voting doesn't always align w policy stances"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Please don ’ t sick the dogs on me I ’ m just a local ! Not the 40 followers from a dude with in his bio !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER So he turned his read notifications off before reading a joke he didn ’ t know existed", "@USER @USER @USER He could have it off permanently , not just “ before reading his DMs ” and if someone dms you and they don ’ t follow you , twitter even says “ this user will not be notified you read his message unless you respond . ” It ’ s not that hard to comprehend ", "@USER @USER @USER So a dude with 65k followers is scrolling through poaching DMs 🤣 aight lmao", "@USER @USER @USER I know pornstars with 300k followers and they check their dms all the time lmaooo . Y ’ all defending an unoriginal account . Lmao locals", "@USER @USER @USER Hey you ’ re the one that knows pornstars bro why are you stopping to comment in local threads", "@USER @USER @USER Just correcting ignorance . Because people can hide their read receipts ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🤣 👍 I look forward to it . Full disclosure : I was born into the #cult and I have two masters degrees including an MDiv in your cult . I was a chaplain even ! And I got out . I'll be trying just as hard to set you free ! I got out I hope you can too one day ! ! #Freedom #Truth", "context": ["The ptoblem to this is the fact that for a long time , the Holy Spirit has lacked within the church set up and system . This is what has led to the greatest apostacy and fall of our time . Even so , the Lord has come out to restore the order Follow this on ", "@USER When you have to perform mental gymnastics to avoid the question , the obvious answer is you may just be deceiving yourself . Again , what bible do you use to claim authority ? ", "@USER Duly noted still no answer to which bible you claim as authority . In abusive relationships it's called gaslighting . In church it's called \" god says so \" It's still abusive gaslighting .", "@USER Follow us on #PropheticDispensation and tune in to for a shocking wonder of our time Ill get to you sooner than later Thank you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is very true . It can get ugly in the blink of an eye ! #solidarity", "context": ["On my way to dance class to be followed by meditation class . No idea if this is the right thing to do .", "@USER Better than the other way around , I think xxxx", "@USER For sure ! But I meant going out , being around people , music , lying quietly ... all potential pitfalls in mixed mood ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER How come u cropped out the tweet he was referring to ? Being on the left is about war crimes and a million people Iraqis . ", "context": ["Well the appointment of @USER to @USER ’ s team has caused a lot of ‘ outrage ’ from those who pretend they want a kinder , gentler politics", "He ’ s a disgrace And of course LFI are dragged into it ", "Hiring the Ghost of Engels wouldn ’ t be enough to balance it out ", "And of course because they have First in their name it must mean ... ", "Because he has hired Matt “ a vote for Starmer is a vote against socialism ” "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Cheers was a steady recovery run , loved it lol how was yours , how far you guys go and what pace", "context": ["Long day of training with a morning run long ride and gym ticked of ! Hope everyone is happy getting some miles in this weekend 📸 @USER ", "@USER @USER That was me saying good morning up epinal way heading towards new costa this morning ,", "@USER @USER Good morning to you to 😊 hope you had a good run"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May our relationship begin with Our Lord , Our #God soon by deciding to take on His sincere heart ... His HEART of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER #Jesus = = = = ", "context": ["#ThursdayMotivation This world ’ s cultures and philosophies are constantly changing and adapting , while for thousands of years , God ’ s Word has never changed . Even Constitution changes but GOD changes not I choose to stand with God rather than with society ! ", "@USER @USER @USER It comes back , brother Eric , to that wonderful ex seeposé that Saint Paul wrote in 1 Corinthians 18-24 . What the world regards as mere foolishness is precisely God's plan : to make human knowledge be unable to grasp the fundamentals of sprituality . And thereby remain defiant . YSNH", "@USER @USER @USER * expose * This predictive text makes a mockery of communication . YSNH", "@USER @USER @USER We will not be held accountable to my opinion or your opinion , but judged according to God's words", "@USER @USER @USER Hence my thought the other day : \" Always Scripturise ! \" Scripturising saves us from speaking of God's Word w / o its authority to back us & saves us from heresy . We can interpret as much as we like , but the Scripture is , will be N shall remain the bedrock of our discussions . YSNH", "@USER @USER @USER Christianity is not a bible verse tattooed on your arm . Christianity is not a cute Hillsong lyric . Christianity is not the one line in your Instagram bio . Christianity is actively dying to yourself and living for Christ . Salvation is the everyday experience in CHRIST ⛪ JESUS ", "@USER @USER @USER Pastor Chris put it this way : \" Christianity is divine life of God imparted to a human spirit here on earth . It's God's life at work in man . The Christian doesn't look for God bc he's already found Him . \" God didn't call us into religion , and Christianity ISN'T a religion . YSNH"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yes I did that already ! I am very I think it's best I return the surround sound 😔", "context": ["Have spent hours trying to audio sync a Philips TV with new Philips Surround Sound @USER but still no fix", "@USER Hi Jennifer , Could you please provide us with model nr , serial nr & we'll investigate this further for you . Thanks in dvance", "@USER it also now keeps going into standby whilst in use which it didn't do before we used the dvd .", "@USER Complete the procedure in the following link : Don't forget to reinstall the TV after the update 2/2", "@USER updated software on both tv and surround sound - still noticeable mismatch in audio to picture", "@USER Hi Jennifer , some settings from the previous software version might cause issues with the new version . Try to reinstall TV ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER you can't fix stupid ; but , you can exploit it", "context": ["Losers under Trump will include the white working class , which \" fell for Trump's con but will get virtually nothing \" ", "@USER the dumbing down of America has worked well for GOP .", "@USER @USER it's amazing that Trump convinced white blue collar workers in Midwest that they can compete with robots [ automation ]"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And I would NOT be ok . Nope . Not at all . Would clearly need tremendous emotional ... and physical ... support . 🤓", "context": ["@USER @USER Not sure it'd work though . Would be difficult to continue the conversation with drool coming out of my mouth ...", "@USER @USER Though , as I think about it , the subsequent fainting would HAVE to cause him to bend over me.That ' s something !", "@USER @USER Definitely ! He may even have to carry u to the closest chair then get u water & stick by to make sure u r ok 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Winner ! Great job Kurt ! You proved the point that firing JG is not the solution for the Cowboys . And that their personnel could not be coached better than any playoff team that is playing now by submission of zero facts to support your opinion .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Man , what if he did and what if he won ... what an entertaining season that would be .", "@USER @USER @USER He has his hands full keeping the job he has ...", "@USER @USER @USER Well you are guaranteed not to do worse , anyone can go 8-8 with that talent . You have to go big with Washington ’ s hire .", "@USER @USER @USER All that talent . Ok I have a question ... what nfc playoff team would you trade even for the Dallas roster ? Because it ’ s only Philly . They ’ re not as loaded as everybody says .", "@USER @USER @USER So the # 2 QB , # 4 RB , and the # 8 WR to start with ... is NOT LOADED ? What are you missing man ? This ain ’ t Jay Cutler Man Crush is it ?", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not fantasy football . So which team are you swapping the entire roster for ? None , just like I said . You got sold a bunch oh bull about “ talent ” and rankings . But they ’ re not", "@USER @USER @USER I make my own evals about talent and brother if you can ’ t make it to the playoffs with what you have in Dallas in the East , you need to be fired . ESP if you have 13 years to do it . Question should be , which coach would you put with the Cowboys .", "@USER @USER @USER Still waiting to hear which playoff team this team is more talented than ... so far crickets", "@USER @USER @USER I can ’ t believe you feel this is a valid position , however , I ’ ll humor you . The patriots easily are less talented than the Cowboys also you can add Bills , Vikings , and of course the NFC East champs ... all of which the Cowboys should have won . #Takethattothebank", "@USER @USER @USER If you honestly think your trade the Vikings for the cowboys roster you ’ re crazy . I ’ ll give you the Eagles . AFC teams aren ’ t relevant but I disagree with the Bills also .", "@USER @USER @USER Facts : top 4 defensive teams in playoffs , Dallas ranked # 9 and Min #14 . Dallas total offense ranked in top 10 and all statistical categories better individual and team than Min . #Grind", "@USER @USER @USER Facts ... depending on how you sort them . Yardage stats . Heck you ’ re so smart I ’ m surprised you ’ re not a gm . It seems so simple . Too bad it ’ s not that simple . Prob won your fantasy league with this kind of factual knowledge . Did you ?", "@USER @USER @USER Sort them every way you want and it still comes out with the Cowboys being statistically better than the Vikes . Too much work for you ? Use something other than Fantasy pokes as your basis .", "@USER @USER @USER Ok sort them by points smart guy . Since that ’ s the whole point of the defense is to prevent points . Minn better than Dallas . Mic drop"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "It was #Telesur who opened the eyes of many and many in the continent to #discover & the #Revolution that Hugo developed in and who accustoms us every day to admire the brave Venezuelan people that were subtracted in the streets once & a thousand times ..", "context": ["#Washington's most undervalued puppet has found a new formula to try to rebuild a space of some media visibility , #gofigure That's right , it seems that Juan “ self-proclaimed ” #Guaidó tries to give the image of a hard man , and has begun to shout before his increasingly scarce ...", "#followers that he will try to “ rescue ” Telesur's signal “ to put it at the service of #truth ” . 😂 🤣 If this new #HOAX were not part of the permanent war that the is fighting against the , the sayings of this puppet would cause laughter .", "But do not take as joke these ads because behind them will surely launch a new onslaught against one of the few #television channels in the world ( and the only one in #LatinAmerica ) that tells things as they are , which offers microphone to those below ... ,", "to those who fight to be listened , to those who with much effort try to continue believing that #Humanity is not what #Trump and his henchmen draw day by day . #Telesur has become , and that yes it is necessary to celebrate it and defend it , in an ...", ".. in the #informative field . It has been demonstrating since practically its launch as a #multistate & #multinational . If it had not been for Telesur , several that have happened on the continent , would have gone almost unnoticed .", "There they were a cameraman and chronicler showing the barbarities that were committed in #Honduras once President Manuel #Zelaya was torn from the government with violence , and it was again the #LatinAmerican & chain that showed the world when the president ...", "... surreptitiously penetrated the territory and reappeared at the #Brazilian embassy . ! ! ! What not to say about Telesur in #Colombia , in times of Juan Manuel Santos ordering #ESMAD to suppress the great manifestations of the Agrarian Summit and from those images obtained ...", "... with the communicators with no little risk precisely , to be able to denounce to the world what was there happening . Then came the days and years of the #FARC negotiations in #Havana , or those of the #ELN in , the , ...", "... #the peace accords , the government betrayal of what was signed in #Havana , and the repressive and authoritarian news of the Uribism , in which thanks again to #Telesur , we learn that this people stop NOT fighting for a country with social justice ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Julie for being one of #AwesomeFriends and all the things you have done for me . ", "context": ["#WritingCommunity #FF here are gems I ’ m proud to know @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks so much for the mention Justin 💕 A few more Gems for your list : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , SJ for the morning , Hello ! More gems to find", "@USER @USER @USER Rick , thank you for the mention ! ❤ ️ More gems ... 🙏 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks you , Cristy . I ’ ll add these recent RT ’ ers of my pinned tweet Thank you . I appreciate your support . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER When and how the #Velomobility will be empowered soon ❓ These car-like + bus-like pedal-muscle-powered , #healthy vehicles of the future 😍 which can drive without limits even without electrical energy , do not need charging , electric infrastructure 🥰 ", "context": ["#staysono ! We support the Sion campaign of @USER with the following video : ", "@USER @USER Thanks for your commitment ❣ ️ Maybe even the friendlier \" muscle-power inividual-mobility \" could be published more often 🥰 , so that the people in the country know alternatives to the ' stinky roaring car ' 😊 ‣ #Velomobil 😍 + ↓ #MusclePowerInividualMobility ↓ 😊", "@USER @USER If ' our ' #Children + #Juniors also #Fietsbus ( bicycle shool in 🇳 🇱 ) would go to / , there would be a completely different for the of the 😍 😊 please share this 🥰"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You're welcome ... ✨ 💞 ✨ Cute smiley ✡ Laila Tov my dear Alan #Blessed #WE ❤ ", "context": ["@USER Todah Ahuvi ✨ 💞 😘 💞 Have a good rest and a refreshed #BlessedMorning #WE 🕊 ", "@USER Thank you very much , with all my heart I wish you a beautiful sunrise ... Boker Tov Ahuvati ! 💞 😘 ☕ 🌹 #BlessedDay #WE #JewishandProud ", "@USER Oh honey , what a beautiful greetings , you too Ahuvi have a blessed beautiful day , almost Shabbat ✡ ☕ 💞 ☕ #WE #Coffee 💖 ", "@USER Thank you honey , enjoy your day and have a nice Friday ... Blessed Shabbat Dear Lizbeth ! 🌹 💞 🔯 🕊 #ShabbatShalom ", "@USER Thank you my dear Alan ... Shabbat Shalom all the blessings for a beautiful Friday ✨ 💞 ✡ 💞 ✨ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER err I wasn't the one who stuck my head in in this convo , you did .", "context": ["cue the silly jibes against 4 - day Tests from the classicists , as if the date on a calendar & not the overs determine the state of the game .", "@USER over rates are only going downhill , no way you are gonna be able to fit 98 overs in a day when teams sometimes barely reach 80", "@USER there's a big difference between a fixed 50 - over innings and 3 sessions daily for 5 days . Already cricket is so weather-affected esp . in subcont ctries . 5 days allows a buffer day when we lose several sessions . Irreversibly changing to 4 days will only lead to a lot of draws", "@USER please explain this ' big difference ' , is it played with different equipment ? If there is a ' buffer day ' then why do 5 day Tests also get washed out ?", "@USER @USER It is played with different equipment I . e the white ball which is good to play in not the best of light compared to a red ball and it makes a huge difference . The over rate is always lower than 15 which is the amount of overs bowled in a hour .", "@USER @USER Lol color of the ball is all you got for the huge difference ? Ok dude .", "@USER @USER It matters but you wouldn ’ t know since you ’ ve prob never played any real cricket . Ok dude .", "@USER @USER awww seems like your feelings have been hurt , run along now .", "@USER @USER You ’ re actually shameless come back when you have something of value so bye bye little one . 👋"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER What an incredible about Mary so thrilled she is so well now . What amazing work you have all done in CUH a miracle expert team if professionals . Hats off to you all ! 🎉 🎉 #miraclescanhappen #care #dedication Wishing Mary & family a full and very happy life 💌 💌 💌", "context": ["\" Mammy's not well \" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad , Damian , using the family iPad . Damian is on his way to work . It's been a busy few weeks for the family . His wife Mary , 35 , is at home with their daughter and new 2 week old baby , Noah . It's two days before Christmas .", "Horrified , Damian sees from the iPad that his daughter is holding , that his wife Mary has collapsed to the ground . She is not moving . She can't speak . He quickly calls family members who live next door . They race to the house , calling an ambulance along the way .", "An ambulance arrives . The paramedics suspect Mary has suffered a stroke . Within 15 minutes they are on the way to CUH . They pre-alert the Emergency Department and the CUH stroke team , who are waiting at the door as the ambulance arrives .", "Mary is seen immediately by the Emergency Medicine and Stroke Teams together . She has suffered a catastrophic stroke . She can't speak . She can't swallow . She can't see properly . She is paralysed down her right hand side .", "Advanced imaging shows that Mary has torn her left carotid artery , the main blood vessel bringing blood from her heart , through her neck to her brain . Worse still , she has also blocked the left middle cerebral artery - the main blood vessel with the brain itself . ", "Mary is critically ill . There is no blood getting to the left hand side of her brain . At just 35 , this stroke will either kill her or leave her with severe disability , requiring nursing home care . The chances of her returning back home to her young family are no more than 5 % . ", "But , Mary has come to CUH - the busiest inpatient stroke centre in Ireland and 1 of just 2 hospitals in the country , that can provide stroke thrombectomy - the ability to acutely remove the blood clot causing the stroke . Mary is immediately prepped for an emergency thrombectomy .", "Consultant Interventional NeuroRadiologists Dr . Gerry Wyse and Dr . Noel Fanning , along with their team , quickly rebuild Mary's torn carotid artery using 3 special stents . They then remove the blood clot further up in her brain . She has been in hospital less than 1 hour .", "Mary is transferred to the Stroke Unit under Consultant Neurologist , Dr . Aine Merwick . The team , and Mary's family wait to see if the procedure has been clinically successful . Within 24 hours , Mary can speak again . Within a few days she can wash and dress herself .", "Within a week , Mary has no discernible stroke deficits . She can walk and talk , eat and drink , laugh and cry . She leaves hospital a little over a week later , stopping on the way with her husband Damian , to again meet the team that saved her life . ", "I was't directly involved in Mary's care but I am enormously proud of the skill and dedication of my colleagues here in CUH who were able to save her life . She came to our hospital , our stroke service , at the most critical time in her life and received emergency care that is", "comparable to any hospital in the world . There hasn't been any clinical intervention in medicine within the last decade as effective as stroke thrombectomy . Uniquely , for medical advances , it is also hugely cost effective , with large reductions in rehab and social care costs .", "We have performed 77 thrombectomies in CUH in 2019 , a 50 % increase on previous years . We have treated patients from Cork , Kerry , Tipperary , Limerick , Waterford and Clare . We have had many outcomes as good as Mary's , albeit few as dramatic .", "We still have work to do to further develop CUH as a comprehensive stroke service with a properly equipped and staffed stroke unit that can provide comprehensive stroke care to the people of Cork and Munster , every hour of every day , every day of the year . We are making progress .", "Mary is back at home with her husband Damian and her now 5 week old son , Noah . Her daughter Priya is back playing on her iPad . ( An enormous thank you to Mary and her family for giving us permission to tell her story ) ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER When you shine out in love , others reflect the light . - #GoldenHearts #quotes ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good evening morning Wednesday morning again weeks are flying by 😂 👍 💚 #WednesdayMotivation #birds #morning ", "@USER @USER @USER If you want to fly give up everything that weighs you down . #birds #quotes #life ", "@USER @USER @USER 🕊 \" Still , like air , I rise . \" Dr . Maya Angelou 🕊 #WednesdayMotivation #quotes #BabyGo "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And also , it's okay to remember the ones we've lost . It's good , in fact . It means they meant something to us .", "context": ["9 years ago today , my #piano teacher died unexpectedly from post-pregnancy complications . It shook me up . #Death is never an easy thing .", "@USER It took a few years for my love of piano to return . A new teacher was kind & patient , and taught me to love the piano again", "@USER #MusicTeachers can inspire us to love #music . Both of these teachers will never understand how much I appreciated this gift", "@USER It was only a few years ago that I felt like it was okay for me to grieve the death of my teacher . That grief let me heal", "@USER I still get nervous when friends are pregnant ... and that unease doesn't let up until several weeks after the delivery .", "@USER But time does help heal , and the whole experience gives me insight into what some other people are feeling and going through", "@USER So wherever you are today , whatever is going on , whatever things frighten you ... just know that you're loved . #KeepGoing #hugs"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER can't see it . I'm looking tho . Searching underneath the floorboards , eye up to the spyhole . #BeSafeTho #peace", "context": ["Almost every person knows this country needs real and meaningful change but we have no consensus on direction , we are lost without it .", "@USER we're not overwhelmed with choices from a political standpoint with regards to the change you mention #NowPlaying choices @USER", "@USER @USER more choice now than at any point since the 1980 ' s imo"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "An acceptance of what was , but more importantly with who I am and what can be . Because life is indeed too good . __ #forgiveness #you #iloveyou", "context": ["Fear and hurt imprint on our minds in a way that ’ s inescapable . Even now , I can tell you my first memory - crying in my bedroom as a 4 - year-old as my bi-polar mother and alcoholic father raged their own personal wars on another at the other end of the house .", "All I wanted was for it to stop . I can tell you every detail about my dad ’ s home during my walkthrough after his suicide there . The smell of empty beer cans . The stagnant air . The silence . The blood on the back and right walls of his bedroom .", "I can talk all through the indifference and relief I felt - and still feel - about my mom ’ s death seven years ago . How the black cloud that she had been since my angry childhood had finally lifted .", "And tell you without a hint of doubt I ’ ve been the best dad I could have been for having lived through my mom ’ s worst . I carried around every mistake I had ever made for so long . Every person I had hurt along the way - even the smallest failures - was a daily thought and regret .", "I haven ’ t been angry in a long time . Because somewhere along the way the burden of failure that defined much of my life evolved into a confidence with all who I am - faults and all ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Because life will go on , you cannot repeat past events . The future is a mystery , nobody knows . Whereas the past is only memories that should be taken as a lesson . Lessons mean to be able to live more meaningful . The past will also be a story for posterity need the money", "context": ["#Who_am_I Born in Japan . After high school , I made my rock band debut . I then founded a fashion EC ‘ ZOZOTOWN ’ . TSE-listed and gained a market worth of US $ 15 billion . In Sept . 2019 , I sold it to Softbank Group and stepped down as CEO . My net worth is now US $ 2 billion ( Forbes ) . ", "I have a passion for collecting contemporary art , Japanese antiques , supercars , wine etc . Some people know me for purchasing J.M.Basquiat ’ s $ 110 million painting . I will be the first civilian to fly around the moon on @USER ' s Starship rocket , scheduled to launch in 2023 . ", "In 2019 , I did a 100 million yen giveaway on Twitter ( 1M yen to 100 winners ) . I hold the record for the most retweeted tweet . In 2020 , I did a giveaway of up to 1 billion yen . This social experiment will study the effects of UBI . Will you be happier if you were given 1M yen ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The tolerent left in all it's glory for all to see . #pathetic #NeverHillary", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I'll be happy Tuesday night . You will be practicing saying , President Trump . #dealwithit", "@USER @USER @USER Yes Jim , you will be crying and masturbating but the rest of the World will be saying Madam President", "@USER @USER @USER Alex Jones ! ! ! What an idiot ! If you want people to know for certain that you're stupid , you succeeded !", "@USER @USER @USER Tuesday night you will be deleting your account . President Trump . Can't wait", "@USER @USER @USER When you commit suicide Tuesday Night after Hillary Wins by 4 million votes , put down a plastic tarp"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yes but Margaret we can't turn off and ignore ! This IS some people's lives pretty #awful #butcantignore", "context": ["@USER Don't find the sad / sob stories entertainment . Always turn them off . Not the forum .", "@USER yes Mags I understand but we can't ignore this story for this family ! cannot suffer anymore with this bastard potentially free", "@USER entertainment ? Of course it's not it's horrific ! But we can't ignore these stories . How utterly horrified is this families story"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And just like that , the reboot for \" It \" was born ! :D", "context": ["1 . I once kissed a professional clown 2 . I really love fountain pens 3 . I'm a smoker 4 . Got injured in my sleep more than once 5 . I won a junior goat milking championship ", "@USER Didn't know you smoked ! And I now have to hear the clown story !", "@USER Aye , terrible habit I'm planning to kick once I'm doing better mentally ! So basically my friend and I got tickets for a local circus . After the show was over we hung around and chatted a bit , and after some time the artists came out to have a beer together . They spotted us and", "@USER asked if we'd like to share a beer with them , how we liked the show etc etc and as she was vibing with one of the acrobats I was hanging out with this other guy who turned out to be the clown . Anyway at some point we were heading home and the clown walked me to my bike and", "@USER then asked if he could steal a kiss . I was single and a bit buzzed so I was like yeah sure let's kiss the clown lmaoo !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Awesome ! Keep up the good work doing what works best . I using #herb as it's a #natural for almost anything .", "context": ["I take #kratom & #Akuamma for my severe neck pain works 1000x better than ANY Rx ", "@USER Perfect ! Right on friend ! Do you use #medical #marijuana too ?", "@USER I have , I found that for severe body pain Kratom works fantastic , for stomach issues and when your in a funk herb is best ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm gonna need a lot of @USER & lots of #music for next couple of weeks ... #Elections2016 #positivity 😉", "context": ["@USER @USER What happened to the whole #riggedelection theory ? ? How's Russia feeling now ? ? 🤔 #ElectionNight #ElectionResults", "@USER @USER Good 🌙 ! ! If #therealdumbclown 🃏 wins , would like 2know who those hidden voters were ... #ElectionNight #ElectionResults", "@USER @USER Wrong day to wear red in my city ... whoops 😬 #Lol #Election2016 #ElectionResults"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER tell Ur fans to post em and u should post the best pics , just like the best video u posted ( 3 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "context": ["@USER My new VM 🎸 for you #sangeeVideo i don't make em unless i feel em #ShaheerSheikh I only make for ShaheernS … ", "@USER shaheera ! u must be receiving a lot of gifts ! are you donating those u don't need ? u should n u should tweet abt it & respect", "@USER encourage your fans to donate the gifts that's meant 4u to those who needs it , ( 2 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect", "@USER U should inspire ur fans to help ppl in need , they may even be their neighbors , ( 4 ) #ShaheerSheikh & respect"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Are you magic ? Can you read my mind ? Wow I thought that was fake but apparently you are the #grandwizard #omg", "context": ["Fellow #resisters this account is now non stop on my page . Instead of attacking and giving him the negative attatention he ’ s seeking let ’ s shower this anonymous proud white man a #welcome #usa ", "@USER Anytime ! I hope u get the love ur seeking . I send u love from the universe .", "@USER just so the non-brainwashed people know , if you ever want this woman to stop with her anti-white rhetoric , invite me into the convo and she will stop trying to spout her anti-white rhetoric", "@USER I haven ’ t stopped lol . But ok . I ’ m not gonna continue to entertain you . You have like 60 followers and a fake pic . How can I take u serious ? Come on be real . U pose no threat to me . U just demonstrate the mind of hate . Being a nurse I try to understand how we got here", "@USER you are a FAKE person saying things you DONT actually believe … and then feeling DUMB about it when u get called on it"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER say yes to the camera @USER ! You can have a pen pal ! leave each other replies !", "context": ["I love where I live . It's almost perfect - - except that I was in bed at 10 PM and woke up to my second note like this . ( Last time I responded with my phone number and a request to be texted so we could figure it out . ) Any idea what it could be ? I don't have a fan running . ", "@USER not sure .. but if you're hot .. you're hot .. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life .", "@USER @USER @USER I have an extra security camera just lying around . You wanna do some recon ? Find this fool ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Congratulations to her for being the best she can be ; and you for giving her the opportunities to open that pathway .", "context": ["A1 . Depends what your hobby is ! I don ’ t currently have any that would be a good fit for monetizing . My husband is an oil painter and has sold prints before though . #DigiBlogChat", "@USER @USER Must be something Loni ... how about minding the kids ? #DigiBlogChat ", "@USER @USER Ha ! The kids are a reason I don ’ t have any hobbies right now ! No time . 🤪 #digiblogchat", "@USER @USER @USER No thank God . Not until Australia in July ! ! ! 🏐 🏐 🏐 🦘 🦘 #digiblogchat", "@USER @USER @USER Sounds like an adventure on the horizon . College trip ? #DigiBlogChat", "@USER @USER @USER No . She was chosen for I ’ m so proud of her 🏐 💯 #digiblogchat"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , well Labour voters since December ... prior to that the majority of Labour constituencies voted to Leave - but now they ’ re no longer Labour seats are they ?", "context": ["The huge majority of the membership : 1 . Are Remainers . 2 . Know that Brexit is a disaster , which is why they opposed it . 3 . Do not view politics in any kind of sectarian way , and just want a Labour government . Desperately . Who is ' we ' , Rachael ? You ? ", "@USER What's your point with 1 ) ? I don't understand it . You think the next leader should actively still want to remain ?", "@USER Nope . Absolutely not . My point with 1 ) is that when people attack the Remain lobby , or whatever they want to call it , they're attacking the vast majority of Labour members and Labour voters ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER be the change you want to see in the world . 💜 you", "context": ["@USER so afraid of nightmares ... and id like to say it cant get worse than this reality , but i didnt think this could be reality", "@USER I didn't think I'd be crying in a hotel room in Kentucky but here we are .", "@USER and im not even PMSing so this is real fear and sadness . oof . i like what @USER said tho"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 🏚 🏤 😜 agWEEbfzR Hey , have you already entered there or not yet . #courage 😤 🎪", "context": ["Wishing you the best on this 2020 my dear friends 😜 😛 😉 🔥 😚 @USER @USER @USER ", "Of curse wishing you with a lot of sex my dear friends 😜 😛 😉 🔥 😚 @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I wish you the same my sweet friend 😛 😚 health , happiness and lot of sex 🤪 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Rule number 1 , if you are going to use words to sound all intellectual , at least know how to spell them lol Everyone was having a go at Yumi , me included , but only one twat had to mention the irrelevant fact that she is mixed race - you just make it so easy for them .", "context": ["Is this the person that called Kerry Anne a racist and took the moral high ground ? ", "@USER @USER @USER She is an idiot , but no need for that", "@USER @USER @USER Purely stating a fact . Funny how many cant handle that .", "@USER @USER @USER Seriously who asked for your opinion . Go troll someone else", "@USER @USER @USER In lue of any intelligent discourse lets use foul language . Intelligence personified"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Getting ready for snow fall later today . Doing great - - hope you are too ! Going to check out Eminem release - - I Post Malone too !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Feeling the love my friend ! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend ! ☮ ️ 💕 😘", "@USER @USER @USER Wazzzzzup BFF ? LOL ... you enjoy as well and always !", "@USER @USER @USER How ’ s my BFF doing ? What ’ s going on in your world . I ’ m just trying to stay healthy and fight these crazy rednecks in the south . Got any weekend plans ? Imma just chill . Right now I ’ m listening to Eminem ’ s new album . 🤪 I ’ m a Post Malone fan . I think I ’ ve moved on . Love ya ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You get to Vote in November . I choose #Peace #prosperity I CHOOSE ", "context": ["Regardless of how you feel about Trump and his actions and foreign policy decisions , US troops are in harm ’ s way . Keep them and their loved ones in your thoughts and prayers . They are simply doing what their Commander-in-Chief was unwilling to do , valiantly serve our country .", "@USER @USER I'm capable of separating the troops from Trump . Thank you very much just the same . The troops are victims of Trump . The same as the rest of us non Republicans .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm Republican and also a victim of Trump . We all are , even those who support him . If we don't remove him , we are all screwed ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "SheePlush I love pastels ... and sheep ... dont ya ? #Plushy #Plush #Plushie ", "context": ["Funuary Challenge 2020 Let's kickstart 2020 with some Fun themes . Join in for the . Tag #Funuary #Funuary2020 while posting ! Funuary Named by @USER ", "Emoji in Love ... 🥰 Lol ... I know ... kinda cliched and cringy ... sowwieee #EMoji #Cringefest #Inlove 😊 ", "Flower 🌸 Shade #FLower #Sunshine #Shade Just something quick and random again ... 🌸 ", "Hope she says ‘ yes ’ this time * Grumble Mumble BeePop 🐝 #FLower #Sunshine #Bee 🐝 ", "Starry butterfly 🦋 , one of the most magnificent beings , almost extinct , google it and check it out #butterfly #flutterby #colorful ", "Welp ... the cubes have got me all dried up .. cubes ... i just can ’ t #CUbe #Icecube #Blue ", "Legend says , that when you wear the “ Eye of the Snowflake ” , whoever offends you , is followed by the “ Curse of the Spam ” Hey ! Hey ! No Backsies ! #Eye #SNowflake #Funuary ", "An Umbrella for every season , even if you have no reason If you don ’ t want to get sick , Which one would you pick ? #Umbrella #Colors #Funuary ", "Welp ! ... Can you guess the time and date ? Just something made in a rush #Clock #Clockwork #Date ", "PeeCattaboo ! ! Who wants a cat ? Just something made in a rush #Cat #Pocket #Peekaboo "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Whatever you decide to do , Pete needs your help to win this thing . Our campaign can't win without folks like us doing everything we can to help . #TeamPete #CountryOverParty #DemocraticDebate", "context": ["Want to help elect Pete Buttigieg but don't know where to start ? Here are five things you can do today to have a profound impact . #TeamPete #PeteForAmerica #NCforPete", "1 . Share Pete for America social media content , especially for your state and local region .", "Here in North Carolina we have a fantastic state group made up of five incredible local areas , each working across a great expansive region to host Pete-Ups , phone / text banks , postcard parties , canvasses , and much more .", "2 . Search on for upcomings events in your area . There will likely be an event in or around your area . Unable to drive there ? Click on \" Remote Only \" events and you can find virtual trainings to give you access to activist steps you can take from home .", "3 . Sign up to text bank through the Iowa branch of the campaign . On a weekly basis , the Iowa branch of the campaign onboards at least one hundred and twenty new activists to make personalized text messages to folks in Iowa , and later on , in your own community .", "4 . Sign up to phone bank through your local group . Many groups have phone banks that are active throughout the day . If you can't find any others , help us here at ", "5 . Write a postcard for Pete . In North Carolina , you can find some premade postcards through your local group and a list of places to send it . But there's no reason you couldn't use postcards of your own community and begin writing to folks in Iowa , New Hampshire , or your area ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is great to hear ! Also , Marshalltown is much more diverse than many towns in Iowa . Which is also great ! It's great !", "context": ["Good Sunday morning from Marshalltown , Iowa . Elizabeth Warren is holding a town hall here with @USER today — it ’ s the first time they ’ re appearing together in Iowa since his endorsement . There are 22 days until the caucus . ", "Big cheers for Castro as he comes out to stump for Warren . “ Nobody ’ s working harder in this race than Elizebeth Warren , ” he says ", "👀 Castro directly names Biden and Sanders , saying that more people like Warren / she can unite the country “ When you look at democrats about 25 % for instance say that they would be unhappy if Vice President Biden was the nominee , ” Castro says , and names the same stat for Sanders", "Castro says on Warren : “ she can bring this party together . She can unify Democrats to defeat Donald Trump in November of 2020 , so that we have a new president , with a stronger America , a better America , America where all of us can succeed . ”", "Warren starts her event talking about Castro , “ I just want to start with one big point . And that is Julián Castro is a good man . And America is a better place because he made the decision to run for president , ” she says", "Worth pointing out : Warren ’ s brought in a much more racially diverse crowd than usual at her event in Marshalltown ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Whatever Your #Religion or #SpirtualAffiliation , Please EVERYONE send & #Prayers to & ALL in the Path of the ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Everyone should report Trump to Twitter ! I did ! 😎 ✊ ✌ ️", "@USER @USER @USER I've posted a request that everyone report him before he says something to make it worse ! 😵 😩 😫 😱 😭", "@USER @USER @USER Sick sick sick in the pit of my stomach for all of our military . Americans all over the world now not safe ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\" Take me in ur arms 😘 💘 ... O babe just give me some warmth 🔥 ❤ ... Make me go sky-high 🌊 .. but babe plz don't make me cry ( coz u r mah F RE ) @USER #shilpashetty #LifeInAMetro #PASSION ", "context": ["The iconic seduction scene of Shilpa Shetty : Life In A Metro ( 2007 ) #shilpashetty #ShilpaShetty ( ( ( THREAD OF THE NIGHT 🔥 ❤ 💦 ) ) ) ", "\" I've been waitin ' all night long ... 4 u my love the one so strong 🔥 ☄ ❤ \" - Shiney Ahuja to Shilpa Shetty @USER #shilpashetty #LifeInAMetro ", "\" The silence of these naughty nights .. when I'm lost in thoughts 👀 ... All I wait 4 is ur presence 😞 😢 💔 💘 ... mah baby ... mah fire u maybe @USER #shilpashetty #shineyahuja #LifeInAMetro "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's odd #PHSO don't bother checking complainants medical history ; don't apply #NHS or clinical standards on allergies ; & don't seek specialist advice from allergists / immunologists once false accusations exist . Legal presumption of innocence should prevail but doesn't .", "context": ["How far has UK psychiatry moved on in the last 100years . ? ", "@USER 0 from when Prof Wessely at the time explained that autoimmune is the modern day equivalent to patients blaming the devil 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️ He then found Celiac disease was more prevalent in those with ME but we never hear about this . But you can clearly see Drs are taught by him to disbelieve ", "@USER He really does write utter garbage . He isn't an endocrinologist so he may not know about T3 for starters . He thinks he is an expert in everything .", "@USER The shocker is that he has done some work we never hear about @USER support his view that all other researchers are barking up the wrong biomedical tree Yet look what he found significant correlation between low blood pressure and fatigue and no negative attitudes 👇 ", "@USER @USER How does this impact on patient safty and more importantly on the false accusations mothers face when making any form of claim for their child ? and why does he get so much support from the @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER The impact on mothers are in history and all around us . Mothers are not allowed to have an opinion ask for second opinions know anything about their child's health . How do you cope as a child #MEhero ", "@USER @USER @USER For decades the abuse and harm has been mounting and yet the let it continue ", "@USER @USER @USER Harmed young people silenced mothers and busy secret Family Courts and misinformation about #MEheroes their voices silenced co-production do we hear the children in all this . Are mothers demonised ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Through audit trails and reporting of harm as advised in the ME / CFS guidelines this should have stopped and better funding should have given young people more hope ? But how many who don't come forward are there ? Decades of suffering ", "@USER @USER @USER Their reality has been gaslighted by the profession that should protect but reality never comes just a narrative that protects the abuse ", "@USER @USER @USER No one doctor can explain PEM the defining diagnostic tool . No one in the looks at the evidence w unbiased eyes . Advocates are belittled and not allowed to educate the medical staff as they know nothing how do we work to put this right if no one listens ", "@USER @USER @USER #MentalHealth stigma will persist whilst professionals remain this blinkered & arrogant . The idea that ( life threatening ) allergies are a mere ' notion ' speaks volumes : my adult D doesn't have ME but , depending on the level of allergen exposure , she can be completely exhausted .", "@USER @USER @USER What's interesting is the level of fear within the medical profession that causes them to gaslight lived experience & medical history & make false #Fii allegations against parents . Our D was 18 when MH staff secretly accused us . They wouldn't listen to her & put her at risk !", "@USER @USER @USER Shockingly , the have no protocol to follow when investigating cases involving false #Fii . They've said they accept them as evidence unless they've been disproven but you can't disprove something you don't know anything about & which safeguarding didn't investigate !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Whatev , all adds up to what's been going on ( world-wide ) for decades ! Bring down countries that have , to the levels of \" have not \" countries ! #CheapLabor Think it was a coincidence , not one \" New American \" coming to ND was from a Scandinavian country , NOT ONE ! ? #NDPOL", "context": ["Letter : Communities thrive when immigrants and refugees are welcomed ", "@USER Careful , @USER your fear , ignorance and loathing are showing ...", "@USER @USER Just common sense , w / o all the feelings . \" Leading \" feelings first ( in the name of fairness ) is the reason our dollar is worth half as much as post WWII . The reason there's not comfortable retirement forl all #Americans ! ? The reason we use #WindEnergy . Too #BoldStrategy ? ", "@USER @USER What you call common sense I call fear , ignorance and loathing . Potato , potahto .", "@USER @USER It's also why having a kid now costs the insured 5K , with #Insurance . That means the insured ( people playing by rules and laws ) can't afford to have multiple kids anymore ! ? Immigrants , especially illegals and \" refugees \" have all kinds of kids , paid for by the taxpayer ! ?", "@USER @USER That ’ s actually pretty much bullshit and you know it . Read up , Dude ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The reason I use half and half in my coffee is if one day I ’ m feeling frisky I can put some Bailys in and no one will know the difference !", "context": ["Kinda hard to keep fresh half & half in the house when I want to put it in my coffee only twice a decade", "@USER You like it black or do you use nasty flavored creamers ?", "@USER Black . Always black . And hot . Hot as I can get it .", "@USER I have a coworker who takes it from the pot and puts it in the microwave for 1 min ... #ThatsHot", "@USER If I did that I might need to add a splash of cold whisky"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER World War 3 ? This has been happening ever since the end of WW2 . Muslims nations worldwide had been bombarded with American's atrocities on the Land & it's people ever since WW2 . So , is it WW4 ? Not at all ! #Rise #Peace #Unification ", "context": ["like hitler - he also spent $ 2 trillions on military - but he ended up like a nazi WW3 TWEET : \" If Iran attacks US bases , interests \" - US will bomb Iran so who will do the false flag now ? got some people ? or robots will false flag the world again ? to fool Russia and China . ", "@USER Albert Pike ( December 29 , 1809 – April 2 , 1891 ) was an American author , poet , orator , jurist and prominent member of the Freemasons . Died : April 2 , 1891 ( aged 81 ); Washington , D . C . , U . S ", "@USER a 33rd degree , Freemason Occultist Grand Master and creator of the Southern Jurisdiction of the ... This may interest readers ", "@USER Inside this ' ' Illuminati Temple ' ' will shock you ! ( R $ E ) The Controversy of Zion These few links to see and read may help see a broader image of the current hidden world .. Yet world is not coming to an end ..", "@USER “ Greater Israel ” : The Zionist Plan for the Middle East ( image link ) What do @USER or @USER & even Scholars or people globally have to say about that which is happening in front of the world clearly ? Think "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Let me return to and dot com . I think both are doink a job , the problem is that the total output is pitiful compared to what is needed . We may get a #GlobalWarming article today , and then get another one 3 weeks later , and then another one in a", "context": ["I think this is an interesting column . There are parts I agree with and parts I #Disagree with . cc @USER @USER @USER Obviously I like the positive spin on Warren who also happens to be the most #Technocratic candidate ", "@USER @USER @USER among the Ds . Evidently the #BernieBros want to malign Warren as appealing to the #Educated . #GuiltyAsChaged .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes politics matter , and talented politicians will #Win over #technocratic excellence . However , in the end , it is #Technocratic that will matter in the long-run . Take for example . Yes the hellstorm in Australia gets the press and raises awareness .", "@USER @USER @USER However , to define the parameters of the problem and map out potential solutions requires a detailed #technocratic understanding of the #Scientific and Policy #minutiae It is here that publications like and dot com play a critical role . But they are not", "@USER @USER @USER doing nearly enuf educating the public on the #Scientific and #Policy #Truth . Too much of journalism is infected with the verbatim journalism mindset and the are clicking on my ads outlook .", "@USER @USER @USER We live in a World where the #Facts and #Truth are moar readily accessible than ever before in Hu-man #History , and yet moar people than ever * choose * to be . Does that mean that the is hopeless ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I don ’ t compete with others . If you ’ re with other women , you ’ re simply not the man for me . There ’ s too much drama for me . Bad vibes and toxic energies . #poem #poetry", "context": ["My heart has been lonely , for too many years . Looking , longing . Waiting , wanting . For someone who would be , perfect , just right for me . Maybe somewhere in the world , someone is looking for me ? #poem #poetry", "And the Goddess of Love said ; “ But as long as you hold on , you can ’ t make room , for someone new , for more love . And one person is not , never , your only hope for love . ” #poem #poetry", "Maybe he only lives , in my imagination , in romantic , erotic fantasies . He makes me happy , what ’ s the harm ? With him , I ’ ll never be lonely again . #poem #poetry #soulmate"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #prayerrequest #pray #HeavenlyFather bless humans truly obeying you and working in & revoke / cancel ALL witchcraft targeting them & their deeds In Name | |", "context": ["#pray Jehovah Gador Milchamah cause person injured @USER #Jamaican #health dept 2receive ALL compensation due from manager who caused injury IJN", "#prayerrequest #pray Jehovah Gador Milchamah bind devils helping people speaking evil over person injured at #health dept in & owed - pray the is paid NOW In Name | | @USER @USER @USER", "#prayerrequest #pray #HeavenlyFather bind devils in offices @USER & replace them with holy angels : multiply humans there relentlessly praying to you in Name | | @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER #prayerrequest #pray #HeavenlyFather bind devils in offices in & replace them with holy angels : multiply humans there relentlessly praying to You In Name | |"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER IRAN LEADER : STOP KILLING IRANIAN PEOPLE 🙏 #Light #Peace #QAnon ✈ ️ 🔔 💜 ♾ vs DO SOMETHING GOOD B4 YOUR DEPARTED ️ ", "context": ["@USER HEY @USER cc @USER MyGen 4 ⭐ ︎ I'VE FAKE MOANING MP4 & video captured OF SOLEIMANI FOLLOWERS AT HIS FUNERAL ! IT'S ONLY THE DSCABAL TWATTER et al WON'T LET ME TWEET IT ! WOULD Y LIKE 2 SEE it , MICKIE ⁉ ️ #QAnon #NewQ #WWG1WGA 🔔 💙 ♾ ", "@USER @USER @USER JUST WONDERING IF YOU want to see this 👉 🏻 FAKE MOANING Video of SOLEIMANI FOLLOWERS AT HIS FUNERAL ! #QAnon #NewQ #News 🔔 💙 ♾ | ", "@USER @USER @USER VIEW FROM STREET OF IRAN THANKING POTUS #thxPOTUS4soleimani #QAnon #WhatIsQ ✈ ️ 🔔 💜 ♾ 🔔 vs = ", "@USER @USER @USER IRAN LEADER : STOP KILLING IRANIAN PEOPLE 🙏 #QArmy #WhatIsQ #DarkToLight ✈ ️ 🔔 💜 ♾ vs DO SOMETHING GOOD B4 Y PART THIS WORLD !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And it's appreciated . 👊 I got confirmation from work yesterday and its booked off .", "context": ["3 days and 19 hours to go . We will be sharing more details just prior to the release of the tickets . #SeaofThieves #BeMorePirate ", "@USER Will this include city and venue as well for those seeking a long voyage across pond ?", "@USER @USER Check out the Twitter page for a hint . 😉 We are @USER and myself . Members of the community who have discussed this for the past few years and we are now doing this for the good of the community ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Have downloaded . Ready to listen to tomorrow afternoon / evening", "context": ["Got to say I really enjoyed this pod ! Got me thinking about two percenters and sausage machines ! Listen and you will get it ! ", "@USER Mate , just listened to this in the car with my son , sparked some decent chat . Liked it #4000weeks 😳", "@USER @USER Queued up ready for the car , looking forward to this one !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER No amount of Money can buy Joy Joy lives in one's heart Wish you Joy", "context": ["To battle depression , there's a list of things people recommend . 1 . Eat healthy 2 . Exercise 3 . Therapy 4 . Pills 5 . Get a good nights sleep 6 . Think more positively and the list goes on . Some of these things are easier said than done ( part 1 )", "Others are pretty much impossible when you're struggling to make ends meet , when your mom works 2 jobs and she's struggling to make ends meet . How can I eat healthy when I can't afford to eat ? How can I go to therapy when I can barely afford my meds ?", "And a good night's sleep on this mattress 🤣 . The system around beating depression only works if you have the money for it and if you don't well good luck , but no one wants to talk about that . #depressionfeelslike #depressedandpoor #SickNotWeak"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The nature of GOD as He shows Himself to be : Holy , Creator , As the Word of the Living GOD goes forth ... so things are . #AbsoluteTruth from Eternal Omniscient is a firm foundation The living it out for us to know was accomplished by Messiah Jesus Christ & followers . lives", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I have already practiced other religions . I would still focus on the highest ideal in silent prayer / meditation , as I have always done since the beginning of my journey . Because it is beneficial and fail to see the benifit in not believing in a God or gods .", "@USER @USER @USER Sticking with facts and reason is actually good for your brain . You are a case in point . Lack of reason makes you loopy .", "@USER @USER @USER Do you think that is what becoming an atheist is ? I mean , sticking with the facts ? What is the benefit in not believing ?", "@USER @USER @USER So you ’ re believing because there ’ s benefits", "@USER @USER @USER I don't know why you do what you do , but my guess is because of the deep hatred you hold torwards others .", "@USER @USER @USER Just explained why it is beneficial for you to not believe .", "@USER @USER @USER No , you don't provided your opinion . Until you DEMONSTRATE it as valid , I don't accept it as valid . It's an honesty thing . You wouldn't understand .", "@USER @USER @USER I understand you honestly don't believe . My question is how is that beneficial for you and those around you ?", "@USER @USER @USER It is my intention to believe as many true things and as few false things as possible .", "@USER @USER @USER I keep hearing that what do you believe ?", "@USER @USER @USER I believe that most religions are centred on myths that are symbolic rather than explanatory .", "@USER @USER @USER Most religions are false . Christianity is the only faith where we worship the one true living God .", "@USER @USER @USER The followers of every god worshipping religion say that , why should we believe you ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ahh yes , I have it . Love the little graphics , now I feel", "context": ["For my 1st year really concentrating on running I'm super happy with my 2019 stats . 2020 is gonna be my big building year looking forward to smashing this total by a significant amount and some . Cant wait to get started 💪 💪 👍 👍 👌 ", "@USER Absolutely ! Me too ! And I can ’ t wait 🙌 🏻 must stop using exclamation marks also 😂 I didn ’ t know you could do Thai yearly thing in Strava . I will take a look 👀 x", "@USER Check your emails . It wont be your year end total but you will have one for \" your year in Stats \" . Will give you a breakdown of your activity xx"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER She ’ s a fav author . Her participation was vital . Debts repaid are important . Hwevr , what we continue to look back at & yell about tends to stay active & define us . Equity , freedom & justice are empowering ideas to move toward . We need inspiration not more railing against .", "context": ["Public housing residents should not be forced to live in unhealthy and unsafe conditions . The Green New Deal for Public Housing I introduced with @USER will ensure that public housing residents in Durham and across America live in safe homes . ", "@USER @USER I ’ m high on the liberal scale , but there ’ s a difference between a leg up and a free ride ... pretty sure satisfaction does not reside in all out handouts . Not voting Sanders .", "@USER @USER @USER They said , \" no one should live in unhealthy , unsafe living conditions . \" And , from that , you got , \" free ride . \" You are racist .", "@USER @USER @USER A lot of personalizing of policy and writing folks off as racists . You get your vote & I get mine . That the beauty of democracy . I hope we can all finally come together to whoever gets nominated & work to both help folks out that need it & empower one another beyond this mess .", "@USER @USER @USER More deflection on your part . Typical . I didn't personalize anything . Racism is policy . You should read and learn about it . Maybe you'd stop being racist , but I won't hold my breath . I'm voting for the candidate who gives black people \" free rides . \" I don't care what you do .", "@USER @USER @USER Have either of you listened to Marianne Williamson ? Not as a candidate , but she makes it very clear reparations are not handouts they are debts owed . She ’ s talking about love , democracy and fairness for all . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm fine , dear Lillian ! 😀 Thanks for asking . Thank you for sharing such a #rose . I wish you and all #Divas a of much joy . A hug from Brazil ! 😘 🌷 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hey Divas ! May this Christmas be full of surprises , gifts and greetings for you . Embrace the joy this wonderful occasion brings to your home . Merry Christmas ! Happy Christmas Divas ! ", "@USER @USER @USER All the very best to you too María 🎄 🎅", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m a cheeky one on the gifting front Terri 😉 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Definitely cheeks involved , Seanna , but only obvious if they turn around ! Hoping your Christmas was great , and wishing you a wonderful new year ’ s eve !", "@USER @USER @USER What is a typical New Years day like there , Seanna ?", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m probably not the best person to ask Terri . I ’ m not a drinker and most of the action here would be a New Years Eve party then a family meal like round two of Christmas dinner for New Years Day . I will toast in the New Year then head off to bed just after midnight 🤗 🥳", "@USER @USER @USER Seanna , I ’ m not a drinker , either . I stopped when I was going through chemo and alcohol didn ’ t taste good . After living a year without alcohol , I realized I didn ’ t miss it . Have you ever been around people who have been drinking & you ’ re the only sober one ? It can be odd .", "@USER @USER @USER I like that as I ’ m able to recount the stories and the bits they ’ d rather forget 🤣 . I stopped because one of my meds made alcahol taste like copper . Been off the drink 16 years now .", "@USER @USER @USER I hear ya , Seanna . I can ’ t even remember how the taste was altered , but it was no longer enjoyable . I have to think it has positively impacted our grocery bill ?", "@USER @USER @USER As well as our health later in life hopefully Terri 🤗", "@USER @USER @USER True ! Some say it has health benefits , too , like reducing heart disease or diabetes . But I'm going to take my chances .", "@USER @USER @USER Coffee overall has health benefits , but as with any \" food \" where and how it is sourced matters . Some brands ( particularly the ones which are not organic and free trade , have pesticides . It isn't cheap or easy to grow coffee . #sourcematters #coffee", "@USER @USER @USER Friends : What did you learn in 2019 ( in 6 words or less ) ? #WordsofWisdom #lessonslearned #ShareWisdom", "@USER @USER @USER How is it going Ana ? We're well into the new year and we're still here ! White roses are my favorite . They represent unconditional love . Something we all ought to share with ourselves and each other . I hope #Sunday is beautiful . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER thanks for joining my friend hope you get to feeling better soon #Peace & #Balance", "context": ["live #streaming on #Twitch starting now & going till ... ? I'm a #TwitchAffiliate Got ? link @USER for for many FREEBIES as well as a FREE monthly SUB :) continuing come through y'all Happy Sunday Funday ! ", "@USER @USER @USER hey y'all #Sunday #PuffPuffPass #GoodVibes 🌿 🐝 💨 let's connect 💚 ✌ ️ ️ been MIA took a bit of a spill Winters are hard wanted to touch base let folks know I'm still kicking & to all Be Kind As Ya Flower Fam ", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m so glad to see you JP 😀 You called a #puffpuffpass 💚 I ’ m fighting some flu-like symptoms 🤧 BUT it ’ s just past 4:20 so Let ’ s smoke 🌬 💨 #StayLifted "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "That Every People Can Change ! ! And to give Some People A second chance ! ! And the Chance of Redemption ! ! That There Is Good in EveryBody ! ! And That Everyone Can Be ! ! It Teach Us To Believe In Something Good ! ! In People ! ! In Yourself ! ! 😘 👋 🏾 👐 🏿 ‍ ️ ‍ ‍ ️ ‍ ", "context": ["#TheGoodPlace Is One Of The Best #Forking Comedy Shows I Have Seen ! ! Its So Good ! ! And Funny ! ! And Amazing ! ! And Wonderful ! ! It ’ s A Show That Tell Us That Not only We Can Be Good ! ! But Be Better ! ! It Shows Us That We Can All Share Hope ! ! And Compassion ! ! And Love ! ! 🥰 😍 🤩 💝 ", "It ’ s A Hilarious Series ! ! With Wondeful , Amazing , Funny People ! ! And Characters ! ! 🥰 😂 It ’ s Shows Us To Never Stop Fighting Injustice And Discrimination And Oppression ! ! To Stand Up Against hate ! ! And That We Have A Responsibility To Change That If We See It ! ! @USER @USER ", "To Never Stand Still If Someone Is being hurt ! ! And To Never give up ! ! And Always Stand Up ! ! And Have Hope ! ! Up Show Us That With A Lot Of Compassion ! ! Empathy ! ! Kindness ! ! And Love ! ! Etc ... ! ! We All Deserve To Go To The Good Place ! ! 😇 👍 🏿 ! ! 💟 ☮ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May we ALL decide to experience #Christ #Jesus forever going forward by making the personal decision to take on His sincere heart ... His HEART of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER ", "context": ["#ThursdayMotivation This world ’ s cultures and philosophies are constantly changing and adapting , while for thousands of years , God ’ s Word has never changed . Even Constitution changes but GOD changes not I choose to stand with God rather than with society ! ", "@USER @USER @USER It comes back , brother Eric , to that wonderful ex seeposé that Saint Paul wrote in 1 Corinthians 18-24 . What the world regards as mere foolishness is precisely God's plan : to make human knowledge be unable to grasp the fundamentals of sprituality . And thereby remain defiant . YSNH", "@USER @USER @USER * expose * This predictive text makes a mockery of communication . YSNH", "@USER @USER @USER We will not be held accountable to my opinion or your opinion , but judged according to God's words", "@USER @USER @USER Hence my thought the other day : \" Always Scripturise ! \" Scripturising saves us from speaking of God's Word w / o its authority to back us & saves us from heresy . We can interpret as much as we like , but the Scripture is , will be N shall remain the bedrock of our discussions . YSNH", "@USER @USER @USER Christianity is not a bible verse tattooed on your arm . Christianity is not a cute Hillsong lyric . Christianity is not the one line in your Instagram bio . Christianity is actively dying to yourself and living for Christ . Salvation is the everyday experience in CHRIST ⛪ JESUS "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yeah , that's a concern of mine b / c I've drank wine since I was two years old ( Italians used to put it on the gums of teething babies ) but never in large quantities . i So maybe small bottles ? #wine #geography #viticulture", "context": ["It used to be a standard part of many peoples ’ lives . Have a glass of wine or two with dinner . Get together with friends and open up a bottle of wine . But in 2019 , for the first time in 25 years , wine drinking actually decreased . Why ? #wine #wineoclock ", "@USER A WSJ article two days ago attributed it to millenials preferring other new imbibes like alcoholic seltzer . Ugh !", "@USER Even amongst the older wine drinkers I know , they're drinking less . It's just a hassle to open an entire bottle of wine and know it's going to go bad quickly . The industry needs to update from the archaic 750ml model ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER To be viable post #Scexit , Scotland would need an additional 500,000 taxpayers , which means attracting companies . As Scotland is already the highest taxed part of the UK , you propose further increasing the taxes which means business and immigrants won't come to Scotland", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Scotland was incredibly rich in 2014 . We still are wealthy . I don't see your point", "@USER @USER @USER Not a Spanish btw . Well aware of EU rules", "@USER @USER @USER In which case you should know why theoretically , a #Scexit ravaged Scotland would struggle with meeting the criteria . “ Wealth ” - I presume is you refering to dwindling oil reserves and growing renewables . You allude ro SME so you know that is only part of the requirement .", "@USER @USER @USER I know that we currently meet all of the criteria because we are already a member , so our transition back into EU should be fast and easy , according to Jean Paul Junker . I ’ ll just take his word for it thanks", "@USER @USER @USER Junker has nothing to do with it , you don't meet the criteria on so many points , but you know that .", "@USER @USER @USER ah ok , where is Scotland's Central Bank ? , just one of the criteria that we don't meet .", "@USER @USER @USER Bulgaria , Croatia , Czech Republic , Denmark , Hungary , Poland , Romania , Sweden ( and UK ) don't use the euro .", "@USER @USER @USER and only Denmark and UK are legally allowed to remain outside of the euro permanently . This is by treaty negotiation and means that iScotland on joining has to agree to join the euro at some point in the future . A requirement is a central bank .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm sure well be fine the world doesn't revolve round your Brit pound , what if Scotland leaving the UK will impact the value of it .", "@USER @USER @USER Scotland leaving will have virtually no negative effect and potentially a positive one over time . The rUK retaining the additional funding that was paid to ScotGov will have a beneficial effect on rUK economy . Your mistake is thinking the Union is about money .", "@USER @USER @USER That's the mistake of the unionist . So let's hear what's more important .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes we often make mistakes quoting facts at you nationalists . Many have advised me that it's a waste of time and with your responses here I'm beginning to believe them .", "@USER @USER @USER Gers is the No1fact that's given to me fair enough , the problem is these figures are calculated within the union , these figures will change when Scotland is Indy Do you want Scotland to live with a deficit taking from the English economy the rest of its days . That's not good ➡ ️", "@USER @USER @USER GERS gives Scotland the figures on the last day of Union and first day of independence . From that day the accounts must be managed by SCotGov , this means expenditure must equal income . Would you raise tax by 20 % , cut public spending by 20 % or mix of both ?", "@USER @USER @USER Would you like some more time on this one Baz ?", "@USER @USER @USER A mix of both leaning more towards tax increases . We'll manage"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Also , the type of guy who wants his woman to give up work ( whether SW or not ) is also usually the type of guy who values his partner as a trophy ( and why not , when he paid dearly ? ) that he will trade in for the younger , tighter model as soon as he feels like it #commitment", "context": ["I ’ m confused as to how you can be in this industry and still be married / have a serious relationship . If it ’ s because you ’ re a super sexual person and need that fix , I get it . But I don ’ t understand the math behind being married AND working as a sw for the $ .", "@USER So to fit traditional gender roles - and there's nothing wrong with liking those - should every woman quit working after marriage ? Or just sex workers ? Personally , I'd be uncomfortable being completely financially dependent on one person - unless I have a prenup in my favour 😇", "@USER @USER Lol honestly either way . I don't want to be relying on \" pocket money \" . It's called love , Regina . Have you heard of it ? That's why sex workers get married . Why should anyone quit working when they marry ? How privileged ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER MUPPET PLAYS GUITAR ! ? ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 011 ] Hi , my name is Larry , I worked really hard on this #vlog so please & #share if you enjoyed it , that would mean a lot thanks ! 😊 ", "context": ["📸 LARRYS ' #VLOG2020 THREAD For those of you that don't know I'm vlogging every day during 2020 because ... um ... I thought it was good idea ... or something . I actually started a few days ago but today was the first official #vlog of 2020 . ", "It's a little late but here is today's #VLOG2020 episode . Night night friends , talk to you all tomorrow ! ❤ ️ ", "📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 003 ] In Episode 003 we talk about Streaming , Casting Couches , & how shitty AUS POST is with parcel deliveries ! Enjoy ! ", "Noisy Neighbors , Unboxing Package , & Snacks ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 004 ] I decided to #vlog a bunch little moments over the course of the day & edit them together . Not every vlog will be this elaborate but I hope I can find a happy medium to work with daily . ", "RAIN ! ! ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 005 ] I has ze frendz ! ! ! No friends were harmed in the making of this video . ", "KFC , bush fires , & more packages ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 006 ] Thanks for watching , liking , & sharing ! 😊 ", "Knives , New Tables , & Announcements ! ! ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 007 ] I lost some of today's footage but I made up for it by announcing one of many projects of been working on . @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER IT STILL COUNTS ! ! ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 008 ] I definitely didn't fall asleep & forget to upload my vlog ... My clock says 10:40 pm so it's still technically the 8th ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Busy day being a muppet ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 009 ] Played a bit of an Andy McKee song in the background of today's vlog . I might do a full guitar video for one of the vlogs in the future . Let me know if you'd like to see this in the comments . ", "@USER @USER @USER Burrito Nachos ! ! ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 010 ] Today was a good day . 😊 👌 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "7/11 She begged Aphrodite to let her see Eros , and the goddess gave her 3 impossible tasks to complete to prove her love . Aphrodite - Briton Rivière Canvas #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "context": ["1/11 Psyche was a mortal so beautiful that Aphrodite herself became jealous of the attention she attracted from men . The Bath of Psyche - Sir Frederic Leighton #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "2/11 She sent her son , the god Eros , to poison the hearts of men against Psyche , but instead , he fell in love with her himself . The First Kiss - L'Amour et Psyché , enfants - William Adolphe Bouguereau #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "3/11 In spite of the attention she received , Psyche remained unmarried , as she wanted to love her husband . Her parents became desperate and went to an oracle . Psyche - William Adolphe Bouguereau #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "4/11 Eros arranged with Apollo for the oracle to say her husband would be an ugly beast at the top of a mountain and she'd never see his face . The Priestess of Delphi - John Collier #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "5/11 After marrying , Psyche was only with him at night , where he was tender and loving , making her very happy . Her sisters told her he must be a beast who would kill her & that she must kill him first . Psyche's Wedding - Edward Coley Burne-Jones #mythology", "6/11 When Psyche held a lamp up and saw his face , she woke Eros , who told her she had betrayed him and flew away . Psyche Entering Cupid's Garden - John William Waterhouse #MythologyMonday #mythology #art"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER What a beautiful greetings Thank you my dear Alan Amen B \" H All Our Family 💖 💖 💖 I love your proud Z Hound My needs more training 😁 #BlessedDay #WE #Family ", "context": ["@USER Great all friends of Z 😍 😘 ✌ Cute day my dear Lizbeth 💞 🌹 #BlessedDay #Roses #JewishandProud ", "@USER Thank you my dear Alan Shavua Tov 💞 Z 💞 #BlessedDay #WE #JewishandProud ", "@USER Very cute and tender puppy , nice afternoon dear Beth 😘 💕", "@USER Thank you dear Alan 😘 💞 Have a nice evening ~ ✨", "@USER Shalom , thank you very much my dear Lizbeth . Cute day , a big hug and lots of Z kisses . 😉 😘 💕 #JewishandProud #WE #Snnopy ❤ ", "@USER My pleasure and thank you so much my dear Alan 💞 Have a beautiful day 💞 😘 Z xoxo #BlesseDay #WE ✡ 🕊 ", "@USER Very beautiful Z bunny in gif , I loved it . Happy Tuesday my dear Beth 💞 ❤ 🌹 B \" H with you and all your beautiful family . #JewishandProud #BlessedDay #WE "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Having a joint account / investment : Having a joint account or property isn ’ t , in itself , a bad thing . What is bad is when one person has the monopoly of such account or property ... Continue reading on #BellaNaijaFeatures . #marriage #law ", "context": ["Love wantintin 😍 Yeah , we know love is sweet , but do you want to know what is sweeter ? Being aware of the legal implications of marriage before you jump right into it . ", "There are many legal implications of marriage that many people fail to consider . Let ’ s highlight some : Averagely , many people assume that a woman would take the last name of her husband once they get married . But should you always assume ? No ! ! ", "Before you get married to your spouse , you need to talk about whether or not you are willing to change your name or if your spouse is willing to adopt your name . Don ’ t just assume , discuss this with your spouse first . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Michele for putting me on your #AwesomeList I really appreciate being one of your #AwesomeFriends and I wish an day ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks BJ , I feel special 💖 💖 💖 I hope these peeps do as well . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Shenae ! ❤ ️ It's so lovely to see you ! ❤ ️ May I add ... ❤ ️ 😘 🤗 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much . Cristy ! 💐 💕 Sharing the love with these wonderful people "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We disagree . Repectfully , I think that you are less likely to be offended if you stay tuned in to Fox News . That channel is much more entertaining and pro #POTUS ... ya know what I mean ? They say blonds have more for a reason - - they all work at #Fox .", "context": ["Trump campaign advisor @USER reacts to the president ’ s speech today : “ I think today was an off-ramp for further escalation , it ’ s a very positive thing . ” ", "@USER @USER Pop a Xanax Christiane it's going to be OKAY !", "@USER @USER @USER IMO : She has done an amazing job wading through the quagmire in real time from across the pond . I knew she would be good at this but she is processing breaking news and delivering it to everybody in layman's terms ! Thanks #Amanpour & #CNN . #NoWarWithIran", "@USER @USER @USER What's so amazing about her ? She is a left wing pretend journalist who likes to divide our country and bash POTUS 24/7 ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER What ’ s the fine for no EU community licence ?", "context": ["Check at #MiltonKeynes 🚔 Our team stopped & inspected this foreign light goods combination . Driver claiming private use 🤔 Using intelligence tools at our disposal & good old Traffic Examiner Experience we disproved this ! Overweight ⚖ ️ no #tachograph fitted & no records ! ! ( 1/3 ) ", "Prohibitions & FPNs issued , including a 45hr prohibition notice to ensure the driver has enough rest ! 😴 🛌 The company also didn ’ t have an EU community licence to enable them to operate in member states 🤦 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️ ( 2/3 )", "Using this combination & claiming private use is not only a serious #RoadSafety risk , but circumnavigates rules surrounding #drivershours & European community licences , therefore gaining a considerable commercial advantage & placing compliant operators at a disadvantage ! ( 3/3 )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yea get involve in a war crime and we ’ re definitely heading into another World war for sure , because you have a problem with way more than Iran at that point .", "context": ["... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ...", "... targeted 52 Iranian sites ( representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago ) , some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture , and those targets , and Iran itself , WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD . The USA wants no more threats !", "@USER Thank you , President Trump . You cannot be more clear than this . We cannot allow America to be pushed around by violent thugs and I ’ m grateful to have a president who will take a REAL stand . And back it up with action if necessary . President . Trump . Does . Not . Bluff ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #feelthebern ! ! ! Bernie Sanders for #global #cannabis legalization ! ! America poised to be leader in yo ! ", "context": ["Americans should be thrilled w / the opportunity to choose between Bernie Sanders & Elizabeth Warren fact there's a #sanders vs #warren \" feud \" only helping to normalize how obvious it is that platforms of #medicareforall , taxing the rich & legalization are common sense ", "#resist corporate bloodsucker #leaders ! ! ! no more #greedy politicians ! over ! so long , Biden ! later , Garcetti ! ", "@USER @USER @USER #future of #eARTh is #green yo ! the prisoners ! the entire ! ! ! in all 50 states ! for all via ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Adding your Tweet non-apology is more hollow then ever when the funding email sent just before says you won't apologize You call a hypocrite ? Make amends ! #Resign Get therapy for anger and wounds . Only one life #NoHate", "context": ["Let me be clear : I do not believe Democrats are in love with terrorists , and I apologize for what I said earlier this week . ( 1/5 )", "@USER @USER @USER When someone apologizes , there ’ s no need to rub it in their face . That kind of reaction is unhelpful and problematic .", "@USER @USER @USER Here ’ s the fundraising email Collins sent out 40 minutes before his “ apology . ” Apology seems legit 🙄 ( as If there were any question . ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER When you ’ re just about to fall asleep and then a foot shoved itself under your rib and then all of a sudden you have giant flame of heartburn come up your throat and then you pee your pants all at the same time lol", "context": ["When I see pregnant woman walking around in public it weirds me out because it ’ s so uncommon .", "@USER I was one and I agree with this .", "@USER @USER The state ’ s you get when you are 8 months pregnant out in public is hilarious"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Dude ... they don't care about the #minorities being killed , raped , converted in 3 islamic nations . They don't basically care about human life , little girls getting raped n married 2much older guys & u think the consideration of \" pollution & time waste \" is gonna move them ? 😂", "context": ["Let me throw up something about the Shaheen Bagh protests . They ’ re costing me at least ₹ 75 and 30-60 minutes every working day .", "How you might ask ? With the DND clogged up , to be fair if I go to office early enough in the AM I can use the DND but in the evenings , I ’ m forced to use Nizamuddin . So on average I ’ m driving ten clicks more daily .", "Which in the car I ’ m driving right now is about a litre of petrol , so ₹ 75 . But you could argue that that much money wouldn ’ t hurt someone like me . Sure , I ’ m not happy about burning an extra litre of fuel , but on that front , I ’ m not one to talk .", "But I could without the time loss , but then again I ’ m in a nice car with an air purifier and a nice audio system . So more time for podcasts .", "But the average commuter isn ’ t as lucky as me . They ’ re spending hours more in some cases and much more money . And while ₹ 75 won ’ t hurt me , the average commuter who is affected does get hurt spending ₹ 100 more a day .", "So when you think of the tens of thousands of commuters affected , the extra money and fuel spent , the maths will not be pretty . You would be looking at tens of crores daily in pure financial costs , but the time wasted and the additional pollution ? Can you stick a monetary value ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Even if UK is the 2nd biggest music , mariah has more amazing achievement like having a big hit in countries that is far away in US and those countries is not small countries and has many population . And also is # 6 is Australia , a big country that is far away from US .", "context": ["US and UK are the most important , but what makes important , having songs that are big hits in countries that far away from US & UK . Australia is far away from US & UK and she got # 6 single in 2013 . Through The Rain ( 2002 ) is mariah ’ s singnature in Southeast Asia . ", "Southeast Asia has many populations and has big countries and mariah is popular in that sub-continent that is far away from US . Indonesia is big countries , Philippines is also not a small country with small population .", "@USER Girl he ’ s lying as well . According to statistics , Japan is the second biggest music market in the world not the UK"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's a much better idea ! I think I may have to follow that . The book I'm being featured in , is ready for pre-order in Feb", "context": ["Two middle-aged indie authors met at a pub in Guildford . Beers were consumed and after five hours , this was the best selfie they could manage . @USER ", "@USER @USER Ah , my two fave authors . Looking sharp boys ! 😎 👌 ", "@USER @USER Aw , I'm so annoyed I couldn't have a Beaujolais with you ! I am now going to have to get a bottle tomorrow ! !", "@USER @USER A beauje what ? ! Lol . I ’ m back on the alcohol free tonight ☺ ️", "@USER @USER I thought you didn't drink anyway ! BTW its called beaujolais ( ber-jeu-lay ) . Its a dark red wine from Bergundy and tastes like divinity . And roses . If you catch my drift 😉", "@USER @USER I don ’ t . Keith forced me at gunpoint . He ’ s very persuasive 🤣 Roses , eh ? Hmm !", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not a whiskey girl , but I love vodka and chambord !", "@USER @USER @USER It's my own invention . I call it the Alena Special 😅", "@USER @USER @USER Well I have both in the house , I also have work in the morning", "@USER @USER @USER Ah , the wiles of work ... 🙄 Unfortunately I have work in the morning too . I don't think looking after a room full of 2 year olds with a hangover would be a good idea . 🤕 . Best save it 😊"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER and #Uplifting ! Seldom do I find books or authors with the ability to reach us via our hearts and minds . This is one of the rare exceptions . The author connects with the reader not just through religion but also through spirituality \" - Reviewer ", "context": ["\" Iran ’ s hostilities substantially increased after the foolish Iran nuclear deal was signed in 2013 . And they were given $ 150 billion , \" says President Trump . \" The missiles fired last night at us & our allies were paid for with the funds made available by the last administration . \" ", "President Obama in 2015 : \" Now , this is not to say that sanctions relief will provide no benefit to Iran ’ s military . Let ’ s stipulate that some of that money will flow to activities that we object to . \"", "Secretary of State John Kerry in 2016 : “ I think that some of [ the money ] will end up in the hands of the IRGC or other entities , some of which are labeled terrorists . ”", "AP : Secret Obama-era permit let Iran convert funds to dollars "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Your true friend the source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Wish you Joy", "context": ["#depressionfeelslike Hello everyone , the name is Ana , I ’ m 20 years old and I suffer from depression and anxiety . I am a very shy person so making friends is extremely hard for me , I ’ m alone most of the time and I don ’ t wanna be alone anymore , I want to go out , have fun ,", "talk to people , get dressed up , feel pretty , not worry what people think , but every time I think of doing it depression and anxiety come and tell me is better to stay in my bed , to stay alone , that nobody cares for me so why should I care for myself ,", "that I don ’ t need to where nice clothes if I ’ m not going anywhere , don ’ t need makeup because is to much work to put on and I ’ m gonna look ugly anyway . I can ’ t do this anymore , I want to change , I need help ,", "but in the current situation in my family we don ’ t have the money for the treatment and I feel like reaching a point where breathing is not necessary anymore . I need somebody to listen to me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's what happens with catty females / ops tied to a ganster Pope and the WOW factor . 🤡 level proud . My ex Roomie is super proud . Got one hella cut for that job . Surely hope she is back to being happy after her work . Sons should be happy 4 her work . romancing the stone", "context": ["Is it wrong I'm from the South and just not into Popeyes yard bird ? They do have some good dirty rice . Barry should stop eating there & try Churches . Much better fried chicken INMHO .", "@USER Excellent . I take my fried chicken seriously & hate it when people try to force me to eat the chicken they think I should eat . That will start a war in my house . LOL .", "@USER Just like the man a woman chooses to date / marry - - chicken choices shouldn't be forced - - that's why I got away from the wise family members with control issues in those departments . Life is so much more peaceful with out those babies . 😉 😉 😉", "@USER I know how that works Yup Live a long distance from the family", "@USER Yup . Mine was my deceased husbands family and a stray biological great uncle in biz with my late hubs , not my true fam that lives near me as they would never force anything on anyone . But that other group ... uggh . Thugs .", "@USER Hahaha . I lost my chance at happiness because of family godfather politics and interference in my personal life . Things are better for them and that's all that matters . Their mission was accomplished . Plenty of freaks in that family . 👓"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Brian is very this was a rare miss", "context": ["@USER @USER Takes great angles , and has awesome instincts , especially for a rookie . I just don ’ t see that reactionary athleticism when I watch his tape .", "@USER @USER Whether he has it or not it ’ s not impeding him tho so idk why someone saying he has it hurts him to you", "@USER @USER I ’ m saying that top - 10 LBs have it .", "@USER @USER Ooh brian took this L publicly the other day", "@USER @USER Oh did he ? I missed it . Haven ’ t seen his account since this and it just popped up so it reminded me . Fair enough , disregard my pettiness"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER We are in this as a team reach out anytime . #support #organicintelligence", "context": ["In this life I find myself in now , post apocalypse , sometimes it's hard for me to feel loved . Knowing I am loved & believing it are different things . Thanks to everyone who shows me love in the many ways that you do . I pray for the ability to believe & receive it on down days . 🙏", "It feels absurd to be so depressed about my life when I see all these miraculous changes happening in the world . I know it gets better , and I know I'm not alone . Far from it . But it is a strange , peculiar juxtaposition to feel alone in a crowded room . I feel orphaned by the truth", "My dreams last night upset me very much . Its just a hard day . I know it gets better . I don't really know how to do this \" life \" thing anymore . Everything feels like a lie & it's hard to want to keep going sometimes . Giving up is not an option . Let it out , let it in . So comes love ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER err I wasn't the one who stuck my head in in this convo , you did .", "context": ["cue the silly jibes against 4 - day Tests from the classicists , as if the date on a calendar & not the overs determine the state of the game .", "@USER over rates are only going downhill , no way you are gonna be able to fit 98 overs in a day when teams sometimes barely reach 80", "@USER there's a big difference between a fixed 50 - over innings and 3 sessions daily for 5 days . Already cricket is so weather-affected esp . in subcont ctries . 5 days allows a buffer day when we lose several sessions . Irreversibly changing to 4 days will only lead to a lot of draws", "@USER please explain this ' big difference ' , is it played with different equipment ? If there is a ' buffer day ' then why do 5 day Tests also get washed out ?", "@USER @USER It is played with different equipment I . e the white ball which is good to play in not the best of light compared to a red ball and it makes a huge difference . The over rate is always lower than 15 which is the amount of overs bowled in a hour .", "@USER @USER Lol color of the ball is all you got for the huge difference ? Ok dude .", "@USER @USER It matters but you wouldn ’ t know since you ’ ve prob never played any real cricket . Ok dude .", "@USER @USER awww seems like your feelings have been hurt , run along now .", "@USER @USER You ’ re actually shameless come back when you have something of value so bye bye little one . 👋"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for putting me on your #AwesomeList and I wish you an day ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Julianna ! My MC's first name : T A L I A", "@USER @USER @USER Oh thanks ! My MC is : D R E W Sorry if you ’ re already tagged !", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks AJ ! 😘 ❤ ️ My MC ’ s first name is M A D D E N What yours ?", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Astro ! In my #WIP , my MC's first name is N I C O L E T T A "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER World War 3 ? This has been happening ever since the end of WW2 . Muslims nations worldwide had been bombarded with American's atrocities on the Land & it's people ever since WW2 . So , is it WW4 ? Not at all ! #Rise #Peace ", "context": ["like hitler - he also spent $ 2 trillions on military - but he ended up like a nazi WW3 TWEET : \" If Iran attacks US bases , interests \" - US will bomb Iran so who will do the false flag now ? got some people ? or robots will false flag the world again ? to fool Russia and China . ", "@USER Albert Pike ( December 29 , 1809 – April 2 , 1891 ) was an American author , poet , orator , jurist and prominent member of the Freemasons . Died : April 2 , 1891 ( aged 81 ); Washington , D . C . , U . S ", "@USER a 33rd degree , Freemason Occultist Grand Master and creator of the Southern Jurisdiction of the ... This may interest readers ", "@USER Inside this ' ' Illuminati Temple ' ' will shock you ! ( R $ E ) The Controversy of Zion These few links to see and read may help see a broader image of the current hidden world .. Yet world is not coming to an end ..", "@USER “ Greater Israel ” : The Zionist Plan for the Middle East ( image link ) What do @USER or @USER & even Scholars or people globally have to say about that which is happening in front of the world clearly ? Think "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You get to Vote in November . I choose #Peace #prosperity I CHOOSE #Trump ", "context": ["Regardless of how you feel about Trump and his actions and foreign policy decisions , US troops are in harm ’ s way . Keep them and their loved ones in your thoughts and prayers . They are simply doing what their Commander-in-Chief was unwilling to do , valiantly serve our country .", "@USER @USER I'm capable of separating the troops from Trump . Thank you very much just the same . The troops are victims of Trump . The same as the rest of us non Republicans .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm Republican and also a victim of Trump . We all are , even those who support him . If we don't remove him , we are all screwed ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No thanks . Your democracy is terrible and you ’ re falling to the Muslim take over . Gun control and free healthcare . You stay in Europe I ’ ll stay in my #USA", "context": ["@USER I ’ m a woman and I wouldn ’ t vote for a woman as president 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER Yes , I think you are the type of person who would vote for the man who wants to take away your American nationality .", "@USER @USER Who are you referring to ? The only man I ’ m planning on voting for is #DonaldTrump", "@USER @USER Exactly , the man who says it's stupid for immigrant children to have American nationality . Saying that just being born in America does not make you American . That's as bizarre as a person of color supporting Ku Klux Klan , or a gay person supporting the Catholic Church .", "@USER @USER @USER Does being born in China make you Chinese ?", "@USER @USER @USER Also if you were white but born in Africa then moved to America would you be an African American ?", "@USER @USER @USER What does skin color have to do with where you ’ re born ?", "@USER @USER @USER Nothing and where you are born also has nothing to do with your race or ethnicity . What I am saying is that America should remain majority European"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ireland pre-emptrd voices like yours and persuaded the other EU26 to prioritise NI so that you wouldn ’ t use the threat of harming the #Friday #Agreement as a rouse to secure a trade deal that hurts the EU Single Market . Smart , weren ’ t we !", "context": ["A wake up call from Simon Coveney as he tells #Marr : “ Just because a British Parliament decides that British law says something doesn ’ t mean that law applies to the other 27 countries of the European Union . ” #ToryBrexit Britain exceptionalism ", "@USER British law will say that there will be no extension - so there will be no extension . It's not that hard to understand . They've got 11 months to put a good enough deal on the table , or we leave without one .", "@USER @USER Your attitude articulated exactly why Northern Ireland ’ s relationship with Ireland was not passed to Phase 2 talks ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I see the #Light within You I feel the You are #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The #heart that reaches out with ; can heal a #soul , and change a ", "@USER @USER @USER & #Kindness are never wasted . They always make a difference . They bless the one who receives them , and they bless you , the giver #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER ✨ 💫 Golden glow Pure white crystal snow every star in the sky sparkles of Joy Magical touche of Love Hidden in ones Heart to open by The key of the Soul ", "@USER @USER @USER Beautiful 💜 Thank you Shireen , goddess of change . Loving your works 💜 #ShineOn ☀ ️ 🌞", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much Lisa 💗 So grateful for every given words Word behind words Inspired by love Spoken with Love Embraced by Love ", "@USER @USER @USER Nobody has ever measured , not even poets , how much the #heart can hold #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER Love needs no words In Silence I find your Heart With one look in your eyes My Soul remembers Surrenders Poems Circles of Selves to Be told words behind words Unseen Worlds between the lines Only can be unfold by Love Love is someOne remembered by ", "@USER @USER @USER 💥 💖 Thanks Divine Souls for Positive Vibes , Love & Light radiated all around the world . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why am I here ? Same reason someone else was here for me ... others as myself . Share Truth & Grace Once we find the cure to deadly disease , it is out of both joy and rightly loving others that we share the discovery so they may benefit also . Why are YOU here ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Why don't we just feed them ? He cares but he wants us to do it , we can sort starvation out in a heartbeat but the wickedness of man prevents it . Jesus could come and slap people in the face with a fish for being so stupid , a few weeks later , they'd go back to their wicked ways .", "@USER @USER @USER why doesn't the vatican do it ? because they are a hoax , they have self-invented themselves taking advantage of a myth , jesus , to dominate people and conquer territories to gain power and riches , that's the reality of it", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not a Catholic , so ask them . I know the good my church does .", "@USER @USER @USER I dunno mate , you tell me . Gather up a few atheists and ask them why they lie to themselves on a daily basis that God doesn't exist ?", "@USER @USER @USER We actually say that we dont believe in any gods which is the truth . You have a lot to learn before you can call us liars .", "@USER @USER @USER Have a look what the bible says about bearing false witness , it is a sin to call me a liar when I am not , I am only trying to save you from hell . Proverbs 6:16 - 19 ", "@USER @USER @USER I think you misunderstood his tweet . Look back at it", "@USER @USER @USER He said that I say to myself that god doesnt exist , I do not , hat is a deliberate lie , I say I dont believe that god exists , no one knows whether a god exists or not .", "@USER @USER @USER Isn ’ t saying to yourself that God doesn ’ t exist and saying you don ’ t believe that God exists , pretty much the same thing ?", "@USER @USER @USER No , I dont know whether god exists or not , nobody does , all I know is that I am unconvinced that he exists , therefore I dont believe . Just because I dont believe in god doesnt mean that he doesnt exist , just like you believing in him doesnt mean he does exist .", "@USER @USER @USER We can know GOD as much as we are able to know Him , in same way we can know anything . Examine Him . See what He says and does . See & hear & read testimonies from others . Most of all use Truth of what is known to be True to test whatever we absolutely know is True . > >", "@USER @USER @USER Bring god here and we'll examine him . Blathering on about god with no evidence that he even exists is not going to cut it .", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s all .. he shows up and we ’ re all believers .. that simple .. instead of us all killing each other in his name , just show us you exist .. is that asking too much ?", "@USER @USER @USER Oh ? ! I see . I really do . You want to SEE , feel & Touch Jesus ? So do I ! It seems you will only accept Jesus as you WANT Him to be rather than how he really is . What do u know about who Jesus is ? #c4urself If you u to know Him , then honestly learning FROM Him is best .", "@USER @USER @USER Then why are you here ? Step aside . Let Jesus speak for himself ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You have solve all your nonexistent health problems forever .", "context": ["@USER Feel like inventing some non-existent ailment to see if they can heal me ? 🤔 😂", "@USER And you won't have to pay until it is solve ...", "@USER But it will never be solve because it doesn ’ t exist ! That means unlimited healing for me ! #Winning 🥳 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER well , you don't have anyone in your family or distant relatives who is in #army ? The love for \" army \" cannot be expressed in words , its something that needs to be \" felt \" . I know it doesn't work the same for everyone , and I respect that , but what is there not to about them !", "context": ["Roasting the ispr was so 2018 istg , get over it", "@USER Would you believe me if I said I don ’ t even know what or who the ISPR is ?", "@USER @USER I could write a book on Pakistan I love it , but I still wouldn ’ t know who the ISPR is 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "5 . We are all in this together . We have to take care of each other . We have to strive to make a difference in this world . #TwitterPhilanthropy #community", "context": ["1 . When I was younger , I would go with my dad to feed the homeless at the Atlanta Union Mission every year on Thanksgiving day . I don't know if I understood that they were homeless , I just knew they were hungry . I don't know why I'm thinking of that .", "2 . Maybe it's because I just saw a tweet where someone was worried they didn't have enough formula to feed their baby . And @USER said \" sure I'll give you money for formula , \" and it made me think of all the random acts of kindness that accur on a daily basis .", "3 . And if @USER and @USER didn't step up ... would someone else ? With the Twitter philanthropy movement I honestly believe that change is happening and that someone would step up to help that out of work couple feed their baby for another week .", "4 . Who knows the impact that one act of kinds will have on those parents . It just takes one moment , one smile , one \" hey are you okay ? \" To change the course of someone's life . I believe in goodness . I believe in giving when you have it , and asking for help when you need it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "you will wait for the next hour - losing patience and more of yourself . don ’ t say I didn ’ t tell you . but you will heal . like all past unavailable men you ’ ve committed yourself to . sister . breathe . you will heal again . breathe . #unavailablemen #womenwhowrites #poetry", "context": ["i wish I ’ m in the best position to tell you to take your heart and guard it jealousy . that this man will take it and sniff it in his nose . I wish I can tell you not to beg for love in places that do not want you . in men that are too busy tending their lies , ", "that they cannot remember to love you . men whose breaths are shrouded with excuses , that a simple chore of loving you comes with procrastination . i wish I can tell you how they procrastinate their love for you - waiting on tomorrow to come to you bearing excuses and not flowers .", "oh wait , you have turned the excuses into flowers . you adore their red roses of “ i ’ m sorry i ’ ve been busy ” and the purple hibiscus of “ i ’ m sorry i slept off , i should have called ” oh , tell me how you love the smell of their pink camellia of “ your number wasn ’ t going through ”", "oh baby , how naive can you be . falling in love with unavailable men . oh sweet sweet angel , how do you innocently mistakenly call this “ disaster ” love . you ’ re breaking yourself . silently setting yourself for self destruction . these men are unavailable and like a time past ,"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Some idiots , tanked up , have taken to Twitter tonight ! 🙄 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ .", "context": ["Formed in 1938 to help preserve and enhance Merseyside ’ s built environment , ⁦ @USER ⁩ says it is fully behind the ⁦ @USER ⁩ Bramley Moore Dock project at ⁦ @USER ⁩ - Liverpool Business News #EvertonFC ", "@USER @USER @USER Its a con a fraud .. Peel have a different agenda .. to be honest Liverpool city council can't even complete ongoing projects .. Peel holdings are not paying for this development .. WHO'S SUPPLYING THE FUNDS .. and a new road system .", "@USER @USER @USER Everton will be funding it . It ’ s not a secret ? ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Having been through it twice ... It is a miracle #TrustMe #Violent #TheMostPainful", "context": ["researchers announced yesterday that a cis woman born without a uterus gave birth last fall following a successful uterine transplant . wrote about what that could mean for other women who don't have wombs ", "@USER There ’ s a whole system around the uterus that makes it work ... And I think ... I would assume you need to BE a woman for a uterus to be plugged inside you no ? 🤔 #Hormones", "@USER @USER 1 ) trans women are women 2 ) hormone treatments also exist", "@USER @USER 1 ) OK 2 ) Can hormones allow you to increase your blood supply and for your bones to become soft and widen right when the baby comes out then come back afterwards and be solid ? 🤔 #ImHonestlyAsking #TheresMoreToaWomanThanSkirts", "@USER @USER @USER women with narrow hips will just be using c-section anyhow", "@USER @USER @USER Your hips are never too narrow for the baby to come out 🙄 That ’ s why you gain weight during pregnancy and your bones move apart to allow the #Glory passage 😩 #NiceMemories", "@USER @USER @USER Fair enough , i read up a bit , and the bones are indeed not connected . Interestingly i also found that the hormone relaxin is responsible for softening the ligaments holding the bones together and it is produced in all default human bodies . The bones themselves remain rigid .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not the hormone or the ability to produce it . It ’ s the amount that you produce at the right time - when baby comes - that matters . It ’ s a miracle #Birth 🤰 🏻"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Expand into the depths of and discover the #bliss of your own essence and brings #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Very beautiful Thanks brother Majid Love and greetings", "@USER @USER @USER #Friends are like the sun in spring , shining the #light that makes our souls #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Sir Majid absolutely 🙏 #friends bring music to the soul ! #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\" I want to see #life more clearly , walk with #God more nearly , and more dearly . \" - a New Year's #intention I heard on @USER", "context": ["#InspirationalQuotes ( just gonna leave this here because , really , who couldn't use a little #inspiration ? ) \" For as long as space endures , And for as long as living beings remain , Until then may I too abide To dispel the misery of the world . \" - #Shantideva ", "\" Above all , keep loving one another earnestly , since covers a multitude of sins . \" - #Peter 4:8 ( I saw this #Bible Chapter & Verse number tattooed on the arm of a co-worker . Had to look it up . )", "\" For the #peace & #prosperity of all #mankind , we shall be . \" - the principle of ( Heard @USER explain this concept on w / @USER the other day and LOVED it ! Who doesn't need relentless these days ? ) ", "\" The essentials to #happiness are something to , something to do , and something to #hope for . \" - ( Dreams , a purpose , & love ; who knew that could be distilled down to this simple formula ? Seen on a plaque on my cousin's wall . )", "\" I need not book , Nor cathedral grand , I need not psalm Or knees that kneel . Keep your robes , Your staff & grail , I need not the organ Or glass stained w / story . Give me mountain , sea , starlight , tree . 100 steps Into some far off #Wild , & I know all I need Of #God \" - @USER", "\" Better an ' oops ' than a ' what if . ' \" - a sign seen at a local bakery", "\" If you have to choose between being #kind and being right , choose being kind and you will always be right . \" - on a t-shirt I bought from #YakAndYeti while @USER a few years ago"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER oohh-kay ... keep having yer fun then , I'll show myself out ... #climatechange #indigenousrights", "context": ["I love that we have a premier with a good sense of humour . Yes , it means media have to sit through a lot of dad jokes from @USER but this one takes the cake ! #bcpoli @USER #yyj #bcnews ", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah - hiring RCMP snipers to intimidate indigenous land protectors last year was HILARIOUS ! A real zinger . Oh - oh - oh - did you hear the one abt the UNDRIP legislation ? It's meaningless ! Ha ha ha ! SOOO funny ! What a funny premier . Such great ' jokes ' .", "@USER @USER @USER So this was about a wood splitter joke , and other silly jokes the premier makes ( some of which are groan-worthy ‘ dad jokes ’ ) — not about politics or political decisions . Humour is a good thing , especially with all the serious things happening right now in our world ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER sooner have that climate than this . Look North weather is forecasting possible snow tomorrow early doors", "context": ["I do like the double decker trains in Sydney . Plenty of space ", "@USER weather looks a bit overcast Richard . It's wet and cold here", "@USER Good morning . Overcast & muggy day , still got to mid 20s . Rain forecast for tomorrow ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "3 . “ I wish I ’ d had the courage to express my feelings . ”", "context": ["Reading @USER ‘ s #YouAreAwesomeBook that says according to an article in The Guardian #ProperReferencing about the #TopFiveRegretsOfTheDying : Nurse Bonnie Ware witnessed 1000s of deaths and the biggest regrets she heard were ... [ Thread ]", "1 . “ I wish I ’ d had the courage to live a life true to myself , not the life others expected of me . ” #SelfImage #Society", "2 . “ I wish I hadn ’ t worked so hard . ” #Family"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank You Lexi , it's 2020 & we got a lot of people to reach , as a lot of people are in need of help & now with you on-board , the next piece of the cog , in place to keep helping turn the wheel of UNITY amongst Men & Women , Boys & Girls #makingchanges ", "context": ["These guys @USER @USER @USER do such amazing work pls checkout thier pages or RT so others may thanks 😊 They need your support 💪 😘 ✌ ❤ ", "@USER @USER @USER Lexi is da bomb , always sending shrapnels of love to those that need it an appreciate it , this is why we love her as part of the Vocal Rogue Team . Always sending love & positivity & stand up for her rights .. We Love You Lexi here at VR . 💯 ❤ ️ 👍 #partoftheteam ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh Rugz 😊 I've only just seen this thank you 😊 I'm really blessed to know you & your team & be part of it : You work so hard & ALL those I mention do & many others on here 😊 😘 ✌ I'm truly "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "the english grammar was found dead here but idc i just started typing im sad now i do her", "context": ["[ <3 ] its been 1year of stanning her , this lil principess so lemme rant a moment bc i truly need to . she was totally one of the best thing happened to me , she truly makes me happy with her funny , caring n precious being . totally _the best _ thing ", "i can tell you that yes , shes the most talented human being , her voice can yk hit my heart everytime n shes dance god but its her humor and funny side , caring and loving side that caught me . shes always so supportive n always so humble and kind . she got the biggest heart ", "so yes i do love her n ill always do that , she was like a very sudden shining light in my life and ill always be grateful for that . yes shes my babie angel and shlt u know that i always say it but yes , she truly got my heart foreve "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER If Saudi was fighting with Yemen , as you suggest , it wouldn't be a proxy war , it would just be a war", "context": ["I'm not pro-Iran , I'm pro-Iranian sovereignty . As someone that has argued pro-British sovereignty for the last few years , it would be hypocritical of me to do anything else . Any UK position that undermines Iranian sovereignty , is counter-productive to our own sovereignty .", "@USER It's a shame Iran doesn't recognise the sovereignty of others in the region , instead it uses them for proxy wars How many more need to starve in Yemen before something is done The Iranians would be obliterated by a war with the US , they know it . But they also need to save face", "@USER Proxy wars , against whom ? Iran isn't at war with Yemen . Saudi Arabia ( with US backing ) is . Talk about a proxy war ! The notion Iran would be obliterated by an ineffective force like the US , against Iran's geography and regional guerrilla experience is laughable .", "@USER Ok let's start with your first point , yes Saudi is fighting a proxy war in Yemen ... but weird thing about wars , there is usually more than one side 🙄 The other side is Iran ", "@USER Second point Iran has no airforce and no tanks ... so yes obliterated "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Very idea ! Please call my #office ( The # 1 firm on Silicon Valley ’ s Farm Hill Blvd ) to , , ,", "context": ["Very #troubled by the #news from Iran tonite , , My “ I-Phone ” was #broken much of the and I was to reach my to move my to our patriotic Defense Contractors , , , Many dollars will be if the begins tonite !", "Praying to #God to look over my #Portfolio ans our #Troop ’ s , ! ! 🇱 🇷 🇱 🇷 🇱", "@USER Now might be a good time to consider moving some of your funds into safer places such as in my startup #startup #ibuildthings #entrepreneur4life "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Feed his lambs Take care of his sheep Feed his sheep Follow Him #SlateSpeak #Jesus", "context": ["* huff , puff * Greetings , everyone ! Welcome to #SlateSpeak , your weekly progressive Christian chat . However , all are welcome , regardless of religion , or lack thereof . I am your host , and sorry I'm late . ( I was watching #JeopardyGOAT . ) ...", "... #SlateSpeak We don't always agree with other or the host , and that is ok : this is a safe place . We just ask you to please not troll . Now , for intros : name , pronouns , and one thing you hope for in the upcoming decade ( to do or to become ) ...", "#SlateSpeak ... while the intros are coming in , I'll start with prayer , but first note that my intro question is tied to our theme tonight : Lord God , thank you for bringing us to a new year and a new decade ! We ask for your guidance tonight ...", "#SlateSpeak ... and that we may be your instruments for peace and justice in the world . ( * now , please , conclude this prayer how you conclude it : I like to say , \" In Jesus ' name \" , but please say what you'd like ) Amen !", "#SlateSpeak ... Happy New Year , everyone ; I hope 2020 is going well in your personal lives , even if it got to a rough start . Not only is it a new year , but a new decade , and this brings us to our topic : new beginnings ! ...", "#SlateSpeak ... A smart aleck can dismiss this year / day as like any other and arbirary . However , rituals give space for expressing various emotions . For a new year , and particularly a new decade , it reflects our longings for new beginnings and for taking inventory ...", "#SlateSpeak ... I will follow @USER and start with scripture and say that God was , is , and is to come . ( Rev 4:8 ) Q1 : How do you see this verse tied to our theme ?", "#SlateSpeak ... Now , to the next question : Q2 : Which other scriptures do you see as tied to the theme of new beginnings , looking towards our future , etc . ?", "#SlateSpeak ... I think I'll go onto the next question : someone quoted \" In the beginning \" . I heard on a Jewish podcast that the verse can be read in Hebrew as \" With a beginning \" , meaning we can always have a new beginning ...", "#SlateSpeak ... I love that idea , and love the idea of being able to hit reset . However , as @USER notes , \" the past is incarnated in the present \" . Q3 : What things from the past are incarnated in the present and must be addressed if we are to have a new beginning ?", "#SlateSpeak ... @USER continues with her quote , \" The present gives birth to the future \" ( from the novel The Bastard of Istanbul [ CN for rape and genocide ] ) ...", "#SlateSpeak ... Q4 : As we discuss new beginnings and start a new decade , which steps ( small things included ) can we take to give birth to a good future , such that 2030 is better than 2020 ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh that day for me was awful ! But I remember my mum still being proud because at least I had D & Es 🙈 😂 No one had GSCEs in my direct family ! I ’ m the first and the first to complete a degree 😍 I ’ m not academic at all , or didn ’ t think I was ! #Motivation", "context": ["I have some exciting news ! ! Read below ⬇ ️ as it ’ s too long for Twitter thread . My journey has been a long one but it didn ’ t stop me achieving my dreams . Don ’ t let anything stop you ! #StNproject #Motivation #StudentNurse ", "@USER @USER @USER Congratulations Claire . That is an incredible journey . I used to be teacher and its stories like this that teenagers need to hear on GCSE results day when hopes and dreams are sometimes dashed by grades that weren't quite what you were hoping for .", "@USER @USER @USER Results day can be devastating for some . I was very worried about one of mine , but they went on to set up their own company & at management level for Google / YouTube.Claire is blessed with the work ethic & character in buckets 👌 👏 🏽 👏 🏽"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "their conditioning , and most of all , nurture this love and not let it go . They must recognize the blessing , the miracle that it is to have found their other spiritual half . #life #spirituallove #sufilove", "context": ["Life has many difficulties and many needs that one wants to fulfill . Some regrets and sorrows too from the past that one gets used to walking with , keeping company . But for someone who has lacked love and acceptance on so many levels all throughout life ,", "My life is complete with two things . First and foremost , someone that loves me as I am , unconditionally . Someone in whom I find a home in . My one true love . And second , my health so I can enjoy this life in love . Everything else is just background noise . If I have these two", "things , I do not mourn the things lost , I do not fear whats to come , not even death . And I definitely do not fear failure , failure in anything . Because my every step leads to him . In my intoxication of my beloved , I don't even see myself falling and getting up repeatedly , I just", "proceed toward him in my drunken state . And I strongly believe that when you let this kind of love enter your life fully and unabashedly , you evolve as a human being , as a spiritual being , and when you've got a direct line to the divine , everything around you flourishes , blooms ,", "the good multiplies , abundance knocks at your door . This is one of the ways , for me personally being the superior way , to realize your full potential . When the masculine and the feminine come together in perfect harmony , without any hesitation or resistance , everything else falls", "in place . But you must not resist this love for it requires you to disrobe the defense systems you've put in place . You must thank your survival instincts and put them aside . It is time to ascend . It requires you to let go of many things that hold you back but you are attached", "to them nonetheless . They may have served you well in the past , but there is no need for them now . You must submit fully to this kind of love . Your whole life , as tragic as it may be , has lead you to this point . Be grateful for your tragedies especially .", "This type of love may overwhelm you and scare you at first . you may fear losing control . You may be miserable in your pangs of separation ( hijr ) . You may cry the sorrows of a lifetime . Did you think it was going to be easy , this all-encompassing love ? You do realize you had to", "be cleansed of your patterns , of your set in stone thought systems , of your ego . You will definitely be miserable for a while . Like a seed , you must break down from the core to bring out the sacred Life in you . But there is a landfall at the other end of this deep turbulent ocean", "You will reach a calm if you allow yourself to stop struggling & just let go . You will come to a point where you are fully present , fully aware of yourself . you'll see your beloved everywhere . How many times have you read , exploring different spiritual thoughts , how important it", "is to become a witness to self ? And you will , finally . You'll see yourself through your beloved's eyes . There is nothing you'll do , that will not be witnessed . you'll have fallen in love with yourself in exchange . They say , you must learn to love yourself in order to love another", "But what if it can also be the other way around ? what if you learn t love and care fr yourself through your love for another . Is it so wrong ? It doesn't feel that way . I think this is one way to find God because true unadulterated love is just that , across the board . There are no", "labels once it surpasses a certain depth . Ibaadat mein bhi nikhaar aayega . Your spiritual practice will come into clarity . For many of us , we must have some sort of spiritual practice / discipline / ritual ( whatever you want to call it ) in order to journey through this love , in order", "to ascend and not fall . How is it that you can witness God through something sacred such as true love ? I think you can . It is possible that the deeper you go in love , the higher you rise to meet Eternity . But yes , I can see that some sort of ritual or practice is necessary to", "not veer off or get distracted from the path of love . You may argue that such lovers only meet a tragic end . #sufilovers Yes , they do in stories that you hear . Would you read a story about a couple that lives together in love for the rest of their lives ? It would become just", "another children's fairy tale . for a love story to shake you spiritually , it has to have a tragic end , namely death , to realize that it goes beyond this lifetime , death being just a stage . But there are lovers that live happily ever after . That old couple walking slowly before", "you , supporting each other , the one sipping tea / coffee at the same cafe every day , the one that you read about that died within moments of each other , holding hands , or the young couple that finds solace and peace in each other's arms after a hard day's work . Any one of them", "could be a divine / sacred couple . What did you think they walk around with halos above them ? or some spotlight shining on them ? not all enlightened souls become gurus and start giving discourses . many if not most , just live small , peaceful ( mostly ) , lives of domestic bliss as they", "grow together through their conflicts and spiritually , live the mysteries of Life / Existence together hand in hand . having said all this , its sad that not everyone finds that one true love . It can't be just anyone . It can't be produced out of nothing . Somehow the whole universe", "must work together to bring two people together that belong together in such a way . It is by the grace of God that these two find each other journeying through lifetimes . And once they're brought together by some divine intervention , they must recognize the signs , accept , work on"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's sad to hear , since every #Cirque #show is #terrific and a experience , due to the . Wife and me we'd love to anytime . What we're more wondering about is why doesn't have any residency in - he's so !", "context": ["Take a deep breath . It's time to #RunTheShow . Are You In ? Get your 🎟 to R . U . N produced by @USER : ", "@USER @USER @USER It's called #CorporateIdentity - so , why not #MGM properties , since did the", "@USER @USER @USER Apparently the reviews are horrendous and ticket sales are very very low ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Very beautiful Z bunny in gif , I loved it . Happy Tuesday my dear Beth 💞 ❤ 🌹 B \" H with you and all your beautiful family . #JewishandProud #BlessedDay #WE ", "context": ["@USER Great all friends of Z 😍 😘 ✌ Cute day my dear Lizbeth 💞 🌹 #BlessedDay #Roses #JewishandProud ", "@USER Thank you my dear Alan Shavua Tov 💞 Z 💞 #BlessedDay #WE #JewishandProud ", "@USER Very cute and tender puppy , nice afternoon dear Beth 😘 💕", "@USER Thank you dear Alan 😘 💞 Have a nice evening ~ ✨", "@USER Shalom , thank you very much my dear Lizbeth . Cute day , a big hug and lots of Z kisses . 😉 😘 💕 #JewishandProud #WE #Snnopy ❤ ", "@USER My pleasure and thank you so much my dear Alan 💞 Have a beautiful day 💞 😘 Z xoxo #BlesseDay #WE ✡ 🕊 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Haha . Stoners are habitual but not addicts in the same way as a chemically dependant addict like an opiate user or freebaser would be ... still the image of a vampire with the munchies , getting fat on stoner blood is amazing . You made my day AIR . ! ", "context": ["Interesting question . It takes 3-5 days to become addicted to heroin , so I guess the law of averages means they would be unlucky to feed from addicts that many days in a row . Or maybe the undead are just immune to addiction . 🤔 ", "@USER I think it depends on the lore you are following but I think blood in itself is supposed to be both like a drug and their sustinence . In some lore they can't eat or drink anything but blood , in others they can but no effect , in some they can get drunk ... If they can get drunk ...", "@USER ... then I'd infer they can get addicted to alcohol too .. so I'd suggest they could get addicted to a drug that was in the blood .. perhaps ... Although how much would need to be in the bloodstream to affect them ?", "@USER This has opened up a whole Pandora ’ s box ! 😂 opiates are extremely addictive , so wouldn ’ t require large amounts to become addicted . I didn ’ t think we ’ d end up discussing vampire drug addiction today ! 😂 this is why I love Twitter ! ! 😁 👍 🏼", "@USER Better hope they don't eat a stoner .. A vampire with the munchies would not be a good thing ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ... another 10 followers went this morning ‼ ️ Twattie caps me to have no more that this figure 👉 🏻 74 * * 👇 #QAnon #WhatIsQ #NewQ ✈ ️ vs", "context": ["Hi @USER You're taking 10 of my followers each morning ! Nice ! What will be your target ? I know people come in to check my tweets even the number won't show ! Btw , your @USER is lousy ! Check 👇 🏼 ", "@USER @USER Hi GG , I'm chilling , in2 #SpaceForce #Antartica #pre_Adamite t TOP subjects 2cheer me up presently . & Yes , there're 70 ' tall beings ! Twats seems relentlessLY IRRITATING by taking my followers exactly 10 / day , took another 10 today ‼ ️ [ 7414 ] & 👀 gg a / c GONE ‼ ️ ", "@USER @USER TWattie has just taken another 10 of my followers ! I saw that I had 7425 on my mobile . Then log in , using a laptop , there is down to 7416 ! ... in less than a minute or two ! I think it happened every time I log in to the twitter platform ! 🤨"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER durh durh durh first learn how to spell . You have a journal I expect you to know how to spell ! Your craftmanship sucks btw . HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES NERD BOI .", "context": ["Not trying to brag or anything , but if it wasn't for me , Clark's expedition wouldn't of gotten across Idaho . Fun fact ; I guided Clark's expedition of the Salmon River and I led the entire party from the Lemhi River ( Salmon , Idaho ) over the Bitterroot Mountains --->", "@USER nobody asked . I am the only reason that we HAVE EVEN DONE THIS VOYAGE . so i would think twice about what you say from now on 😡 😡 😡", "@USER @USER bruh .. you literally served as a Sergeant in the Expedition . You were a carpenter , which anyone could do . #imbetterthanyou", "@USER you legit werent even important on this trip bruhhhhh . lord of the wrings character loookkiiinn", "@USER bruh ! you actually fr rn ? ! I WAS the reason you dum dum skeleton lookin boi got across Idaho . Put that in your journal . #blessed", "@USER withought my help you would have NEVER EVER gotten past Idaho . My carpenter craftsmanship got us past our journey . HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES NOOB"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So inspiring to see you try and tweet .", "context": ["@USER Why is this hard to understand for idiot centrists ? Class is tied to racism , sexism , homophobia , all of it — you organize based on class Bernie & MLK organized based on class If you attack social problems individually you will lose , tie them to the class struggle , and you win", "@USER @USER why is this so hard dfor racists to understand ? raciusm is treating p [ eople who are human as less than human . your assumption that its really a class war is insulting", "@USER @USER its not a big scam to steal your money , it really is about dehumanization . abd your little new deal racialist policies will not address the racism just as they didnt with the first new deal"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#MHP3RDHD #FreshStart #LvlOne it's a going to start it with a fresh this and a to play as @USER ", "context": ["Ppsspp - android on pixel 2 I can not possibly praise this emulation software enough . Easy to use with extremely fine tuneable options and great compatibility @USER #emulators #games #realphonegames", "Trying out the #EveEchos @USER game for the phone . It runs #decent and the #graphics are good seems easy enough but the and are a little small for a standard edition also installing it on my to see if it's better there . ", "My true love #MHP3RDHD Monster Hunter Portable 3rd HD version Played on Android via #ppsspp @USER ", "#MHP3RDHD #FreshStart #LvlOne it's a going to start it with a fresh this and a to play as @USER ", "#MHP3RDHD Beat the blue bear Winnie And the bulldrome And saw this characters first thunder puppy Zinogre "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #LastNight ’ s 1st #FullMoon of 2020 ! as always , isn ’ t it gentlemen ? 😇 🙏 ⛪ ️ 🌌 🌠 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER doesn ’ t know it yet , but she ’ s been #Verified on #Twitter . Hopefully , she ’ ll find out , as she ’ s often #OffTheGrid . Nika ’ s finally earned her blue badge . 😎 👍 💪 👊 ✌ ️ ‍ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #GoodNews : my advance 2 the #Playoffs ... but #BadNews : my lost their 3 game ... all on last plays of those games . 2 ... again . I mayB happy ... but I ’ m not . Seeing UR fave teams lose by mere points on last play of game is . ", "@USER @USER @USER #30YearsAgo #OnThisDay : premiered on ( as a TV series ) with its #ChristmasSpecial ! Time sure flies fast , does it ? Any 1 seen the premiere in its initial airing ? 😎 😉 👍 💪 👊 ️ ️ ️ ️ 3 ️ ⃣ 0 ️ ⃣ ", "@USER @USER @USER There was a bird in the office of the Westley rest stop this morning B4 work 2day . 📱 📸 🐦 ☑ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Just saw #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker 2day ! Won ’ t giveaway any spoilers 2U gentlemen ! #StarWars 😎 😉 👍 💪 👊 ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #HappyBirthday 2 : the voice of #WakkoWarner in #Animaniacs ! , Jess ! Have a “ Faboo-lous ” day ! 😎 😉 👍 🏻 💪 ", "@USER @USER @USER Last #Sunrise & #Sunset of 2019 & the 2010s #decade ! The roaring 2020s awaits ! , gentlemen ! { MMXX } 😇 🙏 ⛪ ️ 👏 🙌 ", "@USER @USER @USER Here ’ s the #NFL #Playoffs bracket 4 #NFL100 season . My have won the & advantage , claiming the 1 seed on the NFC division this year . 😎 👍 🏻 💪 🏻 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER 3rd #Sunset of 2020 & 1st pic 2 share with U gentlemen ! , isn ’ t it ? 😇 🙏 ⛪ ️ 🌄 🌅 ", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m seeing #Quadruple #CapnCrunch #Christmas ! Started eating this treat in a bowl yesterday & thru rest of week or 2 ! from the Cap ’ n ! Part of this balanced ! 🎅 🏻 🎄 ☃ ️ ❄ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Would U gentlemen wanna B on ? Surprise UR friends ! Have them watch U live #OnCamera in person ! Be a #Contestant & #WinBig ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Aunty L came 4th Lady . Not in her age group . 4th Lady overall . Immense", "context": ["@USER Mum came 4th lady she really really pushed herself but got pipped at last minute 😬 ", "@USER Well done Aunty L 🏅 🎂 Iz hope yoos got extra cakes noms for doin sooper gud . Also , maybees yoos shud push da other lady into da canal ?", "@USER Pffftttttt 4 seconds that ’ s all 😱 😬 😬 😬 mum was 52.17 18th outa 121 n dad was 56.03 35th outa 121 👏", "@USER Mum really wanted a trophy cos last one she did she was 4th lady so pushed herself as fast as her little legs ’ d go but 4ths good 👏", "@USER @USER Excellent run from Aunty L always aiming high . She WILL get a trophy ❤ ️ ❤ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER mom That ’ s you ! Have fun & Happy Birthday wishes to the one celebrating !", "context": ["Oh no , the middle school dance tomorrow night has been cancelled and I don ’ t have to drive my kids over there during an inclement weather warning . ", "@USER Any chance of you holding the dance in your basement for your kids and some friends ? 😁 😁 💃 🏽 💃", "@USER They ’ re having a birthday party next weekend — maaaaaybe there will be dancing ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You might just decide to never #quibble & always agree I am & then every day would be a holiday", "context": ["@USER Edmund , siblings , parents , awaiting the millennium back home in Pontywrydd ", "@USER And as you will readily concede doing it #outdoors", "@USER Counts as much as a hole in the roof , I guess . But since it's a day of festivities I will not quibble further ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "> one of the great moments in #BritishHistory . We have been shackled by the #EuropeanUnion . Yes , we will continue to trade with the European Union . Yes , we will have global #trading . Yes , we will have our and our sovereignty back . This is a moment in our >", "context": ["> #ScrutinyCommitteefor 10 years , and I have been on the #committee for 34 years . I know a tiny bit about what's been going on . The #reality is : the reality is that the legislation is made in the , behind closed doors , by of other countries >", "> over us , and in addition to that , normally made by #consensus , without even a #transcript ! Fortunately , the people of this country will be able to hear and #see what is done in this chamber today , which you certainly can't do in the . >", "> It is a complete travesty to suggest that in some shape or another we are #LittleEnglanders , or #nationalistic . We are nothing of the kind . This , Mr . Deputy Speaker , is a watershed moment in our #history . This bill will go down in history when it is enacted , in conjunction >", "> with the #WithdrawAct of 2018 , which repeals the #EuropeanCommunitiesAct1972 [ #ECA 1972 ] , and takes us out of the subjugation and the shackles of our being able to govern ourselves and having the imposed upon us by other member states . It is about . That is >", "> why we are returned to this house . This is why by the #free choice of the people of this country ― and I congratulate them were every fibre of my being for making the decision ( by such an emphatic decision ) a few days ago . The #reality is , Mr . Deputy Speaker , that >", "> this is a #historic moment it compares to the #decision that when in 1660 the #Cromwellian period was redefined . We came in back into parliamentary . We reestablished government in 1688 , and then there were the [ 1815 and 1846 ] . >", "> There was the giving of the to the #British people the working man to be able to #vote in 1867 . And then , in May 1940 , we decided that we would not be governed by any other country , and we defeated , and we made it clear that we were going to be a self-governing > ", "> #nation . I will give way . \" #DanielKawczynski : \" I am very grateful to my honorable Friend for giving way . Will he acknowledge , uh , that there are hundreds of thousands of #EU - in this country — people like me who have come from to settle here — who voted for >", "> and and believe in Brexit ? And unlike the honorable lady from the #LibDem-benches [ #WeraHobhouse ] who seeks to ( somehow ) represent all of these EU citizens , there are hundreds of thousands of us who stand by that decision and are [ of ] the decision that this country has >", "> taken : to regain her #sovereignty . \" Sir #WilliamCash : \" I absolutely agree with every word that my honorable friend has said . For me , this has been a long journey . My first amendment on the question of sovereignty was in June 1986 , during the #SingleEuropeanAct . I wasn't >", "> even not even allowed to #debate it . I was cut off at the knees by one of your predecessors , Mr Deputy Speaker , for daring to suggest that the matter should be debated . The fact is that we then moved on to the #MaastrichtTreaty [ 1992 ] , and I had the #honor and the >", "> to help run and to lead that rebellion , because it was needed to stop European #government , which is what that treaty was all about . Then we moved on to , #Amsterdam and then . And I look around to survey the landscape of this enormous that is now taking >", "> place today , I see exhausted #volcanoes of former #PrimeMinister ​ s who've been constantly on the #media , telling us that we got wrong . No , we did not . Furthermore , not only did we get it right , but the people , absolutely , one hundred percent , know that this is >"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER , @USER book info is at @USER She'd be an AMAZING guest ... just sayin ' 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ Anyhow , work with , make your own festival to combat the #Antisemitism #Hate etc #acceptance & Spread facts at your own risk 😂", "context": ["Last night on the @USER @USER presented \" Meanwhile ... @USER Announces Diverse #2020 Festival Lineup \" & mentions & amongst others to highlight obscure & silly names . Meanwhile ... I'm all 🤩 🥳 Invite them on the show , PLEASE ⁉ ️", "@USER here's a set by @USER ( @USER ) in the #NYC subway that was transcribed by - outstanding job , by the way ! ! 👏 👏 Invite them on the & let'em loose ! ! 🎉 🥺", "@USER you once had @USER on your show performing with @USER & the band . She spoke about it during an Women's Leadership Forum 👏 🙌 ( & she got to share #HerStory 🤩 ", "Well @USER , @USER also plays with @USER ‼ ️ 🤯 I know , right ⁉ ️ 👀 GRACE KELLY GO TiME : Fish & Chips Feat . Leo P #2Saxy You should invite her as well & let them all jam ! !", "@USER , 😱 @USER 🤓 Following the performances of @USER 😍 😭 band , & Let's bring in & they end w / MEUTE - You & Me ( Flume Remix ) ", "@USER , @USER could even do a handoff then & there with @USER via Disclosure - You & Me ( Flume Remix ) & they'll be followed by & - Something About You ( Official Video ) ", "@USER , that video is important because \" The # 1 song on the Dance Radio charts carries a tender message about #ToxicMasculinity , \" @USER @USER Toxic masculinity was something I learned about from", "@USER , @USER wrote For The Love of Men : A New Vision For Mindful Masculinity which helped me come out 🙇 ‍ ♂ ️ 🏳 ️ ‍ 🌈 🙌 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ohhhhhhhhhh omg just read that link ( I read fast ) William Lawrence Murphy lol that ’ s amazing and upgrades to the bed sound like funnnn to me , I ’ m seriously so excited ! #tinyliving 🥰 😄 🤩", "context": ["You know what makes me really happy ? Closed MurphyBed = daytime picture Open MurphyBed = nighttime picture I find this SUPER adorable . I'll show ' em all during the livestream . ", "@USER What ’ s the deal with a Murphy bed ? Why is it called that ? Lol it ’ s cute though .", "@USER It's a pull down bed . Wikipedia says it's named after someone . It was featured in The Sims 2 & The Sims 3 ( where it could also result in death ) So we're bringing it back ! But don't worry - there's upgrades you can perform on the bed to avoid death ! 😀"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You have solve all your nonexistent health problems forever .", "context": ["@USER Feel like inventing some non-existent ailment to see if they can heal me ? 🤔 😂", "@USER And you won't have to pay until it is solve ...", "@USER But it will never be solve because it doesn ’ t exist ! That means unlimited healing for me ! #Winning 🥳 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Didn ’ t your fave do a Christmas album too ? One that wasn ’ t even close to as successful as my fave ’ s ? Also , went top 15 and 2x platinum , and it ’ s not fair to compare Xtinct to an artist who has been around 10 years longer than her", "context": ["xtina is not impressive she can ’ t write , her singing is mediocre , she can ’ t produce she ’ s really mid 😭", "@USER Sis , why are you trying to drag Xtina for no reason ? Stan Twitter thinks it's something , she has nothing more to prove . Her singing has been praised by the biggest vocal legends , she has won awards for it and her albums & lyrics show her versatility .", "@USER @USER Girl she couldn ’ t even get a solo top 10 after her third era . She has EVERYTHING to prove", "@USER @USER @USER Girl nothing Moo released in the entire 2010 ’ s decade hit Top 10 , Top 5 , or # 1 . Not a Grammy or a Grammy nom or a decent live vocal . She can ’ t even get her lipsync right 💀 All the sheep could talk about is a 1994 Xmas jingle which only proves ur fave is good for a throwback . 💀"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Appreciate your viewpoints May there be #peace all around", "context": ["Huge crowd at Shaheen Bagh protest tonight . 😍 😍 See the sea of people , salute to people of Shaheen Bagh . #CAA_NRCProtests #CAA_NRC_Protests #ShaheenBaghProtest ", "@USER @USER #India is a mesmerizing place with most issues resolved and #civilization blossoming for 5000 years Send #ShaheenBagh protestors to Dar UL Uloom Jannats to address and resolve real issues", "@USER @USER Don't really understand what r u talking about . U trying to make a point , brother ?", "@USER @USER #CAA is helping hand to #Hindus #Sikhs of 10,000 kidnap & forced conversion by Jihadis in girls violation by or Budhha statutes blast by is non concept Pak Hindus will only strengthen it", "@USER @USER Moreover , what is your idea of secularism ? Would be interested to know", "@USER @USER #Secularism is #India First Dignity and respect to all and appeasement of none and fair pari passu of #minority rights in and else open Borders for the minorities there Or of declare jihad on to merge it back with United", "@USER @USER U r right , India first ! But what is India , just mountains , planes , fields , forests , rivers , etc ? What makes a country ? Most important ingredient is , WE THE PEOPLE of India . Right ? I don't want a war because first casualty of war is the TRUTH ! Shayad zyada ho gaya", "@USER @USER & #Pakistan #Hindus #Sikhs are also people pandits were also people of War has only one address that's or world as they r still living in medeiveal era and haven't modernized / moderated and adjusted enough", "@USER @USER Oh , forgot to mention the last thing . According to God you are my brother and of course I care about you and that's y I said whatever I have said"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I remember buying Patlabor on VHS then going to games workshop , and the staff person asking what I'd bought had never heard of it . I felt , and was ,", "context": ["@USER Aw , man . This and Lensman were amongst those early Manga video releases I never got to see . Always tantalisingly glimpsed in the big flashy intro reel .", "@USER Same ! My little project at the minute is getting all the early Manga Video releases I missed watched - starting with the vids that made up the intro . Odin's on YouTube in crap quality . If you want anything better , can point you in the right direction ?", "@USER I ’ m neck deep in Gundam nostalgia right now . Trying to find a way to get my old R1 DVD ’ s to play . May come back to you if I get no luck .", "@USER What ’ s next ? A-Ko , Dominion , Venus Wars ? I ’ m sorta assuming you ’ ve done Akira and Fist of the North Star previously .", "@USER Seen it a few times before , but not recently , so I ’ ve got Fist of the North Star on now . It ’ s a belter . Love the music . Venus Wars and A-Ko are the ones I ’ ve only seen bits of . Hadn ’ t seen anything of Odin at all . The rest ( well , Akira and Dominion ) I had on video as a teenager .", "@USER Want to check out Lensman and Macross : Do You Remember Love too . Were you a Manga Video fan ? I assume we ’ re a similar age but I ’ m not sure .", "@USER I ’ m 40 . I had the naff dub of Macross . A Kiseki release IIRC . My mate used to buy the Guyver every month . We rented stuff like FoNS , RG Veda , picked up stuff second hand .", "@USER Was gutted my folks wouldn ’ t let me go to a late night release of Patlabor the movie . Manga arranged a limited release in the UK ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Perfect ! “ The Minister of Tweeter ” . Now that is truly rare and something I ’ ve never heard before . Keep up the good work .", "context": ["Wow . Rep . Pramila Jayapal , co-chair of Progressive Caucus , says post-briefing : “ There was NO raw evidence presented that this was an imminent threat . ”", "@USER @USER @USER Rare Logic tweeting logic heard 1000 times before . I agree it ’ s true where all roads lead but coming from you shouldn ’ t the logic be rare ? Rarely heard of before . Rarely used . Rarely stated . If you have nothing rare to tweet then tweet not . Just saying .", "@USER @USER @USER My , my ... are you the Minister of Twitter ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yea , he is . And so is this : no UK-USA trade deal unless the Friday #Agreement is protected , which means the 140 areas of cooperation that are overseen by the all-island intergovernmental institutions . Which means minimal NI divergence with Ireland . ", "context": ["A wake up call from Simon Coveney as he tells #Marr : “ Just because a British Parliament decides that British law says something doesn ’ t mean that law applies to the other 27 countries of the European Union . ” #ToryBrexit Britain exceptionalism ", "@USER British law will say that there will be no extension - so there will be no extension . It's not that hard to understand . They've got 11 months to put a good enough deal on the table , or we leave without one .", "@USER @USER Your attitude articulated exactly why Northern Ireland ’ s relationship with Ireland was not passed to Phase 2 talks .", "@USER @USER Ireland pre-emptrd voices like yours and persuaded the other EU26 to prioritise NI so that you wouldn ’ t use the threat of harming the #Friday #Agreement as a rouse to secure a trade deal that hurts the EU Single Market . Smart , weren ’ t we !", "@USER @USER @USER The UK will not continue a Single Market with the EU", "@USER @USER @USER Yes we know , #Brexiteers keep telling us . But the bigger the break between the UK and EU , then the bigger the divergence between GB and NI . It remains to be seen which is more important to British voters : keeping the UK Union intact and maintaining the #GFA . Or hard #Brexit .", "@USER @USER @USER Bill Clinton , the guy that got his intern to give him blowjobs in the Oval Office ? He's not very credible is he ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Aw , Rex you lifted me in the beginning when my following was small and I appreciate you for doing so . In fact , it was 💛 💛 💛 You have my loyalty and forever support", "context": ["#WritingCommunity #FF here are gems I ’ m proud to know @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks so much for the mention Justin 💕 A few more Gems for your list : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , SJ for the morning , Hello ! More gems to find", "@USER @USER @USER Rick , thank you for the mention ! ❤ ️ More gems ... 🙏 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks you , Cristy . I ’ ll add these recent RT ’ ers of my pinned tweet Thank you . I appreciate your support . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Julie for being one of #AwesomeFriends and all the things you have done for me . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh and Soleimani isn ’ t mentioned at all . ", "context": ["Vice President Mike Pence's claim that General Suleimani helped 10 of the men who would go on to carry out the Sept . 11 attacks cross through Iran and enter Afghanistan isn't backed up by established historical accounts or public U . S . intelligence ", "@USER Or ... as journalists ... call it what it is , A COMPLETE LIE . Try reporting it for a change .", "@USER @USER It ’ s in the 9/11 commission report . @USER is lying to you again .", "@USER @USER @USER Do your own homework . Read it yourself . Stop allowing the press to lie and manipulate you . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks . I looked up the part about crossing through Iran and it does not appear that the terrorists were aided by Iran . Some did pass through , but they used a network of smugglers . Here ’ s the relevant section . Don ’ t let the press etc . etc . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#DailySketch Day 16 : 1 : #Pidgey ( with 3 toes by accident xp ) 2 : #Fae from ' ' ( written with a friend ) 3 : ( ) 4 : from ' Maryoku ' as well . ", "context": ["#DailySketch and #DailySketchChallenge-thread ! I'll try to post all my sketches in this thread for easy finding :) won't post my old drawings for my OC because of only 4 images a post . Follow my for the original art !", "Day 6 : #Charizard ( #Pokemon ) , #Kim ( version 2 ) , ( ) and with . Doing great with my ! ", "Day 7 : #DailySketch 1 : #Squirtle 2 : #Dawna ( sketch says Vira , I always mix those two up XD ) 3 : ( ) 4 : from ( @USER ) in a , because I wanted to ", "#DailySketch Day 9 : 1 : #Blastoise ( He is hard tot draw ! ) 2 #Gwen ( original art is not available , sorry . She had long hair underneath that cap ) 3 : ( ) 4 : Random ", "#DailySketch Day 11 : 1 : #Metapod 2 : #Karanya ( true looks , she is a colorblind shapeshifter ) 3 : ( ) 4 : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why Hesitate ? Let's Medicate #PuffPuffPass on #Twitch gonna be running around in Outer Space getting Vape Faced wanted to say cheers to y'all first rip got me sweaty & this . second take some tech issues pay off :P Stay Lifted & Have a Great #Tuesday & ", "context": ["live #streaming on #Twitch starting now & going till ... ? I'm a #TwitchAffiliate Got ? link @USER for for many FREEBIES as well as a FREE monthly SUB :) continuing come through y'all Happy Sunday Funday ! ", "@USER @USER @USER hey y'all #Sunday #PuffPuffPass #GoodVibes 🌿 🐝 💨 let's connect 💚 ✌ ️ ️ been MIA took a bit of a spill Winters are hard wanted to touch base let folks know I'm still kicking & to all Be Kind As Ya Flower Fam ", "@USER @USER @USER eyes watering from intense coughs airway's clearing well today :) #PuffPuffPass anyone ? it don't time out , so take ya time about connecting & spreading the #GoodVibes that come with & live at "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much for putting me on your list ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Omg ... I made Rex ’ s #awesomeList ? ! Yaaaaaaaaas ! ! ! Here are some others for the list", "@USER @USER @USER And I made yours TT . 😊 😊 😊 thank you 🙏 🙏 here are some others ", "@USER @USER @USER You're wonderful Shenae ! Thank you & here is more for the #AwesomeList to follow . Hugs & a big kiss "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🇧 🇴 #Mensa happened to be in #Gbese #Akotiakojuale on Sunday 6 September 1846 bc ... all the people return to their house ( we ) of origin , the house of our = ... on that day . 👑 🙏 🏾 ️ is ", "context": ["🇧 🇴 #GaAmanko1846 part 3 The #badboy of events on #Homowo Sunday 6 September 1846 was ... aka or , leader of the people of . He was the of aka who fought at 1826 . 💚 💛 ❤ ️ ", "🇧 🇴 The #hero ( tho #tragic ) of the #narration is ... aka who was a prominent of / in quarter . 💚 💛 ❤ ️ ", "🇧 🇴 #Mensa aka #NgleshiAddy was the son of ... #NaaAtswei of and aka head of / in the 1810s - 1820s and wealthy merchant ( and ) . 💚 💛 ❤ ️ ", "🇧 🇴 #Mensa aka #NgleshiAddy had moved from #Gbese to in bc of his qualities to as for ... ( r . 1844-71 ) . 💚 💛 ❤ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Charity is simply just an act of love being expressed . So in your relationship with people and in whatever you do make sure you priotize charity . #charity #compassion #Jesus", "context": ["PRIORITIZE CHARITY Merriam Webster defines charity as the act of giving money , food , or other kinds of help to people who are poor , sick , etc . #charity #compassion", "The heart of GOD towards humanity is love . Therefore , charity should be expressed with a heart of love and of compassion to another . #charity #compassion", "I encourage you to develop a charitable lifestyle not for self aggrandizement but for the need to save a dieing soul . #charity #compassion"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #tech at #CES S-A 1 from that can take 4 passengers & pilot 1000-2000 feet above at 180 mph for trips up to 60 miles . Ride-share service by via ", "context": ["Surprise ! @USER unveiling , of all things , a car at #CES2020 is definitely a sign of changing times .. #ElectricVehicles #automotive ", "@USER To show how #automotive #experience can be transformed with 33 CMOS sensors inside & out , 360 ˚ Reality Audio , #PlayStation5 & other @USER technologies , here is , the stunning at ", "Semiconductor manufacturing equipment automation solution over QuEST #IoT platform for #Industry40 #IIoT @USER at ", "Are you in charge of engineering R & D of a product company looking for ideas to digitally transform your product portfolio at #CES ? Head to @USER booth no 1909 at #CES2020 for a one stop solution to your needs ", "Visit @USER booth 1909 at #CES2020 to watch in action the cross industry #IoT platform that sport latest advances in #cloud , , , , , , to implement use cases ranging from , , , ", "@USER @USER @USER #tech at #CES : technology from lets you type on your desk ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER A pregnant mom had minor belly pain . 10 minutes later , she gave birth in her car . @USER #baby #birthday ", "context": ["“ It was like something straight out of a Lifetime movie . ” Prince George ’ s County mother describes her daughter ’ s earlier-than-expected birth . It wasn ’ t the timing that was the most surprising but the location . #OnlyOn7 @USER @USER ", "Baby Camyah was due January 24 but arrived December 31 . Although early , she didn ’ t want to leave the closeness of her mom that quickly . @USER ", "Early baby didn ’ t want to leave the comfort of mom when she was born . Where she ended up , tonight on @USER at 6 . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER “ I cannot do all the good that the world needs . But the world needs all the good that I can do . ” You said it right Sunita , #kindness & love is never wasted & everything that we do with will #MakeADifference - so spread the love ! U always bring a smile with ur positivity :)", "context": ["Practice kindness . Be empathetic . Build bridges . #MustRead my article #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER So true . We are beings of Love . vibrate in the frequencies of love . #Compassion ", "@USER @USER @USER True .. We are all being of \" Love those who love you . Love those who love you not . Love those who hate you . Love those who hate you not . Love them until they love you back , and when they love you back , LOVE THEM MORE ! \" Heard the sometime back & loved it ! #WednesdayThoughts ", "@USER Yes #SpreadLove ... Love and #Kindness are Never Wasted ... #BeKind Sprinkle a little Wherever you go ... 💜 ❤ Thanks Kriti ... God bless you 🙏 🌷 😊 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Many people choose to live in diversions of love because to stand in love is a SOFT strength . But if you can truely devlop yourself enough to harness it , take Marianne for example - it Is the most POWERFUL force known to us .", "context": ["1 / This twitter account will continue on , even in the face of the suspension of Marianne 2020 . But I will be changing rearranging a few things around here . Feel free to continue following me . I will be sharing Marianne ’ s content still , but may identify myself on Twitter .", "2 / Marianne more than a person has and is still signifying somthing very important and very critical . She symbolises a new birth of political life . I will still be breathing into that life with my every action . I will not look away when things are tough .", "3 / for those of you who may not know . I was completely foreign to political engagement . I credit Marianne to inspiring me so much , to get involved to a degree that I now have myself a job at my local state assembly as an advisor . I had no experience prior and am fueled by love"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Giri / Haji is now available on . Or you can watch it on .", "context": ["So in the past two days I have finished Mindhunter and The Witcher . Big up yourselves @USER ", "@USER @USER I lost my way in Witchhunter mate . Couldn ’ t tell you who was who or what was happening . Had you played the game / known it before ?", "@USER @USER Nah hadn't played the game but figured it out after a while ! There was a lot of time jumping which they didnt make clear but I managed to get it in the end !", "@USER @USER I finished it ... but out of stubbornness ! Hahah I love a good fantasy fight scene so kept me for that . Thought your man was pretty beige too ! ?", "@USER @USER Yeah I did at first too but realised that was part of his character . I was a bit gutted we didnt see the Bard again ! I have never been in to fantasy so I was popping my cherry but I liked it !", "@USER @USER Yeah never watched either ! When GOT came out it was the choice of that or The Walking Dead to commit too and I sadly chose the later"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... the of #CHRIST is the last going forward for us ALL today ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER but if we #walk in the #light as he himself is in the light we have fellowship with one another , & the blood of #Jesus his Son cleanses us from all sin 1 1:7 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER & the #Lord will become #king over all the #earth ; on that day the Lord will be one & his name one 14:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now who will harm you if you are eager to do what is good ? 1 #Peter 3:13 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now #faith is the assurance of things hoped for , the conviction of things not seen #Hebrews 11:1 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER If anyone acknowledges that #Jesus is the Son of #God , God lives in them & they in God 1 #John 4:15 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Beloved , I #pray that all may go well with you & that you may be in good #health , just as it is well with your #soul 3 1:2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t store up treasures on #earth , that are consumed & thieves steal ; Store up treasures in #heaven , that cant be consumed or stolen . For where your treasure is , there your heart will be also #Matthew 6:19- 21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER We know by this , that he laid down his #life for us — & we ought to lay down our lives for one another 1 John 3:16 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER Enter his gates with #thanksgiving , & his courts with #praise . Give thanks to him , bless his name #Psalms 100:4 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER God did not send the Son into the world to condemn the world , but in order that the world might be saved through him John 3:17 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER For by #grace you have been saved through #faith , & this is not your own doing ; it is the #gift of — not the result of works , so that no one may boast 2:8- 9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER But when you give alms , do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing #Matthew 6:3 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER Why are you cast down , O my #soul , & why are you disquieted within me ? #Hope in #God ; for I shall again him , my & my God 42:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Entering the house they saw the child with #Mary his #mother & they knelt down & paid him homage . Then opening their #treasure chests , they gave him gifts of , frankincense & myrrh 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Glory to #God in the highest #heaven , and #peace to his people on ! ” 2:14 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior , who is the Messiah , the Lord Luke 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #christmas #merrychristmas #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER But to all who received him , who believed in his name , he gave #power to become children of #God #John 1:12 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER O sing to the Lord a new song , for he has done marvelous things . His right hand & his holy arm have gotten him victory . The Lord has made known his victory ; he has revealed his vindication in the sight of the nations #Psalms 98:1- 2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER God's was revealed among us in this way : #God sent his only Son into the world so that we might live through him 1 John 4:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER The commandment we have from him is this : those who love God must love their brothers & sisters also 1 John 4:21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #verseoftheday #todaysreading "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You couldn't get any more UK Swagger into this photo if you tried ! ! #ThisIsMyCrew ... And is wearing a \" Bratles \" shirt ? ! ? I suddenly MUST have one !", "context": ["On a day where baseball seems to be fraying at the seams ... needs to hear your uplifting #Brewers stories ! 💙 💛 💙 COMMENT with your favorite Beer-Maker Memory or Tale ... bonus points for including Uecker ! 💛 💙 I ’ ll RT as many as I can ! #ThisIsMyCrew ", "@USER My favorite Uecker call and Brewers memory : \" Morgan swing and a smash up the middle , base hit to center , HERE COMES GOMEZ , AROUND THIRD , THE THROW AND THE BREWERS WIN ! THE BREWERS ARE MOVING ON ! ON A BASE HIT BY NYJER MORGAN ! WOAH WHAT A SCENE ! ", "@USER @USER One time , I took my two British friends to a game and fed them salmon . One of them painted a portrait of me . Baseball is magical , even if it goes through phases of being broken . @USER "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Daybreak in Loano , Italy one of these blessed days ... Share the happiness dear Myriam ❣ 8-1- 2020 #BlessedDays #together with love 👪 💞", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Boker Tov Chaverim ! ! ! Todá lecha elohim al haboker . #photography #photo ", "@USER @USER @USER Boker tov Fernando v chavrim v chavroth יום טוב 🌹 🎶 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER 👩 ‍ 👦 you have a little son too ? i see for first time , so nice .. 💕 😘", "@USER @USER @USER Soon I will have a big family 👨 ‍ 👩 ‍ 👧 ‍ 👧 Happy Tuesday miss sweetness 😊 ", "@USER @USER @USER Lovely Tuesday my sweet friend Micky a lot of sweetness and happiness kisses 😘 ❤ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Myriam , for all your smiles , hugs , and happy moments we share ❣ have a lovely day .. 😘 ❤ 💕 ⚘ 🌿 ‍ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER God Bless You and your family .. #BlessedAndGrateful 👪 Thanks for all 🙏 ⚘ 🌿 💕 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you sweet Miky Layla tov 💫 🌷 💫 at home the day breaks ☀ ️ 🍀 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ties the game up 2-2 after drawing a penalty shot ! #buildit #penaltyshot", "context": ["First goal for the Lancers as @USER put away the first one ! Lancers 1 - @USER 0 with 10 left in the first #buildit #golancers", "@USER tie it up making it 1-1 with 10min left in the first . #golancers", "First period ends and the Lancers are tied 1-1 with the @USER #buildit #letsgolancers", "@USER take the lead in the second period making it 2-1", "And @USER stay in the lead , finishing off the 2nd period 2-1 . #buildit #golancers"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If you care so much for your beloved #ChosenOne and care to move with him to Siberia ! ", "context": ["Sen . Chuck Schumer : \" McConnell's view is Alice In Wonderland — first the trial and then the evidence . If the Senate were to agree to Leader McConnell's proposal , the senate would act as little more than a nationally televised meeting of a mock trial club . \" ", "@USER Pelosi said they would impeach before she even heard the phone call hahahahahaa", "@USER @USER HAHA - Thats exactly what @USER has been saying . Just proves it ’ s all politics and there ’ s nothing behind it - thanks for helping out tho"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER does all fiction must conform 2 rules of reality ? Snowtrain is no sense when stuck in real world / & rules :: [ but ]: : fiction give freedom to make up whatever we want . Fish walking = no sense / but no fun ? how bore . I need let go of limiting comfort of \" knowing . \" less depressed now .", "context": ["Just watched Snowpiercer For reasons unrelated to the film , Bong Joon Ho is now my favorite director ", "@USER @USER This is a fun story , but Snowpiercer is one of the worst movies I've ever seen . My whole family hated it , and we all have vastly different fast in film .", "@USER @USER @USER Guess what , lots of movies technically don't make sense .", "@USER @USER @USER Also , don't assume \" not making sense \" is an objectively bad thing . Some of the most impressionable and memorable films in history make no sense at all ; it's got it's own category , called \" surrealism \" . 👍", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , thanks for explaining surrealism to me . Lol ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "MAPS should not seek to twitter for a community . I do not want to be on a website where PEDOPHILES are openly allowed to be of themselves . There is nothing prideful about being a MAP .", "context": ["WHAT ARE MAPS , how i feel about maps : a thread", "MAP = Minor Attracted Person , someone who is attracted to MINORS . a NOMAP = Non Offending MAP , someone who is attracted to minors but will not / has not acted on it", "MAPS / NOMAPS are pedophiles . they are adults attracted to children ( sometimes minors attracted to prepubescent children )", "MAPS are NOT part of the LGBT + community . MAPS do not chose to be pedophiles , but they should not be normalized or accepted . THEY SHOULD SEEK HELP"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow You will love this Boss #trivia Here ’ s some #wrestling trivia for #glowfans How many have actually earned in wrestling ? Here ’ s a since I ’ m feeling today ( You Can Count Them on One Hand )", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow Can always get pics of Jon and Al Snow and see if they want to play Little Feather ...", "@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow So and , do you want to try casting Al Snow and brother Jon Snow as Little Feather ?", "@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow ... I don ’ t think Al Snow would approve .", "@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow Probably not , but the big bad fictional Jon has O all upset . Dontcha just hate when a fictional character gets you so angry , you have to take it out in an unrelated Twitter post ?", "@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow Haha you know nothing Jon Snow ... winter is coming ... House of Stark", "@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow yeah , yeah ... fictional characters get you upset ... where did the fictional character hurt you ? Get out your rant on how you're very angry ... very angry ... with the fictional character so we can get back to Little Feather ... and then rant about your fictional characters on your wall", "@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow Reading isn ’ t your main skill huh ... geez #readingisfundamental #amindisaterriblethingtowaste", "@USER @USER @USER 0sThen80sNow Yeah , yeah ... fictional characters make you mad . We know . Look , there's only one King here in America , and it's Trump !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER . . . Yes , ma'am . #Indeed it does ! 💯 * * NOTE : Most people are unworthy and undeserving of a #Scorpios and . It's a rarity that you will find who is . ( in terms of an actual and not something merely . ) ♏ ️", "context": ["You females are funny . So when table talk was happening and motherfuckers was sitting around gossiping crazy about Me & rumors on my husband y ’ all wasn ’ t screaming out “ be a woman first ” Now that y ’ all see tears I ’ m all these disgusting things ? ! Okay got it .", "@USER It ’ s not about loyalty , it ’ s about being a decent human being . You disregard her as if you never knew her , as if you never had any feelings for her . It ’ s messy as hell for no reason . Stay out of other peoples business", "@USER @USER * * NOTE : Perhaps you didn't get the memo : . . . #Speaking as a #Scorpio , that's usually our tendency . Once we're #done with you - completely DONE with you - it's as if we never knew you . mechanism ? Perhaps . ( Hence the stinger . ) Erica's is to Safaraee ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER “ Always being your third wheel ! ! ! And LOVING it 🥰 ” “ Literally your third wheel ... ” “ Did I say mom ! ! ” Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve & Jared Padalecki ! ( ) ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER “ Ready to make our mark ⛷ ” “ Lookin ’ like a pro ” “ Our happy place ” “ Not crying , it ’ s just that cold 🥶 ” Genevieve Padalecki ’ s Instagram story ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Farewell final holiday beard . You ’ ve been a close friend these last 15 years ... ( like , REALLY close ... in all honesty , you ’ re right up in my face sometimes ) . Hello Sam Winchester . Take us home . #spnfamily #supernatural ” Jared Padalecki on instagram ( . jaredpadalecki ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ 39 and still a tree hugger ” Genevieve Padalecki on instagram ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Happy Birthday Baby ! ! ! Here ’ s to another year of new experiences and adventures ❤ ️ ❤ ️ Thanks for bringing me along 😁 #happybirthday ” Jared Padalecki ft . Genevieve Padalecki on instagram ( . jaredpadalecki ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Thank you all for the birthday wishes ! Spent the day meditating and floating in space 🙂 ” “ Thank you for the beautiful flowers . You ’ re always so thoughtful ♥ ️ ” Genevieve Padalecki ’ s Instagram story ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Happy Genevieve Day ! You make the world better place & I adore you 💚 Love you my sweet , smart , beautiful friend ! ” Nicole Tubiola ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Happy Birthday to my Favorite Tree Hugger 🎂 🎉 ♾ 🌸 🦄 This is where I spent most of my childhood too ️ love you long time ! ! ! ” “ Birthday girl ” Adrienne Bosh ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Jen Kassell ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( . jenniferkassell ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Angela Doran ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( . angela.doran ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ I love you so much . angela.doran ” Genevieve Padalecki ’ s Instagram story ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ The woman that just always makes me smile ... Happy Day of birth 🎂 I love you ❤ ️ ” Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ You light up the room and my life are my biggest fan , you always support me . Thank you for always letting me ... ” “ And for always letting me take pics ... ” “ For always trying Vegan food just for me ... ” Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Making me feel like a goddess ... ALL the time ” Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ #NOWORDS ” “ For being the most incredible mother ... ” “ Best mum in the world ” Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ For teaching me your dance moves ... ” Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ For helping me find my light ... Always ” “ For letting me drag you to beauty appointments ... AND take pictures 😂 ” Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve Padalecki ! ( ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ For letting me be part of your family ! ! ! And letting me witness the pure love you have for each other ! ! ” Campbell Ritchie ’ s Instagram story ft . Genevieve & Jared Padalecki ! ( ) "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Derek I did this one but wish you a wonderful day", "context": ["You can tell a lot about a person by these categories . I ’ ll play along . egg : poached steak : medium milk : almond alcohol : whiskey on the rocks warm drink : black tea ", "@USER You can tell a lot about a person by these categories . So okay here ’ s me : egg : scrambled steak : medium rare if I eat it at all milk : almond alcohol : wine warm drink : coffee is the only answer What say you @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER You can tell a lot about a person by these categories . Here's mine : egg : over medium steak : medium milk : white alcohol : vodka warm drink : coffee I feel like this says I'm pretty average . lol . You ?", "@USER @USER @USER You can tell a lot about a person by these categories . Here's mine : egg : over medium steak : medium milk : no thanks alcohol : red wine warm drink : coffee Not sure what it says about me , but fun to answer . You ?", "@USER @USER @USER Good one Olivia ! eggs : scrambled w / salmon please steak : no thanks milk : made from plants or almond / coconut blend alcohol : Malbec warm drink : a billion coffees a day until the Malbec You ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Thx Michelle . eggs - over - easy steak - medium ( but don't eat a lot of red meat ) milk - 1 percent alcohol - Malibu bay breeze or Guiness beer warm drink - coffee in AM , decaf tea at night Tagging :", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Edward 💖 💖 You can tell a lot about a person by these categories . Here's mine : egg : anyway - except raw steak : medium / medium rare milk : lite white alcohol : whatever - except red wine warm drink : coffee , cappuccino strong I ’ m easy going", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Shenae ☕ ️ ☕ ️ ☕ ️ ☕ ️ Me Eggs : omelette with mushrooms ! ! Steak : medium rare Milk : chocolate Alcohol : none Warm drink : Jasmine tea How about you : ", "@USER @USER @USER wow , interesting tag . Thanks , Paula Me Eggs : omelette with veggies steak : never tasted Milk : shake 😉 Alcohol : teetotaller ☺ ️ warm drink : roasted cumin cup how about you", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Esha Eggs : Fried on a hash brown with streaky bacon Steak : A good fillet well done with fries and onion rings Milk : Strawberry , banana or chocolate milkshake Alcohol : Flying Fish Warm Drink : Coffee", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Tanya ! 🤗 Eggs , sunny side up with extra crispy beacon Steaks , fillet mignon , medium rare Mike , in negotiation process Alcohol , wine or beer Warm drink , coffee", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Anna 😄 Eggs : scrambled Steak : filet ( medium ) Milk : 1 % Alcohol : bourbon ( neat ) Warm drink : coffee ( black )", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the tag ! You can tell a lot about a person by these categories . Here's mine : egg : over easy steak : medium rare milk : 2 % alcohol : rum warm drink : coffee You ?", "@USER @USER @USER You can tell a lot about a person by these categories . Here's mine : egg : over easy steak : medium ( but rarely eat beef ) milk : NO alcohol : currently Altbier warm drink : English Breakfast Tea You ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks K . C . egg : poached steak : medium / well milk : yes alcohol : malt whisky warm drink : China Black Tea You ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER All children need protecting . All children need to be shown ❤ ", "context": ["#BlackTwitter This is why we're not progressing as A People . We need to educate Our Children . Show them and #Support Let them know there's no limit to their achievements @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER When you have no morals , no knowledge of self and you stand for nothing , this is what ensues . We must return to our roots as a people and as a culture . Honestly , most of us are too far gone . 😞 ", "@USER @USER @USER You are right ! God have mercy ! My mood for the children that are suffering Worldwide ! I am so mushy ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And just like that , the reboot for \" It \" was born ! :D", "context": ["1 . I once kissed a professional clown 2 . I really love fountain pens 3 . I'm a smoker 4 . Got injured in my sleep more than once 5 . I won a junior goat milking championship ", "@USER Didn't know you smoked ! And I now have to hear the clown story !", "@USER Aye , terrible habit I'm planning to kick once I'm doing better mentally ! So basically my friend and I got tickets for a local circus . After the show was over we hung around and chatted a bit , and after some time the artists came out to have a beer together . They spotted us and", "@USER asked if we'd like to share a beer with them , how we liked the show etc etc and as she was vibing with one of the acrobats I was hanging out with this other guy who turned out to be the clown . Anyway at some point we were heading home and the clown walked me to my bike and", "@USER then asked if he could steal a kiss . I was single and a bit buzzed so I was like yeah sure let's kiss the clown lmaoo !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It seems you lost your point when all you can do is pick on peoples grammar . ( Or autocorrect ) I appreciate my fellow Americans who took the time to educate you . #TheGreatAwakening #TrumpSupporters", "context": ["“ Beware of false prophets , who come to you in sheep ’ s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves . ” — Matthew 7:15 @USER ", "@USER @USER Trump may be a wolf , but there's nothing \" hidden \" about him ; it's all on display to see . What concerns me are all the \" other \" wolves in sheep's clothing trying to destroy our Country ; e . g . , AOC & \" the Squad , \" Bernie Sanders , Eliz Warren & the rest of the socialist-smpathizers .", "@USER @USER @USER Democratic socialism is a political philosophy that advocates for political democracy alongside a socially owned economy , with a particular emphasis on workers ' self-management and democratic control of economic institutions within a socialist market . ", "@USER @USER @USER Our Founding Fathers did not found \" a socially-owned economy . . . within a socialist market . \" That's not what they fought a revolutionary war for . If people want socialism , they can immigrate to a socialist country like France or Sweden , where taxes are horrendous !", "@USER @USER @USER don't speak of the founding fathers . You've no idea about them . Every tweet I've read from you proves to me that you are extraordinarily ill-informed . Though you wear this willful ignorance like a badge of honor , do not invoke the founding fathers . You know nothing of them . Stop .", "@USER @USER @USER Annd there ya have it . Don ’ t debate the Issues with Truth but rather attack the person . You ’ re a troll the question is are you paid to terrorize people or do you simply enjoy it ?", "@USER @USER @USER If you had any foundation in reality , I would reason . But , you live in a world of BS . Stop acting as though you're normal . You're abnormal . Your whole existence revolves around justifying the atrocities of a sociopath , egomaniac & idiot . You're not worth it . You're just not .", "@USER @USER @USER As if to prove a point . Good luck ahead in life from the very little I know about You I would say your a linear thinker . Not a big future for linear thinkers . Take care of yourself . Stop trying to hurt people with your words . Find another path it gets ugly ahead .", "@USER @USER @USER You mean like a lawyer ? Try using properly-constructed sentences with punctuation so that readers can follow you . Brush up on your grammar ; your use of the word \" your \" is incorrect ; it should be \" you're \" in this context . Don't \" project \" onto others whatever \" hurt \" you cause ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER She did ! I'm so happy and relieved . Its like you know it will be fine but you just cannot help it ! 😻 😻 😻", "context": ["OK at the moment but we're all out of out mind really about our little princess and her op in the morning . It's crazy , you know she will be fine , but you can't help yourself . It's called love ❤ ️ ", "I've just dropped her off and she hates me 😿 I have to ring at 4pm for an update 🤞 ", "Everything has gone well and I can pick her up in an hour 😻 😻 😻 I mean , of course , it was always going to be fine ... it wasn't like I was stressing or anything 🙀 🙀 #Artemis ", "@USER Yay ! ! ! Sweet little girl aced it - - and so did Mum ! ! Of course you worried - - she is the most precious thing , how could you not worry ? ? 💖 🥰 😻 🥰 💖"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER and #Tokay for 🥂 😋 Tokay is the name of the wines from the Tokaj wine region in Hungary ", "context": ["Budapest is one of my favorite cities . Full of culture and of course , history . #Budapest is not as easy to get around as #Prague , but I do recommend a visit ! I stayed at the Gresham Palace , @USER and had a stunning view of the Chain Bridge on the River Danube . ", "@USER @USER @USER I found it really easy to get around Budapest . It's an amazing place 😍", "@USER @USER @USER I had no issues either . I love it there"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I mean , people can even watch their dogs when they are at doggie daycare and yet @USER is not capable of telling me the location of my dryer or the general eta . #oldschool #guessidontneedadryer #lowes", "context": ["Tell me how our dryer was supposed to be delivered on Saturday and we still have no dryer and no clear communication from @USER", "@USER stands by their delivery process of giving you NO time frame for your delivery . There is also no way to track your delivery and no one to contact during your delivery .", "@USER I can even track when my groceries are on the way"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And above all these things put on charity , which is the bond of perfectness . Colossians 3:14 KJV Unknown to you , when you engage in charity you are actually meeting the needs of GOD . #charity #compassion #Jesus", "context": ["PRIORITIZE CHARITY Merriam Webster defines charity as the act of giving money , food , or other kinds of help to people who are poor , sick , etc . #charity #compassion", "The heart of GOD towards humanity is love . Therefore , charity should be expressed with a heart of love and of compassion to another . #charity #compassion", "I encourage you to develop a charitable lifestyle not for self aggrandizement but for the need to save a dieing soul . #charity #compassion", "Charity is simply just an act of love being expressed . So in your relationship with people and in whatever you do make sure you priotize charity . #charity #compassion"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "But no Empire can last forever . This Myth is the enemy of all others , the Myths that are emerging to save us from our wealth without effort , the loss of #Eudaimonia , #Creativity , and #Henosis .", "context": ["I'd like to suggest that there is a useful relationship , between #MythicStoicism on the one hand , and #NegativeNihilism , #AbsoluteNihilism , and on the other .", "Once we've dismissed assertions that are less meaningful or meaningless , accepted that our existence has only the meaning that we individually and collectively bring to it , and decided firmly to create meaning cooperatively , Mythic Stoicism is a singularly awesome tool .", "This process , like many others , requires periodic renewal . Older formulations of meaning become less helpful , more costly , or are simply surpassed ( and yet not displaced , sadly ) , by far better perspectives . Empires are built upon filling this Void with Faith , Myth , and Meaning ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "BTS MEMBERS ’ SOLOS IN “ LY : ANSWER ” in BILLBOARD WORLD DIGITAL SONG SALES 4/6 Including : * Album Lead Song & Intro * Peak Position & Date * Weeks in Chart + + + #BTS #RM #JIN ", "context": ["BTS SOLO INTROS & LEAD SONGS PER ALBUM 1/6 Including : * @USER followers ( nearest to ) at Album Release Date * Pre-order Sales * Official MV Youtube Views & Likes in : * * First 24 Hours upon Release * * Views & Likes as of Today , 2020.01 . 15 , 11AM KST + + + @USER #BTS ", "BTS SOLO INTROS in BILLBOARD WORLD DIGITAL SONG SALES 2/6 Including : * Peak Position * How long the intros stayed in chart * Sorted by Peak Position + + + #BTS #RM #JIN ", "BTS MEMBERS ’ SOLOS IN “ WINGS ” in BILLBOARD WORLD DIGITAL SONG SALES 3/6 Incl : * Album Lead Song & Intro * Peak Position & Date * Weeks in Chart * Sorted by Peak Position + + + #BTS @USER #RM #JIN "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Very idea ! Please call my #office ( The # 1 #VentureCapital firm on Silicon Valley ’ s Farm Hill Blvd ) to , , ,", "context": ["Very #troubled by the #news from Iran tonite , , My “ I-Phone ” was #broken much of the and I was to reach my to move my to our patriotic Defense Contractors , , , Many dollars will be if the begins tonite !", "Praying to #God to look over my #Portfolio ans our #Troop ’ s , ! ! 🇱 🇷 🇱 🇷 🇱", "@USER Now might be a good time to consider moving some of your funds into safer places such as in my startup #startup #ibuildthings #entrepreneur4life "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Even the starting lyrics ' are powerful . \" Everyday is so wonderful Then suddenly It's hard to breathe Now and then I get insecure From all the pain I'm so ashamed \" This . Even now , I still don't know why I'm like this . I'm just suffering . #ChristinaAguilera", "context": ["I want to share one of my favourite song . 🤗 I first heard this song when I was about 13 years old & it's forever imprinted in my heart . Just watching the MV itself was both shocking & encouraging for the young me back then . #ChristinaAguilera ", "Growing up in a rural area in an Asian country , many \" ideas \" presented in this MV was unthinkable for me at that time yet it was surprisingly easy for me to accept . It was also around this age when I realized I'm relatively more open & my thinking different from others around me .", "I guess my depression already started though back then I wasn't really aware , thought that harming myself to feel better is normal / OK . But this song's lyrics & video really left a mark on me . What about \" flaws \" ? What about \" differences \" ? There's so many out there , I am not alone ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER OBJ's #Browns cap hit is $ 2.9 m , his contract was front loaded with Giants and he could be cut next year and only count for $ 3m . What else you got", "context": ["What was John Dorsey ’ s best move as #Browns GM ? Nick Chubb in Round 2 ? There certainly weren ’ t many to choose from , were there ?", "@USER whether it worked great year 1 , he acquired Jarvis Odell annd Chubb , 3 of the most talented guys this team has had in how long ?", "@USER @USER Chubb was via Sashi Brown . OBJ took Zeitler and Higgins away and drained huge CAP . OBJ's NFL Passer Rating targeted was 69.8 . Higgins in 2018 with Baker 126.9 . OBJ cost not only Higgins targs but Njoku ; Record WORSE with OBJ in 19 . Dorsey a total disaster . @USER #Browns"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Remember small thing might not give you the huge #surge a cricketer gets scoring a double century , but it will make you feel much better bcoz your #brain #spurts happy chemicals which you with good feelings when you do something it perceives as for yourself .", "context": ["We know that being #calm , & positive in every #situation can help us achieve a lot . But this state of is not something that you can get , when negativity is so ingrained in our & our efficient is on mode & driving us at it's own 🤣", "Let you don't allow your mind to dwell on things that steal your peace , joy & energy , instead think about blessed #present & bright #future . Instead of scrolling aimlessly on phone all the time , think more about the things you want in #life & fill your mind with happy .", "Let you start focusing on what you can do today instead of just thinking what you have to do tomorrow . Let you begin to do one small thing everyday on which you can #feel or #congratulate yourself 👏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Your word is a lamp to my feet & a light to my path #Psalms 119:105 🙏 ☝ ️ 🙌 ✝ ️ #bible #verseoftheday ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER & the #Lord will become #king over all the #earth ; on that day the Lord will be one & his name one 14:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now who will harm you if you are eager to do what is good ? 1 #Peter 3:13 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now #faith is the assurance of things hoped for , the conviction of things not seen #Hebrews 11:1 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER If anyone acknowledges that #Jesus is the Son of #God , God lives in them & they in God 1 #John 4:15 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Beloved , I #pray that all may go well with you & that you may be in good #health , just as it is well with your #soul 3 1:2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t store up treasures on #earth , that are consumed & thieves steal ; Store up treasures in #heaven , that cant be consumed or stolen . For where your treasure is , there your heart will be also #Matthew 6:19- 21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER We know by this , that he laid down his #life for us — & we ought to lay down our lives for one another 1 John 3:16 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER Enter his gates with #thanksgiving , & his courts with #praise . Give thanks to him , bless his name #Psalms 100:4 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER God did not send the Son into the world to condemn the world , but in order that the world might be saved through him John 3:17 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER For by #grace you have been saved through #faith , & this is not your own doing ; it is the #gift of — not the result of works , so that no one may boast 2:8- 9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER But when you give alms , do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing #Matthew 6:3 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER Why are you cast down , O my #soul , & why are you disquieted within me ? #Hope in #God ; for I shall again him , my & my God 42:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Entering the house they saw the child with #Mary his #mother & they knelt down & paid him homage . Then opening their #treasure chests , they gave him gifts of , frankincense & myrrh 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Glory to #God in the highest #heaven , and #peace to his people on ! ” 2:14 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior , who is the Messiah , the Lord Luke 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #christmas #merrychristmas #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER But to all who received him , who believed in his name , he gave #power to become children of #God #John 1:12 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER O sing to the Lord a new song , for he has done marvelous things . His right hand & his holy arm have gotten him victory . The Lord has made known his victory ; he has revealed his vindication in the sight of the nations #Psalms 98:1- 2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER God's was revealed among us in this way : #God sent his only Son into the world so that we might live through him 1 John 4:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER The commandment we have from him is this : those who love God must love their brothers & sisters also 1 John 4:21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #verseoftheday #todaysreading ", "@USER @USER @USER Very truly , I tell you , anyone who hears my word & believes him who sent me has eternal life , & does not come under judgment , but has passed from death to life #John 5:24 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not an oppressed gay , black , Muslim , child , immigrant , or a woman . What don ’ t you get about “ it doesn ’ t apply to me , but I care ” ?", "context": ["@USER @USER White people think they are the real AMERICANS . A land we stole from American Indians and sailed over as immigrants and now think we are SUPREME . It just never ceases to amaze me at the ignorance . We are stronger together , not hating each other . ", "@USER @USER @USER Hey I ’ m white and I don ’ t feel like that . How about using a quantified like “ some ” or “ many ” . No need to include everyone", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m white too and you are correct , I should have quantified with “ a large majority of ” ! My apologies ! 😚", "@USER @USER @USER I also don ’ t think it ’ s a large majority unless you ’ re talking about a large majority of Boomers or evangelicals .", "@USER @USER @USER Boomer here . Even back in the dark , unenlightened days of the 50 ’ s , 60 ’ s , and 70 ’ s I was not taught to hate . Please don ’ t paint with such a wide brush . ✌ ️", "@USER @USER @USER What do you guys not get about “ if it doesn ’ t apply to me , why should I care ” not like anyone was personally attacking you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We just hit Greensboro and make the impromptu decision to divert and head to the game 😂", "context": ["☎ ️ @USER @USER Here ’ s my call in Q for Monday #PackerandDurham : Would you pls help me understand how W 🏀 rankings work ? How can @USER not be ranked w / 11-2 yet we beat Miami ( 9-3 ) and they move UP in rank ? ? 🤔 ", "@USER @USER @USER I asked Kelly Gramlich last week in the show if she thought GT was Top 25 worthy ? Her response was that she thought they were on the fringe , but moving closer . Just win ... it all takes care of itself .", "@USER @USER @USER I remember watching that ✈ ️ 💳 😂 Thanks ! Personally , I ’ m good with flying under the radar . I just find it curious that a team could lose and then ⬆ ️ rank . Hopefully we ’ ll win again today"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Finally after long time wait u guys deliver the packet but wasted my hole day nd after that deliver wrong product", "context": ["@USER any one tell me when I got my packet 5950817918 3 is the number nd tell me how long I have to wait at home", "@USER Dear Vishal , we regret the inconvenience caused . We are already working on your case , our team will assist you . Thank you .", "@USER Still not got any call or messge from ur side #shame #shame", "@USER Dear Vishal , we assure you that we are working tirelessly with our team in order to ensure that your concern is resolved soon . Thank you .", "@USER Boss I ’ m also still waiting at my home nd calculating my lost", "@USER Dear Vishal , we are already working on your case , please allow us some time to solve your issue . Thank you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Crossing my fingers tonight for a peceful world and that calmer heads prevail in the coming days . #PeaceNotWar #Happiness All for now !", "context": ["Market Rewind for Dec 7 , 2019 . #Potstocks hammered again today as the bloodbath continues with 52 week lows on many of the big players $ ACB $ OGI $ HEXO $ TLRY $ CWEB . Not expecting anything exciting from $ APHA and $ OGI when they release their losses next week ! ! 😜", "Missles fired 🚀 . I truly hope we do not go to war . #Oil #BTCUSD #Gold all higher after Iran fires dozens of missiles at 2 US army bases in Iraq . No casualties reported . Troops were given enough warning before the strike . Trump will give a statment tomorrow morning on the matter . ", "#DOW futures initially plunged over 400 points but recover about half after the Iranians say they are done with their relalation for #Soleimani death . #IranvsUSA "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER . . . Yes , ma'am . #Indeed it does ! 💯 * * NOTE : Most people are unworthy and undeserving of a #Scorpios and #loyalty . It's a rarity that you will find who is . ( in terms of an actual and not something merely . ) ♏ ️", "context": ["You females are funny . So when table talk was happening and motherfuckers was sitting around gossiping crazy about Me & rumors on my husband y ’ all wasn ’ t screaming out “ be a woman first ” Now that y ’ all see tears I ’ m all these disgusting things ? ! Okay got it .", "@USER It ’ s not about loyalty , it ’ s about being a decent human being . You disregard her as if you never knew her , as if you never had any feelings for her . It ’ s messy as hell for no reason . Stay out of other peoples business", "@USER @USER * * NOTE : Perhaps you didn't get the memo : . . . #Speaking as a #Scorpio , that's usually our tendency . Once we're #done with you - completely DONE with you - it's as if we never knew you . mechanism ? Perhaps . ( Hence the stinger . ) Erica's is to Safaraee ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You don't even need to hide it . Just bring thermos and keep filling up for all of your food court friends . #free #XieXie", "context": ["No commute today or snow removal , just bubble tea and badminton club #BCStorm #leisure #chinese", "@USER Make sure you stretch well before game . Don ’ t wanna pull a wonton #Snowmageddon2020 #RichmondBC #bubbletea ", "@USER Many thanks mr bill , productive morning of chinese donut and cup of soy milk at T and T lansdownes for $ 1.50", "@USER I've been drinking from my new Starbucks cup with unlimited coffee and tea refills for January and thought of you . You would enjoy this deal more than the free salts"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Wish you Joy", "context": ["#depressionfeelslike you wake up feeling quite OK , enough energy to be pretty cheerful when seeing your GP and within 5 minutes , feeling empty , drained , wanting to return to bed . No such luck .", "@USER Struggling quite badly with the black dog since about mid November last year . You ’ re right on target . x", "@USER @USER Do you suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder ( SAD ) . Serious question .", "@USER @USER If depression comes on in the autumn as days get shorter , lack of sunlight can affect some people in this way . Check with GP .", "@USER @USER As for me I suffer from depression and anxiety . I don't think it is seasonal .", "@USER @USER Yes , I have been diagnosed with clinical depression , but it ’ s been a whole lot worse of late . I don ’ t feel my medication is quite working anymore .", "@USER @USER I've had to try 3 different drugs to find one that worked with me this time . You may want to talk to your GP and see if you should swap . Do you have counselling ?", "@USER @USER I have a psychiatrist . Am going to mention when I see her in two weeks .", "@USER @USER This time , I used Citalopram . Caused a huge increase in reflux . Then Sertraline . Constant dry mouth was a no no . Then Venlafaxine . Working OK for now but not perfect and some days are quite dark .", "@USER @USER I ’ ve been on so many : Prozac , Paxil , duluxatine , amitryptaline , have been on agomenatine for 3 years now . It was working great , not so much now ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I AM ASoul of . A heart of #Peace . A mind of #Stillness . A being of . 💫 💫 🌟 💛 🧡 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER There is a fountain inside you . Don ’ t walk around with an empty bucket #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER is the energising elixir of the #universe , the cause and effect of all harmonies #Rumi ", "@USER @USER @USER You are the #soul of the soul of the #universe and your name is ", "@USER @USER @USER Amen 🙏 Wiseness 💜 LOVE is ... ALL GOOD Be always 💗"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "but it makes me know I have and #COMPASSION . I had to remove my entire Family because they were crazy . it was COPS this , COPS that , it #HURT too do it ; but I HAD no choice . I took my #PUNISHMENTS for when I turned in-too a bully for years . My", "context": ["MY #DISNEYVillain is #SCAR . MY #MARVEL HERO ' S ARE : , , MY DC HEROS / HEROINS ARE : ( ORIGINAL TEEN TITANS . ) , , MY DISNEY PRINCESS : DISNEY QUEEN : / /", "Favorite MOVIES : #THEKNOWING - #NicolasCage #NATIONALTREASURE - - - ORIGINAL . FAVORITE SINGERS BOTH NON AND : @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER #Annablue - SilentScream not sure if she has a Twitter . FAVORITE COM MEDIANS : #ROBINWILLIAMS - #RSLASH - What he's funny and logical . FAVORITE ACTORS : @USER", "ACTRESSES - @USER @USER @USER Just .. too many leading ladies too list . lol .", "Born in #1990 , I was unwanted so I chose too make myself something better . I Didn't aim to help out at all . I was trolled and angry , and sad . so I kicked into gear . it was just #THERIGHTTHINGTODO .", "I was born with a very rare #22Q disorder but I am high levels , so I am capable of #LOGICAL thinking . I have health issues - but I try not too let them hold me back . I am #CONFIDENT because I was also an . I don't DO . I find it pointless , thanks aren't necessary"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "> and and believe in Brexit ? And unlike the honorable lady from the #LibDem-benches [ #WeraHobhouse ] who seeks to ( somehow ) represent all of these EU citizens , there are hundreds of thousands of us who stand by that decision and are [ of ] the decision that this country has >", "context": ["> #ScrutinyCommitteefor 10 years , and I have been on the #committee for 34 years . I know a tiny bit about what's been going on . The #reality is : the reality is that the legislation is made in the , behind closed doors , by of other countries >", "> over us , and in addition to that , normally made by #consensus , without even a #transcript ! Fortunately , the people of this country will be able to hear and #see what is done in this chamber today , which you certainly can't do in the . >", "> It is a complete travesty to suggest that in some shape or another we are #LittleEnglanders , or #nationalistic . We are nothing of the kind . This , Mr . Deputy Speaker , is a watershed moment in our #history . This bill will go down in history when it is enacted , in conjunction >", "> with the #WithdrawAct of 2018 , which repeals the #EuropeanCommunitiesAct1972 [ #ECA 1972 ] , and takes us out of the subjugation and the shackles of our being able to govern ourselves and having the imposed upon us by other member states . It is about . That is >", "> why we are returned to this house . This is why by the #free choice of the people of this country ― and I congratulate them were every fibre of my being for making the decision ( by such an emphatic decision ) a few days ago . The #reality is , Mr . Deputy Speaker , that >", "> this is a #historic moment it compares to the #decision that when in 1660 the #Cromwellian period was redefined . We came in back into parliamentary . We reestablished government in 1688 , and then there were the [ 1815 and 1846 ] . >", "> There was the giving of the to the #British people the working man to be able to #vote in 1867 . And then , in May 1940 , we decided that we would not be governed by any other country , and we defeated , and we made it clear that we were going to be a self-governing > ", "> #nation . I will give way . \" #DanielKawczynski : \" I am very grateful to my honorable Friend for giving way . Will he acknowledge , uh , that there are hundreds of thousands of #EU - in this country — people like me who have come from to settle here — who voted for >"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER OK then 😇 in a nut shell : honesty and dislike :d ishonest # especially in a serious issue .. then you can figure the rest out as the serious bf 😉", "context": ["Please can some help me relate 🙄 so i can know what to write and which bae am writing to 💁 #LetterToBae ", "@USER Thinking of what to write to you 🤔 ... do you mind helping me out ? 😉", "@USER I don't mind at all ... Firstly follow me back and we move on to the next step 😊", "@USER Now we move to the next step I've got to know you what you like and what you don't 😏 😏 😏", "@USER U have ? .. or yet to ? ... am confuse here 🙄", "@USER Yet to are the perfect choice of words Check your DM"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you John for being one of my #AwesomeFriends and putting me on your #AwesomeList I wish everyone an day ", "context": ["Thanks , J . C . ❤ ️ 😉 🤗 I've write #LGBT , romance , fiction and murder . How about you ? - @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks ❤ 👍 I write scifi , horror , thriller , with plenty of amor ... Tag ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks I write Horror , Thriller Psychological Suspense with flavorings of salty dialogue & naughty moments 😉 😉 😉 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Russell ! I write mostly thrillers but have published a sci-fi short story and am co-writing a sci-fi novel with ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Did you buy a ticket where they ask for your name ? When I questioned why they needed my name the attendant said - we can't sell a ticket without a name attached .", "context": ["Back in DC for a few days , back to the Museum of the Bible ! ", "First up : temporary exhibits not on display last time ", "A popular Instagram spot . Read signage for comment on #racialization ", "One floor up ( Floor 3 ) , another Tiffany window . Never saw this when doing the Insta self-posing analysis ! ", "A popular Instagram self-pose ( touching the stone ) advertises on banner . ", "One of the temporaries a collaboration w / Bob Jones U biblical art museum in South Carolina — also , #visitor_engagement "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hey Rian you should have a read of some of Amanda ’ s stuff . I have . . Ps was fabulous < tips hat > x", "context": ["Just read @USER script and found a comma missing and I ’ ve never been so happy that @USER is almost mortal like the rest of screenwriters out here cringing at our typos . Unless he doesn ’ t give a sh * t . He probably doesn ’ t . 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER hey , could i ask a formatting q bout the script ? is it normal practice to not use ellipses in dialogue as seen in your script ? or just your stylistic touch ? love your work btw", "@USER @USER @USER You mean when I don ’ t end a line with a period ? It ’ s something I started doing just cause it felt right , to indicate the thought isn ’ t closed off or complete , I guess an ellipsis would feel like I was indicating a pause ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #LakeMichigan and #Chicago during a cold #weather period at the end of January 2019 ( credits : / ) 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 ", "context": ["Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : The #Shiveluch in , Credits : @USER / @USER ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : Two beautiful views of a Raikoke #Volcano ash , Kuril Islands , Sea of , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Image : #Wildfire near Lake Echo , Credits : @USER / "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER more like : appropriate taxation can help steer consumers spending habits directing them to less environmentally disruptive behaviours and consumer choices . Ppl are driven by price more than moral and principle .", "context": ["It's - 41ºC in Edmonton this morning . Can we get Greta back to explain this global warming thing again ?", "@USER Did you know that as climate change disrupts existing wind patterns , we are likely to have worse and harsher winters as the cold Arctic air is no longer held back by those same wind patterns ? I know the difference between climate and weather is challenging for you , but still .", "@USER @USER So ... to hedge against climate change we should pay carbon tax to the government , so they can give that same money back to tax payers 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ . I guess that will normalize those wind patterns and will likely prevent catastrophic fires etc ? ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well , I will have to start emptying my kitchen cupboards in preparation for new one !", "context": ["Had thumping headache all day despite my cold & flu tabs and drinking vats of water #poorly", "@USER You need compete rest small person . These bugs going round are savage .", "@USER Good then stay tucked up in bed and watch movies ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Excellent run from Aunty L always aiming high . She WILL get a trophy ❤ ️ ❤ ️", "context": ["@USER Mum came 4th lady she really really pushed herself but got pipped at last minute 😬 ", "@USER Well done Aunty L 🏅 🎂 Iz hope yoos got extra cakes noms for doin sooper gud . Also , maybees yoos shud push da other lady into da canal ?", "@USER Pffftttttt 4 seconds that ’ s all 😱 😬 😬 😬 mum was 52.17 18th outa 121 n dad was 56.03 35th outa 121 👏", "@USER Mum really wanted a trophy cos last one she did she was 4th lady so pushed herself as fast as her little legs ’ d go but 4ths good 👏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "6/11 When Psyche held a lamp up and saw his face , she woke Eros , who told her she had betrayed him and flew away . Psyche Entering Cupid's Garden - John William Waterhouse #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "context": ["1/11 Psyche was a mortal so beautiful that Aphrodite herself became jealous of the attention she attracted from men . The Bath of Psyche - Sir Frederic Leighton #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "2/11 She sent her son , the god Eros , to poison the hearts of men against Psyche , but instead , he fell in love with her himself . The First Kiss - L'Amour et Psyché , enfants - William Adolphe Bouguereau #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "3/11 In spite of the attention she received , Psyche remained unmarried , as she wanted to love her husband . Her parents became desperate and went to an oracle . Psyche - William Adolphe Bouguereau #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "4/11 Eros arranged with Apollo for the oracle to say her husband would be an ugly beast at the top of a mountain and she'd never see his face . The Priestess of Delphi - John Collier #MythologyMonday #mythology #art", "5/11 After marrying , Psyche was only with him at night , where he was tender and loving , making her very happy . Her sisters told her he must be a beast who would kill her & that she must kill him first . Psyche's Wedding - Edward Coley Burne-Jones #mythology"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER “ If rejoining would be better economically ” - shows how little she knows about macro then doesn ’ t it ? Because rejoining would mean pegging our currency or joining the Euro which would turn us into Greece ( considering our Debt / GDP ratio and current account balance )", "context": ["WATCH : Jess Phillips says Labour must be prepared to advocate for EU membership if Boris Johnson's Brexit leaves the UK poorer and less safe . #Marr ", "@USER Well she ’ s actually totally wrong on every count . Rejoining the EU would require economic convergence and adoption of the Euro ( or a currency peg ) and signing the Shengen agreement . All disastrous for the UK which has a negative current account balance . Happy now ?", "@USER She didnt say she would rejoin . She said if the conditions proved true , that rejoining would be better economically , she would support that . Keep up champ ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Socks from Japan that deserve a cute video #socks #japan #tiktok ", "context": ["So I made a tiktok account out of boredom and I'm actually enjoying it a lot 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ #TikTok ", "I'm making tiktok about my art , sculpting , cooking and miscellaneous stuff ! Here a video about the cute sculpting I made for my bf and mil for Christmas 🥰 ", "Some easy and delicious recipe for pickles 🤤 ( trust me it's that good ) 🥒 🥬 #food #recipe #pickles ", "All our #cats + the one my mom is fostering 🐈 ❤ ️ 🐾 #AdoptDontShop #cat "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lets hope we're put in the same regiment as artists eh ? We can paint and document the war .", "context": ["Did we not learn anything from the Bush / Blair era with Iraq and Syria ? ? ! ! ! #WW3", "@USER We have access to all the history of the world on our mobile phones , yet here we are repeating it . : I", "@USER All of this for Oil Money and Pride . What about all the destruction it will cause 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER Not even for that , its a distraction from his impeachment and support for an election . All this needless death for a fat orange man .", "@USER Won ’ t be a country left for him to run"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for thinking of me Elaine I ’ m behind on Tweets today but wish you an day ", "context": ["#WritingCommunity #writerslift Give the title of a fav book and tag the first person that pops up with that letter ! Follow ! Make friends ! M @USER O @USER B @USER Y D I C K", "@USER @USER @USER H A U N T I N G of Hill House ! Don't think the full title will fit 😝", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the mention ! Favorite book ? N I G H T By Eli Wiesel ", "@USER @USER @USER Excellent book & thx for the mention ! Favorite book — I don ’ t have one , but one of my favorites is : R E D R I S I N G", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much Halo . I love lots of books but my favourite is The Picture of D O R I A N G R A Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the tag , Lisa . One of my favourite books is by Lynsay Sands ( love her ): T H E K E Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Renee ! My favorite books are by Brandon Sanderson : M I S T B O R N", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Yuri . My favorite books are by Terry Goodkind S W O R D O F T R U T H", "@USER @USER @USER TIZOM ! Thank you ! My favorite book is definitely A M E R I C A N G O D S by Neil Gaiman ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Dan ! Hard to pick a favorite ! 1st book , that came to mind T H E N A M E S A K E By Jhumpa Lahiri", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Knatia ! My favorite would have to be Dorothy Dunnett's entire series : T H E L Y M O N D C H R O N I C L E S ( Historical magic , my friend ! )", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks KC ! Can ’ t help it , the first book that comes to mind when asked my favourite is always O U T L A N D E R", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Heather one book that I like is T H E S U N A L S O R I S E S ", "@USER @USER @USER Rex , thanks ! ❤ ️ I like A N N A K A R E N I N A ❤ ️ 😘 🤗 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Cristy A book I love is 14 by P E T E R C L I N E S ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Julie . One of my favorite books : D A I S Y J O N E S & T H E S I X ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you One of my favorite books is : The S O R R O W of B E L G I U M ", "@USER @USER @USER One of my favourite books will always be The S E C R E T G A R D E N"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This is a rare interaction . More of these , please .", "context": ["The worst argument being made on twitter dot com right now is Bernie stans claiming that Warren taking photos with 100K voters so she can directly hear what issues they care about is somehow bad strategy and reveals she's not serious even though she literally has 52 policy plans .", "@USER Adam , respectfully , the worst argument being made on twitter dot com right now is that we should be going to war with Iran .", "@USER I don't think very many people on the left are taking that argument seriously , but if people are yikes . Heartening to see a different dialogue around this Middle East situation than in the past .", "@USER Right , but you didn't talk about the left . You said on here . Stay focused , brother . Don't let a couple of tweets derail your strategy . <3 I've seen a handful of tweets about that , but a gazillion about the Sunrise , Dream Defender endorsements , and Iran .", "@USER Thanks , Brett . Appreciate how you approach things ! Much respect . Up until now , I've operated as if there's a Bernie-Liz truce but honestly think adhering to it has been kinda one-sided when it comes to prominent supporters . Warren supporters feel like we must step up , defend her .", "@USER It's gonna be a rough year , it's our job as People Volunteers Listen To to do our best to maintain the campaigns volunteer principles ( tho admittedly , I don't 100 % apply these to Biden and Pete ) . I don't know if Liz ' are public but here's ours ", "@USER As someone who has dealt with very intense internet for years , remember : you can't control the internet . You can just engage in best practices . Or as my dad told me when I went to college , you put 4 people in a room 1 of them will be an asshole , and SOMETIMES that asshole is you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We had a brief eye contact & then she smiled & hugged me . This was undoubtedly d most hug of my #life . As I hugged her I prayed , may #GodBless her with all the #strength to face this This is what is about . to feel", "context": ["\" Didi one bhaiya touched me when I was in class 2 in a bad way , does that make me bad ? \" ; asked a 5th class girl . \" No it isn't your fault , it doesnt make you bad . That bhaiya was bad . Did u tell your mother about it ? \" , I asked \" Yes didi & she complained to that bhaiya's mother \"", "And then that bhaiya never came near me . \" She said with a #Smile of #relief . \" That's so good . You are #courageous , and a very girl . \" \" You could an and tell your \" That makes you a ❤ ️ &", "She smiled , I smiled & we both looked for a brief #MOMENT in each others watery eyes . She stood there still , making me nervous of what more she might say , for in her I could see my 6 yr old self who didn't know what was happening & if I could take someone's help . And she spoke ..", "\" thank you di for being here . \" In that moment it was hard to stop that tear rolling down . It felt like an age old stone was lifted off my chest . I thanked her too for sharing her #experience with me", "And then I took the #Liberty to tell her sometime , \" You know my dear when I was 6 someone touched me in a bad way too but I never had the courage or knowledge to tell anyone . Do you think I am bad ? \"", "\" No Didi \" , she replied quickly . \" So then u can never be bad too . The one who touches in a bad way is wrong and bad not us . Always remember you are very strong and it wasn't your fault . \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER r u proud willing to shout it out loud & clear that you support and welcome the support of someone who takes legal action to silence a critic but then pays £ 100k withdraws his case & seemingly no longer fights the allegations against him #honoured ", "context": ["Wonderful endorsement from Cllr Ian Ward who is the leader of the biggest local authority in Europe , Birmingham . I have worked closely with Ian and his colleagues campaigning against cuts to Birmingham schools @USER @USER #angelafordeputy #TeamAngela #FightingtoWin ", "@USER @USER @USER Congrats Angela wishing you much luck great to have the support of these eminent Brum lab members #ThursdayThoughts #bcclive ", "@USER @USER @USER what is your view of a politician who takes legal to silence a critic who alleges he is a fraudster bigamist & committed #DV butwithdraws the case paying £ 100,000 rather than be exposed in court . Would you value that person's endorsement ? #bcclive"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Catch me anytime , I ’ ll happily come along 👨 🏼 ‍ 💼 😁 #DYW", "context": ["Intro to Market Research 🕵 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ S3 Business ♥ ️ ’ d this starter ! We had to find a name for each box without using the same name twice or our own name . Nobody liked Hawaiian 🍕 so we were able to start a discussion on the importance of gathering MR from that ! ️ @USER #TeamPGS ", "@USER @USER Sounds like you ’ re having far too much fun 😉 What a great way to start a discussion 👏 🏻", "@USER @USER Always looking for more to have a discussion with so please feel free to come join the fun in Bus Ed ! 🤩 I ’ m going to catch @USER soon and bring him in 🤓"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#We'll give you a new one and #punish the #thief , will no take ur you don't it its to late .. which some of you need to to be to see ... ... and with", "context": ["Gotta build our own stadiums , a few of em , fill em ourselves #stars I want u to feel #bigger , shine #brighter do more for the people , we'll support the people , build influence / power , change the government and complete the system , so it supports , no more crabs", "#Trust the #blood and #hope it doesn't No the must always be more then the 2 of increases 3 with more comes more to that power you be an", "And #ethically you will be #tested and given new #technology the must and u will be them they will be u the itself money held us back , it's just a tool , a means to an end or beginning .", "With more money , more things can be done , they said we don't have enough jobs , so I gave them work , they said we don't have enough money so I gave them u , ur perspective is as a generator use my power to teach , make energy free and life easier , only charge as a means continuance", "That way #value and #meaning is #kept , they now have , that will to and the needs to so again we have enough people to fill more of the currently set", "Get to the #country side , third #world countries and refugees , give them #phones , no application needed , just a & finger print with a retna scan and ur phone a personalized system , u keep one ip address , that way ur easy to find . If its stolen or copied 😁 😁"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks Jimmy my lovelie I will my lovelie big hugs and hugs to u too hun #CatsOfTwitter #Kittens 😺 ❤ 😺 ❤ lots of love xxx", "context": ["Good morning dear friends early start today I ’ m out most of the day enjoy a wonderful safe day stay safe keep smiling be kind to each other hugs 😊 🤗 💞 ☕ ️ ☕ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER Morning Jimmy have a great day my friend , full of smiles and love , enjoy my dear 🤗 ❤ ☕ 💖 🙋 ‍ ️ xxx ", "@USER Good morning dear Rachel enjoy a beautiful day dear friend 😊 🤗 ❤ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It is a very moment I have to be honest , joining #WeStNs in time for #NursingNow2020 and to top it all I ’ ve finally achieved my long term 🥅 of studying to be an RMN #grateful 2 the likes of @USER 4 support way back", "context": ["As student nurses , who actively engage on twitter for support , we all know the huge benefits twitter has to offer . #WeWonder how did you find out about twitter nursing ? A Uni module B Was on twitter before Uni C Uni Friends introduced me D Other ( please comment below ) #WeStNS", "@USER I was brought to Twitter when joining the @USER back in 2013 and it took me a little while to find my feet but so glad I did , I could talk at length about the many benefits of engaging on the platform #WeStNs", "@USER @USER We are so glad you did too because look where it has landed you in 2020 ! Part of the @USER team supporting peers nationally 😊 👍 #WeStNs"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER When you go to Uni , I guess you'll be glad first year is free . You still have to pass though . Good luck with that .", "context": ["@USER @USER I was confused first too . I think it's for the people who still say that everything is fine .", "@USER @USER @USER I hate it when the forecast is fine , but then just after lunch it rains . As a rule I tend to take hashtags with a grain of salt . Not too much , because salt isn't good for you . A little is ok . You need to sweat , & stuff . #turnardern #nottoomuchsalt #thisisfine", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , she's running the country so well . Look at \" the metrics \" . Poverty worse , suicide up , Kiwibuild ( subsidising asset classes ) fail , taxes left as they were ( with new ones snuck in ) , net migration still rising . #yearofdelivery #turnardern #sameastheoldboss"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER don ’ t chase these hoes chase the bag , even tho he could ’ ve given u the bag .. 💀", "context": ["@USER why you got @USER on your header like that 💀", "@USER @USER don ’ t do me 💀 💀 I cant stand y ’ all", "@USER @USER he never texted me back I don ’ t chase yk"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Adriane for putting me on your #AwesomeList with all all of your #AwesomeFriends and I wish you an day ! ", "context": ["Hi , not sure if anyone will see this #WriterLift Nearly at 1k followers so want to do a #writerslift Post your link below ! 😁 any retweets welcome", "@USER @USER Happy #thursdayvibes Nick and welcome to the #writingCommunity ☺ ️ ✨ Let ’ s lift him up friends 🦋 💫 @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Lali Great to meet you , Some more great supportive people :", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Dr . D ! ! A pleasure to meet you , ! Lifting some prime performers ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Mario . So many writers already included so I ’ ll add just a few . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Katrina . You always provide unconditional support ! I'll add :"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #ww3 is here . If this doesn't End the World #seismicunrest or #climatechange will . Could also be a combination of all three . The Messiahz King of Israel told the World the Apocalypse was here for 2020-2021 .", "context": ["Rockets fired at al Asad airbase in Iraq , which hosts U . S . forces , U . S . official tells @USER on condition of anonymity ", "MORE : Trump has been briefed on reports of an attack on U . S . facilities in Iraq and is consulting with his national security team , the White House says ", "MORE : Iran launched more than a dozen ballistic missiles against U . S . military and coalition forces in Iraq , Pentagon says , adding ' we are working on initial battle damage assessments ' ", "MORE : Iran fired rockets at the Iraqi airbase just hours after the funeral of commander Soleimani ", "JUST IN : FAA to prohibit U . S . civil operators from airspace over Iraq , Iran , Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman . Follow our live blog for updates : ", "Footage broadcast on Iranian TV appears to show a number of missiles being fired into the sky , as well as explosions from missiles believed to be landing at Ain al-Asad air base in Iraq , which hosts U . S . forces . Follow our live blog for updates : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This can help a alot whoever get this money ... #Job 👌", "context": ["#Who_am_I Born in Japan . After high school , I made my rock band debut . I then founded a fashion EC ‘ ZOZOTOWN ’ . TSE-listed and gained a market worth of US $ 15 billion . In Sept . 2019 , I sold it to Softbank Group and stepped down as CEO . My net worth is now US $ 2 billion ( Forbes ) . ", "I have a passion for collecting contemporary art , Japanese antiques , supercars , wine etc . Some people know me for purchasing J.M.Basquiat ’ s $ 110 million painting . I will be the first civilian to fly around the moon on @USER ' s Starship rocket , scheduled to launch in 2023 . ", "In 2019 , I did a 100 million yen giveaway on Twitter ( 1M yen to 100 winners ) . I hold the record for the most retweeted tweet . In 2020 , I did a giveaway of up to 1 billion yen . This social experiment will study the effects of UBI . Will you be happier if you were given 1M yen ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ❤ ❤ I do . And you are most most most welcome .", "context": ["Came home sick from work today and then realized I ’ m still the only parent . #noMomsickdays ", "@USER I see you . I hope some restful zzzzzz's are near . Sending love and healing thoughts ❤ ☀ ️", "@USER Best three words ever : I see you . Made my night . Thank you 💕"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wow ! ! ! Thank you for making that program ! ! Brilliant , well done ! #ApocalypseCow", "context": ["“ When you take into account the forests and other ecosystems that would otherwise grow on land used by livestock , scientists estimate the carbon cost of just 4 kg of beef is equivalent to taking a flight from London to New York and back again . ” 1/2", "Searchinger et al estimate the global av carbon opportunity cost of beef is 1250kg per kg of protein . The protein content of beef ~ 25 % . Figures from Atmosfair suggest a return flight from London to New York generates about 986kg of CO2 per passenger . 2/2", "“ Government figures show that livestock farms in the UK receive on average £ 26,000 a year in subsidies . ” ", "“ Remember those 23m sheep that occupy so much of the UK ? Well , they provide just over 1 % of our food , in terms of calories . ” Total av consumption of lamb + mutton in UK is 5.0 kg per person per year : 1/2", "100g of lamb contains approximately 294kcal . So annual av calorie intake from lamb is ~ 14,700 kcal . Annual av total calorie intake per person in the UK is ~ 1,250 , 000 kcal : . Therefore lamb provides roughly 1.18 % of our calories . 2/2", "“ But , the surprising truth is that it [ free range meat ] causes more damage to the living world than indoor livestock farming , because it uses much more land , mostly for pasture : ", "“ One third of the world ’ s crops are being grown to feed to livestock . ” ", "“ ninety percent of all the soya humans consume is embedded in fish , eggs , meat and dairy . ” ", "“ you look at the net carbon impacts of livestock , they ’ re horrendous . ” ", "“ Rivers which are now polluted more by farming than by any other industry . ” ", "“ only fourteen percent of rivers in England and Wales are in good ecological health – an even worse figure than a few years ago . “ ", "“ In America , factory farms are producing thirteen times more sewage than all the humans put together . ” ", "“ It is being damaged so quickly that , according to the UN , we have just sixty years of harvests left . ” ", "“ At this rate , farming won ’ t be able to feed the growing human population . ” ", "“ The number of farm animals is increasing twice as fast as the number of humans . ” ", "“ In Britain alone , we eat so much meat that we use twice as much farmland as the country possesses . ” The UK ’ s agricultural land footprint is 408,090 km2 . The area of land in the UK used for agriculture is 171,900 km2 . ", "“ Food ’ s global footprint would be miniaturised . ” Currently the most land-efficient means of growing protein is South American soya , which produces 2.5 tonnes per hectare per year . Solar Foods ’ manufacturing projection is 50,000 tonnes per hectare per year .", "“ the team claims they could supply enough protein to feed all the world ’ s people in an area the size of Ohio . ” Daily protein requirement : 50g . x 7.5 billion = 140mt pa . 50,000 t per ha pa means 2800 hectares . Including solar panels , that makes 5.6 million hectares of desert . ” 1/2", "This is actually half the size of Ohio . For safety , I doubled the area to take account of inefficiencies / downtime , extra infrastructure etc that might not be included in their estimate . 2/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Michele for putting me at the top of your #AwesomeList I ’ m very honored and happy to be one of your #AwesomeFriends I wish you an day ", "context": ["A writing challenge to all of you . Tag others . Write a line you'd never find in a modern erotic novel . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER This has been so entertaining that I forgot my #WritingCommunity tags ! Sending #WackyWednesday love to : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Nikki ! Happy Wacky Wednesday to you too . Love that scene from When Harry Met Sally ! Love to you all ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Chrissy ! Sharing the wackiness with these wonderful friends : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Aww thanks for the tip person . You see some of the people protesting are * from * Mapusa so , you know , really sorry 🤣 also , small tip from mapusa : calangute is the one of the most crowded beaches in goa and only the most clueless tourists end up there to \" chill \" 🤣", "context": ["pls retweet for Goa protest ! , there are 5 of us now ( which is enough tbh cause we have protested with four ! ) , but more are welcome ! Today , 15 Jan , 5 pm . Mapusa Market . #indiansagainstcaa #ChaloJamia ", "@USER Please don't create nuisance here - I have come here to chill , rest and enjoy . Requesting you , please don't make noise or cause traffic jams .", "@USER aap calangute jayiye , its the quietest beach in goa . promise . no protests there . only people like you .", "@USER But I am sure even the people of Mapusa aren't really looking forward to seeing you . Why don't you fly to #JNU or #JamiaMilia and be with your own left people . #Goa is for cool people"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL . #KIDS are in trouble , all the time - it's NATURAL ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO BE #EMOTIONAL - LESS IS LIKE TAKING A BIRDS RIGHT AWAY TO FLY . IT IS NOT HAPPENING . #ANGER EVERYTHING IS HUMAN . @USER WAS RIGHT . HOW DID YOU LOVE TODAY ?", "context": ["#CYBERSECURITY IS IMPORTANT . if your #SECURITY CANNOT KEEP UP WITH ME . YOU HAVE ISSUES ; and the abilities for EVIL . HACKERS . @USER - THE ONE TIME PASSCODE has to go . @USER - ONE TIME PASS CODES MAKE IT TOO EASY TO HACK ! @USER USE the new one .", "THE CLICKING ONE IS PERFECT . #facebook still has to update . @USER should ALSO Update . I think @USER is a lost cause as they terminated my account thinking I was a hacker - . - #PRIVACYONLINE .", "@USER @USER @USER you ALSO need to put in a DOXX Clause , you need your security updated . BIG TIME . - YOU need to flush out all old information , force password changes . - YOU are perfect . EVERYONE ASK OUTLOOK HOW . WORK TOGETHER , instead of competing for top spot !", "RIGHT NOW our #NATIONWIDESECURITY may still have SOME OLD ISSUES ; and you NEED to use your #TECHDEPARTMENTS and remove those old files . IMMEDIATELY . several #PASSWORDS need reset . FILES need looked at . EMAILS need fixed . @USER ' s may also be AFFECTED .", "#CYBERATTACK2020 . ALREADY happened and I AM THE ONLY ONE who saw it come down . NO ONE IS READY . #AMERICA NO ONE IS PREPARED FOR ANOTHER . @USER @USER @USER UPDATE YOUR SECURITY IMMEDIATELY.THEY WILL Strike again . DON'T LET THEM .", "@USER @USER @USER I AM NOT A hacker ; I AM NOT A #TROLL . I AM NOT A #ROBOT . I am a HUMAN with an #EMPATHYGIFT , A SPEED OF 250WMP , and I AM ME . I only used and a few other things like two phones , and I legit thought they were normal and I'm just", "FLABBERGASTED because @USER wasn't even ABLE TO PROMOTE THE ASTEROID ! #THEELECTION SHOULD NOT BE ELECTRONIC . #THEWHITEHOUSE THEY CAN RIG IT WORSE . GO BACK TOO HOW IT USED TO BE IN #1990 and we won't have wanting to kill our @USER ! SERIOUSLY . .", "@USER @USER WE HAVE #TECHNOLOGY . WE HAVE #INTELLECT . #DEMOCRATIC's WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? You've got people ready to KILL THE PRESIDENT AND YOU ARE SITTING THERE FIGHTING WITH THE ? ARE YOU ALL SERIOUS ? ARE YOU FIVE ? !", "WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DEPEND ON OUR #LAW FOR PROTECTION AND YOUR UP THERE IN THE #WHITEHOUSE ACTING LIKE IDIOTS ! #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica GROW UP THE LOT OF YOU AND REMEMBER WE HAVE AND FOR A REASON ! I SHOULD NOT HAVE", "TOO DO THIS MYSELF ! yes . another @USER song . and yes . I AM NOT Crazy , or MENTAL . I have proof . your not my doctor . I have paper proof , I have LEGAL proof I'm not Schizo . ETC . I'm STILL BREATHING like @USER , YOUR TURN . CHILL OUT .", "Oh , am I too mean ? A #BULLY ? GOOD YOU NEED IT . YOUR NATIONAL SECURITY IS A T RISK AND YOUR WHINING ABOUT THINGS LIKE ELECTIONS ? REALLY ? @USER SHAME ON YOU . SHAME ON #AMERICA . WAKE UP . You have too update your stuff . or a LOT OF INNOCENT LIVES COULD BE IN DANGER ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Guad Dang them warmongers don't know how to have", "context": ["President took action to keep Americans safe not to start a War Soleimani deserved what he got . Iran just attacked Al Asad Airbase where we have troops . Now President Trump might have to put some of our new Trillion Dollar Military equipment to work . Pray for our Troops", "@USER We bind up and cast out any evil coming against all USA troops , USA military , and only innocent good people in Iran in the name of Jesus Christ . Cover them all with the blood of Jesus Christ and Lord put a firing hedge of Angels around them . Thank you Lord for Wisdom and Victory", "@USER @USER This is messed up ... like really , really messed up ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #retweet #follow I guess those tags about sum it up . Keep at it daily .", "context": ["#WritingCommunity : I'm starting an #indieauthors book club group over on Facebook . Like , a legit book club , where we all read the book , participate , etc . DM me if you're interested in joining , and I'll send you the link once the group is created .", "@USER Hey sweetie , just tag me in your posts so I don ’ t miss them , and I will #Retweet . At 1500 followers in two weeks now and working to get more .", "@USER WOW . How in the ever-loving world did you manage that ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER None of us will be surprised when flops back to the #RRR insanity . After all it looked like he was never going to regain self-respect . #TrumpHasWhatOnYou ? #ConvictAndRemoveTrump", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Can't read WashPoo and believe that you know what happened . They're exclusively AntiTrump , not true journalists .", "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re denial is laughable . How do you explain Gaetz being one of three republicans to vote for the resolution ?", "@USER @USER @USER It doesn't make sense . Gaetz is smart and pro Trump and voted for a resolution that's partisan , anti-Trump . Wait for things to cool off a little and then try to understand this .", "@USER @USER @USER His approval rating is so low that he ’ s forced to show opposition to Trump , though he worded his statement yesterday such that he blamed Trump ’ s advisers rather than Trump himself ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\" The point is that the danger lies in having an exceptional IQ in an environment completely lacking in intellectual peers . It's the isolation that does the damage , not the IQ itself . \" #intelligence #IQ #intelligenceresearch", "context": [" \" The psychologist who has observed the development of gifted children over a long period of time from early childhood to maturity , evolves the idea that there is a certain restricted portion of the total range of intelligence which is most favorable ... \" / 1", "\" ... to the development of successful and well-rounded personality in the world as it now exists . This limited range appears to be somewhere between 125 and 155 IQ . Children and adolescents in this area are enough more intelligent than the average to win the confidence of ... \" / 2", "\" ... large numbers of their fellows , which brings about leadership , and to manage their own lives with superior efficiency . Moreover , there are enough of them to afford mutual esteem and understanding . But those of 170 IQ and beyond are too intelligent to be understood by the .. \" / 3", "\" ... general run of persons with whom they make contact . They are too infrequent to find congenial companions . They have to contend with loneliness and personal isolation from their contemporaries throughout the period of their immaturity . \" / 4", "\" The implication is that there is a limit beyond which genuine communication between different levels of intelligence becomes impossible . \" / 5", "\" There are those who insist that all differences are qualitative , and those who with equal conviction maintain that they are exclusively quantitative . The true answer is that they are both . General intelligence , for example , is undoubtedly quantitative in the sense that ... \" / 6", "\" ... it consists of varying amounts of the same basic stuff ( e . g . , mental energy ) which can be expressed by continuous numerical measures like intelligence Quotients or Mental-Age scores , and these are as real as any physical measurements are . But it is equally certain that ... \" / 7", "\" ... our description of the difference between a genius and an average person by a statement to the effect that he has an IQ greater by this or that amount , does not describe the difference between them as completely or in the same way as when we say that a mile is much ... \" /8", "\" ... longer than an inch . The genius ( as regards intellectual ability ) not only has an IQ of say 50 points more than the average person , but in virtue of this difference acquires seemingly new aspects ( potentialities ) or characteristics . These seemingly new aspects or ... \" / 9", "\" ... characteristics , in their totality , are what go to make up the \" qualitative \" difference between them . Wechsler is saying quite plainly that those with IQs above 150 are different in kind from those below that level . He is saying that they are a different kind of mind . \" / 10", "\" It is a commonplace observation that no psychometric instrument can be validly used to evaluate a person unless others like him were included in the test's norming sample . Yet those with IQs above 150 are so rare that few if any were ever included in the norming sample ... \" / 11", "\" ... of any of the most commonly used tests , [ .. ] . As a consequence , objective self-knowledge for the exceptionally gifted is nearly impossible to obtain . What he most needs to know is not how he differs from ordinary people--he is acutely aware of that--but how he is both .. \" / 12", "\" ... like and unlike those of his own kind . The most commonly used tests can't provide that knowledge , so he is forced to find out in more roundabout ways . It is his attempts to find answers to these questions that may explain the emergence of the super high IQ societies . \" / 13", "\" Huxley once wrote : Perhaps men of genius are the only true men . In all the history of the race there have been only a few thousand real men . And the rest of us - what are we ? Teachable animals . Without the help of the real man , we should have found out almost nothing ... \" / 14", "\" .. at all . Almost all the ideas with which we are familiar could never have occurred to minds like ours . Plant the seeds there and they will grow ; but our minds could never spontaneously have generated them . \" / 15"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So its vendictiveness why teachers sat out the last 2 weeks rather than fighting . They figure that the government didn't put in an effort why should they . Interesting . And your response is since the government wants to hurt students that you will also hurt students .", "context": ["The job action will be the fourth held by the Ontario Secondary School Teachers ' Federation in an attempt to ramp pressure on the provincial government during contract talks . ", "@USER Weird when they had two weeks to protest while students wouldn't be hurt they chose to spend it on vacation . But now the students are back , it's a good time to strike . You know , for the kids .", "@USER @USER Weird that the government had all summer to show up at the bargaining table but they were on shut down . The cuts they are making hurt kids far more than one day rotating strikes !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh ! So now I what you're making ... A bowl / basket / receptacle of some sort ? ? #noticewonder #FiberArt", "context": ["@USER I how many more stitches there are in each \" row \" .", "@USER Great question ! For the first five rounds , 14 stitches were added each time ... that changed at row 6 . There were no additional stitches added for that row . This is work still in progress , so we ’ ll see how it continues ! 😊 #fiberart #noticeandwonder", "@USER That surprises me - I would expect it to start curling up with no new stitches . Is it as flat as it looks in the picture ?", "@USER It was at the point this picture was taken ... your instinct on the curling is good . The fiber has tolerance for one row to be the same , and then it has to curve ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yvwwwww ! 🤍 I ’ m extremely #grateful 2 have #connected with u @USER ! 🤍 🕊 🤍 Your #exceptionally , & your has brought me an of , , , & .. 🤍 I hope u have a truly day ! ", "context": ["@USER Lina It's wonderful to meet you ! Thank you so much for the follow back ! ! I'm an inspirational singer-songwriter & I am so Excited to share my heavenly \" Make Me A Butterfly \" music video & original song ! I pray it touches your heart ! God Bless ! ", "@USER Hi @USER ! 💕 🎶 🎤 🎶 💕 Tyvm for the #invite ! I will absolutely #listen to your #music ! God Bless You Too Lovely Lady ! ", "@USER Lina you are so AWESOME girl ! Thank you a million times for your encouragement & love ! It means more to me then words can express ! ! ! God Bless You Soooooooo Much My Special Butterfly Friend ! :)", "@USER It ’ s very much my absolute pleasure ! 🎶 What an #explosive #magnetic #harmonious u have ! 🕊 May I ask please ? @USER have u sought after companies ? IE : - ? U would certainly the ! 🤍 ", "@USER Lina you are AWESOME girl ... the BEST , BEST , BEST ! ! ! I can't Thank you enough for your amazing encouragement , love and support about my music my special friend ! ! ! Words can't even describe how Thankful I am that God had us cross paths ! ! ! You are such a Blessing ! :)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER does all fiction must conform 2 rules of reality ? Snowtrain is no sense when stuck in real world / & rules :: [ but ]: : fiction give freedom to make up whatever we want . Fish walking = no sense / but no fun ? how bore . I need let go of limiting comfort of \" knowing . \" less depressed now .", "context": ["Just watched Snowpiercer For reasons unrelated to the film , Bong Joon Ho is now my favorite director ", "@USER @USER This is a fun story , but Snowpiercer is one of the worst movies I've ever seen . My whole family hated it , and we all have vastly different fast in film .", "@USER @USER @USER Guess what , lots of movies technically don't make sense .", "@USER @USER @USER Also , don't assume \" not making sense \" is an objectively bad thing . Some of the most impressionable and memorable films in history make no sense at all ; it's got it's own category , called \" surrealism \" . 👍", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , thanks for explaining surrealism to me . Lol ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "You both may be struggling to get up and turn off the light because you both are extremely exhausted , but one of you will get up and turn it off anyway ( that's 100/100 ) . The real beauty in relationships is in the sacrifices and unconditional love . #relationshipcoach", "context": ["Great relationships won't stand without sacrifices . It's impossible . How are 2 different people joined together and for years without ever separating ? Your answer is sacrifice , 100/100 , understanding , and unconditional love .", "This doesn't mean that it doesn't ever get hard or tested . It indeed does , but it's the push from both people that conquers all .", "You may have to sacrifice a work day to make sure that time is spent together . You'll have to understand that your spouse is physically and emotionally drained this week , so you'll be picking up where they may lack ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Your kindness leaves no choice but return kindness Your speech shows concern for humanity Your fairness shows you care Who wouldn't like that meeting May ALLAH always keep it", "context": ["@USER Morning to you its beautiful morning we are typing and breathing", "@USER Good Morning ! Queen 👑 ❤ ️ 🌹 💯 💯 ️ Have A Wonderful Blessed Thursday ! ! 1 ️ ️ ", "@USER Thank You So Much ! Queen 👑 ❤ ️ 🌹 💯 💯 ️ Beautiful ! Thank You For Your Kindness ! People Really Need To Show More Love ! It Cost's Nothing To Be Kind & Will Gain From Kindness ! 1 ️ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes indeed , kittens are so adorable ! And fearless ! 😮 🤣 Hope you're having a day #blessed with #Shalom #Light dearest achoti Beth 🌸 🦋 ❣ ️ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Boker tov mon cher frère Giani excellente journée mes plus belles bénédictions a toutes ta petite famille douce Micky et TG 👨 💕 👨 ‍ 👩 ‍ 👦 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER BokerTov ma chère Hannah ! Bénédictions pour toi et une belle journée ! 🧒 ❤ avec tendresse de TG 😘 💌 ", "@USER @USER @USER It's kitten day ! 🤗 Hope you , Gian and sweet TG are having a beautiful day , dearest Micky 💟 ", "@USER @USER @USER Dear Heather , I think the cutest and funniest from all the Creation are the kittens Have a day filled with sunsine and blessings #SmileShowers 🌺 🌻 🌺 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Aah ... the grammatical prowess of the right on display for all to witness . As usual , coupled with silly emojis . Move along now . * you ’ re", "context": ["She ’ s the wicked , but in a humorous way . When I watch this video , it ’ s as if she ’ s the evil character in an animated Disney film . 😂 ", "@USER Agreed . I met her face to face a while ago in a military context and had the same impression . She is “ animated ” by something . Not sure what . I saw nothing but hate and death behind those eyes . The encounter chilled me to the bone .", "@USER @USER Eyes rеvеаl ѕо muсh of thе truе реrѕоn inside . In Matthew 6:22 says \" The eye is the lamp of the body . If your eyes are good , your whole body will be full of light . If your eyes are bad , your whole body will be full of darkness . How great is that darkness !", "@USER @USER @USER What do you suppose Matthew has to say about this ? ", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 Your small pea brain is living in a fantasy world where that boozy sluring lush Pelosi President ! Omg that is hilarious ! ! Keep dreaming ! Wow ! Your delusional ! 🤡 🤡"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And Brees got strip sacked after my tweet", "context": ["Brees head is dropping Viking fans ! The D-line is in his head ! #skol", "@USER Hasn ’ t thrown an incomplete pass since this tweet", "@USER And Tyler Johnson had a day named after him since your tweet #BOX", "@USER Still waiting for him to catch that ball vs Iowa"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m #offended when people can ’ t appreciate undying and unyielding from a #god to a #bojangles god .", "context": ["@USER YOU TELL ME ... Drugs are bad and I HOPE they are to blame .", "@USER All I can think is he is HOPING the Mrs . is YOU ... but to follow you he should know better ... that's just sick", "@USER Who knows man . You oughta see my DMs ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Appreciate your viewpoints May there be #peace all around", "context": ["Huge crowd at Shaheen Bagh protest tonight . 😍 😍 See the sea of people , salute to people of Shaheen Bagh . #CAA_NRCProtests #CAA_NRC_Protests #ShaheenBaghProtest ", "@USER @USER #India is a mesmerizing place with most issues resolved and #civilization blossoming for 5000 years Send #ShaheenBagh protestors to Dar UL Uloom Jannats to address and resolve real issues", "@USER @USER Don't really understand what r u talking about . U trying to make a point , brother ?", "@USER @USER #CAA is helping hand to #Hindus #Sikhs of 10,000 kidnap & forced conversion by Jihadis in girls violation by or Budhha statutes blast by is non concept Pak Hindus will only strengthen it", "@USER @USER Moreover , what is your idea of secularism ? Would be interested to know", "@USER @USER #Secularism is #India First Dignity and respect to all and appeasement of none and fair pari passu of #minority rights in and else open Borders for the minorities there Or of declare jihad on to merge it back with United", "@USER @USER U r right , India first ! But what is India , just mountains , planes , fields , forests , rivers , etc ? What makes a country ? Most important ingredient is , WE THE PEOPLE of India . Right ? I don't want a war because first casualty of war is the TRUTH ! Shayad zyada ho gaya", "@USER @USER & #Pakistan #Hindus #Sikhs are also people pandits were also people of War has only one address that's or world as they r still living in medeiveal era and haven't modernized / moderated and adjusted enough", "@USER @USER Oh , forgot to mention the last thing . According to God you are my brother and of course I care about you and that's y I said whatever I have said"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Everything in life is sweeter with the inclusion of 🙂 warm hugs stay blissfully joyfully always 😇 ❤ ️ 💜 💛 ️ ‍ ️ ‍ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good morning everyone 💞 Thank you very much Vivian 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Can't reply here as unable to see the tweet , anyway a blissful joyful time for all here 😇 ❤ ️ 🙏 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my heart 💗 I think our accounts are slow . Happy weekend ! ! ! Hug , kiss 😘 💗 🌹 😊 ", "@USER @USER @USER It's ok dear , lovely evening n happy weekend for all you here 😇 ❤ ️ 💕 💗 💚 ️ ‍ ️ ‍ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much my dear Anu 💗 Happy start of the week dear friends 💞 Successes in your activities 🌹 😘 💗 Good morning ", "@USER @USER @USER Wishing you many more moments of peace happiness joy laughter n infinite blessings in the week ahead 😇 ❤ ️ 💐 🍀 👭 ‍ ️ ‍ ", "@USER @USER @USER Amen 🙏 Thank you my dear Anu . Have a good rest 🙏 🌹 😘 💗 ", "@USER @USER @USER We do exist to offer special moments to special people 🙂 💟 💟 💟 💓 ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks dear Anu ! ! Always your affectionate words and attitudes too , Hug , kiss 😘 💗 🌹 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Meet Mr and Mrs Philips God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried #marriage ", "context": ["Meet Mr and Mrs Akinyemi God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Akinloye God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Akinyandenu God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER STAN LIST SO FOR THE SECOND COMING OF #DRELISE", "context": ["@USER MAY 2019 ... knowing you for that long has given me mentul illnus", "@USER You lit rally made me this stupid I used to say confuzzled and xd", "@USER aww i ’ m so confuzzled xdddd 😋 😋 - dre may 2019", "@USER GYLLENROOM ... MAANN WE USED TO HAVE MATCHING LAYOUTS WE LOVED TO SEE IT #drelise", "@USER YES IT WAS ABSOLOUTELY GORGJUS I STILL HAVE THE ICON & HEADER ON MY PHONE #drelise 😚 😚 😚", "@USER I DONT CUZ I CHANGED PHONE BUT I STILL HAVE THE TWEET WHERE I SAID WE WERE MATCHING xx #drelise", "@USER YES WE GON BE BACK AT IT AGAIN WHEN LUCIFER S5 #drelise"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Week 5 : day 35 from seed . Definitely in flower now . First feeding of flower nutes . Grils are happy ! Definitely scrog net soon 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow ", "context": ["Week 1 : new grow thread starting . Sweet Tooth , Zkittlez , and Strawberry Cheesecake autos from @USER 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow ", "Week 2 : starting the girls on nutrients now . Using Nectar for the Gods for the first time and they seem to be loving it so far . 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow ", "Week 3 : started the girls low stress training . Time to spread them out and watch those bud sites multiply . Looking very healthy still . 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow ", "Week 4 : The girls are starting to explode and bush out . Will tie them down more and get ready for the scrog net . Pre-flower stretch is on ! 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The more you are in a state of #gratitude , the more you will attract things to be #grateful for #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you Lisa , Eldiablo & Everyone Here . Thank you so much for your prayers ! I appreciate each & everyone of you ! Sending love , prayers , light & blessings always ! ! ! XOXOXo ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm a lighthouse ~ forever shining whether thru storms , beautiful days & nights . In all , having a lighthouse makes all the difference ! Be the lighthouse in the world ~ love needs a lighthouse ! Love you all ! XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER Did you know that whatever we BE we get to experience ? Happiness , sadness , Abundance , lack , patience , anger , etc ... Dear Universe , #GP ☀ ️ 🌞", "@USER @USER @USER I love that ! As I am , I be love , light , romance , kindness , playful , amorous , funny , generous , Godly , Listener , humble , spiritual , good , all beauty in everything & everyone ... So beautiful ! I love peaches ! I am nature , too ! XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER Have been talking to God about you . I mean , I talk to Him about everything and all that comes up , but after reading a few of your tweets , I took things Nside and you came up . Wondering if you are willing to work together on willing LOVE to yourself ? Communicate on the N-between ?", "@USER @USER @USER You ARE You come from love and your natural state is to BE love #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Right , we can pull 1 trillion $ out of thin air to drop bombs on kids in a instant , but spend a fraction on that for healthcare for americans citizens , ppl on amerocan soil ? Nah hes a 100k $ bill .", "context": ["Mini Mike Bloomberg is spending a lot of money on False Advertising . I was the person who saved Pre-Existing Conditions in your Healthcare , you have it now , while at the same time winning the fight to rid you of the expensive , unfair and very unpopular Individual Mandate ...", "... and , if Republicans win in court and take back the House of Represenatives , your healthcare , that I have now brought to the best place in many years , will become the best ever , by far . I will always protect your Pre-Existing Conditions , the Dems will not !", "@USER The Dems want free , free , free for all , including free health care for illegal immigrants while raising your taxes and providing State run health care that operates like the DMV ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER My wife , @USER , is the hero . This originally was her idea . She loves to use the “ you miss 100 % of the shots you don ’ t take ” . I also love mentality on failure . ", "context": ["I wish we would normalize failure more . I don ’ t know who needs to hear this , but all your hero ’ s have baggage .", "@USER In our house we celebrate failure daily . At dinner everyone says how they failed and what they learned from it . Teaching positivity out failure makes a big difference when they are young .", "@USER @USER Wow this is genius ... if you really do this , you ’ re my new hero"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Clemson is LSU is this game will be .", "context": ["Is LSU ... maybe ... bad ? ? Are they bad ? They look bad .", "@USER Stop haha you know LSU isnt bad . You just dont want Clemson to be good", "@USER bruv they were out there doing the one two step on the inner corners of my soul"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for putting me on your #AwesomeList and I wish you an day ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Julianna ! My MC's first name : T A L I A", "@USER @USER @USER Oh thanks ! My MC is : D R E W Sorry if you ’ re already tagged !", "@USER @USER @USER Thx AJ ! One of mine is : R U N E", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks MC of your current WIP and Tag someone cool for every letter . C A R S A N"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Extending a helping hand to people & trying to make the world better for myself & others ... \" @USER ' s essay admonishes Nigerians to never let go of their humanity & extend a helping hand to others . Read more on #BellaNaijaFeatures #life #Nigeria ", "context": ["\" If you are still living in a bubble , you better burst it now . Look around you : the number of Almajiri street kids is on the rise ; our security is terribly threatened ; our poverty level is skyrocketing ; our debt has reached the highest heavens ... ", "Our reputation as a people is under the rock ; unemployment is high ; the gap between the rich and poor grows wider , and your government wants to take away your voice . Even the weather has changed . We are no longer the ‘ Giant of Africa ’ ... ", "More than ever , we Nigerians need to stick together and extend a helping hand to one another . Every day , I strive to guard my heart and do better . It is not easy , but I never want to get to that stage where I lose my empathy ... ", "... or where I have to cheat people to rise to the top . I don ’ t want to live , insensitive to people ’ s struggles , pain , and hunger . I want to live my life , recognizing the fact that people out there are terribly suffering ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Brian is very this was a rare miss", "context": ["@USER I ’ ve watched a bunch of him , and yes , he ’ s a sound tackler and has solid instincts , but the guy just isnt it from an athleticism and COD stand point .", "@USER I ’ m sure your takes on him are completely objective .", "@USER That ’ s always the weakest counter argument . He is objectively a very good linebacker and if you feel better about yourself dropping that kind of hot take man , do your thing .", "@USER I ’ m not saying he isn ’ t good , I ’ m just not here for the top - 10 adoration he ’ s garnering right now .", "@USER That ’ s your opinion . He has had a remarkable season by every objective measure so I don ’ t really know what to tell you .", "@USER @USER He ’ s done exactly what Derwin James is getting so much credit for but better Bri I ’ m not with you on this one", "@USER @USER I get he ’ s had a good year , etc . etc . — I just don ’ t see the top-end athleticism that people talked about pre-draft . Doesn ’ t mean he ’ s not good , I just don ’ t think he belongs in top - 10 conversation , and I have more confidence that a guy like Roquan will be a top - 10 guy sooner .", "@USER @USER I didn ’ t see any top end athleticism talk for him and people labeling him with that isn ’ t his fault and doesn ’ t change what he ’ s done", "@USER @USER Takes great angles , and has awesome instincts , especially for a rookie . I just don ’ t see that reactionary athleticism when I watch his tape .", "@USER @USER Whether he has it or not it ’ s not impeding him tho so idk why someone saying he has it hurts him to you", "@USER @USER I ’ m saying that top - 10 LBs have it .", "@USER @USER Ooh brian took this L publicly the other day", "@USER @USER Oh did he ? I missed it . Haven ’ t seen his account since this and it just popped up so it reminded me . Fair enough , disregard my pettiness"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER UK police officer tells of widespread corruption ARTICLE 8: PRIVATE AND FAMILY LIFE TOOTHLESS BRITISH MEDIA EXPOSED #Freedom #Peace #NoHate @USER", "context": ["Today the British police tried to call #ExtinctionRebellion an extremist organisation . This was retracted when leaked > This is how the establishment responds to those working to safeguard life . Full statement from @USER > ", "@USER @USER Met Police's ban on Extinction Rebellion protests in London was unlawful , High Court rules People's respectful stance to #stand togther by Principle's of ECHR Art . 10 , UDHR Art . 19 , within the meaning of ", "@USER @USER its political ideology of \" Freedom of speech - see wiki image below ;) MC Clause 61 of the Great Charter , etc . - Police are not the Judge , let alone them being the HM's Court of the State , whether of hidden courts or open public court , nor are they Parliament in", "@USER @USER mainland of UK's Sovereign Democracy , and clearly UK Great Britain is not a ' police state ' or of any totalitarian or authoritarian government of the Main Land UK , nor by the People's Rule is it a totalitarian or authoritarian governmentship .. , ", "@USER @USER hence for police to fanaticly say the climate concern of the ExtinctionRebellion group of People are ' extreme ' would simply be Police's extreme misuse of Acts and it's guidance as the least in their slur for public opinion to", "@USER @USER manufacture concerns as well to manufacture concent ... ( ? ) and the Sovereignty of the People resides within the Group of People as puzzling ( i . e . broad meanings ) the British Constitution is", "@USER @USER \" The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be . \" HM Queen Elizabeth II , & this is lawfully understood by the Law that , Police submit with oath to Common Law of Her Majesty's State and Government / s as 1 example for police to uphold the Law and serve public", "@USER @USER ( the Group i . e . People and Society of Her Majesty's State ) , and police to not be an obstruction rather of assistant and support to the People of peaceful , lawful protestful demonstrations , by serving he public and upholding the law", "@USER @USER which are not illegal , as clarity from UK High Courts also present in the above link as within the principle of the UDHR Preamble ( para . 3 ) , ... yet not limited to , Etc .", "@USER @USER Thus I / We respectfully overstandingly Maintain as I Am , as naturally endowed upon Me from ALLAH / GOD inalienable inherent dignity , honour etc . of All Rights Reserved as naturally recognisable by Majestic readers", "@USER @USER whom too understand the Law on the Land as what is deemed Pro Se ( in such ) Motion , properly . ... .. etc . REJECT MASS SURVEILLANCE "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Dear Madam I am in Germany Have you seen the support for Gen . Flynn It is my over 90 % of my whole Twitter this Morning it is something quite amazing . LOVE is on your side 🙏 💚 💚 🙏 #PardonFlynnNow", "context": ["In responding to @USER motion to show cause & compel production of Brady material , Mueller prosecutor Brandon Van Grack hints that @USER cooperation agreement req . turning over any comms sent to Flynn by ppl trying to help his defense , including from Congress THREAD", "For no substantive reason other than as a veiled warning to back off , Van Grack includes an email sent by Devin Nunes HPSCI staffer Derek Harvey via Barbara Ledeen to Flynn , which Flynn ’ s prior defense team immediately turned over to the gov ( & it appears not for the first time ) ", "This aligns with Flynn ’ s defense team also turning over the voicemail from Trump ’ s WH lawyer Dowd to Mueller , which Team Mueller then misrepresented and truncated to remove context when producing the transcript in the Mueller report", "The rest of gov response : — Powell / Flynn requests are a “ fishing expedition ” — SCOTUS allows the gov to withhold impeachment evidence in a guilty plea scenario ( * true ) — Powell made up her mind before knowing the facts of case — Judge should dismiss motion , move to sentencing Flynn", "I should say , other than the snark , the rest of the government response is quite strong in many areas ( particularly narrowing the scope of the dispute to the single 1001 charge and citing Flynn ’ s repeated knowing waiver of rights ) and I think could be persuasive to Judge Sullivan", "@USER You're assuming facts not in evidence 😊 Stay tuned . Prosecutors are terrified Judge Sullivan will give defense evidence we know they are hiding that shows they never had anything & knew it #Comey #McCabe orchestrated ambush #Strzok no original 302 ? Factual basis ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So inspiring to see you try and tweet .", "context": ["@USER Why is this hard to understand for idiot centrists ? Class is tied to racism , sexism , homophobia , all of it — you organize based on class Bernie & MLK organized based on class If you attack social problems individually you will lose , tie them to the class struggle , and you win", "@USER @USER why is this so hard dfor racists to understand ? raciusm is treating p [ eople who are human as less than human . your assumption that its really a class war is insulting", "@USER @USER its not a big scam to steal your money , it really is about dehumanization . abd your little new deal racialist policies will not address the racism just as they didnt with the first new deal"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Everything in life is sweeter with the inclusion of 🙂 warm hugs stay blissfully joyfully always 😇 ❤ ️ 💜 💛 ️ ‍ ️ ‍ ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good morning everyone 💞 Thank you very much Vivian 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Can't reply here as unable to see the tweet , anyway a blissful joyful time for all here 😇 ❤ ️ 🙏 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you my heart 💗 I think our accounts are slow . Happy weekend ! ! ! Hug , kiss 😘 💗 🌹 😊 ", "@USER @USER @USER It's ok dear , lovely evening n happy weekend for all you here 😇 ❤ ️ 💕 💗 💚 ️ ‍ ️ ‍ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much my dear Anu 💗 Happy start of the week dear friends 💞 Successes in your activities 🌹 😘 💗 Good morning ", "@USER @USER @USER Wishing you many more moments of peace happiness joy laughter n infinite blessings in the week ahead 😇 ❤ ️ 💐 🍀 👭 ‍ ️ ‍ ", "@USER @USER @USER Amen 🙏 Thank you my dear Anu . Have a good rest 🙏 🌹 😘 💗 ", "@USER @USER @USER We do exist to offer special moments to special people 🙂 💟 💟 💟 💓 ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks dear Anu ! ! Always your affectionate words and attitudes too , Hug , kiss 😘 💗 🌹 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER you #hastags are you good ! can you give me any #tips to be so", "context": ["The #NoTimeToDie title song will be performed by @USER . Billie has written the song with her brother @USER and is the youngest artist in history to write and record a James Bond theme song . ", "@USER @USER @USER youngest artist in history to do it yup yup ", "@USER @USER @USER Never in the same league as Beyoncé or Miss Grace Jones who should have had the honour to sing the song", "@USER @USER @USER English ? What does that mean ? Stay Pressed ? And I ’ m not your Boo when you know anything about Music or Artists then I ’ ll listen to you", "@USER @USER @USER you ’ re mad over who is singing the james bond title track when ’ s it gonna click that your fav cant get everything ? ? and i know plenty about music and artists i don ’ t need you commenting on that", "@USER @USER @USER No not mad ( Replying to you in English not Slang ) just Disappointed and if you know anything about Music and Icons look up Miss Grace Jones #Education Lesson Part 1", "@USER @USER @USER i think you ’ re in the wrong place this is twitter not school thank you mr.topcat", "@USER @USER @USER I never stated I disliked Billie Eilish read my original Posts I just stated in my opinion who I thought would be better to sing the Theme Song"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #SmartMonday #MondayMotivation #LifeLessons 👇 LET THE RAIN WASH AWAY ALL THE PAIN FROM YESTERDAY calm balm Bliss bless sometimes you find peace in the rain ", "context": ["For the sun that rises , proclaiming life .. And for coffee that smells good grater this day .. And for people who love coffe ... ☕ Good morning for all my friends #CoffeeLover #Happyday #Smile ", "@USER Hello \" Susi \" topsy 1 Coffee 1st #LifeLessons #Mindset I always orchestrate my mornings to the tune & the beat of pure coffee .. Tell you why ? Coffee kicks in before , reality does ", "@USER Good morning Thank you my dear friend Have a fantastic day ☕ 🌹 #coffeetime #Coffelover "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They're bad folks in those buildings with a big \" H \" in front of them . To me is doesn't mean HELP is ahead , rather it means HOSTILITY is ahead ! May the day be near their old hearts of stone are converted to hearts of eternal for ALL ! Doubt it but I guess I am allowed to HOPE !", "context": ["@USER Doctors and nurses who assault , swear at , and humiliate the vulnerable . We ALL know it is happening in our nursing homes , group homes , and institutions . It is Canada's dirty little secret no one wants to talk about . Sad but true ! #HospitalAbuse #InstitutionalAbuse", "@USER @USER The way my dying father was treated and the I was threatened when I stood up for him was disturbing .", "@USER @USER I'm sorry what occurred to your father.When you said you were threatened I remember when I was in hospital years ago . I was assaulted & sworn at repeatedly.They threatened to send me to group home for rest of my life . NO more hospitals ever again for me ! Scary but has to be this way !", "@USER @USER They threatened to not let me see my dad because I complained they didn't check his history and he wasn't being given the correct prostate medications which was causing complications and infections ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Absolutely . I ’ d love to catch up and I miss your voice , mind , vibe , all of you . 💋 #friend #hugs", "context": ["@USER A gore obsessed book worm is an excellent description", "@USER Thanks mamakins ! I wrote the bio in negative two seconds . Glad you think it works . #review #bio #socialmedia", "@USER Are you coming to Portland soon ? Cause you should .", "@USER Let ’ s plan something for summer . My bf is moving in end of month . Then I have trip with rents coming end of April . But summer could work .", "@USER Let ’ s talk on the phone sometimes soon . ♥ ️ ♥ ️ ♥ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This team could win a STAR ... ( and Cup ) ...", "context": ["They were unbeatable ! They made @USER the biggest and the most successful club in the country ! I salute ! ", "@USER @USER The Class of ' 84 : Isaac Chirwa , \" The Bull \" Lehoko , \" Malombo \" Lichaba , \" City \" Kole , Peta Bala'c , \" Shaka \" Ngcobo , \" Ace \" Ntsoelengoe , Garth Allerdyce , \" Teenage \" Dladla , \" Sputla \" Nhlapo , \" Go Man Go \" Maponyane , \" Yster Sikwane , \" Samora \" Khulu , \" Ryder \" Mofokeng ( c ) #KaizerChiefs50", "@USER @USER @USER Winners of BP Top 8 , Sales House Champ of Champs , JPS Championship etc ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "The right person will be interested . If they don ’ t understand , they ’ ll ask questions . They ’ ll be passionate about you and your passion . Never settle for less . ( 4/4 ) #support #writers #artists", "context": ["My ex pretended to read a long poem of mine , and when I called him out for it he whined “ I don ’ t understand poetry ! ” My fiancé gets excited everytime I tell him I wrote something new . He has picked favorites of my poems , and will discuss them with me regularly . ( 1/4 ) ", "“ I really like the garden one . I like the one about dirt , but it ’ s about me so I ’ m biased . I like the rib cage one a lot . ” He ’ s read my poems enough that he can actually remember what they say and mean . ( 2/4 )", "One day when I was at work and he was home , he cleaned our entire apartment AND hung up three of my poems on our wall . He ’ s my biggest fan , and is always supportive of me . ( 3/4 )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Week 4 : The girls are starting to explode and bush out . Will tie them down more and get ready for the scrog net . Pre-flower stretch is on ! 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow ", "context": ["Week 1 : new grow thread starting . Sweet Tooth , Zkittlez , and Strawberry Cheesecake autos from @USER 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow ", "Week 2 : starting the girls on nutrients now . Using Nectar for the Gods for the first time and they seem to be loving it so far . 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow ", "Week 3 : started the girls low stress training . Time to spread them out and watch those bud sites multiply . Looking very healthy still . 🌱 💚 #autoflowers #marijuana #homegrow "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What a lovely friend ! Yet another reason of #WhyPete … He brings out the best in everyone , based on what I've witnessed thus far ! #RulesOfTheRoad #Belonging 🥰 💕 💛 💙", "context": ["Does having a \" Buttigieg 2020 . Pete for president \" sticker on my car make any sense here in the Netherlands ? Nope . Do I care ? Nope . 😁 ", "@USER @USER Ha , dat is toewijding ! Ik heb geen auto , maar loop met net zo veel ( of weinig ) effect met deze door een lieve vriendin gehaakte muts door Nederland 😉 ", "@USER @USER @USER Cute PETE beanie ! Did you crochet it yourself ? 🥰 💕 💛 💙 🌟", "@USER @USER @USER My very sweet friend made it for me . She ’ s not as obsessed with Pete ( or American politics in general ) as I am , but she looked up the campaign colours and everything . Best birthday gift ever ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes and what you out into those years ... #Passsion #Desire #Faith Spread it ! Please !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I hope in my old age I can move like this #TGIF ... let ’ s shuffle into the #Weekend ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh yeah ! Awesome , Polo . When my grandfather was 72 , he did a flip on the rings at the local park's play area . He also learned to paint and do stained glass . His retirement was awesomely spent learning new hobbies . Thankful for examples that age is mainly just a number . 😉 💛", "@USER @USER @USER Age is just a number ! I totally agree my dear ! It ’ s Not the Years in Your Life That Count . It ’ s the Life in Your Years #myrevita"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In 2020 don't let you failures take away your joy", "context": ["In this new year and decade , new things will happen to you ( Lamentations 3:23 , Revelations 21:5 )", "There is difference between liking and loving . In this new season , we must love God #loveGod", "In this new season , you must be desperately expectant #expectant", "You need to forget 2019 because you can no longer do anything about it ( Phil 4 ) - Pastor @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER For sure that's what they're implying , but even they couldn't say something that stupid out loud . Imagine the little solar powered fire trucks searching for charging points during the fires & lack of volunteers cause we're too poor & need 3 paying jobs to buy food . 🙄", "context": ["Journalists revel in slagging Australia off . Unprecedented hysteria . ", "@USER The old conservative trick hey Dan , confusing attacks on leaders as attacks on the nation .", "@USER The country endorsed the current policies in May 2019 . The idea cutting our tiny emissions would have prevented these fires is absurd .", "@USER @USER Yeah we export equivalent of 7 % of worlds emissions", "@USER @USER Are you telling me that if we had implemented the wealth destroying policies of the green / labor left , these fires wouldn't have happened ? Come on ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Winner ! Great job Kurt ! You proved the point that firing JG is not the solution for the Cowboys . And that their personnel could not be coached better than any playoff team that is playing now by submission of zero facts to support your opinion .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Man , what if he did and what if he won ... what an entertaining season that would be .", "@USER @USER @USER He has his hands full keeping the job he has ...", "@USER @USER @USER Well you are guaranteed not to do worse , anyone can go 8-8 with that talent . You have to go big with Washington ’ s hire .", "@USER @USER @USER All that talent . Ok I have a question ... what nfc playoff team would you trade even for the Dallas roster ? Because it ’ s only Philly . They ’ re not as loaded as everybody says .", "@USER @USER @USER So the # 2 QB , # 4 RB , and the # 8 WR to start with ... is NOT LOADED ? What are you missing man ? This ain ’ t Jay Cutler Man Crush is it ?", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not fantasy football . So which team are you swapping the entire roster for ? None , just like I said . You got sold a bunch oh bull about “ talent ” and rankings . But they ’ re not", "@USER @USER @USER I make my own evals about talent and brother if you can ’ t make it to the playoffs with what you have in Dallas in the East , you need to be fired . ESP if you have 13 years to do it . Question should be , which coach would you put with the Cowboys .", "@USER @USER @USER Still waiting to hear which playoff team this team is more talented than ... so far crickets", "@USER @USER @USER I can ’ t believe you feel this is a valid position , however , I ’ ll humor you . The patriots easily are less talented than the Cowboys also you can add Bills , Vikings , and of course the NFC East champs ... all of which the Cowboys should have won . #Takethattothebank", "@USER @USER @USER If you honestly think your trade the Vikings for the cowboys roster you ’ re crazy . I ’ ll give you the Eagles . AFC teams aren ’ t relevant but I disagree with the Bills also .", "@USER @USER @USER Facts : top 4 defensive teams in playoffs , Dallas ranked # 9 and Min #14 . Dallas total offense ranked in top 10 and all statistical categories better individual and team than Min . #Grind", "@USER @USER @USER Facts ... depending on how you sort them . Yardage stats . Heck you ’ re so smart I ’ m surprised you ’ re not a gm . It seems so simple . Too bad it ’ s not that simple . Prob won your fantasy league with this kind of factual knowledge . Did you ?", "@USER @USER @USER Sort them every way you want and it still comes out with the Cowboys being statistically better than the Vikes . Too much work for you ? Use something other than Fantasy pokes as your basis .", "@USER @USER @USER Ok sort them by points smart guy . Since that ’ s the whole point of the defense is to prevent points . Minn better than Dallas . Mic drop"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The reason I use half and half in my coffee is if one day I ’ m feeling frisky I can put some Bailys in and no one will know the difference !", "context": ["Kinda hard to keep fresh half & half in the house when I want to put it in my coffee only twice a decade", "@USER You like it black or do you use nasty flavored creamers ?", "@USER Black . Always black . And hot . Hot as I can get it .", "@USER I have a coworker who takes it from the pot and puts it in the microwave for 1 min ... #ThatsHot", "@USER If I did that I might need to add a splash of cold whisky"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The only man to own both an Andy Dalton and Gilbert Arenas jersey .", "context": ["Regardless of intent , the John Beilein story leaking is the beginning of the end for him . Shocker that a 66 year-old struggles to connect with coddled young people that were never gonna win much in year 1", "@USER Feels like I should be able to use this as 3PA now . The wrestling world weighed in on the developments when Eric Ball said , \" ...", "@USER I prefer “ Veteran Cleveland sports hater Eric Ball weighed in ... ”", "@USER What a never-ending source of joy that role is"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Lastly , here are the top 10 general # used on IG : #instagood #photooftheday", "context": ["DID YOU KNOW ? #MeghanMarkle and #PrinceHarry are the most discoverable # for the Sussexes ? Most liked royal : 37 % 12 % 12 % 10 % 5 % 5 % ☑ ️ Use to boost discoverability / engagements on your content .", "Some people dont favor use of #MeghanMarkle but it looks like logarithmic performance favors it over #DuchessofSussex . Could also be a challenge for us popularize the latter . ", "#PrinceHarry comes out more popular than #PrinceWilliam on IG . Im all for Family . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Me too ! It's like surfing ;) gotta keep getting up whenever you fall in the crashing waves - and when you do crash , have a little laugh ;) always love your energy as well , sweet friend ! Sending love and light ! have a beautiful hump day lol ;) #runfree #nosnakes", "context": ["@USER Boom ! #Nofilter just for youuu ! Plus fluorite blessings & moooar ! 😝 🙌 ✨ ⚡ ️ 💛 ️ ️ ", "@USER Oh Ms . M ! I love it ! ! ! 😻 😻 😻 how are you sweet soul ? I feel like I haven ’ t talked to you in a while !", "@USER I've been working a lot , still adjusting to new schedule for new term . :) All is well ! I've only popped onto twitter occasionally over the last week or so & I've been enjoying catching your posts here and there ;) Fun and funny and sweet and neat ! lol ;) Hows you ? ✨ 💛 💛 💛 💫", "@USER Wonderful to hear ! I ’ m good , been super focused on upgrading my mindset and vibration lately ☺ ️ always love your energy my friend !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER À propos of nothing , it just struck me , contemplating the day that's in it , that Nollaig as a christian name encompasses both Noel & Noelle .", "context": ["St . Killian's again . When I was small I ended up owing this holy extortioner a packet for finding lost objects . Money I didn't have . Facing holy bankruptcy , I did a deal with him and took his name for Confirmation . Seems to have worked . Only losses since : faith & virginity . ", "@USER I'd say they were gains rather than losses , but I had to abandon cost accounting as a career because I couldn't understand balance sheets", "@USER I consider myself in the black . But that clearly requires a low , if any , monetary value placed on the two later losses , or some , or high , value on \" unbelief \" & sex . Maybe I'll leave the maths to St . Peter , who must surely be the supreme accountant by now .", "@USER St Paul might have something to say about that .", "@USER I have his name too . Just for insurance , you understand . Blame the parents for that one .", "@USER The Sins of the Fathers - and Mothers . Parents have a great deal to answer for at the Pearly Gates , or the Entrance to The Other Place"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm still Rex , but you're still much more than me . ; )", "context": ["#WritingCommunity #writerslift Give the title of a fav book and tag the first person that pops up with that letter ! Follow ! Make friends ! M @USER O @USER B @USER Y D I C K", "@USER @USER @USER Damn that long title ! ! 🤣 W I T C H E S A B R O A ( 2 As , yes I cheated ) D", "@USER @USER @USER My Favorite book is T H E P L A N T A G E T S "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ok it ’ s on I believe . If it doesn ’ t work correctly , I will send DM . You all thank you . #fitbitisonpoint", "context": ["@USER I just got a new versa lite 2 and it will not vibrate when I get a text message . I ’ ve synced it and it looks like everything is on that should be . Please help #fitbitnotworkingforme", "@USER 2/2 If so , please make sure the power tray for notifications set to On then try again to see if the issue still persist . Keep us posted and let us know how it goes .", "@USER It just vibrated when you responded on tweeter but it won ’ t with txt messaging .. 😖 😖 so strange ..", "@USER Thanks for the response . Can you please confirm if the notifications in your phone's power tray is turned on ? If this issue persists , DM us your Fitbit account email address so we can take a closer look at this . Keep us posted and let us know if you have other concerns . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oddly enough I was born / raised in Greece . True story , I had a leather jacket and Camero back then .", "context": ["#Buffalo took cars off Main Street at the tail end of a national trend of such projects . Now , Buffalo is spending 9 figures to return cars to its Main Street when other cities are removing cars from theirs . Buffalo never seems able to get it right . ", "@USER Love when the all mighty Rochester pokes at Buffalo ...", "@USER I've lived in Buffalo for over a decade . I'm Buffalo taking a poke at Buffalo . Which is a very old & proud tradition ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER much less deserving ! Thanks for everything Kath - and here ’ s to what comes next ! #TeamCroydon", "context": ["Today was my last day , after 7 eventful years , as Clinical Lead of the Emergency Department @USER . My lovely General Manager Ann and the team surprised me with this gorgeous bouquet to mark the occasion . Feeling very lucky to work with such a fantastic bunch of people ! ", "@USER @USER Always a dangerous comment to make as a COO , but ... in 10 years as as an operational board Director , and 24 years as an operational manager / clinician ( I started when I was 14 ! ) , I have never had the absolute honour or privilege of working with an ED leader - anywhere - as", "@USER @USER Committed , passionate and just frankly out of this world as Kath . Despite her love ( not dissimilar to @USER ) of horrible northern style tea - we are incredibly lucky to have had her as a clinical leader , and very very grateful that we ’ re not losing her to somewhere"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 Betrayed followers . Remain free of sin . Healing and Cleansing will be given to you to help you cope with your injustices . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 Betrayed followers . Trust that God is resolving your injustices . Trust that those who betrayed you are facing worse tossing and turning than you . Trust that your innocent blood never leaves their hands or their minds ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Betrayed followers . Ask God to resolve the injustices of other betrayed followers . I know this is extremely difficult to do . However , God can Work in greater ways for you when you do this . Much love x — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Betrayed followers . Your bodies will always suffer as a result of your injustices . The spiritual forces within you have to come out . Stomach pain and nausea are likely to be felt . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Betrayed followers . If you are victims of wicked schemes , then your injustices will be massive . Expect massive struggles as time goes by . Remain free of sin and God will get you through them in the best way possible . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Betrayed followers . Do not be afraid of your future . Do not be afraid of negative labels . God will Vindicate you ! Hold on to your integrity . Don ’ t ever let it go . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Betrayed followers . Admit to yourselves that you are struggling . Then , find a way of speaking about your injustices . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Betrayed followers . Those evil people are NOT the victims ! ! ! YOU ARE THE VICTIMS ! I AM THE VICTIM ! REMEMBER IT ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 If you know the truth about a betrayer , out them to help the betrayed . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Betrayed followers . I know what it ’ s like to have the injustices there , in your mind , all the time . You can ’ t just let go of them . They ruin your day . They eat you up . Battle on . God WILL win the war . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Betrayed followers . If you are victims of wicked schemes , you will have massive fears that maim you . These fears take a long time to be beaten , even if you are remaining free of sin . They will be beaten though . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Dear Tereza U are always such a sweet , kind & gentle soul & human being . U R . :) Your #giftedness as a #poet , your fine is a . UR is that u can express what many of us cannot & we can relate . my :) TCare TY", "context": ["I am a child of Mother Earth She feeds me clothes me tends to my needs She gave me the knowledge that her wealth is the beauty all around me I too must plant seeds of hope For it is & forever will be the purest Love © ️ Tereza Gillespie 2019 📸 @USER #Poetry ", "@USER @USER @USER So Tereza . :) #poet #poetry my sweet friend . Enjoy ! Wishing you & All The Best ! for :) ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you 💐 dear Jacqueline . 💖 So sorry for my late reply . I hope you had a beautiful Christmas . I wish you a wonderful 🎆 New Year , filled with blessings , love & joy . 🕊 ❤ ️ Love & hugs to you "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Please try to keep faith that one day you and your mom will reconnect . We must trust God that He will bring the faithful back together at the right time . I #pray the light of #God's heart brings ALL fractured families back together one day very soon ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER", "context": ["Please #pray my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years takes on a new Spirit of #reconciliation . Pray #God touches his heart and he reaches out to his lonely father without delay !", "@USER I will pray ... please pray for me too ... been estranged from my mom 20 years ... so sad indeed .", "@USER Thank you for praying . I sincerely do pray you and your mom reconnect soon . Fractured families do no good for anyone . May #God be UPON and WITHIN your entire family and may your family be made whole again without delay !", "@USER Still nothing . I left a small gift at Christmas . No response . Still praying . God is faithful ... He has a plan ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And Brees got strip sacked after my tweet", "context": ["Brees head is dropping Viking fans ! The D-line is in his head ! #skol", "@USER Hasn ’ t thrown an incomplete pass since this tweet", "@USER And Tyler Johnson had a day named after him since your tweet #BOX", "@USER Still waiting for him to catch that ball vs Iowa"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER At least believing in yourself can keep you , as you move along your own journey , . Wouldn't wish my luck on one of my enemies . #IAm blessed beyond measure to be a Warrior in the light of GOD's Word . Thank you for the share . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hello Jill , Sathie , Donna , Diane , Gerry , Christi , Carlos , Terrie , Adele , Cynthia , Lee Mam , Baby , Merry , Doug , Astrid , Sky , Jon , Sikandar , Kalim & all friends . Much love , peace and happiness for an amazing week ahead 🌟 🎶 ✨ 🎊 🎉 #mondaythoughts #quote #GoldenHearts ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy first monday of this year Kamla and all friends . Follow the sun . 🌞 #mondaythoughts #GoldenHearts #friends ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy monday and new week Donna and friends . Time to swing into another new week of life . May it be an awesome start . Live , laugh and love . Do something that makes your heart sing . 🐦 🎶 Enjoy . ", "@USER @USER @USER Have a good day . Welcome to a new week . ", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Astrid n Trish n all 😃 👍 💚 have a great day ", "@USER @USER @USER Hang in there Gerry . 😃 Yep it's monday again . Have a nice day . 🌞 ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Be as a bird perched on a frail branch that she feels bending beneath her , she still sings away all the same , knowing she has wings . ” These messengers of happiness greet you on joyful wing ; may their pure joy lodge in your heart , and always sing . Happy wednesday Jill and all ", "@USER @USER @USER #Trust and #Believe in the power of Prayer . The same way you can trust and believe in yourself . Block out the negatives and Soar highest with all the positives . Seek to #BeYou as God designed . AMEN ", "@USER @USER @USER Beautiful quoted Cynthia . Happy thursday everyone . Believe in yourself and you'll fly high . It doesn't matter what people say . It doesn't matter how long it takes . It only matters how true you are . Be true to yourself and follow your heart . ", "@USER @USER @USER Every point is very true , indeed the ability to believe in yourself can change your life . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Let me return to and dot com . I think both are doink a job , the problem is that the total output is pitiful compared to what is needed . We may get a #GlobalWarming article today , and then get another one 3 weeks later , and then another one in a", "context": ["I think this is an interesting column . There are parts I agree with and parts I #Disagree with . cc @USER @USER @USER Obviously I like the positive spin on Warren who also happens to be the most #Technocratic candidate ", "@USER @USER @USER among the Ds . Evidently the #BernieBros want to malign Warren as appealing to the #Educated . #GuiltyAsChaged .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes politics matter , and talented politicians will #Win over #technocratic excellence . However , in the end , it is #Technocratic that will matter in the long-run . Take for example . Yes the hellstorm in Australia gets the press and raises awareness .", "@USER @USER @USER However , to define the parameters of the problem and map out potential solutions requires a detailed #technocratic understanding of the #Scientific and Policy #minutiae It is here that publications like and dot com play a critical role . But they are not", "@USER @USER @USER doing nearly enuf educating the public on the #Scientific and #Policy #Truth . Too much of journalism is infected with the verbatim journalism mindset and the are clicking on my ads outlook .", "@USER @USER @USER We live in a World where the #Facts and #Truth are moar readily accessible than ever before in Hu-man #History , and yet moar people than ever * choose * to be . Does that mean that the is hopeless ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Don ’ t look back , Geureoke uridapge gaboja #seulgi Nan onmomeuro neol neukkigo isseo Everything will be okay … .. ", "context": ["Uh , Uh , uuh … Ho yeah .. Hmm yeah , psycho .. ", "#seulgi Up and downi jom simhae Jojeori jakku jal andwae Hana hwaksilhan geon I don ’ t play the game ", "Neon geugeol neomu jal algo Nal jwirakpyeorakae Nado machangajiingeol ", "Oh-ho-oh Urin cham byeollago isanghan saiya Seororeul buseojige #seulgi ( buseojige ) Geurigon tto kkyeoana ( Geurigon tto kkyeoana ) ", "You got me feeling like a psycho , psycho Uril bogo malhae jakku jakku Dasi an bol deut ssaudagado Buteo danini mallya ihaega an gandae Utgijido antae ", "Maja Psycho , psycho ( Psycho , psycho ) Seoro joa jungneun babo babo ( babo , babo ) Neo eopsin eojireopgo seulpeojyeo Giundo mak eopseoyo Duri jal mannatdae Hey , now we ’ ll be okay ", "Hey trouble Gyeonggo ttawin eopsi oneun neo I ’ m original , visual Urin wollae iraesseo , Yeah #yeri Duryeopjineun ana ( heungmiroul ppun ) It ’ s hot ! Let me just hop #seulgi Eotteoke neol darulkka ? Uh , uh , uh ", "Eojjeol jureul molla neoreul dallaegu Maeseopge ballo chado #wendy Gakkeum naege miso jinneun neol Eotteoke nokesseo Oh … . Uh , uh ", "Urin areumdapgo cham seulpeun saiya Seororeul binnage hae ( Tell me now ) Machi dalgwa gangcheoreom #wendy Geurigon tto kkyeoana ", "You got me feeling like a psycho , psycho Uril bogo malhae jakku jakku Dasi an bol deut ssaudagado Buteo danini mallya Ihaega an gandae Utgijido antae ", "Maja Psycho , psycho ( Like a psycho , psycho ) Seoro joa jungneun babo babo ( babo babo ) Neo eopsin eojireopgo seulpeojyeo , Giundo mak eopseoyo Duri jal mannatdae Hey , now we ’ ll be okay "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "4/4 Congrats to Jessica , Eimear & Mollie who won a Display Award with their project ' Bio Gum ' . Thank you to our wonderful #Science Dept for the guidance & support given to each of our #BowerGirls . Thank you also to @USER for providing this platform for students to shine ", "context": ["1/4 What a fab week for each of our #BowerGirls at @USER . Congrats to Leah on winning the @USER Global Challenges Award , she came 2nd in the Individual Bio & Eco category & also won a Display Award for her project ' Citrus Peel - The Answer to Global Drought ' #GirlsinSTEM ", "2/4 Congrats to Clare - 2nd in the Intermediate Individual Social & Behavioural category with her @USER project ' Can Singapore Bar Models Help Simply Chemistry ' #GirlsinSTEM #CreateTodayShapeTomorrow 👏 👩 ‍ 🔬 ", "3/4 Congrats to Arlene , Ciara & Marie who came 3rd in the @USER Junior Group Technology category with ' Reeling in the Years ' an app to help those living with dementia . #GirlsinSTEM #BTYSTE2020 👏 👩 ‍ 💻 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Republican under #Trump is different and Trump is doing it differently with the dexterity of a .", "context": ["Not when incivility , terrorism and outright madness are prevailing in #Iran ", "@USER Everything was under control until Orange Mayhem stepped up to the mic .", "@USER Postponing the #evil day was the game . #Trump put an end to the evil day .", "@USER The other night was only the opening act of the revenge , according to the new top General of Iran . You probably don't think they will attack again . Non-thinkers talk as if each shoe was the last to drop . Trump is facing all kinds of hurdles , including potential felony charges .", "@USER You got it all wrong . In any case , we'll see about that when we get there . #Trump is invincible !", "@USER Mostly , I'm trolling you idiots for fun and don't always say what I really mean .", "@USER I'm actually right-leaning and always voted for Republican presidential candidates ( since 1984 ) but reject #Trump on many levels , plus I haven't lost my mind like so many of you . I don't live for the #GOP anymore , they don't do that much for me , I guess , plus corruption and lies ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you for sharing your story . I love happy stories . Trust and Truth are extremely valuable . Glad you have them . May others learn and grow from this example !", "context": ["I just did a really good job at a reflection meeting with my new carer . I reviewed our work over the past months , explained what went well and what didn ‘ t , educated about my #autism , my needs , and gave some ideas on what to do instead to support me better . #SelfAdvocate", "My carer did a great job being surprised at all the invisible challenges I went through with him right there without having a clue 🤣 He also did a great job listening , asking detailed questions , taking me seriously , and treating me like the expert on my own brain that I am . 👍 🏻", "I am so glad I found a carer who I feel safe enough with to actually freely discuss these things with . Because if I can ‘ t tell my carer what they did wrong , and how to do better ... I ‘ m not getting the support I need that they ‘ re supposed to provide me ! Trust is SO important .", "This meeting also illustrated one thing very well to me : My autistic traits are visible . But all the challenges of life happen inside of my bain and are invisible to observers . Others often can ‘ t see what causes me problems . Which is why good communication is SO important !", "It ‘ s also quite fascinating to see my non-autistic carer understand that something he didn ‘ t even think about is a serious problem for me . I really struggle with facial expression , but his surprised face was SO obvious , even I could read it . Not 😯 Not even 😮 More like 😲", "This is after having had a carer I couldn ‘ t trust , and didn ‘ t feel safe and comfortable discussing my problems and needs with . This is a very private , and intimate process ... it requires trust . No trust for me = inadequate support because I can ‘ t advocate for myself properly ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER thats why we are coming to save you Q", "context": ["Dear Iran , Here ’ s the map incase your confused as to where to attack ", "@USER Fixed ur map . Dear Iran , The places in blue are just innocent bystanders ... we just happen to live here . Go for the red if u absolutely insist . ", "@USER @USER Dear we Iranian people just happen to live in Iran too . we dont want the war ... Its the govermebt and military who are starting the fight . We are prisoners in our own country 😞"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Of course it is . Don't be surprised . Or disappointed . It was always going to happen . Get into the prayer . That's the refuge and consolation . #beauty #truth", "context": ["Honorary Doctor of Science . Biology shows explicitly that human life begins at conception . Academia is celebrating someone who , despite this , promotes the deliberate taking of life . This was not an academic honour . It was political applause . ", "@USER The altar stripped , the tabernacle empty ; Ichabod ; the glory has departed .", "@USER From your mouth to God's ear . It feels to me that the Christian Church in general is being marginalised so badly . From within too . As events like this indicate ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Technically , in the grass next to the drive way :-)", "context": ["So ... this week a group of cherished friends and I were subjected to the worst @USER experience of all time . Before the shade commences , I would like to say that as a company , Airbnb EVENTUALLY stepped up and took care of some of our concerns . ", "@USER This \" eventually \" concept of wearing customers down through indifference and hoping they just give up and take poor treatment is why the gig / sharing economy is fundamentally flawed . I know it's just your shitty house or car , but I'm still giving you $ $ $ . ", "@USER We booked it because we had a unique group of people ( couples , singles , and a teenager ) so the layout seemed perfect . It was expensive , but we needed the space . It seemed very Florida ... but we were about to find out just how Florida it was ... ", "@USER The property we were greeted by was a dilapidated shack , each floor more dangerous and disgusting than the next . We never felt safe , we barely slept , and for our troubles we were harassed with threats from the hosts and evicted on New Year ’ s Eve . ", "@USER First impression : a large and garish “ WE BUY HOUSES FOR CASH ” sign on a trailer was parked in our driveway when we arrived . Uh-oh . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I hope that this new phase brings in all the love , joy , energy , positivity , learning and growth for all of us and makes us a better human being ! With loads of LOVE - I Welcome 2020 ! #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020 ", "context": ["This last decade was fantastic - from being a student to being a startup mentor , from being coder to being an entrepreneur , from failing one business to now running two successful businesses ; a lot changed over the last decade ! #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020", "Where in on one side I am deeply thankful for all the love that I received in the past 10 years , on the other side I embrace all the failures , learnings and experiences that made me grow and made me wiser . #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020", "Of the entire decade , however , the last 3 years were somewhat more special . This was the time I realized the true meaning of words like - #Hardwork , #Hustle , #Gratitude , and .", "I believe that this will be one of the biggest learnings for me that will not only help me to grow but will also enable me to support and empower more entrepreneurs and startups . I can assure that things will only go 10x from here in this next decade #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear", "More importantly , I entered the 30s club and realized that age is \" just a number \" ! I still love comics , I still love Marvel and DC movies , I still love to make stupid jokes and PJs with my friends and I still play computer games sometimes ! #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #NewYear2020", "Wherein most of the people are stuck in the age-number game and are required to ' behave ' or ' act ' in a certain way , I think its the inner joy that mattes the most and we are as young as the child in us ! #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020", "I welcome this new year and new decade with open arms and wide smile and wish the best of luck to all the people who are connected to me directly and indirectly . #HappyNew2020 #2020NewYear #happynewyear2020"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Results yes . History will judge the outcome , not the talking heads of this moment . After contemplation though my best response is this ... ... duly elected ... #PrayersForThePresident . #truth #hope . Those are all I look to see . Those will", "context": ["My office is seeking a bright , creative , and self-motivated legislative counsel to join our Washington , DC-based policy team .", "@USER What ? Did your former staff abandon you ? They couldn't put up with your BS and the fact that you continue to be on the wrong side of history ? Call pal Nancy , I bet she can set you up with some nice folks from her district in San Fran . You just want to make sure they use a toilet .", "@USER @USER You need to understand that at one time I campaigned for him . He is despicable for falling for the Russian hoax and being a traitor to his constituents . I will say those things and worse . He needs to resign and move to California .", "@USER @USER What hoax ? Why is Amash wrong ? Did you vote for a Republican who switch hits and you have #BuyersRemorse ? Did you truly go from campaigning for him to having substantive enough differences in policy that you're #dissing him on Twitter ? #JustCurious", "@USER @USER Okay Dude , not sure what you meant by that but Justin Amash has accused the President of obstruction of Justice ( not justified or proven ) , called ( early on ) for impeachment , supported / voted for impeachment . My anger is real and not dissapating .", "@USER @USER @USER deserves to be #Impeached . He might not deserve to be removed but that's what the Senate is for . My question remains , what substantive policy changes had Amash made that should change your vote . This is politics , not #schoolyard #politics .", "@USER @USER @USER And why does our duly elected President need to be impeached ?", "@USER @USER @USER He has created by his own means a situation and concerns regarding the #honor of the #presidency . #Impeachment is only a means of calling out a lack of . Manipulative , power hungry people have made this circus what it is , and . He was Impeached . Not removed .", "@USER @USER @USER Okay , I get that you don't like the \" packaging \" however , and this is key , Pres . Obama was all style and no substance . Pres . Trump is no style and all substance , and that substance is what is getting things done and making things better . He is all about results , good results ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m totally a kid ... well teenager , with an extra 20 + years experience 😂 It ’ s #CES2020", "context": ["💜 this adorable teaching robot 🤖 at #CES2020 . When it detects that a child is no longer interacting with it , it will use techniques such as sneezing to regain attention . It provides positive feedback & smiles when petted . #robotics #AI ", "@USER I need one ... like yesterday . Plz n thx", "@USER I really do think that #robots such as this will be used for teaching adults just as much as kids . Would love to have one , too ! #CES2020"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 💚 ✳ #WeAreYoung 🔥 🎶 We Are Young 🌱 Leonardo da Vinci Vincent van Gogh #DoSNSDreamOfElectricSheep ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 💗 ❇ #WishYouWereHere 💖 #DavidGilmour 🎶 Wish You Were Here 💚 Leonardo da Vinci Vincent van Gogh #LeonardoDaVinci ", "@USER @USER @USER 💗 ❇ #WishYouWereHere 💖 #DavidGilmour 🎶 Wish You Were Here 💛 Leonardo da Vinci Vincent van Gogh #LeonardoDaVinci ", "@USER @USER @USER 💛 ❇ #WishYouWereHere 🌱 #PinkFloyd 🎶 Wish You Were Here 💚 Leonardo da Vinci Vincent van Gogh #LeonardoDaVinci ", "@USER @USER @USER 🌆 ❇ #WishYouWereHere 🌱 #PinkFloyd 🎶 Wish You Were Here 💚 Leonardo da Vinci Vincent van Gogh #LeonardoDaVinci ", "@USER @USER @USER 🌌 ❇ #WishYouWereHere 🌱 #PinkFloyd 🎶 Wish You Were Here 💚 Leonardo da Vinci Vincent van Gogh #LeonardoDaVinci "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , with your ‘ TV star ’ looks ‘ n all ...", "context": ["@USER Sadly , so many #brexiters find happiness in others unhappiness . That has been a nagging platitude in so much of their rhetoric ; ” remoaners tears ’ ! I don't hear or see the same from ’ Remainers ! Yet none can define what a ’ brexit success ’ is ! And none can see the irony #Brexiteers ", "@USER @USER deluded , spiteful AND another brexshitter who has trouble with written english * sighs", "@USER @USER @USER Oh dear you must be perfect ... all fbpe are perfect ... they keep telling us .", "@USER @USER @USER Who can I give you examples ... FBPE told us we are stupid to vote brexit", "@USER @USER @USER Hmm don't think that counts as telling you that I'm perfect lol"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "So much so that my brain , while sleeping , is allowing my #dreams to fulfill that need . I have to admit , when I wake up & realize that I've been #dreaming , it is a huge letdown . Let's get #trump out of office & put someone back in that makes us feel as as once did .", "context": ["I've been having this recurring dream the last few weeks . I'm sitting in a restaurant and #BarackObama & #MichelleObama approach my table . We exchange pleasantries and it is obvious we are already acquainted . They invite me over to \" hang out some night \" with their family .", "I accept their offer and ask if it would be okay to bring my 93 year old mother along with me , because she adores the two of them . They say no problem and hand me their address . We say our goodbyes and after they leave I look at their address . It says 1600 Pennsylvania Ave .", "Well , I know that #PresidentObama has been out of office for three years . How could this possibly be ? I feel a sudden rush of #positiveenergy , which actually wakes me up each and every time . Apparently , my subconscious is craving strong , steady #leadership for our ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wonderful example of lake-effect snow at Lake Michigan and Lake Huron in January 2019 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 ( credits : / ) ", "context": ["Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : The #Shiveluch in , Credits : @USER / @USER ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : Two beautiful views of a Raikoke #Volcano ash , Kuril Islands , Sea of , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Image : #Wildfire near Lake Echo , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER @USER #LakeMichigan and #Chicago during a cold #weather period at the end of January 2019 ( credits : / ) 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER IGNORE and don't feed the #trolls . #Self is the most important love .", "context": ["Alberto's story is NOT only about Technology ... A man who truly cares about those arround him ... @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER well , thats something that your brain generated when reading that ... poetic ... i am not a poet , so neurotrasmitters can play tricks on us ... im an introtrovert person who cannot stablish a conversation with others due to some medical condition .", "@USER @USER @USER it was you sir ... serotonin is making you have an altered view of things ... you started .", "@USER @USER @USER What I really meant is , that you started interacting with me Good luck with your medical condition", "@USER @USER @USER Is it more narcissistic for him to love himself first after all hes been through or you randomly setting a narrative ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER May #faith in a better way , that being the WAY of #Christ #Jesus be UPON and WITHIN us ALL from today going forward ... Ezekiel 36:26 ", "context": ["To ALL the children of #God may you never forget who created you . May #God protect you ALL . May #God comfort you ALL . May guide you ALL forever and ever going forward ...", "@USER I #pray you are right with ALL my heart as I enter towards the unknown of tomorrow ! #HospitalAbuse #Prayer = = = =", "@USER Am praying with you ... have faith . Your faith will save you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m aware of how a rainbow comes about but it is a sign of Gods promise to his people that he will never completely flood the entire earth again ... and it was his wrath caused by humans whom grieved him by doing unnatural sexual acts among other things . Take note . #repent", "context": ["If the Senate fails to impeach and remove them we know America is in trouble . This is the official findings by the GOA . #ImpeachmentTrial #Resistance ", "@USER Looks like you may be confused about a few things including the real meaning of the rainbow . God loves you heaps and has promised you many things if you seek him and truth . 🤟 🏽 ✌ 🏼", "@USER No actually it ’ s a light refraction when there ’ s moisture in the atmosphere . I ’ m good off your evil bible so save it for the next idiot . Not here . #Atheist #TeamReason"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Nice to find somewhere new to visit , plus food", "context": ["@USER Morning Jacqui are you packing for your travels soon ? Have a good day . xx", "@USER Evening Iris and All 🙋 🏻 A few more weeks to go still Iris . Busy day ?", "@USER Evening Jacqui thought it was this weekend something to look forward to . xx", "@USER Definitely it ’ s helping me get through the endless ironing of January Iris 😂 Busy weekend ?", "@USER No plans Jacqui forecast for a wet and windy day tomorrow . Fiona has a day off on Monday so going for afternoon tea at Central Station", "@USER Yellow warnings for wind and rain tomorrow 😬 Is the afternoon tea in the station itself ?", "@USER Yes think the Station Hotel has been refurbished never been in before always passing through.xx", "@USER Look forward to hearing how it is there Iris . Really characterful place 👍"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER We sure are #auntyRose 🌹 Our NaN NaN is The Best xx 💋 #grandchildren #grandmother When we get together nothing else matters 🌸 🌼 🌻 ", "context": ["I went to school in Lutruwita ( Tasmania ) , teachers put us brown kids to the back of the class with a pencil and paper to draw . I learnt to tie my shoelaces , age 6 . #abused #neglected #rejected ", "#abandoned hard to write these things that still scar deeply 😢", "@USER You're a powerful sista woman , you are above and not below .. as you think , so you are ❣ big hugs and lots of blessings with peace , comfort , solidarity , strength and love always darlin , keep shining your truth , keep growing and healing , love you 💯 @USER #Rockstar 💎 ❇ 👸", "@USER Today I was with my grandchildren . Their little ways , their little views . In Our World 🌍 For a moment which felt like #forever Holding them in my arms , swinging in the hammock , I ’ ve never felt so guilty in all my #life telling them #everything is going to be alright 😔", "@USER Hang in there sis , they're fortunate to have you , as you are them , keep the faith , keep trusting , even tho we can't see the road ahead , they're innocence is precious , resilient , and their light gives us hope , courage , and determination to stand and keep walking forward 🙏 💗 💕", "@USER I felt my #Heart ♥ ️ explode with the moment I saw them . “ oh NaN I love you so much ” ! Makes me #cry ✨ love our children are ! ! I keep them safe and close . Like my children I ’ ve them . Watching movies to escape reality ! Love You 💃 🏽 💅", "@USER I love you too bub , enjoy and treasure them sista and the precious time you all blessed with 😘 😘 😘 🤗 💕"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yea get involve in a war crime and we ’ re definitely heading into another World war for sure , because you have a problem with way more than Iran at that point .", "context": ["Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American , & badly wounded many others , not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime , including recently ...", "... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ...", "... targeted 52 Iranian sites ( representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago ) , some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture , and those targets , and Iran itself , WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD . The USA wants no more threats !", "@USER Thank you , President Trump . You cannot be more clear than this . We cannot allow America to be pushed around by violent thugs and I ’ m grateful to have a president who will take a REAL stand . And back it up with action if necessary . President . Trump . Does . Not . Bluff ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re welcome ! Consider it your for the day !", "context": ["The quality is poor , but this pic of @USER playing with @USER and the South Bend Symphony makes me so happy . My intro to Pete was an article in Rolling Stone , then I searched for this video and it sealed the deal for me . #PeteForPresident #WinTheEra #PeteForAmerica ", "@USER @USER @USER Did you actually find video of this performance ? I've looked but couldn't find one ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Oh my God I could watch this on loop all day ! In fact I just might do that ! ! Thanks for this - you've made my day !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sending #light and to the #LoveThread part two The ' comeback ' tour ( ( ( bear hugs ) ) ) ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER All I can do is tell everyone what I'm thinking , out loud , for all to see so there is no confusion about he said , she said ...", "@USER @USER @USER While I'm here I want to wish everyone a very happy , healthy and love filled year with friendships , joy and \" Enough \" of all that you need in your lives for 2020 . ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy New Year Tricia . Loved this past year with so many new Twitter friends . Love y ’ all . 20/20 should be amazing . 🎉 🎉 ♥ ️ ♥ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Happy New Year Kari ! It is going to be an amazing year ! I certainly hope phenomenal things for you and your family . ❤ 🤗", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Wendi , is James back up and twitting yet , miss you both ... don't get to see many , only in catchup , although I was up late last night ... Free House until tomorrow 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER james said to tell everyone he wont be coming back to twitter ! was supposed to pass it on ! so i am !", "@USER @USER @USER Who cares ? The guy was a snake and weird , done with those lot who caused so much drama here .", "@USER @USER @USER Happy New Year all ! I haven ’ t seen the love thread on my timeline . Good to see you ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Against better advise and judgement we just brought it back ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah smart . Start where you ’ re going to finish . #boilers", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER With you Arabella . Waited for a mate to get back to me and missed out too ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER If this goes well , there might be a show not too far away . And you WON'T want to miss it if we can make it happen .", "@USER @USER @USER Put me down for a table now Legend #bronzeforjohns", "@USER @USER @USER A lot of water to flow under the bridge before it happens . But it's genuinely exciting .", "@USER @USER @USER Courtesy bus to Northies or Carmens after the show ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How beautiful , Baby Go ! Thankyou , Happy #FF and Weekend to you and to everyone ! RT Have an awesome day beautiful people 💖 💙 💛 💚 💞 #FridayVibes ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hahaha ! You must be enjoying the prison life . Excellent Jude !", "@USER @USER @USER Oh that ! You don't need prison break . Lol . Happy Saturday Jude", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , so I don't need to put my tools and specially some files in a suitcase and come over ... OK . Rescue mission canceled 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER No thanks Sabine . Leave me alone ! . That's what she'd say . Lol", "@USER @USER @USER Yes indeed ... I have my Greta Garbo hat on ... lol « I vant to beee alone « ", "@USER @USER @USER Thats it ! ! And she was famous for reclusivity in real life", "@USER @USER @USER Specially after her retirement , I heard . To have people keep her beautiful images in the movie", "@USER @USER @USER Ahh … , so that ’ s why … . and the hat hid her face ( gosh I had 1,500 notifications today … I will find it hard to catch up … yikes 🤩 )", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , somewhat mysterious lady . It's nothing unusual after off-line some days . Same thing happened to me . Need some time to catch up . Keep patient Jude", "@USER @USER @USER I have had to miss a day or 2 out ... I had 2,000 notifications ... 😫", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much , Sabine ! Happy Thursday to you and to everyone , too ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , sweet Mirta ! 🌺 😊 🌺 😘 🌺 Happy Friday to you and to everyone ! ", "@USER @USER @USER How fun , thank you so much , Baby Go ! Happy Happy Friday to you and to everyone ! Have a Fabulous #FF and Weekend , all ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Carolyn Have an awesome day beautiful people 💖 💙 💛 💚 💞 #FridayVibes #life "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s Dave and the experience prepared you to become a Twitter champion ! ", "context": ["#WritingCommunity #writerslift Give the title of a fav book and tag the first person that pops up with that letter ! Follow ! Make friends ! M @USER O @USER B @USER Y D I C K", "@USER @USER @USER H A U N T I N G of Hill House ! Don't think the full title will fit 😝", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the mention ! Favorite book ? N I G H T By Eli Wiesel ", "@USER @USER @USER Excellent book & thx for the mention ! Favorite book — I don ’ t have one , but one of my favorites is : R E D R I S I N G", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much Halo . I love lots of books but my favourite is The Picture of D O R I A N G R A Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the tag , Lisa . One of my favourite books is by Lynsay Sands ( love her ): T H E K E Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Renee ! My favorite books are by Brandon Sanderson : M I S T B O R N", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Yuri . My favorite books are by Terry Goodkind S W O R D O F T R U T H", "@USER @USER @USER TIZOM ! Thank you ! My favorite book is definitely A M E R I C A N G O D S by Neil Gaiman ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Dan ! Hard to pick a favorite ! 1st book , that came to mind T H E N A M E S A K E By Jhumpa Lahiri", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Knatia ! My favorite would have to be Dorothy Dunnett's entire series : T H E L Y M O N D C H R O N I C L E S ( Historical magic , my friend ! )", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks KC ! Can ’ t help it , the first book that comes to mind when asked my favourite is always O U T L A N D E R", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Heather one book that I like is T H E S U N A L S O R I S E S ", "@USER @USER @USER Hmmm ... a book I like ... 😈 👄 🏳 ️ ‍ 🌈 How about ... T I P P I N G The V E L V E T ", "@USER @USER @USER OOO TT . Is it very sexy ? Book I like . . . T H E B O D Y In Question . Jill Ciment . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thx Joanne Another of my fav books is CIEN AÑOS DE S O L E D A D ", "@USER @USER @USER I tried reading that book in Spanish and it got the best of me !", "@USER @USER @USER I actually took a Spanish course at Boston Area Spanish Exchange and the intermediate course was too easy so I was quickly moved into the advanced class which turned a Harvard-like seminar on García Marquez It was more than I bargained for !", "@USER @USER @USER You reminded me when I didn't understand a word of English . When I came to this country , I got in school 2 months after the year had started , so I was behind and frustrated , and I swore to myself I'll learn quickly in my ESL class , I ended up being the teacher's aide . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 I don ’ t know about you , but I don ’ t want to stand outside knocking and pleading to get in . I don ’ t want to be told by the owner of the house to go away from him . Being called an evildoer ! Not my kind of fun . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 If I ’ m not right about The Narrow Door , what on earth was Jesus Christ talking about ? Where is this narrow door that he wants us to find ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 If you truly want to do as Jesus Christ said to do , then you will want to enter through that narrow door , won ’ t you ? He said to enter through it so we should if we Believe in him right ? I ’ m in . Anyone got directions ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Come on you true knowers of God ! Let ’ s go ! Show me the way ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I will have to put this logical to use myself 😅", "context": ["It ’ s probably more for her like damn why does Drake snore like a 400 lbs man ", "@USER @USER that ’ s when you “ accidentally elbow ” him in the back so he ’ ll roll to his side and not snore ! Unless he snores on his side ... and well you might try the pillow thing 😂 😂", "@USER @USER I normally shake him till he wakes up then act like I was just tryna cuddle 💀"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Pino #joins an #underground railroad helping #Jews over the Alps , and for Anna , a six his senior .", "context": ["#marksullivan , the #author of BENEATH A SCARLET SKY . Based on the true story of a forgotten #hero , Get the book : - ", "pino Lella wants nothing to do with the #war or the #Nazis , a normal Italian teenager — obsessed with #music , , and .", "but his #days of innocence are numbered . when his #family in Milan is destroyed by Allied #bombs ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ahhh ! So Trump planned the mournful protesters at the US Embassy on New Year ’ s Eve !", "context": ["1 . I ’ ve had a chance to check in with sources , including two US officials who had intelligence briefings after the strike on Suleimani . Here is what I ’ ve learned . According to them , the evidence suggesting there was to be an imminent attack on American targets is “ razor thin ” .", "2 . In fact the evidence pointing to that came as three discrete facts : a ) A pattern of travel showing Suleimani was in Syria , Lebanon & Iraq to meet with Shia proxies known to have an offensive position to the US . ( As one source said that ’ s just “ business as usual ” for Suleimani )", "3 . More intriguing was b ) information indicating Suleimani sought the Supreme Leader ’ s approval for an operation . He was told to come to Tehran for consultation and further guidance , suggesting the operation was a big deal - but again this could be anything .", "4 . And finally , a ) and b ) were read in the context of c ) Iran ’ s increasingly bellicose position towards American interests in Iraq , including the attack that killed a U . S . contractor and the recent protest outside the American embassy .", "5 . But as one source put it a ) + b ) + c ) is hardly evidence of an imminent attack on American interests that could kill hundreds , as the White House has since claimed . The official describes the reading of the intelligence as an illogical leap .", "6 . One official described the planning for the strike as chaotic . The official says that following the attack on an Iraqi base which killed an American contractor circa Dec . 27 , Trump was presented a menu of options for how to retaliate . Killing Suleimani was the “ far out option ”", "7 . Trump chose a more moderate option which involved the Dec . 29 strikes on the positions of an Iranian-backed militia . Then came the protest at the gates of the US embassy in Baghdad : ", "8 . It was after the embassy protests that the president , according to one US official , chose the Suleimani option , but the problem at that point in time is that American intelligence did not know his precise whereabouts . They scrambled to locate him , says the official .", "9 . According to the official , the strike on Suleimani was pulled together so quickly that initially the US was not sure PMF leader Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis was in the convoy . He was also killed and is also viewed as an Iranian proxy : ", "10 . Since the strike , Iran has convened its national security chiefs . Chatter intercepted by American intelligence indicates they ’ re considering a range of options . Cyberattacks , attacks on oil facilities and American personnel and diplomatic outposts have all been cited so far .", "11 . But among the “ menu options ” that I had not heard before were : ( 1 ) kidnapping and execution of American citizens . ( This might explain why the State Department has ordered the evacuation of all US citizens in Iraq , not just government and embassy employees ) . ", "12 . Another is attacks on American diplomatic and military outposts not just in Iraq , Lebanon and Syria , but as far afield as UAE and Bahrain . The official I spoke to was particularly concerned for American troops stationed in Iraq , some of whom are co-located with Shia militias", "13 . How does this impact the war against ISIS ? I turned to @USER for insight . He ’ s studied Iraq since the 1990s . What he told me is that months before the strike that killed Suleimani , the tensions with Iran had already degraded America ’ s ability to fight ISIS in Iraq :", "14 . In 2019 , America has been denied airspace and access to operations in Iraq to go after ISIS at the behest of Iran-backed groups . The US has also been told to stop communicating with Sunni tribes . These are important setbacks that have already weakened the US ’ posture in Iraq", "15 . “ It ’ s all been downhill , ” @USER told me , in terms of America ’ s access to the ISIS battlespace in recent months due to Iranian pressure on Iraqi officials . One upshot ? US special operations forces have been on the offensive in Diyala , Nineveh and Kirkuk provinces", "16 . A likely outcome of the recent strike is that small , out-of-the-way outposts for special operations forces will be deemed too vulnerable and will be eliminated . Fighting ISIS is no longer the priority if the outer wall of the US embassy is being attacked .", "17 . Before I go back to the pool let me just say the obvious : No one ’ s trying to downplay Suleimani ’ s crimes . The question is why now ? His whereabouts have been known before . His resume of killing-by-proxy is not a secret . Hard to decouple his killing from the impeachment saga ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Netflix Please release the beautiful soundtrack of #TheWitcherNetflix Ending song in Episode 5 is ... Thank You for a #show", "context": ["Everything you need to know about The Witcher in 60 seconds ", "@USER What I NEED to know is when and where I can buy the original score because OMGAWD @USER did an EARGASMIC job ! !", "@USER @USER Ha ! Thank you for the kind words ! ! ! 🙏 🙏 🙏 No eta on the soundtrack at the moment . We have the soundtrack ready to go . Ask Netflix to release it since our hands are tied ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh yes ! I love a good , mad brainstorming session ! I am secretly about a strapline I thought of for promoting ( now defunct ) neighbourhood action panels : ' Want to help your neighbourhood ? Have a NAP ' It was not taken up . Still sad 😔", "context": ["Day 8 of #31DaysOfCreativity : divergent thinking : alternative uses for a scarf . Thanks to Days 1-6 , I went ' hmmm ' & @USER searched for a line drawing to copy . Decided to draw 🤔 instead as #easy but search also turned up Hmmm by @USER on @USER 😀 ", "@USER @USER @USER Brilliant mind map and very comprehensive coverage of scarf usage . 👌 🧣 ", "@USER @USER @USER That's very kind of you to say & thank you also for your lovely gif ! Just sad I didn't think of : • 3 - legged tie • tow rope • escape rope • ' horse ' reins • dog lead • sling • shopping bag • backpack • blindfold which were only obvious after I peeked at #31DaysOfCreativity", "@USER @USER That ’ s interesting . I guess what that proves is that we can create so much on our own , but when we collaborate and share ideas our creativity sky rockets ! What do you reckon @USER ? 😃 💭 🚀 💡 💥"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER If Saudi was fighting with Yemen , as you suggest , it wouldn't be a proxy war , it would just be a war", "context": ["I'm not pro-Iran , I'm pro-Iranian sovereignty . As someone that has argued pro-British sovereignty for the last few years , it would be hypocritical of me to do anything else . Any UK position that undermines Iranian sovereignty , is counter-productive to our own sovereignty .", "@USER It's a shame Iran doesn't recognise the sovereignty of others in the region , instead it uses them for proxy wars How many more need to starve in Yemen before something is done The Iranians would be obliterated by a war with the US , they know it . But they also need to save face", "@USER Proxy wars , against whom ? Iran isn't at war with Yemen . Saudi Arabia ( with US backing ) is . Talk about a proxy war ! The notion Iran would be obliterated by an ineffective force like the US , against Iran's geography and regional guerrilla experience is laughable .", "@USER Ok let's start with your first point , yes Saudi is fighting a proxy war in Yemen ... but weird thing about wars , there is usually more than one side 🙄 The other side is Iran ", "@USER Second point Iran has no airforce and no tanks ... so yes obliterated "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER not all of us are Evil some of us are against it BUT we are shut off even when we are signed for the Universe I am One of those who refused to shut up - - Q", "context": ["For those who doubt satanism in Hollywood and music . In a Feb . 28 , 1982 Waco Tribune-Herald interview Eagles ' manager , Larry Salter , admitted the Eagles were involved with the Church of Satan . The band later described this as their , \" Satanic period . \" Hotel California Cover . ", "@USER I just deleted the eagles album from my phone .", "@USER @USER I have to go through my vinyl collection . I know many albums will wind up in the garbage . I think I'm ready to say good bye ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER it is too obvious that this was orgnised crime to date 183 arrested Organised crime ... and say it by SICK HUMANS making money of Brainwashed sheep - GSoros ! ! Q", "context": ["The Australian fires were not caused by “ climate change . ” ", "@USER They are just running . How does this prove they were lighting fires ? 😳", "@USER @USER Put your question to Rachael Dexter , the journalist at ' The Age ' who penned the article . Anyone who recognises the runners ' urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 . '", "@USER @USER @USER If you read the article a little closer , you'll notice that it was written in 2018 ... so not exactly damning proof of the cause of the 2020 bushfire season ...", "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely . But perhaps a pointer to firestarter identity ? Which , if ethnicity / religion / political allegiance IS playing a part , the #NWO crowd will most definitely not want the rest of to know about ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm cheesy like that . to use words others don't in this day and time .", "context": ["Prob at the intelligence office on line 7 on the phone with another clown named Bill . - - ", "@USER @USER Hang on there , I am not on the phone", "@USER @USER First of all , I'm white , I'll never get a job there . Secondly I'm an American , and thirdly I'm a white American .", "@USER @USER So is the Bill I was actually referring too . WASP male in the clown gov mule category . Traced this clown back to a 🏠 Echo Lane TN years back in Sept 09 . Good thing you aren't that Bill . Way Cool . 😉", "@USER @USER LOL , thanks , I'm not . Not really a Billy or Will either . Maybe , ahhhhhh , Willbilly ?", "@USER @USER Thats funny . That other Bill I was refering 2 ties 2 a WILL and a go get em clown fraud attitude he's in trouble for . Poor guy's a Match to a real loser . Couldn't get nailed in woodshop . He's a real peach . But that's expected from the clown agency though . I do ... know .", "@USER @USER He's got a few names he goes by online ... part of the cover . One if my fave is a CA area code burner phone & a 👳 WILL McCubbins handle . A real tomcat w the names . 🎣 😆 😆", "@USER @USER I'm to straightforward for all that . I call them as I see em . Not a popular stance . Hurt a lot of ppl . I grew up in Construction and for the first 5 years you were just called dumbshit . Now , OMG , jail sentence for causing global warming when the snowflakes melt if I do", "@USER @USER Yeah I'm a tell it like is Jack type personality too . Snowflakes are dips trying to stand in the breadline whilst mooching off others . They come in Dem & Repub excited circles . This Bill has a NC Mark he's pals with in their network of family biz ops . Mo money is their motto .", "@USER @USER Whilst , beautiful word , seldom used . I'm in GA , just one business , Construction , intern the hard way"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I love you all Patriots . You have always felt it . Together we are strong . Nothing can divide us . Where we go One , we go all . God bless you . God bless @USER . God bless Q . God bless America and the whole world . #QAnon 🇦 🇺 🇺 🇸 🇦 #WWG1WGA #Winning", "context": ["You have felt it all your life . That a small number run the world . That it was all too big to ever solve ( or even prove ) , but you knew it , you always felt it . Never did you imagine it would all be exposed in your lifetime . Then DJT spoke YOUR mind in debates & was elected .", "Then you were kind of afraid . Was he the real deal . Then he visited Saudi . Have I been hoodwinked again by a Mogul . Then Saudi purged their traitors . You felt a spark of light . Then NK was being brought in from the cold and your light grew a little more . The economy grew .", "Then factories and jobs responded to his ‘ Magic Wand ’ and you began to feel it all changing . Maybe he is the real deal and finally Good is Winning . You always knew Good should Win , but it had been a long time since you saw it happen . Then Q caught your attentions & BOOM 💥", "Your light began to explode in your gut . All your dots began to connect . All your concerns and thoughts were zooming around your heart and mind showing you that you were always right . You had always been right since you were a child & now you could see it all shining through .", "Your love of Nation swelled . Your love of God swelled . Your love of @USER swelled . Your determination to see [ them ] fail once and for all exploded within you . You read , researched , and spread the news and you became brave and proud to be a part of the new future arriving ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for putting me on your #AwesomeList with all your #AwesomeFriends and I wish you an day ! ", "context": ["Question , #WritingCommunity . Do you include a quote at the beginning of a book ? My latest : Never put your faith in a Prince . When you require a miracle , trust in a Witch . — Catherynne M . Valente How about you ? @USER @USER @USER #Writers #writer ", "@USER @USER @USER Thx Chrissy ! David put down his cigarette as he ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for adding me ! ! ! going spread this love to"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER thanks for joining my friend hope you get to feeling better soon #Peace & #Balance", "context": ["live #streaming on #Twitch starting now & going till ... ? I'm a #TwitchAffiliate Got ? link @USER for for many FREEBIES as well as a FREE monthly SUB :) continuing come through y'all Happy Sunday Funday ! ", "@USER @USER @USER hey y'all #Sunday #PuffPuffPass #GoodVibes 🌿 🐝 💨 let's connect 💚 ✌ ️ ️ been MIA took a bit of a spill Winters are hard wanted to touch base let folks know I'm still kicking & to all Be Kind As Ya Flower Fam ", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m so glad to see you JP 😀 You called a #puffpuffpass 💚 I ’ m fighting some flu-like symptoms 🤧 BUT it ’ s just past 4:20 so Let ’ s smoke 🌬 💨 #StayLifted "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#DailySketch Day 11 : 1 : #Metapod 2 : #Karanya ( true looks , she is a colorblind shapeshifter ) 3 : ( ) 4 : ", "context": ["#DailySketch and #DailySketchChallenge-thread ! I'll try to post all my sketches in this thread for easy finding :) won't post my old drawings for my OC because of only 4 images a post . Follow my for the original art !", "Day 6 : #Charizard ( #Pokemon ) , #Kim ( version 2 ) , ( ) and with . Doing great with my ! ", "Day 7 : #DailySketch 1 : #Squirtle 2 : #Dawna ( sketch says Vira , I always mix those two up XD ) 3 : ( ) 4 : from ( @USER ) in a , because I wanted to ", "#DailySketch Day 9 : 1 : #Blastoise ( He is hard tot draw ! ) 2 #Gwen ( original art is not available , sorry . She had long hair underneath that cap ) 3 : ( ) 4 : Random "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are a #soul who brings the fragrance of #compassion into a hungry for . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You are a child of #God . You are wonderfully made , dearly loved , and precious in his sight . Before #God made you , he knew you . There is no one else like you ! #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER You don't need to validate you . You are beautifully made you are child of God . Live the life the way that is right to you . Celebrate ur uniqueness . Know that you matter you are special you are important you are loved you are needed . Don't let anyone tell you be different .", "@USER @USER @USER YOU are your own creator of your own garden . Plant #kindness and #compassion . Water with and And you will enjoy all the days of your ", "@USER @USER @USER Listen to the sound within silence Feel the movement within stillness Know the unity within soulitude #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER The most valuable real estate is the space you occupy in others people ’ s heart #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Our greatest strength lies in the gentleness and tenderness of our #heart #Rumi #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER An awake #heart is like a sky that pours #light #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER is not an emotion , it is your very existance #Rumi #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m in the moment and the moment is #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER Amen 🙏 I believe 💜 Thank you Earth Angel for your LOVE and light-work ☀ ️ 🌞 Wish you a great and fulfilling year and always , where get to see your impact ( ripple ) and look back and say Abba , Father , look what you've done thru me 💗 #KeepShining ️", "@USER @USER @USER Follow the path your #heart has embraced and you ’ ll arrive at the place your #soul calls home #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER Body is purified by water , self is purified by tears , intellect is purified by knowledge , and the soul is purified with #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "my older dog bit my friends dog when he attacked her and gave him a puncture wound and he had to go to the vet for it", "context": ["i took a nap for 2 hours and the world exploded while i was asleep .", "my therapist texted me that i owe her for a missed appointment that happened while i was having a medical episode #dope", "i got called by the sub manager but she gave the job to someone else but also has me on call for last minute absences #yeet"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And Alex ... if you join the videos are built in . No need to go looking #CoachJohn and #CoachSam are there for you . It ’ s", "context": ["Happy New Year ! Come join us in our annual @USER #PeakStreak 2020 ! 20 min activity 20 days Walk / run / cycle / read / meditate / write its your challenge . PDF of 20 mini workouts , link below 💪 @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER It's already not looking good for me , I had to google what is a body-weight squat and what is a push up ! ! ! Maybe walking is more appropriate ( I know what that is 🤣 )", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s start with what you know . You ’ ll learn as you go ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Did Iran attack US Embassy ? Could be more #SolidInformation from the same #SpecialSolidSources that provided #SolidInformation of the ? Proven believing all they're told .", "context": ["Armed Forces ’ internal investigation has concluded that regrettably missiles fired due to human error caused the horrific crash of the Ukrainian plane & death of 176 innocent people . Investigations continue to identify & prosecute this great tragedy & unforgivable mistake . #PS752", "@USER How can ur forces shoot down a commercial airliner ? This is not an error . The intentions were clear . It's a Crime .", "@USER @USER @USER Totally agree , Trump had no Right to murder / assassinate / kill as he pleases ...", "@USER @USER @USER Iran had no right to attack the us embassy , before they attacked , trump toled iran to stay away , and iran didnt listen , then trump avenged those americans that died in the attack , now thats the act of terrorism , its not terrorism if the man didnt listen to you and attacked you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER John 3 ; 16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son , that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life . 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world , but to save the world through him .", "context": ["New to #QAnon #GreatAwakening #WWG1WGA ? It is an overwhelming eye opener to the EVIL in our World.Say the name of Jesus he will comfort you during this process of exposure . God is carefully planning-What part do you Play ? Could the Dig.Soldiers be the Army in Joel ?", "@USER Do not look to Q for salvation , or for heaven on earth . \" And it shall come to pass , that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be delivered : for in mount Zion and in Jerusalem shall be deliverance , as the Lord hath said , and in the remnant whom the Lord shall call . \"", "@USER Q is not salvation ... Q is exposing , after Exposure we need Jesus if we don't have him yet .", "@USER Jesus saves : \" Put not your trust in princes , nor in the son of man , in whom there is no help . His breath goeth forth , he returneth to his earth ; in that very day his thoughts perish . Happy is he that hath the God of Jacob for his help , whose hope is in the Lord his God ... \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In 2019 , the @USER #TunstallArrow site was named @USER Regeneration Project of the Year 🤩 ? You bet 👍 With all this happening , hardly surprising it ’ s one of the most successful Enterprise Zones in the country ... #stokeisontheup ", "context": ["This morning it ’ s #CeramicValley Enterprise Zone project board . “ It ’ s more than a project , it ’ s a modern take on our way of life . Bringing forward today ’ s technologies from the ground beneath our feet ... ” It ’ s also my baby 💕 , a project I have led from inception 😍", "#CeramicValley is a simple concept ; ➡ ️ 6 sites along the A500 in #StokeonTrent & Newcastle-under-Lyme ➡ ️ mixed ownership , developers & public sector partners ➡ ️ bringing together potential around ceramics , automotive supply chain & energy opportunities #Stokeisontheup", "Since 2015 , #CeramicValley has ✅ secured 2,000 jobs ✅ regenerated 89Ha of brownfield , some derelict for 40 + yrs ✅ become home to 17 new businesses ✅ received £ 160m of investment ( public & private ) ✅ over 73 % occupation of current development build #stokeisontheup"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The commandment we have from him is this : those who love God must love their brothers & sisters also 1 John 4:21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #verseoftheday #todaysreading ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER He gives #power to the weak & strengthens the weary #Isaiah 40:29 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER but if we #walk in the #light as he himself is in the light we have fellowship with one another , & the blood of #Jesus his Son cleanses us from all sin 1 1:7 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER & the #Lord will become #king over all the #earth ; on that day the Lord will be one & his name one 14:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now who will harm you if you are eager to do what is good ? 1 #Peter 3:13 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Now #faith is the assurance of things hoped for , the conviction of things not seen #Hebrews 11:1 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER If anyone acknowledges that #Jesus is the Son of #God , God lives in them & they in God 1 #John 4:15 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Beloved , I #pray that all may go well with you & that you may be in good #health , just as it is well with your #soul 3 1:2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t store up treasures on #earth , that are consumed & thieves steal ; Store up treasures in #heaven , that cant be consumed or stolen . For where your treasure is , there your heart will be also #Matthew 6:19- 21 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER We know by this , that he laid down his #life for us — & we ought to lay down our lives for one another 1 John 3:16 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible ", "@USER @USER @USER Enter his gates with #thanksgiving , & his courts with #praise . Give thanks to him , bless his name #Psalms 100:4 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER God did not send the Son into the world to condemn the world , but in order that the world might be saved through him John 3:17 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER For by #grace you have been saved through #faith , & this is not your own doing ; it is the #gift of — not the result of works , so that no one may boast 2:8- 9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER But when you give alms , do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing #Matthew 6:3 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER Why are you cast down , O my #soul , & why are you disquieted within me ? #Hope in #God ; for I shall again him , my & my God 42:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Entering the house they saw the child with #Mary his #mother & they knelt down & paid him homage . Then opening their #treasure chests , they gave him gifts of , frankincense & myrrh 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Glory to #God in the highest #heaven , and #peace to his people on ! ” 2:14 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior , who is the Messiah , the Lord Luke 2:11 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #christmas #merrychristmas #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER But to all who received him , who believed in his name , he gave #power to become children of #God #John 1:12 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER O sing to the Lord a new song , for he has done marvelous things . His right hand & his holy arm have gotten him victory . The Lord has made known his victory ; he has revealed his vindication in the sight of the nations #Psalms 98:1- 2 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible #pray ", "@USER @USER @USER God's was revealed among us in this way : #God sent his only Son into the world so that we might live through him 1 John 4:9 🙏 🙌 ☝ ️ ✝ ️ #bible "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER IGNORE and don't feed the #trolls . #Self is the most important love . #loveyourself", "context": ["Alberto's story is NOT only about Technology ... A man who truly cares about those arround him ... @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER well , thats something that your brain generated when reading that ... poetic ... i am not a poet , so neurotrasmitters can play tricks on us ... im an introtrovert person who cannot stablish a conversation with others due to some medical condition .", "@USER @USER @USER it was you sir ... serotonin is making you have an altered view of things ... you started .", "@USER @USER @USER What I really meant is , that you started interacting with me Good luck with your medical condition", "@USER @USER @USER Is it more narcissistic for him to love himself first after all hes been through or you randomly setting a narrative ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes #SpreadLove ... Love and #Kindness are Never Wasted ... #BeKind Sprinkle a little Wherever you go ... 💜 ❤ Thanks Kriti ... God bless you 🙏 🌷 😊 ", "context": ["Practice kindness . Be empathetic . Build bridges . #MustRead my article #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER So true . We are beings of Love . vibrate in the frequencies of love . #Compassion ", "@USER @USER @USER True .. We are all being of \" Love those who love you . Love those who love you not . Love those who hate you . Love those who hate you not . Love them until they love you back , and when they love you back , LOVE THEM MORE ! \" Heard the sometime back & loved it ! #WednesdayThoughts "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Quinn for putting me on your #AwesomeList and I wish you an day ", "context": ["I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend ! I'd like to send out #MondayMorning mentions to some fab people in the #WritingCommunity ✍ ️ @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you SJ ! You are awesome ! <3 I will add : <3", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Shenae , More Wonderful Friends to Follow 👇 🏻 📖 🖋 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓇𝓈 ℱ𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈 🍹 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I saw George Michael solo and fact I know every word to Listen Without Prejudice Vol 2 by heart ! ❤ ️", "context": ["@USER Blasting Rush right now and just torn up .", "@USER @USER In 6th grade , my bf wanted to know the lyrics to Tom Sawyer which were not on the liner notes . So I played , on a record payer kids ( google ) and longhand wrote the entire lyrics out on paper ( also google , lol ) Confession , I thought modern-day warrior was Monday warrior , lol 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER It took over 3 hours but thankfully my 12 year old schedule was wide open ! 😂 😂 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER Aww the days of handwritten lyrics and mixed tapes as presents ♥ ️ ♥ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Decades later I still think Monday warrior holds up 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ Sing it 🎤 A Monday warrior Mean , mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer Mean , mean pride It works , right ? ! Lol 😂", "@USER @USER @USER I love how my delusional mis-listening tween-self has me convinced I was a 12 y / o song writing prodigy . Memory is so kind that way , lol 😂", "@USER @USER @USER I had a friend who thought the line from Careless Whisper “ guilty feet ‘ ain ’ t got no rhythm ” was “ guilty guilty dancing on a river ” 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Actually * listening to the lyrics of a George Michael song may be an indication of much deeper issues ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And driven by #closed #mindsets no #heart or & & I acknowledge and pay my respect to the original owners of these sacred lands and waterways", "context": ["How much of the planet ( if any ) do we leave untouched by human \" development \" , ... for the benefit of other life ? It's time to consider some big #ethical questions . #RedefiningGrowth ", "@USER We can live in hope ? And how much of the earth ’ s stored energy and raw materials is each person entitled to is another question on my mind .", "@USER Unfortunately our economists & politicians are far too consumed by their lust for \" growth \" to consider any more meaningful thoughts ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It is I . The Messiah . King of Israel . King of the Jewish . Here on Earth to save the Souls of all my Children . #messiah #kingofisrael #israel", "context": ["Venezuela's @USER : We have sworn to fortify participative democracy , revolutionary democracy ; democracy in which the people can actively participate ", "@USER @USER : The support of the Venezuelan people has been essential to oppose the U . S . attacks and sanctions . ", "@USER @USER @USER is being used in South America to Destabilize All of South America . The goal is a One World Govt .", "@USER @USER @USER Doing everything to prove you are a conspiracy theory nut ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And he said something FEW senators would ever say , that Sen . Barbara Lee voted correctly , when he was WRONG ! GUTS & INTEGRITY ! You would NEVER see Reid admit that she was WRONG on something as IMPORTANT as the Afghanistan vote ! 😝", "context": [". @USER Poll : 45 % of #Iowa Democrats say they could be persuaded to support someone else . #AMJoy ", "@USER @USER Bernie is the only one who hasn't flip-flopped on any of his positions . He is the strongest candidate running and the only one poised to defeat Donald Trump . No other base of supporters rivals the movement that Bernie Sanders has behind him . #BernieOrBust #TrumpFearsBernie", "@USER @USER @USER He admitted openly and clearly that he was wrong for voting for the 2001 AUMF . . . and it was sincere and refreshing ! It best kind of \" flip-flop \" : changing one's mind when new evidence comes to light ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "All my love and support to this wonderful woman @USER people took away your choice to come out but you have dealt with this so beautifully and so strong ! You are a great inspiration for so many ! #nikkitutorials #translivesmatter #inspiration", "context": ["Idk if it ’ s just due to me following almost 100 % lgbt + supporters / people but all this love for @USER that I ’ ve seen is truly astounding and makes me feel sooo happy", "@USER is the perfect example of trans people being people and that we shouldn ’ t have to be defined by the label . Don ’ t get me wrong I take pride in my trans label but it is not everything to me .", "Nikkie showed us that trans people can go out and be happy and successful people just like any other person we trans people are no different and had she not been forced people would never have known which is more often then not the case", "Trans people are all around you we always have been and always will be . We are normal people who have multiple layers . We are not pedophiles sneaking into bathrooms . We did not make this choice .", "This is who we are . We didn ’ t ask to make life so much harder . Trans women of color are the most targeted group . There are so many trans deaths that are overlooked and my hope is that thanks to Nikkies courage people might look at trans people differently and more openly"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #tech at #CES : technology from lets you type on your desk ! ", "context": ["Surprise ! @USER unveiling , of all things , a car at #CES2020 is definitely a sign of changing times .. #ElectricVehicles #automotive ", "@USER To show how #automotive #experience can be transformed with 33 CMOS sensors inside & out , 360 ˚ Reality Audio , #PlayStation5 & other @USER technologies , here is , the stunning at ", "Semiconductor manufacturing equipment automation solution over QuEST #IoT platform for #Industry40 #IIoT @USER at ", "Are you in charge of engineering R & D of a product company looking for ideas to digitally transform your product portfolio at #CES ? Head to @USER booth no 1909 at #CES2020 for a one stop solution to your needs ", "Visit @USER booth 1909 at #CES2020 to watch in action the cross industry #IoT platform that sport latest advances in #cloud , , , , , , to implement use cases ranging from , , , "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "14 / I believe the emperor #represents our #ego , that thing that tries to cage everything in and around #us .", "context": ["1 / I remember this #story about a #nightingale who was the most beautiful and sought-after bird in the whole kingdom . Its voice was so #melodious that fishermen and maids stopped whatever they were doing and listened intently to the nightingale ’ s song .", "2 / One day , the kingdom ’ s emperor hears about the #nightingale , and he becomes incensed at knowing that a simple bird can usurp him with its voice .", "3 / Stung in his #pride , he asks his first lord to go and fetch the bird so he can see for #himself what is it about its #voice that is so special .", "4 / The first lord #fearfully scourges the land wide to find the #nightingale himself , for the Emperor threatens to have him trampled to death if he fails . At last , he finds the bird deep in the forest ,", "5 / The nightingale #agrees , and shows up at court . The emperor sheds moving tears upon hearing the bird ’ s singing #voice ; this gesture greatly #touches the nightingale ’ s heart .", "6 / Wanting to hear the bird #sing some more for himself , the emperor #builds him a golden cage and gives him servants . Servants attach the bird ’ s left leg to them as they care for him .", "7 / One day , the #emperor receives a #present . It is a mechanical nightingale adorned with diamonds and sparkling jewels . The #mechanical bird pleases him greatly , for it seems to sing perfectly every note at the ’ s wimp .", "8/ Feeling the emperor ’ s #attention drawn #elsewhere , the nightingale sees his chance to be free once again and he #returns to live in the forest .", "9 / Some time later , the #mechanical nightingale breaks down . Sad and depressed , the emperor becomes greatly #ill .", "10 / On his death bed , he #remembers the nightingale who once #soothed his aching heart . Crying , he prays for its return with all his heart . The #nightingale hears his plea and comes in the middle of the night , sitting on a branch outside his bedroom .", "11 / The emperor is so grateful to hear the bird ’ s voice again that he asks the nightingale to never leave his side again .", "12 / The nightingale agrees on one condition : being free . In return , it will visit with the emperor and sing its love song .", "13 / Let me #ask you , What do you #believe is the nightingale ’ s #story about ? I ’ d like to offer you the following suggestion : What if the nightingale represents our inner ? If that ’ s the case , Who or what does the emperor represent ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Totally the opposite ! Actually , people that knows recognizes his telegraphs from the past . A loser doesn't became a overnight ! ", "context": ["Attack by #Iran serious but nowhere near as dangerous as attacks #Soleimani was planning . They decided to hit 2 bases they knew were fortified , resulting in no US or coalition loss of life . If this is full response it shows @USER actions succeeded in restoring deterrence .", "@USER @USER Stop finding excuses and justification for a failed administration ! Do the Job you sworn under oath to protect and defend the constitution ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Pres Trump is doing the opposite of BHO appeasements and BHO aid to terrorists . Therefore , unlike the man you supported , President Trump IS fulfilling his oath to protect and defend not only the Constitution but the people of the United States #NoMoreWars #NoBenghazi"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh please do I ’ m sure they are one of the best types of dogs to get a hug from 😍", "context": ["Here ’ s a ‘ paw-some ’ break from #GE2020 ! These beautiful Bernese Mountain dogs are a familiar sight on our #Glasnevin campus - but rarely seen as a Fab Four ! Elvis , King , Ghandi & Gilbert were out for a stroll with owners Winnie & Eamon . Check out Ghandi ’ s paw close up ! #DogsofDCU ", "@USER @USER @USER please tell me you have met these handsome boys", "@USER @USER @USER We ’ ll put in a word for you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh my god , look how productive we are", "context": ["Agak sedih tapi yaudah lah ya mau gimana lagi", "@USER Thank you so much , that's so kind of you 😢", "@USER Keep smiling , okay ? I don't like to see my mutuals being sad .", "@USER I'm trying my best , but I'm not promising you anyting", "@USER It's okay , Timmy . You can do it slowly , it's okay . You can knock on my DM if you need someone to talk to .", "@USER Appreciate it . And yup , all do it if I have something to talk to or something happend !", "@USER can't sleep , maybe in 1 or 2 hours I will . Hbu ? Why are you still awake ?", "@USER I'd slept last night when you aksed . Good morning by the way !", "@USER I don't have enough sleep I guess . How about you ?", "@USER I thought you were sleep for nine hours - it's good but I think I need more", "@USER I already awake at 6 AM ... Do you have any activity today ?", "@USER Oop , my bad . Yup , and that's include eat , play some game , eat again , or maybe sleep again who knows 😌", "@USER Mine are just sleep , online in twitter , and eat :)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER She ’ s a fav author . Her participation was vital . Debts repaid are important . Hwevr , what we continue to look back at & yell about tends to stay active & define us . Equity , freedom & justice are empowering ideas to move toward . We need inspiration not more railing against .", "context": ["Public housing residents should not be forced to live in unhealthy and unsafe conditions . The Green New Deal for Public Housing I introduced with @USER will ensure that public housing residents in Durham and across America live in safe homes . ", "@USER @USER I ’ m high on the liberal scale , but there ’ s a difference between a leg up and a free ride ... pretty sure satisfaction does not reside in all out handouts . Not voting Sanders .", "@USER @USER @USER They said , \" no one should live in unhealthy , unsafe living conditions . \" And , from that , you got , \" free ride . \" You are racist .", "@USER @USER @USER A lot of personalizing of policy and writing folks off as racists . You get your vote & I get mine . That the beauty of democracy . I hope we can all finally come together to whoever gets nominated & work to both help folks out that need it & empower one another beyond this mess .", "@USER @USER @USER More deflection on your part . Typical . I didn't personalize anything . Racism is policy . You should read and learn about it . Maybe you'd stop being racist , but I won't hold my breath . I'm voting for the candidate who gives black people \" free rides . \" I don't care what you do .", "@USER @USER @USER Have either of you listened to Marianne Williamson ? Not as a candidate , but she makes it very clear reparations are not handouts they are debts owed . She ’ s talking about love , democracy and fairness for all . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER All I said was that we should be careful generalizing , I firmly believe a Majority of people , from all races , religoen and creeds just want to coexist whiteout of fear or hate , we can start here but the government needs to reunite is , black or white this is all our home", "context": ["@USER @USER Don't mind if I don't , thanks all the same . Just the other day you were gloating about all the new work opportunities , you racist cartoon had produced . Now you're back with cap in hand . Tsek .", "@USER @USER @USER Hands up all in the twittersphere who has “ donated ” to poor Jerms “ cause ” 😂 #IsThisWokeBegging #AskHelen 😂", "@USER @USER @USER More than you would be able can count , I hear Canada is lovely this time of year , enjoy it and let us worry about what ’ s going on around here", "@USER @USER @USER Ah yes ... the ol “ you in Canada do you have no more say as a SA citizen ” comment . 😂 Nope , never heard that one before #NotSurprised Seeing as you in the know , did this “ Jerm supporter ” also donate ? #AskingForAFriend 😁 ", "@USER @USER @USER I doubt it , it seems like this commentator , would rather use his money for therapy , we can all pull examples from every group that has a idiot like that , we aren ’ t all one track minded , don ’ t generalize to create your own narrative , no one can really control who comments what", "@USER @USER @USER Ps . As the administrator of a FB page , when the numerous racist comments are brought to your attention and you fail to act ... you become complicit . So pls dont come with some tired wishy washy “ no control ” excuse", "@USER @USER @USER See how it works , once someone reports this to FB , they automatically suspend the page , before Jerm can react to this it isn ’ t whisky washy as you would hope it ’ s fact , fact I know isn ’ t your forte , you just want a voice , a voice to make it appear all whites in sa are racist", "@USER @USER @USER Come now , i never said all whites are racist . Now you just making things up . 😂 Now on Jerms FB page ... theres another story . And he clearly states that he will allow the speech no matter the content because he does not believe in censoring"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great Info , Thanks ... And you are right most folks would say good #Rosin is wasted on edibles . I'll try it for the experience , knowledge and ✌ ️ 💚", "context": ["#EZ , is our squish considered to be decarboxylated ? Can I just whip some into melted butter for toast @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Decarb will only be partial at best . You can decarb to use it to infuse , but is a whole other process . Ya gotta hold it at temp in a silicone cup for a while to fully decarb", "@USER @USER @USER I'll need to find a bigger silicone container , Thanks I have 4 grams I'd like to use ... How much butter you you suggest", "@USER @USER @USER Using rosin to make edibles seems like a waste go buy some winterized fully activated distillate . You've got a baseline of roughly 1000mgs per Gram 4 grams of distillate would make roughly 40 100mg edibles etc"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#Mybody #2020PersonalFitnessGoal this year is to be happy , healthy & serve with joy #IAmEnough ! Flawsome 🇿 🇼 ", "context": ["#2020PersonalFitnessGoal I have started taking my tea without sugar simply because I'm too sweet 😊 If you happen to make me a cup of tea ☕ please don't add sugar to my tea . Thanks to @USER for the challenge 😉 #SweetFlawsome #MyDisabilityFitnessGoal 🇿 🇼", "#2020PersonalFitnessGoal I have started working on my #thighs again . When you have a #disability body politics is a major issue on your body & don't listen to negative opinions . Do what is best for yourself 🇿 🇼 ", "#2020PersonalFitnessGoal My hands & feet play a major part in my daily activity . They interchange roles at times ; my feet become my hands 😉 that's #disability culture for you #SweetFlawsome 🇿 🇼 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER idk to be honest everyone should be nice to everyone like me i just want friends and peace in the community 💜 💜 💜 spread not #hate", "context": ["@USER @USER she said this shes telling all simmers too Jessamica 92 i think thejessachannel was talking about how they just ignore and think you are stalking them and that you pretend that you have problems with the sims 2", "@USER @USER i blocked her too and shes still talking about me what should i do ? ? ?", "@USER @USER what will that do ive done that 3 times", "@USER @USER ok . can you talk to ask her why she blocked me because it just happened", "@USER @USER She blocked you because you just defended @USER and she doesn't like him", "@USER @USER @USER oh well tell her ill block him if she'll unblock me to be honest i dont even watch him", "@USER @USER @USER If she blocked you over that , that's not good friend material is it ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's not ! This equation is the #asli #UniversalTruth ! That's why I've made & I & B Minister ! As said a few decades ago ( \" Nothing Official About It \" ) , \" Nothing about it ! \" There's nothing abt", "context": ["I think all the doctors here on twitter should learn from the doctors who treated this girl . She got 16 stitches after being hit by an iron rod badly . Even then the doctor could manage to put only 2/3 visible stitches & all other invisible stitches . Or she is a super human ! ", "@USER Can't people see the cryptic hidden message ? She's saying that she got 2 + 3 = 5 Stitches only ! Either that or she's pledging alliance with the #CONgress , by flashing our #Logo . For her the logo will be the hand that feeds her ! @USER can you investigate this ? #MainoShreeTweets", "@USER @USER @USER I am a mathematician , i can say this equation hold right only for leftists . 🤣 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER One needs a glaring lack of self-awareness to write this 👆 \" for free \" on an infrastructure which core development wouldn't be possible without public funding . SOME blockchain / crypto evangelists miss-characterize distributed governance for no-governance at all . 😆", "context": ["I tried it and couldn't even finish the questions . Every question is just a variation of , \" The Federal Government should intrude into private life a ) some b ) a lot c ) completely \" There are no fundamental differences between the Democratic candidates . None deserve to rule us . ", "@USER Primary school is free . It just isn't enough in the 21 century . Let's upgrade .", "@USER It's not free , it's paid by other people by stealing from them .", "@USER The school part isn't stealing . The forced taking of other peoples ' property in order to pay for it , definitely is .", "@USER @USER You are mistaken dear Erik . It is the using of public goods without paying for it that , definitely is stealing .", "@USER @USER I'm happy to pay for any goods I use , and happy to help other people voluntary when they need help ( sharing ) . I dislike being forced coercively to pay for goods that other people use ( theft ) .", "@USER @USER Which good have u paid for lately and didn't use ? ( Skip the global wars , no one find them useful , oh ... skip the helping part too , no one wants to be at the receiving end ) .", "@USER @USER @USER Public schools , Medicare , welfare , public housing , food stamps , ICE , CIA , FBI , IRS , errr basically all the alphabet agencies . These are all useless to me and paid for with my money ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER is a science of sublimation to #God and happiness to grow must divide . There is no break of ties among those who each other in the #Infinity of #Space and in the of . The like souls magnify constantly sharing their and your gifts to all ", "context": ["BOM DIA MEU AMIGO DEREK TENHA UMA SEXTA INCRÍVEL ", "@USER Good morning my dear friend have an awesome Friday keep safe blessings to you . Lovely photo thank you very much ", "@USER @USER Dear friend Derek , may you have a fantastic day and allways receive the #Divine #Blessings and healthy vibrations . #mother of all heads , up the of your and take away the , the uncertainties , the insecurities .. and in the bathe us with your ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hahahaha Yeah the Imperial is closer to the Mall . About 5 min south of the Travelodge", "context": ["I 100 % rate a hotel on the toilet paper they use . Staying at the sandpaper inn in Medicine Hat . But hey .. what can one expect for $ 70 / night ? ? 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ 2 ⭐", "@USER We had good luck with the Travelodge there . Same price , has a pool with water slide , free breakfast with homemade waffles . Will try to poll the Team on toilet paper !", "@USER This one was very close to the venue my girl had derby at . And was the \" host \" hotel 😉", "@USER I have to admit , I don't know the Sandpaper Inn there - always good to be in the \" host \" hotel , but that toilet paper will be a black mark on them for eternity ! :P", "@USER Haha . I just dubbed it \" Sandpaper Inn \" because of the wonderful TP . It was the Imperial . 😁"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Let you remind yourself once again that good life is based only on the #deeds you perform & the #legacy you decide to leave behind as a result of the mark you made on your world 👑 👑 Stay Blessed ! #rajeshgoyal", "context": ["You become more ravishing , more heavenly , special , honourable & more estimable .. @USER #TuesdayMotivation #ThoughtsAndPrayers", "I do not know whether you will agree or not but it sounds strange to me that why would you like to feel special , more worthy , devout , interesting & more distinctive than others , I mean what needs to be proved & to whom . #quotes #QuoteToPonder #why", "Infact it is not you alone , all of us are wrapped up in this #rat #race in one way or the other . 😂 😂 #YouAreNotAlone", "On the contrary I believe when you are more of your true self & when you stop reacting to others , places , things , events & situations unnecessarily & unreasonably , you become more ravishing , more heavenly , #special , #honourable & more #estimable .", "When you become satisfied with yourself & start feeling happy with your present blessedness then only you find your real , #bliss , #harmony & of your . ", "Remember that more than anything else , you are required to #restore your connection with your #innate well of #ecstasy , , , & that you are born with & use it more & more in your daily life to become more , & fulfilled ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Buddy , Taehyung also won the title himself , like Jk . It's nothing for Taehyung to be brag about . But ur tweet sounded like he should be because he is with the winner when Taehyung himself was the winner 2 yrs back ! U could have worded differently without glorifying one 🙃", "context": ["make way for taekook aka our gorgeous muse and escort ♥ ", "@USER how happy jungkook was and taehyung was so proud having the most handsome man 2019 on his side", "@USER Exactly .. Then why are u glorifying it ? The title i mean .", "@USER huh ? Jungkook is the winner in 2019 . ofc I can do it .. what is so wrong about it ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "part 14 There is always a way to make a satisfying compromise . #Rex #Dangervest #RexDangervest ", "context": ["Idolized Memory au part 1 Lucy had been obsessively looking for Emmet that it became unhealthy for her at one point , her friends had to stop her eventually . She couldn ’ t move on … #Rex #Dangervest #Emmet", "part 2 Asking the queens help she put all her memories away but not forever , if Emmet ever does come back this is the only way bring them back as well .", "part 3 “ I want see him again , hold him hear his cheery voice call my name And when I do find him wont let him out of my sight again ”", "part 4 The spell has left her ditsy as it took a other memories that led up to meeting Emmet … even then she couldn ’ t truly forget .", "part 5 Wyldstyle became a pop star again to distract herself , in her fame she dated but never found the right one . Speaking of dates , her producers have set up a lottery were the winner gets to spend a day with her . #Rex #Dangervest #Lucy ", "part 6 One awful date later and shes obsessing over a guy that clearly doesn ’ t like her , even her friends don ’ t approve , yet here she is right next to him … In a choke hold for some reason . #Rex #Dangervest #Emmet ", "part 7 After the events of tlm 2 Rex comes to existence in his own time line only to find something diffrent going on ... Still hates everyone so far ? #Rex #Dangervest #Emmet ", "Idolized Memory au , The first of many part 9 How the lottery date ended , the Pop star can only take so much before retaliating . Lucy won't be doing dates like this anymore , she will be talking to her producers . “ I never want to even think about that guy again … . * pause * … but … ” ", "Idolized Memory au , Any attempt will be met with failure . part 10 After date event peppy Lucy is going to throw a wrench in to the time travelers plan to live in space alone as bounty hunter . #Rex #Dangervest #Emmet ", "part 11 The Rextol in color If it didn't mysteriously malfunction all the time Rex would have left the Systarian kingdom by now . #Rex #Dangervest #Emmet ", "Idolized memory au , Spiteful Valentine part 12 Rex wants to leave but is unable to , hides in his small malfunctioning ship to avoid the Systarians and the coming holiday but most of all to keep from interacting with Lucy .", "part 13 Hes softening around her , unlike the hatred for his old friends , his grudge just shrinks around the now strangely ditzy pop star ... why ? Now the festivities are on their way and he ’ d like - … he could ruin it for all … But what about Lucy … . ? ? ? What about Lucy ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Virginia . I hope your start was as as mine . Enjoy a #Peaceful and #joyful 2020", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Oh ! You were in Vienna . Good for you . Hope you had a fabulous time Jude", "@USER @USER @USER Magic Simon .. food ... music ... castles .. coffee and Sachertorte ... what could be better ?", "@USER @USER @USER There is just one thing , to be there with us 😉 😉 😉", "@USER @USER @USER We should have met up in #Demels for Kaffee und Sachertorte then on to the Schönbrunn für Mozart und Tanzen ( I went to the winter one ... fabulous ... not allowed to take photos without permission ", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s lovely too Rosa ... the Germanic counties are really helping climate change .. 🤔 they go wild at Christmas .. , like a fairy tale #Vienna ", "@USER @USER @USER And this is where I was born ... family still there ... on the Suffolk coast ... Georgian historical town ... the whole town becomes a #ChristmasMarket ", "@USER @USER @USER Very nice Judy ! Have a wonderful New Year everyone ! 🎆 ❤ 🕊 🎆 ", "@USER @USER @USER Stunning , Rosa , thank you ! Happy Evening and New Year to you and to everyone , too ! ", "@USER @USER @USER This is also stunning . Nice picture . Thanks Carolyn . #HappyNewYear to you as well .", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Sabine , Happy Happy New Year to you and to everyone , too ! Hope it has been FUN and Fantastic for each of you already ! May it only get better ! ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You are an awesome human being . This will stay with them as will you . #faith #DoingTheRightThing", "context": ["The young woman was speaking thru a Mandarin interpreter . She started walking back toward the jail cells . Officers turned her around & pointed to freedom . Head down she walked out of court . Turned around to students . Riveted . I pointed out a couple of things from those 2 minutes :", "1 . Notice how she had her retinas scanned before she was brought up ? State surveillance . 2 . Most charged w / prostitution are sex workers who want agency or human trafficking victims . Why arrest / prosecute at all ? 3 . 9/10 judges would have granted dismissal . Justice is arbitrary .", "I know theyre 5th graders . But responses & thoughtfulness earlier earned real talk on difficult subjects . They got it . \" Jail doesn't help people that are already victims . \" \" But she [ the judge ] seemed so nice earlier . \" \" What happens now ? \" Hands raising right & left . But next case :", "Man charged w / assault in second degree . Prosecution consented to his release . Lessons : * Prosecutors have a lot of power . * When they decide to let someone to go home , judge will release them . Doesn't matter the charges . They could stop pretrial detention today if they wanted to .", "Hand raised . Girl who hadnt spoken . \" The ppl really seem to like their public defenders . \" Told them how impt it is to build trust w / ppl you represent & vice-versa . How everyone has so much in common w / each other even if we couldnt seem more different . How difficult it often is .", "Young girl lead out next . Robbery charge for stealing jewelry from cousin during fight . Prosecution again consents to release ( good on them ) . But requests , as always , a stay away order . Colleague raises issues that may arise at family functions . Judge allows incidental contact .", "Lessons : ( 1 ) Again , power of prosecutors to limit jail ( good ) . ( 2 ) Prosecutors power to not charge the highest possible charge as they did here knowing that it really is no more than a family fight ( bad ) . ( 3 ) The impact that orders of protection can have , esp on family members .", "Last case students saw : Charge of 1st degree robbery . Claim : Client pretended to have firearm in pocket . Stole chain & money from someone in store . Prosecution requested $ 25k bail . A woman in the audience cried out at the amount . The students all looked . Whispers : \" It's his mom . \"", "Colleague first castigated prosecution for bringing up prior cases he brought up should have been sealed bc of his age at the time . Note : Youthful & juvenile offender records supposed to be sealed , but still show up on RAP sheets . Then turned to facts :", "He was just outside & not involved in anything . Thats what put him in police radar for arrest & later lineup . Our office went down to precinct w / him ( already rep him on open lowlevel case thatll be dismissed ) . Requested fair lineup . Colleague had photo of it . It . Was . Not . Fair .", "Colleague showed photo to judge . Started to describe : \" He was only skinny , light-skinned black man . To his right is a hefty white man . \" Judge cut her off . \" This isn't a trial or suppression hearing . \" \" True , but strength of case is relevant to your bail decision . \" ( Shes right ) .", "Colleague proceeded : In close touch with our office . Mother in audience . Can't possibly afford anything close to $ 50k ( note : Mistake above in thread . Prosecution asked for $ 50k ) . Making all current court appearances . Case will go nowhere . \" Please release him . \" Bail set : $ 25k .", "Mom started crying . Walked out . Young man guided back toward the cells behind courtroom . Heard whispers : \" He's going to jail . \" \" Rikers Island . \" Looked & the students were bothered . One girl whispered a question : \" If he needed a public defender , how could he afford $ 25k ? \" Bingo .", "Walked out of court , past mom crying w / his attorney , & sat down on benches . Answered the girl : \" He can't afford $ 25k . Most of my clients can't afford $ 100 . \" Explained bail was supposed to be incentive . Law only allows bail enough to ensure return to court . They were thinking .", "\" Then why did she set bail higher than he could pay if she knew he couldn't afford it ? \" Explained judges are human . Humans driven by fear . Nothing bad could happen to her if he goes to jail . But if she did right , legal thing , she could lose her job if anything bad happened .", "Another girl : \" But if law says you cant do bail higher than they can afford , didn't she just commit a crime ? \" \" No , but she violated state law & Constitution . \" A boy : \" What happens to her then ? \" Me : \" We appeal arguing she ' abused her discretion . ' They usually get denied . \" \" Why ? \"", "\" Because the judges reviewing bail decisions work in the same courts & know her . They work together . How do you think she'd feel if one of our colleagues said she \" abused her discretion . \" \" Really bad . \" \" Remember : Again , all judges are human . All too often , feelings trump law . \"", "Students had hard time wrapping their heads around how judge could just do that & get away w / it . It's hard , frankly , for me to wrap my head around . Explained it's also about incentives . If we celebrate mercy , leniency , rationality more across system , we'd all be better off .", "I mentioned how I never could be a criminal court judge . How I'd never want to be empowered to jail someone . One of the smallest of the kids said : \" Seeing all that * made me want to be a criminal court judge . So that I could have the power to do the right thing . \" Praised him .", "There were a number of other questions . Then time was up . Walked outside . Took a photo in front of the courthouse . And mutual thank yous . I told them how incredibly impressed I was with them , & told them they all give me hope for the future of criminal \" justice . \" They really do ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #LastNight ’ s 1st #FullMoon of 2020 ! as always , isn ’ t it ladies ? 😇 🙏 💒 🌌 🌠 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER doesn ’ t know it yet , but she ’ s been #Verified on #Twitter . Hopefully , she ’ ll find out , as she ’ s often #OffTheGrid . Nika ’ s finally earned her blue badge . 😎 👍 💪 👊 ✌ ️ ‍ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #GoodNews : my advance 2 the #Playoffs ... but #BadNews : my lost their 3 game ... all on last plays of those games . 2 ... again . I mayB happy ... but I ’ m not . Seeing UR fave teams lose by mere points on last play of game is . ", "@USER @USER @USER #30YearsAgo #OnThisDay : premiered on ( as a TV series ) with its #ChristmasSpecial ! Time sure flies fast , does it ? Any 1 seen the premiere in its initial airing ? 😎 😉 👍 💪 👊 ️ ️ ️ ️ 3 ️ ⃣ 0 ️ ⃣ ", "@USER @USER @USER There was a bird in the office of the Westley rest stop this morning B4 work 2day . 📱 📸 🐦 ☑ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Just saw #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker 2day ! Won ’ t giveaway any spoilers 2U ladies ! #StarWars 😎 😉 👍 💪 👊 ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER #HappyBirthday 2 : the voice of #WakkoWarner in #Animaniacs ! , Jess ! Have a “ Faboo-lous ” day ! 😎 😉 👍 🏻 💪 ", "@USER @USER @USER Last #Sunrise & #Sunset of 2019 & the 2010s #decade ! The roaring 2020s awaits ! , ladies ! { MMXX } 😇 🙏 💒 👏 🙌 ", "@USER @USER @USER Here ’ s the #NFL #Playoffs bracket 4 #NFL100 season . My have won the & advantage , claiming the 1 seed on the NFC division this year . 😎 👍 🏻 💪 🏻 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER 3rd #Sunset of 2020 & 1st pic 2 share with U ladies ! , isn ’ t it ? 😇 🙏 💒 🌄 🌅 ", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m seeing #Quadruple #CapnCrunch #Christmas ! Started eating this treat in a bowl yesterday & thru rest of week or 2 ! from the Cap ’ n ! Part of this balanced ! 🎅 🏻 🎄 ☃ ️ ❄ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Would U ladies wanna B on ? Surprise UR friends ! Have them watch U live #OnCamera in person ! Be a #Contestant & #WinBig ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "If the 31st December goes and the 1st January comes , then we always come with good intentions ( also if they will not be continued very often ) , and of course we give each other the #Wishes , that it will become better ... ", "context": ["I cannot say that the #New #Year 2020 has started well , if I read the #News . The was the and now my have caught me again . What will happen in the & ? ... ", "I know that I have the #Generalized #Anxiety #Disorder , but I do NOT want to believe what did happen TODAY in OUR Multi-Family-House with the 4 . There are in the & ... ", "Before 2012 and especially in the #Nineties it was more peaceful in the #Neighborhood & #Environment , but these have gone . Some are always with me , If I have to do the near our ... ", "After 2012 someone else had said that the Life is fragile and I was able to confirm it . #Everything on this #World is not stable anymore . It can happen at any time that the Life never will be the same anymore ... ", "I have to worry not only about myself & ourselves , I have to worry also about some other #People in other #Boroughs & & . And the always come suddenly and unexpectedly ... ", "There are some more #Threads in the #Winamp & #SHOUTcast , for example about and some other . Now I have to think about the Animals in very often ... ", "There never will be a #Warranty that the long-term #Plannings really can be fulfilled , and I had to learn it so many times . We never know what will the #Future bring , but of course we should try to do the best ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER When we share love , we get love too . Our vibrations change according to where our attention is focused . Shift your attention to & #peace & feel yourself aligning with the love . #mustread My #WednesdayVibes ‘ Like attracts Like ’ ", "context": ["\" Heaven on Earth is a choice you must make , not a place you must find . \" @USER @USER @USER #WednesdayVibes #Goldenhearts #JoyTrain ", "@USER @USER @USER Love exists in the #present Hate has a reference in the #past Try to hate somebody in the present , with no reference to the past or the future ... You cannot do it . But you can love . It needs no reference , that ’ s the beauty & the freedom of love . makes earth a paradise !", "@USER @USER @USER True Christina ! Love comes from you for no reason at all ... The heart is just so full of it .", "@USER @USER @USER \" You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived , are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love . \" Henry Drummond . 💕 A heart released to love to fully , lives fully . #Goldenhearts "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER We are beside you every step of the way @USER You make us #SemperFidelis", "context": ["Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American , & badly wounded many others , not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime , including recently ...", "... hundreds of Iranian protesters . He was already attacking our Embassy , and preparing for additional hits in other locations . Iran has been nothing but problems for many years . Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans , or American assets , we have ...", "... targeted 52 Iranian sites ( representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago ) , some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture , and those targets , and Iran itself , WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD . The USA wants no more threats !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER People block me as well . No idea why . I ’ m", "context": ["Let's do a #FF I can't remember the last time I did one ! My foodies , for being extra lewd and gravy filled : @USER @USER @USER ( even if he refuses to partake ) And for not running away when the honey badger made her attack 😂", "@USER @USER @USER There ’ s only one name there I ’ m not following and that ’ s entirely because I can ’ t as I ’ ve been blocked by them for some reason .", "@USER @USER @USER My best guess is it ’ s either from when I ’ ve gotten a little political or because I ’ ve somehow got on a block list . I honestly don ’ t know .", "@USER @USER @USER That's really weird , everyone on there is nice ... I have no clue how you'd get blocked by any of them . There's a few people I'm blocked by but have never interacted with , it's weird when it happens", "@USER @USER @USER It is . I've been blocked by a couple of people and I'm just like \" what ? I've never seen you before \" . It's always odd when it happens , but just have to assume that there are reasons for it ? 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Funnily enough I've just found I've been blocked by someone . Don't know who they are , no idea why . Don't think I've interacted with them before . But , I am a bit of a twat , so it shouldn't surprise me .", "@USER @USER @USER Whereas I thought I was already following you and I'm not so ... fixed ! But yeah , it's strange . See a name you've never seen before and they apparently already don't like you haha !", "@USER @USER @USER You panicked me then thinking I wasn't following either ! But I am ! Haha it is odd . Nothing I post is ever * that * controversial 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Girl became his highest charting song and he was the feature . Let ’ s not act like he was hot at the time when he couldn ’ t even crack top 15 until Mariah put him on her song", "context": ["xtina is not impressive she can ’ t write , her singing is mediocre , she can ’ t produce she ’ s really mid 😭", "@USER Sis , why are you trying to drag Xtina for no reason ? Stan Twitter thinks it's something , she has nothing more to prove . Her singing has been praised by the biggest vocal legends , she has won awards for it and her albums & lyrics show her versatility .", "@USER @USER Girl she couldn ’ t even get a solo top 10 after her third era . She has EVERYTHING to prove", "@USER @USER @USER Girl nothing Moo released in the entire 2010 ’ s decade hit Top 10 , Top 5 , or # 1 . Not a Grammy or a Grammy nom or a decent live vocal . She can ’ t even get her lipsync right 💀 All the sheep could talk about is a 1994 Xmas jingle which only proves ur fave is good for a throwback . 💀", "@USER @USER @USER Didn ’ t your fave do a Christmas album too ? One that wasn ’ t even close to as successful as my fave ’ s ? Also , went top 15 and 2x platinum , and it ’ s not fair to compare Xtinct to an artist who has been around 10 years longer than her", "@USER @USER @USER Didn't you just come at Xtina for her multiple hits this decade being features , and the ONLY mild hit your fav had this decade was a feature with Miguel who was really hot at the time 🤣 🤣 the hypocrisy sis"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hmmmm respecting a jihad IN PUBLIC ON American soil ?", "context": ["So what if Trump wants war , knows this leads to war and needs the distraction ? Real question is , will those with congressional authority step in and stop him ? I know I will . ", "@USER Shocker ... you of all people will try to stop Trump from stopping terrorism ...", "@USER @USER All due respect , i do agree w Ilhan on this one & ppl thought Iraq was bad-war with Iran will be a lot worse than Iraq ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Please try to keep faith that one day you and your mom will reconnect . We must trust God that He will bring the faithful back together at the right time . I #pray the light of #God's heart brings ALL fractured families back together one day very soon ! Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["Please #pray my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years takes on a new Spirit of #reconciliation . Pray #God touches his heart and he reaches out to his lonely father without delay !", "@USER I will pray ... please pray for me too ... been estranged from my mom 20 years ... so sad indeed .", "@USER Thank you for praying . I sincerely do pray you and your mom reconnect soon . Fractured families do no good for anyone . May #God be UPON and WITHIN your entire family and may your family be made whole again without delay !", "@USER Still nothing . I left a small gift at Christmas . No response . Still praying . God is faithful ... He has a plan ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Consider how powerless Job ended up before #God . That passage is for a strong person like Job to #endure . I have found that #Christ has an ability to turn to . This can be very empowering to survivors in emotional wildernesses . ", "context": ["This is how children are protected ... good strong men w / moral fortitude , who are willing to do the right thing , and stand against Predatory practices ! ", "@USER Do you have an opinion about male circumcision in the USA ?", "@USER I take a historical Judeo-Christian perspective on male circumcision .", "@USER It seems to be frowned upon in modern Men's Rights circles . The Bible speaks highly & preferentially of a \" Circumcision of the Heart \" . Is there a medical case still supporting a public health narrative ? ", "@USER Speaking specifically to the verse you referenced , from a Christian perspective , it doesn't carry the same requirements / connotation as it did for the Jews . However , I am persuaded that the Lord had a lot in mind when he instituted male circumcision . So , I do believe in it .", "@USER Paul , who was himself a Jewish pharisee at one point , addressed the practice at length ( no pun intended ) in some of his writings . ", "@USER Likely , the closest thing we as Christians grapple w / , that might raise similar internal struggles , is w / giving , communion , the amt . of church attendance , & baptism . Though we're not under law , it's still important to discern the principles involved so we can be led by the Lord .", "@USER The apostles fought about the subject at times ( Galatians 2 ) . I believe that some people even consider it as type of mark Jews use to signify gentile fealty . There is even debate within psychology as to the merits of male circumcision . ", "@USER I am aware that there is a movement to ban the practice . As a dad , it was emotionally painful to have my infant boys go through the procedure . But , that is a belief I hold ... that the Lord initiated a practice that held true for 6000 yrs , so it likely is important to practice .", "@USER Just being aware of little conflicts of conscience , empathy with other males , & ideas that the practice is culturally & spiritually significant is valuable . I had an enlightening experience investigating relationships between #circumcision & #baptism . ", "@USER I think that is vital , if we are to mature . Grace gives us freedom to follow an informed conscience . Hence , as Peter said in 2 Pet 3:18 , we need to grow in both grace and knowledge , which is accomplished by maturity & growth ( 2 Pet 1:3- 8) . We can trust the Lord can mature others .", "@USER It's just that easy to find intersectionality in psychology & religon . 😁 Self actualization is built into many theological frameworks ! Free will , both produces & removes anxiety ! How often is trust central to trauma-work ? All the time . Trust in God can be a hurdle for survivors .", "@USER \" Self-actualization \" is different for Christians vs . non . For Christians , it is Christ-likeness , leading to holiness . For others , it is self-fulfillment & happiness . Grieving is central to the healing process , which requires one to wrestle w / the big issues , as in the bk of Job ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It has been a wonderful sharing example of how brilliant #Twitter can be - they may be only 10 ish of us BUT put together a group that covered everything ... experts ( JP ) , Governors ( NK ) , HT's and teachers - . If you love it #keepit If you don't ask away", "context": ["Right , sensible question now #EduTwitter . Reduce workload and data drops to 2/3 per year = 👍 check But also have data management system so that Governors know we are monitoring progress = 🤝 ? ? ? Excell spread sheet ? Something else ? What works in your schools ? ", "@USER Have you asked your governors what they need to evidence progress ? Have governors seen the strategies being utilised ( are they visible ) ?", "@USER @USER Agree with this . Personally I don't want to see data which isn't already existing . Because that demonstrates how you monitor progress .", "@USER @USER Agree , wholeheartedly with this , time is precious and should be used wisely .", "@USER @USER If you weren't already collecting the data because it wasn't helpful to you , then it is definitely of no use to me . Don't feel you have to go and do something different . Far better that an explanation of the data you do have is given to us .", "@USER @USER I've been a governor myself since 1995 . Mostly I'm keen to know what systems are available that achieve both purposes . ", "@USER @USER If it works for the teaching staff it will work for governors . I imagine Excel spreadsheets are easiest for everyone on both sides ? Maybe setting up via Google Docs .", "@USER Sorry if your thread was diverted a little but I ’ m passionate about teacher workload and data , hopefully you ’ ve got the answers you were looking for .", "@USER So great to hear John ! 🤗 I've had lots of great ideas to investigate now & am grateful to a number of school leaders including You , @USER @USER who pointed to 👍 ", "@USER @USER @USER The secret is BEING HAPPY with a system . I love my but would never ask anyone to change if they love their current system . Having data tasks has got to be enhancing as opposed to a chore - all the recommendations will be spot on and the proof is in the pudding", "@USER @USER @USER Systems need to be easy to use , customisable , capable of storing all data a school needs in one place . Schools should not have to make compromises to fit rules of a system . Teachers should be able to easily access any data on children .", "@USER @USER @USER And data for governors needs to be simplified . Too much data is dumped on governors without much strategy . Many systems provide governors access ( good thing ) but thought needs to go into what reports they use .", "@USER @USER @USER Think an explanation of the data is as important as the data itself ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Also what a to see so many amazing FMC colleagues in one room . If only we had more time to talk to you all for longer !", "context": ["What a day ! \" Don't fear failure . Not failure , but low aim is the crime . In great attempts it is glorious even to fail . \" So in the early hours on New Years day , I got lost reading Bruce Lee quotes . His philosophy on self improvement are inspiring . I wrote down ( scrawled ) cont .. ", "stand out things he said . He was dedicated to being above and beyond . Stretching and challenging the human body and mind . Challenging the status quo . Today at FMC conference similar messages were shared by inspiring speakers and leadership team . #aimhigh #innovation", "Thank you @USER for leading and a fab day ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER thats why we are coming to save you Q", "context": ["Dear Iran , Here ’ s the map incase your confused as to where to attack ", "@USER Fixed ur map . Dear Iran , The places in blue are just innocent bystanders ... we just happen to live here . Go for the red if u absolutely insist . ", "@USER @USER Dear we Iranian people just happen to live in Iran too . we dont want the war ... Its the govermebt and military who are starting the fight . We are prisoners in our own country 😞"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This can not be true . to make poverty history . It is a scam . Rationally ; a scam has been most [ s ] & , entities that say what they would to do in advertising what little is being done as the most . 🌐 🌐 #StopHelp ", "context": ["I Doubt a person can change their name to : Your name here : ___ . Not legally @USER @USER @USER . Yet a person can take advantage of the name one had been given to live with . Illegal ; but possible . Of all that is possible ; why is it ?", "... not well intended . Of course not . Look at what it is . Though ; if enough @USER decide #Execute #GrayTruth @USER 🌐 @USER 🌐 . Have a look in the minds eye ; what could be the most generous proposal for all ; #SharedUssues be resolved ", "#SharedIssues this @USER & age ; why would that be any of @USER . @USER ; no one really has a problem with them . It may very well have a problem with itself . they may not be THE ... may need one to exist . Don't we all need to bank ? ", "#Consolidate is a big word . Debt is too possible ; what better pay could a person have than debt relief ; promise to accrue no more debt . Let US be our own singular entity ; let us be the bank . The bank does not want property @USER . The bank wants @USER be the profit . ", "@USER we do not care . I say we ; may be I speak for only me myself & I ♊ . We have one #SharedIssue @USER @USER ; it's how well one is paid compared to another for sake . May THE way to resolve #SharedIssues just so - there can be only "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER oh okkkkkk so u even though u were scared u already had sort of a frame of reference for their reactions . still thoughhh 🥺 it takes a lot to come out even if its not verbally ! ! feeling and glad that they accept u for who u are", "context": ["@USER AM I GOING CRAZY HOLD ONM ... AM I FROM AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY OR SUMN IM ? ? ? I COULDVE SWORN ... i will now be taking my previous statements back thank u for ur time", "@USER cam just said they were probably the ones she made when i was with her where she was sitting on the floor in between my legs while i was sitting on her bed ? ? ? i forgot those existed", "@USER probably , , , like ik ive seen something 😭 plus female friendships in general are more touchy", "@USER okay i lied to you i have made tiktoks but 1 ) idk how you would ’ ve seen and 2 ) none of them have included cam anyways so i was like “ ? ? ? ”", "@USER I SAID I ’ VE MADE SOME WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I POST THEM ? !", "@USER do they have The lesbian flag in the bg", "@USER soPHIA NO but there are lesbian content ones", "@USER GWUSYQIWU u cant blame for asking literally every lesbian on tiktok has it up on their wall ! ! ! yasss", "@USER oh i don ’ t make them in my bedroom and i DID have a flag hanging but last year when i was disassociating from the label i took it down but i might put her back up . it ’ s a lipstick lesbian flag though not a regular one which i should get maybe who knows we ’ ll see", "@USER - # 8 $ & 18 $ ; $ i think . lipstick lesbian flags are cute maybe u should hang that one back up if u still like it . i might get a rainbow one if i come out soon . insert ahaha 😏 ✋ video", "@USER oh i ’ m not fully out irl but my immediate family does know . my friend told me to get the lipstick lesbian flag but tbh i ’ m not really much of a lipstick lesbian SO that ’ s why i might get a normal lesbian flag or maybe a rainbow one with the double venus symbol", "@USER im actually out to my friends & at my last job , , but not to my family omg so lucky ( ° - ° ) / the lesbian one is so cute 🥺 i like all of them but id personally get the plain rainbow one", "@USER a good bunch of the friends in my life and the friends i ’ ve had throughout the past couple years should know or do know and then my parents and sister and one of my aunts knows ( bc she guessed it FNFKDKSKS ) but ye not everyone knows sigh", "@USER SHE GUESSED ITHWUSHSIS whenever i come out to someone they're like \" omg u had that energy \" im OVER it . and same to everything except the family part ! ! i think my mom or brother suspects it but my dad ... its silent 😌", "@USER i didn ’ t have a “ coming out ” to my parents or sister . my ex gf said she liked me and i wasn ’ t opposed to trying things out and i asked my parents if it ’ d be weird and they were like “ nah you love who you love ” and that was that", "@USER wait thats so nice i love that u had that much , , , trust ? confidence ? in them that u were able to ask that question . stuff like that is adorable !", "@USER well i was a little scared bc i was like “ what if they see me differently ” but that was shot down very quickly . my dads aunt was lesbian and had a “ life partner ” ( i was told as a child they were friends though ) and my dads cousin was apparently lesbian ( ? ) as well", "@USER so there was already acceptance and it wasn ’ t like i was the first family member to be gay . but they accept me and support me which i ’ m very thankful for . they allowed me to feel comfortable exploring the possibility of dating / being in a relationship with my ex gf"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hmmmm respecting a jihad IN PUBLIC ON American soil ?", "context": ["So what if Trump wants war , knows this leads to war and needs the distraction ? Real question is , will those with congressional authority step in and stop him ? I know I will . ", "@USER Shocker ... you of all people will try to stop Trump from stopping terrorism ...", "@USER @USER All due respect , i do agree w Ilhan on this one & ppl thought Iraq was bad-war with Iran will be a lot worse than Iraq ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If you know your presidential history , you would have recognized the similarities to Ronald Reagan MODERN DAY PRESIDENT . And you didn't like the speech # 🙏 4U", "context": ["Iran launched more than a dozen missiles at two Iraqi bases that hold US troops . The attack appears to be retaliation for the US airstrike that killed a top Iranian general last week , the Pentagon said last night . Here's what we know so far . ", "@USER @USER Intentionally if they are smart . No casualties , no American response . Saved face ... saved their oil industry .", "@USER @USER @USER They ’ re not done . And we may not see the real retaliation for years . I wish my fellow Americans understood that not everyone behaves like Americans .", "@USER @USER @USER They have been killing non-Muslim for 1000 ' s of years and direct attacks on Americans since Carter #CONSEQUENCES OVERDUE", "@USER @USER @USER And Christians have been killing them for thousands of years . That does not justify continuing the cycle . More importantly you ’ re only proving my point . You do not understand how they think . You attribute your way of thinking to them .", "@USER @USER @USER Just saying “ wrong ” doesn ’ t make someone wrong . I know that in Trump-world that ’ s the way it works , but for the rest of us in reality that is not how it works .", "@USER @USER @USER Reality ... the snowflake lefties ' reality ' #Look in a mirror . Say it enough Pelosi and it will come true #leftymedia", "@USER @USER @USER No one is changing positions #DUG IN . Main difference is the left is more interested in defeating POTUS vs . Helping everyday Americans . Please keep It up #2020EPIC", "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re not saying anything of value . You ’ re saying “ wrong ” followed by random hashtags . Meanwhile our impeached President is slurring words constantly , rambling on incoherently , and threatening to become a war criminal .", "@USER @USER @USER Impeached ... Now that is STUPIDITY . Stop listening to the leftist media #Brainwashed", "@USER @USER @USER He has been impeached . That is a fact . Whether he is removed is a different story . But if you watched his speech today and believe he is in good health I don ’ t know what to tell you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Happiness to me is equal in value to any other state of being . My wanting to be happy is a matter of preference : I would rather laugh than cry or yell , or act cold and robotic . So I laugh and smile and enjoy my time on this earth . 🌎 🥳 #happiness #enjoyment #laughter", "context": ["It's been said before , over the ages , but it still rings true . Happiness IS a decision that you make . #happiness ", "@USER @USER Who came up with this label called “ happiness “ ? Is it overrated ?", "@USER @USER Why do you want to be happy in the first place ? What is happy ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Here are some beautiful iconic brunettes . Can you guess who they are ? #DarkAndLovelyLocks #BrownieLocks #BrunetteHair ", "context": ["I ’ ve been called default / mediocre / petty / boring-headed for celebrating my chocolate hair . The world isn ’ t kind to people who are non-conformist to their cookie-cutter definition of beauty , who are unapologetically themselves . When those people are women ? They hammer down harder ! ", "👆 🏻 👆 🏻 👆 Here is the thing . We don't need your approval to stand proud of what makes us who we are . We didn't ask for it & we don't want it ! We love our skin , our unique qualities & we ’ re proud of dark hair shades . And we ’ re going to keep loving them whether you like it or not !", "Realize your own self-worth and how it is determined ! \" Who can find a virtuous woman ? for her price is far above rubies . \" Read Proverbs 31 for more details ! #loveyourskin #NaturalHair #MadeInGodsImage "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Have you never gone out and danced with a girlfriend ? ? I see no problem with that , or with a man dancing with a man ! #LGBT #samesex", "context": ["It's time people quit shaming ' same sex ' 🤬 I feel sorry kids growing up amid narrow minds ! ! @USER and @USER danced a super performance on Dancing on Ice , and a big shoutout to the program for being proud ! 🏳 ️ ‍ 🌈 #samesex @USER #DancingOnIce #outandproud ", "@USER @USER @USER You can not force people to accept same sex relationships and thousands on social media are unhappy with the programs choice.If people do not want to accept same sex relationships that is their right to a different view.Personally I will switch over during the same sex skating .", "@USER @USER @USER Nobody is forcing anybody . Either you accept people for who they are , or you continue to walk around with your head in the sand . The program directors appreciate talent , thus shared it for all to enjoy ... and we did ! Thank you ,", "@USER @USER @USER The agenda is being forced and many people feel the same way . On a newspaper articles way over a thousand saying they do not agree and will not watch it this are entitled to your view point the same as I am . I see no problem with him dancing with a woman ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Very simply put the of #CHRIST #JESUS is the last #HOPE going forward for us ALL today !", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER “ Blessed are the pure in heart , for they will see God . ” 📖 Matthew 5:8 NIV ", "@USER @USER @USER “ But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts ; and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear . ” 📖 1 Peter 3:15 ( KJV ) Happy Thursday and everyone #ALDUBxADN229thWeeksary ctto ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Blessed are the merciful , For they shall obtain mercy . ” 📖 Matthew 5:7 NKJV ", "@USER @USER @USER “ But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness , and all these things shall be added to you . ” 📖 Matthew 6:33 NKJV ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Blessed are the peacemakers , for they will be called children of God . “ 📖 Matthew 5:9 NIV ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Matthew 5:10 KJV “ Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness ' sake : for theirs is the kingdom of heaven . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Matthew 5:16 NKJV “ Let your light so shine before men , that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Matthew 22:37 KJV “ Jesus said unto him , Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart , and with all thy soul , and with all thy mind . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Let love and faithfulness never leave you ; bind them around your neck , write them on the tablet of your heart . ” 📖 Proverbs 3:3 Blissful Friday and everyone #ALDUBxADNBangonBatangas ctto "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We encourage your mad temptation , . The Joseph Schwanter Portrait is a program of #music which shouldn ’ t be missed . 🎶 #BMOP ", "context": ["Question for #classical twitter : If I have to choose 1 of the 2 Pierre-Laurent Aimard performances @USER , which one should I go ? 3/28 Schoenberg / Beethoven / Stockhausen 3/29 Sweelinck / George Benjamin / Beethoven / Berg ", "@USER @USER While of course it'd be optimal to hear both programs , if forced to choose , I'd take 3/29 . Personally I don't need to hear another Appassionata and would happily opt for Opp . 101 & 110 . Plus it's a chance to hear both Sweelinck & Benjamin , when does that happen ?", "@USER @USER @USER One potential conflict ( of going to both ) is concert on 3/28 . I don't know anything about Joseph Schwantner's music however ", "@USER @USER @USER Schwantner ’ s music is glorious , and played far too seldom . He is a virtuoso at handling orchestral forces , something Gil Rose surely will show and savor . Absolutely would be my choice . Here ’ s the Pulitzer-winning ‘ Aftertones of Infinity , ’ for a taste . ", "@USER @USER @USER I am madly tempted to come to Boston for that concert , now ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You will do fine . Try to the responses you get , and don ’ t forget to use at least three #tags in each post to reach a larger #audience .", "context": ["#WritingCommunity : I'm starting an #indieauthors book club group over on Facebook . Like , a legit book club , where we all read the book , participate , etc . DM me if you're interested in joining , and I'll send you the link once the group is created .", "@USER Hey sweetie , just tag me in your posts so I don ’ t miss them , and I will #Retweet . At 1500 followers in two weeks now and working to get more .", "@USER WOW . How in the ever-loving world did you manage that ?", "@USER #retweet #follow I guess those tags about sum it up . Keep at it daily .", "@USER Yep . I'm starting to engage more on Twitter . It's not going THAT quickly , but I'm okay with that ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER cheers bro my reciprocation have a great day #Peace & #Balance ", "context": ["live #streaming on #Twitch starting now & going till ... ? I'm a #TwitchAffiliate Got ? link @USER for for many FREEBIES as well as a FREE monthly SUB :) continuing come through y'all Happy Sunday Funday ! ", "@USER @USER @USER hey y'all #Sunday #PuffPuffPass #GoodVibes 🌿 🐝 💨 let's connect 💚 ✌ ️ ️ been MIA took a bit of a spill Winters are hard wanted to touch base let folks know I'm still kicking & to all Be Kind As Ya Flower Fam ", "@USER @USER @USER eyes watering from intense coughs airway's clearing well today :) #PuffPuffPass anyone ? it don't time out , so take ya time about connecting & spreading the #GoodVibes that come with & live at ", "@USER @USER @USER Hey bro 👋 😁 at work but I'll jump in as soon as I can . Hope everyone is having a good day ! ✌ 💚 💨 #StayLifted #staypositive #MuchLove", "@USER @USER @USER Dammit did it again I'm going to smoke more ", "@USER @USER @USER Lunch session ! 😁 Hope everyone is having a good day ! ✌ 💚 💨 #StayLifted #staypositive #MuchLove "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It has been a wonderful sharing example of how brilliant #Twitter can be - they may be only 10 ish of us BUT put together a group that covered everything ... experts ( JP ) , Governors ( NK ) , HT's and teachers - . If you love it #keepit If you don't ask away", "context": ["Right , sensible question now #EduTwitter . Reduce workload and data drops to 2/3 per year = 👍 check But also have data management system so that Governors know we are monitoring progress = 🤝 ? ? ? Excell spread sheet ? Something else ? What works in your schools ? ", "@USER Have you asked your governors what they need to evidence progress ? Have governors seen the strategies being utilised ( are they visible ) ?", "@USER @USER Agree with this . Personally I don't want to see data which isn't already existing . Because that demonstrates how you monitor progress .", "@USER @USER Agree , wholeheartedly with this , time is precious and should be used wisely .", "@USER @USER If you weren't already collecting the data because it wasn't helpful to you , then it is definitely of no use to me . Don't feel you have to go and do something different . Far better that an explanation of the data you do have is given to us .", "@USER @USER I've been a governor myself since 1995 . Mostly I'm keen to know what systems are available that achieve both purposes . ", "@USER @USER If it works for the teaching staff it will work for governors . I imagine Excel spreadsheets are easiest for everyone on both sides ? Maybe setting up via Google Docs .", "@USER Sorry if your thread was diverted a little but I ’ m passionate about teacher workload and data , hopefully you ’ ve got the answers you were looking for .", "@USER So great to hear John ! 🤗 I've had lots of great ideas to investigate now & am grateful to a number of school leaders including You , @USER @USER who pointed to 👍 ", "@USER @USER @USER The secret is BEING HAPPY with a system . I love my but would never ask anyone to change if they love their current system . Having data tasks has got to be enhancing as opposed to a chore - all the recommendations will be spot on and the proof is in the pudding", "@USER @USER @USER Systems need to be easy to use , customisable , capable of storing all data a school needs in one place . Schools should not have to make compromises to fit rules of a system . Teachers should be able to easily access any data on children .", "@USER @USER @USER And data for governors needs to be simplified . Too much data is dumped on governors without much strategy . Many systems provide governors access ( good thing ) but thought needs to go into what reports they use .", "@USER @USER @USER Think an explanation of the data is as important as the data itself ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "In 2019 , @USER launched the first programmatic prints ads . Each featured a QR Code that used the time and geolocation of the scanner to deliver the most relevant promo . #advertisers #innovation", "context": ["As the year comes to an end , we ’ re reminiscing over some of our favorite #campaigns . From @USER to @USER , here's : The most creative uses of #QRCodes of 2019 , a thread :", "Forget Santa , here comes #CardiB ! In their epic holiday campaign , @USER used QR Codes to link to a festive scratch card , offering winners amazing #cashprizes to give away : #Christmas2019 ", "Working with @USER , @USER created the first resellable magazine . #PayItForward let people buy a copy , read it , then pass it on . Each new reader could scan a #QRCode to pay for the copy again . A great way to help sellers get more out of the magazine . #campaign", "Another holiday campaign , @USER got more out of their #ChristmasJumperDay2019 by giving participants unique QR Codes linking to their @USER page ! #charity "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "( 4/4 ) I love you all , deeply . I would not be here without you . I can't wait to see where 2020 takes us . Happy New Year . ♡ #Support #Passion #Gratitude", "context": ["( 1/4 ) To anyone struggling today ... Life can be hard . Sometimes it feels like nothing is going right . Like it's hard to just get out of bed . That's ok . Just know that there are magical things in store for you that you can't see right now . Just keep going . ", "( 2/4 ) Had you told me 10 years ago I would have the opportunities I've had , I wouldn't have believed you . I've had the honor of embodying characters that have given a voice to those who have felt voiceless . I've worked on sets with wonderful human beings ...", "( 3/4 ) I've worked w / people I looked up to when I was young , who kept me inspired & made me feel like there was hope in this life ... to persevere . I'm grateful for the life I get to live ... w / all its ups & downs . I'm so grateful for all the support from friends , family , & fans ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I Can ’ t Believe That Is Ending ! ! With The Season 4 ! ! 😭 😢 Can ’ t Wait For January 10 ! Till The Show Comes Back ! ! Tomorrow ! ! 🥰 😍 🤩 #TheGoodPlaceSeason4 #TheGoodPlaceLastSeason Also Can ’ t Wait For The #TheGoodPlaceFinale ! ! ‍ ️ ‍ ‍ ‍ ️ ‍ ‍", "context": ["#TheGoodPlace Is One Of The Best #Forking Comedy Shows I Have Seen ! ! Its So Good ! ! And Funny ! ! And Amazing ! ! And Wonderful ! ! It ’ s A Show That Tell Us That Not only We Can Be Good ! ! But Be Better ! ! It Shows Us That We Can All Share Hope ! ! And Compassion ! ! And Love ! ! 🥰 😍 🤩 💝 ", "It ’ s A Hilarious Series ! ! With Wondeful , Amazing , Funny People ! ! And Characters ! ! 🥰 😂 It ’ s Shows Us To Never Stop Fighting Injustice And Discrimination And Oppression ! ! To Stand Up Against hate ! ! And That We Have A Responsibility To Change That If We See It ! ! @USER @USER ", "To Never Stand Still If Someone Is being hurt ! ! And To Never give up ! ! And Always Stand Up ! ! And Have Hope ! ! Up Show Us That With A Lot Of Compassion ! ! Empathy ! ! Kindness ! ! And Love ! ! Etc ... ! ! We All Deserve To Go To The Good Place ! ! 😇 👍 🏿 ! ! 💟 ☮ ️ ", "That Every People Can Change ! ! And to give Some People A second chance ! ! And the Chance of Redemption ! ! That There Is Good in EveryBody ! ! And That Everyone Can Be ! ! It Teach Us To Believe In Something Good ! ! In People ! ! In Yourself ! ! 😘 👋 🏾 👐 🏿 ‍ ️ ‍ ‍ ️ ‍ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I am that it's noted but I have not received my #refund I have raised for ... I need that refund #asap", "context": ["@USER Our most sincere apologies for the letdown . We will roll up our sleeves and get to work to up our standards so that we can provide the kind of service our patrons expect from us . We will strive to eliminate such issues and work on bettering our services . ^ Arham", "@USER #PLEASE #stop giving such #lame and rather on solving faster .. I have this issue since 3rd Jan and I had put it across to you", "@USER In this case , we understand that we have let you down . Our team has acknowledged your feedback and it has been taken up seriously . We will be looking into this and making sure that such instances are never repeated . ^ Arham"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yep I was following him and he was following me but I unfollowed and BLOCKED ! ! ! Very sad that we need to really check now of who we follow . I will definitely be more careful from here out . Thanks again Kathy your for letting me know . This really is upsetting ! !", "context": ["⚠ ️ ⚠ ️ ALERT WilsonJerry 16 Is a brand new very busy 🤖 🤖 . Following 1100 accounts , many resist . And also it appears a slew of international bot accounts . And ... Resisters following back . What Sherwood described is ALWAYS a dead giveaway . VET VET VET PLZ ", "Friendly heads up to these resist accounts : @USER @USER @USER Only partial . I am not following any of these directly but saw them in following the list .", "@USER @USER @USER May I ask why you have mentioned me in this tweet to be blocked ? I would really appreciate it if you could let me know . Thank you .", "@USER @USER @USER I had the same thing and I think it ’ s because a we are following a traitor , I just blocked him", "@USER @USER @USER If I am following anyone like this I would like to know so I may also block them . You are a dear Cathy thank you so much . 🌈", "@USER @USER @USER The guy is WilsonJerry 16 ;-) I just blocked him ( he is a trumper ) ! I follow you now ;-) have a great afternoon ! #StrongerTogether #VoteBlue2020 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It's what happens with catty females / ops tied to a ganster Pope and the WOW factor . 🤡 level proud . My ex Roomie is super proud . Got one hella cut for that job . Surely hope she is back to being happy after her work . Sons should be happy 4 her work . romancing the stone", "context": ["Is it wrong I'm from the South and just not into Popeyes yard bird ? They do have some good dirty rice . Barry should stop eating there & try Churches . Much better fried chicken INMHO .", "@USER Excellent . I take my fried chicken seriously & hate it when people try to force me to eat the chicken they think I should eat . That will start a war in my house . LOL .", "@USER Just like the man a woman chooses to date / marry - - chicken choices shouldn't be forced - - that's why I got away from the wise family members with control issues in those departments . Life is so much more peaceful with out those babies . 😉 😉 😉", "@USER I know how that works Yup Live a long distance from the family", "@USER Yup . Mine was my deceased husbands family and a stray biological great uncle in biz with my late hubs , not my true fam that lives near me as they would never force anything on anyone . But that other group ... uggh . Thugs .", "@USER Hahaha . I lost my chance at happiness because of family godfather politics and interference in my personal life . Things are better for them and that's all that matters . Their mission was accomplished . Plenty of freaks in that family . 👓"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #retweet #follow #comment I guess those tags about sum it up . Keep at it daily .", "context": ["#WritingCommunity : I'm starting an #indieauthors book club group over on Facebook . Like , a legit book club , where we all read the book , participate , etc . DM me if you're interested in joining , and I'll send you the link once the group is created .", "@USER Hey sweetie , just tag me in your posts so I don ’ t miss them , and I will #Retweet . At 1500 followers in two weeks now and working to get more .", "@USER WOW . How in the ever-loving world did you manage that ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 Sinning happens nearly everywhere . As a result , Wrath is poured out nearly everywhere . That ’ s why cancer is such a common ailment . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 The Spiritual explanation for cancer appearing in people . A message of Hope . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Sinning isn ’ t acceptable in God ’ s Eyes . It ’ s Written in The Word . There are many people who regularly consume this Book , yet they continue to sin . It ’ s acceptable to them . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God regularly pours out His Wrath against people to punish them for sinning . He doesn ’ t enjoy doing this . It ’ s God ’ s Wrath that causes cancer to appear in a person . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Inditeable crimes are not required . Obstruction of other branches is not legal behavior , but it figures the would see it that way .", "context": ["Worth repeating . The testimony & evidence considered in a Senate impeachment trial should be the same testimony & evidence the House relied upon when they passed the Articles of Impeachment . Our job is to vote on what the House passed , not to conduct an open ended inquiry .", "@USER No . You're 100 % wrong . A Trial requires : • Evidence • Witnesses Your job , Senator Rubio , is to be an * impartial * juror .", "@USER @USER So does an indictment , and yet the House chose to pass the Articles anyway . Both things also require a crime , which was also lacking in the whole thing . They alleged a crime in the beginning , but then never included that crime in the Articles .", "@USER @USER @USER Which came first : the Constitution , or the USC ?", "@USER @USER @USER Does it matter if neither Abuse of Power nor Obstruction of Congress are codified as criminal acts ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes it does matter that they are not crimes . Obstruction of congress is part of the duties of the executive branch . And abuse of power is so common , as well as a matter of opinion ( in most cases )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I understand . So if no one follows caste system anymore why are there so many conversions ? There maybe dongi pastors But None are violent unlike #jihad How can you convince people who still feel enslaved in villages that they are all equal ? That's #Jesus message", "context": ["I need people who can tag my tweets to Media .. Local newspapers and TV channels ... Just 1 tweet every 2 or 3 days ... Can you do that ? ... dont respond to this tweet by saying YES ... start tagging", "@USER @USER @USER Don't preach non sense here . Stop deceiving people and selling false miracle to get poor converted to Christianity . That is what this channel is trying to achieve . We are not killing anyone . Religion is personal and best kept privte . You with your convrson are wiping out cultures", "@USER @USER @USER So you are saying you will bring violence to anyone that says something that you do not agree with ? An eye for an eye and the whole world is blind Even Gandhi from India preached non violence We repeat the same mistakes and wonder why se dont make progress Open your mind bud .", "@USER @USER @USER Stop preaching nonsense and come to the point . Shove Gandhi in your a $ $ . You have no right to defame Hindu Gods and start praising yours to gain followers by deceiving people . Don't expect us to keep looking when you don't understand the mistake your are doing .", "@USER @USER @USER This time it is no more eye for an eye .. you defame us we will come back with 10x more violence . Don't play your victim card here . Grow up ignorant idiot", "@USER @USER @USER Please note , here is a mentally deranged individual that needs to curtail his violence . She is out to do no good . Reporting this tweet for action", "@USER @USER @USER Oh Twitter .. please on the name of Jesus .. I request you to suspend my account . 😂 😂 😂 😀 😀 . Enough amusement . get out of this discussions now", "@USER @USER @USER Add 1 acre land and 2 tolas gold . You forgot ? Watch what happens when you accuse leftists of the same crime ... Mythology is just that . Countless fairy tales repeated over and over by dongi baba's and botched rewrites and violence through religion Let the drum roll begin ...", "@USER @USER @USER 1 acre land and 2 tolas gold ? Did they give your ancestors that as well to abandon their actual religion and embrace Christianity ? What mythology are you taking about ? Remember we are not blaming you but peple who deceive poor and convert . Don't discuss dhongi babas to defend them", "@USER @USER @USER Everyone who converts gets 50 tolas gold . You don't know ? That's why #Christians are most persecuted in the world esp by #RadicalIslam but soon #radicals in will start too Why Mythology never taught in schools ? Because syllabus only has History ! Real events", "@USER @USER @USER Not intersted to know how much givn to traitors to get converted . Well if Christians are most persecuted ... the reason must be because you fools are trying to conquer the world with your religion and wiping out cultures . Hindu mythology never taught because that was is wrong hands", "@USER @USER @USER In that case you are FAR FAR departed from your Santana Dharm because nowhere does Hindu mythology maintain violence , like you do !", "@USER @USER @USER Don't teach me Sanatan Dharma . My dhrama also says if anyone is doing wrong , I have all right to stop that that from happening , let that be done with violence . Religion is persnal and best kept privte . You are not here to conquer the world with your religion . Don't deceive people", "@USER @USER @USER This is why #Missionary is winning ... They teach #violent people like you more #peace about your own that even tou know about Had you cared to spread the , you would have put out of", "@USER @USER @USER You see the stupid totka with name of Jesus doesn't work . You still back with your stupidity and trying to defend your actions . Truth is ur God is a insecure dumb who had ordered u people to go and convert , so that u can conquer the world with ur religion .", "@USER @USER @USER See your own logic : Call me stup 1d , Call others stup 1d , Label the whole religion stup 1d , smear all of society . Will never work If your Truth is my God is a insecure dumb who had ordered people to go and convert , Why is your God and Santana dharma separating people with caste ?", "@USER @USER @USER Go learn why this system was bought and how it took a bad turn . This was bought to differentiate the work people do and later took an ugly turn . No one supports caste system anymore . That's a very old believe now . We all Hindus leave in harmony .. some peple in villags still follow"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER May #God's Spirit of compassion guide us ALL in everything we do and say from today going forward ... #Depression #Prayer Psalms 143:10 & Ezekiel 36:26", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER This is the Day that the LORD has made.Let us Rejoice and be Glad ... ( Psalm 118:24 ) Merry Christmas everyone ! COME ! Now is the time to Worship ! Now is the time to give your hearts ! COME ! The Saviour has been BORN ! #ALDUBxADNMaligayangPasko ", "@USER @USER @USER “ When I consider Your heavens , the work of Your fingers , The moon and the stars , which You have ordained ; What is man that You take thought of him , And the son of man that You care for him ? ” - Psalms 8: 3-4 NASB ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 8: 3-4 NKJV “ When I consider Your heavens , the work of Your fingers , The moon and the stars , which You have ordained , What is man that You are mindful of him , And the son of man that You visit him ? ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Behold , how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity . ” 📖 Psalm 133:1 ( KJV ) Thankful Thursday and everyone #ALDUBxADN232ndWeeksary ctto ", "@USER @USER @USER “ I will give thanks to the LORD with all my heart ; I will tell of all Your wonders . ” - Psalms 9:1 NASB ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 98:1 NKJV “ Oh , sing to the Lord a new song ! For He has done marvelous things ; His right hand and His holy arm have gained Him the victory . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ You have shown me the path to life , and you make me glad by being near to me . Sitting at your right side , I will always be joyful . ” - Psalms 16:11 CEV ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 143:10 NLT “ Teach me to do your will , for you are my God . May your gracious Spirit lead me forward on a firm footing . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ The Lord is my rock , my fortress , and my savior ; my God is my rock , in whom I find protection . He is my shield , the power that saves me , and my place of safety . ” - Psalms 18:2 NLT ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 9:1 KJV “ I will praise thee , O Lord , with my whole heart ; I will shew forth all thy marvellous works . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 115:5- 8 NKJV They have mouths , but they do not speak ; Eyes they have , but they do not see ... Feet they have , but they do not walk ; Nor do they mutter through their throat . Those who make them are like them ; So is everyone who trusts in them . ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 31:6 NKJV “ I have hated those who regard useless idols ; But I trust in the LORD . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ But I have trusted thy mercy ; my heart shall rejoice in thy salvation . ” 📖 Psalms 13:5 ( KJV ) Blissful evening and everyone #ALDUBxADN234thWeeksary ctto ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 73:26 NKJV “ My flesh and my heart fail ; But God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER #ALDUBxADNMagmalinawon Let the word of my mouth , and the meditation of my heart , be acceptable in thy sight , O LORD , my strenght , and my redeemer . - Psalms 19:14 ( KJV ) Blessed Friday afternoon ctto ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 119:105 NIV “ Your word is a lamp for my feet , a light on my path . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Shout for joy to the Lord , all the earth . Worship the Lord with gladness ; come before him with joyful songs . ” - Psalms 100:1- 2 NIV ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 34:4 KJV “ I sought the Lord , and he heard me , and delivered me from all my fears . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Teach me to do your will , for you are my God . May your gracious Spirit lead me forward on a firm footing . ” - Psalms 143:10 NLT "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Liberal fake speaking points that are rediculous at best . Printing money to run huge deficits is not an economy & we are paying the price in Ontario for the same ignorance and incompetence . Western alienation at an all time high , and a pm that ’ s yet to work this year", "context": ["Okay , everybody , stand down . If meeting with Trudeau helped this poor guy with his unimaginable grief , that's a good thing : ‘ He cried with me ’ : Ontario man who lost son , wife in Iran plane crash meets with Justin Trudeau ", "@USER Stand down from what , Lorrie ? I have nothing but admiration for the Prime Minister and the way he's conducted himself during a very difficult week .", "@USER @USER You ’ re a fool if you admire that clown and your type are the reason we are in this mess . The man is an empty suit , void of any intelligence and experience . He is ... a drama teacher ...", "@USER @USER He is the most admired leader in the western world , he has led our country out of the Stephen Harper recession , growth is going gangbusters and you think he's an empty suit ? What does that make you ? And what mess , by the way ? Best growth in the G7 ?", "@USER @USER “ Stephen Harper recession ” was a world recession that he guided us through moron . We have outrageous deficits right now in a time where the economy is doing well despite Trudeau . And he is admired by nobody but mindless liberal shills .", "@USER @USER \" The economy is doing well despite Trudeau \" . You DO realize how ridiculous that sounds . Why do you think our economy is the best in the G7 ? We recently vaulted from something like 12th economy in the world to 8th largest . Who do you think is responsible for that ? Why ? Idiot .", "@USER @USER Amazing what 80 + billion dollar deficits can buy isn ’ t it ? Stick to your bandwidth pal and leave economics to the adults .", "@USER @USER Amazing that the rubes still don't understand managing a national economy is nothing like managing a household budget . Money is so cheap now , it makes no sense to spend your own . Much better traction is obtained by borrowing for growth .", "@USER @USER I ’ m just gonna pretend I didn ’ t see this . Sir your stupidly is showing . You may be one of the stupidest people I ’ ve encountered . But hey “ the budget will balance itself ” .", "@USER @USER - Best growth in the G7 - Declining debt to GDP ratio - Unprecedented demand for visas - Lowest unemployment in 45 years - 400,000 children rescued from poverty - 300,000 new jobs in 3 years - The country is happy again What is it you people want that he's not delivering ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'll just not make his follower count then XD @USER", "context": ["@USER Fam I've seen them thrice and they put on a hell of a show . I can argue SNA might be the worst thing they ever recorded though", "@USER It's some lollipop jock jam bullshit I'm shocked Jack White was willing to put his name on", "@USER Yeah I think a lot of what ur seeing is trollolol but ur not wrong", "@USER Biggie is trolling tf outta me ... I went for it ... but he ’ s aaiight ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you DB for putting me on your #AwesomeList and I wish you an day ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Julianna ! My MC's first name : T A L I A", "@USER @USER @USER Oh thanks ! My MC is : D R E W Sorry if you ’ re already tagged !", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks AJ ! 😘 ❤ ️ My MC ’ s first name is M A D D E N What yours ?", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Astro ! In my #WIP , my MC's first name is N I C O L E T T A ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Mario ! ! In my , the MC's name is N A T H A N I E L ( Note : my first novel is ready for final edit , so it's no longer \" IP \" 😁 ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , lovey ! My MC ’ s name is Lora Kate London", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , marvellous Mandy One of my MCs is G A V I N"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "( 4/4 ) We come to honor each other with ample praise and appreciation . We come to marvel at the great diversity of existence . We come to pray and still our thoughts By opening our hearts like ancient children To know , at last , the meaning of life ! #poetry #poem #life", "context": ["( 1/4 ) The Gathering of Lovers From the far corners we make our way inevitably Toward the gathering of lovers . We come from caverns of compliance ; from luxury and pride ; From unstable emotions and fierce insecurity ; From peaks of self-importance ... ", "( 2/4 ) From soft places of simple living ; From the citadels of power and the secret palaces of dreams . We come from unimaginable worlds made manifest By things we cannot know . We come in search of love — not just the love of another ...", "( 3/4 ) But the love of the community of humanity ; birds ; reptiles ; Fish ; mammals ; insects ; rocks ; rivers ; grasses ; mountains ; rain ; And heavenly bodies ! We come to breathe fresh air . We come to laugh , and to hug , and to kiss our friends ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER How come u cropped out the tweet he was referring to ? Being on the left is about war crimes and a million people Iraqis . ", "context": ["Well the appointment of @USER to @USER ’ s team has caused a lot of ‘ outrage ’ from those who pretend they want a kinder , gentler politics", "He ’ s a disgrace And of course LFI are dragged into it ", "Hiring the Ghost of Engels wouldn ’ t be enough to balance it out ", "And of course because they have First in their name it must mean ... ", "Because he has hired Matt “ a vote for Starmer is a vote against socialism ” "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Really ? ? ? So your reply is ‘ bad luck ’ . Wow . That is your customer service ? @USER No trying to accommodate or help your customers ? ? #worstcustomerservice #jet2 #customerservice", "context": ["I have arranged for a group of 7 people to take a 5 day holiday in Lanzarote in May with you @USER You have changed the flight time by 4 hours , from 10am departure to 6am departure . You have refused to cancel and refund the tickets , this flight is 4 months away , the only", "reason I booked with @USER was the timing of the flights . The added cost of getting to the airport at this time of the morning makes the flight MORE expensive that the competition . I am shocked that you will not refund the tickets , when told that some of the group are una", "ble to arrive in time for the changed flight there is still NO flexibility ? ? ? Can someone please get back to me ASAP about this ? ? ? #help #jet2 #pleasehelp", "@USER If you wish to discuss this further , I can only advise that you contact our Pre Travel team on 0333 300 0737 so we can discuss your options . Please be aware that we only offer a full refund to flight time changes of 12 + hours . Thanks , Lee ( 3/3 )", "@USER Hi Stace , I'm afraid we are unable to advise any differently to our Pre Travel team on this occasion . Should you wish to discuss this further , they can be contacted on the number above . Thanks , Lee"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER \" A great #wealth is good #health 🙏 & a #quality of fulfilled with , 🤣 & 😃 \" quote by @USER 👏 ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #LIVEYOURBESTLIFE \" Keep your heart strong , Your ambitions and goals in sight , You can do this \" . quote by #MINDFULNESS #PERSEVERANCE ", "@USER @USER @USER #KINDNESSMATTERS These things define you : Your patience when you have nothing , Your attitude & #kindness when you have a little more , Your unconditional kindness throughout is your super power 🙏 #MINDFULNESS 👏 ", "@USER @USER @USER For #life , #business , #relationships , & more . I this quote from 👏 \" Raise your standards of what you will and will not accept \" 🙌 🙏 ", "@USER @USER @USER #LIVEYOURBESTLIFE 🙏 A wise #woman / man can always be found alone . A weak woman / #man can always be found in a crowd . Wisdom 💪 👏 ", "@USER @USER @USER #LIVEYOURBESTLIFE 🙏 Be unique 🙏 Be honest 🙏 Behave with integrity 🙏 Be kind 🙏 Laugh a lot Work hard Be open to learning Be wise #MINDFULNESS #PERSONALGROWTH ", "@USER @USER @USER Congratulations I am absolutely thrilled for you 👍 In you the #careleavers will have a fantastic , #mentor , advocate & coach wrt managing their own homes / #tenancy . Btw Robin you ought to speak with . ", "@USER @USER @USER Congratulations 💙 If you'd like to connect with is , pop into our DM's :)", "@USER Don't forget to follow me back in order for me to talk with you through DM ...", "@USER @USER #LIVEYOURBESTLIFE 🙏 \" #Life is precious , cherish it . You are important , remember it . #Change is the heart beat of your , Pursue it \" . @USER ", "@USER @USER \" #KINDNESSMATTERS make a difference , Do so without any expectation , As #kindness never goes out of fashion 👏 \" quote by @USER #COMPASSION 👏 ", "@USER @USER #KINDNESSMATTERS When you can , if you can , Help someone have their best day , ❤ ️ Be the No . 50 in someone ’ s ❤ ️ life 🙏 #COMPASSION #KINDNESS 👏", "@USER @USER #LIVEYOURBESTLIFE 🙏 Life is a constant state of #learning , #change & . Every a lesson , moment a blessing , each a sign of 🙏 ", "@USER \" To go from good to great , we must #learn from our #mistakes . Continual growth is achieved by lifelong 📚 #learning \" @USER 👏 ", "@USER \" #KINDNESSMATTERS Do so without any expectation , As #kindness never goes out of fashion 👏 \" a quote by @USER #PAYITFORWARD 👏 ", "@USER @USER #KINDNESSMATTERS No act of #kindness is too small . #PayitForward be unconditionally 🙏 . 👏 ", "@USER @USER Being present enables effective #communication and starts with our ability to listen . #LEARNING #PERSONALGROWTH ", "@USER @USER #LIVEYOURBESTLIFE 🙏 ' To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment ' - Ralph Waldo Emerson #INTEGRITY #HUMILITY 👏 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thank you for sharing your story . I love happy stories . Trust and Truth are extremely valuable . Glad you have them . May others learn and grow from this example !", "context": ["I just did a really good job at a reflection meeting with my new carer . I reviewed our work over the past months , explained what went well and what didn ‘ t , educated about my #autism , my needs , and gave some ideas on what to do instead to support me better . #SelfAdvocate", "My carer did a great job being surprised at all the invisible challenges I went through with him right there without having a clue 🤣 He also did a great job listening , asking detailed questions , taking me seriously , and treating me like the expert on my own brain that I am . 👍 🏻", "I am so glad I found a carer who I feel safe enough with to actually freely discuss these things with . Because if I can ‘ t tell my carer what they did wrong , and how to do better ... I ‘ m not getting the support I need that they ‘ re supposed to provide me ! Trust is SO important .", "This meeting also illustrated one thing very well to me : My autistic traits are visible . But all the challenges of life happen inside of my bain and are invisible to observers . Others often can ‘ t see what causes me problems . Which is why good communication is SO important !", "It ‘ s also quite fascinating to see my non-autistic carer understand that something he didn ‘ t even think about is a serious problem for me . I really struggle with facial expression , but his surprised face was SO obvious , even I could read it . Not 😯 Not even 😮 More like 😲", "This is after having had a carer I couldn ‘ t trust , and didn ‘ t feel safe and comfortable discussing my problems and needs with . This is a very private , and intimate process ... it requires trust . No trust for me = inadequate support because I can ‘ t advocate for myself properly ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not an oppressed gay , black , Muslim , child , immigrant , or a woman . What don ’ t you get about “ it doesn ’ t apply to me , but I care ” ?", "context": ["@USER @USER White people think they are the real AMERICANS . A land we stole from American Indians and sailed over as immigrants and now think we are SUPREME . It just never ceases to amaze me at the ignorance . We are stronger together , not hating each other . ", "@USER @USER @USER Hey I ’ m white and I don ’ t feel like that . How about using a quantified like “ some ” or “ many ” . No need to include everyone", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m white too and you are correct , I should have quantified with “ a large majority of ” ! My apologies ! 😚", "@USER @USER @USER I also don ’ t think it ’ s a large majority unless you ’ re talking about a large majority of Boomers or evangelicals .", "@USER @USER @USER Boomer here . Even back in the dark , unenlightened days of the 50 ’ s , 60 ’ s , and 70 ’ s I was not taught to hate . Please don ’ t paint with such a wide brush . ✌ ️", "@USER @USER @USER What do you guys not get about “ if it doesn ’ t apply to me , why should I care ” not like anyone was personally attacking you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for the tag Chrissy I ’ m a little bit behind on Tweets but wish everyone an day ", "context": ["#WritingCommunity #writerslift Give the title of a fav book and tag the first person that pops up with that letter ! Follow ! Make friends ! M @USER O @USER B @USER Y D I C K", "@USER @USER @USER H A U N T I N G of Hill House ! Don't think the full title will fit 😝", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the mention ! Favorite book ? N I G H T By Eli Wiesel ", "@USER @USER @USER Excellent book & thx for the mention ! Favorite book — I don ’ t have one , but one of my favorites is : R E D R I S I N G", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much Halo . I love lots of books but my favourite is The Picture of D O R I A N G R A Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the tag , Lisa . One of my favourite books is by Lynsay Sands ( love her ): T H E K E Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Renee ! My favorite books are by Brandon Sanderson : M I S T B O R N", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Yuri . My favorite books are by Terry Goodkind S W O R D O F T R U T H", "@USER @USER @USER TIZOM ! Thank you ! My favorite book is definitely A M E R I C A N G O D S by Neil Gaiman ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Dan ! Hard to pick a favorite ! 1st book , that came to mind T H E N A M E S A K E By Jhumpa Lahiri", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Knatia ! My favorite would have to be Dorothy Dunnett's entire series : T H E L Y M O N D C H R O N I C L E S ( Historical magic , my friend ! )", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks KC ! Can ’ t help it , the first book that comes to mind when asked my favourite is always O U T L A N D E R", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Heather one book that I like is T H E S U N A L S O R I S E S ", "@USER @USER @USER Rex , thanks ! ❤ ️ I like A N N A K A R E N I N A ❤ ️ 😘 🤗 🌹 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Cristy A book I love is 14 by P E T E R C L I N E S ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Julie . One of my favorite books : D A I S Y J O N E S & T H E S I X ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you One of my favorite books is : The S O R R O W of B E L G I U M ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Albert ! One of my favorite books is the : F O U N T A I N H E A D ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , BJ ! Great book ! ❤ ️ One of my favourite books is W U T H E R I N G H E I G H T S ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for including me , Nikki . Happy Monday . I love JA Konrath ’ s series , beginning with : W H I S K E Y S O U R "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Of course racist rags will continue to write racist garbage , but now a far more diverse group of journalists will cover them directly . That ’ s HUGE and the RRs know it . One of the most popular couples in the world can decide who has first dibs / photos on their stories .", "context": ["Welcome back Hannah . Interesting article worthy of a read by all . I believe in the power of a free press & that mainstream media should be part of the Sussexes comm ’ s strategy . But , the royal rota system is broken & the contract should be renegotiated . ", "@USER @USER Royal Rota or no Royal Rota , the press will still write stories about the Sussex ’ s . I understand why they say that but I don ’ t think it will really change anything . If the papers want to spin a story they will just take the info off the Instagram page 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER Yep . I don ’ t think they ’ re worried about finding people to cover them . H & M tried to push for the rota system to be revamped . They were rebuffed . Now they can build a model from the ground up .", "@USER @USER I am saying it is not going to stop the current reporters writing about them"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's what they keep telling me LOL Everyone at work be like you're a flight attendant and you don't drink coffee ? ! ?", "context": ["Who can ’ t go without coffee in the morning ?", "@USER 🙋 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️ 🙋 🏾 ‍ ️ ‍ ️ coffee is nasty . A nice glass of water will do .", "@USER LOL NOPE ! That after taste coffee leaves on my palate ... I'm good !", "@USER It ’ s all a mind thing tho I use to think that but once u get past that you have no idea what u missin"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "PeeCattaboo ! ! Who wants a cat ? Just something made in a rush #Cat #Pocket #Peekaboo ", "context": ["Funuary Challenge 2020 Let's kickstart 2020 with some Fun themes . Join in for the . Tag #Funuary #Funuary2020 while posting ! Funuary Named by @USER ", "Emoji in Love ... 🥰 Lol ... I know ... kinda cliched and cringy ... sowwieee #EMoji #Cringefest #Inlove 😊 ", "Flower 🌸 Shade #FLower #Sunshine #Shade Just something quick and random again ... 🌸 ", "Hope she says ‘ yes ’ this time * Grumble Mumble BeePop 🐝 #FLower #Sunshine #Bee 🐝 ", "Starry butterfly 🦋 , one of the most magnificent beings , almost extinct , google it and check it out #butterfly #flutterby #colorful ", "Welp ... the cubes have got me all dried up .. cubes ... i just can ’ t #CUbe #Icecube #Blue ", "Legend says , that when you wear the “ Eye of the Snowflake ” , whoever offends you , is followed by the “ Curse of the Spam ” Hey ! Hey ! No Backsies ! #Eye #SNowflake #Funuary ", "An Umbrella for every season , even if you have no reason If you don ’ t want to get sick , Which one would you pick ? #Umbrella #Colors #Funuary ", "Welp ! ... Can you guess the time and date ? Just something made in a rush #Clock #Clockwork #Date "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER To peel it back , overheard ' Whiskey River ' at a donut shop , which I @USER ' ed to put into and then surfaced The Scientist . If it had been easier to buy the song , I would have immediately . #iMissNewMusicTuesdays ", "context": ["Nobody said it was easy . \" Song of The Day : The Scientist covered by Willie Nelson . ", "@USER Ummmmmm , how have I not heard that cover before ? ! Amazing .", "@USER “ Millineal me ” wants to say ‘ it ’ s not on @USER ’"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER All of these players were linked to us under Sarri and Barella is at football", "context": ["I ’ m massively optimistic because Lampard has shown he ’ s a top market operator . Doesn ’ t settle for dross / short term solutions . Identifies targets and has insane pull power to actually land them .", "@USER How can you say he has insane pull power when we haven't signed anyone yet lmao .", "@USER Because he ’ s Frank James Lampard . He ’ s not some banker from Italy , nor is he a catenaccio bloke . He ’ s flexible , works for a top club , and is a footballing legend . Look at the links chap . Devils in the details .", "@USER So being linked with a player means he has pull power ? Give journalists and the scouts a raise then . We've made it because we are being linked with Sancho and Werner 👍", "@USER Aren ’ t you just the most simple minded chap . Who were Conte ’ s targets ? Sarri ’ s ? They ’ re entirely different to Lampard ’ s who ’ s targets are elite prospects , not Serie A bum boys .", "@USER @USER Sarri had us getting linked to some top top prospects pal", "@USER @USER Hysaj ? Higuain ? Rugani ? Top top top prospects those are .", "@USER @USER Was thinking more Aouar / Guimaraes / Ndombele / Barella but sure", "@USER @USER Barella stinks , Guimarães was a club target and we were NEVER in for Ndombélé mate . Club chose Kovacic over him , lowkey a dub because this brother is moving like Abou Diaby ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER John 3 ; 16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son , that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life . 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world , but to save the world through him .", "context": ["New to #QAnon #GreatAwakening #WWG1WGA ? It is an overwhelming eye opener to the EVIL in our World.Say the name of Jesus he will comfort you during this process of exposure . God is carefully planning-What part do you Play ? Could the Dig.Soldiers be the Army in Joel ?", "@USER Do not look to Q for salvation , or for heaven on earth . \" And it shall come to pass , that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be delivered : for in mount Zion and in Jerusalem shall be deliverance , as the Lord hath said , and in the remnant whom the Lord shall call . \"", "@USER Q is not salvation ... Q is exposing , after Exposure we need Jesus if we don't have him yet .", "@USER Jesus saves : \" Put not your trust in princes , nor in the son of man , in whom there is no help . His breath goeth forth , he returneth to his earth ; in that very day his thoughts perish . Happy is he that hath the God of Jacob for his help , whose hope is in the Lord his God ... \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Absolutely . I ’ d love to catch up and I miss your voice , mind , vibe , all of you . 💋 #friend #hugs", "context": ["@USER A gore obsessed book worm is an excellent description", "@USER Thanks mamakins ! I wrote the bio in negative two seconds . Glad you think it works . #review #bio #socialmedia", "@USER Are you coming to Portland soon ? Cause you should .", "@USER Let ’ s plan something for summer . My bf is moving in end of month . Then I have trip with rents coming end of April . But summer could work .", "@USER Let ’ s talk on the phone sometimes soon . ♥ ️ ♥ ️ ♥ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hi Carolyn Have an awesome day beautiful people 💖 💙 💛 💚 💞 #FridayVibes #life ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hahaha ! You must be enjoying the prison life . Excellent Jude !", "@USER @USER @USER Oh that ! You don't need prison break . Lol . Happy Saturday Jude", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , so I don't need to put my tools and specially some files in a suitcase and come over ... OK . Rescue mission canceled 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER No thanks Sabine . Leave me alone ! . That's what she'd say . Lol", "@USER @USER @USER Yes indeed ... I have my Greta Garbo hat on ... lol « I vant to beee alone « ", "@USER @USER @USER Thats it ! ! And she was famous for reclusivity in real life", "@USER @USER @USER Specially after her retirement , I heard . To have people keep her beautiful images in the movie", "@USER @USER @USER Ahh … , so that ’ s why … . and the hat hid her face ( gosh I had 1,500 notifications today … I will find it hard to catch up … yikes 🤩 )", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , somewhat mysterious lady . It's nothing unusual after off-line some days . Same thing happened to me . Need some time to catch up . Keep patient Jude", "@USER @USER @USER I have had to miss a day or 2 out ... I had 2,000 notifications ... 😫", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much , Sabine ! Happy Thursday to you and to everyone , too ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , sweet Mirta ! 🌺 😊 🌺 😘 🌺 Happy Friday to you and to everyone ! ", "@USER @USER @USER How fun , thank you so much , Baby Go ! Happy Happy Friday to you and to everyone ! Have a Fabulous #FF and Weekend , all ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh yes ! I love a good , mad brainstorming session ! I am secretly about a strapline I thought of for promoting ( now defunct ) neighbourhood action panels : ' Want to help your neighbourhood ? Have a NAP ' It was not taken up . Still sad 😔", "context": ["Day 8 of #31DaysOfCreativity : divergent thinking : alternative uses for a scarf . Thanks to Days 1-6 , I went ' hmmm ' & @USER searched for a line drawing to copy . Decided to draw 🤔 instead as #easy but search also turned up Hmmm by @USER on @USER 😀 ", "@USER @USER @USER Brilliant mind map and very comprehensive coverage of scarf usage . 👌 🧣 ", "@USER @USER @USER That's very kind of you to say & thank you also for your lovely gif ! Just sad I didn't think of : • 3 - legged tie • tow rope • escape rope • ' horse ' reins • dog lead • sling • shopping bag • backpack • blindfold which were only obvious after I peeked at #31DaysOfCreativity", "@USER @USER That ’ s interesting . I guess what that proves is that we can create so much on our own , but when we collaborate and share ideas our creativity sky rockets ! What do you reckon @USER ? 😃 💭 🚀 💡 💥"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER is giveness . Love is surrender . Love is living broken & given like bread ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ♥ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️ #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #JoyTrain ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #Life is a reflective portal What you choose to see is what you get . #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER All inclusive world in which I dwell , . For if I cannot love you with my own heart , I can love you through prayer . Have it your way ... #MuchLove to #SmileOften in your 2020 . Many Blessings to you and yours . ", "@USER @USER @USER Your beauty lies in the you spread via #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER Some beautiful sunshine LOVE back to you 💜 ☀ ️ 💞 💞 💞 Happy weekend", "@USER @USER @USER I believe in the immeasurable power of ; that true can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER LOVE is powerful 💗 👍 for sounding poetic , romantic-like . 💜 I agree , true LOVE desires to stay in it and work it out near and from far , in our mind ( mostly ) and heart ... but just isn't the same . I think everyone needs a helpmate / partner ? 🙏 💜", "@USER @USER @USER If we all do one random act of #kindness daily , we just might get the #WORLD in the right direction . #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER hoRRIble hoRRIble ! hoRRIble ! wave 👋 career goodbye ! PORN .. even worse .. japanese-ASIA-PORN 🗾 i need a map 🗺 ️ i'm not racist it's just Proffy ! ! ? tURned in ➡ ️ 2 ⃣ Pornographer yakk ! ( psst ! 🐃 yakk is also a #Feecting mammals of ASIA ) ", "context": ["📢 4 ➡ ️ 7years ( in Tibet ) 🎩 Proffy had 2 😰 w8 2BUY his NAME back ! 😢 Btwn Sept ' 07 - - ' 14 ‍ Profs dint even own his own NAME ! by 2009 SCOUNDREL in ASIA Japan had already taken his DOMAIN btwn ' 02 - - ' 07for 5yrs then took his name 4 7yrs ! FAMILY thought he'd Turned ! ! ! in ️ 2Pornographer ! ! ! ", "7years7years7years ! ! ! 🔞 almost as bad as Shelly Balloon making him write about family of frogs 🐸 🐸 🐸 What happened after 2006 via @USER", "@USER 7years up d'Mountain 🏔 ️ ... plus not being able 2Raise 🌄 his SON plus actors and actresses will do anything for money & this is why they random ' show-up ' in QuinnProffy's LIfe ! Please #EffectiveShare this video & all 🎩 Proffys research folks ! ⬆ ️ via @USER ", "@USER ... TheY took HIS own-own-own 🎰 Name-Name-Name 👌 namE 4 🕯 ️ 7years 🎀 TORTURE ! TORTURE ! TORTURE ! 🆙 d'MOUNTAiN its tRUe tho namE 4 ️ 7years i WUD-haVE-qUIt BY now Proffy ~ dearest namE 4 ️ 7years via @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Let ’ s do the math ... $ 3M divided by the $ 2,800 individual limits means 1,071 people are in on your illegal conspiracy .", "context": ["🚨 🚨 BOOM ! Proud to announce we significantly outraised my Far Left Hollywood funded opponent #TaxinTedra by over $ 1M 🚨 🚨 Our Q4 stats : 🔥 Over $ 3.2 M raised ! ! ! 50K new Elise for Congress donors Avg donation : $ 50 Thank you to #NY21 & America ! ! ", "@USER @USER Guess who doesn ’ t know how Campaign contribution limits work ?", "@USER @USER Guess who is so naive that they don ’ t understand how the kochs can hire “ donors ” to work for them . Fool"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER say yes to the camera @USER ! You can have a pen pal ! leave each other replies !", "context": ["I love where I live . It's almost perfect - - except that I was in bed at 10 PM and woke up to my second note like this . ( Last time I responded with my phone number and a request to be texted so we could figure it out . ) Any idea what it could be ? I don't have a fan running . ", "@USER not sure .. but if you're hot .. you're hot .. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life .", "@USER @USER @USER I have an extra security camera just lying around . You wanna do some recon ? Find this fool ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The \" value \" of Money refers to the metal content of a coin . 😂 😂 😂", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The official Monet Unit or standard adopted by England in 1903 , then the American Colonies , then Constitution was the Spanish Milled Dollar — or \" Pieces of Eight \" , a fixed weight of silver .", "@USER @USER @USER • The only \" Money \" Congress can bring into existence is silver & gold in the form of \" Coin \" . ART I , SEC 8 CL 5 . • States must use silver & gold only in all State governmental fiscal transactions . ART I , SEC 10 , CL1 .", "@USER @USER @USER The government also defined the dollar as 1/20 th of an oz of gold . But none of that matters . You're claim is that banks didn't use gold as specie to issue fiduciary media and that's batshit insane", "@USER @USER @USER Wrong . The companion coinage first minted in the U . S . in gold were designated as \" eagles \" not \" dollars \" , because a \" dollar \" is a fixed weight of silver . This is elementary .", "@USER @USER @USER No one is disputing that . Why you think that means there wasn't a gold standard is beyond me . You clearly have no idea how the banking system worked in the 29th century", "@USER @USER @USER Because the Money Unit or standard by in fact & law is silver .", "@USER @USER @USER You obviously don't know what the term gold standard means", "@USER @USER @USER Do you have a link to your money bill based on your \" gold standard \" ?", "@USER @USER @USER Can you for the record just explicitly state that banks didn't use gold specie just so everyone knows you're a crazy person ?", "@USER @USER @USER Let's see your money bill . Let's see your \" sanity \" . Surely you can't just be a Twitter scholar with nothing to back up your \" expertise \" .", "@USER @USER @USER I already linked you to two books on monetary history", "@USER @USER @USER Other people's books are not a bill . Talk is cheap . Let's see how your system is implemented . Do you have a link to your money bill based on your \" gold standard \" ?", "@USER @USER @USER I honestly can ’ t follow what you ’ re trying to do here , but is this what you ’ re looking for , the act where gold is made the only standard for the dollar ? ", "@USER @USER @USER When the Constitution used the term \" dollar \" in 1788 , it had a legal meaning then & there . Until you learn this , you will not understand .", "@USER @USER @USER We understand what you ’ re saying . Just trying to figure out what your point is . You ’ re demanding we go back to the same currency system ?", "@USER @USER @USER The Constitution requires government officials to perform all governmental fiscal transactions in silver & gold only .", "@USER @USER @USER Have the updated legislation throughout the centuries since been successfully challenged ? Why are you wasting so much energy screaming this into the wind ?", "@USER @USER @USER FYI — if so much energy was \" being wasted \" no one would be discussing this — which various States are . Must be difficult thinking you know everything . When you don't . 😉 ", "@USER @USER @USER These geniuses , are they telling us what value they will assign to gold In their state ? The original $ 19.39 ? If the founders said so , it ’ s basically gospel , yes ? Hell , I ’ ll grab cash and go get me some gold for it !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Went to the local distillery that has nice cocktails and small plates", "context": ["Okay enough trying to sell out for the night whew how ’ s everyone doing what we doing tonight we sipping we chilling how you doing", "@USER Thank you Treb , I hope you and the family have a fantastic night", "@USER we are doing it , fink . Date night , then some sixers , a little nfl", "@USER Oh heck yeah ! ! We go out anywhere special or just a nice low key night ? I think Ravens might make a run here , Mr.Jackson is"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Let her smile gracefully replace her cry For her smile is my laughter , To save Africa Save mama Africa Composed and Written by JTP #Poetry_Planet #women @USER @USER @USER", "context": ["Dedication to Mama and all Women of Africa MAMA ’ S PAIN The life in me , the life in you The life in us is an extension of mama When I could not see When I could not breathe In her womb I lived and fed For what we are she made Nations , kingdoms and empires", "For sweetness and warmth we enjoy Through her pain sweat and toil Against harm on me she coils Behind every success she lives Behind enemy lines she bleeds Down on her knees crying for peace Feeding our struggles ask Mau Mau Freeing a nation clearing dark clouds", "Feeding rivers of tears from refugee camps When leaders open unending blood taps She detests of election periods When ballots counts turn lethal With blurry sights on black eyes Why did you have to hit her ? When you know your believe is a lie"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER lol . Next , trump will try to legally change the spelling of the word Or is #jenius actually just another word in his “ alternate fact ” filled universe ?", "context": ["Trump has made it clear he wants no trial , no witnesses , no documents , no verdict . He wants the case dismissed , so Americans never know the extent of his efforts to get Ukraine to help him cheat in the election . But the Senators must decide : will they insist on a fair trial ? ", "@USER @USER Oh ... staying silent , building up your hostility until you ’ re ready to explode . Now that ’ s a real healthy way to deal with anger . 🙄 🙄 🙄 ( Not to mention #beBest )", "@USER @USER @USER Wait , why were they \" silent \" to begin with ? Embarrassed ? 😂 Now isn't a great time if you were embarrassed before #Jenius"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is our to only one our #general . We have lots of general and soldier like him . #GhasemSoleymani", "context": ["Live : Bidding farewell to the pure body of the Iranian nation ’ s hero and the international figure of Resistance . You were assassinated by the most barbaric of mankind . ", "@USER @USER It is clear . this is our people in #Iran show this to #Trump if he wants #War", "@USER @USER @USER Looks like Iranian ppl were told to gather or else ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you so much , dear Vicki ! I'm honored to be included in your list ! ♥ ️ #WritingCommnunity #Writer I'd like to add some top authors to showcase their books also ! ", "context": ["Thanks for the tag @USER ~ include a photo of your book cover and tag 10 💜 @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Annie ! Show me your book , tag 10 others : ( some amazing art is coming your way ) ( sorry about double tags ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you gorgeous Sheila ! Show covers and tag ! #christmasgifts #ChristmasReads #IARTG ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Soulla ! 😀 Show your book covers a tag some others . Only join in if you would like to ! 🎄 🎄 🎄 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Nina ! ❤ ️ Show your book covers ! Tagging : ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh what fun it is to ... show off your books 🥳 Tagging ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , F . D . ! 🦋 Book cover / s and tag ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Many thanks , F . D , and yep , up for a shameless bit of promo ! 😁 ", "@USER Thanks @USER :) I'll be in for a bit of shameless promoting :) and I'll add : @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Sure , I'm down for some shameless promotion And I'll add 👉 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks as always Travis , yes books , plus some top authors to showcase their books ! #bookboost ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , David ! xox Here are some of my books & other top authors to showcase their books ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Giri / Haji is now available on . Or you can watch it on .", "context": ["So in the past two days I have finished Mindhunter and The Witcher . Big up yourselves @USER ", "@USER @USER I lost my way in Witchhunter mate . Couldn ’ t tell you who was who or what was happening . Had you played the game / known it before ?", "@USER @USER Nah hadn't played the game but figured it out after a while ! There was a lot of time jumping which they didnt make clear but I managed to get it in the end !", "@USER @USER I finished it ... but out of stubbornness ! Hahah I love a good fantasy fight scene so kept me for that . Thought your man was pretty beige too ! ?", "@USER @USER Yeah I did at first too but realised that was part of his character . I was a bit gutted we didnt see the Bard again ! I have never been in to fantasy so I was popping my cherry but I liked it !", "@USER @USER Yeah never watched either ! When GOT came out it was the choice of that or The Walking Dead to commit too and I sadly chose the later"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ! Can you submit your talk via MAPS ? ( I can submit it too if needed but if you can submit it , it ’ s better ... ) & supporting this virtual & F2F symposium is important , partially b / c it ’ s how we ’ re going to “ sell ” a larger ( like day or 2 - long ) virtual component of the BCCEs ", "context": ["We ( @USER & @USER ) are doing another “ Communicating Chemistry Via Social Media ” symposium @USER #BCCE2020 . We ’ re doing this in part to incorporate a virtual component within the BCCEs . So , talks are in person OR virtual . & we left the title broad so YOU can participate ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Waiiiiiit . We can give a virtual talk for this ? ? Do we have to be a registrant to participate ? If not , I am SO totally in and would love to help ! 😍 👍 🏻", "@USER @USER @USER You can give a VIRTUAL talk , Ryan . And no , there ’ s no participant fee as gets those waived for our virtual symposium participants . Would love to have you submit a talk ! ", "@USER @USER @USER So TOTALLY in ! 😍 👍 🏻 #scicomm about #chemed is a huge passion of mine , but I can ’ t attend BCCE this year due to budgetary and time constraints . Excellent ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND “ German words with animals ” If you wear glasses and that is apparently a bad thing ? ... get ready for the insults #Brillenschlange or “ Spectacle-Snake ” — - #German ", "context": ["#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND “ German words with animals ” If you like to make the jokes and trickeries , also pranks or slapstick , and don ’ t mind people remarking upon this in a sarcastic manner , you may well be a ... #Spassvogel or “ Joke-Bird ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND If you are a man , 16-85 , partial to sexual intercourse and the vigorous pursuit thereof , heedless of propriety and the bonds of marriage , in short : seek only to Get Your End Away , you may be a #Lustmolch or “ Lust-Newt ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND Nothing happened , someone else did it and ran away , and in any case you were horribly provoked , Many Congratulations ! you are an #Unschuldslamm or “ Lamb of Un-Fault ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND You are a “ Flash Harry ” - always well turned-out , not short of confidence , a true pillar of the community , but behind your back even your friends call you pompous ? Then you are a #Lackaffe or “ Varnish-Monkey ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND Young lady , there ’ s a bin right there ! You are a real #Dreckspatz or “ Filth-Sparrow ” — - ", "#ZOOMORPHISM IN THE FATHERLAND If you measure the distance between parked cars to report violations of local ordinances , doing the right thing at some personal cost - popularity isn ’ t everything ! - take a bow #Paragraphenhengst or “ Paragraph-Stallion ” — - "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Actually , it doesn't matter . I made a joke that fell flat & offended people . For that I'm terribly sorry . I sincerely apologize . I've learned a lesson today & I'll move forward being more sensitive to people's feelings & more mindful about my words . #peace #apologies", "context": ["I ’ m bad at chores . I usually get stuck on a step . #ADHD L A U N D R Y : 1 . Collect clothes 2 . Sort 3 . Wash 4 . Get out of washer before they smell like mildew 5 . Dry 6 . Get out of dryer before they ’ re wrinkled 7 . Take hamper to different room 8 . Fold 9 . Hang 9 . Put away", "@USER I don ’ t think this is an ADHD thing . I think this is a most people thing . I have laundry in the washer RIGHT NOW that needs to be in the dryer but I wil , as always , risk it and do it “ later ” The race against mildew ! !", "@USER @USER Frequency / Intensity / Duration . Do these thing happen to you so often that thinking about laundry is upsetting , and you are never , ever caught up ? Does it languish in baskets for weeks until you can ’ t remember clean / dirty ? Cuz that ’ s kinda what we ’ re discussing .", "@USER @USER Also , people are being very polite , but your comment is rude . We are CONSTANTLY told that our battles are normal , and theres an implied ( or , VERY often , directly stated ) second part to that statement that is “ so what you go through shouldn ’ t be so upsetting / difficult . ”", "@USER @USER Well it wasn't intended to be rude . I was just making what I thought was a light-hearted reply to a conversation and now I think I might be getting \" cancelled \" ? Twitter is weird . I'm sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings . That wasn't at all my intention .", "@USER @USER I ’ m just telling you , as clearly as I can , that you entered a group you don ’ t belong to and hit a sore spot . Me explaining this to you isn ’ t “ cancelling ” ; it ’ s me doing you a favor by educating you so you can learn more about ADHD , which I assume you want since you ’ re here ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You hit it right on the nail ! In our lab , this was a major issue . It affects quality care & patients . Voiced & stood 💪 for them . team #quality patient care", "context": ["SPEEA Calls on Boeing to Stop Trying to Use Washington's Paid FML Law as a Bargaining Chip & Implement It for All Employees | Business Wire new parents & employees caring for family r unable to access state program that provides ~ 12 wks of paid time off .", "@USER @USER @USER Caring for a sick family member & parent time - a bargaining chip 🤔 Since when ? Corporations making $ $ $ suck everything out of their employees-leads to #burnout .", "@USER @USER @USER What costs more ? Retaining a talented and well trained employee ? Or causing turnover and increasing stress for the rest of the team while hiring a replacement ? We have chosen the wrong answer in #healthcare far too many times from nursing to physician flex time & support !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 The word of the Lord came to me : “ Mark , I HAVE spoken to you and I HAVE given you the truth of My Word ! ” — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 If I ’ m not right about The Narrow Door , what on earth was Jesus Christ talking about ? Where is this narrow door that he wants us to find ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 If you truly want to do as Jesus Christ said to do , then you will want to enter through that narrow door , won ’ t you ? He said to enter through it so we should if we Believe in him right ? I ’ m in . Anyone got directions ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Come on you true knowers of God ! Let ’ s go ! Show me the way ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 I don ’ t know about you , but I don ’ t want to stand outside knocking and pleading to get in . I don ’ t want to be told by the owner of the house to go away from him . Being called an evildoer ! Not my kind of fun . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God , it would be much better if You just sent someone to tell me what to do ! It would be easier if You just came here Yourself and explained it all to me ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 💋 🙏 A person can show & have #power , make meetings impossible , exhibit #contacts , #contracts & ... ☝ ️ ☝ ️ ☝ ️ ALL of that has NO bond with or . is has & breathes despite ️ ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER LaTer , 🐦 ! #Healthy Y #Real ToDay 🌏 🌍 🌎 #Worlds ! ! ! 🙌 e to ALL of Us = Expect from ! Be , NOT , NOT NOT ! Be ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER You know when you post van Gogh , that I'll like it ... 👨 ‍ 🎨 Much lightness to all . Yes , existential independence , knowing it's what is needed , and often hard to stick with that ( even though correct ) concept . Peace and a good day to you . :)", "@USER @USER @USER #GraTiTuDe ✍ ️ My 🦌 Darling ! To ALL of Us 🙏 I do receive Y share ❤ ️ WriTer , WE canNOT live with a person without breathing #Freedom . Amor is #Home , NOT . is NOT . Love is a , not a ; not ; NOT ; & Fullness 🥂 ", "@USER @USER @USER #Worlds 🙏 WE 👊 ❤ ️ ✌ ️ #FightWithoutWar #Activism is an , NOT . are , NOT . 😉 Hey It's Alright ", "@USER @USER @USER I wondered about organizations who get applause , those who contribute to a cause and then get named in some way as a benefactor . Mixed feelings about that .", "@USER @USER @USER t's write about that later 🤔 isn't it ? wHAT we CANnot #Change , WE #TransForm 😉 OH 🌝 #MoonLovers Such a Stunning to write about 🤩 .. ☺ ️ .. : Finishing My , ️ ! FeLuz ️ N v An N v 1 1 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER transforming might just be a great thing , change for the better still . Enjoy the moon . I write about amor today . Sometimes it might even seem monotonous , but that's okay .", "@USER @USER @USER Always in ALL the Ways and Way . NO Doubt about that . Never . #WriTing ✍ ️ #SnowInRed Amor is Creation breathing Creativity , NO boredom or monotony , Amor is #Monopoly . Lust in Trust Fantasy for Two in Private , never illusion . Reality in Red Dance in the Snow 🦂 🎵 Down Low ", "@USER @USER @USER #GraTiTuDe 🙏 Great ✍ ️ #Writer SanTé 🥂 Was Flying 🐦 in 💓 #RTs A lot to yeT ! BeauTiful Brave Real = Ado oro ! LaTer e Replying ALL IS Tudo Gracias , SS ‍ ️ Sereia loves it ! is , NOT ! ", "@USER @USER @USER These are worth reading and re-reading . Great stuff . Brave hearts , I think , become even braver through habit ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER is just another #RussianBOTtomfeeder . Ignore them Ted . You ’ re the ‼ ️ ‼ ️ ‼ ️", "context": ["Dear @USER : I served on active duty in the United States military . We are not mercenaries . We are not bargaining chips . We don ’ t deploy for money . Our troops exist to protect the Constitution and the national security of the United States . Get it ? #SaturdayThoughts ", "@USER @USER Stand down , Ted ! You have zero authority here ! 🤣 😂 🤣", "@USER @USER I served on active duty to defend your right to say stupid stuff . You may also want to read the Constitution . Only Congress has the authority to declare war and to fund deployments . Get it ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It seems you lost your point when all you can do is pick on peoples grammar . ( Or autocorrect ) I appreciate my fellow Americans who took the time to educate you . #TheGreatAwakening #TrumpSupporters #peace", "context": ["“ Beware of false prophets , who come to you in sheep ’ s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves . ” — Matthew 7:15 @USER ", "@USER @USER Trump may be a wolf , but there's nothing \" hidden \" about him ; it's all on display to see . What concerns me are all the \" other \" wolves in sheep's clothing trying to destroy our Country ; e . g . , AOC & \" the Squad , \" Bernie Sanders , Eliz Warren & the rest of the socialist-smpathizers .", "@USER @USER @USER Democratic socialism is a political philosophy that advocates for political democracy alongside a socially owned economy , with a particular emphasis on workers ' self-management and democratic control of economic institutions within a socialist market . ", "@USER @USER @USER Our Founding Fathers did not found \" a socially-owned economy . . . within a socialist market . \" That's not what they fought a revolutionary war for . If people want socialism , they can immigrate to a socialist country like France or Sweden , where taxes are horrendous !", "@USER @USER @USER don't speak of the founding fathers . You've no idea about them . Every tweet I've read from you proves to me that you are extraordinarily ill-informed . Though you wear this willful ignorance like a badge of honor , do not invoke the founding fathers . You know nothing of them . Stop .", "@USER @USER @USER Annd there ya have it . Don ’ t debate the Issues with Truth but rather attack the person . You ’ re a troll the question is are you paid to terrorize people or do you simply enjoy it ?", "@USER @USER @USER If you had any foundation in reality , I would reason . But , you live in a world of BS . Stop acting as though you're normal . You're abnormal . Your whole existence revolves around justifying the atrocities of a sociopath , egomaniac & idiot . You're not worth it . You're just not .", "@USER @USER @USER As if to prove a point . Good luck ahead in life from the very little I know about You I would say your a linear thinker . Not a big future for linear thinkers . Take care of yourself . Stop trying to hurt people with your words . Find another path it gets ugly ahead .", "@USER @USER @USER You mean like a lawyer ? Try using properly-constructed sentences with punctuation so that readers can follow you . Brush up on your grammar ; your use of the word \" your \" is incorrect ; it should be \" you're \" in this context . Don't \" project \" onto others whatever \" hurt \" you cause ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Quite a beautiful view of the #Pyrenees , #France , #Spain , , with cover in February 2019 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 Credits : / ", "context": ["Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : The #Shiveluch in , Credits : @USER / @USER ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : Two beautiful views of a Raikoke #Volcano ash , Kuril Islands , Sea of , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Image : #Wildfire near Lake Echo , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER @USER #LakeMichigan and #Chicago during a cold #weather period at the end of January 2019 ( credits : / ) 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 ", "@USER @USER @USER Wonderful example of lake-effect snow at Lake Michigan and Lake Huron in January 2019 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 ( credits : / ) ", "@USER @USER @USER “ Floods hit #Queensland , #Australia , in January and February 2019 . These images compare the situation before and during the #floods . ” 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Buddy , Taehyung also won the title himself , like Jk . It's nothing for Taehyung to be brag about . But ur tweet sounded like he should be because he is with the winner when Taehyung himself was the winner 2 yrs back ! U could have worded differently without glorifying one 🙃", "context": ["make way for taekook aka our gorgeous muse and escort ♥ ", "@USER how happy jungkook was and taehyung was so proud having the most handsome man 2019 on his side", "@USER Exactly .. Then why are u glorifying it ? The title i mean .", "@USER huh ? Jungkook is the winner in 2019 . ofc I can do it .. what is so wrong about it ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER All I said was that we should be careful generalizing , I firmly believe a Majority of people , from all races , religoen and creeds just want to coexist whiteout of fear or hate , we can start here but the government needs to reunite is , black or white this is all our home", "context": ["@USER @USER Don't mind if I don't , thanks all the same . Just the other day you were gloating about all the new work opportunities , you racist cartoon had produced . Now you're back with cap in hand . Tsek .", "@USER @USER @USER Hands up all in the twittersphere who has “ donated ” to poor Jerms “ cause ” 😂 #IsThisWokeBegging #AskHelen 😂", "@USER @USER @USER More than you would be able can count , I hear Canada is lovely this time of year , enjoy it and let us worry about what ’ s going on around here", "@USER @USER @USER Ah yes ... the ol “ you in Canada do you have no more say as a SA citizen ” comment . 😂 Nope , never heard that one before #NotSurprised Seeing as you in the know , did this “ Jerm supporter ” also donate ? #AskingForAFriend 😁 ", "@USER @USER @USER I doubt it , it seems like this commentator , would rather use his money for therapy , we can all pull examples from every group that has a idiot like that , we aren ’ t all one track minded , don ’ t generalize to create your own narrative , no one can really control who comments what", "@USER @USER @USER Ps . As the administrator of a FB page , when the numerous racist comments are brought to your attention and you fail to act ... you become complicit . So pls dont come with some tired wishy washy “ no control ” excuse", "@USER @USER @USER See how it works , once someone reports this to FB , they automatically suspend the page , before Jerm can react to this it isn ’ t whisky washy as you would hope it ’ s fact , fact I know isn ’ t your forte , you just want a voice , a voice to make it appear all whites in sa are racist", "@USER @USER @USER Come now , i never said all whites are racist . Now you just making things up . 😂 Now on Jerms FB page ... theres another story . And he clearly states that he will allow the speech no matter the content because he does not believe in censoring"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 5 mins in the photo was taken . It's not going to take all the people but shows there's enough space if common sense was used . Issue is application of common sense it shouldn't have been left to the dolts to decide , or not . Another ground to the list your lot have damaged", "context": ["HALF TIME | Some unsavoury scenes during the half time break here in the Darlington end . Could result in a delay to the second half . ( 1-1 )", "@USER Absolutely right they all wanted to be on top of themselves in the smallest space in the ground , plenty of room down the side . danger to themselves .", "@USER @USER Sadly not right . Very poorly organised , hopefully all ticket and less to Darlo next time as it was unsafe and people could have been seriously hurt .", "@USER @USER Plenty space down the side but they wanted the same space in the worse part of the ground to watch the game . Wonder why ? Some people need to take responsibility for their own health . Enough space not enough brain cells", "@USER @USER Not quite true though . People who were stood where you are saying advised no space . Poorly organised , I am sure the same mistakes won ’ t be made a second time .", "@USER @USER Plenty space down the side an in the corner but these Muppets wanted to have a bit chew at the barrier . Too many of them . Not enough space for them all and certainty not enough brain cells I'm afraid . Sad when one of your lads from the stand came over to get his family out .", "@USER @USER Some muppets in there is right but plenty space is not correct . I stood in the other parts and it was poor . Stewards opened that bit up and kept moving the line , so obviously people looking for a view would go in there . Really poor organisation .", "@USER @USER Space for 900 and there was 850 of you , overcrowding by the muppets in area and still enough . Plenty of room and where I was stood there was plenty . You are right ticketed next time and you'll get less for the cuntfuckery hope decent fans like you get in .", "@USER @USER I disagree that there was space and I was in that part of the ground . The fact it will be reduced next time will back up that it was poorly organised this time . The fence went due to a surge when a goal was scored as no crush barriers in that part which would stop the surge .", "@USER @USER @USER Incorrect , the fence was already wavering because of previous by louts at the front . The CCTV footage will demonstrated this when presented to the police .", "@USER @USER @USER When enough people and weight is put on the fence it's supposed to give way before human bones and organs do you bloody idiot . What don't you understand about that thickol 1976 🤔 💩", "@USER @USER @USER Dear me down to abuse , didn ’ t take long . Have you checked the ground guide which advises fences should be like crush barriers if none in place ?", "@USER @USER @USER Been a while since you or any Darlo fan has read ground regs . They're suppose to give if there's excessive weight put on them . Abuse is deserved when your thick as gloss . Plenty of space down near the pond end just all the dolts wanted to give it the big un . ", "@USER @USER @USER Speaks more about you than me but heyho it ’ s the internet . Doesn ’ t show a lot of space to take all those people , when was the photo taken ? The video footage will advise more I guess . See a conversation with no abuse required 👍"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER If I identify as a democrat - even tho my policies are those of a republican or a socialist ( all very different idiologies ) - I can count on your vote . Stalin had a term for this : \" Useful idiots \" . He used this term to laugh at non-communists who supported him . ", "context": ["I am a son of the working class . I have stood up and fought for working families my whole life . That is who I am .", "@USER The trolls working for Trump are doing a great job in here , trying to turn #votebluenomatterwho against each other . #BernieBeatsTrump", "@USER @USER #VoteBlueNoMatter who is a ridiculous assertion . I ’ m assuming you believe Bernie will be the nominee , if not , will you still be all Blue ? @USER have done jack $ hit to earn my vote and “ not Trump ” is not a reason . I won ’ t vote Trump , but I won ’ t allow Dems to shove their", "@USER @USER @USER Yep , blue no matter who . No , although I'm going to vote for him in this primary , as I did in 2016 , I don't think he'll be the one . Blue or red , the country is pretty middle of the road . And after Trump , I think people want what they believe is \" safety \" . Probably Biden . :: sigh ::"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well that part is a sad truth that people aren't being educated properly about LGBTQ . All of it comes from lack of education and ignorance . I am however happy to see many young generation are not remaining closeted & stepping up .", "context": ["Tens of thousands of mourners gather in southwest #Iran city of Ahvaz to receive body of General #QassemSoleimani , who was killed in #Iraq in a US military strike . This is the first of several stops before Soleimani ’ s body is laid to rest in hometown of Kerman on Tuesday . ", "@USER @USER I was just thinking that ... but instead of Waldo , look for a woman .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s a Muslim funeral , women aren ’ t allowed to follow the funeral procession as “ wailing over the dead is considered unlawful ” - “ And if the wailing woman does not repent before she dies , she will be made to stand on the Day of Judgment ”", "@USER @USER @USER This is not true for Iranians my dear . Iranian shia Muslims don't obey by that rule . Women R welcome to come to funeral . If u Don't see women is because they don't like to be squished by such pressure . Google photos and u'll see women further back & in front .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s just a bunch of men . I guess women drove them there and dropped them off .", "@USER @USER @USER I think you can see better in this link how women are participating . Though media tends to not showcase women for some reason .", "@USER @USER @USER Any gay people . I know they are so welcome !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I'm a #member of @USER . Not disappointed , just trying to #help make #future stays better by letting you know what is as there is always room for 😉 .", "context": ["@USER #Toronto Vaughan , had a great stay , just a little #advice , please get a #waffle maker ! The were there wasn't one and would be nice to have a wider of ( , ... ) ( Was just one ) . @USER @USER", "@USER We're glad to hear you had a great stay ! We will pass your feedback to our Brand Management team . Thank you . - Pam", "@USER So far 98 % of our #experiences were great with @USER . Another piece of #advice , every #bathroom should have a fan . Some take very hot or smell in there can leak into the when we are many ... 😅 for hearing me out 😊", "@USER We never meant to let you down . We'd like to have a conversation about this to help make things right . Please send us a DM below and we will be on the lookout for your reply . - Cindi"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sending #light and to the #LoveThread part two The ' comeback ' tour ( ( ( bear hugs ) ) ) ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER All I can do is tell everyone what I'm thinking , out loud , for all to see so there is no confusion about he said , she said ...", "@USER @USER @USER While I'm here I want to wish everyone a very happy , healthy and love filled year with friendships , joy and \" Enough \" of all that you need in your lives for 2020 . ", "@USER @USER @USER Happy New Year Tricia . Loved this past year with so many new Twitter friends . Love y ’ all . 20/20 should be amazing . 🎉 🎉 ♥ ️ ♥ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Happy New Year Kari ! It is going to be an amazing year ! I certainly hope phenomenal things for you and your family . ❤ 🤗", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Wendi , is James back up and twitting yet , miss you both ... don't get to see many , only in catchup , although I was up late last night ... Free House until tomorrow 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER james said to tell everyone he wont be coming back to twitter ! was supposed to pass it on ! so i am !", "@USER @USER @USER Who cares ? The guy was a snake and weird , done with those lot who caused so much drama here .", "@USER @USER @USER Happy New Year all ! I haven ’ t seen the love thread on my timeline . Good to see you ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Against better advise and judgement we just brought it back ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "And if it all feels to heavy , just remember : keep swimming , little fish 🐠 💜 Tags ; #mirandamarz #astrology #zodiac", "context": ["Venus has entered Pisces where it will stay until February 7th . Venus is exalted here . Pisces venus views romance like a fairy tale . Extra lovey , sensitive and in-tune with their loved ones , it loves with no boundaries . ", "Venus is pisces is long suffering and quick to forgive slights . Because venus in pisces is so sensitive to what's around it , it needs escape .", "Sleep , music , art , books , partying or solo time ; somewhere the mind can express itself and be with itself and reset without the weight of others emotions . Love your people , love your passions , and , most importantly , take sometime to pour love into yourself ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "I have to worry not only about myself & ourselves , I have to worry also about some other #People in other #Boroughs & #Cities & . And the always come suddenly and unexpectedly ... ", "context": ["I cannot say that the #New #Year 2020 has started well , if I read the #News . The was the and now my have caught me again . What will happen in the & ? ... ", "I know that I have the #Generalized #Anxiety #Disorder , but I do NOT want to believe what did happen TODAY in OUR Multi-Family-House with the 4 . There are in the & ... ", "Before 2012 and especially in the #Nineties it was more peaceful in the #Neighborhood & #Environment , but these have gone . Some are always with me , If I have to do the near our ... ", "After 2012 someone else had said that the Life is fragile and I was able to confirm it . #Everything on this #World is not stable anymore . It can happen at any time that the Life never will be the same anymore ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER What ? ! 😧 😢 ... but .. sigh . If you talk to him again , tell him and the Mrs . That #TwitterFam is praying . Really hard . #Energy heals . 💞 💫 . 😘", "context": ["Guys I'm so sorry to have to tell you this , but Mrs . M3 reached out to me this morning and let me know that she deactivated @USER account . He's not well and he's not gonna be able to be here with us any longer . Please keep them both in your prayers .", "This is one of the hardest messages I've ever had to send . If I have any more specific info for you in the future , I will let you know . I love you my friend and we're gonna miss you . You're one of my best friends in life or online .", "Guys I've spoken to M3 and he wrote this statement for me to publish so there's no confusion . Please keep him and Mrs . M3 in your prayers and let's make a miracle happen . We love you brother . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I regret everything 🥴 🥴 🥴 I ’ m so full I can ’ t breathe", "context": ["@USER Remember that time I ordered nachos to your house and I couldnt eat them cause I was gonna throw up 😂 I ’ m gonna eat the same nachos in ten minutes 🤤", "@USER I ate half and I ’ m so full I might hurl 😭", "@USER Lmaooo , why do you do these things to yourself ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's what's called #perseverance my dear friend . Whatever you persevere Abt isn't just cooking of beans ( even cooking beans takes a lot to make it #soft , and ) @USER My friend . Let's make it louder pls", "context": ["The best things in life are free , but nothing is free", "@USER #Salvation is free . But the sustaining it only costs #perseverance", "@USER Watching closely , it's not really free as you have to do a lot of sacrifices for it"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Meet Mr and Mrs Bayo God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried #marriage ", "context": ["Meet Mr and Mrs Adebayo God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Jacobs God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried ", "Meet Mr and Mrs Onotanemere God bless your home 💕 💞 . Celebrating those who got married in 2019 in the singles fellowship ! ! ! . #singlesfellowship #singlesmarried "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So I get a response telling me to phone @USER #modernworld ", "context": ["Today a very good lesson of commercial dark pattern with @USER ! I make a thread , let's see if you'll find it funny . There was a Xmas promo that ends decembre 31 . Unfortunately , my dad buys me an HP screen and tells me \" get the discount \" ! ! #dad #why @USER ", "@USER @USER Promo is ending january 15th . So I go the 3rd on the website announced on the booklet and see the promotion link , clic on it . ", "@USER @USER But next page is just the message \" promo is over \" . Which leads me to email on 6th @USER #OMG #iknowitwasbad "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER No amount of Money can buy Joy Joy lives in one's heart Wish you Joy", "context": ["To battle depression , there's a list of things people recommend . 1 . Eat healthy 2 . Exercise 3 . Therapy 4 . Pills 5 . Get a good nights sleep 6 . Think more positively and the list goes on . Some of these things are easier said than done ( part 1 )", "Others are pretty much impossible when you're struggling to make ends meet , when your mom works 2 jobs and she's struggling to make ends meet . How can I eat healthy when I can't afford to eat ? How can I go to therapy when I can barely afford my meds ?", "And a good night's sleep on this mattress 🤣 . The system around beating depression only works if you have the money for it and if you don't well good luck , but no one wants to talk about that . #depressionfeelslike #depressedandpoor #SickNotWeak"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I can see it in a song . That ’ s the beauty of it ! Tell me you don ’ t feel the #QueenEry in #Girls or the in it ’ s all themed thought through and beautiful 😘 🐝 🐝 🐝", "context": ["Because white people cannot be pro black ? Is that what are you saying ? ", "@USER You can be #White and be pro-Black but you can ’ t be #White and know the culture 🤔 You need to go through a few things and therefore be #Black before you understand the culture", "@USER But none of those songs specifically talked about culture , therefore no disrespect whatsoever", "@USER Another prime example of how you can ’ t get it unless you are in it 🙄 if it doesn ’ t say “ CULTURE ” then it ’ s not about it 😩", "@USER Would you say Lemonade wasn ’ t about the culture ?", "@USER To me Lemonade was about how her husband cheated on her ... “ The Culture ” is in the way she sings , her intonations in a song such as “ Hold Up ” is very #Black ( Caribbean ) , “ Freedom ” is American and a song such as Grown W is African #AllBlackEverything 😘", "@USER To me is the message through the album , you really cannot see it in the single songs"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Continue living in your fantasy world ! Trump will be YOUR President until the year 2024 . Gonna have to figure out a way to deal ! Did you hear the Natty crowd chanting USA ? ? ?", "context": ["The question that has never clearly been answered to me when I have posed it : “ What would Trump have to do to lose your support ? ” The long pauses and blank stares are scary . For those this applies to - feel free to answer .", "@USER The economy is good , he is securing our borders , people are working which brings self worth . He is pro life , is protecting American interests worldwide , is working on prison reform and is protecting Christian liberties here and abroad . All of the things he said he would do .", "@USER @USER anyone who votes for Trump due to religious beliefs is kidding themselves . Apparently , the chosen one is someone divorced multiple times , has 30 + sexual assault accusations against him , including raping a 13 yr old . Yes , raping a 13 yr old . That's who you vote for .", "@USER @USER It is amazing how far the left will go to discredit someone . It certainly has been shown time and time again how low they will go . I mean 30 plus “ accusations ” is crazy , frankly surprised there are not more ! But great facts bro !", "@USER @USER Lol - Trump is a victim . That explains your level of intelligence .", "@USER @USER And as usual the left offers NOTHING of substance and resorts to personal attacks ! You folks are consistent . Appreciate you adding to the status quo ! Continue on ...", "@USER @USER No reason to argue facts since your party doesn't deal in them . If Trump is Innocent he should be allowing witnesses and documents . But we all know he's not and that's because he's already , and will forever be , IMPEACHED ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank Angel I already did this one but I wish you an day ! ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Julianna ! My MC's first name : T A L I A", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks My MC name is R A N D Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Justin 😍 My MC name is S H A Y", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , lovely Lily My MC is called S U S A N", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you kind DB my MC names C R Y S T A L"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We are going on the new P & O ship in October #covhour", "context": ["Has anyone booked a holiday yet - try @USER in @USER #covhour", "@USER @USER @USER Not yet but I ’ m already dreaming about one 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Share your holiday pictures with us we love to see what everyone has been up to #covhour"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Like all US Soldiers , They didn ’ t send Her ... She Volunteered ! #Iran #Iraq #Ukraine", "context": ["House Democrats will take up legislation Thursday to restrain President Trump's military actions amid hostilities with Iran , Speaker Pelosi announced ", "@USER #CNN , @USER - What do you say to thousands of American Soldiers that lost arms & legs to this Bastard ? What about the hundreds of #Gay , #LGBTQ that are routinely tortured & hung ? Guess who ’ s voting ? ? ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Blame Bush and the DC for sending her to fight a war base on lies"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No for ... How you say 🌐 #SOTUSpeak 🌐 say what's on your mind for sake . Say #LifeIsPrayer #DeathIsBaptism to say civility be only once . May then say just so - not ze can stop it . Yet ; ze not allow one - ", "context": ["CURRENT MOOD “ Grey Spot ” | adult swim smalls Existence happens in the middle . Created by Sarah Shaw ( @USER ) ", "@USER @USER #GrayTruth @USER #ForYou #PicturesSay1000Words if you will . 🌐 [ ] 🌐 determine what is . Who say what is abuse this & age ", "@USER @USER @USER What's better than want to serve the greatest cause known to man ; than to infact work towards a greater cause be defeated [ as ] do little #NeedToKnow do [ as ] much as possible be to do little as possible . not what your country can do #ForYou ; "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I like it as well ! We did something like this months back . It was so much fun . My nieces helped me to go through a figure out each state our followers helped to clear a list . We hit all 50 states , Canada , and the UK .", "context": ["Continuing to map out the general whereabouts of #teachers I ’ ve been able to help since #ClearTheLists movement started . Not shown : Trinidad and Canada . What a journey ! Looking forward to connecting with many more of you in 2020 . 🥰 ", "@USER @USER I ’ m not going to lie , it ’ s a lot of work ! But once I got caught up , and just make sure to keep tabs as I go , it gets easier . And it ’ s so rewarding to see the map all colored in , to see the connections I ’ ve made 🥰", "@USER @USER For me , it ’ s the connections and friendships I ’ ve made that I treasure most , more so than getting my lists cleared ! 💕"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER MUPPET PLAYS GUITAR ! ? ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 011 ] Hi , my name is Larry , I worked really hard on this #vlog so please & if you enjoyed it , that would mean a lot thanks ! 😊 ", "context": ["📸 LARRYS ' #VLOG2020 THREAD For those of you that don't know I'm vlogging every day during 2020 because ... um ... I thought it was good idea ... or something . I actually started a few days ago but today was the first official #vlog of 2020 . ", "It's a little late but here is today's #VLOG2020 episode . Night night friends , talk to you all tomorrow ! ❤ ️ ", "📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 003 ] In Episode 003 we talk about Streaming , Casting Couches , & how shitty AUS POST is with parcel deliveries ! Enjoy ! ", "Noisy Neighbors , Unboxing Package , & Snacks ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 004 ] I decided to #vlog a bunch little moments over the course of the day & edit them together . Not every vlog will be this elaborate but I hope I can find a happy medium to work with daily . ", "RAIN ! ! ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 005 ] I has ze frendz ! ! ! No friends were harmed in the making of this video . ", "KFC , bush fires , & more packages ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 006 ] Thanks for watching , liking , & sharing ! 😊 ", "Knives , New Tables , & Announcements ! ! ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 007 ] I lost some of today's footage but I made up for it by announcing one of many projects of been working on . @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER IT STILL COUNTS ! ! ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 008 ] I definitely didn't fall asleep & forget to upload my vlog ... My clock says 10:40 pm so it's still technically the 8th ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Busy day being a muppet ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 009 ] Played a bit of an Andy McKee song in the background of today's vlog . I might do a full guitar video for one of the vlogs in the future . Let me know if you'd like to see this in the comments . ", "@USER @USER @USER Burrito Nachos ! ! ! 📸 #VLOG2020 [ Ep . 010 ] Today was a good day . 😊 👌 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ion even mind we got a bond issa go if the mood 🤷 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️ 😭", "context": ["@USER I go over there to see my son she just cooking in them sweats no panties cheeked up , I ’ m like this a mf set up 😩", "@USER If you co sign it I ’ ll believe it lol , only a nigga with almost the same number bby moms could understand this logic ,", "@USER Yea bruvv deff a set up don ’ t fall for it 🥴 💀 😭"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Perfect ! “ The Minister of Tweeter ” . Now that is truly rare and something I ’ ve never heard before . Keep up the good work .", "context": ["Wow . Rep . Pramila Jayapal , co-chair of Progressive Caucus , says post-briefing : “ There was NO raw evidence presented that this was an imminent threat . ”", "@USER @USER @USER Rare Logic tweeting logic heard 1000 times before . I agree it ’ s true where all roads lead but coming from you shouldn ’ t the logic be rare ? Rarely heard of before . Rarely used . Rarely stated . If you have nothing rare to tweet then tweet not . Just saying .", "@USER @USER @USER My , my ... are you the Minister of Twitter ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Dear Madam I am in Germany Have you seen the support for Gen . Flynn It is my over 90 % of my whole Twitter this Morning it is something quite amazing . LOVE is on your side 🙏 💚 💚 🙏 #PardonFlynnNow", "context": ["In responding to @USER motion to show cause & compel production of Brady material , Mueller prosecutor Brandon Van Grack hints that @USER cooperation agreement req . turning over any comms sent to Flynn by ppl trying to help his defense , including from Congress THREAD", "For no substantive reason other than as a veiled warning to back off , Van Grack includes an email sent by Devin Nunes HPSCI staffer Derek Harvey via Barbara Ledeen to Flynn , which Flynn ’ s prior defense team immediately turned over to the gov ( & it appears not for the first time ) ", "This aligns with Flynn ’ s defense team also turning over the voicemail from Trump ’ s WH lawyer Dowd to Mueller , which Team Mueller then misrepresented and truncated to remove context when producing the transcript in the Mueller report", "The rest of gov response : — Powell / Flynn requests are a “ fishing expedition ” — SCOTUS allows the gov to withhold impeachment evidence in a guilty plea scenario ( * true ) — Powell made up her mind before knowing the facts of case — Judge should dismiss motion , move to sentencing Flynn", "I should say , other than the snark , the rest of the government response is quite strong in many areas ( particularly narrowing the scope of the dispute to the single 1001 charge and citing Flynn ’ s repeated knowing waiver of rights ) and I think could be persuasive to Judge Sullivan", "@USER You're assuming facts not in evidence 😊 Stay tuned . Prosecutors are terrified Judge Sullivan will give defense evidence we know they are hiding that shows they never had anything & knew it #Comey #McCabe orchestrated ambush #Strzok no original 302 ? Factual basis ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" If we allow some to act as judge , jury and executioner ... \" just wtf do you think this dead iranian was doing ? 600 + American servicemembers dead because of him . Holy crap . Your logic says as an Iranian / muslim his doing it was pure but someone else not so much .", "context": ["🎥 First Minister @USER says there must be “ cool heads ” on both sides as tensions increase between the US and Iran following the death of Major General Qassem Soleimani . #HeartNews ", "@USER @USER @USER Indeed . Wise words . I'm challenged immensely by Iran . His death was however nothing short of murder and it is now the world's collective responsibility to determine if his death , his murder , is justifiable . Such a judgement will be yet another test of humanity .", "@USER @USER @USER Just like all the people those men murdered or crippled", "@USER @USER @USER One can not I feel condone the actions of such a military general however , as a society are we progressing if we allow some to act as judge , jury and executioner without collective input from others . My opinion only"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "RoseBear Available now @USER Win the Best Boyfriend Award 🥇 Get your girl a gift that will last a Lifetime ! 🌹 🧸 Shop now and get Crazy Discounts ! #rosebear #myhubbyisthebest ? #ValentinesDay ", "context": ["RoseBear Available now @USER Win the Best Boyfriend Award 🥇 Get your girl a gift that will last a Lifetime ! 🌹 🧸 Shop now and get Crazy Discounts ! #rosebear #myhubbyisthebest ? ", "RoseBear Available now @USER Win the Best Boyfriend Award 🥇 Get your girl a gift that will last a Lifetime ! 🌹 🧸 Shop now and get Crazy Discounts ! #rosebear #myhubbyisthebest ? ", "RoseBear Available now @USER Win the Best Boyfriend Award 🥇 Get your girl a gift that will last a Lifetime ! 🌹 🧸 Shop now and get Crazy Discounts ! #rosebear #myhubbyisthebest ? ", "RoseBear Available now @USER Win the Best Boyfriend Award 🥇 Get your girl a gift that will last a Lifetime ! 🌹 🧸 Shop now and get Crazy Discounts ! #rosebear #myhubbyisthebest ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It would bug me for that reason as well ! 😂 I ’ ve always been a little surprised that she hasn ’ t said anything about it . #patience", "context": ["True story : We have never argued . Not once . I mean that . We ’ ve had intense conversations , but never exchanged a single salty or sarcastic word . But he likes to pick up my keys and make sure my car is locked . Just hit the button . Make it go beep . And that infuriates me . ", "@USER 😂 I do that . In my defense , people go through our cars at night , so I potentially re-lock them as a precaution every night . 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER It ’ s an extremely reasonable , helpful , safe and responsible thing to do , and it absolutely enraged me . He doesn ’ t even move my keys . Leaves them just where he found them . I still hate it , and I fully admit I ’ m the wildly irrational one here .", "@USER I ’ ve always wondered if it bugs my wife and now I ’ m thinking it probably does . 😂", "@USER She may not be bothered , because it ’ s not inherently bothersome . But I can ’ t not internalize it as him checking on me . Going behind me to redo something I ’ ve done or ensure I did it at all . It honestly reads as criticism to me , when it absolutely isn ’ t , and it ’ s my hangup ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Yes because then i can make a school which will teach happiness . for all #Peace for all #Happiness for all !", "context": ["#Who_am_I Born in Japan . After high school , I made my rock band debut . I then founded a fashion EC ‘ ZOZOTOWN ’ . TSE-listed and gained a market worth of US $ 15 billion . In Sept . 2019 , I sold it to Softbank Group and stepped down as CEO . My net worth is now US $ 2 billion ( Forbes ) . ", "I have a passion for collecting contemporary art , Japanese antiques , supercars , wine etc . Some people know me for purchasing J.M.Basquiat ’ s $ 110 million painting . I will be the first civilian to fly around the moon on @USER ' s Starship rocket , scheduled to launch in 2023 . ", "In 2019 , I did a 100 million yen giveaway on Twitter ( 1M yen to 100 winners ) . I hold the record for the most retweeted tweet . In 2020 , I did a giveaway of up to 1 billion yen . This social experiment will study the effects of UBI . Will you be happier if you were given 1M yen ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks to everyone ⭐ ️ 🍀 🍀 🍀 ⭐ ️ January flowers are Anemone by ISEEYOUFLOWER ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks to everyone ⭐ ️ 🍀 🍀 🍀 ⭐ ️ January flowers are Anemone byby Wei-San Ooi #flowers #Inspired . ", "@USER @USER @USER Good evening ⭐ ️ ⭐ ️ ⭐ ️ Stephen 🌹 🌹 January flowers are Anemone by Güzin Erdag • * ♪ ♪ * • #flowers #Inspired . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks to everyone 🌹 🌹 🌹 January flowers are Anemone by Darryl Propp 🍀 😃 #flowers #Inspired . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks to everyone ⭐ ️ 🍀 🍀 🍀 ⭐ ️ anuary flowers are Anemone by Adina Iftimie #flowers #Inspired . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks to everyone 🌹 🌹 🌹 January flowers are Anemone by Herbert Pregel 🎀 #flowers #Inspired . 🎀 ", "@USER @USER @USER Tyvm 🎀 YO 🌹 🌹 🌹 January flowers are Anemone by Ana Tramont 🍀 #flowers #Inspired . ", "@USER @USER @USER Tyvm 🎀 Manón ⭐ ️ 🏆 ⭐ ️ January flowers are Anemone by by Herbert Pregel 🌹 #flowers #Inspired . ", "@USER @USER @USER Tyvm 🎀 YO 🌹 🌹 🌹 January flowers are Anemone by Lisa Murray 🍀 #flowers #Inspired . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Me too ! It's like surfing ;) gotta keep getting up whenever you fall in the crashing waves - and when you do crash , have a little laugh ;) always love your energy as well , sweet friend ! Sending love and light ! have a beautiful hump day lol ;) #runfree #nosnakes", "context": ["@USER Boom ! #Nofilter just for youuu ! Plus fluorite blessings & moooar ! 😝 🙌 ✨ ⚡ ️ 💛 ️ ️ ", "@USER Oh Ms . M ! I love it ! ! ! 😻 😻 😻 how are you sweet soul ? I feel like I haven ’ t talked to you in a while !", "@USER I've been working a lot , still adjusting to new schedule for new term . :) All is well ! I've only popped onto twitter occasionally over the last week or so & I've been enjoying catching your posts here and there ;) Fun and funny and sweet and neat ! lol ;) Hows you ? ✨ 💛 💛 💛 💫", "@USER Wonderful to hear ! I ’ m good , been super focused on upgrading my mindset and vibration lately ☺ ️ always love your energy my friend !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 🌬 LOVE IS IN THE AIR 🌬 ✔ We want u 2 stay not go 28.6 % ✅ We Love @USER 42.9 % ✔ Mr Big wants that u tweet 14.3 % Sir puppy wants u 2 tweet 14.3 % 7 votes · 5 days left 19:40 PM · Jan 13 , 2020 · Twitter Web App #ThirdVoteWeloveKinahan #Twitter #Dorsey", "context": ["📊 KINAHAN PASSPORT 📊 #VOTE If you wish I be daily bringing u the latest updates , polls , news on all to do with Sir Puppy , Gilla , Me-self 😘", "✅ MR BIG WANTS I TWEET ✅ 🔸 ️ We want u 2 stay not go 0 % 🔸 ️ We Love @USER 0 % ✅ Mr Big wants that u tweet 100 % ️ Sir puppy wants u 2 tweet 0 % 1 vote · 6 days left 22:47 PM · Jan 12 , 2020 · Twitter Web App #WillTweet4YouMyGilla", "🐶 PUPPY WANTS I TWEET 🐶 🔸 ️ We want u 2 stay not go 0 % 🔸 ️ We Love @USER 0 % ✔ Mr Big wants that u tweet 50 % Sir puppy wants u 2 tweet 50 % 2 votes · 6 days left 22:57 PM · Jan 12 , 2020 · Twitter Web App #SirPuppy #Tweet #BoldPuppy", "💟 ANGEL NUMBER 333 💟 ✅ We want u 2 stay not go 33.3 % 🔸 ️ We Love @USER 0 % ✔ Mr Big wants that u tweet 33.3 % Sir puppy wants u 2 tweet 33.3 % 3 votes · 6 days left 00:07 AM · Jan 13 , 2020 · Twitter Web App #AngelNumber333 @USER I Love u 2 bits", "@USER 💜 WE LOVE 👙 KINAHAN 💜 ✔ We want u 2 stay not go 25 % ✅ We Love @USER 25 % Mr Big wants that u tweet 25 % Sir puppy wants u 2 tweet 25 % 4 votes · 5 days left 18:01 PM · Jan 13 , 2020 · Twitter Web App #FirstVoteWeLoveKinahan @USER #JackDorsey #Twitter", "@USER 👍 I STAY ON TWITTER 👍 ✅ We want u 2 stay not go 40 % ✔ We Love @USER 20 % ✔ Mr Big wants that u tweet 20 % Sir puppy wants u 2 tweet 20 % 5 votes · 5 days left 18:53 PM · Jan 13 , 2020 · Twitter Web App #SecondVoteWeWantYou2StayNotGo #Twitter #JackDorsey @USER", "@USER 💜 LOVE U KINAHAN 💜 ✔ We want u 2 stay not go 33.3 % ✅ We Love @USER 33.3 % ✔ Mr Big wants that u tweet 16.7 % Sir puppy wants u 2 tweet 16.7 % 6 votes · 5 days left 19:33 PM · Jan 13 , 2020 · Twitter Web App #SecondVoteWeLoveKinahan #LoveYou2Bits #JackDorsey"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The world is your oyster , enjoy your 20th year ! 🎂 🎈 🎂 🎈 🎂 Happy Birthday To A Beautiful Young Lady ", "context": ["I ’ m so surprised by all the birthday wishes I ’ ve gotten already today ! Thank you SO SO much ! ! I appreciate you all ! ! ! 🎉 🥳 💙 #TuesdayThoughts #BirthdayGirl", "@USER The world is your oyster , enjoy your 29th year ! 🎂 🎈 🎂 🎈 🎂 Happy Birthday To A Beautiful Young Lady ", "@USER I ain ’ t that old yet , haha ! I get your point though and thank you ! ! ! 💙"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER “ If rejoining would be better economically ” - shows how little she knows about macro then doesn ’ t it ? Because rejoining would mean pegging our currency or joining the Euro which would turn us into Greece ( considering our Debt / GDP ratio and current account balance )", "context": ["WATCH : Jess Phillips says Labour must be prepared to advocate for EU membership if Boris Johnson's Brexit leaves the UK poorer and less safe . #Marr ", "@USER Well she ’ s actually totally wrong on every count . Rejoining the EU would require economic convergence and adoption of the Euro ( or a currency peg ) and signing the Shengen agreement . All disastrous for the UK which has a negative current account balance . Happy now ?", "@USER She didnt say she would rejoin . She said if the conditions proved true , that rejoining would be better economically , she would support that . Keep up champ ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "My beautiful wife is assisting with the new book . Called The Dream Machine . It's about a drug that allows the user to teleport to any moment in time set in 9303 . #Dmt #bewhoyouwant #newbook Your chance to be appart of a new book involing you . Sign up here . ", "context": ["#Copycat is a crime , you with your impossible system forgets that I am an original human and not a robot . The #fake continue to not want to get to know me and the left wait until I do something first . #copyright ", "Sparks the idea , Dream time machine story about the dystoping future . About a drug called \" Z5r3p7g9 \" . There will a book for all ages covering , #trustworth #selfworth #sefldestruction ", "It will be rated PG for kids , MA + 15 and R + 18 for the adults ; Love , sex , volience and fun . #sex #violence "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why not ! The thinks Hillary has superhuman abilities to survive capture on every front of [ alleged ] wrongdoing .", "context": ["Worth repeating . The testimony & evidence considered in a Senate impeachment trial should be the same testimony & evidence the House relied upon when they passed the Articles of Impeachment . Our job is to vote on what the House passed , not to conduct an open ended inquiry .", "@USER No . You're 100 % wrong . A Trial requires : • Evidence • Witnesses Your job , Senator Rubio , is to be an * impartial * juror .", "@USER @USER So does an indictment , and yet the House chose to pass the Articles anyway . Both things also require a crime , which was also lacking in the whole thing . They alleged a crime in the beginning , but then never included that crime in the Articles .", "@USER @USER @USER Which came first : the Constitution , or the USC ?", "@USER @USER @USER Does it matter if neither Abuse of Power nor Obstruction of Congress are codified as criminal acts ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes it does matter that they are not crimes . Obstruction of congress is part of the duties of the executive branch . And abuse of power is so common , as well as a matter of opinion ( in most cases )", "@USER @USER @USER I think you misread my post . I was responding to the \" which came first \" question with my answer . It doesn't matter which came first as those things aren't crimes , so should not be the basis of an impeachment ( included with crimes , sure , but not stand alone ) .", "@USER @USER @USER Violation of the emoluments clauses is explicitly impeachable , which provides a practical bribery test , in the Constitution itself . By that very reasonable standard , bribery was committed .", "@USER @USER @USER There's a very good reason they didn't include a violation of the emoluments clause in their Articles : Trump donates all funds gained from foreign governments at his properties to the US Treasury .", "@USER @USER @USER Receiving them is the violation . You've got to apply being a stickler both directions .", "@USER @USER @USER Nope . Benjamin Franklin received a gift from some European country , France , I think it was . Congress then declared that he could keep it . Congress can't make a decision about whether a government agent can keep a gift unless the gift is known , which is after it's given .", "@USER @USER @USER Gifting , particularly among governments , are not hecessarily spontaneous , and a strict reading of the Constitution calls for prior consent of Congress . Congress makes decisions about things that haven't happened yet all the time . It's what they actually do for a day job .", "@USER @USER @USER No , that's not the way it's ever been interpreted precisely because most gifts are not known of ahead of time . But you're right about Congress making decisions on things that haven't happened yet . They decided in 2016 to impeach Trump for something that didn't happen until 2018", "@USER @USER @USER GOP shouldn't beat that horse . They were after Obama from day one , impeachment ( you may recall \" that's change I can believe in \" t - shirts ) , make him a one-term President declared for the record by #moscowmitch on #Senate floor , or just by hook or crook .", "@USER @USER @USER But how many times did they actually try to draft Articles or open an Impeachment inquiry ? I can't find any . Some Democrats tried to draft Articles 3 or 4 times prior to this , mostly based on tweets Trump sent .", "@USER @USER @USER Trump didn't suddenly become an authoritarian man-child who would be king . Decades of visibility there . America allowed a person who has operated within his businesses with absolute authority to become president of a democratic republic . That amounts to implanting a cancer .", "@USER @USER @USER Trump isn't an authoritarian man-child now . No , Trump is not a cancer . Put down the FakeNews before you have a stroke .", "@USER @USER @USER That's all he is , nothing more . Well , #putinpuppet fits in there somewhere .", "@USER @USER @USER Ah yes , the disproven Russia angle . So is Trump an evil genius that can evade detection by 4 federal investigations into ties to the Russian government ? Or are you a \" useful idiot \" for keeping up the conspiracy that the media peddled for years and Mueller said didn't happen ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's what they keep telling me LOL Everyone at work be like you're a flight attendant and you don't drink coffee ? ! ?", "context": ["Who can ’ t go without coffee in the morning ?", "@USER 🙋 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️ 🙋 🏾 ‍ ️ ‍ ️ coffee is nasty . A nice glass of water will do .", "@USER LOL NOPE ! That after taste coffee leaves on my palate ... I'm good !", "@USER It ’ s all a mind thing tho I use to think that but once u get past that you have no idea what u missin"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "\" To all your friends you're delirious So consumed In all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The pieces gone Left the puzzle undone Ain't that the way it is \" What else can I say ? It always feel wrong . I always feel alone , incomplete #ChristinaAguilera", "context": ["I want to share one of my favourite song . 🤗 I first heard this song when I was about 13 years old & it's forever imprinted in my heart . Just watching the MV itself was both shocking & encouraging for the young me back then . #ChristinaAguilera ", "Growing up in a rural area in an Asian country , many \" ideas \" presented in this MV was unthinkable for me at that time yet it was surprisingly easy for me to accept . It was also around this age when I realized I'm relatively more open & my thinking different from others around me .", "I guess my depression already started though back then I wasn't really aware , thought that harming myself to feel better is normal / OK . But this song's lyrics & video really left a mark on me . What about \" flaws \" ? What about \" differences \" ? There's so many out there , I am not alone .", "Even the starting lyrics ' are powerful . \" Everyday is so wonderful Then suddenly It's hard to breathe Now and then I get insecure From all the pain I'm so ashamed \" This . Even now , I still don't know why I'm like this . I'm just suffering . #ChristinaAguilera", "\" I am beautiful No matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful In every single way Yes words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today \" It's what I'm desperately struggling to coax myself with every single day . #ChristinaAguilera"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I know the regret that you speak of . The same applies to me with my son , David . May the light of #God's heart bring ALL fractured families back together one day very soon ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER ", "context": ["#God has not brought my son , David who I have not seen or spoken to in many years and I back together yet . Please #pray reconciliation is upon both of us one day very very soon ! #Depression", "@USER @USER I have a daughter with whom I have not met since 2007 . I feel you , brother . I also have other relatives with whom I doubt reconciliation is possible . Do you have someone nearby who needs you right now ? If so , go to them , and praise God .", "@USER @USER I pray God brings you and your daughter together one day . I have another son and we are in close contact . It is a great regret of mine that David has gone astray . Thank you again for your message and may #God continue to guide us ALL forever going forward ... #Prayer", "@USER @USER I have six children , and I'm close with all five sons ... one is platoon leader in AIT right now , and we talk all the time . But I regret the rift between myself and my daughter every day ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You two may have never been houseless , but you show you have the empathy awareness . Well done . You deserve a silent listen to the Voicings of the Star Arts of AMERICANS .. #aaceimnrs A homeless vet was the author , and the voice . He has a home now . .", "context": ["For the next Survivor series , let ’ s get 16 politicians and force them to live on the current minimum wage without access to their current bank account , house , car , or luxuries . They must pay rent , feed a family , clothe a family , work a minimum wage job , etc . for 6 months .", "@USER @USER Don ’ t forget the lack of good health insurance and a decent car .", "@USER @USER @USER And an area with no public transportation - like most of America !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Are you magic ? Can you read my mind ? Wow I thought that was fake but apparently you are the #grandwizard #omg", "context": ["Fellow #resisters this account is now non stop on my page . Instead of attacking and giving him the negative attatention he ’ s seeking let ’ s shower this anonymous proud white man a #welcome #usa ", "@USER Anytime ! I hope u get the love ur seeking . I send u love from the universe .", "@USER just so the non-brainwashed people know , if you ever want this woman to stop with her anti-white rhetoric , invite me into the convo and she will stop trying to spout her anti-white rhetoric", "@USER I haven ’ t stopped lol . But ok . I ’ m not gonna continue to entertain you . You have like 60 followers and a fake pic . How can I take u serious ? Come on be real . U pose no threat to me . U just demonstrate the mind of hate . Being a nurse I try to understand how we got here", "@USER you are a FAKE person saying things you DONT actually believe … and then feeling DUMB about it when u get called on it"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I trust in #divine timing . The #universe always has my back . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The most important time in the #world is the time you make for yourself #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER is the master key that opens the gate of #happiness #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER Wear #gratitude like a cloak and it will feed every corner of your #life #Rumi ", "@USER @USER @USER So powerful is the #light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER #Happiness is not the absence of problems , it ’ s the ability to deal with them . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER In daily #life we must see that it is not #happiness that makes us #grateful , but that makes us ", "@USER @USER @USER is an emotion totally silent and inexpressible with words #Rumi #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER Let your #light shine so bright that it shifts the energy in the room #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t forget to bring your and INNER BLING to each and every brand new miracle of a day #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER Be the and #kindness you want to see in the #world ", "@USER @USER @USER The #world is full of #beauty when your #heart is full of ", "@USER @USER @USER Believe in the #beauty of your #heart . Use it to see a whole new world wherever you go ... #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "@USER @USER @USER You are a beautiful magnificent multi-dimensional being who ’ s soul purpose is to expand into and be love #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER I feel glorious , dynamic energy . #Iam active and ALIVE #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Rather than anti-black ( hell , are our thousands of ' black ' MPs , MPLs , Cllrs , members and activists really so stupid ? ) we are pro South African and no party anywhere showcases the natural diversity of our country's people than we do . Fact . We stand for all in service to all", "context": ["If this is what @USER stands for how can one vote expecting change , solution and a better South Africa for all ... Thank you Hon Zille @USER you've made me take one step further from what could be a fine party . @USER please advise I am saddened by this ", "@USER @USER @USER Lol the DA is anti black they have demonstrated this several times but my people are fooled repeatedly", "@USER @USER @USER Sadly brother I am starting to see that"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 But God I wanted You to come here Yourself ! Come and do the teaching ! Show everyone who You are ! Show everyone what Jesus Christ meant ! It would be easier to Believe then ! It would be clearer too ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 If I ’ m not right about The Narrow Door , what on earth was Jesus Christ talking about ? Where is this narrow door that he wants us to find ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 If you truly want to do as Jesus Christ said to do , then you will want to enter through that narrow door , won ’ t you ? He said to enter through it so we should if we Believe in him right ? I ’ m in . Anyone got directions ? — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Come on you true knowers of God ! Let ’ s go ! Show me the way ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 I don ’ t know about you , but I don ’ t want to stand outside knocking and pleading to get in . I don ’ t want to be told by the owner of the house to go away from him . Being called an evildoer ! Not my kind of fun . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God , it would be much better if You just sent someone to tell me what to do ! It would be easier if You just came here Yourself and explained it all to me ! — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 The word of the Lord came to me : “ Mark , I HAVE spoken to you and I HAVE given you the truth of My Word ! ” — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER * * * 17 * * * Healing Vibes are on their way May the ' trauma ' ebb away Future's looking TRULY bright #ChooseLove #Kindness & #Light Mitakuye Oyasin ~ One Tribe of Love Vibes Namaste ~ One GREAT Love", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I know , I can ’ t get everyone to wake up . I ’ m working my tail off to make sure all my trauma survivors will know breathing & grounding coping skills . I don ’ t even WANT to know everything I know anymore , but apparently Spirit has a plan all along . I never cared before Spirit led Me", "@USER @USER @USER i truly believe working with survivors is a ... calling .. if you don't have the insight or empathy .. education by itself will never make you effective ... XX", "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely . Disaster trauma takes extreme gentle loving kindness . I ’ ve been lead to teach my YouTube channel breathing , & how you can talk yourself into or out of panic in a moment of chaos . I crawled thru fire saying “ I can do all things , thru Christ , Who GIVES Me STRENGTH . ” x3", "@USER @USER @USER It is a pleasure to meet you . Hilarious somewhat . I have PTSD I forget the kind that is chronic but it is from a lifetime of child abuse , rape & then domestic violence . Repetitive trauma ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "🍗 God ’ s Love keeps a person who is free of cancer from having it . God ’ s Love can remove cancer from a person who has it . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "context": ["🍗 The Spiritual explanation for cancer appearing in people . A message of Hope . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Sinning isn ’ t acceptable in God ’ s Eyes . It ’ s Written in The Word . There are many people who regularly consume this Book , yet they continue to sin . It ’ s acceptable to them . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 God regularly pours out His Wrath against people to punish them for sinning . He doesn ’ t enjoy doing this . It ’ s God ’ s Wrath that causes cancer to appear in a person . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 Sinning happens nearly everywhere . As a result , Wrath is poured out nearly everywhere . That ’ s why cancer is such a common ailment . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit", "🍗 However , cancer doesn ’ t always appear after Wrath is poured out . That ’ s why cancer isn ’ t everywhere that sin is . — — — #God #Jesus #HolySpirit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's up there with the James Caan trick of renting the worst office in a fancy building and meeting every client in the foyer and taking them out for coffee so they saw the super impressive building but not the run down office itself ! #CausewayHour", "context": ["What is going to be your priority for the next week ? #CausewayHour", "@USER 1 . Getting that marketing plan mapped out . 2 . Getting house tidied to a non-embarrassing level 3 . packing a bag to airline acceptable level and successfully jetting off for first ski holiday in 5 yrs ! #CausewayHour #selfemployed #HolidayTime 🛫 ⛷ 🎿 😃", "@USER @USER @USER Precisely my point haha but that's one advantage of having a tea bar , we just host friends there 😂 #perks #causewayhour"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm impressed of your artistic restraint of ... bladder face features ...", "context": ["I've just realised its Friday ! So here are the distraction ranks for this week ( please follow them all so they've more people to distract ) @USER @USER @USER #ff", "@USER @USER @USER Hehe ! Thank you lovely . I am hiding from distractions and knitting like a demon ! ! ! I have A LOT of stuff on the needles ! 🤣 🤣 have a fab weekend all xxx ", "@USER @USER @USER 🤣 🤣 🤣 feels like it ! ! ! Lots to make , one me ! 🤣 🤣 I need me some more hands ! X ", "@USER @USER @USER You will also dread the Walrus of Distraction . Let me give you two words of encouragement ... KNIT FASTER", "@USER @USER @USER Hahaha ! Definitely need to knit faster ! 2 days 2 pair of mitts and a blanket finish , photos and listings to get going . Lists upon lists and designs and graph paper and hubby's birthday today so pizza and films tonight 😁 🧶 🧶 💕 🧶 ", "@USER @USER @USER Don't worry , its just one more vote for the Swedish year of #nodistractions", "@USER @USER @USER What in the name of bloody hell is that ? !", "@USER @USER @USER I just searched walrus and this came up ! 😱 😬 😱 ", "@USER @USER @USER What the ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! Is that a brain snot bubble ? ! ? ! ? ! 🤢 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤢 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m SO hooked . Thank you @USER for introducing it to me . Brilliant and beautifully written . So many exquisite moments . Can ’ t help but fall in love with every one of the characters . #bingewatching #talent", "context": ["Last night was the first ep I directed solo . Thanks to our great team for the support and encouragement ! Also , I only did it so that I could get one of these “ director directing ” shots . 🎬 😎 👉 🏼 ", "@USER My 15 yo daughter is a legit actor , is Canadian ( in Toronto ) and is obsessed with Schitts Creek ! ! Who does the casting for the show ? ? She has representation . Maybe Alexis needs to Big Sister a little sister ? ? ? ", "@USER @USER They've finished filming . But I'm sure your lovely , talented daughter will have loads more opportunities with a gorgeous mum batting for her ! 😊", "@USER @USER My daughter was appalled I didn ’ t know that . Thank you all for the lovely comments . #schittscreek is her inspiration and to see so much Canadian talent !", "@USER @USER Well Schitt's Creek IS inspirational . The creators are geniuses ! GENIUSES !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And you still can't figure out the point of a console .", "context": ["When PlayStation guys realize they can ’ t use the “ I play on pc I don ’ t need an Xbox ” ", "@USER If everything is playable on pc , what's the point of console gaming ?", "@USER @USER Been thinking about it for a while now ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Thanks for the info ! I found it just now on my app 👍 🏼 ", "context": ["Don ’ t be frightened by your finances . Get paid twice as fast with the easy way to send invoices and accept payments . #BackingYou", "@USER Is there a charge to send an invoice ? I get charged $ 1.17 per invoice by @USER 😕", "@USER Thanks for a great question , GreenThumbGirls ! We do not charge to send invoices . You see out full pricing breakdown here : . Let me know if you have any questions . ^ ES"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Enjoy in the journey ! #songs #hopeful ; \" My Journey \" , CLICK BELOW ! Thanks ! ", "context": ["lessons in LOVE have been some of the most difficult , heartbreaking and emotional rollercoaster rides i ’ ve ever been on ... and yet , they've also been some of the most magical experiences my heart has ever known .", "where the world of relationships will take anyone is a mystery and what i ’ ve learned is that there isn't one right formula . what one is willing to endure , others will look and say , \" oh hell naw ! \" and what one is willing to let go , others will question , \" why ? \" truth is ...", "only you know your truth . no one else has walked in your shoes and lived all your life experiences . the choices you make are yours and yours only . today and everyday , i honor my choices .", "& as my love journey continues to write new chapters , i learn more about myself in ways that only a romantic relationship will teach you . s / o to all in this world figuring it out step-by-step day-by-day . there ’ s no finish line , no place you need to be , no person you need to love ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You will probably be crying on twitter and I will be going along my merry way chief . Don ’ t be ! Twitter is supposed to be not #pathetic", "context": ["#DeucetheSnitch Teported me to the twitter police , Because I told him to hang himself ... Logoff cry baby #SensitiveTroll that cant take twitter heat ... ", "@USER #victimmentality #sensitivechris grow up little guy and take responsibility for yourself , it will be ok I promise !", "@USER Im fine , u are not ... Ill go to the next fight and u will sit at home cheerleading"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , was #15 in 2013 , it's x2 platinum , she has several songs on the chart from last decade , in 2017 she scored another Hot 100 appearance , she's the most successful female on Billboard's HISTORY , so yes , we can drag flopaj .", "context": [". @USER ' s \" All I Want For Christmas Is You \" drops off the Hot 100 from # 1 . It ’ s the only song to drop off from the top spot in the chart's history .", "@USER @USER and Mariah stans had the audacity to drag megatron ", "@USER @USER @USER The difference is , Mariah peaked at # 1 for 3 weeks . Not everybody has that to their credit ", "@USER @USER @USER congratulations to Mariah but , Megatron still should have never been dragged by a Mariah stan since she hasn ’ t seen the hot 100 since 2011 w / o AIWFCIY 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️ "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We ’ re beyond worries here . The state pushing experiments with uneducated Muslims against the hard working people paying the bill .", "context": ["Shocking that no one is shocked . Over 2,000 foreign killers , paedophiles and rapists waved into UK without criminal records checks ", "@USER @USER We got over 400k no authority even knows who they are", "@USER @USER @USER We don ’ t know who you are either .", "@USER @USER @USER Well , thank god for that . No need to worry ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER 2014 demonstrated the effectiveness of the wonderful democratic institution that is the secret ballot . All the noise on the street made by the oafish minority defeated by the silent pencil marks of the sensible majority .", "context": ["Good luck to everyone marching for independence in Glasgow today - hope the weather isn ’ t too bad ! Sorry I can ’ t be there today , but look forward to seeing you all again soon . In the meantime , sending my support and best wishes .", "@USER I'm British . And unfortunately I am loosing my EU citizenship . I am seruously considering moving to Scotland in the next few years , so as to be able to stay near my admin and yet retain my EU citizenship rights . Do you think this will be a possibility ?", "@USER @USER Independence doesn't mean Scotland staying in the EU . I'm afraid you've been misled .", "@USER @USER @USER Tells us why it would be beneficial for Scotland stay in the union ? I mean anything would be good ... 👂 ! ! ? ? ? !", "@USER @USER @USER The pooling and sharing of resources that means that when different parts of the UK do well , they can fund those parts doing less well , and ensure public services are maintained . In the 80s and early 90s Scotland was a net contributor , in the years since we have had net benefit .", "@USER @USER @USER London Docklands was unproductive wasteland in 1980s . Investments from rest of country resulted in development and is now massive contributor to UK revenues including to Scotland .", "@USER @USER @USER Total bollocks both of you . Scotland , like many regions of England has been starved of investment and any joined up economic planning . The only for Scotland to prosper is to take control of our own resources . Pooling and sharing is a myth .", "@USER @USER @USER Economic planning is devolved . You should complain to the SNP . Independence means losing billions of pounds a year . Pooling and sharing is very , very real and we'd find out the hard way if we dividing the UK as you want to .", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? The Scottish gov decided to invest billions in HS2 , London Crossrail , the Olympics development , Trident renewal , tax breaks for oil companies etc . Scotland is a wealthy country with enormous potential .", "@USER @USER @USER Too many myths ( HS2 , Crossrail , Olympics etc ) to bother with there . And infrastructure investment in any part of the economy benefits whole economy through added productivity .", "@USER @USER @USER Myths ? More nonsense . You don't think direct investment in Scotland on the scale there has been in SE England would be of greater benefit to the Scottish economy ?", "@USER @USER @USER As I've pointed out before the fiscal transfer is a myth . Even if it were true don't you think it would be a better idea to have an economic policy the whole country would benefit from ?", "@USER @USER @USER The whole country does benefit . That's what the map shows . Haven't you got a march to go to ?", "@USER @USER @USER So the whole country would benefit from investing in Scotland instead wouldn't it ? As for marches we can get tens of thousands to march on a terrible day like this the union can't get anyone except your pals in the OO to March in the middle of summer .", "@USER @USER @USER We don't organise marches . We don't want to change Scotland's place in the UK ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Don't really remember much ... I was on my way back from the Trump Rally and woke up in the hospital . I'll be ok ... How are you ? ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Father , We bless your Holy Name . We thank you for your protection and grace . We pray for Truth in this world . We pray that your Word be manifest in our lives . We love you . We hope in you . In our weakness , be stronger ", "@USER @USER @USER Im not able to converse mystic but saw a tweet i had to respond i love you from the bottom of my heart lovely patriots", "@USER @USER @USER Praying for you Thomas . 🙏 💛 🕊 ️ 😇 Here ` s wishing each and everyday of renewed strength that will bring brighter times and a happier , healthier you Thomas ... for God ` s Light is also God ` s Love that will embrace you now and forever more . You are not alone Thomas , we all send Love . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you rosettalind for your kindness i really love you and your words of kindness", "@USER @USER @USER Thomas , you might not see or hear from me everyday ... but often I work in the background and I ` m always aware of what ` s going on with all the lovely , caring people that I ` ve met on the way . I might be out of view , but never out of thought . Rest my friend and all will be well . 🙏", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , still praying for you , Thomas , to recover fully . We've been fighting off congestion and fatigue in our house for a month or more . Hang in there and heal up , brother ! ! 🙏 ✝ ️ ⚕ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Prayer for you Cp , the power of prayer is medicine for the Soul , sometimes weakened by darker forces , sometimes it ` s the fatigue of taking on the Sword + Shield is our everyday life ` s battle with evil . The Armor may be heavy but we will Triumph , God knows his Warriors of Light . ", "@USER @USER @USER Sir Thomas ! Was thinking of how brightly you shine and how you bring Love to our group . So I made something for you . Enjoy . ", "@USER @USER @USER Hey Long flight , but maybe you could make it to the end of the Trump Rally line . 🤪", "@USER @USER @USER You ` re the Winner Fly ... others flies had to quit from exhaustion . 😁 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , we do . I am the daughter of a democrat soldier who is over there somewhere fighting for the freedom of those who sitting home calling him Libtard , Dumbocrat or whatever yall think is the cool word o day . That is who I am . A soldier's child .", "context": ["Very good meeting on the Middle East , the Military , and Trade . Heading back to The Southern White House ( Mar-a-Lago ! ) . Updates throughout the day .", "@USER @USER Leave it to No Life Jeff to tweet the president within minutes a Trump tweet .", "@USER @USER @USER Leav it to Greg to notice and do the same .", "@USER @USER @USER To be fair , he is someone who doesn ’ t seem to understand how the impeachment process works . Don ’ t be too hard on him .", "@USER @USER @USER The Left doesn ’ t like to be defined , but they know who they are ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER #BREAKING_NEWS : Melania ’ s 1996 “ Einstein Visa ” photo released by #FauxNews ! Einstein ’ s survivors vehemently request that you NOT and #retweet this ! ", "context": ["Melania can't even speak English . I have never believed she could speak 6 languages . It's crock of BS . ", "@USER Oh , but she came here on an “ Einstein Visa . ” ", "@USER @USER And we've all seen her \" Einstein photos \" . 🙄 Lordy , I hope she didn't use any of those as her photo on her \" Einstein visa \" . 🤔"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Ohhhh I can't wait for the break ! ! Haha . #JEALOUS but also of you ! ! ! Crushing it . Jan 31 is SO CLOSE what the heck ? ? ?", "context": ["I ... am getting 10 gd chapters done today ... or else no Eagles game tomorrow . THERE . I SAID IT . IT'S OUT IN THE UNIVERSE . See you on the other side . #PitchWars ", "@USER Thank you thank you ! ! ! How are revisions going for you ? !", "@USER I ’ m on a break for now — I recently sent my first round revisions to my mentors and am awaiting feedback . Trying to enjoy the break and not pre-freak out for no good reason ! 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER WordPress fan here too #interiorschat - it also gives me a real sense of accomplishment , to have created the site and built it up from scratch", "context": ["A4 . Blogging is more relevant than ever . It gives you a platform to showcase your knowledge and skills . It has massive potential to grow your email list , improve your SEO and get more clients on autopilot . #interiorschat ", "@USER I hope it ’ s still relevant . We control our own little space there . If Instagram goes down then where would we be ? ! I still get visitors and I ’ m intending to get back on the blog wagon this year after a slack few months #interiorschat", "@USER @USER Hear , hear ! If Insta goes down , so do the 99 % of IG-only ' blogging ' individuals . I'm a true fan of the traditional Wordpress blogging"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "This photo is particularly great because it was taken in West Yorkshire It shows a group of nurses next to an ambulance train at Huddersfield station and was taken on 17 November 1917 . ", "context": ["Sam Mendes ' war epic #1917Film is released today , so I have gone rummaging through the collection to find some photographs from 1917 [ Thread ] 👇", "1917 was the height of the First World War , and Sam Mendes ' film is set in the trenches in northern France , so we're starting with this photo of a soldier in a flooded trench in France from actual 1917 ", "Soldiers were banned from carrying cameras during World War I , but many did , to the point where the Vest Pocket Kodak was nicknamed ' The Soldier's Camera ' . Here is a group of soldier's in gas masks from WWI , from the Kodak Collection that we hold here in Bradford . ", "While not often the focus of films set during World War I , women played a hugely important role in Britain while men were on the front line . This photo shows women making fuses for artillery shells at Horwich railway works , which was used to manufacture ammunition . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wonderful example of lake-effect snow at Lake Michigan and Lake Huron in January 2019 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 ( credits : / ) ", "context": ["Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : The #Shiveluch in , Credits : @USER / @USER ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Images : Two beautiful views of a Raikoke #Volcano ash , Kuril Islands , Sea of , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER Some of the most and interesting #satellite images of 2019 👉 Image : #Wildfire near Lake Echo , Credits : @USER / ", "@USER @USER @USER #LakeMichigan and #Chicago during a cold #weather period at the end of January 2019 ( credits : / ) 🛰 ️ 60 more images : Some of the most and interesting images of 2019 👉 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "When you are joyful , you will not do stupid things against yourself . Be joyful ! #MondayMotivation #happiness #MondayMorning", "context": ["What is the secret of your joy ? Lao Tzu is a celebrated Zen master today , even then he gathered a certain number of disciples around him . It ’ s part of the Zen tradition that when the master or the guru is dying , people gather around for a final message . ", "So in his last days , people gathered around him , and asked , “ Master , what is the secret of your joy ? ” Lao-tzu faced lot of extreme situations in his life . He was accused of things that he had never thought of , and he went through troubles .", "So people asked , “ You went through so many things , but you were always joyful . What is the secret of your joy ? ” Lao Tzu said , “ Oh that ! It ’ s just that every day in the morning when I woke up , I used to get a question .", "The question is ' Today shall I be joyful or miserable ? ' Till now I just happened to choose joy , that ’ s all . ” So have you made your choice ? Every day in the morning , ask yourself a question “ Today , you ’ re going to be joyful or miserable ? ” .", "You must make this choice every day , “ Today , I am going to be joyful . ” Joy is not a goal by itself . It is just that when you ’ re joyful , you are pleasant to the world . When you are joyful , you are sensible in your head ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Aunty L came 4th Lady . Not in her age group . 4th Lady overall . Immense", "context": ["@USER Mum came 4th lady she really really pushed herself but got pipped at last minute 😬 ", "@USER Well done Aunty L 🏅 🎂 Iz hope yoos got extra cakes noms for doin sooper gud . Also , maybees yoos shud push da other lady into da canal ?", "@USER Pffftttttt 4 seconds that ’ s all 😱 😬 😬 😬 mum was 52.17 18th outa 121 n dad was 56.03 35th outa 121 👏", "@USER Mum really wanted a trophy cos last one she did she was 4th lady so pushed herself as fast as her little legs ’ d go but 4ths good 👏", "@USER @USER Excellent run from Aunty L always aiming high . She WILL get a trophy ❤ ️ ❤ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... Furthermore , if Trump could do it all while still mired in #TheSwamp , sleeping #sheeple would never #wakeup . Everything that is really hard to look at must be in order to bring people together , .", "context": ["We just filed a Motion to Withdraw the plea of @USER because the government acted in bad faith , with vindictiveness , and breached the plea agreement pursuant to which he has cooperated fully at great personal expense and \" held back nothing \" according to #prosecuters until ", "2 . @USER refused to LIE on demand from #prosecutors in EDVA in Rafiekian case . Van Grack exploded--now his new sentencing memo seeks to send #Flynn to prison #BadFaith @USER @USER is innocent ", "@USER @USER @USER #FlynnIsInnocent #FlynnWasSetIp #FreeGeneralFlynn God Bless You Sidney Powell And God Bless General Flynn ! 🙏 🙏 🙏 🌟 🌟 ", "@USER @USER @USER Trumps DOJ is trying to put an innocent man in prison . Let that sink in .", "@USER @USER @USER Most of the DOJ are entrenched bureaucratic #DeepState , of which #Hussein packed in as many as he could , just as he left a record judge positions unfilled , all for the #WickedWitch . ! ?", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t feed me that garbage . They can ’ t just do what they want . The way you make it seem is like these people are free to do whatever they want without oversight or reprimand from the AG or the President . There have been clear ethics violations and laws broken by this DA in this ..", "@USER @USER @USER .. Flynn case and the longer it goes on that these violations are not dealt with then more clear it becomes that our president is either compromised or he was Flynn ’ s enemy from the start . It ’ s looking like Flynn was a last remaining patriot in our country ...", "@USER @USER @USER Look at the chaos being allowed to happen under trump . Red flag laws . Free speech under attack . States threatening gun bans with no push back from trump . And real patriots being railroaded ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "We wish Ruchika and Doresh a wonderful life ahead . Thank you for making us a part of your big day ! #MondayMotivaton #celebration #delhi", "context": ["What is a Green Wedding ? Just ask your parents how they organised their #wedding . 😍 Green is a wishful thought that often loses out to the linear economy these days but it is possible to be sustainable if one tries a little . This is Ruchika & Doresh's wedding . ❤ ️ #Sustainability ", "Ruchika wanted a celebration that was minimal yet beautiful . She did go to town on the flowers though . 😄 Some bought from the flower market and some grown at a friend's farm . 🌹 🌹 🏵 ️ 🏵 ️ #minimalist", "The fight was to keep it single use plastics free . That's when reusables came to save the day as much as possible but we all know how the cold drinks we enjoy so much come in a pet packaging . Even though a devil , they are recycled when segregated at source . ♻ ️ #WasteManagement", "Handmade sweets from her native village were hard to resist . Packaged in traditionally red colored cardboard boxes . 🤤 #Sustainability", "While a wedding comes with it's own set of chaos , thanks to the bride , a woman of substance , the celebration had very little environmental impact even though it's a big south Delhi wedding with linear economy surprises on every turn . 🙂 #circulareconomy"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "Everything that may have limited you hitherto is loosed , every Pharaoh over your life is uprooted and his power & strength removed . You will rise , you will shine , you will celebrate & be celebrated #QuantumLeap #Victory #Reinvention", "context": ["Prophetic Word during the Watch Night Service at Ariel Assembly Our year of Quantum Leap for Joy This is your year of multiple and continuous joy and victories , you shall leap for joy . You will make giant strides in your endeavors Death and sickness shall be far from you ", "It is a year to remain in God's presence Be a giver not just a receiver , sow , tithe , help , support , spend and be spent This year do not trivialize the anointing or the anointed Be expectant throughout this year , have faith and have hope , love the Lord and love people", "God wants to reinvent you , be prepared You would become a household name for good You shall leap for joy You will make rapid and continuous progress Affliction shall not arise a second time"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Really swollen . U can tell that hurts . Going to hurt for a few days . Mom will make it better . #Ice #Motrin #Pamper", "context": ["This is what happens when he eats chocolate 😂 😂 ", "@USER He ’ s a character . Surprised that he was in such good spirits . When we got home from school yesterday he got his thumb caught in the car door . It was so awful his scream . My poor baby 😞", "@USER He now won ’ t touch the door to open or shut it", "@USER This is this morning . It ’ s swollen . I gave him Motrin and Ice last night . Probably need to give him some more today . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER If DePodesta and Berry are involved in the personnel decisions , #Browns can go back to \" winning the draft pick gathering \" while we go winless on the field . Let's go ahead and pay $ 16m for a 2nd round pick", "context": ["What was John Dorsey ’ s best move as #Browns GM ? Nick Chubb in Round 2 ? There certainly weren ’ t many to choose from , were there ?", "@USER Dorsey's teams won 12 more games than the previous 2 - year regime . I think he had plenty more good moves than just drafting Chubb . This team is more physical and has more speed than what he inherited .", "@USER @USER Don't forget the success MccD's in Denver ! Maybe we can bring back Tebow to take Mayfield's job !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Amy repeatedly went over her allotted time tonight , ignoring the moderator , pressing home her punchline .", "context": ["how does a candidate for the Democratic nomination not seize the very first opportunity to speak with conviction and horror about tonight's revelation , demand resignation of Pompeo & indictment of those who threatened a US ambassador ?", "It's okay to ignore the TV hosts and talk about what the audience and your primary electorate most urgently care about .", "You're running for president . All the votes are over here , on the other side of the camera .", "One thing to learn from Donald Trump 2016 : you look more presidential when you decline to defer to a TV host . You're running for the top job on the planet , not interviewing for an internship"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And Hunter Biden , Adam Schiff , Maybe John Brennan and James Comey ! LOL #Resist #Liberal", "context": ["Breaking : “ My mind is open to witnesses on both sides ” - GOP @USER to me just now .", "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely you should definitely get Mulvaney , Giuliani , and Pompeo to testify so they can clear the President . Just think how powerful it will be when Mulvaney tells the Senate under oath that their was a quid pro quo and to get over it . Plus Rudy ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Too bad the Pirates and more specifically , Bob Nutting , still hasn't realized this is what happens !", "context": ["Guys , seriously . Nobody wants 3 Pitt tickets at face value & a free parking pass to tonight ’ s game ? ?", "@USER It used to be the hottest ticket in town . It is amazing what a few mediocre seasons followed by a few disaster seasons can do to a fan base and interest in a team"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Imagine your only fame is critiquing the president ?", "context": ["Your 2nd Amendment is under very serious attack in the Great Commonwealth of Virginia . That ’ s what happens when you vote for Democrats , they will take your guns away . Republicans will win Virginia in 2020 . Thank you Dems !", "@USER The American people are fed up with the epidemic of gun violence and mass shootings in our country . Compared to other industrialized nations , we have one of the highest per capita shooting deaths because we refuse to address the source of the problem — our easy access to guns ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Did Vladimir give you your talking points ... Or is this just years of Adderall abuse ? Either way , you've got serious brain issues .", "context": ["They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders , just like last time , only even more obviously . They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that , as a Senator , he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial . Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy ...", "... Joe Biden , and Bernie is shut out again . Very unfair , but that ’ s the way the Democrats play the game . Anyway , it ’ s a lot of fun to watch !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER “ Dude ” , get educated . Then tweet . It won ’ t be so embarrassing for you . #uninformed #racist", "context": ["Cryin ’ Chuck Schumer is saying privately that the new China Trade Deal is unbelievable , which it is , but publicly he knocks it whenever possible . That ’ s politics , but so bad for our great Country !", "@USER You will be cry in ’ when you ’ re in prison ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ... and the great \" #Christian \" , @USER pence looking on like , \" Funny boss ! Hit somebody boss . \"", "context": ["Fascism scholar : If Trump wins again , America will be ‘ ready for full-on authoritarian rule ’ ", "@USER Just look at that daddy's-boy acting like De Niro's Al Capone . tRUmp is SUCH a whiny-ass wimp . I would have loved it if he'd grown up in my neighborhood . He'd be a better man for all the ass-kickin's ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Awww did a troll account created in 2019 to destroy US democracy , freedom and rule of law by re-electing Trump “ break up ” with Warren ?", "context": ["I don't take these endorsements lightly . I ’ m committed to working together to ensure that we level the playing field for the Latinx community . ", "@USER All these tweets make it obvious we've all broken up with Elizabeth 💔 #ByeFelicia"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Wow , imagine how ashamed your grandkids will be when they realize YOU could have DONE something during your tenure to prevent the destruction of the planet , but instead , you gaslighted folks while supporting #SpaceForce .", "context": ["No @USER the world will not end in 12 years but we must , absolutely must do something , over the next 500 million years . Some say we should develop a space shield to protect us from the sun ’ s increased luminosity . I ’ m not against that but ...", "it will only be a temporary respite maybe a few million years . I do think we should also begin genetically altering O2 producing organisms to send to Saturn ’ s Titan and possibly the closest planets outside of our solar system . What say you AOC ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER We agree . The house impeached with insufficient evidence .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER GAO is not the judiciary . They can have an opinion . It ’ s not a legal fact-finding .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , that ’ s what we ’ re hoping the Senate trial will be . Legal fact-finding , with the witnesses and documents the WH has blocked ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ m becoming more salt than pepper every day .", "context": ["I don ’ t know who this dude is , but I may have to start watching the browns 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ ", "@USER He ’ s a good looking salt & pepper also"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But what country are you from ? ! ? ! I guarantee with spelling and grammar / sentence structure like that ? ? ? What grade did you graduate ? ! They would throw you out for not knowing ANY English .", "context": ["@USER @USER She don't want to talk that , Obana deal , sold are country out , that ok with her ,", "@USER @USER @USER Seriously . Look at his posts , he couldn't soeak proper English to save his life . Just another regular , uneducated tRump supporter ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Contacted ended up going somewhere we didn't want to but due to time restraints and childcare , no option ... sposed to be a romantic wander round lovely Brugge , not now , Changed the whole vibe ☹ ️ and no mention of compensation just kinda be grateful ur still going ...", "context": ["@USER email this afternoon saying mini cruise to bruge we are booked on for next week is cancelled-why ? Disappointed", "@USER Hi Amanda , I'm really sorry your sailing has been cancelled . The Pride of Hull is required to stay a little longer in refit for a bit more TLC . Please call our contact centre anytime after 07:30 for some options and we'll do our best to help . * Shakira"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER When they called my agent , we never got past , “ coach on Spirit Airlines . ” #greenroom", "context": ["The NoCo booth at #g32020 is standing room only #honorshameculture ", "@USER I need you to be a plenary speaker here !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That ’ s why I put in in quotes . But I felt she was better than that .", "context": ["She has no problem calling him a liar and he goes Easy , for those pretending there are two progressives in the race look at how CNN is backing this smear job ", "@USER We knew they were gonna tear Bernie down with smears . I just didn ’ t think a fellow “ progressive ” would participate ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I belong to the party of common sense . Sadly , I have no representation .", "context": ["I've been helping my twin brother @USER his entire life . Now happy to help with his campaign as he will be a great US Senator . Great to see his opponent chipping in ! You can too at this link ", "@USER @USER @USER Smart people for congress . That ’ s my political party 🤣"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes the Democrats are acting like patriots ! As a republican I ’ m embarrassed by #ImpeachAndRemove ", "context": ["“ Nancy Pelosi said , it ’ s not a question of proof , it ’ s a question of allegations ! Oh really ? ” @USER @USER What a disgrace this Impeachment Scam is for our great Country !", "@USER @USER @USER Does Nancy not understand just how un-American that kind of statement is , Mr . President ? Her and the Democrats want our country to become a place where you ’ re “ guilty until proven innocent . ” Thanks for exposing them for whey they REALLY are ! 🙏 👏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not one to complain , never have in the past about a company . But I was speechless at the customer service I received from your red card customer service . Especially after being a loyal customer for 10 + years .", "context": ["@USER really disappointed in your customer service . Been a red card holder for 10 + years and no one willing to assist me with issue . No longer will I shop @USER !", "@USER We're sorry to see that you're having trouble with your RedCard . Please contact our RedCard services at 800-659-2396 for assistance ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Definitely losing their charm though . Fox \" News \" doesn't even bother with them anymore ! Last one was only on C-Span 2 . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️ 😉 😎 #PoorRatings", "context": ["On my way to Milwaukee , Wisconsin for a #TrumpRally . Look forward to see you all soon ! ", "@USER The President has these rallies a lot of times on the same night of Democratic town halls and debates . I'll give it to him that he is a master marketer . However , he has no idea how policy works in the short and long term ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER To say that with all of these factors at play that these kids are dying due only to the conditions in detention centers is factually and scientifically inaccurate . And if only seven have died that's a miracle . Considering what they endure getting here . It should be more .", "context": ["@USER @USER Send me a source that is not an advocacy organization and I will look at it . And I will look for one myself . Children are not dying en masse on cold floors . It is not happening I can guarantee you . I'll bet you a cheeseburger .", "@USER @USER @USER Now you say they are not dying \" an masse \" . How many do you want - 100 ? 1000 ? 1,000 , 000 ? The fatality numbers are from the CPB , hardly an advocacy group . #WeThePeople"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER REALLY ? We need more name calling , bad manners , incivility , lying , corruption , bad form ? Wow . Just WOW . Today's republican party has gone not only down the gutter , but straight down the shitter to HELL . #Unconscionable #BadForm #DoBetter ", "context": ["A ) you are . B ) here ’ s the video . ", "@USER We need more of this ! Thank you , Senator !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And Warren has now failed all progressive tests . She under no circumstance ever get my vote .", "context": ["So I called my friend and ally a sexist but I ’ m gonna pretend like I didn ’ t do that while confirming I ’ m doing that but let ’ s stop talking about it lol moving on ! ", "@USER This was the establishment working with Warren to destroy Bernie before Iowa and New Hampshire . It will fail because they have nothing . This was desperation ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Democrats Felt the Same Way During the Lincoln Administration #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["These hacks spent years demagoguing Benghazi and now lead pitchfork wielder @USER won't even brief Congress on EMBASSY SECURITY . ", "@USER @USER @USER I just don ’ t have words ... thugs have just take over"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Announced today . @USER \" conduct unbecoming a teammember . \" Benched late last game and did not play mins at end . @USER and \" did not travel . \" Hope all's well , but doesn't look good . From outside looks like drama . Hope not ! #betterthanthat", "context": ["@USER I hope our ladies who stayed home have proven their point and get back to focusing on the game . When a player faces discipline : reflect , adjust , grow , improve and move on ! But putting self before the team ? They let the team down . Period .", "@USER Did I miss something ? Were there players suspended ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Tried calling but it ’ s ringing out . I thought the campaign was “ It ’ s the Little Things we do to make our service special ” #notasadvertised", "context": ["@USER very disappointed at not being able to book free seats on our flight to London online or phone . Not good enough and false advertising . Please help . 😢", "@USER HI Mr . Macdonell . Thank you for reaching us out . Please provide us with your BI Airlines booking reference or e-ticket no . enabling us to check with your concern . Should you require further assistance , please do not hesitate to contact RB Customer Service Centre at + 673 221 2222 ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER :( Respond and immediately blocked . I am so sad right now at how much I have been owned by such insightfull responses . Oh woe is me . Oh woe is me , however will I go on with my life ? ", "context": ["Ladies and Gentlemen , I present to you the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland . ", "@USER @USER @USER Yes . Your point being ? My point is that ppl pretend like this was some major win of the tories , while it clearly wasen't if you look at the actual numbers and that the UK voting system is deeply undemocratic ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Cheating is cheating but sadly not limited to this occasion . #Integrity means doing the right thing when no one is watching , not espousing integrity because you haven ’ t been caught . When we lose who we are while “ winning at all costs , ” what exactly have we won ?", "context": ["Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow , manager AJ Hinch suspended for 1 year after MLB investigation finds team used technology to cheat during World Series-winning 2017 season . Team fined $ 5M , forfeits 1st and 2nd round draft picks in 2020 and 2021 . Background : ", "Houston Astros fire manager , GM in wake of investigation that found club guilty of stealing signs during 2017 World Series winning season . Owner Jim Crane says the team accepts the league's punishments . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And that ’ s why the Hammer will always be a bloody joke", "context": ["A VP of Cadillac Fairview has strong words for #HamOnt council after their decision to kill the idea of an arena at Lime Ridge Mall , suggesting a proposed $ 890 - million investment could now be at risk ", "@USER Sounds like this is a play for CF to stay relevant in today ’ s ever changing retail field . Anyone can spin # ’ s to suit their agenda . Who REALLY gains from this ? Where would all this spinoff development take place ? hotels & residential ? that Y parking structure is needed ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You should ask for sharing contact details on DM not openly on twitter .", "context": ["@USER @USER Will I get my order ? If you can't provide service , why do you run a business ! ! Its your company's reputation at stake . I am never going to buy anything again from Popxo . #PopXoShop #HighlyDisappointed #badservice", "@USER @USER Hey We are so sorry this happened . Please share your order ID & contact details . We'll get back to you ASAP . Appreciate your patience . Thanks"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And that ’ s . That ’ s my only point .", "context": ["@USER Regardless of reasons and narrative , IF Fuente leaves for Baylor perception will be that it ’ s a better job .", "@USER @USER Have to imagine they have had a better run than Tech over the last 10 years ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #FeelTheBern canceled for the second time around ! The Democrat establishment does not trust their voters so MSM aids in the cancel ... #CancelCulture 🇺 🇸", "context": ["If you believe cancel culture is real ... name some folks who have been canceled", "@USER You and @USER cancelled Marianne Williamson presidential hopes via twitter . It was swift & effective . If a candidate doesn't do well on twitter they are in trouble . You know that . You helped in making sure her stuff didn't go viral & you sowed doubt about her credibility"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #worstcustomerservice #award goes to #shaw . Hours and hours of wait time on phone and live chat has limited scope .", "context": ["@USER tech was here a week ago . Paying for 300 . This is a waste of my money ", "@USER Hey there , those certainly aren't the kind of results you should be seeing . Fire us a DM and we'll be happy to help you get to the bottom of this . =) ^ Kirk "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's so disappointing we were hoping to bring our daughter for her confirmation which is on the Saturday and who's birthday is St . Patrick's day . We can't justify € 1000 in price difference . #stpatricksday #march17", "context": ["@USER why if flying out a day earlier is the return flight priced differently . If we fly Sunday return on Friday is € 272 . That doesn't make any sense . We need to fly Sunday to Friday . #ripoffireland ", "@USER Hi , to available of the Saver Fare you'll need to include a Saturday night stay , this is subject to availability . Fares are based on availability , the more seats that are sold the remaining seats tend to increase in fare ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That ’ s how clueless you are . The SecDef was worried that his contractors would NOT get paid by the end of the fiscal year because trump was ILLEGALLY withholding the aid-DUH ! And SecDef ’ s COS was alleging that pence ’ s trip to meet Zelenskyy would ’ resolve ’ the issue .", "context": ["@USER @USER Thanks for proving my point that many people were concerned trump was violating the law by withholding Congressionally mandated aid without notifying Congress of the reason .", "@USER @USER I didn't prove your point . The point is that the SecDef was concerned because he had military contracts lined up ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is what i got from customer support also @USER Flipkart ", "context": ["Weather i ve to beg the delivery agent to delivery a product . Tottaly disappointment as a plus member i have experienced the same more than 6 times to particular pincode raised complient everytime no use from customer service my last order was cancelled by agent on own @USER", "@USER Sorry to hear that . We'll definitely help you . Request you to share the order ID so that we can assist you further . ( 1/2 )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Beginning of government control ? As if the control is something new ? Bernie is just next in line .", "context": ["The hell is this ? this \" just rolled into Virginia \" ! ? ", "@USER @USER That ’ s the beginning of the long-overdue governmental control needed to save our failed country . #Bernie2020"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You can take that stick out any time you want .", "context": ["My youngest said that Warren “ seems like the kind of grandma that doesn ’ t make cookies . ” Basically , he ’ s saying she seems cold , but I like his phrasing better .", "@USER My Mama was the epitome of a loving and affectionate grandmother , but never baked me a cookie ... because she hated baking . It ’ s sad your kid picked up on your own internalized misogyny and thinks an older woman should be sitting around baking cookies in order to not be “ cold ” . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER pm women apparently can ’ t answer simple questions without getting #triggered", "context": ["It ’ s been a slow news day , but I ’ ll be joining @USER at @USER pm AZ on @USER . 😉 👊 🏼", "@USER @USER @USER pm Love the new attitude Martha . The media has been terrible to women . Time to push back and rightfully so . #NoApologies"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER They ’ re looking at the bigger picture . Less than 20 % of Americans support the 🍊 🤡 So that leaves 80 % of more than 325 million . Rallies are microscopic by comparison . 🍊 🤡 is using their work without acknowledging the band ’ s intellectual property . Just like China does .", "context": ["R . E . M . is not feeling fine about Trump playing the group's music at his rallies . \" We are exploring all legal avenues to prevent this , but if that's not possible please know that we not condone the use of our music \" by Trump , bassist Mike Mills tweeted . ", "@USER Very petty and not a very smart business move . Have they seen the size of President Trump ’ s rally ’ s ? I added a couple songs to my playlist from a Trump rally ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So they can be as unhealthy as you . Is that what you do at home . Another lame excuse just to side the king of burgers !", "context": ["So the Trump Administration wants to make school lunches less healthy ? It ’ s almost like a concerted effort to take on the persona of a comic book villain .", "@USER No . Kids are currently throwing out half of what is given to them . He wants to ensure the kids will actually enjoy the food so they will eat it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Assigned a tracking number ; doesn't say what shipper . CSR said it wasn't shipped and then told me it was damaged in shipping . Such an inconvenience . #badCSR #wasteoftime", "context": ["Amazon Prime 2 Day ? Item shipped , tracking # available , not here , Amazon says it wasn't shipped and then was damaged when shipped . Wants me to buy another one with \" free shipping . \" Isn't that what Prime is ? ! Walmart , here I come ! @USER #badservice #liars", "@USER Hello ! We ’ re so very sorry for the disappointment . When you look at your order history here : , can you tell us which carrier was assigned to deliver this package ? ( AMZL , UPS , etc . ) . Let us know , we ’ re here to help . ^ TY"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Into raw food #barf for my dog but even a can of dog food is probably healthier than diet . But hold the kibble !", "context": ["Impossible Whopper contains no estrogen ; will not lead to men growing breasts if eaten in moderation w / commentary by @USER and @USER via @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Dog food is also ok in moderation . Probably more ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Known fact in RVA he ’ s all uva over VT", "context": ["A journalist ’ s duties do not include being a homer for the beat he or she reports on . WTF man . #hokies ", "@USER You can ’ t clean that up - @USER is a good journalist - and isn ’ t a homer for anyone - that just crazy talk from you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just like 2016 they have NO agenda to attract voters to their side ! And they do not trust their voters to pick their candidate ! Poor Bern will feel the Bern when the Democrat establishment gives rigs their primary for a second time ! #Trump2020 🇺 🇸 #FeelTheBern", "context": ["Six of the seven impeachment managers selected by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi supported the impeachment of President Trump ( @USER ) before the whistleblower complaint was filed . More here : ", "@USER @USER It ’ s all freaking political theatre ! Democrats have nothing to offer Ameeicans"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER While the rest of the salty buffaloes 🐃 likes you sit and moan about on twitter .", "context": ["Getting ready to cultivate 20 acrers of abandoned paddy fields in Biyagama - Gampaha ", "@USER Oh dear the 6.9 mil 🐂 gonna miss out grazing 🌾 on them ☹ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER This is the same for my dad and we can ’ t get through to contact them ! We still have to pay the bill but can ’ t contact them to use the service @USER", "context": ["It's cold outside but we have the HOTTEST deals in town 🔥 😀 🤟 🔥 € 12.99 a month FOR LIFE - all calls , all texts , all data . GO GO GOMO ! #GoMo ", "@USER Hey I can ; t switch my SIM and can ; t find anyway to chat on your website . keeps telling me my SIM network pin is is blocked . Please advise"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I feel sorry for him ... Condolence to your family and friends ...", "context": ["You protected and served with honor and dignity . You were a dedicated cop . I respect and salute you 👮 Rest in peace W / o Lewis ", "@USER Springs @USER @USER warrant officer Johan Lewis ( 48 ) murdered . He confronted a criminal , was overpowered and killed . His body was found near a dam in Nigel . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Imagine going through life thinking that humans could actually affect the universe and planets . #silly #dumb", "context": ["Tonight @USER appears to be wearing this @USER trench coat . Scanlan Theodore is one of the best-known luxury fashion labels in Australia . ( Now tell me again how she doesn ’ t use her use her outfits for messaging , subliminal or otherwise . ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Such a powerful act that will surely bring great comfort to all people suffering the devastating impact of climate change . #silly"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER even worse . they could be gone in a year or two . business gone forever", "context": ["I hate this . the new resident knew of this obv . they should not be allowed to close down a business for such a complaint . ", "@USER Absolutely , Christine . It ’ s completely unbelievable . And apparently the new residents don ’ t even live here full time - it ’ s a second home ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is like @USER TRIAL 25 Years later — 100 % GUILTY . NOTE : #OJSimpson attended the Wedding of #Trump Trophy Wife # 2 . Murderers & Thugs were Welcome to Wedding like all Events .", "context": ["NEWS - with Cipollone and Sekulow as lead lawyers , Trump impeachment team to include Ken Starr and Robert Ray , former independent counsel lawyers , per person familiar with the plan .", "Team will also include Dershowitz . Statement from a team spokesman : “ Professor Dershowitz will present oral arguments at the Senate trial to address the constitutional arguments against impeachment and removal . ” 1 /"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Epic scumbag Donald Trump has demeaned and debased the office of the president for all time .", "context": ["“ The GOA got it exactly backwards . Here ’ s what they said . The law does not permit the President to substitute his own policy priorities to those Congress has enacted into law . It ’ s exactly the opposite . The Constitution does not allow Congress to substitute its own priorities ...", "... for the foreign policies of the President . ” @USER Alan Dershowitz @USER @USER They do what the House asks . The Swamp !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Oh ... thought it was going to be racey .", "context": ["@USER What was you asked Kitten ? Pray do tell ...", "@USER Nothing like that ... just a young geezer with attitude because he thinks #MentalHealth issues entitles him to be disrespectful ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But US Citizens stalking a US Ambassador to \" rub her out \" for a price is OKAY 😉 Gotcha !", "context": ["( 1/2 ) A 92y . o . woman was raped & murdered in New York after NYPD failed to honor an ICE detainer because NYPD refuses to cooperate with ICE . NYPD denied receiving the detainer ( though they got one ! ) , but doesn ’ t honor them anyway ! Where ’ s the media coverage ? Where ’ s the outrage ?", "@USER She was just an old white lady , the media doesn't care one bit about her or any other American citizen for that matter . I'm sick of the left & all that goes with them ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I guess no , given reoffending rates are high Prison staff have been massively reduced to unsafe practice for inmates and staff . Education around reoffending slashed ! Look to the government . Look at the outdated CJS . They don ’ t show you that . Just the pretty picture", "context": ["Do you think we should go back to Belmarsh , if we were allowed ? #HMPBelmarsh", "@USER Yes , it would be good to know if any of these prisoners have been able to improve their lives and attitudes . How successful is education in Belmarsh ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER ^ ^ white man is upset over a race topic ...", "context": ["Only 16 percent of respondents said they think that black children born in the US today have \" a good opportunity to achieve a comfortable standard of living , \" while 75 percent said they think white children have that opportunity . ", "@USER “ The respondents ' apprehension over current race relations in the country , however , extends beyond the White House . ” Kick rocks"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is what I don't like about people trying to pretend they're perfect and saints . Biden at least is honest about his mistakes , apologizes , and does his very best to improve . A woman can win 2020 .", "context": ["NEW : Bernie has vehemently denied he said a woman couldn't win , blaming the CNN story on \" staff who weren ’ t in the room are lying about what happened . ” But Elizabeth Warren herself told the story as it's been reported in the weeks following her meeting . ", "@USER @USER He didn't actually deny the story . He did a non-denial statement ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER she's a sell-out like all the rest of the politicians running the world", "context": ["🤦 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤦 ‍ ️ AXIOS : Merkel warns against demonizing China for its success ", "@USER Merkel gets a communist check every month I'm sure . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think was dropped on his head at birth .", "context": [". @USER says this is a historic moment , as if this process is something to be proud of . But the impeachment drama is just sickening to most Americans who care about their country . Souvenir pens for this ? It ’ s a disgrace for our nation . 1/2 ", "@USER @USER Number one you do not speak on behalf of the country . Secondly it is not a civic or public duty of any christian minister to coerce or persuade his followers of a particular political belief.The High Calling of God is not a political movement it is a servant to Christ & His Message"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It is in fact thoroughly shocking just how much fox , has become a literal Russian asset #foxnews #RussianAsset #propaganda its shocking to me , because I used to watch often .. the became the aCtUaL fakespun news ..", "context": ["Just want to thank @USER for everything he has done getting @USER impeached and making it more difficult for the Senate to acquit him .", "@USER @USER @USER Don't let Fox News go without any stain for this as well . The conspirators were pointing out Fox News Anchors and stories ... Fox News is against American interests too ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER . I was at least expecting that fella's living room in \" I'm Alan Partridge \"", "context": ["If your bathroom isnt a shrine to Berlin period David Bowie , your a nobody ! ", "@USER I second that ... but try your whole house , not just the bathroom , kidda"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Boycott BB This is last thing u can do with us #IAmWithSana", "context": ["#CaptionThis moment of #ShehnaazGill & watch her tonight at 10:30 PM . Anytime on @USER @USER @USER #BiggBoss13 ", "@USER @USER @USER U playing with her emotions Shame on u ! ! KISI KO ITNA B MATT GIRAO K VO UPAR UTHANE K LIYE MAZBOOR HO JAYE YOU END IS NEAR BIG BOSS #ShehnaazGill"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The #umc #Protocol is the new #OneChurchPlan . Only this time , the Trad-elites are the Prog train .", "context": ["Transparency and communication is always the best policy . Even if I don't like the message or even agree with the message , I always appreciate the forthrightness .", "@USER I am bracing for quite a lack of transparency in this coming as the factions go on full PR mode to support the protocol . I suspect we will get a lot of people that will say what they think they should say to increase the chances of passage , rather than saying what they think ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Not only MN ! Police chief in Garden Grove CA , said “ As a police chief , I implore our policy makers to reevaluate their policies on criminal justice . The pendulum has swung so far that it is increasingly difficult to keep our communities safe from the rise in violent crime . ”", "context": ["\" Public safety has risen as an area that we see as a problem . You have near daily reports of gang violence spilling into the streets and public transit . I find that very alarming , ” - @USER ", "@USER @USER How can criminals with many convictions for violent crimes be allowed back out on our streets ? The police dept doesn't impose punishment , aren ’ t in charge of incarceration & aren ’ t in charge of sentencing . Police are trying to do their jobs , but #JusticeSystemFailedUsAgain ⚖ ️ 🇺 🇸"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's heartwarming to see so wholeheartedly pursuing the truth , and leading with such integrity . I was almost , ALMOST , able to say that with a straight face . Clearly , he is capable of doing his JOB , as long as it benefits him , and the oompahloompah in charge .", "context": ["Here we go again , another Con Job by the Do Nothing Democrats . All of this work was supposed to be done by the House , not the Senate !", "@USER Lindsey Graham makes a heartfelt plea for witnesses . \" And I hope at the end of the day it is our desire to get to the truth that guides us all . \" "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I m getting very poor service of ur data speed so worsrt .. @USER", "context": ["@USER how do you call it to be a 4g service ? ? ? Doesn't even meet the minimum requirement leave aside the speed getting to 20mbps . This is during downtime .. during peak hrs it is barely 3-3 . 5 Need a solution or I'll port to @USER ", "@USER Your experience is very important to us . Kindly note that data speed is dependent on number of factors like indoor / outdoor location , signal obstruction , etc . We regret data speeds may not always meet your expectations , however , we are constantly working ( 1/2 )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It wasn ’ t even part of the bill .", "context": ["— RED FLAG LAW DENIAL — A judge has denied a Fort Collins woman ’ s ERPO request , citing her inability to prove she shared a child with one of the police officers who fatally shot her son . Susan Holmes refused to submit evidence to the court , citing her belief the judge was biased ", "@USER @USER @USER So is the red flag going to get her the mental health help that she so obviously needs ? #copolitics #redflag"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I have replied on that mail . Is customer.care@icicibank.com email account active . Because i have dropped two mails in last 8 days and everytime i get acknowledgement that i'll get revert in 2 business days but unfortunately 6 business days had passed but no reply .", "context": ["@USER @USER I've sent one mail last friday and u were supposed to reply on same within 2 wrkng day . How much time do u need to reply . It is abt one missing transaction . It's been 20 days since i am chasing ICICI bank .", "@USER Hi , an e-mail communication has been sent to you on January 15 , 2020 with the details . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Your entire tweet is incorrect . You need new talking points . Everything you mentioned was debunked .", "context": ["I'm very sorry to have to share this video with you . All of it , every part of it . ", "@USER Shaking the hand of the man who colluded w / foreign leaders against his own country , instituted a law that lead to kidnapping & deaths of young children , recklessly brought America near to war & resulted in the deaths of 176 ppl shot down in retaliation , @USER ... #Complicit"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I hate to break it back to you but ... They brought fake charges without allowing the to defend himself . read a so called letter into congressional record that was totally made up by he , himself , Shiff that is . They can't push these charges NO Proof .", "context": ["Today we saw @USER stand up for America & the American working class & strike a great trade deal , while the #DoNothingDemocrats continue their 3 year smear campaign of a President that is finally getting real things done . Name a single Democrat accomplishment ?", "@USER @USER Ummm ... I hate to break it to you but ... They kind of impeached your corrupt dad . I ’ d say that was a pretty big accomplishment ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He's so jealous of his own blood brother and his family", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I used to when Harry and Meghan were there and promptly unfollowed the day sussexroyal launched .", "@USER @USER @USER I used to like the Cambridge ’ s until I saw them stay silent during the abuse of the Duchess Meghan . I unfollowed but kept silent . Then I saw the budget flight backstabbing & I was furious ! The boiling point was when Will called PH fragile ! Bill will never be the man that Harry is"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER So Dominika . I rang Wasted another 15 minutes on the phone to be told it ’ s irrelevant what you responded to me on Twitter I will be moving my accounts as soon is possible . . #nocustomerloyalty", "context": ["@USER absolutely disgusted following my mortgage application . Actually want me to pay a fee of between £ 1200 - £ 4000 to reorganise my mortgage affairs . That ’ s staying with nationwide . Once again customer loyalty counts as zero #disgusted #mortgage #customerloyalty", "@USER Hi Lesley , we're really sorry to hear this . We'd be more than happy to look into this further for you , so we can do this , please give us a call on 0800 3020 10 . Dominika"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER No because the media won ’ t even bring it up .", "context": ["I am a son of the working class . I have stood up and fought for working families my whole life . That is who I am .", "@USER Are you going to be addressing this tonight ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Because jasam is the better couple . They have the history and the fans fans didnt . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤷 🏻 ‍ ️ ‍ ️ ‍ ️ #gh", "context": ["I don ’ t believe that . Steve Burton has always been open to other pairings outside of #Jasam #GH ", "@USER I trust you on this , glad you to hear it . It does make , e wonder then why they broke up Sam and drew for Jasam 5.0 . It regressed them all and now they are bad parents too ? #GH "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER read up on his real estate biz not renting to blacks ? Yeah we did , your .", "context": ["Hey @USER . Is it God 1st and racism 2nd ? Or the other way around ? ", "@USER @USER @USER If anybody in this Country is racist it sure isn ’ t the President of the United States you need to read up"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER 😉 some people quote tweeted this joke and weren ’ t very happy . It ’ s not even mine and admittedly not super funny , but I knew it would piss someone off 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ 😂 But , alas , I didn ’ t get the full “ triggered ” response I was looking for 😒 ", "context": ["Telling “ inappropriate ” jokes is a great way to find out who ’ s cool and who has a sense of humor . It ’ s also a great way to get people to unfollow you . Hey , you got to cut the fat somehow 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER Yup . In person , those people are so insufferable and boring . But on here , they are so fun to mess with 😈 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yes but the prez is so gd lazy , some misfit must step up . #HelpUs", "context": ["Inside #Kushner ’ s Unusual White House Role Kushner ’ s UNREALISTICALLY BROAD POLICY PORTFOLIO : Health care , Lebanon , Border Infrastructure , Central America Econ Plan , POTUS Environment , DOJ [ Department of Justice ] #TrumpBriberyForDIRT EXTORTION #MOG ", "@USER Considering Kushner has no qualifications or experience quite amazing ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER There is no Trump “ news , ” there is only the same verbal garbage from “ campaign ” rallies on repeat . Only #MSM finds it “ newsworthy . ”", "context": ["Re this upcoming Trump rally in Iowa , remember when he was going to live tweet the first Dem debate and overshadow it ? He ended up just tweeting that it was boring . ", "People consume the media they want to these days , and a lot of Dems just avoid Trump news because it makes them angry ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER ... but TRUST #ME on #Healthcare , even though my #FLOTUS now WEARS a when she gets too close to 👍 ", "context": ["Mini Mike Bloomberg is spending a lot of money on False Advertising . I was the person who saved Pre-Existing Conditions in your Healthcare , you have it now , while at the same time winning the fight to rid you of the expensive , unfair and very unpopular Individual Mandate ...", "... and , if Republicans win in court and take back the House of Represenatives , your healthcare , that I have now brought to the best place in many years , will become the best ever , by far . I will always protect your Pre-Existing Conditions , the Dems will not !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER You ’ re clueless ! US giving a country billions then they buy US weapons systems is NOT pay for play . Pay for play is a private person ” donating ” money or a thing of value to a politician so they get a ” favor , ” though . You clearly don ’ t even know what executive privilege is .", "context": ["@USER @USER So , that is corroborating evidence . Chewning was SecDefs chief of staff and sent that email . Sondland also testified he told Pence just before meeting Zelenskyy that Ukraine would get the money only if he announced the investigations trump wanted-just like Parnas stated .", "@USER @USER You mean like . We will give you $ billions ( of American tax payer dollars ) and you buy our military equipment . That kind of pay for play that happens every damn day ? After November when Obama can no longer claim executive privilege we will find out about the pallets of cash ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So boring ! Same song and dance every time !", "context": ["On my way to Milwaukee , Wisconsin for a #TrumpRally . Look forward to see you all soon ! ", "@USER #TrumpRally = Trump Therapy Session Get ready for countless lying , whining , bitching ... and then some more lying . With maybe a sprinkle of racist comments . 🙄"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You are saying that like it surprises me or something . 😂 Your such a little minx arent you ? I wont sleep tonight now .", "context": ["@USER Just another lunatic who has no answer and resorts to yet even more nonsense . In the case of any doubt , with you being a tad dense , I'm referring to you .", "@USER Och - dinnae be like that pet . I have more news to gladden your Scottish heart - I actually voted for Boris in the Tory leadership elec last July . So you can thank me . :)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lol , just looked at your profile and realised you actually are a scientist .", "context": ["30 degrees with a hailstorm . Oh wow , #Melbourne even for you this is WEIRD weather ! #ClimateEmergency", "@USER Are you kidding me , learn science . You ever been to Darwin or Singapore . I really do hope you're being sarcastic . #GetEducated"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But , they are pulling down with them and looks like are helpless like what was #MCA and #MIC before in #BN ! ! !", "context": ["Marzuki Yahya says ' religion , race and nation ' must form the basis of members ’ struggles when they sign up to contest in party's inaugural polls . #FMTNews #PPBM ", "@USER @USER @USER After losing 5 by-elections this idiots have not learned a lesson . Sorry ! Cannot be helped ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER It's scary to realize there are people who actually believe this stuff . Scary and dangerous . .", "context": ["I am starting to think the right May be losing its mind . ", "@USER I used to know some conspiracy theorists 15 years ago . They were miserable & paranoid people . Mostly obsessed with Masons , Bush & Co , Shriners & Reptilians in the Royal Family . But I don't even know what to think of this new level of paranoia & misery of the Trump / Q cult ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The people in charge of this zoo in Port Harcourt , are supposed to be sued for this wickedness , someone suppose to answer for this", "context": ["DISTANCE makes Us realize how CLOSE we want to be with one another 🙏 🏼 ❤ ️ Being loved and welcomed by the entire Pride 🦁 like this is the most satisfying and beautiful thing in my life ! This is the reason for Everything I Do 🙏 ️ ( 1 ) • ", "@USER Dean , please , don't try this with Nigerian Lions . Thanks ! A fan "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Hi @USER you guys sell shitty furniture and have pathetic installation service provider ( Jeeves ) . No one is taking any action . Kindly escalate and hire better customer service representative . You can learn a lot from .", "context": ["@USER @USER please update on the refund for order OD117372430553981000 asap .", "@USER We hear you and understand your concern related to your recent order . Be assured , one of our specialists will contact you at the earliest to discuss this further . ^ PB "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER That's the BEST you've got ? ? ? Geesh . . . . . heck , even I could have come up with a wittier retort . Do you live at home w / mom or something ?", "context": ["When the left is confronted w / realities it cannot accept they demonize those with whom they disagree . The standing ovation at the LSU-Clemson game last night is being called a \" cult \" by many on the left : ", "@USER Pretty accurate Chad ... I'm sure you are a card carrying member ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Whey your making her feel welcome when she comes to spend her vouchers , NOT ! Customer service costs nowt either you could have approached this one differently", "context": ["@USER @USER My wonderful daughters have just sent us £ 150 of vchrs for our birthdays to come back for our 3rd visit . Can ’ t wait . Only thing that has upset me is they had to pay £ 5 postage . When they arrived it was only a first class stamp . Not impressed", "@USER @USER Or do you just think these things don ’ t have a cost to create not to mention we also lose 20 % of the voucher sale to the government , and the voucher was a gift to you so you didn ’ t pay anything and yet your not impressed"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Fake news . The actual OpEd that ran that day . ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The evidence for Hillary's crimes will come out as a result of a different investigation . It has to be credible or too many people won't believe it .", "@USER @USER @USER Crimes against children for one . Why was she asking people to stay quiet ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Imagine thinking this signing is the worst possible move for this program . Give him a chance . Bad take barret at it again ! #CollegeFootball #BobbyPetrino", "context": ["Missouri State apparently wants to wreck its football program ", "@USER They were 13-42 the last 5 seasons . If you really think they are worse with Petrine then I think you should get some rest cause the national championship took a lot out of you"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Can someone please confirm status of #FASTag , Its almost 2 months i have ordered it , but till date zero progress / action from #AirtelIndia on this . Very #careless", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER , I don't receive any meaningfull response yet even after sharing my account info to . Most #pathetic experience i ever had . ", "@USER Hi Harsh ! You have been really patient , we truly appreciate it . The team is working to fix this issue at the earliest . Please bear with us until we share an further update . Thank you - Aishwarya "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Their accomplishments is sign stealing , so they could hit the ball . #DUH Reminds me of trumptard winning , because of russians . #CORRUPTASFUCK", "context": ["Day 2 ️ ⃣ of #AstrosCaravan 🚌 Come see us at @USER in Katy this afternoon ! Full details below and at ", "@USER @USER Stay strong Astros ! 🧡 💙 This isn ’ t the first sign stealing scandal , and it won ’ t be the last . You made contact with the ball , that ’ s YOUR accomplishment , it doesn ’ t matter how much info you had before that ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Doing that would be to much like thinking for themselves ... they'd rather be blind sheep lead by a corrupt sheperd with no sense of direction", "context": ["I agree with him on this , 100 % . But why would anyone vote Democrat ? We are setting all time records with the economy ! ", "@USER Please could you people just go and check for yourself . Go and look at a graph for the last ten years of GDP . Steady growth started under Obama . Unemployment last ten years . Steady drop , started under Obama . People of color employment , steady drop , started under Obama ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER In the black community ... it does happen both ways . Our society is a mess and in 2020 I can ’ t believe we still live amongst each other like this .", "context": ["Let ’ s take the fact that AB is black out of this because a racial angle isn ’ t necessary . I don ’ t get that but I do get the point . What is necessary is that this man is truly troubled and needs help , regardless of race . For this to be mocked as it is is troubling and very sad . ", "@USER But I agree with your sentiments and I understand everybody not gonna understand because they aren ’ t black"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Whatever happened to the days where if you were a million miler and current Platinum you could actually grab an Econ comfort seat ? ? ?", "context": ["@USER I am on Flight 2912 tomorrow am and the delta app shows 3 Econ comfort seats avail , yet I can ’ t change to one ... can you please help ? Confirm #GBTDE4", "@USER Hi , Larry . I see that the complimentary upgrade request has been made , however , the seats showing as available are unassigned seats . If the seats become available tomorrow the gate agent will clear the request based on the Medallion tiers . HFG"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Fatarse is the most corrupt \" president \" ever in the history of America , yet that sycophant is supporting him !", "context": ["The Bidens are corrupt . President @USER has always put the interests of the American people and the taxpayer first . ", "@USER @USER @USER LMFAO 😂 😂 😂 Look who's trying to get back on ' s good side 😂 😂 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah sure , as if police does not know these miscreants . We are a country where whole trains got looted ! this is nothing to think for . Even if he is caught , whose probability is 1/999999 , no way on earth passenger is getting her belongings back .", "context": ["@USER @USER This is happening every day b / w Delhi to faridabad .", "@USER @USER @USER if such things are normal then railway police need to be taken to task .."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And they ’ re breaking the law regularly manipulating the stock market - because he knows that ’ s about all he has .", "context": ["Trump tweeted , “ Heading to Florida for big Republican Party event . New Stock Market Record . Jobs in USA at all-time high ! ” What percentage of the party will be corrupt or criminals ?", "@USER FUN FACT : The ' stock market ' is not the same as the ' economy , ' and it's only going up because your wages aren't ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Conspiracy theorists ^ can never be wrong . They ^ just twist the next thing into their narrative .", "context": ["JUST IN : Trump Energy Dept will begin releasing Ukraine-related records ", "@USER The records that the Russians hacked from Burisma ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER because our bought-and-paid-for #NJ doesnt see fit to save th last #wetland on th Upper Bay / #NY Harbor . so pervasively control politics that even OBVIOUS good things don ’ t / won ’ t happen .", "context": ["Bravo ! Let's 👏 🏼 bring 👏 🏼 back 👏 speed / red light cameras . Hope we can work on pushing for this at the State level . ", "Would love to hear from you @USER , @USER , @USER , , , , , , , Why do we need to fight for speed and red light cameras in NJ ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Trump is trying to split the Dems in his own crazy way", "context": ["They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders , just like last time , only even more obviously . They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that , as a Senator , he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial . Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy ...", "... Joe Biden , and Bernie is shut out again . Very unfair , but that ’ s the way the Democrats play the game . Anyway , it ’ s a lot of fun to watch !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I would argue both . The lack of reality some republicans demonstrate in their arguments is completely . I ’ m an independent and this kind of ignorance by some on the is both mind blowing and dangerous . #wakeupamerican", "context": ["This is why President Trump was impeached for obstruction of Congress , and why a Senate trial with no witnesses or documents is a cover-up . #EndTheCoverUp #DefendOurDemocracy ", "@USER You just make things up as you go along don ’ t you ? "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER She won't even visit a classroom on NYC & trust me , I've invited her . Nada .", "context": ["We cannot rest until every child has access to the education environment that unleashes their creativity and helps to unlock their full potential . #EducationFreedom ", "@USER And , the invitation to visit my classroom remains . I ’ d love to have you here in rural southern Indiana . Come visit this public school . I ’ ve not had a polite denial of my invitation or acceptance ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'd say approximately 99.8 % of the #Russiapublican #LIED2GOD , Judge Roberts , & America when they took their #Oath today to be \" Fair & Impartial \" as witnesses in the . But they're so used to , it really doesn't matter to them who they're LYING to .", "context": ["The Chief Justice and the Senators taking the oath for the impeachment trial . We knew it was coming , but to see it is something else - - sobering moment .", "@USER Except they don ’ t intend on upholding that Oath at least @USER and @USER don ’ t as they ’ ve stated that publicly"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The level of stupidity here . I mean slurping then POTUS is one thing but announcing to all around you that you like lies over FACTS , that ’ s just . DJT laughs at you .", "context": ["The President has fought tooth-and-nail to keep thousands of documents away from the public . And no wonder – each time new pieces come out , they show President Trump right at the center of the effort to pressure Ukraine to investigate his political rivals .", "@USER You need to get your facts straight , Nancy . Here are the FACTS : 1 . Mueller Investigation - No Obstruction , No Collusion . 2 . House Impeachment - ZERO direct evidence , Bipartisan AGAINST impeachment . @USER is clean . It ’ s the Democrats who are DIRTY !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER So we are at the stage where a guy kissing his daughter is putting his chin out ? ? ?", "context": ["What is this nanny state world coming to ? ? ? ", "@USER Simple solution ... stop sharing and living your life through social media .. put your chin out and don ’ t expect to be hit is just stupid ... family is family .. social media is not"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER The blood of our fallen heroes , the pot that some feed fat and their families too .", "context": ["On this day every year we celebrate Armed Forces Remembrance Day across Nigeria . This morning in Abuja I joined senior government and military officials to lay Wreaths in commemoration of the sacrifices of our fallen heroes and war veterans . Their efforts will never be in vain . ", "@USER This tribute song for the Armed Forces is super amazing . Pls watch & Retweet . for full video "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And yet good people are still following their daily routine & doing nothing except making excuses for doing nothing & waiting for someone else to fix this debacle 😡", "context": ["Lev Parnas ' @USER interview makes Watergate look like child's play . Trump knew . Pence knew . Everyone knew . No wonder Mitch McConnell doesn't want to call witnesses .", "@USER @USER @USER I've said many times that Watergate looks like a jaywalking violation in comparison . This is an organized conspiracy to overtake the government of the United States . I don't believe that statement is an exaggeration ... which is un-flipping believable !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Facts and evidence mean absolutely nothing to tRumps cult . Boy will they be shocked when tRump and the GOP take away their healthcare .", "context": ["Trump Debuts a New Claim That Is the Actual Diametric Opposite of Reality The president shamelessly claims to be the True Defender of preexisting conditions protections , which he claims Democrats are trying to take away . #ProtectOurCare ", "@USER One of his supporters here on Twitter told me last night that Trump was working to save protections for preexisting conditions which Democrats were trying to take away . I , of course , provided him evidence of the opposite , but so many of them believe him . Sad ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER No Demi - I have a one year old and work full Time - I really don ’ t have the time for this when we got sold a tv which is not faulty . Will have to drag the whole family to the store high wycombe tomorrow now on our one day off !", "context": ["@USER do high wycombe store pick up their phone to sort out tv problem in tech dept ? ? Don ’ t have 40mins to wait for you ! ! #johnlewis40minsonhold #johnlewishighwycombe #pickupthephonejohnlewis", "@USER Hi There , I am so sorry about this ! have you managed to get through to them as of yet ? - Demi"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Shouldn't you be \" governing \" ? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That's hilarious - I forgot this is part of \" executive time ' - you know , where you sit in your pajamas eating a triple bacon omelet and screaming at cable news programs .", "context": ["They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders , just like last time , only even more obviously . They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that , as a Senator , he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial . Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy ...", "... Joe Biden , and Bernie is shut out again . Very unfair , but that ’ s the way the Democrats play the game . Anyway , it ’ s a lot of fun to watch !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeahhhhhh . 🤔 You keep on defending & cheering on your criminal , corrupt Republicans who only work for their big oil , big pharma , overpaid corporate CEO ’ s & Wall Street donors . 💰 💰 💰 #CantFixStupid ", "context": ["@USER @USER Do me a favor and photoshop yourself on to the girl . Okay thanks . byeee ", "@USER @USER Oh ... ouch you got me . 🙄 Now back to the regularly scheduled brainwashing of #ChumpsForTrump #TrumpSuckers #Cult45 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think it was truly just media and their inner circle campaign staff in the room . 😆", "context": ["This is the smallest room for a debate that I've ever seen . 😆 ", "@USER @USER No \" fans \" even showed up to see them walk in . Ghost town ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER pls make this happen for Cole so he won ’ t be no mo", "context": ["Ya know what I ’ m just gonna say it ... I ’ m in love with Jennifer Aniston . Phew . Finally got it off my chest", "But she ’ ll never love me back so #sadboihours"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Akili ? So you want a lazy kid ... at least Ki-jana got hurt ...", "context": ["@USER And guess what ? You're due right around the home opener ...", "@USER I'm going to name him David Gus Akili Kirkendall ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER There are some reverent Novus Ordo Masses . One that I ’ m very familiar with is at the Basilica of the Sacred Heart at University of Notre Dame . But on Christmas Eve , I attended Mass in SoCal wherein the “ sacred music ” was 2 electric guitars & a drum set .", "context": ["A Letter to Confused Catholics . A summary of what changed after Vatican II by Archbishop Lefebvre . Take some time to skim or read . You can't make an informed choice without learning what used to be taught by the Church . It was Catholicism . ", "@USER I ’ m afraid I ’ m still confused . Seems to offer a false choice : the old way or it ’ s all heretical . I just can ’ t believe it ’ s an absolute loss that Mass isn ’ t said in Latin , for example . There ’ s a lot of good in the in between that I can ’ t discount ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER judging by the photo of #45 in those white shorts his rear end is as big as #KimKardashian ' s", "context": ["95 % Approval Rating in the Republican Party , a record . 53 % Approval Rating overall ( can we add 7 to 10 percent because of the Trump “ thing ? ” ) . Thank you !", "@USER Russia got you elected - although they were unable to give you the popular vote . Now you have a cult following - albeit not as big as kim Kardashian ’ s"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Reproductive freedom ? That ’ s how murderers mentally accept the murdering of an innocent child because they couldn ’ t be responsible enough to practice safe sex ? As alway , zero accountability for the left . Only excuses and reasons to be a justified murderer .", "context": ["If the @USER wants to understand the country , maybe they should try having one woman in the room who doesn't accept their groupthink on guns , abortion , and religion . Apparently that's too much for them .", "@USER @USER 64 % of Americans favor stricter gun laws . 77 % of Americans support reproductive freedom . 52 % of Americans oppose an \" official \" religion . It's not groupthink , it's consensus ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER what kind of desperate attention sponge begs for twitter blocks from random strangers ? 😂", "context": ["Your 2nd Amendment is under very serious attack in the Great Commonwealth of Virginia . That ’ s what happens when you vote for Democrats , they will take your guns away . Republicans will win Virginia in 2020 . Thank you Dems !", "@USER Imagine saying you ’ re pro-life but you think an AR - 15 is worth more than a child ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is the true waste of taxpayer money ... #bot . If not a bot , so ", "context": ["“ There is no crime here . I just think this whole thing should be rejected out of hand . I wouldn ’ t waste a minute of taxpayer dollars or time on this . Entertaining this Impeachment is a joke . ” Laura Ingraham @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER What a waste of the taxpayers money this has been , for the House to go on their wild goose chance of trying to find a crime to impeach the president with !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I am so sorry for your family . John Deere is a fine American company , the sort that #IMPOTUS said he would help to grow . Look at what he has actually done .", "context": ["My boyfriend got notice he'll be laid off after his shift Friday . This is the events that led to this . * 45 sets tariffs against China , farmers suffer . Farmers have no money and quit buying equipment . John Deere lays off 163 in late Sept 2 & 60 more Jan 20 . 1/2", "2/2 The co . my bf works supplies John Deere as well as other smaller ( also hurting ) companies . He survived the layoff in October , but not this month . That mf in the WH is hurting families all over the US . We're lucky because many need medications to LIVE . But I believe in Karma . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER With all the making of America that you want to attribute to your God - Donald Trump . You forgot to add America at the end there ... God bless America ! And with tweets like this , God save America .", "context": ["Here we go again , another Con Job by the Do Nothing Democrats . All of this work was supposed to be done by the House , not the Senate !", "@USER We thank the Lord God today that , Trump Made America Free Trump Made America Safe Trump Made America Great Trump Made America Secure Trump Made America Prosper Trump Made America Amazing Let us Unite & Pray for our President & Country Please Retweet Reply “ Thanks \" God Bless !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER And @USER is a shitty bot with no family or friends", "context": ["Here we go again , another Con Job by the Do Nothing Democrats . All of this work was supposed to be done by the House , not the Senate !", "@USER The democrats are liars and think the rules only apply to them when it benefits them ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I ’ ve got no horse in the race .", "context": ["@USER Yeah so don't do it , Rex . How many times do I have to tell you ?", "@USER Sorry , my dude , sometimes you just look really cute when you ’ re asleep ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Still Afraid of Joe ! 😝 😂 . Sorry Donnie-You won ’ t interfere this time around . Democrats , Americans and Loyal Americans will pick the next Democratic Party nominee . 😆 @USER @USER", "context": ["They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders , just like last time , only even more obviously . They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that , as a Senator , he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial . Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy ...", "... Joe Biden , and Bernie is shut out again . Very unfair , but that ’ s the way the Democrats play the game . Anyway , it ’ s a lot of fun to watch !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER yeah . it was @USER the end of a long & complicated day , which didn't go well , & I was rewarding myself w / junk food in the car ( I know , I know ) on the commute home ...", "context": ["Sigh . #BurgerKing , when I ask for just \" ketchup only \" on my bacon double cheeseburger , it doesn't mean that I don't want the bacon ( which I paid for , BTW ) . Thanks for the cheese , though .", "@USER No bacon ? Ugh ! A bacon double cheeseburger certainly needs bacon ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER your flight G8 - 403 BNG-INDORE cancelled just 12 hours before departure , no reason mentioned , CST \" no option sir \" no alternate flight provided . We had to book alternate flights at thrice the cost ROCKS #savedtheday #notsogoair", "context": ["#goair Zero focus on customer experience . Last minute flight cancellation with no customer support . #G8 403 #HYHP5A", "@USER Hi Divya , we're sorry that you feel this way . We'd like to know more about the issue faced by you . Request you to elaborate the same via DM as it will help us to assist you better . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER re the public / press : it bugs me that this could ’ ve been solved by one update from the queen . yes it would be unprecedented but so was what happened to diana or charles & camilla , or william & kate . #stilldisappointed", "context": ["Since everyone wants to speculate re Meg & Harry . I don ’ t believe Liz & fam were caught unaware . I think M & H have been telling the other royals that this mess is unsustainable . The bigotry is too much . The fam ignored them . So being grown & fed up , M & H did what they had to .", "@USER thoroughly agree with you , fam . i ’ m so disappointed that there might be competition & bad blood over popularity [ allegedly ] if beyoncé & solange can co-exist the rest of us have no excuse . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Some people probably struggled to donate , but wanted us to leave in style .", "context": ["Boris Johnson under pressure to give MPs vote on letting Big Ben bong on Brexit night after generous Brits donate £ 258k ", "@USER They should have had a vote before raising the dosh ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER They don ’ t realize that the economy is “ good ” because all regulations have been removed from banking , environment etc . !", "context": ["There's some people who I personally know support Trump . Went to a University & graduated . Have good jobs or their husband does . Their family has always voted Repub . Do you think this could be just following what their family has done for generations ?", "@USER @USER One of my closest friends from childhood ( male ) supports him and when I tried in the past to bring up his crimes and misdemeanors he said \" but the economy is good \" and had no interest in the lack of character or liar Trump is . I seriously considered not staying friends ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I think Bibiana ’ s onto something here Donald ... Forever is such a long time too .", "context": ["Another Fake Book by two third rate Washington Post reporters , has already proven to be inaccurately reported , to their great embarrassment , all for the purpose of demeaning and belittling a President who is getting great things done for our Country , at a record clip . Thank you !", "@USER The only truly great embarrassment is YOU ! Impeached President forever !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Based on your podcast I expected 100 % Laureano ownership", "context": ["My guys for 2020 ( at the right price , of course ) ", "@USER Can ’ t believe you only have 3 of JD Davis"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Phil , you ’ ve done nothing of substance as Governor . You ’ ve sat idly by while Vermonters continue to struggle to get by .", "context": ["Where we are as a state , and where we go from here , is in the hands of every Vermonter . It ’ s the people of Vermont , doing all they can to lift each other up , who will shape our future . They define who we are and all we can be . #VTSOTS", "Vermonters of the Greatest Generation who served during WWII , like my dad , stepped up to protect democracy for their generation and those of us who followed . Thank you to the vets of the Barre American Legion Post and the POWs who attended my #VTSOTS – and to all who served . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Pepsi ’ s are no longer with us . If you can believe it the wind knocked them off the post and they burst on impact .", "context": ["A lot of complaints about the cold weather out there , but for all us natural outdoor climate cube farmers it ’ s just another day in the sun . We ’ re in a full fledged cube harvest and this years crop is showing great yields @USER 15 cu / tray or 100 % efficiency and dumping every 10 min ! ", "@USER Good news . #bumpercrop . BTW ... Haven ’ t had a Pepsi update for awhile ... asking for a friend ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yet my phone says 5G today , but getting 4G speeds . #TMobile ", "context": ["The merger trial for our proposed @USER and Sprint merger has wrapped up . We have appreciated the opportunity to present a strong case on why this deal is good for consumers . I want to thank everyone involved for their hard work !", "@USER We ’ re excited to get to work bringing #NewTMobile to life - - creating REAL benefits for our customers & bringing more positive changes to wireless and beyond ! Key info : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Are you serious with this tweet / take about the difference between HS and college ? That ’ s rather disappointing coming from an athletic training program . I ’ ve worked at the HS , collegiate ( Division I and II ) , and professional sports .", "context": ["How often do colleges accept a candidate if they only have high school experience ? I'm trying so hard to get out of the world of high school athletics .", "@USER It is rare and we should probably apologize for that but honestly it ’ s because the collegiate setting is VERY different especially the higher the level is . Patient care isn ’ t necessarily different but everything else is . Hours can be insane , pressure is increased because 1/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Your is the second person possessive adjective , used to describe something as belonging to you . Your is always followed by a noun or gerund . You're is the contraction of \" you are \" If you paid attention in class you would know this .", "context": ["Everyone watching #DemDebate should see this . Bernie “ free education ” policies to “ teach you how to not be a f * * king nazi ” ; ' There is a reason Stalin had Gulags ' ; ' Expect violent reaction ' for speech . If Bernie doesn't get nomination \" Milwaukee will burn \" ", "@USER This guy is awesome and I agree with everything he says"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER One pen a letter ; watch . If this were any other party , there would be protests and “ Pens Cause Climate Change ” marches ... AND stories read to children , by drag queens , about how eeevil #Drumph is .", "context": ["How many taxpayer dollars were wasted on just the pens for this #DemPhotoOp @USER ? As a taxpaying citizen I demand that #WeMustKnow @USER @USER PS looks silly too crunching in as if the #CaliforniaPoliticians are working for all ", "@USER @USER @USER Why does [ Nancy ] use 15 pens ? What is a pen ? Who is in the [ club ] ? PEN 15 SYMBOLISM WILL BE THEIR DOWNFALL"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , I do . Now you do your Research . You can't Rewrite History . It was a big part of his very First Run against @USER . He's also NEVER done Anything for BW . Dont Freak , I'm not all about this , Vote for the Boring Old Activist if you want.Dont #VoteLikeBackWomen , .", "context": ["Waking up to see #WarrenIsASnake #NeverrWarren and #CNNIsTrash makes you realize just exactly who Bernie Sanders , his campaign staff and supporters are . They will try to win at any cost - and smearing women is what they do best .", "@USER This #WhiteOnWhite Fight is Entertaining . There is Plenty of Evidence that Sanders is Sexist , nothing New . I bet he Did tell Warren that a Woman couldnt Win . He Implied that countless times while Running against @USER . And BOTH Think a POC cant Win , too . #EyesWideOpen"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Trying your hardest to conjure up some nonsense to avoid dealing w the fact that DearLeader lied to you . #TrumpCult", "context": ["Pentagon official : “ A handful of service-members had concussion like symptoms arise days after the attack . Out of an abundance of caution , they were transported to Landstuhl Regional Medical Center in Germany for follow on screening ... ", "@USER Sadly I sense the glee you have if we took injuries or casualties"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Today is the day that @USER died to me . . I'm not going to trash her because I was raised not to speak ill of the dead . My TED talk .", "context": ["A reminder that @USER and @USER respect each other more than you respect half your friends , and , while friends do sometimes fight , they know , as you should , that oligarchy is the disease we all have to focus on , and democracy the cure .", "I ’ m not suggesting the issues between them are trivial . But I am suggesting , having witnessed something of both of their orbits , that these are two people , and campaigns , who admire each other and who grasp that their real enemy is not each other but plutocracy ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER It ’ s called puberty and it hasn ’ t it me yet .", "context": ["niall how do u go from looking like this to this ? asking for a friend ", "@USER Small little thing called Time . There ’ s about 12 years in the difference"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER So overall , had a horrible experience flying with SGP . Firstly the CCU ppl lied to me saying they wont charge in other currency because it was their fault that POS didn ’ t work . 2ndly for this insensitive , rude and unprofessional man in Transit A of Changi airport .", "context": ["@USER pathetic service . Ur POS machine at KOL airport doesn ’ t work . I cudn ’ t pay 4 xtra bag . You make me stand in checkin counter fixing your machine till 30 mins b4 the flight departs . Unable to do , u let me go . In Singapore , u ask me to pay in SGP dollars instead of INR", "@USER Hi Somak , sorry to hear about your experience . May we clarify if this happened recently in Kolkata Airport ( CCU ) ? Thank you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER By the way , I wanted James to win .", "context": ["I might feel like the dumbest guy in my zip code but it was so much fun to watch ! #JeopardyGOAT #FinalJeopardy #Shakespeare ", "@USER Well , I guess I don't have to watch my recording of the show after this debate ends . ' My own fault for opening my Twitter app during the commercial break . ( sigh )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not as Much as the Bidens and the Rest of the \" Democratic \" Party . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["So Trump got Ukraine to announce an investigation after all — against him . ", "@USER @USER Disgusting that Ukraine announces this investigation before DOJ and State Department . The Trump Administration is a disgrace ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER If paying tax is a requirement , should we remove the vote of anyone who is retired ? These types of poor excuses have been used against working classes and women in the past to keep vote restricted . Didn't you have family involved with chartists ?", "context": ["Well I hope you will also find them responsible enough to drink smoke gamble and go to adult prisons as well ? ", "@USER Young adults don't go to adult prison until they are 21 . Drinking , gambling and smoking are restricted for health reasons and could easily be argued that they should be banned for everyone . Not relevant at all to people's ability to form an opinion and vote . 1/2"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER V r still waitng 4 soltn . Sandeep still on calls wid ur team . He has to b in Kochi by 18th Jan . We cn reach Kochi by 21st Jan . No full refund / no alternative flight is nt solutn #ActNow #CustomerExperience", "context": ["@USER @USER job of @USER not done properly . Y do I need u if u can't arrange an alternate flying option when ditched me ? Offer alternate flying option nw . Else u lose a set of customers . #CustomerExperience ", "@USER We really apologize for the inconvenience caused . Kindly DM your booking ID so that we can assist you further . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER History fan deflects because he / she / it can ’ t dispute the fact summary of a failed life that @USER laid out .", "context": ["1 . Ambitious neurotic girl marries sex predator 2 . Becomes procurer and coverup artist for his misdeeds 3 . Hopes he will propel her to the White House 4 . Scheme fails and so she becomes an angry , bitter hag . Is this a fair summary of the plot ? ", "@USER Yes . Dinesh D ’ Felon is still a felon and a fake historian who will do anything for attention . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" Word count \" means the total number of words that comprise a language . A living language adds ( creates ) new words constantly . I have spent more time teaching than trolling through all of this .", "context": ["FYI . Inuit are NOT part of First Nations , we do not have tribes and don't live on reservations . Inuit means \" People \" , we are people of the North . Inuk is singular for a member of the Inuit . And please don't say Inuit people , you're saying people people when you say that .", "@USER Sooooo ... that means I'm \" Inuit \" too . And as a \" people \" I got better things to do than be a language snob and a bully because people don't know the finer points of a virtually dead language .", "@USER @USER Not even close to the main point here , but Inuktitut is not even close to \" virtually dead \" . the overwhelming majority of Inuit in Nunavut speak it as a first language and a large number speak it at home . speakers also have better age distribution than many endangered languages .", "@USER @USER The measure of a language's place in the world and culture is word count , breadth of use and how much is published in it or translated into it . I'll wait ...", "@USER @USER I don't know what you mean by \" word count \" but if this is how you see the world we can't have a productive discussion . Consider that some people might not want to be white Americans who only speak one language and tsk-tsk at people who have the nerve to have a vernacular ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER There it is , 45 retweeting and loving what Van can do for him . ", "context": ["THE TRUTH MATTERS - only if people hear it ", "@USER ... and I used to really believe in @USER and @USER until I saw them standing there ... #WeAreScrewed ", "@USER @USER @USER Media and famous people run into others like them , the atmosphere lends itself to pics taken together . Don't draw big conclusions from such trifles unless there's more , like the pics of Lev #Parnas with #Trumpies ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Give me nothing . Just saying no one really knows what goes on in any relationship / marriage except the two people in it . WE wouldn ’ t vote for him if he was a fine husband BUT 95 % of RepubliCONS did & still will & THAT ’ s the rub ! Why do good people not see him for what he is ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER A question noone is asking is ' Parnas the insurance policy Rudy claims he has IF tRump throws him under the bus ? OR is Parnas vying not to be Epsteined ?", "@USER @USER @USER Putin decides their fate . We decide America ’ s . Vote your choice in our primaries . ( ) #VoteBlueNoMatterWhoInTheGeneral", "@USER @USER @USER I'll be supporting whoever wins the nom but I want Biden . IMO I just think he'd be the best to pull this country back to some sort of sanity & our allies already know & trust him . That's crucial . It's his last chance too , others have more time ... just my opinion", "@USER @USER @USER I agree with Natalie . I want Biden as well . He can hit the ground running . Voting no matter what though .", "@USER @USER @USER Hit the ground running huh ? HaHaHa There ’ s only one candidate young enough to do much running & thats but like my besties who I ’ m responding to #IWillVoteBlueNoMatterWhoToo cause we gotta get rid of Trump & flip the Senate ‼ ️", "@USER @USER @USER LOL Jason . Don't get me wrong I LOVE Pete too but he's got years to run again & in the meanwhile learn . BTW , I've seen Biden run & he's got the stamina PLUS , he's the one Rump is most worried about for some reason . Could be he knows something we don't , JS", "@USER @USER @USER I'm a fan of Pete's but realistically the candidate needs 2 win PA , MI & WI . Biden's a shoe-in ( grassroots Homie ) 4 PA . MI & WI Catholics will vote Biden . Plus , he'll likely take states that Hillary won.This all puts him in 1st position for a win . ? ? ? #votebluenomatterwho", "@USER @USER @USER Wow , you laid that out perfectly . I'm feeling it big time !", "@USER @USER @USER Spread the word ! We'll all vote blue but Joe's our best chance to beat Rump if he's not indicted at the polls !", "@USER @USER @USER I find it interesting how my female friends are rightly appalled when a Republican male behaves piggishly but to the last one are willing to look the other way , are forgiving , will discount Old Joe ’ s creepy behavior toward women & girls as no big deal . What happened to #MeToo ⁉ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Uh , if you want honesty ... I don't think Joe is creepy in any way . His mother taught him to embrace everyone . Show them that he cares , so he does . He didn't grope anyone . A grope and a light hug are not the same thing . By the way , as a female and I have never been a fan of MeToo .", "@USER @USER @USER I want to believe your version of Joe ’ s truth but we must prepare for the opposite . There are tons of photos out there that can be read both ways . Will women when bombarded by TV commercials that highlight them AND a booming economy think the best of Joe or the worst ?", "@USER @USER @USER Our country is in shambles . We need to reverse a lot of stuff and that requires someone who is already ready to be president . Trump is absolutely the last person in the Milky Way galaxy who can talk crap about anything . Mr . I slept with a porn star while his wife was pregnant .", "@USER @USER @USER AND don't forget he wasn't even wearing protection ! That alone proves what a slimeball he is & what little respect he has for his wife ! He could've gotten anything from her & passed it on , SMH ! ! He's a PIG ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Y ’ all assume he was still having sex w / Melania when he did Stormy ? People assume ( who knows ? ) Melania got pregnant without the help of a fertility specialist . None of this makes Trump any less of a pig but still , much hasn ’ t been revealed nor ever will . He ’ s sadly still winning .", "@USER @USER @USER Well they do sleep in separate bedrooms & when he slept with Stormy it wasn't long after she had Barron so it probably was a while since they slept together , I'll give ya that much ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Trump cares about the military so much he used daddy dollars to dodge the draft 5 times .", "context": ["Twitter is growing on me . Love these trolls . They ’ re so “ colorful ” . Happy triggering . Be safe . We ’ ve got five more years and counting . Cheers . #triggered #snowflakes #trump2020", "@USER You know zero of the Trumps say they know you and zero fo the Trumps care about you , right ?", "@USER I never said I knew the Trumps . I understand why they would say they don ’ t know me . They ’ re busy caring about American citizens , all my military brothers and sisters and #americafirst . And it ’ s perfect ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And you know this ... how ? She married a guy WITH money , so she obviously married FOR money , right ? What a piece of work you lefties are . You are willing to assume and believe ANYTHING if it goes along with your narrative . To post a comment like that is pure ignorance .", "context": ["Yet another example of the egregious reporting we see every day in the mainstream media . Anyone who takes 10 seconds to watch what I actually said can clearly see that I never mention a stutter — didn ’ t even know he had one — but they can ’ t help themselves ", "@USER Sorry , but what you said was cruel . As a mom of a stutterer I can tell you this - you're no better than a playground bully . You don't need to know he has a stutter to hear yourself making fun of someone for stuttering and to stop yourself . You're an adult , you know better .", "@USER @USER Did you even watch the video ? ? ? She didn't mock a stutter or even say anything about one . She was talking about his inability to answer coherently ... and NOT because of a medical issue but because he doesn't have good answers and doesn't know what he's talking about .", "@USER @USER @USER You know what I feel sorry for ? Somebody that obviously married for money ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Enjoy in the journey ! #songs #hopeful ; \" My Journey \" , CLICK BELOW ! Thanks ! ", "context": ["lessons in LOVE have been some of the most difficult , heartbreaking and emotional rollercoaster rides i ’ ve ever been on ... and yet , they've also been some of the most magical experiences my heart has ever known .", "where the world of relationships will take anyone is a mystery and what i ’ ve learned is that there isn't one right formula . what one is willing to endure , others will look and say , \" oh hell naw ! \" and what one is willing to let go , others will question , \" why ? \" truth is ...", "only you know your truth . no one else has walked in your shoes and lived all your life experiences . the choices you make are yours and yours only . today and everyday , i honor my choices .", "& as my love journey continues to write new chapters , i learn more about myself in ways that only a romantic relationship will teach you . s / o to all in this world figuring it out step-by-step day-by-day . there ’ s no finish line , no place you need to be , no person you need to love ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" some look at silence as boredom or privacy as loneliness , but although they can mean that , i'd venture to say silence and privacy are needs . \" And YOU are #Wise ✍ ️ #WowOwLWriTer 🙌 SanTé 🍷 🍷 #Intelligence with ! ! Yes ! is not is not ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Peace to you , and two countries certainly seems more ideal than a greater number .", "@USER @USER @USER And there is nothing more beautiful than #Respect ❤ ️ . #Intimacy does NOT exclude Respect . #Healthy people respect the of The Other , The . is Sacred . Some canNOT live without & . , impose NOThing . Never . 👅 And ", "@USER @USER @USER some look at silence as boredom or privacy as loneliness , but although they can mean that , i'd venture to say silence and privacy are needs ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think at least 2-3 would love to stab Trump in the back Plus another half dozen don ’ t have the courage God gave a startled hen , might not defend own small kids I suspect another dozen are corrupt as #Dems & care most about CYA thing ? That's my improved opinion - since 2016", "context": ["Is POTUS walking into a trap in the Senate ?", "@USER I'm afraid he is . This maybe the plan all along to be \" stealth \" and impeach . There maybe 19 Republican TDS RINO votes including @USER and @USER among others . This is very scary . Question : Can Trump still run for President 2020 after impeached ? ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER If President Trump were to be convicted by 67 Senators , there would be a second vote on barring him from running again or not Only if he were convicted And barred from running again would he be prevented from winning #2020", "@USER @USER @USER The second vote is 51 , but as I understand it that ’ s a Senate rule where as the requirement for 67 to convict is stated specifically in Article I Section 3 of the Constitution", "@USER @USER @USER Do you believe the Republican Senators will stab Trump in the back ? Are they being coy ? Stealth ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This was a pretty bad move . Well , more than pretty bad .", "context": ["Bernie is going to come out of this fine , and for the same reason he's the perfect candidate to campaign against Trump - because it's extremely difficult to distract him", "Warren has made extremely poor decisions when under stress - releasing the DNA test results due to Trump's teasing was a massive own-goal , and this is another one", "@USER I do like Warren but I can't disagree with this .", "@USER I like her too - although quite a bit less after today"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You will probably be crying on twitter and I will be going along my merry way chief . Don ’ t be ! Twitter is supposed to be not #pathetic", "context": ["#DeucetheSnitch Teported me to the twitter police , Because I told him to hang himself ... Logoff cry baby #SensitiveTroll that cant take twitter heat ... ", "@USER #victimmentality #sensitivechris grow up little guy and take responsibility for yourself , it will be ok I promise !", "@USER Im fine , u are not ... Ill go to the next fight and u will sit at home cheerleading"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You really need to cut down on your orange 🍊 Kool-Aid ! It makes you delusional 🥴 🥴", "context": ["I'm humbled by the solemn responsibility of serving as lead House Manager in the Senate impeachment trial . Together , the Managers will work on behalf of the American people in defense of our Constitution . The House upheld our Constitutional duty . The Senate must do the same .", "@USER The people of America are firmly behind you Rep . Schiff . We appreciate and value all that you do to preserve , protect , and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies , foreign and domestic . And we sincerely hope that 100 Senators honor their oaths as well . ", "@USER @USER No we ’ re not . Stop lying . You don ’ t speak for me ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Omg hahaha . I would think i got noticed by Mika , then find out it's a bunch of oldies wilding with gifs 😂 🙈", "context": ["Yall i've made it , i've been accepted into the cult of gif senders and good morning posters ", "Im so glad half of the people tagged blocked me so get only half of the spam gjdjdj", "@USER Oh gosh , I had so much spam back in time I changed name and @USER 🙈 What's funny is that when this began , I was studying for an exam and didn't log in , then I nearly had a heart attack when I saw thousands of notifications - I thought it happened smth bad 😅"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Um . That's exactly what she is accusing Warren of doing so if she did that it would be calling the kettle black . Regardless , it is Warren's choice & not hers . Never mind she is using GOP talking points to put down Warren", "context": ["My grandmother was raised on a reservation - 100 % Native American My mom is 1/2 & I'm 1/4 I don't claim status because I don't live that life . I identify as white . I don't face their hardships But Warren claimed status to advance her career I can't forgive that #NeverWarren", "@USER @USER That's ur choice and not the only choice , nothing wrong w / ur choice but nothing wrong w / hers either ... however while ur crucifying her u fail to realize that ur claiming status now to judge her . #SoBernie #sitdown", "@USER @USER Uhhh , status means tax breaks , priority in college , etc I don't do that", "@USER @USER Um , not the way u used it in ur sentence intimating that she claimed heritage status - not sure why I have to explain that to u about ur own tweet 😬", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s how I read it in her statement . She is stating clearly she is 1/4 Native American and does not reap the government benefits associated with that status . For what ’ s its worth I think you should benefit , it ’ s honoring the hardships of your ancestors and your their lineage ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" Though both parties have done their fair share of gerrymandering , Republicans did it in far more places OVER THE PAST DECADE . In 2010 , Republicans took control of nearly every major swing state ... \" So this is an issue because Dems lost . ", "context": ["Democrat donors are about to waste a lot of money targeting my district . The best defense is a good offense . Help me fund the greatest offensive they ’ ve ever seen . Donate and share : ", "@USER District ? This is a crime committed by one or more persons . ", "@USER @USER There are five uniquely shaped Houston CD Districts & several are represented by Dems . ", "@USER SCOTUS has ruled political gerrymandering to be constitutional so it is \" not ok \" only in your opinion . Your opinion counts but it is not authority . 😉", "@USER @USER SCOTUS did not rule gerrymandering is constitutional . They ruled that without a way to determine a gerrymander , any ruling they make on it seems partisan . They left the matter to the state courts which have ruled that some plans and districts are unfair and must be redrawn .", "@USER @USER #WRONG SCOTUS said the federal courts could not decide the matter ( that means it is not unconstitutional ) but power belongs to CONGRESS . Individual state laws can be challenged in state courts but they cannot rule the premise of gerrymandering violates U . S . Constitution . ", "@USER @USER The fact is that we have always had gerrymandering & it was never a huge issue until the 2010 election / census when Republicans swept a number of state legislators . Dems are poor losers . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Obviously you didn ’ t take advantage of the free education offered by the military .", "context": ["More American troops are now in the Middle East than at the end of President Obama ’ s term . The rate of drone strikes is up , too . President Trump is not ending wars ; he ’ s expanding them . He ’ s not bringing troops home ; he ’ s sending them there .", "@USER When Trump pulled our troops out of syria and let the Kurds get slaughtered trump ’ s fans cheered that we are ending endless wars . Now trump gets involved in Iran and pushed the world closer to world war than we ’ ve ever been and they cheer . They support him no matter what .", "@USER ... and that ’ s a problem . That is evidence of being in a cult or following the president like a religious leader . We know both are probably true ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sadly , Democrats Are as Much a Bunch of Psychopaths as They Were 160 Years Ago . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "context": ["The House had its turn and Democrats made a mockery of the constitution . Today , 99 of my colleagues and I were sworn in for the impeachment * trial . We will give @USER the fair trial he deserves . ", "@USER @USER All the evidence shows Trump broke the law . In my country no one is above the law . Trump will have hurt so many people with his lies . Prepare people .", "@USER @USER @USER Which law ? Looking into the corruption of a previous administration ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER More and more I see why your students hate you .", "context": ["Half of this Guatemala highlands village emptied out to the US border to claim asylum on grounds of violence and gov persecution . But the mayor and people say no gangs or crime here or even police and that only peace reigns thanks to remoteness and light community policing . ", "@USER \" Give me your tired , your poor , Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free , The wretched refuse of your teeming shore . Send these , the homeless , tempest-tost to me , I lift my lamp beside the golden door ! \"", "@USER @USER I too believe we should make policy decisions based upon poems . \" Theirs not to make reply , Theirs not to reason why , \"", "@USER @USER @USER no , the comment was correct . the US is being overrun and secure borders would help ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But ... Hunter Biden ! What does Ivanka have to do with this ? It's not like she has an actual role in the White House ... oh wait ... it's not like DJTJ has been scoring off his daddy ... oh wait . Never mind 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ can we talk about Hunter again ? #TrumpKnew #ImpeachmentTrial", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You know the context of that right ? Hope you enjoy voting for trump on a chinese machine with an ivanka trump patent on it . Talk about corruption ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re a few years late 🥰 We don ’ t stay single like the demonic left . They ’ re all still mad nobody asked them to prom .", "@USER @USER @USER I think these likes oughta keep reading for the completion of this thought haha", "@USER @USER @USER Although on second thought , they were all cool with ivanka getting patents on voting machines from china so ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Just say it . You don ’ t CARE that @USER breaks the law ! None of you cult members do ! You ’ ll never believe it because all you ’ ve been trained to see is that the “ MSM and the press are the enemy of the people ” ! Well , that ’ s what DICTATORS & AUTOCRATS do ! #TrumpKnew", "context": ["Rand Paul predicts no Republicans will vote to convict Trump ", "@USER @USER Watch as Republicans try not to see the truth . Coverups and lies . So sad . Again , you choose Party over Patriotism .", "@USER @USER That's sweet dear , but projecting what the Dems are doing onto the other side is a symptom of stage 4 TDS . Please seek help ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well I seen half of a female body without clicking the link . Not sure why everyone is offended by a female body 🤣 🤣 #snowflake", "context": ["@USER @USER are you asking for us to unfollow you with this continual stuff . We WILL ... just keep it up we don ’ t need this thrown in our face 🤮 Who is with me ? ? ?", "@USER @USER I ’ m definitely with you . I have no desire to keep seeing this !", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t click the link to look then . You can just scroll passed , no need to look at all 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤷 🏻 ‍ ️", "@USER @USER @USER I didn ’ t click the link . The only way to avoid it is to unfollow TMZ 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤷 🏽 ‍ ️"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER team thanks for the call BUT in short there is NO RESOLUTION for the prob in hand ! #media #news #customersatisfaction No action whatsoever from @USER", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Ridiculous how everyone raise hand if there is system issue for completing payment ! BB says no issue , PZ says complaint 21270 raised but no action . Who suffers in this ? #Customer Worst #CustomerExperience #CustomerService", "@USER We regret the inconvenience caused . Could you please help us with your contact number ? We'll do our best to sort this issue out .", "@USER Been talking to @USER team since yesterday . All I hear is cnt do anything ! Cant delivery order without payment and I am not able to complete payment using @USER . No one taking bottom line . MBO -106185769-150120 Ord No for ref . #CustomerExperience", "@USER Thank you for sharing the supporting details . Please be assured our team will assist you in the best possible way .", "@USER @USER delivery team took the ord back from door step . Payment fail is not a #customers prob . Why does #customer has to suffer for ur #technical . Whether its @USER / or issue , you hv to fig out n resolve without impacting customer !", "@USER Sincere apologies for the trouble , be assured we have escalated the issue with the concerned team and will be connecting with you shortly ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh dear ... The Daily Mail has a lot to answer for . People like Sheila need to be cared for , not indoctrinated with garbage designed to frighten and confuse them . People like Sheila are incapable to finding out the facts , e . g . the UK has always had control over its borders .", "context": ["At midnight on January 31st every free-thinking , patriotic Englishman should lean out of his bedroom window & whack himself on the bonce with a frying pan . The bong would be audible in ‘ Europe ’ & remind them all of our glory & power .", "@USER Can we whack you on the head with a frying pan ! ! Trying to tell people how they should think or vote . Just because someone has a different opinion to you doesn ’ t make them wrong or foolish ! !", "@USER @USER Doing something wrong and foolish makes you wrong and foolish . Like , oh I don't know , voting to leave the market that's helped make us one of the fastest growing economies in the World . I know ! let's check back in with you next year to see how this has improved your life \" Dan \" 🤪", "@USER @USER @USER Which introduced freedom of movement which was dandy until suicide bombers and terrorists starting roaming freely too !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sweetie I ’ m in the USA . And this happens on the regular . Literally witnessed it . My mother worked for this program for over 30 years . And a lot of the red states have some of the poorest communities that use this program . I grew up in one of them . And they vote republican", "context": ["President Trump just announced that he is rolling back school lunch programs and initiatives implemented by Michelle Obama . The White House made the announcement on her birthday .", "@USER Trump hates the Obamas so much he's willing to crap on the children of the country . The county I live inhere in Georgia has had free lunch for the every elementary school in the county for years .", "@USER @USER Free lunches for kids I feed mine you must be kidding you spoiled incompetent unpatriotic person Donald Trump creating jobs and with those jobs you make money with money you buy food with food you send your kids with a lunch to school vote Donald Trump 20/20", "@USER @USER @USER The jobs you talk about are “ working poor ” jobs . Those families still cannot afford your feed their children . That program helps them . I know parents personally that go without food to just feed their children & they have jobs . GTFO with your tired uneducated rhetoric .", "@USER @USER @USER In what country do you live in that women go without food to feed their children where are these women from what state do they live in"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That ’ s not true . Mike is a statewide journalist - so I read his work , too . You ’ re just trolling at this point .", "context": ["A journalist ’ s duties do not include being a homer for the beat he or she reports on . WTF man . #hokies ", "@USER You can ’ t clean that up - @USER is a good journalist - and isn ’ t a homer for anyone - that just crazy talk from you", "@USER @USER Known fact in RVA he ’ s all uva over VT"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Well guys - disappointingly , wasted yet more time on the phone today with no joy so have had to use #Cuvva to get my daughter short term insurance on my car . #CX", "context": ["@USER 25 mins on the line to try and add my daughter to my insurance and no response - ridiculous - now I have to go out and have to try again tomorrow . #CX #shockingcustomerservice", "@USER We're sure the team have been working through the calls as quickly and efficiently as they can .", "@USER The team are open until 5pm today , we hope you manage to get everything sorted Tim .", "@USER Hope so - I shall try again in a bit . Thank you ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And yet he still needs to do things skirting congress . .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Aww that ’ s cute . I wonder I guess , what does that mean ? He ’ s still President right ? Still runs the country right ? Still the most powerful man in the world right ? Yep . 👍 🏽 thought so !", "@USER @USER @USER It means his term in office is forever stained . FYI he is by no means the most powerful when he bends to the will of others . #BlessYourHeart", "@USER @USER @USER Stained ? That ’ s precious . All it shows is an partisan angry corrupt dem house of reps will go down is stained . Only Dems voted for it . Hell one even flipped Republican over the embarrassment . The senate will side with him removing any stain . He will be re elected .", "@USER @USER @USER What ’ s precious watching libs like you cry again when the senate dismisses this . 😮 just like I reveled in your tears after 2016 , Russian Collusion Delusion ended , Kavanaugh outrage , oh and that supposed blue wave in 2018 . Hahah THOSE were precious", "@USER @USER @USER Took back the house . Blue won many \" red \" seats . ", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? ! You won 40 ( small % ) seats out of 435 to take the weak 1/2 of one branch . Congrats on that blue wave . Trump now owns all 3 branches . We actually picked up senators in 2018 at the height of the Mueller attempt . You just had a dem flip Republican too hahaha", "@USER @USER @USER Not enough to matter sweetie . He by no means owns all three it you intellectual challenged people would believe that . #BlessYourHeart", "@USER @USER @USER Really ! ? You sure about that ? He has senate majority . That ’ s one branch ( house is the weak 1/2 ) . All his appointments to Supreme Court and lower courts means his legacy for a generation . That ’ s 2 . And well he owns the Executive branch due to winning over 30 states . Boom !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Looks like someone is triggered ! The truth and facts just don't register with some people . Instead sadly , they would rather believe debunked conspiracy theories , & lies conjured up by corrupt politicians and DNC Media , because it makes them feel better . ", "context": ["Russians appear to be re-running their 2016 hacking playbook , once again to benefit Donald Trump . Will the media play along again ? Will the GOP open the door again ? Will the Russians help pick our POTUS again ? ", "@USER Do you ever get tired of blaming Russia for your loss in 2016 , Hillary ? You lost because Americans outside of California & New York didn ’ t want to vote for you ! That ’ s the TRUTH . Time to accept it and move on . You are literally the sorest loser of ALL-TIME !", "@USER @USER Listen jerk , Trump won by 78,000 votes in 3 states . He is a minority president who has done NOTHING to reach out to the 65 million plus who voted for Clinton . It took the Russians and Comey to defeat her . Trump is a sore winner ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So there isn ’ t even a cross party policy of no posters in place ? Sorry , but if the Green Party can ’ t even manage that internally there ’ s not much hope for governance . The argument that ‘ others are doing it so we will too ’ holds no water . Lead by example .", "context": ["ICYMI we launched our #GE2020 campaign this afternoon . Our message is clear - if you want Green , you have to vote Green . Watch our live stream here : #WantGreenVoteGreen 💚 🌊 ", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ d love to vote Green , but your use of plastic posters and cable ties is indefensible .", "@USER @USER @USER Several are not using posters and others are reusing posters from previous campaigns . GP senator tried to introduce an amendment in March to restrict all parties use of posters but the government ruled it out of order ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Probably Fox , Breitbart , Washington Examiner , etc . Narrow minded , ill informed , can't think for themselves .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Whats thisnsay then ? prohibits any person from importing , selling , transferring , manufacturing , purchasing , possessing , or transporting an assault firearm", "@USER @USER @USER you are taking it out of context . stop fear mongering . we know what the bill says . we have read it . you are taking pieces out to prove your point . not cool . shame on you !", "@USER @USER @USER And its not out of context .. I can put more on here", "@USER @USER @USER you're nothing more that a gun loving republican hack that spreads fake news on the daily . you bore me . #ByeFelicia ", "@USER @USER @USER No one is taking anyone's guns . How do you people just lie like you do ?", "@USER @USER @USER Again so answer what they would do to a person who legally owned a firearm since it says in the bill they no longer can posses the firearm ?", "@USER @USER @USER What bill are you even talking about ? There is no bill that takes anyone's firearms . Again , how do you people just lie the way you do ? Didn't your mother ever teach you lying is wrong ?", "@USER @USER @USER So you dont even know the Bill's that are up in the VA house and Senate , yet you're here talking like you do .. lol", "@USER @USER @USER We know the ones that are actually up , just not the imaginary ones you keep lying about .", "@USER @USER @USER No , no you dont and you've proven that over and over", "@USER @USER @USER Lol , we're just not dumb enough to confuse assault weapons with ALL guns . Come on , you're really not this dumb are you ?", "@USER @USER @USER Difference between assault weapons and the rest of the firearms .. go ...", "@USER @USER @USER automatic assualt weapon = 1 trigger pull fires many rounds , semi automatic , = you have to squeeze the trigger for each round you fire", "@USER @USER @USER Except that's not VAs definition : Assault weapons \" are defined as a semi-automatic , centerfire , firearm equipped with a folding stock , or equipped at the time with a magazine capable of holding more than 20 rounds , or capable of accommodating a silencer / suppressor .", "@USER @USER @USER And again you deflect to something that's not even in the bill . What is wrong with you ? After being so thoroughly proven wrong , most would learn , but you keep going !", "@USER @USER @USER Wow . I posted the actual full bill , and the definition of assault firearms according to VA law , and you're STILL trying to lie about it . Wow .", "@USER @USER @USER So let me get this straight . I give you the definition from the official government site , and you post a screenshot from who knows where ? Lol , you crack me up !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Nah you just don't believe in holding people accountable that you agree with politically .", "context": ["A ) you are . B ) here ’ s the video . ", "@USER @USER @USER for being a partisan shill that can't answer a simple question ?", "@USER @USER @USER For calling it as she sees it . She doesn't need to answer any questions .", "@USER @USER @USER She's a terrible representative for the People of her state then . And you should rejoin us in reality , when you get the time .", "@USER @USER @USER Reality . You guys can't get over an election that happened three years ago . Good luck ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Indeed It Is . Tragically , Democrats Are the Same Hysterical Control Freak Drama Queens You Were 160 Years Ago #GOP #PartyOfLincoln", "context": ["Um holy sh * t . This certainly makes it sound like Parnas and co . were actively tracking Yovanovitch's movements . This could explain why Yovanovitch was moved out of Ukraine so quickly . ", "@USER Oh my God . Read these and tell me , if you were Marie Yovanovitch , that you wouldn ’ t be fearing for your life . This is the Trump administration's OWN GOONS . This is absolutely insane .", "@USER I literally cannot believe I'm writing this but it really , really looks like Donald Trump commissioned his goons to hurt or kill a United States ambassador .", "@USER @USER Honestly , I don ’ t see how you can read those messages any other way . They stalked her , got an address where she was staying , knew about her security detail , and offered “ help ” for a price . Paired with Trump ’ s statement to Zelensky that she was “ going to go through some things . ”", "@USER @USER @USER \" Honestly , I don ’ t see how you can read those messages any other way . \" MAGAts : \" Hold my beer . \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I am so sorry you are so blind and deaf . I KNOW you have lost your hearing ( and dignity ) listening to your cult leader and Faux News and other Republicans .", "context": ["@USER @USER He has done more , even while playing golf , than any of his three predecessors .", "@USER @USER @USER I really can ’ t think of anything he has accomplished ! Please tell me something positive he has done .", "@USER @USER @USER I am so sorry you are so blind and deaf . I guess you have lost your hearing listening to Pelosi and Schumer and the other Dems"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lmao y ’ all have anything else better to do 😂", "context": ["A powerful Minnesota progressive group has endorsed Sen . Bernie Sanders in the state's upcoming Democratic presidential primary . ", "@USER Millennial girl tweeters at startrib think it's powerful and progressive . So it must be .", "@USER @USER Millennial girl tweeters are a major voting bloc"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Dementia on full display . He thinks he's relating to the common man .", "context": ["The greatest threat to our country isn't war or climate change , it's ... DISHWASHERS . 🤦 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ ", "@USER 1 . I've never had a serious problem with modern dishwashers , but I also don't have one at home ; 2 . Unlike Donald , I actually do wash my dishes the \" old-fashioned way \"", "@USER I doubt Trump has ever washed a dish . I don't understand his odd fixation with toilets and dishwashers . 😲"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How can I do front row without YOU ? In fact , so far I haven't even bought Vancouver tix yet . I got row 6 for WA . Front row without YOU ?", "context": ["So @USER tour this year . You guys are good at keeping a secret @USER @USER . But maybe could you possibly work on giving us a little more notice ? I know we should be used to it by now . And convince to do a show with ME !", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not going . No one other than you will notice .", "@USER @USER @USER Ok , maybe two of you will notice . But I'm still not going ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LMAO , you're a joke if you think that was a relevant point .", "context": ["I give quite a bit to fellow Dems - we ’ ve fundraised over $ 300,000 for others ( more than my “ dues ” ) , w / over 50 % going to swing seats . DCCC made clear that they will blacklist any org that helps progressive candidates like me . I can choose not to fund that kind of exclusion . ", "@USER We already learned 4 years ago that the establishment politicians running the DNC are as corrupt as Republicans , we don't trust then anymore . Americans want Progressive change and we will ONLY vote for non-corporate funded Progressives . PERIOD", "@USER @USER @USER aren't voting 4 late-term abortion , increasing war funds , removing articles from #billofrights , opening borders to unvetted & providing free care , registering deceased , mourning terrorists , ignoring constitution and law ... what am I missing ...", "@USER @USER @USER That sounds very bigoted and perhaps even slightly racist to me ? We don't need minorities , you say ? I though you \" progressives \" were \" tolerant \" and \" compassionate ? \" See how that spinning of words is ignorant ? And maybe a little less insult ? That just really highlights yours .", "@USER @USER @USER Lol , thank you for proving my point . Do you have anything of substance or just insults ? Show us all your polls ! ! Show us , in your infinite wisdom , that it would work ? I'll be waiting , you're insults mean nothing to me . Your ignorance is amusing however .", "@USER @USER @USER You made my comment about Republicans being the monority political party in a 2 party system about race ... I don't think you're on my level bro .", "@USER @USER @USER You got the point and still don't see it . OMG , this is just sad ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So , one better derive pleasure through deliberately shaming another , even with their covert Achilles heel , hoping on every existing trail of satire on these streets to achieve the same .", "context": ["I'm going to presume that she did not hear the question properly . ", "@USER The satire aside ! The fact that we keep sharing and deriding this girl is low . On a second thought , Random questions , What if this girl is sacked for this particular interview ? Is the interviewer ’ s diction that easily perceivable ? @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Does her ignorance of ‘ sibling ’ have a bearing ( and to what existent , if there be ) on her delivery as a teacher ? Our intolerance for Mediocrity should be rational ( rather than biased ) and have a Humane aspect to it .", "@USER @USER @USER A graduate who says that she studied a nonexistent \" Bachelor of Education with science \" , can't comprehend the meaning of the word a sibling , and claims to teach \" in \" , will never deliver well as a teacher . No apologies !", "@USER @USER @USER Knowledge of the academic program , comprehension of ' sibling ' and misappropriation of a preposition are not exclusive indicators of one's delivery at work .", "@USER @USER @USER As you may remember , in our early days of teaching , there were men who contravened every possible principle of English language grammar in a single sentence , notwithstanding that learners got better grades in their subjects during summative assessment .", "@USER @USER @USER Furthermore , there are up to 70 replies to Gae's parent tweet hitherto . A discreet look through shows at least 4/5 of them as sloppy . And the authors thereof would heckle off concerns about their grammatical carelessness as ' this is social media ' ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I will believe that when you actually solve it . Please stop empty promises ! @USER this is a huge let down and i would not want to continue with your service anymore . #badcustomerservice", "context": ["@USER I still didn't a resolution for my issue ! It's been 24 hours since you guys promised to resolve : 4 representatives 2 supervisors and social media team . I'm fed up of following up with you ! #unsunscribe #vodafonesucks #poorservice ", "@USER Hi ! We are working on your concern . Please allow us some more time to come back to you with a resolution . Appreciate your patience - Aisha", "@USER Some more time you mean ' how many days ? ' I will unsubscribe @USER if you continue to waste time and not solve customer issues .", "@USER Hi ! We apologize for the trouble caused . Please be assured that our team is working on your concern and we will update you shortly - Aisha"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Still no reply from swiggy . It's pathetic how you don't care even about your swiggy super customer . #swiggysucks", "context": ["@USER @USER Items are missing from my order (6209067803 0 ) . After registering my complaint all I get are thanks for highlighting the issue . Why should I pay for the item that i didn't received . #swiggysucks", "@USER Hey Anand , since this needs attention from a specialist , we request you to reach us through an email . They will check your case history in detail and revert with a resolution at the earliest ! ^ Akhilesh B", "@USER Already done that and was just a waste of time . Maybe it's time to move to @USER after all .", "@USER Thank you for dropping in the email . We understand your frustration . We will have this concern addressed at the earliest . ^ Akhilesh B"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No it's an impeachment , he's been impeached . By the logic of your argument all criminals should be given a pass for all crimes if they were kind to their family and did good works for the church . You are of course a cult member and facts rather like grammar bounce off you .", "context": ["Will be interviewed tonight by Laura @USER at 10pmE on @USER . Enjoy !", "@USER @USER @USER I hope you'll be giving words of comfort for GOP senators since every state is now purple . BTW don't say you haven't been impeached , it's already happened and that's what the history books will say . ", "@USER @USER @USER History books will also say America now has the best economy in the early 1960 ’ s . Black Hispanics And Asians finally working . They each have the lowest unemployment in history . 7 Million people have gotten off of food stamps . This is not an impeachmet . It will be known as the .."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Aww ... is on blocking spree because she didn ’ t like the way the conversation was going 🥺", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Nashville , TN already uses a fmr jail bldg as homeless overflow . ", "@USER @USER @USER Yes but trumps plan is to turn that into forced incarceration which is a crime against humanity Especially since his disability rules change will create a lot more homeless people", "@USER @USER @USER We know he has no qualms about forced incarceration Nazi crimes against humanity didn ’ t start with extermination camps It started by burning the Reichstag , creating a fake crisis then authorizing the government to place just about anyone in “ protective custody ” Scary parallels", "@USER @USER @USER Once trump began taking food stamps away from nearly a million people , began working to kick people off of disability and criminalize homelessness he took aim at us . I will not baby anyone in the CPP community that continues to suppo 4 him They are not our friend", "@USER @USER @USER The trump base is down to racists and ignorant people and i have no time for either"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Ahh , there you go DEFLECTING from the Scientific Proven FACTS , at 7C and colder , Winter tires are Scientifically Proven Safer , , , Yet here you are ON RECORD speaking out AGAINST PROVEN SAFETY . Nothing to figure out , Your IGNORANCE is in Writing for ALL to read .", "context": ["@USER Hilarious the @USER post the Opinion of the Clueless to Science @USER about the rubber compound in Winter tires and the actual Safety Benefit in temperatures of 7C and less . Winter tires should be Mandatory in the Lower Mainland .", "@USER @USER Here is a great Visual on the science showing why Winter tires should be Mandatory . ", "@USER @USER How many people running pure winters ? Most people run All Seasons . Still no compelling argument to make a law for winter tires in the most temperate climate in Canada", "@USER @USER Says the Clueless to Real Science Speed Advocate that spends his time trying to get more Humans Killed & Injured . The RUBBER COMPOUND is proven to have better Braking distances , Better Handling , which in turn INCREASES SAFETY , but Of Course You're Against that .", "@USER @USER Wow . You seem to have me all figured out don't you . Lol . Not driving at all increases safety as well . Maybe making it mandatory for us to walk only is safer . But , then of course , we would have to make sure that we mandated winter and summer shoes . 😁"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I work in healthcare and the mix of people who misuse the ER is a wide spectrum . It ’ s an access issue for some and I ’ ve seen some drop their kids off like it was a daycare so they could go out and party it ’ s all around and the doctors / staff deal with all of it", "context": ["@USER Okay but there are free clinics and the emergency room is for emergencies so ...", "@USER Can you guarantee there are 24 hour free clinics everywhere ?", "@USER No but if you ’ re just going in for a check up in theory couldn ’ t you just wait till they open ?", "@USER @USER wow isn ’ t it nice to be privileged enough that you are able to go during the time that most clinics like that are open ? I guarantee anyone that goes to the ER for that has exhausted all other options"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER He / she is right .. You're clearly not a very intelligent human being .. Anyone with a trace of intelligence would see beyond what any news outlet or Trumptard would say .", "context": ["This is why President Trump was impeached for obstruction of Congress , and why a Senate trial with no witnesses or documents is a cover-up . #EndTheCoverUp #DefendOurDemocracy ", "@USER That's BS . Seeking a judicial review of congressional subpoenas is NOT blocking testimony , it's following Constitutional separation of powers .", "@USER @USER 45 order people not to testify . He also claimed that as president he has total immunity from prosecution . The court has laughed at this claim . No one is above the law . #ImpeachAndRemove", "@USER @USER @USER Good lord someone needs to bring back civics class", "@USER @USER @USER They really do need to get back in school and learn !", "@USER @USER @USER But if they were educated / informed they wouldn ’ t support Trump ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Says the guy that wants to use a short sound bit for all ad's which is completely out of context . So it is substantiated as you are actively trying to push essentially fake news so that it can push your narrative . #LOSER I'm still really proud of you though . 👍", "context": ["@USER This should be in every ad from now until November .", "@USER @USER You win the award of stupidest thing I've read today ! ", "@USER @USER Weak , unsubstantial comeback . Relying on a gif . You tried and you failed . Shoo till November , slack-jawed , half-witted pedant . I'll bookmark & see you then , loser . / out"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , the Only \" Point \" You Had Was on the Top of Your Head , So ... You're Welcome and Congratulations ! LOL #Resist #Liberal", "context": ["The media has mistreated my dad worse than ANY president in history . But they ’ re wrong , and his record speaks for itself . America wants 4 more years , and the #TrumpArmy is going to get us there . Join us for a National Day of Action on Jan . 18 ! #LeadRight ", "@USER Persecuted for sure . I believe God is using President Trump , , as flawed as many Patriarchs in the Bible were , to restore America's greatness again . More babies will live , more people will be employed and America will be the super power as prophesied . #TrumpArmy , #LeadRight .", "@USER @USER Refresh me on that prophecy . Jesus wanted an America that didn ’ t exist yet restored into a Super Power war machine ? Was the anti-Christ supposed to appear in the form of a bloated , orange scat-haggis ? Please enlighten us .", "@USER @USER @USER The Anti-Christ Will Be Revered by Ppl Who Are as Arrogant , Desperate and Hateful as Yourself . I Th 5:3 Ppl Who Speak the Truth Have Always Been Hated Jn 15:18- 19 Enjoy !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Those turkey sandwiches were the only reason I went there .", "context": ["Tim Hortons ? I ’ ve heard of this , and will finally have a chance to try a timbit . ", "@USER @USER Oh ... if the shop in BKK had turkey , I would SO be there ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Dean & Deluca used to do the best turkey sandwiches ever . Then they stopped having them . When I asked why I was told ‘ only during Thanksgiving ’ . #bullshit", "@USER @USER @USER I remember them . They also did an amazing wrap with tiger prawns and jasberry rice , but apparently I was the only one who liked it as it only lasted a few months ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So true . TiVo was a great product , but very few watched TV like I did ( 3 VCRs & 15 tapes . ) Not enough people saw a reason to change the way they watched TV . Eventually , their cable / sat provider's DVR was good enough . TiVo has always made my living room so much more fun .", "context": ["I can't imagine a thoroughly enjoyable TV experience without @USER or a hard drive-based DVR . There will not be an aggregating service that allows us to save , in the cloud , any show from any channel or service for ( far into the ) future viewing . #TimeShifting @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Not to mention the viewing experience is so much better . Skip , FF etc .", "@USER @USER @USER So you ’ re both saying the CEO , cc-ed on this thread , is making a strategic mistake by wrapping the TiVo experience around the Sling TV cloud streaming service at the expense of soft TiVo Mini apps ?", "@USER @USER @USER Sounds right . It's not a good decision for me . Although ... I can see Apple not wanting TiVo on their box . I can see Android not wanting that either . FWIW , the Apple TV app stinks . I might simply be saying that I'm old and unwilling to change the way I enjoyed TV for decades .", "@USER @USER @USER So you ’ re also saying you don ’ t like TiVo ’ s new pre-roll advertising and ads in guide . ;)", "@USER @USER @USER Sadly , great products and services don ’ t always have equally great business models and / or adoption ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Agree in spirit , but couldn ’ t see it happening in my lifetime . After retiring , ridiculous property taxes / weather pushed us to move . Sadly corrupt Rep Govs hurt . Madigan stranglehold must be broken , Rep party rebuilt . State may need to run out of money for change to succeed .", "context": ["Gotta get something off my chest . If you leave a blue state because it failed you ... Leave your Democrat voting habits there too . Why vote for the same failed Democrat policies you already ran away from ? The red states are attractive because of Republican policies & leadership .", "@USER Worry about Arizona . Not solidly Red anymore . Ca , Co , Illinois , NY voters have brought bad habits with them . Need to think about why they left .", "@USER @USER I live in Illinois . It ’ s so bad , hoping it gets better . I remember when we had republican governors . The state was red back then . If I ever move out I ’ ll be taking my red views with me . But what I ’ d really love is to make Illinois red again ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well that's a whole lot of assumptions that are totally wrong . Always grievances , always someone else's fault , always no personal responsibility .", "context": ["% of US adults who say the US decision to conduct airstrike that killed Soleimani was the right decision : Men 58 % Women 37 % White 58 % Hispanic 32 % Black 17 % GOP 84 % Dem 17 % ( Pew )", "@USER What about % that thought it was the right decision but should have been run past Congress first ?", "@USER @USER So the democrats could leak to the press which in turn would inform the Iranians . Where was this talk when Obama was droning our enemies ?", "@USER @USER @USER You might want to review some Fox News clips during the Obama administration", "@USER @USER @USER I would but I am too busy working paying for my obamacare policy that has tripled with my deductible going from $ 500 to $ 4400 per year to cover people like you who do not want to work and have to be covered by the blue collar workers like myself ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You make no sense . ( Shocking ! ) My proverbial \" goalposts \" are right where they've always been : firmly grounded in ☆ reality . ☆ The only problem here , is some reading comprehension concerns on simpletons ' part ... #literacy #criticalthinking", "context": ["TERFs think they can neg me into transphobia . “ Oh Mona - I thought you were such a fierce fighter for women ! You ’ re a sell out . ” I AM a fierce fighter for women , you hateful shits . I am a fighter for cis and trans women . All women .", "@USER \" I cook awesome steaks for all my friends ! Both carnivores & vegans alike . \" 😂 🙄 🙃", "@USER @USER Yeah ... a minute of research to beat a transphobic argument . Pretty usual .", "@USER @USER omg , ya'll are desperate AF ... 😂 \" Depends on what the word \" #steak \" means . \" Thank you for helping make my point of how nonsensical your position is . 👍", "@USER @USER @USER So now that you've got called out on your bullshit analogy and how it doesn't serve your purpose , you're trying to move the goalpost ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER True . But in #TrumpsAmerikkka they go outta their way to prove they're uncouth . They think it's funny . Honey boo boo mentality ...", "context": ["Shame on her . Hope she does not get re-elected . She works for the people not for trump ! He sure is pimping all the republicans and they all have become his prostitutes ... pathetic ! #McSallyIsAHack", "@USER She was appointed and gabby's husband is running against her . #MarkKellyForSenate #McSallyIsAHack 🤪", "@USER Even if appointed she took an oath of office and should behave accordingly or go back to the trenches where she obviously belongs"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER this really doesn't make sense , then I reviewed your prior tweets , and it suddenly makes all the sense in the world .", "context": ["Introducing The Grisham Watch : What's the White House press secretary up to ? ", "@USER @USER Waiting for her Amazon Books delivery ( next day no less ) - “ How to Be Mediocre Press People ” by Sarah Hucksterberry", "@USER @USER @USER sounds bitter and jealous ... didn't get to interview for the position ?", "@USER @USER @USER Actually I did , sadly I was over / under qualified ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yea , I trigger you . Knitting will calm you down dear", "context": ["Wow . Watching Lev Parnas interview with @USER . All I can say is this : Republican senators who refuse to support the calling of fact witnesses and relevant documents should just resign for dereliction of duty under the Constitution .", "@USER @USER @USER OMG ... If Dems hadn't taken the House in 2018 , trump would never have been impeached and we'd be sunk !", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly . The #Mcpeachment is just an election year stunt . It has nothing to do with some grand defense of the constitution . Thanks .", "@USER @USER @USER 100 % stunt . That ’ s why they didn ’ t bother to take the time to do a thorough investigation , and get the witnesses they needed . It was just about putting the scarlet letter onto the president in an election year . It ’ s a gross abuse of the house power", "@USER @USER @USER . Can tell even YOU don ’ t believe the bull $ $ it you just wrote . Grow up dude", "@USER @USER @USER If that were true , you have some explanation for why what I said was wrong . Instead of just saying “ grow up dude . ” But since I ’ m right , you had nothing else to say . #AdhomFail", "@USER @USER @USER . ( Deep inside you know it ’ s all true . Save your energy and take up knitting dude )", "@USER @USER @USER So you don ’ t deny deep inside you know you post bill $ hit Thanks for your support . Go take up your knitting dude", "@USER @USER @USER So you don't deny you have nothing , and have to use Ad Homs because you know Im right and your FOS . Surrender accepted . Class dismissed . Leave your tuition by the door on your way out . :: cue the victory flyby :: "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Don ’ t worry your Agent Orange fever dream will pass when you see him perp walk in a matching “ Oranges ” jump suit . Oh btw did you see that stack of paperwork The Managers dropped on #MoscowMitch - all the documents mentioned in the #levparnasinterview were in that pile ! ", "context": ["So the crazy left thinks there will be a #PresidentPelosi based on #conspiracytheory & the #maddowinterview with a guy had companies CALLED ' FRAUD GUARANTEE ' AND ' MAFIA RAVE ' & is an indicted liar ? So Ukraine is another lefty NUT JOB desperate sham , go figure ", "@USER Sorry Spud ! Contemporaneous notes , recorded phone calls , corroborating witness testimony , Bolton ’ s story . . . looks like your boy Donnie J tRUmp is goin down , but then you knew that really . #LevParnasInterview #PresidentPelosi #MaddowInterview ", "@USER OK mashed potatoes , if any of that existed it and was collaborated it would be in the articles , but not of it has been or is , Trump is today , tomorrow and will be 5 YEARS from now President"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So in conclusion , yes , your understanding of JRRT is based on a completely shallow & superficial reading of letters , based on your deep desire to hate him .", "context": ["Since some people are having a meltdown over the multi-racial cast of the Amazon Lord of the Rings show , it's worth remembering that Tolkien held a lot of troubling views and it's good that people adapting his work don't reproduce them . Take his views on women : 1/5 ", "@USER Your views are based on a very superficial reading of Tolkien's work and opinions . As are those complaining about a multiracial cast for whatever Amazon are trying to create .", "@USER @USER Tolkien literally said women can only learn if they want to have their [ male ] teacher's children , and that a woman who enjoys being the instigator of a sexual relationship is depraved . What is the non-misogynistic reading of that ?", "@USER @USER Where did he say that ? I've read his published letters and I'm pretty sure I'd have remembered that . He does have some oldfashioned ideas , but nothing which I thought misogynistic . Of course , I'm comparing them with an internet full of much worse examples ...", "@USER @USER Literally cited in the tweet you've just commented on ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER As an elected official , I'm going to assume you are slightly more informed than you seem . I choose to believe you are feigning ignorance to perpetuate this lie .", "context": ["The “ nonpartisan ” GAO is run by someone confirmed to a 15 year term in 2010 under a Democrat President , Democrat controlled Senate and Democrat House .", "Just like Pelosi , Schiff and the Dems in Congress , the GAO ignores that the President has been hugely concerned about corruption in Ukraine for a long time , which is entirely consistent with US law and US policy . It ’ s also important to get other nations to contribute more .", "Let ’ s see a GAO report on Pres Obama delivering $ 1.7 Bil in pallets of cash to Iran in the middle of the night as cash ransom in a hostage swap . I don ’ t recall any Congressional notification or approval before that Obama foreign policy decision not authorized by Congress ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER no it's a way to attract her but nina seems will never pay attention to me . .", "context": ["@USER your face , your move , actually the whole of you is cute . yes , can't wait for it ! i heard tony going to appear there ... i missed him already .", "@USER Thank you nuna 😳 I'm shy . Yeah me too : o I'm also very excited with the new heroes !", "@USER why shy though ? oh yes , anyway what's your most anticipated movie in 2020 ?", "@USER I'm shy because you keep calling me cute ! Hmmm probably Spiderman . How about you , nuna ?", "@USER cute cute cute wle . me ? it's mulan ! after watching the trailer i can't wait to see it on cinema .", "@USER Oh , I've watched the trailer too ! I'm also curious with the film . I assume you like disney , nuna ?", "@USER yes , i am a fan of disney especially disney classic 💕 which disney character is your favorite chenle ?", "@USER I don't have any specific character that I like but I have watched Frozen and I like it ! Who is your favorite character , nuna ? I guess it's Mulan .. ?", "@USER ah frozen . no , my favorite one is rapunzel from tangled . but i adore alice too ... i can't choose .", "@USER You must really like Disney , then . Have you ever go to the Disneyland ?", "@USER i ever went there once , japan disneyland and i want to visit it again because the place is just so great !", "@USER Disneyland is a great place but .. You basically went there for waiting [ sighs ] . People usually spent 10 hours in disneyland . 2 hours of playing and the rest of the 8 hours ? Waiting 😂", "@USER i couldn't more agree than this . it's indeed a crowded place and we basically just take some picture there 😂", "@USER And the ticket is also so expensive ! But still , the place is sure pretty and has this magical feeling", "@USER right about that . i want to go there again but i am so broken and jobless . let's go there together later , your treat 😛", "@USER I'm sure you're not jobless nuna ! You must be busy , right ?", "@USER not really busy . i just have a monthly schedule though , how sad :[ .", "@USER But still that means you're busy doing something and not only lazy-ing around at the dorm :D Don't be sad , nuna !", "@USER you're right i need to add up my bank account though . actually i am busy trying to attrack nina but she never pay attention to me even after i give her a massage on her tummy .", "@USER A massage .. on her tummy ? Is she pregnant or something .."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ProTip - California doesn ’ t elect the . 2016 Trump won 30 states & 3084 counties , Clinton 57 counties 😂 😂 . Your obviously new to 🇺 🇸 , here is how 🇺 s elections work so your not misinformed again in 2020 . looking like he will win 40 states in 2020 . ", "context": ["Federal prosecutors explore years-old media disclosure , raising fears Trump is using Justice Dept . for political gain ", "@USER No , the only ones who were trying to use the DOJ for political gain were the #Socialist #Dem coupsters . Their coup detat attempt has failed and now it ’ s time they all pay for their crimes against a rightfully elected @USER ! Way bigger than watergate ! ! #Trump2020 ", "@USER @USER @USER Or maybe trump is simply a crook who needed Russian help to cheat and steal the 2016 election while losing by 3 million votes ... 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Russian help ? ? ? 😂 😂 😂 . Your a good little socialist sheep following along to Maddows hysterical lies . Keep crying , get ready for 4 more years of the greatest in 🇺 🇸 history ! #Trump2020Landslide ", "@USER @USER @USER I think we can all agree trump has earned his day in a court of law , which he will finally see when he leaves this temp job of his in 2021 or sooner . He ’ s earned that . BTW , 66 million is more than 63 million ( w / Russian help ) every single time 😉 #TrumpForPrison2020 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sarcasm at its ugliest . Why don ’ t you try to promote monogamy instead of hating on what she said . You rather fix STD with a pill rather than change the culture that fuels it ?", "context": ["if i go to get tested and the nurse tell me i should have waited till marriage SOMEONE is getting knocked tf out ", "@USER Does waiting until marriage make you immune ? LMAO Like husbands or wives must not be capable of cheating and contacting and std if they ’ re married lol .", "@USER @USER Duh , didn ’ t anyone tell you ? When you say i do , STDs don ’ t exist anymore . And wedding bands make a special anti-STD barrier , that ’ s why you have to wear them all the time . It ’ s basic science ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I appreciate you're a Warren supporter but aren't you a little disappointed that this is the path she has chosen ? It is more damaging to the Warren campaign than the Sanders campaign . The only winner out of this is Trump .", "context": ["I'll be voting for Elizabeth Warren in the CA Democratic primary . ", "Some of you Bernie supporters do quite the disservice to your candidate , who seems to be a great human being . Try not to drive people away with your nastiness . I will happily vote for him if he wins the primary . Chill", "@USER John I supported both Warren and Sanders but regardless of whether what Sanders allegedly said , that Warren leaked to CNN , is true or not . Warren ’ s motivation for doing so makes me question whether she has been influenced by a third party . I can ’ t understand her logic .", "@USER @USER Her logic ( if it was her campaign . Though I doubt it ) was that he was actively out trashing her all over the 4 early States . Denied he was doing it . Then reluctantly admitted it . He fired the first shot . Alls fair in love and politics ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Any racism is wrong . And left wing politics is essentially about caring / looking out for others . To expend such effort apparently to criticise 1 party and scant , if any evidence of pointing at others , is rather telling . And the only loser is the persecuted .", "context": ["Angela Rayner : ✅ Twice promoted an antisemitic book popular among Neo nazis , calling it ‘ seminal work ’ on Holocaust Memorial Day ✅ Called Labour antisemitism ‘ a smear ’ ✅ Campaigned for antisemitic Labour Parliamentary candidate Lisa Forbes , helping her become an MP ", "@USER @USER Bozo takes time off the campaign trail to atttend unveiling of statue of Lady Astor , a known antisemite . But that's ... ok with you people ? Strange , twisted views of what is acceptable , and by whom .", "@USER @USER ‘ Look over there ’ isn ’ t the finest defence . Not exactly antiracism is it", "@USER @USER Neither is being highly selective of where you choose to call it out .", "@USER @USER Didn ’ t realise jews needed your permission to call out antisemitism is it"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sad when the white majority of the Dems used the color of her skin as an edge in the game . This is completely against Dr . Kings teachings and vision . But people today are more blind than the democrats who all voted against black rights back in the day .", "context": ["I don ’ t know why the GOP gets so triggered at the idea of investing in our train infrastructure . It ’ s environmentally friendly , stations have huge potential to stimulate local economies , building it creates a ton of good , union jobs - AND it ’ s puppy approved . #GreenNewDeal 🐶 🚊 ", "@USER A Black woman is delivering the articles of impeachment . For the white supremacist president . That ’ s all . ", "@USER @USER Sweet ! Black woman leading again . Yet we are the most disrespected . 😏"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER is a disaster on all levels . Apparently it is a Nationwide problem . #bankruptcy", "context": ["@USER no wonder your stock price is low and your are closing stores your customer service sucks at the South Loop location . Been a customer here for over 20 years . Will be switching . #failure", "@USER Thanks for reaching out and letting us know about this location , Lauren . I will definitely share your feedback with the right people to check into these problems . I apologize for any inconvenience . ^ SB", "@USER @USER Same thing at the Frederick Maryland locations , especially on Crestwood Boulevard ... pharmacy team are very rude , make you wait at least 25 minutes at the drive thru & when you question the wait they shut off the monitor on you . I am currently transferring all prescriptions to cvs"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" Doc \" Meacham \" Heart Broken \" This Morning After Porn Lawyer / \" Savior of the Republic \" Michael Avenatti Jailed for Pre-Trial Release Agreement Violations . #Resist #Liberal", "context": ["Pumped to be covering the @USER today with a great line up of world-renowned speakers ! #landexpo20 🌽 🌱 Follow this thread to follow the day today as well as @USER and @USER threads ! ", "Ken Isley , Administrator @USER starts out this morning keynote giving an update on trade and key challenges . #landexpo20 ", "@USER @USER ' s @USER explains creative placemaking is a community driven process to create a place you want to live focusing in rural communities . It's up to communities to create a rural place that people want to move to . #landexpo20", "@USER @USER @USER \" Let's invest in people and the quality of life . That's what is going to bring more people and more businesses to rural communities . \"", "@USER @USER @USER \" If you want to know someone's heart , you have to know what breaks it . That's what we should be as a country . \" closing out the #landexpo20 lunch keynote . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But you know he roleplays as one . A dream never fulfilled .", "context": ["The House investigating committees have just sent out some additional ‘ evidence ’ apparently from Parnas ’ s devices that they ’ re transmitting to the Judiciary Committee . ", "House transmittal letter with a description of the new materials : Materials 1 : Materials 2 : ", "There ’ s a Rudy letter addressed to President Zelensky embedded in here . He writes : “ I am private counsel to President Donald J . Trump . Just to be precise , I represent him as a private citizen , not as President of the United States . ” ", "@USER That's helpful . Now Trump can simply be tried as Citizen Trump , within a regular court system and no special rules . 😂 Technically , though , Rudy is stating that he , himself , is not acting as a POTUS , just in case anyone thought he might be ..."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I voted for Obama and Trump , but , Dafuq far left bubble you live in ? Name an actual crime ... I ’ ll wait ... He ’ s doing his best . You guys won ’ t give him a break . Or an ounce of credit . Yet he fights on . I stuck w Obama even though he turned out to be the “ droner in chief ”", "context": ["I stand stronger than anyone in protecting your Healthcare with Pre-Existing Conditions . I am honored to have terminated the very unfair , costly and unpopular individual mandate for you !", "@USER Mitt Romney announces he will vote against McConnell — and approve witnesses during impeachment : ", "@USER @USER @USER Bout time someone voted against McConnell , if only on general principles . But NOW it is urgent . McConnell seems to be working against our own justice system with every comment . The US must have a fair trial in the Senate on removal of the president ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Miserable people scrutinize others . Try self reflection . Once you identify your own issues , you'll have no time to point out anyone else's . Work on being happy . When you are , you won't find yourself THRIVING off of anyone else's shortcomings .", "context": ["The goal of Barack and Michelle Obama is to be the first billionaire ex-Presidential couple . ", "@USER imagine if you put half as much effort into scrutinizing the current president and his family as you do for obama", "@USER @USER Media does that already . Who on the left scrutinize the corrupt Dems ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER ^ ^ ^ This one believes everything \" Dear Leader \" says and hasn't read a newspaper in years , if ever . Another \" low information voter . \" #educationalreformrequired", "context": ["Hard to understand how Giuiliani , who was once NYC ’ s top-prosecutor , aggressively going after crime and government corruption , has descended to what we see now . Guess 3 divorces , multiple houses , private planes , country club memberships and premium cigars , don ’ t come cheap ...", "@USER Hard to understand how Obama delivered blankets to Ukraine Obama must have been afraid of Putin Ana tried to tell the truth at one point in time , but that time has long come and gone .", "@USER @USER You know that Russia and Ukraine are different countries , right ?", "@USER @USER Apparently you are not too proud of Obama delivering only blankets to Ukraine , otherwise you would have defended him on the spot . LOL Have a great day , comrade ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER BS justify til the end of time but no one with any brains is buying your hype #pathetic &", "context": ["I'm very sorry to have to share this video with you . All of it , every part of it . ", "@USER There are two groups of ppl in America . It ’ s not democrats and republicans , it ’ s people that want to get along and people who don ’ t . There are way more ppl that want to get along than not . You ’ re in the minority and you ’ re losing .", "@USER @USER Don ’ t forget : It ’ s people who like dictators and people who don ’ t . It ’ s people who like gross incompetency in governing and people who don ’ t . It ’ s people who like separated kids in cages and people who don ’ t , etc etc etc etc ...", "@USER @USER @USER Kids in cages was at its peak in Obama's time period . Somehow it didn't get news coverage then . Plus the reason why we frequently separate children from adults when they are entering the country illegally is because we suspect them to be victims of human trafficking ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You didn ’ t bother to read the Mueller report , did you ? It was Barr who falsely exonerated your beloved cult leader . Read the Mueller report . Until you do , don ’ t propagate this lie . Educate yourself and read the report or shut up . You ’ ll believe anything except the truth .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t know who that guy is but , you can tell he drank way too much of the moron trump cult koolaid . He looks like one of those weird Q cult members .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s amazing to me that some people have such a hard time accepting that the President is a winner that keeps winning for the country no matter what his naysayers , critics and enemies do or say .", "@USER @USER @USER The racist trump is a Russian puppet . He ’ s a loser who ’ s trying to destroy our constitution and hand this Country over to Putin . He steals with the help of his white nationalist supporters . He should be removed from Office and put in prison .", "@USER @USER @USER And who ’ s drinking the koolaide ? Mueller said no collusion or obstruction after spending $ 30 million investigating - with full access to the White House . White Nationists = unsubstantiated conspiracy theory . Trump will win 2020 because people see him succeed through the nonsense ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So one step below on the ladder than a common prostitute ?", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Jermaine , we appreciate that you ’ re trying to earn a living . But WTF is this ?", "@USER @USER @USER They asked me about so I talked about , what would you like to know ? ? #WIGGSOUT ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m sure you covered everything thoroughly , having never been on the team with him . Make that short money , Wiggy ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s funny you seem to crave Twitter interaction even with somebody you don ’ t agree with .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 51 followers in five years I guess people really respect your opinions . 😂 😂 😂 🧠 ☠ ️ ‍ ️ ️ ‍ ️ ‍ ️ #RepublicansAreRacists", "@USER @USER @USER Good to know that the number of twitter followers validate your existence . #liberalsareleaches", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t need it for the validation I enjoy the company but it does show that nobody cares about your opinions", "@USER @USER @USER The fact you think that twitter interaction is company is sad . Just what the world needs . Another anonymous keyboard warrior . Leave your mom ’ s basement once in awhile and interact with people ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER well well , and here I thought * possibly * you ’ re one of the brighter ones ... quelle surprise , you are as ignorant as the rest of #Cult45 . Or are you purposely engaging in the misinformation machine ?", "context": ["Former Obama officials & their media protectors can howl all they want . It ’ s a FACT that as part of #IranDeal they delivered $ 1.7 billion in cash to #Iran And they did this even though Iran owes $ 55 billion in court ordered payments to American victims of Iranian terrorism", "@USER @USER When Iran signed the multinational deal to restrain its nuclear development in return for being freed from sanctions , it regained access to its own assets , which had been frozen abroad . There was no $ 150 billion gift from the U . S . treasury or other countries . It was their money .", "@USER @USER @USER Pallets of cash flown over in the middle of the night . We all saw it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I don ’ t recall him attacking anyone . Disagreeing with someone ’ s point of view is not attacking . I ’ ve never read of Lyle attacking anyone but I ’ ve read vile attacks on him .", "context": ["Anonymous apologist for 🏳 ️ ‍ 🌈 gender fluid indoctrination of children uses twitter to demonise the deceased . Classy . Come out of the shadows you troll . #DebateNotDemonisation #DragQueensAreNotForKids ", "@USER He ’ s right Twitter wasn ’ t the cause but the people using the twitter platform to demonise him obviously had a severe effect on his mental health . The vile some people post is disgraceful and sad . The attacks on you Lyle are a case in point .", "@USER @USER maybe if lyle stops attacking others like he does we wont have reason to have a go at him"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ok , then \" do nothing \" it is . You're all tweet , no action . You have no sense of duty with your type of position other than to tweet . Sounds like something 45 would do . Prove me wrong ... or better yet , impress yourself by doing anything . But you won't .", "context": ["It is quite clear @USER owes reporter Allison Donahue an apology - and considering he admits to talking like this all the time he really needs to re-evaluate his communication skills . I don ’ t know what era he is living in but this is unacceptable in 2020 . @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER This coming from someone whose parent network is ... [ checks notes ] ... Fox News ? The literal enablers of this type of behavior , the payers-out to keep things like this quiet , the makers of teflon-umbrellas for the GOP ... that Fox News ? Sit down or do something . Ur tweet means squat", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t sit down . Not for you - not for anybody ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Lucasfilm even introduced the theme that “ Stormtroopers are people too ” with Finn and Janna , but they lacked any empathy for them , despite fighting in the names of hope and love . Ugh ...", "context": ["300 million deaths ? That's a heck of a body count . ", "@USER I guess that ’ s better than the billions that likely would have died with every planet occupied by intelligent life that defied the Empire , but who ’ s to say ? 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♂ ️ Addl , were all the Star Destroyers destroyed ? I thought they only had to destroy the main one to trap the rest ?", "@USER Addl addl , the Resistance is the least likable group of “ good guys ” in any story ever . Of course they killed tons of people - they couldn ’ t think beyond the cliché they were fighting for to compose any logical strategy throughout the trilogy ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER To add insult to injury we nearly missed our train home ( 17.50 to Lowestoft ) as they changed platforms with minutes to spare and didn't make an announcement . I'll be getting the train to Norwich on Saturday !", "context": ["07:48 Lowestoft to Norwich will be cancelled due to a train fault .", "@USER My company will be fined £ 500 if me & my colleague are late for our meeting in Norwich . We get stuck on a coach with no prior warning & we are already running late !", "@USER Really sorry for the cancellation this morning Clare . RH"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Censor is so ssd trying to save face and fake speak up after cashing his check lol #bot #liar", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Any chance you guys are going to add cool emblems ? The 5 stars at 155 is really disappointing for me especially since I play 10 hours daily . Would love to represent this game with something cool .", "@USER @USER @USER Glad you ’ re speaking up about this issue . Game is boring as hell w / o prestiges . There ’ s really nothing to work for .", "@USER @USER @USER I agree . One of my favorite things as a person who has played Call of Duty for 13 years is prestige . I've unlocked every challenge in this game and feel very disappointed ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Even with mental health help it doesn't always assist . I just heard of a female who suicided that I had met lovely lady . Sometimes what they are facing within is to much for them to bare and its the only way out that they see . #greatloss #rip", "context": ["When someone commits a moral transgression , social media is quick to go on the attack . As we saw yesterday , the outcome can be devastating . ", "@USER As pointed out by his Aunt , he was troubled well before this even occurred . You can't put blame on social media . They chose to do what they did . The kids at the story reading did not to be traumatised . There is a time and place for everything . Think before you speak or act .", "@USER @USER Good point ! It ’ s not just social media that influences a person ’ s actions and to boil this down to something so simplistic is to ignore how incredibly difficult it is for many people to access appropriate mental health resources 😢"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But majority of houses in Lagos were returned . Ministry Lagos collected rents from resident of Ndigbo properties and given to after the war . And pls research , no Igbo man house was seized in Zaria and Borno state . But curiously many were taken over in PH", "context": ["Our people had their monies in the bank when they fled . The war ended . Agreed , you can't let people exchange the Biafran pound for the Nigerian currency , that's fine . But you refuse to let them access their monies , change the currency and then hand every adult £ 20 ! A travesty !", "It didn't matter how much you had in Nigerian currency before the war . People who had hundred , thousands , millions , billions in the bank were each given just a lousy £ 20 . You destroyed generational wealth lines and lives , AFTER a war ended but people shouldn't tell their story ?", "People's stocks in companies were seized . Their properties were taken over and not returned . EG : The Nwodos of Enugu had a beautiful waterside estate in Port harcourt . To this day , they never got it back . There are millions of this . But we shouldnt tell our children ? You're mad", "@USER Bro , I heard a different story . All properties in the North and SW were returned back to the owners including arrears of rent . Correct me if I'm wrong .", "@USER All ? Arrears ? Lol . That's not true . A few had good friends in those places who safeguarded their property . Just a few . The others lost it all ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER #thoughtsandprayers for . Dude has gotten dunked on so many times in this thread .", "context": ["Obama declared war on FoxNews and tried to have their creds pulled . Politicians being adversarial to the press isn ’ t new and frankly , the media should be MUCH more adversarial will ALL politicians . ", "@USER Obama didn ’ t declare war on Fox , nor did he try to pull their credentials . He refused to give interviews for a while but relented after push back from the media . What trump does is a number of magnitudes worse than any president in modern history , and you give him a pass for it .", "@USER @USER So you ’ re saying the media has always treated Trump fairly from the beginning ? I believe I saw reporters crying on tv election night", "@USER @USER The media isn ’ t a single enitity . There are journalists who definitely have a leftward slant / bias . But there are many who try their hardest to treat all sides fairly like @USER and who are looped in as enemies of the people for reporting facts .", "@USER @USER @USER But they want to be treated that way when it ’ s convenient . Have you heard anyone in media admit wrongful treatment of Trump ?", "@USER @USER @USER what do you mean wrongful treatment ? when papers or stories have gotten stories wrong they printed retractions or corrected the story . is that what you mean ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER \" our proud immigrant community \" are you serious ? These are illegals ! Be proud of the legal immigrants !", "context": ["LIVE : Governor Murphy delivers State Of the State Address via @USER", "The Governor is FIRED UP ! Haven't heard him so excited in a LONG time .", "The Governor starts by denouncing antisemitism in Jersey City .", "\" All of us regardless of what name we call our creator were affected that day . \"", "\" Over the past year NJ is a better , more hopeful place to call home ... I am proud to report the state of our state is stronger & fairer than ever before . \"", "Governor Murphy lists some accomplishments : - Expanded tax breaks - Minimum wage - Sources high property tax - Sick leave & paid family leave - Health insurance coverage", "\" The cost of health care is still too high \" Governor Murphy adds . \" I am establishing an office of \" healthcare accountability & transparency to lead critical efforts to reduce health care costs & improve price transparency \"", "@USER \" With the rise in antisemitism , we renew our commitment to the mission of the NJ Commission on Holocaust education as well . \"", "@USER \" Once again we have given residents on parole or probation a right to vote \" \" and we are giving our proud immigrant community the ability to earn a drivers license \" View our article on it below "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The center has collapsed into warring sides . Human decency and kindness can not compromise with folks who don ’ t see the humanity in others and who ONLY care about personal wealth and power .", "context": ["All of these stories about supposedly reasonable GOP politicians going full Trump make me feel depressed about ... centrists 1 / ", "For years some of us — people like me , Norm Ornstein , and of course Greg Sargent — tried to point out how radical , dishonest , and undemocratic the GOP had become . The response was that we were \" shrill \" and angry . And it still is ! 2 /", "You might think that some people who spent the past decade pushing false equivalence would face up to their past errors , and give some credit to those who saw the reality clearly . But I don't think it will ever happen 3 /"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Disgusting it sure is David , disgraceful and very sad as well . #Disgusting #MSM", "context": ["Is anyone else watching this ? It's revealing on so many levels ... Northam Declares State Of Emergency In Virginia Because \" Armed Militia Groups Plan To Storm The Capitol \" ", "@USER They came close to passing some really insane laws . Laws that would make hundreds of thousands of honest people criminals over night .", "@USER Note in particular the blatant complicity of the media labeling ordinary people who are standing up for their constitutional rights as \" white nationalists / supremacists \" . Disgusting propaganda sold as news . And then there's corrupt politicians changing the laws as they see fit ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Really ? Zero evidence ? You clearly haven ’ t read our constitution . ", "context": ["‘ This body , this chamber , exists precisely so that we can look past daily dramas and understand how our actions will reverberate for generations . The House ’ s hour is over . The Senate ’ s time is at hand . It is time for this proud body to honor our founding purpose . ’ ", "@USER Just honor the Constitution & do the job we pay you to do .", "@USER @USER He will by dismissing the articles for have zero evidence of a crime ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER But they are clearing the bike lanes down to the pavement . I drive the Henday every day and there isn't a speck of ice or snow on the main driving lanes . Yet I exit off the Henday and I got to drive 20km / h cause i'll slide into the car in front of me if I try to stop .", "context": ["@USER I'm adding you to the list . The streets in my area are shined up like a skating rink . Surely the city can come up with some sand ? Even if it doesn't stick well , a little is better than nothing ! If the city's trying to make a point , they're only ticking taxpayers off ! ", "@USER @USER I vaguely remembering hearing the City clearing the streets down to the pavement . I live across the street from a school and it's a glorified skating rink .", "@USER @USER The sheen is ridiculous . And this little game being played by the city is frustrating . Everyone is complaining about it and it seems like nothing is being done .", "@USER @USER You call 311 for them to come and put sand down at the intersections and I could do a better job with a 5 gallon pail of sand .", "@USER @USER Totally agree , I've also contacted 311 and complained . That was Saturday , and there is still virtually nothing on the streets . #FAIL"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER And I think I haven ’ t received any of the refund .", "context": ["Is there an alternative UK travel app for trains ? Not Trainline @USER or will I need to revert directly to the operators ’ apps ( which is no problem ) ...", "@USER Hi Kelly . If you can let us know the address you've been emailing , we can take a further look ? We're keen to help ! - Jamie", "@USER What is the status on this ? You have my email and your customer services keep referring me to your third party refund supplier .", "@USER Hi Kelly . We emailed you on 3rd January under incident reference 200103-0175 01 . Was this received ? - Jamie"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You mean I won't get a chance to set a child on fire ? 😋", "context": ["No idea how they're going to make this into a theme park but this music video is hyped AF ", "@USER I want to know where those fireballs went ?", "@USER Oh they all got made invincible with stars before throwing them at each other so I guess it's cool lol 😋"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Absolutely ! I ’ ve seen entire communities get subsidized for everything ! Daycare , transportation , utilities , health care , school , etc . They all worked for each other and WE pay for it . Meanwhile ppl who REALLY struggle don ’ t get help .", "context": ["Taking food away from hungry people doesn ’ t help them find a job . It just punishes people who are already suffering . I am fighting for the 8,000 Minnesotans who could lose their access to food . We can't keep being a country that punishes those trying to make ends meet . ", "@USER Giving them food feeds them in the short term . Teaching them to work feeds them for a lifetime .", "@USER @USER They already know how to work , to the point of exploitation . Pay people a living wage , augment small businesses to do the same and this type of poverty is solved . Poverty isn ’ t self afflicted .", "@USER @USER @USER Our system is too exploitable , ppl certainly use it to their benefit .", "@USER @USER @USER Nope what ? That we have not witnessed the abuse of our social services ? You ’ d be so wrong . I ’ ve personally seen lots of it . People who make good money UNDER THE TABLE while getting food stamps , section 8 housing and Medicaid . I ’ ve seen it myself"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Reverting to the classic philosophy tradition of : I know you are , but what am I ?", "context": ["This is peak liberalism : The politics of inequality is reduced to a purely aestheticized game for the well-off that has no real-world impact and no moral meaning whatsoever . ", "@USER You seem upset . Please elaborate how the design of these signs will affect you negatively in your physical and psychological wellbeing .", "@USER Dude , that's not the point ... I * actually * care about inequality . The problem with this kind of liberal gesturing is that the groups in question do not * benefit * in any morally meaningful way ( Even worse : The are reduced to stereotypes ) .", "@USER As opposed to be non-representable ? Either way , me seems , you are outraged over something that ‘ s a waste of money at worst . There are actual topics you * should * be outraged about . #cumex #dieselscandal #taxevasion , but I guess that ’ s hard ...", "@USER Yes , precisely ! That's the problem : ( Many ) Liberals are largely agnostic about * real * issues of class , wealth and power inequalities , and instead , they focus their energy on entirely meaning - and impact-less symbolicism like the one above ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh Bruce , I'm starting to think you'll never come out of your echo-chamber .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER If you read Sun Tsu ’ s Art of War , you will be better able to understand what and patriots are doing . Do you watch X22 Report daily ? Do you dig into Q posts ? Optics are important . Dem / MSM lies of “ Tyrant ! ” and “ Crazy ! ” can ’ t be allowed to gain any traction .", "@USER @USER @USER When you emerge from a caVe , do you open your eyes widely , or giVe your eyes , time to adjust ? Too much too fast , is disorienting . Overwhelming . So you allow for time . Show normies how to see them . People can say anything . But if you see with your own eyes .. ? BelieVing . Now do ..", "@USER @USER @USER If you will allow me to quote my wife \" \" everyone can say whatever they want but if you want the truth , watch what they do . \"", "@USER @USER @USER If someone shows you who they are believe them .", "@USER @USER @USER If someone tells you who they are , believe them ... "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Apparently you can't . Otherwise , you'd have picked up on what she meant by writing Right-win German , WW1 , WW2", "context": [". @USER followers just swarmed me . I'm so sick of the harassment from Sanders ' followers . I'm calling his office and saying he needs to ask his followers to stop harassing women online . I know some of them are bots / trolls but some of his real base .", "@USER @USER please have the Senator make a personal statement ( not from you , from him ) that he doesn't support his followers harassing women online - everyone from me to Warren . This has to stop .", "@USER @USER @USER “ Please have the Senator make a statement on why I should be allowed to accuse the support base of Nazism and not face backlash ”", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s not what she did . We can read ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER So you are a grown woman pretending you dont know who Vince Vaughn is .", "context": ["The right is extremely upset because they think the left wants to cancel an actor who ’ s one big movie was 15 years ago . ", "The left doesn ’ t want to cancel Vince Vaughn because they can ’ t remember who he is .", "@USER Yup . When I saw this I was like , “ Oh right , that guy . ”"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER o'no .. bold of you to assume i'd kill you first to take him ! well , i'm not that desperate also .. imma give you to him . #jyeon_deserve_better", "context": ["i want to have him as my waifu also .. 🥺 ", "@USER He ’ s not everyone ’ s waifu . What ’ s mine will always be mine and mine only ? 😩", "@USER what are you being possessive for ! share him wimme . 😠", "@USER Do you think he is snacks or something ! The phrase sharing is caring is surely not even available in my dictionary if it ’ s all about Kookheon ! 😩", "@USER don't you think he looks like a whole snack , no ? kiddin ! just GIVE him to me .. 🤜 🏻", "@USER He indeed looks like a whole snacc . Like , truly a snacc . Not that easy , Miss . Make sure to step on my corpse first because you even have chance to steal him from me ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I'm not glossing over anything . I see countless tweets every day of Bernie supporters bashing Elizabeth Warren . It may not be him directly but his campaign and some supporters are taking up that fight , inexplicably .", "context": ["Warren's campaign is taking shots at Sanders in the press , and trying to frame him as a divisive candidate . I hope Warren reconsiders and turns her campaign in a different direction . ", "@USER @USER So now candidates aren't supposed to respond to any sort of negative attacks ? It is a primary , in case you forgot .", "@USER @USER This is an unverified accusation that appears to have come from a supporter and not the campaign its self , it was also very mild , and true , and I don't really have a problem with campaigns going negative , I do think hypocritical pearl clutching deserves to be called out .", "@USER @USER I don't like campaigns going negative and to this point it's been pleasant that we haven't seen it . I love both candidates so it sucks for me to see them getting negative with one another . Bernie has been doing fine without being negative . Why now when he's surging ? Strange .", "@USER @USER Not sure why you're just glossing over the \" unverified \" bit . It doesn't appear Sanders has gone negative at all , it does appear like he was the victim of a hit job , over what was at worst some mildly unflattering , but also truthful information a supporter posted to an open chat ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hi Christopher , thanks for compiling your thread with Threader . The whole version is here : #payfarmersfairly #chainstorespayfarmersfairly", "context": ["... I told them that even though this website says movement & price is doing well ( ) I still can ’ t sell & the price is horrible . Right now I ’ m doing HEAP & weatherizing assistance applications for my Mom . Trying to keep busy best I can . ", "UPDATE 12/01 / 19 : I actually have an onion order for this week , 12 pallets ( 45 50lb bags on a pallet ) for Friday . That ’ s about 26 bulk boxes . That still leaves another 1,400 to go . I can ’ t complain . Better than nothing . Price is $ . 16lb . #depressing ", "UPDATE 12/06 / 19 : Finally sold some onions . 540 50lb bags at $ . 16 a lb . Not at cost of production but I have massive bills to pay and no money . Hopefully demand and especially price will go up . So depressing . ", "I believe the website Threader @USER will compile this thread and provide a link for it making it easier to read . \" compile \"", "UPDATE 12/08 / 19 : Buckle up my friends ... shopping at Shop Rite today . Lots of onions in that onion display , too bad all of those bags but 2 are Canadian onions packed directly in Canada . Roughly 3,000 acres of locally grown but they ’ re selling what are probably ... ", "... government subsidized Canadian onions that have been dumped in our markets and are a major factor in putting us out of business . I can ’ t sell & here is a main reason why . A shopper was about to buy a bag of Canadians & I told her what was going on and convinced her ...", "... to buy the one remaining bag of locally packed A . Gurda Produce . She wanted to support local and US farmers . I think most people do . Please spread the word and Retweet this pinned tweet thread ! And thank you ! #ShopRite #Canada #onions", "Come on absurdly wealthy benefactors ... I know you are out there ... show your love for farming by sponsoring our farm so I can farm next season . I'll let you drive tractors , spit where you like & berate me like Dad did ! 🤣 ", "The website Threader @USER will compile this thread and provide a link for it making it easier to read . \" compile \"", "Update 12/1 / 19 : Just had a new and somewhat humiliating experience ... because we had no sales therefore no money we couldn ’ t pay our school taxes on time . Town Hall said I had to go to the County Building to the Comm of Finance ... ", "... When I got to the desk I said to the nice lady “ want to watch a grown man beg ? ” She laughed . Turns out the tax has been relevied and will be combined with the County taxes due next month . I ’ m mortified . I told her this has never happened to us before . So mortified .", "UPDATE 12/13 / 19 : I am told that the price to the grower will drop further for onions . I am being offered $ . 14lb . for medium yellows . Canada getting blamed . How low can it go ? Based on inflation and basic fairness it should be at least $ . 24lb . #onions ", "UPDATE 12/14 / 19 : I was unable to sell a single onion this week . Despite exports being cut off from the nation responsible for 25 % of world exports , demand and price is terrible for me . Evidently people stopped eating onions in August . This screams INVESTIGATION ! #disgusted", "I just had a local buyer stop in . Offered me $ . 12lb . I replied I need a price that remotely comes close to covering my expenses . They blamed mostly Canada & upstate . Told me to think about it . I called Eve & cried . This is approaching a hopeless situation . #onions ", "Well , it gets worse . I had a buyer text me this morning . He said the person he sells to is complaining that my onions “ are rotten on top and smell bad . ” They don ’ t and they aren ’ t ... ", "I ’ ve sold them to two other buyers with no such complaints and a third cut every onion in a bag and his only complaint was size . I don ’ t know what I am going to do . I don ’ t . My brother and I have spoken to other packers in the area and ...", "... I spoke with a number of growers and shippers in Michigan this week and they all have pointed the finger at the same thing … CANADA ! They are all complaining how Canada is saturating our markets at very low prices . 24 2lb bags are still being delivered into NY at $ 9 ...", "... Take out the packaging , transportation and broker fee in Canada and that leaves at best $ 5 or $ 6 for the Canadian grower . If I can ’ t survive selling for $ 7 they can ’ t survive at that price … not without “ help . ” ...", "And our grocery store chains suck . No one is putting a gun to their heads to buy Canadian product . Tehy could put a priority on US products , like Canadian grocers do for their stuff in Canada ( ) . But they don ’ t ...", "I don ’ t know what I ’ m going to do . I ’ m beaten . @USER “ compile ” "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are condescendingly disrespectful and all that is wrong with liberalism that I hold near and dear . I don ’ t support trump but I can defend some of his record . I have been consistent with my angst that the media is doing us a great disservice by not reporting unbiasedly .", "context": ["I know a lot of decent Republicans and conservatives in Arizona , who are fed up with the indecency of Trump and elected officials like @USER who emulate him . Enough to decide the outcome of close statewide elections in Arizona in 2020 . ", "@USER @USER @USER Why , she said the truth ? Your statement here shows how fake you are . She is the truth teller . Anyone who has watched for decades as I have cannot stand by and call them a trusted news source anymore . They are clearly a constant one sided ideological reporting agent . #truth", "@USER @USER @USER She refused to answer a question from the free press . You are siding with open fascism .", "@USER @USER @USER What a stupid statement . If not answering the press is fascism what is only covering one political ideology . I think that ’ s probably closer to fascism but I gather you don ’ t understand what real fascism is . It starts out with one side owning the press .", "@USER @USER @USER Have you seen Sean Hannity criticize President Trump ever ? Have you seen anyone on Fox News refer to law enforcement as \" law enforcement \" rather than \" Deep State \" ? Has Fox News apologized for known falsehoods about Seth Rich ?", "@USER @USER @USER Joelle , if you want to see \" both sides \" you need to know actual facts . The question the reporter asked McSally was whether she would consider new facts at the Senate trial . To refuse to answer THAT question from ANYONE is absurd .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not discussing THAT ISSUE . I ’ m discussing the following , I don ’ t want to continue talking to someone who can ’ t admit the simple thing . Journalism is dead . It is no longer an unbiased important estate . It is political ideology and used to be revered . They are now HACKS", "@USER @USER @USER Journalism always had and always will involve some bias . There is no such thing as impartial . People have to choose what to cover , what headlines to write . That was certainly true when the first amendment was written .", "@USER @USER @USER You were the one who raised the issue of bias when you defended McSally - - who refused to answer an entirely appropriate question - - by following the Trump talking points of attacking the media for daring to ask .", "@USER @USER @USER Actually Joelle , you might even agree with this one : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Naw ... you're the triggered one , jumping in my conversation then blocking me after your two responses . You can dish it but can't take it . #GrowAPair ", "context": ["Bernie stood with black Americans protesting segregation in the 60s Bernie stood with women fighting for abortion rights in the 70s Bernie stood with the LGBT + community parading in Burlington in the 80s Bernie stands with America's poor everyday That is why #IStandWithBernie", "@USER Oh please ! ! ! Bernie supposedly stood with Blks during the civil rights movement but all I've ever seen was 1 picture that was SUPPOSEDLY him . No proof . He's been in Congress for 30 + years with nothing to show but a vote for the 93 crime bill and lots of rhetoric ! I'm not going ! ! !", "@USER @USER I'm not making any endorsements . Who I'm voting for is between me and the ballot box . How about you ?", "@USER @USER What , you going with “ I ’ m rubber your glue ” form ? ", "@USER @USER Yep ! Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you . You mad or naw ? 😋", "@USER @USER Know how I know your a troll ? Ain ’ t NOBODY a fan of the WhiteSox ! They are like the KnickelBack or sports teams !", "@USER @USER Know how I know you're a dic k ? Because I said so ! Lol ... bye #biatch . You may resume perusing my tweets now . #WhiteSox4Life #FuckTheNaySayers cuz they don't mean a thing . 🥰 😚 😍 🤡", "@USER @USER I ’ m just looking at your profile image . You seem super triggered ! Almost as if that ’ s your goal ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER supporters don ’ t have the ability to not hate . It ’ s never been about changing the politics . It ’ s always been about pissing off liberals . They will go to the extreme of severely hurting themselves to piss off even one liberal .", "context": ["The facts were overwhelming . He gave us no choice . That is why the current occupant of the White House is impeached forever . And with each passing day , we learn of his corrupt mission to cheat in the 2020 election . - NP ", "@USER @USER You do realize she's running circles around Republicans , right ? The longer this goes the better it is for Democrats . Trump has done everything he can to prevent information from getting out , going as far as violating laws and court orders , and he still can't stop it . Truth wins .", "@USER @USER There is more support for trump now than there was in 2016 . Nancy is helping trump get re elected . Not that he needs the help . Love it or hate it , that ’ s how it is ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER it repeated again . NOW tell me what to do ? to the core .", "context": ["@USER @USER Scenario : Items missing in order Step 1 : Raise issue on App's help Step 2 : Take the pain to write an email for a issue which needs to be solvd immediately . < Wait for days > Step 3 : Get a bewildering response . #wtf #Bangalore ", "@USER Hi Supreet , we are sorry about the experience you had as this is not what we intend to deliver to our patrons . We shall pass on the feedback to the relevant team to make sure we avoid such mishaps to deliver you better in the future . ^ Prateek", "@USER You guys have been ranting the same recorded response , since last few orders . Not much has changed ..", "@USER We are sorry to know that you feel this way but be assured we shall pull up our socks to avoid such incidents and serve up to your expectations in the future . ^ Prateek", "@USER Please be #authentic and don't respond my #CustomrResponseManual . I am tired of going around in #circles .", "@USER Rendering you a bad experience is never our intention . We want nothing other than to deliver top-notch service . We'll actively work to remove the kinks on our service so that we can provide you with a seamless experience going forth . ^ Prateek", "@USER We are sorry for the inconvenience caused . This shouldn't have happened . We will pass on your feedback and do our best to ensure our customer's experience is seamless going forward . ^ Shab", "@USER Is my question that difficult ? I just need a plain answer . #customercare #deflection #BeatingRoundTheBush", "@USER We understand how disappointing this is . We will be sharing stringent feedback with the restaurant in this regard and will take the required actions to avoid such issues in the future . We will do everything to improve our services and provide ( cont ) ", "@USER Still , not answered my question . I am simply asking what will be ur response if the issue is repeated .", "@USER We truly did not intend to disappoint . Please be assured , we will share strong feedback to avoid such instances in future . ^ Shab"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I don't agree with killing the terrorist either . Trump has failed in his promise to get our troops out of the Middle East . The only promise I actually thought he had the ability to keep . But killing is killing", "context": ["Progressives Admit They're Just Not Used To Killing People Who Might Fight Back ", "@USER I just thought you were supposed to be funny Christians but this is just nasty", "@USER @USER It is really gross when leftists cheer as they rip living human beings apart , “ shout their abortions , ” and when actresses accept Oscars bragging about how they never would ’ ve made it without murdering their own baby . FFS .", "@USER @USER @USER It's really funny when righties don't understand the difference between having an abortion and extra-judiciously killing a foreign military official on a peace mission ALONG WITH diplomats of another country who had nothing to do with that officials supposed crimes ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER For a second there I thought you solved the mystery behind who wears that outfit .", "context": ["wow interesting artwork choices by the new york times . ", "this is fake . please do not report me for fake news .", "@USER right-wing media using DOCTORED photos in their news reporting to make candidates look bad", "@USER “ Pete Buttigieg , the former mayor of South Bend , Indiana , is not , in fact , Chuck E . Cheese . \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Astute analysis of Meghan Markle by you Bethann . She is certainly nothing special in terms of looks and talent except to a really sheltered & naive Prince Harry . Markle is streetwise and Royals are anything BUT streetwise . She scammed whole Royal family , they got caught", "context": ["My #MeghanMarkle thoughts ... she went thru over a year of prep and daily advisement and polishing , its protocol . She knew EXACTLY what she was getting into and also signed several Agreements and Undertakings . She is NOT what the media who praised her and positioned her claimed ...", "... This was her scheme and it is now coming evident . Megan is the perfect example of liberal thinking “ I don't have to fit in . The Royal family will have to change for me ! \" With a 1.5 Million dollar goody bag from Prince Charles a MONARCHY to fall back on ...", "... who are gonna bankroll their security bill every month ... and now a CANADIAN payroll for lifestyle choice & freedom along with additional security expenses ... lets stop pretending they're not milking the system and they're like innocent everyday young people ...", "... setting up space for themselves ... they are NOT your everyday couple ... and this is NOT your everyday situation . They owe their very existence to the CROWN ! ... They want to shirk their responsibilities ( Megan does ) but profit from it in every way ... under the guise of ...", "... we're just young people starting out ! ! NOT the same ! ! She's supposedly pushing 40 he's 35 ... they aren't the youngsters everybody makes them out to be ... So she makes him separate from his Royalty Status & Duties ... and she sits back on some dumb DISNEY voice over deal ...", "... as if they're going to rough it until they make it ... really ... how stupid are people ? #MEGXIT ... to EXIT #BREXIT ... in hopes of a better life ... CRY ME AN OCEAN ALREADY ! ! Well , we Americans don't want her back ! JS ! "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Bad website ! Where's the option to deactivate and delete the account ? I m gonna break ties with you because these guys are bad :/ did you guys seriously had a look at their offered service or just the paper plan and ppt lured you ?", "context": ["Loyalty programs will propel small businesses . One of the most hardworking teams @USER @USER @USER . Really happy for this outcome . ", "@USER @USER @USER While this is amazing . But whats up with services ? Consider : easyCharge Most if these telecom players are already out of business . The one in the forefront isn't available here . ", "@USER @USER @USER Consider : shop , I clicked Puma and I see Tupperware . And hey , I don't buy tupperware - my mom does "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I have a cunning plan to check mum's tins for dates when she's otherwise occupied . when OH's dad died he had a kitchen cupboard full of tea and sugar . he must have just bought it weekly as a habit .", "context": ["Making this concentrated my mind ... the joys & drawbacks of food in tins . @USER & I had a tapas feast with & explored the mainstream tinned foods market at #Princes hq . Sizzling mackerel ? ? ", "@USER @USER mum having live through the war always has what she calls her ' iron rations cupboard ' . a habit that can't be broken .", "@USER @USER @USER My mum was similar .. when she died in 2011 I found tins in her cupboard that dated back to 1989 .."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Clinton Derangement Syndrome is real - there is no cure . Some souls just can ’ t be saved .", "context": ["UNREAL ! @USER willfully ignores the truth and defies a Federal Judge ’ s order to fully Answer my complaint , and refuses to explain extent of their coordination w / Parnas in spreading false Vienna story . Who ’ s in control @USER #GoodnightVienna #CNNKnew #CNNgotCaught", "@USER @USER @USER Eventually the Fake News Clinton News Network will not be able to evade much longer ! The screws will be turned !", "@USER @USER @USER Still talking about Clinton ? Wtf is wrong with you ?", "@USER @USER @USER yes . really . hillary clinton isn't president and she does not need to live rent free in your head ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You scored even higher , \" RuruRola 73 , \" you : 1 . Moronic set of computer code or ... 2 . Person operating a fake account , playing with emojis Report and block this #fake account too , please . #Trollbot ", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Zionists arnt Jews ... its really that simple & Zionists riding on the coat tails of the holocaust is abhorrent As Rabbi Weissmandl said probably in reference to Yitzak Gruenbaum \" YOU ARE MURDERERS TO .. AS YOU WATCHED IN SILENCE \" Zionists can't white wash this Fact 👇 ", "@USER @USER @USER You're a clueless childish coward who wouldn't have the guts to say that in public because people would think you're a racist crank . If you're so certain that Zionists aren't Jews let's test your anti semitic bullshit in Court , let a Judge decide . PM me your details .", "@USER @USER @USER Nothing is good or bad thinking makes it so ! You think you are Semitic we know you are European ! No court can punish for speaking the truth ! You know the truth of being European so why try to call yourselves Semitic ? 🤔 To cover up your crime you committed of the holocaust ?", "@USER @USER @USER Disgusting KKK anti semitism claiming Jews commited the Holocaust . Yet you have repeatedly said the Jews killed in the Holocaust were Semites . Let's go to court ! I'll summon you to a UK court and you can prove how Jews aren't Jews or Semites and how Jews commited the Holocaust .", "@USER @USER @USER Way too much paste ... for you today Best you ask your handler to put the kettle on .. I think you need a break 🤣 🤣 🤣 ", "@USER @USER @USER Are you also claiming Jews were responsible for the Holocaust and that Jews aren't Jews or Semites !", "@USER @USER @USER NO . THE CLAIM I SAW WAS THAT ALL JEWS ARE JEWS . NOT ALL JEWS ARE SEMITES . MOST EURO JEWS ARE NOT SEMITES . ZIONISTS DONT HAVE TO BE JEWISH . After that l have to blame 1your translate app 2your censored schooling 3the brainwashing from zionist elders 4you are deliberately obtuse .", "@USER @USER @USER Why are you making up lies to prove a point", "@USER @USER @USER I recently had a conversation with a convert to Judaism . He is western European , from the US , now claiming to be a semite and Israel to be his NATURAL homeland due to this magical conversion . Yet they accuse others people of being religous fanatics .", "@USER @USER @USER Nothing wrong with it ! East Europeans Zionists converted but don't follow the Torah ! Does that make them Jews ? People who don't live by their Holy Book shouldn't claim to be called followers of the religion their ancestors converted to ! ", "@USER @USER @USER \" makjob 786 \" is a #Trollbot account . Please report and block . ", "@USER @USER @USER Is he speaking to much truths is that why you want to report 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Body language portrays his shame where his words cannot .", "context": ["👉 The view from our seats in the chamber : w @USER 1 . Sens . Murkowksi & Collins , 2 we'll keep a constant eye on , sat next to each other & chatted as they waited for the ceremony to start . 2 . Senators quieted as Laura Dove , sec . of the majority , announced the manager .", "@USER The mood also turned very serious . 3 . Most sat stone-faced and appeared to be listening to Schiff . 4 . A few took notes , including : Portman , Scott , Sasse and Cassidy . Portman appeared to be the only one wrote through the entirety of the proceeding .", "@USER 5 . Graham , a top Trump ally , shifted a few times , resting his face against his hand and glanced up at the reporter viewing area several times . When Schiff read that Trump had “ ignored and injured ” the interests of the nation , Lindsey bowed his head & stared at his hands ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And please look who created the debt , did with Democrat help . created a false recession by forcing banks to give loans to people who could never pay it back because it “ felt ” right . Then Barry just started printing money . He could have done so much .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Yep ... cult . Every piece of data dismissed . Borrowing billions from China to give to farmers who can ’ t sell crops to ... China . ", "@USER @USER @USER So one article from today and 2 from months ago as a real time comparison . Intellectual deception makes you a liar dude ...", "@USER @USER @USER Data point one : broken promise quantified Data point two : intelligent people see the lies . Data point three : even * more * debt . Cultist Reaction : < drooling sounds > Conclusion : "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You know you and I agree on the horrible state of education . And I agree he has a chance to make huge changes here . I ’ m still waiting . All governments and the admins in boards are good at is writing policy that isn ’ t followed through .", "context": ["Bribe money ... did public education get turned over to the mob ? Should a new slogan be #needsbasededucation . Love the continuous shaming of parents put in dire financial circumstances . #Dobetter", "@USER NO ONE should be shaming parents who are accepting that money . I do still think it ’ s “ bribe ” money in that this government is always spinning to make themselves look innocent . Fact is we need a whole overhaul : ministry / boards / union / PC ’ s", "@USER NDP did it in BC in 2014 still a bribe ? Don't answer , lol . I will happily take the money . Unless the unions want to pay my bills ? They far outweigh the money the government is offering . :)", "@USER I ’ ve never voted NDP prior to the last election so I would call it that no matter the party . And I think families who need it should absolutely use it ! But that doesn ’ t change lecce ’ s intention . He ’ s not fixing anything broken in our system . :(", "@USER What government has though . Its been broken long before Lecce got a hold of it . I do think he has a real opportunity to fix things if that is the path he chooses ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER LMAO ... now I see why you didn't respond . Probably should have left it that way . Your ignorance was presumed , now you made it a fact .", "context": ["The corrupted Dems trying their best to come to the Ayatollah's rescue . #NancyPelosiFakeNews ", "@USER These pictures are so hilarious . Do some more . Here's mine ", "@USER @USER @USER That rachel chandler btw . A renowned alleged child trafficker in her own right . ", "@USER @USER @USER Wow , a noob spreading Q conspiracy theorys that is built on speculation and wild assumptions . Alleged ? Lmao ! 😂 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER Are you on Clinton's payroll or something ? They are EVIL . That's why Hilary lost in that embarassing fashion cuz people see the evil in them .", "@USER @USER @USER And there you have it ... denial at it's best . That much of it has to be practiced .", "@USER @USER @USER One president overseen horrible things for years happening and was doing nothing . But one president gets praised for killing a terrorist other is hated . If only dems could act with decorum and not be little babies . Trump has all that against him and world is not unsafer crazy eh", "@USER @USER @USER You mean a president who apparently “ approved ” taking out ( after changing his story twice ) Soleimani seven months ago but decided to do ( to the “ shock ” of top pentagon officials ) just before his impeachment trial ? When he rails against the US engaging in global warfare ? ? ? ", "@USER @USER @USER He took him out after he and his friends were behind a war crime attacking a US embassy . That is a warcrime FACT . The guy who was killed with Soleimani was pictured at the protests the day before he could take no chances and had to strike there and then . Lives were in danger .", "@USER @USER @USER So maybe you can explain the \" imminent \" part since the WH is having difficulty doing it . Also , explain what you think a \" war crime \" actually is ... hint : it's not because Faux news said so .", "@USER @USER @USER I figured as much ... Typical ( R ) response ... Nothing ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Stop talking to yaself i don't talk to idiots like in one ya other comments saying i dint give obama any praise for Bin Laden when in other posts i have but check the difference opposition to Obama let him get on with his job the moment Trump got elected dems aint accepted it.Bye"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I tried to match your responses . Guess I nailed it huh .", "context": ["@USER @USER Thomas Reynolds should have been fired . I agree .", "@USER @USER I could be wrong , but I don't believe he is POTUS now . Setting that small fact aside , if the EPA or HHS misspent funds , etc . , none of that was in furtherance of a scheme which benefited Obama personally ( not his admin's agenda ; not DNC ; but him personally ) . Important difference", "@USER @USER ok i see .. you only believe in abiding by the law , in order to discredit your nemesis .. got it . Thanks again for proving my original point #Hypocrisy", "@USER @USER If your definition of impeachable offense includes whenever an agency misspends money , I agree that every POTUS ( R & D ) would likely be impeached . Fortunately , the Constitution employs the term \" high crimes and misdemeanors \" for a reason .", "@USER @USER go ahead and name the high crime listed in the impeachment papers", "@USER @USER Read pp . 29-77 for legal basis . Factual basis is set forth at length within Art . 1 ( p . 77-137 ); Art II ( pp . 138-170 ) .", "@USER @USER again , you further continue to prove my point . Thank you", "@USER @USER You asked ; I answered . Twitter entries are limited to 128 characters ... you either read or you don't - I can't help you beyond that . Best of luck . ", "@USER @USER read ? I asked you to name the high crimes in the papers . There aren't any .. There's opinion and rhetoric ffs", "@USER @USER Everyone always do your homework for you ? I . Abuse of Power ( p . 79 ) - Including : Constitutional bribery ( p . 118 ) Criminal Bribery , 18 U . S . C . § 201 ( p . 121 ) Honest Services Fraud , 18 U . S . C § 1346 ( p . 126 ) II . Obstruction of Congress ( p . 151 ) Since : violation of ICA", "@USER @USER I can't help you if you won't read . #sorry The supporting evidence is detailed in the report in spades and impossible to regurgitate here in a Twitter post simply because you refuse to do your own homework . But to help : Read pp . 82-108 and pp . 154-158 . ", "@USER @USER There ’ s no evidence , ffs stop your nonsense .", "@USER @USER Bless Your Heart , Moonpie . Thanks for proving my point . ", "@USER @USER Your evidence is pathetic . About like your satire . #BeBetter", "@USER @USER Now that's a disappointing response . But , hey , it's ok . Reading isn't for everyone . Perhaps you should try golf . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER NFL does not care about mental health , let alone continued health insurance after players are out of the league", "context": ["This isn ’ t even funny . This dude needs serious help and how it has not been provided to him yet shows that society needs to be better ", "@USER Fo sho but he ’ s gotta want to change first lol that dude can ’ t be told anything by anyone", "@USER No I agree , but its going to have to start with someone reaching out to help him and people continuing to offer help . The guy probably won ’ t want it to start but I think the NFL should at least try before something bad happens"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is like that time when I was 4 and found out that McDonalds was not all you can eat . 😣", "context": ["Yesterday was talkative coworkers birthday . 1 of our coworkers made him brownies and I know she ’ s a huge pot head . I ’ m hoping to god these brownies have pot in them bc I need some goooooood entertainment this afternoon .", "@USER So I ’ m invested in this and need an update . Is everyone high ? 🧐", "@USER 😂 😂 😂 unfortunately no . And I know this bc talkative coworker is still talkative . Was hoping it ’ d calm him down . No dice ! ! !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ❤ ️ being Catholic . I cant stand ‘ The Church ’ 👊 🏻 🇺 🇸", "context": ["Cancel culture strikes again : #MalkinBannedInMaine Censors , send thnx to Keepers of the Gate @USER @USER @USER We WILL find a venue . Stay tuned . ", "@USER @USER @USER Here are all the venues / organizations that have canceled me since the launch of #openbordersinc : / 2 ", "@USER @USER @USER Almost forgot Missouri Catholic bishop Edward Rice , who forced pro-life to disavow me over my criticism of ' s open borders racket & threatened their funding for inviting me to speak : / 3 #CancelCulture"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Chip has to be one of those Badger homers that would rather watch Brad Davison and Trice play than the great Markus Howard . ", "context": ["Markus Howard scores 42 of Marquette's 84 points in a critical win at Georgetown . Underappreciated nationally . Guy is one of the best to ever play for the Golden Eagles .", "@USER @USER Yah when you take 1 less shot than the other 7 players that played combined , that's real impressive . #NotATeamPlayer", "@USER @USER @USER What a pathetic assessment . He is one of the highest 3 point % shooters the game has ever seen . He should be taking shots . That's like telling a good defensive player to stop playing defense so the rest of his team can try and get some stops .", "@USER @USER @USER Basketball is a TEAM game , not a ME game . It's pretty pathetic he doesn't get his teammates involved more . I don't blame the Hauser boys or anyone that transfered that left the program because of Wojo's love affair for Howard . How's his Assist % ?", "@USER @USER @USER Guess you don't care for Markus ' play . So be it ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Keep Going . Still Waiting for Any Evidence That You're Not Totally Pathetic and Not COMPLETELY w / o Counter Arguments . As You Understand , I've Only Got abt 25 Years Left . You'll Never Make It . #Resist #Liberal", "context": ["“ Darkness cannot drive out darkness ; only light can do that . Hate cannot drive out hate ; only love can do that . ” Said a man who changed the world . A simple man whose voice rings true to this day . “ I have decided to stick with love . Hate is too great a burden to bear . ” #JustMercy ", "@USER So Why Do \" Liberals \" HATE Trump and Republicans So Much ? #NoH8 #LoveWins #LoveTrumpsHate Martha McSally Etc", "@USER @USER Why don ’ t you ask if it is the person we hate or their actions ? There is a difference , you know ?", "@USER @USER i know ... such a hard concept to perceive when you ’ re small minded . Lol", "@USER @USER LOL Yeah , Must Be , bc ANYONE Who Disagrees w a \" Liberal \" MUST BE \" Small Minded \" #Greedy #Subhuman #Racist Right ? LOL \" Liberals \" Are ALWAYS SO KIND and SUPPORTIVE to Those They Disagree with , Right ? Epic", "@USER @USER Did you read that gibberish before hitting the reply button ? My small minded comment specifically described YOU and no one else . So not only do you seem small minded , but kinda nuts with all the “ lols ” .", "@USER @USER Say , Could You Please Point Out Some Examples of \" Liberals \" Disagreeing w Republicans w / o Being Nasty ? I'll Wait , but I'm Almost 55 . My Life Expectancy Will Probably Run Out Before You Can Provide More 5han One Example . Thanks !", "@USER @USER I could give you numerous examples , but since you ’ re “ almost 55 ” and your “ life expectancy will probably run out ” before reading them all . I assume you would want to spend these precious moments watching Faux News than reading a liberals tweets .", "@USER @USER Yeah , I'm Pretty Sick of \" Liberal \" Arrogance and Self-Righteousness . Life Is Too Short . Say , Did You Know Democrats Were \" Liberals \" #ProChoice #Slavery #WhiteMansRightToChoose 160 Years Ago , too ?", "@USER @USER You still here ? I thought almost being 55 with not much longer to live you would find a better way of speeding you ’ re time ... guess not .", "@USER @USER Sorry , I Know the Truth Is Anathema to \" Liberals \" . Ironic That You Have No Counterpoints , Only Put Downs . Guess That's What Respectfully Disagreeing w Someone Is All About , Right ? For \" Liberals \" Anyway ... #Resist #Epic #Liberal Waiting for Your Next Pout .", "@USER @USER I ’ m just parroting your own words . YOU are the one who associated death with your age . Now I ’ m the bad guy for repeating it ? This is hilarious ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Still no word from @USER - apparently @USER have advised “ something ” but can ’ t tell me what ? ! ! Still no internet so cannot work or use any other services and still no contact ! ! #sky #openreach #nohelp ", "context": ["@USER Thanks for letting me know . Looks like the next update is expected tomorrow , and our Order Recovery teams are on the case so will be in touch with you directly as soon as we have more info . ^ CL ", "@USER @USER still no word from sky regarding my broadband ? Can anyone @USER tell me what is wrong and when it will be sorted ? ? This is beyond a joke ! #sky #openreach #noanswers", "@USER Our teams will be in touch with you today when they have an update , as per your SMS . ^ CL"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER How far we have fallen with this goon at the helm .", "context": ["Um holy sh * t . This certainly makes it sound like Parnas and co . were actively tracking Yovanovitch's movements . This could explain why Yovanovitch was moved out of Ukraine so quickly . ", "@USER Oh my God . Read these and tell me , if you were Marie Yovanovitch , that you wouldn ’ t be fearing for your life . This is the Trump administration's OWN GOONS . This is absolutely insane .", "@USER I literally cannot believe I'm writing this but it really , really looks like Donald Trump commissioned his goons to hurt or kill a United States ambassador ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I don't think he's ever read the handbook . Or any book . He's unintelligent and ignorant on how to treat others or how to behave professionally or like a real man . He's still a child .", "context": ["Bosun @USER opens up about his drama with @USER and how he's changed since the charter season . #BelowDeck ", "@USER @USER @USER What a load of passive aggressive narcissistic bullcrud.He ’ s trying to portray this image of himself while snidely insulting others . Suggesting Capt Lee is immature & unprofessional . He cries about his apology but reiterates that he ’ s proud of his toxic behaviour . He ’ s selling BS ", "@USER @USER @USER I dont think hes actually watched the season , he just reintegrates what his diluted brain remembers", "@USER @USER @USER I laughed the hardest at “ adult and professional ” . He has no clue how to be either .", "@USER @USER @USER Right ? ! ! ! That whole sentence was just so passive aggressive . “ I ” can be an ADULT ... AND a PROFESSIONAL ... unlike . I just scoffed at the gall he has to shade Capt Lee like that . He is such a narcissist , everything he says and does is like he memorized the handbook ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER I mean how can Americans be that idiot and not moved by Parnas revelation with and not protest on streets for Trump ’ s removal . What exactly do they want to see at this point ?", "context": ["There is a cancer in the presidency , and it is the president . The Senate has the scalpel .", "@USER We need serious public pressure … the American people have to know that Trump is charged with serious wrongdoing , and Republicans in Congress are working to thwart justice and democracy … Trump ’ s admin and GOP in Congress are operating like a corrupt-authoritarian cabal …", "@USER @USER Street protests will mount pressure on the republicans to do the right thing . That is how the @USER changed its minds on Nixon . Due to the public pressure , Nixon was asked to resign or else . But this time it ’ s as if the public doesn ’ t even care about ’ s wrongdoing"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Says the Clueless to Real Science Speed Advocate that spends his time trying to get more Humans Killed & Injured . The RUBBER COMPOUND is proven to have better Braking distances , Better Handling , which in turn INCREASES SAFETY , but Of Course You're Against that .", "context": ["@USER Hilarious the @USER post the Opinion of the Clueless to Science @USER about the rubber compound in Winter tires and the actual Safety Benefit in temperatures of 7C and less . Winter tires should be Mandatory in the Lower Mainland .", "@USER @USER Here is a great Visual on the science showing why Winter tires should be Mandatory . ", "@USER @USER How many people running pure winters ? Most people run All Seasons . Still no compelling argument to make a law for winter tires in the most temperate climate in Canada"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Everyone always do your homework for you ? I . Abuse of Power ( p . 79 ) - Including : Constitutional bribery ( p . 118 ) Criminal Bribery , 18 U . S . C . § 201 ( p . 121 ) Honest Services Fraud , 18 U . S . C § 1346 ( p . 126 ) II . Obstruction of Congress ( p . 151 ) Since : violation of ICA", "context": ["@USER @USER Thomas Reynolds should have been fired . I agree .", "@USER @USER I could be wrong , but I don't believe he is POTUS now . Setting that small fact aside , if the EPA or HHS misspent funds , etc . , none of that was in furtherance of a scheme which benefited Obama personally ( not his admin's agenda ; not DNC ; but him personally ) . Important difference", "@USER @USER ok i see .. you only believe in abiding by the law , in order to discredit your nemesis .. got it . Thanks again for proving my original point #Hypocrisy", "@USER @USER If your definition of impeachable offense includes whenever an agency misspends money , I agree that every POTUS ( R & D ) would likely be impeached . Fortunately , the Constitution employs the term \" high crimes and misdemeanors \" for a reason .", "@USER @USER go ahead and name the high crime listed in the impeachment papers", "@USER @USER Read pp . 29-77 for legal basis . Factual basis is set forth at length within Art . 1 ( p . 77-137 ); Art II ( pp . 138-170 ) .", "@USER @USER again , you further continue to prove my point . Thank you", "@USER @USER You asked ; I answered . Twitter entries are limited to 128 characters ... you either read or you don't - I can't help you beyond that . Best of luck . ", "@USER @USER read ? I asked you to name the high crimes in the papers . There aren't any .. There's opinion and rhetoric ffs"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER I heard a rumour that Wales was meant to be like that but every time I go it seems to be sunny", "context": ["@USER The first one is actually a dick-pic ;-) PS Day off - just shopping in the city , but out on the bike in daylight for 1st time since ever ! Raining , apparently - didn't notice ;-) Such a joy ! :-) SCHWIIIIIISSSSSHHH !", "@USER Hehe . Isn ’ t it always raining in Ireland ?", "@USER Well , yes . But don't tell the tourists ! They don't realise that the whole of Game of Thrones was filmed in a wee break between the showers , back in 2011 . Still they come in their coachloads , expecting sunshine & actual , white snow ! All they get is wet ... ;-)"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER No typing mistake . No Freudian slip . She believes he is the 2nd coming . #Scary", "context": ["BREAKING : Virgin Islands allege Jeffrey Epstein trafficked girls as young as 11 as recently as 2018 ", "@USER To know that #DonaldTrump , the president , was close friends with #Epstein , is beyond disturbing . Given the known information about Epstein & his activities , makes his death even more questionable .", "@USER @USER You are mistaken . “ He ” was not close friends with Epstein and as a matter of fact banned him from His properties . Bill Clinton was his close friend and both Bill and Hillary flew to his island . Never ever was Trump there .", "@USER @USER @USER So . Not . True . And , honey , you really need to watch your typing . You are making Trump sound co-equal with God by using \" His \" rather than \" his . \" Yeah , yeah , it's Twitter , not school but it is fascinating how much of a Freudian slip your typo is ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER and who are these guys ? does it even matter at this point ?", "context": ["#SFGiants starting pitchers on the 40 - man roster : RHP : Cueto Samardzija Gausman Beede S . Anderson Webb Rodriguez Franco LHP : Smyly T . Anderson Menez Suarez", "#SFGiants non-roster invitee starting pitchers : RHP : Ross Triggs Garcia Hjelle", "@USER I didnt see ross on the list , he is an invitee ? I'm sure hes the 5th starter then 😆 😆 😆", "@USER If he can stay healthy , he would be one of the most experienced vets in camp", "@USER Meh hes bad now 😆 😆 😆 I have no hope except for Samardzija ... lol .", "@USER @USER Shark had a 3.5 era last year and was our best pitcher . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER I hope cueto can start least match that and Webb take a step forward . Gausman too . This Staff isn ’ t that bad honestly", "@USER @USER I'm not sure if Cueto will be good , but crossing my fingers that he is ! So then there will be 2 guys . Webb . Meh 😆 Gausman eh . Lol . If they have good seasons for what they can do , sure .", "@USER @USER Webb only had 8 starts and has nasty stuff . He had 3-4 straight quality starts to end the year . And hjelle looks promising", "@USER @USER I'm not even sure they will give him much of a chance to start this season since they signed 3 other starters , I'll include Ross in that and I'm sure they want him to start for the Giants .", "@USER @USER Oh he will . Five starters we signed are on a ST invite . So anything can happen . Webb should have a spot . Imo", "@USER @USER Theres 5 ? Oh that other Anderson guy ? Blah lol . If theres another one I forget 😆 I cant see it , the vets get preferential treatment . But let's see .", "@USER @USER Anderson healthy was Rockies best pitcher . He ’ s absolutely someone we should be focused on", "@USER @USER Lets see . His numbers dont enthuse me . I want dudes like Bumgarner in his prime . Lol .", "@USER @USER Oh wait , Tyler anderson will prolly start over ross huh ? Ya . Let's see what happens .", "@USER @USER I think it ’ ll be Shark beede cueto Webb Ross / Smyly Webb and Ross could interchange to keep Webb ’ s pitch count down"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're one of those huh ? ... Y'all fake conservatives all think people that don't agree with you must be liberal / dems ... I'm not . So closed minded . So cult-like . .", "context": ["THIS YOUNG MAN WAS BULLIED BY Actor Mark @USER He & other people posted misleading clip & had millions of people laughing at him PLEASE RT this to help this young Trump supporter that they embarrassed . Copy & Use 👉 #FakeNewsMarkHamill ", "@USER @USER After the Dem . debate ( comedy show ) , @USER appears unbeatable in 2020 .", "@USER @USER @USER You mean this guy ? What ’ s the “ Uniide Sssshates ? ” ", "@USER @USER @USER As opposed to having this stuttering asshat as president for 8 years . 🥴 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER We both know Obama is way more intelligent than 45 . Don ’ t fool yourself .", "@USER @USER @USER How many time do you flush your toilet ? 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER He sucks pretty hard at basketball too . I guess he ’ s farther from perfection than you thought . Sorry to burst your fragile bubble . 😉 Can you say AIR BAAALLLL ! ! ! 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER Never said he was perfect . Bet he never thought about dating his daughters either . ", "@USER @USER @USER Forgot to mention he has terrible taste in VP ’ s . The guy is a first class creep but go ahead and keep worshipping him . 👎 🏼 ", "@USER @USER @USER LOL ! ! ! I'm totally against Biden . Then and now . Try again ... I never worship any man . Unlike #cult45 . But , If you want talk about creepy ... #DaughterWife #secondlady ", "@USER @USER @USER Just curious why Obama hasn ’ t come out of closet yet . What else is he hiding ? 🤔 🥴 You idiot dems were the biggest fanboys on the planet when Obozo became pres so get out of here with that cult nonsense ding dong . 🙄 "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That is exactly the case with this movie .", "context": ["God forbid some female Bond should be able to treat men the way the male Bond's have treated woman ! Can you imagine some player female Bond seducing a dude who then eats it like 5 mins after they have sex ? ", "@USER Time for an Amy Schmuer / Tina Fey 007 Parody with female Bond", "@USER That would be funny ! Mila Kunis and Kate McKinnon did a spy movie . It looks good . ", "@USER @USER The trailer makes it seem ok . I hate when movie trailers have all the best bits then you see the movie and 2 hours later you're like ... ew !"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The point is gratuitous personal insults , an area the president inexplicably seems to take perverse pride in . It's not that someone doesn't want to answer a question . It's the crudeness , immaturity and lack of class . Stunned you'd be among those to applaud it .", "context": ["\" The interaction reflects three years of mounting frustration with an overtly partisan media , exemplified by CNN , which has dropped any pretense of fairness and become an organ of the Democratic Party . \" ", "@USER @USER No . The interaction demonstrates that , three years after @USER buried the notion of being \" presidential , \" the concept of \" senatorial \" also seems to be dead among folks who think crudeness is somehow cool .", "@USER @USER @USER So you think Trump has elevated the dignity of the office . Not my experience ( but I've only covered five president's ) . I've also walked many miles in those congressional corridors . There's no reason for someone to be an asshole .", "@USER @USER @USER The common denominators in the two clips don't include Trump . There are a pair of reluctant sources , the reporter and his style of interrogation ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER So no facts . Just Q conspiracy theories from an internet site ? Do you have to plug your ears and blindfold yourself every time you leave the trailer , lest you become infected by reality ? ! KkbiFOgcZs > > ID : 98b3ec > > 1742408 > > 7023879 > > TS-SCI TP IG AWON JA U1 > >", "context": ["\" I ’ ve followed Q since the first drop , and I ’ ve grown increasingly impressed by the accuracy , breadth and depth of Q ’ s messages . \" — @USER The single best #QAnon introduction article yet . Level-headed , factual , coherent . HT @USER", "@USER @USER @USER When resist trolls get a whiff of Q , they lose their minds without ever bothering to gather facts . This guy pretends to be a ferret and also pretends to be Australian , with nothing but US politics in his feed.https :/ / t.co/5LxZCTIAmW ", "@USER @USER @USER Isn ’ t it mighty early on the west coast ? Follow the thread upward and read . ( But you won ’ t . )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Andrew Johnson ’ s impeachment trial had 41 witnesses . Bill Clinton ’ s impeachment trial had 3 witnesses . You have no idea what you ’ re talking about .", "context": ["Here we go again , another Con Job by the Do Nothing Democrats . All of this work was supposed to be done by the House , not the Senate !", "@USER If the Democrats in the House thought that they had a case , they should have followed protocol and brought matters to a judge to get their documents and witnesses , but they did not to do that and instead rushed to impeachment . Now they have no case and did not follow the rules .", "@USER @USER They have a case and followed the rules you LIAR .", "@USER @USER No they did not , and if they had they would not be asking to continue what they should have accomplished in the House to the Senate , that is not how it works ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not true . This is & has been a literal agenda for ages . If that weren't true they wouldn't have passed laws , MOSTLY in secret thnx to 0vomit . It is true that like EVERY other \" minority group \" they did & do exploit these \" people \" & through it , formed & brainwashed groups .", "context": ["J . Yaniv just punched me in the back of the head . Just spoke to police . Luckily there are two security cameras directly overhead at the courthouse . I need an advil . ", "@USER @USER #Yaniv is a fine example of what Leftists , in Canada and America , see as admirable . #EqualityAct ", "@USER @USER @USER No one on the left wants . She is a pedo period and is a stain on society"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER How many more days you need to act on this . ? There is one thing you do , deliver , do it in a good way . This is not expected from a company like yours . #FedEx", "context": ["Pathetic service by @USER @USER @USER . The delivery date was 7th Jan . I haven't received the product till date . Moreover , updating false status that i have rejected the delivery , when no one from Fedex has even called me . Pathetic customer service too . Fix this .", "@USER We regret the inconvenience caused . Please DM us your contact number and AWB number . We will get in touch with you .", "@USER @USER @USER I have DM'ed you the requested information . Hope this is delivered soon . Didnt expect this from a company like you . Its shocking . There are gaps , major gaps , which needs to be filled . Else your services will not be used again ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Not the first time that @USER did this - : and they apologized then . Now they just give you $ 25 bucks and wash their hands of it .", "context": ["@USER help me understand . You did not load anyone ’ s luggage on Flight 3 from DCA to SEA ? This was done knowingly . I am baffled . The person that made this decision does not fit with the amazing culture at @USER .", "@USER We will have your bags delivered to each of you as soon as possible . The aircraft was downgraded earlier and we could not load all the bags due to weight and balance . - Andre", "@USER I have a colleague that is flying to San Francisco early morning . @USER just added a lot of stress to its customers . This is not acceptable : $ 25 ? I am checking into a hotel - and I won ’ t sleep because I can ’ t sleep without my CPAP . So in the morning I head home exhausted ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Denise ’ s response is obviously years of watching Fox News and Rush Limbaugh .", "context": ["NEWS : The case is the second time the Justice Department has investigated leaks potentially involving Mr . Comey , a frequent target of President Trump , who has repeatedly called him a “ leaker . ” ", "@USER Hey , America , look at the shiny object ! The \" Justice \" Department investigating James Comey is just the latest example of how Donald Trump has weaponized and politicized every branch of government at his disposal — and how willingly those under him obey his commands . Corrupt AF . ", "@USER @USER This is called projection . Weaponizing the IRS , selling weapons to drug cartels oh that was the kenyan", "@USER @USER @USER Short memory or selective ? Obama's administration got away with ✔ ️ Uranium One ✔ ️ Benghazi ✔ ️ Solyndra ✔ ️ Fast & Furious ✔ ️ IRS targeting ️ Cash to Iran ️ Rigging a primary against Bernie ️ Illegally storing emails ️ Paying for a fake dossier ️ Lying under oath ️ Spying on Trump", "@USER @USER @USER Yet if you do any actual research of these key words , you find extensive evidence showing that they were thoroughly investigated and debunked ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER The fact that recipient of the grossest kinds of nepotism and world's shiniest man Jared is riding along for this attempted distraction from meaningful policy change is both predictable and . #MKE #WI", "context": ["The Joseph Project is good for the few people enrolled in the program . That said , it is NOT a credible #Jobs program . They drive unemployed men from #MKE to outlying employers . They rely on church and biz donations , always running at a deficit . ", "Meanwhile , @USER has done nothing in his entire tenure to : Address the causes of unemployment in #MKE or #WI #RaisetheWage for Connect a small group like The Joseph Project to ANY meaningful federal program or policy , or attempt to scale it up .", "@USER Other things @USER either does nothing to support or actively works against : #PrisonReform and #JusticeReform #Housing , and needs in He just answers every single policy question with \" The Joseph Project . \""]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol . Oh ya , we can trust this government . LMAO . .", "context": ["We are helping Apple all of the time on TRADE and so many other issues , and yet they refuse to unlock phones used by killers , drug dealers and other violent criminal elements . They will have to step up to the plate and help our great Country , NOW ! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN .", "@USER Apple should absolutely NOT create back-doors allowing governments to access private user data . Props to Tim \" Apple \" for standing firm on user privacy !", "@USER @USER How will the Government catch dangerous criminals ? We gotta get access with judicial warrants ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Hello OnePlus Support , I have already sent a direct message . It is obvious you are just stating a scripted message . I have not got a response from you when I sent the message earlier this week . This experience has discouraged me as an ongoing customer .", "context": ["Hidden for a sleek design , but always there to capture the moment when you need it . #OnePlusConceptOne ", "@USER @USER @USER Be aware as the 7t screen bleeds after a month .", "@USER @USER @USER My 7t phone screen started bleeding out until I couldn't no longer see the display . I could no longer use the phone ... kinda disappointing as I just got the phone and I didn't damage it . Looks like a defect .", "@USER We are really sorry about the disappointing experience . We request you to send us a direct message for immediate help . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What is sad pathetic life that someone actually has to have a Star Trek Discovery sucks Twitter .", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER JJ & KURTZMAN LOVE DOING THE WHOLE DISASTER / TERROR EVENT TO DRIVE A STORY BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO TALENT . I'M SICK OF IT .", "@USER @USER @USER Did Abrams ( who has nothing to do with “ Picard ” ) or Kurtzman break your caps lock ?", "@USER @USER @USER JJ AND KURTZMAN ARE CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH WHEN IT COMES TO TELLING STORIES . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER The tweet is from Trump trying to demonize Democrats in general by making false claims about their platform . He ’ s lying to you about what the Democrats want to do . And you just soak it up .", "context": ["Your 2nd Amendment is under very serious attack in the Great Commonwealth of Virginia . That ’ s what happens when you vote for Democrats , they will take your guns away . Republicans will win Virginia in 2020 . Thank you Dems !", "@USER It's time to wake up America . Rise from your slumber , pull back the curtains , and let your eyes adjust to the rising beacon of prosperity that is President Donald J . Trump . Accept Him into your hearts , and follow him through the fires of the afterscape . AMEN M … A … G … A … 🕺 🔥", "@USER @USER Nobody is taking my guns , that is for sure", "@USER @USER @USER Nobody wants to take your guns . Beto did , but he ’ s out . 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ That ’ s NOT the Democratic platform at all .", "@USER @USER @USER You think the president is the only one that matters ? Do you not see what ’ s happening in Virginia ?", "@USER @USER @USER To be honest , I ’ m more worried about Trump ’ s crime spree and haven ’ t been paying too much attention to Virginia . From what I ’ ve seen , they ’ re considering gun CONTROL . But I live in California and no democrat is trying to take my husband ’ s guns , even in this super-liberal state .", "@USER @USER @USER You do realize this tweet is about the Virginia problem . So you are only here to share your anti trump views , and don ’ t even think to look at the tweet your responding to ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Disputing a call is far form complaining and moaning . You are way too judgmental . Ashton has done everything right for UK . I hope kids see how you talk about players .", "context": ["I ’ ve never in my life seen a ref do this . Wow 😂 😂 😂 ", "@USER This is disrespectful to the athlete . They want respect , they need to give it in return .", "@USER @USER He needs to play basketball and let them call the game . So done with this kid he needs to go on to the NBA .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeesh . Glad you aren ’ t coaching any of my kids .", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? You want your players moaning and groaning to the officials . My players don't act like that . They play ball and don't whine to the refs ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You can parse the meaning now but you tried to make this sound like kind of big deal by Bernie when it wasn't ", "context": ["I asked @USER whether the Warren remarks on Bernie last defeating a GOPer . “ 30 years ago Warren was a Republican . ” #demdebate", "@USER @USER @USER How does she explain that Berrnie only became a Dem 9 months ago ?", "@USER @USER @USER Lol - GOP has only won popular vote for POTUS once since 1988 - in 2004 when W had us in war mode Bernie couldn't even win the primaries 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Bernie won a Senate seat that hadn't been held by a Democrat in 100 years", "@USER @USER @USER You're wrong Pat Leahy was already a Dem Senator from VT before Bernie ran and had been since 1974 It's state-wide position , not a specific district ", "@USER Omg - you are really committed to being this silly Bernie replaced Jim Jeffords , who was an Independent from 2001 to 2007 So he didn't replace a Republican , & there * still * hasn't been a Democrat elected to that \" seat \" He is just not as special as you're trying to make him", "@USER Literally everything you're saying is irrelevant to what I said . Except the part where you accidentally admit that you know what people mean by \" seat \"", "@USER You lied to imply Bernie took a Republican seat He didn't , and it's still not Dem Thanks for demonstrating how sneaky & underhanded Bernie & his fans are , though"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER Obama has 111 million followers , well , well above Trump . And he's an ex-POTUS .", "context": ["In 20 minutes , the amount of #NancyPelosiFakeNews tweets has gone from 39K to 59K . That is 1000 tweets per minute , give or take . This SHOULD speak volumes to the American people .", "@USER Here's a story for you to read ... in its entirety , or you'll think it is backing you up . ", "@USER They already ran an algorithm on his account dear ... get educated . LOTS OF BOTS .", "@USER Oh , sweetie pie , you read the article . It talks about that very thing . There are people , such as yourself , that want to believe its all bots , but in reality , you and the others are mistaken . Have a nice day ! 👾"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Get serious , if Kate were doing this would it even been considered racist ? It ’ s about Megan ’ s character or lack of . Sad she hates her own family , now his & #Childish ! Go ahead and look 👀 I ’ m #TeamQueen 👑 and Pro-Trump American 🇺 🇸 Y ’ all are wearing out FAUX racist 🙄 ", "context": ["#Breaking The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are to no longer use their HRH titles and will repay £ 2.4 million of taxpayer ’ s money spent on renovating their Berkshire home , the couple have announced , as talks about their future roles concluded ", "The Queen said : “ Following many months of conversations and more recent discussions , I am pleased that together we have found a constructive and supportive way forward for my grandson and his family . Harry , Meghan and Archie will always be much loved members of my family ”", "#Breaking Buckingham Palace said under the new arrangement agreed with Harry and Meghan they are “ required to step back from royal duties ” and will no longer receive public funds for royal duties , adding : “ This new model will take effect in the Spring of 2020 ” ", "@USER This Megan girl will destroy him , she is not a good person and obviously her agenda is working ...", "@USER @USER You've got zero evidence for that statement . But you're a trumper so more than likely also a racist . 🙄"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER GHANTA your team working on it . Frustrated with your excuses . Pathetic . Refund my money . #Cheaters #badcustomerservice", "context": ["@USER Our team is working on the concern to get it sorted at the earliest and once we receive an affirm update from the team , the same will be shared with you from our end . Please bear with us in the meantime . ^ MJ @USER", "@USER @USER Why you guys don ’ t have an update even after 24 hours . Worst customer service from @USER I want my by day end or just refund my money . You guys stop harassing customers . #CustomerExperience #harassment ", "@USER We understand the frustration you're facing right now . Rest assured , our team is working on the concern and soon an affirm update will be shared with you from our end . ^ MJ @USER"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER But wait , isn ’ t trumpty ’ s twitter feed his official proclamation station ? I ’ m certain he ’ s been spouting off and defending himself in his own inimitable semi-coherent fashion . Did you miss all those tweets ? and so misinformed .", "context": ["Today we saw @USER stand up for America & the American working class & strike a great trade deal , while the #DoNothingDemocrats continue their 3 year smear campaign of a President that is finally getting real things done . Name a single Democrat accomplishment ?", "@USER @USER Ummm ... I hate to break it to you but ... They kind of impeached your corrupt dad . I ’ d say that was a pretty big accomplishment .", "@USER @USER @USER I hate to break it back to you but ... They brought fake charges without allowing the to defend himself . read a so called letter into congressional record that was totally made up by he , himself , Shiff that is . They can't push these charges NO Proof ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER That means we would never be ready , because the network issues wouldn't be resolved soon Then the speculation or rumour that Atiku was going to hack the server was a ground to strengthen or tighten the server wasn't it ? Bottom line , we might never get there as a country", "context": ["Just justify your position by signing into law the reforms act sir . ", "@USER you know as it is the time has elapsed ... it has to come from the Senate again", "@USER @USER So what stopped him from signing it before the last election ?", "@USER @USER 2 reasons ... one we were not ready for that ... not everywhere in Nigeria has network coverage ... even card reader hasn't funstoned well ... to do that u need to start it with isolated elections in states first . 2 . security information had it that Atiku was going to hack the server"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes Trump trolls always suggest going after Trump 😂 I'm not interested in your doctored vids taken out of context bullshit . Obviously Bernie can't win fairly .", "context": ["Watch : For the first time @USER criticizes @USER campaign for pushing video comparing Biden and Paul Ryan's stances on social security . Biden says its \" beneath \" Sanders ' campaign and hopes that they'll \" disown \" it @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER The Sanders campaign has made it clear that they are going after Biden's main supporters ( older folks & black folks ) . They're obviously desperate and can't win on Sanders ' merit , so they slander & create falsehoods instead . #WeKnowJoe though & his policies . #Biden2020", "@USER @USER @USER Oh yeah , then why all the lies and why are you all attacking Democrats instead of going after Trump ? And look how many #BernieBros I've triggered ! 😂 #desperate", "@USER @USER @USER You are literally acting like a trump troll . I wouldnt be shocked if you were . Biden has said numerous times he'd be willing to cut Social security and Medicare . Honestly , he seems less like a Democrat than anyone but Gabbard who's running ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER This is like @USER TRIAL 25 Years Later — 100 % GUILTY . NOTE : #OJSimpson attended the Wedding of #Trump Trophy Wife # 2 . Murderers & Thugs were Welcome to the Wedding like all Events . like", "context": ["NEWS - with Cipollone and Sekulow as lead lawyers , Trump impeachment team to include Ken Starr and Robert Ray , former independent counsel lawyers , per person familiar with the plan .", "Team will also include Dershowitz . Statement from a team spokesman : “ Professor Dershowitz will present oral arguments at the Senate trial to address the constitutional arguments against impeachment and removal . ” 1 /", "“ While Professor Dershowitz is non partisan when it comes to the constitution — he opposed the impeachment of President Bill Clinton and voted for Hillary Clinton — he believes the issues at stake go to the heart of our enduring Constitution . “ 2 /", "“ He is participating in this impeachment trial to defend the integrity of the Constitution and to prevent the creation of a dangerous constitutional precedent . ” 3/3 on Dershowitz"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Relentless pressure 🙄 Looks alot like you'd rather just make excuses then actually do something that might disrupt your daily complaining while doing nothing else .", "context": ["The more I see of the Parnas trove of evidence as the tip of a vast new iceberg — one that includes Trump ’ s stalking and endangering his own Ambassador to Ukraine , Marie Yovanovitch — the less prepared I ’ d be to bet that Trump will survive the upcoming Senate trial .", "@USER They don't care . He Trump can machine-gun crowds on live TV and Republicans will acquit him", "@USER @USER Only if you just accept that is what they will do & not apply maximum pressure for them to put country 1st ! PRESSURE WORKS when Relentless !", "@USER @USER @USER Do you have any examples of when this has worked in the past 3 years ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Watched him testify too . to watch . What I pictured & what sat in #Congress was painful to watch . But one thing he did do , was come back to the Senate floor to make sure we all understood he found no crime . Found nothing . ", "context": ["In the Clinton impeachment process , 66 witnesses were allowed to testify including 3 in the Senate trial , and 90,000 pages of documents were turned over . Trump was too afraid to let any of his top aides testify & covered up every single document . The Senate must #EndTheCoverUp ", "@USER Nancy , if you weren ’ t determined to rush through a sham impeachment , this wouldn ’ t be an issue now would it ? ! ? You could have called all the witnesses you wanted in the House , but you didn ’ t . YOU screwed up ! Don ’ t whine now . 👍", "@USER @USER In what way was it a Sham Bradley - give us details . We'll wait .", "@USER @USER @USER It wasn't a sham ! Some witnesses were blocked by Trump & going to court to contest could have taken months . The Democrats in the House handled the impeachment investigation admirably , despite so many of the questioning the witnesses behaved like clowns . #Coverup", "@USER @USER @USER Going to court when 2 branches of gov ’ t have deference ’ s in opinion , based on the LAW , is what #Presidents have done for decades . No news here . What is telling is the #fact Democrats have been calling for #impeachment from DAY ONE ! 👉 👉 ", "@USER @USER @USER So why didn't Trump go to court to block the witnesses from testifying - are you saying it is one rule for Trump and another rule for those trying to expose him ?", "@USER @USER @USER He did . Case pending.Stay tuned . Dem ’ s too impatient to wait for court verdict , so they charged #President w / obstruction . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ 👉 But hey , Sure is EXPOSING lots of corruption , right ? ! Time to bring these bad players into the arena : 👉 ", "@USER @USER @USER He did not go to court to get witnesses blocked from testifying - that is just a lie by you . Which is standard for republicans now days . As for your links . FAUX NEWS ? ? ? HANNITY ? ? ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe this article can help you understand , hard to explain with just a few characters : ", "@USER @USER @USER As far as the links , #Democrats own words condemn them . #FactsMatter", "@USER @USER @USER Weak . If \" facts \" mattered , you wouldn't use a The Hill opinion piece & a Fox News clip about \" the whistleblower \" to support your stance . Btw , even if the whistleblower turns out to be less than impartial , TRUMP deserved impeachment for abuse of power & obstruction of Congress .", "@USER @USER @USER Their ( #Democrats ) own words ! 😂 🤣 😂 THINK ! All that matters , is the #fact THEY said it ! They wrote the emails . They talked about a #coup . They said DAY ONE . They own it ! Sorry if that offends you .", "@USER @USER @USER It doesn't matter if a Democratic politician , or 2 or 3 , or more , desperately wanted Trump impeached ( or even said \" coup \" ) , TRUMP provided cause . He obstructed the Mueller investigation , & even AFTER THAT committed the Ukraine abuse of power & obstruction . He's a knucklehead .", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s not what Mueller said . In fact , he found NOTHING to charge #President . If he could ’ ve he would ’ ve . But his #coup attempt failed w / all the MILLIONS he spent , couldn ’ t find that needle ! 😫 I didnt like #Obama either , but unlike you I would never suppt a . Just saying 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ .", "@USER @USER @USER You clearly have not read the Mueller report . The report clearly states at least 10 items with which Trump can ( and probably will ) be charged with when he leaves office . OLC told him he could not charge him whilst he was serving . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Not really . For a super flake you think you ’ d have the rhetoric down .", "context": ["Over 20 years ago , the state of Minnesota welcomed my family with open arms . I never would ’ ve had the opportunities that led me to Congress had I been rejected . What Beltrami County is doing is denying refugees a chance at a better life . ", "@USER This was one of your community members that found his way to my small town by Flint , MI . Thanks but no thanks . ", "@USER @USER Maybe native Americans should start profiling white Americans that have criminal histories too . You would totally get behind that yes ?", "@USER @USER Big difference between native Americans and Native Americans ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER And you say your psychotherapist ? I'm saddened you would run childish & untrustworthy scams just to try and shut people up . I thought it was your job to get people to open up . Wow . ", "context": [". @USER gave her social media followers an exclusive tour of the Capitol dome that very few get to see ", "@USER @USER Maybe she should give Pelosi a tour of how to find the senate floor so she could stop holding onto her fake impeachment .", "@USER @USER @USER It looks like you ’ re the fake around here . "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER take ! He is your President ! That you don ’ t know that makes you what - enlightened ? Nope makes you delusional . Not healthy . And he will be re-elected .", "context": ["By \" the American people , \" they mean \" the electoral college . \" ", "@USER True . The American People voted for Hillary . I feel so sorry for the electoral delegates at times like this", "@USER @USER Check your Constitutionally mandates electoral college count ! You will discover how wrong you are ! Trump is still your President and will be for the foreseeable future ! Thank God !", "@USER @USER Oh , now Trump supporters are constitutionalists ? Not in favor of making bribery legal ? This is an interesting conundrum", "@USER @USER @USER The “ high crimes and misdemeanors ” was written as such because there was no criminal code when they wrote the constitution . Trump has already been impeached . He might not make it to Election Day where he will lose again"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Patience in these situations is MOST important ! ! ! Otherwise fork out for another phone ! #facts", "context": ["Who is the patron saint of smartphones ? Managed to immerse mine in water . It's in rice , in the airing cupboard , but it will be March before I can afford a replacement ! My life is about to become v complicated ! #notafirstworldproblem", "@USER Oh ! * Just * the rice is enough ? Well , I've always been a belt-and-braces type of gal , so the airing cupboard might be an unnecessary extra step ? Let's see what tomorrow afternoon brings me . 🤞", "@USER @USER Do not plug it in or turn it on before then"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER What exactly , do you have against these platform goals that can be easily achieved ? Fear of losing your comfy lifestyle ? ", "context": ["Agree @USER is too liberal to win a general election and Trump knows it . If you want to beat Trump , you need to go with a moderate , specifically @USER . This is not a change election , not with an incumbent and a good economy . ", "@USER @USER @USER Quote by Rick Wilson on Brian Williams this week . ", "@USER @USER @USER Like knows what he's talking about on this . #Bernie2020 cleans #TraitorTrump's clock like Reagan did Mondale's in ' 84 . #WakeUp to the FACT that are awake & not putting up with the bullshit any longer . ? or .", "@USER @USER @USER I understand you like him and respect that but to best Trump you need republicans , Democrats and Independents to vote for him . There are not enough socialist that will .", "@USER @USER @USER So many wrong assumptions in that reply . First off , #Bernie2020 has all 3 , PLUS the youth who NO ONE ELSE has nor their energy & positivity . Say what you will , but fear drives most of the #NeverBernie people . Fear of change . Fear of unknown . Fear of multicultural society for ALL .", "@USER @USER @USER #NeverBernie Ever . And considering you need people who look like me to back your bull , I'd be worried ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Why does Tesco no longer stock Guinness West Indies Porter ? #tesco #guinness", "context": ["@USER @USER just opened this West Indies porter to find out its your original xx ! What's going on here ? ! ", "@USER @USER ok I think it's the batch , the bottles are recycled and they all taste a bit odd ...", "@USER Hi Nusotad , I'm sorry that you found the Guinness West Indies Porter you recently bought tasted like the original Porter . ( 1 )"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER Their Team & Legacy will always have an #AsteriskAttached to them . Taking away the Integrity of the Game for individual Status & Job securities . day for MLB but all 👀 on other Sports as Well via : NFL / NBA", "context": ["Crane says “ this does not taint World Series championship . ”", "@USER How does cheating not taint a World Series . They clearly would not have won without it . They won 4-3 by cheating . They clearly knew everything Darvish was throwing in game 7 . It ’ s a travesty and they both should be banned for life !", "@USER @USER #PeteRose was Ousted by MLB for Betting on games so How can Stealing Signs in a WorldSeries let alone Regular season get a Slap on the Risk ! ! @USER #PeteRose chimes in saying : I was wrong bettin on games but signs stealing #Taints the MLB .", "@USER @USER Pete was wrong , plain and simple ... . Ask AJ Hinch , Jeff Luhnow or Alex Cora if what they just experienced was a slap on the wrist ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Blah , Blah , Blah ... said nobody with a brain ..", "context": ["This is the ONLY way to End Abortion ! We must all start here ! #prolife #whywemarch ", "@USER Amen ... if we don't fight for the unborn then we are just as guilty for killing them . We must repeal roe vs wade . There is no other way .", "@USER @USER Your eucharist is so loving to hold you personally responsible thus guilty for his authOrity's decisions .", "@USER @USER Who am I to debate HIS word ? Nobody ... I am here to serve the Lord and try my best to follow the golden rule . Try it , you just may feel like being kind one day .", "@USER @USER Being kind enough to call people \" Murderer \" when all they've done is something Torah allows ... Scripture never applied murder statutes to abortion & you are refusing to hear those who debate false authorities who say it does ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER When you have to resort to ad hominem & false equivalency you've lost your argument ... It's supposed to be a \" solemn \" & \" prayerful \" event & they were far from it . Be Better . #ByeFelicia ", "context": ["So much for “ somber ” and “ solemn . ” House Dems are so excited about impeachment that they ’ re passing out commemorative pens and grinning for photos at a celebration ceremony . Unbelievable . ", "@USER Yeah really looks like they ’ re partying it up 🙄", "@USER @USER Oh ok they ’ re not allowed to smile ? You want them to be like grumpy old Trump and the angry Republicans ?"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER You don't . I have purchased a lot on Amazon ( check my entire spending history ) and today you guys just said we need to ' investigate ' . Please investigate soon as I neither received products nor any refund yet ! ! #Amazon #CustomerService", "context": ["@USER Apologies for the inconvenience you faced with your order . We would like to take a closer look at this . Please share your details here : and we will get back to you once we have your details . ^ AH", "@USER Pls reply to the latest tweet . Deleting this .", "@USER Please visit the link shared and drop your details . Let us investigate the situation for you . ^ CB", "@USER Ask your delivery guy to COME BACK and see which house he actually delivered the order please ! !", "@USER We'll work on this and reach out at the earliest . We have your back on every order . ^ CB"]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER #Emotions you say 🤔 never knew that I think I ’ m just happy when I ’ m #eating and when I ’ m not 😆", "context": ["@USER 🤔 idk tho , I think I ’ m #hungry . But that ’ s definitely just a #mango and not a #salad lol 😂", "@USER Right ! It ain ’ t a salad , i don ’ t know where that came from . And the “ Tah-Jean ” took me out 💀", "@USER 😆 also was that #honey at the end but am I wrong for wanting a mango 🥭 rn lol", "@USER Yup she went there . Nah not at all , I try and eat a mango every night . They ’ re good for balancing emotions among other things ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are so right ... \" Yes ! #Silence is not #Privacy is not \"", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Peace to you , and two countries certainly seems more ideal than a greater number .", "@USER @USER @USER And there is nothing more beautiful than #Respect ❤ ️ . #Intimacy does NOT exclude Respect . #Healthy people respect the of The Other , The . is Sacred . Some canNOT live without & . , impose NOThing . Never . 👅 And ", "@USER @USER @USER some look at silence as boredom or privacy as loneliness , but although they can mean that , i'd venture to say silence and privacy are needs .", "@USER @USER @USER \" some look at silence as boredom or privacy as loneliness , but although they can mean that , i'd venture to say silence and privacy are needs . \" And YOU are #Wise ✍ ️ #WowOwLWriTer 🙌 SanTé 🍷 🍷 #Intelligence with ! ! Yes ! is not is not "]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER @USER Another lazy delusional voter who takes the word of corporatists at face value , instead of doing research & finding out s / he ’ s being lied to", "context": ["Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win , sources say ( via @USER )", "@USER @USER if one of the people familiar with the meeting was @USER , then GOOD for her . Enough of this . cc :", "@USER @USER @USER Lots of people believed — and still fear — that a woman can ’ t win . That Bernie is one of them isn ’ t surprising — he watched as the one who beat him pretty soundly got beat in the end . It ’ s not an entirely bad take on his part . Of course , he ’ ll make it worse with whining ."]} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "response": "@USER @USER I hope you know no news outlet from Nigeria have said a thing about the Luxurious buss ( from sokoto goint to East ) passengers kidnapped by ARMED men on Teusday in Kaduna ? Among them is one of your former neighbor .", "context": ["PDP PROTEST BRAINSTORMING SESSION Deji : We need funds for the next round . Waziri : Don't worry . The governors are on board . PING ... TimiFrank : One house . Who's phone is on . Ikpeazu : Sorry . Its our Paris Club refund from FG ... I dei come . Okowa : Me too . Wike : Me three . Timi : ", "@USER Picture of Frank , is of when Npdp was in APC . That's d real problem , they re not party members , they are gang members of Npdp . Normal PDP party govs find that they can work with d opposition APC president Buhari to develop their states , Eg Umahi . Can't work wit Atiku , U work 4 him .", "@USER @USER You dislikes for Atiku is still this strong . I hope you are enjoying the Buhari that you can work with and not work for ? #used and dumped is real ... Ask Uzo O K", "@USER @USER Atiku's campaign is coming wit Arabic inscriptions , ostensibly to rally Northern Muslims if Osinbajo is the APC's Candidate . Its all treachery . Did Orji Uzo Kalu Steal Money from his state ? I stick with the Court not politics . Countries ve their challenges , just solve them 1 by 1 "]}