{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dear Trump: the bill is now on your desk. Veto the shit out of it to protect the privacy of people YOU work for. Grow some and stand up to the swamp you supposedly were going to drain. If you dont, we WILL fight back", "If you think Trump gives matters like this anything more than a moment's consideration and a snap decision based on who he's talking to, you haven't been paying attention.", "Mr. President, here is a bill that was unanimously supported by Republicans and unanimously opposed by Democrats. \"Where do I sign?\" The bill concerns Internet companies collecti... \"Where do I sign?\"", "Oh and by the way this is repealing a regulation that Obama wrote, so do with it as you will", "Calling it a decision is pretty generous.", "*I was elected to LEAD not to READ*"], "response": "I was elected to golf not to uh, got nothing.", "id": "reddit_1"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Thailand cave rescue: All 12 boys, coach freed, latest updates", "God damn Thai Navy SEALs and the crew that planned it out are really something else. Cutting a 5 hour route down to 3 is incredible efficiency. Cannot imagine how exhausted but relieved everyone must be"], "response": "I thought those kids were in a very bad spot. Thailand pulled off an amazing feat! This is such good news.", "id": "reddit_2"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Snapchat: \"To attract more Android users, we are building a new version of our Android application from the ground up\"", "[deleted]", "They've got to melt those $39.9m worth of useless spectacles into something.", "[deleted]", "The whole thing seemed like a way to trick investors into buying into the company by faking demand. The lineups that were hours long because they had the one vending machine pop up made people think there was a huge demand. Now that you can buy them anywhere, noone wants them, because they realized they're stupid.", "They have an entire spot on the Venice ~~pier~~ boardwalk with little/no branding, trying to look cool with two photo booths and a vending machine. It's completely fucking soulless and for a minute I tried to figure out why a totally empty space had 2-3 security guards. Its hilarious how out of touch these companies are."], "response": "Nothing gives off that hipster, low budget, start-up vibe like multiple paid security guards!", "id": "reddit_3"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Nickelodeon just uploaded a high quality version of the Sweet Victory performance from SpongeBob to their YouTube channel.", "Nickelodeon should at least buy out an ad slot to play this", "Last I heard Superbowl ads are about $30,000 a second. That video is 2:13 so that ad would cost around $4,000,000. Worth it. EDIT: I was way wrong... 2017 Superbowl was $166,000 per second which puts the total actually at $22,078,000 Less worth it.", "Well, cutting out the intro and the outro it's 1:30ish so \"only\" 2.7m.", "It needs the intro! Outro not so much.", "Nickelodeon could Kickstart that shit. The people would want it and chip in, and some rich fan would probably throw a ton in."], "response": "A major corporation would run a kickstarter so that consumers would throw money in so they can be advertised to?", "id": "reddit_4"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Before you all start theorizing about Mats recent video, I wanted to remind you that Michael is confirmed to be Williams son.", "To be honest the whole lore of fnaf has become too complicated too the point no one really knows what’s going on. Not even the creator has an official idea what’s going on.", "Yeah, so we shouldn't hate on MatPat because he didn't see a single mp3 file before he made his theory. For all we know, it could accidently be named that, since we know that everybody has the ability to make mistakes."], "response": "Yup, scott “accidentally” added a last name to a file of a character who we know is an afton. ", "id": "reddit_5"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Doctor violently dragged from overbooked United flight and dragged off the plane", "We will not be removing this post, but I just want to stress something. **Do not** witch-hunt/harass moderators of other subreddits that have decided that this type of content does not fit their subreddit. Thank you. Also, this is pretty up tbh.", "Another angle shown [here](<URL>", "Did he break the arm-rest to pull him out?", "I think they yanked him over the arm rest. The guy's mouth is bloodied; looks like they may have hit him in the face, which may be why he's prone as they drag him off (or he could be passively resisting). In either case, definitely an overuse of force.", "That's a pretty serious injury. They should see if there's a doctor on the flight to give him medical attention."], "response": "Doctors are the new ISIL. Haven't you heard?", "id": "reddit_6"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A person wearing a suit in a room of people in t-shirts is usually the most important person there, a person wearing a t-shirt in a room full of suits is more likely the most important person in the room", "The CEO of the company I work for said that it's not uncommon for programmers to be asked to dress down for important meetings. Apparently investors don't think programmers who dress well are good programmers.", "This is common with IT companies as well. Sometimes I wonder if my buddies employee’s compete as to who can look the most hungover and scruffy.", "My last IT job I literally wore flannel every single day. One week I decided to get fancy and even wear a different colored flannel each day. Damn dress codes now.", "I work for a department store chain. When I started there I packed internet orders and could wear jeans and a t shirt. Then they promoted me to work in the cash office in the back office, but for some reason I had to dress nicely so I got basically a whole new wardrobe. Then 6 months later they moved me to the corporate office to do IT and I'm back to jeans, flannels/t shirts and sneakers."], "response": "Buddy get out. Youre losing money with you flannel tax brackets and stuff.... ", "id": "reddit_7"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Moscow residents say they have found that the only way to get the council to clear snow is to write the name of opposition leader Alexei Navalny on it.", "*Tatyana Grigoryeva - a member of a local residents' group in the city's Nagorny district - posted four pictures of Navalny's name painted on snow, and later took video of two street cleaners scraping away one of the markings from a pavement.* *In some areas of the city, the snow was not removed, but Ms Grigoryeva said council workers were witnessed merely mixing up the snow to obscure Navalny's name.* *In a post she said: \"They've managed to just mix it up with their shovels. I'll have to write it again.\"* Those clever government workers find a way around everything.", "Yeah, i was thinking \"why not just cover his name? It's much less work.\"", "clearing snow is doing your job covering writing on snow not soo much, and make you look bad and your boss and his boss and...", "And the last thing you want is to make Putin look bad", "Yeah, we don't want him to look like a homicidal psychopath tyrant."], "response": "Yeah Putin does an awesome job of that on his own.", "id": "reddit_8"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hawaii wants to create a law that will ban games with loot boxes to people under 21 years old. What do you think about that?", "My province doesn't allow the sale of M rated games to those under 18 years of age. I expect this will work just as well", "... So it's not gonna work at all?", "It'll work very little, and it won't prevent access from the people who most need access prevented, IMO", "If more states put this in it might make high end developers reconsider putting this shit in their mainstream games, even though it would have little real implications for the kids buying them. Kind of how the movie industry takes PG-13 labels seriously even tho most kids that age would have no trouble sneaking into higher rated films.", "Just like most laws banning or restricting things.", "... Especially when enacted but not enforced", "I dunno, if they phrase it right, they might take out F2P games with exploitative elements that are available on mobile. That would be nifty."], "response": "That would be fantastic! I don't think it'll fix all the issues but it sure as hell is a step in the right direction.", "id": "reddit_9"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Me and the homies before going to see Straight Outta Compton. The tour, not the movie. Circa 1989", "Old school? Come on now.. making me feel like a senior citizen.. :/"], "response": "You’re damn near on social security. Don’t deny it.  :)", "id": "reddit_10"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Chrome will start blocking ads on February 15", "Good. Maybe ads will stop telling me my \"Google phone\" has a virus. They've been pretty rampant the last week or so. Edit: RIP my inbox Also edit: I experienced this yesterday on xda. Didn't have porn sites in mind when I made this comment, that pesky Four Virus!", "But it's 24 percent damage from 6 virus!", "[Computer over. Virus = very yes.](<URL>"], "response": "That blue screen is my lock screen. <URL>", "id": "reddit_11"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL if you play fantasy football you are most likely a white male who is not married, have at least a bachelors degree, and earns between 60-100K", "I do not make anywhere near $60K lmao", "If it makes you feel any better, 60k in San Francisco is still poor lol", "Yea man I make just over 60K in Bay Area and I’m on the poverty side of things. After bills and groceries there ain’t much fun money left", "What do you do? I'm in the east bay myself. Rent is ridiculous", "Cannabis industry", "Go to northern CA or Oregon?"], "response": "Nah stay away from Oregon, that place is terrible ", "id": "reddit_12"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Arsenal and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang have agreed on a 3-and-a-half year contract with a €10m-a-year wage. (Source: @DiMarzio)", "This isn't happening. If it does we must play with 2 strikers"], "response": "Yeah, historically that never worked out well for Arsenal ", "id": "reddit_13"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Everytime", "American here - this problem is universal. Best use of this format I've ever seen.", "Yep, had the same problem in the States and Australia. Pretty sure the systems are made by the same company of evil bastards who are gleefully torturing us at every opportunity.", "Actually the company that makes these is demonstrably, historically evil. Let me know if you want to know more, I'm on mobile so not gonna search around for links if nobody is interested.", "The same dudes who make insanely insecure voting machines in America?", "<URL>"], "response": "Diebold. That name is giving me flashbacks to hanging chads, Haliburton and Blackwater *shudder*", "id": "reddit_14"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Two years later, I still miss the headphone port", "Note 9 user here. The only thing missing from this phone is an HDMI port lol. Otherwise it's perfect!", "But you can do usbc to hdmi on that phone."], "response": "What?! A DONGLE???????? I only buy phones with full size HDMI and Displayport! ", "id": "reddit_15"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This tall-ass bathroom door in my parents Swiss apartment.", "OP, are you just hanging out in your parents bathroom making gifs about their door?", "I've actually been running back and forth to the bathroom repeatedly; they probably think I'm having terrible stomach problems.", "\"He's been going back and forth to the bathroom with the phone in his hand. I hear him filming in there and giggling\".", "How do you hear someone filming? It's not 1930.", "You're telling me you don't use the video recording app Pleographr that makes the vintage noise?", "I just make the noise with my mouth while using the video on my phone.", "Are you making the noise from the ramen you're eating?"], "response": "Dude has an addiction. It's not nice to make fun of him.", "id": "reddit_16"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What if they pumped the basketballs full of a little bit of water before each game?", "1/3 so it’ll be more unpredictable", "I’m willing to experiment with different levels to get the ideal amount", "I did that with alcohol in my teens...", "But, that’s illegal", "Are you assuming that the whole world has the same laws as USA? England, can drink from 18"], "response": "They should change that. It's killing kids. -USA ", "id": "reddit_17"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sexist comedienne gets owned over recent London terror attacks.", "I'm sorry but...who is this Sofia Hagen? You say she's a comedienne but I've never heard of her nor seen her work. Is she another one of those performers whom makes it their life mission to elicit reactions from people? I've got a feeling she might be."], "response": "Danish comedienne. Not famous at all. Just does small gigs on tv or standup. Think her 15 min of fame went to her head", "id": "reddit_18"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My dog destroyed her toy cactus, and there was another sad cactus inside", "Inside every happy cactus is a sad cactus waiting to come out.", "but on the outside, cacti are mostly pricks.", "I'd make an excellent cactus. Missed my calling.", "I identify as a cactus and this insults me"], "response": "I identify as an insult and this cactuses me.", "id": "reddit_19"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Brutal Canadian Road Rage Incident Caught On Camera", "That brutal head shake at the end. Wow."], "response": "The arrogance of this guy. Total brutality ", "id": "reddit_20"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Every time", "Do people not just use incognito /private mode?", "I mean, it is *my* PC. I won’t use no private mode on my own pc. What if I need to find the same video again in a few days and it won’t be in my browse history?", "It's fine, if you know that other people don't tend to use your pc.", "And if other people are going to use it, make a guest account like a sane person."], "response": "*whining:* \"But that would mean I have to *disconnect* and then *reconnect!*\" ​ ", "id": "reddit_21"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["229 House Republicans just voted to keep Trump’s tax returns secret", "Issa on Friday: Calls for special prosecutor to investigate Trump's Russian ties. Issa on Monday: Votes not to open up Trump's tax returns, which could play a significant role in Russian interference investigation. What a worthless twat", "As with McCain, you can't trust words. You have to watch actions. Issa can say anything he wants, but in the end, the only thing that matters is votes.", "What I don't understand is McCain made this whole speech over in Europe about \"how dictators get started\" and he won't even persuade the* house republicans to release the presidents tax returns. Just votes along with the party. They're scum that just spews words that have no meaning.", "McCain is a senator for one.", "A senator who almost lost his own primary and is on the way out. He has a lot less influence than people think."], "response": "\"On the way out\" in six more years, maybe...", "id": "reddit_22"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The kids are alright", "Another good one I saw: *It's getting hot in here, so take off all your coal.*", "I think my favorite was “no scomo but the earths pretty hot”", "Mine was \"I've seen better cabinets at IKEA\""], "response": "Mine was 'Procrastinating is our job not yours.'", "id": "reddit_23"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Jeffery Epstein Sex Trafficked Underage Girls And trump’s Secretary Of Labor Illegally Covered It Up, Federal Judge Says", "I bet we won't see any \"pedes\" trolling in this thread. The trump/Epstein connection makes their brains melt and they refuse to acknowledge it. Donald trump raped, punched, and threatened the life of a 13 year old girl.", "Saw a thread from the upside down yesterday about Clinton palling around with Epstein though!", "If Bill Clinton was mixed up in this, which he was definitely around the same crowd, he needs to go down, too.", "And this comment right here is the difference between the Republican base and the Democratic one."], "response": "See? Both sides _are_ the same because both sides want to bring bad Democrats to justice when they break the law! ", "id": "reddit_24"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Naked truth about Double Standards", "She deserves jail time for the domestic abuse and false accusations. Poor Johnny :(", "How is it not libel on a ridiculous scale? His career is worth millions every year. She purposefully and knowingly lied about him in order to destroy his reputation. That's the fucking definition of libel.", "Well he is currently suing her", "For 50 million dollars, no less.", "How much did she make on aquaman?"], "response": "They should use a neural network to put his face over hers throughout the movie.", "id": "reddit_25"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Spoiler Main event winner calls out person in crowd, they storm the cage and engage.", "What would have happened if he had lost?", "She would have said no."], "response": "It was all dependent on him winning. Rigged. ", "id": "reddit_26"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Louisiana eye doctor offers free eye exams for NFL referees after Saints loss", "Chiefs game had horrible officiating as well. It was at least pretty evenly horrible though. The Saints just got screwed. Said as a Chiefs fan that is still sad."], "response": "The 2009 Vikings feel so bad for the Saints and their missed call in the NFCCCG. ", "id": "reddit_27"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Chocolate is now illegal. What’s its street name?", "fun fact: the name chocolate comes from ~~Aztec~~ Nahuatl word _xocoatl_ meaning \"bitter water\". They prepared it as a drink only and never put sugar in it, so it was always bitter in taste.", "“Get me some of that xocoatl” It sounds like one of those medicines that has like 80 side effects in the commercials", "It would get shortened to 'Zocat' or 'Xoco' on the street. It would be called 'Catl' for a short while too, but that would evolve into 'Brown Cow'.", "I feel like the last step would only happen for milk chocolate", "I was going for 'catl' -> 'cattle', as they're homophones.", "What do they have against gay people?..."], "response": "Once the police caught on it would just be \"stock\" short for live stock. As in \"I need to stock up, what you got?\"", "id": "reddit_28"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Someone gets it", "I could be wrong, but it's that the *point*? Flipping the genders around, you see just how freaking bizarre and sexist those images are. It's like that site that replaces raceex with words for Jewish people and you realize Vice spews rhetoric straight out of the Third Reich.", "Right but what's the point, since we understand how bad those old ads were"], "response": "I'm glad you speak for everyone. Good to know that *no one* thinks that way anymore. ", "id": "reddit_29"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#JustSendBitch 😂😂😂", "\"You can't find it on Google.\" That's often the case with bullshit that you've just made up.", "Unfortunately, [he didn't make it up](<URL>", "TIL that urban dictionary is a peer-reviewed, valid source for disease reference.", "Yep, they just got approved the other day"], "response": "You can't find that on google though, don't search.", "id": "reddit_30"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Nearly 500 million animals killed in Australian bushfires", "While the Australian PM was having a cocktail in Hawaii and the emergency minister just left for a euro trip", "Quick, change the locks while they're out.", "Or direct the fire at their houses. Oops!"], "response": "Its weird, Australia is sending their criminals out now.", "id": "reddit_31"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Senate defies trump, passes historic resolution to end US support for Saudi Arabia in Yemen war", "Cool. Hey Senate, can you pass some resolutions on climate change next so that the rest of us don't die too?", "nah, we have investments in coal companies."], "response": "Clean coal, come on get it right ", "id": "reddit_32"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["FTC Says Warranty Void If Removed Stickers Are Bullshit, Warns Manufacturers Theyre Breaking the Law", "\"What are you gonna do, sue us?\" - The companies that don't care", "* The companies with lawyers oozing out of their buttholes."], "response": "Dramatic reenactment: <URL> (Only managed to find a French video of this scene.)", "id": "reddit_33"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My best friends dog was shot and killed by the police when they showed up to the wrong house. They are trying to cover it up.", "Wake up to the American reality. This isn't the first nor last incident. Innocent people and their pets die every day. 98% of assault charges brought against cops have been dismissed within the system. Still think the gov is \"by the people, for the people\"? He saw an open window and decided to investigate as a potential burglary? What kind of shit, seriously? I bet he'll get off with a paid \"suspension.\" Your country's police state is getting worse by the minute."], "response": "\"But its not all cops man its just a few\"  When is it enough? When will americans be outraged enough to demand change?", "id": "reddit_34"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["CBS reportedly prepared to give Tony Romo substantial raise", "He already makes $4mil a year apparently, I’m thinking he’s about to make $6-7?", "Gruden was making close to 7m at espn. So yeah, I’d say around that figure.", "10 Book it", "If they think he'll go to another network, he'll hit 10. No problem."], "response": "Jim Nance would have a stroke. I had one while spelling his name", "id": "reddit_35"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who pile on generic YouTube comments like “Who’s watching in 2019”, why do you do this?", "i like the \"this artist is so underated \" comment. especialy when is about artists who were big stars in their day.", "Even better when they are big stars right now...", "Omgosh Billie Eilish is SO underrated right now tho, but like shes the only one who like, GETS it yaknow?"], "response": "Nirvana: rape meeeee 15 year olds: omg this speaks to me", "id": "reddit_36"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Accurate tbh", "Im laughing but also crying", "It's okay still love you guys. Let's have some fish&chips and a pint and wait for it to blow over... someday.", "Im game for that Or a Chinese Love me a Chinese", "Just because you're leaving the EU doesn't mean you can just go around eating the Chinese! Have some decency!", "If we leave the EU with no Deal im mad Maxing this country Fucking everyone is on the plate", "Mate, you don't need to leave the EU for that. You can just go to Australia.", "hahahah ill let Theresa May know", "We could all chip in to send her, one way obv.", "I'll throw £20 towards a leaky dingy and paddle."], "response": "Dinghy, darling. But it could be a dingy dinghy.", "id": "reddit_37"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Top lads taking down a terrorist after he killed 2 on London Bridge", "There is one crazy thing about this story, one of them is not such a top lad \"*Another man who dived in to help was convicted murderer James Ford* *Now 42, Ford was jailed for life – with a minimum of 15 years – in April 2004 for the murder of a 21-year-old with learning difficulties.* *Amanda Champion – who had the mental age of a 15-year-old – was found strangled and with her throat cut on waste ground near her home in Ashford, Kent, the previous July*.\" [<URL>](<URL>)"], "response": "Only a Daily Mail reader would be able to share such useful facts with us all ", "id": "reddit_38"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What common product has a feature you’re not sure everyone is aware of?", "To totally eliminate sunburn pain, apply apple cider vinegar. I was on a family vacation and got absolutely FRIED by the 3rd day. My sister in law wanted to spray me down with it, saying it would help, but I wouldn't let her because I thought she was trying to punk me. By the evening it hurt so bad that I'd try anything. Sprayed it on with a sprayer (like a Windex bottle) and within 5 minutes the pain was gone. I was still red, of course, but the pain was 99% gone. It was absolutely miraculous! TL;DR: Apple cider vinegar magically makes sun burn pain vanish"], "response": "I just got a bad sunburn yesterday. I'm totally trying this!!", "id": "reddit_39"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congress introduces ‘Save the Internet Act’ to overturn Ajit Pai’s disastrous net neutrality repeal and help keep the Internet 🔥", "How is Ajit Pai still in charge? EDIT: My first silver, thank you stranger! P.S it's really sad how badly broken the political system is seen to be (not a U.S citizen so i am not qualified to comment on whether it is or isn't, just an observation on general public opinion)", "He repeatedly lied to Congress, which is a felony, but if it serves partisan interests, no one cares.", "Who has the power to remove Ajit Pai from his position, or to replace him?", "Donald Trump. It is an appointed position."], "response": "Yea im sure he will get right on that!", "id": "reddit_40"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why they have to do Baker like that", "He wasn't that bad.. you are all expecting too much from a middle teir free starter QB. And I like Baker.. but he only had on game against the Bengals that was really good . . Take that game away and he has only ok stats.. and he is like 1/5 against winning teams . So he definitely isn't that great yet."], "response": "Yikes. He definitely wasn’t a top 5 QB once Hue left ", "id": "reddit_41"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["UPDATE. EA announces plans for next gen controller.", "This image is photoshopped. I'm a graphic designer and work with photoshop all day, every day. If you look closely, you can see the card is a much lower resolution than the controller if you look closely."], "response": "No they just blurred the card numbers ", "id": "reddit_42"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Deutsche Bank Staff Saw Suspicious Activity in Trump and Kushner Accounts", "How is Kushner still doing so much high-profile talks in name of the US Government? Security issues, financial issues, competence issues. It's clear as day nepotism but everyone seems ok with it."], "response": "Because the president runs the branch that could stop him and has overruled anyone who tries", "id": "reddit_43"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Fantasy Misogyny...", "Not like there's any shirtless men with unrealistic bodies in those games. Oh wait I'm sure that's the patriarchy's fault too.", "That's just power fanatasies. You misogynistic men just wish you were that buff. Women *totally* don't care about muscular or physically attractive men. "], "response": "And women *certainly* don't fantasize about being physically fit, attractive and sexy! ", "id": "reddit_44"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My friend was out riding and of course...", "OMG the dumb fuck just stops on the highway what a shit for brains!!~!", "Yea that’s a second ticket around here.", "[deleted]", "I don’t want a pickle, just wanna ride on my motorsikel.", "And I don’t want a tickle, I’d rather ride on my motorsikel."], "response": "and i dont want to die, just wanna ride my motorsigh ... cle.", "id": "reddit_45"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cop pepper sprays large group of motorcyclist passing safely on the highway. TX", "<URL> ----- Editing this comment since it seems to be at the top and this post is now front page of /r/all. This is in Fort Worth, Texas. The following post addresses Texas' relevant Move Over Law: <URL> which determines the legal requirements of vehicles coming upon an emergency stop. Basically, since not all of them could make it to the left lane, they are also legally allowed to slow 20 mph under the posted limit, which was 65 on this road. From the video and testimony from those on the ride, it's quite clear they were below that limit. The article states FWPD could not identify the officer. That is bullshit. I will not start a witchhunt, but he has been ID'd, namely by the people in the truck with the ticket, who were randomly hit with the pepper spray and have been pictured choking on it during the stop. Internal affairs is already on the task. Don't expect him to be fired right away. In fact, give the man a medal and a promotion like they already do everytime something like this happens.  As you will likely find out, there were people in this large groups who did stunts. Some people are using that to justify indiscriminately ~~pepper~~ OC macing a large group of cyclist while they operate vehicles in heavy traffic in speeds in excess of 40mph. There are comments that pregnant women unassociated with the ride were hit by the spray. Ride safe.", "\"Does not know who the officer was.\" Car # 183, how the hell can't you pick that out of a roster.", "We know who the officer is. That's just posturing on their behalf.", "At the Toronto G20 summit, some cop randomly started wailing on some poor guy walking by and eight cops caught watching on video could not recall the incident or identify the cop. This is the world we live in, anyone can just have bad luck and get randomly attacked by a cop and if there isn't video, they will get away with it.", "The scariest part is that it seems like even if there is video, they still get away with it or let off easy half the time."], "response": "Sometimes video and police reports contradict each other, so both forms of evidence end up getting tossed. Absurd.", "id": "reddit_46"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Astros stole signs electronically in 2017 — part of a much broader issue for Major League Baseball", "**Reminder:** Asking for or posting part or all of articles behind a paywall is a violation of [subreddit rules](<URL> Breaking this rule may result in a temporary or permanent suspension from the subreddit. If you have any questions about what is or is not allowed, or if this article is not paywalled, please [send us a message](<URL> *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseball) if you have any questions or concerns.*", ">The Astros did not use the same system in away games, sources said. You mean they didn't have a camera in the OF linked to a TV on the wall outside of the away team's clubhouse? Shocker haha.", "I’d be interested to see the home away splits for Houston batters when catchers were only giving one sign instead of a series of signs. Compare those to the splits of home and away for when catchers were giving a series of signs instead of just one sign.", "I mean they only lost like 16 games at home this year. Safe to say they had an insane home field advantage", "Not in the WS"], "response": "WS teams don't win at home. At least that's the way I understand it.", "id": "reddit_47"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mr. Hands over here. On a NATIONALLY televised broadcast.", "On the scale of bad decisions, this ranks pretty high.", "I think this is worse than Michael Scotts Totts"], "response": "Hey, Mr. Scott. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Make our dreams come true.", "id": "reddit_48"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I just went to Blackpool. Wtf, England?", "Damm I wish this could make it to r/all", "I'll give you the /r/all experience \"england is really going down the drain, sad to say that this is not an unusual occurence over there, I know somebody who's been to europe before and he's told my friend all about it\" \"why is this the front page??\" \"this is why you need guns, one time a gangster tried to hit me but I showed him my glock and he went running\" \"i was thinking about booking a holiday to britain but now I will consider other options\" \"Do the police just immediately turn to violence because the populace have no means of defending themselves? Hearing about stuff like this makes me really glad I live in a free country.\"", "\"No way Blackpool is a real place lol\"", "rofl"], "response": "Just glad we live on the Isle of White kind stranger, no muslamic oppression here. ", "id": "reddit_49"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Homophobic caucus goer finds out Pete is gay after committing to caucus for him", "The following re-uploads of this video are available: * [Mirror #1](<URL>#/watch/eyn5ia) (provided by /u/tuckbot) **Note:** this is a bot providing a directory service. **If you have trouble with any of the links above, please contact the user who provided them.** --- [^look ^at ^my ^programming](<URL>", "this really shows not many people do their research when deciding who to align themselves with/vote for... it's kinda scary", "I was watching an interview with 4 caucus-goers who were all voting for different candidates. They all talked about why they liked their candidates. The older women voting for Pete and Biden basically said they liked their personalities and thought they were electable. THAT's NOT A PLATFORM! EDIT: Ohgod, my inbox...", "And that's quite honestly how most people vote anyways, whether they're open about it or even aware of it. Policy has NEVER been the most important part of a candidate's electability, at least not in a god damn long while.", "I remember there was a King of the Hill episode where Hank made all this fuss about how important voting is and then almost skipped out on the election because Bush had a limp handshake lol."], "response": "And Luanne was going to vote for a communist candidate because of his red suit or something.", "id": "reddit_50"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A German circus is using Holograms instead of live animals for a cruelty-free magical experience. And its cool.", "So I'm a bit confused here...... Isn't the purpose of a circus that the animals are trained? Isn't that what makes it cool? How is this different from watching a movie? Seems like a useless circus to me.... EDIT: To clarify: This is cool, and I'm all for saving animals, just dont see this as the greatest business model", "I think it’s a well intentioned effort to maintain the educational/entertainment value without adhering to the negative aspects of how circus animals are treated.", "Unfortunately good intentions usually mean bad business", "You’re getting downvoted but honestly there’s probably not too many people who would pay to see holographic animals over the real deal", "Says you.", "Right? I would go to the holographic circus over one with real animals any day.", "You can sell me on animals that belong in North America. But elephants, and other exotic animals do not belong in such captivity. Anyone who argues against that, or Sea World keeping Killer Whales, is basically saying they are fine with keeping a dog tied to a pole with a short leash its entire life. Anyone who is okay with that has a depraved heart and a nihilistic view of the world."], "response": "“But if they didn’t abuse the whales then we would have no appreciation for conservation!!” ", "id": "reddit_51"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reaction of every reasonable player", "oh nice they're going to finally remove premium ammo! Can't wait!", "Yea its so great, cant imagine how we r gonna pen a type 5 now", "The obvious solution would be giving the Japanese and russian heavies weak spots"], "response": "But that sould hurt the realism of the game. They dont have weak spots irl too. They are perfect. ", "id": "reddit_52"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Virgil Van Dijk wins UEFA player of the year", "YES LADS! Take that leak up your arses", "We're a bit busy right now, mate", "James “Cum on my face” Pearce. Link for the newbies - <URL>", "You're doing the Lord's work. Thank you, sir/madam"], "response": "I hope that red beard ain't no madam", "id": "reddit_53"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Remember when Satoru Iwata cut his salary by 50% for 5 months due to the commercial failure of the Wii U, instead of firing people...these companies should take note.", "This isn't actually that strange, and is normal for a lot of Japanese companies. CEO's in Japan make significantly less than their American counterparts. American CEO salaries are usually 300x that of the average worker in the company. Japanese CEO salaries are closer to 15x. That info might be out of date now, last I checked Western influence was creeping in, but fundamentally Japan is still a collectivist culture regardless of Western meddling. It would be seen as shameful to take a large pay increase at the cost of the worker's overall success.", "Heck, I remember watching a documentary back in the 90s about Japanese companies and one of the CEOs was asked what advice he would give to American CEOs, and the first thing he said is that American salaries are far too high.", "Lol yeah, that's some advice that American CEOs are definitely going to take: \"lower your own salary.\"", "[deleted]", "Sounds quite likely tbh, most CEOs are meant to be ambitious people but there's a very thin line between ambitious and greedy"], "response": "That thin line is more like a bulkhead inside a ship; Very clearly defined and people take great care to step over it.", "id": "reddit_54"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"Manspreading\" has found its match in what I call \"Bagspreading\"", "She is doing it on purpose... sitting sideways with her bag there. It's easy.. just go up and ask her to move her bag. Then watch as she flips out for no reason...might throw a cat at you...", "Oh, it is totally an offensive move. She has created an environment there for herself that she is actively barricading. This type of person needs to be \"checked\" publicly for a couple of reasons. 1) to show other people that it IS ok to address social BS like this 2) show people that do this that it is not ok and it might be called out 3) seats are for asses, not purses. If she wants to play cuddle knee, cool, i might start picking my nose and wiping it on my jeans tho. ;)"], "response": "How else can she protect herself from getting raped by you? ", "id": "reddit_55"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["New trailer for The Clone Wars", "Getting up early in the morning every Saturday to watch this show is some of my fondest memories with the franchise as a whole. I am absolutely stunned that they're finally finishing the story."], "response": "Watching this then switching over to Legends of Korra. Or was it the other way around I can't remember", "id": "reddit_56"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Insane Ripper Spree", "Sigh, if I tried that, the first guy facing me would have a Locus and perfect aim", "[Yup, happened to my friend earlier](<URL>", "thats bullshit lol. the gun wasnt even in line with his body."], "response": "well a no scope doesnt hit directly in the middle", "id": "reddit_57"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The New Zealand Parliament has, for the first time, debated what action should be taken on climate change. Quite an historic debate as every single party is in agreement that not only is climate change a fact, but that we should be doing something about it. A rare sight to see in politics.", "This is another embarrassing blow to the Australian government. Thanks NZ for making us look bad."], "response": "Not as embarrassing as the wallabies last 13 years of bledisloe cup performances", "id": "reddit_58"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["the fog during my flight makes illinois seem like it hasn’t rendered", "This is almost timed perfectly with the legalization of recreational marijuana, though that doesn’t start until next week."], "response": "Is that all you think about? Marijuana? ", "id": "reddit_59"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congress explained.", "Analogies with aspects of family life provide little insight into the optimal level of debt a nation should hold.", "I really, really wish I lived in a country where this point didn't have to constantly be made.", "It embarrasses the libertarian position when the comparison is made. Especially embarrassing that it gets 3000+ net upvotes on this subreddit.", "\"government should be run like a business\" is another one.", "Might be one of the dumbest lines I hear a lot of people say. Umm, how about we run the government ***like a government?***"], "response": "No way. Private enterprise always leads to ideal outcomes. It's why every single business on yelp has 5-star reviews. ", "id": "reddit_60"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["3/2 Alphelios vs Full HP enemy team", "All 5 overextended. Any farther than the Nexus turrets is trolling."], "response": "Bruh, AP Malphite does literally the same thing. ", "id": "reddit_61"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This lad went under the tarp and army crawled for 50 feet to recover the first home run ever hit by the Red Sox outside of North America", "First home run ever hit by the Red Sox in Europe. Brandon Moss homered in Japan in 2008.", "Damn. Now it's useless and he has to throw it back.", "It's not nice to throw Brandon moss around like that", "Moss always lands on the north side of the rock. He’ll be fine."], "response": "But what if the rock is filming a movie at the North Pole?", "id": "reddit_62"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Nerfing of Isaac:After AfterBirth", "Fuck, was waiting to unlock the holy mantle for the lost before tackling hush/mega satan...was really going to rely on the stopwatch for hush, now I'm fucked.", "If you can get a good amount of orbitals and/or BFF, the Hush can't touch you."], "response": "Yeah but in the next update orbitals are going to be nerfed to only have a 5% chance to block shots ", "id": "reddit_63"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Emojis shouldnt be used for affirmation.", "There's a special HuffPo for women huh. Guess this is the caliber of journalism they aim for.", "[deleted]"], "response": "Do you even hear yourself? Men have the *patriarchy.* We don't need any tabloids or cancer outlets. Everything is already ours. ", "id": "reddit_64"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just a post Mom", "DAMN! His mom is cool.", "Mom is sick of his shit lol", "well, if he regularly posts things like this on Facebook, which he likely does, I think a lot of people are sick of his shit.", "Except for Redditors, who are entertained haha.", "*Turns out OP is his mom!* ^^^I ^^^don't ^^^actually ^^^know ^^^just ^^^fyi."], "response": ">^^^I ^^^don't ^^^actually ^^^know ^^^just ^^^fyi. Well good thing you cleared that up. I assumed you were an expert for a moment there.", "id": "reddit_65"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Postgame Thread Arizona State Defeats Oregon 31-28", "I can't decide if ESPN is sad that their 6v7 matchup is ruined or happy that they don't have to pretend to care about the Pac 12 anymore lol", "They can now just push more SEC teams into the playoff. Especially after Alabama's big win over WCU"], "response": "I'd be fine with LSU, Alabama, Georgia, Florida in the CFP. I don't see anything wrong with that. #itjustmeansmore ", "id": "reddit_66"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["IDEA Petition to bring back the miniature storages on top of the Clan Castle to gauge how full your treasury is", "wow I forgot about this. My favorite part of this sub is all the nostalgia. I discovered this game at a very exciting time in my life like 6 years ago and so much has changed since then", "Remember tapping each individual barracks to train troops? How about when we could only upgrade walls with gold?", "I miss sniping dark elixir storage with lightning"], "response": "I miss having to touch each collector individually to collect loot ", "id": "reddit_67"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Im going to cancel Netflix and negotiate with each film producer separately, to get the best deal for me and my family #Brexit", "How many attacks has your nation had in the last 6 months? The UK is not the UK anymore."], "response": "Ah yes, back to the good old days of the Provisional IRA. ", "id": "reddit_68"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dying Before April: My Endgame", "Are you @alexand63802267 on Twitter? Just want to make sure.", "Yep", "Great. Godspeed my friend!", "Absolutely crazy how the community came together for a good cause and we managed to make it happen in a short amount of time, hopefully people like OP can receive better help as new discoveries and advances in technology go along.", "Congrats! Hope you enjoy it!"], "response": "Congratulations man, I hope it’s everything you want it to be and I wish you well. Enjoy it!", "id": "reddit_69"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Yasiel Puig has officially become a US citizen!", "bring me your tired, your poor, your batshit crazy outfielders"], "response": "Yo I’m happy for him, but that dude can go back to the NL, like, right now.", "id": "reddit_70"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["i did it!!! 0% ALL SAVES!!!!!", "Can you make an online guide on how to accomplish this feat?", "press play on steam"], "response": "revolutionary speedrun tactic. this will change the entire community for forever", "id": "reddit_71"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Donald trump suggests he wants US law to limit free speech in wake of publication of explosive new book", "Where are your pocket Constitutions now, you Tea Party fucks?", "[removed]"], "response": "The founding fathers had a much more nuanced vision of free speech than any of you libcucktards could possibly understand. ", "id": "reddit_72"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Turkish reporter realising hes talking to a mushroom instead of microphone is the best thing Ive watched this week", "Fun fact: it's not a mushroom but an old wooden mallet (600 years old according to the reporter). See [here](<URL> for the full video in Turkish.", "I was wondering what kind of mushroom doesn't fall apart when it gets swung around like that. Thanks for clearing that up."], "response": "Too late we've already chosen our reality. Also mushroom makes it seem even funnier.", "id": "reddit_73"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Pelissero The NFL has suspended Myles Garrett indefinitely.", "That game could not have gone better for the Ravens"], "response": "When we joke around saying, \"I root for the meteor when our division rivals play!\" This is what we mean.", "id": "reddit_74"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mesut Özil and his fiancé will celebrate their upcoming marriage by covering the expenses for the surgeries of over 1000 kids in need", "Please note: He said \"all over the world\". Almost everyone's insured in Germany. I have know people who tried to get out of this system, but it's really hard not to be insured here in German and most people are very glad about this."], "response": "Health insurance for everyone, sounds like communism to me ", "id": "reddit_75"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men", "*A company trying to recover from allegations of rampant sexism might reasonably think that hiring a female chief executive would help it restore credibility with customers and – perhaps more importantly – with potential employees in a tight marketplace for talent.* *But what if no women wanted the job?* *That looks to be the case for Uber, the troubled ride-hailing company trying to replace deposed chief executive Travis Kalanick after a reign defined by highflying growth and a toxic brand of corporate machismo. In the wake of Kalanick’s departure, a number of A-list female executives have made it clear they are not interested in the role.*", "[deleted]"], "response": "You mean hiring someone almost entirely solely based on their gender is sexist? Color me shocked... ", "id": "reddit_76"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sebastian Vettel takes Pole Position at the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix!", "Would've been nice to see some of his lap on the live broadcast instead of Bottas's awful lap!"], "response": "But how do we know Mercedes races in Formula 1 if we don't have the camera on them 100% of the time. ", "id": "reddit_77"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I CRACKED THE CODE GUYS, FOR REAL.", "The image is 109 x 109 pixels by the way ;)", "dammit edmund"], "response": "You think Pitchfork Emporium has a branch of Tinfoil Hat Emporium? We could probably get a bulk discount.", "id": "reddit_78"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Man wakes up after sleeping for 3 hours on stream to find he has 200 viewers", "If you open the link in a new tab you can see the chat reaction", "That was the best part! Idk why this video made me smile so hard"], "response": "His smirk is very wholesome for some reason.", "id": "reddit_79"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kentucky Democrats sell Moscow Mitch gear after McConnell blocks election security bills", "Hey Kentucky voters, how can we help?", "[deleted]", "Link to donate?", "[deleted]", "This might be useful too (and it's only volunteering so it should be 'kosher'): <URL>"], "response": "Yup, easy to find the donate link. Just chipped in 40 for the cause.", "id": "reddit_80"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CensorshipYoutube cuts ad revenue for Phillip Defranco for posting Annaliese Nielsen video", "[deleted]", "Yeah. They changed their terms of service today to disallow any controversial or sensitive subjects."], "response": "Web 3.0. Sanitary enough for advertisers, because we all miss that from cable television! ", "id": "reddit_81"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Police warn they may use live ammo on protesters in Hong Kong", "Well this warning came in a little too late didn’t it?", "Its probably a confused time traveling news agency", "For the first time, I completely understand why America doesn’t want to let go of their guns and I agree with it. :(", "That's basically the original point of the 2nd Amendment, that you'd never lack the ability to defend yourself against an occupying power 🙄🙄, so many replies all of a sudden", "Right. Without a means of being able to defend yourself and your rights, none of the other amendments really matter.", "Eh, freedom of speech and press are on par, without them you cant organize the resistance. Those three all rely on eachother."], "response": "Even if that occupying power was the power you elected into control. Our constitution was made to control the law, not the other way around.", "id": "reddit_82"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["So I drew the Ts as kids", "I bet that kid used his parents' credit card to get the Karambit smh E: My first gold. Thank you kind stranger", "Or it's just a cardboard cutout of one.", "I feel like one of them should have one of those flip-out hair combs."], "response": "I want one of those flip out hair combs in cs Or maybe even one of those flip out straight razors that barbers use", "id": "reddit_83"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Put Patch Notes IN THE ACTUAL GAME", "I'm not sure why this isn't a thing. It's not like it would be hard.", "Cut to a few months later and the patch notes are pervading our home screens and breaking friend/clan functionality. Doesn't get fixed until next year."], "response": "The way things have been going, that's the likely outcome", "id": "reddit_84"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Recent Rape case involving MLA of Unnao", "We are busy building statues, we don't have time for these petty rape cases "], "response": "Foot massaging and showering flowers on kanwariyas ", "id": "reddit_85"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Having a girlfriend is cheating! ", "Reminds me of when 2 guys at a tournament were playing and the dudes controller disconnected and the other guy paused to let him plug it back in, then the 1st guy said that he should SD because in the rules, pausing means you lost a stock."], "response": "Wow, that's a prime example of unsportsmanly conduct if ever I've heard one. Edit: it's 'unsportsmanlike', not 'unsportsmanly', my goof.", "id": "reddit_86"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Blizzard is trying to hide this clip. Do your part in making sure they fail.", "The Diablo Immortal trailer on YouTube currently has 7k likes and 234k dislikes. URL", "This is the second time they posted the trailer too right? Like, they deleted the first one to hide the ratio, and when they posted it again, it got even worse.", "There's already at least 3 for Europe alone. Someone on the Blizzard Diablo 3 forums has been keeping track. URL"], "response": "Wasn’t his post deleted and his account banned?! ", "id": "reddit_87"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["UPDATE. EA announces plans for next gen controller.", "Inserting the card gives players a sense of accomplishment.", "You even get a trophy for it. Then one trophy for first DLC bought. And to get platinum you have to buy all the DLC."], "response": "Achievement Unlocked! Paying extra for convenience and access to convenience! +5 Gamerscore! ", "id": "reddit_88"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Request$10,000 offer iOS 12.1 Jailbreak within the next 48 hours", "I would do a lot of things for a JB right now, but I don't know if I would pay 10k. Good luck though!"], "response": "“I ain’t gay, but a jailbreak is a jailbreak”  -I’m gay before anyone jumps down my throat 😂", "id": "reddit_89"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Iran says it unintentionally shot down Ukrainian jetliner", "Should’ve admitted this immediately after they shot it down", "They were hoping that they could have plausible deniability but then somebody released footage of the plane being hit by a missile and the evidence became undeniable.", "I’m more than a little concerned about the safety of the people who filmed those videos.", "True that. Remember those pictures of the missile nose cone that people were sharing? There were a couple of times I linked to some Iranian twitter accounts that were sharing them, only to find the accounts had been deactivated some time later. This isn't to mention the fate of the guy who actually made the mistake of shooting down the airliner. Things can't be going well for *him* right now.", "A common misconception going around Reddit is the idea where only 1 guy decides to execute a missile launch. On the contrary, there's a chain of command and at least 10+ people, possibly including some of their generals, approved the launch. The one feeding the misinformation could still be held liable but hey, there's that.", "Right, which makes the whole situation that much more absurd. On top of the fact that this AA site was only 10 km away from the largest international airport in the country...like imagine setting up an AA site in Brooklyn and targeting every jet that takes off from JFK. And the fact that they thought a giant, slow moving 737 in any way resembled a US missile or attack jet. The layers of stupidity are unbelievable."], "response": "At least they’re demonstrating the excellence of their military to the rest of the world ", "id": "reddit_90"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Football PerspectiveThe Dolphins have tanked this season, and while its been a lost year for Miami fans, it will all be worth it if they can find a franchise QB in the Draft. If they can get a QB as good as the Titans have, Miami will be in good shape for a long time.", "Plenty of guys have turned it on for a season, got paid, and went back to normal. Dolphins could be having the last laugh this time next year.", "The ol' Fitzpatrick special. He is the Kramer of the NFL. He always falls assbackward into a starting role. Then he plays phenomenally, gets a huge payday, then does terrible and gets cut or benched, process starts over again the next season.", "Fitz has the best career of any NFL player.", "Counter argument: Matt Flynn. He made over $19mil for his career and took less than 500 snaps (almost 400 coming in one season)", "Ryan Griffin has been on a roster for 5 years. He finally played a couple snaps on Sunday against the Colts. Those were the first snaps of his career"], "response": "Well duh he was a tight end for the Texans before replacing Sam darnold last week… ", "id": "reddit_91"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Getting that perfect headshot", "Manual shutter release, single shot. Thats truly impressive work 😲", "That is. I would have to take a video and hope a good frame is on there.", "a video? oh no.. you can't get a frame with that quality out of a video. Maybe in some years from now, but not now..", "I think he just meant like a burst of shots in quick succession.", "Soooo... a video? "], "response": "I love how you put an  tag and people are still correcting you", "id": "reddit_92"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How Hong Kong protestors deal with tear gas", "Unfortunately we are probably going to see how the protesters deal with tanks and bullets too."], "response": "No that will never happen, just like Tiananmen Square didn't happen ", "id": "reddit_93"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Man wins $390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for", ">Franzmayr, whose application was rated 0.25 percent higher than Zechner's, sued for gender discrimination They broke the first rule of identity politics: *never make a falsifiable statement*. In this case, they quantified competence. Doing so allowed candidates to compare each others' results whereas they might have wiggled out if they had opted for an additional final interview useful for conjuring up untestable reasons for rejection.", "> rated 0.25 percent higher Am I the only one that thinks this is pretty much a negligible difference? I feel like there are many other qualities that that number doesn't represent and are hard to grasp in a number. If their conclusion was \"this guy is great but we really need a number\" I'd agree with the judge, but if they went \"these two people are almost just as good, but that guy gives me wrong vibes I don't really want him in my team, let's hire the nice lady\" I don't think that is discrimination.", "It was literally said that the woman got the job because there were not enough women there...", "Well, my friend didn't get the job in our national bank because exactly opposite. He was the best candidate, but the department was \"all ladies\", so the boss said \"man would disturb the working environment\".", "That's discrimination.", "He should sue for $390000", "Why are dollars used in your post and not euros?"], "response": "Duh, you can only sue in american dollars! ", "id": "reddit_94"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Shout out to Bitwit for the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen! URL", "The 1660 ti really is a great mid tier card if you’re limited to 1080p gaming like me and can get it for under 250. That kid is pretty lucky he ran into him", "Vega 56 tho", "Eh. Too pricy for anything short of 1080p 160hz or more, bad value proposition for 1080p 144 or lower. Edit: as multiple people have pointed out to me, it seems Vega 56 prices are down a ton from 3 months ago, I retract my statement!", "It rivals the RTX 2060 in performance when its 100 dollars cheaper. Just rip raytracing I guess", "oh no raytracing! imagine all the games you'd miss out on! All 6 of them."], "response": "But... But do you want to have lived your life, withoit seeing a raytraced frame? ", "id": "reddit_95"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Young mother was arrested in Texas over small amount of weed and then raped by a guard while in jail.", "The most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it..."], "response": "It sounds like the most dangerous thing about weed is being a gateway to being raped. Sadly this is not  anymore folks.", "id": "reddit_96"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["r/news locks thread about orlando night club shooting (20+ killed) when live FBI/Police interview reveals strong possibility of terrorist attack/extremist link, shooter had bomb vest, explosive devices and is not from the area/may be of middle eastern appearance etc.", "So, this is it, social justice? A terrorist murders people at a gay club and you're on the terrorist's side? I guess I knew that was inevitable with progressive stack but it's still sickening and insane to see happen."], "response": "Most probably those were pure MRA PUA consevative gays and they've supported trump so it's A-ok. ", "id": "reddit_97"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sen. Rand Paul on the new senate spending bill: \"If you were against President Obamas deficits, and now youre for the Republican deficits, isnt that the very definition of hypocrisy?\"", "Let's read the book \"Don't buy shit you can't afford!\""], "response": "\"Why not? My kid's kids will be the one paying it off!\"", "id": "reddit_98"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["These three ceiling fans run off of one motor", "This was the original design for ceiling fans. At one time, they all worked this way.", "And grampa had to sit in the corner peddlin'", "Want some air movement? That's a peddlin'."], "response": "A cool breeze on a hot day? Thats a peddlin'.", "id": "reddit_99"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["On Sept. 10th, 2001 Donald Rumsfeld admitted that the Pentagon couldnt account for $2.3 trillion dollars. Then 9/11 happened and everyone forgot.", "The headline is a little misleading. The linked report alleges that the pentagon has been unable to account for around a quarter of its spending for a period of, at the very least, some years. The headline implies that the loss of $2.3 trillion dollars was an unusual, singular event that was in some way connected to 9/11.", "You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?", "You don't actually think hijacking 4 planes and crashing them into stuff costs 2.3 trillion dollars, do you?", "They probably had to pay to keep a few prostitutes silent about it after spilling to them. We can learn a lot from Frisky Dingo.", "They can't have some blabbity-mouth hooker running around with their secret. That's the *first* thing they teach you.", "Pray tell, what's the second?", "That they simply have a 95 lb problem on their hands. 95 lbs they have to move from point A to point B"], "response": "Shouldn't be too hard. Fold it up and putit in your wallet! ", "id": "reddit_100"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["FCC Plan To Use Thanksgiving To Hide Its Attack On Net Neutrality Vastly Underestimates The Looming Backlash", "[deleted]", "They're trying to make it 1992 again.", "\"Make America 1992 Again!\"", "Back in the day, we used vacuum tubes Made In America (tm), and that's the way we liked our computers: warm and with lots of blinking lights, with none of these new-fangled \"integrated\" chips. Nice, segregated, discrete electronics, the way God intended. If you thought there was a bug in the system it was because there probably *was* an actual bug in the system shorting things out. Real computing for real men that could pull a hot vacuum tube out of the socket with their bare hands. Et cetera. If you wanted a \"computer network\", you had to call up another computer on the phone and electrically link them together, not this crazy TCP/IP stuff with optical fibre. Turn the clock back to the 1960s, at least. \"Make Electronics Great Again.\" ", "Micro chips are for sissies, lets make chips YUUUUGE."], "response": "Never thought I'd see such open shilling for Big Silicon on Reddit, smh", "id": "reddit_101"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders Calls Saudi Arabias Response To Canada Outrageous. He called Canadas criticisms \"entirely legitimate.\"", "Well, partially legitimate. They'll be entirely legitimate when we stop selling them arms.", "[deleted]", "We only get approx 9% of our oil from them... you’d think we could find a way to source that from somewhere else.", "Somewhere like... Canada?", "Once we're able to transport it from west to east, if we ever have the political will for it. In the short term I'd be fine with buying more from the States, maybe even swing it as a concession to Trumps trade war. Any way we do it, let's stop buying from the Saudis, even with their tantrum they didn't want to stop selling it to us."], "response": "Political will is the key alright. Would've been nice to be able to tell Saudi to stuff their oil", "id": "reddit_102"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I have a STEM PhD. And I earn six figures.", "A PhD in *all* STEM fields?"], "response": "See this is my question! Who doesn’t just say their field(s) of study?", "id": "reddit_103"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Classic EA", "I'm sure this will be thoroughly explained during their AMA on Wednesday. Which reminds me, gotta get some popcorn.", "Remember to sort for \"Controversial\" instead of top so EAs answers even show up.", "Would they even show up then? Reddit should add a sort by bottom option just for that thread."], "response": "Think I read recently that there's a new sorting option used in /r/iama that prioritizes showing comments answered by the OP regardless of score.", "id": "reddit_104"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion Nostalgia alert. I just found my old iPhone 1st Generation from over 10 years ago. Still boots, jailbroken with installer & Cydia! Full album in comments.", "Ohhhh baby, a whole 8 gigs!", "That’s half of my 6s Plus! System files take up 10gb out of 16 lmao"], "response": "I’m so glad Apple got rid of the 16GB base; 32 is actually usable lol", "id": "reddit_105"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off Punk", "<URL> If you haven't seen the movie Green Room, check it out."], "response": "So good, that scene where he sticks his hand out. Christ", "id": "reddit_106"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Steve Jobs, Apple CEO, has died.", "Well, there goes the protest coverage."], "response": "god damn billionaires!! it's not always about you! ", "id": "reddit_107"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is how I handle a creepy PM", "IM GOING TO DO THIS AND I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD", "GO FORTH MY CHILD MAKE ME PROUD.", "WE HAVE NO NEED OF THINE FLAIL", "JUST MISGUIDED FLAME QUIVERING AT ASH"], "response": "how the heck did dark souls hijack this? I only recognized the line because I fought friede last night", "id": "reddit_108"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.", "I feel attacked right now. Who let you into my house?", "We are all in each other’s houses :( we’ve all been there", "ಠ_ಠ"], "response": "How'd you get in here? What is this, a crossover episode?", "id": "reddit_109"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My husband entered his first art competition and won second place in peoples choice, Im so very proud!", "He looks like he gives great hugs.", "The very best!", "Faith in your manatee restored!", "Faith in HuManatee restored! FTFY", "[deleted]"], "response": "Tell him a that is great drawing. I'm trying to get my motivation to draw back and I think he has inspired me.", "id": "reddit_110"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Remilia (Maria Creveling, ex Misfits and Renegades player) has passed away", "She was playing with qt last month on Twitch rivals, RIP", "they were so funny together, man this sucks.", "Twitch rivals group stage was splitted into two days and I just watched QT on one day. Remilia didn't sound happy during the games at all, she mentioned that she had to win games for the prize money to pay her medication, it was very rough to hear that, QT and Remi went 0-3 that day. Also she mentioned that she had no friends / family and QT tried to cheer her up by saying that their whole team was family. I wish someone could have helped her out.", ">she mentioned that she had to win games for the prize money to pay her medication What a shitty country", "Healthcare is a human right"], "response": "Nah I don’t wanna pay a portion of my earnings to save someone’s life. Screw those commies ", "id": "reddit_111"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["AOC quotes the bible after Sarah Sanders tells her to leave climate change to God: ‘God says to serve and protect creation’", "Bammm, roasted Huckabee. ​ I mean really, Christian Conservatives should WANT to protect the earth if god made it.. but no, it seems like they don't get that.", "I went to a conservative Christian school in the 90s. We celebrated Earth Day. The Earth was God’s gift to us so we should be good stewards of that gift and not recklessly destroy it. They weren’t at Green Peace level but practical things like recycling, conserving water, biking to school if you can were recommended. Now wanting clean drinking water is a political statement."], "response": "Are you saying everyone deserves clean water!? Sounds like FILTHY FUCKING COMMUNISM ", "id": "reddit_112"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We’re back. Here’s your Terminator: Dark Fate trailer that doesn’t give the movie away.", "[Youtube link](<URL>", "Can we expect to see you really throwing yourself into the action of this one?", "Let’s just say that during my shoot, the shares of Advil went through the roof.", "You still look like you can beat the Predator in CQC, sir! What's your weekly workout routine like?"], "response": "Darn that makes me want another predator movie with real writers and a director who doesent want to parody his own material.", "id": "reddit_113"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Last Fallout 76 player officially deemed the loneliest person on earth", "Source is <URL> Cheers /u/0xnull Author is /u/Zwiezenz"], "response": "\"...I am alone now, truly alone, and absolutely isolated from any known life. I am it\" - Michael Collins, astronaut.", "id": "reddit_114"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders hitting a single at Iowa’s Field of Dreams!", "Man, are juiced at all levels this year", "Whose are juiced?"], "response": "I can tell you whose *aren't* if that helps narrow it down.", "id": "reddit_115"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A scathing new Pentagon report blames trump for the return of ISIS in Syria and Iraq", "It's almost as if trump doesn't know what he's doing at all", "It's almost as if as if his big donors want a war. See Erik Prince."], "response": "But why would they want that? It's not like there is profit in war or something. ", "id": "reddit_116"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion The hypocrisy of this subreddit", "I completely agree. All you hear is \"price sheets shouldn't exist\". Then people offer an \"overpay\" and people are like \"You know that *said item* is more than *other item*, so you shouldn't be offering that\". Figure yourselves out guys.", "the price sheet should be in your head and obviously it should be the same for everybody, duh"], "response": "ITT: 15 year olds argue over virtual game item economics.", "id": "reddit_117"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Snowing at sea", "i remember once i was on one of the tiny islands of the Aran Islands in the West of Ireland. Our guide told us when it snows, it never sticks because of the amount of salt from the sea water constantly washing up on the island, the snow melts instantly when it lands. Duno how true that is but it sounds plausible and i found it interesting at the time", "Snow hardly ever sticks in my part of Ireland too, but that's usually due to the copious, near constant rain. We're a beautiful, green country, but that comes at a terrible price.", "I'd love to live somewhere rainy like that so long as there wasn't cold winters!", "So Ireland? Our winters are very mild, especially this year."], "response": "Sounds nice. How's the beer?  But for real though how's that immigration policy?", "id": "reddit_118"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Donald trump is an Idiot, Bernie Sanders Tweets on Saturday Afternoon", "[deleted]", "Must be those pesky Chinese and their Climate Change Hoax, stealing our shorelines again!", "I mean you can see Russia from Alaska, we should really be checking there first, I suspect they’re siphoning the beaches somehow.", "Nope Russian is great and doesn't have anything to do with election interference I asked them.", "Fuck, well *thats* reassuring. Let’s make sure to cut funding to voting protection, won’t be needing that."], "response": "Good thing we have a National holiday to go vote. ", "id": "reddit_119"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chaos and bloodshed in Hong Kong district as hundreds of masked men assault protesters, journalists, residents.", "[Video](<URL>) shows a pair of patrolling police officers walked away just before the mayhem starts. 999 emergency line operators allegedly hung up on citizens who sought help. Riot police only arrived right after the armed thugs left. Edit: To all who questioned the context of the video and validity of emergency line operators hanging up, please READ the article first. You \"don't see any mayhem\" because like I said, it didn't start until there was no police presence. There are multiple videos within the article link if you so want to watch crooks dressed in white beating up innocent people.", "The thugs are probably other cops.", "Of course, who in Hong Kong actually wants to be more legally integrated to China?"], "response": "Clearly, the thugs in Hong Kong do. Why wouldn't they want to be deported to china and stripped for parts? ", "id": "reddit_120"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["PSG 1-3 Manchester United - Rashford 90+ (PK) (3-3 agg.)", "there is a god but he definitely hates PSG", "And Buffon.", "He's got a WC, he's fine", "He won a penalty shootout in a WC final IIRC. That is probably the greatest thing a goal keeper can achieve.", "He also had a front row seat for the greatest headbutt of all time."], "response": "And now that he's at PSG, one of the greatest buttheads of all time! ", "id": "reddit_121"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["FTC Says Warranty Void If Removed Stickers Are Bullshit, Warns Manufacturers Theyre Breaking the Law", "Whoever reported this for editorializing, that is literally the title of the article. Please stop spamming reports simply because you disagree with the article.", "I wish Canada could get in on some of this action. I used Samsung's online chat once, to ask a question about my Samsung Chromebook...I had to put the serial number in to get to the chat, and as soon as they saw my serial number and heard I was Canadian they **voided my warranty** because I bought it from Amazon US, and **they're not an authorized Samsung retailer for Canadian residents**! Warranty seems pointless these days, it's just a checklist of how they will screw you.", "[deleted]", "[deleted]", "This is completely fucked, what do you even do in this instance"], "response": "Sue the retailer, that's who the contract's with", "id": "reddit_122"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ohio State sued after trying to stop sports network from using letter O in logo", "Christ no wonder everyone hates us.", "That, the whole “the” thing, that waste of oxygen buckeye guy, and more.", "Hey even us Buckeye fans hate Buck-I-Guy. Edit:spelling", "He's a customer of mine, not gonna specify for what, but he is very full of himself. acts as though we should be thrilled to have him as a costumer and should get special treatment. 0/10 do not reccomend.", "Found the coke dealer ", "I was gonna say \"escort\"."], "response": "Phft THE Buck I Guy wouldn't have to pay for sex. They pay him ", "id": "reddit_123"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If this post reaches 2000 upskys. this subreddit will become a Mr Robot sub in support of Hello Games binge", "\"I admit that I was there in the beginning for drama\"...thanks for confirming my suspicions Barky. You are indeed, a perfect mod for this place. Can this be classed as self-advertising if you're linking to your own YouTube channel?", "Uh, Barky didn't make this post.", "I know \"he\" didn't, but you obviously talked about it right, got his approval?"], "response": "They had to get Sean's approval first. ", "id": "reddit_124"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Judge orders White House to return Jim Acostas press pass", "Posting this here for visibility and for those who want to learn about the legal precedent that this ruling was based on. Judge Kelly (a Trump appointee, not that it *should* matter) is bound by precedent set in the Sherill case which you can read here. His ruling will make much more sense after you read it: <URL> **Sherill TLDR**: In order to revoke a pass, The White House must follow the process requirements set forth in the Sherill case/Administrative Procedure Act **(written notice, opportunity for hearing over the matter)** The White House likely didn’t follow the process and that’s in part why the judge ruled the way he did. To be clear, my understanding is that this is just a temporary restoration of Acosta’s pass. P.S. I’m not a lawyer and I only know this because I was literally in the courtroom on Wednesday to listen to the arguments. Shoutout to my new buddy R, who I met at the courthouse and who helped me understand a lot of this. P.P.S: There are actually two matters at hand here. First, the legality of the process by which Acosta’s hard pass was revoked. (This is what is being discussed currently) Second is whether Acosta’s first amendment rights were violated, (That may come later in a separate lawsuit as far as I can tell) P.P.P.S For what’s it worth, I think there is a good chance that they will settle much of the rest of this out of court. It is my belief that a settlement is in the WH’s best interest to avoid further motions/decisions against them."], "response": "… and this had to happen before any first amendment issue could be considered. I hope people see this.", "id": "reddit_125"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Four year old returned to abusive mother", "Why is he being returned to his abusive mother, doesn’t make sense to me", "From the blog it looks like the father moved out of the state that the custody order was created in which may have been a violation. A parent who gets into trouble like the mother did can work to regain custody through therapy, removing themselves from the situation thanks caused them to lose custody, and getting a better lawyer. If mom has been working to improve her situation and the court thinks all is well and dad violated the order by moving without the proper process this kind of thing can happen."], "response": "It's always nice to see my town making the news. ", "id": "reddit_126"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The effect of Measles on a healthy 45 year old that wasnt vaccinated in Auckland.", "this is genuinely so upsetting given how preventable this individual's suffering could have been. I received my first MMR vaccine this year (age 22). However, I am one of the rare individuals who is allergic to everything and went into anaphylactic shock and required a load of adrenaline etc upon receiving it - this is **RARE**. I wasn't allowed to get my booster, so, it me off that people are willingly choosing not to get immunised at the expense of people like me who still may be at risk. SMH."], "response": "With one you're still 95% safe I think so that's something", "id": "reddit_127"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Google announces Android 5.0 Lollipop", "\"New handy controls like **flashlight**, hotspot, **screen rotation** and cast screen controls\". Finally.", "I hope that you can customise which ones appear, not holding my breath but it would be great."], "response": "There were runours of just that, after parts of the code 'leaked'.", "id": "reddit_128"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jeffrey Epsteins autopsy more consistent with homicidal strangulation than suicide, Dr. Michael Baden reveals", "[removed]", "Such a good man. I’m so sad that he died next Tuesday. Gone too soon indeed.", "remindme! 6 days.", "Remindme! 7 days.", "Geez this is dark"], "response": "if it makes you feel any better the next terraria pc update is planned for tuesday", "id": "reddit_129"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["History professor teaches about the first man in space.", "Dude was handsome af", "Apparently that’s one of the main reasons according to soviet officials why they asked him to be the first man in space. They knew his face was going to be everywhere afterwards."], "response": "Typical, the uglos do all the work and the prettyboy gets the credit. ", "id": "reddit_130"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Graziano The Chiefs have released Kareem Hunt.", "We'll try it out. Enjoy.", "So he definitely lied to the chiefs right?", "Chiefs put out a statement saying he lied to them."], "response": "but do they have a video of it", "id": "reddit_131"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Conor’s recent announcement", "Oh boy. Here we go again", "I hope Dana is as tired of this as we are.", "He has no one to replace him with so he can’t afford to be tired."], "response": ">no one to replace him >literally have olympic gold medalist Henry Cejudo on the roster wake up, man ", "id": "reddit_132"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Black bro gets what equality is actually about", "Where White People Meet sounds like a Jeopardy clue. What is Chick-Fil-A, Alex?", "[deleted]"], "response": "I'm sorry but you're both wrong. The real answer is, \"what is Panera Bread?\"", "id": "reddit_133"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thailand cave rescue: All 12 boys, coach freed, latest updates", "What awesome news and great efforts from everyone around the world. Take a moment to remember the Thai SEAL, Saman Kunan, who gave his life for this mission.", "I would expect a shrine in his honor will be built near the cave.", "That area of Thailand is really poor. I hope they build a few schools in his honor too.", "For the kids. That's what would honor his memory the best.", "One positive about all the media attention is that these kids will actually receive the medical and psychological care they need.", "If this worldwide media attention doesn't mean it follows through, then nothing will.", "The 2010 Chilean miners had worldwide media attention. Most suffer from severe PTSD now and none were compensated for their ordeal. I'm hoping this outcome is different."], "response": "Children are more emotive to the public. And they are resilient. I have high hopes for them. Men don't have emotions, remember? ", "id": "reddit_134"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["One of my teachers has a D.Va wrap on their entire car. I don’t know the teacher though. Sorry I had to blur their plates through Snapchat.", "Why do some heroes like dva have such loyal followers? Like I’ve never seen anyone wearing a road hog shirt.", "DVa has more easily accessible merchandise. Most \"geek trend\" stores have something in them. Plus it's also a safe play when in public. Fewer trolls and assholes around the character. Wore Hanzo leggings once and was told \"you're a shitty player because you're a woman and play Hanzo.\" Real mature to say to a complete stranger."], "response": "Gonna wear a Sniper shirt someday to see if people maul me. I know i would. ", "id": "reddit_135"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Post Match Thread England 1 - Iceland 2", "Hodg***son*** It was an inside job boys"], "response": "roy, son of hodge has honored his fatherland by beating the scum english. ", "id": "reddit_136"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hooray to Jennifer Aniston, whos turning 50 today. May she speak her childfree mind for another 50 years!", "Why do I have to be mothering at all?? I have no problem with a societal obligation to take care of others (as in donate to charity, do volunteer work, something of that nature) but the specific obligation to be mothering? Nah, fuck that.", "I'm mothering my cat very well, m'am. She's in a good state, soft and keeps me warm at night.", "Mine's kinda bitey. I don't know where I went wrong!", "My kitty farts on me, I know I failed him."], "response": "Those are love farts. You failed no one.", "id": "reddit_137"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The 16 year old version of you just moved in and is now your new roommate. Whats the first thing you two would fight about?", "We would fight about who's actually the oldest (I'm 16)", "Well, assuming that that would be your 16th birthday version of you, you’d be older"], "response": "But what if it's my birthday today ", "id": "reddit_138"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In less than a month, net neutrality could be a thing of the past. Heroes, the internet needs you now more than ever!", "Does this effect Canada? Probably not.", "No"], "response": "Great, we're enjoying the status quo here of highest priced internet and the slowest speeds in the developed world ", "id": "reddit_139"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I hope Pokémon GO will stay around for years to come. Not because of the game, but because it demands a good battery.", "Or powerbanks will have an impressive increase on sells", "Our IT guy at work was trying to buy some charge cables for company ipads at best buy on Monday. He said they were completely sold out of chargers AND powerbanks", "Work for Best Buy. Been sold out of powerbanks all week. The main problem isn't because of the frequency of purchases, it's that powerbanks were such a low priority before this, so they were never rapidly replenished. We carried 50 different kinds at wildly variable prices, so they were like \"we'll never even sell through these!\" Then the storm fell.", "Winter is here my friend", "Charzard in the North!"], "response": "THE NORTH HAS ONLY ONE BIRD, WHOSE NAME IS ARTICUNO", "id": "reddit_140"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Police warn they may use live ammo on protesters in Hong Kong", "Well this warning came in a little too late didn’t it?", "Its probably a confused time traveling news agency", "For the first time, I completely understand why America doesn’t want to let go of their guns and I agree with it. :(", "That's basically the original point of the 2nd Amendment, that you'd never lack the ability to defend yourself against an occupying power 🙄🙄, so many replies all of a sudden", "Right. Without a means of being able to defend yourself and your rights, none of the other amendments really matter."], "response": "Eh, freedom of speech and press are on par, without them you cant organize the resistance. Those three all rely on eachother.", "id": "reddit_141"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Serious Americans, would you be in support of putting a law in place that government officials, such as senators and the president, go without pay during shutdowns like this while other federal employees do? Why, or why not?", "**Attention! [Serious] Tag Notice** * Jokes, puns, and off-topic comments are not permitted in **any** comment, parent or child. * Parent comments that aren't from the target group will be removed, along with their child replies. * Report comments that violate these rules. Posts that have few relevant answers within the first hour, and posts that are not appropriate for the [Serious] tag will be removed. Consider doing an AMA request instead. Thanks for your cooperation and enjoy the discussion! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AskReddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*", "At face value I would think it's a good idea, but I saw someone pointed out a rather logical reason why it wouldn't: basically the wealthier representatives could wait out the poorer ones.", "Worse yet, the representatives whose lobbyists have the bigger pockets can keep them afloat.", "The money in politics from lobbying is the issue. If we could somehow just be a democracy rather than treating politics like a business and see \"lobbying\" for what it is, someome paying to push their own agenda, we would be a step closer to being able to do this. Not as easy as it sounds though", "> see \"lobbying\" for what it is Bribery"], "response": "I just get when and how politicians have been able to hold agencies and Federal worker's hostage? Why isn't there laws to make it illegal?", "id": "reddit_142"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["People are complaining but when was the last time they donated 45$?", "The left is a bunch of unprincipled, greedy, worthless.", "The complainers were probably watching television, partying with friends, and sleeping in while Bezos was creating a business that literally changed how we buy products and consume content."], "response": "I guess that means he can evade tax with impunity? good to see your laws are universally applied ", "id": "reddit_143"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL the Japanese bullet train system is equipped with a network of sensitive seismometers. On March 11, 2011, one of the seismometers detected an 8.9 magnitude earthquake 12 seconds before it hit and sent a stop signal to 33 trains. As a result, only one bullet train derailed that day.", "This was the same earthquake that caused the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant disaster.", "Technically it was human error that caused the disaster...", "If you call just not building a high enough seawall human error, which I guess it could be considering they were warned of the possibility."], "response": "They should’ve hired trump to help them with their wall. ", "id": "reddit_144"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump sells Qatar $12 Billion of U.S. Weapons days after accusing it of funding Terrorism", ">The full arms sale, of over $20 billion, was notified in November 2016. This means it had already been authorized by congress and the executive branch, when President Obama was in office, before the Trump administration came into office. Eventually, Qatar is set to receive 36 American-made F15s. Yeah, I read the actual article...", "Im not a smart man so correct me if this doesnt warrant a \"thanks obama\"", "Depends on whether or not your approve of the deal. I guess that phrase is valid either way, it's just got some quantum sarcasm."], "response": "Why the fuck should THAT be beyond halfway down the article?", "id": "reddit_145"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Raikkonen runs over a pit mechanic", "Bring back fueling.", "1-stops are taking over so hard. They need to bring it back. Opens op so many strategic choices."], "response": "But refuelling made for boring and uninteresting races ", "id": "reddit_146"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["we are in a great debt...", "Get ready for Phase 4, it's only 3 months later", "Unless SM:FFH takes place before the events of Infinity War.", "It takes place after. It's already been confirmed.", "Even if it is it doesn't mean anything. It was confirmed that the title for A4 wasn't gonna be Endgame"], "response": "Because the title is Avengers Endgame, duh. ", "id": "reddit_147"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Those damn millennials are at it again", "This isn't funny. Not because it's perceived as offensive, but because it isn't funny"], "response": "Oh wow so minorities cant be funny now? FUCK YOU ", "id": "reddit_148"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Josh Gordon - Im Coming Home", "Fuck it, I'm starting him.", "*One of us*", "Gooble Gobble!!", "I'm a lock for the playoffs. Considering starting him and only him.", "I mean, I'd say it's kind of a move if your opponent is fighting for a playoff spot. Benching 8 players and taunting him with victory only to beat him with a single wide receiver is kind of mean."], "response": "My opponent is 2-10 (I am 10-2). Is it a move to start only Josh Gordon?", "id": "reddit_149"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Shout out to Bitwit for the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen! <URL>", "I don't know who Bitwit is, but the kind of guy who would meet a fan in public, and then turn around and do something like this made me subscribe.", "he does high end pc builds on youtube", "Not just high-end, but he also does quite a few budget oriented builds.", "and got a good looking wifey too", "Good looking AND active on the channel. She cares about him :)"], "response": "It's been fun watching her get more and more involved with the channel over the years and progressively get better at PC building as well.", "id": "reddit_150"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Highlight The Dolphins pull off the miraculous trick play from the goal line with a touchdown thrown by the punter Matt Haack to the kicker Jason Sanders", "One of the greatest trick plays ever. Holy shit.", "Punter no look flicks it to the Kicker for a TD. Glorious.", "Belichick just felt a disturbance in the force.", "BB: \"I have the weirdest boner\"", "Watch him have Forbath bomb a 40 yarder to Danny Shelton tonight", "[deleted]"], "response": "Who knows he might have been playing the wrong position his entire life. ", "id": "reddit_151"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tom Brady made a Tik Tok and it’s the best thing I’ve seen", "I find it hilarious that he coulda gotten blasted by at least one Jet and they all avoided touching him like he was a buck naked hobo with no teeth waddling down a bustling city sidewalk. Edit: who the hell is Kraft/Belichick/Brady/Wahlberg paying off? The refs’ union??", "dude's untouchble, literally, in the league. Aint no one daring to touch this dude."], "response": "They don't want to be hit with that 21K fine. Obviously...  probably", "id": "reddit_152"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#JustSendBitch 😂😂😂", "\"You can't find it on Google.\" That's often the case with bullshit that you've just made up.", "Unfortunately, [he didn't make it up](<URL>"], "response": "TIL that urban dictionary is a peer-reviewed, valid source for disease reference.", "id": "reddit_153"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Humor Theres two kinds of people...", "I've got twenty bucks that says special snow flake doesn't have OCD.", "Guarantee it's self diagnosed"], "response": "Well considering that science is a tool of the patriarchy and was born from white supremacy can you really blame her? ", "id": "reddit_154"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CDPR: Cyberpunk 2077 Has No Pre-Order Bonus So That Everyone Can Get The “Same Content”", "They really are dribbling out the damn news on this one aren't they? I swear there's been one or two articles about some 2077 'news' every day now for quite some time.", "Is CDPR doing the dribbling, or news services wanting to have a clickable article about this game every day between now and April?", "And I'd be surprised if it's not delayed further than that.", "[deleted]"], "response": "Well, I hope they at least add in English voice acting by release date.  ....I'm sorry.", "id": "reddit_155"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Emery: \"Arsenals environment is all about respect. When I was at PSG , I tried to communicate in French but people were sarcastically mocking my efforts. Here at Arsenal, I speak broken English but all I hear is complementary words for putting the efforts in and trying to speak\"", "[deleted]", "It’s because us brits are useless at other languages for the most part, so are relieved when someone else does the hard work for us."], "response": "Everyone understands English, you just got to say it S-L-O-W-L-Y and LOUDER... ", "id": "reddit_156"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Samsung pulls own ads after ditching headphone jack", "The moment those ads went up for the S9, I knew this day would come.", "[It isn't the first time either.](<URL>", "Fuck I miss removable batteries. Honestly I don't use my headphone jack much/at all. But fuck I miss removable batteries.", "I remember when Samsung made fun of Apple for putting the headphone jack on the bottom. Lol", "Bottom is by far the best placement for it.", "At this point I'll take any placement haha. Beggars can't be choosers.", "Halfway up the side.", "In the middle of the screen.", "Hovering in the space three feet to the left of the phone.", "Is that for a Bethesda made phone?"], "response": "In a little removable cable that plugs into the charging port", "id": "reddit_157"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["QP told me to put this on reddit", "Now THESE are the type of highlights that should be on the front page"], "response": "No, I'm pretty sure we all want to see more Mercys pressing Q ", "id": "reddit_158"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I dont know why I get called a Boomer. I have a gaming PC...", "does candy crush run at good fps?", "Of course, I run an Intel chip, and they have the best \"real world\" performance.", "so im new in the gaming industry, but why does \"real world performance\" matter so much? i mostly play fantasy games so im using a simulated world does that matter??", "Real world performance slides were used by Intel, after AMD slapped them around like a little sissy with their new chips. It was kind of a scandal, since Intel used laptop statistics for what is considered \"real world\" to compare against AMD's desktop parts, which often times get used for more intensive workflows.", "And here i am still on an i7 from 2010 and gtx560m on ddr2 RAM."], "response": "> ddr2 are you 90 years old?!? ", "id": "reddit_159"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Pigeon Simulator 2019", "For a second I forgot about the other simulator games. I saw this gameplay and thought “Oh this is neat. Just flying around, running into things, exploring a city. Very relaxing.” And then the fucking hotdog cart exploded.", "My first thought was, \"I better be able to shit on things.\"", "same! would also appreciate the ability to spread disease and steal people’s chips", "You don't need a game to do either of those, go live out your dreams.", "I’m now anti-vaxx and I steal Doritos, but only the small bags and only the regular corn chips. Some people think this is a horrible way to live life, I just tell them it’s a short life 🤷🏽‍♂️"], "response": "Its not really a long life if you’re anti-vaxx.", "id": "reddit_160"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Men of Reddit, what are somethings a mom should know while raising a boy?", "You will not believe how much he'll eat as a teenager."], "response": "I read this as “You will not believe how much he’ll eat as a teenager”", "id": "reddit_161"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Too real", "Hello. I am also a team that lost by double digits to Nova.", "Can we start a support group?"], "response": "You know, if you had just been more disciplined on defense, that wouldn't have happened. ", "id": "reddit_162"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Illumix is the best company on this planet", "This confirms sex is canon to FNaF.", "might put a dampener on the whole \"Michael looks pretty much exactly like William bc William reproduced via mitosis\" theory", "Yeah that also kida debunk the theory that William is god and he created all the human race so everyone and everything in the planet earth is a robot."], "response": "I want that theory to be true. *wistful sigh*", "id": "reddit_163"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["SERIOUS Would you reduce your meat consumption if lab-grown meat or meat alternatives were cheaper and tasted good? Why or why not?", "**Attention! [Serious] Tag Notice** * Jokes, puns, and off-topic comments are not permitted in **any** comment, parent or child. * Parent comments that aren't from the target group will be removed, along with their child replies. * Report comments that violate these rules. Posts that have few relevant answers within the first hour, and posts that are not appropriate for the [Serious] tag will be removed. Consider doing an AMA request instead. Thanks for your cooperation and enjoy the discussion! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AskReddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*", "Sure. If it's cheaper I'll use it wherever texture permits, especially if it means no more dealing with bones, gristle and gross tubey things.", "My childhood was ruined by those tubey things... and those weird chewable salmon bones that come in tinned salmon.", "Never had tinned salmon and now I never will.", "Fuck that noise. Get some canned salmon and make some beautiful salmon patties.", "Yeah, it's pretty good breaded and fried. I like it dipped in ketchup, others prefer tartar sauce.", "In Mississippi folks eat them for breakfast and dip in syrup. Not my particular jam-I’ll stick with eggs.", "My Mom literally made these with eggs for breakfast for me this morning because I'm sick. I asked for oatmeal.", "Do you eat with syrup? I’m an old lady who’s never had a salmon croquette.", "Yes ma'am, she insisted. I haven't had them in ages, and it was delicious.", "My grandma used to make them with mashed potatoes and creamed peas. Plop down a spoonfull of mashed potatoes, put a fried salmon patty on top, and then a ladle full of creamy peas to top it all off. Yummy. Those were the good ole days."], "response": "I just really love that you said yes ma'am. Reminds me of home in Louisiana", "id": "reddit_164"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Our group Halloween costume this year...", "I'm trick or treating as a Safety House"], "response": "I bet you get *all* the kids! ", "id": "reddit_165"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is Arnaud Beltrame, a French police officer who swapped himself for a hostage today and is now fighting for his life", "Dear regulars & visitors from /r/all. Thread is now unlocked again, if you have any complaints regarding how we handled this case please take them to [modmail](<URL> or /r/Europemeta. We've also woken up to news that Col. Arnaud Beltrame has [died of his wounds this morning](<URL> may he rest in peace. To quote a user who sent this via PM during the night (I hope he doesn't mind): >Officer Beltrame represents the best of us. His sacrifice and willingness to put himself where he did shows how we need to respond to this: With love for one another and a willingness to sacrifice for humankind that stands in contrast to their willingness to destroy. Please try to be respectful in general and mind our [subreddit rules](<URL> ______ *Previous sticky message below:* Dear visitors from /r/all: We're sorry to say but due to it being night time in Europe at this point in time (and weekend!) the moderation team that's around right now has decided to lock this thread for the night due to the amount of already increasing rule violations. It will be reopened in the morning, hopefully with good news in this case specifically. Let's all hope he pulls through. <3 Kind regards, -the mod team of /r/Europe.", "He also had the presence of mind to leave his phone lying around with an open line so his colleagues could hear what was going on inside.", "Yep. And the journalists were stupid enough to reveal this bright idea.", "Please tell me this isn't true. I know they have form, during the other supermarket terrorist incident in France they broadcast that there was people hiding in the freezers, I would have thought they learned their lesson.", "About the yesterday attack, the journalists told afterwards that bright idea. But they told it anyways, so the next crazies will now know about that trick. When I wrote my initial comment , I had indeed in mind that supermarket event in mind."], "response": "Yeah, but so will hostages. It's probably a wash.", "id": "reddit_166"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["HALO INFINITE - E3 2018 - ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER", "This is the one. EDIT: to win the karma race.", "<URL> If anyone was wondering, confirmed as a direct sequel to Halo 5... so Halo 6.", "Tbh I had hoped that they would keep the numbering up until Halo 7", "I agree. Why stop numbering now? Lol. Weird, but whatever. Still stoked."], "response": "It could be a bridge between Halo 5 and Halo 6 similar to Assassin's Creed 2,Brotherhood, Revelations.", "id": "reddit_167"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Iraqi Parliament Votes to Expel All American Troops and Submit UN Complaint Against US for Violation of Sovereignty. \"What happened was a political assassination. Iraq cannot accept this.\"", "If the chatter on social media is true, trump asked the Iraqi PM to mediate with Iran on our behalf. Soleimani traveled to Iraq for that purpose, and we killed him. That is not a good look, especially if we knew why he was there. What the actual fuck. URL This is a Washington Post reporter in Baghdad, not some rando. ETA: Here is another journalist (Atlantic, Guardian) with the same reporting: URL ETA2: And another from NPR: URL", "I love how a deep state blogger asked for a source from Jane Arraf, and she responded with essentially, \"The Iraqi PM is the source.\" EDIT: Also, holy shit!"], "response": "Iraqi PM is a deep state liberal out to get trump obviously ", "id": "reddit_168"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tesla Turns Power Back On At Childrens Hospital In Puerto Rico", "You don't see Edison doing that.", "He would electrocute Puerto Rico to demonstrate what happens when you use Tesla."], "response": "<URL> \"They'll say 'Awww, Topsy' at my auuuuuutopsy...\"", "id": "reddit_169"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Vettel taking off a Mercedes cap on a kid, replaces it with a Ferrari cap", "TIL how to steal a driver's cap."], "response": "1) Be a kid. 2) Wear a rival driver's hat 3) ... 4) Profit", "id": "reddit_170"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chinese poster for Spirited Away, to be screened for the first time in China", "This is legit one of my favorite movies ever", "Same. This and princess mononoke are probably my two favourite animated movies of all time", "the best thing about ghibli films is that no 2 people have the same top 5, and that is perfectly valid, since all the movies are amazing", "Miyazaki films, probably. But I would argue glibli as a whole are FAR less reliable. I found Whisper of the Heart to be rather forgettable and Tales from Earthsea to be actually unwatchable. I watch a lot of movies and basically always watch them from beginning to end regardless of how I feel about them in order to get a full opinion of them. But with Tales from Earthsea both me and my wife couldn’t get through more than half an hour or so; it’s just so violently boring. Half an hour in and the story didn’t even feel like it started yet, and the first 10 minutes or so was just exposition that was explained in a few seconds by another character a little later. It was so boring it made me angry. Based on those 2 movies, I tend to avoid non Miyazaki Ghibli, although I also own Pom Poko which I am yet to watch; I hope it bucks the trend"], "response": "Fuck you man, tales from earthsea is my favorite miyazaki film ", "id": "reddit_171"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Those Meddling Kids", "I just read *The Silver Eyes* last week and I actually told my husband, \"This is some Scooby-Doo garbage here.\"", "how dare you call scooby-doo garbage?"], "response": "Unfortunately, I've always hated Scooby-Doo. I won't apologize for it. ", "id": "reddit_172"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Macron wins French presidency by decisive margin over Le Pen", "Feast your eyes upon our [electoral map](<URL> !", "That's something Macron can whip out when he visits the White House.", "Yup. Get Trudeau in there too, cuz as an American, I would like nothing more than to see the international community fight back against this shitty surge of nationalist ignorance, and shady bullshit.", "Yikes, that's like some Reagan-Mondale type domination."], "response": "Yeah, except for all the social justice and tolerance !", "id": "reddit_173"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["These three ceiling fans run off of one motor", "This was the original design for ceiling fans. At one time, they all worked this way.", "And grampa had to sit in the corner peddlin'", "Want some air movement? That's a peddlin'.", "A cool breeze on a hot day? Thats a peddlin'.", "Peddlin’ the school fan? You better believe that’s a peddlin'"], "response": "Urks raid your ancestral home? That's a grudgin'.", "id": "reddit_174"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Twenty-Two Attorneys General Sue The FCC Over Net Neutrality Repeal", "It's nice to see they're actually trying to do something about it."], "response": "Yeah, imagine that.. politicians actually caring about people. Never thought I’d see the day. Next up is to get clown out of office.", "id": "reddit_175"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Josh Rosen on the attention he got for unfollowing the Cardinals: “I wonder if I unfollow Parley for the Oceans a climate change awareness group, that will bring the same kind of attention for their organization, and maybe we can save the planet.”", "Rosen roasted Steve Smith and Peter Schrager in this statement. Lol"], "response": "Better be careful! Roasting Steve Smith is a good way to wind up with a broken jaw!  ...kinda", "id": "reddit_176"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thanks Telus. Youve billed me $5 for 1kB of data that my bill shows I didnt use. Since you cant answer your phone (2h on hold today), here I am trying to reach you on Reddit.", "Contact the wireless ombudsman and in 30 days you should have a response. They reversed my charges and gave me a $50 credit for my time. URL", "What the heck? I had no idea a representative was called ”ombudsman”. It’s actually a Swedish word (and therefore probably Danish/Norwegian as well).", "Just looked it up (I am danish) it is from swedish, but is commonly used in Danish aswel... Good job svenskjävel"], "response": "> it is from swedish Which is exactly why we *don't* use that word in Finland ", "id": "reddit_177"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What are some of the most interesting 24/7 live-streaming webcams to watch from around the world?", "The NASA Livestream from the ISS (International Space Station). Technically not 24/7 because you can't see when the Space Station is on the night side of the earth (half the time, 45 minutes at a time) or when there is a loss of signal. [ISS Livestream with live map of the position of the Space Station](<URL>)"], "response": "This isnt really live. They have to edit it for round Earth propaganda. ", "id": "reddit_178"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who pile on generic YouTube comments like “Who’s watching in 2019”, why do you do this?", "To get likes, just like how people make generic reddit comments to get upvotes", "Youtube likes don't even accumulate into a total like count, unlike reddit karma", "True but I can see someone totally enjoying their little moments of YouTube comment fame", "Plus they get a notification \"X liked your comment\" - YEY, MOMMY, LOOK , BILLY LIKED MY COMMENT."], "response": "Oh they do? I only get it like every 3 months and then I notice I have 60 likes on some comment.", "id": "reddit_179"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Haynes Free agent forward Kawhi Leonard will sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.", "Wait so every reporter has no credibility Edit:Apparently only woj has crediblity. Double edit: [Posts that didn't age well](<URL>)", "Woj does. He said Clippers until the end.", "Lakers fans told me Clippers were out of the running tho?"], "response": "Why would anyone sign with the Clippers when the Lakers have so much history ", "id": "reddit_180"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"Ashley Massaro recently died. Her affidavit when she sued WWE includes her being encouraged by Vince McMahon not to report that she was drugged and raped by US military staff while on tour in Kuwait. Content warning - this is sickening reading. \"", "RVD was right to not volunteer to perform for the troops", "RVD just always seems to have a good head about him anyways."], "response": "Smoked pot though. Lock that man up and throw away the key! ", "id": "reddit_181"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Merry Christmas Y’all", "Please tell me someone shushed him though!", "You must be real fun at parties"], "response": "Shoulda put the  and yes I’m the obvious guy", "id": "reddit_182"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["heh", "I hate when i see people saying that you should put your unwanted child to be adopted rather than aborting.. as if living in a foster care is awesome and the dream of every child :T", "As if the adult woman who has to endure nine grueling months of pregnancy, carrying a child she doesn't want and possibly suffering permanent life-altering physical effects doesn't matter at all.", "Well she has to pay for having the chutzpah to be having s-e-x. For fun. The unmarried hussy. And that kid, that kid needs to pay for being born from sin. If we provide all these women with actual alternatives to motherhood, like family planning or *gasp* being childless by choice, they might start thinking they have value beyond their genitals. Can you imagine that? A bunch of uppity women with bodily autonomy?", "Sounds pretty dangerous. Letting people put themselves first and make their own choices? Picking careers? Letting them think they’re more than just incubators?? Sounds like human rights or something to me...", "Bunch of liberal bullshit"], "response": "Ok, I think I have finally found my people xD", "id": "reddit_183"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Anyone having issues with ESPN fantasy?", "\"Please ensure you have a strong internet connection\" Really ESPN you're trying to blame me for your shitty app?"], "response": "Are you holding your iPhone correctly? Problems are usually with the user, not the technology ", "id": "reddit_184"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ah yes", "Me when my $370 motherboard comes with a coaster", "My $299 asrock taichi x570 came with a fucking postcard... Wtf am I gonna do with that", "As if you're ever leaving the house after buying that bad boy", "Lot of high res redditing", "[deleted]"], "response": "oh fuck i forgot about spacedicks. thanks for the reminder...", "id": "reddit_185"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fuck CNN, having hockey in Las Vegas is a big deal.", ">fuck CNN Really you could have stopped there", "Fox news is biased against liberals. MSNBC is biased against conservatives. CNN is baised against news.", "Like Obama said, \"Jake Tapper left journalism to join CNN.\"", "\"I admire CNN's dedication to covering all angles of a story, in hopes that one of them is accurate\" was also hilarious.", "That is why they just hired Corey lewandowski as their political \" commentator\"", "Are you serious?"], "response": "Like they know jack shit about hockey anyway. Fuckin assholes.", "id": "reddit_186"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If you could eliminate a race within the year, which would it be, and why?", "This will be amusing if it hits /r/all Edit: Hi /r/all :)", "Why is that?"], "response": "He's right, I was thinking Americans, because we are just kind of a potluck of people and not one race. ", "id": "reddit_187"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["During a community event a man explains about racism that his son experiences daily. Other man responds with racism", "Theres alot of comments in support, I find that more than strange when the mans point is null. The father isnt critiquing all of america he is clearly pointing out that theres a bullying issue in the school. Kinda sad to see what kinda bottom dwellers arise when given the chance to flaunt their bigotry...", "Exactly! He wasn’t criticizing the USA; he was criticizing the bullying."], "response": "But bullying is a cherished tradition in this country, like baseball and thanksgiving. ", "id": "reddit_188"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Netflix announces series where \"sleeper cars\" race supercars for bragging rights", "No one from Detroit says \"I'm from \"DEEtroit.\" This looks like one of those shows where they take five minutes of footage and turn it into a 90 minute special.", "Yep, a few minutes of racing and the rest of the show is contrived drama, no thanks."], "response": "I'm always amazed at how many different camera angles it takes to make a lambo run a 58 second 1/4 mile.", "id": "reddit_189"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“Its official! Binding of Isaac: Repentance is the FINAL (for real this time) DLC for isaac. it will include the amazing Antibirth mod + a ton more content that will make you shit your butts! im working along side @FixItVinh to tweak the mod and make it canon!“", "NL's life just extended 2 years!", "At this point that's just extending infinity. Kinda redundant. It prob extended hutts tho, this is gonna be a big spike for him."], "response": "I agree about Hutts. Honestly seemed like he was getting tired of BoI so this will probably bring him back in all the way.", "id": "reddit_190"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3/2 Alphelios vs Full HP enemy team", "All 5 overextended. Any farther than the Nexus turrets is trolling.", "If you leave base you’re inting bro and I’m reporting your noob for it"], "response": "Still can be killed in fountain...unless you're dc. Now that's strategy", "id": "reddit_191"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump Home Alone 2 scene cut from Canadian Christmas broadcasts", "It was edited before he was POTUS, it's common on TV spots to save time.", "And the article mentions this."], "response": "Hrmmm, the CBC reporting on the CBC, very interesting. ", "id": "reddit_192"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders unveils plan to boost broadband access, break up internet and cable titans: “We are going to take on the greedy internet, telecom, and cable monopolies and put an end to their absurd price gouging”", "Fair wages? Employees rights? Consumer protections? A medical system that won't put you into crippling debt? What are those? Are they delicious?"], "response": "No, that's socialism and socialism is bad. ", "id": "reddit_193"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My dog destroyed her toy cactus, and there was another sad cactus inside", "This company not only understands dogs but also gave the value of two toys in one.", "There is probably a bill inside the sad one.", "Maybe a coupon for a new one", "Brb starting new business Nesting doll dog toys with a 25% coupon at the center", "Great concept until your dog eats it. It changes to 10% off when it hits the colon", "Brb gonna hire a lawyer just in case", "A dog lawyer or a shit lawyer? Because I recommend you hire both, or keep one on retrainer.", "Retain shit. Fire the dog. Hit the lawyer. Got it.", "Instructions unclear. Dog stuck in lawyer.", "well, at least its not the other way around, you'd have to get a new lawyer.", "Instructions unclear; dog is giving lawyer a colonoscopy"], "response": "Given that happens when dogs mate, I think you have more interesting problems on your hands now.", "id": "reddit_194"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders Pledges Legal Marijuana In All 50 States On Day One As President", "Why stop at marijuana? All drugs should be decriminalized for adults.", "I agree but not through that mechanism", "You think Legalizing crack & heroin would be a good idea?", "Yeah, for two reasons. 1. The bans in place don’t actually work and only lock up non-violent addicts 2. People own their bodies, and should be able to do whatever they want with it"], "response": "Wow, an actual libertarian argument on /r/libertarian. What a rare sight.", "id": "reddit_195"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["As promised, I ate my hat for Reddit because Columbus swept Tampa", "**Mirrors/Alternate Angles** ^^^issues? ^^^contact ^^^/u/pacefalmd", "Now I’m worried about the guy who said he’d eat his", "Canucks sub had a guy that said he'd eat his own dick, obviously didn't do it after getting harassed in every post he commented on he complained to the mods and then eventually abandoned his account. Kinda funny but kinda sad.", "this story is the internet in a nutshell. love it.", "just the last sentence is humanity in a nutshell"], "response": "Over promise and under deliver, that's the human way", "id": "reddit_196"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It really do be like that", "this is still not that good. the original solution did work and there was no need for city get involved.", "but if the stairs break and someone dies?", "What if hitting your head on concrete kills you but the softer wood just a harmless bruise?", "What if no stairs and the dirt gives way, rolls your ankle and you fall backwards and end up paralyzed for life!"], "response": "That’s natural events, no man made constructions to blame. It was meant to be. ", "id": "reddit_197"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["President Donald trump thinks Scientology should lose its tax-exempt status in the United States", "These people should be thrown in jail. Physical and emotional abuse, false confinement, extortion, fraud, cover-up of sexual abuse, harassment, libel, practicing medicine without a license. Revoking their tax exemption is a miniscule step in the right direction. Throw the book at them."], "response": "I'm sure Joel Osteen didn't do all of that? Seems such a standup guy. ", "id": "reddit_198"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Pope Francis pledges $50M to end the Amazon wildfires. Nah just kidding, he just wants people to pray.", "Don't forget to send the thoughts with those prayers."], "response": "Popes thoughts are elsewhere, he is just one dude you know ", "id": "reddit_199"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My dad waits every year for the day the sun rises just right and reflects along the railroad tracks, Today was that day!", "If he waits every year, does he have other photos of this?", "Here you go! 2012, 13, 14 <URL> <URL> <URL> Bonus Related Pictures <URL> <URL>", "Fantastic stuff, but this year's is certainly his best!", "We agree!", "It's perfectly timed to show the right amount of brightness from the sun but still be able to make out more of the scenery on the ground. And the greenery makes for great contrast."], "response": "That's what I always say! The greenery makes for great contrast. Need more!", "id": "reddit_200"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What is the most hurtful thing a medical professional has ever said to you?", "My female doctor, now retired, once told me I had great birthing hips. I’m a male."], "response": "I was like this isn’t so bad... oh", "id": "reddit_201"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The rich William", "You're the only artist to get the late '80s/early '90s hair right.", "I mean at the point of him being in hell wouldnt it be the late 2010s?", "There is a belief held by some people that when you die, you stop aging.", "Yeah but I mean didn't he die in Fazbear's fright or did he die earlier?", "Pretty sure he died when he first put on the suit and crushed impaled/crush/eviscerated/whatever him.", "When was that then? 1993?"], "response": "I can't quite recall. The dates and events I never could remember well enough.", "id": "reddit_202"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wanda: I lost everything. Also Wanda:", "Most of the CGI budget was spent on removing Vision’s bulge.", "I demand a director's cut with Vision's bulge left intact. And every other hero's as well. They could call it *Avengers: The Complete Package.*"], "response": "Ryan Reynolds is making ten different phone calls right now.", "id": "reddit_203"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is what a Trophy Parade looks like lads", "Every inch of this route has been spectacular, I was on Queen’s Drive early on the route and it was fantastic, everyone filling the road, was a struggle to get the bus through. Flags and smoke everywhere, people having a fucking ball. I reckon we make this an annual thing, anyone else?"], "response": "I was there as well. Absolute scenes, singing and horns blowing all over the place. Great times. Count me in for next year!", "id": "reddit_204"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gordon Hayward Breaks His Leg *GRAPHIC*", ">Hayward has broken his leg >Hayward has broken his leg >Hayward has broken his leg Damn you could hear the shock in Kevin Harlans voice.", "It was interesting hearing Harlan talk about the difference in football injuries and basketball injuries with the distance to the crowd/announcers and its so true. Hayward was no more than 10 feet from a bunch of fans.", "You could hear the bone break on the basket mic.", "and the guy in the background saying \"OH SHIT\"", "I honestly thought that was Hayward saying that"], "response": "I think it is. If you watch the video, you can see him begin to mouth it before they cut away.", "id": "reddit_205"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Trent Alexander-Arnold appreciation thread", "I wasn't here for the rise of Stevie G. But I imagine this is what it was like", "It was slower than this tbh!", "Yep constant little injuries and stevie was more of a physical player rather than a technical player. He grew into his midfield roles.", "And he had a poor disciplinary record, he was a little bit of a walking booking for a while.", "Remember that red he got within, what was it, 30 seconds of coming on?"], "response": "Yeah glad he cut that out before the end of his career... ", "id": "reddit_206"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["For the First time in St. Louis Blues History, the Blues has won a Game in the Stanley Cup Final", "OFFICIALLY OUR BEST SEASON EVER. MAKE IT EVEN BETTER BOYS!"], "response": "officially our worst season ever. kill me. ", "id": "reddit_207"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I love Dota, but I just cant stop playing League", "I'm impressed by the number of people you tricked so far. Have an upvote.", "I only got it in the end, lol. Double good joke because 4-1 is actually a stat that happens frequently in league.", "Yeah, the 4-1 score does not give anything away at all actually.", "This... can't be real. 4 - 1 is not an unusual score in LoL?", "in the pro lol scene thats normal, not regular pubs afaik", "I've seen 4 - 1 before the horn even blows in dota."], "response": "That's because league players don't feed like Dota, muh league skills bruh ", "id": "reddit_208"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If written like a news report, what stories from the bible were done by Florida man?", "Florida man beats 1000 men to death with donkey bone; gets regrettable haircut", "Claims his mullet is source of his strength", "Girlfriend cuts off his mullet when he is drunk.", "He responds by tearing down building.", "and fighting an alligator, which for some reason is on meth", "When he woke in the morn and he looked up above, He was pleased and surprised to discover his love, But he couldn't explain where she'd chosen to stand, For she stood on their bed with her shears in her hand. In the night, while he'd slept, she had shaven his hair, And he rose with a cry and a wail of despair, For his locks were adrift and his strength was the cost, But the world, it would *pay* for the mullet he lost.", "I swear there should be a college English course that requires you to read a Poem_for your_sprog poems to improve your grammar, context clues and ability to speak aloud or in front of a crowd.", "As someone who spent 10 years in university taking every random fun course. I would ABSOLUTELY take Poem\\_for\\_your\\_sprog 310."], "response": "> As someone who spent 10 years in university taking every random fun course. ooo i now know what im going to do in retirement", "id": "reddit_209"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["U.S. ambassador to Panama resigns because he can no longer work for trump.", "*\"As a junior foreign service officer, I signed an oath to serve faithfully the President and his administration in an apolitical fashion, even when I might not agree with certain policies.* *\"My instructors made clear that if I believed I could not do that, I would be honour-bound to resign. That time has come,\" Mr Feeley said.* Worth noting that he made this decision *before* the shitholes comment.", "This man has served America for decades as a marine and in the state department. He has extensive experience in Latin America. And he saw the writing on the wall", "He's an experienced diplomat with strong knowledge of the local environment in which he serves? Sounds like his head was already on the chopping block."], "response": "Sounds like a deep state Washington elite who thinks he knows more about Latin American geopolitical nuances than us REAL Americans, AMIRITE? ", "id": "reddit_210"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Black security guard who stops shooter is then shot and killed by police", "What the actual fuck...", "I wish I was on r/TheOnion right now"], "response": "The way things are going soon the onion articles will be “officer didn’t murder security guard who apprehended criminal”", "id": "reddit_211"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Children agree not to get abducted after 8 PM so Amber Alert doesn’t wake anyone up", "* Children weren’t abducted. * Went missing well before 8 PM. * Were missing for more than 12 hours before the alert was issued. * Grandpa didn’t steal them and was actually considered “a vulnerable adult” despite being labeled “suspect” in the alert. * Found by police, not the general public. But hey, the system worked!", "Why did the York regional police tweet \"As a direct result of the Amber Alert\""], "response": "Yeah, we all know cops aren't allowed to lie.", "id": "reddit_212"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In his mouth?", "That’s a lousy aquarium if a 3 yr old can reach to the top", "Well also the kid is Superman and hates vaccines", "His essential oils give him special abilities the likes of which we've never encountered", "Lets not forget his healing crystals which give him unbreaking VI"], "response": "Everyone knows not getting vaccinated + essential oils + healing crystals made the smartest man in the history of the world. His name? Albert Einstein.", "id": "reddit_213"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How deep is that dock.", "I spend a lot of time on boats. And out on deep water. I'm fine out there. But something about being on shore with deep water just a step away really freaks me out. I do not like this at all. The whale is cool. The bottomless harbor is not. Don't know why and it doesn't make sense but this is horrible", "It actually makes total sense. Humans have evolved to expect smooth transitions. The main conditioning factor in this evolution is the animated transitions between slides on PowerPoint.", "Aw... I thought I was learning something.", "Not to believe reddit comments is a good life lesson.", "[deleted]", "[](/moondancersquint)Gonna need a source on that, buddy. You sound biased."], "response": "He doesn't have to do your research for you! ", "id": "reddit_214"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden", "Her name is Saga and she found a sword in a lake. She is the chosen one and now must prepare for a lifetime of adventure", "Odds are good she has an animal familiar already.", "Bad news for her parents though. Gotta have a tragic backstory.", "To be fair, they should know its coming when their names are Saga's Mother and Saga's Father.", "Genuinely made me chuckle, good one.", "That's what the Father said when he saw the sword", "[Relevant Order of the Stick](<URL>"], "response": "I will always upvote Order of the Stick no matter what. This is by far my favorite strip moment: <URL>", "id": "reddit_215"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gift art to Dawko for beating 50/20!", "This is my art btw, my twitter is @Hiroshark :)"], "response": "[@Hiroshark's latest tweet](<URL> [@Hiroshark on Twitter](<URL> - ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^| ^[feedback](<URL>", "id": "reddit_216"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["(Major Spoilers) Do NOT travel to the center. Should be worth spoiling tho..", "Then, honestly, what am I supposed to do in this game? Getting to the center of the galaxy seems to be the only purpose I can find in this game, and now there's really no incentive to play at all anymore."], "response": "Don't you like to just walk around and look at pretty things? ", "id": "reddit_217"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is true", "I love cars, have 4 guitars, have a beastly PC, and am excited to eventually be old enough to buy a gun and learn to shoot.", "Considering if it's in the US, where the law is 18-21, you have 4 guitars, (implying) you have a car, and a beastly PC before you're 18? 21?", "18 now, turning 19. I have a car, a Kia optima 2013 that I absolutely love the look of, 4 guitars, and a really good PC (1070, i5 6600k, and more...) I'm looking forward to be able to own and practice with guns. I always wanted to shoot a 12 gauge one day. Oh and I also am saving money for my first motorcycle. I wanted to get it this summer, but it probably won't happen. Hopefully I'll have the money by next summer.", "You must really hate money. If you need help getting rid of it faster you are old enough to buy a 12 gauge or any other long gun now."], "response": "I love money, but I've just got so much of it I really need to get rid of more of it. ", "id": "reddit_218"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Assassins killed Panama Papers journalist with text message bomb", "[removed]", "So, they didn't kill anyone with a text message. They killed with a bomb. You wouldn't say, \"They killed with a remote detonator.\""], "response": "You clearly didn’t read the article “The assassins used a fatal text message sent from a boat out at sea” Fatal text messages kill ", "id": "reddit_219"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Whats a rule that was implemented somewhere, that massively backfired?", "Headteacher at the school I worked out made it a rule that the primary age kids (5-11) weren’t allowed to run when they were out in the playground. That was fun to try and enforce."], "response": "That sounds like it will help a lot with making the kids sit still in classes as well! ", "id": "reddit_220"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Do what you want and don’t bother me", "Your business becomes my business when I have to pay for your business. As long as you are a self sufficient, independent adult, most of what you do is your business.", "As long as what you do is non violent.", "Which is where the argument of abortion breaks down. Because some people consider it murder which doesn't make it their own business anymore. Kind of like where the arguments between Libertarians and Socialists goes nowhere because each side builds off a different understanding of money so neither side ever goes anywhere."], "response": "Well I Consider masturbating murder but you don't see that becoming illegal ", "id": "reddit_221"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This furniture hardware is sorted by step rather than by type.", "That's kinda hot", "My nips can’t take this post", "For some reason I pictured you rubbing your nipples on a fence corner.", "For some reason I pictured him rubbing his nipples on a piece of mail.", "For some reason I pictured him rubbing his nipples on Tim Duncan.", "For some reason I’m beginning to think I am a little messed up in the head and have multiple personalities.", "This, friends, is karma 101. EDIT: okay who's the smartass ^(thank u tho)"], "response": "You don’t get 1.3 million by not replying to yourself. ", "id": "reddit_222"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#trashtag victim", "Running out of places to clean is the best first world problem I've ever heard of.", "Whatever works I'm for it. Can we get all that garbage floating in the oceans next?", "I just wanna make sure the garbage we clean up doesn’t end up in the oceans.", "Dont worry, China needs that garbage for concrete filler.", "Which means our recyclable plastic is going on trans-oceanic ships, some of which is falling right into the ocean."], "response": "and those ships are polluting the atmosphere in insane amounts with their dirty fuel.", "id": "reddit_223"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bush cracks joke to Obama while Clinton makes a speech", "That is 7th grade assembly behavior at its finest."], "response": "when the president does it he doesn't get in trouble...that's bull shit! ", "id": "reddit_224"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Christ Pratt delivers a straight up sermon (in his own way) to thousands of cheering teens at the MTV movie awards.", "You could tell a bunch of people got uncomfortable when he said \"They'll tell you you're perfect the way you are, but you're not\" Love Chris Pratt."], "response": "This is extremely hard for people to hear. It's the complete opposite of our culture and really offends people.", "id": "reddit_225"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"Im a trump supporter. Ill preface this by saying I have a gay uncle and Ive been liberal all my life.\" +873, glided", "> The only problem here is that Milo dates black men. In fact, he talks about it constantly. How he loves black dick. It's kind of in-your-face how much he does it. This is his proof that Milo isn't racist. I'm gonna vomit.", "I wish people could get it into their heads that dating/fucking/being related to POC doesn't absolve you of racism."], "response": "By that logic, I guess I don't hate white people! ", "id": "reddit_226"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Grenade!", "How does one stop this sort of thing from happening?", "The VR place near me uses curtains around the play space & has the cable suspended from the ceiling. For my Rift I have a furry rug & play barefoot, if I feel wood flooring with my toes I know I’m near an edge. There’s obviously software solutions like the Guardian system too that gives you virtual walls when you’re close to a real one. Doesn’t stop people running when they panic though.", "Hard to ignore a billion years of evolution."], "response": "The earth is only 2019 years old though?? ", "id": "reddit_227"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Highlight Cameraman pans away from \"Free Hong Kong\" T-shirt | TNT", "Lol that was hilarious how the cameraman just lost control of the camera", "It’s like when you accidentally make eye contact with someone you don’t want to talk to and you pretend you’re just looking around the room.", "Or when you think someone's waving at you and you wave back but they're not waving at you they're waving at the guy behind you so you pretend you're waving at the person behind them but there's nobody behind them they're the only one there and they know that and you know that and"], "response": "Or when you're blowing a guy at the gloryhole and he says \"let me feel your bby\" but you ain't even got man boobs.", "id": "reddit_228"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Why the 5 most successful Oceanic Smite pros just quit", "This makes me ask a question, does Valve or Riot games treat their pro gamers with respect? Or any other big Esport game like Overwatch or COD?", "Bro the minimum salary for the Overwatch Pro league is 50,000", "Brb.", "Like for real though, I'm about to buy a PC and dedicate myself to overwatch. I main Genji so I'm pretty good ", "OW is fun but as a competitive game I would say it lacks so much even compared to other shooters like CS, Halo, R6, etc."], "response": "I dare you to say that on their sub", "id": "reddit_229"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A man in India protesting for better roads..", "Best idea ever ! I hope they will work on the roads now.", "Dude, this guy should work making commercial advertising... this is genius", "And given how famous this video is now, he has a good chance", "It’s one small step for this man’s career.", "[deleted]", "...and in forty years, Indians will be posting youtube videos claiming that the whole road fixing thing was faked.", "Look at the shadows, clearly it was done on an Earth studio", "Well on a serious note, what if the clip was actually filmed in Mexico and not India? I mean, at the time of the video was filmed, it could be sun in India proving the clip being fake.", "The autorickshaw colour scheme proves it was India, as does the fact that they're driving on the left side of the road.", "I only see one side of that road"], "response": "Bangalore, to be exact. It is all over local news.", "id": "reddit_230"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gawker might have died, but its legacy lives on. The medias hate continues.", "Jesus fuck, that's low even for them.", "Remember when Brianna Wu's dog was dying and GGers searched for local vets to help her? (Of course, she tried to twist that as \"GG doxxed my vet\" but whatever). Remember, though, *we're* the bad guys...", "> remember when Brianna Wu killed her own dog and blamed GG FTFY", "Laci Green killed her dog after raping it."], "response": "You can't blame Laci. The dog had been drinking.", "id": "reddit_231"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My brother and I have been remaking Toy Story 3 in our free time as a passion project for several years now. Here’s the trailer:", "How long did the trailer take to make and put together?", "Couple months! Titles took a while to produce and the VHS effects were done by hand, frame by frame.", "Have you not considered buying a VHS camera?", "Or even just a cheap used VHS set... run your footage through an RCA input, record it to tape, then mess with the tracking settings a bit and play back and record the output through your PC capture...", "Or even just doing it in post-production using After Effects or a similar software.", "\"We'll fix it in post!!\" ... No. That's why I'm stuck in the office right now on a Saturday evening."], "response": "Sounds like you aren't very good at your job then. Most people can fix it in post during the week. ", "id": "reddit_232"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Those Hosers in r/denmark are trying to upvote this so that whenever people google Denmark, this photo comes up. It is your turn to do you part and keep this in Canada", "Looks like a meme war is brewing between canada and denmark.", "As a Swede I know I got to do the right thing here and support the just winner of this meme war. God speed Canada, I'll always upvotes you to trigger the Danes!", "See, this is the real strategy we should be employing. Go to the other Scandinavian subreddits and get them to upvote this post instead!"], "response": "> the other Scandinavian nations You mean: the Scandinavian nations ", "id": "reddit_233"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["News iOS 11.3.1 Kernel Exploit Released", "Hope y'all saved blobs or upgraded to 11.3.1... 11.3.1 is still being signed too :) Also.. first :p", "Let the games begin!!! So excited!", "What a time to be alive. Near latest firmware is going to be jailbroken. I haven’t seen a fresh wind like this in years.", ">I haven’t seen a fresh wind like this in years. You’re in luck, because I had beans for dinner.", "Did you spill them while watching cars 2?", "M E T A"], "response": "last time this happened was iOS 10.2 last year", "id": "reddit_234"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This guy", "The only thing missing from that rant was \"soyboy\" and \"cuck\".", "His username is blocked out in the pic but it was “CuckingSoyBoy2k18xx”"], "response": "Neckbeard doesn’t mean alt-right, although there’s gotta be significant crossover.", "id": "reddit_235"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds", "The best damn tomato I had in my garden this year was an heirloom. I got exactly 4 big tomatoes before the plant yellowed out and stopped producing. It was still worth it. I had no idea how good a tomato could be", "Any tomato from a garden is 10x better than anything store bought. That's because store bought tomatoes are artificially ripened off the vine so they dont bruise in transport.", "I think it’s the same with strawberries. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.", "Try a wild strawberry", "Totally, the flavour just can't compare. You just need like fifty of them for a single mouthful - totally worth the effort though. \"Modern\" strawberries are the size of a man's clenched fist and yet taste of nothing..."], "response": ">\"Modern\" strawberries are the size of a man's clenched fist and yet taste of nothing... Evolution. More fiber, less sugar. ", "id": "reddit_236"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The real reason for releasing the new card", "What do you mean? I understand it’s a dick, it’s funny. I’m just sick of seeing nothing but bridge spam in ladder"], "response": "At least there's no more 3 Musketeers right? Those 3 musketeers was just to OP had to nerf them and not bridgespam. ", "id": "reddit_237"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["They let me sit in it", "Wow a redditor who actually got to sit in a car! Oh", "They probably just let him sit in it because he has the same name as that car driving guy", "No, you're thinking of motoring journalist, Fernando Alonso.", "No, you're thinking of space entrepreneur, Lando Calrissian."], "response": "No, you're thinking of famous American actor and martial artist Chuck Norris.", "id": "reddit_238"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\"If This Wasnt So Dangerous Id Be Laughing\": Trump Presents Outdated Dorian Forecast Map With Alabama Circled With Sharpie | \"It is a violation of federal law to falsify a National Weather Service forecast and pass it off as official, as President Trump did here.\"", "God this man is an utter moron.", "By comparison, he makes W. look like a Rhodes Scholar.", "Yes, if you read the 50 dumbest things Bush has ever said, Trump surpasses him daily. Bush is an idiot but Mr. 'turbine noise causes cancer' and 'I've never heard of a Category 5 hurricane' is really the *winner* here.", "Turbine noise causes cancer. ...proceeds to talk directly underneath a helicopter for every press \"conference\".", "Well yah, he hasn't exercised during his life so he has plenty of reserve energy to take care of cancer "], "response": "He should be concerned about all the dead birds caused by the helicopter, it brings property value down.", "id": "reddit_239"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tmartn deleted all his videos related to CS:GO betting.", "For the benefit of people from /r/all wondering WTF this is about, Rock Paper Shotgun [has an article](<URL> about it. The skinny: There are a lot of scummy sites associated with CS:GO's cosmetic items marketplace but a pair of Youtubers advertising an item gambling site were recently found to be co-owners of that site and have received added scrutiny.", "He made it all private actually. He's in full damage control right now after being busted lying about lying.", "> lying about lying i giggled", "so did he tell the truth?", "No he lied about telling the truth", "I think that is the definition of lying", "How do I know you're not lying about what lying means", "[deleted]"], "response": "\"I always tell the truth... even when I lie\" -Tony Montana", "id": "reddit_240"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mens Fitness asked Bobby what hes going to do if he wins 243. Ive never connected more strongly with a fighter.", "I love everything about this man", "Lol his answer to the same question from Brett Okamato was 'I'm gonna have a mean feed'."], "response": "All I want and all I need, is some good pub feed.", "id": "reddit_241"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Felony Charles Bennett lifts and slams Anthony McDavitt into the cage", "Charles “fuck yo jiu jitsu” Bennett", "The fact that this even happened in an MMA fight is incredible. Whirlwind lateral cage slam. I feel like I can say that will never happen again. Just another reason Felony deserves Goat status."], "response": "Another reason why fights should be on a basketball court ", "id": "reddit_242"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.", "This may be the most surprising retirement I've ever seen in this sport WHAT THE HELL"], "response": "It’s Barry Sanders. The only difference here is this was just before the start of the season.", "id": "reddit_243"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Stunning view", "For those that forget - it was Joe Hockey that kicked off this stupidity [<URL>", "You know what else is a blight on the landscape? Everything being on fucking fire and dead."], "response": "Can't argue with that. However I smoked the equivalent of a few packs of ciggies today and paid ZERO tax, so... win/win??!", "id": "reddit_244"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In 2009, Colorado began offering teens free IUDs, without parental consent. Within 8 years, teen pregnancies dropped 54%. Teen abortion rates fell by 64%. For every $1 spent on the program, the state saved $5.85 in labor and delivery costs, child-care assistance and food stamps.", "[deleted]", "Serious question: how can people cry eugenics about this?"], "response": "Because of course being poor/a child and opting out of pregnancy means you’re eugenics-ing yourself!!1! ", "id": "reddit_245"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Theres a home screen for everyone. #myAndroid", "TIL I am extremely indecisive and have trouble picking out of two options.", "Same and usually I don't know which is more me. It kind of just depends I guess.", "[deleted]", "Yeah that's my process. Just gonna keep trying new combinations until I find a good one, but I'll jot down the ones I get and score them on how I like them and then I'll just do which one I scores the highest", "<URL>"], "response": "/r/MechanicalKeyboards Do I want brown switches or blue!? edit. Well this has stirred up a storm", "id": "reddit_246"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["HALO INFINITE - E3 2018 - ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER", "This is the one. EDIT: to win the karma race.", "<URL> If anyone was wondering, confirmed as a direct sequel to Halo 5... so Halo 6.", "Tbh I had hoped that they would keep the numbering up until Halo 7", "I agree. Why stop numbering now? Lol. Weird, but whatever. Still stoked.", "It could be a bridge between Halo 5 and Halo 6 similar to Assassin's Creed 2,Brotherhood, Revelations."], "response": "I read this as \"It could be a bridge between halo 5 and Assassin's Creed 2 brotherhood.\" the first time I read it.", "id": "reddit_247"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Subtle ways to drive the media narrative and they use almost every one.", "America already elected an orange president so I don't see why they wouldn't elect a purple one."], "response": "And humans know better than to make fun of someone's skin color. ", "id": "reddit_248"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This shouldnt be shocking at all", "Current generation of phones are quite a bit ahead of the switch unfortunately", "Yet if you look at Digital Foundry's analysis of the games they share, the Switch has more stable and impressive visuals overall. Plus comparing 300 dollar toy to a 1200 dollar adult-sitting device.", "There's no question that the games are better on the switch, but the mobile chips now are objectively much better, only reason switch pulls ahead is primarily optimisation and a low resolution screen", "Is that surprising at the cost though? You're comparing the switch with phones 3x the price. If you compared it to phones the same price I'm sure there would be a different story.", "There are budget Chinese phones such as the poco phone F1 I believe that are sub 300$ with end of the line hardware. You get 4x the screen resolution and no joycons though, but yeah the switch needs a reset. It was already on the brink of outdated when it came out.", "That F1 is pretty impressive, especially at that price point. But... No warranty? Man, tough call for anyone. URL"], "response": "Buy two if you want warranty ;) ", "id": "reddit_249"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Halo CE weapons guide", "Tangentially related - but I really miss HCE's box booklet that had a guide on controls, enemy classes, weapons/vehicles, etc. It was awesome and now we just have little cards with ads on em", "CE's manual had multiple mistakes though."], "response": "Not nearly as many mistakes as shipping a game with two ad cards and no manual ", "id": "reddit_250"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING- Don Cherry has been fired by Sportsnet - story to come.", "I'm guessing SN gave him the option to apologize and he said no."], "response": "Shocked. And you know who is to blame? The immigrants ", "id": "reddit_251"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Megathread: Michael Cohen pleads guilty to lying to Congress about trump real estate project in Russia", "Fox is live at the courthouse. The reporter on scene said someone asked Michael Cohen what he thought was going to happen as he came down the courthouse steps. Cohen's response was apparently, \"what do you think is going to happen?\" Beautiful.", "Fox’s lead story is about a convict serial killer who is a black man. Red meat for their base. Edit: After reading more about the story I admit that this story is, in fact, news. But it’s useful news, for Fox News.", "I just watched a blonde lady on Fox say that although the President says there's nothing wrong with this Moscow trump Tower deal even if they did go through with it, if there's nothing wrong, why are so many people lying about it and covering it up. L. O. L."], "response": "Blonde ladies on Fox are the last bastion of presidential support. If they are crumbling, that's amazing!  but only kinda.", "id": "reddit_252"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Canada to announce marijuana will be legal by July 1, 2018", "[deleted]", "I've never actually considered that term to be about hockey but holy fuck, it totally is. Canadian jargon ftw"], "response": "Listen, old man, I've never heard the term *stickhandling* used in any other context besides hockey.", "id": "reddit_253"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This reporter deserves an Emmy Award for his performance", "I don't understand why they send people for these things. I don't need to see a wet person to know I'll get wet in a hurricane.", "They were talking about this earlier on MSNBC about why they put their reporters in the middle of the hazards. Their reasoning was wanting to show people clearly how intense and dangerous these events are so that people in the area will take it seriously and heed evacuation orders and take precautions, or pressure any family members who live in the area. I have no idea how effective it is, but there is some sense in that. Obviously faking it like the reporter above just defeats that purpose.", "I dunno, mount a camera on a fixed pole ahead of time. Or just use footage from the multitudinous static cameras already in place."], "response": "Nah, a reporter is cheaper than a camera ", "id": "reddit_254"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Respawn", "I tried to rework a comic of mine for dota. My arm and shoulder are in a pretty bad shape so it looks like crap (more than usually). Cheers!", "What happened to your arm and shoulder? :(", "I'm 24 but my spine is 40, there are some degenerative changes happening to it so some of my nerves are on fire for no reason."], "response": "Found a legit Invoker right there  Get well pal!", "id": "reddit_255"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["ABC uses 2016 footage from a gun range display to represent the fighting in Syria", "[Not just any gun range. The Kentucky machine gun shoot ](<URL>)"], "response": "Oh so they definitely just picked the wrong file out of the \"Syrian conflict\" folder ", "id": "reddit_256"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Stipe Miocic and Daniel Cormier set for champion vs. champion superfight at UFC 226", "TJ vs DJ. DC vs Stipe. Tony vs Khabib. Stop making me pick between my favorites dammit.", "All of these on one card would be the all time greatest card ever."], "response": "Sorry man it’s just not a drawl to the casual fan ", "id": "reddit_257"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sen. Rand Paul on the new senate spending bill: \"If you were against President Obamas deficits, and now youre for the Republican deficits, isnt that the very definition of hypocrisy?\"", "Yes. The spending bill is garbage", "Reduce military goddamn spending already please."], "response": "So what your saying is that you want North Korea to bomb us? ", "id": "reddit_258"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL in 2005, a guy named Doug Heckman read the EULA before he installed some PC software. The agreement included a clause offering financial compensation to licensees who actually read the license agreement. He emailed the company, referred to the clause and the company sent him a check for $1,000", "Guessing someone had put that clause as a joke to show that nobody fully read the EULA. And got the 1000$ taken out of his salary when someone claimed that clause. I think it got removed quickly after.", "Taken out of his salary? I doubt it was just one dude playing a prank. No, in this case the amount was left unspecified in the EULA so the company could send a dollar or a million. Company chose the 1k themselves, and happily sent it off for the cheap publicity.", "Not to mention that it's illegal to punish employees that way."], "response": "Unless it was in the contract of the employee! ", "id": "reddit_259"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A banner at the pro-EU march in London where one million people have turned out to protest", "Imagine being in the middle of the sign... total darkness lol", "I went under it for a bit, was a great atmosphere. here is a video from someone else under it URL", "Surprisingly not very dark. I dig the EU beret though! Edit: spelling", "The French could really learn something from British protesting."], "response": "Do you want the guillotine? Because things like this, this is how you get the guillotine. ", "id": "reddit_260"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You can now get caffeinated Coke at BYU football games", "TIL before today you couldn't get caffeinated Coke at BYU games.", "Now can someone clarify chocolate for me. A friend of mine who graduated from BYU insists that chocolate is prohibited, but a number of other Mormons I have interacted with insist that it isn't. Same with hot beverages.", "I think of it like the Jewish faith. Some sects are rediculously strick while others are lacks."], "response": "Purdue education ain't what it used to be... Or did you loose a bet? ", "id": "reddit_261"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Facebook is thinking about removing anti-vaccination content as backlash intensifies over the spread of misinformation on the social network", "If they cared about the spread of misinformation they would have to get rid of a lot more than just the anti-vaccination idiots.", "Political opinions are a lot more subjective than medical science.", "Yeah, what could go wrong with widespread political propaganda supporting authoritarianism?"], "response": "The government needs to be given the authority to prevent speech in favour of authoritarianism. ", "id": "reddit_262"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tesla Turns Power Back On At Childrens Hospital In Puerto Rico", "Elon Musk- \"See how easy this is. Get off the grid in three weeks or less with clean energy\" \"It is tried and tested in ravaged Puerto Rico\". This is one of the best humanitarian and business PR moves any company could do. Fantastic. I'd buy one right now if I could afford it.", "I too would buy a Puerto Rico right now if I could afford it", "No, they mean a Tesla company.", "I'd buy one of those too"], "response": "Yes, I'd like three Tesla companies with that Puerto Rico. To go, please.", "id": "reddit_263"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["German exchange Student at IIT Madras is being sent back home by the Indian immigration department because he joined the protest.", "[deleted]", "It's a temp visa, so participation in any sort of political whatever is usually not allowed and is grounds for deportation. The lad probably knew what he was doing.", "I'm a Canadian citizen but of Indian origin. I plan on joining the protests. What are the official rules regarding protests by international citizens? Edit: plan on joining protests as Im visiting India on vacation", "Appearance is the key mate. This guy stood as he is white. If you blend in, u will be an anonymous face, like the rest of the protestors. Good luck.", "Trying to blend in and hiding your identity kind of defeats the purpose right? The whole point is to show that people from various backgrounds are actually coming out and protesting against the atrocities. A dig at the comment \"protester can be identified from their appearance\""], "response": "Yeah but I guess not being able to come back at all would suck too", "id": "reddit_264"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Superstar German DJ ‘permanently banned’ from China for liking a ‘South Park’ tweet", "People should be boycotting China, not sweating being banned.", "People like their cheap goods too much. It’s inconvenient, they’d rather easier boycotts like Chick Fil A."], "response": "They are evil for donations years ago but I'm OK with my slave labor iphone ", "id": "reddit_265"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently", "HE USED GREENTEXT ON TINDER GOOD LORD", "\\>not using greentext on tinder \\>being this much of a normie", "lol I greentext IRL by forming a greentext arrow by pointing my arms off to the side with the tips of my fingers pressed together. >implying I'm not doing this immediately after posting right fucking now", "\\> can't even meme arrow on a website", ">\\>Mfw when she can't even comedy_chevron like some sort of fucking normie"], "response": "*>*the face you have when you still do it wrong", "id": "reddit_266"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Former Trump aide Rick Gates to plead guilty; agrees to testify against Manafort, sources say", "Oh boy. Here we go. Your move Manafort. This isn’t going to stabilize trumps mood.", "The real question is, is Gates turning on just Manafort or will he also be testifying against Trump and family?", "If he's smart, he will answer every question put forth by the prosecutor fully. Any perjury and the plea deal is ripped up.", "It's a non specific plea deal. Basically, they're saying give us everything you've got and we'll see what we can do. No promises or quid pro quo offered, just a glimmer of hope for Gates that the hammer that is about to drop gets swapped from a 5lbs Sledge to a deadblow."], "response": "That's the only kind of plea I've ever seen a US attorney offer. They are hardasses.", "id": "reddit_267"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Highlight Drew Brees passes Peyton Manning for #1 overall in passing yards", "Dude's stats are madden-esque. -12 straight seasons with at least 4k passing yards. -5 seasons with over 5k ~~users~~ yards (oops) -67% career completion percentage. -97 QB rating -~~497~~ 499 touchdowns. Just consistent greatness. Imo, one of the most underrated players in nfl history", "Lol did you just have this ready to copy/paste or something?", "Yeah, and it's not even right. He has 498 touchdown passes."], "response": "Technically he still had 497 when he broke the record. ", "id": "reddit_268"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Its 2018, and Spotify still doesnt let you edit playlists on Android or the web", "My biggest problem with spotify is that they do not care about their UI. They have removed at least 2 features from their app on Windows that I had been using.", "They're too busy adding shitty implementations of features that nobody actually wants"], "response": "What do you mean? The Genius \"Behind The Lyrics\" isn't the reason you use Spotify every day? ", "id": "reddit_269"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Whats the equivalent of going to a White House dinner and being served McDonalds?", "Going to see a Broadway musical rendition of Rochelle, Rochelle starring Bette Midler, only to find out that Midler's part will be played by her understudy because she was injured in a softball game earlier in the day."], "response": "When you think you're going to the park but you get taken to the vet instead", "id": "reddit_270"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["All of your builds are breathtaking!", "Remember: Being PCMR isn't about the hardware on your desk. It's about the software in your heart. Edit: Holy wow! A silver, gold, and a platinum for reminding us what is really important. Thank you.", "What happens if you delete the System32 in your heart", "You get an instant heart attack.", "Is that what Scott did to Tony Stark?", "Too soon. :'("], "response": "Wait, when did Scott do anything to Iron Man?", "id": "reddit_271"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Blind gay people of Reddit, how did you know you were gay?", "how are they going to read this"], "response": "I don't like how you imply that gay men can't read. ", "id": "reddit_272"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["New Doctor Who slammed as ‘unrealistic’ after showing working train between Sheffield and Manchester", "The Trans Pennine? Never had a problem with it personally, only late a few times and the train, while rickety, ran perfectly well.", "The only time I got it, British Rail managed to run it head-on into an Intercity 225 near Wakefield. Which was nice. Fortunately, the combined speed was only about 2 mph, I got whiplash and a couple of thousand compensation, which as a student in 1992 was great.", "Just to let you know, if you're interested, there's no such thing as \"combined speed\" in this instance. The speed of impact is just the speed your train was going at."], "response": "Obviously he was combining the speed of the train, 2mph, and the speed of a stationary object, 0. Duh. ", "id": "reddit_273"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This lady I drove past earlier today: Cranford, New Jersey", "I wonder if signmakers statistically have to deal with more insane people than most retail jobs. Edit: For fun: <URL>", "It's either insane people or INSANE LOW PRICES!", "Nah... if you’re from Jersey, his prices are insaaaaaane!", "I just googled crazy eddy and that was a wild ride. Had no idea that dude got himself into so much trouble.", "How does he compare to ants in the eyes Johnson?"], "response": "He also can't feel a thing but that, you know, kinda goes by the way side.", "id": "reddit_274"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The lack of Net Neutrality could eventually lead to us not being able to go to certain sneaker-realted websites, not being able to watch our favorite content creators, and quite possibly not use this subreddit. Find your representative today. (Repost per mod’s request)", "Imagine having to pay to access yeezysupply at a normal speed 😫", "Yeah, you might take the time to consider your terrible spending decisions."], "response": "Terrible or not, that dude got yeezys ", "id": "reddit_275"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I decided to animate some of my favourite lighting from Scott, so here you go! (SFM)", "Freddy Fazbear: **Special Delivery** Foxy: **Chris McCullough** Springtrap: **theniftytable**", "My favorite voice actor: Special Delivery **"], "response": "I always wonder what makes him special ", "id": "reddit_276"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Chaos and bloodshed in Hong Kong district as hundreds of masked men assault protesters, journalists, residents.", "Do they really think it’s not obvious or do they just not care?", "Why would China care? Nobody is going to do anything about it. China will get a slap on the wrist and be told not to do that again, just like Russia with Crimea."], "response": "Ah I see Beijing took notes from the Crimean annexation. ''What's that? Armed men? Nah we don't know anything about them. They are operating independently''", "id": "reddit_277"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I won a game without seeing anything. Massive bug", "Imagine losing to a guy who can’t see", "How dare you disrespect blind ppl", "What", "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT BLIND PEOPLE", "Actually my cousin is blind so I can", "That's not how it works", "Bro I have 2 black friends and I’m ready to say the N word rn", "I also don't think that's how it works"], "response": "My cousin has downsyndrome and I'm ready to make fun of disabled people ", "id": "reddit_278"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Joe Rogan: \"I find it extremely bizarre that all these UFC 207 promos only focus on Ronda and very little about the champion Amanda Nunes\"", "Joe going higher up on Ronda's shitlist now.", "[removed]", "If she loses by sub/dec and has to do a post fight interview, imagine if she actually refused to speak to Rogan lmao", "if she loses she won't do the interview whether rogan said this or not, guaranteed", "Dude if she loses she might straight up try to kill herself. I'm not saying that to be a dick, I'm saying that because she was thinking about it after Holm... Having it happen again, who knows. Girl is not mentally stable.", "Less pressure now though, and I bet she thought she was invincible before the holm fight. Now she knows she can be beat, she's not hyped to the moon, and she already has one foot out the door."], "response": "One foot out the door into what? Her promising acting career? ", "id": "reddit_279"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["youtube", "he gets demonetized? thats so dumb. most of his videos are very clean and i cant think of any thatd could be construed as offensive or something. youtube is ruining their own platform", "Dude, my wife makes videos teaching Spanish. She gets demonetized for some reason. Last 3 videos she posted got demonetized for \"content not suitable for most viewers.\" Edit: A lot of people have been asking for the channel link. Here it is: URL"], "response": "Makes sense. Most of us don't want to learn Spanish. ", "id": "reddit_280"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is what were doing to the ocean", "What can we do to fix this?", "Lobby for regulations", "We can’t just have some countries with high regulations and enforcement. All countries, especially some third world ones, need to take part as well in enforcing this. Without total cooperation of everyone, the ocean will still be polluted.", ">total corporation of everyone Ah, so we let corporations take over everyone and it'll be fixed! "], "response": "The problem is the WIND, it's blowing all this plastic into the oceans. Can we just turn off the wind, problem fixed. ", "id": "reddit_281"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Australian parents who refuse to vaccinate their children will now be given monthly fines", "Continue your unlimited subscription to *MEASLES* for just 28$ a month! Edit: thanks, anonymous Redditor! I never imagined this day would happen"], "response": "Or you can upgrade to the deluxe package for $70 to also receive polio and a life long warranty of a **cool metal box**!", "id": "reddit_282"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Nicola Sturgeon: \"Theresa May must be the only leader in living memory who has tried to fall on her own sword and managed to miss\"", "What a remark. Absolutely brutal. Lays bare the catastrophic failure that is this Tory government. Not just May, they are a pathetically self serving group and apparently to my surprise they really aren't that bright. I'd have thought they were smart at least in a conniving kind of way but truly this is the most intellectually bankrupt group of Tories ever inflicted on Britain. Lions led by Donkey's.", "Not even that, at least donkeys are at least a little bit useful.", "and adorable! [I mean just look at this lovely little fuzzball](<URL>", "She's not even prancing through the wheat! What a good girl."], "response": "> prancing through the wheat Oooh! How *naughty!!*", "id": "reddit_283"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Its finally here. Introducing Multiplayer Flappy Pharah! (Supports 6 players!)", "I stopped playing overwatch after they removed mercy’s Rez as an ult... what the f*ck is going on"], "response": "It's the new metas after the most recent patch ", "id": "reddit_284"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump sells Qatar $12 Billion of U.S. Weapons days after accusing it of funding Terrorism", "Well, they're going to need those weapons if they're going to stand a chance of fighting Saudi Arabia, whom trump also recently signed a huge arms deal with. trump's only being fair here, guys.", "Gotta supply the proxy wars to keep the cash rolling"], "response": "No no, we're fighting the war to defeat terrorism, promise! ", "id": "reddit_285"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Libertarian Life Pro Tip", "ah libertarianism. a great way to piss off your neoconservative family members and progressive friends at the same time", "The party of smoking weed and hating poor people.", "How do Libertarians hate the poor? why do people believe this? as far as im aware they don't believe in being forced to help the poor through taxes and shit(at least at the federal level) and prefer non-government or state/local government help for the poor.", "Oh, well, when you put it like that I cannot imagine why there’s confusion ", "But how is that hating the poor? that's just believing federal government isn't the way to help them."], "response": "Maybe if libertarians gave enough to justify that belief we wouldn’t need it.", "id": "reddit_286"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["first post", "How about this. This rumor is bullshit and never gonna happen 🙂", "A closed platform that makes money via getting a split of software sales wont support other store fronts on their system? Weird.", "Well, Microsoft at this point isn't really playing the exclusive card a lot, with their Xbox exclusive games coming to PC and some even to Switch. They really want to leverage their services and sell them to as many people as possible. Still seems unlikely, though.", "Yeah, I honestly could see this happening, though it's probably a long shot. Microsoft seems to be transitioning to producing mainly \"as a service\" products. Game pass for PC is legit $1, they want to get as many people on board as they can.", "Microsoft should make a gaming optimised version of Windows with an xbox like HUD for people with HTPCs because Kodi sucks.", "They could call it Xbox Media Centre."], "response": "Ooh ooh maybe even the Xbox one? Since it's one source for all your media ", "id": "reddit_287"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Aaron Feis, an assistant football coach at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, died a hero yesterday as he saved countless students by shielding them from the shooter.", "A coach and an alum of the school. Maybe they can dedicate their fieldtadium to his memory. ♥️ Edit: Thank you kindly for the upvotes. My father was the first principal at Stoneman Douglas (he literally and figuratively built the school from the ground up) and knows the current principal. I am going to ask my dad to pass along the idea of naming the field(s). The athletic director was killed, too, and the baseball team won a state title under his tenure. (I believe his name was Hixon.) He was an Iraq War veteran. So that might be another field worth naming. As an aside, my dad is absolutely distraught by what happened. It’s been a long time since he left the school, but he had a very special connection having been the first principal. It’s been hard on our entire family because we were there to experience that time with him, too. Lots of love to the whole Douglas family. We are grieving with you, too.", "Maybe they can do something about gun violence in his memory."], "response": "Now that’s just a little too much there, don’t be crazy. Can’t ask for everything. ", "id": "reddit_288"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If you want to add an extra $71 billion to the economy, start taxing churches", "71 billion for education where the curriculum has extra emphasis on the age of the earth, evolution, and all the different religions that have existed throughout history.", "What gets me is the idea of using some of that money to teach LGBT issues in health class and reassure kids that it's okay to be gay."], "response": "Everyone knows abstinence-only education is the way to go ", "id": "reddit_289"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why its called a \"Patch\"", "I love how language slowly evolves to come up with new vernacular like this. \"Patch\" and \"bug\" seem to have such humble roots! Edit: Wonder where \"taking the piss\" came from....", "I heard we say \"turn on the lights\" because old light switches looked like valves but I couldn't verify it", "I wonder if kids today still say \"roll the window up/down\" and if they know what the manual process was before switches. I know a lot of places still have manual windows, but I don't think any new cars in the uS still have them. Edit: I was wrong. Many new cars still come with manual windows. I think everyone has replied with all possible models already.", "I promise you this is the case. I'm 20 but still remember using manual windows when I was really young. I bet there's a ton of 16 year olds getting their licenses right now who have never used a manual window but still say \"roll down the window\"", "I used one and still have some in my parents cars source: 16 year old", "No you're lying. You kids nowadays have never experienced anything that isn't super modern and are so spoiled. You have no idea what it used to be like and take everything for granted "], "response": "That is true wise person from 1990 who has lived a tough life on VHS tapes and the Oregon Trail. ", "id": "reddit_290"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Blizzard pulls Blitzchung from Hearthstone tournament over support for Hong Kong protests", "Tried to delete my account. Blizzard sends a code. I enter it. Once. TOO MANY ATTEMPTS! ENTER A PHOTO ID TO PROCEED! Seriously? The company that just bent over for China wants me to send them my ID? Uhhh...", "Start talking shit about china and tag blizzard. They'll ban you m", "I used to play all of Blizzard's games but then they got lovey with China. I hate what China is doi"], "response": "Oh God, Chinese snipers in the thread, get dow", "id": "reddit_291"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Alternative Ending...", "At least we're still flying half a ship", "[deleted]", "As all things should be. r/unexpectedthanos r/thanosdidnothingwrong", "You can’t link r/unexpectedthanos in your own comment! That’s not how the Force works!", "The force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.", "Your knowledge is very impressive. You must be very proud.", "You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.", "But have you heard the tragedy of earth plaegus the wise it's certainly not a story the Jedi will tell you", "You told me that too. Every day. For almost 20 years."], "response": "I don't like this chair. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere", "id": "reddit_292"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump appointed Sen. Jeff Sessions as Attorney General. We CANNOT allow him to be confirmed. He voted FOR a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. He OPPOSED the Matthew Shepard act. He OPPOSED the DADT repeal. Here are links to call your Senators and urge them to vote NO on Sessions. Do it!", "As a Dutchman, I only have one thing to ask... USA, what the smeg do you think you're doing!?"], "response": "We are raising trump to Britain's Brexit. Obs. We 'Colonists' will not be outdone!!! ", "id": "reddit_293"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["25 million tonnes of US soybeans will go unsold this year as a direct consequence of the trade war with China", ">What’s puzzling, he said, is that so many farmers voted for Trump despite his campaign promises to ditch trade deals with China and others, including the North American Free Trade Agreement, and renegotiate them with a tougher approach. >**“My gut feeling is that farmers didn’t understand what a great thing they had in all these international deals to begin with,” Naeve said. Agricultural interests were at the table when the agreements were set up, he said, and for the most part were a beneficiary. “There really weren’t better deals to be had, so the only outcome is going to be something worse,” he said.** [Source](<URL>", ">so the only outcome is going to be something worse,” he said. Right he was. [\"Farm bankruptcies are surging as Trump's trade war drags on\"](<URL>", "Trump and his cronies are gonna buy farm land for cheap.", "[deleted]", "Cripple the farmers to own the land!"], "response": "Farmers are actually at a higher risk for suicide than ever :( [Source](<URL>", "id": "reddit_294"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Very useful jump on Upward, if you are the 6th sniper on your team.", "it's also a great hiding spot for spies", "Especially the 6th one.", "Works great for numbers one to five, too."], "response": "We are number one^^^^throughfive except every one is a spy", "id": "reddit_295"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What I hear when breeders complain about this sub being \"hostile\".", "I don't get why they come here if they're upset by it. Everywhere and everyone else worships kids, parents, mothers, pregnancy and childbirth. Let us have our cynicism.", "Right? Literally our entire society glorifies parenthood. But oh no, one little corner of the internet exists that doesn't and it's like blasphemy."], "response": "If you mention not wanting kids on almost any other subreddit you’ll get downvoted, but WE’RE the hostile ones", "id": "reddit_296"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently", "This is obvious trolling, come on guys.", "It’s not even trolling, it’s just very obvious joking/banter Flew over the head of whoever took this screenshot and the people on this thread", "Yeah, really. Pretty hard to believe the amount of people who haven’t heard that 3D meme thingy."], "response": "I've never heard it, but it was still obvious it was a joke.", "id": "reddit_297"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["‘Kill the gays’ pastor suggests climate activist Greta Thunberg is demonically possessed and ‘needs Jesus’...because she wants a clean environment. Jesus luvs some pollution Greta!", "The love, tolerance and acceptance of religion shines bright once again!", "I sure do love me some jesus a the good work God put into this place is sure great!", "Netflix's gay Jesus comedy movie is sure doing wonders for the religious community."], "response": "Brazilian politicians now want to criminally persecute the humourists...", "id": "reddit_298"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["73% of Canadians don’t want to cover costs for Prince Harry, Meghan Markle: poll", "I dont mind them coming, but are they not self sufficient?", "They live with parents"], "response": "With a five million quid a year allowance. They've got plenty of money of their own.", "id": "reddit_299"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In South Korea, the solar panels in the middle of the highway has bicycle path passes beneath. --- Cyclists are protected from the sun, they are isolated from traffic and the country can produce clean energy.", "Sensible solar panel placement,as opposed to the folks who want to put them directly on the roads.", "My exact same thought. Recently I read an article about this solar road that was built and is now scheduled for demolition because obviously it didn't work, don't remember all the reasons but one was that the road kept getting covered in leaves during autumn."], "response": "We can solve that problem by cutting down all the trees! ", "id": "reddit_300"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Whistleblower who escaped Chinese re-education camp reveals horrors of the gulag: Ex-teacher tells how inmates were flayed, raped by guards in front of other prisoners, and given injections that made them infertile", "I think you're just uneducated on the situation. "], "response": "Yeah, we wouldn't want to hurt the feelings of the poor party members who are in control! ", "id": "reddit_301"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit is finally starting to get it!", "Except most of those people see less business in government as harsher regulations.", "If we continue to allow business to socialize costs then we need to accept that people will want to socialize profits. It would obviously be better to go the other way but business will never stop lobbying for handouts and our representatives will never stop giving it to them.", "The fuck? Then you strip their powers so that business can't leverage Government force to their advantage. Businesses often secure their advantages *via* regulatory bodies. More regulations means more security for the status quo of a market. In fact, markets with fewer regulations have more competition. Think about it. The power is attracting business interests, so what you want to do is put all the power over their market in one easy to access place (the regulatory body in Washington)? That doesn't make any sense."], "response": "Exactly Monopolies and price gouging are GOOD THINGS. The big government should mind it's own business by staying out of regulating business! ", "id": "reddit_302"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My roommate tried to get an IKEA delivery to our apartment. They called and refused to drive into our complex, saying she’d have to grab the bookcase from their truck and drive it to our house. After irritatedly doing so in her pjs and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.", "I would complain to IKEA they wouldn't deliver my furniture to my door. Then top it off with the fact he texted the personal message. Wtf?", "IKEA for sure has a higher standard of customer service than this. This creep knows where she lives and could have been in her house. In addition to being lazy and NOT DOING HIS HIRED JOB, he then had the damn thought to hit her up?? Someone got hit with a stupid stick and needs to get fired.", "Knowing IKEA he is probably a sub contractor."], "response": "ah. nevermind. IKEA is powerless in this situation then... ", "id": "reddit_303"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jalopnik: Chevrolet Pulls Most Reliable Ad After Being Challenged By Toyota", "Chevy does make the most reliable Corvette, so there is that. Also the most unreliable", "[Well, depends on how reliable this baby is](<URL>", "Now, I’d tack the shit outta that.", "I’d jibe it for sure...", "Or [this one](<URL>"], "response": "Damnnnnn, what's the 0-60 knots time on that bad boy?", "id": "reddit_304"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My room is ready to play FNAFAR!FNAF Room", "Good luck spotting the actual animatronics in there!"], "response": "I got the eye and tooth animatronics parts !(Chuck E cheese)", "id": "reddit_305"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["McGregor calls Stephen Espinoza a weasel", "Dude was absolutely shook. Dana white > weasel", "I'm out of the loop here. Who is this chap and why is he a weasel?", "Showtime bossman. Conors mic was cut last night. Blames him. Hilarious!", "Not only that it's about how the whole set up is. The entire production is made to make Floyd look good and Conor not."], "response": "It's workin like a charm too lol ", "id": "reddit_306"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Utah delivery driver opens door on lane filtering motorcycle", "We have undercover motorcycle cops here in Australia, I saw a driver open his door on one, lol the look on that drivers face when the blue & red lights came on and the officer started to point where he wanted him to pull over. Ignorance of the new road rules is no excuse, you are supposed to be aware of any new road rules that come into law."], "response": "If you have the link I would love to see that, man!", "id": "reddit_307"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["U.S. President Donald trump fired the federal governments top lawyer Sally Yates on Monday after she took the extraordinarily rare step of defying the White House and refused to defend new travel restrictions targeting seven Muslim-majority nations.", "I wonder how upset trump will be once he learns he cannot fire Supreme Court judges.", "Be very afraid when words like \"betrayed\" are being used. Not far from 3AM knocks on your door...", "It's honestly the most worrying part of these last ten days for me.", "Wanna be more scared? This is what a trump presidency in an America with a growing economy, 0 terrorist attacks/threats and generally low crime rates looks like.", "Don't forget very low unemployment."], "response": "Well I'm not working so obviously the unemployment must be very high. Obama's fault! ", "id": "reddit_308"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I mashed up every MCU Film into a single minute-long video.", "Thanks for the kind words everyone! This sequence is part of a longer video. There are two different versions and if you'd like to take look here they are: [Youtube version](<URL> [Vimeo version](<URL> (This is the original, I had to change the music for the Youtube version due to copyright)", "Man, the original is even better. With this title, I expected some low-effort mashup of clips all in a row. This was... christ. An era encapsulated in a single video. Marvel should be paying you for this.", "Yea idk how else to describe the quality of this submission other than the creator deserves money. A lot of money. Amazing work!", "Or a job offer from marvel’s editing team. Which I guess would give him lots of money.", "My thoughts exactly, this is something that could honestly land him a job. Probably the best edited video I have ever seen on here. Just incredible."], "response": "Fantastic how OP could edit this, the transitions are great and he even integrated all the known characters. Awesome.", "id": "reddit_309"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The ethics of the 4 day work week. It’s not just about the hours - “We should work to live, not live to work,” declared Britain’s shadow chancellor, who would reduce the standard working week to 32 hours, without loss of pay, within 10 years of winning office.", "I currently work 4 days a week at 10 hrs a day and this is the best work/life balance shift I've ever had. I wish all jobs offered 4x10's."], "response": "It's people like you, why Jeff Bezos fell to second place, won't you think of the billionaires? ", "id": "reddit_310"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["37 years ago today, we lost one of our best. RIP Terry Fox.", "His influence is worldwide. I come from a small town in the west of Ireland and every year we have the Terry Fox run to raise money for Cancer Ireland. It’s one of the largest community events of the year and 1,500 people run it in a town with a population of 2,000-3,000. Incredible respect for this guy and how he still brings together over half of my town today is a testament to the impact someone like him can have even half a world away.", "Amazing I did not know that. Thanks for sharing!"], "response": "In the essence of sharing, [this started on Wednesday](<URL>", "id": "reddit_311"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Jacksonville Jaguars have clinched a playoff spot for the first time since 2007", "Blake Bortles= GOAT since David Garrard () Seriously. Congrats Jags fans. D is ferocious as fuck. Deserve a playoff spot"], "response": "I mean in terms of Jacksonville quarterbacks that's true no  needed.", "id": "reddit_312"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Prehistoric spider-like arachnid found preserved in amber", "I think it's wonderfully interesting that this thing even *looks* like an older model", "The even cooler thing is it actually has a tail. This is kind of a repost from /r/interestingasfuck. [They just didn’t include the tail](<URL>", "Which is a shame. The tail is the most remarkable part.", "It... looks like a facehugger with the tail.", "[removed]", "Have you ever seen a spider die of old age? I bet they burrow deep into the ground to complete the metamorphosis. There is a giant colony of Aliens a mile under the ground."], "response": ">Have you ever seen a spider die of old age? [Only one...](<URL>", "id": "reddit_313"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["IDEA Petition to bring back the miniature storages on top of the Clan Castle to gauge how full your treasury is", "wow I forgot about this. My favorite part of this sub is all the nostalgia. I discovered this game at a very exciting time in my life like 6 years ago and so much has changed since then", "Remember tapping each individual barracks to train troops? How about when we could only upgrade walls with gold?"], "response": "I miss sniping dark elixir storage with lightning", "id": "reddit_314"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Philadelphia Eagles have won the Super Bowl over the New England Patriots 41-33", "The games over, yet somehow I have this inkling suspicion that Tom Brady is still going to somehow pull it off.", "Al and Cris are still reviewing that Ertz touchdown."], "response": "No they aren't it was obviously not a catch ", "id": "reddit_315"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Avengers Infinity War Official Trailer", "I can tell this movie is unrealistic because all the school bus windows slide down so easily.", "And it's not rattling like it's constantly on a 3rd world road. Not that the Queensboro Bridge is much better..."], "response": "There should be that one window that only goes halfway", "id": "reddit_316"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The protest rally in Hong Kong right now (source: twitter)", "Damn that's a massive turnout! Glad to see the people of Hong Kong have stayed strong and not allowed the authorities to bully them into giving up. Strength in numbers!", "That’s just one apartment building’s turnout! Super excited to see when others join in.", "That’s...one? Just one?", "I think that was a joke", "You should see the size of the apartment buildings there, it’s not far off being true."], "response": "Just look at the skyline we see here, those buildings are fucking massive.", "id": "reddit_317"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To everyone spending money to get Black Ops 3 supply drops...", "I understand the lure of buying supply drops (I want the MX Garand so bad!), but I really hate having to spend just to have a CHANCE at getting what I want. I wish nobody would buy supply drops so that they'd be discouraged from using this system again, but sadly I'm sure they're making money hand-over-fist.", "I mean, the player base keeps declining year after year. They have to keep the share holders happy by making up for it somehow.", "Where do you get your numbers from? As far as I know, this is the most successful COD yet."], "response": "MW3 still holds the record for best selling CoD game.", "id": "reddit_318"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["McCabe says he ordered the obstruction of justice probe of President Trump", "> Pelley said McCabe confirms in their interview that Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein considered wearing a wire in meetings with President Trump. Previously, a Justice Department statement claimed that Rosenstein made the offer sarcastically, but McCabe said it was taken seriously. > \"McCabe in [the 60 Minutes] interview says no, it came up more than once and it was so serious that he took it to the lawyers at the FBI to discuss it,\" Pelley told \"CBS This Morning.\" Looks like Rosenstein won’t be resigning like he planned to do.", "Yikes. Why would McCabe put this info out there and give ammo to fire him?", "Just laying out some line. Seeing if Trump will take the bait.", "I mean the only thing he'd eat faster would be a bunless Fish Delight™, he probably has about 6 (extremely incriminating) tweets out already and Ghouliani is suiting up to make the rounds as we speak", "Ghouliani is the best and most appropriate nickname. Well done."], "response": "That nickname's been around for a while now, dog", "id": "reddit_319"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Public Relations", "Fuck this phony benevolent corporatism! We can see through your lies 😑", "They’re trying to recover from the crony capitalist label and set themselves up for the next decade as they loot the American treasury in overdrive and continue to wreck the environment, civil society, and our body politic for shareholder value."], "response": "I’m ready for the bailout of Big Beer. I’d put an  but I’m worried that I might wind up being a prophet now", "id": "reddit_320"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Romanian drivers ...", "Ah yes... that's why we like noise canceling earbuds", "Transylvania sounds like a headphone brand for trance music.", "it also sounds like the western part of romania"], "response": "I think you mean the eastern part of Hungary.", "id": "reddit_321"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dr. Dre Boasts About Daughter Getting Into USC ‘All on Her Own,’ Then Remembers $70 Million Donation and Deletes Twitter Post", "Imagine being so rich that you forgot writing a check for $70 million", "Or that a building, named after you, is still there.", "theres a building named after him???", "The Dr. Andre Young School for the Chronically Ill", "You funny sonofabitch.", "Really? If true that's hilarious ... If not true, you're funny as hell lmao", "It’s the USC Jimmy Iovine and Andre Young Academy", "[deleted]"], "response": "The English language should exclusively be written in Times New Roman and other serif fonts to avoid this issue.", "id": "reddit_322"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["New Emails and Photo Show President Intervened Directly in Decision Not to Sell FBI HQ Property to Potential Trump Hotel Competitors", "Oh I recall someone telling congress that that didn't happen? Wait you're saying it did and they knowingly lied to Congress? Isn't there supposed to be some kind of consequence for that?", "I think the charge begins with P?", "Promotion is the P word as long as Republican's control Congress", "Um, I'm pretty sure there's a different \"P word\" when talking about Trump.", "Russian golden showers? Sorry, that's three words with a \"P\"", "Putin Piss Parties?", "Pussygrabber's Pissy-Palooza Prostitutes Paid to Pee Politburo Piss Payback"], "response": "Promotion to the Head of Department of Ethics with the way things work around here.", "id": "reddit_323"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Its a hard choice.", "Davidson would be a lot more lucrative if they weren't playing a hot Kentucky...", "I'd pick them vs any of the other 5 seeds", "They are the best 12 seed... And Arizona is the best 4 seed... And Virginia is the best 1 seed... Fuck me. Guess UK is going to win another championship.", "I don’t think it can be said that UVA is the best 1 seed with Hunter down.", "Are we the second worst 1 seed now?"], "response": "Well, I didn’t say they were the worst 1 seed, only that they’re not the best. Sorry to get your hopes up.", "id": "reddit_324"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["back in the 90s, police officers got a bit creative. they sent letters to people who had warrants, saying that they won a free item, then when the suspects arrived, they arrested them. credit to r/watchpeopledieinside", "We used to do this, too. They'd even get real lazy with it and hold the giveaways at the police station. Still worked", "You’ve got to be kidding me. I guess criminals aren’t smart", "We never catch the bright ones.", "maybe the bright ones dont exist.", "The bright ones stick to white collar crime.", "Like politics :)", "Nah, there are plenty of stupid as fuck politicians."], "response": "were all thinking of one right now lol", "id": "reddit_325"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["25 million tonnes of US soybeans will go unsold this year as a direct consequence of the trade war with China", "American taxpayers will still pay for them... So in some way, they still get sold 😀", "Trade wars are easy to win.", "Only the Best farm foreclosures..."], "response": "big AG just gets that much bigger, and they get it for pennies on the dollar.", "id": "reddit_326"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lev Parnas releases recording of Trump dinner: Full video", "The man was recording for that long, and no one noticedtopped him. FFS, this is embarrassing", "What, how'd you get that recording of the president? It was easy, I just walked right in.", "when you’re a star, they let you", "When you’re a Russian backed Ukrainian they let you do it.", "You just move on them like a babushka."], "response": "Like a grandmother? ... I'm not sure what imagery you're trying to conjure, but I'm seeing Lev parnas pinching Donald's cheeks.", "id": "reddit_327"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL the Japanese bullet train system is equipped with a network of sensitive seismometers. On March 11, 2011, one of the seismometers detected an 8.9 magnitude earthquake 12 seconds before it hit and sent a stop signal to 33 trains. As a result, only one bullet train derailed that day.", "Wow, that is amazing tech for trains.", "The US hasn’t even widely implemented automatic controls. They would prevent a lot of over-speed derailments."], "response": "Why spend money on infrastructure when you can spend it on bombs? ", "id": "reddit_328"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["US Airways lied to stranded customers to avoid paying for hotels during the recent computer system failure.", "1. document all you can. For example, what airlines, and flights, specifically were flying to the same destinations? 2. can you get some kind of written confirmation from these airlines that they flew there without incident? 3. contact the Aviation consumer protection and enforcement. [<URL> 4. contact US air again and tell them you've contacted the consumer protection agency. 5. perhaps consider writing the DOT or the [ATA](<URL> to see what the \"official\" weather was like.", "I may be wrong but wouldn't the NWS be considered reliable for official weather?"], "response": "Not for flight weather info. That comes from DUATS.", "id": "reddit_329"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit is finally starting to get it!", "Imagine a government whose main interest was the protection of individual's rights. Ah one can dream.", "Imagine a government that remembers it's job is to serve and not rule..."], "response": "The problem is the majority of the population forgot what its job was. Keeping the government in line.", "id": "reddit_330"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["HUMOR Thanks Supercell :)", "During the soft launch of Brawl Stars, we briefly experimented with placing ads in the game. In the end, we just felt it didn't belong so it was removed. With Clash of Clans, there really isn't a place for ads to belong either. While I can't guarantee future games won't have in-game ads, but it is something we would have to think very carefully about.", "Future games?! I just say I'm excited bruh"], "response": "Wow, Supercell makes more games that aren’t clash? What a surprise! ", "id": "reddit_331"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Na`Vi bids adieu to its Dota 2 roster", "Farewell, old friends. It's been one HELL of a ride.", "Golden boys who started the golden age of Dota 2.", "[deleted]", "Unforgetable, i remember watching this live. Everytime I hear this or read it, it still gives me the same chills and excitement"], "response": "Yup. Easy chills. You know exactly who's talking.", "id": "reddit_332"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My doctoral thesis.", "North Korea women don't deserve to be mistreated like this, they have enough problems already.", "You think they have problems! Try being a gamer. Us gamers are constantly discriminated against and forced to be virgins because we're actual intellectuals who maintain the composure of a gentleman. "], "response": "Why are we treated so poorly when studies have PROVEN that we gamers are superior in bed? ", "id": "reddit_333"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["the fog during my flight makes illinois seem like it hasn’t rendered", "That's how they hide the glitches.... Weather. I suppose a hurricane is like defragmenting a hard drive.", "I work in a tall building with an unobstructed view over flat land for miles. Most of the time, we can see all the way to the horizon, busy roads with tons of traffic, etc.. Sometimes because of weather, visibility out the windows drops to barely being able to see the parking garage nextdoor. This is when I say, \"a level 1 backup or restore job is being performed. Brace yourselves, deja vu is coming.\"", "Another globe head peddling myths about a horizon ^^hopefully ^^unnecessary ^^"], "response": "Unfortunately that  was very necessary these days", "id": "reddit_334"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["New Cache easter egg. They added portrait of the man who saved the world from WW3", "Lieutenant Colonel Stanislav Petrov deserves a mention too. their was a false alarm that looked like 5 missiles being shot at russia. petrov was convinced it was a false alarm as he correctly presumed a full scale nuclear war would involve a lot more missiles. single handedly stopped \"retaliation strikes\" and prevented a nuclear war. weve had a lot of close calls, some of which arent listed in the wiki. [<URL>"], "response": "The fact that such a Wikipedia page exists at all is alarming", "id": "reddit_335"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When /r/globaloffensive misses a shot in CS:GO", "Pff, as if anyone would uninstall. We just cry and say we're done.", "Yeah. The Video was great, but i feel it should have ended with hitting the ACCEPT button...", "That's too real. That makes you reflect on the Stockholm syndrome at hand.", "cs:go is literally killing me man, it's the best drug I've ever injected into my body.", "If you injected it then youre doing it wrong.", "Boof or bust", "Name checks out", "Name checks out for u too"], "response": "How would you kno... You know what, I don't want to know.", "id": "reddit_336"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bought my first ever new car and I’m already fed up with people telling me I should’ve bought something else", "Dunno what their problem is. I myself have been wanting to get an 86 for a couple of years but can't since I'm still in university. It is a pretty damn good car though. I've test driven it a few times. ... But you should have bought a BMW M2 instead "], "response": "Yeah, M2s are only double the price, totally competing in the same market ", "id": "reddit_337"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My dog got on the news. This was my favourite bit.", "Now with added sound! Please enjoy this amplified chomp: URL", "Hahahahaha that “BOOP” 😂", "A quick sketch URL", "Are you ever worried your drawings may get buried in comments and no one ends up seeing it? What's your strategy to comment? Standalone comment or hijacking top comments? Just curious, great sketches though!", "Sketches rarely get buried. Reddit loves to see people drawing other people's animals. Replying to a top comment with the least replies usually makes sure they don't get buried too. Unless someone funny comes along.", ">Unless someone funny comes along. Yes, how can I help?"], "response": "Theres nothing funny about blasting a load in thy lord and savior ", "id": "reddit_338"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Protester shot in chest by live police round during Hong Kong National Day protests", "The one thing that makes me kind of happy about this week's events is that Beijings big 70th celebration is covered in smog. Very low visibility. Even though they shut down nearby factories for the past week to cut back on smog for the event, it didn't work. Suck it Xi."], "response": "That was intended so they can show their stealth drone and claim \"no one can see it!!\" ", "id": "reddit_339"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ohio city to stop observing Columbus Day, make Election Day holiday instead", "What an anti-democratic power grab, making it easier for people to vote. Blatant handout to people without a lot of free time.", "Damned citizens thinking they have the *right* to vote."], "response": "They already have guns. They don't need to vote. ", "id": "reddit_340"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL that a Polish environmental charity put a SIM card in a GPS tracker to follow the migratory pattern of a white stork. They lost track of the stork and later received a phone bill for $2,700; someone in Sudan had taken the SIM from the tracker and made over 20 hours of calls.", "This news is so perfectly descriptive of today's world. On one side you have a world where you can set-up a highly sophisticated program to follow bird migration. On the other side you have the rest of the world, with more stringent problems.", "Like the [hitchiking robot](<URL>) that made it 3,700 miles through Canada, but was found destroyed after only 2 weeks in the US.", "Destroyed in Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love^TM"], "response": "But robots are not our brother. Philly will be the only city left standing after the robot wars. ", "id": "reddit_341"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dear Hindus, we Indian Muslims rejected an Islamic state in 1947.. Now its your turn to reject a Hindu Nazi state.. Speak up. NOW", "If you rejected a Islamic state when how did Pakistan form? Muslims voted to have a separate state."], "response": "ergo all Hindus are voting for a Hindu rashtra ", "id": "reddit_342"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Currently at 889 votes on r/funny", "Guys like this flipped out when some black footballer took a knee during a song.", "I too enjoy paying $200 per seat to have millionaires tell me how hard their life is. I better Tweet about it. But voting requires effort so I don't do that. \"*Why doesn't anything ever change?*\""], "response": "You're part of the problem and it's amazing that you can't see it. It's so clear.", "id": "reddit_343"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["New Hero: Snapfire", "Imagine being so insecure in your identity that you're afraid this hero makes dota like League or Hots.", "it gets said everytime man its basically just obligatory at this point."], "response": ">Grimstroke looks like a disney princess omg dota is ded ", "id": "reddit_344"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ichiro: Who the F is Tom Brady?!", "I'll take things I never thought I'd hear from Ichiro for 500, Alex"], "response": "No, Alex gave Tom the number you dolt. ", "id": "reddit_345"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What will be the \"turns out cigarettes are bad for us\" of our generation?", "It's already happening, but Low-Fat products. They are jacked up with sugar and not at all healthy for you. Also I'm so happy that this war on Fat is coming to an end. I literally eat ghee and avocados all day and lose weight. Edit: I didn't expect my comment to blow up. To clarify: yes I know about caloric intake and it's role in weight loss. I also know that fat loss doesn't equate to weight loss and lastly, my comment pertains to the food and pharma industry's attack on healthy fats by claiming that eggs and fish are unhealthy, suggesting that people should consume low fat items which were instead loaded with sugars and not healthy.", "> avocados all day You fool! You'll never be able to afford a house!"], "response": "lol has nothing to do with eating avocados. He's just a lazy millennial ", "id": "reddit_346"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I would say you were half Chinese half Asian", "You'll always be my Asian.", "I have this friend I play games with. He just sounded like an Asian American. Turns out he's Hispanic, but ive gotten our entire friend group to refer to him as Asian. Edit: seem to have pissed off alot of people. I appologize.", "[removed]", "Are you asking me to explain an accent through text?", "We speak like Americans, you dolt."], "response": "Wrong. I've caught you in a lie: Only Brits say dolt. ", "id": "reddit_347"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Na`Vi bids adieu to its Dota 2 roster", "Farewell, old friends. It's been one HELL of a ride.", "Golden boys who started the golden age of Dota 2.", "[deleted]"], "response": "Unforgetable, i remember watching this live. Everytime I hear this or read it, it still gives me the same chills and excitement", "id": "reddit_348"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["One of these three is not like the others", "To win a Republican primary you have to sound tough. So far, trump has sounded tough while saying the US shouldn't police the world and should withdraw from Syria and Afghanistan. He's been great on foreign policy IMO."], "response": "Especially withdrawing from the nuclear weapons treaties with Russia! Good job on keeping tensions down! ", "id": "reddit_349"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit Just got a $150 Million Investment from TenCent who also 40% of Epic Games", "Tencent owns so so so so much more I bet most that don't follow the company won't even knew about... $150mil USD to them is like pocket change that they aren't even gonna spend the effort to pick it up if it fell out of their pocket.", "And their investment is at a $3 billion valuation (5%).", "Seriously. People think a 5% stake means they suddenly control Reddit. Not quite how it works.", "Front page of reddit: LeTs shOw tHEm wE WoNt bE cEnsorED!!! Tencent: [...](<URL>", "r/tinylinks"], "response": "Took me about 15 tries to get it on my phone", "id": "reddit_350"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["NCAA Launches Investigation Into Why It Wasn’t Making Millions Off Recent College Admissions Scandal", "I liked the one that said “thousands of students forced to attend Iowa State after University sets Acceptance rate to 140%", "Sounds like a prison sentence: \"Yeah, man I had to do four years at Ames\"", "I did 4 years in South Bend, single sex dorms, not exactly a picnic in the winter."], "response": "You could only have sex ONCE in each dorm? Did they just burn them to the ground after?!", "id": "reddit_351"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#PepeIsHere | Nicolas Pepe becomes record signing", "The name.. is Raul Sanllehi. I'm the two time, back to back, consecutive deals, transfer window champion. We're on a waterslide of success and all these small clubs are at the bottom in the kiddy pool, not knowing that a 4 foot 8 freak of nature is coming down the waterslide at 95MPH, naked, fully vasolined from head to tippy toe, ready to knock every single little club out. That's the difference between me and Gazidis. RRAAAAUULLLL!", "We're at the Tippity Top and we're only halfway there. Tierney and CB, LETS GOOOOO"], "response": "The whole football world doesn't know what's about to hit 'em! We're gonna SNAP 'EM UP!!!!", "id": "reddit_352"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Senate defies Trump, passes historic resolution to end US support for Saudi Arabia in Yemen war", "Is this the thread where donald supporters who support his idea to withdraw from Syria without a plan because we need to get out of the Middle East express their support of donald for vetoing this because we need to have a strong military presence in the Middle East? *edit* In regards to the inevitable \"Yeah well the leftists supported all these wars when Obama was in charge but are just against them now that is in charge!\" <URL> <URL> <URL> *edit2* Here's a picture of a kitten with a stuffed animal as eyebleach for those depressing graphs: <URL>", "Those last three charts are so telling", "They're the only three charts he posted unless I missed one? Likely, I have not had coffee yet today", "The first three charts are equally as telling!"], "response": "I like the middle 3 parts the best though.", "id": "reddit_353"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Taika Waititi to Direct Thor 4", "Quite literally could not have been anyone else. Absolutely stoked about this. #TeamThor"], "response": "You never know, they could've brought on Scott Buck so he could go 3 for 3 on Marvel adaptations ", "id": "reddit_354"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ah yes", "How do you even spend 5k on a computer? *\"In your future.... I see RGB. Jesus that's a lot of RGB...\"*", "When I build my dream system 3 years ago I spent 7, it's definitely doable lol. Watercooling was **way** more expensive than I expected it to be."], "response": "Huh. Where I live $7 won't get you a case. Nice to know there are places where you can get watercooled pcs for $7. ", "id": "reddit_355"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["With all the justified focus on R Kelly right now lets not forget that Chris Brown is also a complete pile of shit.", "I've come up with a foolproof plan to avoid being assaulted by Chris Brown. Step 1: Don't take pictures of him in public without asking him first Step 2: Don't be a woman Follow these simple steps and you, too, could avoid being assaulted."], "response": "People who don't obey by these rules clearly deserves to be assaulted. ", "id": "reddit_356"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cody Rhodes backing up his wife: \"It’s not difficult with this subject matter. Racism is trash. We are divided enough, wrestling should bring folks together.\"", "Somewhere in the world CM Punk is sitting in a plush leather chair stroking a white cat and thinking \"It's good to be back\"", "All it took was tagging Tony Khan."], "response": "all the pieces are in place... now we wait. light smile, turns to window, cityscape at night. music plays", "id": "reddit_357"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump publicly admits he fired White House official as retaliation for impeachment testimony: He was very insubordinate", "I guess he's talking about both Alexander and Yevgeny? I'm real interested to hear his reasoning behind canning Yevgeny."], "response": "Probably couldn't tell which one was which so he fired them both to be safe.", "id": "reddit_358"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Whats a problem of yours that would be solved if someone just gave you $5000?", "Buying my insulin. $2,273 for a 3 month supply. Insurance restarts next month and I have to meet my deductible, then I pay %20 of that. That's just my insulin, not test strips or pump supplies. Makes me wonder if it's worth it to stay alive at times. Edit: I am type 1, not type 2, so not using insulin is not a choice and it's not based on my lifestyle. And, obligatory, thank you for the platinum! :)", "Holy crap that’s so expensive", "A heroin addiction is less expensive"], "response": "For everyone scrolling by, the above comment is absolutely not hyperbole is there a reverse  tag? I’m dead serious and it’s sad", "id": "reddit_359"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Norway has issued a threat to Brazil that if rising deforestation in the Amazon rainforest is not reversed, its billion-dollar financial assistance to Brazil’s Amazon fund will fall to zero.", "Norwegian here. We like nature. 👍🏼", "Okay but ~~most~~ *a large part* of the country's GDP is from oil, *and oil is their biggest export*. Source: URL Edit as my original comment was incorrect as pointed out in some replies", "Oil drilled from norway, if i recall, is actually less damaging to nature than a lot of other places due it being purer and the technology involved in drilling it. Its sort of an argument for norwegian oil.. I am norwegian to, so i might just have been reading the propaganda.", "what about the burning of the oil?"], "response": "We don't burn oil, we export it. ", "id": "reddit_360"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This lad went under the tarp and army crawled for 50 feet to recover the first home run ever hit by the Red Sox outside of North America", "First home run ever hit by the Red Sox in Europe. Brandon Moss homered in Japan in 2008.", "Damn. Now it's useless and he has to throw it back.", "It's not nice to throw Brandon moss around like that"], "response": "Moss always lands on the north side of the rock. He’ll be fine.", "id": "reddit_361"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lucio VA hanging out with other Overwatch VAs!", "I have a boyfriend", "It's simple. We kill the boyfriend. *cocks sniper rifle*"], "response": "As Widowmaker? At this rate he will never die ", "id": "reddit_362"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Like three people will get this", "Wow, I can't believe I'm one of the super-exclusive three people on the internet who gets this!", "Me too, wow! We need to find the 3rd guy", "Helo I am here I have snaks", "Sooo... will you guys explain this joke to rest of us?", "Basically mini DVs like these had little labels that you could write on with a pencil to record descriptions and dates. The mini DV on the table is dead (the magnetic tape inside came out like a hernia), and the coroner is using a pencil to record name, time of death etc. before burial. Or at least I thiiiiink...", "typically radical 90's kids would rewind their cassettes by sticking a pencil in one of the holes. you could use one to fix the tape coming out of the shell ^(call it whoosh or call it poe's law but at least this is here for the non-90s kids) **e** probably should explain the joke when saying you will explain the joke **e2** my top comment is explaining a joke that 95% of people reading it already get. thanks guys", "I always used my pinky. It just never occurred to me to use a pencil since I could do it just fine without.", "Same, even though you got little indents and it kinda hurt."], "response": "I rolled my thumb around my punky fingertip after reading this.", "id": "reddit_363"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This drug will destroy your life.", "And yet y'all keep voting Republican. SMH."], "response": "Because when there was a completely democratic White House and senate, weed was legalized. Obvious ", "id": "reddit_364"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bad News for Donald Trump: SNL In the Midst of a Ratings Renaissance. Most viewed season in 22 years.", "**EDIT:** Thread locked. This is why we can't have nice things. **Reminder:** As mentioned by our venerable mod /u/brtw [earlier today](<URL> r/television is a place to discuss TV shows and the business around it. Sometimes politics and entertainment mix, and that's fine. Political discussion is allowed so long as it remains civil, however if you are only here to discuss politics, to start fights based on your political alignment, action will be taken and you will be banned.", "So he made SNL great again?", "In fairness, not only was he a host while he was a candidate, he has supplied them with unlimited material and gives the show HUUGE promotion by talking about it on twitter every week. For someone who supposedly hates the show, he couldn't do more to boost their ratings if he tried!", "He owns part of NBC. It's all a ploy", "But he divested. I mean, we all saw the stacks of paper.", "\"Oh yeah, they're fake\" I fucking lost it.", "Not fake a prop.  Like it matters."], "response": "I mean it's like help, help, lifeguard I'm drowning in papers.", "id": "reddit_365"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When Ferrari is on the same flight as you", "I bet that the conveyor belt goes faster with Ferrari luggage on it.", "Vettel's case complains about slower luggage not getting out of the way.", "BLUE BAGS! BLUE BAGS!", "After an hour in baggage reclaim and none of the suitcases have turned up yet: \"Honestly, what are we doing here?\"", "An hour? I start meluttering that after 10 minutes"], "response": "Meluttering. Now that's new. Also, 10 minutes? Bitch I lose my shit in 5 minutes.", "id": "reddit_366"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Im seeing more and more of this: feminists using \"mansplaining\" accusations to deal with being publicly proven wrong", "They're doing us a favor by making it abundantly obvious who you should ignore completely.", "Ignoring them is dangerous, things have gotten as bad as they have for men because we keep choosing to ignore their outright lunacy. What happens when feminists like them get enough power in politics they can force changes?", "We almost elected one president. Thank God we dodged that bullet"], "response": "Ya I'm really glad the election went the way it did ", "id": "reddit_367"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How false accusations destroy lives", "She should now get 5 years", "Regret should never be considered \"rape\": URL", "Whenever someone makes the argument that you can't give consent when you're impaired I ask them if it would be this person's fault if they drove drunk and killed someone.", "Any time I've had sex with a drunk person, I've also been drunk. I bet that's extremely common. Who was raped in that scenario? In a court, probably the female."], "response": "females can't give consent when they're drunk, men can. ", "id": "reddit_368"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mercedes running a red halo for Niki", "Ferrari to also run a red car as a tribute to Niki."], "response": "But no one will see it that far back", "id": "reddit_369"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Darwin would be proud", "One golden rule we have learned as pest control technicians...If you ask, \"is it possible for rats to...?\", Yes. No matter how you finish that question, the answer will be yes.", "Is it possible to hide a rat under my hat and have it control me to cook five star meals", "YEP! They even have a documentary of it happening", "Fuckin rat even got the place shut down and ruined a distinguished food critic's career. The fuck kind of ending is that \\o/", "Disney didn't show you the part where he craps all next to the food.", "I was about to say, I didn't see that rat crap the entire movie. I mean hell, I pooped twice while watching it."], "response": "He's actually starving throughout the movie. They make a point of it.", "id": "reddit_370"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["As a Canadian Redditor browsing r/all", "You're missing r/politicalhumour", "> politicalhumor yeah more like trump jokes... 99% not even funny"], "response": "I think you mean 'Putin Jokes' because he's the president of the USA XD ", "id": "reddit_371"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Meninist (1.3M followers) just got banned on Twitter", "A satirical twitter account, which is parodying hateful feminist rhetoric gets suspended instead of the hateful feminist rhetoric itself? It can't get anymore ironic.", "The difference is that Twitter gets virtually zero reports on absurd feminist tweets. But post a satirical tweet against feminism and the masses get riled up and Twitter gets thousands of reports. It's basically the same as shouting down a speaker at UC Berkley because he has a different opinion than you.", "> zero reports on absurd feminist tweets. We could start reporting tweets.", "I'd like to think most of us have better things to do with our time.", "True but what are we doing here then?", "Better things"], "response": "Your right. Go back to reading about stuff like this than taking action. Action is over rated anyway.", "id": "reddit_372"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["‘Avengers: Endgame’ Finally Conquers King of The World James Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ To Becoming The Highest Grossing Film Of All-Time", "Congratulations to Disney on beating Disney as the all time box office champion!", "[deleted]", "And soon they're going to be launching their own streaming service and we will see who survives in the Netflix v Amazon v Disney v every other streaming service death match.", "Piracy, the unexpected competitor. Edit: wow high comment of mine. Hoist the Jolly Roger I suppose.", "God knows I’m not paying for like 5 different services. Seems like our best bet is to hoist the flag and go “sailing” again"], "response": "I'm gonna have to learn how to pirate. :(", "id": "reddit_373"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Romanian drivers ...", "Ah yes... that's why we like noise canceling earbuds", "Transylvania sounds like a headphone brand for trance music."], "response": "it also sounds like the western part of romania", "id": "reddit_374"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Artist Badaal Nanjudaswamy recreates an astronaut walking on moon full or craters in Bengaluru", "Not gonna lie they had us in first half."], "response": "Too true. I actually thought it was a set until an auto just passed by :-p", "id": "reddit_375"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mexico beat Germany for the first time ever in the World Cup but dont let that distract you from the fact that UMBC was the first 16 seed to knock off a 1 seed with their 20 point victory over Virginia", "When you grow up a Virginia Tech and Maryland fan, laugh at UVA and all the 16-1 jokes, then end up inheriting all of the abuse a few months later because you end up going to school there....", "Well at least ur in a academically better school!", "That depends on what you're studying"], "response": "That’s what uva rejects tell themselves tbh  love u hokie bros", "id": "reddit_376"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Having a girlfriend is cheating! ", "Reminds me of when 2 guys at a tournament were playing and the dudes controller disconnected and the other guy paused to let him plug it back in, then the 1st guy said that he should SD because in the rules, pausing means you lost a stock.", "Wow, that's a prime example of unsportsmanly conduct if ever I've heard one. Edit: it's 'unsportsmanlike', not 'unsportsmanly', my goof."], "response": "What's worse, is he was ignoring the fact that technically an unplug means you forfeit the round entirely, but didnt wanna hear it", "id": "reddit_377"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Stotts: \"As an American, I believe in free speech and democracy, and its kinda what we stand for\"", "Hot take!! Freedom?! Democracy?! This man is really risking it all!"], "response": "As the media would lead you to believe, this is, clearly, not what portland stands for. ", "id": "reddit_378"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Before he was Morpheus, he was Cowboy Curtis on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. 1986.", "Before he was Cowboy Curtis, he was Gunner's Mate 3rd Class Tyrone Miller, aka \"Mr. Clean,\" the 17-year-old cocky South Bronx-born crewmember on a secret river journey from South Vietnam into Cambodia to assassinate Col. Kurtz.", "And at fourteen, too. Fishburne was always unmistakably talented.", "They weren't too concerned about age during Vietnam, it seems...", "Funny story, Fishburne lied about his age to get the gig. The film took so long to make that by the time it'd come out, he was actually the age he'd said he was all along.", "in the movie didn't he lie about his age to sign up for war?"], "response": "Yup! It was a line that the director put in because he didn't look 18. No shit Sherlock.", "id": "reddit_379"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy...", "Don't get the guy fired by posting this. His boss probably won't be laughing about it."], "response": "It's ok there's other delivery companies that dress in brown they will never be able to track this man down. ", "id": "reddit_380"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I would love to see the reversed version of this", "She should be in jail and marked as a sex offender for life.", "Disagree because I disagree with the sex offender registry's current set up. The sex offender registry or sex offender label has this connotation of rapist or child fucker. People who commit a crime that has a sexual nature aren't nessissarly a danger. They just need to be punished and show it's wrong (for first offenses). The registry needs to be for people who are an active danger or have abused kids. Too many people are on there for minor crimes they wouldn't do again after prosecution. Touch a butt, pee in a park, or go streaking as a prank? Okay it's an issue, but shouldn't ruin someone's life. Doing it a second time after punishment is another story, though.", "But it ruins men's. And if that was a man, it would be ruined. Why should it be different for her?", "I think the sex offender label should be fixed rather than both genders be treated equally terribly."], "response": "But that's reasonable and we here in America don't appreciate logical endgames, not since last year's election. ", "id": "reddit_381"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Americans of reddit, what is your opinion on switching to the metric system?", "What difference does it make when Big Tape Measure is lobbying with tens of dollars to keep inches so they don't have to paint more lines?", "Are tape measures not double-sided like rulers?", "Most are. Long distance ones (like 50-100 feet) usually have feet, sometimes they'll have decimal feet too which is dumb. Edit: By dumb I mean the decision to include decimal feet instead of a more conventional measurement. Also when working with one like this I would constantly use the wrong measurement (ie 5.8 feet instead of 5 feet 8 inches). [Here](<URL> is what most of the tape measurers I have look like. Inches on top, cm on the bottom.", "> decimal feet too which is dumb. I've never heard that term before but it sure sounds dumb. If your going to go decimal why start with the foot instead of the inch, yard, or mile? It just sounds so incredibly arbitrary.", "It’s used in engineering and architecture for good reason (worked in both) Usually rooms or properties are measured in square feet, so a decimal foot system makes sense when you have to do calculations involving surface area or volume. Imagine having 144 or 1728 in your denominator for surface area or volume calculations on all your buildings. Gross."], "response": ">Imagine having (a) [...] denominator for [...] calculations [...]. Gross. I think you just described the problem metric is designed to solve.", "id": "reddit_382"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Homophobic caucus goer finds out Pete is gay after committing to caucus for him", "she judges Pete’s sexuality and then judges the volunteer for her “lack of faith”... how Christ-like of her"], "response": "Don’t judge her. She is washed of sin and may cast the first stone. ", "id": "reddit_383"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Same-sex marriage is now legal in Australia!", "Today is one of those days that's going to be talked about in history classes for decades to come.", "7 December 2017 - Australia was one of the last holdouts of Western civilization to finally bestow basic human rights to homosexual people. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for Australia. But you have to admit they are straggling on this issue.", "Baby steps, we still haven't figured out decent internet."], "response": "Excuse me? FASTER, CHEAPER and MORE AFFORDABLE. Adsl 1+ in 2017 is great guys. ", "id": "reddit_384"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion This subreddit is downvote cancer.", "Did u just use \"cancer\" as a reference? Do u know hw many ppl die from it? *Downvotes* "], "response": "No one in this sub also has no idea of the meaning of ", "id": "reddit_385"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gotta hold my 45% winrate at 45%", "When you make a ballsy move. Distract the enemy. And no one followed you round that corner/over the hill.", "OMFG thank you. I get so frustrated. Me: I'm gonna speed passed this corner. Okay the 3 enemies are turned on me, they're BACKWARDS to my team. 7 Friendlys Watching: \"Guess it's time to relocate to behind the base with arty. \"", "Or they start shooting and noone is penning or hitting anything... u just see shells flying"], "response": "This is what drives me nuts most games. When I need to get that clutched shot and it goes right into the ground.", "id": "reddit_386"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Satellite images reveal China is destroying Muslim graveyards where generations of Uighur families are buried and replaces them with car parks and playgrounds to eradicate the ethnic groups identity", "China not respecting other ethnic groups?! Impossible"], "response": "I know, the Nazi party was real disrespectful to the Jews too! ", "id": "reddit_387"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["OC French protest parting to allow an ambulance safe passage", "Plot twist: Macron is being escorted inside and the ambulance car is just a cover.", "Sounds like the only possibility to explain why the ambulance driver didn’t take another route but hoped that the protesters make way."], "response": "Definently could be an actual emergency right? Since those never happen. ", "id": "reddit_388"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["News unc0ver v3.7.0~b1 is NOW OUT with full-fledged A12-A12X support with Cydia and system-wide tweak injection", "<URL> has been updated!", "This is the greatest day of my life. Thanks so much for your hardwork pwn20wned and co!"], "response": "“Dad, what was the greatest day of your life?” Dad, “...”", "id": "reddit_389"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Norway has issued a threat to Brazil that if rising deforestation in the Amazon rainforest is not reversed, its billion-dollar financial assistance to Brazil’s Amazon fund will fall to zero.", "i believe the word you're looking for is ultimatum", "Pretty sure that's what nuclear reactors run off.", "[deleted]", "The \"S\" is silent..", "o it' pronounced \"ilent\"?"], "response": "You mean island? But Brazil is no island!", "id": "reddit_390"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL that Japan has chosen Dragon Ball Zs Goku as an ambassador of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics", "I hope they pronounce his name better than at the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade. They've had 2 chances now to get it right and both ended in not right.", "How else can you pronounce it!?"], "response": "Geeko like from the awesome live action movie ", "id": "reddit_391"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jon Jones replies to the death of Daniel Cormiers dad", "[Cormier did the same for Jones mother passing](<URL>", "Because everyone understands how much a parent means to a person.", "Both my parents abandoned me, I must be some shit."], "response": "Have you tried winning the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix to gain their approval?", "id": "reddit_392"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Amazing! Richard Nixon slam dunks a basketball! pic", "Anyone else open the image in a tab and then go back to reddit and try and work out wtf you clicked?", "I saw the image after some minutes of opening it in a tab and couldn't understand what that screenshot meant. However I used the socialite addon to get to this comment page.", "I wish Socialite worked for 3.5 :(", "It does if you override it with the nightly tester tools.", "even better: * about:config * extensions.checkcompatibility * false"], "response": "Man, I love how approachable and user-friendly Firefox is. ", "id": "reddit_393"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump accused of hypocrisy for ordering the potentially inflammatory killing of a top Iranian general, after a series of tweets emerged from 2011 of him saying former president Obama would start a war with Iran in order to get re-elected", "If there's one thing you can count on its: if trump complained someone did something to get an edge, trump will 100% do that thing if he gets a chance.", "I used to scoff at the idea of \"projection\" being a real thing psychologically until this asshole came along.", "He's gonna be a classroom example for the next hundred years", "It's actually uncanny how much he fits the bill with it. I'd only experienced it a few times irl (normally ppl with LGB stuff), but holy smokes he does it with literally everything its insane"], "response": "What on earth does projection have to do with LGBT people? PS, nice elision by the way. ", "id": "reddit_394"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My Husband is a powerlifter and tends to break things around the house on accident. Its become a running joke. He sent me this today...", "glad he’s okay, the way he shoots back off the bench is hilarious", "That actually looks really dangerous. Snapping cables can fuck you up", "He's lucky it snapped right on the handles so nothing whipped back at him.", "Definitely. I took a highly tensioned Bungie cord’s hook to the eye recently while I was securing a fishing net to the top of a Jeep. It felt like I got clocked by an absolute unit. I laid on the ground for a few minutes, unable to open that eye for about 10 minutes. Could have gone a lot worse. Got a corneal abrasion that didn’t need more than ibuprofen.", "Read that as a cornmeal abrasion and was slightly confused.", "This man needs 500 ccs of honey cornbread mixture, STAT!!", "Get me a spicy bean chili catheter with sour cream ASAP!!", "I cant express the mental agony this comment has induced."], "response": "The sour cream is there to soothe the heat", "id": "reddit_395"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sean Murray comments on two players meeting each other", "Thank god Sean was not cryptic this time with the answer.", "\"Too many of you are playing right now.\" Too many for *what* Sean? Use your words!", "~~He's saying you can't see each other because too many people are playing, the servers can't cope with putting players in the same instance~~ I was completely wrong on this...", "[deleted]", "[deleted]"], "response": "Actually i think it was confusing cause most people read tweets from the top to the bottom ", "id": "reddit_396"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Closest Undefeated Team to Each US County (January 19, 2019) (Evening Edition)", "Virginia blew a 50 state lead.", "British empire in shambles", "Does this please Jefferson or displease him given the circumstance?"], "response": "He’s too busy selling off all his slaves to pay the debts on his lavish lifestyle to notice.", "id": "reddit_397"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Max Verstappen wins the 2019 German Grand Prix!", "What the fuck did i just watch", "Man this race reminded me why I love wet races.", "Hungary is expected to have similar weather so I have my fingers crossed.", "Stop. My can only get so erect.", "No keep going"], "response": "Hungary tends to be boring, wet race = wet gtripwood", "id": "reddit_398"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Super Bowl LII Post Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (16-3) at New England Patriots (15-4)", "*2:20 left in the game. Patriots ball, down 5.* Me: We all know how this ends. *Tom Brady strip sack* Me: Oh.", "Man I wasn’t comfortable until they actually brought the trophy out."], "response": "Even then I halfway expected Brady to come out of nowhere, grab the trophy and run away yelling \"no backsies.\"", "id": "reddit_399"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Source: AB has agreed to terms with the #Patriots.", "Does this mean he won't enter the HOF as a Raider now?"], "response": "He'll sign a 1 day contract to retire a Raider ", "id": "reddit_400"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove", "He should post his blood type. Some spare parts will be available soon.", "I call dibs on his arm", "Never call dibs on extremities, rather a kidney to be honest.", "I call dibs on both kidneys.", "Ah FUCK.", "You can have the liver. Mines still mostly good.", "Dibs on lungs! I want absolutely NOTHING to do with his brain, though.", "> I want absolutely NOTHING to do with his brain, though. Why not? It's never been used.", "1 Brain; Mint condition; Never used. No lowballers, I know what I've got!"], "response": "I dont think it will turn over, anyone know how to start a seized brain? Does soaking it in marvel mystery oil work?", "id": "reddit_401"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez plays League! This was on her Instagram today!", "We had boxing matches between celebrities/politicians, can we already get some LoL dog fights between teams? They are even colored red/blue, duh", "1v1 to decide the fate of the nation", "Mrs Obama get down to the botlane and set some wards!", "Mr. Carter is feeding as Talon Mid, the bastard..."], "response": "We can't put poor Jimmy through that treatment again with League, guys, come on.", "id": "reddit_402"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["SPOILER Stephen Wonderboy Thompson vs. Anthony Pettis", "PSA: This is why you should never get in a street fight. even if you are a better fighter and winning all it takes is one punch to send you to the hospital or morgue."], "response": "Nah you don't know my mentality bro I just black out ", "id": "reddit_403"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump Budget Based on $2 Trillion Math Error", "Budgeting from the guy that bankrupted a casino folks.", "Actually the casino couldn't handle the overwhelming crowds on opening day, thats what caused the bankruptcy.", "I hear Franklin's BBQ is going bankrupt any day now, because of the large crowds.", "No one goes there anymore. The line is too long.", "lolwut", "Watch the interview, this is the explanation he gave to the news.", "ah then lolwut has become roflmao I assume the \"he\" in question is Trump because only the World's Biglyest Narcissist would think anyone would buy that."], "response": "ohmygod, I thought you were just ripping on him about his bullshit about his inauguration crowds. Jesus wept", "id": "reddit_404"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bella questa nuova emoji che hanno chiamato \"ma che vuoi\" lol", "gesù cristo adesso chi li ferma i murricans", "pensa tutti i francesi che verranno ingiustamente bombardati solo per il meme"], "response": "Lascia perde i Francesi, loro se lo meritano.", "id": "reddit_405"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congress gets a lot done actually", "And Trump will sign it, just like he signed off on raising the CIA and NSA budgets. But let’s keep pretending that’s he’s draining the swamp and fighting the deep state. Sure got those permanent tax cuts for the rich though.", "If still support Trump and call yourself a conspiracy theorist you may be a moron.", "If you support *any* politician and call yourself a conspiracy theorist you may be a moron."], "response": "Can we just add that to the rules at this point?", "id": "reddit_406"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CNN banned from White House press briefing", "Not just CNN, a whole slew of media The Hill, Buzzfeed, Daily Mail, NYT, Politico, plus a few more as well. All barred.", "Breitbart got in. Let that sink in."], "response": "You mean the company that has a CEO in trump's cabinet was allowed a seat?!  ", "id": "reddit_407"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cop pepper sprays large group of motorcyclist passing safely on the highway. TX", "Great, cause accidents by blinding the riders in the name of safety", "And then everyone whines about how dangerous bikes are.", "Well yeah don't you remember that one time? When that thing happened?", "Ffs I can't go to one single thread without someone bringing that up", "What about that time when a thing almost happened?"], "response": "Honestly that thing was his own fault because of target fixation.", "id": "reddit_408"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Boy who suffered up to 100 seizures a day has none in 300 days after being prescribed cannabis oil", "Sure, no seizures is great, but now hes morally devoid. "], "response": "It's ok, all he has to do is ask Jesus for forgiveness after every hit. ", "id": "reddit_409"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Today after a 1st Date. I guess Im not allowed to not like her?", "She asked your salary on the first date? Christ", "Her: I'm doing really well right now. They're paying me $11 an hour and I've been getting time and a half for like 6 to twelve hours of overtime a week. Do you make overtime? Me: No, I'm salaried and I do around 50-60 hours a week. Her: Oh that sucks. Do they at least pay you enough to make it worth it? How much if I can ask?", "You choose a book for reading", "What I found hilarious was she made fun of how he walks and looks, but she gets super offended when he brings up her weight & deceit. Fucking petty as fuck.", "Sort of like her trying to shut her down and him agreeing and her getting all salty"], "response": "Uhh, nooooo, she clearly states that OP was the one getting salty, can't you read? ", "id": "reddit_410"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Well, that’s one way to ruin a friendship", "Why wouldn't he just ask for a date? Sure in the face of an 11 year friendship the answer will most likely be no, but at least he doesn't come off nearly as creepy.", "He actually has asked me out before, and the answer was no! I told him directly that I was not romantically interested in him and he seemed like he understood, but then I got hit with this text sooo I guess he went for the creepy approach anyways.", "Oh man that’s brutal. Crazy that he missed the obvious writing on the wall. Since you’re single though, any chance of some tasteful nudes or a thong pic? I’ll delete it immediately after since I’m not a weirdo or anything", "The worst part is \"immediately after\", like he may as well have just finished the sentence and said \"immediate after I come\"", "LMAO"], "response": "You know exactly what homeboy was planning lmao there's practically no other outcome", "id": "reddit_411"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wins seat on powerful House Oversight committee", "Yup. Nancy is building a diverse team. Looks like the Democratic Party isn’t trying to silence AOC at all. Weird, there were about 20 headlines about it recently...", "She’s also building a deep bench. This looks to me like she’s not just setting the party up for success in 2020, but for the next two decades.", "I'm a leftist who basically likes Sanders and Warren and think they don't go far enough, economically, but I like Pelosi. She's not at all perfect, but she's scored some pretty big wins for the people, and she's ruthless. She managed to keep the Democrats together to pass the ACA WITH a public option(that was unfortunately removed in the Senate version). She was the perfect choice for speaker , and it shows.", ">and she's ruthless. Hence the constant republican fear mongering. They are terrified of a 90-pound 78-year-old woman.", "Pelosi is 78??? Wow...she hides that well, I had no idea. Thought late 50s, early 60s.", "Better shape than trump and will outlive him."], "response": "Nah. She has spent all of her life energy and trump saved his ", "id": "reddit_412"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["McCabe says he ordered the obstruction of justice probe of President trump", "> \"I wanted to make sure that our case was on solid ground and if somebody came in behind me and closed it and tried to walk away from it, they would not be able to do that without creating a record of why they made that decision,\" McCabe said. Smart man", "> \"There were meetings at the Justice Department at which it was discussed whether the vice president and a majority of the Cabinet could be brought together to remove the president of the United States under the 25th Amendment,\" Pelley said on the show. \"These were the eight days from Comey's firing to the point that Robert Mueller was appointed special counsel. And the highest levels of American law enforcement were trying to figure out what do with the president.\" The FBI took the firing of Comey very seriously. It would be foolhardy to think trump still isn't under investigation for obstruction regardless of the Russia angle.", "trump admitted he obstructed justice in the Lester Holt interview: >When I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said: 'You know, this Russia thing with trump and Russia is a made up story...' URL"], "response": "You gotta listen to his heart not his words! ", "id": "reddit_413"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["For school I had to create a poster on a cause were passionate about. I did mine on domestic violence against men.", "Gonna be honest, it's hard to tell whether the guy has his hands raised like when the police tell you to freeze, or if he's wiggling his fingers and sticking out his tongue in a taunt."], "response": "This sounds like victim blaming. Next you're going to ask if he's wearing a squirting flower on his lapel. ", "id": "reddit_414"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders’ Presidential Run Was Sabotaged by Fake News - Nobody worried about fake news when it helped Hillary Clinton", "I would argue virtually all news these days is fake news. CNN has been caught in wanton collusion with the Democratic party, MSNBC doesn't even try to hide it, and FOX is an shameless cheerleader for anything and everything the Republican establishment gets behind. *Real* news died a long time ago because people stopped caring about objective truth. This generation feels safe and secure nestled in their respective partisan echo chambers. Reddit is a perfect example of this.", "I got massively down voted in r/politics for expressing a similar view. People are not willing to wake up to this reality.", "r/politics became an extension of r/hillaryclinton and even the slightest hint of anti Hillary or pro trump would get you down voted to the stone age. They were so thick with CTR that even the mods were paid, and probably still are, that they will never regain their credibility."], "response": "Every sub should be as unbiased and welcoming of other opinions as /r/conspiracy ", "id": "reddit_415"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["HUMOR Why can you only sell it for 50 gems?", "Not lying I fat fingered it once and lost it sigh"], "response": "Did this with a book of heroes. Haven't felt such shame in a long time", "id": "reddit_416"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ellen Pao to NYT: \"the most virulent detractors on the site are a vocal minority, and that the vast majority of Reddit users are uninterested in what unfolded over the past 48 hours.\"", ">~75% of Redditors were affected by the blackout doesn't ring nicely with >\"vast majority of Reddit users are uninterested in what unfolded\""], "response": "Hey now, don't go throwing around Statistics like that. You never know if they might be true or not. ", "id": "reddit_417"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Found a travel brochure from the World Trade Center while cleaning out my house", "People are selling that on eBay for $35", "I think it would be neat for a museum to have but who’s really going to buy it?", "People who want to post it on Reddit later?", "I smell r/karmaconspiracy...", "🎵Karma karma karma karma Karma conspiracy 🎵", "You come and repost, you come and repoooossst", "OC could be easy if you fellas would like my meeeem", "Reddit Gold and green, Reddit gold and green!", "Every day - I read your drivel (your drivel!)", "I need more up votes than my riiiivals"], "response": "Karma police...arrest this man he talks in rhymes...", "id": "reddit_418"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Giannis Antetokounmpo is the 2019 NBA Most Valuable Player", "MVP, DPOY, MIP, and ROY are all internationals. The game is spreading and I couldn't be happier about it. Congrats countryman 🇬🇷", "Final MVP too "], "response": "Why the  he is from cape town.", "id": "reddit_419"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations to the winners of the Kiev Major!", "Amazing play from all members of OG, congrats to them.", "Fly MVP for sure, those graves!"], "response": "What do you mean? Notail and Ana did ALL the work ", "id": "reddit_420"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["1950s She sure was ahead of her times.", "And her eyes were closed.", "She didn’t see race. Thank you ladies and gentlemen...I’m out."], "response": "To be fair though, everything was black and white back then...", "id": "reddit_421"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Post Game Thread Stephen F. Austin defeats #1 Duke 85-83 in OT", "Biggest Kenpom upset ever. #1 vs. #263", "Wonder what the previous record was? ...was it us? D:", "No, KU at #7 vs. TCU at #265", "I'm assuming that was the game KU scored 13 in the first half? That was the ugliest thing I've ever seen"], "response": "Yep. Bill Self had one of his signature post game comments about the YMCA.", "id": "reddit_422"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["India has planted nearly 66 million trees in 12 hours", "Breaking its earlier record of 50 million trees in a day. Edit: A word Hijacking own comment to reply to all those questioning the authenticity/viability of this effort this explains your mentality.", "Knowing a bit about how things work in india, I would be curious to find out how many of those 50m trees are still alive. People love stunts and photo-ops but there's no glamour in upkeep.", "let's assume 10% survival rate that's 5 million trees", "1% will shock me.", "Why would anyone plant a tree where they wouldn't survive? Those 66 million tress have been planted at the banks of river.", "Why would anyone put Pakistan and South Korea together?"], "response": "To repel the dreaded fusion of India and North Korea ", "id": "reddit_423"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["These three ceiling fans run off of one motor", "This was the original design for ceiling fans. At one time, they all worked this way.", "And grampa had to sit in the corner peddlin'", "Want some air movement? That's a peddlin'.", "A cool breeze on a hot day? Thats a peddlin'."], "response": "Peddlin’ the school fan? You better believe that’s a peddlin'", "id": "reddit_424"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mark Hamills amazing transformation to play Luke Skywalker again!", "Mark had a voice actors body for a few years.", "TIL Mark Hamill has done voice acting Edit: You can stop telling me which roles he's played, I looked it up before writing the TIL", "Get yourself an Xbox and one of the Arkham games - his turn as the Joker is beyond incredible.", "Why an Xbox? They're on PC too"], "response": "Oh here we go!  I just made the assumption that the poster isn't a gamer. Consoles are a little more casual than PCs.", "id": "reddit_425"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This shouldnt be shocking at all", "I see pcmr has that hat mod", "After 900 hours in tf2 could you really *bear to see anyone without a hat?", "> 900 hours in tf2 Casual.", "I was busy playing minecraft for probably around 5k hours"], "response": "5k hours in minecraft? Sounds like rookie numbers to me.", "id": "reddit_426"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["r/news locks thread about orlando night club shooting (20+ killed) when live FBI/Police interview reveals strong possibility of terrorist attack/extremist link, shooter had bomb vest, explosive devices and is not from the area/may be of middle eastern appearance etc.", "They are 100% focusing on him using an \"assault rifle\", zero mention of him being islamist or it being a terror attack. Gotta push that agenda."], "response": "Of course, what happened in Paris was also CLEARLY caused by readily available assault weapons. #GunControlNow ", "id": "reddit_427"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My 79yo father exercises with Wii fit almost every morning", "Get this man a Nintendo commercial.", "I’m pretty sure Nintendo is just pretending the Wii didn’t exist at this point.", "But it did really well? The Wii U was the disappointment."], "response": "What do you mean it was a disappointment? I liked all 5 games I have for mine. ", "id": "reddit_428"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Youtube is Facilitating the Sexual Exploitation of Children, and its Being Monetized (2019)", "I felt uncomfortable watching this", "I'm thankful there's a descriptive comment because I'm too uncomfortable to even click the video.", "Start the video at 15:22 to see all the brands advertising on the videos. Please watch, I know it's uncomfortable but it's real. I had to sit through this shit for a week, believe me, it hurts. ​ If you can't watch, please share, please, we can do something about this, I put so much effort into this. Documenting and sending videos to news outlets.", "Reach out to the people at [Sleeping Giants](<URL> they're very experienced in drawing attention to major advertisers promoting in spaces they shouldn't be - they could give good advice on how to be most effective with this: <URL>", "They seem to be more interested in political causes than what OP is dealing with."], "response": "Actually, I found this page because Sleeping Giants sent it out", "id": "reddit_429"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My dog destroyed her toy cactus, and there was another sad cactus inside", "Inside every happy cactus is a sad cactus waiting to come out.", "but on the outside, cacti are mostly pricks."], "response": "I'd make an excellent cactus. Missed my calling.", "id": "reddit_430"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump boards Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe", "Everyone looking at each other like \"You tell him!\"", "[deleted]", "It actually looks like everyone briefly spots it pretty quick and looks away and pretends to have missed it. Bahaha.", "Dude on the far left sees it then changes that viewing angle very quickly. You can almost hear him say \"nope nope not losing my job over this\"", "I think you screen is mirrored or something. That dude was oblivious. The guy shutting the door, and the two guys on the right side all noticed. And as soon as they acknowledge, turned heads quite quickly."], "response": "That guy in the forefront definitely saw it. Like he was looking straight at him no way he didn’t see it", "id": "reddit_431"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Spotify says about two million users suppressing ads without paying", "Love how spotify automatically suppresses ads because i'm not in a supported country."], "response": "So I can just use my VPN to block ads? Which country?", "id": "reddit_432"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit’s The_Donald Was One Of The Biggest Havens For Russian Propaganda During 2016 Election, Analysis Finds", "Thanks, admins!", "VALUABLE DISCUSSION", "[deleted]", "There's some very fine ~~people~~ bots on both sides.", "aka \"we really need to make the traffic to this site look as big as possible for advertisers\""], "response": "At least we overcame fat shaming and that other one. ", "id": "reddit_433"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Chicago Blackhawks have been eliminated from playoff contention by the St. Louis Blues in 7 games", "*Blues players elated after defeating Blackhawks, celebrate, shocked when told that more playoff rounds exist after the first.*", "Take ur upvote dickweed. I love you.", "Please beat Dallas, and then... ^^idc ^^what ^^you ^^do ^^T_T"], "response": "This took more effort than I'd like to admit, but it was worth it <URL>", "id": "reddit_434"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.\" Lev 19:33-34", "If any person has read the entirety of the Bible, there should be 2 things they get from it. God wants us all to love Himself above all else and to love others as He loves us. Anyone who argues otherwise needs to reread it. Study it. Find out the history of the Bible and know the context of each book and the cultural language used when it was written. We are made to love. We are adopted into a royal family that has the responsibility of exuding love with anyone we come in contact with. Regardless of anything at all. This is our mission and it will be accomplished."], "response": "Too complicated. Let's just pick fights about whether or not bread can [literally be a dead Jew's flesh](<URL>). ", "id": "reddit_435"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Megathread: Manafort, Gates told to surrender to federal authorities", "[deleted]", "I 'member! Seriously though, have you looked at the donald? They are getting super triggered over there. It's fun!", "They're saying right now that it leads to Podesta...", "[deleted]", "Their theory is that when Mueller met trump during the FBI director interview that a secret deal was struck. This deal was for a secret Clinton investigation disguised to look like an investigation into trump. Like most conspiracy theories it is convoluted.", "You have to twist a lot to get past all that reality"], "response": "You can't look to reality because it's so liberally biased ", "id": "reddit_436"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["China spent the crucial first days of the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak arresting people who posted about it online and threatening journalists", "Back when I lived in China, the mayor of my city said there would be zero SARS cases in that city. Sure enough, there were zero cases reported in that city."], "response": "Probably because they were stocked up on Rhino penis, herbal tea and Pangolin soup. ", "id": "reddit_437"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Rapoport #Ravens QB Lamar Jackson is the MVP for the 2019 season. For the second time ever, there was a unanimous MVP. Unreal.", "Not bad for a- oh you get the point", "For those that don’t... what were you gonna say"], "response": "Think he was about to drop some racial slurs ", "id": "reddit_438"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My boss seriously asked me this. Was back for an hour, now Im looking for a new job.", "I had a new employee who lost 3 family members in their first month. I suspected she was lying and fired her.", "But why would you fire her before confirming that her parents actually died? This could have easily been you in the OP if they actually did pass and you would come out looking like the asshole"], "response": "Hey I'm going to need a picture of the corpse along with the death certificates from the morgue as well. Selfies with said corpse will count as bonus points ", "id": "reddit_439"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Georgia grocery store removes Irish Spring soap ahead of Notre Dame-Georgia clash", "I'm surprised Georgia fans even know what soap is. "], "response": "Be a man and take that  off", "id": "reddit_440"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A Poem for my ADC From Last Game", "Man, I used to be a support main.. My buddy once asked me why I changed to become a Jungle main.. My simple answer is this: You never hear the announcer go: Double assist TRIPLE ASSIST QUADRA ASSIST *PENTA ASSIST* There's no glory in playing support, hence why nobody plays it..", "Play Hades support and you'll get those hot pentas. :D"], "response": "How can you Hades support, he is a mage!  Hades wins every single role", "id": "reddit_441"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yeah right...", "Honestly though idiots like her need to be slapped in the face with a cheese grater no exceptions.", "Yup! If you can't resist Drinking and Smoking for less than a year then you are not qualified to become a parent."], "response": "But it was the vaccines' fault he ended up like that! ", "id": "reddit_442"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dont play the game, but spotted this guy in helsinki finland", "How could you live anywhere in Helsinki and not play the game? Traitor "], "response": ">How could you not play the game? Traitor ", "id": "reddit_443"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Aaand, -5 elixir trade", "3M like furnace if your card isn't lvl 13 it is useless (unless tourney standard)", "Even at 13 I can’t name a tome where I didn’t play against fireball and plenty of other hard spell counters. Maxed out a whole giant 3m deck just for me to never play it again. Every time I try to play it since it’s my favorite deck I get auto countered. No fun in that at all. I just play bait and other giant decks now and they do the job, but I miss playing 3m", "I run elixir collector to bait out the fireballs/poisons/etc. Unless they're really on top of things, I get 1 elixir out of it so it ends up being a -1 sacrifice to get my 3M's rolling. Forces them to choose between saving spell for the 3M's (the rest of my deck works without them) or getting run over by collectors.", "depends on the decks you face though. i can't count how many times i've been screwed over by ppl just straight up ignoring my collectors and just fireballing my 3m wherever they are placed since they rot in place for 3 whole seconds. the elixir advantage from the collectors just isn't enough. the meta now is just hostile to 3m.", "Right, that's why you build the rest of the deck to work without 3M. Stall until they blow their load, if they don't, punish. I run: 3M, collector, Knight, battleram, bats, zap, gang, bandit."], "response": "I would trade in miner for bandit but I can see bandit being used seeing it’s a cheap good bridgespam pressure card", "id": "reddit_444"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Getting the last free parking space in the morning", "LOL.. Must you park in special motorcycle spots? Not on the sidewalk?", "Looks like Sydney. All the other parking will be timed and paid parking. Motorcycle parking untimed and free, but limited and over subscribed. In most states of Australia, you can’t park on the sidewalk (footpath). In Victoria, you can, but you have to live in Victoria, which sucks balls.", "> In Victoria, you can, but you have to live in Victoria, which sucks balls. jeez mate, i'm not even offended, i'm just astonished that anyone could possibly believe their state was superior to victoria. is this like a north korea/united states situation, where they're teaching you anti-melbourne propaganda in school?"], "response": "Why teach what everyone knows?  I kid, I kid.", "id": "reddit_445"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#PepeIsHere | Nicolas Pepe becomes record signing", "The name.. is Raul Sanllehi. I'm the two time, back to back, consecutive deals, transfer window champion. We're on a waterslide of success and all these small clubs are at the bottom in the kiddy pool, not knowing that a 4 foot 8 freak of nature is coming down the waterslide at 95MPH, naked, fully vasolined from head to tippy toe, ready to knock every single little club out. That's the difference between me and Gazidis. RRAAAAUULLLL!"], "response": "We're at the Tippity Top and we're only halfway there. Tierney and CB, LETS GOOOOO", "id": "reddit_446"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["PC H Full Set of Every Single Item in Rocket League W Offers (Details Inside)", "Casually collects every item in the game because he thinks the future is bright. I support."], "response": "Sounds funny when you put it like this but yeah this is what happened :)", "id": "reddit_447"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just a note about the story.", "> Let me at least say this; future games will look forward; but look to the novels to fill in some of blanks to the past! edit: Scott clarified he's referring to the new series. That really helps with theorizing on these books. > Lots of the later stories will answer some of the biggest questions from the fan base over this past year, in my opinion. OHHH SHIT! THIS IS LEGIT EXCITING (Also gives me a small fear that Pete Afton is reality but eh, i can live with mikevictim)", "> So wait, we CAN use the novels to theorize. I think he just meant Fazbear Frights.", "Yeah maybe. Edited my comment to be a question, hope he clarifies this.", "To answer your question, yes, I'm referring to the new Fazbear Frights series! :)"], "response": "Can't wait to see the time-travelling organic springbonnie again ", "id": "reddit_448"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Saudi Arabia murdered a journalist and blackmailed Jeff Bezos. trump sent them U.S. troops", "They also did 9/11 and threatened to do it to Canada as well.", "Well trump hates journalists. He hates Bezos. He liked 9/11 and spent that day bragging how he now had the tallest building in NYC. He may or may not hate Canada depending on the day.", "I feel like Bezos isn't really someone to be defended at this point.", "He is also a terrible person. But that’s pretty normal for a billionaire."], "response": "But he donated a whole bunch of Amazon goods to Australia! ", "id": "reddit_449"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["An elementary school bus driver asked every kid on his bus what they wanted for Christmas. He bought every child a gift.", "The kids who get the bikes are gonna get the stink eye."], "response": "What if those are the kids he hates, and bought them bikes so they can bike to school instead of taking his bus ", "id": "reddit_450"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sanity Sunday A world where only black people have powers", "Black superheroes - Black Panther - Luke Cage - War Machine - Blade - Storm - Sam Wilson - Nick Fury - Bishop Like... it takes a fraction of a minute to even look them up and these characters are genuinely awesome and interesting.", "- Green Lantern - Bumblebee - Cyborg - Steel - Black Lightning - Vox - Vixen - Mr. Terrific - Manhattan Guardian - Static - Aqualad - The Spectre - Jakeem Thunder - Batwing - Firestorm - Amazing-Man - Thunder and Lightning - Rocket **edit:** I was just naming DC characters off the top of my head since the other guy named Marvel characters."], "response": "You said Steel. I forgot Steel existed. Thanks for reminding me. ", "id": "reddit_451"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congress To Make Members Pay Out Of Pocket For Sexual Harassment Settlements", "They weren't before!?!?!?!? craziness!", "They had a slush fund specifically appropriated for it. Congress at work ladies and gentlemen.", "It does make sense for there to be a fund for legal fees associated with legal actions against members of Congress but there should be carve outs for interpersonal suits. They need to held accountable.", "I'm ok with this: * A fund for legal costs associated * The fund **CAN NOT** be used for settlements * If you lose the case, you must pay back all funds used. This way the fund can be used for legitimate defense against allegations. But does not payout \"hush money\" settlements, and does not protect those who are found guilty. EDIT: I will also add funds may only be used for allegations of events that happened during their time as a representative. No using these funds for something that happened before you were elected or after you left."], "response": "This is inappropriate for government employees as it contains too much common sense. ", "id": "reddit_452"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["request a tweak that does this in the Twitter app", "And let us choose which accounts it affects"], "response": "Nah, this is only meaningful if it only affects tweets. Edit: I was clearly joking lol.", "id": "reddit_453"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A lawsuit against Apple is launched in France, one of the only countries where planned obsolescence is explicitly illegal", "France has balls.", "[deleted]", "Apple has 25% of the smartphone market in France, one of the best non English speaking countries for Apple.", "To add France is a major EU country and this could have implications across the entire European union.", "Exactly, if they get punished for this in France that could very well mean that other EU countries copy their legislation and do the same thing France does. Losing France might not be that bad for apple but losing the entire EU would be them losing a very significant part of their profits.", "Precisely, and if Apple tries to bully France, France could go the the European commission who have punished Apple before... URL"], "response": "Who knew the EU would had lots of upsides? ", "id": "reddit_454"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Someones bringing Dota AutoChess to their game client...", "How dare them! Valve would NEVER do such a thing! Imagine CS:GO with a Battle Royale, how ridiculous this would be", "Imagine if dota was a WC3 mod"], "response": "Or if they took the DotA universe and made a card game out of it. Madness! ", "id": "reddit_455"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tesla quietly shipping hundreds of battery packs to be paired with solar panels to Puerto Rico ever since the storm cleared: Tesla employees are currently installing the batteries and repairing solar systems, as well as coordinating efforts with local organizations.", "The PR return on that is going to be astronomical."], "response": "There won’t be any PR return! Didn’t you read the title!? They are doing it “quietly”. ", "id": "reddit_456"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What subreddits do you feel were great in concept but never got the attention they deserved, and why?", "These sub deserve much more following than current. r/universityofreddit - most underrated sub prolly. People literally take classes there. r/hardscience - For the academically inclined, a collection of actual scientific papers, not pop-culture science."], "response": "r/hardscience??? But learning there is so inefficient compared to the headline education of rcience!! ", "id": "reddit_457"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Disaster is unfolding in Syria as videos emerge of US allies being slaughtered and hundreds of ISIS prisoners escape during airstrikes", "Have fun spinning this, Mitch McConnell...", "No spin needed. What will happen is in 2-4 years, there will be an attack, Democrats will now be in power, and they will be blamed. It’s a long game... Edit: lets see how well this post ages. I seem to have nailed a pretty large consensus...", "\"Why do the Kurds hate us??? They hate us for our freedom!\" No you fucktards, they hate you because you betrayed them and they actually had to gather the body parts of their children!"], "response": "No worries for you, the attacks will happen in Europe. ", "id": "reddit_458"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Found this on /r/WTF", "You've got to love how arbitrarily the /r/video mods discern when something isn't or is political. The H3h3 videos that are plastered on /r/videos are pretty much political. Ethan complains about the Facebook debacle with stealing content, his internet drama with another big name Youtube personality and other stuff that are as political if not more so than the SFSU dreadlock incident.", "[deleted]", "Let's not pretend they do this out of the goodness of their heart. There's been some shady shit with mods. An /r/trees mod stole a bunch of money meant for a charity, technology mods were censoring Tesla, star wars battlefront was getting a little too cosey with ea. The list goes on and on. Yes, what they do is a service but they also have a responsibility to the users. That's what the sites there for.", "[deleted]", "I used to report every up vote thread that made it to the front page. About 2 months ago the option to report a thread for vote manipulation went away."], "response": "Sounds like you helped change the site for the better.", "id": "reddit_459"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Great Post from rneks", "Libertarians are technically opposed to net neutrality cause they consider it \"government regulation\", this flag is a hypocrisy lol", "Yea I was thinking the same, in this scenario the holy private sector is doing the thing they fear the government might do."], "response": "But it's okay because it's not government. ", "id": "reddit_460"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I saw the Chandrayaan 2 launch in person", "This gslv launch was special because the cryo stage burnt extra for 18-19 secs upto its depletion. So we gained an extra 6000km apogee saving one orbit raising manoeuvre of the spacecraft. Now spacecraft has more fuel at its disposal to use for its critical mission. K. Sivan looked very happy while announcing this happy accident. \"GSLV upper stage performed more than we expected\". Isro has nailed this cryo upper stage design after 2 decades of research. Hats off."], "response": "We need to use Turbans off instead of hats off considering no Indian ever wears hats lol", "id": "reddit_461"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I have found an equal...", "I want to make fun of you... but my performance lately would say otherwise 😄", "Same. Long gone are the days where I play hours a day"], "response": "Honestly same. I'm not trash, but I'm not like a lot of the MLG pro's  that I see.", "id": "reddit_462"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump Could Feed Every Homeless Veteran For The Cost Of His Military Parade, Even Conservatively Estimated", "Feed a man for a day, and he won’t be hungry until the next. Let him starve and hold a flamboyant military parade and he starves to death."], "response": "Starving veterans to death will reduce the homeless veterans in the cheapest most free market way possible! AND reduce VA spending! ", "id": "reddit_463"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When you wake up at 7am as a European", "Just woke up with my American friends freaking out like wtf happened", "Abridged version: Iranian general has spent years organizing, training, and funding Shi'a militias in Iraq. One of those militias then attacked the US embassy in Iraq. trump admin overreacted and took out the General. And this General has the same fame as Eisenhower in Iran. So... we basically assassinated their second in command. Not without reason, but definitely without a good cost-benefit analysis."], "response": "If there's one thing the Americans know how to do well, it's de-escalate ", "id": "reddit_464"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["And the civil war was fought because", "\"When you study the history...I am not a historian.\" And the camera rolled on."], "response": "Well he said when \"you\" study because apparently he did not study any of it at all", "id": "reddit_465"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["come together people", "Something something something equine footwear hypothesis.", "Confused, explain pls? Edit: yes I know what horseshoe theory is I just didn't recognize the OP's wording of it", "Horseshoe theory As hilarious as this tweet is, I think it’s vitally important to reach out to libertarians and bring them over to libertarian socialism. The ones who aren’t just closet fascists but genuinely believe that it maximizes freedom and haven’t been told that surplus value is another tax, those ones can be converted. Not Rand Paul, but many of his followers.", "\"Convert\"? Mate youre making it sound like socialism is some type of cult, its a bad look."], "response": "I agree, let's use \"indoctrinate\" instead.  On a light, but more serious note, what kinda wording would you use?", "id": "reddit_466"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Vermont has officially legalized cannabis", "These new B&J flavors are going to be ridiculous...", "\"Peanut Whiffle & Tonic\" with a picture of Elmo on the pint.. no explanation"], "response": "Butterfinger Twix cone crunch, with Reese's Pieces in it. Fuck, I just gained two pounds typing that.", "id": "reddit_467"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To Force Billionaires Off Welfare, Sanders Tax Would Make Corporations Fund 100% of Public Assistance Their Low-Paid Workers Receive", "That's just not right! corporations should have the right make a greater profit and not provide a living wage to their workers! "], "response": "If people want to make a living wage, they should get a better job! We shouldn't encourage the lazy and incompetant! ", "id": "reddit_468"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A YouTuber got the inflammatory right-wing commentator Katie Hopkins to fly to Prague to pick up a fake award whose initials spelled out the C-word", "Probably the most appropriate award for the C.U.N.T.", "Honestly, I felt kiiiind of bad, then she spoke", "You should never, ever feel bad for Katie Hopkins. Anything is too good for that fascist worm."], "response": "What's fascist about calling for a final solution for people of a certain religion? ", "id": "reddit_469"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tried a new taco stand nearby last night. Was short 25 cents for my second taco but they laughed and let me have it. Then they gave me a third taco for free.", "There's an amazing TexMex spot by my house ran by a husband and wife team. Half the time when they ask I just say surprise me. I've yet to have a bad meal. I wish there were more business' like them!"], "response": "And that's why millennials are killing off chain restaurants. Pfft. I don't understand why you want such a personable service like you just described. ", "id": "reddit_470"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Microsoft recommends switching to iPhone or Android as it prepares to kill off Windows phones", "Sad to see it go. Having used Android and iOS extensively and briefly owning a Lumia I can tell that - Windows OS was so refreshing and unique.", "Seeing people be amazed at a system wide dark theme toggle, bottom-screen centered app design and clear, bold typography in 2019 just makes me sad. In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is forgotten and cannibalized for its ideas 9 years later.", "[deleted]", "and I've seen Apple called the starters of the flat design trends..."], "response": "Apple also invented the mouse, music players, touch screens and rectangles ", "id": "reddit_471"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Postgame Thread LSU Defeats Alabama 46-41", "Hello r/all! 2nd time today we've been here. Please make sure to read our [rules](<URL> before commenting, and enjoy!"], "response": "Joe burrow earned 20 mil transferring from Ohio state to LSU as a QB", "id": "reddit_472"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Doublelift: “I try to trash talk before the game to bring hype. Someone that waits for a win and kicks them while they’re down, it’s not cool. That’s not even trash talk, that’s just being an asshole.”", "Most of the people I play against who trash talk do it after they get an advantage and when people do it back, they are far less receptive to it. I’ve even had people say they’ll report me for trash talking when I wasn’t even the one who initiated it."], "response": "In hearthstone you get trash talked, after you won. \"Oh, a friends request he probably wants to congratulate me on my win\" ", "id": "reddit_473"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump asks a refugee human rights activist where her family is immediately after she said they were all killed", "Happy european passing by with a question, seriously out of the millions and millions of people you have in the US, this was your best choice?"], "response": "It’s almost as if rational citizens are pushed down by louder, more uneducated voices. Not that Europe would know anything about what that’s like ", "id": "reddit_474"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Military leader of Syrian Kurds tells US you are leaving us to be slaughtered", "Looks like the underlying motive for the pullout is to make Russian influence in the region paramount: > He insisted the US either help stop the Turkish attack or allow the Syrian Democratic Forces to strike a deal with the Assad regime in Damascus and their Russian backers, allowing Russian warplanes to enforce a no-fly zone over northeast Syria, thereby denying Turkey the ability to carry out airstrikes. GJ supporting your master’s interests Don, GJ."], "response": "Err, and somebody obviously wants to free ISIS.", "id": "reddit_475"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Teachers of reddit, what is the smartest/most creative way of cheating that youve seen?", "I was supervising a final chemistry exam along with another coworker. Not 15 minutes in, a hand slams down on a desk and I turn around expecting the worst, only to see my coworker angrily shouting at a pair of really frightened 10th graders whose desk he smashed. Amidst the shouting I caught the words, “Morse code”. The guy proceeded to take them to the office. I called a hallway supervisor to take over and ran after the group. Apparently, the kids were silently tapping the answers amongst themselves in Morse code. Not even with their fingernails, just their fingertips. I never heard a thing, my coworker happened to catch “B” in Morse code or something. I honestly thought he finally went crazy solely because of his appearance, picture Robin Williams in Jumanji going WHAT YEAR IS IT. I’m 100% sure that if this coworker weren’t in the room, they’d have gotten away with it for sure.", "So they learned morse code but couldn’t study for a test, amazing"], "response": "Learn to cheat once and you never have to study for other tests ", "id": "reddit_476"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CENSORSHIP Removed comment on /r/movies explains why the Ghostbusters reviews are so positive", "The mod who removed it also inferred the post was slanderous. Since when is quoting what people say considered slander?", "hate to be that guy, but implied, not inferred."], "response": "Hey, whoa, hey, why does it have to be \"that *guy*?\" Why not that *girl*? Geez, quit being so mysoginist. Girl power! ", "id": "reddit_477"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Apple announces the pro stand for 999$. Audience collectively groans while presenter skip it as fast as possible.", "“What’s a banana cost? 10 dollars?”", "What I absolutely love about this line is, it reveals an additional layer in the Bluth family mystique. It’s not that Lucile is completely out of touch with reality, it’s that she has been systematically misinformed about the price of bananas because George Sr. has been literally lining the Banana Stand with cash, and inflating the reported cost of the bananas. She really believes bananas cost $10 because that’s what she has seen on the paperwork for the banana stand.", "Here's some money, go see a Star War.", "Holy shit, this joke goes deeper than I thought."], "response": "The show never ceases to find a new way to surprise me.", "id": "reddit_478"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Multiple rockets hit Taji base in Iraq", "The man who was once in charge of hiring/firing people on the reality TV Show \"The Apprentice\" is now the one in charge of co-ordinating a war with Iran. What the actual fuck..."], "response": "Fool. He was also featured in WWE so he basically has combat experience. We are in good hands .... ", "id": "reddit_479"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["These Neith graphics really make the game look like a cheap mobile app.", "Real talk why isn't Fafnir the guy trying to sell you chests? He wants the gold"], "response": "That would actually make a shit ton of sense", "id": "reddit_480"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Japanese police want to question Logan Paul", "Jake Paul should do some pranks in North Korea. Think of the views!", "\"Got raped in North Korea after trying to throw a poke ball at Kim Jong-un \" Video starts with dramatic piano music and some night footage of the city. \"I am sure this has never been done before on youtube\" ...", "\"Oh shit I started a nuclear war hahaha so funny..\""], "response": "Let's not forget...\"This has never been done on youtube\".", "id": "reddit_481"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why the 5 most successful Oceanic Smite pros just quit", "This makes me ask a question, does Valve or Riot games treat their pro gamers with respect? Or any other big Esport game like Overwatch or COD?", "Bro the minimum salary for the Overwatch Pro league is 50,000", "Brb."], "response": "Like for real though, I'm about to buy a PC and dedicate myself to overwatch. I main Genji so I'm pretty good ", "id": "reddit_482"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mark Hamills amazing transformation to play Luke Skywalker again!", "I've posted this before but: >Both Hamill and Fisher had been assigned nutritionists and personal trainers to work with ahead of production. Producers were said to be fine with the shape that Ford was currently in. I felt it was fitting that Indiana Jones didn't need a personal trainer.", "Harrison Ford keeps himself in damn good shape on his own. I remember hearing him talk about his workout regime in an interview once. He went harder than me. I'm 25.", "To be completely fair to you, though, you don't have old man strength yet.", "My dad says I have retard strength, does that count?", "Should we tell him?"], "response": "I would make a pro and con list first.", "id": "reddit_483"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["As promised, I ate my hat for Reddit because Columbus swept Tampa", "**Mirrors/Alternate Angles** ^^^issues? ^^^contact ^^^/u/pacefalmd", "Now I’m worried about the guy who said he’d eat his", "Canucks sub had a guy that said he'd eat his own dick, obviously didn't do it after getting harassed in every post he commented on he complained to the mods and then eventually abandoned his account. Kinda funny but kinda sad.", "this story is the internet in a nutshell. love it.", "just the last sentence is humanity in a nutshell", "Over promise and under deliver, that's the human way"], "response": "That's the flames way Please dont look at my team", "id": "reddit_484"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Usually lying and saying I’m 15 gets rid of creeps but this time I caught a pedophile", "\"I'm 15.\" \"It's perfectly fine fot me to hit on someone who is almost 16!\" \"I'm actually 14.\" \"Really? You're perfect. 😍\" I threw up in my mouth at this point.", "Age is just a number. Also 911 Edit: guys it's just a stupid comment why all these upvotes?😂", "a prison cell is just a room", "A prison shank is just increased iron intake.", "Getting stabbed is just a form of penetration."], "response": "Shitting in front of your cell mates is just farting out old food", "id": "reddit_485"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What’s the worst thing Neil Armstrong could’ve said when he stepped on the moon?", "\"Awful lot of dead cosmonauts out here.\""], "response": "To be fair, throwing cosmonauts at the moon with reckless abandon sounds VERY Russian.", "id": "reddit_486"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dear EA, please listen to what we all have to say about this years solo challenges:", "It's pretty ridiculous. I work my 8-5 like most people and I got home at 7 last night. I have dinner to make, wife to catch up with, and things to do around the house. I don't even have a kid yet. I have finished every solo except the unleased ones. I got on at 11pm last night and fell asleep while playing because it was so boring. Nothing like waking up to a 1st and 72 at your own 0.05 inch yard line.", "\"well stop eating and get a divorce\" -EA", "Well I would say that's ok, but I love food too much lol", "But the divorce is still on the table huh?"], "response": "Absolutely, every day is one step closer ", "id": "reddit_487"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This hard drive is really SATA", "In case anybody was wondering. The \"AF\" is Advanced Format, which means each sector for storing data exceeds 512 bytes.", "What's a hard drive? All I know is SSD."], "response": "I think \"Hard drive\" is the name for the save icon, right? ", "id": "reddit_488"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I was shadowbanned after posting theories that the FPH banning was a testing ground for a new bot system that dismantles the Streisand effect to impress potential investors. No brigading, harassing, shitposts (well maybe some), or repeat spamming. More info in description...", "Calling her \"the 'snowden' of our generation\"? What the hell, didn't that only happen a few years ago?? Is that not the same generation we're in now? I can't."], "response": "BUT POC WOMYN POWER STOP THE SHITLORDS!!! ", "id": "reddit_489"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Senate defies Trump, passes historic resolution to end US support for Saudi Arabia in Yemen war", "Is this the thread where donald supporters who support his idea to withdraw from Syria without a plan because we need to get out of the Middle East express their support of donald for vetoing this because we need to have a strong military presence in the Middle East? *edit* In regards to the inevitable \"Yeah well the leftists supported all these wars when Obama was in charge but are just against them now that is in charge!\" <URL> <URL> <URL> *edit2* Here's a picture of a kitten with a stuffed animal as eyebleach for those depressing graphs: <URL>", "Those last three charts are so telling", "They're the only three charts he posted unless I missed one? Likely, I have not had coffee yet today"], "response": "The first three charts are equally as telling!", "id": "reddit_490"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The only two characters that appear in all 9 films of the Skywalker Saga. Through thick and thin, they remained best friends through it all. Thank you, C-3PO and R2-D2.", "C3PO had the first line in a New Hope.", "And the last line ~~I'm~~ in Revenge of the Sith.", "\"Hey do you know that old movie Revenge of the Sith?\" \"Well of course I know it, It's me\"", "Reminds me of [this wholesome coincidence](<URL>", "Wow"], "response": "It's a pretty great clip. I love the way you see him light up as the interviewer was asking the question.", "id": "reddit_491"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["You are given a baby on your 21 first birthday, the child turns out to be you as a baby. Raising him won’t change your life, only his. How would you raise this child to give it a better life than the one you have?", "Give it to my parents.", "I was ready to give a pessimistic reply to this, but now I wonder if my parents would be able to raise a better version of me, knowing how I turned out due to their parenting.", "Honestly, my parents would probably fuck me up even worse the second time around.", "Mine went from \"normal\" religious folk when I was born to anti vaxxer, homeopathy & alternative medicine using young earth creationism believing anti technologists, so they would definitely fuck me up more the 2nd time round.", "At that point, just give the child to a pack of wolves, will probably fare just as well, if not better, because if it does survive, it's going to be pretty strong."], "response": "The child might even end up ruling Rome.", "id": "reddit_492"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["China furious, Hong Kong celebrates after US move on bills (also, theyre calling it a “Thanksgiving Day rally”)", "> Chinese Vice Foreign Minister Le Yucheng told U.S. Ambassador Terry Branstad that the move constituted “serious interference in China’s internal affairs and a serious violation of international law,” a foreign ministry statement said. Talking about \"serious interference in China’s internal affairs\" when pressuring the US to withdraw a **US** law is kind of hypocritical, isn't it?", "They're one to talk about international laws, they're actively running concentration camps!", "And taking over territory that is not theirs in the South China Sea."], "response": "But the name is \"South China Sea\" They own it by name man! ", "id": "reddit_493"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Before he was Morpheus, he was Cowboy Curtis on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. 1986.", "Before he was Cowboy Curtis, he was Gunner's Mate 3rd Class Tyrone Miller, aka \"Mr. Clean,\" the 17-year-old cocky South Bronx-born crewmember on a secret river journey from South Vietnam into Cambodia to assassinate Col. Kurtz.", "And at fourteen, too. Fishburne was always unmistakably talented.", "They weren't too concerned about age during Vietnam, it seems...", "My dad (a teacher) had a high school student who used his brother's ID to join up and was actually sent over and been in combat before they caught him and sent him home.", "Lots of stories of kids doing this during WW2, so much that it's become a bit of a cliché in American narratives of the era. Somewhat more surprising that anyone would go out of their way to volunteer for *Vietnam*, a considerably more controversial conflict that rent the fabric of American society in ways that are still felt today. Edit: Someone below said Vietnam was \"controversial in retrospect mostly\" (Vietnam!!!) and... Reddit is agreeing to the tune of +20 upvotes at this time. End me, please."], "response": "Yea, I mean nobody was protesting or anything. ", "id": "reddit_494"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["So this lizard moved into my microwave clock. I guess its his now?", "Time remaining: 🦎", "I swear to god, if another person leaves the microwave timer on 🦎 again, I’m gonna freak. It’s not difficult to just press cancel!>:("], "response": "Everytime I cook something on 🦎 I burn it.", "id": "reddit_495"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion The hypocrisy of this subreddit", "It's also against the rules (Rule 6) every time someone does something like bash a posted offer in the comments, but apparently people don't read the rules anymore, or mods don't care to enforce it?", "I'd be really careful what you say about the mods around here.", "Why?"], "response": "Because mods are worse than Hitler, are you new to Reddit? ", "id": "reddit_496"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Disney would control 40% of the US box office if it buys Fox", "Whoever is running Disney is playing one hell of a game of chess.", "While comcast plays jacks without a rubber ball.", "So they're just spreading caltrops out?", "well, and a few lego pieces for extra damage."], "response": "But comcast can remove the legos for a monthly fee", "id": "reddit_497"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This would make million$ in 2017", "[deleted]", "Flags will be available if you buy the \"Flags\" dlc. Only $4.99!", "Includes an auto link that changes the filter on your Facebook profile picture to the victim country's flag!", "<URL> Ubisoft profits are gonna go through the roof", "Why were we praying for Ohio?", "Have you ever *been* to Ohio?", "I live in Ohio and I have no idea why people are praying for us. That only happens during the presidential election.", "Then you probably live somewhere nice, I live in Dayton, the heroin overdose city", "Steubenville here, our economy runs off of a steel mill that shut down 20 years ago. Excluding those who already want to leave the area, most of the population is old, lifeless, depressed, and conservative. For the past decade, we've clung onto the hope that everything will bounce back. Schools in and around Steubenville are disgustingly unsupported, outdated, and overpopulated. (Fun fact!: the school district's IT is run by a single cowboy) As with most cities in the rust belt, our once bustling city from the 20s-70s has become a dump with condemned and half-torn buildings just 2 blocks from main street. All in all, we're seeing all signs of progress burned in front of our very eyes. On a brighter note, as this town shrinks we gain back some good ol' small-town values. *sigh* Now in all seriousness, compared to the *real* shitshows out there, its not *that* bad here. Heroin overdoses are much more devastating than my petulant search for pity above. I believe that your's and everyone's environment should be positive, supportive, and stable. And with only my highest hopes do I wish that turns true.", "Not to mention that rape case your town tried to cover up"], "response": "Not too far. From Cincinnati, live in Amelia", "id": "reddit_498"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Christchurch Police ask Facebook for information on a 23 year old man wanted for arrest…", "[Lake makes a comeback](<URL>", "Oh how the judge/magistrate will love seeing these. Kid's a fucking idiot. The book will most likely be thrown at him so hard it deflagrates before it hits him.", "Why would it be relevant to his trial?", "He's being charged with cyberbullying", "Actually I know the guy the reason he's wanted this time is breach of home detention. He's absolute scum and doesn't deserve to be made famous for this."], "response": "That's a hilarious way of being wanted. Yeah, I figured someone in the Redditverse would correct me, I was making a (shitty) joke.", "id": "reddit_499"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Treyarch makes the most unbalanced game ever.", "Yeah I just lost a game where all it took was waan shot waan keel and I didn't even see it coming.", "Probably had 54 immortals on your team.", "No, they crush all opposition. His team must not have spent enough time in boot camp.", "Was it all metal everything?", "Must have been. I mean, you know what happens when you mess with the best.", "I got a lucky shot, but they still ended me", "Well, we've seen their work. It speaks for itself.", "if you want to come at me, you better fucking bring it. i heard this one today, it's one of outriders. twas pretty badass."], "response": "I have it and i find it hilarious", "id": "reddit_500"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL Michael Jordan once tipped a waitress a $5 chip for bringing him a drink. Wayne Gretzky stopped the waitress, removed the $5 chip, grabbed one of the many $100 chips on Jordan’s side of the table, and gave it to her. Then he said, Thats how we tip in Las Vegas, Michael.", "My uncle is good friends with Wayne and he came to my birthday party when I was a kid. He gave me a signed picture in a little frame and I remember thinking gee what a lame gift.", "I was probably 7 or 8 years old, so any gift that wasn't toys was automatically pretty lame to me.", "Yeah, but that gift is probably worth more tha any toy you had"], "response": "I dunno, buzzfeed likes to publish those lists that says my cousin is sitting on a goldmine. ", "id": "reddit_501"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Auschwitz survivor turned Haganah soldier, then IDF soldier, in the Independence war. 🇮🇱", "I hope this man survived the Independence War.", "He's been identified as Aaron Stern, a bricklayer at Auschwitz. I don't know if he survived. If he died though- we can be sure he died a fighter, died for a noble cause, died a free man, and was given proper burial in the soil of his people. Opposed to dying as a helpless victim, murdered for no cause but the madness of the beasts, burned to ashes on a foreign land."], "response": "Your words gave me chills. So powerful. We will never forget.", "id": "reddit_502"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jim Cornette on Twitter: On John Olivers WWE report: Well, after a complete viewing, this is the absolute most truthful outside media piece Ive seen on wrestling in over 40 years.", "Expect a jobber named “John Oliver” in the near future on Raw or Smackdown."], "response": "Probably a subtle reference, but still something that’ll make it obvious. Someone like “Oliver Johnson” or something like that.", "id": "reddit_503"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The last time there were 2 NFL ties in a season the Indians lost the World Series in 7 games and LSU beat the #1 team", "1997, huh?", "Also with Peppers in the Heisman chatter. Woodson was a Wolverine and he won it in '97 if I remember correctly. Still the only defensive player to win one."], "response": "Yeah, I'm sure a Michigan has forgotten about this. ", "id": "reddit_504"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lebron’s cutscene in NBA 2k20 is just plain sad after recent events", "that's incredibly funny is a really dark way", "It is pretty chilling. Honestly thought he was just going to keep \"kids in America\" and not make it global.. but fuck. It's like someone really close to you lying to your face, confident as hell doing it, so sure of themselves, but you know it's bullshit. Never been cheated on, but I'm guessing that's how people feel as well when they know their SO is lying and acting normal around them. TLDR: Lebron cheated on us.", "It's not even being cheated on. It's more akin to falling in love with a person and all of their intricacies and quirks. Then slowly finding out that that one smile she does is not entirely real or even for you. It's a face she puts up to placate the situation. That the quirky remarks unique to her own weren't always good natured but instead jabs and snipes. The fleeting moments you saw behind the curtains were actually the truth. First you fell in love with the possibility of her. Then for the duration of your relationship you fell in love with the idea of her but not her herself. Then you realize that while you may still love her you never actually liked her.. or something like that. - edit: 😕", "sheesh", "This is how you get fans excited about Basketball!"], "response": "AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, YOU DON'T LIKE NBA BASKETBALL", "id": "reddit_505"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mesut Özil and his fiancé will celebrate their upcoming marriage by covering the expenses for the surgeries of over 1000 kids in need", "Fair play, class gesture from Mesut.", "And his fiancé", "I’m I the only one bugged that it’s actually *fiancée*? Unless this actually is one seriously good looking dude.", "Do they actually do this in English when using foreign words? Keep in mind the gender and number of a noun?", "According to the dictionary (I just checked), at least for this very case, yes. Fiancé is a bethrothed man, fiancée is a bethrothed woman.", "Same thing for blond (male) and blonde (female)", "I never knew that you dropped the e if it's a guy... Public school failed me."], "response": "It's fine, just say English is your second language. On the internet you can be who you want to be!", "id": "reddit_506"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Straight from Brisbane Central", "The fact that there are kids still in highschool out there having the courage to do this and participating in strikes makes me feel terrible that the most I've ever done was argue with people over the internet.", "It's less intimidating than you'd think! Protest culture has space for everyone, come around if you feel - I think you'd get around it! 🌏👍", "[deleted]", "\"icky women\"", "[deleted]"], "response": "DAE soy boys and feminists r gross!?!? XDDdd ", "id": "reddit_507"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion Nostalgia alert. I just found my old iPhone 1st Generation from over 10 years ago. Still boots, jailbroken with installer & Cydia! Full album in comments.", "Ohhhh baby, a whole 8 gigs!", "That’s half of my 6s Plus! System files take up 10gb out of 16 lmao", "I’m so glad Apple got rid of the 16GB base; 32 is actually usable lol", "Yeah, I’m really starting to hate myself for buying a 16gb phone that would be my daily driver for 4 years."], "response": "We're in the same boat. But my system files only take up about 1-2 gb. I have 12.1.4", "id": "reddit_508"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My dog destroyed her toy cactus, and there was another sad cactus inside", "This company not only understands dogs but also gave the value of two toys in one.", "There is probably a bill inside the sad one.", "Maybe a coupon for a new one", "Brb starting new business Nesting doll dog toys with a 25% coupon at the center", "Great concept until your dog eats it. It changes to 10% off when it hits the colon", "Brb gonna hire a lawyer just in case", "A dog lawyer or a shit lawyer? Because I recommend you hire both, or keep one on retrainer.", "Retain shit. Fire the dog. Hit the lawyer. Got it.", "Instructions unclear. Dog stuck in lawyer.", "well, at least its not the other way around, you'd have to get a new lawyer."], "response": "Instructions unclear; dog is giving lawyer a colonoscopy", "id": "reddit_509"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kimi Räikkönen is on pole for the 2018 Italian Grand Prix!", "holy fucking shit he didnt bottle it finally he gets his well deserved pole"], "response": "all the while I was expecting a sliding Kimi out of Parabolica, BUT HE HELD IT! ABSOLUTE LAD!", "id": "reddit_510"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit is finally starting to get it!", "Imagine a government whose main interest was the protection of individual's rights. Ah one can dream."], "response": "Imagine a government that remembers it's job is to serve and not rule...", "id": "reddit_511"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rocking up behind Liverpool and City like", "Is it just me or is everyone loving United amazing nosedive?", "After six years, where five of which could be spent enjoying United in various stages of crisis, I never thought they'd end up being *this* shit. Looking at the money they've spent and they bring on Chong, when they're trailing a very shitty Newcastle side. I have a feeling we need to enjoy it while we can, though."], "response": "Serioudly it feels like this is all leading up to a jammy 12 game unbeaten run for Utd", "id": "reddit_512"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If we look back, Pornhub has been one of the most innovative video sharing websites. They have had permanent dark mode for years, they popularized the preview setting where you can watch the video without starting it, and still are one of the few to have like/dislike percentage on display", "18+ Camsites paved the way for twitch"], "response": "And now twitch is largely an 18+ camsite  but only sort of", "id": "reddit_513"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump says he feels unwelcome in London due to protests", "\"Protesters outside mounted a “Keep Trump Awake” rally — pots, pans and drums and blowing vuvuzelas from 8pm.\" hahaha", "You know it’s serious when they get the bloody vuvuzelas out.", "Some say that the vuvuzela was originally purposed as a South African military grade bone melter", "Some say to use a weapon so cursed and reviled as the Vuvuzela is to court falling to the [dark side](<URL> yourself..."], "response": "Really proud of our UK friends right now", "id": "reddit_514"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Insane Ripper Spree", "That is some nice spawns!", "A testament to the great spawns in this game", "They might be a bit silly at times but they will never be as up as Ghosts spawning was.", "You mean when my entire team kept spawning in one dead end alley that had a sentry gun placed on the roof of a building across the way?", "plz tell me you have footage of this"], "response": "No. Sorry. That was when I still had my ps3.", "id": "reddit_515"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gordon Hayward Breaks His Leg *GRAPHIC*", ">Hayward has broken his leg >Hayward has broken his leg >Hayward has broken his leg Damn you could hear the shock in Kevin Harlans voice.", "It was interesting hearing Harlan talk about the difference in football injuries and basketball injuries with the distance to the crowd/announcers and its so true. Hayward was no more than 10 feet from a bunch of fans.", "You could hear the bone break on the basket mic.", "and the guy in the background saying \"OH SHIT\""], "response": "I honestly thought that was Hayward saying that", "id": "reddit_516"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tmartn deleted all his videos related to CS:GO betting.", "For the benefit of people from /r/all wondering WTF this is about, Rock Paper Shotgun [has an article](<URL> about it. The skinny: There are a lot of scummy sites associated with CS:GO's cosmetic items marketplace but a pair of Youtubers advertising an item gambling site were recently found to be co-owners of that site and have received added scrutiny.", "He made it all private actually. He's in full damage control right now after being busted lying about lying.", "> lying about lying i giggled", "so did he tell the truth?", "No he lied about telling the truth", "I think that is the definition of lying"], "response": "How do I know you're not lying about what lying means", "id": "reddit_517"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Iran says it unintentionally shot down Ukrainian jetliner", "I didn't expect them to actually admit it", "They kinda got caught then Canada called them out. So idk if admit it really counts", "I thought they would blame the US", "They kinda seem like they are still. They said it happened because of heightened tensions", "An Iranian minister has blamed *US adventurism* for their human error.", "Human error is why countries usually don't have their defensive capabilities on a hair trigger. The US Navy erroneously shot down an airliner in the Persian Gulf in the late 80s. Escalating tensions aren't an abstract thing limited to urgent wording in the media. There are real world impacts that can contribute to mistakes becoming tragedies."], "response": "end of the day, the fact they didnt ground all flights when launching missiles and expecting retaliation, puts it 100% on their fault.", "id": "reddit_518"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders hitting a single at Iowa’s Field of Dreams!", "You'd have thought he'd have hit it to left field.", "He hit it to all fields.", "The pull-side 1% of the field gets 90% of the hits in today's game... Simply not fair. He's showing us how to distribute our hits like he'll distribute healthcare."], "response": "> He's showing us how to distribute our hits Bernie Sanders hates the shift confirmed", "id": "reddit_519"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Insane angle of Mahomes no look pass", "It looks even more insane from this angle. Not only is he throwing it accurately and hitting the receiver in stride without looking, but he gets a good amount of zip on the ball with literally just his arm. The rest of his body is just doing something else.", "The rest of his body is at the bar celebrating the OT win."], "response": "Barkeep, I'll take one ketchup, straight up, please.", "id": "reddit_520"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I guess he just doesn’t like the word.", "Expand our vocabulary by getting rid of a word? Flawless.", "They obviously meant expanding the length of the words because long words make you smart."], "response": "Be sure to long words into your sentences to sound smart.", "id": "reddit_521"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy has proposed that Europe should impose a carbon tax on American imports if Donald trump pulls the United States out of the Paris climate pact.", "sounds good to me", "[deleted]", "Give him at least a day in office before you pass judgement on his presidency! I didn't vote for him, but he isn't even president yet.", "Sure, he isn't in office yet, but he's already tabbed a climate change denier to head the EPA transition team, and just appointed a white nationalist to be his chief of staff.", "Don't be so PC white nationalist is just the politically correct term for white supremacist these days. Just like being a white supremacist was the politically correct term for people who hated black people in 1960's."], "response": "SJWs and their ridiculous terminology!!!! But you better use OUR terminology to describe us or else!!! ", "id": "reddit_522"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tier list after the balance changes", "Executioner needs a slight buff above today’s changes. Maybe make him a flying troop and make him fire 3 projectiles at once.", "I feel like he should zap targets with each hit and maybe reduce his elixir cost aswell. Also, I think it's pretty stupid that he needs a tornado in order to be good, he should be able to create a tornado in front of himself with every hit", "He actually used to \"stun\" enemy troops every time he hit them. It was a bug they quickly patched, but he was pretty broken."], "response": "They should add that back along with these changes ", "id": "reddit_523"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Black^ poor mic positioning", "Neonazis going to collectively suicide when they realize Hitler was Black^", "holy shit", "[You Died]", "They're all dead!", "🔊 [DOTA Chatwheel Sound - They're All Dead!](<URL> *** Type !chatwheel *command* to invoke my powers."], "response": "I don't know whether to down vote you or up vote. ...", "id": "reddit_524"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Part of the Halloween display my wife and kids put together", "When the crappy r/funny post taken by some random across the street gets 15k upvotes. Edit: tbf, I commented this when the post had about 3 upvotes.", "Idk, where's the proof that OP is the homeowner? I demand three posted forms of verification and your credit card number, OP."], "response": "I think you greatly overestimate whether I care if you believe me or not :) ", "id": "reddit_525"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fun fact about Ducks from the L.A. Kings", "the big takeaway from this for me, is that there are screens ON THE INSIDE of their scoreboard!?", "Same now for St. Louis. Scoreboard is too big to see properly from parts of the lower bowl so screens were added to the bottom for those fans.", "This is also the case at LCA. EDIT: Little Caesar's Arena."], "response": "I am still pissed it's not called Little Caesar's Palace.", "id": "reddit_526"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Syria is signing the Paris climate agreement, leaving the US alone against the rest of the world", "Up next Liberia adopts the metric system.", "[deleted]", "But progress is just centimetering along.", "Ah but at least they know what that means now.", "I have no clue what that means.", "I believe you"], "response": "I'm a man of means by no means.", "id": "reddit_527"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Middle child asserting dominance over all others", "He shouldn't have entered the arena if he wasn't ready to forfeit his life!", "Welcome to thunderdome!", "ONE MAN ENTERS! TWO MEN LEAVE! ...oh wait", "So she had twin boys? Oooff, that's double the college tuition"], "response": "Just get the twins to take turns going to school", "id": "reddit_528"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Blizzard just flipped completionists the bird", "I thought they are aware of this and going to fix it with the next patch Edit: Spelling", "On PTR you can put filters on what items appear.", "We know we already don't own it. The problem is that exclusive skins like that are preventing \"completion\" of a character. I don't think OP cares he can't get the skin, but it shouldn't cause it to show 95/96", "But he doesn't have them all", "Usually in cases like this, developers make the exclusive/unobtainable items only visible to their owners. For instance in WoW, items that can't be obtained anymore like challenge armor sets from Mists of Pandaria are only visible in the wardrobe to those who unlocked them back then. So those with the Blizzcon skin should see 96/96, while those without should see 95/95.", "And the skins for overwatch league all access etc"], "response": "I'm pretty sure he knows and is joking to trigger completionists.", "id": "reddit_529"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congress introduces ‘Save the Internet Act’ to overturn Ajit Pai’s disastrous net neutrality repeal and help keep the Internet 🔥", "How is Ajit Pai still in charge? EDIT: My first silver, thank you stranger! P.S it's really sad how badly broken the political system is seen to be (not a U.S citizen so i am not qualified to comment on whether it is or isn't, just an observation on general public opinion)", "He repeatedly lied to Congress, which is a felony, but if it serves partisan interests, no one cares.", "Source?", "I’m not sure why you’re being downvoted. Accusing someone of a felony is a very [citation needed] act.", "He told Congress that the majority of public comments supported killing net neutrality, when that was a lie. Anti-net neutrality comments were shown to be fabricated by bots. One comment supposedly came from Barack Obama himself. Ajit Pai told Congress he hadn't heard about this and lied. He claimed that pro net-neutrality hackers attacked his site and took it down. He testified that he couldn't produce proof of the attack, because it would damage the security of their servers if he showed any server logs (bullshit). A year later he admitted there was no DDOS attack at all. He never admitted to shutting down the page to stop the pro-net neutrality comments, but he was required to allow a public comment period before reporting to Congress and he didn't. In almost every statement he gave to Congress in 2016 and 2017 he lied. It is pretty well documented all over the place."], "response": "yea, but like when did he *lie*??? ", "id": "reddit_530"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This doesnt seem fair and reasonable, does it?", "I think about this all the time...you see videos of people acting crazy and assaulting civilians and we are told to run or defend ourselves with as little aggression possible yet police are allowed to fire at someone if they feel their life is in danger...what if I feel I'm in danger for my life??? See crimes and people doing whatever they want will decrease if we are allowed to defend ourselves like police do. Of course it will be messy for a couple years but eventually people will stop fucking with other people because they will have to be held responsible with their life", "\"An armed society is a polite society.\" ~ Ron Paul", "Um, I don't think Ron Paul originated that quote. \"An armed society is a polite society.\" ~Robert Heinlein ~ Ron Paul"], "response": "I’m pretty sure it was, “an armed society is a polite society.” ~Robert Heinlein ~ Ron Paul ~ Michael Scott", "id": "reddit_531"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Protestors Rally Outside Blizzcon 2019 with Winnie the Pooh Costumes", ">Livestreams covering the protests outside Blizzcon with the tag line “Let’s raid Blizzcon, they can’t stop us all”. Looks like the Area 51 raid just got ‘remastered’.", "Should've been \"let's raid blizzcon, they can't ban us all and take our tournament money\""], "response": "Yeah, joke's on them, I'm fucking *terrible* at competitive games!", "id": "reddit_532"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump gets a folder full of positive news about himself twice a day", "Reince leaks are the best leaks.", "Haha yep I bet that's where this came from. Expect more. Now we'll see just how sad and dysfunctional this white house is. Oh my God my schadenfreude gland is gonna explode at this rate.", "> Now we'll see just how sad and dysfunctional this white house is NOW we'll see it?", "Fair point. There's an\"actually\" or something missing as a qualifier."], "response": "Mine has developed into an Organ. It's at risk of failing due to overload though", "id": "reddit_533"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Can we all take a minute to appreciate the hidden gems found in random games", "Nah, i think the best idea would be to have a capped amount of battles. Let’s say you’re a new player, you’re not making another account to rekt other players but you’re literally a new player and you wanted to purchase your first tier 8 premium. There should be a rule where you should first play at least 500 battles and have a tier 6 at least so that you know and familiarise yourself with the game."], "response": "So you create incentive for everyone to bot to increase their match count. Good thinking ", "id": "reddit_534"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Your phone is now hacked", "Sucks that he destroyed all your pigeon pics", "He copied them first though. They live on", "He's gonna use them for karma farming!"], "response": "If I see somebody post four pictures of pigeons, I'm downvoting.", "id": "reddit_535"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Once a gooner always a gooner", "I mean Chelsea also hate spurs.", "Anyone with a brain and a heart hates Tottenham really.", "And Chelsea fans too.", "Why is it that everyone is amazing at making fun of Chelsea fans"], "response": "It’s ingrained from birth. Much like their racism. ", "id": "reddit_536"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When everyone is playing fancy new games and your PC cant run any of them.", "[deleted]", "That's because with all the cosmetics and actions. They're stretching the source engine far more than it should handle.", "[deleted]", "Or if someone at valve has a couple thousand years to spare, hopefully they can port it to source 2 :\\^)", "Just call it overwatch 2"], "response": "Could never happen, Valve only buys rights to mods, not IP from Blizzard. ", "id": "reddit_537"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The effect of Measles on a healthy 45 year old that wasnt vaccinated in Auckland.", "This is the unfortunate 1 in 1,000. Fuck you anti-vaxers and fuck you especially \"Dr\" Andrew Wakefield", "And fucking Jenny McCarthy."], "response": "She has the excuse that she's fucking dumb. Wakefield is evil.", "id": "reddit_538"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We had some bugs, and it hurt us.", "So what nasty things are you going to do to the person that caused all this mayhem?", "Nothing. He appears to be remorseful, and frankly, beating him up (legally or physically) wouldn't do any good.", "I applaud you for being more mature than to just go after some kid for the sake of vengeance. Is he going to be doing anything voluntarily to atone for his sins?", "He helped us fix the bug last night by telling us the details of his exploit."], "response": "you crazy, should had charged him for all the fix expenses like _they do _.  :D", "id": "reddit_539"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What job exists because we are stupid ?", "[deleted]", "I would love a job as boring and tedious as this. How do you get this job. Not that I really want to see probably mostly gross genitals. I just want to get paid to do something so ridiculous. So really how the friend get it?", "[deleted]", "What’s the pay / hours", "No payment, you just get to take the pictures home with you."], "response": "“Honey, we can’t feed our children with these.”", "id": "reddit_540"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL that in ancient Rome, commoners would evacuate entire cities in acts of revolt called \"Secessions of the Plebeians\", leaving the elite in the cities to fend for themselves", "Can... Can we do that?", "Going to happen in NYC soon. Not because we want to do it, but none of the servant class the wealthy midtown folks rely on will be able to live close enough to continue working there eventually. Shit is not sustainable.", "Or, much more likely, we’ll reach the point that the supply/demand gap becomes so huge that the city had no choice but to relax zoning and allow more big apartment buildings to go up. Supply increases, prices drop, and equilibrium is restored.", "Not if living in a self driving Prius becomes practical first. Just hop in and crash out or watch Netflix. 2 hours later, at the truck stop, you hop out, eat and take a shower. Then back in the car you go to bed down for the night. The alarm goes off and you're an hour away from the office. Plenty of time to get ready...."], "response": "Yeah, cause i wanna live my life in my car revolving around work. ", "id": "reddit_541"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump shoves another NATO leader to be in the front of the group", "This is hilarious. His face and the way he adjusts his jacket all proud of himself.", "As an American this is so damn humiliating, he just reinforces all the worst stereotypes the world has about Americans.", "[Humiliating? Some \"Americans\" think this guy is a cool Alpha dog for doing it"], "response": "Man, that Manchester bomber - what an alpha male! He just oozes cool! ", "id": "reddit_542"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Princess and Musketeer in Anime Style", "The princess is my new waifu thank u sir. I print her face on my anime body pillow. (Joke)"], "response": "This is somehow more cring than people who use ", "id": "reddit_543"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Alt-Right politician that blamed Muslims for the Christchurch attack gets egged by teenage boy while speaking to media", "What the hell, were two grown men choking out and just pressing their shoulders into a teen's body while he was pinned to the ground? I know he slapped an egg on your cultist's melon, but doesn't that constitute assault of a minor? Kind of looks like the taller bogon with the chequered shirt snagged the teen's phone too, could be wrong though. ​"], "response": "All is right in the name of God! ", "id": "reddit_544"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Comcast quietly drops promise not to charge tolls for Internet fast lanes", "Copypasta: We never will, but it's very important that we able to. But we won't. So let us do it. Because we won't do it. Which is why we're spending so much money to make sure we can. But we won't. But let us.", "No one fights for the ability to do something without the intention or desire of doing it.", "Buisess doesn't, but people do all the time. Example, I have a passport yet no intention of using it anytime soon.", "[deleted]", "Businesses are more important than people in America"], "response": "Is it wrong though? When a business dies basically all the employees are dead weight on the country which is worse than dying. ", "id": "reddit_545"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lev Parnas releases recording of trump dinner: Full video", "The man was recording for that long, and no one noticedtopped him. FFS, this is embarrassing"], "response": "And here I thought Republicans were super worried about digital security. ", "id": "reddit_546"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congress confirms Reddit admins were trying to hide evidence of email tampering during Clinton trial.", "HEY! Did anyone try post this on /r/HillaryClinton ? :\\^)", "[deleted]"], "response": "/politics is 99% anti trump and no mention of this its so strange ", "id": "reddit_547"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["73% of Canadians don’t want to cover costs for Prince Harry, Meghan Markle: poll", "I dont mind them coming, but are they not self sufficient?"], "response": "They have a combined net worth of about $30 million. Hardly enough to live on... ", "id": "reddit_548"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Little girl gets to meet her hero", "One of the sweetest things I saw at Celebration was a little girl, who must have been around 6-7 years old and dressed as Rey. She met up with a group of women who were also dressed as Rey and they had a group photo together. Her smile was infectious. Simple things, but those are usually the best."], "response": "Get back to work Ben, lazy dev ", "id": "reddit_549"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Apple admits it slows older iPhones, confirming Geekbench report", "I'm still rocking an iPhone 5s. I just don't update the software and have no issues Edit: I’m on version 8.4.1 lol", "When I upgraded mine it went to shit and the upgrade isn't even any different. I'm salty af I upgraded to the new ios", "Same here. You’d think an iPhone 6 wouldn’t have many problems running iOS 11+, but my phone has gone to shit... I’ve been thinking it’s about time I jump off the iPhone bandwagon."], "response": "I feel like I make a daily comment about how my iPhone 6 is a fucking brick since the update", "id": "reddit_550"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Donald trump Promised To Eliminate The Deficit In 8 Years. So Far, He Has Increased It By 68%", "The self-proclaimed \"King of Debt\". The man who bankrupted two casinos and 4 other companies. *This* is the guy who is going to fix the US budget problem? OK. If you believed that for even a nanosecond, you have an IQ that is lower than my pet rock.", "Let’s be clear. When the debt and deficit skyrocket, liberals are unhappy so WINNING. "], "response": "That's right! They're really sticking it to those liberal snowflakes. ", "id": "reddit_551"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Kaci joins Valve fulltime", "Valve hiring full-time esports talent? WTF??? Congrats to Kaci, Valve pays really well.", "Probably because she can speak Chinese."], "response": "Her Chinese is very basic and bad. Not sure if you meant ", "id": "reddit_552"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["For the few that have actually read any terms and conditions, what sneaky things have you found?", "I was stoned and downloaded a mobile game some years ago and decided to read the terms and conditions. It was like 20 pages and mostly had to do with privacy and micro transaction stuff. In the back half a paragraph was the lyrics to ToTos Africa.", "I want to know what app this was"], "response": "I want to know what drug that was.", "id": "reddit_553"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Teams meeting right now to decide if coldzera should play with his monitor turned off", "PGL accidentally installed hacks on Cold's computer."], "response": "Think they hired some chick named Clara? ", "id": "reddit_554"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This sign in Thailand", "All the locals are wondering wtf is on the menu today", "Meats back on the menu boys!", "r/lotrmemes back on the menu boys!", "*salted pork?!*", "Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey if it don't look like mutton again tomorrer.", "Do you think the Orcs ordered from a lot of menus?"], "response": "Looking for yelp reviews of the best microbreweries in Mordor, any suggestions?", "id": "reddit_555"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit is finally starting to get it!", "Military contracts. This is going to be the toughest nut.", "Government is always gonna need to buy guns.", "Unless they made their own / took gun manufacturing out of the private sector", "Never been in the military, but i would not want my gun being made by either a prisoner or a government employee who can't easily be fired. Would rather go back to olden times and bring my own equipment at that point.", "[deleted]", "[deleted]", "That’s not the point, the point is that several mercenary groups contracted to defend the us is not as effective as a single large military. Why wouldn’t the same go for healthcare, prisons, or any other business that is conducted by the private sector on behalf of the government?", "Because defense is a non-rival and non-excludable good"], "response": "But I prefer to haggle when my 2 year old needs emergency surgery. ", "id": "reddit_556"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I just had my second son.", "As a tax-paying New Zealander, I feel I need to tell you that I'm really happy we look after each other like this and I wish you all the best as your family grows."], "response": "Absolutely. Crushing debt should not be the environment that a person enters the world into.", "id": "reddit_557"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What’s an invention that’s still around today but has lost sight of its original purpose?", "There are several drugs that would make the list. Cocaine and Viagra for sure though.", "Heroin was originally advertised as an addiction free alternative to opium!", "Exactly like how oxycontin was advertised as non-addicting just 2 decades ago!! They knew."], "response": "It's not addictive. I should know, I take it all the time. ", "id": "reddit_558"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Darwin would be proud", "One golden rule we have learned as pest control technicians...If you ask, \"is it possible for rats to...?\", Yes. No matter how you finish that question, the answer will be yes.", "Is it possible to hide a rat under my hat and have it control me to cook five star meals", "YEP! They even have a documentary of it happening", "Fuckin rat even got the place shut down and ruined a distinguished food critic's career. The fuck kind of ending is that \\o/", "Disney didn't show you the part where he craps all next to the food."], "response": "I was about to say, I didn't see that rat crap the entire movie. I mean hell, I pooped twice while watching it.", "id": "reddit_559"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Libertarian Life Pro Tip", "ah libertarianism. a great way to piss off your neoconservative family members and progressive friends at the same time", "The party of smoking weed and hating poor people.", "How do Libertarians hate the poor? why do people believe this? as far as im aware they don't believe in being forced to help the poor through taxes and shit(at least at the federal level) and prefer non-government or state/local government help for the poor."], "response": "Oh, well, when you put it like that I cannot imagine why there’s confusion ", "id": "reddit_560"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL that in Germany, it is illegal to kill any animal that is a vertebrate \"without proper reason\" like the animal being ill or a danger to humans. Because of this, all German animal shelters are no-kill.", "Or for food, presumably.", "For real. I read that title like “really? Killing *any* vertebrate is illegal? Idt they turned the whole country vegan..” I forgot “animals are tasty” is a good enough reason to kill millions of animals. Oops."], "response": "I mean, what are they supposed to eat? Plants!? ", "id": "reddit_561"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who downloaded their Google data and went through it, what were the most unsettling things you found out they had stored about you?", "That there is a map of everywhere I went in the last couple of years that's accurate to the hour.", "Google Maps > Your Timeline", "According to this, I once walked 650 miles in 11 minutes."], "response": "How else you gonna walk 500 miles and walk 500 more just to fall down at her door", "id": "reddit_562"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Washington Capitals have eliminated the Pittsburgh Penguins from playoff contention", "This is the first time this has been posted on Reddit", "Historic", "First time in Vegas Golden Knights history.", "Where were you when the caps beat the pens in the second round for the very first time in Golden Knights history"], "response": "At home when phone ring 'pens is kill' 'yes'", "id": "reddit_563"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I beat colon cancer today. Happiest day of my life.", "Someone should make a sub for all these posts, as well as all the \"After x years, I'm finally a US citizen!\" They are nice and I am very happy for you, but none of these are good PICTURES. This is the PICTURES subreddit, a place to share photographs and pictures. Dont @me"], "response": "Actually there is - it’s r/happy. But what’s the point in posting there since it rarely makes it to the front page? ", "id": "reddit_564"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Five years ago, the city of Windsor, ON caved to fears and removed fluoride from their drinking water. After a 51% spike in cases of tooth decay in children, theyve now voted to spend $850,000 to re-add fluoride to their water.", "Straight outta Pawnee", "H2Flow", "Gotta get those sparkle points.", "Who will win the plain blue T-shirt?", "Look how blue it is!"], "response": "That is Liht-rally THE bluest T-shirt, I have ever seen.", "id": "reddit_565"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Darn, looks like its time to upgrade...", "God please no I just got a 2070 super I have no more money Mr. Orange"], "response": "Simply sell the 2070 super and one kidney and get the upgrade. Amateur. ", "id": "reddit_566"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Vegas Golden Knights have eliminated the Winnipeg Jets from the Stanley Cup Playoffs and advanced to the Stanley Cup Finals in their inaugural season", "[According to all known laws of hockey, there is no way the Vegas Golden Knights should be able to win. Their roster is too untalented to get the puck to the back of the net. The Knights, of course, win anyway because Vegas doesn't care what Canadians think is impossible.](<URL>)"], "response": "Reaves 1 goal > Wheeler + Ehlers + Stastny zero goals in this series Reaves better goalscorer ", "id": "reddit_567"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lebron James response to Kyle Lowry and Warriors part-owner incident", "Every sports league in the world wants their face of the league to be exactly like LeBron. the NBA and Adam silver are extremely fortunate"], "response": "hol up nephew u telling me brad marchand isn't a good ambassador for the NHL? ", "id": "reddit_568"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["China suddenly takes BBC news off air after Muslim detention camps mentioned", "Users often report submissions from this site and ask us to ban it for sensationalized articles. At /r/worldnews, we oppose blanket banning any news source. Readers have a responsibility to be skeptical, check sources, and comment on any flaws. You can help improve this thread by linking to media that verifies or questions this article's claims. Your link could help readers better understand this issue. If you do find evidence that this article or its title are false or misleading, contact the moderators who will review it *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/worldnews) if you have any questions or concerns.*", "They've been doing this for like 3 decades on all oversea channels", "I'm pretty sure they also do it whenever news channels mention Xi... or most aspects of china that would be negative", "China is perfect! Look at how nothing goes wrong! *silences anything that goes wrong* absolutely nothing...!", "There is No War in Ba Sing Se"], "response": "The Earth King has invited you to /r/LakeLaogai", "id": "reddit_569"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This drug will destroy your life.", "Reminds me of a story when a high schooler killed himself because the police found weed on him. They told him that his life was over because no college would accept him and nobody would hire him because he smoked weed, something along those lines.", "They should have charged that department under the same law as that girl who drove her boyfriend to suicide.", "Cops can say whatever they want to you! They can tell you they have recordings, eye witnesses, physical evidence that does not exist. The things that are explicitly legal for them to do to ‘suspects’ are disgusting."], "response": "I guess we all know, that cops arent allowed to lie. How would you be able to tell they're cops then? ", "id": "reddit_570"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How Lone Druid treats his bear vs how Furion treats his treants", "I like how Lone Druid loses 10% of his max health when the bear dies, while Nature’s Prophet loses nothing.", "Pretty much sums up how the break up affected me and my ex."], "response": "Oof, have a salve now and a clarity later and you'll realize you're better off friend.", "id": "reddit_571"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Zion, destroyer of rims....and Shoes!", "And someone paid $10k to watch Zion. I am deceased", "you’d think with all the money they’re making on ticket sales that they could afford better shoes for their players.", "Those shoes cost $120 (Paul George Nike) URL", "I'm pretty sure (at least in the NBA) lots of players get shoes that look the retail model but made much better.", "source? Never heard this before", "I think it’s pretty typical for most sports. I know For NHL players, all their gear is “Pro-Stock”. Not mass produced. I would imagine Duke would be getting same quality as NBA though."], "response": "So you're telling me the Mustangs, Camrys, and Camaros in NASCAR aren't the ones I'd buy at the dealership? ", "id": "reddit_572"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How Lone Druid treats his bear vs how Furion treats his treants", "I like how Lone Druid loses 10% of his max health when the bear dies, while Nature’s Prophet loses nothing."], "response": "Pretty much sums up how the break up affected me and my ex.", "id": "reddit_573"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rod Rosenstein says the Russia probe has uncovered a widespread Russian effort to meddle in the 2016 race", "From his interview with the [Wall Street Journal](<URL> >In an expansive interview with The Wall Street Journal on Wednesday, Mr. Rosenstein offered a forceful defense of the inquiry, saying the public would have faith in its findings. >“People are entitled to be frustrated, I can accept that,” he said, in a nod to attacks on the probe from some conservatives and Republicans. “But at the end of the day, the public will have confidence that the cases we brought were warranted by the evidence, and that it was an appropriate use of resources.” >Mr. Rosenstein said the investigation has already revealed a widespread effort by Russians to interfere in the 2016 presidential election, an assertion that has been played down by Mr. Trump and repeatedly called into question by other members of the administration. He did not comment on a timetable for Mueller to complete his investigation. I wonder if he's trying to get this out there before he's fired. Or if Sessions is replaced, Rosenstein might not be in charge of supervising the investigation anymore.", "It was an appropriate use of resources before Manafort had to surrender 46 million", "This is so when Trump says it was a waste of taxpayer money , Rosen Stein is already on record saying trust me, you'll be glad we did our homework on this.", ">before Manafort had to surrender 46 million I'd like to think Muller moved into Manafort's condo in the Trump tower NYC.", "[What I imagine.](<URL>"], "response": "Someone somewhere is unbelievably angry about this image", "id": "reddit_574"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congress has set out a bill to stop the FCC taking away our internet. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.", "There's actually a way to force the Senate to vote on saving net neutrality. It's called the Congressional Review Act. Under this law, Congress can block any agency decision by passing a resolution of disapproval in both chambers. This resolution cannot be filibustered in the Senate and only 30 senators need to sign a petition to force a vote. Ed Markey has already said he'll introduce a CRA resolution: URL Susan Collins supports net neutrality. If Doug Jones wins tomorrow, that would mean only one other Republican senator would need to flip for the bill to pass the Senate. So... if you live in Alabama and care about net neutrality, you should definitely vote. Edit: To clarify though, trump could still veto the resolution and it would also have to pass the House. But this is a way to force every senator to take a position on this issue before next year's midterm elections. And who knows what will happen if it builds enough momentum. Elected politicians are a lot more responsive to public opinion than FCC commissioners are. The CRA was actually passed by Newt Gingrich and the Republicans in the 1990s to make it easier to kill regulations. But it applies as much to an agency decision to repeal a regulation as it does to enact one. It sure would be deliciously ironic to use the CRA to save net neutrality. If you're curious about the CRA, you can read more here: URL", "Start pleading with the ones whose only got $15 bucks from the isp lobbyists . If we start a go fund me we could buy their votes and actually participate in the US political system for once.", "> If we start a go fund me we could buy their votes and actually participate in the US political system I have no idea what's involved in hiring a lobbyist, but the idea of crowd sourcing them is pretty interesting. The down side, I suppose, is that the 4chans of the world would do it too."], "response": "Plot twist: they already are... Get your head in the game, reddit! ", "id": "reddit_575"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What could be more important than creating life?", "Doing something useful with the life your parents created. Too much potential to waste.", "Good point. At what point are we going to go beyond the goal of just making more lives and consider doing something with the lives that exist?"], "response": "Yes. This !! Very logical, yet so hard for some people to grasp.", "id": "reddit_576"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Apple, the worlds most profitable firm, has a secretive new structure allowing it to continue avoiding billions in taxes, Paradise Papers show. They sidestepped a 2013 crackdown by actively shopping around for a tax haven, landing $252bn on the Channel Island of Jersey.", "It says Apple is very concerned about bad PR and this sort of thing being revealed. I would be very surprised if they didn't have employees trying to downplay the bad PR here. They have the means and enough data on human behavior to be really good at it too. Remember that anyone can lie, especially in a place like this. You don't know what opinions are being paid for. Edit: Beware of people trying to derail the conversation. This is also a tactic to divert your attention. **If people are spamming random stuff to clog the thread just keep scrolling down.**", "[deleted]", "Bad PR is the only thing that can hurt them right now. They can claim they deserve the money they're making but in the end their money comes from us. If we don't buy their products they don't get paid. Of course they fear bad PR. This is not a good day if you're upper management at Apple.", "They'll just spin it, \"if we didn't do this, the iPhone would cost $150 more\", and the fans will thank them."], "response": "Damn, and no one would buy iPhones if they were expensive, too! ", "id": "reddit_577"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In his mouth?", "That’s a lousy aquarium if a 3 yr old can reach to the top", "Well also the kid is Superman and hates vaccines", "His essential oils give him special abilities the likes of which we've never encountered", "Lets not forget his healing crystals which give him unbreaking VI", "Everyone knows not getting vaccinated + essential oils + healing crystals made the smartest man in the history of the world. His name? Albert Einstein."], "response": "Nah ur thinking patrick... Now there is a true genuis", "id": "reddit_578"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I guess he just doesn’t like the word.", "I always live when people say \"stop saying X! Why dont you widen your vocabulary\" When they are literally trying to limit people's vocabulary by telling them to remove words from it."], "response": "Don't you know if you don't speak in exclusively polysyllabic words you're limiting your vocabulary? ", "id": "reddit_579"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Federal Lawsuit Alleges Sexual Battery, False Imprisonment, and Battery Against NFL’s Antonio Brown - Haas Law", "[Response from AB's Lawyer](<URL>", "*the Patriots have traded for Demaryius Thomas*", "For a bucket of peanuts and firm handshake", "And the Jets will pay his salary."], "response": "And he won’t count against the Patriots 53 man roster", "id": "reddit_580"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL: A Suzuki Jimny holds the high altitude world record for cars. On the way down, the drivers passed a sign left by the previous record holders saying \"Jeep Parking Only: All others dont make it up here anyway\" and brought it back as a souvenir.", "[deleted]", "[deleted]", "[deleted]", "I'd buy a Suzuki hatch", "And no one else would, and that's why they went away."], "response": "Are you telling me that a stripped out, uncomfortable, noisy, Suzuki hatch with a 5 speed wouldn't sell? ", "id": "reddit_581"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["229 House Republicans just voted to keep Trump’s tax returns secret", "[deleted]", "This means that Democrats should never show their tax ret...wait, that's not good either. Why the fuck is anyone ok with this?", "[removed]", "That's not really helpful, either. Conservatives would actually love to get rid of the IRS and income taxes because it would mean more money would stay in the pockets of the very wealthy. You would probably see a push for a national sales tax to offset it, which is, by definition, an extremely regressive tax that would disproportionately impact poor and middle-class people. The decrease in revenue would be an excuse for a gutting of social services and federal programs of all kinds, although probably not the military. Our forty-fifth president is the result of a breakdown in institutions of many sorts. Addressing those issues is more difficult work than further dismantling them. In the words of Sam Rayburn, 'Any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.'", ">Conservatives would actually love to get rid of the IRS and income taxes because it would mean more money would stay in the pockets of the very wealthy. The very wealthy already pay next to nothing in income tax."], "response": "I think they see the problem as the fact that they don't pay nothing at all.", "id": "reddit_582"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I found the real life Medic.", "Please somebody Photoshop him and make wear the medic outfit.", "went for the partial: URL EDIT: Things got a little out of control URL EDIT 2: what hath mankind wrought URL EDIT 3: the Übermensch URL EDIT 4: ~~**u/drewhead118** [](/headshot) *u/drewhead118*~~ URL EDIT 5: When you're gilded URL EDIT 6: i can't keep hurting him like this URL"], "response": "Please resubmit this as a self/text post. ", "id": "reddit_583"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When you wake up at 7am as a European", "I'm going to allow this one meme as this is on-topic for this subreddit and an outlet for the casual discussion but for any further submissions about this topic that does not concern Europe or European officials please refer to <URL> as to the removal reasons.", "It's like.. three days into the new year. ffs", "And we were all so happy that 2019 finished...", "2019 was just the warm up. This year is going to be in so many ways."], "response": "2020 can't be the year of perfect hindsight if you don't fuck up everything possible first ^^^^;_;", "id": "reddit_584"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Starting tomorrow you can change your skins at the start of the game!", "Map camo is now serious business", "I'm ultimately in favor of the change, but I do feel like it has the sad potential to take away some of the flavor of the game if any sort of \"skin\" meta evolves.", "Well, White Hat Mccree is sadly really, REALLY good at blending in on Gibraltar... So there's gonna be a meta most def."], "response": "Soooo... Overwatch will become pay 2 win? ", "id": "reddit_585"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You VS The guy she tells you not to worry about", "I appreciate the new models, but they look kind of... shiny? I'm not sure how to describe it- they come off as somewhat cartoonish.", "Yeah looks similar-ish to the dota artstyle, which kinda makes sense. Some may like it, others might not. I dont really mind.", "I like it. We fire from the hip with almost every gun and take an awp shot to the leg like a champ, the models don't need to be insanely realistic."], "response": "Not to mention it takes five glawk headshots to do half damage point blank ", "id": "reddit_586"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We’re back. Here’s your Terminator: Dark Fate trailer that doesn’t give the movie away.", "[Youtube link](<URL>", "Can we expect to see you really throwing yourself into the action of this one?", "Let’s just say that during my shoot, the shares of Advil went through the roof.", "You still look like you can beat the Predator in CQC, sir! What's your weekly workout routine like?", "Darn that makes me want another predator movie with real writers and a director who doesent want to parody his own material."], "response": "And then deciding to reshoot 2/3 of the movie.", "id": "reddit_587"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Charania Dirk Nowitzki says he is indeed retiring. Twenty-one seasons with the Dallas Mavericks. Future Hall of Famer. What a career.", "Legend.", "The best foreign NBA player ever. Best Maverick ever. One of the best playoff runs ever. Dirk gave us lots of good memories", "I mean... Dirk is no doubt my favorite player of all time, but I think the title of best foreign player of all time has to be Hakeem, right?", "Here in Argentina everyone was talking about Manu being the greatest foreign player, but i honestly have Hakeem and dirk over him easily, which is fine since the 3 of em are beasts"], "response": "No way, just like everyone says, Manu is one of the best European players ever! ", "id": "reddit_588"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["An amazing thing just happened in the DC United vs Philadelphia Union game. The Unions Alejandro Bedoya scored in the 3rd minute, ran to the corner where the on-field mic is located, and screamed, \"END GUN VIOLENCE NOW!\"", "The MLS has many restrictions on political messaging within their stadia and games, it'll be very interesting to see how this is handled by the league."], "response": "I'm sure all the patriotic, flag-waving \"Free Speech\" crowd will no doubt have his back. ", "id": "reddit_589"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Police officer points gun at mans face over dark window tints", "And what happened with the gun happy police woman? Time off with pay? A raise? promotion?"], "response": "I think they actually have to kill a brown person to unlock those achievements. ", "id": "reddit_590"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Then and now", "I’m sure I’ll get some hate for this but, I can’t be the only one. I prefer Windows a million times over Apple computers in any instance ever (though I have heard good things about video editing, it’s not my thing). But windows/androids phones are simply not for me.", "Yeah, iOS is pretty clean. But recent software updates have made it an absolute pain sometimes and the prices of new iPhones is completely absurd"], "response": "Yeah it's not like anyone else is charging literally the same amount as Apple for their phones.. ", "id": "reddit_591"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This guy", "Reposted because I forgot to censor the name", "Did you look at their post history? Just asking because I really hope they're a troll and not serious", "Unfortunately, they are definitely not a troll. As a woman, I found their post/comment history extremely disturbing."], "response": "Honestly this dude's the poster boy for r/Braincels", "id": "reddit_592"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Police officer points gun at mans face over dark window tints", "[Mirror](<URL> I am a bot | [Feedback](<URL> | [Github](<URL>", "You better not be nervous when we put a gun to your head!"], "response": "Your acting nervous is making me fear for my life so I will have to shoot/kill you.", "id": "reddit_593"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I normally get a lot of \"oh no\" and \"poor dog\" from people on the street because my dog has 3 legs, Im on vacation in Italy right now and everyone is really nice to him and smiles when they see him, thank you Italy for being that loving and not pitying him <3", "some dogs are Ferraris, others are Fiat Panda, this is simply an Ape Piaggio, nothing new in Italy", "My dog is a Multipla :-("], "response": "Normal and healthy, but so ugly everyone assumes it has some disability?", "id": "reddit_594"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\"Fake esport.\" If this gets enough upvotes it will be the first thing people see when they search \"fake esport.\"", "Lmao who plays bendoverwatch i just look at the pron", "r/rule34 is basically the main Overwatch sub.", "Top thread was DVA. Yup."], "response": "You mean that Infiltrator Irelia knockoff [Reference to my favorite skin](<URL>", "id": "reddit_595"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What could be more important than creating life?", "Doing something useful with the life your parents created. Too much potential to waste.", "Good point. At what point are we going to go beyond the goal of just making more lives and consider doing something with the lives that exist?"], "response": "Well duh, “doing something“ is for the male of the species to do! ", "id": "reddit_596"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently", "I dunno, it really kind of seemed like he was trying to be funnyarcastic in his own way.", "Definitely not cringy. I just found this hilarious.", "I can totally see that being the case, but still... that's a REALLY oddly specific sense of humor that you can't assume that the person you're talking to will share. This is literally the first thing he said to me.", "Maybe it's a quick way of filtering out people who don't share his sense of humour.", "Or he's trolling and doesn't give a shit."], "response": "Its tinder. Its no longer used to hook up, its used to shit post and post to /r/tinder.", "id": "reddit_597"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Washington’s Tom Wilson suspended twenty games for an Illegal Check to the Head on St. Louis’ Oskar Sundqvist", "**Mirrors/Alternate Angles** [Direct link](<URL> ^^^issues? ^^^contact ^^^/u/pacefalmd", "Well, they definitely threw the book at him this time. Edit: He forfeits $1,260,162.20 in salary. -[source](<URL>", "He might have thrown an elbow at the book as it passed", "It was a hockey play. I swear!"], "response": "I mean, the book should have kept its head up!", "id": "reddit_598"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["California bill would make Election Day a state holiday", "As well it should be (though national, not just state)", "This. Every citizen should get election day off and voter ID's should be issued to everyone who is an eligible voter.", "\"That certainly doesn't sound like democracy to me!\" – The GOP", "\"Millions of illegal voters going against me, I tell you.\" - Donald Trump", "Trump will say, \"California now has a bill they've passed that rushes illegals across the border on Election Day, and gives them lots and lots of cash for voting. Lots. Sad.\"", "Tremendous amounts of cash. It's unbelievable.", "Would you call it a bigly amount?", "Yuge is often used as the description.", "Oh my god. Now I'm imagining a 20$ bill with Trump's orange face on it. Disgusting! Sad!", "Im imagining this bill to be printed on orange cloth, instead of the standard green.", "You mean the $1,000 bill, when they bring it back due to the bigly inflation."], "response": "$300m yuge? They'll all be billionaires in no time!", "id": "reddit_599"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Irans president says trump White House afflicted by mental retardation", "I don't think many people predicted that geopolitics in 2019 would come down to world leaders calling each other mentally retarded, but here we are.", "I think a lot of people predicted this in 2016", "You telling me the guy on Twitter calling the president African cause he is black isn't a good president? I'm shocked."], "response": "also the guy who **still** believes the central park 5 are guilty. But no he's totally not a racist guys, fake news! ", "id": "reddit_600"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The New Cinematic if it was in the Real Game", "Lux pinging her ping lol", "Also the immediate surrender after the missed ult", "Not gonna lie, the Galio ULT was sick. Had to watch it a few times.", "I don't see the Galio ult, where is it", "Almost at the end, after he ultra the wing spreads out. And you see Gallio.", "Not in this vid"], "response": "okay thanks I thought I was going crazy rewinding the last half second of this video", "id": "reddit_601"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["He literally left the game after my friend landed this shot", "[deleted]", "Every time lol", "Seriously is it really that had for people to post the gifv link?", "do people really not like seeing the imgur page that much?", "the .jpg version that OP posted takes 10 times longer to load. So yes,.", "wow -12 votes. Sorry my internet is so much better than all of yours . Hahahaha"], "response": "Yes that will help you with the negative votes. ", "id": "reddit_602"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trying to appear smart by being a to his mom on FB", "I want to be her son for a day and make her feel loved.", "Hey new step-mom", "What are you doing step bro?", "Wait I’ve seen this episode before", "I'm killing this thread right here before it can continue.", "Step mom, why is there only 1 bed in our hotel room?", "Because you're sleeping outside because you're an asshat", "Our savior! This reminds me of the channel \"RyanCreamer\" on pornhub... He sets up stereotypical porn scenes, and then makes it really wholesome with no nudity or sexual activity. It's the best."], "response": "Lol, looks like i should give this strange site you are talking about a look for the first time...", "id": "reddit_603"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who pile on generic YouTube comments like “Who’s watching in 2019”, why do you do this?", "i like the \"this artist is so underated \" comment. especialy when is about artists who were big stars in their day.", "Even better when they are big stars right now..."], "response": "Omgosh Billie Eilish is SO underrated right now tho, but like shes the only one who like, GETS it yaknow?", "id": "reddit_604"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This image is illegal in China. Tiananmen Square 1989 massacre", "The most horrific detail of this event is that they crunched the bodies to a pulp by repeatedly running over them with tanks and APCs. Afterwards they hosed it down the drain. WTF?", "[removed]", "I think most readers here would appreciate a translation.", "it is translated... thats why the english is mixed in", "There's like 3 lines filled with weird glyphs. There's no way you need that many to say \"Liu Xiaobo\" or \"Winnie the Pooh\"?"], "response": "Idk man, you read any german lately? ", "id": "reddit_605"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["They let me sit in it", "Wow a redditor who actually got to sit in a car! Oh", "They probably just let him sit in it because he has the same name as that car driving guy", "No, you're thinking of motoring journalist, Fernando Alonso.", "No, you're thinking of space entrepreneur, Lando Calrissian.", "No, you're thinking of famous American actor and martial artist Chuck Norris.", "No, you're thinking of the ape species, *Jeremy clarkson*"], "response": "What about famous Scottish Football scout, Lewis Hamilton? ​ [<URL>", "id": "reddit_606"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Somebody screwed up", "Well technically it is Catalunya, which is Spain-ish.", "Imagine if it really was a Catalan smoothly trashtalking Spain...", "Imagine if it was a spaniard smoothly trashtalking a Catalan smoothly trashtalking Spain.", "Spainiard*", "Spainiman?"], "response": "Not just the Spainimen, but the Spainiwomen and Spainichildren too!", "id": "reddit_607"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What common product has a feature you’re not sure everyone is aware of?", "Many phone cameras can see infrared. Point a remote at your phone, push a button, and watch your screen. You should be able to see the light that comes from the remote.", "I use mine to find my glasses when I can't see.", "wait what", "Say you lose your glasses and your vision is too blurry to fumble around your rooms trying to find them. So instead you turn on your phone camera and point your phone around the room - instead of looking at the room, you look at your phone screen, which is clearer to you.", "This would only apply to nearsighted people. I'm the exact opposite and for whatever reason I still tried this, only to see the phone blurry while the room around it was clear, whoops."], "response": "Just keep the phone far away from you ", "id": "reddit_608"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Private Internet Access, a VPN provider, takes out a full page ad in The New York Time calling out 50 senators.", "Just to be clear: this bill is good business for them. That's how this is.", "Full page ad in the NYT, then a front-page ad on Reddit.", "Yeah I know people like to go \"omg hail corporate lol idiot\" But so many ads have front paged harder than ever this year. And with reddit's //Collective Fear// of a world needing VPNs this has risen so fast. Edit: This is a joke. I'd love to see it investigated. I'm all for what it stands for, but really.. 166k.. that's just too much for something like this. And the gilds.. positivity.. hmm...", "Honestly this time around. Good. I hope PIA gets a fuck ton more business with this. I've had them for years and they're great. If they're using some of the money the make to make ads like this and make people aware of these kinds of issues then I wish them all the success in the world.", "No kidding. I think maybe we're seeing a kind of break in the \"profit before people\" mentality that has dominated the United States and much of the world for so long. It's only a matter of time, but sooner the better, of course. Then, that article and data related to millennials not being so consumer heavy and, really, in some ways, indoctrinated is inspiring and uplifting."], "response": "Also, it's probably not long after the bill passed that VPN access would become regulated...", "id": "reddit_609"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Nashville Predators have eliminated the Anaheim Ducks from the Stanley Cup Playoffs in 6 Games", "PK SUBBAN IS GOING TO THE FINALS", "MTL management on suicide watch!"], "response": "nah man, they got CHARACTER and QUIET LEADERSHIP with Weber, im sure he'll lead them to the cup finals soon enough... ", "id": "reddit_610"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump is fleeing to a safe space in Alabama where students will be punished for booing. Whos the snowflake now?", "Even in Alabama, apparently the students have to be threatened not to boo. They should have all booed just on principle.", "If my favorite candidate came to my school under the condition of a ‘no booing’ rule, they would no longer be my favorite candidate, and I would make sure to boo them.", "Yeah, but you apparently have principles. Edit: So many replies, and so many great jokes! (And some lousy ones, but it's free!) You guys rock!", "My school only had one principle and there's no way he could catch us all", "They can't catch us all. I'm pretty sure the whole school can be given an in school suspension said the principal To which some smart handsome genius replied What's the difference between us being in school vs us being in school suspension"], "response": "And everybody clapped while the principal threw her shirt off and felated you in front of everyone", "id": "reddit_611"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What are the odds of this happening", "I think the fish choked to death while trying to eat the fish or something, I might be wrong i read it in some other post Edit: Thank you for wishing my cakeday friends", "It looks so weird. That might be the reason why it got frozen in the first place since dead fish swim on water, at least I think they do. btw. Happy Cake Day :3", "Yes, since dead fish swim on water"], "response": "Was that what my baby brother was doing in the pool?  i dont have a baby brother ^^^any^more", "id": "reddit_612"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congress can seek eight years of trump’s tax records, appeals court rules", "> “This case presents exceptionally important questions regarding the separation of powers,” Katsas wrote. > He warned of the “threat to presidential autonomy and independence” and said it would be “open season on the President’s personal records” Yeah see, I'm ok with that. If you choose to run for President, you choose to let me know every last thing about you so I know my country is in safe hands. If you're not willing to surrender your privacy, then go do one of the other 100,000 jobs out there."], "response": "I mean, Ivanka just created 14 million new jobs. Maybe he could land one of those. ", "id": "reddit_613"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dont cure an infants disability without consent", "It's pretty weird how parts of the deaf community will shun those who gain the ability to hear.", "Why is this intense isolationism such a huge thing in the deaf community, but not among, say, blind people? Is it because deafness is a lot more common? Do blind people do this too, and I just don't know about it?", "Because deaf people share a language completely seperate from ours. They socialize seperately from us. They get incredibly close knit, kind of out of necessity. Blind people can socialize with most people fairly normally."], "response": "You watch two deafers signing at each other and tell me they aren't planning an uprising! ", "id": "reddit_614"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Assassins killed Panama Papers journalist with text message bomb", "How are journalists all over the world not going at this? This sets a MASSIVE precedent on people who report on news against basically anyone. Edit: alot of people are pointing out that killing journalists is nothing new. Sure, but i've been lurking r/worldnews for about 5 years now and never have i seen a news article on a journalist being killed, other than the on in question now. Im 25y so i dont know about cases older than 10 years but in recent times this is the only one to get this much attention. Wether is it that other stories are silenced one way or another, is irrelevant. The scary part is that this is 100% on everyones radar and still no one is talking about it.", "Journalists have been attacked/assassinated for uncovering the truth for years, this is nothing new. Hell, Putin has been *allegedly* knocking off journalists left and right for years who report against his shit."], "response": "But all the trumpsters keep telling me Putin is a great guy and our friend. Why do you want nuclear war with Russia? ", "id": "reddit_615"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump agrees to shut down his charity amid allegations he used it for personal and political benefit", "Agrees? Fucker's been ordered to cease operations by the State of New York. There's no 'agrees' to it, the word is 'submits'.", ">The smallest, a $7 foundation gift to the Boy Scouts that same year, appeared to benefit trump’s family. It matched the amount required to enroll a boy in the Scouts the year that his son Donald trump Jr. was 11. lol"], "response": "i mean, what self respecting \"billionaire\" doesn't illegally divert funds from his own charity to pay for his son's boy scout membership? ", "id": "reddit_616"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When a non-chinese team makes a play", "It actually kills the hype of the games when a non-Chinese team makes a big play but there's little to no crowd reaction", "Aren't there any western audiences?", "Pretty much no, due to the ticket resale scalper scam that basically prevented the west from buying tickets."], "response": "Just go support your team man like we did in vancouver and seattle ", "id": "reddit_617"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Water ice on Mars, just shot by the ESA!", "So would this be the first place humans might want to be near on arriving ? or is water so common there under the surface that it doesn't matter ?", "I don’t know about the water content under the surface, but I do know that Mars has polar ice caps just like us.", "The polar ice caps have a bunch of CO2 in them. Water ice is somewhat abundant if you count the poles, but this is pretty worthwhile to investigate."], "response": "Jeez, you watch Total Recall one time.....   ", "id": "reddit_618"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Secret Service Uniformed Division Snipers at the Alabama Football Game.", "What do they look out for?", "Threats", "Oh really? I mean what signs. I'm curious when does something look threatening/ suspicious."], "response": "When another sniper is looking at you the scope of their rifle will flash from the sun.. ", "id": "reddit_619"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Usually lying and saying I’m 15 gets rid of creeps but this time I caught a pedophile", "I love how he try’s to justify it “an almost 16 year old”", "I'M 14 BUT BASICALLY 15 AT THIS POINT, AND 15 ROUNDED UP TO THE NEAREST 10 IS 20 SO I'M BASICALLY 20"], "response": "And as we all know 20 is the new 30 so she's practically middle aged ", "id": "reddit_620"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We at MensRights would like to celebrate international womens day because in contrary to popular belief were not anti women!", "Your top post of all time is a triple guided post bragging about getting banned from r/feminism. Most of your daily top posts are nothing pro men they’re just screen grabs of women saying things you disagree with. But hey yeah an annual text post to the contrary ought to do the trick anyway back to your regularly scheduled posts obsessing over female rapists and complaining about your divorces."], "response": "How dare people say positive things about men! ", "id": "reddit_621"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not again!", "I came here for the linux comments", "And you will not be disappointed. BTW, did I mention I use Arch?", "A guy who does crossfit, a woman who's a vegan and an Arch user walk into a bar...", "But only one walks out alive. BTW I use Arch"], "response": "I read these comments on my Arch machine.", "id": "reddit_622"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Join Scott is the 2016 NHL All-Star Game MVP", "Watching Bettman have to hand John Scott a $1 million check is the best thing I have ever seen.", "The most perfect ending to the John Scott saga. There needs to be a 30 for 30 made about this", "\"What if I told you... that the greatest player in hockey wasn't the greatest hockey player. ESPN Films and 30 For 30 presents *Great Scott.*\"", "haha this is perfect", "'Scott on', if you will"], "response": "Marty! We need to go back! John Scott HAS to play in the All Star game! The fate of the world depends on it!", "id": "reddit_623"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Not again!", "lol and then white guy knocking out black guy and proceeding to go after woman is me going into services.msc and ***permanently disabling Windows updates***", "[deleted]", "Yes, MS knows best.", "delete windows ", "Close, its actually format c:  ​"], "response": "actualllyyy take out the hard drive and throw it out the window ", "id": "reddit_624"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#JustSendBitch 😂😂😂", "\"You can't find it on Google.\" That's often the case with bullshit that you've just made up.", "Unfortunately, [he didn't make it up](<URL>", "TIL that urban dictionary is a peer-reviewed, valid source for disease reference."], "response": "Yep, they just got approved the other day", "id": "reddit_625"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is Ohio State University police officer Alan Horujko. He responded to this mornings incident and shot and killed the suspect who was slashing students with a knife, stopping the attack within a minute of it beginning.", "Putting that CIT to good use", "What's that?", "Crisis Intervention Training. It's a 40 hour course which deals with Officer interaction with the mentally ill, suicidal persons etc. There is a lot of focus on de-escalation training. Obviously in this case they were way past the point of de-escalation. The Officer acted properly by stopping the threat before more people were injured/killed."], "response": "yeah but couldnt he have just shot the knife out of his hand? ", "id": "reddit_626"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Cambridge Analytica dismantled for good? Nope: It just changed its name to Emerdata", "[deleted]", "Arrasou amigo kkkkk", "Portuguese sounds so much like Japanese. Ahstray is pronounced \"SINZEIRO!\". Just imagine a feudal Japanese warlord screaming it to his troops as a rallying cry!", "Unless it's European. Then it sounds like Spanish Russian.", "I've once heard somebody describe Portugese as sounding like a drunk Russian trying to speak Spanish."], "response": "So a normal Russian trying to speak Spanish  Seriously though it's probably one of the most common descriptions of Portuguese I've seen", "id": "reddit_627"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Justin Trudeau jogs through prom photo and nobody notices.", "with this and the pic of him [behind the wedding couple](<URL> his nickname needs to be changed from Selfie Prime Minister to PM Photobomb.", "I thought he was wearing leather chaps there for a second 😂", "they might not be leather, but i bet they are assless", "ALL chaps are assless otherwise we call them pants", "Fuck."], "response": "No, that comes after the chaps come off...", "id": "reddit_628"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What’s something that people think makes them look cool but actually has the opposite effect?", "Bragging about how smart you are to other people. Really surprised I didn't see this one. EDIT: Thank you all for the laughs in the replies. Some of your stories about people who are so \"smart\" have made my day. Also, poor trump.", "I have a friend like this and wow every day I think less of him. He even cites an online IQ test.", "Pretty much anyone who brags about their IQ is a moron with an online IQ test result of 145.", "What's your online IQ test result.", "3,543,43.99 yours?"], "response": "Lol you must dumb mine said I was #1 ", "id": "reddit_629"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Disqualified from TI6 open qualifiers due to error by the coordinators of the event, faceit.com", "I'll upvote this for visibility. Even though you're not likely to win, you still are being denied the chance to see how far you can go and hone your skills against some big names. Good luck and I'm sorry for the BS.", "This happens every year. Why are these faceit people unable to coordinate a tournament.", "Because they are incompetent. I hope one day valve will start handle all of these \"valve tournaments related\" stuff by themselves."], "response": "Because Valve is known for their quick and responsive round the clock customer support ", "id": "reddit_630"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A powerful shot in Hong Kong", "I'm all for, but, seriously, how? Short of an all-out war with China, how?", "Supply these protesters with some guns. Then they're rebels. Edit: Firstly, I'm loving this discourse. Secondly, someone pointed out things would likely get worse with the Chinese military if we supplied the HK protesters with guns. I said get worse how, like setting up concentration camps? They've already done that it in western China. And it reminded me of a quote I'd like to share again, by a preacher, named Martin Niemoller, under nazi rule: \"First they came for the Jews, but I did nothing because I'm not a Jew. Then they came for the socialists, but I did nothing because I'm not a socialist. Then they came for the Catholics, but I did nothing because I'm not a Catholic. Finally, they came for me, but by then there was no one left to help me.\" It seems to me that these folks in Hong Kong are in this situation now. May God help them if the international community won't."], "response": "Ah yes, I cannot remember a single incident where equipping rebels with weapons lead to problems ", "id": "reddit_631"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING: Arsenal close to reaching agreement to sign to striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from Borussia Dortmund for club-record fee in region of £60m. Transfer won’t be sanctioned until #BVB have replacement lined up - remains unclear if that will be Olivier Giroud or not #AFC", "From all. Did not understand a thing in the title. What's going on now?"], "response": "Yeah, downvote this guy for seeking clarity. What an idiot. ", "id": "reddit_632"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Apple Being Sued for Purposefully Slowing Down Older iPhone Models", "[deleted]", "Can we please stop pretending that there wouldn't have been equal or worse outrage if millions if iPhone 7 users upgraded to iOS 11 and got a popup saying \"Thanks for upgrading. Now please bring your phone to the nearest apple store to have your battery replaced. This will be out of warranty and your phone may be throttled if you don't have it serviced\""], "response": "Man, could you IMAGINE telling users about this BEFOREHAND? How hard would THAT be? ", "id": "reddit_633"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kansas is finalizing a deal to hire Les Miles", "everyone stay calm.. STAY FUCKING CALM"], "response": "Kansas has a football coach with a national championship ring... EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!!", "id": "reddit_634"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is PLANETSIDE 2", "Holy shit, I need to log back in and try it out. I thought the ships were concept art.", "They're on the test server atm, expected to go live on the 19th"], "response": "This will bring me back. I hope they don't fuck up.", "id": "reddit_635"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Donald trump Played Central Role in Hush Payoffs to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal", "Remember when American evangelicals wouldn't have supported a President who committed adultery with a porn star?", "I mean, but come on.....her emails "], "response": "And/or that time when some democrat did something bad in the past. ", "id": "reddit_636"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This sign in Thailand", "Seriously.. I was at a bar in Korea, and this idiot in my group got annoyed that the bartenders didn’t speak English.. like where tf you think you are man?", "Lol, and Korea is a country that went through the trouble of translating all the subway stations in English so that you can read it, have English translations in major buildings and accommodations, and where a significant percentage of the young population can speak at least a little bit of English. Like what more do you want from us?", "A fifteen page essay about the correct useage of to and too, probably.", "But not everyone in USA knows the difference, i see it everyday.", "There are some spelling mistakes only native English speakers do. My favourite example is should of and should have. I see it all the time that native English speaker write \"should of\" instead of \"should have or should've\". Im sure thats a mistake that doesn't happen to someone that learned English as a second language. Someone that learned English as a second language is usually trying to be conscious what he is trying to say. Someone that grew up natively often doesn't think about it because its natural to them. So small mistakes like that happen."], "response": "No no no, It's obviously \"should uh\" ", "id": "reddit_637"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dogs cannot get ‘autism’, British Veterinary Association warns after ‘anti-vaxx’ movement spread to pets", "Any dog owner would *wish* for an autistic dog after they're sued for giving someone rabies", "Yeah and honestly an autistic dog probably wouldn't be much different than a normal dog", "Repetitive movements and actions, makes strange noises, really enjoys being touched in a certain way and hates others, yep most dogs are autistic alright.", "Must be all that vaccinating we're doing", "We solved it boys"], "response": "Nah, the truth is that doctors want to turn us into dogs.", "id": "reddit_638"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What do you mean “us” your little sister did all he work", "Hey! Stealing is bad! *shoots her for not getting down*", "Can't blame them. She didn't specifically say anything about murder.", "Is murder bad now? I can't keep up with all these rules."], "response": "back in my day I could run a whole drug empire AND get tax cuts! Millennials.... ", "id": "reddit_639"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just a normal stretch for Gretzky", "That’s a stat line I’d expect from the former AHL player in my beer league.", "Try playing prime Alex burrows in a beer league, very fun", "alex burrows is technically a former AHL player too.", "Burrows is a 2x world ball hockey champion.", "Funny thing is that Burrows is legitimately one of the best ball hockey players in history afaik."], "response": "Well he was a pro on the verge of the NHL for a chunk of the time he was playing ball hockey.", "id": "reddit_640"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light", "It’s a REALLY good movie as well!", "What is the name of the movie?", "Your name"], "response": "Really, they named a movie \"Zachatar7\"? ​ ", "id": "reddit_641"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#trashtag victim", "Running out of places to clean is the best first world problem I've ever heard of.", "Whatever works I'm for it. Can we get all that garbage floating in the oceans next?", "I just wanna make sure the garbage we clean up doesn’t end up in the oceans.", "Dont worry, China needs that garbage for concrete filler.", "Which means our recyclable plastic is going on trans-oceanic ships, some of which is falling right into the ocean.", "and those ships are polluting the atmosphere in insane amounts with their dirty fuel."], "response": "We need to pitch in and buy them a bidet. That way they have clean fuel.", "id": "reddit_642"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["‘I’m nearing the end of my life’: Alex Trebek says he’s not afraid to die as cancer grows", "What is the sound of my heart breaking, Alex?", "Not fearing death is dope af", "I have no fear of being dead, the process of dying on the other hand scares the bejesus out of me having had a brief taste of it. Hats off to alex. I hope I can handle my end with a 10th of the grace he is.", "I also had a taste of it, and it did the exact opposite for me. I was in a horrible car accident almost 20 years ago, I was not wearing a seat belt and was thrown around my vehicle, knocking me unconscious and then ultimately pinned inside with no way to breathe. I was lucky and emergency crews arrived very quickly, but I was in a process before they saved me. It was just a dream state, but turned up to 11. Like tripping acid while dreaming. Extremely lucid. It felt like I was there for weeks, when in reality it was maybe 10 minutes. I know it was my brain creating a comfort for me, preparing itself to slip away.", "Alex is facing a much more chemically controlled exit. Not a sudden painful exit.", "I wonder if all the opioids impede the transcendental dream state the car crash comment above you was talking about."], "response": "I’m sure unlimited opioids with no fear of OD cause you’re dying anyway would be no fun at all. ", "id": "reddit_643"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cop pepper sprays large group of motorcyclist passing safely on the highway. TX", "Great, cause accidents by blinding the riders in the name of safety", "And then everyone whines about how dangerous bikes are.", "Well yeah don't you remember that one time? When that thing happened?", "Ffs I can't go to one single thread without someone bringing that up"], "response": "What about that time when a thing almost happened?", "id": "reddit_644"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders Is the First Presidential Candidate to Call for Ban on Facial Recognition", "There are a shocking amount of authoritarian views here... Isn't like the whole point of being a Libertarian to be anti-authoritarian?", "This sub is unique(-ish) in that they openly allow disagreeing opinions to comment and even rise to the top of posts last I checked. Edit: To make my point, I am not a libertarian. Many misunderstood because I am commenting in a libertarian sub and made that assumption.", "A free market of ideas. I like it.", "[deleted]", "They're true libertarians"], "response": "No, their style of moderation is much more akin to anarchism. Being that there really isn’t any rules and subsequently no moderation.", "id": "reddit_645"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yasiel Puig has officially become a US citizen!", "Damn, the Tribe's just churning out American citizens this year. He's the fourth one already!"], "response": "[The Indians have actually been U.S. citizens since 1924.](URL) Your silly players are wasting their time! ", "id": "reddit_646"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddits been lying to me for two and a half year now", "Too many people are uninformed about what impeachment actually is/does, plus, ya know, the government can’t get shit done, ever.", "Government can't get shit done because people keep electing those who claim government can't get shit done. Imagine any job interview where the candidate proclaims his job expertise by saying the job cannot be done, the candidate thus won't do the job he'd be hired for but wants to be hired for it anyway.", "\"I'll be the best monkey wrench you ever throw in this machine!\""], "response": "That much was true. If anything revealed the flaws in American politics, it was 45.", "id": "reddit_647"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not again!", "I came here for the linux comments", "And you will not be disappointed. BTW, did I mention I use Arch?", "A guy who does crossfit, a woman who's a vegan and an Arch user walk into a bar..."], "response": "But only one walks out alive. BTW I use Arch", "id": "reddit_648"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion How awesome would it be if Psyonix could develop a RL application for our phones that lets us make trades remotely?", "I think Psyonix was pretty clear that they wanted trading to be for \"fun\" and not take away from the game. So I doubt they would focus more on trading. But I hope they do make a app so we can trade and customize our cars on the go..... *edit also a way that we can watch our replays on the go so we can brag..."], "response": "You can do this multiple ways on Xbox. Xbox master race? ", "id": "reddit_649"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL the huge book Ryze carries around is filled with his patch notes, and he checks it before casting a spell to make sure it has the right stats", "\"Lemme see here... 1.5 second slow? You kidding me! Jungler, go away, I have nothing for you here.\"", "The W change is such an insult. As if the whole reason they can't balance him is because he has a point and click root.", "A negligible as duck .75 second root too"], "response": "That was doubled if he cast E. But details aren't important ", "id": "reddit_650"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This news paper from the Dominican republic used a picture of Alec Baldwin as Trump", "- Google Donald Trump - Don't use first picture - Use maybe third of fourth picture - Happens to be Baldwin - Done", "When you don't want to get caught for plagiarism and you're too lazy to fact check", "Actually as a Dominican born citizen of the US I can tell you that back in the old country people don't give a single shit about plagiarism. Hell most of my fucking jokes got stolen back home by some idiot just saying the same shit louder; Every party ever forever until the end of time. Ugh this post is fucking embarrassing but it paints an accurate picture.", "Actually as a Dominican born citizen of the US I can tell you that back in the old country people don't give a single shit about plagiarism. Hell most of my fucking jokes got stolen back home by some idiot just saying the same shit louder; Every party ever forever until the end of time. Ugh this post is fucking embarrassing but it paints an accurate picture", "Not gonna lie, this took me a minute.", "***Not gonna lie, this took me a minute.***", "Have an upvote you original-content mofo.", "Have an upvote you original-content mofo.", "Have an upvote you original-content mofo."], "response": "You stole a stolen comment.. that's just straight up plagiarism man. So uncool.", "id": "reddit_651"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Does this happen to anyone?", "Back in high school during the final year, some teachers would let us chill during some of the classes. We'd be done after like 30 minutes and then we could do whatever we wanted as long as we weren't loud or inappropriate. I'd frequently listen to songs I found through osu! with my headphones on and finger tap the table to mimic the rhythm. This one time I thought I was doing nothing out of the ordinary when suddenly someone from behind put their hand on my shoulder. I took my headphones off, turned around (I was in 1st row) and a few people (teacher included) were looking at me. The guy who tapped my shoulder then said \"you're being too loud on that table\". I wasn't thinking about it back then, but now I wonder if I was tapping with my nails or if I was going rafis mode on a wooden table.", "We're there any girls that asked u to do some finger massage to em?"], "response": "Girls don't go to engineering schools, but I'm definitely sure I'd have a chance if they did ", "id": "reddit_652"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sanity Sunday Well this actually kind of makes sense.", "Activists try and accurately understand the reasons why certain people are disadvantaged so they can help them. SJW's sit on the internet and blame straight White males for every problem under the sun while doing nothing.", "You're absolutely correct.", "This is something I really hate when people are like \"wow if you use SJW as an insult you must be a nazi who thinks social justice is bad.\" Like no, we like social justice, SJWs give it a bad name.", "On the flip side are people that label anyone trying to solve a social problem as an SJW so that they can dismiss them entirely so that the problem, which may or may not benefit them, can persist. Or just to be shitty to people. To be clear I'm not saying you are wrong. It definitely happens, just wanted to bring up the other side of the issue.", "I don't agree with homosexual lifestyles and therefore I will never participate in that lifestyle or condone it. I don't agree with homosexual lifestyles and therefore, nobody should participate in that lifestyle or condone it.", "Sarcasm tags are helpful"], "response": "unless any reasonable conclusion would lead someone to believe that  is implied.", "id": "reddit_653"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Star Wars Episode IX Trailer", "That's not the title I expected at all.", "Revenge, Return, Rise. I like it.", "YUP YUP YUP It also wouldn't be a total surprise to me if the title was a red herring, but also there's so much room in it.", "JJ is notorious for puzzle box storytelling. Either we are getting a clone/Luuke storyline, or Kylo is the Skywalker, or it's just Luke's ghost in some way. Technically possible its Leia but I doubt.", "I think it’s Kylo. He’ll probably get a similar redemption arc to Vader. *EDIT: It seems that some people have forgotten that Leia is his mother. Therefore, he is just as much Solo as Skywalker."], "response": "I think it is that slave kid from the casino planet with force powers ", "id": "reddit_654"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Peter Crouch: \"My wife doesnt like football. One day she called me 10 minutes before a game to find out where I was.\"", "\"I am at work\"", "\"On a Sunday? Do you think I was born yesterday or something?\"", "\"what's her name!?\"", "“I’m at Chelsea” “What?!?!”", "\"Gotta go, getting in the shower with the boys\" \"I've always suspected it\""], "response": "\"I always used to score when Beckham was my wingman.\"", "id": "reddit_655"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Verizon throttled fire department’s “unlimited” data during Calif. wildfire", "If we had an FCC that wasn’t so disgustingly corrupt, they should end this throttling nonsense once and for all. It’s nothing but a forced upgrade."], "response": "But as long as you can still do the Harlem Shake, everything is a-okay!!!11 ", "id": "reddit_656"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Japanese police want to question Logan Paul", "Jake Paul should do some pranks in North Korea. Think of the views!", "\"Got raped in North Korea after trying to throw a poke ball at Kim Jong-un \" Video starts with dramatic piano music and some night footage of the city. \"I am sure this has never been done before on youtube\" ..."], "response": "\"Oh shit I started a nuclear war hahaha so funny..\"", "id": "reddit_657"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Only common people get excited for things like the Eclipse - Neil deGrasse Tyson edition", "A lot of eclipses happen over the ocean where nobody can see them.", "But it's more fun to just know they're happening at all.", "[deleted]", "In this moment, I'm euphoric, in facta"], "response": "But is it because of a phony god's blessing?", "id": "reddit_658"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How would you feel about a mandatory mental health check up as part of your yearly medical exam?", "Yearly medical exam? What are you talking about?", "I was thinking the same, do I need to revise for this exam?", "Same. Just had my “yearly” exam for the first time in six years.", "I'm 32 is this a thing I should have done by now? I go to the doctor when I'm sick or need medications. (Australian)"], "response": "I'm also Australian. If I'm good enough to get to the doctor, I don't need a doctor.", "id": "reddit_659"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congress explained.", "Also imagine you & your spouse are being bribed by lobbyists, special interest groups and big businesses to spend more too but don't tell each other about that money just keep it quietly to yourself.", "And you're keeping innocent people in your basement and stealing from the entire neighborhood.", "And destabilize other neighborhoods, and using \"precision\" strikes to kill anyone near suspected terrorists cell phones", "This analogy is breaking down fast.", "To be honest, it started off terribly."], "response": "Wait, how do I use UAV to spice up the ol love life?", "id": "reddit_660"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jake Butt Named B1G Tight End of the Year", "🎶 I like B1G Butts and I cannot lie 🎶", "All these other conferences can't deny"], "response": "When an overrated 🌶 walks in with a bad stat line I get sprunnnngggg!", "id": "reddit_661"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hooray to Jennifer Aniston, whos turning 50 today. May she speak her childfree mind for another 50 years!", "Why do I have to be mothering at all?? I have no problem with a societal obligation to take care of others (as in donate to charity, do volunteer work, something of that nature) but the specific obligation to be mothering? Nah, fuck that.", "I'm mothering my cat very well, m'am. She's in a good state, soft and keeps me warm at night."], "response": "Mine's kinda bitey. I don't know where I went wrong!", "id": "reddit_662"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Super Bowl LII Post Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (16-3) at New England Patriots (15-4)", "*2:20 left in the game. Patriots ball, down 5.* Me: We all know how this ends. *Tom Brady strip sack* Me: Oh."], "response": "Man I wasn’t comfortable until they actually brought the trophy out.", "id": "reddit_663"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Look here you neanderthals. Stop taking pictures of your TV, the Ps4 has a screenshot feature. Use it.", "How else will we see the finger prints???", "You either have children or you have one or more of those damn friends that get so excited over something on TV they leap up and have to put their hands all over the screen to point it out to you. I have both. I'm honestly not sure who I yell \"stop touching the tv!\" at more."], "response": "Give your current friends your children then cut them both out of your life. you dont need that kind of negativity! ", "id": "reddit_664"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["10-year-old boy wont recite the Pledge of Allegiance, says he cant because he doesnt believe there really IS liberty and justice for all. School calls parents, parents stand behind their sons choice.", "Mighty intelligent for a 10 year old. I hope the boy goes far.", "If you read the article, the boy was reprimanded for talking disrespectfully to his teacher, not for refusing to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.", "That's the catch-all crime: \"You're being disrespectful to MEEEEEEEEE! How DARE you, puny kid, defy what I -- the ultimate authority -- say?\".", "That's definitely the main crime in elementary school. And the kids really should listen to their teachers, the whole point of being in school is to listen to your teacher as she explains things to you. If the teacher has no control over the class, she can't teach. And yes, I used \"she\" instead of \"hehe\" for the abstract elementary school teacher, sue me.", "It shouldn't be a crime to tell a teacher that they are wrong. If you're right, the teacher and the class just learned something. If you're wrong, the teacher can better explain why you're wrong, and you've just learned something. When teachers bring politics into the classroom, that's the right time to tell them they are wrong.", "I once had a teacher get mad at me because I told her that Texas was, in fact, not the largest U.S. State, despite her smugly holding up a U.S. map that showed Alaska to be clearly smaller. I was in kindergarten.", "I had a teacher get mad because I pointed out that claiming \"people concede the existence of Jesus every time they use the gregorian calendar\" makes no logical sense. I can't recall whether I drew her attention to the way the days of the week are named after different deities or not, but Christ she was a tool."], "response": ">but Christ she was a tool. AHA! So you DO admit that Christ existed. I knew we'd getcha! ", "id": "reddit_665"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Charles Leclerc is on pole for the 2019 Bahrain Grand Prix!", "Time for the narrative to swing to the other extreme", "\"CONGRATS TO [insert pole sitting team] FOR THE 2019 WCC AND WDC.\"", "\"See you next year\""], "response": "“Next year is our year” - Mercedes 2019 ", "id": "reddit_666"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["So I drew the Ts as kids", "I bet that kid used his parents' credit card to get the Karambit smh E: My first gold. Thank you kind stranger", "Or it's just a cardboard cutout of one."], "response": "I feel like one of them should have one of those flip-out hair combs.", "id": "reddit_667"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Please, dont ask...", "Its like looking in a mirror...", "... and -25 MMR staring back at you.", "Jokes on you i only have 18 left"], "response": "Spoken like an honourable herald indeed. I bow to you good Sir.", "id": "reddit_668"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My dad (front) in Vietnam in 1971. Didn’t know this photo existed until I came across it randomly on the internet. He cried when he saw it. Hope this is the right place to post it.", "That is pretty amazing. I have a somewhat similar story. I bought my dad a book about submarines for Christmas one year and he’s flipping through and sees a picture of himself standing on the deck of his submarine with a Regulus missile in the early 1960’s. He was shocked. Then, I book him and my mom a B&B for my college graduation and the owner has the commissioning plaque from my dad’s submarine hanging on his wall! My dad was on the commissioning crew in the late 1950’s and this guy was on the decommissioning crew in the mid-1980’s. The B&B owner grabbed that plaque off the wall and shoved it into my fathers arms and said he should have it. Then they drank whisky and talked for hours.", "Submarines are a very small and tightly knit community within the military. This story doesn't surprise me in the slightest (in a good way).", "I've been watching the show \"WWII in Color\" and all the submariners are wearing only underwear. It's kind of odd."], "response": "Because they totally had air conditioning in the subs ", "id": "reddit_669"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["General election: Corbyn says Labour has documents that confirm NHS for sale in US trade talks – live news", "7th top story on BBC news app...."], "response": "UPDATE: up to 5th. Careful now BBC you don't want to be seen favouring one party ", "id": "reddit_670"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Charles Leclerc wins the 2019 Italian Grand Prix!", "The youngster who \"isnt ready for Ferrari\" according to a lot of people, now have more poles, more wins and more points than the 4x WDC veteran this season."], "response": "Hey, you have to give Vettel some time, he's still new at Ferrari and still getting use to the car! ", "id": "reddit_671"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Climate protest in Cologne. Theyre standing on ice blocks", "How is this risky? Getting hanged won't kill you instantly. EDIT: Apparently the standard way to hang someone is to break their neck at 1.2 to 1.8 M drop."], "response": "What a bunch of noobs, get off the ice I will show you how it is done! ", "id": "reddit_672"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Jeremy Lamb throws up the desperation heave from half-court and makes it at the buzzer to win the game!", "That's the best game winner of the season, and this ain't up for debate.", "This might be one of the best ever in terms of difficulty", "Rivaled only by [Tyreke Evans](<URL>) and [Devin Harris](https://youtu.be/0afz7lz7KGM)", "That sacramento player at the end of the tyreke evans clip totally knew it was going in, holy fuck.", "That part of the clip always blows my mind. It’s barely out of his hands and his teammate is like “We did it”. Time travel confirmed?", "Nba is confirmed rigged. That guy forgot to wait until it went in to fake celebrate"], "response": "Damn Gordon Hayward must me dedicated to this act by NBA considering his season opener last year ", "id": "reddit_673"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL that a Polish environmental charity put a SIM card in a GPS tracker to follow the migratory pattern of a white stork. They lost track of the stork and later received a phone bill for $2,700; someone in Sudan had taken the SIM from the tracker and made over 20 hours of calls.", "I feel like having the option of not letting people make $2700 worth of phone calls for a sim card assigned to an IOT device would have been a worthy use of time.", "If only the world had a blockchain for these environmental issues"], "response": "We should definitely use the annual national electrical usage of Ireland to track and manage these issues using a blockchain. ", "id": "reddit_674"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Pelissero The NFL has suspended Myles Garrett indefinitely.", "Man, imagine falling asleep in the middle of the game last night and waking up to see this.", "I went to bed after the Browns went up by 14. I'm so confused."], "response": "You were the moral compass holding the Browns together, this is all on you! ", "id": "reddit_675"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion How to navigate battery replacements through Apple with a jailbroken device from a former Apple Genius", "This is a wonderful suggestion. Lots of us are gonna get our batteries replaced next year.", "I myself will, for sure. I plan to keep my SE for a while, so why not ride into the sunset with a fresh battery?", "I'm going to do the same with my 6s+. I have an Apple Store about 30 minutes away, is just walking my phone in an option, or will I have to ship it?"], "response": "Apple Stores accept walk-ins now. Just a matter of how lengthy the wait is.", "id": "reddit_676"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This makes so much sense and no sense at the same time.", "I have no idea how hot 375 F is but it’s what I use to roast a chicken.", "Our oven is in metric, I've had it for 3 years and I'm still constantly looking up F to C conversions... I just remember that if I turn the dial exactly halfway that it's 375.", "350 is 180. That's all I know. And I know it's not quite right, but I got it from a recipe years ago and it's stick in my head now. Close enough, eat it.", "And 400 is 200 is an easy one to remember", "I only know that -40 C is -40 F, but that doesn’t help me in the kitchen much.", "The only time that information has ever been useful was when it came up in a pub quiz I was at once...", "The only time that information has ever been useful for me was never.", "It's useful in Russia during the winter.", "Officer 1: Comrade what is the temperature outside? Officer 2: it is -40 degrees. Officer 1: Celsius or Fahrenheit? Officer 2: Yes."], "response": "It's a fun fact to break out whenever it hits -40 here in MN", "id": "reddit_677"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Comcast sent a letter saying they were doubling the cost of my internet... so I switched.", "What is this 'broadband competition' you speak of?", "I'm sending this comment via a cable TV line that can go up to 400mbps. Another company installed a new fiber network a year ago and you can of course get DSL via the old telephone lines from any DSL provider in the country."], "response": "Meanwhile, I live in a village in the UK with a population of 2860, have ADSL from any provider in the country, and are just getting 2 different FTTH runs from 2 different suppliers capable of up to 10-gig symmetric. (just rubbing it in) ", "id": "reddit_678"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Is this overkill?", "thats actually perfectly balanced for minecraft with 64 chunks loading distance and ray tracing", "30fps at 1080p isn't playable my dude", "60fps at 1440 is tho, so if you turned render down to normal (<16) you’d be good", "I'm too poor to afford that.", "You disgust me... Are you even a real gamer?  just in case", "I bet you have gamer gunk stuck in your keyboard also "], "response": "Youre legit the type of person to use an iPad an call it a gaming PC ", "id": "reddit_679"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Federal Lawsuit Alleges Sexual Battery, False Imprisonment, and Battery Against NFL’s Antonio Brown - Haas Law", "[Response from AB's Lawyer](<URL>", "*the Patriots have traded for Demaryius Thomas*"], "response": "For a bucket of peanuts and firm handshake", "id": "reddit_680"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Found at the entrance to St George’s in Cape Town. I love this church.", "Church is not a museum for \"good\"people,but a hospital for the broken.", "Fr Stephen Freeman likes to put it that Christ did not come to make bad men good, but to make dead men live."], "response": "I've seen that attributed to CS Lewis, but it may be one of those quotes that doesn't have a known origin.", "id": "reddit_681"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Samsung pulls own ads after ditching headphone jack", "I'm hoping the note 10 fails just like the s6", "Yeah, they actually brought back expandable storage after that one. We can hope against hope that the same thing will happen with the headphone jack. But it probably won't, because this has nothing at all to do with what consumers want."], "response": "Seriously. Why give consumers what they want? That would be stupid.  in case you couldn't tell", "id": "reddit_682"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Steam irks me sometimes", "My account is almost 18 years old. When it turns 18, checkmate Steam.", "how many digits on that steam ID youngin?"], "response": "Thst means nothing. Only REAL gamers played on WON before Steam. ", "id": "reddit_683"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Five years ago, the city of Windsor, ON caved to fears and removed fluoride from their drinking water. After a 51% spike in cases of tooth decay in children, theyve now voted to spend $850,000 to re-add fluoride to their water.", "I live in Prince George, BC. They took the fluoride out 3 years ago. To save money. I wonder what it's gonna cost when they go to reinstall the system?", "Wait really? I didn't know that 😐 I'll need to get some fluoride rinse i guess", "I dont know for sure but I think if you brush and floss regularly the fluoride is mostly redundant. It's for people (children) who neglect to brush their teeth."], "response": "Aren't their teeth just going to fall out anyway? ", "id": "reddit_684"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["There is a huge difference between 59 and 60 fps.", "I think Linus is one of the best things to happen to pc industry. That guy has spread more awareness about pc than everyone else combined.", "Honestly though. He introduced me to PC’s after years of playing console and after a lot of research by watching videos from Kyle, Linus, Paul, Jay, Steve, etc. I dropped the cash and built my first ever PC (see user flair). I like it so much better than console, and I can’t thank him enough for introducing me to it.", "Mine was actually Austin Evens, then I got addicted, I got in. It was an awesome few months and an even more awesome summer with all the research. Built the first last month.", "Ugh, I can't stand Austin. Does anyone actually like that guy?", "You're shocked that people like someone you don't personally like?"], "response": "Yes, because I am the arbiter of everything good and enjoyable. :) ", "id": "reddit_685"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The picture NASA doesnt want you to see.", "ELI5 I dont understand what flat earthers feel the government has to gain by saying the earth is round if it really isn't."], "response": "Its so NASA can keep getting trillions of dollars and waste it on fake moon rocks! ", "id": "reddit_686"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Anybody that questions why you are shoveling six inches of snow in the *middle* of a snowstorm hasnt shoveled twelve inches of snow at the end of a snowstorm.", "Not to mention the longer it sits the quicker it all freezes together and then it's really a PITA to remove it.", "what does animal rights have to do with this"], "response": "Yeah bread has nothing to do with snow", "id": "reddit_687"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who pile on generic YouTube comments like “Who’s watching in 2019”, why do you do this?", "To get likes, just like how people make generic reddit comments to get upvotes", "Youtube likes don't even accumulate into a total like count, unlike reddit karma", "True but I can see someone totally enjoying their little moments of YouTube comment fame", "Plus they get a notification \"X liked your comment\" - YEY, MOMMY, LOOK , BILLY LIKED MY COMMENT.", "Oh they do? I only get it like every 3 months and then I notice I have 60 likes on some comment."], "response": "I get one when my comments gets liked by first person, it's weird. Maybe youtube algorithms decides.", "id": "reddit_688"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["There is a fan driving around metro Atlanta in a Hummer with a TV attached to the back playing the SEC Championship Game over and over.", "From what I’ve heard about Atlanta’s elite traffic situation, I bet that’s getting a lot of exposure.", "or one dude watching it 300 times while stuck behind it.", "Could you imagine being an auburn fan having to sit behind that while in 2 hour traffic", "That's how serial killers are born", "Nah, that's how they're reformed. They see the light and follow the way of the Bulldog going forward.", "Oh sure. Next you're going to tell me we can \"reform\" other fans into OU fans by listening to Boomer Sooner for 10 hours straight.", "I think just typing that violates the Geneva Convention.", "Here I go serially murdering people upon thinking about that.", "Ahahhaah I can't even imagine not liking Boomer Sooner. A whole fan base has been conditioned to enjoy the most annoying tune in the world. I can almost feel the endorphins tickling my brain just thinking about it."], "response": "My alarm is boomer sooner. Every day I wake up boomer sooner. I love it still.", "id": "reddit_689"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Donald Trump criticises mayor of Puerto Rican capital for poor leadership", "\"who are not able to get their workers to help. They want everything done for them.\" The President of the United States is dog-whistling right now about hurricane victims. Every time I think he can't sink any further, the bar gets ten feet lower.", "And he completely fails to comprehend that “their workers” are victims of the storm as well. They’re in the same situation as those they are trying to help. He’s victim shaming these American citizens.", "He's never had to work so he doesn't really get what that means.", "He says exercise like that would drain his finite amount of energy in life, no recharging with sleep and food.", "Maybe that's the swamp he's afraid to drain; the finite energy of his, um, soul."], "response": "He should have more empathy for the victims since he's always a victim himself.", "id": "reddit_690"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Met him one day when I was out riding and now he’s my riding partner for life", "Poor dude. Had to buy a shitty ring instead of a Panigale V4.", "[deleted]"], "response": "I love how wholesome these comments are, all congratulatory and jokes about bikes. Not one person has mentioned how nice of a she has.", "id": "reddit_691"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I saw the Chandrayaan 2 launch in person", "How much longer would we be able to see the take off if there weren't any clouds?"], "response": "On a clear day with powerful telephoto lens I think you should be able to spot or identify the S200 separation stage.", "id": "reddit_692"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rex Chapman goes for the dunk.", "Mark Eaton didn't even fucking jump, ffs", "The great white wall", ">White walker disapproved.", "Real life Wun Wun", "Wun Wun was actually named after a football player, Phil Simms, who wore number 11 and played for the NY Giants."], "response": "Dude's crazy into the NFL so would make sense", "id": "reddit_693"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Children agree not to get abducted after 8 PM so Amber Alert doesn’t wake anyone up", "* Children weren’t abducted. * Went missing well before 8 PM. * Were missing for more than 12 hours before the alert was issued. * Grandpa didn’t steal them and was actually considered “a vulnerable adult” despite being labeled “suspect” in the alert. * Found by police, not the general public. But hey, the system worked!", "Why did the York regional police tweet \"As a direct result of the Amber Alert\"", "Yeah, we all know cops aren't allowed to lie."], "response": "I was literally asking. Im trying to find a source that says if they were alerted to the vans location by the public or not.", "id": "reddit_694"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Canada ranked number 1 in list of countries that care the most about international rankings", "I can't believe we're ranked 33rd in the world alphabetically. Honestly we could do better", "Let's change our name to !!!Aaaa1111canadaxoxox", "And then we can beat Afghanistan and Albania", "You can just say Afghanistan.", "Shhh, didn't want to seem like I was singling them out specifically", "Don't worry. They're not allowed internet there!", "Wait where does Albion fit in", "Fable 2", "Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?"], "response": "Try to get your combat multiplier *even higher*!", "id": "reddit_695"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Serious Should elderly people be forced to take tests regarding their motor vehicle operating abilities and mental fitness and get their motor vehicle license(s) revoked if they fail the test(s)? Why/why not?", "What, absolutely. But I wouldnt even say apply it only to the elderly, everybody should periodically have to redo the driving tests. I say about every 10 years.", "I'd even be cool doing it every 5 years for the first ~10 years. Once at 16, once at 21, then at 31, 41, etc. The difference between when I was 16 and 21 was pretty significant. Plus I think it would be good to have the occasional reminder for people to stop cruising along in the passing lane.", "Yeah you were different at 21 compared to 16 but honestly... surely you were a better driver? I think having another mandatory test around 35 or 45 would be good, and then another around 55, and from then on every 5 years. Something along those lines.", "Yeah for most people, their driving skills are only improved the first couple decades of driving. Once you start getting social security then start testing."], "response": "Hey, maybe by the time millennials run into the non-existence of social security, there will be mandatory self-driving cars anyways! ", "id": "reddit_696"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dude asleep at the wheel of his Tesla on the interstate", "Okay, I came from a very plain part of the country with 3 television channels, so please forgive me for finding entertainment where I could, but I used to love driving on I-80 with my head lolled back on the headrest and my left eye closed so those passing me would see me and think I was asleep. They'd honk and scream at me, and before long, I'd 'startle awake', shake my head, look over and greet my lifesavers with much gratitude, and they'd drive away wondering how many lives they'd just saved and putting the story together that they'd tell their family when they reached home. That's all I can think of when I see this. I know it was pretty lame, but hey, it was Nebraska.", "Somewhere around hour sixteen, when you still aren't out of Nebraska, you start getting desperate for entertainment.", "Preach it! Of course there's always the Nebraska shaped swimming pool in North Platte if you get really desperate! For the curious: URL", "Back in my days when we got disperate for entertainment we became serial killers. You millennial soyboys are lame.", "Ha, I'm a 52 year old woman."], "response": "We dont care what you \"identify\" as dude ", "id": "reddit_697"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What screams \"Im not a good person\" ?", "\"I'll be faithful once I put a ring on it\"", "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.", "I can arrange that"], "response": "\"Bro I love my girl too much Imma stop cheating on her soon\"", "id": "reddit_698"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Elon Musk: We know well run out of dead dinosaurs to mine for fuel & have to use sustainable energy eventually, so why not go renewable now & avoid increasing risk of climate catastrophe? Betting that science is wrong & oil companies are right is the dumbest experiment in history by far.", "But what if you’re wrong and we built a better world for nothing?!", "All we’ll have to show for our efforts is clean air. Stupid, worthless, breathable clean air.", "Oh but we'll also have several hundred, *if not thousand* people who will no longer be wealthy beyond the concept of value. Musn't forget that."], "response": "Wow you just want to punish people for being successful! ", "id": "reddit_699"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["people who donate a lot of money to streamers, whats your job? why are you so generous?", "[removed]", "What job do you have?", "Offshore drilling in Norway! Edit: These comments made me laugh pretty hard thanks guys", "Me: starts looking offshore drilling jobs", "It's a really good gig, but for 2 weeks at a time you get no free time to be with friends, clean your house etc. It's difficult, but it pays well and then you get 4 weeks off."], "response": "You could do this at 3 different oil rigs and just keep rolling in the dough ", "id": "reddit_700"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Red Sox fan gives a foul ball to a young Yankees fan", "All wrong. Gotta teach em the hate of the rivalry from a young age.", "Bostonian here. Was waiting to find the comment that encouraged this."], "response": "It was only slightly  :) my family is all Seattle and Boston so the hate for the Yankees runs deep.", "id": "reddit_701"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What job exists because we are stupid ?", "My job - Financial Advisor. 1. Save money for retirement - at least 10% of what you earn, gross, in an IRA or employer-sponsored plan. Put it in growth mutual funds or ETF’s, and don’t touch it until you’re satisfied you have enough there to live on no more than 4-5% of the balance per year for the rest of your life. Don’t consider individual stocks with this money. 2. Establish a basic budget based on your post-retirement savings income and current expenses. Do not spend more than you bring in on a regular basis. 3. Save a little after-tax money from every paycheck in an FDIC-insured savings account. This is your emergency fund. Don’t touch it if you’re not in financial dire straits. 4. Once you have at least 3 months of expenses covered by that emergency account, keep saving the money, but flow it to another investment vehicle, such as stocks, bonds, CD’s, treasuries, real estate, precious metals... whatever you are comfortable with depending on your goals and risk tolerance that can at least hold value, if not grow it. This is your savings for home, car, vacation, and other major purchases. 5. With the possible exceptions of purchasing a home or borrowing for education that will actually pay for itself, don’t take on debt. Pay off your credit cards monthly. Pay your bills on time. 6. If you can’t follow the above, take a hard look at your lifestyle. Either find a way to earn more money, spend less money, or both. Second jobs are sometimes necessary, or many people just need to eat out less, go to bars less, drive a cheaper car, or downgrade their living situation. Don’t give in trying to impress others or looking good on social media; just do you!", "Traffic police in Baltimore. I was there this summer and the gridlock was atrocious. People push their way into the intersection, the light turns red, and they are stuck there until the light is about to turn red in the opposite direction, at which point those people push their way into the intersection and the cycle perpetuates. During rush hour, they have police standing in the intersections--not to direct traffic, though, simply to hold their hand up when the light turns red so that people don't push their way into the intersection. Basically, a human has to stand in traffic for hours JUST to tell the drivers what the lights mean. It was unbelievable.", "Oh god, this reminds me of Atlanta. They have highway signs that tell you how many people have died so far that year in traffic accidents. It's obscene. It was something like just under a thousand people so far this year in August. ​ And yet everyone still drives like they're the only person on the road so fuck it, why not watch youtube on my phone, swerve between lanes with no advance warning, and tailgate like i'm trying to drive through the other car. It's fucking terrifying and I was only there for three days and now I never want to go back. Ever. Just knowing that there are people who treat five lanes of traffic like it's a goddamn go-kart track makes me want to vomit.", "I moved to a city and feel like I've become a way worse driver because of this. You can tell me I have the right of way all day long, but I've had enough near misses because people blow through signs to be hesitant to expect people are going to follow regulations. I'm always trying to be on guard but damn will people just come out at you from nowhere.", "Having the \"right of way\" won't bring me back to life. Or Please inscribe \"I had the right of way\" on my tombstone."], "response": "Half the people in car accidents had the right of way.", "id": "reddit_702"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Italy squad visited a children’s hospital in Rome on Thursday and defender Acerbi was told the team bus had to leave, but replied: “I don’t care, they can go. I’ll get a taxi, but I won’t leave until I’ve seen everyone.” Acerbi was twice diagnosed with testicular cancer in recent years.", "[deleted]", "I had a short fling with a girl studying medicine, and she changed it so she would work and become specialised in children's cancer. I thought that was a daft life choice, seeing all those children on a daily basis dying. Her belief was the complete opposite, because they have such miraculous recovery rates, that she would be surrounded by uplifting stories. She's the doctor and I'm planning a trip to the pub."], "response": "Should have stayed with her for the free treatment ", "id": "reddit_703"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Vegas changes iconic sign to no capital letters", "As goofy as this is, I'm just so excited to see Vegas embracing hockey the way they are.", "Will be interesting to see if they stay engaged when the team is eventually less competitive"], "response": "Who would expect a team is more popular when they're in the finals compared to the regular season? ", "id": "reddit_704"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Apex Legends developers spark outrage after calling gamers “dicks”, “ass-hats”and “freeloaders”", "lol dko5? Isn't that Drew Mccoy himself? Not just a random dev, but the project lead of Apex", "that making all of this more make sense tbh. I doubt random dev dare to pull stunt like this, it always the big guys with power."], "response": "Well it's obviously not their fault, EA held their family hostage and murdered their pet as a warning so they have to do this. ", "id": "reddit_705"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["SPOILER Stephen Wonderboy Thompson vs. Anthony Pettis", "**Mirrors / Alternate angles** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MMA) if you have any questions or concerns.*", "Look how they massacred my boy", "My wonderboy", "Anyway, here’s Wonderboy", "Pettis put him in the mucky muck."], "response": "Today is gonna be the day that he's gonna fucking knock me out", "id": "reddit_706"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Buying a laptop today be like", "4k on a 14 inch display"], "response": "But 4k>2k so the laptop must be faster, right ? ", "id": "reddit_707"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Crazy Singapore wet start", "There's your miracle, Lewis.", "Never has a quote and an action lined up so perfectly", "I don't think my hype for a race has ever died so quickly.", ">Raikkonen out Ok there's still vettel. He will win this. >Vettel out Rip Ferrari", "Don't forget about my boy Alonso. That's when the hype really died."], "response": "my hype survived til hulk pitted for coolant fluid or whatever that was.", "id": "reddit_708"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We used to be great childhood friends, actually.", "\"this hoe shit\" says the guy sending unwanted pics... 🤔", "We all know who the real hoe is"], "response": "By her description, it sounds like his might double as a garden hoe", "id": "reddit_709"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["McDavid with penalty shot of the year candidate.", "Show this to young players tbh. Let them know that even the best in the world make simple mistakes."], "response": "That's because McDavid isn't ready for the NHL... ", "id": "reddit_710"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Netflix announces series where \"sleeper cars\" race supercars for bragging rights", "No one from Detroit says \"I'm from \"DEEtroit.\" This looks like one of those shows where they take five minutes of footage and turn it into a 90 minute special.", "Yep, a few minutes of racing and the rest of the show is contrived drama, no thanks.", "I'm always amazed at how many different camera angles it takes to make a lambo run a 58 second 1/4 mile."], "response": "Clearly it's because the lamborghini is so friggin' fast it induces time dilation. ", "id": "reddit_711"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Some say laptops are better due to their portability, this man is proving them wrong", "This mobile desktop includes the monitors built in", "Same here URL", "Hipsters gonna hip.", "cracks me up how these people MUST always make sure the apple logo is visible same thing with the iPhone cases with the little cutout circle for the apple logo, and the iPad cases, etc... edit: sorry I triggered some apple fanbois by calling you \"turds\" instead of \"people\" lol", "Regardless of what brand it is, advertising that you have a nice thing makes you a target for theft. Like, I want people to think I don't have anything worth stealing."], "response": "Yeah, if they had only covered up that apple logo. Then surely nobody would ever know what that guy was carrying! ", "id": "reddit_712"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Two years ago Riot promised to deliver missions for specific champions, so players can be rewarded for playing their mains. It took them 2 years to introduce it and you need to pay for it", "\"missions are about skill, not patience\" Then a wild \"kill 12k minions as a team\" appears"], "response": "Or, as a support main, my personal favourite: \"Earn 1,000,000 gold\".", "id": "reddit_713"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Black security guard who stops shooter is then shot and killed by police", "Oh, please no.", "'Upon arrival Officers learned there were several gunshot victims inside the bar.' Why wasn't this reported as a mass shooting on the news?"], "response": "Mass shootings in bars are old news. ", "id": "reddit_714"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit actively removing video of Chinese police forcefully entering a womans home to arrest her for internet posts", "Well she's off to the organ farm.", "They got organ harvesting buses now -- they probably parked one in front of her apartment and just took her in to be processed. I guess they realized concentrating people in a camp looks kinda bad to international observers...", "Except for, you know, that [massive system of desert camps they are currently building/filling with Muslims for \"reeducation\".](<URL>", "God damn this website on mobile is incredible", "Best website I've ever used for terrifying information."], "response": "Yeah Reuters really is top of the line.", "id": "reddit_715"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Treyarch makes the most unbalanced game ever.", "You think that's bad? I was playing domination, and I only realised after that my team was playing against 54 enemies, and they were bloody immortal."], "response": "And then my controller ran out of battery.", "id": "reddit_716"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["General election: Corbyn says Labour has documents that confirm NHS for sale in US trade talks – live news", "Apparently the whole stash of documents has been sitting on reddit for weeks: <URL> [Direct link to leaks](<URL>", "How did the entire British press miss this? Jezza4Pulitzer", "That's easily done when the majority of the British press think Corbyn's the devil and Boris is the messiah.", "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy."], "response": "You deserve cake and joy in life for this comment.", "id": "reddit_717"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Toyota RAV4 fails the moose test", "These guys also test the cars very fairly and aren't looking to just bash manufacturers. When Jeep fixed the Cherokee the put up another video showing how much better it handled."], "response": "It's just a moose, what's the worst that could happen? ", "id": "reddit_718"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not again!", "lol and then white guy knocking out black guy and proceeding to go after woman is me going into services.msc and ***permanently disabling Windows updates***", "That's less knocking him out and more ending his life."], "response": "You can revert it though so just putting the guy the left in an induced comma", "id": "reddit_719"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["William vs Karen", "I'd love it if we learned William's motivation was to annoy Karen and her ilk. William Afton: Secret Champion of the Childfree.", "That would make him a GOD not a champion"], "response": "Well, given the direction the lore seems to be going, perhaps god is more fitting. ", "id": "reddit_720"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Spoiler Cristiane Justino vs. Amanda Nunes", "**Mirrors / Alternate angles** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MMA) if you have any questions or concerns.*", "AMANDA NUNES: LEGEND KILLER", "The best woman fighter ever", "EZ she's cemented a spot in history and she's not even close to done", "Her HOF statue should have mechanical pistons in the shoulders constantly throwing a 1-2 combination"], "response": "Followed by a wild right overhand that always hits.", "id": "reddit_721"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Its time to ban /r/The_Donald: Calling out spez and reddit admins.", "Ah yes, this time this post will do it"], "response": "“Surely this time Trump is finished,” says increasingly nervous man for 33rd time this year. ^^^", "id": "reddit_722"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["19 of 20 World Leaders Just Pledged to Fight Climate Change. Trump Was the Lone Holdout.", "/r/idiotsfightingthings", "*laughs* *devolves into sobbing*", "*dissolves into solvent* Edit: holy gold, thank you so much!", "If you're not part of the solution... you're part of the precipitate", "What about the heat given off by the reaction? Can I be that?"], "response": "Hmm... I'll take this one: Sure, you're hot!", "id": "reddit_723"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Police officer points gun at mans face over dark window tints", "Any more info? What happened in court and what happened to the officers? Anyone got a link?", "[Original video here](<URL>) I think he just fought the ticket and won.", "Ugh. He should've been awarded a sum of money and those officers should have lost their jobs. Smdh", "I think we've all learned that cops, for any reason at all, can hold a gun to your head. Normal citizens can't, but since you got a badge, even for no good reason at all, you can feel like you're somebody by holding a gun on someone with zero repercussions."], "response": "I'm sure /r/ProtectAndServe are falling allover themselves to disavow the behaviour of those cops. ", "id": "reddit_724"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Usually lying and saying I’m 15 gets rid of creeps but this time I caught a pedophile", "I’m calling the police", "I'm on hold with the Army National Guard, you can", "I've alerted the president. He'll send out a tweet soon.", "No need. He supports Roy Moore."], "response": "I've got Roy Moore on the phone and I regret it immensely.", "id": "reddit_725"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["OG fanart ti9 1920*1080", "Me and the boys waiting in your nightmares.", "Agreed, playing against Carry Wisp + Abaddon duo is my worst nightmare.", "With gyro thrown in for good measure.", "Gyro with AoE mana burn", "doesnt work on flak cannon secondary targets my dude"], "response": "It doesn't? Gotta check out the replay. otherwise, my bad.", "id": "reddit_726"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You get 24 hours to prepare, and you get paid $10,000 to stay in your room for an entire week with no internet/data connection/television. Cant leave. Do you do it? And if so, what do you do in the meantime?", "Easy, I'll load up with offline games and I'm good to go. A ton of books will help as well", "I got so many games on steam I haven't played, I'll be fine.", "just make sure you download them beforehand!", "Click download. Go to sleep. Wake up next morning eager to play but see “are you sure you want to download?” message. Lose $10k challenge.", "You sleep for 24 hours?"], "response": "You don’t? I thought that was why we have weekends ", "id": "reddit_727"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["SPOILER Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier", "Lmao Khabib \"It's been a busy few years for me, I need some time to relax and take it easy, give me a *few days*\"", "Give him 30 minutes, a bottle of water and put DC in the ring."], "response": "Does King Kong even need to make weight at this point? ", "id": "reddit_728"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Are we REALLY letting Valve get away with this?", "Lets be honest would you rather work on the latest vr tech or a 11 year old game with code from lots of difirent workers", "VR tech, while amazing, is far more complicated than TF2 and harder to work on. I'd pick TF2 if I worked at Valve but maybe that's my bias talking.", "Maybe they are just like jerma and star. They love the game but they’ve just spent so much time with it that it’s worn them out", "Can we just talk about the effect that star and jerma had on this community? They haven't played TF2 in over 3+ years and were _still_ talking about them. I just think that's crazy.", "Jerma is still relevant outside of tf2, to be fair"], "response": "Wait ur not talking about that guy who beat Dark Souls 3 on stream? Are you? ", "id": "reddit_729"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You are given a button that will make you very attractive ,but every Friday you turn into the opposite gender for a whole day. Would you press it and why?", "Hell yeah. I'm not trans but I love boys so much I would want to try being one.", "Same, I often tought that if I was born as girl I would be lesbian. Edit: I'm not gay.", "I've wondered that because I'm not really girly enough to be a typical girl, but I'm kinda too girly to be a normal dude, and I'm into girls, so I'd probably be better off as a kinda tomboyish lesbian.", "I just hate lesbians for taking away all the cute short haired tomboyish women. "], "response": "Give us back the femmes and we can negotiate ", "id": "reddit_730"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I listed more than 1,800 must-see movies and arranged them by genre and themes on a giant imaginary roadmap", "[deleted]", "This is the heart of Movieland ;) I started the map by drawing this place: <URL>", "You should xpost this to /r/ImaginaryMaps this is wonderful!"], "response": "I love that Shutter Island is on an island!", "id": "reddit_731"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How to hide a broken screen on your phone. Hockey style.", "Should have just taken a screenshot instead, would have been much better quality "], "response": "I think it's hilarious that you have to add an  or people think you're actually an idiot and will downvote you to oblivion", "id": "reddit_732"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Donald Trump suggests he wants US law to limit free speech in wake of publication of explosive new book", ">Mr Trump said that if libel laws \"were strong... you wouldn't have things like that happen where you can say whatever comes into your head\" Next thing you know, people will be tweeting whatever comes into their head!", "[removed]", "He does have the best words after all", "Tremendous, bigly, covfefe words!", "His tweets are much more bigly than Obama's."], "response": "His hands are much bigger too. Genius sized hands.", "id": "reddit_733"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fox and friends anchors wide-eyed as fellow anchor talks about how races should not be interbreeding", "That was so out of no where. Those two other anchors were just making banter about some fluff piece and this guy had to suddenly shift to \"people shouldn't marry outside their ethnic group\"."], "response": "Then the other two tried to save the train wreck but ended up just dumbfounded", "id": "reddit_734"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My favorite detail in Expiration Date: Spy holding his laughter when Scout claims he will make the date by himself. The subtle mouth, face muscle animation to create that brief smirk is masterful.", "Oh. I always thought he was proud of him for standing up. And he didn't won't to show that he's happy. I don't read the comics but I like to think that spy is scouts father. And that's my fan fic I will stay with.", "Spy is his canon father, but I garuntee he was going to laugh at him"], "response": "Liar its Tom Jones he is papa de scout liareeee ", "id": "reddit_735"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Leo gets the Oscar!", "Reaction and speech: <URL> Edit: Another source: [here](<URL>#ooid=1za2dmMTE6T_MwuZ7n_ExBrfUVJHA-0T) and [here](<URL> Someone is surely rushing to take those down very quickly.", "Holy shit *everyone* is so happy for him."], "response": "They reacted the same way when Scorsese finally won", "id": "reddit_736"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My boss told me I had too many things in my hands and I was going to drop something, so he threw more at me.", "I'm posting this on behalf of my friend who doesn't use Reddit - she posted this on Facebook with the caption as the title but after messaging her she said she'd like me to put it on here since she doesn't have an account. She's played soccer for years so that explains the dexterity😂"], "response": "Don't tell her reddit is free. We need to stay exclusive. ", "id": "reddit_737"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Grant putting his casting career on the line for Kuku", "I would imagine Chinese dota fans and community are also boycotting valve in a similar fashion if the ban does not go ahead, so either way part of the dota community will be unhappy. I am awaiting a valve response but understandably this is a hard decision for valve to make so we just have to be patient for valve to make the right decision in light of both sides situation. I don't think grant's comment takes into account just how hurt Chinese fans feel about this. It is hard to sympathise with Chinese dota fans as members of the western audience and they do make a majority of the player base so their opinions are definitely significant to how valve should act."], "response": "A reasonable, non-racist opinion in this thread? Dude, it's obviously us westerners against the filthy Chinese and taking a stand against China! ", "id": "reddit_738"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mens Fitness asked Bobby what hes going to do if he wins 243. Ive never connected more strongly with a fighter.", "Whittaker is fucking awesome", "You know what Whittaker told me? He said he wants to smash dumplings, *in Melbourne.* Isn't he fucking awesome??", "I got chills", "Lmao I hope this becomes a new meme here", "Source?"], "response": "It's from and old interview Dana White is talking about Conor McGregor saying he wanted to fight in Russia.", "id": "reddit_739"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To be fair to her, Theresa May did warn us of a coalition of chaos propped up by extremist terrorist sympathisers", "She even called them her 'friends in the DUP'. The Conservatives are becoming everything the Sun has been claiming Labour was.", "I see one of two possible avenues, we won't know til we see tomorrows papers. 1) They will ignore this and act like nothing is wrong, Theresa May back in government with a coalition. 2)They throw Theresa under the bus *hard*. The new tory leader refuses to work with DUP."], "response": "Who would be the new Tory leader, though? Amazingly, May was the most credible choice the last time.", "id": "reddit_740"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Amber Rudd shuts down my speech about arms sales to Saudi Arabia", "Wow, the passing of the note. What was this meeting for?", "This was a hustings for the Hastings and Rye constituency. Shocked. This just happened last night."], "response": "Hustings for Hastings. This is why it isn't on the news, it's too much of a tongue-twister. ", "id": "reddit_741"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People are complaining but when was the last time they donated 45$?", "[deleted]", "I don’t know how people think this is anything but sarcastic"], "response": "Because we live in a clown world. Legitimately nothing can be taken as a guarantee of satire anymore.", "id": "reddit_742"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Accidentally commented in r/askwomen like a dumbass. I got this PM not too long after.", "Worst psychic reading ever.", "Miss Cleo's less successful brother", "[deleted]", "I think so. She's also super dead.", "Bet she didn't see that coming."], "response": "I think every adult knows that's coming .", "id": "reddit_743"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ken Bone, the medias victim of the week, once posted this to a rape victim. This is the man the media chose to turn into a monster.", "Why did they even start writing about this guy anyways? Because he asked a question during a debate? I'm not very versed in American politics. He seems like an overall normal and nice guy."], "response": "> Why did they even start writing about this guy anyways? Slow news day. ", "id": "reddit_744"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["11 Million Taxpayers Losing $323 Billion In Deductions In trump Tax Hit", "They just need to work harder and make more money. - Republicans"], "response": "It's also poor life decisions, such as not being born into wealth and privilege. That's entirely on you. ", "id": "reddit_745"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mitch McConnell refusing a vote to allow DC and Puerto Rico to become states because he says it would mean more Dem Reps", "We should make DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam into states. That gives us 53, and we would thus be indivisible."], "response": "But like....how are we gonna fit all them stars on the flag? ", "id": "reddit_746"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Found a travel brochure from the World Trade Center while cleaning out my house", "People are selling that on eBay for $35", "I think it would be neat for a museum to have but who’s really going to buy it?", "People who want to post it on Reddit later?", "I smell r/karmaconspiracy...", "🎵Karma karma karma karma Karma conspiracy 🎵", "You come and repost, you come and repoooossst", "OC could be easy if you fellas would like my meeeem", "Reddit Gold and green, Reddit gold and green!"], "response": "Every day - I read your drivel (your drivel!)", "id": "reddit_747"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If you remember this then you deserve a veterans discount", "Only REAL veterans are the ones who remember this when it was Arena 7 "], "response": "Only REAL veterans are the ones who remember when there was no Legendary Arena ", "id": "reddit_748"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Shout out to EA for identifying HR as their customers most anticipated content and then quickly ruining it.", "Yeah they killed HR big time.", "HR?"], "response": "House Rules. All of the abbreviations vers can be daunting :)", "id": "reddit_749"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fuck yeah Ariel", "She’s a brave kid! At that age I was too scared to say I liked a song my best friend hated.", "Cotton Eye Joe?", "Did you know that Rednex are from Sweden? I couldn't believe it", "I'm sure that factoid was crammed away somewhere in my repository of all things trivial.", "Repository is a word I hear so little and yet love so much Thanks for giving me a raging boner, friend"], "response": "I'm glad it resonates with you. It is a delightful expression. I picked this one up from a dealer in Antwerp.", "id": "reddit_750"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off Punk", "I wonder what the DKs are singing about here. Historians conclude that we will never know.", "The dangers of economic anxiety"], "response": "Personally the DK's are talking about the *tolerant left!* ", "id": "reddit_751"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My girlfriend broke up with me after we planned a trip to Japan. So I brought my Dad instead… and made this music video.", "Your dedication to shorts is impressive.", "Recently broke my leg and so couldn't wear trousers because of the caste/boot. Being forced to wear shorts was awesome. So liberating. Once you go shorts, you never go back!", "Goddamn it nutsford this isn’t about you"], "response": "But I need to spread the gospel of shorts!", "id": "reddit_752"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How Apple removing the charging port scares me as an Android user", "If it happens, goodbye ADB and fastboot and pretty much all third party development. That would be unacceptable. EDIT: A lot of people have pointed out that ADB works over WiFi. While that's absolutely true, you can't run it in TWRP or the boot screen because you can't connect to WiFi in those places. You can only run ADB via WiFi if your system is working properly, otherwise you'll have to go back to USB Debugging.", "Also in Apples case restore with itunes"], "response": "Or they could implement online recovery mode into the boot manager itself.", "id": "reddit_753"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The peasants have no bread? Then let them eat brioche!", "It looks more like a chemical processing unit than a computer"], "response": "That’s what they mean by CPU idiot ", "id": "reddit_754"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We at MensRights would like to celebrate international womens day because in contrary to popular belief were not anti women!", "Wholeheartedly support this, and thank you.", "Yea this was a great post, glad the OP posted it. Too often people allow their anger from injustice and discrimination forget their mother, sisters and daughters are women too and also have their own struggles.", "I truly could not give less of a shit about international women and mens day, what a huge waste of space", "Good point, how much of the annual Mens Rights budget was carelessly blown on posting two sentences on Reddit? Think of all the good that money could have done, but now it's wasted.", "Eh, there's 1200 comments right now...how much time have we collectively wasted? And that's just one thread, think of all the time people spend talking about it on television or worse, joining a march...Don't we have something better to do than celebrate ourselves, man or woman?"], "response": "You just reminded me I need to mow my lawn.", "id": "reddit_755"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The classic trio", "Pokemon has changed over the years.", "Pokemon... Pokemon never changes", "But... he just said...", "People die when they are killed.", "Yes...that's what killing you means"], "response": "Shut up, he’s about do something super serial with the sun laser or whatever.", "id": "reddit_756"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit, if you die today, and the afterlife hands you a book that contains all stats from your life, which stat will you look up first and why?", "Where all of the random little things I've lost throughout the years ended up. Edit: Interestingly, the most common things people have commented about losing are Nintendo-related. Thought I'd share that. Socks is a close second."], "response": "He specifies that it's a statistic, this is not a statistic ", "id": "reddit_757"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL - In 1836, a sewer worker accidentally discovered an old drain which ran directly into the Bank of Englands gold vault. He wrote letters to the directors of the bank and requested a meeting inside the vault at an hour of their choosing - and popped out of the floor to greet them", "This reminds me of people who win the lottery and still keep working.", "This happened at my place of work, a women won over £2.5 million and still came to work. From what I heard she was kind of pushed out by co-workers because they felt the job could go to someone who actually needed it.", "That’s... honestly pretty shitty", "Not sure I should be downvoted for other people's actions though..", "Reddit loves to kill the messenger.", "God yeah."], "response": "Yeah. Fuck this guy for telling a story. ", "id": "reddit_758"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dr. Strange is a movie about the importance of saving before a final boss.", "Also the dangers of distracted driving."], "response": "Danger nothing. Dude unlocked mystic powers by being an entitled douche doctir and driving distracted. ", "id": "reddit_759"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Party of “Small” Government", "As long as the Neocons remain a major portion of the party, this will most assuredly continue.", "Trump seems to grab a lot of people who dislike neocons even while acting like one."], "response": "A literal wallstreet elitist. But no! I keep hearing he's a man of the people and understands the plight of the middle class.", "id": "reddit_760"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Classic EA", "I'm sure this will be thoroughly explained during their AMA on Wednesday. Which reminds me, gotta get some popcorn.", "Remember to sort for \"Controversial\" instead of top so EAs answers even show up.", "Would they even show up then? Reddit should add a sort by bottom option just for that thread.", "Think I read recently that there's a new sorting option used in /r/iama that prioritizes showing comments answered by the OP regardless of score."], "response": "Yeah it's the Q&A option. Made for situations like this where people are going to downvote the shit out of the answerer.", "id": "reddit_761"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The New York Islanders have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after being swept by the Carolina Hurricanes", "The Islanders won as many games in the second round as John Tavares did.", "I like this timeline.", "Sounds like a shot at the Islanders"], "response": "Well Lehner’s not about to save it, so why even bother turning your attention to it ", "id": "reddit_762"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oh silly me. I thought she had raped him. With him being 11 and all.", "The victim better start saving up his allowance for when he gets hit with an order to pay the child support for all these years where he was in middle school being a deadbeat dad  ( for the deadbeat part, not for the victim ending up paying child support)", "Is that a thing? Has that happened?", "<URL>", "Wow, holy shit. Can't believe this is happening", "Courts will rule in the best interests of the child. Even if it over a victim of rape.", "> interests of the child. Or, in some cases, the younger child.", "Not sure letting a child rapist raise a child is in the child's best interests.", "Best interests of the child is just a phrase. What it really means is cheapest for the government.", "Or what makes the most money for the court system."], "response": "Great point. Don't forget about how states get matching funds for every penny paid via support.", "id": "reddit_763"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["After becoming president, trump sold millions in real estate in secret deals", "What a shocker that his business is a direct and total conflict of interest. IMPEACH!"], "response": "Hey now! He completely divested himself! There's a [picture](<URL>) of all the files and stuff. ", "id": "reddit_764"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Call of Duty", "[What will happen eventually.](<URL>) Edit: watermark for that \"you know who\" site.", ">fk off When you a straight thug but don't wanna get suspended neither."], "response": "It's the internet bruh. I dont need to make complete words. ", "id": "reddit_765"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Over 10,000 Sydneysiders have poured into Town Hall to demand action on the climate emergency", "We aren’t suppose to be talking about it. It’s cricket season!"], "response": "All the crickets got killed by grassfires.  (yes I know it's a sport)", "id": "reddit_766"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fan grabs ball that’s still in play", "The men along the way were giving him the ol' empathy pat.", "They probably went home that day and shivered at the thought of how it could have been them. Edit: grammar", "ooo spooky"], "response": "What if I told you there is a spooky scary skeleton inside you right now?", "id": "reddit_767"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rocking up behind Liverpool and City like", "Is it just me or is everyone loving United amazing nosedive?", "After six years, where five of which could be spent enjoying United in various stages of crisis, I never thought they'd end up being *this* shit. Looking at the money they've spent and they bring on Chong, when they're trailing a very shitty Newcastle side. I have a feeling we need to enjoy it while we can, though.", "Serioudly it feels like this is all leading up to a jammy 12 game unbeaten run for Utd", "Or the start of a Leeds United-esque collapse into the nth tier of English football"], "response": "Oh, for United to follow the way of Stoke...", "id": "reddit_768"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Treyarch makes the most unbalanced game ever.", "Yeah I just lost a game where all it took was waan shot waan keel and I didn't even see it coming.", "Probably had 54 immortals on your team.", "No, they crush all opposition. His team must not have spent enough time in boot camp.", "Was it all metal everything?", "Must have been. I mean, you know what happens when you mess with the best.", "I got a lucky shot, but they still ended me", "Well, we've seen their work. It speaks for itself."], "response": "if you want to come at me, you better fucking bring it. i heard this one today, it's one of outriders. twas pretty badass.", "id": "reddit_769"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit actively removing video of Chinese police forcefully entering a womans home to arrest her for internet posts", "Same thing happens in Europe. New Zealand. Australia. The same would be happening to us if we ever give up our guns. It is scary how much control they have.", "Dude America has the highest incarceration rate on the planet. China is a close 2nd, but America still takes the lead in police oppression of people."], "response": "Well as long as I'm not in jail, it'll still be the land of the free to me! ", "id": "reddit_770"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My personal achievement - as a new rider, I was afraid of slow speed maneuvers, so I practiced until I could squeeze figure 8 into four parking spaces. Not afraid anymore!", "I also had this, worst thing is here we need another test for bigger bikes so ill have to do it again in a month :P im on 125cc now and taking the test for up to 35kw", "Really? I took the test on a 250cc bike and I never had to take another one. I now ride a 700cc bike.", "He might be taking about scooters vs motorbikes. 50cc where I'm going from can be riden on a learner licence of any kind. Anything over 50cc you need a motorcycle licence", "He might be in Europe where riders have to take classes and tests to legally ride bigger bikes. Getting a permit and a litre bike from cragslist in the same day is what the founding fathers had in mind when they invented freedom."], "response": "I wanna bike I can grow into bro! ", "id": "reddit_771"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“Please save your praise. We don’t want it,” Swedish Climate Activist Greta Thunberg told the USA Senate Climate Change Task Force. “Don’t invite us here to tell us how inspiring we are without doing anything about it because it doesn’t lead to anything.”", "Well be prepared for the nothing they do about it or more likely make it worse.", "The trump Administration is about to formally revoke California's right to set it's own clean air emissions so you would be correct.", "State's right to pollute.", "World’s right to be able to breath and keep coastal cities from becoming inhabitable by humans.", "Your right to breath infringes upon my right to pollute."], "response": "There was a saying \"Your rights end when another person's rights start\", I guess it applies here as well? ", "id": "reddit_772"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Demi Lovatos Funniest Prank was Sexually Assaulting a Man", "She's an unapologetic piece of shit. >For all of those coming at me rn, listen to the lyrics of Warrior and maybe you’ll have more compassion for someone who made a simple mistake. Of all people I know about sexual abuse. You don’t have to educate me,” Demi tweeted. “So sorry if anyone was offended.” >Demi also added, “people DON’T know my full story..”", "Wait, she apologizes by asking people to listen to a song she wrote? Wow! Self promotion even while the fire is burning. Seriously to hell with her", "Especially since, if the sexes were swapped, she would be absolutely up in arms about it - and definitely not promoting it as a funny story.", "I don't care if you were gang-raped by twelve dudes. It doesn't excuse negative action after the fact. (I mean, I *do care*, but you know what I mean.)"], "response": "But mathematically gangrape is less evil than normal rape, because the majority of those involved enjoyed it. ", "id": "reddit_773"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We are the Planetside 2 dev team, Ask Us Anything!", "* Has cross faction cosmetic unlocks been struck down? * Any chances of an indirect fire vehicle, such as a long range artillery that needs a spotter to correct? * Any chance of a more traditional \"bomber\" craft, such as a carpet bomber with no defensive abilities? * Does Higby regret the haircut? **And finally, and most importantly.** * What are your Super Bowl predictions?", "Has cross faction cosmetic unlocks been struck down? * We don't have any plans right now to support cross-empire unlocks beyond what we currently support. Any chances of an indirect fire vehicle, such as a long range artillery that needs a spotter to correct? * It's something we've discussed a bit, and I wouldn't ever say we'd never do it, but right now there are enough frustrating \"I couldn't do anything about that\" ways to die in the game that we want to avoid adding more. Any chance of a more traditional \"bomber\" craft, such as a carpet bomber with no defensive abilities? * Similar to the above. I think there are some really interesting future air vehicles we could make, but an indirect fire bomber doesn't seem like it'd be at the top of the list. Does Higby regret the haircut * eh, its already mostly grown back, it was a sad few months, though."], "response": "Not cool Hibgy, don't dodge the hard hitting questions. Have some integrity! I thought you respected us more than this!  Super bowl predictions?", "id": "reddit_774"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If you remember this then you deserve a veterans discount", "More like arena 9 for veteran", "When i started it was arena 8 xd", "I remember paying gold to fight."], "response": "I remember you can change the color of your name", "id": "reddit_775"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One Million People Demand Trump’s Tax Return, Smashing Petition Record", "Are conservatives seriously not at least a little curious why he wont show them?", "Party before country", "> Party before ~~country~~ logic FTFY"], "response": "What do Trump's tax returns have to do with logic?", "id": "reddit_776"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["F.C.C. Repeals Net Neutrality Rules", "How in the world does a decision this huge rely on **only 5 people** to reflect the will of the people??", "5 people who weren't voted for", "3 of whom WORKED DIRECTLY FOR THE COMPANIES THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO REGULATE.", "...and would they be the same three people who actually voted for this thing? I honestly don't know - just that the final vote was 3-2, so it doesn't seem an outrageous assumption.", "Most likely, the other two came forward publicly and said they were against it, didn’t they?", "Yeah they said something along the lines of \"Please stop us from repealing NN\"", "They also offered dissent at the vote itself. Kinda roasting their own agency in front of everyone."], "response": "Kinda? One of the dissenters said the FCC was abdicating its duty to the people.", "id": "reddit_777"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Over 10,000 Sydneysiders have poured into Town Hall to demand action on the climate emergency", "Legend with the sign on the right: \"OUR CLIMATE IS NOT YOUR MACCAS TOILET\"", "[deleted]"], "response": "\"This is not the smoko I imagined\" sign on the left got me.", "id": "reddit_778"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I will never tell her again", "My wife did this to me once. I was playing on my computer for a couple of hours. I got off and went to my wife downstairs. ME: Damn my head hurts. WIFE: You we’re on that computer for too long ME: It’s odd though. You were binge watching the Kardashians for 6 hours and you don’t have a headache. *Wife gives me the death stare*", "So, how much longer do you have until you’re in the ground?", "Already digging the hole. Please give my PC a loving home."], "response": "Not if it's going to give me a headache! ", "id": "reddit_779"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Samsung pulls own ads after ditching headphone jack", "The moment those ads went up for the S9, I knew this day would come.", "[It isn't the first time either.](<URL>", "Fuck I miss removable batteries. Honestly I don't use my headphone jack much/at all. But fuck I miss removable batteries.", "I remember when Samsung made fun of Apple for putting the headphone jack on the bottom. Lol", "Bottom is by far the best placement for it.", "At this point I'll take any placement haha. Beggars can't be choosers.", "Halfway up the side.", "In the middle of the screen."], "response": "Hovering in the space three feet to the left of the phone.", "id": "reddit_780"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This makes so much sense and no sense at the same time.", "I have no idea how hot 375 F is but it’s what I use to roast a chicken.", "Our oven is in metric, I've had it for 3 years and I'm still constantly looking up F to C conversions... I just remember that if I turn the dial exactly halfway that it's 375.", "350 is 180. That's all I know. And I know it's not quite right, but I got it from a recipe years ago and it's stick in my head now. Close enough, eat it.", "And 400 is 200 is an easy one to remember", "I only know that -40 C is -40 F, but that doesn’t help me in the kitchen much.", "The only time that information has ever been useful was when it came up in a pub quiz I was at once...", "The only time that information has ever been useful for me was never.", "It's useful in Russia during the winter."], "response": "Officer 1: Comrade what is the temperature outside? Officer 2: it is -40 degrees. Officer 1: Celsius or Fahrenheit? Officer 2: Yes.", "id": "reddit_781"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Late post but I think we found out who my parents’ favorite child is.", "I'm an only child and I'm not even my parents' favourite.", "My mother's favourite is my older brother. Then the dog. Then my oldest brother. Then my sister. Then my brother's cat."], "response": "Well youv'e got to agree that cat is dope ", "id": "reddit_782"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Warwick: The Wrath of Zaun | Champion Teaser – League of Legends", "This gave off a very Bioshock vibe to me. Also the ending of that makes it look like Warwick's going to have a long range pounce?", "maybe he gets one when he's on that enraged form..", "Damn, I'd love to have another Rage Champion, it's such a shame that we have so few, could also be ferocity, but I wouldn't expect it to be ferocity based on this teaser, either Rage or gets to use the leap when enemies are bellow 50% Hp or something like that.", "I have a feeling it has more to do with sensing low health/damaged targets rather than a rage mechanic. It'll be in line with his old Blood Scent too.", "If Riot are sickguys^tm they will make people actually leak blood for Warwicks vision when they're low hp so you actually track them down by following the blood drops. The lower hp the bigger/more frequent the blood pools get and fresh blood is a lighter color than older one. Literally blood scent."], "response": "LMAO, this would lead to so many Warwick's chasing a blood trail straight into a 5 man fiesta. I love it.", "id": "reddit_783"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["People no longer believe working hard will lead to a better life, survey shows", "Observational skills of human species found to be more or less intact"], "response": "Who would have though 40 years of productivity growth and stagnant wages would create this view? ", "id": "reddit_784"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Today Shaq came to my newsroom and spontaneously gave me a hug on live TV", "Shaq always looks like he is living his best life.", "Can confirm he definitely is", "Only reason I watch NBA halftime shows", "Say sike rn or Charles and I are bouta come at u", "Look at that knucklehead", "Probably a fan of them big ol' women near that dirty creek."], "response": "The ones that need to drop their confidence at the door! Cause they can fit in them drawers!", "id": "reddit_785"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Highlight Ben Simmons with the corner 3", "**Replays/alternate angles** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nba) if you have any questions or concerns.*"], "response": "Arena just went from boring game to Game 7 atmosphere", "id": "reddit_786"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Support For Donald trumps Impeachment Is Now Higher Than His Approval Rating", "trump Tweet forecast for the week: Monday morning expect to see an increase in noise that is expected to rise steadily through the week with a high on Thursday, as trump is expected to create something to compete with the Comey testimony. Forecast for Thursday evening into the weekend remains clear as we are seeing a high pressure 'no comment' White House response area moving in Thursday evening. Next Sunday expect to see scattered nonsense in the early morning as we have a couple of maniacs joining AM news shows on Fox.", "His own tweets will be used against him in court, he knows this too, and yet he will not stop tweeting. trump is the dumbest president in US history.", "> he knows this too Does he though? He honestly probably doesn't know that tweets can be used in court."], "response": "Who needs courts when you're the GOD EMPORER?!? ", "id": "reddit_787"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Accurate tbh", "Im laughing but also crying", "It's okay still love you guys. Let's have some fish&chips and a pint and wait for it to blow over... someday.", "Im game for that Or a Chinese Love me a Chinese", "Just because you're leaving the EU doesn't mean you can just go around eating the Chinese! Have some decency!", "If we leave the EU with no Deal im mad Maxing this country Fucking everyone is on the plate", "Mate, you don't need to leave the EU for that. You can just go to Australia.", "hahahah ill let Theresa May know", "Please don’t put that evil on us."], "response": "sorry mate. We let you compete at Eurovision despite you not being a European country. You gotta pay somehow. ", "id": "reddit_788"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mass media are keeping a lid on this. The DNC is trying to bury a class action law suit against them regarding them undemocratically favoring Hillary Clinton during the primary.", "Does anyone here think Bernie had a better chance against The Donald? I do. I think a Donald Bernie debate would have been heated, I think Bernie would have fired back, not just shook his head and smiled like Hills.", "If Hillary could win the popular vote, surely Bernie could have won the election."], "response": "Bernie couldn't have gotten the popular vote, he couldn't even win the primaries. ", "id": "reddit_789"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders Pledges Legal Marijuana In All 50 States On Day One As President", "Why stop at marijuana? All drugs should be decriminalized for adults.", "I agree but not through that mechanism", "You think Legalizing crack & heroin would be a good idea?", "Yeah, for two reasons. 1. The bans in place don’t actually work and only lock up non-violent addicts 2. People own their bodies, and should be able to do whatever they want with it", "Wow, an actual libertarian argument on /r/libertarian. What a rare sight."], "response": "A real libertarian would advocate for a tax on drugs. ", "id": "reddit_790"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["quality robbo", "Should've said Born in Scotland, Made in Liverpool.", "Except that would be pretty ignorant of the amount of work he put in, and the people around him, in Scotland to get his move to Hull in the first place.", "Aye because he'd be the player he is now had he stayed at Hull wouldn't he. Its not being ignorant at all.", "You're wildly missing the point. Regardless of whether it was Hull or Liverpool, saying he was \"Made\" anywhere other than Scotland is ignorant. He's got it spot on. Made in Scotland. Found in Liverpool.", "Nobody with a brain cell would dispute the fact he was made in Liverpool."], "response": "Deffo mate. In 3 months of playing at Liverpool he just became amazing. No one in his previous 23 years of existence mattered. ", "id": "reddit_791"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bad News for Donald trump: SNL In the Midst of a Ratings Renaissance. Most viewed season in 22 years.", "So he made SNL great again?", "Not just SNL, but even CNN hasn't been this...interesting since the first gulf war. He is revitalizing a lot of previously failing organizations: late night comedy, the mainstream media, the ACLU, ... I guess he is really successful in making these organizations great again.", "The \"Failing New York Times\" has also seen its share price rise on the back of an increase in subscribers.", "That's because America is united against trump, and everyone is consuming everything he hates. trump has united America is hating him."], "response": "So he's the best president ever, what a twist! He's actually a mastermind and is saving the country sacrificing himself! ", "id": "reddit_792"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hank Aaron says perpetrators in Astros sign-stealing scheme should be out of baseball", "Hank kept his signs simple: grabbing the bat with two hands was his signal for “Im going yard right now”", "x755", "The subject of the song Schfifty-five has been Hank Aaron this whole time", "Group X is from Marietta (outside of Atlanta) I believe, so who knows?", "Wait is that seriously true?! I grew up around there and always thought my buddy was full of shit when he told me his older brother knew them back when we were in 6th grade."], "response": "They went to GT. Saw them at Under the Couch", "id": "reddit_793"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["idea Petition to add amount of cards u have", "*re-add It’s probably one of the many bugs they haven’t fixed yet.", "I’m pretty sure Drew already commented on my post identical to this one where he said they’ll fix it asap. That was like a month ago ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"], "response": "Maybe they were busy balancing the battle healer ", "id": "reddit_794"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Once a gooner always a gooner", "I mean Chelsea also hate spurs.", "Anyone with a brain and a heart hates Tottenham really.", "And Chelsea fans too."], "response": "Why is it that everyone is amazing at making fun of Chelsea fans", "id": "reddit_795"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Apple used ICE to seize Louis Rossmanns shipment of original MacBook batteries", "Don't want to deal with Apple's BS? Don't buy Apple", "I don't want to deal with Google's BS either so I guess I'll just not have a cell phone..."], "response": "good point At least there's always Windows phone to be a good alternative to Apple and Android... ", "id": "reddit_796"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["for 40 years they have tried and it has never been passed.", "Until oil is over $80/bbl it won't be profitable to drill in the Arctic, so we got that going for us, which is nice.", "Time to take to the streets and fill them with protests again"], "response": "That’s worked so much! It prevented Trump from being elected, Betsy Devos from being appointed, Scott Pruit from being appointed, Net Neutrality from being destroyed, And so many other things. ", "id": "reddit_797"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Couple Who Pledged To Divorce If Marriage Equality Was Legalised Have Chickened Out", "Can we start a petition to encourage them?", "Nah, we need a 122million survey."], "response": "But there's not even that many people in Australia....  ", "id": "reddit_798"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Charles Barkley: \"I dont like the fans vote. What happened last time when we let them make a big decision? White House.\"", "Civil discussion as always guys, bans will be handed out where appropriate. Had to lock, sorry guys.", "Lol Boogie got 92k votes lmao!", "I don't even get that, Boogie isn't that popular of a player and I can't imagine anyone but Warriors fan would vote him in", "There are campaigns on various team subreddits to get obscure/non deserving guys in. It doesn't surprise me.", "That NHL guy a couple years ago will be a legend forever.", "Such a legend that you can't even remember his name! (I'm kidding. It's John Scott, which is the most forgettable name in the history of the universe.)", "I mean I don't really care about hockey, so me knowing about him actually is a good example haha. I remember he was leading the vote, got traded or cut and the NHL -in typical no fun fashion- tried to keep him out of the festivities, but it was too good of a story."], "response": "There was also Rory Fitzpatrick a few more years ago", "id": "reddit_799"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First time building is a doozy", "People be sleepin on chair prices... you think I got $1000 for a fancy chair", "Those \"gaming\" chairs are total garbage, an $80 office chair from Staples is made from the exact same materials and will be just fine for most people. There's no ergonomic benefit to the bucket design unless you're actually driving, manufacturers just found a clever way to market it to a demographic that has more disposable income."], "response": "Yeah, but people would be fools to challenge you to an office chair race in one.", "id": "reddit_800"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit CEO tells user, “we are not the thought police,” then suspends that user", "Couldn't he just make a new account?", "I fucking found him boys! Grab him! Over here, he's smoking Marijuana!", "*Jeff Sessions intensifies*", "I'm not sticking around to watch him climax."], "response": "Gonna need a dust mask, or some water to mix it with if you're into that sort of thing.", "id": "reddit_801"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is auctioning off his championship rings and MVP trophies for charity: \"When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room, or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple. Sell it all.\"", "Can you imagine having Kareem’s MVP trophy sitting in your display case", "*feverishly checks banking account* SHIIIIIIIIIIIT", "I can do 3.50", "$3.51... I also make some pretty freaking good garlic bread if Kareem is interested in that.", "Recipe pls?"], "response": "kind of a secret but it since I like the /r/nba I'm willing to share that it involves garlic, and bread.", "id": "reddit_802"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One Million People Demand Trump’s Tax Return, Smashing Petition Record", "Let guess Trump's response: 1) Fake poll; can't be verified. 2) full of names of unregistered/illegal voters, dead people, illegal immigrants. 3) Bannon said he doesn't have to.", "> he doesn't have to. This is not wrong."], "response": "He doesn't have to, sure. However, it definitely gets to fall under wrong at the same time.", "id": "reddit_803"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Riding home Friday after work", "When it's running the bike \"wants\" nothing more than to stay up.", "Not when in gear or without CC."], "response": "Every bike has CC, just crud up the throttle cable up so it sticks ", "id": "reddit_804"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I have a STEM PhD. And I earn six figures.", "what phd is still amused with themselves for using obscure words??", "Is it *that* obscure? I wouldn't say it's \"trending\" or anything, but I have heard the term more often in the last month or two than I'd probably ever heard it before.", ">Is it that obscure? If you're in STEM it's far from obscure. In day-to-day language probably the word \"random\" is more common.", "Gets thrown around in pretty much any discussion of probabilitiestatistics. Ain't nobody gonna use a \"random oscillator\", but a stochastic oscillator? Well now that's just classy.", "Regular Pooh: random oscillator Pooh in tux: stochastic oscillator", "I actually like this format more in unformatted text form"], "response": "I’m trying to be inclusive of our friends in Europe.", "id": "reddit_805"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["NHL finds Morgan Rielly did not use slur in last nights game vs Lightning", "Wait, I thought that i'm just an idiot homer defending Rielly."], "response": "Woah buddy, how dare you think critically about the situation before anything has been proven to be true, shameful. ", "id": "reddit_806"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Charania Magic Johnson has stepped down from President of Basketball Ops of the Lakers.", "This season on Game of Zones: Magic hears that AD is at the gates He runs out the gym to the gate to welcome him but no AD, just a sign that reads 37-45 He turns around to see his Laker team stab him one by one. Rondo, Kuz, Ingram, Lonzo, Lance...and lastly LeBron. LeBron whispers “For the Purple and Gold” before shoving in the last dagger", "Et tu, Lebron?"], "response": "Hey man, it’s a game of thrones parody, not Shakespeare ", "id": "reddit_807"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump asks a refugee human rights activist where her family is immediately after she said they were all killed", "This is Nadia Murad. There’s a documentary about her called On Her Shoulders. It’s out for streaming but it will also air on PBS on Monday (7/22) at 10 EST."], "response": "There it is! Thanks, I was looking for her name for a while", "id": "reddit_808"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The harsh reality of no net neutrality.", "This isn't a \"Harsh Reality\" at all. This is completely fake. Edit: FYI I am for Net Neutrality. But creating a photoshop and then calling it a 'harsh reality' is completely dishonest.", "[deleted]"], "response": "Yeah it's totally the politicians photoshopping pictures to induce panic ", "id": "reddit_809"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If Jeff Bezos decided to share his fortune with everyone on the planet, what would you do with your $17.50?", "Buy a share of the now worthless amazon."], "response": "Why a share? if it’s worthless just buy amazon. ", "id": "reddit_810"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Baby Yoda and The Dark Crystal Prove We Still Need Puppetry in the Age of CGI", "We even have better tech to get some amazing animatronic movements. There's so much potential for practical effects.", "Still sad about how much better *The Thing* (2011) could have been [if they went with animatronics instead](<URL>", "Fun fact... most of those effects were complete and filmed. The studio forced them to cover the effects with cgi because its \"what audiences would want. \""], "response": "How can studios be so completely tone deaf?", "id": "reddit_811"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lando saying goodbye to his engineer: \"Are you crying? I think Im crying\"", "Got a big wide smile out of me.", "Meanwhile I'm sweating from my eyes.", "I don't even know much about Formula 1, I'm just a sucker for goodbyes", "Well, it was nice you visited our sub. Thank you and good luck with the rest of your Reddit life!", "Did you just say goodbye to me :("], "response": "Don't let the door hit you on the way out!  ", "id": "reddit_812"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["PUBG came first", "Left 4 Dead 2: yo TF2, we bros, but I had it first", "Wasn't it a promotional weapon for tf2?", "The TF2 item is a promotion for Left 4 Dead 2.", "The TF2 team is a promotion for Left 4 Dead 2"], "response": "yeah they're the survivors fighting hordes of rabid, impatient fans who'd nitpick literally anything and everything the special infected are cheaters and griefers ", "id": "reddit_813"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who downloaded their Google data and went through it, what were the most unsettling things you found out they had stored about you?", "That there is a map of everywhere I went in the last couple of years that's accurate to the hour.", "Google Maps > Your Timeline", "According to this, I once walked 650 miles in 11 minutes.", "How else you gonna walk 500 miles and walk 500 more just to fall down at her door"], "response": "To be the man who walked 1000 miles to show up at her door", "id": "reddit_814"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I was the kench I blocked 4 rockets to save that yasuo and still got the gold its a normal game right but I liked the play and wanted to share it ^^", "That was a thing of beauty. Heimer must have been pissed."], "response": "After such plays even enemies are in awe", "id": "reddit_815"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["229 House Republicans just voted to keep Trump’s tax returns secret", "What a bunch of spineless scumbags.", "And worse, the FUCKING COWARDS who put \"Present\". They knew they were wrong. They have a conscience. They were too fucking scared to do it.", "Pretty sure every who voted for it knew it was wrong. They just wanted that sweet political capital."], "response": "Typical republicans, against transparency and the truth being known to all.", "id": "reddit_816"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Cool new card from Activision Blizzards Hearthstone!", "What makes this all the more scummy is that they also took back ALL of the winners prize money. A tournament they touted so much, flaunted the 'massive' winnings... yet the moment they gotta pay up, they just yank them right back into their pocket and ban/condemn the winner of their Tournament entirely. So where did the money go Blizzard? You wanna at least pay out the other players?", "Isn’t this highly illegal?", "There's a section in the rules that explicitly states something to the effect that they can do it if the players actions are deemed damaging blizzards reputation. Which is ironic but pretty clearly shows that remaining in the Chinese market is more valuable to them than anything else Edit: the legality is hardly the point. I doubt blizzard really cares about the prize money as much as appeasing the Chinese government", "...and ironic since Blizzard's own move clearly damages their reputation, so we better confiscate that prize money right back because they broke their own rules", "> ...and ironic since Blizzard's own move clearly damages their reputation, With non-Chinese players*", "With Non-Chinese Government players.*", "Nah the vast majority of Chinese people support their government because surprise surprise generations of brainwashing your people does work. None of these companies would be bowing if the Chinese people weren't with their government. However, since the people are on the side of the Chinese government, that means they'll support the government's use of its power to shut down foreign companies' access to the Chinese people."], "response": "> surprise surprise generations of brainwashing your people does work. We here in America wouldn't know *aaaaaaanything* about that. ", "id": "reddit_817"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I have a STEM PhD. And I earn six figures.", "what phd is still amused with themselves for using obscure words??", "Is it *that* obscure? I wouldn't say it's \"trending\" or anything, but I have heard the term more often in the last month or two than I'd probably ever heard it before.", ">Is it that obscure? If you're in STEM it's far from obscure. In day-to-day language probably the word \"random\" is more common.", "Gets thrown around in pretty much any discussion of probabilitiestatistics. Ain't nobody gonna use a \"random oscillator\", but a stochastic oscillator? Well now that's just classy.", "Regular Pooh: random oscillator Pooh in tux: stochastic oscillator"], "response": "I actually like this format more in unformatted text form", "id": "reddit_818"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The greatest Skarner ult you will see in your lifetime", "Ah I know this feel. Play Neeko and land empowered e, only for your ally Thresh to pull them out of your q. Or hitting bubble on Zoe and your ally wakes them up with an auto to make you miss q 🙃", "Seeing that you play Neeko and Zoe makes me think you’re on a government watchlist", "Hahaha. You'd think so but I actually got flamed in the Zoe mains subreddit for complaining about lewd Zoe drawings. I was disappointed at the amount of people who saw nothing wrong with it.", "Trust me, there are plenty of people who have problems with it. Over at zoe mains discord people hate on these people who think lewding her is fine all the time. It's disgusting to say the least."], "response": "Isn't zoe like tens of thousands of years old  because I know some people will take it seriously", "id": "reddit_819"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["20 Years Difference", "Summon strangers on the internet so they can drive you to meet another stranger you met on the internet to have a date at a restaurant you selected from reviews from strangers on the internet", "Here. Have an upvote from a stranger.", "On the Internet.", "[removed]", "\"I still think alls well have proof and surprises in them.\" What the fuck?"], "response": "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?", "id": "reddit_820"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My friend recently came out and Ive tried to be supportive but she keeps sending me stuff like this and it makes me super uncomfortable.", "Big yikes, I would either confront her or cut contact before she actually acts on what she's saying", "I've been putting up with it because she's been sheltered her whole life and recently had a sexual awakening (she's in her early 20's) but this is too far", "Ah, I was wondering why a lesbian thought someone could just \"turn\" lesbian. That's not how that work at all, and I'm not sure why she thinks raping you would help.", "I agree, it's definitely not how that works. A straight man doing that to her wouldn't turn her straight. It just doesn't make sense."], "response": "You didn't know? Homosexuallity works on werewolf rules. ", "id": "reddit_821"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What’s the most “are you really that stupid” thing you’ve ever heard ?", "My sisters friend, who is 22, believes that why you fly in an airplane, once you are in the air you just levitate there and the earth rotates under you. When the plane is over the destination the plane lowers again and that’s what happens. She wants to be a teacher."], "response": "From the reference frame of the plane, the Earth is the one rotating! Maybe she wanted to be a physics teacher? ", "id": "reddit_822"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Blizzard just flipped completionists the bird", "And here I am just wishing new sprays would show up at the top of the selection list.", "That's the QoL update we need"], "response": "Yeah right, next people will start saying we need the player icons to be sorted in a sane fashion. You people and your entitlement! ", "id": "reddit_823"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Government proposes to remove Article 370, bifurcate Jammu & Kashmir state Megathread", "BSP, BJD, AAP, YSR Congress Support Centre's Resolution on Making J&K a UT Source: The Wire.", "Surprised with aap"], "response": "AAP supported 370's revocation, not making it a UT.", "id": "reddit_824"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["NYC Bar Association: If AG Barr Doesn’t Recuse Himself From Ukraine Matter, He Should Resign or Be Removed", "Wow. Barr has been very quiet lately, I've been wondering when he'd pop up again.", "He's busy trying to rile up the religious folks.", "He's also traveling the globe (as...AG??) to try and validate numerous right-wing conspiracy theories.", "Did we ever find out what Gorka was doing wrapped up in all that?", "Nazi shit, I presume.", "Probably out there trying to steal the Spear of Destiny.", "Hopefully he'll find the ark of the covenant, and him and Mick Mulvaney open it together at some big Republican party. Sigh... A fella can dream...", "Mulvaney is definitely the face melt guy. <URL>", "I've been saying he looks like Himmler but you're right. He *really* looks like this guy."], "response": "I think he stole his glasses, and chin.", "id": "reddit_825"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["As a McCree main, this is the thing Ive wanted the most since forever", "Holy cow. Time to git gud at McCree.", "Seriously lmao", "He’s pretty fun to play once you do. Also helps with your aim a lot, or it did with me ~~except for Widow~~", "Seriously, I can land shots as McCree, but my widow is garbage.", "My scoped aim as Ana (enemies, not allies) is good, but my scoped aim as Widow is garbage and I can't figure out why.", "have you tried turning it off and back on again", "I'm good at turning women off it's the on part that i have trouble with", "Try not calling them \"it.\" They don't like that these days. D:"], "response": "Well, why can't we call chicks broads? ", "id": "reddit_826"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To whoever stole my phone", "Secret option 5: forgot it was inside my pocket.", "Tell em what they won, johnny!", "A phone on Do Not Disturb!", "You would have won it, but it appears someone has stolen it!", "Oh, no. Just check your other pocket."], "response": "She will tell her dad and ask what should she do to herself. :)", "id": "reddit_827"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Donald Glover wearing a Korowai and Pounamu during the pōwhiri welcoming him to New Zealand", "Cultural appropriation ", "When exactly does it cross the line? Someone inform clueless little me"], "response": "Idk why you are getting downvoted, you said ", "id": "reddit_828"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Alex Albon joins Max Verstappen at Red Bull.", "The only reason why they didn't promote Kvyat is because Marko demoted him in the first place and he's too proud. You can't change my mind. edit: thanks for the gold and the S but I don't know what they are.", "And now the TR driver lineup is \"drivers sacked from RBR.\"", "Does this make RB the TR junior team now?", "TR is the junior team and also the top Team. Drivers get promoted from TR to RBR before being promoted to TR."], "response": "Best drivers get kicked from the program ", "id": "reddit_829"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What life-altering things should every human ideally get to experience at least once in their lives?", "Living abroad for at least half a year. This is especially true, if it other country has a completely different culture than your home country. If you are for example are an US American, try to live in China for a while. They are always looking for English teachers and pay good money if you are certified and have experience.", "Doesn't even have to be an absolutely different culture. Even a little shift would be wholesome. I've lived in the UK for a year. I've lived in Switzerland for a year. And France. Also a year. Made me appreciate being home in Germany where I knew how things worked. And being abroad also taught me that other places also work. And that there isn't a best. You can always improve any place. Nothing is greatest."], "response": "> Nothing is greatest *disagrees in american* ", "id": "reddit_830"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is what were doing to the ocean", "I used to live on the island of key west, I did several dives cleaning up in literally ONE channel, had more bags than we could carry every time.", "The garbage in key west is absolutely *nothing* compared to the shit show in south east asia.", "Yeah it’s not a competition guy, I’m saying the problem is everywhere.", "The point is to focus on where the majority of the problem is. If someone shows up at the hospital, do you treat the cut finger or the aortic rupture first?", "Got it. Because it's worse somewhere else, he should just leave the trash in his environment alone."], "response": "You don't get it at all. Everyone here recycles.", "id": "reddit_831"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What’s a real fact that some people don’t want to accept?", "Click farms and bot influencing are real. The number next to the view count/like/favoriteshares is a line of code, not empirical fact. Trends are purchased.", "Oh man, I recently adopted a cat from a cat rescue that's fairly well known, it went viral a couple years ago. So when I adopted my cat, I made a Facebook and Instagram so that the people who followed her when she was at the shelter (24/7 live cams on the adoptable cats) could follow along. Facebook page management is fucking *cancer*. Constantly asking me to pay money to promote, showing breakdowns of likes, unlikes and PAID LIKES. It's frequently telling me things like 'you reached 1500 people with this post! Pay $40 to boost it to reach more!' It's super annoying. Like... I just want people to have a place where they can look at cute pictures of my cat. I don't care how many people I've reached. I'm not in this for likes and page views. Edit - Widget! <URL>"], "response": "You know that you'll now have to show us your cat, right?", "id": "reddit_832"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The worst customer PC I’ve ever touched", "I cleaned a pc like that once. The dust was sticky as well because the guy smoked more dope next to his PC then your average gamer.", "I don't think weed would cause that - last time I saw something like that it was because the guy smoked cigs at his desk. Those things have all kinds of gross bullshit that gunks up the entire interior of the system", "Now just imagine what it does to *your* system. Drop the cancer sticks, folks. Just please."], "response": "Just drink alcohol, if it cleans the system it must also clean *your* system. ", "id": "reddit_833"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I have a STEM PhD. And I earn six figures.", "A PhD in *all* STEM fields?", "See this is my question! Who doesn’t just say their field(s) of study?"], "response": "Because saying “STEM” is a buzzword and shows that this person studied something smart people study", "id": "reddit_834"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If you are alone when you crack open a peanut shell and eat the peanut inside, you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that peanut.", "If you are alone when you open a banana and eat it, you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that banana."], "response": "Heresy! There is only one true fruit or nut! ", "id": "reddit_835"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Candidate for the most wholesome photo of the weekend", "Seems right that a McLaren driver got a trophy designed in remembrance of Senna."], "response": "Especially with the other two going to Honda.", "id": "reddit_836"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Official Official Removal Request for ShitRedditSays", "Yessss. The *movement* Ive been waiting for! Screw you SRS! i am le gentle sir in disguisey!!!! I have written a chant: KICK OUT PAO, CLOSE SRS DOWN, FREE BRD NOW. HEY HEY HO HO SRS YOU IN CONTROL ...wait."], "response": "Srs must be closed because laughing at shitty comments is same as making those shitty comments. ", "id": "reddit_837"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Russia fires on and seizes Ukraine ships", "I assume this is bad.", "It’s not, they literally invaded Ukraine already"], "response": "But those were \"Ukrainian separatists\"! Surely those weren't actually Russian troops. ", "id": "reddit_838"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Shaq sees everything from up there", "Shaq is so tall, he can see the curvature of Earth. He needs to tell Irving."], "response": "How can you see the curvature of the earth, when the earth is flat?!?! ", "id": "reddit_839"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Humour Its unfair how SC are refusing to add more flags but gave france 2...", "hey give América some credit too. They got the pirate one", "As an American, I chuckled", "As an Australian, no one cares", "As an American, the 3 people that upvoted do", "As an Australian, the one person who upvotes my post cares"], "response": "And now reddit is mindlessly downvoting you. Isnt the reddit community great? ", "id": "reddit_840"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["He got a little too close.", "what is this? a .gif of perfect length that brings total resolution to the story? ... i have no words E: as upvotes accumulate on a post, the probability that someone calls you a retard for no reason approaches 1"], "response": "But he collapses and dies as soon as he leaves the frame ", "id": "reddit_841"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Baby Yoda and The Dark Crystal Prove We Still Need Puppetry in the Age of CGI", "We even have better tech to get some amazing animatronic movements. There's so much potential for practical effects.", "Still sad about how much better *The Thing* (2011) could have been [if they went with animatronics instead](<URL>).", "Now I really want a deadspace movie."], "response": "They have one, it’s called Event Horizon! ", "id": "reddit_842"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Usually lying and saying I’m 15 gets rid of creeps but this time I caught a pedophile", "Tell me you reported him ... creep"], "response": "OP is not a creep don’t be so rude ", "id": "reddit_843"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["(x-post from /r/mademesmile) bloody seagulls", "Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine", "[deleted]", "I mean as far as ACA stories go I've seen a hell of a lot worse", "ACA is just a bullshit show where they harass people for reaction videos.", "I love it. Me and my bf watch every episode to see what Tracey Grimgram and the gang are upto."], "response": "I miss seeing what this weeks amazing segue was when the Chaser was around.", "id": "reddit_844"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Colorized by me: Albert Einstein teaching at Lincoln, the United States first Historical Black University, 1946", "I've never seen this picture of Einstein. Great colorization and post OP!", "I haven’t either I wish there were more photos of him", "There are a lot of pictures of Einstein."], "response": "There were more pictures that were not taken", "id": "reddit_845"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Which insanely popular or successful movie you secretly hate but are afraid to say if in the open fearing backlash from \"fans\"?", "Ready Player One was horrendous and should have been offensive to anyone who's ever played a video game, something which Spielberg has clearly never done.", "I stopped watching after that scene where he just drove backward on the race track to reveal the secret area. Like none of these millions of gamers playing every day would have ever tried something *so crazy*. ​ I don't even consider myself a 'hardcore gamer' but that was just really dumb.", "That's a great example. Ten minutes into playing Mariokart with three buddies and someone is driving backwards. But teams of people trying to find ways to beat it didn't try it once in five years.", "I think it was supposed to be reasoned that the race was actually prohibitively expensive to be overly risky and do that. Though it very much didn't do it well.", "But what about a megacorporation with an intent to win the world's most valuable asset?"], "response": "They're just machiiines maaaaan, none of those suits would have the creativity to think of that ", "id": "reddit_846"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Whats classy if youre rich but trashy if youre poor?", "Wearing “vintage” clothing instead of hand-me-downs."], "response": "I buy my vintage clothes new, thank you very much! ", "id": "reddit_847"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Insane Ripper Spree", "Sigh, if I tried that, the first guy facing me would have a Locus and perfect aim", "[Yup, happened to my friend earlier](<URL>"], "response": "thats bullshit lol. the gun wasnt even in line with his body.", "id": "reddit_848"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Theres cod2 map \"carentan\" in bo3", "I wonder if one of the DLC maps will be that but rotated 90degrees?!"], "response": "Fuck yeah upside down would be cool ", "id": "reddit_849"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Australia Enjoys Another Peaceful Day Under Oppressive Gun Control Regime", "As an American that’s lived in Aus for 6+ years; who had been shot at, had family members shot and attempted suicide with firearms and grew up in a huge gun culture in the USA, damn skippy to be here!!", "Good to have you mate!"], "response": "Stay out of Sydney though, we're full. ", "id": "reddit_850"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["As an American when I see Canada pardoned half a million people with cannabis convictions.", "It's almost as if Canadians think it is wrong to make a profit by stuffing their prisons full of minor drug offenders...", "Jokes on you, we dont have for profit prisons", "But, but, but... how do your billionaires and politicians get rich?"], "response": "By doing business and politics. They just get super duper rich instead of ultra-mega-vampire-lord-super rich. So you know. Basically poor people ", "id": "reddit_851"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Literally what it’s like visiting the_donald", "\"trump is anti-establishment, also don't forget to vote straight ticket Republican,\" T_D", "give this man some reddit gold"], "response": "To feed the liberal machine aka reddit? I think not ", "id": "reddit_852"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CONCEPT Gravity Spell", "underground teslas get sucked into the core of the earth and destroyed", "No it's like earthquake the teslas just do not give a damn."], "response": "Why should teslas care? Anything underground would be immune from an earthquake in real life. That’s basic science. ", "id": "reddit_853"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dwyane Wade was very pleased with this no-look pass from LeBron", "This gif cuts out too soon. Here's a better quality version. URL", "Incredible for so many reasons: * This was off of a tipped ball. This is not a set play but just an instant reaction * He's facing 2-3 defenders right in his face when he goes for the ball, * He takes hard body contact (for basketball at least) to get that ball off * It goes by 2 defenders *nutmegging them into oblivion*, and he uses the momentum of the second defender against him This is some cyborg shit. Edit: nutmegging", "LeBron might be good at basketball. There, I said it, I’m willing to state the unpopular opinion.", "Yeah, I guess he's not too bad at this game.", "I guess we could call him the King?"], "response": "No no no the king is clearly Shack. We'll just just elevate LeBron to Prince ", "id": "reddit_854"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It’s very rare that I commend politicians but as a smoker I have finally quit smoking and it’s due to the plain packaging. Slowly but surely after looking at the pictures threatening mouth, throat, bladder and tongue cancer my subconscious started to fear this was happening... and I quit. Well done!", "I'm glad it helped, there was a lot of resistance getting it through."], "response": "Sad because as per Aussie law, we can't reelect you until 2027 at the earliest.  Kevin '27 all the way!", "id": "reddit_855"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When Ferrari is on the same flight as you", "What airline/flight number?", "Airfrance. And they all fly economy these days"], "response": "And budget cap hasn't even been imposed yet. ", "id": "reddit_856"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Alabama QB Tua Tagovailoa Has Announced He Will Enter The 2020 NFL Draft", "Well y'all, the dynasty is dead. Now all Alabama has to rely on is... Tua's brother, a bunch of other five-stars and the best coach in modern college football history. Shit.", "All the QBs being kept warm in the egg basket", "Under a heat lamp like fried chicken.", "His brother is okay not great. I honestly hope Bryce Young lives up to his hype. Our QB room looks pretty good at the moment.", "You also have a history of winning championships without elite quarterback play."], "response": "Yes, I'll take one of your elite defenses, please.", "id": "reddit_857"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["EA won’t even give Tyreek his own card", "doesn’t ea give you a 99 of yourself if you’re in the game?", "They use to but I don't think they do anymore", "So Snoop Dogg gets one for himself but actual players in the NFL don’t, that’s hilarious.", "It’s cuz of the banger of a song “ when it comes to madden, all y’all fools my sons”"], "response": "This had me laughing way more then it should have", "id": "reddit_858"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jeremy Renner showing his support for Spider-Man on Instagram", "I’m surprised someone in the films actually mentioned this at all", "Ikr. The fact that Jeremy acknowledged this makes me smile.", "Hopefully others do the same. I can see RDJ wanting Spidey to stay too.", "Considering there’s a good chance marvel was going to make him kinda like Tony Stark 2 in the sense he’s the center of the mcu, I can see rdj getting involved. He had a very good relationship with Tom didn’t he?", "They are working on a movie together right now, actually.", "Really?! I knew Tom was working with chris pat but not rdj", "Look up \"The Voyage of Doctor Dolittle\""], "response": "I had no idea this was being made. Loved Doctor Dolittle as a kid so thank you for the info!", "id": "reddit_859"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["One year old immediately hugs a stranger when he realizes they both have the same limb difference", "Can we know for certain the child actually comprehended that the nice lady has the same condition, thus proceeds to hug her? Or are we creating stories?"], "response": "Humans don’t create stories to explain that which they don’t understand. ", "id": "reddit_860"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Winged Wheel does not stand for hate (Cross post from r/DetroitRedWings)", "Hitler didn't keep his head on a swivel.", "His own goal in the 1945 SCF was the nail in the coffin for his team.", "To be fair, it was the series against the Red Army that killed their Cup run."], "response": "No one plays the trap quite like the Red Army.", "id": "reddit_861"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dame hits the game winner at the buzzer | TNT", "OH MY GOD DAMIAN U CANT BE SERIOUS"], "response": "Damn can’t remember the last time Dame hit a buzzer beater to advance in the playoffs ", "id": "reddit_862"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No Healers", "That's the classic Spite Hanzo when the guy goes \"fuck y'all, this team was already doomed with or without me.\" If he had been truly oblivious he would have picked Junkrat.", "Are you saying junkrat is worse than hanzo", "Bad Hanzos are usually just assholes. Bad junkrats are just truly clueless idiots."], "response": "I'm pretty sure good junkrats are clueless idiots too, they're just luckier clueless idiots ", "id": "reddit_863"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chocolate is now illegal. What’s its street name?", "Yo you got any of that Kinder", "Might become an issue in Germany", "Maybe they shouldn’t have been weird and named a major chocolate brand “children”"], "response": "Yes \"Kinder Surprise\" is a horrible name for a candy treat with a toy inside. ", "id": "reddit_864"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How to hide a broken screen on your phone. Hockey style.", "Can someone with image editing skills superimpose glass cracks over the original image so I don’t have to break my phone?"], "response": "Damn, should have thought of that, already broke mine, I'll just screenshoot it to you", "id": "reddit_865"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["EA won’t even give Tyreek his own card", "doesn’t ea give you a 99 of yourself if you’re in the game?", "They use to but I don't think they do anymore", "So Snoop Dogg gets one for himself but actual players in the NFL don’t, that’s hilarious."], "response": "It’s cuz of the banger of a song “ when it comes to madden, all y’all fools my sons”", "id": "reddit_866"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["HiRez quality over the past year", "All this makes me wonder how buggy this patch would be if it was not delayed.", "**5.8 Patch Known Bugs**^ - Chernobog removed from the game. - You can no longer buy items - All players FP deleted - Clans no longer exist - Hou Yi's Ricochet can bounce infinitely - All of Hercules' abilities are dealing true damage for some reason - MOTD is broken, again - Trying to queue Conquest crashes the game client - Trying to queue Clash crashes the game client - When queueing Arena, it adds 12 people to the lobby instead of 10 and immediately boots everyone and gives them deserter Something like this I'd imagine, probably worse who knows at this point."], "response": ">* All of Hercules' abilities are dealing true damage for some reason Wait, they don't already? ", "id": "reddit_867"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Found this gem in the comments of a Windows-related article", "*Step 1. Get a Mac Step 2. Get 2nd job to pay for dongles"], "response": "*3rd. You need at least two already for the Mac itself ", "id": "reddit_868"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Inner monologue as Tinder opener", "I hate when images like this have no after story, I wanna know what happens next, dammit! r/imagesthatendtoosoon", "probably told her that she's the reason why men are like this", "So her response is the reason he started the conversation that way?", "I think he was being facetious. Lots of guys act like women are to blame for not being attracted to guys with absolutely no attractive qualities."], "response": "They'll all just go gargle chads dingus anyway, he should have known better than to try to be such an honest gentleman ", "id": "reddit_869"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If only we could sue them for lying to us...", "Us peasants have to sign away our firstborn to install photoshop but POTUS can hand waive his duties", "I don't know how it works in the US, but I literally cannot sign away my rights in any way. A company can say \"you owe us 1 trillion\" but I cannot be held to that contract in any way. ", "Non-competes are complete bullshit in 90% of cases. They should be largely illegal. I’m hindered by one now because I was basically forced to sign it when I started my job. Really kicking myself for not pushing back."], "response": "But aren't you happy you had the \"freedom\" to make that decision?  I know California explicitly rules non-compete clauses unenforceable. I don't know about other states.", "id": "reddit_870"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“Its official! Binding of Isaac: Repentance is the FINAL (for real this time) DLC for isaac. it will include the amazing Antibirth mod + a ton more content that will make you shit your butts! im working along side @FixItVinh to tweak the mod and make it canon!“", "NL's life just extended 2 years!"], "response": "At this point that's just extending infinity. Kinda redundant. It prob extended hutts tho, this is gonna be a big spike for him.", "id": "reddit_871"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["GOP rep: ‘Nobody dies because they don’t have access to healthcare’", "At the heart of this mentality is the idea that Capitalism is the best huggy wuggy system that has never ever harmed anyone. If you deny a starving person a meal, aren't you at least partly responsible when they die?", "No because they can just eat grass or something. They chose not to eat grass. "], "response": "They could have gotten a top paying job. They were too lazy to get the qualifications though ", "id": "reddit_872"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddits been lying to me for two and a half year now", "Too many people are uninformed about what impeachment actually is/does, plus, ya know, the government can’t get shit done, ever.", "Government can't get shit done because people keep electing those who claim government can't get shit done. Imagine any job interview where the candidate proclaims his job expertise by saying the job cannot be done, the candidate thus won't do the job he'd be hired for but wants to be hired for it anyway.", "\"I'll be the best monkey wrench you ever throw in this machine!\"", "That much was true. If anything revealed the flaws in American politics, it was 45.", "If you think Trump revealed the flaws in the US political system then you have not been paying attention for the past 20 years."], "response": "I'm a baby. Came to age in his presidency.", "id": "reddit_873"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL: This year, the official Yu Gi Oh tournament hosted by Konami instituted a hygiene clause to rulebook. This allows judges to penalize players with dirty clothing or terrible odor by giving them a loss. Super Smash Bros tournament have also started implementing similar rules.", "Big business opportunity. Anime deodorant and soap that makes you smell like your favorite character. It'd sell out at these and make everyone's life easier."], "response": "That's a collectible item! You can't use those! They need to stay in the package or they lose their value!! Filthy casual ", "id": "reddit_874"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Joe Rogan: \"I find it extremely bizarre that all these UFC 207 promos only focus on Ronda and very little about the champion Amanda Nunes\"", "I've been saying this. UFC putting all their eggs in one basket even though Nunes has a very real chance of retaining", "Just happened tonight with Paige and not Michelle lol. Ufc are idiots sometimes", "After Paige got choked out tn the first commercial that played afterwards was one Paige was in. Awkward haha", "\"Look at Paige in this swimsuit doing cool pool training!!!!!\" -proceeds to get rag dolled"], "response": "That pool training was really stupid, too. It reminded me of AKA's strength and conditioning training", "id": "reddit_875"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["David Cameron to trump: Your ‘fake news’ act is ‘dangerous’ -- “‘Fake news’ is not broadcasters criticizing you, it’s Russian bots and trolls targeting your democracy,” says former British leader.", "David Cameron is the voice of reason. This is the world we live in today.", "[deleted]"], "response": "Little known fact, the pig in that episode is the current prime minister ", "id": "reddit_876"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Instead of giving presents, Santa now puts things that you lost, or were stolen from you, under the tree. What would you be the most excited to see under the tree?", "My grandmother's wedding ring. She passed about 10 years ago and I was very close to her. I've no idea where it went. :("], "response": "Any chance she was buried wearing it, or no? That was my first thought—I don’t know how common that is, though.", "id": "reddit_877"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump says he doesnt care about predicted US national debt explosion because ‘I wont be here’", "> I won’t be here. Also likely his silent answer regarding climate change.", "But thank god we’re gonna create that space force in the next few years"], "response": "Who needs to face creditors when you got some sleek new Space Mountain uniforms.", "id": "reddit_878"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Being able to buy exactly what i want during an event will never become \"stale\", and its insulting you think that justifies adding RNG to an event which just forces us to buy more.", "Buying what you want is STALE guys! Here's some CHESTS to make this game so fun guys!!! Look at this new event that is so fun for every type of player!! Fuck off hirez"], "response": "Wish Supermarkets would introduce RNG chests because it's so stale to just go in and actually get the items I wanted ", "id": "reddit_879"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Never stop rockin", "This has definitely happened before to this guy", "He was like \"Oh, I didn't realize that this was Tuesday. Guess some guys are gonna be patting my head for a few seconds, just keep singing.\" Unphased af", ">just keep singeing I looked it up, that's actually a word.", "Makes sense when you think about it", "That’s the great thing about words!!"], "response": "Actually the more you think about words the less sense they make", "id": "reddit_880"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Barack Obama has been impersonated in the FCC’s comment system.", "This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. Edit: Yes. Yes it is. Also, my most upvoted thing ever is laughing at \"barack obama\" dissing himself.", "If you watch Merchants of Doubt you will see in their creatinism bullshit disinformation booklet that has mysteriously \"10000 US scientists signatures\" even Darwin managed to sneak his John Handcock in."], "response": "Nothing better than deregulation and the free market. Then these businesses won't have a reason to screw over our democracy  *sobs in corner", "id": "reddit_881"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Put the blame where it belongs", "Adam Johnson is the host of a great podcast called [Citations Needed](<URL> about \"the media, power, PR, and the history of bullshit.\" Fantastic commentary on ways the media is problematic and serves to reinforce power structures. Really can't recommend it enough."], "response": "The episode on \"The Civility Fetish\" is great and I recommend.", "id": "reddit_882"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Now that Carlos Beltran retired that means the whole 2001 Backyard Baseball roster is retired", "Except for Pablo Sanchez of course", "Legends never die.", "*When the world is calling you~*", "Username checks out?", "You better believe it."], "response": "Well that was unexpected... and then I saw the name lmfao", "id": "reddit_883"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["back in the 90s, police officers got a bit creative. they sent letters to people who had warrants, saying that they won a free item, then when the suspects arrived, they arrested them. credit to r/watchpeopledieinside", "We used to do this, too. They'd even get real lazy with it and hold the giveaways at the police station. Still worked", "You’ve got to be kidding me. I guess criminals aren’t smart", "We never catch the bright ones.", "maybe the bright ones dont exist."], "response": "That's what ~~we~~ they want you to think... ", "id": "reddit_884"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My kid’s fake cash register has fake inputs on the back.", "Great, now you have to buy some fake cables. What a money grab", "That's how they get ya. Edit: Thanks for the gold... but... why?!", "Then you gotta add on the extended warranty"], "response": "it's fine to pay with Google Play cards tho", "id": "reddit_885"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oh silly me. I thought she had raped him. With him being 11 and all.", "The victim better start saving up his allowance for when he gets hit with an order to pay the child support for all these years where he was in middle school being a deadbeat dad  ( for the deadbeat part, not for the victim ending up paying child support)", "Is that a thing? Has that happened?", "<URL>", "Wow, holy shit. Can't believe this is happening", "Courts will rule in the best interests of the child. Even if it over a victim of rape.", "> interests of the child. Or, in some cases, the younger child.", "Not sure letting a child rapist raise a child is in the child's best interests.", "Best interests of the child is just a phrase. What it really means is cheapest for the government."], "response": "Or what makes the most money for the court system.", "id": "reddit_886"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Imagine thinking anyone would believe you", "The altimeter has a horizon bar and you do have to make small adustments to keep the horizon on line to fly \"straight\", because of the spherical shape of the earth."], "response": "No. You fly straight and creepily smile at passengers who enter the cockpit. Happens all the time. ", "id": "reddit_887"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["New Cache easter egg. They added portrait of the man who saved the world from WW3", "Lieutenant Colonel Stanislav Petrov deserves a mention too. their was a false alarm that looked like 5 missiles being shot at russia. petrov was convinced it was a false alarm as he correctly presumed a full scale nuclear war would involve a lot more missiles. single handedly stopped \"retaliation strikes\" and prevented a nuclear war. weve had a lot of close calls, some of which arent listed in the wiki. [<URL>", "The fact that such a Wikipedia page exists at all is alarming", "The atom truly is a humbling thing."], "response": "The septillions of atoms being ruptured in the same place by a very carefully designed device are humbling indeed.", "id": "reddit_888"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mr. Hands over here. On a NATIONALLY televised broadcast.", "The look on her face, she must have been so uncomfortable.", "She should have taken the Mel B route", "Jesus Christ that's such a disturbing video, the guy that gropes her just laughs it off like some sick maniac. I couldn't really tell what the other guests were saying, but it seemed like they were trying to talk over Mel B and cover it up.", "People tried to pass it off as innocent because Louis Walsh is rumoured to be gay; like that makes any difference lol"], "response": "Its cool yall Im choosing to live as a gay man! ", "id": "reddit_889"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Libertarian Life Pro Tip", "Then I would have to open a ~~NSA~~ Facebook account... Nice try Government", "It's not like a corporation would ever use your information unethicly on their own. That has to be the NSA.", "Yeah it's not like FB and Twitter have thousands of bot/troll accounts they won't ban despite the fact that they are active measures campaigns from a foreign power. Or are roughly 10% owned by VTB."], "response": "Sure is great that doesn't happen at all here on Reddit. ", "id": "reddit_890"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mandatory Airport flex with a special surprise. Wish me luck boys.", "How awkward would it be if ur gf/fiance saw this post lol", "Lol she doesn’t reddit and definitely doesn’t go on sneakers. She makes fun of my kicks all the time."], "response": ">She makes fun of my kicks all the time. Return the ring man  Good luck!", "id": "reddit_891"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Billboard welcoming Theresa May in Brussels", "She is a remainer, but now has to handle Brexit while farage is just sipping tea", "He is busy making sure all those billions of Pounds now really go into the NHS. No, wait, the day after the vote he said he’d made a little mistake and that that wasn’t happening."], "response": "No, he said “they” made a little mistake. He took no personal responsibility whatsoever.", "id": "reddit_892"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Accidentally commented in r/askwomen like a dumbass. I got this PM not too long after.", "*My* intuition is telling me that this guy has a week's worth of Cheeto dust underneath his fingernails, but has an even grosser personality inside. He likes being complimented on his carefully chosen T-shirts from Hot Topic almost as much as he enjoys pushing his sexual fantasies on unsuspecting strangers.", "I feel like Spencer's probably has this chode's type of tee."], "response": "Nah as a fat man Spencer's and hot topic usually don't carry anything over a 2x", "id": "reddit_893"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Its time to ban /r/The_Donald: Calling out spez and reddit admins.", "INB4 spez bans rocialism", "I mean, they already banned r/fullcommunism", "they didnt ban it, just quarentined. you can still go there EDIT: PLEASE COMRADE JOIN US FOR GLORIOUS REVOLUTION!", "At least on the computer, apparently the mobile app doesn't have any code for quarantined subreddits because they just show up as a blank page", "oops totally unintentional - spez, probably", "They used right-wing propaganda to discredit the reason for quarantine. Posting a link to a right-wing site to get people to \"read up on facts\".", "use Reddit is fun, it works. I honestly don't see how anybody doesn't use it, esspecially on mobile.", "good shout. I honestly prefer the RiF dark theme to the PC browsing experience. edit: Is there also a PC version of the app?", "Reddit enhancement suite night mode. Breaks with some sub css but good for the most part"], "response": "I just turn the CSS off in all of the subreddits I go to anyway. Shit's annoying.", "id": "reddit_894"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder once cut down trees along the Potomac River so that he could see it from his house. The trees were located in a national park, and a ranger who raised concern about the issue was raided by US Marshals", "> The job [of being a Marshal] puts agents directly in the way of the most dangerous criminals in the nation. I feel so protected."], "response": "For real. Park rangers always ruin the fun ", "id": "reddit_895"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sidney Crosby: \"I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high\" Beaverton", "I'm a bystander to this meme. But come draft, I may get memed on and that scares me."], "response": "I for one am ok with this, because it'll mean that Edmonton is still in the basement. ", "id": "reddit_896"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I found the real life Medic.", "Please somebody Photoshop him and make wear the medic outfit.", "went for the partial: <URL> EDIT: Things got a little out of control <URL> EDIT 2: what hath mankind wrought <URL> EDIT 3: the Übermensch <URL> EDIT 4: ~~**u/drewhead118** [](/headshot) *u/drewhead118*~~ <URL> EDIT 5: When you're gilded <URL> EDIT 6: i can't keep hurting him like this <URL>", "you forgot the blighted beak with circling hearts", "[I hope you're happy with yourself now ](<URL>", "LEGEND"], "response": "I'm glad I was around to witness this.", "id": "reddit_897"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The President gets reminded to be patriotic", "Melania was pretty smooth with that nudge. Some serious wife skills there.", "Immigrants. We get the job done.", "So, what happens if we win?", "We go back to France."], "response": "I bring freedom to my people if I'm given the chance!", "id": "reddit_898"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mods are asleep. Post shirtless Eli Manning pics in honor of his SB Card!", "Jesus...can you imagine how good this guy could have been if he actually took care of his body like a professional athlete.", "As if he's not already a hall of famer?"], "response": "He could have been a Hall of Famer+ ", "id": "reddit_899"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Amazing! Richard Nixon slam dunks a basketball! pic", "Your link is broken. I think you meant this one : <URL>"], "response": "Holy fuck, it's all I ever dreamed it would be. It's almost better since I had to wait for it.", "id": "reddit_900"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["NASA x Vans dropping October 1", "Nasa looking for new revenue streams with lack of government funding lol.", "NASA funding has actually increased recently"], "response": "yeah no shit, have you seen how many bomber jackets alpha industries sold to hypebeasts?? ", "id": "reddit_901"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ethics Actually, its about ethics in \"celebrity nudes\" journalism...", "Leslie Jones, nude pics? You know what? No thanks man, I'm fine.", "Urhmurhgurd. Ur such a razist! Also I shouldnt have to... But .", "Oh no. It's not because she's a black woman. It's because she's ugly as fuck. Just my opinion. No  here!", "> It's because she's ugly as fuck Which is how I don't understand people are calling her \"beautiful\". Have they looked at her, or is cognitive dissonance more rampant than I thought?", "[deleted]"], "response": "Like, objectively ugly. To the point where I'm too disgusted to watch the movie if I wanted to", "id": "reddit_902"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion This subreddit is downvote cancer.", "Too many people refuse to negotiate and simply downvote when they don't like an offer. Low are part of a market. Be a part of the solution! Upvote for anything respectable. Be kind to thy fellow trader.", "Hush, you still think Pluto is a planet.", "Lmao dammit u/NCJoe97, as soon as I don't see you for awhile you pop up and tell everyone my secret!"], "response": "I like to hide and wait for my turn to talk :P What better moment than to spill some beans?", "id": "reddit_903"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Every day my parents play Mario Kart 64 to see who will make a cuppa tea. They’ve done this religiously since 2001.", "Your mom kinda looks like a 50 year old Rey Skywalker after she defeats the empire and settles down", "Don’t give JJ any plot ideas", "Anything will help, honestly.", "Seeing as JJ’s the reason we got stuck with the FO vs Resistance plot line, nope."], "response": "Trade negotiations are so much more interesting. Who needs star wars when you can have trade wars! ", "id": "reddit_904"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A drunk Finn Bálor shows up at the UEFA finals coverage to make his relationship with the interviewer public", "I guess Finn’s type is “hot sideline reporter” and I respect that", "Fun fact, it's not actually *sideline* reporter. She is reporting for FOX and she is covering WWE news which is likely how those two met.", "Reporter hoot.", "Takes shit in bathroom sink hoot", "And takes pictures hoot", "Unsheathed stallion under his pants, hoot."], "response": "Nine pack of abs and huge and cant stop getting laid hoot", "id": "reddit_905"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How to get banned from r/feminism", "Uh oh. You told a third-wave feminist that facts, not feelings, should be the basis for public policy. Now you've done it!", "[deleted]"], "response": ">\"People feel more threatened. As a political candidate, I'll go with what people feel.\" -Newt Gingrich", "id": "reddit_906"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["President pressured staff to grant security clearance to Ivanka trump", "Is this an autocracy or America?"], "response": "You are now living in the Autocratic States of America. A.S.A! A.S.A! A.S.A! ", "id": "reddit_907"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Di María: \"Memes hurt us a lot, going to the psychologist helped me\"", "Well, it's actually a normal thing in Argentina for men to go to therapy. World Health Organization study ranked Argentina as the world leader in psychologists per capita", "And by a massive margin too. Argentina apparently has 196 psychologists per 100,000 people, no other country has more than 85 (USA has 27).", "It's not unusual that in casual conversation a person says \"oh, sorry I'm late, I just came from the psychologist\" and nobody bats an eye.", "That's actually awesome. If only it was like that everywhere else.", "Instead of \"Oh sorry i'm late, I was crying in my car.\""], "response": "In fetal position Yeah shamelessly promoting the sub I've been the only one to feed.", "id": "reddit_908"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Official: Mesut Özil retires from german national team", "Saw this coming. He always performed for them I thought. He was a joy to watch in 2010 and was sneakily effective in 2014. I know he isn’t a picture of innocence but I don’t really blame him for getting out of that toxic situation from the past couple months. Sane definitely has a spot now!", "I didn’t even think he was that bad this tournament they had way worse performers, but best for him and the National side", "Özil along with Hummels and Neuer was one of the only \"core players\" performing well enough to be allowed back into the country imo. The others were a disgrace to the kit.", "And Brandt, if he would've had more than 15 minutes on the pitch"], "response": "Probably would have hit the post like 15 more times then ", "id": "reddit_909"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently", "Does anyone really think this isn't a joke lol?"], "response": "The real cringe in this subreddit is the subreddit itself.", "id": "reddit_910"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Turkish reporter realising hes talking to a mushroom instead of microphone is the best thing Ive watched this week", "Fun fact: it's not a mushroom but an old wooden mallet (600 years old according to the reporter). See [here](<URL> for the full video in Turkish.", "I was wondering what kind of mushroom doesn't fall apart when it gets swung around like that. Thanks for clearing that up.", "Too late we've already chosen our reality. Also mushroom makes it seem even funnier."], "response": "What if our microphones are mushrooms in another timeline?", "id": "reddit_911"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\"pro tip\"", "You know what's up about all this cultural appropriation nonsense? It's just so fucking ridiculous I can't tell what is satire, sarcasm, trolling, serious or down right retarded and twisted reasoning. My bullshit detector is completely on the fritz.", "Personally I think that this one is satire.", "”Any sufficiently advanced troll is indistinguishable from a genuine kook.\"", "That's the most well done parody of this quote, but also the worst in its implications", "Nobody said the truth was pleasant", "They did say the devil would be attractive, however."], "response": "Speak of the attractive and the devil appear to be true. ...or something.", "id": "reddit_912"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Postgame Thread LSU Defeats Alabama 46-41", "Hello r/all! 2nd time today we've been here. Please make sure to read our [rules](<URL> before commenting, and enjoy!", "Joe burrow earned 20 mil transferring from Ohio state to LSU as a QB"], "response": "And he's gonna get a lot more when he finally goes pro.", "id": "reddit_913"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If written like a news report, what stories from the bible were done by Florida man?", "Florida man beats 1000 men to death with donkey bone; gets regrettable haircut", "Claims his mullet is source of his strength", "Girlfriend cuts off his mullet when he is drunk.", "He responds by tearing down building.", "and fighting an alligator, which for some reason is on meth", "When he woke in the morn and he looked up above, He was pleased and surprised to discover his love, But he couldn't explain where she'd chosen to stand, For she stood on their bed with her shears in her hand. In the night, while he'd slept, she had shaven his hair, And he rose with a cry and a wail of despair, For his locks were adrift and his strength was the cost, But the world, it would *pay* for the mullet he lost.", "I swear there should be a college English course that requires you to read a Poem_for your_sprog poems to improve your grammar, context clues and ability to speak aloud or in front of a crowd."], "response": "As someone who spent 10 years in university taking every random fun course. I would ABSOLUTELY take Poem\\_for\\_your\\_sprog 310.", "id": "reddit_914"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me.", "Once got dumped on a Tinder date, because she found a hotter single during our dinner conversation.", "Went to a park with one. We start walking, she literally flames me and starts asking \"why do you walk weird wtf\". Sorry for not swinging my arms like a maniac when we are walking ~1mph! She was on her phone and I recognized the tinder UI/layout. Few minutes later she just says \"I have to go, bye\" and just walked away. She was so horribly rude I was in shock. Wasn't sure whether I should laugh at how ridiculous it was or feel bad that I basically got bullied and ditched by my \"date\".", "And THAT, my friend, is why people still stay on normal dating sites. Better humans with civilized social skills.", "Nice necro", "I dont know what your comment means."], "response": "Thread is from 20 days ago. You're a necromancer.", "id": "reddit_915"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Baby boomers are more sensitive than millennials, according to the largest-ever study on narcissism", "They were originally called the “Me Generation” by their own parents. So it makes sense.", "I suppose, but it doesn't make much sense to suddenly put stock in older generations complaining about the youth just because you agree with it, when the whole point is how the older generation complaining about young people isn't accurate", "They could be called the me generation by their kids too though", "Me generation v the meme generation EDIT: my first silver, thanks!"], "response": "Surely two me's is worse than me? ", "id": "reddit_916"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Obsidian Says \"The Outer Worlds\" Will be Free of Microtransactions, Releases Screenshots", "What engine is The Outer Worlds running?"], "response": "Creation Engine because it allows them to build worlds quickly ", "id": "reddit_917"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["EA: They’re not loot boxes, they’re “surprise mechanics,” and they’re “quite ethical”", "This should give their PR guys a great opportunity for a sense of pride and accomplishment.", "This was what I was looking for. Up you go!", "Did you give that man silver?"], "response": "He's getting a sense of pride and accomplishment, he doesn't need silver. ", "id": "reddit_918"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BR Adam Silver on Daryl Morey: \"We were being asked to fire him by the Chinese government. … We said there’s no chance that’s happening. There’s no chance we’ll even discipline him.\" (via @TIME)", "Fucking Chinese government demanding the discipline and removal of US execs. Fuck them.", "I wanna piggyback on this to remind everyone: China is an existential threat. They dont just want control of their territory, they want complete and total domination of all of us. Once they have the leverage and power, they'll do it. This is what fascist regimes do. We should all be terrified of the CCP"], "response": "Clearly you aren't thinking about all the money we could make before that though ", "id": "reddit_919"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Thorin on Twitter: There is a wage gap between men and women in esports: women earn on average much more than men at their level of ability.", "This will be good", "Cant wait for the civil discussions this tweet will start", "99.% of the people in the cs/gaming community will agree with what thorin said, but I can see the mainstream media using this as another example of sexism in esports..", "What I trying to say is, even the 99% will not be civil in their discussion.", "99% of threads in this sub aren't civil."], "response": "I am not sure if we are at least more civil than /r/fuckyou or not.", "id": "reddit_920"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If your employer gave you the option to work 10 hr days Mon-Thurs instead of 8 hr days Mon-Fri would you do it? Why not why not?", "As a Civil Engineer who works 10 hours a day 6 days a week this post makes me sad", "I feel you man, building engineer here i have to stay in the site the whole day (9-7) plus the heat...etc, sometime they call you at night :/ but the paycheck is gooooood."], "response": "What is this \"overtime\" you speak of? ", "id": "reddit_921"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Illumix is the best company on this planet", "This confirms sex is canon to FNaF."], "response": "might put a dampener on the whole \"Michael looks pretty much exactly like William bc William reproduced via mitosis\" theory", "id": "reddit_922"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A truly horrifying photo. Civilians stopping their cars and scrambling for cover from rocket fire from Gaza a few minutes ago. This will not be shown on mainstream media, but the bombed house of the terrorist will be...", "some one will edit it and say its Gaza who are bombed"], "response": "All Israel is Palestine so its actually Palestine who is bombed ", "id": "reddit_923"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Leaked Silencer Arcana", "he is supposed to steal int not lose it?", "Maybe because he hits YOU with it, he makes YOU lose int lol", "so he is fidget spinner salesman? Happy to get rich of dumb idiots", "You're joking, but I know a few people that got in on this before the market was oversaturated and they made a *killing.* Hundreds of thousands in months. I wish I had been so wise.", "My friends actually did this... I am happy for him sure but he did a horrible horrible thing", "He served the market by meeting a demand. If he didn't, someone else would have. What's horrible about it? Aren't you glad it was your friend that made the money and not some stranger?"], "response": "I don't like it so its a horrible thing! ", "id": "reddit_924"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["F.C.C. Announces Plan to Repeal Net Neutrality", "I think the problem here is that not a lot of people even know what net neutrality does and the mainstream media never reports on it. This is gonna fly under most people's radars. Hopefully we can reverse it in the future, but I don't see a way to stop it at this point.", "And they don't care until it's too late. You won't hear people complaining until Aunt Mabelle has to pay $50 more for her internet to stream high-quality Netflix.", "And she’ll just blame Netflix and switch to Hulu, leaving the ISPs in the clear.", "And she’ll just blame Netflix and switch to ~~Hulu~~ the ISP's new streaming service which works so much better, leaving the ISPs"], "response": "And she'll blame Democrats because we all know this was Obama's plan all along. ", "id": "reddit_925"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Scott Steiner: \"Ive never failed a drug test in my life. When WWE told me to take one, I told them to have Triple H pick me up in a limo, then we could go test together. (laughs) They never asked again...\"", "Steiner with that 4D chess", "With a 2D chest", "Sad to see the state he's in.", "The guy is 57 and has been wrestling since the mid 80's. He's hardly going to be that jacked up in the current day,", "Yeah, but look at guys like Triple H, Undertaker, Hulk Hogan etc. They're holding up well. Especially Hogan at 66, five years older, yet miles bigger and stronger than professor Steiner.", "Hogan is 66 fwiw. Also I doubt he was stronger than Steiner"], "response": "But he slammed Andre The Giant at Wrestlemania 3!  because idiots.", "id": "reddit_926"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Post Game Thread Ohio State Defeats Michigan 30-27 (2OT)", "Well this shouldn't be controversial.", "Well, the refs just gave Michigan fans an excuse. Whether it was in or not. Can't wait for the salt though.", "There were a bunch of bad calls earlier too. Every 50-50 went for OSU and a bunch of obvious stuff too.", "[deleted]", "Of which only went for 1 yard so it had zero impact on the drive whatsoever. Edit: Take that back, they had 2 penalties. One for 1 yd and one false start.", "1 yard play gave them first and goal on the 2.5 vs 2nd and goal on the 5"], "response": "No, didn't you read the comment you responded to? It didn't have any effect on the game at all. ", "id": "reddit_927"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How to set your house on fire", "The biggest WTF in this video is her reaction to *a fucking fire raging on the wall, on the carpet, and on her boyfriend( ?)*. \"Okay haha nice! Ohh okay!...haha nice!\"", "Sounded like she was panicking the end where she lets out a nervous laugh then an \"oh no\""], "response": "Yeah but then the last \"haha ok nice\" as fire is still visible. Nice", "id": "reddit_928"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Stormzy calls Jacob Rees-Mogg an actual piece of s*** after Tory MP blames Grenfell victims for their deaths", "Jacob Rees mogg is an actual piece of shit.", "In the vein of giving proper kudos to Disgraced Former Defence Secretary Liam Fox and Disgraced Former Internation Development Minister Priti Patel, I think we need to give more recognition to Actual Piece of Shit Jacob Rees Mogg."], "response": "Don't forget Seven-Time Failed MP Candidate Nigel Farage", "id": "reddit_929"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Leaked Harry Potter game in development by Rocksteady", "Fantastic Quests and Where to Grind Them", "I’m gonna Avada Kedavra the shit outta some NPCs", "I reckon you'd have to max out the evil stats to unlock that", "I want a dark side system so badly now. Get expelled from hogwarts then kill the headmaster!", "Damn, slow down there Voldemort!", "Voldemort haha.. We take him out aswell >:)", "He had no vision, here at Avada Corp, we try to kill not just mudbloods, but *all bloods*. *crip walks to nearest train platform*"], "response": "I think you mean, crip walks *through* nearest train platform", "id": "reddit_930"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kris Kobach, who claimed misspelled names indicated voter fraud, misspells own name in Senate race registration", "Invalid race registration. Try again next year.", "It doesn't count, but dont tell him."], "response": "Tell him on TV in front of everybody. The shame is earned.", "id": "reddit_931"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When you wake up at 7am as a European", "\"Unlike spears, nuclear bombs are only good to sit on\". Unfortunately I can't remember who said it anymore.", "I think that was caesar.", "Ave", "True to caesar", "[removed]"], "response": "Forget bombs, you could fit the entire missile silo in there", "id": "reddit_932"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Chuck Taylor uses a live grenade on Ciampa and feels the effect", "I dunno how the audience didn't get the impact"], "response": "The splash damage was thankfully relegated to the ring due to the number of bodies surrounding the explosion.", "id": "reddit_933"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Rosenthal MLB’s sign-stealing controversy broadens: Sources say the Red Sox used video replay room illegally in 2018", "Sorry Dodgers", "Makes me feel less bad about losing to the Nats. Kudos to you guys for being good enough to beat us without cheating."], "response": "Hey hey hey, let’s wait until the investigation is over ", "id": "reddit_934"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reaction of every reasonable player", "That face needs to be his new 6th sense icon.", "[Here](<URL> you go.", "Not that face, damn you. I know you know what I meant. :p", "Oh, right. [Sorry](<URL>", "Listen here you little shit"], "response": "Ok, that's uncalled for, I'm not that little.", "id": "reddit_935"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What its like living through a cyclone", "Good joke. We'll probably be hearing it in Amy Schumer's next stand up routine.", "but this joke was funny"], "response": "Girls are funny now lootedcorpse, get over it. ", "id": "reddit_936"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["NCAA Launches Investigation Into Why It Wasn’t Making Millions Off Recent College Admissions Scandal", "I liked the one that said “thousands of students forced to attend Iowa State after University sets Acceptance rate to 140%", "Sounds like a prison sentence: \"Yeah, man I had to do four years at Ames\"", "I did 4 years in South Bend, single sex dorms, not exactly a picnic in the winter.", "You could only have sex ONCE in each dorm? Did they just burn them to the ground after?!"], "response": "No no no, only one pair/group is allowed to have sex at a time. Lots of n-somes", "id": "reddit_937"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["ESPN stole and altered my Pac-12 Circle of Suck...", "[deleted]", "Between this and the cupcake thing ESPN and I are having some issues in our relationship right now."], "response": "You should be thanking them for even showing it, tbh. ^anyonemakethisjokeyet?", "id": "reddit_938"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The real reason why Valve made CSGO free to play", ">Release The Heavy Update Cries in TF2...", "Oh man I play TF2 daily and I even forgot the “Heavy Update” was supposed to be a thing.", "Only played tf2 a few times, what is the heavy update supposed to be?", "Haven't really played much TF2 but I'd guess a long awaited rework to the Heavy class that was teased or at least begged for and never came.", "Was more wondering what about it needs an update is it too good or too bad or something weird?", "There was a contest between heavy and pyro about who would be subject of the next update. Pyro won, but valve said heavy would get his update too eventually"], "response": "They also said that Half Life 2 Episode 3 would be released by Christmas. A decade ago", "id": "reddit_939"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This advertisement on my YouTube homepage promises kids free V-bucks, a currency in Fortnite, if they visit a website and download two apps. YouTube, why are scams like these still allowed to be advertised and shown to kids?", "Free Robux!! (WORKING 2011)", "FAST Legit Microsoft Points Free (REAL) (WORKING 2009)", "Those fake surveys always wanted a credit card in the end..."], "response": "How else are they supposed to deposit your free money for points? ", "id": "reddit_940"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Like three people will get this", "Wow, I can't believe I'm one of the super-exclusive three people on the internet who gets this!", "Me too, wow! We need to find the 3rd guy", "Helo I am here I have snaks", "Sooo... will you guys explain this joke to rest of us?", "Basically mini DVs like these had little labels that you could write on with a pencil to record descriptions and dates. The mini DV on the table is dead (the magnetic tape inside came out like a hernia), and the coroner is using a pencil to record name, time of death etc. before burial. Or at least I thiiiiink...", "typically radical 90's kids would rewind their cassettes by sticking a pencil in one of the holes. you could use one to fix the tape coming out of the shell ^(call it whoosh or call it poe's law but at least this is here for the non-90s kids) **e** probably should explain the joke when saying you will explain the joke **e2** my top comment is explaining a joke that 95% of people reading it already get. thanks guys"], "response": "Hey, we already saw the three people up above who got this joke, stop trying to explain what you don't understand ", "id": "reddit_941"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["An Open Letter from the Cast of “Guardians of the Galaxy”", "I'm still wondering what Feige is thinking or doing. We haven't heard a peep from him since this all happened.", "As others have pointed out, Feige is typically quiet anyway. He rarely openly communicates about what's going on, whether good or bad.", "Which is something I deeply respect about him. He has shepherded the entire series from the get-go and has represented the long, *long* view of the MCU."], "response": "Disney: *\"You have my respect, Feige. When Phase 3 is done, half of the directors will still have a job.\"*", "id": "reddit_942"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dem to call for trumps impeachment on House floor", "[deleted]", "Can't wait until t_d claims he's a murderer or a pedophile.", "I will never understand how people will still rally after pizzagate despite the fact there is no basement at the location people claim had a basement full of child sex slaves. Like that's 4th-grade level thinking they are just ignoring."], "response": ">there is no basement at the location Obviously the basement is just that well hidden. ", "id": "reddit_943"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What can those who don’t live in Hong Kong do to support the protesters fighting for freedom?", "Hong Konger here, First, I thank you all sincerely for caring for us. So the best things you can do is to spread the words to others in your nation, showing the government and the communist party in China how many people care will undoubtedly give them a lot of pressure. I also want to tell you guys that r/Hongkong exists and it contains a lot of information you guys really need to know. Thank you. Edit: I really appreciate all your comments, please continue asking me about Hong Kong, I’ll gladly try to answer all", "the students at the universitys here keep protesting for you guys. but the chinese gov keeps shutting them down. im in nz btw. the students go out any ways, even though they risk their degrees.", "The Chinese government is shutting down protests in New Zealand?", "Yeah the Chinese government is also hiring protesters to violently confront pro HK supporters here in Australia.", "And in these threads. They're a a pro-china troll farm called \"50 cent\" army or something similar"], "response": "I got downvoted for promoting Democracy in Hong Kong, Yeah sure guys there's no Chinese bots or shills on here. ", "id": "reddit_944"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A heartbreaking moment from this weeks embedded", "For /r/all wondering what this is about, /u/vizualb gives a good write-up [here](<URL> > For the unaware: Daniel Cormier (the heavyweight champ) and Derrick Lewis (the challenger) have both professed their love for Popeye's chicken. Daniel Cormier even [recorded a parody video \"All About That Cake and Chicken\" featuring Popeye's](<URL> > When asked why he wanted to fight Cormier, [Lewis joked that he was upset that he 'disrespected that Popeye's chicken' in the video.](<URL> > Earlier this week, Popeye's announced they're sponsoring Derrick Lewis and giving him free chicken for life. This has widely been seen as a betrayal of Cormier, who is a Louisiana native and has repped Popeye's his whole career. > The gif is an edit of [this moment days before UFC 200,](<URL> where Dana White broke the news to DC that his opponent Jon Jones had tested positive and was pulled from the fight. DC and Jones are longtime rivals and their rematch was supposed to headline one of the biggest cards ever.", "If this gets removed we riot.", "If upyro_Machida goes to war, we all go to war!!"], "response": "Just tell me where. Send me mods location.", "id": "reddit_945"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I learned to stop worrying about Aphelios by just playing Mundo", "By the end I thought I had huffed some paint", "I was always taught to write with the tone you want your audience to feel."], "response": "And you nailed it, because I felt every part of this post. I mihgt just become dt mengo main now", "id": "reddit_946"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump Campaign Coordinator And Family Values Republican Pleads Guilty To Child Sex Trafficking, Faces Life in Prison", ">engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church. What difference does being near a church make?", "Came here to say that. Possibly the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Unfortunately a lot of things are affected by that. The county next to me just recently started allowing alcohol sales, but the location had to be more than 1,000 feet from a church. Dumb as hell."], "response": "I think *churches* should stay at least 1000 feet away from my liquor stores, dammit!", "id": "reddit_947"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit Takes Down Post About Woman-on-Man Sexual Assault", "Damn. What has happened to this site?", "SJWs got too triggered"], "response": "> triggered Stop saying that word. It's too triggering ", "id": "reddit_948"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["USA! USA! USA!", "I was a foreign student in the USA and the worst nightmare for foreign students is to end up in the hospital. One of my friend was walking across the zebra crossing and one dude ran the red light and hit my friend. He was just shocked and traumatized. Only have few bruises and he was instructed to stay on the ground until the ambulance came and bring him to hospital. He was totally find but still had an x-ray and some check ups thay added up to a total of $15,000 bill. Lucky him his bills was covered by the driver’s insurance. Lesson learned! 1 hospital trip = game over!", "Most people just don't pay it", "Thats how people get into debts 😂 but really, the cost is just so shocking. One time I had a slight fever or sick i dont remember and decided to go clinic to get some medicine. At that time i didnt know people in the US mostly just go to pharmacy and get their own fix where in my country we’d just visit clinic and get some medicine (~$10-$25 per visit for private clinic, government operated costs like $0.33 per visit with medicine) So i consult the doctor and was in there for few mins. Checked my pulse etc and i was just sick and no big problems. The doctor then asked me to drink lots of water and remember to take medicine regularly. Paid $275.", "I'm doing online diagnosis now. Hey you! Drink some water! That'll be 300$, thank you very much.", "You gotta need a doctors license first before you attempt to rob me legally 😆"], "response": "Ah shite. Well then I'll just sell you a bit of water and I'll call it homeopathy. That will be 200$.", "id": "reddit_949"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If “OK Boomer” was a digital assistant like “OK Google” what sorts of answers would it give you to certain questions?", "\"Ok Boomer, where's the nearest recycling center.\" \"We have trash cans.\""], "response": "\"Just throw it out the car window. The chain gang'll pick it up.\"", "id": "reddit_950"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Amazon Alexa’s head AI researcher has left for Google", "Do I smell a new messaging App?", "Google Calendar could use a messaging app..."], "response": "Google Calendar could use a chat feature! With bonus stories from your shitty co-workers. Chat and Stories could be a good combo. ", "id": "reddit_951"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit CEO tells user, “we are not the thought police,” then suspends that user", "reddit suspended me for messaging an /r/canada mod and asking why he locked a thread for racism if he's happy modding a sub with a white supremacist and neo nazi. Called it \"harassment.\" For a single PM lol. That's reddit policy, I guess. No PMing mods at all. Or admins, presumably. edit since the thanos joke is pushing all the discussion, including the actual evidence out of view: ><URL> >https://i.imgur.com/GDH0yoq.png >Again, to reiterate: this is the only contact I've ever had with this mod. I sent a single PM. I would've posted it as a reply in the thread if I could've, but he locked it. reddit's policy is clear: no contact with mods whatsoever."], "response": "You think that’s bad? My friend got BANNED from r/thanosdidnothingwrong for nothing!!!!  ", "id": "reddit_952"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oooohhh yeeeeeeaaaaahhh", "Seems like 343 pulled the right lever this time : P", "*microtransactions* WRONG LEVER!", "don’t jinx it, mf", "Most of Microsoft’s recent games have had microtransactions, haven’t they?", "I can dream, Harold!"], "response": "We need to be real here, in this day and age, it's almost certain to contain MX.", "id": "reddit_953"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gawker might have died, but its legacy lives on. The medias hate continues.", "Jesus fuck, that's low even for them.", "Remember when Brianna Wu's dog was dying and GGers searched for local vets to help her? (Of course, she tried to twist that as \"GG doxxed my vet\" but whatever). Remember, though, *we're* the bad guys..."], "response": "> remember when Brianna Wu killed her own dog and blamed GG FTFY", "id": "reddit_954"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Alternative Ending...", "At least we're still flying half a ship", "[deleted]", "As all things should be. r/unexpectedthanos r/thanosdidnothingwrong", "You can’t link r/unexpectedthanos in your own comment! That’s not how the Force works!", "The force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.", "Your knowledge is very impressive. You must be very proud.", "You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.", "But have you heard the tragedy of earth plaegus the wise it's certainly not a story the Jedi will tell you"], "response": "You told me that too. Every day. For almost 20 years.", "id": "reddit_955"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Obama was right, Alito was wrong: Citizens United has corrupted American politics", "Corporate personhood is an affront on representitive govt. Corporations are global entities. Money knows no border. Citizens seeking representation now compete in their own communities with oligarchs from around the world.", "If corporate personhood is a thing, send them to prison."], "response": "Whoa whoa there hombre, you sound like some sort of commie socialist, you can't send the job creators to jail for taking risks.... ", "id": "reddit_956"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Apple, the worlds most profitable firm, has a secretive new structure allowing it to continue avoiding billions in taxes, Paradise Papers show. They sidestepped a 2013 crackdown by actively shopping around for a tax haven, landing $252bn on the Channel Island of Jersey.", "While poverty reaches a new height. Thanks apple. I will never buy any of your products. Come on down votes!"], "response": "Yeah, you're gonna get downvoted so hard dissing Apple on reddit ", "id": "reddit_957"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Boris became PM with 92k votes. Boaty McBoatface got 124k and was overruled for being a bloody stupid idea....", "The lesson here - instead of Boaty McBoatface, they should have gone for something racist or misogynistic. That's what the people want. And if you disagree, you must be some sort of enemy of the people.", "Cunty mcblackface?", "AFAIK David Baddiel hasn't been appointed to the cabinet yet."], "response": "Oh yeah, he's a massive racist. I heard he particularly hates Jewish people, like his parents ", "id": "reddit_958"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Dallas Cowboys eliminated from Super Bowl LIII Contention.", "You’ve been waiting all day to post that one eh?", "OP already typed it, and when that clock hit zero he submitted faster than the Vikings losing in a humiliating fashion on live tv watched by a NATIONAL AUDIENCE", "The rare self burn... Nice.", "Its not rare for Vikings fans.", "38-7", "Damn. You are into self harm. Don't be cutting on yourself listening to your Cure albums."], "response": "Sorry, we only listen to Prince in Minnesota ", "id": "reddit_959"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["FunPlus Phoenix vs. G2 Esports / 2019 World Championship - Final / Post-Match Discussion", "Congratulations to FPX, our new World Champions! ----------------------------------- [Game 1 Discussion](<URL> [Game 2 Discussion](<URL>", "The script was in the worlds song. HOW DID ONLY ONE PERSON PREDICT EVERYTHING?", "and he's from EUW. He knew all along", "So you're telling me the scriptwriter is from EU? We are getting closer..."], "response": "...to rip that guy's hand and use it to win worlds", "id": "reddit_960"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When you go from silver to global in 1 sec", "Relatable until you got the kills"], "response": "Yeah he didn't get one tapped by the dude that missed and entire mag on his teammate", "id": "reddit_961"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I CRACKED THE CODE GUYS, FOR REAL.", "The image is 109 x 109 pixels by the way ;)", "dammit edmund", "You think Pitchfork Emporium has a branch of Tinfoil Hat Emporium? We could probably get a bulk discount."], "response": "Last I've heard they put together a combo deal for special occasions. They just need to approve it and we can get a big box.", "id": "reddit_962"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dear EA, please listen to what we all have to say about this years solo challenges:", "I agree the \"and win the game\" solos are super annoying and I wish they put more packs in journey", "I was like \"67k and an 86 Adams? Hell yeah!\" But honestly it isn't worth it for either of those things. I could make 67k in 2 to 3 hours on the auctions house versus playing the journey for a week.", "The first Journey set has been bad since they started two years ago, but at least after doing 160 games two years ago you got a 90 Winston. I don't know how in the hell they can make it worse and have the gall to say things are better.", "[deleted]", "I second this fuck contracts"], "response": "Yes, in fact, 86 contracts altogether...username checks out.", "id": "reddit_963"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Synced videos of the Eagles fan running into the pillar", "That pole should’ve lowered its shoulder 3 more inches.", "That was a leagle hit."], "response": "But the pole gave him the bird after the tackle, so, penalty.", "id": "reddit_964"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["self Dear Netflix - stop auto-playing every time I want to look at a title.", "Dear Netflix My list Continue watching EVERY OTHER FUCKING CATEGORY Don’t god damn change the order", "Close. It should be: Continue Watching My List Everything else.", "Seriously. I use Netflix because I want to binge watch something. I want to do that by opening up netflix, and it being the first thing for me to see. If I have to *scroll* to get to continue watching, that's just ridiculous."], "response": "Wait, you don't like the MASSIVE autoplaying trailer of some generic new Netflix original that has literally nothing to do with your tastes? ", "id": "reddit_965"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hooray to Jennifer Aniston, whos turning 50 today. May she speak her childfree mind for another 50 years!", "Why do I have to be mothering at all?? I have no problem with a societal obligation to take care of others (as in donate to charity, do volunteer work, something of that nature) but the specific obligation to be mothering? Nah, fuck that.", "I'm mothering my cat very well, m'am. She's in a good state, soft and keeps me warm at night.", "Mine's kinda bitey. I don't know where I went wrong!"], "response": "My kitty farts on me, I know I failed him.", "id": "reddit_966"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I saw the Chandrayaan 2 launch in person", "This gslv launch was special because the cryo stage burnt extra for 18-19 secs upto its depletion. So we gained an extra 6000km apogee saving one orbit raising manoeuvre of the spacecraft. Now spacecraft has more fuel at its disposal to use for its critical mission. K. Sivan looked very happy while announcing this happy accident. \"GSLV upper stage performed more than we expected\". Isro has nailed this cryo upper stage design after 2 decades of research. Hats off.", "We need to use Turbans off instead of hats off considering no Indian ever wears hats lol"], "response": "Except turbans off is a sign of humiliation lol...", "id": "reddit_967"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Washington Capitals have eliminated the Pittsburgh Penguins from playoff contention", "Letang with one of the worst series I have ever seen"], "response": "But he scored a goal this game! ", "id": "reddit_968"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Kim Davis, clerk who refused to sign marriage licenses for gay couples, loses to Democrat", "Good, now she can go back to husband number, what was it, four?", "Surprising how it's the people whose personal lives belong on a telenovela or on Jerry Springer who appoint themselves the eternal guardians of all that's moral and pure, isn't it?"], "response": "Guys, husbands 1 - 3 were a long time ago! She was just a teenager who liked beer. It was a different time. ", "id": "reddit_969"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Whistleblower painstakingly gathered material and almost single-handedly set impeachment in motion", "This person needs to absolutely remain anonymous. If their name ever gets out, their life will be completely destroyed.", "It will be fun to see the Republicans try to argue the validity without being able to attack a person. They'll have to :gasp: use facts!", "No they will use the fact that he is unknown as the argument, an “anonymous” accusation...", "[deleted]"], "response": "You just made me curious about the page and I clicked on it to read some stuff. I blame you for making me mad. ", "id": "reddit_970"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Guy wakes up in the wrong house!", "Couldn't happen in the states. Bloke would've been shot immediately.", "No doubt. Recently this lady cop went back to her apartment late at night and saw a man in her kitchen eating some ice cream. She immediately shot him dead before she realized she was in the wrong apartment unit. Turns out she walked into her neighbors apartment unit and he was eating some late night tub o ice cream. Imagine going to your kitchen for some sweets and someone walks into your home and shoots you dead. Lock your doors."], "response": "In fairness to Ms. Guyger, the neighbor was guilty of eating ice cream while black. ", "id": "reddit_971"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Turkey has audio and video evidence showing that Saudi agents tortured & killed journalist Jamal Khashoggi inside the Saudi Consulate in Turkey", "Saudi-Arabia claims all their cameras inside and outside of the consulate were not working that day. Yeah right!", "Its always \"That day\"", "What day? \"The day it happened.\" What was the date that day? \"I dunno. Whatever the date was on the day it happened.\" - Saudi Officials", ">What day? \"The day it happened.\" \"so you admit it happened.\" \"...\"", "\"Err...the day it didnt happen. It happened on the day it didnt happen\" - Newly Appointed Saudi Official"], "response": "Whatever happened to the old official, the cameras weren't working on that day either.", "id": "reddit_972"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The ignorance and loathing is real", "I've seen women do this more often than men on planes.", "Yes, but women sit like that because it's more comfortable, men just do it to oppress women.", "Some people actually think that :("], "response": "I feel like they're just discovered 'trolling' online but know this shit wouldn't fly in real life non-satire. Oh wait..", "id": "reddit_973"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A big swing and a miss", "Ugh. That final attempt of a squeeze at the end. Edit: [they date] (<URL>", "*\"Do not go quietly into that good night...\"*", "Isn't that supposed to be \"Do not go gentle into that good night\"? Edit: My own comment made want to watch Interstellar so bad now. Time to go cry along with Cooper.", "He was thinking of the president's speech. The one before Will Smith saved us from the aliens."], "response": "God bless Will Smith, forever and ever amen. And Goldblum too, I guess.", "id": "reddit_974"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["ABC uses 2016 footage from a gun range display to represent the fighting in Syria", "[Not just any gun range. The Kentucky machine gun shoot ](<URL>", "Yep! Definitely knob creek. Went with some friends on October 15, 2016 for a bachelor party. Slighty hard to tell from the footage I have as I am on the ground and not elevated like they were but this looks to be the same shoot as the one we went too", "That sounds like a fun bachelor party.", "But I didn't hear anything about cocaine and hookers", "Must have forgot your ear protection.", "Never forget the protection man. 2 out of the 3 anyway.", "You can rawdog it, but make sure to have your eyes and ears on", "I was there!! The night shoot is always so much fun. It was my dads birthday. He was on the .50 cal", "Bachelor party in Syria. Interesting choice."], "response": "If you can survive Syria, you can survive marriage.", "id": "reddit_975"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Growing up, other kids used to make fun of me because I looked like the original Bob the Builder. While working in the field, they gave us these hard hats so I thought I’d take a selfie for the boys back home.", "Growing up? How old are you? How old is bob the builder? I can’t tell if you’re 15 or 55.", "It’s the aspect of the Asian."], "response": "OP is 27, don't you see that? ", "id": "reddit_976"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When a non-chinese team makes a play", "Imagine a non-cn vs non-cn grand finals"], "response": "Would be a good thing honestly, Scalpers will not be able to sell their tickets.", "id": "reddit_977"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tesla Turns Power Back On At Childrens Hospital In Puerto Rico", "Tesla doing more than our President. What a time", "A private company doing more than government.", "After the billionaire elite destroyed the government. What you are hoping for is a return to monarchy. Where unelected wealthy people governm you. What a \"smart\" choice.", "Last time I checked, the billionaire elite practically run the government.", "That doesn't mean that they should."], "response": "What do you know? Have you made a billion dollars? ", "id": "reddit_978"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We got you bro", "The real joke here is a fat woman thinking she's in the position of body shaming someone.", "You sexist misogynistic pig! how dare you call a woman fat"], "response": "If we want to simplify this sentence even further we could say: - \"You straight man! How dare you state obvious facts?\".", "id": "reddit_979"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Renee Young joins the Raw announce team full time", "I like Renee as a backstage interviewer, honestly I don't really dig her as a commentator, she doesn't sound as enthusiastic or energetic. Last week she was kinda dull, and it was annoying as hell hearing her rave about Bella's"], "response": "OMG HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH QUEENS NAME! ", "id": "reddit_980"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Homophobic caucus goer finds out Pete is gay after committing to caucus for him", "Sensible Lady: It's common knowledge. Crazy Lady: I never heard it. **DEMOCRACY IN ACTION**", "*Gentlemen... THIS is Democrrracy Manifest.*", "\"And you, sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?\"", "I see you know your Judo well"], "response": "What am I guilty of? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?", "id": "reddit_981"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["15 years ago today. Don Frye and Takayama had one of the most epic openings to a fight in MMA history.", "McGregor and Mayweather agreed to do this, their next fight would make 1$ billion"], "response": "Mayweather hasnt taken that many punches in all his combined fights :D ", "id": "reddit_982"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Instead of giving presents, Santa now puts things that you lost, or were stolen from you, under the tree. What would you be the most excited to see under the tree?", "My deceased mothers wedding rings, which were stolen by my dads ex-wife (his second wife). Edit: My mother died suddenly when I was 17, leaving my dad with four daughters. He remet and married his high school sweetheart who manipulated and abused him and my sisters for five years. The day we think she took the rings was the day she moved out — and right before she physically assaulted me. I would give anything to have something of my mothers. She didn’t have much to leave behind.", "My mom's engagement ring (and almost everything of value) by my aunt right after she died. Even though my other aunt took her to court to try and get them back for me, she wasn't able to. I'd want that ring back since my dad had it made just for my mom."], "response": "You could always just, you know, kill the evil aunt. ", "id": "reddit_983"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This physically hurt me", "My heart actually hurts after watching this video, this is so painful", "I'm just filled with joy, I feel bad for his teammates, but watching this void lose was sort of worth it.", "Can't say I didn't feel good Void lost, but I can also very much imagine someone like him in my team, so that's kinda sad. Although thankfully nothing like this has happened to me.", "Honestly, as long as it wasn't ranked.. I wouldn't fuzz too much. I'd still know that we would have won and the egg on void's face would have left me too busy laughing at him.", "As somebody who doesn’t play ranked, I really don’t appreciate when people use the “it’s not a ranked game” argument. We still invest time and effort in pubs. Though it’s true that if it was a ranked game..."], "response": "I'm sorry, if there's not a number there to quantify something your experience objectively meant nothing ", "id": "reddit_984"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Renault F1 truck crashed on the highway in Hungary", "RenaultF1Team: We confirm that a Team truck was in an accident on the M1 in Hungary, near Gyor. The driver, who was driving within the respected regulations, is conscious and has not suffered serious injury. He’s been transported to hospital for further checks. No other vehicles were involved. URL", "Good news!"], "response": "Is the Dacia Duster coming out?  Indeed, good news!", "id": "reddit_985"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A $100 Joke", "Real talk though why do so many furries play this game? I've never noticed so many furry avatars in any other game", "Wouldn't call myself a furry, but putting furry porn sprays up in trade servers to make mods mad is 10/10.", "Porn sprays in general are 10/10"], "response": "Tf2 fanbase has gotten better  but I guess that's the cost of ftp.", "id": "reddit_986"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How to get banned from r/Feminism", "[deleted]", "It's a subreddit FOR feminism, though. It's like being upset that you can't post diet advice on r/food, they might be related but that's not really why it's there.", "Nah because they simultaneously state that all men's rights issues must be addressed through the field of feminism So this is the quandary, men must pursue their grievance through feminism but feminism can't by definition accept male problems Of course to feminists this isn't an issue because men don't deserve help"], "response": "They deserve precisely as much help as feminists are willing to give, and no more. And they'd better not complain about it. ", "id": "reddit_987"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["IRL Lamar Jackson walks up to a fan who is trying to take a picture with an AR Lamar Jackson", "Someone sign her asap. 99% of defenders couldnt wrap him up that fast all season long.", "The secret is to become Lamarsexual", "*AFC North teams frantically signing people from the DMV area*", "Just in case: DMV = DC Maryland Virginia DelMarVa = Delaware Maryland Virginia MVA = Motor Vehicle Administration = Department of Motor Vehicles"], "response": "Why are you sharing our secret code? ", "id": "reddit_988"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The NBA Chooses China’s Money Over Hong Kong’s Human Rights", "Daryl Morey: \"Free Hong Kong!\" NBA: \"Shut up and dribble.\"", "This makes any future effort by the nba to make itself seem \"woke\" or \"progressive\" completely irrelevant and not to be taken seriously, because they showed what the bottom line REALLY is.", "Same thing with Nike. They had that Kaepernick campaign and now they’ve taken down Rockets shit in China", "The Kaepernick move was financially motivated since they know a large segment of their base is urban and represents people of color. They realized the benefits would outweigh the costs It was capitalism disguised as progressivism. Likewise, the removal of the Rockets store in China is also financially motivated, albeit to appease the their Chinese market base. Two sides of the same coin. My advice: Don't ever put too much loyalty in a brand. A lot of these companies that seem to be doing things for the betterment of society actually are driven by money and ulterior motives. And when money and morality clash, money usually wins.", "Anyone who thinks Nike didn't do extensive market research before deciding to support Kaepernick in the campaign is lying to themselves. They knew supporting him would make them money, if it didn't, they wouldn't have supported him, bottom line literally and figuratively."], "response": "Yup. Nike and under armour have split the \"woke\" market and \"patriotic\" market between themselves.", "id": "reddit_989"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sexist comedienne gets owned over recent London terror attacks.", "I'm sorry but...who is this Sofia Hagen? You say she's a comedienne but I've never heard of her nor seen her work. Is she another one of those performers whom makes it their life mission to elicit reactions from people? I've got a feeling she might be.", "Danish comedienne. Not famous at all. Just does small gigs on tv or standup. Think her 15 min of fame went to her head", "Or she believes shocking people will keep her relevant."], "response": "Well it worked on you saps you just got her to the front page of Reddit", "id": "reddit_990"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Starcraft twitter throwing shade at EA", "This is rich coming the creators of Hearthstone, where you have to put down hundreds of dollars to have a completive deck."], "response": "Oh you don't have to do that. You just need to have started playing during the beta and kept playing every day since ", "id": "reddit_991"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fuck CNN, having hockey in Las Vegas is a big deal.", ">fuck CNN Really you could have stopped there", "Fox news is biased against liberals. MSNBC is biased against conservatives. CNN is baised against news.", "Like Obama said, \"Jake Tapper left journalism to join CNN.\"", "\"I admire CNN's dedication to covering all angles of a story, in hopes that one of them is accurate\" was also hilarious."], "response": "That is why they just hired Corey lewandowski as their political \" commentator\"", "id": "reddit_992"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Something nice I saw about Justin Wren. Not sure if its been posted before", "Yep. He's a hero. And posts here quite often.", "Hijacking top comment. Great organization: <URL>", "[deleted]"], "response": "Hey, u/thebigpygmy the people are calling! We need your wisdom for in these turbulent times.", "id": "reddit_993"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Something to think about the next time you eat at the salad bar.", "I was at Steak n shake one night and noticed a disabled man sitting at the table next to me sucking the ketchup right from the bottle. It was nasty and made me rethink using them ever again.", "This is the worst thread ever. Can't unlearn.", "I honestly don’t know if I can comfortably eat food again after reading some of these comments.", "Everything in a public place is festered with all sorts of stuff. Just be weary what you touch and if it felt greasy or you know it's a high traffic object, *wash* (or at least sanitize) your hands, not only for your immediate benefit, but for others too, so you don't spread what others have left", "That's why I stopped giving a fuck. We have immune systems for a reason. I like to keep mine on it's toes. If I can't taste the offense, or see it, then I don't really care."], "response": "Now just think about door handles in public places.", "id": "reddit_994"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dog saves woman from getting robbed", "Holy shit it’s McGruff the crime dog Take a bite out of crime", "Hello there Edit: holy shit this blew up. Not a bot just a lurker with a love of cartoon dogs", "Dude how'd you know that was gonna happen? You were ready the whole time! Also who's a good boy.", "He’s been waiting for this moment his whole life. Who’s le good boy? He’s le good boy.", "about 11 months 11 days and 11 minutes. edit: added months", "Their profile says 11 months not minutes doesn't It?", "Little do we know, he's the guy in the yellow hoodie and he set this up for internet points.", "Great job Scooby!", "[deleted]", "Where did you find that clip?"], "response": "And if it weren't for that stupid dog and his friends I would've gotten away with it.", "id": "reddit_995"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Cosplayers, what’s one cosplay you will never do again and why?", "Recruit from Rainbow six siege. Everyone thought I was a terrorist and had to leave."], "response": "The real reason is they thought you were a new player, and vote kicked you. ", "id": "reddit_996"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Me waking up after ww3 breaks be like:", "[removed]", "You have an odd sense of humor if you find Hamas killing kids funny."], "response": "They aren't killing kids, just using kindergards as human shields.. that's fine. Pffft. ", "id": "reddit_997"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Washington’s Tom Wilson suspended twenty games for an Illegal Check to the Head on St. Louis’ Oskar Sundqvist", "**Mirrors/Alternate Angles** [Direct link](<URL> ^^^issues? ^^^contact ^^^/u/pacefalmd", "Well, they definitely threw the book at him this time. Edit: He forfeits $1,260,162.20 in salary. -[source](<URL>", "He might have thrown an elbow at the book as it passed", "It was a hockey play. I swear!", "I mean, the book should have kept its head up!", "Skating with your head down. That's an elbowin'."], "response": "Noone else seemed to appreciate the Simpsons reference, but I did.", "id": "reddit_998"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Curry misses the dunk", "**Replays/alternate angles** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nba) if you have any questions or concerns.*", "One minute, four hundred comments? What the fuck.", "Everybody got in here lmao", "Top 5 Shaqtin a Fool moment of all time.", "TRAGIC BRONSON ALERT I REPEAT TRAGIC BRONSON ALERT"], "response": "I still don't know what a tragic Bronson is", "id": "reddit_999"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lucasfilm congratulates Marvel Studios for claiming the title of Biggest Opening Weekend", "Then Ironman throws the lightsaber over his shoulder"], "response": "It'll be hilarious and everyone will love it!!!! ", "id": "reddit_1000"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congress confirms Reddit admins were trying to hide evidence of email tampering during Clinton trial.", "reddit, pepe, gamergate, the alt-right, chans, twitter trolls... How the fuck did all of this become part of mainstream American politics? It blows my mind. XD", "We grew up and got old enough to vote and took all our shitty internet inside jokes with us."], "response": "Don't say that they are shitty. They are funny! They ARE funny!", "id": "reddit_1001"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["An Elephant Got Caught on Security Camera Picking Up Trash and Putting it in a Garbage Can", "Clever to be using its foot to help lift the can.", "I was thinking that was crazy how they have the awareness to know to do something like that. I'm high.", "Elephants are one of the smartest species on the planet, they have even been shown to recognise themselves in a mirror, which most animals cannot", "The more we learn about any species, the more we realize how smart they are. Toxoplasma gondii will never recognize itself in a mirror, but it can control your mind. I have yet to hear of a single animal that has turned out to be less intelligent than we originally assumed.", "Saying that the gondii parasite controls your mind is a bit of a stretch. That is kind of like saying that eating a bunch of beans is a hostile takeover of your gastrointestinal system."], "response": "I thought my puppy would grow up to be real smart but he doesn't even come when I say his name half the time. :(", "id": "reddit_1002"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["JP Morgans billionaire CEO cant explain how one of his low-paid employees should budget her salary", "Stop spending money on candles.", "Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!"], "response": "That one night, you made everything all right", "id": "reddit_1003"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Rapoport #Ravens QB Lamar Jackson is the MVP for the 2019 season. For the second time ever, there was a unanimous MVP. Unreal.", "Goddamn, being unanimous MVP seems to curse you to a 1 and done loss in the Divisional Round, no matter how amazing your regular season was For reference, the only other unanimous MVP was 2010 Brady, who threw 36 TDs, 4 picks and led the Patriots to a 14-2 record, only to fold to the Jets in the Divisional.", "A sample size of 2 doesn’t seem like a curse"], "response": "Pats fans just need a reason to bring up Brady every post  (kinda)", "id": "reddit_1004"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["ART Positive Elixir Trade ii (OC)", "How I feel when facing laloon", "[deleted]"], "response": "Naw, only if you don't like the letters V and A ", "id": "reddit_1005"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Google announces Android 5.0 Lollipop", "\"New handy controls like **flashlight**, hotspot, **screen rotation** and cast screen controls\". Finally.", "I hope that you can customise which ones appear, not holding my breath but it would be great.", "There were runours of just that, after parts of the code 'leaked'."], "response": "You can't customise it in the L developer preview.", "id": "reddit_1006"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais roasted Apple for its Chinese sweatshops in front of hordes of celebrities as Tim Cook watched from the audience", "That joke stung a person in the room who everyone could point to, but the Epstein joke probably stung a lot of people in the room you couldn’t point to. And the Weinstein joke basically stung the entire room.", "\"I know he's your friend\" 😂", "I don't get why people were booing it. Why mourn the death of a piece of shit.", "Really? You can’t possibly fathom why? Obviously when Ricky said “I know he was your friend” yes he’s joking but he’s also definitely not joking.", "A lot of truth is said in jest", "That's what a jester is supposed to do.", "And if I ever do live to be a legend I'ma die a sudden death Five mics in The Source? Ain't holding my fucking breath…"], "response": "but I'll suffocate for the respect 'Fore I breathe to collect a fuckin' check", "id": "reddit_1007"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump says he feels unwelcome in London due to protests", "\"Protesters outside mounted a “Keep Trump Awake” rally — pots, pans and drums and blowing vuvuzelas from 8pm.\" hahaha", "You know it’s serious when they get the bloody vuvuzelas out.", "Some say that the vuvuzela was originally purposed as a South African military grade bone melter"], "response": "Some say to use a weapon so cursed and reviled as the Vuvuzela is to court falling to the [dark side](<URL> yourself...", "id": "reddit_1008"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How would you feel about a ‘None of the above’ option in elections. If that option wins, the election will be held again with new candidates?", "I'd rather a ranked choice voting system."], "response": "But...then how could they rig a 2 party system? ", "id": "reddit_1009"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Multilinguals, whats your \"they didnt realise I could understand their language\" story?", "Happened to my wife when she worked at McDonald's. She looks a little on the Asian side but is from Guatemala. Group of Spanish speaking people pay at the drive through and try short changing her. Driver says \"esa maldita China no save contar\" (that damn Asian lady can't count). Wife takes the money and very politely says they are short in Spanish. Driver turns red while passengers couldn't stop laughing", "[deleted]", "IKR, learn to speak English, Spanish and French, and you are pretty much set anywhere in the Americas, except Brazil, but even then Spanish/English is about enough.", "A lot of times, if you speak spanish slowly enough, a brazilian will understand you due to how similar the languages are", "Mostly true, but there are enough differences where it can be confusing. I work in a theme park and I know enough Portuguese to get by, but 75% of the Brazilian tourists will ask me if I speak Spanish... Which I don't. Then they'll ask something in Portugese. Edit: I can't spell Portuguese apparently.", ">Protuguese Portutugese Keep trying! You'll get it next time!"], "response": "Um it’s actually spelled Porch of geese get it right ", "id": "reddit_1010"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Our silver Amumu friend goes for the MASSIVE baron steal! (shreks entire enemy team in the process)", "He's a little confused, but he got the spirit! God bless this man, I also love the fact that he left his little golden buddy alive after (mistakenly) hitting him once.", "He's a real one I'll tell u dat", "Oh, you didnt even need to tell me. You can see it in the way he moves. Real G", "real G’s move in silence like lasagna", "If your lasagna ain’t laughing to the bank you’re at the wrong Olive Garden."], "response": "That’s my secret, I’m always at the wrong olive garden", "id": "reddit_1011"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Grass trees already blooming in the wake of the Australian wildfires", "Phew, only a few months until climate change deniers can claim that this whole problem has blown over. Edit: whoops! Should have been more clear that I expect that articles like this will be snipped out of context and used in climate change debates, just like the fires in general have. I can easily see this showing up in my Facebook a year from now as proof that everything is hunky dory.", "Meanwhile long term forests were completely wiped out but they can come back in a few years right other climate deniers...right? EDIT: I shouldn't need to add "], "response": "The bleaching of coral is to wipe the slate clean for fresh newer colors. ", "id": "reddit_1012"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["All References to Climate Change Have Been Deleted From the White House Website", "This is the only mention of the word \"climate\" on the site now. >President trump is committed to eliminating harmful and unnecessary policies such as the Climate Action Plan and the Waters of the U.S. rule. URL", "\"harmful and unecessary\" Bitch you tell me what's harmful when your trump tower is half sunk beneath the sea Climate change is the most harmful thing I could possibly think of at the moment.", "Nuclear war has to be up there too."], "response": "We are going to reduce the likelihood of nuclear war by starting another nuclear arms race. ", "id": "reddit_1013"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["An old Reddit admin speaks his mind.", "Sounds believable. Definitely the bit about Pao not knowing how to use the site. Remember when she posted a link to a PM as a story submission?", "And now we know Pao should have never been made CEO. She can't even use Reddit properly.", "Only now we know? The day she was made CEO everyone was screeming murder", "People knew it was going to be bad, but not this bad."], "response": "It's like she is actively trying to make the user base leave.", "id": "reddit_1014"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mens Fitness asked Bobby what hes going to do if he wins 243. Ive never connected more strongly with a fighter.", "I love everything about this man", "Lol his answer to the same question from Brett Okamato was 'I'm gonna have a mean feed'.", "All I want and all I need, is some good pub feed."], "response": "The Chats and UFC? My worlds are colliding.", "id": "reddit_1015"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Police warn they may use live ammo on protesters in Hong Kong", "“We may use live ammo. We already have, but now we’re telling you that we may use it.”", "“Maybe we’ll use live ammo Maybe we don’t Maybe go fuck yourself” - HK police probably", "holy shit, *The Departed* is based off of the Honk Kong movie *Internal Affairs* so in a way yeah, that is a HK police quote", "Infernal Affairs**"], "response": "One of the best movies I’ve ever watched. Departed is a complete white washed copy and was never as good as the original imo.", "id": "reddit_1016"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Russia handed four-year ban from major sporting events (including 2022 World Cup) by World Anti-Doping Agency", "Russia handed four year ban preventing them from competing in major sporting events, but it doesn't include the Euros.. Scotland canny even shithouse our way to a major tournament man", "Time to make Euros a major sporting event.", "It's not?", "Apparently not. Must be something to do with it only being European nations rather than a worldwide tournament", "Time to make The EU army and conquer the world. then its gonna be worldwide event", "Didn’t that like... happen once already?", "A full quarter of the globe being ruled from some run down building in Westminster would definitely agree", "The tenth building on that street."], "response": "How sad must it be to be ruled from somewhere that’s literally called Downing street. A real downer, eh?", "id": "reddit_1017"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My dog destroyed her toy cactus, and there was another sad cactus inside", "This company not only understands dogs but also gave the value of two toys in one.", "There is probably a bill inside the sad one.", "Maybe a coupon for a new one", "Brb starting new business Nesting doll dog toys with a 25% coupon at the center", "Great concept until your dog eats it. It changes to 10% off when it hits the colon", "Brb gonna hire a lawyer just in case", "A dog lawyer or a shit lawyer? Because I recommend you hire both, or keep one on retrainer.", "Retain shit. Fire the dog. Hit the lawyer. Got it.", "Instructions unclear. Dog stuck in lawyer."], "response": "well, at least its not the other way around, you'd have to get a new lawyer.", "id": "reddit_1018"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We’re back. Here’s your Terminator: Dark Fate trailer that doesn’t give the movie away.", "[Youtube link](<URL>", "Can we expect to see you really throwing yourself into the action of this one?", "Let’s just say that during my shoot, the shares of Advil went through the roof."], "response": "You still look like you can beat the Predator in CQC, sir! What's your weekly workout routine like?", "id": "reddit_1019"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Making last minute changes", "\"This team definitely isn't winning. ... But if i change it now and they win I'll be pissed...\"", "Aka how Dayton ended up in my Elite Eight", "Jeez, I have Wichita in the championship game. Lmao", "I don't have too much to justify it other than I think Archie Miller is a phenomenal coach and they're a veteran team. They're also playing for a teammate they lost so there's an emotional factor. I'm horrified that Wichita will knock them out round one but honestly I think either could have a great chance to take out Kentucky. Really wish I could just select (winner of Dayton/Wichita) to make a run.", "I'm the same way with OK State/Michigan. I think either can make a run to the elite 8 or farther but since I can't be sure either makes it out of round 1 I'm picking either to lose to Louisville"], "response": "I'm about to create a new type of bracket where you get 1 \"flex\" pick.", "id": "reddit_1020"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Florida House declares porn a public health risk shortly after denying assault rifle ban", "\"Rep. Carlos Guillermo Smith (D) questioned state Rep. Ross Spano, the GOP lawmaker who presented the pornography bill, asking if pornography has killed anyone or caused first responders to seek counseling for post-traumatic stress disorder.\" JFC FL", "I'm calling it now, before it's discovered, Ross Spano is going to end up having some kind of sex dungeon or paying for underage hookers or some similar kind of sex scandal in the near future. This kind of thing is always a smokescreen.", "[It happened in the U.K.](<URL>) Patrick Rock who helped draft the UK’s porn filter was arrested and convicted of making and possessing child porn.", "Wowwwww. hypocrisy level is over 9000 there"], "response": "He's obviously just testing it out to make sure it's a dangerous as he thinks it is. ", "id": "reddit_1021"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Post Game Thread Stephen F. Austin defeats #1 Duke 85-83 in OT", "Biggest Kenpom upset ever. #1 vs. #263", "Wonder what the previous record was? ...was it us? D:"], "response": "No, KU at #7 vs. TCU at #265", "id": "reddit_1022"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Vending machine at work made an error and distributed everything all at once.", "Healthy, Wealthy, Wise... \"Let's fill it with chips\""], "response": "But there's SUN Chips! They're healthy, right? ", "id": "reddit_1023"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Where would you like to see next seasons Majors take place?", "It's funny how most of the comments here are responding to the title instead of the picture. So far, there's three comments all making the same joke that this post links to.", "It was my plan all along!"], "response": "You lured innocent shitposters into genuine discussion about dota! I've escaped this time, I'll stay smug even with your efforts.", "id": "reddit_1024"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I formally opposed my company expanding into China on ethical grounds", "I'm a co-owner of a small global services business. We have decided to do two things in the last year: 1) No longer work with fossil fuels companies (one of our larger clients in the past is one of the biggest, and we are no longer going to do work for them). 2) Not take on any clients who are based in China or have significant ties to the Chinese government. We were recently approached by one and we declined. I realize our competitors will step in and take this business, but we don't want to put any effort into helping companies like these."], "response": "This is awesome. Thank you for your stance.", "id": "reddit_1025"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The real question", "because hipsters think its \"hip\" to hate on cod which \"never changes\" yet they have no idea what they are talking about", "I love the argument that cod never changes. The only one which looked like a carbon copy was mw3. Every other one has its own style, pace, and aspects of gameplay"], "response": "MW3 clearly switched from a brown pallete in MW2 to a grey pallette, get your facts straight.  lol ;)", "id": "reddit_1026"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Iguana Scene From Last Night’s Planet Earth II Could Be Greatest Tv Moment Ever", "The snakes coming out of the rocks was like something straight out of a horror movie", "I'd fucking shit myself on the spot if i saw that many snakes together.", "That's what my thought train was...how the fuck would I get away from that swarm?", "This is why I love the Planet Earth series. They make us look at our world in ways we never get to see. I watched this with my father and we were in awe. 10 years put into this series and this is only the first episode. The next few weeks are going to be incredible.", "/r/natureismetal too if you don't mind the frequent violence.", "That sub is intense. Could be anywhere between a spiked caterpillar and a penguin getting its intestines pulled out of its (both real posts there)", "The worst one is the woodpecker who's eating the baby birds' brains while they're still alive... and the mother bird arrives too late to save them Like I didnt even know woodpeckers were cannibals what the fuck"], "response": "It's not cannibalism if it's not your own species.", "id": "reddit_1027"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If you take the first letter of @FNAFAROfficials most recent tweets, youll get a nice little message! THIS NOT A JOKE IM BEING 100% SERIOUS", "update: [THEY FRICKING DID IT TWICE](<URL>", "[deleted]", "Congrats you just rick rolled me"], "response": "Same here, congratulations for my first Rick roll", "id": "reddit_1028"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This would make million$ in 2017", "[deleted]", "Flags will be available if you buy the \"Flags\" dlc. Only $4.99!", "Includes an auto link that changes the filter on your Facebook profile picture to the victim country's flag!", "<URL> Ubisoft profits are gonna go through the roof", "Why were we praying for Ohio?", "Have you ever *been* to Ohio?", "I live in Ohio and I have no idea why people are praying for us. That only happens during the presidential election.", "Then you probably live somewhere nice, I live in Dayton, the heroin overdose city", "Steubenville here, our economy runs off of a steel mill that shut down 20 years ago. Excluding those who already want to leave the area, most of the population is old, lifeless, depressed, and conservative. For the past decade, we've clung onto the hope that everything will bounce back. Schools in and around Steubenville are disgustingly unsupported, outdated, and overpopulated. (Fun fact!: the school district's IT is run by a single cowboy) As with most cities in the rust belt, our once bustling city from the 20s-70s has become a dump with condemned and half-torn buildings just 2 blocks from main street. All in all, we're seeing all signs of progress burned in front of our very eyes. On a brighter note, as this town shrinks we gain back some good ol' small-town values. *sigh* Now in all seriousness, compared to the *real* shitshows out there, its not *that* bad here. Heroin overdoses are much more devastating than my petulant search for pity above. I believe that your's and everyone's environment should be positive, supportive, and stable. And with only my highest hopes do I wish that turns true."], "response": "Not to mention that rape case your town tried to cover up", "id": "reddit_1029"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I tried doing a Hela makeup test (from Thor: Ragnarok) and the before and after is pretty cool! I think I’m getting the hang of her makeup :)", "Now that you've got Hela down, you should do Korg.", "Lmfao that’d take a while hahah", "I bet you'd rock it though."], "response": "I really take these pun offs for granite.", "id": "reddit_1030"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dorm safety is a high priority at this university.", "I mean, that only works 99.99% of the time.", "Really? They should put that on the wrapper!", "[Apparently they do!!?](<URL>", "Who reads their condoms?", "Before the days of smart phones we'd read literally anything on the toilet", "Or he like Joey and have a telephone in his toilet"], "response": "Does it work if it's submerged in toilet water?", "id": "reddit_1031"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#trashtag heroes", "I really don't care if people tag themselves or not. Either way it's amazing and I hope it keeps going.", "Posting might be better than not posting if the posting is encouraging other to also clean", "They clean for the wrong reasons. We can't allow that."], "response": "The beach is getting clean. Who gives a fuck “why”.", "id": "reddit_1032"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Maddox with a perfect response!", "\"I don't like gender being used as a gimmick\" perfectly describes my distaste for a lot of gender and lgbt pandering that goes on in tv shows.", "As a gay man, almost everything I see in mainstream entertainment that features gay men makes me cringe. Sex And The City 2's (the movie) gay wedding made me violently uncomfortable. \"If he gets swans at the wedding, then I get to cheat\" is the best example of corporate Hollywood getting things so, *so* wrong.", "Omar from The Wire is the exception that comes to mind, he's great."], "response": "OMG ARE YOU SAYING GAY PEOPLE ARE VIOLENT CRIMINALS HOW DARE YOU ", "id": "reddit_1033"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["(Major Spoilers) Do NOT travel to the center. Should be worth spoiling tho..", "I think this is the only one of Murray's broken promises that hit home with me. This was Molyneux levels of bullshit, there is no other way around with it. The whole point of the game is... Nothing?", "Yeah but at least Molyneux gave us Populous, Dungeon Keeper, Black & White, Theme Park and Fable..."], "response": "Yeah but HG gave us Dangerous Joe or someshit. ", "id": "reddit_1034"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Looking at pictures online of people trying to take photos of mirrors they want to sell is my new thing...", "Anybody els notice he has the iPad upside down?"], "response": "Na man a mirror flips things the opposite way. ", "id": "reddit_1035"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Avengers Infinity War Official Trailer", "I can tell this movie is unrealistic because all the school bus windows slide down so easily.", "And it's not rattling like it's constantly on a 3rd world road. Not that the Queensboro Bridge is much better...", "There should be that one window that only goes halfway"], "response": "Also because a bus full of New Yorkers see something crazy happening and actually pay attention to it.", "id": "reddit_1036"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["AT&T fined $60 million for throttling ‘unlimited’ data plans.", "Verizon does the same thing... \"unlimited\" high speed until you get to X GB then it's \"unlimited\" snail-speed. Basically any large company is a turd sandwich disguised as a giant douche.", "The \"Unlimited\" just refers to how much Verizon will spend on lawyers to make screwing over their customers legal.", "And lobbyists, they're currently winning as Trump's FCC chairman is a life long Verizon lobbyist and has killed net neutrality.", "Did you know that Ajit Pai's nose was actually reconstructed using a dead mans penis?", "Did you know his name is pronounced a-shit-pie?"], "response": "\"I made-a him just this morning for you, MegaMan.\"", "id": "reddit_1037"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We Dont Know a Planet Like This: CO2 Levels Hit 415 PPM for 1st Time in 3 Million+ Yrs - \"How is this not breaking news on all channels all over the world?\"", "Because a lot of people need to truly feel suffering and despair in order to act. Plus there's a ton of climate denying at play. Sorry for being captain obvious. A lot of people can't even comprehend basic statistics. When you point out that global average temp has been rising, someone will anecdotally point out that such and such a region has been cooler... Umm, Global Average > an isolated region. Knock knock?"], "response": "Its 75(23) and sunny with blue skies TAKE THAT CLIMATE CHANGE ", "id": "reddit_1038"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Official Official Removal Request for ShitRedditSays", "If it gets over 5000 upvotes we will rename reddit spiderman", "if it gets over 9000 upvotes we will rename spiderman to goku"], "response": "it's still spiderman, he's just called goku now", "id": "reddit_1039"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#trashtag victim", "Running out of places to clean is the best first world problem I've ever heard of.", "Whatever works I'm for it. Can we get all that garbage floating in the oceans next?", "I just wanna make sure the garbage we clean up doesn’t end up in the oceans.", "Dont worry, China needs that garbage for concrete filler.", "Which means our recyclable plastic is going on trans-oceanic ships, some of which is falling right into the ocean.", "and those ships are polluting the atmosphere in insane amounts with their dirty fuel.", "We need to pitch in and buy them a bidet. That way they have clean fuel."], "response": "Someone get bill gates in here with that electricity generatimg fuel research from pee", "id": "reddit_1040"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Having a girlfriend is cheating! ", "Wait did this fr happen?", "this is the same fanbase that drove a child to never want to play again just because she beat one of the top smash players using isabelle.", "And then that child was revealed to have joked about lynching black people, what a community", "Wait what?", "I went looking for a source because that's wild. URL And there it is. That's wild."], "response": "Now she actually fits in just fine with the pro gamer crowd ", "id": "reddit_1041"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Don’t Let This Die. Shes A Confirmed Child Sex Trafficker. She Was As Involved As Epstein Himself. She Ruined The Lives Of Children By Profiting Off Of The Sale Of Them To Blackmail High-Level Disgusting Politicians & Aristocrats. Why Is She Not Under Arrest?! Arrest Her Now!", "Crickets in the media. How is she not on a most wanted list for running a global sex trafficking ring?", "She absolutely IS on a most wanted list. Just not the one you're talking about.", "[deleted]", "Ghislaine Maxwell Edit: That was a guess. I just looked at the picture. I was right!"], "response": "Epstein is dead, nothing to see here. Move along. ", "id": "reddit_1042"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bugatti hits 304.77mph in a Chiron", "The [rear] looks so much better than the normal car", "Shotgun exhaust, nice. I always think of the Datsun 270Z when I see one.", "I think you mean 240, 260, or 280z."], "response": "No, he meant 270Z. He knows something we don’t. ", "id": "reddit_1043"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Pope Francis denounces climate change deniers", "I'm curious how my hardcore Catholic father is going to take this one.", "[deleted]", "So far my dad has been a fan of this pope, but he's also been a fan of every pope in his lifetime.", "Just tell him the pope is infallible; if that doesn't do it tell him you spoke to Jesus", "Catholics don't believe the pope is infallible but rather he can in very special circumstances speak infallibly. It is said to have only happened seven times in 2000 years.", "How do they determine when a statement is infallible?"], "response": "When they agree with it. It's a perfect system ", "id": "reddit_1044"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When you walk by the one guy in the lobby not using sprint", "Hologram is *shockingly* effective against real people. You'd be surprised at how many people plink at it, even if you're a top-scoring player.", "Not gonna lie. I think the armor abilities are a lot more balanced than people (including I) gave them credit for.", "Oh, for sure. Only armor lock is less balanced than the others.", "I would argue armor lock isn’t even that bad. Only if it were more obvious that the user had it.", "I think that would help out, but the larger issue is that it's about half a second from standing to invulnerability. There's very little disadvantage to the Armor Lock user from popping it compared to other abilities like Drop Shield.", "Drop shield was a dud. It's probably the least used armor ability. Edit: Probably because outside of Invasion it isn't available xD", "It kicks in campaign though. It carried me through legendary. Infinite health packs lol.", "Yeah, now that I think about it next time I jump on legendary solo I'll use it.", "#***I am a monument to all your sins.***", "The porn subfolder under the downloads section of my computer", "It can heal, though"], "response": "That is true. But, how many use it? Edit: after further review no one because they can't unless it is invasion.", "id": "reddit_1045"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Apple announces the pro stand for 999$. Audience collectively groans while presenter skip it as fast as possible.", "Can someone please tell me what this is? A stand for what use? Is it like the people with the adjustable desks?", ".", "It can rotate the screen from horizontal to vertical as well", "Like any Dell monitor out of the box."], "response": "yeah but dell is making a $999 loss on every single one of those ", "id": "reddit_1046"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This old lady came into work, Im still confused..", "When bingo is code for ballin", "ball is life"], "response": "i cant believe this got top comment lmao", "id": "reddit_1047"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lebron James game winning three! - TNT", "lebron too old for OT.", "He gonna go home and soak in some Epson salts.", "epsom * homie is not going home and soaking in printer ink"], "response": "Soak in some Epson salts, put a little Carly Rae Jepsom on the Beats by Dre", "id": "reddit_1048"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dorm safety is a high priority at this university.", "I mean, that only works 99.99% of the time.", "Really? They should put that on the wrapper!", "[Apparently they do!!?](<URL>", "Who reads their condoms?", "Before the days of smart phones we'd read literally anything on the toilet"], "response": "Or he like Joey and have a telephone in his toilet", "id": "reddit_1049"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Big E on Twitter regarding Lars Sullivan, \"Many are aware. If true, he has to bear the albatross of being a bigot & working in a company that is now filled with minorities.\"", "Between the new days statement on Hogan and this, Big E truly comes across as a very mature, insightful individual. Love the bloke!"], "response": "And he managed to use the term albatross. Living legend.", "id": "reddit_1050"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["An Elephant Got Caught on Security Camera Picking Up Trash and Putting it in a Garbage Can", "Clever to be using its foot to help lift the can.", "I was thinking that was crazy how they have the awareness to know to do something like that. I'm high.", "Elephants are one of the smartest species on the planet, they have even been shown to recognise themselves in a mirror, which most animals cannot", "The more we learn about any species, the more we realize how smart they are. Toxoplasma gondii will never recognize itself in a mirror, but it can control your mind. I have yet to hear of a single animal that has turned out to be less intelligent than we originally assumed.", "Saying that the gondii parasite controls your mind is a bit of a stretch. That is kind of like saying that eating a bunch of beans is a hostile takeover of your gastrointestinal system.", "I thought my puppy would grow up to be real smart but he doesn't even come when I say his name half the time. :("], "response": "My dog was barking to be let in yesterday. The glass door was already open :/", "id": "reddit_1051"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["OFFICIAL: For every retweet of this tweet, the MLS will be donating $1 to childhood and adolescent cancer research.", "Someone get the bots on the job", "Onit", "[deleted]", "Jaime, pull up that video of that sperm whale flopping around.", "Those whales are bad motherfuckers, they'll tear you to shreds."], "response": "Let’s get one in the octagon with the a chimp I’ll put cash down", "id": "reddit_1052"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Government employees that voted for trump, what are your current thoughts about him as president?", "Here's the overall takeaway from this thread: the shutdown changed literally 0 minds on either side of the debate whether they were a government employee or not. Edit: guys I am not implying that this Reddit thread in any way reflects reality. I am just saying this is the information someone would collect by reading this thread.", "I fear this is what the current cancel culture has come to. No one is willing to listen to anyone else. The divide has never been stronger.", "We fought a civil war. It's been worse."], "response": "Yep. I'm hoping the sequel is less violent. ", "id": "reddit_1053"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Humor Sparky, the best card in the game", "Exactly, except for that last part."], "response": "Nah, her stats make up for her 40+ hard counters ", "id": "reddit_1054"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["9/11 WTC Towers Had Power Turned Off For 36 Hours the Weekend Before the Attack - Security Systems disabled, unknown \"workers\" everywhere.", "[deleted]", "They also replaced essential steel with low-temperature jetfuel melt-able steel."], "response": "They also installed C4 all around the building... ", "id": "reddit_1055"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Nico Rosberg on Twitter:", "See Alonso? this is how you take a meme, you don't go full boomer about it but embrace it. Well done Nico.", "Why should Alonso laugh about a joke that wasn't funny and was making fun of his frustration? Rosberg is laughing about a meme he made himself. Alonso is probably tired about all the \"GP2 engine\" jokes, he shouted that out of frustration in the heat of the moment.", "Alonso also has sort of ruined his chances to get affiliated with Honda in any sport again. Since they still don't wanna power his indy drives and other series"], "response": "alonso burning bridges? that doesn't sound right... ", "id": "reddit_1056"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just a normal stretch for Gretzky", "Eveyone once in a while it's nice to be reminded just how dominant Gretzky was.", "I had some Boston chuckle fuck trying to tell me Brady was the more dominant athlete then him the other day.", "That is some peak Boston sports radio shit", "Peak? Daily bruh", "Nah Boston sports radio is all doomsayers and people who think Tom is overrated. Nobody hates Boston sports teams as much as Boston sports radio", "Maybe in the good ol days. Now it is essentially people calling in to complain at Felger and Mazz because they criticized Brady or the Patriots franchise."], "response": "Best sports teams (seriously we're so fucking lucky)...but worst sports fans/radio/everything", "id": "reddit_1057"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I’m a proletariat now reeeeeeeeee", "\"I did more work than the CEO and Owner combined.\"", "I'd like to see a study where a commie takes over a business for a week to see what happens. Oh wait we already had Venezuela.", "I'll be fair to them, though. They don't want to actually run the company, they want more money and \"a say\" in running the company which they describe as \"ownership\". The disagreement between the two sides is muddied by differing uses of the words and their definitions. It's very similar to the example of when someone argues that democracy is the ultimate \"power by the people\", and then AnCaps point out flaws in the definition of \"consent\", \"power\", \"people\", etc.", "They don’t even describe it as ownership. Ownership does not exist in a communist society.", "There are some flavours of socialism that argue for co-op ownership for all employees. That particular concept doesn’t throw out ownership, just ownership that is disproportionate to the “work” put in. How to define “work” is left up to the reader and impossibly nebulous."], "response": "If only there was some sort of unit of accounting that represented how various people value different goods and services that could communicate that information.", "id": "reddit_1058"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trevor Williams keeps his title as the best Twitter personality in the league", "“Me looking towards my dugout when I’m down 0-2 and know the pitcher has a filthy changeup”"], "response": "And then you hear the two hits of the bin atleast you know its coming.", "id": "reddit_1059"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["His wife died in a car crash, he promised her hed win gold", "Didn't he lift way over his PB too? The power of emotion.", "Apparently yes, around 10kg more Source: comment posted just earlier", "So power of emotion adds 10 strength? Nice", "Adrenaline is a hell of a drug", "This just in: all sports events have banned adrenaline", "All athletes are now required to watch an hour of Bob Ross before every game/match.", "How would that help? The way he beat's the devil out of that brush. OHHHHH BABY IM GETTING PUMPED UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. ​"], "response": "The way he just makes those big decisions and plops pine trees in the foreground...gets my heart racin'", "id": "reddit_1060"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["when PC gamers start a game", "When a fps player start a game #EDIT CONTROL SETTINGS #QUALITY: ALL LOW", "Gotta get that competitive edge, eh?", "As someone who still runs CSGO on Linux at 800x600 with all settings tuned right down ([except for a wee bit of anti-aliasing](<URL>))... Yes."], "response": "Pff what a casual using AA, real players would rather get that extra 1 frame every second! ", "id": "reddit_1061"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If every team was named like the Padres", "This will be the last one of these.", ">San Diego Padres This one sounds like it could be a big league team", "I mean...not that big. Their winningest manager probably isn’t even over .500", "I wonder how many teams winningest managers are below 0.500. Connie Mack is below 0.500 with 3731 wins.", "5x World Series wins 3rd most all time, I’ll take it", "Casey Stengel making everyone else look bad. EDIT: And Joe McCarthy. I saw Stengel had 9 championships to his name, but *only* 7 of those are as a manager, tied with Joe.", "Fun fact: I have a scorecard signed by Stengel and Stan Musial", "Can I have it?"], "response": "Intriguing offer but after heavy consideration, I'm gonna have to pass.", "id": "reddit_1062"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Donald Trump Promised To Eliminate The Deficit In 8 Years. So Far, He Has Increased It By 68%", "Didn't he actually promise to eliminate the **debt**? All $20 trillion of it? Another campaign slogan that gullible people fell for.", "Yep. Amazing that a journalist apparently doesn't know the difference. Eliminating the deficit in 8 years is a reasonable, if unlikely, promise. Eliminating the debt is batshit insane."], "response": "Just Mint a 20T coin and you’re done ✅", "id": "reddit_1063"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["stadium disaster just waiting to happen", "Why TF is this person standing under it filming", "Willing to take one for the team. Respect.", "“The boys on /r/watchpeopledie are gonna LOVE this shit!”"], "response": "\"I sure hope the first responders upload this video there.\"", "id": "reddit_1064"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["OP lost son at age of 15. redditor gives him advice.", "That same user later added: \"Are we seriously going to let someone karma whore their theoretical dead gay son?\" Hot damn.", "And deleted the rest of their comment history in its entirety. Lol would love to see his inbox right now", "Probably because butthurt redditors were trying to dox him with his old comments. The archives should still have his comments though.", "[deleted]"], "response": "What do you mean reddit admin suspension? How did you know you got one and what does it mean/what can't you do?", "id": "reddit_1065"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["229 House Republicans just voted to keep trump’s tax returns secret", "Great leadership. Men of the people."], "response": "It's fine. trump said he would never lie to us. ", "id": "reddit_1066"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I can respect that.", "I had a friend who was a rather large guy, and the fedora (or rather a Trilby I guess?) didn't fit his head either but he wore it anyway. Just a little hat on top of a big head. It was not a good look.", "You’re likely thinking of a trilby. Fedoras are what Sinatra wore. Poor guy.", "Yeah, the littler one with the short brim. We tried to tell him it looked ridiculous but he didn't listen.", "Short con operator, racetrack spiv, Trilby wearer here. Close friends say I look quite dapper. Constantly hurt and embarrassed by unjust and misinformed fedora comparisons.", "Your comment doesn’t help your argument."], "response": "Thought I was stretching the bounds of credulity there. Apparently not. Must remember the  so as not to confuse people.", "id": "reddit_1067"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["No filter. A motel in NSW Australia in middle of the day.", "That’s crazy it looks like that scene from blade runner 2049", "All coming full circle. That scene was [inspired by an Australian dust storm in 2009.](<URL>", "It’s crazy that it’s almost like they dialed it _back_ for the movie, because of how insane it looks. Or maybe the real life photographers just had everything over-saturated. Love how absolutely striking it looks.", "No I don't think they over saturated the photos. That's how I remember it.", "I remember waking up that morning in 2009 and being frozen confused looking out the window thinking the world was on fire.. now I know it is a way more darker orange.", "Well, it is the sky color of the apocalypse. Can't blame you for that."], "response": "Or night time in Gotham City from the Animated series", "id": "reddit_1068"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL that when Ichiro learned the Mariners were going to give him #51, the same number worn by Randy Johnson, he sent Johnson a personal message promising not to \"bring shame\" to the uniform. He went on to win MVP that season.", "Has there ever been a player as universally loved as Ichiro? Griffey Jr maybe?", "Mariano Rivera or the Say Hey Kid?", "As amazing as Mo was, I don't think it's possible for any Yankee to be *universally* loved.", "Yogi Berra That's the only one", "Who doesn't like Lou Gehrig? Anyone?"], "response": "He was selfish to name a disease after himself. ", "id": "reddit_1069"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tom Brady’s Super Bowl commercial - “I’m not going anywhere”", "Please please please let that mean he’s staying in New England.", "he said “I’m not going anywhere....”"], "response": "He obviously meant he's not going N E where, he's leaving! ", "id": "reddit_1070"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How I’m gonna be all year with Mahomes", "This is a post I like to see"], "response": "But why didn’t I get my preorder bonus’? ", "id": "reddit_1071"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Postgame Thread UCF Defeats Auburn 34-27", "THE AAC IS 2-0 IN THE PEACH BOWL", "AND 3-0 IN NY6 BOWLS"], "response": "G5 teams can't hang with big time power 5 teams ", "id": "reddit_1072"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["UPDATE. EA announces plans for next gen controller.", "\"Your payments have been inactive, you will be kicked from the game in 30 seconds...\" Edit: this comment gives me a sense of pride and accomplishment.", "\"Wanna turn left? Ooooh, that'll cost ya\"", "But they reduced 3 right turns to half the cost of a left turn. See they are listening!", "NASCAR by EA Right turns are absolutely free! Left turns only cost 99 cents! Have fun at the Daytona 500!", "You can hack the game by just driving backwards."], "response": "Then you can get some sense of accomplishment from figuring out how to drive backwards!", "id": "reddit_1073"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The EU commission building last night. Leaving a light on for Scotland", "I don't know about all European countries but Poland loves you back Scotland! <3", "We love you too Poland!"], "response": "The northerners of Iceland, Norway, Sweden and Finland invites you guys to join our ranks. As for Denmark, we don't talk about them.", "id": "reddit_1074"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["United Nations official visiting Alabama to investigate great poverty and inequality", "Roy Moore will fix it!", "\"Instead of taking her home, Nelson said Moore pulled his car behind the restaurant and began to attack her. \"Mr. Moore reached over and began groping me and putting his hands on my breasts,\" Nelson said. She said she tried to open the car door to leave, but Moore locked it and continued to grab her. \"He began squeezing my neck, attempting to force my head onto his crotch. I continued to struggle,\" Nelson said. \"I thought that he was going to rape me.\" She said she began to cry and beg him to stop and that eventually he did relent before telling her not to speak. \"At some point he gave up, and he then looked at me,\" Nelson said. \"He said, 'You're just a child,' and he said, 'I am the district attorney of Etowah County and if you tell anyone about this, no one will ever believe you.'\" URL", "How do you get the district attorney to prosecute himself for attempted rape?", "You don't. You get an outside independent special council to prosecute the district attorney for attempted rape."], "response": "Or appoint him to the Senate. Same thing right? ", "id": "reddit_1075"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Anybody that questions why you are shoveling six inches of snow in the *middle* of a snowstorm hasnt shoveled twelve inches of snow at the end of a snowstorm.", "How bad is the snow right now, OP?", "Well there was 3\"-5\" (8cm - 13cm) on the ground from previous snowfall. We had approximately 6\" (15cm) on Friday night and another 6\" (15cm) on Saturday evening. Current snow on the ground in my area (Minneapolis south metro) is about 15\" - 18\" (38cm - 46cm).", "> (8cm - 13cm) Thanks. We need more people like you."], "response": "Oh no we don't. This is America we don't need those commie measurements ", "id": "reddit_1076"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Donald trump just called Warriors head coach Steve Kerr a \"little boy\" for not calling out China", "trump's sentiments on this echo some of the most up-voted comments regarding Kerr's lack of comment, but I'd bet they won't receive the same praise, not that I care either way, just find this whole thing very interesting."], "response": "why can't trump call out China himself? is he not the president or something? ", "id": "reddit_1077"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This tall-ass bathroom door in my parents Swiss apartment.", "OP, are you just hanging out in your parents bathroom making gifs about their door?", "I've actually been running back and forth to the bathroom repeatedly; they probably think I'm having terrible stomach problems.", "\"He's been going back and forth to the bathroom with the phone in his hand. I hear him filming in there and giggling\".", "How do you hear someone filming? It's not 1930.", "You're telling me you don't use the video recording app Pleographr that makes the vintage noise?", "I just make the noise with my mouth while using the video on my phone."], "response": "Are you making the noise from the ramen you're eating?", "id": "reddit_1078"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dem truth bombs", "Where’s the elephant that I ride to work ?", "Loaned it for the shooting of Malaamal Weekly 2", "Ok.. what show are we going to watch tonight of slumdog millionaire? 9 pm good for you?", "Sure thing, but I hope the Lagaan rerun gets over by that time", "It's suryavansham, not Lagaan. Athooo"], "response": "I wanted to mention one which invokes a sense of how India is defined as, like the way it's associated with Slumdog Millionaire (unfortunately).", "id": "reddit_1079"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Postgame Thread Arizona State Defeats Oregon 31-28", "The state of Arizona. Where Pac-12 playoff hopes go to die", "**CONFERENCE OF CANNIBALS**", "I mean, duck is good as fuck. I always order it when I go to PF Changs."], "response": "A taco place near me is doing a Turducken taco for thanksgiving week. I’m excited for it", "id": "reddit_1080"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Rap Raiders LB Vontaze Burfict has been suspended for the rest of the season.", "of the 3 volatile players Raiders took a gamble on- who would have guesses Incognito would be the last ham standing?", "I feel like Incognito has actual mental health issues he needs to deal with, maybe if he's getting help he'll be able to turn things around. I was sad to see him downplaying his responsibility in everything in the interview he gave a few days ago though. It's hard to improve if you can't accept blame.", "Yeah I think trying to chop his dads head off his corpse is a pretty good indicator that he has issues", "bro, it was for science tho"], "response": "Richie was just trying to conduct some CTE research, that’s why the NFL framed him ", "id": "reddit_1081"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It didnt work out as some Leavers thought", "i think the point of leaving is that you stop caring about the others...", "Or you voted leave because you watched every single small shop go out of business while the EU practically put down the red carpet for big business to stick the knife and properly finish the humble man. While everyone is having a good laugh at the Brits try to understand that a lot of people felt shafted by the EU. We just want to be able to live and not feel like economic slaves for the rest of our lives. Focus on that."], "response": "Yeah if it wasn't for the EU the British government would stick up for small businesses! ", "id": "reddit_1082"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["MISC Yes Supercell notice good ideas so post them!", "If only they shouldn’t scroll through hundreds of comments saying: “mAkE wAlLs UpGrAdAble WiTh DE” or “gOlD pAsS shOuLd CoSt gEm” this will happen more often", "ngl tho I think the pass should cost 500 gems", "I mean everyone would like that but it's the equivalent of giving out a product for free. 500 gems is not that much. Like almost all products the gold pass exists to make money.", "500 gems costs $4.99 Pass costs $4.99 Seems fair enough to me", "A gold pass is worth 9,300+ gems in case you didn't notice the rewards."], "response": "So then why doesn’t the pass cost like $49.99? ", "id": "reddit_1083"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A heartbreaking moment from this weeks embedded", "For /r/all wondering what this is about, /u/vizualb gives a good write-up [here](<URL> > For the unaware: Daniel Cormier (the heavyweight champ) and Derrick Lewis (the challenger) have both professed their love for Popeye's chicken. Daniel Cormier even [recorded a parody video \"All About That Cake and Chicken\" featuring Popeye's](<URL> > When asked why he wanted to fight Cormier, [Lewis joked that he was upset that he 'disrespected that Popeye's chicken' in the video.](<URL> > Earlier this week, Popeye's announced they're sponsoring Derrick Lewis and giving him free chicken for life. This has widely been seen as a betrayal of Cormier, who is a Louisiana native and has repped Popeye's his whole career. > The gif is an edit of [this moment days before UFC 200,](<URL> where Dana White broke the news to DC that his opponent Jon Jones had tested positive and was pulled from the fight. DC and Jones are longtime rivals and their rematch was supposed to headline one of the biggest cards ever.", "If this gets removed we riot."], "response": "If upyro_Machida goes to war, we all go to war!!", "id": "reddit_1084"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bought a book from Daryaganj for a 70 bucks. Opened it up later to receive this little surprise!!!", "What a pleasant surprise! I am wondering why the original owner sold the book in the first place considering hehe will never be able to have a new book with his autograph. That's a treasure of a life time.", "I am guessing that it either must have gotten mixed up with other books or someone other than the owner would have given away the book without knowing."], "response": "Or , you know, the worst case scenario, he signed it himself..  Though I do want to believe its authentic..", "id": "reddit_1085"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Justin Trudeau closes his umbrella even though its raining to pay respects for the fallen of WW1", "I wish my president knew how to close an umbrella. God, that is a low bar."], "response": "Well, Smart People are saying the umbrella is black, so I guess trump didn't want to take it inside Air Force One. ", "id": "reddit_1086"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Theyll take whatever water they can get: Green Wattle Creek, NSW", "Does Straya have these massive fires every year? How do you guys and gals recover from them?", "We don't. Fires like these are unprecedented. Yesterday we had to call off a game of cricket in the nation's capital because the air quality and visibility from smoke was too poor.", "At least now the govt maybe has a valid reason to get involved though right? ..."], "response": "Yeah, the cricket was meant to be the solution to these damn bushfires! Now what can they possibly do to help?! ", "id": "reddit_1087"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Her mama isnt home and she wouldn’t take the bottle, so he had to improvise.", "Her face is hilarious, she’s onto you man!", "\"Something's wrong\""], "response": "\"But I'm too hungry and tired to figure it out\"", "id": "reddit_1088"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["YouTube channel that uploads piano tutorials has been demonetized for \"repetitious content\"", "I’m confused. If ads are being placed on the videos then why does YouTube care if the videos are similar? Edit: So it seems that YouTube is becoming more and more greedy by demonetizing channels allowing Youtube itself to take a larger slice of the pie. However, to me this seems counter intuitive since the whole point of YouTube is content creators uploading content. If you de-incentivize them then you are basically leaving the door wide open for competition to step in. It would be like if the NFL stopped paying its athletes.", "YT is damn near unwatchable now. A 14 minute video can have 4-5 ads. What the actual fuck!", "It can also have 0 ads if you like edit: no, I don't know how to block ads on your Dreamcast", "Nah, you can't escape them anymore. Youtubers are doing ads within their own content now. This comment was brought to you by audible.com."], "response": "Those pesky creators trying to make a living, when will they learn ", "id": "reddit_1089"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump officials are bending over backwards to say he didnt threaten to commit a war crime after he repeatedly threatened to commit a war crime", ">Kellyanne Conway claimed Trump 'didn't say he's targeting cultural sites' before acknowledging he 'identified those sites and said it may happen' Alternative Logic", "Kellyanne Conway denied Trump did a thing before admitting he did the thing. Yay American politics!", "She pulled a Rudy", "Rudied it. It’s just this thing people say around the office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Rudied it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Rudy Giuliani?", "\"Yooo I was Rudied up the other night!\"", "Someone slipped me a Rudy the other night", "Ugh beat me to the roofie joke by 6 minutes."], "response": "I think it’s called the “Huxtable handshake” now.", "id": "reddit_1090"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Party of “Small” Government", "Mostly true, however trump has rolled back many regulations.", "Regulations that protect people from corporate abuses"], "response": "Yeah who needs the EPA right? I'm sure those big businesses won't do anything that the common folk wouldn't appreciate! ", "id": "reddit_1091"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How would you feel about a ban of “how would you feel” questions on the sub?", "Remember these obnoxious questions that were really just veiled attempts to tell stories for karma? \"Reddit did you ever have a time when X,Y, Z happened? I'll go first\". It was a breath of fresh air when those got banned.", "Or it would be a question aimed at like special ops of the us army and it would have 10k people answer"], "response": "Not special ops, but know the guy who killed bin laden ", "id": "reddit_1092"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Generally calm people of Reddit, what made you lose your absolute shit that time?", "It's always felt like my parents never wanted me. I was a surprise Honeymoon baby born 9 months and a day after their wedding, I was regularly screamed at for anything I did until I just started hiding, I was called \"the practice child\" my whole life, my younger siblings got way more love and attention, etc. In my teens they started taking in \"strays\". If any neighborhood kids didn't want to go home, they could just be at our house all the time. Effectively, my mother would take my friends away from me to be *HER* friends instead. One of which was a kid who picked on me constantly from the time I was 11. I guess they had that in common. That guy was kicked out of his Dad's house AND his mom's house when he was 20, so my parents took him in permanently. That killed me. But I always wanted their approval, so I was always calm and agreeable, always desperately trying to figure out how to get them to love me, so I went along with it. Years later, I'm married and have a son. This guy still lives with my parents. They continue to coddle and make excuses for him while criticising me for whatever they feel like. One day, we're all at my parents house and my son is being a goofy 2-year-old, which annoys the man-child living there. So he gets furious, picks my son up by his ankle and spanks him. My parents claimed not to have seen it. We went home. I couldn't sleep that night because I was so upset. The next morning, I made sure the guy and my mom would be at home (and why wouldn't he be there) and I went to confront them with my wife. I dumped ***everything*** I had been putting up with on them for about an hour, including asking how my mom could allow this jerk to hit my son. She maintained that it didn't happen, so I went through the roof. I ended up crying because of all the pent-up emotion, so my fantastic wife took over. She said we wouldn't be coming back if the guy still lived there, so he yelled that he would move out and he stormed off after saying he didn't have to listen to this. My parents convinced him ***not*** to move out shortly after we left. My mother expressed how disappointed she was that I didn't come \"to have a conversation\", and only came to \"dump\" on them. ***THAT*** was her big takeaway from everything I said. That I wasn't being \"fair\" to them. We went to counseling with them later. For months. It validated everything I had felt, but they never stopped lying and being defensive. One counselor said we should be on Dr. Phil. The other counselor said my mom is \"incapable of empathy\". Both counselors called my parents delusional. But of course my parents didn't take any of that seriously. At one point my dad asked me \"Who does he think he is to judge us like that?\", as if he forgot that THAT'S THEIR JOB. Haven't spoken with them in almost a year, and life is so much better."], "response": "Hope you never speak to them again, they dont deserve you OP", "id": "reddit_1093"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The fact that the death of a scientist is headline news worldwide is in some ways the most fitting tribute Stephen Hawking could possibly have.", "The man must have known he was as iconic as Newton or Einstein, didnt he hold Newton's Chair?"], "response": "Why didn't he sit in it instead of just holding it? ", "id": "reddit_1094"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This Sprite can I found in the ceiling of an old mall.", "why are you looking in the ceilings of old malls?", "Electrician, HVAC or some other construction maintenance."], "response": "No, he's obviously up to no good or squatting up there because look how filthy his hands are. ", "id": "reddit_1095"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["EA removed the refund button on their webpage, and now you have to call them and wait to get a refund.", "Is that legal?", "I'm guessing EA just has to offer refunds in one way or another for it to be legal, regardless of how difficult it is to get one.", "In EU you have to allow access to get a refund in the same medium I bought the item, If I bought it via web I must have a way get a refund via web"], "response": "you do, you access the phone number you use to call them via the web. ", "id": "reddit_1096"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why isnt this industry standard in PC cases‽‽‽", "My aftermarket CPU cooler would not make it outa that thing in one piece", "If you were using this case, I don't think most after market coolers would even fit in it. But it's an non-issue. The case was made back when huge internals weren't really much of a thing. Today, the section that slides out would likely be nearly the entire back side.", "Instead of making the entire back side slide out, why not just make the sides slide off?"], "response": "Why not just build the computer at the factory and not hassle the users?! ", "id": "reddit_1097"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Megathread: Manafort, Gates told to surrender to federal authorities", "[Sean Hannity - August 19th, 2016](<URL> >.@newtgingrich: \"Nobody should underestimate how much Paul Manafort did to really help get this [Trump] campaign to where it is right now.\"", "That has not aged well.", "Nah, dude. It’s aged perfectly. If it aged any better it’d be Winona Ryder.", "She gets progressively hotter.", "she does, i've had a crush on her since i can remember,e ven when she was all drunky stealy"], "response": "I've had a crush on Winona Ryder since I was 10 and saw her in Bramstoker's Dracula. So much nostalgia with that film.", "id": "reddit_1098"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["OP lost son at age of 15. redditor gives him advice.", "That same user later added: \"Are we seriously going to let someone karma whore their theoretical dead gay son?\" Hot damn.", "Homeboy didn't just double down. Fucker went and trumped."], "response": "Did you just say trump? You gotta be a Hillary shill. ", "id": "reddit_1099"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["All 5 kills from Guardian 1v5", "So rare to see a 1v5 but when it happens its always amazing to watch", "A 1v5 happens like once or twice a year. Truly a great moment every time."], "response": "1v5 wins happen all the time bro, just this time fnatic couldn't win the 1v5 vs guadian. almost always the 5 win tho! ", "id": "reddit_1100"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["France may have won the world cup, but Croatia won our hearts. Congratulations to the silver!", "Game was killed in the first half. 2-1 down after dominating the whole half due to two plays like that, it's game over.", "France won on a dive and a VAR call not a good win for them. Then they had to widen their play and Vida can only be in so many places at a time.", "France won by scoring more goals than Croatia"], "response": "How dare you, France had no skill what so ever, they barely made it, Croatia is the only team that should have won that ", "id": "reddit_1101"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["For anybody wondering, this is why windows automatically updates and installs freeware and bloatware.", "I once had a lady tell me her WiFi kept coming on and off. After some back and forth, I found out that 'WiFi' meant 'power source'. The laptop battery died and when she unplugged the cord from the laptop it would turn off. When I tried to explain the battery was dead, her WiFi was working properly, and to replace the battery, she became combative. Because WiFi powered the computer, not a battery.", "Okay my mother is about the same. She will genuinely get pissed when I try to explain that me using an ethernet cable and her using the wireless network is the same thing, because I'm \"on the cable\". How do you convince someone that they're completely wrong even if they refuse every explanation you give?", "Find a big book on network fundamentals and tell them to either learn the OSI model for themselves or simply just believe you.", "I've literally drawn her a diagram of \"The internet\" going into the router, then one line going to my computer, and a little wifi signal towards her phone all while explaining it. She still refuses to believe me that we're on the same network.", "You need Dr. Oz to explain it on tv"], "response": "This is how we lose encryption for good.", "id": "reddit_1102"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["25 million tonnes of US soybeans will go unsold this year as a direct consequence of the trade war with China", "So the going rate for soybeans was $8.85 per bushel in December '18. That puts the price per ton at $295. 25 million tonnes at $295 a ton is ballpark $7.38 billion in lost revenue. Add to that the lost revenue long-term from Chinese contracts that will never return due to this feud. It's remarkable people still line up behind the President when he has pretty much wrecked their livelihood for the foreseeable future."], "response": "But the libs got owned so it was worth it, Epic style. ", "id": "reddit_1103"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently", "This is obvious trolling, come on guys."], "response": "It’s not even trolling, it’s just very obvious joking/banter Flew over the head of whoever took this screenshot and the people on this thread", "id": "reddit_1104"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oh silly me. I thought she had raped him. With him being 11 and all.", "Jesus Christ. Just reverse the genders and the dude wouldn't even be getting out of jail alive.", "I'm not even sure if he'd be getting TO jail alive", "[deleted]", "He didn't go to prison. He got a seven year suspended sentence with 5 years probation. Basically he was on probation unless he broke the law, then it would be off to prison. That was the controversy at the time. He murdered a man and served no time because the judge and others believed he was at least somewhat justified.", "Good shit"], "response": "Is it though? The laws are there for a reason, do you believe the karate teacher deserved the death penalty for what he did?", "id": "reddit_1105"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The harsh reality of no net neutrality.", "Learn a bit about [our history and what PCMR is about](<URL> PCMR isn't just a subreddit, but instead a very large community that is ALSO on reddit. [Check them out](<URL> Don't forget to read our [rules](<URL> check our [\"Why PC?\" guide](/r/pcmasterrace/wiki/guide), and look at our [custom builds](<URL> [Please check the folding@home initiative! A joint effort where you can use your PC to fight against cancer and other diseases!](<URL> ---- This automated message appears on 2-4 posts a day, 0.4% overall, only when a post reaches the top 100 of r/all.", "Imagine if Daily Mail and Buzzfeed were the only news sites that were allowed in your package.", "*shudders*", "I recently discovered [The Daily Mail Song](<URL>", "Holy shit, they look nearly identical. Are they twins or something?", "Looks like a composite. I just thought it was the same guy.", "Yeah, he’s standing next to himself. Makes sense…", "Because you know, It's not possible to edit 2 different videos together to make it look like there's 2 of 1 person", "But it’s so seamless. How do you even “edit 2 different videos together”? Nah. I think it’s just his twin."], "response": "Record the left half, don't move the camera, record the right half.", "id": "reddit_1106"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Brexit will soon have cost the UK more than all of its payments to the EU over the last 47 years put together", "2019: People with any kind of common sense: “this Brexit thing is a terrible idea and here are loads of reasons why” Tories: “get Brexit done” Media: “Corbyn hates Jews” Electorate: “I think Brexit is a good idea”", "Tories: \"we are off on holidays\" Media: \"Harry is leaving, Meghan bad\" London: \"We need a Republic\" Rest of the Country: \"We dont like dual heritage foreigners\"", "Harry is being led astray by his mixed race foreign wife! I want to see Obama’s real birth certificate! It’s *political correctness gone mad!*", "Gone MAD I say! I can't even chant racist slurs at a football match anymore!", "And a *divorcee* to boot!"], "response": "Typical media, throw in another big story to divert our attention away from the original one", "id": "reddit_1107"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dogs cannot get ‘autism’, British Veterinary Association warns after ‘anti-vaxx’ movement spread to pets", "\"My dog only understands like 10 words, he must be autistic.\""], "response": "It's definitely from the vaccinations and then the fleas will spread the vaccinations to other dogs! No one is safe! ", "id": "reddit_1108"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Joe Fann Kittle said he talked to Aaron Donald while his 10-yard TD was being reviewed last week. Donald: \"Man, you didnt get in?\" Kittle: \"I had to get in because my fantasy coaches need me to get more points.\"", "Kittle knows what’s important in life", "I fucking love George Kittle. There I said it.", "Best 14th round pick I've ever made. Really sad I dropped him in one league. Granted it was for Conner before week 1, but I've been itching for more TE points since", "kittle and mahomes were my last 2 picks in one of my leagues ​", "Got both after week 2 on waivers lol. Done a great job playing Kittle in the right weeks as a flex."], "response": "How did no one pick up Mahomes after week 1? There should’ve been a fight for him.", "id": "reddit_1109"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My husband entered his first art competition and won second place in peoples choice, Im so very proud!", "What won first, cause this is good.", "A 4 panel painting of The Beatles... it was amazing. Thank you!"], "response": ">A 4 panel painting of The Beatles... How original ", "id": "reddit_1110"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Judge who jailed fracking protesters with excessive sentence has family links to oil and gas firm", "Huh. One could *theorize* that maybe people in positions of power *conspire* to help each other out and maintain that power. Nah.", "And use partisan propaganda to keep the powerless angry and hateful towards each other and/or the most vulnerable, so they focus on and fight each other rather than together focus on the corruption of the powerful."], "response": "Fox News doesn’t tell me that so ur obviously overthinking things lol ", "id": "reddit_1111"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#liberatehongkong", "I just deleted Diablo from my cell phone! Edit: Just to be clear, the game has not been released, this was an attempt at humour.", "Ah, another man of culture with a phone", "Don't you guys have phones? Well yes, but actually no"], "response": "Normally i diss Blizzard from my pc but i used my phone back when the Diablo Immortal fiasco happened.", "id": "reddit_1112"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The fact that decimal scoring for kickers isnt an option is silly. If you can get 4.8 points for a 48 yard catch you should be able to get 4.8 points for a 48 yard FG.", "You also don’t get 6 points for a 60 yard field goal which is strange"], "response": "Once you get past 50 yards there's no more skill, it's just closing your eyes and swinging ", "id": "reddit_1113"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gordon Hayward Breaks His Leg *GRAPHIC*", ">Hayward has broken his leg >Hayward has broken his leg >Hayward has broken his leg Damn you could hear the shock in Kevin Harlans voice.", "It was interesting hearing Harlan talk about the difference in football injuries and basketball injuries with the distance to the crowd/announcers and its so true. Hayward was no more than 10 feet from a bunch of fans.", "You could hear the bone break on the basket mic.", "and the guy in the background saying \"OH SHIT\"", "I honestly thought that was Hayward saying that", "I think it is. If you watch the video, you can see him begin to mouth it before they cut away."], "response": "I'll never forget the sound of Kevin Ware's leg snapping.", "id": "reddit_1114"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Australian school runs out of water as commercial trucks take local water to bottling plants for companies including Coca-Cola. “Now the government is buying water back from Coca-Cola to bring here, which is where it came from in the first place.” The future of privatized water is happening today.", "Yeah I can't wait for this to become the norm for bigger towns, cities or even country's to have to fight these big corporations for their own natural resources 🙄 what a world we live in now...", "Don't countries have the power to nationalize anything they want basically. It would forever hurt their relationship with the brand but it's doable. Unless corporations start amassing an army I guess and try to fight the decision."], "response": "Excuse me commie, how dare you suggest stealing things back from a corporation that bought it ", "id": "reddit_1115"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mariners Jeff Sullivan burns the Mariners official twitter account.", "“Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.”", "wow this is what i’ve needed", "i always thought it was...literally the easiest major sport to understand. what am i missing?", "Probably all of [Fangraphs](<URL> and [Baseball Reference](<URL> if you're being serious. As a side note, I've always thought basketball was the easiest to understand."], "response": "Soccer is pretty damn simple imo. And depending on how wide your umbrella is, I don't think there's anything simpler than racing", "id": "reddit_1116"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Megathread: Appeals Court Agrees President trump Tax Returns Can Be Turned Over", "To any trump supporters, please tell me this What is a non suspicious reason why trump would so desperately not want to turn over his tax returns as all presidents in the modern era have done?"], "response": "He will release them after the audit ", "id": "reddit_1117"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders introduces bill to impose jail time for execs behind opioid crisis", "[I wonder how many of the 19 senators who have been given over $50,000 from pharmaceutical companies will vote in support of this](<URL>", "I should make a bot for this, but OpenSecrets numbers are the aggregated amounts that employees donated, not the company itself."], "response": "It's also important to note that it's actually illegal for companies to donate money directly to a candidate.", "id": "reddit_1118"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hawaii wants to create a law that will ban games with loot boxes to people under 21 years old. What do you think about that?", "My province doesn't allow the sale of M rated games to those under 18 years of age. I expect this will work just as well", "... So it's not gonna work at all?", "It'll work very little, and it won't prevent access from the people who most need access prevented, IMO", "If more states put this in it might make high end developers reconsider putting this shit in their mainstream games, even though it would have little real implications for the kids buying them. Kind of how the movie industry takes PG-13 labels seriously even tho most kids that age would have no trouble sneaking into higher rated films.", "Just like most laws banning or restricting things.", "... Especially when enacted but not enforced", "I dunno, if they phrase it right, they might take out F2P games with exploitative elements that are available on mobile. That would be nifty.", "That would be fantastic! I don't think it'll fix all the issues but it sure as hell is a step in the right direction."], "response": "Apple is already pretty uptight about 21+ content, so that would be pretty hard for those apps to thrive on the platform.", "id": "reddit_1119"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Donald Trump Played Central Role in Hush Payoffs to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal", "Remember when American evangelicals wouldn't have supported a President who committed adultery with a porn star?", "I'm 20 years old. No, I don't."], "response": "Rest assured, from an old dude...this used to be the case.", "id": "reddit_1120"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Alt-Right politician that blamed Muslims for the Christchurch attack gets egged by teenage boy while speaking to media", "This is how you deal with being egged. <URL>", "Wow, just takes off the jacket. Total power move.", "\"This guy owes me bacon now\" is the *real* power move", "to be fair, there's just no two ways about it.", "\"You can't just have eggs without bacon\" No UMMMS or UHHHHS...just eloquent, brief wit. What the fuck is going on that I want the Terminator to lead me so badly right now?", "The things I would give to hear \"*I'll be back.*\""], "response": "Because Arnold is a professional actor. These dimwitted politicians now have to ask a team of attorneys to use the bathroom.", "id": "reddit_1121"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["$300M Puerto Rico recovery contract awarded to tiny utility company linked to major trump donor", "*This is what corruption looks like.*", "That’s not even convenient but just straight up a bad thing. You’re gonna have 278 guys who have probably never worked together trying to accomplish a monumental task. Couple that with the guy in charge probably never being in charge of that many individuals or in charge of such a huge and challenging task. I wouldn’t complain if Halliburton had needed to call up the reserves and get 280 subcontractors to fix it because they’ve dealt with things if this scale but two dudes from Montana...come on son.", "All they have to do is do a shitty job for as cheap as possible, stiff a bunch of contractors, and pocket the rest. They don't have to worry about their own reputation the way a bigger firm would.", "It actually benefits the GOP agenda for this whole charade to fail. After the $300 million is gone and little has actually been repaired, trump and his bootlickers can say \"See, this is why the government shouldn't be in charge of utilities! All that money wasted! No more money for disaster relief! Privatize all the things!!!1!!\".", "Don't forget to thank Obama (for this mess caused by Obama)! "], "response": "I heard Obama was golfing during hurricanes Irma and Harvey (as always) ", "id": "reddit_1122"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["FCC Releases Net Neutrality Killing Order, Hopes Youre Too Busy Cooking Turkey To Read It", "You know, for a government that’s supposed to serve the people, this kind of shit is sinister as fuck.", "They only serve corporate people."], "response": "No shirt, no shoes, no offshore tax shelter, no service.", "id": "reddit_1123"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What is something you spend a ton of money on that the vast majority of people never would?", "Fencing and fencing accessories. Not the barbed wire type, but the stabbing people with long pointy metal sticks kind."], "response": "Look at Mr. Fancypants over here with his Leon Paul gear. I usually just fence with a rusty rebar and a quadruple-layered tee shirt. ", "id": "reddit_1124"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congress To Make Members Pay Out Of Pocket For Sexual Harassment Settlements", "I wish we had a tally of all the money they spent, using our tax dollars, for their settlements.", "That's a number that would be hard to get your hands on.", "Maybe if you ask permission the number will let you.", "We should just do what sexually rapacious members of congress do, and just grab them without consent.", "Quick! Grab those 9’s and I’ll get the 3’s! We’re going to blow this popsicle stand... ...after I have a long talk with the stand about our expectations in this newly budding relationship."], "response": "But... But some of those numbers are negative!", "id": "reddit_1125"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Özil scores vs Ludogorez 2-3", "Bergkamp?", "Theory is he is playing more of a Bergkamp role this season.", "I loved that smooth motherfucker.", "DIDN'T YOU ALL.. tbf he was pretty decent though", "[deleted]"], "response": "Jesus he scores 1 cute goal and you lot deify him... ", "id": "reddit_1126"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Perfect Brexit Metaphor", "You wanted the fish. You will get the damn fish one way or another.", "I wanted chicken and so did my whole country :(", "I feel so sorry for you guys. You're truly between a rock and a hard place. To make matters worse, even if you gained independence, ~~there's a good chance that Spain wouldn't let you join the union.~~", "> there's a good chance that Spain wouldn't let you join the union. Spain has already gone on record saying that it would not block parts of the UK from joining the EU due to the fact that Scotland is *nothing* like Spain's situation. The autonomous region in Spain is absolutely a part of Spain, whereas Scotland is a country in its own right and has simply chosen to be a part of a multi-country alliance of sorts to form the United Kingdom. Scotland has **much** more autonomy than any autonomous region in Spain.", "URL Oh, look at that. It appears you're correct. Thank you for correcting me."], "response": "Trust the Finnish person to be polite, rational and empathetic. Bloody lovely Finns being all lovely ", "id": "reddit_1127"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congress gets a lot done actually", "And Trump will sign it, just like he signed off on raising the CIA and NSA budgets. But let’s keep pretending that’s he’s draining the swamp and fighting the deep state. Sure got those permanent tax cuts for the rich though."], "response": "If still support Trump and call yourself a conspiracy theorist you may be a moron.", "id": "reddit_1128"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Haynes Free agent forward Kawhi Leonard will sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.", "The Paul George news is infinitely more shocking. That news came so far out of left field it might have entered from the stratosphere.", "Crazy no one knew PG requested a trade", "PG probably didn't even know! That's how shocked I was when I saw this.", "nah Woj tweeted that he requested the trade", "Kawhi asked him to.", "Kawhi was kawhietly playing game of zones.", "Low-key, GoZ is gonna be awesome next year."], "response": "Low-key? Right now they have enough for three episodes, just from where they left off mid-playoffs!", "id": "reddit_1129"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sometimes staying out of touch with pop culture has its benefits.", "He's like a less talented Paris Hilton.", "I didn't know that was possible.", "Have you not seen that video? Girls got skills.", "Eh, if I remember correctly, and it has been a while, she just kind of laid there.", "[deleted]", "She worked the balls! Atta girl!", "I dunno man. That looked more like a hand job with a little tongue, and that finish was unsatisfactory.", "It pretty much was. But ball play is so underrated, she had a good ball handling technique going.", "I do heartily agree. Let us rejoice in our common adoration of a good ball handling, as we are brothers not, but hold kinship none the less!"], "response": "I imagine at some point having your nudes or sex tape leak will be on the same level as a nip slip. Just an inconvenience", "id": "reddit_1130"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Couple Who Pledged To Divorce If Marriage Equality Was Legalised Have Chickened Out", "Marriages destroyed by marriage equality count still sitting firm at 0.", "I'm sure Barnaby wishes he could blame SSM passing for the reason why he is sleeping rough.", "> sleeping rough. $10 says staying in a 4-star hotel at taxpayer's expense.", "That is probably 'rough' to his standards.", "Yeah! The people should be paying *more* taxes so he can at least afford room service!", "Well, at least it isn't Pyne. His in room pay-per-view bill would be very expensive.", "So. Much. Gay porn.", "Isn’t that why he just signed that tax break?", "Exactly, he's still the bloody Deputy Prime Minster even after the citizenship fiasco. His family life has taken a turn for the worse, but if he gets over that then he'll be just fine (at least until Labor takes over, but even then he'll probably stick around somehow)"], "response": "He can be the next ambassador to New Zealand.", "id": "reddit_1131"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump says he doesnt care about predicted US national debt explosion because ‘I wont be here’", "The hypocrisy is not limited to trump. It's extended to the entire Republican Party when they passed a tax law that took money from everyone in the middle and lower classes to stuff their pocket and their rich sponsors. And, btw, their attitude about climate change is about the same. trump simply crystalizes the game that Republicans have been playing. They find every opportunity to enrich themselves without any regard for the future of the country or the world. They think that their wealth will always keep them and their progeny on top of whatever disasters may strike us and our children."], "response": "Did you miss all the Reddit posts bragging about how much they're taking home and how taxes are now fixed forever? ", "id": "reddit_1132"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This Toothpaste describes what each of its ingredient is and its purpose", "Dentist here: Use toothpaste with Fluoride. It helps remineralize shallow carious lesions (very small cavities that haven’t broken through your enamel into the dentin) There is nothing poisonous about the amounts of fluoride in toothpaste. Don’t be like Alex Jones and reject fluoride in your toothpaste Edit: seems that this is [this toothpaste](<URL>), which does indicate it has fluoride, so good! I like that they list out the ingredients, though it doesn’t state the fluoride concentration..."], "response": "But the government is using fluoride to control our brains. ", "id": "reddit_1133"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Chris Brown arrested after a show in Florida on a felony battery warrant. Can we please end this piece of trashs career already?", "I had a Groupon notification that his tickets were like 40-60% off for a show in Albuquerque. I think he's on his way out. Hopefully this helps a little more."], "response": "Hahahahaha hey yo, who the big man on groupon? Nono, that's a death knell.", "id": "reddit_1134"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Rocket league bought by Epic Games, will no longer be available on Steam", "Hey guys hear me out on this, I've got a hunch that this whole Epic Game Store vs Steam thing might not be good for PC gaming overall. Whaddayouguys think?"], "response": "nah, this is fine. its just some healthy competitiveness. ", "id": "reddit_1135"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["ESPN stole and altered my Pac-12 Circle of Suck...", "Yours used the the crying Jordan Beaver I made. A shoutout would have been nice, at least. Isn't it ironic... don't you think?", "I DIDN'T KNOW! I honestly searched \"Crying Jordan Beaver\" on Google images and it came up. BRB mentioning you in this post. At least the work I stole was unintentional"], "response": "Yeah, right. Tell it to the police.  The funny thing is that I originally made it for r/collegebaseball, but it gets used more here.", "id": "reddit_1136"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who pile on generic YouTube comments like “Who’s watching in 2019”, why do you do this?", "To get likes, just like how people make generic reddit comments to get upvotes", "Youtube likes don't even accumulate into a total like count, unlike reddit karma", "True but I can see someone totally enjoying their little moments of YouTube comment fame", "Plus they get a notification \"X liked your comment\" - YEY, MOMMY, LOOK , BILLY LIKED MY COMMENT.", "Oh they do? I only get it like every 3 months and then I notice I have 60 likes on some comment.", "I get one when my comments gets liked by first person, it's weird. Maybe youtube algorithms decides."], "response": "I think there's an option to disable that. I only get notifications when the creator \"hearts\" my comment", "id": "reddit_1137"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Poor scene choice... they all died.", "Leia being an absolute badass in Echo Base would have been a better scene imo.", "They used this because it’s her most inconic outfit."], "response": "And she only wore it that one time Edit: ", "id": "reddit_1138"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Fox and friends anchors wide-eyed as fellow anchor talks about how races should not be interbreeding", "Other species? Holy shit, I knew fox & friends was utter garbage but I didn't know it was actually Nazi propaganda. Fucking hell. This country is truly fucked.", "[removed]", "I think it's more that a news anchor, someone who talks to thousands, if not millions of people, is pushing in this belief about how people of different ethnic backgrounds shouldn't be together. I mean, referring to these groups as different species is a pretty good indicator that he may just be a little racist.", "I don't think it makes it any better that the other two \"disagreed\". The more extreme viewers can identify with him, while the less extreme ones will keep listening because they can identify with the other two anchors, all the while slowly becoming desensitized to this kind of prejudice. Especially if this is the only place you get your news.", "literally. When they came back from the next break (and that is really too long, should have happened immediately)\" he should have been gone and the other two should have bluntly said \"we apologize, there is no place for that on our news channel\" wtf. inb4: \"triggered, you have to let other opinions...\" no, you don't when they are disgustingly racist opinions."], "response": "Why are people so intolerant of his fascist ideas?! ", "id": "reddit_1139"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trying to appear smart by being a to his mom on FB", "I want to be her son for a day and make her feel loved.", "Hey new step-mom", "What are you doing step bro?", "Wait I’ve seen this episode before", "I'm killing this thread right here before it can continue.", "Step mom, why is there only 1 bed in our hotel room?"], "response": "Because you're sleeping outside because you're an asshat", "id": "reddit_1140"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I learned to stop worrying about Aphelios by just playing Mundo", "By the end I thought I had huffed some paint"], "response": "I was always taught to write with the tone you want your audience to feel.", "id": "reddit_1141"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Raikkonen runs over a pit mechanic", "<URL> well that's super broken. Hoping for a fast recovery and a change to Ferrari's pit procedure with their lights", "Completely fractured. Will be out a long time sadly. Let's hope for a healthy recovery for this man.", "It might be bent at the knee which would mean several torn ligaments and meniscus. ...not sure which is worse."], "response": "Having had 3 knee surgeries for torn ligaments, id take a broken bone any day over a blown knee", "id": "reddit_1142"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ohio State Professor Wounded in Terror Attack: We Still Beat Michigan’", "[deleted]", "What do you think kept him alive?", "I want to say medical treatment.... but im starting to believe it was his hatred for Michigan"], "response": "Hatred for michigan is the only thing that keeps me alive. ", "id": "reddit_1143"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Our AirBnB had a translucent bathroom door. I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.", "\"Room was OK and the bed was comfortable. Stalking demon from hell watches while you poop.\" ★★★★☆", "I can't tell if Jeff goldblum or a demon is better to watch us poop.", "r/nocontext", "context for the rest <URL>", "That was around before people started to commonly refer to them as meme. Edit for the pendant."], "response": "true, but it can be cataloged as one. a cross IRL/internet meme of 2002.", "id": "reddit_1144"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["OC George Has Beef with the New AP Poll", "\"PLAY SOMEBODY!\" that killed me", "Hey, they have at least one quality loss.", "Are you referring to GU, Auburn or VTech?"], "response": "All this quality losing has me feeling a bit dizzy!", "id": "reddit_1145"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Is this overkill?", "Not overkill at all. Eventually you'll want to browse Reddit. Oh and Happy Cake Day!!", "Hey, there is no such thing as overkill, eventually our i9 9900k‘s will be outdated."], "response": "I’m about to build exactly what this meme is Hope it can run roblox at 60fps ", "id": "reddit_1146"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Machota Jim Nantz mentions to Tony Romo that yesterday was the 5-year anniversary of the overturned Dez Bryant catch in Green Bay. Romo: “That’s a great memory, Jim. Let’s go to break so I can be very upset. See you when we get back.”", "“Did Dez catch it Tony?” “Haha shut your fucking mouth, Jim.”", "Fun fact: Romo's very first tweet was \"Dez caught it\".", "Fun fact: This is the reason he got the checkmark", "Not-so-fun fact: Romo immediately bobbled the phone and lives with a cracked screen to this day", "Which is why he has to use the old school corded phone for the Corona Hotline"], "response": "I love this sub so much, for exactly these types of exchanges", "id": "reddit_1147"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump gets a folder full of positive news about himself twice a day", "Aren't these the people against participation trophies and babying people?", "The older generations love to whine about participation trophies, conveniently forgetting that they were the ones handing them out. Conservatives are all about dragging our country back to a rose-tinted past that never existed.", "When men were men, young people had manners and colored folks happily drank from their own fountain. Hard "], "response": ">When men were white, women were non-voters, young people were beat into submission, and colored folks knew their place. Hard  FTFY", "id": "reddit_1148"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Stunning view", "For those that forget - it was Joe Hockey that kicked off this stupidity [<URL>", "You know what else is a blight on the landscape? Everything being on fucking fire and dead.", "Can't argue with that. However I smoked the equivalent of a few packs of ciggies today and paid ZERO tax, so... win/win??!"], "response": "Shh, don't let them know you've found a loophole!", "id": "reddit_1149"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["MLB Season Ends Over 200 Days Early After New Rules Speed Up Games Way Too Much", "Manfred opened an incognito tab to read this.", "<URL>"], "response": "Omg I haven't seen this in ages hahahahahaha", "id": "reddit_1150"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oh silly me. I thought she had raped him. With him being 11 and all.", "This apparently happened in Florida. The relevant part of Florida's law on sexual battery (Florida law doesn't use the term rape) curtesy of RAINN (<URL> is: >A person 18 years of age or older who commits sexual battery upon, or in an attempt to commit sexual battery injures the sexual organs of, a person less than 12 years of age commits a capital felony, which is punishable by death or life imprisonment, with no possibility of parole. (§ 775.082 and § 921.141) Sexual Battery is defined as: >Sexual battery means oral, anal, or penetration by, or union with, the sexual organ of another or the or penetration of another by any other object; however, sexual battery does not include an act done for a bona fide medical purpose. I suspect she won't get anything near life in prison or death."], "response": "> *Sexual Battery is defined as...* Maybe the Judge will believe that this definition doesn't apply when the penetrated belongs to the indicted person.", "id": "reddit_1151"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["PSA: Askreddit is now a safe space for pedophiles (Mod Approved)", ">in most CP girls are laughing and happy with the situation. I... Don't know what to say. I might just quit reddit this time. Wow.", "[deleted]"], "response": "It was just out of curiosity though, he didn't mean anything by it. Your western minds are so limited, geez. ", "id": "reddit_1152"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["India has planted nearly 66 million trees in 12 hours", "I live in madhya Pradesh (where the plantation took place) and i can tell you that this news has not been properly covered by the media. I managed to find more articles about Donald trump than this even in the local newspapers. You would assume that such a move would have gained support even from the opposition party(congress) but they have labelled it as a waste of money.", "See, reddit has it , so it sure will be there on other social media soon !"], "response": "They don't call it the Front Page of the Internet for no reason ", "id": "reddit_1153"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jesus said “he who lives by the sword dies by the sword” and he was a carpenter who died nailed to a piece of wood. By this logic, how would you die?", "Live by myself, die by myself", "I’m most well known (among those who know me) for being a member of a suicide prevention committee. Yikes.", "Honestly, that does sound like a pretty depressing job :( You’re a good person for doing it.", "Or we could frame it the opposite; people are given second lives, lives are created!", "So, death by snoo-snoo it is", "Plot twist: They're a serial killer that preys on those who are going to commit suicide.", "So? ...you are killed by the people u saved?...", "He needs to die preventing suicide. So someone will kill him to keep him from killing himself."], "response": "\"Police shoot man threatening to hang himself. Death ruled a suicide as asphyxiation occurred prior to exsanguination.\"", "id": "reddit_1154"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Russell Westbrook has achieved a double-triple-double, with 20 points, 20 rebounds and 21 assists", "Oh and: only TWO turnovers. With 20 assists. Please take that into account too. Crazy.", "Probably the best assist game since Chris Paul had his 20:0 game. When he had 14 at half I knew we were going to see something special", "Didn’t rondo have something like 25 assists last year in the playoffs with the pelicans?", "4 pts, 10 reb, 21 ast, 4 to. A very rondo statline", "That’s just fucking insane. He actually did get 25 that season too. Nuckin futs"], "response": "Upvote for giving me a work-friendly cuss word.", "id": "reddit_1155"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Welcome to Indian Education where they make you write code with hand.", "Do they run these to verify? How do they evaluate?"], "response": "they scan it and feed the jpeg to compiler. ", "id": "reddit_1156"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sacha Baron Cohen just called out the Silicon Six, a group of American billionaires that he says care more about boosting their share price than protecting democracy - our future may rests in the power of just a few who are rich", "The six he named are: * Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook * Sundar Pichai: Alphabet/Google * Larry Page: Alphabet * Sergey Brin: Alphabet * Susan Wojcicki: Alphabet/YouTube * Jack Dorsey: Twitter PS: Edited to include companies PPS: yes, we know, Bezos should also be on the list", "For anyone else wondering: * Mark Zuckerberg - Facebook * Sundar Pichai - Google * Larry Page - Google/Alphabet * Sergey Brin - Google/Alphabet * Susan Wojcicki - YouTube * Jack Dorsey - Twitter"], "response": "So you’re saying Google is bad. But I was always told that Google is the friendliest tech company towards consumers ", "id": "reddit_1157"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING: Ezekiel Elliott wins injunction from Texas court. NFL barred from imposing suspension for duration of lawsuit (likely all season).", "Congrats to Zeke owners, especially the ones who got him in the second round or later.", "Drafted him 5th overall. Had a feeling this would be tied up all season. People may mock me but I got Zeke baby with the 5th pick which would have never happened if he wasn't suspended.", "I took Freeman 5th overall, passing on Zeke. Also playing AGAINST BOTH Gillespie and Hunt this week, AMA"], "response": "How does it feel to be 0-1 after one game has played? ", "id": "reddit_1158"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Conor McGregor Punching Old Man in Head in Whiskey Dispute", "Looks like Conor’s going to need to put the booze down and take a Proper 12-Step program.", "There's no 12 steps programs for being an egocentric unfortunately.", "[deleted]", "Somewhere in the system theres probably a step about not cheating on your wife I'd say", "I’d say that is a part of not being a", "Some cunts need it spelled out"], "response": "That’s actually exactly what the 12 steps are for lol", "id": "reddit_1159"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Senate defies Trump, passes historic resolution to end US support for Saudi Arabia in Yemen war", "Still dreaming of a day where it's just called Arabia. The house of Saud is a scourge on the world."], "response": "Yeah, it’s weird how they’re called “Saudis” after the royal family as if they're serfs or something. Totally medieval.", "id": "reddit_1160"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When its fixed and finally cool, you leave.", "Even better is an install guy. You take such care to cool a persons house perfectly, and then go home to your unconditioned house", "Air conditioner installers don't have air conditioners at home?"], "response": "It's a required part of the job to give them incentive to install air conditioners ", "id": "reddit_1161"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The first film to be screened in Saudi Arabia after a 35-year ban on cinemas was The Emoji Movie", "Two quick notes: 1) OP's article mentions The Emoji Movie but doesn't make it clear it was the first film screened. [Newsweek however confirms that The Emoji Movie was indeed the first film screened.](<URL> 2) Just to be clear movies weren't banned, cinemas were banned. Also the government does plan to censor any \"objectionable\" material from any films. (Cue jokes about censoring entire Emoji Movie)", "And so begins another 35 year ban", "Frankly, I wouldn't blame them for this one."], "response": "Reverse Psychology, it's what the bankers want you to think!!!", "id": "reddit_1162"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dems erupt into USA chant on House floor after Hoyer gives fiery anti-Putin speech", ">Democrats then began chanting. Republicans didn’t join in. Confirmed. Republicans are Anti-USA. Unless it's other American members of our society protesting injustice, who just happen to not be white.", "I mean, who doesn't join a USA chant?! When shitting on the Russians? Am I expected to watch Miracle and cheer for the Soviets now? Fuck that.", "I’m never cheering for Ivan Drago. Fuck that."], "response": "What do you mean? Apollo Creed got what America deserved! ", "id": "reddit_1163"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rosenthal MLB’s sign-stealing controversy broadens: Sources say the Red Sox used video replay room illegally in 2018", "Fuck me. At this rate the 2019 Nationals are going to be busted for it lol.", "Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby", "What next? Were cameras used by the 2020 World Champion Seattle Mariners?"], "response": "That only happens if the other 29 teams get suspended.", "id": "reddit_1164"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I cAnt haVe A ViRus. wiNdoWs defEnder iS On", "Windows Defender is actually pretty good today. I'm using it + occasional scan with Malwarebytes and never had a virus.", "Yeah I agree. WD + common sense gets you very far but I couldnt think of a better title", "[deleted]"], "response": "Join Dollar VPN Club today to remove all viruses from your computer and hack the government ", "id": "reddit_1165"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cohens lawyer says hes completely flipped and will give evidence that Trump colluded with Russia", "This has got to be the mid-season finale, right?", "This is only mid-season? Man this show sucks. It feels like every episode is a climax and then nothing ever actually happens."], "response": "Cliff hanger is hanging from a cliff. And that's why he's called cliff hanger", "id": "reddit_1166"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Stanley Cup Playoffs 2018 by Epoole88", "God I love seeing these every year.", "I also love the pokemon one", "That's very awesome to hear, thank you! It's really too bad all these IB papers and the transition to university will probably stop me from ever doing those again. SO MANY GOOD MATCHUPS AND NEW TEAMS THIS YEAR. Man."], "response": "No way, don't say never! Where there's a will, there's a way. Transitioning to University is just a one time thing!", "id": "reddit_1167"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hyper Realistic Drawing of the UN Speeches", "I'm sure drawing and distributing caricatures of radical feminists is tantamount to online violence and harassment, in exactly the same way as drawing caricatures of people like Obama, Bush or trump isn't"], "response": "But they aren't celebrities or politicians! There's no reason to target these poor practically anonymous women like this! ", "id": "reddit_1168"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Scott Says Thank You!", "And now, a haiku. Five nights at freddys. Such a great series. Will there be another? Its snowing on Mt. Fuji.", "I don't think you know how haikus work."], "response": "I dunno. He *did* manage to work Mt. Fuji into it. That's what makes it a haiku, right? ", "id": "reddit_1169"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["And after all those years, we were wondering why he didnt support his golem, with a Night witch, or anything really.", "Link to the match he threw?", "3rd Match: [<URL>"], "response": "I watched it and didn’t notice him throwing? He played it out it looked like to me", "id": "reddit_1170"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This Will Probably Never Happen Again, But This Is What Easter Looked Like in New York City 1956", "That's a really nice display. As for it never happening again, apparently it happened in Oklahoma in 2010: URL", "ThTs Oklahoma though, not NYC... and things have changed a LOT since 2010. Christians are hated in 2019. Especially straight (white) Christians ):"], "response": "Yeah, poor, persecuted majority of the country.  Bigoted Christians are hated, and rightly so. That may or may not include yourself.", "id": "reddit_1171"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Accurate tbh", "Im laughing but also crying", "It's okay still love you guys. Let's have some fish&chips and a pint and wait for it to blow over... someday.", "Im game for that Or a Chinese Love me a Chinese", "Just because you're leaving the EU doesn't mean you can just go around eating the Chinese! Have some decency!", "If we leave the EU with no Deal im mad Maxing this country Fucking everyone is on the plate", "Mate, you don't need to leave the EU for that. You can just go to Australia.", "hahahah ill let Theresa May know"], "response": "We could all chip in to send her, one way obv.", "id": "reddit_1172"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Onion UCF Deserves A Shot To Be Utterly Destroyed In The College Football Playoff", "Oh yes, just like how they got a shot and got destroyed by Auburn last year."], "response": "psh, Auburn is only the team that beat the #1 and #2 teams once last year. ", "id": "reddit_1173"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["gg.bet threats me with a lawsuit for linking a post of this subreddit", "This is why Valve told teams to not get sponsored by betting/gambling websites", "has there been a single legit betting company that has sponsored anyone in dota? I remember when people were pissed with g2a, teams really shouldn't accept shitty sponsorship that can drag the teams name down."], "response": "Betway has sponsored er... someone? or mb it was csgo? but they're a proper betting site none of this scamming shit", "id": "reddit_1174"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Multilinguals, whats your \"they didnt realise I could understand their language\" story?", "I live in England but I come from Poland and am fluent in Polish alongside English. Couple of days ago I was ordering at a Subway when two Polish employees started talking. It went something along the lines of \"this fatass wants chicken AND bacon\" and they laughed (on a side note I feel like thats not that uncommon of an order, right?). When it got to putting vegetables on the sub, I gave my order fully in Polish with a big smile on my face. The order cost me £4.80, but the looks on their faces were priceless."], "response": "Idk what's wrong with those people, chicken and bacon is an excellent combination", "id": "reddit_1175"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If you take the first letter of @FNAFAROfficials most recent tweets, youll get a nice little message! THIS NOT A JOKE IM BEING 100% SERIOUS", "update: [THEY FRICKING DID IT TWICE](<URL>", "[deleted]", "Congrats you just rick rolled me", "Same here, congratulations for my first Rick roll"], "response": "Wow, you must've been a pro back in the day, huh?", "id": "reddit_1176"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Do NOT buy cod points. Speak with your money, then theyll listen", "We cant say these weapons are OP but OP or not - they shouldn't only be accessible through supply drops. Especially since treyarch said that they wouldnt go the same route as AW. This is just like \"FUCK YOU LAST STAND\" all over again... If they're gonna add weapons, make people do a series of challenges to get them. An example is - Play 20 games of CTF, get 20 headshots with the Shieva, and get a double kill wih C4. Once you complete these three challenges, you unlock a \"key\" to unlock one of the new weapons. then the challenges refresh and have new tasks to do. Its too late now but whatever. They could have killed two birds with one stone like this because this idea is basically \"Contracts\" from the OG Blops, which many people on this subreddit have asked for.", "Yes, if they're going to put new weapons into the game, it can't just be RNG..", "And what sucks is that the challenge system I suggested would help the game out so much. People would play the underpopulated modes for the new weapons if they get a contract that requires them to. Unfortunately its not what makes them money", "I thought that was good idea in the first Blops where you could set contracts to earn credits and stuff it's how I found headquaters.", "On a side note why the fuck would you get rid of Headquarters?"], "response": "Not enough people in the headquarters playlist on black ops 2 to keep it a gamemode probably", "id": "reddit_1177"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["HALO INFINITE - E3 2018 - ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER", "This is the one. EDIT: to win the karma race.", "<URL> If anyone was wondering, confirmed as a direct sequel to Halo 5... so Halo 6.", "Tbh I had hoped that they would keep the numbering up until Halo 7", "I agree. Why stop numbering now? Lol. Weird, but whatever. Still stoked.", "It could be a bridge between Halo 5 and Halo 6 similar to Assassin's Creed 2,Brotherhood, Revelations.", "I read this as \"It could be a bridge between halo 5 and Assassin's Creed 2 brotherhood.\" the first time I read it."], "response": "Call of Duty 5 will be out any year now.", "id": "reddit_1178"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["DotA 2", "Somehow, I ended up here from r/all...", "Don't worry. Even people from this place don't know what's happening too.", "Yeah, I don't know. I was playing and having no issues with queuing. Is it only a problem with higher mmr?", "[deleted]", "It's actually pretty hard to find a match at 200 mmr"], "response": "because nobody wanna play with a vegetable ", "id": "reddit_1179"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I will never tell her again", "As someone with very bad chronic migraines I really feel this one. Has to go a month without touching a screen a few years ago to prove it wasn’t technology."], "response": "But the computer had damaged your brain, and as a result you'll have migraines the rest of your life ", "id": "reddit_1180"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL Dennis Ritchie who invented the C programming language, co-created the Unix operating system, and is largely regarded as influencing a part of effectively every software system we use on a daily basis died 1 week after Steve Jobs. Due to this, his death was largely overshadowed and ignored.", "But his UNIX work lives on in Mac OS (which is UNIX based/UNIX certified). ItsSomething.jpg", "And in Linux and Android.", "Not directly; Linux (and Android) are Unix-like, but not UNIX proper. It may be a pedantic difference, but if you're talking about *nix operating systems pedantic is the norm and you'll have us nerds arguing about POSIX compatibility and worse. URL A good analogy would be to think of UNIX as a rock band (Tonight in concert! The UNIX!), and Linux as the name of a tribute band. Now, The Linux's might sound a lot like The UNIX, and rock just as hard, but they're still *not* The UNIX. It's still fair and correct to say he was responsible for inspiring Linux to be sure, but it's not a direct descendant of the UNIX codebase."], "response": "Well, as an SVR4 purist, BSD is totally not OK either  😀", "id": "reddit_1181"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Highlight Same arena. Same basket. Same dunk. 19 years apart. 💜💛", "after reading the comments, hello everyone"], "response": "MBA mods are retards? They’re just trying to help people get their master’s!! ", "id": "reddit_1182"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.", "“Come dress shopping with me sweetie!” “Sorry, babe, that’s bad luck.”", "“See ya, honey!” *trips on a black cat and lands on a mirror*", "*... hitting his head under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth while holding an umbrella indoors.* Grab a few tarot cards, they should help you out.", "\"Whoa, I think this is the theater I saw Macbeth in.\"", "Technically it's only bad luck for cast and crew to utter his name. It's fine for the audience lol", "Thou shant speak the name of the Scottish play! Stupid butler!", "I trust you'll understand the reference to another Scottish tragedy without my having to name the play"], "response": "They think me Macbeth, ambition is my folly, I’m a polymath, a pain in the ass, massive pain.", "id": "reddit_1183"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Trace amount of steroid metabolite found in Jon Jones UFC 232 VADA test", "Same substance, nothing happening to him. >CSAC will not take disciplinary action against Jones, executive officer Andy Foster said. This is the same, long-term M3 metabolite that Jones was suspended 15 months for stemming from a July 2017 sample collection in relation to UFC 214, Foster said. Foster said subsequent drug tests on Jones done by VADA, UFC partner USADA, and the commission have come back clean since the in-competition abnormal reading."], "response": "I was told that USADA was dirty and VADA was trustworthy tho. How could nothing happen? ", "id": "reddit_1184"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men", "Reminds me of [this](<URL> article that *is* from the Onion."], "response": "Holy shit, that thing is several years old and feels strangely and hilariously relevant.", "id": "reddit_1185"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Miami Miracle", "How is a play like this scored??? Does tannehil get a TD? Does each guy who gets a lateral get a rush attempt and yards?", "Playing against drake, yahoo credited him with 1 catch for 55 yards and a TD. Craziness.", "Have Drake. Am happy", "Am pats fan. Am playing against drake. Am sad.", "Am pats fan. Am playing drake. Am conflicted", "Am dolphin. Am Kenyan Drake. Am happy.", "Am shark. Am chasing Kenyan Drake. Am tired."], "response": "Am gronk. Am unable to tackle in open field. Am falling down.", "id": "reddit_1186"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["TIL Canada has a failsafe to prevent a USA like government shutdown. If the Parliament cant agree, an election is triggered, potentially replacing many representatives", "Prorogued, being latin for \"Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By\"."], "response": "The Rick Mercer report was a great show", "id": "reddit_1187"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This athlete with celebral palsy deadlifted 200lb at 99lb", "Wow good for him for really working hard to get to this point, but this is just reckless, shame on that trainer. That kid is going to slip a disc if he keeps increasing weight with this form, and yes, his life/mobility can get *much* worse than simply having cerebral palsy. That is a life of unending pain"], "response": "Don’t worry it’s okay! The trainer guy was watching him do this very unsafe thing *very* closely! It’s under control! ", "id": "reddit_1188"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We made an earth sandwich! (bread on exact opposite points of the globe, facing the same way at the same time and the same kind of bread)", "If you think about it, for a while there every single living thing on the planet was living on a sandwich.", "Except for some birds."], "response": "They aren't real so it doesn't matter anyway. ", "id": "reddit_1189"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rizin 14 - Mayweather vs Tenshin - Full Fight", "[Mirror with sound from OP](<URL> - fixed! Sorry tek - a mod has to eat!", "In 2019 Conor gonna have to one-up Floyd and 1v1 Steph Curry", "Make it a charity event and it'll be an easy victory for Conor.", "How about this: Steph Curry and Seth Curry vs. Connor MacGregor and his choice of teammate... ...in a charity dodgeball match. Curry brothers have the advantage in accuracy. Connor in pure killer instinct and willingness to do violence.", "> Connor ... >MacGregor ..."], "response": "Yeah he must've meant Canner Mogragger. Some people smh", "id": "reddit_1190"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"poor kids are just as talented as white kids\"", "He isn't worth the vote.", "I swear he is like the democrat version of George Bush with the kind of gaffes he makes"], "response": "\"democrat\" like there's an actual bipartisanship. they all reptilian illumanati bro ", "id": "reddit_1191"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Im seeing more and more of this: feminists using \"mansplaining\" accusations to deal with being publicly proven wrong", "Someone posts factually incorrect information. Man posts corrected information. That's mansplaining? I don't even think he replied to the \"what if you can't ship in a hurricane\" comment. He was still in the the process of explaining USB power banks. He wasn't patronizing, he was merely factual.", "If a man explains anything, it's mansplaining. it's in the name. Man explaining. So it's better if you just do anything you want around a woman and don't explain anything than risk the chance to trigger her and be 100% a rapist and racist. A rapcist if you will..."], "response": "If you are a man, you already are 100% rapist. ", "id": "reddit_1192"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Closest Undefeated Team to Each US County (January 19, 2019) (Evening Edition)", "Virginia blew a 50 state lead.", "British empire in shambles", "Does this please Jefferson or displease him given the circumstance?", "He’s too busy selling off all his slaves to pay the debts on his lavish lifestyle to notice."], "response": "Give me walls of French wine or give me death!", "id": "reddit_1193"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This coin", "credit: <URL> he has a ton of other amazing works, he only sells them on his eBay page.", "This is amazing...", "[deleted]", "Dope a shell 🦀", "Do peas hell?"], "response": "They do if they don’t change their ways", "id": "reddit_1194"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"Wait I have to distract this guy until my cooldowns are back up\"", "She was beaten so hard she's getting nerfed next patch", "its a small nerf for jgl cause korea cant handle her in jgl anymore just like sylas prenerfs"], "response": "yeah just a 15% attack speed nerf early nbd! ", "id": "reddit_1195"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If Reddit was half as verbal about net neutrality as they are about Star Wars Battlefront II, then we could stop ISPs and the FCC", "I'm constantly seeing people post about the FCC's plan to kill Net Neutrality. We've been fighting for years. SOPA, etc. Reddit has probably been more than double as vocal about it than this whole SW:BF2 thing, which was more like a quick outrage. Key difference is this: EA is dependent upon customers purchasing their products. Pai is dependent upon the telecom's \"donating\" to him. It's a much harder fight. Edit: thank you kind stranger for popping my gold cherry.", "Also net neutrality is American and BF2 is worldwide", "And net neutrality doesn't even give us pride and accomplishment."], "response": "But think about the sweet microtransactions we'd have if aShit Pie does what he was bribed for. Loot boxes IRL ", "id": "reddit_1196"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Elon Musk is the best", "This is literally an episode in Silicon Valley", "Which came first, the episode or the tweet?", "The episode. It’s a great quote saying billionaires get shit on all the time, “more persecuted than the jews”, obviously satire", "Even better, the episode was based on [an actual quote from a Silicon Valley billionaire](<URL>"], "response": ">related articles: Rich should get more votes, says billionaire Tom Perkins Paints a pretty good picture of the guy.", "id": "reddit_1197"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Today, I was the only person on Briggs and captured the entire continent by myself.", "[deleted]", "Do you want a medal for doing nothing but being grumpy?", "Missurunha I really want to understand your thought process when you wrote this comment. Because there are no signs of AustinTheWeird being grumpy in this post.", "I believe he's referring to u/Ladylozes", "Excuse my ignorance"], "response": "What do you want a medal for you ignorance? ", "id": "reddit_1198"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One Million People Demand Trump’s Tax Return, Smashing Petition Record", "Let guess Trump's response: 1) Fake poll; can't be verified. 2) full of names of unregistered/illegal voters, dead people, illegal immigrants. 3) Bannon said he doesn't have to."], "response": "> he doesn't have to. This is not wrong.", "id": "reddit_1199"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently", "This is obvious trolling, come on guys.", "It’s not even trolling, it’s just very obvious joking/banter Flew over the head of whoever took this screenshot and the people on this thread"], "response": "Yeah, really. Pretty hard to believe the amount of people who haven’t heard that 3D meme thingy.", "id": "reddit_1200"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["5 years ago, today, the offices of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo & a kosher grocery market were attacked, killing 17 people in paris.", "Radical islamist are literally (edit: ok fine - figurative) walking cancer. Even a country like saudi which funds the murder machine doesn’t want it on it’s own soil.", "Radical anything religious is cancer.", "No anything, Islam is way more aggressive than other religions.", "Currently yes, historically Christians have been just as bloodthirsty. The difference is Christianity evolved, Islam has stagnated.", "The difference is that Christianity is 7 centuries older... Coincidentally, 7 centuries ago Christianity was at the height of crusades, just like Islam has its holy wars today."], "response": "Guess that's why Sikhs are waaay more violent than Muslims ", "id": "reddit_1201"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Finishing 3rd while carrying the camera rig is just showing off.", "[deleted]", "Camera man was disqualified for using proper running form."], "response": "Yeah if the guy in the teal shorts didn't run like forest Gump he probably would have won.", "id": "reddit_1202"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This tall-ass bathroom door in my parents Swiss apartment.", "OP, are you just hanging out in your parents bathroom making gifs about their door?", "I've actually been running back and forth to the bathroom repeatedly; they probably think I'm having terrible stomach problems.", "\"He's been going back and forth to the bathroom with the phone in his hand. I hear him filming in there and giggling\".", "How do you hear someone filming? It's not 1930.", "You're telling me you don't use the video recording app Pleographr that makes the vintage noise?"], "response": "I just make the noise with my mouth while using the video on my phone.", "id": "reddit_1203"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["John McCain Urges Supreme Court to Return Control of Our Elections to the People", "America before 9/11: a 2000 GOP primary where Bush was running on increased funding for public schools and McCain on campaign finance reform"], "response": "why dafuq should i give MY money to uneducated kids? ", "id": "reddit_1204"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["the fog during my flight makes illinois seem like it hasn’t rendered", "Dude the fog in Chicago this morning was unreal", "right?!", "Unreal. Was walking my dog this morning around 7am and couldn't see anything past 20 yards. It was pretty cool.", "This feels like a not so subtle ad for Unreal Engine 4. Check out the fog effects in Unreal Engine 4!", "They're unreal! Some would say... Epic!", "Let us join hands in Unity and marvel.", "Some would say we need to find the Source of this fog epidemic", "If it was any colder, the fog would be snow and you'd run the risk of Frostbite.", "The pain might be enough to make you Cry.", "But you're safely in a plane admiring god's Creation.", "Or to make your *gamemaker studio* cry *too*", "I was driving on 88 and couldn’t see past 20 yards. Not as cool."], "response": "Then drive slower like you are supposed to in hazardous conditions?", "id": "reddit_1205"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders Calls Saudi Arabias Response To Canada Outrageous. He called Canadas criticisms \"entirely legitimate.\"", "If you had to guess one person of all the people that would stick with Canada over a Saudi issue, it's him.", "I can see Joe Biden doing the same but my guess is he may run for US President in 2020. It wouldn't be worth it to for him to publicly side with Canada but I'm sure he knows it's a stupid situation.", "Trump was tweeting insults bigger than Canada's at the Sauds during his campaign, especially cuz the acting pres wasn't. Biden should take advantage of Trump's waffling", "That kind of thing only works for someone like Trump though, people actually care when someone they respect like Biden comes off as a hypocrite", "What's that saying? Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line?"], "response": "As a bernie supporter, the attitude towards hillary on reddit disagrees with you.", "id": "reddit_1206"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Daily life as a repair tech", "Was she the one who couldn't put square pegs into square holes as a kid?", "They tried to cram the square peg in the circle hole only to give up after seeing no alternatives"], "response": "This one is more like trying to fit the round peg into the round hole... sideways.", "id": "reddit_1207"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is why the World Series was so big to Houston", "At first I said “why? And why is that dude watching the game in his garage?” Then I realized. Great picture. I love it how sports can bring people together regardless of political affiliation, religion, race, etc.", "It’s crazy how much it looks like his garage even though it’s most likely the family room. They look like they’ve lost a lot, but sports can still make them happy. That’s magical.", "I'm suspicious just like I was when the Japanese women won the world cup right after that earthquake.", "Well they didn't let the Yankees win weeks after 9/11 so I think we can assume it's just better sport playing."], "response": "But the new england PATRIOTS did win the next Superbowl #clearlyrigged ", "id": "reddit_1208"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My favorite detail in Expiration Date: Spy holding his laughter when Scout claims he will make the date by himself. The subtle mouth, face muscle animation to create that brief smirk is masterful.", "Spy spent what was going to be the last 3 days of his life helping his son date the girl he likes."], "response": "I never even thought about it like that", "id": "reddit_1209"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["12 years ago on this day, the world was introduced to one of the most headstrong badasses who screamed his way into meme history. Leeroy Jenkins.", "The account that posted it is now a disney car nursery rhyme channel"], "response": "Good to see content creators try something fresh and diverse ", "id": "reddit_1210"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How some believe this subreddit was created.", "this is awsome have an upvote"], "response": "If only there was a button in the shape of an up arrow that symbolized what you just said ", "id": "reddit_1211"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A man in India protesting for better roads..", "Wtf! I'm an Indian and even I couldn't recognise that's a road until the camera changed the angle. Damn that was a great work by the camera guy and a great idea by the guy on screen too", "Maybe that was the camera guy's idea Cameramen have ideas too"], "response": "Silly guy. Everyone knows cameramen are just robots and anyone could do their job. ", "id": "reddit_1212"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is Jean-Baptiste Kempf, the creator of the VLC media player, he refused tens of millions of euros in order to keep VLC ads-free. Merci, Jean!", "Just the other day I opened VLC and was like \"The volume on this goes *over* 100. I love VLC.\" Thanks, Jean-Baptiste.", "meh I'm still mad, it used to go to 400 until they nerfed it to 200! (pretty sure they both go to the same actual volume. But still. Pls gib 200 more)", "The extra 200 will come in a future DLC so you can get the full experience."], "response": "The intent is to provide viewers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking higher volume levels? ", "id": "reddit_1213"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["95-year-old former Senator Bob Dole helped out of wheelchair to give a final salute to fellow WWII vet George H.W. Bush", "I remember when he was running for president, people wouldn't vote for him (and the media intensified this) because he was too old and they thought he might not make it through two terms. Well, Bob Dole lasted plenty long.", "That’s pretty funny because he was only 4 years older when he ran in 1996 (73)than President trump was when he won in 2016 (69). He still would have been the oldest president ever elected for a first term.", "I knew it was a bad sign last election when pretty much any of the top three would have been the oldest (or one of the oldest) president elected", "Obama was born in the 60s. 8 years later, and all three candidates were born in the 40s."], "response": "All because Obama couldn't wait his turn.  At this rate, I doubt that trump will be the last Boomer POTUS.", "id": "reddit_1214"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is what were doing to the ocean", "The biggest issue LIKELY isn't the big examples of plastic here, but the \"microplastics\" that are tiny bits of plastic that can be manufactured (like the ones in exfoliating facial washes) or originate from larger pieces like seen here that degrade into them. Research is still being performed to determine their actual impact, but it is believed they are significantly more harmful than these large pieces. (maybe because it's much more difficult to see and clean up? And marine life can more easily interact with them in a bad way? I don't know for sure)"], "response": "To add to this, fleece has basically the same effect after every wash.", "id": "reddit_1215"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Drake is at game 1 of the Raptors/Wizards series wearing a Humboldt Broncos jersey", "Real legit right there. He's a decent dude as well from everything I've seen. Keep on keepin' on.", "I feel bad because he gets ragged on a ton for being corny or cheesy, but I’ve seen very little to ever think he’s not a genuinely decent person. This is an awesome move by Drake.", "At least Drake corny isn't Logic corny", "We talking album Logic or mixture Logic?", "Mixtape Logic didn't drop \"yo I'm biracial\" ever other line tbh."], "response": "Yes, Logic IS biracial, so he CAN say the n word ", "id": "reddit_1216"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["New trailer for The Clone Wars", "UPDATE: URL 12 NEW EPISODES!", "I'm a bit.. concerned about it being on Disney's Streaming Service. I've bought every season of Rebels on iTunes with a season pass, and have every season of TCW on Blu Ray, with plans to get physical copies of Rebels at some point. What worries me is Disney ONLY releasing it on their streaming service, and no where else."], "response": "But Disney will let it out of the Disney vault in 10 years. So we can buy physical copies then! ", "id": "reddit_1217"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Saudi Arabia condemns Canada’s appalling human rights record of selling arms to Saudi Arabia", "You know it's a good parody when you can't quite tell if it's real or not before looking at the source."], "response": "Yea I was thinking \"Dam those Saudis really got us with that one\".", "id": "reddit_1218"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CNN banned from White House press briefing", "Spicer said that they wouldn't ban news outlets, and that's the difference between \"democracy versus a dictatorship\".", "But he's had such a stellar record of clear transparency until now!"], "response": "Man I had so much faith in the honesty and integrity of President trump until now. ", "id": "reddit_1219"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How would you feel about at least one presidential primary debate being replaced with a history/civics themed contest of Jeopardy between the candidates?", "This sort of reminds me of when we (Finland) were having a Presidential election where the two final candidates appeared on a comedy quiz show about current events (our version of \"Have I Got News for You\"). The candidate who was much more funny in the show won the election, and the other candidate's people would complain that voters seemed to have been sold on basically impromptu humour and a good performance in TV - as if that sort of thing didn't already swing elections whether they're on a comedy show or not. The suggestion in this thread is at least about something more important than just the week's news, so why not do it?", "There would be a huge incentive to intentionally throw for comedic value. Start saying obviously wrong joke answers, you appear likeable and at the same time invalidate the score, so if you lose it's whatever.", "I guess with European-style quiz panel shows, that's not really even considered throwing it. The jokes are the point of the show, and if someone seriously plays to win they are doing it as a sort of subversive meta-joke. Even if the host is ostensibly keeping score, no one cares about points or prizes.", "People pretty much always play to win Jeopardy. So if that's the setup, it'd be unexpected to turn it into a comedy show.", "Not really it'd just turn into a SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skit."], "response": "Well then let’s just get Will Ferrell as Trebek.", "id": "reddit_1220"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Looking at pictures online of people trying to take photos of mirrors they want to sell is my new thing...", "That top left cracks me up. Just a little sneaky spy phone taking the picture", "Same, I can't stop laughing at that one. I keep picturing that they tried several different options and that was the best they could come up with haha", "Meanwhile top right guy is totally leaning into it. Own that mirror pic.", "Bottom right guy looks like a classic old man", "He's like, I bought this damn iPad I'm using it"], "response": "Also note how he is holding it upside down", "id": "reddit_1221"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Welcome to r/Libertarian", "It's a repost, but I'm too Libertarian to care", "The free (karma) market at work!"], "response": "I mean, consumers expressing displeasure at crappy products is an important part of the free market.", "id": "reddit_1222"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Avengers Infinity War Official Trailer", "He has the power gem already. Rip Xandar?", "Probably. Though that's probably the hook that gets the Guardians of the Galaxy to Earth, so not a total loss.", "I am still sad Guardians 2 didn't end with Quill simply choosing to go to Earth to get another Walkman. Then they get there and shits all gone to hell and he's like, \"I just wanted a walkman!\" and he's on his way into a Radio Shack and it gets stepped on by an alien and he's like, \"Now it's personal.\" EDIT: Yes, Radio Shack is still a thing. There aren't that many stores left, but it's not totally out of business. I pass by one every day."], "response": "That's not believable at all! There's maybe like 3 radio shacks left in the whole world. ", "id": "reddit_1223"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Upgrading from HDD to SSD", "Best of all, a 120GB SSD can now be purchased for $20.", "No more excuses for anyone. Should be standard in any build nowadays!", "*sideways glance at Apple*", "Does apple still use HDDs in their computers or what?", "[Quite few.](<URL>) Even worse is they use slow 5400 rpm drives... ​ Its quite mind boggling when you considers its probably the cheapest, easiest hardware upgrade you can do these days. Every person i put in an SSD notices right away the speed difference. SSD > CPU upgrades any day.", "Thanks for the link, I would have had a really hard time believing it. And it still looks very much wtf, considering that Apple products are supposed to be 'premium' and you can get 1TB SSD even for like 100$ nowadays."], "response": "Apple products ARE premium. There's a reason upgrading an iMac from a 5400 rpm drive to a 1TB SSD costs $700. ", "id": "reddit_1224"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How would you feel about a mandatory mental health check up as part of your yearly medical exam?", "Mandatory? No thanks. Highly encouraged? Subsidized? Day off work to go get your mental health checked out? National holiday for mental health check ups? Yes yes yes all that. Mandatory? No thanks."], "response": "Bingo, there are ways to improve mental health, but some mandatory screening is way too big an invasion of privacy in my book.", "id": "reddit_1225"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Dallas Cowboys eliminated from Super Bowl LIII Contention.", "20 minutes and this post has six silvers, 2 golds, and a platinum Now **that’s** a hate boner", "Just wait til y’all get knocked out", "I do anxiously await that moment. If I'm lucky I'll get to witness it firsthand.", "You're going to Atlanta to watch the Eagles beat them again?", "Can you imagine if Foles pulls an Eli and beats Brady in the SB twice? I’m erect just thinking about it", "\"Big Dick\" Nick \"Eli Manning\" Foles"], "response": "I’d be lying if I told you I wouldn’t get that put on a custom jersey. I’m at Jets fan.", "id": "reddit_1226"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Room full of white girls singing “My Ni$$a” while a black guy sits uncomfortably silent.", "Why did she point at him with her thumbs. I swear there's a movie about this situation.", "Like a Wayans brothers version of Get Out.", "Reminds me more of the [rapping scene from Sorry to Bother You](<URL>"], "response": "The third act of STBY caught me so off guard. I can usually see things coming but man, i *really* didn’t see that coming", "id": "reddit_1227"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Room full of white girls singing “My Ni$$a” while a black guy sits uncomfortably silent.", "Why did she point at him with her thumbs. I swear there's a movie about this situation.", "Like a Wayans brothers version of Get Out.", "Reminds me more of the [rapping scene from Sorry to Bother You](<URL>", "The third act of STBY caught me so off guard. I can usually see things coming but man, i *really* didn’t see that coming"], "response": "It would be weirder if you had seen it coming.", "id": "reddit_1228"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I quit my day job to make what I genuinely think is the most helpful movie suggestion website in the world: recommending highly-rated BUT little-known movies. Would love to hear what you guys think", "my thoughts: 1. Good luck - this is a very difficult space to be in (20 year veteran of building products in this category, including the Slingbox, Boxee, and more) 2. It's a nice start, but I *highly* encourage you to have a recommendation appear on the very first page. Making a user click for anything is just room for losing traffic, and a lot of it. Give us something right away, then let me explore *from* there. 3. Have fun!", "1, 2, and 3: Thank you so much!", "Cache your pages man! Every request seems to be hitting the database.", "ELI5 what does this do", "Uncached: you want to play with a toy from your toy box but your mom always cleans up your toys as soon as you are done playing with them. Now you have to go all the way back to the toy box to get any toy. Cached: your mom lets you keep out several of your most frequently used toys. If you want to play with one of them, you don't have to go all the way to your toy box."], "response": "God damnit, i really feel like 5 now.", "id": "reddit_1229"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thank you to the Planetside 2 community", "... o7 ... when does Smed leave?"], "response": "He stays on with RadarX as they're both vital to the future development of Planetside2. ", "id": "reddit_1230"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Elon Musk is the best", "This is literally an episode in Silicon Valley", "Which came first, the episode or the tweet?", "The episode. It’s a great quote saying billionaires get shit on all the time, “more persecuted than the jews”, obviously satire"], "response": "Even better, the episode was based on [an actual quote from a Silicon Valley billionaire](<URL>", "id": "reddit_1231"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Update on the VR situation.", "\"You should see Springtrap walk\" nah nothing beats [this] (<URL>)", "IDK why, but when I saw that Gif my Mind was immediately like- *\"On my Way to steal ~~Yo Girl~~ The Souls of Children.\"*"], "response": "what if my girl is the souls of children? as in, baby ", "id": "reddit_1232"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Stunning view", "Will be interesting to see how much economic damage the smokes will do. The cost of services not running, the health costs, tourism and all that shit have to all add up.", "presentations to hospital have already gone up. the LNP government won't care, they will continue to gut the health system. people will die. they still won't care.", "Cause if you aren't rich you aren't human - Scomo", "Cause if you're poor you're obviously not a Christian - Scummo", "If you only had a go you'd rich... at least I think that's how it works right?"], "response": "Just... Have a go. Get in there. Go get em. Tug at those bootstraps.", "id": "reddit_1233"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["5 years ago, today, the offices of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo & a kosher grocery market were attacked, killing 17 people in paris.", "at the time I was working in the middle east for a major IT corporation from the USA, 90%+ of employees that were muslims were actually supportive and/or with the what did they expect (approving tone) attitude for those killings. Those were thoughts of a highly educated/moderate muslims working for western company...", "I'm friends with lots of London Muslims on Facebook the attitude was much the same. It's was almost universal the belief that they had it coming, some openly said they deserved it. They literally couldn't grasp the concept of freedom of expression."], "response": "but ... but ... above, Reddit says it is only \"radical, extreme\" muslims that feel this way ... so you must be lying. ", "id": "reddit_1234"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Never-Before-Seen Tax Documents Show Major Inconsistencies | The president’s businesses made themselves appear more profitable to lenders and less profitable to tax officials. One expert calls the differing numbers “versions of fraud.”", "> ProPublica obtained the property tax documents using New York’s Freedom of Information Law. **The documents were public because Trump appealed his property tax bill for the buildings every year for nine years in a row** I guess Trump's greed got the better of his desire for secrecy.", "This was the best part. Awesome investigative journalism here. Very clever.", "Why didn't the democrats think of this? The cynic in me says they were dragging their heels deliberately.", "According to Richard Neal (head of the house says and means committee) he isn’t pursuing other options because he wants to firmly establish the fact that they have a constitutional right to access them in case it is needed for future presidents. Edit: I’m leaving my typo because it’s funny but I did mean House ways and means committee.", "That makes sense. Trump is pulling a lot of bullshit with the law and there needs to be precedents set for the future if anyone tries this shit again."], "response": "Gonna need a clean coal powered locomotive to haul all those cars of bullshit to the Halls of Congress for his Impeachment trial.", "id": "reddit_1235"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["You are given a button that will make you very attractive ,but every Friday you turn into the opposite gender for a whole day. Would you press it and why?", "Is the transformation at midnight? Is it instant? Because if so, hell yes. Not only do I become hotter, but I also start a career as a magician with an amazing late-night show every Thursday.", "And Fridays at midnight as-well.", "Because making something disappear isn't enough. You have to bring it BACK.", "The Prestige❤️ I appreciate the reference.", "I catch something new every time I watch that movie. It's brilliant."], "response": "\"yes faithful audience, come back in 24 hours and watch me change back!\"", "id": "reddit_1236"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The rich William", "You're the only artist to get the late '80s/early '90s hair right.", "I mean at the point of him being in hell wouldnt it be the late 2010s?"], "response": "Well, perhaps William is something of a Disco Dan type who can't quite let go of his MacGyver hair. ", "id": "reddit_1237"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Indian taking techsupport scamming to the next level", "I've never before seen a more punchable face.", "I thought the exact same thing! Even before I knew who he is. I think its the teeth, he looks like Brian from Family Guy when he gets new teeth & becomes a real estate agent.", "I think he looks like Louis Litt from Suits Edit-[for all those who need to search for Litt ](<URL> [looks like his brother lol](<URL>"], "response": "After a quick google, I couldn't agree more!", "id": "reddit_1238"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Winged Wheel does not stand for hate (Cross post from r/DetroitRedWings)", "Hitler didn't keep his head on a swivel.", "His own goal in the 1945 SCF was the nail in the coffin for his team."], "response": "To be fair, it was the series against the Red Army that killed their Cup run.", "id": "reddit_1239"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["And the civil war was fought because", "\"When you study the history...I am not a historian.\" And the camera rolled on.", "Well he said when \"you\" study because apparently he did not study any of it at all"], "response": "\"When *you* study the history, I am confident you will come to same conclusion I reached without study.\"", "id": "reddit_1240"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Upcoming ES SMGs", "I've been given the go ahead to share this image of the first batch of ES weapons. Pictured with supressors, foregrips and IRNV scopes.", "I petition that all VS suppressors are converted to your design.", "I have to thank u/Wrel for the idea behind the VS supressor."], "response": "Move Wrel away from Excel and into the art dept please ", "id": "reddit_1241"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TIL During the American Revolution, an enslaved man was charged with treason and sentenced to hang. He argued that as a slave, he was not a citizen and could not commit treason against a government to which he owed no allegiance. He was subsequently pardoned.", "Its funny that a person that was considered at the time to be *literal property of another human being* that he'd even get a trial in the first place.", "We did give a trial to an elephant and execute it.", "They put a chicken on trial for being homosexual then killed it.", "The English hanged a monkey dressed in a sailors uniform for being a French spy."], "response": "\"Honest mistake, y'all; we really thought he was a Frenchman!\" ", "id": "reddit_1242"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Elon Musk is the best", "This is literally an episode in Silicon Valley", "Which came first, the episode or the tweet?"], "response": "The episode. It’s a great quote saying billionaires get shit on all the time, “more persecuted than the jews”, obviously satire", "id": "reddit_1243"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["CENSORSHIP Removed comment on /r/movies explains why the Ghostbusters reviews are so positive", "Okay, time for some salt in the reports! >Comment is not removed. >False and/or grossly misleading bullshit <URL> Huh. Funny. Looks removed to me. >KiA is still a thing? JFC go outside and make some friends. First, stop telling me that my internet friends aren't real friends, shitlord. Second, what the fuck are you doing here? Pot, meet kettle. >mmm, salty tears. Yeah, better drink 'em up in your semen... I mean male tears mug. Edit: This post has now been reported. Three times. > Fuck you! Ghost life matter. Lulz. > You're fucking retarded. No, you! > Jesus. Are you playing a shitty character or are you just the apex of neckbeard personalities? Aw, someone doesn't like their nonsense exposed to others.", "The mod who removed it also inferred the post was slanderous. Since when is quoting what people say considered slander?"], "response": "When it doesn't fit your narrative you have to quash it. Remember the truth isn't important. Just the perception of the truth is needed.", "id": "reddit_1244"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Admit it: Trump is unfit to serve", "How will history view the Congressional Republicans who do nothing?", "Hopefully they'll be remembered more as the Congressional Republicans who killed the party.", "This may seem like a good thing but I think there shouldn't be an unchecked majority in Congress, be it Republican or Democrat. On the other hand, dems right now seem less prone to the \"party before country\" kind of mindset. I mean, reps look like they won't mind ruling over a post apocalyptic wasteland as long as they are the rulers.", "Well, some other party would presumably rise to fill the void. Probably the Tea Party or some bullshit. Ick."], "response": "Libertarians would. Who are kind of fantasists but less actively evil.", "id": "reddit_1245"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["youtube", "YouTube really has gone to shit, they've been showing me the same videos for like three months, many of which I've already watched. If I don't click them they just stay there indefinitely, unless I manually select not interested on every one. It used to be every time I came back I got all new content, like reddit, but now it's like, hey you still haven't watched that Casey Neistat click bait \"Candice is Leaving Me!!*\" video from six weeks ago yet!! *to get some coffee", "\"recommended\" is 100% one of the most disappointing aspects of new YouTube. It is crappy because you are slammed into a [filter bubble](<URL> and there is no built-in means to escape it. Fuck \"recommended\", show me content that is inherently related to the video I am actually watching, not irrelevant crap.", "The irrelevance of the recommended drives me fucking nuts. I feel like it's used to advertise. I'll be binge watching MGS videos and then a random music video by some artist I don't care about pops up. I just want to watch Big Boss", "Once I accidentally watched a video about wasps and YouTube really latched onto that idea, took me ages to get rid of those things from my recommended. Also sucks when I fall asleep to a speedrun or something and Red keeps playing videos and by the time I wake up my recommended is just filled with all the videos I fell asleep to apparently.", "I swear back in the day ponies broke the algorithms. I had to make a new account because I accidentally clicked a MLP video and EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO. RECOMMENDED. TO. ME. WAS. PONIES."], "response": "Ha, my SO played one teletubbies video for our baby and now my page is filled up with the cunts.", "id": "reddit_1246"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Postgame Thread South Carolina Defeats Georgia 20-17 (2OT)", "I feel bad for the deer that Jake Fromm is going to take this out on.", "Don't worry, at this point I'm pretty sure he'll miss the deer entirely", "Bullet will get intercepted by a Rooster", "you know he ain’t gonna dieeeeeeeeeee", "Georgia fans will still claim he’s a better deer shooter than Fields too"], "response": "But Fields can hand off bullets good AF.", "id": "reddit_1247"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So somebody tried to steal my photo as their own yesterday saying it was them on the bike with their girlfriend, instead its actually my mate and his wife. I took the photo, so heres the original. Obviously in higher res than the other guy posted ;)", "Why do people do that shit? Pretty lame to make up stories like that if you ask me.", "My instructors in my motorcycle class told me stories about how people like to pose as riders. Just posers wanting to look cool Haha."], "response": "You mean Harley riders? I hate having to use the  but I'm going to put it here anyway.", "id": "reddit_1248"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["3arc... I see what you did there.", "This made me laugh more than I expected.", "#I TOO EXPELLED BREATH RAPIDLY TO EXPRESS STRONG EMOTIONS", "I TOO ENJOY THE CALL OF DUTY LIKE A HUMAN AND NOT LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING ZOGNOIDS", "\"Lel rip cod haha lol there's no way they can beat battlefield this year\" - Fanboys of every battlefield since battlefield 3", "I'll be honest I'll be playing Battlefield 1 this year"], "response": "Playing other games?! Unbelievable  But seriously same here it looks pretty good", "id": "reddit_1249"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["An old Reddit admin speaks his mind.", "Sounds believable. Definitely the bit about Pao not knowing how to use the site. Remember when she posted a link to a PM as a story submission?", "And now we know Pao should have never been made CEO. She can't even use Reddit properly."], "response": "Why not? The CEO of Harley Davidson doesn't even know how to ride a motorcycle! ", "id": "reddit_1250"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just a normal stretch for Gretzky", "soft, my nhl be a pro has 183 points in his last 12 games", "Still gonna be demoted to the AHL for taking too long on your shifts.", "im a goalie..."], "response": "A selfish goalie, clearly. Down to the AHL I say!", "id": "reddit_1251"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Meninist (1.3M followers) just got banned on Twitter", "So what was the reason for the ban?", "Yeah, nobody is asking why. There has to be a reason (not necessarily a good one or one I agree with).", "[deleted]"], "response": "So you mean they have just never broken the rules. You can't overwhelmingly never anything, it's either never, or not never.", "id": "reddit_1252"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Protestors Rally Outside Blizzcon 2019 with Winnie the Pooh Costumes", ">Livestreams covering the protests outside Blizzcon with the tag line “Let’s raid Blizzcon, they can’t stop us all”. Looks like the Area 51 raid just got ‘remastered’.", "Should've been \"let's raid blizzcon, they can't ban us all and take our tournament money\"", "Yeah, joke's on them, I'm fucking *terrible* at competitive games!", "Yeah? I bet I'm worse that you."], "response": "Oh yeah? Well I bet I’m so bad, I’ll lose in a competition to see who’s the worst at being the worst", "id": "reddit_1253"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Angel gang rise up", "Being able to reroll the half key as Isaac with d6 is great. I always prefer angel rooms over devil if I'm playing Isaac.", "Or finding filigree feather also. Just have to remember to actually have a bomb going in, and to actually bomb the stupid statue", "You can bomb the statue?? Man, I feel like a dummy for not trying that"], "response": "Yeah, be prepared for a fight though Edit: Also it might not do anything at first depending on what you’ve unlocked", "id": "reddit_1254"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Deutsche Bank Staff Saw Suspicious Activity in trump and Kushner Accounts", "Wow. Employees recommended filing SARs on Kushner and trump because their transactions resembled money laundering. Bank executives overruled them. This looks like exactly what Congress needs from their subpoena. Pretty huge story. No wonder trump is fighting this so hard. We need to know if this President was laundering money. Edit: I've received a lot of responses along the lines of \"of course we already know he did it!\" It's one thing to \"know\" it and quite another to prove it. I'd like to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt.", "> Pretty huge story. No wonder trump is fighting this so hard. > > We need to know if this President was laundering money. That's why he is fighting, because there is a very good chance that he is. I mean why would you fight something if you have nothing to hide?"], "response": "He wasn't money laundering, he was doing business. Smart business. You know how you know it was smart business? Because he never got caught. ", "id": "reddit_1255"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dota 2 Custom Games", "Overthrow? Rip HoTS...actually no reason to play that game at all anymore since this game mode is an even bigger brawl and lasts shorter for time constraints.", "Not to mention doesn't cost a fortune."], "response": "But I enjoy being limited and unlocking heroes feels good! ", "id": "reddit_1256"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["School boy takes MICROWAVE to school to carry books after school bans bags", "At a catholic school I went to in 9th grade before transferring back to public, we weren't allowed to carry our books in bags to class. This meant stopping at your locker every 2 periods and having to carry 2 heavy textbooks, two notebooks/binders and any workbooks or additional books you needed for the classes. The school was enormous. We had 3 floors where most of the classes were, in the shape of a square, with 4 stairwells. Each floor had roughly 60 classrooms, my locker was on the 3rd floor with most of my classes on the 1st and 2nd. There were also 2400 kids in the school so the hallways and stairwells were packed and we only had 4-5 minutes in between class. It was nearly impossible to get to class in time between the crowded halls and huge layout, and stopping at my locker made it even harder. Plus 3 tardies in any class counted as an absense for the day. If we had been allowed to carry backpacks it would have been so much easier.", "I went to a shitty public middle school and we weren't allowed to carry bags or go to our lockers except for during home room. We all lugged a stack of 5 or 6 books, plus mandatory trapper keepers, thru the halls. It was absurd.", "That's insane. How are 10-14 year olds supposed to carry that much weight?"], "response": "Gotta break their backs early so they all have preexisting medical conditions so they have to pay higher premiums! ", "id": "reddit_1257"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["ESPN stole and altered my Pac-12 Circle of Suck...", "[deleted]", "Between this and the cupcake thing ESPN and I are having some issues in our relationship right now.", "You should be thanking them for even showing it, tbh. ^anyonemakethisjokeyet?"], "response": "I will consider a box of cupcakes as an apology.", "id": "reddit_1258"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Petr Cech penalty save upvote party!", "C O J O N E S", "C A J O N E S A E J N O O N J E A S E N O J A C"], "response": "“Cajones” means boxes. I think you’re thinking of “cojones,” but then you made box art, so... I’m confused.", "id": "reddit_1259"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sen. Dianne Feinstein unilaterally releases Fusion GPS testimony", "From the testimony: \"Well, somewhat analogous to the Browder situation I found it notable this was something he didn't want to talk about and testified under oath he wouldn't know Felix if he ran into him in the street. That was not true. He knew him well and, in fact, continued to associate with him long after he learned of Felix's organized crime ties.\" EDIT: \"So, for instance, they changed the Republican platform, which is addressed in here. Carter Page shows up in Moscow and gives a speech. He's a campaign advisor and he gives a speech about dropping sanctions. trump continues to say mysterious things about what a great guy Putin is.\""], "response": "Just casual links to the mafia, no big deal right folks ", "id": "reddit_1260"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A Hawaiian Politician Is Introducing a Bill That Would Encourage Creation of Locally Owned Broadband Networks: \"One option is to reject corporate internet service providers altogether, and control the internet ourselves.\"", "Chattanooga in TN has already taken this approach. I remember filling out a survey in Nashville discussing the same idea. [Story about Chattanoga public internet](<URL>)"], "response": "But that's socialism!  Shame that the ISPs blocked their expansion, there should be more municipalities taking a close look at this project.", "id": "reddit_1261"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CM Punk with a fantastic display of sportsmanship after Chris Hamrick suffers a gruesome knee injury", "Hamrick's gear is a big ol yikes lmao", "I was watching an old Smoky Mountain show on youtube recently from 1993 and they had Tracey Smothers absolutely covered in the Confederate flag and waving a giant confederate flag over his head and portrayed as a super babyface. It was basically like when Lex Luger was super American but only with the confederacy.", "Smothers is still running around with the flag, but at least he's a delusional heel", "I worked a show once where he left in in his car and sent me out to get it during the meet and greet. I had to carry this confederate flag through the parking lot while fans were showing up, scared someone would snap a pic of me with the flag. I gave it to him and he was honestly shocked I went and got it and started laughing before thanking me.", "You didn't fold it?"], "response": "Yeah right and let the snowflakes win?! ", "id": "reddit_1262"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dems Call For Revoking Kushners Security Clearance", "The White House should not have the authority to give clearance like this.", "That is a tough call, really. How do we revoke this authority from the ultimate decider of classified info?", "A lot of people don't seem to understand the role of the president or that there is no superseding authority on this matter. Congress can impeach and remove him but they can't abridge his authority as the originating authority.", "The problem is that the ultimate check comes down to the voters. We never, ever, should have let someone like trump near the White House. This is on all of us. We failed."], "response": "But the Electoral College was supposed to prevent a populist demagogue from rising to power! ", "id": "reddit_1263"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Donald Trump Promised To Eliminate The Deficit In 8 Years. So Far, He Has Increased It By 68%", "It’s ok! He’s done this so many times he knows exactly what he’s doing! All you have to do is file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy then lawyers and accountants magically make the problems go away."], "response": "“Why can’t we just print more money?” - Trump, 2016.", "id": "reddit_1264"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["With today’s loss, the Minnesota Vikings have become the first team in NFL history to lose 30 playoff games", "Well, at least they've been to 30 playoff games...some teams can't even say that", "At first this seems like a negative stat, but they've made the playoffs 30 times. How many teams have done that?", "Only the Cowboys, Packers, Giants, and Steelers have more playoff appearances. [Source](<URL>", "The Browns have 28 playoff appearances but only 1 in the last 25 years. That’s crazy.", "Yeah, with just a normal last 25 years the Browns would be tops on this list by a couple.", "Fuck Art Modell"], "response": "3 words that can never be said enough.", "id": "reddit_1265"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kim Davis, clerk who refused to sign marriage licenses for gay couples, loses to Democrat", "title should be: \"Lady who refused to do job, loses job.\"", "\"Lady who refused to do her job is suprised people won't elect her to do a job\"", "“What are they gonna do? Vote me out of my job?” - Quote from lady voted out of job", "Now she’s unemployed and looking for work, and being jailed for refusing to do her last job isn’t going to look good on her resume.", "I hope she’s not planning to mooch off the rest of us and file for unemployment. Get a job lady!", "She should pull herself up by the bootstraps", "I'm sending her thoughts and prayers", "I have a truckload of thoughts and prayers for this unemployed lady."], "response": "Is it ok to regift thoughts and prayers? Asking for me.", "id": "reddit_1266"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I was shadowbanned after posting theories that the FPH banning was a testing ground for a new bot system that dismantles the Streisand effect to impress potential investors. No brigading, harassing, shitposts (well maybe some), or repeat spamming. More info in description...", "Maybe you should have started by messaging the admins and asking why you were shaddowbaned. There's a good chance it was just a mistake in the chaos of the fattening or maybe you unintentionally ran afoul of the rules. But instead you chose to share this... theory with everyone. Thanks? Eddit: I love that this post is still picking up downvotes even after we learned that I was more or less right.", "Maybe you should read the last few lines of my post again? And regardless my theory isn't that far fetched? **EDIT** Oh you came here from SRD. I thought you were going to point out something specifically you disagreed with in my theories at the very least... Nothin to see here folks. This mind has been prepackaged and made up :)"], "response": ">Oh you came here from SRD Impossible. SRD users would NEVER go brigading or posting in threads linked in their subreddit. ", "id": "reddit_1267"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["NCAA Launches Investigation Into Why It Wasn’t Making Millions Off Recent College Admissions Scandal", "I liked the one that said “thousands of students forced to attend Iowa State after University sets Acceptance rate to 140%", "Sounds like a prison sentence: \"Yeah, man I had to do four years at Ames\"", "I did 4 years in South Bend, single sex dorms, not exactly a picnic in the winter.", "You could only have sex ONCE in each dorm? Did they just burn them to the ground after?!", "No no no, only one pair/group is allowed to have sex at a time. Lots of n-somes"], "response": "That would be the most efficient way of running a single-sex dorm room.", "id": "reddit_1268"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["reposted cuz removed", "Hot Take: I can't stand Jerma ' TF2 content, but I regularly watch his current Twitch streams", "I think i get that, he isn't very good at tf2 at all, but he's just a very funny guy when he's doing basically anything."], "response": "But guys what about “sphee” haha remember “sphee” guys come on it’s funny haha ", "id": "reddit_1269"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Brexit will soon have cost the UK more than all of its payments to the EU over the last 47 years put together", "Proper British money being spent on proper British values. Better that than sending it all to those unelected EU beurocrats and getting nothing in return! ", "there are no americans here. we know you’re being sarcastic", ">there are no americans here. we know you’re being sarcastic Some of us value our friendship enough to pay at least a little bit of attention to how you're fairing across the pond!", "Not well...send help! Not that you're in a good position either :(", ">Not well...send help! Not that you're in a good position either :( Obviously it would be preferable that they weren't needed, but I was really happy that Californian firefighters were helping out in Australia because at least we're doing *something* good for the world."], "response": "They've certainly had a fair share of practice tackling relatively similar fires, so that's great to hear :)", "id": "reddit_1270"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Post Game Thread Stephen F. Austin defeats #1 Duke 85-83 in OT", "Biggest Kenpom upset ever. #1 vs. #263", "Wonder what the previous record was? ...was it us? D:", "No, KU at #7 vs. TCU at #265"], "response": "I'm assuming that was the game KU scored 13 in the first half? That was the ugliest thing I've ever seen", "id": "reddit_1271"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["‘Avengers: Endgame’ Finally Conquers King of The World James Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ To Becoming The Highest Grossing Film Of All-Time", "Congratulations to Disney on beating Disney as the all time box office champion!", "[deleted]", "And soon they're going to be launching their own streaming service and we will see who survives in the Netflix v Amazon v Disney v every other streaming service death match.", "Piracy, the unexpected competitor. Edit: wow high comment of mine. Hoist the Jolly Roger I suppose.", "God knows I’m not paying for like 5 different services. Seems like our best bet is to hoist the flag and go “sailing” again", "I'm gonna have to learn how to pirate. :("], "response": ">I'm gonna have to learn how to pirate. :( Come aboard the black pearl, my brother. I will teach you the ways of a pirate.", "id": "reddit_1272"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What common item has a feature that most people do not know?", "Most toasters have little removable trays at the bottom that catch the crumbs that fall off the bread. Empty these to prevent burning your house down! Also you can push the lever up to make the toast stand out of the toaster, so you don't have to stick your fingers in. I feel like lots of people don't realise it doesn't only push down."], "response": "You don't have to stick your fingers in, just use a fork ", "id": "reddit_1273"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Put the blame where it belongs", "Adam Johnson is the host of a great podcast called [Citations Needed](<URL> about \"the media, power, PR, and the history of bullshit.\" Fantastic commentary on ways the media is problematic and serves to reinforce power structures. Really can't recommend it enough.", "The episode on \"The Civility Fetish\" is great and I recommend."], "response": "One of my favorites. Since listening, I pick up on instances of fetishized civility all the time.", "id": "reddit_1274"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Put Patch Notes IN THE ACTUAL GAME", "I'm not sure why this isn't a thing. It's not like it would be hard."], "response": "But the dataminers are making the devs have to work on hidding things, so no time for that. ", "id": "reddit_1275"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Greatest sport moment of the decade", "I don’t care what other people say, playoffs create the most exciting matches.", "And some of the best goals [This beaut from Chris Cohen Vs Blackpool](<URL>) [Joe Garner Vs Rotherham](https://youtu.be/acPV2p31pOU) Note: both teams failed miserably in the following play off games", "I'd argue Nick Powell's goal for Crewe in 2012 was up there as well."], "response": "Ah, Nick Powell. One of SAF's last great finds ", "id": "reddit_1276"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The New Cinematic if it was in the Real Game", "Lux pinging her ping lol", "Also the immediate surrender after the missed ult", "Not gonna lie, the Galio ULT was sick. Had to watch it a few times.", "I don't see the Galio ult, where is it"], "response": "Almost at the end, after he ultra the wing spreads out. And you see Gallio.", "id": "reddit_1277"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Carson Palmer has retired from the NFL", "Wentz now undisputed #1 Carson in the NFL"], "response": "But is Carson the #1 Palmer in NFL history? Jordan would like a word. ", "id": "reddit_1278"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sources: Jeffrey Epstein dies by suicide in Manhattan jail cell", "A cross-section of alternative (non-google) links about the Epstein \"suicide\": <URL> <URL> <URL> <URL> <URL>", "FUCK they really didn’t want him to talk huh?", "[deleted]", "He WAS in federal custody. The MCC (Manhattan Corrections Center) is a facility ran by the Department of Justice, not the State of NY. Let me repeat that. HE WAS ON SUICIDE WATCH IN THE SAME JAIL THAT HELD EL CHAPO, AND HE SOMEHOW STILL \"HUNG\" HIMSELF. This fucking stinks to high heaven...", "Hes fo sho alive lol."], "response": "Faking his death could be a way to actually keep him alive until he can testify.", "id": "reddit_1279"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Senna: Shadow’s Embrace | Champion Animated Trailer - League of Legends", "That was really well done.", "PROPS TO THE FUCKING MADLAD LUCIAN USING THE AMMO STOCK OF HIS GUN TO BLOW THE LANTERN SKYWIDE He deserves Senna back, what a fucking play in the face of all his fears and when all hope was lost. He really pulled it together and I have mad respect for him.", "doesn't it seem like Senna is possessed by Thresh or some shit", "feels more to me like a traumatic, it changed her way.", "She actually found a new lover in the lantern and she didn't expect to have to break it to Lucian", "no man that's the darkest timeline dont do that to lucian", "No NTR in MY league of legends."], "response": "Does this mean Thresh is the ugly bastard? Edit: spelling", "id": "reddit_1280"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Classic EA", "I'm sure this will be thoroughly explained during their AMA on Wednesday. Which reminds me, gotta get some popcorn.", "Remember to sort for \"Controversial\" instead of top so EAs answers even show up.", "Would they even show up then? Reddit should add a sort by bottom option just for that thread.", "Think I read recently that there's a new sorting option used in /r/iama that prioritizes showing comments answered by the OP regardless of score.", "Yeah it's the Q&A option. Made for situations like this where people are going to downvote the shit out of the answerer."], "response": "I tend to use it for AMA's anyways since a lot of times the top question never gets answered when sorting by \"best\"", "id": "reddit_1281"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This news paper from the Dominican republic used a picture of Alec Baldwin as trump", "I remember Fox news used a picture of [Tina Fey] as Sarah Palin too, instead of Sarah Palin herself.", "To be somewhat fair, they look extraordinarily similar.", "Wasn't the \"I can see Russia from my house\" quote actually said by Tiny Fey but people attribute it to Sarah Palin?", "URL Yes it was. It was based on a quote where she said it is possible to see Russia from a certain island in Alaska, but she never said \"I can see Russia from my house.\""], "response": "Snopes says it is false. But since it’s a liberal fake news site run by Soros and Hillary, doesn’t that mean it’s actually true? ", "id": "reddit_1282"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez plays League! This was on her Instagram today!", "We had boxing matches between celebrities/politicians, can we already get some LoL dog fights between teams? They are even colored red/blue, duh", "1v1 to decide the fate of the nation", "Mrs Obama get down to the botlane and set some wards!", "Mr. Carter is feeding as Talon Mid, the bastard...", "We can't put poor Jimmy through that treatment again with League, guys, come on."], "response": "They took away his ~~peanut farm~~ his items", "id": "reddit_1283"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Found at the entrance to St George’s in Cape Town. I love this church.", "Church is not a museum for \"good\"people,but a hospital for the broken."], "response": "Fr Stephen Freeman likes to put it that Christ did not come to make bad men good, but to make dead men live.", "id": "reddit_1284"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Too real", "Hello. I am also a team that lost by double digits to Nova.", "Can we start a support group?", "I’m down for this, I still have PTSD from those raining 3’s and that 22-4 lead to start the game"], "response": "You could always show them this to give them PTSD back: <URL>", "id": "reddit_1285"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Don’t Let This Die. Shes A Confirmed Child Sex Trafficker. She Was As Involved As Epstein Himself. She Ruined The Lives Of Children By Profiting Off Of The Sale Of Them To Blackmail High-Level Disgusting Politicians & Aristocrats. Why Is She Not Under Arrest?! Arrest Her Now!", "My sad prediction is there are probably screenwriters working feverishly on a script for a movie about all of this. It'll get made, it'll get watered down and twisted, it'll be released as \"based on a true story\", people will see it, it'll probably be nominated/win awards, and that'll be that. So not only will nobody go punished for any of this, but others will profit off the existence of it, and the victims will never see a dime of it.", "And the movie will be what goes down in history as the 'truth'."], "response": "Not that Hollywood has ever re-written history before... ", "id": "reddit_1286"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump tweets predicting Obama would start a war with Iran to get re-elected are coming back to haunt him", "He doesn't care. His supporters don't care and won't draw the parallel. Nothing is haunting trump.", "Remember when r/politics screamed Hillary is a hawk and trump is a dove? I member", "I was told if she was elected she would immediately go to war with Sirya and Iran.", "And we would get taco trucks on every corner. Instead we get this mess.", "Still don't understand why taco trucks at every corner was portrayed as a negative"], "response": "Everyone would get fat from those tacos...? America already has an obesity problem, you know ", "id": "reddit_1287"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Cowboys to move on without Jason Garrett, source says", "Obviously the right move, but why did it take so goddamn long? Can’t help but imagine they probably missed out on some crucial interviews for other candidates", "Boys probably already know who they want to go after. But i think they wanted to find Jason a FO job, but they couldnt come to terms, or Jason still wants to coach.", "Urban Meyer here we come", "I may be in the minority, but he’s the coach I want them to go after. Proven success at every college team he coached at, and this team seems like it would perform well in his schemes. Not too mention by the time he’s ready to bow out in 4-5 years because of medical reasons, all but like 3-5 guys will be moving on anyway"], "response": "Are you sure Urban Meyer would be able to properly utilize a running back like Ezekiel Elliot? ", "id": "reddit_1288"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Insane Ripper Spree", "And to think that you only got a UAV out of that", "You can't expect the game to reward you for not playing the objective can you? "], "response": "I'd say he is playing the objective, killing the enemy near the goal is very important in delivering the robot.", "id": "reddit_1289"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wenger’s final agent must be activated", "For the love of god please Liverpool. Based off this feeling rn, I don’t think I can handle it if Spurs actually win it all", "I've felt rage before but this is the first time I can remember feeling nauseous after a result, I can't describe how much I need Liverpool to win", "I don't feel rage. I just feel sick.", "Yep. Honestly am feeling poorly, my stomach is finished", "I honestly dont think I will even feel half as bad if we get smashed tomorrow. This is probably the lowest moment ever for me in my 25 years of living. Feeel like someone's died", "Fuck man, if Spurs win, then watching football will be impossible for me for a long time"], "response": "If Spurs win and Chelsea win EL, I'll just move to Sri Lanka and start following cricket. I'd be done with football.", "id": "reddit_1290"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A person wearing a suit in a room of people in t-shirts is usually the most important person there, a person wearing a t-shirt in a room full of suits is more likely the most important person in the room", "The stupidity on this sub is at maximum this morning, I love it."], "response": "Noone is more qualified to talk about rich people than reddit ", "id": "reddit_1291"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My friend was out riding and of course...", "OMG the dumb fuck just stops on the highway what a shit for brains!!~!", "Yea that’s a second ticket around here.", "[deleted]", "I don’t want a pickle, just wanna ride on my motorsikel.", "And I don’t want a tickle, I’d rather ride on my motorsikel.", "and i dont want to die, just wanna ride my motorsigh ... cle."], "response": "So now I'm just trying to figure out if you're Arlo Guthrie fans or Fenslerfilms.", "id": "reddit_1292"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A stealth game where you play a goose, by the developers of Push Me Pull You", "I'll wait for the Canadian DLC to come out, that way I can kill the people.", "It will be called \"A stealth game where you play ~~a~~ ~~goose~~ as satan\".", "I kind of thought it would be something simple like \"Canadian Goose: Fuck You, You Fucking Cunt\"", "It's a Canada Goose, not Canadian."], "response": "So if I was Canadian, I would be a Canada human? ", "id": "reddit_1293"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["All that’s missing is Don Draper and Bill the Butcher", "anarchy is smart, don't you know?"], "response": "Literally the only possible conclusion you can arrive at when formulating a logical political philosophy bro ", "id": "reddit_1294"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Treyarch makes the most unbalanced game ever.", "You think that's bad? I was playing domination, and I only realised after that my team was playing against 54 enemies, and they were bloody immortal.", "And then my controller ran out of battery."], "response": "That ruin(ed) your gameplay experience, didn't it. At least your ping didn't (gravity) spike, did it?", "id": "reddit_1295"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Holder: If Trump directed Cohen to lie, impeachment proceedings ‘must begin’", "* Mitch pokes head out of shell..then slowly puts it back in.", "Usually I help turtles across the road but McConnell is on his own."], "response": "I'd be 100% with Master Shredder to get this turtle.", "id": "reddit_1296"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lebron James gives a behind the back pass to himself, through his teammate’s legs.", "If I was Thompson (#13), I wouldn't know whether to be happy or sad that I pretty much just got nutmegged by my own teammate", "Considering this play will likely be played in James' career highlights for decades, I'd be cool with the recognition. No matter how small, lol. Without Thompson there and screening off Covington the exact way that he did, this play wouldn't be a tenth as awesome as it is. Not in my opinion anyway because I've literally never seen something like this happen in a basketball game.", "Yeah Thompson is the unsung hero of this play. His pick was perfect and James would have been able to drive they lane either way."], "response": "Well in the finals Lebron alley ooped himself off the backboard and posterized Tristan also.", "id": "reddit_1297"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["German exchange Student at IIT Madras is being sent back home by the Indian immigration department because he joined the protest.", "If foreigners are not allowed to engage in Indian politics then I look forward to Canadian Kumar's imminent deportation order.", "Very true. If a foreigner is allowed to interview the PM of our country days before LS elections on Indian news channel, there’s nothing more political than it."], "response": "You are forgetting an important point. It was an apolitical interview. ", "id": "reddit_1298"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lewis Hamilton Wins the 2019 Drivers Championship", "The only man that could drive with no tyres on", ">I have no tires here Bono! *sets fastest lap*", ">I'm on the jacks Bono! *lap record*"], "response": "> I'm doing the race on foot Bono! _approaches the speed of light_", "id": "reddit_1299"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Senator Sanders to ask why drug, once free, now costs $375k", "The US health \"care\" system is nothing but an extortion racket.", "Some would argue that the same is true of our housing and education markets.", "If one small company could supply this drug free then manufacturing costs must be almost nothing. This company has no excuse and cannot justify the price they have put on this drug. They should be sued and the company seized and all right to manufacture any medication given freely to other manufacturers that have a record of reasonable price increases over the years."], "response": "But that is socialism or communism & those aren’t Murican! ", "id": "reddit_1300"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["United Airlines is proud to present their new club class", "The seatbelt sign is off. You may now beat the living shit out of each other", "'If this is your first flight, you must fight!'", "Fight for the right of flight", "RKO OUTTA FIRST CLASS!", "[HE'S BROKEN IN HALF](<URL>"], "response": "You do not decide to fight or flight. You do both.", "id": "reddit_1301"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["They let me sit in it", "Wow a redditor who actually got to sit in a car! Oh", "They probably just let him sit in it because he has the same name as that car driving guy", "No, you're thinking of motoring journalist, Fernando Alonso.", "No, you're thinking of space entrepreneur, Lando Calrissian.", "No, you're thinking of famous American actor and martial artist Chuck Norris."], "response": "No, you're thinking of the ape species, *Jeremy clarkson*", "id": "reddit_1302"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I’m building a game where you can hunt Ghosts with your friends! Or you can BE the Ghost… 👻", "So prop hunt meets ghost busters? EDIT: After reading into it more im only getting more hyped for this, game looks awesome. Hopefully ill have another time sucking game to play on the weekends"], "response": "No man, it's a GHOST sucking game, not a time sucking game. ", "id": "reddit_1303"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My Uber driver was a slimmer, cooler, mustached version of myself.", "Guy could've killed you, shaved off his mustache, ate three bags of cheetos, and taken over your life.", "Or OP could've killed him grew a moustache and lose weight, then become an uber driver serial killer"], "response": "This is why I don't use those driving services, anyone could be a serial killer. Drunk driving saves lives, lesson for all you kids ", "id": "reddit_1304"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["FIFA has decided that teams whose supporters are guilty of racist behaviour automatically forfeit the match if the referee decides to abandon it", "Effective on Monday this rule will apply to all FIFA competitions, both international and national. A match can be cancelled and resulted in a loss only after the referee has applied the three-step procedure which includes the speaker making a warning to the fans and the referee making a temporary break.", "Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this give the officials another reason not to suspend play? That three steps process is already in effect, right? And it's never used even without this punitive addition. So why does this make it better?"], "response": "Go to all away games. Sit in home end. Chant racist abuse at Watford players. Watford wins the Premier League, England win Euros. ", "id": "reddit_1305"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Kyrsten Sinema wins, will become the first Democratic senator from Arizona in a quarter century", "[removed]", "They're calling fraud on Fox news comments. All those caravan voters! Lol", "You mean the ones that rushed up here across the Mexican desert, snuck across the border, registered to vote fraudulently without getting caught, voted straight ticket D, then snuck back to the caravan hundreds of miles away? Those voters?"], "response": "See? Look how well organized and power hungry they are! ​ ", "id": "reddit_1306"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kansas is finalizing a deal to hire Les Miles", "everyone stay calm.. STAY FUCKING CALM", "Kansas has a football coach with a national championship ring... EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!!", "Kansas joins the club of Alabama, Clemson, tOSU and Texas A&M, active head coaches who won a national championship. Edit: I mean, 4 active head coaches who won NC as head coaches"], "response": "They also become the only school to have two active head coaches who have won FBS and CBB National titles.", "id": "reddit_1307"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Well I’ve just been slapped in the face by nostalgia.....", "Phone Guy = Purple Guy Is Foxy a good guy? Is there a child’s skull inside withered Bonnie? Withered Foxy says Freedom Mangle = Yes Springtrap is saying help me Edit: Toy Chica is removing her beak to rebuild Mangle Pink Man is the killer Chica has phone guys body inside of her “Salavge” The Alleged Purple Guy Animatronic Sparky the dog Mangle’s static has a secret message Balloon Boy has a child stuffed inside of him"], "response": "> Withered Foxy says Freedom I always thought he said \"FREE HUGS!\" ", "id": "reddit_1308"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["DC United 1-0 Orlando - W. Rooney 10", "What on Earth did Orlando ever do to Wayne Rooney?", "Rooney must have had a bad trip to Disney World because he is good for one insane play vs Orlando every game", "<URL>", "This is awesome, but I kind of want to know the context of the pre-shopped image here lol.", "This isn’t photoshopped tho.."], "response": "So why was Rooney being punched by Mickey mouse?", "id": "reddit_1309"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A simple test of Twitters culture", ">Racism >prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior. Where does the logic of \"reverse racism\" even come from... It has never been about just White vs Others", ">Where does the logic of \"reverse racism\" even come from... It has never been about just White vs Others This is another instance of people on the internet use a term wrong. Reverse Racism is defined as racism against a majority group. The discrimination against black people in South Africa during apartheid is a good example reverse racism. It does not solely mean racism against white people."], "response": "Yeah, like Robin Hood and reverse stealing ", "id": "reddit_1310"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["NCAA Board of Governors starts process to enhance name, image and likeness opportunities", "EA'S NCAA FOOTBALL IS ^^^^maybe BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.", "I would take a re release of '14 while they work on the new one", "Add playoffs and the four schools to join FBS since and then same", "Subscribe ​ Edit: Go on ahead and add those FCS schools too why don't ya.", "Are you trying to tell me FCS East isn't a real school!?"], "response": "I lost to those motherfuckers so many times! ", "id": "reddit_1311"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["‘Kill the gays’ pastor suggests climate activist Greta Thunberg is demonically possessed and ‘needs Jesus’...because she wants a clean environment. Jesus luvs some pollution Greta!", "He doesn't believe in climate change which is supported by mountains of scientific evidence but does believe in demons for which absolutely no evidence exists.", "Well, obviously the demons/evil forces created fake evidence to manipulate everyone; and there's no way we feeble minded God puppets could ever even perceive demons...that's some other-worldly shit. ", "Don't forget how specifically he's the chosen one to identify the wrongdoings.", "History says he is 3 months away from a homosexual prostitute meth scandal.", "The devil made him do it!", "It's okay, God forgives all, even church pedo But not the gays, though", "Don’t worry it was a little girl", "And they didn't use a condom. So it's not *that* immoral. "], "response": "And she will carry the pregnancy to term, god loves 10 year old moms. ", "id": "reddit_1312"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bryce Harper walkoff grand slam to complete sweep of Chicago", "[Longer version](<URL> courtesy of [Baseball Theater](<URL> Edit: MLB came through, more videos! * [Statcast of walk-off grand slam](<URL> * [Must C video](<URL> * [Harper on walk-off grand slam](<URL> * [Phillies' seven-run scoring in 8th and 9th](<URL> All of the videos for this game, including recap and condensed game, are located [here](<URL>", "\"just hit the ball lol\" --Charlie Manuel", "Hit that shit far, see it’s easy"], "response": "Quiet down will ya? I think the Indians heard you", "id": "reddit_1313"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Unfortunately, the Mane to Madrid rumours were true after all...", "I was ready to turn off my LFC pacemaker already you absolute monster"], "response": "You’re not allowed to unclench until June 2nd. Mod please softban ", "id": "reddit_1314"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My dog destroyed her toy cactus, and there was another sad cactus inside", "Inside every happy cactus is a sad cactus waiting to come out.", "but on the outside, cacti are mostly pricks.", "I'd make an excellent cactus. Missed my calling."], "response": "I identify as a cactus and this insults me", "id": "reddit_1315"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What’s a suitable punishment for people who litter in national parks?", "Make them clean the park Edit: thanks for the silver you three. I didn’t expect that many upvotes... 😳", "I like this. It's level headed and not a form of medieval or psychological torture and it accomplishes 3 things: 1) Serves as a deterrent. Cleaning a park is time-consuming and exhausting and unappealing. 2) Shows the person first-hand the consequences of their actions. They now know what someone else would have to deal with as a result of their actions. 3) The person has a chance to explore and perhaps gain a new appreciation for the park they were destroying. I imagine that at least a few people would be captivated by nature and the park's beauty while cleaning it, and that would really teach the lesson well.", "Okay... let's assume they refuse to clean the park. What then?"], "response": "Either the electric chair or being hang in public, their choice. ", "id": "reddit_1316"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The german National Team wont play anymore in countries where women dont have equal rights and arent allowed to visit football stadiums without discrimination.", "Guys, this is a mistranslation. What he really said is they won't let the national team play in countries where women aren't allowed equal access to stadiums. There's no requirement of equal rights elsewhere.", "This would have been a great gesture maybe a decade ago...hell even 3-4 years ago, but completely pointless now since even Saudi Arabia and now Iran allow women into stadiums.", "It also talks about discrimination so SA might not qualify since women can’t sit next to men in stadiums, can they?", "[deleted]", "Separate but equal is inherently unequal."], "response": "Dwight, it's not a matter of more or less. Our pay is just different.", "id": "reddit_1317"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["DAWKO BEAT 50/20", "I’ve never been more happy to lose a bet! Congratulations Dawko! :)", "You liar! You said we wouldn't hear from you again until you finished your task!"], "response": "What if the task is interview prep? ", "id": "reddit_1318"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["MISC Yes Supercell notice good ideas so post them!", "This is why Clash of Clans has been alive and thriving for so many years!", "Supercell is the best company in entire gaming industry to ever exist in entire human history IMO P.S. I can bet rn Im gonna get hated for saying my opinion", "Maybe for mobile but no way of all time when you have company’s like rockstar or Nintendo", "Nintendo I can get behind, but I disagree with rockstar what with GTA 5 being such a cash grab in online.", "Let’s not forget how boring RDR2 Online is. It has so much potential but that aren’t doing anything with it.", "I wouldnt know, I stopped playing shortly into the story and after looking at the outrageous grinding in online.", "It’s fun online. A grind is exactly what it is. I enjoy the hunting and gathering aspect of it but not many do. The stranger missions are repetitive. The leveling up offers almost nothing except a different gun that is either barely better or barely worse than one of the starting ones. There are also several options for styles and builds of horses but the one you get for free is the best in the game stats wise. So it’s kinda boring."], "response": "The cards are 100% the hardest and most important grind. I did cougar duplication glitches and have like 20k, but don't play anymore.", "id": "reddit_1319"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Senate has passed the Cannabis Legalization Bill (Bill C-45)", "The next two weeks the HoC has [Sitting days with possible extension of sitting hours (S.O. 27(1)).]( <URL> Let's hope they can blaze through those four dozen amendments. Edit : better pun", "Lets wait for the smoke to settle."], "response": "I'm sure they'll be able to get this rolled up in no time.", "id": "reddit_1320"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Schefter Beastmode officially is back in Seattle. Marshawn Lynch and the Seahawks have an agreement, and Seattle has a new RB to line up against SF during Sunday night’s NFC-West-deciding showdown.", "If he contributes to a win against the 49ers it might become the greatest story in our teams history. More than likely he’s gonna get 6 carries for 15 yards and dance on the sidelines which I’m also totally game for.", "[No, Steve Largent leveling Mike Harden will still be the greatest story in Seahawks history](<URL>). That would be a good second though."], "response": "Wait, I thought all the Seahawks fans were 12 years old or something, there's no way they could remember that ", "id": "reddit_1321"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lebron James gives a behind the back pass to himself, through his teammate’s legs.", "That is one of the filthiest moves I've ever seen, even the finish was silky smooth. Say what you will about the man, he can ball.", "His ball handling skills is legendary. Doesn't hurt that the man is a nearly 250 pounds of solid muscle. He is a monster.", "I want to know what his career would have been like as a WR or TE in the NFL", "Whatever sport Lebron picked as a child he likely would have had a shot at pro in all of them lol. Maybe not, but I’d like his odds at least in football as a pro. Again, only if he had picked that as his sport for life, not some Michael Jordan style"], "response": "Just imagine what his athleticism could do in the sport of curling. My god. ", "id": "reddit_1322"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["League of Legends to Introduce Separate Ranked Queue for Female and Nonbinary Players in 2019, Will not Include Male Champions", ">how dare they call us manbabies >cries for days after"], "response": ">Men being stoic Toxic masculinity >Men showing emotion Fragile masculinity Feminist always win ", "id": "reddit_1323"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["All four people accused of Hyderabad vet gangrape killed in encounter.", "This is not the first time Telangana cops have done it. I remember a similar outrage against the accused who killed a girl with acid which resulted in an encounter. This was may be 8-9 years ago.", "Heard the same dude who did that is the commissioner now or something", "Yes. VC Sajjanar, Current Cyberabad CP was SP of warangal district whence the acid attack incident happened.", "So it's this good or bad??", "This! I remember it like it happened yesterday. I was in warangal at that time and the exact same thing happened. We obviously knew it was a fake encounter then, as it is now."], "response": "I was there too, it happened at the same place where the incident took place near a well i think", "id": "reddit_1324"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["1950s She sure was ahead of her times.", "Didn’t the guy at Macombo not give her gig cause he thought she wasn’t glamorous enough, not cause of her race?"], "response": "Oh yeah, I'm sure that was it. ", "id": "reddit_1325"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chris Brown arrested after a show in Florida on a felony battery warrant. Can we please end this piece of trashs career already?", "In before rabid fans excuse his behavior away. He's not a good person, his music is mediocre, has racked up multiple assault charges, and yet just another example of money and fame keeping society rejects out of prison."], "response": "Ok yall need to leave my boo alone. ", "id": "reddit_1326"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When you wake up at 7am as a European", "Anyone have a tldr what happened?", "TLDR of the last year: trump tears up Iran Nuclear agreement and imposed sanctions on Iran. Iran’s economy has been spiraling into chaos ever since and massive protests erupt in December with the IRI (Islamic Republic of Iran) violently suppressing protesters (even shutting down the internet country-wide for a week, besides killing people). IRI has provoked war a couple of times with confiscating British ships in International waters and shooting down unmanned aircraft over neutral airspace. The U.S. hasn’t retaliated militarily, but continued the sanctions. Part of Iran’s military has now entered Iraq to help stage an uprising against the U.S. presence there. They attacked the U.S. Embassy and killed a contractor working there. The U.S. has responded with a strong mobilization of troops and strikes at enemy positions, which include Soleimani, the leader of Iran’s special army (Quds) which is also a designated terrorist organization.", "Quds is a terrorist organization according to the US, Saudi Arabia and Israel."], "response": ">according to the US, Saudi Arabia and Israel Well those are 3 countries that are obviously trustworthy without any doubt... ", "id": "reddit_1327"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A man in India protesting for better roads..", "Best idea ever ! I hope they will work on the roads now.", "Dude, this guy should work making commercial advertising... this is genius"], "response": "You dont know? This is the actor that was used in the staged NASA moon landing. ", "id": "reddit_1328"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Fat chance console wont beat us.", "I believe it’s honestly impossible to truly beat pc because we can constantly upgrade and improve as new tech comes out. Also customization.", "Obviously. This is a fact. I still don't understand how some console gamers give the excuse that console is better", "I think you are looking at this from a different point of view of those who prefer consoles. I have a PS4 pro, Switch and a PC. Imo, PC is still my platform of choice but both the Switch and PS4 pro have advantages depending on what you prefer and are looking for in a platform to play games. There are a lot of people that do not want to bother with building a PC and just want a simple system where you put the game and play. Many also don't care about customization or about other non-gaming features that a PC offers (many of these people already have a PC to work for example) And yes, PC gaming these days is more convenient than ever, but it's still not as convenient as a console. With a console you don't have to worry about specs, what graphics settings you should use, messing around with them until you find the sweet spot for your framerates, etc (this is one of the reasons why I think the Steam Machine flopped, it offered too many options and was poorly advertised, it just confused people) Steam sales are also no longer a big advantage point for PC because PSN also offers pretty good deals every now and again. Eshop on the other hand sucks on that front. Speaking of sales, you can pick up a ps4 slim or pro for pretty good prices when they are on sale. You can grab a slim for 200 euros or less. And a lot of AAA exclusives in these systems are must play for gamers. They offer great gameplay and stories, great experiences and without bashing you with MX and loot boxes. Personally, I think platform wars are fun as a joke, but they are extremely dumb if you take them seriously. The better platform is ultimately subjective. It depends on what you want from a platform", "Bro, you descibed choice based on need and features. Sometimes the people that prefer consoles have only a couch, 2 hours max to a game or netflix before the next work day. So you totally make sense."], "response": "Well then they should get a pc so things load faster ", "id": "reddit_1329"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Riding home Friday after work", "I know it’s not smart. But cruise control and some speed makes that really easy. I do that on long rides to stretch out. But only for a quick second not for miles. I wouldn’t do that on a Harley though...", "Why not on a Harley? What makes the difference?"], "response": "Haven't you heard? Harley's will randomly explode out of no where and for no particular reason! ", "id": "reddit_1330"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Playing Spiderman when I found a building that looked familiar...", "That is one of the coolest feelings when playing video games set in real locations.", "I went to school in Boston and live in DC now so Fallouts 3 and 4 are fun that way even though the timeline divergence means the similarities are fewer.", "My hometown was a deathclaw sanctuary in Fallout 3. It was upsetting", "My apartment used to be where Reilly's Rangers were trapped.", "The Brotherhood Outcasts set up an outpost not far from where I used to live.", "I sleep in the subway", "Are we still talking about Fallout?"], "response": "I fell out of the dustbin last night...", "id": "reddit_1331"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Kim Jong-un crosses into South Korea", "\"A new history begins now - at the starting point of history and the era of peace.\" Wow Kim Jong Un", "I sincerely hope this is legitimately the start of an era of peace. But may I just add that Kim Jong Un is actually very eloquent.", "Its amazing how fast people’s opinion has changed of him on here. This guys the leader of a country that murders and imprisons thousands of their own people every year."], "response": "Hitler was beautiful orator and very kind to dogs. A kindred spirits ", "id": "reddit_1332"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hello from the other side", "Nobody mentions any price tag of our players now, nor their salary.", "Sad to see Studge go but it’s nice to free up ~130k per week in wages.", "130k 40k per pax for contract renewals And some coffee money", "Can lend me £120 to pay for Saturday nights hostel I never slept in.", "Did you at least pee there once?", "No. But I did manage to stick my bag behind reception and it was still there in the morning when I tried to check in. Wouldn't of fancied taking that the game and all round Madrid.", "Then it was £120 well spent! Very jealous of you, mate. I would have given my left bollock and £120 to have been there!"], "response": "Well I spent more on flights, food and ale but yeah it doesn't really matter, its only money. That was the only downside.", "id": "reddit_1333"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Child fees should be a thing and dogs should be free", "If it wasn’t illegal then landlords would absolutely charge fees for children. They cause a lot of damage.", "[deleted]", "It's not so much a loophole as it's these laws are explicitly written to allow senior-only housing but otherwise ban age-based discrimination. At least in the US it's a combo of trying to reduce discrimination but knowing the older generations vote more regularly/consistently, and that group doesn't want to deal with neighborhood kids.", "Alot of places in Canada have adult only apartments, but those come at a premuim cost."], "response": "Gee, I wonder why those would come at a premium? ", "id": "reddit_1334"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In response to the Koscielny exit, this twitter exchange made me smile.", "How does he not see that coming", "Probably only been a fan since spurs became relevant in the past couple years, so there's a chance he doesn't get the reference", "Or could have genuinely not thought about it because he was looking for quick banter"], "response": "Sol lives rent free in every spurs fan head. I will chalk this to a new fan.", "id": "reddit_1335"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["France’s EU minister names her cat Brexit because ‘he meows loudly to be let out but just stands there when I open the door’", "We're being trolled by the French now, thanks Nigel. :-|", "And the Dutch [<URL>", "He presented it like a compliment"], "response": "They do that, the Dutch don't really do aggression, but they have a solid line on passive aggression.", "id": "reddit_1336"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["SPECIALIST IN FAILURE Upvote so this is the first thing that comes up when you search specialist in failure.", "Frankly I hope this idiot stays in the Man U job for as long as possible, he's doing the great job there I want him to do. I respect the fact that the man (used) to be a great manager and the many trophies he's won, But this is a guy who has never had any class whatsoever. He also had plenty of funds at his disposal after his good work with Porto and in pretty much every job since. This man has no real values unlike Wenger and even Ferguson, if he gave a toss about Chelsea (sorry Chelsea fans, he simply doesn't) he would have not taken the United job. Prestige and money is all Jose cares about and ultimately, Jose is all Jose cares about.", "Even at Real Madrid he was kicking ass. Not sure how he goes from winning at Chelsea to just screwing everything up around him?"], "response": "But,he screwed the locker room in Madrid in his later years as well", "id": "reddit_1337"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The EU commission building last night. Leaving a light on for Scotland", "I don't know about all European countries but Poland loves you back Scotland! <3", "We love you too Poland!", "The northerners of Iceland, Norway, Sweden and Finland invites you guys to join our ranks. As for Denmark, we don't talk about them."], "response": "Why Iceland and Norway and not Denmark? Iceland and Norway isn’t in the EU but Denmark is.", "id": "reddit_1338"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What is the best video game for couples to play?", "1v1 maps in CSGO. If your relationship can survive that, it can survive anything.", "Wow. This comment really struck me. Had a beautiful relationship with the one that got away. We played CS GO together a lot, and would do a lot of 1v1 custom maps for practice. I wouldn't even hold back on her, as she was a very competitive person herself. I'd even tease her and make fun of her whenever winning. Our 3-year relationship survived all that, but the death sentence began when we tried League of Legends together.", "Leauge killed a friend of mines gaming group"], "response": "Did they try not being bad together  ", "id": "reddit_1339"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Angel gang rise up", "Being able to reroll the half key as Isaac with d6 is great. I always prefer angel rooms over devil if I'm playing Isaac.", "Or finding filigree feather also. Just have to remember to actually have a bomb going in, and to actually bomb the stupid statue"], "response": "You can bomb the statue?? Man, I feel like a dummy for not trying that", "id": "reddit_1340"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump Could Feed Every Homeless Veteran For The Cost Of His Military Parade, Even Conservatively Estimated", "Trump: I like veterans who aren't homeless."], "response": "I think we found a name for the parade,good job dead pirate.", "id": "reddit_1341"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Potholes are dangerous", "Whoa, good thing everyone's alive. 2 days ago in Penza (Russia) two guys died after falling into a pothole that opened up literally underneath them because of underground central heating system defect. They couldn't get out and were boiled alive. Video of local services getting the car out: [<URL>", "God damn thats a shitty way to go , just driving along with your buddy gonna grab some russian mc d's and boom you are being boiled alive in your car like a lobster.", "News agencies say it was a parking spot and they weren't even driving at the moment. Imagine, somewhere in your city there is an underground boiling pot size of a car covered with asphalt just waiting for something heavy enough to open up. Officials say there is a criminal case in the process (killing by carelessness) but I bet they won't find anyone responsible.", "They'll most likely find someone who had nothing to do with any of it responsible to avoid punishing the supervisor who was actually responsible.", "This is what inspires people to work towards becoming management."], "response": "Company promotes you to management and then fires you after putting out a statement that you were the one in charge.", "id": "reddit_1342"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["On the birth of your child, a demon appears and says, \"Your child will be extraordinarily attractive, you shall receive $1 billion if they are a virgin at age 25, otherwise your soul and theirs will be mine\". You cannot inform your child of any aspect of the deal. What is your plan?", "Will this billion be adjusted for inflation?", "Someone is finally asking the right question"], "response": "25 years later people use $1b notes to wipe their", "id": "reddit_1343"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Onion Nike Fires 8 Year Old Shoemaker Responsible For Zion Williamson Injury", "The 8 year old still got paid 50 cents more this season than Zion!"], "response": "Jesus, I didn’t realize Coach K wrote 6 figure checks to random Chinese children...  ^^^^^^^^^kinda", "id": "reddit_1344"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My Husband is a powerlifter and tends to break things around the house on accident. Its become a running joke. He sent me this today...", "glad he’s okay, the way he shoots back off the bench is hilarious", "That actually looks really dangerous. Snapping cables can fuck you up", "He's lucky it snapped right on the handles so nothing whipped back at him.", "Definitely. I took a highly tensioned Bungie cord’s hook to the eye recently while I was securing a fishing net to the top of a Jeep. It felt like I got clocked by an absolute unit. I laid on the ground for a few minutes, unable to open that eye for about 10 minutes. Could have gone a lot worse. Got a corneal abrasion that didn’t need more than ibuprofen.", "Read that as a cornmeal abrasion and was slightly confused.", "This man needs 500 ccs of honey cornbread mixture, STAT!!", "Get me a spicy bean chili catheter with sour cream ASAP!!", "I cant express the mental agony this comment has induced.", "The sour cream is there to soothe the heat", "Been a long time since reading something made me wanna throw up in my mouth."], "response": "And the spicy helps induce inflammation for wbc production :)", "id": "reddit_1345"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Joe Fann Kittle said he talked to Aaron Donald while his 10-yard TD was being reviewed last week. Donald: \"Man, you didnt get in?\" Kittle: \"I had to get in because my fantasy coaches need me to get more points.\"", "I am a married Heterosexual Male but I would leave my wife for Kittle.", "Dude you are every where on this sub and you always have the most upvotes. I shudder to see your leagues. Probably more one sided than Usain Bolt racing a cupcake.", "[deleted]"], "response": "Watch it. This subs the reason im 1-6 not 0-7. ", "id": "reddit_1346"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Trump administration is barring Iran’s top diplomat from entering the United States this week to address the United Nations Security Council about the U.S. assassination of Iran’s top military official in Baghdad, violating the terms of a 1947 headquarters agreement .", "The same thing happened in 1988, when the US tried to block Yasser Arafat from addressing the UN in New York. The UN promptly resolved to move to Geneva if the US didn't reverse itself immediately.", "I'm a little worried that Trump would welcome that.", "Does have a hotel in geneva?", "If not, he's just one *tremendous deal* away from soon owning one.", "I expect it'll be really great. He'll have the best deal. Huge. And the people working on it will be incredible. Real classy people.", "Geneva will pay for it too"], "response": "Of course. They'll be happy to. He knows some really great guys.", "id": "reddit_1347"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lost my first fight, but had an amazing time. If you ever want to know if you should fight, do it.", "Welcome r/all! Please check out [the rules](<URL> hit the subscribe button, [get to know our memes](<URL> and stay awhile.", "Cub Swanson lost his first fight as well, and he recently managed to beat Artem Lobov. Anything is possible.", "I always use Cyborg as an example of someone who lost their first fight. Keep training my friend! And if need be, use some Mexican supplements and hope you don't get caught. #seeyousoonboi", "But she hasn't beat Artem", "Probably cause she's not keeping it flowy"], "response": "needs more touch experience fer shure, 100%, 100%", "id": "reddit_1348"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Late post but I think we found out who my parents’ favorite child is.", "[deleted]", "God damn I hadn't thought about that..."], "response": "Yeah, but the wreath makes for way less comfortable footwear.", "id": "reddit_1349"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hyper Realistic Drawing of the UN Speeches", "What actually happened?", "Sarkeesian and Quinn went to the UN to give speeches about \"Cyber Violence against women.\" It was an absolute joke."], "response": "I just caught up. You better be careful man, calling this a joke might land you in jail. ", "id": "reddit_1350"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Meanwhile in Hoboken New Jersey", "\"At least I don't think anyone saw...\" *Is committed to Google Street view forever*", "You think he got up, saw the Google car and thought \"oh fuck\"?", "Nobody expects the Google Street view car!", "It’s chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency!", "#**INCREDIBLE! BY DRIVING HIS CAR HE CAN TRAVEL WHILE KEEPING HIS CAMERA UP! IT'S THE PERFECT STRATAGEM!**"], "response": "Staged. He did it for the karma ", "id": "reddit_1351"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How Lone Druid treats his bear vs how Furion treats his treants", "I like how Lone Druid loses 10% of his max health when the bear dies, while Nature’s Prophet loses nothing.", "Pretty much sums up how the break up affected me and my ex.", "Oof, have a salve now and a clarity later and you'll realize you're better off friend."], "response": "Considering their flair I think they took it rather well.", "id": "reddit_1352"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Picture of culprit who brandished and fired gun at silently protesting student in Jamia while shouting, \"You want Azzadi? Ye lo Azaadi\".", "This is the picture of a Terrorist, terrorizing students in front of a Delhi Police."], "response": "Oh, funny thing is he'll be out even before we know it.", "id": "reddit_1353"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Disney would control 40% of the US box office if it buys Fox", "Whoever is running Disney is playing one hell of a game of chess.", "Iger cementing his legacy as the best Disney CEO since Walt himself."], "response": "What? No love for my boy Eisner? ", "id": "reddit_1354"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lamps in Videogames use real electricity.", "Only on an OLED screen an Led screen is always lit in the background and the pixels just have a little shutter to block to the light from comin through", "Taking the screen out of the equation, lights put additional strain on the graphic processing, which takes electricity. It can range from an absolutely trivial amount, as in putting a sprite on the screen, to a simple translucent polygon, to some more advanced methods using ambient occlusion, phong shading, etc., to cutting edge stuff I don't know the jargon for. Edit: just pointing out I have a very limited knowledge of graphics. The main point I was making is that some portion of the power draw would go into lighting if lighting is present that would not be used by lighting if lighting were not present. That said, reading responses I suddenly want to really read up on it.", "Actually you're right, yeah ambient occlusion, maybe if the game is ray tracing then yeah lights in games would draw more power"], "response": "Wouldnt even have to be just ambient occlusion, facing the light source will draw surface reflections. Honestly folks, just equip a flashlight ", "id": "reddit_1355"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Our group Halloween costume this year...", "I would never get this but I am very impressed with the reveal."], "response": "I was thinking the girl in the begining was Captain Planet. She could probably double cosplay.", "id": "reddit_1356"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["PS4 H The Glorious Striker Apex Set W A Glorious Key Offer So I Can Afford My Wedding", "Congrats man. Just a few days ago I was talking to a housemate how amazing I find it when people sell their RL items in order to fund a wedding or college or something like that. How much is a set like this even worth?", "I appreciate the love. My ultimate goal is 5000 keys for the set but am willing to negotiate. We will see what happens"], "response": "Brb skipping a year of college tuition so I can get you your wedding and myself some wheels. ", "id": "reddit_1357"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hong Kong police are spraying protesters with blue-dye water cannons to mark them for arrest later", "I've never heard of this being done before, but this is a terrifying deterrent.", "I happens around the world; URL > Nevertheless, the approach is still employed frequently. The most famous use of colored-water cannons took place in South Africa in 1989, when police soaked anti-apartheid activists with purple water and one protester turned a water cannon back at police and government buildings, giving birth to the anti-apartheid slogan “the purple shall govern.” > But there are more recent examples (including blue water cropping up in a confrontation between squatters and South African police last May). Photos and videos online capture colored-water cannons dispersing protesters everywhere from Argentina to Malaysia to Hungary, and Israeli police have used colored water on protesting Palestinians (see above) and Jewish settlers in the past several years (the water aimed at settlers being evacuated from Gaza also contained turpentine). Some British lawmakers suggested tagging looters with dye during the London riots last year.", "South African Apartheid defenders, Islamic theocracies, and Israeli tactics against Palestinians...great folks to be compared to"], "response": "Yeah I’m sure that comparison will really give the government that brought us Tiananmen Square and re-education camps pause. ", "id": "reddit_1358"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Charania Free agent DeMarcus Cousins has agreed to a deal with the Golden State Warriors.", "That’s not fair. Come on, man.", "No like actually...It's not fair...like fr this time...", "Next year LeBron announces he's going to the dubs too"], "response": "R u dumb he signed for 4 years! ", "id": "reddit_1359"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jeremy Lamb throws up the desperation heave from half-court and makes it at the buzzer to win the game!", "Somehow automod failed us today Post ALTERNATE ANGLES/REPLAYS here", "That's some NCAA shit", "Kemba and Lamb partying like its 2011", "Where they took down Kawhi and SDSU :(", "Kawhi triggered right now"], "response": "His mouth is at a slightly more downward angle, which is basically triggered for him.", "id": "reddit_1360"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Closest Undefeated Team to Each US County (January 19, 2019) (Evening Edition)", "Virginia blew a 50 state lead.", "British empire in shambles"], "response": "Does this please Jefferson or displease him given the circumstance?", "id": "reddit_1361"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Two weeks before his inauguration, Donald J. Trump was shown highly classified intelligence indicating that President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia had personally ordered complex cyberattacks to sway the 2016 American election", "The most gold stars ive seen", "whoever is the first one to post the impeachment announcement will probably break 1000 gold"], "response": "\"I'll need 1000 gold from you in order to make preparations.\"", "id": "reddit_1362"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Pope slapped a woman on day 1 of 2020, world war III is trending on day 2, what will happen on day 3?", "Betty White sex scandal.", "Go on...", "Settle down and zip up your fly.", "no. *unzips harder*", "Betty White molested Harvey Weinstein."], "response": "Honestly, that would really make my day right about now.", "id": "reddit_1363"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If you have zero vision score you should be forced to play a warding tutorial after the game", "If you ever play with someone that do unimaginable stupid stuff that blows your mind. Just remember, they are at the same rank as you. This is how I stay sane in D4."], "response": "Nah they're clearly boosted, there's no way they got all the way to bronze IV by playing that badly ", "id": "reddit_1364"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["See You Guys On The Battlefield", "What do you mean you can't rocket jump this is bullshit", "You can't even ride the rockets? This physics engine sucks!"], "response": "Is that a FORT NIGHT!?!?! I'm sorry NON-GAMER! PREPARE FOR MY HOLY DOWNVOTE, LIBERAL FORTNITER! ", "id": "reddit_1365"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The ignorance and loathing is real", "\"I've never seen a well-mannered man on a plane\"... What an exaggeration! And who do you think flies the plane..?", "A pilot, but that's not important right now."], "response": "She can't see the pilot through the glass ceiling she's stuck beneath. ", "id": "reddit_1366"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["USA! USA! USA!", "I was a foreign student in the USA and the worst nightmare for foreign students is to end up in the hospital. One of my friend was walking across the zebra crossing and one dude ran the red light and hit my friend. He was just shocked and traumatized. Only have few bruises and he was instructed to stay on the ground until the ambulance came and bring him to hospital. He was totally find but still had an x-ray and some check ups thay added up to a total of $15,000 bill. Lucky him his bills was covered by the driver’s insurance. Lesson learned! 1 hospital trip = game over!", "Most people just don't pay it", "You'd think that would indicate the need to switch to universal healthcare, or to at least make health care cost cheaper...", "Why should I have to pay for somebody else to go to the hospital", "Why should I have to pay for someone else to have their house fire put out... ", "Why should I have to pay for someone else to have roads to drive on?"], "response": "Why should I have to pay for schools I don’t attend? ", "id": "reddit_1367"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When the servers gets replaced with the old dusty h1z1 servers because Arena gets top priority...", "The only response is to stop paying them."], "response": "But if you don't pay them how will they fix it???? ", "id": "reddit_1368"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Detroit Red Wings Have Been Eliminated from playoff contention for the first time in 25 years.", "FADE ME.", "Not even April yet. What dark time line is this. Cleveland is a champ. Cubs are a champ. Trump is a president. And Wings are in the cellar. Mark it down now: Toronto is winning the cup.", "The path to our rebuild, *sigh.* Edit: My highest rated comment is about the Wings losing. Sounds about right, r/hockey.", "The path to Ken Holland becoming the next Mike Millen, and fifteen years of awful draft picks and losing seasons. Then, when Detroit is the laughing stock of the NHL, we get one good center and one good goalie, and complete the circle to be just as average as the Lions. *Edit: MATT Millen. Sorry, I erased that dark time from my memory.", "Matt* Millen"], "response": "It is law that we do not repeat his actual name for fear that he may return and unleash his vengeance upon us once more.", "id": "reddit_1369"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When you thought you got one of the new DLC weapons but get vonderhaared...", "The attachment variants might be the most stupid, pointless addition to any Call of Duty game ever in the history of Call of Duty.", "If you could unlock them by getting kills with certain attachments equipped they'd be cool.", "But what about Cod points?", "Fuck Cod points. THEY are the most stupid, pointless addition to any Call of Duty game.", "I liked the OG Cod Points from Black Ops 1.", "We need contracts back. That gave me something to do while I played. Perhaps complete the 3 or more daily challenges and get 10 cryptokeys. I know, bad for their business model for CoD points and wanting to sell them to you, but good for people who want do challenges that aren't already built into the game."], "response": "God I forgot how much I loved contracts, I'd kill to have them again", "id": "reddit_1370"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Official Official Removal Request for ShitRedditSays", "If SRS shuts down do you promise to nuke the rest of Reddit too? If so yes pls"], "response": "We can't nuke reddit, think of all the puppy pictures and male tears I'll never get to see again.", "id": "reddit_1371"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Cleveland Browns have been eliminated from playoff contention.", "#GPODAWUND", "That's **our** word. Quit using it."], "response": "I just don't understand how some people are allowed to use that word, but I can't ", "id": "reddit_1372"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reaching levels of fun i couldnt even dream of...", "the engine also caught fire :)", "At least your Optics were fine :)"], "response": "Ah, yes. Nothing worse than optics being yellow.", "id": "reddit_1373"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["So I drew the Ts as kids", "I bet that kid used his parents' credit card to get the Karambit smh E: My first gold. Thank you kind stranger"], "response": "Or it's just a cardboard cutout of one.", "id": "reddit_1374"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ummm, how about no...", "This is the first time I’ve actually seen a request for pics.", "We have full circle", "The whitest teeth I've ever come across.", "Best Teeth In The Game!", "/r/unexpectedfantano"], "response": "I refuse to be a part of this twisted game, rubsyoualmostfellfor though", "id": "reddit_1375"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chris Brown arrested after a show in Florida on a felony battery warrant. Can we please end this piece of trashs career already?", "Two girls I work with this morning were discussing how the cops just cant seem to leave him alone, and then struck up a conversation about how evidence against him is likely all fake. Like WTF?", "Rihanna was acting crazy and deserved it!"], "response": "No Chris did nothing, he didn't even touch her. Rhianna just beat herself up to get a lawsuit ", "id": "reddit_1376"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kimi Räikkönen is on pole for the 2018 Italian Grand Prix!", "holy fucking shit he didnt bottle it finally he gets his well deserved pole", "all the while I was expecting a sliding Kimi out of Parabolica, BUT HE HELD IT! ABSOLUTE LAD!"], "response": "Everytime it cut to the camera where you couldn't see parabolica time slowed down after vettel came through until Kimi came through", "id": "reddit_1377"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["THE MASK IS BACK BOYS! WAKANDA FOREVER", "Everyone: arsenal gonna bottle Auba: WE DON DOO DAT ERE", "After this he botteled 2 very easy chances thou"], "response": "thats strategic my man, if he scored again he would celebrate and get a 2nd yellow  all part of the plan", "id": "reddit_1378"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cop pepper sprays large group of motorcyclist passing safely on the highway. TX", "Great, cause accidents by blinding the riders in the name of safety", "And then everyone whines about how dangerous bikes are.", "Well yeah don't you remember that one time? When that thing happened?"], "response": "Ffs I can't go to one single thread without someone bringing that up", "id": "reddit_1379"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I made yall a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend", "'mental foramen'?", "A teeeeeny indentation in the jawbone that isn't visible while alive."], "response": "large jawbone indentations is what makes u a chad after all", "id": "reddit_1380"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Climb | League of Legends", "Whoa... That was pretty damn awesome. Lucian and Yasuo in the cinematic, Blitzcrank and Miss Fortune as well. All new faces to cinematics I think... Ekko and Taliyah got one already but it's nice to see they aren't forgotten. Thresh popping up at the end as well. This was really well done. The cinematics that Riot have produced in recent years have been brilliant", "Lucian tower diving thresh just to get grabbed. smh..."], "response": "Fucking ADC's... Every damn time, they just gotta dive and feed ", "id": "reddit_1381"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mass media are keeping a lid on this. The DNC is trying to bury a class action law suit against them regarding them undemocratically favoring Hillary Clinton during the primary.", "Their defense is, in short, WE'RE ALLOWED TO RIG THE PRIMARIES. Great cover, guys.", "it does suck, but technically they are correct. primaries are a party thing, and they make the rules. in this case, BSAB, it is just that the dems are worse. / vote green!"], "response": "oh, yeah -  on the vote green no chance of starting new, so we have to fix old", "id": "reddit_1382"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My kid’s fake cash register has fake inputs on the back.", "Even a fake cash register has better selection of ports than MacBooks."], "response": "Yes. I have a MacBook and I am constantly finding myself in need of a VGA connection ", "id": "reddit_1383"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ryan Reynolds starring in movie about a man who realizes hes a background character in a video game. Stranger Things producer Shawn Levy to direct", "Wasn’t that kind of done in The Truman Show and Wreck-it Ralph?", "The premise reminded me of Stranger Than Fiction."], "response": "It’s totally different. That was a book. This is a video game. Cmon. ", "id": "reddit_1384"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Usually lying and saying I’m 15 gets rid of creeps but this time I caught a pedophile", "I’m calling the police", "I'm on hold with the Army National Guard, you can"], "response": "I've alerted the president. He'll send out a tweet soon.", "id": "reddit_1385"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["UK: Innocent student wrongly accused of rape calls for anonymity for sex assault defendants until they are found guilty.", "Completely agree with this. In my hometown there was a friend of mine who was accused of raping an underage girl. If remember correctly he was 19 and she was 16, and she claimed rape. In my county there is a bookings website where you can see who was booked for what crimes for the past week. This led to his mugshot being in the local paper, him getting death threats on social media, etc, etc. But when the trial came she admitted to lying about it because her parents would be mad if they found out she was having premarital sex. Was there an article in the newspaper about that? Of course not. He was basically exiled from the area because nobody would hire this “rapist” who turned out to be completely innocent. He seems to be doing fine now, living in a different area all together, but I’m sure that experience was extraordinarily traumatic for him in the first place (going to jail, court, investigation, all of that) and then being shunned by the entire community. Which brings up how I disagree with the bookings webpage in general but that’s a topic for a different thread."], "response": "This is just awful. An innocent person shouldn't have to be forced out of their town just to live a normal life.", "id": "reddit_1386"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cleveland Browns fans hold parade after historic 0-16 season", "They’re 1-31 counting last year as well, truly impressive"], "response": "Since December 14th, 2015: Cleveland Browns wins: 1 Star Wars movies released: 3", "id": "reddit_1387"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Saudi Arabia just declared homosexuality, feminism and atheism as ‘extremism’", "*\"You're too opposed to our hateful extremism; that makes you extremist!\"*", "This is the actual argument used to defend islamic extremism tho and it works in countries like the UK.", "Do you have a source for that claim?"], "response": "Let me find that low-res text photo from Facebook. One sec. ", "id": "reddit_1388"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Friend just sent me this. Sweet recovery bro", "If you sat behind this person in Econ, why tf would you send this knowing you're going to see them again? Fucking awkward", "They probably don't. Probably close but not right behind", "I'd hate to be the guy who sits where he said he sits.", "Right? Every college guy reading this is now gonna try to sit in the front row of Econ next week, just in case.", "Maybe the whole thing is a ploy by a faculty member to get people to sit in the front during lectures.", "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them."], "response": "And all the guys in the class eventually got A's, but more importanty, learned a very valuable lesson.", "id": "reddit_1389"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"Tell the Prime Minister to go and get f*ed\" - Firefighter from Nelligen, NSW", "He was probably just tired - Scummo.", "He's probably just pissed he missed the cricket- Scummo"], "response": "I don't know why he's so angry, he clearly wants to be there. ", "id": "reddit_1390"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Annoyed by loud music, man uses drone to hit neighbors with fireworks", "This is immortal, dangerous , and illegal. But this is one of the best thing I ever saw in my whole life."], "response": "I mean, maybe the gif will outlast us, but immortal is a stretch. ", "id": "reddit_1391"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My small drawing for all of you!", "How much for the ship buddy", "30 shmeckels.", "What a bargain! Comes down to 4400 US dollars apparently! Cheaper than most cars on earth!", "How about 50 MSK?", "I had to google that to find out it's a world of warcraft reference. I feel less old now, huzzah!"], "response": "I was pulling one of the old references on that one. For \"some reason\" that was very funny back in college. ^^The ^^reason ^^was ^^pot.", "id": "reddit_1392"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["THE BULLY MASKS?!", "The mangle one might relate to mangle in the fnaf 4 house and the bb one might relate to the balloon kid in fnaf 4", "That's a really good observation!", "The BB mask also appears to have Red and Purple stripes, as opposed to red and Blue ones. So take that as you will.", "Nightmare bb also has red and purple stripes", "Could it be possible that we may see what's inside the chest this time?", "We'll never get to look inside that thing, but we might find out who the bite victim became"], "response": "He became BB and did the Bite of 87 on Jeremy Afton. ", "id": "reddit_1393"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Boris Johnson will NOT stand for Tory leader", "OK guys, I get it now, the past week has all just been a big joke at my expense! you can stop now, you got me good haha", "Certainly feels like that. I could potentially be a teacher in training this time next year, and I'm a strong believer in our rights as a country. Gove and May are both perhaps the worst possible choices you could have for PM far as I'm concerned. It's all insane. I'm half expecting to wake up any moment and swear off cheese forever.", "I've been really ill for a few days, I'm still hanging onto hope this is a fever dream.", "[Daily Express on the cutting edge of journalism as per usual](<URL>", "They're not even trying anymore. They're a full blown propaganda outlet of the campaign to leave the EU. Even the Mail is significantly better.", "\"Now 10p!\" Even if they gave it to me with 10p sellotaped to the cover I wouldn't read that horrible rag.", "It's not actually 10p, it's 55p. It says that it's 10p cheaper than the Mail and the Mirror.", "The very fact that they put the 10p in huge letters says everything."], "response": "As if that's a selling point. Id rather not spend £6 a week on toilet paper.", "id": "reddit_1394"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When you wake up at 7am as a European", "Can relate literally woke at 7 and was like hold tf up", "Same here. Alarm radio comes on with the news... \"US dronestrike killed Iranian general.\" Huh. Well. So much for de-escalation I guess."], "response": "Imagine waking up later because you have holidays and being like \"Uhm... what did I miss, why is everything burning?\"", "id": "reddit_1395"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["PC H White Hat W 3,000k", "[removed]", "Rule 2, This is a warning. You can not offer real money outside of the anything goes thread on this sub. Next offense will be a temp ban.", "His dogs Ill you heartless monster!!", "He could have pm'd him the offer instead."], "response": "I do believe that isn't a rule but a suggestion, to keep trades in the open. Make your minds up?! ", "id": "reddit_1396"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ric Flair is communicating and awake!", "Shawn Michaels comes in Hospital room.....\"I'm sorry, I love you\" and super kicks Ric out of his bed."], "response": "I appreciate the humor in this comment. Still not funny. ", "id": "reddit_1397"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Miami Miracle", "I regretted starting Kenyan Drake for 99% of this game", "Drake is gud. Gase is a bitch."], "response": "It’s almost as if Drake is a super electric athlete that needs more than 10 touches a game, but maybe that’s just me ", "id": "reddit_1398"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Romanian drivers ...", "If a Romanian is driving abroad does he still drive like a suicidal maniac?", "Yep. Romanian driver passed me and the guy I was overtaking between me and the other guy... on a two lane German Autobahn", "Ah, the *Rettungsgasse* maneuver", "He probably saw the Rettungsgasse traffic sign and thought that the other cars are supossed to form one for him", "I'm American so I didn't know what a [Rettungsgasse](<URL> was so I had to look it up. I feel like that would never work in America because as soon as you made an emergency corridor people would 100% jump in that."], "response": "That's why US emergency vehicles often have signs on the back telling people not to follow", "id": "reddit_1399"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Khabib on McGregor’s retirement: \"Conor acts like a jealous wife, who says I will leave all the time but then comes back\"", "LMAO, that's true. Conor ain't going anywhere. Hours before the announcement he was there with Fallon selling whiskey and talking about his career. He's just playing games with Dana. Idk why though. Conor has all the bargain power he wants."], "response": "Trying to build plot armor for a return title fight so that he can beat Khabib ", "id": "reddit_1400"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sanity Sunday A world where only black people have powers", "Wouldn't it just be like x-men except they're all black", "Literally just X-Men.", "X-Cons. edit: I can't imagine most people in general would use their powers for good.", "I imagine most people would be neutral with their powers: Telekinesis to grab remotes, heat vision on their ramen, stopping time to sleep in, etc.", "Is it rape if you use mind control to use them to consent to it? What? No one else thinks about it either?", "That's why the Jedi were not allowed to form emotional attachments. You're not alone.", "Its also my headcanon for why padme \"fell in love\" with a fucking psychopathic ex-slave", "He was powerful enough to do that as a padawan?", "He goes on to become Darth Vader, i really wouldn't be suprised if he was that powerful", "Maybe he put midichlorians in her drink", "Vader was strong but lacked a tremendous understanding of the subtleties of the force - and the more intricate uses of the force were beyond him. He was able to lift and move enormous objects and the force amplified his physical abilities, but he was unable to use things like force lightning."], "response": "I heard he was more powerful than even Master Yoda.", "id": "reddit_1401"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I decided to animate some of my favourite lighting from Scott, so here you go! (SFM)", "The movement is *perfect*. I hope to see your videos around more often!"], "response": "You will! Check out my latest post for more info. [<URL>", "id": "reddit_1402"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Best reaction I’ve personally seen.", "He ded as soon as she sees that footage EDIT: Wow, my first award - thank you, kind stranger!", "Better to find out now before she wastes more time on him"], "response": "Be sure not to date anyone with a sense of humor so as not to waste their time ", "id": "reddit_1403"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who pile on generic YouTube comments like “Who’s watching in 2019”, why do you do this?", "i like the \"this artist is so underated \" comment. especialy when is about artists who were big stars in their day.", "Even better when they are big stars right now...", "Omgosh Billie Eilish is SO underrated right now tho, but like shes the only one who like, GETS it yaknow?", "Nirvana: rape meeeee 15 year olds: omg this speaks to me"], "response": "Nirvana: Polly wants a cracker... *Omg Polly represents me like, 100% you know?*", "id": "reddit_1404"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Pro players pub all-chat", "Ana had some heated gaming moments", "> ana: im a сhink manlet", "This is what i came to see"], "response": "OG are not winning TI9. ​ In fact, at this rate they might not be allowed into China ", "id": "reddit_1405"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My phone has a wide selfie feature similar to a panorama. You need to sit still for it to work. My girlfriend sneezed, and this happened.", "/r/prettygirlsuglyfaces in a single pic!", "Wow, weird sub EDIT: Ha, it's even weirder than I thought - The girls in the photos are the submitters themselves. Self professed 'pretty girls'. EDIT2: Sorry for triggering you. **FAQ:** No I don't think it's weird to think that you're pretty. Yes I do find it weird to declare yourself to be pretty.", "Wait. Girls can't declare themselves pretty? They can only have someone else say they're pretty?"], "response": "You can only acknowledge your level of attractiveness if you think you're ugly ", "id": "reddit_1406"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It’s not perfect, but I’m getting close.", "Not perfect? Dude, I just slapped them back in there between the panel and pushed until I could close it", "Same. I fear the day I have to open up my back panel of my tower."], "response": "Do it and then accept the added airflow of not having a back panel !! ", "id": "reddit_1407"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion Successfully Jailbroke a 6S+ on a Jailbroken PS4!", "Ok that's kind of a boss move."], "response": "So technically, you can carry around your PS4 in the event of a jailbreak emergency ", "id": "reddit_1408"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I saw the Chandrayaan 2 launch in person", "I don't know why we are getting so excited about this, we had this technology and even more advanced 5000 years previously it self ..  guys ffs"], "response": "there r people lurking around with that belief.  is necessary.", "id": "reddit_1409"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My school hosted a huge lan party", "Damn what a school", "At my high school some kid got arrested for hacking and using all of the School's computers and servers to run a Halo: CE online multiplayer server in the background. We used to play Halo in engineering class at my school with pirated copies on flashdrives. We all got like C's but it was amazing.", "At my high school we played cs 1.6 during a math class where we where in two rooms and the teacher usually was in the other room the fun thing was there was this other class that did something similar so we had over 10 people most days on the server."], "response": "Sounds like smack dab in the middle of a punctuation lecture too ", "id": "reddit_1410"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I texted all of my contacts: \"Happy New Year!\". Im posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits.", "That guy is unemployed isn’t he"], "response": "He's too busy unraveling the mysteries of quantum physics to be working meaningless office jobs ", "id": "reddit_1411"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Jeffrey Epsteins autopsy more consistent with homicidal strangulation than suicide, Dr. Michael Baden reveals", "I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Who else is shocked? I am shocked.", "What a blindside!", "Who would have thought??", "I’m not going to lie. I had my suspicions, but then I thought “who could possibly benefit from killing this man?” and I came up short.", "Must've been poor people. Everyone knows that the rich and powerful are famously forthcoming about the criminal behavior of other rich and powerful people."], "response": "A big beautiful wall would've stopped the immigrant who probably did this. ", "id": "reddit_1412"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Netflix got booed at Cannes, but its not responsible for killing movies; at least it finances auteurs. A lot of blame should go to the major studios, which have become sequel and franchise-obsessed", "I think the people at Cannes are just showing themselves to be stuffy old farts. Cinema is cinema regardless of the platform it is released on. Also as the title says, the studios should get lots of blame for killing any form of originality with constant reboots, sequels etc.", "Weird... so you're saying that primarily old rich white men that flock to Cannes in their multi-million dollar luxury yachts are close-minded and pretentious?"], "response": "Unlike the super open minded Reddit crowd amirite? ", "id": "reddit_1413"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["TIL that Pink Floyds The Wall is implied to be an endless loop. The final song, Outside the Wall, ends with the words \"Isnt this where...\", and the album begins with the words \"... we came in?\" with a continuation of the melody of the last song, hinting at the cyclical nature of Waters theme.", "If you're even remotely into Pink Floyd and The Wall, this is for you. <URL> Easily one of the best websites out there. It's gonna make you appreciate the whole album/film about 300% more. A lot of work went into this.", "I think reddit killed it...this now redirects to some viagra site!", "Maybe try the [archived version?](<URL>", "I’ve been trying to find a site like this for a long time. Thank you!! Many of the sites/articles i’ve looked at are all pretty regurgitated at this point. Or maybe I just need to be better at googling", "I mean at times it does get a little too far analysis-wise. But usually it's all relatively easy to understand and well done."], "response": "Oh my this website on mobile is beautiful!", "id": "reddit_1414"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My partner for a chemistry project is a walking embodiment of this sub", "Hey you want to go scuba diving? You mean Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus diving, you filthy peasant?", "The battle of stalingrad was fought between the Nazis and the USSR. You mean the members of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei and those of the Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик, you filthy peasant?", "[deleted]", "[deleted]", "Oh thank god i finally know what this means."], "response": "I always thought it was \"For The Future You.\"", "id": "reddit_1415"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["USADA has flagged Jon Jones. Potential anti-doping violation. He’s out of UFC 200.", "[Press conference on youtube](<URL> - ty to /u/RanByMyGun and /u/Awhite2555 with a good link! <URL> back up - ty /u/hulking_menace", "In the immortal words of Daniel Cormier: \"Jon Jones, get your shit together.\"", "I'm so fucking pissed. They should allow Cormier into the next room so he can spit in Jones' face", "Film it please. JBJ is literally the world's biggest asshole, I just do not have the words. I hope Daniel gets Gustaffson"], "response": "What did Jon Bon Jovi ever do to you?!", "id": "reddit_1416"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chairman Pao just banned /r/fatpersonhate and /r/fatpeoplehate3 for \"ban evasion\" - as if they were already \"harassing\", ergo: banning ideas instead of behavior!", "As a fat man, I am offended that /r/fatpeoplehate has been banned. It was motivating me to lose weight so that I can be strong and healthy. How am I going to lose weight now Reddit?! How?!"], "response": "You're male, so it doesn't matter. ^(I don't know whether to end with  or not...)", "id": "reddit_1417"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If you still support Brexit then you are voting to make your country weaker and your children poorer. You are more dangerous to this nation than any terrorist could ever be. This damage will last for generations.", "The only danger to this nation is the OP with this loaded statement. Divisive, searching for a confrontation whilst calling out all those that opposed his opinion as terrorists? Biggest load of tripe I’ve seen on this sub for a while.", "Honestly. There are so many better ways to share an opinion on why you think Brexit is shit, but calling the other side worse than terrorists is not it.", "This whole post and subreddit stinks of interference to be honest. It’s why I literally ignore / stay impartial to anything I read on reddit regarding brexit. Apparently my previous post was deemed unworthy and downvoted despite it being agreeable with the general consensus. Leave or remain, it does not matter what side you’re on because the way this OP has gone about it is poor form. On other news, TIL that I’m a terrorist"], "response": "Unfortunately you aren’t just a terrorist, you’re worse than a terrorist. ", "id": "reddit_1418"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A mother wrote to Hindustan pencils about her left-handed daughters needs and they responded", "Apsara and Nataraj..?? By the same company..?? I've been living a lie."], "response": "That's how you create brands. Most of what you use and think are completely different could be from the same parent company.", "id": "reddit_1419"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Verizon throttled fire department’s “unlimited” data during Calif. wildfire", "Just so everyone is aware: Verizon is calling every one of its data plans \"unlimited\" now. Including the ones that overcharge you for going above certain limits, and throttle you.", "In my country is illegal for companies to do false advertisement like that. They have to specify what you got exactly for how much", "[removed]", "Let's not forget ***THE HEAD OF THE FUCKING FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION USED TO FUCKING WORK FOR THE COMPANY THAT NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED HERE*** the state of this country is an absolute fucking joke", "[removed]"], "response": "God help Verizon if anyone died because of this.", "id": "reddit_1420"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is how I handle a creepy PM", "When you get a *\"Oo no\"* as a response, you know you've done something right. You're an inspiration, OP."], "response": "It's the shortened form of \"I can't believe you've done this.\"", "id": "reddit_1421"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit Takes Down Post About Woman-on-Man Sexual Assault", "Happens all the time. on reddit: [DiscriminationMen's Rights post on /r/todayilearned was deliberately removed by the mods. Apparently part of the active reddit censorship that's going on, exposed on /r/undelete. You should take a look.](<URL> [TIL Male Victims of Domestic Violence who call law enforcement for help are statistically more likely to be arrested themselves than their female partner- NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF HEALTH [PDF](R.1) Not supported](<URL> on twitter: [Twitter is currently censoring people tweeting to #EverydaySexism who don't have pro-SJW/feminist positions.](<URL> In academia: [NewsHarvard medical school censors its own study showing 70 percent of domestic violence is committed by women against men..](<URL> The narrative must be maintained. edit: also [South African Prison Rape Survivors Speak Out for the First Time](<URL> (censored as \"no local human interest stories\")"], "response": "omg I remember the second one. I posted that and within 24 hrs had to delete the account because of threats.", "id": "reddit_1422"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Since theyre trying to ban abortion...", "It's tagged as humor but she has a point"], "response": "The child support issue is especially interesting. A pregnant woman who will be receiving child support after delivery is accumulating child-related expenses during pregnancy.", "id": "reddit_1423"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Down two towers and opponent BMed and trolled. Finally got three crowns- satisfying as hell!", "What does BMed mean?😅", "Bowel movement. Because most play clash on the lavatory"], "response": "You are obviously incorrect. It actually stands for beard masculinity. ", "id": "reddit_1424"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Due to Verizons Super Bowl ad, remember that in the midst of raging wildfires Verizon throttled firefighters data unless they paid more.", "Every other commercial is horrific. Mike Bloomberg is coming out talking about disarming citizens. Intuit is talking about how awesome they are while lobbying Congress to make tax returns more complicated. That's not even talking about the rest of the cringe.", "I only saw one political ad for trump in the beginning.", "Yeah about reuniting families when he split undocumented children with their parents up and the actors are black in this ad."], "response": "Yup his ad was a straight up lie. But o well we should vote for him because I agree ", "id": "reddit_1425"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Esa Lindell being killed by Bortuzzo multiple times", "Lindell’s spirit animal is a loose slinky"], "response": "Toy Story has a new star Movement enlarged in a spar Spirit a slinky Mitts must be stinky Sweaty palms knocked him ajar", "id": "reddit_1426"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Whats the equivalent of going to a White House dinner and being served McDonalds?", "Paying $65 for a convention ticket because you were expecting certain speakers and musical guests, only to find out that they all cancelled and there are no refunds and the only recompense is an extra hour in the ball pit."], "response": "And then hearing them beg for more money.", "id": "reddit_1427"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lebron James game winning three! - TNT", "lebron too old for OT.", "He gonna go home and soak in some Epson salts.", "epsom * homie is not going home and soaking in printer ink", "Soak in some Epson salts, put a little Carly Rae Jepsom on the Beats by Dre", "Brother salts are higher quality and cheaper"], "response": "Eh, I'm partial to HP all-in-one nowadays. The older ya get amirite?", "id": "reddit_1428"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My wife’s drawing of Max Verstappen", "A little flattering of him if we're honest.", "When he was made all his attribute points were put into driving skill", "[deleted]"], "response": "No no no. He's an absolute eye candy ", "id": "reddit_1429"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Leo gets the Oscar!", "Reaction and speech: <URL> Edit: Another source: [here](<URL>#ooid=1za2dmMTE6T_MwuZ7n_ExBrfUVJHA-0T) and [here](<URL> Someone is surely rushing to take those down very quickly.", "Holy shit *everyone* is so happy for him.", "They reacted the same way when Scorsese finally won"], "response": "Al Michaels was probably like, \"Leonardo DiCaprio is nominated.. do you believe in miracles? **YES!**\"", "id": "reddit_1430"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Well I’ve just been slapped in the face by nostalgia...", "That one time people thought springtrap was fredbear", "And when they all dubbed him as “Salvage” i’m-", "And then when 4 was revealed no one knew what the fuck it was. There were theories over it being a museum even. Kinda' wished it was that museum idea to be honest.", "It honestly would have been much scarier. I anticipated something that would make me shudder, but I only got a little spooped."], "response": "Still think the FNaF 4 teasers were scarier than the final models.", "id": "reddit_1431"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First poster for ‘Wonder Woman 1984’", "How many W’s can they fit into a poster?", "All of them", "Twice as many Vs.", "Consummate Vs, CONSUMMATE!", "[That guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face ...](<URL>"], "response": "Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.", "id": "reddit_1432"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This morning reflection from my front door", "You better walk through it man", "But be sure to bring your backpack filled with 100 bottles of water, some food, a bed roll, and a.. baseball bat or kitchen knife or something.", "Don't forget to bring a towel", "I think I just sassed a real frood.", "[deleted]", "A really hoopy frood at that"], "response": "Totally frictionless! Seriously, though, you never know when you might have to suck on the dried curry stains for emergency nutrition.", "id": "reddit_1433"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["FunPlus Phoenix vs. G2 Esports / 2019 World Championship - Final / Post-Match Discussion", "Congratulations to FPX, our new World Champions! ----------------------------------- [Game 1 Discussion](<URL> [Game 2 Discussion](<URL>", "The script was in the worlds song. HOW DID ONLY ONE PERSON PREDICT EVERYTHING?", "and he's from EUW. He knew all along"], "response": "So you're telling me the scriptwriter is from EU? We are getting closer...", "id": "reddit_1434"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Petition to implement a refresher course for drivers over the age of 70", "Drivers age 75-79 have a rate of 369 accidents per 100 million miles driven (2008-09). The rate does go up substantially (to 745) for drivers over the age of 85. The rate for drivers age 20-24 is 797. For 18-19 it is 1,136, and for 16-17 it is 2,152. It holds true in different years studied and in different ways of looking at the data, like rate of accidents per 10,000 drivers. [Source](URL) (table 2) Stories of that 72-year-old bad driver you encountered do not disprove this any more than your uncle telling you \"Hey it was warm in February this year\" debunks climate change. You shouldn't only care about statistics when they support what you kneejerk believe anyway. Reddit's demographics make these statistics hard to accept though, I realize."], "response": "Thank you for bringing some good data into the equation. According to this thread, everyone below age 25 should also be banned from driving. ", "id": "reddit_1435"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["United Nations official visiting Alabama to investigate great poverty and inequality", "Finally the kinds of things these people go through is coming to light. Everyone on this site, and in general, always likes to make fun of Alabama and Mississippi because of their poverty and lack of education, but at the end of the day, these are human beings. My dad comes from a poor family in Mississippi and many relatives lived there, so I’ve seen firsthand how bad it is for some people. And before anyone dismissed them as rednecks, just understand that breaking out of that cycle of poverty or even trying to break out of it is almost impossible given the circumstances in the state. I don’t pretend to know hoe to solve this problem, but this article that’s so shocking to many simply reports on what a lot of people spend their entire lives enduring. I hope that instead of dismissing and making fun of them we can begin to find ways to improve these areas. Sorry for the rant, it’s just heartbreaking to be reminded of this and what my grandfather/great grandfather had to endure growing up there.", "To be fair, most large countries have areas of poverty. This could just as easily have been Flint, Michigan about water quality or the Great Plains about technology access or the Deep South about poverty and literacy. This title says \"Alabama\" because it's hosted on al.com, Alabama local news. The tour also includes Atlanta and Washington D.C. and several other places.", ">he'll be looking at...\"government efforts to eradicate poverty in the country, and how they relate to US obligations under international human rights law\" I think this line is key to why the investigation is happening at this time and in these places. In Flint, even if the government still sucked, there were efforts that fell under US obligations. The rapporteur will be seeing if the US has made any efforts in the areas of investigation.", "I wonder how routine this is. Does his visit signal a more serious problem, or is it standard surveillance?", "[deleted]"], "response": "I was thinking more like a surveillance audit <URL>", "id": "reddit_1436"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Protestors Rally Outside Blizzcon 2019 with Winnie the Pooh Costumes", "How is this world news? The protest turned out extremely tiny and was nothing like the amount of anticipation that was built up in the blizzard subs. I would be embarrassed, looks like it was all talk after all."], "response": "Because gamers are truly an oppressed group, millions of Yemani children starving to death is not as important ", "id": "reddit_1437"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Republicans irl", "Wait a minute, this doesn't say \"Taxation is theft\". What subreddit am I on?", "> TFW nobody has reminded you taxation is theft in the last 24 hours", "Almost payed my taxes. That was close.", "Everyone's a libertarian when it's time to pay taxes."], "response": "I'm a libertarian whenever I commit any crime, thank you.", "id": "reddit_1438"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Accidentally commented in r/askwomen like a dumbass. I got this PM not too long after.", "*My* intuition is telling me that this guy has a week's worth of Cheeto dust underneath his fingernails, but has an even grosser personality inside. He likes being complimented on his carefully chosen T-shirts from Hot Topic almost as much as he enjoys pushing his sexual fantasies on unsuspecting strangers."], "response": "I feel like Spencer's probably has this chode's type of tee.", "id": "reddit_1439"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It’s hard out here for a neckbeard trying to find the proper m’lady", "“Time to find me a fair maiden who I will treat like a princess. No fat females, though.”", "And no, I will not lose weight or groom myself or practice basic hygiene."], "response": "Looks doesn't count. Isn't that what they say.... ", "id": "reddit_1440"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Josh Rosen on the attention he got for unfollowing the Cardinals: “I wonder if I unfollow Parley for the Oceans a climate change awareness group, that will bring the same kind of attention for their organization, and maybe we can save the planet.”", "No, media would make him look like he doesn't believe in climate change lol.. Like with Bosa..", "I don't think the Bosa comparison is quite right", "[removed]", "This is an idiotic statement. I’m conservative for sure but I definitely agree that climate change exists. Even if you’re hardcore you can disagree with a couple ideas"], "response": "You need to work on your partisanship boy! You aren't hardcore! You probably don't even have a Ben Shapiro weeaboo pillow. SMH. ", "id": "reddit_1441"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Unlocking Everything in Battlefront II Requires 4528 hours or $2100", "and in 2yrs time BFIII is launched, no progress carries over. 2yrs later BFII servers are turned off and your progress is lost", "This is great way of putting it. Or you could buy 36 $60 games that will age well. Even more if you have Steam.", "36 copies of Skyrim", "By then each one of those copies may be on a different device.", "I love playing some Skyrim on my Keurig while I'm waiting for my coffee in the morning."], "response": "Bah. I'm playing Skyrim on my [high-tec Japanese toilet](<URL> in the morning. No prize for guessing what I'm waiting for.", "id": "reddit_1442"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Henry Cejudo whenever hes given some air time", "I think a lot of you are taking him too seriously. He's just joking around lol.", "Yeah, it's kind of annoying how many people are taking it seriously. Like people are allowed to laugh and have fun with Askren and Tony's antics, but people are getting triggered by Henry?", "I don’t think anyone’s getting “triggered” lol seems most people, including me, find his schtick unfunny, forced and irritating unlike Askren and Tony who both at least seem genuine"], "response": "Nah that’s not it, we just didn’t take the red pill and are too dumb to see the high comedic plane he operates on ", "id": "reddit_1443"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["2 new heroes !!!", "LET'S FIND A WAY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS QUICK!!!!", "inb4 comments complaining about how the new heroes look like LoL LUL"], "response": "2 partner heroes Must be copied from LoL  ", "id": "reddit_1444"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trumps plan to cage kids indefinitely while denying them vaccines is ethnic cleansing in plain sight", "The moron’s private prison donors are raking it in. Charging $775 per kid per day. <URL> <URL>", "I've got a big house, I'll take 20. For that rate, I'll hire them a personal cook, tailor and maids.", "> I’ll take 20 $15,500/day. $5,657,500/yr. I’ll also take 20. Tell me again why the government can afford this, but not housing for homeless people, or to a more extreme point, UBI?"], "response": "Because it's harder to funnel that money directly to the donor class.", "id": "reddit_1445"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Graziano The Chiefs have released Kareem Hunt.", "We'll try it out. Enjoy.", "So he definitely lied to the chiefs right?", "Chiefs put out a statement saying he lied to them.", "but do they have a video of it"], "response": "Yes, but you have to wait until September to see it.", "id": "reddit_1446"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations to UCF on winning the World Cup!", "I can’t believe UCF has won every single championship this year. That takes some grit"], "response": "I'll never forget Alex Ovechkin lifting the Stanley Cup for the first time in UCF program history.", "id": "reddit_1447"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tear gas canisters filmed raining in Hong Kong - against all regulations, while police deny firing from height", "\"That could be any city!\" HK officials"], "response": "“Exactly! Any city that has Chinese flags hung up, which is almost every city on earth!” ", "id": "reddit_1448"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fabinho ending Deulofeus career", "Fabinho has decided you shall not pass", "I am a servant of the Secret Kop, wielder of the flame of Jurgen. You cannot pass! The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Watford. Go back to the Spanish! You cannot pass!", "Counter, you fools.", "\"Look Mr Firmino, crispy bacon!\"- Moreno", "What are you doing you fools, PUT IT OUT! -Hendo"], "response": "Fancy a cup of tea and some scones? - Milner", "id": "reddit_1449"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ok bedtime, it’s a school night!", "What's a school delay?", "School starts late to give time to plow the roads when it snows.", "Midwest represent!", "These are a thing in the north east too (upstate NY at least when I was in school. We also had \"emergency go home early\". If a storm rolled in while we were at school, they'd send us home before the roads got too bad)", "This is a thing in the South East too, only we were on a 2 hour delay today because there was a *threat* of snow. And I don’t mean 8 inches, I mean a dusting. Annnnnd it didn’t even happen."], "response": "I used to make fun of a lot of you guys for \"not being able to drive in snow\" and when I was driving down there last time it kind of clicked. That being said... I used to drive around a rear wheel drive challenger in 2 feet of snow until I upgraded to the AWD. Suck it up you babies! ", "id": "reddit_1450"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["TIL Canada has a failsafe to prevent a USA like government shutdown. If the Parliament cant agree, an election is triggered, potentially replacing many representatives", "Prorogued, being latin for \"Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By\".", "The Rick Mercer report was a great show", "Is it bad that I still haven't watched his last episode because I don't want him to say goodbye?"], "response": "He’s still writing and appears on the CBC from time to time. And thankfully his shows are available on a YouTube and the CBC!", "id": "reddit_1451"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["when you see people on /r/FortniteBR complaining that Epic isnt interacting with the community enough", "Or better yet, when people on the PUBG subreddit complain that their game (with 700k daily players) is dying becuase Fortnite is just a copy that’s taking all their players..."], "response": "so fortnite is pubg's overwatch in that sense? ", "id": "reddit_1452"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Jim Ross signs a 2 year deal with WWE.", "Every time I think about this whole thing, I tear up. This guy is the absolute GOAT and he walked away when he wanted to just to live life as he wanted. He has seemed so happy in the past few years commenting from podcasts and such. Then his wife dies, tragically and it feels like he has nothing left but returning to his second love. I'm so happy to have him back, but it's heartbreaking to think of it. I hope he finds comfort in calling matches.", "> and he walked away when he wanted to just to live life as he wanted You mean he got fired because Flair was drunk."], "response": "Which makes perfect sense. If another person commits a crime I expect myself to go to jail for it. ", "id": "reddit_1453"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Nearly 500 million animals killed in Australian bushfires", "That number is almost unfathomable. Clearly no need to change our stance on climate change though, that would be stupid. It's in God's hands according good old Barnaby"], "response": "Yeah. Don’t bring in that political talk to this tragedy ", "id": "reddit_1454"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\"its an order not a request\" how sweet.", "\"Okay, I order you to stop asking for nudes.\"", "That would've been the best reply, god damn it.", "Just send him some random dickpicks or something. He wants nudes? He'll get nudes of fat old men.", "Google \"dragon tattoo\" and send that."], "response": "Or just Google “dick tattoo.” It’s both what you expected and not at the same time.", "id": "reddit_1455"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Nearly 500 million animals killed in Australian bushfires", "Jesus, pretty sure this is one of the saddest headlines I've ever read. This is tragic and infuriating. EDIT: Hey trolls! I've been a vegetarian / vegan for 32 years. Sorry that didn't work out for you!", "I genuinely wanted to believe the headline was blown out of proportion but then read the article. This is incredibly sad. I can't imagine what the volunteer firefighters and the government firefighters are going through.", "I was really hoping that number included insects, nope just mammals", "The thought crossed my mind but I knew almost instantly that it wouldn’t include insects or the like because the number would be *way* higher.", "It's easily billions of worms/insects"], "response": "Individual ant colonies contain thousands of individuals, so I think it might take an extra comma or two past billions.", "id": "reddit_1456"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If you still throw garbage on street.", "I used to throw chocolate and chip wrappers on the street till I was in 11th, one day saw a foreign tourist pick up a chip packet thrown by a desi man and throw it in the bin. Got soo embarrassed, it hurt hard."], "response": "Living in UK, saw \"desi\" people still throws wherever they can! As a \"desi\" person myself, sometime i feel embarrased to be with them!", "id": "reddit_1457"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Indian taking techsupport scamming to the next level", "I've never before seen a more punchable face.", "I thought the exact same thing! Even before I knew who he is. I think its the teeth, he looks like Brian from Family Guy when he gets new teeth & becomes a real estate agent."], "response": "I think he looks like Louis Litt from Suits Edit-[for all those who need to search for Litt ](<URL> [looks like his brother lol](<URL>", "id": "reddit_1458"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This guy", "Literally uses everything this sub is about in rejection of it - m’man is a genius.", "I'm a woman, though. Am I still a beta male?"], "response": "Makes you 70% of a beta male  if it wasn't obvious.", "id": "reddit_1459"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["UK: Innocent student wrongly accused of rape calls for anonymity for sex assault defendants until they are found guilty.", "I think the trouble would be keeping people close to the investigation from talking to the press. It's fine if the police don't release your name, but when they ask your friends and coworkers a bunch of questions about you, your friends and coworkers are going to talk. I'm not sure there's much they can do without hurting freedom of speech.", "What doesn't make sense here is that minors are protected from having their names released and it's not the inability of news networks to obtain it that stops them from releasing it. Why can't we apply the same rules?", "[removed]", "Exactly and they don't.", "[removed]"], "response": "TBH that had pretty much nothing to do with Slenderman and everything to do with schizophrenia", "id": "reddit_1460"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["‘Joker’ Has Become The Highest Grossing R-Rated Movie Ever Worldwide With $785.5M, Surpassing Deadpool 2", "And it only cost 55 million to make.", "Phoenix went for a percentage of the profits?", "Hopefully not. Percentage of the gross, to avoid the horrors of [Hollywood accounting](<URL>", "> Stan Lee, co-creator of the character Spider-Man, had a contract awarding him 10% of the net profits of anything based on his characters. The film Spider-Man (2002) made more than $800 million in revenue, but the producers claim that it did not make any profit as defined in Lee's contract, and Lee received nothing. In 2002 he filed a lawsuit against Marvel Comics.[15] The case was settled in January 2005, with Marvel paying $10 million to \"finance past and future payments claimed by Mr. Lee. Daaaaamn, so he didn't get any of the real MCU money and he kept doing the cameos?", "No, Sony. It says 2002. MCU he made money off of it. Sony spider man isn’t MCU, yet.", "> Sony spider man isn’t MCU, yet. Multiverse confirmed"], "response": "He didn’t own any of the rights to any of the characters and I believe marvel still game him a million a year.", "id": "reddit_1461"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["stadium disaster just waiting to happen", "Damn! Need those shock absorbers on my truck!", "I need those on my bed"], "response": "Damn dog might be jerking off a little to hard there ", "id": "reddit_1462"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Chicago Blackhawks have been eliminated from playoff contention by the St. Louis Blues in 7 games", "Maybe the Blues will now have enough money to move their cameras up a few feet"], "response": "It was like being at the game. You didn't like that dudes beer blocking your view the whole time? ", "id": "reddit_1463"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Inspector Seb is back!", "\"I shouldn't touch it\" \"That will be really inappropriate\" \"I shouldn't touch it\" \"Fuck it I am touching it\"", "I love how he went through 3 stages. First he was avoiding to touch it, then he decide to have sneaky little touch with his foot, the he was like fuck it and did a full inspection on that wing.", "Oddly enough this is how sex usually goes", "I'm not sure I want to know how you use the foot...", "Replace foot with finger and Bob’s your uncle"], "response": "Why did you have to bring uncle Bob into this?", "id": "reddit_1464"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wenger’s final agent must be activated", "For the love of god please Liverpool. Based off this feeling rn, I don’t think I can handle it if Spurs actually win it all", "I've felt rage before but this is the first time I can remember feeling nauseous after a result, I can't describe how much I need Liverpool to win", "I don't feel rage. I just feel sick.", "Yep. Honestly am feeling poorly, my stomach is finished", "I honestly dont think I will even feel half as bad if we get smashed tomorrow. This is probably the lowest moment ever for me in my 25 years of living. Feeel like someone's died"], "response": "Fuck man, if Spurs win, then watching football will be impossible for me for a long time", "id": "reddit_1465"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Official: Mesut Özil retires from german national team", "it's a shame it's come to this", "\"I am German when we win. I am an immigrant when we lose\" There might be many immigrants who don't feel this way, but there are also still too many examples of it and those are the ones that should matter and be evaluated. I can honestly feel his sadness and anger reading his comments about being treated differently.", "lukaku said something similar in his players tribune article. something like \"when things went well I was the belgian striker, when things didn't I was the belgian striker of congolese descent\".", "This was also discussed when it was about the French national team and some people (many in jest) said that Africa won the WC. One thing that came up was that the players (African and/or Muslim) are \"French\", but when for example a crime is committed by someone with a similar background it's a \"French national of [insert country] descent\".", "Look no further than the thread in this very subreddit about the damage to Paris after the World Cup. Some people were saying it must have been Algerians who did it."], "response": "Don't listen to those morons, we all know that it was Morrocans that did it ! ", "id": "reddit_1466"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Audio of Amber Heard admitting she was the one who was abusive towards Johnny Depp.", "\"I didn't punch you, I hit you.\" What the hell difference does it make?", "[deleted]"], "response": "> You should be able to take ~~punches~~ *hits* and be quiet about it. FTFY, because apparently it’s an important distinction. ", "id": "reddit_1467"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["OC George Has Beef with the New AP Poll", "\"PLAY SOMEBODY!\" that killed me", "Hey, they have at least one quality loss."], "response": "Are you referring to GU, Auburn or VTech?", "id": "reddit_1468"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wanda: I lost everything. Also Wanda:", "Most of the CGI budget was spent on removing Vision’s bulge.", "I demand a director's cut with Vision's bulge left intact. And every other hero's as well. They could call it *Avengers: The Complete Package.*", "Ryan Reynolds is making ten different phone calls right now."], "response": "I mean, if anyone could it’d be him.", "id": "reddit_1469"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Say what you want about Kevin Nash, but you cant deny he is a good brother!", "Oh sure Nash can do it but when Elsworth gets on the phone with a kid it’s a witchhunt "], "response": "HAHAHA. Thank you for the christmas giggle. The  detracted a little from the joke imo.", "id": "reddit_1470"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Doctors concerned Sidney Crosby has sustained another concussion after he accepts invitation to Trump White House", "I initially glanced at the title and thought, \"oh shit he *really* *did* play through the playoffs with a concussion\"", "And then you read further and discover that this was a stunt to raise awareness for people with mental disorders like the president.", "🌈 the more you know!"], "response": "Damn that rainbow is lit. How do you do that? That's the more I want to know.", "id": "reddit_1471"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["As a McCree main, this is the thing Ive wanted the most since forever", "Holy cow. Time to git gud at McCree.", "Seriously lmao", "He’s pretty fun to play once you do. Also helps with your aim a lot, or it did with me ~~except for Widow~~", "Seriously, I can land shots as McCree, but my widow is garbage.", "I'm kind of hit and miss with both of them.", "That certainly covers all possibilities. Also, me too thanks.", ">I played in a death metal band. People either loved us or they hated us... or they thought we were OK.", "I play the guitar. I taught myself how to play guitar, which was a bad decision because I didn’t know how to play it."], "response": "As a fellow death metal band member, I can attest to your statement, 100% spot on.", "id": "reddit_1472"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["HUMOR It makes me so anxious lol", "sameeee. Sometimes I wait till no one is online in my clan before I attack in war lmao"], "response": "I always do that because I don’t want to be pressured", "id": "reddit_1473"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Cloak and Dagger spies be like...", "High quality... not read like the mango 9.5/10", "That's mangana not mango"], "response": "Be glad I'm not a woosher... In the jjba community, we sometimes call it \"the mango\" Also you're a weeb lol ", "id": "reddit_1474"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I did it!!! I pedaled my bicycle 11,750 miles to all 30 MLB ballparks to raise money and awareness for Big Brothers Big Sisters and youth mentoring. Made it to ballpark 30 home of the Milwaukee Brewers!", "Can we PLEASE get a calf pic."], "response": "Wisconsin is more than just cows, typical ignorant Yankee fan, hmmph", "id": "reddit_1475"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Neymar gets kicked in the back then proceeds to dribble the person who kicked him from the free kick", "Neymar is so great to watch.", "He floats around like he’s in a rec league. But these are professionals...amazing. On one hand, I love the mastery but on the other I’d like to see him play at peak powers at all times. I feel like he only plays that way for Brazil."], "response": "Well he is in the farmers league ", "id": "reddit_1476"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congress confirms Reddit admins were trying to hide evidence of email tampering during Clinton trial.", "This is crazy. I'm guessing Hillary has Comey and the FBI in her pocket because this is as straight forward as it gets.", "its all politics. Regardless of her politics, If they don't arrest her, (they won't) The public should really take notice, because we have 1 person in prison for treason and one living abroad on the run from the US government escaping treason charges for the same thing. It proves what everyone already knows: politicians are above the law."], "response": "But if we jail and prosecute politicians, the common man will start to get uppity and demand to receive just treatment. ", "id": "reddit_1477"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This Toothpaste describes what each of its ingredient is and its purpose", "No fluoride.", "I think this might be hippy toothpaste", "Can confirm, I own one of their products. They're called Kingfisher and make \"natural\" toothpaste, although the one I have does contain fluoride (and tastes like fennel!)", "Doesn't fennel taste like black licorice??", "Fennel, liquorice (it's a plant!) and anise all taste very similar: <URL>", "MMMMM brushing my teeth with Sambuca! >Ingredient: Alcohol Purpose: Disinfectant WIN!"], "response": "> Alcohol Purpose: Disinfectant. Cause of and answer to all of life's problems.", "id": "reddit_1478"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I just love this guy", "I would have slipped and torn my ACL.", "I would have slipped and slammed my head off the top of the open door.", "I would have slipped and caved in the windshield with my head", "I would have slipped and racked my nuts on the corner of that door.", "I would have just ran through the door to tackle him and probably bust a few ribs doing so", "I would have missed the whole thing because I was at home asleep.", "I would have ducked and let the cop jump over me then i would run off", "I wouldn’t have run and let the guy get away.", "I would have gone to sleep, fuck that.", "I think I could have done it."], "response": "I would have done all the planting drugs while the other cop was busy", "id": "reddit_1479"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana charge", "> And to amplify his point, he reached into his jacket and slipped out a single marijuana cigarette. He then pulled out a box of matches and, you guessed it, lit it up. Boston got in several quick inhales before security personnel realized what was happening. They detained Boston and escorted him out of the courtroom, Moore said. Boston wasn't done, though. Before being led out, he turned to the gallery and declared, \"The people deserve better!\" Legend.", "He's not wrong", "As someone who just swung by the recreational cannabis shop less than a mile from my apartment on the way home tonight, he's definitely not. So crazy there's people in our own country still going to court and getting in trouble for this shit.", "Anyone looking at this honestly can tell that it's just a matter of time before it's legalized nationally. In legal states, none of the nightmare predictions of the anti-pot propaganda has happened. In fact, there's data of unintended good side effects like [a reduction in opioid use in legal states](<URL>), plus massive tax revenues of course. People are going to look back at the lives ruined, lives wasted, and the billions upon billions of tax dollars spent as pure ignorant barbarism. It's inevitable."], "response": "But then how will we enslave the *brown people*? ", "id": "reddit_1480"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Apparently trump, according to trump, has \"unmatched wisdom\"", "I feel like posting trump tweets is cheating for this sub.", "Later, his minions will claim he was just joking/baiting the media"], "response": "He's famous for his self-abasement style of humor. ", "id": "reddit_1481"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CNN and other news organizations were blocked Friday from a White House press briefing.", "Now the press briefing is a conservative safe space. Oh, the irony..."], "response": "How can global warming be real with all these snowflakes in DC? Checkmate, liberals. ", "id": "reddit_1482"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Whats a rule that was implemented somewhere, that massively backfired?", "My city has issues with loud bikes/vehicles. So as a deterrant, the city put up decibel meters that displayed how loud your engine is(similar to those signs that read your speed and display it to you) but instead of deterring anyone, people would pull up to these signs and rev the heck out of their engines to see who could get the highest decibel count. The city took the counters down within a week."], "response": "I read about that. They didn't take them down and the noise data is still being collected. They only turned off the public display.", "id": "reddit_1483"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dog saves woman from getting robbed", "If that dog isnt hers....i hope she took it home after that, it deserves it", "Steal someone else's dog?"], "response": "It's not stealing if he follows you home... Where you make fliers that you'll never put up because dog is chill. Sort of ", "id": "reddit_1484"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump: I have the absolute right to pardon myself", "Something about the tree of liberty..."], "response": "but that only applies to tyrants with a D next to their name ", "id": "reddit_1485"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cop pepper sprays large group of motorcyclist passing safely on the highway. TX", "[deleted]", "Let's spray these guys on 400lb unstable machines with pepper spray in the middle of ducking busy highway!", "Hey, watch your language.", "[deleted]", "AFLAC!"], "response": "See, now you guys have upset the duck.", "id": "reddit_1486"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fisherman OP", "That’s a 6 kill streak. Where is his predator missile?", "Didn't you see the end? He IS the predator missile!", "This is chuck norris in action"], "response": "Did you know chuck Norris got banned from playing call of duty for unlocking Chopper Gunner Akimbo?", "id": "reddit_1487"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Twitch dota2ti channel - Dont type \"tiananmen square\" or youll get banned", "TI10 - In motherland Russia", "> TI10 - In motherland Russia We don't give same amount of money as China, why Valve would care bout us lol, being passionate is not enough these days"], "response": "maybe if u sell enough mothers, u guys can make it ", "id": "reddit_1488"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“Please save your praise. We don’t want it,” Swedish Climate Activist Greta Thunberg told the USA Senate Climate Change Task Force. “Don’t invite us here to tell us how inspiring we are without doing anything about it because it doesn’t lead to anything.”", "Wait... There's a US Climate Change Task Force? Do they sit around thinking up denial strategies?", "Yes", "With guns.", "\"If we get more guns we might scare the CO2 away\"", "\"Why don't we just fucking shoot the hurricane?\""], "response": "\"Ms Thunderbird, have you considered shooting this Carbon Dioxide guy?\"", "id": "reddit_1489"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Pelissero The NFL has officially changed Cody Parkeys missed field goal yesterday to a blocked kick by Treyvon Hester.", "So its officially a triple doink", "My favorite type of porn", "Redditors have weird Fetishes lol", "That's not even the weirdest I've seen on Reddit today. Some people have weird kinks", "Am I the only one that adds a  in my head when I read some weird comments"], "response": "I stopped adding the  after being on here so long. A surprising number are completely serious.", "id": "reddit_1490"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Smartass thinks that none knows what water is", "I hate it when people talk down the arts and humanities.", "Im used to it so it's alright", "I think all of us artists are, but that doesnt really excuse the behavior.", "Still kill them with kindness, like the guy in Florida who named his knife '' kindness'' and murdered people"], "response": "It was actually a machete, IIRC, but I wouldn't expect you to know that, you are an artist, after all ", "id": "reddit_1491"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove", "The stupidly of people never gets old. I think we are about due for another \"Should I get a R1 for my first bike?\" post....."], "response": "Clearly a turbo busa is better as a first bike, come on. ", "id": "reddit_1492"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit, if you die today, and the afterlife hands you a book that contains all stats from your life, which stat will you look up first and why?", "Total number of arguments vs number of arguments I was right", "346:3", "Ah, I see you’re a married man too.", "When I was getting married, my long time married friend gave me the best advice... he said, \"When you first get married, you'll have a bunch of little fights... you want to lose these on purpose. That way, when you get to your first big fight, you're already used to losing\". He's a wise man", "I was told, \"You have a choice: you can be right or you can be happy. Choose wisely. :", "Seems like a very healty relationship"], "response": "You don't understand, marriage is actually about fighting and having to TOLERATE your partner ", "id": "reddit_1493"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Vettel: \"Bring back the **** V12s\"", "You could see the tears in his voice", "Infuriating stuff, fuck", "I'm not a big F1 fan(watched about 3 GPs this year) but you know it's a serious post when it gets 2000 points in 30 minutes.", "As someone who's watched 0, what happened here?", "The electric hybrid part of his engine had a failure causing him to not finishing the race.", "nah Vettel got a wooden engine... ... it wooden go anyway (so he got a steel engine. But it steel wooden go)", "Dude... I feel weird upvoting this.", "You’re only encouraging this type of behavior", "Dude... I feel weird upvoting this", "You're only encouraging this type of behaviour"], "response": "You're steel reinforcing the fact that he's going to get more up votes", "id": "reddit_1494"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently", "HE USED GREENTEXT ON TINDER GOOD LORD", "\\>not using greentext on tinder \\>being this much of a normie", "lol I greentext IRL by forming a greentext arrow by pointing my arms off to the side with the tips of my fingers pressed together. >implying I'm not doing this immediately after posting right fucking now", "\\> can't even meme arrow on a website"], "response": ">\\>Mfw when she can't even comedy_chevron like some sort of fucking normie", "id": "reddit_1495"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One of my teachers has a D.Va wrap on their entire car. I don’t know the teacher though. Sorry I had to blur their plates through Snapchat.", "I would not have the brass to drive to a place full of children that would absolutely roast my with that car. Kudos", "So far I haven’t heard people roast them. It’s mostly either A. People claiming Overwatch is a dead game, B. Not knowing what Overwatch is, or C. Being astonished that we have a teacher who loves Overwatch.", "keep in mind that teachers can be as young as mid 20's. 25 is easily possible, and late 20's early 30's is very common. people that age grew up watching/playing pokemon, playing PC games like starcraft, halflife, quake, and N64, playstation. you would be hard pressed to find a guy that grew up in the US who's ~30 that *doesn't* know about gaming or don't play games. it's like back in the day when i was in highschool, and being shocked that teachers liked rock music, their generation invented rock.", "Also I’ve come to find out it is a girl teacher.", "A male highschool teacher would have trouble getting away with a wrap like that anyway."], "response": "\"pfft, what kind of loser is driving that thing?\" \"I heard its a girl teacher\" \"I am in love\"", "id": "reddit_1496"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What screams \"Im very insecure\"?", "Constantly wedging \"humble bragging\" into conversations.", "I had a hard time with that when I was at Harvard."], "response": "Best example in this sub thread lol. A lot of the others are just straight bragging", "id": "reddit_1497"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To whoever stole my phone", "I don't think she realizes people dont steal phones for access to accounts they MIGHT have saved on it", "she seems quite self important", "and mostly sheltered", "[deleted]", "do you brag about your reddit account or something?"], "response": "We gotta get his account! It's worth way more than an iPhone! ", "id": "reddit_1498"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I would say you were half Chinese half Asian", "> half chinese half asian 🤨🤨", "British people typically use Asian to refer specifically to South~~east~~ Asian people."], "response": "Why did someone name the entire continent as Asia then 🧐 ", "id": "reddit_1499"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["For Halloween I wanted to carve the one thing that scares me the most", "RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO PC AND HIDE YO NVIDIA INSPECTOR!", "Are you assuming my videocard? ^/^s"], "response": "Hey have you even asked what your gpu wants to be recognized as? Last time i asked her/him/it wanted to be an nvidia card! ", "id": "reddit_1500"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["HUMOR Very interesting request", "Give him Wall Breakers and make him wonder if he got male or female WBs", "They're named Larry so that's what I gave him", "Isn’t that the witches skeletons though?", "All skeletons are named Larry. edit: all"], "response": "According to Clash Royale's skeleton army, some skeletons have female names like Cherry, Faerie, Karrie and Mary though Source : <URL>", "id": "reddit_1501"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fox News Guest Says Trump Voters Should Pay for Border Wall by Crowdfunding It", "Most successful crowdfunding project of all time is around what, $20m? Only need a few thousand times that, no big deal. > \"Clearly the public supports strong border security. I think many people, I'm not sure the majority of the public thinks a wall is absolutely essential, but most people understand that a wall has to be part of the solution to border problems that we have,\" Goodwin said If only we had some way of testing that baseless claim [oh wait](<URL> 57% of Americans oppose significantly expanding construction of walls on the border. I guess most people don't understand that a wall has to be part of the solution to border problems after all.", "Pretty sure the most successful crowdfunding project of all time is *Star Citizen* and that's around $200 million. The wall is only estimated to be 350 times that amount!", "I was kind of torn counting Star Citizen, a game funded in a non-traditional format over several years largely by selling special content. I wonder what the equivalent would be for the wall? You get to put custom designed prints on your section?", "Probably the same way similar fundraisers are done for things like public parks and gardens - your name on the brick you bought or your name on a spot to indicate you're a sponsor.", "[deleted]"], "response": "The wall will be finished before Star Citizen is though.", "id": "reddit_1502"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Started out amazing, then...", "Society has a very short memory. The Bahamas are still in ruins. There are still detention facilities around the boarder. The rain forest is still burning. There are still Concentration Camps in China We are all about the Soup De Jour. And that soup is served by the media, both social and mainstream. And we eat it up.", "Haven’t you heard? You can’t get all the Pokémon in sword and shield!", "You ever consider that the people worrying about that specifically, are all even more worried about the planet than everyone else?"], "response": "Nah, people can't care about videogames and the planet at the same time! ", "id": "reddit_1503"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Yankees congratulating Astros after the HR", "[Full article from SI](<URL> for reference.", "This reads like fanfic lol", "If this were to be made into porn, Johnny Sins is the guy to play Brett Gardner", "Brett Gardner is Johnny Sins", "Oh, Piper Perri can play Altuve. This works!", "She may be a little tall for the roll. Her ball handling skills are on point though.", "And everyone knows what she can do with a bat. Literally.", "You should see her turn a double play."], "response": "I saw her get five outs in one inning once.", "id": "reddit_1504"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Look here you neanderthals. Stop taking pictures of your TV, the Ps4 has a screenshot feature. Use it.", "[deleted]", "It's not HD unless we can see the subpixels at full crop", "Enhance image.", "I can clearly hear that CSI theme in my mind...", "That's from Bladerunner! Seems kids these day don't care about classics."], "response": "Damn shame on me. Blade Rubber clearly is the master in enhancing images. Forgive my ignorance please!", "id": "reddit_1505"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ocasio-Cortez: By Lindsey Grahams 1999 standard for Clinton, trump should be impeached", "Rush Limbaugh today was literally going crazy saying that the media and the deep state should stay out of trumps personal sex life, and leave it up to the voters. I nearly drove off the road. Cognitive dissonance and selective amnesia are like super powers for people on the right."], "response": "Yes it’s only on the right!  This is the problem", "id": "reddit_1506"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I analyzed James Hardens performance in every NBA city to see if there is a correlation between his box score and the citys average strip club rating.", "SLC top 3 in strip clubs? Is this something we can use to sway players into coming here now?"], "response": "Now we know why Uncle Jeff Green came here ", "id": "reddit_1507"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["‘Joker’ Has Become The Highest Grossing R-Rated Movie Ever Worldwide With $785.5M, Surpassing Deadpool 2", "[deleted]", "I wish I had started keeping track of every terrible Reddit Deadpool idea years ago. There’s been some real cringe gold. I’m not sure why so many people think they can write good Deadpool jokes.", "Because he’s “lol so funny random” aka the easiest comedy to write next to reference humor. People only like Deadpool because he’s a wish fulfillment character *as* his character, he’s like one punch man if he constantly told the other hero’s how much better he is.", "Deadpool for Redditors is like minions to 40 year old Facebook women."], "response": "Lmao that should be in Deadpool 3  to be safe", "id": "reddit_1508"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congressmen demand investigation of FCC Chairman Ajit Pai, Sinclair Broadcast Group", "> Any claim that Chairman Pai is modifying the rules now to benefit one particular company is completely baseless. Yeah. It's really more of a pattern of changes designed to create and empower a nationwide corporate oligarchy of hyper loyal media companies capable of restricting information access on as many platforms as possible for as many people as possible. It's very Putin-esque: blurring the line between business and government with a focus on loyalty, control over individuals, and wealth centralization.", "> blurring the line between business and government with a focus on loyalty, control over individuals, and wealth centralization. ...while calling it \"freedom\".", "War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength. There are no honest men on this ship."], "response": "> There are no honest men on this ship. Is that also a line from something?", "id": "reddit_1509"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["11 babies have been born in Antarctica, and none of them died as infants, meaning Antarctica has the lowest infant mortality rate at 0%", "How is this a shower thought."], "response": "you don't know what we ultrainterlectuals have to deal with ", "id": "reddit_1510"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["USADA has flagged Jon Jones. Potential anti-doping violation. He’s out of UFC 200.", "[Press conference on youtube](<URL> - ty to /u/RanByMyGun and /u/Awhite2555 with a good link! <URL> back up - ty /u/hulking_menace", "In the immortal words of Daniel Cormier: \"Jon Jones, get your shit together.\"", "I'm so fucking pissed. They should allow Cormier into the next room so he can spit in Jones' face"], "response": "Film it please. JBJ is literally the world's biggest asshole, I just do not have the words. I hope Daniel gets Gustaffson", "id": "reddit_1511"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sebastian Vettel wins the 2019 Singapore Grand Prix!", "Mercedes 4-5,just as everyone expected", "obviously, since there were no crashes in front...thank god Bottas slowed down to preserve tires.", "Yes it was a smart decision, his tyres were overheating. Good thing James warned him about that", "Otherwise, they would've finished 4-5", "Not quite, Albon overtakes Hamilton too if not held up by Bottas"], "response": "Yeah, it was a likely 4-6 if Bottas hadn't backed Albon up. Merc had effectively managed to strategize Lewis from P2 to P6...", "id": "reddit_1512"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Zion, destroyer of rims...and Shoes!", "And someone paid $10k to watch Zion. I am deceased", "you’d think with all the money they’re making on ticket sales that they could afford better shoes for their players.", "Those shoes cost $120 (Paul George Nike) <URL>", "Zion definitely not signing with Nike now.", "Zion to Anta confirmed GET HYPE", "Puma"], "response": "Hell if I was him I'd go with Puma just for the humor.", "id": "reddit_1513"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The USA Womens hockey team defeats Canada in the shootout to win the gold medal at Pyeongchang", "You shorten your bench in 20 minutes of 4-on-4 on Olympic ice?!?!", "And decide to disregard any setup in the offensive zone, complete individual effort, Zapodos had to be perfect just to get them to the shootout, bad coaching.", "Zapodos? I think you mean Szabados. Zapdos is a pokemon.", "Gotta catch em all! O wait.."], "response": "shhhh. Everyone quiet...He's almost figured out the joke.", "id": "reddit_1514"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A young poor kid offering a part of her meager meal to an elderly dog. I took this photo in one of the biggest temples in West Bengal. In the entire temple, this scene was the one of true devotion.", "That’s why we say that every child is God like."], "response": "They possess the true good in this world still imo. Just need some nurturing. But we are ourselves flawed.", "id": "reddit_1515"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["amazing technique for this France goal", "Cannot believe the goals in this tournament the past couple of weeks. Wow", "Ikr. We already have at least a dozen *'Goal of the tournament'* worthy shots.", "this was the game of the tourney so far for me. the drama was out of hand"], "response": "i mean, i think argenitinians were surprised when they came into lead. There was no way for them to stay ahead of the french", "id": "reddit_1516"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I found a planet with nothing worthwhile on it, no intelligent life, and constant toxic rain. Naturally I named it League of Legends.", "Lmao that's hilarious. As a league of legends veteran I agree with this. One of the worst communities I have seen."], "response": "lol veteran. you mean bronze 5 right ", "id": "reddit_1517"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reddit Just got a $150 Million Investment from TenCent who also 40% of Epic Games", ">Do not be surprised If posts get locked as you may suddenly find we might not any longer be able to openly discuss Epic Games, Metro Exodus or anything that does not agree with them Here's a post detailing how I was temp banned here for asking why there was an ad for a law firm on /r/pcgaming (and why the mod refuses to take it down despite breaking the rules) and the mod threatened to permanently ban me from /r/pcgaming for speaking about it publicly. On a different subreddit. URL", "Wasn't surprised it was that Shock4ndAwe guy."], "response": "hey man careful or the big man himself might have a tantrum ", "id": "reddit_1518"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What screams \"Im not a good person\" ?", "Queue jumping. Those people cutting others off the line just because they think they should be first are spawns of tbe devil.", "To add to this, people who drive on the shoulder during traffic because they think they are some how above sitting in traffic like everyone else"], "response": "Just because you have a siren doesn't make you better than the rest of us! ", "id": "reddit_1519"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The best insult Ive read in dota 2 recently", "Quality insults are a science. any can be general, but the best hone in with just the right amount of specificity that it creates a visual. In this one, it's a specific type of calculator, a Casio, more known for its watches and basic calculators as opposed to a TI (texas instruments, not the international) that is known for its scientific and graphing calculators that are far more useful and powerful.", "Wtf Casio is also reputed for scientific calculators, and they are as powerful as the TI ones (<URL>)", "...I never said they didn't. \"more known\" referring to perception and public opinion. It's 2016, of course Casio has top-of-the-line calculator product lines as well, but TI is more synonymous with them than Casio. You were in high school in the past 20 years and needed a scientific calculator? It was probably a TI."], "response": "classic american assuming everyone is the same ", "id": "reddit_1520"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["HBK gets hugged by a fan in the crowd mid-match, Michaels hugs back", "Wholesome wrestling", "Oh yeah, that wholesome 1990s Shawn Michaels.", "He was a nightmare to work with but always seemed great with fans. I forget what match it is but a special needs fan fell over the gate and Shawn pretty much put the match on hold to go over and make sure he was alright."], "response": "Totally took me out of it. Too many worked shoots back then. ", "id": "reddit_1521"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["There is a fan driving around metro Atlanta in a Hummer with a TV attached to the back playing the SEC Championship Game over and over.", "From what I’ve heard about Atlanta’s elite traffic situation, I bet that’s getting a lot of exposure.", "or one dude watching it 300 times while stuck behind it.", "Could you imagine being an auburn fan having to sit behind that while in 2 hour traffic", "That's how serial killers are born", "Nah, that's how they're reformed. They see the light and follow the way of the Bulldog going forward.", "Oh sure. Next you're going to tell me we can \"reform\" other fans into OU fans by listening to Boomer Sooner for 10 hours straight.", "I think just typing that violates the Geneva Convention."], "response": "Here I go serially murdering people upon thinking about that.", "id": "reddit_1522"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Seahawks have claimed former Patriots WR Josh Gordon, source said. QB Russell Wilson gets his wish.", "They really needed a TE after Dissly went down", "Gordon definitely has a tight end.", "The best tight end after Jimmy G's", "Let's not forget about the best in the universe: Larry Fitzgerald", "Jake Butt."], "response": "Imagine being Jake Butt and not being in the conversation for the best in the league.", "id": "reddit_1523"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Today Shaq came to my newsroom and spontaneously gave me a hug on live TV", "Shaq always looks like he is living his best life.", "Can confirm he definitely is", "Only reason I watch NBA halftime shows", "Say sike rn or Charles and I are bouta come at u", "Look at that knucklehead"], "response": "Probably a fan of them big ol' women near that dirty creek.", "id": "reddit_1524"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One Million People Demand Trump’s Tax Return, Smashing Petition Record", "Official response from the White House: \"nah\"", "or \"the media made that up, no one wants to see those returns\" or \"that petition is only signed by illegal immigrants\"", "He claimed 3 million illegal immigrants voted against him, so this is just a drop in the bucket"], "response": "Well this just proves that 2 million illegal immigrants are slacking off.", "id": "reddit_1525"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Postgame Thread South Carolina Defeats Georgia 20-17 (2OT)", "I feel bad for the deer that Jake Fromm is going to take this out on.", "Don't worry, at this point I'm pretty sure he'll miss the deer entirely", "Bullet will get intercepted by a Rooster", "you know he ain’t gonna dieeeeeeeeeee", "Georgia fans will still claim he’s a better deer shooter than Fields too", "But Fields can hand off bullets good AF."], "response": "Well, Fields hands off real good. Turns out he just does other stuff real good, too.", "id": "reddit_1526"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Families of Sandy Hook shooting victims win legal victory in lawsuit against InfoWars, Alex Jones", ">A judge in Connecticut has granted the families’ discovery requests, allowing them access to, among other things, InfoWars’ internal marketing and financial documents. >The judge has scheduled a hearing next week to decide whether to allow the plaintiffs’ attorneys to depose Jones.", ">InfoWars’ internal marketing and financial documents. Lemme guess. Their biggest investor will be Dmitri Oligarchov.", ">Their biggest investor will be Dmitri Oligarchov. I spent the last 15 minutes searching for this guy. I'm a dumbass."], "response": "Lol its cool, its hard to tell who's joking these days.", "id": "reddit_1527"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Riot sends imaqtpie a message", "I've never been more excited to see the code my team worked on :')", "all those man hours just to remind qt that hes washed up.. wurf", "> hours Don't worry, it was quick. `if (summoner_name == 'imaqtpie') { remind_washed_up }` Back into the ticket mines I go!"], "response": "Can you send a \"LUL -10K\" message to T1?", "id": "reddit_1528"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["New Character - Link", "Now this is something that would move some Switch copies of the game.", "Ok but fr I would’ve bought Overwatch again if they had Nintendo exclusive skins. So many of them make sense like Link Hanzo, Samus Pharah, Waluigi Moira, etc.", "Hammond Pikachu where the ball is a Pokeball!!! HELLO!?!?!??"], "response": "Blizzard should hire you as an \"idea guy.\" They have those, right?   ", "id": "reddit_1529"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Google earth is one of the most incredible things ever created by man but is taken for granted as if it were nothing.", "Imagine near real-time satellite imagery on it. That would be an amazing next step in its evolution.", "You mean walking out into your drive way and seeing yourself? That would be a little frightening.", "Agreed. So much better knowing that only the US Government can do it."], "response": "Because we know they can be trusted ", "id": "reddit_1530"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Iguana Scene From Last Night’s Planet Earth II Could Be Greatest Tv Moment Ever", "When it looked like he got caught but then got out I started yelling \"GO LIZARD GO!\" like 20 times in my empty apartment. Didn't even realize I was doing it out loud until after the fact.", "[deleted]", "What you need to remember, is that this lizard comes from an unbroken chain of survivors. Since the dawn of life on earth, *every single* ancestor of this lizard survived to breed. This is a super lizard, with genetics fine tuned to perfection by countless generations of evolution. I guess the same can be said for the snakes though, but I wasn't rooting for them."], "response": "Same could be said about humans yet here we are... trump 2016 ", "id": "reddit_1531"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The bar has been raised/lowered.", "Samsung’s exploding phones was a good run at the championship belt.", "It certainly cost the company more than these 2 combined."], "response": "Probably yes, if you remember you weren’t to board on an airplane if you had a Note7!", "id": "reddit_1532"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["George W. Bush sneaking a piece of candy to Michelle Obama is warming my heart.", "I love seeing Michelle and Dubya together, they seem like genuine friends. I wish someone would make a sitcom with those two.", "After Bill Clinton’s term expired, he and George H.W. Bush worked together on a number of projects, and made numerous public appearances. Post-politics, they became close friends. These guys are members of the most exclusive club in the world, where only they know what the others have had to deal with. It’s quite a bond."], "response": "Think obama and trump can become friends? ", "id": "reddit_1533"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The find of a lifetime from a local thrift store last week for $18. Even had the original box.", "Glad I spent over 2 grand on mine a few months back!", "Damn, I love sneakers, but how do you justify $2k on a single pair. I make good money but would never spend that, you gotta be making a killing for that type of disposable income, or your irresponsible af... Does it feel worth it? I'm legit asking, not tryin' to question your purchase (well, kinda). Everybody has that thing they will spend money on that people will look at you like you are crazy.", "Yea it is a lot of money lol. I don't make CRAZY money but I work a bunch of extra shifts and the work isn't that bad and it pays enough that I can afford this shoe after two shifts. So even tho its a DUMB purchase, it brings me satisfaction as a collector because I know it'll never be made again and is part of a historic legacy of a man's shoe history. It's a piece of art to me. It's like owning an original Van Gogh. Kanye is the Picasso of our time, so in that sense it's worth it to me. Also I'm simply viewing it as \"work these two easy shifts and get a pair of college drop out bapestas!\"...in my head it sounds like a steal lol", "You get paid $1k a shift!?", "Theres a remote hospital an hour north of me. Needless to say it's hard for them to attract people all the way up there for night shifts. So they pay handsomely", "No wonder hospitals are marking up prices of everything 1500%", "Lol trust me that's not it. Not the right thread for it but yea. Doctors salaries are the least of the problem hahaha", "Yeah doctors are especially about to get the shaft lol", "This guy knows"], "response": "RBRVUs aren't broken and Medicaid is great ", "id": "reddit_1534"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Apparently You’re Supposed to Obsessively Check Tinder every second of your life", "\"Thanks for the advice, Phil! I was super involved with Tinder, as you demanded, and met the man of my dreams! We're getting married in June. You're the best!\"", "Haha, I kinda want OP to send that as a reply now. >_>", "i love you", "I don't.", "Well, I'd appreciate it if you got a little more involved with u/mynameisakshayk moving forward , is that clear?"], "response": "Thanks for backing me up. I am thankful, is that goddamn clear?", "id": "reddit_1535"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Moiras Fade Reaches Much Farther Than You Think", "I always try to play Skyrim as Moira or Reinhardt but always end up stuck as hanzo.", "Boy do I relate to that.", "a lot of OW players don't even need to play Skyrim for that... \"mmh, our team could need a healer or another tank, so I think I'm gonna pick, uhm, yes, Hanzo.\"", "Personally I main support Hanzo and tank Widowmaker", "I'm a tankrat. The payload is my shield."], "response": "And my healer. I don't need help. I'm playing 1v6 anyway. #PlatLyfe ", "id": "reddit_1536"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["trump is fleeing to a safe space in Alabama where students will be punished for booing. Whos the snowflake now?", "Crybully.", "Its like good old /r/conservative which seems to not understand the irony of their \"Conservatives Only\" safe space posts. Seems like they've stopped doing as many due to that criticism lately. Haha. It used to be like 50% of their posts, a few weeks ago.", "I made my first reply in that sub a few weeks ago and was banned in minutes.", "I was banned for citing WHO statistics on abortion. Apparently the WHO is a leftist conspiracy, who knew...", "Mention Southern Stategy and watch their heads explode. They get so *pissed* when someone says the parties switched back then and they insist it never happened, despite it being well documented. All liberal lies!"], "response": "Don’t forget that the Democrats were advocates of slavery! ", "id": "reddit_1537"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["After becoming president, Trump sold millions in real estate in secret deals", "From the [USA today](<URL> article: > Profits from sales of those properties flow through a trust run by Trump’s sons. The president is the sole beneficiary of the trust and he can withdraw cash at any time. Good times.", "What? How is that possible?!? I saw Trump next to a table with a bunch of paper on it!", "Probably just lists of the shell company's he uses to launder cash through. See my money's clean yo...", "LITERALLY just a pile of folders <URL>", "> just a pile of folders This is where his lack of political awareness really hurts him - if he'd been paying attention, he'd know that if he'd used binders instead he could've had them filled with a bunch of women."], "response": "Remember when simply being awkward was enough to tank a presidential candidacy? Pepperidge Farm remembers.", "id": "reddit_1538"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Cheap Papa Johns", "this is why i stopped ordering pizza. I'm not going to cheap out on the tip, and im not paying $9 to get a pizza delivered.", "I still eat pizza, but I drive the 10 minutes to get it instead.", "For the price of the delivery, I usually order takeout from a restaurant. Can usually get two orders and more for the cost of a pizza + delivery. If I’m going out anyways, might as well get something prepared by a professional chef. I still tip appropriately for the complexity of my order, but I just can’t stomach $9 to bring me a pizza.", "[deleted]", "That's why I only get Mod pizza now. $8.29 for an 11 inch pizza with all the toppings you want."], "response": "That place is secretly the greatest salad joint ever. You can get a massive salad with like 15 toppings for 8 bucks.", "id": "reddit_1539"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What it feels like to get yoinked by Sylvanus.", "The sylvanus was moving super fast. Does he have shield of regrowth? Also, go shell instead of meditation.", "Meditation is meta in joust. Even in the highest ranked games", "Yeah but usually only if you're going double tank, in this situation shell would have been better", "I would tend to disagree. I would only go shell in a few scenarios: 1: You have healing on your team, so you know the enemy will build anti-heal later. 2: The enemy has a character like Bakasura that is heavily affected by upgraded shell. 3: You are running double tank into a hunter and the other tank is buying med. If none of those are true, then meditation is 100% what you buy on any warrior, guardian, and most (ranked-competitive) assassins every time. And even then you can make an argument for not getting shell in those scenarios on a case-by-case basis. Meditation is just so much better early-game and Joust is so snowballs that meditation is ideal over shell 90% of the time. I was Masters in Joust last split by the way, so I’d like to think I know what I’m talking about (hopefully!).", "I was masters in joust the last two splits and I never touch med lmao"], "response": "I guess that's why you weren't grandmasters ", "id": "reddit_1540"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Reagan reacting to a balloon popping 2 months after he was shot.", "That was sharp. Seriously impressed as I was expecting a flinch or something.", "Reagan had an amazingly sharp wit. Very fast, with fantastic timing."], "response": "It's almost as if he was some sort of fantastic actor or something. ", "id": "reddit_1541"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I will not be denied.", "If you use microsoft, you don't own it. It owns you.", ">use microsoft Is there anyone using apple here? ", "I'm using Microsoft and Google on my devices."], "response": "Me too, though I use Sony for playing games ", "id": "reddit_1542"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Private Internet Access, a VPN provider, takes out a full page ad in The New York Time calling out 50 senators.", "That's so weird, why do they all have Rs next to their name?"], "response": "Because both parties are exactly the same!!! ", "id": "reddit_1543"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Two legends with their signature rises", "the best royal rumble final two", "My favorite rumble. Randy and Edge also made this a great final four. Khali beating everyone only got taker to come in and take him out was great. Also people were torn on who they wanted to win because both final guys were from texas, Shawn from San Antonio where this took place and Taker from Houston. As a 7 year old taker fan this was by far my favorite wrestling moment also the moment I knew that Taker and Shawn together would make magic.", "In my mind at least, this kayfabe started Shawn’s obsession with beating the streak"], "response": "Is that not how the story went? Its been a hot minute since I checked anything from then out", "id": "reddit_1544"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wikipedia built the biggest modern information hub using nothing but nerds need to correct each other.", "Tis a powerful force you speak of.", "[deleted]", "You're just being pedantic for the sake of it. Ants comment stands.", "I think he's pretending to be Wikipedia", "And I'm pretending to be Wikipedia reversing changes.", "I'm not sure this comment meets notability criteria.", "Listen here you little shit."], "response": "This article has been temporarilly locked by a moderator", "id": "reddit_1545"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bravo six, going dark.", "If it weren't for Jun we wouldn't have Buck (Nathan Fillion) as a Spartan.", "yo when does buck become a spartan?", "He's one of the playable members of Osiris in Halo 5. The process of him becoming a Spartan (as well as the fate of the other ODST's from his team) is told in the novella New Blood", "thanks, I haven’t played halo 5 yet but ODST is my favorite game", "Get on that, it’s a great game.", "You dont deserve the downvotes"], "response": "He said something positive about halo4/5/343 on a halo forum, of course he deserves downvotes. ..  if that isn't clear.", "id": "reddit_1546"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Virgil Van Dijk wins UEFA player of the year", "YES LADS! Take that leak up your arses", "We're a bit busy right now, mate", "James “Cum on my face” Pearce. Link for the newbies - <URL>"], "response": "You're doing the Lord's work. Thank you, sir/madam", "id": "reddit_1547"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Italy squad visited a children’s hospital in Rome on Thursday and defender Acerbi was told the team bus had to leave, but replied: “I don’t care, they can go. I’ll get a taxi, but I won’t leave until I’ve seen everyone.” Acerbi was twice diagnosed with testicular cancer in recent years.", "Heart-warming! Also really applaud Bologna’s solidarity with Miha"], "response": "Also like when the Bilbao team shaved their heads in support of Yeray, who beat cancer.", "id": "reddit_1548"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Yall need to retake a High School Civics class...", "Also. Only Clinton and Johnson got impeached. Both were acquitted by Senate and were *not* removed from Office. Nixon resigned before getting impeached or removed.", "[deleted]", "In the case of Nixon, that's an example of it working. He knew the system would remove him, so he quit.", "It still didnt quite work, because his VP pardoned him.", "Ford also said that the pardon was an admission of guilt.", "It's actually implicit in accepting the pardon."], "response": "But he ultimately was removed from office even if he did it himself", "id": "reddit_1549"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bradley Manning stripped naked for seven hours on Wednesday March 2 to compel him to testify against Julian Assange", "I know the military can play by different rules than the civilian sphere, but is this legal?", "Not in any civilized nation. It used to be criminal conduct in the US in both civilian and military detention. It still is. Not that this government follows rule of law any longer. This kind of conduct is straight out of every kind of totalitarian regime. Our founders would be disgusted by what we have become.", "FM 2-22.3 (FM 34-52): Human Intelligence Collector Operations: <URL> Page 5-21, section 5-75: \"If used in conjunction with intelligence interrogations, prohibited actions include, but are not limited to: Forcing the detainee to be naked...\"", "I do not believe this is an intelligence interrogation. An intelligence interrogation would be when you interrogate an enemy (or neutral) to get info. In this case, I believe he has been given an order (to give information) and is not following it. What does the Army code say about punishments for disobeying an order?", "The only thing I can find is court martial, loss of pay, dismissal, and detainment. There is certainly nothing about stripping people naked. Maybe somebody else with better Google-Fu can do better. Uniform Code of Military Justice: <URL> (sections 888-892)"], "response": "How do we know the information in this blog is even real?", "id": "reddit_1550"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Boy who suffered up to 100 seizures a day has none in 300 days after being prescribed cannabis oil", "Doctors knew about the anti-epileptic properties of cannabis way back in the 20's and 30's before it was outlawed. There were several other uses listed in the old pharmacopias"], "response": "But the DEA classification says *no* medical or scientific uses at all! ", "id": "reddit_1551"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Australia votes yes to legalise Same Sex Marriage", "Overwhelming result. Every state and territory voted Yes by a clear majority. 133 of 150 electorates voted Yes. Survey was 61.3%, Newspoll had it at 63%, so $100 million and great stress to LGBTI people to tell Australia what we already knew. Now get it done, you goddamned idiots."], "response": "But the polling is wrong because people lie about how they voted. ", "id": "reddit_1552"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ethics Actually, its about ethics in \"celebrity nudes\" journalism...", "NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS BITCH NAKED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Whoever unleashed this on to an unsuspecting world is worse than ISIS and Hitler combined"], "response": "> Whoever unleashed this on to an unsuspecting world is worse than ISIS and Hitler combined Are you saying GG did it? ", "id": "reddit_1553"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The german National Team wont play anymore in countries where women dont have equal rights and arent allowed to visit football stadiums without discrimination.", "So we won't play next WC? Sure.", "Women are allowed in stadium in Qatar thought", "Shame about, you know, the whole slaves dying thing"], "response": "So long as women slaves died too they're ok with it. ", "id": "reddit_1554"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Leaked Harry Potter game in development by Rocksteady", "Fantastic Quests and Where to Grind Them", "I’m gonna Avada Kedavra the shit outta some NPCs", "I reckon you'd have to max out the evil stats to unlock that", "I want a dark side system so badly now. Get expelled from hogwarts then kill the headmaster!", "Damn, slow down there Voldemort!", "Voldemort haha.. We take him out aswell >:)"], "response": "He had no vision, here at Avada Corp, we try to kill not just mudbloods, but *all bloods*. *crip walks to nearest train platform*", "id": "reddit_1555"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["They noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so they decided to make this fake poster of themselves. It’s now been 51 days since they hung it up.", "It does look like a professionally made McDonald's ad.", "And it works on so many levels. For one, they're fit, which would give the viewer the impression that McDonald's is good for you. They're of two different somewhat ambiguous races, which should appeal to everyone, indicating that McDonald's promotes diversity and is welcoming to people from everywhere. Also, two individuals who have different likes (in this case, a hamburger-lover, and a french fry fiend) can get along and have a thoughtful and humorous conversation about, say, a royale with cheese. They're possibly on campus, and therefore collegiate, which means they're smart, so if you eat McDonald's you must be smart as well. These Mad Men are going places."], "response": "Unortunately no, there's no female, McDonalds is a male dominated patriarchal mega corporation that hates women because they're not in this McDonalds poster. ", "id": "reddit_1556"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["See You Guys On The Battlefield", "Serious Saturday has ended and *Shitpost Sunday* has begun - Our [rules about memes](/r/tf2/wikiubreddit_rules#wiki_rule_six) have been greatly relaxed for the day. ####[See here for details](<URL> *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/tf2) if you have any questions or concerns.*", "You know i be packin the sticky jumper"], "response": "Those iranian snipers arent gonna know what hit them?", "id": "reddit_1557"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["An idea to decrease the number of hanging trades", "Wow.. best solution I've seen so far.", "It's brilliant, but I don't know if the technology is there."], "response": "Yes, I think it might work better if it cost gems for every additional card you select. ", "id": "reddit_1558"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["You get 24 hours to prepare, and you get paid $10,000 to stay in your room for an entire week with no internet/data connection/television. Cant leave. Do you do it? And if so, what do you do in the meantime?", "I don’t think anyone would turn this down.", "Unless they be rich.", "\"Honey, why are the poors talking to us again?\"", "It's a banana Michael. How much could it be, ten dollars?", "i just watched this scene hahaha"], "response": "Oh yeah, I'd catch up on all that sleep I've been lacking. Bring some food and a couple bottles to piss in", "id": "reddit_1559"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Scientists discover China has been secretly emitting banned ozone-depleting gas", "> That is until last year, when scientists from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association found that global emissions of Trichlorofluoromethane (CFC-11) have actually been increasing since 2013. > The increase implied that someone was secretly violating the Montreal Protocol. But the limitations of measuring devices meant the location of the polluter could only be traced to somewhere in east Asia. So they've known it was China for 6 years but couldn't prove it, basically.", "Ya when I saw the title I was like \"secretly? I thought we found out about that years ago now.\"", "So tthe biggest nation in the world were \"secretly\" emitting gasses somewhere in the region on their nation's boarders?", "[removed]", "Whoever rhymed it crimed it"], "response": "I think this is the hardest I’ve laughed at 5:45am.", "id": "reddit_1560"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Found a travel brochure from the World Trade Center while cleaning out my house", "People are selling that on eBay for $35", "I think it would be neat for a museum to have but who’s really going to buy it?", "People who want to post it on Reddit later?", "I smell r/karmaconspiracy...", "🎵Karma karma karma karma Karma conspiracy 🎵", "You come and repost, you come and repoooossst", "OC could be easy if you fellas would like my meeeem", "Reddit Gold and green, Reddit gold and green!", "Every day - I read your drivel (your drivel!)"], "response": "I need more up votes than my riiiivals", "id": "reddit_1561"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wenger’s final agent must be activated", "For the love of god please Liverpool. Based off this feeling rn, I don’t think I can handle it if Spurs actually win it all", "I've felt rage before but this is the first time I can remember feeling nauseous after a result, I can't describe how much I need Liverpool to win", "I don't feel rage. I just feel sick.", "Yep. Honestly am feeling poorly, my stomach is finished", "I honestly dont think I will even feel half as bad if we get smashed tomorrow. This is probably the lowest moment ever for me in my 25 years of living. Feeel like someone's died", "Fuck man, if Spurs win, then watching football will be impossible for me for a long time", "If Spurs win and Chelsea win EL, I'll just move to Sri Lanka and start following cricket. I'd be done with football."], "response": "At least here if the team loses, you can go to the players’ home and protest!", "id": "reddit_1562"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Disney would control 40% of the US box office if it buys Fox", "Teddy Roosevelt is turning over like a crankshaft in his grave.", "The conditions Disney attaches to Star Wars releases would make a pretty interesting antitrust case, particularly with this new, more market dominant position.", "40% market share is not enough for an antitrust case, especially when there are far more entertainment options available. GM once controlled almost 2/3 of the US auto market. (And look what happened to them!)", "They destroyed public transportation in America before they met hard times", "Ironic that it was that and the fuel crisis that partially paved the away for European and Asian car companies in the US", "It’s not like these companies have ever prioritized future stability over now profits.", "Toyota, on the other hand, has a 100 year plan. Source: UOT Master Tech and they have a history of Toyota unit."], "response": "100 year plan?! They should prioritise profit in the next quarter only! Communists! ", "id": "reddit_1563"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tech wannabe, shutdown by the code’s author", "The worst part is that a lot of programmers are like this", "Some programmers are the terrible to work with. They think they're the absolute best at what they do. They're also the same ones who won't admit to a mistake when they make one."], "response": "I'll have you know I can print out \"hello world\" in over 5 different languages. Don't mess with me! ", "id": "reddit_1564"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What are some huge GREEN flags that are often overlooked?", "People doing kind or generous things they don’t expect praise for, like secret gifts or acts of service."], "response": "And you learn about these secret gifts how, exactly?", "id": "reddit_1565"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["‘Kill the gays’ pastor suggests climate activist Greta Thunberg is demonically possessed and ‘needs Jesus’...because she wants a clean environment. Jesus luvs some pollution Greta!", "The love, tolerance and acceptance of religion shines bright once again!", "I sure do love me some jesus a the good work God put into this place is sure great!", "Netflix's gay Jesus comedy movie is sure doing wonders for the religious community.", "Brazilian politicians now want to criminally persecute the humourists..."], "response": "Devout followers of the religion of \"love, peace, and tolerance\" want to punish those that discredit their narrative and call out their lies.", "id": "reddit_1566"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hilarious Pixel 3 XL bug adds a second notch to the side of the screen", "Introducing Pixel Ultra with 2 notches", "*\"We heard all the buzz about the notch, our marketing people said buzz is good, so we're proud to announce we're adding another notch.*", "this sounds like something Cave Johnson would say", "Sounds like something hooli would do"], "response": "Awww fuck. I miss that show. Fucking Hooli man. Gavin Belsen with a for a signature.", "id": "reddit_1567"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Alan Turing, World War Two codebreaker and mathematician, will be the face of new Bank of England £50 note", "Benedict Cumberbatch got his wish. He said about Turing [in 2014]: \"He should be on banknotes.\""], "response": "Bank notes that many businesses will refuse to accept. Good job guys! ", "id": "reddit_1568"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion Petition to ban \"H Offer\" posts without the offer included.", "I call your instant post deletion, and raise you an instant perma ban! Lets go mods get it done!", "Thats a bit extreme... removal of those posts is enough I guess."], "response": "It's a hyperbole to stress how annoying that is lol, I forget without  sarcasm goes unrecognized", "id": "reddit_1569"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BBC spliced footage of Boris laying a wreath in 2016 in place of him laying it upside down yesterday", "If only Nicola Murray had had such a friendly broadcaster for her remembrance day appearance"], "response": "Even a baby horse knows how to walk", "id": "reddit_1570"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Postgame Thread Minnesota Defeats Penn State 31-26", "RANK MINNESOTA IN THE TOP 5 YOU COWARDS", "They're gonna jump us now lol", "If they were ranked properly before this game I wouldn't doubt it, but with how lowly they were ranked before hand (improperly), I don't see it"], "response": "Nah beating up on inferior B1G competition is only impressive when Ohio State does it ", "id": "reddit_1571"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\"poor kids are just as talented as white kids\"", "I can’t actually bring myself to click on this to hear him say it for real. That is genuine cringe.", "Allow me. After he says it, he tries to recover by rattling off a few other races. You’re welcome.", "'Poor kids are just as smart as white kids!' I mean 'wealthy kids'! No, wait, what I said before wasn't wrong because 'also black kids and asian kids'. White kids still can't be poor though. 'You know what I mean?' (and then comes the ironic hypocritical peak:) 'Think how we think about it'. Oh, like how you think about rich kids as being white?", "\"look if you don't wanna be poor, just be white at least is what I'm saying ok\"", "\"There has literally never once been a poor white child, and that's a fact you can take to the bank!\"", "TIL that growing up with food stamps and summer lunch programs as a kid either still means I wasn't poor, or apparently I'm not white.", "[removed]", "I was also on food stamps when I was a kid. Hello (apparent) fellow POC!", "I was white growing up and I always wanted to know, why stamps? Did you have to mail away for the food or something?", "They used to come in the form of stamps many years ago"], "response": "Of course, there was no e-mail back then.", "id": "reddit_1572"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Please, dont ask...", "Its like looking in a mirror...", "... and -25 MMR staring back at you."], "response": "Jokes on you i only have 18 left", "id": "reddit_1573"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You do you, Seattle.", "ITT: People who have never played with a football. Balls deform when you are kicking them as hard as you can....", "This thing I'd made out of metal. URL"], "response": "Obviously that's a piece of rubber and not made from brass. ", "id": "reddit_1574"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Finlands prime minister said Nordic countries do a better job of embodying the American Dream than the US: \"I feel that the American Dream can be achieved best in the Nordic countries, where every child no matter their background or the background of their families can become anything.\"", "Let's just change the name of it to the \"Human Dream.\"", "Nope the Nordics have earned the right to call it the nordic model...", "It's more of a journey than a destination, so I'll call it the Nordic Track. Edit: Thank you, kind strangers!", "Journey before Destination Edit: Holy shmoly this blew up! And my first medal! Thank you so much good sir, kind sir!", "Life before death Strength before weakness", "I will protect those who can’t protect themselves", "Bunch of wind runners here."], "response": "Omg wind runner chain below my comment... i can die moderately pleased. r/cosmere", "id": "reddit_1575"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["37 years ago today, we lost one of our best. RIP Terry Fox.", "The most inspirational of all people. RIP", "A true Canadian hero.", "Its weird to think if it wern't for that horrid cancer, he'd probably still be alive wouldn't he? Wonder what he would be doing.", "That sounds like the worst \"would you rather\" ever.", "\"Would you rather live a normal life, or die young and be famous?\" No one should have that choice!"], "response": "This is literally the choice Achilles has to make", "id": "reddit_1576"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Unfortunately, the Mane to Madrid rumours were true after all...", "Remo—ahhhh you got me you little shit.", "Quality shitpost"], "response": "He ducking made my heart beat faster and get all nervous", "id": "reddit_1577"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Republicans irl", "Wait a minute, this doesn't say \"Taxation is theft\". What subreddit am I on?", "> TFW nobody has reminded you taxation is theft in the last 24 hours", "Almost payed my taxes. That was close."], "response": "Everyone's a libertarian when it's time to pay taxes.", "id": "reddit_1578"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["2/3, not bad!", "All the hate for XVM, but it does expose the balance issues in match making too. There are way too many games with too many tomatoes on one side. Rare is the stalemate draws, and when it is, its both sides camping. I'd rather have a good fight and lose, than a lemming rush that dies instantly.", "Yup. But then games would last longer if they were more balanced therefore more servers needed . More people buy premiums if they get destroyed in one game , etc."], "response": "If I buy the new overpowered premium I can finally win! ", "id": "reddit_1579"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Welcome to r/Libertarian", "We will see how libertarian the mods really are when I repost this repost in a week", "The free market will down vote you."], "response": "I've seen this posted here before. The market isn't working!! Obviously this a sign we need more regulation! ", "id": "reddit_1580"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["You VS The guy she tells you not to worry about", "Elite Crew is officialy the hottest Terrorist group of CS series.", "They've been lifting during the rework."], "response": "Maybe they did all the building and painting by hand but now they need the insurance money to buy some melanin.", "id": "reddit_1581"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["20,000 Christians petition Netflix to cancel Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimans Good Omens series, not realising its made by Amazon.", "Can't they just pray that it should get canceled or doesn't that work?", "I love how religious people deep down know praying doesn't work and end up doing everything themselves."], "response": "You’re forgetting that God makes them do that! ", "id": "reddit_1582"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Boris became PM with 92k votes. Boaty McBoatface got 124k and was overruled for being a bloody stupid idea...", "At least cite the source of this joke: <URL>"], "response": "Aye, I thought I'd seen this somewhere before. Turns out I'd already retweeted it.", "id": "reddit_1583"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Daniel Murphy doesnt want any of that tag holding nonsense", "Anyone else think holding the tag on like that seems very Little League?", "I think not holding the tag until the runner says, \"time out\" is little league. Not hard to do, might pay off one day when someone is playing heads-down.", "Agreed, particularly now with replay. Runner just has to call time, it's not a big deal. The ump will give it if he's already on the base."], "response": "Pfft, calling time out is so little league. ", "id": "reddit_1584"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["FCC admits it was never actually hacked.", "From the article itself: *Chairman Ajit Pai blamed the former chief information officer and the Obama administration for providing “inaccurate information about this incident to me, my office, Congress, and the American people.”*", ">The Obama administration. But.... this was fully during trumps administration"], "response": "> But.... this was fully during trumps administration But he _felt_ like it was during Obama's administration. Feelings are more important than facts! ", "id": "reddit_1585"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Cody Rhodes backing up his wife: \"It’s not difficult with this subject matter. Racism is trash. We are divided enough, wrestling should bring folks together.\"", "So Charlotte stayed out of this whole thing. Never got involved... but suddenly decided the appropriate time to get involved was to call out a black woman for agreeing that a white guy dropping the N-word is bad. Seriously?", "[Remember Hogan being Black listed](<URL>)"], "response": "Booker T said he was ok though so it’s cool now. ", "id": "reddit_1586"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When Obi-Wan calls you out.", "It’s Alec Guinness too not Alex edit: SIR Alec Guinness, put some respect on his name", "Genuine Xlass", "...Jeremy Irons...", "Jeremy's Iron?", "<URL>"], "response": "What kind of person did this? Getting Star Wars actors names wrong.", "id": "reddit_1587"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["‘I’m nearing the end of my life’: Alex Trebek says he’s not afraid to die as cancer grows", "What is the sound of my heart breaking, Alex?", "Not fearing death is dope af", "Being able to say \"My life has been pretty great, ready to go whenever Death is,\" is dope af, I can't even imagine", "There's gotta be some beauty in knowing that you've done all that you can with absolutely no regrets.", "“Any regrets?” “Oh, hundreds. I just wish there were time for a few more.", "\"THOUSANDS, MOST RECENTLY, THIS TROUT!\" edit: caps, correctness"], "response": "I need to lie down for FORTY-FIVE MINUTES! No! An hour... A FULL HOUR", "id": "reddit_1588"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Oakland A’s player holds back tears as he is given standing ovation when stepping up to bat for the first time since his mother passed away at age 55 from Lou Gehrig’s disease", "How do you score a heart warming moment?", "2-5-6-1-4-3-2", "anyone who doesnt follow baseball it draws a heart in the infield if you trace the throws", "It's an underated comment. I love it."], "response": "I've been saying this for a few weeks now. How can you not be romantic about baseball. besides being an O's fan ", "id": "reddit_1589"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reddits been lying to me for two and a half year now", "Too many people are uninformed about what impeachment actually is/does, plus, ya know, the government can’t get shit done, ever.", "Government can't get shit done because people keep electing those who claim government can't get shit done. Imagine any job interview where the candidate proclaims his job expertise by saying the job cannot be done, the candidate thus won't do the job he'd be hired for but wants to be hired for it anyway.", "\"I'll be the best monkey wrench you ever throw in this machine!\"", "That much was true. If anything revealed the flaws in American politics, it was 45."], "response": "If you think Trump revealed the flaws in the US political system then you have not been paying attention for the past 20 years.", "id": "reddit_1590"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Pelissero The NFL has suspended Myles Garrett indefinitely.", "Way she goes. Don’t be an idiot", "There are some stupid motherfuckers in the NFL. I’m talking extremely dumb. I’ve never seen anything close to that on a football field, *ever*.", "I mean Albert Haynesworth literally stomped on a dude’s helmetless head on purpose"], "response": "Yeah to kill a spider. Totally different. ", "id": "reddit_1591"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Nashville Predators have eliminated the Anaheim Ducks from the Stanley Cup Playoffs in 6 Games", "Preds = 1st #16 seed to ever get to the Finals NHL playoffs > NBA playoffs", "And over at NBA all we get is the warriors sweeping there way to the finals.... No upsets", "At least we got to see Lebron play like trash yesterday"], "response": "He was just playing bad so his team could learn to adapt ", "id": "reddit_1592"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Royal Rumble Spoilers Entrant #21 in the Mens Royal Rumble", "The first 20 seconds after his music hits are 5 seconds of Edge and 15 seconds of 8 different camera angles of the crowd. Launch Kevin Dunn into the sun."], "response": "Why would you want to see edge during his electric comeback? Wouldn’t you rather see fan reactions? ", "id": "reddit_1593"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Buster Keaton gets rejected by a hatcheck girl without a word being spoken in Seven Chances (1925)", "People who think Silent Movie Acting was always \"unnatural\" or theatrically overblown need to see more wonderful performances like this.", "Aka literally any other silent performance from Buster Keaton. Absolutely the king of understated comedy at the time.", "There's a lot of silent film acting that's in no way theatrical or over the top: Example A would have to be [Renée Jeanne Falconetti](<URL>) in the The Passion of Joan of Arc, one of the great cinematic performances of all time."], "response": "A GIF? Anyone got a youtube link with sound? ", "id": "reddit_1594"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Portugal 3-3 Spain - Ronado (Hat-Trick) 87 2018 FIFA World Cup", "Arguably, Cristiano Ronaldo has just as much natural talent as Ricardo Quaresma.. Oh wait"], "response": "If you think Ronaldo or Quaresma are any good, wait till you see Fabio Paim ", "id": "reddit_1595"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["OC George Has Beef with the New AP Poll", "\"PLAY SOMEBODY!\" that killed me", "Hey, they have at least one quality loss.", "Are you referring to GU, Auburn or VTech?", "All this quality losing has me feeling a bit dizzy!"], "response": "Is this what it's like to play football in the SEC?", "id": "reddit_1596"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The US Navy canceled a routine Black Sea patrol after Trump complained that it was hostile to Russia", "I wonder if his supporters will be happy Trump does actually watch CNN. > Christopher Anderson, an aide to former Special Envoy to Ukraine Kurt Volker, testified that the White House cancelled a Navy freedom of navigation operation (FONOP) in the Black Sea after President Donald Trump complained to then-national security advisor John Bolton about a CNN report that framed the operation as a counter to Russia, Politico reports.", "Here I was thinking he had learned about it during an intelligence briefing or something. Nope, sitting on his watching TV to see if anyone says his name.", "I think that’s one of the things that irks me when stories like this come out about Trump. He watches Fox & Friends, Hannity, CNN, and a host of other shit. He’s the head of arguably one the best intelligence communities in the world but chooses to get info from CNN and Fox News. There was a story that came out about intelligence leaders upset at Obama’s PC meetings. What Fox News ran with was this was Obama having too many political correctness meetings. Instead they were Principals Committee meetings that involved top NSC officials. Obama wanted to know what the fuck was going on to the point his intelligence heads thought he was micromanaging. With Trump it’s been alleged that he just lets them do their thing without much interaction.", "LMAO so they thought Obama was sat their talking about which pro-nouns are acceptable for trans people or some shit.", "> EDITOR'S NOTE: An earlier version of this story accurately quoted the book as describing \"PC\" as standing for \"politically correct\" in characterizing certain Obama administration meetings. The author has since informed Fox News this was due to a misunderstanding between him and his source and that the initials referred to \"Principals Committee.\" <URL>"], "response": "Millions see the story, hundreds see the retraction.", "id": "reddit_1597"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Nissan CEO blasted for 90 minutes at dealer meeting. Dealers have a wide range of complaints ranging for weak brand image to poor product.", "enthusiests wanted the 510 concept to be real... nissan didnt finish the project...toyota86 and the brz came out (what woulda been competition) and are killin it! SMH ​ edit: yall comparing it to other cars that are mostly FWD... the 510 Would have sold imo being they were going to market it to enthusiest.. yes that probably would have changed but OG they said you could have bought one for cheap cheap, with no heat/ac no radio, no creature comforts... for folks who wanted to race it or get a bare bones one to mod. WOOD have been sweet. but i digress.... i did notice it's still on nissans website as a future concept car but looks like an E-car now, shame"], "response": "Oh yeah? Did you forget about the **Sentra Nismo??** ", "id": "reddit_1598"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["SERIOUS Would you reduce your meat consumption if lab-grown meat or meat alternatives were cheaper and tasted good? Why or why not?", "Absolutely. Cow farts wreak havoc on the enviroment.", "It’s actually the burps that make the most amount of methane. Farts too, but burps even more so."], "response": "Damn. We have to do something. Let's eat all the cows so they cant burp anymore ", "id": "reddit_1599"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Indians Will Abandon Chief Wahoo Logo Next Year", "So what does Thome do? Would it be bad for him to put Chief Wahoo on his HOF plaque or does he go Block C?"], "response": "Obviously he goes in as an Oriole ", "id": "reddit_1600"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kentucky Democrats sell Moscow Mitch gear after McConnell blocks election security bills", "I can see Kentucky Republicans buying these things like it’s a good thing.", "They will un-ironically wear them when their, \"I'd rather be a Russian than a Democrat\" shirts are in the wash.", "They openly side with our enemies against their own countrymen. I think there's a word for that kind of behavior.", "Reason v Treason 2020 Edit: my first golds, thanks peeps!", "Holy shit that's a great little slogan there"], "response": "That's a good one! I like: Vote D for Democracy, vote R for Russia.", "id": "reddit_1601"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just a normal stretch for Gretzky", "soft, my nhl be a pro has 183 points in his last 12 games", "Still gonna be demoted to the AHL for taking too long on your shifts.", "im a goalie...", "A selfish goalie, clearly. Down to the AHL I say!", "Only to have the fan outcry from the demotion result in him being called up for the ASG where he’s named the MVP."], "response": "And then after the ASG game he’s sent back down to the AHL because he let a goal in that one time", "id": "reddit_1602"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Republicans tried to rig the vote in Michigan – but ‘political novices’ just defeated them: After a Republican bragged about cramming ‘Dem garbage’ into certain districts, a grassroots campaign has given the power to redraw political maps to the people", ">In 2017, the group drafted the measure to give redistricting authority to 13 Michigan residents – four Democrats, four Republicans and five non-affiliated voters, instead of lawmakers. Seems reasonable. >In the recent lawsuit in Michigan, Republicans took issue with a provision prohibiting anyone with close partisan connections from serving on the panel to ensure the districts are drawn fairly. They argued that those restrictions effectively punish them for their political beliefs and asked a federal judge to stop the creation of the commission. Um, no. You have four Republicans on the panel. You just can't have party hacks on the panel. There's a difference."], "response": "To be fair, the five non-partisan probably lean towards the Dems in redistricting because they're not biased to the right ", "id": "reddit_1603"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["For anybody wondering, this is why windows automatically updates and installs freeware and bloatware.", "I worked the returns counter for over a year at a micro center. I had a lady come in and asked to return her laptop saying the battery was bad. I asked her how and she said it's a brand new laptop and it shouldn't be at 60% after half a day of using it. I asked her if the charger was working properly and she just looked me dazed a d confused. She said it's a new laptop and it shouldn't need charging. I think she thought the battery was some sort of space technology that lasted for months.", "Below-Average consumer thought process: Does your phone use a battery and need charging? yes. Does your tablet use a battery and need charging? yes. Does your Tesla use a battery and need charging? yes. Does your laptop use a battery and need charging? No. Its battery never needs charging, you idiot.", "\"But I plugged my phone in the USB so it would just charge from my phone?\"", "I actually think USB c can do this", "I don't know all the permutations, but someone discovered you can charge a Macbook by plugging it into a Nintendo Switch. Obviously won't last very long that way but it's funny it works.", "If i plug both of my phones together with USB-OTG i can choose which charges which", "Use one to charge the other. Reverse the process when that phone is done. #**BOOM!** UNLIMITED ENERGY!", "I don't know enough to say this is wrong so I'm going to assume it's fact"], "response": "This is why windows updates are automatic ", "id": "reddit_1604"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I think we can ALL agree that a Stanley Cup final between the Avalanche and Hurricanes (both #8 seeds) would be a natural disaster.", "If you have to state “see what I did there”, it kills the joke."], "response": "you have to make it very clear for Reddit, they (or we, I suppose) aren't the brightest bunch kind of the reason  exists", "id": "reddit_1605"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["F.C.C. Repeals Net Neutrality Rules", "How in the world does a decision this huge rely on **only 5 people** to reflect the will of the people??", "5 people who weren't voted for", "3 of whom WORKED DIRECTLY FOR THE COMPANIES THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO REGULATE.", "...and would they be the same three people who actually voted for this thing? I honestly don't know - just that the final vote was 3-2, so it doesn't seem an outrageous assumption.", "Most likely, the other two came forward publicly and said they were against it, didn’t they?", "Yeah they said something along the lines of \"Please stop us from repealing NN\""], "response": "They also offered dissent at the vote itself. Kinda roasting their own agency in front of everyone.", "id": "reddit_1606"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Little girl gets to meet her hero", "One of the sweetest things I saw at Celebration was a little girl, who must have been around 6-7 years old and dressed as Rey. She met up with a group of women who were also dressed as Rey and they had a group photo together. Her smile was infectious. Simple things, but those are usually the best.", "The sweetest thing I saw was your bad Clone Commando suit. The republic commando theme better have played in your helmet.", "I wish I had a Commando suit", "Wait... ​ ​ That wasn't you?", "Negative"], "response": "I remember during a podcast you were going to get a clone suit so what happened to that rad idea?", "id": "reddit_1607"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["EA’s stock is falling, and it’s because of us. They are flipping out, so keep it up!", "Microsoft stock is also down. Apple stock is down. Ubisoft stock is down. Hell even Walmart stock is down. The Dow and S&P are just down overall. That's just how stocks work. It's incredible how this sub actually thinks they're completely responsible for it."], "response": "We did it Reddit. We brought down the entire market! ", "id": "reddit_1608"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["EA = Satan confirmed", "The guy who did LeBron’s tats sued 2k because he didn’t get paid and didn’t give his permission to reuse images of his art", "Weird. I would think that the tattooee is the owner of the art (after paying the tattooer for the art). I mean, if I buy a painting, can the original artist still license it?", "The way the lawsuit put it LeBron bought the tattoo. But he doesn’t own the rights to the tattoo. So he owns his likeness to be in a video game. But not the rights of the image he has tattooed on his body because it belongs to the artist. Shit is stupid! Just people looking for an easy way to get money", "Absolutely. Claims culture is pathetic", "My point is I understand that it’s somebody else’s work. But why charge somebody to put your art on their body and then try to recharge if someone makes a game of the person you put your art on. I know it’s hypothetical. But it seems like the tattoo artist put the image on LeBron knowing that he could recharge for it. I’m sure he got more than enough promo and money from putting his tattoo on one of the biggest professional athletes in the world"], "response": "I couldn't agree more man. And besides, more than anything it's literally free advertising", "id": "reddit_1609"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We went from promising the NHS 350 Million to the \"NHS is on the table\"", "Thing is, we've had both the US/NHS thing and the D-Day veterans appearing on the news promoting European unity. I think this week will be a big sway in public opinion"], "response": "But I thought it was the American soldiers scooping in who saaaaved us from Europe? They can come save us again ", "id": "reddit_1610"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dear Trump: the bill is now on your desk. Veto the shit out of it to protect the privacy of people YOU work for. Grow some and stand up to the swamp you supposedly were going to drain. If you dont, we WILL fight back", "If you really think Trump will not sign this you are in for a big surprise. I doubt that he even cares...", "He's a rubber stamp for Republican passed legislation, and we all know it.", "I really think he isn't even reading the laws and EOs he signs. If Bannon gives the OK Trump signs it."], "response": "All he cares about is the photo op of him holding up his signature.", "id": "reddit_1611"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["WOR: Meltzer was told by talent within WWE that many are refusing to go back to Saudi Arabia, with some adding that they can’t wait to leave the company (and other notes)", "If Vice makes their \"Dark Side of The Ring\" a constant series, this would be a hot episode in about 5-10 years", "They would never run out of topics with Vince, they got material for 100 years", "Have no fears we've got stories for years.", "Like... PCO becomes a robot", "Paul E gets a cell phone"], "response": "How 'bout a crazy wedding? Where something happens and Bischoff shows up doo doo doo do", "id": "reddit_1612"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I wonder what she did ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", "Dang that's a helluva burn.", "I don’t get it", "Misogynists, Nazis, and incels very often have anime characters as their profile picture", "It's true. That's the reason I'm still in the anime closet.", "These kind of people have basically stigmatized anime all by themselves. Only Studio Ghibli gets a pass in the west, as nobody considers it anime.", "In America* Anime is not stigmatized in a lot of European countries."], "response": "\\+1, Im very lost in this thread because im european and i cant see any relation between anime and conservative", "id": "reddit_1613"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["4Chan user finds evidence of over 13k bodies being burned in an empty field outside of Wuhan", "They built a 25000 sq foot hospital in 8 days and are using stadiums as make shift hospitals that alone says it’s bad and thousands are infected", "\"and thousands are infected\" Yes, the current infected count in Wuhan is over 20,000 people. Even China said the real amount of infected is going to be higher than the confirmed infected as they cannot test everyone. The new hospital only has 1,600 beds. For 20,000 people. They are going to need way, way more."], "response": "Not if they burn them at a rate so theres slways enough beds! ", "id": "reddit_1614"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Big cars kill: Crossovers and SUVs may make drivers feel safer, but they’re more likely to cause fatal collisions", "Can’t tell you how many people drive aggressively in crossovers and SUVs."], "response": "I've got 4WD and 5,000lbs which means excellent cornering and stopping power on glare ice! ", "id": "reddit_1615"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gawker might have died, but its legacy lives on. The medias hate continues.", "Jesus fuck, that's low even for them.", "Remember when Brianna Wu's dog was dying and GGers searched for local vets to help her? (Of course, she tried to twist that as \"GG doxxed my vet\" but whatever). Remember, though, *we're* the bad guys...", "> remember when Brianna Wu killed her own dog and blamed GG FTFY"], "response": "Laci Green killed her dog after raping it.", "id": "reddit_1616"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["PSA: Askreddit is now a safe space for pedophiles (Mod Approved)", "Oh *come on*. Seriously? In what universe are Redditors not angry when people go through their comment history and their /r/gonewild photos are linked to them? Are women Redditors not Redditors anymore? FUCK THIS."], "response": "don't you know there are no women on reddit? ", "id": "reddit_1617"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oh for Gods sake.", "If you love it why wouldn't you have just ordered a ps4 in the first place?", "Happened to me, I ordered a bike on amazon, they delivered a car with the same note!", "You got scammed bro. I ordered an A4 sheet to make a paper plane and they sent me all the shares of Elon Musk so now I own his spaceship fleet.", "I tried to buy shares of Elon musk but got a single sheet of paper with instructions on how to fold a paper airplane. Wanna swap?", "Could be worse. I ended up with a build-your-own Origami Elon Musk set."], "response": "I drew a nuke on a peice of paper, flipped it over and got the Nuclear Launch Codes with the EXACT SAME note!!", "id": "reddit_1618"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hospitals will have to post prices online starting January 1", "I keep forgetting American healthcare be like that", "And then I read the comments and see the prices people are being charged for basic procedures or stays and I lose my mind just reading it. How can people put up with a system like that?"], "response": "Because one day we will be millionaires if we just work harder! ", "id": "reddit_1619"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When its fixed and finally cool, you leave.", "We should also be concerned for the plumber that has to clean shit out of a toilet, but it's faux pas for the plumber to take a shit in said toilet.", "It depends on which one he does first that's the issue.", "That'd make a potentially interesting askreddit", "Plumbers of reddit, do you in toilets before you fix them? Got a feeling that would be an uninterestingly resounding no.", "I am a plumber who poops in toilet before repairing said toilet.. AMA!"], "response": "I think we know everything we need to know already. Thank you sir.", "id": "reddit_1620"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Massive Fraud in Net Neutrality Process is a Crime Deserving of Justice Department Attention", "Is anyone surprised at all by the corruption anymore? Edit- a word"], "response": "\"Corruption\" is a banned word. Please replace with \"Patriotism\". ", "id": "reddit_1621"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My boss told me I had too many things in my hands and I was going to drop something, so he threw more at me.", "In a strange twist of events, she is now the boss.", "the only thing that’s dropped is his position in management.", "And his jaw when she caught it", "Holy fuck I've never laughed so hard at a comment in my life.", "It wasn’t THAT funny... chortle-worthy at best", "I don't know, I'm a pretty big fan of clever word play", "But there's been like millions of better word play comments on here", "Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t really laugh at the comment either, but I think it’s more strange for someone to worry about the level in which other people find humor in something. They thought it was hilarious. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.", "I’m worrying about you worrying about him worrying about his humor. Am I ok?", "I'm just worried about you."], "response": "I'm worried about myself. I found none of this thread even the slightest bit funny", "id": "reddit_1622"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Happy New year everyone 🎉", "imagine not being in 2019 over an hour ago this meme was made by chatham gang", "Wait do those cunts over there have internet? Wait are you one of those cunts? Happy new year mate!"], "response": "Nah, everyone knows they use a complex network of carrier pigeons for their internet connections.", "id": "reddit_1623"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Greta Thunberg warns world leaders that we will not let you get away with this | Addressing the UN climate summit in NYC, she said: \"This is all wrong. I shouldnt be up here. I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you?\"", "The climate crisis kinda proves to me that if any one human trait will result in the downfall of humanity, it will be selfishness.", "Selfishness of the few, stupidity of the many. Even in this thread there are people that have nothing to gain by denying that climate change is real and here they are defending the oligarchs. Edit: >*Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.* - A.E.", "[deleted]", "Yup. And rather than admit they've fallen for oligarch-sponsored propaganda they double down, not realizing that they too, will pay.", "[deleted]"], "response": "What's that smell? You smell that? *Opportunity.* No. Money. I smell money.", "id": "reddit_1624"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This Scientist Wants to Bring Star Trek Values to Congress - “one of a growing number of scientists who are running for public office... too many elected officials are ignorant of basic science, and that the only solution is for scientists to get in there and do a better job.”", "\"[T]oo many elected officials are ignorant of basic science. . . .\" This is true but it is primarily true because too many elected officials depend on campaign contributions from companies and individuals who oppose regulation that might lessen their immediate, short-term profits and who reject the sciences that demonstrate the need for such regulations (see, e.g.: global warming, Clean Air Act regulations, and the coal and oil companies). Upton Sinclair's observation remains as true today as it was back in the 1930s. \"\"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!\"\" <URL>", "Let's move to technocracy. <URL>", "This idea that politics isn't rooted in ideology and is simply a matter of finding people who are \"good at politics\" is, as Zizek would say, ideology at its purest.", "P U R E *Schniff* I D E O L O G Y *Schniff*", "I AM *sch*MEETING WHIFF NO-AM CHOMSKY LATER TO *ah* DIS**CUSS** EIT. HE *ISH* A TERMINATOR SENT BA*HCK* IN TIME FROM ZE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIST TECHNO-TOPIA OF ZE FUTURE, *Schniffff* BUT HE ISH VERY LOW ON BATTERY."], "response": "This is literally a perfect impression in text form", "id": "reddit_1625"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Public Relations", "You forgot about the Hyndai commercial too it's just as bad", "Tell me I didn’t hear an MLK speech during a Dodge commercial, please?", "[deleted]", "Sounds like GE using \"Sixteen Tons\" to advertise coal. <URL>", "Wtf it looks exactly like [that zoolander scene](<URL>"], "response": "I didn't really want to watch the ad so thanks for the summary lol", "id": "reddit_1626"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["McCAfee", "I used 3 cups of McCafe on my PC and now it won't turn on. Bright morning, my ass.", "You need liquid cooling and use it as the coolant you dumbass ", "Although Helium is the most recommended."], "response": "if you have a big enough reservoir and tubing, would helium cause your PC to fly ? ", "id": "reddit_1627"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Google announces Android 5.0 Lollipop", "\"New handy controls like **flashlight**, hotspot, **screen rotation** and cast screen controls\". Finally.", "I hope that you can customise which ones appear, not holding my breath but it would be great.", "There were runours of just that, after parts of the code 'leaked'.", "You can't customise it in the L developer preview."], "response": "There's a lot you can't do in the L developer preview... like dismiss all notifications.", "id": "reddit_1628"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What’s the worst thing Neil Armstrong could’ve said when he stepped on the moon?", "You think they’ll believe this crap?", "Lmao I'm dying while sitting on toilet", "Elvis is that you?"], "response": "Fuck you for being 13 minutes early. ", "id": "reddit_1629"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ymir + Khepri + 500IQ Warding = The Penultimate Exorcising of Hel to Hell", "Hel is so bad she had a bunch of counterplay there "], "response": "Should have bought magic defense before spawning then sold it while still in the fountain ", "id": "reddit_1630"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Overheard at a bar in Indiana in response to someone who said that gays were \"causing many of the problems in America today.\"", "As a person who lives in Indiana, this is the most Indiana thing ever.", "Indiana is like a dumb kid who thinks the person to idolize is the one that was in jail for stealing a car. The South worship is so weird considering we were a fucking Union state.", ">The South worship is so weird considering we were a fucking Union state. *You're telling me!* -*Your Neighbor, Michigan*"], "response": "Boyfriend lives in Michigan and we've had the discussion many times, Michigan was where slaves were escaping to, it's absurd", "id": "reddit_1631"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When Ferrari is on the same flight as you", "team GB did this too, URL", "Actually all teams do. But they have numbers on em 😜", "Ha, who'd have thought F1 teams had more capable people than nepotist national sports administrations?", "In fairness, F1 teams are more than capable of stupid ideas.", "True, but logistic screw-ups are rather rare. Unless maybe at RB's pit crew in Monaco 2016.", "Triggered", "Save it.", "GP2 PIT CREW GP2 PIT CREW"], "response": "i am pretty sure gp2 pitstops are faster than that ", "id": "reddit_1632"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Give it up for Bentzi. For \"Apartheid Week\" at City College he counter-protested, answering questions for hours about Israel and the IDF", "> Long live the martyrs ...", "Careful, correcting them might be viewed as Jew-splaining or a civil rights abuse.", "Hey, serious question. I’m and American Veteran that does work for Israel in America. Is jew-spraining really a thing?", "Ha no, although I’m sure some asshole somewhere used it unironically."], "response": "Thanks AxeMan! Yeah, I’m sure this will become a thing eventually.", "id": "reddit_1633"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I was the kench I blocked 4 rockets to save that yasuo and still got the gold its a normal game right but I liked the play and wanted to share it ^^", "Did the yas say a nice thank you?"], "response": ">yas and >thank you Now what do you think yourself? ", "id": "reddit_1634"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["U.S. taxpayers gave $400 Billion dollars to cable companies to provide the United States with Fiber Internet. The companies took the money and didnt do shit for the citizens with it.", "So many people have been screaming about this for years and absolutely NO MEDIA covers it... gee, I wonder why... perhaps because the people that own the ISPs also own the cable companies? conflict of interest much?", "[deleted]", "Fuck comcast", "Their speed to dollar ratio is actually pretty good and after calling their customer service 40 times in 2 days, I found out there's actually 7 real numbers for a different purpose but unless you're persistent or aggressive, they will always route you to their \"special deals\" department. I managed to guilt some of the special deals people and they gave me every number from Billing to the real cancellation department to the real installation, moving, tech support department. Once you get them to understand that you are willing to hold up their phone lines repeatedly, they will give up because you'll end up costing them money in the long run if you keep calling. Eventually, they WILL give you what you want. They also put me on indefinite hold a few of those times I called but I just redialed their 1800 number. You just have to be the bigger asshole and you'll learn all the ins and outs, and then it'll be a pleasant experience from them on. There's also local divisions for every one of those departments so all of the support is there, just hidden away behind the special deals department, which 99% of calls are routed to. Just act like you're really tired of their shit but do it in a kindly fashion and maybe they'll give you the real support number.", "[deleted]"], "response": "I would say that's dirty but you gotta do what you gotta do", "id": "reddit_1635"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Request Thats so clever!", "[deleted]", "I brought this up on another subreddit once; A case that goes on your phone with security screws and that covers the volume buttons and power port on your phone. Given that the X, XR and XS have both, wireless charging and a fully gestural interface, this wouldn’t impact daily use in a big way.", "It's still a lot of effort for something a thief can easily get around by wrapping your phone in aluminum foil and waiting for the battery to die.", "I don’t think putting a case on my phone is a big effort, I already do that, and like they say, a locked door only keeps an honest man honest. That is to say if someone is dead set on stealing and turning off my phone they’ll do it, but chances are people aren’t carrying aluminum foil and torx screw drivers with them, so they’d either dump it somewhere or give me enough time to track them to wherever they’re going", "If the cases become commonplace, they sure will."], "response": "> If the cases become commonplace and they sure won't", "id": "reddit_1636"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A drunk Finn Bálor shows up at the UEFA finals coverage to make his relationship with the interviewer public", "You mean the UEFA Champions League Finals."], "response": "Yes, I don't know a thing about fake sports  so I didn't know what it was actually called", "id": "reddit_1637"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I just went to Blackpool. Wtf, England?", "I can't believe I got all the way to sausages. I'm questioning my heritage right now.", "Your parents were glove puppets?", "Sweep is my Godfather", "If he had Sooty on one hand and Sweep on the other, what did he have shoved up Soo? I think YewTree need to investigate.", "I think both Russell Howard and Russell Brand made this joke, independent of one another. Hang your head in shame."], "response": "Does he get a pass if his name is Russell though?", "id": "reddit_1638"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Anthony Bourdain once said \"Theres a guy in my head, and all he wants to do is lay in bed all day long, smoke pot, and watch old movies and cartoons. My life is a series of strategems, to avoid, and outwit that guy\". Who is \"that guy\" for you, and what do you do to avoid him?", "We came to an agreement and take turns occupying the same body. It's me from 5:30 am to 5pm on weekdays. And he gets evenings, weekends and holidays."], "response": "What are you doing posting to Reddit when it's clearly his turn to use your body ", "id": "reddit_1639"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chuck Taylor uses a live grenade on Ciampa and feels the effect", "This is why Cornette is right when he rants about this carny mudshow BS... ...Grenades are really dangerous and this was a careless use of them.", "At least Cody kept his dog away from it."], "response": "I bet Jeff was the mastermind of it all. Always screwing up. God dammit Jeff. ", "id": "reddit_1640"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"Karma is a bitch\": The Latest Weird Chinese Meme", "Somewhat cringy but I love when they get creative, like the girl that turns into a younger girl or the dynasty guy. It's a lot better than most of the trends we saw in the past.. I hope this gets viral.", "the little kid was the cutest.", "Embarrassingly, for like a split second I thought the older gal somehow had a video of her as a child for this exact moment... All I can say is that kid looks a lot like her."], "response": "What are you trying to say, you racist......? ", "id": "reddit_1641"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dear Trump: the bill is now on your desk. Veto the shit out of it to protect the privacy of people YOU work for. Grow some and stand up to the swamp you supposedly were going to drain. If you dont, we WILL fight back", "If you really think Trump will not sign this you are in for a big surprise. I doubt that he even cares...", "He's a rubber stamp for Republican passed legislation, and we all know it."], "response": "I really think he isn't even reading the laws and EOs he signs. If Bannon gives the OK Trump signs it.", "id": "reddit_1642"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["19 of 20 World Leaders Just Pledged to Fight Climate Change. trump Was the Lone Holdout.", "You didn’t even need to put his name in the title. Literally everyone would have known it was him. Edit: Wow, this blew up overnight.", "To be fair it could have been Australia's Prime Minister, Scott Morrison. Sadly they do everything they can to stop anything being done about climate change"], "response": "We just like being Americas lapdog, its easier than making real decisions and showing real leadership. I wish i could  this.", "id": "reddit_1643"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\"Its not much but its mine.\"", "Also don’t forget the stormtrooper wallpaper and 7 monitors"], "response": "Or that one purple tron looking mountain wallpaper.", "id": "reddit_1644"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why is this so hard to understand?", "True!! ...wait... what does this have to do with socialism tho?"], "response": "Because everyone is a socialistic society adheres to a moral code ", "id": "reddit_1645"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["GUIDE How to Censor Your Screenshots", "Slowwww down there, buckaroo. You are using WAY too much logic to be in this Sub Reddit.", "“hOw Do I fIx My BaSe?” - super rushed TH 11/12 person", "Yea yea but how do I fix my base"], "response": "Woah haha chill out dude But fr how do i fix my base", "id": "reddit_1646"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So this lizard moved into my microwave clock. I guess its his now?", "If there's a lizard in your microwave, I guarantee you that, if you crack it open, it's full of cockroaches. It probably got stuck feasting at the roach buffet.", "That's ridiculous. Nothing could survive that much radiation asides from...ohhhhhh", "The funny thing is cockroaches actually have a much lower tolerance to radiation than people give them credit for. They tested it on Mythbusters and found that even fruit flies can stand more radiation.", "What kind of radiation, though? Microwaves excite water molecules, right? Cockroaches certainly have those, so surely you can cook them in a microwave?", "Yes \"radiation\" is an almost uselessly broad term haha"], "response": "Yea but your cell phone gives you cancer and wifi gives you migraines so it's all good. ", "id": "reddit_1647"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Courtney Love warned people about Harvey Weinstein at Pam Andersons Roast in 2005...and was blacklisted for it.", "This is why people don't whistle blow, because they have everything to lose. It takes a goddamn coalition of victims and evidence before abusers are called out and held accountable. Makes you wonder how many scumbags are still in power due to plausible deniability.", "Look at [Kate Beckinsale's public statement](<URL>). She mentions a \"male friend\" who just warned a \"young actress\" about Weinstein. And for that, he was rewarded by being blacklisted from Miramax after that actress ratted him out to Weinstein. I mean, WTF?", "Can we deduce the name of the male friend?", "Reddit dectectives, assemble!", "Brendan Fraser mystery solved ?!"], "response": "Exactly what I was thinking - what else could explain his sudden fall from graces? ", "id": "reddit_1648"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lando saying goodbye to his engineer: \"Are you crying? I think Im crying\"", "He's making me a big fan of McLaren", "Join us. Join us.", "But I like RedBull AND McLaren and their drivers while also being a Leclerc fan. Can I be a fan of 2 teams and like 8 drivers?", "I think that's simply called being a fan of Formula 1.", "I agree and I think this a factor where F1 is different from other sports. When it comes to football I can't see myself not supporting the team I follow since I was young. I'm a Benfica fan and will always be a Benfica fan regardless. It's pure blind fanatism and I like it! But formula 1 is different! I grew up rooting for Mika Hakkinen which made me like McLaren Mercedes, but I also liked the Williams BMW! Because I rooted for Kimi at McLaren I was happy when he won for Ferrari. I enjoyed watching Vettel and Red Bull winning and now I can't just pick a favourite. I simply enjoy watching formula 1 and I can't wait for the next season!"], "response": "To be a Benfica fan is not a choice we made, it's in our blood", "id": "reddit_1649"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Donald Trump criticises mayor of Puerto Rican capital for poor leadership", "How is he fucking this up so badly? PR after a natural disaster is probably one of the easiest tasks a president can be called upon to do, right after denouncing nazis. This isn't even partisan, literally everyone wants him to succeed at this but he's just made it a personal mission to this up. Astounding.", "He has to be mentally unstable. Like you said, this is a bunt. No one should fuck this up. It's either that or he's realized he can be his true racist piece of shit self and his base will never turn.", "I mean, we’re talking about a guy who bragged he could literally shoot someone dead in Times Square and not lose any voters. He’s been like this from day one.", "5th Avenue, actually. But, yeah, he is a horrible person.", "Maybe that was another projection. He probably shot someone on 5th in the 80s."], "response": "He was the Central Park Five. He just found some black kids to blame for it and pinned it on them.", "id": "reddit_1650"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This Will Probably Never Happen Again, But This Is What Easter Looked Like in New York City 1956", "[removed]", "Do you feel the same way about rainbow colored buildings?", "Christians have never been opressed in America. If it happens we'll put up some crosses for you in support.", "Clearly, you haven't been scrolling on Reddit long enough. Lol", "There is a church on almost every corner in America, thier holidays are federal holidays, they enjoy tax exempt political action, placing your hand on a Bible and promising something is considered legally binding. Someone making fun of a religion or speaking out against it is not opression."], "response": "But an athiest made fun of me, LEteral oppression! ", "id": "reddit_1651"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Meanwhile in Hoboken New Jersey", "And what's with the floating red golf cart at the beginning?", "Looks like a piggyback forklift, similar to this. URL", "Yup, I [found it ](<URL>), it is a piggyback forklift", "I wonder if that mother and child saw the fall"], "response": "Time to track them down and ask them. ", "id": "reddit_1652"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My school hosted a huge lan party", "Somewhere, under the bleachers, is an 8 tier surge protector setup plugged into a single ungrounded outlet."], "response": "And somewhere there is the asshole friend who is going to pull the plug mid-game.", "id": "reddit_1653"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Team Hong Kong needs your help getting to the World Cup to represent their country on the global stage! Donate to them here!", "[deleted]", "It's about giving them a global stage and the right to decide how to use said stage, as well as showing support for Hong Kong.", ">and the right to decide how to use said stage They won't have the \"right\" to decide how to use it, just as the 3 who got banned/fired had no right to decide to use Blizzard's stagetream for their own political opinions. They'd be there on official terms, under contract.", "And going forward all similar events will be monitored and probably just cut video to avoid this happening again", "I think the age of post game interviews are ending.", "Naaah, just add a 10 second buffer. Then they can cut the feed before anything bad happens.", "This is how they handled most live events after the Super Bowl fiasco years and years ago. Before that live actually meant live I believe."], "response": "And if ever a wardrobe malfunction was to happen again, I hope it’s this year!!", "id": "reddit_1654"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Welcome Unai", "Hopefully a new Era with a lot of trophies and success.", "Controversial opinion there... ", " was entirely not needed there", "Yeah I hate it but you can never be too sure on Reddit", "Everyone always says that lol but some comments are definitely easier to spot than others"], "response": "Don't think you realize how many autists Reddit houses.", "id": "reddit_1655"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The watermark face on this counterfeit US $50 bill", "They mimicked everything else so well... Then decided to switch to MS Paint.", "Yeah really the rest of the bill wasn't too bad. Tho with most fakes, least in my experience, the darker colors were too dark and it stuck out to me the second I was handed it."], "response": "Nah, man. That's legit! I recognize our 18th president, Odysseus T. Frant!  in case it's not obvious!", "id": "reddit_1656"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men", "This quote from the article is also rather onion-y: > Indeed, after a nationwide search that involved copiously combing through binders full of women across corporate America, the company has come up short.", "Binders full of Women: If they were good enough for Romney, they're good enough for Uber", "That whole thing was always so god damn annoying. Undeniably helped the culture that lead to trump. \"Let's take this not sexist thing, that fundamentally displays an active attempt to not be sexist and actually implement intentionally diversifying ourselves ... and rail on it non stop to insult our opponent.\" Christ. Still bugs me.", "Right? How good does Romney look in retrospect. Multicultural family. Warned about Russia. Warned about trump. But *he* was racist and sexist!", "Obama was a much stronger candidate than Hillary and it was a close race between Obama and Romney. If it was Romney v Hillary he would have won decisively.", "I'm not sure I would call it that close of a race. Of the last 5 elections, 2012 had the second largest victory margin by a wide margin.", "The largest margin was 2016, right? With trump's largest electoral victory of all time ^TM"], "response": "WOULDA BEEN MUCH HIGHER IF IT WASNT FOR ALL THE ILLEGALS VOTING ", "id": "reddit_1657"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What 200 hours of Torbjörn experience looks like:", "At first I thought people were up voting this as a circlejerk to how OP uploaded the wrong GIF, then I saw the replay...¨ That reaction from the Tor was amazing.", "When you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.", "Sombra main. Can confirm."], "response": "I mean, your ult does 0 damage so it's the most useless ult in the game, right? ", "id": "reddit_1658"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hawaii wants to create a law that will ban games with loot boxes to people under 21 years old. What do you think about that?", "Parents will buy the games for their kids anyway.", "\"I can buy this game for my kid now and then gaslight them later when they lack self-control and time-management skills. It's a gift for me, too!\"", "I know this is kind of a humorous comment but I played lots and lots of video games growing up. Self control and time management are things that I must be actively aware of and intentional about, and are not easy. I think this is because of how much time I spent getting that instant dopamine", "Not that video games are bad, I think they are awesome but everything in moderation", "Be careful, I got called a communist in another part of this thread for suggesting that moderation is good.", "I got called a communist because I’m against school shootings. I’m a responsible gun owner.", "But you're an angry IRA sympathizer. Surely you're in favor of some school shootings, or at least bombings.", "I sympathize with *my* IRA. Do you not invest for retirement?"], "response": "I’ve watched too many documentaries on The Troubles recently because I skipped right over rifles and retirement and jumped right to the Irish.", "id": "reddit_1659"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["People no longer believe working hard will lead to a better life, survey shows", "While I read the thread and the comments, Bezos 'earned' a million dollars by working hard while sleeping."], "response": "You're just too lazy to sleep correctly. If bezos can make millions while sleeping, why can't you?! ", "id": "reddit_1660"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims", "[mrw i clear the modqueue and then literally 12 minutes later i get pinged saying the modqueue is over 100](<URL>", "Wait, on top of it all, it wasn't even his trophy to dedicate. Someone else won it. Isn't the guy that won the trophy supposed to be the one to dedicate it?", "Geez that was the first thing that popped in my mind. Not that he was stupid enough to say such a thing -- it was \"Wait, did he win a golf tournament? I'm supposed to believe that? Or did he take someone's trophy for his own?\" Not that I would be surprised at this point if he did take someone's trophy.", "Of course he won the golf tournament, he got a hole-in-one on every hole!", "[He's apparently really good at 3 foot putts, er I mean hole-in-ones](<URL>#w8.43Pexsiqf)"], "response": "Since when did we turn into North Korea with stories of Dear Leader?", "id": "reddit_1661"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Astros stole signs electronically in 2017 — part of a much broader issue for Major League Baseball", "Stealing via the baserunner seeing it, that's part of the game. With a camera? That's a horse of a different color.", "I do enjoy random colored horses"], "response": "Also, Dude, Colored Horse is not the preferred nomenclature. Equine American, please.\" ", "id": "reddit_1662"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["no thanks", "What's the reward for that? Just crowns?", "yea. when i realised this, i stopped trying to complete these shitty quests"], "response": "K but you could have a quick 2 crowns for only an hour of work  INB4: donations now give you crowns instead of gold", "id": "reddit_1663"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Your phone is now hacked", "[removed]", "Please respect OP's privacy by not sharing those pics", "Im not sure how bird pictures are extortion material. You kiddos take everything so seriously 🙄😂 Cheers 🍻", "I sure hope you’re trying to continue the joke", "His post history indicates he's either a really, really bad troll or he's about as stupid as you can be and still functionally navigate the internet."], "response": "Aren't those the same thing?  Yeah I'm thinking troll.", "id": "reddit_1664"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion Never have I seen such a “scam”", "Im so sorry u got scammed i think we should start a fundraiser", "why do this when i can and SHOULD make a post saying that i got scammed and need 100k worth of free items. "], "response": "Great idea we will pay the mods to encourage it this will be great this could be even bigger than the secret santa scam!!!!!!! ", "id": "reddit_1665"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Baby boomers are more sensitive than millennials, according to the largest-ever study on narcissism", "Millennials killed being more sensitive apparently.", "\"Are millennials destroying the narcissism industry???\"", "Well, like with everything else, Boomers are hogging all the resources in that department, too. There's not enough narcissism left over for the younger generations.", "Hell, Trump alone has to be using at least 15-20% of the Global Narcissism Reserve.", "(Looking at scouter) \"Impossible his Narcissism is over 9000 and still rising!\""], "response": "So when his hair is flailing in the wind he's really just powering up?", "id": "reddit_1666"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mesh drains in Australia preventing water bodies pollution", "Very good idea but surely requires a ridiculous amount of maintenance", "Definitely simpler and cheaper than cleaning the oceans."], "response": "But why do we have to clean the ocean? Nobody will see it there. ", "id": "reddit_1667"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Getting that perfect headshot", "Attempt #2617 aaaand shoot", "\"Can we try it with less spit this time, Jeff?\"", "So many spit-takes", "And I thought it would be difficult for Jamie Carragher to find a new career path", "Upvote for PL reference"], "response": "Poor girl, she must have had lots of spit on her face for this shoot", "id": "reddit_1668"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A Bell technician did this beautiful number in my house today. Who knew that “in home fibre” meant THROUGH MY DRAINAGE PIPE.", "At least they missed the wire!", "Right?", "Well if he hit the wire it'd be quickly noticed and fixed. I just noticed but why is my flair say Russian empire?", "You got drunk one morning, blyat."], "response": "One morning? My blood is 90% vodka comrade.", "id": "reddit_1669"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Snapchat: \"To attract more Android users, we are building a new version of our Android application from the ground up\"", "Maybe they'll get rid of the extremely creepy snap map. Before anyone comments yes I know you can just disable it. But it shouldn't be a thing in the first place."], "response": "Yeah! Now I can finally know when my friends are all hanging out and I wasn't invited.  i promise i have friends", "id": "reddit_1670"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lewis Hamiltons Instagram story just now. What is this about?", "Several days ago he posted a mirror selfie of himself in his undies. Now he is writing some confusing message about manking destroying itself and the deletes it and posts this. I feel that he is a bit out of touch or too isolated maybe, because as other redditors pointed out this is a bit hypocritical as a tax dodging, private jet flying race car driver. He could be a bit more constructive though, he is employed by a car manufacturer and their biggest sponsor is an oil company, he could start some projects with them instead of posting on instagram, he has influence and the money to do it"], "response": "Conspiracy theory: Petronas has already killed him for the climate change posts, this post is to make it look like a suicide ", "id": "reddit_1671"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Overheard at a bar in Indiana in response to someone who said that gays were \"causing many of the problems in America today.\"", "As a person who lives in Indiana, this is the most Indiana thing ever.", "Indiana is like a dumb kid who thinks the person to idolize is the one that was in jail for stealing a car. The South worship is so weird considering we were a fucking Union state.", ">The South worship is so weird considering we were a fucking Union state. *You're telling me!* -*Your Neighbor, Michigan*", "Boyfriend lives in Michigan and we've had the discussion many times, Michigan was where slaves were escaping to, it's absurd", "There's a Confederate flag hanging in the Minnesota state capitol. Granted, it's only there because a Minnesotan regiment captured it during the war and it's preserved as a trophy."], "response": "And Minnesota, bless them, won't give it back.", "id": "reddit_1672"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People who post NSFW pics on Reddit, have you even been approached by a \"fan\", if so how did it go?", "I used to regularly post in a few of the more male aimed gonewild subs. I've got a few tattoos that are rather distinguishable, and post in local r4r subs. Had a girl come in to the shop I work in, chit chat about how familiar I look etc, and after going down the list of maybe LinkedIn or this friend or that she suddenly tenses up and leans in to whisper, much much more loudly than a whisper ought to be \"I think I've seen your nudes, someone is posting them\" Me. That someone is me. She hasnt been back"], "response": "Nice tho. I don't know why she wouldn't come back.", "id": "reddit_1673"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Alternative Ending...", "Genuinely prefer this", "Yeah I didn't have an issue with what the movie did, but I kinda get why it bothered some people. I mean it makes sense that something crashing into you going at hyper speed could do some major damage, but it really begs the question as to why this tactic wouldn't be used far more often.", "Its a huge issue. Literally every conflict could have been resolved so much more simply. Why are there even space laser weapons when a teakettle strapped to a warp drive could destroy the death star. Why is there anything when warp drives can take out every spacefaring vessel extremely easily. Why does this scene exist. I hate it.", "None of the battle tactics involve any common sense, that whole scene where they lost all their bombers with one blast wasn't well thought out.", "And I have NEVER seen a ship in starwars go that slow. They just \"inconveniently* had to go slow and be right next to each other?", "They were 'bombers' and bombers are slow. "], "response": "Right, because Y-Wing bombers are super slow ", "id": "reddit_1674"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["With Derrick Rose still in FA, I made a collection of photos of how Rose would look on each NBA team.", "Minnesota lol Side note: he is on a court & in a jersey for the Thunder. Rose to OKC confirmed."], "response": "Nah we don't need him we got Raymond Felton ", "id": "reddit_1675"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Microsoft Japan’s experiment with a 3-day weekend boosts worker productivity by 40%.", "Not surprising. I worked 4 day weeks a few years ago and it was the happiest with my job I've ever been", "4 10s is fairly decent. But being able to line up those long stretches of time off on the holidays with minor vacation is priceless.", "I've intentionally chosen a career with shifts that give me at least 3 days off at a time, sometimes more.", "I've worked 10 days on 4 off for 5 years now, and I don't think I could go back. We actually recently got switched to 9 days on and 5 off, it's been so nice. I don't know what I'd do with a 2 day weekend anymore, it doesn't seem like enough.", "> it doesn't seem like enough. You're right, because it's not enough. Life isn't supposed to be about working."], "response": "You dirty Socialist. Dont worry if you complain you will be replaced, we got lot of people just swimming for your job. ", "id": "reddit_1676"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["EA won’t even give Tyreek his own card", "doesn’t ea give you a 99 of yourself if you’re in the game?", "They use to but I don't think they do anymore"], "response": "So Snoop Dogg gets one for himself but actual players in the NFL don’t, that’s hilarious.", "id": "reddit_1677"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Englands attempt to score after Croatias winning goal", "It's funny how they kept looking back as if they're trying not to get caught."], "response": "Don't you know? What the referee doesn't see doesn't hurt him! ", "id": "reddit_1678"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Prime Minister John Howard, in 1996 wearing a bullet-proof vest under his suit for his address to Australian gun owners after banning guns in the wake of the Port Arthur massacre; Australias final mass shooting.", "John Howard's best legacy by a very long way. Props to him. Edit: my top comment of all time and it's in praise of John Howard. -_-", "Kind of awkward however as Bob Brown had been proposing similar legislation in Tasmania for almost a decade before the PA Massacre... Howard could be accused of just jumping on the opportunity..", "I saw Howard on Compass discussing the ban, he was very candid that he absolutely did take the opportunity that Port Arthur presented. His take was that it was a very politically damaging move in normal circumstances, if he didn't seize the sentiment of the moment it wouldn't have happened (from his party anyway). That's politics I guess, and Howard was good at grabbing opportunities.", "Great of him to realise and admit that the aftermath of a massacre is the perfect time to discuss gun control."], "response": "But isn’t it too soon? It’s like, exploiting people’s grief to push your pc agenda! ", "id": "reddit_1679"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I tried to construct 5 universes/timelines of the FNaF games", "Fnaf 4 is so confusing in lore that it creates a timeline for him and the rest of the games and how to shoot in the dark"], "response": "Really should've called it the \"Shot in the Dark\" timeline there", "id": "reddit_1680"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["i did it!!! 0% ALL SAVES!!!!!", "Stickying this to commemorate this momentous occasion—you should feel proud of such a major accomplishment. Seriously, great work.", "Congrats, did all the hard work and effort pay off?"], "response": "i ruined my life, i lost my career, my family no longer loves me, and i am homeless. i would do it again", "id": "reddit_1681"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The President gets reminded to be patriotic", "This is my wife's go to move when we are out with another couple and the check hits the table.", "*intentionally reaches slowly for wallet as someone else gets the check* Oh I was gonna...you got that? Okay.", "\"Oh sure we can split it if you want.\" \"Is it cool if I just venmo you later?\" \"Yeah thats fine.\" *3 years later* 6$ for pancakes from Ihop", "I'll just venmo you later = thanks for the free food", "Protip: both venmo and google wallet have a \"request\" function. You may not pay up, but I'm going to bill you in a day or so.", "Can I outsource it to a shady collections company after 90 days?"], "response": "Shady collections company... so any one of them? ", "id": "reddit_1682"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chris Brown steals my video.", "u/visualdon ; r/legaladvice [Chris Brown's Management](<URL>) [DMCA Instagram copyright filing stuff](https://help.instagram.com/454951664593304) realized you were in the UK (and Brown in the US) [UK Filing stuff for DMCA](https://www.dmca.com/faq/UK-based-DMCA-Takedown-or-Cease-and-Desist-process) Hope this helps and that they remove it for you! (or at least, acknowledge your work!!)", "Do not contact his management team. You could say or do something wrong and hand over rights to the work. Just go directly for the DMCA, remember that they would. Edit: thanks for the gold!", "Would you be able to give an example of that? It's hard to imagine what you could say wrong that would lead to a loss of copyright."], "response": "\"I give you full permission to take my content.\" It's pretty simple tbh dude ", "id": "reddit_1683"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A young poor kid offering a part of her meager meal to an elderly dog. I took this photo in one of the biggest temples in West Bengal. In the entire temple, this scene was the one of true devotion.", "As an atheist I see so much food being offered in holy places rather the. Distributing it among the needy"], "response": "How dare you speak logic and hurt beliefs? ", "id": "reddit_1684"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My girlfriend said it was beginner’s luck but I’ve been scared of her ever since.", "only an hour and he already deleted his account lmao", "Lot of good theories on this thread mine is that he feared his girlfriend//anyone she knows now knowing his reddit username and checking up on his post history."], "response": "Why would someone hide their Reddit history from their significant other? ", "id": "reddit_1685"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["White House press secretary attacks media for accurately reporting inauguration crowds", "I love how he in one breath talks about how people couldn't have accurate numbers because the park service hasn't reported them yet, then proceeds to give a precise method for estimating attendance."], "response": "The parks department is currently under audit. Once the audit is finished, he'll release the numbers. Trust me. ", "id": "reddit_1686"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Flight Simulator is sooo 2001", "Quick! Ban ~~violent~~ simulation video games they cause terrorism", "Why don't we just ban terrorism? Checkmate, ISIS."], "response": "Because that isn't already illegal as sin lol ", "id": "reddit_1687"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The ignorance and loathing is real", "I've seen women do this more often than men on planes."], "response": "Yes, but women sit like that because it's more comfortable, men just do it to oppress women.", "id": "reddit_1688"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Virgil Van Dijk wins UEFA player of the year", "YES LADS! Take that leak up your arses", "We're a bit busy right now, mate"], "response": "James “Cum on my face” Pearce. Link for the newbies - <URL>", "id": "reddit_1689"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hooray to Jennifer Aniston, whos turning 50 today. May she speak her childfree mind for another 50 years!", "Happy birthday to an intelligent, independent, beautiful childfree queen!", "I read that she’s actually adopting a child from Tijuana — an orphanage she’s been supporting for years [adoption](<URL>", "While it is very possible (didn't read the article due to an ad wall), just about every three months I see a magazine cover stating that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant or adopting a child or getting married to someone new."], "response": "The world literally cannot STAND that she might enjoy being an independent, motherless 50 year old. LET THIS WOMAN LIVE HER LIFE. 🤦🏻‍♀️", "id": "reddit_1690"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jeremy Renner showing his support for Spider-Man on Instagram", "I’m surprised someone in the films actually mentioned this at all", "Ikr. The fact that Jeremy acknowledged this makes me smile.", "Hopefully others do the same. I can see RDJ wanting Spidey to stay too.", "Considering there’s a good chance marvel was going to make him kinda like Tony Stark 2 in the sense he’s the center of the mcu, I can see rdj getting involved. He had a very good relationship with Tom didn’t he?", "They are working on a movie together right now, actually.", "Really?! I knew Tom was working with chris pat but not rdj", "Look up \"The Voyage of Doctor Dolittle\"", "I had no idea this was being made. Loved Doctor Dolittle as a kid so thank you for the info!"], "response": "I love it when fathers and sons get to work together.", "id": "reddit_1691"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When you wake up at 7am as a European", "Can relate literally woke at 7 and was like hold tf up", "Same here. Alarm radio comes on with the news... \"US dronestrike killed Iranian general.\" Huh. Well. So much for de-escalation I guess.", "Imagine waking up later because you have holidays and being like \"Uhm... what did I miss, why is everything burning?\""], "response": "I think r/australia may have some experience with that one...", "id": "reddit_1692"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["SK Telecom T1 vs. Misfits / 2017 World Championship - Quarterfinals / Post-Match Discussion", "I believed........^until^they^dived^in^Game^4", "Yeah that seemed to be the moment where it all turned around - maybe gave SKT some good mentality back?"], "response": "I think SKT got the ok from Riot to start their feast ", "id": "reddit_1693"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Heres the front page of urbandictionary.com today. The word of the day is \"Scomo\"", "Should also mean turning up after and shaking the hands of the affected", "You're after this one <URL>", "This makes me happy", "Everyone needs to vote it up so it’s on the front page of UD tomorrow!", "But pulling a Scomo is already shitting one self. I could imagine this could cause some confusion."], "response": "Won't be the first slang word with multiple meanings. They can coexist, context is important.", "id": "reddit_1694"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bought my first ever new car and I’m already fed up with people telling me I should’ve bought something else", "Lol when I got my challenger r/t a couple years ago I heard nothing but “why didn’t you get the hellcat?” Like are you going to make the payments motherfucker?", "Same here, I got my chally RT and hear nothing but “oh you should have at least got a scat pack” yet person criticizing me drives a bucket smh", "Dude was riding me about it once like the week after I got it. Telling me it was such a waste and I made a huge mistake not getting the Hellcat. I had to point out that he took the bus to work because he “hasn’t been able to save up for a car.” Felt bad about it for a while but he was being a jerk."], "response": "Lol yeah man you should totally have spent 2x as much on a car because that's your only logical solution. ", "id": "reddit_1695"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dont mind me, its just a gun", "The dude in the front row is like \"Are we gonna do something?\"", "It's the perfect example of how the bystander effect works, even amongst police (or whatever they are). 100% if they were alone and saw this they'd doay something to the guy. But together you get a pack mentality."], "response": "It is somewhat ironic about seeing the bystander effect in police officers though.", "id": "reddit_1696"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sanity Sunday Well this actually kind of makes sense.", "You just don't get it. It's not just about getting wheelchairs into buildings, it's about questioning why it's \"normal\" to have legs or use the stairs. 'Handicapped' is a slur, and equality can never exist while the social norms dictate that only people with two working legs are \"normal\", and everybody else is just \"disabled\" or \"handicapped\" or \"in possession of not working limbs\" and other hate speech that makes non-walkers feel like they're different.", "I'm really hoping you forgot the "], "response": "Man, I thought this was the one place on reddit where the  was implied.", "id": "reddit_1697"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["News iOS 11.3.1 Kernel Exploit Released", "Hope y'all saved blobs or upgraded to 11.3.1... 11.3.1 is still being signed too :) Also.. first :p", "Let the games begin!!! So excited!", "What a time to be alive. Near latest firmware is going to be jailbroken. I haven’t seen a fresh wind like this in years.", ">I haven’t seen a fresh wind like this in years. You’re in luck, because I had beans for dinner."], "response": "Did you spill them while watching cars 2?", "id": "reddit_1698"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me.", "All the girls on Tinder in my area want to be fed and love adventuring. They just want someone to buy them food and take them places. Which they'd have if they had a relationship with their parents", "[deleted]"], "response": "Wait, isnt that how a long term relationship works? ", "id": "reddit_1699"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When alt-right trolls flock to your sub because you support gun rights", "First rule of Libertarianism: nobody's actually a Libertarian except you.", "Two Libertarians, three opinions"], "response": "What do you get when you put three libertarians in a room? Four libertarian splinter groups.", "id": "reddit_1700"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Police warn they may use live ammo on protesters in Hong Kong", "Well this warning came in a little too late didn’t it?", "Its probably a confused time traveling news agency", "For the first time, I completely understand why America doesn’t want to let go of their guns and I agree with it. :(", "That's basically the original point of the 2nd Amendment, that you'd never lack the ability to defend yourself against an occupying power 🙄🙄, so many replies all of a sudden"], "response": "Right. Without a means of being able to defend yourself and your rights, none of the other amendments really matter.", "id": "reddit_1701"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Eminem Celebrates 10 Years of Sobriety", "*In December 2007, Eminem was hospitalized after a methadone overdose he had first bought from a dealer who had told him it was \"just like Vicodin, and easier on your liver\". He continued to buy more, until he collapsed in his bathroom one night and was rushed to the hospital. Doctors there told him he had ingested the equivalent of four bags of heroin and was \"about two hours from dying\".* We've lost so many artists to similar accidents, glad he was able to get and stay sober. [Source](<URL>)", "Christ I didn't know this. I never really knew much of his drug use in all honesty.", "It was really, *really* bad at the peak of his career, which is why I cringe so much when people complain about his music today and want \"the old Em\" back. He's in his 40s, sober, and worth $200 million. How fake would it sound if he was rapping about being broke and tripping on acid like he was 20 years ago?", "I just want the proper anger back. The man being pissed and fired up makes for better music", "He's seemed pretty angry in the stuff he's does about politics lately"], "response": "Yeah and Eminem Show wasn't at all political. ", "id": "reddit_1702"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hong Kong Protesters Burn LeBron James Jerseys After China Comments", "I too am disappointed in Lebron. I had thought he was better than this. But money kills morals.", "He plays basketball. That's it... We hold athletes to these high standards, when the reality is they play a Fucking game for a living. The ability to sink a basket, does not mean you are intelligent in anyway.", "Except LeBron always feels the need to speak about political issues. The issue of freedom is a core value to Americans, African Americans especially. This goes beyond basketball."], "response": "But what has Hong Kong ever done for us? Were they at Normandy? Did they march in Selma? Well then, it's not our problem. ", "id": "reddit_1703"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["GOP rep: ‘Nobody dies because they don’t have access to healthcare’", "[deleted]", "This is ridiculous. In Britain as much as the Tories are destroying the nhs, it still seems so strange to have to pay anything for a scan let alone that much", "[deleted]", "I don't understand why my folks balk at social healthcare because \"it's a slippery slope.\" They're so afraid of the U.S. becoming U.S.S.R.v2 that they refuse to accept that socialized medicine is better. I just don't get it. EDIT: Thanks /u/Penarthian for pointing out the drawbacks to it. I wasn't bitching about the lack of social healthcare in the U.S., I was genuinely confused as to why people wouldn't want it, and hehe delivered. It also addressed an issue that my mother kept bringing up whenever we've had this discussion: \"people go months without treatment waiting to see a doctor.\"", "Many of the same folks who are terrified of \"socialism\", are perfectly fine with the fact that Russia has meddled in our democracy. It's just insane..."], "response": "Russia hasn't been even nominally socialist in at least 26 years", "id": "reddit_1704"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I’m now in team liquid 🙏🙏🙏", "so this is how vice got on c9", "No, they were missing their Asian quota after Stewie left"], "response": "Caucasians are a thing, too. Find a new slant. ", "id": "reddit_1705"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The rise of Netflix competitors has pushed consumers back toward piracy - BitTorrent usage has bounced back because theres too many streaming services, and too much exclusive content.", "Stop charging me to watch commercials."], "response": "This. Yes. So glad I'm not the only one.", "id": "reddit_1706"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Obama was right, Alito was wrong: Citizens United has corrupted American politics", "Alito was wrong is basically his theme.", "I forget now where I saw it but someone asked Alito about this and he doubled down, not admitting he was completely wrong here. The question did anger him though...I think he actually does know it was a colossally bad decision but he just won't admit it.", "And thank C’Thulhu for that. What would we do if our politics weren’t absolutely filled with people who refuse to learn ANYTHING? It would be madness I tell you. Madness. Sigh.", "Wouldn't CThulhu like the madness though?", "When you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils. Vote Cthulhu.", "Don't blame me, I voted Nyarlathotep."], "response": "A vote Nya, is a vote for oblivion!", "id": "reddit_1707"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Vettel taking off a Mercedes cap on a kid, replaces it with a Ferrari cap", "TIL how to steal a driver's cap.", "1) Be a kid. 2) Wear a rival driver's hat 3) ... 4) Profit"], "response": "You only need to get one had and then meet every driver.", "id": "reddit_1708"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["144hz vs 60hz recorded @240fps, easiest way to tell a difference without seeing it in person", "OP the comments in this thread are hurting my brain so I'mma just say thanks for showing a test that can somewhat reasonably be used whilst viewing on lower refresh rate devices (looking at phones)", "Hey, thanks. I honestly didn't expect it to be met with such discourse.", "Frame rates are a hot topic on Reddit."], "response": "i honestly always wondered why that is the case like surely higher framerate = objectively better? i cannot think of any exceptions", "id": "reddit_1709"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To everyone spending money to get Black Ops 3 supply drops...", "People who buy supply drops are dumb.", "[deleted]", "what? how dare you spend your hard earned money on something you want..."], "response": "well sure he wants the guns but I doubt he gets them ", "id": "reddit_1710"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Italy bans unvaccinated children from school", "I see the Five Star Movement have finally seen some sort of sense and done a U-turn on vaccine policy. Wasn’t that long ago they were adamantly against childhood vaccines and had been [linked](<URL> to increasing measles rates. Bear in mind that in 2015 this group proposed a law against vaccinations because of “the link between vaccinations and specific illnesses such as leukaemia, poisoning, inflammation, immunodepression, inheritable genetic mutations, cancer, autism and allergies”...so this is progress. Edit: a word", "Oh don't worry, the ministry is working on a law to grant \\*looks at notes\\* \"flexible duty\" (\"obbligo flessibile\") to vaccination.", "Do you have any idea on what grounds? (I'm not Italian, nor do I speak it, or I'd look it up myself.) Are they considering allowing religious exemptions like America does?", "The grounds are propagandistic: this government is popular among anti-vaxxers. As for the new law, it doesn't force vaccination anymore, -unless- there is an epidemy in a given area, and only then schools are asked to enforce vaccination. This is bad, for reason that I hope are obvious. Fortunately, it still hasn't landed in parliament, so we'll see.", "> -unless- there is an epidemy in a given area Sooo it wouldn't force them unless it was basically already too late? Genius."], "response": "Are you using logic? We don't that here.", "id": "reddit_1711"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You cant be racist against white people... because of my person definitions...", "feminist logic: Feminism is about equality, just look at the dictionary. Racism means institutionalized oppression, the dictionary is wrong."], "response": "You do realize that the dictionary was written by a bunch of angry white men. ", "id": "reddit_1712"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Jim Cornette on Twitter: On John Olivers WWE report: Well, after a complete viewing, this is the absolute most truthful outside media piece Ive seen on wrestling in over 40 years.", "Roddy Piper's quote in particular hit home, explaining that there is no exit plan for wrestlers. He said he didn't think he'd make 65 and he didn't. The lack of consistent healthcare for wrestlers working 5 nights a week is an atrocity.", "Every major sport in the U.S. has an off-season period for athletes to recover physically and mentally. The WWE is brutally year round non stop 5 days week. Get injured? Well wishes...and good luck having the company support you with a push after that EDIT: This doesn't even account for the number of WWE legends struggling to even live properly these days", "The offseason idea makes so much sense, too. If they have a rotating cycle where different guys are off at different times, fans will pretty much never even notice and then someone comes back and instantly has heat again just because they were off TV for so long. Not only will it help keep guys healthy, it will help keep stories fresh"], "response": "But does WWE have enough content for off season. ", "id": "reddit_1713"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Although I am an atheist, the cultural, artistic, and architectural significance of Notre Dame cannot be underestimated. This is both a shame and loss for the people of France and the world.", "It is one of the most beautiful, artistic, and historical buildings in all of Europe, it is absolutely a catastrophe that it may fully collapse from this fire.", "Hopefully, it can be restored/rebuilt.", "The stained glass windows are irreplacable and (probably) the biggest loss from all this. The techniques used to make them have been lost, they can't be replaced.", "Well, isn't there a shelf life on stained glass anyway though? I thought it all eventually thins out to the point it can drop out of place over a couple centuries? Surely we have techniques that are as aesthetically pleasing, if not the same. I know medieval designers would have loved being able to work with float glass and the sort of optical clarity that brings. Surely humanity today can build a stained glass public art installation to put medieval humanity to shame?", "Sure, but as the kid who's bought a new cat after the old one dies says, \"it's just not the same...\""], "response": "But then you give it a few years and you grow to love it like you loved your past cat.", "id": "reddit_1714"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Discussion Mad Respect for Luca", "I'll donate in his name I suggest you do the same if you want to thank him.", "Maybe he can suggest a charity close to his heart ? We can all get together and contribute."], "response": "Donate for Aleppo, they need it the most right now.", "id": "reddit_1715"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["37 years ago today, we lost one of our best. RIP Terry Fox.", "His influence is worldwide. I come from a small town in the west of Ireland and every year we have the Terry Fox run to raise money for Cancer Ireland. It’s one of the largest community events of the year and 1,500 people run it in a town with a population of 2,000-3,000. Incredible respect for this guy and how he still brings together over half of my town today is a testament to the impact someone like him can have even half a world away."], "response": "Amazing I did not know that. Thanks for sharing!", "id": "reddit_1716"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Accidentally commented in r/askwomen like a dumbass. I got this PM not too long after.", "*My* intuition is telling me that this guy has a week's worth of Cheeto dust underneath his fingernails, but has an even grosser personality inside. He likes being complimented on his carefully chosen T-shirts from Hot Topic almost as much as he enjoys pushing his sexual fantasies on unsuspecting strangers.", "I feel like Spencer's probably has this chode's type of tee.", "Nah as a fat man Spencer's and hot topic usually don't carry anything over a 2x"], "response": "Just because the shirt is 3 times too small, doesn't mean he won't wear it.", "id": "reddit_1717"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Rap Raiders LB Vontaze Burfict has been suspended for the rest of the season.", "AB just got a new classmate"], "response": "Hope AB was able to get that English paper prof read by the time it was do. ", "id": "reddit_1718"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One Million People Demand Trump’s Tax Return, Smashing Petition Record", "Official response from the White House: \"nah\"", "or \"the media made that up, no one wants to see those returns\" or \"that petition is only signed by illegal immigrants\""], "response": "He claimed 3 million illegal immigrants voted against him, so this is just a drop in the bucket", "id": "reddit_1719"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Urban Meyer stepping down after the Rose Bowl", "Urban Meyer to be named the next spokesperson for Papa John's Pizza"], "response": "Is it too late for Louisville to re-open their head coach search? ", "id": "reddit_1720"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["idea Petition to add amount of cards u have", "*re-add It’s probably one of the many bugs they haven’t fixed yet.", "I talked to support about this a month ago and they said it was an intentional change. That being said, support is pretty fucking useless, so it's hard to trust them.", "Yup. Opened bounty reward and got a token. Glitch happens and never received the token. Messaged them and they said they won’t do anything because “we updated the game so tokens become more frequent, so it shouldn’t be a problem”. (Paraphrased) but yeah. Useless.", "They help me answer my questions Report bugs on social medianot support", "Then what is the point of support?"], "response": "the only thing they do because theyre legally required to, make refunds and fix anything money related", "id": "reddit_1721"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Louisiana eye doctor offers free eye exams for NFL referees after Saints loss", "Apparently this doctor has a PhD in throwing shade as well as Optometry.", "Both philosophical and optometric doctor, eh? Edit: optometrists are not medical doctors?", "Fun fact: Optometrists aren’t medical doctors! They attend optometry school after undergrad. Medical doctors who specialize in the treatment of eyes are known as ophthalmologists.", "Ooooh burn!", "that's a different doctor", "You can usually find them here. <URL>"], "response": "Or just buy a burn heal from your local Pokémon center.", "id": "reddit_1722"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The effect of Measles on a healthy 45 year old that wasnt vaccinated in Auckland.", "The anti-vax mob seem to have been pretty much silent over the last few weeks.", "Probably because their kids are in the hospital with something", "Or they are queuing up to get the measles vaccine.", "My partner works in a practice and she says they've got tons of anti-vax parents basically fuming that they can't just get their kid innoculated against measles immediately without the full MMR. I don't envy my partner's job in having to deal with them.", "Is your partner's practice actually getting consistent vaccine stock that they can build appointments around? My GP's practice hasn't been. The area that my GP's practice serves: - has 28% of the population aged under 15 - 59% Maori or Pasifika - 19% unemployment - 49% earn under $20K - 37% without access to the internet - 48% don't own a home Probably not a demographic that is going to do much voting or raising of media attention, so no doubt the govt/moh feel quite safe in ignoring the shit out them. DHB is still saying make an appointment with your GP to get vaccinated, but GP can't do it."], "response": "Can't get immunised in Northland lately. My friend's kid is finally old enough and they haven't got any MMR stock to inoculate her. It's terrible.", "id": "reddit_1723"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When Ferrari is on the same flight as you", "I bet that the conveyor belt goes faster with Ferrari luggage on it.", "Vettel's case complains about slower luggage not getting out of the way.", "BLUE BAGS! BLUE BAGS!", "After an hour in baggage reclaim and none of the suitcases have turned up yet: \"Honestly, what are we doing here?\""], "response": "An hour? I start meluttering that after 10 minutes", "id": "reddit_1724"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I tried to construct 5 universes/timelines of the FNaF games", "I love you for not including UCN in the current timeline.", "Then another one who thinks that UCN is not cannon", "Not actually. I think it has some pretty good lore points worth using in the series. I just don't see it as a FNaF 7.", "As MatPat says (I know, this sub hates him, it’s just a fun observation he made, leave me alone) FNAF 1-5 are the 5 nights at Freddy’s, FFPS is a bonus lore night, And UCN is the Custom Night we get at the end of every FNAF game. It’s quite a fun observation, and I quite like it.", "The sub doesn't really hate MatPat."], "response": "The sub doesn't really hate MatPat, it only hates everything he says. ", "id": "reddit_1725"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Some useful advanced analytics from the Rockies broadcast", "Statcast AI powered by AWS will give you new insights into the game", "If I have to watch that ad one more time I'm gonna snap", "What’s more is I’ve not once actually seen statcast predict the success of a stolen base during a live broadcast.", "The nats broadcasts on MASN have it. There's a little circle with a red/green meter that pops up that says like 79%"], "response": "So you’re telling me it’s a deep state conspiracy run by Bezos? ", "id": "reddit_1726"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is an actual Isaac review in 2017 lmao", "Let's all leave reviews to counteract her 1 star. Here's mine: \"This game is a beautiful work of art; the music, game design and retro graphics really pull it all together in to one​ great, addictive package. Also, unlike one of the previous reviewers, I actually understand that if I don't know something, I can look it up on the internet and not leave a review on a retailer's website about how the MATURE rated game was not right for her son.\""], "response": "You can always spot a good review because it references other reviews. ", "id": "reddit_1727"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Today marks 1 day until kickoff! Let us remember when Auburns Chris Davis ran 109 yards with 1 second left on the clock to upset No. 1 Alabama in what is infamously known as the Kick Six.", "I couldn't think of a better way to end off season than an Alabama Losing CircleJerk", "Could have Urban getting fired, but ohio state’s board really dropped the ball with that one."], "response": "cant fire someone because of medication/disability. pretty sure its a law. ", "id": "reddit_1728"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In less than a month, net neutrality could be a thing of the past. Heroes, the internet needs you now more than ever!", "Guess which party is responsible for attacking net neutrality"], "response": "B-but... both parties are just as bad! ", "id": "reddit_1729"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Pornhub premium members of reddit, was the purchase worth it and what are the benefits and downsides to it?", "The first time I watched aquaman was on pornhub. Someone just put it up there and I was like, ok time for a break anyway.", "I also saw Starship Troopers and Doctor Strange, I was quite happy with the deal tbh.", "I saw the steven universe movie lol", "Happy cake day! :)"], "response": "That used to happen a lot. Then some jackass \"journalist\" wrote an article about it and they cracked down.", "id": "reddit_1730"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#liberatehongkong", "I just deleted Diablo from my cell phone! Edit: Just to be clear, the game has not been released, this was an attempt at humour.", "Ah, another man of culture with a phone"], "response": "Don't you guys have phones? Well yes, but actually no", "id": "reddit_1731"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Washington Capitals have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after losing to the Carolina Hurricanes in 7 games in double overtime", "Imagine if someone prior to the season said that the 2nd round would be Islanders vs Carolina after eliminating Pittsburgh and Washington...", "And that the Lightning would be swept", "And that the flames would lose to the Avs in 5 And Nashville to the Stars in 6 And the Golden Knights would blow a 3-1 series lead and 3-0 game lead in 5 minutes against the Sharks Mind Blowing first round."], "response": "And that the leafs would lose in game 7... Wild right", "id": "reddit_1732"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["PC H Full Set of Every Single Item in Rocket League W Offers (Details Inside)", "OP, where is Baseball Cap (B) ? If you really need it to complete this, I'll sell it for 20 keys to you.  Impressive Collection !"], "response": "Hey, I will do 19 keys and only a white hat!  obv Yep, an amazing collection", "id": "reddit_1733"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The tallest person in the world has physically experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world at some point", "Ahh I remember when I was your height", "*Back in my height*"], "response": "Why did I read this in a Scottish accent", "id": "reddit_1734"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Due to Verizons Super Bowl ad, remember that in the midst of raging wildfires Verizon throttled firefighters data unless they paid more.", "Every other commercial is horrific. Mike Bloomberg is coming out talking about disarming citizens. Intuit is talking about how awesome they are while lobbying Congress to make tax returns more complicated. That's not even talking about the rest of the cringe."], "response": "Or all of the alcohol ads while stopping a marijuana ad for helping kids with seizures.", "id": "reddit_1735"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ohio city to stop observing Columbus Day, make Election Day holiday instead", "Every state needs election day as a holiday.", "Red states are scared of that because they know it'll probably mean they lose", "as Mr. Fuck face Mcgoo said \"its just a power grab\"", "He's right. It's a grab at power by the People of the USA.", "Yep, that's one of the most truthful things he's said.", "I would love if election day became a holiday, and everyone votes hung over after a night similar to st Patrick's day drinking and arguing about politics for one fun nught. It will be tradition", "“...And in a surprise dark horse victory, Vermin Supreme is the new president of the United States!”"], "response": "With running mate \"the rent is too damn high\" guy.", "id": "reddit_1736"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Alabama QB Tua Tagovailoa Has Announced He Will Enter The 2020 NFL Draft", "Congrats Miami", "Miami has the #5 pick. There's no way he goes that high, right? He can't practice or do any pro day drills and is probably not going to play at all in 2020. So why take him at 5?", "I thought it was announced he'd be able to practice in time before the draft. Regardless, the Dolphins can afford to let him sit a year.", "He can sit behind the **Patriot's Bane**"], "response": "He won't be available at the Titans pick ", "id": "reddit_1737"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Gotta hold my 45% winrate at 45%", "Honestly, if you are even close to 45% you are the problem, not the team mates"], "response": "But WR is completely luck based and game is rigged ", "id": "reddit_1738"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What do you mean “us” your little sister did all he work", ">Little sister is Dora the Explorer >\"Swiper no swiping!\" x3 >\"Aw, man!\"", "She's going to be disappointed when she's older. \"Date-rapist no raping!\" x3 *An angry Diego comforts his sister as he drives her to the police station to file a report*"], "response": "Bro... Diego's her cousin. Edit: OP said sister. I was just informing they were cousins.", "id": "reddit_1739"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Denver Post printed a guide to Coors Field for Opening Day with a picture of Citizens Bank Park.", "[Denver Post keeping us updated on 2007 parking prices for the National League West Wild Card Game.](URL)", "Matt Holiday still hasn't touched home plate", "You are now a mod of /r/padres", "You are now banned from /r/ColoradoRockies", "Wow that place just denies facts I guess", "Flat-earthers over there too"], "response": "Which is weird because they can totally see the mountains from their house... ", "id": "reddit_1740"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["35 Y.O CEO Slams Other Millennials For Entitlement Despite Being Handed CEO Job By His Dad", "I love that he stated he knew nothing about management before he got the position. How could you have worked hard to get into a position with no education or background in that specific field? Basically proves the point himself that the position was handed to him on a platter."], "response": "Dont you know that having no experience will allow him to have a fresh new take on how to handle the company? ", "id": "reddit_1741"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died.", "1. Anaphylactic reaction 2. Anaphylactic reaction 3. Anaphylactic reaction 4. That girl you dated in high school, yeah I didn’t see it coming either 5. Eating a hasbrown from Maccas while hammered (had an anaphylactic reaction) Edit: cheers for the gold, wasn’t expecting that!", "Are you from Australia?"], "response": "The \"maccas\" reference didn't answer that for you? ", "id": "reddit_1742"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Russia have qualified for the 2018 FIFA World Cup quarter finals. Spain eliminated", "Man, thank god. Spain is so boring to watch. Tiki my taka."], "response": "Russia on the other hand were delightful ", "id": "reddit_1743"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Team Hong Kong needs your help getting to the World Cup to represent their country on the global stage! Donate to them here!", "Given how people are outraged by this week's episode I'm sure they'll meet their goal in no time. Right, guys?", "Let's hope so. I put in what I could spare - if anyone is outraged by Blizzard's actions against Blitzchung, they should give Team Hong Kong a donation. Let them get to the global stage and play for their country - or if they decide to boycott Blizzard, let them do it with the full support of our community behind them.", "Yes, let the hate for blizzard fuel the viewers tuning in to watch Hong Kong play overwatch, which half of the people on Reddit decided to uninstall.", "Half of reddit didnt uninstall Overwatch lmao. Not even a quarter. Maybe 5000 people max", "Reddit is delusional tbh, I sometimes don't believe my eyes what I'm reading.", "I've been around Reddit long enough to see people frothing at the mouth over something and completely forget about it in a week or two. It's happened time and time again."], "response": "After that huge boycott earlier this year, I’m surprised anyone is still on reddit ", "id": "reddit_1744"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It would be weird if a human yelled out \"Anyone wanna fuck?\" but birds do it all day and nobody cares.", "TIL I have been catfishing cardinals most my life."], "response": "When fishing for cats the cardinals need to be at the end of the hook. Not off of it. ", "id": "reddit_1745"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump agrees to shut down his charity amid allegations he used it for personal and political benefit", "<URL> >That part is not settled yet. **The closure of the charity won't stop the NY AG's lawsuit against @realDonaldTrump & 3 Trump kids**, in which the AG has asked for the Trumps to be banned temporarily from serving on the board of any NY charity.", "NY has concluded that Trump and his kids cannot fulfill duties of running a charity. And these people are basically running the country", "> basically running the country Attempting to, anyway", "I haven't seen evidence of a good faith effort at this. Mostly just seeing them grift (i.e. The same way they run their charity).", ">Grift “Hey China, do you have change for a trillion dollar bill?”", "*hands over trillion dollar bill* \"...Okay...now give it back...\" \"give what back?\" *Sigh...*", "There's every evidence that they refuse to actually run the country.", "In fairness, they are draining the swamp. They're like a sponge sucking up so much swamp water that they end up revealing a bunch more corruption that lies at the bottom of the swamp. The only people who still like him are swamp people."], "response": "Running a criminal enterprise is the only think this family knows how to do.", "id": "reddit_1746"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["And after all those years, we were wondering why he didnt support his golem, with a Night witch, or anything really.", "throwing a match, no matter what circumstances, is a disrespect towards your opponent in competitive sport."], "response": "I'm sure this guy was mad that ok did that ", "id": "reddit_1747"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Redditors who cook, whats the biggest no no thing in cooking?", "Cooking everything on \"high\" because you want it done faster."], "response": "Burnt on the outside and raw in the middle like all food should be. ", "id": "reddit_1748"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["China suddenly takes BBC news off air after Muslim detention camps mentioned", "The scale of the detention camps is on par with those in the early era of the Nazis. Those present are captured from surrounding regions, packed into trucks and trains, and herded into camps where they are not allowed to leave. The only difference seems to be the Chinese are not *killing them*. But make no mistake, this is an extermination of a people considered undesirable to the Chinese government."], "response": "Instead of gassing, they're just ethically harvesting their organs ", "id": "reddit_1749"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Were reaching 1984 levels of deception in the media.", "1984 levels? Really? Have you read the book?", "Most of the *1984* references I see would be better served by either *Brave New World* or *Fahrenheit 451*.", "We do indeed live in a reality more akin to that of BNW than of 1984. But people like to believe that it is all the fault of the big bad state, instead of realizing that we all collectively sold our souls for our real world Somas."], "response": "I think it's 75% BNW and 20% 1984. The other 5% is a culmination of books by Kilgore Trout.", "id": "reddit_1750"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How do we sleep while our beds are burning?", "The PM should \"volunteer\" his cosy 550k salary as a donation to the RFS and not claim it as a deduction. That would be a start."], "response": "Yes trump should be his example here... ", "id": "reddit_1751"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Two legends with their signature rises", "the best royal rumble final two", "My favorite rumble. Randy and Edge also made this a great final four. Khali beating everyone only got taker to come in and take him out was great. Also people were torn on who they wanted to win because both final guys were from texas, Shawn from San Antonio where this took place and Taker from Houston. As a 7 year old taker fan this was by far my favorite wrestling moment also the moment I knew that Taker and Shawn together would make magic.", "In my mind at least, this kayfabe started Shawn’s obsession with beating the streak", "Is that not how the story went? Its been a hot minute since I checked anything from then out", "Pretty sure HBK/Undertaker at WM 25 started with HBK beating Kozlov for the right to face Undertaker at WM if my memory serves me correctly."], "response": "Well, at least Kozlov can add \"Was a footnote in one of the best wrestling feuds ever\" to his impressive list of accolades. ", "id": "reddit_1752"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thanks, Apple, for removing the HDMI port", "Well now, i would say you voted away the hdmi port with your wallet, now didn't you? :D", "100% agreed. If you don't like it, don't buy it."], "response": "bu....but it's _apple_, such revolutionary and gorgeous product! ", "id": "reddit_1753"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What song is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it?", "The song \"La femme d'argent\" by Air."], "response": "Not unknown by any means but a great track and essential album so I’ll give it a pass 😀", "id": "reddit_1754"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How do we sleep while our beds are burning?", "All devastation aside, that is an unreal photo", "I know right? There are actually patches of sky visible through the smoke."], "response": "Still can’t figure out if that’s the sun on the horizon or just another fire", "id": "reddit_1755"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["After Chris Brown challenges rapper Offset to a fight, he claps back with Only People You Go to Toe to Toe With Is Women", "Everybody hates Chris.", "Ooow man I miss that series so much!!!", "Seriously though, that series is one of the most underrated tv shows of all time! Amazing acting and writing for what it was.", "I use to get pissed when mistaking Everybody Loves Raymond for Everybody Hate Chris on the TV guide.", "TBH i really loved both of those shows and I don't think its fair to compare them. I think they are both great in their own right."], "response": "It's not that I disliked Raymond, I just loved Everybody Hates Chris as a young kid.", "id": "reddit_1756"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sexist comedienne gets owned over recent London terror attacks.", "I'm sorry but...who is this Sofia Hagen? You say she's a comedienne but I've never heard of her nor seen her work. Is she another one of those performers whom makes it their life mission to elicit reactions from people? I've got a feeling she might be.", "Danish comedienne. Not famous at all. Just does small gigs on tv or standup. Think her 15 min of fame went to her head"], "response": "Or she believes shocking people will keep her relevant.", "id": "reddit_1757"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congress can seek eight years of Trump’s tax records, appeals court rules", "Trump already saying [he'll appeal to the Supreme Court](<URL> >Jay Sekulow statement on the DC Circuit rejecting their bid for an en banc appeal on the Mazars case: “In light of the dissents we will be seeking review at the Supreme Court.” This comes 1,389 Days, nearly 4 years since this: [*Trump Vows to Release Tax Returns*](<URL> >“We're working on that now. I have big returns, as you know, and I have everything all approved and very beautiful and we'll be working that over in the next period of time” > > \\- Donald J. Trump, January 24th, 2016", "And I'm shocked, shocked, to learn the dissents came from Trump appointees: > A majority of the court’s 11 active judges voted against revisiting the case. Three judges – Neomi Rao, Gregory Katsas and Karen LeCraft Henderson – indicated they would have granted the rehearing and published dissenting statements. Rao and Katsas, both former Trump administration officials, were nominated to the bench by the president", "Why isn't there a law about judges not being able to rule on cases involving the person who appointed them?", "That is a great question and one we can add to the lengthy list of new laws we will need based on trump's behavior alone.", "The 'unprecedented president', and not in a good way."], "response": "If he's ever removed as a result of impeachment, who gets dibs on the biopic title \"Unpresidented\"?", "id": "reddit_1758"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bill Gates says his ‘greatest mistake ever’ was Microsoft losing to Android", "The saddest part was Nokia lost with them.", "All of their windows phones were very well made. Eventually broke my 1020 and had to buy a HP Elite X3 as they were the only ones still making Windows Phones; I almost immediately upgraded to Android as it was such a POS...", "My Lumia 950 fell face-first last year and the screen completely went black, making the phone unusable. I had looked at the HP Elite X3 and Alcatel ? ones as replacements but had concerns about their build quality. I ended up purchasing an OEM replacement screen and re-assembling the display and circuit board of the phone myself and it's been as good as new for the past year, so I'm still rocking my Lumia 950 Windows phone!", "Ha and here I am with my completely obliterated Huawei p10 lite with parts of the screen missing, cracked glass... But I can still type this on reddit!", "Everyone I knew IRL made fun of me for my windows phone but I loved it. My wife loved hers. It just didn't have all the apps I wanted. 😓"], "response": "Sole reason I got rid of mine was for tinder.", "id": "reddit_1759"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["His wife died in a car crash, he promised her hed win gold", "The look on his face is priceless. You can tell a big weight has been lifted.", "This is so on point and punny... My emotions are confused... Don't know if I should laugh or cry...", "cry with joy because sharing that emotion is what makes us a community.", "Read that as “sharing that emotion is what makes us communist.” Still true though."], "response": "No only Ubisoft is communist right now ", "id": "reddit_1760"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ohio State Trustee Resigns, Saying Urban Meyer Punishment Was Too Soft", "I respect those who feel strongly enough to resign relatively powerful position in situations where they feel their morals are on the line.", "I second that. It would appear at certain schools as if football has more power than the actual university they play for."], "response": "Glad I’m not a fan of a school like that ", "id": "reddit_1761"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This guy", "The only thing missing from that rant was \"soyboy\" and \"cuck\".", "His username is blocked out in the pic but it was “CuckingSoyBoy2k18xx”", "Neckbeard doesn’t mean alt-right, although there’s gotta be significant crossover."], "response": "The line is incredibly blurry and there is veritable metric (non-standard) shit tons of overlap.", "id": "reddit_1762"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Petition to remove Parliamentary food and alcohol subsidies in response to the repeal of free school meals for the poor", "This will get a 5 second discussion and get thrown out", "Yep, I've signed many petitions like this and have come to learn that they're meaningless...the very people that this petition is aimed at are the same people that will \"discuss\" it in parliament...doesn't take a genius to figure out that this isn't gonna get very far", "Better to keep trying than give up."], "response": "Yeah, that WW1 mentality... just keep running at the guns ", "id": "reddit_1763"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["You meet the nicest people over in r/The_Donald.", "From here on, if you break a rule in this thread you are automatically banned without warning.", "Surprised he didn't say \"libtard\""], "response": "\"Snowflake\" is the new \"libtard\" from what I understand.", "id": "reddit_1764"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My girlfriend broke up with me after we planned a trip to Japan. So I brought my Dad instead… and made this music video.", "Wow this is really good. I think losing a girlfriend but gaining great memories with your dad is a trade I'd make. And I mean your Dad, not mine. He seems cool.", "she cheated on him so he could be productive and spend more time with his family and real friends instead of a thot, very thoughtful of her", "wait, where does anything say she cheated on him? OP hasn't posted anywhere, and it doesn't say that in the description or the video.", "The commenter who made the claim is a frequent poster on r/MGTOW which explains why he's reading it this way."], "response": "I mean, why else would people break up?  when all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail", "id": "reddit_1765"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Comcast rejected by small town—residents vote for municipal fiber instead", "Does anyone know where to start to get this done for your own town?", "Most city councils have a period of time for general commentary from citizens who are in attendance, and people get e.g. 3 mins. Usually it's comprised of people trying to read something they printed from an email about how the Soviet psychic spies are trying to inflitrate your town, but you can theoretically go have a few minutes to speak directly to your council members, and if you're the only coherent person they hear from, the message might stand out pretty well, and get them thinking about solutions.", "\"There’s a sign at Ramsett Park that says ‘Do not drink the sprinkler water,’ so I made sun tea with it, and now I have an infection.”", "\"I found an old sandwich in one of your parks, and what I want to know is why it didn’t have mayonnaise on it. It has to have mayonnaise to be a sandwich for me.”", "“My dog went to one of your parks and ate another dogs and I’m going to sue you for that.”"], "response": "\"I went to one of your parks and ate another human's and I'm going to sue you for that \"", "id": "reddit_1766"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Two years ago Riot promised to deliver missions for specific champions, so players can be rewarded for playing their mains. It took them 2 years to introduce it and you need to pay for it", "\"missions are about skill, not patience\" Then a wild \"kill 12k minions as a team\" appears", "Or, as a support main, my personal favourite: \"Earn 1,000,000 gold\".", "I love the \"Deal 500k dmg\" ones as a Zac one trick"], "response": "Time to go runic echos into rabadon !", "id": "reddit_1767"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bethesda responds to bait and switch Fallout 76 collectors edition bag \"sorry youre not happy, bag shown was a prototype and too expensive to make, not planning to do anything about it\"", "The bag's just bugged. Bethesda will patch it soon. I'm still having fun with the bag. It's not a bad bag, just a buggy bag.", "People who dont like the bag are just dicks"], "response": "These people criticizing the bag clearly have never used the bag. ", "id": "reddit_1768"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bill Gates, the worlds second-richest person behind Jeff Bezos, wants rich people to pay higher taxes: “Weve updated our tax system before to keep up with changing times, and we need to do it again, starting with raising taxes on people like me.\"", "The gross mismanagement of government spending is still a problem. Zero accountability"], "response": "Nah we just need more money. The problem is always not enough money. ", "id": "reddit_1769"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gotta keep busy on those snow days", "[deleted]", "brilliant", "I can't believe you've done this", "Look what you made me do.", "The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why?"], "response": "I'm sorry sir, it's time for you to leave.", "id": "reddit_1770"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["F.C.C. Repeals Net Neutrality Rules", "There was a bomb threat and then the live chat stopped on the Washington post livestream... interesting.", "URL I was recording and caught that bit. Enjoy. For future viewers, it was nothing. They got everyone out and searched the room. Pai continued his speech after about 10 minutes and moved on to the vote. 3-2 in favor of repealing Net Neutrality laws - as I'm sure you've noticed.", "Even better is that the stenotypist couldn't figure out how to type recess and just went with break instead.", "It's because there are no E's on their stenotype keyboards", "I feel like one of the vowels would be a pretty important one to have, yeah?", "ctlly t wrks qt wll wtht thm!", ">ecteelly et werks qeete well wetheet them! hmm.. you're right", "New Zealand accent explained!", "It's the Australian accent that has lots of elongated Es. We're more likely to shorten them."], "response": "Yeah. Da fuq is New Zealand anyway ", "id": "reddit_1771"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Allow Ironmen to to send items they PK to the Falador partyroom", "Fuck it. Anything that doesn't get picked up goes to Party Room"], "response": "Just wipe the whole world every couple of months ", "id": "reddit_1772"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I see movement ahead", "The fucking entire mountain just migrated..", "I doubt a wall could have stopped it."], "response": "The wall wasn’t there to stop it, just encourage it in the right direction, like an adorable cement sheepdog", "id": "reddit_1773"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Voat.cos provider, hosteurope.de, shuts down voats servers due to \"political incorrectness\"", ">TIL free speech is politically incorrect. It really hurts to say this, almost kills me actually. But /pol/ was right again...", "[deleted]", "So... the Jews really did 9/11?", "Yes, and they also invented rap music and homosexuality as part of their 50-year plan to end the white race.", "[deleted]"], "response": "Beastie Boys are JEWS who RAPPED. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! ", "id": "reddit_1774"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Admit it: trump is unfit to serve", "If you weren't convinced before, just watch his meeting with the Israel PM today...", "I haven't seen yet, but I wouldn't watch it because Bibi is pretty much a master when comes to negotiation, power play and all things politics. Seeing them together will be like seeing a snake circling an attention-loving puppy in the ring."], "response": "But, but... trump is a master negotiator. Haven't you seen the way he dominates people with his handshakes? ", "id": "reddit_1775"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Total Biscuit passed away today after an extended battle with cancer. Lets remember how he helped the community grow when he drew attention to it back in beta.", "[deleted]", "1st of all, Reddit and smite is a global community. 2nd of all Totalbiscuit was a British citizen. If you want to donate to cancer please donate to your own countries Cancer Society.", "I wonder why you are getting downvotes for saying to donate to your countries cancer society and not just give money to the american one"], "response": "Because America is the only country in the world ", "id": "reddit_1776"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["New Baylor lawsuit cites 52 rapes by football players in 4 years, amid show em a good time culture", "I honestly didn't think it could get any worse for Baylor", "Notice why it was released on Friday afternoon. Not knocking Baylor fans here, but their administration has a serious pattern of doing this over the course of this entire horrible affair. Obviously, I don't know what sort of connection the writer or Dallas Morning News has to Baylor, but it seems strange to continue the pattern of releasing serious information late on a Friday if you were trying to be unbiased."], "response": "Its not even 5pm here in Texas.... this is way too early in the day on a Friday to be released by Baylor Administration. ", "id": "reddit_1777"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not again!", "I came here for the linux comments", "And you will not be disappointed. BTW, did I mention I use Arch?"], "response": "A guy who does crossfit, a woman who's a vegan and an Arch user walk into a bar...", "id": "reddit_1778"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Devs annouce dust 2 rework", "Finally a new map where i can watch overwatch demos!", "who the hell watches overwatch demos in 2017 /ˢ"], "response": "Honestly, I haven't in a long time. How are they? Still rampant cheaters or mostly just rage reports? Edit: What a depressing time.", "id": "reddit_1779"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Conor McGregor Punching Old Man in Head in Whiskey Dispute", "Looks like Conor’s going to need to put the booze down and take a Proper 12-Step program.", "There's no 12 steps programs for being an egocentric unfortunately.", "[deleted]", "Somewhere in the system theres probably a step about not cheating on your wife I'd say", "I’d say that is a part of not being a", "Some cunts need it spelled out", "That’s actually exactly what the 12 steps are for lol", "100%. The only step that mentions alcohol is the first one - admission of an alcohol problem - And even on that one it's only half of it, the other half is essentially an admission that the way you're living is unworkable. The whole aim of the program is to accept help, seek a purpose higher than yourself, and set your life up to be better person."], "response": "A good step 1 would be to stop doing coke. That would probably go a long way.", "id": "reddit_1780"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A $45,000 Loan for a $27,000 Ride: More Borrowers Are Going Underwater on Car Loans", "Hard to believe people are actually this moronic. Rolling 12k into a new 50k truck, christ.", "I live in the south, where everyone apparently has a Ford Raptor, Silverado Z71, Ford F-350, Dodge Ram Cummins, and unquestionable debt that everyone knows not to bring up", "I'm sitting here waiting for those Raptors to get traded in en masse and go down in price."], "response": "Those Raptors will stay high priced for the next wave of people who will courageously buy outside their means, thank you very much ", "id": "reddit_1781"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Amber Rudd shuts down my speech about arms sales to Saudi Arabia", "I keep remembering that moment in the last debate when Caroline Lucas brought this up, and the moderator stopped it from going anywhere right when Amber Rudd was about to respond. So frustrating."], "response": "I think Rudd's response was 'it's good for business'. Disgusting person.", "id": "reddit_1782"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rizin 14 - Mayweather vs Tenshin - Full Fight", "[Mirror with sound from OP](<URL> - fixed! Sorry tek - a mod has to eat!", "In 2019 Conor gonna have to one-up Floyd and 1v1 Steph Curry", "Make it a charity event and it'll be an easy victory for Conor.", "How about this: Steph Curry and Seth Curry vs. Connor MacGregor and his choice of teammate... ...in a charity dodgeball match. Curry brothers have the advantage in accuracy. Connor in pure killer instinct and willingness to do violence.", "> Connor ... >MacGregor ...", "Yeah he must've meant Canner Mogragger. Some people smh"], "response": "You're in the wrong bud it's actually Konar Magomegregorov that he was referring to", "id": "reddit_1783"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Highway Patrol responds to disturbance at DMV only to find frustrated customer due to no one being able to communicate in ASL. CHP not only helps but also helped cover the cost for her when she was short.", "Was she not able to read and write? That’s how I communicate with deaf people. Did the DMV lady even try that?"], "response": "She probably just talked slower and louder. That usually works right? ", "id": "reddit_1784"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What’s a suitable punishment for people who litter in national parks?", "Drop a bucket's worth of mud somewhere random in their home. See how they like it.", "Reasonable. I like it. They go home to a messy floor with a note stuck to the fridge, \"We, The National Park Service watched you litter, and decided to mirror your actions in hope that you may look into your reflection and think, 'maybe I am the asshole'\"", "Y'know those programs that have inmates help with conservation efforts? Well now there's a new division you can apply for if you were arrested for breaking and entering! Or vandalism! It helps to have relevant skills.", "Make it a bucket of sewage and we have a starting point.", "Bear shit. Because they dropped their trash in the forest, so now the forest is going to drop it's trash in their house...", "Taking that out of the park is harmful to the ecosystem tho :("], "response": "From a local zoo? Helps with their waste disposal.", "id": "reddit_1785"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\"I am less interested in the weight of Einsteins brain, than in the certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields ands sweatshops.\"", "I can't wait to see how r/all handles this one!"], "response": "Everyone knows that Dawkins was a better evolutionary biologist than Gould. Plus he hates the brown people that I hate! ", "id": "reddit_1786"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Humor Algorithm to make the average complain posts in the sub...", "Can you blame yourself? (Yes doesn’t exist) Excellent work."], "response": "thanks! :D I’m glad I made your day a little better...", "id": "reddit_1787"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I found a joke book from 1940, and this has got to be my favorite one.", "Especially since most fortunetellers back then were Gypsies and Hitler wasn't too fond of them either.", "He was just mad that he could nazi the future himself.", "I can tell this pun thread is Goering to get out of control.", "It broke my concentration.", "THEN MAYBE WE'LL HAVE TO SEND YOU TO A CONCENTRATION CAMP! URL", "If concentration camps weren't already a thing, I think it would make an awesome name for places where people could go to live full time and concentrate really hard on specific things. Like, if you want to finish your doctoral thesis, you could go live at a concentration camp where there's a big library, private rooms, really strict regulations about making noise, internet filters to block social media and distracting sites, etc."], "response": "Since when were concentration camps not cool? ", "id": "reddit_1788"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tear gas canisters filmed raining in Hong Kong - against all regulations, while police deny firing from height", "Respect for those protesters who don’t run from the tear gas but douse it quickly to prevent it from spreading.", "[deleted]", "Sadly, they have quite a bit experience by now", "Pretty clever tho not gonna lie, I was expecting them all to run and eventually drop (is that what tear gas does?? Honestly I'm not even sure what tear gas does to you)", "It's basically burning fiberglass. It'll irritate your skin (give it a burning sensation, don't dry shave before you play with tear gas, shut burns), sinuses and eyes. You'll hack up all the phlegm you have and your eyes will burn. It's pretty uncomfortable."], "response": ">You'll hack up all the phlegm you have Sounds like exactly what I've been looking for. ", "id": "reddit_1789"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lando saying goodbye to his engineer: \"Are you crying? I think Im crying\"", "He's making me a big fan of McLaren"], "response": "Looking at your tag I assume you have plenty of love left over to give to other teams ", "id": "reddit_1790"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["She (Sanna Marin) is the new 34 years old prime minister of Finland.", "There you have it, a prime minister younger than me. I feel old", "This is the time you have to start voting conservative.", "It's a pity that voting conservative doesn't conserve me as well", "Vote formaldehyde, it preserves!"], "response": "It can both give you cancer and preserve your body once you die!", "id": "reddit_1791"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Americas obsession with trucks and SUVs is helping push car loan payments to a 10-year high", "One of my friends pays a $800 truck payment for his Ram diesel. Granted he makes $40 an hour, is single, and has a room mate.", "I don’t see anything wrong with it. It sounds crazy to people that pay child support or have a family to support. I’m 25 bringing in 10k a month and people are angry I drive exactly what I want to drive (2017 F-250) with out even knowing me. Not my fault I didn’t start a family when they did", "Sorry to be the one to ask this, but if you don't mind what exactly do you do there brins in 10k month?"], "response": "Everyone on Reddit brings in $10k/mo, don't you know? ", "id": "reddit_1792"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Saudi Arabia condemns Canada’s appalling human rights record of selling arms to Saudi Arabia", "(Insert the Two Spidermen meme)", "[Here you go.](<URL>", "Great now does anyone here know how to put them together", "[I tried.](<URL>", "[You need some of that calibri](<URL>"], "response": "I just screenshot the title of the article", "id": "reddit_1793"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["NYC Bar Association: If AG Barr Doesn’t Recuse Himself From Ukraine Matter, He Should Resign or Be Removed", "Wow. Barr has been very quiet lately, I've been wondering when he'd pop up again.", "He's busy trying to rile up the religious folks.", "He's also traveling the globe (as...AG??) to try and validate numerous right-wing conspiracy theories."], "response": "By globe you mean flat disc surrounded by an ice wall supported by elephants standing on the backs of turtles, right? ", "id": "reddit_1794"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["With Derrick Rose still in FA, I made a collection of photos of how Rose would look on each NBA team.", "Holy fuck, Rose on crutches as a Blazer is just savage"], "response": "Seriously. Somehow in the midst of a fantastic shitpost is a smaller, much more savage shitpost.", "id": "reddit_1795"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Spoiler Cristiane Justino vs. Amanda Nunes", "HOLY SHIT!!! Is Amanda the new WMMA GOAT?", "Without a doubt.", "Jesus Christ. She just became THE womans GOAT. The way she did it. Nobody has ever done that to cyborg. WOW. 48 seconds for Ronda. 51 seconds for Cyborg. What. A. Fucking. Resume.", "Nobody, as far as I know, has even come *close*. Amazing.", "There’s so many debates in the MMA world, it’s crazy that this is just not one of them anymore. There were two unbeatable champions, and Nunes went in and startched them both in amazing fashion. Undisputed. The craziest part is she’s not slowing down? Who’s going to beat her?", "Mcgregor"], "response": "she will probably beat him too. she can fight men.  /joe", "id": "reddit_1796"}
{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Treyarch makes the most unbalanced game ever.", "You think that's bad? I was playing domination, and I only realised after that my team was playing against 54 enemies, and they were bloody immortal.", "And then my controller ran out of battery.", "That ruin(ed) your gameplay experience, didn't it. At least your ping didn't (gravity) spike, did it?"], "response": "No, but then the game really glitch(ed) out for a second.", "id": "reddit_1797"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["First Official Image from \"Zombieland: Double Tap\"", "Is that the official title? If so, [I want royalties.](<URL>)"], "response": "> Zombieland ~~2:~~ Double Tap They changed it and improved upon it. Fair use, get wrecked.  :p", "id": "reddit_1798"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Its time to ban /r/The_Donald: Calling out spez and reddit admins.", "At a certain point, appeasement becomes collusion."], "response": "We're not *supporting racists* and prospective terrorists, we're just not stopping them ", "id": "reddit_1799"}
{"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["59 Alabama ministers sign a letter saying Roy Moore is \"not fit for office.\"", "I don't think Roy Moore's wife will be posting it on her Facebook page."], "response": "Is she old enough to have Facebook ", "id": "reddit_1800"}