{"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Well now that ’ s problematic AF ", "@USER @USER My 5 year old ... asked me why they are making fun of Native Americans ..", "@USER @USER @USER I will take shit that didn't happen for $ 100", "@USER @USER @USER No .. he actually in the gifted program and reads on second grade level . ... and he knows Kansas City is in Missouri"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER My 3 year old , that just finished reading Nietzsche and then asked me : \" ayo papa why these people always trying to cancel someone on Twitter , trying to pretend like that makes them better themselves ? \" . To which I replied \" idk \" , and he just \" cuz hoes mad \" . Im so proud . ", "id": "twitter_1"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Last week the Fake News said that a section of our powerful , under construction , Southern Border Wall “ fell over ” , trying to make it sound terrible , except the reason was that the concrete foundation was just poured & soaking wet when big winds kicked in . Quickly fixed “ forever ” .", "@USER The mainstream media doesn't report the facts ; yet , the truth is available from the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue , Washington D . C . ~"], "response": "@USER @USER How many verifiable lies has he told now ? 15,000+ documented . He's a truth teller for sure .", "id": "twitter_2"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Let ’ s Aplaud Brett When he deserves it he coached an amazing game ", "@USER @USER He did try keep korkmaz in in the 4th quarter when he was a defensive liability . And Sixers had a shit clock violation AFTER a timeout . And kept horford w embiid while clippers went small ball . And Scott over Robinson was not very smart . But for bretts standards ... "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Maybe Docs just a scrub of a coach ... I mean to get hammered with that gold standard team", "id": "twitter_3"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Women generally hate this president . What's up with men ?", "@USER I've hated him before he was placed in office , now I hate all his enablers as much as him , you woman will save this country and our world . Some of us men know that , are ok with that , admire that and will help with that ."], "response": "@USER @USER is just a cover up for the real hate inside @USER . The left in a nutshell ! ", "id": "twitter_4"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dear media Remoaners , you excitedly sharing clips of ordinary Brexit voters struggling to articulate themselves as well as they might on live TV proves nothing about them or the Brexit vote . It just proves you lot are petty , snobbish c * * * s .", "@USER When Spiked claim that Brexiteers knew exactly what they were voting for , it's quite obviously untrue in many cases . It's not snobbery - but let's be honest about the fact that , on both sides of t debate , there was a lot of ignorance . #thick", "@USER @USER Quite an articulate and considered comment but then finishes with ' that ' hashtag proving that he's still a #twat"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The irony being that he even has to ask why .", "id": "twitter_5"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Wilt Chamberlain rejects the skyhook twice in five seconds like Kareem is just some scrub . Amazing . ", "@USER plus he ’ s around 34 years old at that point"], "response": "@USER @USER Doesn't matter . Those guys weren't athletic enough to play in today's NBA , you know .", "id": "twitter_6"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I want to start something magical . I don ’ t know how we can manage it on twitter but I ’ d like to start a cascade of kind gestures that passes on . When you receive a kindness you pay it forward to 3 others and they pay it onwards too . It ’ s hard to do but I figure once your kindness ", "@USER @USER went to the trouble of posting me a book I wanted to re-read . @USER pays me compliments that make my heart swell & you , , do me the honour of nerding out on wellbeing with me in DMs . You all make my world feel more magical . Voilà", "@USER @USER @USER I saw that - such care and consideration", "@USER @USER @USER It really was . I'm packing it into my travel bag along with ' The More Beautiful World Our Hearts Know Is Possible ' . Kindness such as that leaves an impression for ever & I will endeavour to pay it forward many times over ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So , my #kindnesscascade are for communities that bring & teach me so much ! 1 . #Wellbeing 2 . 3 . 4 . 5 . ", "id": "twitter_7"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["He ’ s finished . If true this is grooming and he should be fired - end of . ", "@USER Yes Keith I agree . He should go . 😦", "@USER Looks like Cherry for leader when Sturgeon goes in the Autumn", "@USER @USER I think it will be Cherry & I suspect a certain ex EU member now MP could raise his head . He has previous and I think he may well go for it soon ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER They need to be an MSP to be FM , oh by-election . Oh , .", "id": "twitter_8"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Now students can ’ t bring stones in libraries ? Now students can ’ t play his and seek in libraries ? What kind of fascist expectations are these ? ", "@USER this one ? @USER aap to bahut logical hain . Isme logic bataiye"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER In which Constitution is it written that : 1 . Students can't hide their identity in library using handkerchief whilst cops are controlling riots 😁 2 . Students can't carry large stones to library 😅 3 . Students can't close doors using chairs & tables 🤣 #JamiaViolence", "id": "twitter_9"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["One of these things is not like the others . Hint : they made him squat in the aisle so he was visible . ", "@USER It's more diverse than the Democratic debate stage ."], "response": "@USER @USER ... he says while the GOP is overwhelmingly white and male .", "id": "twitter_10"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Christ broke religious and cultural protocol to be Love . Take the courageous steps he took with the woman at the well . When history , tradition , upbringing and prejudice whisper , \" Don't love them , \" love anyway . Authentic followers of Christ love anyway and anyhow .", "@USER Ok , you ’ re right , but how do you love someone who hates you , and wants you to not exist ? How do you love someone doesn ’ t share basic morals ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Define this way : 1 . Desiring the good of the other ; wanting them to thrive / flourish , which means they'd get free from the attitudes you mention ; 2 . Doing whatever's in your control / power to advance their good ; at least * not * wishing them ill , * not * hating them . @USER", "id": "twitter_11"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When Leaders become tormentors ! I encourage young people to step up . Young people can lead , create and innovate . @USER @USER @USER Western Sahara is not part of Morocco . Saharwis deserve their rights to self determination ", "@USER @USER @USER algeria agent , u can tweet all the fallacies you want . intelligence services around the #world know the role of algeria military dictature in #WesternSahara issue opposing #Morocco to algerian army since 1975 . U can fool ppl not serious credible & realistic govts . ", "@USER @USER @USER Let the untold story be told . Why lamenting ?", "@USER @USER @USER The untold story is unfortunately blocked by juicy oil / gas contracts signed with illegitimate algeria military dictature to detriment of algerian ppl will . If there was no oil / gas in algeria , absurd #WesternSahara #territory issue wd have finished in 1991 . #SaharaOccidental ", "@USER @USER @USER You have said it ! Morocco is occupying western Sahara because of the oils . This was registered in the madrid accord when it took a lion's share of 65 %"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Funny you ! I said that #Superpowers are silent on algeria #military #dictature abuses & violations since 1976 bcoz of oil / gas juicy contracts btw algerian army & many oil / gas companies from ... ! ", "id": "twitter_12"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["EMS faculty & staff - here is #EMSOzStudy Chapter 6 , Question # 3 . Q3 : Share an example of looking to do more .", "@USER A3 : My students who willingly pick their classmates up who are struggling with a concept WITHOUT anyone having to ask for their help . #EMSOzStudy"], "response": "@USER @USER I love this ! ! ! I have a couple who do this in my class as well .", "id": "twitter_13"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tuesdays can be a bit rubbish but I have driven to and from work with #HazellDean and #HeartFirst - the concept behind the art work is amazing and the #congas even get a mention in the sleeve notes . ( Once Again ) deserved to go ", "@USER I did my best ! I bought it on 7 \" and 12 \" , and played them until they nearly melted ! I'm commuting EVERYWHERE with the expanded Heart First this week , and having a wonderful time 😊"], "response": "@USER I loved the slow reprise on the album of #BackInMyArms and always wanted #HeartFirst rather than #NoFool ( For Love ) to be a single - I hope an expanded version of follows", "id": "twitter_14"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rush Limbaugh says he has advanced lung cancer , tells radio listeners he will miss shows for treatment . ", "@USER Sorry , folks , but if you express sympathy for Limbaugh , just remember how vile and mean he was about calling for the death of those who opposed his political views . I have no sympathy for him , and I do not have \" thoughts and prayers \" going out to him .", "@USER @USER @USER Awww ... Puddin , did he hurt your whittle feeewings ?", "@USER @USER @USER You're really straining your one working brain cell with that , aren't you ?", "@USER @USER @USER Keep going , douche . Type that vile shit you wouldn ’ t dare say to my face , you garbage human being ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Pretty limited vocabulary from the Twitter tough guys today .", "id": "twitter_15"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Nice self portrait ! You really should get braces though .", "@USER This is me , yes-your self portrait is nice I said-GOSH are you that needy that you need me to tell you twice ? Get a life , I know who I am !"], "response": "@USER Then shame on you if you know who you are and act ! Sad !", "id": "twitter_16"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Brad Pitt after winning his Oscar for best actor : “ They told me I only have 45 seconds . Which is 45 seconds more than they gave John Bolton . ”", "@USER Can you ever just be happy & keep the politics out ? Wow you really should start enjoying life ! You must go to bed with politics on your mind and wake up that way too ! ! 🤔"], "response": "@USER @USER Says the woman spending her life Tweeting at celebrities about politics ...", "id": "twitter_17"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If we ‘ re not caring about what Bernie said all the way back in the 70s , then why am I giving him credit for protesting in the 60s ? 🤔", "@USER @USER If your referring to the examiner piece , sanders \" praise \" was literally comparing Wallace to Hitler , so , yeah , I'm comfortable standing by what he wrote . ", "@USER @USER @USER Buddy I'm very tired so I'm not going to dig up the bits that are hidden between the quotation marks and clever outside commas . Do you imagine that Sanders is a nazi sympathizer ? You haven't read the article obviously , you know the examiner is right wing trash though ?", "@USER @USER @USER Chill out . Actually I did read it . And I don't have anything to hide . It's an article . Public record . I don't plan even argue about this nor attempt to change your mind . But understand , there are some things that were said that would turn off minorities . I attached the link .", "@USER @USER @USER If you're turned off by comparing George Wallace to Hitler , no , I don't understand . Seems fucky but what do I know ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 🙄 that must be it . That part . THE PERSON i responded to commented and I explained . So if you need to know anything , read that . Byeeee", "id": "twitter_18"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Trudeau : we have exhausted our capacity to engage in a positive , active way to resolve this and the onus is now on indigenous leadership to move forward on reconciliation .", "@USER Time to bring in the military , enough is enough !"], "response": "@USER @USER I know . We need gun control and the liberals need to send military in to confiscate guns too . We need martial law on this ! Because screw human rights . Right ?", "id": "twitter_19"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Made to feel very welcome by comms colleagues and everyone else I ’ ve met in my first week @USER . Thanks @USER and team !", "@USER @USER @USER Glad you had a good first week !", "@USER I do miss our overheard in Waitrose chats , you ’ ll have to keep me posted !"], "response": "@USER and a coffee and catch up at some point x", "id": "twitter_20"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Up to three times I was asked in a jovial / funny / no-harm-intended / all of them ? manner : – Ladies , in English . – Pretended not to hear . – Ladies , IN English ! – Smiled nervously . – Ladies , IN ENGLISH . I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IN SPANISH . – Tension crippling my nervous system . ", "@USER Where did this happen ? Did you get photos ? If so , pass them to me in DM and I will make this racist fucker's life hell ."], "response": "@USER Saturday in London . No photographic evidence . I didn't see it coming at all ! I am better now but I was so very much looking forward to coming back to Scotland . Last weekend it felt unsafe #LeaveALightOn", "id": "twitter_21"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Big Ben just casually strolls in to sit courtside . Number 7 is a confirmed Mountaineer . Eat shit @USER ", "@USER @USER WVU fans sit on barstools 4 at a time .", "@USER @USER @USER We ’ re waiting on information for the tourney . Let us know how we look from the couch 😂", "@USER @USER @USER 42 bowl games and you couldnt make one ? Lmao .", "@USER @USER @USER Props on beating Eastern Michigan . Still looking down the list for the last meaningful bowl game you won . I guess neither of us was alive when that happened 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Remember that time your guys won a national championship ? ... neither does pepperidge farms .", "@USER @USER @USER You must be a Cowboys fan too . 40 yEaRs AGo We Did tHe ChAmPioNsHiP . Also the last time you wanna a real bowl game 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Come on sheep ... say your catch phrase ... Cowboys ? Lmao .. quite the opposite .", "@USER @USER @USER My catch phrase ? Something along the lines of #EatShitPitt ? Or more of the #EnjoyTheNit", "@USER @USER @USER You know you were headed for \" ok boomer \" . Fuckin retard .", "@USER @USER @USER Your the Pitt fan but I ’ m the retard ? Here we go . Maybe you should just stop with the whole sports thing"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol ... read what you wrote . I think you answered YOUR own question .", "id": "twitter_22"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER That , is what yours truly , a Member , a Man who happens to be gay , who is a #Bipolar #Stoner with #Epilepsy , yet despite being a , is currently on the ,", "@USER @USER @USER with too much time on my hands , & too much love in my heart , for my , country , for my party , & for my fellow human * beings has , after many years of dreaming , dreaming , & dreaming , here , on #Insiders #Timeline #AusVotes2020", "@USER @USER @USER * Do you like that one & , it literally just popped into my head ? ' I've got #too much #time in my #hands , & in my , too much for my , too much for my Party"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER #too #much , my , & I thought it would be , ( in my best voice & ) cruel , Nation , to keep this all inside , when I simply couldn't . ", "id": "twitter_23"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The lovely , brilliant , beautiful @USER has just sent me this #Gif ... its my current favourite . I do love a Gif me ... what is your best ? #ThursdaynightTickles ... ", "@USER @USER @USER has been made into my favourite gif ! 😍 😂 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What do you type in for this ?", "id": "twitter_24"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What do @USER & @USER ( employer ) of #MartinShapland & @USER ( he's one of yours ) think about the discredit that has brought them through his vindictive & malicious public pronouncements ? I hope they have more principle than #AlistairStewart ", "@USER @USER @USER He's an embarrassment , going by these charming comments "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , and a manipulative hypocrite who plays the race card and then the victim card when the race card comes back and bites him on the bum . Happily I'm not an engineer but if I was I'd boycott & if they were silly enough not to sack him", "id": "twitter_25"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ We Will Rock You \" + \" We Are The Champions \" @USER Still not over this night ! ! Such an important cause . You can still donate over at : #FireFightAustralia #QAL2020 ", "@USER @USER February is full of historical evens : last year you guys opened the Oscars , this year you replicated Live Aid . What's in the oven for 2021 ? The Super Bowl ? ? Asking for a friend 😋 🙏 🏻"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why would the book the best rock & roll band on the Planet with the best vocalist on the Planet whose rock anthems are played at nearly every sporting event ? It just doesn't make any sense ! I have been signing petitions for years to get QAL for halftime !", "id": "twitter_26"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hasbunallahu Wa Ni'mal Wakeel 🔴 Six Russian War-planes in the Sky", "@USER The people need to be evacuated if this goes on and regime continues to proceed - may Allah forbid ! How is the situation at the Turkish borders ? ?"], "response": "@USER Horrible , chaos , last night thousands slept in the back of a pick-up on top of their belongings , other slept on the streets in lines in-front of schools . #HTS minister had a idea , one classroom for every family . ± 100 schools totals 2000 rooms , 5 % of whats needed ! !", "id": "twitter_27"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Exciting #circulareconomy developments by @USER - hoping their brilliant Revive shops will be opening in #Cornwall recycling centers soon . ", "@USER @USER Thanks @USER - St Blazey has it's own shop run by a local CIC set up by which is well worth a visit ! But we do hope to open more stores in the future .", "@USER @USER @USER That's great to hear ! We are visiting Bodmin MRF and the Cornwall Energy Recovery Plant this quarter so we look forward to hearing about these Revive stores then . It's a super initiative ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER We would to have you come #visit us we now have a #plasticfree & where we to to level", "id": "twitter_28"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Can we all acknowledge how this cursed image brought together the fractured & fighting left — the Yang Gang , Bernie Bros , Liz Lads , Klobu-chaps , Buttigieg Lords , Biden Times & the One Guy For Steyer — for an epic , united round of dunk-age ? Thank you Donald . ", "@USER Patton your an idiot and nobody cares what you or other so called celebrities have to say ."], "response": "@USER @USER Lol , someone that follows Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen claims to not care what celebrities say 🤣 🤣 🤣", "id": "twitter_29"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Typical Labour . Playing the man , not the ball . ", "@USER Typical : instead of just saying , ' I didn't know the full title of the award , thanks for that ' , she lashes out at the messenger . Does no-one in 2020 Uk * ever * admit to being wrong / realise that they've made a mistake , and put things right ? !", "@USER @USER Something so simple is so rare it's actually impressive when you see it on twitter .", "@USER @USER @USER People on the Right often are a good deal kinder to each other than people on the Left .", "@USER @USER @USER People on the right kind to people on the right . Sounds about right . #wearealrightjack #selfservatives", "@USER @USER @USER Hmm not quite so . The quite willing to debate most scenarios while the Left do not . The Left tend to name call u to embarrassment and shout you down to shut you up .", "@USER @USER @USER That's why the right ride roughshod over democracy .", "@USER @USER @USER S'what happens when you assume the opinions of millions and assign them a term based on their assumed viewpoint in relation to your own , you are both correct and both incorrect . most people are not fully left or fully right , hard to assess , so folks get tribal ... it's ' easier '"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think when younger , cant remember , I was #Left leaning . I am much older now , n a dinky , not knowing \" what \" I am until I took a survey 2 yrs ago . Apparently I am leaning . I got me hubby to explain what #Corbyn stood for n I get it n I agree but I think he did it badly .", "id": "twitter_30"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Democrats really gonna nominate a 78 year old white socialist who recently had a heart attack ? Really ...", "@USER @USER 1 ) Don't play the age card . 2 ) It is democratic socialism . 3 ) Heart Attack is a non-issue specially if he has the right VP", "@USER @USER @USER Then why not just run the VP ?", "@USER @USER @USER Bernie Sanders for Senate Majority Leader 2020", "@USER @USER @USER Only if Tulsi is the Prez ... Next to Tulsi , it has to be Bernie .. no one else comes even close as the nominee choice for me"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I could handle Gabbard / Sanders . Bernie makes good insurance and if Tulsi could get out from under the party parrot barf she'd likely set the world on fire . Too bad they're trying to undermine her for old white men . Oh wait ...", "id": "twitter_31"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Stephen Joyce , the boy who became guardian of his grandfather ’ s legacy Katherine McSharry / @USER via @USER #StephenJoyce #EccePuer #SolangeRaytchineJoyce @USER", "@USER @USER @USER ↑ In Memoriam Stephen Joyce and Solange Raytchine Joyce Photo by Patrice Picot . In Cato , ‛ Joyce Images ’ , ( p . 110 ) . , 1994 . Solange with her husband Stephen ; she wears the “ love is unhappy when love is away ” necklace #JamesJoyce had especially made in 1909 for Nora . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER ↑ On the “ love is unhappy when love is away ” necklace , see JJ , Ellmann , p . 288 , , 1982 . #JamesJoyce #NoraBarnacle", "id": "twitter_32"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Tried to purchase an Apple Watch Series 4 ( shipping to US ) from your website . Had to ' try ' to purchase 4 options - all listed available on website - but when I finally paid , were unavailable . Such a hassle to use your website , and feeling utterly cheated .", "@USER @USER @USER This is , in a way , playing with customer expectations . Will have to think 5 times before I look at BestBuy for deals . It also feels like you are aiming to give a perception of good deals , but dont have them . Please don't lie to customers - never works ."], "response": "@USER @USER Hey @USER - Please read above messages to see what are up to with your products . I don't think would have done this . #NotCool #BEstBuy", "id": "twitter_33"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["They make their living off of public money , they're thieves . They make their living off of private money , they're whores . Why are you so desperate to hate them ? ", "@USER Nothing to do with race .", "@USER @USER Hi Barry . I'm not white and can see Morgan has a degree of personal animus towards Markle . Can you show me where he has mentioned her race in a negative way ? Thanks in advance .", "@USER @USER I'm surprised someone not white would think racism requires a specific mention of race . Could you perhaps explain why he , along with most of the tabloid population seems to love Kate but hate Meghan ?", "@USER @USER @USER Perhaps you as a white person can explain how you can tell a non white person what racism is ?", "@USER @USER @USER Perhaps you can explain why I can't ? Are you telling me a white person who studies sociology , anthropology etc . could still never understand racism as well as someone non-white ? There's a big difference between understanding something and experiencing something .", "@USER @USER @USER That's what the liberals keep telling us ! ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You realise you just basically told me my opinion is invalid because of my race . See , I do know what racism is .", "id": "twitter_34"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s no secret that this president has routinely targeted religious and ethnic minorities . He has fanned the flames of hate against refugees , Muslims , Africans , immigrants , women and all racial and religious minorities .", "He is routinely and openly hostile to any legitimate Congressional oversight . He has made clear his wanton corruption by soliciting a bribe from a foreign government for his personal political gain .", "His partisans in the Senate are placing their personal interests ahead of the country by blocking a fair trial on his conduct .", "This impeached president is not legitimate .", "I am attending tonight ’ s address not to confer any legitimacy on his actions , his statements , or his presidency . I am attending on behalf of all of those targeted by this President to say , ‘ We are greater than hate . ’ My presence tonight is resistance ."], "response": "@USER Yassss queen , you ’ re so brave and bold .", "id": "twitter_35"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["You call it dancing and entertainment . I call it what it is : softcore porn Our society is really crumbling . #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIV #HalftimeShow", "@USER More disgusting is Kids in Cages"], "response": "@USER @USER Ya their parents should follow the laws . I agree", "id": "twitter_36"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["After much deliberation I ’ m supporting @USER for President in the primaries . I think she ’ s pragmatic and responsible and will work hard to get things done .", "@USER @USER @USER Um , stop the presses . Hollywood personality gets political ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I couldn ’ t agree more ... it ’ s astounding that a US citizen would publicly voice their choice of candidate !", "id": "twitter_37"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In breaking news Connor McDavid suffered a bruise during a game of hockey .. * eyeroll ", "@USER Why the eyeroll ? This is the knee he worked 6 months to rehabilitate ?", "@USER Haha omg . How many months ago was that ? Every time that he gets touched is there going to be an article on it ? It's ridiculous .", "@USER Obviously you've never had any type of knee injury ... once you have has any sort of injury of that type , you are succeptable to it again .", "@USER @USER Why wouldn ’ t I ? McDavid has a small bruise on his knee which didn ’ t take him out the game and yet they made an entire article about to", "@USER @USER Because it's the same knee he had to rehab . It is pretty worrisome , knee injuries are very easily reoccurring .", "@USER @USER His knee was 1000 % healed back to normal . It ’ s not like his knee never got back to the way it was before . When an injury is fully healed , it doesn ’ t make you more susceptible to happen again ( unless it ’ s concussions )", "@USER @USER @USER evidence suggest that remodeled collagen fibrils are not packed as densely as in normal ligaments and the remodeled tissue contains materials other than collagen , such as blood vessels , fat cells , and inflammatory cell pockets which contribute to weakness . ", "@USER @USER @USER But he can still skate faster than almost everyone right ... So the journal of prolotherapy ( fun read ! ) Can get fucked . McDavid is whiner . Sportsnet are oiler homers and oiler fans are whiner aplogists . #bruisesarelikecanceralmost ! #oilerlogic"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The guy whining about an article on Sportsnet is now calling people whiners , while whining about others defending McDavid .", "id": "twitter_38"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Things were much better when politics were private . We went from a bumper sticker or a sign in a yard every four years to be bombarded with uninformed opinions on both sides everyday on social media . It ’ s gross .", "@USER @USER @USER Everything changed in 2000 with Gore / Bush . When Gore conceded , and went back on his concession and we had the \" selected not elected \" mantra - everything about our political discourse changed forever .", "@USER @USER @USER That was definitely the seed that started it , but social media has mutated it into a monster we can ’ t get back into the cage ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , the advent of social media hit around the same time . It doesn't help , but social media has ruined a lot of our social constructs - not just politics . Still , we enjoy the freedom to debate and discuss policy and ethics and choose our representatives and that is -", "id": "twitter_39"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Great to see my friend and colleague @USER at the dispatch box dispelling the misinformation and scaremongering from Labour about Universal Credit . ", "@USER @USER time to be embarrassed by your 800,000 #neet then eh willy ... cos #UniversalCredit sure isn't helping them , when the figures keep on going up every year ...", "@USER @USER @USER There ’ s many factors to why people my age and around my age aren ’ t in work previously people could get jobs with little to no qualifications that ’ s now the opposite the way a lot of working class children are socialised is that education is not important there ’ s lots of", "@USER @USER @USER Pre existing societal factors that affect this . I don ’ t see why if I didn ’ t work hard and couldn ’ t get a job me claiming benefits would be fair when I had the chance to work hard and not need too .", "@USER @USER @USER well you won't be claiming them will you sebastian when they vote against you getting them and don't let you challenge their decisions either ... , leading to #poverty , its not about working hard , its about not getting outsourced "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER is this too then sebastian ? or have you swallowed the #Conservatives claptrap too much to understand the repercussions of your neoliberal thinking ?", "id": "twitter_40"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Call me old fashioned but I was raised to serve my man I was taught to cook for him clean for him stay home raise the kids do his laundry and to take care of his every need . NEVER make him suffer BE HIS PEACE . ", "@USER And he will still cheat , cause all you wanna do is stay home .", "@USER @USER Tell me why 148 people like this . Yall happy or sad with me"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Possibly most of the 148 got the joke . A few in there might ’ ve thought she was serious .", "id": "twitter_41"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER and now I am able to RETWEET again \" Oh shut up Darren and for f # # k sake and just ... \" 🙏 💚 💚 🙏", "@USER Just got notified for this this am ! ! Yay I ’ m glad your good ! !"], "response": "@USER Thank you . Like you I sometimes take a break from Twitter . Facebook I have deactivated but the Julian way .", "id": "twitter_42"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Nevada caucuses are tomorrow and one of the most important things you can do to help our campaign win is make calls to voters . Let's win this together . ", "@USER Why don ’ t you call Putin and tell him to stay out of our election on your behalf"], "response": "@USER @USER C'mon now . As per Bernie , It's not Bernie's responsibility who is campaigning and trying to get him elected , be it toxic online supporters who are attacking everyone or , I guess now , Russia .", "id": "twitter_43"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 4Wola Thank you Jeff 💖 💖 I will added to your already fabulous list some I ’ ve missed earlier ", "@USER @USER @USER 4Wola Thank you Shenae , sorry I ’ ve been away most of the week . I will add ", "@USER @USER @USER 4Wola Thank you for adding me I will add "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 4Wola Thank you for putting me at the top of your #AwesomeList I ’ m very honored I wish all your incredible #AwesomeFriends an day ", "id": "twitter_44"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It's unfair to Arizona voters to have outside groups dismantle the integrity of our elections . Today's filing is the first step in seeking a full review and decision from the Supreme Court . We just filed a stay in AZ ballot harvesting case . ", "@USER 🌵 🇺 🇸 🙌 🙌 Needs to be done ... Keep Fraud Down The stakes are even more so high now . Thank you Arizona @USER @USER"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That would require the to have integrity and honesty and that's not gonna happen . #GOPCorruptionOverCountry ", "id": "twitter_45"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I entered #mentalhealth system years ago naive to wicked potential of mankind . I was assaulted , sworn at & humiliated for over 1 year . I was threatened to be put in a group home for rest of my live . #God saw their viciousness . #God heard my plea . freed me forever going forward", "@USER Amen brother 🙏 😣 dont worry , we dont belong here anyway ."], "response": "@USER May today be the DAY we ALL exchange a life of much worry for a life based in #Christ #Jesus ' Spirit of eternal for ALL . May we ALL receive in ' message of goodwill for ALL . May we ALL come to realize much better days are ahead Ezek . 36:26 ", "id": "twitter_46"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Heh . You assumed your intellect was so superior to mine that you didn't even realize I was joking ! You thought I really believed Guam had tipped over . I bet this isn't the first time you've made that cringey mistake .", "@USER @USER @USER No . I thought you didn't realize Kansas city was in Kansas , too ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Huh . That's twice you've totally missed the joke because of your superiority complex . Your need to look down on people is probably costing you a lot of laughter in your life .", "id": "twitter_47"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Grace Blakeley : What I would've said to Iain Dale if he hadn't stormed out on TV ", "@USER AND WHAT WAS THE CAUSE OF AUSTERITY ? GORDON BROWN BEQUEATHED A £ 160BILLION YEARLY OVERSPEND / DEFICIT THAT ALONG WITH THEIR NAT DEBT WAS COSTING THE TAXPAYER £ 50BILLION A YEAR IN DEBT INTEREST . THANK GORDON BROWN FOR CORRECTIVE AUSTERITY ."], "response": "@USER @USER Surely your wrong ! It's all Boris Johnsons fault ! We wouldn't be in this mess if Labour had won the election .", "id": "twitter_48"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["As you celebrate #Winterlude in #Ottawa , you may notice some new “ stained glass windows ” on @USER ! They are inspired by the stained glass windows found in the #HoC Chamber located in . ", "The Chamber windows were conceived in 1967 by Dominion Sculptor Eleanor Milne and stained glass artist Russell Goodman for Canada ’ s Centennial . The windows were designed and decorated with the provincial and territorial floral emblems . ", "Stained glass windows on the west-facing wall in the #HoC Chamber have already been removed , restored and stored until they can be safely reinstalled . Those remaining will also be restored as part of the #CentreBlock restoration and modernization . ", "We are working in partnership with @USER and partners to revitalize @USER . We ’ ve beautified the street with a touch of colour for #Winterlude visitors to enjoy ! "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m so proud of my team ! So excited to take my kid tomorrow", "id": "twitter_49"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#StarTrekPicard + #Grammys = a record-breaking month for @USER . The streaming service brought in a record number of signups and streams in January and has more must-watch programming planned for 2020 . Learn more via @USER . ", "@USER @USER @USER I am sure it was mostly due to the Grammys because its the Grammys . Just like the \" record \" breaking month for Discovery was due to the Super Bowl . Show us your REAL numbers not inflated ones with Showtime attached .", "@USER @USER @USER That's what I was just thinking . No real numbers . As in , how many signups for All Access alone ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I hope you all know that you also can break negative records as in \" in January more people unsubscribed that subscribed \" or \" in January we got more hate for Trek than ever before \" are technically all record breaking things !", "id": "twitter_50"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["AND SO IT BEGINS . #TheNaughtyFox and #ifweveneverbeentothemoon have officially hit the road ! 10 long months of planning , 3 funding applications , a month of rehearsals , 1 giant projection screen , 50 billion revamps of the budget , a lifetime of Skype meetings , 1 pulmonary embolism ", "and a surprise stay in Chile , and it is finally happening ! The last two weeks have certainly been a challenge but the incredible show team have rallied and I am now even more proud of the project than ever before . To still have not 1 , not 2 , but 3 shows going out nationally", "( to some fantastic venues ) under these circumstances is an enormous achievement . Thank you again to all of our supporters . To @USER @USER @USER To and the Natwest Back Her Business Team , who yesterday confirmed we have", "@USER @USER @USER successfully qualified for their match funding ! ! And to everyone who has supported the project with donations , publicity and advice . We wouldn't be where we are without you . If you had told me a year ago that I would one day be running my own production company and that this", "@USER @USER @USER would be my pilot project , I would have laughed in your face . So here's to the next 9 weeks , be prepared for crazy tour spam from here on out . First stop , , we can't wait to see you !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Feeling accomplished and excited from the other side of the world 💪 #producerlife #touring", "id": "twitter_51"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Reservoir's #SuperBowl Wrap-Up Part One : @USER wowed the crowd with catalog cut #Empire co-written by @USER during her ✨ dazzling ✨ #HalftimeShow2020 performance 🏈 Watch : ", "@USER @USER Reservoir's #SuperBowl Wrap-Up Part Two : Break out the tissues ! @USER debuted their new tearjerker ad spot #Loretta , featuring the co-written #SaySomething by & 😭 🏈 Watch : "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Reservoir's #SuperBowl Wrap-Up Part Three : ' s witty new ad spot with & ' What did we do before #Alexa ? ' brings the party with catalog cut by 🎉 🏈 Watch : ", "id": "twitter_52"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t expect the world to act like the church , but our country has had a sense of moral decency on prime time TV in order to protect children . We see that disappearing before our eyes . It was demonstrated in tonight ‘ s @USER #SuperBowl Halftime Show — w / millions of kids watching .", "@USER @USER @USER While two women girate on stage , countless women are victims of #HumanTrafficking . Feminism is double-minded . We can do better for all women & our girls . Not to mention our sons as we try raising them to respect the former ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER How in hades are our boys supposed to learn respect for women if our society celebrates women who make a living by wildly thrusting their vaginas into tv cameras , and simulating sex onstage ? I can ’ t respect that . It ’ s degrading .", "id": "twitter_53"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The normalization of widespread longterm singleness is a bigger threat to society than the Coronavirus .", "@USER You might want to check out what St . Paul says about that . Also , Jesus promoted singleness as well ."], "response": "@USER @USER No no no You don't understand , Jesus isnt as important as this tweet", "id": "twitter_54"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I think it ’ s time we all take a deep breath surrounding #coronavirus , which is unlikely to affect anyone outside China or w / o recent contact w those from China . But don ’ t take too deep a breath - influenza ( the REAL threat ) is still spiking & affecting thousands #WednesdayWisdom ", "@USER Unlikely to affect anyone outside China or w / o recent contact w those from China . "], "response": "@USER @USER Don't you dare go bringing facts to this discussion !", "id": "twitter_55"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["His profile bio actually includes ' Let ’ s make Britain Great again 🇬 🇧 🇬 🇧 🇬 One of the 17.4 #Brexiteer ' ", "@USER Go to India , 2 hours and missing connecting flights is standard 🤦"], "response": "@USER @USER There you go then I said something that someone else had already said Without knowing they'd said it #Satire One of those other things ?", "id": "twitter_56"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER ok , i understand that you release updates in IEMI batches , makes sense , but how long does it take to go through the list , my wifes p30 got her update the day it was released , im still waiting for it on my p30 pro , do you wait until an entire batch is done b4 next", "@USER Hello , Mike . Thank you for getting in contact . Please drop us a DM , so we have a bigger room to chat . See you there ! 😃 - G . I .", "@USER @USER My update I had been told by @USER to be Jan 15 . Then I was ' advised ' that it wasn't going to be available at that time ! Nice phone and all , but the battery seems to run down quicker than my wifes S10 + I hopeful that the newer EMUI 10 will help this !", "@USER Hello , K . Feel free to reach us by dropping a DM for any concerns about your Huawei device . We are here for you ! 😃 - G . I ."], "response": "@USER in that @USER @USER and misrepresented themselves when I had the questions when I was deciding whether or not to buy the #GalaxyS10plus or the #P30Pro by with it's awesome taken by my P30 Pro 50x zoom ", "id": "twitter_57"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I wonder how many colleagues we can get doing this @USER #signoftheweek @USER as we continue to raise awareness of #totalcommunication 👐 🏼 Fabulous stuff from Suzanne @USER #stuckinmyhead 😄 ", "@USER @USER @USER Yaaaas ! ! C ’ mon ! Wanna see a big bunch of you doing this - it ’ ll take 5 mins - go for it ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER one to add to our #singandsign session - I mean it fits with the theme #chocolate 😬 😊 🍫 ♥ ️", "id": "twitter_58"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Nothing will stave off eventual death . By definition , healthcare fails eventually . Because , well , we are living organisms .", "@USER @USER @USER In fairness to we should openly acknowledge the fact that 100 % of people taking pharmaceuticals will eventually die from things ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right ? Stop delaying the inevitable , just close all the hospitals now .", "id": "twitter_59"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Introducing the new ThinkPad P Series Portfolio ft . the world ’ s most powerful 15 ” #mobile workstation . Packed with @USER graphics & @USER processors , these ThinkPads meet the needs of power & portability so innovation can happen anywhere . ", "@USER @USER @USER The Lenovo i5 vpro is the most useless laptop I have ever used . I did not use it for even a month . Didn't play game with it , it didn't fall , the screen just went blank . I took it to repairs shop only for me to be told the there is a fault . With the motherboard ! ! . Absurd .", "@USER @USER @USER I've had similar problems with my p71 . Awful machines . Worse support . Sorry brother <3", "@USER @USER @USER Lenovo is really trash . I was using the Lenovo flex before . The mother board just got fried . I blamed myself because I was playing Fifa game on it . I got this one and it just went blank after a month and some weeks . The machines is still here . Anytime I look at it I cry .", "@USER @USER @USER I spent 3k on my p71 for video editing.Died 2 weeks out of the box . Warranty repair took over 2 months . Its died twice more since then . Now the authorized service centre told me the trackpad which is no longer working cant even be fixed . So now I have a $ 3000 keyboard and screen", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry about that . I ’ m in Ghana and can ’ t even get an accredited service center to look for it . Repair guys simply can ’ t figure out what ’ s wrong with it . Someone told me the BIOS has expired . Still wondering what that means"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER At least let's look on the bright side . The Think brand is revolutionizing customer service by providing the exact same quality and service to people in Canada as in Ghana . Thanks ! !", "id": "twitter_60"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I would like to express my deepest condolences to the family and friends of the two officers as well as the entire Honolulu Police Department . This is an unprecedented tragedy for not only the City and County of Honolulu but the entire state of Hawai ’ i .", "@USER When you threaten , harass and intimidate a mentally ill senior citizen instead of offering help and expressing an iota of compassion what do you expect ? Seems like karma played out well here . Good riddance"], "response": "@USER @USER I m fr #Honolulu , actually #EwaBeach This really a shocking #frightening , devastating very : society n is precious I have 2say , we need 2keep order even though they almost killed me twice lock me in solitary jail IDK even why : I've Never broken any ", "id": "twitter_61"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Went to bed at nearly 4am and woke up with a headache ? Must be a coincidence .", "@USER Make sure to stay ( overly ) well-hydrated , eat light and keep taking short movement-breaks during the day ! Out of personal experience ; weird sleep makes me feel heavy , sad and down on myself , so those are little things I'd recommend so you don't have to feel that way .", "@USER Maybe unnecessary but hey , whatever helps 😊", "@USER Oh yeah , it's not actually a coincidence , haha . I was playing games until my eyes were straining because I don't have glasses right now and the headache is definitely a result . Today is just a chill day anyway though ."], "response": "@USER I do the exact same thing ... too many times a week ( with classes bc I'm blind otherwise ) xD but I actually went to bed before 3am last night so", "id": "twitter_62"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I have long admired Mitt Romney , but never more than today . What an honorable man . ", "@USER I wish you had stuck around to join him in this vote"], "response": "@USER @USER Seriously , we would have probably had witnesses too . #fail #forgottostandforsomething", "id": "twitter_63"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["There should be consequences for sanctuary states that issue driver licenses to illegal aliens or that defy federal immigration law . My bill will cut off federal funds to lawless sanctuary jurisdictions harboring criminal aliens and terrorists . ", "@USER @USER Not only regular class ( c ) but also they should be consequences for states giving class A CDL and not following CFR 391.11 FMCSA wants to know what is causing more fatality's on our hwy's & destruction to our infrastructure well their it is ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right , because white American citizens are perfect drivers and never cause accidents or fatalities . #givemeabreak What are your sources ? As in plural and unbiased .", "id": "twitter_64"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER We ’ re not watching the same show 😒 😒 😒", "@USER @USER @USER It might not have popped . But , I love salsa music , dancing to salsa and both of them . This pays homage to - the Miami culture .", "@USER @USER @USER I was expecting a unifying show . It just didn ’ t do it for me . Sorry !", "@USER @USER @USER I will say I did like seeing J Lo bring on her daughter . That was cute"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER lol . But , they have to change up the show sometimes . It wasn ’ t the worst . 😂", "id": "twitter_65"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Daily Debate : If Twilight Princess HD comes to the Switch , then what improvements would you like to see ? Let us know here : ", "@USER Nothing , leave my favourite game as it is :)", "@USER @USER Yes . Make link half cover his hands with his shield when attacking ! His poor fingers would get ruined as his sword is not a basket hilt type but a cruciform guard hand and a half sword ! Also reee when he attacks his shield straight up swings to the side when it should be infront"], "response": "@USER @USER This goes for most 3d zelda titles too . The heros shade is the only Link I have observed that doesn't have these bad habits 😂 😂", "id": "twitter_66"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So proud of my longtime friend from Michigan who spoke the truth last night at the Bernie rally in Clive , Iowa . The audience booed Hillary , then somebody tried to shoosh them , and #Rashida said don ’ t shoosh them — boo Hillary and anyone else who doesn ’ t speak the truth . ", "@USER @USER This is a really bad look . I love you both , but this is not the way to do this . It ’ s actually counterproductive to building an inclusive coalition and makes you look as petty as you are claiming Hillary to be ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Funny , they want to boo those who don ’ t tell the truth , but hillary told the truth .", "id": "twitter_67"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Anyone under 30k #followers ? It's #HelpingHands #Wednesday ! Post a and say Hi , your neighbors , and ReTweet . Anyone over 30K , help them out by following and RT ! ", "@USER Hi everyone I hope everyone is having an day "], "response": "@USER @USER Thank you Michelle @USER I hope are having an day I also think is awesome for always hosting this maybe I should do something similar and host an #AwesomeLift every day that sounds like fun ", "id": "twitter_68"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I fwy on that music tip lets work ! !", "@USER I don ’ t rap no more"], "response": "@USER Well damn . I respect it though . ✊ 🏾", "id": "twitter_69"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This truck driver is my hero . ", "@USER Exactly how they should be treated", "@USER @USER For actually giving a shit about suffering animals ? ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I wish you cared as much about animals as you did the plants you are killing ! How dare you !", "id": "twitter_70"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Now we are out of the European Union , those who wanted it are still angry They just don ’ t know why anymore", "@USER For those who are still angry , they never voted for anything else but the below . #Facts #Racists #FarRight ", "@USER @USER We have to ensure each individual is seen for the bad they are as a person . Not everyone is a racist like him in the UK . My mother voted conservative as she always has . NOT because of immigration . I ’ m sure a lot of older conservatives have also been ‘ tangled up ’ in this mess too ."], "response": "@USER @USER Agree 100 % . Not all who voted Brexit are racist , I know a few within our community who voted leave but not for that reason ! We need to stand up to this vulgarity together 👍 🏽 #BritainForAll", "id": "twitter_71"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Stalker # 5 just told me that he has blocked all of my friends . He's doing this so that he can isolate me from my friends because he's an abuser . He knows that I'm afriad . He's vile .", "@USER I ’ ve got them all blocked and so far none of them have blocked me back . So I can keep reporting them , and I do . Assholes .", "@USER Nick even has a Tweet up on his feed bragging he ’ s “ unsuspendable ” because he blocked Twitter itself ? Like what the fuck ?", "@USER @USER So , the tweet says he is stupid , then ? ?", "@USER @USER Somehow he saw that Tweet because he finally blocked me . I got in a few more reports before he did though . Not much they could get me suspended for , though . Joke ’ s on them .", "@USER @USER He ’ s already lost at least one account . Erica , I ’ m not even sure how this all began . I kind of stumbled onto the whole thing in the middle , but it ’ s obvious even to me that Jay and Nick and a couple of others are all insanely guilty of exactly what they accuse you of doing .", "@USER @USER They have been stalking me everyday since mid December . They started stalking me for defending one of my friends on her thread . They want to silence women that challenge them . John and nick met on one of my threads and became friends . They enjoy harassing women . It's sick ."], "response": "@USER @USER But but but how COULD you ? ! Defending your friends , being a good person , not being silenced by abusive narcissists , well no wonder you ’ re being stalked ! I ’ d almost have to say you were asking for it !", "id": "twitter_72"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The best wrestler in the world , folks . ", "@USER Don ’ t you usually stay in character when you post online ? ? ? In either case , thanks for the high praise , Jim . Made my day . BTW , you gonna be at C2E2 again this year ? Maybe you ’ ll move a few items and actually be allowed in the green room this year . I ’ ll put in a good word . 👍", "@USER @USER When you go down on RIho , does she taste like Miso ?", "@USER @USER Good to know all of Jim ’ s mouth breather followers have absolutely 0 class .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm a fan of Cornette , but this guy doesn't represent me at all . That was a distasteful comment .", "@USER @USER @USER I personally think Miso is very tasty ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I personally think Faith No More is them Mr Bungle", "id": "twitter_73"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER True , some even changed their surnames from that of their origin into Portuguese ! I know a lot .", "@USER @USER @USER I also know a lot . Portuguese also killed our relatives", "@USER @USER @USER By following the blood line of our King ... we will find them ...", "@USER @USER @USER Politics have taught us to be greedy when it comes to power That will be a difficult test Once heard they ’ re up to that looking for our “ king ” Guess what The Lubisi ’ s wanted in 😂 😂 Lubisi is not even close to our clan", "@USER @USER @USER Lol Atleast the Chauke people . But we need one coz their is still a lot we need a king to fix", "@USER @USER @USER The interesting part of this topic is that in Mozambique not only the Rhonga clan were conquered by Soshangane but also the Ndau clan !", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 The funny part is Sochangani won the fight not the war Those he left behind now speak half of all Mix masala 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You find lots of Ndau people speaking this mix masala of language forgetting their roots !", "id": "twitter_74"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Zack Kassian : \" To me those are two dangerous hits . \" Darnel Nurse : ", "@USER Sounds like the Oilers are occupying a lot of your thoughts ..."], "response": "@USER nope just pointing out the irony Quick tip for you tho .. before you say something like that maybe go back thru your own feed 😉 Ive tweeted 3 times about them in forever . YOU on the other hand seem pretty obsessed with the #Flames #RentFree 😂 ", "id": "twitter_75"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS . He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he ’ s joining them now . He ’ s now officially a member of the resistance & should be expelled from the @USER .", "@USER @USER So your view is that anyone who stands on principle over party shouldn ’ t be part of gop ? That sure says a lot about the gop ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER They are Trumpublicans . The living dead . Rotting flesh in a formerly human skeleton . Scary ... and they walk among us , consuming the decency and majesty of the U . S . Constitution .", "id": "twitter_76"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chinese Goverment is hiding the truth about #coronavirus deaths and confirmed cases are way more then they say .. If this true then its biggest theat to every human being on earth ... #coronavirus #wuhan ", "@USER @USER Getting a bit hysterical . There is no way there could be that many confirmed cases . Not enough tests and medical personnel . And the number of people in crematoriums would be huge at any time in China and even higher with all the healthcare system disruption ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , there ’ s no way China would lie .", "id": "twitter_77"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Considering applying for #HALT I'd love to hear about the benefits / positives it brings , other than more $ , from those who've been successful please ? #aussieEd #aitsl", "@USER I'm not getting any convincing signs that it's worth the trouble or cost 🤔"], "response": "@USER @USER There's plenty of Anointed Ones around who will gush that it's amazing PD and reflection etc , but I'm more convinced that the time spent box-ticking will take away from my quality as a teacher ( Ping @USER , excellent #TeachersTalkingTeaching ep on this ! )", "id": "twitter_78"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Its almost 2 months now I've not received the referral points , now this will be my last referral . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER Our sincere apologies for the inconvenience you had to face , we request you to send us a direct message so that we can assist you and provide you with the right resolution . ", "@USER I have already sent private DM twice , its been more than 1 month now ? This is how you reward your consumers ?", "@USER We certainly understand your concern , we want to get this sorted for you at the earliest . Please check the direct message which we have sent and kindly revert back .", "@USER Still you haven't given me my points , really disappointing @USER", "@USER We certainly understand your concern . We have sent you a direct message , request you to check for the same .", "@USER I request u to plz add the points asap so that i can use them in Amazon sale , its been more than 2 months now @USER", "@USER @USER @USER what is wrong ? Its more than 1.5 mnths now , why aren't you adding my referral points ?", "@USER That was not supposed to have happened . This is certainly not how we intend to serve you . We have sent you a direct message please check . "], "response": "@USER But this is happening again and again , have provided the same info again but still you guys have are not adding the points , just look this thread of tweets , the DM are more than this @USER @USER", "id": "twitter_79"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The kind of moderate you ideally want is someone who won elections and governed as the locally-progressive option in a conservative place ( Steve Bullock ) not someone who won & governed as the locally-conservative person in a progressive place .", "@USER Electability is very hard to determine . Looking at past elections where a Dem won . They were all young , considered inexperienced , and called for a generational change . The leader of pledged delegates in the race is one such candidate .", "@USER @USER No he's not . Be serious . He's young and inexperienced but definitely NOT calling for \" generational change . \"", "@USER @USER Yes he is . He wants to fix the democracy that's broken . The courts . Who else is calling for that ? no one .", "@USER @USER Again : Be serious . Literally all of the Democratic candidates have policy positions with respect to the courts . That's not \" generational change , \" that's just politics as usual . For * radical * proposals , look to Sanders and Warren : "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But he ’ s calling for deficit reduction . Surely nobody has ever done that before . #NeverPete", "id": "twitter_80"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Narayana Murthy touching Ratan Tata's feet the \" Biggest moment in corporate history . Thanks to two legend who added grace to #TouchFeet Culture of the nation . ", "@USER @USER @USER #TouchingFeet tradition appeared only #Modi came to power ! Is not it ? Hahaha ... Rather than touching feet and appreciating each other , both should have think of raising few more 1000 jobs in #ITSector ... That wd hav been best gesture .", "@USER @USER @USER Mr Suryodoya , where did Modi come in between ? Neither I mentioned his name in my post nor tagged in !", "@USER @USER @USER These are frustrated stupids . They can ’ t see or appreciate anything good in life just because they hate someone out of jealousy ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Are u frustrated ? When few ppl r habituated of doing #Chaplusi , they talk such #Rubbish I have no word for u . Sorry , My friend from , don't talk such things . U r away from realities .", "id": "twitter_81"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Next stop : Ethiopia . Focus of the trip : economic opportunities , climate change , global security , gender equality - stay tuned for updates from Ethiopia , Senegal , and Germany .", "@USER Time to get a handle on your #shitshow in BC . Time to show our first peoples a little love . #Wetsuweten"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not \" our \" First Peoples but totally with you on the rest of it . #shitshow #WetsuwetenStrong", "id": "twitter_82"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How long did it take for the mask to slip ? An hour ? Two ? ", "@USER Cmon lads he ’ s explained his stance . Mountain and molehill come to mind", "@USER @USER Cmon Eimear tell that to these two . And their parents . ", "@USER @USER We could be here all night Aisling with pictures for both sides . Time to focus on government formations .", "@USER @USER Not good enough Eimear . You ’ re flippancy was distasteful and you don ’ t like being shown up . ‘ Whataboutism ’ is your comeback . Really ?", "@USER @USER @USER You might want to add photos of the people all ff / fg policies that led people to homeless and then death , and suicide my love", "@USER @USER @USER You might want to take a morality check if you ’ re comparing deliberately blowing up children to failed mental health services . What rock did you crawl out from under ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You wouldn ’ t have that flag to stick on your profile without the shinners and like minded people", "id": "twitter_83"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When Red Sox fans think of Mookie Betts , they will think of this at-bat . It was the defining moment of the winningest season in Red Sox history . ", "@USER Crazy to think the season with the most wins in Red Sox history has a big fat asterisk next to it"], "response": "@USER @USER Here ’ s Lee jumping back and forth to both sides of the argument . Thinks it wasn ’ t a big deal at all yet his talking point and main argument . Let ’ s see if this man can pick a side and stick to it ", "id": "twitter_84"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["🌸 February Schedule ! 🌺 - I will be taking the 13th ( Thurs ) , and 14th ( Fri ) off so I will make it up by streaming on the 12th ( Weds ) ! 💘 ", "@USER Not tonight ! I am taking Wednesdays off ! You'll see me tomorrow though ! !"], "response": "@USER oh , i thought it was Thursday makes sense now lol", "id": "twitter_85"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wowwwwww my account got suspended but why are the haters celebrating ? I tweeted 3 minutes AFTER I noticed GfromWhoaTV was suspended . Lmaooooooo .", "@USER Oh this is your back up account , I'm happy you are still here G , fuck the haters as Tyson Fury says , they are a bunch of DOSSERS "], "response": "@USER you know me ... Still here , Still tweeting , Still laughing . #MMATwitter @USER ", "id": "twitter_86"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I'm so glad to see not everyone is nuts and can actually see this for what it is ! Thank you Australia ! If you want to follow me , I do follow back . ", "@USER @USER OMG Australian journalist understand American politics better than 99.9 % of Americans journalists . Thank you !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER a pleasure . we were a Continent with many Convicts a long time ago . We can easily identify them Have a Great Weekend ... and in True Australian Slang \" Good on ya \" 🇦 🇺 🇺 🇸 Q", "id": "twitter_87"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS . He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he ’ s joining them now . He ’ s now officially a member of the resistance & should be expelled from the @USER .", "@USER @USER Who are you to decide who should be in the Republican party ? You are no one . Senator Romney has more class in his little finger than you and your Father out together"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Poor Junior . Getting on his authoritarian Dictator ’ s son role . Doesn ’ t work in our Democracy , Donny . More irrelevant every day .", "id": "twitter_88"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Nevada , I hear you on Yucca Mountain and my Administration will RESPECT you ! Congress and previous Administrations have long failed to find lasting solutions – my Administration is committed to exploring innovative approaches – I ’ m confident we can get it done !", "@USER Maybe Space Force could store spent nuclear fuel on the moon 🚀 🤔"], "response": "@USER For the record , because #TrumpIsAMoron that was 💀 💥", "id": "twitter_89"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Details emerge about Carlos Beltrán ’ s role in the 2017 Astros clubhouse and the team ’ s sign-stealing scheme . Story with @USER and @USER : ", "@USER @USER @USER Someone in the Angels organization may have killed someone and we're still investigating this ?", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m guessing they didn ’ t rob YOUR team of a title"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes . Cause many unknowns die of OD ’ s daily . It ’ s not every year you can cheat the Sox , Yanks and Doyers out of a title .", "id": "twitter_90"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Anna . I love #WonderWomanWednesday Adding ", "@USER @USER @USER Love it ! Thanks for thinking of me on #WonderWomanWednesday , Julie . ", "@USER @USER @USER Always wanted to be a #WonderWoman Joanne - #WonderWomanWednesday "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER We gotta chat again - soon . ya girl :)", "id": "twitter_91"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This fight to save our democracy is an uphill battle . But our campaign is built for the long haul , and we are just getting started . Because if we have the hope that comes with dreaming big — if we have the courage to fight hard — we are going to win ! ", "@USER Stop telling Warren to step aside . Stop telling women they can ’ t win . Focus on getting the 2 most progressive candidates to the finish line . That ’ s both Sanders and Warren . Unity ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , with only two states and a tiny percentage of the population having voted , she MUST throw in the towel .", "id": "twitter_92"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Mmmm coming from That ’ s a bit rich .", "@USER @USER @USER Morning Gary Don ’ t rise to him . I nearly did But the answer is so simple I thought if he doesn ’ t already know Then let him find out for himself !", "@USER @USER @USER You going to try and tell me about plastering I'm all ears"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well I ’ d be in with a good chance but obviously you know little about safety", "id": "twitter_93"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Democrat presidential Sen . Amy Klobuchar said at a recent stop , that English should not be the official language of the U . S . even though the flip-flop Amy voted for a pro-English language bill during her time in senate . Now , she ’ s against the amendment which she voted for in 2007 .", "@USER Klobuchar was right the first time : English IS our national language . It is also the international language of business . She must be pandering to immigrants who do not want to assimilate ."], "response": "@USER @USER Choosing a national language is racist ! ! ! Amy is right on ( with her comb , instead of a fork ) ! ! ! #RacistDerangementSyndrome #Pandering", "id": "twitter_94"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ Technology with high school students ” ... . 30 . What are you going to post about now since you ’ re ditching everything below . 40 ? You had a good run at least 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ ", "@USER And she is a math teacher teaching with technology which was under . 40 too . Hypocrisy much ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh man ... better throw away the exploragons ! And stop using @USER and since students would be learning through manipulation . Gotta ditch that !", "id": "twitter_95"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This bipartisan statement is far from routine . In fact , I know of absolutely no precedent . DOJ alumni don ’ t call for an Attorney General ’ s resignation lightly . Or over mere policy differences . This is about turning the Justice Department into a tool of political revenge & reward . ", "@USER LMAO ! Tribe pretending this wasn't organizeed by a partisan community impunity organizer is peak 2020 . Laughable yet disgraceful .", "@USER @USER Are you saying all 2000 former DOJ staff are democrats ?", "@USER @USER I'm saying they're hacks who were organized by partisan Democrats . Yes .", "@USER @USER That didn't answer the question . Which I guess answers my question . Is David Anderson a hack ?", "@USER @USER Anybody who signed it is at the very least an uninformed hasty fool . Have you seen the news today . Have a nice day .", "@USER @USER What news would that be . Lots going on in the world today .", "@USER @USER Educate yourself I'm not your teacher . I suspect you've been spun by some deviate professor using circular logic and your emotions to corrupt you into becoming dizzy from all the spinning . 😉 ", "@USER @USER LOL - deviate ? I think it is you who should educate himself .", "@USER @USER I don't think deviate means what you think it means ."], "response": "@USER @USER I think it describes some professors quite well . The bizarre ones live vicariously through the ones they indoctrinate . I find it comical that \" question all authority \" types from decades past are today \" don't question my authority \" type authoritarians . Have a nice day . ", "id": "twitter_96"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Who would have known , I would be richer than Anil Ambani one day 😎 . ", "@USER Hahah ... let us not fool ourselves . Anil Ambani is still richer just that he won't reveal . Where has all the NPA money gone ?"], "response": "@USER It ’ s called in my part of the world .", "id": "twitter_97"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Every time you tweet tonight using the hashtag #SuperSaturdayNight and RT this message , #ATTtv will donate $ 1 ( up to $ 250,000 ! ) to my organization @USER . Let's build a kinder , braver world together 🌈 Learn more at @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Just retweeted for a great cause ! 👍 🏼"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s going to be a Saturday night", "id": "twitter_98"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I'm beginning to think my time is limited . I'm drowning in a sea of depression and debt that I can't see a way out of . Not planning on doing anything right now . But I can't promise about the future . Not looking for sympathy . Just venting . #depressionfeelslike", "@USER You possess intellect and freewill to come out of any situation You are born to be happy Wish you Joy", "@USER Unfortunately happiness will not help me with my financial situation . But thank you ."], "response": "@USER There still exist ways and means of coming out of financial mess The Source of Joy in your heart will guide you 100 % Wish you Joy", "id": "twitter_99"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Disappointed to see @USER rip up the speech that mentioned lives we ’ ve lost and heroes we celebrated at the SOTU . No matter how you feel or what you disagree with , remember others are watching . This was unbecoming of someone at her level in office .", "@USER @USER Speaker Pelosi just ripped up : One of our last surviving Tuskegee Airmen . The survival of a child born at 21 weeks . The mourning families of Rocky Jones and Kayla Mueller . A service member's reunion with his family . That's her legacy ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You forgot . The babies separated from their parents to never be united again . You forgot stealing money from military bases to build a wall that knocks over from a gust of wind . You forgot bribing an ally with federal money for help stealing an election", "id": "twitter_100"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We are now at risk of running out of propane here in the Maritimes as 85 per cent of our propane arrives by railcar . This Liberal government needs to take action now to end these blockades . #nbpoli #cdnpoli", "@USER We need to phase out carbon based fuels . Good time to start now .", "@USER @USER Sure , just turn the thermostat down 5 degrees , put on a couple more sweaters , Park the car & ride a bike , & while you ’ re at it throw out all your carbon based belongings . You can then the the shadow of a man that you already are !"], "response": "@USER @USER I was actually telling those running out of propane that it's a good time for them to follow your advice . 😁 👍", "id": "twitter_101"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["AITA for wanting my husband to get a vasectomy in a few years ? ", "@USER An IUD made it painful for her to have sex for years . And this man wants her to get another one . ", "@USER @USER @USER IUD's aren't the only form of birth control available . Also , if sex was painful for her , the IUD isn't the cause , it's something else . Getting them installed is painful , but once the procedure is complete , that ends . If she wants a permanent BC solution that's on her , not him .", "@USER @USER @USER I had an IUD once ; it was painful from insertion to removal . I haven ’ t experienced general everyday pain nor intercourse pain like that before or since . I ’ m comfortable saying the IUD was the issue unless you , a OBGYN who has examined me , can prove otherwise ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But some random person on the internet says it isn't so , therefore , it must be true . 🙄 I mean why would you know when something is wrong with your own body ?", "id": "twitter_102"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Musky don ’ t know how Elon is Handsome ( and much more ) ?", "@USER @USER Elon looks amazing in his Work shorts & ski boots . All signs point to a perfect 100 % .", "@USER @USER No , but that guy is good", "@USER @USER Skiing hot tmrw . Maybe not , but he sure is awesome", "@USER @USER When will the 2 cars also have VINs ?", "@USER @USER Just enter the licence plate number into your phone and it will help you to find the car"], "response": "@USER @USER Hehe . Here no cars , only berries #MTL #QC 🇨 🇦", "id": "twitter_103"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wow ! They ’ re Americans who believe you “ have to ” stand for the national anthem . That ’ s interesting . It ’ s not true . It ’ s always been a choice . In other news , no one is mad at the white guy sitting next to them seated during the song ? 🤔 🤔 #Beyonce #JayZ #SuperBowl", "@USER Personal choice , I can never stand and salute a flag to a slavers anthem in a country where minorities like myself are still marginalized every day .", "@USER @USER It ’ s 2020 dummy , if you feel marginalized then that ’ s on you and your own . Where do you not have an equal chance if anything a leg up on majorities ? Last time I checked Caucasians don ’ t have their own scholarships or colleges ... just sayin .", "@USER @USER Keep trolling , the game is rigged by Caucasians for Caucasians and nepotism trumps all ."], "response": "@USER @USER What “ game ” ? Proof ? I feel bad for you that you ’ ve been fed your whole life to play this card , that somehow if you don ’ t have things your way then it must be because you ’ re black or a minority or whatever the hell excuse you ’ d like . #EarnForYourself #FairShot", "id": "twitter_104"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Two Super Bowls ago I was sitting in a prison cell . Today I am a free woman and my story was featured in a Super Bowl Ad . I will spend the rest of my life fighting for the wrongly and unjustly convicted ! God Bless America ! ", "@USER @USER But if you applied to be a resident in one of Trump's buildings , he would have denied you based on the color of your skin ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh wow ! I believe you now !", "id": "twitter_105"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Call me old-fashioned , but to see subcontinent people celebrating Valentine ’ s Day with such fanfare looks odd and makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable . I can ’ t explain why .", "Alhamdulillah , my parents have never celebrated Valentine ’ s Day in their 48 years of marriage . And to be honest , had my father ever celebrated Valentine ’ s Day and / or gifted my mother roses or something cringe like that , I would have considered it grounds for legal emancipation ."], "response": "@USER Yeah gifting roses is so cringe for sure ! !", "id": "twitter_106"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Thank you so much for helping my kids process their emotions linked to the lockdown on Friday . We appreciate you . 💜 💚", "@USER Hey Mr . French . Just a reminder to send me a class list-just first names-so I can write them each a little note and send a gift to the class . Maybe a pizza party and some t-shirts . Please write an estimated shirt size next to each name ( kid sizes ) , and your size as well . 💜 💚", "@USER That is way too much . They would love anything even just a letter . You definitely dont have to do that .", "@USER Ok how ’ s about some letters and a pizza party ?"], "response": "@USER Still think it is too much but if you want to we will appreciate anything you want to do .", "id": "twitter_107"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#God is ALL I have left and #God is my last #HOPE going forward . May give me the strength to face the unknown of tomorrow . May be with us ALL forever and ever going forward ...", "@USER He is the great I AM , He is all that we need for eternity and for now . Bath in the Holy Scriptures , He is longing for you to get to know Him Better . Read the Psalms , David was the Poet King and He knew how to come out of despair with His #Praise ! #BeautyOfTheWord #TorahTruth "], "response": "@USER May we ALL live our life as if it is a love song to #Jesus by making the personal decision to take on His sincere heart ... His HEART of eternal for ALL ! Ezekiel 36:26 ", "id": "twitter_108"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Why is the BBC paying nasty pieces of work like Kumar to trash Britain like this ? An outrageous , shameful abuse of public money . ", "@USER The bbc didn ’ t show the PM ’ s speech last night either . Time for us to ALL STOP paying this ridiculous t . v license ."], "response": "@USER @USER Did anyone show the PMs speech ? ? I never saw him on any channel", "id": "twitter_109"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I mean ... it seems like a best seller to me ... ", "@USER Is she a surrogate because he ’ s gay ? Spoiler alert"], "response": "@USER She changes his mind about the whole gay thing . It's a choice afterall .", "id": "twitter_110"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just catching up on the uproar around Baylor's chapel service yesterday . I have several thoughts but I think I'll save most of them and share the two most pressing .", "@USER @USER Was thinking about your experience , and then my son ’ s experience ( long before you ): for whom it could be said chapel was an exercise in groupthink"], "response": "@USER @USER I suppose it contributed to helping him move away from Jesus for a season of life", "id": "twitter_111"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["EXCLUSIVE : @USER says he thinks what the president did “ was improper . ” #MTP Sen . Alexander : “ The only question left is who decides what to do about that . ” @USER : “ Well , who decides what to do about that ? ” Sen . Alexander : “ The people . \" ", "@USER @USER @USER is a liberal hack ! I sorely miss the wonderful Tim Russert"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER ... and to think there are some many real pros out there who would be great in this position . MTP is a pioneer in the news business going back to the early days of TV . Sadly , this partisan bumbler is killing it .", "id": "twitter_112"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["J.Lo and Shakira killed it ! I loved their performance and everything it stood for #SuperBowl #WakeUp11 ", "@USER @USER What do you think it stood for ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m seeing a lot of jealousy and sexism .", "id": "twitter_113"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["J.Lo and Shakira killed it ! I loved their performance and everything it stood for #SuperBowl #WakeUp11 ", "@USER @USER What do you think it stood for ?", "@USER @USER Women empowerment , inclusivity , I loved seeing their culture on display on such a huge stage"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER C ’ mon - it could have doubled as a parade by the girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada . So much for the outrage about objectifying and sexualizing women . The bar has been lowered on a huge stage . #NFL100", "id": "twitter_114"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Notice how the maps correlate ? You guys aren ’ t ready for that conversation though 🥱 ", "@USER I am quite ready to postulate that a down to earth farm boy is far more ready to run a country than a PhD gender studies professor . And with the damnable state of higher education , this comparison is meaningless . #education #college #highereducation", "@USER @USER William Tyndale told a priest that he would make the plough boy to know more of the Scriptures than he . I resist the notion that the educated elites know what's best for everyone , and that they have the right to force their views on people . That ideology has always led to death ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The map doesn't indicate elites ; it indicates the general education of the masses . Tyndale was the educated elite working for the education of the masses , not against it . And he was no crass populist . #TyndaleWasNoRepublican #notmytyndale #donttwisthistory", "id": "twitter_115"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This was a tough week with the news of the allegations against the Director of Public Works . We take this situation seriously and have launched a full independent investigation . At the same time , we made progress on a number of different issues throughout the City this week :", "San Francisco made international news by going car-free on Market Street and returning our most important civic boulevard back to people , bicyclists , and transit riders ! ", "We held a press conference with @USER and @USER to talk about the City's preparedness for the potential spread of the coronavirus . With the first reports of a case in Santa Clara County , SF is ready to respond to any potential developments . ", "The San Francisco @USER are playing in the Superbowl this Sunday ! ! ! I'm representing SF in my bet with Kansas City Mayor @USER . I can't wait to enjoy some of that @USER ! ", "Don't forget to celebrate responsibly , be aware of your surroundings , and always designate a sober driver . @USER @USER @USER", "While there was disappointing news with #SB50 , we opened 548 new homes , with 149 affordable units , in the Transbay neighborhood . Also 2,600 new homes passed the Planning Commission . We'll continue fighting to build more homes , faster . ", "Finally , we announced the final results of the Muni Working Group with Supervisors @USER and @USER , which provides a roadmap for improving Muni reliability , hiring more operators , and strengthening our transportation network citywide . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER San Francisco had a great week with you at the helm ! 150 trees were planted in Golden Gate Park for #GoldenGatePark150 #thankyou ! ", "id": "twitter_116"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER can't wait to celebrate my 50th birthday 🎂 today on flight 2233 to Bermuda . 🍾 @USER", "@USER @USER We agree , Julie , that's a perfect way to celebrate your 50th . Enjoy ! Liz"], "response": "@USER @USER Pity flight is delayed due to technical issues . Ie using the plane for another destination . Not a great start to our holiday and the big birthday 😥 #beenupsince4am", "id": "twitter_117"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Wow . @USER is new chancellor . According to @USER Cummings now creating a joint no10 and Treasury special adviser unit .", "@USER @USER @USER Sounds sensible to make sure Treasury and No . 10 working in harmony . Whereas , previously we had treacherous Phil undermining May and British public . Shrewd by Cummings 👍"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I love it when unelected beaurocrats take control ! Who wanted a democracy anyway ?", "id": "twitter_118"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#Streatham So sorry to hear the reports of the terrorist attack in Streatham . My prayers are with the families 🙏 🏾 Terrorists will not divide us .", "@USER Bring back hanging ? Would you vote with us .", "@USER @USER But we know a great HOME SECRETARY who could eventually 😎 👍 👍 👍 ", "@USER @USER Interesting times we are living in ? #Boris", "@USER @USER Yes I'm glad the Conservatives are in power ! ! 👏 👏"], "response": "@USER @USER I feel safe ? Wonderful to have #Boris in charge . sorry I can't help myself", "id": "twitter_119"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Will @USER ' s #veteran #SuicidePrevention commission be looking at the potential of #MDMA assisted for the treatment of to save the lives of @USER service personnel ? @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER They could always consider not sending troops to countries that we have no reason to be in so this won't happen . I don't imagine anyone cares about any trauma or suicide suffered by the citizens who live in those countries ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I believe some of the not for profits developing #MDMA assisted psychotherapy ( e . g . ) are concerned with also assisting citizens who have developed #PTSD through US & Israeli occupation . Only organisations familiar with MDMA would be so #compassionate . Spread the MDMA !", "id": "twitter_120"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Growing up my parents had control of all the music we listened to . I was looking forward to that power . Now that I ’ m an adult my 4 year old just goes “ Alexa play Let it Go ! ” In the middle of Don ’ t Stop Believing ", "@USER @USER I wasn ’ t even allowed in the front room for 5 yrs @USER ruled , she started to mellow when she was 6 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤪 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER I still have several years of pain haha"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just tell yourself it ’ s a sick way of them saying how much they love you", "id": "twitter_121"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Here's @USER in December 2016 at Oxford explaining how trans rights simply won't fly in the midwest because only the \" intelligentsia \" can understand why \" some man wearing a dress should be in a locker room with their daughter . \" ", "@USER Bloomberg continues on to explain how unlike gay marriage , trans rights aren't a \" family \" issue and personal to most people . ", "@USER During the Q & A , Bloomberg was asked about the inequality crisis around the world : how it's fueling the far right and what business leaders ' responsibility is . Bloomberg's answer ? It's not a crisis because the poor have cars , cell phones , and \" 72 - inch TV screens . \" "], "response": "@USER @USER Poor people only suffer when they have to sell their body parts for coal to heat their shack . Why doesn't everyone understand this ?", "id": "twitter_122"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER When we see the #beloved in each person , it ’ s like walking through a garden , watching flowers bloom around us #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER Beautiful you 💜 #PlayingNPerspective ( after reading ;) Close eyes and imagine a beautiful garden of your favorite flowers 🌺 Notice the smell , the feel of them if were touching . Zoom-N & knotice their amazing detail . Now imagine you as one of those flowers , living it's life upclose", "@USER @USER @USER Wherever you go in life , go with in your #heart , hope in your soul , and joy in your mind . For , and will take you far . ", "@USER @USER @USER Everything in our reality responds to #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER is the great miracle cure . Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "id": "twitter_123"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How fast would Trudeau move if these same protesters were blocking the pride parade ? Or the Trudeau glitter train ? ? 🤔", "@USER How fast are #PremierFord and #MinisterLecce moving to resolve the #TeachersStrike that lasted months now ? even hid research results on parents overwhelmingly opposing increasing class sizes just to avoid losing face . All ego . When ’ s the leadership going to start ?", "@USER Yes it's a shame they haven't let all the teachers go and start classrooms run by artificial intelligence ."], "response": "@USER Why bother with AI ? Maybe go ahead and lower education requirements to end at Grade 8 , lower age requirements to start work at age 12 and start sweatshops ?", "id": "twitter_124"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How many emotions can you fit into a 4 - second GIF ? #TopGear ", "@USER My back went through a few ! 😆 👍 🏼"], "response": "@USER @USER the show and i like you will watch on catch up as i missed the show", "id": "twitter_125"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This week for #TravelBlogTuesday let ’ s try something different . Share your latest or a blog with a spring theme to help shorten this winter . Tag some friends whose blogs you love . @USER @USER @USER Mine . ", "@USER @USER @USER Arizona is the BEST in the spring . Here is the ultimate road trip guide . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER the #photo . Hopefully make it there this year .", "id": "twitter_126"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Like I said if you troll me , and expect me to bite , you better know your game 💋 ", "@USER Isn't biting just giving the trolls . What they wanted ? To them a ban is classed as a win"], "response": "@USER That ’ s just it , I don ’ t bite when I get trolled ... I goad then until they do ... they ’ re trolling me to bring my account down ... . 😂", "id": "twitter_127"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": [". @USER mocks Isles fans then deleted their tweet cus Dreger . 😂 😂 😂 .", "@USER Deleted false info - yes . We ’ ll mock your fan base Tuesday night when we fill your building as per usual ."], "response": "@USER @USER Ahh yes , just like you “ fill ” MSG , because the majority of the lower bowl is not filled with patrons that got tickets through corporate season ticket holders that they do business with", "id": "twitter_128"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Honestly don't know what he put on this . Right hand left with top and screw and a touch of drag ? ", "@USER Surely that ’ s just a screw shot ? That why no particular reaction off the top cushion as there was no side ? He ’ s hit it so hard and so fast timing it so well that ’ s arched the cue ball ? He can just judge how much it will skid very well I would say ?", "@USER I just can't see how he got that reaction with a straight screw , he must have had a smidge of left hand side on it . Even Hendry was confused .", "@USER Timing . Flick of the wrist . Just hit it so sweet . My uncle never had that power but I ’ ve seen him explain it . He would use far more side on all his shots to get things done . That was pure power and technique in my opinion . Not being a player though I can ’ t be 100 %", "@USER @USER Don't think there was / is a shot that Alex couldn't play Shells . He invented most of them . 😄 😄", "@USER @USER Agree in many respects . My point is though that my uncle used side nearly every shot no matter what he was playing . You see his famous blue his whole body was into the shot to generate ."], "response": "@USER @USER Like I said , he was unique in what he could do and how he could do it .", "id": "twitter_129"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Well , you're not a really TV star , & you don't have a trophy wife , so it looks like you're out of luck , son . ", "@USER @USER @USER Where ’ s the people of color in your meme ? That ’ s pretty racist bro . But are you gonna change your name ? You know since the impeachment is over and he ’ s still your president ?", "@USER @USER @USER Why am I not shocked that you don't understand that he's still impeached , just like Clinton is still impeached . But to answer your question , nope . ", "@USER @USER @USER I mean did you not see the vote last night ? Did you not see them get shutdown ? Still your president sweetie and will continue to be for the next 4 years . Hope your safe space is comfortable", "@USER @USER @USER And he's still impeached . Sorry you're having a hard time accepting the truth . But feel free to continue with your \" he's still president \" screed , as it's crucial to you identity it seems . ", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry your having a hard time with him still being your president . Salt mines are flowing today ! ", "@USER @USER @USER And you're already at the mirroring language stage . Quite interesting . Your buddy did the same thing with me . It didn't work for him either . ", "@USER @USER @USER What am I trying to get to work ? Not sure you even know what you ’ re saying anymore", "@USER @USER @USER The mirroring language you're attempting to use . It's comical , but not very effective . ", "@USER @USER @USER If I ’ m holding the mirror , how is that mirroring language ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Feel free to have a neighbor , home health aide , or some other adult explain where you're logical disconnect is occurring .", "@USER @USER @USER Is it bc you can ’ t and don ’ t know how to ?", "@USER @USER @USER It's more likely that they will be able to speak your special kind of derp .", "@USER @USER @USER Ah you mean the special kind of derp that is still your president ? 😂 😂 😂 Salt mines are overflowing !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And ... You back to your repeted delusions .", "id": "twitter_130"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So @USER jumped the gate on me :) w / a thread on the #ACL #injury & #AFLW conversation & he did a great job but I'd like my perspective to come in that special ' tone ' I may be known for in presentations ... My first twitter thread ! Expect sarcasm and gifs", "1st , I posted my perspective on #injury #women #athlete in another tweet , if you missed it , short editorial : & presentation Read those after this thread of fun , I hope the GIFs help you \" hear \" my tone :)", "I ’ ve seen a bit about #ACL #injury and #menstrualcycles including news stories about organisations ready to study the menstrual cycle and - Let me give you some basic information to help you before you start or ", "Notice in the above tweet I didn ’ t link to the articles or state who they are because it is misdirecting you to the wrong story ! #distraction So let me give you some #foodforthought about this whole #menstrualcycle and and ", "First , we don ’ t need a #womenprobs talk , we need an #accountability talk . #Training interventions have reduced in athletes [ fact ] . Notice I say athletes , not just women , not just men , but long term athlete development helps people who play sport !", "But get this … we found this out through the design and delivery of studies ( only short term ones at that ) . Structure , program and people to deliver is given in studies but if you ’ re not in a study , who should be giving you the program and coaching ? #sport #sportingorganisations ", "But we don ’ t do it ! #truth ! Most women don ’ t get a QUALIFIED #strengthandconditioning #coach to teach So what happens ? We have volunteers or people “ do the best they can ” and we see who comes out on the other side … "], "response": "When do most women who are athletes get these coaches and support ? After they are professional or elite ! What ? Why wait so long ? I mean , we need someone to help us deal with our menstrual cycle probs so what are we waiting for ? ", "id": "twitter_131"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Debating some varied stories on @USER with @USER and @USER at 11.30 . Finding the rush to explanations re tragic death of Caroline Flack both premature and insensitive", "@USER @USER @USER Agree . A suicide doesn't need instant hot takes from those in the 24 hour news cycle ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Tabloid critics taking a tabloid approach .", "id": "twitter_132"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dear . @USER . @USER & any fellow #Socislists & #AntiZionists who may read this tweet . I am not a #Labour member but , if I were , I would follow ’ s example & submit myself to your ‘ Compliance ’ unit on the grounds on my ! ", "I am a proud #AntiRacist , #AntiZionist & supporter of the #BDS movement ! I REFUSE TO BE SILENCED in my abhorrence of the crimes of ! The conflates views w / ! It is being used to stifle free speech on & promote ", "Your shameful abject cowardice , in the face of what you * must * realise was a wholly manufactured campaign by #IsraelLobby interests , was a significant factor in #Labour ’ s electoral defeat & in enabling #Apartheid ’ s continuing attacks against thousands of vulnerable "], "response": "Hail #Labour Compliance Unit ! Those #Palestinians who are about to die at the bloodstained hands of #UK-armed SettlerColonial salute you ! ", "id": "twitter_133"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We are meant to be with someone . Not be #lonely . But ... how long can someone go without socialization of any type before they go #crazy ? Or lonely to the point of #death ? Why am I thinking this before 7:30 am ?", "@USER Are we meant to be with someone ? 🤔", "@USER @USER 😂 Oh I can say so many things about that 😂 maybe in a world that allows us to . But I don ’ t think it ’ s this world ."], "response": "@USER @USER Too bad . I think y'all would make a nice couple ! Get on it , doggone it ! Lol #bye", "id": "twitter_134"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Atheists : \" who needs God lol \" Also atheists : * believes aliens are watching over us to cope with constant existential dread and nihilism poisoning *", "@USER Christians : \" OUR god was powerful and smart enough to design and create the entire universe ! ... but for some reason he wasn't clever enough to be able to figure out how to save us from himself without having his only begotten son tortured to death ... \" ", "@USER Your comment on it's own demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of the Christian faith . Try reading something more than Joel Osteen quotes before you argue on Twitter about something you know nothing about .", "@USER @USER Says the guy who thinks he knows what atheists think .", "@USER @USER No , I know what they think ."], "response": "@USER @USER Wow . What a shock that a theist would make a claim without evidence and then refuse to back it up . Truly shocking . No , really . I'm completely surprised . At a loss for words . Really . Didn't see that coming at all . Not a bit . Stupefied to be honest . Gob smacked .", "id": "twitter_135"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The #1001albumchallenge continues with @USER and her record \" Lady in Satin \" . It is smooth and a bit sleepy but remarkable as it seems she was struggling with a serious drug addiction at the time .", "@USER @USER released \" Atomic Basie \" in 1958 and its a thrill ride of energy and amazing playing ."], "response": "@USER @USER What can i say about \" Kind of Blue \" by @USER that hasn't already been said ? Its awesome . Unique , and easily listenable for how complex and deep the music is .", "id": "twitter_136"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["New Yorkers should pay close attention : this is true endgame of the anti-police movement , an end of all policing & destruction of public order . Our members have spent their careers - - and in some cases given their lives - - to bring public safety back to NYC . We can't go backwards ", "@USER You're right , this is the endgame ! End all policing . Abolish prison . Free transit . Full accessibility . Democratic control over the MTA . Worker's rights . Sounds like going forward to us ! #FTP #WeKeepUsSafe "], "response": "@USER @USER And , pray do tell , what would you then do when confronted by the unrestricted wrath of the masculine American man ? I mean , in your fantasy utopia cops wouldn't exist , right ? LOL ! ! ! Remove the barriers of laws and law enforcement and men like me would go T-Rex on you betas .", "id": "twitter_137"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["1,5 Million are infected with #coronavirus 50,000 bodies have been burned Crematoriums going 24/7 1200 burned a day ", "@USER @USER Hi there I hope you are well . Look at the bottom left hand corner of this video . What do you see ? A Triangle and a Goat inside . Now you know who Steve Bannon is and why he is able to be interviewed on Bill M . Nite show . Symbols will be the downfall of them all . Q", "@USER @USER @USER Idk what these symbols rep . Do they discredit . Make it some illuminati video ?", "@USER @USER @USER I fully believe this video to be credible"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That is fine with me . I really have no idea . So I will trust you until further notice 🙏 I just notice SYMBOLS and although it may be a warning Triangle . When I myself look at it ... well it really look ´ s like a Goat inside 4 me . Thanks for being Kind . Enjoy your Day .", "id": "twitter_138"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We're top scorers in the league , what is this obsession with having a 20 goal a season striker , Kanu doesn't half put in a shift & his hold up play is brilliant , as long as he's contributing to the team which he is / does , who gives a toss who actually scores the goals . ", "@USER Watched it first hand yesterday , Ryan . 1st half particularly I thought he was outstanding & gave their defenders a torrid time which created space for others . Yes he should have scored but his team performance was excellent , totally different player under Slav no question .", "@USER @USER Plays a different game to Austin for me , much more mobile , can bring others into play and can be trusted to hold the ball up . Austin the more clinical yes , but Hal offers more all round ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER When Grady is fit Robinson will have to be central . With who ? Can't see Austin getting in at all . Can Pereira Krov and Diangana all play together . Slav has plenty to consider options", "id": "twitter_139"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Private military contractor withdrawal leaves sensitive US military tech at risk in Iraq Corporate Warriors told ya it would happen", "\" One U . S . military official , who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive issue , said the planes and related equipment are being “ well guarded ” by Iraqi soldiers . \" "], "response": "@USER Why would they lie to us ?", "id": "twitter_140"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER You said that 2 hours ago snowflake 😂", "@USER No , I was laughing at you then ... now you ’ re boring me and everyone else in this thread . Making a right show of yourself ... tragic troll 😂 😂 😂", "@USER 😂 😂 😂 that old classic . Why you keep replying then ? ? You lost we both know it . You and liam tried to shout me down ? Ain't never gonna happen . You give the movement a bad name . SNOWFLAKES", "@USER We haven ’ t lost anything Jack . We ’ ve said over and over we stand by our opinions . No ones backing down or running away ... you ’ re getting absolutely discredited on this thread and the only one too dumb to see it is you . No one else is slating me 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER Discredited ? ? ? 😂 😂 😂 YOU THINK TWITTER IS THAT IMPORTANT LMAO 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER No , but you clearly do ... you ’ ve been insulting people and ranting on for hours now 😂", "id": "twitter_141"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER this is the only time i will ever be okay with a fancam on the feed", "@USER @USER i like the way ur thinking my guy "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER all of them bandaged up because they need a break and their managers beat them .", "id": "twitter_142"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\" Darran ’ s father , Keith Williams , said that his son was diagnosed with an enlarged heart and will need a defibrillator . \" @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Enlarged heart not caught in physicals for college level play ? - \" Williams , a native of Oklahoma , spent the first two seasons of his collegiate career at Northeastern Oklahoma A & M College . \" ", "@USER @USER @USER Tiny NEO is one of the top junior college football programs in the nation ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER JUCOs don't screen their athletes either . My Anthony went through ( 2 seasons ) before being picked up by but No one checked his heart . Now KSU screens their athletes ( or so I'm told ) Too many gaps in athletics to protect them all . Kids keep dying and suffering SCA .", "id": "twitter_143"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The world and it ’ s people are tired of struggling . We ’ re tearing ourselves apart . All we want is to live and to be happy but we can ’ t do that with the way we are now . Governments using economic and political chains to control us and all we want is to be free .", "@USER At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy nut , which I kinda hate , it ’ s all part of the plan ."], "response": "@USER You ’ re not wrong , it ’ s all economic and fear based slavery . We can ’ t afford to protest . They keep pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable government control . One day is spying on our conversations , the next it ’ s our gov is allowed to commit blatant crimes .", "id": "twitter_144"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Paging #ER - do emergency physicians take detailed history ? ", "@USER Take a history ? Yes . Detailed ? No . Must be quick , the ER is a time-constrained setting . Each minute I spend with patient A is one more minute that patients B , C , D through Z are waiting , and wait times are dangerous . There ’ s only one doctor , and lots of emergencies happening ."], "response": "@USER But ... Why don't you ask about their relationship with their mom before intubating ? You never know what you might be missing !", "id": "twitter_145"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Alexander Hernandez just went scorched earth on Donald Cerrone for his loss to Conor McGregor . Didn ’ t expect this today . ", "@USER I'll say it again . Being a professional fighter , doesn't automatically mean you're a good analyst . His take is so wrong , so absurd , it's the sort of take that gets you called \" A casual \" if he wasn't actually a fighter . This was just nonsense ."], "response": "@USER @USER It shows how rediculous the term “ casual ” must be , if we ’ re labelling a current professional fighter , in the highest organisation in the sport , as having a casual “ take ” on his own profession 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️", "id": "twitter_146"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The plastic in this 2018 video came from the river we ’ ll soon deploy Interceptor 004 in ; the Rio Ozama . Proud to be working with the Dominican gov and our local partners in making this history ! ", "@USER 1000 % Better than @USER Positive action is always much better than the negativity of protestors . Control waste , recycle and use of resources wisely will have great impact on our planet . Top Work Boyan Take Note Greata !", "@USER @USER @USER Yes ! ! ! Taking action instead of skipping school to whine and complain on stages all around the world ... ", "@USER @USER @USER I think travelling the world at 16 bringing as much awareness as she did to the global problem is taking HUGE action .", "@USER @USER @USER No , it's just words . Angry faces and ridiculous , empty phrases ...", "@USER @USER @USER Haha ... Not at all . Her words and action have and will continue to create more funding for worthwhile projects . If you can't see that then you are choosing to keep your eyes shut .", "@USER @USER @USER I agree with gretas stance , but I think she ’ s a bit hypocritical . traveling across the world all of the time cannot be good for the environment she claims to care so much about .", "@USER @USER @USER She took a sailboat across the ocean to get home ... Lol . Yes she had some emmisions but how else do you suppose she would travel to raise the awareness that she did ? I feel it was a worthy cause . She did what she could to minimize her carbon footprint more than most others do .", "@USER @USER @USER WTF is wrong with people . I remember people trashed the Ice Bucket Challenge too . AWARENESS IS EVERYTHING ! Now ALS is practically known in every household . Making people aware that there ’ s a problem is what starts positive action .", "@USER @USER @USER It's the way HOW she's raising that awareness ! Talking about stolen childhoods and such . I'm sorry , but everyone knows her background , knows who is pushing her to do this . Her tone is making enough people pissed & annoyed , not aware . I do what I can . I don't need a kid to yell at me .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not the fact that she ’ s a child , actually I think it ’ s awesome that a child cares this much about the environment . I just don ’ t understand boycotting school ? Everyone else her age goes to school no problem , like we did .. so why can ’ t she ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Holy shit . Why aren ’ t you out in Hollywood yelling at parents who put their kids in movies ? Or child model ? You seem so passionate about children going to school . I didn ’ t know that was your issue with it . So different now .", "id": "twitter_147"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Serious question : How do 4 senators running for President get to vote on impeaching their opponent ?", "@USER @USER Methinks the Founders let this one slip through the cracks .", "@USER @USER Nah ... me thinks democrats want us to think that it ’ s legal and constitutional for them to do this .", "@USER @USER We ’ re through the looking glass with this nonsense . The House made it up as they went , and the Senate is doing the same thing , because they ’ re both catering to the fringe . Romans 12:2", "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re just another “ all I watch is Fox News “ kinda guy aren ’ t ya . #pathetic ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER By that comment you ’ re obviously a angry Don Lemon guy , I don ’ t watch much Fox ( except Tucker ) but u shouldn ’ t watch anything on CNN or MSNBC , you can ’ t read a newspaper anymore with all the liberal bullshit being spewed around"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Nope , I ’ m a conservative who sees through all of your Russian propaganda bullshit ! ! Ploughing down the constitution for a 2 bit con man .", "id": "twitter_148"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We have heard 16 hours of questions from Senators to the House managers and White House counsel , and the Democrats still have a weak case against the President with no grounds to remove him . It ’ s time for the Senate to vote to acquit President @USER . #impeachment ", "@USER @USER You are such a sorry sack of shit , Senator . I can't wait to vote against you in November .", "@USER @USER @USER Because it is true . Duh ! He supports subverting the constitution and the rule of law .", "@USER @USER @USER So you are just a leftist who cannot articulate a thought other than spewing accusations ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Based on your Twitter feed - that makes you a fascist , conspiracy-spreading bigot . It ’ s easy to call names - isn ’ t it ? needs to go - he is a proven party hack who doesn ’ t represent the views of his constituents - instead he votes party lines .", "id": "twitter_149"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We here at the IPA say this is to be expected . Dont worry #scottyfrommarketing the #CrimeMinister didn't take it personally but clearly someone did .. the AFP will find out who we are sure . The tag #IstandwithFiremanPaul should not be tweeted . Repeat . Do not tweet it . ", "@USER @USER great he looked like he was crazy", "@USER @USER @USER It's righteous fury actually , and you know , exhaustion from actually fighting the fires while scummy mo was doing what exactly ? On holiday while his dad was dying ?", "@USER @USER @USER the fire fighter seems like some sort of religious loony and is driving erratically I'm actually glad he got fired", "@USER @USER @USER We here at the IPA remind you the PM is a Hillsong happy clapper who believes in the Rapture . What was that again about religious loonies ? You attack a fire fighter who risked his life to the point of exhaustion and you defend a religious loony who doesn't hold a hose 😂 #auspol", "@USER @USER @USER lol seems like a staged video from climatologists a real fire fighter wouldn't of stopped to do a media interview", "@USER @USER @USER We here at the IPA say 😂 😂 you make a post about #FiremanPaul being a religious loony defending one . It's priceless . Screenshot taken as an example of how to make yourself look stupid on Twitter . Thanks for the 😂 😂 😂 #auspol #IStandWithFiremanPaul", "@USER @USER @USER what's got to do with Nelligen fires Paul should blame the arsonists that probably started them or the greens for blocking hazard reduction like a normal person"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER We here at the IPA think you have embarrassed yourself enough calling #FiremanPaul a religious loony while defending #ScottyfromMarketing's handling of Hawaii sorry the #AustralianFires .", "id": "twitter_150"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["After 25 years of fighting for independence , this is my final contribution in the European Parliament . We were told to leave with our British flags , and that's exactly what we did . ", "@USER People in Italy protest against farage style politican by singing the famous anti facist song bella ciao "], "response": "@USER @USER Sorry , but these are idiots . They should protest the Italian government flooding the country with migrants again , who are NOT refugees , but simply coming for the handouts . And those handouts will be paid for by the very people singing Bella ciao .", "id": "twitter_151"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This hotel has cereal options and one of them is just crushed Oreos . We have given up as a country .", "@USER 1 ) which hotel . @USER and I will meet you there 2 ) why are you so pessimistic ? This could be the new beginning of bringing our country together ! Oreos and milk . #America"], "response": "@USER @USER You are right . It ’ s not ok . It ’ s . It ’ s #legendary . Grab some insulin and stop complaining .", "id": "twitter_152"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Guy at the Apple store knew I was JT when I came in for my appointment so I ’ ll be signing autographs for the next few days", "I think the execution on this tweet was subpar so I ’ ll probably delete it in 30 minutes"], "response": "@USER decided to keep . the was too fire", "id": "twitter_153"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["DO NOT ENDURE AN ABUSIVE MARRIAGE ! Be selfish , RUN ! ! ! ", "@USER This is really heartbreaking and sad . May get soul rest in peace . I think our parents , loved ones and the society must change this wrong notion of being a single parent makes ones irresponsible . We must encourage people to walk away from their abusive relationships when necessary"], "response": "@USER @USER Some parents don't see this until their child is dead .", "id": "twitter_154"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["1/2 So the stable genius tweeted a congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game , and said that they did a great job representing the Great State of Kansas . Here's a preview of what he'll show in a press conference tomorrow . ( more ) ", "@USER In fairness , it ’ s easy to confuse the Sunflower State with the Show Me State . They both start with ‘ S . ’"], "response": "@USER @USER He had a 50/50 shot of not screwing it up .", "id": "twitter_155"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks for including me in your \" these folks shine \" list , Samantha ! 💙 I'm happy to add some more names to your list . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , most kindly PJ Being on your list , makes this girl do a happy dance ... Some more , \" fine folks \" :"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're welcome , dear Jamie , and thank you for these additions ! 💙 🦋 💜", "id": "twitter_156"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Call me old-fashioned , but to see subcontinent people celebrating Valentine ’ s Day with such fanfare looks odd and makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable . I can ’ t explain why .", "my parents have never celebrated Valentine ’ s Day in their 48 years of marriage . And to be honest , had my father ever celebrated Valentine ’ s Day and / or gifted my mother roses or something cringe like that , I would have considered it grounds for legal emancipation ."], "response": "@USER Yeah gifting roses is so cringe for sure ! !", "id": "twitter_157"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I decided to check out a mass new build housing estate on the edge of a beautiful historic town tonight ... it ’ s depressing ! No thought ... no design ... no place making . The houses have 1m of front garden if they are lucky ! A huge sea of cars and block paving ! Crap ! #housingcrisis", "@USER Come and have a look at what they have done to Kibworth and Market Harborough . 😞", "@USER @USER Indeed . You can watch from my window if you like . They ’ re effectively identical to 50 year old houses - but much denser , poory designed and smaller but cost a lot more . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The fields I once ran in are now no longer", "id": "twitter_158"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Dear team , Booking Id : NH7202748929456 I was given Rs 2800 discount by BANK OF BARODA credit card but after booking only 2200 discount was shown . Please refund rs 600 . I called customer care they are as usual asking 24 hrs for the same . .", "@USER @USER You're fake . Totally fake . You loot the customer with fake charges . And your team disconnected the ongoing call . Shameful and disgusting . Pathetic support .", "@USER As advised we are investigating your case , If MMT is at fault we will honor your claim . Stay rest assured ."], "response": "@USER You guys charge MMT service fee and then deduct that from the savings i am getting . Showing something else on website and giving breakdown of the paid amount something else . What a shame ! You guys take money and waste our time and do not provide resolution .", "id": "twitter_159"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#CITRobbery in Marabastad Pretoria earlier this week . ", "@USER This looks like a plan ... Look how he just leaves the cash and backs off"], "response": "@USER @USER Very intelligent comment ... Well thought through and analyzed .", "id": "twitter_160"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Room full of kids so we paused the halftime show to strategically fast forward and I didn ’ t wait long enough and we ’ re suddenly watching pole dancing and Abby is giving me the stink eye like I ’ m the choreographer .", "@USER For everyone who thought J-Lo and Shakira's outfits were too racy . I give you Adam Levine Super Bowl 2019 . Somebody tell that man to put some clothes on ! "], "response": "@USER @USER Omg ! He ’ s topless ! That ’ s skank — think of the children ! we love Shakira and J-Lo !", "id": "twitter_161"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You already know better . And you conceded . 🤣 😜 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER Perhaps you should work on your English skills , comrade", "@USER @USER @USER How does it feel to know half of the people in the Democrat party we ’ re on Epstein ‘ s flight log to pedophile island", "@USER @USER @USER Guess you haven ’ t looked at the flight log the police revealed it had executives of multi million dollar companies along with most of the Democrat party and former president Bill Clinton", "@USER @USER @USER there is over 1000 people who where on Epstein ‘ s plane according to the flight logs The FBI have only released a few big names ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Still can't make verbs agree with subjects , eh ?", "id": "twitter_162"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Famous socialists : • Eugene V . Debs • Albert Einstein • Mother Jones • Martin Luther King Jr . • Helen Keller • Rosa Luxemburg • Nelson Mandela • George Orwell • Pablo Picasso • Bertrand Russell • Upton Sinclair • Mark Twain • Malcolm X Who am I missing ?", "@USER @USER Would you class Jesus as an antisemite ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER He was against the Jewish money lenders and broke up the market , I seem to recall from my Sunday school days . Had he done that in today ’ s political climate , he ’ d be classed as an antisemite .", "id": "twitter_163"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["WAIT A MINUTE They ’ re building batteries in Buffalo ? ! ? ! @USER what are you hiding from us ? ? ? ", "@USER @USER Is it just me or is Giga New York the most under-the-radar Tesla Giga ?", "@USER @USER @USER Batteries are needed for the solar walls installations , so it is not all that surprising , believe they also build charging stations and super packs delivering the future the rest just following #EVolve #ClimateEmergency #ClimateActionNow", "@USER @USER @USER Upstate New York is always under the radar . Most of the country has no idea there is an upstate . It's like Sacramento , without all the glitz .", "@USER @USER @USER Glitz in Sacramento ? Huh ? Where ? I clearly am missing something 🤣 🤣 🤣 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER is a lost art . Either I'm not good at it , or you aren't good at understanding it . Maybe we both suck at it .", "id": "twitter_164"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Maybe I should start buying points like @USER - psych ! We don ’ t buy points . We #LayLessJuice ! ! ! #sportsbetting #sportsbettingadvice ", "@USER i bet that mask stank like hot breath 🤣 🤣 🤣", "@USER Too bad you don ’ t have money to bet on it ! #BrokeAsAJoke", "@USER you probably photoshop your tickets like vegas dave 😂 😂 😂 Since Im broke !"], "response": "@USER Yea makes perfect sense for me to photoshop tickets as a push ! I ’ d make them all winners if that was the case . I post losing tickets too ! #YoureSoSmart", "id": "twitter_165"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Re-think secondary education . The U . S . Army is the largest employer in the USA , and pays for its employees to go to college . What if for profit companies did the same ? We could solve student debt , and let businesses invest in their future concurrently .", "@USER Beat idea you ’ ve ever had", "@USER Now I just need to figure out how to get a cut for myself ."], "response": "@USER Use a knife . #joke You ’ ll be famous one day", "id": "twitter_166"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m an Astros fan . To understand the scope of the Astros cheating & the players involved , I logged every trashcan bang from every Astros 2017 home game w / video available . Over 8,200 pitches watched and over 1,100 trashcan bangs found . The results are at ", "@USER You didn ’ t count the number of defensive plays made by the Astros . You can ’ t win with offense only . If the system were perfect wouldn ’ t all players bat 1.000 ?"], "response": "@USER @USER whoah they cheated on defense too ?", "id": "twitter_167"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Put a Starbucks and an Orange Theory on the first floor and you can call it TOD . #resolved", "@USER OK no to @USER #shoplocalkc #coffeeshops give back to the city and create #collisiondensity for success @USER ( add your favs here ) "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Even can spur better #economicdevelopment #publicpolicy : incentives should support #shoplocalkc & owners and develop a stronger business retention / expansion program to pair them with developers", "id": "twitter_168"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": [". @USER loves to give geography quizzes . Perhaps he might start with his boss . ", "@USER @USER @USER Reminder - he gave the geography quiz to make the point that if you don ’ t know where a place is , you don ’ t CARE . This is what makes the error so ridiculous ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" For too long the #Deepstate and the liberal coastal elites have doctored all the maps , I alone can fix them . Bring me my #Sharpie \"", "id": "twitter_169"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So many people are trying to understand or unpack what @USER is saying here . There's no mystery , he's trolling us . #cdnpoli ", "@USER @USER Nothing to unpack here . The protesters are causing serious financial issues for our exonomy nation wide , and for both of places of my employment . If you are okay with hurting the economy on purpose at least just say it .", "@USER @USER This dispute is centuries in the making for the #wetsuweten , and civil disobedience involves forcing the issue to engage more of society . In this case it includes economic disruption .", "@USER @USER @USER The civil disobedience will turn others to reciprocal violence .", "@USER @USER @USER We hope it doesn't , and this is a risk that comes with any CD action . Just ask anyone who's done it before--civil rights activists in the USA , Gandhi in India , and many others .", "@USER @USER @USER and as a cancer survivor how could you possibly support the disruption of travel in this country ? how many patients are not getting where they need to be for treatment ? how many life saving drugs are being held up ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh , yes , I remember my treatment like it was yesterday . Checking the train schedule , hoping the chemotherapy train was on time , feeling sorry for people who didn't have rail service and therefore no chemotherapy .", "id": "twitter_170"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Hi , Hannah and #Shel ! Wow , just saw that you will ( finally ! ) be back again in #NYC ! Wonderful ! Just booked my tickets and see you then ! :) Be well . Warm regards .", "@USER Can ’ t wait to see you ! ! 🦋 🌈"], "response": "@USER Thank you so much ! I am #sure - - actually , I #know :) - - that you will be ! Be well . Warm regards ! :)", "id": "twitter_171"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Feminists look like people who believe your gender shouldn ’ t determine the way you ’ re treated or the expectations you must meet in order to have value . Some of us are busty thick moms . Some of us aren ’ t . Revolutionary stuff . ", "@USER Gender should absolutely determine your responsibility and role in a society . The human brain is horrifingly malleable . Without an objective identity , chaos ensues . Men and women should be the polar opposites of each other in order to reach the full potential of the collective ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yah ! Another \" wOmUn WeEkY ! mAn StRoNgY ! \" douchebro in his natural element . Girls outran him in grade school & he's never really recovered from the trauma .", "id": "twitter_172"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No one should attack @USER and its members for fighting hard for themselves and their families . Like them , I want to see every American get high-quality and affordable health care — and I ’ m committed to working with them to achieve that goal . ", "@USER @USER I guess you are since CAP and Neera Tanden are deeply involved . And considering that YOU walked back support for Medicare 4 All , you're going to fit right in with the corruption . #NeverLyingLiz "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Gosh darn it you're just being Mean", "id": "twitter_173"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Add another failure to Jared Kushner ’ s long list of losses . Everything he touches dies . Like father , like son-in-law . ", "@USER @USER @USER Hey Donnie , congratulate Jarhead , his peace plan lasted about as long as one of your businesses . Jared , maybe you read the wrong books . Try one on Arab history instead of Playboys greatest ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hire a clown , expect a circus . Hire an unqualified , entitled , not too bright , son of a felon , son in law of a buffoon , creepy guy , expect a big loss ! ", "id": "twitter_174"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER I don ’ t know ... is the absence of evidence the evidence of absence ?", "@USER @USER IF THE CRIME HAD NO GRIT , YOU MUST ACQUIT !", "@USER @USER But these capital letters do not necessarily mean vindication ! Vindication would be an open admission that the family made it up , video , double super-secret emails revealing a scheme to defraud the Flyers , something .", "@USER @USER andy . why do you hate gritty ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Those brutal Iowa winters have made his heart indifferent to the plight of furry orange mascots .", "id": "twitter_175"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER is bang on . We absolutely have the right to ignore what climatologists have been warning us about for years and for which we ’ re now seeing evidence . We at @USER will proudly stand with the scientifically-illiterate ideologues . #ClimateChange #auspol ", "@USER I fell for that & £ @USER ! ing fake account again ! Yes my furry GetUp friends . Keep shutting down the side of the debate with which you disagree . Best way to win is by brute force . #Totalitarian Govt anyone ? @USER it may be time to report them to twitter ? Or maybe sue ?"], "response": "@USER @USER “ Keep shutting down the side of the debate with which you disagree . ” “ ... it may be time to report them to twitter . Or maybe sue ? ”", "id": "twitter_176"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I'm well aware that whites got handouts . I'm also saying that we don't need the same treatment and you should reject them . It's that simple . ", "@USER If you don't think the government should do anything for us , you might as well be your own country . A country within a country ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER was being unironic when he wrote this ? Because ,", "id": "twitter_177"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The BEST way to use your annual leave ? With @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Aw thanks for spending your precious time with us today Emma . It ’ s always a pleasure have you join us and share your experiences and ideas x"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What an innovative and special session it was too Anne , feel so to be in the same room as those ladies #thankyou to you and your amazing and creative team ♥ ️ 🍋 ♥ ️", "id": "twitter_178"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When a conservative girl visits @USER to ask students basic questions about life ... ", "@USER @USER I went there to ask them Presidents Day trivia questions 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow . That school is worth all the student debt ! It's really preparing kids for life ! I'm enjoying the free exchange of ideas and dialog !", "id": "twitter_179"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Why does Joe Biden keep losing his cool with voters ? ", "@USER Actually he doesn't want people to vote for him 😂 😂 😂 "], "response": "@USER @USER #statusquojoe's reverse psychology ploy just may work . 🤣 🤣 🤪 🤪 🤪", "id": "twitter_180"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Omg ! ! ! We were taping to watch later but have flicked it on", "@USER @USER WHO KNEW ( I did not know )", "@USER @USER There was a hilarious article about them in a junior nat geo magazine a few years ago that @USER & I enjoyed immensely", "@USER @USER ... to the point , if I recall correctly , that my then 12 - ish-yo gifted the magazine to @USER 😂", "@USER @USER \" What's so wild about these hamsters ? Are they a foot long or something ? \" \" Yes \"", "@USER @USER Hamster Facts : Diet , Habits & Types of Hamsters | Live Science"], "response": "@USER @USER Nothing in there about attacking tractors .", "id": "twitter_181"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER When we see the #beloved in each person , it ’ s like walking through a garden , watching flowers bloom around us #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER Beautiful you 💜 #PlayingNPerspective ( after reading ;) Close eyes and imagine a beautiful garden of your favorite flowers 🌺 Notice the smell , the feel of them if were touching . Zoom-N & knotice their amazing detail . Now imagine you as one of those flowers , living it's life upclose"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wherever you go in life , go with in your #heart , hope in your soul , and joy in your mind . For , and will take you far . ", "id": "twitter_182"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The House Impeachment Managers have refused to answer basic questions about coordination with the “ whistleblower . ” 1 . Is the “ whistleblower ” a person ... 2 . ... or a group of people ? 3 . Does the “ whistleblower ” represent a consensus of ideas , or just biased opinion ? ", "@USER Why does it matter , Senator Blackburn ? Everything the #Whistleblower said has been corroborated . #IAmTheWhistleblower", "@USER @USER @USER Truth doesn't mean much to you does it , ? ... just your all consuming foul hate ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Says the person who worships the actual Party of Hate .", "id": "twitter_183"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": [". @USER reports on some of the racism and xenophobia faced by Chinese-Canadians amid the coronavirus outbreak and how it's sparked a sense of déjà vu : ", "@USER @USER Maybe if Canada made an effort to screen people coming in from China ( as our 3 confirmed cases so far directly link to Wuhan ) people might react more rationally and not just react ?", "@USER @USER @USER Have you been following the media coverage at all ? Canada and the US have been screening people at airports and putting up notices to advise people travelling on how to approach their illnesses .", "@USER @USER @USER This comment from the guy who posts "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm sorry you cut out the comment that I was quoting . I guess I should have put or something so you would understand that I think it's absolutely absurd to imply that these viruses are biological weapons . But go off dear", "id": "twitter_184"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This response from @USER , on the reasons why wait-lists for supportive housing are growing longer , is raising some eyebrows on Twitter . ", "@USER @USER My son is 13 . He has been on a waitlist since age 10 . I guess the government only has to wait him out another 5 years .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah . It's even more concerning in light of 3 welfare for profit pilot projects . This is so much Swim or sink mentality . - \" Are there no workhouses ? \" - Shameful ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER As long as they get their bowl of gruel each night , and the space under the machines to sleep on , what more do the kids really need ?", "id": "twitter_185"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#Analysis : Ontario Premier Doug Ford's oft-repeated statement that his government is spending $ 1.2 billion more on education this year than last year doesn't stand up to scrutiny . @USER", "@USER @USER Perhaps Ford and Lecce need to write a math proficiency exam ?", "@USER @USER @USER I'd like for teachers to do the same and see how well they score . So many kids these days can't do basic math let alone anything advanced . The system is , quite frankly , not working", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , clearly the education system in Ontario is not working . detected "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'd suggest if you are going to try and argue against my point , you actually provide relevant facts based on Ontario research . Because you can clearly see Ontario's score on the map detected", "id": "twitter_186"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The government is a corrupt bureaucracy run by inept , racist , sexist , patriarchal colonialists . Let's have the government run our healthcare .", "@USER Privacy is like owning a firearm , you don't need it unless you are a criminal ."], "response": "@USER because I often forget this is the internet and there are people out there that are literally batshit insane enough to actually think this way .", "id": "twitter_187"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Day 844 #Pedal2Work Wet ride into #Melbourne CBD this morning . Was damp , then dry , then got rained on . Talking with one of my colleagues at work , it was still quicker to ride a bicycle into work that drive a car . #LifeIsBetterOnABicycle 🚲 😃 👍", "@USER My ride to work in Sydney was 40 minutes , mostly because of water about from last night's storm . Women in lift complained to her friend it took her 35 minutes to travel 2 km in her car ."], "response": "@USER How's that car culture going ? Wow . ( ) 35 mins for 2 kms ? Most people can walk that faster . Power to you for riding in Sydney . 🚲 😃 👍", "id": "twitter_188"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : Protests scheduled for Wednesday night in hundreds of cities across the country to protest this sham of an impeachment “ trial . ”", "@USER Protests scheduled for Wednesday night in hundreds of cities across the country to protest this sham of an impeachment “ trial . ” San Rafael San Francisco Bay Area #RejectTheCoverUp #MarinCounty @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I am from Fayetteville , NC and researching info on how to host an event here . I'm retired military so plenty of time on my hands and there are no events scheduled anywhere around here !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Call your friends 👬 Ask them to call their friends 👬 Meet at certainrime and place luck", "id": "twitter_189"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why y ’ all had me thinking stretch marks came from scratching", "@USER Lol .. Black crazy it's from your skin stretching that's all never been about scratching ...", "@USER It ’ s actually from genetics . No matter how much it stretches if it ’ s not inherited you won ’ t get stretch marks", "@USER @USER 😂 I can show you ( DM ) pictures of my mother - 5 kids - and 3 sisters 3 kids each and NONE OF THEM have stretch marks no where , not on their belly not on their arms , legs hips , nowhere and here I am after 1 babygirl saving for surgery 😂 "], "response": "@USER @USER 1st pic was 3 years ago 😂 but still my belly skin needs #tummytuck and lots of lotion even though I ’ m flatter than I was 3 years ago I ’ m def not the same as before stretch marks and baby . Only 1 pic of me ever showing my belly 5 months before pregnant ", "id": "twitter_190"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Can @USER or @USER beat @USER in the #cloud wars ? - #edge #multicloud ", "@USER @USER @USER It's pretty clear that AWS has a formidable lead for the webscale and startup market . Azure has a healthy lead in the enterprise . Google is starting to make significant inroads . However , there is still a large gap between them . #CIO #cloud", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Tim . Do you have any solid source / numbers for \" Azure has a healthy lead in the enterprise . \" ? ? You may well be right but I would like some proof about a \" lead \" by #Azure . #AWS has also won some big contracts and built credibility in the enterprise market", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s based on the scores of private conversations I have with fellow CIOs and others within the enterprise IT org . Don ’ t read it as they only use Azure either . They are typically using a multi-cloud approach . I ’ ve written about this in detail in the past .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not a fan of the big market research players ( Gartner , Forrester etc ) ... but a well done study on this issue would be helpful", "@USER @USER @USER Helpful how ? How is it actionable in any way ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Studies in this case are a way to know which way the wind is blowing ... I don ’ t want to breathe air today , said not one ever ! #obvious", "id": "twitter_191"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Anybody else afraid for our future because the CPI isn't going up fast enough ?", "@USER I ’ m pissed . If I don ’ t see insurance and tuition go up faster I ’ m in trouble ."], "response": "@USER @USER Just thankful we get so much more healthcare for our money these days . And the groceries fit so much easier in our pantry now . #Hyperinflation #Shrinkflation", "id": "twitter_192"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : Ed Woodward's Cheshire home has been targeted by a mob of Manchester United fans .", "@USER Glory hunters taking to far not shock"], "response": "@USER @USER Liverpool fan calling other supporters glory hunters", "id": "twitter_193"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["As with most anything we do , we are but one avenue for entertainment , merch , etc . We appreciate the support , and work with community creators on much of what we do , but I also want to remind you there are independent community creators who do amazing , custom work ! On theme ...", "The amazing @USER , who gifted the amazing bags some of us use on stream and worked with us on the standard dice bag we launched today , is nearing an opening in their wait-list for custom dice bags soon ! Keep an eye out !", "The brilliant @USER also creates beautiful , custom pocket dice bags , far more tailored to your liking than our standard one . If you want something more personalized to your tastes , they are an amazing option ! ", "While I'm ever-fighting for enough free time and brain space to look up from my chaos to take in what I've missed in the nerd world around me , you all do a much better job than I at keeping up on that . There are so many great options in this growing gaming space beyond us .", "In that spirit , and the spirit of others I've already seen , please feel free to drop in below what cool creators and shops you wish to promote ! Link yours or someone else's shop link , and why they are generally awesome creators . <3"], "response": "@USER Just a bit of shameless self promotion , everything below available on dm's guild . Thanks @USER for the inspiration to start a DnD group . 42 sessions in , I paint my minis , create terrain , Homebrew my stats and dungeons , and I owe it all to you and crit role ! #dnd ", "id": "twitter_194"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks 😃 I ’ ll add these talented people ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you kindly for the tag S . P . ! I hope your weekend is treating you well . I'll add some more talent : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you - adding Hope you had a restful weekend ! "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you #AwesomeFriend for putting me on your #AwesomeList these people read and reviewed my book and I cannot thank them enough for their support ", "id": "twitter_195"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Brexiters : instead of wasting time & energy relentlessly sending me abuse , simply pay me to leave the country ! don't let me stay here campaigning to keep the UK close to the EU & eventually rejoin it ; PayPal me instead on sarahbusinesspaypal@USER.com and get me out of here ✈ ️ 🇪 🇺", "@USER I want you to stay , but where would you go ?", "@USER italy ! you'd think with their own younger population leaving and people not having kids they'd let me walk right in lol damn immigration laws actually existing , it's not like the Brexiters said it was at all !"], "response": "@USER @USER Same with France . My parents are now French ( been there 25 + years ) but still there are hoops to crawl through to get in . It's as though there were rules they could apply , but that obvs not true ' cause people like ' nige said that the rules didn't exist . #DontUnderstand", "id": "twitter_196"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Being yourself is easy , it takes so little effort ...", "@USER This is one of the things that I've #Read on here thus far today and thats #RealTalk ."], "response": "@USER I just when people say inspiring #WordsOfThought .", "id": "twitter_197"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["For context . As two non Palestinian leaders seek to determine the fate and future of Palestine and its people for the countless time . Here is a visual of the loss of Palestinian land from 1946-2000 🟩 Palestinian Land ⬜ ️ Israeli Land ", "@USER Thanks - was hoping someone would do a map ! But apparently any criticism of Israeli Gov or even corrupt Bibi is anti-Semitic . A hijacked word if there ever was one , Palestinians also being Semites . If such terms aren't inherently both meaningless & racist ? \" Sons of Shem \" ffs ?", "@USER @USER You're being completely ridiculous . It's very easy to criticise the actions of the Israeli government and not be antisemitic . People just too lazy and wilfully ignorant of century old antisemitic tropes ."], "response": "@USER @USER Think you're missing the point . The likes of Bibi , Zionists , etc routinely label any criticism as anti-Semitic , however carefully or respectfully put . Think I should've used an tag ... ?", "id": "twitter_198"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Now is a good time to inform you all that Neco Williams has more senior assists this season than Aaron Wan-Bissaka . He has made four appearances .", "@USER @USER And about 4 years older . And not even in the same league as TAA .", "@USER @USER FYI this was sarcastic . I hate United , TAA is 👑 ."], "response": "@USER @USER This is the problem with twitter , there's no way to write responses unless you do but then that completely ruins it . My bad have a great day buddy", "id": "twitter_199"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Cetaceans , like humans , elephants , chimps and only a handful of species are known by science to be self-aware . They are non-human persons and should be afforded rights equal to basic human rights . No captivity , especially for entertainment and no hunting . ", "@USER Damn can I get them rights first bro ?", "@USER That makes me sad . I'll tell you what though , if I ever see anyone challenging you on your rights , I'll stand wherever you want me to stand . Beside you , in front of you , behind you , wherever . More people need to hug . And then we need to protect what's left , together .", "@USER @USER IDK , you literally said you care more about whales than humans . And you support genocide of Indigenous ppl . So ", "@USER @USER Whales are non-human persons who should have rights and there is enough science to support that argument . I don't support genocide of any persons . To say otherwise is ridiculous . If / when you believe that someone should have basic rights , it doesn't come with a set of exceptions .", "@USER @USER Stop trying to hide your racism behind \" science \" . You are ignorant and genocidal colonizer AF .", "@USER @USER Have I made a single argument outside of the fact that whales / dolphins should be given basic rights ? No . This isn't about humans , it's about whales . And the reason it's about whales is because there is science to support it . Science doesn't always agree with our worldview .", "@USER @USER You've steamrolled all humans for whales . Your arguments are incomplete and not fact based ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER “ Your arguments are incomplete and not fact based . ” How many post hoc , ad hominem , he ’ d herring , and straw man fallacious “ arguments ” are you going to use to promote your fake agenda ?", "id": "twitter_200"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["New president talking point : although the economy grew faster under Obama and more jobs were created , all this was paid for by debt : almost $ 9 trillion in 8 years . But Trump has added $ 3 trillion more in 2 1/2 years ", "budgets will add more vastly more to the public debt over the next 10 years according to CBO "], "response": "@USER Being concerned about debt is just so \" uninspiring \" .", "id": "twitter_201"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If @USER ends up with a plurality of pledged delegates and Democrats give the nomination to someone else , whether on the first ballot or the second ballot or the seventeenth ballot , they can kiss the working class goodbye . #DNCRigging #Bernie2020", "@USER @USER That ’ s wishful thinking . You don ’ t have a crystal ball . The fact is that Bernie is in a VERY STRONG position in the primary . Iowa is in 2 days . Who ’ s leading ?", "@USER @USER Iowa ? There are 49 other states ... Nerbie does well at caucuses , not too well at actual votes . See 2016 . #BernedOut #NeverBernie #NotADem", "@USER @USER He ’ s doing well in primaries AND caucuses . See 2020 . He ’ s leading in Iowa , New Hampshire , California and is tied or close to tied in Nevada . And there aren ’ t 50 states that are being regularly polled . There are only 7 or 8 and Bernie is doing really well in at least half of them", "@USER @USER Out of the first 4 early states , 2 are primaries and 2 are caucuses . Biden and Sanders are each leading in 1 primary and 1 caucus . So it definitely isn't the case that Sanders only does well in caucuses . California is the biggest primary of the cycle--yes , Bernie is ahead in CA .", "@USER @USER Bernie won 23 contests in 2016 , and 12 of them were primaries . Only 11 of them were caucuses . So again , Bernie does just as well in primaries as he does in caucuses . But really , I'm talking about 2020 , not 2016 . Have you seen the 2020 polls or are you just stuck in the past ?", "@USER @USER Yep . Out of the 23 contests he won , 12 of them were primaries . You didn't even research your claim before you decided to type it out and send it ."], "response": "@USER @USER Oh but I did ... 12 primaries 11 caucuses . Almost a 50/50 split . When people actually cast a ballot , they didn't do it for Bernie ...", "id": "twitter_202"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sorry , but if you feel wronged because someone putting out thousands of hours of free content and finds a way to make a few bucks with ads or a sponsored spot , you are an entitled idiot . Feel free to disappear from the internet . / rant ", "@USER Capp how could you stoop so low ? ! Imagine actually getting paid to provide entertainment ... I mean , you only have bills to cover , costs of equipment , your precious time , chances to interact with your family lost due to editing etc , what a doodoo head you must be ... 24 whole secs !"], "response": "@USER Could I lay on this any harder ? I mean I suppose I could have used \" \" marks ... Hmm , maybe used a or a witty gif ... Good riddance to bad trash . I hope this person enjoys living in the middle ages up a mountain , with no human contact . You keep being you Capp .", "id": "twitter_203"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["so which silence is more deafening ? The silence of Duterte supporters at ABS CBN about the Quo Warranto or the silence of AFP about the VFA abrogation ? #OustDuterte #VFA #ABSCBNShutdown", "@USER Silence of the government in POGO non tax payment can be added to the options"], "response": "@USER Wow . pOgOs no paying taxes ? Shut them down . We hate Chinese oligarchs ! #consistency", "id": "twitter_204"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Basic twitter users crave likes and RTs but the only metric that matters to me is piling up replies to my tweets that I can ’ t see from people I ’ ve muted", "@USER I would never mute you Tau , but pls don ’ t set an example here bc someone who does one of these “ funny ” replies is gonna end up feeling sad"], "response": "@USER At very close to 60 how can one feel .", "id": "twitter_205"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A beautiful loaf and a floury apron .. picture from my recent food styling workshops . Next one 9th March 2020 in Derbyshire . ", "@USER Where are you in Derbyshire ? We have a daughter in Nottingham", "@USER We're in borrowash . In between Nottingham and Derby . Where is your daughter ?"], "response": "@USER West Bridgford . She ’ s getting married at The West Mill May 2021 - I ’ ve a big wedding #cake to do #petrified ! !", "id": "twitter_206"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s debate night ! Going to be a great night . 😀 👍", "@USER We have only one opponent now and that is @USER . @USER is toast and the others are irrelevant . ... FIRMLY assert that will beat socialist ( say the word ) ideas . We are running to be president not to be nice to Bernie . #YangFight", "@USER @USER @USER He lacks actual policy compared to Yang"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That works for #PeteButtirigged ... because ... you know ... he has the #RiggedDNC & the #RiggedMedia & the & a rigging company ominously called with the support of all working to Rig the debate for & against , , , ,", "id": "twitter_207"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Remember how the DMR pulled its “ gold standard ” poll the weekend before the caucuses because some people left off Buttigieg ’ s name . Yeah , that was cool .", "@USER The Nigerian sock puppets conspiracy wasn ’ t enough ? Maybe take a breather ."], "response": "@USER @USER Bringing up an entirely unrelated topic in an effort to undermine a legitimate criticism is * very * persuasive .", "id": "twitter_208"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We're keeping Australians safe by cancelling a record number of visas for non-citizens who commit crimes in our country . ", "@USER What about for Fraud , Deception , Corruption and Organised Crimes of People Smuggling and Child Abduction "], "response": "@USER @USER Those aren't crime actually cause if Peter consider it crime and revoke / cancel their visa then , how Govt will get money ? Doing fraud and the things you mentioned are normal .", "id": "twitter_209"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Very few people are willing to acknowledge the excavatory effect that broom sweeping has on the surprise glass that can often be found in the cracks of an aged wood floor . Sweep , be clean : that is the message . But what of the glass ?", "@USER A good trick , no joke , for those tiny shards is Wonder Bread . dab a piece or two over ground zero of a broken glass and the shards stick to it like glue . Side note : DO NOT eat the bread after this unless you want to end up like Antonio “ Nino ” Schibetta on ' Oz . '", "@USER @USER This thread is reminding me of a former lead singer that occasionally smashed beer glasses on his head and consumed the resulting shards . Eating the glass didn't kill him - he died in a plane crash ."], "response": "@USER @USER I will also note that we had a song that included the line : \" more fun than a plane crash \"", "id": "twitter_210"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We are now at risk of running out of propane here in the Maritimes as 85 per cent of our propane arrives by railcar . This Liberal government needs to take action now to end these blockades . #nbpoli #cdnpoli", "@USER We need to phase out carbon based fuels . Good time to start now .", "@USER @USER Sure , just turn the thermostat down 5 degrees , put on a couple more sweaters , Park the car & ride a bike , & while you ’ re at it throw out all your carbon based belongings . You can then the the shadow of a man that you already are !"], "response": "@USER @USER I was actually telling those running out of propane that it's a good time for them to follow your advice . 😁 👍", "id": "twitter_211"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Everything worthwhile takes time , nurturing & When something isn ’ t working love it more , nurture it more & give it more time 🌟 💚 💚 💛 💚 #JoyTrain #TuesdayMotivation ", "@USER @USER @USER Once we were particles of #Light , now we are beings of light , radiating #Rumi ", "@USER @USER @USER There is a candle in your Heart , ready to berekindled . There is a void in your Soul ready to be filled . You feel it , don ’ t you ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Last night I learned how to be a lover of #God . To live in this #world all call nothing my own #Rumi ", "@USER @USER @USER On the path of , we are neither masters nor owners of our lives , we are only a brush in the hand of the master painter . #Rumi #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t you know yet ? , it ’ s your light that lights the #world #Rumi #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha ", "id": "twitter_212"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["no shame in losing this game at all . played awful for most of the game and still only lost by 3 . we ’ re fine .", "@USER Dude . Stop . They had no room for error coming in . Slim chance just went to zero ."], "response": "@USER @USER But we only lost by 3 John ! ! ! We played awful for 3 quarters and only lost by 3 , should be happy with that . #losermentality", "id": "twitter_213"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#WednesdayMotivation No political leader ever went to the cross for your sins . There is only ONE Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ The King of Kings & Lord of Lords every leader every man will bow to Jesus as it is written Praise our Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ Worthy is the Lamb ", "@USER @USER @USER There's no possible way to speak the truth , even doing so in love & not have enemies . Jesus spoke truth & made many enemies but His goal wasn't to please men but God . Truth divides light from darkness . God's word is truth ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER May #God's GOOD Word be UPON and WITHIN us ALL without delay ! Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER = = = =", "id": "twitter_214"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER is the worst airline in the world . They cancelled the flight and shared the number to call for help which is alway busy or no response . #goairworstairline @USER please do something of these irresponsible airlines", "@USER Hi , we regret the inconvenience caused . Kindly share your PNR , contact number and email ID via DM so our team can take a look . "], "response": "@USER Hello @USER , It's been more than 8 hrs i am trying to reach out to customer care but whether it's busy or no response at all . Gave you all the details in DM as requested but still got no reply . #worstairlineEver @USER ", "id": "twitter_215"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Have you signed up to receive up to $ 60 / day during union led escalation ? Sign up today for the #SupportForParents initiative : ", "@USER The Ontario teachers unions are destroying education and the Ontario people are sick and tried of the teacher unions bleeding Ontario tax payers dry ! If teachers don't want to work it's time to refund the tax payer ."], "response": "@USER @USER I guess you're angry because you were obviously unable to benefit from the education system . Your ignorance is evident in every single word of your Tweet .", "id": "twitter_216"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Been using @USER for months . Just opened chicken that is in date and i ’ ve never smelt worse rotting chicken . This is not okay , ruined meal ", "can someone from @USER get in touch with me ?", "@USER @USER Not as bad as gone off chicken but I had this in my last delivery , still pretty disappointing to see on the day it was delivered "], "response": "@USER @USER they didnt even reply . thank you becky for sharing though .", "id": "twitter_217"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER you've instigated him to use such language now don't play victim ...", "@USER @USER @USER \" harvey Weinstein \" I dint know what was that in ir comment .. but after knowing it from preethi ... I'm not happy with ur comments for him .", "@USER @USER @USER Well Harvey Weinstein is the most famous perv in this world and that guy is our own Harvey Weinstein What is wrong in that btw I ’ m very unapologetic about it ! !", "@USER @USER @USER That works for u ... maybe ... very uncool ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well the only difference between Harvey Weinstein case and this one is that in the former women & men who were sexually abused by him stick together to bring him down & also got strong support from the #MeToo movement But here it got reversed The victims were only trashed", "id": "twitter_218"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["the fact i had to read that hashtag three times , cuz i didn't know what the fck she was saying", "@USER I still don't know what she's tryna say I'm illiterate"], "response": "@USER cold cuz ur from miami which is basically like living in an oven and everywhere else is not problems ... tell me why do i stan her again omg ", "id": "twitter_219"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Clever Remainers promised imminent disaster if we voted to Leave . Then if we triggered Article 50 . Then if we actually left . When ’ s the apocalypse going to happen now , guys ? Perhaps being a self governing country isn ’ t actually a disaster at all ?", "@USER The UK was always self governing . Or are you saying that the Scottish Irish Welsh Assemblies . The Houses of Commons and Lords . The Queen . We're sitting around doing sweet FA for 47 years ?", "@USER @USER @USER They have been using a photocopier to place EU law into British law and it ’ s a bugger changing toner", "@USER @USER @USER 16 % of British laws were from the EU , a number of these will be kept as part of British law .", "@USER @USER @USER 100 % of our laws can be overruled by the ECJ . Our Home Secretary couldn ’ t even deport a terrorist because unelected ECJ judges said that we couldn ’ t .", "@USER @USER @USER But most of the time they won't get involved as legal issues are not involved . Why do you mention the judges are unelected ? British judges are also unelected .", "@USER @USER @USER They did get involved when an Elected Home Secretary wanted to deport a known terrorist . If our judges did the same then Parliament could change the law accordingly . With EU law we just have accept their rulings ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The Human Rights Act 1998 incorporates the rights contained in the ECHR ( drafted 1950 ) . It is therefore unrelated to the EU but rather the Council of Europe . Theresa May was overruled by the SIAC , a UK court . Tories ratified the ECHR in 1951 . #brexitmyths #annoyingremainer", "id": "twitter_220"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["America needs to wake up . GOP is willing to lie , cheat , & steal for power . They have no shame & no guts . They can ’ t bring themselves to remove a lying criminal con man , impeached president , in an election year , but they can STEAL a Supreme Court seat in an election year ! B . S . !", "@USER Another day another @USER preaching hate , division and discontent . When do stop the hate Maxine ? @USER #saturdaynight"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Maxine is low down and low brow . Her outbursts are no different than those of a deranged person at Grand Central at 2am . She likely needs rehab or anti-psychotic meds . Maxine : a cross between an Antifa Thug and Aunt Esther . ( apologies to the great LaWanda Page ! ) ", "id": "twitter_221"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is an appeal aimed specifically at my music trolls . You are doing fantastic work ! Please keep it up ! I cannot thank you enough for every single extra pound you are making me . ♥ ️ 😘 ", "@USER This is actually true to be fair . I hadn't heard of him until the controversy . Turns out he's actually very talented . Have listened to him a lot since .", "@USER @USER Two . Sounds a bit like Coldplay with throat cancer . But if you like Coldplay you'll like this .", "@USER @USER @USER Throat cancer is not a subject for mirth . Poor choice of “ joke ” comment .", "@USER @USER @USER A member of my family hasn't long died from throat cancer , but it wasn't words that killed her . Taking offence won't make anybody feel better ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER This #tweet is very . You have our empathy for your loss and respect for the wise #unimpeachable words .", "id": "twitter_222"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : Statement from PM on Streatham terrorist attack says government “ will announce further plans for fundamental changes to the system for dealing with those convicted of terrorism offences ” . Govt has already moved to increase sentences and scrap early release . ", "@USER @USER I guess you guys are getting executions in the public square back on the books ? Maybe drawing & quartering ... or the iron maiden ? ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Looks like we are already doing it .", "id": "twitter_223"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Brexit wankers : “ I ’ m fucking fed up of remoaners calling us all thick racists . It ’ s offensive and insulting . ” Also Brexit wankers : ", "@USER Now let's watch the Brexit debacle unravel starting with the 350m a week extra the NHS will not be receiving ! !", "@USER @USER These sort of people will never admit they ’ re wrong", "@USER @USER @USER You hope ? 😆 Everything is going to be fine . You think we're stupid , because we didn't vote the way you did . That's why you guys lost . Too much name calling and not enough facts . 😁", "@USER @USER @USER It's weird , there are no cars on fire or zombies walking down my street this morning . I have food to eat , meds to take and fuel in my car . Almost feel like saying I told you so to every #projectfear #remoaner who gave me grief on here . 👋 👋 🇪 🇺", "@USER @USER @USER Remainers before 23/06 / 2016 : If we vote to leave , the sky will collapse After 23/06 / 2016 : OK so it didn't . But we haven't actually left yet Remainers before 31/01 / 2019 : Medicine shortages , super gonorrhoea , PILES OF CORPSES AT DOVER After 31/01 / 2019 : Transition period REEEEEEEEE"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're denying the existence of this transistion period ? Thanks , btw , I love that the UK now has no say in the EU rules we are following . Great decision !", "id": "twitter_224"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER 4 payments made this morning , none gone through . TINY message on the mobile app not confirming anything and NOTHING on your website . SHODDY .", "@USER Hello , thanks for your mention . We have a service availability page , which details the issues . Any payments made earlier on today are now being queued and processed . Jordan"], "response": "@USER All shoddy Jordan , all shoddy . I need to make a payment in time for the 15th Feb so maybe I ’ ll make it tomorrow to allow it to be processed ? Will that give enough time ? Don ’ t answer , I ’ m using", "id": "twitter_225"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I should say that this piece arose from an exchange on @USER with @USER and @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I still think we should forbid students cutting and pasting from past assignments . But I agree that the police-state mentality ( and the associated technology ) should be done away with . I compare it to believing in speed limits but not radar traps .", "@USER @USER @USER I still think that self plagiarism is not plagiarism . ☺", "@USER @USER @USER But surely this is a bit over the top : \" The student who cuts and pastes an earlier work in a way that satisfies the demands of an assignment is acting no differently from one of Bloom ’ s anxious poets who succeeds in obliterating the memory of those from whom she plagiarised . \"", "@USER @USER @USER I think your feudal state metaphor is exactly in reverse . The plagiarist is the Lord , the plagiarized the peasant .", "@USER @USER @USER You work in the fields of prose , and some guy shows up and says “ all this is mine . ” That ’ s feudalism as it is .", "@USER @USER @USER But the point is that entitlement and rent disappear . Then the situation you describe is impossible . The way nobody owns property laws of the Second Law of Thermodynamics .", "@USER @USER @USER It's quite common in copyright questions to distinguish between ideas and works . So , for example , anyone can write a book about thermodynamics . But you can't use two pages from my book on the subject to cover the second law without asking / paying .", "@USER @USER @USER Likewise , a student can't reuse the two pages they wrote on the second law for a short paper in the first term as part of a longer research paper at the end of the fourth . The law is still the same , the prose is just as true . But they must demonstrate they * still * understand it .", "@USER @USER @USER I agree ; what ’ s more , what a small price to pay in many instances . Quotation and / or with citation .", "@USER @USER @USER I must say that philosophers are very bad in paying that price especially if they should pay it to the unknown thinker . What they do is cite only those at the high places . Now , selective citing is proufoundly evil ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER One of my plagiarists was a philosopher ; the other was a vice chancellor .", "id": "twitter_226"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I can't decide whether to stay off Twitter tomorrow or be here and be defiant . What are other #Remainers planning ?", "@USER I ’ ve settled into my mantra from now on : Proud Scot , Proud Brit , Proud European . If anybody wants to join me with their own version , I ’ d be honoured ."], "response": "@USER @USER Would be honoured . Using #IamEuropean and and just putting the mantra out there .. Proud Scot , Proud Brit , Proud European ( the Proud European bit is the bit that matters i think . Then tweet , retweet and like were you can .", "id": "twitter_227"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why is it something tells me this wreaks of foul play here ? I wouldn't go near Bitmex if it was the last exchange . ", "@USER @USER what you think of this ? Manipulation ?", "@USER @USER Im not a fan of that exchange and the ceo isnt a fan of XRP . Theres manipulation across the board happening . Its what money does to many humans . Compromises integrity . All is fine pattern wise though . We go up more in the coming weeks to months . 2020 is GREEN .", "@USER @USER Thanks for your response . I think I will buy more tomorrow . 👍"], "response": "@USER @USER Seems like a trustworthy fella to me 🥴 ", "id": "twitter_228"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s almost like there ’ s a widespread belief that being a woman is an insult and he said it out loud . Scream like a girl Throw like a girl Run like a girl Wonder where he got that idea ? I mean , we bleed for a week without dying . Push a boulder through a pea sized opening . ", "Do most of the repetitive , year round housework . Go to bed last , get up first , generally just handle shit . Accomplish more to get paid less and promoted more rarely . Deal with everyone ’ s rules about our bodies and are blamed for all the evils of the world ."], "response": "So , sure . I totally get how being a woman is the highest insult you can throw at a man . Or child . Or other woman . #womanlike", "id": "twitter_229"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Today was one of those Sundays that everything felt a little off . Tried some new things , a few regular leaders were gone , I was sick and struggled with my sermon ...", "Afterward a woman told me through tears that she had traveled and hour and a half to be there . She smiled and sobbed as she said she had never heard someone talk like that about Jesus , and that she believed in the good news of his death and resurrection .", "“ Perfect ” Sundays don ’ t save people . Well delivered sermons don ’ t save people . God ’ s grace is enough . Praise be to Christ !"], "response": "@USER Praise God my friend ! story I ’ ve heard today ! !", "id": "twitter_230"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["WH Counsel Patrick Philbin : \" If this were a criminal trial in ordinary court & Mr . Schiff had done what he just did ... & start talking about crimes of bribery & extortion that were not in the indictment , it would've been an automatic mistrial . \" Watch - - ", "@USER If this were a criminal trial in ordinary court it would have witnesses and documents .", "@USER @USER Dear Lord , the witnesses & the testimony happen in the House , not the Senate . They are the investigatory power . #GetEducated", "@USER @USER @USER Wrong ! The House impeachment is like an indictment . The Senate holds the trial . Every other impeachment has had witnesses in the Senate . #FactsMatter P . S . If this were a criminal trial , the jury would say #LockHimUp .", "@USER @USER @USER WRONG ! ! The HOUSE investigates & presents the case . The Senate has NEVER called a witness that the House had NOT ALREADY INTERVIEWED . The House wanted the Senate to do their job for them . Read a book ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wrong ! There are things called facts , but you seem to be allergic to them . The Senate heard from 7 witnesses at Judge Nixon ’ s trial who had not testified before the House ; 3 at Clinton ’ s trial ; & 17 at Judge Porteous ’ s trial . I ’ d tell you to read a book , but I doubt you can .", "id": "twitter_231"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sadiq Khan 2015 : I ’ ll plant 2 million trees ! Sadiq Khan 2020 : I ’ ve managed 250 thousand . I ’ m so thrilled ! 🤗 With Mayor Khan , always keep the receipts . ", "@USER @USER @USER If only we'd had the #gardenbridge that the now PM was desperate for 🙄 we'd have £ 53m for #treesforcities", "@USER @USER @USER Your guy has abandoned targets for family housing . #Overcrowding will continue . Happy with that ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's an actual #tory attempting to talk about housing .", "id": "twitter_232"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Anyone sick of their kids being used as pawns by union bosses ? #onpoli", "@USER You know what I don't get . The union continues to lie and say they are doing this for the kids . Then why don't they ever strike on a PA day . They are at the school , they can go ahead and picket and parents will be happier not having to struggle looking for day care for the day"], "response": "@USER @USER I've been saying this too ! But wait , there's no kids to use as pawns on those days . But wait , they aren't using our kids as pawns ...", "id": "twitter_233"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Republicans didn't vote to have a SINGLE WITNESS in a trial . Not one . John Bolton even offered . That is a cover up . Never forget . #ImpeachmentVote", "@USER The Dems got 17 witnesses in the House . ( 18 with Atkinson ’ s secret testimony in Schiff ’ s basement . ) They stopped GOP witness requests . They didn ’ t allow a thorough cross-examination . That is a total sham . Never forget . #ImpeachmentVote"], "response": "@USER @USER you're so full of lies , unreal to be so gullible . for you .", "id": "twitter_234"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tell me , would Mediaite post a video like this on any othe President ? Class act . News site lol ! Founded by ABC News ’ Dan Abrams . ", "@USER A : no they would not ... criticizing Obama on any policy was prima facia racism ..."], "response": "@USER @USER Right - disagreeing ( or criticizing ) any politician has to be tempered based on their skin color , ethnicity , gender , etc . Unless they ’ re conservative ( then all those concerns go out the window ) . #hypocrisy", "id": "twitter_235"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER The car is powerful by all standards 👌", "@USER It sure is ! There's a reason it's called the #Beast . 💪", "@USER Once you see a Mercedes star , you know why it's the ✌ ️ 😃", "@USER We couldn't have said it better ourselves . 🥰"], "response": "@USER It will not be accepted by everyone except Mercedes , who is entitled to what is not entitled to everyone #MercedesBenz it ’ s the 😄 👍", "id": "twitter_236"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Farmers are the bosses , not the workers . ", "There's a name for agricultural workers . They're called \" farmworkers . \""], "response": "@USER Yeah but what kind of organizing has American Farm Labor actually managed to achieve ? ( in case it wasn't clear )", "id": "twitter_237"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How magnanimous to listen to 350 folks on a medium blog , but can't invest any money on better wages and working conditions for the 1000s of employees who have to pee in diapers while running around filling orders . #blessyourheart ", "Also , so strikingly generous to \" look into \" climate change while continuing to dump tons of unnecessary ( but cheap ) plastics into packing supplies for the biggest shipping retailer in the WORLD . "], "response": "I mean he's spending a whole 7.7 % of his net worth . What a sacrifice . How can anyone think to live on a mere $ 120 BILLION ? How is that even possible ? I mean if he lives another 40 years , that is only $ 8.2 MILLION per DAY . I mean you can barely buy an island for that . ", "id": "twitter_238"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I didn ’ t fly 1,400 miles to hit off mats ! #MatsOnlyToday ", "@USER By the way Betty , they do call it the Juicy Lucie .", "@USER Well I don ’ t know where that expression came from because I might be the youngest person here ."], "response": "@USER @USER would have never happened on our watch Scrap , but I ’ m sure it ’ s just a temporary situation . I know the area revived heavy rains Friday-Saturday .", "id": "twitter_239"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Imagine a Country where the Ruling Leaders have failed in Economy , Education , Poverty , Environment & Employment generation & Still have Guts to ignore all of the above Issues and ask Vote in the name of a non-Election issue like Shaheen Bagh Soncho Kitne Ch . Voters hai India mein", "@USER That's the reason why a corrupt party had ruled the over the country for 70 years ."], "response": "@USER @USER That Very Corrupt Party Created Assets That Nationalist Party Selling Today 😁 😂", "id": "twitter_240"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["🔥 🔥 🔥 It seems to be unanimous . What did you all think of the #SuperBowlHalftimeShow ? ", "@USER Jennifer is 50 . If you know who she is , you know how she dresses . It's a football game . Not a ice show . Take your kids out of the room . Who ever said the half time was family friendly . It was fabulous . Last year Adam was shirtless . It was awesome ."], "response": "@USER @USER Wow . Justifying the need to exploit herself and not use her talent . Or are u saying her body is her only one . Then I agree .", "id": "twitter_241"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t expect the world to act like the church , but our country has had a sense of moral decency on prime time TV in order to protect children . We see that disappearing before our eyes . It was demonstrated in tonight ‘ s @USER #SuperBowl Halftime Show — w / millions of kids watching .", "This exhibition was Pepsi showing young girls that sexual exploitation of women is okay . With the exploitation of women on the rise worldwide , instead of lowering the standard , we as a society should be raising it . I ’ m disappointed in @USER and the @USER ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What were the cheerleaders doing , IYHO ? What does the ( impeached ) POTUS that you breathlessly support show young girls about women ? What has he shown us about women for his entire life ? Look in the mirror and then give a lecture about lowering the standard re : exploitation .", "id": "twitter_242"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ok @USER , @USER & @USER , & , if accused me of ' trying to politicise the bushfire crisis , ' I'd point to The Dictator to #TheCobargoIncident , & say , ' why #Auspol #Qt ", "@USER @USER @USER Finally #PrimeMinister , I ask you , given you are #accusing #me , & The Opposition I lead , of issues , why does it seem like the , & the outbreak "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER of #CoronaVirus--all crises with an #EndTimes-ish feel about them , & we know you're an #Endtimes-ist--to make come to ' s ' , ' when by the hour , more & more & more , it , a , but a ?", "id": "twitter_243"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Absolutely not ! You need to get right with God ! 1Cor 6 says : Homosexuals will NOT inherit the Kingdom of God ! Did you know that ? Do not be swayed or mislead by any \" New Age \" teachings as God's Law never changes !", "@USER @USER Please don't force your religion onto other people you may believe that but not everyone else does so please just respect us and will respect you .", "@USER @USER @USER ... don't force #PRIDE practices on children , there are other subjects ( English and mathematics ) to learn . The human body was NOT created for sodomy . #anal #cancer", "@USER @USER @USER What are you talking about it's important for kids to know about any type of sexuality including heterosexuality so they won't be confused in the future while trying to figure themselves out .", "@USER @USER @USER And just because homosexuality is being taught doesn't mean it's being forced down your throat because with that logic heterosexuality was forced down my throat my whole life .", "@USER @USER @USER That makes no sense . Heterosexual relationship produces life . God created male and female for a reason .", "@USER @USER @USER Infertile heterosexual couples can't procreate . Not everyone wants to or is able to have children . Whether or not people can have children has no relevance to treating them like the equal human beings that they are ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER We are all human #facts . We all have to face judgment . #Truth is Confess sin . Follow Christ . Be Healed .", "id": "twitter_244"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Nice picture of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys . Too bad your no where near as cool as him . Takes a VERY weak minded person to take the joy out of somebody's day .", "@USER @USER Ok Boomer . At least I don't take selfies in public washrooms with my face covered in shit ."], "response": "@USER @USER It's facepaint ... Oddly enough \" Boomer \" is the name of MY Indiana Pacers Mascot . I'm Also a OU Fan #BoomerSooner plus I'm 30 sooooo yes I AM a Boomer you silly LITTLE #SlapDick who isn't old enough to remember living in The", "id": "twitter_245"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I bet they didn ’ t ask her to come already washed and blow dried . ", "@USER i almost spit my wine out 😂 😂 😂 😩 😩", "@USER Lmfaoooo I hate these new stylist with a passion", "@USER @USER Ha ! We ’ re still booked and busy though 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER Y ’ all will die out eventually 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Here's hoping . Finally found one that does not require this , just detangled and stretched ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What do you guys mean ? I went to get my bangs cut more , and she asked if I didn't wanna wash and straighten . No i just need the cut . After , I asked about the bill , she said its cool . Pays to be a regular customer . #styled #aregular .", "id": "twitter_246"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When it feels like 4am , you gotta find another Californian to help you stay awake . Bring it on #QuickShot @USER #colleaguesnotcompetitors #MarkGirgisIsNotOnTwitter ", "@USER @USER Mark Girgis was one of my absolute favorite surg onc fellows ever . You need to get him on twitter ASAP"], "response": "@USER @USER I Did my best . But he ’ s a Luddite who practices robotic surgery .", "id": "twitter_247"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How to lose a match at the Shoot-Out , Amine Amiri style 🤦 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️ 😨 #ClockisTicking ", "@USER And he still wasnt sure what he did wrong . He obv didnt read up on it upon going into the tournament .", "@USER @USER You have to hit a cushion is it", "@USER @USER Yea . Its actually the most important rule 😬 😬", "@USER @USER Really poor for a player not to know the rule", "@USER @USER He doesn't get many opportunities tbf . Being from Morrocco etc I don't know if he knows many players or speaks / understand much english . It was his first time at the event too and probably hadn't seen it before . Shame cos he could've won that .", "@USER @USER @USER exactly . He played the better and should have won . At the very least the ref could have tried to explain after the first time . It was very unfair .", "@USER @USER @USER The referee can't do that unless the player asks first .", "@USER @USER @USER Buck stops with the player . Referee has their own job to do", "@USER @USER @USER The referee , if asked , can explain the rule .", "@USER @USER @USER Can they ? I didn't know they could ask . I dont think there would be time . But I do think the ref could say \" foul . No cushion contact ' \" or something"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Funny that I'm getting official snooker rules thrown back at me for a made up snooker game !", "id": "twitter_248"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How good does the team look ? 📸 😍 #TeamIndia at the Governor General's place this morning in Sydney ", "@USER @USER They wants equal pay with men Actually it's a huge loss for BCCI They are the reason why infrastructure and drainage facilities below international standard in most Indian grounds ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ban #women #doctors as they demand #equalpay Actually it's a huge loss to They are the reason why hospital and facilities ' are ' below international standard's ' in most", "id": "twitter_249"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Court told Frydenberg ineligible for parliament because of mother's Hungarian citizenship ", "@USER Too arrogant to get it sorted when he became aware of the issue .", "@USER @USER He should have checked before he even stood for Parliament"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re kidding - he ’ s a liberal . They rule !", "id": "twitter_250"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Netflix : £ 95.88 per year . Amazon Prime : £ 79 per year . BBC : £ 157.50 per year . Can't help but think we're not getting good value for money .", "@USER BBC is also very good for kids 😊", "@USER @USER That ’ s right JJ , proper quality children ’ s programming . Nit just cartoons"], "response": "@USER @USER And all the British centric programmes can't go wrong geezer !", "id": "twitter_251"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["i am once again asking u to go to emo nite . tag sum 1 who needs 2 go and say ur city for a chance 2 win tix . ", "@USER @USER Let ’ s go to Dallas and scream mayday songs at each other @USER"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I would love to go to the Dallas emo nite and scream mayday songs at you .", "id": "twitter_252"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Remembered to take crib down . Genuinely missing it already . I'm loving celebrating Christmas on my terms , for every one of the 40 days .", "@USER Yeah ... our Christmas tree is still up #whoops 🙄", "@USER Mine was bald by Epiphany so no choice there , or I'd probably have hung on too ."], "response": "@USER Ours is an artificial one that my mum bought me when I moved into my own place aged 17 . My brother bought me decorations from Poundstretcher & a local priest gave me money for the electric meter so I had lights on it . 20 years ago & still going strong ! #blessed 😎 😏 ❤ 👣 🙏", "id": "twitter_253"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What sets a great singer from rest of the pack is the ability to convey real soul , emotion & in their singing bring the song to life ! ⁦ @USER ⁩ is a rare & exceptional talent an incredible singer . Her new album was here is out now ! ", "@USER @USER I ’ m truly humbled and deeply thankful for your kindness and appreciation of this albums . @USER a piece of work I ’ m very proud of . Thank you x 🙏"], "response": "@USER @USER Ruby , I ’ ve loved your voice since #If you ’ re ready come go with me . You ’ re a legend . I am so thrilled for you with the reception was here is receiving . So deserved ! x", "id": "twitter_254"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER yes to read which are all exemptions , deductions are to be removed - Housing deduction they wont , to keep real estate active", "@USER @USER They have removed 70 exemptions . Devil is in details ."], "response": "@USER @USER Will also have to check if one moves to new tax regime can he after a year or 2 move back . Initially 1 might not invest but as one grows in age u plan for retirement & 80 c and CCD & mediclaim play important role especially in a country with no social security", "id": "twitter_255"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Hi Punit , We do not intend to upset you . The order numbers shared were canceled due to gateway issue , product unavailability and as per the cancellation request . Also , we request you to DM us so that , we can assist you better .", "@USER @USER discounted items cancelled by @USER , non discounted same items shipped . Do you still have a #say on #who is #cheating order at , Than available to ", "@USER Dear Punit , We can see that the mentioned order is cancelled due to gateway issue . Thanks for your patience and we have shared your valuable feedback with our internal team ."], "response": "@USER How the same product is available at your gateway immediately after with 300 % price jump . Any explanation @USER . @USER #refer #CustomerSupport #bot_response for Response ", "id": "twitter_256"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hey guys , I ’ m Flee ✌ ️ London ’ s newest cultural blogger . Covering all entertainment and art events , film , music & theatre and putting it under one domain . Give me a follow on here and find me on Instagram . Peace & love . #londonlife #londonblogger #culturevulture ", "@USER Hey drop me a DM , me and @USER love to chat with you about our show and our new books . We are in London Thursday x ", "@USER @USER @USER Love you Lisa when ’ s the book out ? 💕"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Super for my #Book #Biography hitting this Looking forward to meeting fans and book signing on my going to be 💃 😘 too with and excited for Bryns book tour in 😀 😀 😀", "id": "twitter_257"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How to be a naturally beautiful woman : 1 . Have medium to long length hair in a natural color . 2 . Don ’ t be overweight . 3 . Wear clothes that flatter your body type . That ’ s it .", "Kinda sad and crazy how many women feel like this is exclusionary advice . Sorry ladies but objective beauty exists . No one cares how great ur personality is when you followed that bad advice and got a pixie cut that only Natalie Portman could pull off . Smh"], "response": "@USER I have a shaved head and I got what you meant . 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ I definitely don't blend in with the \" classic beauties \" around me . Sometimes , when I want to feel a little less conspicuous and natural , I wear a wig . 😂", "id": "twitter_258"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["HC Paul Maurice says D Anthony Bitetto comes out of #NHLJets lineup tonight for Nathan Beaulieu", "@USER Yes ! I was afraid my boy Niku would be the guy again"], "response": "@USER @USER Ummmmmm ... don ’ t know how to tell you this ...", "id": "twitter_259"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Markets can remain rational longer than you can stay insolent 😤 $ BTC ", "@USER Tbh what does this even imply"], "response": "@USER @USER Can number go down already ? Bears couldn ’ t even break 9200 today .", "id": "twitter_260"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The #Bloomberg @USER Innovation Index states that Germany is the most #innovative country in the world . Our initiative – the #Audi Ideas Program – implemented over 12,500 ideas from employees in 2019 . > > ", "@USER @USER Shame you are unable to deliver a brand new q3 that works correctly on delivery and takes two visits back to the dealer and the threat of handing it back as not fit for purpose before it was sorted out . Not even an apology given . Too clever or Ignorant ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I'm in trouble with my new car Q3 from October . 3 times was immobilized from battery . over a month now in the dealer and they haven't solve it.very", "id": "twitter_261"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If you ’ re more upset by Nancy Pelosi ripping up a bunch of papers full of lies than you are about Republicans ripping up the Constitution , you ’ re what ’ s wrong with the world . #TrumpLies #PelosiRocks #PelosiMeltdown", "Nancy Pelosi didn't \" throw a tantrum . \" She showed us an act of defiance . She couldn't just sit and applaud while this monstrous criminal continues to ruin our country ."], "response": "@USER In one , calculated , brilliant act , Pelosi completely nullified and invalidated the entirety of the #SOTU2020 \" performance . \" Failure to recognize this kind of brilliance epitomizes how blind partisanism lowers the level of political discourse . #PelosiSpeechRip", "id": "twitter_262"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Hooray ! ! ! I knew I wouldn ’ t be alone in my nerdery !", "@USER I did it last year and felt alone ! ! ! 👊 🏼", "@USER Not this year , sister ! @USER @USER and I will be tweeting right along with you !", "@USER @USER @USER Lets do this ! ! Glasses and pocket protectors on , ladies .", "@USER @USER @USER Okay . #Mulan already looks amazing to me ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Okay . That was amazing . Commercial into live ! ! ! Bowl #NFL", "id": "twitter_263"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To Rush Limbaugh : I and my family send our love and best wishes to you and your loved ones at this difficult moment in your life . May your hearts and minds be filled with and strengthened by God's love .", "@USER I despise Rush Limbaugh ’ s views . But I wouldn ’ t wish cancer on my worst enemy . We need to hold each other in grace during these times . Thank you for showing this empathy , Tulsi ."], "response": "@USER @USER #Rush has views that display of our great nation", "id": "twitter_264"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In retrospect , it seems impossible to overstate the cultural damage done by SOUTH PARK , the show that portrayed earnestness as the only sin and taught that mockery is the ultimate inoculation against all criticism", "@USER At least you never get in the gutter ... "], "response": "@USER @USER Equating sporadic parody and bawdry humor on one's Twitter profile to a decade's-long popular cartoon that's had an ENORMOUS cultural influence ? Yeah , I guess that's right .", "id": "twitter_265"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Has anyone ever seen the irony in naming a shopping centre after Charles Darwin ? #retailequation #redefiningretail #placemakers ", "@USER How many retail parks are called The Meadows ?"], "response": "@USER At least 2 retail parks are called “ meadows ” and 2 more have the word “ fields ” in their name", "id": "twitter_266"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Chief Justice John Roberts was \" awarded \" the golden gavel for presiding over the Senate during the trial . The Senate awarded the same to his predecessor , Chief Justice Rehnquist , in 1999 . But a souvenir for an impeachment trial seems ... odd ?", "@USER Let ’ s consider the legal ethics of a Defendant or jurors coming up to the judge afterward a not guilty verdict and giving him a gift . #ImpeachmentTrial", "@USER @USER Yes . And let ’ s also consider that a crash dummy could have done what he did here ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yep . Key words : “ trial ” and “ presiding ” and “ Chief Justice ” one of the few Article III actors with powers equal to the Speaker and President . He . Did . Nothing .", "id": "twitter_267"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I've never been excited for a mobile game before , looking forward to this one ! Please make sure you optimize the game on Android platform ! I own Nokia 7 Plus and I hope to play this game on it . Controller support will be great too !", "@USER Roger that and you should see some news about the Android version very soon ! Like , really soon ! 😎 #GooglePlay"], "response": "@USER This made my day ! Thanks for the reply !", "id": "twitter_268"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A southern baptist preacher used the hashtag #womenpreachers to complain about them . Let ’ s make it positive . I ’ ll start . #WomenPreachers are a gift from God .", "#womenpreachers were the first to announce the resurrection .", "@USER @USER Why not call them missionaries , or any other name or title which you want to foist on them ? Why not let the truth be sufficient for a change . The women who spread the news that they had seen Jesus were just ordinary folk who were overjoyed at what they ’ d found out ? Preachers ? No !"], "response": "@USER @USER Here ’ s a link to a list of some female missionaries . But I ’ m sure they knew better than to ever preach the Gospel . ", "id": "twitter_269"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I was 8 years old when my 3rd grade teacher read me HP # 1 . . . my life was changed . That night we went to town for music lessons and I begged / pleaded with my mom to buy me the box set of books 1-3 . I read up to and passed what my teacher had that day , to avoid spoilers", "@USER my wizarding world passion . Next month , on my 29th birthday , I will be visiting @USER & the wizarding world . . . a dream of my 7 y . o . self . Next to meeting you and sharing a coffee , this is life changing . On our honeymoon August 2018 we stopped by"], "response": "@USER the Elephant House in @USER . It was a honeymoon must . I guess all I really want to say is thank you for creating such a beautiful world that still allows a 28 y . o . woman to dream . You truly have changed my life .", "id": "twitter_270"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Grasshopper Comedy is Friday 7 Feb , w / @USER @USER @USER . Tix £ 10.00 Advanced / £ 12.00 on the door . Doors 7.15 pm / Show 8.00 pm PROMPT . Tix from 01293 535 653 or online . #ComedyBeats ", "@USER @USER @USER Been looking forward to this one for a while , its gonna be a belter ! 10 minutes til coats off and showtime . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What a great way to round off a night . One of the best headline acts on the circuit . ", "id": "twitter_271"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["( 1/5 ) I worked for a fair , honest , and transparent process , modeled after the Clinton trial , to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases , ask thoughtful questions , and determine whether we need more .", "( 2/5 ) The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed . I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents , to cure the shortcomings of its process , but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena .", "( 3/5 ) Given the partisan nature of this impeachment from the very beginning and throughout , I have come to the conclusion that there will be no fair trial in the Senate . I don ’ t believe the continuation of this process will change anything .", "( 4/5 ) It is sad for me to admit that , as an institution , the Congress has failed . It has also become clear some of my colleagues intend to further politicize this process , and drag the Supreme Court into the fray , while attacking the Chief Justice .", "( 5/5 ) I will not stand for nor support that effort . We have already degraded our institution for partisan political benefit , and I will not enable those who wish to pull down another . We are sadly at a low point of division in this country ."], "response": "@USER So what did YOU do to help determine if the “ rushed and flawed ” articles had merit ? Did you call witness to sort out the facts ? No ? You swept it under the rug and participated in a massive cover up and an assault on our constitution and the American people . #YourLegacy", "id": "twitter_272"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Am I the only one who doesn't get the current #JoinTheFight ? We are UD . We aren't Illinois , this isn't about a cancer battle ... Of all years to have a crappy # . 😞 @USER @USER @USER What say you ?", "@USER @USER @USER Everyone is on board with you and everyone thinks , if they must go down this road , it should be #jointheflight"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's a shitty hashtag . I love my #UDFlyers and I am and I love to get #LOWD . Sorry I didn't tag you , as you are a huge supporter and I value your opinion . 💋", "id": "twitter_273"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["For a guy who couldn ’ t get approved for the Ambassador to the U . N . years ago , couldn ’ t get approved for anything since , “ begged ” me for a non Senate approved job , which I gave him despite many saying “ Don ’ t do it , sir , ” takes the job , mistakenly says “ Libyan Model ” on T . V . , and ..", "... many more mistakes of judgement , gets fired because frankly , if I listened to him , we would be in World War Six by now , and goes out and IMMEDIATELY writes a nasty & untrue book . All Classified National Security . Who would do this ?"], "response": "@USER News Flash : Don Jr . is on the ONLY person in the past 3 years to write a \" true \" book . 😇 😇", "id": "twitter_274"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["GM SA'ns . We should be very concerned as it's reported that the recent bail out to SAA of R 3.5 billion will be exhausted by the end of March . It's become evident that Gov is dead set on retaining SAA despite business rescue practitioners being called in to help No financials ? 🤔", "@USER As expected ! Cyril is shocked and suprised", "@USER Hi ... Is he ? Watching him listening to questions from the opposition parties yesterday was more than annoying .. He seemed bored and uninterested .. Opinion"], "response": "@USER , are SA ’ ns really suprised by this ?", "id": "twitter_275"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 100:1- 2 NKJV “ Make a joyful shout to the LORD , all you lands ! Serve the Lord with gladness ; Come before His presence w / singing . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ His mercy is new every morning “ 📖 Lamentations 3:23 #ALDUBxADN238thWeeksary ctto ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 100:3 NKJV “ Know that the LORD , He is God ; It is He who has made us , & not we ourselves ; We are His people & the sheep of His pasture . ” "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER May we ALL come to realize today we must be guided not by our own selfish individual heart but by the sincere heart of #Christ #Jesus-His HEART of eternal for ALL ! Psalms 100:3 & Ezekiel 36:26", "id": "twitter_276"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The way Kiddish statement came from both sides ... i knew things will come to this Ghatiya level . By doing this bull shit @USER & @USER both are trying to screw things .. Fans & support karne walon ka hardwork waste karne per Utaaroo hain dono parties .", "@USER @USER @USER It is so strange why is responding like this ... why making a controversy out of it when his brother is doing so well .. 😣 🧐 #biggboss13", "@USER @USER @USER Should keep quiet and let all the attention seekers malign him and his family ... kab tak chup rahe umar ... he has to shut those fane diggers #AsimRiaz #AsimFandomHits15M"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I agree , but it ’ s a delicate time for Asim .. it will divert the attention of his fandom and give opportunity to sid shukla fans to bring asim down ... it seems strategy worked pretty well here 😣 😔 #AsimForTheWin #BiggBoss13", "id": "twitter_277"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tips for surviving Twitter : 1 . Switch off all your notifications . That's it .", "@USER I find it incredibly satisfying knowing that , for the most part , I never see the hateful bile that they're wasting so much of their time producing ."], "response": "@USER @USER What on earth have I just read 🤔 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ ‍ ️ ", "id": "twitter_278"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The iphone voice note delete button strikes again ... should of duplicated that one . 🤦 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ ", "@USER You can get it back ! Deleted voice memos live at the bottom of your voice memos , and you can recover it !", "@USER YOUVE JUST LEGIT SAVED MY LIFE ! ! !", "@USER Thank @USER , she saved my life with this a couple of weeks ago ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER Shoulda known she was behind this 🙈", "id": "twitter_279"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Go home , boomer , you already broke everything . We ’ re trying not to die .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm probably younger than most of you idiots & yes we are trying not to die so put down your craft beer & your insanely expensive gaming system & wake the fuck up", "@USER @USER @USER So a meme declaring left is right , up is down ... that ’ s gonna sell us on going with a clear loser again ? You all are adrift . We ’ ll be here when you figure it out .", "@USER @USER @USER Y'all think * you * are the ones who will * save * us ? Screaming into your megaphone , donning your REI survival gear ... 😂 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I like how you utilize ellipsis to designate a dramatic pause for effect . You are a ... cool guy . 😎 #coolguys #BernieBro", "id": "twitter_280"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I can't believe I just wrote this , but I think I want to implement ViewState in Blazor to help folks converting from Web Forms . ", "@USER Appreciate the ambitious , developer focused goal of this project . And though I haven ’ t dealt with WebForns in years my guess is that any meaningful app that hasn ’ t already migrated to a newer stack is just a mess of 3rd party components & jQuery maintained by an unambitous dev .", "@USER @USER Unambitious ? That ’ s kind of mean . Any meaningful application is non-trivial to rewrite . Hard to convince people to pay you to spend several months to get back basically the same program ( from the user ’ s post of view ) .", "@USER @USER But you ’ re right about a mess of components . Seems like it could be impractical to convert . I ran into another issue - I tried to create a new Blazor ! app to work with some legacy code and data , and had to use a 32 - bit driver . Didn ’ t seem supported with Core .", "@USER @USER Sorry , didn ’ t mean to sounded mean . Twitter isn ’ t the best platform to express feeling . In my limited experience with developers maintaining an “ outdated ” stack , it isn ’ t the technology that ’ s holding them back , it ’ s the lack of ambition or willingness to try something new ."], "response": "@USER @USER THIS ! ^ You ’ re spot on . Developers are agents of change and yet we fear changes in our own tools .", "id": "twitter_281"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I can't explain this picture I took today ", "this one is much cuter because self control is a pomegranate "], "response": "@USER the generous pineapple is my spirit animal / fruit also where is the tomato that teaches inclusion ?", "id": "twitter_282"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Blames others for problems : An abuser will blame others for all problems or for the abuser's own shortcomings . Someone is always out to get the abuser or is an obstacle to the abuser's achievements . The victim or potential victim will be blamed for almost anything .", "@USER @USER So because she said he beat her you believe it now ?", "@USER @USER @USER He literally stalks her social media when they separated 5 years ago STOP BEING IN DENIAL OMG . ", "@USER @USER @USER She clearly is stalking his too 🔍"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No she ’ s responding to him lashing out at her . Y ’ all rush to defend ABUSERS shows your true colors . Sad it had to be a black woman .", "id": "twitter_283"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["An extraordinary thing to allege by the Premier . Have been staying out of Canadian politics since the election , but this is not true . I would appreciate it if @USER would retract that statement . ", "Reminder of the historical record . Here ’ s a 2013 piece reporting on Trudeau making the case for KXL , in DC , to Democrats . ", "@USER @USER asked me to respond to @USER . See attached . Thanks for the opportunity . #KXL "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Imagine that . A politician making baseless accusations . Because has * never * done that before .", "id": "twitter_284"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lord Bhrama composed the most poweful weapon in this entire universe That's #Bhramashtra In scribble of Veda #NO is the greatest weapon It kills soul , brain & 💗 Weapon kills one's body bot soul & emotion Suffering become beyond #PAR If one don't use No defence . ", "@USER However our #vedas tell us more powerful weapons then Brhmastra . Few of them include - Narayanastra Pashupatastra", "@USER Yes it is ... My concern is about mental and emotional killing .. Bhramastra is most powerful weapon in this entire universe . But it is only for physical defeat .", "@USER Pain is inevitable till accepted . Mental and emotional killing work till one allows them and we people feel that we are trying save relationship by all mental agonies . Take an example that there is no one at home @USER ko manaye uske roothne par , to kya wo ruthegi . #NO", "@USER Ha Ha .. It's not all individually wrapped . Think ponder more . Still very appreciative concern .. It does respect 🙌 👌 👌"], "response": "@USER Read that now again , my bad and must appreciate the writer ... Too deep #NO and 🙈 🙈 🙈", "id": "twitter_285"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Police killed the terrorist at spot . Such terrorists and their supporters want to divide the society and the beautiful city of #London . We will never let them succeed . #Peace for all #Streatham ", "@USER I lived in London many years ago and still feel love for it and its citizens . They wont suceed , that place is unique , free , magical . ♥ ️"], "response": "@USER No doubt . Terror can't defeat the #London and people who this beautiful city ✌ ️", "id": "twitter_286"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER What does that BS have to do with what clyburn said ?", "@USER @USER Employment numbers are 🐂 💩 stats for governments to keep the population fattened up for the slaughter "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER you didnt get the from Clyburn ? LMFAO ", "id": "twitter_287"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not so long ago I wished I could have a cat , except for the fact that I'm allergic to them . This appeared at my door 3 days ago in the worst of the heat . I let her in and gave her cold water and some food . She's still here ! I should have wished to win the lottery 🤔 ", "@USER Guy walks into a bar . Bartender reaches behind counter & lifts a foot tall man up who starts playing a tiny piano . Guy asks where he got that little man from . \" There's a genie over there that'll grant you 1 wish . \" Guy tells the genie he wants a million bucks only to see a million", "@USER ducks fly away . Guy walks back to the bartender , \" That genie sure is deaf . \" The bartender replies , \" Yeah no shit , do you really think that I wished for a 12 inch pianist ? \" 😂 Be careful what you wish for ! ", "@USER Bwahahaha 😂 😂 😂 best joke I've heard in a long time 😆", "@USER In the meantime Buddy is not impressed 😜 ", "@USER @USER Buddy is my puppy and Kitty is currently using me for free food and A / C 😜 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER Well hopefully all goes as planned this week regarding the removal of junk in my backyard so I can finally get myself ... a new dog !", "id": "twitter_288"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Your attack on @USER is an abuse of power - people fired for poor performance do not deserve anonymity , period - bringing your family on a long fundraising trip is proper , not improper - talking about race awkwardly is evidence of being human , not racist ", "FWIW , I ’ m not a @USER supporter , I ’ m a supporter of quality journalism , and for the journalistic standards the @USER used to have", "I mean , seriously : does anybody really think @USER is sexist and racist ? Does anybody think they really know what he believes or said on the basis of this article ? Does @USER really think @USER is a racist who fired women because they were women ? Really ?", "@USER @USER @USER Former employee of Andrew - he is one of the kindest and most genuine people you'll ever meet . He called me and listened to me cry on the phone for 10 minutes yesterday after I was let go post Iowa , and then spent another 20 encouraging me . No . Other . Candidate ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER his energy is so powerful . the people don ’ t understand our opportunity here . #compassion #integrity thank you heidi for all you have done and the work you continue to do 🖖 ", "id": "twitter_289"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m trying to get over my fear of sounding sarcastic in emails when I don ’ t put an exclamation mark at the end of a sentence . ‘ Sure , no problem ! ’ 😆 ‘ Sure , no problem . ’ 😒", "@USER My ‘ can do ’ positivity in emails is transformed into mindless puppy-dog happiness the moment I press ‘ send ’ ."], "response": "@USER @USER Someone should invent a hashtag like ?", "id": "twitter_290"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BEIJING ( AP ) - - The US State Department advises against all travel to China due to virus outbreak . ", "UPDATE : BEIJING ( AP ) - - China says it will send charter flights to bring home residents of virus-afflicted region from overseas ."], "response": "@USER No one is prepared to medically deal with the passengers from those flights or anyone that has come in contact with them ... who is the that thought of this ? ! ! Bring a bunch of infected people , to infect other people ? ! ! @USER @USER", "id": "twitter_291"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Almost 1 % of Americans are incarcerated . Warehousing human beings is big business in USA , of profit to be made , from construction companies to prison guards , to social workers , to police , prosecutors & judges . Everyone has their beak in this honey pot . ", "@USER @USER Incarcerating the working age , unemployed has the effect of lowering the reported unemployment rate ."], "response": "@USER @USER ' Brave New World ' scenario : Some genius president will manage to get the incarcerated counted as employed . And when that doesn't create enough favorable propaganda , he will keep them ' employed ' but removed them from the labor force . ( but frighteningly maybe not ) .", "id": "twitter_292"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Crazy thing about this entire Tesla stock trade . I have been net long this position for over six months while unabashedly destroying this company on Twitter . I am trying to do the right thing from a fiduciary responsibility for clients while trying to educate the masses", "on this fraud . The NASDAQ might as well be renamed the Mexican stock exchange at his point . Ethics , financial and fiduciary responsibility to investors is gone . 1K solar , roofs 420 funding , Robotaxis , Full-Self Driving statements were all made under the premise of securing", "investor money and were materially false . This ladies and gentleman is the textbook definition of fraud . I actually am an investor in a stock I want to crash so sanity and accountability returns to our markets . Yet I have to own it because of the irrationality of the investment"], "response": "@USER Right because publicly listed companies never makes statements that they fail to execute on or have to revise .. by your definition most companies are frauds", "id": "twitter_293"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don't know much about roses . But get any vet onto the subject of eugenics in dogs , and the heartbreaking genetic shitshow that we imposed on artificial breeds like the German Shepherd by thinking we could breed for perfection , and the huge lesson is it doesn't work in practice . ", "@USER A fellow speaker at the RSM was a govt eugenicist . He proposed forced sterilisation , eugenic breeding , & retroactive abortion for people with disabilities . He said this to me ‘ My job is to ensure people like you cease to exist , no civilised society should tolerate your existence ’", "@USER @USER \" Retroactive abortion \" is just murder , isn't it ? That's what that means ?", "@USER @USER Thatcher commissioned him to create a mathematical formula to quantify quality of life , to be used in assessing people with disabilities right to live . Two thirds of the formula related to the ability to contribute financially to society ."], "response": "@USER @USER Because how well one can adhere to the structures of capitalism is definitely the most important thing .", "id": "twitter_294"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Someone I respect as an artist , who supports another candidate , attacked me on another SM platform today with lies about Pete . If I ever thought the Rules of the Road were cheesy or unnecessary , I apologize for thinking it . Yall please be respectful . And PLEASE don't steal joy .", "@USER Thank you for the reminder . I am sorry this happened to you . Your phrase “ PLEASE don ’ t steal joy ” really touches my heart . My joy has been stolen every single moment of every single day since the results of the last presidential election ."], "response": "@USER I'm sorry and I understand completely 💙 💛 I think that's why so many of us have poured so much into this campaign ... It brings back . ", "id": "twitter_295"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Maybe is was a VIDEO ABOUT bats that started the #coronavirus", "@USER Nope is was this video that did it . #CoronarvirusOutbreak"], "response": "@USER You can NOT sit still listening to that . it !", "id": "twitter_296"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Persona games have a very real , very serious homophobia and transphobia problem . Naoto's ( Persona 4 ) whole character is like something from a TERF horror story ! I'm glad localization teams , at least , are doing something about it . #persona5royal #Persona5 #localization ", "@USER naoto isnt trans play the game her arc is about sexism , not transitioning ", "@USER Dude I've played every version of that game multiple times . That doesn't place it above critique . ", "@USER and who said it did ? all im saying is naotos arc has nothing to do transitioning , only sexism in the workplace . Dont make it something its not about . She only wanted to be accepted in her career choice literally nothing more ."], "response": "@USER @USER She muted me . Told a transperson that she knows transphobia better than I do . All while I was trying to respectfully explain things to her , even gave my own personal experience on the matter . Wow , what a great trans ally .", "id": "twitter_297"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dont Text . Indoor Creature still isnt cool enough to get SXSW official 😪", "@USER SX ain ’ t cool enough 4 us"], "response": "@USER Every band playing sxsw is simply not", "id": "twitter_298"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just as Sen . Romney finished speaking , the White House announced that reporters will now no longer be invited to the Oval Office for the pool spray that was scheduled at 2:15 pm . Reporters were already on the South Lawn and ready to go in when the WH cancelled it .", "A WH official tells pool reporters Romney's announcement \" did not impact the decision to scrap the photo opportunity in the Oval Office . The official said the decision to cancel the spray came before Romney began to speak , \" per pool ."], "response": "@USER Another #trumpmeltdown eh ? Also : pay attention . He's getting worse . ", "id": "twitter_299"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To Rush Limbaugh : I and my family send our love and best wishes to you and your loved ones at this difficult moment in your life . May your hearts and minds be filled with and strengthened by God's love .", "@USER woah ... do you know the damage that man has caused ? The hatred that he has sewn into the american fabric ? He has been a major force in the reeducation of american voters providing the support needed for theses most heinous outcomes . Iraq , tax cuts , pipelines , roe attacks , etc .."], "response": "@USER @USER You , and people just like you , are the EXACT REASON FOR DIVISION IN THIS COUNTRY . #thehatred #sick #behumble", "id": "twitter_300"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Who else is watching the Netflix show pandemic", "@USER What ’ s that ? Shannon got me on the Circle", "@USER It ’ s good I like it , I ’ m learning a lot about the flu and vaccines ."], "response": "@USER @USER That vaccines are a pain in the ass to make and we work really hard for it but then people yell at us because everyone who got into healthcare did it to poison the population with autism #exhaustedpharmacist", "id": "twitter_301"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Couldn ’ t be prouder to support your work transforming communities , and lucky to call you a friend . ", "@USER You ’ re exactly the type of Senator America needs . Arizona should be proud of you !"], "response": "@USER @USER As an AZ conservative , I have noted the support you give this President when you find the common thread ... perhaps you can restore the concept of loyal opposition . Thank you for standing last night for the unifying heartwarming moments . No sheep-like white dress for you !", "id": "twitter_302"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I told my story and @USER amongst others thought i was the only one . Okay see what is still going on ? This is why our institutions DONT WORK ! ", "@USER If true , then this has to have a proper investigation .", "@USER @USER Is it not the investigation that will reveal the truth ? When is the investigation starting , Sir ?", "@USER @USER I ’ m not in position to say that . I ’ m simply a concerned , loyal and patriotic citizen who wants and believes in his country and crave for everything to work properly ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Suffice to say , there's no basis for & there should be NO investigation . After all , for d love of d country , one's OWN daughter that is \" eminently qualified \" can & should be employed & appointed to work & \" serve \" d citizenry . Wailers see \" patriotic \" act as NEPOTIC act", "id": "twitter_303"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Today , I will be focusing on the married . It is sad that many married people are still having crushes with persons apart from their spouses .", "If there is any fellow aside from your spouse you are admiring unduly , you must see such a person as the devil and get rid of them immediately .", "One of my sons once told me that he was always excited to resume in the office every Monday because he would get to see his secretary again . I told him to fire her immediately . Nothing and no one is worth your marriage .", "@USER Y ’ all just decided to miss the whole point of this tweet and focus on the fire her part Mannn"], "response": "@USER @USER I get your point . Why focus on a well-known philanthropist's two murder cases ? Have they not mostly been helping the community ?", "id": "twitter_304"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Never , EVER would have thought this would have happened ! Lol but YES WE ARE PREGNANT ! Brie is literally only a week and a half ahead of me ☺ ️ 🤗 Can ’ t wait to be a MOM ! ! ❤ ️ N ", "@USER Congratulations @USER Hope you will be a #father #LCE2020"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oooh but why they #broke up 🙄 They were for each other Then why ? ? #altercebu ", "id": "twitter_305"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["After we add these games , we're gonna add more games . ", "@USER My backlog is spiraling out of control . #FirstWorldProblems", "@USER Don't think we can help you there ."], "response": "@USER Maybe if I only played through a game once and moved on ... \" Damnit game developers , stop making fun games with replay value ! \"", "id": "twitter_306"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Great AGM for the Black And Asian Police Association ( BAPA ) great to tell colleagues about the Race Equality Change Agents Programme , Reverse Mentoring and Human Libraries thank you @USER @USER @USER #NCAInclusionExcellence #RECAP #RaceEquality ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you and great to have you onboard it ’ s start of a journey #togetherwecan"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great to be part of such an Inclusive , driven and passionate team around the Equality Diversity and Inclusion agenda #NCAInclusionExcellence #togetherwecan", "id": "twitter_307"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Yup - and I bet they don ’ t live in SC . I do , and happily vote for ", "@USER @USER @USER Whether the people , like me , criticizing Sen . Scott live in South Carolina is irrelevant . His vote on impeachment effects me equally as an american citizen . You're also free to vote for him if you want , but that doesn't mean it's a smart choice .", "@USER @USER @USER A bit judgmental , so let ’ s just agree to disagree . Your vote counts as much as mine , and the 63 million other voters who “ aren ’ t smart . ”", "@USER @USER @USER Excuse me , what was judgmental about my response ? I responded as straightforwardly as I could to people using snark and mocking gifs on this thread and I'M being judgmental ? ? ? Also your reference to 63 million other people is an ad populum logical fallacy .", "@USER @USER @USER And your logical fallacy is contending that local representation is meaningless in a representative government as decisions will impact a nation as a whole . Without living in the state , you have no reasonable basis to judge how smart supporting Tim is . Selfishness or hubris ? 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER Your words are gibberish . Tim Scott holds a federal office and votes on federal law , which effects all americans . The U . S . Senate is not local government . I also don't have to live in South Carolina to judge his character . Get a clue .", "@USER @USER @USER That is South Carolina ’ s voice in the federal government , not yours . Take a civics class .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s obvious I ’ m dealing with a double digit IQ . Have a good life ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hahahahahah What a chump . No testicular fortitude at all . It ’ s unsurprising that liberals lose with people like this . ", "id": "twitter_308"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["' Knowledge of London Streets ' graduate rejects ' modal shift ' as ' nonsense ' & declares black cabs to be ' a great service ' that cannot be replicated , as proved , apparently , by the ' sheer weight of what London needs ' . No , this cabbie speak doesn't make much sense to me either . ", "@USER Hmm , well it is difficult to replicate a service that doesn't want to go south of the river and inconvenience itself .", "@USER @USER Stand on Blackfriars bridge right now and see the illuminated lights going south ( looking to pick up there ) and the hired taxis heading north ( picked up in the south ) . You ’ d concede the point after about 4 minutes"], "response": "@USER @USER My comment is based on experience of multiple instances of trying to get a taxi after an evening out . Try getting a taxi from West end to take you to South East London . Not interested . Great service", "id": "twitter_309"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just because Amber Heard is an abuser also doesn't erase the fact Johnny was too . They were BOTH abusive . Evidence on both sides . Stop telling people to apologize to Johnny . He's still an abuser also . Sit down .", "@USER Johnny never abusive towards her , she was", "@USER I saw the footage of him hurling items at her while she stood there and did and said nothing . Sit down ."], "response": "@USER @USER Hmm . Somehow , I must have missed that part . Can you please provide the footage to back up your claim because if that actually happened , boy , is my face red . #JusticeForJohnnyDepp", "id": "twitter_310"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Managers lies about me will hurt their credibility with Senators who actually heard what I said . The Senators know I never said that a President can commit any crime as long as he believes his election is in the public interest . Yet the Managers persist in telling that lie .", "@USER Imagine being Alan Dershowitz and talking about someone else losing credibility .", "@USER @USER Imagine you have no idea what you ’ re even talking about . Lol", "@USER @USER @USER Dersh is an unindicted pedophile . Very close ties to Jeffery Epstein , named in victim statements as an active participant . He's living on borrowed time . 👊 🔥", "@USER @USER @USER Your slander is actionable . The proof is with Alan not the accuser . He will have his day in court .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , and he'll rot in jail where he belongs ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So you resort to ad hominems in defending someone who claims to have been misrepresented . Look up when you're taking a break from trolling .", "id": "twitter_311"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". @USER @USER @USER I worked forearm stand today . I'm getting a BIT more space between my face & the floor & protracting shoulders as much as I can . This was my last try of many . The whole time I was whispering to myself \" I'm strong . I can do this . \" It helps ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Not a lot of it yet but BOTH feet were off the wall for most of that time . Woot ! Thank you ! ! STILL need to figure out how to get more air between my face & the floor . Maybe it's just a matter of getting stronger . Or maybe it's physics bc I have short arms & a giant head ! LOL"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER B-A-M 👊 , this is Moooooooonicaaaaaaaapoooooweeeeerrrrrr . Cheering out loud here for you and the progress you made .", "id": "twitter_312"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Ya , that's not Canada . Please dont use someone else's pollution problems to pad your agenda .", "@USER That's Haiti , as it said at the bottom of the video , 10 countries contribute 90 % of ocean pollution , Canada isn't one of them . The caption is sarcasm to what #liberal Catherine McKenna said ."], "response": "@USER Some people are pretty thick when it comes to picking up on , Storm !", "id": "twitter_313"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Well OK , Joe , thanks for your call . ", "If I ever reach the pinnacle of my industry , especially after years of people publicly telling me how much I suck , and my wife sticks by me the whole way , you better believe she ’ ll be up on the podium with me , probably with a glass of wine ."], "response": "@USER Behind every good man is a good woman . BEHIND ! Not on the podium ! Get her ass outta there ! ! ! It's through sickness and health , not through Super Bowl and interview .", "id": "twitter_314"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is beyond disappointing to see this sort of thing happening in British Columbia . We don ’ t stereotype and fear monger in the face of a health scare . We need to work together to fight the virus , not each other . Together we are so much stronger . ", "@USER China is also money laundering , importing illegal fentanyl , and manipulating our housing market not to mention the spying . Should we apologize for this too ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Yes , and once you ’ re done apologizing ... head on over to yelp to give everything that came out of China a 5 star review . ", "id": "twitter_315"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If you ’ re in the replies bashing Tyler then don ’ t call yourself a fan . The dude has done nothing to deserve this fan base ’ s hatred . ", "@USER Absolutely insufferable , like anyone in those replies knows the first thing about hitting at the Major League Level", "@USER It ’ s like they were all asleep in July 2019"], "response": "@USER Dont you know Josh ! If they acknowledge that O'Neill was last season they cant bash him !", "id": "twitter_316"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We've got a #romantique ep for y'all ! Episode 23 : A lot of goo going on features @USER talking their love of #Venom , how #sexy the symbiote relationship is , and * that * AF tongue . Tune in on your favorite platform or at ", "This is the most important relationship in Eddie ’ s life and the symbiote ’ s life , too . - @USER #Venom #Marvel "], "response": "@USER The intensity of the symbiotic bond that they form definitely reads as #queer to me . It ’ s subversive of any #relationship you can think of on Earth . - @USER #queercoded ", "id": "twitter_317"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 100:1- 2 NKJV “ Make a joyful shout to the LORD , all you lands ! Serve the Lord with gladness ; Come before His presence w / singing . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER “ His mercy is new every morning “ 📖 Lamentations 3:23 #ALDUBxADN238thWeeksary ctto ", "@USER @USER @USER 📖 Psalms 100:3 NKJV “ Know that the LORD , He is God ; It is He who has made us , & not we ourselves ; We are His people & the sheep of His pasture . ” "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER May we ALL come to realize today #God created each and everyone of us on purpose in order to have a purpose . May we ALL take on a new Ezekiel 36:26 heart of flesh and thus decide to do ONLY what is right from today going forward . Psalms 100:3 & Ezekiel 36:26 #PRAYER", "id": "twitter_318"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The facial expressions and head shaking is a new low for the House . Moreover , the protests of members was incredibly inappropriate . A president speaks at the SOTU as a guest of both houses . . . .", "@USER Pelosi didn ’ t stand for banning late term abortions ."], "response": "@USER @USER Women ’ s healthcare is a . We have no right to come between a woman and her body .", "id": "twitter_319"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ordered my @USER pizza more than an hour ago . Got a call from the Sion branch , denying to deliver the order . Claiming they have “ too many orders to deliver ” . @USER @USER kindly intervene ? #aDayLate ? ", "@USER Please help us with the 11 - digit order ID for the same . ^ Jeffrey", "@USER Thank you for providing the details . Don't worry , we're looking into it and will be reaching out to you over a call in the next few minutes to have all your concerns addressed . ^ Jeffrey"], "response": "@USER After 90 long minutes ? How long do I have to wait to actually get dinner ! If there was a delay they could ’ ve informed me before so that we didn ’ t starve ! @USER @USER", "id": "twitter_320"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Last one for the night . I ’ m tired and concerned about one of my kids . So I just read some research about family dinners . How do they help ? Do they ? I don ’ t think they do . Kids hate them . Let ’ s get some opinions then I ’ ll reveal the research .", "@USER We had family dinner almost every night when my daughters were growing up . Not just sit down and eat - we cooked together & they loved it . Everyone had a chance to tell a \" story of the day \" . As adults they love to \" come home \" to \" do the dinner thing \" - bringing their BF and fiancé .", "@USER I love this ! The cooking part is great ! I often tell families they should cook together . Then nobody knows who burned the chicken ! LOL . 💜 💚"], "response": "@USER I cook and eat with my fam every day . It ’ s easy though . It ’ s just me . Haha . 💜 💚", "id": "twitter_321"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER I am no swine no demon I denounce being called such and those who lash out at frens just trying to help by calling them devils when they pray in Jesus name for you is a concern . Call us haters call us men . But responding to a prayer as such is not good . Sign", "@USER @USER @USER Dont take it personal Think . Hes in a spiritual battle , only he can fight . We will just send him prayers and back off till hes ready - I dont know - I'm just guessing . Gods got this ! ! #LoveConquersEvil #GodIsLove ❤", "@USER @USER @USER As Loud and clear as his proclamations are to be accepted so shall ours when at anytime it us us who are called out . If he speaks that truth he must listen to the truths of others .. no generalizing .. I ’ m glad he ’ s with God yes . But concern can be good"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes - but we all of Gods people know durning spiritual battles lines get distorted - the enemy plays tricks with our mind - what's good is bad and vice versa - just send your love and prayers is all we can do till he is ready , Prayers to Cordicon , and all the Love we can spare !", "id": "twitter_322"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER \" Conservative activists \" otherwise known as RW radical white nationalist racists who are now intensely afraid that their hero will lose .", "@USER @USER Yes , thank you . To call today ’ s Republicans and Trumpists “ conservative ” is overly honorific . it suggests a measure of legitimacy they don ’ t deserve . You ’ ve characterized them much better .", "@USER @USER The genuine conservatives are mostly never Trumpers IMHO ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Pretty Sure the Confederates Thought Lincoln Supporters Didn't Deserve \" Legitimacy \" , Either . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats Have a Pleasant Evening .", "id": "twitter_323"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["These two ! The chemistry between Gemma and Tig was undeniable . This scene still makes me silly-laugh . @USER and @USER are brilliant , @USER is genius ! #SOA ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not gonna lie , was really rocking that robe . He made me crack up so hard as soon as he stepped out of the bathroom . Work it , big boy ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I know , right ? Those first few episodes of season three are classic Tig !", "id": "twitter_324"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#PowerFinale Sunday . All questions answered . @USER New York , New York ", "@USER Nooo . We gotta wait longer in the UK 🙈"], "response": "@USER @USER Rachel ... its awful i cannot go near social media at work all day Monday incase of spoilers #rollonmonday", "id": "twitter_325"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["URGENT : #Taliban just shot down a helicopter in #Afghanistan - they claimed responsibility and stated “ the enemy was planing to use the helicopter against them . ”", "@USER Kill or be killed . Sounds fair enough to me . The US seems to be taking a few blows to the kidneys lately", "@USER @USER The #USMilitary shouldn't even be in #Afghanistan . Any one of their #USGenerals , who had actually read a , should know it would be a lost cause ... But I suppose that was too much to ask of them - or their advisor's ? & be - & They Were ! Stupid !", "@USER @USER Oh ! I get it ... I get : 0 ) #Britain lost An #Army in #Afghanistan in the in their attempt to extend the - the let one soldier escape to tell the - Clever . The , after wasting much time , money & life , while also fighting ... ct", "@USER @USER 2 . .. #USFinanced & #USMilitary equipped & #CIA supported forces , decided enough was enough & left - A a good decision based on . thinking they're \" The Best \" & better than & wanted to prove it ... but have failed . . ct", "@USER @USER 3 . Not only have #US #USMilitary failed , they've #Failed Miserably , even with backing & support on the ground by / / & other . Moreover , in doing so have murdered 10s of 1000s of at home , & by ! . ct", "@USER @USER 4 . #Killing / #Murdering by Drone Strike must be the most #cowardly way to kill ... let alone - or ... but the have made or their new ... Why ? Because it's the cheapest way to ."], "response": "@USER @USER 5 . Of course , the final is ... By the way , I still don't quite understand if #Americans understand the term Irony - or what it actually means ... but they created the #Taliban . The completely #US supported became the ... & the \" didn't see it coming \" !", "id": "twitter_326"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Like if you want to see Asylum in Destiny 2 ", "@USER What about just a new map instead lol bungie really needs to stop listening to nostalgic players", "@USER Because we are scared that the new maps are going to be like citadel , firebase echo or equinox"], "response": "@USER @USER What about updating the Iron 🍌 to include badass weapons as an incentive to the grind ? Or at least change the weapons since I think the current IB weapon inventory has been the same since the war of 1812 ...", "id": "twitter_327"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#Gratitude is a powerful catalyst for #Happiness . 💙 💜 💚 💙 💜 #JoyTrain RT @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Can you say something about Forgiveness please ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Forgiveness doesn't mean that what they did was okay ... #JoYTrain RT ", "id": "twitter_328"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER This is the current interglacial from ice cores ( with a further approx 1C rise from 1850s ) . If your CO2 graph is accurate there doesn't appear to be a correlation over even this short period of time . ", "@USER @USER @USER Those are local temperatures . If you use multiple cores , those big swings disappear .", "@USER @USER @USER The Vostok Ice Cores also show the MWP , LIA and MWP and significant variations in those periods .", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? Here ’ re the Greenland temperatures based on all the cores . ( From ", "@USER @USER @USER We live in the coldest period of the last 10.000 years \" , says glaciologist , Jørgen Peder Steffensen who take us back in time using Greenland icecores and reveals that AGW is a bad experiment to begin meteorology measurements with coldest point around 1875 . ", "@USER @USER @USER If you use global proxies instead of local ice cores , it becomes obvious that we are now warmer than at any time in the last 10,000 years . ", "@USER @USER @USER According to your chart , the temperature has risen by 1 degree C over 10000 years . How will we cope if it goes up a tiny bit more ? Better tax everything and put the UN in charge !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Indeed , let's reinstate tyranny #EUSSR and tax the living daylights out of individual liberty .", "id": "twitter_329"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["‘ Defending their homes ’ on the front of Tuesday's @USER #wfp ", "@USER literally fake news . elected chiefs > hereditary chiefs . we are not ruled by kings and queens . national media isn't trusted on this issue as they only highlight one side - the paid protestors . you deserve all the scorn heaped on you", "@USER @USER How does one become a \" hereditary chief \" ? I've just started hearing this term in this context . Can anyone become a tribal leader ? Is there some kind of online course we can sign up for ? Sounds like a great gig . Lots of perks .", "@USER @USER Hi Christopher . Our columnist Niigaan Sinclair wrote about the difference between hereditary and elected governments last month . You can read his column here : ", "@USER @USER @USER It still doesn ’ t answer the question", "@USER @USER @USER Oh sorry , didn't realize the question you were seeking to have answered . From the Canadian Oxford : \" hereditary : passed down from one generation to another ; descending from inheritance ; holding a position by inheritance . \""], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh well then I'm the hereditary leader of Winnipeg and I ask you to quote me before Brian Bowman henceforth since apparently democracy doesn't matter anymore", "id": "twitter_330"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Yeah I ’ m bored as hell", "@USER @USER More likes than you have followers im ballin"], "response": "@USER @USER you thrive off social media likes", "id": "twitter_331"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bing watching Babylon Berlin and I ’ m hooked . The only film I ’ ve seen that has accurately portrayed how WWI impacted that part of the world . #BabylonBerlin #incredible", "@USER Thanks for putting that tweet up , I will get the series on Amazon , it is good to see things from the other side", "@USER It ’ s the first show I ’ ve seen that has successfully conveyed the war , 10 years on , as always being in the background . It all comes back to the war . Appropriate that it is a German production .", "@USER You've got me hooked , with 3 episodes in a row . Acting is excellent . Thanks for the recommendation"], "response": "@USER OMG , wait till the last episode . Talk about “ twists & turns ” ! These writers knew what they were doing .", "id": "twitter_332"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Like @USER a lot personally . But , he is the same GOP strategist who said Hillary Clinton would beat @USER with 400 + in electoral college . His take on what the dem party needs now may make for good MSM TV . But that's about it . ", "@USER @USER @USER Early polling in the cycle did show her poised to win ~ 400 votes in the Electoral College . Then the biggest character assassination conspiracy in world history began ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And they ’ ll do it again . And it will probably work again . The Dems need to forget this “ when they go low we go high ” nonsense . I ’ m sorry to say the Dems need to get dirty too .", "id": "twitter_333"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Who's gonna milk cows in the rain ? Anyone ? Anyone ? Volunteers ? No ?", "@USER I ’ m on the way I can milk 80 head of cow twice a day ."], "response": "@USER You get free milk for life just for that kind offer ... There is at least ONE person in all of Twitter that is kind . ", "id": "twitter_334"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["( 1,2 ) Tonight was a rough night . I disrupted the State Of The Union and was detained because I let my emotions get the best of me . I simply want to be able to deal with the reality of gun violence and not have to listen to the lies about the 2A as happened tonight .", "( 2,2 ) That said , I should not have yelled out . I am thankful for the overwhelming support that I am receiving . However , I do owe my family and friends an apology . I have tried to conduct myself with dignity throughout this process and I will do better as I pursue gun safety ."], "response": "@USER Fred , You owe no one an apology for the actions you take out of . Carry on . Signed , Just a Fed", "id": "twitter_335"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Holy F , what is he thinking ? That has to be a massive amount of games suspension . I don ’ t even know the number but it has to be double digits . That ’ s a dangerous weapon . ", "@USER He did not even get a minor penalty ! Why do we even have referees ? 😎"], "response": "@USER @USER Someone has to be there to give Gallagher a penalty for getting his stupid head in the way of Chara ’ s stick ! Otherwise , how would the game be fair ?", "id": "twitter_336"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Wish I looked as hot as her", "@USER You look amazing to me XXX", "@USER Aww thank u everyone says that but I see myself as still fat x"], "response": "@USER Aww thank u bit bit as as u xx", "id": "twitter_337"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ Leave us to our own devices ” : Here ’ s an updated version of Wet ’ suwet ’ en business leader Troy Young discussing solutions to the current conflict . #bcpoli ", "@USER Just because someone can't see past a few fossil fuel jobs doesn't make fossil fuels any better . There's a global issue going here and some people can't see any further than they can touch", "@USER @USER So shut down oil and gas is the plan ? Lol good luck ... I ’ m all for alternative energy sources but there needs to be a transition not an immediate shut down ...", "@USER @USER Yes , google what oil and gas is used for and try and explain how an immediate shut down could possibly work .."], "response": "@USER @USER 1 . ) You're the only one who brought up \" immediate \" 2 . ) fossil fuels are awesome because if there ’ s even a modest supply disruption a total crisis ensues ", "id": "twitter_338"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Wish you Joy", "@USER It was never about having joy in my heart and there is so much in this world that brings me joy . It ’ s about actually finding joy and peace in the dark moments ."], "response": "@USER 🙏 Our mind creates dark moments , losing one's precious possessions gives rise to fear The source of Joy that lives in your heart protects the real you , our physical body is prone to age disease death Be happy in all circumstances Wish you Joy", "id": "twitter_339"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lots of people saying “ this deal gets judged on if Toffoli re-ups with #Canucks ” . Toffoli wife works for the #Dodgers . likely a pure rental . If he makes an impact , #canucks break playoff drought , and this market can get excited about winning again , then the deal is a success .", "@USER Canucks have lawyers and cap specialists that study this daily , yet the comments from some who don ’ t even work in this industry seem to think they know better than they do . My dad was a plumber for 40 yrs . That ’ s like me going to his work and telling him he ’ s doing it wrong . 🤦 🏼"], "response": "@USER @USER Yeah but , like , if your dad walks into my bathroom and I say , \" Oh it's just a clog , can you fix it ? \" and he opens the door in 30 minutes and there's shit all over the walls and the floor is flooded , I'm pretty sure I can deduce he did something wrong . #butalsoserious", "id": "twitter_340"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rand Paul is currently speaking on the Senate floor next to a large placard emblazoned with the name of the whistleblower", "@USER Why don't the Dems immediately call the Sergeant of Arms to arrest Paul , and demand a mistrial ?", "@USER @USER Hey , @USER , WTF ? Why isn ’ t he stopped , fined , etc . ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not remotely illegal or immoral for Rand Paul to have that sign with the name in the senate . Grasping your pearls over nothing again -", "id": "twitter_341"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So far no bad losses for this BYU team besides the utes 😜 😏", "@USER That was our worst one . Absolutely should not have happened"], "response": "@USER @USER We just shouldn't schedule them . No benefit .", "id": "twitter_342"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Scottish Government Finance Secretary Derek Mackay has resigned after @USER revealed he pestered a schoolboy in private social media messages", "Derek Mackay said : \" I take full responsibility for my actions . I have behaved foolishly and I am truly sorry . I apologise unreservedly to the individual involved and his family . I spoke last night with the First Minister and tendered my resignation with immediate effect . \"", "Nicola Sturgeon said : \" Derek has taken full responsibility for his actions and apologises unreservedly for them to the individual involved and to those he has let down . He has submitted his resignation as a government minister which I have accepted . \""], "response": "@USER @USER She accepted it by texting him", "id": "twitter_343"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Exciting personal announcement ! Starting Monday , I will be joining Nexstar Media Group and will become a nightside Digital Producer at @USER ! Same job basically , but more wide awake . #NexstarNation ", "@USER @USER We will miss you sooooo much ! ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️", "@USER And I'll miss you too Tracy ! ❤ ️ Thank you for always believing in me , especially when there were times I didn't believe in myself ."], "response": "@USER You and your giant personality have a HUGE future , Joey ! 🌟 ☀ ️ 🌟 ☀ ️ Never doubt yourself . #workmom #bigsis", "id": "twitter_344"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["7.5 hours of dialogue and listening = zero blockades removed . That Minister isn ’ t modest progress , that ’ s abject failure . #CoastalGasLink ", "@USER The no-name minister ? Who is this guy ?"], "response": "@USER A groomsman from Trudeau ’ s wedding . Totally qualified to be the Indigenous Services Minister", "id": "twitter_345"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["( 1/5 ) I worked for a fair , honest , and transparent process , modeled after the Clinton trial , to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases , ask thoughtful questions , and determine whether we need more .", "( 2/5 ) The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed . I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents , to cure the shortcomings of its process , but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena .", "( 3/5 ) Given the partisan nature of this impeachment from the very beginning and throughout , I have come to the conclusion that there will be no fair trial in the Senate . I don ’ t believe the continuation of this process will change anything ."], "response": "@USER Justice is a bipartisan is impossible to have a fair trial without witnesses.Point all the fingers you like , but you know , that you have failed the American people and to uphold the Constitution .", "id": "twitter_346"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bolton ’ s profiteering is reprehensible , but thank House Democrats for maximizing his profits by refusing to subpoena him because they want to “ focus on healthcare ” ", "@USER @USER Yeah , let's be angry at democrats instead ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Dude , what is wrong with you , don ’ t you know everything is the Dems fault ?", "id": "twitter_347"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I am sorry to not be able to stay in Washington for the conclusion of the Senate impeachment trial but I need to be home with my wife at this time . We have many decisions to make as a family . I have every faith in my colleagues and hope the Senate will do what is right .", "@USER Well this explains why you cut Adam off and rushed out of there . You know you are defeated and now here comes the sudden illness and unexpected death . Which Anons know will actually be a death penalty imposed for your behavior Jer ..."], "response": "@USER @USER you have no clue what youre tweeting about .", "id": "twitter_348"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Kali is a crime . They should build their own toolsets on something more secure , without default root access . ", "@USER \" kali is a crime . they should build their own toolsets \" you mean they should apt-get their own tools on debian , you know , the ones packaged neatly and maintained by the kali team ."], "response": "@USER I'm sorry , I forgot to add the tag when retweeting a story about pice warning parents to report their kids for using Kali .", "id": "twitter_349"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No ! No he won't ! And you damn well know it ! You coward ! ( Sorry . I think that's just * one lie too many * for me , today . ) ", "@USER @USER @USER I hope I run in to him in town . He ’ s retiring near me . I ’ ll never let him forget what he did ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lamar ’ s career began by helping Patriotic Tennesseans swear him in as Gov early to prevent Governor Blanton ’ s continuing bad behavior . #hypocrisy", "id": "twitter_350"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My 6th grader came home to tell me about a project they are doing on the colonies . They had to create a town from the Southern Colonies using MineCraft . They had a list of things to include , a plantation being one of them . My son said only one kid so far mention slaves or ...", "slave quarters . When the one student showed a building and stated that this was the location of slave quarters , the teacher stopped him . He was told that it wasn't appropriate to talk about slaves . ( I should mention , I live in Virginia , so this topic is often mishandled . )", "What a missed opportunity to have a real conversation about a horrible time in our history and its continued impact on our present . The message that sends ( unintended or not ) is not good . I'm disappointed ."], "response": "@USER 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ Because all bad things are stopped in the future by not talking about them . Ever . And then teaching kids that .", "id": "twitter_351"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chuck Schumer on Senate floor : \" The Republicans refused to get the evidence because they were afraid of what it would show . And that's all that needs to be said . \"", "@USER Here is why ... Republicans voted against removing Trump . They were Bribed by Trumps legal team with millions in campaign donations . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You must have been mistaken , isn't that called \" draining the swamp \" ?", "id": "twitter_352"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The #1001albumchallenge continues with @USER and her record \" Lady in Satin \" . It is smooth and a bit sleepy but remarkable as it seems she was struggling with a serious drug addiction at the time .", "@USER @USER released \" Atomic Basie \" in 1958 and its a thrill ride of energy and amazing playing ."], "response": "@USER @USER \" Gunfighter ballads and trail songs \" by Marty Robbins is not the type of album I'm used to liking but man he's got a great voice , and tells some amazing stories . #realcountry", "id": "twitter_353"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ontario Conservative government : “ If you are sick stay home ” Same government : “ we are reducing amount of legal sick days , cutting paid sick leave , and repealing rule prohibiting employers from requiring doctor ’ s notes whenever employee takes a sick day ” #CoronaVirusCanada ", "@USER @USER yeah if I don ’ t go to work I don ’ t get paid , if I don ’ t get paid I don ’ t have a home to stay inside of ... guess I ’ ll just die ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well that will cut down on the sick days you take", "id": "twitter_354"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just went back to the House chamber . Here is what is left of @USER childish act . Our unified strength is stronger than the paper she tore . ", "@USER @USER This was one of the most despicable things I have ever seen . She will not only set the record for losing the SOH position twice , but also set the record for the most disgraceful act by a SOH"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I find it interesting you completely omit the fact that he snubbed her and refused to shake her hand . You focus on one sides actions , but not the other .", "id": "twitter_355"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Voting opens tomorrow to select your Labour candidate for Barnet and Camden in the London Assembly 🌹 🗳 Together we can continue delivering transformative , socialist change for Barnet and Camden . ( Find out why I ’ m standing for the GLA : #outtakes ", "@USER @USER What does ' transformative socialist change mean ? Does it mean that the bins will be collected on time ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No . It means the bins will decide if they want to be collected . After all , inanimate pieces of plastic have rights too . Just in case , there are any of the #LoonyLeft out there who didn't get that . I don't want to inadvertently create a new movement .", "id": "twitter_356"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER It's token and you can buy IEO with #leo also the coinburn are daily twice \\ third per day and it's time for new protocol tokens . 🤩", "@USER @USER @USER Make sense ! I couldn ’ t find any IEO plans at the moment that ’ s why it ’ s no hype yet . Any concerns regarding people involved with Tether banking team getting in trouble , as Bitfinex part of the team most likely is involved too ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not today but maybe tomorrow will setup #IEO and one day gone win the judge instead of #cryptocapital and all the bitcoin will burn in $ LEO it 😍", "id": "twitter_357"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Strange feeling to go to a #SuperBowl party wearing something other than a #Patriots jersey", "@USER Are you ok ? Whose jersey are you sporting ?", "@USER No jersey just regular clothes haha"], "response": "@USER Whew . Worried you had to wear Chiefs gear to make someone happy . I too am awaiting the game , wearing a Radiohead t-shirt . No special meal , no champagne chilling . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️", "id": "twitter_358"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#ES_F Gotta be honest ... I'm looking for a short setup in the now ... ", "@USER Some of us read the price action , not go off of a feeling , but thanks Jeremy for you kind words ... Lol 😉", "@USER @USER I'm not liking this \" H \" period not breaking down . The 20 period EMA on a daily chart might still be the stopper & we don't get the energy to break down today ...", "@USER @USER This 3338 ~ 3339 level is a hard fight ...", "@USER @USER You can see the Sellers really trying , but Buyers in the now are absorbing ... Someone is going to win ...", "@USER @USER Look at the Sellers really try and push at 3339 ", "@USER @USER Size came in hard 3336.00 , block trade sell .", "@USER @USER I should of also mentioned in \" J \" period", "@USER @USER If J doesn't take out I period , high percentage K , L , M go lower . statistically ..."], "response": "@USER @USER Of course , I have to run that through the lottery numbers and cross it with Abraham Lincoln birthday of his wife . I'm just being , I don't want anyone getting mad at me . Today is a good day .", "id": "twitter_359"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This four months old baby died in the freezing in Idlib , #Syria . There are hundreds of thousands of children under bombing in Idlib . The people in Idlib don ’ t want to die in silence . ", "@USER You should send message to your goverment . Stop fighting stupid wars . Now you are just asking for help from Europe . Healing starts from the inside , not out . p . s . There hasn't been under minus celsius degrees in Syria . #fakenews"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh look , Katariina , they're having nice warm snow there right now . ", "id": "twitter_360"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How impressive is #TheBlenheim ! ? Tell us what makes this #home exciting to you ! ", "@USER Hi @USER ... would you be able to tell me the fab colours that you used in the living room in the #TheBlenheim please ? We bought a #TheCambridge last April and would to recreate this ! Thank you 😍", "@USER Hi @USER in this living room we have used Dulux Heritage Quartz Grey with feature wallpaper from a trade supplier , similar can be found from the supplier Arte :) Thanks , Helen"], "response": "@USER That ’ s brilliant Helen - thank you so much ! 😊 ... can ’ t believe it ’ s wallpaper", "id": "twitter_361"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To think that I would attend the #SOTU to hear the message of an IMPEACHED president is a thought that in no way would be consistent w / my fight and struggle against this dishonorable president . I will certainly NOT be there !", "@USER Since you aren't attending tonight's #SOTU it would be amazing if you could direct your attention to the thousands of suffering homeless human beings on the streets of your constituency . For more than three decades you have ignored them . They are dying and desperately need help . ", "@USER @USER Until you announce a plan it's best to be quiet . Solutions not rhetoric , Mr . Dalton ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Best solutions are as follows : #DrainTheSwamp #VoteOutDemocrats #PunishTheDeepState However , A district that is sick enough to keep electing Mad Max is probably terminal .", "id": "twitter_362"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["On #InternationalMotherLanguageDay our Fairness in Policing Inspector Khizra Dhindsa is here to extend the @USER @USER recruitment invitation in #Urdu Come and join us ! #IMLD2020 ", "@USER @USER @USER Boomers and Gammons will be boiling over after watching this"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Really ? Tell me more over your obvious prejudice considering this is about diversity & inclusion ...", "id": "twitter_363"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER This is the result when we let #DemonRats control education ‼ ️", "@USER @USER So , why did we let them and how much responsibility do we have for the result of letting them ? ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re right . We are responsible for not holding their hands and opening their ears and eyes . .", "id": "twitter_364"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Thank you for another amazing show ! #madamextheatre #thelondonpalladium #comealive ", "@USER Love the show Madonna ... saw you live since 1990 in London & Manchester once even tho I am from Manchester ... been a fan since 1986 ... since 8 years old but gutted a manchester show got cut short coz u came on late & Thursday 30th Jan coz you came on late ... missing songs . #refund ?"], "response": "@USER Feeling a little deflated coz you came on late ... £ 376 a ticket for Thursday & about £ 200 + on the last show in Manchester ... I know big stars come on late ... but do you your fans ? ? ? If you do you would not do this ... @USER @USER You love ya fans right ?", "id": "twitter_365"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\" This day has been one of the most difficult days in recent memory for me , \" Rush Limbaugh told his listeners , ahead of his disclosure that he has advanced lung cancer . \" I can't help but feel that I'm letting everybody down with this , \" Limbaugh said .", "@USER @USER And now the Liberals will show their true colors ( again ) . Everything they say they want for the world ... only applies to the voters who agree with them . I ’ m guessing so many of them are hoping Rush dies"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Coming from someone who supports the #RetardInChief ... #Deplorables are really that delusional .", "id": "twitter_366"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The President was justified in investigating #BurismaBiden . Learn why : ", "@USER Why wait until Biden announced his Presidecy ?", "@USER @USER And why investigate with your personal consigliere rather than the FBI ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The FBI ? ! ? You cant trust the FBI , they all love Obama ! The Deep State ! ( something mumbled about emails ) MAGA !", "id": "twitter_367"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Approx . 6,000 passengers have been banned from disembarking the cruise ship ' Costa Smeralda ' , as tests are carried out on two Chinese passengers suspected of having #coronavirus . ", "... #Lockdown Thousands kept on board Italian liner amid coronavirus scare | Article [ AMP ] | Reuters "], "response": "@USER Well , keeping lots of humans in small spaces won't get anybody sick , nor will it make them hostile & aggressive . You go , authorities , you go !", "id": "twitter_368"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Can someone in Goodyear ask the Indians about Puig ? There is no way he's still asking for 15 million still . I just can't wrap my head around the Indians running out an island of misfit toys in the OF when Puig is just there .", "Also can we ask about the re-investment of the Kluber money that Anotnetti promised ? Did Francona view Puig as a problem in the locker room as it has been rumored ? Will Paul Dolan address his comments about regular fans at the Greater Cleveland Sports Awards ?"], "response": "@USER Yea .. we signed Santana . 1m this year and 6m option . That ’ s reinvesting .", "id": "twitter_369"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Sis , i said albums and single sales without CSPC , AIWFCIY sold way more than their albums combined .", "@USER @USER @USER no lmao it only gives her 73k album equivalent for one week in the year . for a decade if we're being generous it would make 730k albums and Celine's 2016 album sold 828k in a few years CSPC lol"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER OMG , are you dumb ? the MC sales in one week it sells 71k , but the rest of the weeks it sells 43k , 51k , do you think it only sells for 1 week ? lmao . AIWFCIY THE SINGLE , outsold their albums combined , it sold millions and millions last decade , and she has , 3m ww .", "id": "twitter_370"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You think people spend food stamps at small independent grocers as opposed to Walmart ? ", "@USER “ The peoplle who will be affected ” ... It will affect them positively . Notice nobody brings up all the people who were affected when taxes were raised to create and expand these programs . That was literally everyone affected ."], "response": "@USER The of people defending politicians for their actions is absolutely maddening . You didn ’ t vote on a referendum to create #welfare or anything else . You voted on the guy to put in charge of the coffer and he went buck wild . You aren ’ t to blame . Stop defending them .", "id": "twitter_371"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A lot of my weight was gained from drinking over the last couple months since my grandfather passed . I used alcohol as a coping mechanism . But , recently I cut out drinking during the week and I feel great . I have been drinking water non stop .", "@USER Thank you ! I ’ m trying to . I lost a lot of weight just by cutting that alone"], "response": "@USER Yeah it makes you bloated & constantly feeling defeated tbh . Glad you ’ re going on the right path !", "id": "twitter_372"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“ Staff was very helpful when we wanted to upgrade our vehicle , which was very accommodating for our family of 7 ! :) ” – Grand Rapids , Michigan ", "@USER We were mis-sold a policy . We have direct messaged here and on Instagram . We have now made an official complaint and am waiting to here back . It's been 5 working days so far ."], "response": "@USER @USER luck ! I was told my complaint was ' escalated ' but that fell off the file or randomly disappeared . They've been pretending that I'll get a call back for 3 weeks . #Hertzproblems", "id": "twitter_373"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“ You are in charge of how you react to the people and events in your life . You can either give negativity power over your life or you can choose happiness instead . ” - Anais Nin", "Smile and you ’ ll feel better 😊 "], "response": "@USER Pamela is still as as she ever was ... CORRECTION - she's even more ! ! ! Loved by all her fans in the #UnitedKingdom . xxxxxx", "id": "twitter_374"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Saturday NIGHT Live WEEK ! ! this saturday I get to perform on one of my favorite shows ever", "10 years later :) see you this Saturday #SNL"], "response": "@USER Great for you Justin Bieber yes", "id": "twitter_375"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Happiness isn ’ t something that can just be turned on and off . And it ’ s never just up to me . You all have a lot more to do with it than I do . A LOT more than you think . When you understand that , then you ’ ll want to be helpful . #MentalHealthAwareness #friendship #JobSearch", "@USER What do you say about the existence of a subjective perception of reality ? 🤔", "@USER What do you say about REAL ABUSE ? !", "@USER Okay , I will not talk with you about reality . ( You could post your tweet as a direct answer to my question )", "@USER STOP TRYING TO BLAME ME . THAT IS ABUSE .", "@USER I will not do it . I'm sorry , I was wrong . This is just my playful mood . I'm sorry"], "response": "@USER Thank you for apologizing Daria . I hope life and the world shows me and acceptance and #work . It ’ s all I ’ ve ever looked for . But some people do bad things to others . It happens to me , a lot . And I ’ m always #alone . I don ’ t know why ? So I feel sad 😔 You know this . 🤗", "id": "twitter_376"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I'm surprised nobody has just made a medical crowd funding platform . It's deliciously evil , but supply & demand and all that ... 🤔", "@USER It's hard to look sympathetic when your asking for medical costs next to someone funding an erotic cookbook "], "response": "@USER I'm trying to be evil any make money ! ", "id": "twitter_377"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Nice rescue Padraig #big fan of Wilson hardware", "@USER Nice soft metal Fergus , good for control in the right hands 😜 don't know why I have them 😂 😂", "@USER 😂 just nice wedges #we all like nice sticks", "@USER What wedges do you have Fergus ?", "@USER I two new taylormade wedges but hated the stock shafts in them so I put some Nippon modus in them and put some funky ferrules on them ", "@USER Nice Fergus , still checking the modern ball with those bad boys 👍", "@USER They have there moments 😂 #two low bounce grinds in 54/58 great for chipping and less than full pitching", "@USER You have them on a string I'd bet , nice wedges that give you confidence on the chips and pitches , ideal to have for the scoring game .", "@USER Played today in dundrum and the ball was in a very very long piece of string 😂"], "response": "@USER A great layout Padraig € 20 for game 18 tees and full greens tad soft in places but very playable value a proper test of golf", "id": "twitter_378"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["if y ’ all like Regal Eagle Smokehouse y ’ all are gonna love the shit out of this new hole in the wall joint called Trails End", "@USER If y ’ all love Regal Eagle peep this crazy place called 4Rivers ."], "response": "@USER @USER rigth ? ? Go taste & we talk ... dont eat the Mac & cheese please .. 😂 ", "id": "twitter_379"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["$ TSLA just entered a bear market ", "@USER About 15k Robinhood users are already down on their TSLA holdings ."], "response": "@USER @USER Some hard lessons are being learned today", "id": "twitter_380"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lee Jussim's ( @USER ' s ) Orwelexicon--which was taken down within 24 hours at @USER - - is now up over at @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Some of my faves : \" Bias bias : A bias for seeing biases , often manifesting as either claiming bias when none exists , exaggerating biases that do exist , or overgeneralizing to large swaths of life from studies finding bias in some narrow or specific context . \"", "@USER @USER @USER \" Blancofemophobia : Prejudice against white women , as exemplified by dismissing the beliefs , attitudes , or behaviors of white women with phrases such as , “ White women white womening . ” \""], "response": "@USER @USER @USER One thing I've noticed that racists do is call you a racist when you point out their racism . I'm not sayin ' . I'm just sayin ' .", "id": "twitter_381"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People of Paignton I am coming among you . ", "@USER I'm confused . Why does it mention Edinburgh in the blurb ?", "@USER Paignton is the Edinburgh of the south west ?", "@USER @USER Paignton is lovely but we don ’ t have a castle . Or any haggis . Or shortbread . But I can do you a cream tea which is just lovely at a place called Angels in Babbacombe :)", "@USER @USER @USER Yes ! Angels is a lovely setting to enjoy a cream tea 👍 😋"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Now all I can think about is an Angels half tea ! ! Tuna and cheese toasted sammich with a plain scone #jamfirst", "id": "twitter_382"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Geoffrey Cox says at @USER he supports a bill of rights , following a \" massive programme of citizens ' consultation \" , because the British people don't feel ownership over , or affection towards , the European Convention on Human Rights .", "@USER @USER It cant come quick enough ECHR has provided a platform to favour criminals Time to formulate rights for the 97 % of decent law biding people and NO RIGHTS if you break the law", "@USER @USER @USER 3 % of 60 million is an awful lot of people to leave without Human Right , not exactly 6 million but heading in that direction", "@USER @USER @USER The deportation are for foreign nationals who break the law not British citizens who should go to prison if they break the law Its why Europe is in such a mess because of liberal weak governance and stupid protections rights for criminals", "@USER @USER @USER no , you specifically reference the ECHR and imply you want to deprive some people of their Human Rights , if you can deprive a group of individuals , you r even one person of their Human Rights you can do it to any group you don ’ t like", "@USER @USER @USER I support human rights But a British Bill of Rights not the ECHR which is becoming a complete joke used regulary by criminals", "@USER @USER @USER which ECHR right don ’ t you like ? just for info the only European not signed up to ECHR is Albania , a bastion of human rights and freedom", "@USER @USER @USER ECHR is intrinsically linked to the EU although not directly connected it is being used all the time by criminals costing tax payers millions in settlement payments to rapists , murderers , sex offenders and the like I don't agree with that but you do Its my \" human right \"", "@USER @USER @USER actually it ’ s linked to Winston Churchill , 1946 if I ’ m not mistaken", "@USER @USER @USER There isn't a law in the land made for decent law abiding folk - remember that Laws are made for low lives who take the criminal road HRA evolved to help those that cant help themselves and to embed their logical rights into law Criminal abuse it evade justice #ZEROTOLERANCE", "@USER @USER @USER so a person who admits using Class A Drugs and commits conspiracy to cause grievous or actual bodily harm ...", "@USER @USER @USER You defend we deport Democracy - you lose"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I concede you win the moral argument", "id": "twitter_383"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER 1 . Ma ’ am your face gives your inherent kindness away . #MichelleObama I saw talking about how it was to be the 1st black FLOTUS . It was on her mind constantly , her expressions , her words , body language that she was representing the Black community , get me ? 💙", "@USER 3 . Pete is well , McKinsey . Enough said . Has he raised one word about resolving with his Alma Mater the #ChildrenInConcentrationCamps McK is running ? No personality and #RubberToyBoy . Hosting meets with the #DirtyEnergy lobbiers and in ... 💙"], "response": "@USER 4 . ... caves dripping with chandeliers ? He ’ s funded by #coal , #oil #dirtyenergy . He could ’ ve made a great representation dor the gay community worldwide by being the of & personality traits . Unfortunately he represents the union of the worst of both sexes 💙", "id": "twitter_384"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I desperately want a choir reunion bc I need to be in a room full of people who love to sing and I miss choir and I want to sing choir songs and shit ? ? ? Too bad my anxiety makes me think they all hate me ? ? ? Lmao", "@USER I want this 2 & I don ’ t hate u", "@USER Lmao you know what's really funny is before I tweeted this I almost tweeted at you directly in all caps to ask for a simple plan style jam sesh but like I'm so rusty ☠ we should though , we should meet up and JAM", "@USER Helllllls yeah how about not this weekend but next ? ? ?", "@USER Are your dogs good with other dogs they don ’ t know ? Maybe I could bring my dog with and they could all have a play date while we jam ❤ ️ but Athena ’ s kinda smaller ( abt 40 lbs ) & very submissive so if you think they ’ d overwhelm a dog like that then maybe no .", "@USER Yeah they love meeting new dogs ! Especially smaller dogs , big dogs always mount them bc they're pretty submissive too . I know Loki would be fine , Elvis just gets excited and wants to play so idk if that would bug your pup or scare her at all ! That would be fun though 🥺", "@USER I just don't think I'd be able to do it at my place if we wanna have the pups meet bc Piper ( roomies dog ) is a grumpus and doesn't like meeting new dogs ! She growls and acts very scary even though she's a big soft cuddle bug lmao .", "@USER Hmm well my house prob won ’ t work bc I have a cat and she would be terrified lmao . But that ’ s okay ! We can just jam this weekend and then maybe have the dogs meet at the dog park another time 😊", "@USER Lol that's fair and sounds great ! ! ! I'm excited I've been dying to sing with someone lmao"], "response": "@USER Does Sunday work for you ? Then I can dip out on my bf and skip the bowl lmao", "id": "twitter_385"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This isn't true . All the candidates have enthusiastic supporters who believe in their candidate . Don't negate their sentiment . ", "@USER Hm , I feel Warren supporters aren't the worst offenders in the \" negating the sentiments of other candidates ' supporters \" game"], "response": "@USER @USER Also - you shouldn ’ t put things in quotation marks that aren ’ t actually quotes .", "id": "twitter_386"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So @USER not only called #NylaRose King of the mountain , but also signed off the latest @USER @USER Dynamitu episode with “ See you Monday in Atlanta ” , unless we are experiencing a new Monday night war that ’ s a couple big botches there #timetoretire ?", "@USER @USER @USER Have you ever called a live sporting event ? I have . It ’ s impossible to do so without a few errors ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh ... and can I point out “ Dynamitu ” in your tweet ? #AEWDynamite", "id": "twitter_387"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER How come god can murder people and it's all good ?", "@USER @USER @USER because he created it . Hes God .", "@USER @USER @USER So since a woman created a fetus cell by cell then she has the right to kill it because she is creating it ! So glad you're #prochoice now .", "@USER @USER @USER she can only get pregnant if God lets her . so he created it not her", "@USER @USER @USER Oh that's right you believe that Mary got pregnant with no sperm ! Sorry that's not how biology works . Good try though .", "@USER @USER @USER God gets to decide if the sperm and egg meet . he can kill all the sperm and make ure it doesn happen .", "@USER @USER @USER ⁉ ️ If that was true unwanted pregancies are God ’ s fault .", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah he created life and you guys commit genocide of babies like its a damn hobby at an all you can buffet .", "@USER @USER @USER ⛓ I have never had an abortion"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah but you are a murderer by proxy for supporting the ones that do ! !", "id": "twitter_388"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER GIRF . Does F stand for “ Farse ” ? And look at your customer support - Dumb nitwits . Bought a deal , place does not exist . Waste of time , petrol and money to buy the deal .", "@USER We got to know this has been addressed . Looking forward for you to Dineout soon again ! :)"], "response": "@USER So , you take money and make the customer run around the city . When you return the money , problem is solved . Blessed and thanks that I got my money back .", "id": "twitter_389"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Branding / Marketing value has taken a step up with these badge sets 😂 Posting the first orders out tomorrow , so thanks to everyone who had ordered so far ! ", "Done ! 🙈 Right , now back to work on some Doodle Club stuff ! "], "response": "@USER Beautiful ! Mine is in that pile somewhere ! ! !", "id": "twitter_390"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thanks to our friend @USER to be able to find this out and draw a clear red line for us , the world , to see this #coronavirus is no joke . 🙏 🏻 #coronavirusoutbreak ", "@USER @USER @USER as a Canadian in Vancouver since my government won ’ t stop flights from China , will you stop flights from Canada 🇨 🇦 . Our lives and health are at stake here . #CoronaOutbreak #VancouverWuhan #Coranavirüs", "@USER @USER @USER Wanna go for Dim Sum in Richmond ? I know a really good busy place and I will buy :) Both #Canada & #USA should stop all flights or at least quarantine all returning passengers for 14 days #Coranavirüs", "@USER @USER @USER The US has stopped all flights from Mainland China . They are using Canada as a port of entry to the US . But if they are infected more will get sick here ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Don't worry so much , Canadian hospitals already have so many extra beds I am sure they can handle it . Maybe they can make some bat soup for people waiting for treatment", "id": "twitter_391"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I'm just replying to your tweet where you said someone is stupid for answering the statement \" define right-wing \" with \" look in a dictionary \" . You seem to think word definitions aren't in a dictionary , for common reference . I hope you can now see that it wasn't a stupid remark .", "@USER @USER @USER Here you are ... That describes you too , I can see . You identify as a right-wing person in your picture . How far right are you ?", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 🤡 . Did you read that 😂 I don ’ t think most of you #marxist #trolls actually read what is said you just jump on a label ! My picture defines me as neither right nor left . Not I expect that confuses you", "@USER @USER @USER May I kindly point out that if I ( identifyng with the centre left ) am a Marxist , that makes you ( supporting Boris , a Centre Right Politician by his own definition ) a Fascist . I don't believe you are , in fact , a fascist , so please do me the courtesy of not being a shitweasel , ta ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And here we have it . Fascists are socialists they are #left not The great lie of the #left has involved pushing all they are embarrassed about as There is NOTHING about a fascist agenda that is Conservative", "id": "twitter_392"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks for including me in your \" these folks shine \" list , Samantha ! 💙 I'm happy to add some more names to your list . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks dear friend Pletcha .. Appreciate being included in \" these folks shine \" list . Here are a few more awesome people"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER They are , Angie ! Thank you for sharing also ! ♥ ️", "id": "twitter_393"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The government is a corrupt bureaucracy run by inept , racist , sexist , patriarchal colonialists . Let's have the government run our healthcare .", "@USER Privacy is like owning a firearm , you don't need it unless you are a criminal ."], "response": "@USER because I often forget this is the internet and there are people out there that are literally batshit insane enough to actually think this way .", "id": "twitter_394"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just seen a news headline making me sick and questioning . \" Woman was brutaly raped ! \" Is there such a thing as non-brutal rape ? ... ... ... ... wait for it ... ... ... NO ! ! ! jeesus christ ... 😵 😵 😵 Rape is kind of by fact a traumatizing brutal act ", "@USER There are also such discussions whether the woman provoked the rape or it's her fault because she was in wrong cloths in wrong place at wrong time 😡"], "response": "@USER Right ? It's Always the woman's fault … . I mean , if she would dress in a black robe and close front buttons up till tight bellow the chin , she would not \" tease \" anyone … 🤔 🤯 🤯 🤯", "id": "twitter_395"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bernie Sanders Is The True Face Of Today ’ s Democrats ", "@USER @USER Bernie Sanders Is The True Face Of Today ’ s Democrats Communist in USA , #DemRats"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER There is not such a thing as democratic communist , or democratic socialist as Mr Bernie sanders wants to sell to the young ones for next elections , #DemRats", "id": "twitter_396"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Has anyone ever heard of Gabapentin prescribed as 300 mg take one daily for nerve damage ? I don ’ t know what is the point ?", "@USER I take 2400mg of gabapentin . It doesnt help the fibro bit keeps the zapping in my head / brain from happening"], "response": "@USER @USER That's terrific , though ! 🌹 And it makes sense why it helps , imo . Good to hear a #gabapentin / #neurontin opposed to the many not-so-good ones . Or mere fact that it just doesn't help many people . I hope you find relief fo for your fibro , as well .", "id": "twitter_397"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Labour's Lisa Nandy backs calls to ban all SNP / Scottish Government politicians from public debate . Shocking .", "@USER @USER As a Labour Party member I was going to support Lisa Nandy as leader of the party . As a Scot , living in England , that option has gone . Such a shame that a talented person should let herself down ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think she's made herself to be a politician of soundbites , she can talk to people but ask her to elaborate and you realise she doesn't go very deep ! I had hope for Labour under her , she comes across best to voters so had the best chance ! Not with that intellect !", "id": "twitter_398"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Remember the time Chester threw his guitar on stage and it almost hit Mike ? Maybe he was trying to kill him for all the years of bullying ... 🤔", "@USER What ? Are you kidding or are you serious ?"], "response": "@USER I was gonna put to it , but I felt it's obvious 😅 sorry if that came out wrong ofc I'm just kidding", "id": "twitter_399"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Republicans didn't vote to have a SINGLE WITNESS in a trial . Not one . John Bolton even offered . That is a cover up . Never forget . #ImpeachmentVote", "@USER The Dems got 17 witnesses in the House . ( 18 with Atkinson ’ s secret testimony in Schiff ’ s basement . ) They stopped GOP witness requests . They didn ’ t allow a thorough cross-examination . That is a total sham . Never forget . #ImpeachmentVote", "@USER @USER you're so full of lies , unreal to be so gullible . for you .", "@USER @USER @USER anything out of his mouth has been fact checked and proven false 99 % , do your research instead of reading Q anon conspiracy drivel , so easy to scam ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER for you . like he didnt pay stormi , he didnt money launder , he didnt claim government bailouts on 6 bankruptcies , that he didnt rent based on skin color , etc . go away loser . Obama made the economy that trumps is ruining .", "id": "twitter_400"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ok I have definitely seen a lot of misinformation spread about the GTS in HOME so let me state this clearly for all 1 . It is free 2 . The free version is functionally identical to how it was in Gen 7 . It's not watered down , useless , or heavily nerfed in order to get you to pay .", "@USER how is it free if you only get 30 pokemon at a time ? what are the odds that the trade i want to get will be asking for a pokemon in the 30free slots . this is 100 % dishonest saying GTS is free and works like before .", "@USER Because the GTS is free . You're complaining about another feature being paid and saying it means the free feature is requiring payment and doesn't work as before . Now that's 100 % dishonest .", "@USER the GTS is free but you can only use it on the phone app . and I really don't think the phone app will be able to trade pokemon from your save file . If you see a pokemon you want and the pokemon they are asking for a pokemon you have in swsh but not in your box of 30 . what then ?", "@USER Then you transfer it , just like if you had it in Y but needed it in Sun I didn't say it was convenient . I was countering the notion that the GTS itself was watered down . It isn't ."], "response": "@USER @USER You made Joey mad slug REEEEEEEEEEEE ! ! ! ", "id": "twitter_401"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER media team & management - I love going to JA gigs & wish James much love for his recovery . I would gladly give up my tickets for this year if you would only give him the time he needs , a month is not long enough to recover , it ’ s not right to keep adding dates , 😡", "@USER @USER I agree and I ’ m sure most sensible caring people would x"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I agree ... it's certainly not long enough ... he will be back to the same position he's at now.He needs much more rest and recovery time Adding more dates its unkind and too much pressure", "id": "twitter_402"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Not going to lie , I had no idea what to expect . The man walked in shook all our hands , took selfies , and whatever we asked of him . I judge people on how they treat me and others I ’ m with , and that ’ s why I really appreciated meeting @USER . thanks for coming to #DAYTONA500 ", "@USER Glad he treated you ( famous / white / male / upper class ) well . I'd take a little look at how he treats the marginalized myself . Character matters - - - well at least it used to ."], "response": "@USER @USER Well , that wasn ’ t racist at all ? !", "id": "twitter_403"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Here she is guys , miss “ fuck octopus ” arrest her , NOW ", "@USER let me try it then first 🥺 🥺 🥺 i guess i was being a lil ignorant ..."], "response": "@USER Wow , this is the growth I ’ m tryna see . 🤝 👏 #growth2020 #inspired", "id": "twitter_404"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#FlashbackFriday This past week ... so many precious memories coming back of my daughter when she was a toddler . 😌 She ’ s now 15 and proud as any dad could ever be . 👊 ❤ ️ #dadgirl #RIPKobeandGianna ", "@USER You are also a wonderful father and wonderful fathers can be proud of their children ."], "response": "@USER Thank you so much . I miss those days but so fun seeing how all of them have grown up and developed their talents . 👌", "id": "twitter_405"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#FiveThingsILoveAboutTheBBC 1 . Their leftie bias . 2 . Their opening sneering and loathing of social conservatism . 3 . Their hatred of traditional Britain . 4 . Their price hikes . 5 . The Jimmy Saville Scandal . Oh wait , these are the reasons they are going to be irrelevant soon .", "@USER ' BBC Shropshire radio presenter ' your bio reads . No vested interests whatsoever . 😜", "@USER @USER Says the person talking on twitter with a link to sell his book .. Edward \" Vested interests \" Howard 2020"], "response": "@USER @USER For some reason @USER has blocked me . I think it happened just after he asked if i liked freedom of speech ..", "id": "twitter_406"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ ve compiled what I could on last night ’ s Iowa chaos 👇 . Bernie won big , Buttigieg had a strong 2nd place , & Biden had an embarrassing 4th place , unviable finish . Conclusion : Chaos . The oligarchs will stop at nothing . Trillions of dollars are at stake . ", "Particularly interesting detail , especially given the Buttigieg campaign donated around $ 100,000 to the company who created the app . ", "According to the DNC , the caucus app was only * displaying * partial results but says that all results were properly and fully recorded . "], "response": "@USER Yeah I know of no reason why we shouldn't just take them at their word .", "id": "twitter_407"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Antarctica just hit 65 degrees , its warmest temperature ever recorded ", "@USER If the Antarctic ice sheets melt , the sea level would rise 216 feet . Nothing scary about that .", "@USER @USER More crystal clean water for everyone !", "@USER @USER THAT WAS SARCASM ! ! For all those lacking that particular skill ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just a thought , how about we as a community require at the end of a tweet / post if the writers aim is indeed sarcasm otherwise it give ppl being shitheads an easy out by saying it was sarcasm and play the victim when they feel the blacklash ", "id": "twitter_408"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#INCIDENT A man has been shot by armed officers in #Streatham . At this stage it is believed a number of people have been stabbed . The circumstances are being assessed ; the incident has been declared as terrorist-related . Please follow @USER for updates", "@USER Jeremy Corbyn has issued the following statement . “ Following the tragic shooting of a man in #Streatham , I ’ m sure you will join me and the rest of the Labour Party in sending our condolences to his family and ask that we respect their privacy at this most difficult time ” ", "@USER @USER Is that condolences to a terrorists family ! No wonder the nation didn't want any part of this fool ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You call him a fool yet believe this is a true statement from him ? 🤦 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ Don ’ t . Believe . Everything . You . Read . On . Social . Media .", "id": "twitter_409"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#DuduzaneZuma | I ’ d rather vote @USER than see him continue the devastating corrupt legacy of his dad . The guava didn ’ t fall far from the tree . ", "People out here defending the son of a corrupt ex president . Africans never learn . No wonder we will always be behind 🤮", "@USER Let's for arguments sake say he was indeed corrupt , what does his son have to do with that ?", "@USER @USER Received all his fathers corrupted assets , looted state resources given to them . What ’ s more do want Sdengendini ?", "@USER @USER @USER Do you have proof ? Keeping in mind he was arrested , went to court & was aquited of all charges . Why didn't you come forward as a state witness given all the proof you have ? #FakeNews #sabcnews #isidingo", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 So typical of Duduzane fan , a complete idiocy . Duduzane didn ’ t went to court for corruption yet . He went for his other evil crime , not corruption yet ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER How stupid can you be . was called a fugitive while he was \" hiding out \" in Dubai . As soon as he landed I SA , hhe was handcuffed , arrested & in chains . What for ? Think abt that one , . Im waiting for an answer . #sabcnews #isidingo", "id": "twitter_410"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I will vote in support of the motion to allow witnesses and documents to be subpoenaed . My full statement : ", "@USER @USER You know what you can do with your vote ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Frame it for the history books ?", "id": "twitter_411"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First up was \" In the wee small hours \" by @USER . An album that saw him returning to the spotlight with a selection of songs about relationships , and loneliness . It is sometimes refereed to as the first concept album .", "@USER Next was the debut album of @USER titled Elvis . This was the world's introduction to Elvis and the album was a million seller despite being a compilation of Sun Records and RCA Victor recordings ."], "response": "@USER @USER \" Songs for swingin ' lovers \" by @USER was next and is the antithesis of \" In the wee small hours \" . Its bright and light and full of life and love .", "id": "twitter_412"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER A VAR check would probably still confirm he ’ s a woman 😂 🤣 #helicopter", "@USER @USER Would it also confirm that Liverpool are only 22 points clear due to a VAR conspiracy ? How many points taken from the last 102 ? #StatmanGaz"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Digital marketing firm with 1 follower , alienating potential customers with football banter ?", "id": "twitter_413"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["More serious restrictions on people's movements inside #China's #Hubei Province where the #coronavirus outbreak started : Govt has advised only leave home in an emergency ; food & other supplies housing estates should bulk order and deliver to the door ; private car use banned .", "#China ’ s State Council said the proportion of infected patients said to be in a “ serious condition ” has dropped nationwide from more than 15 % to just over 7 % . Even in Wuhan the sitn said to have improved but number of infected there still ina “ serious condition ” remains over 20 %", "More details on the new #Hubei #coronavirus restrictions : nearly 60 million people ordered to stay at home unless there's an emergency ; the only exception is every 3 days 1 person from each household can go out to buy essential items ... [ cont ]"], "response": "@USER @USER Nothing to see here our numbers are down and everything is good .", "id": "twitter_414"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#MenAreNotVeryGoodAt trending in the UK 🇬 🇧 🙄 Will edit that for you : #MenAreVeryGoodAt That's better . ☺ ️ ❤ ️", "@USER #MenAreNotVeryGoodAt not fighting in wars and been killed for the greater good . 😘", "@USER @USER The nerve of you to make fun of men fighting for your liberty overseas ..."], "response": "@USER @USER If men are not very good at ' NOT ' fighting in wars and dying for the greater good that would imply men are good at it . In a ironic statement meaning the majority of people that die fighting for good are men .", "id": "twitter_415"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Violent Democrats at Ohio University surrounded and attacked ' Gun Girl ' Kaitlin Bennett ( @USER ) while she was peacefully interviewing students . They threw drinks , objects , and harassed her to the point that she had to leave campus for her safety . ", "@USER @USER violent ? , , , they were throwing toilet paper", "@USER @USER @USER A moistened roll of toilet paper , 🙄 allowed to harden , can weigh as much as 5 pounds . Let someone throw it with velocity at your head and tell me how good it feels ? You should be against arguing the use of TP for a spurious reason when trees are dying , right ? #Climatechange", "@USER @USER @USER plus , she had a security guard with her . pretty sure shes protected from any “ violent cuck leftists ” trying to softly graze her head with some toilet rolls . she is a grown woman who knows exactly what she is getting herself jnto .", "@USER @USER @USER Think she might have needed a security guard to protect her from people who don ’ t know how to use “ grown up words ” but act out like spoiled children using violence ? You ’ re defending them and not her ? Might need some “ Max Headroom ” in your head for rational thought ...", "@USER @USER @USER there is absolutely nothing spoiled about not wanting intolerant racists to roam around thinking they are hot shit . there is nothing spoiled about defending yourself from people who dont like the fact you have rights ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes there is . Striking someone YOU CLAIM is a virulent racist is called assault and / or battery . Last time I checked , nobody deputized you to be a champion against racial intolerance . Is that a Federal or State law enforcement department ? intended", "id": "twitter_416"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Fake News @USER & MSDNC keep talking about “ Lt . Col . ” Vindman as though I should think only how wonderful he was . Actually , I don ’ t know him , never spoke to him , or met him ( I don ’ t believe ! ) but , he was very insubordinate , reported contents of my “ perfect ” calls incorrectly , & ...", "@USER @USER During his Army career , Vindman earned the Ranger Tab , Combat Infantryman Badge , Expert Infantryman Badge , and Parachutist Badge , as well as four Army Commendation Medals and two Defense Meritorious Service Medals . Trump ? ? ? 5 bogus bone spurs deferments . You don ’ t hold a candle"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But he knows more about the military than anyone ! ! !", "id": "twitter_417"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Australian should run Paris Street's words in full this Saturday , in place of Gerard's regular column , and without a paywall for the online version . The Oz should make clear to its readers that it doesn't condone what occurred on Sky the other night . ", "@USER A good presentation BUT a program isn't a court . There should've been a male reporter ( no wuss ) to give balance to fem views . We only heard 1 sided view of the school - except for good insights by male ex students at the beginning . There wasn't a random sample : only anecdotes .", "@USER @USER Gender is irrelevant to the facts . If a car is red , it's red irrespective of the gender of who is reporting it's red . I find your comment deeply disturbing . A court passed judgement and the facts were reported .", "@USER @USER You don't understand . You need to take a uni course in research methods ; good research is hard to do . The courts don't always get it right . See Lindy Chamberlain . Judges are not God ; they find it hard to be objective too . No more comms until you have done stats & res . methods .", "@USER @USER But that wasn't what you argued . You said the story needed a male reporter . And why do you assume I haven't studied quantative stats ? Careful , your implicit bias is showing .", "@USER @USER Because my job was involved with analysing written work . I'm not perfect but I'm on the mark often . You give yourself away with \" quantitative stats \" . \" Quantitative \" is redundant as it mean numbers and stats are numbers . The other type of research is qualitative eg . focus group ."], "response": "@USER @USER I was hoping you would be able to set me straight with your superior knowledge .", "id": "twitter_418"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I love this photo ! Miss you !", "@USER Thank you ! I miss y ’ all so much ! ! We need to plan a visit ASAP !"], "response": "@USER Yes ! ! A visit is definitely in order ! ! Also , very inspiring to see all of the work done in honor of your father !", "id": "twitter_419"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“ He ’ s impeached forever no matter what he says . YOU'RE NEVER GETTING RID OF THAT SCAR . History will ALWAYS record that you were IMPEACHED for undermining the security of our country , jeopardizing THE INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTIONS and violating the Constitution of the United States . ”", "@USER Your about as bright as this nit wit ! 😂 🤣 😅 #StillYourPresident #TrumpLandslide2020 "], "response": "@USER @USER She is just like you @USER #Loser #hater #moron for helping you . ♥ ️ ", "id": "twitter_420"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We on the other hand have abolished competition , everyone who meets the minimum requirements gets to go . Competition is hurtful and unfair . ", "@USER Rubbish . There are way more applicants than places , so only the best are accepted ."], "response": "@USER @USER Your filters are on the fritz", "id": "twitter_421"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Recently , I have been portrayed as not being transparent about an NDA regarding the new QEII parkade on Summer St . This isn ’ t true . There was never an NDA around parking . In fact , we have been sharing the details of the parkade since Oct . 31 , 2019 : 1/3", "The NDA referenced in a letter from the HRM CAO referred to our Master Planning documents when they were shared with HRM in April 2018 . Once the plans were publicly released at a media event in Oct . 2018 , it was no longer covered by an NDA . 2/3", "I would like to take the opportunity to correct the record and share important details of the QEII New Generation project : 3/3 "], "response": "@USER Thanks for stating the obvious and telling us how stressful visiting a hospital and parking in that area is @USER . And yes I can understand better the struggle the province is having with finding better ( and easier ) solutions for the parking issue 🙄", "id": "twitter_422"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hopefully this will make your day a little brighter . I ’ m honored to follow you . ", "@USER What's the difference between acting work and cocaine ? James Woods doesn't have any problems finding cocaine !", "@USER @USER Hey James , what did you say about POTUS to garner that response ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER That was not the real james woods account ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not sure how to post anything yet so I just or comment on some", "id": "twitter_423"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["SHARE AND SPREAD THE WORD ! WE NEED A LOT OF SIGNATURES TO BE NOTICED ! Dee Snider backs petition to have AC / DC play Super Bowl half-time show ", "@USER Not sure classic rock groups with senior citizen line ups is the right answer here ... #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #smokeandlights"], "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , cause when I was playing football in high school and college we never once listened to AC / DC , Metallica , or Iron Maiden to get pumped up before a game or during workouts in the weight room . .", "id": "twitter_424"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\" Edmonton Public plans to add 5 more days off to school calendar \" - Global News #abed #ableg ", "@USER Parents asked that this not be implement . #abed", "@USER @USER This is an avenue that has to be taken in order to allow students to obtain some semblance of education they received before the UCP cut education funding . If parents don ’ t want this to happen tell the govt to fund education properly !", "@USER @USER Thanks , I follow #abed closely . I'm aware and I do not believe ' more funding ' is the only battle cry that needs to be made . There are other abed matters that also need attention . cheers"], "response": "@USER @USER If defending the education of children and Alberta ’ s future leaders isn ’ t one of the most important tasks I am not sure what is . Unfortunately , all the attacks on public education are going to require sacrifices by all involved ... Parents , teachers and kids .", "id": "twitter_425"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#ThankYou for your #follow , #retweet & or of my @USER recently , @USER @USER . Have yourself a ahead . God . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you ! Have a fantastic and amazing week ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , , it's my #pleasure . You've already made it much with your #loyal & , my .", "id": "twitter_426"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Today human rights activist & PTM staunch supporter Waqas Goraya @USER was physically attacked by Pakistan ’ s establishment paid touts . I strongly condemn harassment and attacks on exiled dissidents . Pak embassies abroad shall stop facilitating those who attack exiled activists", "Few days ago when I was protesting in front of Pakistan consulate in New York , men came out from Pakistan embassy and stood on the stairs of Pakistan embassy ( on the premises of Pakistan Embassy ) and harassed me . They went back to Pakistan embassy when confronted by police ."], "response": "@USER And you will find paid Pakistani holding indian flags in front of Indian consulate against Indian Law or singing Kashmir rant ... ... ! ! ! ah the of it all is hilarious", "id": "twitter_427"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You guys wish ! Keep drinking that Kool-aid though ; want me to pour you another glass ?", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s quite to see how deranged the not-quite-Right is these days . We ’ ll have the last laugh come 2021", "@USER @USER @USER Lmao what's really sad is that you believe that . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER A Republican who barely amasses 50 % on RASMUSSEN is . Tell Donnie congrats on almost breaking 50 % in Gallup btw . Last time he ’ ll ever see that", "id": "twitter_428"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["HE PINNED THIS . YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE , DON ’ T YOU ? IT ’ S NOT . HE MEANS IT . HE WILL CHANGE THE RULES AND HIS ENABLERS WILL LET HIM . IF HE WINS AGAIN , HE WILL RULE YOU UNTIL HE DIES , YOU DIE , OR BOTH . THEN ... YOU ’ LL GET IVANKA . ", "@USER I don't think he's physically or psychologically capable of another term much less eternity . Something is severely wrong with the man .", "@USER @USER And some of his followers too !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Think of the differences in protests . While the #Left burns and gets violent , the remains peaceful . ", "id": "twitter_429"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I love that CCTV's @USER James Chau has blocked both me and @USER - were we mean to point out that your broadcasts for @USER on #PeterHumphrey contained actual lies , and intentional wrong translation ? This guy is a goodwill ambassador , unbelievable . ", "@USER @USER @USER I see this when I go to his page . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What a marvellous way to spread global goodwill ! By invitation only .", "id": "twitter_430"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hi Ho , hi Ho , it's off to work I go ! Lol . Good morning ☺", "@USER Good morning Nick . Have a great day ."], "response": "@USER Buongiorno ! Gotta dress warm and make a stop at Tim's . It's a bit chilly today . #ItsAlotABitChilly lol", "id": "twitter_431"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So , terrorists . Right wing terrorists . Using the threat of violence for politics , is terrorism . ", "@USER @USER Must be an old definition ; only liberals and brown people can be terrorists ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sure , but the liberals are , today , so beautiful . Nothing compared to the efficiency and extension of the extreme right ...", "id": "twitter_432"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Wow . I hope Ed doesn't come down off the fence and tell everyone what he REALLY thinks about me ! BTW , Marsha , you DO KNOW that Ed is 100 % correct , don't you ? Including what he said about you ? #TellingItLikeItIs ", "@USER OMG ! I Love this man . I want to invite him over for dinner ."], "response": "@USER Huh . I was thinking of inviting Marsha to dinner at my bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel . She could have miniature mushroom in special sauce ! But then I'd be making Ed's point for him ...", "id": "twitter_433"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rush Limbaugh tears up when Melania awards him Presidential Medal at SOTU ; left lashes out over it via @USER", "@USER @USER This brought tears to my eyes ! His wife looked so sad in the beginning and then her whole demeanor changed ! God bless Rush , prayers for strength !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER She knows how little he could hear . She knows what he missed hearing . When he realized what was happening her face lit up .", "id": "twitter_434"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["People don ’ t resist like this when they ’ re only going to see a doctor . What ’ s really going on in China ? ", "@USER @USER Firstly this is NOT a Complete Video . and Lastly More people die from a Common Cold or a Flu . Stop the FEAR PROPAGANDA . Q", "@USER @USER @USER 164 people a day died from influenza last year , far far more than this", "@USER @USER @USER I agree . I don ’ t know if you ’ re missing the point of the video ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No the point is more people die from the Common Cold everyday and as the Flu why no PROPAGANDA for this so you C I am not missing the point and you are falling for fear mongering . It is used to control the masses just like they did with sars and Ebola ... and ... and Q", "id": "twitter_435"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS MEN ARE MEN TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS NON BINARY PEOPLE ARE VALID DYSPHORIA THREATENS LIVES TRANS PEOPLE ARE NOT INHERENTLY PREDATORY MIND YOUR BUSINESS TO ALL MY TRANS SISTERS : YOU BELONG . YOU ARE WELCOME TO SHARE MY SPACES #ExpelMe ", "@USER Womens boundaries are not yours to give away . Women are women Men are men . And that ’ s ok . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Male violence is such a surprise .", "id": "twitter_436"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["⚡ ️ “ Our Top Obsessions of the Super Bowl 🏈 ” by @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER What the FK is a Latinx ? ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s a word invented by “ woke ” scholars which is verbalized by the 2 % Spanish speaking population ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER In #KansasCity people have started popularity contests to see who can use the word better for their “ start ups ” . Quite hilarious to watch them confuse people more . #Chicano #American", "id": "twitter_437"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We'd hate to see you go make a mistake like that ! 😢 Here in our Metro by T-Mobile family we give you more bang for your buck with nationwide 4G LTE coverage on T-Mobile ’ s network . 🙌 What has you feeling this way ? – Anna", "@USER I wish there was a way to help existing customers get a free phone .", "@USER We are always coming out with new and awesome incentives for our amazing customers ! Our customers can upgrade every 90 days at promotional pricing . Your local store here can help you out with options and deals : - Isaac", "@USER @USER \" Upgrading \" should NOT mean giving up the phone you just paid full price for and having to basically pay the difference for the upgrade . If I pay full price for something , it is MINE . Now , if I go to Sprint , I get a new phone for FREE and can keep my old phone as a back up .", "@USER @USER @USER If you upgrade to a new phone you still keep your old phone and can switch back to it any time .", "@USER @USER @USER My current phone is 6 years old and has a cracked screen . Even doing an \" upgrade \" as an already established customer ( of 15 years ) , it will still cost $ 100 + to actually UPGRADE this phone . Or I could go to or or even and keep my number and get 1 free", "@USER @USER Actually you should be eligible for an upgrade ! I would suggest speaking with someone from Metro on twitter or Facebook , they have helped me before with credits and such !", "@USER @USER Word , and I need one , but I can't afford one because any \" upgrade \" is still over $ 100 . And if I can get a free phone from another company then ... yeah ..."], "response": "@USER Upgrading is always fun , we truly appreciate your loyalty . ♥ I have sweet news , 90 days after your last phone purchase you receive a discount when you upgrade to a new phone . . Meet us in DM to have a look at eligibility . - Gavina", "id": "twitter_438"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why is it something tells me this wreaks of foul play here ? I wouldn't go near Bitmex if it was the last exchange . ", "@USER @USER what you think of this ? Manipulation ?", "@USER @USER Im not a fan of that exchange and the ceo isnt a fan of XRP . Theres manipulation across the board happening . Its what money does to many humans . Compromises integrity . All is fine pattern wise though . We go up more in the coming weeks to months . 2020 is GREEN .", "@USER @USER Thanks for your response . I think I will buy more tomorrow . 👍"], "response": "@USER @USER Seems like a trustworthy fella to me 🥴 ", "id": "twitter_439"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don't know much about roses . But get any vet onto the subject of eugenics in dogs , and the heartbreaking genetic shitshow that we imposed on artificial breeds like the German Shepherd by thinking we could breed for perfection , and the huge lesson is it doesn't work in practice . ", "@USER A fellow speaker at the RSM was a govt eugenicist . He proposed forced sterilisation , eugenic breeding , & retroactive abortion for people with disabilities . He said this to me ‘ My job is to ensure people like you cease to exist , no civilised society should tolerate your existence ’", "@USER @USER \" Retroactive abortion \" is just murder , isn't it ? That's what that means ?", "@USER @USER Thatcher commissioned him to create a mathematical formula to quantify quality of life , to be used in assessing people with disabilities right to live . Two thirds of the formula related to the ability to contribute financially to society ."], "response": "@USER @USER Because how well one can adhere to the structures of capitalism is definitely the most important thing .", "id": "twitter_440"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I got Reyes winning by KO . ", "@USER Chris you're still my boi but it's getting harder and harder every day when you make delusional statements like that + you've won 1 fight in 5 years .", "@USER Delusional ? Can I not have a opinion ? Do you think Jones is unbeatable ? That would be delusion . And btw I won a fight in 2017 ( not 5 years ago ) against a guy who had a 5 round war with the The champ of the division", "@USER Of course , but saying Reyes will win by KO against the GOAT is pretty far-fetched . I bet on you against KG as a dog and you cashed that ticket for me , so I remember that fight pretty well . I didn't say you won a fight 5 years ago , I said you've won one fight in the last 5 years .", "@USER Anderson was the GOAT at one point too . He got KOed . Not far fetched ."], "response": "@USER @USER Who KOed Anderson ? ? I don ’ t remember that ?", "id": "twitter_441"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A nice review of yesterday ’ s Scandella trade . #Habs Roundtable reaction : Canadiens trade Marco Scandella to Blues for a second ", "This trade was necessary for right now . Hopefully it has the impact of getting the coach to make more sensible decisions in a losing effort . But I ’ m not hopeful it means Bergevin knows what he has to do since @USER reported Bergevin tried to re-sign Scandella first . #Habs"], "response": "@USER @USER Nothing says commitment to winning more than trying to sign your 5-6 dman .", "id": "twitter_442"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Breaking News : The Boy Scouts of America filed for bankruptcy , succumbing to pressures including a surge in legal costs over its handling of sexual abuse claims ", "@USER You go WOKE then you go broke"], "response": "@USER @USER God damn ! It rhymes , and everything ! LOL ! #BoyScoutsCrimeSyndicate", "id": "twitter_443"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["But Emma , as a Jewish girl , has no issue when Jews only date other Jews . Really , it's only a problem for her when it's White on White preference . ", "@USER @USER Religious jews are notorious for marrying within their own group . When white people have a preference , all of a suddenly it's Lebensborn : ", "@USER @USER @USER \" Jews are white , \" I would love to be a fly on the wall during those debates . Besides , because they have an ingroup preference , there are distinct genetic differences between religious jews and \" \" \" regular \" \" \" white people . But keep believing jews are white , please do !", "@USER @USER @USER There is no debate . The census says : White – A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe , the Middle East , or North Africa . ", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , that's wrong on so many accounts I don't know where to start . Let's just say that the way we categorize is definitely inaccurate and leads to a tremendous amount of confusion , because it is wrong ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No , she's right . People from Saudi Arabia and Morocco are white now !", "id": "twitter_444"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["That said , it was an unforced PR error by @USER to tear up the speech in front of the cameras on the rostrum . Whom did that help ? @USER .", "@USER it steals the narrative from potus * . beautiful ."], "response": "@USER @USER By creating multiple political ads from now until November ?", "id": "twitter_445"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\" We would ask that they have a license . Yes . \" #cdnpoli ", "@USER this use to be the Greatest Country in the world ! The true North Strong & Free ! Now we are this wishywashy , we love everyone , too afraid to stand up and stay “ ENOUGH ! ” incase we offend anyone . Justin is a little boy playing dress up in his father ’ s clothes ! #trudeaumustgo", "@USER @USER Blah blah blah jingoism patriotism R CUNTRY IS THE BESTEST I'm a big strong lady lookit how tough I am , dogwhistle blah blah blah ... That's you . That's what you sound like .", "@USER @USER Well your response was much better ! Very informative and full of facts ! Thanks for that ! Very helpful !"], "response": "@USER @USER How in the f is this helping , pray tell ? ", "id": "twitter_446"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I've spent my life surrounded by talented , clever and ambitious women . They would , rightly , tell you that you can stick your diversity-quota , all-women shortlist and identitarian nonsense where the sun doesn't shine . Women are doing incredibly well at work , let's hear that story ! ", "@USER How about equality quotas - when a job is advertised , those interviewed for the job should reflect the demographics of either the company or the local area . I know lots of men in jobs they are not capable of but they got them because they are men .", "@USER @USER And if someone from outside the area is a better candidate than the locals ?", "@USER @USER I think you may have misread my tweet . It doesn't mention employing locals .", "@USER @USER Apologies my mistake . I'll rephrase , if the demographics of the area are type A and type B is the best candidate ? The best person for the job should get it regardless of quotas imo .", "@USER @USER Equally , I wouldn't expect the Scots to make sure they always interviewed an Englishman , Irishman and Welshman just to show they were being inclusive . Hence , reflective of the area ."], "response": "@USER @USER Going off piste , in my lifetime that formulation used to be the basis of many a joke . I doubt it would be considered acceptable these days . Oh how times are a changing .", "id": "twitter_447"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["TAKE #CHIEFS TO WIN THE #SUPERBOWL YO ! ! ! LOCK IT UP ! #MAHOMES Super Bowl LIV : How Kobe Bryant impacted Patrick Mahomes ' career via @USER", "@USER Lock up PATRICK MAHOMES & CHIEFS in Super Bowl LIV #Mahomes got dat #MambaMentality bad #karma surrounds 49ers for doggin ' @USER don't like when u keep from playing ", "@USER @USER got LOTA #faith in Patrick Mahomes to #win Super Bowl 54 , BUT if #chiefs somehow do lose , it's probably a sign from that should ditch the ! stop making money off COULD be the lesson .. "], "response": "@USER @USER #entitlement is #motorist almost hitting #superbowlfunday rider , yelling @USER them \" YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION \" then coming over to berate some more may be used after u almost hit me w / giant while speeding to ! ", "id": "twitter_448"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The people at the FBI who abused their power to try to take down @USER ' s campaign need to go to jail . Period . Dems should be outraged too . But apparently they don't care about stopping election interference when it benefits them . ", "@USER @USER I agree . A strong message must be sent ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I have to say ... Every time I saw on talking about being around ' flippers ' for most of his life and how maybe it should be illegal , I couldn't help hear & crack up about the 🚔 sirens getting louder in the background 😁 😄 😂 ", "id": "twitter_449"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER any idea why I'm still getting charged a monthky fee for something I unsubscribed from months ago ? ", "@USER If it is still showing on your account it is not cancelled .", "@USER @USER What a shambles of a response that is , clearly asking why it's not cancelled and still being charged ...", "@USER @USER It clearly says ' I need a pass to start watching '", "@USER @USER Please see here on how to cancel : if you are unable to there is a live chat on this page ."], "response": "@USER @USER As simple as that eh ? I must have dreamt I canceled in November . #useless", "id": "twitter_450"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#Democrats appear to be imploding tonight after the botched coup to #impeach @USER #TheDNC 🤣 🤣 🤣 @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Oh my gosh this hurts my eyes . Do you know how #Twitter works ? #hashtags #attags", "@USER @USER @USER Uh oh ... looks like lil “ social citizen ” also likes some #hashtags and #attags 🤣 🤣 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER Of course I do . I use hashtags and - tags . Thoughtfully and sparingly . They both have a place when complementing valuable and meaningful content . Nobody wants to see a Tweet of only tags - it doesn ’ t serve a purpose . #TwitterBestPractices", "@USER @USER @USER Uhhhh , that is YOUR opinion only social boy ! 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Actually , I ’ ve been in the #SocialMedia space for about 16 years , and it ’ s not my opinion it ’ s considered standard best practice both by users and marketers : : I have plenty more I can share if you ’ d like ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not on social media to market , mostly just to amuse myself ! 😂 😂 😂 And now that I know that #hashtags and #attags #annoy , ! 🤣 🤣", "id": "twitter_451"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["20 % shortfall in #therapyprofessions due to uncovered statutory leave alone #GE2020 #Ask4MoreHSCPs 👇 👇 👇 👇 @USER @USER @USER 👇 ", "@USER @USER @USER Given the massive gender imbalance in many therapies such as dietetics the refusal fill maternity leaves in #wehscps leads to unsustainable workloads on other women . A gender inequality thats rarely mentioned ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m always struck tho by how much women across the health service take on to cover for one another on the frontline during staff shortages when most have a number of smallies at home themselves #commitment #patients", "id": "twitter_452"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Whenever I'm abroad , I make sure I only speak English . To use a foreign language would be ' cultural appropriation ' , and that's racist .", "@USER When you come to my country you best speak AMERICAN ! And speak it good like us do !"], "response": "@USER @USER Would that be New England , New York , Deep South , Upper Midwest , or California American ? lol", "id": "twitter_453"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I think the UAE FM Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed is trying to send a message to the Palestinians . ", "@USER But Palestinian leaders are like a \" drunken gambler . \" They will lose everything , more and more ! And when their drunkenness ( sponsored by Iran , Qatar and Turkey ) is over , they will flee from their harem with the shout of angry Palestinian youth . Seven decades of failure !"], "response": "@USER @USER The land that was given to them by Israel could ’ ve been developed for tourism with hotels , theme parks etc . … But what do they do the day the land was granted to them ? They started to lob rockets … And haven ’ t stopped since", "id": "twitter_454"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Welcome to our #CheviotSlowChat reading group . If you ’ re new to #EduTwitter , welcome ! Here ’ s our first reading group question . Make sure you include our hashtag #CheviotSlowChat in your answer . @USER ", "@USER @USER Hello Karla So sorry I was late today . Very grateful to my new teacher for helping me catch up . Looking forward to being part of this group ."], "response": "@USER @USER Your new teacher has been amazing at taking to Twitter so quickly !", "id": "twitter_455"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This February we are asking you to #ShowtheLove and learn about how you can do your bit to help the planet . There's plenty of activities running @USER which you can find out about here - 💚 ", "@USER @USER Great to have you join us to #ShowTheLove this February 💚 "], "response": "@USER @USER Our pleasure ! So much for the #showthelove campaign here @USER so far ! ", "id": "twitter_456"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#BernieSanders lavishes praise on Communist Russia , preferring the Soviet Union to the American way of life #NevadaCaucus ", "@USER So because he didn't dishonestly say everything was awful , he's lavishing praise ? He also expressed displeasure with the government . This is a pretty sad attempt at a smear ."], "response": "@USER @USER Why ruin an opinion with the truth .", "id": "twitter_457"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Jimmy showing us how good his memory is ! #legend ", "@USER Anyone know where in Cornwall he won that Amatuer title ? ?"], "response": "@USER I know ! He did a Q & A for me for a blog post and one of the answers he gave was wrong ! It was about him too . Somebody commented on the post giving the correct info . It was supposedly his most memorable victory too !", "id": "twitter_458"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A newspaper column can only be so long , and there were so many beliefs that I couldn ’ t fit them all . But if you have some , please tweet them with #IBelieve and we ’ ll pick out some of the best . ", "@USER I believe that all the patents that Ivanka's company recieved in China were on her own merit and not because of her name ! #IBelieve"], "response": "@USER I believe that Trump has been faithful to ALL of his wives ! #IBelieve", "id": "twitter_459"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Who has been the best forecaster this winter ?", "@USER Without a doubt the best is @USER . Always spot on . #inwindywetrust", "@USER @USER @USER Shame he's blocked me 🤣 & I have no idea why", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t follow but what you ’ re missing out on 😜 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Banter but you block people randomly for no reason 🤣", "id": "twitter_460"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Can ’ t wait for these babies to be fired 🤩 enjoy me and my little pottery friends they ’ re so cute ! 🍶 🤍 ", "Here they are hehe 🥰 well half of them bc twitter only lets you post 4 photos 😕 "], "response": "@USER Wow you are getting so good ! !", "id": "twitter_461"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What will Trump do to increase his chances for a chaotic 2020 election season ?", "@USER Feels like there are some options missing here ..."], "response": "@USER You know that is sort of my point here ... I do hope we remove him from power to prevent this . He will pull every lever available to him . He already did this on Jan 3 and it was sickening .", "id": "twitter_462"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER #5GThatWorks #Contest Fingers crossed for a new phone !", "@USER @USER Get deep into those pregame stretches 🧘 ‍ ♂ ‍ Get your thumbs ready for a chance to win a 5G phone "], "response": "@USER Pretty dishonest to say all you need to do is tweet but what you really have to do is provide a whole bunch of personal information and link my Twitter account to some unknown third party .", "id": "twitter_463"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I painted a mural in Mexico City ! The mural is designed with a lot of poses in the hopes that people will try to pose alongside the character . I would love to see your photos next to the mural ! Thank you to @USER who brought me over and helped me paint ! <3 ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , come on . Nothing in Spain ? And not . We aren't a Mexican region . But we were neightbours for 4 centuries . By force . By our force , in fact . We basically killed and massacred all them . We are terrible people . I wouldnt come here neither , honestly . #FuckChristopherColumbus", "@USER @USER @USER I feel weird cause it seems like I am the only one who laughed with your tweet ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Probably you are 🤷 . It's so curious bcs I didn't say NOTHING , absolutly nothing criticizing mexican people , I just criticize my own country and its dark past in South American . ", "id": "twitter_464"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Note : \" head trauma exposure history \" - \" Each exam includes a brain MRI , cognitive testing , and a head trauma exposure history . \" @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER \" previous head trauma \" \" involvement in other contact sports \" - \" Study coordinators gather info . on demographics ; education medical history , previous head trauma , both related & unrelated to athletic activities , & prior involvement in other contact sports . \" ", "@USER @USER @USER ” Ideally , future studies would build on these results and help us identify ways to predict irreversible injury so we could reduce the risks for these professional athletes before it ’ s too late , ” Bernick said . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No one could figure this out . No one . #witchcraft", "id": "twitter_465"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER But FoM is better , isn't it ? Sad that you're so resentful of the young having better opportunities than you . That's all brexit is , resentment and inferiority complex .", "@USER @USER @USER And now they've got brexit , not a single leaver is happy . They never will be ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Still telling leavers how they think", "id": "twitter_466"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rush Limbaugh is a National Treasure who has made a difference on the airwaves of America for 30 years . Rush , Karen and I will be joining millions across this Country in praying for your swift recovery . God Bless You !", "@USER He made fun of Michael J Fox ’ Parkinson ’ s and RBG cancer This is what you think is a national treasure ? He is a hack who wishes harm on others . I wish him no harm but he gets no good thoughts from me ."], "response": "@USER @USER I am SICK of the LIES told about MY FRIEND #RUSH ! He is nothing but a #ClassAct ! ! GOD BLESS 😊 ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️ 🙏 ️ ️ ️", "id": "twitter_467"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Well well well . Maybe this backlash against Senator Romney is gaining legs ? ", "@USER He ’ s staging for Bloomberg ’ s VP pick . #DontBeliveMeJustWatch"], "response": "@USER @USER Pierre Delecto always knows how to win and make great political decisions #hugeloser", "id": "twitter_468"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It's been said by others but I'll say it too : The way China is reporting almost an identical number of new coronavirus cases each day ( approximately 3000 ) MUST be a reflection of its diagnosis capacity rather than the true caseload , which is likely much worse .", "@USER Test kits are limited to $ 4k per day"], "response": "@USER @USER Therefore no tests no more cases , maybe this might work for unwanted pregnancy . I mean if you cant test for it are you truly pregnant ?", "id": "twitter_469"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It's eSports ... It's not for the idle , lazy or jobless ! ! ! 🙂 People are building a career in it the world over ... Here we're still struggling to stabilize \" Regular \" Sports ! ! ! 😐 ", "@USER You go dey play , Nepa take light or Glo Internet decide to mess up ; who you wan explain to abi make Gen just off for no reason .", "@USER 😂 😂 😂 ... Go away with your Negative Vibe jare ! ! !", "@USER @USER It ’ s not Negative vibe mann it ’ s just facts ... situations surrounding us are crazy mann ..."], "response": "@USER @USER You see say I laugh before the comment ... It's just nothing serious ! ! ! Hopefully we'll get there someday", "id": "twitter_470"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CBS Sports projects Auburn's Isaac Okoro as first round pick in NBA Draft ", "@USER They're way off . Maybe a 3rd or 4th rounder .", "@USER @USER You know basketball only has 2 rounds ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , so maybe 5th or 6th for Okoro .", "id": "twitter_471"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Terrible @USER the order is missing from the #bromley one . Don ’ t order takeaway from there", "@USER Hey Stefan , sorry to hear this ! Did you speak with the restaurant team for help with your order ?", "@USER @USER Or the London Bridge one . Or the Manchester one . Neither ever get them right ! 10 items we had missing our last group order 😂 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER Shocking performance . But at least they have a nice ‘ apology ’ to make it up to us paying customers .", "id": "twitter_472"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ya know . Just using the knowledge I got from @USER with a free month with @USER and mental support from @USER to increase my stack . ", "@USER @USER @USER SOOO glad you ’ re putting that month to good use"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER yessir started trading more regularly again on my blewn bybit account some weeks ago I took the free month of ' s group to good use - already nearly recovered 100 % of that blewn accounts losses by now and the season is only just starting 🔥 appreciate it", "id": "twitter_473"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER And how many people were shot by law abiding gun folks ? ... right . Zero .", "@USER @USER Well the Las Vegas shooter was a law abiding gun folk with no prior convictions . But he snapped right ?", "@USER @USER @USER Why is everyone ’ s go to is Vegas ? There ’ s so many red flags about the incident and news stopped covering it not even a week later . One of the greatest false flags of the century", "@USER @USER @USER Not to mention sandy hook , 9/11 etc ...", "@USER @USER @USER We have to make an entire new thread about conspiracy theories 🌚 i love them especially after I ’ ve been drinking", "@USER @USER @USER When you don ’ t have an argument 👆 🏻", "@USER @USER @USER If he was law abiding , with no prior convictions , what would your background check have done to prevent it ?", "@USER @USER @USER “ Laws don ’ t work 100 % of the time , so that means we shouldn ’ t have any ! ! ”", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s illegal to have window tint darker than 25 % . I have limo . Tell me again how laws prevent people from breaking them . It ’ s illegal to go over the suggested speed . Yet i do it . Laws don ’ t deter people from crime . I know it ’ s a wild concept", "@USER @USER @USER “ Laws don ’ t work 100 % of the time , so that means we shouldn ’ t have any ! ! ”", "@USER @USER @USER “ Tweeting the same thing over and over proves your point even more ”", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s the only point I need to make since that ’ s your horrendous logic .", "@USER @USER @USER Because you can ’ t think of anything else and you really don ’ t want to get stomped by someone who knows firearms inside and out on twitter"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Are you really going to puff out your chest on Twitter to someone you don ’ t know ?", "id": "twitter_474"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#zeroresponseFromAmericanAir #customercarenonexistentAmericanAir #CongratulationstoEmilyforbecomingCEOandPresident of . Customer service agent claimed there wasn't anyone else I could talk to because she was the CEO and President of @USER", "@USER Our team should always be kind and helpful . Please meet us in DM with the record locator and the details . We'd like to take a closer look .", "@USER We just responded to your DMs ."], "response": "@USER An acknowledgement to / of my DM is not a reply or a solution . Still waiting for good #customerservice from @USER", "id": "twitter_475"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I walked out of that speech . The lies , the bigotry , and the shameless bragging about taking away food stamps that people depend on to live — it was all beneath the dignity of the office he occupies . Shame on this forever impeached president .", "@USER Tell you what ... you show me where in the Constitution it gives the Federal Government the power to hand out food assistance and I'll wax your suv for a year . Deal ? What is beneath the office is when a President OVERREACHES Federal power and OPPRESSES the People ! Next topic . - VJ"], "response": "@USER @USER I would think people getting themselves off food stamps would be a good thing . ?", "id": "twitter_476"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["RETWEET : Footage of a missile hitting the Pentagon on 9/11 ! ! ! ", "@USER That's the \" strange vision \" I was yelling about in June 2001 , & was told \" #America is the safest #country on Earth ! \" Some even whispered amongst each other , \" They ( some gb & eu ) say he's deluded . \" , about me . Only My #RedNecks & some US Military were loyal to us .", "@USER You see , the devil ( satan , sat-un , un , scientists , etc ) & its serpents ( #msm #media , #churches , , etc ) try to trick to they're the \" boss of the Jah \" . How many more or less ' blacks ' in USA got killed since became @USER ?", "@USER @USER Look beyond #aesthetics . #politics & #showbiz counts and feeds on a need for instant , short-term kinetic , in order to endorse a script or agenda . .", "@USER @USER The #MostHighGod Jah asks of us to fulfill God Jah #balanceSheet ; that means beyond #aesthetics , & other infidel & pagan vanities & values . Why ? Because those who are the source of all evils . \" Cash is king ? It's crowned with . \" 👑 ☢ ️ 🤣"], "response": "@USER @USER The thing may be a reduction in the cost of #palmoil , #soybeans and other things ; if you can find somewhere to them effectively ! 🤣 😂 😁 . ( eu , un & its serpents run terrorism & have since Genesis . ) God .", "id": "twitter_477"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yesterday , @USER , who has recently moved to a new town , sent out this cry for help , and received little but derision ( mainly from me ) . Can we all reach out to Harriet , and say how much we like her string bag ? ", "@USER @USER I do like it , but I prefer the boot .", "@USER @USER Harriet , are you OK with that kind of comment ?", "@USER @USER Look , this comes from a good place . ", "@USER @USER I actually inherited this string bag and haven ’ t used it yet - but now inspired to start .", "@USER @USER That ’ s a lovely string bag but the rope handles make it a bit bulkier than it should be amirite ? The beauty of my string bag * clears throat * is that it collapses right down into the palm of the hand I use to wave frantically at strangers .", "@USER @USER I think you are right . I like mine , but string bags aren ’ t the hill I want to die on . And , speaking of hills , the fit flops look like a good tip ."], "response": "@USER @USER They ’ re called Nyssa , which is like Lissa only more negative ", "id": "twitter_478"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER you giys are scammers . Cause of your false response I suffer more than 1 month and now you ’ re saying you can orovide me all those tomorrow . But what about those suffering . #Scammer #worstinbusiness", "@USER you guys are not even bothring to respond . Next level of scammer in Canada . #worstcustomerservice #fakepromise", "@USER Hi Ronak . We did respond to your DM yesterday and let you know that we would look into your request and follow up with you today .", "@USER Scam continues as I went to your location they said we already ran out of kits . #scammer #fake"], "response": "@USER It ’ s more than 24 hours since I write you still mo response . #scammer #FakeNews #fake @USER @USER so", "id": "twitter_479"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#NewsAlert – All 4 of the accused will not be hanged tomorrow , the execution has been postponed till further notice : AP Singh ( accused counsel ) . #JusticeForNirbhaya ", "@USER @USER Perhaps the counsel needs to suffer same punishment as the accused . That will cure these delay tactics .", "@USER @USER This case is ridiculous . Isn ’ t there any end to the number of petitions these monsters can file ?", "@USER @USER @USER And they do one by one .. I hate the lawyer as much as the criminals . Doesn't he have a family 😡 😡"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Gosh ! Just read the reasoning for stay order ... they've not exhausted all legal options ( their lawyer forgot to say - for a proven heinous illegal act ) ! ! ! just walked into a puddle and drowned", "id": "twitter_480"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Taking a trip down memory lane back to 80 ' s #synth #analogue - ish sounds and styles with the @USER Dave Smith Instruments Prophet Rev 2 😉 🎹 @USER #electronicmusic @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER At the time I had absolutely no idea how massive the worldwide impact of my recordings made was going to be ! Just about every major industry in the world used it to promote , advertise inform and educate over the next decade 😉 🎼 ", "@USER @USER @USER The huge upside for me , although it perhaps didn't occur to me at the time , was that it was pretty much all #Anonymous 😉 🎼"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 1/2 It meant I could have some of the trappings of #wealth ... the nice house in the country , the fast #cars ( well ok , it was a #nissan Micra , my first ever new car , but it was pretty nippy round town 😉 ) the ( well ok , woman ) ...", "id": "twitter_481"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When the #Bucks were finally bad enough to get a good pick , the Top 2 were Andrew Wiggins & Jabari Parker . That was supposed to save the franchise . Today , Wiggins & Parker are traded on the same day , as the #Bucks are 43-7 , and AGAIN , I thank John Hammond for drafting Giannis .", "@USER Also - Jabari was on his way to be a stud before the injuries ... I believe he got that pick right too . #BucksAreGood", "@USER Can ’ t say it was a bad pick . Could say Embiid woulda been better . But the point is : Who woulda thought the #Bucks would be * here * without * that pick * being a part of it ."], "response": "@USER Oh , I ’ ve had a lot of Embiid fans come at me . “ Don ’ t you wish you had him now ? ” I mean ... if you ’ re looking at total hindsight , Embiid > Jabari . Sure . But do I want Embiid ? Ehhh 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ How would ’ ve that changed the #Bucks ? 43-7 .", "id": "twitter_482"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["hope you guys can make it to a show ! ", "@USER ok im down too u talked me into it"], "response": "@USER @USER Check out #Famous #banana ! Available for the next about 22 hours via @USER ", "id": "twitter_483"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" Oh , but women like a good listener ! They want someone who gives them space and respects their independence ! \" Uh , no . Sorry , soy beta , but THIS is what a hot man looks like ( to women ) . #dealwithit ", "@USER Obvious this post is fake news , Conan was not fictional , I saw him on tv . Thank you ."], "response": "@USER Yeah , I saw that tag after I posted . BIG surprise that a Silicon Valley corporation is part of the feminization of our young men .", "id": "twitter_484"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I just read through my notes for book 3 #Ellipses , and I ’ m emotionally wrecked . I didn ’ t realize how fleshed out it already is . Still struggling with the emotional journey in #Tertiary . Is it perhaps still too close to home even though the years have elapsed ? #WritingCommunity ", "@USER #writing can be #cathartic . sometimes you're not ready for that ! 😮", "@USER Yes ! I ’ d written all those notes down over time . I never revisited them all at once . I ’ m crying over people who don ’ t even exist .", "@USER @USER Hey , I went into mourning over killing the characters in my WIP . I had to take a day off writing . I had funerals in my head . I chose to kill them but I still mourned them . Why exactly do we , as writers , choose to this to ourselves ? 😂", "@USER @USER I don ’ t know . I don ’ t feel like I chose this self-inflicted mourning . It ’ s just where it had to go . The story demanded it ."], "response": "@USER @USER it's like falling in - it happens at the damndest times ! 😮", "id": "twitter_485"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What about Milner watched training & asked to be there tonight shouting encouragement to the youngsters who thinks he ’ d make an excellent coach at Anfield when playing over I certainly do", "@USER I think Critch said he trained with them as he's rehabilitating"], "response": "@USER He did then asked if he could be there on the frontline match day & was shouting encouragement to the youngsters", "id": "twitter_486"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Are there still Lesser Celendines in abundance ? the boom of bass in out of workmen ’ s hammers lesser celandines [ Brandon Hill ] Alan Summers Azami #53 ed . Ikkoku Santo ( Japan 1998 ) #haiku", "@USER @USER heart pounding I tried the buttercup test does she love me", "@USER @USER . zigzagging the meadow buttercups into a robin ’ s song Alan Summers Blithe Spirit vol . 27 No . 2 ( May 2017 ) #haiku"], "response": "@USER @USER . toast & marmalade I put the buttercup under my chin Alan Summers 2011 BHS Members Anthology submission ' gift ' #haiku #doubt", "id": "twitter_487"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["i cant ever get pass 290 its either someone deactivates or someone unfollows YALL R SICK", "@USER i was stuck at 240 + for so long it frustrated me sm 😭"], "response": "@USER i already reached 300 a week ago and now im back to being poor im so", "id": "twitter_488"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Twitter banned and silenced me because I was standing up for Africans & black Americans while supporting @USER in a video I posted that went viral . They ’ re so desperate to silence educated black people and keep black people misinformed and hateful that it ’ s pathetic ! ", "@USER @USER @USER But by gosh , they will let Bishop Swan spew hate against white evangelicals and conservative blacks . And I mean Hate ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Funny , he's \" banned \" yet he's still here and you're still replying to him .", "id": "twitter_489"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER And ... your opinion regarding the education of today ’ s youth has been strongly damaged by your contribution to the exploitation of women . ", "@USER @USER @USER People like me is exactly why you shouldn't let lil kids on the internet . If you let him on , he's gonna get lashed . End of story . And Oh No I'm so sad my kinks make me seem invalid in the eyes of someone who isn't even responsible with what she lets her kids use . Spooked"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And from a #business #teacher perspective #hashtags are there to to what you in a of . If you used them me you more than 11 . a if you .", "id": "twitter_490"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER The car is powerful by all standards 👌", "@USER It sure is ! There's a reason it's called the #Beast . 💪"], "response": "@USER Once you see a Mercedes star , you know why it's the ✌ ️ 😃", "id": "twitter_491"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Does anybody have any informative articles about why @USER has been a problem for people of color ? I like him but I've been told I have my white privilege goggles on and if he's been problematic I want to make an informed decision .", "@USER @USER I have an amazing podcast its a must listen of 2 of the most enchanting women from South Bend . Please give it a listen 💙 ", "@USER @USER I podcast all day at work so I ’ ll give these a listen tomorrow ! Thanks !", "@USER @USER Awesome . Let me know what you think ? 💙 💛", "@USER @USER SO fantastic ! Loved so much getting to hear how passionately they are endorsing him and it really sounds like he's done amazing things there . Thanks !"], "response": "@USER @USER Thank you so much for listening ! #SouthBendWomen", "id": "twitter_492"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This needs to be said loud & clear & MANY X > > > whether you're in US or not . F * CK YOU if you stand on shoulders of liberals & moderates & talk about how \" the establishment \" did nothing . You're talking about people who risked their lives & dedicated careers to progressive causes . ", "@USER What IS the establishment ? People , who aren ’ t you , who are running things ? And when you run things , do you become the establishment ? How does that work ?"], "response": "@USER Yeah - just means those who have done something for a long time . The \" establishment \" is a straw bogey pushed by Bernie but just means \" Dems who dont love me \" & lapped up by the easily-led with no clue how things work or understanding of history . Bernie is establishment .", "id": "twitter_493"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Democratic strategist James Carville on Pres . Trump's electoral strength : \" He got 44.8 % in 2018 . He suffered the worst electoral defeat in the House ever ... but yet , the media is going , ' Oh , he's so strong , he's so powerful , he's so this . ' No he's not ! \" ", "@USER This guy is one smart cookie !"], "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , he ’ s been so on point lately", "id": "twitter_494"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game and a fantastic comeback under immense pressure . We are proud of you and the Great State of Missouri . You are true Champions !", "@USER The Team White House ads were a big win for the night . This administration has accomplished more for the black community than the Democrats have ever done !"], "response": "@USER @USER You know it ’ s true when a white middle aged man says it .", "id": "twitter_495"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Perlmutter asking for NASA to consider establishment of Space Resource Institute ( in Colorado , no doubt ) on a bill that specifically prohibits ISRU on the Moon .", "@USER Who is hating on ISRU & why ? Doesn ’ t make sense ."], "response": "@USER @USER Why to use cheap and available resources on the astronomical object when you can contract a big firms / corporates from Earth to provide the material ? ! #makesNoSense", "id": "twitter_496"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER you be ashamed of yourself for bringing that question up . It be our people to take us down . Now @USER go interview Harvey Weinstein . Let me see that interview .", "@USER Hey Barry .. your tweet was sent to me first not ashamed it ’ s a fair question .. second I wanted to make sure people saw Lisa ’ s answer she said what many are thinking ... I ’ m glad you weighed in .", "@USER Appreciate you responding to me . I ’ m just being honest . I ’ m not saying we have to ignore things but I do feel the timing of that question was in appropriate . I also believe that we have to correct our own but not in the public . Protect our own . The same way everyone else does !"], "response": "@USER @USER Words are very powerful , we should be uniting each other , not using comments like , “ taking care of our own ” . We are all God ’ s children , and yes , we all make mistakes . We forget we are divine beings having a human experience ... 🌱 ... #Humanity", "id": "twitter_497"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We're back for the exciting conclusion ( hopefully ) of 2nd reading of #ATXLDC . It's time to take another step forward to address some of #ATX's most significant challenges . It's well past time . #ATXCouncil ", "Down to the last traunch of #ATXLDC amendments . #CodeTraunch ", "Well done , #ATXCouncil . 2nd Reading of #ATXLDC in the books . Let's get together again after #sxsw and finish this thing up so we can get to the fun part . ", "BTW I'd suggest well over 90 % of the proposed code text and zoning map is unchanged since early October . So I , for one , have had plenty of time to vet and consider what was before #ATXCouncil at 2nd Reading . #ATXLDC", "I have also heard been ' lobbied ' on #ATXLDC by way more non-profit , community advocacy , and neighborhood groups than corporate lobbyists . I suspect the same is true for others ."], "response": "@USER It ’ s only been nine months since staff received policy direction . Why are we railroading this through ?", "id": "twitter_498"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Some people ask me “ With what you are facing , why don ’ t you lay low and stop tweeting and giving your opinion about the president ? ” The answer is easy - I ’ m not going to start acting guilty or stop speaking truth to power . Ever . Because it ’ s not in my DNA and I ’ m not guilty .", "And if I ’ m ever going down ( and I ’ m not ) , I ’ m going down swinging . It is all I know and it is how I am built ."], "response": "@USER Funny how you actually put that out there “ IF I ’ m going down . ” 🤔 Methinks you might be a bit panicked . #PanicInDC", "id": "twitter_499"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I will be making a public statement tomorrow at 12:00 pm from the @USER to discuss our Country ’ s VICTORY on the Impeachment Hoax !", "@USER @USER Best fighter in the White House ever . So much winning , I can ’ t take it anymore !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not only is the Mango Mussolini forever impeached , but he ’ ll spend the rest of time at the bottom of the presidential rankings . ", "id": "twitter_500"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER can't wait to celebrate my 50th birthday 🎂 today on flight 2233 to Bermuda . 🍾 @USER", "@USER @USER We agree , Julie , that's a perfect way to celebrate your 50th . Enjoy ! Liz", "@USER @USER Pity flight is delayed due to technical issues . Ie using the plane for another destination . Not a great start to our holiday and the big birthday 😥 #beenupsince4am", "@USER @USER I'm sorry that the flight's been delayed in departing , Julie . The plane is on the ground at Gatwick , but we need to ensure that the aircraft is safe before we can set off . Khalil"], "response": "@USER @USER Pity you dont give correct info to passengers at gate then . Weve been up at 4am travelling with a child . Its not great customer service for an airline which is supposed to be . learn from easyjet . Except this isnt a cheap ticket . Crap start to hols and ruined my bday", "id": "twitter_501"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So you putting illegals down now ? A job is a job white liberal holy shit . ", "@USER literally the opposite lol i ’ m saying they work all damn day everybody for only $ 9 / hr so leave them the hell alone . if you need that job then apply . if not then shut up about illegal immigration when they have to work shit jobs without any sort of govt assistance bc they ’ re illeg", "@USER @USER They work all day for a slave wage that they can't live on . Americans won't take that wage and you know it .", "@USER @USER When they pass the bill in NC making minimum wage 15 an hour , you will be breaking the law . I bet you pay them cash too so that you don't have to pay SS", "@USER @USER i don ’ t own the restaurant dude lol . i hope they do pass the law because everyone deserves a living wage", "@USER @USER Then why are you defending the practice ? ? ?", "@USER @USER and for the record i DO NOT agree with underpaying illegals . in NC $ 9 / hr is above min . wage . still too low to me , but technically not underpaid . hope it gets raised to $ 15 .", "@USER @USER So you are ok with your employer pocketing the social Security tax , workers comp , Medicare tax , federal unemployment tax ? Just so I'm clear on what you think is right ?", "@USER @USER hell no . but to me i will back the families of illegals that work at the restaurant over anything . the fact they have a job there that ’ s safe to put food on the table is the only thing that matters to me . i could give a shit about the owner", "@USER @USER Sounds like you will protect your employer regardless . Just remember , every week he pockets a % of every illegal working for him , that federal and state tax that provides Medicare , social security , for poor Americans goes into his pocket , stealing from the poor .", "@USER @USER and as someone who recently lost my medicaid and can ’ t afford my medicine , i understand the sacrifice i make for illegals to be able to feed their families . i ’ d do it again too .", "@USER @USER that was your argument . that employers pocket the medicaid / SS $ so it hurts poor americans . i ’ m classified as a poor american ."], "response": "@USER @USER You're on here right now defending a practice that hurts the poor .", "id": "twitter_502"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Not sure I've ever seen both codes of rugby so enraptured on Twitter with what has happened in the last hour . Sure , I have questions for the Dragons in employing Folau . Am I champing at the bit to see him playing in front of a crowd of rainbow bedecked sinners in Wigan ? YERP !", "@USER TBH , the uproar seems astonishingly bigoted and intolerant . What happened to freedom of expression and religion ? Sure , people have a wonderful right to disagree and say so , but the public vilification reveals many to be hugely intolerant of anything and anyone they disagree with .", "@USER @USER That tends to happen went you condemn and entire group to hell based on a sexuality they're born with ... "], "response": "@USER @USER Oh , but your condemnation of him ’ s still allowed , right ?", "id": "twitter_503"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Real Journalists & reporters don't tweet trash like this . Remember kids , Trashy tweets come from trashy people . ", "@USER What does soy milk taste like ? #beta"], "response": "@USER @USER Depends on the brand . Most soy milk doesn't really have a taste . Oat milk is the way to go , obviously @USER is totally out of touch as she doesn't realize this . Also , soy doesn't ' dullen ' senses , everyone knows it makes your breasts grow bigger . Jeez .", "id": "twitter_504"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t get it . Why not bring him back for that ? ", "@USER When will you understand that this ownership hates their fans ? They think the fans are so stupid and so far beneath them it ’ s insulting ."], "response": "@USER @USER ... and yeah ; they hate the very fans on whom they rely to make their business a success .", "id": "twitter_505"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["UPDATE : @USER STILL REMAINS SUSPENDED Meanwhile the Catbloggers at @USER that are responsible for spreading some of the most dangerous hoaxes of the past 4 years remain unaffected . Free to post their garbage at will . I have some suggestions to combat their toxicity . ", "@USER @USER To protect yourself from these digital terrorist , and others like them , I suggest BLOCKING all those who would FRAUDULENTLY report your account to their Twitter friends . Start with these \" Journalists \" @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Here are some people that will likely DOX , HARASS , and try to get you banned . BLOCK THEM I would suggest blocking anyone who writes for Huffington Post and Daily Beast as well ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Three of them already had me blocked .", "id": "twitter_506"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER u can imagine how painful it must be to upload my picture while i look like this , thanks to ur face cream.Considering our faces r such important parts of our self-confidence , it pains me 2 reveal this horrifying damage your cream has done to mine . @USER ", "@USER @USER Hi Srishti , your experience is important to us and we don't want you to feel this way . We would like to get in touch with you and understand what went wrong . Please share your contact details via private message so that we can get in touch with you ."], "response": "@USER @USER Looks like you don't bother what happens to consumers after using your products because I'm still awaiting your call .", "id": "twitter_507"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["That thing where I tried to pay for a paper and novelty of a physical copy , yet @USER can ’ t seem to actually deliver a paper . So far 4 weeks no paper , 5 emails to customer service , no paper . How ’ s that business model working out for you @USER ?", "@USER @USER @USER Let me know if you ’ re still having no luck next week !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Update , it ’ s February , still not one I subscribed in December . Thanks delivery team for your poor poor service , can I please have my money back now . I really wanted just a nice Christmas present to myself of luxurious Sunday morning reading", "id": "twitter_508"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Pain is the safest place to hide the joy . “ Joy Is Hidden Beneath the Sorrow ” . - Rumi Drop your fav Rumi quotes . #Rumi #Quotes #Word", "@USER 1 . Close your eyes , fall in love , stay there ( Now read it with closed eyes 😜 ) 2 . Love is the bridge between you and everything 3 . You were born with wings , why prefer to crawl through life ? 4 . What you seek is seeking you 5 . Your heart knows the way , run in that direction #Rumi"], "response": "@USER Love u too 😘 😘 🤗 🤗 #Rumi is ... Can't do justice by listing only a few as favourite 😍", "id": "twitter_509"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Federal policies have weakened important environmental protections , and the Commonwealth is stepping up — our plan to protect Virginia's migratory birds demonstrates that infrastructure and development can and must be compatible with wildlife conservation . ", "@USER You do know that the United States is LEADING the way in both reduction of carbon pollution and total pollution generated ( as in the least amount of global countries ) WTF more y ’ all want ?", "@USER @USER So I assume it ’ s safe to say that you ’ ve given up driving your car , gone off the grid ( generate your own green power and don ’ t produce trash ? Or are you just saying “ other people need to do more ” ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh yeah , because that's a viable option in the society we've created and I'm a MAJOR contributor to the problem . This deflection is idiotic and has been called out over and over again .", "id": "twitter_510"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Poll Reveals More than 80 % Support Death Penalty in Japan ", "@USER 80 % + , wow , just wow ! Curious how do Japanese people feel about wrongful convictions and ending lives of innocent people just that family members of victims can get \" closure \" ? !", "@USER Many people just don ’ t know . They are law-abiding citizens , and those who get arrested tend to get hidden from what might be called mainstream attention . Very conformist society here ."], "response": "@USER Very sad . As if ( or may be just nicer to think / pretend ) police always get the bad people and people are guilty until proven innocent . Partly why #HostageJustice comes about and not enough law-abiding Japanese citizens care or want to voice complain to critize the police / gov !", "id": "twitter_511"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Barr must resign as Attorney General immediately to restore public confidence in the integrity of the Department of Justice . Please add your name to this petition and pass it on . #BarrMustResign ", "@USER Alyssa keep fighting for abortion for all at any age of the child . We need women to be free to achieve their potential . And also get rid of Barr . 👏 👏 👏"], "response": "@USER @USER Why stop there , let ’ s fight for the right to kill babies and toddlers outside of the womb . They are fully dependent on us and if we don ’ t want the responsibility , we should not have to deal with it . #mychoice #killingisok", "id": "twitter_512"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Of the 12 witnesses who testified publicly before the House impeachment inquiry , only 5 still have their job . ", "CORRECTION : Of the 12 witnesses who testified publicly before the House impeachment inquiry , only 4 still have their job . "], "response": "@USER But it ’ s OK , Susan Collins is “ concerned ” . That ’ ll make a big difference ! Right ?", "id": "twitter_513"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["For Valentine ’ s Day , remember that people will let you down , but not a single goddamn time has Taco Bell ever let you down .", "No no no , you don ’ t go to Taco Bell to get tacos . You go to Taco Bell to get grade-D beef and some lowkey salad thrown into a cheap mass-produced corn pocket — and it is DELICIOUS . No one here is claiming that ’ s an authentic taco ! It ’ s a beautiful cover band !"], "response": "@USER When I was pregnant Taco Bell was one of the few things I could eat that didn ’ t make me sick", "id": "twitter_514"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["New blog post ! We are so proud of our recent #WOW award that we have written a new blog post . Come check it out here : Also , please #subscribe to our website ( it's at the bottom of our homepage ! ) , you will get all our fancy emails and updates 😎 ", "@USER Congrats guys ! What's a #WOW award ? ? ? I'm such a #newbie on here , and it's on my list of things to understand ! ! ! #canyouhelp Hope you're having a lovely Saturday . S 🐙", "@USER Hi Sarah ! It is a Women On Wednesday ( #WOW ) award , given by @USER CBE . As you can understand we are super super happy & excited to have won ! Every Wednesday , #WomeninBusiness can enter & Jacqueline chooses 3 to win ! I am having a lovely day , hope you are too !"], "response": "@USER @USER That is - you guys are smashing Twitter ! ! ! Having a great day thanks . Chilled out morning , and now sport and work - could be worse ! S 🐙", "id": "twitter_515"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I worked with other senators to make sure that we have the right to ask for more documents and witnesses , but there is no need for more evidence to prove something that has already been proven and that does not meet the U . S . Constitution ’ s high bar for an impeachable offense . 1/15", "There is no need for more evidence to prove that the president asked Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden and his son , Hunter ; he said this on television on October 3 , 2019 , and during his July 25 , 2019 , telephone call with the president of Ukraine . 2/15", "There is no need for more evidence to conclude that the president withheld United States aid , at least in part , to pressure Ukraine to investigate the Bidens ; the House managers have proved this with what they call a “ mountain of overwhelming evidence . ” 3/15"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER & both represented this statement much differently than I just read it . They made it seem like was being serious that the #HouseManagers proved the case & congratulating them . I read this to be #FakeNewsMedia", "id": "twitter_516"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Forget the worst candidates for Potus . Who is the worst Commissioner of the 4 Major Sports Leagues ?", "@USER This is a hard one . There ’ s the best Adam Silver and then there ’ s everyone else"], "response": "@USER @USER Best commissioner in the worst of the pro sports .", "id": "twitter_517"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Grade 9 students learned about so many storytellers & artists today ! Some of the artists featured include @USER , @USER , @USER , , , #CarlBeam , , #norvalmorrisseau , and so many more ! ", "@USER @USER @USER That's awesome ! I hope they enjoyed and please tell them I said hi :)", "@USER @USER @USER omg , they ’ ll be so excited to hear from you ! ! Thanks so much !", "@USER @USER @USER My pleasure ! What you're doing is very cool and important .. Thank YOU"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh wow , you just made my day ! 🌈", "id": "twitter_518"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Are you watching State of the union ?", "@USER I started to but 5 seconds in the lies started ! His cult members are the only ones clapping and cheering !"], "response": "@USER @USER I know , I know 🤢 . He said something like my , \" Destiny was being hijacked . \" I was previously unaware that was even a thing , but we're all safe now .", "id": "twitter_519"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["With the $ 50 and $ 250 cases left , our player turns down a $ 200 offer and ends up with just $ 50 . Tough .", "@USER Know the feeling . Expect $ 250 in my account but really $ 50 .", "@USER @USER How bad are you at keeping track of your bank account Kevin lol . There is no way I would never not account for $ 200 lol . I typically keep track down to the penny haha . I am constantly looking at it lol"], "response": "@USER @USER We keep track of whats going . We would now if $ 200 disappears . Lol", "id": "twitter_520"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Our ability to improvise dance , create songs , paint & draw , spin stories , or invent imaginary worlds comes through the reinterpretation of the elements of the world we know . But imagination need not be trapped in cells we constructed long ago ; we continually rebuild ourselves .", "@USER I ’ ve been thinking a lot about why we do the things we do . I paint . I often think it ’ s because my brain likes to solve problems . It must be chemical / evolutionary linked . Also tribal . I like to make art that links me to others . Is there any research that you recommend ?", "@USER @USER Check out the concept of originary technicity and epiphylogenesis ."], "response": "@USER @USER What does that mean ? No wonder pupils don't understand #joke 😂 😂 😂", "id": "twitter_521"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["PSA : if you ’ re on a highway with two lanes , the left the lane is for passing . If you ’ re not passing someone , you should be in the right lane . If you ’ re not doing this , you ’ re the jerk putting everyone else on the road in danger . Don ’ t be a jerk .", "@USER If the person in the right lane is doing the speed limit , is it possible to pass them without sinning ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Yes . State laws aren ’ t the ultimate Law of God . I think that ’ s how that works .", "id": "twitter_522"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How we support #AwesomePeople in the #WritingCommunity ? we do so with the #AwesomeLift drop your links to your books and blogs so that we can be become more together ", "@USER All my stories are available on Amazon Kindle , ranging from 3,000 to 15,000 words . Mainly horror , though one is about Auschwitz and another deals with anorexia in the social media age : "], "response": "@USER Thank you for participating in the #AwesomeLift @USER and I wish you an day ", "id": "twitter_523"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just wrapped up for the day , one of my students had a great idea to reduce distance . Go back to wearing sport coats and ties , it would reduce mobility 😂 😂 😂 .", "@USER @USER Are talking bifurcation ? ? Never OMG . BTW I so dislike comparing golf to other sports ."], "response": "@USER @USER on the bifurcation . Truth on the comparo ...", "id": "twitter_524"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I take you live to regret , stupidity and shame all in just one sentence . ", "@USER The gif represents your youtube channel LMFAO ", "@USER Oh you took the time to go look at it more weird behavior from a group of people who can ’ t take jokes not surprised but I ’ m coming out with content I ’ ll be sure to look for you in my comments section .", "@USER Kid . You don't know what jokes are . If you think the #mcu jokes are funny . Speaking of funny ( insert @USER youtube channel ) NOW THAT'S A hilarious Joke ! Yep . Keep waiting for a comment ... They're coming . In I'd say around NEVER 😂 😂 😂 ", "@USER THAT is the best you got from the tweet 😂 😂 😂 going into immature territory . Not surprised as that is your home terf 😄 😄", "@USER You take this way to seriously lol I honestly don ’ t like watching human being de-evolve but you do it in style"], "response": "@USER Keep makin assumptions ... You know what they say about people who assume right . Oooh I'm sooo hurt by you I'm laughing my ass off watching you the Brad Pitt of devolving ... And I'm sure you have style like you share MUCH similarities with the person in this gif ", "id": "twitter_525"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Who loves it when Electroneum appears in a headline ? In a real newspaper none the less ! We've just appeared in Cambodia's own @USER print edition and online ! Check out what they had to say about us ! ! 📰 #headline #nationalpress #telom . ", "@USER @USER Olivier already said this was false , what else in the article is false ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh yes , the unverified 1 million M1 handsets figure . I guess it ’ s a bit like saying 3.5 million users when Ells publicly said its nearer 2 million unique registrations and 230k connected to ETN Rewards ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hunting wabbits ? ? ? your in the wrong place . ", "id": "twitter_526"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["a fun game my girlfriend plays is saying she ’ ll eat literally anything for dinner and then i have to guess the one extremely specific thing she had in mind when she used the words “ literally anything ”", "@USER @USER The way my bf and I play this is I'll say \" I have no idea . NOT ( list basically every cuisine on the planet ) , but anything else is fine \" and the reply is always \" so ... you want Pizza . \" Which is followed by \" kinda but we had that yesterday \" . You can't win , man .", "@USER @USER @USER the thing about Too Soon Pizza is you just gotta own it . we're all trash bags and the world is ending so just enjoy it", "@USER @USER @USER Too soon pizza ? Like such a thing exists . Tho I guess I'd want to wait at least an hour between having pizza for both breakfast and lunch"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hall of game conversation : “ Too Soon Pizza ” which I ’ ve never heard of but totally get and then the counter argument stating and reminding me that Too Soon Pizza doesn ’ t exist .", "id": "twitter_527"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["HOW MANY ARE GOING TO ST IVES ? ? So you are allowed to bring your family members into d hallowed chamber as it is called ? Asking for a friend .. 4 wives , 27 children and counting ... What bills will this person be supporting except the ones that put more cash in his pocket ...", "@USER Like I always tell people followership are not the problem but leadership ... now I see why this country is not moving forward ."], "response": "@USER @USER Very wrong it has always been the follwers ... we condone all thei excesses so why they misbehave and we look the other way and say what is my business putting the future generation in a bigger problem than the one we are already in ...", "id": "twitter_528"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER You should check with Richardson in Grenfell . They ’ re installing a system that sprays any blend of micros you want onto whatever dry fert blend you pick up . Each granule then absorbs an even amount of micros for even distribution . It ’ s called YaraVita procote", "@USER Good to know . Haven't seen anyone locally offer the system yet . The cost and value would be interesting to compare .", "@USER @USER Coop offers it and depends on rate of fert to determine cost . 300 lb blend around 9.00 $ acre", "@USER @USER How many grams per acre does that get you of zinc ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Richardson Whitewood has the set up for yara procote used some last year from a portable that had set up there now it ’ s integral with there blender the other bonus of the procote is virtually zero dust in the dry blend", "id": "twitter_529"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I swear I must spend more time flicking through Sky and Netflix options than I do actually watching a show / film 😩 Any suggestions on what to watch ? ? #FridayFeels", "@USER Do you have Amazon Prime ? ? I just watched the three episodes of Picard and I ’ m in love . 😍", "@USER We do and my goodness how in earth did I forget 🙈 🙄 😩 🤣 #Picard", "@USER I ’ ve been screeching and almost crying at all of the small things they ’ ve done . It is remarkable . I hope you enjoy it . 🥰 🖖"], "response": "@USER I ’ m sure I will and thanks for reminding me 👍 🏻 💜", "id": "twitter_530"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My ‘ happy place ’ goal is to be on a farm in the middle of nowhere , barefoot , in a sundress , swinging on a porch swing with the love of my life , sipping iced tea , listening to good music and watching tall grass sway in a warm breeze . If I can reach that in life , then I ’ m done .", "@USER @USER Hahahahahahha ... I guess Green Acres is not the place to be ... lol", "@USER This is the one I'm thinking of ... you ? LOL ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 ", "@USER Yep . That ’ s the one . Lol"], "response": "@USER Hahahaahahah ... Hey , #BeAwesome #Inspire #KindnessMatters Green Acres is the Place to be ! Have an weekend , my friend ! 🤣 ❤ ️ 🤣 😎 🦉 ... here is the Avalanche ... ", "id": "twitter_531"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". @USER I saw a Victoria Beer commercial in AU and it sounded like it had one of your riffs on it . You have a very distinct sound . Is that you mate ?", "@USER Yup that's me . I don't always know especially for international television licensing where my stuff ends up , but I do know this one , that's a segmented riff of my song \" Better than Alice \" on that commercial . You can find the full song on HearThis if you search for it .."], "response": "@USER I knew it ! ! I was like I've totally heard that before . That sweeping flanger tone is unmistakably Jeff Fiorentino . hahaha", "id": "twitter_532"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["By imposing temporary travel restrictions on China , the president has taken decisive action to protect Americans against the Wuhan coronavirus . I commend the administration for taking the situation seriously and erring on the side of caution .", "Now it ’ s time to get diagnostic tests out to the front lines , aggressively monitor and track the disease on our soil , and start a Manhattan Project-level effort to develop a vaccine . "], "response": "@USER We have a deadly , necrotic virus that's sickening our country . You are a carrier of it . The virus is called Polical Corruption . Senator Cotton , you have been a party to the least fair impeachment in American history . You care more about money and power than us . #RIPAmerica", "id": "twitter_533"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This small group of well behaved protestors apparently requires 40 NYPD trucks on sidewalks ? Am I missing something ? ", "@USER 1PP ( NYPD HQ ) is right across the street . MTA Police & NYPD vehicles are always parked there .", "@USER Hey Scott . Today the trucks were parked on the Chambers St and Elk St sidewalks . They are not usually there . ( though Elk St is often full of illegally parked private vehicles )", "@USER @USER Do you have an issue with parked police vehicles ?", "@USER @USER Yeah they shouldn't be parked on sidewalks ."], "response": "@USER @USER Ya know what , you are right ! Let ’ s start a revolution for police cars parked on sidewalks ! ! Anarchy now ! ! ! is fun !", "id": "twitter_534"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First up was \" In the wee small hours \" by @USER . An album that saw him returning to the spotlight with a selection of songs about relationships , and loneliness . It is sometimes refereed to as the first concept album .", "@USER Next was the debut album of @USER titled Elvis . This was the world's introduction to Elvis and the album was a million seller despite being a compilation of Sun Records and RCA Victor recordings .", "@USER @USER \" Songs for swingin ' lovers \" by @USER was next and is the antithesis of \" In the wee small hours \" . Its bright and light and full of life and love ."], "response": "@USER @USER \" Brilliant Corners \" by Thelonious Monk showed that at middle age he was still one of the finest Jazz composers in the world .", "id": "twitter_535"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Friendly reminder that J . J . Abrams , a director with zero experience in costume design , overrided Michael Kaplan , a multi-award-winning costume designer on all three sequel trilogy films , when Kaplan said that #Rey needed a total \" redesign \" for #StarWars #TheRiseOfSkywalker . ", "@USER You mean Rey wasn't meant to be the most boring bland creature in the universe ? My cure for #Rey is my own comics and stories . Like the ones pictured below ... aint no mary sues in my world building . "], "response": "@USER @USER Yes , Rey should have been given the stunningly creative costume design of ... a sleeveless T-Shirt and some jeans .", "id": "twitter_536"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : Hong Kong reports first death from coronavirus , according to Cable TV ", "@USER RIP ... But I can hear the panic rumbling and all the sensational hate comments #KeepBalanced"], "response": "@USER @USER Yea , look at the hate crime Hong Kong police did . And Hong Kong Gov . are yelling humanity first now . ", "id": "twitter_537"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The #WritingCommunity is so we starting the #AwesomeLift to make others aware of all the . Drop links to your books and blogs . Like Comment Retweet . Just as ancient civilizations can have Golden Ages so can we ! ", "@USER Not book links , but currently writing , directing & performing in a no of plays w / @USER ( ) for @USER ( ) 🎭 🎶 & running , a #mentalhealth awareness festival & short film prize : 😁", "@USER @USER @USER Many thanks for retweeting , Rex - very kind of you & much appreciated ! 🙏 😊 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER My pleasure I appreciate you taking part in the #AwesomeLift and wish you an day ", "id": "twitter_538"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Gopal says he wanted to study at Jamia 5 years ago , and once when he went to submit admission form , he was bullied by some students who asked him to chant Azadi slogans , and made him rub his nose on ground . He became self-radicalized as a result . Source : a report in TheSquint .", "@USER He is 18 years old , and before 5 years , he may be studying in 9th or at max 10th , for what did hi applied for in Jamia ? Have some brain bhai .. Be a Bhakt , but don't be an Andhbhakt ."], "response": "@USER @USER This was just a post . U people r so busy in trolling bhakts that u even didn't able to Recognize a 😅 😅", "id": "twitter_539"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["With an economy this good , it's no wonder Barack Obama is trying to take credit . But I believe the saying is : \" You didn ’ t build that . Somebody else made that happen . ” @USER made that happen . ", "@USER @USER Clearly there ’ s some lasting brain damage ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh I ’ m sure they are just headaches .", "id": "twitter_540"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If I have learned anything from the usual press gallery members who have not spoken a word about attacks on press freedoms by RCMP in the Wet ’ suwet ’ en Yintah , media exclusion zones are a totally acceptable practice in a free and democratic Canadian society . ", "@USER @USER @USER Which is fine , except then they should have to explain what the safety * concern * is . And honestly , we put reporters in freakin ' WAR ZONES . Are they saying unarmed protesters are more dangerous than Iraq right now ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry dude ... that was that you hear so much about .", "id": "twitter_541"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Not going to lie , I had no idea what to expect . The man walked in shook all our hands , took selfies , and whatever we asked of him . I judge people on how they treat me and others I ’ m with , and that ’ s why I really appreciated meeting @USER . thanks for coming to #DAYTONA500 ", "@USER Glad he treated you ( famous / white / male / upper class ) well . I'd take a little look at how he treats the marginalized myself . Character matters - - - well at least it used to ."], "response": "@USER @USER Well , that wasn ’ t racist at all ? !", "id": "twitter_542"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER You ’ ve had your 30 years in the wilderness already , Europe too . Now your getting on for a decade , a new drought incoming 😫", "@USER @USER You must have struggled very hard with maths and history hope your \" poetry \" is not as bad 🤣 🤣 🤣"], "response": "@USER @USER Ah well , the only the maths that really matters is the 24 points we need from 8 games for number 19 . As for the history , we ’ ll leave that to you lot now , LFC are living in the present . Good luck with Ighalo 😂 💩", "id": "twitter_543"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The piano that was kindly donated by @USER proves to be getting more popular by the day ! Absolutely fantastic . #Birmingham #Music #Piano ^ MW ", "@USER @USER @USER So this shop just put a piano there ? That ’ s great ! ! Very ! ! #spreadhappiness", "@USER @USER @USER Yes they donated it to the train station . The public can play it a young lad was the last one he was good too 🥰 it is fAbulous that it ’ s there"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sometimes the #acoustic in those places is surprisingly great ! Love #true #live 💕 difficult to remember what you are about getting into a tight box like a train when notes are in your ❤ ️ for of everyone !", "id": "twitter_544"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dispirited that six Afg counternarcotics police officials are allegedly involved in drug smuggling . The drug trade fuels instability and undermines good governance & development of Afghanistan ’ s economy . Important for law enforcement to take action against corrupt officials . AGW", "@USER Afghanistan is run by terrorists and drug lords ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yup . Your banana bankrupt republic is run by sobers .", "id": "twitter_545"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Czech PM : we can ' go home ' if countries insist on lower budget at EU summit ", "@USER Love it when billionaire begs for poor people money ."], "response": "@USER @USER You should put hashtag For sure :)", "id": "twitter_546"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The definition of \" thin-skinned . \" I guess she meant \" Ciao \" ? But hey , she got my name right , so ... ", "@USER I'd guess she just doesnt have time to trifle with irrelevant little pissants ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Says the Canadian ' lover of dachsunds ' .", "id": "twitter_547"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Poll : While performing a single shot spinal for a total joint replacement , if you get + CSF ( very slow drip ) but are unable to aspirate with a syringe despite adjusting the depth of needle , do you ( If other , please comment below ): @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER taught me to inject if you have good flow and can ’ t aspirate after adjusting your needle and hooking up again .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes ! Disconnect , reestablish flow and then inject and remove needle to ensure who still have flow at end ( 💧 💧 inject then 💧 💧 ) It ’ s bound to fail at some point but hasn ’ t yet 🤞 Now #OBAnes is different and I want aspiration and will try a different level if needed", "@USER @USER @USER The risk of failed spinal is higher if no aspiration because the lateral hole ( eye ) may actually be 1/2 in 1/2 out This is more likely to occur with ‘ tenting ’ of the dura so advancing of the spinal needle with ‘ confidence / determination ’ is key ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER this is extremely helpful . There ’ ll be no more dural tenting on my watch . 💪 Thanks for sharing !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes ! illustration . I was taught ( and now recommend myself ): If the CSF flow is slow or stops \" rotate the spinal needle 180 or 360 degrees \" to #StaySubarachinoid and will also \" free the dura \" that often gets drawn inwardly during insertion ! #AvoidSubdurals", "id": "twitter_548"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Some days it ’ s the Scottish Parliament , others it ’ s a manicure , coffee and blasting out some Fleetwood Mac on the school run - all about the balance ! #worklife ", "@USER Self care is so important ! Loving the nails 😍 @USER will be delighted with your song choice too 😊", "@USER @USER Fleetwood Mac are one of my favourites . You know me well LD 😀 🎤 🎶"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Fleetwood mac are one of my all time faviurites 💕 my go to album is rumours when I'm getting ready for a night out lol #music", "id": "twitter_549"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The gift that keeps on giving on tonight's #GreysAnatomy 😏 ", "@USER i swear to god y'all gotta stop pushing this dude on mer . she loves andrew , let's not forget that . ", "@USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 DeLuca is too small for Grey , why don't people get that ? This new hot Doc on the other hand is Iconic uhm uhm uhmmmm", "@USER @USER @USER And he is a gift from Christina 🤩 😍", "@USER @USER @USER So what ? That ’ s means we have to bow down to him ... My darling I don ’ t think so"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER bc Cristina has such a good history with men 😂 😂", "id": "twitter_550"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#Breaking : The claim by @USER that there was a charge for previous evacuations has been challenged by this man , who was extracted from Egypt during the Arab Spring . It's time to ditch the $ 1000 fee . Via @USER #coronavirus #auspol ", "@USER @USER @USER So what he meant to say was , under an LNP government it is normal to seek payment for evacuations , however , under a Labor government there would be no charge ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER After all , this is a catastrophic world virus . Why shouldn't our \" government \" take the opportunity to charge all it possibly can to fly Australian citizens out of \" ground zero \" and into the \" safety \" of an off-shore prison - without appropriate medical facilities ? #auspol ", "id": "twitter_551"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER ... This may be a realistic #tactic to avoid #collapse of the helthcare system , it just requires a level of #patience and from the patients that is not impossible - the general public in many countries is nowadays and capable to be responsible .", "@USER @USER a #virus is an ecological #illness . If they cannot defeat it it is an indication of the insufficiency of the highly-specialised and segmented science to confront with a global problem which requires a holistic approach . A reminder of #Gaia Gaia By", "@USER @USER Indeed - I see were this criticism is going . Some #concern on how things are going is #justifiable . #ClimateChange may be a in of , of and so on - a deeper look on potential correlations is needed . And co-operation", "@USER @USER let's wait artificial intelligence to resolve it ..."], "response": "@USER @USER I appreciate this #challenge for betterment in the form of - #AI is not our mommy , indeed , nor capable to qure everything on its own , at least for now", "id": "twitter_552"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : @USER has endorsed a slew of candidates running for Congress . In order to pass the level of reforms Bernie is running on , we'll need to elect progressive champions to Congress to help make that happen . ", "In addition to #TheSquad and other progressive champions already in Congress , Bernie has endorsed @USER who is running to defeat Congressman Henry Cuellar in a district that stretches from the suburbs of Houston to the Rio Grande Valley . ", "You can help Jessica in her historic run for Congress by ... Donating here : Volunteering here : Follow her here --> @USER", "Another aspiring Congresswoman endorsed by Bernie today is @USER , running for an open seat in California's 53rd . The district includes much of the heart of San Diego . Georgette is a San Diego native , lifelong community organizer , and current president of the City Council . "], "response": "@USER @USER Judge for yourself watch this debate and tell me who the Berniecrat is . ", "id": "twitter_553"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Carr isn ’ t a better player . On paper , it looks nice but there ’ s nothing on tape that would suggest that Carr is a better player or an upgrade at the position . Nothing ... He ’ s not a better playmaker , leader or winner . You might save a few bucks but you acquiring mediocrity ", "@USER @USER Dak has legs and his accuracy sucks but the offense caters to dink and dunk . But if someone is one on one , he will give them a chance at least", "@USER @USER @USER Dak is actually pretty accurate If the medical staff was smarter they wouldn't have gave him painkillers before the eagles game", "@USER @USER @USER He was top 10 in completions until ( that sad game I just mentioned )", "@USER @USER @USER Again , I am talking about tape not stats . The tape shows he is an he isn't an accurate passer . The ball is routinely behind on simple crossers . He has had the same issues for 4 years . Learn what all 22 is then come back ...", "@USER @USER @USER The ball isn't always behind his recievers . Yes there are sometimes where the ball is behind the recievers but majority of the time he's on target .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh but of course You're a Dak hater also"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER and you are a dak fan boy ...", "id": "twitter_554"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#day2 #quaratine in #diamondprincess 71 test done so far w / addition 10 positive result that accumulated 20 infected . I am getting worried and afraid . There is more test result to come . 😫 😩", "@USER Take care ! Relax and adequate exercises help a lot . Be optimistic ! Thank God you all are now in Japan . Imagine what if you were in China . How will you be treated there ? So many Chinese are now dying like dogs at their houses ! 🙏"], "response": "@USER Why you saying this . Virus attacks any races . Nobody deserves it & not a right time to called people die like dog 🙄 🙄 🙄 my Twitter is focus on spreading #PositiveEnergy & .", "id": "twitter_555"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A majority of the people that live in the United States are the descendants of illegal colonizers that committed a mass genocide .", "@USER @USER No , the receipts of the father . Say I steal your million dollars & give it to my kids . Then after both you & I die , it is discovered that I stole your money . Do your kids not have a right to get your million back from my kids ?", "@USER @USER No . You don't hold responsible a child for the crimes of their father . That's not justice , that's retribution . And that , is evil .", "@USER @USER I'm not talking about criminal cases suggesting descendents go to jail . I'm talking civil law , & we do this all the time . If your dad gives you money in a will , but then a civil case is won against his estate u have to forfeit the money . You do know the dif btwn civil & criminal ?", "@USER @USER Yes ; I'm saying there is no civil case to answer . Or else Norway would be bankrupt .", "@USER @USER So I can steal your money and if I give it to my kids you have no right to get it back , correct ?"], "response": "@USER @USER That's a criminal offence . And you were saying I don't understand the difference between a criminal and civil case ...", "id": "twitter_556"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER And this is ok to stereotype ? Not hardly . Apparently these idiots don ’ t know the characters that well . I mean really ! Ive never been a coke whore . At the same time . 😬", "@USER Don ’ t you hate it when your soap characters don ’ t adhere to stereotypes ?"], "response": "@USER I do ! Because when I watch soaps , I want them to be just like my life ! Not some fantasy , escape world that takes me away in the afternoons 🤨", "id": "twitter_557"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#ChristmasIsland facilities : There are actually no ladders to get to the top bunks in the rooms . If you check the photo below , you'll see the only way to get up is to climb up the set of metal shelves to the right of the small fridge ( between fridge and bed ) Heath & Safety issue ! ", "@USER Meanwhile in China , for their people . Who said capitalism is better than communism #auspol ", "@USER @USER 10 days to build a hospital . Incredible"], "response": "@USER @USER If you have a will , there's a way . But only in China , apparently . Mind you , LNP doesn't have a will for the people but for their ego ...", "id": "twitter_558"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If a Fox News host sneezes wrong , the liberal media makes sure everyone hears about it for days . CNN mocked half the country , no one apologized , and barely a peep from the MSM . Funny how selective the liberal outrage machine is with their outrage , isn ’ t it ?", "We ’ re not going to let voters forget . Watch our ad here : "], "response": "@USER Oh honey , you really want to put this up against a montage of Trump's comments about the other half of the country while also simultaneously mocking specific people on a daily basis for being \" dumb as rocks \" , \" low IQ \" , \" crazy \" , \" a total stiff \" , etc #hypocrite #outoftouch", "id": "twitter_559"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER white privilege is me getting stopped going 46 in a 25 and not even getting my license ran , yet black people getting shot for literally just getting stopped , , idk why white people are arguing this", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry to burst your bubble but police abuse can happen regardless of color . Also your story is fake , police run your plates for their safety , check on stolen vehicles , & for ez arrest before even seeing the driver .", "@USER @USER @USER tell me more ? they ran my plate but my plate isn ’ t in my name yet , I have a dash cam if you want the whole encounter of her not running my license lmfaoooo", "@USER @USER @USER Ok post your dash cam video , now how to prove your license plate claim , hmmm . Btw driving someone elses car with permission or recent received car is not a crime , so wat evs . Still call BS or your making way to many assumptions . Also stop being a derp driving that fast if true .", "@USER @USER @USER Yup u keep running & seeking validation . Offer evidence but then recant , lol . Your broke logic is empty . Story time is not reality . ", "@USER @USER @USER i said if you want it yeah , but that doesn ’ t mean I owe you shit , I have my validation buddy I ’ m good , you still upset I won ’ t give you a dash cam video and you still need validation ?", "@USER @USER @USER Ok no real proof ur just saying u have proof lol . Foot in mouth much . Either way your faux point is moot . ", "@USER @USER @USER mans is tryna tell me I never got pulled over smh , do I give him the dash cam vid or do I just leave him to dream about it", "@USER @USER @USER I was on the phone with her when she got pulled over lmfao 😂 people wanna argue bout everything", "@USER @USER @USER Yes because why not just believe every rando with a story ? What kind of weirdo has a cell convo with some one when pulled over for speeding , lol . Hey I got some flying unicorn pictures for u too .", "@USER @USER @USER Lol i was already talking to her and I was on FaceTime . 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Speeding & face timing , lol , please keep it up as this just shows complete brilliance .", "id": "twitter_560"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The worst Super Bowl halftime show in History . It was a sex show . Completely inappropriate . What the Hell has happened that this crap is allowed when little kids are watching ? We are teaching little girls that showing your crotch is okay ? Really ? NFL should be ashamed !", "@USER @USER Ummm - is this what women have “ fought for ” ? ? ? Is this how they #resist ? No thanks . I ’ ll take a conservative stand ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So 2 Latina women performs 12 mins is now the worst sexualized thing to happen and set woman ’ s movement back to the biblical times when this happens every night at NBA games and every weekend at NCAAF & NFL games where we pay big $ to take our kids . #growup ", "id": "twitter_561"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Another impolite question : If front-month vol is lower than back-month vol , you can short back-month vol for the next 30 days . With the front-month as your “ signal , ” you expect the back-month to decay — and to collect the difference . Is this , per se , an “ edge ? ” ", "@USER i'm sort of confused about the question . when you say expect the back month to decay , do you mean expect the implied volatility of the long dates to fall ? if so , why ? the long term equilibrium state of vol term structures is upward sloping because of term risk premium", "@USER any vanilla option position has some theta ( time decay ) , gamma ( exposure to realized volatility ) , vega ( implied volatility exposure ) , and volatility rolldown ( from the shape of the vol term structure ) . > >", "@USER A short dated option has a lot of theta and gamma , and relatively little vega . A long dated option has almost no gamma and theta but has a ton of vega . Almost all the risk of a long dated option position is to vega . > >", "@USER That risk is inversely correlated with the market , so there is a risk premium associated with it , manifested in an upward sloping volatility term structure in normal markets .", "@USER You don't ' collect more VRP ' being short a 2 year option at 15 vol vs a 3 - month option at 13 vol . The theta you collect is much , much lower , and typically so is the vol rolldown per unit of time .", "@USER @USER I would hate trying to close a 2 year option when the SHTF these days ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Apparently when 1M / 2M go backward below 15 vol you sell long dated vega into the ground ... seems easy to close if you are a buyer . JIC its missed", "id": "twitter_562"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Karma is a thing because human actions create reactions . The nature of both actions and reactions accumulates . This either increases or reduces friction in relationships . It is a little more complicated than that of course : ", "@USER Karmic consciousness , as a term , was mentioned by one of my sangha mates on Sunday when he said he doesn't know what it means . I'm trying to figure it out now and am finding some interesting references in the \" does a dog have buddha nature \" koan .", "@USER @USER Lao Tzu once said the Dao that can be spoken is not the true Dao . Essentially the limits of abstraction cannot contain and thusly cannot express something truly eternal . In Ojibwa the word for truth , debew , means to speak to a certain extent"], "response": "@USER @USER The difference between what we know and what we do . !", "id": "twitter_563"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Kinesiology and exercise science are living on borrowed time . Society is expecting an important deliverable : an increase in population physical activity . If this does not happen within a reasonable amount of time , patience will run out . And so will jobs . Unless we make changes ... ", "@USER Not sure I agree but not clear about the jobs you suggest will go away ? Clarify ?", "@USER The community health promotion people who can ’ t get communities active ? The cardiac rehab specialists who can ’ t stop dropout ? The personal trainers who can ’ t improve retention ? The preventive medicine / wellness clinic folks whose classes are empty ? All the jobs our students get ."], "response": "@USER @USER In fact , I can see the only jobs for exercise specialists will be in Universities lecturing about how problematic the issue is ! 🤔", "id": "twitter_564"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" Harassment of all forms is unacceptable to me , and we urge supporters of all campaigns not to engage in bullying or ugly personal attacks , \" Sanders said . Thank you . ", "Friend posted this from a Warren rally yesterday . A Bernie supporter in the audience holding up a sign “ endorse Bernie already . ” Simply horrid behavior yet again . "], "response": "@USER , right ? Otherwise I'm struggling to find this \" horrid \" .", "id": "twitter_565"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Franmil Reyes is playing left field during batting practice and his teammates are giving him a hard time about his defense . Francisco Lindor screams every time a ball is hit Reyes ’ way , then mimics his footwork and laughs .", "( He was fine out there , it ’ s batting practice . He ’ s just an easy target for the team ’ s jokesters . )", "No one was laughing at Franmil Reyes at the plate , though . Home run after home run after home run during batting practice ."], "response": "@USER Oh great ... so now our pitchers stink ! ! ! #ugh", "id": "twitter_566"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["These refs are letting them play ... not calling anything it seems .", "Lmaoooo unless we try to set a screen 😂"], "response": "@USER The consistency in the ACC is amazing ! !", "id": "twitter_567"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When reporters are interviewing a member of Congress who is clearly not very bright , do they have an obligation to go a little easier on them because they are not smart ? Asking for a friend .", "@USER Nope , hit ' em hard . Not everyone is going to be a political nerd , but you would think Senators and lawyers involved in the actual trial would read a book or two , at least the Constitution . #AmericansWantWitnesses #AmericansDemandWitnesses #WeWantWitnesses"], "response": "@USER @USER The consti-what ? Never heard of it . Does it come in an audio book ?", "id": "twitter_568"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Y ’ all act surprised when people “ act a fool in public ” but also be the first ones sharing the stupid shit on social media", "If you TRULY don ’ t like or condone such behavior don ’ t give it the publicity ."], "response": "People are going to keep doing the crap just for likes , because that ’ s all that matters 🙄 😒 🤦 🏾 ‍ ♀ ️", "id": "twitter_569"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["skz live rn , , , tbey love making me procrastinate don ’ t they", "@USER be like me : put on the live while i do work", "@USER literally what i ’ m doing rn 😭 have the live open in another tab and i just keep switching back and forth"], "response": "@USER copying my notes from my laptop but watching the live on my phone kinda of myself", "id": "twitter_570"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#ISIS are claiming responsibility for the #LondonAttack yesterday . Astonishing that he was being monitored and was able to commit such an awful act . #Islam is a peaceful religion and anybody using it as a reason to commit is not a true . He was a terrorist", "@USER We are all from the same world , there is no need to hate or use a belief to justify the reason to terrorise or commit murder . These people are creating the terror and using #islam as their reason . We do not hate , they are the ones who hate"], "response": "@USER Guy had a girlfriend , smoked weed , got weapons charge . Now is he a believer . But people see the bearded and name so attack islam . Beside religion we all have the good and bad . Call all hate home or other countries , one person or country killing and terrorising is Not right .", "id": "twitter_571"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No-deal Brexit / WTO tariffs paid by importers of UK exports : Beef 84 % Cheese 57 % Wheat 53 % Butter 48 % Lamb 48 % Pork 30 % Potatoes 11.5 % Fish 9.6 % Current EU membership tariffs : Beef 0 % Cheese 0 % Wheat 0 % Butter 0 % Lamb 0 % Pork 0 % Potatoes 0 % Fish 0 % Spot the problem .", "@USER @USER @USER don't forget fishing ! i don't know what's going to change but we should definitely be getting bigger fish once the eu isn't holding us back"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Does putting Ex-Tory voter excuse you from the fact that at some point you voted for them and would imagine at the point they gave the vote that has led to this mess in the first place ?", "id": "twitter_572"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". @USER “ Do you think that we're facing a climate emergency ? ” @USER “ I think we're facing a significant climate challenge , we need to be part ... That's not the terminology I use . ” #Insiders #auspol ", "@USER @USER @USER You know I have been a massive critic of the show for many years but did a good job today , and very skilfully interviewed You have won me back as a viewer , but please keep the RWNJ panel members to a minimum , and never put Gerard Henderson back on .", "@USER @USER @USER Agree no Gerard Henderson . Too predictable . Seems an apologist . Wastes air time ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Is an #IdealogicallyBrainWashedRightwingBigot and #HumanityDeficientFuckwit . Such a shame Christianity has become the antithesis of .", "id": "twitter_573"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We believe a diverse and inclusive workforce is a stronger workforce . It ’ s our diversity that drives our ability to innovate for consumers . Thank you @USER for recognizing Anthem on your 2020 list of America's Best Employers For Diversity . ", "@USER @USER Then why do you lay people off after record profits ? The most unethical management and company in the industry ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And the people who still work there you refuse to pay a living wage . #dobetterAnthem", "id": "twitter_574"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To the person in class during our break with their phone on speaker ... this is incredibly obnoxious . Nobody is that important . Yes , I'm laughing at you !", "@USER Omg the guy in the office behind me at work uses speakerphone ALL . THE . TIME . Lol everyone around us is jealous that I have hearing aids and can just \" turn it off \""], "response": "@USER I ’ m jealous of you right now ! !", "id": "twitter_575"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When I see a blog titled \" 3 reasons why testers should learn coding \" , before reading it , I immediately want to write the opposite for why testers SHOULDN'T learn coding . Read the blog . First reason is they say automation is the future . Oh fuck off !", "@USER Automation has been the future for like , twenty years . Seriously the first time I was told technical testing was the only way was 2004 . The first I was told I was a \" dinosaur \" and \" going to die \" was 2012 . The rumors of the death of actual testing are greatly exaggerated .", "@USER @USER Yep , still waiting for the mass extinctions myself #sigh", "@USER @USER My math is that general IT is growing a quite a clip , maybe 12 % annualized . Every seven years it doubles . Testing might be growing at 3-4 % . Over a ten year period , it / feels / like there are half as many testers as there were before , because math . 1of2", "@USER @USER 2of2 maybe testing is growing at 5 % but inflation is 2 % . The counter-point is the number of testing conferences , and attendees , has explored .", "@USER @USER / exploded / . for those really into software testing , there is an in-joke in there ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yep talking about it is not the same as doing it , but we already know that , don ’ t we ? Being an engineer is sexy , apparently , after all writing masses of code to validate code will save us all #tester", "id": "twitter_576"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#OkadaBan Lagosians are going to know the impact of this ban on Monday .", "@USER I swear down ... Today was bad but Monday will come with the Pro version", "@USER I just don't want to imagine it .", "@USER @USER We will trek all the way to our offices may God help us", "@USER @USER @USER lagos state has asked everyone to go buy a car ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER More cars and buses in lagos . Yes , that exactly what lagos needs to help with the constant heavy traffic and already congested roads .", "id": "twitter_577"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So load shedding ended at 6am but starts again at 9am ? I guess at least people can get ready for work etc ? ", "@USER Get's ready to go to the work with no power ."], "response": "@USER It ’ s now company ’ s responsibility to produce the power they need to keep running . If they can ’ t then they don ’ t deserve to exist . Survival of the fittest , @USER is keeping the economic DNA strong .", "id": "twitter_578"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I cannot WAIT for tonight ’ s State of the Union . Never would have said that ten years ago , or for any other President . Going to a Watch party so we can all discuss afterwards . So fun ! Who else here is watching ?", "@USER A watch party ? ‼ ️ I ❤ ️ this . Now which of my neighbors are Patriots ? 🤨 😏"], "response": "@USER Friends , family , neighbors . Whatever . Just get together with tacos , nachos or whatever and watch . Add games and stuff for fun . Entry fee for us is $ 1 bill ( same as the president ’ s salary ) and that is donated to his campaign . #unity #community", "id": "twitter_579"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The New York Times launched the #1619project , a collection of essays , criticism and art about how the America that we know today didn't start in 1776 - - it started in August 1619 , when a ship carrying enslaved Africans landed in Virginia .", "@USER This is such a great series and I appreciate all the racists replying to this tweet so I can easily figure out who to block ."], "response": "@USER @USER This is such a great comment from a White Liberal Savior , who , since I am obviously incapable of being offended , stands in the gap and gets offended for me ! What would I ever do without you ? ", "id": "twitter_580"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Truly disgusted right now . I don ’ t want a debate on the Merits or de Merits of Katie Hopkins the person . Or the validity or not of the opinion she is expressing OR in fact any previous tweets . This one . Who hasn ’ t seen the equivalent or WORSE almost daily ? #FreeSpeech ", "@USER Does the word \" Racist \" actually mean anything anymore ? Hell give it time and we will be racist if only buy white bread , just getting stupid now ."], "response": "@USER It ’ s beyond pathetic . The being Stormzy who exercises a right to #FreeSpeech for a living .", "id": "twitter_581"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hey Steffan , love you love the band ... no reply . Hey Steffan , love this country , love our president ... Blocked", "@USER Oh wow that ’ s sad for him ! That looks real bad to the sane #DMB community !", "@USER Well to be honest ... we ain't sane . But we don't @USER him for every tweet just praying for a like or retweet . It's sad for those who think he cares ."], "response": "@USER Honestly , I don ’ t even bother & I don ’ t feel like I need to correspond with them . I will see what they are doing in the music that I ( and what i want to see about them ); they really ought to just stick with what they all do best !", "id": "twitter_582"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Got the schedule for tomorrow's #FearTWD set visit . Boy is it going to be hard for me to not say anything about it until later this year . But wow--you're all going to like it . Trust me . Major 👀", "@USER Doubt it . Season 4 and 5 was arse and 6 is probably just as bad if not worse ."], "response": "@USER I am absolutely certain that you are 100 % right .", "id": "twitter_583"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#Analysis : Ontario Premier Doug Ford's oft-repeated statement that his government is spending $ 1.2 billion more on education this year than last year doesn't stand up to scrutiny . @USER", "@USER @USER Perhaps Ford and Lecce need to write a math proficiency exam ?", "@USER @USER @USER I'd like for teachers to do the same and see how well they score . So many kids these days can't do basic math let alone anything advanced . The system is , quite frankly , not working"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , clearly the education system in Ontario is not working . detected ", "id": "twitter_584"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Do you believe America would be better off if more Christians served in elected office ? #Retweet #Poll #Election2020", "We are aware the Satanists and Atheists have decided to pile on this poll . While you are here know this - God loves everyone and forgives all who ask Him . Salvation is available only through His Son Jesus Christ . John 3:16"], "response": "@USER interesting how the christians call us satanist and then are shocked why the poll went this way", "id": "twitter_585"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Proof that instead of our nation coming together , there's a wider gap than ever .", "@USER My kids are still young and a ways before I have to legit worry about it but I am curious . Should you replay it with your kids and show them , and explain how broken it is and give them examples of what to do to fix it ?", "@USER Call it naive or what but I ’ m dumb enough to believe that I can work to making a better world then throwing my hands up and saying what a crap it ’ s become - ps please do not take this as an attack cuz it ’ s not im legit curious on how we parents should handle those moments", "@USER @USER Proper discipline for kids goes a long way towards teaching them how to behave as adults . Just being nice and tactful is something many seem to forget . Of course you also have to teach them that being nice does have its limits and when to take a stand .", "@USER @USER Again not accusing anyone but you can see it right my parents were of the generations that we will discipline and we will be friends after your an adult and moved out the house they weren ’ t supposed to be my friends growing up . I liked my friends but I didn ’ t respect them", "@USER @USER And I mean didn ’ t respect them by if they told me to clean my room or eat my food or be home by 10 I ’ d laugh at them . I appreciate the way I was raised - even more now then what I used to", "@USER @USER @USER You do realize the meaning of discipline is to teach ? Right ?", "@USER @USER @USER I agree to a point . Once your kids get to the point that you know nothing , sometimes the discipline is learn by experience . At least that's what we seen with our oldest . Its hard to have to watch it unfold .", "@USER @USER @USER Know nothing ? Give and take Be that sound board new and different ideas on things . Yes some dont work . ( Experience ) But some R lets go with it . See what happens . #confidence", "@USER @USER @USER Yep ... we've grown by leaps & bounds bc of a couple experiences where the oldest learned on his own . So , I'm back to knowing some things . The middlest doesn't think I know anything & the youngest expects me to know everything ! Lol ! I love parenting . No sarcasm . I really do .", "@USER @USER @USER When you pull that little tinbit of knowledge ( experience ) out that totally floors them . #daymade #respectearned"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But at the same time . When they completely floor you with a suggestion and are bang on . yet why didnt i think of that Yet", "id": "twitter_586"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is what the #ClimateCrisis looks like , and it ’ s only the beginning unless we act now & declare a #ClimateEmergency ‘ A summer of flame via @USER", "@USER @USER This is called weather , and as an Australian born and bred you should know that . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hi there a fellow Aussie here in #shitholegermany . If you dont mind me asking . Is that Green Logo on the meme you posted the SYMBOL they use ? If so then we know who the work for ... it is all in a Symbol and those Symbols will be the downfall of them all Q", "id": "twitter_587"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Seems to me they did well while in opposition too . People donate to parties and candidates because they share values and goals . ", "@USER People like ... the well-known champion of the working class , Bruno Wall ( $ 390 ) . #vanRE"], "response": "@USER Rothchilds financed both sides of American civil war . People with deep pockets back all horses so they can say they backed a winner . Even in BC politics . Your noted 😉", "id": "twitter_588"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Room full of kids so we paused the halftime show to strategically fast forward and I didn ’ t wait long enough and we ’ re suddenly watching pole dancing and Abby is giving me the stink eye like I ’ m the choreographer .", "@USER For everyone who thought J-Lo and Shakira's outfits were too racy . I give you Adam Levine Super Bowl 2019 . Somebody tell that man to put some clothes on ! "], "response": "@USER @USER Omg I see his nipples ! What kind of tattoos are those 🤯 🤦 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤦 ‍ ️ ‍ ️ ‍ ️", "id": "twitter_589"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Maybe an appraiser will be wearing a squirting flower in their lapel on #antiquesroadshow and they will squirt the guest in the eye so it looks like they are crying . and when the guest sees the flower they will laugh . So it will seem like tears of joy ! Oh happy @USER", "@USER @USER ... and this season ’ s nomination for #classClown goes to ... #FirstThreeGuessesDontCount #RedNose @USER Who is the ?", "@USER @USER Where are the photos of us with flowers in our hair anyway ? !"], "response": "@USER @USER My #screenSaver #darling my unless someone better enters the room ... @USER ", "id": "twitter_590"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just saw someone mention the mere idea of Seth MacFarlane buying Star Trek . I got so excited , I started screaming ! ! !", "@USER You are not alone with that I think !", "@USER @USER Probably not true , but except Disney , I can't think of anyone else that could do worse than CBS . 🙄", "@USER @USER Don ’ t forget about Sony Pictures ( Amazing Spider-Man , Ghostbusters 2016 ) . They ’ re fucking deadlier to a brand than Species 8472 is to Harry Kim .", "@USER @USER Wait wasn't the Amazing Spider-Man \" produced \" by Kurtzman ?", "@USER @USER YEP . So it ’ s arguable this is as bad as it could get for Trek"], "response": "@USER @USER Well Kathleen Kennedy could get in charge of Trek when she would get a job at CBS and bring his guy for subverting the expectations of fans Rian Johnson with her . Well then it will get really cheap for Seth to buy I guess .", "id": "twitter_591"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["With their votes to make the American president accountable to no one , Republican senators have put the interests of one president over the interests of all Americans . The only remedy now is for us all to vote in overwhelming numbers to replace them — and him — in November .", "@USER @USER No one care what she thinks ! I don't know why she keeps flapping her gums ! #Trump2020Landslide"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yet you are reading her tweets and replying .", "id": "twitter_592"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hey thanks so much Gem for the #FF ! Happy Friday ! Here are some more to follow !", "@USER @USER @USER I'm so honored to make your #FF list Cynthia ! Here are some more to follow : "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for being such an #AwesomeFriend and putting me on your #AwesomeList I wish everyone an day ", "id": "twitter_593"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I can only imagine how immensely boring this article is . ", "@USER @USER Moron . Him not you . He can afford to have whatever feelings he so chooses about just about anything . As long as he toes the liberal line , because we all know how quick the work would dry up if he deviated from script . .", "@USER @USER Of course . Not that hes particularly relevant right now , but you never know when the next piece of work will come in that's already been turned down by DiCaprio , Pitt , Clooney , Smith , Stiller , Sandler , Harrelson , Homer's voice , and that guy from the Go Compare advert !"], "response": "@USER @USER Indeed I wonder when his ‘ White Male Privilege ’ became most keenly felt ? I ’ d wager around the same time he became more ‘ financially privileged ’ then most other people can dream about .", "id": "twitter_594"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Shoutout to Terry Yake and Randy Cunneyworth ", "@USER had a brief discussion about Geoff Sanderson with pals the other night"], "response": "@USER He was probably the only homegrown player who actually played there for a little while outside of Francis .", "id": "twitter_595"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Become The Change Have a Good Monday I mean it bro haha much love fam @USER ", "@USER #Peace & #BalanceTonPost count the small wins through the day not the petty stresses & struggles focus on the good I made it off the throne so the King is free haha whatever that means now I hope I make my coffee light enough so that I stay off that throne hahaha ", "@USER Lol , thanks brother ! I really do appreciate that ! I'll survive , we all have some shit we have to go through 😉 #StayLifted #staypositive #MuchLove ✌ 💚 💨"], "response": "@USER some shit to go through haha yo I'm just gonna this here if anyone is interested I got my SHIT together live on #Twitch Becoming Change get at me Entropia Universe is an Amazing 17 year old Sandbox Scifi MMO ( check it out ) #Peace & ", "id": "twitter_596"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Am I the only one in The Universe not watching ? #SuperBowl . I am however watching the halftime show ❤ ️ ", "@USER Love shakira . I can't make my hips move like hers though . ☹"], "response": "@USER I ’ ve been following her music since she was about 17 #Shakira Bowl", "id": "twitter_597"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Pelosi and her corrupt-hate filled Democrats can ’ t even stand for a man fighting stage 4 lung cancer . I ’ ve known Rush for 30 years and no one deserves the Medal of Freedom more than Rush Limbaugh . He ’ s a 100 % patriot . Thank you @USER for honoring him .", "@USER @USER Good people die of cancer every day and the heroism they display and the pain they endure goes unnoticed except by those who love them . So excuse some of us for not rising for the dog and pony show going on right now ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I see what you did there ! Nicely done !", "id": "twitter_598"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Humans cannot phantom the understanding of God Jesus Christ was not murdered he was a sin offering from the most high John 3:16 all things become new God does not make new things he makes all things New again including you and he gives you a new heart A'HO BLESSINGS #WATERISLIFE ", "@USER Well , he didn't really want to be whipped and spat on and killed , it was dead cruel and he was crying because he knew what they were going to do to him . He held up a mirror to humanity , to show us what we are like , and we have to change . Mary poured perfume all over him ."], "response": "@USER True however it's important to understand you will never figure out how to put the yoke back into the shell only God can do this spend your time wisely have a relationship with God personal one-on-one he loves each and every one of us it's our actions he's concerned with", "id": "twitter_599"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Today I leaned there are clearly two things not to be discussed on social media : 1 ) Politics and 2 ) The Super Bowl Half-time Show", "@USER You're saying people have strong opinions on these things ?", "@USER Ehh , maybe not . Just something I thought I was picking up . Maybe I read too much into things ?", "@USER Nope , just didn't hit my sarcasm button ;) People DEFINITELY have opinions on those two things ."], "response": "@USER I should have ended my reply with too . I don ’ t think anyone has a light opinion on anything anymore . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️", "id": "twitter_600"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not surprised about Harvey Weinstein . Sad if you think about it . Can you imagine what they went through ...", "@USER Big problems when the victims become the perpetrators . Not many are successful in healing after what they go through as a child . They don ’ t see what they are doing as wrong unfortunately .", "@USER @USER So you are saying Harvey is a victim ? It ’ s hard to understand how any adult male would allow to have his testicles removed unless they had testicular cancer in both . This information has to be explored further ASAP . It ’ s too bizarre but appears legit", "@USER @USER I agree . Monsters are created . It ’ s important to keep in mind that most people currently in prison have also been victims themselves of horrific childhood sex and satanic sex abuse . I have no idea if HW is a victim , it is worth considering as an explaination , similarity to others"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It is good to see so many beautiful Souls pausing , to consider what was done to All the broken ones . Not All the traumatised became perpetrators , however for some , the damage wrought was so severe they had little chance to become whole again #Light #Humanity", "id": "twitter_601"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To think that I would attend the #SOTU to hear the message of an IMPEACHED president is a thought that in no way would be consistent w / my fight and struggle against this dishonorable president . I will certainly NOT be there !", "@USER Good we dont need anyone who committed TREASON to be there . This entire impeachment was a unlawful COUP . How much money has the Democrat party laundered out of Ukraine ? "], "response": "@USER @USER Really ? The dems are money launderers now ? Or is it the guy who has been found guilty and paid fines for money laundering numerous times ? Yep , that's it . You're just aiding in projection Also , retweeting your own tweet is", "id": "twitter_602"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Please don ’ t post pictures of sick patients in the ICU , even if it was a family .", "They're in their most vulnerable state . Respect them ."], "response": "@USER But I really need the likes . ", "id": "twitter_603"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["So when Twitter was out did we all think we got banned ?", "@USER TOTALLY . I've been mass reported by Nazis so many times I've lost count . Once , Ivanka banned me for 24 hours for targeted harassment when I sent a two word response to her tweet"], "response": "@USER @USER I got popped for calling LaLa at faux a ho . 3 days after @USER started following me . ", "id": "twitter_604"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A message to Europe , this morning on the White Cliffs of Dover . Sound on . ", "@USER Beautiful . So beautiful . That made me cry . Look after our star for us . But we will take it into our safekeeping so we can all be together again soon , understanding better the audacious brilliance of this peace project ."], "response": "@USER @USER Brought tears to my eyes too . Utterly brilliant ; unbelievably moving 🙏 🏼 😊 Beautiful ⭐ ️ #ledbydonkeys #EU 🇪", "id": "twitter_605"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Love is the path for everyone ! Find your path and bring Love along ... it's beautiful to share Love with all ! XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER Let all that you do be done in #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER All is done in love , and so it shall be . Thank you God for your creation of All ! Amen . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not how much we have but how much we enjoy that makes #happiness #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "id": "twitter_606"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Former #mnwild GM Paul Fenton will be doing part-time scouting the rest of the year for #cbj . GM Jarmo Kekalainen called Craig Leipold some time ago to ask permission and Bill Guerin gave final permission the past few days . Wild will keep paying term left on his contract . ( 1/2 )", "( 2/2 ) Speaking of Fenton , I ’ m working on a really cool Kevin Fiala story for later today and Fiala was outstanding talking about the faith Fenton has long shown in him and their relationship . Lots of cool stuff in this upcoming Fiala feature #mnwild"], "response": "@USER So moral of the story Fiala will ne heading to Columbus after next yr .", "id": "twitter_607"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER metro center can have a little housing ... as a treat ?", "@USER @USER I think it ’ s zoned commercial or mixed use so let ’ s put up some STR ! I think there is already a STR neighborhood out that way , plus it ’ s close to downtown ."], "response": "@USER @USER Hang on , do they allow on this website ?", "id": "twitter_608"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wow . Powerful . Please keep this man in your prayers PLEASE ", "@USER Just left church and I had my children and boyfriend pray for this man & his children . No child should ever be forced to waatch women essenshally be naked on live tv in front of billions of ppl . Sick to my stomach . I ’ m shaking . I hope he beats @USER in court", "@USER @USER @USER i just can ’ t get over the let that happen . I had to take off work this week because I ’ ve been mentally unstable & my 2 trans sons have mentally checked out of school from witnessing so this . So sad . can someone DK something about this ? 🤭 🤮 🤮", "@USER @USER @USER im sick to my stomach . They really let that happen ? Omg"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I jus wokeup from a coma this morning and that ’ s what I been told . & really be havin those rigs on the back I saw #Look have them next year so my son can c what it ’ s like to have girlfriend ! !", "id": "twitter_609"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER #Terriblecustomerservice How it is that you have shipped the wrong item twice ? ! ! ! I have had to return the shipment twice and the postage was more than I am being reimbursed ! No satisfaction when I called CS . #disappointedbutnotsurprised", "@USER Oh no ! We're so sorry for the troubles with your order . Can you let us know what insight or action was offered when you spoke to us ? Please let us know . ^ GN"], "response": "@USER Was told that they could only reimburse up to certain amount for shipping . Way less than we paid as we were shopping from Canada . No help offered to resolve the issue with the store .", "id": "twitter_610"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER We do what we can and help those who have no means or skills to help themselves while doing what is answer to help a problem that helps our planet . All the systems i use are hand built for my needs and work better and faster with power that anyone using defualt system would love ", "@USER @USER @USER 💕 this , it is in all our gift to help others and when you meet someone who does it warms the heart", "@USER @USER @USER Not long ago i was building new systems and donating them to familys with children who could not afford technology to educate their children . I had a very long waiting list that is now on hold untill i have sorted myself out first . Awesome feeling when kids see for first time ", "@USER @USER @USER You are one of life ’ s good guys", "@USER @USER @USER I'm just a guy that finds a way to help others without or at little cost to myself and make my life interesting by meeting and talking with people i would probely never meet otherwise . Just me . Nothing or no one that wins awards and i am never good with being praised Kim . ", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s never about winning awards it ’ s about knowing you tried to leave things better than you found them , that my friend is the real prize", "@USER @USER @USER If i had the money Kim , . I would love to do full live computer builds on YouTube , but that is well out of my reach at this time . Maybe in the future it may happen but not yet with health problems . I'm proud to have you as my friend Kim & enjoy our chats talking about life & tech ", "@USER @USER @USER I have every faith your day will come and I hope your health problems are soon behind you my friend ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Kim for your morning faith & kind words . It will happen as i have faith to put twitter live streaming all pages but health is a differant subject & problem ! Good Morning and Tuesday . Anyways i have enough work to keep me busy for quite a while & dreams are dream ", "id": "twitter_611"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yikes . 28 mutuals with this stellar specimen . ", "@USER So I should continue bashing my head against a wall with people who admit they effectively can't do personal engagement ?", "@USER AHAHAHAHAHA , AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I believe your post makes evident that you have the social aptitude of a half eaten avocado . I do not believe that you are in a position to judge the effectiveness of anyone's personal engagement .", "@USER You have some SERIOUS hypocrisy going on ... ", "@USER Autism isn't amenable to therapy or education .", "@USER AHAHAHAHA Friend , it sounds like you're the one in need of some education . In all seriousness . You need to take some time off to self-reflect , learn , and you may find out that many of the writers and artists that create the very content you claim to know , are in fact , autistic .", "@USER Has it occurred to you that saying that you're autistic in your bio is a courtesy ? It offers me the choice of whether to engage or not . If I'm not permitted to make that choice , then it's nothing more than pretension and more failed engagement ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , ' cos everyone on the spectrum has the same social skills !", "id": "twitter_612"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Nintendo ’ s little Switch oasis at Chicago ORD . ", "@USER have you tried Breath of the Wild ? heard it ’ s pretty good ..."], "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m told if you played the WiiU version it ’ s not really worth the double dip ...", "id": "twitter_613"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["HUGE crowd for the Bernie rally in Tacoma , WA This location , which is seemingly full , has a capacity of 23,000 23,000 ", "@USER But he ’ s not popular . It ’ s all about Bloomberg who voters really want . The rallies don ’ t matter .", "@USER @USER Obviously , he is popular enough to get people to his rally . It ’ s all opinion ."], "response": "@USER @USER There is a trick for that ! Think of it as clarity for the confused ...", "id": "twitter_614"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I'm guessing it won't last long . McConnell will nip that right in the bud , fast and quick .", "@USER @USER I hope not . These GOP that keep saying they acknowledge he did it , \" but it doesn't rise to the level of impeachment \" will then have to say it doesn't even rise to the level of censure . In my opinion that's much harder sell .", "@USER @USER @USER If the Bidens Have Nothing to Hide , They Shouldn't Fear an Investigation , Right ? Isn't That How It Works , or Is That Only True for Republicans ? #Resist #Democrats #NatlSocAmerWorkersParty", "@USER @USER @USER Hows the weather in St Petersburg Boris ? "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL Enjoy Your Crazy , My Friend . #Resist #Liberal", "id": "twitter_615"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I learned how to code at @USER , and I got slapped with $ 80k in debt that ’ s unenforceable by the law , threatened with expulsion for a polite request , and spent a year looking for a SWE job . Got a tech sales job and now I “ owe ” them . #holbertonscam", "@USER @USER Dude I know for sure that you don ’ t make 140k to meet that 80k threshold .", "@USER @USER It ’ s $ 85k until I give them employment info then it ’ s 17 % of my wages . Regardless , my debt should be 0 ."], "response": "@USER @USER So I guess you are misleading people here just like Holberton “ potentially ” allegedly did !", "id": "twitter_616"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Anybody in Chicago notice how CTA doesn ’ t read your Ventra card through your wallet anymore ? What happened @USER ?", "@USER @USER Hi there , because Ventra is an open fare payment system , we always recommend removing your Ventra Card from your wallet before tapping to avoid \" card clash . \" ", "@USER @USER Did something change then ? It ’ s never acted this way for the last 5 years at least", "@USER @USER It's possible you have something in your wallet blocking it or an additional card that can be read , causing card clash . We've long recommended separating it so the card you mean to pay with is the only one seen by the reader and for a more reliable read ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER OMG so i have to remove my card from my wallet now", "id": "twitter_617"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["💬 How would you feel about a non-branded school uniform ? Mum Rachel says they work for her ⬇ ️ ", "@USER My #triplets started secondary school last sept . Their school dosn't have a secondhand rail . So had to bye brand new spent just short of £ 500 and this includes branded PE kit . But does not include shoes , bags or coats . #schooluniform #ripoff", "@USER @USER I mean hey , look on the bright side , atleast you don't have to spend money on books , laptops , vaccines , and some P . E equipment as they're provided by the schools .", "@USER @USER We also provide pens , paper , notebooks , books , some PE equipment and laptops or computers as some homework has to be completed in them . Oh and by the way vaccines are not provided by schools . They are provided by NHS , which I pay for through National Insurance .", "@USER @USER @USER So having triplets is everyone else ’ s fault ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Did I say that anywhere . I am to be a #mum ans I love my children . I went back to work when they 9 months old . I stated they were #triplets because I don't have the option of hand me downs , like most families do .", "id": "twitter_618"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Unbelievable ! Twitter is going after the good people who are trying to help & ignoring those who hurt & harass others . #DoBetter #BringBackHeroes #WhateverItTakes", "@USER @USER @USER More & more I see that , Nat . No option but try to grab attention & keep up the effort to get them out . Don ’ t want to lose you , Peg & the few others remaining either .", "@USER @USER @USER Trying to see the light here , if it is because real people ’ s activity and retweets appear as bots , then could that emphasize how engaged everyone is ? Tony found us a new home before ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Right . I tend to do more liking and RTing than posting original content . Clearly need to flip that . I know that Red T Raccoon was suspended for a while but was eventually reinstated . How ?", "@USER @USER @USER There was an outcry from multiple people , plus the original reason for his suspension was over a video - if I remember , the people who demanded the suspension-retracted the request . I think some people did call Twitter's HQ as well .", "@USER @USER @USER What video could stark show that could possibly cause this response - that group is known for not being obnoxious online .", "@USER @USER @USER This is the tweet Tony sent . He was swarmed by bots / trolls in response and mass reported . The others had come to his defense . ", "@USER @USER @USER People often warn others against using hashtags that are spreading propaganda . In this case , some people got mad enough to mass report . Twitter surely knows that the system can be abused and they haven ’ t fixed it .", "@USER @USER @USER Why Twitter would rather be the home of actual trolls and bots , I do not know . If I'd have been online that time of day I wouldn't be here either . Tony is my friend and I RT most of his stuff . That seems to have been the catalyst . I'm not a bot because I RT like-minded friends .", "@USER @USER @USER I was online , but I needed to take care of something off Twitter and didn ’ t reply right away . By the time I had a minute to do so , Tony was suspended . It all happened fast .", "@USER @USER @USER I was online too . I read it , liked and rt ’ d , flipped to messenger to talk to my friend in NY for a minute , flipped back , and Tony was banned . The bots are Chitauri . I ’ m now firmly convinced .", "@USER @USER @USER Just another example of ' s FUBAR . Just got this message . You've got some bugs . Start with freeing and everyone from Twitter jail . #HeroesResist #BringBackHeroes "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ridiculous . I have been following for years . He has always been incredibly decent and respectful . But T gets to say and do whateva , ✌ 🏾 BS .", "id": "twitter_619"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [" Good night and sweet dreams my wonderful friends ! ! I'm gonna leave you with this great song from my favorite band , the GooGooDolls 😊 🌹 😴 💞 🎤", "@USER This song was fun . They're so good . I am glad you posted this song tonight . Thanks , James . Cyndi Leigh 🥳 🥳"], "response": "@USER You're most welcome Cyndi Leigh ! ! I've seen them in concert twice ", "id": "twitter_620"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["She ’ s bawling about this video and wants it to be yanked Nope Retweet , retweet , retweet ", "@USER Yes . Pobrecita wants it pulled No tears left to cry babe . Shouldn ’ t have done it and she wouldn ’ t have to worry about the blowback"], "response": "@USER @USER Your use of pobrecita is savage .", "id": "twitter_621"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Seen “ Pandemic : How to Prevent an Outbreak ” on Netflix yet ? Episode 1 was good .", "Episode 2 : first 10 mins - [ Im teaching you “ my body my rules ” and I don ’ t feel comfortable about vaccines . They are taking away our freedom to choose . ] SKIP . Zzzzzzz", "“ We don ’ t need any man-made catastrophe ” How true ... #pandemic #netflix", "#pandemic #netflix worth watching - lots of topics being discussed : vaccine or no vaccine ? Rights of parents ? Is is really true “ my body my rules ” ? Societal responsibility hence need of vaccines ? Can we do with an universal flu vaccine ? How capable are we in times of pandemic ?"], "response": "@USER No lar . Breastfeeding your child lar ! Breast milk contains all the antibodies and antidotes for all the sicknesses !", "id": "twitter_622"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Anyone know what's better / faster in Inspirada : Cox or Centurylink ?", "@USER Never had a single outage with Centurylink in like 8 years . And here's my Speedtest via wifi on a slow day . Best upstream you'll ever get on Cox will be ~ 50 Mbps even with gigabit . Cox has outages 2-3 nights / week . Data caps at 1 TB . Just sayin ' ", "@USER Good evening , I am happy to hear that you have been enjoying the service . If in the future you have any questions , or need assistance please do not hesitate to send us a DM . We would be happy to help you . - Jamie"], "response": "@USER I actually haven't been enjoying the service but it would be wonderful if service was to be established at my current home . We haven't been able to use Centurylink for over a year now and I'm stuck with Cox - outages literally every other night .", "id": "twitter_623"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I love you bro . The only ones that should be embarrassed are the people that jumped to conclusions , taking your words and twisting them to create their own drama , and those who have nothing better to do than entertain it . They ’ re trash brother .", "@USER @USER How exactly were we twisting his words when he ’ s shown clearly that he has 0 respect for Ashley and all he ’ s done for the band ? Him saying Ashley is a good stage performer does not make up for the fact that he said that his replacement is an upgrade . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What ’ s done is done ! ALL parties are moving on As my late hubby would say “ Let it stay ” All this negativity isn ’ t fair to ALL of the artists / fans We have a right to our own opinions Don ’ t always have to voice them ESPECIALLY here ! just saying 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️", "id": "twitter_624"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Last week the Fake News said that a section of our powerful , under construction , Southern Border Wall “ fell over ” , trying to make it sound terrible , except the reason was that the concrete foundation was just poured & soaking wet when big winds kicked in . Quickly fixed “ forever ” .", "@USER The mainstream media doesn't report the facts ; yet , the truth is available from the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue , Washington D . C . ~"], "response": "@USER @USER How many verifiable lies has he told now ? 15,000+ documented . He's a truth teller for sure .", "id": "twitter_625"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#ES_F grab your popcorn . Pajama traders keeping busy tonight ! ", "Respecting the green bar ... for now ! "], "response": "@USER You forgot to update this ... Lol I'd hate to see all you bearish people believe you have the upper hand . #BurnItDown 😉 ", "id": "twitter_626"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is the same epiphany slaveowners of the South had in the 1850s . Demography had turned against them . Their power and wealth were on the line . They started a war to preserve their \" rights \" and damn near destroyed the United States . The Trumpsters are their spiritual heirs . ", "@USER Yoni Appelbaum ( @USER ) \" When a group that has traditionally exercised power comes to believe that its eclipse is inevitable , and that the destruction of all it holds dear will follow , it will fight to preserve what it has — whatever the cost . ” "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sounds Like Democrats of Today and of Yore . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "id": "twitter_627"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER No , actually ... the GAO said that . ", "@USER @USER @USER Getting owned LOL . I was just letting him marinate for a minute . ", "@USER @USER @USER You let him marinate in owning you and then back it up with \" but obama \" ? You owned yourself lol", "@USER @USER @USER Naw kid , I don't tolerate hypocrisy . If you're screaming about something your opponent did as wrong but didn't check your own side for doing the same thing then you getting exposed . IHe could never own me I've already been bought by the blood of Jesus . #armoredup", "@USER @USER @USER He already owned you and jesus would probably be sad for you but okay"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER He's not just talked to Him a little while ago . My Saviour loves me unconditionally and unwaveringly . He fills my heart with great joy . He's pleased with me because I trust in Him . He still working on me for sure though . #faith #hope", "id": "twitter_628"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Zack Kassian : \" To me those are two dangerous hits . \" Darnel Nurse : ", "@USER Sounds like the Oilers are occupying a lot of your thoughts ...", "@USER nope just pointing out the irony Quick tip for you tho .. before you say something like that maybe go back thru your own feed 😉 Ive tweeted 3 times about them in forever . YOU on the other hand seem pretty obsessed with the #Flames #RentFree 😂 "], "response": "@USER Isn ’ t that cute , you did research on me , now who ’ s in who ’ s head . 😉 .", "id": "twitter_629"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What if one tries to equate a biblical concept ( headship ) to an unbiblical concept ( dominance ) ? The two options are : 1 . ) ignorance 2 . ) lying ( Or # 3 could get me in trouble : stupidity ) For you , I am assuming 2 . ) and I hope you ’ ll consider this and repent . ", "@USER The evidence of the practice of “ headship ” as dominance is considerable . If your response is to say that those who dominate are not actually practicing Biblical headship - that doesn ’ t remove the evidence that many men practice “ headship ” as dominance", "@USER I don ’ t think you want to go down this road . Roman Catholic affirm the trinity and are also guilty of scandalous sex abuse . So now everyone who affirms the trinity is guilty ? That would be silly .", "@USER Your interpretation of my tweet is nonsensical , serves to minimize my position while demeaning me as \" silly . \" Note : people who seek dominance also do what you've just done : 1 ) mis-translate / misrepresent and 2 ) use derogatory terms to reduce the value of another .", "@USER Again , instead of dealing with the argument you are evading . 🤷 🏼 ‍ ♂ ️ In my manly opinion . 😉"], "response": "@USER To conclude : You assume that you understand the Biblical concept of headship-accusing those who don't view it as you do of being either ignorant or lying . You follow up w / some toxic \" dialogue \" tactics that are rooted in dominance behaviors . Yet , you disagree w / my point .", "id": "twitter_630"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Yesterday morning ’ s visit to @USER was great ... starting w Pledge of Allegiance to poetry to non-fiction reading and writing and some cool habitats ... good stuff ! ! #engagedstudents ", "@USER @USER Mr . O is wonderful and is so loved by the children 👶 🏼 . I love his words of encouragement to the children each day ."], "response": "@USER @USER He embodies our district-wide vision and models kindness everyday ! #community #kindnessmatters", "id": "twitter_631"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER very disappointed customer , I realised I hadn ’ t had notification to rebook my annual service , contacted BG today to find first available appointment is 27th March , that ’ s 2 months time and 4 months after my service was due , not good enough @USER", "@USER 2/2 . Sometimes , cancellations come up , so it might be worth checking online . ^ Fiona"], "response": "@USER A very bland response . Being one of the largest energy suppliers in the UK I would have thought you would have enough engineers to service all customers , including your annual service contracts .", "id": "twitter_632"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What're possible measures to raise quality education ? Who are the most education stakeholders ? How far is our education system making economic transformation ? #QualityEducation Cc : @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER We can raise quality education by providing infrastructures , qualified teachers and professional learning materials ! The most education stakeholders are governments , Local and Int'l NGOs and Private sectors . Progress has been made , our education system is making ... 1/2", "@USER @USER @USER We should differentiate : 1 . Quality of education & 2 . Quality in education"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" A quality education \" is one that provides all learners with capabilities they require to become economically productive , develop sustainable livelihoods , contribute to peaceful and democratic societies and enhance individual well-being .", "id": "twitter_633"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s amazing what I ’ ve done , the most of any President in the first three years ( by far ) , considering that for three years I ’ ve been under phony political investigations and the Impeachment Hoax ! KEEP AMERICA GREAT !", "@USER yes , you've enriched yourself at the taxpayers ' expense , you've lowered America's standing in the world , you've enabled despots , you've been laughed at by the UN and mocked by NATO , you've broken a ton of laws and you're IMPEACHED FOR LIFE ! stand up and take a bow , you popinjay"], "response": "@USER @USER Alternate universe has been good for you .", "id": "twitter_634"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A young girl came up to me tonight and said , “ I ’ m a broke college student with a lot of student loan debt . I checked and I have $ 6 in the bank — so I just gave $ 3 to keep you in this fight . ” We ’ re staying in this fight for the people who are counting on us . ", "@USER That ’ s what socialism does . It takes half of the money from people who hardly have any to begin with , and gives it to those who don ’ t deserve it .", "@USER @USER No , she reason she ’ s poor is because REPUBLICANS were the ones that raised the cost of attending college to ridiculous amounts . You boomers don ’ t realize that times have changed and it ’ s not possible to pay college with only a part time job like it used to be in the 80s"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , as if raising tuition and fees had anything to do with a party affiliation . intended . I think that cat in your photo has more brains than you .", "id": "twitter_635"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["D'Andre Swift is not my RB1 in this class but can't really get mad at people who see him routinely do this and think he will be an elite NFL fantasy running back ", "@USER Wow not # 1 . wHy dO yOu hAtE sWifT"], "response": "@USER Taylor is i think but its close", "id": "twitter_636"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When you see something on Pinterest which makes you feel so proud to be a dachshund 💪 🏻 🙌 🏻 #SausageArmy ", "@USER 🤣 🙈 Fonz failed his Good Citizen exam because they practiced week before & was perfect and exam week was ‘ done that , ain ’ t doing that again , down ? Nah , I ’ m happy sitting mate ’ 🤦 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER 💪 🏻 we are not for performing . I only do things if I can smell the human has a high value treat ... ham , chicken or cheese “ whats that ? A schmacko ? Do one and come back when you ’ ve got the proper stuff ”"], "response": "@USER @USER I sometimes won ’ t perform even for high value treats . Human of me at agility today . #LullHumanIntoFalseSenseOfSecurity", "id": "twitter_637"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Okay … clearly … It ’ s only meant to be a joke riffing around how much we musicians cherish our instruments , above all other But I gotta say … It does have at least a germ of truth contained therein 👇 👇 👇 🤫 🙃 ", "@USER @USER @USER Meanwhile , the wife was determining which shoes to take . 😉 🤣 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER . after the fire somehow a box of grandma ’ s love letters . #haiku #fire", "id": "twitter_638"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["China can build a hospital in two weeks . How long will it take the Tories to build 40 ?", "@USER Freddie is a tad thick to be a councillor !", "@USER @USER Money speaks volumes - He's the result of a privileged private education 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's such a good thing our PM is such a man of the people then .", "id": "twitter_639"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER First 5o then 75 I want Hershey kisses lol the new choco lava ones 😍", "@USER Haven ’ t tried those . Typically the only time I eat candy is at my therapists office every 2 weeks . Will have to tell her to look for those . 😎", "@USER I bet there good I ’ ve had these there good . 😍 ", "@USER Those do look good . I always like the Hershey Kisses when they mix it up like that .", "@USER I like them cuz there smooth not to sweet and I like milk chocolate . Tell your therapist to get a bag of each lol 😂", "@USER I ’ ll do that . And the best thing is that I only have to make a copay ! Perhaps I will text her before next session .", "@USER Maybe she can get them on sale next couple days they ’ ll go quickly . "], "response": "@USER This therapist I see , Is the best therapist I ever had . She ’ s Secretariat at the 1973 Belmont . She ’ s helped me through some hard times . She ’ s dealt with my darker moments . Now I just go for the chocolates . 😆 😆 😆", "id": "twitter_640"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER We love you too DBF .. Your doing great things , we love the your work , have from day one , after hearing the loss of Daniel & the tribute after that . We try our best to support people .. RIP Daniel #gonebutnotforgotten #tribute #bleedkits", "@USER Thank you so much for your support . 💛 💛"], "response": "@USER Not a problem DBF , all it takes is 30 seconds , #alwaystogether is our mantra . We here !", "id": "twitter_641"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Co2 is 0.04 percent of the atmosphere so how can that really make much difference 🤔", "@USER I am not suggesting it is . Frankly I am sick to the backteeth of all the fake news on * climate change , and CO2 bollox * & now UK to switch to All Electric : heating , cooking , and cars , is outrageous . THIS 👇 is more critical : : \" Marine Plastics Pollution \" ", "@USER Yeah I bought a coffee machine that uses pods . Actually been I was amazed at how much plastic waste that creates . Crazy world we live in where common sense has vanished completely .", "@USER This is one of several options : \" New technique converts plastic waste to fuel \" ", "@USER That makes sense though do no way they'll go for that . Really this is all about taxing the shite out of us and nothing to do with saving the planet ."], "response": "@USER Oh , absolutely spot on . It's another income - stream business model for global corporates . Nothing to do with saving the planet . much . 👇 ", "id": "twitter_642"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I'm trying to escape this country before they put up a wall to keep me in . ", "@USER @USER Wow , feels like 2016 all over again , Polly stating she ’ s going to leave Canada again . I ’ ll stay and fight for my country ", "@USER @USER yeah you sure have made a huge difference so far .", "@USER @USER @USER Many of you youtubers seem to have shifted towards fearshilling . What happened ? Did Trudeau break you ? Pick yourself up and keep going . The show is about to start and ya ’ ll are wetting your panties . #WWG1WGAWORLDWIDE ", "@USER @USER @USER Didn ’ t expect thin skin like that . Send her my best and tell her to keep going . ", "@USER @USER @USER it's called valuing my time . I don't need any of this especially from Canadians . People who - by and large - are refusing to even make ONE COMMENT on child euthanasia without parental consent . Broken , faithless , losers .", "@USER @USER @USER This is what so many people wonder about you , ONE negative comment or disagreement with you and you go into a total meltdown . Your research must be slow today ... you can see my timeline in regards to children euthanasia", "@USER @USER @USER ugh . gross . slimy low IQ manipulation attempt . Why are you back here after I blocked your other account ? If you were an adult you'd just stay away from me ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I know , you can't handle anyone disagreeing with you , so you scream low IQ , Polly", "id": "twitter_643"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["UK to ban petrol and diesel vehicle sales from 2035 Bang goes your dealerships , they'll be closing faster than pubs", "@USER Where is the vast investment required 2the infastructure 2charge all of these EV ? I ’ ve waited 3 yrs 4 ‘ off site ’ improvements 2be completed 2provide the electric capacity 4 @USER There is no spare capacity in Nth Hykeham whatsoever . Add thousands of EV & you have chaos .", "@USER @USER @USER 2 be honest I though by know it would be “ Written In Law ” that all New Builds commercial / domestic would have 2 have vehicle “ Charge Points ” , it ’ s going 2 be utter chaos when this comes in , nothing or anybody is prepared for the scale coming , from manufacturing , supply or end users !", "@USER @USER @USER The increase in consumption of electric will be mind blowing . The old infastructure ( cabling ) will not be able 2cope . Installing charging points is the easy bit . But calculating req capacity 4a commercial build where say 20 EV will be charging simultaneously , ridiculous .", "@USER @USER @USER 7-22 kw per point do the maths , total melt down of the grid ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s a tremendous amount of additional COAL TO BURN to produce .. errmm , “ Non Carbon ” producing vehicles 👀 It ’ ll have to be nuclear power stations & a lot more of them , that ’ s just to produce it , then got to get it to the “ outlets ” - free Upgraded cabling of course 🙄 🥴 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️", "id": "twitter_644"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not his best hour , but @USER limps his way to another weekend . Still waiting for him to pay off a taco bet too . @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I thought you did a great job covering the Kobe Bryant breaking news"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Did my best while lazy Ben was busy sleeping .", "id": "twitter_645"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#AVTweeps @USER - Definitely read @USER #winning approach for how anyone can handle #family + balance challenges with a boss successfully ! advice ~ \" You can't break me , cause I'm that good ! \" ⬇ ️ ✌ 😎 ", "@USER Aww thanks ! ! Just trying to help with what little I can . We need to be there for each other and make the world a little smaller and more friendly ."], "response": "@USER You really are there to always support others , it's and the 🌏 would be better if more people were like you 😎 👊", "id": "twitter_646"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The #WritingCommunity is so we starting the #AwesomeLift to make others aware of all the . Drop links to your books and blogs . Like Comment Retweet . Just as ancient civilizations can have Golden Ages so can we ! ", "@USER Not book links , but currently writing , directing & performing in a no of plays w / @USER ( ) for @USER ( ) 🎭 🎶 & running , a #mentalhealth awareness festival & short film prize : 😁", "@USER @USER @USER Many thanks for retweeting , Rex - very kind of you & much appreciated ! 🙏 😊 ", "@USER @USER @USER My pleasure I appreciate you taking part in the #AwesomeLift and wish you an day "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's of you ! 😁 Thank you v much - and the same to you ! 😘 ", "id": "twitter_647"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I hope they sue her and her family", "@USER @USER And I hope you also make a grave mistake and some idiot racist like you gives you no mercy .", "@USER @USER I ’ m guessing your the racist . She almost ruined lives but I ’ m guessing that ’ s ok with you . Idiot", "@USER @USER She is a CHILD . You are the idiot .", "@USER @USER @USER LOL I am guessing your the same kind of person who just last week believed a child could lead the world on climate change . Which is it are children ignorant and impulsive or not . Gretchen wants to know . ", "@USER @USER @USER Nice try but she ’ s a paid actor if you look into it . But nice try . So she ’ s good at reading scripts and memorizing them ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh .. you are one of the tin hat conspiracy theorists . You get your news from Jones . She is a child not a paid actor . ", "id": "twitter_648"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If you think Democrats ' total screw up of the Iowa caucuses is bad , just wait till they kick you off your health insurance plan and force you onto their socialist government-run system", "@USER @USER Oh I can't wait till they start teaching us about gun control ! I think I'll just go ahead and keep mine ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's sad that weak people need guns to feel strong .", "id": "twitter_649"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Who comes out on top in their prime ? ", "@USER Question should be who comes out on top after a 4day bender and turning up to training in a fur coat and a bottle of champagne ? 🤣"], "response": "@USER Only one man can do that . 😂", "id": "twitter_650"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Steph ’ s reaction when she googles Michele ’ s new house and sees what it looks like and the price ! ", "@USER Now be nice Shari . And stop using and abusing me for shellfish reasons .", "@USER I ’ ll try not to be shellfish ."], "response": "@USER @USER Did someone mention shellfish ? For Valentine's Day I'm hoping that Pat takes me to Red Lobster !", "id": "twitter_651"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In chairing NSW upper house Education Committee , I have been thru scores of govt School Plans ( key directional document ) and only once found a school aiming at \" Achieving Academic Growth \" ! ! Most want \" engaged learners \" etc . It's incredible - they are not really schools anymore .", "@USER Academic excellence died a long time ago It ’ s all about conformity and everyone brought down to the lowest commons denominator . That is what the left does . In Qld the term pedagogical framework is used to embed mediocrity as it destroys Individuality & creativity of teachers"], "response": "@USER @USER Our schools need to teach our kids how to be the best “ influencers ” and to be self entitled and it ’ s all about me . The 3r ’ s and academic excellence is so outdated . Our future is in great hands .", "id": "twitter_652"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER \" ... your job is the workshop In which you can forge your own light . \" Emmanuel ", "@USER @USER @USER Don't stop dreaming , but face your realities in everyday life . Keep your complaints to a minimum , when you cannot master them completely . Speak reassuring to those who hear . Let others live their existence as much as you want to live the existence that God has given you . Emmanuel ", "@USER @USER @USER I really appreciate your words of truth my friend"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" Goodbyes only #serve those who through the #eyes ... For in the of those who with their there is no separation . \" ", "id": "twitter_653"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Who are the four prosecutors ( Mueller people ? ) who cut and ran after being exposed for recommending a ridiculous 9 year prison sentence to a man that got caught up in an investigation that was illegal , the Mueller Scam , and shouldn ’ t ever even have started ? 13 Angry Democrats ?", "@USER President @USER has endured ceaseless lies from the destructive Left . #LyingLiberals hold a deep hate for what President Trump stands for : America First 🇺 🇸 Despite it all , Pres Trump Keeps working for America ! 𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 @USER for a Bold Christian Voice . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The \" Moral \" Christians who support the most immoral President of America , the and #shamelessness is so apparent .", "id": "twitter_654"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Your screenshot has word panic , this is what we said .", "@USER 2/2 Keep them under observation in a separate place . Their families will reach there and yell to get them to their homes . Government will be unable to protect this emotional scenario . I know my brethren and their impatience .", "@USER It is not their age to be as mature as you and me . This is why we said , \" they need care . \"", "@USER In fact they are my classmates of my age.what they think we here in Pakistan are not worried about them ? We are praying for their safety . I ask my people there to please console them . Help them to get out of fear and media oriented suffocation about crona ."], "response": "@USER After watching this video , we offered food supplies but the system bars us from doing this . Praying is a subsidiary , care is primary . At least you should not say that you will slap that girl . #ViolencesPolicieres doesn't solve issues . #peace and can do", "id": "twitter_655"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“ I saw real anger at the ( anti AB5 ) rally being funneled towards the easy target , not the correct one . ” Our anger should be at the employers who ’ ve spent yrs eroding our employment rights , not ⁦ @USER ⁩ who stood up for all of us #AB5Works ", "@USER @USER Mom look ! Another “ labor good person ” who thinks #ab5 is the next penicillin . #nope ", "@USER @USER @USER Every single one of them is outing themselves . They've found no one helped by the law , so they have to tweet out praises by themselves . Now we know who they all are . 😉"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Having union people tweet how much #AB5Works is like having your mom and your aunts coming to your school recital and clapping hard even though they know you suck . Unions are , supposedly , not affected so why do they care so much ? 🤔 #DisruptInequality ", "id": "twitter_656"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["FBR Updates : Shoppers who buy anything above 50,000 will now have to show their CNIC FROM TODAY ; women can also show ID card copies of their male family members .", "@USER Wow So women don ’ t have their own identities"], "response": "@USER @USER That's misogyny right ? Oh wait i see no women complaining 😔", "id": "twitter_657"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I got arrested by the police because they saw me as a yahoo boy . They literally dragged me down from my OPay and threw me into their van and drove off . The OPay bike followed behind . These people searched my phone , bag and everything . For about 1 hour they kept bugging me to ...", "@USER I need a business card then ."], "response": "@USER @USER Hey guys , Looking for a #logo and #business_card design Check out my #Services on here is my : @USER", "id": "twitter_658"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The mall has some TikTok-ers doing a meet & greet today . Right now they're doing a shoot right by me and have done at least six takes of their routine so far . #bored", "They've got their own little entourage ( one may even be a mom #lqtm ) and a couple of mall cops escorting them around #whatever", "Actually , there may even be two moms !", "And now they left . May be doing a second photo op b / c they were going in a different direction from where was roped off . #carryon", "And the Donut Museum had a couple of people trying to hand out fliers . #denied"], "response": "OMG they just walked right past me ! ! Thankfully I was distracted by an actual customer and could give them some deserved inattention .", "id": "twitter_659"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Let me be clear once again ( as I was in the senate ): a president seeking re-election cannot do anything he wants . He is not above the law . He cannot commit crimes . He cannot commit impeachable conduct . ( MTCO", "But a lawful act — holding up funds , sending troops to vote , braking a promise about Syria — does not become unlawful or impeachable if done with a mixed motive of both promoting the public interest and helping his RE-election . Please respond to my argument , not a distortion of it .", "@USER He cannot have a corrupt motive . He cannot divert US funds to an oppo research effort . There was NO US purpose served by pursuing Russian conspiracies theories . This was corrupt . Purely . And if you don't believe me call Bolton as a witness .", "@USER @USER @USER Umm I ’ m somebody that believes her ! Kick Rocks", "@USER @USER @USER There ’ s two of you ! She ’ ll become relevant if that number climbs a million-fold .", "@USER @USER @USER She has 365k followers I ’ m pretty sure they care too ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes because all followers are fans .", "id": "twitter_660"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The one that got away 😩 gutted but what a turn out from the @USER fans . Special bunch you lot", "@USER @USER No shame in that result mate , all us fans ever want is effort . That my friend was one massive effort , came away feeling like a win .", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 I mean you don ’ t go to rugby week in week out to lose and say well done boys at least you tired"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER When you have been written off by every pundit going , got a young squad put together with loan players and kids from championship sides wanting to prove themselves and you are playing a side of internationals in nearly every position , then a 9 point loss is a good effort", "id": "twitter_661"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hey adults ! Don't be like those anti-vaxxers . You are fully up to date according to the CDC schedule , right ? ", "@USER Why is the CDC schedule authoritative ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Because the powers that be “ say so ”", "id": "twitter_662"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The spiritual path can only be traveled through the daily experience of #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement #LightUpTheLove ", "@USER @USER @USER Teach only , for that is what you are . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "@USER @USER @USER #BeYou , a specialist in the light of Love . #OurChoices for the way we choose to serve Love . I choose to be wide-opened . Burns sometimes , but the positives outweighs the little stings . Especially , when you know their loss . God bless , . ijs . AMEN "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Today is a new day , make the most of it , tell someone you them , #smile at someone , give a hug ... #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "id": "twitter_663"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mother shot dead at wheel of her car as her son sat beside her , 13yr - old student gunned down as he's riding his motorbike home , amoung 29 dead & 57 injured by disgruntled soldier at Thai military base & nearby mall #NotWithAKnife #GunsKillPeople #cdnpoli ", "@USER Only police and military should have guns .", "@USER @USER And all firearms should be in a central storage facility", "@USER @USER Yes , that way nobody has access . Except for the people in charge of central storage . Oh wait ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I agree ! All firearms should be centrally stored at my house . No promises you particular firearms will be there cause I could be out doing stuff . 😉", "id": "twitter_664"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER He looks tired . 73 year old hard work . 😥 🙏", "@USER @USER @USER With the goal of changing the world , the hell he tasted was terrible . I really thank POTUS 😌 🙏"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER yes but it would never have happened without ? ? ? YOU 🙏 💚 💚 🙏 and my Dear Friend ´ s this is a ... FACT #WWG1WGAWW 🇯 ", "id": "twitter_665"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I've only respect for @USER ' s consideration of #TaylorSwift as a \" great artist , \" but you know what we need LESS of , @USER ? #MEN telling ANY #woman what \" her place \" is & NON - making grandiose statements about art . \" Hollow \" ? That would be Messamore's alleged \" life \" ", "@USER @USER damb son why you have to put my life in scare quotes ? So are you saying men aren't allowed to have opinions about women ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Upon realizing ACTUAL , @USER , this query will become meaningless to you in this context--you will also cease starting interactions with \" damb son . \" Until then ? YOU NOT ONLY REEK OF DEEPLY - #REPRESSED MISERY , BUT ARE #LAUGHABLE AS FUCK . 😄 😄 😄", "id": "twitter_666"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m sick of @USER thinking she can be above the House rules just because she ’ s Speaker . She embarrassed our country when she ripped up President @USER ’ s speech , and she may have committed a crime . I've asked the Ethics Committee to investigate her . ", "@USER @USER @USER Matt Geatz , the drunk that cried wolf ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's funny he wants someone else investigated . ", "id": "twitter_667"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ We Will Rock You \" + \" We Are The Champions \" @USER Still not over this night ! ! Such an important cause . You can still donate over at : #FireFightAustralia #QAL2020 ", "@USER @USER February is full of historical evens : last year you guys opened the Oscars , this year you replicated Live Aid . What's in the oven for 2021 ? The Super Bowl ? ? Asking for a friend 😋 🙏 🏻"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why would the book the best rock & roll band on the Planet with the best vocalist on the Planet whose rock anthems are played at nearly every sporting event ? It just doesn't make any sense ! I have been signing petitions for years to get QAL for halftime !", "id": "twitter_668"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#confluencepark #lewisham fully open . Sit and listen to sound of water running where the #ravensbourne meets Quaggy not ⁦ @USER ⁩ ⁦ @USER ⁩ ⁦ @USER ⁩ ⁦ ⁩ ⁦ ⁩ ⁦ ⁩ ", "@USER @USER @USER I love this , I love the fact that an area so small can offer so much to both people and biodiversity . A place to relax in a frenetic setting . A place to catch up with yourself . The two go hand in hand . We need the world to recognise that we can ’ t exist without nature .", "@USER @USER @USER Agree with spirit & sentiment of your tweet . We ’ ll have to see how #ConfluencePlace works out . The park may be a bit of open space but is tiny and might do much for nature . The rivers aren ’ t fully renaturalised . It ’ s not what we pushed for but #Lewisham has to live with it now", "@USER @USER @USER To be honest QWAG it was never going to be much more - I understand , but this is pretty good for a restoration project in this context - a massive and dense development .", "@USER @USER @USER Only because #Lewisham Council rejected our plan and settled for the postage stamp-sized #ConfluencePlace instead of quality green space . Now need the rest of the development to come to have quality greening , not hard surfacing , amenity planting & trees stuck in concrete .", "@USER @USER @USER Plenty of room to flood when in spate ?", "@USER @USER @USER There should be . It would help if the #RiverQuaggy running beneath St Stephen ’ s Church and #Lewisham Police station was uncovered and reproduced with proper river banks to help any flood water spread within the channel and soak into soil . Major opportunity being missed ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I did propose that in front of police station with that the river restoration would be like a moat protecting the police station . No one got the irony .", "id": "twitter_669"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Did you feel the Super Bowl halftime show objectified women and was inappropriate ? PLEASE VOTE AND RETWEET", "@USER I thought it was sort of flashy , & trashy . Twerking , with fancy costumes , not much talent . Yes , some like this , I guess , not much elevation , of the human spirit .", "@USER @USER You lie ! The talent was off the charts ! ! Don ’ t hate !", "@USER @USER @USER Yah , I am a bit shocked that anyone could deny the talent . That dancing was incredible ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Those who wish they had their talent which can ’ t be denied ! Go and love it ladies ! You were both !", "id": "twitter_670"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My 6th grader came home to tell me about a project they are doing on the colonies . They had to create a town from the Southern Colonies using MineCraft . They had a list of things to include , a plantation being one of them . My son said only one kid so far mention slaves or ...", "slave quarters . When the one student showed a building and stated that this was the location of slave quarters , the teacher stopped him . He was told that it wasn't appropriate to talk about slaves . ( I should mention , I live in Virginia , so this topic is often mishandled . )", "What a missed opportunity to have a real conversation about a horrible time in our history and its continued impact on our present . The message that sends ( unintended or not ) is not good . I'm disappointed ."], "response": "@USER 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ Because all bad things are stopped in the future by not talking about them . Ever . And then teaching kids that .", "id": "twitter_671"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hall of Fame GM Ron Wolf said the @USER and others who embrace an analytics-driven model are \" out of control . \" Wolf : \" When something goes wrong , who takes responsibility ? \" Their answer : ` Well , that's what the data told us . ' What a crock . That's what got ' em 1-31 . \"", "@USER @USER Ron Wolf utilized a “ football approach ” as VP of Football Operations for the @USER to achieve an impressive 2-26 W / L record during the 1976 and 1977 seasons . I ’ m no brainiac ... but 2-26 is awfully similar to 1-31 #Browns #DawgCheck ", "@USER @USER @USER Someone left out that this was an expansion team during those 2 yrs , that made it to NFC title game by their 4th year of existence . When these Harvard guys stop blowing drafts , people in #NFL circles might stop laughing at them .", "@USER @USER @USER What were the in 2016 and 2017 ( 1-31 ) ? They were essentially an expansion team . Look at the roster - are you kidding me ? The team was built to lose on purpose . Someone must have missed that minor detail ...", "@USER @USER @USER Right , they had 24 draft picks and blew those on purpose because the winning is not supposed to start until year 3 or 4 right ? Please", "@USER @USER @USER You're right , once we hired the \" football \" guys ... we started lighting the league on fire ! 6-10 LMAO - clown comment bro ... thank you , drive around to the next window", "@USER @USER @USER So what's the difference ? A couple draft spots ? Nice ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER You try winning more than 1 game with Johnny Manziel . ", "@USER @USER @USER He wasn't their QB , RG3 and Cody Kessler ( 3rd Round ) were . Rememeber Carson Wentz was not a \" Top 20 \" QB", "@USER @USER @USER Those guys suck too , try winning with any QB from those years was my point .", "@USER @USER @USER If you go back to ' 16 Draft , when they take a WR and a DE with first two picks . Assuming they wanted the best players available to them at those spots , they could have just taken Joey Bosa ( 1st ) and Michael Thomas ( 2nd ) instead of who they did . How many more games they win now ?", "@USER @USER @USER Michael Thomas was taken #47 overall . Why are you only ripping the for not drafting him ? Every team in the league passed on him - some teams multiple times . You ’ re proving my point .", "@USER @USER @USER He was the 6th WR taken . But according to you , he was CLEARLY the best prospect that year . Opinions varied all over the place .", "@USER @USER @USER You know #Browns drafted 4 that year right ? None of them named Michael Thomas , Tyreek Hill , or Will Fuller . Any one of those players would have made a difference . Dak Pressott over Cody Kessler would have made a difference .", "@USER @USER @USER Who the hell would have taken any of those players # 4 overall at the time ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Those are the guys they could have taken when they traded back , remember ?", "id": "twitter_672"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Positive , inclusive , respectful , constructive - @USER setting out next steps towards independence . A powerful speech focused on ambition for all of Scotland . This is what leadership looks like . 🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁳 󠁣 󠁴 󠁿 🇪 🇺 #indyref2 #LeaveALightOnForScotland ", "@USER @USER In other words she bottled it Kirsten . Marching to the Westminster drum ! It ’ s not going to work . The time is now . Scotland will be in terminal decline .", "@USER @USER @USER Playing long game is , unfortunately , the correct approach . Too risky going now . Needs time to turn those on the fence by allowing them to see Westminster screwing it all up"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Long game ? Scotland will be . In terminal decline - weakened . North Britain in a few years . Now was the time .", "id": "twitter_673"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Jose took Spurs up 9 places . Ancelotti took Everton up by 8 places . What about Arteta ? Took over at 10th place and moved zero steps . But somehow , it is Arteta that has made an impact . That ’ s why @USER says people have outsourced their thinking to pundits . He is right .", "@USER @USER I thought you were among those hailing Arteta and his game-changing tactics after the draw against chelsea and other previous games . what are you saying ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Do I need to put at the end of this posts ?", "id": "twitter_674"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Two of my brothers are Republicans . But there's more that unites us than divides us . We're outraged by the costs of child care , education , and housing . We're horrified by corruption in Washington . And we're fighting together to build a country that works for us all . ", "@USER “ Two of my brothers are Republicans ” just like you 30 years ago Liz ! Amazing , huh ?", "@USER @USER Right ? ! I don't trust anyone who changes there mind on things after 30 years . Education is for terrorists !", "@USER @USER @USER Ummm education is bad ? Wtf is the matter with you ? #idiot"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Didn't realise I needed to put there , but here's the asterisk * yes education is good , no people shouldn't have the dame beliefs after 30 years if they have any brains or empathy .", "id": "twitter_675"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What would happen to the bookmaking industry in Australia if all inducements ( promos , cashback , so on ) were banned ?", "@USER Off to betfair they all go 👌"], "response": "@USER @USER I wish mate but many don't understand the platform which is sad , @USER fixed markets closing between 115 % - 119 % rarely higher than 105 %", "id": "twitter_676"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How we support #AwesomePeople in the #WritingCommunity ? we do so with the #AwesomeLift drop your links to your books and blogs so that we can be become more together ", "@USER Thank you @USER - Hey everyone ! Here is my Velveteen Rabbit Retelling . ages 8-12 - just in time for a Easter ! 🐰 🐰 ♥ ️ ♥ ️"], "response": "@USER Sounds Adriane I appreciate being one of my #AwesomeFriends and appreciate your participation in the new #AwesomeLift ", "id": "twitter_677"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Oh Eddie . We gotta put you in training ! 🤣", "@USER @USER We ’ re sure his family is very proud", "@USER @USER @USER Wait until we find out about all the money he won on squares or whatever . The only guy who never loses . Will we see proof ? Nah .", "@USER @USER @USER He said SF would win by 14 lol . Still very surprised he didn ’ t yell Boom when KC won like he always does when his listed horse loses but he somehow still manages to win ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Made is account private . Hates fact checking . Whatever happened to all those charities he contributed to after losing contests ? Everyone else posted proof .", "id": "twitter_678"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Democrats will never stop extending the hand of friendship to get the job done #ForThePeople . We will work to find common ground where we can , but will stand our ground where we cannot . #SOTU ", "@USER I am sure this group of hero ’ s appreciated the hand you extended to them . #shameful #classless "], "response": "@USER @USER #Bot interface doesn ’ t know proper apostrophe usage . . #Report . .", "id": "twitter_679"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To all of my Austin area streamers . ( Dallas / San Anto / Houston you guys too ) PLEASE Drop me your Twitch / Mixer / FBGaming etc links here ... for reasons >;) Please RT , Like , and Share . ", "@USER Yesssssss . More Texans up in here , plz !", "@USER Feels good to be in Texas lol", "@USER I'm East Coast now , but I'm a native Texan . I will say it feels good to / eat / in Texas . That's one thing I truly miss ( besides family ) - - all the good food .", "@USER If I EVER leave Texas . Im going to miss the Tamales during the holidays and HEB for sure ."], "response": "@USER Bruh . My mom brings me tamales every time she visits . And if I'm visiting , my Dad will get up early and go get tamales at this little place ( because the best are made by little old abuelas or at small hole-in-the-wall places ) for us .", "id": "twitter_680"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In an interview with GQ magazine , rapper Stormzy says every UK government has let black people down and not much has changed for the people who need it most . Do you agree with his comments ? ", "@USER Top of the list to get rid of is the racist MOBO awards How can that be fair for white musicians", "@USER @USER Because they were not getting representation at the standard awards .", "@USER @USER @USER Standard awards = white awards plus 1 black person", "@USER @USER @USER I still get shocked when people claim this ! Like the Oscars best actor this year there wasn ’ t a performance in any film by a country mile near Joaquin Phoenix . Yet it ’ s racist ! If someone beat it great and I mean anyone ! I just hear the arguement but no one says someone better", "@USER @USER @USER But Phoenix , said it was racist himself .", "@USER @USER @USER the way it ’ s being pushed to being almost having to be apologetic to be white and win ? Ieveryone watched joker said not a amazing movie but his performance was up there with the best ever . I by no means support any racism and despise it ! But the surely the real fight isn ’ t this", "@USER @USER @USER This isn't about Joker , for Bafta to say no black actor was worthy of being nominated is just ridiculous"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER that's all you do is wave the racist flag it's like your looking for people to wave it at #embarrassing", "id": "twitter_681"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Students at the University of the Free State . #SouthAfrica That's one reason I don't want to send my children there . ", "@USER Funny how people who were given everything on a silver plate have the nerve of saying that . Ask you self why they are doing this remember protesting have been there for long time when u great grand fathers were looting and killing black people today u afford fees cz of privileges"], "response": "@USER @USER You guys are racist to the core , fueled by politicians . Good luck with ‘ your own ’ farmers , bright times .", "id": "twitter_682"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How we support #AwesomePeople in the #WritingCommunity ? we do so with the #AwesomeLift drop your links to your books and blogs so that we can be become more together ", "@USER Hi everyone ! :-) Here is my book After The Fishing Trip : "], "response": "@USER Sounds Lisa thank for participation in the #AwesomeLift ", "id": "twitter_683"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m running against some folks who are billionaires . I ’ m also running against others who aren ’ t billionaires , but get funding from billionaires . You cannot change a corrupt system by taking its money .", "@USER @USER @USER This has gone completely over your head ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh has it ? Please educate me , oh wise one . Clearly you know so much . Dispense thy wisdom . I am elated at the prospect of learning from somebody so obviously superior to myself in knowledge . How do you learn these amazing things ? Are they taught only in video games ? ", "id": "twitter_684"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Q - Can we have Tesla in India by atleast 2025 ? A - ", "@USER By then , our other Indian EV manufacturer's will control Indian EV market it will be too late by then .."], "response": "@USER The way our Manufacturers are moving , i don't think so . And", "id": "twitter_685"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER GM Michael ... Ummmmm you did read that piece , correct ? This part given the behavior of the “ Bros ” seems ironic ... Also feels like after being called out , he came up with the best attempt at justifying what HE DID SAY ... no ? ", "@USER @USER In today's episode of #MiningThePastForFreshOutrage #BernieSanders admiration of a known #racist . bots have been pretty quiet for about 2 days now .", "@USER @USER remarks made in the 70 ' s weren't a secret and Clinton knew she couldn't make it stick in 2016 primary but please do carry on and make the most of it because Warren's team attempt at making \" sexist \" stick failed just as miserably ... as will this ."], "response": "@USER @USER does not bode well with you I see .", "id": "twitter_686"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Most people are on autopilot repeating the same kneejerk solutions in an attempt to solve their problems . Whether healthy or unhealthy patterns , we're all just trying to help ourselves , aren't we . ", "@USER Indeed , operating out of an unconscious operating system we don't even know controls us . The pursuit of happiness is often in conflict with human nature . Hopefully we can become more aware , then continue to learn , grow , and evolve ."], "response": "@USER @USER Top message ! Thanks We're mostly guilty of not paying attention to the \" software that controls us \" Perhaps we also need to view ourselves as mere hardware ! It will also help to Trust our \" Divine Operator \" . This faith will bring true #Peace #abundance and an ", "id": "twitter_687"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My tweets per minutes have slowed down this second half , especially the 4the quarter ... #fadingfast", "@USER I hate to admit it , but my junk food game has not been on point this year ..."], "response": "@USER @USER I had PB M & Ms earlier today . #thatcounts ?", "id": "twitter_688"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Imagine getting your friend to tweet someone who just blocked you . ", "@USER @USER @USER I never bro he must ’ ve just had his popcorn out , stop trying to be relevant leesy INNIT it ’ s all about cam cam now"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Tell you what's more embarrassing is that you don't think your mum can stick up for herself in a civil conversation .", "id": "twitter_689"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I doubt they ’ ll add the feature because people have been asking for years just for twitter to say “ just proofread it ” • ~ •", "@USER @USER @USER The thing is , Twitter takes into account that everyone uses twitter . That means that people can rt and edited tweet , and an oblivious user might not even see or tap / click to see what the tweet was before ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wait ... So ... You mean ... No ... Somebody might misunderstand something on Twitter due to their own failure to pay attention ? Well then of course we can't do it ! Because we could never let THAT happen , for the first time ever ...", "id": "twitter_690"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["HUGE crowd for the Bernie rally in Tacoma , WA This location , which is seemingly full , has a capacity of 23,000 23,000 ", "@USER But he ’ s not popular . It ’ s all about Bloomberg who voters really want . The rallies don ’ t matter .", "@USER @USER Obviously , he is popular enough to get people to his rally . It ’ s all opinion ."], "response": "@USER @USER There is a trick for that ! Think of it as clarity for the confused ...", "id": "twitter_691"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I booked SAS Plus for my upcoming flight to Scandinavia but I cannot book an economy plus seat on my connecting United flight . Please help !", "@USER Please contact UA and see if they can assist you on their flight / / Petra"], "response": "@USER You don ’ t get PE on connecting flights when you ’ ve booked SAS Plus apparently ( according to SAS customer service in the US ) . I assumed it would be the same class of travel for all flights .", "id": "twitter_692"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To : The NDP's chief of staff From : Rural Alberta 💖 #ableg ", "@USER I live in rural Alberta & voted UCP . I support nothing you are doing to health care which you did not campaign on . I no longer support you & will not vote UCP again . Just bought my NDP membership . Am planning my donations to support @USER moving forward @USER", "@USER @USER @USER No Mike , there was plenty of info of what the UCP was going to do .. telling yourself this isn ’ t what you voted for is bullshit .. you like many Abtans voted a prejudice which led you to do no research as to what you had and what you replaced them with ... you were a logo voter .."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And responding with recriminations and \" bullshit \" s to someone who is waking up and seeing the light is very constructive . HUGE EYEROLL .", "id": "twitter_693"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Oh no ! Have you alerted a manager ? - Paul", "@USER No , taking Lazy way out ... maybe u could 🎈 ", "@USER Which auditorium are you in ? - Paul"], "response": "@USER Hey Paul don ’ t know if u did something but it ’ s pleasant now . Great service man . No wonder I just don ’ t watch movies anywhere else .", "id": "twitter_694"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tonight ’ s results not only represent an astonishing victory for our movement , they validate the message of belonging that brought us here . If you believe that a new and better vision can bring about a better day , join us : ", "@USER You didn ’ t win shit rat boy 🐀 🐀 🐀"], "response": "@USER @USER Lol . bot go back to @USER country . Democrats together to defeat #Donald .", "id": "twitter_695"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Visiting @USER #MuseumOfTheMoon with our #Wellingborough #ServiceUsers Do come and visit ", "@USER @USER Fantastic video ! We hope to see you back on Friday or Saturday too :-)"], "response": "@USER @USER We will be back , todays comments were #Mesmerising #Relaxing and", "id": "twitter_696"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Does anyone have a Cuban bread recipe ? !", "@USER Just go buy some at Publix"], "response": "@USER @USER Wait . Do Pub Subs exist there ?", "id": "twitter_697"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trotwood-Madison ( just outside of Dayton ) scored 153 points against Northmont last night . It ’ s the most points scored in a game since 1965 , and the 3rd most points in a single game in OHSAA history . ", "@USER Whats the point of this tweet . Ridiculous that any team runs up a score like that . Its HS basketball not AAU", "@USER @USER @USER Pretty ignorant . Norton has been to the regionals 4 out of 5 years and is considered a state power in Women 🏀 ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Actually 4/8 with 3 losses in district finals and numerous league titles . never once did we ever want to run up a score on any opponent . Many times had chances and my players always played the game with respect to our opponent . Stats get u awards character wins in life .", "id": "twitter_698"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["She lit up the studio with that powerful performance - watch Priscilla Cameron channel all the @USER with her version of ' Juice ' 💋 #TheVoiceUK ", "@USER @USER I understand why they didn't turn , she sounded very much like Lizzo but just not as good . It was a very predictable song choice . You need to do something to stand out if you want them to turn . #TheVoiceUK x"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER In fact Priscilla was much bettter . Sadly she went for sassy . If she just stood there and sung she would of blown them away . Her voice was", "id": "twitter_699"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Murkowski is a no on witnesses . So , unless there are some seriously shocking revelations coming up , that's it . We're done . Pack up democracy and let's all just go home .", "@USER At this point it is actually much better to NOT have any witnesses ... what would be the point of giving a veneer of \" legitimacy \" to the GOP shit show America has been watching ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I have similar sentiments . Dems need to understand the repub party is waging war against the constitution and American democracy . Party is more important than American Idealism , and fairness , national interest to them . day for America", "id": "twitter_700"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thank God California banned plastic straws ", "@USER Texas , on the other hand , is much cleaner . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Your party ’ s leader lies every four minutes and you praise him for it . I ’ d at least remove “ God ” from your name for now . At least until your brain starts working properly .", "id": "twitter_701"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you beautiful Cynthia ! I appreciate all your positive energies too . Lovely group of kind and loving souls . Blessings to you and all . 🙏 🏼 ♥ ️", "@USER @USER @USER In reality , the only #true path is that of #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Missed this one Majid , great quote ! Thank you my friend for surrounding us in . 🙏 🏼 💖 ✨ #JoyTrain #LUTL ✨ ️ ️ ️ ", "id": "twitter_702"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Thread Impeachment and the Iowa caucus . All of this was orchestrated . Judas goats are real . ", "Make sure you understand the definition of a Judas goat . A Judas goat PRETENDS TO BE A MEMBER OF A GROUP in order to LEAD THAT GROUP to its destruction . That is the definition . There's no such thing as an involuntary Judas goat .", "The Democrats were convinced by Trump's agents who POSE AS DEMOCRATS that this kind of thing will win votes . It's actually unwatchable . I couldn't finish it . "], "response": "@USER All I hear form this guy is Dtha dtha dtha dtha ! He has horrible diction & worse vocabulary . Comes across as a duffus .", "id": "twitter_703"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It amazes me that expert render has been around forever and so few people understand how it works or why they should use it . #postchat", "@USER No , everyone should use it . It should be the default way to render ."], "response": "@USER OK , I think I need to every tweet I make to you now ... :)", "id": "twitter_704"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["hey @USER @USER Russia Tommy I'm using samples for your / my / new game mode . #writersblock #community #writing", "@USER @USER #sorry man the humans at @USER can't stop you anyway ( * zs . ) in real life mode - the guns are actually guns right ? even if they are not we have a physical representation in terms of #CallofDutyLeague ? #the game ? I'm not sure . my ears hurt with nails being put in floorboards .", "@USER @USER @USER every round ever can go on my dvd how about yours ? metabytes corporeality .", "@USER @USER @USER every round of live ammo I've used from a bullet machine such as fire arm in real first person view guns are different at nerf than darts is different than a airplane 🛬", "@USER @USER @USER #airplanes #mia #missing mixed messages zone . not sure recorded of a role playing style tions .", "@USER @USER @USER the beach for me is a \" bad \" games . how . what , does that make . bad gamer s not finished . pro crast ur bate Sean's .", "@USER @USER @USER phish fios not my channel sorry atandt I am on frustrated ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER the email . com for comcast has probably ruined a job or a form for me #warning ADJust #sum #time for new . NET . com . cast - this makes sense I don't always think though I've put my same email address Oh my my as my comcast . com", "id": "twitter_705"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#TrafficPCSO's on Wilmslow Road earlier , giving Lights to Cyclists , 60 sets in under an hour . £ 50.00 fine for riding without lights , on sale at your local Cycling Shop . No fines this evening , education and safety being the order of the day . @USER ", "@USER @USER Has a cyclist it annoys me when I see cyclist with no lights dressed in black at night riding , Be seen & stay safe is what I was taught & help yourself stay safe"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But you see the cyclist though ...", "id": "twitter_706"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["So you ’ re saying don ’ t retweet #RIPGOP ? Got it . ", "@USER LOL , liberals are so sad , they consider like minded people retweeting their like minded thoughts to trend on Twitter is a victory ... lol 90 % a Twitter content is done by 10 % of the Twitter community ... Wake up and join us in the real world ! ‼ ️ ‼ ️ ‼ ️ M A G A ‼ ️ ‼ ️ ️", "@USER Who said this was a victory ?"], "response": "@USER Makes you fill all giddy inside doesn ’ t it ...", "id": "twitter_707"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I walked out of that speech . The lies , the bigotry , and the shameless bragging about taking away food stamps that people depend on to live — it was all beneath the dignity of the office he occupies . Shame on this forever impeached president .", "@USER They ’ ve come off the food stamp rolls because they have jobs and can support themselves - which is what most people strive for .", "@USER @USER EXACTLY ! Everyone is working so they don't need assistance !", "@USER @USER @USER The reason why unemployment rates are low is that people need more than one job to make ends meet . I have one job ; my husband has two jobs and my oldest son has three . Cost of living is very high across the nation .", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s not how unemployment statistics work .."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's gotta be #satire or they're woefully ignorant of basic economics & statistics . 🧐 Multiple jobs is greedy , under #Socialism the #unemployment could be lower by regulating the by taking away one of their extra jobs for someone else who needs it 😆 ", "id": "twitter_708"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Grammatical deception used to move Australia out from under our constitution and into the hands of the current corporation . ", "@USER Careful what you watch & the information contained"], "response": "@USER Vatican Owns the City of London ? ? = ? ? The rights and privileges of the City of London are enshrined in Magna Carta ’ s clause 9 — as enumerated in 1297 — and , along with clauses 1 and 29 , it remains in statute .", "id": "twitter_709"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Re-think secondary education . The U . S . Army is the largest employer in the USA , and pays for its employees to go to college . What if for profit companies did the same ? We could solve student debt , and let businesses invest in their future concurrently .", "@USER Beat idea you ’ ve ever had", "@USER Now I just need to figure out how to get a cut for myself ."], "response": "@USER Use a knife . #joke You ’ ll be famous one day", "id": "twitter_710"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#Corona #coronavirus Really is NO BIG THING . at all . Just a Few cases & only 259 deaths . EVERY other Major #virus in times past was tons more deaths than this . What a low fatality rate compared to all the others . Wow just 2.2 % death rate . Excuse me while I yawn big time . ", "@USER No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot . ~ Mark Twain"], "response": "@USER LOL ! ok . Awesome Bruce . I read an article put out by a newspaper , examine some numbers put out by a whole host of sources and magically I am an idiot . 🤣", "id": "twitter_711"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Is Robby Mook's Russiagate scam responsible for the app that Iowa Dems are relying on to report caucus results ? I can't find anything else on who developed the app . ", "@USER @USER I've been skimming the cable channels . Nobody has blamed Russia yet ( but there's plenty of time for that ! )"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 They will . That's why we need the CIA's candidate for potus .", "id": "twitter_712"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I would like to thank John Rood for his service to our Country , and wish him well in his future endeavors ! ", "@USER I can ’ t wait to vote for you this November . I ’ m registered to vote at my current address , have an ID , & know my polling location ."], "response": "@USER @USER That ’ s okay Scott , you don ’ t need any of that stuff . Actually , on your cleaning tours , just pop in at your local polling stations and vote , vote as many times as you can . It ’ s ok , really , happens all the time .", "id": "twitter_713"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Holy cow ! He appears to be engaging in another quid pro quo right before our eyes . I don't know what to say but HOLY COW ! NY must drop its lawsuits against him if New Yorkers want Global Entry status ? HOLY COW ! ! ! HOLY COW ! ! ! ", "@USER My favorite game ! How would Republicans react if Barack Obama used this kind of pressure on a Republican governor for personal benefit ?", "@USER @USER Well they lost their minds over “ tan suit “ sleeveless dress “ such snowflake ’ s Hypocrites 🤯 🤬"], "response": "@USER @USER If hypocrisy was a sin , Jesus probably would have said something about it . Maybe more than once .", "id": "twitter_714"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["On Saturday's edition of CNN Tonight , @USER cracks up laughing while @USER and @USER took shots at ' s \" credulous Boomer rube base . \" \" You elitists ... with your math and your reading . \" ", "@USER @USER @USER Boy are they deluded . Keep underestimating the intelligence and sensibilities of the electorate . Oh and these a $ $ holes are exactly why we should never give up the right to bear arms ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sensibilities ? WTF are you trying to say ? You mean a few insults is why you want guns and you defend your intelligence ?", "id": "twitter_715"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If Ristolainen had enough value for a possible Ehlers trade by the end of last season He certainly has enough value for an Ehlers trade today . If Jason Botterill is really turning down an Ehlers trade he needs to be gone immediately", "@USER I ’ d argue he has more to them now . They still had Bfuglien then .", "@USER Exactly , that's exactly the point I'm getting at . Also Ristolainen has been lightyears better this season vs last"], "response": "@USER @USER When I'm building a better team , I like to trade players who are playing light years better . ( See Ryan O'Reilly Conn Smythe . ) . People are hell bent on a move to salvage this season without regard to how it impacts the future . ( See Ryan O'Reilly Conn Smythe . )", "id": "twitter_716"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Spacedock breaks down the iconic D - 7 Battlecruiser . Glory to you , and your house ! #StarTrek ", "@USER Sorry man . I usually watch all of your videos and would have enjoyed this but you choosing to consider STD as canon just doesn't sit right with me so I got about 1min in and stopped . Maybe next time .", "@USER I don't like Disco much either . But \" Choosing to consider Discovery canon \" is like choosing to consider a square to be four sided . This is not a matter of opinion ."], "response": "@USER @USER As a strong advocate of the five-sided square belief system , your comment irks me .", "id": "twitter_717"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Federal policies have weakened important environmental protections , and the Commonwealth is stepping up — our plan to protect Virginia's migratory birds demonstrates that infrastructure and development can and must be compatible with wildlife conservation . ", "@USER You do know that the United States is LEADING the way in both reduction of carbon pollution and total pollution generated ( as in the least amount of global countries ) WTF more y ’ all want ?", "@USER @USER So I assume it ’ s safe to say that you ’ ve given up driving your car , gone off the grid ( generate your own green power and don ’ t produce trash ? Or are you just saying “ other people need to do more ” ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh yeah , because that's a viable option in the society we've created and I'm a MAJOR contributor to the problem . This deflection is idiotic and has been called out over and over again .", "id": "twitter_718"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The initial apathy towards this virus is proof that our leaders are all playing from the same corrupt playbook . Ignore the threat and hope it goes away . Well it is not going away , it is spreading and rapidly . Be safe everyone #coronavirus #CoronavirusOutbreak #CoronaVirusCanada ", "@USER what are people expecting ? for it to just disappear ? ? I don't understand why there is no reaction . No cure and no reaction , people just joking about like nothing is going to happen ..."], "response": "@USER These folks are fighting for our hearts and minds because Canada is the land of the mega racist apparently . That is the real fight ... This whole outbreak has been a textbook example of what not to do . ", "id": "twitter_719"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This THREAD is my knowledge of help families of disabled children can receive . Mainly self found ! Please add yours and RT . #dla #echp #sen", "@USER @USER Green card at disneyland paris means free entry 4 one carer & people who struggle to queue / stand , go to the front of the queue . Just take a copy of your DLA or PIP award letter to the services booth and they will give u a green card & an accessible map . ♥ ️", "@USER @USER That ’ s brilliant I didn ’ t know that ! My little girl keeps asking to go to Disney land . Thank you !"], "response": "@USER @USER There are so many benefits to a dlp green card including being allowed special viewing for the parades and booking character slots . There's a group on facebook FULL of info a lot of the theme parks do similar schemes . I'm a 20 year SEN veteran I know all the moves 🤣 🤣", "id": "twitter_720"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Speaking of #fakes ... so many gullible people . Seeing what they want to see 🙄 .", "@USER @USER Explain to us wtf is actually happening here then Sue ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I don ’ t know . But that person in the hat is creepy . Maybe Terrance knows ", "id": "twitter_721"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Extremely grateful to the efforts today by the Foundations Café team . Providing catering for the BBV & Sexual Health testing event , & then 65 people engaging at the café this evening . Members of the team also hosting the Recovery Support Group", "We welcomed a visit from @USER MSP & appreciate his interest in supporting developments . A real testament to the passion & commitment by the team in raising the profile of recovery ; demonstrating many skills & strengths , providing quality food & atmosphere .", "We learned one of the team has been offered a full time job - hasn ’ t worked for 13 years . To hear it was involvement with the café being a big part in growing confidence & belief . To play a small part really means so much"], "response": "@USER Superb and great news for the team member", "id": "twitter_722"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t expect the world to act like the church , but our country has had a sense of moral decency on prime time TV in order to protect children . We see that disappearing before our eyes . It was demonstrated in tonight ‘ s @USER #SuperBowl Halftime Show — w / millions of kids watching .", "This exhibition was Pepsi showing young girls that sexual exploitation of women is okay . With the exploitation of women on the rise worldwide , instead of lowering the standard , we as a society should be raising it . I ’ m disappointed in @USER and the @USER ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER We are paying men millions of dollars to be exceedingly violent to each other on live national television , and celebrating this with our children ... and you're concerned about hips ? ? Hmm , yeah that's logical . #NFL #Shakira #HipsDontLie", "id": "twitter_723"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Please consider that if you ’ re upset about my essay , you could perhaps try to make a morally irrefutable case for your candidate instead of trolling Raghav ’ s loved ones . We are human beings and I don ’ t think this makes you or the candidate you support look as good as you think", "@USER Sorry Kate but talking about how various candidates policies might kill or not kill human beings is manipulative and against the rules of debate"], "response": "@USER @USER What ? Politics are personal ? No way ! ", "id": "twitter_724"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Since declaring my major , I was Co-Coordinator for the annual Student Art Exhibition , got an inside look into blockchain , and worked at a fair in NYC . Each experience and course that I have taken has motivated me to open my own gallery . Thank you , @USER . ", "@USER @USER Do you long to open a gallery ? Or have you already opened one ? - - art lover #bestwishes", "@USER @USER Not yet , but hope to before I reach 50 !"], "response": "@USER @USER Aim for it . Love art . :) Check out @USER ' s work . #wordplay #activism", "id": "twitter_725"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I wish Harris were still in the race . In the South , I think she would have split all of the votes except for Sanders ' base . Maybe Bloomberg / Steyer can serve the same function .", "@USER It'll be a test of my thesis . I don't think Black Southern voters are particularly savvy because we are locked out of statewide political power and control of mass communication . I think we vote for the most viable Black Dem , and absent that , the Dem who has the most TV ads .", "@USER I am confounded by some of my non-white brothers and sisters below the Mason-Dixon line as to their lack of discernment concerning white Democrats and black mis-leadership Democrats . #Awareness #NotMeUs", "@USER The South is colonial . Statewide political power is White supremacist . When that's the case , you don't vote based on policy because just policy will never be enacted because statewide political power is White supremacist . Under that regime , votes are just symbolic or defensive .", "@USER The Joe Biden vote is the , \" These people aren't going to do anything for me anyway \" vote . The Harris vote was going to be the \" these people aren't going to do anything for me anyway so I may as well pick a sista \" vote ."], "response": "@USER I witness the change in code that non-white people use in order to stay alive . Living at least two cultures or more . White Supremacy is insidious . I will continue to confront the racism we as white people started and we as white people can only end . #NotMeUs #Sincerely", "id": "twitter_726"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["With all due respect , FDR got sh * t done . As Bernie Sanders approaches 80 years of age , and 40 years in politics , he has never gotten anything done . ZERO , ZIP , ZILCH , NADA . So please , I respectfully ask that you never again mention Bernie Sanders name in the same breath as FDR . ", "@USER @USER When he ’ s President , like FDR was , and has this movement behind him , shit will get done"], "response": "@USER @USER Because , as we know , Bernie gets shit done . #Delusions #Grandeur ", "id": "twitter_727"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tonight on #AdjustingtoClimateChange at 7PM - once a house floods chronically , its value drops and will never recover . This will eventually have a huge impact on coastal communities whose tax base will suffer . @USER developed this program to help visualize the losses . 1 / ", "@USER @USER @USER For example in Revere by 2045 : 9 % of homes will likely face chronic flooding and those homeowners pay $ 5M in property taxes annually . Imagine how that will impact public services : fire , police , education ? 2 /", "@USER @USER @USER Don't live in a coastal community - no worries ! Right ? Wrong ! The National Flood Insurance Program is tax payer based and its your tax dollars that clean up the mess . The federal program is $ 20B in debt . 3 /", "@USER @USER @USER Tonight I'll be discussing these financial impacts once again with economics professor and economist . 4 /"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER At least our CO2 levels are dropping . CO2 levels are tracked by at the Mauna Loa Observatory . 5 / ", "id": "twitter_728"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Call me old fashioned ( which sounds very tasty 🥃 ) but I ’ ve never cared much for sarcasm in an argument . It ’ s * the * worst approach if you want to be listened to , let alone change someone ’ s mind .", "@USER Liking but also feeling convicted about all the times I ’ ve done this . :)", "@USER @USER No forgiveness until you come visit me in Germany . ( ignore the fact that I haven ’ t visited you in Florida in over ten years . )"], "response": "@USER @USER < — but see that wasn ’ t in an argument . It ’ s an invitation to hospitality ! !", "id": "twitter_729"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s no secret that this president has routinely targeted religious and ethnic minorities . He has fanned the flames of hate against refugees , Muslims , Africans , immigrants , women and all racial and religious minorities .", "He is routinely and openly hostile to any legitimate Congressional oversight . He has made clear his wanton corruption by soliciting a bribe from a foreign government for his personal political gain .", "@USER He cooperated with the House and Senate impeachment process , but never mind the small details . Yeah , that truth stuff , I sympathize , it's a real problem .", "@USER @USER He did NOT cooperate 😒 He gave ZERO documents - documents we do have were obtained through #FOIA , they ignored subpoenas . He blocked EVERY witness - ones who came forward did so of their own volition . You're right #FactsMatter What other facts you need ?", "@USER @USER @USER So the letter U attached showed Trump's defense team responded in a cooperative manner but correctly protested improper House behavior .", "@USER @USER @USER The House did what is CONSTITUTIONALLY prescribed . Try reading it some time 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER The House has the power to impeach . Doesn't = impeached . Sham investigation ; much of it hidden in a basement . Held POTUS out until day 41 . Issued unauthorized subpoenas . Pelosi declared Impeachment investigation without required House vote . So much wrong .", "@USER @USER @USER It wasn't \" hidden in the basement \" , try thinking for yourself and stop regurgitating bullshit GOP talking points . Over ONE HUNDRED Republicans eligible to attend the DEPOSITIONS ( not public 😒 ) and MANY of them were there . How are you so gullible ? 🙄 ", "@USER @USER @USER Hidden from everyone else . Dems over-road everything republicans asked for and then denied it . Everything else on TV for drama . They get people like you caught up that don't understand law and rights ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER HIC hearings are > 90 % in SCIF Damn you're being dense . I feel sorry for you . I hope one day you're able to find your way out of the cult .", "id": "twitter_730"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["After many years of loving Fantastical and Fantastical 2 ( and paying a premium for the full app ) I just deleted @USER Fantastical 3 . Incredibly disappointing .", "@USER Sorry to hear this . Thanks for letting us know ."], "response": "@USER @USER I totally agree . Bought the v1 and v2 on all my devices . Use it for many many years . This v3 is just a shame … Just seeing the “ premium only stars ” everywhere you click is so so annoying . Feeling to lose money … Time to find something else ans it ’ s sad #goodbye", "id": "twitter_731"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Checked my journey multiple times before getting to to the station this morning and it was showing as being on time - arrive at the station and @USER have cancelled it ! ", "@USER Hi Ben , I am very sorry for the delay to your journey , this was due to tree blocking the line ^ MY", "@USER But why was it showing as being on time until moments before it was due at the station ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Good point . Perhaps @USER / / expect customers to personally check the status of the local infrastructure before being so daft as to consider travelling", "id": "twitter_732"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Went to @USER for #breakfast This is the ' big breakfast ' that I ordered they forgot the jam The pancakes had no maple syrup or butter Also very with egg portions for the so called ' big breakfast ' Minus the utensils On top of that 20 mins wait 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ ", "Really ... I should have gone to #TimHortons for my family meals #Morning", "@USER Try @USER : better breakfast than Tim Hortons or McDonald ’ s"], "response": "@USER @USER Thanks for the suggestion ! 😁 I look forward to a #breakfast when I need to wake up early ! 😁", "id": "twitter_733"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Thank you for joining in prayer with me today .", "@USER I love your words , Derek . They inspire me . 🙏 I retweet you every time and will continue spreading your beautiful words and scripture . 🙏"], "response": "@USER Thank you for your kind words and uplifting message to me . Messages such as this from you , and #God's message of eternal for ALL give me the will to press forward toward the unknown of tomorrow . May #God be with us ALL forever going forward .", "id": "twitter_734"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER this is against @USER rules of deceptively edited videos . This is political propaganda and Twitter made a statement last month about how these types of posts are bannable offenses . @USER can you believe this ?", "@USER @USER @USER Deceptively edited ? Lmao it's an obvious joke . 😂 😅"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not obvious to a Democrat . We're at the point where #Joke or is almost mandatory for these people .", "id": "twitter_735"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I used to be popular too man , then I stopped giving a sh * t . #quotes #TuesdayTrivia #WednesdayWisdom", "@USER i remember once i was talking to this kid and she said \" i don't consider myself popular . if i'm popular , that means other kids have to be unpopular \" and that was wisdom i never expected from a ten year old"], "response": "@USER And that kid was smarter than America .", "id": "twitter_736"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The death toll from the coronavirus has soared past 560 . Over 28,000 have been infected - - the vast majority in China . Latest updates : ", "@USER you said the vast majority in china ! ! #rrrracist haha ", "@USER Wait , how the heck is that racist ?"], "response": "@USER lol because if anyone other than leftist media had said that ... its EXACTLY what CNN would have said lol", "id": "twitter_737"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thread : My wife has PCOS , a few years ago we went to the fertility doctor to gain an understanding on how it would affect getting pregnant . Dr ran a handful of blood work , ultrasounds , and gave us positive hope that we could definitely conceive a child . We decided to hold off for", "for a while due to being newlyweds . Fast forward to current time in order to go back to the fertility dr our insurance required us to get a referral from our PCP . Our PCP hasn't been our PCP for long due to moving but we basically had to force her to give us a referral .", "She literally looked at my wife with confusion and said \" I think you should at least try for a few months before I recommend you going to the Dr . \" We just stared at her in disbelief , apparently we didn't look lesbian enough to her .", "Honestly this is why LGBT people hate going to the doctors . She didn't bother to actually look at my wife's chart and see that is married to a WOMAN . Also , who brings their gal pal to the a routine doctors appt ? Thank you for listening to my rant . PS we refuse to go back to her .", "@USER My wife and I had the same reaction from our GP ! It was devastating ! Looking for a new GP at the moment ...", "@USER It is just so ridiculous that they don ’ t check their bias at the door .", "@USER It's shocking . We are exploring the private route at the moment since I really don't want to go back .", "@USER Thank you . Good luck to you too ! The private clinic was , unsurprisingly , much nicer 🤞"], "response": "@USER Wow ! I ’ m so shocked that a private clinic was nicer !", "id": "twitter_738"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Methane is a powerful greenhouse gas , and is responsible for about a quarter of the warming we have experienced to-date . Reducing methane emissions is an important part of climate mitigation . Its also important to understand that methane is very different from CO2 . A thread : 1/9", "@USER According to this article methane is about 16 % of which 30 % is attributed to fossil fuels Interesting outlook though if comparing short-term & long term actions but if fossil fuel is reduced it reduces both or should we fill in swamps to reduce methane ? ? ", "@USER @USER No , we should reduce methane emission by reducing our dependence on Coal & Gas as swamps play a vital role in the food chain ."], "response": "@USER @USER Read my profile , then add the salt #tongueincheek", "id": "twitter_739"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER King was OK , But I prefer Malcolm X , because he argued that black people of America should adopt a new universalism in their identity and to cut ties with African blacks , because they were transformed by American slavery . But the greatest enemy of Africans are other Africans .", "@USER @USER @USER I think u have some misunderstanding . Malcom X didn't want cut ties to Africa / African he traveled to Africa and inspired many pan-africanist like Kwame nkrumah . He knew if Africa was liberated , then Africans globally will be liberated ...", "@USER @USER @USER And the biggest threats to African is not other African , but blacks with self hatred and other races . Specifically European and Arab .", "@USER @USER @USER Truly ? When Zimbabwe became independent , the first thing Mugabe did is to order the killing of 20000 Ndebele people , who were loyal to his rival Joshua N'komo . Similar could be said to all other tribal wars , look at Rwanda genocide anf both Gongo wars . Black self-hatred ? Please .", "@USER @USER @USER 1 ) Robert Mugabe was wrong when he killed ndebeles ( again black self hatred is a threat ) black people killing Africans is an act of black self hatred . Which I am against.He was right when he deported white illegal immigrants thought ( the so called \" Rhodesian \" ) .", "@USER @USER @USER 2 ) Rwanda is doing just fine with out white people . ", "@USER @USER @USER Blacks kill one another , you say , because each black hates himself ? That's the victim mentallity that's quite dominant in South Africa . And in 2002 Mugabe took 97 % of white-owned farms by force , 72 % of those were sold to whites in year 1980 or afterwards . How is this fair ?", "@USER @USER @USER Furthermore , Rwanda wasn't doing fine in 1994 and before , as you know . And after 1994 , president Kagame , who is basically just another dictator , caused both Congo wars and people died in millions . So don't give me this mindless anti-white crap .", "@USER @USER @USER 1 ) there nothing \" anti-white \" about being Pro-African and African self - determination . And part of that self determination includes controling our borders and deporting people who illegally immigrated ( colonists ) to our homeland . That any one of any race .", "@USER @USER @USER 2 ) it fair because they didn't belong in the continent in the first place ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER My ancestors were Africans , millions of years ago . That makes me an African too . Where is my free farm ?", "id": "twitter_740"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Holy F , what is he thinking ? That has to be a massive amount of games suspension . I don ’ t even know the number but it has to be double digits . That ’ s a dangerous weapon . ", "@USER He did not even get a minor penalty ! Why do we even have referees ? 😎"], "response": "@USER @USER Someone has to be there to give Gallagher a penalty for getting his stupid head in the way of Chara ’ s stick ! Otherwise , how would the game be fair ?", "id": "twitter_741"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just did my taxes ... no changes to my status except for a raise yet my 2018 returns were nearly 3x more than this years ", "@USER We did ours this morning and it appears as if we ’ ll be paying in 2x what we paid in last year ( which was not an insignificant amount ) . We own our home , have a toddler and didn ’ t add to our income in a substantial way this year . I ’ m no tax whiz , but there ’ s something wrong here", "@USER Right ? I find it very odd that I haven ’ t seen any tax reductions after all the “ historic tax breaks ” ... and I can assure you my paycheck didn ’ t have less taxes taken out every month ."], "response": "@USER Same thoughts exactly . But hey , the stock market is doing great ... so USA ! USA ! USA !", "id": "twitter_742"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ The existence of God is not subjective . He either exists or he doesn ’ t . It ’ s not a matter of opinion . You can have your own opinions . But you can ’ t have your own facts . ” - @USER ", "@USER @USER Go to India . See him for yourself .", "@USER @USER @USER is he ' the god ' or the incarnation or some other form of ' the god ' ? And what about the other deities ?", "@USER @USER @USER On what authority are you looking ?", "@USER @USER @USER someone who has been deemed as the ' authority ' but knows that profess sth like that is actually not in his authority", "@USER @USER @USER Scientists , if you havent noticed , are not authorities in matters relating to God . #duh"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER started with the same reaction #duh and is also like ' the god ' , to each his own", "id": "twitter_743"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Are there still Lesser Celendines in abundance ? the boom of bass in out of workmen ’ s hammers lesser celandines [ Brandon Hill ] Alan Summers Azami #53 ed . Ikkoku Santo ( Japan 1998 ) #haiku", "@USER @USER heart pounding I tried the buttercup test does she love me", "@USER @USER . zigzagging the meadow buttercups into a robin ’ s song Alan Summers Blithe Spirit vol . 27 No . 2 ( May 2017 ) #haiku"], "response": "@USER @USER . gusts of wind the dandelions check if she loves me Alan Summers Scope vol 60 no . 4 ( May 2014 ) Fellowship of Australian Writers , Queensland #haiku #doubt", "id": "twitter_744"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["UPD is working a crime scene at Pride Rock . Very little information is known at this time , and any threat level is unknown . Please shelter in place until further information is available .", "@USER There has been 25 + shootings this year , and it ’ s only been a month ! #gunlaws"], "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s very apparent politicians don ’ t care . I can ’ t even watch anymore . Elections mean nothing , all politicians lie and do nothing but fight with each other & line their own pockets . #despicable", "id": "twitter_745"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER So I'm guessing you have no proof that he exists , you could've just said that instead of quoting yourself ... again", "@USER @USER @USER No you're the one who believes so strongly of him , I could really care less I was just making a point that their has not once been any studies that he actually exists ... And that everything you believe could all just be a lie .", "@USER @USER @USER If you don't care , why reply ? Everyone recognizes #truth spiritually , #Christ is the only way to eternal life . Like many others you deliberately \" suppress the truth \" , choosing pleasurable lies . You will have no excuse on judgment day . #ReadScripture", "@USER @USER @USER That point is you're bashing us because of someone who you can't even prove is actually true read my comment and you would've know that"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Bashing ? You are referring to the insults on your end . #truth is", "id": "twitter_746"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Obviously you do . You made a mountain out of a mole hill over Jackson gifting the Safechuck's a 300,000+ dollar house .", "@USER And my stance on that hasn't & will never change . The fact you harass Brett Barnes enough for me to say ", "@USER To my knowledge , I've never had contact with Brett Barnes . Let alone said a word to him ."], "response": "@USER The irony is that you want video footage of Jackson molesting boys , to believe it's true . But a Twitter account on the World Wide Web that contains no unique or verifiable information is credible , because it quietly defends Jackson .", "id": "twitter_747"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Roma . How was your weekend ? I ’ d love to add a few friends : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Chrissy ! ❤ ️ Please , let me add more delightful friends ! ❤ ️ ❤ ️ 👼 😘 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you again for putting me at the top of your #AwesomeList and for being such an incredible #AwesomeFriend these people shared my pinned post ", "id": "twitter_748"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I make over 300k . If I am cheap labor then what are you ? haha . Since I graduated MS , I have worked in FANG companies consistently for 10 years . Exactly ! why should anyone ask themselves WHY ARE THEY BORN IN XYZ ? Thats what s386 is trying to prevent . Understood now dumbfck ? :P", "@USER @USER @USER Must be nice . do you agree many Americans are willing to take a job that pays $ 300k ? Why are we allowing foreigners to take over high paying American jobs ? When are we ending #H1B ? #michellemalkin #s386", "@USER @USER @USER Because they are highly skilled , they went to school and studied while you were smoking pot and chilling , and thought of burger flipping as your future . H1B will not end because the US government is not as dumb as you are . They need H1B ' s and high skilled people . Pass #s386 .", "@USER @USER @USER So angry ! Just wait until you get that RFE in the mail ! Remember to book flights early and flights are cheaper in the middle of the week . S386 is dead . More companies are lobbying against it , more senators are adding amendments or threatening to block it . SAD 4 U ! LOL ! #noS386"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You sound a super chill dude , with no insecurity or xenophobia or jealous indeed about the brown guys or any issues at all 😃 😂 😅", "id": "twitter_749"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Hats off to the lovely Emma and Natalie in the Chesterfield branch today ... short staffed due to illness yet dealt with a rather rude , aggressive customer with absolute professionalism , whilst still helping us with our query . A credit to the brand .", "@USER Thank you for sharing your experience with us , Diane . We'll ensure this gets passed onto our team . I hope despite this , you've been able to find your dream holiday and we hope you have a wonderful time . ^ Heul"], "response": "@USER Our holiday to New York is all booked !", "id": "twitter_750"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["People from the south who keep going on about Sinn Féin ’ s alleged ties to the IRA are really showing their true colours . And those colours are Black and Tan .", "All well & good singing republican songs on nights out but when it comes to actually supporting the only party who upholds socialist republican values your masks SLIP the whole way off . FF & FG abandoned all Irish people up north , & so have a massive amount of the electorate ."], "response": "@USER Talking about the “ mask slipping ” while simultaneously defending a political group who are still being directed by the IRA Army Council , who murdered more Irish nationalists than any other group during the Troubles .", "id": "twitter_751"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dear MAGAts , I warned you about this guy long before the elections , and I was attacked relentlessly . I told you that he is a sex predator , liar , tax cheat , racist , bigot , groper , misogynist , and traitor and yet you still voted for him . 😱 #FridayThoughts", "@USER There ’ s more evil than good in the world ."], "response": "@USER @USER I hope that you are wrong about this . I believe that we must always be on guard against #evil while , at the same time , seeking the in this world . ", "id": "twitter_752"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Proud of this team ! Wasn ’ t the result we wanted but we battled through . I wasn ’ t good enough tonight and I will fix that . Thank you for all the support all year .", "@USER Not even @USER could humble you more than @USER did last night . Damn , you got smoked bro . #jabroni #SuperBowl #itsoverjohnny ", "@USER @USER @USER Watkins smoked him . Exposed the old man . Sherman wishes he was"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What was more of a factor in this epic meltdown ... The awful coaching of #KyleShanahan ( second SB he ’ s coached his way out of a sizeable lead ) , or the slow and uninspired defending of once cornerback ? #maybenextyear", "id": "twitter_753"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Y ’ all really bullied Jenna Marbles into deleting her video / making an apology for testing a dog harness she didn ’ t make or condone . She tried it for 30 seconds , saw her dogs were stressed & stopped . How fucking dare y ’ all for saying she abused her dogs . Leave this woman alone ", "@USER So she ’ s had problems looking after hamsters fish and dogs . Maybe she should learn how to look after animals before she gets them ."], "response": "@USER @USER “ but I look cute tho fuck how the dog feels ” wow you sound like a great animal rights advocate", "id": "twitter_754"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER is the way I walk in #gratitude #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "@USER @USER @USER There is so much love here showing the way ! Together helping others know the way ! We are grateful for all of you sharing , caring inspiring #loveistheway"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER is a silent river that flows through every #heart . Love encourages the pathway to #hope as it awakens the to via ", "id": "twitter_755"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER well what else would a marketing account would respond with .", "@USER @USER @USER I created this account because I was sick of all the hating in the fandom . Why can't everyone like one part and let the others like their part . … Why the bashing and hating and name-calling ?", "@USER @USER @USER Never once have I heard refer to themselves as superfans . Yet you state that they aren't real fans because they dislike NuTrek . Well , guess what ? None of us like NuTrek and I'd love to debate you on who is a real fan .", "@USER @USER @USER I never wrote someting like that . I only stated that they are not fans becuause they offend and insult producers , actors and other fans ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER yes because saying ANYTHING against Discovery is offending", "id": "twitter_756"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It's time to bring out the inner poet in you , using the words ' ' Love ' ' and ' ' Sterling ' ' , send a love letter to your significant other . Legoo ! #LoveMonth #Sterling ", "@USER your love unrecompensed is the most sterling of them all"], "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s the season of love , Let ’ s celebrate , Here ’ s a gift of a million pound sterling , £ , from #Sterling", "id": "twitter_757"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER ok but production can choke . TEOM snapped", "@USER @USER TEC production is not that bad . Plus camouflage", "@USER @USER camouflage the only song up to the caliber of her 90s material"], "response": "@USER @USER Make it look good , cry . , faded , dedicated . Come TF on . TEC was solid", "id": "twitter_758"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["( 1/5 ) I worked for a fair , honest , and transparent process , modeled after the Clinton trial , to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases , ask thoughtful questions , and determine whether we need more .", "( 2/5 ) The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed . I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents , to cure the shortcomings of its process , but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena ."], "response": "@USER Shouldn ’ t be partisan - R ’ s refuse to speak up against wrongdoing . You know that this president ’ s behavior in re to Ukraine warranted an investigation . But no R ’ s in our Leg . branch would do anything to check the Executive . No other choice but impeachment . Should be unanimous", "id": "twitter_759"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Help the human pet guy is in my replies ", "@USER as everyone knows , all illegal things are immoral and all immoral things are illegal ."], "response": "@USER @USER Your is detected . Also , that's not what I actually said . Tell me , though , how would YOU feel if someone defrauded YOU , mister clever-clogs ? How would YOU feel ! ? Would you feel good ? Tell me ! ", "id": "twitter_760"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Unable to deliver 100,000 Kiwibuild houses , fix child poverty , or solve homelessness , Jacinda Ardern now wants to wreck our National Anthem . She should keep her grubby mitts off our Sacred Song ! #nzpol ", "@USER Hamish - - you are going the same way Labour did over the flag . This would be a small step toward the republic but one worth taking . Depoliticise it . ( That first verse is ridiculous . )"], "response": "@USER @USER Change for change's sake .. I love our anthem , its what makes us Kiwi .", "id": "twitter_761"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Why is it that those who believe in #ClimateChange ooze common sense & empathy & those who don ’ t have permanently smug expressions ? #qanda", "@USER Note to self Lisa - I think the vast majority believe in climate change , that ship sailed a few years ago , it's the man made part and on that point I would definitely call Michael Mann's expression \" smug \" ( vastly over acted too - a complete Muppet )", "@USER @USER To know Mann is a smug twat ? Life observation bud - I would have thought it was pretty obvious to most observers actually 🤔", "@USER @USER You are sounding pretty arrogant to me .", "@USER @USER @USER With a tag like that , what else ?", "@USER @USER @USER I asked him if climate science denial was the only conspiracy he believed in ... Did he believe in vaccines causing autism , or deep state or chemtrails . He didn't answer me . Pretty telling for a sockpuppet", "@USER @USER @USER Btw - your pal blocked me 🤔 - you snowflakes are all the same"], "response": "@USER @USER He's now calling us snowflakes . Kinda ironic coming from an egg profile sock puppet account . Guess it must his fee fees to be in the absolute minority . The wrong group . Guess with all his other conspiracy theories he thinks he's unique and gives him validation .", "id": "twitter_762"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Internal Labour report excuses Corbyn and claims Brexit played ‘ decisive role ’ in election defeat Unrelenting media attacks my shiny backside ... the public voted that charlatan out due to him being a traitor to Britain ... FACT . ", "Internal Labour report says it all . Any other report would speak the truth about that wanker ."], "response": "@USER Whom ever fills his position cannot be trusted . Remember the whole of the Labour party supported by momentum and the unions think we are thick racists . I am honoured to say as a working class lass I have never voted for a Labour government or council . .", "id": "twitter_763"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s been a fascinating 24 hours for me on twitter . Because I dared to suggest the EU did not hold ALL the cards in upcoming talks , there ’ s been quite a pile in of folks offended by such a suggestion . Including many who should know better .", "@USER I know it's hard to imagine UK is not the centre of the universe . Other countries must look UK with admiration if they ruin their relationship with their closest neighbours 😬"], "response": "@USER No deal is bloody good strategy to start to negotiate new deals . Was it over 600 ?", "id": "twitter_764"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["🚨 The child , Malik Issa , from Al-Issawiya village near #Jerusalem , was wounded with a rubber bullet to the head , which was fired by #Israel soldiers while he was returning from school to his home . #IsraeliCrimes ", "@USER #Israel news this morning claims the boy #Malik was hit in the eye by a “ sponge bullet ” during clashes in #Issawiya"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh well , in that case all is forgiven . Besides , how dare a Palestinian boy go to school and walk in the path of an occupation soldier sponge bullet ? The nerve !", "id": "twitter_765"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Why we Indians dont deserved a decent quality of life . This is how we show respect towards a startup thats hell bent in fixing our mobility problems . Chutiya desh . ", "@USER What they did was truely bad but the owner of the start up company must have thought about it and made a solution for this earlier . This is India , a developing nation and India has a lot of it's population living in poverty and having lesser literacy rate ."], "response": "@USER @USER Come on , This is moral issue not related to poverty & illiteracy . Moral values of our citizens are going down day by day ...", "id": "twitter_766"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s about racism . Plain and simple . ", "@USER @USER ’ s political existence is based on racism ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh yeah , vote crazy Bernie to see what racism really mean . To oppress trough free stuff and become a number under socialism while the rich will flee the country and with them all the job opportunities and their taxes that will provide you with stamps food . 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️", "id": "twitter_767"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I love Chiefs football - - win or lose Sunday , I'm grateful I'll have gotten to watch the maximum amount of Chiefs games this year . But please win 🙂", "@USER Doing anything special for the Big Game Sunday ?", "@USER Finishing the year watching with dad . We had a bit of a rough spell over several years and this year I said screw it , let's get along - - so we decided to watch every game together this year . Wouldn't change my plans for the world ! ! Unless someone has two free tickets 🤣 🤣 🤣"], "response": "@USER Football and * hopefully * queso bringing families together ! #AmericanDream", "id": "twitter_768"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#FF to those who persistently show kindness , love , suppprt & encouragement . There are many but I ’ ll start with @USER @USER @USER ... who would you like to send a #FF to ?", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Amy x 🤗 I will send #ffed to the following for the love / kindness / positivity shared :"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER #kindness and #positivity shared by you too Bukky . ", "id": "twitter_769"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Because @USER is STILL out there , as of yesterday , bitching about Bernie Sanders . #BooHillary ", "@USER @USER Why you all freaking ? What office is HRC running for ? None . So why you all so still intimidated by the woman ."], "response": "@USER @USER Is this all youve got ? I figured you'd put up more of a fight . .", "id": "twitter_770"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This video has the internet legitimately divided . Dude is in the last seat on the plane . Seat doesn ’ t recline . Hers does . And she reclines . He ’ s upset , and is punching her seat incessantly — so she records . Who is right ? ! Who is wrong ? ! See you at 7p on #FOX5LION @USER ", "@USER @USER And the Flight companies continue to laugh their asses off at us . While they take our personal space , fill their pockets more , and take our comfort . And instead of fighting them for decency we fight each other . Welcome to America ’ s version of Captalisom 🤡 .", "@USER @USER @USER Meanwhile you can get in a tube that hurls you across country in a mere few hours for just a couple hundred bucks . And idiots complain like they live in the dark ages . Welcome to American capitalism .", "@USER @USER @USER I bet other countries are jealous that they don't have planes .", "@USER @USER @USER I bet they ’ re thrilled the were invented and made commercially viable in USA through capitalism . It takes a special kind of idiot to lament capitalism .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes the special idiot that cares about our habitable earth lasting longer than 75 years and about gross inequality .", "@USER @USER @USER The central planners at the are the root cause of this “ inequality ” you speak of 💯 Also the Fed funds the largest polluting institution the world has ever saw ... the Military . Just Incase you were curious of sources of these problems 😉", "@USER @USER @USER I did not say govt was benign or mostly or always good . But no , the Federal reserve is not what is behind all of this inequality . It exacerbates it when it seeks to foster unemployment for the sake of reduced inflation .", "@USER @USER @USER If it ’ s not the Fed printing money and giving 0 % non-recourse loans and buying toxic debt ... What is behind the inequality ? What ’ s the cause ? Why would the Fed want to create unemployment ? 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Prosperity is the cause of inequality .", "@USER @USER @USER False , I ’ m talking about our modern system , I was hoping Ara would drop their 2 ¢", "@USER @USER @USER So am I . Prosperity causes inequality . Inequality is a good thing . It ’ s a manufactured nonsense designed to stoke class warfare . And it works . Lots of dumb people out there"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER “ Inequality is a good thing ” “ Lots of dumb people out there ” 😂", "id": "twitter_771"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Today is the start of LGBT + History Month 🌈 Did you know we have specially trained LGBT + Liaison Officers ? They provide support to the LGBT + community . You can request their support when you make a report to us . More info : ", "@USER Good to know the taxpayers are getting value for money"], "response": "@USER @USER I'm a tax payer . I've paid tax all of my working life , and therefore I'd like some of it to go on representing my interests . I also would like it to go on representing others ' interests and needs too . Sharing is caring . * mwah * #kindness #sharingiscaring", "id": "twitter_772"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Community Crunch 216 : Love Evolved , On The Horizon , and EVO Event #playARK ", "@USER any word on the kiting problem on cluster servers ... no ... ok then I'm just going to pilar spam the entire area with multiple layers of beh gates and spike walls and wait as you guys do nothing about this problem but destroy my defenses as I'm \" blocking access \" hmmmm seems legit"], "response": "@USER ohhh did I mention that it's on PVE extinction servers ...", "id": "twitter_773"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Here ’ s a question : Woulnt it behoove Mitch and the Republican Party to pass bills like prescription drug prices or infrastructure instead of sitting on them !", "@USER now they'll be #toobusy , trying to #impeach the Bidens , Obama & Hillary ( @USER ) #IMO , @USER won't be able to find time for his daily attack of the vapors"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER , the #WrongKennedy #IMO & one of the , might have to forego some sneaked Senatorial snacks of spicy fried chicken in order to keep up with the \" speedy \"", "id": "twitter_774"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ Technology with high school students ” ... . 30 . What are you going to post about now since you ’ re ditching everything below . 40 ? You had a good run at least 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ ", "@USER And she is a math teacher teaching with technology which was under . 40 too . Hypocrisy much ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh man ... better throw away the exploragons ! And stop using @USER and since students would be learning through manipulation . Gotta ditch that !", "id": "twitter_775"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER my #newcar #Q3 is in the dealer since 24/12 / 2019.they are waiting the software update.can you do something ;", "@USER Hello Sakis , we are sorry to hear this . Our colleagues from @USER will get in touch with you soon about this matter . Greetings from Ingolstadt"], "response": "@USER @USER i don \" t think so that you understood what i am writing to you.find a solution to my problem ! your colleagues in Greece can ` t do anything . 4 times already in 5 months in the dealer .", "id": "twitter_776"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER any @USER on opening up that skill more ... ?", "@USER @USER Follow what makes you feel like you have purpose as the starting point"], "response": "@USER @USER thanks buddy ! btw , pls check out my feed as I post lots of #health & #motivation #tips along with my & would to have your follow ! take care !", "id": "twitter_777"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Student lunch debt should not exist . My bill with Rep . @USER abolishes all of it . ", "@USER @USER @USER Socialists believe everything should be free , except for people .", "@USER @USER @USER Sanders and his supporters have made it pretty clear that they are reallocating taxes to use towards things that help people . The schools are supposed to provide meals . It is one of the things we pay taxes for . What is your point ?", "@USER @USER @USER If you think you can trust politicians , you haven't learned much . If you pay attention , you'll see that an alarming percentage of Sander's employees think you and I should be in gulags .", "@USER @USER @USER I trust people based on their statements and actions . People like Bernie , who has been consistent for over 40 years and congressional voting records are public . Can you point to a supporter thinking you or I should be in a gulag ? No ? That's what I thought .", "@USER @USER @USER If I can , will it change your mind ?", "@USER @USER @USER Sure . If you can point to the same level that the GOP ( and Trump ) , Why not ?", "@USER @USER @USER Trump is calling for the removal of a GOP senator . He has called for the \" punishment \" and death of whistleblowers and the press . If you can show me Bernie supporters doing so on the same level , you can change my mind . Are you unable to read two tweets ?", "@USER @USER @USER Well , regardless . Here you go . Sanders hasn't responded . Hadn't fired these psychopaths . ", "@USER @USER @USER And this random series of uncited Youtube videos proves what ? That people are shitty ? Cool . This is hardly a systematic group calling to put people in Gulags . Or did you forget Civil War 2 ? Has Bernie endorsed these views stating there are \" good people on both sides ? \"", "@USER @USER @USER Bernie honeymooned in a country while they were putting people in gulags , and extolled that country to the skies .", "@USER @USER @USER Literally nothing you say will sway a commie's opinion ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because it's not an opinion , it's a religion .", "id": "twitter_778"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ The Guardian will no longer accept advertising from oil and gas companies , becoming the first major global news organisation to institute an outright ban on taking money from companies that extract fossil fuels . ” A good start , who will take this further ? ", "@USER This is more good news , & another defeat for the merchants of doubt & fossil fuel PR . Show your support for the many positive tweets here , with Likes , Replies , & Retweets . Don't feed the trolls 🤫 Don't reply to trolls . Bl 🚫 ck trolls . #winning "], "response": "@USER @USER Your supporting a troll and a tool . ", "id": "twitter_779"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Utah panel approves bill requiring fetal remains to be buried or cremated ", "@USER And Utah with cover the bill , right ? Of course not ."], "response": "@USER @USER Planned Parenthood and the abortion clinics would have to do it . Might cut into Democrats campaign finances they receive from PP every election season .", "id": "twitter_780"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Big Foot back on Broughton Street : @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I made a wee film ( for my kids ) on the story of the Paolozzi sculpture \" The Manuscript of Montecassino \" while the pieces were temporarily ensconced in Hillside Gardens . It's a story I find inspiring and forgiving , and if any of the details are incorrect please do jump in ! 💚 ❤ "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for sharing . I never asked the origin of the two sculptures . Eduardo story is shared ( including the hope and forgiveness ) with so many #ItalianScots My father was interned with him and lost his father along with Victors grandfather on the same #ArandoraStar", "id": "twitter_781"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Satisfy your lore cravings during Guardian Giveaways ! Retweet , add #GuardianGiveaways and follow @USER for a chance to win a signed Shadowkeep Collector's Edition and a Destiny Book Bundle . ( ARV : $ 160.51 ) Ends : ( 31 Jan 2020 , 08:59 PT ) . ", "Entries from EU , UK , USA , & CN only ( see Rules for excluded provinces and states ) . 18 + to enter . Rules : "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It will never matter how many hours I pour in , I guess for this we are not part of the USA . ", "id": "twitter_782"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Amazonian peoples have a right to hear the Gospel : the proclamation of God who infinitely loves every man and woman , and has revealed this love fully in Jesus Christ , crucified for us and risen in our lives . #QueridaAmazonia", "@USER They also have the right to be left alone . You're acting like a Mormon knocking on people's doors .", "@USER @USER they also have a right to that which they have embraced"], "response": "@USER @USER I wasn't aware that the tribes of the Amazon were devout followers of the catholic faith . Here's me thinking they were animists .", "id": "twitter_783"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I sat down with Eir CEO Carolan Lennon - Huawei controversy isn't security but a \" US-China trade issue \" - Michael Ring claims on Eir \" factually untrue \" - Trad TV is toast : will all move to apps - No price yet after end of € 12.99 GoMo offer + more . Free / reg ", "- Eir kept its big 5G launch private , an unusual move . In the piece , Eir CEO says that was unconnected to Huawei rotating chairman Guo Ping being in attendance . - Multinational customers have brought up Huawei in Eir's 5G network , but it hasn't affected business . ", "@USER Please tell me that you asked her about the appalling proposition that Eir call TV + Broadband . Beyond a joke . The single worst experience I have ever put my hand in my pocket for . 11 months after paying € 250 to cancel it , I am still getting txts + emails from them with a bill .", "@USER I did ask about broadband , but not individual customer queries !"], "response": "@USER I cannot believe you did not bring up my individual query . #whatstheindependentcomingto #flouncesoff 😃", "id": "twitter_784"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER I am not you , this has never occured for me LUL", "@USER @USER Surprisingly , it has never occurred to me either . But plenty of friends"], "response": "@USER @USER yeah i have seen some desperate people on twitter before but never knew how or if this got fixed everytime .", "id": "twitter_785"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I like this message , what type of anarchist home ideas do you all have that can start at home ? @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Homeschooling and autodidacticism provide every individual the opportunity to be truly free .", "@USER @USER @USER i love the thought of homeschooling so many great resources out there to teach your kid today .", "@USER @USER @USER And only the parents or those raising children understand how to motivate , inspire and involve them . Why place them in the collective when they learn so much more when they are free to expand their mind , exploring their interests or learning how the family farm works .", "@USER @USER @USER a good friend of mine is home schooling her children and they seem to be doing soo good right now . she posts all the adventures they have all the time its great .", "@USER @USER @USER Anarchy starts at home ; just thinking about high school ... man what a waste of time that was ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I see on the news here that “ Alleged fight club ” in a public school ; ", "id": "twitter_786"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Day 1 of my life in photos ( no people no words ) challenged by ⁦ @USER ⁩ laying down the challenge to ⁦ ⁦ @USER ⁩ ", "@USER @USER Ta , I never keep these things up so here's day 1 and no promises ", "@USER @USER I love your honesty and attitude even more than the picture !", "@USER @USER Soz ! I like the idea then I forget ! But @USER would welcome you sharing the tweet about TILT Festival of Learning for tis all about collaborative active learning Please ! ! "], "response": "@USER @USER And hopefully Beck and I will be collaborating at this ... thanks to the power of Twitter", "id": "twitter_787"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One of my students tried to kill herself last night . I have spent most of the day calming kids down , talking with them and trying to make them ok again . Why ? Because we don ’ t have a counselor on campus . I ’ m so not trained for this . @USER help 😢", "@USER @USER You ’ re amazing ! 👏 You just saved a life that will probably be a hero in the future . All by yourself . I ’ m in awe ."], "response": "@USER @USER Thanks so much for reaching out ! It means a lot . There is such a need for quality mental health care for kids and teens and most school systems , states , etc . , just don ’ t care . We work together to get it done in our own unique way . That ’ s why I this group ! 💜 💚 Thx again !", "id": "twitter_788"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["7.5 hours of dialogue and listening = zero blockades removed . That Minister isn ’ t modest progress , that ’ s abject failure . #CoastalGasLink ", "@USER The no-name minister ? Who is this guy ?"], "response": "@USER A groomsman from Trudeau ’ s wedding . Totally qualified to be the Indigenous Services Minister", "id": "twitter_789"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Meanwhile the President ... Has no idea where Kansas City is ... But don ’ t worry someone told him so he deleted it .. ", "@USER @USER It is amusing that you retweeted this @USER In an interview not long ago you couldn't name five US states . I am sure you didn't know this either The fact is , , Kansad City is in both KS and MO . The technicality is the stadium is in MO .", "@USER @USER @USER She also referred to the state her character settled in in Outlander as South Carolina not North Carolina on a major talk show last year . A much bigger error given her job is to know the character and plot inside and out . But that's ok , right ? 🤮", "@USER @USER @USER Their constant attacks on the US and the President is getting old . Both she and Sam Heughan go on about global warming , but have no issue flying all over the world to promote themselves . The Hollyweird liberal cancer has spread"], "response": "@USER Yep . My husband works in the film industry as a cinematographer . If you aren't 100 % believers of their political and global warming doctrine they will literally blacklist you from work . And he said film shoots are the most non-green gigs in town .", "id": "twitter_790"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER #HOLLYWOODAGENTS #ACTORS #PRODUCER IS CREATING A DEMAND THANKS FOR THE CONTINUED ", "@USER @USER @USER THANKS MARY YOUR #SUPPORT IS A MUST ! ! ! #TheOhioPlayersProject #MOVIE ", "@USER @USER @USER You know how much I have loved the #OP since the 70s ! xxxxxx"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The Tambourine is at the family farm ... Looking for it .. ' 75 hand to hand , stage fronting from #SkinTightBritches Surely pretty light weight for you to use , but welcome to it .. We're getting closer . At minimum , will include in my #LoveOP video !", "id": "twitter_791"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["who wanna craft some train tracks today ..", "@USER : 3c I have work until six but ...", "@USER :D ill be here all day just lmk if ;/ when ur down ! !", "@USER Myeowdy I am free anytime if u wanna play :D", "@USER AAAHHHH I HAVE JUST WOKEN FROM MY NAP gimme like 20 minutes to have dinner and im down !", "@USER just finished : 3 ! will it be just us today ?", "@USER I think may b just us ! ! Risa is watching a documentary I think and frog may b with them ... idk if anybody else has the game that I Kno"], "response": "@USER thats fine w me : 3 we can just have randos join us if need be ... plus this means we will be and #smarter once we tackle that save we started agaiin", "id": "twitter_792"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Excited to launch a new Minimalist #SuperBowl print in a couple days ! ", "@USER Wait , do you know who ’ s going to win ?"], "response": "@USER Yes , I get the league memos now .", "id": "twitter_793"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So , why do they get one and Vanier does not ? I was publicly told by you in your Town Hall that they were a liability . @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER You misunderstood ; they ’ re only a liability in #VANIER . Of course . ", "@USER @USER @USER Sooo , isn't this an issue then ? They use corner of BK property as a toilet and many other public areas . No where else to go . What happens when Fleury , SA and the rest of them try to push 300 + men onto our streets ? ? ? ", "@USER @USER @USER I simply can't fathom what it's going to look like on Montreal road if this project goes forward , knowing how difficult it already is now .", "@USER @USER @USER People are already calling it skid row . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But we ’ re putting pretty planters and fresh paint on MontrealRd ! That ’ ll fix everything ! ! #Vanier #OttCity", "id": "twitter_794"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#GH is returning . Find out how ABC is making episodes of the fan favorite soap available during the impeachment trial . ", "@USER As far as I am concerned , as long as those 3 characters are eating the screen alive #GH is on a permanent hiatus .", "@USER @USER Don ’ t watch it then . At some point it ’ s coming back on . I hope it ’ s soon . I ’ m sick and tired of impeachment hearings . It needs to go away . Just like your awful comments"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Billy Miller fans constantly say they HATE #gh and DON'T watch . Yet , they Constantly COMMENT about it on Here . Day in and Day out . 🤔 🤔 I don't waste my Time , commenting on TV shows and Actors I don't care about . 😌 ✌", "id": "twitter_795"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["AITA for wanting my husband to get a vasectomy in a few years ? ", "@USER An IUD made it painful for her to have sex for years . And this man wants her to get another one . ", "@USER @USER @USER IUD's aren't the only form of birth control available . Also , if sex was painful for her , the IUD isn't the cause , it's something else . Getting them installed is painful , but once the procedure is complete , that ends . If she wants a permanent BC solution that's on her , not him .", "@USER @USER @USER I had an IUD once ; it was painful from insertion to removal . I haven ’ t experienced general everyday pain nor intercourse pain like that before or since . I ’ m comfortable saying the IUD was the issue unless you , a OBGYN who has examined me , can prove otherwise ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But some random person on the internet says it isn't so , therefore , it must be true . 🙄 I mean why would you know when something is wrong with your own body ?", "id": "twitter_796"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Accounts run by men receive roughly double the retweets of those run by women . Even online , we are talked for and talked over . Even online , men ’ s voices carry twice as much worth . It matters . When you see women writing about things that interest you , retweet us . It ’ s that simple .", "@USER Idk I just retweet people when I really like what they post - most of the time their gender is anonymous or I don ’ t consider it Sure there are misogynists out there who may purposely only retweet men , but forcing equality is not the solution", "@USER Is asking people to retweet women when they write things that are interesting forcing equality ?", "@USER No I ’ m saying it shouldn ’ t be a factor - turning it into a gender issue will only increase the perceived divide between men and women and is generally regressive for the feminist movement", "@USER I'm sure your one follower is laughing at me now !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER check this out , mocking low follower accounts which pull in vastly more interactions", "id": "twitter_797"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We are now at risk of running out of propane here in the Maritimes as 85 per cent of our propane arrives by railcar . This Liberal government needs to take action now to end these blockades . #nbpoli #cdnpoli", "@USER We need to phase out carbon based fuels . Good time to start now .", "@USER @USER Sure , just turn the thermostat down 5 degrees , put on a couple more sweaters , Park the car & ride a bike , & while you ’ re at it throw out all your carbon based belongings . You can then the the shadow of a man that you already are !", "@USER @USER I was actually telling those running out of propane that it's a good time for them to follow your advice . 😁 👍"], "response": "@USER @USER Actually , I was referring to “ only ” you ! You must be a Liberal giving advice to others , do as I say not as I do mentality .", "id": "twitter_798"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Most draft eligible players train at state-of-the-art facilities in Florida or Arizona but Michigan State DE Kenny Willikes is back home in Grand Rapids , MI at the same gym he ’ s been training at since high school . Not judging the others but we like Willikes ’ old-school approach . ", "@USER @USER @USER He needs to be close to his ‘ roids dealer", "@USER @USER @USER Such a bad post , Art . Be better ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh , a Bullough liked this comment", "id": "twitter_799"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Gents if you living with your lady , would you hang her underwear on the washing line ? And Ladies are you comfortable with your man hanging your undies ? ", "@USER My ex and I used to do this . After bathing , one would go hang the undies outside and whoever feels like fetching them later , would . I don't know if i'll do it with my next partner . It'll depend on him .", "@USER @USER Talking about your next can I be your next ? ", "@USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 You going to hang my panties ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Wash them too Ke ja stapane now so portion", "id": "twitter_800"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations Jade ! What a great news during the #NAW2020 #LookBeyond All the best as you embark on a journey to provide an even better service to our patients ! #goforward @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Cess for all of your support x"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m super of you ! Come and have cake and coffee to celebrate — conference room 2pm 😉 😉 😉", "id": "twitter_801"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m locked out can anyone see this ?", "@USER Check this out ! I was flipping out lol it still will not let me RT this about & that ’ s when I tried to comment . This bs 👇 ", "@USER Omg 😱 WTF is happening . This went on for over an hour . Have a great night beautiful . ❤ ️ ♥ ️ 😘"], "response": "@USER @USER Love and peace to both of you beautiful souls #PeaceAndLove", "id": "twitter_802"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I think Jameela is great , but this show raises eyebrows because this could very well lean into the appropriation of ball culture . I am trying to be open to it until we get more details , but the fact that this is on a major streaming platform is raising some red flags ... ", "... and as @USER said , \" If you aren ’ t ready for criticism from a community you make art about , maybe you ’ re not ready to make art about that community . \""], "response": "@USER @USER It's amazing how critical the LGTB + community is about people's sexuality . Literally shaming someone to explain themselves about their sexuality - Isnt that exactly what they're supposed to be against ?", "id": "twitter_803"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you Stuart ❣ ️ I will #SpreadLove & send a #writerslift to these wonderful people . ⭐ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Quinn ! Late here , and too tired to generate more lovely tweeples , but wanted to send 😘 🤗 ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ️", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m very late replying to mentions & I apologize everyone . I ’ ve been battling a cold , I need a few extra hands to type everything 🤣 🤣 ", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s ok Quinn you do an job at I miss a ton of stuff but do my best to support my #AwesomeFriends I hope you feel better"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you dear Rex , I will always support you and all Friends . I wish you a terrific Tuesday & always remember you ’ re a STAR 🌟 ", "id": "twitter_804"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thank you , Congresswoman @USER . I think we all tend to believe things that reinforce our beliefs , and we can all do better at checking those impulses more . ", "@USER @USER Sorry , I must respectfully disagree with the thanks . While Rep . Tlaib ’ s clarification is welcome , she literally spread a modern blood libel , the kind that got Jews killed for centuries . She needs to apologize and she did not . She used her libel / not libel to advance herself .", "@USER @USER @USER re-read her tweet - Batya is politely saying \" you spread that isht cause you believe that isht . \" :)", "@USER @USER @USER I see what she wrote . Please read what I wrote , I objected to the “ thank you . ”", "@USER @USER @USER I get it - I'm just reading her \" thank you \" as a bit more of a sarcastic tweet than most on this thread here . Maybe I'm wrong but I thought Batya was \" well-bless your heart \" - ing her ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER If that was Batya ’ s intent , she was overtly subtle . It needs a tag !", "id": "twitter_805"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Big WIN for us in Iowa tonight . Thank you !", "@USER One thing is 100 % certain the winner of the DEMOCRAT #IowaCaucuses tonight is President @USER #Trump2020LandslideVictory "], "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s painfully obvious you don ’ t understand how our political system works .", "id": "twitter_806"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just lost for words ... I came to the U . K . with no job offer , no salary , no English , no \" skill \" , I would simply never make the cut . Yet here I am burying your loved ones , baptising your new babies , holding your hand when you're scared , offering you a home in your local church . ", "@USER @USER With UK unemployment at about 3.8 % , it ’ s hard to work out who will fill the vacancies that will arise without the hard working people who currently work here . I would like to meet the robot nurse , automatic strawberry picker , mechanised GP or driverless lorry .", "@USER @USER @USER It will cause big employment shortages but by the sound of it , lots of people on benefits will be forced to take low skills jobs to plug the gaps . That's what the Tories will do , just wait and see .", "@USER @USER @USER It will take more than the Tory party to get the idle Brits out of bed in a morning", "@USER @USER @USER There will be a policy to put benefit claimants on courses / training that will feed into the understaffed industries . People will be aptitude tested and matched . And it will be compulsory , you have to go where \" allocated \" . Or benefits taken away . Similar has been done in the US ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What ’ s wrong with it ? One thing for sure , as someone who who relies on care I just can ’ t wait to have people who don ’ t want to do the job come and do personal and intimate things for me", "id": "twitter_807"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["On TSN this morning , more speculation involving Palms and / or Coleman . Let's hear your thoughts @USER fans @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t think he ’ s untouchable , but he ’ s not far from it and it would take a lot more than anyone has speculated for me to be happy with the Devils trading him ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Same here but the things being reported it's almost like these \" writers \" are deliberately de-valuing our top talent ... wonder why they would do that ? #Njdevils", "id": "twitter_808"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The XFL scoreboard has betting lines on it 😍 😍 😍 ", "@USER @USER Dumb . Let ’ s focus on sports and not betting all the time .", "@USER @USER @USER Most ppl watching the game are the ones betting on it"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I can ’ t wait until we teach our kids it ’ s okay to just cover the spread .", "id": "twitter_809"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Blimey you can imagine the pressure & spotlight this puts you under as a comms team . Simple statement shared as an easy to read pic Sending virtual biscuits & cheese savouries ( the best crisis snacks we found ) to Newcastle #NHScomms team & wishing the patients well #coronavirusuk ", "@USER Thanks Lauren . We really appreciate the support ( and the virtual cheesy snacks ! ) My team are all @USER ‘ s #NHScomms @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Caroline , there ’ s a very good reason ( among others ) why you were awarded the status : you have the knowledge , leadership and ethical ability to successfully lead through this high profile health crisis . You can do it ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s very kind of you Ella . It ’ s teamwork and clear values ( and lots of crisps ) that make it happen 😊", "id": "twitter_810"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hall of Fame GM Ron Wolf said the @USER and others who embrace an analytics-driven model are \" out of control . \" Wolf : \" When something goes wrong , who takes responsibility ? \" Their answer : ` Well , that's what the data told us . ' What a crock . That's what got ' em 1-31 . \"", "@USER @USER Ron Wolf utilized a “ football approach ” as VP of Football Operations for the @USER to achieve an impressive 2-26 W / L record during the 1976 and 1977 seasons . I ’ m no brainiac ... but 2-26 is awfully similar to 1-31 #Browns #DawgCheck ", "@USER @USER @USER Someone left out that this was an expansion team during those 2 yrs , that made it to NFC title game by their 4th year of existence . When these Harvard guys stop blowing drafts , people in #NFL circles might stop laughing at them .", "@USER @USER @USER What were the in 2016 and 2017 ( 1-31 ) ? They were essentially an expansion team . Look at the roster - are you kidding me ? The team was built to lose on purpose . Someone must have missed that minor detail ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right , they had 24 draft picks and blew those on purpose because the winning is not supposed to start until year 3 or 4 right ? Please", "id": "twitter_811"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To build may have to be the slow and the labourious task of years . To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day - Winston Churchill ", "@USER Mr Churchill involved in the soutj african war , the 1 . and 2 . worldwar knew for sure what it means to destroy ."], "response": "@USER Yes , and was responsible for millions of deaths and I've no doubt that #BrexitJohnson will try his best to live up to Churchills reputation together with his hypocritical rhetoric", "id": "twitter_812"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We are now at risk of running out of propane here in the Maritimes as 85 per cent of our propane arrives by railcar . This Liberal government needs to take action now to end these blockades . #nbpoli #cdnpoli", "@USER We need to phase out carbon based fuels . Good time to start now .", "@USER @USER Sure , just turn the thermostat down 5 degrees , put on a couple more sweaters , Park the car & ride a bike , & while you ’ re at it throw out all your carbon based belongings . You can then the the shadow of a man that you already are !", "@USER @USER I was actually telling those running out of propane that it's a good time for them to follow your advice . 😁 👍"], "response": "@USER @USER Actually , I was referring to “ only ” you ! You must be a Liberal giving advice to others , do as I say not as I do mentality .", "id": "twitter_813"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ You , all right ? I learned it from watching you ! ” #DontDoPons 😉 ", "@USER @USER So the GOP has determined that Menstruation is Left Wing Plot against them ! I'm sure they have told their Wives to Stop It !"], "response": "@USER @USER Just hold it in like pee . Jeez ! Why do we wimmenz need to use our tampons ? Just hold it in !", "id": "twitter_814"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Biebs is taking no prisoners ... hope you ’ re ready @USER ( via @USER / IG ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Are those Biebs legs or he riding a chicken ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Pretty sure Rupper sent that out while he was resting between squat sets .", "id": "twitter_815"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Does he not know Parasite did everything Joker did but better ", "@USER I ’ m so glad he explained Joker to me because otherwise my pea-sized brain would never have been able to understand the intricacies of it"], "response": "@USER @USER Joker is about poor people ? Damnit ... I ’ m just looking for some simple clown fiction . Glad this guy stepped up to fill the void .", "id": "twitter_816"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["At the counter with plan b at 9 am The cashier : fun night last night huh Me : ", "Like there are old grandmas behind me getting groceries let me be a piece of shit in peace my guy damn"], "response": "@USER Dam you was just preaching to us about “ protection ”", "id": "twitter_817"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Dear team , Booking Id : NH7202748929456 I was given Rs 2800 discount by BANK OF BARODA credit card but after booking only 2200 discount was shown . Please refund rs 600 . I called customer care they are as usual asking 24 hrs for the same . .", "@USER @USER You're fake . Totally fake . You loot the customer with fake charges . And your team disconnected the ongoing call . Shameful and disgusting . Pathetic support .", "@USER As advised we are investigating your case , If MMT is at fault we will honor your claim . Stay rest assured .", "@USER You guys charge MMT service fee and then deduct that from the savings i am getting . Showing something else on website and giving breakdown of the paid amount something else . What a shame ! You guys take money and waste our time and do not provide resolution .", "@USER We have validated your complaint and fount that at the time of booking the selling price of the booking was INR : 9,560 . Then you applied the promo code MMTBOB because of which INR 2,800 was dedicated from the Selling price . The net amount paid against the booking is INR 6,760 ."], "response": "@USER I have checked too . I have paid rs 600 for MMT SERVICE FEE which is clearly not reflecting in the booking details . I want genuine breakdown of the charges paid . And Mr . Ajay from management team was so rude . Never expected such support from MMT .", "id": "twitter_818"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What a figure : virus incidence outside of China ... and the impact of one cruise 🚢 ship . ( Westerdam cruise ship saga not even included ) . #SARSCoV2 #COVID19 ", "@USER A highly contagious disease is highly contagious in a confined space with limited isolation in place ? Imagine my shock .", "@USER @USER Yup . It ’ s the risk of a cruise ship . That ’ s why they have hand sanitizer everywhere after those high profile Norwalk virus outbreaks a decade or so ago ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good thing the hand sanitizers were there to prevent illness ... < sarcasm doesn't tweet well >", "id": "twitter_819"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Thankful everyday for the hard work , concentration , love , & caring you demonstrate in order to impart vital medical , spiritual , & health awareness knowledge that can lead us to happiness . #gratitude #appreciation #thankful . ", "@USER Thank you for your kind kind words and this retweet , John ! #gratitude 🙏 #SaturdayThoughts"], "response": "@USER You are welcome . 🙏 🙏 Being grateful for your dedicated work is the minimum I can do as it took me 66 years to FINALLY understand the significance of being grateful . Every effort knowledgeable people make to teach us needs to be appreciated . #gratitude #CaringCounts .", "id": "twitter_820"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A constant bestseller for us at @USER but originally introduced to me by @USER at one of our Cabin # 4 dinners in Wikwemikong ! ", "@USER @USER It's on my summer list to re-read / listen to . There is nothing quite revitalizing as working in the gardens while listening to #BraidingSweetGrass .", "@USER @USER Ooooh ... I hadn ’ t thought of looking for an audiobook version ! I wonder if they have in on @USER - I will have to check !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Audio is narrated by Robin herself , which intensifies the passion of her writing .", "id": "twitter_821"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Anyone under 30k #followers ? It's #HelpingHands #Wednesday ! Post a and say Hi , your neighbors , and ReTweet . Anyone over 30K , help them out by following and RT ! ", "@USER Still way below 30k , but gaining about 3500 #followers in one month is quite okay . So , I ’ m and will try to #help and wherever I can . ", "@USER @USER How ? ? ? I'm trying .. but clearly missing a strategy ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER A mixture of #follow , #retweet , , and to posts you retweet , combined with a few of my own . And don ’ t forget to use the right . That ’ s essentially all I did for the last month . I wasn ’ t active on twitter before January .", "id": "twitter_822"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Trudeau : we have exhausted our capacity to engage in a positive , active way to resolve this and the onus is now on indigenous leadership to move forward on reconciliation .", "@USER I find I'm losing my patience with the heredity chiefs . They have made their point , in Capital letters . They need to negotiate now .", "@USER @USER Can't negotiate with dishonest government officials . I mean , there's 150 + years of lying to back that claim up .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not sure it's fair that the hereditary chiefs take in the pain of 150 years of unacceptable behavior , I'm also not sure it's fair that the entire current population of Canada needs to be punished for it .", "@USER @USER @USER Tell that to First Nation children whose suffering is * ongoing * .", "@USER @USER @USER I'm not being nasty and I'm trying hard to not be insensitive , but bringing Canada's economy to its knees and bringing down the government won't really help them either .", "@USER @USER @USER I can't imagine the level of desperation these communities are experiencing ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER A conservative government will definitely solve that", "id": "twitter_823"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I'm beginning to think my time is limited . I'm drowning in a sea of depression and debt that I can't see a way out of . Not planning on doing anything right now . But I can't promise about the future . Not looking for sympathy . Just venting . #depressionfeelslike", "@USER You possess intellect and freewill to come out of any situation You are born to be happy Wish you Joy", "@USER Unfortunately happiness will not help me with my financial situation . But thank you .", "@USER There still exist ways and means of coming out of financial mess The Source of Joy in your heart will guide you 100 % Wish you Joy", "@USER I am looking at possibly becoming homeless . My ways out of this financial mess are few . Honestly , I do not have much joy or happiness left in my heart . But again , thank you for taking time to comment ."], "response": "@USER 🙏 You will come out of financial mess i promise Don't ask me how Wish you Joy", "id": "twitter_824"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Someone fat-shamed me on a trashy gossip site and put up a ( stolen ) photo of me wearing a bathing suit at the beach for the first time in years . My official response : ", "Ironically , that photo of me in a bathing suit was taken because I had finally worked up the nerve to go to the beach after being openly mocked years before by some college guys . I guess some things never change . Well , except me . I grew up and realized I don ’ t give a shit .", "So here ’ s that photo again - the one someone used to call me a “ fat pig . ” Go ahead : laugh if it makes you feel good . This body has birthed 3 kids , hugged countless people , given talks , accepted awards , wrote a bestseller , protects vulnerable people and doesn ’ t need your approval . "], "response": "@USER You are gorgeous and adding a needed light to the world ! F - them .", "id": "twitter_825"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#ChrisPine in new hairstyle by his hairstylist . Big thanks for sharing . ", "@USER Anyone still remember last time he cut a \" weird \" hairstyle then he shaved his hair before wonder woman released ? 😂 #again", "@USER I hope he doesn't go bald this time , after all Newsflash filming starts in April , I'm rooting for no wig in this movie . haha"], "response": "@USER I suppose he like this to play anchorman . 😊 ", "id": "twitter_826"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ You cannot criminalize political activism , ” said @USER about protests across the country in support of the Wet'suwet'en blockade . “ If this did not happen , do you think Canadians would be having that conversation right now . This is a catalyst . ” #cdnpoli ", "@USER @USER Let ’ s conveniently ignore the fact that the Wet'suwet'en Council approved the pipeline , and the Wet'suwet'en Nation voted in favour in the referendum . #cdnpoli", "@USER @USER @USER Right . But the councils were set up by gov ´ t of Canada , after the formation of the country . The hereditary chiefs had a system in place before Canada was here . The Supreme Court ruled that traditional system never gave up its right to the land . So there ´ s your conflict ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But what right does the “ Settler ” Supreme Court have to pass judgement on First Nation governance ? Just asking .", "id": "twitter_827"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["ERIC ? ? ... CIARAMELLA ? ? ? ... THAT #ERICCIARAMELLA ? ? . I ’ ve heard #EricCiaramella ’ s all over the place ... when I go outside , I hear his name being shouted out everywhere .. at the store , the clerk says to me .. ” Hey , I saw Eric Ciaramella yesterday .. ” .. I just said , ” Wow ! ” ", "@USER I don't know if this is same guy everyone is talking about . I don't know if any of this is fact . ", "@USER @USER Yea he ’ s been VERY FRIENDLY with LOTS OF @USER and the creepy comedian guy that was forced out for #MeToo allegations and weird pics ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER This is Alex Soros . That said , this is still a very telling . George Soros owns the Democratic Party .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh there ’ s a pic of with him , I thought I added this one too ! It ’ s been a long day 😉 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER By the way if y ’ all have time pull up news conference today he was TODAY “ I didn ’ t ask anything about the #whistleblower “ I asked about 2 #activists who were rumored to have plotted to get Apparently KNOWS who it is or why protect him ? ", "id": "twitter_828"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I know you see being a #woman as a #disability , but she has more balls than you will ever have . I mean , imagine a grown ' man ' who hides behind his PC screen and attacks people because they are #blind ? Now THAT is weak . Any woman is stronger than you . ", "@USER You mean just like how you pretended that bisexual people did not exist ? That I was not bisexual ? How you both begged me to kill myself , and how one of you got so angsty they fantasized about killing me and my boyfriend ? I do recall your supposed blind bisexual friend said that .", "@USER Please show me where I stated that bisexual people do not exist - apart from yourself . Thought not . Please show me where I BEGGED you to kill yourself . I shall wait .", "@USER Every single time you pretend that Freddie Mercury is not bisexual . Every time you pretend that I am not bisexual . Also , cute you are feigning ignorance of the vitriol you spewed only a few days ago . And are asking for evidence yet again . I imagine you will ignore it as well ?", "@USER But I am not pretending about Freddie . I have asked you to supply the relevant quote from the man himself and you have failed to do so - only one pretender here , boy . And , yes , evidence that I BEGGED you to kill yourself and denied other bisexuals existed ."], "response": "@USER Also , here is that evidence as well . You both tried to say that I cut myself , and hoped that I would do myself in sooner rather than later . The irony is that you , and that other man tried to act like the victims here . As if I was some sort of bully . 🤣 #HypocriteOfTheDay ", "id": "twitter_829"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What was that @USER survey about how many teachers have spent their own money on glue sticks ? ", "@USER @USER Ahh you know us teachers , always squandering school money on things like repairs to the roof , buying yet more paper , that kind of thing !"], "response": "@USER @USER You should really be more financially prudent , you know . I'm sure if teacher were more disciplined about the money I am absolutely certain this would solve everything .", "id": "twitter_830"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["ask me how much steamed broccoli i've consumed in the past 6 months", "@USER how much steamed broccoli have you consumed in the past 6 months", "@USER thank you for asking emma . the answer is precisely a shit ton because it's one of the few not gross vegetables college cafeteria's serve", "@USER i look forward to eating that much broccoli thank you emily for making me look forward to college !"], "response": "@USER you are so welcome i love to be encouraging 😌 especially about a system that makes me question so many things about myself #that #for", "id": "twitter_831"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["After such a shitty day / week / month / LIFE , @USER surprised me with the cutest little lion pillow 🦁 , chocolates , a Wonder Woman poster , food , and so much more . 🥺 tbh idk how they do it .. holding me down when I just want to tear myself into pieces", "@USER I don ’ t hold you down , I embody all that you are , have been , will be , and more . It ’ s okay to break into pieces we can always find new outlooks to help us in the future ."], "response": "@USER Also , thanks for your kind words .", "id": "twitter_832"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tell me something that you ’ ve done that you ’ re proud of .", "@USER @USER I ’ ve just ( as in YESTERDAY ) finished the illustrations for my first children ’ s book . Today , I send them off to be professionally reviewed before i try to find a publisher . I ’ m just proud I finished it the way I want . It ’ s been 5 years in the making ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow Emily that ’ s fantastic , can ’ t wait to learn / here / see more of this creative endeavour", "id": "twitter_833"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#Megalithic #Stonehenge #StonehengeAnything Stonehenge breakthrough ? ‘ Real function ’ of prehistoric monument exposed in new theory ", "#Stonehenge #StonehengeAnything #megalithic These theory's are just words , no ! I found a & ( see next thread ) ", "#StonehengeAnything #megalithic #archeology From The World 🌍 It's Found ! 👉 etc of our past ❗"], "response": "@USER 👀 thanks for the first response & #RETWEEET of this #historical event 👏 ... l have a long #memory 🐘 Years have passed while I've waited for conformation to a final I'd made using this ... The results are etc ❕", "id": "twitter_834"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You must ’ ve missed it when I was talking positively about royal rumble or the parts of raw , or on Wednesday . It ’ s almost as if I tweet what ’ s good and what ’ s bad . WWE isn ’ t perfect . AEW isn ’ t perfect . No company perfect . No company should be protected from valid criticism ", "@USER Dude I randomly found you like 20 minutes ago and frankly I don't care enough to go on your profile . But if what you're saying is true then I'm glad I'm wrong about you . But from what I've seen from our interactions ? ? ? You're a jaded troll .", "@USER Excuse me , you came into MY mentions . Fck off", "@USER As I said I randomly found you . And this is the most fun I've had on Twitter in a looooong time . 😁"], "response": "@USER @USER Lol you called him a troll have you seen your profile", "id": "twitter_835"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["They aren ’ t sending their best folks ! #lowenergy ", "@USER Imagine losing an argument and then bragging about it lol MAGA", "@USER What argument did you make ? You salty you couldn ’ t understand the words ? 😅", "@USER That i'm not racist . I mean really if you wanted to make a case of anything against me the correct path would have been \" nationalist \" because if the show was in french it would have been equally as weird to me.And no i'm not salty , I wish i could understand it , weird choice tho", "@USER Bro white people don ’ t get to decide what ’ s racist . Get with it ! ", "@USER And there it is . After all this the only person to say something racist is the person who called another person racist , while supporting an actual racist that is racist against their own people ."], "response": "@USER is that you called me a person . Must ’ ve graduated from bot school . 😇 #trollingforthewin ", "id": "twitter_836"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER One time I picked Zaxbys and found out midway through lunch that she didn ’ t like Zaxbys and therefore she didn ’ t order anything and had to watch me eat . So I ’ m done picking", "@USER @USER @USER I consider that fault ... I mean you gotta speak up ... so no foul there bro . 🤣"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Listen here Steven ! ! I know I ’ ve only met you one time but I figured we were homies ! I mean yeah it ’ s my fault but you gotta back me up man !", "id": "twitter_837"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" Gender critical \" \" feminism \" is rooted in , misogyny and white supremacy , and it's the babe of the far right . Here's some snippets from the account that just responded to my tweet about sexual violence ...", "The Tommy Robinson ( sic ) style framing that it is only men of colour who are sexual predators . They now extend this to trans women , but never , ever white men . "], "response": "\" Bitch \" - there's no misogyny there at all . ", "id": "twitter_838"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Navy with the savage burn against the West Point graduate who advocated for communism in uniform . #ArmyNavyGame ", "@USER Who cares , they will remain invaders all their lives . 😂 👌 ", "@USER @USER I am very glad that you are enjoying the freedom of speech that I served my country to protect . And , ya know , all the other benefits of living in a free society . "], "response": "@USER @USER Wow ! You even responded with the exact same argument that meme is trying to deconstruct , well done 👍", "id": "twitter_839"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sooooooo , when is Pit Bull ’ s appearance ? ? ? I didn ’ t think there was ever a musical event in Miami without him #SuperBowl . Sincerely ,", "@USER You didn ’ t miss anything . If you want you can call me up and I ’ ll say “ dah ” into the phone 11-12 times . Same thing ."], "response": "@USER lol . I was more shocked than anything", "id": "twitter_840"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Eleven years ago today , near the bottom of the worst recession in generations , I signed the Recovery Act , paving the way for more than a decade of economic growth and the longest streak of job creation in American history . ", "@USER How much did you get paid to poison our schools with common core ? You gave them $ 350 million in tax money and got a $ 65 million kickback in return ... and math scores plummeting . I hope your Martha ’ s Island mansion was worth dumbing down American children . ", "@USER @USER Poison LOL you really are dumb blonde ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Proof that common core is so effective .", "id": "twitter_841"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CBP Officers at VA . Airport Intercept Dead Birds in Passenger Baggage from China - ", "@USER Who the FUUK travels with a suitcase full of dead birds ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I like the heads just laying there .", "id": "twitter_842"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Meek talking about “ see you soon ” ... nigga musta 4gotten how hard he had to fight to get that probation off .", "@USER Just praying he doesn't go physical the next time they jam . Need him to stay outta prison"], "response": "@USER Homie acting like he still stuck on Nicki despite Milano being preform ... a real g gotta take the high road but unfortunately , my philly Brodie acting like that twitterfinger they tagging him .", "id": "twitter_843"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The absolute irony of Andrew Scheer telling anyone they should check their privilege ... ", "@USER Hate him all you want but he isn't wrong that these protestors are costing people their jobs . They're also intimidating and obstructing elected officials from doing their jobs ."], "response": "@USER Not sure where I sit on the legality of the protests ( would take research ) but I agree with their cause . But literally the point is just that Scheer doesn't have a leg to stand on here ... used funds for his kids private school education & has never checked his privilege", "id": "twitter_844"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I remember when Bernie Sanders had a heart attack last year and some conservatives on Twitter were laughing about it ... Now Rush Limbaugh has cancer and some liberals are happy about it ... Political spitballing is fun , but don't lose your soul & humanity . It's not worth it . 🙏 🏾", "@USER Bernie Sanders is actually a good person , Rush Limbaugh is pure evil . I'm tired of our society well wishing old white men ."], "response": "@USER @USER You have kids ... this is the shame of it . #compassion #understanding is what you should be implementing or the exemplary instead of your hierarchy of good and evil", "id": "twitter_845"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER ok and if i send them for free ? don ’ t need the rate 👀 👀 👀", "@USER It ’ s appreciated but my DM ’ s are only accepting nudes from one person at this time"], "response": "@USER ooooo #worthashot get it trev ! ! full support", "id": "twitter_846"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#MustWatch #ShaheenBagh protesters open up barricades to let a Hindu funeral procession pass . Please show it to the anti nationals who call Shaheen Baghis anti nationals . ", "@USER Were they intending to stop it ? They ‘ let ’ a ‘ Hindu ’ funeral procession pass ? What ’ s this ?", "@USER No . They were not intending to block it :) Just like #ShaheenBagh protesters never tried blocking ambulances etc . ' This ' is to check the fake narrative many tried their best to build that #ShaheenBagh protesters block ambulances etc ."], "response": "@USER @USER What was the blockade for if they are kot blocking anything ?", "id": "twitter_847"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Today we honor the life and legacy of #TrayvonMartin ", "@USER Trayvon Martin Florida will always love and cherish your memory . You will always be a son of Sandford Florida . 1 love for eternity ❤", "@USER I'm a Floridian . My stomping grounds was Sandford Florida . A HOODIE is no reason to stero type anyone it was raining that day . Point blank Trayvon was stalked all because of ( WWB ) Walking While Black . Stop the madness . #wwb #BlackLivesMatter #TrayvonMartin", "@USER @USER Listen to the 911 call . GZ did not make the 911 call because of what TM was wearing . He made the call because of how TM was acting . TM is dead because of how he chose to act .", "@USER @USER TM was acting like any child walking from a store and it began to rain . I don't care if TM walked zigg zag he was stereo typed . ( WWB ) While Walking Black , GZ could've made a better judgement call . I'm stating my view not here for a debate . #AllLivesMatter #hoodie #TrayvonMartin ✊", "@USER @USER That is your view and there is nothing wrong with you having that view . The same as GZ had a view that warranted him to call 911 .", "@USER @USER I'm glad we live in a Country where we can agree to disagree and move on . 👍", "@USER @USER What is better is that you can learn the truth and not just someone else's view . And when you do learn the truth a load will be lifted from your heart ."], "response": "@USER @USER Only God knows the real truth unfortunately we won't . Be at peace and share love it will make a difference . #Peace #kindness", "id": "twitter_848"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["State and local law enforcement are on the front lines combatting the opioid epidemic . It's imperative they have the resources they need to keep our communities safe .", "In my meeting today with @USER & the IL Drug Enforcement Officers Association , I reiterated my support for increased Byrne-JAG funding & better regulation by @USER to lower the risk of illicit diversion & abuse of opioids ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Please keep #PainPatients in mind . I have stage IV cancer , been on the same pain meds 5 + years , now because I've switched to medicare they only approved 7 - day * dr has more paper work . I'll spend MORE time at the pharmacy even though I'm an established terminal cancer pt .", "id": "twitter_849"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER every lawyer in the Senate who voted against witnesses , after it was disclosed that Trump's lead defense counsel lied throughout the proceedings , should be disbarred along with Pat Cipollone @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Where and when was that revealed ?", "@USER @USER @USER I believe ( though could be wrong ) the NYT reported it was in the copy of his book sent to the White House . Not only that , Parnas sent a letter saying what he'd testify to if called , and that included both Rep . Nunes and Sen . Graham being involved from the beginning ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So basically , a leak to the NYT that's been unconfirmed and a letter from a guy currently indicted for fraud . Solid evidence , they should totally be disbarred . 👌 👍", "id": "twitter_850"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I know I ’ m not the only writer who gets their best ideas in the shower , so guys , can we unpack this a little bit ? What is it about hot water + nudity that = creative inspiration ? ?", "@USER I also experience this and was finally forced to get waterproof paper as my middle aged brain kept losing the ideas before the shower was finished . 👵 🏼 "], "response": "@USER @USER Hold up . Where does one get waterproof shower paper ? ? ? #musthave", "id": "twitter_851"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Recorded in 1979 in a garage in Goring and Streatley and released Nov 2nd 1980 . I would have liked to have had the opportunity to have re mastered it but these guys have done a good job and now The Anvil is also available ", "@USER The Best Debut Album ... ever ... thank you @USER @USER and the other artists who helped create this masterpiece ...", "@USER @USER @USER Gosh Rusty , you told me off for writing the sleeve notes for these reissues and told me I wasn't allowed to promote them on your social media . Isn't hindsight a wonderful thing ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Who is Steve Pafford ? Who are Rubellen Remasters ? The work has been done 40 years ago . And the best remastering in the world can be hired for $ 1k . UMG should have done it with Midge Ure & Rusty Egan instead they licenced OUR WORK . I think Midge and I know how to make records"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I have absolutely no idea who Steve Pafford is . Maybe the one you used to invite to your small and intimate DJing jobs at the Groucho ? I'll have to dig out the photos", "id": "twitter_852"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Proud to help out this Toronto Blockchain Week ! Anyone have a wishlist of what they like to happen during the Toronto Blockchain Week ? ", "@USER Yes would really like to see a session on #EnergyWeb #Carbon blockchains @USER @USER"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER We're looking forward to listing the excellent events this group puts together ! ( Alongside the amazing stuff is hosting )", "id": "twitter_853"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Minus 10 on the boards in the first", "@USER @USER @USER Plus two on the scoreboard in the first .", "@USER @USER @USER Just pointing out that rebounding isn ’ t everything . But sure . It ’ s fine . If they had shot better they ’ d be up 12 .", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly , lucky we are playing the Pelicans with this strategy", "@USER @USER @USER It ain ’ t really working against pelicans"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because of MDA ’ s stubbornness not to play anyone over 6 ’ 6 we will struggle to beat any team . We have to simply outscore people to win with no rebounding or defense .", "id": "twitter_854"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hazel : Mum is gone for 24 hours ! Remy : I don ’ t want to look . 😿 ", "@USER Dont worry she will be back . Who could leave you two ♥ ️ ♥ ️ ♥ ️", "@USER Mum had a hard time leaving ... it ’ s been nearly six years since she has been away from us ! ! We be okay . We have the bestus kitty sitter ever ! 😸 - Hazel and Remy"], "response": "@USER @USER Ooo , double trauma for you and Mom ! I couldn't do it , unless I left you at a #CountryCatHouse , here in Kendall . Only place my cats have ever been away from me , ever ! After all , \" HOME IS WHERE MY CATS ARE . \" #PRECIOUSMOMENTS Pesto is busy doing grooming . 🐈 🐾 ", "id": "twitter_855"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Is bitcoin going to finally stay above 10k ? Is BSV really BTC ?", "@USER BSV is NOT BTC , there ’ s a semi-sophisticated social media group that is trying to pump BSV and make people believe it ’ s creator is Satoshi . There is zero proof of this . Trust me on this Jon , the people promoting BSV are the definition of fraudulent shills ."], "response": "@USER @USER Its easy to see who the real scammers . Self proclaimed pros who exist only on some internet fantasy land in their little chairs with small offices . Real world business savvy right there . DYOR . ", "id": "twitter_856"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My traveling entourage , selflessly promoting my public appearances , outside , as they occur . ", "@USER Im not saying members of the Satanic Temple are not real Satanists or anything , but what you guys do is NOT satanic .", "@USER @USER Perhaps your definition of \" Satanic \" needs updating ...", "@USER @USER @USER One is literally a joke , and one is an actual religion . Learn the difference . Roping Satanism into your politics isn't Satanic ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow . You managed 3 whole sentences without one factual statement .", "id": "twitter_857"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Why did this guy in Shangai say \" it's like HIV \" They know about this ! Before hand ! Also question those suggesting HIV medication . Less likely but possible . ", "@USER @USER Why are you saying that he said \" it's like HIV \" when he very clearly did not say anything like that ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Nearly on par with HIV and this is interpretation in English Translation", "id": "twitter_858"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["JUST REMINISCING ! ! ! Last week was a BLAST ! ! ! An Experience I will never forget ! ! ! Wow ! ! ! Thank you @USER Cheese Shred , @USER , and most importantly , God for such a Blessed Weekend ! ! ! Oh ... and Thank … ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh no you support Fox and Friends . I ’ m now mad at myself for retweeting you so much . Time to unfollow ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hey Bob . Sorry to hear you feel this way . However , I hope if someone blesses you with something openly , you thank them openly no matter what differences or different opinions you may have with them . God Bless ya !", "id": "twitter_859"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Forget the Black guy they stuck in the aisle . Are these hats photoshopped ? ", "@USER Surprising they would all travel in the same aircraft .", "@USER @USER The football players tried to take the field , but the marching band refused to yield 🎵", "@USER @USER And they were singing 🎤 bye bye Miss American Lie ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wasn't yesterday , actually the anniversary of the day the music died ? February 3rd , 1959", "id": "twitter_860"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hey ! #RaiderNation So , all this Tom Brady news , and I think its probably a little more inflated news . Let's take the temperature . If the @USER sign Tom Brady \" I will ... \" #GORAIDERS ! ! ( Please Retweet like to get as many votes on this as possible )", "@USER @USER I think it ’ s more about his agent upping the ante for TB ... Put the rumor out , have teams fight for him , he ends up staying and gaining $ 5 mill more than they originally offered ... ANTICS ! !", "@USER @USER 30M Vegas dollars is more than 30M MA dollars . I am sure TB is going to squeeze out every penny . He can always get a sponsorship with Depends - \" They can absorb even the toughest hits \" ( TB smiling ) 🥴"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Forget about #TomShady . 30M is too much money for a has-been . Let NE waste the money . And keep remember that if he play one more year , Eli make HOF before him .", "id": "twitter_861"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["5:30 kick off has put my match day routine completely out of kilter ! ! #AllOverTheShop", "@USER I should set off now to avoid the traffic delays 😂 #A52 #chaos 🍺 🍻 #COYR", "@USER Long time in the pub ... But then again ! ! 👍"], "response": "@USER Remember to give us a 👋 🏻 🤪 . We will be looking out for you 📺 🧐 #massive #nffc", "id": "twitter_862"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Can ’ t correct you ... you ARE correct ", "@USER But in 5 or 10 years with currrent growth and no spare capacity what will the service be like ?", "@USER @USER With Brexit we will have spare capacity .", "@USER @USER That's a real possibility - might put the kybosh on any infrastructure projects for a long time ."], "response": "@USER @USER Pretty much on everything That ’ s what a massive negative supply shock does to govt finances Our debt to GDP will look like Italy ’ s soon Lucky for us the Conservatives are in power right ?", "id": "twitter_863"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["almost 48h after loosing my bag and non stop chat and request for updates @USER tell me they can ’ t get a hold of their own people in Miami . Asking for 24 more hours . This is a joke right . #fail #dontflyunited #untited ", "@USER We sincerely apologize for the continued frustration that's being caused by not having your bag . We know it's important to get it to you , and we will continue to work to limit your time without your bag as much as possible . ^ RB"], "response": "@USER I am really feeling confident that you guys are on it and doing everything you can .", "id": "twitter_864"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": [". @USER is calling for a stop to teachers \" indoctrinating \" students with information about gender fluidity , sexting , non-traditional sex , and climate change . #9Today ", "@USER @USER Maths . Science . English . = 💩 house Premature gender studies = 💯 % 👌 Anyone seeing a problem with Australia's current focus on education ?", "@USER @USER @USER WTF are you on ? are you for basic maths , english , science and learning our 1900 constitution ? or , a left wing nutter and root anything that moves ? #JustAsking", "@USER @USER @USER You do realise I'm pointing out the current atrocious state of the Australian education system , yes ? Perhaps I should have used the / sarcasm tag ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry , my error , yes is a must with our #Auustralian humour . Sorry I didn't spot it and flipped my lid :)", "id": "twitter_865"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Isn ’ t @USER forgetting we have to fix this housing crisis because he and Fianna Fáil caused it ? ! #vmtvdebate #ge2020", "@USER @USER @USER Bull ! You can't say FF were at fault in 2011 for building too many houses and then , after NINE YEARS of FG , try blame FF for FGs complete failure on housing . This kinda rubbish doesn't wash with the electorate . They're not fools !", "@USER @USER @USER No that ’ s all wrong . The housing crisis has been caused by a lack of housing supply and a lack of labour supply due to workers leaving country . All exacerbated by a lack of credit caused by the 2008 recession . All of which Fianna Fáil had a huge part in .", "@USER @USER @USER Bull again . You're arguing with the wrong guy . Construction is my game . There are construction workers here but they're all building hotels and commercial properties . Not in domestic construction . Stop talking rubbish ! It's FG that have decided not to invest in housing .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m afraid you started this argument . And I have an economics degree , something of which you clearly and your party have no grasp", "@USER @USER @USER \" I have an economics degree \" . Congrats , now say the next line ; \" do you want fries with that ? \" . You clearly know SFA about my industry and claiming we don't have people working in it currently is evidence of that !", "@USER @USER @USER Is there a prob with a BA degree ? MM also has one ... is he saying \" do you want fries with that ? \" #AnIrelandForAll", "@USER @USER @USER TBF , there WAS a lack of supply . In Ireland , an average of 40K houses need to be built per year to meet demand on the housing mkt . What I'm pulling u on , is \" do you want fries with that \" comment . Theres no need . #JustSaying 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER It's the oldest joke from any 3rd level in the country . If you're going to be so easily offended on that & displaying such indignant ignorance of said joke , do it on someone else's time ! It was in direct response to the lack of experience trying to arrogantly tell me my industry ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ok , cool . But yet no comment on the whole demand / supply argument", "id": "twitter_866"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": [". @USER on why she ’ s “ polarizing ” : “ Our political system is not designed for people like us . They ’ re not designed for working people to succeed , for young people , for women , for people of color . ” Unlike others , \" rich men are not the center of my universe . \" ", "@USER AOC claims billionaires behind companies like Amazon and Walmart became rich by \" underpaying their workers . \" \" I don't think \" these billionaires \" should exist . \" "], "response": "@USER @USER Yes , it's probably better that they created no jobs at all . 🤔", "id": "twitter_867"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ Let ’ s get back to that Fox News bear alert … \" ", "@USER @USER i was mad when they cut away tbh", "@USER @USER also * puts on bear expert hat * despite its brownish color it's more likely a black bear , since there aren't any actual brown bears ( grizzlies ) left in California , although there's efforts to reintroduce it since it's literally on their flag : ", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s weird - looking at video then looking at this poster , the Bear seems to have the head of a black bear but the shoulder hump and low hips of the grizzly . But then I ’ ve never been the most visually-oriented person . ", "@USER @USER @USER That was a black bear . We don ’ t have grizzzlies in California"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah I saw that but just saying that going by the characteristics noted on the poster I ’ d come up with a grizzly ’ s body with a black bear head . Call the UFO guys ! I bet aliens did it ! ( ... and just in case : ) ", "id": "twitter_868"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The bpas Finsbury Park clinic this morning . No problems with anti-abortion groups before and now there are 45 protesters outside . This is a direct result of @USER ’ s refusal to take action - giving the impression that harassing women outside clinics is acceptable . #BackOff ", "If you have come across the anti-abortion protesters in Stroud Green this morning and you want to share your experience ( whether you were visiting the clinic or not ) , you can share your experience with us here #BackOff @USER @USER "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER As early as possible , as late as necessary ! Leave these women alone , no one ever stayed pregnant because religious zealots were protesting outside of a clinic to choose", "id": "twitter_869"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What is your favorite short poem ?", "@USER I smoked a pack of Camels yesterday . Whatever happens , happens anyway . - - William Harmon", "@USER @USER Is this from the same Bill Harmon that teaches at UNC Chapel Hill ? God , I loved that man ’ s classes ."], "response": "@USER @USER Love him . And learned so so much . I still regale people with stories of how he compared T . S . Eliot ’ s Four Quartets to Super Mario Brothers and used it as a tax write off for his Nintendo . . He took poetry seriously and yet not at the same time .", "id": "twitter_870"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Democrat presidential Sen . Amy Klobuchar said at a recent stop , that English should not be the official language of the U . S . even though the flip-flop Amy voted for a pro-English language bill during her time in senate . Now , she ’ s against the amendment which she voted for in 2007 .", "@USER Klobuchar was right the first time : English IS our national language . It is also the international language of business . She must be pandering to immigrants who do not want to assimilate ."], "response": "@USER @USER Choosing a national language is racist ! ! ! Amy is right on ( with her comb , instead of a fork ) ! ! ! #RacistDerangementSyndrome #Pandering", "id": "twitter_871"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["All of Katie Hopkins ' tweets have been deleted and she appears to be locked out of her account ", "@USER Can Rachel Riley tweet what she likes ? ? ? Not really bothered about either woman but just seeing if what ’ s good for one surely it ’ s the same for the other ? ? #Fair", "@USER @USER @USER you ought to take an interest , KT speaks good stuff . Thats why they want her closed down .", "@USER @USER @USER No . She spreads hate and division ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sure ... And #Stormzy spreads love , peace & civility with his songs ! #fuckstormzy", "id": "twitter_872"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["And just like that , the Bernie Sanders campaign is attacking Palmer Report on Twitter . Guess this means Bernie isn ’ t going to be disavowing his goons any time soon . I forgot his campaign is run by goons . David Sirota is one of the shittiest . ", "@USER You dont know how the internet works , do you ? ", "@USER @USER Your old savior officially lost Iowa", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , I'm sure you consider getting two more delegates and decidedly losing the popular vote is considered \" winning \" for your #WhiteObama savior ... and you had to rely on his campaign to get those two delegates by rigging a fucking voting app . ", "@USER @USER @USER Are leftist trash gonna kneel before president Clinton or nah ? In case your two brain cells can ’ t understand , dDelegate is the win parameter in caucus , PV doesn ’ t mean squat .", "@USER @USER @USER Bern is the one pushing for caucus in the first place . Great self own 😂 Are you trash gonna kneel before popular vote winner Hillary ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Actually , no . “ Bern ” realizes that the caucus is problematic just like everyone else . You ’ re misinformed , which is shocking since you seem so well-informed otherwise . And no . We are not going to kneel before Hillary Clinton . She ’ s not a monarch . #yougotmommyissues", "id": "twitter_873"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#Mercury planet of #Facts , #Information , , is changing signs , , leaving sidereal sign of , and entering sidereal , sign of the . ", "#Astrology pattern of #Mercury entering sidereal #Aquarius happens just before the and would appear to favor", "@USER I thought you said the Iowa caucus happens right after Venus enters Pisces . You also said Venus in Pisces would seem to favor someone less revolutionary ( like Biden ) because Venus is more traditional", "@USER In #Astrology , 2 things can be True at the same time . #Venus in #Pisces wants fuzzy warm familiarity =p robability of voting for . Simultaneously , in Biden's own , transiting is directly opposed to his natal , = Limits on his Good Fortune .", "@USER And , along with #Venus in #Pisces & #Saturn hurting Biden's good fortune , planet of Making Choices = today enters sidereal Aquarius , sign of Social , which seems to favor . already leaning towards . ", "@USER I keep forgetting vedic astrologers use sidereal charts . I need to remember that . Anyway , when looking at Bernie Sanders's natal chart ( via Western Astrology ) using the 12:27 pm birth time , I noticed Sanders has transiting Neptune opposing his sun right now which isn't good"], "response": "@USER #Neptune can go either positive or negative . It's the planet of #Imagination , #Idealism , , but also , , , , . Neptune moves very slowly ; its influence will extend for most of the year . The 12:27 BT for Sanders is suspect", "id": "twitter_874"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#France to ban #culling of unwanted male #chicks by end of 2021 . Of course the proposers don ’ t propose to give these a home ? And they will not want AB engineered biological solution , so what will happen to them - solutions are ‘ expected ’ ", "@USER @USER Egg scanning for fertility and sex would be compliant and efficient . I heard it is in late stage development already .", "@USER @USER I am always skeptical about nearly ready technologies and the scale up issues . However , I am sure that had nothing to do with this decision .", "@USER @USER @USER Why does it matter if they can sex the eggs 2 days before they hatch or after they hatch to the animal rights people ? Does it change the morals if the chick is killed just before hatching or just after ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But before hatching #chicks are not #fluffy and 😳 !", "id": "twitter_875"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#NCHexcels Chief Nurse Fellows meeting to share their project progress and experience @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning superstars ! ! Have a great time sharing and learning this morning"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What an amazing group of nurses to hear about your work .", "id": "twitter_876"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Nothing like treating yourself to a bus ride home after running 16.75 miles 🤪 👊 😂 #thisishowiroll #marathontraining #sunday 💪 🏃 ‍ ️ ", "@USER @USER Wow that ’ s amazing , well done nell , you deserve a bus ride back , I should have been resting today after #redjanuary , 34 days of running , minimum of 5k a day , 154miles for 2020 already ! Just over 10k done today 😁 👊 🏼"], "response": "@USER @USER Thanks 🤗 It ’ s the simple things that help get us through our marathon training for sure 💪 Wow , you ’ re on a roll now , well done . #nostoppingyounow 👊 💪 🙌", "id": "twitter_877"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m outside with my headphones on , looking at my phone , and a man came up very close and started to talk to me . I looked up at him and said “ I ’ m wearing headphones and I don ’ t want to talk to you . ” The look he gave me as he walked away was fucking terrifying .", "@USER It ’ s not solely about women . I ’ ve had women grope me randomly , talk to me , getting in my face . I suppose that ’ s okay when a woman does it to a man . If I were to say “ I don ’ t want to talk , please leave , ” I ’ d be told I was abusing or assaulting them . Gender roles are not singular ."], "response": "@USER @USER What were you wearing , Ralph ? How much did you have to drink ? Are you sure you aren ’ t misinterpreting what happened ? 🤔", "id": "twitter_878"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER No , of course not , and I wouldn't want him to do so . As long as the SNP don't get a majority , I'll settle for that .", "@USER @USER We need the SNP out of power , and somebody decent to run Scotland , we ’ ll never thrive whilst the Nationalists have control"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yayyyy ... Let's return to a Labour run Country ( because the Tories won't have a chance in Scotland ) ... It was wonderful ... You don't know , or understand just how lucky you are Anne ! ! ! 🤔", "id": "twitter_879"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["NPR reporter barred by State Department days after Pompeo Ukraine interview ", "@USER Good ! She was completely in the wrong and proves for the millionth time you can't believe anything reporters say ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , she has a lot of nerve as a reporter asking questions that Pompeo doesn ’ t want to answer ! !", "id": "twitter_880"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It is the weekend , be a happy person ! ", "@USER 💕 This fills my #warrior heart . I wonder , as hate-filled as my TwitterEdu was this past week , from people judging who they think others are by a few tweets & the hate they give instead of lovingly EDUCATE each other how this goes over . #Kindness #EDUwithLove", "@USER Heather , never let negative people bring you into their world of negativity ! I think of these when they try ! #BeAwesome ❤ ️ 👍 🌟 ", "@USER Thanks 💕 I love these & will share . No worries though . I am good about keeping my feed mostly free from the #hate of others : the anti-kindness , anti-nice , anti-forgiving movement . When folks need to learn about equity , meeting them with disdain-who would want to learn from that ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Me too ! @USER she started it & that is how I found out what it was . She is #StarfishClub #Inspire Anyone who does not know the Starfish story , here it is ! 🌟 👍 💖 🍀 ", "id": "twitter_881"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I'm in Liverpool which normally lets fireworks off for the flimsiest reason , but tonight 11,00 pm came and went , not a single solitary sound I'm delighted to report ! It's an ominous silence !", "@USER Not even a ' Sparkler ' in #Sheffield - this 100 yards from a Spoons ... 🤔", "@USER @USER Ah wonderful Sheffield , I ❤ ️ you when I lived there and I ❤ ️ you now"], "response": "@USER @USER It is indeed Recent exhibition at Millennium Gallery #Sheffield .. says it all \" You can't kill the spirit \" @USER ", "id": "twitter_882"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sunday afternoon thought : it ’ s fascinating to see some folk whose opinions have been heavily criticized for flawed science or misrepresentations convince themselves instead that it ’ s their honesty & stand on integrity that makes them unpopular . Pro tip : it ’ s not .", "@USER The greenhouse effect is flawed science . Trace gases behave like light bulbs except the light is invisible and enough heat the atmosphere an extra 33K . The atmosphere equals 66.56 C with every particle equal to 1.38 E - 23 joules . Irradiance increases particle energy not trace gases . "], "response": "@USER @USER \" Irradiance increases particle energy not trace gases . \" Nobel prize material .", "id": "twitter_883"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#NirbhayaCase | Hearing begins at Delhi's Patiala House Court on a plea seeking issuance of a new death warrant against the four convicts in the case . More on and NDTV 24x7", "#NirbhayaCase | Court informed that one of the death row convict , Vinay Sharma , is on hunger strike . ( PTI ) More on and NDTV 24x7", "#NirbhayaCase | Mukesh , a convict in the case , tells the court he doesn ’ t want to be represented by advocate Vrinda Grover , amicus appointed by Judge . ( PTI ) More on and NDTV 24x7", "#NirbhayaCase | Special Public Prosecutor Rajiv Mohan apprises the court about the current status of the case and also states that 3 out of 4 convicts in the case have exhausted their legal remedies . ( ANI ) More on and NDTV 24x7"], "response": "@USER Release all of them and ask them to do #social work .", "id": "twitter_884"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Some trash left in the bikelane @USER @USER - maybe you can send someone to pick it up ? Oh wait ... ", "@USER @USER Hello , what type of garbage is this ? Loose litter , bagged garbage ? Also , where is this bike lane located so we can report this ? ^ de", "@USER @USER It ’ s a god damn City of Toronto truck in a bikelane while the driver getting coffee ... do you even read or look at pictures ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER This City ( and I use the term loosely ) gets better every day .", "id": "twitter_885"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is where every other candidate should be asked if they agree with this and why or why not . ", "@USER $ 100 dollar minimum wage . See , I can do this too !"], "response": "@USER What even is money other than some oppressive tool by the oligarchy ?", "id": "twitter_886"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Going through some old kit in readiness to love house next week and stumbled across a couple of letters this one being in recognition for tackling a car fire in Colchester back in ‘ 09 #essexpolice #specialconstabulary ", "@USER My mum was in the Specials for over 20 years - unsung heroes", "@USER True story mate and a funny coincidence so was my mum", "@USER They all do an amazing job usually at weekends when the going is really tough"], "response": "@USER Absolutely Friday and Saturday nights all over the UK will have a huge amount of front line #policing looked after and bolstered by #specialconstables I have tremendous pride and support for these men and women who give up their time and saftey for the public", "id": "twitter_887"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ But it turns out that our institutions need us as much as we need them ; they need the American people to protect them or they will be hollowed out over time , unable to serve and protect our country . ” Former Ambassador Marie L . Yovanovitch in Washington Post today )", "@USER Seriously you need to sit down"], "response": "@USER @USER Yes . So glad he kept the public informed about Hillary's emails , right up until the election .", "id": "twitter_888"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thought Coach Tuck had a lot more character than to screw over a program that gave him a life changing opportunity . Wretched move ", "@USER If you had a chance to be closer to your family . Coach in the conference that you grew up in and DOUBLE your salary ? ? I guess I have bad character too because it ’ s a no brainer ."], "response": "@USER @USER Damn Dustin , don't you know you're supposed to have blind loyalty , no matter how soul crushing it may be , how little you make , wether your family is happy or not . Get with it Fox", "id": "twitter_889"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Nobody must ever ask 90s babies why we are the way that we are . ", "@USER People think the financial crash broke us ... But we've been a long time in the making 😂", "@USER Also off topic are u watching charmed again ? I gave up - told myself never again", "@USER I haven't given up ... But I haven't gone back . 🙈 I wanted a love arc but not like that . It should have been a background story . Not this dark lighter nonsense . The show is about the Charmed Ones , not some ladies and the men who love them 🙄", "@USER Its become that ... lol i applaud ur resolve", "@USER It's bad . They had Harry running around trying to find his evil twin who was obsessed with Macy because ... Harry is in love with Macy . I just - it was a lot , and not in the nice way . Serious Sleepy Hollow flashbacks .", "@USER Yeah harry is the focus of the show and i didnt sign up for that", "@USER We recognise this content . We did not subscribe for it .", "@USER This is cw lol and the found a way to make it about the guy lmao 😂 so much for the feminist angle", "@USER That's what happens when it's an angle and not a genuine principle , I guess . A literal bait and switch . They draw you in with a story about three sisters , their growth journey and magic , then you get a story about a dude being in love with a chick . And magic .", "@USER I think the story is fine and could even have been great ... In a later season . Maybe S4 . I mean , Macy literally lost someone close to her , became the Source's vessel and was saved by filial love in the season finale and in S2 we get ANOTHER dangerous love arc ? FFS let her live ."], "response": "@USER Lol dont u know women cnt exist with out a man in their lives ( before i get attacked )", "id": "twitter_890"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Still can't get over that a Vice reporter , in a video on \" smart guns \" helping prevent accidental shootings , decided to it was a good idea to point a Thompson , that had a drug mag in , at his cameraman , pull the trigger , and then say , \" I didn't think it was going to do that . \" ", "@USER Absolute , indisputable proof that it is always the person / idiot behind the gun , and not the gun itself ..", "@USER @USER So we should have background checks and trigger locks to keeps guns out of the hands of the mentally I'll and criminals , correct ? That's all progressives like me want"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Please describe \" mentally ill . \" Specifically . Provably . Without any wiggle room . Go . ( I'll start : those who tweet typos . Bet I could get a mob rule on that one . Oooh ... transgenders , they're mentally ill and should not be able to defend themselves , right ? Your turn . )", "id": "twitter_891"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It's time to bring out the inner poet in you , using the words ' ' Love ' ' and ' ' Sterling ' ' , send a love letter to your significant other . Legoo ! #LoveMonth #Sterling ", "@USER Black Rose They call me a red rose , braided with stains of #sterling ; Riddled with enormous thorns , to some a bit menacing ; They call me a red rose , dark and threaded with pain ; Stained with the blood of raindrops , a short fuse tipped with lightning ; They call me a red rose ,", "@USER petals laced with shadows ; No one every really sees me ; They just question me , my everything They call me a red rose , a poem in a world done reading ; Punk fluorescent glows , a black light for hidden prose .", "@USER It's necessary to proceed with a pledge , to give our relationship a new edge . No longer should we hedge . I have a ring for you that I've been saving . It's a flower crafted from diamonds , and sterling silver . It's a symbol of a unique , that didn't wilt or die . When you"], "response": "@USER agree to face life together with me , the ring will become yours to safeguard and keep , awakening , becoming once again deep . Apart , now a couple , on this memorable day , Tasked now by a promise , to become more #sterling , then short term fun and play .", "id": "twitter_892"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["ICYMI : The Virginia Legislature has voted to approve bills that would allow cities to remove Confederate statues in public spaces . State law has banned any modifications to the monuments . ", "@USER Virginia ’ s gone crazy . They ’ re losing all their rights . @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER How is causing people to lose their rights ? Oh I can't want to hear Lindsay's logic on this . ", "@USER @USER @USER How about we start with the right to express a dissenting opinion . We could then continue with the right to keep and bear arms , which the legislature there seems bent on destroying . Then there's the right of a child to live , which would set on a shelf and let expire .", "@USER @USER @USER Removing a confederate statute has caused you to lose your 2nd amendment rights ? Get real . How many guns have you had taken away ? Nobody is destroying the 2nd amd . chicken little . You obviously failed science class if you can't tell the difference between a fetus & a baby .", "@USER @USER @USER The cause is in the mentality . The same folks who see no problem with removing history will see no problem with removing natural rights . And , if you'll notice , I said nothing about babies . ", "@USER @USER @USER The statues can be a double edges sword . If one doesn't like what the statues stand for , they can become cornerstones on which to teach lessons . It is the blindness the blindness of those who remove things which prevents them from seeing this .", "@USER @USER @USER Removing a statue doesn't affect history in that manner . The history is still there . You can't even admit to why they were put up in the first place .", "@USER @USER @USER I realize what they represent . There ’ s just no need to state the obvious . But we ’ ve moved on ... and it is history . If it ’ s not that big of a deal then why are they even discussing it . You can ’ t erase the past . You learn from it ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Your #WhitePrivilege allows you to tell others to move on or it's not a big deal and yet you whine about not having a white history month . ", "id": "twitter_893"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dear friends . Thank you for all of your prayers and support . I you all . It ’ s over now . Thank you . I love you . 😢", "@USER Is there anything we can do for his family ? Especially his brother . Or for you ."], "response": "@USER Thanks SO much for ur thoughts . I ’ ve posted a link to help the family . His brother will be fine . I ’ ve taken him under my wing to support him . I guess the only thing for me is helping share the message of loving kids . Let ’ s get thousands of followers to share our message . 💚", "id": "twitter_894"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Bugger , ran out of Kalamata olives , good job I had another jar full of x large ones and 4 jars of Empeltre olives to resort too . It's a harsh cruel world out there !", "I must say the Empeltre olives are way better than the Kalamata , much fruitier with more flavour but if you want a smoked olive the Kalamata's your fruit . #FirstWorldProblems", "@USER Did you stockpile olives ? I just have tuna and bogroll .", "@USER Got a cupboard full of bogroll , Pai Mu Tan Tea ( it comes in thru Germany , I rotate bags as I buy fresh ) toothpaste , soap , ibuprofen ( since anyone over 50 lives on them )"], "response": "@USER @USER What about beans and tinned tomatoes ? I've got a garage full .", "id": "twitter_895"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My favorite tech reads . All recommendations . Huge bias for #SparkChange ( I ’ m in it ☺ ️ ) . No fear tactics , just good advice for tech , teaching , and being human . And great examples of #digcit in action #ICANHELP @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks friend ! I ’ m happy you ’ ve got a starring role thanks to 💥 #SparkChange"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m honored to be in it . Your book is so true to your voice and Liv ’ s voice . As a parent , online can be scary . However for Liv , you show how she developed into a thoughtful creator and found her voice .", "id": "twitter_896"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER More public debt ? 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ Longer waiting times at A & E ? I agree with everything you said 👍", "@USER @USER @USER I don't think we can blame them for the increased debt mountain as that's compound debt from the labour years . I suppose the tories have reduced the losses since then . But after 10 years I expected more from them . They still haven't undone labour's financial disaster .", "@USER @USER @USER No it isn't compound debt from Labour . Tories have more than doubled the debt . By the 7th year of this tory government , they had borrowed more than every Labour government combined , despite Labour's borrowing including the bank bail out .", "@USER @USER @USER OK , Daniel . I realise now I'm talking to an expert in macro economics . Tell me , where did the National debt go in 2010 ?", "@USER @USER @USER 1997 , Tory debt = 42 % Before the crash 2007 debt = 36 % 16 % Fall After 2007 , as in every recession , income fell because consumers cut back Expenditure went up because unemployment went up . So , with expenditure rising & income falling the debt increased to 52 % lowest in the G7 ", "@USER @USER @USER Forget % , the hard figures , show the tories have more than doubled the debt since they've been in gov , They've borrowed more than every Labour governement combined , while increasing the poverty amoung those they're supposed to be working for . What have we got for that money ?", "@USER @USER @USER Dear me ... What do you think happened to the debt pile and the annual loss ( my choice of terms , Ramesh will disagree ) inherited by tories ? I agree they've handled it badly but they did not create this mess .", "@USER @USER @USER Never mind sniping , what debt pile are you refering to ?", "@USER @USER @USER What do you mean ' what debt pile ' ? The National debt of course .", "@USER @USER @USER The tories have more than doubled it since they took over . In fact they have borrowed more than every Labour government combined . How have you been pursuaded to blame Labour for the money borrowed by the tories ? That's what you should be asking yourself .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh dear we're back to the starting point . Again .", "@USER @USER @USER Yet you can't see what's right in front of you , nor have you yet addressed it in any rational way .", "@USER @USER @USER There was a mess debt when the tories took over . The annual deficit was something like 180bn . What do you expect would happen to the size of the ND ? Even if they eradicated deficit by now , that would have added nearly 1Tn to the debt .", "@USER @USER @USER You keep repeating \" mess \" . What sort of mess ? In what way was there a \" mess \" of debt ? The tories have doubles it , but whe the tories do it , it isn't a \" mess of debt \" ?", "@USER @USER @USER Until you've confirmed your basic understanding of deficit and debt I see little to be gained by carrying this on .", "@USER @USER @USER You mean you can't justify your sound bites about the \" mess of debt Labour left us with \" . You repeated the headlines , without know what it actually means .", "@USER @USER @USER Daniel , I know what it means . You clearly do not , otherwise you'd not be making these odd comments .", "@USER @USER @USER You have yet to explain or justify your sound bites . So far you have shown zero understanding of anything you've repeated by rote ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ok . Well it's late and I clearly have much to learn so I better leave you to it and go look how to count . Night Daniel .", "id": "twitter_897"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Communism playbook to grab total power : Indoctrination of youth to form loyal base Steadily and Relentlessly dismantle democratic institutions Undermine Religion with aim of total suppression Find leader like Mao or Stalin who has no qualms in murdering millions Rule forever .", "@USER Thanks for this template . I will use the same quote to explain the current govt . Replace Communism with Right Wing . Add ' minority ' infront of religion and replace Stalin & Mao with Savarkar & Godse . Thanks again ! :) #Dystopia #knowurpoliticaltheory #counternarative"], "response": "@USER Go ahead but last time I checked we are still a functioning democracy whereas Communist ruled China and Russia are not . Also , you are not allowed to protest under Communist ruled countries .", "id": "twitter_898"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When they cancel school after you ALREADY arrived ! Means I can wear the same outfit I have on now for Monday right ? No one saw me ! Environmentally sound choice ? Full blown idiot ! Lol #teacherlife ", "@USER Ummm I already decided before I left school today that I was wearing the same outfit on Monday since I looked cute and no one saw me either hahaha"], "response": "@USER See ! ! ! It ALL makes sense right ? AND environmentally sound to boot ! ! Love it minds", "id": "twitter_899"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["1 There is nothing wrong with wanting to be dead ! Denial and hypocrisy will save you 🤣 Most people are fighting the system without understanding or realisation that they are the system . The system being Civilisation , clue is in the word .. To be \" Civil \" to one another . I fail .", "2 I fail like everyone else ! This whole #TimeToTalk bullshit is a waste of time ! ! The person doing the talking is simply venting and gaining momentary relief sure , but the listeners reaction or response can be just as horrific as having not said anything ."], "response": "3 Technology is allowing me to share that technology needs to stop ! 🤣 Give Humanity a chance to catch up . People aren't people anymore , they are echoes of who they were . We all are , unless you are young dumb and full of ... old sayings die hard sorry 🤣 👍", "id": "twitter_900"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Michael Bloomberg is literally an oligarch . It is in no way shape or form democratic to buy your way into a presidential election . 💰 🧐 💰 #Bloombergisanoligarch", "@USER Bernie calls for a political revolution ; Bloomberg is member of a small faction . The definition of oligarch : member of a small governing faction . see Princeton study on oligarchy Bernie wants a democratic government .", "@USER I wonder if Dr . Jason would consider Jeff Bezos an oligarch .", "@USER Nope he's just a small business owner who happens to own the Washington Post and controls a huge portion of the internet ."], "response": "@USER How about Bill Gates , is he an oligarch ? He doesn't have any political power does he ?", "id": "twitter_901"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Starting things off in the right way with the Blockbuster 4,000 lb bomb #BattlefieldV ", "@USER Not my fault planes spawn as the entire enemy team run from their base 🤡 That 4000 bomb is really fun though . BATHTUB !"], "response": "@USER @USER Fake ! Takes like 2 minutes to be able to respaw in plane , the plane deploy icon is AWAYS bugged . Based on that , FAKE ! Next .", "id": "twitter_902"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To everyone who doesn ’ t understand anything about dog shows : Just because one breed is more popular than another , doesn ’ t mean that they should automatically win . All of the dogs in that lineup last night were absolutely stunning . Respect the judge ’ s decision . #DanielWasRobbed ", "@USER Oh for pete's sake , it was a lighthearted tweet . 🙄"], "response": "@USER @USER Dog shows are disgusting . These dogs are parades around like K9 sex symbols then are exploited for their reproductive parts , eggs & seamen collected abd sold or these dogs are bred against their choice and their offspring sold to the highest bidder . THIS IS K9 SLAVERY", "id": "twitter_903"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It's time to bring the country together around big ideas that can make life-saving medicine accessible to all . ", "@USER Videos like this display what separates @USER from the rest . His humanity . He truly cares about all Americans . The most vulnerable among us need their next President to be a fighter for their rights . This is the right candidate folks . Let ’ s do this . Let ’ s #WinTheEra", "@USER @USER he didnt answer the question though"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER He was earnest and somber and said he cared . You're just being picky .", "id": "twitter_904"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Here ’ s a thought . Make @USER Minister for HS2 - or I ’ d do it . Might rattle a few cages . Or alternatively get us and @USER to conduct an independent review .", "@USER @USER @USER There would be nothing independant about a review that is involved in . He has already been called out for maki g crazy claims about the level of deforestation that HS2 will cause . Serial liar ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I think that was my point . Oakervee was not independent .", "id": "twitter_905"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER You do know he liberated Eur ... Never mind ...", "@USER Oh well thank god we are leaving mate 👌"], "response": "@USER As he glances for his next all inclusive experience whilst taking advantage of cheap European prices .", "id": "twitter_906"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hypocrisy 👇 India world's top exporter for beef Buffalo gives milk - meat is ok Cow gives milk - meat is not ok Both are animals of same family . Isn't it ? 😹 😝 🤦", "@USER Sorry , I can't comment , becoz I am pure 100 % veggie eater . I respect & love all Animals . We learned to resist animals only when they get hostile to us . Other wise we should not hurt them , this is what we have been cultured in our WBC & RBC and proud for that .", "@USER @USER Vegans do not consume any animal products , including milk , eggs , or any kind of dairy products , such as cheese or butter . So , in short , it is certainly not vegan .", "@USER @USER @USER Dear This definition of vegan is itself wrong Either you have derived it from modern world Or Holy Quran 🙏"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Of course 🤣 What Europian Union know alot about Indian culture And while giving this definition they specifically kept Indian culture under consideration 🤣 🤣 🤣", "id": "twitter_907"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["2 week delay : My competitor on the @USER beat announced via Twitter 2/14 that it ’ s his last day @USER because he is going to Ford PR . We at @USER learned from sources at Ford on 1/31 the announcement was posted by the company — same day he had a byline on ", "@USER @USER @USER This is truly the stupidest thing I ’ ve ever seen someone complain about"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Are you saying it's petty to complain about something unimportant in a tweet ?", "id": "twitter_908"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I'm * not * posting the threats to my kids or the ones that I've sent to law enforcement .", "@USER Cool , I'm not caring that they are there . You deserve the disdain you're receiving . Welcome to the internet , Di .. err I mean Rick . "], "response": "@USER @USER Guy who puts in his profile that he's for justice supports the embodiment of injustice and criminality .", "id": "twitter_909"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ainsley Earhardt on Nancy Pelosi : \" When she ripped that up I really thought , my gosh , we have our - - the founding fathers , the constitution , there's decorum , there's civility . I just thought that went too far . \" ", "@USER Right ... Decorum and civility ... @USER But , of course , this didn ’ t go too far . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , he ’ s a man , so that doesn ’ t count , don ’ t ya know ? He was just trying to get his message across , ya know . Civility and decorum are only expected of women , not men . With men we need POWER and FIGHTING . #boyswillbeboys #theysay #doublestandardmuch ", "id": "twitter_910"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The first team Mum bought me #no42 in the catalogue 💙 ", "@USER @USER Anyone else got Football Express , the 5 a side version ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Yes I have two sets indoor game version . Subbuteo made a foldable version too but this breaks . Check out the prices on eBay . Quite rare now ", "id": "twitter_911"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I worked with other senators to make sure that we have the right to ask for more documents and witnesses , but there is no need for more evidence to prove something that has already been proven and that does not meet the U . S . Constitution ’ s high bar for an impeachable offense . 1/15", "There is no need for more evidence to prove that the president asked Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden and his son , Hunter ; he said this on television on October 3 , 2019 , and during his July 25 , 2019 , telephone call with the president of Ukraine . 2/15"], "response": "@USER Every thing you did ... will be forgotten .. everything . Your legacy will forever be remembered as selling out the country for your buddy Moscow Mitch #TrumpIsGuilty", "id": "twitter_912"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How to dress like @USER . 👕 $ 800 👖 $ 200 👃 $ 25000 Belt and accessories $ 400 Total cost including Rhinoplasty : $ 26,400 . ", "@USER @USER @USER Hindi film akah comedian eh ge role ah v fakkaa vaane thi golaa ! Dhevana Keshto Mukherjee thiee hama !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The Claims to sleeplesly work for democracy but wears the shirt of the imperial crown . Even never wore such an imperial shirt .", "id": "twitter_913"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Can we effectively put a value on speed , innovation , and focus ? If we can't , we will continue to fail the question of \" to #cloud or not to cloud \" Price seems to be the biggest driver for people pulling applications back in-house from public cloud . #datacenter #hybridcloud", "@USER AGILITY IS # 1 BENIFIT OF #CLOUD ! Now go figure where you need agility ! That ’ s your true work ! Clue : those almost dead applications don ’ t need it ! Assessments will help you bucketize workloads ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Careful not to minimize the customer use characteristics . Apps that are well trended , just work everyday and support specific needs of a biz function are not necessarily “ dying ” . Not all apps need to be or will ever be a Yelp or Netflix type app .", "@USER @USER @USER Look to the Netflix model . They didn't re-platform their monolithic applications for the cloud . They customized their container platform for their monoliths . IMO they retrofitted the cloud for their most critical apps .", "@USER @USER @USER Agreed . What ’ s more important though ( ) is the usage demands of the Netflix environment . 90 % + of enterprise apps never need anything beyond 10-20 % elasticity .", "@USER @USER @USER I always wonder , why are minds always stuck in tier 1 production applications only ... there is a lot more out there ... imagine if we separated all batch jobs ( don ’ t tell me you don ’ t have any ) . Hence my # 1 advice to all cloud sales people was / is TALK WORKLOADS NOT APPLICATIONS !", "@USER @USER @USER From this side of the Atlantic at the launch of the largest industry event on the planet - #HM20 - Cloud ☁ ️ is dead 💀 . Long live 👑 Edge ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just like PC is dead ? 🤔 I love those industry pundits who kill tech waves with slides !", "id": "twitter_914"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Brexit supporter burns EU flag near Downing Street in London ", "@USER The flag cannot be set on fire due to the material complying with EU safety regulations . Oh , the irony #thick"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER There is a #market for flaming flags ... Like #Iran , big business for Uncle Sam's stars and stripes .", "id": "twitter_915"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" You didn't bring the virus from China I hope . \" This Chinese citizen living in London was harassed and then followed by a man who made racist comments to her . She's one of dozens of Chinese citizens to face such abuse across the world that we have heard from . ", "@USER Brexit Britain . Don ’ t blame me - I didn ’ t vote for it because I ’ m neither racist nor thick .", "@USER @USER Nope , just a closet terrorist . We have names for you as well .", "@USER @USER Would love to hear your definition of ' terrorist ' . Would also love to hear your definition of ' closet ' . I am completely open in my views both on-line and in person - nothing to hide hear mate . Finally , would love to hear the names you have for me as well .", "@USER @USER Yes , yes , we know you people like to try and change the definitions of words to suit your warped ideology but , actually , we only have your word that you're not racist or thick ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Whereas Chris here is doing his utmost to clarify without a shadow of doubt he is indeed , ' racist & thick ' .. ", "id": "twitter_916"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["He is definitely wrong . How is this a debate ? ", "@USER No , he isn't wrong ... the airline is wrong for making air travel a dehumanizing experience .", "@USER @USER The Airline ? I disagree . Nobody forced him onto that plane . I would wager he bought his ticket last minute , got the last seat avail . Up to the point they shut the door , he had a choice ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , the airlines tell you the seat pitch dimensions and allow you to tour the aircraft before booking your ticket . #AudibleEyeRoll", "id": "twitter_917"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER one last holiday haul - can't remember what i thought of Salt , but who turns Angie down for a quid ? ! ( actually £ 1.50 now , but they gave it to me for the ticket price ) fp also had the Us pops , but technically I've waited longer for the Get Out one , so it had to win . ", "@USER @USER @USER I really enjoyed that film . Seen it 3 times now and found it incredibly fun"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER My film for tonight , not seen this before and hoping i can stay awake through it . #NowWatching ", "id": "twitter_918"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["China suspend short selling of stocks from tomorrow . If short selling is stopped , then can market fall ? If yes , how ? ", "@USER But , still market will fall . Ppl can sell accumulated stocks . However , fresh selling will not allowed in case if this is true ."], "response": "@USER @USER Can they even do that ? ? ? That government can decide when to buy and when to sell ?", "id": "twitter_919"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#BrewEdUpNorth is being pulled together and we are looking for speakers ... Would you like to share your research , practice or provocations with like-minded people with open dialogue ? Inbox / email Julie.ovington@sunderland.ac.uk Please retweet ... ", "@USER @USER @USER please could you retweet and spread the word 😊"], "response": "@USER oooh can I come ? have you got a date ?", "id": "twitter_920"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Johnson says ‘ tariffs are being waved around like cudgels ’ - says no political leaders are making case for free trade which is ‘ god ’ s diplomacy ’", "PM wants more free trade with other countries but certain irony in him making that case when Brexit makes it much harder to trade freely with our nearest neighbours and market of more than 400 million people"], "response": "@USER Wait you put him in power though", "id": "twitter_921"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What ’ s the worst thing that a ‘ leader ’ has ever said to you ? I once got pulled in 2 days after my grandmother dropped dead suddenly ( I had one day off to go down there & support my mum ) . I was told ‘ we need to build your resilience ’ . 1/2", "@USER What do we actually gain from threads like this ? People argue about the toxicity of twitter and yet week after week there are threads that encourage people to slag off leadership groups . Why not try and get along and appreciate everyone is doing a difficult job ."], "response": "@USER @USER It ’ s always reassuring when someone says a comment was in bad taste / form . Makes you feel part of a team when that is missing at work . Some of these comments are hilarious , others are very upsetting . Why not get along and not slag anyone off on twitter ? !", "id": "twitter_922"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Seeing a child suffer in any manner anywhere in the world is not for the faint of heart . Many have seen suffering in children . Adults are amazed how very brave most of these suffering children are without complaint . Let us stand by them to give our support & absorb their wisdom . ", "@USER @USER Many of us have been that suffering child ."], "response": "@USER @USER Thank you for sharing your story and journey , thus far . 😊 🙏 Always sending #healing your way 💕 💕 💕 ", "id": "twitter_923"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Has @USER considered making it easier for Scottish people to have more babies ? Has she asked the Scottish people for more babies ? ", "@USER @USER @USER that would take to long for the kids to be available to vote so she has to talk immigration to get those \" young people escaping war ... \" to vote for her ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER pretty much but then they are mostly white after all so it's OK . #clownworld", "id": "twitter_924"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Pick a 2020 Senate race and get involved .", "@USER Hi , my name is Kimberly Graham and I am one of the Democrats running to unseat Joni Ernst in 2020 . You can check out my website here ➡ If you want to defeat Ernst , I'm your Senate Candidate .", "@USER @USER @USER Better be careful Joni will eat yr pigs balls"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol . I ’ ve got the perfect pig for her . ", "id": "twitter_925"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#silentwitness Proud to have produced five remarkable and very different stories from exceptional and exciting writers and directors with a terrific cast and crew @USER 9pm tonight @USER @USER ... and it ’ s not over ‘ til it ’ s over .", "@USER @USER @USER congratulations and thank you lawrence . You're one of the good guys and lordy did you give us all a corker of a series ! x"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Been looking forward to tonight , some bright spark thought to delay because of football ( boo ! ! ! ) - well done in advance ! ! ! #moreplease", "id": "twitter_926"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oh my goodness ! Absolutely love it 😍 ", "@USER Morning Caroline , that is just one of Davids watering cans . He has many more in here . #earlybiz @USER", "@USER @USER Thank you ! I collect house plants and love a quirky watering can ❤ ️", "@USER @USER David has the lot and more on his website . Any questions don't hesitate to ask him . #HappyMonday"], "response": "@USER @USER Excellent , have bookmarked and will return for a relaxed browse when I ’ ve got a minute .", "id": "twitter_927"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["[ Omg I love BVNDIT , too . I need BVNDIT rper in here ! ", "@USER { omg hi hi ! ! ! 👀 very nice to hear that 😳 😳 💗 }", "@USER Yeay I'm collecting BVNDIT here ! ! ! It's still rare ~", "@USER I have my whole squad for you if you need it , check out @USER . thebvndit and you can find my members username , and tmi : we are completed ! ⭐ ️", "@USER It's interesting ! ! ! But I'm too shy for greet them 🥺 🥺 🥺", "@USER Awwww it's okay the girls are very open about finding new mutuals on timeline , i'm sure they are happy to hear that as well ! 😉", "@USER Really ? ? ? Okay , I will try later ! ;) Anyway , how's your day ? I can't wait for your comeback , anyway ~ I need another bop ! ! !"], "response": "@USER My day so far is great , doing nothing much aside from practicing ! You have the answer which is will be released soon on 6th this month ! ! A bop coming to save 2020 crisis . 🌻", "id": "twitter_928"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wayne is still the best rapper alive .", "@USER @USER U need to go off yourself 😂", "@USER @USER Apparently With today ’ s youth and their logic , it would only speed up the process ✌ ️", "@USER @USER I ain ’ t ask none of that . But Em might as well be dead . Nobody listen to him in 2020 .", "@USER @USER Yeah bout that .. He ’ s only just the # 1 Album in the world right now .. which means everyone is listening .. Get out your small box man ..", "@USER @USER Bro if u don ’ t get tf on lol I don ’ t know ones person of color listening to that man album .", "@USER @USER @USER Aaaaaaand ! ? ? ? How does that change the fact he still had the no1 Album in the world 🤣 😅", "@USER @USER @USER The music doesn ’ t appeal to my culture .", "@USER @USER @USER dawg who are these people lol WHO LISTENS TO EMINEM HES TRASHHHHHHHHHH", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 some weirdos tryna say Em better than Wayne 😂 I don ’ t even believe Em thinks he better than Wayne .", "@USER @USER @USER lay off the drugs Em hasnt been good since he forgot about dre 🤣 🤣 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER That's why he bodied lil Wayne 3 times 🤣 😅 😅 😅"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No love , Drop the world and Forever . SMH ! ! Wayne and Kanye rewrote their verses only to still get washed .", "id": "twitter_929"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“ Live from Wormleysburg , it ’ s Thursday night . ” It ’ s gonna be a good year , @USER @USER #pprshbg", "@USER @USER I want a cut of the profits . 🙏"], "response": "@USER @USER If I'm ever absolutely ravenous at a wedding or event with a buffet , I'm just going to say I'm gluten free so I have to go first . #selfish", "id": "twitter_930"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Naturally , people are gravitating to this quote and making something much bigger out of nothing . #Hokies were over the limit & weren ’ t recruiting the players back from 2019 . That ’ s it . If anything it implies the transfer “ fiasco ” was mutual . No implications for future cases . ", "@USER If you can't see the totality of the everything and understand why this is so bad , you're in the wrong line of work", "@USER The totality of the everything ? I ’ ll entertain this time . Because players that left this past offseason won ’ t come back ( no scholarships available for them to return ) and they chose to seek other opportunities , it ’ s his fault for pointing that out ? So bad ? I ’ ve seen worse PR .", "@USER The QB who saved the season last year and the teams leading rusher were both in the portal last year but came back . Fuente just publicly flirted with Baylor and has given no explanation to the fan base His reputation is already that of an unlikeable guy who runs players off", "@USER Those two cases were evaluated last year . VT recruited them back . They made that clear , people did not care . These recent cases were evaluated this year . VT did not recruit them back . They make it clear , people are mad ."], "response": "@USER @USER Stop being reasonable and making sense , man . That's not how Twitter works !", "id": "twitter_931"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yes MTL got a 2nd pick for Scandella when Buffalo only got a 4th , but STL is desperate for a D after Bouwmeester had the scary event happened last week , plus MTL is retaining 50 % of Scandella ’ s salary , and price tag usually goes up a bit at the deadline .", "@USER Defending botterill anymore amazes me . His record thus far is pathetic . And this just makes it worse . Why isn ’ t he on the phone w / the blues then trying to unload another defenseman ? Clearly he knows they need one & we have plenty that are expendable better than scandella #Sabres", "@USER @USER What about ownership ? Why do they escape blame ? They continue to hire and fire the wrong people for a decade . Who is more to blame then ownership ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So new owners , a new GM , probably a new coach . What a fantastic idea .", "id": "twitter_932"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Giving colleague a lunch break . 5 infusions running with a bit of sevoflurane . I ’ m just impressed they managed to grab all those infusion pumps . #DirtyTIVA #Anaesthesia #Anesthesiology ", "@USER @USER Agree the ~ 0.5 MAC sevo seems overkill with Prop set to TCI at 3 ( this is a full GA depending on age ) , remi at 0.03 ( seems a bit low to be really useful ) , dexmed at 0.8 . As long as their break ends before a syringe runs out !"], "response": "@USER @USER Maybe #Sevo was being used to #FixTheEntropy ? [ Personally , to see infusions still being used , but so many ways to ! ] plus for anyone ? ", "id": "twitter_933"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER is the way I walk in #gratitude #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "@USER @USER @USER Leave your footprints . It's Your personal data . Its a beautiful blessing when you really need it in your world . #BeYou #BePresent in His Light and Love and not our own design , but HIS . AMEN "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The road to #success is always under construction #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #JesseLewisChooseLoveMovement ", "id": "twitter_934"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Firstly , it's the European flag , not ' EU flag ' , therefore you're asking whether to ban something that doesn't exist . Secondly , we continue to be members of the Council of Europe , so you're advocating banning the flag of an international organisation of which we are a member . ", "In Ukraine it's normal to see the European flag flying from public buildings , even though they have never been an EU member . No reason why it can't be flown in the UK . ", "European flag flying in Tbilisi , Georgia . Again , not an EU member nor ever has been . ", "@USER Well , exactly this is the reason for some Brits to quit : like , too many guys that shouldn't belong to EU", "@USER But they don't belong to the EU ( and why shouldn't they ? )"], "response": "@USER They ( we ) should , which my cause rejection from some older members , like some Brits , who are like ... Europearer 😉", "id": "twitter_935"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Made the mistake of flying @USER , they had to take about 20 bags off the plane because it was too heavy and neglected to inform people . Now 20 people ’ s bags are stranded . In Steamboat for a work ski trip with no clothes . There ’ s a reason they ’ re poorly rated . Never again .", "@USER Hello , we are sorry for the trouble today . Have you spoken with our baggage teams ? ^ LT"], "response": "@USER Yes , and all I was told was to sit tight and wait for an email with a reference number before I can call in . That really put me at ease .", "id": "twitter_936"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Violent Democrats at Ohio University surrounded and attacked ' Gun Girl ' Kaitlin Bennett ( @USER ) while she was peacefully interviewing students . They threw drinks , objects , and harassed her to the point that she had to leave campus for her safety . ", "@USER @USER violent ? , , , they were throwing toilet paper", "@USER @USER @USER A moistened roll of toilet paper , 🙄 allowed to harden , can weigh as much as 5 pounds . Let someone throw it with velocity at your head and tell me how good it feels ? You should be against arguing the use of TP for a spurious reason when trees are dying , right ? #Climatechange", "@USER @USER @USER plus , she had a security guard with her . pretty sure shes protected from any “ violent cuck leftists ” trying to softly graze her head with some toilet rolls . she is a grown woman who knows exactly what she is getting herself jnto .", "@USER @USER @USER Think she might have needed a security guard to protect her from people who don ’ t know how to use “ grown up words ” but act out like spoiled children using violence ? You ’ re defending them and not her ? Might need some “ Max Headroom ” in your head for rational thought ...", "@USER @USER @USER there is absolutely nothing spoiled about not wanting intolerant racists to roam around thinking they are hot shit . there is nothing spoiled about defending yourself from people who dont like the fact you have rights ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes there is . Striking someone YOU CLAIM is a virulent racist is called assault and / or battery . Last time I checked , nobody deputized you to be a champion against racial intolerance . Is that a Federal or State law enforcement department ? intended", "id": "twitter_937"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The world now smells blood . Canada's leadership is so pathetically weak that even basic things can't get done . Foreign countries and ruthless regimes will take advantage of this . Buckle up ...", "@USER Extinction Rebellion claims to be a globalist movement . They have zero right to shut down our infrastructure . Those not Canadian should be deported and have a 5 year ban on coming back . I am sick to death of every problem being \" climate change \" esp when it covers up crime . ", "@USER @USER Climate change is a scam to get money out of your pockets into theirs . The elite feed us fear - fear of climate change ; fear of not being able to afford college ; fear of getting sick and not able to pay our bills ; fear of job loss . It ’ s all about fear fed by the media"], "response": "@USER @USER DO NOT BE AN ECO BIGOT ! ", "id": "twitter_938"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s almost impossible to watch a UCLA game with Bill Walton commentating . #homer", "@USER It is the \" Conference of Champions . \" Winning several national titles with UCLA will give you that latitude to be a homer ."], "response": "@USER Next time , I'll add to that line . Best case : don't watch when he's on . Then you wouldn't be talking to someone who's on the other side when it comes to Walton .", "id": "twitter_939"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Amazonian peoples have a right to hear the Gospel : the proclamation of God who infinitely loves every man and woman , and has revealed this love fully in Jesus Christ , crucified for us and risen in our lives . #QueridaAmazonia", "@USER They also have the right to be left alone . You're acting like a Mormon knocking on people's doors .", "@USER @USER they also have a right to that which they have embraced"], "response": "@USER @USER I wasn't aware that the tribes of the Amazon were devout followers of the catholic faith . Here's me thinking they were animists .", "id": "twitter_940"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Praise to all the cyclists out there who wear helmets . Saved this rider a lengthy stay in hospital ! ", "@USER @USER A police officer spreading misinformation like that should be on a misconduct charge . 😡", "@USER @USER @USER It strikes me as odd , if that's the case , that all professional riders appear to wear them on and off road ?", "@USER @USER @USER Does it strike you as odd that they're a rarity in The Netherlands ?", "@USER @USER @USER No , as it ’ s a nation where cycling is woven into society , rather than as hoc bolted on in places .", "@USER @USER @USER It should , because helmets are only good for low speed falls against flat surfaces like you get on cycle paths . These happen far more in the Netherlands but the lack of helmets isn't causing a rash of head injuries . Helmets don't work for motor vehicle collisions .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s the low speed impacts with objects that they ’ re supposed to help with , including when you get knocked off by a car . I don ’ t think anyone is suggesting they ’ re going to help too much if your head is hit by a car at 70mph etc .", "@USER @USER @USER Helmet wearers in the Netherlands are 30 times over represented in hospital admissions for serious head injuries . Helmets aren't needed for commuting and other utility cycling as that is very safe . Helmets don't appear to help even in the much more risky road and MTB racing .", "@USER @USER @USER What ’ s the same analysis in other countries that aren ’ t the Netherlands ? They have a lot of things I ’ d like to see replicated elsewhere , but until they are , they have a very attractive but different kettle of fish .", "@USER @USER @USER Such a definitive conclusion from such a multi-faceted scenario . There ’ s more to life than not being alive , to but her a phrase 😂 Fine , I surrender to the zealots 🥳", "@USER @USER @USER Even stronger evidence observed in the snowsports industry : the rise & rise of helmets has led to no reduction in serious head injuries , often an increase as ppl feel ‘ protected ’ , fearless & take more risks .", "@USER @USER @USER Has a similar trend followed mandatory motorbike helmets ?", "@USER @USER @USER Suggests not , but I expect you have some handy links :p ", "@USER @USER @USER No , the evidence is extremely strong & undisputed , same for seat belts , which is another spurious argument thrown around for mandatory helmet laws 🙄 Surprisingly , in the US , where nanny bike helmet shaming is endemic & awful , some states have no motorbike helmet laws 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ ve lost you a bit there ; the evidence in favour of seat belts and motorbike helmets is strong ? Yeah , I did think that earlier about US states when that came up 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , evidence strong in support of both . Ironically , car helmets would make far a greater difference to safety than bike helmets yet one is supported by a highly emotional argument & one is objected to by a highly emotional argument . I ’ ll let you decide which is which 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER @USER The EU actually proposed car helmets in the late 90 ’ s yet it didn ’ t gain any traction . Australia sold them in 80 ’ s & proposed mandatory car helmet laws . The car lobby is far too big & powerful & they didn ’ t want driving a car ( or passenger ) to appear dangerous & scare ppl off 🤦 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER If only the car industry realised the of not wanting driving a car to appear risky or dangerous 🙄 A great read here on the history of he car helmet debate ; ", "id": "twitter_941"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["On the bucket list , Yiyeonie ! ! ChungDa's crumbs that harangies x bulies feel need to be dismissed , let's make it up . 🙌 🏻 ", "@USER I cannot believe in 2 days we already got the news of our collaboration's possibility .. { New.wav 대박 } . We just need to wait more for the official informations from MNH for the ChungDa collab ! ! ! 🥺 🤗", "@USER Yaaap , I am so ~ excited for New.wav ㅠㅜ more songs , more showed talents , and more collabs !", "@USER Yuuuuusssh , we gonna show the world that MNH artists are the world domina-shun ! ㅎ3ㅎ"], "response": "@USER Domina-shun ! 🙌 🏻 Gonna unleash my promotion skill when released later .", "id": "twitter_942"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One of the #joys of working from home is the breaks you can take ", "@USER Do you remember those days when all you saw was desks , drinks machines and pcs and you had meetings about meetings ?"], "response": "@USER Indeed I do but I did love all the people I worked with amongst those items days", "id": "twitter_943"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER your network sucks .. at HSR , BANGALORE , non of the vodafone Mobile network is working #Vodafonedown", "@USER Hi ! We request you to reboot your handset and check . If issue persists please write back to us - Lee"], "response": "@USER Now that's what I call as quick reply .", "id": "twitter_944"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["With today ’ s decision on 5G , we ’ re establishing one of the toughest regimes for telecoms security in the world while delivering world class connectivity for the UK , as I told Parliament this afternoon .", "@USER #5G is dated , toxic , can be weaponised and in the #UK will be giving access to Communist #China ."], "response": "@USER Add ... your group , who WE gave a VERY hard battled vote to , are on probation in our eyes . This is the first very VERY big failure . I think you've just lost many swing voters . Brexit is over , this is the BIGGEST issue for millions who've read damning #5G reports", "id": "twitter_945"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Completely surprised that @USER supports this harassment of Arnab Goswami ! ", "@USER @USER Shashi should also be banned from Indigo for supporting Kunal ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER Ideally , he should be banned from opening his mouth . I'm sure he's got some connection with publishers of dictionaries . People can't understand a word without a dictionary 😠", "id": "twitter_946"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Console Players : Update 6.2 live server patch has been delayed until March 3rd due to technical issues found during testing .", "@USER How are y'all still having these problems in 2020 . You take everyones money and don't give us anything in return ."], "response": "@USER @USER They gave us them super sweet skins tho !", "id": "twitter_947"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I just took a DNA test , turns out I ’ m 100 % @USER ’ s biggest fan . #SBLIV ", "@USER @USER Hahahahaha I bet all of the Amazon employees being physically abused every second of every day 100 % love this tweet hahahahahahahahfuckyouhahahahaa", "@USER @USER @USER Been there for 4.5 years and I haven ’ t had a problem :) All the news articles you see are ppl that don ’ t expect a tiring job and they ’ re mostly from 40 + yrs old complaint or ppl who have a disability and can ’ t handle the long hours of standing / walking smh ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL This little flake who can't even grow a beard is crapping on people over 40 who complain about being overworked and underpaid .", "id": "twitter_948"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The #1001albumchallenge continues with @USER and her record \" Lady in Satin \" . It is smooth and a bit sleepy but remarkable as it seems she was struggling with a serious drug addiction at the time .", "@USER @USER released \" Atomic Basie \" in 1958 and its a thrill ride of energy and amazing playing ."], "response": "@USER @USER \" The genius of Ray Charles \" by , you guessed it , Ray Charles , is almost impossible to define . It contains elements of a half a dozen genres , some of which had not even been invented yet . #rnbmusic was born here .", "id": "twitter_949"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". @USER came into Iowa Thursday for one of his lie-filled rallies . Prior to the event , I campaigned for votes among all the people in line waiting to go in to hear the President . It was one of the most frustrating experiences I ’ ve ever had . It made me sad . 1 /", "@USER @USER You can't change Cult 45 . Reach for the non voters ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER There is only like 100,000 , 000 Americans who did not vote in 2016 .", "id": "twitter_950"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s all just propaganda , false platitudes and bullshit ... and the #GOP eats it up #StateOfTheUnion", "@USER Learned citizens see through the rhetoric", "@USER Millions and millions and millions won ’ t see through it"], "response": "@USER That ’ s so sad . How polarized the Unite States has become . #itsinthename", "id": "twitter_951"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sajid Javid - “ We are not going to have completely frictionless trade because we have left the customs union & the single market ... & that's a deliberate decision \" - \" We've been clear \" with the car industry that \" there will be some changes \" ", "@USER 2016 - No checks , simple . 2017 - There will be no checks . 2018 - Absolutely no checks , none . 2019 - No checks under any circumstances . 2020 - Of course there will be checks , we always said there would be checks , it's what you voted for ."], "response": "@USER @USER It's all going to be fine : @USER says the forms can just be binned so what are we worried about ? ", "id": "twitter_952"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Every time I go to Walmart and pass by the clothes I be like “ ok Walmart I see ya ” 😂", "@USER @USER I give them a head nod ever so often . I mean no chance I ’ m buying that Walmart drip but I respect it . ", "@USER @USER @USER Cause it ’ s from Walmart ? But once it gets outta Walmart everyone gone want it . Just like champion 🙃", "@USER @USER @USER Ma , they'd rather wait until its sold at Urban Outfitters & price spiked at $ 60 a windbreaker ... thats when it'll be valid enough for them to purchaze . smh 🤡", "@USER @USER @USER Or I ’ d just rather not buy a fit 12 feet from a McDonald ’ s and a vacuum cleaner .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m pretty sure the clothes you buy now have had cleaning supplies near them , people have tried them on , children have touched them , they ’ ve fallen on the floor , collected a lil bit of dust and that ’ s the excuse ? Just say you won ’ t buy it until it ’ s popular by another brand", "@USER @USER @USER This the anthill y ’ all gonna die on ? Salty because people don ’ t want to buy their fits from Walmart ?", "@USER @USER @USER A lot of things come from Walmart but bigger brands just make it a trend but go off 😂 buying a windbreaker won ’ t hurt your social life or pride but more power to you 😂 💀", "@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 ppl love the image whole time dumb as hell ... shit show me where the deals at idc idc 😭", "@USER @USER @USER Thats what Im saying .. Niggas say shit like \" between the McDonald's & Vaccum cleaner \" but will buy clothes from Urban Outfitters between photoframes / house accessories & vinyl records 😂 like nigga Y O U dying on the anthill right now just to overpriced the same fit g 😭", "@USER @USER @USER Who said I shopped at urban outfitters lol because some random said it must be true ? I get fits from Ross usually and Nordstrom rack . I rarely pay retail . Die on that hill tho"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 😂 Ross pretty much competes w Wal-Mart clothing prices cause they're so discounted . Clothes / Shoes costing $ 80 will price you $ 30 & still buying it 20 feet from the miscellaneous : iron / ironing board , headphones , suitcases & vaccum cleaners sections 🤦 the is still on you 🤡 ", "id": "twitter_953"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If you don ’ t understand “ democracy ” under imposed Indian Act election system and being voiceless against manufactured AFN consent then it is not me that needs to kindly stfu . ", "@USER @USER It may not be perfect but if you got something better , other than some egalitarian utopia crap , I ’ d be all 👂 s"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Um how about just adhering to their own laws , policies & legislation ? would be a good start . Then have secret ballots w voting on legislation . That way no one can be bought or forced to follow party lines . Lol no such thing as \" democracy \" \" Deferred prosecution \" for every 1 !", "id": "twitter_954"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Prediction : in the next couple of years , we ’ re going to see an online community of people who take up smoking for health benefit . They ’ re so convinced that science is corrupt and government advice evil that smoking just * has * to be good . Anecdotally they feel great .", "@USER I wish this was a joke but I have had brands ask if I would be willing to promote smoking on my site . I can ’ t even bring myself to respond when I get ridiculous requests like that . "], "response": "@USER How do you think the piece would go ... 🤔 You may be consuming a healthy diet and participating in physical activity , but have you taken up smoking yet ? ", "id": "twitter_955"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s been really disappointing to see old Progressive Christians I used to be influenced by reveal themselves to care more about harmony and compromise than justice and liberation , platforming lies about Bernie while praising Warren because she ’ s a woman and that looks good .", "The amount of popular progressive Christians who are actually referring to rich white feminism with no class consciousness when they say they care about justice is overwhelming . And those of us who ’ ve been tokenized in these spaces are fed up with it ."], "response": "@USER I find it extremely important that PoC have a space to voice their opinion … but it is a problem when they have the wrong opinions ...", "id": "twitter_956"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I was so close to supporting Warren and Bernie but the tone of their speech was just too harsh — so therefore I now oppose a living wage , healthcare as a human right , and stopping these never ending wars . / s #DemDebate", "@USER Did you say her tone . That was a messed thing to say . You do not to represent women in Congress . Drop out sexist", "@USER My friend ... read the whole tweet ... and note the \" / s \" at the end to indicate sarcasm .", "@USER @USER You may need to spell out / sarcasm next time ... seems like people are missing it 😬", "@USER @USER @USER I always go for the eye roll personally . 🙄"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I use ... its the only way to be sure", "id": "twitter_957"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["City paying climate crisis skeptic $ 10K to speak at ' sustainability ' conference ", "@USER Good for Regina ! PS : an unsustainable climate is an oxymoron .", "@USER @USER It's human activity that is said to be unsustainable , not the climate . If you want reject something , it helps to know what it is ."], "response": "@USER @USER 1 ) 2 ) I'm aware of that . However , the headline speaks of \" sustainable \" in juxtaposition with \" climate crisis \" and my comment was aimed at sloppy writing , not \" sustainability \" or \" climate crisis \" .", "id": "twitter_958"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Want to turn one tweet into Maple Leafs tickets ? Follow @USER - @USER has 150 tickets to every home game . #FansGoFurther ", "@USER @USER I GIVE AWAY 150 TICKETS FOR EVERY @USER HOME GAME . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Always filled with the most fans ! ! And always an Amazing time ! !", "id": "twitter_959"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["By tweet @USER engaged in political interference in the sentencing of Roger Stone . It is outrageous that DOJ has deeply damaged the rule of law by withdrawing its recommendation . Stepping down of prosecutors should be commended & actions of DOJ should be investigated .", "@USER @USER By all means you should initiate another failed impeachment , causing further embarrassment ( if that were even possible ) to your party , then go tear up some official documents like a toddler ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yet you have no shame in supporting the biggest criminal in White House history .", "id": "twitter_960"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Earl of Dumbarton is a title of Scottish nobility , referring to Dumbarton in the area West Dunbartonshire , Scotland . The title has been created twice , once in the Peerage of Scotland in 1675 and once in the Peerage of the United Kingdom in 2018 #TheChase", "@USER Why do you have to tweet a whole explanation about the answer . So annoying and unnecessary"], "response": "@USER idk mate , i think putting \" \" at the end of your tweet was pretty sad , but ¯ \\ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯", "id": "twitter_961"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["7.5 hours of dialogue and listening = zero blockades removed . That Minister isn ’ t modest progress , that ’ s abject failure . #CoastalGasLink ", "@USER What are the names and titles of the people he is negotiating with ?", "@USER You ’ re asking for more than the Mohawks are willing to give ."], "response": "@USER @USER At least Marc Miller assures us they are good people .", "id": "twitter_962"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Inside soap - again despite Amy ’ s concerns vic ploughs thru decisions on her own without listening to others . ", "@USER @USER The show feels like they haven ’ t spit on Robert ’ s memory enough yet ...", "@USER @USER Well I suppose if Robert , Aaron & Rebecca can be united by love then Vic & her rapist ’ s family can 😳 #emmerdale is truly f ’ d up . Also , since Graham & Rhona we ’ re moving to France why bother contacting Pierce ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Can ’ t wait for Rhona & Pierce to reunite over Graham ’ s dead body and play happy couple", "id": "twitter_963"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Started with 18 dead C64 boards and got 14 going and two diagnosed with bad PLA chips . ", "I was bummed that the SID chip on the left was bad . It might make a good guitar distortion pedal the way it sounds . "], "response": "@USER I wonder when there will be no more SID chips in the wild , only those left surviving in captivity . Or the weird cyborg HDL or software versions . The poor SIDs can't beep and buzz free on the plains of the world any more ... 😪", "id": "twitter_964"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER He used the N word . Under no circumstances is that ok .", "@USER @USER @USER Weird way to say I got clowned on the internet so I blocked to feel superior"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yea , you're right . Thats EXACTLY why I did it . ", "id": "twitter_965"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\" The best fighter is never angry \" ~ Lao Tzu . #EQTSundayMusings", "@USER The best Fighter is one who never gives up , even though tax burdens go higher ! - Baid", "@USER @USER Now the best fighter will be the one not giving up exemptions and keeping the old tax regime ."], "response": "@USER @USER That anyway will happen ! I don't think any one will move to the new one ! Who will let go off HRA + Standard Deduction + Interest on HL + 80C + 80D + 80TTA etc . I am sure All do their math thrice before calculating their taxes !", "id": "twitter_966"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Klobuchar is the best * debater * left in the field.Steyer had a good night.Warren killed it when she was allowed to speak.Bernie defended his ground.Yang hit is one notePete ... was white . And young looking .", "@USER I thought Pete did well , sorry"], "response": "@USER @USER No ! Pete is racist and hates black people because he married a white guy ! How dare you say Pete did good , you racist ! You're not woke enough if you like Pete . Pete is owned by all the evil people with money and he's not even that gay acting .", "id": "twitter_967"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Which skipper has won 8 out of last 10 away ODI series-es ? Wrong answers only . Any right answers will be hidden ! #Cricket", "@USER Dilruwan Parera India's Virat Kohli lost 3 games in New Zealand while Sri Lanka's Dilruwan Perara has won 5 games in his career , but ICC selects Virat Kohli in all the teams and rankings . They also don't have Perara's cover pic . #overrated #virat"], "response": "@USER @USER Use or if @USER comes across this tweet , he will retweet it , fully agreeing with what you said to mock him .", "id": "twitter_968"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Entrance Hall of the Regensburg Synagogue 1519 by Albrecht Altdorfer Two Jewish men are shown walking through the entry porch . Altdorfer made this etching just before the synagogue was destroyed on February 22 , 1519 when the city turned on the community . ", "@USER @USER Fantastic drawing , isn ’ t it ? I was asked to do a PhD on Altdorfer . The Bergers of Regensburg asked Altdorfer to do those drawings in 2 hours flat before they burnt the synagogue down . It must have been very strange to him to go inside & make his sketches seeing ppl he knew"], "response": "@USER @USER Is this the ‘ judeo-Christian culture ‘ that Melanie Phillips talks about ? @USER", "id": "twitter_969"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t expect the world to act like the church , but our country has had a sense of moral decency on prime time TV in order to protect children . We see that disappearing before our eyes . It was demonstrated in tonight ‘ s @USER #SuperBowl Halftime Show — w / millions of kids watching .", "This exhibition was Pepsi showing young girls that sexual exploitation of women is okay . With the exploitation of women on the rise worldwide , instead of lowering the standard , we as a society should be raising it . I ’ m disappointed in @USER and the @USER .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , we forgot . Brown skinned women can never rise to the occasion of tastefully , artful photos of nakedness and lesbian acts . The FLOTUS ' was without rebuke . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Forgot the tag . Sorry about that . I'm not judging , just pointing out hypocrisy by the holy rollers .", "id": "twitter_970"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In our amazingly beautiful and geographically diverse country , which best describes the place you call home ? Follow up question for the comment thread : Are you content where you live right now or are you wanting to change the scenery up at some point ? #AmericaTheBeautiful #USA", "@USER I was born and raised in Philly . Moved out many yrs ago . I'm extremely content w / where I live now . I'm an introvert to the core . The nature and scenery are breathtaking . Wouldn't move unless forced to . 👍 ❤ ️ 🇺 🇸 "], "response": "@USER @USER Spent a lot of the last 7 years working natural gas pipeline construction in NEPA where the fall colors can't be matched ...", "id": "twitter_971"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It's time to bring out the inner poet in you , using the words ' ' Love ' ' and ' ' Sterling ' ' , send a love letter to your significant other . Legoo ! #LoveMonth #Sterling ", "@USER Black Rose They call me a red rose , braided with stains of #sterling ; Riddled with enormous thorns , to some a bit menacing ; They call me a red rose , dark and threaded with pain ; Stained with the blood of raindrops , a short fuse tipped with lightning ; They call me a red rose ,", "@USER petals laced with shadows ; No one every really sees me ; They just question me , my everything They call me a red rose , a poem in a world done reading ; Punk fluorescent glows , a black light for hidden prose ."], "response": "@USER It's necessary to proceed with a pledge , to give our relationship a new edge . No longer should we hedge . I have a ring for you that I've been saving . It's a flower crafted from diamonds , and sterling silver . It's a symbol of a unique , that didn't wilt or die . When you", "id": "twitter_972"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER hello mr . k how is your night", "@USER Pretty dang good so far what about you Vegito ?"], "response": "@USER i ’ m about to sleep being awesome is very tiring , you should know because you are", "id": "twitter_973"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lol . Justin amazes me . We have a lot of campaigns for 20 % to 60 % APR ... AND WIN A CARTIER LOVE BRACELET , AN APPLE IPHONE , IPAD PRO , OR AIRPODS ! ", "lol @USER you DeFi nerds and your puny 8.75 % returns . I'm going for that cartier love bracelet raffle"], "response": "@USER You forgot the tag - otherwise Tron followers won't get it 😉", "id": "twitter_974"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["WATCH : Leader of the Brexit Party Nigel Farage waves British flag before leaving European Parliament | Read more : ", "@USER @USER And the Irish Speaker demolishes him ... 😀 🇮 🇪", "@USER @USER @USER And the EU budget is now down € 13bn every year . Hilarious ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER At least € 4 billion spent on the UK regions who predominantly voted for Brexit is out of the costs . I ’ m sure those supports and investments will be enthusiastically taken on by the Conservative government .", "id": "twitter_975"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Morning , all esp #Earlyrisers . Who's awake ? Will u choose joy today ? @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Morning all , Oh the joy of a cup of tea and a slice of toast ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good morning . it ’ s dry so far & dawn has arrived . Enjoy your day", "id": "twitter_976"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Wtf . Why can ’ t I attach an actual file in the Gmail app . On stuff in drive or the camera roll are available . 🤬", "@USER Every phone OS I've used makes it seem like you aren't suppose to know your phone actually has a file system underneath .", "@USER It took Apple 13 versions to finally put a file system app in the OS that can access a plugged in USB drive . But they did !", "@USER @USER Fair enough . But these threads and wish list items are echoes of arguments from the 1980s that would have slaughtered everything that made the Mac a Mac .", "@USER @USER Not sure I follow ( or disagree ) 🤔 I want gmail ( + plenty of other apps , twitter inclusive ) to stop reimplementing the system share sheet . macOS always throve on UI consistency & iOS share sheets are a modern example of this — you get new OS functionality for free if you use them ."], "response": "@USER @USER Original Mac was resource limited to the point that you had to use the toolbox managers : there wasn ’ t space to write your own . Back then , programmers actively resented Apple for not giving them enougn to do their own mouse & window handling . Etc .", "id": "twitter_977"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sing it with me tweeties because I'm really worried about a bunch of you ... Thirty days has September , April , June and November . All the rest have thirty-one , Excepting FEBRUARY alone , And that has twenty-eight days clear And TWENTY-NINE in each leap year .", "@USER A poll was done in the US where 16 % of Americans thought chocolate milk came from ... BROWN COWS ! #mathishard #stupidityisforever", "@USER @USER Another 20 % think the world is flat . 🤣"], "response": "@USER @USER Well if it wasn't flat I wouldn't be able to store my maple syrup & crown Royal near the edge . Just sayin ... Monday . 🤣 🤣 🤣 🇨 🇦 ‍ ️ ", "id": "twitter_978"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Chris Bosh belongs in the hall of fame w / o a doubt btw ...", "@USER I think you need a podcast my man ! Let the fans name it .", "@USER @USER Nah that could wait .. he still has balling in him , teams need to get smart and call this man", "@USER @USER @USER Unfortunately he can ’ t play anymore . Bosh easily had another 5-6 years of great basketball left when he retired . #fuckbloodclots", "@USER @USER @USER I'm talking about Jamal Crawford not bosh", "@USER @USER @USER Sorry , but it ’ s hard to take anyone serious with Tim Tebow in their profile pic . Just playin 😂 , but I don ’ t think Crawford has a lot to offer either .", "@USER @USER @USER He literally dropped a 50 point game at the end of the year last year , he can still ball ... any bench would be lucky to have Jamal come off it", "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s gotta play defense too ya know . Do you really think he can guard a kawhi , LeBron , or jimmy butler type swing man ? He ’ s too much of a liability on defense . I don ’ t doubt his shooting ability . I doubt everything else .", "@USER @USER @USER Hes not a foward so he wouldn't have to guard Kawhi / lebron and I never said hed be a great defender against Jimmy butler but he could certainly do it if he had to . You're a fool if you doubt a team wouldn't be better for having him on their bench ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re right , im definitely a fool . Crawford has proven time and time again that he ’ s a clutch player for teams that are in clutch situations 😂 Seriously tho , if Crawford is your answer than you ’ re in trouble . He can ’ t guard anyone , guards or forwards .", "id": "twitter_979"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["As has been posted , there was some kind of meeting of \" Opposition Leaders \" and Skippy . Not Scheer . Even though Scheer is the official opposition leader , even though he rec'd more popular votes than Skippy . An ' Insult ' to democracy that drunken May was there , not Scheer . #fail", "@USER May reported that Scheer ’ s comments in the House was too divisive and thus it precluded him from attending 😂 🤣", "@USER @USER And May is somehow credible enough to be quoted ? Didn ’ t she step down in November ?", "@USER @USER She was interviewed by the media . I will try to find it in my news feed ."], "response": "@USER @USER Sorry , should have added to that comment . Not that I don ’ t believe you . Just can ’ t believe anyone would bother listening to her .", "id": "twitter_980"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Word . Like I said .. not rlly the point .", "@USER @USER @USER Did you delete your tweet denying David Brock could be found in the white pages ? Because that comment shows as unavailable and seems to be gone . But I ss it . Did you delete because you were wrong ? Asking for a friend ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Tbh , I did right after I pressed send . But enjoy the low hanging fruit , predictably .", "@USER @USER @USER And yes , right after I wrote it , I realized that ’ s actually a rlly TS thing to have done ...", "@USER @USER @USER Sure ... whatever makes you feel better about yourself .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not that fragile . Wow at the attitude , u good ?", "@USER @USER @USER Im good and it ’ s not an attitude when I ’ m laughing the whole time I ’ m typing . I just find this whole thing so silly when “ proofs ” aren ’ t actually proof of anything . And then it ’ s even funnier when people delete things after they found out they might be wrong . That ’ s all ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That person is a disinf agent . He makes up all sorts of nonsense.He works closely with , and oddly , he blocks me , as he obsesses over me ...", "id": "twitter_981"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you for being an absolutely incredible #AwesomeFriend and I wish everyone an day ", "@USER @USER @USER Goodmorning Rex .. ! ! 😘 😘 Have a beautiful Wednesday brother .. ! ! 🙏 💖 😁 Love you .. ! ! .. "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Lucienne I hope you have an ", "id": "twitter_982"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Checking out posts on Facebook 2day & i came across ds 👇 . I went 2 d husband's page , dia I got 2 knw dey got married in 2012 . D man was very happy . He even wrote \" I married my best friend today \" . D question dat kp pounding in my head is \" at what time did d love btw dem become sour ? ", "@USER Daddy said no she will be single mother .", "@USER @USER But daddy is still alive now o", "@USER @USER What will momy and daddy say ... What momy and daddy said ... Is part of what is causing depression and killing people in their marriages . It kills faster than what other people in the society says", "@USER @USER God hates divorce but I think he likes murderer ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Someone should always be himself most times parents don't understand . An independent individual should be responsible for his life .", "id": "twitter_983"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ You wouldn ’ t say that a child ’ s skin was too dark ... ” @USER tells #BBCBreakfast that afro-textured hair should be legally protected after a girl took legal action when she was repeatedly sent home from school . More : ", "@USER @USER Ahhh the US made this an issue , didnt take long for the UK to follow suit . Schools have rules , if you dont like them , you dont have go to that school . How hard is that to understand 🤦", "@USER @USER @USER Racism has never been understood otherwise it would have been irradiated . Maybe you can tell us what the scientific difference is between her hair and yours . If you don ’ t like human rights , why don ’ t you “ Go back to where YOU came from ? 🤷 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️ #KiwiKeratin", "@USER @USER @USER Why is this issue always made to be a racial one ? Just get your fuckin hair cut and its not a problem . Just because shes black that doesnt mean shes immune to scissors or a trimmer . Also , you are a racist so cheers for your last comment .", "@USER @USER @USER Stop wining . You sound all angst up . “ These immigrants coming over here with their Haka and tattoos thinking they f * ^ % % # } own the place ... ”"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Unlike you , they would have detected the 🙄", "id": "twitter_984"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["MURKOWSKI tells me she ’ s a NO on witnesses", "\" Given how it started , and how its continued , I don't think any new information changes anything . And so I don't think that we can provide a fair trial . We as a Congress have failed with this . We've degraded our institution . And now we're on track to take the Sup . Court with us . \""], "response": "@USER She is certainly no rocket scientist ! @USER #GOPCorruptionOverCountry #GOPCoverup", "id": "twitter_985"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER False . Schmidt is the second best thing 🙃", "@USER @USER can we just agree they are all better together ? lol i ’ m making myself a new girl shirt ! !", "@USER @USER WOW I GUESS SARAH AND I DON ’ T NEED NICE THINGS", "@USER @USER fine ho y ’ all can have shirts too lol", "@USER @USER YAAAAAYYYY . Also we ’ re taking @USER and Andy to Lidl on Saturday if you wanna come ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol a family outing to Lidl ?", "id": "twitter_986"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations to our learners who have worked hard all week with @USER ", "@USER @USER They were all so proud of their accomplishments today ! Everyone of the boys was so careful removing their certificates from their bags and placing them back in ."], "response": "@USER @USER Wonderful ! Thank you @USER for your hard work with our students", "id": "twitter_987"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Schumer and McConnell have told their members that the two leaders have agreed to a proposal that would culminate in a final impeachment vote on Wednesday — after the State of the Union . ", "@USER Clock is ticking @USER ... @USER awaits your call"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER #60minutes Bowl Sunday is when and where Bolton ’ s needed", "id": "twitter_988"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Say something nice about someone and tag them . Spread the love , and make someone's day more sunny ! @USER is a kind , generous , and an amazing human being . He is always hanging out in my stream and keeps me going by making me laugh and smile , he makes my day more sunny !", "@USER @USER @USER is always so open and caring with his community . He constantly thanks those in his chat and offers an ear to listen if anyone needs to talk . He always stays open and asks honest questions . We could all learn a bit about empathy and compassion from him 💜"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are the sweetest ! Thank you ! ! ! You too ! ! ", "id": "twitter_989"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["3rd Febuary . A show and gathering on Balochistan tourism in karachi . To promote Balochistans tourism opportunities and explore new places . ", "@USER Sir , they say Balochistan is not safe place for punjabi's ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Sis if you wana visit you are always welcome its #SAFE & #Balochistan for anyone & credit goes to this , Chief Minister & his team & @USER", "id": "twitter_990"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER This has been one hell of a awesome week . By the way , is back also .. 👍 🏼 😉 🇺 🇸", "@USER @USER @USER Do you ever go through the members of the thread ? I like finding people that blocked me before I talked to them . That is how you know it is a good week 😂 . I just found 3 new ones . 🥂", "@USER @USER @USER That makes me feel sorry for you", "@USER @USER @USER It takes a couple of minutes . It shows me how many unstable leftists are blocking me . No one needs to deal with those crazy SOBs 😂 .", "@USER @USER @USER I notice that twitter has blocked Jeff 😂 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER . I am 100 % sure he was #Russian . He did not know that native English people say \" agreement \" not \" agreeance \" . A not-in-common-use-word that he looked up and used . Like Kim's \" dotard \" .", "id": "twitter_991"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The automatic assumption that Phillip Schofield wilfully and maliciously lied to his family for 27 years is homophobic bullshit , as are the claims to victimhood on behalf of his wife / children . It ’ s perfectly possible that he was a good husband and a loving father , and also gay .", "@USER Whether he was a good husband & father or not doesn ’ t change the fact that his wife gave 27 years of her life to him , to find herself single in her 50s / 60s and contemplating old age alone . He could have done this years ago and freed her to find someone else ."], "response": "@USER @USER Love island addict declares herself expert on other people ’ s marriages and how they work .", "id": "twitter_992"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Update : We hear and understand the concerns of our community and family members regarding JBSA ’ s support for the @USER for the potential repatriation of American citizens who are subject to federal quarantine .", "We plan to hold town halls this week to hear from residents and allow HHS and the @USER to answer your questions . More information on when and where the town hall will take place will be coming in the next few days .", "o clarify , JBSA-Lackland is only providing temporary housing support to HHS for the passengers during their quarantine period . HHS will be responsible for all care , transportation and security of the passengers .", "The incoming passengers will be housed at both the Gateway Inn and the Gateway Villa and will not have access to any other installation locations . HHS and CDC representatives will continually monitor the passengers , and they will not have any contact with the JBSA population .", "We ’ ve contacted guests currently in lodging at Gateway Inn and Gateway Villa and are assisting them with getting alternate accommodations . In addition , the @USER will continue to receive the arrival of new trainees and BMT graduation events will continue as usual .", "37th TRW Leadership assures unit members , families , trainees and visitors to JBSA facilities that they are safe and everyone ’ s well-being is our first priority .", "While the coronavirus is a very serious public health threat , CDC assess the immediate health risk to the general public as low . For more information about the coronavirus , please visit the CDC website : and "], "response": "@USER SA has one of the largest bat populations in the nation . It's irrelevant & means nothing . It just makes me nervous because I'm nearby .", "id": "twitter_993"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The President ’ s lawyers say this is about a “ policy debate . ” It is not . Unless that policy provides that a president can be as corrupt as he chooses and there is nothing Congress can do about it . That must never be the policy of the United States .", "@USER Actually , that ’ s ALL it ’ s about , Adam ... Democrats don ’ t like @USER ’ s policies because they are helping Americans & hurting Democrat power ! 👍"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s about a President breaking the law ... Committing high crimes and misdemeanors , which the House has proved .", "id": "twitter_994"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Can I be sincere for a minute . Put aside your fandom , how great a QB he is , the fact that the coach is an unrepentant cheat , etc . ... you don ’ t think that Tom Brady is a pretty boring guy ?", "@USER @USER @USER All I know is you are a #Troll with no substance or meaning ! You ’ re most definitely a sad #liberal who leads a miserable sad life ! "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Come hang out in Key West with me in March and see what a #liberal I am .", "id": "twitter_995"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My Approval Rating in the Republican Party = 95 % , a record ! Big Iowa win . Approval Rating overall = 53 % , a new high . With our great Economy and other major successes , would be 20 points higher without the phony Witch Hunts and Hoaxes ? ? ?", "@USER Trump has been the greatest president of my lifetime . I am happy to vote for him again in 2020 ."], "response": "@USER @USER I didn't know that a three year old could vote in America", "id": "twitter_996"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Woohoo its #Friday & time to see who ’ s made it on this weeks @USER #List if ya on the list ya 💜 @USER @USER 🤓 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , I ’ m going to show this to my teenage son just incase he was ever in any doubt ! 😊"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER If ya make it on the list ... its totally because ya 😂", "id": "twitter_997"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It was a great and triumphant evening for our Country . Thank you for all of the nice remarks and wonderful reviews of my State of the Union Speech . It was my great honor to have done it !", "@USER @USER @USER Criminals have decked the halls of our political institutions forever . Hussein had his fair share of crimes . The Clinton s are the most corrupt political family ever . The Bushs were criminally corrupt . Lesser of two evils ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The that your ilk excused trump's corruption by pointing to Clinton and in the end , they share an identical stain . #Shadenfreude 😊 , on the other hand , is still showered with accolades and awards . trump's ire is impotent . #ThatMustSuck #ImpeachedForLife ", "id": "twitter_998"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Will the extra money actually go to improvements ? ", "@USER Not as long as they keep their ‘ dividend ’ — if they actually did this to divert to improvements , that would be one thing . But the real squabble is prob-federal funding for those , meaning little progress .", "@USER I find water increases especially irritating . When I had a new furnace installed they added a humidifier . My house needs it in the winter but my latest water bill was $ 185 . I do two loads of laundry a week , don ’ t take long showers , rarely use my dishwasher . I can ’ t afford more .", "@USER Our property taxes and water / sewer have gone up dramatically over the last five years , as has the ‘ assessment ’ of our home ( to a ridiculous level ) , meaning we ’ ll fork over more and more in coming months . It never ends .", "@USER Yes . I took a closer look at my water bill . It was $ 191 but I had a small credit . Over $ 100 of my bill is the sewer charge . My house is assessed at almost $ 60,000 more than my neighbour ’ s slightly bigger but otherwise the same house . I need a second job to afford living here ."], "response": "@USER @USER I'm moving to Plum Coulee . Either that , or will be investing in chamber pots and melting snow in order to launder my clothes and bathe in 🙄", "id": "twitter_999"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER what air fresheners do you use in your toilets please ? #askingforafriend 🤪", "@USER Hi Claire , thanks for getting in touch . Can you let me know what store you are asking about ? Why do you want this information ? TY - Anna", "@USER Hi Anna - well I used the toilet In Llandrindod wells store and the smell reminded me of the toilets in @USER - I wanted to go and book a holiday there and then ! ! #takemeback #thepowerofsmell 🤪 😂 👃 🏽", "@USER Hi Claire , I think this is the 1st time a customer has wanted to book a holiday after smelling the fragrance in our toilets . We use different cleaning companies in all our stores so I'm going to ask the store to see if they can find out for you , please bare with me . TY - Terry"], "response": "@USER I am loving this - customer satisfaction at its very best ! X", "id": "twitter_1000"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER GIRF . Does F stand for “ Farse ” ? And look at your customer support - Dumb nitwits . Bought a deal , place does not exist . Waste of time , petrol and money to buy the deal .", "@USER We got to know this has been addressed . Looking forward for you to Dineout soon again ! :)"], "response": "@USER So , you take money and make the customer run around the city . When you return the money , problem is solved . Blessed and thanks that I got my money back .", "id": "twitter_1001"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["NEW at The Informant : A man in Arizona has been accused by federal authorities of threatening to kill Congressman Adam Schiff . He told investigators he made the threatening call after getting drunk and watching Fox News . ", "@USER @USER It had nothing to do with the president threatening Congressman Schiff on @USER .", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? And you know this ... how ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I keep forgetting to add that", "id": "twitter_1002"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“ I am here to warn you that free trade is being choked , ” says @USER , who has taken his country out of the world ’ s biggest free trade zone , and put up non tariff barriers for all businesses I honestly don ’ t get how we are meant to cope with this utterly luminous filth .", "@USER @USER 7.3 billion people , 168 nations , 85 % of global growth , 84 % of global GDP - outside the EU . Not rocket science ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And our biggest trading partners outside EU are much more powerful than us . We will see cheap imports and tariffs on exports as we are a weak nation who has no other trade deals to fall back on . idea .", "id": "twitter_1003"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I didn't want to be right about this but turns out I am . In #NewJersey the @USER picks the frontrunner THEN we have a primary 😠 What happened to #UnapologeticallyConservative #LeadRight ❓ When we say do we not make ourselves clear enough ? NJ primary is June 3 ", "@USER @USER There are people who would vote for the devil himself if he wore an \" R \" after their name .", "@USER @USER What's sad is that basically they are no better than the DemoNcrats who tried to tell 63 million people that our votes don't matter I've been involved in campaigns in 2 other States , WA & FL Never saw anything to compare to this 😷 #NewJersey primary is June 2 Make It Clear ", "@USER @USER @USER I've been in NJ over 35 years . I don't remember a single conservative getting the Republican nomination for senator or governor in all that time .", "@USER @USER @USER The entire attitude should hv changed after the #TrumpRallyWildwood NJ hasn't had a true conservative . Guy who ran against menendez declared himself an Independent on Fox news a week after winning the nomination I just came back here a few years ago . Ima no understand 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER I haven't made a study of this but an observation from living here is wealthy NJ Republicans are Wall Streeters , corporate execs , lawfirm partnersm etc . who are Whitman type RINOs and they prefer dems to conservatives ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'd guess you're ❗ I'm not naive - I understand that 💰 talks , but this makes my ❤ sink .", "id": "twitter_1004"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wanted : woman performer for superbowl . Must have multiple platinum records , run a 4:30 mile and fit into rhinestones . Wanted : male performer for Super Bowl . Must have baggy pants and weird glasses .", "@USER @USER Was just pointing out to hubs and son how she has to do Cirque de Soleil off a stripper pole while singing and male performers never have to do crap like that when baggy pants made his lackluster entrance ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Apparently feminism only applies to women who dress like others tell them to . #antifeminism #JFC", "id": "twitter_1005"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Governments of Jersey , Nigeria , and the United States of America to return over US $ 308 million in confiscated funds to the people of Nigeria in landmark agreement . Read the joint press release » ", "@USER Is there any reason why @USER @USER should not investigate Mohammed Abacha and other associates referred to in this statement just like it is being done with Malabu . Investigation is already concluded and culprit already known in this matter ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Maybe baba is not as clear-eyed against corruption as we thought but not only seeing through a rose-colored glass , they may be selectively picking their battles in line with a compromised agenda ... maybe just maybe ...", "id": "twitter_1006"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Warcraft III : Reforged launches today ! If you're having trouble installing the game , the information here can help : #TechTuesday", "@USER WHEN WILL YOU FIX THE EVENT CROWN QUEST BUGS ? ? ? YOU INCOMPETENTS , DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR MONEY"], "response": "@USER @USER you should fix your keyboard first , seems like your caps is on .", "id": "twitter_1007"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you Holly for the lovely mention . I will add these wonderful friends for a #writerslift ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Quinn ! Here's hoping that each day gets better for my wonderful writer friends : ✨ 🖤 ✨ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you 🧚 🏻 Great friends for a #writerslift "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you absolutely incredible #AwesomeFriend Quinn for putting me on your #AwesomeList these people retweeted my pinned post ", "id": "twitter_1008"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s becoming increasingly apparent that the most important thing is to defeat the establishment . I ’ ll consider voting for any anti-establishment candidate regardless of their party affiliation .", "@USER I've always been this way voted for @USER @USER They didn't win but I have NO REGRET"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER There's no such thing as #LesserOf2Evils there's only #Wolves #WolvesInSheepsClothing & , the is hard to find but you know it when you see / hear it & it can be corrupted at any time so vigilance is also required", "id": "twitter_1009"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Not sure I've ever seen both codes of rugby so enraptured on Twitter with what has happened in the last hour . Sure , I have questions for the Dragons in employing Folau . Am I champing at the bit to see him playing in front of a crowd of rainbow bedecked sinners in Wigan ? YERP !", "@USER TBH , the uproar seems astonishingly bigoted and intolerant . What happened to freedom of expression and religion ? Sure , people have a wonderful right to disagree and say so , but the public vilification reveals many to be hugely intolerant of anything and anyone they disagree with .", "@USER @USER Expressing religious beliefs shouldn't include public condemnation of vast groups of individuals . No one is vilifying him because he's christian , he's getting vilified for being a conceited bigot ."], "response": "@USER @USER I think you ’ ll find his articulation exactly aligns with the orthodox Christian position that the bible is very clear on . To vilify him is to vilify every Christian and ban it from public discourse & representation . How come you ’ re allowed to “ publicly condemn ” Christians ?", "id": "twitter_1010"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["There are 120,000 people living in The Villages , and three of them are Democrats . Two of them are my parents , and the other one is this guy ", "@USER I love that she accosts him and then acts like he ’ s threatening her . So on brand !"], "response": "@USER @USER She impeded on him and his light reading ! #Stable", "id": "twitter_1011"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You wanna follow Islam , then follow Islam properly . Islam forbids music , singing , dancing . Stop music , singing , dancing . Islam forbids drawing human images . Stop drawing , painting , photographing human images . Simple .", "@USER Ban the bikini , it promotes lust in men.simple", "@USER @USER Ban islam , it promotes terrorism and lustful men like u . All problems solved .", "@USER @USER U get sarcasm right ? , this issue is being blown out of proportion , this lady is jobless I think , she might need a job ."], "response": "@USER @USER So by banning bikini she will get a job ?", "id": "twitter_1012"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Alex Ovechkin : 14 goals in last 7 games . 3 hat tricks in last 6 games . 698 career goals .", "@USER Best goal scorer ever . Many are better hockey players but not better goal scorers", "@USER @USER Bossy . By every metric except longevity .", "@USER @USER @USER And that very metric is what makes Ovi so incredible . Like , I love Mike Bossy . I am a hardcore Ranger fan and I have a Mike Bossy Isles jersey hanging in my closet . But it's very likely Mike tails off like all the others . Ovi is the very definition of goal scoring consistency ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Mari lo then .. did it post back surgery and post cancer . Ovi", "id": "twitter_1013"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["From snowflakes to gammons , here's why cartooning political opponents is bad for us ", "@USER People think they are smarter than they really are and are rarely able to back their ideas . Instead of writing off the other side we should all be listening and refining our ideas . Not shutting down discussion on twitter with insults", "@USER @USER Yes we really should be listening to the fascist views of the No10 incumbents . According to the BBC , that is ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ha ha . way to go to miss the point completely !", "id": "twitter_1014"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Who talks like this ? Who teaches people to write like this ? ? ", "@USER Inexperienced people who are trying to build a network and get ahead , but don't have anything of value to offer .", "@USER @USER Wow Bill , even though we ’ re both in the same sphere , it ’ s like you don ’ t even care that we probably could be helpful to each other ."], "response": "@USER @USER Wow . I feel so honored , Blake . I would never have dared to claim that I am in your sphere . #SphereWorthy ? #ReallyReally ?", "id": "twitter_1015"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Anyone else super anxious about coronavirus becoming a problem in the UK due to how much money has been cut to fund the NHS in recent years , if it becomes as much of an epidemic over here , we are screwed as a nation .", "@USER No , it ’ s not even that severe . Flu kills like 400 + people a day , no panic about that is there", "@USER Well flu has like a 0.05 % death rate compared to infections , too early to gauge what nCoV will be as it's still kinda concentrated in one place , all I was saying is if it is like an epidemic over here , the NHS aren't exactly well equipped"], "response": "@USER @USER Well the £ 350m is going into the NHS as promised right ? Clearly they wouldn't lie to win a majority vote right ? Right ? #onecandream", "id": "twitter_1016"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The day has come , the dice have been thrown . Join Team Eurogamer and @USER at 2pm GMT for the premiere of our brand new D & D series , The Break Quest Club . Watch it here : ", "@USER @USER #LovedIt and looking forward to watching the further @USER adventures of 🐈 🍳 🃏 & 🤖 🧝 ‍ ️ #DnD #TheBreakQuestClub "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Featuring the character designs as always by the 🖌 ️ 🖼 ️ 🙂 👍 👏 #TheBreakQuestClub ‍ ️ ", "id": "twitter_1017"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thoughts ? Doctor refuses to provide contraception and other sexual health services ", "@USER 🤔 Slippery slope . What if Dr doesn ’ t believe in vaccinations ? What if Dr doesn ’ t want to treat people with HIV ? The list goes on .. if this Dr can pick and chose who and what he treats , he should not be allowed to practice in a secular country like Australia ."], "response": "@USER @USER My GP doesn't do open heart surgery . HE SHOULD LOSE HIS LICENSE !", "id": "twitter_1018"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Guess what everyone ? IT ’ S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY , AND MY TEAM IS PLAYING IN IT ! ! ! #GoNiners #SBLIV #BeatKC ", "@USER Niners played well up until the 4th . Congrats on them for even making the Super Bowl . You can call the Seahawks whatever ridiculous name you want but I have no hate towards the Niners . Just happy we witnessed a great Super Bowl .", "@USER You ’ re right ... I will stop calling them what I ’ ve called them . They are the Seahawks and that ’ s what they should be called . #Respect"], "response": "@USER Congrats to the ' State of Kansas ' and Chiefs for winning the Super Bowl . #respect #trumptweets ", "id": "twitter_1019"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I love amazon so much that sometimes I just hang out on the app and scroll through like it ’ s a social media , and I ’ m not even ashamed", "@USER You're welcome ! I love working for the most customer obsessed company in the world !", "@USER @USER I think you meant to say ‘ money obsessed ’ . Why do u think @USER is so rich ? Because he STEALS people ’ s money #thieves"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Nope , I meant customer obsessed . However Bezos got rich , he takes care of his customers & employees . Where else can you get amazing benefits from DAY ONE ? Medical benefits that include dialysis , which is unheard of an insurance company covering ? Or full braces paid for ?", "id": "twitter_1020"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I read this in @USER ' s voice and feel so seen . I've been kind of #RotR adjacent the last few weeks . I suppose I can * attempt * to rein it in tomorrow . #TeamPete ", "@USER @USER I've totally been ROTR-incompliant the whole time but tomorrow I'm not going to stray outside the #TeamPete circle . Tomorrow is special . Pete , Chasten and this campaign is special ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER ‘ Look , I ’ ve probably been ROTR Incompliant ’ 😂 😂 😂 . Loved following you Tyler , it ’ s been a & that ’ s 1 ROTR !", "id": "twitter_1021"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I really dont believe in love anymore ... its too painful ...", "@USER I believe you Till you find true love connect with the source of Joy that lives in your heart Wish you happiness", "@USER Thanks a lot ... my heart is full of pain .. and it wont go away ..."], "response": "@USER Every form of worldly love is physical ' give and take ' in nature We are all beggars we seek love from one another Your true lover lives in your heart 24x7 the one who protects you at every step the one who is source of #LoveAndJoy Wish you Joy", "id": "twitter_1022"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Elon Musk is the guy who spends $ 20 million on law suits for silly tweets And won ’ t buy a super bowl commercial to transition the world to sustainable energy", "@USER But he made others spend $ $ on super bowl commercials and forced them to transition to sustainable energy"], "response": "@USER @USER They spend money every year on SB commercials . ", "id": "twitter_1023"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Interesting @USER report from @USER showing , amount other things , volume of work at various intensities over the last two weeks for @USER Total V : 24,500 m < 70 % : 22,026 m ( includes w-ups ) > 94 % : 228m ", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s 15 miles per week . Sorry , had to convert it for a distance running coach . None of those other numbers matter , just that one ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Curious , why do u say none of the other numbers matter except total volume considering the original comment was about ratios ? ? ( Or did I just miss the )", "id": "twitter_1024"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Consciously choosing to not work-out this morning . #NoExcuses #EasternTimeZoneCheckIn Hope you all have a Great Day !", "@USER What ’ s the reason ? I missed yesterday and was disappointed in myself ."], "response": "@USER I am consciously acting to \" stretch \" beyond my natural ( valid and valuable ) archetypal patterning . Taking a day to relax and regroup , building some energy to start \" stretching \" myself again . It's an ongoing experiment and learning process . Will share more soon . All ! 😊", "id": "twitter_1025"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER you giys are scammers . Cause of your false response I suffer more than 1 month and now you ’ re saying you can orovide me all those tomorrow . But what about those suffering . #Scammer #worstinbusiness", "@USER you guys are not even bothring to respond . Next level of scammer in Canada . #worstcustomerservice #fakepromise", "@USER Hi Ronak . We did respond to your DM yesterday and let you know that we would look into your request and follow up with you today ."], "response": "@USER Scam continues as I went to your location they said we already ran out of kits . #scammer #fake", "id": "twitter_1026"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Exchange between @USER producer Jason Donner and @USER Question : Why did you rip up the speech madam speaker ? Speaker Pelosi : “ Because it was the courteous thing to do considering the alternatives . ”", "@USER @USER @USER No , a courteous person would've slipped it back in its folder and thrown it away in the privacy of her office . A courteous person would also not have muttered , made faces , or been ridiculously unprofessional during the speech .", "@USER @USER @USER Republican Joe Wilson yelled \" you lie \" at Obama during a speech to a joint session of Congress .", "@USER @USER @USER And that was out of line , but Joe Wilson was a rank and file member of Congress , not the leader of the party"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I like that you ’ re holding the leader of the house to a higher standard than the leader of our national government .", "id": "twitter_1027"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If they lose Hooper , you better believe they ’ ll sign a guy like Cameron Brate to replace him . Can ’ t go into the season with Luke Stocker and Graham as the top two TEs . ", "@USER Get Jimmy Graham ... he loves Atlanta", "@USER @USER Stay in Canada with comments like that !"], "response": "@USER @USER Calm down pal ! Guess I should of put", "id": "twitter_1028"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Due to a new cable box being in the house when anyone wants to wacth #FoxSports we need to look for the #PBS channel . Oh and #SyFy is It's a cable flip-flop for I got my 10min before kick off .", "@USER Good evening Feisty and thanks for reaching out on Twitter . I apologize for any problems you're having with your service and am happy to help . If you'd like , DM us your account number or service address and we'll take a look . ^ AS"], "response": "@USER Right now I have TWO tech service tickets already scheduled for the earliest available time , Friday between 8am - noon . Very excited to wait a FULL week to finally watch what I pay for . <-- incase you missed it", "id": "twitter_1029"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["After much deliberation I ’ m supporting @USER for President in the primaries . I think she ’ s pragmatic and responsible and will work hard to get things done .", "@USER @USER @USER Um , stop the presses . Hollywood personality gets political ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I couldn ’ t agree more ... it ’ s astounding that a US citizen would publicly voice their choice of candidate !", "id": "twitter_1030"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["May the #miracle of family reconciliation be UPON all fractured families one day very soon ! #Depression #Prayer", "@USER Praying for the restoration of all broken and hurting families and marriages . With God all things are possible . Expect a miracle . Amen"], "response": "@USER May the #miracle of ALL broken hearts come to be true without delay ! #FracturedFamiliesPrayer Ezekiel 36:26 #RECONCILIATION", "id": "twitter_1031"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We began the cleanup at 4am ⁦ @USER ⁩ XBox Plaza and we have now boxed 1353 basketballs dedicated to Kobe and Gianna . Truly amazing the outpouring of love from the City of Angels in honor of the 9 who lost their lives 1/26 / 20 ", "@USER @USER Wonder what will be done with them"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I feel these items will be used for great service ! A Charity for the underprivileged , or a memorabilia museum commemorating the legacy that Kobe Bryant has left with humanity , so that he and Gigi will live on forever . #KobeByrant #KobeAndGigi 🙏 ❤ ️", "id": "twitter_1032"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is Conversion Therapy . A blatant attempt to compile a list of Irish ‘ Therapists ’ willing to perform a torturous act upon trans children and young people . ", "@USER What's a gender critical therapist ? Sorry just trying to understand , dont know the terminology"], "response": "@USER @USER Not supportive of #transgender people - families ans friends - people we", "id": "twitter_1033"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I am So 😳 😳 😳 Ma is Yelling at me ", "@USER We all need a mud bath now and then ."], "response": "@USER So Glad his Little human friend taught him how to play in Puddles 😤 ", "id": "twitter_1034"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Like to share w / you this info . Interview w / #coronavirus expert . Share some knowledge ", "@USER I truly wish this were the case , but there are whole families dying in China from this . Mother , grandfather and grandmother . This doesn ’ t happen with a bad cold . He is spreading dangerous info . We see reality with our eyes , not a “ experts ” words .", "@USER Are you a coronavirus expert ? I like to hear more scientific info because I will be back to Hong Kong soon . I need some prevention", "@USER There are no “ experts ” . Tell me why we haven ’ t heard from the nurses and drs . Actually treating these patients ? We only hear from academics with no true knowledge of this , as I said we see reality with our eyes , no expert can tell you this is bad cold . They ’ re closing countries"], "response": "@USER I don ’ t understand this . My tweet is not a place for #hate but connect to the world and make a place with . So please find other outlets . Thank you 🙏 🏻", "id": "twitter_1035"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Carbon tax debate aside , the #harvestfromhell is indicative of the threats and challenges our farmers are and will be facing from #ClimateChange . They are on the front lines and will be facing many more adverse weather events in the future . ", "@USER Thanks for the support Alistair ! Looking for your support for our ask for a carbon tax refund !"], "response": "@USER @USER You don ’ t deserve a refund . Your problems are being caused by climate change , yet you don ’ t want to do anything about climate change . Too bad .", "id": "twitter_1036"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I love #ThirstyThursdays ! ! Today , I'm #Thankful for all of you in the #WritingCommunity and alcohol ! 🥃 @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you it sure has been one of those Thursdays , anyone else fell this way ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Derek . I don't drink any alcohol , haven't since I was 17 , but I am totally addicted to Hot Chocolate . Thursday was reasonably good , hoping today will be too . ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you it is now Friday evening in Southeast Asia schools are closed because of the Corona virus scare but I ’ m just trying to work on today ’ s #AwesomeList to all my #AwesomeFriends what about you ", "@USER @USER @USER Rex the Corona virus is scary ... are you doing okay ? Still Friday here , but earlier today I went to the studio and recorded one of my short stories . I'm so excited ! I can't wait to share it ! ", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m okay other than I cannot work and earn a living until schools reopen . At the cost of living is cheaper and I can eat rice which I stocked my apartment with for a while if it comes to that", "@USER @USER @USER Omg I may have to send you a care package ! Seriously if you want something - I will send it !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you you ’ re I appreciate it I also appreciate how you support my work as an author because the more exposure I get as a writer the less I have to worry about how this situation affects my ability to earn a living here", "id": "twitter_1037"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Tech tip for people who are not as good at computers as me : A great way to organise your files is by storing them in \" folders \" . And the best part is that computers are so advanced nowadays that they automatically number your folders so that you can easily tell them apart 👍 ", "@USER Hi Michael , I own a computer company and employ lots of men with side partings and glasses to work for me . If you want a job ( and happen to have a side parting / specs ) just drop me a letter or postcard 👍", "@USER Thank you for this offer . Can I have Mondays off ? And Fridays ? And can I be the boss of everyone ? Also , I don't think I'll be able to make it in on Tuesdays . I hope that okay ."], "response": "@USER @USER Innovation right here ! We've heard how successful the \" 4 day work week \" is recently . How about the \" 2 dayer \" ?", "id": "twitter_1038"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Baker Mayfield is BETTER than Josh Allen ? ! ? @USER is clearly biased ! He must hate Allen ! He must hate the #Bills ! He must hate Buffalo ! Or does he have a point ? On the raging Twitter beef between #BillsMafia & the analytics community : @USER ", "@USER @USER “ When someone says something disparaging about the team or a player on the team , that to a lot of fans is like insulting their mother . So they ’ re going to come at you . \" – @USER , one of the founding fathers of #BillsMafia . ", "@USER @USER @USER This is not dissimilar to how cults operate .", "@USER @USER @USER Wishing for someone to be targeted with the intention of physically harming them > telling someone you disagree with that they ’ re wrong . What ’ s it like up there on that soap box of yours ? "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh no , you ’ re entitled to your opinion . Please have it . But I ’ ll be hoping that your mother falls down the stairs and physically injures herself because we disagree about the principle of something on Twitter #lol", "id": "twitter_1039"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Correction Jen does have a job . She ’ s a wife , a mom and avid Chanel shopper . #RHONJ", "@USER A mom of five kids ! Trying doing that for a week Margaret 😘", "@USER @USER I did it with 4 ❤ ️ in my 20 ’ s but granted I had full time live in help , just like Jen . 😜 💕 💋 👧", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? ! ? Ya ’ ll are bragging about live ins ? ? I would be Embarrassed ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER isn ’ t bragging . She is making a point that Jennifer has paid assistance .", "id": "twitter_1040"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I dont even need to try and do something bc everyone knows how horribly gtfo tanked ", "@USER Come on , you stan Jflop , you can't talk about flops .", "@USER @USER All them forgettable #1s and jlos vlog coming to out view ! ! ! ", "@USER @USER Whatever sis , and Mariah outstreamed in all the streaming services combined . But anyways . ", "@USER @USER Wowww 20k more copies 🤩 But did that album snatch a top 20 multi platinum song ? don ’ t think so !", "@USER @USER Lmao , even MIAM , an album from literally almost the same year of K . A . K . A , has a song x2 platinum , 3 million worldwide , and it outsold too . Oh , and it doesn't matter , Caution outsold K . A . K . A", "@USER @USER Dinero outsold all of Mariah songs from the past 8 years"], "response": "@USER @USER No sis , it didn't outsell , 3 million worldwide x2 platinum .", "id": "twitter_1041"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We made a tough call this week to pull our 7yo from her school and teach her at home to meet specific needs . I was terrified . Maybe kinda still am . But now that I'm drafting lesson plans and assigning Haiku as our first writing lesson , I'm feeling proud and excited ! ! !", "@USER We are in our third year of #homeschooling and it's still a little terrifying . Sometimes I think my kids are behind in this or that , and then I see what we have accomplished and what we can do in just a few minutes a day and I feel much better .", "@USER It helps me to remember how much time in an institution is wasted . Then I feel less like I'm in over my head . Plus , my husband and I are educators . So I'm getting giddy about running the show 😉", "@USER @USER I had to send the superintendent of whichever school district we were in at the time all sorts of paperwork , including a record of hours spent in instruction . We had to do the same amount of time as a public school , but every minute we spent was on instruction ."], "response": "@USER @USER Some parents get creative with the record sheet , such as counting trips to the grocery store as instruction ( which it totally can be ) or taking a walk outside ( physical instruction ) . Don't forget recess . ( but not really ) Thankfully our state doesn't require it .", "id": "twitter_1042"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["you guys i just paid $ 7.63 for a coffee i don ’ t even understand how that ’ s possible - it makes my brain hurt am i crazy for thinking this is crazy ? i can ’ t get over it . ", "@USER I just paid for a $ 4.60 cappuccino . I've been going to this place for months , known by name , but they wouldn't allow me to use my card ( $ 5 limit ) . So I went upstairs ( to my apartment ) and collected $ 4.60 in nickels and dimes ."], "response": "@USER @USER Most people here ( au ) don't even carry cash any more 95 % of coffees bought in card . Using RFID chip in the card .", "id": "twitter_1043"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is not coffee ! ! ! Ye aapne kya bol diya 😭 ", "@USER Whoa ! Do you have a ( very talented ) digital Team handling your #Twitter ! 🙏 @USER @USER"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER wali praise , earlier too - you & couple of your fans , didn't appreciate ? 🤔 🧐", "id": "twitter_1044"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Medikal is the best Strongman is the best Teephlow is the best Kwesi Arthur is the best Is okay we have 👂 you guys ! Now can we channel that energy to post their music links at 4pm today ? .", "@USER If we cant find #Obibini there den the list is wrong . #PromoteRealRap ! ! !", "@USER What is the meaning of this ? No one was comparing him today on this app"], "response": "@USER I just want to say he is the too .", "id": "twitter_1045"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It's a lazy #SuperBowl Sunday pregame edition of #AskBen , your questions and my answers until it gets repetitious and stale", "@USER Hey Ben ! When I listen to the THE FIFTH HOUR of your PODCAST your voice sound different ! Do you use a microphone from another dimension when you ’ re recording ? 🤔 #AskBen 😁 ", "@USER @USER I was thinking the same thing .", "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s badly overmodulating . Bad job by you Ben", "@USER @USER @USER That's because doesn't know how to produce audio levels ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER don ’ t blame me for your buckled voice . Get out of bed at an earlier time . #SuperBowl", "id": "twitter_1046"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Worst fastag services facing by @USER my fastag still showing payment confirmation awaited of 2000 after 60 hours of recharge . Got stucked with minimum balance , no solution with helpline or emails @USER #worstservices @USER #Fastag ", "@USER Kindly email your details / concern and the screenshot to helpdesk.fastag@sbi.co.in and team.sbietc@sbi.co.in and our concerned team would look into the concern . You can call our Contact Center Toll Free Number : 1800-11- 0018"], "response": "@USER Already sent emails and reminders with appropriate screenshots , it's been 2 days now , there is not even a single reply from your end . No response from customer care and they are continuously refering here nd there for no reason still at loosing side @USER ", "id": "twitter_1047"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Love the way Marcus Smart plays . Love it . On the other hand , this is worth a fine for acting as if he was shot by rifle after being grazed in the head . ", "@USER The NBA refs are so horrible you have to over act every time to get a call . It ’ s seriously bad in that league . Worst refs out of any pro sports", "@USER @USER Ok so flopping makes it so much easier for the refs ?", "@USER @USER Huh ? This isn ’ t even about flopping . Not sure what you are even saying .", "@USER @USER Legs flying . Thought he got shot . Thankfully , he lived ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I would have put Marcus and the defender in concussion protocol for the duration . Not sure how either guy survived an epic crash of that magnitude .", "id": "twitter_1048"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#DemDebates they fought and shouted about being filthy rich , making this or that bunch's #talking point , etc . , the same old #division and hype that put us at our neighbor's throat in the first place ! ( who hates ) spoke about problems of overall : booed . 🤔 ", "@USER funny , using a divisionistit statemet to blame someone else for the division . ( on a liberal democratically owned and operated social media website ) no Dems no voice"], "response": "@USER • Standing w / humanity over #division is NOT divisionist¹ . • #Dems ARE smart ! But like MOST of us , get so easily #distracted by EMPTY and — losing sight of LONG-TERM societal goals . • For the record , I'm an . 🇺 🇸 ¹ I know YOU are , but what am I ? 🤔 ", "id": "twitter_1049"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What exactly are the #Habs apologists defending ? What ? Define success . Why do you feel the team & management are successful ? Cuz they made the playoffs once in last 5 years ? Cuz they exceeded expectations last year ? Cuz Bergy landed Suzuki ? Cuz the future looks bright ?", "@USER The only expectations exceeded were those set by Bergevin's . \" I hope we will compete for a playoff spot \" . Then when #Habs reached that target ? Powerplay specialists Weal and Thompson arrive to solve the team's problems with the man advantage .", "@USER 100 % - set the bar low , way low - \" we aim to be a wild card contender \" . Just get a toe into the playoffs & you can always hope & pray for the best . Yup , we've beaten this dead horse numerous times over the past few weeks . Aghh .", "@USER Yes , hence I have zero expectations for at least the next two seasons .", "@USER 👍 And given where the #Habs stand today , that is the 100 % honest #truth and anybody claiming otherwise is straight out lying and hoping for some yet to be proven miracles ."], "response": "@USER @USER Funny thing though , they're putting ALL their eggs into the ' next yr basket ' thing . Fans are excited about the future ( 2-4 yrs away ) while this dingdong crew are doing EVERYTHING they can to ensure that team in 2-4 yrs will be much weaker than it can be . ", "id": "twitter_1050"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Weeks ago I said I would vote for outcome that best furthers the “ public good ” Guilty = Removal And removal , based on a narrowly voted partisan impeachment & without broad public support would produce divisiveness & bitterness & threaten our nation for decades ", "The Framers made it abundantly clear that even if actions are “ impeachable ” its up to the Senate to decide if its in the nations best interest to “ remove ” Removing the President on Article I would inflict severe damage on the nation even if proven beyond doubt ( which it was not )", "Article II is not even impeachable , must less “ removable ”"], "response": "@USER Man you are absolutely bought and paid for !", "id": "twitter_1051"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m giving $ 10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @USER and me ! ! ! ( You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $ ) Last giveaway for a long time , will show proof !", "Winner will be picked in 72 hours ! Good luck !"], "response": "@USER Man that $ 10000 would help me and my family out a lot . I could use that to get a place right here in the trailer park we are in , help my cousin get some baby stuff to help prepare her for the new arrival .", "id": "twitter_1052"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What 2020 Presidential contender said the following ? - \" I'd fuck that in a second , \" - \" I ’ d do that piece of meat … ” - “ If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains they ’ d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale ’ s ” - Called women : “ fat broads ” & “ horse-faced lesbian . ”", "@USER Links ? ? ? Don't believe a word of it ."], "response": "@USER @USER it's all true . there's more . no one has done the research . there's some democratic research against him since he was a republican .", "id": "twitter_1053"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In 2000 Austria was ostracized from EU institutions when the government went into a coalition with the right-wing Freedom Party . What about #SinnFéin in #Ireland the political branch of the IRA .. the fucking , murderous , knee-capping IRA . ", "@USER @USER Don ’ t understand your point lad ? ? ..."], "response": "@USER @USER Yyeeeooo weaker ... and you a Brit", "id": "twitter_1054"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If anyone has any information about the murder of dog toy Duck , please contact the KPD . Human speakers can be reached at the nearest Chipotle . Dog speakers can be reached at Bark-Bark-Lick-Lick .", "Update on the toy duck case : sketch artist Cameron Kwong has released sketches of the 2 suspects . If you have any info abt these doggos , contact the KPD at I-LOVE-DOGS #sketchesofdogs "], "response": "@USER Thank you @USER for your cooperation . Thanks to you , the suspects have been apprehended and given frowny faces for their crime", "id": "twitter_1055"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bronny threw down the same Kobe dunk that LBJ did 🙏 ( via @USER | teamjamesfamily / IG ) ", "@USER @USER @USER What do you mean \" connections \" ? His Dad is LeBron James"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You missed it . * Of course he has connections when his dad is LeBron James . ", "id": "twitter_1056"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["50 hr / week job , 5 law classes , campaigning on the weekends , dry January & a bad cold got me like ", "@USER at least you ’ re done with january tomorrow ! you ’ ve got this"], "response": "@USER But too sick to want to drink 😂 so impressed you ’ re doing February too !", "id": "twitter_1057"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Human Scum . If you can name 5 or more of these folks you qualify for the hidden handshake ... Go ... ", "@USER This is easy even without the picture . When one thinks \" principles \" who doesn't immediately think of Rick Wilson , Tom Nichols , Amanda Carpenter , Bill Kristol and Evan McMullin ?"], "response": "@USER I assume this is clear enough to steer clear of Poe's Law and I don't have to mention", "id": "twitter_1058"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You ’ ve done it America . You ’ ve blown by Michael Moore ... ( who is that at #18 ? ? ) ", "@USER The pen is mightier than the cheeseburger ."], "response": "@USER @USER I think Stu ’ s show would absolutely have bombed if it wasn ’ t for the #NancyPelosiSucksPens .", "id": "twitter_1059"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Big Anthem update . Unfortunately the website was buggy and I have no idea what ’ s happening . #offlinemode #singleplayer ", "@USER I see what you mean . Anthem is the game I'd love to love , though it failed on too many levels . I'm eager to see how they fix the game . Alas , the website isn't working . Such is the state of Anthem . . . . Haha .", "@USER This exactly . From far away it looks perfect , from trailers it looks amazing . The aesthetic , lore , all the pieces are there for a strong game they just need to change their focus . I still can ’ t read the blog but I hope that is what they are discussing .", "@USER I was able to read the blog . It pretty much said they are doing a massive rework of the game . This will prevent them from releasing new content until the rework is done . They recognize they made a mistake with shipping an incomplete game and will take their time with the rework ."], "response": "@USER I finally got in as well . I still can ’ t believe their website bugged out . This gives me some hope especially since they recognize what they did and what needs to be done .", "id": "twitter_1060"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" Provider \" or \" prescriber \" - is a corporate attempt to control & reduce patient-clinician relationships Just like in the Soviet Union , where the communist party mandated that people call each other \" comrades \" A nurse , a physician , a therapist is not a \" prescriber \" or \" provider \" ", "@USER Exactly ... do get me started on this ... cbt Practitioners have clients ... a patient is a patient deriving from the French meaning to suffer", "@USER It infantalises both doctor and patient ... and worse am sure it's complict with things like the opioid crisis", "@USER For corporate manufacturers , an opioid prescriber was a necessary element in their sales process . Had there been more doctors responsible for treating their patients , not just prescribing , maybe the opioid crisis could have been prevented ?", "@USER Yes indeed . The language problem extends further . I was talking with priests and lay Spiritual directors a while ago ... they were referring to their clients in Spiritual direction ... you see the problem ... clients ? ? ?"], "response": "@USER From clients , there is only one step to customers . BTW , how do they market their spiritual service products to their customer base ? I would not specifically blame priests . They are not the only ones falling in this trap . I see it daily in university departments .", "id": "twitter_1061"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER On #asf vaccine news ? But it ’ s not fresh one 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER True , but thinking this market is trading more off virus fears than this news at the moment ... #coronoravirus is a bigger deal for #hogs , slows down imports ..."], "response": "@USER I hope you also agree that it is more panic than real treat ? Or less Chinese less consumption ?", "id": "twitter_1062"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I'm new here ... In need of new friends around the world 🌎 I'm Dextro the Puerto Rican Bull Terrier 🇵 🇷 🇵 🇷 .. Hola ! ! ", "@USER Hi Dextro we are from Newfoundland , Canada 🇨 🇦 "], "response": "@USER Yay friends from Canada . My Hooman dreams of going there on vacation someday .. Nice to meet ya guy's ! ! 💗 💗 💗", "id": "twitter_1063"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER don ’ t call me by my first name boy i ’ m your father", "@USER you found me in the forest ghetsis", "@USER AND ? ? ? who told you the monster under your bed would eat you ? who embarrassed you publicly ? who skipped out on the father / child school dance ? that ’ s right . me", "@USER do you need therapy ghetsis i get going to alola was hard but you seem broken", "@USER modern medicine is a scam . i ’ m not going", "@USER this is why people laugh at you dad", "@USER i laugh at you every day", "@USER watch it boy or i ’ ll cut off your allowance", "@USER ghetsis i moved out 5 years ago", "@USER and every day my life has gotten better", "@USER i miss claiming you on my tax forms", "@USER nobody does taxes dont be ashamed", "@USER i taught you everything it ’ s not my fault you didn ’ t listen", "@USER half the time you were in your room crying"], "response": "@USER imagine hearing your ailing father cry in his room and not doing anything about it", "id": "twitter_1064"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow , I saw a robin this morning , and now there's the first sign of orange in the CFS Dashboard ! Perhaps there's a glimmer of light at the end of this long tunnel ! #Spring ", "@USER The reason you saw a robin is they never left . Been seeing robins in Omaha all winter . Just sayin"], "response": "@USER Exactly why I added the sighting of a robin to the list of forecasting methods as crazy as a ground hog and a 768 hour CFS model forecast .", "id": "twitter_1065"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Two idiots who were suppose to be in self isolation in Adelaide South Australia decided to go to a public house auction and spread the disease with 40 other innocent bystanders . I hope that they will be FINED or JAILED for this criminal act #coronavirus", "@USER It was on the 4 o'clock nine news . Police have seized their mobile phones to trace their movements . They have broken the self isolation and gone to a house auction . The ray white land agent has closed their office for a week for public safety ."], "response": "@USER @USER oh so it was on 9News 🙄 you ever heard of #FakeNewsMedia ? if not you have now ... and to control the fear you have The common Cold / Flu ... More people die everyday world wide . Even Today . FEAR IS USED TO CONTROL you . I have proof and you ? Q ", "id": "twitter_1066"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Justin Bailey gets his shot tonight . We've talked a lot about what he can bring to the team on @USER . One of the best skaters in the AHL who was on a hot streak for a while . Will be interesting to see where he fits into the lineup tonight .", "@USER @USER Where would you like to see him slot in ? Gotta be the 3rd line w / Gaud and Rooster , no ?", "@USER @USER I think so . MacEwen may be better suited for the more two way role the second line plays .", "@USER @USER @USER Mac and Bailey both in ? Haven ’ t heard yet", "@USER @USER @USER Check any of the main #Canucks reporters twitters . Most of them have reported it", "@USER @USER @USER Yup scrolled down and immediately saw the roster update haha that ’ s awesome 😁 👍 Schaller is not an NHL player . Seems like a great guy but being a - 13 with 6 ( mostly fluke ) points all season just isn ’ t enough"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 5 of those are goals though . Lethal sniper ?", "id": "twitter_1067"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER thank you for today , feeling positive and excited for the future 😉 #studentnurses #futurenurse #theatre ", "@USER Aaaaw thankyou for embracing our pre registration students who will love this new practice learning experience #theatrenursing"], "response": "@USER Excited at this opportunity and welcoming them to our team #bestteam .. I am biased of course 😊 and", "id": "twitter_1068"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["While the calls for genuine access to be granted to students are legitimate , we must be very alarmed at the use of violence to make the point . Arson is not a legitimate way to request access . Students undermine the genuine call for corridors of learning to be open by doing this", "Two problems are created instead of one . Firstly the problem of funding continues to exist . Secondly a new funding challenge is created to replace the damaged infrastructure and furniture . University administrators then feel a need to get extra security"], "response": "@USER These are the ppl that will tomorrow be out there looking for a job . You give them a job and your business goes in 🔥 🔥 🔥 . The stupid mentality of my local ppl to always destroy property must stop . Tomorrow they will go burn a clinic demanding that govt fix UKZN .", "id": "twitter_1069"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dominic Cummings says \" we need PJ Masks on the job \" Asked for his response to the government's decision to go ahead with HS2 , the PM's senior adviser channels the crime-fighting superheroes and says : \" The night time is the right time to fight crime \" ", "@USER Dominic Cummings has mugged off Labour , Seumas Milne the EU the remain FBPE crowd the pro-EU media and the BBC in one fell swoop . He ’ s become their VooDoo doll and they despise him for it . ", "@USER @USER He is an unelected bureaucrat . You know , exactly what we're leaving the EU to supposedly escape from . lol how dumb are you ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Asks a former DJ . Who plays games", "id": "twitter_1070"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I think #ES_F looks like a Wyckoff distribution top on the 4hr . Beginning of February being SOW and this being the finishing stages of UT", "@USER It's going higher , I do NOT see any kind of Wyckoff distribution , but that's me , just giving my opinion too . 😉 👍", "@USER The way I'm reading it is accumulation , not distribution ...", "@USER This is what im looking at , just an observation but i am short at 3340 with stops ", "@USER I know how you were looking at it , I know Wyckoff , I'm just saying , that is not what I see . I do not see that we are in that part of the phase . We are taking out 3357.75 which invalidates what you are seeing . Hopefully helpful 😉 👍"], "response": "@USER The beautiful thing I love about time ... The future always tells us who is right and who is wrong . You know I'll be paying attention . Other people's last words ... \" We'll See \" , then after that comes ... \" Fuck you Jason , so what , you were right , your still an asshole \" .", "id": "twitter_1071"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#NotTrustworthy This is how they play with customer's lives . Condition of vehicle was this - tyre could have anytime come out , bearings were detached.They knew this fact that handbrake wasn't working properly and brakeoil seal was leaking . @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Hey Shreya , we are sorry for the inconvenience . Please DM us the PNR so that we can check and assist you further ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What kind of assistance you ’ re providing if you can ’ t even respond ! ! Either convey what you mean or don ’ t bother sugarcoating your words coz seems like your words aren ’ t worthy at all . #CustomerService", "id": "twitter_1072"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Unloved women collect cats . Unloved men join the far right .", "@USER The best way to collect cats is take photos of all the cats in your neighbourhood . Put up lost cat posters . Collect all the cats 😂 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER 😂 😂 😂 I'ma get my camera out RIGHT NOW ! !", "id": "twitter_1073"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["While Fox continues its lifelong quest to scare your grandparents into hoarding Franklin Mint coins , one growing conservative outlet is using colorful graphics and social media to appeal to a new generation . That outlet is Prager U .", "Prager U ’ s website says \" Prager University is not an accredited academic institution ... but it is a place where you are free to learn . ” That describes every single place ! The last place Sam learned something for free was in a bra store . She learned she ’ s been wrong for 35 years ."], "response": "@USER you are a bought and sold propagandist claiming Prager U is propoganda ..", "id": "twitter_1074"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Went to go do some errands only to find that it was cold enough last night to drain my car battery . And of course Matt isn't home , so I'm stuck ... ", "@USER During our whole - 40C cold snap I remembered to plug in my block heater and didn't have any problems . Of course it's only - 22C last night and I don't think to 😑"], "response": "@USER Yeah i had our car plugged in too , battery was less than a year old .. and bam ! ~ on a busy morning , no less . Lastnight the wind flipped our glass-topped barbeque on it's face and shattered it ; glass , metal and grease everywhere .. . The weather , it's been fun . :D", "id": "twitter_1075"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I really love when people of color are invoked as such when it isn't relevant to the story . Folks this is literal #Tokenization for political points . Why can't it just read , \" Congressman Horsford backs Biden \" ? Because #whitepeople need to make known that they \" don't see color \" . ", "#BIPOC and / or #LGBTQ + people are not political pawns , we are #humans . As a member of one community and an accomplice of the other ; stop invoking our identities when it's politically advantageous to do so - it makes your stand out . See my complete personhood please .", "Otherwise , seeing my skin and / or gender only , reifies the monolithic identity non #BIPOC and / or #LGBTQ + people have of individual people within these communites who have different feelings , understandings , likes , and dislikes of the way the globe exists for them !"], "response": "And YES ! - I see the of this statement ! But if the community doesn't call it out , \" we \" never get to be seen as \" I \" . Please see @USER ' s huffpost sermon from 2015 - \" I , Racist \" via @USER", "id": "twitter_1076"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["great piece , @USER : we can justifiably restrict child #sexrobots bc of their \" deeply offensive symbolic harm \" \" w / o sliding down a slippery slope to more paternalistic regulation of practices that harm no one other than the people who engage in them \" ", "@USER @USER However there is a lot of #paternalistic #regulation on #health related issues . bans , safety belts , child seats . Why shouldn't there be in ? Should humans freely indulge in @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Good question . in fact supports ' paternalism ' in this context but argues that this won't open the floodgates for more . Maybe we should open the floodgates ? As to : smoking can be argued to harm others , child seats are a protection of minors , but safety belts ? Not sure"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Drugs both #legal and #illegal ? in regulation ? There is a lot of in legislation , and that is per se not a problem . might need to be", "id": "twitter_1077"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A southern baptist preacher used the hashtag #womenpreachers to complain about them . Let ’ s make it positive . I ’ ll start . #WomenPreachers are a gift from God .", "#womenpreachers were the first to announce the resurrection .", "@USER @USER Why not call them missionaries , or any other name or title which you want to foist on them ? Why not let the truth be sufficient for a change . The women who spread the news that they had seen Jesus were just ordinary folk who were overjoyed at what they ’ d found out ? Preachers ? No !"], "response": "@USER @USER Here ’ s a link to a list of some female missionaries . But I ’ m sure they knew better than to ever preach the Gospel . ", "id": "twitter_1078"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Only approximately 8,333 X value to go @USER So close I can smell it I believe you 😉 🤘 🍿 😆 ", "@USER @USER I predict it to go up to . 25 in the next bullrun"], "response": "@USER @USER This was supposed to be funny", "id": "twitter_1079"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Gosh . Ichiro can ’ t even pitch from the full mound .", "@USER @USER Why , when throwing simulated game BP , would a non-pitcher , throw from the mound ? Notice the net ? That protects him from line drives . If hes on the mound it wouldn't do him much good , would it ? I guess the fact he's one of the games 🐐 hitters doesn't save him from stupidity"], "response": "@USER @USER Geezus bro . You gotta put the on there . Don't you realize that Divish has a following largely made up of window lickers and flat earthers ? If you're not clear that you are being tongue in cheek or otherwise sarcastic , we believe you actually believe the filth", "id": "twitter_1080"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : At a @USER rally in Iowa tonight , a leading Sanders ’ surrogate @USER led the crowd in booing @USER . ", "@USER @USER @USER Disappointed to see thinks this is funny considering the ridicule they have been subjected to . As one of the 66 million people who enthusiastically voted for I am seriously offended ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Its sad to see the once-proud party of JFK become hijacked by Communists , anti-Semite racists , and organized crime .", "id": "twitter_1081"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER 2nd December ! ! It ’ s so unbelievable I can ’ t believe it . It turns out franchises make their own rules . My contract says 0 deposit and Motability suggest full refund but DS are saying what they like and getting away with it . My payment was 100 % voluntary 😔", "@USER @USER And paid our own sum 2 weeks after I ordered the car . With Motability you don ’ t have to pay a deposit , you can cancel the car until the point of collecting it . I was never intending on cancelling but the 4.5 month wait is a joke !", "@USER @USER Hello . We're sorry you're experiencing these issues . Could you please get in touch with our colleagues at @USER ? They'll be able to treat your request . Thank you , The DS team ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I have been in talks with staff but still no further forward . I have submitted evidence of signed contracts and receipts . DS Rochford have given me until 6pm tomorrow to respond", "id": "twitter_1082"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I am sorry to not be able to stay in Washington for the conclusion of the Senate impeachment trial but I need to be home with my wife at this time . We have many decisions to make as a family . I have every faith in my colleagues and hope the Senate will do what is right .", "@USER @USER @USER Says the twitter bot with 4 followers"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Says a pictureless conspiracy theory regressive MLM nutcase", "id": "twitter_1083"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Maybe Pete and Bloomberg , but Warren coming to Amy's aid made Pete seem a bit Pretentious and might have saved her for now . This Climate change issue will be the next test ", "@USER Amy is HORRENDOUS on climate issues . She ’ s basically Scott Pruitt disguised as a “ Democrat ”"], "response": "@USER Also , to be clear , Amy would have to do horribly to tank . Shes the medias current sweetheart and a stong 4th is possible .", "id": "twitter_1084"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Heavy rainfall last week damaged homes , businesses , & infrastructure in Southeastern Kentucky . I ’ m grateful to the first responders who ’ ve helped many out of harm ’ s way . My team and I stand ready to work with local officials in the recovery process . ", "@USER I don ’ t remember you responding so fast when the hurricane hit Puerto Rico ."], "response": "@USER @USER Those are “ brown people . ” Can ’ t move too quickly when you ’ re dealing with non-Americans . #moscowmitch", "id": "twitter_1085"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No beer should be called girly or manly . Just beer . I could explain the problem with this but Twitter only allows so many characters . The term “ girly beer ” perpetuates shitty stereotypes . Also . Most dudes who drink that stuff just refuse to admit it . ", "@USER This dude did not get the point", "@USER @USER @USER Just his sexist , shitty , false observation .", "@USER @USER @USER Wait , who's buying all of these pulpy fruit bombs then ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Women clearly . You know , when I see lines for haze grenade cans it ’ s alwayssssss mostly women .", "id": "twitter_1086"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Well you look like such a sophisticated individual with your $ 8 cup of coffee and your GAP clothing . I wish I was more like you ! By the way be sure and kiss your mother goodnight before she tucks you in tonight .", "@USER @USER You're obviously having a hard night . The fact that you need to rely on insults is sad ."], "response": "@USER @USER I believe you are the one who started this by replying to the fact that I was happy to hear something that we do in KC to support our team .", "id": "twitter_1087"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A perfect 4 - round mock draft for the #Bills and another made by @USER right here folks : ", "@USER Had one too many Friday beers so I can ’ t think of a good rebuttal"], "response": "@USER @USER No Chase Claypool between the two of you ? I ’ m", "id": "twitter_1088"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Proving once again the left can ’ t meme 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Memes ? We have a treasonous jackass in the White House and you're worried about memes ? What ere you ? Twelve ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Umm ... so you are gonna ignore the Democrats using Russian lies to up end our elections ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER In medicine , we call them volume overloaded . Clearly drinking the Fool-Aid of unfounded and debunked conspiracy theories and far right-wing “ claims . ” Our public schools have failed us clearly . Shirley Betsy is on it ! 🧐 🙃 ", "id": "twitter_1089"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER please let these fantastic Social Entrepreneur tell you more @USER @USER and loads more helping to promote #SocEnt to build sustainable communities .", "@USER @USER @USER We should be heard about the amazing work we do and the innovation and passion behind the social enterprises . Bridging gaps ! Essential in these difficult times"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Most definitely - we put #people and #planet above #profit , and being part of the of . We are and others to join to be the . 💜", "id": "twitter_1090"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If they mic ’ d up coaches for NFL I guarantee Freddie would have been fired Week 1 .", "@USER You cant guarantee something that we will never know . Week 1 happened in the past .", "@USER Why do you take everything so seriously on Twitter ?"], "response": "@USER Isn ’ t that what Twitter is ?", "id": "twitter_1091"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I am So 😳 😳 😳 Ma is Yelling at me ", "@USER We all need a mud bath now and then ."], "response": "@USER So Glad his Little human friend taught him how to play in Puddles 😤 ", "id": "twitter_1092"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["How many #trees have been cut down to provide paper for tree surveys @USER ? Still waiting for some promised #planting on Chesterton Road #Cambridge", "@USER Good Afternoon , The tree team have advised that they are hoping to plant four new trees , at the latest , by March ."], "response": "@USER Four ? Along the whole of Chesterton Road ? @USER A drop in the ocean but better than nothing ? ! #greenify the #cities", "id": "twitter_1093"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Read my full Brexit day speech on Scottish independence here ", "@USER No thanks Nicola - you bottled it . We needed a Brave speech today - you said nothing .", "@USER @USER It was a brave speech , she didn't succumb to the temptation of populism . She wants to do it right and not give the tories any wriggle room ."], "response": "@USER @USER WADR - she needed to seize the day - now was the time and now was the hour !", "id": "twitter_1094"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["VOTE : Should Canada increase or lower immigration ?", "@USER If the economy was booming then yes , for Skilled workers not for anyone wanting it . Canada is in a recession regardless of what the loons think . FYI , I'm an immigrant and came here for a better future , not to be supported or support others .", "@USER @USER The economy is booming and sustaining that requires immigration . If you're actually immigrant yourself , then surely you know that it's extremely difficult and selective .", "@USER @USER The economy requires a Government that invests in it's own place and people . This is not happening .", "@USER @USER Yeah ... in eastern Canada . The west has been abandoned .", "@USER @USER Not at all . The economics of oilsands don't make a ton of sense . It's time to move on , and Alberta would have been so much more able to if it hadn't squandered the wealth .", "@USER @USER @USER How are you going to waterproof roofs without oil ? How will you use your oil-free bicycle and car for tires ? "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Silly . Everybody knows oil comes from vegetables .", "id": "twitter_1095"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["There was a spider on my bathroom ceiling the last few days . I looked up every time I entered to make sure he hadn't moved . Today he was gone from his spot , and I'm now living in fear of where he ended up .", "@USER I will drive down and kill him when you find him . #countrygirl #IHaveKilledBefore", "@USER @USER Spider is off eating other pests , protecting Emily ... Though I never know what sustains my bathroom spiders . ( And I know just enough entomology experience to give this an educated study )", "@USER @USER No ... it's lies in wait , front legs twitching , eyes bulging ... watching . Waiting . Planning . You have water-friendly spiders down your way . Those NYC spiders , well ... they're Arachnids of a Different Order . ;) We might have to go full-on bug bomb !", "@USER @USER Emily is now moving out of her apt . thanks to your descriptives ...", "@USER @USER Or at least going to Starbucks whenever I have to go to the bathroom ..."], "response": "@USER @USER That's a solution I can get behind . #coffee #macchiato", "id": "twitter_1096"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["On Friday we represent @USER & travel to Edinburgh 🏴 󠁧 󠁢 󠁳 󠁣 󠁴 󠁿 for the #DundasMedal for our #TasteForPleasure #OneChance work thank you to @USER who made the film & made our work look so fab , we will also make time for a bit of 🏈 ", "@USER @USER @USER So well deserved . Hope you have the most amazing experience"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Shane we are very", "id": "twitter_1097"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Great to hear all about the progress being made ... don ’ t @USER @USER and I look very serious 🤣 🤔 ", "@USER @USER @USER Looks like you have just been told off for being naughty . And Alison grassed you in from the look on her face . 🤭"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 🤣 🤣 🤣 it does look like that zoom in", "id": "twitter_1098"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["how your camera roll would look like if GOT 7 were your bestfriends - a thread - [ tourlog edition ] ", "firsthand witness to their beautiful pictures 😌 ", "shopping with got 7 is prolly a dream and a nightmare ", "u get to see these in every concert backstage 🥺 "], "response": "aesthetic candids that u actually take instead of screenshots 😭 ", "id": "twitter_1099"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : The \" extreme conservative \" and Junior Senator from the great state of Utah , @USER is formally NOT invited to #CPAC2020 . ", "@USER @USER awesome . He doesn ’ t care about the people of Utah . Just himself . The majority in Utah were against impeachment . Hopefully they will speak to him in the voting booth .", "@USER @USER @USER He only voted for a trial to have witnesses . I know that ’ s suddenly a radical position but it used to be how we did things in America . You ’ ll receive the new rule book from Russia , Turkey and Saudi Arabia in a few weeks ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 👆 🙄 Such expertise is fitting for a snowflake with the attention span of a lightning bolt ...", "id": "twitter_1100"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Growing up my parents had control of all the music we listened to . I was looking forward to that power . Now that I ’ m an adult my 4 year old just goes “ Alexa play Let it Go ! ” In the middle of Don ’ t Stop Believing ", "@USER @USER I wasn ’ t even allowed in the front room for 5 yrs @USER ruled , she started to mellow when she was 6 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤪 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s just that your daughter had better music taste from the age of 1 than you did , isn ’ t it dadda 🤪"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just better taste all round I guess and less of the Bantz , I don ’ t know where she gets this cheek from", "id": "twitter_1101"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["White House ’ s proposed budget cuts over next 10 years : • Medicare : $ 850 billion • Medicaid : $ 270 billion • Social Security : $ 30 billion ", "@USER Entitlement spending needs to be cut - it ’ s the 1 # reason for the huge national debt"], "response": "@USER @USER Agreed ! ! The unfunded tax cuts had nothing to do with it ", "id": "twitter_1102"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["While our president exonerates criminals and releases them from jail , notice what color they all are .", "@USER Just checking the comments to see the Republicans ( or bots ) coming in to defend organized crime"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh look an anti trumper with minimum following at the top of the thread with a huge response shocking", "id": "twitter_1103"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Republicans are trash . We ’ re all we got . Dems did what they could & did so valiantly . The rest is up to the American people . I don ’ t give a f * * k who is at the top of the ticket . #Trump and every Republican from dog catcher to Senator MUST GO in November ! #WokeAF #VoteThemOut2020 ", "@USER It ’ s bad enough they did it but look at who they did it for . Do you know anybody worse ? Racist . Rapist . Thief ."], "response": "@USER @USER They didn ’ t do it for him , he ’ s the convenient fool conduit through which they are trying to preserve white supremacy . That ’ s literally all . The thing is , once you ’ ve rid yourself of all the “ others ” , some grouping of whites will become the new nigger .", "id": "twitter_1104"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["( 1/5 ) I worked for a fair , honest , and transparent process , modeled after the Clinton trial , to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases , ask thoughtful questions , and determine whether we need more .", "( 2/5 ) The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed . I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents , to cure the shortcomings of its process , but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena ."], "response": "@USER Geez were you upset at the partisan nature of several of your members going on camera to announce their acquittal before it even started ? ? ? Guess you are cool with partisanship only when it ’ s your team ...", "id": "twitter_1105"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s no secret that this president has routinely targeted religious and ethnic minorities . He has fanned the flames of hate against refugees , Muslims , Africans , immigrants , women and all racial and religious minorities .", "He is routinely and openly hostile to any legitimate Congressional oversight . He has made clear his wanton corruption by soliciting a bribe from a foreign government for his personal political gain .", "His partisans in the Senate are placing their personal interests ahead of the country by blocking a fair trial on his conduct .", "This impeached president is not legitimate .", "I am attending tonight ’ s address not to confer any legitimacy on his actions , his statements , or his presidency . I am attending on behalf of all of those targeted by this President to say , ‘ We are greater than hate . ’ My presence tonight is resistance ."], "response": "@USER You are a #shame for #immigrants if you hate this you should go back to your country !", "id": "twitter_1106"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" They told me I only have 45 seconds up here , which is 45 seconds more than the Senate gave John Bolton this week , \" Brad Pitt quipped . ", "@USER @USER Unless of course they agree with you . Уходи , товарищ ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Dear Joe Nobody - they are citizens too . They have a voice and a platform , and if we are going to judge - your supporting a reality TV star - slash - failed businessman with a spray tan as a President .", "id": "twitter_1107"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If media reports are accurate - - about juror bias in the Roger Stone case - - I hope the Court will take such allegations seriously . ", "Every American is entitled to political views , but no American should ever face a jury with seething political bias in a case that involves politics . Simply not fair ."], "response": "@USER Says the guy that also said he had no intentions of being an unbiased juror .", "id": "twitter_1108"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We need to stop talking about Shanahan ’ s play calling and the goat show in Iowa . Why can ’ t folks ever tweet stuff that brings us together ? That won ’ t lead to a Twitter war ? By the way , Shake Shack opened an SF location today . It ’ s the most overrated hamburger in America .", "@USER Personally , Five Guys is more overrated than Shake Shack . The perfect solution is to combine In-N-Out burgers with Shake Shack fries .", "@USER @USER The perfect solution is to skip all of them and head straight to Super Duper Burger 😋", "@USER @USER @USER Super Duper Burger is good as well , but not known outside the Bay Area ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER for those people who don't have Super Duper !", "id": "twitter_1109"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When your homework is nearly bigger than you are 😂 💁 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ @USER @USER - she ’ s loved our visit to the @USER in Manchester today ❤ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Wow ! It wouldn't look out of place in one of our own galleries — well done !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER We loved listening to her presentation too today with #curriculum #museum ", "id": "twitter_1110"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Anyone remember this prior to us having our own Scottish parliament ? ", "@USER @USER And Holyrood has succeeded at what exactly since then ?", "@USER @USER @USER tl ;d r had to raise Scottish taxes and go cap in hand to Westminster to pay for short-term vote grabbing . But good try .", "@USER @USER @USER 56 % of Scottish taxpayers pay less - for so much more - than their English counterparts Why do you think it's ok for a Scottish elected gov to go \" cap in hand \" to a UK gov Scotland rejected ?", "@USER @USER @USER For the obvious reason that Scotland isn't a sovereign state and thus requires funding by national government when they overspend .", "@USER @USER @USER I * don't * think it's okay that Holyrood is funded by Westminster to forward an anti-UK agenda . But those are the cards that devolution has dealt us :(", "@USER @USER @USER Holyrood is funded by Scottish taxpayers", "@USER @USER @USER Tax-raising powers are a relatively recent product of devolution . One which no-one voted for . Prior to that , Holyrood used Westminster funds to advocate a Nationalist agenda , including tax-raising powers for Holyrood #CircularLogic", "@USER @USER @USER You emotional attachment to UK inhibits clear thinking - so I won't waste my time any longer ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER At least the nation I allegedly prefer actually exists #fanatic", "id": "twitter_1111"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You bring a green bubble to the group text , you accept the consequences . Rest In Peace to all the Todds out there . Tag your Todd in the replies to show respects . #RBP266 Full episode on YouTube : Apple Podcasts : ", "@USER “ One day you ’ re here , and then you ’ re gone . ” - UGK", "@USER @USER I'll let you guys keep having your poverty quality camera over my Galaxy phones . And be a slave to the fruit . ( Snark ) #TimCookIsLateToTheParty", "@USER @USER Scott that ’ s fine you just can ’ t be in the group text"], "response": "@USER @USER Green bubbles are a form of Samsung bigotry . Cook should be brought before Congress to explain his hate crimes .", "id": "twitter_1112"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER my boys WILL be circumcised as soon as they come out of me , i've seen what not being circumcised has done to my cousins and . r pain it's brought them so NOPE", "@USER @USER I 100 % recommend you to watch American Circumcision on Netflix . It ’ s intimately your decision as a parent BUT please stay informed . The trauma infants endure during the procedure is barbaric & cruel . Let them decide as adults what they want to do with their bodies ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah I can attest , even to this day I am traumatized by what they did to me as a baby .", "id": "twitter_1113"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["U . K . faces ‘ major ’ #coronavirus outbreak , world expert warns . A fourth patient in England has been diagnosed with coronavirus as a microbiologist warned that the country could suffer a “ major outbreak ” which is likely to become a pandemic ", "@USER Not to worry . * 45 assures us it will just go away in April . 😱 "], "response": "@USER @USER I feel so much better now", "id": "twitter_1114"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thailand is struggling for ideas to attract tourists . Here's a few . End dual pricing Sort out public transport in places like Phuket to make it easy and affordable for tourists Improve bus and van safety - not just talk End well known tourist scams outside popular attractions", "@USER @USER i think we need to do more than that tbh", "@USER @USER I agree , but Thailand needs to start someplace . Sadly , giving gifts to the 20 millionth traveller just doesn't cut it anymore ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah . What happened to pushing MICE ? Need to jump back onto that . Sure that ’ s a winner right now . Honestly , cleaning up the environment , making it more accessible for older travelers and making the place safe would be a start for me .", "id": "twitter_1115"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yesterday evening , I spoke with Premier @USER about the blockades & our work towards a resolution to restore rail service in Ontario and across the country . More on our call : ", "@USER @USER @USER You realize you ’ re promotioning manslaughter"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right ? Like as if I am gonna get elected prime Minister", "id": "twitter_1116"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["⚠ ️ ⚠ ️ Breaking ⚠ ️ ⚠ ️ Tesla Giga 3 Shanghai Soon Achieves 12K Monthly Production , Number Will Gradually Rise Supply chains back to 60-70 % production , Zero case of Coronavirus in Shanghai Lingang & more Video of GF3 production lines $ TSLA #Tesla @USER ", "Highlight of the recent Tesla Gigafactory Shanghai production speed . "], "response": "@USER Caution , NOT actual production speed , the video is FRAUD , its sped up ! #fraud #teslaq 😂", "id": "twitter_1117"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Please HELP ! Plz pray for a special 15 yo who has been airlifted to a regional trauma center for a life threatening emergency . He ’ s in critical condition and his major systems are beginning to fail . The next 2 hours are crucial . 💜 💚", "@USER Any news on the young man ?", "@USER Unfortunately nothing good . His organs are continuing to shut down . I ’ m utterly speechless . 😢 I ’ ll update you guys in about an hour . Thx for your concern . 💜 💚"], "response": "@USER I am so sorry . Truly , I am . My heart breaks for all of you . Will continue prayers for strength , healing , comfort , and grace . to you friend . Miracles happen daily so let ’ s will one into existence now .", "id": "twitter_1118"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Sooo Turkey has an earthquake and river literally run red and Saudi Arabia has billions of locusts ? I'm thinking God and Allah aren't the same after all ? Maybe that stoning people and beheading them , acid in faces , marrying 8 year olds needs reformation ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Can . You imagine the sound ? Instant insanity", "@USER @USER @USER Sounds like a loud , obnoxious and unasked for bugs call to prayer ? Noise pollution is noise pollution . No one asked for it , no one enjoys , and yet there it is annoying as hell . Sorry I'm feeling a bit jaded . I'll knock it off 😜 🤪", "@USER @USER @USER You are entitled . I'm not real enthused myself . We truly are in this together , no matter our beliefs . All of us should reach out without bias and come together . This is our future , what common ground can we reach ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The common ground for me is - do unto others as I would have them do unto me . Common courtesy really . Don't force my beliefs on others and would prefer they not ever force theirs onto me . I'm a live and let live , laugh , cherish , joy , share a kind word and warm smile sort 🇺 🇸", "id": "twitter_1119"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I guess @USER ' s team doesn't think press for Outlander is important on Late shows .", "@USER She's allowed to promote other fucking ventures Sam does it every time he makes an appearance", "@USER that's fine ... I have no issue with that but its 20 days away from s5 and NO MENTION of the show that she is the LEAD ACTRESS of . That's bad PR .", "@USER @USER Pretty sure that this wasn't arranged by Starz PR but by the FvF studio - otherwise we wouldn't have seen the clip from the movie . I think they mentioned Outlander enough considering that . Also , Starz / Sony were busy promoting Sam ’ s whisky and taking him to Disneyland . Full plate .", "@USER @USER Exactly . The film is a ) nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars , b ) is still in theaters and c ) will be released on digital / Blu Ray soon . This just doesn ’ t fit the narrative of these blatant haters . But Sam can promote Spy for basically 2 years over OL and that ’ s OK I guess .", "@USER @USER @USER But also Sam always brings up SAS in interviews too . A movie that has zero plans for release anytime soon . But he needs everyone to know he ’ s the lead in it . Yet Cait gets shit on for promoting her Oscar nominated film that ’ s currently in theatres ? 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Sam brings up other stuff yes ... but doesn't forget about Outlander . I don't care if she talks about FvF primarily . That's why she was there ... but 2 seconds about OL would have been nice .", "@USER @USER @USER If 2 seconds about Outlander is what you ’ re up in arms about , you can relax . They met your quota .", "@USER @USER @USER I remember one year Sam didn ’ t promote the show and Cait was everywhere pulling all the weight . People were whining then how they were sick of her and how she was stealing his thunder . So she ’ s quite frankly damned if she does , damned if she doesn ’ t .", "@USER @USER @USER Remember when Cait did most of the season 3 promo while Sam went on vacation ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yep ! That year . I ’ m sure James McTavish gave her credit for that / praised her for being a great representative of the show", "id": "twitter_1120"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Businesses & residents are leaving downtown Austin , & others fear going there because of increases in attacks , feces , etc . The response by city leaders : citizens & business are wrong & city leaders know better . It's time to start listening to citizens . ", "@USER @USER and the rest of the city council do not care about us . Took a stabbing in our parking lot to get an aide of @USER to call back . I guess couldn ’ t find the time herself to call .", "@USER @USER @USER The last time I ate at , a homeless man demanded our leftovers for his dog as we were walking back to our car , and yelled at us when we declined to give them to him . Put a damper on an otherwise nice evening ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER In Austin Texas dogs can eat in restaurants ( law passed ) but a homeless * human * has to beg for dog food . Priorities . Idiocracy . #Liberals #AustinTx #ATX", "id": "twitter_1121"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Always nice to get a surprise package in the post from @USER ! ☺ ️ ", "Forgot to show this one from Xmas too ! 😍 "], "response": "@USER Wish i can get 1 from this car from @USER or @USER 😉 🏎 ️ ❤ ️ 😍", "id": "twitter_1122"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["🚨 The child , Malik Issa , from Al-Issawiya village near #Jerusalem , was wounded with a rubber bullet to the head , which was fired by #Israel soldiers while he was returning from school to his home . #IsraeliCrimes ", "@USER #Israel news this morning claims the boy #Malik was hit in the eye by a “ sponge bullet ” during clashes in #Issawiya"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh well , in that case all is forgiven . Besides , how dare a Palestinian boy go to school and walk in the path of an occupation soldier sponge bullet ? The nerve !", "id": "twitter_1123"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I ’ m home just let it be let me apologize on behalf of my wife these idiots got hysterical . In my defense they invited and incited violence — That made fun of my 💀 friends beautiful candlelight vigil before his body was even cold . Simply shameless . I 📖 the TOS ..", "@USER @USER @USER Not once not twice but thrice Very carefully and the irony of this whole situation is that half a dozen or so hysterical people that Come from my camper sitting there with a Reminders blow nose is fully cognizant about US Penal Code as I am and what they did Is arguably if you ..", "@USER @USER @USER Consider the Incitement of violence cross state lines against U . S . By laws that is a felony as well as misdemeanor defamation of character three : I honestly don ’ t know these people and I don ’ t care I ’ m sorry I went to go get some mean I wanted to fish clear my head . The cat took", "@USER @USER @USER Struck a nerve by calling my dead friend a junkie . Entire thread making assumptions and baseless allegations and they ’ re so damn concerned it ’ s just so boring and typically millennial of them I mean come on you don ’ t need to be Sigmund Freud to see how insecure they are So I dont", "@USER @USER @USER Really care for their conduct . Again developer said the Kalishnakov is mine . point ? Your Twitter stuff needs to step up their game ... I didn ’ t post those photos or those are obviously facetious lyrics from a $ . 50 in the Kurt Cobain some Jesus Christ come on can we cut it ...", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ ll apologize in the boys I ’ m going to bed just in barest for fucking behavior from my own ppl I Will deal with them tomorrow but Remember what Elon said You need to do a better job Because this was just important mixture for some events I ’ m going to bed I ’ m tired Ill deal", "@USER @USER @USER With you guys in this stupid issue tomorrow morning have to get up really really early and I really can hope you guys can just practice some radical open minded to stop acting like you know everything stop using your hatred of someone you don ’ t even kno = reckless . Anyway tyvm . 🥂 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah the funny thing is according to US law and do United States New York supreme court what I did was not illegal nor violating the TOS in fact . I ’ m not glorifying God violence I ’ m simply mopping the floor 2 drunk idiots Spewed all over which In another twist You 🏷 FBI", "id": "twitter_1124"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["🚨 NEW LOW FOR NANCY PELOSI : She ripped up @USER ’ s #SOTU speech for the cameras on national TV . This speech was about American heroes and American workers . She decided THAT was worth literally tearing apart . Absolutely disgraceful . ", "@USER @USER Bravo to Pelosi ! The GOP is disgraceful .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't know what happened in Austin but it is a shame that liberals like you are destroying it . I love my Texas and fear for all of my loved ones there because of Democrat policies in cities like Austin . #VoteRedToSaveAmerica2020"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh yes — Austin , which consistently sits atop the Forbes list of best places to live and for jobs is destroyed . Your logic is baffling", "id": "twitter_1125"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Be proud and return to your motherland this year . #YearOfReturn #GHToday #Ghana ", "Ghanaians don't live in a monkey sanctuary like you think . Reason up 🧘 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️ #YearOfReturn #GHToday #Ghana by @USER "], "response": "@USER @USER What company built that residence it is ? I hope it was Black own .", "id": "twitter_1126"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In just a few minutes , I'll be heading back into the Senate impeachment trial , where Senators will — for the 1st time — get to ask questions directly of the two legal teams . Thanks to everyone who sent in questions for my review , they helped ! Here's some of what I'm hoping to learn : ", "@USER @USER Thank you , Jeff and thanks to @USER too . You don ’ t know how grateful I am that you are our senators . While others worry about their senators doing the right thing , I KNOW mine will ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Same . Compared to other states , we are in excellent hands ! #Oregon", "id": "twitter_1127"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This four months old baby died in the freezing in Idlib , #Syria . There are hundreds of thousands of children under bombing in Idlib . The people in Idlib don ’ t want to die in silence . ", "@USER You should send message to your goverment . Stop fighting stupid wars . Now you are just asking for help from Europe . Healing starts from the inside , not out . p . s . There hasn't been under minus celsius degrees in Syria . #fakenews"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh look , Katariina , they're having nice warm snow there right now . ", "id": "twitter_1128"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Men with extremely perfect , buff bodies are like women who wear too much makeup : they both seem to have a lot to hide .", "@USER It did take me channeling a lot of rage to get this swole . 💪"], "response": "@USER 😂 Maybe I'm bitter . Met this guy who was super into bodybuilding and won competitions , had a lot of fans , etc . Let's just say the equipment didn't match up to the advertising . At all . #Misled #Wronged", "id": "twitter_1129"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If the app has a dark mode , that ’ s the one that ’ s on my phone", "@USER If the app had white mode , that'd be racist huh ? #YourTheRealRacist", "@USER Or maybe people like their eyes 😒", "@USER I know there are people who exist with some shitty ass takes , but can NOBODY ever tell that i'm joking ? I even used the improper YOUR in the hashtag to sell it ."], "response": "@USER People with those views tend not to know the difference . Maybe try using next time ? It doesn't come across otherwise .", "id": "twitter_1130"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is the best thing you'll see today 😍 ", "@USER Look @USER this is a dog and we don't eat them because they are living intelligent creatures ! ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm loving it with you comment . from India 🇮 🇳 .", "id": "twitter_1131"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Three people own more wealth than the bottom half of America . Half our people live paycheck to paycheck . 500,000 people are sleeping in the streets . We must stand up to the greed of large corporations and stand with working families . I make no apologies for that .", "@USER All In Democrat cities .. just saying ... #KAG2020", "@USER @USER Cities are most effected by the housing crisis , not even democrats can stop it without systemic change", "@USER @USER Let ’ s start by changing the priorities of our lawmakers ... 21st century @USER still has lead paint ...", "@USER @USER @USER New yorks mayor is quite decent"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right ... go ask residents in apartments ... they love him Police throwing fun raises and naming children after him He so decent ... we can ’ t fine 1 billion in Thrive money ... he ’ s so decent naming bridge after him if we can find him at work", "id": "twitter_1132"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Why would be want to pay to have undone everything he's brought into Washington ?", "@USER Then he definitely won't want to pay a penny to clean up any of the toxic waste he brought into town ."], "response": "@USER But see , none of THAT has anything to do with him or is his fault in any way .", "id": "twitter_1133"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Do the work others aren't willing to do , and you'll get the things others will never have .", "@USER Rear view cameras to replace mirrors : no more blind spots . And enhanced parking assistance ! Thx & MT @USER #FF @USER "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER if you were born without wings , do nothing to prevent them from growing ( funnybubbledogs IG ) #quote 🤗 ❤ 🐕 #Motivation ❤ 🌍 ️ ‍ ️ ‍ ️ , ", "id": "twitter_1134"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Enjoy your weekends , dear friends . I can ’ t say enough how much you guys mean to me . Especially after the support you ’ ve provided the last few days . Thank you . Thank you so very much . 💜 💚", "@USER Get some rest norm I know you ha vfc e to be emotionally drained"], "response": "@USER Granny ... I can ’ t express how drained I am . I ’ ve been keeping my therapist pretty busy . But the more I try to rest , the more I think about other ways to help . Kids have no chance these days . Thank God for good teachers & parents . Thanks so much for your support ! 💜 💚", "id": "twitter_1135"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Is this the same as the when the Vatican sends up white smoke ? 🤔 ", "@USER I don ’ t understand why they can ’ t have coffee"], "response": "@USER @USER Because God damn stimulants that's why ! You hippy ! #badjoke", "id": "twitter_1136"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Okay , new game : post the worst mugshot-looking pic of yourself and everyone else has to say what crime you did #mugshotchallenge ", "@USER An oldie but like one of the worst mugshot like photos ever of me . "], "response": "@USER @USER At least it was a damn VESPA", "id": "twitter_1137"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Currently @USER has sold 12k of zillion beers Merch . He also texted me and said this was “ easy ” and wanted the 50k deal", "@USER @USER Ripping off Friday beers bad look", "@USER @USER @USER Caring about any of this is a bad look"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Look how cool this guy is he doesn ’ t even care about things #Wow #impressive", "id": "twitter_1138"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Elevator at a work Christmas party", "@USER @USER I was definitely not paying attention to that"], "response": "@USER @USER Ok , so it could have 1 floor or 30 floors ... Maybe it wasn't a quickie ... Or the guy was hitting all of the floors so it takes even long ...", "id": "twitter_1139"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["On Feb 14th we premiere an extraordinary first - the #ChildsMarvellousGuidetoHeartFailure video . Our film conceived , planned , & directed by exceptional young people impacted by HF , joined by some of the UK's leading #heartfailure specialists ... #MarvellousGuides ", "@USER A BRILLIANT initiative from our partners in the UK . #HeartFailure impacts the whole family - kids included . We eagerly await this world-leading initiative from @USER and @USER cc"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you help us spread the", "id": "twitter_1140"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Pro-tip for anyone who burned an EU flag and objects to being called thick and racist . If you stop being xenophobic , thick and racist then you will not be called xenophobic , thick and racist . It's not quantum mathematics people . #BrexitReality", "@USER 1 ) quantum mathematics isn't actually a thing . Quantum physics is and it is the study of particle theory etc . 2 ) that , in my opinion , is a huge generalisation . You can't call every leaver racist or xenophobic . Yes burning an EU flag is possibly not the nicest thing to do . But it", "@USER OK . If you want to be pedantic . I'm talking about mathematical problems in quantum mechanics .", "@USER But there are plenty of Quantum Mathematicians who can explain this to you .", "@USER First point was kind of half a joke . Yes mathematics plays is a huge part in particle theory and quantum mechanics . My main point was mainly about calling them all racist and xenophobic , which I think is a mistake .", "@USER @USER and this is why people supported brexit .", "@USER @USER @USER No they supported Brexit because they were thick , racist and xenophobic", "@USER @USER @USER Some were thick , some were geniuses The same bell curve of intelligence applies to leave vs remain , or for any political party The only truly thick people were those - on either side - who asserted that there were only pro ’ s , or only con ’ s Lack of nuance = lack of brain", "@USER @USER @USER Could be the case , but it could be that that those who can ’ t grasp nuance / a bit thick - but , e . g . grasp slogans on buses - tended to vote leave ... using education stats of leave voters as a proxy bears this out ... I . e . divided the curve .", "@USER @USER @USER Depends on relationships between level of education and ability to grasp nuance then ... with that definition of ‘ intellect ’ there are hundreds of confounding variables and remain voters were better educated . So #thick could be justified anyway"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And so could Or you could argue that remain was a normal bell-shaped n and leave was more like a u-distribution Or you could just stop trying to justify your confirmation bias with bigoted insults", "id": "twitter_1141"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A young girl came up to me tonight and said , “ I ’ m a broke college student with a lot of student loan debt . I checked and I have $ 6 in the bank — so I just gave $ 3 to keep you in this fight . ” We ’ re staying in this fight for the people who are counting on us . ", "@USER That ’ s what socialism does . It takes half of the money from people who hardly have any to begin with , and gives it to those who don ’ t deserve it .", "@USER @USER No , she reason she ’ s poor is because REPUBLICANS were the ones that raised the cost of attending college to ridiculous amounts . You boomers don ’ t realize that times have changed and it ’ s not possible to pay college with only a part time job like it used to be in the 80s"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , as if raising tuition and fees had anything to do with a party affiliation . intended . I think that cat in your photo has more brains than you .", "id": "twitter_1142"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If you have the chance to be in a Super Bowl commercial with your significant other , I highly recommend it . #ThanksSponsor ", "@USER @USER I just love the maid nonchalantly chucking the burning log through the window", "@USER @USER @USER Right ! While she is putting her flaming sleeve out someone in the street ’ s head is on fire , no biggie ! Lol", "@USER @USER @USER She breaks a window every time she tells her to turn down the heat ? That ’ s so stupid ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah cuz I believe everything I see on TV", "id": "twitter_1143"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER What do you think the appropriate cutoff should be for “ no longer worthy of care , ” 95 ? 90 ? 80 ? See the problem with this ? Also , this only applies to us . Not him . The rich will have whatever healthcare they need for their whole lives . It ’ s class warfare , plain and simple .", "@USER @USER It ’ s NOT for the Government to decide when Grandma / Grandpa have outlived their “ usefulness ” . It ’ s a family decision if treatment should be pursued .", "@USER @USER I paid Medicare premiums my whole adult life , I can choose if I want to supplement that when I retire . I don ’ t need “ voters ” or “ the Government ” telling me what care Is best for me or what age it should stop . That should be my choice ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yet illegals should get free healthcare , education , housing , Food Stamps-SNAP & Medicare they haven't paid into .", "id": "twitter_1144"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["ANAROCK Property Consultants has put out some interesting data on unsold real estate . A small thread on that .", "As I had said in a tweet yesterday , the Indian media is obsessed with unsold homes in Noida and Greater Noida and the sob stories that come with it . But the problem is beyond Noida and Greater Noida ."], "response": "@USER because of you .. nobody is buying :-)", "id": "twitter_1145"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Another patent approved today , we now have 4 issued as of now and building our portfolio $ snpw #energy #green #solar ", "@USER @USER @USER $ SNPW #ALERT > . 0015 8K : USPTO AWARDED SOLAR POWER PANEL FACTORY & PROCESS MANUFACTURING PATENT could Create up to 800 jobs in FLA #FOX Interview with CEO", "@USER @USER @USER $ SNPW #ALERT > . 0013 #AWARDED 3 #SOLAR . State of the Art Flexible Film , Glassless & Frameless "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER $ SNPW > . 0014 ^ #PHOTOS #AND 👍 on Please keep them coming / 😎 ", "id": "twitter_1146"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Interesting . Do you agree with the Mayor of Birmingham ? ", "@USER Yes remove it because that ’ s why Birmingham is the 5th most dangerous city in America . @USER"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Please here , otherwise I am really worried about your logic .", "id": "twitter_1147"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["doing this again ... thoughts ? if you disagree with something tell me what it is ( btw it's Lemonade , Born To Die & Talk That Talk in the right corner ) ", "@USER i think it ’ s one of the better ones compared to others . i don ’ t have a major problem with this , but maybe unapologetic , miam , confident , liberation , 21 and 4 could be higher . also i ’ m suggest you to listen to golden hour and avril ’ s albums", "@USER miam is mariah's worst album . unapologetic is good but has fillers . liberation is almost great . 21 is perfect like that . 4 is a good album but it's overrated in the fandom in my opinion"], "response": "@USER miam Mariah ’ s worst ? no ma ’ am . 2 bad songs and 1 meh song doesn ’ t make it her worst . it has , camouflage , cry , faded , the art of letting go , ydkwtd , meteorite , make it look good , thirsty , dedicated etc .", "id": "twitter_1148"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hey @USER , what ’ s up with AA334 . Very little information being provided 😟", "@USER The incoming flight was delayed but has now arrived . Our team will do their best for a quick turnaround .", "@USER I am aware and we are told there is additional delay now . Know what all that ’ s about ? Only Folks with connecting flights are being rebooked . Would like to avoid getting stranded at the airport", "@USER The estimated departure time is 7:40 p . We cancel flights as a last resort ."], "response": "@USER Real sucky experience . Departure time has changed 3 times since the last message . At this point it would ’ ve been quicker to drive to destination .", "id": "twitter_1149"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good morning Viv ! Good morning everyone ! ☕ ️ 🏍 ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning Greg , good morning everyone . ☕ ☕ Hope y'all have a great day . ", "@USER @USER @USER Good afternoon all ! Have a wonderful day ! 🌹 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Hello to #Everyone and I hope you all have an . ", "id": "twitter_1150"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER C & D waste being dumped daily behind Unitech Cyber Park , Sector 39 , Gurgaon Whole green ground being turned into trash . ", "@USER @USER @USER - Please take action against the complaint received at CPCB and update . Complaint ID - CPCBTW - 4062 .", "@USER @USER Site was got checked Work stopped at site . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER is . They have checked October 2019 complaint in January 2020 🙄 #SmartDept of #SmartCity 👍 👏 👌 Thanks to each and every dept of for making it ", "id": "twitter_1151"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I got a proposal to all black people . Let ’ s all vote republican for 10 years on the local , state , & federal levels to see if anything changes . If things change for the better , we ’ ll continue to vote that way . If they don ’ t however , continue to vote for democrats & I ’ ll shut up .", "@USER @USER I have a better idea . All black people should run for office and once they get in actually do something for their constituents !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry , I can can only love this statement once .", "id": "twitter_1152"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lol .. I interviewed for this gig . As the mother of a house for nearly a decade it ’ s kind of kind blowing when ppl with no connection to our culture gets the gig . This is not shade towards Jameela , I love all that she stands for . If anything I question the decision makers ", "@USER Hey trace . I think you auditioned to be one of the house mothers . I ’ m just one of the judges . Not a house mother . We weren ’ t up for the same thing . @USER are wrong . I ’ m NOT the MC . The brilliant @USER is . I think you ’ re fucking amazing , in every way . And send you ❤ ️"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Jameela ! We love and accept you as apart of this show . You will be an incredible asset to the show . Don ’ t let others detract from the way you can use this as a positive platform .", "id": "twitter_1153"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I am a Brahmin . Growing up ... I had two pairs of clothes . I used to wait until school ended to collect pencils and paper thrown by rich SCSTs .", "@USER @USER I'm a Lingayat .. open category . Had to pay full fees during my engineering . It was 15,000 PA in 2002 . Not much by today's rate but was lot back then . My father was vegetables seller . Could hardly earn 100-150 Rs profit on good days . Nil on bad days ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You have been through all that { Zero -> Hero } and now you have great story to tell & inspire others . ! ! !", "id": "twitter_1154"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Rush Limbaugh has inspired a generation and been the leading voice of the conservative movement for decades . An incredibly touching moment during ⁦ @USER ⁩ ’ s #SOTU to see the man who inspired my career receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom ! ", "@USER @USER @USER The speaker of the house and all democrats cant even stand to honor a guy with stage 4 cancer . They are just sick and deranged . nancy claims to be a a christian ...", "@USER @USER @USER you must not of heard of all the racism that he spewed ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I was actually thanking Yoli for saying the exact same thing . Yet , the President wants to give a medal to an individual like this . .", "id": "twitter_1155"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Wrapping up the first session today is the panel on Female Urology . Difficult cases , great discussion . @USER #MayoReviews2020 ", "@USER @USER Wait the panel is discussing female urology not made up of female urologists , right ? ( if that ’ s what is implied by the wording ) And that ’ s definitely possible coz someone has to discuss it 🤔"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wait , there's no female urologist in their whole country qualified enough to be in that panel ? Or maybe she exists but the organizers don't WANT to phone her ? Option 1 , of course , what else ?", "id": "twitter_1156"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just told @USER about deli counter smiley faced luncheon meat and he is freaked the F out ... @USER please confirm its existence 😂 ", "@USER @USER @USER \" 80 % pork . \" That's it . What are the remaining 20 ? I'm actually not sure I want to know .", "@USER @USER @USER Let me be in denial Dennis . This is too much horror to take ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER This must be the most engagement you've ever gotten , Elaine . Nice work , mentee !", "id": "twitter_1157"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The EU wants the power to renege on any trade deal signed with the UK if we don ’ t play by ECJ rules . Threats , blackmail , intimidation . With friends like these eh ? Anyone else think Boris should just call the whole negotiation off until they sort their act out ?", "@USER @USER We are now an independent country . The ECJ should have no jurisdiction . The EU should now deal with UK as an equal partner . The last thing they want is a no-deal WTO outcome . With Boris we can bring them to their senses ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" easiest trade deal in human history . \" \" all of the benefits and none of the downsides . \" \" they need us more than we need them . \" Yep . I see all that now .", "id": "twitter_1158"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Shamima Begum loses appeal against removal of citizenship ", "@USER so if she is no longer a British citizen where is she a citizen of ? Is this a way forward for this government to rid itself of responsibility when things go wrong and badly wrong ? Hand it all over to - ? some camp somewhere ? ? 😎", "@USER @USER Yup . It ’ s about keeping our streets safe .", "@USER @USER @USER Removing racists like you would be a brilliant start ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh start by removing so called ‘ racists ’ instead of the piece of shit terrorists who want our heads on plates , wow why didn ’ t I think of that", "id": "twitter_1159"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["fun in the big 🍎 #birdsofprey only 2 days away ! @USER Times Square , New York City ", "@USER @USER I had the pleasure of watching it tonight and OMG the cinema had such cute little merchandise for the movie including a #BOP Cup with a little bobblehead Harley Quinn cup topper ! And I will say THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME I AM #OBSESSED W / #BirdsOfPrey 😍 🤩 😍 🤩 😍"], "response": "@USER I saw it with my little sister and my Mum and EVEN MY MOTHER LOVED IT ! ! ! So @USER definitely a project to be proud of ☺ ️ all of you ladies did a wonderful job and I hope there's more to come in the future #BirdsOfPrey #MustWatch", "id": "twitter_1160"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER The car is powerful by all standards 👌", "@USER It sure is ! There's a reason it's called the #Beast . 💪", "@USER Once you see a Mercedes star , you know why it's the ✌ ️ 😃", "@USER We couldn't have said it better ourselves . 🥰", "@USER It will not be accepted by everyone except Mercedes , who is entitled to what is not entitled to everyone #MercedesBenz it ’ s the 😄 👍"], "response": "@USER Sure you are the 👌 Here my beloved 😍 💛 ", "id": "twitter_1161"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I think every single person should listen to this . Powerful ", "@USER Ain ’ t it funny we should all boycott the Sun , Express and Mail . Apparently Guardian , Mirror and Independent are all ok 😬", "@USER They are all scumbags mate all @USER same just different agendas", "@USER Nope . Only the Tory supporting papers are scum . The Labour supporting ones 100 % angelic angels that report the real news", "@USER Never had you down as a fisherman 😇 😂", "@USER Mate read the Daily Mirror . Full of hardcore facts and non biased . Proper working class broadsheet #votecorbyn", "@USER You sound like my grandad lol", "@USER Be kind , .. be nice ... : but this all down to austerity . Kill the Tory scum"], "response": "@USER @USER Knew you ’ d come around pal 😉 ( #ihopeidontsoundlikethat )", "id": "twitter_1162"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["🔥 🇺 🇸 M A G A 🇺 🇸 Impeachment is over Do you stand w ️ @USER ️ Let ’ s Celebrate ️ U N I T ️ E Reply in comments ️ Follow ️ All Replies Followback ", "Here ’ s a few Followback BlueBearPit 1 @USER @USER @USER "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Awesome #Patriots ! I'll follow you all ... Please follow back , So we are Not SMALL #Cult45", "id": "twitter_1163"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Speaker Pelosi just ripped up : One of our last surviving Tuskegee Airmen . The survival of a child born at 21 weeks . The mourning families of Rocky Jones and Kayla Mueller . A service member's reunion with his family . That's her legacy .", "@USER She ripped up some paper . All those things still exist , in reality or in memory . Unless , that is , you believe in voodoo ."], "response": "@USER @USER Maybe I do practice voodoo and black magic lmfao !", "id": "twitter_1164"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This guy ... what happened to him ? I cant find his “ stick to NASCAR ” tweets . ", "@USER Looks like he got sent to twitter timeout "], "response": "@USER @USER What a shame ! He seemed so uplifting .", "id": "twitter_1165"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The plastic in this 2018 video came from the river we ’ ll soon deploy Interceptor 004 in ; the Rio Ozama . Proud to be working with the Dominican gov and our local partners in making this history ! ", "@USER 1000 % Better than @USER Positive action is always much better than the negativity of protestors . Control waste , recycle and use of resources wisely will have great impact on our planet . Top Work Boyan Take Note Greata !", "@USER @USER @USER Yes ! ! ! Taking action instead of skipping school to whine and complain on stages all around the world ... ", "@USER @USER @USER I think travelling the world at 16 bringing as much awareness as she did to the global problem is taking HUGE action .", "@USER @USER @USER No , it's just words . Angry faces and ridiculous , empty phrases ...", "@USER @USER @USER Haha ... Not at all . Her words and action have and will continue to create more funding for worthwhile projects . If you can't see that then you are choosing to keep your eyes shut .", "@USER @USER @USER I agree with gretas stance , but I think she ’ s a bit hypocritical . traveling across the world all of the time cannot be good for the environment she claims to care so much about .", "@USER @USER @USER She took a sailboat across the ocean to get home ... Lol . Yes she had some emmisions but how else do you suppose she would travel to raise the awareness that she did ? I feel it was a worthy cause . She did what she could to minimize her carbon footprint more than most others do .", "@USER @USER @USER WTF is wrong with people . I remember people trashed the Ice Bucket Challenge too . AWARENESS IS EVERYTHING ! Now ALS is practically known in every household . Making people aware that there ’ s a problem is what starts positive action .", "@USER @USER @USER It's the way HOW she's raising that awareness ! Talking about stolen childhoods and such . I'm sorry , but everyone knows her background , knows who is pushing her to do this . Her tone is making enough people pissed & annoyed , not aware . I do what I can . I don't need a kid to yell at me .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not the fact that she ’ s a child , actually I think it ’ s awesome that a child cares this much about the environment . I just don ’ t understand boycotting school ? Everyone else her age goes to school no problem , like we did .. so why can ’ t she ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Holy shit . Why aren ’ t you out in Hollywood yelling at parents who put their kids in movies ? Or child model ? You seem so passionate about children going to school . I didn ’ t know that was your issue with it . So different now .", "id": "twitter_1166"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The @USER have done a nice job building a team that can ’ t score AND can ’ t defend . Think about how difficult that is . Reminds me of @USER take - it ’ s harder for the @USER to be this bad this long than occasionally be good . #TrustTheProcess", "@USER @USER @USER That team was done the moment that bullcrap got out over the incident in the film session . That NEVER gets out if a team is together . It gets handled inside . No noise .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh & the organization blames the media about that . Instead of addressing the culture of the organization .", "@USER @USER @USER When a team tatttles to the media about what a coach said in a meeting , that's a culture problem , not a media problem . And it still exists , exhibit A : the margin of a typical Cavs loss ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I thought they realy turned the corner last night . #SignsOfLife", "id": "twitter_1167"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["His name shall endure for ever ; His name shall be continued as long as the sun : And men shall be BLESSED in him ; All nations shall call him HAPPY . Psalms 72:17 🎈", "@USER @USER Happiness is a state of mind ."], "response": "@USER @USER From #God's heart to our heart may we ALL be given a reason to be happy from today going forward . May #Christ #Jesus ' Spirit of eternal for ALL guide us ALL in everything we do and say forever and ever going forward . Ezekiel 36:26 ", "id": "twitter_1168"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No witnesses ? One of the most powerful messages coming out of this #ImpeachmentTrial is the media disinterest in reporting facts and determination to perpetuate a false narrative spun by the House managers .", "@USER There have been no live witnesses in the senate trial . Quit trying to tell us otherwise . You are full of it .", "@USER @USER No live witnesses are required in the Senate trial , ever . If the House had done their job instead of blocking all but ONE GOP witness , we wouldn ’ t be in this mess . The House made this mess , the Senate has to clean it up . #shamimpeachment"], "response": "@USER @USER I very much appreciate your articulate and thoughtful response . 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️", "id": "twitter_1169"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ President Donald Trump's job approval rating has risen to 49 % , his highest in Gallup polling since he took office in 2017 . ” ", "@USER @USER @USER still a corrupt authoritarian with racist , bigoted tendencies that fooled over the ignorant masses"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , he totally fooled us . He isn't doing anything of the things he said he would do . 🤣 🤣 🤣", "id": "twitter_1170"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Most Coronavirus Cases Caused By Arson , The Australian Claims ", "@USER @USER Silly ... everyone knows it ’ s the Greens that created corona virus . It ’ s a drink isn ’ t it ? Druggies , drinkers and layabouts . If we all die it ’ s the fault of @USER They caused the fires , the virus and the debt . And gays . They caused gays . All by themselves ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Also the bushfires are the Greens ' fault because they opposed fire hazard reduction burns . ", "id": "twitter_1171"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Interesting @USER report from @USER showing , amount other things , volume of work at various intensities over the last two weeks for @USER Total V : 24,500 m < 70 % : 22,026 m ( includes w-ups ) > 94 % : 228m ", "@USER @USER @USER That ’ s 15 miles per week . Sorry , had to convert it for a distance running coach . None of those other numbers matter , just that one ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Curious , why do u say none of the other numbers matter except total volume considering the original comment was about ratios ? ? ( Or did I just miss the )", "id": "twitter_1172"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A racist trying to tell me what racism is . How ironic . And on top of that trying to insult my race and acting like I don ’ t experience it . ", "@USER Where the fuck did I disrespect your race ?", "@USER By down playing whatever I ’ ve been through like do you listen to yourself when you talk ?", "@USER That's not disrespect . That's trying to show you that's even though you might suffer , you're still far away from the reality of people who suffer every fucking day and fear for their lives every fucking day ."], "response": "@USER @USER How do you know that he doesn't fear for HIS life everyday ? ? ? Oh right because you stopped viewing people as individuals ! #Racism", "id": "twitter_1173"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When Twitter Jail isn ’ t as bad as real jail . ", "@USER @USER Yeah he's a great quality pillar of society . Domestic record . Writes letter to kids in high school . Is hateful . Also is a complete psychopath ."], "response": "@USER @USER But at least he's on point with crootin ! Lol", "id": "twitter_1174"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Gotta say , ' Horrible Histories ' - which is widely considered a beloved part of British childhood for generations - becoming essentially treasonous in the eyes of a big chunk of the UK * OVERNIGHT * is a pretty terrifying omen of how quickly things will spiral .", "@USER Horrible Science & Horrible Geography straight chillin on the sidelines rn", "@USER Just waiting for the first declaration that the laws of physics are anti-British"], "response": "@USER @USER Why should so-called ‘ universal laws ’ apply to us ?", "id": "twitter_1175"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Love is the path for everyone ! Find your path and bring Love along ... it's beautiful to share Love with all ! XOXO ", "@USER @USER @USER Let all that you do be done in #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER All is done in love , and so it shall be . Thank you God for your creation of All ! Amen . ", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not how much we have but how much we enjoy that makes #happiness #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "@USER @USER @USER We all make choices ~ I choose gratitude , Happiness & Positivity each & every day ! Life is what we make it ~ We must choose carefully & choose to be happy , loving , grateful & Positive each & every day ! Love , Love , Love XOXO "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Loving ourselves through the process of owning our story is the bravest thing we ’ ll ever do . #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday #JoyTrain ", "id": "twitter_1176"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hell yeah . Party time ! I'll get this round in . make mine a double ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks Sarah ! 🤍 ✨ Im a mama and this is how I party 🤣 🤣 🤣 ", "@USER @USER @USER Alright everyone ! has challenged everyone to a dance contest ! Get out on the dance floor and show us your best moves ! ! more people for the list : #WCAD ", "@USER @USER @USER Whoa , I ’ m out , HA . It ’ d be up on YouTube , I ’ d be famous — not the kind of famous I ’ d like ! I ’ ll invite friends to the dance party : ", "@USER @USER @USER Did some one say dance party ? Fudge yeah I'm up for a dance party ! You up for a dance party ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the invite , Hayla ! Partiers unite ! "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Rick for being such an absolutely incredible #AwesomeFriend and putting me on your #AwesomeList I wish everyone an day ", "id": "twitter_1177"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["More serious restrictions on people's movements inside #China's #Hubei Province where the #coronavirus outbreak started : Govt has advised only leave home in an emergency ; food & other supplies housing estates should bulk order and deliver to the door ; private car use banned .", "#China ’ s State Council said the proportion of infected patients said to be in a “ serious condition ” has dropped nationwide from more than 15 % to just over 7 % . Even in Wuhan the sitn said to have improved but number of infected there still ina “ serious condition ” remains over 20 %", "More details on the new #Hubei #coronavirus restrictions : nearly 60 million people ordered to stay at home unless there's an emergency ; the only exception is every 3 days 1 person from each household can go out to buy essential items ... [ cont ]"], "response": "@USER @USER Nothing to see here our numbers are down and everything is good .", "id": "twitter_1178"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Are Berners trying to make Pete super popular ? It's just ... the more they complain about him , the more he doesn't get on my nerves . I am the one who popularized the moniker \" Mayo \" Pete before I found out he doesn't even like Mayo . I went from hating Pete to cheering for him . 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️", "Only cheer in relation to beating Bernie and also trolling him in various ways .", "@USER I will say that , so far , my experience with his supporters has been more in line with “ hopefully you ’ ll consider Pete ” or “ take a look at Pete . ” He ’ s still low on my list but I do appreciate not being attacked by his supporters . ( But maybe I ’ ve just been lucky ? )"], "response": "@USER @USER #Respect #Belonging #Truth these are the Rules of the Road . He walks the walk and expects all of his supporters to , as well .", "id": "twitter_1179"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : A report on Canada's broadcasting and telecommunications sector commissioned by the Trudeau government is calling for widespread regulatory reform — including mandated Canadian content on streaming services and an ad-free CBC . ", "@USER Get lost Trudeau - let the market decide - if it good we will buy it - but second rate crap from Canada - NO"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because everybody knows that if we let the market decide , it will always be good for us ... sure ...", "id": "twitter_1180"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER We want a seat at the front they are all empty 🤣 @USER Alisha Dixon any chance of you pulling a few strings and getting us down there close to you 🤣 xx", "@USER @USER @USER Come BGT ! Empty Seats ! ! This woman does great things an award winner , Vocal Rogue loves you , pull some strings please ! ! #weloveBGT", "@USER @USER @USER Look 4 seats right at the front ha ha . Xxx "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Please ! ! - re-locate Beckie to those seats if you don ’ t mind ", "id": "twitter_1181"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First up was \" In the wee small hours \" by @USER . An album that saw him returning to the spotlight with a selection of songs about relationships , and loneliness . It is sometimes refereed to as the first concept album .", "@USER Next was the debut album of @USER titled Elvis . This was the world's introduction to Elvis and the album was a million seller despite being a compilation of Sun Records and RCA Victor recordings .", "@USER @USER \" Songs for swingin ' lovers \" by @USER was next and is the antithesis of \" In the wee small hours \" . Its bright and light and full of life and love .", "@USER @USER \" Brilliant Corners \" by Thelonious Monk showed that at middle age he was still one of the finest Jazz composers in the world ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Released \" Here's Little Richard \" and his energetic singing and piano playing changed music forever .", "id": "twitter_1182"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Anonymously soliciting people's thoughts about Bong Joon-ho's #Parasite . If you've seen the film , what would you rate it , out of 10 ?", "@USER Wtf I can ’ t see any poll ", "@USER @USER Hi you have to click on the tweet to see the poll thnx #saavadikaadha", "@USER @USER Oh didn ’ t realise . I ’ m new to Twitter", "@USER @USER I can ’ t see the poll"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER yup . Imagine paying 1 lakhs rupees for a phone and can't even see polls . #RIPSteveJobs", "id": "twitter_1183"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wow , they didn't change the requirements for Booker , Castro , or anyone else ... Wanna know why ? ", "Probably because Mike Bloomberg bought off the DNC five days before he announced Nothing like a truckload of cash to make the DNC rig elections ! "], "response": "@USER The Democrats are going to rob Bernie again .", "id": "twitter_1184"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hi my lovely #friend 😍 😍 😍 have a great new week 🌻 🌷 #MondayVibes #ShineOn ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning #Gerrinnesmac Have a great Tuesday 😍 #TuesdayThoughts #muchlove For u 👇 hope u like it 😝 😁 😁 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Woah haha thank you 😃 👍 💚 almost speechless 😶 😂 luvit thank you #BabyGo Have a great Tuesday #TuesdayThoughts #muchlove Me with birds singing ", "id": "twitter_1185"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Congrats non the Super Bowl victory , @USER ! Enjoy it for awhile ! 😀", "@USER @USER Wow ... didn ’ t realize you were a Chiefs fan . Congrats 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️"], "response": "@USER @USER Should ’ ve hashtagged that good to see someone other than New England rep the AFC . next year when the #Browns win you ’ ll be hearing it from me !", "id": "twitter_1186"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What a figure : virus incidence outside of China ... and the impact of one cruise 🚢 ship . ( Westerdam cruise ship saga not even included ) . #SARSCoV2 #COVID19 ", "@USER A highly contagious disease is highly contagious in a confined space with limited isolation in place ? Imagine my shock .", "@USER @USER Yup . It ’ s the risk of a cruise ship . That ’ s why they have hand sanitizer everywhere after those high profile Norwalk virus outbreaks a decade or so ago ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good thing the hand sanitizers were there to prevent illness ... < sarcasm doesn't tweet well >", "id": "twitter_1187"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": [". @USER must take this misleading video about @USER down now . Social media platforms are a place where people come for news & information . They need to have certain standards . Falsity has never been part of our 1st Amendment tradition . ", "@USER @USER @USER remove this lying , deceptive , threatening video . Now ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Then you didn ’ t watch the #SOTU Talk about deep fake .", "id": "twitter_1188"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Breaking News : The Boy Scouts of America filed for bankruptcy , succumbing to pressures including a surge in legal costs over its handling of sexual abuse claims ", "@USER You go WOKE then you go broke"], "response": "@USER @USER God damn ! It rhymes , and everything ! LOL ! #BoyScoutsCrimeSyndicate", "id": "twitter_1189"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["ahead : I LOVE getting harsh feedback from a prof on a psych discussion post where the assignment was to share my personal opinion . 🤔 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️ Thanks for telling me how I should feel . 👍", "@USER Hello ! I can do it for you starting at $ 10 per page . Want someone to help ?"], "response": "@USER 😂 BEST spam reply ever . Yeah , sure Alex .. I just love doing stuff that's dishonest and illegal AF . Super good job , man , keep it up .", "id": "twitter_1190"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Students at the University of the Free State . #SouthAfrica That's one reason I don't want to send my children there . ", "@USER Funny how people who were given everything on a silver plate have the nerve of saying that . Ask you self why they are doing this remember protesting have been there for long time when u great grand fathers were looting and killing black people today u afford fees cz of privileges"], "response": "@USER @USER You guys are racist to the core , fueled by politicians . Good luck with ‘ your own ’ farmers , bright times .", "id": "twitter_1191"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["OK TWITTER — - favorite pieces of music that elicits a feeling of nostalgia ? Time passing ? LIFE and it ’ s beauty & mystery ? GO !", "@USER Scenes from an Italian restaurant by Billy Joel"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER “ Scenes from an Italian Restaurant ” & - Bet you didn ’ t know that ! ! also - Bet you already kinda knew that ! ! 😂", "id": "twitter_1192"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In an interview with GQ magazine , rapper Stormzy says every UK government has let black people down and not much has changed for the people who need it most . Do you agree with his comments ? ", "@USER Top of the list to get rid of is the racist MOBO awards How can that be fair for white musicians", "@USER @USER Because they were not getting representation at the standard awards .", "@USER @USER @USER Standard awards = white awards plus 1 black person", "@USER @USER @USER I still get shocked when people claim this ! Like the Oscars best actor this year there wasn ’ t a performance in any film by a country mile near Joaquin Phoenix . Yet it ’ s racist ! If someone beat it great and I mean anyone ! I just hear the arguement but no one says someone better", "@USER @USER @USER But Phoenix , said it was racist himself .", "@USER @USER @USER the way it ’ s being pushed to being almost having to be apologetic to be white and win ? Ieveryone watched joker said not a amazing movie but his performance was up there with the best ever . I by no means support any racism and despise it ! But the surely the real fight isn ’ t this", "@USER @USER @USER This isn't about Joker , for Bafta to say no black actor was worthy of being nominated is just ridiculous", "@USER @USER @USER that's all you do is wave the racist flag it's like your looking for people to wave it at #embarrassing"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And all you do is wave your speak for other races racist flag coz you know what ’ s best #enjoy #embarassing", "id": "twitter_1193"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I find it ridiculous how NO PERSON is TWEETING the amount of people who die everyday from a cold or Flu . No SCREAMING about this . How ignorant . by the way ... the empty cities ? ", "@USER I find it ridiculous people are comparing this coronavirus to the flu", "@USER why ? as many as 56k die each year from the Flu which is also a Virus . However NO ONE Tweets this epidemic . So tell me what is so ridiculous ? and if you have the time explain to me what a Fnord is .", "@USER one has a mortality rate of 0.05 % the other of between 2 % - 4 % ... orders of magnitude more deadly . Assuming the experts are right and we never completely get rid of coronovirus then we can expect the death rate of 2019 - nCoV to surpass that of flu for generations to come", "@USER okay . then please explain the bottle of Dettol my 78 year Old mother has where on the bottle it clearly states ... Coronavirus and how it kills it ? B4 the virus . Assuming is not a Fact . Facts are the Empty cities in China.Facts are State run Propaganda in China . ... and more"], "response": "@USER I am saddened by all deaths from sickness especially when we are able to cure them . I will ask if you are aware of the word \" FNORD \" and I wonder who had to read those Emails b4 they were published by Wikileaks ? I have No Fear only", "id": "twitter_1194"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m running against some folks who are billionaires . I ’ m also running against others who aren ’ t billionaires , but get funding from billionaires . You cannot change a corrupt system by taking its money .", "@USER @USER @USER This has gone completely over your head ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh has it ? Please educate me , oh wise one . Clearly you know so much . Dispense thy wisdom . I am elated at the prospect of learning from somebody so obviously superior to myself in knowledge . How do you learn these amazing things ? Are they taught only in video games ? ", "id": "twitter_1195"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My twitter feed is full of people delivery advice in short punchy , motivational sentences using startup jargon . Some of it is cool but a lot is nonsense advice that ’ s pretty horrible . If I ever sound like that pls call me out .", "@USER you can use the twitter mute feature too ! try words like honored , humbled , proud , and excited !"], "response": "@USER I ’ m humbled and honored to have you as a friend and follower .", "id": "twitter_1196"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Martin Luther married a nun 15 years his younger . Zwingli lived in sin . Henry VIII is an infamous adulterer . The entire Protestant revolt is based on sexual degeneracy .", "@USER Wowza . Bazinga ! Now , that ’ s not to say we don ’ t love , want & need our Protestant brothers & sisters back home with us . We absolutely do . They ’ ve been given gifts & charisms , which have an end purpose , according to God . I pray they “ Bring it ! ” to the table , sooner than later . ", "@USER @USER They have not been given any gifts and charism . We want them to become Catholic , not bring the Protestantism with them .", "@USER @USER Jesus gave us each unique talents . Do you not see these talents as gifts ?", "@USER @USER I mean , he kinda did , but not really . A lot of people have very little talent and are just mediocre people . These gifts that people do have as people have nothing to do with one ’ s false religion .", "@USER @USER I think I hear a clanging gong .", "@USER @USER Silly comment . Charity means willing another ’ s good , not flattery ."], "response": "@USER @USER The fact is , that I have known a lot of devoutly Christian Protestants — who love in a sacrificial , giving way . They endeavor to know and live scripture . We want them back home just like we want our fallen away Catholics , like our children , back #HOME . Draw them home . .", "id": "twitter_1197"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My husband was late to work today because HE slept in . My MIL told me since he was the “ breadwinner ” it ’ s my job to make sure he is up and going to work . And I not so politely said he is a fucking adult and HE can police himself . I ’ m NOT his mother . You can miss me with that bs", "@USER @USER please please please see a therapist . asap . yikes ."], "response": "@USER I was told to see a therapist by a bird with an only fans account .", "id": "twitter_1198"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I worked with other senators to make sure that we have the right to ask for more documents and witnesses , but there is no need for more evidence to prove something that has already been proven and that does not meet the U . S . Constitution ’ s high bar for an impeachable offense . 1/15", "There is no need for more evidence to prove that the president asked Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden and his son , Hunter ; he said this on television on October 3 , 2019 , and during his July 25 , 2019 , telephone call with the president of Ukraine . 2/15", "There is no need for more evidence to conclude that the president withheld United States aid , at least in part , to pressure Ukraine to investigate the Bidens ; the House managers have proved this with what they call a “ mountain of overwhelming evidence . ” 3/15", "There is no need to consider further the frivolous second article of impeachment that would remove the president for asserting his constitutional prerogative to protect confidential conversations with his close advisers . 4/15", "It was inappropriate for the president to ask a foreign leader to investigate his political opponent and to withhold United States aid to encourage that investigation . 5/15"], "response": "@USER When our election is further compromised by foreign entanglements & degrades American voter confidence in our democratic constitutional republic , this decision of yours will stain your reputation forever .", "id": "twitter_1199"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Is this really appropriate attire for parliament ? @USER #DressStandards ", "@USER @USER Wait until they start bringing their babies into the House of Commons and start breastfeeding them during PMQ's . Maybe they could wear pyjamas and slippers ? I could imagine Jess Phillips in that ! We have already had Mhairi Black snorting something on the benches . I despair ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER There is no reason why a woman TD should not #breastfeed in House of Commons . I know that in #Canada the premier Christy Clarke broke this barrier by breastfeeding in a room in the Victoria parliament", "@USER @USER @USER You are not being very inclusive with your language ... you stated that women should be allowed to breastfeed in parliament . This is the 21st century . Didn't you realise that men can now give birth to babies and breastfeed them ? Why are you discriminating against them ? ? ? 🤔"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I am sure that breastfeeding men is a great idea , but I've not met anyone who has admitted to doing it in public yet", "id": "twitter_1200"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER guys Im #anxious #nervous to finally get to but not when I ask u [ which yur not ] to stop with overuse of words like cracked record . Some words u might consider as in pretend to care for like good", "@USER @USER @USER - even tho your #youthful [ your not really ] #opinions are highly paid for by we the taxpayer proletariat who lack proper cronys to endorse our #opinion $ . But we still even when oh so did i overuse the word sad ? Please consider .", "@USER @USER @USER - just because someone has independent #point of view , does not mean they should be demonized by ones who use #power of the #media to target no matter how subtle the vilification is hmmm ? let be our best did i overuse word ? ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER - this is much same for the just as stupid and pretentious commerical media . #australian media is a dogs breakfast . Must be remade . The cronyism is sending australians into insanity . #Remake is a great word one hopes u will take it up ! all best [ until next tweets ] #humbley yours ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER so we have our familiar favourites - #humble #pic #smile and in good old [ but still ] ' s case we could include & New words -", "id": "twitter_1201"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Regardless of your immigration status , I want every Angeleno to know your city is on your side . Here in Los Angeles , our police department does not coordinate with ICE or participate in immigration enforcement . Know your rights : ", "@USER @USER Mayor Garcetti you protecting criminals , you should resign , unbelievable ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER How else do these people get elected if it weren't for the illegal and loafer votes ? They have to protect their constituents ! ! ! Yes , ...", "id": "twitter_1202"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m not exactly sure what to say here ... I certainly have nothing positive to say , so I ’ ll be quiet . ", "@USER She ’ s on medication you dumb fuck .", "@USER Medication that makes her support Elizabeth Warren ?"], "response": "@USER @USER 🤣 the is strong with this one", "id": "twitter_1203"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Teaching English in Japan went from high paying to significantly lower in the past 10 years of me being here . I just ... wow", "@USER I laugh when I see recruitment ads , too , cuz they make a big deal about it being such a great job / pay and they ’ re offering 23man / month .", "@USER @USER But you get 104 days of vacation a year !", "@USER @USER I love how weekends are deemed vacation"], "response": "@USER @USER Why you no die at your desk ? Have you no shame ! Why you need this thing called a life ?", "id": "twitter_1204"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER It really isn't fair to the buyer that you send the delivery guy at delivery address and later on cancel the order . The App shows that the stocks are limited . How did the product reach my home .", "@USER @USER @USER After sitting and actively looking for product to be available , an end user is able to place the order during the sale time . It takes some time and effort for which you guys have shown no respect at all .", "@USER @USER @USER Just replying with a call and telling that you can't help , shows how much you care for the people who have made flipkart ' The FLIPKART ' ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Highly disappointed that you guys neither could provide a coupon which would have bridged up the cost to buy the product now ( at post-sale price ) , nor you guys could cancel the cancellation that was done from your very end .", "id": "twitter_1205"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Shared learning , shared experiences , and unbreakable connections . Always a privilege and a treat to connect with my Edu fam ! ! So sorry I missed so many others here at #tcea #TCEA20 ", "@USER @USER @USER Uh Oh . Did I miss you ? 😞 😢"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes friend ! I was trying to catch you but , got busy !", "id": "twitter_1206"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["From columnist @USER : Baker Mayfield has done two things in the NFL : Jack and squat . Yet , he's in ads for everything from cars to insurance . Why ? ", "@USER @USER White privilege ? What the hell is that ? Please explain ? Like affirmative action ?", "@USER @USER @USER Go look up white privilege plenty of articles out there . Or do you need someone to explain to you how to use Google too ?", "@USER @USER @USER To call the concept of white privilege pure garbage is an insult to garbage honestly ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yea , listen to this guy with the Twitter account which he believes is destroying American values .", "id": "twitter_1207"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Husker fans : \" Ugh ! The rumor mill is so stupid . You can never trust it . I'm never believing it again . \" Rumor Mill 5 minutes later : Bob Devaney's reanimated corpse is in talks with Nebraska to be an off the field analyst . Husker fans : ", "@USER Wait . Is he tho ? I'm all in on zombie Bob !", "@USER Bob Devaney is now a zombie . His first name is Robert . Another way to shorten Robert is Rob . Bob Devaney is Rob Zombie . Rob Zombie is joining Nebraska's staff as a special teams analyst CONFIRMED . "], "response": "@USER @USER Hold on a minute ... you mean to tell me Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 will be joining Nebraska as the new ST analyst ? ? With his knowledge of music , that could bring in a whole new perspective to our ST unit ! Just needs a little change to the Push lyrics and we're good to go", "id": "twitter_1208"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#ThankYou @USER for your #Reviews on my very soon ", "#2020 is so #Exciting for me ' #Grateful and with my with @USER and my & range with @USER and with my @USER 😇 ❤ ️", "@USER @USER @USER The #GloryHole Tour is going to be so much fun ! #SundayRoast 🤣 #BALLS "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Going to be cant wait for my nations gonna be 😂 😂 💃 💪 😀", "id": "twitter_1209"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ You can ’ t personally help tigers , whales and elephants but you really can do something for the insects , birds and plants that are local to you , ” says BES President Professor Jane Memmot in Saturday's @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Of course you can help lions and tigers etc if you choose to . And any animals you choose to help . Help them all .", "@USER @USER @USER No thanks . We've had enough of colonial conservation . You can keep them there .", "@USER @USER @USER You mean you can keep the animals there ? 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER I meant the people who want to come and protect tigers and Lions etc ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So are you telling me I shouldn't have given money to help with the Australian Bush fires ? Who on earth are you to tell me what I can and can't spend my money on ! ?", "id": "twitter_1210"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Like the hunters will care . Poor poor dog and there could have been a major accident . When will these hunters actually piss off back into their estates . ? I ’ m so angry . 😡 ", "@USER A hunter shot the poor dog ? It's sickening !", "@USER I think it ran across the road . These hunters are a disgrace . It ’ s actually illegal but no police as usual"], "response": "@USER @USER Naturally trails are always laid across A roads", "id": "twitter_1211"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Tell that to #flatearthers . i bet it takes you forever 😂", "@USER @USER I don't have so much time to waste but the Earth is still not flat"], "response": "@USER @USER Nasa is a lie , believe that . is a b ... 🤪", "id": "twitter_1212"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hey writers ... Do you ever look at your , you're or their , they're , there ... and question the usage ( even though you know how to use them correctly ) ? #WritingCommunity", "@USER It irks me when I see others misusing these simple words . Another thing that irks me is , ' more better ' ."], "response": "@USER It's better than better but it isn't quite best yet . #wink", "id": "twitter_1213"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["She might as well rip up any plans for attracting independent voters . Pelosi and the Democrats sat on their hands through all of the good news for Americans in that speech . It ’ s a sad place to be when good news for America is bad news for Democrats . ", "@USER They really do hate America that much .."], "response": "@USER @USER We really do just hate the lies . You should too , but you people seem to be allergic to the truth instead .", "id": "twitter_1214"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I worked with other senators to make sure that we have the right to ask for more documents and witnesses , but there is no need for more evidence to prove something that has already been proven and that does not meet the U . S . Constitution ’ s high bar for an impeachable offense . 1/15", "There is no need for more evidence to prove that the president asked Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden and his son , Hunter ; he said this on television on October 3 , 2019 , and during his July 25 , 2019 , telephone call with the president of Ukraine . 2/15", "There is no need for more evidence to conclude that the president withheld United States aid , at least in part , to pressure Ukraine to investigate the Bidens ; the House managers have proved this with what they call a “ mountain of overwhelming evidence . ” 3/15", "@USER You will never be re elected !"], "response": "@USER @USER He ’ s retiring . He could have voted Yes , but he ’ s pals with Mitch , so didn ’ t want to tank the cocktail conversation .", "id": "twitter_1215"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Been to Bicester Village today .. not impressed with the service in jimmy choo ! Was told by an assistant a particular bag was just under £ 300 ( with 20 % off ) only to then get to the till and it ’ s £ 100 more ! ! It was their mistake not mine .. no sale !", "Would really love a reply @USER ? ? If you ’ ve got a bag marked at a price surely it has to be sold at this ? ? ? Very disappointed with the service after how much I spent on my wedding shoes last year ! ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER Wow @USER ! Sounds like awful customer service . Surely not the image you are trying to portray ? With your profit margins you should ’ ve honoured the price 🙄 #badcustomerservice #honourtheprice #jimmychoo", "id": "twitter_1216"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hey writers ... Do you ever look at your , you're or their , they're , there ... and question the usage ( even though you know how to use them correctly ) ? #WritingCommunity", "@USER It irks me when I see others misusing these simple words . Another thing that irks me is , ' more better ' ."], "response": "@USER It's better than better but it isn't quite best yet . #wink", "id": "twitter_1217"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Asia Pacific Education ( APEDU ) is pleased to announce the sale of its Canadian schools ( Canadian Tourism College & Sterling College ) to the ILAC group . Delighted to join the ILAC Board with Jonathan Kolber Ilan Cohen Adam Shantz Ma … ", "@USER Here ’ s to getting a few more students from other parts to the world at CTC"], "response": "@USER Looking very forward ! You are amazing Boss !", "id": "twitter_1218"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Why do you insist on being so radical in your thinking ? ", "@USER You gotta get liz to drop out and endorse Bernie .", "@USER @USER Or endorse Kermit the frog , you ’ ll have as good of a chance with him as either liz or bern .", "@USER @USER I can smell your fear through my phone"], "response": "@USER @USER #hahahahaha ... yep go with that . Coming from #leftist sympathizer after the week you guys just had ? ? @USER is on suicide watch . base week to be you guys ... ooopsie did I use a gender pronoun ? #WalkAway ... better yet run to the ( carolann )", "id": "twitter_1219"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First up was \" In the wee small hours \" by @USER . An album that saw him returning to the spotlight with a selection of songs about relationships , and loneliness . It is sometimes refereed to as the first concept album .", "@USER Next was the debut album of @USER titled Elvis . This was the world's introduction to Elvis and the album was a million seller despite being a compilation of Sun Records and RCA Victor recordings .", "@USER @USER \" Songs for swingin ' lovers \" by @USER was next and is the antithesis of \" In the wee small hours \" . Its bright and light and full of life and love .", "@USER @USER \" Brilliant Corners \" by Thelonious Monk showed that at middle age he was still one of the finest Jazz composers in the world ."], "response": "@USER @USER Sarah Vaughn's \" At Mister Kelly's \" is expertly performed . Sarah's presence and vocals are real raw and off the cuff . Beautifully informal and still impactful .", "id": "twitter_1220"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["These people should be sent to 20 years of community service . Get a freakin life . ", "@USER Protesting is as American as apple pie . From the Revolutionary Fathers to today . Glad we live in a society where it's not illegal ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yes , feeling free to vandalize property that doesn ’ t belong too you is the American Dream 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️", "id": "twitter_1221"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Even if the methods are new , sowing the seeds of doubt , division , and discord to turn Americans against each other is an old trick . The antidote is citizenship : to get engaged , organized , mobilized , and to vote - on every level , in every election . ", "@USER REMINDER : President Obama won TWO elections fair and square ! ! ", "@USER @USER But I thought we are a country of racism ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well we just wait until after two terms of voting in a black president to show our utter and horrible racism 😂 😂 😂 I had to wait for just the right time I suppose #kag2020", "id": "twitter_1222"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I will never tire of this ♥ ️ 💜 😘 ", "@USER Congratulations 🎉 to the newly weds ! That looks awesome , love the roses ❤", "@USER @USER Thank you . It was a lovely surprise , we hadn't a clue . 😁 🎂 🎈"], "response": "@USER @USER Your most welcome . That's what makes it an extra special surprise ! Wishing you a wonderful married life , blessed with love , peace and happiness . #Blessing", "id": "twitter_1223"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["That ’ s fine 😊 . I can assure you now though that we will be seeing doors of positions of leadership . Not only that but we will be kicking them down one by one by all means necessary . You see , it is not your permission we seek to ignite our fire . Thank you though for engaging ❤ ️ ", "@USER According to God a man should love a woman , and love is the greatest of all and as a woman we have to submit to that love , I guess It ’ s because women are rubies according to God , very valuable and we are equal with diff roles thank God husbae knows this .", "@USER @USER We left that word ' submission ' in 2020 ... no human being should submit to another human being", "@USER @USER That word submit has been so overused and exploited ... it has become like a swear word to me", "@USER @USER I get it some have misinterpreted it to enslave"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wives just have a SPECIFIC role to play to their OWN husbands ... And that is Sir submit to them , just as husbands have their own role to their wives . We lack understanding and so more often than not we misconstrue the word of God .", "id": "twitter_1224"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" central banks ’ balance-sheet expansion is essentially a failed policy experiment ... successful in putting a floor under collapsing markets over a decade ago ... But it failed to achieve traction in sparking vigorous economic recovery \" cc : @USER #stuck ", "@USER @USER Dan / Guy - 2 losers who let their political views cause them to be bearish in one of greatest bull markets in history"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 😂 ummm , \" spinner \" is a totally appropriate Twitter handle for that nonsense . Wow", "id": "twitter_1225"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Be a real shame if they traded Luke Kennard to the Bucks . A damn shame ", "@USER So we can hear all about how Kennard is unplayable in the playoffs by ... * checks watch * Next week"], "response": "@USER No he ’ s unlike Bud ’ s other pets . I ’ ve gotta take a massive L on Donte but I ’ m very correct about the other three", "id": "twitter_1226"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["He is definitely wrong . How is this a debate ? ", "@USER No , he isn't wrong ... the airline is wrong for making air travel a dehumanizing experience .", "@USER @USER The Airline ? I disagree . Nobody forced him onto that plane . I would wager he bought his ticket last minute , got the last seat avail . Up to the point they shut the door , he had a choice ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes , the airlines tell you the seat pitch dimensions and allow you to tour the aircraft before booking your ticket . #AudibleEyeRoll", "id": "twitter_1227"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I choose hope over fear . I choose courage over cynicism .", "@USER @USER And if you're a Democrat you choose lies and cronyism over the American people . #stfu scumbag"], "response": "@USER @USER Do you not see the in your reply . Don ’ t let your #bias blind you to cynicism , fear and name-calling .", "id": "twitter_1228"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Its good to see the police aren ’ t fucking about with these lunatics and are putting em down straightaway #streatham", "@USER Hopefully with brexit , we can do it more forcefully . If they want to cause problems they should clear off", "@USER @USER how do you get more forceful than shooting to kill John ?", "@USER @USER @USER Being able to sort the lunatics out before they attack people . Carry out house checks and actually follow up on reports on people posting or planning terrorist attacks . Manchester bomber was ignored 5 times , if he wasn ’ t 23 people would still be alive ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Missed because Brussels bureaucrats absolutely insisted that the UK : Cut its police numbers . Used UKBorderForce to do millions of random stop and searches instead of using intelligence . Invade Iraq . I don't know how the EU sleep at night .", "id": "twitter_1229"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I'm going to kill that f * * * ing groundhog , lying pos ", "@USER It ’ s almost as if taking climate advice from a rodent is a bad idea .", "@USER Who am I supposed to listen to then ? Scientists ? I don't think so"], "response": "@USER Well that would be silly . It would be like listening to women about women ’ s health issues . That could never work", "id": "twitter_1230"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This isn ’ t a surprise but this lays it out in chillingly easy to imagine ways . “ These pro-Trump forces are poised to wage what could be the most extensive disinformation campaign in U . S . history . ” The 2020 Election Will Be a War of #Disinformation ", "@USER He's also setting the stage incase he loses . With massive amounts of political corruption he'll never accept the results and we could be looking at a major issue when he doesn't leave office ."], "response": "@USER Nah . He wouldn ’ t . He learned his lesson right ? * This tweet delivered with", "id": "twitter_1231"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["the illusion of “ common sense ” is really such an insidious brain worm , and a great example of why is seeing how quickly some ‘ lgbt allies ’ waiver when a conservative tells them “ well trans women are biologically men , and men are stronger , so isn ’ t it unfair to let them compete ? ”", "@USER If leftists get to use \" common sense \" in discussions about gun laws ( even when they ignore the existence of regulations already in place , or advocate for policies which violate due process ) why can't conservatives use \" common sense \" when discussing transgender athleticism ?", "@USER @USER Leftists are generally opposed to gun laws . As Marx said , the workers must not be disarmed , at any cost . Liberals are not leftists , leftists are not liberals .", "@USER @USER @USER There is a very open divide between what is called the \" Clinton wing \" of the Democratic party and the ascendant left wing . The former is more inclined to symbolic forms of social control in the same sense that the religious wing of the GOP wants to symbolically punish abortion", "@USER @USER @USER I would argue that the Clinton side is all * about * control . Social and otherwise . Hence their very hawkish views on the military and support of American hegemony and border control . They're practically Reaganites . The dems have never been left wing because America has , from the"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" Jock McAskill ? I don't care that he's from Glasgow and wears tartan . He put sugar on his porridge , so he's not Scottish . \"", "id": "twitter_1232"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When a conservative girl visits @USER to ask students basic questions about life ... ", "@USER @USER I went there to ask them Presidents Day trivia questions 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow . That school is worth all the student debt ! It's really preparing kids for life ! I'm enjoying the free exchange of ideas and dialog !", "id": "twitter_1233"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Imagine signing a 36 - year-old indie wrestler to a WWE developmental contract ( and it not being an outlier ) . NXT is a failure . ", "@USER It's losing to the Outlaw Mudshow known as AEW . Of course it's a failure . AEW is pure shit . How can WWE not beat them ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Because right now they ’ re the shiny new toy that everyone wants to play with . Once it ’ s stops being shiny you realize it ’ s all smoke and mirrors", "id": "twitter_1234"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["With unemployment at an all time low why aren ’ t these useless members of society working ? ", "@USER Why work when the Democrats want to give them EVERYTHING ! 🤮 ‼ ️"], "response": "@USER I swear I thought you were a parody account for a second", "id": "twitter_1235"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["One of my students tried to kill herself last night . I have spent most of the day calming kids down , talking with them and trying to make them ok again . Why ? Because we don ’ t have a counselor on campus . I ’ m so not trained for this . @USER help 😢", "@USER Hi . I ’ ll be in touch . I ’ m with patients until around 7:30 . I ’ ll DM my phone number to you the minute I get home .", "@USER @USER You are an amazing person ! ! The world is so lucky to have you ! ! ❤ ️ 🙏 💕"], "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m not sure if you ’ re referring to me , but regardless ... back atcha ! 💜 💚", "id": "twitter_1236"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Cardio + Core done ! ! gooood Morning Grinders ! Go be great today ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER what you tossing today Sonatas or Honda Civics ?", "@USER @USER @USER Round Two Is How We Do 💯 💪 🏻 #GRINDERS ", "@USER @USER @USER Lazmo You Been Turnin It Up ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER final workout of my 4 week program is DONE ! ! Feeling amazing ! ! ! * * Here ’ s a little challenge for y ’ all today : 45 second army crawl in between sets . Modification : hold low plank for 45 seconds . * * let me know how it goes ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Ooo that ’ s a good one", "@USER @USER @USER Back & Biceps On The Menu This Morning #Grinders Lets Be Great & Be A Blessing ! ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s Only Grinding IF You Finish STRONG 💪 🏻 #GRINDERS "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Amen ! Pass it off to the weekend crew Bro #Blessings #Health and to all the", "id": "twitter_1237"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The bachelor - worst show on television ! A bunch of immature not ready fame seeking women seeking a not ready immature fame seeking man ! The worst ! #bachelor #theworst #nbc ! ! !", "@USER that ’ s what makes the show entertaining ! ! everyone who watches the bachelor knows that it ’ s a bad show but that ’ s why it ’ s hilarious"], "response": "@USER People LOVE IT ... the drama is REAL !", "id": "twitter_1238"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I wish my mum's family had kept Wainhouse Tower . We could have lived in the top of it and I could have grown my hair and been like Rapunzel 😂 ", "@USER Oh yes ... I wish it too @USER I'd join you and pretend I was #RapunzelTwo 💁 🏻 ❣ wonderful Simone ;) X", "@USER Bet I could grow my hair longer than yours @USER sorry Rapunzel 2 😘 love to you & David"], "response": "@USER I ’ m sure you are right Simone ! You have #youth on your sid ❤ ️ 🙏 xThank you love returned ! Oh we can imagine how @USER must be this morning in the sunshine ... We ’ ll keep that thought as we park up in StJamesLeeds ❣ ️", "id": "twitter_1239"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First up was \" In the wee small hours \" by @USER . An album that saw him returning to the spotlight with a selection of songs about relationships , and loneliness . It is sometimes refereed to as the first concept album .", "@USER Next was the debut album of @USER titled Elvis . This was the world's introduction to Elvis and the album was a million seller despite being a compilation of Sun Records and RCA Victor recordings .", "@USER @USER \" Songs for swingin ' lovers \" by @USER was next and is the antithesis of \" In the wee small hours \" . Its bright and light and full of life and love .", "@USER @USER \" Brilliant Corners \" by Thelonious Monk showed that at middle age he was still one of the finest Jazz composers in the world ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" Birth of the cool \" is exactly that , . It is as smooth and chill as it is interesting and exciting .", "id": "twitter_1240"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["✅ sent first pardot campaign ✅ refactoring roadmap signed off ✅ really nice ham and beetroot sandwich for lunch Any other #awesomeadmin wins out there today ?", "@USER I wore my #Trailblazer hoodie when presenting to a company wide web conference ", "@USER Yes Tracey ! Bet you looked mint"], "response": "@USER Only my boss knew what it was but I felt", "id": "twitter_1241"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The gospel of grace takes men who have been softened by the devil and makes them hard , strong , lean , loving , and ferocious in pursuit of God and his glory . See ἀνδρίζεσθε in 1 Cor . 16:13 , best translated \" act like men . \" Men aren't soft . Men must be tough in Christ .", "@USER Maybe your premise has merit , but don't base it on ἀνδρίζεσθε , as others have pointed out . Paul is speaking to all Corinthian believers , men and women , so the quality of courage invested in ἀνδρίζεσθε applies to both & informs our definition of Christlikeness , not masculinity .", "@USER @USER @USER Plus , “ Act like men ” here does not mean “ Act less feminine . ” The contrast is not man / woman but man / child . He means “ grow up . Act like adults , not children . ” See similar Pauline contrast in 1 Cor 13 : “ When I became a man , I put away childish things . ”", "@USER @USER @USER Not tough if being so gets in the way of being Mature . I . e . , Gentle . Kind . Loving . Joyful . Peaceful . Patient . Good . Faithful . Self-controlled ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER In fact - if u promote this as literal \" men \" ( masculine ) I would say you are being immature .", "id": "twitter_1242"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sutter for Simmonds ? I hit yes in 0.0004 seconds , hell throw in a pick if you need just get that term of a bad player outta here", "@USER Ive been wanting Simmonds on this team since the beginning of of his NHL career .", "@USER @USER Okay but to clarify Simmonds is bad but Sutter is Al Qaeda so do the trade now"], "response": "@USER @USER In nhl 19 simmonds still has an 88 rating and is", "id": "twitter_1243"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Man shot by police after a number of people believed stabbed in \" terror-related \" incident in Streatham , south London ", "Two people injured in Streatham attack and suspect shot dead by police , Met Police says Follow live updates : ", "Three people injured in #Streatham attack , one person is in \" life-threatening condition \" , London's Met Police says Latest : ", "The attacker , shot dead by police in Streatham , south London , was recently released from prison where he had served time for terror offences "], "response": "@USER #IainDale Are U A #Politician Now ? @USER You Sound #Awful from here , as @USER E17 . What do you mean the can do they want due to A ? I See You ! ? ", "id": "twitter_1244"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trixie finds something she doesn ’ t like while out on her walk in the wind & the rain . #StormCiara @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER So cute ! She has quite the bark on her ! Probably being protective of you !", "@USER @USER @USER She was bless her , so cute to watch . She had never been in the field before so it was a new sight ! Typical Boxer , they like what they know xx"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So what exactly is it ? girl Trixie", "id": "twitter_1245"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A Hong Kong man in his 80s infected with #coronavirus was on cruise ship Diamond Princess that left Yokohama on Jan 20 , reached Hong Kong on the 25th . That cruise ship is back in Yokohama tonight . Over 3000 passengers could be quarantined ", "@USER This is the second cruise scare . This is crazy . I know it ’ s not fair but it seems irresponsible to allow for travel in any form of people who are currently living in China . If the Chinese are only letting one family member out at a time to get food stuffs why a cruise ?", "@USER @USER Not a matter of fairness , just common sense ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I heard some handicapped kid's parents were quarantined and the dad was trying to get help for the kid via some weBsite but no one came and he died .", "id": "twitter_1246"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Guys , this #RushLimbaugh shit is NOT funny . My dad died of lung cancer & I don ’ t want Rush 2 go out the same way , weirdly connecting them . I want Rush to have a much worse death . Please god , let him get hit by a 🚌 driven by a minority & stay alive long enough to starve to death .", "@USER Wow ! I feel sorry for YOU ! ! ! Such hatred in your heart !"], "response": "@USER Yes , I agree , Rush has too much hatred in his heart . That ’ s probably why he got lung cancer .", "id": "twitter_1247"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You know why #BirdsOfPrey is going to bomb just like #CharliesAngels did ? They've removed any sex appeal these characters had to appeal to a female \" girl power \" audience instead of the core male comic book audience . They literally don't know who they're making this movie for . ", "@USER cough cough Wonder Woman cough cough Captain Marvel", "@USER @USER Joker manage to make 1 billion without China's help .", "@USER @USER @USER Never knew joker was a groundbreaking female led film"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well Groundbreaking is Groundbreaking I'll take that everyday over \" just \" mediocre .", "id": "twitter_1248"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER SAD how women disgrace themselves , signs of satan women using tongue to provoke ALLAH help the world game was great half time such as this should be removed youth needs better things to see not fondling money out of filth", "@USER @USER She puts her #Lebanese Arab heritage as well as #Colombian side , into her music , I sure saw her #Colombian heritage . Both SEXY ! ! ! Her voice is GREAT , that's all . Listen to her music ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yusuf check out my face book , some one made it for me ofcourse \" Od \" who works for me , , , my first name and then my last name see what you think of it . YOU know , I do not know how to do such things .. Perhaps good for business and yes combo latin and M . E", "id": "twitter_1249"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER It's the small things that add up to change ... A kind deed , or favor , bringing happiness is our Debra ...", "@USER Happy Thursday Sarai , enjoy the rest of your day sweetheart , sending you lots of love and hugs always my lovely friend ! 🙋 ‍ ♀ ️ 🌠 🤗 ❤"], "response": "@USER You make my day ... Sending your way ...", "id": "twitter_1250"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sunday afternoon thought : it ’ s fascinating to see some folk whose opinions have been heavily criticized for flawed science or misrepresentations convince themselves instead that it ’ s their honesty & stand on integrity that makes them unpopular . Pro tip : it ’ s not .", "@USER The greenhouse effect is flawed science . Trace gases behave like light bulbs except the light is invisible and enough heat the atmosphere an extra 33K . The atmosphere equals 66.56 C with every particle equal to 1.38 E - 23 joules . Irradiance increases particle energy not trace gases . "], "response": "@USER @USER \" Irradiance increases particle energy not trace gases . \" Nobel prize material .", "id": "twitter_1251"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This churchman gives a bad name to churchmen BEFORE the election he helped his fellow Old Etonian and he traduced the man who wanted to help the poor and fight racism of all kinds Justin Welby says he is ' sorry and ashamed ' over church's racism ", "@USER When will people actually look at the masks people wear ? I still struggle with the concept of being a Christian and being a Conservative . To me they are polar opposites of each other ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER This man needs a mirror + to listen to his own words ! or arrogance ?", "id": "twitter_1252"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Wish I had time to play at the hotel here in Houston & I ’ d dominate ⛳ ️ ", "@USER Too cold to be messing outside today", "@USER Damn dude I only brought a vest ( sleeveless jacket ) 🥶 ", "@USER The best part is it ’ s supposed to be high 70s tomorrow . 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER There are tornadoes in Charlotte and why wife texted me my flight might be delayed ... wtf I don ’ t land until almost 10pm anyway", "@USER I saw the east coast is getting bad weather . Alabama is getting hammered right now . I ’ d take rain and tornadoes over the cold . But that ’ s just how much I hate being cold 🤣"], "response": "@USER Yep just got noticed that my flight scheduled to leave at 5:45 p today doesn ’ t depart Houston until 8: 15p now that brings me walking in my house at 1:30 am ... love it when I wake up my wife #pissedwife", "id": "twitter_1253"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["He tore up the Constitution ; she can ’ t tear up a speech ?", "@USER She stole the next 48 hours worth of news from him . Genius ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ohhhhhhhhh I didn ’ t even think of that ! Cheers to you", "id": "twitter_1254"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To think that I would attend the #SOTU to hear the message of an IMPEACHED president is a thought that in no way would be consistent w / my fight and struggle against this dishonorable president . I will certainly NOT be there !", "@USER I love you . Thank you so much for your patriotism ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You are questioning patriotism while you have the wrong flag in your Twitter handle . Liberia 🇱 🇷 USA 🇺 🇸", "id": "twitter_1255"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A message to Europe , this morning on the White Cliffs of Dover . Sound on . ", "@USER You guys are amazing . Forever a source of inspiration , hope and reflection . Thank you for all that you have done !", "@USER @USER The broadcast was probably illegal . My gut feeling is that the cinematic projection broke laws related to broadcasting , if no permission was taken beforehand . You are supporting something that could be illegal .", "@USER @USER @USER I note you use “ probably ” & say “ if no permission was taken beforehand ” , why translates to “ I have no idea of either ” . Well I do & I can assure you there ’ s nothing illegal going on here . I was at the meeting earlier this week with King Neptune ’ s legal team & he was . . 1/2"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER . . totally on board with this , hell , he even parted the waves to allow them to plug in the projector , all under the watchful eye of the UK & France Border Force vessels who served tea & croissants . Nothing wrong here son . 2/2 🧜 🏼 ‍ ♂ ️ 🌊 📽 ️ ️ #ledbydonkeys", "id": "twitter_1256"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Where do you people get this shit ? Seriously ? ", "@USER Lolz , if you believe real estate agents , some ' reportedly ' said Brady bought a place in Vegas", "@USER @USER so did OJ , don't mean he's playing here any time soon"], "response": "@USER @USER Also the level of \" trust \" I inferred for real estate agents was a joke ;)", "id": "twitter_1257"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Dr . Relucio is absolutely right ! The combustion of e-liquid is certainly dangerous , and so is the smoking of e-cigarettes . Therefore I strongly recommend vaping instead of smoking . This talk is a masterpiece , gallons of bs in less than 2 min . ", "@USER @USER You can't combust eliquid . Try to set it on fire , see what happens . Do not try and combust an ecig . Nobody with an ounce of sense would combust or smoke an electronic item with a battery . All these people with titles but 0 knowledge . Don't need sense , just a fancy paper"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No worries , he knows very well what he ’ s talking about 😅 😆 😆 have a look at his profile page 😉 he ’ s a good guy , very good guy !", "id": "twitter_1258"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". @USER CEO @USER , #Verily's Dr . Jess Mega , @USER and are discussing women's heart health and how they #GoRedforWomen on National #WearRedDay . ", "@USER @USER @USER Submit your questions for our panelists . We'll answer a few live !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER How can we as Men use this as an opportunity to support , defend and build up these women ? #WearRedandGive", "id": "twitter_1259"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Can one of the youngs explain to me why she's a thing ? I'm trying hard to get it . Really ", "I guess she's a singer I will check her out then .", "@USER She won awards recently and they about how she wears baggy clothes so people don't comment on her body . That's all I've got ."], "response": "@USER My TL is very divided over whether she is . I will check it out .", "id": "twitter_1260"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Bidwill paraphrased on @USER this morning : He hopes fans recognize a lot of the good things the team is doing is because of [ Keim ’ s ] decisions , said to look at the guys not available have on defense last year & noted that ’ s something any GM would have struggled with .", "@USER @USER What does any of that have to do with us wanting keim fired ? Bidwill is out of touch ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Bidwill clearly has no idea about the cardinals . I mean we ALL know more on Twitter", "id": "twitter_1261"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Men lie , women lie ... # ’ s don ’ t ... 🌶 ", "@USER It ’ s easy when you get away with pass interference on every route !"], "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , because we all know the refs are reluctant to call pass interference . #OkudahisaBeast !", "id": "twitter_1262"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["THEY ARE HORRIBLE . How dare these useless women denigrate another woman , one who has fought her entire life for women's , children's and human rights ? SHAME on them . They are a DISGRACE . ", "@USER The lack of respect is both shocking and stupid . What could they possibly gain from this ? Unforgivable . No excuse .", "@USER When someone shows you who they are , believe them ."], "response": "@USER Fair point . Never imagined they would buy into the bernbs to the degree where this horrid behavior could occur", "id": "twitter_1263"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Let me get this straight : How is delaying then delivering lethal aid to Ukraine , an ally , an impeachable offense But secretly sending Iran , an enemy , $ 1.7 BILLION in unmarked cash overnight NOT an impeachable offense ? 🤔", "@USER Perhaps if you had an education or real world experience , you could figure out basic concepts for yourself . 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER Maybe if you didn't have so much education oh , you wouldn't be as brainwashed as you are and you would still be able to think for yourself rather than just thinking what you're told to think . You're not nearly as smart as you think you are"], "response": "@USER @USER So education , intelligence and real world experience make me MORE susceptible to other people ’ s brainwashing ? LMAO . Brilliant logic .", "id": "twitter_1264"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\" Would it be true to say that I ordered you Or is it you that ordered me ? But I can't stop at two or three Would I be lying if I said you were too sweet Though I'm quite sure you've got a bite ? ' Cause you go down smooth \" @USER #Go #Down #Smooth", "@USER \" You're the kind of man That takes what he can And doesn't ask Well , this trait I can't condone . Occasionally some room to breathe Is exactly what I need Oh , I'm this way and I'm that way ' Cause it's your way or the highway \" #Need #Room #Breathe"], "response": "@USER \" Love's an addiction baby There's a rehab for every kind Lay your head down baby Tell me what's on your mind You've got so many heartaches Take em one at a time I will walk the walk But I may sow some seeds baby \" #Addiction #Seeds", "id": "twitter_1265"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["On Thursday we will share with you all a very sensitive & emotional NEW #GhostAdventures Screaming Room as we feel it is important to discuss a tragic event that affected us all deeply & impacted our “ Washoe Club : Final Chapter ” investigation Thursday 9/8 c on Travel Channel ", "@USER This is going to be a very emotional episode . Just reading this brings back memories . 😢", "@USER @USER Memories of WHAT ⁉ ️ Pretty sure you weren ’ t even around when she passed 👧 🤣"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah Charmein does look like she is 5", "id": "twitter_1266"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["shawn hufford just admitted that instead of going out and working a job , he runs constant gofundme campaigns and spies & eavesdrops on a discord server on other peoples conversations ... newsflash - ive known that sheena and 1st world are on steves side and purposely let them stay", "@USER Care to screenshot that ? I'd like to see that one", "@USER @USER Sure Support a creator or artist so they can create 👍 🏼 Charity should be for those in need sick , struggling people who are unable to provide due to extenuating circumstances ? How about children starving ? Homelessness ? Tragedy ? R ppl really taking advantage of others kindness 🤮"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah because these people have taken a gun to the head of the people donating to make them donate Donating to something is a fucking CHOICE .", "id": "twitter_1267"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["NEW : Church of England \" still institutionally racist \" , says Archbishop of Canterbury ", "@USER @USER Aye . New comments from Justin Welby on C of E racism ."], "response": "@USER @USER It's not new to anyone who has worked there ...", "id": "twitter_1268"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just seeing Geoffs face makes me mad as hell . #CoronationStreet", "@USER Im finding this very uncomfortable to watch ... much worse that The Archers storyline ! May give Corrie a miss till its over ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER ThinkmI will be qatching Island through fingers tonight , hope its not true they are going to show Shaughana what Callum has been up to at Casa Amor ! Its just cruel humiliation on National TV ! ! Early night methinks", "id": "twitter_1269"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER My Niece just came back from 3 months in Sweden I would never let my Brothers daughter go there if this was real what this guy has been tweeting all through 2019 and now into 2020 Q", "@USER @USER @USER Good to know .. will resume fact checking ! Appreciate you n truth !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER the profile name you use is what I call the TRUTH ... Just Lovely all about ...", "id": "twitter_1270"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Guy from Home Alone 2 offers his opinions on the Oscars ", "@USER He says , has best foreign film won best picture before ? E'rm .. Do British ones count ."], "response": "@USER @USER Maybe he thinks British is still a colony in the US ' GREAT ' empire . But South Korea is a foreign country coz their ppl are Asians .", "id": "twitter_1271"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Katie , Amy told me about you ! You seam reel . Everyone who foallowws me is just like us ! @USER", "@USER Jamie Oliver liked my tweet once xxx", "@USER That is coal as fuck . I ’ m sorry but I live in America and he dant sound like a country artist , so I am unfamiliar .", "@USER Wow someone from America isn ’ t the twitter great x", "@USER I ’ m pretty sare your from briatttan", "@USER @USER Debarbra and I are from Alabama we met in Texas 😜 #Alabama"], "response": "@USER @USER You both seem I ’ m not being rude if I don ’ t reply it ’ s very late here in Britain xx", "id": "twitter_1272"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["LIBB ’ s therapy session this morning & she finally lays down . Normally I help them but it's been really important to LIBBY & myself that she finds this moment herself . And she has . 💗 🐾 🌸 😍 💖 #galgo #houndsoftwitter #savethegalgos ", "@USER We love her soo much . So pleased shes winning her fight . Shes done everyone proud . U guys have done her proud . 👍 😄 🐕 ❤"], "response": "@USER @USER Everyone loves this little lady , as much as we love Charl & her wonderful family for doing what they do . #houndsoftwitter #freethegalgo #112CarlotaGalgo 💕 🐾 💞 🐾 😘", "id": "twitter_1273"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["NIGERIA . The largest black population in the world . A large Muslim population . A US ally , and one of the most important economies in Africa . Trump's comments about African nations being sh * thole countries were not just words . He was foreshadowing actual policy direction . ", "@USER @USER Nigeria : the source of the most highly educated immigrants to the US of any country on the planet ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm awed with the glowing tributes to Nigerians here , from non-Nigerians .", "id": "twitter_1274"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Black African crime gang terrorises shoppers and staff in Melbourne Woolworths store ", "@USER The astonishing thing was that they went back to the scene of their crime after 15 minutes to do it all over again - where were the police ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Well ... Given African Gangs don't exist , I suppose they were out bagging REAL criminals with mobile sites detection devices , et al . 🤦 #facepalm", "id": "twitter_1275"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I wanna switch from @USER to @USER . @USER , I have bought the SIM 6 days ago . Will I be able to convert it right now ? Your rep at a service center told me that it can only be changed after remaining active on for more than 60 days .", "I have to keep my phone over my head and look for signals to send / receive msgs . Forget about calling and that too in Karachi . @USER may offer many excuses for that but all I need is a NETWORK . @USER , help me ! ! !", "Was thinking about switching to @USER but the generation - makhlooq , to be precise - using it will soon perish due to financial overburden due to ufone rates and then I'll ultimately switch to @USER . Why not now ?", "Oh , I forgot about @USER . If someone uses @USER here , he is supposed to be quite well off . So , their users will never perish as the @USER users would . But unfortunately , I am not so well-off . PLEASE HELP ME ! Tell me , was your rep right about having to wait for 60d ?"], "response": "@USER read the thread to get an overview of all the mobile networks operating in Pakistan ! #Zong #Cricket", "id": "twitter_1276"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER You're welcome Elizabeth ! ! 😀 😍 Queen Stanwyck - well played 👍 📽 Let's just say ... When you meet a #femme #fatale you know it 😜", "@USER @USER @USER Me too ! Fantastic actress & great woman ! #BarbaraStanwyck as a Ziegfeld girl "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER this pic José ... I'm going to save it because it #inspires me ! ! 😘", "id": "twitter_1277"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I am honored to be included ! Thank you ! ☺ ️ I would like to add some friends that I am grateful for ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks I ’ m grateful for you and these great people", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Adriane for being such an incredible #AwesomeFriend and putting me on your #AwesomeList these other people kindly retweeted my pinned post "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're welcome , Rex . and thank you for RT'ing my NEW pinned tweet and a thank you to Thank you for the RT ! You are ", "id": "twitter_1278"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["They are really mad at Senator Joe Munchkin in West Virginia . He couldn ’ t understand the Transcripts . Romney could , but didn ’ t want to !", "@USER \" Joe Munchkin ? \" Really ? That's the retribution that GOP Senators are so terrified of , 3rd grade schoolyard taunts ? I mean , you're 3 years into this , Spanky , and you STILL don't know how to act like a stable adult ? What a sad clown ."], "response": "@USER @USER What ’ s sad is that the lollipop 🍭 guild couldn ’ t figure out he was the best candidate to beat crazy Bernie for the Presidential ticket ... #scarecrowJoe and people needing to stand on boxes ? ... mayor Pete Bumpkin ? ? Really ? ? ? #Munchkinland", "id": "twitter_1279"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This isn ’ t the police , it is the office of the Commissioner of Elections Canada . ( They tell me , they investigate all complaints . This appears to be someone who complained that Mr . Levant was providing a benefit to the Tories or in opposition to Trudeau . ) Let ’ s wait for the facts ? ", "@USER I'm blocked by Ezra , so I can't see his tweet and I'm ok with that", "@USER He ’ s raising money by claiming the police is investigating him for writing an anti-Trudeau book ."], "response": "@USER @USER ... Isn ’ t it wonderful that he had the wherewithal to record and video tape his “ claim ” ! #trudeaugestapo", "id": "twitter_1280"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A2 I revert back to Canvas . I am sure you can post assignments for parents in this , ( haven't done this yet ) . Canvas = #thebomb #KidsDeserveIt", "@USER Can you telk me more about Canvas ? I haven't heard of it ."], "response": "@USER It's Edmodo with #MorePower You can create assignments in it , post all work , the assignments can be auto graded and imported into your Skyward grade book .", "id": "twitter_1281"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#respect James Jamerson of the Funk Brothers , January 29 , 1936 – August 2 , 1983 , US bass player . He was the uncredited bassist on most of the Motown Records hits in the 1960s & early 1970s like “ What ’ s going on ” . Ranked \" 20 Most Underrated Bass Guitarists \" in Paste magazine ❤ ️ 🙏 🏽 ", "@USER @USER Paste Magazine is out to lunch , as usual . James Jamerson is not underrated . Musicians and music lovers are quite aware of his eternal brilliance and invaluable contribution to the Motown Sound"], "response": "@USER @USER Thanks for your comments . I was not aware of James the individual guitarist from the Motown generation . A bit too early for me , I knew of the #funkbrothers . I highlight unsung heroes like James to educate others on my radio shows 😉 💯 😇 . It was MFSB last week ❤ ️ 😊 .", "id": "twitter_1282"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["7.5 hours of dialogue and listening = zero blockades removed . That Minister isn ’ t modest progress , that ’ s abject failure . #CoastalGasLink ", "@USER What are the names and titles of the people he is negotiating with ?", "@USER You ’ re asking for more than the Mohawks are willing to give ."], "response": "@USER @USER At least Marc Miller assures us they are good people .", "id": "twitter_1283"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["' Co-production : Teasing Out The Tensions . ' Tickets on sale from 9am Friday , 31st January @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER And at 9:01 am service users and Carers tickets were sold out !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER How many tickets were for service users ? Was there a chance to prebook ?", "id": "twitter_1284"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This Impeachment mess is only serving to further divide our country . Folks in Iowa want to see us getting work done . This is not helpful to that . We need to get back to the people ’ s business .", "The past two weeks have shown why we can't let Chuck Schumer take back the Senate . Donate here to help me beat his handpicked candidate and hold the Senate . "], "response": "@USER You and your fingernails really tried to bring us all together yesterday with putting your foot in your mouth about the Bidens . Please vote phony Joni out of office . ", "id": "twitter_1285"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Who keeps letting her into the Grammys ? ", "@USER Go to Spotify and listen to this woman sing . She needs this shock value . "], "response": "@USER @USER My farts hit better notes and harmonize better than this 🤡 . What an embarrassment #disgrace", "id": "twitter_1286"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So many people are trying to understand or unpack what @USER is saying here . There's no mystery , he's trolling us . #cdnpoli ", "@USER @USER Nothing to unpack here . The protesters are causing serious financial issues for our exonomy nation wide , and for both of places of my employment . If you are okay with hurting the economy on purpose at least just say it .", "@USER @USER This dispute is centuries in the making for the #wetsuweten , and civil disobedience involves forcing the issue to engage more of society . In this case it includes economic disruption .", "@USER @USER @USER The civil disobedience will turn others to reciprocal violence .", "@USER @USER @USER We hope it doesn't , and this is a risk that comes with any CD action . Just ask anyone who's done it before--civil rights activists in the USA , Gandhi in India , and many others .", "@USER @USER @USER and as a cancer survivor how could you possibly support the disruption of travel in this country ? how many patients are not getting where they need to be for treatment ? how many life saving drugs are being held up ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh , yes , I remember my treatment like it was yesterday . Checking the train schedule , hoping the chemotherapy train was on time , feeling sorry for people who didn't have rail service and therefore no chemotherapy .", "id": "twitter_1287"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Paging #ER - do emergency physicians take detailed history ? ", "@USER Take a history ? Yes . Detailed ? No . Must be quick , the ER is a time-constrained setting . Each minute I spend with patient A is one more minute that patients B , C , D through Z are waiting , and wait times are dangerous . There ’ s only one doctor , and lots of emergencies happening ."], "response": "@USER But ... Why don't you ask about their relationship with their mom before intubating ? You never know what you might be missing !", "id": "twitter_1288"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A GOP lawmaker , the son of an Auschwitz survivor , compared doctors treating transgender children to Nazis . He regrets it . ", "@USER Not only are they corrupt but they are backward thinking as well .", "@USER @USER Soooo backward to not want to chemicaly neuter little boys and girls when dont even understand the life long complications ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Did you read the article ? Because it quoted the American Pediatrics Association stating their recommendation of these REVERSIBLE procedures if requested by the patients and their families . is so great women and now children have no right over their medical decisions", "id": "twitter_1289"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["America's fatal flaw : The founders assumed our leaders would have some basic decency ", "@USER They also wrote the #Constitution so impeachment can't be used for partisan gain . At the end of the day it's all about power , not necessarily what's good for the people . #Trump #Dems", "@USER @USER Just a question what is partisan about calling a POTUS on soliciting a foreign power for help in a future election . R or D it ’ s wrong it ’ s a Constitutional issue . All about power it ’ s right and wrong ."], "response": "@USER @USER Many on the disagree with what he did , but question whether it rises to the level of high crimes . It appears to be partisan 10 months before an election . It has been suggested the Clinton's tried to get dirt on #Trump pre - 2016 and no one is interested in investing", "id": "twitter_1290"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Next time I want to watch a halftime show like that , I ’ ll just take my family straight to the strip club .", "@USER Oh come in Sara . I agree with most of your takes but that wasn ’ t bad plus they are 43 and 50 . If I looked that good at 50 . I would shake it to .", "@USER Same reason I don ’ t believe in drag queen story time hour . We don ’ t need to sexuality our children , who are watching . 👍 🏽", "@USER @USER You don ’ t have children , do you ?", "@USER @USER No I don ’ t . And yes I do understand your point with kids but that was tame compared to what is on network tv . And with the internet you are naive if you think they haven ’ t seen worse .", "@USER @USER My son doesn ’ t watch “ network tv ” and doesn ’ t have access to the internet . So no , I ’ m not naive . Just a good mom . 👍 🏽", "@USER @USER It can happen now . Doesn ’ t matter how much you try and shelter your children . They always seem to find a way ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So don't even try . That is good parenting right there 👌", "id": "twitter_1291"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Someone mentioned @USER & I remembered I had heard excellent things in the past , excitedly cranked out an application at the last minute & submitted , & only THEN did I decide to scroll thru their twitter mentions to realize a TON of mutuals are interact fellows 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER hopefully see you there next year !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I've also heard great things about it , I was recommended to apply but then I'm too old", "id": "twitter_1292"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Hi , I have booked for a package delivery , not yet picked up . Issue is that the declared weight is 2.0 Kg , however now when I measured it comes to 2.3 Kg . suggest a solution . AWB is : 2827710196 501", "@USER Hi Ashish , hope the shipment has been picked ."], "response": "@USER Thanx for the super experience which teaches me to AVOID DELHIVERY services . #Unbelievable , . AWB is : 2827710196 501 .", "id": "twitter_1293"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER also doesn't pay us for our work . Work without pay . @USER even has to look for second job", "@USER @USER @USER CFO Wilson has found so much fraud with employee time cards ", "@USER @USER @USER The accountant , Maui thinks we better check those books . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" When colleagues ' morale and the social ethics are decreased in an office , accountants are likely making a mistake . \" #HARASSMENTRISK as a new risk assumption and #PEOPLE as an impact factor . #NbclMaclTheory , Integrity and Austerity 🦉 🌗", "id": "twitter_1294"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I will continue to say whatever I please if something is wrong it ’ s wrong , if it stinks it stinks , so leave me alone about being a former player so what . I ’ m going to continue to say what I want when I want and however I want . I cheered for Clemson in the Natty 🤷 🏾 ‍ ♂ ️ 🐅 so what . Lol", "@USER Cheering for Clemsux is not allowed from a Gamecock . Period", "@USER @USER You're just a miserable fan . Not sure you're in a position to tell a former player what is allowed .", "@USER @USER My opinion . Don't care if you like it or not", "@USER @USER Same here . Let me know how it turns out trying to tell people that actually played how they should feel from a couch fan .", "@USER @USER You people are so touchy . If you played you should be loyal to the Gamecocks . Not any orange allowed"], "response": "@USER @USER Yet you cheered for Clemson players that transferred to UofSC .", "id": "twitter_1295"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The UN said Warragamba Dam in Australia can ’ t be extended until it is ‘ APPROVED ’ by UNESCO , effectively placing the UN in control of water supply . The irony is that the UN insists Australia increase MASS MIGRATION while stifling plans to ensure water security . #UNExit #Auspol ", "@USER We need to get out of the UN ... #theydontownus #theydontownus #owntwofeet", "@USER @USER Yes . But how ? Our lifetime ? Or another global catastrophe ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER With another leader who is of the .", "id": "twitter_1296"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How did I miss this story ? ", "@USER I vaguely recall seeing it . Warren got refund requests too , after finally admitting she's not for $ MedicareForAll & then trashing #Bernie2020 at the debate .", "@USER @USER I'm interested , do tell us how sanders would destroy America ."], "response": "@USER @USER This guy sounds like such a monster ! 👇 😂 #MakeAmericaBern2020 ", "id": "twitter_1297"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil clash over possible role Sinn Féin could play in the formation of the next government ", "@USER The election is taking a dangerous turn for the economy . The hard left will do untold damage if they get power .", "@USER @USER FF crashed the economy and FG sold our assets off to vulture funds and run the economy for the benefit of tax dodgers #sitdown", "@USER @USER You left out the other half . We have a prosperous economy with full employment . The hard left would soon change that .", "@USER @USER An economy basically totally reliant on corporation tax receipts is a mirage sweetie . Amazing how your lot defend billionaires and corporations so passionately over squeezed middle workers paying 50 % effective income tax ! #joke", "@USER @USER Oh ! So the hard left will chase these corporations away & greatly increase taxes . And that's better ?", "@USER @USER The rate is 12.5 % - which SMEs have to pay ; all I want them to do is pay that #notthatdifficult Also stop whining about the \" hard \" left who are Murphy and PBP who will never go into government .", "@USER @USER The rate for SME less than eight people is actually double that ( its called a surcharge ) . Then we pay 52 % on income over € 35k . Add in all other taxes on the remaining net income & most of us pay 70-80 % of income in total tax . Presume that is not enough for you .", "@USER @USER Your first sentence makes no sense and then you try to mansplain the personal tax system to me 😂 #fail", "@USER @USER You clearly do not know the tax system . ' Mansplain ' ? You want to play the gendered victim now after initiating this argument ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Your arrogance is astounding and then you retreat into male victim mode promoted by the alt right these days - defending the elite is a tough job but there'll always be clowns like you happy to do it", "id": "twitter_1298"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It's hard enough to get a job at 60 . So it really pisses me off when I lose out because I don't speak fluent Spanish . I have to miss out because others won't learn English - the language of our country ? It's like pressing 1 for English . It's bullshit & it needs to change .", "@USER @USER That sucks & outsourcing of jobs to foreign countries . I learned this week my state #Texas outsourced all #animal traceability & #Ranchers private info to a software company in Ireland ! Like we don ’ t have IT in the @USER SMH", "@USER @USER @USER Address , phone number , #animals , where they are going , all our private info , this is our food supply & #Texas just gives it away to a cheap labor country ! These #politicians in don ’ t represent me ! I ’ m American born , Id keep jobs here !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You've democrats running Austin Its a global reg bill . needs to get rid of . I was told 4 yrs ago by sheep owners in UK that its a bad deal ; everyone is counted by drone , if you eat one they know . Talk to C4T see if a local bill can be attached to", "id": "twitter_1299"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yes , let's kill only plants because there is no blood coming out of them . Please save plants as well 😭 #NoMeat_NoCoronaVirus", "@USER I actually meant , your question was confusing . giving mixed notions . with proper treament meat is fine too . and saving plants ? there is a scarcity of almost everything already . kia kia bachao ge . correct me where I m wrong"], "response": "@USER is what you need to understand in the tweet .", "id": "twitter_1300"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Even as the novel coronavirus spreads across the world , the majority of reported cases and almost all the deaths are in the area where it started ", "@USER Because it's a race based bioweapon . Even the guy who died in the Philippines was Han Chinese ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Can ’ t be that , sorry . My Anthropology professor spent an entire lecture saying that there is no such thing as race . So there can ’ t possibly be a race-based bioweapon . the coronavirus is just another social construct and it was designed to kill another social construct 😂", "id": "twitter_1301"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Why is it so hard for people in this town to use a blinker ?", "@USER Not just your town sweetie . Is it raining where you are ? That really seems to affect blinker usage", "@USER Blinker usage doesn ’ t seem to be a priority to some even on sunny days . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER True , some think they ’ re optional"], "response": "@USER I think the manufacturers don ’ t put them on every model . 😂", "id": "twitter_1302"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you , I am so grateful for your lifts . Adding ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks so much for the #FF mention Derek 💕 I hope you have a fantastic weekend ! A few more fabs to add to your list : "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , SJ . Adding Thank you for the RTs ! You're ", "id": "twitter_1303"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Keep your head up , if you ever need to talk I got your back homie . ", "@USER Thank you for this 🖤 just needed an hour or two of being feral and screaming and crying lol . Head is held up and face is forward again now ❤ ️"], "response": "@USER Anytime . We are all human . I know when I lost my wife I was in a very dark place . We all could use a small act of kindness in are life's . I am glad that you're feeling better now . Seriously if you ever need anything I'm here for you . !", "id": "twitter_1304"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER He kills a General responsible for thousands of service member deaths and your party calls it an assignation uh no it was an execution ! As it should have been for that terrorist !", "@USER @USER @USER And then lied about injuries to + / - 50 U . S . soldiers wounded in the counter-attack . . ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh I forgot to congratulate your party on an outstanding Iowa Caucus ! And your party wants the White House and can ’ t even handle your own Caucus ?", "id": "twitter_1305"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Is this true ? ( was working so missed ): “ In first two hours of the debate , Dems never mention the issue people care about most : the economy and their jobs . ”", "@USER According to billionaire Tom Steyer , Climate change is our biggest worry . 🙄"], "response": "@USER @USER The latest scare is the earth below Antarctica is warming to above freezing . The only way to save us is to inject nancys and ocasios cold hearts to chill the molten lava below .", "id": "twitter_1306"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Canaanites became the Phonecians , then Venetians , then the Illuminati / global banking shadow government . They plagiarized and fabricated their history using already-ancient texts from other cultures , like Egypt and Sumer . A ruling class was born from this lie .", "They're the descendants of the Amorites , or the Canaanites - some of the most wicked people to ever walk the face of the earth , worshippers of Moloch and Baal . Epsteins ritual temple resembles Aleppo designs . Aleppo is one of the oldest cities in the world , traced 2,000 years BC .", "Cannanites you say ? Aren't they just a myth ? Aren't they all dead ? That is exactly what they would want us to think , no ? You can almost trace the lies and slowly see how \" Illuminati \" is just the modern term for Canaanites and how they rewrote history and control us to this day .", "When God led the children out of Egypt and into the land of Canaan , he told them to wipe out the Canaanites because they were wicked . Phonecian Popes , Venetian Black Nobility , elite banking families all the way back to the Phonecians and Canaanites . It will be biblical .", "The Canaanites / Amorites are evil , wicked people who sacrificed their children to Moloch and Baal . This EVIL is deeply entrenched .", "Canaanites installed closed financial systems and have the world enslaved in imaginary debt . They have committed so many crimes on humanity it is just ridiculous . This kind of global coordination comes from a cult . Just depends how far back it goes I guess .", "Elites also have been known to congregate around a massive moloch statue and have rituals . Moloch worship is indeed real and still going on to this day within the upper echelons of power . They are the cause of attempted destruction of western world through immigration and guilt ."], "response": "@USER @USER I find it hard to believe that left wing politicians and leaders worship demonic gods , that's just an absurd notion . ", "id": "twitter_1307"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#PritiPatel Capital Punishment : Priti Patel wants to kill innocent people as a deterrent ", "@USER @USER She plainly doesn't * want * to kill innocent people , but rather accepts it may be a consequence . The Dorset Eye surely knows these are not the same thing , but sells more readers to advertisers by pretending it doesn't . #WeakenedByExaggeration", "@USER @USER The same cynicism that leads to a person swinging for being in the wrong place at the wrong time or for not being there at all ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Did you not notice the ' ? ' Possible alert 🤣 😂 😀 😎", "id": "twitter_1308"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Anybody have a good Pythagorean Th'm practice resource ( finding unknown sides ) that includes some fractions and simple radicals as side lengths ? #mtbos", "@USER Since #Jesus is Ya Lord , I'm not going to help U yet :) Hack Yo #Jesus ! .. #BetterAnglishAngles", "@USER Cool #Speculation : On a 3rd day #Alien #Jesus had become ( was turned into an 🤣 ", "@USER #AnglishAnglesAngels , It's funny how some of U say \" #Jesus is My God / Lord \" and then during s * * U scream \" O / 0h My God \" . U need to resolve somehow this #dilemma ", "@USER #AnglishAnglesAngels , Now I'm getting back to #Maths & lets Me introduce U to this special Right triangle : #BetterAnglishAngles ", "@USER #AnglishAnglesAngels , Out It we can derive the following 2 variations : #BetterAnglishAngles #BestAnglishAngles ", "@USER #AnglishAnglesAngels , What's left ? Now we need to use the left 1 . Lets multiply its sides by A NUM to approximate #BetterAnglishAngles #BestAnglishAngles"], "response": "@USER #AnglishAnglesAngels , In any scenario which I see so far , Angle is not going to be RATIONAL , due to IRR SLOPE #BetterAnglishAngles", "id": "twitter_1309"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["THIS IS NOT A DRILL The new tour Tickets on sale at 10am local today . More information and ticket links at Second nights added recently in New York City and Los Angeles . Montreal on sale Friday , February 7 . ", "@USER ilysm roger but im broke af 😳", "@USER @USER Good seats in Edmonton are $ 800 . Bad seats are $ 150 . I ’ m out ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yep $ 800 to hear how bad capitalism is .", "id": "twitter_1310"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The front page of tomorrow's Daily Telegraph : ' A freed terrorist strikes again ' #TomorrowsPapersToday ", "@USER I ’ m just as afraid of Tommy Robinson supporters as I am ISIS terrorists . All extremists ."], "response": "@USER @USER Understandable , considering the deluge of reports regarding Tommy Robinson supporters , bombing pop concerts and attacking people with machetes . <- For those with a low IQ ! 😏", "id": "twitter_1311"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". @USER tears up of State of the Union speech . #SOTU #SOTU2020 ", "@USER @USER And with it any chance of dems ever getting my vote again . These people act like children ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Ya right ... Show proof u did in the 1st place ..", "id": "twitter_1312"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["No , Garoppolo ’ s still developing . He ’ s a winner and hasn ’ t hit his ceiling yet . I mean , this was his first full year of starting and he ’ s in the SB . #49ers should be back ", "@USER Ok . If that's your take on Jimmy what's your take on Kyle because he's starting to look like that coach in Michigan who can't come up big on the big stage .", "@USER Oh man ... I was confused by Kyle ’ s approach tonight and thought he was conservative when he should have been aggressive & Vice Versa . I ’ m a big fan of his but sometimes late in games ... let ’ s just hope he learns from his mistakes", "@USER @USER No . Do it once ok . Twice forget it . It ’ s who he is ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m sure you ’ ve never made two mistakes in your life . I ’ m proud the 49ers got this far . Kyle Shanahan is", "id": "twitter_1313"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#Cardinals have added another lefty just in time for camp - - Ricardo Sanchez . Plucked off waivers from Seattle . The team wanted to add at least one more pitcher before the start of spring , though this move does take a 40 - man spot . INF Urias was DFA'd .", "@USER Thanks for the update but #cardsnation probably couldn ’ t care less about another one of these moves .", "@USER I'll keep that in mind . But then when I don't point out a move , I'll be reminded that I didn't point out that move . So awesome ."], "response": "@USER @USER Oh boy we just punched our ticket to the series . #MoSucks", "id": "twitter_1314"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Caroline was hung out to dry by ITV . She was distraught they didn ’ t stand by her . And distraught about the lack of support she was given . Caroline and I were devastated to attend the funeral of our friend Mike Thalassitis last year . I cannot believe we are here again .", "@USER What if meghan has post-natal depression ? What if she wants alone time ? What if she feels isolated ? What if she's finding it hard bein a new mum & Royal figure ? What if Prince Harry is trying his best to support his wife and son ? WHAT IF YOUR WORDS CAUSE HARM "], "response": "@USER @USER And what does he do for a living", "id": "twitter_1315"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER what's happening ? Unable to use the app or website or customer care number . Stuck at pickup location ", "@USER We are sorry to inform you that we are facing a technical downtime , our team is working on fixing the issue and we will share an update as soon as possible .", "@USER We are sorry for the trouble caused . The booking has been cancelled and a complete refund has been initiated for the booking .", "@USER How much more time do you need to complete the refund ? With every single booking , the service has been deteriorated and its almost scary to make a booking with zoomcar nowadays . some or the other issue in every booking . #fail ", "@USER We are sorry to know that you have not received a refund . We see that the link is created on 01/02 / 20 at 05:26 PM , we request you to wait till today of the end of the day ,"], "response": "@USER The simple question is Why ? Just repeating sorry will do no good . Not only that the booking was not fulfilled , left stranded , time and money wasted , plans cancelled and on top of it , we have to followup repeatedly after two weeks for a refund ?", "id": "twitter_1316"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yesterday evening , I spoke with Premier @USER about the blockades & our work towards a resolution to restore rail service in Ontario and across the country . More on our call : ", "@USER @USER @USER You realize you ’ re promotioning manslaughter"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right ? Like as if I am gonna get elected prime Minister", "id": "twitter_1317"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Great news for the USA : Overdose deaths are down Life expectancy is up ", "@USER It ’ s up by ONE MONTH ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yeah go away - and even if they were “ up ” it ’ s not the #BestPresidentEver45 fault , #sychopant & @USER a #ROCKSTAR epitome of the definition of Woman : 🇺 🇸", "id": "twitter_1318"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["😂 😂 So our home minister @USER meets A terrorist @USER #AmitShahSamayDo ", "@USER @USER @USER Make it mandatory 2 year military internship for each #medicos . Our country needs discipline citizens like that of #SouthKorea and #Japan", "@USER @USER @USER 😅 it's only sarcasm not for serious . Ok if you want this then I feel proud and happy for this . Btw no-one can use terrorist word for a CM but BJP ministers use Anurag thakur parvesh Verma 🙂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER along with #Praise go hand in hand . Let us be sincere and good citizen of earth .", "id": "twitter_1319"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Fascinating look into the inner workings of how senior NWS / NOAA management responded to the Sharpie crisis . It is long but lots of interesting nuggets in there ! This HELP email from NHC pretty accurately portrayed the feelings at the time ... ", "@USER How fascinating 😂 the fact that democrats would rather try to find info like this rather than helping out hundreds of thousands of homeless people in their state . It ’ s like they don ’ t understand they have to win an election . Can ’ t get rid of him by leaking “ bombshells ” everyday"], "response": "@USER @USER I live in Florida which has a huge homeless population . Yet funny , Florida has been under Republican rule forever . So which dem would I call about that . The whole country has massive homelessness because people can't make a decent wage to live .", "id": "twitter_1320"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Apparently he was having a relationship with a show runner called Matthew McGreevy which went wrong . Show runner was forced from show and Philip was concerned he was about to be outed . This is clip from Matthews show reel #phillipschofield ", "@USER well he followed his twitter when MM was only 15yrs old ! !", "@USER @USER This is making my mind work overtime ... 🤔 😲 🙁"], "response": "@USER @USER Weighing up all what's before me ... and coming up with ...", "id": "twitter_1321"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Can we effectively put a value on speed , innovation , and focus ? If we can't , we will continue to fail the question of \" to #cloud or not to cloud \" Price seems to be the biggest driver for people pulling applications back in-house from public cloud . #datacenter #hybridcloud", "@USER AGILITY IS # 1 BENIFIT OF #CLOUD ! Now go figure where you need agility ! That ’ s your true work ! Clue : those almost dead applications don ’ t need it ! Assessments will help you bucketize workloads ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Careful not to minimize the customer use characteristics . Apps that are well trended , just work everyday and support specific needs of a biz function are not necessarily “ dying ” . Not all apps need to be or will ever be a Yelp or Netflix type app .", "@USER @USER @USER Look to the Netflix model . They didn't re-platform their monolithic applications for the cloud . They customized their container platform for their monoliths . IMO they retrofitted the cloud for their most critical apps .", "@USER @USER @USER Agreed . What ’ s more important though ( ) is the usage demands of the Netflix environment . 90 % + of enterprise apps never need anything beyond 10-20 % elasticity .", "@USER @USER @USER I always wonder , why are minds always stuck in tier 1 production applications only ... there is a lot more out there ... imagine if we separated all batch jobs ( don ’ t tell me you don ’ t have any ) . Hence my # 1 advice to all cloud sales people was / is TALK WORKLOADS NOT APPLICATIONS !", "@USER @USER @USER From this side of the Atlantic at the launch of the largest industry event on the planet - #HM20 - Cloud ☁ ️ is dead 💀 . Long live 👑 Edge ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just like PC is dead ? 🤔 I love those industry pundits who kill tech waves with slides !", "id": "twitter_1322"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Holy cow ! He appears to be engaging in another quid pro quo right before our eyes . I don't know what to say but HOLY COW ! NY must drop its lawsuits against him if New Yorkers want Global Entry status ? HOLY COW ! ! ! HOLY COW ! ! ! ", "@USER My favorite game ! How would Republicans react if Barack Obama used this kind of pressure on a Republican governor for personal benefit ?", "@USER @USER Well they lost their minds over “ tan suit “ sleeveless dress “ such snowflake ’ s Hypocrites 🤯 🤬"], "response": "@USER @USER If hypocrisy was a sin , Jesus probably would have said something about it . Maybe more than once .", "id": "twitter_1323"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER What do you think the appropriate cutoff should be for “ no longer worthy of care , ” 95 ? 90 ? 80 ? See the problem with this ? Also , this only applies to us . Not him . The rich will have whatever healthcare they need for their whole lives . It ’ s class warfare , plain and simple .", "@USER @USER It ’ s NOT for the Government to decide when Grandma / Grandpa have outlived their “ usefulness ” . It ’ s a family decision if treatment should be pursued .", "@USER @USER I paid Medicare premiums my whole adult life , I can choose if I want to supplement that when I retire . I don ’ t need “ voters ” or “ the Government ” telling me what care Is best for me or what age it should stop . That should be my choice ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yet illegals should get free healthcare , education , housing , Food Stamps-SNAP & Medicare they haven't paid into .", "id": "twitter_1324"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : Rush Limbaugh , the conservative radio host and political commentator , announced on air that he ’ s been diagnosed with advanced lung cancer . ", "@USER I'm sure there will lots of love and caring from the left about this one , since they're all about love and caring ."], "response": "@USER @USER And Trumps Right Wing are famous for compassion .", "id": "twitter_1325"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What's your favorite winter drink ? It's supposed to be 78F / 25C today where I live , so I'm having some homemade iced tea . Answer this question to be entered into a drawing for the chance to win a copy of my Monster Man novel ! #DDPcabinparty ", "@USER I love water ! ! Haha but when I ’ m not in healthy mode I prefer a delicious whiskey Fireball ! 😈 "], "response": "@USER I never need to separate them again ! ! 🙋 ‍ ♂ ️ ", "id": "twitter_1326"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Riding backroads to Tucson with some Buddies today 👊 💥 #HarleyDavidson 🏍 💨 💨", "@USER @USER @USER It sound like fun . Safe travels ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER #Morning & I too am headed down the road . Ride Safe Greg . We have in . Can you believe it ? ? ? 🌞 ", "id": "twitter_1327"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks Safer ! .. Always great folks to follow ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Love this Gif ! Morning to you Sweet Mama ! Have a fantastic Wednesday ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning my beautiful Sisters I am sorry I'm late I never sleep in . Please forgive my tardiness 💜 💙 💜 🌸 🙏 ", "@USER @USER @USER Morning Shy ! I am way later than you . Crazy morning as always 😂 Hope your coffee was great ! ? Still having mine . ", "@USER @USER @USER I m having more 😂 just got home from my 2nd trip grocery shopping Between crutches and being on the 2nd floor I need an escalator ", "@USER @USER @USER Oh wow ! A production that must be ! No elevators ? ? ? 😬 Less room for error ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Nope just stairs I do it in shifts and landings 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Hopefully the good smooth landings 😉 😂 🙌 ✨ ✨ No grocery delivery in your area ? ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER No Walmart where you can order online and just pick up ? Or prime ? Or Costco ? Maybe you are more rural ? I have only done it once .", "@USER @USER @USER We have a Wal-Mart but they won't deliver I'd still have to carry it upstairs 😂 😜", "@USER @USER @USER Hi ! 17 people wondering if u could log on to this stream & maybe #deliver some #groceries 2 someone having trouble with stairs ? U would get 100 ’ s of retweets within days from just us . Do a #gift ? Wow . We ’ d Really quantum . If u wanted ~ s", "@USER @USER @USER They should hire the person in charge of Twitter they would get tons of free marketing", "@USER @USER @USER Goodmorning Rex .. ! ! 😘 😘 Have a beautiful Thursday brother .. ! ! 🙏 💓 😁 Love you .. ! ! "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Lucienne I hope you have an day ", "id": "twitter_1328"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations to Darius off Pop Idol on his win this afternoon #niche ", "@USER Hit me baby one more Clap clap clap Tyyyyyyymmmmmmeee", "@USER Back when talent show tv was good fun and entertaining"], "response": "@USER You obviously haven't watched The Masked Singer", "id": "twitter_1329"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mitt Romney is a good friend and an excellent Senator . We have disagreed about a lot in this trial . But he has my respect for the thoughtfulness , integrity , and guts he has shown throughout this process . Utah and the Senate are lucky to have him .", "@USER Not happening ! #RemoveRomney is already happening . His vote was nothing but vindictive . #Americans are sick of people trying to steal our votes and ignoring our will . #ByeByeMittens"], "response": "@USER @USER Another who doesn't understand the purpose of impeachment .", "id": "twitter_1330"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Democrats Don ’ t Want a Fair Trial , They Want a Deck Stacked in Their Favor . #Resist #Impeachment #Gestapo", "@USER why are you afraid to hear the truth ?", "@USER Bc You Don't Own the Truth , Dear . In Fact , Democrats Don't Accept the Truth When It's Presented to You . #HillaryLost #PA #OH", "@USER and btw , the county i live in has a bigger population than all those states combined .", "@USER Thank Goodness for the Electoral College . The Founders Were Wise Men . #Trump2020", "@USER yes . They only wanted landowners to vote originally . Did you know that ?", "@USER So What abt the Constitution Do You Think Is Good , or Do You Think It Should Be Shredded Entirely ?", "@USER I love the Constitution . It was put in place , in part to ensure we never had a POTUS that tried to be king . Now answer my question ."], "response": "@USER My but You Are #Autocratic Bossy Yes , I Knew That . They Knew That Those Who Have Skin in the Game Are More Responsible than Those Who Don't . Do You Think That Was Bad ? If So , for Someone Who \" Loves the Constitution \" You Sure Seem Eager to Find Fault w Those Who Wrote It .", "id": "twitter_1331"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t understand why this is cute ? ", "@USER This makes me want to die . What is wrong with people ."], "response": "@USER @USER I didn ’ t know spousal abuse fell into the category of being funny . How ignorant of me . #poormarketing", "id": "twitter_1332"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER First 5o then 75 I want Hershey kisses lol the new choco lava ones 😍", "@USER Haven ’ t tried those . Typically the only time I eat candy is at my therapists office every 2 weeks . Will have to tell her to look for those . 😎", "@USER I bet there good I ’ ve had these there good . 😍 ", "@USER Those do look good . I always like the Hershey Kisses when they mix it up like that .", "@USER I like them cuz there smooth not to sweet and I like milk chocolate . Tell your therapist to get a bag of each lol 😂", "@USER I ’ ll do that . And the best thing is that I only have to make a copay ! Perhaps I will text her before next session .", "@USER Maybe she can get them on sale next couple days they ’ ll go quickly . "], "response": "@USER This therapist I see , Is the best therapist I ever had . She ’ s Secretariat at the 1973 Belmont . She ’ s helped me through some hard times . She ’ s dealt with my darker moments . Now I just go for the chocolates . 😆 😆 😆", "id": "twitter_1333"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I thought it was space meth since weed is harmless and she clearly has substance issues . ", "@USER Oh it's for sure meth . And follow up , why do we have a \" POC \" female on drugs ? I thought this new \" WOKE \" time we live in frowns on that ?"], "response": "@USER Black woman crack head . Real progressive of the writers . #StarTrekPicard", "id": "twitter_1334"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Roma . How was your weekend ? I ’ d love to add a few friends : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Chrissy ! ❤ ️ Please , let me add more delightful friends ! ❤ ️ ❤ ️ 👼 😘 ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you again for putting me at the top of your #AwesomeList and for being such an incredible #AwesomeFriend these people shared my pinned post "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Rex for adding me to your list . Here''s more awesome people :", "id": "twitter_1335"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["No women driving the development of film in Limerick , no ? #manel ", "@USER I saw that and thought the same . Honestly , though every time I speak up about gender diversity in Limerick committees , working groups and institutions I just get attacked by men and it ’ s so draining . This isn ’ t a good look for Limerick at all and people don ’ t like it", "@USER @USER Why is it always about #gender . We have an #award winning film maker in @USER - a hell of alot of people have a #filter when it comes to the community . We are where the female community were years ago", "@USER @USER @USER Indeed , you're absolutely right , gender is the most obvious but the disabled community is completely blanked 😔"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Alannah is one of the most #motivational people I have had the pleasure of meeting and working with . Alannah should have the exact same opportunities as anyone else .", "id": "twitter_1336"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Looking at the replay on that supposed offside goal by Haiti , just wonder if the Caribbean side was just #Concacafed Usually that happens to the USA , not other teams #USAvHAI #Tokyo2000", "@USER You can see the rust on the cleats ! Terrible lead passes , bad traps and a quesy defence"], "response": "@USER Fire the coach ! Poor preparation ! He should have had them working over Christmas and New Years ! Seriously , I think this happens every year . Last year it was two sub-par performances against France and Spain", "id": "twitter_1337"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My Twitter feed is way too woke to actually enjoy anything .", "I ’ m obviously all for awareness of the injustices that surround us . But when self-righteous nitpicking and virtue signaling is constant , it gets really exhausting ."], "response": "@USER I see you've been on Twitter for 10 years . You're noticing this place is a cesspool right now ? It's a place where you can combat hate and intolerance with * checks notes * more hate and intolerance . ", "id": "twitter_1338"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Australian economy is remarkably resilient . As I told @USER on @USER this morning , with the Budget back in balance for the first time in 11 years , the Coalition ’ s disciplined economic management means we can respond to the economic challenges we face . ", "@USER @USER @USER Hardly . were way ahead and now we have record debt ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER how #NoSurplusJosh keeps forgetting about the clusterfuck that is the national debt", "id": "twitter_1339"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Asked Missouri Sen . Roy Blunt about Trump's flub congratulating Kansas for the Chiefs ' Super Bowl win : \" You'd be surprised how many members of the Senate talking about the Chiefs don't know that Kansas City is in Missouri , \" Blunt said . \" Seriously . \"", "@USER Ladies and gentlemen , the GOP caucus", "@USER @USER And Obama thinks we have 57 states ! ! 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And #45numbnuts think every city / town is s state ... #douchebag", "id": "twitter_1340"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I pass by Piobbico very often , on my bike and to going to work . I Did not know they have the \" Ugly club \" . Very very nice philosophy . Bravi 👏 ", "@USER I love that it goes back to 1879 - every modern movement has deep roots ; nothing new !", "@USER I like the fact someone always tries to keep it alive and going ."], "response": "@USER Incidentally - some while ago you asked if I had experience with Mavic Exalith rims / wheels . Now I do , and they are #brakesBRAKESbrakes", "id": "twitter_1341"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["For a guy who couldn ’ t get approved for the Ambassador to the U . N . years ago , couldn ’ t get approved for anything since , “ begged ” me for a non Senate approved job , which I gave him despite many saying “ Don ’ t do it , sir , ” takes the job , mistakenly says “ Libyan Model ” on T . V . , and ..", "@USER The book CANNOT be both \" Classified \" and \" Untrue . \"", "@USER Someone please tell this Jenius that something that didn't happen cannot be classified ."], "response": "@USER @USER not #Jenius #NitWit living in mommy and daddy's basement tweeting .", "id": "twitter_1342"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Here we have it ... the actual personification of Brexit . #BrexitDay #Brexit #Brexshit ", "@USER “ So Wayne . It sounds like what you wanted was renationalisation of Industry and investment in infrastructure , as promised in only the Labour manifesto . How did you vote ? ” “ Tory . To Get Brexit Done . Obviously ”", "@USER @USER Wayne has clearly had a few too many . Not entirely fair to put him in the spotlight but hey ho ."], "response": "@USER @USER He exercised his democratic right to examine the choice in front of him ( agree to be interviewed or not - She refers to an off air , pre interview conversation ) & made what he would claim is an informed decision with full knowledge of the consequences .", "id": "twitter_1343"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When will Justin Trudeau realize that his high taxes and wasteful spending are hurting our economy ? It wasn ’ t today in QP – I can tell you that for sure . Instead , he defended his $ 50,000 , 000 handout to MasterCard . ", "@USER If only it'd been put toward a new Disruptive Innovations in Dairy Product Research facility . . . #Gamechanger", "@USER @USER Like the OECD does taxation analysis reports . Canadian taxes have not gone up . It's a literal fact . These guys are such human trash .", "@USER @USER Andrew's just relieved he didn't win . . . because that would've meant he would've had to come up with an actual plan of action ."], "response": "@USER @USER I read that \" platform \" they had . Did they have to write the entire thing in crayon . \" No more cover-ups plan \"", "id": "twitter_1344"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I'm so glad #Nas chose to recouple with #Demi and didn't cave in to the pressure put on him by #Leanne and . He owed it to himself to pursue a possible romantic relationship . He deserves it .", "@USER Nas is a gameplayer like all of them are .. but he was clever enough to realize that if he didnt choose Demi , there was no way in hell that either Leanne or Sophie would pick him on the next recoupling . He's not looking for love .. none of those fame whores are .", "@USER Awww noooo ! Don't put that thought in my head ! I love Nas ! I really would hate to find out he was just playing the game 😕 Although I have to admit it sickens me they all have agents . It's true they are all in there to try further their ' careers ' ..."], "response": "@USER Well who was trying 2convince Jess they couple up as \" friends \" - a few recouplings ago ? Nas ! & they did ! The latest couples R getting abused 4it though . Yea its a game & the fame whores know exactly why they are in there & all have their own game plan .", "id": "twitter_1345"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Yeah , at @USER we need a naming convention so I can find every single dog channel in the biz . I keep belatedly discovering there are dogs I am missing cute photos & videos of and IT ’ S A TRAVESTY ! ", "@USER @USER This . As soon as I joined , I scoured for all the dog channels and regular dog posters in dog council ... and all the actual leadership and d & i stuff too ;)", "@USER @USER Short term , we should do a pinned post listing all the individual channels in #dogs or #dogcouncil and then point to it from the onboarding docs or something maybe ? #MeriAndShereeMostPopularCollab", "@USER @USER @USER Love a good naming convention . My vote is for #good-bingo , #good-dustin , etc 🐶 😍"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So is the dogs channel then #good-bois-and-grils ?", "id": "twitter_1346"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations to the @USER on an incredible season and a hard-fought Super Bowl win . It ’ s a great day for the great state of Missouri .", "@USER @USER The social media team you paid bajillions of dollars to comes up with such neat takes ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Mike's not razzle dazzle , he's straight forward and he can #GetItDone", "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s more driven by the “ box to stand on ” comments than anything else . He ’ s an awful little man , and almost anyone would be a better candidate ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You seem fixated on his height .", "id": "twitter_1347"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["When the league expands , teams get asked to pick 5 untouchable players . Who would you nominate as the #Redskins 5 untouchables ? ", "@USER @USER Haskins ? If Burrow falls to second pick ... Goodbye !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sure because replacing someone with a player they beat out for the position is a recipe for success .", "id": "twitter_1348"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ ve got plenty of criticism for some BBC current affairs & politics progs like Newsnight , but I ’ m dead against privatising the BBC axing the licence fee and making it a subscription service like Netflix . Why ? Because of great programmes like this . ", "@USER Sorry to potentially ruin this for you , such programs are merely , thinly disguised climate alarmist propaganda ."], "response": "@USER Yeah , because climate change isn ’ t happening , is it ? We ’ re just imagining the record hot temperatures each year .", "id": "twitter_1349"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Eleven years ago today , near the bottom of the worst recession in generations , I signed the Recovery Act , paving the way for more than a decade of economic growth and the longest streak of job creation in American history . ", "@USER How much did you get paid to poison our schools with common core ? You gave them $ 350 million in tax money and got a $ 65 million kickback in return ... and math scores plummeting . I hope your Martha ’ s Island mansion was worth dumbing down American children . ", "@USER @USER Poison LOL you really are dumb blonde ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Proof that common core is so effective .", "id": "twitter_1350"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Absolutely disgusting service at Schiphol airport . 55 minutes we have been stood in the immigration queue . This isn ’ t the Brexit I voted for . ", "@USER The people voting against free movement of people are surprised they no longer move as freely . "], "response": "@USER @USER Oh the of a #Brexiteer getting what they voted for .", "id": "twitter_1351"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Me and Dooley started talking as if we own a business as a joke and of course I ’ ve taken it too far by officially registering it on companies house , got a logo and creating a website , giving out letters at the office hiring people , for no fucking reason whatsoever .", "@USER Our website will be launched later #CTLH #launch #marketing", "@USER When we launch #projectZeus those cats in Zurich wont know their pounds from their Euro ’ s .", "@USER I ’ ll get on phone to Quebec and make sure everything is line for the soft launch"], "response": "@USER I ’ ll see you in the office bright and early don ’ t forget the granola", "id": "twitter_1352"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["( What does the High Court ruling mean for Mr Potato Head , I wonder ? )", "@USER I wonder if we will see a push to create a different legislative definition for aboriginality ( esp . after Dutton ’ s intervention in the Robby Wirramanda Knight incident and now this ) . One that suits a right-wing agenda , rather than the established definition .", "@USER Except to see the usual pundits pontificate .", "@USER Maybe Cashman's proposal for a national register could get a boost ?"], "response": "@USER Yes . Let's set up a registry of people we have traditionally persecuted . Haven't heard that before , and can see no problems with it .", "id": "twitter_1353"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oh Fuck this person who said your hobby / talent is off brand . We ’ re people with interests and clients book based on interest . Let ’ s start a off brand thread ! Companions : What “ off brand ” talent do you have that you ’ d like to share ? I ’ ll start , I taught myself knitting . ", "@USER I'm openly a sci-fi nerd in my \" brand \" . But I also play the ukelele , sing , do jigsaw puzzles , play video games , love camping / taking day trips to secluded rivers and have recently started bouldering . Most SWs I know have lots of awesome hobbies . We are complete humans 💜"], "response": "@USER @USER I kinda disagree with last point . You all are not human beings . You are divine beings in a human form . In a league of your own . What you all do is beyond human . Complete respect ✊ ! ! #respect", "id": "twitter_1354"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hillary is irrelevant & continues to merely serve as a distraction . She ’ s not running , yet she continues to spew her poison . There was no righteous indignation over her 2008 campaign releasing a pic of Obama in a turban in an effort to tank his campaign . ", "And the very people attacking @USER today purposely leave out mention of the slander HRC uttered JUST YESTERDAY about a man who did 40 rallies on her behalf to help her win . ", "After Bernie did this for Hillary , she runs around revising the reality to fit her narrative of victimhood . But she ’ s no victim . She makes women look weak , manipulative and calculating . She ’ s the antithesis of what empowerment should be . ", "She lost in 2008 AND 2016 for a reason , and she doesn ’ t even deserve anymore of our time . There ’ s too much on the line to get sucked into her toxicity .", "@USER Hillary did more fundraising and rally events for Obama and has done more fundraising overall during the course of her time in politics for the Democrats than Bernie ever has . And she also conceded the race sooner than Bernie did .", "@USER @USER Yeah . Good . Okay . Except she did 1/3 the events Bernie did .", "@USER @USER She didn't . And it's easy to verify . It's called \" Google \" , bucko !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Owned ! Pretending to be Internet / Google impaired didn't do you any good", "id": "twitter_1355"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Jae niisan ! It ’ s nice to meet you here , more like my pleasure . : c A little birdie told me that you are releasing a new song ? ", "@USER I am also happy to meet you , it is true that I just released a song with 88rising"], "response": "@USER Super ! I guess niichan is now on the international path ?", "id": "twitter_1356"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["And ... it's 3PM so these are our final numbers for Iowa . Remember to criticize us if someone other than Sanders wins since we had Sanders as the most likely winner , and also to criticize us if Sanders wins since we had him at < 50 % . ", "@USER So if I understand you correctly , you are guaranteeing a Bernie victory ?"], "response": "@USER @USER NONONO he's guaranteeing a Bernie loss . Don't you understand math ? !", "id": "twitter_1357"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Been feeling “ unwell ” today , so I ’ m trying to “ eat my way ” through it . Now I feel slightly unwell and full 😳 It ’ s no use , I need adult supervision ☹ ️ ", "@USER You probably have that overactive thingy ? You know ?"], "response": "@USER No , apart from that ... today you an overactive knife and fork 🍽 😉 😂 I know 😬 ", "id": "twitter_1358"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The FA has closed an investigation into allegations that Liverpool employees hacked into Manchester City's scouting system .", "@USER the matter was settled years ago between the two clubs don ’ t get why it was even investigated"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm amazed that in a thread full of fans other clubs , including your own crying over Liverpool not being punished , that you have the cheek to label Liverpool fans victims .", "id": "twitter_1359"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Well looky here . Israel was busy with Obama too . ", "@USER Jewish Jon Stewart , who lost family in the Holocaust , was labelled a \" self-hating Jew \" for rather mild criticism of Israel . However , because he's not a politician he told his critics to \" go f ck yourselves ! \" 😁 ", "@USER Ah . Yes . Was told the same . Ha ! Michael Rosen was too ."], "response": "@USER I get accused of being Hamas , but I tell them I'm actually Sagittarius . ", "id": "twitter_1360"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Y'all will call anything racist . Some Chinese international students wear those masks all year round in the UK even without an epidemic , i guess they're racist too ... ", "@USER No it's simple , only white people can be racist , said the racist .", "@USER Exactly , its stupid and ignorant . The word ' racist ' isn't even used for the actual definition anymore ."], "response": "@USER Nothing new ! Book of Enoch , canon in Ethiopian & Eritrean Church : Noah's father Lamech asks his father Metusaël if his son is normal being so fair skinned , radiant eyes and golden hair . Metusaël reacts : \" don't worry sometimes a white cow is born between the brown ones \"", "id": "twitter_1361"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Aaah yes . I remember the hype like it was yesterday ! :) ", "@USER I spammed my profile with that"], "response": "@USER My man Levi standing on a horse will never be forgotten . So EPIC . ( Just realized this was 2 months before s3 p2 ... We ain't getting anything until midsummer are we ? )", "id": "twitter_1362"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t expect the world to act like the church , but our country has had a sense of moral decency on prime time TV in order to protect children . We see that disappearing before our eyes . It was demonstrated in tonight ‘ s @USER #SuperBowl Halftime Show — w / millions of kids watching .", "This exhibition was Pepsi showing young girls that sexual exploitation of women is okay . With the exploitation of women on the rise worldwide , instead of lowering the standard , we as a society should be raising it . I ’ m disappointed in @USER and the @USER ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You're a regular Bella Abzug . I know how concerned you are about empowering young women .", "id": "twitter_1363"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER In daily #life we must see that it is not #happiness that makes us #grateful , but gratefulness that makes us ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank You so much , Diablo , My Dearest Friend ! I am grateful every day , as I am happy every day . I make those choices every day for me ! It doesn't matter what is going on , my choices stick . I give the gift of positivity to myself , to everyone I touch ! LOVE U XOXO "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER All good things are possible when the #heart illuminates the mind #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha #InspireThemRetweetTuesday ", "id": "twitter_1364"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How fast would Trudeau move if these same protesters were blocking the pride parade ? Or the Trudeau glitter train ? ? 🤔", "@USER How fast are #PremierFord and #MinisterLecce moving to resolve the #TeachersStrike that lasted months now ? even hid research results on parents overwhelmingly opposing increasing class sizes just to avoid losing face . All ego . When ’ s the leadership going to start ?", "@USER Yes it's a shame they haven't let all the teachers go and start classrooms run by artificial intelligence ."], "response": "@USER Why bother with AI ? Maybe go ahead and lower education requirements to end at Grade 8 , lower age requirements to start work at age 12 and start sweatshops ?", "id": "twitter_1365"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If you had to cast your vote today , who would you vote for ? #Trump #GoVote #Bernie2020", "@USER @USER Accidentally clicked on the wrong name"], "response": "@USER @USER No , the guy with his Wang hanging out 😂", "id": "twitter_1366"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["President is expected to release a $ 4.8 trillion budget that cuts social-safety-net spending while boosting the military #WSJWhatsNow ", "@USER About time . Food stamps and welfare have been abused for decades . If you are able bodied and live in a metro area get a job ."], "response": "@USER @USER And what about all those lazy pathetic senior citizens who cry about social security and Medicaire ? They should be working till they drop in aisle 4 shelving at Walmart .", "id": "twitter_1367"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No one should attack @USER and its members for fighting hard for themselves and their families . Like them , I want to see every American get high-quality and affordable health care — and I ’ m committed to working with them to achieve that goal . ", "@USER @USER I guess you are since CAP and Neera Tanden are deeply involved . And considering that YOU walked back support for Medicare 4 All , you're going to fit right in with the corruption . #NeverLyingLiz "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Gosh darn it you're just being Mean", "id": "twitter_1368"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Part of a thread that ’ s very , very telling on lots of levels . Of course the @USER have NO interest in #Pride , as it ’ s a movement for equality , justice and human rights . They ’ re a niche campaign opposing those three things . Irrelevant . 🚮 ", "@USER The fact that lesbians are vilified and ridiculed at Pride nowadays is one of the reasons we founded the LGB Alliance . So it ’ s quite true that we are not interested in Pride . We champion the rights of people who are same-sex attracted , as Pride once did ."], "response": "@USER @USER LOL ! ! ! Oh my god . yr amazing . Who knew u were comedians ? ? #NotInMyName #TERFAttack ", "id": "twitter_1369"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First up was \" In the wee small hours \" by @USER . An album that saw him returning to the spotlight with a selection of songs about relationships , and loneliness . It is sometimes refereed to as the first concept album .", "@USER Next was the debut album of @USER titled Elvis . This was the world's introduction to Elvis and the album was a million seller despite being a compilation of Sun Records and RCA Victor recordings .", "@USER @USER \" Songs for swingin ' lovers \" by @USER was next and is the antithesis of \" In the wee small hours \" . Its bright and light and full of life and love .", "@USER @USER \" Brilliant Corners \" by Thelonious Monk showed that at middle age he was still one of the finest Jazz composers in the world ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER & the Crickets , release \" The \" chirping \" Crickets \" ushers the first sounds of #RockAndRoll into the culture and also serves as his elegy as he was dead less than 2 years later .", "id": "twitter_1370"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["At 11pm tonight , Britain will leave the European Union . After more than three years , we can finally say that we have delivered on the result of the 2016 referendum and have kept faith with the British people .", "@USER @USER can now join her fellow #50sWomen / #waspiwomen Fighting for #Justice over Theft of with ZERO Personal Notifications are at the Appeal Court soon .", "@USER @USER @USER TM got her ring fenced parliamentary pension at 60 . They didn ’ t move their pension in line with state pension age rise because they wouldn ’ t have time to adjust financially . But our SP can be moved 6 years without notice and we are expected to adjust . #Double standards #Shame"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER doubt anyone will get over #Theresa s 108 #failure s to deliver ", "id": "twitter_1371"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Now Bolton can say I tried to testify . What a disgraceful shit !", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m not buying anything he ’ s selling . He should have testified like the other brave People did in the House Investigation . Now he ’ s just trying to sell his book .", "@USER @USER @USER Yovanovitch just retired . What a hostile work environment that must have become . 😥"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That is so ! #AmbassadorMarieYovanovitch is an #AmericanHero . wishes her a & an ! ! ", "id": "twitter_1372"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["So many comments on how dapper @USER is looking 👀 ", "@USER @USER Never dresses up like that for radio"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER He has a voice and face only a radio could love ! #stu just kidding ! #SOTU", "id": "twitter_1373"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What a ball from Salah but we won ’ t hear anything about it because it ’ s not Kevin Be Bruyne . ", "@USER Who is Salah and why am I just hearing about him ?", "@USER Who is Sams Army and why are they verified ? First time I ’ ve ever heard of it", "@USER Y ’ all Liverpool fans are hilarious . Best team in our lifetime and still spending time and energy playing the victims instead of basking in the brilliance taking place on the field . Life is good for u rn . Prolly as good as it ’ ll ever get tbh . Take a breath , have a laugh . Enjoy it !", "@USER If that tweet has got you rattled just grow up"], "response": "@USER @USER What an intellectual response . \" Grow up \" says the guy who has a fan boy account of Fabinho to post his opinions .", "id": "twitter_1374"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mahomes proving how overrated he is ! News flash everyone ... he ’ s extremely average with his decisions ! ! #NFL #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2020", "@USER He ’ s a young kid trying to play hero . Jimmy G looking smooth like @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Mahomes is no better than Watson or anyone else . Perceived as good because he was thrown into a playoff tested roster . Unbelievable ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER did the right thing drafting Trubisky over both of them ! ! And not resigning Robbie Gould too ! ! #Dumbasses #Brady", "id": "twitter_1375"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["According to Germany ’ s domestic intelligence agency , far-right extremists committed 10,105 violent crimes in the last decade , as well as 83 murders since 1990 . In comparison , Islamist terrorists killed 17 people in the same period . @USER via @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Killed only 17 people . This just shows how peaceful Islamists are"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right , you only killed 3.5+ million alone in Iraq", "id": "twitter_1376"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t care who you ’ re backing in the primary , but we can all agree that Tulsi should get the fuck out , right ? ", "@USER @USER Yes . There ’ s something dark about her . HRC called it . She ’ s a #TulsiIsARussianAsset", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , she is a woman color and hence dark , you racist HRC supporters . #Tulsi2020", "@USER @USER @USER Not sure what a “ woman color ” is , but I hate Tulsi because she ’ s nothing more than a political opportunist . Her skin color is irrelevant to the conversation ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Maybe Tulsi can explain why she deserves to earn the Democratic Presidential nomination the next time she is on Sean Hannity's program . That's a great way to appeal to the progressive / liberal base .", "id": "twitter_1377"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER BH family ? ? you should say BTS ... the ones who suffered hardships were BTS , not he others ...", "@USER @USER @USER they all went through different hardships there were members of txt who became trainees when bighit was small before bts was big and lee hyun has been there for ages even longer than bts please respect everyone 😇", "@USER @USER @USER the trainings are the same for every idol , what you cant do is compare a group who debuted having nothing and being mocked , shaded and trampled by the entire industry with a group that debuted with millions to their service , +", "@USER @USER @USER with all type of benefits from being under the same cmpany than BTS , from the company stans help who made them enter on BB200 in their debut with + 100k sales , ( when BTS put blood sweat and tears to get where they are ) to the quality in productions , audiovisuals , clothes , +", "@USER @USER @USER practice areas , and the benefit of not being punished by the industry like they did with BTS who had to pray for some artist cancelling their performance so they could perform , while they had to change clothes in the halls because they did not deserve a room ... +", "@USER @USER @USER txt signed with the most important US label months after their debut , those boys were resting because of a pink eye and back pain , BTS had to perform with injuries without any rest ... so , please , dont compare hardships , because it's shameful ..", "@USER @USER @USER And then there ’ re people like you who are downplaying them just because they debuted after BTS . They get hate for every little thing .. even from they ’ re own seniors fans . Idk about you but those sound like hardships ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It took bts years to perform on award shows like MAMA , MMA whereas txt did within a year . And mind you most Army love them and the hates they get is from other stans who are afraid they may be big like BTS . I love them both ✌ but you can't just compare their hardship", "id": "twitter_1378"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Driver denied driving despite it being on camera , right up to point of trial . The trial is adjourned due to other hearings . We reattend yesterday THEN he enters a guilty plea . 12 week prison sentence , suspended for 12 months . What ’ s the betting we meet him AGAIN ? ", "@USER How frustrating for all of you ! How many chances can one guy get ? Such a poor use of the police time and the criminal justice service ... all at the public expense ."], "response": "@USER Extremely frustrating Colette . He had plenty of opportunity to plead due to overwhelming evidence many months before . If he had access to free legal advice at court ( now removed for traffic offences ) he may have been advised earlier and in turn , saved a lot of money .", "id": "twitter_1379"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If the DNC cheats Bernie out of the nomination at the convention , I WILL NOT VOTE DEM IN THE GENERAL ELECTION .", "@USER @USER Sounds like the DNC didn't learn from the last election ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Nope and they are still trying to force unwanted candidates down the voters throats . Who knew that's a bad strategy ? ! 😆", "id": "twitter_1380"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Six passengers on a Greyhound bus headed from Los Angeles to San Francisco were shot early Sunday morning , the California Highway Patrol said . ", "@USER Good thing their senators are working on a fruitless impeachment ."], "response": "@USER @USER Because before the impeachment , senators were so on the ball with preventing gun crimes", "id": "twitter_1381"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This might be one of the most extreme forms of white privilege I ’ ve ever seen . ", "@USER I ’ m Canadian and I thought our countries were culturally similar . I ’ m not so convinced anymore .", "@USER @USER As a US immigrant turned US citizen , I ’ m happy the US is so different from your canada . It makes my 2nd amendment right all the more precious and my efforts to immigrate in this Country all the more worthwhile . Greatest Country on earth ! 🇺 🇸 🇺 🇸 🇺"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Really itchin to shoot somebody legally are ya ? That IS precious !", "id": "twitter_1382"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Union Home Minister and BJP leader Amit Shah to hold three public rallies in Delhi , today . Union Minister Smriti Irani and BJP President Jagat Prakash Nadda will also hold three rallies each . #DelhiElections2020 ( File Pics ) ", "@USER Budget session is starting , Does Home Monster have any sense of Work ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Budget comes every year , Delhi elections only once in 5 years . How is it that hard to understand ? before anyone pounces on me", "id": "twitter_1383"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I am honored to be included ! Thank you ! ☺ ️ I would like to add some friends that I am grateful for ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks I ’ m grateful for you and these great people"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Adriane for being such an incredible #AwesomeFriend and putting me on your #AwesomeList these other people kindly retweeted my pinned post ", "id": "twitter_1384"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lena Waithe will voice Disney's first openly-LGBTQ animated character in #Onward — ' It ’ s a modern fantasy world and we want to represent the modern world ' ( via @USER | ) ", "@USER @USER @USER My son will wait for Trolls 2 to come out . Thanks for the heads up on this movie . I'll pass ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Deciding what movie to watch or not watch is so abusive ! She needs some re-education.", "id": "twitter_1385"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["i have left all the Boots medication training until the end , its utterly soul destroying and demands 100 % result to pass , each time i have to do this a bit of my soul dies ", "@USER If this is an online test , logging into it on 2 different pcs can help .", "@USER not a bad idea , i made copious notes on previous occasions which i hope will speed up matters"], "response": "@USER It ’ s the only way I got through a GDPR one .", "id": "twitter_1386"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I don ’ t care what anyone says . And I ’ m sure the Colorado folks aren ’ t happy . The reality is there is just way more money in the B10 and SEC for coaches . Mel was making 3 per year at Colorado and MSU just doubled that . It would be irresponsible to not take that offer .", "@USER Loyalty is NEVER irresponsible . Unfortunately people have forgotten that trait", "@USER Loyalty to your family is all that matters ."], "response": "@USER @USER Dustin is right . The way the American economy is set up today , $ 3 million a year won't even let you feed a family of four 3 square meals a day . Screw loyalty ...", "id": "twitter_1387"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Well and truly hooked after just the first episode of #Picard . If you've even got the slightest temptation to watch it ... make it so . ", "The second episode of #Picard really drops off ! It jus ' hasnae got the powah !"], "response": "@USER I agree ; there was nothing in that episode that couldn ’ t have been covered off in 5 minutes . .", "id": "twitter_1388"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Democrat leaders want to destroy the Constitution in order to impeach @USER . “ I don't care what kind of nice , little , legal , Constitutional defenses that they came up with . ” – Dem Sen . Mazie Hirono That ’ s wrong on so many levels . ", "@USER @USER She's got about a 65 IQ . That's the best she can do . Hawaiians should be mortified ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re talking about IQs , David ?", "id": "twitter_1389"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Sorry about the wait on this , real life happens . Poor little Blue Adam Schiff . ", "Alternate Music Just for fun Version 2 "], "response": "@USER @USER I ’ ve never laughed so hard .", "id": "twitter_1390"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations to the Queensland police for keeping an open mind and awaiting proper evidence , including the possibility that Rowan Baxter might have been “ driven too far . ” But note the misplaced outrage . How dare police deviate from the feminist script of seeking excuses ...", "@USER He tried to break her arm ... "], "response": "@USER @USER But have you considered his point of view ? He might have been provoked ! ( )", "id": "twitter_1391"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["feelin cute as heck ! ! ! i have ehlers danlos syndrome , and i used to rly hate it because it makes my skin stretchy . I ’ d obsess over the folds in my skin when I was relaxed bc I thought they were gross , but now I ’ m learning it ’ s just another normal body type . 😤 ✊ 🏻 ", "@USER please fix your sheets this isn ’ t a trailer park", "@USER The ones that fit my bed are in the wash and these r temporary and the second I move around they pop off ok 😞 😞 😞 dont shame my tiny sheets 😞 😞", "@USER @USER The first problem , you ’ re explaining yourself to someone let alone a random person . Secondly , he has 10 followers #troll"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So he sheet shamed her , and you're follower shaming him ?", "id": "twitter_1392"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Try again with actual data instead of the liberal interpretation of it . You will find that motor vehicles for your listed year was #96 while firearms are at #107 . ", "@USER @USER @USER Motor Vehicle Deaths : 38,659 Firearm Deaths : 39,773 Guess which number is larger ...", "@USER @USER @USER Firearm Deaths : 39,773 How many of those are suicides and gang wars shootings ?", "@USER @USER @USER According to the Pew Research Center , almost two-thirds of America ’ s annual gun deaths are suicides . Also , most gun-related crimes are carried out with illegally owned firearms — as much as 80 % according PRC . ILLEGALLY OWNED , get that ? That means criminals already break the law .", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , suicides don't count ? I thought all you gun nuts were so concerned about mental health ? Hrm ... how do people get illegally owned firearms ?", "@USER @USER @USER No , of course suicide don't count . Somebody who wants to off himself can jump from the top of a freeway bridge . Are you going to pass a law against that ? How about freedom of choice , I remember all leftist douchenozzles are all for that . Or is that only applying for baby killing ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So , because he can jump from the top of a freeway bridge , we should make it easier for him . Makes perfect sense .", "id": "twitter_1393"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : US Reps Blumenauer , Cohen , Green and Wilson will not be attending the State of the Union tonight .", "@USER No Democrat should attend . It's nothing but lies and propaganda - He is guilty and should be removed not making speeches .", "@USER @USER I hope Pelosi sits behind doing the seal clap . That was funny ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER That's What Any Sane Person Was Doing from 2009-17 . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "id": "twitter_1394"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Russia-zero Americans dead . Benghazi - 4 Americans drug through the streets and killed", "@USER @USER @USER Plus all that Russia nonsense is the frame the dems rigged"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , Just a bunch of nonsense “ Russia , if you ’ re listening ” ", "id": "twitter_1395"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thank you for the #Krolness Torsten ! - adding 🧡 Happy Weekend ! #cozy ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Adrianne ! Sharing the cozy vibes with a few #WritingCommunity champs ! "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you to absolutely incredible #AwesomeFriends for the this #AwesomeList and I wish everyone an day ", "id": "twitter_1396"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Gopal says he wanted to study at Jamia 5 years ago , and once when he went to submit admission form , he was bullied by some students who asked him to chant Azadi slogans , and made him rub his nose on ground . He became self-radicalized as a result . Source : a report in TheSquint .", "@USER Dude he is 17 year old which means he must be passing out 12th standard , so before 5 years he must be in 7th or 8th . How come he can apply in college ? Looks like theSquint is fake news creater ."], "response": "@USER @USER Look at the tweet carefully it is written in the font 😛", "id": "twitter_1397"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Protecting the system may serve the union brass , but not Ontario students . It ’ s about time someone said the truth : qualification and merit must trump over union seniority . #onpoli ", "@USER The problem is ' so called ' merit has led directly to nepotism and favouritism ."], "response": "@USER @USER You're talking about how @USER runs his govt , aren't you ? #onpoli", "id": "twitter_1398"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER It used to be a simple world", "@USER @USER @USER Expand you're world . Gender & sexual diversity really needn't be difficult .", "@USER @USER @USER I can choose my beliefs who are you to dictate ? I am not gay I have friends that are !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , that makes you an expert then doesn't it ?", "id": "twitter_1399"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER I like this game we're playing . Then I'm Mariah Carey daaaahling ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Then I had a crush on you in the late 90s early 2000s", "@USER @USER @USER So that a yes or no ?", "@USER @USER @USER Yes . I said you win . You are Queen Beyonce . If I can be Jennifer Lawrence .", "@USER @USER @USER You be you girlie . Which is why I ’ m also Jason Mamoa "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Fine RGB . You are beautiful like Beyone and sexy like Jason Momoa .", "id": "twitter_1400"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A Nike swoosh does not belong on a baseball jersey , fight me 😩 😩 😩", "@USER You know in your avi you have a sox shirt w a swoosh on the front right ? 😂 I have no real preference or gripe w the jerseys just making an observation 😂", "@USER Yeah well it ’ s a cheap v neck who cares lol"], "response": "@USER @USER It basically proves you're a hypocrite , which isn't surprising since you proudly called yourself \" trash \" in said avi . yet funny .", "id": "twitter_1401"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I cannot raise a trouble ticket on your website ( I'm getting error code \" 502 Bad Gateway \" ) . When will your service be back up ?", "@USER BTW , the page I was trying to access was : ", "@USER Perhaps I should add that I'm trying to raise a trouble ticket on you because I'm moving all my domains AWAY from you due to your lousy service . Your non-reply to my tweet is just one more example of your LOUSY SERVICE .", "@USER Hello . We're so sorry for the delay in getting back to you . We have no reported issues in regards to what you're describing . Is this still ongoing on your end ? Please send us a DM with your account details if so and we will gladly get in touch to help .", "@USER Yes , its working now and I've just raised a trouble ticket with you . Ta .", "@USER When can I expect a reply ? Its now been 24 hours . TICKET ID : 200214-0001 62"], "response": "@USER Would it help if I told you that I'm trying to leave you because your service is so poor . And I find I can't migrate my domains away because ... your service is so poor .", "id": "twitter_1402"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My grandfather died when my dad was 9 , less than a year after the war had ended , suddenly from a stroke . I found my dad's end of year report . ' .. could do well if he would only concentrate ' . It made me feel so sad 😥", "@USER My college tutor screamed at me because I hadn't done my homework . When I said I didn't feel up to it because my dad had just died , she went purple & spent the rest of my time at college treating me like shit for embarrassing her . I got my revenge by coming top in class ."], "response": "@USER How awful but good you did so well . Obviously an inadequate person . I have known just a few teachers who were a bit like that .", "id": "twitter_1403"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s one thing to deplore eugenics on ideological , political , moral grounds . It ’ s quite another to conclude that it wouldn ’ t work in practice . Of course it would . It works for cows , horses , pigs , dogs & roses . Why on earth wouldn ’ t it work for humans ? Facts ignore ideology .", "@USER The comments show that people don't actually care about the point being made . They instead care about proving their morally superior to Richard Dawkins . Problem is their intentional misrepresentation of his point proves they're not even that . They're just even more wrong ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER This tweet is hilarious . You ’ re showing your own moral superiority with it . And you ’ re wrong .", "id": "twitter_1404"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\" At this year's #SOTU , the country and Congress will hear directly from the president on how he has delivered on promises made and how he will continue to pave the path to the best years our country has ever experienced , \" @USER writes . Today's reads : ", "@USER @USER Here is a preview of Trump's #SOTU address : 1 . Lie 2 . Brag 3 . Lie 4 . Impeach Scam 5 . Lie 6 . Perfect call 7 . Brag 8 . Harassment 9 . Lie 10 . Dems destroying USA Here's a bingo card to play along with . It'll be easier to watch if you take a shot for every sniff . ", "@USER @USER @USER What a bunch of lemmings you are ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Aimee , I'm not sure what your response means but I am happy that you decided to reply rather than retweet . On reviewing your TL , it seems you only retweet morons who post lies . It's as though you're incapable of thinking for yourself . Thanks for the reply ... bye . #DeportMaga", "id": "twitter_1405"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Good Morning Teresa , Sheila , Mike & William 😘 Just got back from tha Lab . , bloodwork again 🙄 Happy Blessed Friday ⚘ 🕊 God Bless You All 🙏 🏼 ", "@USER @USER @USER Good morning , Anna , William , Mike and Sheila . God bless you . Lab work is always fun . We got snow last night . It's a pretty snow . ✝ ️ 😊 ❤ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Good Morning Teresa ❤ 💕 Yep , a lot of fun 😰 Happy Friday Blessings 🕊 God Bless You 🙏 ⚘"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER is back . We need powerful voices now more than ever . 😊 ", "id": "twitter_1406"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Boy Scouts file for bankruptcy protection due to sex-abuse lawsuits ", "@USER Let us be honest here . It isn't just because of the sex abuse lawsuits . It is because they became woke and started letting girls in and now their numbers are a fraction of what they used to be , so no revenue coming in to fight the lawsuits ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yep , Boy Scouts started letting girls in on Feb 1st 2019 . 11 months later they are bankrupt .", "id": "twitter_1407"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Remember : our \" crazy idea \" of universal health care is a reality in : Australia Austria Belgium Canada Chile Czech Rep . Denmark Finland France Germany Greece Hungary Iceland Israel Italy Japan Netherlands New Zealand Norway Poland Portugal S . Korea Spain Sweden Switz . Turkey U . K .", "@USER @USER germany isn't communist i should know cause i live there"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm assuming you missed his wink at the end", "id": "twitter_1408"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Defense Dept is going to protect Vindman & others who were thrown out of the WH , today . Good . Just rub this crap in @USER ' s ugly face .", "@USER @USER Do we trust the Defense Dept ?", "@USER @USER That is a good question . Vindman's superior said he's welcome back and they have a place for him ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" Liberals \" LOVE the Military and the DoD . #Resist #Fascist #Liberal Vindman", "id": "twitter_1409"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Guns N ' Roses to announce a US stadium tour ? Including Wrigley Field ? ", "@USER @USER Unless they radically change the set list , I ’ m not interested . I don ’ t need to see a 3 hour show where 1/3 of the songs are covers .", "@USER @USER @USER Exactly . That ’ s why I ’ m not going to their London date . I know it ’ ll be good but I want GnR music that ’ s less than 29 years old . Doesn ’ t Axl want to sing something new ? How on Earth is he not bored ? !", "@USER @USER @USER What changes can they possibly make anymore ? They ’ ve added multiple illusions deep cuts since they started In 2016 , Chinese democracy deep cuts , and an unreleased 80s relic . And you can ’ t have a gnr show and not play the 8-10 staples . They ’ re gonna be played . 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Get some spaghetti incident / GN ’ R Lies tracks in there . There ’ s still a few illusions tracks that could be played too .. don ’ t damn me , bad apples ect . A few new tracks would be nice tho ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So many twitter feeds are filled with vitriol . Despite differing opinions , we were all civil and decent to one another . Well done gang !", "id": "twitter_1410"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How did I miss this story ? ", "@USER I vaguely recall seeing it . Warren got refund requests too , after finally admitting she's not for $ MedicareForAll & then trashing #Bernie2020 at the debate .", "@USER @USER I'm interested , do tell us how sanders would destroy America ."], "response": "@USER @USER This guy sounds like such a monster ! 👇 😂 #MakeAmericaBern2020 ", "id": "twitter_1411"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Glad we ’ re learning how to see the beauty in our own ! ❤ ️ ", "@USER Like yay ? But also 😔 cause like what was he liking then instead ? And he can ’ t look in a mirror ? ? I hate white supremacy and Eurocentric beauty standards", "@USER I won ’ t pry . I do too , but this is work that ’ ll take time and patience . It ’ s white supremacy , it ’ s the imperialist East . It ’ s westernization . Hundreds of years of telling us we aren ’ t good enough . Complaining can be exhausting . Today I ’ m going to celebrate this ."], "response": "@USER Oh yes for sure ! And he has good taste cause and #ARIES", "id": "twitter_1412"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["How magnanimous to listen to 350 folks on a medium blog , but can't invest any money on better wages and working conditions for the 1000s of employees who have to pee in diapers while running around filling orders . #blessyourheart ", "Also , so strikingly generous to \" look into \" climate change while continuing to dump tons of unnecessary ( but cheap ) plastics into packing supplies for the biggest shipping retailer in the WORLD . ", "I mean he's spending a whole 7.7 % of his net worth . What a sacrifice . How can anyone think to live on a mere $ 120 BILLION ? How is that even possible ? I mean if he lives another 40 years , that is only $ 8.2 MILLION per DAY . I mean you can barely buy an island for that . "], "response": "The poor man had to spend a whole 0.1 % of his worth to buy a ramshackle Bel-Air estate with acres of land , a private golf course , and luxurious swimming pools . Oh , the suffering . So yes , I totally trust that this man of the people is going to solve world problems . ", "id": "twitter_1413"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hey @USER have you gone ahead and removed #westwing without any intimation ? The entire series ? ?", "@USER We license titles for a specific duration . However , once the license expires the content will be removed from our website . Further , we keep adding new content on regular basis . Request you to stay tuned to our Amazon Prime Video website / app for the latest updates . ^ MK", "@USER So the short answer is “ yes , we removed it ” right ? No wonder ppl go to #Netflix cause you guys have really lost it now , esp after what you did to the #PicardPremiere ... so can you confirm it ’ s been removed instead of a sucky long vague answer ? ?", "@USER Unfortunately , the license for this title has expired . However , I've noted down your comments and have forwarded your feedback internally . ^ SP", "@USER Thank god for a clear reply ... very sorry to hear this , it wasn ’ t even added to the section where it says soon be removed ... so very arbitrary guys", "@USER I'm sorry about the bad experience , I've forwarded your feedback to our team internally . ^ SP"], "response": "@USER Clearly you guys wanna promote local movies & content , have no concern for global premieres like #PicardPremiere ... #PatiPatniAurWoh is more imp ...", "id": "twitter_1414"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The kind of moderate you ideally want is someone who won elections and governed as the locally-progressive option in a conservative place ( Steve Bullock ) not someone who won & governed as the locally-conservative person in a progressive place .", "@USER Electability is very hard to determine . Looking at past elections where a Dem won . They were all young , considered inexperienced , and called for a generational change . The leader of pledged delegates in the race is one such candidate .", "@USER @USER No he's not . Be serious . He's young and inexperienced but definitely NOT calling for \" generational change . \"", "@USER @USER Yes he is . He wants to fix the democracy that's broken . The courts . Who else is calling for that ? no one .", "@USER @USER Again : Be serious . Literally all of the Democratic candidates have policy positions with respect to the courts . That's not \" generational change , \" that's just politics as usual . For * radical * proposals , look to Sanders and Warren : "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But he ’ s calling for deficit reduction . Surely nobody has ever done that before . #NeverPete", "id": "twitter_1415"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Car plant shutdowns around Brexit deadline hit UK production ", "@USER If Brexit is going to be so good , why aren ’ t there loads of global companies setting up business in the UK ? 🤷 🏿 ‍ ♂ ️ 🇪 🇺"], "response": "@USER @USER Because diesel and Turkey obviously .. do keep up .", "id": "twitter_1416"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A newspaper column can only be so long , and there were so many beliefs that I couldn ’ t fit them all . But if you have some , please tweet them with #IBelieve and we ’ ll pick out some of the best . ", "@USER I believe that all the patents that Ivanka's company recieved in China were on her own merit and not because of her name ! #IBelieve"], "response": "@USER I believe that Jared Kushner was the best person to broker a peace deal in Israel and that the Palistinians don't need to be involved in the negotiations ! #IBelieve", "id": "twitter_1417"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Totally disgusted with today ’ s Episode @USER do u even watch ur own show ? I ’ m sorry today I ’ ve lost all respect for u & ur work . I really don ’ t think u believe ur show is bigger than the actors coz it ’ s them that ppl r still watching not for ur show #YehRishteyHainPyaarKe", "@USER @USER V used to praise the makers for bringing some different story unlike other daily soaps bt now they r like that ghisapita track ... Its jz that it hurts when such actors r performing n the message to audience by makers through them is useless n pitiful 🙏 🏻 🙏 🏻 @USER", "@USER @USER Disappointed is understatement here . Such good actors doing such crappy story"], "response": "@USER @USER 😡 😡 why makers why ? ? ? Do read fandoms tweets n think again 🙏 🏻 🙏 @USER Plz be unique again", "id": "twitter_1418"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["PARAPHILIA-OFF is live ! Today we test who knows the scientific names of random fetishes better , myself or the lovely @USER ! Go see if you are junkier than we are . Spoiler alert definitely demonetized ! ", "@USER @USER @USER A journey of emotions . Gif search terms : #wattsthesafeword #pupamp #face ", "@USER @USER @USER ( Not in Twitter gif library but on Tenor . I wonder why … This continues to support the \" below-the-waist uncertainty \" theory ) ", "@USER @USER @USER Funny this was not flagged . 😅 Gif search terms : #wattsthesafeword #pupamp #thumbsup "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I hope there are many good uses for this . Gif search terms : #wattsthesafeword #pupamp #winning ", "id": "twitter_1419"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The time to get freaky is fast-approaching . Get ready for the freedom to browse more with Freaky Friday . ", "@USER Businesses never thrive well in Africa simply because of inconsistency . #cost , #data & #minutes always changing , which according to me , demaralises a big number of your customers , me inclusive . If was put for , then listen to their opinions !", "@USER We appreciate your feedback . It was already shared with our products team , once there is an update , you'll definitely get to know about it . #StanAirtelUg"], "response": "@USER It'll be much more satisfying indeed , looking into that . Better #costing to stay constant & in reasonable #multiples of #1000s no matter the circumstances . Amount of may vary , but stay reasonable too . I love your realistic though , it's the keep up till 🤗", "id": "twitter_1420"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Nice ! ! ! I got mine down to < 1200 and was proud of myself 😂 🤨 ( lots of newsletters , emails to myself etc )", "@USER I have that habit too ... and a way to keep those organized ! Scary how the spirit of orderliness is taking over up in here ..."], "response": "@USER I bought a copy of Getting Things Done by Allen in 2018 . Haven ’ t had a chance to read it yet .", "id": "twitter_1421"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Been reading Shaun King ’ s disbursing reports on Joe Biden . Biden must respond and I will ask him about this . Shaun never misled me .", "@USER 👏 👏 🧾 thank you rev it's very important to have Biden accountable for his conduct of lies to the very \" firewall \" he claims to \" own \" the black vote in SC . @USER "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The message is there ... the words are powerful ... now convince me that THIS is his message ... because I don ’ t see it coming from him .", "id": "twitter_1422"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : At a @USER rally in Iowa tonight , a leading Sanders ’ surrogate @USER led the crowd in booing @USER . ", "@USER @USER @USER This makes me sad . And frankly the audience response painfully remind me of the “ Lock Her Up ” chants at the Dem Convention in 2016 .", "@USER @USER @USER She keeps talking Trash on a candidate she is campaigning for . Totally the same thing ... Hillary deserves a boo .", "@USER @USER @USER I agree Mrs . Clinton certainly needs to take a back seat . BUT she's still entitled to her opinion . And no booing . Russian bots are pushing these fractures - - isn't ANY person better than 45 ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wow , did not realize was so weak that she let russia tell her what to say . #PUMA", "id": "twitter_1423"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Well I have just had 2 days in Germany . That was humiliating and depressing . Pretty much everyone I met from a random guy in a lift to my colleagues in the meetings , on finding out I was English said \" Brexit \" and laughed .", "@USER Business owners I meet in Italy are very envious and jealous we have escaped the rotten EU and can't wait to join us 🤷", "@USER @USER I must have employed half of Northern Poland's migrants at one point or another and 10 years ago they were pro-eu and laughed at us . They aren't laughing now . Poland is heading for the door , I'm sure of it .", "@USER @USER @USER Meanwhile , their casual labour is heading to France for the grape picking this summer .", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? You have evidence to back that up ? I'm talking about official.ecidence and not nonsense your preferred political bias magazine ?", "@USER @USER @USER I was down in Bordeaux last year , talking to wineries . It will be a relief for them if - as seems to be the case according to agencies supplying fruit pickers - less are going to the UK .", "@USER @USER @USER Yes , someone I spoke to on twitter knows someone who told someone else that he heard from another person that you are talking rubbish .", "@USER @USER @USER Except I was there . Enjoy the storm ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Bordeaux ? Ah well as a little Englander you've got me there . I am terrified of going to France ... Or anywhere foreign . You have a sole monopoly on that , well done . I know no foreigners whatsoever . but he's beyond all parody .", "id": "twitter_1424"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m sorry he did this to you . 🤣 ", "@USER @USER HE PINNED IT DON . HE PINNED IT . OH THE HUMANITY"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER He ’ s gonna sell Alaska to Russia to buy the 2024 election ! OMG !", "id": "twitter_1425"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thank you @USER for your censorship & totalitarianism in the guise of democracy ! Like YOU , I will ask @USER , @USER & other Tech companies something : IGNORE dictatorial mandates from politicians like YOU who have NO faith in the American people ! #FreeSpeech", "@USER @USER @USER In theory I agree but we live in the real world . Many people have great difficulty deciphering false information . It ’ s causing a huge problem .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s not a huge problem .", "@USER @USER @USER Agreed , but if you want to control free speech you act like it's a huge problem ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER In Dustins world Steve O wouldn ’ t be a thing .", "id": "twitter_1426"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Come on lady , let's go It's just the flu #coronavirus ", "@USER Once #coronavirus hits a country known for delivering reliable data , like Denmark , we will know the mortality rate . We'll have to wait about 2-3 weeks for this . Patience ! ! !", "@USER @USER You don ’ t consider Germany reliable ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER .. & the US isn't even in the conversation .. .", "id": "twitter_1427"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A question many of you have wanted posed directly to Brewers principal owner Mark Attanasio in light of player payroll : Did the team operate at a loss last season ? Yes , he says .", "Brewers principal owner Mark Attanasio says publicly for the first time that the Brewers took a loss financially in 2019 . "], "response": "@USER @USER what a wonderful baseball fan ! ! He ’ s willing to lose money & jeopardize his family future ... just so Brewer fans can have a team to cheer for . what a guy . #tic", "id": "twitter_1428"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Joaquin Phoenix is really out here at the #Oscars lecturing us about how we oppress cows for their milk ", "@USER If Joaquin wanted people to watch The Joker , this just ensured I ’ ll never — ever check it out . What an insufferable person .", "@USER @USER I was honestly planning to watch it TONIGHT . Now I can safely say I will not , as I don ’ t want to support this man in any way", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah because standing for nonviolence is just soooo aggravating , right ? 🧐", "@USER @USER @USER As if you ’ re coming at me for having opinions . I ’ m allowed to dislike what I dislike . Get out ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But it's ok that you're coming for Phoenix for having an opinion . Get out", "id": "twitter_1429"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["At 50p a pop I could hardly say no , could I ? ", "@USER The Beatles for 50p . Wow . That ’ s a good haul for £ 2"], "response": "@USER I've got an old CD of it ( must be almost 30 yrs old ? ) So this enhanced version was a brilliant find", "id": "twitter_1430"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Solly seen the kids at Port Fairy caravan park doing the old bottle trick in the bike and I thought I was cool as shit in 1976 with the peg and cornflakes packet cardboard 😂 ", "@USER Did they have bikes back then"], "response": "@USER Mate I had the dragster with the sissy bar and 3 speed t bar 😜", "id": "twitter_1431"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["At least I know my soulmate is out there somewhere ", "@USER I ’ ve been to Disney 3x . Never . Again ."], "response": "@USER My favorite Disney story - offered the kids Disney or Legoland on a FL trip . They chose Legoland . Literally drove past Disney to get to Legoland and asked them one last time - \" now's your big chance to go to Disney \" - they still chose Legoland .", "id": "twitter_1432"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Another reason to lose confidence in @USER . Trade with confidence ? How ? I have lost ALL CONFIDENCE in ETRADE over the past months ! Your platform has gone to garbage ! Thanks for LOSING ALL MY CUSTOM SCANNERS they were ALL there on Friday ! #CustomerExperience = Negative #Trading ", "@USER Thanks for LOSING all my scanners I worked on over the past 4yrs . Glad 129 people also see how @USER continues to lose the confidence of it customers ; just another let down to their customers #MondayMorning #SuperMonday ", "@USER @USER Oh nooo Alex , hope they fix this issue 😳"], "response": "@USER @USER They haven't ... thinking of just switching brokers . E trade has shafted me 1 too many times in the past few months . I Lost all confidence in them ... really sad how bad they've gotten in past few months from customer service to their platform", "id": "twitter_1433"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hands down BEST PEP RALLY ! ! ! @USER does it at a HIGH LEVEL ! Thanks for the invite @USER Can ’ t wait for this energy to be in the halls of @USER #WeAreProsper #believeNtheBLUE #BuildTheHill ", "@USER @USER @USER Welcome to the ( blue ) Hawk Family ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Ms . Roberts & thanks for having us ! #WeAreProsper #believeNtheBLUE", "id": "twitter_1434"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To : The NDP's chief of staff From : Rural Alberta 💖 #ableg ", "@USER I live in rural Alberta & voted UCP . I support nothing you are doing to health care which you did not campaign on . I no longer support you & will not vote UCP again . Just bought my NDP membership . Am planning my donations to support @USER moving forward @USER", "@USER @USER @USER No Mike , there was plenty of info of what the UCP was going to do .. telling yourself this isn ’ t what you voted for is bullshit .. you like many Abtans voted a prejudice which led you to do no research as to what you had and what you replaced them with ... you were a logo voter .."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER And responding with recriminations and \" bullshit \" s to someone who is waking up and seeing the light is very constructive . HUGE EYEROLL .", "id": "twitter_1435"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The top 🔟 in #NCAAHockey ! 1 - @USER 2 - @USER 3 - @USER 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8-@ USER 9 - 10 - Full rankings : ", "@USER @USER @USER How is the number 1 in PWR number 2 ?", "@USER @USER @USER Apparently , it's more impressive to the pollsters to beat Dartmouth College and tie Harvard than it is to split with Minnesota Duluth .", "@USER mad online about polls are we goon ?", "@USER Not really . I am trying to stay awake at work . 😆 I am not typically an angry person .", "@USER you certainly seemed upset that Cornell is ranked above North Dakota in a poll"], "response": "@USER the ranking is irrelevant . PWR on selection Sunday is all that matters .", "id": "twitter_1436"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I don't even drink hard Seltzer but yikes . This is juvenile lol ", "@USER It ’ s actually a great marketing tactic . You don ’ t typically see bourbons or whiskeys featured during the #SuperBowl . @USER is picking up great publicity with #HardSeltzerHardNo , and it ’ s free ! 🙃 🥃 😉 #sweepstakes", "@USER @USER That ’ s be awesome . Odds are unlikely . But overall just enjoying the tweets that are coming out of this whole endeavor ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The people crying about this mention campaign are doing exactly what was hoping for . #HardSeltzerHardNo", "id": "twitter_1437"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Apparently I ’ m a Fascist , just cos I called someone a racist", "@USER Lmao , irony knows no bounds . I ’ m so proud . Racists really don ’ t like it when you call them out on their racism .", "@USER This woman doesn ’ t know I ’ m sat in car park with 2 hours to kill", "@USER Omfg . She also has absolutely zero reading comprehension"], "response": "@USER @USER Really ? ... I think your arrogance is misplaced and ill informed ...", "id": "twitter_1438"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We on the other hand have abolished competition , everyone who meets the minimum requirements gets to go . Competition is hurtful and unfair . ", "@USER Rubbish . There are way more applicants than places , so only the best are accepted ."], "response": "@USER @USER Your filters are on the fritz", "id": "twitter_1439"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["❤ ️ The more you realize who YOU truly are , the less you seek approval . ❤ ️ The more you know and respect yourself , the less you fear rejection , setbacks and ‘ failure ' . ❤ ️ Know this : Who YOU truly are cannot be hurt by anything . #ShineOn ✨ #TuesdayThoughts", "@USER As I have learned who I am , that I am worthy of love , that I possess beauty & that I have value , the more peaceful I've become . I started my journey toward healing from abuse 13 years ago . It's been a long & difficult one , but I love where I am now . I know who I am and whose I am", "@USER Yes ! Isn ’ t it beautiful to be connected to the stillness within and to the ability to calmly observe the movement from without ... There is such peace in the I AM , lovingly choosing what to hold on to and explore and what to release and let go ... 🌸"], "response": "@USER It is beautiful . I know life will still have ups and downs , but I since I know who I am , I can face those #challenges without the #fear that plagued me for so long . After you have lived through abuse and fear , this feeling is the lightest and most beautiful you can feel .", "id": "twitter_1440"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["As much fun as it may be to dunk on Iowa , remember the real victims are the campaign staff and volunteers who just poured months of blood , sweat , and tears into something they believed in , only to have it go fakakta for no fault of their own . Another victory for cynicism .", "@USER @USER maybe it ’ s time to question the wisdom of the caucus system"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right they will abandon that along with all the money that pours into the state because of it .", "id": "twitter_1441"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Shrewsbury manager Sam Ricketts : “ I remember one [ VAR decision ] here when Van Dijk handballed on the half-way line and that was okay . ” No , Sam , you don ’ t remember correctly . The ball very CLEARLY doesn ’ t touch his arm . Get over the fact your side lost . ", "@USER @USER God Liverpool fans want a standing ovation everytime they win . You beat Shrewsbury well done"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER cheers Nick glad you're not a sheep mate and you make decisions for yourself and don't look at social media propaganda you should be proud of yourself well done well done #YNWA #Unbearables #patronising", "id": "twitter_1442"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#WritingCommunity #WriterLift Follow these wonderful women on this Wednesday @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you adding more amazing women to your list - 👈 🏻 👈 🏻 👈 ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Adrianne ! ❤ ️ 😘 I was 😴 when you posted ; sorry to be late . #women #woohoo "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Joanne for including me with these #women ! I'm honored ! Here are some more of many amazing women I know : ", "id": "twitter_1443"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Aww ! Adorable , DW . Thanks for including me . Happy Tuesday ! More friends : ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , Chrissy ! ❤ ️ Adding more fantabulous friends ! ❤ ️ ❤ ️ 👼 😘 ", "@USER @USER @USER aw thanks again Cristy ! being on your lovely lists always refreshes me ! 😃 😊 😊 😊 👍 ", "@USER @USER @USER I'm always here to support my friends ! ❤ ️ Take care , and have a wonderful evening ! ❤ ️ God bless ! 🙏 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You should check out the new #WritingCommunity tradition we are starting called the #AwesomeLift Part of sparking a Golden Age in our community means finding more ways of being ", "id": "twitter_1444"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Interesting how dude apologized for folks attacking people in his name yet denied they were his followers . Said it ’ s just how twitter is . But it ’ s just HIS followers and Tang ’ s followers that do it . If it ’ s a quirk of twitter , why doesn ’ t every campaign have folks THAT hateful ?", "@USER Yep , no other campaign's fans are as ... rudely fanatical . You can criticize any of the others , and their people will even concede you have a point but say their person is the best choice . I've had 1 reasonable discussion w / a BS person . Exactly 1 ."], "response": "@USER I ’ ve had zero . Exactly zero . It always ends with their freak out and my block . But I ’ m sure they are rea Bernie supporters . It ’ s just a quirk if twitter .", "id": "twitter_1445"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["honestly i prefer my death over my life #depressionfeelslike #depression", "@USER I would rather say that I don't enjoy living , in fact , I hate having to live . And then there are the people around me , who wouldn't understand and possibly get traumatized if I would follow my wish of not having to live . Plus : It would make quite a mess if I had to do it myself ."], "response": "@USER @USER The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Life is beautiful Wish you Joy", "id": "twitter_1446"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Trans women are women . Trans men are men . Non-binary people are non-binary . All gender identities are valid . #LGBTHistoryMonth", "@USER As a straight white male , I agree 💯 . It may be foreign to me . But if I start with acceptance and compassion , I can see others can have different experiences that validate them . Live and let live .", "@USER @USER Up to and until it affects others . ", "@USER @USER Oh no . Someone somewhere said something that allowed you to justify your intolerance ."], "response": "@USER @USER Oh no someone said something that allowed you to show your intolerance whilst protesting their intolerance", "id": "twitter_1447"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The importance of getting their nails clipped ! See how the toes are twisting ? Don't wait to need a vet & anesthesia to get it done . Many neglect that part of grooming . You can't do it ? Ask a groomer or a vet . Regular walks also keeps them trimmed . ", "@USER @USER Melanie , you are the kind of people that make twitter a horrible place . You should be very proud of yourself .", "@USER @USER Noo ... she's only pointing out that nails need tending . That poor pups feet gotta be uncomfortable !", "@USER @USER @USER No sweetie . Read the response about my friend ’ s paws and go back to silence mode .", "@USER @USER @USER Well , sweetie , if you'd read the rest of the responses you would have seen this was all straightened out . Good bye ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh goodie , the person who didn ’ t read up on the facts and didn ’ t delete her rude tweet once she did is trying to school me on defending my friend . ", "id": "twitter_1448"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ ve honestly been trying to keep an open mind about what witnesses like John Bolton and Mick Mulvaney could tell us . But I don ’ t see how this vote to block witnesses is anything but an admission that what they'd say under oath would not be good for this President .", "@USER A trial without witnesses is a guilty plea ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No they did not , the Senate is the trial body and the house was just the impeachment hearings ...", "id": "twitter_1449"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Man , 19 , charged in three separate gunpoint carjackings across York and Peel regions ", "@USER When will the day come when people get fed up and start pointing guns back ? Crime isn't going away on its own ."], "response": "@USER @USER Come on Dave ! you know sheep will likely always be sheep . You know the drill when a criminal comes a calling , submit , beg for your life and curl up on the floor . 😉 Dammit ! I threw up in my mouth a little while typing that ..", "id": "twitter_1450"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hey @USER , What ever happened with “ H . R . 3671 ” aka the “ Off Fossil Fuels for a Better Future Act ” ? It was an amazing bill ( I just finished reading it ) , is it going to be voted on ? Any updates ? #OFFact #Tulsi2020 #ClimateChange @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Why ask her ... she ’ ll just vote “ present ” or not at all ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Man you're so funny . What an intelligent answer . 🐑 🐑 🐑", "id": "twitter_1451"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER You really have little depth , are you flailing now ?", "@USER @USER You're mistaking trolling for flailing . You're all SUPER invested in this trolling though , which gives me life , so I've stuck around .", "@USER @USER Anything to keep your from killing yourself , but then again you do want to starve millions and see a repeat of the Holocaust so I'm probably committing some sin by not letting you go save the world by offing yourself ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yep . You got me . I definitely just want to see a repeat of the holocaust and you are in no way being a drama queen .", "id": "twitter_1452"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In next 2 weeks , we will introduce a new program under Ehsaas . We will be giving cows to deserving women . For example , a lady here wants to buy a cow so she can use the milk at home & sell it as well . This is financial independence . PM @USER #EhsaasKafaalat", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s more than 1 hour I am stuck in traffic on ring road towards airport . No traffic control no traffic police ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER He wanted to tell the world he is heading towards the airport . Tag IK again next time u r constipated also , . 😁 😁 😁", "id": "twitter_1453"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This picture of @USER childhood says much about his behavior of today . While most of the friends he argues with today were kissing girls , Julius was dating boys . This also provides clarity on his love relationship with @USER #SONA2020 #SONADEBATE2020 ", "@USER @USER @USER They were no black gay ppl at that time bra it was existing in its original community of white ppl", "@USER @USER @USER If we had gay black men back then we would never be the majority race in the world when black men were making babies white men were busy with sodomy ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re winning brother , you managed to be racist and homophobic is one tweet . #winnng", "id": "twitter_1454"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Opps BEEN running this account . Glad it ’ s plain and clear that they ’ re flat out racists and cop sympathizers . ", "@USER and the red tape there means it's probably open for a reason . Smh"], "response": "@USER @USER Pretty sure it ’ s because protesters also super glued the cards wipers closed so people had to ride for free to get on lol", "id": "twitter_1455"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["TESLA'S SHANGHAI FACTORY WILL RESUME OPERATION ON MONDAY", "@USER @USER They used me as their source", "@USER @USER You realize the Chinese media released it ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Lol I figured but doesn ’ t carry over well here in these twitter streets", "id": "twitter_1456"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER so cloud voice has gone down again - I never got a response from you the other day either . Seriously shocking service from BT these days", "@USER @USER Same problem here , C . V team not even answering the phone to report the fault .", "@USER @USER slowly regretting the day I moved to cloudvoice all you get is sorry . It's costing me orders but BT don't care with their millions in profit"], "response": "@USER @USER Totally agree , we have had major issues since migrating to CV in October . I have just had it confirmed to me by a Tier 2 support member that there is indeed a M . S . O within the BT CV network , even BT's phones are down", "id": "twitter_1457"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Black women defending Megan Thee Stallion dating G Eazy but have they stopped to consider how EAZY it is for the white man to lock up our fellow black G ’ s ? Smh ", "@USER Y ’ all are really mad that black men aren ’ t our only option .", "@USER @USER Nope . We only get mad if you try to come back .. stay tf over there and we cool af ... Our REAL sisters don't forget shit like this ... y'all are just slave fetishes ... but as you wish ! We don't want you once you've been defected anyway .. just go and don't say bye .. 😂 😂 fym ", "@USER You nor no person alive was a slave .", "@USER So go where you're going . You don't know me or what I've been thru so you can't say what I've been . Just go on your way . We don't need your explanation . Save it for your guy . I'm certain they appreciate the sympathizer in you . ", "@USER Yet one 1 in 3 black women are sexually assaulted before the age of 18 , and it's not by white men . But go off KANG . 😂 ", "@USER Listen . I ain't trying to save you . Go ahead . The door is ALL THE WAY OPEN ... but once they get you , they got you ... It's NASTY AF to lay with any of them . Women or men . ", "@USER @USER It's nasty as fuck to lay with them just because they're not your race ? C'mon nigga you gotta open your mind , black people sould be allowed to love and marry who they want to , stop with this mentality of the 80 ' s , you gotta move forward .", "@USER @USER I choose not to have selective memory when it comes down to MY people . I'd rather not put THEIR feelings ABOVE MY PEOPLE ! Black woman is the most beautiful on this planet .. my MEMORY and mentality go back much further than the 80 ' s Go swirl in peace .. we good .. just don't fw yo kind", "@USER @USER the hell do you mean by your people ? Blacks ? Most black people aren't even dwelling on stuff that centuries years ago with our ansestors , we blacks have to move forward , abandon whatever bitterness and anger you feel and move forward . Open your mind & set yourself free brother .", "@USER @USER Yeah ok ... the blacks YOU around are NOT the same ones IM around . 4 damn sho 😂 😂 😂 The only \" ADVANTAGE \" you get from integration is the mid-low income Negro gets the ones they don't want . The ONLY WAY you get a \" respected \" european is a BAG ! Other than that , ... just another ..", "@USER @USER So the black you're around are still agitated and mad over stuff that happend with our ancestors over hundred years ago ? So wait .. The blacks you're around frown at interracial marriages ... wow , i'm so speechless .", "@USER @USER This dude is a energy vampire , don't feed into his negativity . He's miserable , let him be that way ."], "response": "@USER @USER He is miserable and as a fellow black person , i feel so sorry for him , he's afraid of something and doesn't want to admit it . He's against something that he KNOWs will never end & he still chooses to carry the load of something that happened centuries ago", "id": "twitter_1458"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#IACaucuses this evening ! Have been reaching out to everyone in my relational list to say Happy Caucus Day ! 💫 and make sure they know their precinct caucus locations . A long dog walk planned for this afternoon , and then on to IC24 caucus site ! #PhaseFour #Pete2020 ", "@USER Enjoy the walk and thanks to your dogs for helping spread the #TeamPete love !"], "response": "@USER They are #bold and #excellent Pete supporters ! Their contributions of #substance today will include taking for seeing I get long walk , going to crates with , having to wait until I come home from caucus . and ROTR , baby !", "id": "twitter_1459"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This isn ’ t an isolated incident . Chinese theft of American talent & IP is a serious and systemic problem . We published a Permanent Subcmte on Investigations rpt on this just last fall . Legislation is in the works to address this issue . ", "China ’ s talent & IP theft exploits U . S . taxpayers , undermines our higher Ed system & threatens our nat ’ l security . See our PSI report from last fall for more on this issue : "], "response": "@USER that #OSU bemoans scholars / researchers / thieves from China taking their talents - AND STOLEN RESEARCH back to China ! Hell , they stole research from Children's Hospital . ", "id": "twitter_1460"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We're aware of a problem currently impacting EA and EA Help services , so you may have trouble reaching us . We're working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible and we'll keep you informed .", "@USER I want a 99 TOTY Messi as compensation . Send it to JackCameron 2011 PS4 account please @USER - My son will be over the moon . I ’ ve just pinky promised him this compensation . Please don ’ t make me a bad father ! #eahelp #fifa20 #FUT20"], "response": "@USER @USER Someone has taken my comment seriously and went to @USER with it 😂 . I don ’ t understand people who don ’ t understand sarcasm . He even blurred out my Michael Myers mask to keep my anonymity 😂 #choosingbeggars #reddit #literal ", "id": "twitter_1461"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Frank Lampard has arrived for today ’ s #LEICHE press conference ! 📲 Watch live on the 5th Stand app now ! ", "Frank Lampard reports the transfer window is 95 per cent shut for Chelsea and there is no deal for most of the players there have been speculation over , including a move out for Olivier Giroud . #LEICHE"], "response": "@USER Could have done with a new LB a striker and a midfielder and possibly a winger even Sheffield United signed quality and we have absolutely fuck all #MarinaGOut", "id": "twitter_1462"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If I have learned anything from the usual press gallery members who have not spoken a word about attacks on press freedoms by RCMP in the Wet ’ suwet ’ en Yintah , media exclusion zones are a totally acceptable practice in a free and democratic Canadian society . ", "@USER @USER @USER Which is fine , except then they should have to explain what the safety * concern * is . And honestly , we put reporters in freakin ' WAR ZONES . Are they saying unarmed protesters are more dangerous than Iraq right now ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry dude ... that was that you hear so much about .", "id": "twitter_1463"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I'm enjoying the last bit of fireplace season before it's spring again in Texas . ", "@USER That ’ s a nice fireplace when all the Fiat money becomes worthless you ’ ll be able to burn it to keep warm"], "response": "@USER When you ’ re from Philadelphia you ’ re always an optimist ", "id": "twitter_1464"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Something ’ s really been bugging me about this #thick trend . It ’ s being spread by people really upset that they lost ... Guys , if the folks who beat you are thick , what does that say about you ? Why would you want to advertise that you ’ d been outwitted by halfwits ?", "@USER I agree your gang and their right wing papers did a good job in persuading people “ we had no laws ” and the Eu ran us and Germany were in charge of us .. Johnson came up with some fab Eu big fat woppas and immigrants were their problem . You won - your lies won . the end"], "response": "@USER @USER Sorry Annie but not so , you may believe that but you are totally wrong . I believe you have absolutely no idea except for the propaganda you swallowed without knowing any other ...", "id": "twitter_1465"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A woman was shot 15 times yesterday and men are blaming women for the poor choices they , as a whole , continue to make . You guys need to hold each other accountable and stop blaming victims , when men , as a whole , need to do and be better ", "@USER @USER Its both on the women to make better decisions and stop ignoring the signs ! But also men need to hold accountability for each other as well", "@USER @USER Because we all date people we know will kill us .. 🙄", "@USER @USER I mean we all do cuz you never know what a MF is capable of . But I feel like theres always SIGNS that yall ignore !", "@USER @USER You ’ re dead wrong and I feel sorry for any woman around you . Women get killed for leaving everyday . You don ’ t have a valid point here and you ’ re continuing to blame women instead of the men who are responsible . You should seek help", "@USER @USER How is woman have to not ignore signs not a valid point ? ? I never said men weren't suppose to be held accountable . All I said is WE ALL HAVE TO TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY . I know a few woman who unfortunately lost their lives for trying to leave but this is after 2kids and 6blk eyes wym", "@USER @USER You sound very willfully ignorant . Leave , and then what ? ? ? Like to address ONE issue with your argument .. you think leaving = safety ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Youre not understanding apparently . What I'm saying is leaving at the first sign of unsafety = safety AND THERES ALWAYS SIGNS ! ! !", "id": "twitter_1466"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["With 10 minutes to go , we can spend the time counting the brain cells of this Leave voter - who has not one single solitary clue what she voted for or why , or what she thinks will happen . We f * ckin DESPAIR ! ", "@USER There's more of that here . Thick as mince ! "], "response": "@USER @USER Send help quick please . Can ’ t believe such an important decision was left to these people . God help us European", "id": "twitter_1467"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER appalling service again . 4b 30 minutes late yet again . 3 out of 3 this week .", "@USER @USER It's all the appalling people who insist on clogging the roads up by driving their private cars even though they have other options ( I appreciate not all do ) . Have you considered an electric bike ? Total game-changer for me .", "@USER @USER @USER Tony is right . need to put on a third extra buses than routes require in an attempt to stick to their schedule , and they still fail.Why ? ... Traffic . Hence the need for #ConnectingOxford", "@USER @USER @USER Also this ... why the hell do we allow on-street parking on a main arterial route ? This causes delays even when the roads are quiet . Urban clearways or red routes on every road served by buses would do wonders for timetable reliability . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER D'uh ! Because every shop there has a business model that fully depends on each and every customer driving there and parking their own private car . The businesses would all fail if customers had to walk more than 5 metres from where they had parked .", "id": "twitter_1468"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Ohh ya , the Irish freedom party how are they doing so far ? 👍", "@USER @USER @USER This lovely lady too did you get my message during your election I am interfering . ", "@USER @USER @USER Have no fear , their new Sinn Fein / Fianna Fail government is going to make multiculturalism work , LOL ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's sounds as tho you really really don't want multiculturalism to work , what's wrong ? Don't you want to bring the nationalist and unionist communities in NI closer together ? 😂 😂", "id": "twitter_1469"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The @USER guidance on flavored e-cigarettes takes effect today . The Administration broke its promise to remove all flavored e-cigarettes from the market . While some flavors will be removed from shelves , this guidance is a win for tobacco companies at the expense of kids ’ health", "FACT : Under @USER ’ s guidance , thousands of flavored e-cigarettes will remain on the shelves . These products will remain widely available + easily accessible to kids , including : • Disposable e-cigs • Flavored e-liquid • Refillable pods • Menthol pods ", "FACT : Flavored products are fueling the youth e-cigarette epidemic . 97 % of youth who use e-cigs use flavored products , + 70 % of teen users attribute their use entirely to flavors . ", "FACT : E-cigarettes are highly addictive . The @USER and other health experts have confirmed that no level of nicotine is safe for kids . Nicotine addiction can harm adolescent brain development , affecting kids ’ learning , memory , + attention span . ", "FACT : Youth e-cigarette users are more likely to use traditional cigarettes . ", "FACT : The @USER recently concluded--despite tobacco company claims to the contrary--that there is “ inadequate evidence ” that e-cigarettes increase smoking cessation . ", "FACT : @USER launched @USER in 2019 to support states and cities in their efforts to get rid of flavored e-cigarettes . Since then , places like Massachusetts , New Jersey , and New York City have done exactly that . And they will inspire others to do the same .", "We must ensure that we don ’ t lose another generation of kids to nicotine addiction . We will continue to stand proudly with communities across the country that are leading this fight ."], "response": "@USER I don't remember any particular generation being \" lost to nicotine addiction \" . I remember the AIDS crisis , and the opioid epidemic , but nicotine addiction ... not ringing any bells . Must have been some cover-up . Thanks for bringing it to my attention .", "id": "twitter_1470"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Lakewood baker at center of Supreme Court case to write memoir ", "@USER Good for him , I ’ m sure it will be a best seller . All you libs high fiveing about burning it , you have to buy it first .", "@USER He should title it “ This Book is a Cake ” Then everyone would have to buy it ."], "response": "@USER In an age where all the cry bullies are breaking their necks to boycott people they have cultural / political disagreements with , he has flipped the script to the point , buying a damn cake from this guy is imperative and vital to validating their lifestyle .", "id": "twitter_1471"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Unifor has put up barricades at the Co-op cardlock north of the city on beam road @USER #yxe ", "Two RCMP cruisers just showed up and officers are talking to the FCL employees inside the barricade", "At some blockades , they let people in every so often , but not this one . Unifor members said nobody is getting gas today .", "Saskatoon city police just arrived on the scene ", "When asked if this was just for today or will be extending into tomorrow Unifor members said they weren ’ t sure how long the barricades would stay up", "Another RCMP cruiser just showed up , to recap that is now 3 RCMP cruisers , 1city police and a white truck parked in between them for some reason ", "Hold on a beat , there is a fourth RCMP cruiser here parked in the WGI parking lot across the street", "A car of about five Unifor members took off a few minutes ago , maybe going for breakfast or something , I don ’ t know how these things work , but now my car is entirely too close to the barricade I probably look like I ’ m helping block ", "It did spark an idea tho , why not bring out a barbecue and have a little cook out while barricading . Keep the people fed and at the site all day", "City police just left , I guess the four RCMP cruisers have things covered", "The Unifor members in the Alberta-plated Durango just got back , Tim ’ s in hand , so breakfast was on the mind . But why weren ’ t they supporting a local coffee shop ... just kidding"], "response": "@USER Wonder where they get their fuel from for that timmies run .", "id": "twitter_1472"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["On March 7 , Roberto Luongo's # 1 jersey will be raised to the rafters of @USER . Get your tickets for the special night & view a career retrospective of one of the game's greatest goaltenders . > > ", "@USER @USER Are there any seats available for that night ?", "@USER @USER Yes ! You can purchase tickets here - "], "response": "@USER @USER Sorry I should have used a hashtag like or #whenwasthelastsellout I would love to be there but it is not in the cards . Congrats Bobby Lou though !", "id": "twitter_1473"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["More promotion of our Clinical excellence pathways launch . We ’ ve been in the community hub today talking to all of our point of care staff and shouting out about how proud we are to be part of this excellence initiative ! @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER It was a lovely surprise to see you both today , smile , chocolate an encouraging word and sticker definitely made me feel better xx", "@USER @USER @USER Lovely to see you too Caroline ! ! And thank you for being so kind ! Always ready for smiles and chocolate if you ever need cheering up xxx"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 👆 🏼 absolutely couldn ’ t of said it better ! What matters to you ... your team and people who smile at you and shine positivity ! #lookaftereachother #leader", "id": "twitter_1474"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Welcome to Frank ’ s Spin the Bottle , a game show where we spin and you win . See our official rules here : ", "Put Frank ’ s on oatmeal . No spare oatmeal sitting around ? K . Us either . Just try it on another weird food then and tell us with #FranksSweepstakes for a chance to when free Frank ’ s K ? K . ( 17/100 )"], "response": "@USER I just tried @USER on creamed corn ... ! ! ! #FranksSweepstakes", "id": "twitter_1475"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER More of this and inject it into my veins please !", "@USER @USER I think the @USER team has plenty more in store ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I especially loved it when he violated the 4th amendment rights of young black men in NYC ! #stopandfrisk #BloombergIsRepublican #BloombergIsARacist", "id": "twitter_1476"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My 11 year just nearly had a heart attack when he saw the exit polls in Iowa saying health care was the number one issue . “ Not climate change ? ” he moans . “ It ’ s like the the house is on fire and all people care about is doing renovations . ”", "@USER My 9 - year-old starts foaming at the mouth & tries to kick everyone in the nuts every time a stupid Democrat like @USER comes on television and tells the world that we are all going to die unless we vote for Democrats and do whatever they say after we give them our guns .", "@USER @USER Your 9 - year-old sounds like a future serial killer , but cool .", "@USER @USER @USER Or a member of Antifa ? That's more sarcasm . I am sure your nine year old is a lovely child .", "@USER @USER @USER I don't have a 9 - year-old , but you tried , dear . E for Effort . Also , Antifa ... ? Um , no . I'm a real person . 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Wow ... your really are dence . I know you don't have a 9 year old . You should try talking to real people every now and then ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER When you try to call someone stupid but can't actually spell the synonym you use . #Dense", "id": "twitter_1477"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Who are some of the women on twitter whose voices you think aren't heard enough and should have more followers ?", "@USER @USER is pretty damn good . @USER is a wryly funny Brit . is priceless ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry #notsorry but Are Absolutely Clueless - COMPLETELY Wrong abt American Political History #GOP #PartyOfLincoln", "id": "twitter_1478"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It is my opinion , based on the law and facts , that additional testimony is unnecessary in this case .", "For the sake of argument , one could assume everything attributable to John Bolton is accurate and still the House case would fall well below the standards to remove a president from office ."], "response": "@USER Considering bribery was explicitly enumerated as an impeachable offense in the constitution , I ’ m sure the framers would absolutely agree that this falls “ well below ” the standards for removal .", "id": "twitter_1479"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I think I figured it out I had the bright idea of incorporating a diet pill into my daily regimen . Naltrexone SR . Let me just tell you this was about the time my depression skyrocketed . I was also prescribed an anti depressant , which I am already on", "so I skipped the doubling up . Mainly because I am on the highest dose anyway . So in true Tracie fashion , I leapt before I looked . I didn't care what it cost , $ $ or mentally . As a result , everyone suffered . Not just me .", "But , I think I am trough the storm . I am back to sarcasm and cussing . ( Not that you probably noticed ) I don't even have a sinus headache today . I am still consulting a doctor though for all things considered . As my 101 yr old grandmother would say , \" Onward and upward ! \""], "response": "@USER Wow ... that ’ s a full day ! ! ! the day isn ’ t over yet 😂", "id": "twitter_1480"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Who's bored of GW26 already ? 🤚 Plan your GW27 teams early with this handy , VERY accurate tool ... Richarlison Triple Captain for me ( against Arsenal ) with my VC on TAA 🤣 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗲 ? @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER You win 😏 Rashford being fed by Fernandes 🔥", "@USER @USER @USER rashford ’ s has been injured for the past month and is expected to come back in around 2 months ... someone doesn ’ t watch much football"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm literally a united fan Mr Smith 🤣", "id": "twitter_1481"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Right , I know it's late , but I wanted to send out a follow Friday . @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the #FF mention Hayla ! 💕 I'll pass it along to a few friends ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks SJ , I missed this , had guests for the weekend . Happy Sunday to "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for putting me on your #AwesomeList and being one of my #AwesomeFriends I wish you an day ", "id": "twitter_1482"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A2 : I feel that the cultural costs of slack is teacher resentment . When some teachers are growing all the time to benefit their students and some just do what is expected , resentment sets in when those that \" slack \" are not held accountable . #leadupchat", "@USER Nothing worse than being on a team where you are told to “ slow down ” because you are making others “ look bad . ” It ’ s happened to me and it is infuriating ! I work hard to celebrate the good in education . This is a chronic issue that must be addressed . #leadupchat"], "response": "@USER I could not agree more . My wife is a principal and we were literally having a conversation about her schools PD yesterday before this chat started . Teachers were frustrated that many Ts were NOT doing anything when others were .", "id": "twitter_1483"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Jane Fonda comes to DC every week , protests for climate change awareness and gets arrested every week . I respect that . #Oscars", "@USER I respect that rich white celebrity can fly anywhere and get arrested as much as she wants to without legal , financial or employment Consequences . Also white privilege is systemic and jailing minorities for minor offenses means America is racist . You ’ re an absolute clown .", "@USER I am sure you really do care . Bless your heart .", "@USER Out of of the two of us , I ’ m the only one not making the case for rich white celebs treating felony arrest like a joke . Have any more math or reading jokes for the poor and uneducated ( people targeted for arrest the most ) , Wajahat ?"], "response": "@USER @USER And this is the \" genius \" who went on @USER to make fun of how stupid and his supporters are . #NoSelfAwareness", "id": "twitter_1484"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Protestant denominations struggle ( among other things ) with reformation-envy , with the desire to find modernists / liberals within the church to purge . Some don't feel safe unless they can point to the liberals who need to be removed .", "@USER That's a valid consideration . Fighting for a cause provides a ton of meaning in a world desperate for purpose . Couldn't the same be said of modern social justice advocates ? Couldn't CRM-envy be producing a desire to find systemic racism where none exists ?"], "response": "@USER @USER ... And if be willing to bet , in your \" system \" where \" no racism \" is embedded , NO BLACK PEOPLE RESIDE , EITHER . #Ignorance", "id": "twitter_1485"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is how Indonesia is Battling #Coronarivus They call it disinfection . How is your country battling the Epidemic ? #coronovirusoutbreak ", "@USER Does anyone know what they are spraying on those people ? Seems it won't prevent them from coughing ? #coronavirus #Coronovirusoutbreak", "@USER @USER Its Something for Desinfection . Of course it wont stop you coughing ! What did you expect ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I was being sarcastic as Person-to-person spread is thought to occur mainly via respiratory droplets produced when an infected person coughs or sneezes", "id": "twitter_1486"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS . He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he ’ s joining them now . He ’ s now officially a member of the resistance & should be expelled from the @USER .", "@USER @USER There is a movement in Utah to get him unseated ! ! @USER is LOATHED in Utah ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER NARRATOR : Heather lived a shallow , sheltered life in her Grandma's basement .", "id": "twitter_1487"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Does @USER understand how ineffectual bear spray is against an intruder with a gun ?", "@USER @USER @USER What about a bear with a gun ?", "@USER @USER @USER Good point . Thanks for pointing out a flaw in my defensive plan . I will address that promptly ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ You guys just don't get it . Have you not been listening to the anti gun groups ? Bears and intruders aren't there to hurt you and you can always just yell really loud for help then just sit and wait patiently . 😜", "id": "twitter_1488"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : Suspected terror attack on Streatham High Road was an ‘ Islamist ’ incident - @USER .", "@USER @USER And here was me thinking it was those extreme Christians again .", "@USER @USER @USER There ’ s no link between the IRA and Christianity but you go ahead and generalise an entire terrorist group as Christians but we do the same with Islamic terrorists and suddenly we ’ re labelled Islamophobic / Xenophobic / Racist ? The double standard here is amazing , please continue ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm pointing out the double standard and you complain about the double standard .", "id": "twitter_1489"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Remember : our \" crazy idea \" of universal health care is a reality in : Australia Austria Belgium Canada Chile Czech Rep . Denmark Finland France Germany Greece Hungary Iceland Israel Italy Japan Netherlands New Zealand Norway Poland Portugal S . Korea Spain Sweden Switz . Turkey U . K .", "@USER @USER germany isn't communist i should know cause i live there"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm assuming you missed his wink at the end", "id": "twitter_1490"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My friend just sent me this by @USER without realising that I was planning on spending the day sorting through my seeds and organising by month ! ", "@USER Once you get into it , it's an enjoyable activity ! Finished mine at the weekend :)"], "response": "@USER @USER One of the exciting gardening activities one can do . Planning and organising always leads to very enjoyable day dreaming . Excellent for improving mental health at the tail end of a dark winter for me 😀 #depression", "id": "twitter_1491"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["CNN ’ s @USER will lead the show . @USER , chief politics reporter for the Register , and @USER , president of the Iowa-based polling firm Selzer & Co . , which conducts the #IowaPoll , will also participate . Here's how to watch live . ", "The Des Moines Register , CNN and Selzer & Co . have made the decision to not release the final installment of the CNN / Des Moines Register / Mediacom poll as planned this evening . A note from our editor : "], "response": "@USER Gee , I wonder what the REAL reason is . We know why .", "id": "twitter_1492"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Lebanese is a nationality but that's on behalf of her grandparents ... she was born and raised in Colombia which is a country in latin america , therefore she is latina . 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️", "@USER @USER @USER So you're saying a person who is ethnically Arab who is born in Colombia would be a Latina ? #AskingForAFriend ", "@USER @USER @USER Lol gosh you're goofy . Shakira is latina because of where she was born . It's as simple as that and there's no debating it . #TheMoreYouKnow 🤡 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER When you have to resort to ad hominem you've lost your argument ... So you're saying \" Latina \" actually is an umbrella statement to all immigrants of any race that are born in \" Latin \" America even if they are Arab & live in Spain ... good to know . 🤔 #ByeFelicia ", "id": "twitter_1493"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["THREAD about last night's #IowaCaucuses : 1 . Bernie is the national frontrunner and there is no reason for this debacle to slow him down . 2 . Our campaign expands when it focusses on the issues that matter most to people and harnesses the loving power of #NotMeUs .", "@USER I'd love if Bernie Sanders became President , but as with Jeremy Corbyn in the UK , the establishment machine , both democrat and republican , will attack him in any way they can . ", "@USER @USER Bernie is a significantly better candidate than Corbyn ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah , well Bernie-hating opponents have accused him of being anti-semitic , so he must be a racist 😛", "id": "twitter_1494"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER That , is what yours truly , a Member , a Man who happens to be gay , who is a #Bipolar #Stoner with #Epilepsy , yet despite being a , is currently on the ,", "@USER @USER @USER with too much time on my hands , & too much love in my heart , for my , country , for my party , & for my fellow human * beings has , after many years of dreaming , dreaming , & dreaming , here , on #Insiders #Timeline #AusVotes2020"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER * Do you like that one & , it literally just popped into my head ? ' I've got #too much #time in my #hands , & in my , too much for my , too much for my Party", "id": "twitter_1495"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Wow . Just , wow . The last twelve seconds got me good . ", "@USER How did you make it to the last 12 seconds 😢", "@USER Ha , valid point . That ’ s when I became a total wreck ."], "response": "@USER I watched it all just because you said last 12 seconds .", "id": "twitter_1496"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#Depression is a leading cause of disability worldwide . Depression can be treated . The first step is talking #LetsTalk #TimeToTalk ", "Depression can happen to anybody . If you think you have #depression , seek help . #LetsTalk #TimeToTalk ", "Living with someone with #depression ? Here are 7 ways you can help #LetsTalk #TimeToTalk ", "#Depression is not a sign of weakness . #LetsTalk , never be afraid to ask for help . #TimeToTalk "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER #depression #LetsTalk ~ I am the LORD , the God of all mankind ! Is anything impossible to me ? Jer , 32:27 ~ Truly you have formed my inmost being ; you knit me in my mother's womb . I give you thanks that I am fearfully , wonderfully made ; wonderful are your works . My soul also ...", "id": "twitter_1497"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["1/2 As someone who has been an educator for over twenty years , I can tell you that most issues in public schools are NOT education issues . They are poverty issues . Teachers can do miracles at school to help students learn as much as they can , but we can't go home with them .", "2/2 We can't make sure someone pays attention to them , that they're read to & helped with their homework , that they get enough to eat & get enough sleep , make sure they take their meds if they have them . If every kid had these things , you'd be amazed what they could do at school .", "@USER I ’ d also agree / argue that mental health is becoming a prevalent issue at younger ages , and unfortunately we as educators are not mental health professionals", "@USER We do our best but when a kid is so dysregulated it ’ s hard to even think about teaching or heir learning ... you ’ re just trying to keep them safe", "@USER I have a couple of fifth grade boys who are known as \" trouble makers \" who will stop me in the hall to hug me if they see me . I have made sure they know that I care about them and will go to bat for them . That's been more meaningful than a lot of what I've taught them academically", "@USER I mean a lot of what we do is plant seeds and hope one day they remember a teacher who cared and then turn into good people and reach their fullest potential . I also know I leave work every night and just feel EXHAUSTED . I just don ’ t know what to do to meet their needs sometimes"], "response": "@USER Good god I can ’ t spell at all , I swear im better than this", "id": "twitter_1498"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Preposterous report . The evening was joyous and well behaved . Remainer journalists just cannot contain their inbuilt anti-Brexit bias > > Brexit party ' like Punch and Judy show ' as toxic mood persists ", "@USER Oh no it wasn't ! Everyone was having a fab time . All jubilant and well behaved . People from all over the world there too from what I saw !"], "response": "@USER @USER It seemed like a huge celebration to me , i wish i could have been there . #Patriotism 🇬 🇧 🇬 🇧 🇬 ", "id": "twitter_1499"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Become a @USER Cardmember and you ’ ll get a $ 50 Statement Credit with your 1st purchase within 3 months . ", "@USER Thanks for sharing the link ! It's always nice to get a $ 50 statement credit . Make sure to follow us for future perks and benefits if you aren't already . #BeReferredByMark * Miranda"], "response": "@USER My first personalized hashtag , thank you and thank you ! :) #DiscoverCard #CustomerService", "id": "twitter_1500"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". Finally got to the end of my Chapstick . Its a first for me .", "@USER you should put a fortune when you reach the end of the stick . A bit disappointing reaching the end to find nothing . #ChapStickChallenge ."], "response": "@USER @USER How about it ’ s cause good birds 🐦 gotta get their beaks moisturized on occasion ? ? #birdsgottasticktogether ✨ ✨ ✨ 🐦 ", "id": "twitter_1501"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Since 2008 , more than 60,000 veterans have taken their own lives . more than those lost in the Vietnam War . We haven ’ t made ANY headway in policy change during that timeframe . Not Democrats not Republicans . They would rather fight each other . #Veterans #VeteranSuicide #TwentyTwo", "@USER What is the difference that are boys went through during World War I , World War II and Korea versus Vietnam in the Persian Gulf war ’ s ?", "@USER Vaguely : Vietnam : agent orange . Since then and including vietnam ... Middle East wars fuck with your head more ... don ’ t know who ’ s the enemy until they ’ re shooting at you , paranoia over IEDS , kids and woman being used ."], "response": "@USER How could you not go forward with nightmares , flashbacks of this shit . My father was it want to adjust and live out his life , but we all knew he had The Darkside that is a live through , when I asked his only words were I did it so you didn ’ t have to ! a Vet Today", "id": "twitter_1502"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The reason big government wants @USER out is because he is trying to cut their agency budgets . Under non-delegation doctrine Federal agencies would not be allowed to make regulations posing as laws . ", "@USER @USER They ’ re already not allowed , it ’ s called the constitution . Congress creates a Bill and the Executive signs it into law . Regulations from unelected bureaucrats are illegitimate , as is most of this government !", "@USER @USER @USER Tell Obama that . Throughout his presidency , he consistently went around Congress and did whatever the hell he wanted to do ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for that , I would have never known .", "id": "twitter_1503"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Scottish independence referendum : Sturgeon speaks for SNP , not Scotland – Brian Wilson This is spot on . @USER @USER DO NOT speak for all of Scotland . @USER get your acts together ! Stand up for the majority ", "@USER @USER @USER Stand up for the majority ... You do know that there was a GENERAL ALECTION recently , and the MAJORITY voted for SNP ...", "@USER @USER @USER The majority you say ? You only got 45 % of those who voted . Christ , you could barely get over 30 % of the electorate "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Aye & yet they still lost to The SNP really badly , fucking Muppets . Now their trying to tell SNP they don't have a majority when they do , fucking is hilarious . If they have a problem about the voting system them change it , campaign for change so that it's easier to vote .", "id": "twitter_1504"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["you can truly dodge a bullet with men by inquiring to reschedule a first date day of and seeing how they respond ", "@USER If I had received this cancellation and I had just showered and was getting ready , there would be no rescheduling . How people treat you at the beginning is the best they ever will . The text would have been \" No thanks , but best of luck with the launch . \" You both lucked out .", "@USER @USER Opinions like yours underscore exactly why ppl need a partner that can match their energy . If I have an important business opportunity that I'd been working toward open up for me there's no way I'd put it off for a first date GTFOH", "@USER @USER Who said you should ? Just be prepared for the person to pass on rescheduling if you cancel last minute via text and keep it moving .", "@USER @USER You said I should , your reaction / response to the scenario implies as much", "@USER @USER How you do something is as important as what you do . In her shoes I would have picked up the phone , expressed my own disappointment , apologised and suggest a reschedule , knowing they didn't owe me one . At the very least don't put him on blast like he's the bad guy .", "@USER @USER I mean an actual phone call not a text . I'm old school ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Omg ! ! .. I am in awe of you . Ms Fayola , your coherence , and the depth of your well-travelled wisdom on this thread , is simply impressive ! Now that's peak emotional intelligence . Kudos woman !", "id": "twitter_1505"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Tara I Retweeted it cos I hear him 😂 😂 the quick money is over there Genesis 😭", "@USER @USER I been working hard on the beats when I could be beating off and getting paid ? ? looool"], "response": "@USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 think you ’ ve just given me an idea on how to fund my next project ..", "id": "twitter_1506"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sing it with me tweeties because I'm really worried about a bunch of you ... Thirty days has September , April , June and November . All the rest have thirty-one , Excepting FEBRUARY alone , And that has twenty-eight days clear And TWENTY-NINE in each leap year .", "@USER A poll was done in the US where 16 % of Americans thought chocolate milk came from ... BROWN COWS ! #mathishard #stupidityisforever", "@USER @USER Another 20 % think the world is flat . 🤣"], "response": "@USER @USER Well if it wasn't flat I wouldn't be able to store my maple syrup & crown Royal near the edge . Just sayin ... Monday . 🤣 🤣 🤣 🇨 🇦 ‍ ️ ", "id": "twitter_1507"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Congratulations to the Queensland police for keeping an open mind and awaiting proper evidence , including the possibility that Rowan Baxter might have been “ driven too far . ” But note the misplaced outrage . How dare police deviate from the feminist script of seeking excuses ...", "@USER Not since Rolf Harris has an Aussie been so unworthy of an OAM", "@USER @USER You take that bout poor Rolf , he is a fine gentlemen , have you considered Rolfs point of view ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Rolf was such a great musician and painter , right ? Mustn't let anything overshadow that . ( )", "id": "twitter_1508"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["At my house we use the word γογγύζω , bc its funny to pronounce when we are talking about grumbling . Then on sunday , pastor preached on John 6 were the people are grumbling and used the greek word . My 5 year old took notice and drew this picture of the sermon : ", "@USER How do you pronounce that word in American ? 😀", "@USER sort of like gongouzo . i think . my greek is terrible ."], "response": "@USER @USER You should ask Steven Anderson ( the IFB guy that “ stalks ” @USER and ) . I hear he knows how to speak greek .", "id": "twitter_1509"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Oh no ... I can't bear it . the warmth and dignity with which they say goodbye to us and we in turn wave pathetic little flags . I am so deeply deeply sad and feel closer to the EU now than I ever have .", "@USER But debbie lives here because of its comparatively low tax rates .", "@USER @USER Who is Debbie ? Note the capital at the start of a name too you thick imbecile ."], "response": "@USER @USER The pet name of Deborah and the lower case ' d ' were quite deliberate . I am sure she won't lose any sleep over it . What's your concern you incredibly polite and sensible young man ?", "id": "twitter_1510"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You ’ d think at least Dominic fucking Cummings would be happy but no ", "@USER Toxic combination : unelected + unaccountable + not very approachable"], "response": "@USER @USER Like our old partners of the last 47 years .", "id": "twitter_1511"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I have signed the pledge by Labour Campaign for Trans Rights . Here's my full statement : #TransRightsAreHumanRights #Newsnight ", "@USER Yeah , I'm gonna calling hate groups that organise against me and people like me hate groups . Why sign if you're too cowardly to call out bigotry ?", "@USER @USER please point out the hatred in Women's Place and LGB alliance stance .", "@USER @USER I highly doubt you're asking in good faith but just in case here's some things for you to look through : ", "@USER @USER as just one example of the journalistic rigour of the this piece ... There were no men protesting in Brighton and literally next sentence says there were a dozen . Great fact based piece", "@USER @USER I assume you're referring to this ? I'm pretty sure a bit of basic reading comprehension would tell you is the writer saying that they we're not a group of men , as in some transphobic reports of the event , but a group of mixed gender trans and cis people with a minority of men . ", "@USER @USER I've seen the video ... Calling people cis is akin to misgendering . please stop", "@USER @USER Tell that to radical trans activists like ... checks notes ... Facebook , TheOxford English Dictionary and ... oh , medical academics since the 90 ' s ", "@USER @USER @USER Dictionary definitions aren't offensive eh ? Hmm , what are your thoughts on #woman ? ", "@USER @USER @USER Not offensive in the slightest , the way you use it it's loaded with dogwhistles which I have issues with , but on a basic level it's fine . Given the same dictionary describes trans women as women are you offended ? ", "@USER @USER @USER I honestly find it hilarious that you think this definition is like a cross to a vampire to us , it's you're bigotry that's offensive not the dictionary ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER \" bigotry \" ... right ... and yet , you're the one misgendering ppl in this thread . Dictionary definitions are ONLY offensive if used by non-trans persons are using them . Totally #logical . #catch22 ", "id": "twitter_1512"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["My kids get education in premier Govt institutions at Rs 2lakh per year which cost 30 - 50 lakh per year anywhere in the world I avail of various amenities & a comfortable life in India Shd I cribe for few thousand tax money I pay ? Can't we see it as contribution for our nation ?", "@USER @USER Please specify secondary education college or post graduation course also which premier govt institution provides education at 2 lakhs which costs 30 to 50 lakhs abroad and the specific course ? ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Omg how unpatriotic are you for asking such a question . When we tell you this gov is great , don't ask for specific answers", "id": "twitter_1513"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Brands , don't you think it's kinda silly to have your DMs open for consumers contact you if you are just going to push them to a form on your website ?", "@USER Right ? Save your customers time by putting the link to contact you in your bio if you're just going to auto-reply a DM with a link to a form . That's just rude . #TodTip : Don't be rude , especially to prospects and customers .", "@USER @USER Why not do both ? Most consumers won't look up your profile , so why not have all bases covered ?", "@USER @USER If all you ever do with DM is send automated replies you ain't doin ' it right . But good point . Give your customers many ways to connect to make it convenient and easy for them .", "@USER @USER Depending on size / operation of the brand , Twitter isn't financially worth supporting beyond basic CS integration . It's easy enough to train someone to do it right , but it is rare companies have taken that step unless customer care is a core value ."], "response": "@USER @USER Customer care being a rare core value just doesn't seem right .", "id": "twitter_1514"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["😂 🤣 😅 What is he doing 🤣 from : @USER wakuwakuPet ", "@USER \" That #Dog Is #It ! That Dog Is #LIT ! . At Big Ol ' House ! Lapping Up & . ing Off . Yup . Poor America . Poor . I really do feel . s ! \" ! ! @USER @USER"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER At least this #dog's #tanline are #real ... Really . ? :) tanlines are real ...", "id": "twitter_1515"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["THE INDIANA PACERS ARE NOT TRADING MYLES TURNER", "@USER His impact must go wayyy beyond the box score 😒 ", "@USER @USER It'd be great if those had helped us win the game or were a reliable source of points this season in general , considering he's shooting 35 % on over 4 attempts a game 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ They look nice when they go in though . If he had a physical presence inside he could score off of ORebs , js ."], "response": "@USER @USER What a unique point of view : Turner ’ s points don ’ t help the Pacers win ! If they win , it ’ s because of others . If they lose , it ’ s Turner ’ s fault .", "id": "twitter_1516"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So , I have issues keeping my shirts tucked in thanks to my girls up top ( pulls out the tail of my shirts ) . As a response to this , I have procured thigh garters . These things are ridiculous , & yet somehow legitimately work like they ’ re supposed to . So yea , here ’ s a humorous photo . ", "@USER And suddenly .. just like that . I have #DaddyIssues but ima bout to get the subscription to this #Daddy "], "response": "@USER The is that the lady in the GIF kinda looks like your #babe @USER aka #SorcerousSupreme to me .. at least I think she does . #ICouldBeWrong", "id": "twitter_1517"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Apparently the UK is getting hit by the worst storm we ’ ve had in 7 years ! ! ! Which basically means it ’ s going to be VERY windy ... ", "@USER Hopefully Prof X is coming with her ! ", "@USER 😂 we are so dramatic now . They ’ ve cancelled trains and events before even seeing if it is that bad 🤦 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️ 🤷 ‍ ️ you ’ d think we were getting a tornado or a hurricane . Other countries must constantly laugh at us !"], "response": "@USER Not so much Britain more #Mediocre Britain ps #TrainToBusan on tonight 23:15", "id": "twitter_1518"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Do you keep hearing about virtual production and want to know more ? @USER has a bunch of talks on the subject , including from @USER , @USER and ", "@USER @USER @USER I keep hearing about it , but why is every photo of this technology always highlighting this motorcycle ? "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Without that cycle the whole thing breaks apart . Its an amazing piece of tech but relying on that is it ’ s only downside . Baby steps I guess . At least it ’ s a mobile solution 😂", "id": "twitter_1519"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Hey @USER how is this great news ? We used to get a free beverage after 60 gallons & now you upped it to 80 . Why belittle the IQ of your customers ? ", "@USER Hello Tim . We are committed to providing you with great value with SmartPay . To ensure we can continue to offer great savings , the free drink threshold will change to 80 gallons beginning 02/20 / 20 . Thanks for your participation ."], "response": "@USER @USER Wow . That ’ s a great perk . Just buy 80 gallons of gas to get a free drink that costs pennies ! Sign me up please !", "id": "twitter_1520"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Remember the time Chester threw his guitar on stage and it almost hit Mike ? Maybe he was trying to kill him for all the years of bullying ... 🤔", "@USER What ? Are you kidding or are you serious ?"], "response": "@USER I was gonna put to it , but I felt it's obvious 😅 sorry if that came out wrong ofc I'm just kidding", "id": "twitter_1521"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We may have a smaller fan base and smaller budget but no club in Scottish football deserves to be cheated like Accies did . A yellow card for this challenge then the same player ( Griffiths ) goes on to get our player sent off 5 mins after when we go 1-0 up . Shocking @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER guessing Celtic players are allowed to do as they please . Poor refereeing showed that he is spineless . Money on if that had been a Hamilton player it was a red card all day long ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You have a rangers player punching a celtic player who didn ’ t get booked fir it in yer profile pic ffs 😂 😂", "id": "twitter_1522"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I bet the people who stand up on planes as soon as it lands are the same people who put milk in a bowl before their cereal !", "@USER I ’ ll take landing standers over gate crowders when their group is nowhere near being called ."], "response": "@USER @USER But Joey I'm group 8 and they just called First Class . If I wait they will give away my luggage space", "id": "twitter_1523"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Trump's lawyers are arguing that the impeachment proceedings began with the FBI's application for FISA surveillance of Carter Page ?", "@USER @USER Only wrong in a factual kind of way , I suppose .", "@USER @USER Wasn't there something about false 302s filed against Carter Page , then some of the same items used to entrap Flynn ? And start of the bogus Mueller investigation predicated on that ?", "@USER @USER @USER nothing you said is correct . stop reading right wing blogs", "@USER @USER @USER WHATABOUT < entirely unrelated bullshit ken vogel article > also , lol , writing an op-ed . fuck off vogelite .", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s all related . You just don ’ t know it yet . 😎 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER that they can never discuss , just block . Here ’ s what my reply was : You might want to do a Twitter date search back to October when his name became public . From HOUSE TESTIMONY . Just because you didn ’ t know , doesn ’ t mean it didn ’ t happen . You ’ ve been lied to . #WalkAway", "id": "twitter_1524"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We're back for the exciting conclusion ( hopefully ) of 2nd reading of #ATXLDC . It's time to take another step forward to address some of #ATX's most significant challenges . It's well past time . #ATXCouncil ", "Down to the last traunch of #ATXLDC amendments . #CodeTraunch ", "Well done , #ATXCouncil . 2nd Reading of #ATXLDC in the books . Let's get together again after #sxsw and finish this thing up so we can get to the fun part . ", "BTW I'd suggest well over 90 % of the proposed code text and zoning map is unchanged since early October . So I , for one , have had plenty of time to vet and consider what was before #ATXCouncil at 2nd Reading . #ATXLDC", "I have also heard been ' lobbied ' on #ATXLDC by way more non-profit , community advocacy , and neighborhood groups than corporate lobbyists . I suspect the same is true for others ."], "response": "@USER It ’ s only been nine months since staff received policy direction . Why are we railroading this through ?", "id": "twitter_1525"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER and @USER dont deserve #bb13 trophy . They didnt clear their relationship status . Call friend and then go under blanket to do nasty things . @USER", "Even #sana has no self respect . She cant be the woman with the trophy where woman empowerment is obvious like the countries like India , Bangladesh or Pakistan and so on countries . #shshameonyou"], "response": "@USER did everything . #debate #fight #aggression He has made his journey worthy creating a HUGe fan following . 👌 He took ur show seriously and played it with patience . ❤ @USER @USER", "id": "twitter_1526"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When all your local news is replaced by lobbyist propaganda and disinformation mills owned by Moldovan shell companies , at least you'll be able to say you tweeted \" learn to code \" at some laid-off reporters .", "@USER most of us who still have jobs kind of know how to code anyway or at least talk to people who do", "@USER Jokes on them , I can do really dumb stuff with Python .", "@USER I can make Excel do things that make programmers nervous"], "response": "@USER @USER I used VBA for excel to make the 3270 emulator do the things the actual mainframe programmers couldn't even understand . That was a decade ago , now I'm a COBOL developer", "id": "twitter_1527"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In retrospect , it seems impossible to overstate the cultural damage done by SOUTH PARK , the show that portrayed earnestness as the only sin and taught that mockery is the ultimate inoculation against all criticism", "@USER At least you never get in the gutter ... "], "response": "@USER @USER Equating sporadic parody and bawdry humor on one's Twitter profile to a decade's-long popular cartoon that's had an ENORMOUS cultural influence ? Yeah , I guess that's right .", "id": "twitter_1528"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Want to turn one tweet into Maple Leafs tickets ? Follow @USER - @USER has 150 tickets to every home game . #FansGoFurther ", "@USER @USER I GIVE AWAY 150 TICKETS FOR EVERY @USER HOME GAME . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER love to get to a game", "id": "twitter_1529"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Look it up . You do know how to read don ’ t you 🤔", "@USER @USER I ’ m just going to sit back and let you keep tweeting . I ’ m thoroughly enjoying myself . ", "@USER @USER Typical libtard . You know absolutely nothing about politics do you . You are an idiot"], "response": "@USER @USER Yes , you clearly have superior intelligence . Please keep dropping your knowledge on me . ", "id": "twitter_1530"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["It's Thursday ... LET'S DO THIS ! Lift up your fellow writers just like this girl is this owl ! ! ! @USER @USER @USER #writerslift ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Marc . This should keep me happy until tomorrow . Also , I'll pass on the #writerslift to ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks , Eaton . ❤ ️ 😘 That owl is melting my sappy little heart . #WriterLift #ThursdayMotivation #WritingCommunity ", "@USER @USER @USER Honestly , Hedwig gave the best lift of any owl . ❤ ️ did owls right . Passing the #writerslift on ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Ooh thank you Lisa . I willl accept and pass on to :", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you H . L . ! I'll pass on the #writerslift to ", "@USER @USER @USER I made your favorite list ? 🥰 So many faves ... here we go ! ( whoops )", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s so hard to choose favorites . I ’ ll give it a go !", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you ! I am honored to be on your list of favorites ! This is difficult because I don't want to leave anyone out 😬 My faves : "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for putting me on your #AwesomeList of all your #AwesomeFriends and I wish everyone an day ", "id": "twitter_1531"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Remember the Alamo ? Neither race nor reason , simple occupation can be coloured both ; that is important remembrance . ", "@USER Why Are These Poachers Treated With Velvet Gloves ?", "@USER Because they can . If you could get rewarded for commenting me , you would . Use correct denunciation , or else we will"], "response": "@USER Ohhh Quick response to My tweet ... 4 years ! 🤣 🤪 🤔", "id": "twitter_1532"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["$ 9 for a hot pretzel ? ! ! That ’ s what we paid for a ticket to the game . #Sabres ", "@USER @USER In Edmonton your pay 100 bucks to get in . Beer is 14 bucks ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So like $ 20 to get in , and free beer in the states ?", "id": "twitter_1533"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER So you think hallucinations brought on by sensory deprivation is natural ? 😂 😂 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Define what you mean by \" natural \"", "@USER @USER @USER If you have to force your body to do it , it's not natural . Not that hard a concept . 🤦 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER @USER It isn't a natural bodily process . If you are hallucinating for no reason there is something wrong neurologically .", "@USER @USER @USER Alzheimer ’ s is natural and brings on hallucinations . Parkinson ’ s is natural and brings on hallucinations .", "@USER @USER @USER They are abnormal conditions . HEALTHY individuals do NOT just have hallucinations for no reason . What part of that do you not understand ?", "@USER @USER @USER But do normal healthy people fall asleep ? ! ? 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You omitted the fact they occur naturally and aren ’ t necessarily indicative of disease or abnormal health . From your source ... ", "id": "twitter_1534"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER Wow that looks incredible , gutted I'm not in London today with my Camera 📸", "@USER @USER @USER Glad it doesn't look like that actually . I don't think I would have enough saliva to spit on all those flags . Pitiful little isolationist and xenophobic country we have become ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why be trapped inside the EU when there's the whole world to trade with . Do you have an issue with non Europeans ?", "id": "twitter_1535"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I really , really hate that we ’ re in a moment that involves demanding people share their personal business / identity / trauma as a way of defending their rights — to create , to participate , to exist .", "Yes , people try to claim authority where they have none . And sometimes they take up space better filled by someone who can speak from experience . But demanding someone share their PRIVATE LIFE as some kind of purity litmus test ? This is not the way .", "As a writer I try to stay in my lane , but also make sure my books reflect the world around me / reality . As an agent , I do my best to help clients do the same . But I HATE that we have to talk about how they might have to defend their right to tell their own story", "And look I get that it ’ s not as simple as saying “ ok everyone just stay in your lane and play nice ! ” But I feel we are creating a dangerous environment when trauma has to be proved and identity validated"], "response": "@USER I feel that . I have #ptsd #arthritis #sleepapena I feel like it puts agents off me", "id": "twitter_1536"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Well , here we go , #Willex . Tori's throat hasn't even healed yet ... her baby barley knows her ... she just buried her brother ... But she's totally ready to return to work soon . ", "@USER Writers : We need an actress . Zoe : oké . Writers : Great storyline . Zoe : I ’ m pregnant . Writers : Starts writing unrealistic . Me : This is RIDICULOUS !", "@USER Yeah , not all sold on ZV's pregnancy being a major issue . Her contract was only 5-6 months , reportedly . I think H & A might normally just be this bad lol ."], "response": "@USER I ’ m sure the network invested money into genetic manipulation to get Zoe back as a straight woman .", "id": "twitter_1537"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Apparently there is no law against ‘ Shaking your groove thing ’ at stoplights . I ’ m super happy I made the police officer next to me smile ( laugh ) whatever ... 👍 🤚 ", "@USER omg I wish I could have seen this ! ! 😂 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER I do it a lot . First time right beside an undercover cop . 😂 🙏", "id": "twitter_1538"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s time to revolutionize the EU budget . Instead of national contributions , we need own resources ( e . g . a tax on big internet platforms or big polluters ) . It ’ s the only way to defend our 🇪 🇺 interests in a world dominated by “ empires ” like the US & China.https :/ / t.co/EU0wcYtqty", "@USER The only thing we will ever hear from Brussels is ' more Brussels ' , we understand that . But please note the majority of the Dutch voted against this EU , as did other . You do not speak in our name . Some countries are so fed up they left . That is your legacy . This ever expanding ...", "@USER @USER Does Netherlands understand where they are in comparison with “ empires ” like the US & China ? Does Netherlands are completely self sufficient ?", "@USER @USER Straw man , practically no one is against economic cooperation , for that a majority would be easy . That however is held hostage to force ideological points down member states ' throats like open borders and giving up soverntny . For that there is no majority and Brussels knows it .", "@USER @USER ` open borders and giving up sovereignty ` - observe the UK to see how ` borders and sovereignty ` will be regained .", "@USER @USER How do you see the UK ending up in such dire straits if they are allowed to trade normally like now ?", "@USER @USER The UK cannot trade ` normally like now ` without alignment ( only for business purposes ) to the EU rules and regulations . ", "@USER @USER OK if the UK does not want to align then they sort themselves out . But the original dispute under Cameron was they wanted that just control over their borders which was perfectly reasonable . This EU is a tied-in sale of what countries obviously want with something a majority ...", "@USER @USER Cameron has wanted more - ` something ` to do with money , tax havens and etc . The UK still have no cap for none-EU immigration and are happy about the fact #SpoilerAlert : negotiation of trade deals with various counties", "@USER @USER The main reason that thses things are an issue is because Brussels knows other states will want the same thing . So why not give it to everyone ? B / c they would be out of a job . This is about petty politics at the expense of the peoples of Europe and it's time we put a stop to it .", "@USER @USER ` other states will want ` . Anti-Europeanism is quite old ideology . There were 100s of European politicians familiar with and in favour of . Sanity has preserved European Unity . ", "@USER @USER That is not anti-europeanism , that is taking the cooperation in Europe of as far as member states are conformable to take it . If you had a valid counter point , you would have made it by now . You know I'm right .", "@USER @USER Euroscepticism is hijacked by anti-Europeanism ( Love Europe hate EU ) . Eurosceptics won ` t inflict self damage to very own countries for ` sovereignty econ prosperity ` reasons . Brexit is geopolitical and military choice , not economical one . All my convo with you is MY VALID point .", "@USER @USER Except for the fact that's not how this went down . The UK left after Merkel unilaterally invited 2 million people and then shoved them down everyone's throat through a majority vote for the first time , stopping the unanimous votes of before . That custom was abandoned to shove ...", "@USER @USER foreigners across borders , a flagrant transgression of sovernty . That's how this went down and people have not forgotten , although this is conspicuously absent from the news .", "@USER @USER Thanks Mr . Obvious . Xenophobia has played a massive role in Brexit . Same time , Xenophobia is used as a tool by US anti-Europeanists since the US is ` more diverse society ` ( - ghetto society IMHO ) . Anyway , there will be benefits for the EU in 40 years from those 2 mill invitees .", "@USER @USER Guarding the borders is not xenofobic , it the duty of the state . You are terribly misguided about this . Homo sapiens is a nasty primate and mixing groups has not gone particularly well 100 % of the time , to put it mildly ."], "response": "@USER @USER ` terribly misguided about this ` No ! I ` m bloody not , since I know Tower of Babel narrative !", "id": "twitter_1539"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Taking advantage of the fact most of their viewers didn ’ t actually hear the senate Q and A , CNN , MSNBC and some other media willfully distorted my answers . More to Come", "They characterized my argument as if I had said that if a president believes that his re-election was in the national interest , he can do anything . I said nothing like that , as anyone who actually heard what I said can attest ."], "response": "@USER Perhaps your intellect would be better used at choosing your #RetirementHome ... perhaps a #memoryCare facility because the IS in fact exactly what you said . Read it back to yourself / listen to the tapes ( there ’ s a familiar tune )", "id": "twitter_1540"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Republicans are the Boy Who Cried Socialism . They have done it so frequently and so dishonestly it has lost its power as a slur . Sanders can not only mock this kind of tired red baiting , he can jujitsu it to expose our system's true guiding logic : Socialism for the Super Rich ", "@USER I love sharing this with right wingers and corporate centrists that fear monger about the scary s-word : ", "@USER @USER Your party is dead . Socialism killed it . Go home .", "@USER @USER Pretty weak response there , but what I'd expect from an anonymous troll that can't even define ' Socialism ' and used the word to attack Obama for a decade !"], "response": "@USER @USER Socialism is dead . Your own party is doing everything possible to stop it . #mngop #hotboysforbernie", "id": "twitter_1541"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["To everyone who doesn ’ t understand anything about dog shows : Just because one breed is more popular than another , doesn ’ t mean that they should automatically win . All of the dogs in that lineup last night were absolutely stunning . Respect the judge ’ s decision . #DanielWasRobbed ", "@USER Oh for pete's sake , it was a lighthearted tweet . 🙄"], "response": "@USER @USER Dog shows are disgusting . These dogs are parades around like K9 sex symbols then are exploited for their reproductive parts , eggs & seamen collected abd sold or these dogs are bred against their choice and their offspring sold to the highest bidder . THIS IS K9 SLAVERY", "id": "twitter_1542"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Being alive is one of those things that just keeps getting worse the longer I do it . #depressionfeelslike #DepressionIsReal #fucklife", "@USER The source of Joy lives in your heart , connect with it Wish you Joy", "@USER I've never known joy . I'm just waiting to die . I hate life and my heart is empty ."], "response": "@USER We see pain and sorrow everywhere in the world , most of us act as if we are happy We seek true love and joy in the world , there's none in it Once you realise the source of #LoveAndJoy lives in your heart , Life becomes beautiful Wish you Joy", "id": "twitter_1543"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m Not Sure Why I Wasn ’ t A Consultant on that Commercial . 😁 ", "@USER Better yet ! why was I not in it 😳"], "response": "@USER @USER 😂 ... if all of u would have been included in this ad , there wouldn ’ t have been any open parking spots", "id": "twitter_1544"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Packing begins ... Next up , New Zealand ! ✈ ️ Excited ! 😀 ", "@USER The book Rahane is taking with him on this Kiwi tour is The Inner Game of Tennis by W Timothy Gallwey . The book is about overcoming self-doubt , nervousness , and lapses of concentration that can keep a player away from winning . An essential in any sport ."], "response": "@USER @USER Why don't we call you COMPUTER yet #salute I wish I could have brain like you", "id": "twitter_1545"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#Warren has been served with receipt after receipt of the ugliness of her followers and surrogates and staff on twitter today . Anybody think @USER or @USER will cover this ? ", "@USER @USER @USER I keep tweeting them this . Pass it on . Collection of the ugliest tweets ever . Keepin ' It Clean - an archive project by - Google Photos "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The lovely \" liberal \" centrists . I'm sure msnbc will do a special on this Brown shirts seem to be the neolibs not so-called Bernie Bros .", "id": "twitter_1546"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mark my words , they are rigging this thing ... what a mess . This is why people don ’ t want the #Dems running our county . #meltdown", "@USER We need to forget about Russia and worry about the DNC ."], "response": "@USER @USER I I hate to tell you but only delusional white people think that Iowa matters for Democratic Election .", "id": "twitter_1547"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My 11 year just nearly had a heart attack when he saw the exit polls in Iowa saying health care was the number one issue . “ Not climate change ? ” he moans . “ It ’ s like the the house is on fire and all people care about is doing renovations . ”", "@USER My precocious 2 yr old read Chris Murphy's tweet and told me she is glad that I don't make garbage up on twitter and attribute it to her . Baby Dumpling also said she feels sad for Murphy's son for his dad using him to advance a global economic agenda . Then we had ice cream .", "@USER @USER My 11 month old just scolded me for trying to attribute the bulk of climate change to pollutants originating from first world countries . He corrected my faulty assertions & decried exploiting children as message bearers for agenda driven topics . His words . Really ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER My three boys thanked me for not attributing spineless mumbo jumbo to them . Then in unison they shouted #Epsteindidntkillhimself They are good kids .", "id": "twitter_1548"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I'm a South Indian and I feel offended in Gurugram ! I'm paying 150 for 2 idlies which are not even idlies exactly ! I totally get why Stalin ayya protested against Hindi imposition ! Give us good idly sambhar , we will keep quiet .", "@USER As u can suggest 1000s of authentic north indian restaurants in south , the same way there are plenty of authentic south indian food restaurants in Delhi NCR . South Indian cuisine is one of my favs so I can bet on this . So either u can be offended or just use a little google", "@USER @USER Ohh ! ! That was totally invisible . Should have written it better", "@USER @USER It was better . That is why it is called Sarcasm . Don't you think ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I don't think so . May be I am wrong . I will work on my ' understanding the sarcasm ' skills", "id": "twitter_1549"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["But this presser was about much more than #UCF's 2020 class . Heupel was asked about the progress that McKenzie Milton has made in his recovery . \" I don't think any of us can appreciate how far he actually has come and the mental toughness it takes . \" ", "@USER Anyone else concerned about heupels recruiting last two years ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Yeah , I hate coaches who lose three seniors and a junior at the defensive tackle position and still have a team among top in the nation in TFLs .", "id": "twitter_1550"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Court told Frydenberg ineligible for parliament because of mother's Hungarian citizenship ", "@USER Too arrogant to get it sorted when he became aware of the issue .", "@USER @USER He should have checked before he even stood for Parliament"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You ’ re kidding - he ’ s a liberal . They rule !", "id": "twitter_1551"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Boy Scouts file for bankruptcy protection due to sex-abuse lawsuits ", "@USER Let us be honest here . It isn't just because of the sex abuse lawsuits . It is because they became woke and started letting girls in and now their numbers are a fraction of what they used to be , so no revenue coming in to fight the lawsuits ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yep , Boy Scouts started letting girls in on Feb 1st 2019 . 11 months later they are bankrupt .", "id": "twitter_1552"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Mayor Pete ’ s Iowa app was changing votes . That is election fraud . Clear and simple . CNN : ", "@USER @USER Who ’ s going to jail for this ? ? I ’ ve heard bullshit tantrums about Russia for 4 years when it ’ s been these HRC nuggets subverting democracy the whole time ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But it's just a co-incidence that the Dem party dropped the app it's used several times for the one developed by HC people Yeah sick of Russia bullshit . HC interfered in 2016 . Question is she still at it ? To be determined .", "id": "twitter_1553"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Just catching up on the uproar around Baylor's chapel service yesterday . I have several thoughts but I think I'll save most of them and share the two most pressing .", "@USER @USER Was thinking about your experience , and then my son ’ s experience ( long before you ): for whom it could be said chapel was an exercise in groupthink", "@USER @USER I suppose it contributed to helping him move away from Jesus for a season of life"], "response": "@USER @USER I'm concerned that the student ( s ) involved in the most recent incident are being coached by a national movement - civil disobedience and free speech .", "id": "twitter_1554"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#WritingCommunity #WriterLift Follow these wonderful women on this Wednesday @USER @USER @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you adding more amazing women to your list - 👈 🏻 👈 🏻 👈 ️ "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you Adrianne ! ❤ ️ 😘 I was 😴 when you posted ; sorry to be late . #women #woohoo ", "id": "twitter_1555"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Me to wife : So do you wanna watch [ cartoon ] or listen to this video on Social Justice in the PCA while we work on this paperwork ? Wife : I would much rather watch a cartoon 🤷 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️ This may be an indicator I've been watching too many videos like that today 😆", "@USER Sounds like my wife . It's funny , sometimes people think she must be abused by me given my political views . Meanwhile I'm doing dishes , cleaning the bathroom , and cooking dinner as she picks what we do that night . 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Haven ’ t you heard ? The whole Ascol family is FV . 😂 Actually , my wife would prefer the SJ video . I love my wife !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh , I know . I was at the Founders Southeast Conference . Soooo FV !", "id": "twitter_1556"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Correction Jen does have a job . She ’ s a wife , a mom and avid Chanel shopper . #RHONJ", "@USER A mom of five kids ! Trying doing that for a week Margaret 😘", "@USER @USER I did it with 4 ❤ ️ in my 20 ’ s but granted I had full time live in help , just like Jen . 😜 💕 💋 👧", "@USER @USER @USER Really ? ! ? Ya ’ ll are bragging about live ins ? ? I would be Embarrassed ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER isn ’ t bragging . She is making a point that Jennifer has paid assistance .", "id": "twitter_1557"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Life was so much better in the 90s withno social media . This post is disgusting , anything for money to post 9 peoples lives last moments . I pray for this evil world 🙏 🏽", "@USER @USER As you ’ re posting on social media … 😐"], "response": "@USER @USER Certain things should be kept private , especially for a family that's grieving 🙄", "id": "twitter_1558"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We have two political parties in America . One proudly stands for big government , big budget deficits , big trade deficits , and cheap money , and the other stands for Socialism .", "@USER What is \" cheap money \" and which republicans stand for it ?", "@USER The opposite of hard money , which was what Ronald Reagan stood for . It's a central bank that keeps interest rates artificially low and monetizes government debt ( AKA QE ) ."], "response": "@USER @USER Ronald Reagan was working with Nixon's mess of taking the US off the gold standard . Even then , \" hard \" money was still \" cheap . \" They never went back because they didn't want the party to end , and now everyone is too drunk to drive home . :-p You and @USER are right .", "id": "twitter_1559"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["So I'm really going to go to sleep soon , but before I do , I have a request to make . Anybody up for a quick battle of intellect ? You'll probably beat me today , but tbh I like losing sometimes . It's a little reminder for me that I can do better . So any takers ? Chirp , chirp", "@USER Cool . I'm not sure how to get it going . Any ideas ?", "@USER Ok . Favorite tree . Favorite seafood . Favorite place you've been . Number one place you want to go . And what are you doing tonight . Do you have any plans ? #Imjustsaying", "@USER Hawthorne . Crab . WA . Singapore . Tonight I am watching \" the other guys \" . You ?"], "response": "@USER You can't do it wrong if you're doing it with .", "id": "twitter_1560"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I know today is a controversial day with Iowa and I really don ’ t want to add to that so I ’ ll take a break from politics just to say Fruity Pebbles is by far the best cereal ever created and nothing else compares to it and please don ’ t comment on this thank you .", "@USER @USER Personally I'm a Lucky Charms mixed with Honey Nut Cheerios"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wait ! I love both of them but mixing them 🤯", "id": "twitter_1561"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER #congratulations you've made it to the @USER #newsletter . Nicely done .", "@USER @USER @USER Do you recognize the mysterious friend who recommends us UpCloud 😉 ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well , I only said that has been doing a job , they haven't disappointed me , they provide a great bang for buck ratio and their helpdesk doesn't suck . As bonus I'm administering an SMTP server there as well . I'm glad you liked it .", "id": "twitter_1562"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The New York Times launched the #1619project , a collection of essays , criticism and art about how the America that we know today didn't start in 1776 - - it started in August 1619 , when a ship carrying enslaved Africans landed in Virginia .", "@USER This is such a great series and I appreciate all the racists replying to this tweet so I can easily figure out who to block ."], "response": "@USER @USER This is such a great comment from a White Liberal Savior , who , since I am obviously incapable of being offended , stands in the gap and gets offended for me ! What would I ever do without you ? ", "id": "twitter_1563"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I spent my young life watching widowed aunts dancing with each other at family dos . It never occurred to me it was odd . It just was . If two men dance with each other , so what ? Think of the kids watching ? They don't care . You have to teach them prejudice ... #LateLate #LateLateShow", "@USER Do you ever get off Twitter ? It's actually sad how much you tweet , fishing for likes constantly . #embarrassing", "@USER @USER Why does it bother you so much ?", "@USER @USER Every time I click on something that is trending , Philip Nolan is sure to have an opinion and I could predict exactly what it'll be like ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Do you not see the in this statement ? You ’ re like the lad who says “ yer man is an alcoholic , he ’ s in the pub every time I am . ”", "id": "twitter_1564"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The fact that #Colin , #Schengen and #Schiphol are all trending in the UK is making me think that maybe , just maybe , Brexiteers didn't know what they were voting for after all ... 🤔", "@USER The fact that Remainers have jumped all over a tweet by #Colin , makes me think they haven ’ t seen this yet 👇 ", "@USER You should probably take that up with #Colin ."], "response": "@USER Why ? I ’ m enjoying all the ‘ told you so ’ messages from people that don ’ t realise the UK isn ’ t part of Schengen , or that Schiphol has no plans to change procedures because of Brexit 🍿 #Colin", "id": "twitter_1565"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 she will give us Sumit and Sona lollipop ... and we will all be like this 👇 🏽 ", "@USER @USER @USER Dun tell me we are gonna get Sumit and Sona ka angle ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But there was a script that leaked that said Sumit hugs Sona ... I can completely imagine Auntyji posting that hug ka photo and then tagging it as ... and then the FD will be one fire ... ", "id": "twitter_1566"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Franmil Reyes is playing left field during batting practice and his teammates are giving him a hard time about his defense . Francisco Lindor screams every time a ball is hit Reyes ’ way , then mimics his footwork and laughs .", "( He was fine out there , it ’ s batting practice . He ’ s just an easy target for the team ’ s jokesters . )", "No one was laughing at Franmil Reyes at the plate , though . Home run after home run after home run during batting practice ."], "response": "@USER Oh great ... so now our pitchers stink ! ! ! #ugh", "id": "twitter_1567"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER If y'all decide to flee , please keep us in mind to take with you . I don't wanna be left behind . 🥺 🥰 🙏 P . L . E . A . S . E !", "@USER @USER @USER Flees ? Don't even talk about it ... You're making me itch ... ", "@USER @USER @USER What About #Cooties ? ! ( This is the 1st #Meme that my 7 year-old Granddaughter , Alena , made a few Months Ago . ) 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 ", "@USER @USER @USER She ’ s very very good only 7 ! ! Great job"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank You She is an #Intelligent , , #Principled , , , , , & Resister . Can You tell She is the Apple of her Grandma's Eye ? ! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 ", "id": "twitter_1568"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Ok , a hint for new doctors . The consultants work here long term as do the nursing staff , allied health , admin , maintenance ... Don't be trying that game where you smile sweetly to the bosses and pull rank on everyone else . The bosses WILL find out . 🤨 #OperateWithRespect", "@USER Luckily it ’ s unheard of for consultants to pull rank on other healthcare workers ."], "response": "@USER I note the 😉 . And we are working hard on that aspect too , via #OperateWithRespect Good bosses will insist on respectful communication at * all * levels - ", "id": "twitter_1569"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Really liked what @USER just said on @USER . Measured . Mature . Very strong .", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t start kissing his ass now .", "@USER @USER @USER Dude he made a comment on something . Colin knows he's been critical of Baker for certain things and when Baker starts to do things opposite to that criticism Colin correctly points it out . It's called being a rational human being ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is twitter , there are no rational human beings here .", "id": "twitter_1570"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Right now at our nation ’ s Capitol . Minutes after the Senate voted for the biggest coverup in history . Thousands are chanting SHAME at the Senators who voted against witnesses , against documents , against a real trial . #SHAME ", "@USER Grief today . Tomorrow we continue our fight . We should never give up fighting for our democracy . Our children are depending on us . “ WE SHALL OVERCOME ” - MLK"], "response": "@USER @USER Fighting for \" Democracy \" by overthrowing the duly elected President ?", "id": "twitter_1571"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I see the expired feline Pictland-Hibernia bridge is back again . It's like it's new . I have the Luke Livingston Macassey costings from 1890 in a drawer somewhere . The notion outlives all english prime ministers and the current one is no different .", "@USER Wouldn't it be great if by some miracle the bridge is built by the English just in time for the Irish reunification and Scottish independence ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It could be the best piece of infrastructure in the EU , linking 2 EU Nations together , paid for by a 3rd World Country who hates the EU .", "id": "twitter_1572"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Tonight our UK changes for the better with Brexit.We will gain back our own independence being able to control our future.The freedom to trade globally and also with Europe making us all stronger ! 🇬 🇧 At 11pm tonight we should all move forward together as one ! 🇬 🇧 🇬", "@USER @USER Your meme game is bang average xxx oh and you think youre the first to point out what a silly meme it is ? \" You are special . You are beautiful and unique snowflake . You're not the same decaying organic matter as everything else . \" Chuck Palahniuk , almost 😂 ", "@USER @USER i do understand , having to face up to the reality that your views have not won in 3 elections and 1 referendum that it can be quite disappointing . "], "response": "@USER @USER of it well at least you weren't kicked out this time 🤔 🤔 🤔 😂 😂 British empire the sun never set 1 of these days you will be able to cross it on a bicycle ", "id": "twitter_1573"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Pre-sunrise run in #Prague listening to the sublime #Borders @USER @USER That sampling of the late Seamus Mallon ’ s voice on #AmISad though .. So poignant 💙 👏 ", "@USER @USER Thank u for checking it out 🙌 🏻"], "response": "@USER @USER I 💙 the album . So @USER says I can play my violin next time ? ! #Borders", "id": "twitter_1574"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is anti-British drivel of a high order . Was any of the licence fee used to produce something purely designed to demean us ? ", "@USER Can you point out anything that is historically inaccurate in this video Andrew ?", "@USER @USER Queen Victoria having sugar in her tea supported slavery ? Except slavery was abolished in the British Empire 4 years before her coronation and it was the British who took tea from China to India .", "@USER @USER @USER Slavery is still with us .. Its just called zero hour contracts , and the minimum wage 😕 😕 😕", "@USER @USER @USER Does the opportunity not exist to you where you live to become better educated & therefore better paid , if it does exist get on with life capitalise on those opportunities & stop bitching , if they dont exist , make them exist by moving to somewhere in which they do .", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for that .. I'm a support worker , and I enjoy helping others , and making a difference to their lives .. I work with service users with complex , and challenging behaviour .. I'm fortunate I have a pension , but I see caring workers doing an essential role for a pittance ..", "@USER @USER @USER Get your point perhaps we should all quit our poorly paid support roles , and leave the elderly and vulnerable to it .. 🙄"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Not ( all ) working in the care profession in spt / roles would leave the industry over low pay , nursing homes attract spt / workers with caring empathetic natures , not highly qualified high wage chasers , qualifications are secondary , thus positions are easily filled on a low rate", "id": "twitter_1575"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No disrespect to this servant-hearted wife , but this husband kinda sounds like a man-baby . I ’ m a grown man . I ’ ll pick my own clothes . I ’ m a better cook than my wife , and enjoy cooking . I love serving my wife with coffee and often breakfast . I love our equal co-parenting . ", "Though admittedly , I ’ m not great at ironing - so I ask for help if it ’ s an important event . and admittedly I ’ m not the best at folding laundry . But I love when we get to fold laundry together ! It goes by so much quicker , too !", "@USER Not my cup of tea . Being nearly 50/50 with as many of the day to day things as possible , helps create balance . If both people work , especially if they both have stressful jobs . It will stop future resentment", "@USER Yessir . Though I think some of the proponents of my quote tweet don't think women should be working outside the home .", "@USER I did assume that was also the mindset . Because no woman who works outside the home can e godly . Right ?", "@USER Women with careers are letting Satan win"], "response": "@USER Lol . I feel its necessary to", "id": "twitter_1576"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What I said was that there are 3 broad categories of relevant motive : 1 ) pure national interest ( help the military ) 2 ) pure corrupt motive ( get a kickback ) And 3 ) mixed motive ( help the national interest in a way that helps your reelection efforts ) ( MTC )", "I said that the 3rd was often the reality of politics and that helping one's own re-election efforts cannot — by itself — necessarily be deemed corrupt .", "@USER Keep digging . But you ’ re going to throw your back out ."], "response": "@USER @USER Says the sports reporter covering men who play games with inflatable balls to the internationally renown Harvard Constitutional law professor .", "id": "twitter_1577"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A valiant effort by the Rams falls just short . No . 5 @USER stays undefeated in conference play . ", "@USER @USER Yeah . They barely beat VCU . Take em down a couple ranks !", "@USER @USER @USER Winning on the road is a plus for any ranked team . You don ’ t drop in your ranking just cuz you ’ re in a close game . VCU is no slouch . You are either a VCU fan , or you just don ’ t care for UD . And don ’ t forget only 2 losses were on neutral court and in overtime ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Class of 93 . Go flyers . I forgot on the previous post .", "id": "twitter_1578"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I asked @USER simply to clarify his reasoning on a hypothetical “ right to return to Israel ” for Palestinian Arabs and their descendents . And a good thing I did ! Here is his clarification : ", "@USER @USER this is code for : Soros ' Deep State minions sat me down , reprimanded me for going off book , and told me what I'm supposed to say going forward . way to get your boy back in line , E !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Soros , that great champion of Israel and borders .", "id": "twitter_1579"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I assume there's another batch of Ganong Chicken Bone liqueur in stock ! @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER I had the honor of having a shot of last night ! I am searching now on how I can get some ! #Ganong #ChickenBones #liquor 🇨 🇦 ❤ ️ ", "@USER @USER @USER I have yet the opportunity to try it ! ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It literally taste like liquid #Ganong #chickenbone It is absolutely 🇨 🇦 ❤ ️", "id": "twitter_1580"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The beginning of the end for fossil fuels ... ", "@USER The end of fossil fuels is the end of industrial society . Hope we're ready for that .", "@USER @USER The complete opposite is true . Continuing to use fossil fuels would end indutrial civilization .", "@USER @USER Noooo . Both are true . Industrial civilization is doomed for various reasons and cannot be saved .", "@USER @USER Probabilities aside , am not a fatalist and don't think we are doomed . On the current trajectory , aye , everything is going to crash . That's if we keep acting as if humans have no agency and no ability to change their own trajectory .", "@USER @USER No it is pure physics that predicts this . Not any fatalistic desire to see the system fail . The complexity and size of economies scale directly with energy consumption . If energy consumption goes down , so too will size and complexity . #physics #1stLaw #2ndLaw", "@USER @USER I am fully aware of this . I just don't think fossil fuels are our only source of energy . Also the complexity side of this is different with the advent of automation and advanced computing , including things like AI etc . Complex interactions can be orchestrated with less energy .", "@USER @USER Anyway , am just heading out the door . Am not an optimist or a pessimist , it's just that I think we have the technical capacity to transition . This is about politics , not energy densities etc", "@USER @USER @USER Perhaps you ’ d prefer to discuss whether a transition is even required ? How ’ s your science background ? Talk to my PhD friend Ned . ", "@USER @USER @USER Ah right , you're an climate change denier . Am shocked . 😂 Ok that's enough from you ye clown"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER HA Twooty the science denier decides that somebody else's entire worldview is invalid because of science denial .", "id": "twitter_1581"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["They tried to impeach this . Well , they failed , and now the BEST IS YET TO COME ! #Trump2020Landslide ", "Bitchute for when ScrewTube ban me . #TheBestIsYetToCome #Trump2020Landslide "], "response": "@USER @USER #story #of The best is yet to come @USER", "id": "twitter_1582"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Runs into the room in his boxers and dives into bed behind her . In and instant hes under the blankets and curled up behind her . #hellsyes #heneedswidowsnuggles #offlinewithher", "@USER She grins as she wiggles her body to scoot back against her caveman until her backs against his chest . \" Goodnight handsome , love you . \" #SheNeedsHerManInBedWithHer #OfflineWithHim ♡"], "response": "@USER He kisses the nape of her neck and his arm draped around her waist and holds her close . #heneedstobewithhertoo #cavemanout", "id": "twitter_1583"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A picture of Nick Bosa crying on the sidelines . RT to make someone ’ s day . ", "@USER This man has worked his whole life to achieve one goal . So what he supports a different party . He was so close to his life goal and lost it . Give him some respect .", "@USER @USER Nope . It's not because he supports a different party , it's because he supports trash .", "@USER @USER @USER so if he supported mike pence we'd be good to go ?", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s getting really old when the right and the left put people down when they are at their low just for supporting the opposite party . Lets just grow up and still respect that he has spent his life working for this moment and let him be emotional without people coming at his life", "@USER @USER @USER Right or left . All athletes know how this feels .", "@USER @USER @USER gotta treat people as people first", "@USER @USER @USER The rank hypocrisy if that statement coming from a dumpster support is absolutely staggering .", "@USER @USER @USER not sure what a dumpster support is but don't think it applies to either one of us", "@USER @USER @USER dumpster supporter . He deserves no honorific , no respect on his given name and deserves only to be referred as a receptacle for all of the trash that he is and represents ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER It's easy to hate the people you don't like , it takes a big person , a leader to love everyone ... Even those your disagree with . Hating is easy . Loving opposition and bridging the Gap is where true leaders of the world are found . #truth #mondaythoughts", "id": "twitter_1584"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The same federal government that is threatening to veto an approved oilsands mine over CO2 emissions exempted a Quebec cement factory from federal environmental review , even though it emits 2 million tons of CO2 . Albertans are fed up with the double standards . ", "@USER I ’ m not good at math but I think 250000 barrels of oil will produce 87 million tons of CO2 per day when consumed . I think 87 million tons is more than 2 million tons . Was there some point you were trying to make ?", "@USER @USER You said it when consumed ? So why not punish the consumers ... like you . Carbon tax on everything consumed food , cloths , iPhones , bandwidth everything .", "@USER @USER I couldn ’ t agree with you more , the more consumers are made aware of their carbon footprint by putting areal cost on it the sooner they will do something to lessen it . I personally have reduced my own to the point that tripling my carbon tax would have minimal effect"], "response": "@USER @USER Good for you Terry I can ’ t wait for food to double and triple in cost . It will be a much better planet . Survival of the fittest eh Terry 👍 Once we make food real expensive we can have a large percentage of the population starve and less people mean less Carbon 👍 . ", "id": "twitter_1585"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Nothing will stave off eventual death . By definition , healthcare fails eventually . Because , well , we are living organisms .", "@USER @USER @USER In fairness to we should openly acknowledge the fact that 100 % of people taking pharmaceuticals will eventually die from things .", "@USER @USER @USER Right ? Stop delaying the inevitable , just close all the hospitals now ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Nice use of . I gotta start doing that .", "id": "twitter_1586"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I think @USER is gonna be my new numero uno because he thinks I ’ m a blast 💁 🏻 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER Aaaayyyyyeeee I ’ m the Hypemobile humie . I gatchu ! ! ! 😜 👌 🏼"], "response": "@USER @USER Oh ... OHHHH ! That ’ s how it ’ s gonna be ? My two bestfriends just gon ’ team up on me ? 😡", "id": "twitter_1587"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["People appear to be clumsily hitting the Yorkshire option when they obviously meant to vote Devon ;-) ", "@USER Poor old Cornwall getting a bum steer here ( although I guess they're a separate country , right ? )"], "response": "@USER @USER I'm suprised they didn't include Scotland in that ...", "id": "twitter_1588"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#fraud services by #Tatasky . When you are subscribing HD channels ... They are activating SD channels . After 24 hrs of complaint , there is no response other than blame that I have activated SD . Don't spoil name of #Tata . Please disconnect my connection and refund the balance .", "@USER We never like to see you leave us . Please be assured that your case is being looked into . You'll soon hear from us to get this fixed .", "@USER Trust me ... You guys can't . Otherwise it can't take 24 hrs . You guys are spoiling the name of the great #Tata . It's #service #Industry ... loses .", "@USER Resolving your issue is very important to us , and we will provide an effective resolution . Please hang on as we make arrangements to contact you at the earliest ."], "response": "@USER If it is ... It can't take 24 hrs . Please don't contact now . I am discontinuing your services . Thanks and #feeling for #Tata due to", "id": "twitter_1589"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER thank you for listening to our concerns about the damp and mould our neighbours have faced since last summer . Thank you for following this up with @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Hi Helen , I'm sorry to see this is happening . Please can you DM us your details or you can contact 0800 3 282 282 and press option 2 to speak to the correct contractors to raise the issue with them directly to investigate . Many thanks , Cs Team", "@USER @USER @USER Croydon Council will be contacting your Chief Executive this week about the lack of action on your part to repair all issues with leaking water in your building particularly those in electrical boxes . This needs to be dealt with now"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you . for taking the time on Saturday to see the squalor our neighbours have faced for over 6 months . We have been told the earliest this can be repaired by . is April 2020 #MondayMotivation ", "id": "twitter_1590"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is ridiculous @USER #trackpass not working after 3 corners of the new season . I expect to be receiving a refund if I miss the entire clash because your shit service doesn ’ t work #nascar #nascartrackpass", "@USER @USER @USER No sir . #TrackPass is the replacement of FansChoiceTV . The replacement for RaceView is the new NASCAR App ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER My point was that they couldn't get #RaceView to work either", "id": "twitter_1591"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["In chairing NSW upper house Education Committee , I have been thru scores of govt School Plans ( key directional document ) and only once found a school aiming at \" Achieving Academic Growth \" ! ! Most want \" engaged learners \" etc . It's incredible - they are not really schools anymore .", "@USER Academic excellence died a long time ago It ’ s all about conformity and everyone brought down to the lowest commons denominator . That is what the left does . In Qld the term pedagogical framework is used to embed mediocrity as it destroys Individuality & creativity of teachers"], "response": "@USER @USER Our schools need to teach our kids how to be the best “ influencers ” and to be self entitled and it ’ s all about me . The 3r ’ s and academic excellence is so outdated . Our future is in great hands .", "id": "twitter_1592"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["“ You will now take the oath of the warrior . Loyal . Brave . True . ” Watch the brand-new trailer for Disney ’ s #Mulan , in theaters March 27 . ", "@USER OMG I totes got goosebumps from watching this trailer . ❤ ️"], "response": "@USER @USER IKR my stomach was growling the first time i watch the trailer , and the same thing happened during the first two trailer ( or teaser ) as well #Mulan #is #fcking", "id": "twitter_1593"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Call me old fashioned ( which sounds very tasty 🥃 ) but I ’ ve never cared much for sarcasm in an argument . It ’ s * the * worst approach if you want to be listened to , let alone change someone ’ s mind .", "@USER Liking but also feeling convicted about all the times I ’ ve done this . :)", "@USER @USER No forgiveness until you come visit me in Germany . ( ignore the fact that I haven ’ t visited you in Florida in over ten years . )"], "response": "@USER @USER < — but see that wasn ’ t in an argument . It ’ s an invitation to hospitality ! !", "id": "twitter_1594"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Holy hatbox ! ! ! I've just driven on the new bit of great northern hway north of Muchea . Its an actual road ! ! ! I didn't have to drive half off the road to avoid the pot holes . I'm beside myself 😭 😆 🤯 ", "@USER NO potholes . And a passing lane . And shoulders . And a centre bit . And lights . I am beside myself . 😭 😁"], "response": "@USER @USER Am just about to experience the ‘ pleasure ’ drive for the first time ! Didn ’ t kiss the blue metal but took this happysnap to tantalise the tastebuds of those yet to experience it . 🤤 ", "id": "twitter_1595"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : Rush Limbaugh , the conservative radio host and political commentator , announced on air that he ’ s been diagnosed with advanced lung cancer . ", "@USER Hard to feel compassion for a man who told young people that smoking was cool and he should get an award for smoking ."], "response": "@USER @USER I heard that one too ! He also said the effects of second-hand smoke were a myth . How many people kept smoking around their loved ones because of Rush Limbaugh ?", "id": "twitter_1596"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["He @USER Got these gold vault putter covers in . U r the first one I thought of ... ", "@USER No . But I ’ ll buy u one if u ever get up on me on our bet ..."], "response": "@USER @USER as tight as you are greg you must have him buried .", "id": "twitter_1597"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Thanks so much for inviting me , Albert ! 💕 I'd love to jump aboard the #follow #TRAIN ! ! I'll invite ... ", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you for the choo-choo invite , SJ ! Let's open up some seats for "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER TY Rick I #trains ! Who wants a seat ? ", "id": "twitter_1598"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It's important to remember that The Miami Showband did not declare war on Britain ... Britain declared war on The Miami Showband . ", "@USER Using ridiculous hyperbole by linking a sovereign state of 60 million people to the terrorist murder of innocent people is reckless and racist by you . I recognise your hurt but put away these sectarian dog whistles"], "response": "@USER @USER Hold your elected government to account and not the victim to whom it continues to deny justice .", "id": "twitter_1599"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I know this is an out of context account ... But I need context ", "@USER I think he was trying to blow smoke in a cold set location . 😂", "@USER This may be from one of his video diaries from Doctor Who , I can't remember .", "@USER Yes it looks like it ! Guess this is my cue to finally watch his video diaries", "@USER Oh , they are lovely . He's so warm and open ... and funny . They're a really fun watch . 😁 They were included in my DVD sets , and each one was such a gift ! 😊", "@USER I've seen some of them but never took the time to watch the whole thing . They've been sitting in my computer for quite a while now He vlogged before vlogging was a thing haha"], "response": "@USER Ha ! He did ! For someone who claims to be a bit challenged with social media , he was light years ahead of his time with those video diaries . 😂", "id": "twitter_1600"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Who's bored of GW26 already ? 🤚 Plan your GW27 teams early with this handy , VERY accurate tool ... Richarlison Triple Captain for me ( against Arsenal ) with my VC on TAA 🤣 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗲 ? @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER You win 😏 Rashford being fed by Fernandes 🔥", "@USER @USER @USER rashford ’ s has been injured for the past month and is expected to come back in around 2 months ... someone doesn ’ t watch much football", "@USER @USER @USER I'm literally a united fan Mr Smith 🤣"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER you clearly know nothing about football or mufc . nailed on that you ’ ve never been to old trafford “ Mr Goodwin 🤣 ”", "id": "twitter_1601"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ m strangely self conscious now ", "@USER Oh my gosh . I can ’ t sit up .", "@USER @USER I ’ m glad my church isn ’ t the White House . It ’ s family ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER This is all I can see or hear right now #ThatsPreachinRightThere 😂 😂 😂 ", "id": "twitter_1602"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["May #God be with us ALL forever and ever going forward ... #Prayer", "@USER God will save you . God will save me . No matter how degrading your life in the world , God will save you . God's plan is to save everyone . - Excerpt from \" The One God \" by Marshall Vian Summers"], "response": "@USER May #God's heart be UPON and WITHIN us ALL . May #God's heart save us ALL and bring us ALL back to whole ! Ezekiel 36:26 ", "id": "twitter_1603"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["An update on what ’ s happening with @USER Went to du store in MCC to change ownership of a sim . Told it would be done quickly . Waited about 1.5 hours and got it processed 1 / x", "Met the least interested customer service rep I ’ ve EVER met . Applied 2-3 times and didn ’ t explain anything about any plan . Then told us wait 10 mins and it would be completed 2 / x", "Told it would take about 10 mins . We waited a day . Called many du reps through customer care . Everyone passed the blame around . Got in touch with @USER here and they ’ re still “ working “ on it 3 / x", "Called @USER again they said my line ’ s gone to business department and transferred me there . Business line tells me they have no record or way to help . ... the next is the best part ... 4 / x"], "response": "@USER tells me I ’ ve to go back across Dubai to the store I did this at and meet the agent who started this to fix it . They ’ ve washed their hands off of this . And I ’ m here stranded without a working sim . I have more stories by the way . Stay tuned .", "id": "twitter_1604"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["There should be consequences for sanctuary states that issue driver licenses to illegal aliens or that defy federal immigration law . My bill will cut off federal funds to lawless sanctuary jurisdictions harboring criminal aliens and terrorists . ", "@USER @USER Not only regular class ( c ) but also they should be consequences for states giving class A CDL and not following CFR 391.11 FMCSA wants to know what is causing more fatality's on our hwy's & destruction to our infrastructure well their it is ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Right , because white American citizens are perfect drivers and never cause accidents or fatalities . #givemeabreak What are your sources ? As in plural and unbiased .", "id": "twitter_1605"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["shawn hufford just admitted that instead of going out and working a job , he runs constant gofundme campaigns and spies & eavesdrops on a discord server on other peoples conversations ... newsflash - ive known that sheena and 1st world are on steves side and purposely let them stay", "@USER Care to screenshot that ? I'd like to see that one", "@USER @USER Sure Support a creator or artist so they can create 👍 🏼 Charity should be for those in need sick , struggling people who are unable to provide due to extenuating circumstances ? How about children starving ? Homelessness ? Tragedy ? R ppl really taking advantage of others kindness 🤮"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah because these people have taken a gun to the head of the people donating to make them donate Donating to something is a fucking CHOICE .", "id": "twitter_1606"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["We are currently recording an Emergency Podcast System episode of “ RUMBLE with Michael Moore ” & will post it by 10:59 pm tonight . I will address what happened in Iowa and what I think is really going on . I ’ ve spent the day investigating it & drawing my own conclusions . STAND BY . ", "@USER I ’ ve been waiting for your thoughts . Thank you !"], "response": "@USER @USER . Waiting for Michael Moore is like waiting for @USER to say something that is self serving , exaggerated and simply conspiracy focused . Poor Mike . He ’ s fallen down a rabbit hole", "id": "twitter_1607"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Where have you been , oppa ? Let's talk about your black hair !", "@USER Aww so , how about my black haired ? Is it suits with me ? 🙂"], "response": "@USER I thought you were wearing a wig .. 😥 But it's definitely suit you well ! You look so keen . Hastag #handsome", "id": "twitter_1608"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is what America looks like ✌ 🏽 ", "@USER @USER Traiters occupy the Senate and the White House "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER did you forget ... literally 2 months ago its been proven that whole thing was literally made up ... but keep that up , you don't sound as crazy as Alex Jones at all", "id": "twitter_1609"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Unfortunate #niteflirt has suspended my account bc this photo contains nudity . Not the first time feeling bullied by this company . Be sure and check out all the disgusting obese chics though . As well as the women / men using completely fake accounts . Find me on #camsoda dab_goddess ", "@USER What in the world does another flirt's weight have to do with you getting called out by niteflirt 🧐"], "response": "@USER You're right . There are more disgusting things than obese women on NF . I love how people stand for injustice and make up excuses to avoid the real issues .", "id": "twitter_1610"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["like why do ya'll complain about aim assit ? i've played controller for all my life and i just went on kbm . u guys have so many advantages stop complaining ", "@USER this is fake u sped it up #aimassistisop"], "response": "@USER NO u are not gonna fake a kbm clip to help aim assist . there is no possible way u are that already the clip is fake", "id": "twitter_1611"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#Expectation is full of #surprise My thing is to expect the worst & #hope for the varies according to how the is arranged . ", "@USER Yes , that's one approach . I try to practice equanimity and over time have gotten better at not having either . But ... it's still a work in progress lol 🤪 😊"], "response": "@USER Everything is a work in #progress . I #believe in progress more than #perfection . We can , and get near to , it shows in the one made over a period of . © ® B.B.Welderufael", "id": "twitter_1612"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Joining late ... IMO , publishing , blogging , tweeting : its all about contributing to community conversations . If u have something valuable to say , it will impact the conversation and people will value u for it , regardless of citations or impact factors . #MedEdChat", "@USER How can we get promotions committees to rethink some of this ? #mededchat"], "response": "@USER @USER Yes of course you can . But probably need to do this by publishing papers .. lol . Check out the work by @USER et al et al And group : Turn into white paper for P & T cmte !", "id": "twitter_1613"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First of all , dear RTer @USER , INFLUENCERS @USER @USER and ENGAGED MEMBERS , it was so cool to record this song ... Secondly , may the party continue , #bFFs ! Everybody's dancing ! Happy February ! ", "@USER @USER @USER Love you Layeh . Perfect way to help me celebrate my Birthday ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Really ? Woah ! HAPPY ( late ) BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOU ! , Läyeh .", "id": "twitter_1614"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" Alliance committed to working for residents \" Our letter in this week's Courier ", "@USER Please see my letter ' Is this really progress for town ? ' !", "@USER @USER With respect , there were some factual problems in your letter . It referred to a closed Town Hall , a closed police station , no library , no adult education and no tourist information service . All of these services are alive and well .", "@USER @USER You , in turn , are misquoting what I said . I was comparing current facilities to those of the past . Knee jerk defensiveness - deriving from partisan political views - inhibits progress ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Matt would never misquote or take something out of context .", "id": "twitter_1615"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["My new baby is here ! Having said that does anyone want codes for fortnite , minecraft or sea of theives ? ? #xboxones ", "@USER What i love more os your vhs down the xbox , #feelings #oldschool", "@USER Thats honestly my precious . Im keeping that till i die"], "response": "@USER Like me And the best Watching films on It , like Alien #alien", "id": "twitter_1616"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Grammatical deception used to move Australia out from under our constitution and into the hands of the current corporation . ", "@USER Careful what you watch & the information contained", "@USER Vatican Owns the City of London ? ? = ? ? The rights and privileges of the City of London are enshrined in Magna Carta ’ s clause 9 — as enumerated in 1297 — and , along with clauses 1 and 29 , it remains in statute ."], "response": "@USER \" The City of London - - probably - - more than likely - - owns the US Federal Reserve \" = ? ? Consider this = ", "id": "twitter_1617"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Mulvaney's job in doubt now that impeachment dust has settled ", "@USER @USER Worst president we ever had . He wants to be king , and that's it"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER wing Republicans have always been praying for more executive powers for a sitting president like this #Orange #PresidentTrump . Reason why was there and given a medal by .", "id": "twitter_1618"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The #1001albumchallenge continues with @USER and her record \" Lady in Satin \" . It is smooth and a bit sleepy but remarkable as it seems she was struggling with a serious drug addiction at the time .", "@USER @USER released \" Atomic Basie \" in 1958 and its a thrill ride of energy and amazing playing ."], "response": "@USER @USER \" Time Out \" by @USER on the other hand , is great . Aside from the legendary song \" Take Five \" the music is stylish and smooth and has a wonderful cinematic quality .", "id": "twitter_1619"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Oh FFS Rush Limbaugh getting the Medal of Honor is a low I sure wasn ’ t expecting .", "I will just leave this here : "], "response": "@USER The misogyny in this thread is not surprising .", "id": "twitter_1620"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Well fuck the Tithe Barn in Brockworth then . ", "@USER ‘ Inappropriate in modern society ’ . Why , which period of history are you living in ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Well , it can ’ t have been a woman that made the decision because she would be barefoot , pregnant and in the kitchen .", "id": "twitter_1621"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Oh Debbie you silly boomer . Real Americans don ’ t tell each other to leave OUR country just because we disagree .", "@USER @USER @USER Damn . This went sky high over your head . You think you ’ re the first to tell someone to leave this country and not come back , because you got your panties in a wad . Real creative , silly B ! 😆 😂", "@USER 🙄 🤡 ❄ ️ seek help sweetie , you need it desperately ."], "response": "@USER Oh , B . Take a nap , you ’ re not good a comebacks . 😘", "id": "twitter_1622"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Pod later , so chuck your #SHITGOOD nominations at me and @USER", "@USER @USER #Shitgood #Shit England , I mean , there was no excuse for that level of shut was #Shit Ben Youngs , not all his fault but he missed massive overlaps and has completely lost his spark . No coincidence that whenHeinz , who wasn ’ t perfect at all , came on England improved"], "response": "@USER @USER #Shit Moving Curry from 6 and not putting a proper 8 in the starting line up . Ellis Genge . A massive bellend on the pitch , gloriously shithouse . More of this You know Edwards will be having the French squad doing 100 burpees for every point conceded", "id": "twitter_1623"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Any Canadians want to marry me so I can escape this hellscape that is my homeland ? I no longer feel safe here . Must have jokes , good personal hygiene , and WiFi .", "@USER I unintentionally did this for the last 2 years of the Bush presidency ... good times . The internet sucks so hard tho , my hubs and I used to think it was our computers till he moved down on a fiance visa and we started gaming in Wa . State and it was jarring ."], "response": "@USER What I miss the most are the Tim Hortons and Timbits #alwaysfresh #alwaystimhortons And now that you can grow your own weed it's become a discussion again", "id": "twitter_1624"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Has been almost no rain in Sydney ’ s East since about 5.30 am this morning 🏏", "@USER There is a gap between third slip and gully there with no rain that the SCG could slide into this evening"], "response": "@USER @USER Are you saying the bushfire relief match will be called off for rain ? ! @USER", "id": "twitter_1625"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Israel drawing up map for West Bank annexations : Netanyahu ", "@USER Take as much land as necessary ..."], "response": "@USER @USER So , you're back in 1820 and 1880 . \" Take as much land as you can , the Natives don't need it and we give a shit on them . Put them into reservation * . All's good . \" * reservation : Guantanamo or comparable . I think Trump finds a solution . e . g . : Cages will do the trick too .", "id": "twitter_1626"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Democrats will never stop extending the hand of friendship to get the job done #ForThePeople . We will work to find common ground where we can , but will stand our ground where we cannot . #SOTU ", "@USER Not only will we stand our ground but we rip up a manifesto of LIES Way to own his soul tonight Speaker Pelosi"], "response": "@USER @USER And disrespect every person honored tonight in that speech .", "id": "twitter_1627"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER There you go . I want 100 % if you were registered and running candidates .", "@USER @USER @USER It just occurred to me that there should be a Disc Golf Party . Platform : Legalize Weed Three-hour lunch breaks", "@USER @USER @USER Goedemorgen #MAHA ❤ ️ Something funny first . I was LMAO at this Tweet from 😂 😂 😂 ", "@USER @USER @USER #MAHA ❤ ️ 🏴 🌹 Make America Harmless Anywhere Make America Humane Already #NoMoreWars #DropTheMIC ", "@USER @USER @USER Hmm - Bernie is on a downward trajectory , and Biden is starting to surpass him now ? 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER #MAHA ❤ ️ No look again . \" Vote-For-Bernie-Biden \" goes down and Bernie surpass him . And Warren on the sledge 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Oh - you ’ re right ! 🤣 I haven ’ t had my tea yet - clearly I need it !", "@USER @USER @USER #MAHA ❤ ️ 🏴 🌹 #Bernie2020 #NotMeUs I read it , yes , interesting . Not that we already noticed all of this . And it also makes me angry to see it all summed up . Eikels ! 🤮", "@USER @USER @USER I like seeing it summed up that way by an organization like FAIR ( Fairness And Accuracy In Reporting ) . The centrists who gaslight us about how “ abusive ” we are can be given that as an answer to that mindlessly repeated claim ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER i never knew the USA buried the nuclear waste in the bikini atoll too ... :( & #angry ", "id": "twitter_1628"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I--I don't even know where to begin but there's no reason this book should have 3.5 stars on Amazon #submission ( JOURNEY TO THE YEAR ONE BILLION , Gary Martin ) ", "@USER Wait , we're using eggplants to describe breasts now ? I thought it was used to describe a male part ... But now that I say that , why the hell are we using vegetables to describe body parts ? ! "], "response": "@USER @USER Would you rather be compared to pieces of meat ? Wait a minute . Nevermind . People already do that .", "id": "twitter_1629"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I told @USER a while ago , he needed 2 “ acknowledge the pain of other people . ” Right now I have to do the same thing . I want to apologize for the comments I made . I realize there are a lot of Black women hurt and let down by what I said and also by what I didn ’ t say .", "I hear you , I respect you and understand you . I am sorry and I am here to support you . I spoke from my own personal point of view without first taking into consideration someone else ’ s experience .", "I allowed disrespectful comments directed at me and my family to cause me to react angrily instead of responding thoughtfully . This certainly caused more harm , and it is my hope that I can amend any pain I have caused to those who were hurt by my words .", "@USER , I want you to know it was never my intention to invalidate your experience — but that is what I did . I apologize . You have been through a lot in this business , and with that I empathize with the struggle toward fairness and equality in the workplace .", "@USER You are a role model to the entire black community and In my desire to be professionally neutral as your co-worker , I should have at the very least understood you just needed my support . Sincerely , Terry Crews"], "response": "@USER @USER To late You already said it ! You know @USER wasn't lying , You always dickriding and it gets you nowhere ! Please do better for your Black children ! I'm done with you ! Not supporting nothing you do !", "id": "twitter_1630"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not sure what I've done or really what happened but two people that I genuinely liked blocked me . Has me bummed , and quite frankly , my feelings are hurt . So I think I'll be getting off twitter for the night , stay blessed everyone know that you're loved and you're good people ...", "@USER Things happen on every one of my social media accounts . Don't take it personal , my friend . Ten years , and don't know who did what , or why things happened . I'll check out our connection , You're always welcomed + in my Prayers , @USER . ", "@USER Thank you , kind Cynthia , your words are very soothing and true , thank you from my heart to yours . You are in my prayers as well @USER "], "response": "@USER day ! Enjoy the blessing of opportunity ahead . Soar in your own design . #BeYou #BePresent in His Light and Love and share it with the universe . , , and all flows from within . ", "id": "twitter_1631"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["... and like that the men ’ s race has started ! 🇬 🇧 🙌 Lets go @USER 👌 #Dubendorf2020 ", "5th for @USER as they get into the second lap ! 🇬 🇧 👍 "], "response": "@USER @USER Keep going with the updates looks like this is the only coverage I'll get ...", "id": "twitter_1632"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Thread : I went to a Brexit Wake last night , and found out that the host had been in the civil service team that helped negotiate the Eastern enlargement of the EU back in 2000 . He kept saying how bad Brexit is from a foreign policy perspective ... ( 1 )", "... and he was angry that people who know nothing about foreign policy had been allowed to vote on such a complex matter . ( I agree , of course ) . But it's the Brexit psychology that I'm still trying to nail down . It's not about foreign policy in any rational sense . ( 2 )", "Class resentment is definitely a factor . Working class resentment of middle class people and attitudes is much greater than of proper toffs , because toffs don't share a neighborhood or schools with working class people . ( 3 )", "Not that all Leave voters were working class . There is generational resentment too . Old people are annoyed that young people question their attitudes , and they blame the young for changes they don't like ( even if older people are really the ones responsible for the changes ) . ( 4 )", "One thing I'm sure of : anyone motivated by resentment ( of people from abroad , younger people , richer people , more educated people ) basically sees Brexit as revenge . Those \" others \" are finally getting their comeuppance . ( 5 )"], "response": "@USER It does seem to be this concept of ‘ others ’ that has pervaded the whole debate . #DiversityandInclusion", "id": "twitter_1633"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Some excellent commentary by @USER @USER @USER and others ", "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the shout out David !", "@USER @USER @USER It's awesome that reaches out to historians that bring real expertise"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sadly , a Three Year Old Is Likely to Have a Better Understanding of History than Those Three Pompous , Reactionary Gasbags #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "id": "twitter_1634"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER well what else would a marketing account would respond with .", "@USER @USER @USER I created this account because I was sick of all the hating in the fandom . Why can't everyone like one part and let the others like their part . … Why the bashing and hating and name-calling ?", "@USER @USER @USER So you are a fake account 🤔", "@USER @USER @USER Am I living in a timeloop ? … .. No", "@USER @USER @USER Did I … so everyone who recently created a Twitter account is a fake ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Wait your response should have been \" Am I living in a timeloop ? … .. No \"", "id": "twitter_1635"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["For a guy who couldn ’ t get approved for the Ambassador to the U . N . years ago , couldn ’ t get approved for anything since , “ begged ” me for a non Senate approved job , which I gave him despite many saying “ Don ’ t do it , sir , ” takes the job , mistakenly says “ Libyan Model ” on T . V . , and ..", "... many more mistakes of judgement , gets fired because frankly , if I listened to him , we would be in World War Six by now , and goes out and IMMEDIATELY writes a nasty & untrue book . All Classified National Security . Who would do this ?"], "response": "@USER Anyone who worked for you and with you that wants America to know the truth would be smart enough to write a tell all book ! @USER @USER ", "id": "twitter_1636"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["God , please wash the Earth and rid the cancerous plague that walk among us . The world is sick no matter what political / societal illusion you choose to stand in . The collective is lost and has gone MAD . This is a precursor of the chaos to come . ", "@USER Firstly if she kissed my phone I'd consider it an assault and would defend myself accordingly . Her lips would be bleeding . ( I know because I've dropped my phone on my face while looking at it whilst lying on my back . ) Secondly #TrumpTranny 💜 #LoveTheTiara"], "response": "@USER Lastly Project Paperclip MK Ultra is REAL and has never abetted . Poor soul . Pray for her . Now I feel guilty .", "id": "twitter_1637"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["A great use of your next hour : Double-check your voter registration and ask two friends to do the same .", "@USER I would , but you had my friends killed .", "@USER @USER You only had two total friends .. maybe that says something about you ?", "@USER @USER So you agree that she had at least two people killed ?", "@USER @USER No ... I ’ m just going to the logical conclusion of what you suggest ... maybe if you weren ’ t so horrible , you ’ d have more than two friends ."], "response": "@USER @USER The original post said “ tell two friends ” ... and you said that you would but she killed them .. implying that there ’ s not even another 2 friends for you to tell . !", "id": "twitter_1638"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We made a tough call this week to pull our 7yo from her school and teach her at home to meet specific needs . I was terrified . Maybe kinda still am . But now that I'm drafting lesson plans and assigning Haiku as our first writing lesson , I'm feeling proud and excited ! ! !", "@USER We are in our third year of #homeschooling and it's still a little terrifying . Sometimes I think my kids are behind in this or that , and then I see what we have accomplished and what we can do in just a few minutes a day and I feel much better .", "@USER It helps me to remember how much time in an institution is wasted . Then I feel less like I'm in over my head . Plus , my husband and I are educators . So I'm getting giddy about running the show 😉", "@USER @USER I had to send the superintendent of whichever school district we were in at the time all sorts of paperwork , including a record of hours spent in instruction . We had to do the same amount of time as a public school , but every minute we spent was on instruction ."], "response": "@USER @USER Some parents get creative with the record sheet , such as counting trips to the grocery store as instruction ( which it totally can be ) or taking a walk outside ( physical instruction ) . Don't forget recess . ( but not really ) Thankfully our state doesn't require it .", "id": "twitter_1639"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["United States seasonal flu fatality rates around 0.1 percent . Current fatality rate for the coronavirus is 2.3 percent . 2019/2020 Flu Season Current Flu cases - 13 million Current Deaths - 14,000 2.3 % of 13 million = 299,000 deaths The #coronavirus is nothing like the flu .", "@USER And that ’ s the CCP reported cases ... 😲"], "response": "@USER Yes , and we know how trustworthy they are !", "id": "twitter_1640"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["#ZSHQ Field Report #2975 🚨 Assistance Requested ! 🚨 Whilst attempting to refine my Camouflage Techneek , I became so invisible as to completely disappear ! Anyone having information as to my whereabouts , kindly let me know . @USER @USER @USER ", "@USER @USER @USER Looks look Willz we thinks we saw a paw #Zshq", "@USER @USER @USER Oh , do tell ! ! I mean , tell me , for I see it not ! ! ", "@USER @USER @USER how pawzitively shakespearean of you , huzbandmine !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER But of course , oh darling kittywife , Who has beguiled my entire life . Many are they , Try as they may , But tis you who calms me through all strife . #PoetryOnTheFly", "id": "twitter_1641"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER well what else would a marketing account would respond with .", "@USER @USER @USER I created this account because I was sick of all the hating in the fandom . Why can't everyone like one part and let the others like their part . … Why the bashing and hating and name-calling ?", "@USER @USER @USER But looking at your posts . All you've done is throw shade at those that don't agree with you . You jump into this thread and antagonize people . So maybe you're just a troll like Trekkie Tantrums and Terry .", "@USER @USER @USER Not true , I am only here for discussion and confronting people with facts .", "@USER @USER @USER I ’ m sorry and I don ’ t mean to disrespect you , but everybody else who comes along trying to defend Picard or STD has not been able to give us facts that aren't manipulated , taken out of context , or conjecture in some fashion .", "@USER @USER @USER I am too mean no disrespect , but if we can get unprejudiced for a moment . Is it not the same for the \" other side \" , if I may call it that ?", "@USER @USER @USER All I can tell you is that we see the shows and make criticism based on what we see in the writing the acting and anything else that comes along . It ’ s all we had to go on . It is unacceptable to us", "@USER @USER @USER Yes and that is ok , but can you understand that people like the new shows ( and the old ones too ) and just want to discuss it , that is what social media is for … or do you think discussion on that matter is impossible ?", "@USER @USER @USER I really don't get your points ! Bc there are a few ppl who genuinely like NuTrek , it's forbidden for ' the other side ' to criticise the same show ? Why don't you go back to your echo chamber , praise your NuTrek , and leave us alone ?", "@USER @USER @USER I don't even know why they show up ? Do we show up in their discussions calling them bigots , idiots , racists , homophobes or similar things ? No ! But they can't stand people not liking it and they have to get vocal about it . Intolerant bigots . Now I did .", "@USER @USER @USER Some times I think they just do it for getting up there so much like Demand Expressions . Who could possibly argue that Picard is failing when we force the people who doesn't like it to talk about it .", "@USER @USER @USER If that's the goal , they are not very good in achieving it . We're talking more about Drekkie bigotry , fake accounts and the idiocy if the actors than about STD or STP ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Well they can always pay us for this proper and successful marketing work .", "id": "twitter_1642"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Hogan drew crowds for about 10 years , and only because he was backed by the genius of Vince McMahon . Jericho has been a top draw for over three decades . Plus has actual talent , and can do more than just scream at a a camera", "@USER @USER @USER Hmmm I'm trying to figure out when & what year was Jericho ever a draw ? ! In the Mid card in WCW jobbing out to Goldberg ? Being an after thought as Undisputed champion ? Holding the record for most mid card titles in the WWE ? Wrestling William Regal at Wrestlemania ? LMAO ", "@USER @USER @USER How about the decades of tours with Fozzy , the best selling auto biographies , the fact he is still a relevant wrestler four decade after debuting . He has drawn more consistently at a high level than Hogan ever did . Jericho didn't have to rely on others to carry him either"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER We talking about Jericho the WRESTLER not the singer ! Drawing more than Hogan consistently you have no proof of that , Hogan Vs Rock Wrestlemania craps on anything Jericho ever did , and even in TNA when Hogan was there it out drew AEW's current numbers ! 😂", "id": "twitter_1643"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["At the precinct I covered ( Des Moines 36 ) , Sanders won more than 50 % and Pete got zero , which should net him 4 delegates when it posts . He's now behind by 3.5 . If that's the case , here are the people who won it for Bernie , counting themselves off 1 to 69 ", "@USER @USER It ’ s ok . I just had to reply this to six other people . Clearly I ’ m bad at portraying sarcasm on twitter", "@USER @USER @USER I don ’ t think that ’ s you . It ’ s just hard in general and we ’ re too often trained and primed to be adversarial rather than apply the principle of charity which leads us to tend to presume the worst when there is ambiguity", "@USER @USER @USER And I ’ m pretty sure Ryan knows my stance already so I just assumed everyone else would . It ’ s ok . I like the idea people defending such a statement as if it was posted in earnest ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I use the or #snark hashtag to help alleviate confusion .", "id": "twitter_1644"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Interesting times for #USN , lots of bills to pay , especially the #SSBN , and no more money . ", "@USER This looks like posturing for the Post BCA ( FY22 ) world . Perhaps a funding re-balance is what they may be gunning for next year .", "@USER I mean yeah , more money , either in service or through outside funding would obviously solve that problem . I just wonder whether that is really forthcoming . If not , something's gotta give ."], "response": "@USER @USER Well they can ask cities to sponsor like in Russia", "id": "twitter_1645"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Josh is a hoot isn ’ t he , mamar ? 🤦 🏼 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER @USER 100,000 people waiting for 24 hrs + makes a mess . The democrats don ’ t have that problem .", "@USER @USER @USER That speaks volumes for your critical thinking skills , or rather lack thereof . It ’ s OK as long it ’ s the GOP . Party over country . Would you volunteer to clean it up ?", "@USER @USER @USER No probably not . It ’ s half way across the country and I don ’ t even have time to go to a rally let alone pick up your mess or anyone else ’ s mess .", "@USER @USER @USER Of course not . Leave it for the taxpayers that won ’ t be reimbursed .", "@USER @USER @USER 50 year low unemployment and even his rally ’ s are creating jobs . He can ’ t lose !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Apparently your world-wide jobs don ’ t require spelling skills . .", "id": "twitter_1646"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Today in @USER in the wild , here it is running on an iPad pro with a #RaspberryPi . ", "@USER @USER Try getting a raspberry pi through airport security ", "@USER @USER @USER Yeah ... fuck that shit . I always get randomly selected last thing I need is for a pi to ruin my day further .", "@USER @USER @USER With the amount of travel I do , you'd believe that I'd have gotten randomly selected by now . Sorry to hear about that crap on your side .", "@USER @USER @USER So much \" random \" checks for me", "@USER @USER @USER I'm really starting to believe that those random checks aren't so random . I wonder if they have gotten worse since 2016 ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER If it's not me , it's my wife . I guess the logic is we terrorist together . It keeps our marriage together . #jokes", "id": "twitter_1647"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Irish TV history will be made on Saturday when @USER and @USER take to the floor as same-sex professional and celebrity dance partners , in a first for the dance series , both in the Ireland and in the UK ! #DWTSIrl ", "@USER @USER @USER The programme has no credibility ( Fr Ray ) so this is just another nail in its coffin . #DWTSIRL #TryingToHard"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Such a shame there are people like you showing such negativity . Did you realise #Dwtsirl has just won Best Tv programme at the #gossies so someone is watching and enjoying it ... #bekind", "id": "twitter_1648"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["What might be a nice holiday destination for a family in #England during late summer ? Possibly near water so kids can swim ( if the weather allows ) . All suggestions much appreciated .", "@USER Anywhere within 5 miles of a snooker tournament going on . Maybe Barnsley for some qualifiers ? ...", "@USER There's a swimming pool in the Metrodome . Sorted !", "@USER @USER How about Benidorm ? * ducks and runs *", "@USER @USER * stops running for a sec * It's full of English people though ? * runs again *"], "response": "@USER @USER Pretty much . Full of brexiteers most likely", "id": "twitter_1649"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER No , of course not , and I wouldn't want him to do so . As long as the SNP don't get a majority , I'll settle for that .", "@USER @USER We need the SNP out of power , and somebody decent to run Scotland , we ’ ll never thrive whilst the Nationalists have control"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yayyyy ... Let's return to a Labour run Country ( because the Tories won't have a chance in Scotland ) ... It was wonderful ... You don't know , or understand just how lucky you are Anne ! ! ! 🤔", "id": "twitter_1650"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["📊 Liverpool end the weekend 22 points clear at the top of the league . The Reds need 18 more points from the remaining 13 games to win the league . ", "We can win the league as early as March 21 - at home to Palace . 💪 "], "response": "@USER But ... if #LeicesterCity win at home on Saturday 22nd February vs #ManchesterCity , we'll do it at #Goodison . Then we go away to , , , and as .", "id": "twitter_1651"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hillary Clinton was wrong to say “ nobody likes Bernie Sanders ” and Rashida Tlaib was wrong to #BooHillary . They were both wrong . Now let ’ s move forward and work together to save our democracy and vote out the most corrupt president in history .", "@USER Every day Elizabeth Warren seems like a better option than the day before . She's the only candidate I feel comfortable saying this about ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Feel the opposite . She really disappointed me w / unforced errors like taking the Pocahontas bait , the Bernie misogyny attack & her dumb #ImpeachmentTrial question about Justice Roberts .", "id": "twitter_1652"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Last night , President @USER delivered an inspiring State of the Union honoring so many amazing men and women in this country ! This is the Great American Comeback ! 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER @USER @USER should of threw water on Pelosi and reminded her to show some respect", "@USER @USER @USER I think you meant to say \" should have thrown \" . Now go sit down and study some basic grammar while rest of us have an adult conversation .", "@USER @USER @USER Take your gramerma and stand where the sun doesn't shine 🤪 😜 😏"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Gramerma ? TrumpU grad ? Nonetheless : 45th President will forever be IMPEACHED . !", "id": "twitter_1653"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["LOL . This is hilarious . That lineup is awful , save a couple of people . ", "@USER Any event with Evan McMullin is exactly what you think it is"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Why do you hate principled conservativism ?", "id": "twitter_1654"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Jersey mikes , chick fil a , panda", "@USER And after i eat a meal I come to your house and shove you in a locker nerd"], "response": "@USER Yeah after you eat Chick-fil-A on a Sunday come to my house . oh wait they ’ re closed on Sundays . why would you pick something that is closed one day out of the week ? #NotAGoodChoice !", "id": "twitter_1655"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The BEA data for 2018 says differently . Table below is BEA data sorted for decreasing real GDP per capita by state . There are four states ranking below Alabama . ", "@USER @USER @USER According to Trading Economics , the GDP per capita for the UK in 2018 was 42986 . This is not specified nominal or real and , if real , the normalization base . But using that number as is , the UK ranked with US states would come at 43rd , just ahead of Maine and just below Florida .", "@USER @USER @USER thanks , I knew it was bunk ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER ? ? ? It met the standard of presidential communication .", "id": "twitter_1656"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Lol Stefan getting ratio'd by his fans on this one hahahaha ", "@USER It's a video of him explaining by eugenics is bad ."], "response": "@USER @USER Lookit all the knuckledraggers claiming they're superior", "id": "twitter_1657"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I ’ ve got that song going round my head now !", "@USER If there's anything Postman Pat can do , it's a round .", "@USER I ’ m getting my Pats mixed up here , I ’ m the milk and dairy with this guy ", "@USER Is this your family album then ? ", "@USER I do have a worryingly large collection of beards and moustaches so yes , they are all my children 👍", "@USER The beards and moustache collection - would that be an hairloom ?"], "response": "@USER A vast collection passed down and worn by many of the ladies in my family .", "id": "twitter_1658"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["You need to go to some better shows . ", "@USER @USER It seems to me that a majority of people roll their eyes to the majority of “ pop ” super bowl halftime performances . Personally the way these woman dress disgusts me . I wish the nfl would settle for something more authentic and pure ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER So this is your idea of disgusting ? Check your man card lay the door please . ", "id": "twitter_1659"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The numbers don ’ t lie . Thanks to @USER ’ s pro-growth policies , the economy is BOOMING ! ", "@USER @USER If the economy is so great then why are we all working 2 jobs just to make ends meet ?", "@USER @USER @USER Don ’ t pretend to speak for me . I have one very good job .", "@USER @USER @USER Good for you ... but what about the rest of the country ?", "@USER @USER @USER What percentage of American workers have 2 jobs ? I know , but do you ?", "@USER @USER @USER This economy is good for anyone who wants to work . I don ’ t know you , but if you can ’ t find a good job , your issue just might be you .", "@USER @USER @USER You can scream that lie from the rooftops as much as you'd like , but it doesn't change the fact that our economy sucks and most people are barely able to make ends meet .", "@USER @USER @USER Just read the Wall Street Journal . What I said is true . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Because when I want an unbiased opinion on the economy , the wall Street journal is the place to go , right ? 🙄 Try volunteering at your local food bank for a month .", "id": "twitter_1660"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Just setting some #goals . Who ’ s with me ? 💪 ", "@USER Ash and I definitely are , with pretty much the very same goals LOL ❤ ️ + 💙", "@USER @USER Hey Ash here . Selling or #Service ? Tell me you both ! 💙"], "response": "@USER @USER Correction : Selling and #Service but for free ? Tell me guys ? But yeah let ’ s for a while #TakeOver and later once our goals are achieved we ’ ll leave it to the . What say ? 💙", "id": "twitter_1661"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["To whoever might be arsed : I am not aware of any offer from anybody for any amount of money to reform the legendary Mancunian Rock ’ n ’ Roll group Oasis . I am fully aware though that someone has a single to promote so that ’ s maybe where the confusion lies .", "@USER Do you remember when your solo stuff was good ? Me neither"], "response": "@USER @USER Tickle my feet with the NME", "id": "twitter_1662"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Getting hassled at my dealer for a @USER recall . Is it just me or does that say rental on Honda for the day ? ", "@USER As a first step we'd recommend discussing your concerns with the Service Manager at the dealership . ^ CV"], "response": "@USER We will see if they call . Thanks for the support .", "id": "twitter_1663"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No it ’ s not the #Brexit you voted for & I ’ m sorry you were misled . Leave promised all sorts of stuff which wasn ’ t true - extra £ 350 million a week #NHS & a better economy . It may take years for the truth to emerge but we know now who lied to you & we will hold them to account . ", "@USER This guy didn't have to stand in the non - EU queue . For one more year , UK nationals will be treated like EU citizens .", "@USER @USER Precisely .. this is just Remoaners propaganda ! !", "@USER @USER @USER You think that guy is a Remainer ? Lol", "@USER @USER @USER No but look at those who are piling on to this story ! ! !", "@USER @USER @USER What about them ? The only \" propaganda \" here is a tweet from someone who thought voting for Brexit couldn't possibly carry any implications for travelling rights in Europe . No part of this is on Remainers", "@USER @USER @USER But read his tweet he mentioned Brexit so go figure his point 🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ 🤣 🤣 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER What makes you think that as non of his other posts have any hint of satire"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I'm pretty sure I can totally assign some feeling to this that aligns with my point ... ( )", "id": "twitter_1664"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["We have a responsibility to use language appropriately . To understand that the variables of speaker & audience affects both the meaning & response . It ’ s not a war on language . It ’ s a request to understand the above ; as well as historical & personal context — which language deserves ", "Alistair Stewart may well not be racist . I ’ ve never met him . I have no idea . But “ angry ape ” has historically been attributed to black men to dehumanise and invoke fear . AS wasn ’ t merely quoting Shakespeare , he was speaking to a black man . And that matters .", "For a man who appears to walk around spouting Shakespeare from memory , he could have tried a little harder to pull out a quote about anger and ignorance that don ’ t have the words “ angry ape ” in there . There are plenty . As I ’ m sure he knows .", "Would you enter into an argument with a Jewish person and call them Shylock ? But it ’ s Shakespeeeeeeeaaaare ! ! The canonnnn ! ! ! Literatuuuuuuuhhhhre ! No . You fucking wouldn ’ t . #AlistairStewart", "@USER \" Hath not a Jew eyes ? Hath not a Jew hands , organs , dimensions , senses , affections , passions ; fed with the same food , hurt with the same weapons , subject to the same diseases , heal'd by the same means , warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer as a Christian is ? ...", "@USER ... If you prick us , do we not bleed ? If you tickle us , do we not laugh ? If you poison us , do we not die ? And if you wrong us , shall we not revenge ? If we are like you in the rest , we will resemble you in that . If a Jew wrong a Christian , what is his humility ? Revenge ...", "@USER ... If a Christian wrong a Jew , what should his sufferance be by Christian example ? Why , revenge . The villainy you teach me , I will execute , and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction . \"", "@USER In defence of Shylock . A beautiful speech , of the time , relevant to 1600s Venice , from a soul like any other . Incredibly still relevant today .", "@USER In defense of Shakespeare , he could not have known the Nazis would use The Merchant of Venice for propaganda ."], "response": "@USER \" Shakespeare does not question Shylock's intentions , but that the very people who berated Shylock for being dishonest have resorted to trickery in order to win . \"", "id": "twitter_1665"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["UPDATE - this was Fred Guttenberg , the father of Jaime Guttenberg , who was killed in the Parkland shooting ", "@USER Wondering was the man who yelled liar to President Obama during SOTU thrown out ? ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I'm sure it was a Congressman , and no they didn't throw him out ... #dipshits", "id": "twitter_1666"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER they sucked dave gruel should ’ ve sung lead and played all the instruments like he did in pearl jam", "@USER @USER @USER Woah . this escalated quickly . Also - what is actually happening ? ?", "@USER @USER @USER we made a ridiculous post today and we ’ re just marveling at the one guy who didnt get the joke"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I sincerely apologize to all involved as I somehow made a 1 - hit wonder band from the 90 ' s relevant for a 48 - hour period . I will do better in the future at ensuring is understood from the start . 😬 🙄 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️", "id": "twitter_1667"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You wanna follow Islam , then follow Islam properly . Islam forbids music , singing , dancing . Stop music , singing , dancing . Islam forbids drawing human images . Stop drawing , painting , photographing human images . Simple .", "@USER Ban the bikini , it promotes lust in men.simple", "@USER @USER Ban islam , it promotes terrorism and lustful men like u . All problems solved .", "@USER @USER U get sarcasm right ? , this issue is being blown out of proportion , this lady is jobless I think , she might need a job ."], "response": "@USER @USER So by banning bikini she will get a job ?", "id": "twitter_1668"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Trees , big fans , and deep-rooted plants : How to suck 2 gigatons of carbon from the atmosphere ", "@USER CO2 problem is 2 parts ; 1 . #Aragonite in #oceans #outgas \" absorbed \" , part of the today : CO2 + CO3 ₌ + H2O ⇄ 2 HCO 3 - 2 . mixes , as the drops , CO2 stays ABOVE 400ppm > > 120ky , : : ", "@USER I'm well aware of of teh problem ( s . ) Can you reframe this in the form of a #ClimateSolution ?"], "response": "@USER Yes , a \" climate solution \" is simple heat • transfer . Planet is 2/3 rd H2O , thermal • mass , air moves it around . #Poles are #ICE blocks to the . is in , CO2 or not : Game-OVER any temp target , CH4 , CO2 is : ", "id": "twitter_1669"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Thailand is struggling for ideas to attract tourists . Here's a few . End dual pricing Sort out public transport in places like Phuket to make it easy and affordable for tourists Improve bus and van safety - not just talk End well known tourist scams outside popular attractions", "@USER @USER i think we need to do more than that tbh", "@USER @USER I agree , but Thailand needs to start someplace . Sadly , giving gifts to the 20 millionth traveller just doesn't cut it anymore ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yeah . What happened to pushing MICE ? Need to jump back onto that . Sure that ’ s a winner right now . Honestly , cleaning up the environment , making it more accessible for older travelers and making the place safe would be a start for me .", "id": "twitter_1670"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Been staying in hospital with hubby for several days now and have noticed many interesting things to use as material for #writingcommmunity 1 . There is a Colostomy channel on TV - a whole channel - I shit you not 2 . The back of some people ’ s necks are scary", "3 . Nurses think you ’ re deaf and / or asleep if you have your eyes closed and will say absolutely anything 4 . Nurses have a lot of drama going on at home 5 . Hospitals can make any food flavorless no matter what it is - even chorizo ... tbc", "6 . When mistaken orders for tests are discovered no doctor is EVER to blame - the order was placed by a mysterious phantom doctor who doesn ’ t exist in this universe"], "response": "7 . When you get sick while staying in the hospital with your sick family member you need to leave the hospital to get seen by a medical professional , diagnosed and given meds . That is not available IN the hospital", "id": "twitter_1671"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["People are rightly criticizing trump for abusing prayer breakfast and mocking faith ... but he is showing his true self ... he doesn ’ t respect faith . faith in God is not his motivation . He has faith in whatever works for him and we have never seen evidence of any greater devotion ", "@USER Unlike you , your brother & @USER , he believes in the sanctity of human life . That ’ s all I need to know . Too many phony Catholics / Christians out there with no spine ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Single-platform voter , eh ? Guess you can ignore every other thing he's done because he is signed up with the evangelicals . Mighty Christian of you lol", "id": "twitter_1672"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The Leafs are going to trade for Subban before the deadline .", "@USER Talk me into how I should feel about this .", "@USER That's the number I have as acceptable as well . I figure Dermott + Kapanen for Subban @USER 6M and I'm smiling .", "@USER @USER I doubt you'd even have to give up that much", "@USER @USER I suspect there are a number of GMs that would be very willing to over pay for Travis Dermott", "@USER @USER @USER Recouping a draft pick for Dermott around draft time would be smart imo"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Your nap has you rested and full of #takes", "id": "twitter_1673"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Liz what if it was a presidential candidate grabbing her crotch would that be ok ", "@USER @USER Hrank I ’ m afraid you might be confused", "@USER @USER Thanks but I'm not confused at all , Maxi"], "response": "@USER @USER Hrank it ’ s actually Bax Mrown . It seems you are indeed confused after all", "id": "twitter_1674"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Typical Labour . Playing the man , not the ball . ", "@USER Typical : instead of just saying , ' I didn't know the full title of the award , thanks for that ' , she lashes out at the messenger . Does no-one in 2020 Uk * ever * admit to being wrong / realise that they've made a mistake , and put things right ? !", "@USER @USER Something so simple is so rare it's actually impressive when you see it on twitter .", "@USER @USER @USER People on the Right often are a good deal kinder to each other than people on the Left .", "@USER @USER @USER People on the right kind to people on the right . Sounds about right . #wearealrightjack #selfservatives"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hmm not quite so . The quite willing to debate most scenarios while the Left do not . The Left tend to name call u to embarrassment and shout you down to shut you up .", "id": "twitter_1675"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["“ You , all right ? I learned it from watching you ! ” #DontDoPons 😉 ", "@USER @USER So the GOP has determined that Menstruation is Left Wing Plot against them ! I'm sure they have told their Wives to Stop It !"], "response": "@USER @USER Just hold it in like pee . Jeez ! Why do we wimmenz need to use our tampons ? Just hold it in !", "id": "twitter_1676"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I will takes heads for $ 50 . You go tails", "@USER Pick the winner for 50 . You can pick first"], "response": "@USER @USER Live tweet your guy's bet results please lol", "id": "twitter_1677"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In the spirit of Valentine ’ s Day , ladies , what ’ s the best date you ’ ve ever been taken on ? Let ’ s discuss . ", "@USER Best date was my 30th bday , my husband took me out to eat , to a comedy show and got us a bed and breakfast room that had a private patio with a hot tub , all in one night . I was truly living my best life ."], "response": "@USER Awww 😊 this tweet bout my hubby loving on me is doing baby numbers , so here ’ s a pic of me and the hubby ( @USER ) from aforementioned date night & a throwback of the kiddos who let us go 😂 #lovelookslikeus ", "id": "twitter_1678"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["So what the fuck is wrong with people who get offended with sarcasm that is meant for entertainment ? Serious question ...", "@USER In fairness , humor is subjective AF .", "@USER Also , in fairness , sarcasm is conveyed through tone when we speak . It's not always obvious in text , especially if they don't know us . I know who I am , but if somebody is seeing me on Twitter for the first time it's just an avatar and a statement ... So did I mean it , or not ? ", "@USER And one more ... In fairness they may have run into a thousand asshats who say whatever they want on Twitter , and then when you call them on their bullshit they claim they were just kidding and insist that you have no sense of humor and should lighten up ... ( 1 of 2 )"], "response": "@USER ( 2 of 2 ) So even if YOU are legitimately being sarcastic ... Sorry they ruined it for you , but they did , and you can never prove you're not one of THOSE assholes . So , please , think about adding . It keeps your message clear anyway . It's only 8 characters . ( #joke is 5 . )", "id": "twitter_1679"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["HS2 is going ahead , Masonic insisted on it eh @USER we have people using food banks , veterans living on the streets , veterans being dragged thro court , but still the fast train for 9 people must plough on ! Possibly £ 200 billion , definitely £ 135 billion , an absolute con !", "@USER @USER But those high flying business people & entrepreneurs that are the ‘ backbone of our economy ’ will get from London - Birmingham 30 minutes faster ! 30 minutes ! Now doff your cap & tug your forelock in gratitude to our betters ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Meanwhile taking an extra hour to get to and from the stations due to congestion caused by underinvestment in our transport infrastructure .", "id": "twitter_1680"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER You didn ’ t freeze to death ! Yay !", "@USER Nope and I'm even starting to feel my toes again 👌", "@USER The things we do for Kpop , man .", "@USER It's great ! Honestly any seat here would be a good seat"], "response": "@USER awesome . And it ’ s like nearly sold out for MX .", "id": "twitter_1681"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is the age of the nearly-identical yet completely incompatible connector . ", "@USER There ’ s talk in the EU about forcing tech companies to adopt one standard .", "@USER @USER I don ’ t like that idea , I quite enjoy charger roulette"], "response": "@USER @USER LOL 😂 😂 .. I could make a 31/01 / 20 Brexit comment on not having to worry about standardization , but it might be too soon for that ( ? ) ", "id": "twitter_1682"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["( 1/5 ) I worked for a fair , honest , and transparent process , modeled after the Clinton trial , to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases , ask thoughtful questions , and determine whether we need more .", "( 2/5 ) The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed . I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents , to cure the shortcomings of its process , but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena ."], "response": "@USER N . B . This thread was excerpted from the preface to the upcoming imagined best seller , “ Profiles In Cowardice ”", "id": "twitter_1683"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Spent the last few days crying in bed , mourning the death of my lifelong idol . Returned to see so many people stopped following me . Not surprised . One thing I learned from two prison terms is this : 99 % of people only want you in their lives if you ’ re doing something for them .", "@USER This is why the Bible says not to make any other human a Idol", "@USER I figured someone would take that literally . Stfu"], "response": "@USER you typed it I read it and responded you did not", "id": "twitter_1684"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Well , friends who read my ramblings on here ... You may remember that three weeks ago I had a meeting . A meeting to work on a forthcoming TV show . I put myself forward for any one of five possible positions . Though I say so myself , I do feel that I was cut out for any of them ...", "... Possibly all five . Long story short - I ’ m not wanted . And the email I received this evening , without directly stating the reasons - Indirectly stated the reasons . It sounds defeatist , but one has to know when to throw in the proverbial towel . This was my final chance .", "Sure , it ’ s disappointing that it ’ s all over for me - But barring anyone declaring that they ’ re actually looking for a middle aged , chubby , gap-toothed geezer ( and that ’ s not an oft-wanted requirement ) , I have to accept that I ’ m done in telly . So what to do now ?", "Dunno . Voiceovers ? Such a crowded market . You have to be so lucky . I ’ ll get thinking . But tonight , I ’ m gonna do some comfort eating and watch Dave Allen to cheer myself up . Many loves , Choochie Faces ."], "response": "@USER It ’ s because you ’ ve obviously not got the talent , brain or creativity to come up with something as mind blowing as The Masked Singer !", "id": "twitter_1685"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I love this whole #thick thing I mean , imagine broadcasting to the world that despite having the politicians , media , activist lawyers and speaker on your side you still lost to the ' thick ' people 😂", "@USER I think the point is that there was a majority that lapped up the media perpetuated garbage that the EU was the root of all evils .", "@USER You think that because you lost , and still refuse to look at the reality that the EU was a bad fit for the UK", "@USER @USER Leave got more votes ( obviously with no external influence whatsoever ) but surely the fact that we ’ re only now in the transition period should tell you that even the government doesn ’ t know what you were voting for . So please enlighten us . What , exactly , do you think you ’ ve won ?", "@USER @USER Self governance An alien concept to EU fans , but it's actually pretty important", "@USER @USER Trade deals and the power of combined influence . An alien concept to Leavers , but it ’ s actually very important .", "@USER @USER ' combined influence ' in practice simply means one-size-fits-all policy for 27 completely different states and economies . Inefficient and self defeating in the long term .", "@USER @USER PS that ’ s basically how the US governs itself .", "@USER @USER The US is a country The EU is not . Not yet , anyway ."], "response": "@USER @USER Anyway , listening to regurgitations of the same old tabloid spin isn ’ t what I expected from you , Rich .", "id": "twitter_1686"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Well most people don ’ t know the nature of God . They don ’ t know God . They think they do , but their knowledge and understanding and experience of God is limited . Sadly most people only know about God , and that , from what they ’ ve heard from others .", "@USER God is misunderstood because some people claiming to speak for Him , misrepresent Him , ascribing to Him acts He ’ s not responsible for and motives He does not possess . This is an effect of shallowness and lack of revelation in our knowledge of God ."], "response": "@USER It is an effect of our laziness towards our relationship with Him . And probably a symptom that we ’ re not interested in Him as a person , instead , we ’ re interested in what we can get from Him and how we can use Him for our profit . 💔", "id": "twitter_1687"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The #SuperBowlLIV Halftime show is like something out of Dante's Inferno . Pray for America .", "@USER It ’ s troubling that my Christian friends thought JLo on a pole and multiple crotch shots was fantastic ."], "response": "@USER @USER Don't know you , but this sister in Christ agrees with you ! Stay strong ! How was God glorified in those performances , where was the good role modeling for our boys & girls ! Did ppl walk away encouraged to be better ... Or did people with addictions walk away to indulge .", "id": "twitter_1688"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["America First ! Lots of sitting Democrats for this one ...", "@USER @USER Its Been Obvious they hate OUR GREAT PRESIDENT @USER #TrumpDerangementSyndrome but the #Socialist & #MainstreamMedia that \" WORK FOR DEMS \" have let their mask fall & SHOWED THEIR TRUE HATRED FOR . These Disquesting Human Beings r now Sitting proving it ! "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER How Can #DemocraticParty NOT BE for #wearethepeople . It's not just great news for it's Great news for , we need to Stop this hatred & Work together w / to help The people that elected U 2 Help Them ! ! ", "id": "twitter_1689"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I never draw first blood , I believe in peace , and in Jesus Christ , but hypocrisy is hypocrisy . No matter how you flip it , so i am just gonna remain a loner . #BeFree #ItIsWhatItIs #PleaseMindYourBusiness ", "Do not mistake “ courtesy ” for weakness . ", "And do no mistake “ diplomacy ” for “ ignorance ” . I come in peace , and i plan to keep it that way . War is a waste of my time and resources . "], "response": "You give respect to earn respect . I wonder where mine went ? #JokerKing #Loner ", "id": "twitter_1690"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["No ! No he won't ! And you damn well know it ! You coward ! ( Sorry . I think that's just * one lie too many * for me , today . ) ", "@USER @USER @USER I hope I run in to him in town . He ’ s retiring near me . I ’ ll never let him forget what he did .", "@USER @USER @USER Lamar ’ s career began by helping Patriotic Tennesseans swear him in as Gov early to prevent Governor Blanton ’ s continuing bad behavior . #hypocrisy"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Surely TN Governor Blanton would “ think twice ” before doing bad things , so why did Alexander assume his office secretly , and before the voters anticipated ? #hypocrisy", "id": "twitter_1691"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["even though they ’ re miles apart from one another , they ’ re looking into the same ocean . under the same sky . ", "@USER until u eat them in ur burgers"], "response": "@USER @USER apple kills people charley , and ur worried about these cows providing me with nutrients", "id": "twitter_1692"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Dear #Tennis Gods : Send all of your positive energy to @USER tonight as he takes on @USER . #FedFans want #21 ! !", "@USER @USER @USER Tennis Gods ? There only 1 #TennisGod & he can recognized as the #GoodTeacher of #Tennis , similar to being & a Good Teacher .", "@USER @USER @USER And you consider that one god to be ?"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER To use #RogerFederer as an example , he is the complete opposite of a #TennisGod . He is the #AntiGod ... . Basically , when it comes to being Good , he ’ s not . I hope that helps you .", "id": "twitter_1693"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I will be spending my morning at a speed awareness course . Joy .", "@USER I genuinely enjoyed mine ... I clapped at the end ( I was the only one ! )"], "response": "@USER @USER Just been notified that I will be taking part in one in the near future", "id": "twitter_1694"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["There are many different ways to run successful quality #Twitter account , but the basics remain the same : Engage , Retweet , Follow , Follow back , Unfollow , & Tweet ✾ #TwitterTips ༺ ω ⸎ ꧂ 〠 ", "@USER I have many who click like I guess because it's the easiest way to get that across . However , I feel if one like something it would be great if they could say why and to retweet so we don't have to keep tweeting the written word ."], "response": "@USER There are many reasons for using , which is the fastest option to use on #Twitter , to show interest in content Due to Twitter doing more nasty things , like jumping us to top of #TimeLines , Likes are used as book marks often Likes are added to 🥰", "id": "twitter_1695"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["1 . The BBC produces amazing , world class content and is well worth £ 150 a year . 2 . Switching to a subscription model would be financially ruinous for the BBC . Pick one of these . They can ’ t both be true .", "@USER The @USER need to take a long hard look at themselves to understand why they have become so unpopular ... to the point of being hated"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER along with the £ Millions they squandered on the new Eastenders set Then the of the actually reporting it's own ineptitude and incompetence", "id": "twitter_1696"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Outside the realm of music , Michael Jackson spent his life donating to charities , visiting hospitals , attending / speaking at key events for the empowerment of his people - all without asking for recognition . #MichaelJacksonBlackHistory ", "@USER Michael Jackson was a serial predator who used his fame as a shield while he groomed , manipulated , and abused children . #MichaelJacksonBlackHistory"], "response": "@USER @USER Lmfaoooo spaniards white Caucasians pilgrims and missionaries use their religion to abuse oppressed and enslaved other nations that would ruin other races for years Black history month", "id": "twitter_1697"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". @USER I have so much respect for you but I ’ m really , really offended right now . I never expected to feel this way . You really got on @USER & said you don ’ t know how folks eat in DC ? ! ? You must be eating in WASHINGTON . Let me know when you want to eat in * * DC * * 🙃 ", "@USER @USER @USER Yaaas thanks for the love ! ❤ ️ Our chef cooked for in April at the Issues Conference — AOC , you ’ re welcome to come by anytime for delicious breakfast sandwiches and egg + cheese arepas ! "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just checked out the menu 🤤 Definitely checking out next time I'm in #town . I that I can easily identify what's #vegetarian on the !", "id": "twitter_1698"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I will always be the OG of the OC , but it ’ s time to say goodbye to The Real Housewives of Orange County . It ’ s been an incredible ride for 14 years and I want thank all of you for your support , for your love and for … ", "@USER Thank goodness ! Your ego far outreaches your popularity ... happy trails", "@USER It ’ s called being confident and knowing my worth ! You should try it ."], "response": "@USER @USER Confidence ? Is that why you changed your face , because you ’ re so “ confident ” ?", "id": "twitter_1699"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Yeah , at @USER we need a naming convention so I can find every single dog channel in the biz . I keep belatedly discovering there are dogs I am missing cute photos & videos of and IT ’ S A TRAVESTY ! ", "@USER @USER This . As soon as I joined , I scoured for all the dog channels and regular dog posters in dog council ... and all the actual leadership and d & i stuff too ;)", "@USER @USER Short term , we should do a pinned post listing all the individual channels in #dogs or #dogcouncil and then point to it from the onboarding docs or something maybe ? #MeriAndShereeMostPopularCollab"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Love a good naming convention . My vote is for #good-bingo , #good-dustin , etc 🐶 😍", "id": "twitter_1700"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I just saw a Bernie Sanders ad where he states he wants to destroy the Republican establishment and the Democratic establishment . Yet he doesn't hesitate to take Democratic money . Why the hell would we want to destroy the Democratic establishment ? That's a hard NO for me !", "@USER Bernie Sanders is not our friend . He ’ s the enemy and he must be crushed in the primary . Period ."], "response": "@USER @USER Bernie Sanders sacrificed his own child on an alter in ancient Mexico ; twice to be exact . ", "id": "twitter_1701"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Nintendo ’ s little Switch oasis at Chicago ORD . ", "@USER have you tried Breath of the Wild ? heard it ’ s pretty good ..."], "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m told if you played the WiiU version it ’ s not really worth the double dip ...", "id": "twitter_1702"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["the wind is picking up here already , stay safe everyone , we have been walked and fed and Martha is cleaning blood off the wall again #happytail #lilbugger oh and the TV has gone wrong so she may take a glass of wine up to bed with her book while we still have power !", "@USER Loch Muick was a bit blustery ! ", "@USER what is the small thing tucked in Mrs C's jacket ? * does bacon ears *", "@USER It's mum and dad's dog Heidi , she's a chihuahua . Unfortunately the wind was too strong for her wee size !", "@USER ah my sister has 2 they are excused from visiting us because we would eat them ! XX", "@USER @USER #sorrynotsorry well she will insist on dressing them up in fancy dress as rabbits and they are VERY small ! whats a hound to do ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Awww . Gee . Yeah , whatcha gonna do . Greyhounds is hounds . That's in their nature . ❤ them g . h . ' s", "id": "twitter_1703"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I love this Mazda 🚘 I just rented ... it displays your speed on the wind shield ❤ #socool", "@USER The future lies in front of you . Happy to help you get there safely ."], "response": "@USER I am in love with this car ❤ Off all the vehicles I have driven , it is my favourite so far 🙂 ", "id": "twitter_1704"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ask yourself this simple question : is the world a better place or a worse place with Rush Limbaugh in it ?", "@USER Worse . Can ’ t wait for him to go ."], "response": "@USER @USER All these people commenting rude and disgusting comments apparently lack love of self !", "id": "twitter_1705"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER More of this and inject it into my veins please !", "@USER @USER I think the @USER team has plenty more in store ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I especially loved it when he violated the 4th amendment rights of young black men in NYC ! #stopandfrisk #BloombergIsRepublican #BloombergIsARacist", "id": "twitter_1706"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["The government of Lagos State praises motorcycle and tricycle operators for complying with the restriction from six LGAs , major highways and bridges . The enforcement of the State Security Council ’ s order began on Saturday , February 1 , 2020 @USER #LASG #ForAGreaterLagos ", "The level of compliance was over 90 % . In fact , some of the ride hailing companies directed their riders to obey the directive . This is commendable @USER #LASG #ForAGreaterLagos", "The high level of compliance has shown that Lagosians agree with the government on the need to stop the danger that commercial motorcycles and tricycles have become - a big threat to safety of lives and security of our people @USER #LASG #ForAGreaterLagos", "The little discomfort experienced by commuters on some routes due to the absence of motorcycles and tricycles is noted . This will not last as alternatives are being rolled out @USER #LASG #ForAGreaterLagos"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER As expected , Danfos have increased fares . Why are we wicked like this ! ! ! #ForAWickedLagos", "id": "twitter_1707"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["\" Provider \" or \" prescriber \" - is a corporate attempt to control & reduce patient-clinician relationships Just like in the Soviet Union , where the communist party mandated that people call each other \" comrades \" A nurse , a physician , a therapist is not a \" prescriber \" or \" provider \" ", "@USER Exactly ... do get me started on this ... cbt Practitioners have clients ... a patient is a patient deriving from the French meaning to suffer", "@USER It infantalises both doctor and patient ... and worse am sure it's complict with things like the opioid crisis", "@USER For corporate manufacturers , an opioid prescriber was a necessary element in their sales process . Had there been more doctors responsible for treating their patients , not just prescribing , maybe the opioid crisis could have been prevented ?", "@USER Yes indeed . The language problem extends further . I was talking with priests and lay Spiritual directors a while ago ... they were referring to their clients in Spiritual direction ... you see the problem ... clients ? ? ?"], "response": "@USER From clients , there is only one step to customers . BTW , how do they market their spiritual service products to their customer base ? I would not specifically blame priests . They are not the only ones falling in this trap . I see it daily in university departments .", "id": "twitter_1708"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Goodnight #wilsoners . @USER , @USER , ❤ ️ sharing #Cheddie #DayofDays2019 pics & save some new of it . I hope I can Chat with u 2morrow & I'll post more . Leave u with ... How adorable they r as or even . I'll always ❤ ️ them 4ever ! Look @USER their beautiful smiles ! ", "@USER @USER Goodnight :) I changed up the pics so hope you like them :) "], "response": "@USER @USER Hey Gina I'm borrowing the top right one . I just love it so much and Sonny face lol . Thanks much . Love them all though . ❤ #Wilson4ever", "id": "twitter_1709"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#StarTrekPicard is hope 💫 Stream an all-new episode now on @USER . ", "@USER @USER @USER 3 LIKES VS ZERO I GUESS MORE PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME ? 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Hey look that should be some very literal thing like \" see you are blinded by this very dangerous woman \" That is just a scene that imprints her dangerousness with a jackhammer kind of clarity !", "id": "twitter_1710"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER The BEA data for 2018 says differently . Table below is BEA data sorted for decreasing real GDP per capita by state . There are four states ranking below Alabama . ", "@USER @USER @USER According to Trading Economics , the GDP per capita for the UK in 2018 was 42986 . This is not specified nominal or real and , if real , the normalization base . But using that number as is , the UK ranked with US states would come at 43rd , just ahead of Maine and just below Florida .", "@USER @USER @USER thanks , I knew it was bunk ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER ? ? ? It met the standard of presidential communication .", "id": "twitter_1711"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["If everything I have heard about them comes to fruition , you will be pleased . ", "@USER They should look like these . Home uniforms are on the left and the away uniforms are on the right . ", "@USER @USER They would get fined for those , the knees are not covered by pads", "@USER @USER It ’ s photoshopped I ’ m assuming they would know the rules 🙄 ."], "response": "@USER @USER I wish the colors and the name would disappear . It will never be the same as it was , especially as long as the Haslem ’ s are the owners", "id": "twitter_1712"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Our Post-NSD 2020 Team Recruiting Rankings : 1 Clemson 2 LSU 3 Georgia 4 Alabama 5 Ohio State 6 Texas A & M 7 Texas 8 Florida 9 Auburn 10 Washington", "@USER Bro I know you are trying , but damn you are bad at this thing . I know you are probably 16 and trying to start something ( which I respect ) but your takes make zero sense .", "@USER @USER Salty at what ? I just think what he tweets is shit .", "@USER @USER If he had Auburn high I bet you'd retweet it though . Maybe one day Auburn will be relevant again and you won't take opinions so hard .", "@USER @USER I know where Auburn stands in football bud . I also know that Washington didn ’ t have a top 10 recruiting class .", "@USER @USER He obviously said he used team needs in his evaluation .", "@USER @USER In that case Auburn would be ranked top 5 .", "@USER @USER No bias in that opinion huh ?", "@USER @USER My bio literally says Biased Barner ."], "response": "@USER @USER Your comments literally say the same yet you are here attempting to call someone else biased .", "id": "twitter_1713"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ ve never known love the way Julie at @USER shows me love .", "@USER @USER you and ONE other person follow them"], "response": "@USER @USER The food is always and the drinks are #generous and the jazz makes the evening .", "id": "twitter_1714"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER proud to support #JumperDay ... making the knitting pattern of #RawData into #FairIsleJumpers ", "@USER Some people see a jumper , some people see raw data - brilliant ! 😁"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER working with communities to make #OpenData something #practical #useful and ", "id": "twitter_1715"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The Outer Worlds gets a release date on Switch , Stadia is weird , EA is weird , and the Switch Pro dream is over for 2020 . RT appreciated ! WATCH : ", "@USER I'm glad there's no Switch Pro this year ! I don't need it . I want a real successor when the time is right . Who needs 4K in a Switch ? ? I prefer 1080p and 60fps with high quality graphics . Even current consoles are struggling with real 4K ."], "response": "@USER @USER BuT THe Grafix ! ! I agree . If they ’ re really struggling to do 4K res , no point to it now .", "id": "twitter_1716"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In 2013 , a change in planning laws meant companies could convert old office blocks into homes without planning permission . But what is is like to live in a converted office block ? @USER met Nic , who has being living in temporary accommodation for three years . ", "@USER 📺 Watch Panorama : Cashing in on the Housing Crisis on @USER now #BBCPanorama"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Heartbreaking watching this ... people making profit out of other people's misery . #angry", "id": "twitter_1717"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Nash saw bridges and water ran away with it . ", "@USER @USER @USER I just was freestyling the idea of getting #immortaltechnique to do #raps over #mambo For a mantis over ✊ your and ( )"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER boot load out is 24/7 science for #scituatehighschool #ghostbusters was my pick for subs k ( jj ) also birding and mr ram esy let it fly . movie 🎥", "id": "twitter_1718"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER You ay wrong there big fella 😂 😂", "@USER Worst atmosphere I've ever known from a home crowd and I've been to the Emirates ... Twice 😂"], "response": "@USER The only fans I could here on the box was ours 🐺 🐺", "id": "twitter_1719"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["#PresidentBernieSanders is a real possibility after #Iowa . I know that terrifies some people and they're lashing out . But it energizes and excites a lot MORE people . Join them ( and us ) and let's make America a truly progressive country . #NotMeUs", "@USER If Bernie wants to win maybe he should muzzle Nina Turner ."], "response": "@USER @USER There's nothing racist about telling someone to muzzle a black woman ...", "id": "twitter_1720"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER You're basically famous for being a prostitute ...", "@USER Point is you're morally bankrupt You had no merit and simply used what little contact you may have had with @USER to cash in with a co-conspirator criminal that used you in very much the same way you've allowed men to use you most your life ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I love it when a #trump supporter calls other people morally bankrupt . These people have absolutely zero sense of or #hypocrisy . It is simply stunning to witness ! #USPoli", "id": "twitter_1721"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Christians wailing about the halftime show : “ Pray for our culture ! God have mercy on our nation ! We ’ re under judgement ! ” Also Same Christians : “ We shouldnt Fight the culture war ! Separation of church and state ! We can ’ t follow biblical laws ! ” ", "@USER I ’ m not watching the game . But I can only imagine the embarrassment and debauchery that this year ’ s halftime show probably is . I ’ m sure I ’ ll find the Babylon Bee article about it in the morning much more entertaining and wholesome .", "@USER I ’ m not watching either , I ’ m watching “ alone , ” But Twitter is keeping me updated on the game status", "@USER Random question : what season of Alone are they now on ? I think we ’ re caught up on the episodes available on HULU .", "@USER I think they ’ ve done 6 , but I got into it late and I ’ m watching season 2", "@USER Ah . Ok . @USER and I binge watched all the available episodes that were on Hulu . So now we have to wait ."], "response": "@USER @USER I ’ m watching on amazon and only have 2 seasons available to watch", "id": "twitter_1722"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Two years ago today , a gunman entered Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland , FL , and killed 17 students and staff members , and injured 17 more . We hold the victims and survivors in our hearts and honor them , and all victims and survivors of gun violence , with action . ", "@USER This would be a good time more so than ever now , if you haven't yet registered to vote and that you vote en masse , do so for those 17 people who should still be here today . "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER they were murdered in a place where guns were banned made possible by what they voted for .", "id": "twitter_1723"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is the age of the nearly-identical yet completely incompatible connector . ", "@USER There ’ s talk in the EU about forcing tech companies to adopt one standard .", "@USER @USER I don ’ t like that idea , I quite enjoy charger roulette"], "response": "@USER @USER LOL 😂 😂 .. I could make a 31/01 / 20 Brexit comment on not having to worry about standardization , but it might be too soon for that ( ? ) ", "id": "twitter_1724"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Today is a 9 day . The best day of every week . Happy 9 day .", "@USER Feels like an 11 - day if you ask me . So much emotional energy and people being just unreasonably ridiculous . You sure it's a 9 ? 😂"], "response": "@USER I withdraw my previous accusation . It's certainly a 9 day , #Blessings in disguise . Thought the floor dropped out , but I realize now that a door closed on something truly unbeneficial . The sky is just starting to open up . Blessings in mysterious ways . All is working for the .", "id": "twitter_1725"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["\" I have childhood memories of the climate being thought of as an urgent crisis , with everyone concerned about the ozone layer and acid rain , companies banning styrofoam . It feels almost like I hallucinated the urgency given what followed . \" - - @USER ", "\" What's interesting is that this right-wing criminal cabal that aligned in the 1980s did so at the moment that climate change was getting worse . And their response to the climate crisis was to exploit it , to accelerate it , to root for it . \" - - @USER "], "response": "@USER @USER Hella naive me to think that a group of Americans would be this blatantly sick and twisted . Your book , The View From Flyover Country , and @USER book , Dark Money , was proof . Now we fight for Its a lifestyle .", "id": "twitter_1726"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Asked whether he thought LFC ’ s total dominance of this season ’ s title race hurt the league , new PL Ceo Masters said : Obviously Liverpool are sitting here today 22 points ahead of the rest of the Premier League , but our television audiences have never been higher .", "@USER Yup , no reason to question any of those sketchy VAR calls . None whatsoever .", "@USER @USER you realise it ’ s not benefitted us ? ", "@USER @USER @USER It's not what VAR has overturned , it's what it hasn't ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Actually I like it that the MCFC fans are deluded and truly believe that it ’ s because of VAR that they are not winning the league-nothing to do with the fact that LFC are the best team in the league currently and MCFC are simply not good enough . Good , let this continue .", "id": "twitter_1727"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Yang on late-term abortions #OurRightsOurCourts : “ We have to get back to the point where nobody should be celebrating abortion ... it ’ s a tragedy , to me , if someone decides they don ’ t want to have a child ... celebrating children , family , these are universal human values ” ", "@USER late-term abortions are fucking miserable because they ’ re only because the mother ’ s life is in severe danger or the fetus isn ’ t viable . Fucking HAD IT with people who don ’ t know what they ’ re talking about making policy . STFU with this pandering bullshit ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You mean you don ’ t want to listen to any more “ geniuses ” announcing on public platforms that abortions at 9months are evil . 😏", "id": "twitter_1728"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Heads of department teaching 26 out of 30 periods . And running interventions , marking , planning , managing , leading , resourcing , parents meetings , reporting . And being told not to do much work at home .", "@USER I'm a Head baby I'm a head like a metaphor Ah ah ah You got me steamin at a hundred degrees Each time I see you i grow weak at the knees You sink me under , bring me undone interventions , marking , planning , But best of all , all those I am a Head I am a Head"], "response": "@USER You gimme exams marks down the length of my desk You gimme forms and a pile of requests I'm leading meetings , reports gimme beatings I take my meds ( take my meds ) But best of all , I love to be a Head ( ) To be head To be head", "id": "twitter_1729"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Oh yeah , you like Marx ? Name 3 of his albums . ", "@USER Duck Soup ? Horse Feathers ? Monkey Business ?", "@USER @USER Duck soup still makes me laugh so hard I nearly die . Haha ."], "response": "@USER @USER bloody Marxists ! still finding clever ways to bump people off , right ... ? #joke #satire", "id": "twitter_1730"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["👇 Citizen Khan believes in gender equality of course . ", "@USER @USER Funny how with a regular series of fatal stabbings this relatively minor incident seems to be the only one he turns up to show support for . Can't fathom why ?", "@USER @USER Yes very strange I can't understand it ?"], "response": "@USER @USER Not many white faces in the picture ? Problem with camera", "id": "twitter_1731"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Funny to see these Republicans claim we are irrelevant , yet pay such close attention to us while attending the #SOTU 😜 #rentfree", "@USER It was just fun to see the sour looks on your faces . Watching you all get owned . That ’ s all .", "@USER @USER Who got owned exactly ? What specific talking points did that ? I ’ ll wait ...", "@USER @USER @USER Unemployment numbers . Securing the border . Tax cuts . Deregulations that have DIRECTLY helped American working class . Over 7 million jobs . Criminal reform . Rearmed and equipped our military , actually with better equipment than bush and Hussein sent us over there with . Let's see ..", "@USER @USER @USER he has little to do with unemployment , border security is a fabricated crisis , tax cuts have made the budget even more unbalanced , deregulations that only help the rich get richer , again has little to do with him , reform that fixes the symptoms of a bad system and not the ...", "@USER @USER @USER And funny how you still have not debunked ANYTHING I have mentioned . Try . Why don't you spell it out for me then . I can wait .", "@USER @USER @USER No he did not ... Saying \" I debunked you \" doesn't make it so Sweetpea 😂", "@USER @USER @USER Anyone with basic knowledge of economics knows you ’ re lying 🤣", "@USER @USER @USER And immigration , just to point out a single point , is not economics unless you talk about the strain it financially puts on the system . Try again 😖 Or let the adults tend to this ? Grab a juice box and go to your cubby . 😉", "@USER @USER @USER Undocumented immigrants pay more in taxes than they cost this country . False narrative .", "@USER @USER @USER They do . Maybe you should get a clue about the subjects you claim to know about . This information is all easily found .", "@USER @USER @USER So ... Yup you are correct . Easy to find . 😂 😂 😂 Nice try Chuckles . 200 bil vs 9 bil ... yeah ...", "@USER @USER @USER They don ’ t cost the country $ 200 billion . You fall for what Fox News tells you 🙄", "@USER @USER @USER Fox news ! ? 😂 😂 😂 You did see where the article was from huh ? 😂 😂"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER If you believe Fox News ’ lies then there is no hope for you .", "id": "twitter_1732"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["This is the same epiphany slaveowners of the South had in the 1850s . Demography had turned against them . Their power and wealth were on the line . They started a war to preserve their \" rights \" and damn near destroyed the United States . The Trumpsters are their spiritual heirs . ", "@USER @USER Everyone should listen to Mr . Dickey . One of the smartest people on this planet ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER LOL One of the Most Insane , Really . Seems Like an American Version of Jeremy Corbin . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "id": "twitter_1733"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Soca weekender in Poland . I dunno if that is the correct place you know", "@USER @USER 😂 😂 😂 they hate black people there , make it make sense", "@USER @USER @USER They don ’ t hate black people here , they love Caribbean people . Why y ’ all fraid of ? 🍑 ?", "@USER In the UK we have a lot of dealings with Polish people here , not all are bigots - many are lovely but if you ask them , they will tell you themselves that they aren ’ t down with black people like that ..."], "response": "@USER Thats why they ain ’ t here", "id": "twitter_1734"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It is a sad day for America to see Senator McConnell humiliate the Chief Justice of the United States into presiding over a vote which rejected our nation ’ s judicial norms , precedents and institutions which uphold the Constitution and the rule of law .", "@USER You shamed / humiliated yourselves in the way you initiated impeachment proceedings , putting Schiff as the face of it and Warren w / that question to CJ Roberts was mortifying . Congress shouldn't be allowed to impeach unless they have an approval rating equal to or greater than POTUS"], "response": "@USER @USER THAT'S RIGHT ! SCREW THE PLAIN LANGUAGE OF THE CONSTITUTION ! THE HIGHEST LAW OF THE LAND IS WRONG AND WE SHOULD DISREGARD IT UNLESS IT SUPPORTS OUR OWN PERSONAL POLITICS !", "id": "twitter_1735"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Radiation has apparently leaked into atmosphere from nuclear plant near Dimitrovgrad , Russia . It's being detected 45 kilometers away and employees of the plant are quarantined in the building . Governor of the region has just denied anything is happening . ", "@USER When the government says , “ nothing happened , don ’ t worry , it ’ s all OK , nothing to see here , move on … “ It ’ s time to worry !"], "response": "@USER @USER Yep , same goes with the #coronavirus as we can always trust what any government can tell us about its spread . Doors being welded shut on apartment buildings there ? Yah , it'll be just fine .", "id": "twitter_1736"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["interviewing Finn Mckenty of punk rock mba later today with @USER ! ! what should we ask ?", "@USER @USER Did you really need an MBA or could a Bachelors have sufficed . Why didn ’ t you get your PhD ?"], "response": "@USER @USER That mfker deserves a Ph . D !", "id": "twitter_1737"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Base Zion Williamson Hoops cards , albeit graded are selling for over $ 150 . There is a way you can guarantee yourself a Zion Optic Rated Rookie and possibly hit a parallel . See below ! ", "@USER It ’ s insane that it ’ s being sold so high . I sold a lot of 4 zion Williamson cards pretty sure they would ’ ve graded at 9 + . I feel dumb .", "@USER It ’ s crazy . I really didn ’ t expect that from Hoops ! #zion"], "response": "@USER Especially from hoops . I kept hearing it ’ s a bad product which is why I sold low . My fault I guess .", "id": "twitter_1738"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": [". I'll wait for you among the stars . come find me when you're ready . #soultosoul ", "@USER we can't help but feel each other , it's because our souls are always touching . #soultosoul #Anamika ", "@USER I am in you and you in me , mutual in divine love ... #SoulToSoul ❤ ❤ "], "response": "@USER When love binds time-space is irrelevant you n me n you like both of us like same same . #soultosoul #Anamika artwork : Sheetal Bhonsle ", "id": "twitter_1739"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Three different sources say a firm called \" Shadow \" developed the Iowa Dem caucus app . They haven't responded to comment , neither has Iowa Dem Party . The firm was paid by both Nevada & Iowa Democratic Party , disclosures show . Also by Mayor Pete's campaign .", "Nevada Dem federal account paid Shadow $ 58k in August , Iowa Dems state account paid Shadow $ 63,183 in two payments over Nov & Dec , suggesting app wasn't developed until just months ago ? Both caucus states . Shadow is a spin-off from PACRONYM , a new Dem dark money / superPAC hybrid .", "There's no evidence Robby Mook was involved in the development of this app . David Plouffe , however , is on the board of PACRONYM and has been on cable news talking about the Iowa caucus all evening . Worth a question for him .", "Huffington Post's @USER is confirming that it was Shadow that created the app . "], "response": "@USER @USER So , the picture here proves what ? That looks like a spreadsheet anyone could have made on their computer . Pete ’ s evil plan here was to pay them 43K to crash the app so the results would have to be tabulated by hand ? Sure that makes sense . #laughable", "id": "twitter_1740"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Only the two land border entry points , plus the airport ( all marked out in red boxes below ) will remain open from midnight tonight . Carrie Lam has still refused to close the border completely , and condemned the medical strike as \" extreme \" and \" political . \" ", "The Hospital Authority Employees ' Alliance , the union behind the medical strike , says Carrie Lam's latest border restrictions aren't enough as the three ports of entry still open account for > 60 % of all arrivals to HK from mainland China . ", "Responding to Carrie Lam's characterisation of the medical strike as \" extreme , \" the union spox said Hong Kong's Basic Law guarantees the right to strike ."], "response": "@USER Just because you have the \" \" to do something doesnt make it right . #democracy would not work for #HongKong if you fail at such a basic thing", "id": "twitter_1741"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Please help if you can . She needs a one time hand up . And also please RT 💕 ", "@USER No , it is not a scam 🙂 Not that I ’ m aware of anyway . She has proof of her situation .", "@USER Sorry i ask that question because last time i sent three person money after they block me so i am little scared", "@USER @USER can you let him know your situation please ? @USER , you ’ re an angel ! Many blessings coming your way !"], "response": "@USER @USER Unfortunately , I don ’ t believe he was interested in helping He had questions about how old I was & what I looked like ( wanted a pic ) He did ask what happened When he discovered my age ( found my picture & he says he ’ s 29 ) he had to eat dinner 🤔 🤦 🏽 ‍ ♀ ️ but still got #Hope", "id": "twitter_1742"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not sure what I've done or really what happened but two people that I genuinely liked blocked me . Has me bummed , and quite frankly , my feelings are hurt . So I think I'll be getting off twitter for the night , stay blessed everyone know that you're loved and you're good people ...", "@USER You're loved #KindJamie 💖 🙏 🥰 You're awesome . I agree with @USER and @USER", "@USER @USER @USER Thank you , #SoulfulLesley 💜 🕯 ️ 🙏 💕 You are a special soul indeed , along with and ... Much hugs and love , my lovely friend . ", "@USER @USER @USER #KeepShinning your positive light forward . Hope all is well with you . I know you are truly loved by many . #BeYou ! ", "@USER @USER @USER A beautiful heart is what and who you are Cynthia , Bless you and yours ! xx "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thank you very much for the share . .", "id": "twitter_1743"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER Well , maybe that “ small company that just built an app ” shouldn ’ t take on a responsibility it is unable to handle ?", "@USER i ’ m not disagreeing that the app could have been better at what it was supposed to do . but comparing amazon to the small company is not a fair comparison ."], "response": "@USER Ok . Then I ’ ll compare them with a local mom and pop business that can reliably keep track of its inventory using Quickbooks .", "id": "twitter_1744"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Israel's government will meet on Sunday on Coronavirus . I hope that Israeli scientists will find cure to this . For decades , Israelis have been at the forefront of finding cures to new diseases and viruses . Praying for those affected . 🙏 #Coronavirus ", "@USER Have they found cures for the flu or the common cold ? I suspect containment is probably the best course of action . China is doing it right at this time ."], "response": "@USER Update : I understand the Israelis have invented face masks pre treated with anti virals to aid in the fight against #nCoV2019 . #CoronaVirus", "id": "twitter_1745"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["It ’ s disrespectful I even have to tweet this TBH This is KNOWN . Giants fans hella delusional . ", "@USER you have time to delete brother", "@USER Yea u right I should delete because everyone knows this besides delusional giants fans"], "response": "@USER @USER I'm a Chiefs fan and still know you're wrong in this one . But you're saying Giants fans are delusional ?", "id": "twitter_1746"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["He is just awful at the speaking ...", "The fact checkers are going to have a field day with this speech ... #SOTU", "Did he just say that we ’ re energy independent ? ?", "He ’ s taking credit for a whole lot of things here 🤨", "Remember what a great speaker Obama was up there ?", "Why does that guy have money sticking out of his jacket breast pocket ? ? 💵", "Maybe don ’ t bring up ICE", "I should try the whole dropping random percentages thing at work & see how far I get ...", "What would it take to get rid of McConnell , Pelosi , & the rest of the leadership of both parties ... ? #TermLimits", "This is more gallery than usual , right ?", "Pelosi fact checking in the background", "I hate that the opposition party always speaks directly afterwards ... seems petty no matter which party is doing it"], "response": "It ’ s nice that our politicians can all gather together & be civil with each other in the best interest of the American people ... #doesnthappen", "id": "twitter_1747"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I checked both @USER and ⁦ @USER ⁩ and so far no comment about the #NYPD officers shot in her district . ⁦ @USER ⁩ ⁦ ⁦ ⁩ #BlueLivesMatter ", "@USER @USER @USER This is not my district , but our thoughts are with all officers & people impacted by this shooting & the epidemic of gun violence in this country . Perhaps you would get less mixed up if McConnell stood up to the NRA & passed common-sense gun safety measures to reduce shootings ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Im sure the shooter was a law abiding citizen who obtained the firearm legally ! !", "id": "twitter_1748"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["UK Independence Day today . ( This flag flew at the Battle of Trafalgar . ) ", "@USER @USER It has no relevance , my family were at trafalgar something I ’ m proud off . Before you think I ’ m anti service men and women"], "response": "@USER @USER You saw the flag and it triggered you . Why not say ' Ah , a beautiful flag , I descend from warriors who fought at the Battle of Trafalgar ' . No , you are here start a Brexit debate which is now totally irrelevant .", "id": "twitter_1749"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Hilary Clinton rolled her eyes when Bernie said Palestinians should be treated with respect . Now you're all upset that a Palestinian just booed her . 🙄", "@USER @USER No ! they're upset that we all booed her ! #IStandWithRashida #BooHillary ", "@USER @USER @USER You are not any if those things . It's dangerous to start to think like that because you'll start to believe your the one being oppressed and focus on your imaginary oppression instead of the people you originally aimed to support . Not trying too shoot you down , just help .", "@USER @USER @USER Gee thanks , but I think I'll stick to being nice to everyone by trying to walk a little in their shoes and wanting better for us all . The fact my meme triggered you to respond with such negativity , says so much about you as a person .. none of it good . #MYOB sweetie ! #NotMeUs", "@USER @USER @USER Well you seemed to entirely miss my point . All I'm saying is statements worded like the picture are a slippery slope into being a worse ally . I'm not saying dont empathize with those people , I'm saying dont pretend you suffer what they do . Oh well ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You seemed to miss my point ... I never asked you what you thought ... Mind Your Business ... Arrogant , ignorant and rude too . You're a real piece of work ! Maybe you should work on you a bit more before trying to tell others how to act .. #PatheticPeople #TriggeredByEmpathy", "id": "twitter_1750"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This is designer number plate where is @USER ", "@USER Thanks , registration no . of the vehicle is not readable hence can't be prosecuted ."], "response": "@USER @USER Is this next-level or just plain dumb ? 🤣", "id": "twitter_1751"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Kanye West , Kim Kardashian Avoiding $ 600M Split : Seek Counseling After Rapper's Spiritual Awakening ? ", "@USER She's a saint and truly loves black people . Kanye is a nutcase", "@USER They whole family love black people ."], "response": "@USER @USER 💘 ⁉ ️ That's too strong a concept . I think they ONLY bet on the best ENTERTAINMENT ASSETS that would help them realize their own ambitions without detracting from them . Is Kris Humphries still in the #NBA I rest my case . They're HUNTing BIG GAME not guys just on the roster ! 🤔", "id": "twitter_1752"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Elizabeth Warren proposes criminal penalties for spreading disinformation online ", "@USER @USER How about the #financial community we remove 401K as the only option from CRIMINIALS stealing our money for generation . We bring back decapitation . @USER #superbowl #thursday $ AAPL "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER If u dont HUNT criminals my HATE & lust for revenge should breed your lust for justice . who is going to give heneraromf of the justice stolen from the royalties of kings / queens . The sword of #justice shoud take the head of #SuperBowl ", "id": "twitter_1753"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Why do people like milk so much ? Milk sucks . Fuck milk .", "@USER @USER @USER disagree , adam's gonna have big and strong bones thanks to his milk consumption habits"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sorry if this offends , but milk is", "id": "twitter_1754"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING NEWS : Olivier Giroud has completed a transfer to Tottenham Hotspur and an announcement is imminent in the coming hours The French striker joins on a 2 year deal from Rivals Chelsea for a fee reportedly around £ 25 million 🔵 ⚪ ️ [ Di Marzio ] ", "@USER Can't believe people put in the time and effort to come up with this shit", "@USER Yh so much time and effort"], "response": "@USER Yeah . You've set up a fake Sky Sports account just to post fake rumours to get your kicks . That's much more time and effort than normal people will ever have #pathetic", "id": "twitter_1755"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When #BirdsOfPrey might flop at the box office because y ’ all hate women ", "@USER Wow way to Scapegoat the guys . Lol just make a movie with actually attractive women . And not girls who look like anorexic teenagers girls from highschool ."], "response": "@USER Also insulting guys is a great way to get guys to like female directors ... .", "id": "twitter_1756"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["ADDENDUM : many comments suggesting this is a “ new normal ” — I need to reiterate : this is * NOT * normal . Men entering a Capitol bldg in paramilitary gear — armed w / weapons of war — is * NOT * normal . We * must * remember — or risk sliding further . See : Overton window 👇 🏻 ", "@USER @USER Just because it's \" new \" doesn't mean it should ever be NORMAL . Accepting such things as even sorta-kinda normal is an exceedingly slippery slope ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Democrats Were Saying the Same Thing in February 1864 . #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats", "id": "twitter_1757"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Samsung users ' freaked ' by accidental overnight alert from firm's Find My Mobile service ", "@USER God ! How do snowflakes like @USER cope with life if something as trivial as an automated text can freak them out so much . #embarrassing"], "response": "@USER @USER I guess haters are a side effect of fame 😫", "id": "twitter_1758"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sajid Javid - “ We are not going to have completely frictionless trade because we have left the customs union & the single market ... & that's a deliberate decision \" - \" We've been clear \" with the car industry that \" there will be some changes \" ", "@USER 2016 - No checks , simple . 2017 - There will be no checks . 2018 - Absolutely no checks , none . 2019 - No checks under any circumstances . 2020 - Of course there will be checks , we always said there would be checks , it's what you voted for ."], "response": "@USER @USER It's all going to be fine : @USER says the forms can just be binned so what are we worried about ? ", "id": "twitter_1759"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Can we get some new animal lovers to help save these precious babies ? ? ? There are so many followers that give their ALL and even give more than they SHOULD . Any help is greatly appreciated ! ", "@USER I no longer retweet 4 those without a 501c3 . When I pledged in the past , back when I had $ , I donated 2 icareihelp ( Dina ) she kept the donations and / or sold the horses 4 slaughter . I ’ m not accusing soulhorses of doing the same . 🐴 mavens & pals r @USER & @USER"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh wow ! I totally understand . I should probably check things out before I r / t also . I appreciate your comment . I can't IMAGINE someone taking money and then KILLING the animal ( s ) . It's hard to trust anyone these days . #GreedIsDirty", "id": "twitter_1760"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Poll : Biden's lead over @USER shrinks to 5 points in South Carolina ", "@USER @USER @USER It looks like Tom Steyer is helping Bernie in South Carolina ! He goes up and Joe goes down ... interesting !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Confirmed Tom Steyer was a secret mole planted by Bernie to undercut Biden 😂 😂 😂", "id": "twitter_1761"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["With an economy this good , it's no wonder Barack Obama is trying to take credit . But I believe the saying is : \" You didn ’ t build that . Somebody else made that happen . ” @USER made that happen . ", "@USER @USER Clearly there ’ s some lasting brain damage ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Oh I ’ m sure they are just headaches .", "id": "twitter_1762"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Some big M N Fennell news within ! ", "@USER Many thanks for all you have been and done for our students , both as a grateful parent and governor ."], "response": "@USER Thanks Phil for your fantastic support governor ever", "id": "twitter_1763"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["@USER I certainly hope that ’ s not the way you responded .", "@USER Of course not . But I sure was thinking it .", "@USER @USER Thanks for sharing your thoughts . However , as a pax i'm concerned about the possible attitude behind . PM couldn't know if gear is accidentally up or the result of intention . He does his job and clarified in a polite and prof . way . Solely for the safety of all on board incl . you .", "@USER @USER If the PM is uncomfortable with the gear not down at 2000 ’ . When company SOP requires us to be stable by 1000 ’ ( widebody aircraft ) 500 ’ ( narrowbody aircraft ) . Then the PM shouldn ’ t be flying commercial aircraft with pax on board ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Great leadership , incredibly receptive and fosters an atmosphere for open communication . What a wonderful captain you clearly are 👏 🏽 👏 🏽", "id": "twitter_1764"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Today I feel pretty tired but in a good calm state . Depression 4/10 anxiety 5/10 , those are good numbers for me ! Acting , yoga , breathing , meditation , my dog and video games help me focus and bring me joy . Love yourself first ❤ Namaste 🙏 How is your #MentalWellness today ?", "@USER Tbh ... not the best depression rating it is difficult 6/10 , anxiety has been 7/10 ...", "@USER Breathing into your stomach , inhale count of 4 , exhale count of 5 and repeat , cold showers if you can and a walk outside . These things may help you , you're not alone ❤"], "response": "@USER ❤ ❤ A walk outside would be a cold shower here in Oregon 😏 😉 This time of year is always exceptionally tough here ... A good laugh with my kids seems to help ❤", "id": "twitter_1765"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I feel sorry for death of #CarolineFlack and I agree something needs to change but I'm not signing this having her name on the law would be a slap in the face for domestic violence victims everywhere #CarolinesLaw #domesticviolence", "@USER I don't remember Caroline being found guilty in a court of law ... Given she pleaded innocent and her boyfriend retracted his statement - how have you decided that she was ? NO ONE should be hounded to their death regardless - the courts should decide the punishment in such cases .", "@USER @USER Many dv victims retract their statements . That ’ s why the CPS now have powers to prosecute without the victims agreement , if there is sufficient evidence ."], "response": "@USER @USER Yes - and the CPS do what they have to do ... What we DON'T need is vitriolic trolling on social media . If someone does something wrong , let the courts decide the punishment . People bullying Caroline on social media because ... they care about abuse victims ? #loveisland", "id": "twitter_1766"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Exciting day ... received delivery of a @USER #Moonshot #Edgeline unit and 4 #m710x cartridges for piloting our planned deployment to be accessed through our @USER Remote Computing service Looking forward to working with @USER and on the pilot 👍 ", "@USER @USER @USER Exciting times . Really happy to continue to help on their path to fully flexible computing"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Can ’ t wait to see the results of the on-prem trial ! The team are really and #keen to get cracking ! #LetsDoThis", "id": "twitter_1767"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The same federal government that is threatening to veto an approved oilsands mine over CO2 emissions exempted a Quebec cement factory from federal environmental review , even though it emits 2 million tons of CO2 . Albertans are fed up with the double standards . ", "@USER I ’ m not good at math but I think 250000 barrels of oil will produce 87 million tons of CO2 per day when consumed . I think 87 million tons is more than 2 million tons . Was there some point you were trying to make ?", "@USER @USER You said it when consumed ? So why not punish the consumers ... like you . Carbon tax on everything consumed food , cloths , iPhones , bandwidth everything .", "@USER @USER I couldn ’ t agree with you more , the more consumers are made aware of their carbon footprint by putting areal cost on it the sooner they will do something to lessen it . I personally have reduced my own to the point that tripling my carbon tax would have minimal effect"], "response": "@USER @USER Good for you Terry I can ’ t wait for food to double and triple in cost . It will be a much better planet . Survival of the fittest eh Terry 👍 Once we make food real expensive we can have a large percentage of the population starve and less people mean less Carbon 👍 . ", "id": "twitter_1768"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Many of the ads you are watching were paid for by Mini Mike Bloomberg . He is going nowhere , just wasting his money , but he is getting the DNC to rig the election against Crazy Bernie , something they wouldn ’ t do for @USER and others . They are doing it to Bernie again , 2016 .", "@USER @USER 🧐 Cory Booker , if you're listening .. Remember that time you busted AG Bill Barr in 5sec . ? Exposed his coverup for the world to see .. Those paying attention saw it .. @USER "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER . We need tons more of this , . You've got talented staff and / or they know such people . #LevParnas might like to do several #LevSpeaks segments .", "id": "twitter_1769"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Okay angry Berners , you can stop tweeting at me . You really do not seem to understand that alienating voters who could one day vote for you is a bad idea .", "@USER I ’ ll vote for the democratic nominee , but the cult personality of the Bernie Bro ’ s is just as bothersome to me as that of the Trumpers . Not comparing the two candidates , just the image of infalibility that supporters of both carry . It ’ s scary and alienating in a political arena", "@USER @USER My preferred candidate was Kamala . Bernie was second . Solely because of his followers , he's gone down . I'm sure I'm not the only one . Keep that in mind , Bernie Bros . You want him to win ? Stop being like MAGAts .", "@USER @USER @USER So you must have zero skin in the game if some people being mean online changes your political affiliation ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You skills of persuasion are mind blowing . Bernie is so lucky to have you . ", "id": "twitter_1770"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Last night , @USER received a historic turnout for an incumbent , shattering all previous records ! “ Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain . ” The great people of Iowa get it ! 🇺 🇸 ", "@USER @USER @USER I hope you run in 2024 - You would make a GREAT President - Wish you the Best Always . Thank you for your service . Les Stowe - Hemet CA . 92544 \" The Sailorman \" - "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER You have been conned by grifters .", "id": "twitter_1771"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Sydney weather : Collaroy and Narrabeen beach erosion as huge waves steal 50m of sand ", "@USER beaches are not static structures , which is why building on any beach is risky at best , let alone a high energy beach like many sydney ocean beaches"], "response": "@USER @USER Well then , we need to make them static . And every other bit of nuisance non-static environment .", "id": "twitter_1772"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER @USER Is one of this hardware wallet able to store #digiassets from #digibyte ? We will be happy to promote a hardware wallet , use it on digiBroker for improve security and offer some hardware wallet to win to our users !", "@USER @USER @USER It ’ s being added as we speak . We are in the process of building something really big on DigiByte . The world will see how powerful this blockchain is and other developers will rush to develop on it to ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER When will this next big thing 😀 be ready ? Weeks months ?", "id": "twitter_1773"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I enjoyed it to Birgitte .. many of the comments made by Poles and Germans are mirrored in Brexit GB 😱 ... the German politician married to a Turkish lady was unbelievable 🙄 ", "@USER Yeah but he in himself isn ’ t rare .. This is the problem , far right fuel fear in the “ others ” , but will happily in the same sentence say “ except for ” 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ It ’ s interesting when you delve into asking who exactly those “ others ” are .. Who are they ? ? Mad stuff Alexander"], "response": "@USER Farage is married to a German lady", "id": "twitter_1774"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Q2 ) What plans do you have for LGBT History Month ? #LGBTedchat @USER", "@USER @USER We celebrate it in march as part of our month but we are delivering assemblies-Tutor Period sessions - launching our ally card-and ending the fabulous week with a massive cake sale to raise funds !", "@USER @USER @USER So much here sounds great - can I please ask more about the ally card , which sounds really interesting ? #LGBTedchat"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER The second is a designed logo to show at our school we're inclusive regardless of your gender or sexuality . We have 2 rainbow flags on the front of our school & painted bricks to remind all we are an ally to the comm . As an openly gay member of staff it makes me so !", "id": "twitter_1775"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["dana loesch may have lost her gig shilling for mass shooters at the nra , but she's still pushing them beets . super beets . ", "@USER Oliver , just one question ... Name one NRA mass shooter ? I'll wait , but not going to hold my breath .", "@USER @USER NRA members have committed thousands of gun crimes . Thousands .", "@USER @USER I asked for a single name of one NRA member that's committed mass shooting . You have failed to provide one name . That's because there aren't any . Certainly reading comprehension isn't something you are good at .", "@USER @USER Devin Patrick Kelley Timothy McVeigh Stephen Paddock Se-Hui Cho Ted Nugent ( whoops Nugent is just a child rapist not a mass shooter my mistake )"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Sporky demanded a SINGLE name . You listed 5 NRA members who are murderers and criminals . Can't you count Lib ? 5 is more than a single one . Duh but may actually agree 🤷 🏽 ‍ ♂ ️", "id": "twitter_1776"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Ok @USER , @USER & @USER , & , if accused me of ' trying to politicise the bushfire crisis , ' I'd point to The Dictator to #TheCobargoIncident , & say , ' why #Auspol #Qt ", "@USER @USER @USER #PrimeMinister , ' #prophesied ' that #Australia a ’ ’ , by at the . of The , most of all , & especially , have now seen this so-called ' , ' come to fruition "], "response": "@USER @USER @USER to #assessments by Treating Professionals , #PrimeMinister , you are a servant of The #Australian , , not to mention of whom deal with for example , to be to such ,", "id": "twitter_1777"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["I can not get enough of the middle-aged dudes discovering that Rage Against the Machine is Overtly Leftist / Anarchist Political Music and suddenly hating their old favorite band", "@USER I ’ m 38 years old and have been lucky to see RATM back in the day , I simply cannot believe there are guys out there , my age , who are only just discovering RATM are left leaning and political , yet I keep seeing them appear . Did they ever listen to a single lyric ?", "@USER @USER These are the same people who claim to like Star Trek back when it didn't have politics ...", "@USER @USER @USER Anyone that claims Dr Who is \" too woke \" now never actually watched classic who ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER These are also the ' same people ' who supposedly all have anime lolis as their avatars #hypocrisy #generalization", "id": "twitter_1778"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["blows my mind people outside staten island / PA don ’ t wait patiently every year for Punxsutawney Phil & Chuck to predict the weather . imagine not feeling the overwhelming joy of groundhogs day . wild .", "@USER funny how this was tweeted a min after i dmed you about — feeling attacked"], "response": "@USER i ’ m sorry your town is boring . you poor things !", "id": "twitter_1779"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["If after watching this half-time show , you ’ re against immigration and think Latinos are invaders ... go to boring , rhythm-less hell . Really . Hispanics are Americans and Make America Great . Deal with it ! 🔥 🇺 🇸", "@USER I ’ m not a Latino but after watching that is there a way to convert ?", "@USER @USER @USER Y'all would never let me in because I can't dance for shit . 😢", "@USER @USER @USER Not true . My hubby's 100 % Cuban and can't ( shouldn't 😓 ) dance ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I know ! My ex is cubano . Two left feet .", "id": "twitter_1780"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["First please quit re-tweeting your own tweets only seconds after you tweet them . Its pathetic . second this statement is crazy . In this country each person is free to decide what they want to aspire for . Im happy 10 million is all you want or need . Other people are different . ", "@USER @USER you have a lot of good points but your debate style needs a lot of work . Free online classes would help a ton . @USER this quote tweet was super out of context . He said $ 10m / year should be higher taxes cause not “ needed ” . Doesn ’ t seem crazy ..", "@USER @USER I guess I was thinking under that scenario people would not be incentivized to earn more . AnywY good point .", "@USER @USER I think it would be a continued scaled and only anything over 10m would be 80 % where anything say 5-10 m / yr would be 70 % . Something like that . We ’ ve had that high of tax rates before"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Good luck thinking you can live a good happy life in #NewJersey with $ 10 million . One of the richest states in the country as well as corrupt . It ’ s No wonder the states residents are moving south .", "id": "twitter_1781"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there ’ s nothing that will stop them from defending their family , my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible . Do you remember Naaman ? He was a great military leader , and he also had leprosy . 1 /", "@USER Parent : I'll do anything to care for my family ! Especially rally and campaign to outlaw guns ! Parent : [ texts and drives ] God : 🙄", "@USER Yep . No-phones-while-driving is our family ’ s strictest rule .", "@USER @USER Nice to see you're reading your bible . The Hermeneutics is a wee bit dodgy . seems many of the \" man \" conversations in a way that seems foreign to me . The men with whom I speak don't seem to be represented among the man-side of your proposed conversations . Keep reading 2 kings !", "@USER @USER @USER This is the longest and most snobbish version of “ Not all men ” I ’ ve ever seen ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER No . All men . We are all horrible . Maybe y ’ all should just cleanse the earth of all males . The hermeneutical understanding is extraordinarily far off . And no , most men are great . You ’ re just hanging out in a sewer waiting for a diamond ring to float by . ", "id": "twitter_1782"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["What is the most terrifying with the #coronavirus is : As death seems to arrive many days after first symptoms , with those thousands of new infected , the fatality rate could be WAY more then 3 % Please someone tell me I am wrong 😱 😥 #outbreak #pandemic", "@USER They don't know who is dying from what ... Instant cremations , not enough test kits ... Most people sick and dying are in their own homes "], "response": "@USER Terrible :( I suppose we will have to wait death hits other countries with less infected to have an idea of a most accurate fatality rate", "id": "twitter_1783"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Trans athletes are not a threat . We need to protect trans kids — and all LGBTQ + kids — and ensure they feel safe and welcomed at school . I urge the Arizona legislature to reject this cruel bill . ", "@USER So now you won't even stand up for your own gender but we're supposed to think that you will stand up for all of us if you somehow became the nomination 🙄", "@USER @USER So ... How does she not stand up for her own gender ?", "@USER @USER Making sure that women are not cheated out of their own sports . Some of these trans athletes are clearly men pretending to be trans women so that they can have it unfair advantage .", "@USER @USER Trans athletes need to have their own league just like men and women have their own leagues", "@USER @USER Yeah , that's what I thought you meant ... So tell me how this is going to work ... We have more than 40 % identifying as men , more than 40 % identifying as women , and 0.06 % of the population identifies as trans . So in an average rural school that's a team of ... what ... 1 ? 2 ?"], "response": "@USER @USER In pro sports they'll be on ESPN ... What ? Maybe once a year ? Yeah . This is definitely a viable system for them to participate . Great work . You solved it . Good job . #FuckTransphobia", "id": "twitter_1784"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Asked @USER why I hadn't received my Stadium Series tickets yet . They stated they're listed as \" on hold \" for my account and will investigate further . What does on hold mean ? !", "@USER Maybe this is also on Adidas ?", "@USER @USER I heard that because of the response of fans on the internet they are moving the game to a different location . Maybe Folsom Field . Maybe Evergreen Lake", "@USER @USER @USER LOL there ’ s no chance they ’ d move the game to a new spot two weeks out when fans have hotels . Come on man"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Just some classic there guys . Alluding to people thinking they would change the jerseys because some people didn ’ t like them", "id": "twitter_1785"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["You consistently make fun of half the country and then complain that it is divided . The arrogance , mocking accents and smug ridicule of this nation ’ s ‘ Real Elites ’ is disgusting . ", "@USER LMAO , reread your comment to yourself a couple of times and really concentrate on the Irony !"], "response": "@USER @USER You have read your daddy's tweets ? I have retweeted to you on several occasions asking you seek help for daddy .", "id": "twitter_1786"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I ’ d echo the need for choice , if peer support was better paid would it have made a difference Christina ? ", "@USER To be honest my Trust pay better for its Peer Coaches at band 4 than some get paid as Peer Workers . But internal career path slow and limited unfortunately . I went for two roles at different end of payscales . And my responsibilities and Job Spec reflect my pay .", "@USER Saying that though due to my past work exp I was given more complex clients very early and I think people should then be paid more . Called a MH nurse as client in crisis and told we only do home visits in 2 ’ s . Hello I am standing in their flat alone ... just like the other 5 times", "@USER @USER Oh gosh , this has happened to me . Been told they are too dangerous for a home visit ... Erm , well I'm sitting in their front room ! !", "@USER @USER @USER I have to say next day I was treated as a coworker and with so much respect . I Didn ’ t see peer coaching as a clinician . But suppose we are doing face to face work in peoples homes . I was speaking and said ‘ sorry you are the expert ’ the MH nurse Corrected me"], "response": "@USER @USER As we were discussing crisis being related to #PTSD she said we were the experts not her . I nearly fell off my seat ! But I was the one who had spotted an order of service card dated around time engagement had stopped ... when I queried who person was I cracked open the case .", "id": "twitter_1787"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["This truck driver is my hero . ", "@USER Exactly how they should be treated", "@USER @USER For actually giving a shit about suffering animals ? ? ?"], "response": "@USER @USER I wish you cared as much about animals as you did the plants you are killing ! How dare you !", "id": "twitter_1788"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["In ONE WEEK , get the answer we've all been waiting for . #PowerTV #WhoShotGhost #PowerFinale ", "@USER @USER @USER Dm me I have the link I uploaded it on google drive"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER I just watched the last episode and I must say thank you power .", "id": "twitter_1789"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["im begging u to double ur pricing immediately ", "@USER u are worth way more than $ 80 / $ 100 ! ! ! nobody of ur current customers may buy maybe but that just leads the way for more appreciative customers to come your way . don ’ t sell urself short ☹ ️", "@USER @USER agreed it's worth more , but that would unfortunately price out college students such as myself that want to support an up and coming artist rather than pay prime just for the sake of the artist's exclusivity :(", "@USER @USER we all broke ok get over it and pay people what they worth aint no one ask for ur story", "@USER @USER lmao harsh . alright , sorry for trying to sympathize with his decision to charge less to reach a broader audience before hitting a level of financial comfortability to justify increasing price and still make a profit despite losing customers 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️ simple economics my dude", "@USER @USER sally , u tryna make his worth lower due to u being broke stop making it about u , as an artist we charge what we ’ re worth . fuck a broader audience im talented and i ’ ll always get paid for that . an artist doesn ’ t need to be at any “ level ” to charge WHAT THEYRE WORTH . go away", "@USER @USER I understand what you're coming from , but this has nothing to do with the ability of the artist and everything to do with the economics of profit , and your availability to break even given the reach of your current audience 🤷 ‍ ♀ ️", "@USER @USER @USER Also . He's the one pricing it . It's his . He can sell for $ 500 or give it away for free . What does it matter to anyone but him ?", "@USER @USER @USER totally ! ! I was just trynna help our other friend here understand why his prices may be where they are 🤘", "@USER @USER @USER keep the price and become a artist for canvasfreak or sites like it ..."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Lol . FWIW Miss “ Shorty ” seems like an absolute peach to deal with", "id": "twitter_1790"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["BREAKING : At a @USER rally in Iowa tonight , a leading Sanders ’ surrogate @USER led the crowd in booing @USER . ", "@USER @USER @USER This makes me sad . And frankly the audience response painfully remind me of the “ Lock Her Up ” chants at the Dem Convention in 2016 .", "@USER @USER @USER Maybe Hillary should stop publicly criticizing one of the Dem front runners in the interest of party unity just an idea"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Everyone has the right to speak their feelings , I support this right . I also support the consequences that come with with the right to speak thses feelings . I will not support nor contribute one penny .", "id": "twitter_1791"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["All you need to know about the Green Bay Packers 2020 current salary cap : Current Cap : $ 23,229 , 797 + Release Graham + Release Taylor - Sign Draft Picks Adjusted Cap : $ 31,549 , 207 - In-season reserves - Practice Squad - Contracts 52 & 53 Spendable Cap : $ 21,601 , 207 Any Questions ? ", "@USER Does this include the raise in salary cap we will see this offseason ?", "@USER Sure does - assumes $ 200M total cap . See top 2 lines in the picture ."], "response": "@USER @USER You ’ ve gain a new fan . You need a job in the front office .", "id": "twitter_1792"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Around this time a year ago I was mad at the world lol", "@USER Yea life was hittin a nigga hard"], "response": "@USER Real shit . But that positive energy you got going on right there is what ’ s going to get you to where you need to be . Keep it up fam , I see you . #Respect ✊ 🏾 and always .", "id": "twitter_1793"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["@USER @USER OU gets put out every year by the SEC ?", "@USER @USER Since 1994 A & M has had exactly 2 Seasons with fewer than 3 losses . 25yrs 1 Conf title . And a whole lotta losing .", "@USER @USER Last time the OU played the Aggies what happened ?", "@USER @USER You sure follow the Aggies closely and what happened was the Aggies spanked OU in the Cotton Bowl"], "response": "@USER @USER No I don't . I follow OU closely . I had to google the Aggies . The response took so long because of all the Laughing I did looking at their record . As I said The Aggies Had their best season in 20yrs . 11-2 & a NON BCS bowl win was their best season in 20 yrs .", "id": "twitter_1794"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["Been on 70 & 64 between STL and Columbia quite a bit lately . The cable barriers between opposite directions of traffic are down or are weakened A LOT ! ! ! Our kids are constantly on these roads going to @USER . 4 died last week . @USER @USER Gotta do better ! !", "@USER @USER @USER They don ’ t have any money cuz Missourians won ’ t raise the GD tobacco or gas taxes ! !"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER What I really like is that people driving pure electric cars in Missouri use our roads yet pay $ 0 in gas taxes . ! ! !", "id": "twitter_1795"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["I have been a business customer of MWeb @USER for 20 years and their appalling service is about to lose them a business customer , unless the contact me immediately to resolve the problem I have with them .", "@USER @USER It ’ s time for @USER , 24/7 friendly customer service ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER is definitely the best out there . No question about it . There ’ s a reason a company wins isp of the year for quite a few times in the past few ! ! ! Use online or app . Haven ’ t had need to call much at all . Setup and billing easy", "id": "twitter_1796"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["A woman refuses to have her temperature taken . A medic beats her . #CoronaVirus #China ", "@USER Disgusting i hope this world burns"], "response": "@USER @USER Ye let her out run wild and infect 10000 more Chinese and knowing that at least 3000 will die , if not even more .", "id": "twitter_1797"} {"label": "SARCASM", "context": ["The reason big government wants @USER out is because he is trying to cut their agency budgets . Under non-delegation doctrine Federal agencies would not be allowed to make regulations posing as laws . ", "@USER @USER They ’ re already not allowed , it ’ s called the constitution . Congress creates a Bill and the Executive signs it into law . Regulations from unelected bureaucrats are illegitimate , as is most of this government !", "@USER @USER @USER Tell Obama that . Throughout his presidency , he consistently went around Congress and did whatever the hell he wanted to do ."], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Thanks for that , I would have never known .", "id": "twitter_1798"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Happy #musicmonday and #thanks for #all your 😎 @USER @USER @USER for your on", "@USER @USER @USER Happy #MusicMonday to you too ! What are you listening to today ?", "@USER @USER @USER Hi have listened to 2020 New Music of course fantastic playlist , by also listened to this and this serious rock playlist 😀 🤘", "@USER @USER @USER #sorry just #stop me if i #appear to be me cope with and so does gives me a of from the we live in . These of from are the 🤘", "@USER @USER @USER I totally agree ! Music is so calming :)"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER Yes also #found this on #new with loads of a", "id": "twitter_1799"} {"label": "NOT_SARCASM", "context": ["Not long wrapped on the amazing #January22nd Written by & starring the phenomenal @USER For whom I have untold love . I'm so deeply touched by the role I was honoured to play alongside this stunning young lady . Thank you . 🙏 🏾 🙏 🏾 🙏 ️ ️ ️ ", "@USER @USER Two phenomenal women . Much love to you both xx", "@USER @USER Hey Roy , thanks very much for being so kind . Xx 😘"], "response": "@USER @USER @USER you still need to send the link to the fan you had at the party ! ! excited to be in it with both of you 😘 😊", "id": "twitter_1800"}