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label string	response string	context sequence
SARCASM	Yeah I mean there's only one gender anyways, women are objects	[ "LPT: If you're worried about hurting someone's feelings by using the incorrect gender pronoun, play it safe and spare them any unnecessary pain by using the neutral word \"it\"", "When gender is unknown he/him is default." ]
SARCASM	Sounds like you don't like science, you theist sheep	[ "Promotional images for some guy's Facebook page", "I wouldn't let that robot near me." ]
SARCASM	Ofc play them in try mode, Blizzard were so generous and they gave you 1 lane bot 1v1 with creeps to play your favourite heroes all day!	[ "My friends won't play Dota2; I won't play LoL; is like playing solitare with friends to me.", "And if i want to play a chimp that isn't on free rotation?" ]
SARCASM	I don't understand, Reddit told me that Hillary got a negative convention bump and that Trump had nowhere to go but up.	[ "Poll: Convention boosts Clinton to 11-point lead over Trump in Pa.", "+11 in PA +3 in AZ +15 in NH +9 in MI +1 in MO +1 in NV" ]
SARCASM	yeh, they're the reigning triple premiers, why bring up 2008?	[ "Wayne Ludbey: Jordan Lewis has the ultimate comeback to a swans player (last minute)", "Live in the moment mate, it's not healthy to dwell on the past." ]
SARCASM	It's because we are better now without Bo.	[ "AP Top 25 - Week 15 (11/30/14)", "Lol Nebraska in over us, despite us beating them, blowing out Iowa vs their ugly win and playing Wisconsin actually close?" ]
SARCASM	You just had to say that about the only white person there you racist pig	[ "Kyrie, Draymond, Towns + more reppin their Colleges", "Olynyk looks so amazingly out of place" ]
SARCASM	Ah... finally someone to set these damn vegans straight!	[ "How to get vegans to leave you alone", "Way to perpetuate the stereotype of the annoying vegan." ]
SARCASM	If you kindly ask Bitmain, they'll sell you some hardware, so you could start mining against them with it :-).	[ "Bitcoin economic majority must stand up against the miners and say, \"do your job, or you wont get paid\".", "I'd love to mine, Now sell me a decent miner from a reliable source at a reasonable price." ]
SARCASM	Why not say he's too sensitive about MLKjr?	[ "Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer 1:30PM ET", "The media will use this to say that Trump is too sensitive about his crowd size." ]
SARCASM	yeah it's super simple because of all the old code apoc runs on	[ "stop whining at gus for not fixing hacks", "actually...he can work to patch the hacks... rather than waiting for roblox to fix HIS GAME, he could fix it" ]
SARCASM	I was mainly going for that draculacore look tho	[ "Can peacoat a be used in streetwear fits like this?", "Sort of yeah but ideally you want something with a smaller collar so you look less like Count Dracula." ]
SARCASM	Um sorry I don't listen to paid shills who spout out obviously fake news	[ "If Trump Is Innocent, Why Is He Acting So Guilty?", "If Trump is so innocent, then why is literally everyone he's surrounding himself with linked back to Russia?" ]
SARCASM	This comment is just the type of hetero-normative blither that makes me cringe.	[ "These two hustling memers showed up in my Instagram.", "She just can't quite hold him with the poise and grace he can." ]
SARCASM	safe space = comfort + power white people can't feel unsafe	[ "Yale SJWs screaming at professor yesterday because he isn't making the university enough of a \"safe space\" by denouncing offensive Halloween costumes.", "Because having a woman scream in your face, remove her backpack, and move closer to you is creating a safe space too." ]
SARCASM	(The oppressive costume being any outfit showing even an inch of your shameful white skin)	[ "White males of reddit, how have you oppressed minorities this week?", "puts on oppressive costume, hits the streets" ]
SARCASM	because you weren't smart enough to read the rest right?	[ "I'm usually pretty good at getting people to smile, and I like doing it.", "i could not finish it, made it to \"thats because im smarter than...\"" ]
SARCASM	Thanks for endorsing their business practices and rewarding them with loyalty and more $	[ "Apple Faces $5 Million Lawsuit Over Allegedly Slowing the iPhone 4S With iOS 9", "My wife upgraded to a 6s for this exact reason." ]
SARCASM	She was yelling at him and he pulled out a gun.. I don't think that's terribly unreasonable.. what if the yelling gave him a heart attack or something?	[ "BREAKING: George Zimmerman has been taken into custody after an altercation involving a gun.", "Hey, guys, I bet it was self defense!" ]
SARCASM	Scott is NOT a human He is God	[ "Can we acknowledge Chica's left arm (your right) flipping out at the end of her jumpscare in FNaF 3?", "Can we acknowledge Scott is human and makes mistakes?" ]
SARCASM	Damn you Kibler, you're no longer my favorite.	[ "Kibler Uses Crush in Curse Trials, A banned card", "I should have at least used Dr Boom." ]
SARCASM	The suspects were illegal immigrants so based on that one instance all illegal immigrants need to go!	[ "AP: Manafort's plan to 'greatly benefit the Putin Government'", "Why have all three major news networks not covered the Rockville rape case?" ]
SARCASM	And people on terrorist watch list should also be allowed to carry their guns in airplanes.	[ "Rand Paul Wants to Allow Every Airline Pilot to Carry a Gun", "There wouldn't be a need for pilots to pack heat if every passenger also had a gun like the Founders envisioned." ]
SARCASM	Nah but Melo is a ballhog dand doesn't pass tho	[ "\"Melo is 1 of just 5 players currently averaging at least 21 points, 7 rebs & 3 assists (other 4 are Durant, LeBron, Paul George & B Griffin)\"", "Four players have played at least 500 minutes, and a 20.2% assist rate, and 12.1% rebound rate; Blake Griffin, Draymond Green, Joakim Noah, and Carmelo Anthony." ]
SARCASM	Ya OP, have you tried, like, not being poor?	[ "You people act like going to the doctor is the easiest decision in the world.", "Budgeting will help so it doesn't become so extreme." ]
SARCASM	Because of VdB posting with a dog in the Alps!	[ "Austrian Election Map adjusted for Population Density", "Somewhat ironic that Braunau of all places voted VDB." ]
SARCASM	Because everything outside of Western media is untrustworthy, right?	[ "Reports: Israel made & exploded bombs laced with nuclear materials", "Youtube is always such a good source of news, especially videos from an Iranian news source." ]
SARCASM	I think the solution is thatcthey need more refs and definitely not video replays	[ "Costa pushes marquinhos ( no yellow )", "Why didn't the goal-line ref or assistant spot this?" ]
SARCASM	But obama's not done stimulating the economy yet	[ "Assault Weapons Ban Likely To Die So That Broader Gun Policy Legislation Can Live", "Can ar-15 prices go back to normal now?" ]
SARCASM	because bernies terrible secret is going be revealed and leave his campaign in tatters.	[ "Bernie Sanders Leads Hillary Clinton By 9 in N.H., Gains in Iowa: Poll", "Remember it is still 6 months until the Iowa caucus" ]
SARCASM	I mean I doubt the league or player's union has any rules specifically for cannibalism.	[ "Aikman: Jones accepts 'pretty much everything' if a player produces", "Late to the thread, but there's some quote that if Jeffery Dahmer was good at football many GM's would explain that he has an off the field \"eating disorder.\"" ]
SARCASM	YA I SAW THAT CHASING THE CUP TOO HE MUST BE A THE MOST INTROVERTED FK EVER WHY DID CLG EVEN MAKE HIM A SHOTCALLER	[ "CLG Link on communication: \"The relationship between the management and the players, as well as the players relationships with each other, must, and will, improve in the future.\"", "The one who refuses to communicate is talking about player relationships." ]
SARCASM	But but we could have stopped 9-11 if we had it	[ "Iraqi general who works with American military kept from visiting U.S.", "Whether or not you agree with the policy, it seems very clear the implementation was moronic." ]
SARCASM	Why don't those stupid Palestinians just move back to Mexico (or wherever they came from?)	[ "Bodies of Three Missing Israeli Teens Found Near Hebron, Source Says", "How many more innocent people have to die before the Palestinians finally cease their terror war against Israel?" ]
SARCASM	owned by the good ol' Charles Koch foundation	[ "NY ranks \"least free\" state in the country", "Based on a libertarian think tank's definition of \"free\"." ]
SARCASM	But dude, if all the other fold it'll be awesome	[ "Hard Brexit: Theresa May to announce withdrawal from single market to get 'clean break' from EU", "it's like go ALL IN with a low pair on pre-flop .." ]
SARCASM	but the newest update 9.2.14 is sooo nice!	[ "What's the stupidest change you ever witnessed on a popular website?", "Maybe not a specific change, but I'm sure many students will join me in saying \"fuck blackboard.\"" ]
SARCASM	You have to understand, Kelly is a liberal and heart was in the right place.	[ "Kelly Osbourne to Trump: Without Latinos, Who Will Clean Our Toilets?", "How is that not a massively racist thing to say?" ]
SARCASM	I love blur, makes it so easy to read	[ "Thank you Firefox for being pretty much the only browser that can render fonts properly on Windows", "I think IE does a way better job at font rendering than any other browser on Windows, and that all of them do a pretty poor job compared to OS X and Linux." ]
SARCASM	No, we can always trust out government to be 100% transparent and honest with us.	[ "TIL: NASA was to hide the discovery of extraterrestrial life out of fear of societal collapse.", "Makes you wonder if they know something and they're not telling us." ]
SARCASM	how will the white people smoke the crack the buy from the blacks... see in the south everyone knows the blacks have the best stuff	[ "Walmart to stop selling Confederate flag merchandise", "Now if we can just get the gas stations to stop selling glass roses!" ]
SARCASM	Yes, one of the greatest actresses of our time, who is receiving a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD, really needs a career boost.	[ "Conway accuses Meryl Streep of 'inciting people's worst instincts'", "How nice of Streep to use the disabled to boost her career." ]
SARCASM	Don't you just hate it when players throw away their career for money?	[ "Dybala refuses to shake Allegri's hand after being subbed off", "Must be a sign about his imminent move to Sunderland" ]
SARCASM	Because Hotshot would rather keep Huhi he performs amazing in scrims	[ "If echo fox wins tommorow Then this will be the 3rd time in a row that froggen finishes in 7th place with a teamscore of 7-11 Whould have been the same with this years elements but they finished 6-12 this split, which means that this is a froggen curse.", "Why wouldn't Froggen join some better team like CLG, Im pretty sure he is way better than Huhi" ]
SARCASM	Yea must be really satisfying to hit lvl 99/ 200 mill xp	[ "Some guy playing Runescape at World Championship", "Anyone who doesn't bot on runescape is time wasting lol." ]
SARCASM	Republicans who want to save the environment obviously.	[ "People with different political leanings than me must be mentally handicapped", "I can't tell, did he mean people who want to save the environment or did he mean republicans?" ]
SARCASM	I hate it when people are polite to me to!	[ "What seemingly innocent everyday comment or question simply enrages you?", "\"God bless you\" is pretty presumptuous and irritating" ]
SARCASM	Well, in a that case I'm glad they killed him!	[ "Officers tased man to death during mental breakdown, then high-fived in front of his parents", "No one else is gonna mention that he was on spice?" ]
SARCASM	yeah it literally cures everything so harmless so natural	[ "FDA approves first drug for aggressive multiple sclerosis", "You or you could just take weed, a completely harmless drug" ]
SARCASM	Hey, we got a question once... I think you just gotta stop being so greedy	[ "People of Reddit, what's something you've always wanted to ask a a gay person?", "Meanwhile, us bisexuals are like, \"Hi, I'm still here!\"" ]
SARCASM	Well obviously there was no bad music played on the radio back then	[ "Found defeners on a video called \"How to make a hit pop song\"", "I swear to god, when people mention all the great music of the past they only list like 3 or 4 bands from a pool of like 10 (Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Queen, etc)." ]
SARCASM	Wait so when are we getting that sale then?	[ "Is the January sale going to come to North America?", "I heard that the sale would begin as soon as four thousand people made separate posts asking about a sale." ]
SARCASM	Except play it out from the back, clearly.	[ "Miralem Pjanic (Juve) goal vs Torino (1-3)", "Joe Hart can only do so much" ]
SARCASM	He doesn't have any tattoos in the forbidden zone so of course he's a model NCO.	[ "SGT Bergdahl freed in exchange for 5 Taliban", "I'm annoyed that they promoted a deserter." ]
SARCASM	A billionaire who has never paid taxes is so the hero of the working class.	[ "Trump considers JPMorgan Boss Jamie Dimon For Treasury Secretary", "He couldn't even go a week keeping up the charade of being the working class hero." ]
SARCASM	Thank goodness someone is around to call Russia out for being the plague-riddled barbarian backwater it really is.	[ "Moscow Court Convicts Five Men of Killing Anna Politkovskaya", "I thought the civilized world already established that Putin strangled her on his birthday as a gift to himself?" ]
SARCASM	but it is a failing state because of all the immigrants	[ "\"We Won't Block Pirate Bay,\" Swedish Telecoms Giant Says", "Damn Sweden I thought we lost you, welcome back." ]
SARCASM	But-t-t,we can do it right this time as long we have our president back	[ "Millennials flipping off memorial for victims of communist rule", "INB4 Communist apologists say \"but that wasn't real communism^tm \"" ]
SARCASM	Because all women are crazy and always want the opposite of what you are.	[ "A gym rat voiced his opinion on what kind of men women like", "It's usually neckbeards asking \"Why do women like douchebags who think with their testosterone!?\"" ]
SARCASM	Yeah, nothing to see here, move along citizen.	[ "Crude Falls Below $30 a Barrel for the First Time in 12 Years", "So gas futures are ~20% of what they were in 2007, yet gas prices are ~ 80% of what they were in 2007" ]
SARCASM	Yeah but they only did it to brown non Americans so it's ok	[ "Top GOPers: Sorry Trump, Flag Burning's Protected By The First Amendment", "Torture violates the ban on \"cruel and unusual punishment' but Bush/Cheney got away with it." ]
SARCASM	because apparently now fem shep was the cannon shep	[ "Why Bioware showed Mass Effect Andromeda's female hero first", "Because theyre sjw's who fight for nothing." ]
SARCASM	Don't worry its in beta it'll get fixed in 2016	[ "So, DE_TUSCAN finally (after 3 years) looks actually pretty decent and (almost) ready for competitive?", "I dont know if its your settings or what, but the ground texture is distractingly bad" ]
SARCASM	50 no's and a yes is still a yes ;)	[ "10 \"Nice Guys\" Who are Just Desperate As Heck", "\"No is just a yes that needs a little convicing\" That's not how that works" ]
SARCASM	Oh yeah, cause it's totally the first time European schools have done this	[ "Dutch Children Forced To Pray To Allah", "This sounds so absurd it must be fake news." ]
SARCASM	But petty name calling is a true representation of the proletarian struggle!	[ "So I guess it's okay to refer to the British government as 'fascists' if they're calling the UN housing report 'Marxist'?", "This idiotic sort of rhetoric is why socialism struggles" ]
SARCASM	no it's because america is full of mysogeny	[ "Study: Hillary's message was devoid of policy in a way not seen before", "But... but... but... I thought she said Trump won because his supporters are racist?" ]
SARCASM	I'm just glad someone was brave enough to stand up and put those overprivileged transgender children in their place	[ "Trump administration withdraws protections for transgender students", "I was just thinking today, \"You know, transgender kids have it too easy.\"" ]
SARCASM	Yup our backup catcher pitched a scoreless inning that game... Better than Felix?	[ "Felix Hernandez has given up 8 earned runs while recording 1 out", "Hopefully we get to see a position player pitch tonight, that's always fun" ]
SARCASM	herp derp, it's not like you could catch evolved pokemon in the wild in the real game right	[ "5 minutes playing and the first (second) pokemon i encounter", "Not gonna lie, kinda feels like they've made the whole evolution aspect of pokemon pointless in this game." ]
SARCASM	Yeah, but he is a man, so you know he enjoyed it.	[ "MRW I see a hot guy at the supermarket.", "That poor man, it's like he just got cat-called." ]
SARCASM	So what you're saying is that marbles are actually really big?	[ "ELI5: Is it possible that our universe is in a black hole, and that is why it's constantly expanding?", "A black hole is actually something that would be pulling inward, so much so our entire universe would be condensed into about the size of a marble." ]
SARCASM	Then it's okay, because the white people shouldn't have been here anyway!	[ "White SJW invalidates a person's race, assumes their relative is a rapist", "Speculative query: what if the native american was the rapist?" ]
SARCASM	He's obviously going for the classic physique look bro!	[ "Rich Piano's yummy snack based diet seems to be paying off", "His delts really look small compared to his arms" ]
SARCASM	But Pearl Harbor needed romance to keep me interested.	[ "What is something you hate that so many film makers seem to do?", "Force a romantic plot when it is unnecessary to the main story." ]
SARCASM	West Brom must be positively terrified right now	[ "Luke Waterfall (Lincoln City) own goal for Arsenal (3-0)", "Arsenal are getting into some serious form right now." ]
SARCASM	But remember, when the CIA undermines the French elections thats not hacking	[ "How illegal is to meet a girl at a bar, drink a lot with her, take her to your home and while she is unconscious use her phone to like your own photos on Instagram?", "I think this fits the federal hacking definition of \"unauthorized access to any system\" - which means you're probably looking at a felony with a couple years of jail time depending on the prosecutor." ]
SARCASM	Yes, we should all save our outrage and criticisms for the next Republican president!	[ "IRS e-mail hearing gets heated over hard drive crash", "Apparently since trying to get their way with 50+ repeal attempts of the Affordable Care Act, and 14+ inquiries about Benghazi worked so well they're going to try to beat the IRS \"scandal\" like the dead horse it is." ]
SARCASM	but but..she did them herself, so that's like, original and so edgy!	[ "This girl does most of her tattoos herself, the rest are done out of houses.", "Those make jail tattoos look like fine art" ]
SARCASM	No no no, she was talking about everyone on the continent.	[ "Now that the field has narrowed, can we demand those transcripts?", "She'll release them 'as soon as everyone else does' Well Bernie has and Trump is now the only one left out of the 'everyone else' category." ]
SARCASM	Careful, you don't want to come across as a discriminatory atheist edgelord.	[ "TIL the Greek religion's God (Zeus Pater), the Roman religion's God (Jupiter), and the Indian Vedic religion's God (Dyaus Pita), have similar names because those religions - along with Norse, Persian, and Slavic mythologies - all evolved from the same original religion.", "Isn't this like the biggest giveaway that religion is made up and fiction?" ]
SARCASM	Man, I've seen more than that on a Friday night!	[ "The US just confiscated a $180 million boat shipment of cocaine from Colombian drug traffickers", "ITT: People think 5 tonnes is not a lot of cocaine" ]
SARCASM	It's the double copper wrap that makes it code, just a single wrap would be a no no.	[ "When you need to splice but you don't have any one bolts or crimps", "I swear I've seen that in the code book as legal..." ]
SARCASM	Yeah, because we all know the left is incapable of this kind of behavior	[ "Silver Spring: Trump supporter's home vandalized with swastika", "I would not be surprised if in a few weeks it came out that he did this himself." ]
SARCASM	Gotta have that extra 300MB Of Ram when your playing games	[ "\"Windows is bloated to the max, idiot.\"", "people have this strange idea that most of your ram should be unused.... this is dumb a good os will use every byte of ram you give it people freaking when they see Vista,7,8,8.1 using nearly all the systems ram then saying 'windows suxs it uses all my ramz' make me giggle" ]
SARCASM	She should immediately capitulate everything so that we can all feel that we were right to vote remain	[ "Merkel throws down gauntlet to May: No free market access while curbing immigration", "Well, what else is she going to say before negotiations start?" ]
SARCASM	So based off these two stats do you think Winston will break the record before you guys let him walk?	[ "Jameis Winston only needs 6,689 more passing yards to become the all time passer leader for Bucs (Vinny Testaverde - 14,820 yds)", "The Bucs have never given a QB a second contract.. so, not that surprising" ]
SARCASM	Yeah but its "Organic Energy" you're supposed to pay more for the healthier energies.	[ "Proposed 7.1% PGE Electric Residential Rate Increase", "I keep hearing about cheaper energy yet the cheaper it gets, the more we pay." ]
SARCASM	Still less manufactured the 90% of music today amarite?	[ "\"The youth of today have no balls\"", "This is even funnier when you learn that the sex pistols were entirely manufactured by a record exec and werent naturally rebellious at all" ]
SARCASM	Very often my friends and I find that the colour of the token is more important than the power and toughness.	[ "My friend laser cut a few tokens", "I would rather have dice for counters and actual token cards for tokens." ]
SARCASM	And based on hamas's history of keeping promises that will surely happen!	[ "Report: israel to rehabilitate and help develop gaza for hamas ceasefire and demilitarization.", "Very solid offer for both sides, assuming hamas keeps his part of the deal" ]
SARCASM	This is like Deandre Jordan all over again	[ "Rumor: Durant does not consider the Knicks as a potential destination", "Damn I was really expecting him to sign with us" ]
SARCASM	Glennon is tall and white so he must be good	[ "Colin Kaepernick reportedly wants $9M to $10M per year and a chance to start", "When Mike Glennon gets paid but Kaepernick can't get a cheap contract, you know there's some stuff going on behind the scenes." ]
SARCASM	...and that's getting worse by the minute and nobody is going anything about it!	[ "Ottawa has really high ratings in environmental quality, housing, safety, healthcare and taxation in cities ranking list.", "Yeah, it's a really good city overall, so much so that we all work very hard to find things to complain about" ]
SARCASM	Yeah, eco rounds should be just as winnable as full buys!	[ "I am completely okay with Valve pretending this patch never happened and reverting everything completely.", "I am OK with them keeping the gun as it is." ]
SARCASM	It would have to be a legitimate rape tho	[ "Joe Biden backs $41 million fund to reduce rape kit testing backlog", "GOP will be against it because it would encourage women to get raped." ]
SARCASM	Not if you record the stopwatches with 60 fps camera to display on 60 fps monitors, then you would.	[ "If the fastest human runner runs at 23.35 fps, but we have monitors that run at 60 fps, why don't we send our monitors to the Olympics?", "The human eye can't perceive anything faster than 30 fps, so there would be no way for us to measure how fast the monitors are with our stopwatches since we're watching with our eyes." ]
SARCASM	It's just a clump of cells and killing it should be legal.	[ "Husband startles baby in utero by blowing raspberries", "The crazy thing is that the fetus has enough neurons, brain structure, what have you, to recognize the sound after a couple repetitions and become habituated to it." ]
SARCASM	But he's not homophobic or anything, he has a friend who is a gay!	[ "Because that's a totally normal, appropriate, not weird at all way to a approach a stranger.", "If anyone ever called me \"a bi\" I'd shove my bi pride flag up their ass." ]
SARCASM	Does the Titan xp give more xp to Windows xp?	[ "What's the most outdated thing you still use today?", "At work we still use Windows xp" ]

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