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13frfpa | Euler's Identity. If you dig MATH you know what I mean... | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 01:49:06 |
13frfpa | Octopuses have 9 brains - one in their head and one in each arm. Their arms can literally get into fights. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 02:40:14 |
13frfpa | It is possible to pull a jaw muscle while yawning under specific situations. I discovered this the hard way. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 02:55:27 |
13frery | You should at least have gained some karma and posted other comments, FBI Agent. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:28:14 |
13frery | Nice try FBI | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:41:16 |
13frery | Z library | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:24:42 |
13frery | TorrentLeech. It's a private tracker. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:24:59 |
13frery | *FBI has entered* | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:25:29 |
13frekw | A guy told me that to make friends i need to be more of an extrovert. Thankfully I didn't follow his advice too much but the times i did i felt so bad and nothing like myself. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:26:41 |
13frekw | When in doubt, whip it out | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:09:32 |
13fred0 | Plot twist: we're actually displaced martians. We fucked up mars way back then and now are doing the same thing here. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:30:19 |
13fred0 | They would enjoy jumping and howl a lot. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:36:44 |
13fred0 | Nyak! NYACK NYACK NYACK!!!!!!! | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:52:10 |
13fre6v | You don't quit your job because you don't like it, you just go in and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. | 0 | False | false | 24 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:27:54 |
13fre6v | This is the worst day of your life... So far | 0 | False | false | 21 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:45:24 |
13fre6v | “You tried your hardest, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.” | 0 | False | false | 16 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:28:28 |
13fre6v | Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. | 0 | False | false | 14 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:06:42 |
13fre6v | Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. | 0 | False | false | 13 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:13:24 |
13fre6v | "Money can be exchanged for goods and services" | 0 | False | false | 8 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:21:30 |
13fre6v | "It's pronounced nucular" | 0 | False | false | 8 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:14:29 |
13fre6v | If you don’t try, you can never fail | 0 | False | false | 5 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:24:17 |
13fre6v | "do it for her" read the plaque in his work with Pictures of Maggie covering the real Message | 0 | False | false | 9 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:30:48 |
13fre6v | Oh, Papa Homer you are so learned
Learn'd son its pronounced learn'd
​
OR
Dont you hate pants? | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:53:45 |
13fre6v | Doughnuts | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:24:52 |
13fre6v | (playing poker) Don't try to eat these so-called chips. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:26:23 |
13fre6v | Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
... | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:01:46 |
13fre6v | Homers refusal to let Bart see a movie in the early years. He made a punishment and he stuck to it. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:50:04 |
13fre6v | You won’t drink and drive if you drive between sips | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:25:28 |
13fre6v | "Let the baby have his bottle" from when Bart lost the school election to Martin. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 1 | 2023-05-12 21:23:37 |
13fre6v | "Primero quieres que compre el caballo. Ahora quieres que devuelva el caballo. UBICATE!" More people need to make up their mind about things in their lives. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:23:40 |
13fre6v | I never apologize I’m sorry that’s just the way I am | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 00:46:41 |
13fre6v | You don't win friends with salad | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 05:21:07 |
13frdsb | Not your question but when I talk to someone with a heavy accent mine automatically starts to change to be like theirs | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:29:58 |
13frdl8 | “Nobody asked for this.” | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:41:34 |
13frcty | A bunch of hookers and cocaine | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:25:10 |
13frcty | How big are we talking? If it’s a few hundred grand, buy a house. Millions, then buy a massive house and spend a while travelling in luxury through Europe and Asia. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:36:27 |
13frcty | Save | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:42 |
13frcty | Buy Reddit | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:23:03 |
13frcty | make more | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:23:46 |
13frcty | Retire and do a big thru-hike. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:24:10 |
13frcty | nothing out of the ordinary, just drop it into my accounts and carry on with my day, like today LOL | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:24:30 |
13frcty | Spend it like it’s my last day | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:53:22 |
13frcty | Invest and travel | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:02:18 |
13frcty | Get financial advice to set up a portfolio that provides passive income in order to live comfortably forever. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 01:42:55 |
13frcjr | redditors? LMAO | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:38 |
13frcjr | That's literally cyber bullying and it's a crime. | 0 | False | false | 0 | 3 | 2023-05-12 20:23:05 |
13frcjr | Some arguments are too stupid to respond to | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:49 |
13frcjr | Man, you post a lot. Are you doing ok? | 0 | False | false | 1 | 2 | 2023-05-12 20:22:53 |
13frcjr | Historically that's always been a bitchass move imo, with very few exceptions | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:57 |
13frcjr | arguing on the internet is for people who have already made up their mind and will never change it | 0 | False | false | 1 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:25:46 |
13frcjr | The people that stalk your profile like that are weirdo losers. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:27:48 |
13frcjr | Personal attacks are what people who do not have valid arguments do when they are losing. It doesnt even have to require the snooping. Morality and intelligence attacks are the most common when these people run out of actual ammo. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:39:28 |
13frcjr | Looking through it is fair game if it's public in my opinion, but using it as any sort of an argument against something the person says just shows that you don't have any actual rebuttal to said statement. Same thing goes for people that just resort to hostility and personal attacks when presented with information they don't like. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:19:07 |
13frc79 | An orgy | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:01 |
13frc79 | Full suspension shibari, eventually an anal hook was added... It was interesting watching the full process. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:35:58 |
13frc79 | meth circle. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:02 |
13frc79 | My friend putting her kid into a straitjacket. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:34:04 |
13frbz0 | I don’t. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:19 |
13frbz0 | Mine are mostly remote, so I can at least mute myself and browse Reddit while listening. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:24:30 |
13frbz0 | Depends on the situation, but giving feedback that meetings aren't value added and explaining why can help. You also have the option to decline meetings that you do not need to be involved in. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:23:52 |
13frbz0 | Double book yourself. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:24:52 |
13frbz0 | I tell them that I don't have time for meetings that could just as easily be an email or Slack message etc.
Most people I work with know that most meetings are pointless, but too few people take a position about it | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:26:36 |
13frbz0 | Sing jaunty toons in my head | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:44:26 |
13frb9o | Bunny rabbits.
They look all cute and cuddly but not many people are aware that they are smarter then dolphins and primates and they will soon take over as the dominant form of life in this universe | 0 | False | false | 6 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:28:14 |
13frb9o | Not death itself, but the anxiety of not knowing what will happen. I'd gladly just die if I knew what would happen. | 0 | False | false | 5 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:25:39 |
13frb9o | Dying, and worrying about my autistic son, if he's going to be okay when I'm gone someday. | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:49:19 |
13frb9o | I'm afraid of only three things:
1. Alligators
2. Crocodiles
3. Brain Aneurysms | 0 | False | false | 3 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:45:50 |
13frb9o | Spiders | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:35:18 |
13frb9o | Drowning | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:21:13 |
13frb9o | The irs | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:21:35 |
13frb9o | Death | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:06 |
13frb9o | Fear itself. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:26:56 |
13frb9o | The possibility of being immortal(nobody proved that I am, but nobody proved that I'm not) | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:59:24 |
13frb9o | My Mother in law | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:06:07 |
13frb9o | Dangerously stupid people… | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:17:10 |
13frb9o | Being accused of a crime I didn’t commit. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:00:31 |
13frb9o | Dying and going to hell | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:22:49 |
13frb9o | Kool-aid man…
I fear no man but that thing… it scares me | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-13 00:40:59 |
13frb9o | I'm not scared of death what I am scared of is leaving debt to my family after my death... | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:35:54 |
13frb9o | Dying alone | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:57:15 |
13frb9o | the fact that one day everyone that i care about might start hating me | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:07:50 |
13frb9o | Getting older and becoming independent. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:08:44 |
13frb9o | Getting drugs from manager at the Waffle House only to find out later they were laced with fentanyl. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:11:10 |
13frb9o | The continued fracturing of society due to extreme points of view and those that profit from the status quo. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:40:59 |
13frb9o | As an anxious person, change. For me it's a bit terryfing. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:56:34 |
13frb9o | Idiocracy becoming a true predictive movie about America rather than a comedy. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:02:18 |
13frb9o | I'm not scared of dying, but terrified at the idea of not existing. I simply can't wrap my head around the idea of nothing and non existence.
Some people have tried to use the argument of "is exactly the same as before you were born.". That doesn't make me feel better. If anything it just annoys me that I missed out on all of the other cool shit that happened before I existed.
I think I just have eternal fomo. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:32:30 |
13frb9o | The scary fact that nothing comes after death. Sometimes I wish a religious group could successfully brainwash me into believing in an afterlife.
That said, if death is anything like sleep, then it must be fantastic. The unknown terrifies me though. | 0 | 1683920459.0 | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:37:52 |
13frb9o | Becoming homeless. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 00:15:18 |
13frb9o | Losing my sight & being in Jail
I rather die than these two thing | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 00:27:15 |
13frb9o | SSA | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 01:41:13 |
13frb9o | Robots being in everyone's homes and automating tons of jobs. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 02:01:37 |
13frb9o | Peyote going extinct | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 02:16:01 |
13frb9o | Spiders, deep water, homophobes, and store mannequins. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 02:19:12 |
13frb9o | When you dream that you’re being chased by a Michael Myers | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 03:10:11 |
13frb9o | Clowns | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 03:47:19 |
13frb0y | Being raised by a cop. | 0 | False | false | 4 | 2 | 2023-05-12 20:21:01 |
13frb0y | Two speeding tickets. And basically damn near every time I’ve needed them they’ve always showed up where like “damn that’s crazy but call us back of you need us”. I used to have a Schizophrenic neighbor who used to yell and threaten us and yell at our house late at night (who was a gun owner by the way). The police never did anything | 0 | False | false | 3 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:22:59 |
13frb0y | When they shot my moms cousin 7 times in the back when he did nothing wrong | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:22:22 |
13frb0y | I was 17 working at my retail job (SCUBA store, massive retailer, like the Walmart of diving shops)
Close to closing someone comes in who we know has stolen from us before (typically shoved things in a backpack in the dressing room)
It's just me and my manager, I go off to "help" this guy and keep an eye on him. He grabs a few wetsuits and is chatting with me. My manager is watching the front of the store and of course another customer walks in asking for help. My manager couldn't say "sorry no we think we are about to be robbed", so he goes to help her.
Anyways, I get to the register with the guy. At this point I'm expecting a stolen credit card or counterfeit bills or something, since he's never made it this far lol.
Next thing I know there's a handgun in my face. Dude didn't take cash or the register. Homie just wanted the wetsuits.
My manager comes up running after the dudes out the door. We got his plate number and he sped off.
We called the cops, but decided to call the non emergency number since he was long gone and there wasn't any emergency at that point.
Cops show up FAST and just start screaming at me for not calling 911 instead. Like full on berating me as a 17 year old who just had a gun in his face. They cared more about that then the actual incident. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:26:12 |
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