diff --git "a/subtitle/dLjOLXmu68M.srt" "b/subtitle/dLjOLXmu68M.srt" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/subtitle/dLjOLXmu68M.srt" @@ -0,0 +1,4395 @@ +1 +00:00:00,113 --> 00:00:01,880 +(bright pop music) + +2 +00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:05,500 +- I love champagne, kitties and lipstick. + +3 +00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,590 +Meow. +(cat meows) + +4 +00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:11,503 +- I love corn dogs, but +there's nothing corny about me. + +5 +00:00:12,549 --> 00:00:14,630 +I feel like I can't hear right now. + +6 +00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:17,110 +- I like to steal things with +my tiny human-like hands, + +7 +00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:18,780 +and I live for trash. + +8 +00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:20,610 +(crickets chirping) + +9 +00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:23,417 +I'm a raccoon. +(all laughing) + +10 +00:00:23,417 --> 00:00:24,406 +(raccoon chittering) + +11 +00:00:24,406 --> 00:00:26,989 +(upbeat music) + +12 +00:00:29,318 --> 00:00:30,930 +(upbeat music) + +13 +00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:33,997 +Welcome to the Rank King Reality TV. + +14 +00:00:33,997 --> 00:00:36,020 +I'm your Rank King, Eugene, + +15 +00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:38,030 +and this is my Rank Wife. +- Becky. + +16 +00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:40,540 +- And my Rank Sister Wife. +- Alexandria. (laughs) + +17 +00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,720 +- However, I am the Rank +King, so even though + +18 +00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,780 +I will let you have your say, in the end, + +19 +00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:47,460 +I will close ranks and decide +the official final ranking. + +20 +00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:48,834 +- Patriarchy, am I right? + +21 +00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:50,340 +(garbled speech) Patriarchy, am I right? + +22 +00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:51,813 +- No, don't make it about that. + +23 +00:00:51,813 --> 00:00:55,010 +(women laughing) + +24 +00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:58,090 +Now it is very hard to whittle down all + +25 +00:00:58,090 --> 00:00:59,700 +the most famous reality TV shows, + +26 +00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:02,150 +because there are so many of them. + +27 +00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:04,450 +But our criteria was to +make sure that they had + +28 +00:01:04,450 --> 00:01:06,750 +at least 10 seasons, +which includes spinoffs. + +29 +00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:09,470 +What I've done is I've divided +all the reality TV shows + +30 +00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,210 +into eight different categories, + +31 +00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:13,850 +four shows each, so that we +could rank those individually, + +32 +00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:15,960 +and then combine the best +ones to get a final ranking. + +33 +00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,680 +We are judging the shows based +on three different things. + +34 +00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,410 +One, the concept, number two, cast, + +35 +00:01:21,410 --> 00:01:23,630 +and finally, number +three, and potentially, + +36 +00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:26,167 +most importantly, how trashy is it? + +37 +00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,000 +(raccoon chittering) + +38 +00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,260 +Is it just that right type of trashy, + +39 +00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:30,370 +where you need more? + +40 +00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:31,840 +And like every good reality show, + +41 +00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,338 +you need a catchphrase, +and mine is, of course. + +42 +00:01:35,338 --> 00:01:37,621 +- [Both] I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. + +43 +00:01:37,621 --> 00:01:40,636 +- No, I'm right, you're wrong- +(Becky gasps) + +44 +00:01:40,636 --> 00:01:41,469 +Shut up. +- No. + +45 +00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,219 +I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. + +46 +00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:48,305 +- I think I'm right, +you're wrong, shut up. + +47 +00:01:48,305 --> 00:01:49,157 +(Becky laughs) + +48 +00:01:49,157 --> 00:01:50,317 +- Wow, I didn't like her tone. + +49 +00:01:50,317 --> 00:01:53,821 +The first round, singing and +dancing competition shows. + +50 +00:01:53,821 --> 00:01:55,097 +♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ + +51 +00:01:55,097 --> 00:01:55,950 +"American Idol." + +52 +00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,650 +What do we think about the concept? + +53 +00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:58,830 +- I think it's original. + +54 +00:01:58,830 --> 00:02:00,800 +It was probably the first, correct? + +55 +00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,440 +- Well, here's what I +don't love about this show. + +56 +00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,500 +Like it was on forever, +they ended the show, + +57 +00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,970 +they had a big farewell season, + +58 +00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:07,212 +and then they brought it back. + +59 +00:02:07,212 --> 00:02:08,350 +- You're right. +- Just let it die. + +60 +00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:10,580 +- And although I love the +guest hosts they've had, + +61 +00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:13,120 +like Nicki and Mariah, and Katy, + +62 +00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,980 +I think that the format +has grown a little stale. + +63 +00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,900 +Now Ryan Seacrest, he works his ass off. + +64 +00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:18,958 +- I think there's two of him. + +65 +00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:20,415 +(garbled speech) I think +there's two of him. + +66 +00:02:20,415 --> 00:02:21,620 +- You think there's two Ryan Seacrests? + +67 +00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:22,577 +- Yeah. +- There must be two. + +68 +00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:23,930 +(eerie music) + +69 +00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:25,950 +- Because he's on the radio every morning. + +70 +00:02:25,950 --> 00:02:26,783 +- Yeah. +- Yeah. + +71 +00:02:26,783 --> 00:02:28,100 +- And he has all these other shows. + +72 +00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:30,350 +He's a producer on "Keeping +Up with the Kardashians." + +73 +00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,800 +- There's two Ryan Seacrests. +- Yeah. + +74 +00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,505 +- And one of them is a merman. + +75 +00:02:33,505 --> 00:02:34,338 +(water splashing) + +76 +00:02:34,338 --> 00:02:35,780 +The perfect last name for a merman. + +77 +00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:36,613 +Think about it. + +78 +00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:37,716 +Ryan Seacrest. + +79 +00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:38,549 +- Uh-huh. +(crickets chirping) + +80 +00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,140 +- He's a merman. +- Mm-hmm. + +81 +00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:43,079 +- The amphibious one +comes out, does Kiss FM. + +82 +00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:43,957 +- Yeah. +- So let's just put it + +83 +00:02:43,957 --> 00:02:44,790 +in the middle for right now. +- Okay. + +84 +00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,357 +- So next, we have "The X Factor." + +85 +00:02:47,357 --> 00:02:50,030 +"American Idol" has many +iterations internationally + +86 +00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:51,480 +and so does "The X Factor." + +87 +00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,130 +- Yeah. "X Factor"'s how we got 1D. + +88 +00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,260 +- [Eugene] And how we got Little Mix. + +89 +00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,643 +- What is that? + +90 +00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:57,476 +- One of my favorite pop groups. + +91 +00:02:57,476 --> 00:02:58,503 +You don't know who Little Mix is? + +92 +00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:00,660 +- [Alexandria] The British Fifth Harmony. + +93 +00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:01,850 +- But before Fifth Harmony. + +94 +00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:03,470 +The one thing I like about "X Factor" + +95 +00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:05,503 +that is gonna be more +present in other shows + +96 +00:03:05,503 --> 00:03:08,340 +is that the judges have their +own little internal tiffs + +97 +00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:12,140 +about I didn't win last year, +so I'm gonna try to do better. + +98 +00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:14,787 +I like that some of that more cast drama. + +99 +00:03:14,787 --> 00:03:16,190 +- "American Idol" cornered the market + +100 +00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:17,750 +on stand there and sing. + +101 +00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,130 +This is making stars. + +102 +00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:20,697 +- She's right. It's a better show. + +103 +00:03:20,697 --> 00:03:22,051 +- Did you like One Direction? + +104 +00:03:22,051 --> 00:03:22,884 +- Yes. + +105 +00:03:22,884 --> 00:03:24,372 +- Okay, so we're putting that up here. + +106 +00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,329 +- Who doesn't like One Direction? + +107 +00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:27,500 +You're not even American if +you don't like One Direction. + +108 +00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,780 +- The next singing competition +show we have is "The Voice." + +109 +00:03:30,780 --> 00:03:33,260 +So "The Voice"'s main +thing with the concept + +110 +00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:35,530 +is that they do blind auditions. + +111 +00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:37,290 +- What I like is after they do that, + +112 +00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:40,000 +if more than one person hits the buzzer, + +113 +00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,140 +then the person who's singing gets to pick + +114 +00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:43,579 +what judge they wanna go with. + +115 +00:03:43,579 --> 00:03:46,020 +- The problem is is that +it is solely interesting + +116 +00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,170 +because of the auditions. + +117 +00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:48,829 +- Yeah, it's not fun to watch after that, + +118 +00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,950 +and they haven't really +helped anyone's career. + +119 +00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:52,585 +- Just Melanie Martinez. +(bell ringing) + +120 +00:03:52,585 --> 00:03:55,260 +The trashiness of these +shows seem to be pretty low. + +121 +00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,200 +- Yeah. +- That's why I think + +122 +00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,209 +this fourth one is a great addition. + +123 +00:03:58,209 --> 00:03:59,780 +- Burn it on fire, just get a match. + +124 +00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:01,460 +- "Dancing with the Stars." + +125 +00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:05,300 +Holy cow, the trash level, +because the casting, + +126 +00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:06,650 +half the time- +- It's so gross. + +127 +00:04:06,650 --> 00:04:08,163 +- Is stunt. +- Well, this season, + +128 +00:04:08,163 --> 00:04:10,370 +they had Carole Baskin. +- Carole Baskin. + +129 +00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:12,003 +And who'd they have last, Sean Spicer. + +130 +00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:12,836 +- Sean Spicer. + +131 +00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:13,731 +They had Spicey. +- Yeah. + +132 +00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:14,580 +(dramatic music) + +133 +00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,900 +- That's not okay. + +134 +00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:20,029 +If Trump is on next season, +I will light my TV on fire. + +135 +00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:21,233 +(eerie music) +(fire crackling) + +136 +00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:23,040 +- Where would you put it in this ranking? + +137 +00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:23,873 +- All the way at the end. + +138 +00:04:23,873 --> 00:04:24,840 +- I would put it above "The Voice." + +139 +00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:25,980 +(Becky gasps) + +140 +00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,900 +Because I will watch a +whole season of this. + +141 +00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:28,733 +- Whoa. + +142 +00:04:28,733 --> 00:04:30,510 +- I won't watch a whole +season of "The Voice," never. + +143 +00:04:30,510 --> 00:04:32,417 +- Okay, pop it in there. +- So, here we go. + +144 +00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:35,909 +For this next category is +shows about real people. + +145 +00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:39,300 +So the first option, of course, +classic, "The Real World." + +146 +00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,909 +- [Becky] Eight strangers +picked to live in a house. + +147 +00:04:41,909 --> 00:04:43,010 +- But I watched all the first few seasons. + +148 +00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:45,500 +- I loved, I still watch "Real World." + +149 +00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:46,640 +- When it first came out, + +150 +00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,100 +especially with the San Francisco season, + +151 +00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,930 +they showed, for the first time, Pedro- + +152 +00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:52,740 +- We have to look that up. +- A cast member who was HIV+. + +153 +00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:55,590 +- Over the past few years, +Pedro became a member + +154 +00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,030 +of all of our families. + +155 +00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,530 +Now, no one in America can say +they've never known someone + +156 +00:05:00,530 --> 00:05:01,570 +who's living with AIDS. + +157 +00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:02,910 +- And it was one of the first shows + +158 +00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:05,450 +that had LGBT people +living in the same house + +159 +00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:08,630 +with others and a very +diverse cast racially. + +160 +00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:09,921 +Okay, so "The Real World" keeps it real. + +161 +00:05:09,921 --> 00:05:11,460 +- I put it up there. +- It's been real for like, + +162 +00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:12,293 +years and years. +- I love "Real World." + +163 +00:05:12,293 --> 00:05:13,380 +- As one of the first in its category. + +164 +00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,040 +All right, another show with real people + +165 +00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,524 +under one roof, "Big Brother." + +166 +00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:19,370 +- Yes, yes, yes, yes, getting lit. + +167 +00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:20,463 +I think you wanna see conniving people + +168 +00:05:20,463 --> 00:05:22,940 +and people being like +sneaky in competition, + +169 +00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:24,050 +you watch "Big Brother." + +170 +00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:25,810 +- I have to get them to despise me. + +171 +00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:26,643 +- You know what? + +172 +00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:27,730 +Maybe that's what your +mom means when she says, + +173 +00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:29,680 +they've all gotten mean, +is that, unfortunately, + +174 +00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,582 +they might be casting +that one magical villain. + +175 +00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:33,818 +- Yeah. +- It may be too much + +176 +00:05:33,818 --> 00:05:36,130 +of those bad people are +being cast constantly. + +177 +00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:37,095 +- Mm-hmm. +- Yeah. + +178 +00:05:37,095 --> 00:05:38,639 +Let's put it below "Real World." + +179 +00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:39,770 +- [Becky] Let's put it below "Real World." + +180 +00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:41,970 +- All right, next, "Shark Tank." + +181 +00:05:41,970 --> 00:05:43,480 +They're entrepreneurs. +- They invest in a startup. + +182 +00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,780 +- Like Mark Cuban, the bald guy- + +183 +00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,987 +- The blonde lady. +- The blonde lady. + +184 +00:05:46,987 --> 00:05:48,420 +The other dude. +- The Fubu guy. + +185 +00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:50,670 +- Yes, they have everyday people come, + +186 +00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:52,680 +and pitch their products. + +187 +00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,743 +- And we get real things from +it. We got squatty potty. + +188 +00:05:54,743 --> 00:05:57,360 +- Squatty potty was "Shark Tank"? + +189 +00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,693 +Shit. Literally. + +190 +00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,720 +(dramatic music) +(woman farting) + +191 +00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,110 +Where it has strengths in concept, + +192 +00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:04,800 +maybe a little less strength in cast? + +193 +00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,910 +Like it's more about product, +so where would you put this? + +194 +00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:07,830 +- I'd put it second. + +195 +00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:08,827 +- I'd put it between the two. +- I would agree. + +196 +00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,390 +I'd like to keep "Real World" at the top. + +197 +00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:14,602 +Okay, whoa, and finally, +our category of real people. + +198 +00:06:14,602 --> 00:06:17,097 +- The realest of the real. +- The realest of the real. + +199 +00:06:17,097 --> 00:06:19,520 +"Jersey Shore." +- Oh, I brought my board game. + +200 +00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,250 +I had a period of time +when I was unemployed, + +201 +00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,560 +and I watched all 10 seasons, and now, + +202 +00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,970 +I can play this trivia +game anytime and I can win. + +203 +00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:29,500 +- I still think the most +iconic scene of reality TV + +204 +00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:33,500 +is Snooki reading that +letter that she wrote, + +205 +00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:36,400 +when she typed out a letter +about, was it Ronnie, + +206 +00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,476 +like rubbing his face + +207 +00:06:37,476 --> 00:06:38,710 +in someone's breasteses? +- It was like, Dear Sammi, + +208 +00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:40,420 +the other night at bed. + +209 +00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:45,080 +- Put his head in between a +cocktail waitresses' breasts. + +210 +00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,560 +- Ronnie has his face + +211 +00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,750 +in between two cocktail +waitresses' breasts. + +212 +00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:52,390 +- And she read it so seriously. + +213 +00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:54,623 +- Y'all, the trash level on +this show is through the roof. + +214 +00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:57,820 +- She was being a nuisance, like really? + +215 +00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:59,310 +I didn't even know there +was a charge for that. + +216 +00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,460 +- I'm a (beeps) good person. + +217 +00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:02,457 +- It's the best, though. + +218 +00:07:02,457 --> 00:07:03,460 +- "Jersey Shore" is second. + +219 +00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:04,530 +- Oh. +- That's fair. + +220 +00:07:04,530 --> 00:07:06,830 +- Next up, we have cooking shows. + +221 +00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:08,210 +The first, "Top Chef." + +222 +00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,740 +It's a pure competition +show, where the talent + +223 +00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:13,430 +and the contestants are serious about it. + +224 +00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:15,005 +- You're rooting for everyone. + +225 +00:07:15,005 --> 00:07:15,880 +- Exactly. +- You're not trying to like, + +226 +00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,110 +get the trash from here. + +227 +00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:18,297 +- But I also love Padma's + +228 +00:07:18,297 --> 00:07:20,467 +"Jonathan. +(melancholy music) + +229 +00:07:20,467 --> 00:07:22,024 +"Please pack your knives and go." + +230 +00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:23,590 +(dramatic music) +- Pack your knives and go. + +231 +00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:26,857 +- Okay, now let's go in the +opposite end of nice hosts. + +232 +00:07:26,857 --> 00:07:29,040 +"Hell's Kitchen." +- It's (beeps). + +233 +00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,360 +- Won't even talk about concept. + +234 +00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,900 +Let's talk about Gordon, the star. + +235 +00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:32,733 +- I love Gordon. + +236 +00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:33,710 +- Gordon Ramsey. +- Yeah. + +237 +00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:34,998 +- He looks like a giant thumb. + +238 +00:07:34,998 --> 00:07:36,390 +(whimsical music) +Like remember + +239 +00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,740 +the Thumb-Thumbs from "Spy Kids"? + +240 +00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,659 +He looks just like that, +but I also love him. + +241 +00:07:40,659 --> 00:07:44,420 +- And he is someone who I +feel like is mean for cameras. + +242 +00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,420 +- He's also a really good family man, + +243 +00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:48,990 +like he's always blessing +his kids and supporting them. + +244 +00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,130 +- [Becky] He roasts people +on TikTok and it's very cute. + +245 +00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:52,721 +- He's very up with the social media. + +246 +00:07:52,721 --> 00:07:53,554 +- He's up with the kids. + +247 +00:07:53,554 --> 00:07:55,552 +Also, he gave us the +iconic, ready, Eugene? + +248 +00:07:55,552 --> 00:07:57,466 +What are you? +(Eugene laughs) + +249 +00:07:57,466 --> 00:07:58,430 +- What are you? + +250 +00:07:58,430 --> 00:07:59,659 +- An idiot sandwich. + +251 +00:07:59,659 --> 00:08:00,493 +- I'm an idiot sandwich. +- Yeah. + +252 +00:08:00,493 --> 00:08:02,430 +- Do you think it's above "Top Chef"? + +253 +00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:03,810 +- For me, it is. +- Yeah. + +254 +00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:06,830 +I think, for me, "Hell's +Kitchen" is gonna go lower + +255 +00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:09,880 +than "Top Chef" because I enjoy +"Kitchen Nightmares" more. + +256 +00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,080 +- This is based on star power alone. + +257 +00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,252 +Gordon Ramsey puts this above "Top Chef." + +258 +00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:15,520 +- [Becky] Whoa. + +259 +00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,947 +- Next show, "Chopped." + +260 +00:08:16,947 --> 00:08:19,090 +"Chopped" concept is incredible. + +261 +00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:20,870 +It's basically, you bring +in four amateur chefs, + +262 +00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:23,320 +you give them a basket +with one cuckoo ingredient. + +263 +00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,880 +You got rice, you got +chicken, and Jolly Ranchers. + +264 +00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:27,713 +- I love this show. + +265 +00:08:27,713 --> 00:08:29,600 +I love that like, there's +always a little bit of drama. + +266 +00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,179 +- Food Network and HGTV and Discovery, + +267 +00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,990 +they have what I call hotel shows, + +268 +00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:35,960 +for the fact it doesn't really have much + +269 +00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,000 +of a stand-out cast. + +270 +00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 +I would put it at the bottom. + +271 +00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,746 +All right, and the final cooking show, + +272 +00:08:40,746 --> 00:08:42,140 +"The Great British Bake Off." + +273 +00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:42,972 +Don't even need to talk +about it, number one. + +274 +00:08:42,972 --> 00:08:44,450 +- Yay, number one. +- Thank you very much. + +275 +00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:45,580 +- Thank you, thank you. +- Are you gonna argue that? + +276 +00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:46,560 +- No. +- Do you watch this? + +277 +00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,370 +- I don't hate it, I +just never got into it, + +278 +00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:50,820 +but I do miss the trash. + +279 +00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:52,710 +I need the trash. +(raccoons chittering) + +280 +00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:55,040 +- Concept, great. Cast, amazing. + +281 +00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,760 +It's the opposite of trash, +but it's on the same spectrum. + +282 +00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:58,670 +It almost comes around. + +283 +00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:01,400 +I call it twee. +(bright orchestral music) + +284 +00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,060 +- What does twee mean? +- Yeah, what, twee? + +285 +00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:04,410 +- Kind of like British Kawaii. + +286 +00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,866 +It's scratching the same +itch as trash, but with twee. + +287 +00:09:06,866 --> 00:09:08,100 +(dogs growling) +Something that you start + +288 +00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,473 +craving like an addiction. + +289 +00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,440 +Hey, Kim. +(dramatic music) + +290 +00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,550 +- Relax, Kimberly. + +291 +00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:14,498 +- Do you like "Great British Bake Off"? + +292 +00:09:14,498 --> 00:09:15,530 +- [Becky] Do you like +"Great British Bake Off"? + +293 +00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:16,600 +- He looks like he's dressed for it. + +294 +00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,433 +- He does. + +295 +00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,692 +What are you going to be making +for your showstopper today? + +296 +00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:21,460 +- I'm going to make... + +297 +00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:24,473 +- Soggy. +- Soggy bottom biscuits. + +298 +00:09:24,473 --> 00:09:25,350 +- No soggy bottoms. + +299 +00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:26,405 +- [Paul] No. + +300 +00:09:26,405 --> 00:09:27,260 +- Soggy bottom. +- Soggy bottom. + +301 +00:09:27,260 --> 00:09:28,138 +- Number one. + +302 +00:09:28,138 --> 00:09:29,036 +- I think I need to watch it more. + +303 +00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:29,869 +- You do. +- It sounds great. + +304 +00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:30,702 +- Yeah. +- Yeah. + +305 +00:09:30,702 --> 00:09:33,930 +- "Bake Off," number one +food show in our book. + +306 +00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:35,026 +Where'd he go? + +307 +00:09:35,026 --> 00:09:37,015 +(talking over each other) +(all laughing) + +308 +00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:37,848 +- He was like, ah! +- He was like, + +309 +00:09:37,848 --> 00:09:39,338 +I'm not part of this parody anymore. + +310 +00:09:39,338 --> 00:09:40,970 +(energetic electronic whirring) + +311 +00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:42,506 +The next category, which I believe + +312 +00:09:42,506 --> 00:09:44,590 +is one of their favorites, + +313 +00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,765 +these are shows about rich people. + +314 +00:09:46,765 --> 00:09:47,848 +- [Both] Yay! + +315 +00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:49,870 +- Not my personal category, + +316 +00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:51,870 +so I'm gonna let them fight it out. + +317 +00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:54,385 +Starting with the iconic, +"Real Housewives." + +318 +00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,680 +(both women cheering) + +319 +00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,640 +- [Alexandria] It's rich women. + +320 +00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,260 +You don't even have to be a housewife. + +321 +00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:00,331 +You don't have to be married. + +322 +00:10:00,331 --> 00:10:01,164 +- [Becky] No. + +323 +00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:02,400 +- And you have to be fairly rich, + +324 +00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,100 +or you have to be pretending to be rich. + +325 +00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,620 +- So there's a concept +of being house rich, + +326 +00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:08,530 +or being like money rich. + +327 +00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:10,040 +So money rich, meaning you can go out + +328 +00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,640 +and you can travel and +you spend money on things. + +329 +00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,840 +Bethany, season one of "Real +Housewives of New York," + +330 +00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,700 +is money rich. +- The crazy season + +331 +00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,310 +was "Real Housewives of D.C." + +332 +00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:20,630 +Do you remember Obama's very first, + +333 +00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,463 +I forgot which dinner it was. + +334 +00:10:21,463 --> 00:10:23,329 +It was one of the very first +dinners that he hosted? + +335 +00:10:23,329 --> 00:10:25,030 +- What I know is what everybody knows, + +336 +00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:26,980 +which is that these people should not + +337 +00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:27,980 +have gotten through the gate. + +338 +00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:30,103 +- It was this fake rich +couple from the show. + +339 +00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:33,950 +- So then, this is the type +of show that you know is good + +340 +00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:35,830 +because people can talk +about this for hours. + +341 +00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:37,800 +Once you get to a fight scene, + +342 +00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,820 +those transcend space and time. + +343 +00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:41,934 +- Go to sleep, go to sleep! + +344 +00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:42,767 +Are you crazy? + +345 +00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,256 +- What's the one where +Teresa in Jersey is about- + +346 +00:10:45,256 --> 00:10:46,089 +- [Alexandria] I was gonna say- + +347 +00:10:46,089 --> 00:10:47,955 +- [All] Prostitution whore! + +348 +00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:52,401 +- Prostitution whore, you +were (beeps) engaged 19 times. + +349 +00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,326 +(glasses rattling) +(beeps) Stupid bitch. + +350 +00:10:54,326 --> 00:10:56,090 +- Prostitution whore! +- What about the leg? + +351 +00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,160 +- I was gonna say. +- The only thing fake- + +352 +00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:58,993 +- Aviva. +- Aviva. + +353 +00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:00,495 +- About me is this. +- Is this. + +354 +00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:02,666 +- I'll crawl out, here, go ahead. + +355 +00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:05,287 +(crowd gasping) +Go ahead, Heather, okay? + +356 +00:11:05,287 --> 00:11:06,120 +- [Woman] Oh my God. + +357 +00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,720 +- It sounds like it's gonna be hard + +358 +00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,630 +to beat "The Real Housewives" + +359 +00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:09,463 +for number one, right? +- Yes. + +360 +00:11:09,463 --> 00:11:11,050 +- So I'm putting them +right here for right now. + +361 +00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,172 +- I think it's a perfect show. + +362 +00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,780 +- Yeah. +- Whoa-oh. + +363 +00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:14,665 +- Not just reality. + +364 +00:11:14,665 --> 00:11:16,000 +It's just a perfect show. + +365 +00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,437 +- We're gonna go to one that +recently stopped filming, + +366 +00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:21,133 +"Keeping Up with the Kardashians." + +367 +00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:22,490 +(Alexandria sighing) + +368 +00:11:22,490 --> 00:11:24,830 +Now this is in your wheelhouse, +'cause you love E! Shows. + +369 +00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,604 +- Yes. That's why I wore this dress. + +370 +00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:27,764 +(group laughs) +(angelic music) + +371 +00:11:27,764 --> 00:11:30,430 +'Cause we had a lot of really +dramatic, strong women. + +372 +00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:32,540 +- Don't be (beeps) rude. + +373 +00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,330 +- That fought all the +time, but they had money. + +374 +00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:35,980 +Like when Kim got her first Bentley, + +375 +00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:38,259 +and she yelled at her sisters +that they were just jealous. + +376 +00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:41,640 +- You are just so jealous +that you cannot get a Bentley + +377 +00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,740 +and you're trying to +ruin my moment for me. + +378 +00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:44,573 +- God, I hate it. + +379 +00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,650 +- There are a few people I dislike + +380 +00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:46,810 +more than the Kardashians. + +381 +00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,270 +- I know, but it's one of those things, + +382 +00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,700 +you love to hate them. +- No. + +383 +00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,560 +(garbled speech) No. + +384 +00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,490 +- Kim, would you stop +taking pictures of yourself? + +385 +00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:53,980 +Your sister's going to jail. + +386 +00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,680 +- So are you gonna keep up with them + +387 +00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,290 +and put them above the housewives? + +388 +00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:58,123 +- No. +- Hell no. + +389 +00:11:58,123 --> 00:11:59,050 +- Or let them go below + +390 +00:11:59,050 --> 00:11:59,910 +the housewives? +- Let them go below. + +391 +00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:03,462 +- Well, let's go on to "The Hills." + +392 +00:12:03,462 --> 00:12:04,295 +- Ooh. +(Becky gasps) + +393 +00:12:04,295 --> 00:12:05,717 +- Which- +- I love "The Hills." + +394 +00:12:05,717 --> 00:12:06,550 +- Why? +- You know what you did. + +395 +00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:08,126 +- What did I do? +- You know what you did. + +396 +00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:08,959 +- What did I do? + +397 +00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:09,830 +- Because it had Lauren. +- Yes. + +398 +00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,965 +- Like after she left and +we got Kristin Cavallari, + +399 +00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,067 +who I do like, but you +don't wanna watch a villain + +400 +00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,730 +be the center of a show, +it kinda went downhill. + +401 +00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:21,110 +- And this gave us the iconic +single mascara teardrop. + +402 +00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,170 +- Yes. +- I can forgive, + +403 +00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,250 +but I'll never forget. +- Forget. + +404 +00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,743 +- I wanna forgive you, +and I wanna forget you. + +405 +00:12:26,743 --> 00:12:27,576 +- I have a confession. + +406 +00:12:27,576 --> 00:12:30,622 +Whenever I see a show with +lots of blonde people, + +407 +00:12:30,622 --> 00:12:34,240 +my eyes just kind of glaze over. + +408 +00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,090 +- [Becky] Hey, some of these +white people are brunettes. + +409 +00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,662 +- Which ones? +- Audrina. + +410 +00:12:37,662 --> 00:12:38,495 +(crickets chirping) + +411 +00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:39,878 +- Who was she? +(both laugh) + +412 +00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:41,060 +Was she the brunette? + +413 +00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:41,893 +- These are my three + +414 +00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:42,726 +favorite shows. +- Boom, boom, boom. + +415 +00:12:42,726 --> 00:12:44,305 +Oh, these are your three favorite shows? + +416 +00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,395 +- Whoa. +- I think so. + +417 +00:12:45,395 --> 00:12:46,630 +I think, out of everything we're doing. + +418 +00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:48,730 +- Final wealth porn, +"Million Dollar Listing." + +419 +00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,180 +- Before you sent that email, + +420 +00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,440 +I had never heard of this show before. + +421 +00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,670 +- You've never seen +"Million Dollar Listing"? + +422 +00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,160 +So this is the real estate agents. + +423 +00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,710 +The concept is, showing their lives, + +424 +00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:58,260 +but also really focusing +on the wealth porn. + +425 +00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,930 +- It's a good show, but I want, like, + +426 +00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,140 +I like "Selling Sunset." + +427 +00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:03,870 +I wanna see the crazy rich houses, + +428 +00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:04,793 +but I want the drama, too. + +429 +00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:07,170 +- [Woman] You didn't get +married to get divorced. + +430 +00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:08,280 +You know? +- Can we stop? + +431 +00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,670 +- Dropping "Million Dollar +Listing" to the bottom. + +432 +00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:12,540 +So the question is, is +"Kardashians" or "The Hills" better? + +433 +00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:13,880 +- I mean, they're American royalty. + +434 +00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,610 +(Eugene gagging) + +435 +00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,480 +- I am gonna go with +my original assumption + +436 +00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,630 +that even though everything +is kind of scripted + +437 +00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:21,270 +on reality, I feel like "The Hills" + +438 +00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:23,170 +felt a little more scripted. + +439 +00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,987 +I'm putting "Kardashians" second. + +440 +00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:28,001 +For the next round. +- Are you burping? (burps) + +441 +00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:31,143 +- All right, the next +category is adventure shows. + +442 +00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:34,950 +You can't have this +category without "Survivor." + +443 +00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,860 +- [Alexandria] I haven't +watched this since season one. + +444 +00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:37,693 +(brakes squealing) +- What? + +445 +00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,690 +- But I do remember the +prize for the first season + +446 +00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:43,780 +was $1 million and that really ugly car. + +447 +00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,120 +I think it was called the Aztec. + +448 +00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,173 +- We forget- +- Amazing. + +449 +00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,700 +- That this was one of the first shows, + +450 +00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,250 +if not the first show that +had the tribunal aspect. + +451 +00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,253 +- 13th person voted out + +452 +00:13:52,253 --> 00:13:55,190 +and the 6th member of our jury, Erik. + +453 +00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,500 +- Even if you remember the first season, + +454 +00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,620 +Richard Hatch won. + +455 +00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,340 +He was the villain of the show. + +456 +00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,173 +- [Alexandria] Yeah. + +457 +00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,630 +- To let it be in the +end the way Mother Nature + +458 +00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:05,792 +intended it be, for the +snake to eat the rat. + +459 +00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,440 +- And they're so hungry. +- They're so hungry. + +460 +00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,323 +- They're so hungry. + +461 +00:14:08,323 --> 00:14:10,218 +- I have a little peanut +butter, chocolate. + +462 +00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:11,670 +(group yelling) + +463 +00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:14,100 +- The gameplay, you can't- +- Yeah, you can't beat it. + +464 +00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,457 +- This is probably the most +award-winning reality show. + +465 +00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:17,347 +"The Amazing Race." + +466 +00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:18,910 +"The Amazing Race" is interesting, + +467 +00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:22,470 +because it's like if Spielberg +directed a reality game show. + +468 +00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,300 +- Yeah. +- Across multiple continents, + +469 +00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,240 +countries, they're flying in between. + +470 +00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,950 +When it comes to cast, +I can't even remember + +471 +00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,030 +the name of the host. + +472 +00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,540 +- There's a host? +(bell rings) + +473 +00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,780 +- I would say that where it is impressive + +474 +00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:33,759 +from a production standpoint- + +475 +00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:35,890 +(dramatic music) +(woman grunting) + +476 +00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:38,140 +It is less exciting +from a drama standpoint. + +477 +00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:40,810 +- [Man] Oh my God, my ox is broken. + +478 +00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:43,730 +- So I would say this just +underneath "Survivor." + +479 +00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,720 +Now the third show we have + +480 +00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,360 +in adventure category is "The Challenge." + +481 +00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:51,040 +It once was called "Real +World/Road Rules Challenge," + +482 +00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:51,873 +and then became- + +483 +00:14:51,873 --> 00:14:52,706 +- (mumbling) "Real World/Road Rules"- + +484 +00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:55,040 +- "Real World"- +- This is, I believe, + +485 +00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,450 +one of the longest reality shows ever. + +486 +00:14:57,450 --> 00:15:00,117 +(group yelling) + +487 +00:15:01,232 --> 00:15:02,880 +I think younger people are watching this. + +488 +00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,310 +'Cause do you still watch TV +shows? That's the question. + +489 +00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,910 +- I don't think- +- (laughs) Yeah. + +490 +00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:09,197 +- Down there. Go down there. + +491 +00:15:09,197 --> 00:15:10,030 +- We'll put it down here right now. + +492 +00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,990 +And the last adventure show we have. + +493 +00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,570 +- Put it at that. +- "Naked and Afraid." + +494 +00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,403 +- I hate it. + +495 +00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:16,530 +My dad, it's a dad show. + +496 +00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:19,500 +My dad'll put it on, and he'll +just leave it on for hours + +497 +00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,870 +and I'm like, these people are naked, + +498 +00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:21,930 +but they are not afraid. + +499 +00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:24,200 +Nobody's gonna die, they're +not gonna let you die. + +500 +00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,520 +You're being filmed. + +501 +00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,950 +What, are you gonna starve to death + +502 +00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:29,450 +and Jonathan's gonna be like zooming in? + +503 +00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,283 +No. + +504 +00:15:30,283 --> 00:15:31,116 +(garbled speech) No. + +505 +00:15:31,116 --> 00:15:32,550 +They're not afraid. The show is a lie. + +506 +00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,462 +Put it at the bottom, I hate it. + +507 +00:15:34,462 --> 00:15:36,227 +- So this should be "Naked and"- + +508 +00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,180 +- "Naked and Confused." +(all laughing) + +509 +00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:40,720 +And they're not actually naked. + +510 +00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,290 +Like we don't see anyone's +boobies, penises or vaginas. + +511 +00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,720 +If it was really "Naked and Afraid," + +512 +00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:49,770 +I'd wanna see someone's dick flailing- + +513 +00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:50,810 +- [Alexandria] I don't wanna see that. + +514 +00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:53,162 +- [Becky] Slapping both +sides of their legs. + +515 +00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:54,469 +- Hunger Gamesing each other. + +516 +00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:57,040 +- Running with their boobs +flopping them in the head. + +517 +00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,620 +- But I hate when they +go to tropical climates + +518 +00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,500 +and they're covered in mosquitoes, + +519 +00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,510 +or like the giant cockroaches +that like crawl on your head. + +520 +00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:06,237 +- What if one went in your butt? + +521 +00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,120 +You would like it if a +cockroach went up your butt? + +522 +00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,180 +- No, of course not. +- Oh. + +523 +00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:11,577 +You made face like- +- I was just like- + +524 +00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:13,107 +- I thought you might be into it. (laughs) + +525 +00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:14,350 +- "Naked and Afraid" +is going to the bottom. + +526 +00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:15,330 +I think that's the order. + +527 +00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:19,220 +So we have shows about relationships. + +528 +00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,930 +And you can't have this conversation + +529 +00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:24,616 +without the most surprising- + +530 +00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:25,522 +(all laughing) + +531 +00:16:25,522 --> 00:16:26,355 +(man burping) + +532 +00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:29,971 +The most dramatic season ever of... + +533 +00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:32,090 +- [All] "The Bachelor." + +534 +00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,500 +- I would like to know why +people love "The Bachelor." + +535 +00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,150 +- 'Cause we love love. + +536 +00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,290 +- We do love love. +- You love love. + +537 +00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,370 +- So I didn't start +watching "The Bachelor" + +538 +00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:42,500 +until Juan Pablo's season +because he was so hated, + +539 +00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,545 +he was such a terrible +guy, but I have to say, + +540 +00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,140 +I have a friend who works on the show, + +541 +00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,800 +and he says all the love is real. + +542 +00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,500 +Like the dates and everything are set up, + +543 +00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,300 +but the emotion is real. + +544 +00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,680 +- It kills me to see you like this, + +545 +00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,540 +but I just, I'm so sorry. + +546 +00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,373 +- I love "The Bachelor." + +547 +00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:56,680 +I'm more of a fan of "The Bachelorette." + +548 +00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,640 +We actually specifically only +watched "The Bachelorette" + +549 +00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,300 +because we were like, ugh, +I don't really wanna see + +550 +00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:04,260 +30 women fighting for one +man, but 30 men fighting + +551 +00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,740 +for one woman sounds good. + +552 +00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,490 +- Well, now that we're talking about it, + +553 +00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:10,579 +we divided them up into +two different shows. + +554 +00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:11,413 +Which one's better? + +555 +00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,460 +- "The Bachelorette." + +556 +00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,292 +- I agree. + +557 +00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:16,440 +I think "Bachelor" has +trashier drama, which I love, + +558 +00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,460 +but I do love that "The Bachelorette," + +559 +00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,767 +the women are calling the shots. + +560 +00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,619 +"The Bachelorette" has way more + +561 +00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:23,410 +successful couples than "The Bachelor." + +562 +00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,079 +Except for Chad, there haven't +been any horrible people. + +563 +00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,747 +- When you go home, you +think I can't find you? + +564 +00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:29,580 +- He was crazy. +- And Luke P. + +565 +00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,470 +- Luke P., oh my God. + +566 +00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:33,220 +- This is a pile of bologna. + +567 +00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,257 +- Which one's better? +- "Bachelorette." + +568 +00:17:35,257 --> 00:17:38,130 +- "Bachelorette" better +show than "The Bachelor." + +569 +00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,717 +Another show, "Teen Mom." + +570 +00:17:39,717 --> 00:17:41,130 +Did you guys watch "Teen Mom"? + +571 +00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:42,132 +- Almost all of it. +- Yeah. + +572 +00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:44,537 +(Eugene laughs) +I watched a lot of it. + +573 +00:17:44,537 --> 00:17:46,010 +- "Teen Mom" is actually a spinoff. + +574 +00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:46,850 +It's really real. + +575 +00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,660 +There's no fake activities they're doing. + +576 +00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,810 +They're not really +interacting with each other. + +577 +00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,640 +All the leads have become +friends over the years + +578 +00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,840 +because it's been 10 years. + +579 +00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,520 +But this is just like real life. + +580 +00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,910 +Like the producers are there + +581 +00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,220 +to almost more support these people. + +582 +00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,423 +- It says yes. +- Yeah! + +583 +00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:04,070 +- I never watched much of +"Teen Mom," but I do know + +584 +00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:06,250 +that few episodes I saw made me sad. + +585 +00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,180 +It's certainly not trash entertainment. + +586 +00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,013 +(raccoon chittering) + +587 +00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:12,820 +So for the purposes of our criteria, + +588 +00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:15,937 +we're putting these two shows, +keeping them at the top. + +589 +00:18:15,937 --> 00:18:17,290 +"Married at First Sight." + +590 +00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:19,010 +- I love this show. + +591 +00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,249 +- [Shop Clerk] Who's the lucky lady? + +592 +00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:21,120 +- I don't know her yet. + +593 +00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,760 +- Thousands of people apply for this show, + +594 +00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,320 +and they really are trying +to find your perfect match. + +595 +00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,130 +So you're legally getting married to them + +596 +00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:29,070 +on the first episode, and so, + +597 +00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,048 +they're seeing each other at +the altar for the first time. + +598 +00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:31,881 +- Ugh. +- God. + +599 +00:18:31,881 --> 00:18:33,889 +- [Alexandria] And so, you're +seeing their true reaction. + +600 +00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:34,722 +- Ugh. + +601 +00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,336 +- [Alexandria] And some +people, you could tell- + +602 +00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:37,184 +- They're disappointed. +- They think + +603 +00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,450 +the other person's not +attractive right away, or yeah. + +604 +00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,350 +- Oh no. +- It's really sad + +605 +00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:41,410 +when you can tell they're disappointed. + +606 +00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:43,530 +- I don't know if my +husband is attracted to me. + +607 +00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:46,220 +- But the trash is good, because +you end up getting people + +608 +00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:48,420 +who kind of lied during their interviews, + +609 +00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,063 +or they seemed really +cool beforehand, but now, + +610 +00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,910 +they just are very mean to their partners. + +611 +00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,615 +- You don't initiate anything. + +612 +00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:59,720 +You just do basic like Caucasian sex. + +613 +00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,637 +- Well, I guess we're gonna put + +614 +00:19:01,637 --> 00:19:04,440 +"Married at First Sight" right here. + +615 +00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,519 +I want a show called "The Divorcee." + +616 +00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,530 +(angelic music) +It's a couple + +617 +00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:11,250 +getting divorced but to actually decide + +618 +00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,340 +who gets what, like I want the dog, + +619 +00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:15,190 +they have to do a physical challenge. + +620 +00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:17,336 +- It's like "The Lake House." + +621 +00:19:17,336 --> 00:19:19,107 +- And the spinoff's +called "The Gay Divorcee." + +622 +00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:20,570 +(angelic music) + +623 +00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:23,380 +Style and transformation shows. + +624 +00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:26,948 +In this category, wanna be on top? + +625 +00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,247 +♪ You wanna be on top ♪ + +626 +00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:30,880 +- "America's Next Top +Model," very simple concept. + +627 +00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,940 +You're trying to find the +top model, Tyra's the host. + +628 +00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,837 +This show is so entertaining. + +629 +00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:37,363 +- America's next top model is. + +630 +00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:39,613 +Hello. + +631 +00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,671 +He is crazy to say that there is no room + +632 +00:19:41,671 --> 00:19:42,986 +for short girls in the industry. + +633 +00:19:42,986 --> 00:19:43,870 +(girls cheering) +- There are a lot + +634 +00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,670 +of problematic things +when you look back at it. + +635 +00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:46,503 +- Yes. +- Certainly, + +636 +00:19:46,503 --> 00:19:49,270 +some of the shoots were not +really well thought out. + +637 +00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,700 +- And Noelle, we're making you + +638 +00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,560 +into a traditionally African +woman with a headwrap. + +639 +00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:58,540 +- In terms of the characters, +Tyra became sort of like this, + +640 +00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:00,100 +almost like parody of herself. + +641 +00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,030 +- Yeah, she did. + +642 +00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,220 +We were rooting for you. + +643 +00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,000 +- [Both] We were all rooting for you. + +644 +00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,890 +- I was rooting for you. + +645 +00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:07,070 +We were all rooting for you. How dare you! + +646 +00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:09,377 +- And it was just like good, trashy drama. + +647 +00:20:09,377 --> 00:20:12,022 +(rock music) +(record scratching) + +648 +00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:13,430 +- I don't wanna watch. + +649 +00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:14,680 +- This is a competition. + +650 +00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,780 +This is not "America's +Next Top Best Friend." + +651 +00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,697 +- You embraced- +(body thudding) + +652 +00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:21,530 +Oh my God! + +653 +00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:24,520 +- One of the first +Frankensteined reality shows, + +654 +00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,080 +lots of different things we +love about reality shows in one. + +655 +00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,240 +So this is pretty high up there. + +656 +00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,750 +I'm gonna put this over +toward the top right now. + +657 +00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,617 +All right, the next show. +♪ Wanna be on top ♪ + +658 +00:20:32,617 --> 00:20:33,788 +- "The Biggest Loser." + +659 +00:20:33,788 --> 00:20:34,816 +(dramatic music) + +660 +00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,930 +- I don't love this show. +- No. + +661 +00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,250 +- I do love that people are +turning their lives around. + +662 +00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,420 +But for some reason, +I never wanna go back. + +663 +00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:42,700 +- I think it's good to have +shows that are oriented + +664 +00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,860 +on things like health, however, + +665 +00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:45,930 +I think that this veered +more on the negative. + +666 +00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:47,900 +- I don't care if you +both die on this floor. + +667 +00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,200 +You better die looking good. + +668 +00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,450 +- So I'm gonna put this a +little towards the bottom. + +669 +00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,813 +All right, "Say Yes to the Dress." + +670 +00:20:52,813 --> 00:20:53,730 +- Aw. +- I love this show. + +671 +00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,563 +- I like "Say Yes to the Dress." + +672 +00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:57,940 +- This is my ultimate stay +home sick from school. + +673 +00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,180 +- It's another- +- Something to binge. + +674 +00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:00,412 +- Hotel show. +- Hotel show. + +675 +00:21:00,412 --> 00:21:01,300 +It's just a bride who goes in, + +676 +00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,620 +and she's just trying to +find the perfect dress. + +677 +00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,180 +And the one thing this show taught me, + +678 +00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,210 +from a casting standpoint, +is it's not really the bride + +679 +00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,270 +that makes these trashy and fun. + +680 +00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,923 +It's if they can find a mother + +681 +00:21:10,923 --> 00:21:14,424 +or a sister or a bridesmaid who is awful. + +682 +00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:15,257 +- [Woman] So pretty. + +683 +00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:16,823 +- Is she a gorgeous bride or what? + +684 +00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:20,726 +- Oh, Melissa. + +685 +00:21:20,726 --> 00:21:23,449 +- Why are you in the dress? +- This is the bride. + +686 +00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,282 +- Exit left. + +687 +00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:26,750 +- A backless dress? Are +you sure you want that? + +688 +00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,100 +This isn't your dress, Mom. + +689 +00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,060 +- I think this is a cute show. + +690 +00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:29,970 +- It's a cute show. +- Yeah. + +691 +00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:32,506 +So then should it go +above "Next Top Model"? + +692 +00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:33,339 +- No. + +693 +00:21:33,339 --> 00:21:34,302 +(garbled speech) No. + +694 +00:21:34,302 --> 00:21:35,135 +- It's above "Biggest Loser." + +695 +00:21:35,135 --> 00:21:35,968 +- It's definitely above "Biggest Loser." + +696 +00:21:35,968 --> 00:21:37,070 +- Yeah, definitely above "Biggest Loser." + +697 +00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:41,080 +- Ooh, and for the final show +about style, "Project Runway." + +698 +00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,440 +This, kinda like "Top Chef," +was the other Bravo show + +699 +00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,090 +that was elevated, had real, +young, aspiring designers. + +700 +00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:48,490 +- [Becky] We got Christian +Siriano from "Project Runway." + +701 +00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:50,910 +- Siriano was a winner, +and so, there was real, + +702 +00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,740 +legitimate winners who went on to become + +703 +00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,172 +big fashion, household names. + +704 +00:21:54,172 --> 00:21:57,250 +- And it was good drama, +but it wasn't manufactured. + +705 +00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,083 +- And then, on top of that, + +706 +00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,800 +you had the lovely energy from Heidi. + +707 +00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,720 +- Hello, designers. + +708 +00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,789 +- And the even lovelier energy from Tim. + +709 +00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:06,460 +- Tim Gunn. +- You know? + +710 +00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:07,293 +- Make it work. + +711 +00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,950 +- Now the question, though, +is that this certainly + +712 +00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:12,820 +is not as trashy or as +campy as "Top Model," + +713 +00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:15,060 +so would you put it above or below it? + +714 +00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:15,977 +- Below. +- Below. + +715 +00:22:15,977 --> 00:22:19,240 +- "Top Model," this show +gave you everything and more. + +716 +00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,180 +There's only one show that really tops it, + +717 +00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:24,980 +in terms of being a combination +of every reality show, + +718 +00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,070 +but that'll be in our last round. + +719 +00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:30,390 +All right, the final +category is dealer's choice. + +720 +00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,170 +So it's just one that we +feel like was very important + +721 +00:22:33,170 --> 00:22:34,180 +in the history of reality TV. + +722 +00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,876 +So I'll give you my +first show that I picked. + +723 +00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,280 +"Flavor of Love." +♪ Flavor Flav ♪ + +724 +00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,500 +- And oh my God, the +fight where the girl said + +725 +00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,863 +she was like Beyonce, and +Tiffany was just like, Beyonce? + +726 +00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,540 +- You're Beyonce? Beyonce, Beyonce? + +727 +00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,710 +- The reason I'm bringing +"Flavor of Love" up + +728 +00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:51,980 +is because it was basically +sort of this response + +729 +00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:55,110 +to "The Bachelor," really +kind of laying the groundwork + +730 +00:22:55,110 --> 00:22:58,520 +for the trash and the camp and the fun + +731 +00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,920 +to be both Flavor Flav, the contestants, + +732 +00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,640 +and then also, the +casting and producing team + +733 +00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,910 +knew that going in. + +734 +00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:06,630 +- Do you remember Paris Hilton's show, + +735 +00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:08,720 +like where she had a competition? + +736 +00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,040 +- To be her best friend? +- To be her best friend. + +737 +00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:10,873 +- Oh yeah. +- I feel like + +738 +00:23:10,873 --> 00:23:12,640 +this is in the same vein, where thy know + +739 +00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,750 +they're being made fun of, +they're playing into it. + +740 +00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:17,600 +Everyone there knows it's kind of a joke. + +741 +00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,210 +- Is the next one mine? +- Yes. + +742 +00:23:19,210 --> 00:23:21,170 +- How much of a song +can you sing on camera + +743 +00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:22,820 +before you have to pay for the song? + +744 +00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:26,956 +- Less than 5 seconds. +(Becky singing incoherently) + +745 +00:23:26,956 --> 00:23:28,330 +- You know why I love "Vanderpump Rules"? + +746 +00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:30,784 +'Cause I love watching +people who are worse than me. + +747 +00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,252 +- You are a dirty (beeps) whore. + +748 +00:23:33,252 --> 00:23:34,630 +- (beeps) You. +(slapping other woman) + +749 +00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,190 +- This show is full of bad people. + +750 +00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:38,862 +- But they're hot. +- They're hot, well, mm. + +751 +00:23:38,862 --> 00:23:39,890 +(garbled speech) Mm. + +752 +00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:40,850 +Some of them are hot. + +753 +00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:42,630 +But they are very irredeemable, + +754 +00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,930 +and when you're watching it- +- Except for Brittany. + +755 +00:23:43,930 --> 00:23:45,101 +- Except for who? +- Brittany. + +756 +00:23:45,101 --> 00:23:47,159 +(dramatic music) +No? + +757 +00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,733 +- (laughs) So they're all bad. + +758 +00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:49,740 +- [Alexandria] I don't +think she's a great person- + +759 +00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,677 +- Rot in hell. +- But she's not evil. + +760 +00:23:51,677 --> 00:23:52,873 +- Rot in hell! + +761 +00:23:52,873 --> 00:23:54,270 +- You deserve to rot in hell. + +762 +00:23:54,270 --> 00:23:56,980 +- So they used to be these servers, + +763 +00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,760 +and they were all just, +whatever shitty thing + +764 +00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,790 +someone did and they were +like, you would never do that. + +765 +00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:03,760 +You didn't impregnate someone in Vegas. + +766 +00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,593 +They did it, they did it. + +767 +00:24:04,593 --> 00:24:06,830 +- You know, before I take +a thousand more shots, + +768 +00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:08,390 +just to clear- +- Wait, hold on. + +769 +00:24:08,390 --> 00:24:10,170 +Do you take birth control? +- Mm-mm. + +770 +00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:11,604 +- They're all pregnant at the same time. + +771 +00:24:11,604 --> 00:24:12,840 +It's like they're in a pregnancy pact, + +772 +00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,040 +'cause a couple of them got fired, + +773 +00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,920 +'cause they're super +racist and problematic, + +774 +00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,940 +but a good show to watch +if you ever wanna be like, + +775 +00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:19,630 +well, I'm not that bad. + +776 +00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:20,814 +- I know you love "Vandy." +- Up there. + +777 +00:24:20,814 --> 00:24:22,840 +- Do you think "Vanderpump" is +better than "Flavor of Love"? + +778 +00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,918 +- Oh yeah. +- Yeah. + +779 +00:24:23,918 --> 00:24:24,980 +(dramatic music) +- It's such a good show. + +780 +00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,370 +Like I'm so, like still kinda +care about what they're doing. + +781 +00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:28,410 +- It's still going on. + +782 +00:24:28,410 --> 00:24:31,233 +- It's almost like +quintessential like trash. + +783 +00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:32,066 +(raccoon chittering) + +784 +00:24:32,066 --> 00:24:33,140 +- Your show selection. + +785 +00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:34,657 +- I love this show. + +786 +00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:37,060 +"The Girls Next Door" +is the best reality show + +787 +00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,590 +to ever be on TV. + +788 +00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:40,530 +This is kind of wealth porn, too. + +789 +00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:42,160 +So "The Girls Next Door" + +790 +00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,410 +followed Hugh Hefner's three +girlfriends, at the time, + +791 +00:24:45,410 --> 00:24:46,680 +one of the first reality shows + +792 +00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,180 +where it was wholesome, +if that makes sense. + +793 +00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:52,052 +Like families watched this +together because one of the girls + +794 +00:24:52,052 --> 00:24:54,670 +was like an athlete, and +one of the other girls + +795 +00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:56,370 +had a brother who was in the Army. + +796 +00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,790 +- Again, when I see so many blonde people, + +797 +00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:01,640 +slowly, my eyes cross +and I'm like, where am I? + +798 +00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,990 +- [Becky] Too many blondes. + +799 +00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:06,180 +- Where does "Girls Next Door" go? + +800 +00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,469 +- Above "Flavor of Love," +below "Vanderpump Rules." + +801 +00:25:08,469 --> 00:25:09,730 +(Eugene gasps) +- Oh, I was gonna say + +802 +00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:11,140 +it could go above "Vanderpump Rules," + +803 +00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:13,125 +just 'cause I feel like it was so iconic. + +804 +00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,660 +"Vanderpump Rules" isn't iconic, you know? + +805 +00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:16,683 +- Yeah, I was trying to be nice. + +806 +00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,120 +(all laughing) +- Wow. + +807 +00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,020 +- So I do think this belongs on top. + +808 +00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,130 +Six seasons of this plus +multiple seasons of spinoffs. + +809 +00:25:24,130 --> 00:25:24,990 +- Yeah. +- Yeah. + +810 +00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,060 +- And on camera, it was +three girls who were friends. + +811 +00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,470 +It wasn't about- +- Yeah. + +812 +00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:29,850 +- [Alexandria] Lying and cheating. + +813 +00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:32,860 +- Well, it's fine because +even though Flavor got pushed + +814 +00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:36,670 +to the bottom, I know my +final pick is gonna be on top, + +815 +00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:40,350 +and of course, the audience +knows, is "RuPaul's Drag Race." + +816 +00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:41,576 +- Yay. +♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ + +817 +00:25:41,576 --> 00:25:42,818 +♪ May the best woman ♪ + +818 +00:25:42,818 --> 00:25:44,630 +♪ Best woman win ♪ + +819 +00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,580 +Probably the only reality +show that I follow + +820 +00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:47,413 +as it comes out. + +821 +00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:50,530 +"RuPaul's Drag Race" has +become a sports-like experience + +822 +00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:52,770 +for the LGBT community. + +823 +00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:56,250 +Like we go to bars the +way some people go to bars + +824 +00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,959 +to watch baseball to cheer on drag queens. + +825 +00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:02,040 +(crowd cheering) + +826 +00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,350 +The reason why I think people love it + +827 +00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:04,930 +is because, like "Top Model," + +828 +00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,060 +so you have the fashion element, + +829 +00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:07,260 +because they do design challenges. + +830 +00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:08,774 +You have the makeup and style elements. + +831 +00:26:08,774 --> 00:26:11,140 +- Girl, look how orange +you (beeps) look, girl. + +832 +00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:14,000 +- They have mini-challenges, a runway, + +833 +00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,620 +and then, they end it +with a lip sync battle, + +834 +00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:18,320 +and this show really, I think, culturally, + +835 +00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,120 +moved the needle in ways others didn't, + +836 +00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,020 +because taking something +as culturally specific + +837 +00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:26,230 +as drag and then making it, +essentially, mainstream, + +838 +00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:27,603 +I'm not even gonna talk about +it, I'm putting it to the top. + +839 +00:26:27,603 --> 00:26:29,090 +- I think it should go on the top. + +840 +00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:30,141 +- [Eugene] I'm putting it at the top. + +841 +00:26:30,141 --> 00:26:31,210 +- It's entertaining +- My mom has called me- + +842 +00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:32,043 +- But it's important. +- About that show. + +843 +00:26:32,043 --> 00:26:32,933 +- Oh my God, Kim watches it? + +844 +00:26:32,933 --> 00:26:35,310 +- She was like, what does cis mean? + +845 +00:26:35,310 --> 00:26:37,560 +Tell me what cis means, and +I was like, you are cis. + +846 +00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,952 +(group laughs) + +847 +00:26:38,952 --> 00:26:40,103 +She's like, is Dad cis? + +848 +00:26:40,103 --> 00:26:41,570 +And I was like, yes, Dad is cis. + +849 +00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:43,935 +- Well, it looks like +we have gotten the tops + +850 +00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,180 +of these multiple categories, +and the final thing to do + +851 +00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:49,870 +is just rank our top +choices from each one. + +852 +00:26:49,870 --> 00:26:51,950 +All right, the first, "The X Factor." + +853 +00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:52,783 +- Worst. +- It's the bottom. + +854 +00:26:52,783 --> 00:26:53,730 +Yeah. +- I don't care about it. + +855 +00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:56,182 +- I like that there's groups, Little Mix. + +856 +00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:57,790 +(bell ringing) +You need to look up + +857 +00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:58,623 +Little Mix, you don't know nothing- + +858 +00:26:58,623 --> 00:26:59,456 +- Worst. +- About Little Mix. + +859 +00:26:59,456 --> 00:27:00,807 +- Worst. Look, you're making the dogs mad. + +860 +00:27:00,807 --> 00:27:02,610 +- "The Real World." Ooh. + +861 +00:27:02,610 --> 00:27:04,040 +- Middle. +- Yeah, I'd say middle. + +862 +00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,455 +- Classic, iconic. +- Perfect. + +863 +00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:07,260 +- (gasp) "Great British Bake Off." + +864 +00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:08,224 +- High, high. +- High. + +865 +00:27:08,224 --> 00:27:09,057 +- High. +- High. + +866 +00:27:09,057 --> 00:27:09,900 +I know. +- Sorry, Alex. + +867 +00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:10,827 +- I know I lose this one. + +868 +00:27:10,827 --> 00:27:11,660 +- "The Real Housewives." + +869 +00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:12,749 +- Oh, high. +- At the top. + +870 +00:27:12,749 --> 00:27:13,582 +- No! +- Yeah. + +871 +00:27:13,582 --> 00:27:14,417 +- (beeps) No. No, no. + +872 +00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:16,049 +"Bake Off" is above "Real Housewives." + +873 +00:27:16,049 --> 00:27:17,510 +- You're overruled. +- No! + +874 +00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:18,343 +- There's two of us and one of you. + +875 +00:27:18,343 --> 00:27:19,960 +- Do you know how many blonde +people are on this show? + +876 +00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,380 +- Over here. +- It's a perfect show. + +877 +00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:23,620 +- No. It is- +- Over here. + +878 +00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,460 +- It is, I would put it below it. + +879 +00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:27,820 +I would put it here. +- [Both] No! + +880 +00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:28,653 +- Whose show is this? + +881 +00:27:28,653 --> 00:27:29,590 +(dramatic music) +- Here. + +882 +00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:30,910 +Ours. We outnumber you. + +883 +00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,430 +This is a democracy. +- Is it? + +884 +00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:33,950 +- Yeah, we won the popular vote + +885 +00:27:33,950 --> 00:27:34,783 +and the electoral college right now. + +886 +00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:35,920 +- There are some seasons, + +887 +00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,810 +it's one of the most +successful shows ever. + +888 +00:27:37,810 --> 00:27:38,887 +- Yeah, here. +- Yeah. + +889 +00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:40,940 +- Good job. +- I am not happy about this. + +890 +00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:41,880 +This is my confessional. + +891 +00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,660 +I am not happy about what just happened. + +892 +00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:44,957 +Did you see what just happened? + +893 +00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:46,800 +"Survivor." +- Bottom. + +894 +00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,277 +- No! +- I don't care about it. + +895 +00:27:48,277 --> 00:27:49,700 +- "Survivor" is iconic. + +896 +00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:52,422 +I would honestly put +"Survivor" above "Housewives. + +897 +00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:53,680 +- No! +- What? + +898 +00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,333 +- Okay, it sounds like y'all have- + +899 +00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:57,010 +- Below "Real World". + +900 +00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,160 +- Confessional time. +- Below "Real World." + +901 +00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:58,993 +- Okay, you're not here. + +902 +00:27:58,993 --> 00:28:01,260 +I'm gonna let them rank the +way they think they wanna rank + +903 +00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:03,440 +but at the end, I'm +actually gonna close ranks. + +904 +00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,290 +I'm really gonna do it my way. + +905 +00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:07,420 +So where you putting "Survivor"? + +906 +00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:08,253 +- Down there. + +907 +00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:11,150 +Yeah, maybe "Real World," +"Survivor," "Bake Off." + +908 +00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,593 +- This is how you do it? +- I think so. + +909 +00:28:12,593 --> 00:28:14,300 +- I think so. +- "The Bachelorette." + +910 +00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,246 +- Oh, it's up there. +- Bam, bam. + +911 +00:28:16,246 --> 00:28:17,530 +- Are you crazy? + +912 +00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,950 +- Below "Housewives," though, yeah. + +913 +00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:19,890 +- Oh my God. + +914 +00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:22,990 +Prostitution whore! +(all laughing) + +915 +00:28:22,990 --> 00:28:24,310 +- You wanna see fake? + +916 +00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:25,143 +- Yeah. +(all laughing) + +917 +00:28:25,143 --> 00:28:26,310 +- "America's Next Top Model." + +918 +00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:27,700 +- I think below "Housewives." + +919 +00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:30,900 +- Yeah. What other show do +you have watch parties for? + +920 +00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:31,733 +- Yeah. +- Besides like, + +921 +00:28:31,733 --> 00:28:32,717 +"Game of Thrones"? +- So below? + +922 +00:28:32,717 --> 00:28:33,550 +- Below. +- Yeah. + +923 +00:28:33,550 --> 00:28:34,710 +- "RuPaul's Drag Race." + +924 +00:28:34,710 --> 00:28:35,543 +- Oh, he's up here. + +925 +00:28:35,543 --> 00:28:36,630 +- You wanna put it third? + +926 +00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:38,010 +- I'll go with Alexandria, I'll go third. + +927 +00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:41,230 +- Okay, this is the Real +Rank Wives' ranking. + +928 +00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:44,500 +You have "The Real +Housewives" in number one, + +929 +00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,170 +and now, it's time for me +to stab them in the back, + +930 +00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:49,430 +and close ranks Rank King style. + +931 +00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,700 +Some major changes are happening. + +932 +00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:51,550 +- [Becky] Oh boy. + +933 +00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:54,522 +- I'm gonna move, move "The +Bachelorette" down here. + +934 +00:28:54,522 --> 00:28:55,355 +- Whoa. + +935 +00:28:55,355 --> 00:28:56,188 +- What? +(dramatic music) + +936 +00:28:56,188 --> 00:28:58,348 +Bachelor Nation is gonna come for you. + +937 +00:28:58,348 --> 00:29:00,604 +- I'm gonna move "The Real +Housewives" down here. + +938 +00:29:00,604 --> 00:29:01,545 +- [Both] No! + +939 +00:29:01,545 --> 00:29:03,737 +(garbled speech) No! + +940 +00:29:03,737 --> 00:29:06,450 +- What are you talking about? +- That's way too extreme. + +941 +00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:09,780 +- No, this is like a highbrow list now. + +942 +00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,970 +- I just think that these +types of shows, too, + +943 +00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:14,790 +like "Survivor" and "Amazing Race," + +944 +00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:18,056 +I'm gonna draw a "Bachelorette" +below right here, + +945 +00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,123 +and put this back here. + +946 +00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:20,607 +- Are you insane? +- I don't like + +947 +00:29:20,607 --> 00:29:22,290 +"The Bachelorette" or the "Bachelor." + +948 +00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:23,690 +- But "X Factor"? + +949 +00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:26,040 +- Yeah, you got Little Mix. +(bell rings) + +950 +00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,317 +I just prefer competition +talent shows over dating shows. + +951 +00:29:30,317 --> 00:29:33,260 +- That is a competition show. + +952 +00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:34,460 +- But where's the talent? + +953 +00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:36,509 +I want singing and dancing. +- Tyler C. + +954 +00:29:36,509 --> 00:29:37,822 +- Who the (beeps) is Tyler C? + +955 +00:29:37,822 --> 00:29:39,547 +- Tyler C was dancing. +- Why does he need an initial? + +956 +00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:41,931 +How many Tylers are there? +- A few. + +957 +00:29:41,931 --> 00:29:44,220 +- Is it more than two? +- Yes. + +958 +00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:45,210 +- In one season? + +959 +00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:46,043 +- Typically, three. +- This is why + +960 +00:29:46,043 --> 00:29:47,290 +you have Ashley S, Ashley I. + +961 +00:29:47,290 --> 00:29:48,960 +- This is my final ranking. + +962 +00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,620 +For the top three, we have +"Drag Race," "Survivor," + +963 +00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:52,800 +and "Great British Bake Off." + +964 +00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,487 +- You're absolutely insane. +- This is so bad. + +965 +00:29:54,487 --> 00:29:56,920 +- This is insane. +- And I'm sorry, + +966 +00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,300 +Bachelor Nation, y'all have +real bad taste. (laughs) + +967 +00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,070 +- Do you think we should +vote Eugene off the island? + +968 +00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:03,718 +- This is the Rank King show. +(Becky hisses) + +969 +00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:04,551 +(dramatic music) +Oh. + +970 +00:30:04,551 --> 00:30:06,990 +- The tribe has spoken. +(dramatic music) + +971 +00:30:06,990 --> 00:30:08,990 +- Okay, well, this has been Rank King. + +972 +00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,100 +- And until next time. + +973 +00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:13,980 +- [Both] We're right, +Eugene's wrong, shut up. + +974 +00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,518 +- I'm a good person. + +975 +00:30:15,518 --> 00:30:18,101 +(upbeat music) + +976 +00:30:21,915 --> 00:30:23,370 +- [Producer] All right, let's cut. + +977 +00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:24,653 +- I am outta here. +- I'm so exhausted. + +978 +00:30:24,653 --> 00:30:26,580 +- Come on, Emma. Let's go. + +979 +00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:28,279 +- Y'all really- +- I'm done with you guys. + +980 +00:30:28,279 --> 00:30:30,330 +- (beeps) Worst ranking I've ever seen. + +981 +00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,163 +- [Becky] I'm calling my agent. + +982 +00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,356 +I'm calling my manager. +- This is the (beeps) + +983 +00:30:32,356 --> 00:30:33,766 +worst Rank King. +- This is- + +984 +00:30:33,766 --> 00:30:34,650 +- In the history of this show. + +985 +00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:36,940 +- [Becky] Crossing, crossing. + +986 +00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:39,883 +- [Alexandria] We don't +get paid enough. (sighs) +