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-what is she say uhoh Here Comes granny
-it was on the radio on the radio granny
-listen to what I'm saying to you I was
-like spit on it go to hell dude I love
-Fireball it's like my spiritual calling
-H this is a crazy conspiracy theory I
-don't know if you've seen
-[Music]
-this okay welcome to my front porch um
-we got Maddie over here this has been my
-best friend for 13 years you got you you
-already know her I'm not even going to
-introduce Chelsea you already know her
-and then you got a Lista over here this
-is Chelsea's sister this is our little
-friend group right here this is
-CQB we can't nobody knows no you will
-never know what it means ever um nobody
-knows we all been like a friend group
-since high school what does it mean it's
-top secret will die before I tell you
-what it means we told you we'd have to
-kill you there's one person we went to
-high school with who just happened to
-guess what it was you're watching this
-keep your mouth shut keep your mouth
-shut so the night it happens okay we
-were all there from your perspective
-okay I don't want to hear her
-perspective anymore yeah I'm tired of
-saying it too so y'all be my gu okay
-okay I feel like we tell the story
-differently yeah we definitely do you
-you like to add details in there and I'm
-like that didn't happen maybe it did I
-don't know I was also little I you're
-trying to get away from there too though
-while I was standing there holding my
-own okay so we were all there you were
-there I was there except you weren't
-there I weren't with like I wasn't with
-y'all okay we're all at the CMA Fest we
-all went together right but we sat
-together yeah we all sat together um
-then like after we were like oh yeah
-let's go out you know and me and Haley
-and Alyssa and Carly right yeah we're
-just walking down Broadway Lys and Carly
-like oh let's go to this bar I mean haly
-like okay we're going to go Lolly
-gagging down the street you know and
-we're just walking and we see like two
-dudes you know with like a big
-flashlight and a camera and I was like
-haly a camera and we would go over there
-and I was like are you'all vlogging and
-they was like no we do YouTube we're
-like oh okay I was like do you'all mind
-if we ask you a few questions we were
-like never once told us what the
-questions were those were the last
-questions I was expecting to hear me and
-you both was like oh what's your
-favorite color mine's red you know
-that's why I passed it to you and here
-we are you set her up I did but hey I
-felt bad at first but now I'm I'm proud
-yeah y'all had to come get me after and
-I remember I got in the car and you said
-we messed up I said why you said we did
-a street interview and I said what did
-y'all say and you were like I don't even
-know what we said I don't yeah I
-literally I was but we were all
-like yeah like I forgot about it I was
-like it wasn't that bad that's what's
-funny about it as soon as the first
-video come out like the actual hotk to
-we're like okay that's it seen it at
-work and I facetimed each one of you I
-was unconscious I got to get their raw
-reactions to this video cuz I was dying
-and Haley's like asleep
-oh yeah she didn't even know we're all
-like Kay's about to sit her pants and
-then well at first it was like it wasn't
-getting views at all and then by the
-time she woke up it had like 500k yeah I
-was uh oh and then I saw like 1.5 mil I
-was like they we were like okay you know
-it's going to blow over it was fun yeah
-I thought it was going to be like a haha
-couple hours later drops another video
-yeah and I was like that was the only
-part of the conversation that was funny
-he keeps dropping more videos as like
-the weeks go on and I'm like no I you
-called me after he dropped the next one
-and you were like Chelsea this is bad
-you were like balling your eyes out and
-I was like [ __ ] so I left work real
-quick and I was like I'm coming over and
-I came over and we didn't leave the
-house for he dropped that second one
-which one was it which one was the
-second was what I love you pie or the
-Cobb the cobwebs that's the one you were
-the most worried about like I was
-literally at my aunt and uncle's house
-and I was like oh I want to go see their
-Garden they took me down there say their
-garden and everything else I got a
-cousin from or cousin I get a call from
-KK and I was like
-what's she calling me for I was like
-that can't be good Hunter calls her back
-Hunter's my little blond-headed
-curly-headed cousin he's my cousin not
-my man get that right please and thank
-you Snapchat stories drives me nuts um
-and she's like there's another video and
-I was like what could I have possibly
-said I was like I don't remember I was
-pretty damn drunk in that interview I
-was like I don't know I was drinking
-those slushies all day me and you both
-were yeah I remember nothing it was like
-some kind of
-blue what was in it it was vodka right
-it was like Tito it was
-yeah it's pretty good we were drinking
-them all evening you anyka and you said
-these have nothing in there and they're
-like I don't know what you want me to do
-about it like put another shot in there
-and you said I paid for it she did she
-took him back she's like there's no
-alcohol on this and they put another
-shot off in there for us I went with Y
-and I I was paying for it so I was like
-I'm paying extra for this you better put
-it in there exactly and then after they
-released that one video where you could
-really see my tongue that it was blue
-after I've been drinking all day they're
-like she sucked off Papa Smurf and I was
-like well G okay you know but we were up
-there and we got that phone call and KK
-was telling us about this other video
-and I was like are you [ __ ] me right
-now like you're pulling my dick there's
-no way there is no way in hell they done
-post another video I don't remember
-saying that hunter gets this video to
-pull up and I'm
-like I was like that is not good I was
-like okay I got to get in my car and go
-home cuz I'm about to have a nervous
-breakdown me and Granny are on the way
-home and I'm over here and there's a sad
-song on the radio I'm like keep it
-together granny has no idea what's
-happening granny has no idea at this
-point she's like why are you in such a
-hurry I was like gr I I just need to get
-in the car and go I was like I'm ready
-to take a nap I need to take a shower I
-was like I just I just need to go home
-we get home I go in my room I was like
-oh
-Jesus time either she didn't and when I
-told her like about the whole thing it
-was like a really when I told her I had
-to explain it to her like three times
-and she was like I don't get it and I
-was like granny listen to what I'm
-saying to you I was like spit on it and
-she's like oh and I was like granny
-Jesus Christ I was like don't say that
-that I was like let me end up telling my
-daddy you know whatever I'm going to
-explain it to him to which he knew about
-it but he didn't understand it either he
-was like I don't [ __ ] get it but I
-should have known somebody in my family
-would have said something to his ass
-before I did so he knew before you even
-told him he's heard about it but he
-didn't really know what it was so I was
-like okay well I guess I'm going to have
-to tell him then granny he gets here
-she's like Haley come in here and tell
-your daddy what you told me and I was
-like oh Jesus Christ and he's hotheaded
-too that's where I get it from so did
-you tell your brother or did he ask you
-about it first I told Austin about it
-now Andrew I think he seen it at work
-and he's like what the [ __ ] he texted
-Austin he's like do you know our little
-sister's like Tik Tok famous and he was
-like yeah Tik Tok famous it's kind of
-funny I didn't think it was big until my
-dad was like awesome bu has at work show
-meet you on Facebook you and Haley in
-Nashville I was like oh did they it was
-rough I literally locked myself in that
-bedroom for like 2 weeks I went to work
-and then I'd come straight home I
-wouldn't even go to the store and get
-gas I was like everybody and their mom
-knows me around here I was like I can't
-do it they're going
-like yeah dressed in hats and hoodies I
-didn't think it was getting bad until I
-started seeing people like do merch that
-said it and I was like what or like that
-girl that pretended to be you oh yeah
-like the one that was like trying to get
-getting the benefit hey those people
-done deep investigation though no they
-did but they didn't well nobody really
-know who you were so like yeah they they
-didn't know your name I was okay with it
-I was okay with it she I was like she's
-claiming to be me yes sister you take
-that that wasn't that wasn't haly W I
-don't know who the hell that was you go
-to D meet your attorney yeah shout out
-your mama yeah shout out Mom I love you
-shout out Mama D I love you telling my
-dad was like an awkward conversation so
-he's sitting here he's like mean mugging
-the [ __ ] out of me while I'm telling him
-and I'm like okay this is not going to
-go good and I'm trying to get it out
-where it doesn't sound as bad as it was
-cuz at this point I was like this is
-going to be a mess then you have granny
-over here
-just spit on it
-hot to she doesn't even say hot to she's
-hot toy I was like granny stop let me
-let me finish telling him she's over
-here okay spit on it I she's just over
-here I'm over here like this trying to
-tell him cuz I'm laughing trying to tell
-him and he's getting mad cuz I want spit
-it out and I'm like oh my [ __ ] God I
-like all right Daddy I said it I said it
-I was talking about spitting on dick
-[ __ ] like it's just a joke though he
-said I know not to take you [ __ ] I know
-not to take you serious cuz you can
-never tell what comes out of my mouth my
-whole family has said
-that know that I don't think anyone was
-surprised when they seen the video
-anyone that knows you everybody that I
-spoke to about it like when it first
-happened they're like that does not
-surprise me that come out of your mouth
-I'm like thank you even if you weren't
-drinking and you were there like you
-would say it if we were here yeah to
-y'all I'm like scatter brain we can have
-a conversation like this and if I see a
-cow or something I'm going to jump to
-that and I'm always going to have
-something to say about something else
-definitely the hardest part was like
-coming out of my house after all this
-happened I was like I'm embarrassed
-death I cannot show my face anywhere I
-was like mortified of it now I kind of
-embraced it I wish I'd have done it
-sooner I'd be like quit being a little
-[ __ ] and get your ass up and go see
-your attorney just do it and we did that
-and did and you sat in that meeting with
-me I do there's this man the other night
-at dark spinley he tickled the [ __ ] out
-of me he was like I what he how did he
-word it you remember that older man and
-I was
-like I don't know what you're talking
-about he's like I can't mistake that
-country twang from anywhere he's like I
-know it's you and I was
-like surprise yes me what's the craziest
-rumor I think I want to ask you guys
-what's the craziest
-shy let's talk about shy that's not a
-rumor that was like real thing that
-happened
-yesterday it wasn't even my Shir tussy
-though that was the best com I've read
-since this only start wasn't shuss
-imagine waking up from a nap like you're
-taking this really good ass nap I was
-waiting on you to tell me if you're
-staying within or if you're going home
-so I was like all right I'm going to
-take a nap my comforter is drying
-whatever took me a little nap I wake up
-I don't know how she timed it so good I
-had like a bunch of messages and
-everything else I was like what's this
-about I wake up she facetimes me she's
-like haly go to your Instagram I was
-like what what is it she's like
-shsy like people are talking about your
-shirt tussy and she was like oh my God
-she already knew what I was talking
-about cuz we we seen it I was like why
-does it look like that that's not right
-all the comments were talking about it
-and then someone said sure tussy and I
-was like that is the best thing they
-could have ever said no as soon as I
-seen it I was like that's literally the
-picture we said not to post no he
-literally sent like a or he said are
-these pictures above like good for the
-post and I was like yeah those are good
-you sent the ones I sent that picture
-was not in there I did not send that I
-would not have done that to you Jamie
-you're done for so a shirt tussy is when
-you have a fat Coter and your Coter
-decides to take a bite out of your shirt
-that's exactly what a shirt tussy is and
-don't act like you haven't ever had one
-or I've never seen that before actually
-you're the first well hell it's better
-than a camel toe it's basically the same
-thing I think it's worse I don't know
-I'd rather have a camel to the shirt it
-least like you're wearing the pants and
-it's not your
-shirt I hate to say it but those lips
-look too little to be
-mine I hate to say it I was looking I
-was like there a no way there's no way
-in hell that's
-mine what's that girl off me girl say
-just because I have a WID set
-vagina oh my God you keep saying what I
-like in the backup pack of the cat
-wait what' she say what I la in the back
-I pack in the cat she didn't even know
-what that means I was like Kay that
-literally means
-you no it
-don't big Martha what yall know about it
-who is that what you call her yeah yeah
-her name is Big Martha
-actually oh
-God no she tried naming ours actually
-she did she sat down she's said why
-don't we name yours
-Doug she went one by one trying to come
-up with
-like
-no nobody thinks what I think stop what
-you're doing right now I'm serious
-whatever app you have open right now
-close it whatever text you're reading
-shut that down trust me I'm doing this
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-better picks how did you guys meet so we
-met in high school me and her have been
-best friends since like third grade yeah
-something like that third fourth and
-then we survived two other friend groups
-and we kind of kind of guess come to our
-last destination best for last final
-destination well we met in high school
-we all cheered together yeah got into
-some trouble together in cheer L bot
-trouble actually no we met because I
-made you take us home like that's how
-we've been friends Chelsea we were
-leaving school yeah cuz my sister left
-me we I kind of knew you all before
-though yeah we we knew each other same
-grade yeah and we knew Jordan too but I
-was supposed to go we were supposed to
-go home with my sister and she left us
-dished us out of the car so I was like
-what am I supposed to do thank you H we
-appreciate that can we hay ride with
-y'all and I'm like yeah that's fine both
-of them actually tried dating my brother
-that was before I tried being your
-friend that's how I met y'all y'all
-Carson was my man Carson Was Your Man
-Carson was Brooks man Carson belonged to
-everybody he went through the whole gang
-man yeah yeah that's he grew into his
-ears though oh yeah he did have some big
-ho ear yeah BL is hard no no I met you
-before you had braces and we were just
-little and my teeth done the Cha Cha
-Slide to
-the but I don't know I don't even know
-how I became your friend that reminds me
-I looked at my DM's last night and
-somebody told me I need to buy veneers
-for what I wore braces for 5 years and
-then Ellie over there decided to eat my
-retainer so I didn't get to wear it but
-maybe like two weeks which I probably
-wasn't going to wear it anyways but she
-saved me the trouble this is actually my
-daughter over here come here she doesn't
-have a Daddy it's okay there's nothing
-wrong with
-that that's okay she needs to go put on
-her Halloween jammies it never right do
-they even fit her I don't know I haven't
-put them on her yet I haven't brought
-myself to it cuz I'm scared she's going
-to like piss on me Pooky made her piss
-the other night why I guess she got
-excited she was like oh a handsome man
-and like started pissing she don't get I
-understand well yeah but you're not a
-handsome man you're a handsome woman
-handsome yeah you're handsome be yeah
-our typical going out night was like
-last night I ordered $80 worth of
-dominoes just for us to like sit there
-and like all devour it and then we'll
-watch TV that's really all we do we play
-UNO bu yeah that's what we do for fun
-around here we normally drink wine too
-with it if you can't tell she's drinking
-out of the bottle that's a classy lady
-right there the qu is not no the qu's
-not in it either there's little pieces
-just floating around it's okay it adds
-character I think it adds character too
-we prefer Barefoot too though it's cheap
-we don't really go out all together
-though I don't think we've ever all been
-out together besides like the chat
-Halloween party when oh man Halloween
-last year was a blur to me my boots that
-I bought like the same day to complete
-my outfit they're like some really tall
-like Gog go boot in go go
-excuse me I love saying that so I got
-tired of walking around in him my feet
-were hurting so I took them off and I
-was sitting beside Alyssa cuz you know I
-just stir up at that point Fireball keep
-it away from me uhuh I told him I said
-one more shot and y'all taking care of
-her I was not I fed her no I told y yall
-give her one more and I'm done dude I
-love Fireball it's like my spiritual
-calling she's already like been over the
-floor before there like the last one
-dude I was having a ball before we even
-left like your apartment I had so much
-fun though until Pooky called yeah until
-Pooky called he screaming and crying and
-throwing up that's why I didn't like
-Pooky me and Haley sat outside for like
-45 minutes and she was like [ __ ] you
-[ __ ] you just cussing him out and he
-kept hanging up on her every time he was
-literally out too and then she'd call
-him again see I'm giving hope right here
-you're like two or three yearlong
-situationship can turn into something
-more I'm giving hope to the delusional
-girlies right now well the thing is I
-blocked pooky's number before she even
-started calling him again he was having
-fun the same thing I was I'm just
-dramatic except she was at a frat party
-he was at a bar with his friends was
-this Harley or Haley Harley came out
-Harley comes out there's no you can talk
-to her but she's not all there you got
-to explain what Harley is Harley is your
-Alter Ego that when I drink dark liquor
-that is Harley yeah once Harley comes
-out there's no going back until Harley
-is done put down I got some Halloween
-costumes of you my boy
-what why are they in like a work suit
-like what is that hot to jumpsuit
-I think they should do like a mask I
-think it should be like the outfit that
-you wore that night I know what is up
-with Johnny and them wanting to like
-chop that up and sell it in little
-pieces no one will ever get my Sheen
-skirt I live by that thing no one will
-ever get itar that it was $3 no one's
-ever going to get it and your she top
-let's talk about the time Haley punched
-her ex in the face I actually smacked
-face it smack it was like a
-hard whack that's what I loved about him
-though like me and him can be into it
-and then like an hour later we're fine
-like that was my favorite thing about
-him no but no we were at the beach on
-his senior trip I got secondhand
-embarrassment I feel so bad we were in a
-room full of all his friends and I don't
-know if he was joking or not you can't
-joke around with me too much cuz I'm
-like really hotheaded and I take it a
-little too far he bumps into me and
-Spills Dr Pepper all down I had a reflex
-and I rared back and I five starred him
-right in his face and it got so quiet in
-there that's not the first time she H
-someone in the face yeah that was in
-your name keep my watch name out your
-[ __ ] mouth that's that's exactly it I
-wasn't even there I no idea what was
-going on you can say whatever you want
-to like about me but when it comes to
-them or like anybody else I'm really
-close with just don't do that and it's a
-concept they got really close at one
-point in time and they were like really
-good friends and I'm all about being a
-good friend I try really hard to be a
-good friend I always have and they're
-pretty good friends too thank you yeah
-of course but this girl she got really
-close with us and
-especially with her she got really close
-with her and then we found out she was
-texting her ex-boyfriend behind her back
-and she's done been [ __ ] talking me at
-this point so I'm like ah whatever you
-know what you call me stupid idiot
-whatever it was she called me that's one
-thing but you're sitting here being a
-good friend to her or think you are and
-you're texting her man behind her back I
-was like I got something for that ass I
-got a FaceTime call and they was like
-Hey so and so's texting him and I was
-like okay like I'll text her and they
-was like no don't say anything Haley's
-going to handle it she's
-I not to nobody believed me I I know
-when I done it everybody's like H why'
-you do that everybody in the room told
-me to do it no I knew you were serious
-nobody else thinks I'm serious right now
-and then she that was the best face time
-call I've ever got Wasing it on and
-after you did it she was like Haley why'
-you do that I was Alissa you told her to
-y' know you tell Haley to do some things
-some she be oh yeah like and she won't
-actually do do it I was not expecting
-her to actually do that I don't got
-gassed up at that point I
-ponytail told her boyfriend she's like
-if you get a phone call it's cuz I beat
-this bitch's ass he left she had even
-been at the house for 10 minutes not
-even 10 and he leaves gets right back to
-his house hey can you come pick me up I
-knew it come he said please tell me
-you're not calling me for the reason you
-said you would I was like yeah I am he
-was like hey my [ __ ] and he come and
-got me me and him click so good that was
-bad you miss him that was like my best
-friend so yeah not like that way it's
-okay but like we were friends before
-that we were really good friends before
-that it's nothing but love over here
-same way with that girl we don't have
-issues or anything we're good after like
-few weeks after that I don't know how
-that come to be either but that was like
-a we were like why are they it oh the
-next day y'all were like best us it your
-prti yeah we fine and me and look each
-other we
-said sometimes I think people need to
-just get their asses handed to them
-sometimes and then they get back on the
-right path you know one and done type
-girl this is a hell of a podcast set up
-yeah the cow
-field in case you're wondering where my
-porch is it's out in BF bum [ __ ] Egypt
-um there's literally a cow field over
-there they're just I guess living their
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-if you guys have seen this yet it might
-be a skill though naming
-people former some people read hero this
-is a this is a crazy conspiracy theory I
-don't know if you've seen this wait till
-y'all find out she's loky a former
-Israel Soldier C how do you say that
-cospl cosplaying a Southern bell after a
-billionaire dad hired a PR firm to scrub
-her past off the internet par
-particularly her old Tik Tok where she
-ain't even speak English let alone had a
-fake ass southern accent a fake ass
-southern accent you know there's times I
-wish I didn't have an
-accent let let me just see
-that you hold my bottle
-okay Trill bur who sent you H you're on
-to me you're so good how'd you catch me
-stupid ass people are so ignorant like
-where do you sit here and come up with
-this [ __ ] like out of the time of day
-where do you have the time of day to sit
-here and come up with [ __ ] like this I
-wish I was a soldier I feel like it'd be
-kind of fun I feel like going to the
-Marines and stuff would be really fun I
-feel like I could do it but I wouldn't I
-wouldn't be serious in it spot like I
-flip a tank over if I drove it you walk
-up be like wait who am I supposed to
-shoot that's exactly what you would do I
-couldn't do that I walk out be like okay
-he's kind of cute I don't want to shoot
-him no you I don't want to kill him you
-know know I be like I should hook him up
-with Maddie I try to go over there and
-like hook him up with MADD and he'd
-shoot my ass I'd be
-done internet particular how old Tik
-Tock where she ain't she ain't even
-speak English let alone had a fake ass
-southern accent uh oh here comes granny
-granny oh she can't even get in Granny's
-here we're
-broadcasting everybody this is Granny in
-case you haven't met her this is where
-my mouth comes from you're the best what
-are you doing here me yeah nothing I
-came to see you did you oh oh do I eat
-enough we need to get this out here do I
-eat enough what do you mean do you eat
-enough do I eat enough how much do I eat
-well I guess you eat till you get full
-everybody says I need to eat more cuz
-I'm shaped like a chopstick kind of n
-you don't need you don't need to eat too
-much more yeah you get fat we're
-drinking that liquor that was in the
-fridge what liquor y drunk no bun of
-drunk have you tried this no get you a
-sip it's got a cork screw in it but yeah
-it's extra
-flavor what is I know me the other day I
-just kind of put it in the fridge I
-didn't think nothing about it she said
-whose liquor is that in the fridge and
-liquor I went there and looked I was
-like oh that's
-wine ain't no liquor y'all drank all
-that no I don't want none of that stuff
-there's a cork FL floating around in it
-do you drink wine granny nope I don't
-drink period mhm that's how I live to be
-80 years
-old we told her she start smoking her a
-joint she feel better what are your
-secrets to youth how do you stay so well
-I guess with all these Grand young young
-ons and Grand Youngs you know You' got
-got four young ons nine grand young and
-I don't how many great grand Youngs i'
-have to stop and count them were you
-were you surprised when she got
-famous she didn't tell me for a week I
-think it was a little bit more than that
-no it was longer than a week it was like
-two is they say they know more than I do
-I'm not going to tell her she was she
-was scared to tell me she's afraid I'd
-get on her for what she
-said you thought it was funny I say I
-bet you thought it was funny then I got
-think about well I guess if she don't
-say anymore or do anymore well I had got
-nothing to worry about well
-actually yeah I just heard the
-last little remark you made which one
-what was it something about something
-being you something in a hole and
-oh what
-was I was on the
-radio yes you hear radio you can blame
-Johnny for that Johnny's like that's
-funny say that you came up with it
-though tell what you say so what's all
-or how did I word it what's good for the
-hole what's good for the hole and always
-good for the
-soul that was on the radio here tell
-them about the telemarketers
-what about tell them what you say to him
-of make no that ain't what you say to
-him that ain't very nice yeah and tell
-marketers of us worry
-the crap out of me look she's putting a
-filter on now you ought to he early in
-the morning filter
-off bad
-granny you know that movie Bad Grandpa
-yeah got [ __ ] on bad granny i' hate to
-be
-the I got 18 one day 18
-calls they drive her nuts oh gosh that
-phone is always ringing yeah it drive
-you nuts when you're trying to sleep in
-at the ash crack of dawn too yeah I
-don't blame you I'd say the same
-thing what am I cooking why' you start
-stud I said what do you say to the tele
-markers quit [ __ ] calling
-me go to
-hell call somebody else every once in a
-while I'm tired of you calling me what's
-your favorite thing about Haley
-don't look at me like that it's a smart
-ass mouth ain't it H's this is my
-granddaughter she stays here with me
-takes care of
-me oh shs don't don't sweet don't talk
-about me like that sweet as I can be now
-you're bluffing right there K this
-[ __ ] she's making me look good that's
-what I say she's just she's just my
-granddaughter now put the camera and ask
-her what she really says months
-old yeah put the camera down and ask her
-what she really thinks about me to cry I
-know this story and it makes me
-emotional too I don't know why but she's
-very independent very independent word
-that's out go ahead tell them you
-independent too now you don't need a man
-for [ __ ] tell
-them well I guess that's why I had got
-one you're damn right me and you both
-great I know that's right now she's
-always told me own thing we no man to do
-it for do it yeah right now you have
-always told me not to ever bring you a
-man home unless he's got one foot in the
-grave and the other on a banana pilling
-that's right that's right and I ain't
-seen one yet he's got a [ __ ] ton of
-money so he can just slip right into his
-grave and leave her all his
-money now I live by that she tell them
-all my secrets yeah it looks like it I'm
-kidding now I'm the one money I don't
-need a man for [ __ ] I just got one
-because I got one do you like Pooky
-I guess I hadn't met him but two or
-three times but I guess Pooky is all
-right you get married when did I what
-age were you when you got married I was
-17 years
-old yeah I got a little bit to lose yeah
-I did too I I wouldn't advis it yall
-wait till you're about 37
-37 what about never never I'd be better
-what's Granny's alterg when she gets mad
-huh grantha gran Brenda that's Brenda
-Brenda
-Jane No when Granny gets mad she's
-Brenda that ain't granny no more that's
-Brenda amazing you Taco Bell let's get
-you let's get yeah so here we have our
-local Taco Bell this is my favorite
-place to eat you could never offer me
-Taco Bell I'm like ew no I'm not in the
-mood for that I'm always down for Taco
-Bell you want to buy hot freeze I've
-never had one they're good we're taking
-your Baja virginity with
-you where she
-be right with you what is she say so you
-need Carol's raw reaction to a Baja
-Blast mhm dude have you ever went to a
-gas station and got like a Coke
-freezy that's my [ __ ] so if you look to
-the right right here this is where I was
-working at it's my little spring Factory
-oh a got very many people up in there
-you worked inside there I see Trevor's
-there that was my best buddy old pal I
-just put Springs in a box and we shipped
-them out I check them occasionally I
-didn't like doing it I had to sit still
-all day we're driving through Lewisburg
-we're going to Cornersville to see where
-we went to high school at they literally
-had a tractor day people used to drive
-tractors to [ __ ] every homecoming did
-you drive a tractor to school hell no I
-can barely drive a
-car what do you call your car
-Kirby why do you call them Kirby cuz I
-run over a lot of Curves oh look at
-these people planting trees okay and
-they got B okay those are ghosts I was
-going to say they got PL bags in their
-[ __ ] trees remember they used to give
-us the trees at school huh they didn't
-ever give yall a tree hell no they
-didn't give us a tree we were pouring
-Corners well they wouldn't give us a
-[ __ ] no thing of toilet paper to wipe
-your ass on that's true or toilet paper
-I swear to God that damn thin one little
-poke through your finger now you got
-[ __ ] on your finger going to graze that
-[ __ ] up real good too maybe I should
-make an ad tired of thin toilet paper
-and walking around with skid marks in
-your drawers after all day but You'
-wiped nine times vote Haley for
-president she'll fix that in your school
-systems vote for Haley W and she's going
-to spit on that [ __ ] campaign so
-we're at our high school um we used to
-cheer out here you don't got anything to
-add W CS W CS go boogs I think have the
-w foot are weading or no uh I got you
-talk to her wait TI talk to her
-subscribe to that thing this is Miss
-Remy Jan and I've had her since she is a
-baby she likes apples if you can't tell
-she's going to give you a little
-ASMR you like that yeah she likes that
-and that's a wrap on this episode and I
-hope you guys had fun hanging out with
-me in my hometown and make sure you like
-comment subscribe on this podcast
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