[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the    ### INSTRUCTION: kcedron,  like  a  scedar,  of  the  founts,  on  moun-
tains, with  limon  on,  of  Lebanon.  O!  the  lowness  of  him  was
.  beneath  all  up  to  that  sunk  to!  No  likedbylike  firewater  or  first-
served  firstshot  or  gulletburn  gin  or  honest  brewbarrett  beer  either.

[Assistant] O  dear  no!  Instead  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   tragic  jester  sobbed  himself  wheywhing-
ingly  sick  of  life  on  some  sort  of  a  rhubarbarous  maundarin  yella-
green  funkleblue  windi  ### INSTRUCTION: gut  diodying  applejack  squeezed  from
sour  grapefruice  and,  to  hear  him  twixt  his  sedimental  cupslips
when  he  had  gulfed  down  mmmmuch  too  mmmmany  gourds  of

[Assistant] it


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   retching  off  to  almost  as  low  withswillers,  who  always  knew
notwithstanding  when  they  had  had  enough  and  were  rightly
indignant  at  the  wretch's  hospitality  when  they  found  to  their
horror  they  could  not  carry  another  drop,  it  came  straight    ### INSTRUCTION: from
the  noble  white  fat,  jo,  open  wide  sat,  jo,  jo,  her  why  h

[Assistant]
ide  that,
jo


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  jo  jo,  the  winevat,  of  the  most  serene  magyansty  az  archdio-
chesse,  if  she  is  a  duck,  she's  a  douches,  and  when  she  has  a
feherbour  snot  her  fault,  now  is  it?  artstou  ### INSTRUCTION: chups,  funny  you're
grinning  at,  fancy  you're  in  her  yet,

[Assistant]
  Fanny  Urinia.

Aint  that  swell,  hey


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ?  Peamengro!  Talk  about  lo  ### INSTRUCTION: wness!  Any
dog's  quantity  of  it  visibly  oozed  out  thickly  from  th

[Assistant]
is  dirty
little  blacking  beetle  for  the  very  fourth  snap  the  Tulloch-Turn-
bull  girl  with  her  coldblood  kodak  shotted  the  as  yet  unre-
muneranded  national  apostate,  who  was  cowardly  gun  and  camera
shy,  taking  what


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  he  fondly  thought  was  a  short  cut  to  Caer  Fere,
Soak  Amerigas,  vias  the  shipsteam  Pridewiriy  after  having  buried
a  hatchet  not  so  long  before,  by  the  wrong  goods  exeunt,  num-

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mer  desh  to  ### INSTRUCTION:   tren,  into  Patatapapaveri's,  frui

[Assistant]
terers  and  musical
florists,  with  his  Ciaho,  ch


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: avif  Sar  shin^  shillipen?  she  knew  the
vice  out  of  bridewell  was  a  bad  fast  man  by  his  walk  on  the
spot.   ### INSTRUCTION:

[Johns  is  a  different  butcher's.  Next  place  you  are  up  town  pay
him  a  visit.  Or  better  still,  come  tobuy.  You  will  enjoy  cattlemen's
spring  meat.  Johns  is  now  quite  di

[Assistant] vorced  from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   baking.  Fattens,
kills,  flays,  ha  ### INSTRUCTION: ngs,  draws,  quarters  and  pieces.  Feel  his  lambs!  Ex!
Feel  how  sheap!  Exex!  His  liver  too  is  great  value

[Assistant]
,  a  spatiality!
Exexex!  COMMUNICATED.]

Around  that  time,  moravar,  one  generally,  for  luvvomony
hoped  or  at  any  rate  suspected  among  morticians  that  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  would
early  turn  out  badly,  develop  hereditary  pulmonary  T.B.,  and
do  for  himself  one  dandy  time,  nay,  of  a  pelting  night  blanketed
c  ### INSTRUCTION: reditors,  hearing  a  coarse  song  and  splash  off  Eden  Quay  sighed
and  rolled  over,  sure  all  was  up,  but,  though  he  fell  heavily  and
locally  into  debit,  not  even

[Assistant] then  could  such  an  ant


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: inomian  be
true  to  type.  He  would  not  put  fire  to  ### INSTRUCTION:   his  cerebrum;  he  would
not  throw  himself  in  Liffey;  he  would  not  explaud  himself  with
pneumantics;  he  refused  to  saffrocake  himself  with  a  sod.  With
the  foreign  devil's  leave  the  fraid  born  fraud  diddled  even  death.
An:(i^

[Assistant] cabled  (but  shaking


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  worth  out  of  his  maulth:  Guarda-
costa  leporello.^  Szasas  Kraicz!)  from  his  Nearapoblican  asylum
to  his  jonathan  for  a  brother:  Here  tokay,  gone  tomory,  we're
spluched,  do  something,  Fireless.  And  had  answer:  Inconvenien  ### INSTRUCTION: t,
David.

You  see,  chaps,  it  will  trickle

[Assistant] out,  freaksily


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   of  course,  but  the
t  ### INSTRUCTION: om  and  the  shorty  of  it  is:  he  was  in  his  bardic  memory  low.
All  the  time  he  kept  on  treasuring  with  condign  satisfaction  each
and  every  crumb  of  trektalk,  covetous  of  his  neighbour's  word,
and  if  ever,  during  a

[Assistant]
Munda  conversazione  commoted  in  the
nation's  interest,  delicate  tipp


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: its  were  thrown  out  to  him  touch-
ing his  evil  courses  by  some  wellwishers,  vainly  pleading  by
scriptural  arguments  with  the  opprobrious  papist  about  trying
to  brace  up  for  the  kidos  of  the  thing,  Scally   ### INSTRUCTION:  wag,  and  be  a  men
instead  of  a  dem  scrounger,  dish  it  all,  such  as:  Pray,  what  is

[Assistant]
172

Il


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:

the  meaning,  sousy,  of  that  continental  expression,  if  you  ever
came  acrux  it,  we  think  it  is  a  word  transpiciously  like  canaille}:
or:  Did  you  anywhere,  kennel,  on  your  gullible's  travels  or
during  your  rural  troubadouring,  happen  to  stumble  upon  a
ce  ### INSTRUCTION: rtain  gay  young  nobleman  whimpe

[Assistant] ring  to  the  name  of  Low


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
Swine  who  always  addresses  women  out  of  the  one  cor  ### INSTRUCTION: ner  of
his  mouth,  lives  on  loans  and  is  furtivefree  yours  of  age?  with-
out one  sigh  of  haste  like  the  supreme  prig  he  was,  and  not  a  bit
sorry,  he  would  pull  a  vacant  landlubber's  face,  root  with  ear-
wake

[Assistant] r's  pensile  in  the  outer  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  his  lauscher  and  then,  lisping,
the  prattlepate  parnel  ### INSTRUCTION: la,  to  kill  time,  and  swatting  his  deadbest
to  think  what  under  the  canopies  of  Jansens  Chrest  would  any
decent  son  of  an  Albiogenselman  who  had  bin  to  an

[Assistant]
university
think,  let  a  lent  hit  a  hint  and  begin  to  tell  all  the  intelligentsia


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: admitted  to  that  tamileasy  samtalaisy  conclamazzione  (since,  still
and  before  physicians,  lawyers  merchant,  belfry  pollititians,  agri-
colous  manufraudurer  ### INSTRUCTION: s,  sacrestanes  of  the  Pure  River  Society,
philanthropicks  lodging  on  as  many  boards  round  th

[Assistant]
e  panesthetic
at  the  same  time  as  possible)  the  whole  Hfelong  swrine  story  of
his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  entire  low  cornaille  existence,  abusing  his  deceased  ancestors
wherever  the  sods  were  and  one  moment  tarabooming  great
blu  ### INSTRUCTION: nderguns  (poh!)  about  his  farfamed  fine  Poppamore,  Mr
Humhum,  whom  history,  climate  and  en

[Assistant]
tertainment  made  the
first  of  his  sept  and  always  up  to  debt,  though  Eavens  ears  ow
many  fines  he  faces,  and  another


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   moment  visanvrerssas,  cruach-
ing  three  jeers  (pah!)  for  his  rotten  little  ghost  of  a  Peppybeg,
Mr  Himmyshimmy,  a  blighty,  a  reeky  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  a  Hghty,  a  scrapy,  a  bab-

[Assistant]
bly,  a  ninny,  dirty  seventh  among  thieves  and  always  bottom
sawyer,  till  nowan  knowed  how  howmely


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   howme  could  be,  giv-
ing unsolicited  testimony  on  behalf  of  the  absent,  as  glib  as  ### INSTRUCTION:   eaves-
water  to  those  present  (who  meanwhile,  with  increasing  lack  of
interest  in  his  semantics,  allowed  various  subconscious  smickers
to  drivel  slowly  across  their  fichers),  unconsciously  explai

[Assistant]
ning,
for  inkstands,  with  a  meticulosity  bordering  on  the  insane,  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: various  meanings  of  all  the  different  foreign  parts  of  speech  he
misused  and  cuttlefishing  every  lie  unshrinkable  about  all  the

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other  people  in    ### INSTRUCTION: the  story,  leaving  out,  of  course,  foreconsciously,

[Assistant]
the  simple  worf  and  plague  and  poison  they  had  cornered  him
about  until  there  was  not  a  snoozer  among  them  but  was  utterly
undeceived


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   in  the  heel  of   ### INSTRUCTION:  the  reel  by  the  recital  of  the  rigmarole.

He  went  without  saying  that  the  cull  disliked  anything  anyway
approaching  a  plain  straightforward  standup  or  knockdown  row
and,  as  often  as  he  was  called  in  to  umpire  any  octagonal  argu-
ment among  slangwhangers,  the  accomplished  washout  always
used  to  rub  s

[Assistant] houlders  with  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   last  speaker  and  clasp  shakers  (the
handtouch  which  is  speech  without    ### INSTRUCTION: words)  and  agree  to  every
word  as  soon  as  half  uttered,

[Assistant]
 command  me!,  your  servant,  good,
I  revere  you,  how,  my  seer?  be  drinking  that!  quite  truth,  grati-
as,  Fm  yoush,  see  wha'm  hearing?,  also  goods,  please  it,  me


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: sure?,  be  filling  this!,  quiso,  you  said  it,  apasafello,  muchas
grassyass,  is  tliere    ### INSTRUCTION: firing-on-me?,  is  their  girlic-on-you?,  to  your
good  self,  your  sulphur,

[Assistant]
  and  then  at  once  focuss  his  whole
unbalanced  attention  upon  the  next  octagonist  who  managed  to
catch  a  listener's  eye,  asking  and  imploring  him  out  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   his
piteous  onewinker,  (Jiemoptysia  diadumenos)  whe  ### INSTRUCTION: ther  there  was
anything  in  the  world  he  could  do  to  please  him  and  to  overflow
his  tumbletantaliser  for  him  yet  once  more.

One  hailcannon  night  (for  h

[Assistant]
is  departure  was  attended  by  a
heavy  downpour)  as  very  recently  as  some  thousand  rains  ago  he
was  therefore  treated  with


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   what  closely  resembled  parsonal  viol-
ence, being  soggert  all  unsuspectingly  through  the  deserted  village
of  Tumblin-on-the-L  ### INSTRUCTION: eafy  from  Mr  Vanhomrigh'

[Assistant]
s  house  at  8i  bis
Mabbot's  Mall  as  far  as  Green  Patch  beyond  the  brickfields  of
Salmon  Pool  by  rival  teams  of  slowspiers  counter  quicklimers
who  finally,  as  rahilly


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  they  had  been  deteened  out  rawther  l  ### INSTRUCTION: ae-
tich,  thought,  busnis  hits  busnis,  they  had  better  be  streaking  for
home  after  their  Auborne-to-Auborne,  with  thanks  for  the  pleasant
evening,  one  and  all  disgustedly,  instead  of  ruggering  him  back,
and  awak

[Assistant]
e,  reconciled  (though  they  were  as  jealous  as  could  be
cullions


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  about  all  the  truffles  they  had  brought  on  him)  to  a
friendship,  fast  and  furious,  which  merely  arose  out  of  die  noxious
perver  ### INSTRUCTION: t's  perfect  lownes

[Assistant]
s.  Again  there  was  a  hope  that  people,

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\

looking  on  him  with  the  contemp  of  the  contempibles,  after
first  gaving  him  a  roll  in  the  dirt,  might  pity  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  forgive  him,  if
properly  deloused,  but  the  pleb  was  born  a  Quicklow  and  sank
alowing  till  he  stank  out  of  sight.

All  Saints  beat    ### INSTRUCTION: Belial!  Mickil  Goa

[Assistant]
ls  to  Nichil!  Notpossible!
Already?

In  Nowhere  has  yet  the  Whole  World  taken  part  of  himself  for  his
Wife;

By  Nowhere  have  Poorparents  been  sentenced  to  Worms


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  ^  Blood  and

Thunder  for  Life
Not  yet  has  the  Empfrom  Co  ### INSTRUCTION: r psica  forced  the  Arth  out  of Eng

[Assistant]
leterre;
Not  yet  have  the  Sachsen  and  Judder  on  the  Mound  of  a  Word  made

Warre;

Not  yet  Witchywithcy  of  Wench  struck  Fire  of  his  Heath  from  on
Hoath;

Not  yet  his  Arcohaleine  forespoken  Peacepeace  upon


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Oath;
Cleftfoot  from  Hempal  must  tumpel,  Blamefool  Gardener  s  bound  to

Broken  Eggs  will  poursuive  bitten  Apples  for  where  theirs  is  Will
there  s  his  Wall;

But  the  Mountstill  frowns  on  the  Millstream  while  their  Madsons
leap  his  Bie  ### INSTRUCTION: r

And  her  Rillstrill  liffs  to  His  M

[Assistant] urkesty  all  her  daft


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Daughters  laff
in  her  Ear,

Till  the  four  Shores  of  deff  Tory  Island  let  th  ### INSTRUCTION: e  dou^e  dumm  Eire-
whiggs  raille!

HirpI  Hirp!  for  their  Missed  Under

[Assistant]
standings!  chirps  the  Ballat  of
Perce-Oreille,

O  fortunous  casualitas!  Lefty  takes  the  cherubcake  while
Rights  cloves  his  hoof.  Darkies  never


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   done  ### INSTRUCTION:   tug  that  coon  out  to
play  non-excretory,  anti-sexuous,  misoxenetic,  gaasy  pure,  flesh
and  blood  games,  written  and  compos

[Assistant]
ed  and  sung  and  danced
by  Niscemus  Nemon,  same  as  piccaninnies  play  all  day,  those
old  (none  of  your  honeys  and  rubbers!)  games  for  fun  and  ele-
ment we  used  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  play  with  Dina  and  old  Joe  kicking  her  behind
and  before  and  the  yel  ### INSTRUCTION: low  girl  kicking  him  behind  old  Joe,

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games  like  Thorn  Thorn

[Assistant]
  the  Thonderman,  Put  the  Wind  up  the
Peeler^  Hat  in  the  Ring,  Prissonyour  P  rite  hards  and  Play  Withers
Team,  Mikel  on  the  Lucky  pig.  Nickel  in  the  Slot,  Sheila  H


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: arnett  and
her  Cow,  Adam  and  Ell,    ### INSTRUCTION: Humble  Bumble,  Moggie  s  on  the  Wall,
Twos

[Assistant]
 and  Threes,  American  Jump,  Fox  Come  out  of  your  Den,
Broken  Bottles,  W riting  a  Letter  to  Punch,  Tiptop  is  a  Sweetstore,
Henressy  Crump  Expolled,  Postmarks  Knock,  Are  We  F airly s  Rep-
resented?,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Solomon  Silent  reading,  Appletree  Bearstone,  I  know  a
Washerwoman,  Hospitals,  As  I  was  Walking,  There  is  Oney one's
House  in  Dreamcolohour,  Battle    ### INSTRUCTION: of  Waterloo,  Colours,  Eggs  in  the
Bush,  Habberdasherisher,  Telling  your  Dreams,  Whats  the  Time,
Nap,  Ducking  Ma

[Assistant]
mmy,  Last  Man  Standing,  Heali  Baboon  and  the
F


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: orky  Theagues,  Fickleyes  and  Futilears,  Handmarried  but  once  in
my  Life  and  Vll  never  commit  such  a  Sin  agin^  Zip  Cooney  Candy,
Turkey  i  ### INSTRUCTION: n  the  Straw,  This  is  the  W iy  we  sow  the  See

[Assistant]
d  of  a  long  and
lusty  Morning,  Hops  of  Fun  at  Milikens  Make,  I  seen  the  Tooth-
brush with  Pat


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Farrel,  Here's  the  Fat  to  graie  the  Priest  s  Boots,
When  his  Steam  was  like    ### INSTRUCTION: a  Raimbrandt  round  Mac  Garvey,

No  w  it  is  notoriously  known  how  on  that  surprisingly  bludgeony
Unity  Sunday  when  the  grand

[Assistant]
 germogall  allstar  bout  was  harrily
the  rage  between  our  weltingtoms  extraordinary  and  our  petty-
thicks  the  marshal


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: aisy  and  Irish  eyes  of  welcome  were  smiling
daggers  down  their  backs,  when  the  roth,  vice  and  b  ### INSTRUCTION: lause  met  the
noyr  blank  and  rogues  and  the  grim  white  and  cold  bet  the  black
fighting  tans,  categorically  unimperatived  by  the  ma

[Assistant]
xims,  a  rank
funk  getting  the  better  of  him,  the  scut  in  a  bad  fit


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  pyjamas
fied  like  a  leveret  for  his  bare  lives,  to  Talviland,  ahone  ahaza,  pur-
sued by  the  s  ### INSTRUCTION: cented  curses  of  all  the  village  belles  and,  without
having  struck  one  blow,  (pig

[Assistant]
stole  on  him  was  lust  he  lagging  it
was  becaused  dust  he  shook)  kuskykorked  himself  up  tight  in
his  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: kbattle  house,  badly  the  worse  for  boosegas,  there  to  stay
in  afar  for  the  life,  where,   ### INSTRUCTION:  as  there  was  not  a  moment  to  be  lost,
after  he  had  boxed  around  with  his  fortepiano  till  he  was  whole
bach  bamp  him  and  bump  him  blues,  he  collapsed  carefully  under
a  bedtick  from

[Assistant] Schwitzer's,  his  face  enveloped  into


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   a  dead  war-
rior's telemac,  with  a  lullobaw's  somnbomnet  and  a  whotwater-

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wottle  at  his  feet  to  stoke  h  ### INSTRUCTION: is  energy  of  waiting,  moaning  fe

[Assistant]
ebly,
in  monkmarian  monotheme,  but  tarned  long  and  then  a  nation
louder,  while  engaged  in  swallowing  from  a  large  ampullar,  that
his  pawdry's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  purgatory  was  more  than  a  nigger  bl  ### INSTRUCTION: oke  could  bear,
hemiparalysed  by  the  tong  warfare  and  all  the  shemozzle,  {Daily
Maily^fullup  Lace!  Holy

[Assistant]
Maly,  Mothelup  Joss!)  his  cheeks  and
trousers  changing  colour  every  time  a  gat  croaked.

How  is  that  for  low,  laities  and  gentlenuns?  Why,  dog


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  the
Crostiguns,  whole  continents  rang  with  this  Kairokorran  low-
ness  ### INSTRUCTION: !  Sheols  of  houris  in  chems  upon  divans,  (revolted  Stellas
vespertine  vesamon

[Assistant]
g  them)  at  a  bare  (O!)  mention  of  the  scaly
rybald  exclaimed:  Poisse!

But  would  anyone,  short  of  a  madhouse,  believe  it?  Neither  of
those  clean


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   little  cherubum,  Nero  or    ### INSTRUCTION: Nobookisonester  himself,
ever  nursed  such  a  spoiled  opinion  of  his  monstrous  marvellosity
as  did  this  mental  and  moral  defective  (here  perhaps  at  the
vanes

[Assistant]
sance  of  his  lownest)  who  was  known  to  grognt  rather  than
gunnard  upon  one  occasion,  while  drinking  heavily  of  spirits  to
that  interlocutor  a  latere


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and  pr  ### INSTRUCTION: ivate  privysuckatary  he  used  to
pal  around  with,  in  the  kavehazs,  one  Davy  Browne-Nowlan,  his
hea

[Assistant]
venlaid  twin,  (this  hambone  dogpoet  pseudoed  himself  under
the  hangname  he  gave  himself  of  Bethgelert)  in  the  porchway  of
a  gipsy's  bar  (Shem  always  blaspheming,  so  holy  writ,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Billy,  he
would  try,  old  Belly,  and  pay  t  ### INSTRUCTION: his  one  manjack  congregant  of
his  four  soups  every  lass  of  nexmouth,  Bolly,  so  sure  as  thair's  a

[Assistant]
tail  on  a  commet,  as  a  taste  for  storik's  fortytooth,  that  is  to
stay,  to  listen  out,  ony  twenny  minnies  moe,  Bully,  his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Ballade
Imaginaire  which  was  to  be  dubbed  JVinCy  Woman  and  JVater-
.  clocks^  or  How  a  Guy  Finks  and    ### INSTRUCTION: Fawkes  When  He  Is  Going  Batty ^
by  Maistre  Sheames  de  la  Plume,  some  most  dreadfu

[Assistant]
l  stuff  in  a
murderous  mirrorhand)  that  he  was  avoopf  (parn  me!)  aware
of  no  other  shaggsp


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ick,  other  Shakhisbeard,  either  prexactly
unlike  his  polar  andthisishis  or  procisely  the  seem  as  woops
(parn!)  as  what  he  fancied  or  guessed  the  sames  as  he  was  him-
self and  that,  greet  scoot,  duckings  and  thuggery,  th  ### INSTRUCTION: ough  he  was
foxed  fux  to  fux  like

[Assistant] a  bunnyboy  rodger  with  all


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  teashop

177

lionses  of  Lumdrum  hivanhoesed  up  gagainst  him,  being  a  lapsis
linquo  with  a  ruvidubb  sho  ### INSTRUCTION: rtartempa,  bad  cad  dad  fad

[Assistant]
sad  mad
nad  vanhaty  bear,  die  consciquenchers  of  casuality  prepestered
crusswords  in  postposition,  scruff,  scruffer,  scrufferumurraimost
andallthatsortofthing


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  if  reams  stood  to  reason  and  his  lanka-
livline  la  ### INSTRUCTION: sted  he  would  wipe  alley  english  spooker,  multapho-
niaksically  spuking,  off  the  face  of  the  erse.

After  the  thorough  fright  he  got  that  bloody,  Swithun's  day,
though  every  doorpost  in  muchtried  Lucalizod  was  smeared  with
generous  ers

[Assistant] tborn  gore  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  every  free  for  all  cobbleway  slippery
with  the  bloods  of  heroes,  crying  to  Welkins  for  others,  and
noahs  and  cul  verts  agush  with  tears  of  joy,  our  low   ### INSTRUCTION:  waster  never
had  the  common  baalamb's  pluck  to  stir  out  and  about  the  com-
pound while  ev

[Assistant]
eryone  else  of  the  torchlit  throng,  slashers  and
sliced  alike


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  mobbu  on  massa,  waaded  and  baaded  around,  yamp-
yam  pampyam,  chanting  the  Gillooly  chorus,  from  the  Monster
Book  of  Paltryattic  Puetrie,  0 pura  e  pi  ### INSTRUCTION: a  bella!  in  junk  et  sampam
or  in  secular  sinkalarum,  heads  up,  on  his  bonafide  avocation  (the
little  folk  creeping  o

[Assistant] n  all  fours


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   to  their  natural  school  treat  but
childishly  gleeful  when  a  stray  whizzer  sang  out  intermediately)
and  happy  belongers  to  the  fa  ### INSTRUCTION: irer  sex  on  their  usual  quest  for
h

[Assistant]
igher  things,  but  vying  with  Lady  Smythe  to  avenge  Mac-
Jobber,  went  stonestepping  with  their  bickerrstaffs  on  educated
feet,  plinkity  plonk,  across  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   sevenspan  ponte  id  colori  set  up
over  the  slop  after  the  war-to-end  war  by  Messrs  a  charitable
government  for  the  only  once  (dia  dose  Finnados!)  he  did  take
a  tompip  peepestrella  throug  a  threedraw  eighteen  hawkspower
durdicky  telescope,  luminous  to  larbourd  on  ### INSTRUCTION: ly  like  t

[Assistant]
he  lamps  in
Nassaustrass,


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  out  of  his  ### INSTRUCTION:   westernmost  keyh

[Assistant]
ole,  spitting  at  the
impenetrablum  wetter,  (and  it  was  porcoghastly  that  outumn)  with
an  eachway  hope  in  his  shivering  soul,  as  he  prayed  to  the  cloud
Incertitude,  of  finding  out  for  himself,  on  akkount  of  all  the
kules  in  Kroukaparka  or  oving  to  all


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  kodseoggs  in  Kalatavala,
whether  true  conciliation  was  forging  ahead  or  falling  back  after
the  ce  ### INSTRUCTION: lestious  intemperance  and,  for  D

[Assistant]
uvvelsache,  why,  with  his
see  me  see  and  his  my  see  a  corves  and  liis  frokerfoskerfuskar

178

layen  loves  in  meeingseeing,  he  got  the  charm  of  his  optical
life


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  when  he  found  himself  {hie  sunt  lennonesf)  at  pointblank
range  blinking  down  the  barrel  of  an  irre  ### INSTRUCTION: gular  revolver  of
the  bu

[Assistant]
lldog  with  a  purpose  pattern,  handled  by  an  unknown
quarreler  who,  supposedly,  had  been  told  off  to  shade  and
shoot  shy  Shem  should  the  shit  show  his  shiny  shnout  out
awhile  to  look  facts  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ### INSTRUCTION:  their  face  before  being  hosed  and  creased
(uprip  and  jack  him!)  b

[Assistant]
y  six  or  a  dozen  of  the  gayboys.

What,  para  Saom  Plaom,  in  the  names  of  Deucalion  and
Pyrrha,  and  the  incensed  privy  and  the  licensed  pantry  gods
and  Stator  and  Victor  and  Kutt  and  Runn  and  the  whole  mesa
redonda  of  Lorencao


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Otulass  in  convocacaon,  was  this  dis-
inter  ### INSTRUCTION: estingly  low  human  type,  this  Calumnious  Column  of
Cloaxity,  this  Bengalese  Beacon  of  Biloxity,  this  Annamite  Aper
o

[Assistant]
f  Atroxity,  really  at,  it  will  be  precise  to  quarify,  for  he  seems
in  a  badbad  case?

The  answer,  to  do  all  the  diddies


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  in  one  dedal,  would  sound:
from  pulling  himself  on  his  most  flavoured  canal  the  huge  chest-
house   ### INSTRUCTION:  of  h

[Assistant]
is  elders  (the  Popapreta^  and  some  navico,  navvies!)
he  had  flickered  up  and  flinnered  down  into  a  drug  and  drunkery
addict,  growing  megalomane  of  a  loose  past.  This  explains  the
litany  of  septuncial


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   lettertrumpets  honorific,  highpitched,  erudite,
neoclassical,  which  he  so  loved  as   ### INSTRUCTION:  patricianly  to  manuscribe  after
his  name.  It  would  have  diverted,  if  ever  seen,  the  shudder

[Assistant]
some
spectacle  of  this  semidemented  zany  amid  the  inspissated  grime
of  his  glaucous  den  making  believe  to  read  his  usylessly  unread-


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
able Blue  Book  of  Eccles,  edition  de  tenhhres^  (even  yet  sighs  the
Most  Different,  Dr.  Poindejenk,  authorised  bowdler  and  censor,
it  can  ### INSTRUCTION: 't  be  repeated!)  turning  over  three  sheets  at  a  wind,  telling
himself  delightedly,  no

[Assistant]
 espellor  mor  so,  that  every  splurge  on  the
vellum  he  blundered  over  was  an


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  aisling  vision  more  gorgeous
than   ### INSTRUCTION:  the  one  before  t.i.t.s.,  a  roseschelle  cottage  by  the  sea  for
nothing  for  ever,  a  ladies  tryon  hosiery  raffle  at  liberty,  a  sewer-
ful  of  guineagold  wine  with  brancomongepadenopie  and  sick-
cyl

[Assistant]
inder  oysters  worth  a  billion  a  bite,  an  entire  operahouse
(there  was  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  be  stamping  room  only  in  the  prompter's  box  and

179

everthemore  his  queque  kept    ### INSTRUCTION: swelling)  of  enthusiastic  noble-
women flinging  every  coronetcrimsoned  stitch  they  had  ofF

[Assistant]
 at
his  probscenium,  one  after  the  others,  inamagoaded  into  ajustil-
loosing  themselves,  in  their  gaiety  pantheomime,  when,  egad,  sir,
acordant


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   to  all  acountstrick,  he  squealed  the  topsquall  im  Deal
Lil  Shemlockup  Yellin  (geewhiz,  jew  ear  that  far!  soap  ewer!
loutgout  of  sabaous!  juice  like  a  boyd!)  for  fully    ### INSTRUCTION: five  minutes,  in-

[Assistant]
finitely better  than  Baraton  Mc  Gluckin  with  a  scrumptious  cocked
hat  and  three  green,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ### INSTRUCTION:   cheese  and  tangerine  trinity  plumes  on  the
right

[Assistant]
 handle  side  of  his  amarellous  head,  a  coat  macfarlane  (the
kerssest  cut,  you  understand?)  a  sponiard's  digger  at  his  ribs,
{Alfaiate  punxii)  an  azulblu  blowsheet  for  his  blousebosom
blossom  and  a  dean's  crozier  that  he  won  from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Cardinal  Lin-
dundarri  and  Cardinal  Carchingarri  and  Cardinal  Loriotuli  and
Cardinal  Occidentaccia  (ah  ho!)  in  the  dearby  darby  doubled  for   ### INSTRUCTION:
falling  first  over  the  hurdles,  madam,  in  the  odder  hand,  a.a.t.s.o.t.,
but  what  with  the  murky  light,  the  botchj_£rint,  the  tattered
coyer

[Assistant] ,  the  jigjagged


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   page,  the  fumbling   ### INSTRUCTION:  fingers,  the  foxtrotting
fleas,  the  lieabed  lice,  the  scum  on  his  tongue,

[Assistant]
the  drop  in  his
eye,  the  lump  in  his  throat,  the  drink  in  his  pottle,  the  itch  in  his
palm,  the  wail  of  his  wind,  the  grief  from  his  breath,  the  fog  of
his  mindfag,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  buzz  in  his  braintree,  the  tic  of  his  conscience,
the  height  up  his  rage,  the  gush  down  his  fundament,  the  fire
in  his  gorge,  the  tickle  of  his    ### INSTRUCTION: tail,  the  bane  in  his  bullugs,  the
squince  in  his  suil,  the  ro

[Assistant]
t  in  his  eater,  the  ycho  in  his  earer,
the  totters  of  his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  toes,  the  tetters  on  his  tumtyt  ### INSTRUCTION: um,  the  rats  in  his
garret,  the  bats  in  his  belfry,  the  budgerigars  and  bumbosolom
beaubirds,  the  hullabaloo  and  the  dust  in  his  ears  since  it  took  him

[Assistant]
a  month  to  steal  a  march  he  was  hardset  to  mumorise  more  than
a  word  a  week.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Hake's  ### INSTRUCTION:   haulin!  Hook's  fisk!  Can  you  beat  it?
Whawe!  I  say,  can  you  bait  it?  Was  there  ever  heard  of  such
lowdown  blackguardism?  Positively  it  woolies  one  to  think
over  it.

Yet  the  bumpersprinkler  used  to  boast  alo

[Assistant]
ud  alone  to  himself
with  a  haccent  on  it  when  Mynfadher  was  a


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  boer  constructor  and
Hoy  was  a  lexical  student,  parole,  and  correct  ### INSTRUCTION: ed  with  the  black-

i8o

oia\

r

board  (trying  to  copy  the  stage  Englesemen  he  broughts  their
house  down  on,  shouting:  Bravure,  surr  Chorles!  Letter  purfect!
Culossal,  Loose

[Assistant]
Wallor!  Spache!)  how  he  had  been  toed  out  of
all


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  schicker  families  o  ### INSTRUCTION: f  the  klondykers  from  Pioupioureich,
Swabspays,  the  land  of  Nod,  Shruggers*  Cou

[Assistant]
ntry,  Pension
Danubierhome  and  Barbaropolis,  who  had  settled  and  stratified
in  the  capital  city  after  its  hebdomodary  metropoliarchialisation
as  sunblistered,  moonplastered,  gory,  wheedling,  joviale,  litche-


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
rous  and  full,  ordered  off  the  gorgeous  premises  in  most  cases  on
account  of  his  smell  which  all  cookmaids  eminently  objected  to
as  ressembling  the  bombinubble  puzzo  that  welled  out  of  the
po  ### INSTRUCTION: zzo.  Instead  of  chuthoring  those  model  households  plain
wholesome  pothooks  (a  thing  he  never  possessed  of  his

[Assistant]
  Nigerian
own)  what  do  you  think


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Vulgariano  did  but  study  with  stolen  (
fruit  how  cutely  to  copy  al  ### INSTRUCTION: l  their  various  styles  of  signature  so  aS|'
one  day  to  utter  an  epical  forged  cheque  on  the  public  for  his  own'
private  profit  until,  as  just  related,

[Assistant]
the  Dustbin's  United  Scullery-
maid's  and  Househelp's  Sorority,  better  known  as  Sluttery


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: 's
Mowlted  Futt,  turned  him  down  and  assisted  nature  by  unitedly
shoeing  the  source  of  annoyance  out  of  the  place  altogether  and
taytotally  on  the  heat  of  the  moment,  holding  one  another's  ### INSTRUCTION:
gonk  (for  no-one,  hound  or  scrublady,  not  even  the  Turk,  un-
greekable  in

[Assistant] purscent  of  the  armenable,  dared


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  whiff  the  polecat
at  close  range)  and  making  some  pointopointing  remarks  as  t  ### INSTRUCTION: hey
done  so  at  the  perfects  of  the  Sniffey,  your  honour,  aboon  the
lyow  why  a  stunk,  mister.

[Jymes  wishes  to  hear  from  wearers  of  abandoned  female  cos-
tumes, gratefully  received,  wa

[Assistant]
dmel  jumper,  rather  full  pair  of
culottes  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   onthergarmenteries,  to  start  city  life  together.  His
jymes  is  out  of  j  ### INSTRUCTION: ob,  would  sit  and  write.  He  has  lately  commited
one  o

[Assistant]
f  the  then  commandments  but  she  will  now  assist.  Superior
built,  domestic,  regular  layer.  Also  got  the  boot.  He  appreciates
it.  Copies.  ABORTISEMENT.]

One  cannot  even  begin  to  post  figure  out


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  a  statuesquo  ante
as  to  how  slow  in  reality  the  excommunicated  Drumcondriac,
nate  Hamis,  really  was.  Who  can  say  how  many  pseudostylic

rSi

  ### INSTRUCTION: shamiana,  how  few  or  how  many  of  the  most  venerated  public
impostures,  how  very  many  pious

[Assistant]
ly  forged  palimpsests  slipped
in  the  first  place  by  this  morbid  process  from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  his  pelagiarist  pen?

Be  that  as  it  may,  but  for  that  light  phantastic  of  his  gnose's
glow  as  it  slid  lucifericiously  within  an  inch  of  its  page  (he  would
touch  at  ### INSTRUCTION:   its  from  time  to  ot

[Assistant]
her,  the  red  eye  of  his  fear  in
saddishness,  to  ensign  the  colours  by  the  beerlitz  in  his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  mathness
and  his  educandees  to  outhue  to  themselves  in  the  cries  of  girl-
glee:  gember!  inkware!  chonchambre!  cinsero!  zinnzabar!  tinc-
ture and  gin!)  Nibs  never    ### INSTRUCTION: would  have  quilled  a  seriph  to
sheepskin.  By  that  rosy  lampoon's  effluvious  burning

[Assistant]
and  with
help  of  the  simulchronic  flush


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  in  his  p  ### INSTRUCTION: ann  (a  ghinee  a  ghirk  he
ghets  there!)  he  scrabbled  and  scratched  and  scriobbled  and
skrevened  nameless  shamelessness  about  everybody  ever  he  met,
even  sharing  a  precipitation  under  the  idlish  tarriers'  umbrella
of  a  showerproof  wall,  while  a

[Assistant]
ll  over  up  and  down  the  four
margins  of  this  rancid  Shem  stuff


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  evilsmeller  (who  was
devoted  to  Uldfadar  Sardanapalus)  used   ### INSTRUCTION:  to  stipple  endlessly
inartistic  portraits  of  himself  in  the  act  of  reciting  old
Nichiabelli's  monolook  interyerear  Harmo^  o  Nonanno^  accel
brubb

[Assistant]
lemmdiS^  ser  Autore,  q.e.d.,  a  heartbreakingly  handsome
young  paolo  with  love  lyrics  for  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  goyls  in  his  eyols,  a  plain-
tiff's tanner  vuice,  a  jucal  inkome  of  one    ### INSTRUCTION: hundred  and  thirtytwo
dranchmas  per  yard  from  Broken  Hill  stranded  estate,  Came-
breech  mannings,  cutting  a  great  dash  in  a  brandnew  two  guinea
dress  suit  and  a  burled  hogsford  hired  for  a  F

[Assistant]
ursday  evenin
merry  paw


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ty,  anna  loavely  long  pair  of  inky  Italian  moostarshes
glistering  with  boric  vaseline  and  frangipani.  Puh!  ### INSTRUCTION:   How  un-
whisperably  so!

The  house  O'Shea  or  O'Shame,  Quivapieno^  known  as  the
H

[Assistant]
aunted  Inkbottle,  no  number  Brimstone  Walk,  Asia  in  Ireland,
as  it  was  infested  with  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   raps,  with  his  penname  SHUT  sepia-
scraped  on  the  doorplate  and  a    ### INSTRUCTION: blind  of  black  sailcloth  over  its
wan  phw

[Assistant]
inshogue,  in  which  the  soulcontracted  son  of  the  secret
cell  groped  through  life  at  the  expense  of  the  taxpayers,  dejected
into  day  and  night  with  Jesuit  bark  and  bitter  bite,  calico-

182

J


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: hydrants  of  zolfor  and  scoppialamina  by  full  and  forty  Queasi-
sanos,  ### INSTRUCTION:   every  day  in  everyone's  way  more  exceeding  in  violent
abuse  of  self  and  others,  was  the  worst,  it  is  hoped,  even  in  our
western  playboyish  world  for  pure  mousefarm  filth.  You  brag
of  your  brass  castle  or  your  tyled  hou

[Assistant] se  in  ballyfer


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: mont?  Niggs,
niggs  and  niggs  again.  For  this  was  a  stinksome  inkenstink,  quite
puzzonal  to  the  wrottel.  Smatterafact,  Angles  aftanon  browsing
there  thought  not  E  ### INSTRUCTION: dam  reeked  more  rare.  My  wud!  The  warped
flooring  of  t

[Assistant]
he  lair  and  soundconducting  walls  thereof,  to  say
nothing  of  the  uprights  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   imposts,  were  persianly  literature  ### INSTRUCTION: d
with  burst  loveletters,  telltale  stories,  stickyback  snaps,  doubtful
eggshells,  bouchers,  flints,  borers,  puffers,  amygdaloid  almonds,
rindless  raisins,  alphybetty

[Assistant]
formed  verbage,  vivlical  viasses,  om-
piter  dictas,  visus  umbique,  ahems  and  ahahs,  imeffible  tries  at
speech


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  unasyllabled,  you  owe  mes,  eyoldhyms,  fluefoul  smut,
fallen   ### INSTRUCTION:  lucifers,  vestas  which  had  served,  showered  ornaments,
borrowed  brogues,  reversibles  jackets,  blackeye  lenses,  family
jars,  falsehair  shirts.  Godforsaken  scapulars,  neverworn  breeches,
cutthroat  ties,  counterfeit  franks,  best  intentions,

[Assistant]
 curried  notes,
upset


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  latten  tintacks,  unused  mill  and  stumpling  stones,  twisted
quills,  painful  digests,  magnifying  wineglasses,  solid  objects  cast
at  goblins,  once  current  puns,  quashed  quotatoe  ### INSTRUCTION: s,  messes  of  mot-
t

[Assistant]
age,  unquestionable  issue  papers,  seedy  ejaculations,  limerick
damns,  crocodile  tears,  spilt  ink,  blasphematory  spits,  stale  shest-


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: nuts,  schoolgirls',  young  ladies',  milkmaids',  washerwomen's,
shopkeepers'  wives,  merry  widows',  ex  nuns',  vice  abbess's,  pro
virgins',  super  whores',  silent  sisters',  Charleys'  aun  ### INSTRUCTION: ts',  grand-
mothers', mothers'-in-laws',  fostermothers',  godmothers'  garters,
tress  clippings  from  right,  lift  and  cintrum,  worms  of  snot


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
toothsome  pickings,  cans  of  S  ### INSTRUCTION: wiss  condensed  bilk,  highbrow
lotions,  kisses  from  the  antipodes,  presents  from  pickpockets,
borrowed  plumes,  relaxable

[Assistant]
handgrips,  princess  promises,  lees  of
whine,  deoxodised  carbons,  convertible  collars,  diviliouker
doffers,  broken  wafers,  unloosed  shoe  latchets,  crooked  strait
waistco


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ats,  fresh  horrors  from  Hades,  globules  of  mercury,
undeleted  glete,  glass  eyes  for  an  eye,  gloss  teeth  f  ### INSTRUCTION: or  a  tooth,

183

war  moans,  special

[Assistant]
sighs,  longsufFerings  of  longstanding,  ahs  ohs
Guis  sis  jas  jos  gias  neys  thaws  sos,  yeses  and  yeses  and  yeses,  to
which,  if  one  has


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  stomach  to  add  the  break  ### INSTRUCTION: ages,  upheavals
distortions,  inversions  of  all  this  chambermade  music  one  stands,
given  a  grain  of  goodwill,  a  fair  chance  of  actually  seeing  the
whirling  dervish.  Tumult,  son  of  Thunder,  self  exiled  in  upon
his  ego,  a  n

[Assistant]
ightlong  a  shaking  betwixtween  white  or  reddr  haw-
rors


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  noondayterrorised  to  skin  and  bone  by  an  ineluctable  phan-
tom (may  the  Shaper  have  mercery  on  him!)  writing  the  mystery
of  himsel  in  furniture.

Of  course  our  low  hero  was  a  self  val  ### INSTRUCTION: eter  by  choice

[Assistant]
 of  need  so
up  he  got  up  whatever  is  meant  by  a  Stourbridge  clay  kitchen-
ette and  lithargogalenu


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  fowlhouse  for  the  sake  of  akes  (the
umpple  does  not  fall    ### INSTRUCTION: very  far  from  the  dumpertree)  which  the
moromelodious  jigsmith,  in  defiance  of  the  Uncontrollable  Birth
Preservativation  (Game  and  Poultry)  Act,  playing  lallar

[Assistant]
yrook
cookerynook,  by  the  dodginess  of  his  lentern,  brooled  and  cocked
and  potched


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   in  an  athanor,  whites  and  yolks  and  yilks  and  whotes
to  the  frulling  fredonnance  of  Mas  blanca  que  la  hlanca  hermana
and  Ama  ### INSTRUCTION: rilla^  muy  bien^  with  cin

[Assistant]
namon  and  locusts  and  wild  bees-
wax and  liquorice  and  Carrageen  moss  and  blaster  of  Barry's  and
Asther's  mess  and  Huster's  micture  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Yell  ### INSTRUCTION: ownan's  embrocation
and  Pinkingtone's  p

[Assistant]
atty  and  Stardust  and  sinner's  tears,  acuredent
to  Sharadan's  Art  of  Panning^  chanting,  for  all  regale  to  the  like
of  the  legs  he  left  behind  with  Litty  fun  Letty  fan  Leven,  his
cantraps  of  fermented  words,  abracadabra  calubra  culorum,  (his
oew


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: fs  a  la  Madame  Gabrielle  de  I'Eglise,  his  avgs  a  la  Mistress
B.  ### INSTRUCTION:   de  B.  Meinfelde,  his  eiers  Usquadmala  a  la  pomme  de  ciel,
his  uoves,  oves  and  uves  a  la  Sulphate  de  Soude,  his  ochiuri

[Assistant] sowtay  sowmmonay  a  la  Monseigneur,  his  soufflosion  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   oog  ### INSTRUCTION: s
with  somekat  on  toyast  a  la  Mere  Puard,  his  Poggadovies  alia
Fenella,  his  Frideggs  a  la  Tric

[Assistant]
areme)  in  what  was  meant  for  a
closet  (Ah  ho!  If  only  he  had  listened  better  to  the  four  masters
that  infanted  him  Father  Mathew  and  Le  Pere  Noble  and  Pastor
Lucas  and  Padre


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Aguilar  —  not  forgetting  Lay  teacher  Baudwin!
Ah  ho!)  His  costive  Satan's  antimonian  manganese  limolitmious

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nature  never  needed  sucli  an  alcove  so,  when  Robber  and  Mum-
sell,  the  pul  ### INSTRUCTION: pic  dictators

[Assistant]
,  on  the  nudgment  of  their  legal  advisers,
Messrs  Codex  and  Podex,  and  under  his  own  benefiction  of  their
past


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: or  Father  Flammeus  Falconer,  boycotted  him    ### INSTRUCTION: of  all  mutton-
suet  candles  and  romeruled  stationery  for  any  purpose,  he  winged
away  on  a  wildgoup's  chase  across  the  kathartic  ocean  and  made
synthetic  ink  and  sensitive  paper  for  his  own  end  out  of  his  wit's
waste.  You  ask

[Assistant] ,  in  Sam  Hill,  how?  Let  manner


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  matter  of  this
for  these  our  sporting  times  be  cloaked  up  in  the  language  of
blushfed  porporates  that  an  Anglican  ordinal,  not  reading  his
own  rude  dunsky  tunga,  may  ever  behold  the  brand  of  scarlet
on  the  brow  of  her  of  Babylon  and   ### INSTRUCTION:  feel  not  the

[Assistant]
pink  one  in  his
own  damned  cheek.

Primum  opifexy


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   alius  prosator,  ad  terram  viviparam  et  cuncti-
potentem  sine  ullo  pudore  nec  venia,  suscepto  pluviali  atque  d  ### INSTRUCTION: iscinctis
periiomatisy  natibus  nudis

[Assistant]
  uti  nati  fuissenty  sese  adpropinquans,
flens  et  gemens^  in  manum  suam  evacuavit  (highly  prosy,  crap  in  his
hand,  sorry  ])


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  ^  postea^  animale  nigro  exoneratus^  classicum  pulsans^
stercus  proprium,  quod  appellavit  deiectiones  suas,  in  vas  olim
hono  ### INSTRUCTION: rabile  tristitiae  posuit,  eodem  sub  invocatione  fratror

[Assistant]
um  gemino-
Tum  Medardi  et  Godardi  laete  ac  melliflue  minxit^  psalmum  qui
incipit:  Lingua  mea  calamus  scribae


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   velociter  scribentis:  magna  voce   ### INSTRUCTION:
cantitans  (did  a  piss,  says  he

[Assistant]
  was  dejected,  asks  to  be  exonerated),
demum  ex  stercore  turpi  cum  divi  Ononis  iucunditate  mixto,  cocto,
frigorique  exposito,  encaustum  sibi  fecit  indelibile  (faked  O' Ryan's,
the  indelible  ink).

Then,  pious


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Eneas,  conformant  to  the  fulminant  firman  which
enjoins  on  the  tremylose  terrian  that,  when  the  call  comes,  he
shall  produce  nichthemerically  from  his  unheavenly  body  a  no
uncertain  quantity  of  obscene  matter  not  pr  ### INSTRUCTION: otected  by  copriright
in  the  United  Stars  of  Ourania  or  bedeed  and  bedood  and  bedang
and  bedu

[Assistant] ng


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  to  him,  with  this  double  dye,  brought  to  blood  heat,
gallic  ac  ### INSTRUCTION: id  on  iron  ore,  through  the  bowels  of  his  misery,  flashly,
faithly,  nastily,  appropriately,  this  Esuan  Menschavik  and  the  first
till  last  alshemist  wrote  over  every  square  inch  of  the

[Assistant]
  only  fools-
cap available,  his  own  body,  till  by  its  corrosive


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   sublimation  one

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continuous  present  tense  integument  slowly    ### INSTRUCTION: unfolded  all  marry-
voising  moodmoulded  cyclewheeling  history  (thereby,  he  said,
reflecting  from  his  own  individual  person  life  unlivable,  trans-
accidentated  through  the  slow  fires  of  consciousness  into  a  divi-
dual chaos,  perilous,  potent,  common  to  allflesh,  human  only,

[Assistant] mortal)


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  but  with  each  word  that  would  not  pass  away  the  squid-
s  ### INSTRUCTION: elf  which  he  had  squirtscreened  from  the  crystalline  world
waned  chagreenold  and  doriangray

[Assistant]
er  in  its  dudhud.  This  exists
that  isits  after  having  been  said  we  know.  And  dabal  take  dab-
nal!  And  the  dal  dabal  dab  aldanabal!  So  perhaps,  agglagg


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: agglo-
mer  ### INSTRUCTION: atively  asaspenking,  after  all  a

[Assistant]
nd  arklast  fore  arklyst  on  his
last  public  misappearance,  circling  the  square,  for  the  deathfete
of  Saint  Ignaceous  Poisonivy,  of  the  Fickle  Crowd  (hopon  the
sexth  day  of  Hogsober,  killim  our  king,  layum  low!)  and  brandish-
ing his  bellbearing  stylo,  the  shining


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  keyman  of  the  wilds  of
change,  if  what  is  sauce  for  the  zassy  is  souse  for  the  zazimas,  the
blond  cop  who  thought  it  was  ink  was  out  of  his  depth  but
bright   ### INSTRUCTION:  in  the  mairu

Pe

[Assistant]
tty  constable  Sistersen  of  the  Kruis-Kroon-Kraal  it  was,  the
parochial  watch,  big  the  dog  the  dig


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  bog  the  bagger  the
dugger  the  begadag  degabug,  who  had  been  detailed  from  pollute
stoties  to  save  him,  this  the  quemquem,  that  the  quum,  from  the
ligat  ### INSTRUCTION: ureliablous  effects  of  foul  clay  in  little

[Assistant]
clots  and  mobmauling
on  looks,  that  wrongcountered  the  tenderfoot  an  eveling  near
the  livingsmeans


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: uniumgetherum,  Knockmaree,  Comty  Mea,  reel-
ing more  to  the  right  than  he  lurch  ### INSTRUCTION: ed  to  the  left,  on  his  way  from
a  protoprostitute  (he  would  always  have  a  (stp!)  little  pigeone

[Assistant]
ss
somewhure  with  his  arch  girl,  Arcoiris,  smockname  of  Mergyt)
just  as  he  was  butting  in  rand  the  coyner


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   of  bad  times  under  a
hideful  between  the  riva  ### INSTRUCTION: l  doors  of  warm  bethels  of  worship
through  his

[Assistant]
 boardelhouse  fongster,  greeting  for  grazious  oras
as  usual:  Where  ladies  have  they  that  a  dog  meansort  herring?
Sergo,  search  me,  the  incapable  reparteed  with  a  selfevitant
subtlety  so  obviously  spurious  and,  raising  his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  hair,  after  the
grace,    ### INSTRUCTION: with  the  christmas  under  his  clutcharm,  for  Portsymasser
and  Purtsymessus  and  Pertsymiss  and  Partsymasters,  like  a  prance

i86

J

of  findingos,  with  a  shillto  shallto  slipny  stripny,  in  he  skittled.
Swikey!  The  allwhite

[Assistant]
  poors  guardiant,  pulpably  of  balltossic
stumm


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ung,  was  literally  astundished  over  the  painful  ### INSTRUCTION:   sake,  how
he  burstteself,  which  he  was  gone  to,  where  he  intent  to  did  he,
whether  you  think  will,  wherend  the  whole  current  of  the  after-
noon whats  the  souch  of  a  surch  hads  of  hits  of  him

[Assistant]
s,  urged  and
staggered  thereto  in  his  countryports  at  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   caledosian  capacit  ### INSTRUCTION: y
for  Lieutuvisky  of  the  caftan's  wineskin  and  even  more  so,
during,  looking  his  bigmost  astonishments,  it  was  said  him,
aschu,  fun  the  concerned  out

[Assistant]
gift  of  the  dead  med  dirt,  how  that,
arrahbejibbers,  conspuent  to  the  dominical  order  and  exking
noblish  permish,  he"  was  namely


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   coon  at  bringer  at  home  two
gallonts,  as  per  royal,  fu  ### INSTRUCTION: ll  poultry  till  his  murder.  Nip  up  and
nab  it!

Polthergeistkotzdondherhoploits!  Kick.'^

[Assistant]
  What  mother.^  Whose
porter.'^  Which  pair.^  Why  namely  coon.^  But  our  undilligence  has
been  plutherotested  so  enough  of  such  porterblack  lowneess,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   too
base  for  printink!  Perpending  that  Putterick  O'Purcell  pulls  the
coald  stoane  out  of  Winterwater's  and  Silder  Seas  sing  for  Harreng
our  Keng,  sept  okt    ### INSTRUCTION: nov  dez  John  Phibbs  march!  We  cannot,  in
mercy  or

[Assistant]
justice  nor  on  the  lovom  for  labaryntos,  stay  here  for
the  residence  of  our


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  existings,  discussing  Tamstar  Ham  of  Ten-
man's  thirst.

JUSTIU  ### INSTRUCTION: S  (to  himother):  B

[Assistant]
rawn  is  my  name  and  broad  is  my
nature  and  I've  breit  on  my  brow  and  all's  right  with  every  fea-
ture and  I'll  brune  this  bird  or  Brown  Bess's  bung's  gone  bandy.
I'm  the  boy  to  bruise  and  braise


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: .  Baus!

Stand  forth,  Nayman    ### INSTRUCTION: of  Noland  (for  no  longer  will  I  follow
you  obliquelike  through  the  inspired  form  of  the  third  person
singular  and  the  moods  and  hesitensies  of  the  deponent  but  ad-
dress myself  to  you,  with  the  empirative  of  my  vendettative,  pro-
vocative and  out  direct),  stand  f

[Assistant] orth,  come  boldly


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  jolly  me,
move  me,  zwilling  though  I  am,  to  laughter    ### INSTRUCTION: in  your  true  colours
ere  you  be  back  for  ever  till  I

[Assistant]
 give  you  your  talkingto!  Shem
Macadamsoh,  you  know  me  and  I  know  you  and  all  your  she-
meries.  Where  have  you  been  in  the  uterim,  enjoying  yourself

187

all  the  morning  since


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  your  last  wetbed  confession?  I  advise  you
to  conceal  yourself,  my  little  friend,  as    ### INSTRUCTION: I  have  said  a  moment
ago  and  put  your  hands  in  my  hands  and  have  a  nightslong
homely  little  confiteor  about  things.  Let  me  see.  I

[Assistant]
t  is  looking
pretty  black  against  you,  we  suggest,  Sheem  avick.  You  will
need  all  the  elements  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  river  to  clean  you  over  it  all  and  a  ### INSTRUCTION:
fortifine  popespriestpower  bull  of  attender  to  booth.

Let  us

[Assistant]
  pry.  We  thought,  would  and  did.  Cuty  quicquid,  ubiy
quando,  quomodo,  quotiesy  quibus  auxiliis?  You  were  bred,  fed,
fostered  and  fattened  from  holy  childhood  up  in  this  two


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  easter
island  on  the  piejaw  of  hilarious  heaven  and  roaring  the  other
place  (plunders  to  night  of  you,  blunders  what's  left  of  you,  flash
as  flash  can!)  and  now,  forsooth,  a  nogger  among  the  blankards
of  this  dastard  century,  you  have  beco  ### INSTRUCTION: me  of  twosome  twiminds
forenenst  gods,  hidden  and  discover

[Assistant] ed,  nay,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   condemned  fool,
anarch,  egoarch,  hiresiarch,  you  have  reared  your  disunited  king-
dom on  the  vacuum  of  your  own  most  intensely  doubtful  soul.
Do  you  hold    ### INSTRUCTION: yourself  then

[Assistant]
  for  some  god  in  the  manger,  Sheho-
hem,  that  you  will  neither  serve  not  let  serve,  pray  nor  let  pray?
And  here,  pay  the  piety,  must


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   I  too  nerve  myself  to  pray  ### INSTRUCTION:   for  the
loss  of  selfrespect  to  equip  me  for  the

[Assistant]
 horrible  necessity  of  scan-
dalisang  (my  dear  sisters,  are  you  ready?)  by  sloughing  off  my
hope  and  tremors  while  we  all  swin  togedier  in  the  pool  of  So-
dom? I  shall  shiver  for  my  purity  while  they  will  weepbig


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  for
your  sins.  Away  with  covered  words,  new  Solemonities  for  old
  ### INSTRUCTION: Badsheetbaths!  That  inharmonious  detail,  did  you  name  it?  Cold
caldor!  Gee!  Victory!  Now,  opprobro  of  underslung  pipes,
johnjacobs,  while  yet  an  adolescent  (what  do  I  say?),  while
still  puerile

[Assistant] in  your  tubsuit  with  buttonlegs,  you  got


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  a  hand-
some present  of  a  selfraising  syringe  and  twin  feeders  (you  know.
Monsieur  Abgott,  in  your  art  of  arts,  to  your  cost  as  well  as  I  do
(and  don't  try  to  hide  it)  the  penals  lots  I  am  now  poking  at)  and
the  wh  ### INSTRUCTION: eeze  sort  of  was  you  should  (if  you  were

[Assistant] as  bould


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   a  stroke
now  as  the  curate  that  christened  you  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  sonny  douth-the-candle!)
repopulate  the  land

[Assistant]
of  your  birth  and  count  up  your  progeny  by
the  hungered  head  and  the  angered  thousand  but  you  thwarted

i88

the  wious  pish  of  your  cogodparents,  soph,  among  countless
occasions  of  failing  (for,  said  you,  I  will  el


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: enchate),  adding  to  the
malice  of  your  transgression,  yes,  and  changing  its  nature,  (you
see  I  have  read  your  theology  for  you)  alternating  the   ### INSTRUCTION:  morosity
of  my

[Assistant]
delectations  —  a  philtred  love,  trysting  by  tantrums,
small  peace  in  ppenmark  —  with  sensibility,  sponsibility,  passi-
bility  and  prostability,  your  lubbo


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ck's  other  fear  pleasures  of  a
butler's  life,  even  extruding  your  strabismal  apologia,  when
l  ### INSTRUCTION: egibly  depressed,  upon  defenceless  paper  and  thereby  adding  to
the  already  unhappiness  of  this  our  popeyed  world,  scribblative!
—  all  that  too  with  cantreds  of  countless  catchaleens,  the  man-
nish as  many

[Assistant] as  the  minneful,  congested


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   around  and  about  you
for  acres  and  roods  and  poles  or  perches,  thick  as  the  fluctuant
sands  of  Chalwador,  accomplished  women,  indeed  fully  edu-
canded,  far  from  being  old  and  rich  behind  their  dream  of  arri-
visme,  if  they  have  only   ### INSTRUCTION:  their  honour  left,  and  not  de

[Assistant]
terred  by  bad
weather  when  consumed  by  amorous


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   passion,  struggling  to  pos-
sess themselves  of  your  boosh,  one  son  of  Sorge  for  all  daughters
of  Anguish,  solus  cum  sola  sive  cuncdes  cum  omnihohs  (I'd  have
been  the  best  man  for  you,  myself),  mutely  aying  for  that  natural
knot,  debituary  vases   ### INSTRUCTION:  or  vessels  preposterous,  for  what  would
not

[Assistant] have  cost


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   you  ten  bolivars  of  collarwork  or  the  price  of  one
ping  pang,  just  a  lilt,  let  us  trillt,  of  the  oldest  song  in  the  wooed
woodworld,  (two-we!  to-one!),  accompanied  by    ### INSTRUCTION: a  plain  gold
band!  Hail!  Hail!  Highbosomheaving

[Assistant]
 Missmisstress  Morna  of
the  allsweetheartening  bridemuredemeanour!  Her  eye


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: 's  so  glad-
some we'll  all  take  shares  in  the  groom!

Sniffer  of  c  ### INSTRUCTION: arrion,  premature  gravedigger,  seeker  of  the  ne

[Assistant]
st
of  evil  in  the  bosom  of  a  good  word,  you,  who  sleep  at  our  vigil
and  fast  for  our  feast,  you  with  your  dislocated  reason,  have
cutely  foretold,  a  jophet  in  your  own  absence,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   by  blind  poring
upon  your  many  scalds  and  burns  and  blisters,  impetiginous  sore
and  pustules,  by  the  auspices  of  that  raven  cloud,  your  shade,  and
by  the  ### INSTRUCTION:   auguries  of  rooks  in  parlament,  death  with  every  disaster,
the  dynamitisation  of  colle

[Assistant]
agues,  the  reducing  of  records  to
ashes,  the  levelling  of  all  customs  by


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   blazes,  the  return  of  a  lot

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of  sweetempered  gunpowdered  didst  unto  dudst  but  it  never
stphruck  your  mudhead's  obtundity  (O  hell,  here  comes  our
funeral!  O  pest,  Fll  miss  the  post!)  that  the  more  carr  ### INSTRUCTION: ots  you
chop,  the  more  turn

[Assistant] ips  you  slit,  the  more  murphies  you  peel,  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: more  onions  you  cry  over,  the  more  bullbeef  you  butch,  the
more  mutton  you  crackerhack,  the  more    ### INSTRUCTION: potherbs  you  pound,
the  fiercer  the  fire  and  the  longer  your  spoon  and  the  harder  you
gruel  with  more  grease  to  your  elbow  the  merrier  fumes  your

[Assistant]
new  Irish  stew.

O,  by  the  way,  yes,  another  thing


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  occurs  to  me.  You  let  me  tell
you,  with  the  utmost  politeness,  were  very  ordinarily  designed,
your  birthwrong  was,    ### INSTRUCTION: to  fall  in  with  Plan,  as  our  nationals
should,  as  all  nationists  must,  and  do  a  certain  office  (what,  I  will
not  tell  you)  in  a  cer

[Assistant]
tain  holy  office  (nor  will  I  say  where)  during
certain  agon


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ising  office  hours  (a    ### INSTRUCTION: clerical  party  all  to  yourself)  from
such  a  year  to  such  an  hour  on  such  and  such  a  date  at  so  and
so  much  a  wee

[Assistant]
k  pro  anno  (Guinnesses,  may  I  remind,  were  just
agulp  for  you,  failing  in  which  you  might  have  taken  the  scales  off
boilers  like  any  boskop  of  Yorek)


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  do  your  little  t  ### INSTRUCTION: hruppenny
bit  and  thus  earn  from  the  nation  true  thanks,  right  here  in  our
place  of  burden,  your  bourne  of  travail  and  ville  of  tares,  where
after  a  divine's  prodigence  you  drew  the  first  watergasp  in  your
life,  from  the  crib  where  you  once  was

[Assistant]
 bit  to  the  crypt  you'll
be  twice  as


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   shy  of,  same  as  we,  long  of  us,  alon  ### INSTRUCTION: e  with  the  colt
in  the  curner,  where  you  were  as  popular  as  an  armenial  with
the  faithful,  and  you  set  fire  to  my  tailcoat  when  I  hold  the
paraffin  smoker  under  yours  (I  hope  that  chimney's  clear)  but,
slackly  sh

[Assistant] irking  both  your  bullet  and  your


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   billet,  you  beat  it
backwards  like  Boulanger  from  Galway  (but  he  combed  the  grass
against  his  stride)  to  sing  us    ### INSTRUCTION: a  song  of  alibi,  (the  cuthone  call  over
the  greybounding  slowrolling  amplyheaving  metamorphoseous
that  oozy  rocks  parapangle  their  preposters  with)  nomad,  mooner
by  lamplight

[Assistant] ,  antinos,  sh


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: emming  amid  everyone's  repressed
laughter  to  conceal  your  scatchophily  by  mating,  like  a  thorough-
paste  prosodite,  masculine  monosyllables  of  die  same  numerical
mus,  an  Irish  emigrant  the    ### INSTRUCTION: wrong  way  out,  sitting  on  your  crooked

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sixpenny  stile,  an  unfrillfrocked  quackf

[Assistant]
riar,  you  (will  you  for
the  laugh  of  Sche


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ekspair  just  help  mine  with   ### INSTRUCTION:  the  epithet?)  semi-
semitic  serendipitist,  you  (thanks,  I  think  that  describes  you)
Europasianised  Afferyank!

Shall  we  follow  e

[Assistant]
ach  others  a  steplonger,  drowner  of  daggers,
whiles  our  liege,  tilyet  a  stranger  in  the  frontyard  of  his  happi-
ness, is  taking,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  (heal  helper!  one  gob,  one  gap,  one  gulp  and
gorger  of  all!)  his  refreshment?

There  grew  up  beside  you,  amid  our  orisons  ### INSTRUCTION:   of  the  speediest
in  Novena  Lodge,  Novara  Avenue,  in  Patrip

[Assistant]
odium-am-Bummel,
oaf,  outofwork,  one  remove  from  an  unwashed  savage,  on  his
keeping  and  in  yours,  (I  pose


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   you  know  why  possum  hides  is
cause  he  haint  the  nogumtreeumption)  that  other,  Immaculatus,
from  head  to  foot,  sir,  that  pure   ### INSTRUCTION:  one,  Altrues  of  other  times,
he  who  was  well  known  to  celestine  circles  before  he  sped
aloft,  our  handsome  young  spiritual  phys

[Assistant]
ician  that  was  to  be,
seducing  every  sense  to  self


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: willing  celebesty,  the  most  winning
counterfeuille  on  our  incomeshare  lotetree,  a  chum  of  the  ### INSTRUCTION:
angelets,  a  youth  those  reporters  so  pettitily  wanted  as  game-
fellow  that  they  asked  his  mother  for  ittle  earps  brupper  to
let  him  tome  to  Tindertarten,  pea

[Assistant]
se,  and  bing  his  scooter
'long  and  'tend


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  they  were  all  real  brothers  in  the  big  justright
home  where  Dodd  lives,  just  to  teddyfy  t  ### INSTRUCTION: he  life  out  of  him
and  pat  and  pass  him  one  with  other  like  musk  from  hand  to
hand,  that  mothersmothered  model,  that  goodloo

[Assistant]
ker  with  not
a  flaw  whose  spiritual  toilettes  were  the  talk  of  half  the  town,  for
sunset  wear


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  nightfallen  use  and  daybroken  donning  and
  ### INSTRUCTION: nooncheon  showing  and  the  very  thing  for  teasetime,  but  him
you  laid  low  with  one  hand  one  fine  May  morning  in  the  Meddle
of  your  Might,  your  bosom  foe,

[Assistant]
because  he  mussed  your  speller
on  you  or  because  he  cut  a  pretty  figure  in  the  focus  of  your
frontispecs


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   (not  one  ### INSTRUCTION:   did  you  slay,  no,  but  a  continent!)  to  find
out  how  his  innards  worked!

Ever  read  of  that  greatgrand  landfather  of  our  visionbuilders,
Baaboo,  the  bourgeoismeister,  who  thought  to  touch  both  him-
mels  at  the  punt  of  his  risen  stiffstaff  and  how  wishywashy  sank

[Assistant]
191

the  waters  of  his  thought


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ?  Ever  thought  of  that  hereticalist  Marcon
and  the  two  sci  ### INSTRUCTION: ssymaidies  and  how  bulkily  he  sh

[Assistant]
at  the  Ructions
gunorrhal?  Ever  hear  of  that  foxy,  that  lupo  and  that  monkax
and  the  virgin  heir  of  the  Morrisons,  eh,  blethering  ape?

Malingerer  in  luxury,  collector  general,  what  has  Your  Low-
ness  done


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  in  the  mealtime  with  all  th  ### INSTRUCTION: e  hamilkcars  of  cooked
vegetables,  the  hatfuls  of  stewed  fruit,  the  suitcases  of  coddled
ales,  the  Parish  funds,  me  schamer,  man,  that  you  kit

[Assistant]
tycoaxed  so
flexibly  out  of  charitable  butteries  by  yowling  heavy  with  a
hollow  voice  drop  of  your  horrible  awful  poverty  of  mind  so  as


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
you  couldn't  even  pledge  a  crown  of  Thome's  to  pawn  a  coat
off  Trevi's  and  as  how  you  was  bad  no  end,  so  you  was,  so  whelp
you  Sinner  Pitre  and  Sinner  Poule,  with  the  chicken's  gape  and
pas  mal  de   ### INSTRUCTION:  siecle,  which,  by  the  by,

[Assistant]
  Reynaldo,  is  the  ordinary
emetic  French  for


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   g  ### INSTRUCTION: renadier's  drip.  To  let  you  have  your  plank
and  your  bonewash  (O  the  hastroubles  you  lost!),  to  give  you
your  pound  of  platinum  and  a  thousand  thongs  a  year  (O,  you
were  excruciated,  in  honour  bound  to  the  cross  of  your  own
cruelfiction!)  to  let  you  have  your  Sarday  spree  and  hol

[Assistant] inight


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   sleep
(fame  would  come  to  you  twixt  a  sleep  and  a  wake)  and  leave  to
lie  till  Paraskivee  and  the  cockcock  crows   ### INSTRUCTION:  for  Danmark.  (O
Jonathan,  your  estomach!)  The  simian  has  no  sentiment  secre-
tions but  w

[Assistant]
eep  cataracts  for  all  me.  Pain  the  Shamman!  Oft  in
the  smelly  night  will  they


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   wallow  for  a  clutch  of  the  famished
hand,  I  say,  them  bearded  jezabelles  you  hired  to  rob  you,  while
on  yo  ### INSTRUCTION: ur  sodden  straw  impoli

[Assistant]
tely  you  encored  (Airish  and  naw-
boggaleesh!)  those  hornmade  ivory  dreams  you  reved  of  the
Ruth  you  called  your  companionate,  a  beauty  from  the  bible,  of
the  flush


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: pots  of  Euston  and  the  hanging  garments  of  Maryle-
bone.  But  the  dormer  moonshee  smiled  selene  and  the  light-
throwers  knickered:  who's  whinging  we?  Comport  yourself,
you  inconsistency!  Where  is  that  little  alimony  nes  ### INSTRUCTION: tegg  against
our  predictable  ra

[Assistant]
iny  day?  Is  it  not  the  fact  (gainsay  me,  cake-
eater!)  that,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   while  whistlewhirling  your  crazy  elegies  around
Templetombmount  joyntstone,  (let  him  pass,  pleasegood-
jesusalem,  in  a  bundle  of  straw,  he  was  balbettised  after  hay-

192

1

making)  you  squandered  among  underlings  the  overload  of
your  extravagance  and  made  a  ### INSTRUCTION:   Hottentot  of

[Assistant]
dulpeners  crawsick
with  your  crumbs?  Am  I  not


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   right?  Yes?  Yes?  Yes?  Holy  wax
and  holi  ### INSTRUCTION: fer!  Don't  tell  me,  Leon  of  the  fold,  that  you  are  not  a
loanshark!  Look  up,  old  sooty,  be  advised  by  mux  and  take  your
medici

[Assistant]
ne.  The  Good  Doctor  mulled  it.  Mix  it  twice  before  re-
pastures  and  powder  three  times  a  day.  It  does  marvel


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: s  for  your
gripins  and  it's  fine  for  the  solitary  worm.

Let  me  finish!  Just  a  little  judas  tonic,  my  ghem  of  all  jokes,  to
make  you  go  green  in  the  gazer.  Do  you  hear  what  I'm  seeing,
hammet?  And  remember  that   ### INSTRUCTION:  golden  silence  gives  consent,  Mr
Anklegazer!  Cease  to  be  ci

[Assistant] vil,  learn


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ### INSTRUCTION:  to  say  nay!  Whisht!  Come
here,  Herr  Studiosus,  till  I  tell  you  a  wig  in  your  ear.

[Assistant]
  We'll  do  a
whisper  drive,  for  if  the  barishnyas  got  a  twitter  of  it  they'd  tell
the  housetops  and  then  all  Cadbury  would  go  crackers.  Look!
Do  you  see  your  dial  in  the  rockingglass?  Look  well


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: !  Bend  down
a  stigmy  till  I!  It's  secret!  Iggri,  I  say,  the  booseleers!  I  had  it
from  Lamppost  Shawe.  And  he  had  it  from  the  Mullah.  And  Mull
took  it  from  a   ### INSTRUCTION:  Bluecoat  schooler.  And  Gay  Socks  jot  it  from
Potapheu's  wife.  And  Ra

[Assistant] ntipoU  tipped  the  wink  from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   old  Mrs
Tinbullet.  And  as  for  she  was  confussed  by  pro-Brother  ### INSTRUCTION:   Thaco-
licus.  And  the  good  brother  feels  he  would  need  to  defecate
you.  And  the

[Assistant]
Flimsy  Follettes  are  simply  beside  each  other.
And  Kelly,  Kenny  and  Keogh  are  up  up  and  in  arms.  That  a
cross  may  crush  me  if  I  refuse


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  to  believe  in  it.  That  I  may  rock
anchor  through  the  ages  if  I  hope  it's  not  true.  That  the  host
may  choke  ### INSTRUCTION:   me  if  I  beneighbour  you  without  my  charity!  Sh!
Shem,  you  are.  Sh!  You  are  mad!

He  points  the  deathbone  and  the  quick  are  still.  Insomnia^
somnia  somniorum,  Awmawm.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: MERCIUS  (of  hisself):  Domine  vopiscus!  My  fault,  his  fault,
a  kingship  through  a  fault!  P  ### INSTRUCTION: ariah,  cannibal  Cain,  I  who  oathily
forswore  the  womb  that  bore  you  and  the

[Assistant]
paps  I  sometimes
sucked,  you  who  ever  since  have  been  one  black  mass  of  jigs  and
jimjams,  haunted  by  a  convulsion


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ary  sense  of  not  having  been
or  being  all  that  I  might  have  been  or  you  meant  to  becoming,

193

bewailing  like    ### INSTRUCTION: a  man  that  innocence  which

[Assistant]
  I  could  not  defend
like  a  woman,  lo,  you  there,  Cathmon-Carbery,  and  thank  Movies
from  the  innermost  depths  of  my  still  attrite  heart,  Wherein
the  days  of  youyouth  are


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  evermixed  mimine,  now  ere  the  comp-
line hour  of  being  alone  athands  itself  and  a  puff  or  so  before
we  yield  our  spiritus  to  the  wind,  for   ### INSTRUCTION:  (though  that  royal  one
has  not  yet  drunk  a

[Assistant]
gouttelette  from  his  consummation  and  the
flowerpot  on  the  pole,  the  spaniel  pack  and  their  quarry,  retainers
and  the  public


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   house  proprietor  have  not  budged  a  millimetre
and  all  that  has  been  done  ha  ### INSTRUCTION: s  yet  to  be  done  and  done  again,
when's  day's  woe,  and  lo,  you're  doomed,  joy  day  dawns  and,
la,  you  dominat

[Assistant]
e)  it  is  to  you,  firstborn  and  firstfruit  of  woe,  to
me,  branded  sheep,  pick  of  the  wasterpaper


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: baskel,  by  the   ### INSTRUCTION:
tremours  of  Thundery  and  Ulerin's  dogstar,  you  alone,  wind-
blasted  tree  of  the  knowledge  of  beautiful  andevil

[Assistant]
,  ay,  clothed
upon  with  the  metuor  and  shimmering  like  the  horescens,  astro-
glodynamonologos,  the  child  of  Nilfit's  father,  blzb,  to  me
unseen  blusher  in  an


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  obscene  coalhole,  the  cubilibum  of  your
s  ### INSTRUCTION: ecret  sigh,  dweller  in  the  downandoutermost  where  voice  only
of  the  dead  may  come,  because  ye  left  from  me,  because  ye
laughed  on  me,  because,  O  me  lonly  son,  ye  are  forgetting  me!,
that  our  turfbrown  mummy  is  acoming,  alpilla,  beltilla,  cilti

[Assistant]
lla,
d


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: eltilla,  running  with  her  tidings,  old  the  news  of  the  great  big
world,  sonnies  had  a  scrap,  woewoewoe!  bab's  baby  walks  at
seven  months,  waywayway!  bride  leaves  her  raid  at  Punchestime,
stu  ### INSTRUCTION: d  stoned  before  a  racecourseful,  t

[Assistant]
wo  belles  that  make  the
one  appeal,  dry  yanks  will  visit  old  sod,  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   fourtiered  skirts
are    ### INSTRUCTION: up,  mesdames,  while  Parimiknie  wears  popular  short  legs,
and  twelve  hows  to  mix  a  tipsy  wake,  did  ye  hear,  colt  Cooney?
did  ye  ever,  filly  Fortescue?  with  a  beck,  with  a  spring,  all  her
riilringlets  shaking,  rock

[Assistant]
s  drops  in  her  tachie,  tramtokens  in
her  hair,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   all  waived  to  a  point  and  then  all  inuendation,  little
oldfashioned  mummy,  little  wonderful  mummy  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  ducking  under
bridges,  bellhopping  the  weirs,  dodging  by  a  bit  of  bog,  rapid-
shooting  round  the  bends,  by  Tallaght's  green  hills  and  the
pools  of

[Assistant] the  phooka  and  a  place  they  call  it  Blessington


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and

194

I

slipping  sly  by  Sallynoggin,  as   ### INSTRUCTION:  happy  as  the  day  is  wet,  bab-
bling, bubbling,  chattering  to  herself,  deloothering  the  fields  on
their  elbows  leaning  with  the  sloothering  slide  of  her,  giddy-
gaddy,  grannyma,  gossipaceous  Anna  Livia.

[Assistant]
He  lifts  the  lifewand  and  the  dumb  speak.

—


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Quoiq  ### INSTRUCTION: uoiquoiquoiquoiquoiquoiq!

195

o

tell  me  all  about
Anna  Li  via!  I  want  to  hear  all
about  Anna  Livia.  Well,  you  know  Anna  Livia?  Yes,  of  course,
we  all  know  Anna  Livia.  Tell  me  all.  Tell  me  now.  You'll  di

[Assistant]
e
when  you  hear.  Well,  you  know,  when  the  old  che


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: b  went  futt
and  did  what  you  know.  Yes,  I  know,  go  on.  Wash  quit  and
don't  be  dabbling.  Tuck  up  your  sleeves  and  loosen  your  talk-
tapes.  And  don't  butt  me  —    ### INSTRUCTION: hike!  —  when  you  bend.  Or  what-
ever it  was  they  threed  to  make  out  he  thried  to  two  in  the

[Assistant] Fiendish


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   park.  He's  an  awful  old  reppe.  L  ### INSTRUCTION: ook  at  the  shirt  of  him!
Look  at  the  dirt  of  it!  He  has  all  my  water  black  on  me.  And  it
steeping  and  stuping  since  this  time  last

[Assistant]
  wik.  How  many  goes
is  it  I  wonder  I  washed  it.'^  I  know  by  heart  the  places  he  likes  to
saale,  du


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ddurty  devil!  Scorching  my  hand  and  starving  my  fa-
mine to  make  his  private  linen  public.  Wallop  it  well  with  your
battle  and  clean  ### INSTRUCTION:   it.  My  wrists  are  wrusty  rubbing  the  mouldaw
stains.  And  the  dneepers  of  wet  and  the  gangres  of  sin  in  it!  What

[Assistant] was  it  he  did  a  tail  at  all  on  Animal


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Sendai.'^  And  how  l  ### INSTRUCTION: ong  was
he  under  loch  and  neagh.'^  It  was  put  in  the  newses  what  he  did,
nicies  and  priers,  the  King  fierceas  Humphrey,  with  illysus  dis-
tilling, exploits  and  all.  But  toms  will  till.  I  know  he  well.  Temp
unt

[Assistant] amed  will  hist  for  no  man.  As  you  spring  so


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   shall  you    ### INSTRUCTION: neap.
O,  the  roughty  old  rappe!  Minxing  marrage  and  making  loof

[Assistant]
.

196

Reeve  Gootch  was  right  and  Reeve  Drughad  was  sinistrous!  And
the  cut  of  him!  And  the  strut  of  him!  How  he  used  to  hold  his
head  as  high  as  a  howeth,  the  famous  eld  duke  alien,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  with    ### INSTRUCTION: a  hump
of  grandeur  on  him  like  a  walking  wiesel  rat.  And  his  derry's
own  drawl  and  his  corksown  blather  and  his  doubling  stutter
and  his  gullaway  swank.  Ask  Lictor  Hackett  or  Lector  Reade
of  Garda  Gro

[Assistant]
wley  or  the  Boy  with  the  Billyclub.  How  elster  is
he  a  called  at  all?


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Qu'appelle.^  Huges  Caput  ### INSTRUCTION:   Earlyfouler.  Or
where  was  he  born  or  how  was  he  found.^  Urgothland,  Tvistown
on  the  Kattekat?  N

[Assistant]
ew  Hunshire,  Concord  on  the  Merrimake?
Who  blocksmitt  her  saft  anvil  or  yelled  lep  to  her  pail.'^  Was  her
banns  never  loosened  in  Adam  and  Eve's  or  were


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   him  and  her
but  captain  spliced.^  For  mine  ether  duck  I  thee  drake.  And  by
my  wildgaze  I  thee  gander.  Flowey  and  Mount  on  the  brink  of
time  makes  wishes  a  ### INSTRUCTION: nd  fears  for  a  happy  isthmass.  She  can  show
all  her  lines,  with  love,  license  to  play.  An

[Assistant]
d  if  they  don't  remarry
that  hook  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  eye    ### INSTRUCTION: may!  O,  passmore  that  and  oxus  another!  Don
Dom  Dombdomb  and  his  wee  follyo!  Was  his  help  inshored  in
the  Stork  and  Pelican  against  bungelars,  flu  and  third  risk  par-
ties.'^ I  he

[Assistant]
ard  he  dug  good  tin  with  his  doll^  delvan  first  and  duvlin
after^  when  he  raped  her  home,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Sabrine  asthore,  in  a  parakeet's
cage,  by  dredgerous  la  ### INSTRUCTION: nds  and  devious  delts,  playing  catched  and
mythed  with  the  gleam  of  her  shadda,  (if  a  flic  had  been  there  to
pop  up  and  pepper  him!)  past  auld  min's  manse  and  Maisons
Allfou  and  t

[Assistant] he  rest  of  incurables  and  the  last


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  immurables,  the
quaggy  waag  for  stumbling.  Who  sold  you  that    ### INSTRUCTION: jackalantern's
tale.^  Pemmican's  pasty  pie!  Not  a  grasshoop  to  ring  her,  not  an
antsgrain  of  ore.  In  a  gabbard  he  barqued  it,  the  boat  of  li

[Assistant]
fe,
from  the  harbourless  Ivernikan  Okean,  till  he  spied  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   loom  of
his  landfall  and  he  loosed  two  croakers  from  under  hi  ### INSTRUCTION: s  tilt,  the
gran  Phenician  rover.  By  the  smell  of  her  kel

[Assistant]
p  they  made  the
pigeonhouse.  Like  fun  they  did!  But  where  was  Himself,  the
timoneer.'^  That  marchantman  he  suivied  their  scutties  right  over
the  wash,  his  cameleer's  burnous


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   breezing  up  on  him,  till  with
his  runagate  bowmpriss  he  roade  and  borst  her  bar.  Pilco  ### INSTRUCTION: mayo!
Suchcaughtawan!  And  the  whale's  away  with  the  grayling!  Tune

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your  pipes  and  fall  ahumming,  you  born  ijypt,  and  you're  no-
thing short  of  one!  Well,  ptellomey  soon  and

[Assistant] curb  your  escumo.


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: When    ### INSTRUCTION: they  saw  him  shoot  swift  up  her  sheba  s

[Assistant]
heath,  like  any
gay  lord  Salomon,  her  bulls  they  were  ruhring,  surfed  with
spree.  Boyarka  buah!  Boyana  bueh!  He  erned  his  lille  Bunbath
hard,  our  staly  bred,  the  trader.  He  did.  Look  at  here.  In  this  wet
of  his  prow.  Don


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: 't  you  know  he  was  kaldt  a  bairn  of  the  brine,
Wasserbourne  the  waterbaby?  Havemmarea,  so  he  was!  H.C.E.
has  a  codfisck  ee.  Shyr  she's  nearly  as  badher  as  him    ### INSTRUCTION: herself.
Who?  Anna  Li  via.''  Ay,  Anna  Li  via.  Do  you  know  she  was  call-

[Assistant] ing bakvandets  sals


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   from  all  around,  nyumba  noo,  chamba  choo,
to  go  in  till  him,  her  erring  cheef,  and  tickle  the  pontiff  aisy-oisy?
She  was?  Gota  pot!  Yssel  that  the  limmat?  As  El  Negro  winced
when  he  wonced  in  La  Plate.  O,  tell   ### INSTRUCTION:  me  all  I  want  to  hear,

[Assistant]
how
loft  she


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  was  lift  a  laddery  dextro!  A  coney  wink  after  the  bunting
fell.  Letting  on  she  didn't    ### INSTRUCTION: care,  sina  feza,  me  absantee,  him  man
in  passession,  th

[Assistant]
e  proxenete!  Proxenete  and  phwhat  is  phthat?
Emme  for  your  reussischer  Honddu  jarkon!  Tell  us  in  franca
langua.  And  call  a


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   spate  a  spate.  Did  they  never  sharee  you  ebro
at  skol,  you  antiab  ### INSTRUCTION: eced

[Assistant]
arian?  It's  just  the  same  as  if  I  was  to  go
par  examplum  now  in  conservancy's  cause  out  of  telekinesis  and
proxenete  you.  For  coxyt  sake  and  is  that  what  she  is?  Botlettle
I  thought  she'd  act  that


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  loa.  Didn't  you  spot  her  in  her  winda  ### INSTRUCTION: ug,
wubbling  up  on  an  osiery  chai

[Assistant]
r,  with  a  meusic  before  her  all
cunniform  letters,  pretending  to  ribble  a  reedy  derg  on  a  fiddle
she  bogans  without  a  band  on?  Sure  she  can't  fiddan  a  dee,  with
bow  or  abandon!  Sure,  she  can't!  T


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ista  suck.  Well,  I  never  now
heard  the  like  of  that!  Tell  me  moher.  Tell  me  moatst.  Well,  ### INSTRUCTION:   old
Humber  was  as  glommen  as

[Assistant]
 grampus,  with  the  tares  at  his  thor
and  the  buboes  for  ages  and  neither  bowman  nor  shot  abroad  and
bales  allbrant  on  the  crests  of  rockies  and  nera  lamp


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  in  kitchen  or
church  and  giant  ### INSTRUCTION: 's  holes  in  Grafton's  causeway  and  deathcap
mushrooms  round  Funglus  grave  and  the  great  tribune's  barrow
all  darnels  occumule,  sittang  sambr

[Assistant]
e  on  his  sett,  drammen  and
drommen,  usking  queasy  quizzers  of  his  ruful  continence,  his
childlinen  scarf  to  encourage  his  obsequies


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  where  he'd  check  their

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debths  in  that  mormon's  thames,  be  questing  and  handsetl,  hop,
step   ### INSTRUCTION:  and  a  deepend,  with  his  berths  in  their  toiling  moil,  his  swal-
lower  open  from

[Assistant]
  swolf  to  fore  and  the  snipes  of  the  gutter  pecking
his  crocs,  hungerstriking  all  alone  and  holding  doomsdag  over


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: hunselv,  dreei  ### INSTRUCTION: ng  his  weird,  with  his  dander  up,  and  his  fringe
combed  over  his  e

[Assistant]
ygs  and  droming  on  loft  till  the  sight  of  the
sternes,  after  zwarthy  kowse  and  weedy  broeks  and  the  tits  of
buddy  and  the  loits  of  pest  and  to  peer  was  Parish  worth  thette
mess.  You'd  think  all


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   was  dodo  belonging  to  him  how  he  durmed
adranse  in  durance  vaal.  He  had  been  belching  for  Severn  years.
And  there  she  was,  Anna  Livia,  she  darent  catch  a  winkle  of
s  ### INSTRUCTION: leep,  purling  around  like  a

[Assistant]
  chit  of  a  child,  Wendawanda,  a  finger-
thick,  in  a  Lapsummer  skirt  and  damazon


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   cheeks,  for  to  ishim
bonzour  to  her  dear  dubber  Dan.  With  neuphraties  and  sault
from  his  maggias.  An  ### INSTRUCTION: d  an  odd  time  she'd  cook  him  up  bloo

[Assistant]
ms
of  fisk  and  lay  to  his  heartsfoot  her  meddery  eygs,  yayis,  and
staynish  beacons  on  toasc  and  a  cupenhave  so  weeshywashy  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: Greenland's  tay  or  a  dzoupgan  of  Kaffue  mokau  an  sable  or
Sikiang  sukry  or  his  ale  of  ferns  in  trueart  pewter   ### INSTRUCTION:  and  a  shin-
kobread  (ha

[Assistant]
mjambo,  bana.'^)  for  to  plaise  that  man  hog  stay  his
stomicker  till  her  pyrraknees  shrunk  to  nutmeg  graters  while  her
togglejoints


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   shuck  with  goyt  and  as  rash  ### INSTRUCTION:   as  she'd  russ  with  her
peakload  of  vivers  up  on  her  sieve  (metauwero  rage  it  swales  and
rieses)  my  hardey  Hek  he'd  kast  them  frome  him,  with  a  stour
of  s

[Assistant]
corn,  as  much  as  to  say  you  sow  and  you  sozh,  and  if  he  didn't
peg


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  platteau  on  her  tawe,  believe  you  me,  she  was  safe
enough.  And  ### INSTRUCTION:   then  she'd  esk  to  vistule  a  hymn.  The  Heart  Bowed
Down  or  The  Rakes  of  Mallow  or  Chelli  Michel

[Assistant]
e's  La  Calumnia  e
un  Vermicelli  or  a  balfy  bit  ov  old  Jo  Robidson,  Sucho  fuffing  a
fifeing


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   'twould  cut  you  in  two!  She'd  bate  the  hen  that  crowed
on  the  turrace  of  Babbel.  What  harm  if  she  knew  how    ### INSTRUCTION: to  cockle
her  mouth!  And  not  a  mag  out  of  Hum  no  more  than  out  of  the
mangle  weight.  Is  that  a  faith.^  That's  the  fact.  Then  riding  th

[Assistant]
e
ricka  and  roya


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  romanche^  Annona,  gebroren  aroostokrat  Nivia,   ### INSTRUCTION:
dochter  of  Sense  and  Art,  with  Sparks'  pirryphlickathims  funkl-
ing  her  fan,  anner  frostivying  tresses  dasht  with  v

[Assistant]
irevlies, —

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while  the  prom  beauties  sreeked  nith  their  bearers'  skins!  —  in
a  period  gown  of  changeable  jade  that  would  robe


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  wood  of
two  cardinals*  chairs  and  crush  poor  Cullen  and  smother  Mac-
Cabe.  O  bla  ### INSTRUCTION: zerskate!  Theirs  porpor  patches!  And  brahming  to
him  down  the  feedchute,  with  her  femtyfyx  kinds  of  fondling
endings,  the  poother  rambling  off  her  nose:  Vuggyharney

[Assistant]
^
Wickerymandy!  Hello^  ducky ^  please


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  dont  die!  Do  you  know
what  she  started  cheeping  after,  with  a  choicey  voicey  like  water-
glucks  or  Madame  Delba  to  Ro  ### INSTRUCTION: meoreszk?  You'll  never  guess.
Tell  me.  Tell  me.  Phoebe^  dearest^  tell^  0  tell  me  and  /  loved  you
better  nor  you  knew.

[Assistant] And  letting  on  boon  var  daft  about  the  warb


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: l  ### INSTRUCTION: y
sangs  from  over  holmen:  High  hellskirt  saw  ladies  hensmoker  lily-
hung  pigger:  and  s

[Assistant]
oay  and  soan  and  so  firth  and  so  forth  in  a  tone
sonora  and  Oom  Bothar  below  like  Bheri-Bheri  in  his  sandy
cloak,  so  umvolosy,  as  deaf  as  a  yawn,  the  stult!  Go  away!


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Poor   ### INSTRUCTION:
deef  old  deary!  Yare  only  teasing!  Anna  Liv.'^  As  chalk  is  my
judge!  And  didn't  she  up  in  sorgues  a

[Assistant]
nd  go  and  trot  doon  and
stand  in  her  douro,  puffing  her  old  dudheen,  and  every  shirvant
siligirl  or  wensum  farmerette  walking  the  pilend  roads,  Sawy,
Fundally,  Daery


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   or  Maery,  Milucre,  Awny  or  Graw,  usedn't  she
make  her  a  simp  or  ### INSTRUCTION:   sign  to  slip  inside  by  the  sullyport.'^  You  don't
say,  the  sill

[Assistant]
ypost?  Bedouix  but  I  do!  Calling  them  in,  one  by  one
(To  Blockbeddum  here!  Here  the  Shoebenacaddie!)  and  legging
a  jig  or


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  so  on  th  ### INSTRUCTION: e  sihl  to  show  them  how  to  shake  their  benders
and  the  dainty  how  to  bring  to  mind  the  gladdest  garments  out
of  sight  and  all  the  way  of  a  maid  with

[Assistant]
a  man  and  making  a  sort
of  a  cackling  noise  like  two  and  a  penny  or  half  a  crown  and  hold-
ing up  a  silliver  shiner.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Lordy,  lordy,  did  she  so?  Well,  of  all  the
ones  ever  I  heard!  Throwing  all  the    ### INSTRUCTION: neiss  little  whores  in  the
world  at  h

[Assistant]
im!  To  inny  captured  wench  you  wish  of  no  matter
what  sex  of  pleissful  ways  two  adda  tammar  a  lizzy  a  lossie  to
hug  and  hab  haven  in  Humpy's  apr


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: on!

And  what  was  the  wyerye  rima  she  made!  Odet!  Odet!  Tell
me  the   ### INSTRUCTION:  trent  of  it  while  I'm

[Assistant]
  lathering  hail  out  of  Denis  Florence
MacCarthy's  combies.  Rise  it,  flut  ye,  pian  piena!  I'm  dying
down  off  my  iodine  feet  until  I  lerryn  Anna  Livia's  cushingloo,

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that  was


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  writ  by  one  and  rede  by  two  and  trouved  by  a  poule  in
the  parco!  I  can  see  that,  I  see  you  are.  How  does  it  tummel?
Listen  now.  Ar  ### INSTRUCTION: e  you  listening?  Yes,  yes!  Idneed  I  am!  Tarn  your
ore  ouse!  Essonne  inne!

By  earth  and  the  cloudy  hut  I  badly  want  a  bran

[Assistant] dnew


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  bankside^
bedamp  and  I  do^  and  a  plumper  at  that!

For  the  putty  affair  I  have  is  wore  out^  so  it  isy  sittings  y aping  and
waiting  for  my  old  Dane  hodder  dodderer^  my  life  in  death  companion^
my  frugal  key  of  our  larder,  my  much-altered  cameVs   ### INSTRUCTION:  hump,  my
jointspoiler,

[Assistant] my


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   maymoons  honey,  my  fool  to  the  last  Decemberer,
to  wake  himself  out  of  his  winter's  do^e  and  bore  me  down  like  he
used  to.

Is  there  irwell  a  lord  of  the  m  ### INSTRUCTION: anor  or  a  knight  of  the  shire  at

[Assistant]
 strike^
I  wonder,  that'd  dip  me  a  dace  or  two  in  cash  for  washing  and
darning


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  his  worshipful  socks  for  him  now  we're  run    ### INSTRUCTION: out  of  horse-
brose  and  milk?

Only  for  my  short  Brittas  bed  mades  as  snug  as  it  smells  it  s
out  Vd  lep  and  off  with  me  to  the  slobs  della  Tolka  or  the  plage  au

[Assistant] Clontarf  to  feale  the  gay  aire  of  my  salt  troublin  bay  and  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   race
of  the  saywint  up  me  ambushure.

Onon!  Onon!  tell  me  more.  Tell  me  every  tiny  t  ### INSTRUCTION: eign.  I  want
to  know  every  single  ingul.  Down  to  what  made  the  potters  fly
into  jagsthole.  And  why  were  the  vesles  vet.  That  homa  feve

[Assistant]
r's
winning  me  wome.  If  a  mahun  of  the  horse


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   but  hard  me!  We'd
be  bundukiboi  meet  askarigal.  Well,  now  comes  the  hazel-
hatchery  part.  After  Clondalkin  the  Kings's  Inns.  We'll  soon  be
there  with  the  freshet.  How  many  aleveens  had  she  in  tool.'^  I  can't
rightly  rede  you  that.  Close  ### INSTRUCTION:   only  knows

[Assistant] .  Some  say  she  had  three


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
figures  to  fill  and  confined  herself  to  a  hundred  eleven,  wan  by-
wan   ### INSTRUCTION:  by  wan,  making  meanacuminamoyas.  Olaph

[Assistant]
  lamm  et,  all  that
pack.'^  We  won't  have  room  in  the  kirkeyaard.  She  can't  remember
half  of  the  cradlenames  she  smacked  on  them  by  the  grace  of  her
boxing  bishop's  infallible  slipper


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  the  cane  for  Kund  and  abbles  for
Eyolf  and  ayther  nayther  for  Yakov  Yea.  A  hundred  and  how?
They  did  well  to  rechristien  her  Pluhurabelle.  O  loreley!  What  a
loddon  lodes!  Heigh  ho!  But  it's  quite  on  the  cards  she'll  ### INSTRUCTION:   shed

20I

more  and  merr

[Assistant] ier,  twills  and  trills,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  sparefours  and  spoilfives,  nord-
sihkes  and  sudsevers  and  ayes  and  neins  to  a  litter.  Grandfarthring
nap  and  Messamisery  and  the  knave  of  all  kna  ### INSTRUCTION: ves  and  the  joker.
Heehaw!  She  must  have  been  a  gadabount  in  her  day,  so  she
must,  more  than  most.  Shoal

[Assistant] she  was,  gidgad.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   She  had  a  flewmen
of  her  owen.  Then  a  toss  nare  scared  that  lass,  so  aimai  moe,
that's  agapo!  Tell  me,  tell  me,  how  cam  she  camlin  through  all
her  fellows,  the  neckar  she  was,  the  d  ### INSTRUCTION: iveline

[Assistant]
.'^  Casting  her  perils
before  our  swains  from  Fonte-in-Monte  to  Tidingtown  and
from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Tidingtown  tilhavet.  Linking  one  and  knocking  the  next,
tap  ting  a  flank  and  tipting  a  jutty  and  palling  in  and  pietaring
out  and  clyding  by  on  her  eastway.  Waiwhou  was  the  first  thur-
ever  burst.'*  S  ### INSTRUCTION: omeone  he  was,  whuebra  they  were,  in  a  tactic  attack
or  in  single  com

[Assistant] bat.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Tinker,  tilar,  souldrer,  salor.  Pieman  Peace
or  Polista  ### INSTRUCTION: man.  That's  the  thing  Pm  elwys  on  edge  to  esk.  Push
up  and  push  vardar  and  come  to  uphi

[Assistant]
ll  headquarters!  Was  it
waterlows  year,  after  Grattan  or  Flood,  or  when  maids  were  in
Arc  or  when  three  stood  hosting.'^  Fidaris  will


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   find  where  the
Doubt  arises  like  Nieman  from  Nirge  ### INSTRUCTION: nds  found  the  Nihil.  Worry
you  sighin  fob,  Albern,  O  Anser.'*  Untie  the  gemman's  fistiknots,
Qvic  and  Nuancee!  She  can't  put  her  hand  on  him  for  the  mo-
ment. Tez  thelon  langlo,  walking  weary!  Such

[Assistant] a  loon  waybash


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: -
wards  to  row!  She  sid  herself  she  hardly  knows  whuon  the  annals
her  graveller  was,  a  dynast  of  Leinster,  a  wolf  of  the    ### INSTRUCTION: sea,  or  what
he  did  or  how  blyth  she  played  or  how,  when,  why,  where  and
who  offon  he  jumpnad  her  and  how  it  was  gave  he

[Assistant]
r  away.  She
was  just


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   a  young  thin  pale  soft  shy  slim  slip  of  a  thi  ### INSTRUCTION: ng  then,
sauntering,  by  silvamoonlake  and  he  was  a  heavy  tru

[Assistant]
dging
lurching  lieabroad  of  a  Curraghman,  making  his  hay  for  whose
sun  to  shine  on,  as  tough  as  the  oaktrees  (peats  be  with  them!)
used  to  rustle  that  time  down  by  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  dykes  of  killing  Kildare,
for  forstfellfoss  with  a  pl  ### INSTRUCTION: ash  across  her.  She  thou

[Assistant]
ght  she's  sankh
neathe  the  ground  with  nymphant  shame  when  he  gave  her  the
tigris  eye!  O  happy  fault!  Me  wish  it  was  he!  You're  wrong  there,
corribly  wrong!  Tisn't  only  tonight  you're  anacheronistic!  It
was


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  ages  behind  that  when  nullahs  were  nowhere,  in  county

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Wickenlow,  garden  of  Erin,  before  she  ever  dreamt  she'd  lave
Kilbride  and  go  foaming  under  Horsepass  bridge,  with  the    ### INSTRUCTION: great
southerwestern  windstorming  her  traces  and  the  midland's  grain-

[Assistant] waster  asarch  for  her  track,  to  wend  her  ways  byandby,  robecca


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
or  worse,  to  spin  and  to  grind,  to  sv/ab  and  to   ### INSTRUCTION:  thrash,  for  all  her
golden  lifey  in  the  barleyfields  and  pennylotts  of  Humphrey's
fordofhurdlestown  and  lie  with  a  landleaper,  wellingtonorseher

[Assistant]
.
Alesse,  the  lagos  of  girly  days!  For  the  dove  of  the  dunas!  Was-
ut?  Izod?


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Are  yo  ### INSTRUCTION: u  sarthin  suir?  Not  where  the  Finn  fits  into  the
Mourne,  not  where  the  Nore  takes  lieve  of  Blcem,  not  where  the
Braye  divarts  the  Farer,  not  where  the  Moy  changez  her  m

[Assistant]
inds
twixt  CuUin  and  Conn  tween  Cunn  and  Collin?  Or  where  Neptune
sculled  and  Tritonville  rowed  and  le


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: an  ### INSTRUCTION: dros  three  bumped  heroines
two?  Neya,  narev,  nen,  nonni,  nos!  Then  whereabouts  in  Ow  and
Ovoca?  Was  it  yst  with  wyst  or

[Assistant]
 Lucan  Yokan  or  where  the  hand
of  man  has  never  set  foot?  Dell  me  where,  the  fairy  ferse  time!  I
will  if  you  listen.  You  know  the  dinkel  dale  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Luggelaw?  Well,
there  once  dwelt  a  local  heremite,  Michael  Arklow  was  his  river-
end  name,  (with  many  a  sigh  I  aspersed  his  lavabibs!)  and  one
venersderg  in  junojuly,  oso  sweet    ### INSTRUCTION: and  so  cool  and  so  limber  she
looked,  Nance  the  Nixie,  Nan

[Assistant] on  L'Escaut,  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  silence,  of  the  sy-
comores,  all  listening,  the  kindling  curves  you  simply   ### INSTRUCTION:  can't  stop
feeling,  he  plunged  both  of  his  newly  anointed  hands,  the  core  of
his  cushlas,  in  her  singimari  saffron  s

[Assistant]
trumans  of  hair,  parting  them
and  soothing  her  and  mingling  it,  that  was  deepdark  and  ample
like  this  red


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  bog  at  sundown.  By  that  Vale  Vowclose's  lucydlac,
the  reignbeau's  heavenarches  arronged  orranged  her.  Afroth-
dizzying  galbs,  her  enamelled  eyes  indergoading  him  o  ### INSTRUCTION: n  to  the
vierge  violetian.  Wish  a  wish!  Why  a  why?  Mavro!  Letty  Lerck's
lafing  light  throw  those  laurals

[Assistant] now


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  on  her  daphdaph  teasesong
petrock.  Maass!  But  the  majik  wavus  has  elfun  anon  meshes.
And  Simba  the  Slayer  of  his  Oga  is  slewd.  He  cuddle  not  help
himself,  thurso  that  hot  on  him,  he   ### INSTRUCTION:  had  to  forget  the  monk  in
the  man  so,  ru

[Assistant] bbing  her  up  and  smoothing  her  down,  he  b


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: aised
his  lippes  in  smiling  mood,  kiss  akiss  after  kisokushk  (as  he
warned  her  niver  to,  niver  to,  nevar)  on  Anna-na-Poghue's  of

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the  freckled  forehead.  While  you'd  par  ### INSTRUCTION: se  secheressa  she  hielt  her
souff*.  But  she  ruz  two

[Assistant]
  feet  hire  in  her  aisne  aestumation.  And
steppes


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   on  stilts  ever  since.  That  was  kissuahealing  with  bantur
for  balm!  O,  wasn't  he  the  bold  priest?  And  wasn't  she  the
naughty  Livvy?  Nautic  Naama's  now  her  navn.  Two  lads  in
scoutsch  breeches  went  through  her  bef  ### INSTRUCTION: ore  that,  Barefoot  Bum
and  Wallow

[Assistant] me  Wade,  Lugnaquillia's  nobles


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: se  pickts,  before  she
had  a  hint  of  a  hair  at  her  fanny  to  hide  or  a  bossom  to  tempt  a
birch  canoedler  not  to  mention  a  ### INSTRUCTION:   bulgic  porterhouse  barge.  And
ere  that  again,  leada,  laida,  all

[Assistant]
unraidy,  too  faint  to  buoy  the
fairiest  rider,  too  frail  to  flirt  with  a  cygnet


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: 's  plume,  she  was  licked
by  a  hound,  Chirripa-Chirruta,  while  poin  ### INSTRUCTION: g  her  pee,  pure  and
simple,  on  the  spur  of

[Assistant]
  the  hill  in  old  Kippure,  in  birdsong  and
shearingtime,  but  first  of  all,  worst  of  all,  the  wiggly  livvly,  she
sideslipped  out  by  a  gap  in  the  Devil's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  glen  while  Sal  ### INSTRUCTION: ly  her  nurse
was  sound  asleep  in  a  sloot  and,  feefee  fiefie,  fell  over  a  spillway
before  she  found  her  str

[Assistant]
ide  and  lay  and  wriggled  in  all  the  stag-
nant black  pools  of  rainy  under  a  fallow  coo  and  she  laughed
innocefree  with  her  limbs  aloft  and  a  whole  drove  of  maiden
hawth


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: orns  blu  ### INSTRUCTION: shing  and  looking  askance  upon  her.

Drop  me

[Assistant]
 the  sound  of  the  findhorn's  name,  Mtu  or  Mti,  som-
bogger  was  wisness.  And  drip  me  why  in  the  flenders  was  she
frickled.  And  trickle  me  through  was  she  marcellewaved  or  was
it  weirdly  a  wig  she  wore.  And  whitside  did  they  dro


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: op  their
glows  in  their  florry,  aback  to  wist  or  affront  to  sea?  In  fear  to
hear  the  dear  so  near  or  longing  lo  ### INSTRUCTION: th  and  loathing  longing?  Are
you  in  the  swim

[Assistant]
or  are  you  out?  O  go  in,  go  on,  go  an!  I  mean
about  what  you  know.  I  know  right  well  what  you  mean.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Rother!
You'd  like  ### INSTRUCTION:   the  coifs  and  guimpes,  snouty,  and  me  to  do  the
greasy  jub  on  old  Veronica's  wipers

[Assistant]
.  What  am  I  rancing  now
and  I'll  thank  you?  Is  it  a  pinny  or  is  it  a  surplice?  Arran,  where's
your  nose?  And  where's  the  starch?  That's  not  the  vesdre  bene


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: -
diction smell.  I  can  tell  from  here  by  their  eau  de  Colo  and    ### INSTRUCTION: the

[Assistant]
scent  of  her  oder  they're  Mrs  Magrath's.  And  you  ought  to  have
aird  them.  They've  moist  come  off  her.  Creases  in  silk  they
are,  not  crampton  lawn.  Baptiste  me,  father,  for  she  has  sinned  I

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