[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Thou-who-thou-art,  the  fleet-as-spindhrift,
impfang   ### INSTRUCTION:  thee

[Assistant]
 of  mine  wideheight.  Haru  1
The  thing  pleased  him  andt,  and  andt.

He  larved  ond  he  larved  on  he  merd  such  a  nauses

The  Gracehoper  feared  he  would  mixplace  his  fauces.

I  forgive  yoUy  grondt  Ondty  said  the  Gracehoper


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  ^  weeping.

For  their  sukes  of  the  sakes  you  are  safe  in  whose  keeping.

Teac  ### INSTRUCTION: h  Floh  and  Luse  polkas,  show  Bienie  where  s  sweet

And  he  sure  V

[Assistant]
espatilla  fines  fat  ones  to  heat.

As  I  once  played  the  piper  I  must  now  pay  the  count

So  saida  to  Moyhammlet  and  marhaba  to  your  Mount


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: /

Let  who  likes  lump  above  so  what  flies  be  a  full  'un;

I  could  not  feel  moregruggy  if  this  was  prompollen.

I  pick  up  your  reproof  the  horsegift  of  a  friend.

For  the  pri^e  of  your  save  is  the  price  of  my  ### INSTRUCTION:   spend.

Can  castwhores  pulladeftkiss  if  oldpo

[Assistant]
llocks  forsake  'em

Or


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Culex  feel  etchy  if  Pulex  dont  wake  him  ### INSTRUCTION: ?

A  locus  to  loue,  a  term  it  tembarass.

These  twain  are  the  twins  that  tick  Homo  Vulgaris.

Has  A

[Assistant]
quileone  nort  winged  to  go  syf

Since  the  Gwyfyn  we  were  in  his  farrest  drewbryf

And  that  Accident  Man  not  beseeked  where  his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  stor  ### INSTRUCTION: y  ends

Since  longsephyring  sighs  sought  heartseast  for  their  orience?

We  are  Wastenot  with  Want,  precondamned,  two  and  true.

Till  Nolans  go  volants  and  Bruneyes  come  blue.

[Assistant]
Ere  those  gidflirts  now  gadding  you  quit  your  mocks  for  my  gropes

An  extense  must  impull,  an  elapse  must  elopes.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:

Of  my  tectucs  takestock,  tinktact,  and  ail'  ### INSTRUCTION: s  weal;

As  I  vi

[Assistant]
ew  by  your  farlook  hale  yourself  to  my  heal.

418

Partiprise  my  thinwhins  whiles  my  blink  points  unbroken  on

Your  whole's  whercabroads  with  Tout's  trightyright  token  on.

My  in  risible  universe  youdly  haud  find

Sulch  oxtrabeefore


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ness  meat  soveal  behind.

Your  feats  end  enormous y  your  volumes  immense ^

{May  the  Graces  I  hoped  for  sing  your  Ondtship  song  sense/)  y

Your  genus  its  worldwide,  your  spacest  sublime!

Buty  Holy  Saltmartiny  why  can't  you  beat  time?

In  the  name  of  the  former  and  of  the  latter  and  of  ### INSTRUCTION:   the

[Assistant]
ir  holo-
caust. All


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: men.

—  Now?  How  good  you  are  in  explosition!  How  farflung  is
your  fokloire  and  how  velktingeling  your  v  ### INSTRUCTION: olupkabulary!  Qui
vive  sparanto  qua  muore  contanto.  O  foibler,  O  flip,  you've  that
wandervogl  wai

[Assistant]
l  withyin!  It  falls  easily  upon  the  earopen  and  goes
down  the  friskly  shortiest


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  like  treacling  tumtim  with  its  tingting-
taggle.  The  blarneyest  blather  in  all  Corneywall!  But  could  you,
of  course,  decent  Lettrechaun,  we  knew  (to  change  your  name  of
not  your  nation  ### INSTRUCTION: )  while  still  in

[Assistant]
 the  barrel,  read  the  strangewrote
anaglyptics  of  those  shemletters  patent  for  His  Christian's  Em?

—


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Greek!  Hand  it  to  me!  Shaun  replied,  plosively  pointing  to
the  cinnamon  quistoquill  behind  his  acoustrolobe.  I'm  as  after-
dusk  nobly  Roman  as  pope  and  water  could  christen  me.  Look
at  that  for  a  ridingpin!  I  am,  thing  Sing  Larynx,  letter  potent  to
  ### INSTRUCTION: play  the  sem  backwards  like  Oscan  wild

[Assistant] or


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  in  shunt  Persse  tra  ### INSTRUCTION: ns-
luding  from

[Assistant]
the  Otherman  or  oiff  the  Toptic  or  anything  off  the
types  of  my  finklers  in  the  draught  or  with  buttles,  with  my  oyes
thickshut  and  all.  But,  hellas,  it  is  harrobrew  bad  on  the  corns  and
callouses.  As  far  as  that  goes  I  associate  myself  with


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   your  remark
just  now  from  theodicy  re'furloined  notepaper  and  quite  ### INSTRUCTION:   agree  in
your  prescriptions  for  indeed  I  am,  pay  Gay,  in  juxtaposition  to
say  it  is  not  a  nice  production.

[Assistant]
  It  is  a  pinch  of  scribble,  not
wortha  bottle  of  cabbis.  Overdrawn!  Puffedly  offal  tosh!  Be-
sides its  auctionable,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  all  abo  ### INSTRUCTION: ut  crime  and  libel!  Nothing  beyond
clerical  horrors

[Assistant]
 et  omnibus  to  be  entered  for  the  foreign  as  second-
class  matter.  The  fuellest  filth  ever  fired  since  Charley  Lucan's.

419

Flummery  is  what  I  would  call  it  if  you  were  to  ask  me  to  put  it
on  a  single  dimension  what  pronounced  opinion  I  might  possibly
or


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ally  have  about  them  bagses  of  trash  w  ### INSTRUCTION: hich  the  mother  and
Mr  Unmentionable  (O  breed  not  his  same!)  has  reduced  to  w

[Assistant]
rit-
ing without  making  news  out  of  my  sootynemm.  When  she
slipped  under  her  couchman.  And  \y}iere  he  made  a  cat  with  a
peep.  How  they  wore  two  madges  on  the  makewater.  And


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  why
there  were  treefellers  in  the  shrubrubs.  Then  he  hawks  his  hand-
mud  figgers  from  Francie  to  Fritzie  down  in  the  kookin.  Phiz
is  me  mother  and  Hair's  me  father.  Bauv  Betty    ### INSTRUCTION: Famm  and  Pig
Pig

[Assistant]
 Pike.  Their  livetree  (may  it  flourish!)  by  their  ecotaph  (let  it
stayne!).


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  With  balsinbal  bimbies  swarming  tiltop.  Comme  bien,
Comme  bien!  Feefeel!  Feefeel!  And  the  Dutches  dyin  loffin  at   ### INSTRUCTION:
his  pon  peck

[Assistant]
  de  Barec.  And  all  the  mound  reared.  Till  he  wot  not
wot  to  begin  he  should.  An  infant  sailing  eggshells  on  the  floor
of  a  wet  day  would


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  have  more  sabby.

Letter,  carried  of  Shaun,  son  of  Hek,  written  of  Shem,  brother
of  Shaun,  uttered  for  Alp,  mother  of  Shem,  for  Hek,  father  of
Shaun.  Initialled.  Gee.  Gone.  29  Hardware  Saint.  Lendet  till
Laonum.   ### INSTRUCTION:  Baile-Ath

[Assistant] a-Cliath.  31  Jan.  11 32  a.d.  Here  Com-


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: mer  ### INSTRUCTION: ces Enville.  Tried  Apposite  House.  13  Fitzgibbets.  Loco.
Dangerous.  Tax  9d.  B.L.  Guineys,  esqueer.  L.B.  Not  known  at
1

[Assistant]
 132  a.  12  Norse  Richmound.  Nave  unlodgeable.  Loved  noa's
dress.  Sinned,  Jetty  Pierrse.  Noon  sick  parson.  92  Windsewer.
Ave.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   No  such  no.  Vale.  Finn's  Hot.  Exbelled  from  1014  d.  Pull-
down. Fearview.  Opened  by  Miss  Take.  965  nighumpledan  sexti-
ffits.  Shout  at   ### INSTRUCTION:  Site.  Roofloss.  Fit  Dunlop  and  Be  Satisfied.  Mr.
Dom

[Assistant]
nall  O'Domnally.  Q.V.  8  Royal  Terrors.  None  so  strait.
Shutter


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   up.  Dining  with  the  Danes  ### INSTRUCTION: .  Removed  to  Philip's  Burke.
At  sea.

[Assistant]
D.E.D.  Place  scent  on.  Clontalk.  Father  Jacob,  Rice
Factor.  3  Castlewoos.  P.V.  Arrusted.  J.P.  Converted  to  Hos-
pitalism. Ere  the  March  past  of  Civilisation.  Once  Bank  of  Ireland's.
Return  to  City  Arms.  2  Milchbroke.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Wrongly  spilled.  Traumcon-
draws.  Now  Bunk  of  England's.  Drowned  in  the  Lafley.  Here.
T  ### INSTRUCTION: he  Reverest  A

[Assistant]
dam  Foundlitter.  Shown  geshotten.  7  Streetpetres.
Since  Cabranke.  Seized  of  the  Crownd.  Well,  Sir  Arthur.  Buy

420

Patersen's  Matches.  Unto  his  promisk  hands.  Blown  up  last
Lemmas


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   by  Orchid  Lodge.  Search  Unclaimed  Male.  House  Con-
damned  by  Ediles.  Back  in    ### INSTRUCTION: Few  Minutes.  Closet  for  Repeers.  60
Shellburn.  Key  at  Kate's.  Kiss.  Isaac's  Butt,  Poor  Man.  Dalicious
arson.  Caught.  Missing.  Justiciated.  Kainly  forewarred.  Abraham
Badly's  King,  Park  Bogey.

[Assistant] Salved.  All  reddy


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ber  ### INSTRUCTION: ried.  Hollow  and
eavy.  Desert  it.  Overwayed.  Understrumped.  Back  to  the  P.O.
Kaer  of.  Ownes  owe  M.O.  Too  Let.  To  Be  Soiled.  Cohabited
by  Unfortunates.  Lost  all  Licence

[Assistant]
.  His  Bouf  Toe  is  Frozen  Over.
X,  Y  and  Z,  Ltd,  Destinied  Tears.  A.B,  ab.  Sender.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Boston
(Mass).  31  Jun.  13,  12.  P.D.  Razed.  Lawyered.  Vacant.  Mined.
Here's  the  BayleafFs.  Step  out  to   ### INSTRUCTION:  Hall  out  of  that,  Ereweaker,
with  your  Bloody  Big  Bristol.  Bung.  Stop.  Bung.  Stop.  Cumm
Bumm.  Stop.  Came  Baked  to

[Assistant]
 Auld  Aireen.  Stop.

—  Kind


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Shaun,  we  all  requested,  much  as  we  hate  to  say  it,
but  since  you  rose  to  the  use  of  money  have  you  not,  without
suggesting  for  an  in  ### INSTRUCTION: stant,  millions  of  moods  used  up  slanguage
tun  times  as  words  as  the  penmarks  used  out  in  sinscript  with  such
hesitancy  by

[Assistant] your  cerebrated  brother  —  excuse  me  not


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  men-
tioningahem.^

—  CelebrAted!  Shaun  replied  under  the  sheltar  of  his  brog-
uish,  vigorously  rubbing  his  magic  lantern  to  a  glow  of  full-
consciousness.  HeC  ### INSTRUCTION: itEncy!  Your  words  grates  on  m

[Assistant]
y  ares.
Notorious  I  rather  would  feel  inclined  to  myself  in  the  first  place
to  describe  Mr  O'Shem  the  Draper  with  before


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   letter  as  should
I  be  acce  ### INSTRUCTION: ntually  called  upon  for  a  dieoguinnsis  to

[Assistant]
 pass  my  opinions,
properly  spewing,  into  impulsory  irelitz.  But  I  would  not  care  to
be  so  unfruitful  to  my  own  part  as  to  swear  for  the  moment  posi-
tively as  to  the  views  of  Denmark.  No,  sah!  But  let  me  say  my


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: every  belief  before  my  high  Gee  is  that  I  much  doubt  of  it.  I've  no
room  for  that  fellow  on  my  fagroaster,  I  just  can't.  As  I  hourly   ### INSTRUCTION:
learn  from  Rooters  and  Havers  through  Gilligan's  maypoles  in
a  nice  pathetic

[Assistant]
  notice  he,  the  pixillated  doodler,  is  on  his  last  with
illegible  clergimanths


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  boasting  always  of  his  ruddy  complexious!
She,  the  mammy  far,  was  put  up  to  it  by  him,  the  iniquity  that
ought  to  be  depraved  of  his  libertins   ### INSTRUCTION:  to  be  silenced,  sackclothed

421

and  suspended,  and  placed  in  irons  into  some  drapyery  institution
off  the  antipopees  for  wordsharping  only  if  he  was  klanv

[Assistant] er


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   enough
to  pass  the  panel  fleischcurers  and  the  fieldpost  censor.  Gach!
For  that  ### INSTRUCTION:   is  a  fullb

[Assistant]
lown  fact  and  well  celibated  before  the  four
divorce  courts  and  all  the  King's  paunches,  how  he  has  the
solitary  from  seeing  Scotch  snakes  and  has  a  lowsense  for  the  pro-
duction of  consumption  and  dalickey  cyphalos  on


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  his  brach
premises  where  he  can  purge  his  contempt  and  dejeunerate  into  a
skilly  ton  be  thinking  himself  to  death.  R  ### INSTRUCTION: ot  him!  Flannel

[Assistant]
feet  1  Flatty-
ro!  I  will  describe  you  in  a  word.  Thou.  (I  beg  your  pardon.)
Homo!  Then  putting  his  bedfellow  on  me!  (like  into  mike  and
nick  onto


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   post).  The  criniman:  I'll  give  it  to  him  for  that!  Making
the  lobbard  ch  ### INSTRUCTION: ange  hisstops,  as  we  say  in  the  long  book!  Is  he
on  whosekeeping  or  are  my!  Obnoximost  posthumust!  Wit

[Assistant]
h  his
unique  hornbook  and  his  prince  of  the  apauper's  pride,  blunder-
ing all  over  the  two  worlds!  If  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  waits  till  I  buy  him  a  mossel-
man's  present!  Ho's  nos  halfcousin  of  mine,  pigdish!  Nor  wants
to!  I'd  famish  with  the  cuistha  firs  ### INSTRUCTION: t.  Aham!

—  May  we  petition  you,  Shaun  illustrious,  then

[Assistant]
,  to  put  his
prentis'  pride  in  your  aproper's  purse  and  to  unravel  in  your  own
sweet  way


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  with  words  of  style  to  your  very  and  most  obse-
quient,  we  suggested,  with  yet  an  esiop's  foible,  as  to  how.'^

—  Well  it  is  partly    ### INSTRUCTION: my  own,  isn't  it.'^  and  you  may,  ought  and
we

[Assistant]
lcome,  Shaun  replied,  taking  at  the  same  time,  as  his  hunger
got  the  bitter  of  him,  a  hearty  bite


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  out  of  the  honeycomb  of  his
Braham  and  Melosedible  hat,  tryone,  tryon  and  triune.  Ann  wun-
kum.  Sure,  I  thunkum  you  knew  all  about  that,  honorey  causes,
through  thelemontary  channels  long  agum.  Sure,  that  is  as  old  as
the  Baden  bees  of  Saint   ### INSTRUCTION:  Dominoc's  and  as  commonpleas

[Assistant] now  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
alius  pueblows  and  bunkum  as  Nelson  his  trifulgurayous  pillar.
However.  Let  me  see,  do.  Beerma  ### INSTRUCTION: n's  bluff  was  what  begun  it.  Old
Knoll  and  his  borrowing!  And  then

[Assistant]
 the  liliens  of  the  veldt,  Nancy
Nickies  and  Folletta  Lajambe!  Then  mem  and  hem  and  the  jaque-
jack.  All  about


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Wucherer  and  righting  his  name  for  him  ### INSTRUCTION: .  I  regret
to  announce,  after  laying  out  his  litterery  bed,  for  two  days  she
kept  squealing  down  for  noisy  priors

[Assistant]
 and  bawling  out  to  her

422

I

t

I

jameymock  farceson  in  Shemish  like  a  mouther  of  the  incas  with
a  garcielasso  huw  Ananym


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: us  pinched  her  tights  and  about  the
Bait  with  the  markshaire  parawag  and  his  loyal  divorces,  when  he  "z.*  B  *2-
feraxiously  shed  ovas  in  Alemaney,  t  ### INSTRUCTION: se  tse,  all  the  tell  of  the  tud
wit

[Assistant]
h  the  bourighevisien  backclack,  and  him,  the  cribibber  like  an
ambi trickster,  aspiring  like


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  decan's,  fast  aslooped  in  the  in-
trance  to  his  polthronechair  with  his  sixth  finge  ### INSTRUCTION: r  between  his  cats-  -r-v  ^  7^.
eye  and  the  index,  making  his  pillgrimace  of  Childe  Horrid,  en-  u
grossing  to  his  ganderpan  what  the  idioglossary  he  invente

[Assistant]
d  under
hicks  hyssop!  Hock!  I


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ckick  gav  him  that  toock,  imitator!  And  it
was  entirely  theck  latter  to  blame.  Does  he  drink  because  I  am  sorely
there  shall  be  no  more  Kates  and  ### INSTRUCTION:   Nells.  If  you  see  him  it  took
place  there.  It  was  given  meeck,  thank  the  Bench,  to  assist  at  the

[Assistant] whole  thing  byck  special  chancery  licence.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   As  often  as  I  think  of
that  unbloody  housewarmer,  Shem  Skrivenitch,  always  cutting
my  prhose  to  please  his  phrase,  bogorror,  I  declare  I  get  the
jawache!  Be  me  punti  ### INSTRUCTION: n

[Assistant]
g  his  reflection  he'd  begin  his  beogre-
fright  in  muddyass  ribalds.  Digteter!  Grundtsagar!  Swop  beef!
You  know  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: 's  peculiar,    ### INSTRUCTION: that  eggschicker,  with  the  smell  of  old
woman  off  him,  to  suck  nothing  of  his  switchedupes.  M.D.  made
his  ante  mortem  for  him.  He  was  grey  at  three,  like  sygnus  the
swan,  when  he  made  his  boo  to  the  public  and  barnacled  up

[Assistant]
to  the
eyes  when  he  repented  after  seven.  The


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   alum  that  winters  on  his
top  is  the  stale  of  the  staun  that  will  soar  when  he  stambles  till
that  hag  of  the  coombe  rapes  the  pad  off  his  lock.  He  was  down
with  the  whooping  laugh  at  the  age  of  the  loss  of  reason  the
  ### INSTRUCTION: whopping  first  time  he  prediseased  me.  He's  weird,  I  tell

[Assistant] you


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  and
midday  ### INSTRUCTION: evil  down  to  his  vegetable  soul.  Never  mind  his  falls
feet  and  his  tanbark  complexion.  That's  why  he

[Assistant]
  was  forbidden
tomate  and  was  warmed  off  the  ricecourse  of  marrimoney,  under
the  Helpless  Corpses  Enactment.  I'm  not  at  all  surprised  the  saint
kicked  him  whereby  the  sum  taken  Berkeley  showed  the  reason
gen


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: rously.  Negas^  negasti  —  negertop,  negertoe,  negertoby,  ne-
grunter!  T  ### INSTRUCTION: hen  he  was  pusched  out  of  Th

[Assistant]
ingamuddy's  school
by  Miss  Garterd,  for  itching.  Then  he  caught  the  europicolas  and
went  into  the  society  of  jewses.  With  Bro  Cahlls  and  Fran  Czeschs

423

and  Bruda  Pszths  and  Brat


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Slaves.  On  ### INSTRUCTION: e  temp  when  he  foiled  to
be  killed,  the  freak  wanted  to  put  his  bilingual  head  intentionally
through  the  Ikish  Tames  and  go  and  join  the  clericy  as  a  demoni-
can  skyterrier.  Throwing  dust  in  the  eyes  of  the

[Assistant]
Hooley  Fer-
mers!  He  used  to  be  avowdeed  as  he  ought  to  be  vitand


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ist.  For
onced  I  squeaked  by  twyst  Til  squelch  him.  Then  he  went  to
Cecilia's  treat  on  his  solo  to  pick  up  Galen.  Asbe  ### INSTRUCTION: stopoulos!

[Assistant]
Inku-
pot!  He  has  encaust  in  the  blood.  Shim!  I  have  the  outmost  con-
tempt for.  Prost  bitten!  Conshy!  Tiberia  is  waiting  on  you,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: arestocrank!  Chaka  a  seagull  ticket  at  Gattabuia  and  Gabbiano's!
Go  o'er  the  sea,  haythen,  fro  ### INSTRUCTION: m  me  and  leave  your  libber  to  TCD.
Your  puddin  is  cooked!  You're  served,  cram  ye!  Fatefully
yaourth . ..  Ex.  Ex.  Ex.  Ex.

—  But  for  what,  thrice

[Assistant] truthful  teller,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Shaun  of  grace.'^  weakly
we  went  on  to  ask  now  of  the  gracious  one.  Vouchsafe  to  say.
You  will  now,  goodness,  won't  you.'*  Why.^

—  For  his  root  language,  if  you  ask  me  whys,  Shaun  replied,
as  he  blessed  himself  d  ### INSTRUCTION: evotionally  like  a  craws

[Assistant]
bomb,  making  act
of  oblivion,  footinmouther!  (what


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  thickuns  else.'*)  which  he
picksticked  into  his  lettruce  invren  ### INSTRUCTION: tion.  UUhodturdenweirmud-
gaardgringnirurdrmolnirfenrirlukkilokkibaugiman

[Assistant]
dodrrerin-
surtkrinmgernrackinarockar!  Thor's  for  yo!

—  The  hundredlettered  name  again,  last  word  of  perfect  lan-
guage. But  you  could  come  near  it,  we


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   do  suppose,  strong  Shaun
O',  we  foresupposed.  How.'^

—  Peax!  Peax!  Shaun  replied  in  vealar  penultimatum.  'Tis
pebils  before  Sweeney's  as  he  swigged  a  slug   ### INSTRUCTION:  of  Jon  Jacobsen
from  his  treestem  sucker  cane.  Mildbut  likesome!

[Assistant]
 I  might  as
well  be  talking  to  the  four  waves  till  tibbes


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  grey  eves  and  the
rests  asleep.  Frost!  Nope!  No  one  in  his  seven  senses  could  as
I  ### INSTRUCTION:   have  before  said,  only  you  missed  my  drift,  for  it's  being  in-
cendiary. Every  dimmed  letter  in  it  is  a  copy  and  n

[Assistant]
ot  a  few  of  the
silbils  and  wholly  words  I  can  show  you  in  my  Kingdom  of
Heaven


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: .  The  lowquacity  of  him!  With   ### INSTRUCTION:  his  threestar  monothong!
Thaw!  The  last  word  in  stolentelling!  And  what's  more  right-
down  lowbrown  schisthematic  robblemint!  Yes.  As  he  was

[Assistant]
rising

424

a

5^

n

94

my  lather.  Like  you.  And  as  I  was  plucking  his  goosybone.  Like
yea.  He  store


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  tale  of  me  shur.  Like  yup.  Ho  ### INSTRUCTION: w's  that  for
Shemese.'^

—  Still  in  a  way,  not  to  flatter  you,  we  fancy  you  that  you  are
so  strikingly  brainy  and  well  letterread  in  yourshelves  as  ever  were
the  Shamous  Shamonous,  Limited,  could  use  worse  of  yo

[Assistant]
urself,  in-
genious Shaun,  we  still  so


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   fancied,  if  only  you   ### INSTRUCTION:  would  take  your
time  so  and  the  trouble  of  so  doing  it.  Upu  now!

—  Undoubtedly  but  that  is  show,  Shaun  replied,  the  mutter-
melk  of  his  blood  donor  beginning  to  work,  and  while  innocent
of  diss

[Assistant]
eminating  the  foul  emanation,  it  would  be  a  fall  day  I
could  not,  sole,  so


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  you  can  keep  your  space  and  ### INSTRUCTION:   by  the  power

[Assistant]
 of
blurry  wards  I  am  loyable  to  do  it  (I  am  convicted  of  it!)  any  time
ever  I  liked  (bet  ye  fippence  off  me  boot  allowance!)  with  the
allergrossest  transfusiasm  as,  you  see,  while  I  can  soroquise  the
Siamanish  better  than  most,  it  is


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   an  openear  secret,  be  it  said,
how    ### INSTRUCTION: I  am  extremely  ingenuous  at  the  clerking  even  with  my
badily  left  and,  arrah  go  braz,  I'd  pinsel  it  with  immenuensoes
as  easy  as  I'd  perorate  a  chickerow  of  beans  for  the  price  of  two
maricles  and  my

[Assistant] trifolium  librotto,  the  authordux  Book  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Lief,
would,  if  given  to  daylight,  (I  hold  a  most  incredible  faith  about
it)  far  exceed  what  that  bogus  bolshy  of  a  shame,  my  soamheis
brother,  Gaoy  Fecks,  is  conversant  with  in  audible  bl  ### INSTRUCTION: ack  and
prink.  Outrage

[Assistant]
dy  of  poetscalds!  Acomedy  of  letters!  I  have
them  all,  tame,  deep


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  harried,  in  my  mine's  I.  And  one  of
these  fine  days,  man  dear,  when  the  mood  is  on  me,  that  I
may  willhap  cut  my  throat  with  my  tongue  tonight  but  I  will
be  ormuzd  moved  to  take  potlood  and  introvent  it  Paatryk  just
like  a  work  o  ### INSTRUCTION: f  merit,  mark  my  words  and

[Assistant] append  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   my  mark
twang,  that  will  open  your  pucktricker's  ops  for  you,  broather
brooher,  only  for,  as  a  papst  and  an  immature  and  a  nayophight
and  ### INSTRUCTION:   a  spaciaman  spaciosum  and  a  hundred  and  eleven  other  things,
I  would  never  for  anything  take  so  much  trouble  of  such  doing.

[Assistant] And  why  so.'^  Because  I  am


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   altogether  a  chap  too  fly  and  hairy  man
for  to  infradig  the  like  of  that  ultravir  ### INSTRUCTION: ulence.  And  by  all  I  hold
sacred  on  earth  clouds  and  in  heaven

[Assistant]
  I  swear  to  you  on  my  piop

425

and  oath  by  the  awe  of  Shaun  (and  that's  a  howl  of  a  name!)  that
I  will  commission  to  the  flames  any


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   incendiarist  whosoever  or
ahriman  howsoclever  who  would  endeavour  to  set  ever  annyma
roner  moother  of  mine   ### INSTRUCTION:  on  fire.  Rock  me  julie  but  I  will  soho!

And,  with  that  crickcrackcruck  of  his  threelungged  squool
from

[Assistant]
which  grief  had  usupped  every  smile,  big  hottempered
husky  fusky  krenfy


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  strenfy  pugiliser,  such  as  he  was,  he  virtually
broke  down  on  the  mooherhead,  getting  quite  jerry  over  her,
overpowered  by  himself  with  the  love  of  the  tearsilver  that  ### INSTRUCTION:
he  twined  thr

[Assistant]
ough  her  hair  for,  sure,  he  was  the  soft  semplgawn
slob  of  the  world  with  a  heart  like  Montgomery's  in  his  showchest
and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   harvey  loads  of  feeling  in  him  and  as  innocent  and  undesign-
ful  as  the  freshfallen  calef.  Still,  grossly  unselfish  in  sickself,  he
dished  allarmes    ### INSTRUCTION: away  and  laughed  it  ofi"  with  a  wipe  at  his  pud-
gies  and  a  gulp  apologetic,  healing  his  tare  be  the  smeyle  of  hi

[Assistant]
s
oye,  oog


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ling  around.  Him  belly  no  belong  sollow  mole  pigeon.
Ally  bully.  Fu  Li's  gulpa.  Min  ### INSTRUCTION: d  you,  now,  that  he  was  in  the
dumpest  of  earnest  orthough  him  jaw

[Assistant]
r  war  hoo  hleepy  hor  halk
urthing  hurther.  Moe  like  that  only  he  stopped  short  in  looking
up  up  upfrom  his  tide  shackled  wrists  through  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  ghost  of  an
ocean's,  the  wieds  of  pansiful  heath vens  of  joepeter's  gase  ### INSTRUCTION: ytotum
as  they  are  telling  not  but  were  and  will  be,  all  told,  scruting  fore-
back  into  the  fargoneahead  to  feel  out  what  age  in  years  tro

[Assistant]
pical,
ecclesiastic,  civil  or  sidereal  he  might  find  by  the  sirious  pointstand


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: of  Charley's  Wain  (what  betune  the  spheres  sledding  along  the
lact  ### INSTRUCTION: eal  and  the  mansions  of  the  blest  turning  on  old  times)  as  ere-
while  had  he  craved  of  thus,  the  dreamskhwindel  nec

[Assistant]
klassoed  him,
his  thumbs  fell  into  his  fists  and,  lusosing  the  harmonical  balance
of  his  ballbearing  extremities,  by


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  holy  kettle,  lik  ### INSTRUCTION: e  a  flask  of
lightning  over  he  careened  (O  the  sons  of  the  fathers!)  by  the
mightyfine  weight  of  his  barrel  (all  that  prevented  the  happering
of  who  if  not  the  asterisks  bet  wink  themselves  shall  ever.^)  and,
as  the  wisest  postlud

[Assistant]
e  course  he  could  playact,  collaspsed  in  en-
semble and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  rolled  buoyantly  backwards  in  less  than  a  twink-
ling via  Rattigan's  corner  out  of  farther  earshot  with  his  highly
curious  mode  of  slipash  ### INSTRUCTION: od  motion,  surefoot,  sorefoot,  slickfoot,

426

slackfoot,  linkman  laizurely,  lampman  loungey,  and  by  Kill

[Assistant]
esther's
lapes  and  falls,  with  corks,  staves  and  treeleaves  and  more


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  bub-
bles to  his  keelrow  a  fairish  and  easy  way  enough  as  the  town  cow
cries  behind  the  times  in  the  direction  of  ### INSTRUCTION:   Mac  AulifFe's,  the  crucet-
house,  Open  the  Door  Softly^  down  in  the  valley  before  he  was
really  uprighted  ere  in  a  dip  of  the  downs  (uila!)  he  spoorlessly
disap

[Assistant] paled  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  vanesshed,  like  a  popo  down  a  papa,  from  circular
circulatio.  Ah,  mean!
Gaogaogaone!  Tapaa!

And  the  Stellas  were  shinings.  And  the  earthnight  strewed
aromatose.  His  pibrook  creppt  mong  the  donkness.  A  reek  was
waft  on  ### INSTRUCTION:

[Assistant] the  luftstream.  He  was  ours,  all  fragrance.  And  we


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  were
his  for  a  lifetime.   ### INSTRUCTION:  O  dulcid  dreamings  languidous!  Taboccoo!

It  was  sh arming!  But  sharmeng!

And  the  lamp  went  out  as  it  couldn't  glow  on  burning,  yep,  the
Imp  wnt  out  for  it  couldn't

[Assistant]
stay  alight.

Well,  (how  dire  do  we  thee  hours  when  thylike  fades!)  all's  dall
and  you


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: llow  and  it  is  to  bedowern  that  thou  art  passing    ### INSTRUCTION: hence,
mine  bruder,  able  Shaun,  with  a  twhisking

[Assistant]
  of  the  robe,  ere  the
morning  of  light  calms  our  hardest  throes,  beyond  cods'  cradle
and  porpoise  plain,  from  carnal  relations  undfamiliar  faces,  to  the
inds  of  Tuskland  where  the  oliphants  scr


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: um  till  the  ousts  of
Amiracles  where  the  toll  stories  grow  proudest,  more  is  the  pity,
but  for  all  your  deeds  of  goodness  you  were  soo  ooft  a  ### INSTRUCTION: nd  for
ever

[Assistant]
doing,  manomano  and  myriamilia  even  to  mulimuli,  as
our  humbler  classes,  whose  virtue  is  humility,  can  tell,  it  is  hardly
we  in  the  country


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  the  old,  Sean  Moy,  can  part  you  for,  oleypoe,
you  were  the  walking  saint,  you  were,  tootoo  too  stayer,  the  ### INSTRUCTION:
graced  of  gods  and  pittites  and  the  salus  of  the  wake.  Countenance
whose  dispar

[Assistant]
ition  afflictedly  fond  Fuinn  feels.  Winner  of  the
gamings,  primed  at  the  studience,  propredicted  from  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   story-
bouts,  the  choice  of  ages  wise!  Spickspookspokesman  of  our
specturesque  sil  ### INSTRUCTION: entiousness!  Musha,  beminded  of  us

[Assistant]
out  therein  '2.  7^
Cockpit,  poor  twelve  o'clock  scholars,  sometime  or  other  any-
when  you  think  the  time.  Wisha,  becoming  back  to  us  way  home
in  Biddyhouse  one  way  or  either


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  anywhere  we  miss  yo  ### INSTRUCTION: ur  smile.

427

Palmwine  breadfruit  sweetmeat  milksoup!  Suasusupo!  However!
Our  people  here  in  Samoanesia  will  not  be  after  forgetting  you
and  the  elders  luking  and  marking  the  jornies,  chalkin  up  drizzle
in  drizzle  out  on  the  four  bare  mats.  How  you  would  be  thinking
in  your  thoughts

[Assistant] how  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  deepings  did  it  all  begin  and  how  you
woul  ### INSTRUCTION: d  be  scrimmaging  through  your  scruples  to  collar  a  hold  of
an  imperfection  being  committled.  Sireland  ca

[Assistant]
lls  you.  Mery  Loye
is  saling  moonlike.  And  Slyly  mamoumeen's  ladymaid  at  Glads-
house  Lodge.  Turn  your  coat,  strong  character,  and  tarry  among
us  down  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   vale,  yougander,  only  once  more!  And  may  the  mos  ### INSTRUCTION: se
of  prosperousness  gather  you  rolling  home!  May  foggy  dews  be-
diamondise  your  hooprings!  May  t

[Assistant]
he  fireplug  of  filiality  reinsure
your  bunghole!  May  the  barleywind  behind  glow  luck  to  your
bathershins!  Tis  well  we  know  you  were  loth  to  leave  us,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
winding  ### INSTRUCTION:   your  hobbledeh

[Assistant]
orn,  right  royal  post,  but,  aruah  sure,
pulse  of  our  slumber,  dreambookpage,  by  the  grace  of  Votre
Dame,  when  the  natural  morning  of  your  nocturne  blankmerges
into  the  national  morning  of  golden  sunup  and  Don  Leary  gets
his  own  back  from  old  grog  Georges  Quartos  as  that  goodship


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the
Jonnyjoys  takes  the  wind  from  waterloogged  Erin's  king,  you
will  shiff  across  the  Moylendsea  and  roun  ### INSTRUCTION: d  up  in  your  own
esc

[Assistant]
apology  some  canonisator's  day  or  other,  sack  on  back,  alack!
digging  snow,  (not  so.'^)  like  the  good  man  you  are,  with  your
picture  pockets  turned  knockside  out  in  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   rake  of  the  rain  for
fresh  remittances  and  from  that  till  this  in  any  case,  timus  tenant,
may  the  tussocks  grow  quickly  under  your  trampthickets  and
the  daisies  trip  lightly  over  your  battercops.

428

i

I.

Jaunty  Jaun,  as  I  was  shortly  before  that  mad  ### INSTRUCTION: e  aware,  next
halted  to  fetc

[Assistant] h  a  breath,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  first  cothurminous  leg  of  his  night-
stride  being  pulled  through,  and  to  loosen  (let  God's  son  now  be
looking  down  on  the  poor  prea  ### INSTRUCTION: mbler!)  both  of  his  bruised
brogues

[Assistant]
 that  were  plainly  made  a  good  bit  before  his  hosen  were,
at  the  weir  by  Lazar's  Walk  (for  far  and  wide,  as  large  as  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  was
lively,  was  he  noted  for  his  humane  treatment  of  any  kind  of
abused  footgear),  a  matter  of  maybe  nine  score  or  so  barrelhours
distance  off  as  truly  he  merited  to  do.  He  was  th  ### INSTRUCTION: ere,  you  could
planemetrically  see,  when  I  took  a  closer  look  at  him,  tha

[Assistant]
t  was  to
say,  (gracious  helpings,  at  this


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   rate  of  growing  our  cotted  child  o  ### INSTRUCTION: f
yestereve  will  soo

[Assistant]
n  fill  space  and  burst  in  systems,  so  speeds  the
instant!)  amply  altered  for  the  brighter,  though  still  the  graven
image  of  his  squarer  self  as  he  was  used  to  be,  perspiring  but
happy  notwithstanding  his  foot  was  still  asleep  on  him,  the  way
he  thought,  by  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   holy  januarious,  he  had  a  bullock's  hoof  in  his
buskin,  with  his  halluxes  so  splendid,  through  Ireland  untran-
scended,  bigmouthed  poesther,  propped  up,  restant,  against  a
butte  ### INSTRUCTION: rblond  warden  of  the  peace,  one  comestab

[Assistant]
ulish  Sigurdsen,
(and  where  a  better  than  such  exsearfaceman  to  rest  from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   roving
the  ladd  ### INSTRUCTION: yown  he  bootblacked?)  who,  buried  upright  like  the
Osbornes,  kozydozy,  had  tumbled  slumbersomely  on  sleep  at
night  duty  behind  the  curing  station,  equilebriated  amid  the
embracings  of  a  monopolized  bottle.

429

Now,  there

[Assistant]
 were  as  many  as  twentynine  hedge  daughters  out
of  Benent  Saint  Berched


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: 's  national  nightschool  (for  they  seemed
to  remember  how  it  was  still  a  once-upon-a-four  year)  learning
their  antemeridian  lesson  of  life,  under  its  tre  ### INSTRUCTION: e,  against  its  warn-
ing, beseated,  as  they  were,  upon  the  brinkspondy,  attracted  to
the  rarer

[Assistant]
ust  sight  of  the  first  human  yellowstone  landmark  (the
bear,  the  boer,  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   king  of  all  boors,  sir  Humphrey  his  knave
we  met  on  the  moors!)  while  they  paddled  away,  keeping  time
magnetic  ### INSTRUCTION: ally  with  their  eight  and  fifty  pedalettes,  playing  foolu-
fool  jouay  alio  misto  posto,  O  so  jaonickally,  all  barely  in  their
typtap  teens,  describing  a  charming  dactylogr

[Assistant] am  of  noct


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: urnes
though  repelled  by  the  snores  of  the  log  who  looked  stuck  to
the  sod  as  ever  and  oft,  when  liquefied,  (vil!)  he  murmoaned
abasourdly  in  his  Dutchener's  native,  visibly  unmoved,  over  his
treasure  trove  for  the  crown:  Doner  dead    ### INSTRUCTION: bedstead  mean  diggy
smuggy  flashy!

J

[Assistant] aun  (after  he  had  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  first    ### INSTRUCTION: place  doffed  a  hat  with  a  rein-
forced crown  and  bowed  to  all  the  others  in  that  chorus  of  praise
of  goodwill  girls  on  their  best  beehiviour  who  all  t

[Assistant]
hey  were  girls
all  rushing  sowarmly  for  the  post  as  buzzy  as  sie  could  bie  to  read
his  kisshands,  kittering  all  about,  rushing  and  making


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   a  tremen-
dous girlsfuss  over  him  pellmale,  their  jeime  premier  and  his  rosy-
posy  smile,  mussing  his  frizzy  hair  and  the  golliwog  curl  ### INSTRUCTION: s  of  him,
all,  but  that  one;  Finfria*s  fairest,  done  in  loveletters  like  a  trayful
of  c

[Assistant] loudberry  tartlets  (ain't  they  fine,  mighty,  mighty  fine


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and
honoured?)  and    ### INSTRUCTION: smilingly  smelling,  pair  and  pair  about,  broad
by  bread  and  slender  to  slimmer,

[Assistant]
 the  nice  perfumios  that  came
cunvy  peeling  off  him  (nice!)  which  was  angelic  simply,  savouring
of  wild  thyme  and  parsley  jumbled  with  breadcrumbs  (O  nice!)
and  feeling  his  full  fat  pouch  for  him  so  tactily  and  j


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ingaling
his  jellybags  for,  though  he  looked  a  young  chapplie  of  sixtine,
they  could  frole  by  his  manhood  that  he  was  just  the  killingest
ladykiller  all  by  kindness,  now  you,   ### INSTRUCTION:  Jaun,  asking  kindlily  (hillo,
missies!)  after  their  howareyous  at  all  with

[Assistant]
  those  of  their  dolly-
begs  (and  where's  Ag


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: atha's  lamb?  and  how  are  Bernadetta's
columbillas?  and  Juliennaw's    ### INSTRUCTION: tubberbunnies?  and  Eulalina'

[Assistant]
s

430

tuggerfunnies?)  he  next  went  on  (finefeelingfit!)  to  drop  a  few
stray  remarks  anent  their  personal  appearances  and  the  contrary
tastes  displayed  in  their  tight  kittycasques  and  their  smart  fricky-
frockies,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   asking  coy  one  after  sloy  one  had  she  read  Irish  legginds
and  gently  reproving  one  that  the  ham  of  her  horn  could  be
seen  below  ### INSTRUCTION:   her  hem  and  whispering  another  aside,  as  lavariant,
that  the  hook  of  her  hum  was  open  a  bittock  at  her  back  to  have
a  sideeye  to  that,  hom,  (and  all  of  co

[Assistant] urse


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   just  to  fill  up  a  form
out  of  pure  human  kindness  and  in  a  sprite  of  fun)  for  Jaun,  by
the  way,  was  by  the  way  of  becoming  (I  think  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  I  hop

[Assistant]
e  he  was)
the  most  purely  human  being  that  ever  was  called  man,  loving  all
up  and  down  the  whole  creation  from  Sampson's  tyke  to  Jones's
spr


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: at  and  from  ### INSTRUCTION:   the  King  of  all  Wrenns  down  to  infuserie

[Assistant]
s)  Jaun,
after  those  few  prelimbs  made  out  through  his  eroscope  the
apparition  of  his  fond  sister  Izzy  for  he  knowed  his  love  by  her
waves  of  splabashing  and  she  showed  him  proof  by  her  way  of
blabushing  nor  could  he  forget  her  so  tarnelly


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  easy  as  all  that
since  he  was  brotherbesides  her  benedict  godfather  and  heaven
knows  he  thought  the  world  and  his  life  of  her  sweet  heart  could
buy,  (brao!)  poor,  good,  true,  Jaun!

—  Sister  dearest,  Jaun  delivered  himself  with  express  cordia-  ### INSTRUCTION:
lity, marked  by  clearance

[Assistant] of  diction  and  general  delivery,  as  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: began  to  take  leave  of  his  scolastica  at    ### INSTRUCTION: once  so  as  to  gain  time
with  deep  affection,  we  honestly  believe  you  sorely  will  miss  us
the  moment  we  exit  yet  we  feel  as  a  martyr  to  the  dischurch  of
all  duty  that  it  is  about  time,  by

[Assistant]
Great  Harry,  we  would  shove
off  to  stray  on  our  long  last  journey


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  not  be  the  load  on  ye.  ### INSTRUCTION:
This  is  the  gross

[Assistant]
proceeds  of  your  teachings  in  which  we  were
raised,  you,  sis,  that  used  to  write  to  us  the  exceeding  nice  letters
for  presentation  and  would  be  telling  us  anun  (full  well  do  we
wont  to  recall  to  mind)  thy  oldworld  tales  of  homespinning  and
derringdo  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ### INSTRUCTION:  dieobscure  and  daddyho,  these  tales  which  reliter-
ately  whisked  off  our

[Assistant]
 heart  so  narrated  by  thou,  gesweest,  to
perfection,  our  pet  pupil  of  the  whole  rhythmetic  class  and  the
mainsay  of  our  erigenal  house,  the  time  we  younkers  twain  were
fairly  tossing  ourselves  (O  Phoebus!  O  Pollux!)  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  bed,  having

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been  laid  up  with  Castor's  oil  on  the  Parri  ### INSTRUCTION: sh's  syrup  (the  night
we  will  remember)  for  to  share  our  hard  suite  of  affections  with
thee.

I  rise,  O  fair  assemblage!  Andcommincio.  Now  then,  after
this  introit  of  exordium,  my  galaxy  girls,  quiproquo  of  directions
to  henservants

[Assistant] I


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   was  asking  his  advice  on  the  strict  T.T.  from
Father  Mike,  P.P.,  my  orationa  ### INSTRUCTION: l  dominican  and  confessor  doctor,
C.C.D.D.  (buy  the  birds,  he  was  saying  as  he  yerked  me  under
the  ribs  sermon  in  an  offrand  way  and  confidence  petween  peas
like  ourselves  in  soandso  man

[Assistant] y  nuncupiscent  words  about  how  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: had  been    ### INSTRUCTION: confarreating  teat-a-teat  with  two  viragos  intactas  about
what  an  awful  life  he  led,  poorish  priced,  uttering  mass  for  a
coppall  of  geldings  and  what  a  lawful  day  it  was,  there  and  then,
for  a  consommation  with  an  effusion

[Assistant]
and  how,  by  all  the  manny
larries  ate  pignatties,  how,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  hell  in  tunnels,  he'd  marry  me  any   ### INSTRUCTION:
old  buckling  time  as  flying  quick  as  he'd  look  at  me)  and  I  am
giving  youth  now  again  in  words  of  style  byaway  of  offertory
hisand  mikeadv

[Assistant]
ice,  an  it  place  the  person,  as  ere  he  retook  him
to  his  cure,  those  verbs  he  said  to  me.  From  above.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  The  most
eminent  bishop  titular  of  Dubloonik  to  all  his  purtybusses   ### INSTRUCTION:  in
Dellabelliney.  Comeallyedimseldamsels,  siddle  down  and  lissle
all!  Follow  me  close!  Keep  me  in  view!  Understeady  me  saries!
Which  is  to  all  pract

[Assistant]
ising  massoeurses  from  a  preaching  freer  and
be  a  gentleman  without  a  duster  before  a


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   parlourmade  with-
out a  spitch.  Now.  During  our  brief  apsence  from  this  furtive
feugtig  season  adhere   ### INSTRUCTION:  to  as  many  as  probable  of  the  ten  com-
mandments touching  pu

[Assistant]
rgations  and  indulgences  and  in  the  long
run  they  will  prove  for  your  better  guidance  along  your  path  of
right  of  way.  Where  the  lisieuse  are  we


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  what's  the  first  sing
to  be  sung.'^  Is  it  rubrics,  mandarimus,  pasqualines,  or  verdidads
is  in  it,  or  the  bruiselivid  indecores  of  estreme  voyoulence  and,
for  the  lover  of  li  ### INSTRUCTION: thurgy,  bekant  or  besant,  where's  the  fate's  to
be  wished  for.^  Several  sindays  a

[Assistant] fter  whatsintime.  I'll


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  sack  that  sick
server  the  minute  I  bless  him.  That  ### INSTRUCTION: 's  the  mokst  I  can  do  for  his
grapce.  Economy  of  movement,  axe  why  said.  I've  a  hop

[Assistant]
esome's
choice  if  I  chouse  of  all  the  sinkts  in  the  colander.  From  the  com-

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I

I

_

I

I

mon  for  ignitiousPurpalume  to  the  proper


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  Francisco  Ultramare,
last  of  scorchers,  third  of  snows,  in  terrorgammons   ### INSTRUCTION:  howdydos.
Here  she's,  is  a  bell,  that's  wares  in  heaven,  virginwhite,  Undetri-
gesima,  vikissy  manonna.  Doremon's!  The  same  or  similar  t

[Assistant]
o  be
kindly  observed  within  the  affianced  dietcess  of  Gay  OToole
and  Gloamy


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Gwenn   ### INSTRUCTION:  du  Lake  (Danish  spoken!)  from  Manducare
Monday  up  till  farrier's  siesta  in  china  dominos.  Words  taken  in
triumph,  my  sweet  assistance,  from  the  sufferant  pen  of  our  joco-
sus  inkerman  militant  of  the  reed  behind  the  ear.

Never  miss  your  lostsomewhere  mass  for  the  couple  in  Myles
you  b

[Assistant] utrose  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  brideworship.  Never  hate  mere  pork  which  is  bad
for  your  knife  of  a  good  friday.  Never  let  a  hog  of  the  howth
trample  under  ### INSTRUCTION: foot  your  linen  of  Killiney.  Never  play  lady's  game
for  the  Lord's  stake.  Never  lose  your  heart  away  till  you  win  his
diamond  back.  Make  a  strong  point  of  never  kicking  u

[Assistant]
p  your
r


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: umpus  over  the  scroll  end  of  sofas  in  the  Dar  Bey  Coll  Cafeteria
by  tootling  risky  apropos  songs  at  commercial  travellers'  smo  ### INSTRUCTION: kers
for  their  Columbian  nights  entertainments  the  like  of  White  limbs
they  never  stop  teasing  or  Minxy  was  a  Manxmaid  when  Murry
WOT  a  Man,  And,  by  the  bun,  is  it  you  goes  bisbui

[Assistant] ting


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   His  Esaus
and  Cos  and  then  throws  them  bag  in  the  box.'^  Why  the  tin's
nearly  empty.  First  thou  shalt  not  smile.  Twice  thou  shalt  not
love.  Lust,  thou  shalt  not  commix  idolatry.  Hip  co  ### INSTRUCTION: nfin

[Assistant]
ers  help
compunction.  Never  park  your  brief  stays  in  the  men's  con-
venience. Never  clean  your  buttoncups  with  your


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  dirty  pair  of
sassers.  Never    ### INSTRUCTION: ask  his  first  person  where's  your  quickest  cut  to
our  last  place.  Never  let  the  promising  hand  usemake  free  of
your  oncemaid  sacral.  The  soft  side  of  the  axe!  A  coil  of  cord,  a
colleen  coy,  a  blush  on  a  bush  turned  first  man's  laughter  into
wailful  moither.  O  f

[Assistant] oolish


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  cuppled!  Ah,  dice's  error!  Never  dip
in  the  ern  while  you've  browsers  on  your  suite.  Never  slip  the
silver  key  through  your  gate  of  golden  age.  Collide  with  man,
collude  with  mon  ### INSTRUCTION: ey.  Ere  you  sail  foreget  my  prize.  Where  you
truss  be  circumsp

[Assistant]
icious  and  look  before  you  leak,  dears.  Never
christen  medlard  apples


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   till  a  swithin  is  in  sight.  Wet  your  thistle
where  a  weed  is  and  you'll  rue    ### INSTRUCTION: it,  despyneedis.  Especially  beware

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please  of  being  at  a  party  to  any  demoralizing  home  life.  That
saps  a  chap.  Keep  cool  faith  i

[Assistant]
n  the  firm,  have  warm  hoep  in  the
house  and  begin  frem  athome  to  be  ch


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ary   ### INSTRUCTION:  of  charity.  Where  it
is  nobler  in  the  main  to  supper  than  the  boys  and  errors  of  out-
rager's  virtue.  Give  back  those  stolen  kisses;  restaure  those  all-
cotten  glooves.  Recollect  the  yella  perals  that  all  too  often  beset
green  gerils,  Rhidarhoda  and  Daradora,

[Assistant]
once  they  gethobby-
horsical,  playing


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   breeches  parts  for  Bessy  Sudlow  in  flesh-
coloured  pantos  instead  of  earthing  down  in  the  coalhole  trying
to  boil  the  big  gun's  dinner.  Leg-before- Wi  ### INSTRUCTION: cked  lags-behind-
Wall  where  here  Mr  Whicker  whacked  a  great  fall.  Femora-

[Assistant]
familla  feeled  it  a  candleliked  but  Hayes,  Conyngham  and  Erobin-
son


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  sware  it's  an  egg.  Forglim  mick  aye!  Stay,  forestand  and
tillgive  it!  Remember  the  biter's  bitters  I  shed  the  vigil  I  buried
our  Harlotte  Quai  from  poor  Mrs  Mangain's  of  Britain  Court  on
the  feast  of  Marie   ### INSTRUCTION:  Maudlin.  Ah,  who  would  wipe  her  weeper  dr^
and  lead  her  to  th

[Assistant] e  halter.'


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ^  Sold  in  her  heyday,  laid  in  the  straw,
bought  for  one  puny  petunia.  Moral:  if  you  can't  point  a  lily  get
to  henna  out  of  here!  Put  your  swell  foot  foremost  on  foulardy
pneu  ### INSTRUCTION: moni

[Assistant]
a  shertwaists,  irriconcilible  with  true  fiminin  risirvi-
tion  and  ribbons  of  lace,  limenick's  disgrace.


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Sure,  what  ### INSTRUCTION:   is

[Assistant]
it  on  the
whole  only  holes  tied  together, the  merest  and  transparent  washing-
tones  to  make  Languid  Lola's  lingery  longer.^  Scenta  Clauthes
stiffstuffs  your  hose  and  heartsies  full  of  temptiness.  Vanity  flee
and  Verity  fear!  Diobell!  Whalebones  and  buskbutts  may  hurt
you  (thwackaway  thwuck


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: !)  ### INSTRUCTION:   but  never  lay  bare  your  breast  sec-
ret (dickette's  place!)  to  joy  a  Jonas  in  the  Dolphin's  Barncar
with  your  meetual  fan,  Doveyed  Covetfilles,  comepulsing  payn-
attention  spasms  between  the  averthisment  for  Ulikah's  wine  and
a  pair  of  pulldoors  of  the  old  cupiosity  sha

[Assistant] pe.  There  you'll  fix


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
your  eyes  darkled  on  the  autocart  of  the  bringfast  cable  but  here
till  youre  martimorphysed  please  sit  still  face  to  face.  For  if  the
shorth  of  your  skorth  falls  down  to  his  knees  pray  how  wrong
will  he  look  till  he  rises?  Not  before  Gravesend  is  commuted.  But
now  re  ### INSTRUCTION: appears  Autist  Al

[Assistant] gy,  the  pul


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: cherma  ### INSTRUCTION: n  and  would-do  per-
former, oleas  Mr  Smuth,  stated  by  the  vice  crusaders  to  be  well

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i

known

[Assistant]
to  all  the  dallytaunties  in  and  near  the  ciudad  of  Buellas
Arias,  taking  you  to  the  playguehouse  to  see  the  Smirching  of
Venus  and  asking  with  whispered  offers  in  a  very  low  bearded
voice,  with


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   a  nice  little  tiny  manner  and  in  a  very  nice  little  tony
way,  won't  you  be  an  artist's  moral  and  pose  in  your  nudies    ### INSTRUCTION: as  a
local  esthetic  before  voluble  old  masters,  introducing  you,  left
to  right  the  party  comprises,  to  hogarths  like  Bottisilly  and
Titteretto  and  Vergognese  and  Coragg

[Assistant] io  with  their  extrahand


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: Mazzaccio,  plus  the  us  ### INSTRUCTION: ual  bilker's  dozen  of  dowdycameramen.
And  the  volses  of  lewd  Buylan,  for  innocence!  And  the  phylli-
sophies  of  Bussup  Bulkeley.  O,  the  frecklessness  of  t

[Assistant]
he  giddies
nouveautays!  There's  many's  the  icepolled  globetopper  is  haunt-
ed by  the  hottest  spot  under  his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   equator  like  Ramrod,  the  meaty
hunter,  always  jaeger  for  a  thrust.  The  back  beautiful,  the  un-
draped  divine!  And  Suzy's  Moedl's  with  their  Blue  Danuboyes!
All  blah!  Viper's  vapid  v  ### INSTRUCTION: ilest!  Put  off  the  old  man  at  the  very
font  and  get

[Assistant] right  on  with  the  nutty  sparker  round  the  back.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
Slip  your  oval  out  of  touch  and  let  the   ### INSTRUCTION:  paravis  be  your  goal.
Up  leather.  Prunella,  convert  your  try!  Stick

[Assistant]
  wicks  in  your  ear-
shells  when  you  hear  the  prompter's  voice.  Look  on  a  boa  in
his  beauty  and  you'll  never  more  wear  your  strawberry  leaves.
Rely  on  the  relic.  What  bondman  ever  you


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  bind  on  earth  I'll  be
bound  'twas  combined  in  heme  ### INSTRUCTION: l.  Keep  airly  hores  and  the  worm
is  yores.  Dress  the  pussy  for  her  nighty  and  follow  her  piggy-
tails  up  their  way  to  Winkyland.  See  little  poupeep  she's

[Assistant]
  firsht
ashleep.  After  having  sat  your  poetries  and  you  know  what
happens  when  ch


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ine  throws  over  jupan.  Go  to  doss  with
the  poulterer,  you  under  ### INSTRUCTION: stand,  and  shake  up  with

[Assistant]
 the  milch-
mand.  The  Sully  van  vultures  are  on  the  prowl.  And  the
hailies  fingringmaries.  Tobaccos  tabu  and  toboggan's  a  back
seat.  Secret  satieties  and  onanymous  letters  make  the  great  un-
watch


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ed  as  bad  as  their  betters.  Don't  on  any  account  acquire
a  paunchon  for  that  alltoocommon  fagbutt  ### INSTRUCTION:   habit  of  frequenting
and  chumming  together  with

[Assistant]
 the  braces  of  couples  in  Mr  Tun-
nelly's  hallways  (smash  it)  wriggling  with  lowcusses  and  cock-
chafers and  vamps  and  rodants,  with  the  end  to  commit


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  acts  of

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interstipital  indecency  as  between  twineties  and  tapegarters.
fingerpats  on  fondlepets,  under  the  couvrefeu  act.  It's  the  thin
end;  wedge  your  steps!  Your  high  powered  hefty  hoyden  thinks
nothing  of  ramping  through   ### INSTRUCTION:  a  whole  suite  of  smokeless  hus-
bands. Three  minute

[Assistant] s  Fm  counting  you.  Woooooon.  No  trich


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ing
now!  G  ### INSTRUCTION: ive  me  that  when  I  tell  you!  Raga^a  ladra!  And  is  that
any  plac

[Assistant]
e  to  be  smuggling  his  madam's  apples  up.'^  Deceitful
jade.  Gee  wedge!  Begor,  I  like  the  way  they're  half  cooked.
Hold,  flay,  grill,  fire  that  laney  feeling  for  kosenkissing  disgeni-
cally  within  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   proscribed  limits  like  Population  Peg  on  a  hint  or
twim  clandestinely  does  be  doing  to  Temptation  Tom,  atkings
questions  in  barely  and  snakking  svarewords  like  a    ### INSTRUCTION: nursemagd.
While  there's  men-a'war  on  the  say  there'll  be  loves-o'women
on  the  do.  Love  through  the  usual  c

[Assistant]
hannels,  cisternbrothelly,
when  properly  dis


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: infected  and  taken  neat  in  the  g  ### INSTRUCTION: enerable  way
upon  retiring  to  roost  in  the  company  of  a  husband-in-law  or
other  respectable  relative  of  an  apposite  sex,  not  love  that  leads
by  the  nose  as  I  foresmellt  but  canalised  love,  you  und

[Assistant]
erstand,
does  a  felon  good,  suspiciously  if  he  has  a  slugger's  liver  but  I
cannot  belab


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: our  the  point  too  ardently  (and  after  the  lessions  of
experience  I  speak  from  inspiration)  that  fetid  spirits  is  the  thief
of  prurities,  so  none  of  your  twenty  rod  cherrywhisks  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  me
daughter!  At  the  Cat  and  Coney  or  the  Spotted  Dog.  And  at
2bis  Lot's  Road.  When  parties  get

[Assistant]
 tight  for  each  other  they  lose
all


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ### INSTRUCTION:   respect  together.  By  the  stench  of  her  fizzle  and  the  glib  of  her
gab  know  the  drunken  draggletail  Dublin  drab.  You'll  pay  for
each  bally

[Assistant]
sorraday  night  every  billing  sumday  morning.  When
the  night  is  in  May  and  the  moon  shines  might.  We  won't  meeth
in  Navan  till  you  try  to  give  the  K


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ellsfrieclub  the  goby.  Hill  or
hollow,  Hull  or  Hague!  And  beware  how  you  dare  of  wet  cock-
tails in  Kildare   ### INSTRUCTION:  or  the  same  may  see  your  wedding  driving  home
from  your  wake.  Mades  of  ashens  when  you  flirt  spoil  the  lad
but  spare  his  shirt!  Lay  your  lilylike  long  hi

[Assistant]
s  shoulder  but  buck
back  if  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  buts  bolder  and  just  hep  your  homely  hop  and  heed
no  horning  but  if  you've  got  s  ### INSTRUCTION: ome  brainy  notion  to  raise  cancan
and  rouse  commotion  I'll  be  apt  to  flail  that  tail  f

[Assistant]
or  you  till  it's

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I

1

horning.  Let  the  love  ladleliked  at  the  eye  girde  your  gastricks
in  the  gym.  Nor  must


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   you  omit  to  screw  the  lid  firmly  on  that
jazz  jiggery  and  kick  starts.  Bumping  races  on  the  flat  and  p  ### INSTRUCTION: oint
to  point  over  obstacles.  Ride  wheeling  that  acclivisciously  up
windy  Rutland  Rise  and  insighting  rebellious  northers  before  the
sa

[Assistant]
unter  of  the  city  of  Dunlob.  Then  breretonbiking  on  the  free
with  your


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  airs  of  go-be-dee  and  your  heel  ### INSTRUCTION: s  upon  the  handlebar

[Assistant]
s.
Berrboel  brazenness!  No,  before  your  corselage  rib  is  decartilaged,
that  is  to  mean  if  you  have  visceral  ptossis,  my  point  is,  making
allowances  for  the  fads  of  your  weak  abdominal  wall  and  your
liver  asprewl,  vinvin,  vinvin,  or  should  you


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   feel,  in  shorts,  as
th  ### INSTRUCTION: ough  you  needed  healthy  physicking  exorcise  to  flush  your
kidneys,  you  understand,  and  move  that  twelffinger  bowe

[Assistant]
l  and
threadworm  inhibitating  it,  lassy,  and  perspire  freely,  lict  your
lector  in  the  lobby  and  why  out  you  go  by  the  ostiary  on  to
the  dirt  track  and  skip!  Be  a  sportive


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: .  Deal  with  Nature  the  great
greengrocer  and  pay  regularly  the  monthlies.  Your  Punt's  Per-
fume's only  in  the  hatpinny  shop  beside  the  reek  of  the  rawny.
It's  more  important  than  air — I  mean  than  eats — air  (Oop,  I
never  open   ### INSTRUCTION:  m

[Assistant]
omouth  but  I  pack  mefood  in  it)  and  promotes  that
natural  emotion.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:    ### INSTRUCTION: Stamp  out  bad  eggs.  Why  so  many  puddings
prove  disappointing,  as  Dietician  says,  in  Creature  Comforts
Causeries,  and  why  so  much  soup  is  so  muck  slop.  If  we
could

[Assistant]
  fatten  on  the  elizabeetons  we  wouldn't  have  teeth  like
the  hippopotamians.  However.  Likewise  if  I  were  in  your
envelope  shirt  I'd  keep  my


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   weathereye  well  cocked  open  for
your  furnished  lodge  ### INSTRUCTION: rs  paying  for  their  feed  on  tally  with
company  and  piano  tunes.  Only  stuprifying  yourself!  The  too
friendly  friend  sort,  Mazourikawitch  or  some  ot

[Assistant]
her  sukinsin  of
a  vitch,  who  he's  kommen  from  olt  Pannonia  on  this  porpoise
whom  sue  stooderin  about  the  maul


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and  femurl  artickles  and  who
mix  himself  so  at  home  mid  the  musik  and  spanks  the  ivory
that  lovely  for  this  your  Mistro  Melosiosus  MacShine  MacShane
may  soon  prove  your  undoing  and  bane  through  the  suc  ### INSTRUCTION: ceeding
years  of  rain  should  you,

[Assistant]
whilst  Jaun  is  from  home,  get  used  to
basking  in  his  loverslowlap,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   inordinately  clad,  moustacheteasing,

437

when  closehended  together  behind  locked  doors,  kissing  steadily,
(malbongusta,  it's  not  the  thing  you  know!)  with    ### INSTRUCTION: the  calfloving
selfseeker,

[Assistant]
under  the  influence  of  woman,  inching  up  to  you,  dis-
arranging your  modesties  and  fumbling  with  his  forte  paws  in  your
bodice  after  your


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  billy  doos  twy  as  a  first  g  ### INSTRUCTION: o  oif  (take  care,  would
you  stray  and  split  on  me!)  and  going  on  doing  his  idiot  every
time  you  gave  him  his  chance  to

[Assistant]
 get  thick  and  play  pigglywiggly,
making  much  of  you,  bilgetalking  like  a  ditherer,  gougouzoug,
about  your  glad  neck  and  the  round  globe


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  the  white  milk  and
the  red  raspberries  (O  horrifier!)  and   ### INSTRUCTION:  prying  down  furthermore  to
chance  his  lucky  arm  with  his  pregnant  questions  up  to  our  past
lives.  What  has  that  caught  to  sing  with  him?  The  next  fling
you'll

[Assistant]
  be  squitting  on  the  Tubber  Nakel,  pouring  pitchers  to  the
well  for  old  Gloatsdane's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   glorification  and  the  postequities  of
the  Black  Watch,  peeping  private  from  the  Bush  and  Rangers.
And  our  local  bus  ### INSTRUCTION: ybody,  talker-

[Assistant]
go-bragk.  Worse  again!  Ofl"  of
that  praying  fan  on  to  them  priars!  It  would  be  a  whorable  state
of  affairs  altogether  for  the  redcolumnists  of  presswritten  epics,
Peter  Paragraph  and  Paulus  P


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: uff,  (Fm  keepsoaking  them  to  cover
my  concerts)  to  get  ahold  of  for  their  balloons  and  shoot  you
private  by  surprise,  considering  the  mar  ### INSTRUCTION: riage  slump  that's  on  this
oil  age  and  pulexes  three  shillings  a  pint  and  wives  at  six  and
seven  when  domestic  calamities  belame  p

[Assistant]
ar  and  newlaids  bellow
mar  for  the  twenty  twoto


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: osent  time  thwealthy  took  thousands
in  the  slack  marc  ### INSTRUCTION: h  of  civilisation  were  you,  becoming  guilty  of
unleckylike  intoxication  to  have  and  to  hold,  to  pig  and  to  pay
direct  connection,  qua  intervener,  with  a  prominent  married  mem-
ber of  the  vicereeking  squad  and,  in  consequence  of  the  therein-
under  subpe

[Assistant] nas,  be  flummoxed  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  second  degree  by  becoming  a
detestificated  companykeeper  on  the  dammymonde  of  Luca-
lamplight.  Anything  but  that,  for  the  fear  and  love  of  gold!  Once
and    ### INSTRUCTION: for  all,  I'll  have  no  college  swankies  (you  see,  I  am  well
voiced  in  love's  arsenal  and  all  its  overtures  from  collion  boys
to  colleen

[Assistant] b


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: awns  so  I  have  every  reason  to  know  that  rogues'
gallery  of  nightbirds  and  bitchfanciers,  lucky  duffs  and  light   ### INSTRUCTION:
lindsays,  haughty  hamiltons  and  gay  gordons,  dosed,  doctored

438

I

i

and  otherwise,  messing  around  skirts  and  what  their  fickling  in-
tentions look  lik

[Assistant] e,  you  make  up  your  mind  to  that)  trespassing


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: on  your  danger  zone  in  the  dancer  years.   ### INSTRUCTION:  If  ever  I  catch  you  at  it,
mind,  it's  you  that  will  cocottch  it!  Til  tackle  you  to  feel  if  you
have  a  few  devils  in  you.  Holy  gun,  I'll  give  it  to  you,  hot,  high
and  heavy  before  you  can  say  s

[Assistant]
edro!  Or  may  the  maledictions
of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Lousyfear  fall  like  nettlerash  on  the  white  friar's  father  that
converted  from  moonshi  ### INSTRUCTION: ne  the  fostermother  of  the  first  nancy-
free  that  ran  off  after  the  trumpadour  that  mangled  Moore's  melo-
dies and  so  upturned  t

[Assistant]
he  tubshead  of  the  stardaft  journal  writer
to  inspire  the  prime  finisher  to  fellhim  the  firtree


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  out  of  which
Cooper  Funnymore  planed  the  flat  of  ### INSTRUCTION:   the  beerbarrel  on  which
my  grandydad's  lustiest  sat  his  seat  of  unwisdom  with  my  tante's
petted  sister

[Assistant]
for  the  cause  of  his  joy!  Amene.

Poof!  There's  puff  for  ye,  begor,  and  planxty  of  it,  all  abound
me  breadth!  Glor  galore


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  glory   ### INSTRUCTION:  be!

[Assistant]
 As  broad  as  its  lung  and
as  long  as  a  line!  The  valiantine  vaux  of  Venerable  Val  Vous-
dem.  If  my  jaws  must  brass  away  like  the  due  drops  on  my  lay.
And  the  topnoted  delivery  you'd  expected  be  me  invoice!  Theo
Dunnohoo's  warning  from  Daddy  O'Dowd.  Whoo.^  What


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   I'm
wondering  to  myselfwhose  for  there's  a  strong  tendency,  to  put
it  mildly,  by  making  me  the  medium.  I  feel  spirts  of  itchery  out-
ching  out  from  all  over  me  and  only  for  the  sludgehum  ### INSTRUCTION: mer's
force  in  my  hand  to  hold  them  the  darkens  alone  knows  what' 1

[Assistant]
1
who'll  be  saying  of  next.  However.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Now,  before  my  upperotic
rogister,  something  ni  ### INSTRUCTION: ce.  Now.^  Dear  Sister,  in  perfect  leave  again  I
say  take  a

[Assistant]
 brokerly  advice  and  keep  it  to  yourself  that  we,  Jaun,  first
of  our  name  here  now  make  all  receptacles  of,  free  of  price.  Easy,
my  dear,  if  they  tingle  you  either  say  nothing  or  nod.  No  cheek


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: a-
cheek  with  chipperchapper,  you  and  your  last  mashboy  and  the
padre  in  the  pulpbox  enumerating  you  his  nostrums.  Be  vacillant
over  those  vigilant  who  w  ### INSTRUCTION: ould  leave  you  to  belave  black  on  white.
Close  in

[Assistant]
for  psychical  hijiniks  as  well  but  fight  shy  of  mugpunters.
I'd  burn  the  books  that  grieve  you


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  light  an  ### INSTRUCTION:   allassundrian  bom-
pyre  that  would  suffragate  Tome  Plyfire  or  Zolfanerole.  Perousse
instate  your  Weekly  Standerd^  our  verile  organ  that  is  ethelred  by  all  ^'^

439

pressdom

[Assistant]
.  Apply  your  five  wits  to  the  four  verilatest.  The  Arsdi-
ken's  An  Traitey  on  Miracula  or  Viewed


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  to  Death  hy  a  Priest
Hunter  is  still  first  in  the  field  despite  the  castle  bar,  William
Archer's  a  rompan  good  cathalogue  and  he'll  give  you  a  riser  on
the  route  to  our  nazional  labronry.    ### INSTRUCTION: Skim  over  Through  Hell
with  the  Papes  (mostly  boys)  by

[Assistant]
the  divine  comic  Denti  Alligator
(exsponging  your  index)


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and  find  a  quip  in  a  quire  arisus  aream
from  bastardt  ### INSTRUCTION: itle  to  father)  ohnson.  Swear  aloud

[Assistant]
by  pious  fiction
the  like  of  Lentil  Lore  by  Carnival  Cullen  or  that  Percy  Wynns
of  our  S.  J.  Finn's  or  Pease  in  Plenty  by  the  Curer  of  Wars,
licensed  and  censered  by  our  most  picturesque  pre


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: lates.  Their
Graces  of  Linzen  and  Petitbois,  bishops  of  Hibernites,  licet  ut
lebanusj  for  expansion  on  the  promises,  the  two  best  se  ### INSTRUCTION: lls  on  the
market  this  luckiest  year,  set  up  by  Gill  the  father,  put  out  by  Gill
the  son  and  circulating  disimally  at  Gillydehoo

[Assistant]
ly's  Cost.  Strike  up
a  nodding  acquaintance


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   for  our  doctrine  with  the  works  of  old
Mrs  Trot,  senior,  and  Manoel  Canter,  junior,  and  Loper  de  Figas,
nates  maximum.  I  used  to  follow  Mary  Liddlelambe's  flitsy  tales,
espicially  with  the  scentaminted  sauce.   ### INSTRUCTION:  S

[Assistant]
ifted  science  will  do  your
arts  good.  Egg  Laid  by  Former  Cock  and  With  Flageo


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: lettes  in  Send
Fanciesland,  Chiefly  girls.  Trip  over  sacramental  tea  into  the  long
lives  of  our  saints  and  saucerdot  ### INSTRUCTION: es,  with  vignettes,  cut  short  into
instructual  primers  by  those  in  authority  for  the  bittermint  of  your

[Assistant]
soughts.  Forfet  not  the  palsied.  Light  a  match  for  poor  old
Contrabally  and  send  some  balmoil


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   for  the  schizmatics.  A  hemd
in  need  is  aye  a  friendly  deed.  Remember,  maid,  thou  dust  art
powder  but  Cinderella  thou  must   ### INSTRUCTION:  return  (what  are  you  robbing
her  sleeve  for,  Ruby.^  And  pull  in  your  tongue,  Polly!).  Cog  that
out  of  your  teen  times,  everyone.  The  lad  who  brooks  no
breaches  lifts  th

[Assistant] e


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  lass  that  toffs  a   ### INSTRUCTION:  tailor.  How  dare  ye  be  laughing
out  of  your  mouthshine  at  the  lack  of  that.^  Keep  cool  your  fresh
chastity  which  is  far  better  far.  Sooner  than  part  with  that  vesta-
lite  emerald  of  the  first  importa

[Assistant]
nce,  descended  to  me  by  far  from
our  family,  which  you  treasure  up  so  closely  where  extremes


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
meet,  nay,  mozzed  lesmended,  rather  let  the  whole  ekumene
universe  belong  to  merry  Hal  and  do  whatever  his  Mary  well

440

i

t

I

likes.  When  the  gong  goes  for  hor  ### INSTRUCTION: nets-two-n

[Assistant]
est  marriage  step
into  your  harness  and  strip  off  that  nullity  suit.  Faminy,  hold
back!  For  the  race  is  to  the  rashest  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  the  romping,  jomping
rushes  of.  Haul  Seton's  down,  black,  green  and  grey,  and  hoist
Mikealy's  whey  and  sawdus  ### INSTRUCTION: t.  What's  overdressed  if  underclothed.'^
Poposht  forstake  me  knot  where  there's  white  lets

[Assistant]
 ope.  Whisht!
Blesht  she  that  walked  with  good  Jook  Humprey  for  he  made
her


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   happytight.  Go!  You  can  down  all  the  dripping  you  can
dumple  to,  and  bu  ### INSTRUCTION: ffkid  scouse  too  ad  libidinum,  in  these  lassi-
tudes if  you've  parents  and  things  to  look  af

[Assistant]
ter.  That  was  what
stuck  to  the  Comtesse  Cantilene  while  she  was  sticking  out  Mavis
Toffeelips  to  feed  her  soprannated  huspals


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  and  it  is  henceforth
associated  with  her    ### INSTRUCTION: names.  La  Dreeping!  Die  Droopink!  The  v-^ ' ^"  '^^
inimitable  in  puresuet  of  the  inevitable!  There's  nothing  to  touch
it,  we  are  taucht,  unless  she'd  care  for  a  mouth

[Assistant]
pull  of  white  pud-
ding for  the  wish  is  on  her  rose  marine  and  the  lunchlight


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   in  h  ### INSTRUCTION: er
eye,  so  when  you  pet  the  rollingpin  write  my  name  on  the  pie.
Guard  that  gem.  Sissy,  rich  and  rare,  ses  he.  In  this  cold  old
worold  who'll  feel  it?  Hum!  The  jewel  you're  all  so  cracked
about  there's  flitty  few  of  t

[Assistant]
hem  gets  it  for  there's  nothing  now
but  the  sable  stoles


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  a  ### INSTRUCTION:   runabout  to  match  it.  Sing  him  a  ring.
Touch  me  low.  And  I'll  lech  ye  so,  my  soandso.  Show  and  show.
Show  on  show.  She.  Shoe.  Shone.

[Assistant]
Divulge,  sjuddenly  jouted  out  hardworking  Jaun,  kicking
the  console  to  his  double  and  braying  aloud  like  Brahaam's  ass,  9t^


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: /^^^r^^
and,  as   ### INSTRUCTION:  his  voixehumanar  swelled  to  great,  clenching  his  manlies,
so  highly  strong  was  he,  man,  and  gradually  quite  warming  to
her  (there  must  have  been  a  power  of  kinantics  in  that  b

[Assistant]
uel
of  gruel  he  gobed  at  bedgo)  divorce  into  me  and  say  the  cur-
name  in  undress  (if


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   you  get  into  trouble  with  a  party  you  are
not  likely  to  forget  his  appearance  either  ### INSTRUCTION: )  of  any  lapwhelp  or
sleevemongrel  who  talks  to  you  upon  the  road  where  he  tuck
you  to  be  a  roller,  O,  (the  goattanned  saxopeeler  upshotdown
chigs  peel  of  him!)  and  v

[Assistant]
olunteers  to  trifle  with  your  round-
lings


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   for  profferred  glass  and  dough,  the  ### INSTRUCTION:   marrying  hand  that
his  leisure  repents  of,  without  taking  out  his  proper  password

441

[Assistant]
from  the  eligible  ministriss  for  affairs  with  the  black  fremdling,
that  enemy  of  our  country,  in  a  cleanlooking  light  and  I  don't
care  a  tongser's  tammany  hang  who  the  mucky  is  nor  twoo
hoots  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  corner  nor  three  shouts  on  a  hill  (were  he  even
a  constantineal  namesuch  of  my  very  own,  Attaboy  Knowling,
and  like  enoch  to  my  townmajor   ### INSTRUCTION:  ancestors,  the  two  that  are
taking  out  their  divorces  in  the  Spooksbury  courts  circuits,
Rere  Uncle  Remus,  the  Baas  of  Eboracum  and  Old  Fathe

[Assistant]
r
Ulissabon


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Knickerbocker,  the  lanky  sire  of  Wolverhampton,
about  their  bristelings),  but  as  true  a  ### INSTRUCTION: s  there's  a  soke  for  sakes  in
Twoways  Peterborough  and  sure  as  home  we  come  to  newsky
prospect  fr

[Assistant]
om  west  the  wave  on  schedule  time  (if  I  came  any
quicker  I'll  be  right  back  before  I  left)  from  the  land


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   of    ### INSTRUCTION: breach
of  promise  with  Brendan's  mantle  whitening  the  Kerribrasilian
sea  and  March's  pebbles

[Assistant]
 spinning  from  beneath  our  footslips  to
carry  fire  and  sword,  rest  insured  that  as  we  value  the  very  name
in  sister  that  as  soon  as  we  do  possibly  it  will  be  a  poor  lookout
for  that  insister.  He's  a  markt  man  from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   that  hour.  And  why  do
we  say  that,  you  may  query  me?  Quary?  Guess!  Call'st  thou?
Think  and  think  and  ### INSTRUCTION:   think,  I  urge  on  you.  Muffed!  The  wrong
porridge.  You  are  an  ignoratis!  Because  then  probably  we'll
dumb  well  soon  show  him  what  the  Shaun  way  is  like  how  w

[Assistant]
e'll
go  a  long  way


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   towards  breaking  his  outsider's  face  for  him  for
making  up  to  you  with  his  bringthee  balm  of  Gaylad  and  his
singthee  songs  of  Arupee,  chancetrying  my  ward's  head  into
sanctuary  before  feeling  with  his  two    ### INSTRUCTION: dimensions  for  your  nup-
tial

[Assistant] dito.  Ohibow,  if  I  was  Blonderboss  I'd  gooandfrighthisdual


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: -
man!  Now,  we'll  tell  you  what  we'll  do  to  be  sicker  instead  of
compensation.  We'll  he'll  burst  our  his  mouth  like  Leary  to  the
Leinsterface  and  reduce  he'll  we'll  ournhisn  liniments  to  a
poolp.  Open  the  door  softly,  somebody  wants  ### INSTRUCTION:   y

[Assistant]
ou,  dear!  You'll
hear  him  calling  you,  bump,  like  a


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   blizz,  in  the  muezzin  of  the
turkest  night.  Come  on  now,  pill  ### INSTRUCTION: arbox!  I'll  stiffen  your  scribeall,
broken  reed!  That'll  be  it,  grand  operoar  style,

[Assistant]
  even  should  I,
with  my  sleuts  of  hogpew  and  cheekas,  have  to  coomb  the  brash
of  the  libs  round  Close  Saint  Patrice  to  lay  my


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   louseboob  on  his

442

i

behaitch  like  solitar.  We  are  all  eyes.  I  have  his  quoram  of
images  all  on  my  retinue,  Mohomadhawn  Mike.  Brassup!  More-
over a  ### INSTRUCTION: fter  that,  bad  manners  to  me,  if  I  don't  think  strongly  about
giving  the

[Assistant]
brotherkeeper  into  custody  to  the  first  police  bubby
cunstabless  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Dora's  Diehards  in  the  field  I  might  chance  to  pwuM>=
follopon.  Or  for  that  matter,  for  your  information,  if  I  get  the
wind  up  what  do  you  bet  in  the  buckets  of  my  wrath  I  mightn't
even  ta  ### INSTRUCTION: ke  it  into  my  progromme,  a

[Assistant]
s  sweet  course,  to  do  a  rash  act
and  pitch  in  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   swing  for  your  perfect  stranger  in  the  meadow   ### INSTRUCTION:
of  heppiness  and  then  wipe  the  street  up  with  the  clonmellian,
pending

[Assistant]
  my  bringing  proceedings  verses  the  joyboy  before  a
bunch  of  magistrafes  and  twelve  good  and  gleeful  men?  Filius
nullius  per  fas  et  nefas.  It  should  prove  more  or  less  of  an  event
and  show


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  widest  federal  in  my  cup.  He'll  have  pansements
then  for  his  pensamientos,  howling  for  peace.  Pretty  knocks,  I
promise  him  with  ### INSTRUCTION:   plenty  burkes  for

[Assistant]
  his  shins.  Dumnlimn  wimn
humn.  In  which  case  I'll  not  be  complete  in  fighting  lust  until  I
contrive  to  half  kill  your  Charley  you're  my  darling  for


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  you  ### INSTRUCTION:   and
send  him  to  Home  Surgeon  Hume,

[Assistant]
  the  algebrist,  before  his  ap-
pointed time,  particularly  should  he  turn  out  to  be  a  man  in  brown
about  town,  Rollo  the  Gunger,  son  of  a  wants  a  flurewaltzer  to
Arnolff's,  picking  up  ideas,  of  well  over  or  about  fiftysix  or  so,
pithec


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: oid  proportions,  with  perhops  five  foot  eight,  the  usual
X  Y  Z  type,  R.C.  Toe  H,  nothing  but  claret,  not  in  the  studbook
by  a  long  stortch,  with  a  toothbrush  moustache  and  jawcrockeries,  ### INSTRUCTION:

[Assistant]
alias  grinner  through  collar,  and  of  course  no  beard,  meat  and
colmans  suit,  with  tar's  baggy  slacks


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  obviously  too  roomy  for
him  and  s  ### INSTRUCTION: pringside  boots,  washing  tie,  Father  Mathew's  bridge
pin,  sipping  some  Wheatley's  at  Rhoss's  on  a  barstool,  with  some
pubpal  of  the  Olaf  Stout  kidney,  always  trying  to  poorchase  mov-
ables by  hebdomedaries  for  to  putt  in  a  new  house  to  loot,

[Assistant]
cigarette
in  his  holder,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   with  a  good  job  and  pension  in  Buinness's,  what
about  our  trip  to  Normandy  style  conversation,  with  an  oc-
casional  ### INSTRUCTION:  they  say

[Assistant]
  that  filmacoulored  featured  at  the  Mothrapurl
skrene  about  Michan  and  his  lost  angeleens  is  corkyshows  do
morvaloos,  blueygreen  eyes  a  bit  scummy  developing  a  series  of

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[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  boils  with  certain  references  to  the  Deity,  seeking  relief
in  alcohol  and  so  on,  general  omnibus  character  with  a  dash  of
railwaybrain,  stale  cough  and  an  occasional  twinge  of  claudication,  ### INSTRUCTION:
having  his  favourite  fecundclass  family  of  upwards  of  a  decade,
both  barefoot

[Assistant]
and  loadenbrogued,  to  boot  and  buy  off,  Imean.

So  let  it


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   be  a  knuckle  or  an  elbow,  I  hereby  admonish  you!
It  may  all  be  topping  fun  but  it's  tip   ### INSTRUCTION:  and  run  and  touch  and  flow
for  every  whack  when  Marie  stop

[Assistant]
es  Phil  fluther's  game  to  go.
Arms  arome,  side  aside,  face  into  the  wall.  To  the  tumble  of  the
toss  tot  the  trouble  of  the  sw


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: addled,  O.  And  lest  there  be  no
misconception.  Miss  Forstowelsy,  over  who    ### INSTRUCTION: to  fasten  the  plight-
forlifer  on  (threehundred  and  thirty  three  to  one  on  Rue  the
Day!)  when  the  nice  litde  smellar  squall

[Assistant]
s  in  his  crydle  what  the
dirty  old  bigger*ll  be  squealing  through  his  coughin  you  better
keep  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  gunbarrel  straight  around  vokseburst  as  I  recommence
you  to  (you  gypseyeyed  baggage,  do  you  hear  what  Tm  praying.'^)
or,    ### INSTRUCTION: Gash,  without  butthering  my  head  to  assortail  whose  stroke
forced  or  which  struck  backly,  Pll  be  all  over  you  myselx  hori-
zontal

[Assistant] ly, as  the  straphanger  said,  for


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  knocking  me  with  my  name
and  yourself  and  your  babybag  down  at  such  a  greet  sacrifice  with
a  rap  of  the  gavel  to  a  third  price  cowhandler  as  c  ### INSTRUCTION: heap  as  the  nig

[Assistant]
-
gerd's  dirt  (for  sale!)  or  Fll  smack  your  fruitflavoured  jujube  lips
well  for  you,  so  I  will  well  for  you,  if  you  don't


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  keep  a  civil  tongue
in  your  pigeonhouse.  The  pleasures  of  love  lasts  but  a  fleeting  but
the  pledges  of  life  outlusts  a  lieftime.  I'll  have  it  in  f  ### INSTRUCTION: or  you.  Til
teach  you  bed  minners,  tip  for  tap,  to  be  playing  your  oddaugghter
tangotricks  with  micky  dazzlers  if  I  f

[Assistant]
ind  corsehairs  on  your
river


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: -frock  a  ### INSTRUCTION: nd  the  squirmside  of  your  burberry  lupitally  covered
with  chiflchafl*  and  shavings.  Up  Rosemiry  Lean  and  Potanasty
Rod  you  wos,  wos  you.'^  I  overstand  you,  you  understand.  Ask-
ing Annybettyelsas  to  carry  your  parcels  and  yo

[Assistant]
u  dreaming  of
net  glory.  You'll  ging  naemaer  wi'Wolf  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Ganger.  Cutting
chapel,  were  you?  and  had  dates  with  slickers  in  particular
hotels,  had  we?  Lonely  went  to  play  your  mother,  isod?  You  was
wiflr  ### INSTRUCTION: iends?  Hay,  dot'

[Assistant]
s  a  doll  yarn!  Mark  mean  then!  I'll  homeseek
you,  Luperca  as  sure  as  there's  a  palatine  in  Limerick  and  in

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f


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:

4

'  i
1

.  1
I  i

I

striped  conference  here's  how.  Nerbu  de  Bios!  If  you  twos  goes
to  walk  upon  the  railway,  Gard,  and  I'll  goad  to  beat  behind  the
bush!  See  ### INSTRUCTION:   to  it!  Snip!  It's  up  to

[Assistant]
  you.  I'll  be  hatsnatching  harrier

to  hiding  huries  hinder  hedge.  Snap


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: !  I'll  tear  up  your  limpshades
and  lock  all  your  trotters  in  the  closet,  I  will,  and  cut  your  silk-
skin  into  garters.  You'll  give  up  your  ask  unbrodhel  ways  when
I  make  you  reely  smart.  So  skelp  your  budd  and  kiss  the  hur  ### INSTRUCTION: t!
ril  have  plenary  sadisfaction,  plays  the  bishop,

[Assistant] for  your


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  partial's
indulgences  if  your  my  rodeo  gell.  Fair  man  and  foul  suggestion.
There's  a  lot  of  lecit  pleasure  coming  bangslanging  ### INSTRUCTION:   your  way.
Miss  Pinpernelly  satin.  For  your  own  good,  you  unde

[Assistant]
rstand,  for
the  man  who  lifts  his  pud  to  a  woman  is  saving  the  way  for
kindness.  You'll  rebmemer  your  mottob  Aveh


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Tiger   ### INSTRUCTION:  Roma
mikely  smarter  the  nickst  time.  For  I'll  just  draw  my  prancer
and  give  you  one  splitpuck  in  the  crupper,  you  understand,  that
will  bring  the  poppy  blush  of  shame  to  your  peony  hindmost  till
you  yelp  pap

[Assistant]
apardon  and  radden  your  rhodatantarums  to  the
beat  of  calorrubordolor,  I  am,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   I  do  and  I   ### INSTRUCTION:  suffer,  (do  you  hear  me
now,  lickspoon,  and  stop  looking  at  your  bussycat  bow  in  the
slate.'^)  that  you  won't  obliterat

[Assistant]
e  for  the  bulkier  part  of  a  running
year,  failing  to  give  a  good  account  of  yourself,  if  you  think  I'm
so  tan  cupid  as  all  that.  Lights  out  now


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   (bouf!),  tight  and  sleep
on  it.  And  that's  ho  ### INSTRUCTION: w  I'll  bottle  your  greedypuss  beautibus  for
ye,  me  bullin  heifer,  for  'tis

[Assistant]
  I  that  have  the  peer  of  arrams  that
carry  a  wallop.  Between  them.

Unbeknownst  to  you  would  ire  turn  o'er  see,  a  nuncio  would
I  return  here.  How  (from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  sublime  to  the  ridiculous)  times
out  of  oft,  my  future,  shall  we  think  with  deepest  of  love  and
recollection  by  rintrospection  of  thee  but  me  far  away  on  the
pillow,  breathing  foundly  ### INSTRUCTION:   o'er  my  names  all  through  the  empties,
whilst  moidhered  by  the  rattle  of  the  doppeldoorknockers.  Our

[Assistant] homerole  poet


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  to  Ostelinda,  Fred  Wetherly,  puts  it  some  whys
better.  You're  sitting  on  me  style,  maybe,  whereoft  I  helped
your  ore.  Littlegame  rumilie  from  Li  ### INSTRUCTION: ffalidebankum,  (Toobli-
queme!)  but  a  b

[Assistant]
ig  corner  fill  you  do  in  this  unadulterated  seat  of
our  affections.  Aerwenger's  my  breed  so  may


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   we  uncreepingly

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  ### INSTRUCTION: multipede  like  the  sands  on  Amberhann!  Sevenheavens,  O  heaven!
ly  waount  yiou!  yore  ways  to  melittleme  were  wonderful  so
Ickam  purseproud  in  sending  uym  loveliest

[Assistant]
  pansiful  thoughts
touching  me  dash  in-you  through  wee  dots  Hyphen,  the  so
pretty  arched  godkin  of  beddingnights.  If


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Fve  proved  to  your
sallysfashion  how  Fm  a  man  of  Armor  let  me  so,  ### INSTRUCTION:   let  me  sue,  let
me  see  your  isabellis.  How  I  shall,  should  I  survive,  as,  plea

[Assistant]
se  the
uniter  of  U.M.I.  hearts,  I  am  living  in  hopes  to  do,  replacing
mig  wandering  handsup  in  yawers  so  yeager  for  mitch


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  positively
cover  the  two  pure   ### INSTRUCTION:  chicks  of  your  comely  plumpchake  with
zuccherikiss

[Assistant]
ings,  hong,  kong,  and  so  gong,  that  Fd  scare  the  bats
out  of  the  ivfry  one  of  those  puggy  mornings,  honestly,  by  my
rantandog  and  daddyoak  I  will,  become  come  coming  when,
upon  the  mingling  of  our


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  meeting  waters,  wish  to  wisher,  like
massive  mountains  to  part  no  more,  you  will  there  and  then,  in
those  happy  moments  of  ouryour  soft  accord,  rainkiss  on  me
back,  for  full  marks  with  shouldered  arms,  and  in  that  united
LR.U.  stade,  when  I  come  (touf!  touf!)    ### INSTRUCTION: wildflie

[Assistant]
r*s  fox  into  my
own


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  greengeese  again,  swap  swe  ### INSTRUCTION: etened  smugs,  six  of  one  for  half
a  dozen  of  the  other,  till

[Assistant]
  they'll  bet  we're  the  cuckoo  derby
when  cherries  next  come  back  to  Ealing  as  come  they  must,  as
they  musted  in  their  past,  as  they  must  for  my  pressing  season,
as  hereinafter  must  they  chirrywill  immediately  suant  on


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   my
safe  return  to  ignorance  and  bliss  in  my  horseless  Coppal  Poor,
through  suirland  and  noreland,  ki  ### INSTRUCTION: ngs  count

[Assistant]
ry  and  queens,  with
my  ropes  of  pearls  for  gamey  girls  the  way  ye'll  hardly.  Knowme.

Slim  ye,  come  slum  with  me  and  rally  rats'  roundup!  'Tis
post  purification  we  will,  sales  of  work  and  social


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  service,
  ### INSTRUCTION: missus,  completing  our  Abelite  union  by  the  adoptation  of
fosterlin

[Assistant]
gs.  Embark  for  Euphonia!  Up  Murphy,  Henson  and
O'Dwyer,  the  Warchester  Warders!  Fll  put  in  a  shirt  time
if  you'll  get  through  your  shift  and  between  us  in  our  shared
slaves,  brace  to  brassiere  and  shouter  to  shunter,  we


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: 'l  ### INSTRUCTION: l  pull  off

[Assistant]
our
working  programme.  Come  into  the  garden  guild  and  be  free
of  the  gape  athome!  We'll  circumcivicise  all  Dublin  country.
Let  us,  the  real  Us,  all  ignite  in  our  prepurgatory  grade  as  apos-

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t

cals  and  be  instrumental  to  utensilise,  help  our  Jakeline  sisters
clean  out  the  hogshole  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  generall  ### INSTRUCTION: y  ginger  things  up.  Meliorism
in  massquan titles,  raffling  receipts  and  sharing  sweepstakes  till
navel,  spokes  and  felloes  hum  like  hymn.  Burn  only  what's  Irish,
accepting  their  coals.  You  will  soothe  the  cokeblack  bile  that's
Anglia's  and  touch  Armourican*s  iron  core.  Write  me  your
essayes,  my

[Assistant] vocational  scholars,  but  cors


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: orily,  dipping  your
nose  in  it,  for  Henrietta's  sake,  on  mortinatality  in  the  life  of
jewries  and  ### INSTRUCTION:   the  sludge  of  King  Haarington's  at  its  height,  running
boulevards  over  the  whole  o

[Assistant]
f  it.  I'd  write  it  all  by  mownself  if
I  only  had  here  of  my  jolly  young  watermen.  Bear  in  mind,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   by
Michael,  all  the  provincial's  bananas  peels  and  elacock  eggs  mak-
ing drawadust  jubilee  along  Henry,  Moore,   ### INSTRUCTION:  Earl  and  Talbot
Streets.  Luke  at  all  the  memmer  manning  he's  dung  for  the  pray
of  birds,  our  priest-mayor-king-merchant,  strewing  the  Castle-
knock

[Assistant] Road  and  drawing  manure  upon  it  till  the  first


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   glimpse  of
Wales  and  from  Ballses  Breach    ### INSTRUCTION: Harshoe  up  to  Dumping's  Corner
with  the  Mirist  fathers'  brothers  eleven  versus  White  Friars  out
on  a  rogat

[Assistant]
ion  stag  party.  Compare  them  caponchin  trowlers
with  the  Bridge  of  Belches  in  Fairview,  noreast  Dublin's  favourite
souwest  wateringplatz  and  ump  as  you  lump  it.  What  do


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  you
mean  by  Jno  Citizen  and  how  do  you  think  of  Jas  Pagan
Compost  liffe  in  Dufblin  by  Pierce  Egan  with  the  baugh  in
Baughkley  of  Fi  ### INSTRUCTION: no  Ralli.  Explain  why  there  is  such  a  num

[Assistant]
ber
of  orders  of  religion  in  Asea!  Why  such  an  order  number  in
preference  to  any  other  number.^  Why  any  number


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   in  any  order
at  all.  ### INSTRUCTION: '^  Now.'^  Where  is  the  greenest  island  off  the  black  coats
of  Spaign.^  Overset  into  universal:  I  am  perdrix

[Assistant]
and  upon  my
pet  ridge.  Oralmus!  Way,  O  way  for  the  autointaxication  of
our  town  of  the  Fords  in  a  huddle!  Hailfellow  some  wellmet
boneshaker  or,  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ascertain  the  facts  for  herself,  run  up    ### INSTRUCTION: your
showeryweather  once  and

[Assistant]
 trust  and  take  the  Drumgondola  tram
and,  wearing  the  midlimb  and  vestee  endorsed  by  the  hierarchy
fitted  with  ecclastics,  bending  your  steps,  pick  a  trail  and  stand
on,  say,  Aston's,  I  advise  you  strongly,  along  quaith  a  copy  of
the  Seeds  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Weeds  Act  when  you  have  procured  one  for  your-

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self  and  take  a  good  longing  gaze  into  any  nearby  shopswindow
you  may  select  at  suppose,  let  us  say,  the  hoyth  of  number
eleven,  Kane  or  Keogh's,  and  in  the  course  of  about  thirtytwo
minute  ### INSTRUCTION: s*  time  proceed  to  turn  aroundabout  on  your  heehill

[Assistant]
s  to-
wards


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  previous  causeway  and  I  shall  be  very  cruelly  mis-
taken indeed  if  you  will  not  be  jushed  astunshed  to  see  how  you
will  be  meanwhile  dur  ### INSTRUCTION: n  weel

[Assistant]
  topcoated  with  kakes  of  slush
occasioned  by  the  mush  jam  of  the  cross  and  blackwalls  traffic
in  transit.  See  Capels  and  then  fly.  Show  me  that  complaint  book


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: here.   ### INSTRUCTION:  Where's  Cowtends  Kateclean,  the  woman  with  the  muckrake.'*
When  will  the  W.D.  face  of  our  sow  muckloved  d'lin,  the  Troia
of  towns  and  Carmen  of  cities,

[Assistant]
crawling  with  mendiants  in  per-
forated clothing,  get  its  wellbelavered  white  like  Tpool  and
m'chester.^  When's  that  grandnational  goldcapped


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  dupsydurby
houspill  coming  with  its  vomiti  ### INSTRUCTION: ves  for  our  mothers-in-load  and
stretchers  for  their  devitalised  males.'*  I  am  all  of  me  for  freedom
of  speed  but  who'll  disasperaguss  Pope's  Avegnue  or  who'll
uproose  the  Opian  Way

[Assistant]
.'*  Who'll  brighton  Brayhowth  and  bait
the  Bull  Bailey  and  never  despair  of  Lorcansby


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: .'*  The  rampant   ### INSTRUCTION:
royal  commissioners!  'Tis  an  ill  weed  blows

[Assistant]
  no  poppy  good.  And
this  labour's  worthy  of  my  higher.  Oil  for  meed  and  toil  for  feed
and  a  walk  with  the  band  for  Job  Loos.  If  I  hope  not  charity  what
profiteers  me.^  Nothing!  My  tippers  of  flags  are  knobs  of  hard-
shape  for


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   it  isagrim  tale,  keeping  the  father  of  curls  from  the
sport  of  oak.  Do  you  know  what,  liddle  giddles.'*  One  of  those
days  I  am  advised  by  t  ### INSTRUCTION: he  smiling  voteseeker  who's  now  snoring
elued  to  po

[Assistant]
sitively  strike  off"  hiking  for  good  and  all  as  I  bldy
well  bdly  ought  until  such  temse  as  some


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  mood  is  made  under
privy-sealed  orders  to  get  me  an  increase  of  automoboil  and  foot-
wear for  these  poor  discalced  and  a  bourse    ### INSTRUCTION: from  bon  Somewind  for
a  cure  at  Badanuweir  (though  where  it's  going  to  come  from  this
time  — )  as  I  sartunly  think  now,  honest

[Assistant]
 to  John,  for  an  income
plexus


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   that  that's  about  the  sanguine  boundary  limit.  Amean.

Sis  dearest,  Jaun  added,  with  voise  somewhit  murky,  what
though  still  high  f  ### INSTRUCTION: a  luting,  as  he  turned  his  dorse  to  her  to  pay
court

[Assistant]
 to  it,  and  ouverleaved  his  booseys  to  give  the  note  and

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score,  phonoscopically  incuriosited  and  melancholic


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   this  time
whi  ### INSTRUCTION: les,  as  on  the  fulmament  he  gaped  in  wulderment,  his  on-
saturncast  eyes  in  stellar  attraction  followed  swift  to  an  imagin-
ary swellaw,  O,  the  vanity  of  Vanissy!  All  ends  vanishing!  Pur-
sonally,  Grog  help  me,  I  am  in  no  violent

[Assistant]
  hurry.  If  time  enough
lost  the  ducks  walking


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  easy  found  them.  I'll  nose  a  blue  fonx
with  any  tristys  blinking  upon  this  earthlight  of  all  them  that
pass  by  the  way  of  the  deerdrive,  conconey's  run  or  wilfrid's
walk,  but  Fd  turn  back  as  lief  as  not  if  I  could  only  spo  ### INSTRUCTION: onfind
the  nippy  girl  of  my  heart's  appointment^  Mona  Vera  Tou

[Assistant] tou


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
Ipos  ### INSTRUCTION: tila,  my  lady  of  Lyons,  to  guide  me  by  gastronomy  unde

[Assistant]
r
her  safe  conduct.  That's  more  in  my  line.  I'd  ask  no  kinder  of
fates  than  to  stay  where  I  am,  with  my  tinny  of  brownie's  tea,
under  the  invocation  of  Saint  Jamas  Hanway,  servant  of  Gamp,
lapidated,  and  Jacobus  a


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Pershawm,  intercissous,  for  my  thuri-
fex,  with  Peter  Roche^  that  fri  ### INSTRUCTION: nd  of  my  boozum,  leaning  on  my
cubits,  at  this  pa

[Assistant]
ssing  moment  by  localoption  in  the  birds'  lodg-
ing, me  pheasants  among,  where  I'll  dreamt  that  I'll  dwealth  mid
warblers'  walls  when  throstles  and  choughs


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  to  my  sigh  hiehied,
with  me  hares  standing  up  well  and  me  longlugs  dittoes,  where
a  maurdering  row,  the  fox!  has  broken  at  the  coward  sight  till
well  on  into  the  beausome  of  the  exhaling  night,  pinching  stop-
andgo    ### INSTRUCTION: jewels  out  of  the  hedges  and  catching  dimtop  brilliants
on  the  tip

[Assistant] of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  my  wagger  but  for  that  owledclock  (fast  cease  to  it!)
has  just  gone  twoohoo  the  hour  and  that  yen  breezes  zipping
round  by  Drumsally  do  be  devils  ### INSTRUCTION:   to  play  fleurt.  I  could  sit  on  safe
side  till  the  bark  of  Saint  Grouseus  for  hoopoe's  hours,  till  h

[Assistant]
eoU's
hoerrisings,  laughing  lazy


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  at  the  sheep's  lightning  and  turn  a  wida-
most  ear  dreamily  to  the  drummling  of  snipers,  hearing  the  wire-
less harps  of  sweet  old  Aerial  and  the  mails  across  the  nightrives
(peepet!  peepet!)  and  whippoor  willy  in  the  woody  (moor  park!
moor   ### INSTRUCTION:  park!)

[Assistant] as  peacefed  as  a  philopotamus,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and  crekking  jugs
at  the  grenoulls,  leaving  tealeaves  for  the  trout  and  belleeks  for  the
wary  till  I'd  followed  through  my  upfielded  ### INSTRUCTION:   neviewscope  the
rugaby  moon  cumuliously  godrolling  himself  westasleep  amuckst
the  cloudscrums  for  to  watch  how  carefully  my  noc

[Assistant]
turnal  goose-

449

mother  would  lay  her  new  golden  sheegg  for


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   me  down  under  in
the  shy  orient.  What  wouldn't  I  poach  —  the  rent  in  my  river-
side, my  otther  shoes,  my  beavery,  honest  I  —  ay,  and  melt  my
b  ### INSTRUCTION: elt  for  a  dace  feast  of  grannom  with  the  finn

[Assistant]
y  ones,  those  happy
greppies  in  their  minnowahaw,  flashing  down  the  swansway,
leaps


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ahead  of  the  swift  MacEels,  the  big  Gillaroo  redfellows
and  the  pursewinded  carpers,  rearin  antis  rood    ### INSTRUCTION: perches  astench
of  me,  or,  when  Td  like  own  company  best,  with  the  help  of  a
norange  and  bear,

[Assistant]
 to  be  reclined  by  the  lasher  on  my  logansome,
my  g.b.d.  in  my  f.a.c


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: .e.,  solfanelly  in  my  shellyholders  and  lov'd
latakia,  the  benuvolent,  for  my  nosethrills,  with  the  jealosomines
wilting  away  to  ### INSTRUCTION:   their  heart's  deelight  and  the  king  of  saptimber
letting  down  his  humely  odours  for  my  consternation,  dapping
my  griffeen,  burning  water

[Assistant] in  the  spearlight  or  catching


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  trophies
of  the  king's  royal  college  of  sturgeone  by  the  armful  for  to  bake
pike  and  pie  while,  O  twined  me  abower  in  L'Alouette's  T  ### INSTRUCTION: ower,
all  Adelaide

[Assistant]
's  naughtingerls  juckjucking  benighth  me,  I'd  ga-
mut my  twittynice  Dorian  blackbudds  chthonic  solphia  off  my
singasongapiccolo  to  pipe


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  musicall  a  ### INSTRUCTION: irs  on  numberous  fairy-
aciodes.  I  give,  a  king,  to  me,  she  does,  alone,  up  there,  yes  see,
I  double  give,  till  the  spinney  all  eclosed  asong  with  them.  Isn't
that  lovely  though.'^

[Assistant]
 I  give  to  me  alone  I  trouble  give!  I  may  have
no  mind  to  lamagnage  the  forte  bits  like


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  p  ### INSTRUCTION: ianage  but  you
can't  cadge  me  off  the  key.  I've  a  voicical  lilt  too  true.  Nomario!
And  bemoUy  and  jiesis

[Assistant]
!  For  I  sport  a  whatyoumacormack  in  the
latcher  part  of  my  throughers.  And  the  lark  that  I  let  fly  (olala!)
is  as  cockful  of  funantics  as  it's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  tune  to  my  fork.  Naturale  you
might  lower  register  me  as  diserecordant,  but  I'm  athlone  in  the
lillabilling  of  killarnies.  That's  flat.  Yet  ware  th  ### INSTRUCTION: e  wold,  you!
What's  good  for  the  gorse  is  a  g

[Assistant]
oad  for  the  garden.  Lethals  lurk
heimlocked  in  logans.  Loathe  laburnums.  Dash  the