[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  extemporised  fire  brigade,  reported  to
be  friendly  with  the  police;  the  door  is  still  open;  the  old  stock
collar  is  coming  back;  not  forgetting  the  time  you  laughed  at
Elder  Charterhouse's  duckwhit  ### INSTRUCTION: e  pants  and  the  way  you  said  the
whole  township  can  see  his  hairy  legs;  by  stealth  of  a  kersse  her
aulburntress  a

[Assistant] baft


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   his  nape  she  hung;  when  his  kettle  became  a
hearthsculdus  ou  ### INSTRUCTION: r  tho

[Assistant]
rstyites  set  their  lymphyamphyre;  his  year-
letter  concocted  by  masterhands  of  assays,  his  hallmark  imposed
by  the  standard  of  wrought  plate;  a  pair  of  pectorals  and  a  triple-
screen  to  get  a  wind  up;  lights  his  pipe  with  a  rosin


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   tree  and  hires
a  towhorse  to  hau  ### INSTRUCTION: l  his  shoes;  cures  slavey's  scurvy,  breaks
barons  boils;  called  to  sell  polosh  and  was  found  later  in  a  bed-
room;

[Assistant]
 has  his  seat  of  justice,  his  house  of  mercy,  his  corn  o'copious
and  his  stacks  a'rye;  prospector,  he  had  a  rooksacht,  retrospector,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: he  holds  the  holpenstake;  won  the  freedom  of  new  yoke  for  the
minds  of  jugoslaves;  acts  activ  ### INSTRUCTION: e,  peddles  in  passivism  and  is  a
gorgon  of  selfridgeo

[Assistant]
usness;  pours  a  laughsworth  of  his  informa-
tion over  a  larmsworth  of  salt;  half  heard  the  single  maiden
speech  La  Belle  spun  to  her  Grand  Mount  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  wholed  a  lifetime

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by  his  ain  fireside,  wondering  was  it  hebrew  set  to  himmeltones
or  the  quicksilversong  of  qwaternions;  his  troubles  may  be  over
but  his  doubles  have  stil  ### INSTRUCTION: l  to  come;  the  lobster  pot  that  crabbed
our  keel,  the  garden  pet  that  spoiled  our  squeezed  peas;  he  stands
in  a  lovely  par

[Assistant] k,  sea  is


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  not  far,  importunate  towns  of  X,  Y  and
Z  are  easil  ### INSTRUCTION: y  over  reached;  is  an  excrescence  to  civilised  humanity
and  but  a  wart  on  Europe;  wanamade  singsigns  to  soundsense
an  yit  he  wanna  git  all  his  flesch  nuemaid  motts  truly  prural  and
plusible;  has  excisively  large  rings  a

[Assistant] nd  is  uncustomarily  perfumed


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ;
lusteth  ath  he  listeth  the  cleah  whithpeh  of  a  themise;  is  a  prince
of  the  fingallian  in  a  ### INSTRUCTION:   hiberniad  of  hoolies;  has  a

[Assistant]
 hodge  to  wherry
him  and  a  frenchy  to  curry  him  and  a  brabanson  for  his  beeter  and
a  fritz  at  his  switch;  was  waylaid  of  a  parker


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and  beschotten  by  a
buckeley;  kicks  lintils    ### INSTRUCTION: when  he's  cuppy

[Assistant]
  and  casts  Jacob's  arroroots,
dime  after  dime,  to  poor  waifstrays  on  the  perish;  reads  the  charms
of  H.  C.  Endersen  all  the  weaks  of  his  evenin  and  the  crimes  of
Ivaun  the  Taurrible  every  strongday  morn;  soaps  you


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  soft  to  your
face  and  slaps  himself  when  he's  badend;  owns  the  bulgiest  bung-
barrel  that  ever  was  tiptapped  in  the  privace  of  the  Mullingar
Inn;  was  born  with  a  nuasilver  tongue  in  his  mouth  and    ### INSTRUCTION: went
round  the  coast  of  Iron  with  his  lift  hand  to  the  sc

[Assistant]
ene;  raised  but
two  fingers  and  yet


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   smelt  it  would  day  ### INSTRUCTION: ;  for  whom  it  is  easier  to
found  a  see  in  Ebblannah  than  for  I  or  you  to  find  a  dubbeltye
in  Dampsterdamp;  t

[Assistant]
o  live  with  whom  is  a  lifemayor  and  to  know
whom  a  liberal  education;  was  dipped  in  Hoily  Olives  and  chrys-
med  in  Scent  Otooles;


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  hears  crick  ### INSTRUCTION: et  on  the  earth  but  annoys  the
life  out  of  predikants;  still  turns  the  durc's  ear  of  Darius  to  the
now  thoroughly  infurioted  one  of  God;  ma

[Assistant]
de  Man  with  juts
that  jerk  and  minted  money  mong  maney;  likes  a  six  acup  pud-
ding when  he's  come  whome  sweetwhome;  has  come  through  all
the  er


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: as  of  livsadventure  from  moonshine  and  shampaying  down
to  clou  ### INSTRUCTION: ts  and  pottled  porter;  woollem  the  farsed,  hahnreich  the
althe,  charge  the  sackend,  writchad  the  thord;  if  a  mandrake
shrieked  to  convultures  at  last  surviving  his  birth  the  weibduck
will  wail  bitternly  over  the  rotter's  resurrect

[Assistant] ion;  loses


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   weight  in
the  moon  night  but  girds  girder  by  the  sundawn;  with  one  touch

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of  nature  set  a  veiled  world  agrin  and  went  within  a  sheet  of
tissuepaper  of  the  option  of  three  gaols;  who  c  ### INSTRUCTION: ould  s

[Assistant]
ee  at  one
blick  a  saumon  taken  with  a  lance,  hunters  pursuing  a  doe,  a
swallowship  in  full


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  sail,  a  whyterobe  lifting  a  host;  faced  fla  ### INSTRUCTION: ppery
like  old  King  Cnut  and  turned  his  back  like  Cincinnatus;  is  a
farfar  and  morefar  and  a  hoar  father  Nakedbucker  in  villas  old  as
new;  squats  aquart  and  cracks

[Assistant]
aquaint  when  it's  flaggin  in  town
and  on  haven;  blows  whiskery  around  his  summit  but


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  stehts
stout  upon  his  footles;  stutters  fore  he  falls  an  ### INSTRUCTION: d  goes  mad  entirely
when  he's  waked;  is  Timb  to  the  pearly  mom  and  Tomb  to  the
mourning  night;  and  an  he  had  the  best  bunbaked  bricks  in  bould
Babylon  fo

[Assistant]
r  his  pitching  plays  he'd  be  lost  for  the  want  of  his
wan  wubblin  wall


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ?

Answer:  Finn  MacCool!

2.  Does  your  mutter  know  your  mike?

Answer:  When  I  turn  meoptics,  from  suchurban  prospects,
'tis  my  filial's  bosom  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  doth  behold  wi

[Assistant]
th  pride,  that  pontificator,
and  circumvallator,  with  his  dam  night  garrulous,  slipt  by  his
side.  Ann  alive,  the  lisp  of  her,  '


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: twould  grig  mountains  whisper
her,  and  the  bergs  of  Iceland  melt  in  waves  of  fire,  and  her  spoon-
me-spondees,  and  her  dirckle-me-ondenees,  make  the  Rageous
Ossean,  kneel  an  ### INSTRUCTION: d  quaff  a  lyre!  If  Dann's  dane,  Ann's  dirty,  if
he's  plane  she's  pu

[Assistant] rty,  if  he's  fane,  she's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  flirty,  with  h  ### INSTRUCTION: er  auburnt
streams,  and  her  coy  c

[Assistant]
ajoleries,  and  her  dabblin  drolleries,  for  to
rouse  his  rudderup,  or  to  drench  his  dreams.  If  hot  Hammurabi,
or  cowld  Clesiastes,  could  espy  her  pranklings,  they'd  burst
bounds  agin,  and  renounce  their  ruings,  and  denounce  their  do-


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
ings, for  river  and  iver,  and  a  night.  Amin!

3.  Which  title  is  the  true-to-ty  ### INSTRUCTION: pe  motto-in-lieu  for  that  Tick
for  Teac  thatchment  painted  witt  wheth  one  darkness,

[Assistant]
where
asnake  is  under  clover  and  birds  aprowl  are  in  the  rookeries  and
a  magda  went  to  monkishouse  and  a  riverpaard  was  spotted


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,
which  is   ### INSTRUCTION:  not  Whichcroft  Whorort  not  Ousterholm  Dreyschluss
not  Haraldsby,  grocer,  not  Vatandcan,  vintner,  not  Houseboat
and  Hive  not  Knox-atta-Belle  not  O'Faynix  Coalprince  not
Wohn  Squarr  Roomyeck  not  Ebblawn  Downes  not  Le  Decer

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[Assistant] Le  Mieux  not  Benjamin's  Lea  not  Tholom


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ew's  Whaddingtun
gnot  Antwarp  gnat  Musca  not  Corry's  not  Weir's  not  the  Arch
not  The  Smug  not  The   ### INSTRUCTION:  Dotch  House  not  The  Uval  nothing
Grand  nothing

[Assistant]
  Splendid  (Grahot  or  Spletel)  nayther  Erat  Est
Erit  noor  Non  michi  sed  luciphro?

Answer:  Thine  obesity,  O  civilian,  hits  the  fel


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: icitude  o  ### INSTRUCTION: f  our
orb!

4.  What  Irish  capitol  city  (a

[Assistant]
dea  o  dea!)  of  two  syllables  and
six  letters,  with  a  deltic  origin  and  a  nuinous  end,  (ah  dust  oh
dust!)  can  boost  of  having  a)  the  most  extensive  public  park  in
the  world,  3)  the  most  expensive  brewing  industry  in  the  world,
c)


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  most  expansive  peopling  thoroughfare  in  the  world,  ^Z)  the
most  phillohippuc  theobibbous  paupulation  in  the  world:  and
harmonise  your  abe  ### INSTRUCTION: cedeed  responses?

Answer:  d)  Delfas.  An

[Assistant]
d  when  ye'll  hear  the  gould  hommers
of  my  heart,  my  floxy  loss,  bingbanging  again  the  ribs  of  yer
resistance


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and  the  tenderbolts  of  my  rivets  working  to  your
destraction  ye' 11  be  sheverin    ### INSTRUCTION: wi'  all  yer  dinful  sobs  when

[Assistant]
well  go
riding  acope-acurly,  you  with  yer  orange  garland  and  me  with
my  conny  cordial,  down  the  greaseways  of  rollicking  into  the
waters  of  wetted  life,  h)  Dorhqk.  And  sure


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   where  can  you  have
such  good  old  chimes  anywhere,  and  leave  you,  as  on  the  Mash
and  how'tis  I  would  be  engaging  you  with  my  plovery  soft  ac-
cents and  descanting  upover  the  scene  beunder  me  of  ### INSTRUCTION:   your  loose
vines  in  their  hairafall  wi

[Assistant]
th  them  two  loving  loofs  braceleting  the
slims  of  your  ankles  and  your


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:    ### INSTRUCTION:  mouth's  flower  rose  and  sinking
ofter  the  soapstone  of  silvry  speech,  c)  Nublid.  Isha,  why
wouldn't  we  be  happy,  avoumeen,  on

[Assistant]
the  mills'money  he'll
soon  be  leaving  you  as  soon  as  I've  my  own  owned  brooklined
Georgian  mansion's  lawn  to  recruit  upon  by  Doctor  Cheek's
special  orders  and  my


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   copper's  panful  of  soybeans  and  Irish  in
my  east  hand  and  a  James's  Gate  in  my    ### INSTRUCTION: west,  after  all  the  errears
and  erroriboose  of  combarative  embottled  history,  and  your
goodself  churning  over  t

[Assistant]
he  newleaved  butter  {more  power  to
you),  the  choicest  and  the  cheapest  from  Atlanta  to  Oconee,
while  ril  be


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  drowsing  in  the  gaarden.  d)  Dalway.  I  hooked  my

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thoroughgoing  trotty  the  first  down  Spanish  Place,  Mayo  I  make,
Tuam  I  take,  Sligo's  sleek  but   ### INSTRUCTION:  Galway's  grace.  Holy  eel  and
Sainted  Salmon,  chucking  chub  and  ducking  d

[Assistant]
ace,  Rodiron's  not
your  aequal!  says  she,  leppin  half  the  lane


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  abed)  A  bell  a  bell  on
Shalldoll  Steepbell,  ond  be'll  go  massplon  p  ### INSTRUCTION: ristmos

[Assistant]
s  speople,
Shand  praise  gon  ness  our  fayst  moan  neople^  our  prame  Shan-
deepen^  pay  name  muy  feepence^  moy  nay  non  Aequallllllll!

5.  Whad  slags  of  a  loughladd  would  retten


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  smuttyflesks,  empt-
out  old  mans,  melk  vitious  geit,  scareoff  jackinjills  fra  tiddle
anding,  smoothpick  waste  papish  pastures  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  insides  man  outsiders
angell,  sprink  dirted  water  around  village,  newses,  tobaggon  and
sweeds,  plain  general  kept,  louden  on  the  kirkpeal,  foottreats
given

[Assistant] to  malafides,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  outshriek  hyelp  hyelp  nor  his  hair  efter
buggelawrs,  might  underhold  three  barnets,  putzpolish  crotty
  ### INSTRUCTION: bottes,  nightcoover  all

[Assistant]
  fireglims,  serve's  time  till  baass,  grind-
stone his  kniveses,  fullest  boarded,  lewd  man  of  the  method  of
godliness,  perchance  he  nieows  and  thans  sits  in  the  spoorwaggen


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,
X.W.C.A.  on  Z.W.C.U.,  Doorsteps,  Limited,  or  Baywindaws
Bros  swobber  preferred.  Walther  Clausetter's  and  Sons  w  ### INSTRUCTION: ith  the
H.  E.  Chimneys'  Company  to  not  skreve,  will,  on  advices,  be
b

[Assistant]
acon  or  stable  hand,  must  begripe  fullstandingly  irers'  langurge,
jublander  or  northquain  bigger  prefurred,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  all  duties,  kine  rights,
family  fewd,  outings  fived,  may  get  earnst,  no  get  combitsch,
profusional  drinklords  to  please  obstai  ### INSTRUCTION: n,  he  is  fatherlow  soun-
digged  inmoodmined  pershoon  but  aleconnerman,  nay,  that  mus

[Assistant]
t
he  isn't?

Answer:  Pore  ole  Joe!

6.  What  means  the  saloon  slogan  Summon  In


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   The  House-
sweep  Dinah.'^

Answer:  T  ### INSTRUCTION: ok.  Calory  bit  of  the  sales  of  Cloth  nowand  I  have
to  beeswax  the  bringing  in  all  the  claub  of  the  porks  to  us  how  I
thawght  I  kne

[Assistant]
w  his  stain  on  the  flower  if  me  ask  and  can  could
speak  and  he  called  by  me  midden  name  Tik.  I


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   am  your  honey
hon  ### INSTRUCTION: eysugger  phwhtphwht  tha  Bay  and  who  bruk  the  dandleass
and  who  seen  the  blackcullen

[Assistant]
  jam  for  Tomorrha's  big  pickneck
I  hope  it'll  pour  prais  the  Climate  of  all  Ireland  I  heard  the

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grackles  and  I  skimming  the  crock  on  all  your  sangwidges  fip-
pence  per  leg


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  per  drake.  Tuk.  And  who  eight  the  last  of  the  goose-
bellies  that  was  mowlding  from  measlest  years  and  who  lefF  that
there  and  who  put  that  here  and  who   ### INSTRUCTION:  let  the  kilkenny  stale  the
chump.  Tek.  And  whowasit  youwasit  propp

[Assistant]
ed  the  pot  in  the
yard  and  whatinthe  nameofsen  lukeareyou


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   rubbinthe  sideofthe
flureofthe  lobbywith.  Shite!  will  you  have  a  plateful.'^  Tak.

7.  Who  are  those  component  partner  ### INSTRUCTION: s  of  our  societate,  the
doorboy,  the  cleaner,  the  sojer,  the  crook,  the  squeezer,  the  loun-
ger, the  cufman,  the  tourabout,  the  mussr

[Assistant]
oomsnifFer,  the  bleaka-
blue


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   tramp,  the  funpowtherplother,  the  christymansboxer,  from
th  ### INSTRUCTION: eir  pres  sales  and  Donny

[Assistant]
brook  prater  and  Roebuck's  campos
and  the  Ager  Arountown  and  Crumglen's  grassy  but  Kimmage's
champ  and  Ashtown  fields  and  Cabra  fields  and  Finglas  fields
and  Santry  fields  and  the  feels  of  Raheny  and  their


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  fails  and  Bal-
doygle  to  them  who  are  latecomers  all  the  year's  round  by  anti-
cipatio  ### INSTRUCTION: n, are  the  porters  of  the  passions  in  virtue  of  retroratioci-
nation,  and,  contributting  their  conflingent  controversies  of
differentiation,  unify  their  voxes  in  a  vote  of  vaticina

[Assistant]
tion,  who
crunch  the  crusts  of  comfort  due  to  depred


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ation,  drain  the  mead
for  misery  to  incur  intoxication,  condone  every  evil  by  practical
justification  and  condam  any  good  to  its  own  gratification,  who
ar  ### INSTRUCTION: e  ruled,  roped,  duped  and  driven  by

[Assistant]
  those  numen  daimons,
the  feekeepers  at  their  laws,  nightly  consternation,  fortnightly
fornication,  monthly  miserecordation  and  omniannual  recreation,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: doyles  when  they  deliberate  but  sullivans  when  they  are
swordsed.  Matey,  Teddy,  Simon,  Jorn,  Pedher,  Andy,  Barty,
Philly,  Jamesy  Mor  and  Tom,  Matt  and  Jakes  Mac  Carty.'^

Answer:  The  Morphios!

8.  And  how  war  yore  maggies.^

Answer:  They  war  loving,  t  ### INSTRUCTION: he

[Assistant]
y  love  laughing,  they  laugh
weep


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ing,  they  weep  smelling,  they  smell  smiling,  they  smile  hat-
ing, they  hate  thinking,  they  think  feeling,  they  feel  tempting,
they  tempt  daring,  they  dare  waiting,  the  ### INSTRUCTION: y  wait  taking,  they  take
th

[Assistant]
anking,  they  thank  seeking,  as  born  for  lorn  in  lore  of  love  to
live  and  wive  by  wile  and  rile  by  rule  of  ruse


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  'reathed  rose  and

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I
  ### INSTRUCTION:

i

I

hose  hol'd  home,  yeth  cometh  elope  year,  coach  and  four.  Sweet
Peck-at-my-Heart  picks  one  man  more.

9.  N

[Assistant]
ow,  to  be  on  anew  and  basking  again  in  the  panaroma  of
alLflores  of  speech,  if  a  human  being  duly  fatigued  by  his  dayety
in  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   sooty,  having  plenxty  off  time  on  his  gouty  hands  and  va-
cants  of  space  at  his  sleepish  feet  and  as  hapless  b  ### INSTRUCTION: ehind  the  dreams
of  accuracy  as  any  camelot  prince  of  dinmurk,  were  at  this  auc-
tual

[Assistant]
 futule  preteriting  unstant,  in  the  states  of  suspensive  exani-
mation,  accorded,  throughout  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   eye  of  a  noodle,  with  an  ear-
sighted  view  of  old  hopeinhaven  with  all  the  ingredient  and
egregiunt  whights  and  ways  to  w  ### INSTRUCTION: hich  in  the  curse  of  his  persis-
tence the

[Assistant]
course  of  his  tory  will  had  been  having  recourses,  the
reverberration  of  knotcracking  awes,  the  reconjungation  of
nodebinding  ayes,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  redissolusingness  of  mindmouldered  ease
and  the  thereby  hang  of  the  Hoel  of  it,  could  such  a  none,  whiles
even  led  comesilencers  to  comeliewith  ### INSTRUCTION: hers  and  till  intempes-
tuous  Nox  should  catch  the

[Assistant]
  gallicry  and  spot  lucan's  dawn,  by-
hold  at  ones  what  is  main  and  why  tis  twain,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   how  one  once
meet  melts   ### INSTRUCTION:  in  tother  wants  poignings,  the  sap  rising,  the  foles
falling,  the  nimb  now  nihilant  round  the  girlyhead  so

[Assistant]
becoming,
the  wrestless  in  the  womb,  all  the  rivals  to  allsea,  shakeagain,  O
disaster!  shakealose.  Ah  how  starring!  but  Heng's  got  a  bit
of  Horsa's  nose


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  Jeff's  got  the  signs    ### INSTRUCTION: of  Ham  round  his
mouth  and  the  beau  that  spun  beautiful  pales  as  it  palls,  what
roserude  and  oragious  grows  gelb  and  greem,  blue  out  the  ind  of
it!  Violet's  dyed!  then  what  would  that  fargazer  seem  to  seemself
to  seem  se

[Assistant]
eming  of,  dimm  it  all?

Answer:  A


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   coUideorscape!

10.  What  bitter's  love  but  yurning,  what'  sour  lovemutch  but
a  bref  burning  till  shee  that  drawes  dothe  smoake  retourne?

Answer:  I  know,  pepette,  of  course,  dear,  but  listen,  precious!
Thanks,  pette,  those  are   ### INSTRUCTION:  lovely,  pitounette,  delicious!  But  mind
the  wind,  sweet!  What  ex

[Assistant] quisite


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  hands  you  have,  you  angiol,  if
you  didn't  gnaw  your  nails,  isn't  it  a  wonder   ### INSTRUCTION:  you're  not  achamed
of  me^  you  pig,  you  perfect

[Assistant]
Httle  pigaleen!  I'll  nudge  you  in  a
minute!  I  bet  you  use  her  best  Perisian  smear  off  her  vanity  table

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to  make  them  look  so  rosetop  glowstop


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  n  ### INSTRUCTION: ostop.  I  know  her.
Slight  me,  would  sh

[Assistant]
e?  For  every  got  I  care!  Three  creamings  a
day,  the  first  during  her  shower  and  wipe  off  with  tissue.  Then
after  cleanup  and  of  course  before  retiring.  Berne  shawl,  when  I
think  of  that  espos  of  a  Clancarbry,  the  foodbrawler,  of  the  socia-
tionist


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  party  with  hiss  blackleaded  chest,  hello,  Prendregast!
that  you,  Innkipper,  and  all  his  fourteen  other  fullback  maulers
or  hurling  stars  or  whatever  the  dagos  they  are,  baiting  at    ### INSTRUCTION: my
Lord  Ornery's,  just  becups  they  won  the  egg  and

[Assistant]
  spoon  there
so  ovally  provencial  at  Balldole.  My  Eilish  assent  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   seed  makes
his  admiracion.  He  is  seeking  an  opening  and  means  to  be  first
with  me  as  his  belle  alliance.  Andoo  musnoo  play  zeloso!  Soso
do  todas.  Such  is  Spanish.  Stoop  alittle  closer,  fealse!  Delight-
some simply!  Like  Jolio  and  Romeune.  I  haven't  fell  so  tu  ### INSTRUCTION: rkish
for

[Assistant] ages  and  ages!  Mine's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  me  of  squisious,  the  chocolate  with
a  soul.  Extraordinary!  Why,  what  are  they  all,  the  mucky  lot
of  them  only.^  Sht!  I  wouldn't  pay  three  hairpins  for  them.   ### INSTRUCTION:  Peppt!
That's  rights,  hold  it  steady!  Leg  me  pull.  Pu!  Come  big  to  Iran.
Poo!  What  are  you  nudging

[Assistant] for.^  No,  I


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  just  thought  you  were.
Listen,  loviest!  Of  course  it  was  too  kind  of  you,  miser,  to  re-
member my  sighs  in  shockings,  my  often  expressed  wish  when
you  were  wandering  about  my  trousseaurs  and  before    ### INSTRUCTION: I  for

[Assistant]
get  it
don't  forget,  in  your  extensions  to  my  personality,  when  knotting
my  remembrancetie,  shoeweek  will  be


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   trotting  back  ### INSTRUCTION:   with  red
heels  at  the  end  of  the  moon  but  look  what  the  fool  boug

[Assistant]
ht
cabbage  head  and,  as  I  shall  answer  to  gracious  heaven,  I'll
always  in  always  remind  of  snappy  new  girters,  me  being  always
the  one  for  charms  with  my  very  best  in  proud  and  gloving
even  if  he  was  to  be  vermillion


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  miles  my  youth  to    ### INSTRUCTION: live  on,
the  rubberend  Mr  Polkingtone,  the  quonian  fleshmonger  who
Mother  Browne  solicited  me  for  unlawful  converse  with,  with
her  mug  of  October  (a  pots  on  it!),  creaking  around  on  his  old
shanksaxle  like  a  crosty  old  cornqu

[Assistant]
ake.  Airman,  waterwag,  terrier,
blazer!  I'm  fine,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  thanks  ever!  Ha!  O  mind  you  poo  tickly.  Sail  I
puhim  in  momou.  Mummum.  Funny  spot  to  have  a  fingey!  I'm
terribly  sorry,  I  sw  ### INSTRUCTION: ear  to  you  I  am!  May  you  never  see

[Assistant]
  me  in  my

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birthday  pelts  seenso  tutu  and  that  her  blanches  mainges  may  rot
leprous  off  her  whatever  winking


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   maggis  Fll  bet  by  your  cut
you  go  fleurting  after  with  all  the  glass  on  her  and  the  jumps
in  her  stomewhere!  Haha!  I  suspected  she  was!  Sink  her!  May
they  fire   ### INSTRUCTION:  her  for  a  barren  ewe!  So  s

[Assistant]
he  says:  Tay  for  thee?  Well,  I
saith:  Angst  so  mush:  and  desired  she  might  not


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  take  it  amiss  if  I
esteemed  her  but  an  odd  ### INSTRUCTION: .  If  I  did  ate  toughturf  Fm  not  a  mishy-
missy.  Of  course  I  know,  pettest,  you're  so  learningful  and
considerate  in  yourself,  so  friend  of

[Assistant]
 vegetables,  you  long  cold  cat
you!  Please  by  acquiester  to  meek  my  acquointance!  Codling,
snakelet,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   iciclist!  My  diaper  has  more  life  to  it!  Who  drowned
you  in  drears,  man,  or  are  you  pillale  with  ink?  Did  a  weep  get
past  the  gates  of  your  pride?  My  tread  on  the  clover,  sweetness?
Yes,  the  buttercups  told  me,  hug  me,  damn  it  all,  an  ### INSTRUCTION: d  I'll  kiss
you

[Assistant] back  to  life,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   my  peachest.  I  mean  to  make  you  suffer,
meddlar,  and  I  don't  care  this  fig  for  contempt  of  courti  ### INSTRUCTION: ng.
That  I  ch

[Assistant]
id  you,  sweet  sir?  You  know  I'm  tender  by  my  eye.
Can't  you  read  by  dazzling  ones  through  me  true?  Bite  my
laughters,  drink  my  tears.  Pore  into  me,  volumes,  spell  me


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   stark
and  spill  me  swooning.  I  just  don't  care  what  my  thwarters
think.  Transname  me  loveliness,  now  and  here  me  f  ### INSTRUCTION: or  all  ti

[Assistant]
mes!
I'd  risk  a  policeman  passing  by,  Magrath  or  even  that  beggar  of
a  boots  at  the  Post.  The  flame?  O,  pardone!  That  was  what?
Ah,  did  you  speak,  stuff


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: stuff?  More  poestries  from  Chickspeer's
with  gleechoreal  music  or  a  jaculatio  ### INSTRUCTION: n  from  the  garden  of  the
soul.  Of  I  be  leib  in  the  immoralities?  O,  you  mean  the  strangle
for  love  and  the  sowiveall  of  the  prettiest?  Yep,  we  open  hap
coserie

[Assistant] s  in  the  home.  And  once  upon  a  week  I  improve


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  on  myself
I'm  so  keen  on  that  New  Free  Woman  wit  ### INSTRUCTION: h  novel  inside.  I'm
always  as  tickled  as  can  be  over  Man  in  a  Surplus  by  the  Lady
who  Pays  the  Rates.  But  Fm  as  pie  as  is  possible.  Let's  root
out  Brimstoker  and  give  him  the  thrall  of  our  lives.  It's

[Assistant]
 Dracula's
nightout.  For


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ### INSTRUCTION:   creepsake  don't  make  a  flush!  Draw  the  shades,

[Assistant]
curfe  you,  and  Fll  beat  any  sonnamonk  to  love.  Holy  bug,  how
my  highness  would  jump  to  make  you  flame  your  halve  a  ban-
nan  in  two  when  I'd  run  my  burning  torchlight  through  (to  adore

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me  there  and  then  cease  to  be?  Whatever  for


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  blossoms?)  Your
hairmejig   ### INSTRUCTION:  if  you  had  one.  If  I  am  laughing  with  you?  No,
lovingest,  Fm  not  so  dying  to  take  my  rise  out  of  you,  adored

[Assistant]
.
Not  in  the  very  least.  True  as  God  made  my  Mamaw  hiplength
modesty  coatmawther!  It's  only  because  the  rison  is  Fm  only  any


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
girl,  you  lovely  fellow  of  my  dreams,  and  because  old  somebooby
is  not  a  roundabout,  my  trysting  of  the  tulipies,  like  that  puff
pape  bucking  Daveran  assoiling  us  behinds.  What  a  nerve!   ### INSTRUCTION:
He  thinks  that's  what  the  vesprey's  for.  How  vain's  that  hope  in

[Assistant] cleric's  heart  Who  still  pursues


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  th'adult'  rous  art.  Coc  ### INSTRUCTION: ksure  that
rusty  gown  of  his  Will  make  fair  Sue  forget  his  phiz!  Tame
Schwipps.  Blessed  Marguerite  bosses,  I  hope  they  threw  away
the  mould  or  else  we'll  have  Ballshossers  and  Sourdamapplers

[Assistant]
with  their  medical  assassiations  all  over  the  place.  But  hold  hard
till  I've  got  my


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  latchkey  vote  and  I'll  teach  him  when  to  wear
what  woman  callours.  On  account  of  the  gloss  of  the  gleison
Hasaboobraw  ### INSTRUCTION: bees  isabeaubel.  And  because,  you  pluckless  lanka-
loot,  I  hate  the  very  thought  of  the  thought  of  you  and  because,
dearling,  of  course,  adorest,  I  was  al

[Assistant] ways  meant  for  an


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  engin-
dear  from  the  French  college,  to  be  musband,  nomme  d'engien^
when  we  do  and  contract  with  encho  tencho  solver  when  you
are  married  to  reading  and  writing  which  pleasebusiness  now
won't  be  long  fo  ### INSTRUCTION: r  he's  so  loopy  on  me  and  I'm  so  leapy  like
si

[Assistant] nce  the  day  he  carried  me  from  the  boat,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  my  saviored  of  eroes,
to  the  beach  and  I  left  on  his  shoulder  one  fair  hair  to  guide  hand
and  mind  to  its  softness.  Ever  s6  sorry!  I  beg  your  pardon,  I  was
  ### INSTRUCTION: list

[Assistant]
ening  to  every  treasuried  word  I  said  fell  from  my  dear  mot's
tongue  otherwise  how  could  I  see  what  you  were  thinking  of
our


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   gran  ### INSTRUCTION: ny?  Only  I  wondered  if  I  threw  out  my  shaving  water.
Anyway,  here's  my  arm,  pullet

[Assistant]
neck.  Gracefully  yours.  Move  your
mouth  towards  minth,  more,  preciousest,  more  on  more!  To
please  me,  treasure.  Don't  be  a,  I'm  not  going  to!  Sh!  nothing!
A  cricri  somewhere!  Buybuy!  Fm  fly!


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Hear,  pippy,  under  the
limes.  You  know  bigtree  are  ### INSTRUCTION:   all  against  gravstone.  They  hissliis-
tenency.  Garnd  ond  mand!  So

[Assistant]
 chip  chirp  chirrup,  cigolo,  for  the
lug  of  Migo!  The  little  passdoor,  I  go  you  before,  so,  and  you're

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1

at  my  apron  stage.  Shy  is  him,  dovey


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ?  Musforget  there's  an
audience.  I  have  been  lost,  angel.  Cuddle,  ye  divil  ye!  It's  our
toot-a-toot.  Hearhere!  Sensation!  Let  them,  their  whole  four
courtships!  Let  them,  Bigbawl  and  his  boosers'  ele  ### INSTRUCTION: ven  makes
twelve  territorials.  The  Old  Sot's  Hole  that  wants  wide  streets  to
commission  their

[Assistant] nois


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ense  in,  at  the  Mitchells  r.  Nicholls.  Aves
Selvae  Acquae  Vallesl  And  my  waiting  twenty  classbirds,  sitting
on  their  stiles!  Let  me  finger  their  eurhythmytic.  And  you'll  see
if  I'm  selfthought  ### INSTRUCTION: .  They're  all  of  t

[Assistant]
hem  out  to  please.  Wait!  In
the  name  of.  And  all  the  holly.  And  some


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  mistle  and  it  Saint
Yves.  Hoost!  A  ### INSTRUCTION: hem!  T

[Assistant]
here's  Ada,  Bett,  Celia,  Delia,  Ena,
Fretta,  Gilda,  Hilda,  Ita,  Jess,  Katty,  Lou,  (they  make  me  cough
as  sure  as  I  read  them)  Mina,  Nippa,  Opsy,  Poll,  Queeniee,  Ruth,
Saucy,  Trix,  Una,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Vela,  Wanda,  Xenia,  Yva,  Zulma,  Phoebe,
Thelma.  And  Mee  ### INSTRUCTION: !  The  reformatory  boys  is  goaling  in  for  the
church  so  we've  all  comefeast  like  the  groupsuppers  and  caught
lipsolution  from  Anty  Pravidance  under  penancies  for  myrtle
sins.  When

[Assistant] their  bride  was  married  all  my  belles  began


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  ti  ting.
A  ring  a  ring  a  rosaring!  Then  everyone  will  hear  of  it.  Whoses
w  ### INSTRUCTION: ishes  is  the  farther  to  my  thoughts.  But  I'll  plant  them  a  poser
for  their  nomanclatter.  When  they're  ou

[Assistant]
t  with  the  daynurse
doing  Chaperon  Mall.  Bright  pigeons  all  over  the  whirrld  will
fly  with  my  mistletoe


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  message  round  their  loveribboned  necks
and  a  crumb  of  my  cake  for  each  chasta  dieva.  We  keeps  all  and
sundry  papers.  In  th'  amourlig  ### INSTRUCTION: ht,  O  my  darling!  No,  I  swear  to
you  by  Fibsburrow  churchdome  and

[Assistant]
 Sainte  Andree's  Under-
shift,  by  all  I  hold  secret  from  my  world  and  in  my  underworld


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: of  nighties  an  ### INSTRUCTION: d  naughties  and  all

[Assistant]
the  other  wonderwearlds!
Close  your,  notmust  look!  Now  open,  pet,  your  lips,  pepette,
like  I  used  my  sweet  parted  lipsabuss  with  Dan  Holohan  of
facetious  memory  taught  me  after  the  flannel  dance,  with  the
proof  of  love,  up  Smock  Alley  the  first  night  he  smelled  pouder
and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   I  coloured  beneath  my  fan,  pipetta  mia^  when  you  learned
me  the  linguo  to  melt.  Whowham  would  have  ears  like  ours,
the  blackhaired!  Do  you  like  that,  sileniiosoF  Are  you  enjoying,
this  same  little  me,  my  life,  my  love.^  Why  do  you  like  my

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whisping?  Is  it  not  divinely  delu  ### INSTRUCTION: sciou

[Assistant] s?


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   But  in't  it  bafforyou?
Misty  misU  Tell  me  till  my  thrillme  comes!  I  will  not  break  t  ### INSTRUCTION: he
seal.  I  am  enjoying  it  still,  I  swear  I  am!  Why  do  you  p

[Assistant]
refer  its
in  these  dark  nets,  if  why  may  ask,  my  sweety  kins?  Sh  sh!  Long-
ears  is  flying.  No,  sweetissest,  why


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   would  that  ennoy  me.^  But
don't!  You  want  to  be  slap  well  slapped  for  that.  Your  de  ### INSTRUCTION: lighted
lips,  love,  be  careful!  Mind  my  duvetyne  dress  above  all!  It's
golded  silvy,  the  newest  sextones  with  princess  effect.  For  Rut-
land blue's  got  out  of  passion.  So,  so,  my  precio

[Assistant] us!  O,  I  can


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   see
the  cost,  chare!  Don'  ### INSTRUCTION: t  tell  me!  Why,  the  boy  in  sheeps

[Assistant]
'  lane
knows  that.  If  I  sell  whose,  dears.'^  Was  I  sold  here'  tears.'^  You
mean  those  conversation  lozenges.'^  How  awful!  The  bold  shame
of  me!  I  wouldn't,  chickens,  not  for  all  the  juliettes  in  the  twinkly
way


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: !  I  could  snap  them  when  I  see  them  winking  at  me  in  bed.
I  didn't  did  so,  my  intended,  or  was  going  to  or  thinking  of.
Shshsh!  Don't  start  like  that,   ### INSTRUCTION:  you  wretch!  I  thought  ye  knew  all
and  more,  ye  aucthor

[Assistant]
,  to  explique  to  ones  the  significat  of  their
exsy stems  with  your


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   nieu  nivulon  lead.  It's  only  another  queer
fish  or  other  in  Brinbro  ### INSTRUCTION: u's  damned  old  trouchorous  river  again,
Gothewishegoths  bless  us  and  spare  her!  And  gibos  rest  from  the
bosso!  Excuse  me  for  sw

[Assistant]
earing,  love,  I  swear  to  the  sorrasims  on
their  trons  of  Uian  I  didn't  mean  to  by


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  this  alpin  armlet!  Did  you
really  never  in  all  our  cantalan  ### INSTRUCTION: g  lives  speak  cloth

[Assistant]
se  to  a  girl's
before.^  No!  Not  even  to  the  charmermaid.'^  How  marfellows!
Of  course  I  believe  you,  my  own  dear  doting  liest,  when  you
tell  me.  As  I'd  live  to,  O,  I'd  love  to!  Liss,  liss


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: !  I  mu  ### INSTRUCTION: ss  whiss!
Never  that  ever  or  I  can  remember  dearstreaming  faces,  you  may
go  through  me!  Never  in  all  my  whole  white  life  of  my  match-
less and  pair.  Or  ever  for  bitter  be  the  frucht  of  this  hour!  With
my  whiteness  I  thee  w

[Assistant]
oo  and  bind  my  silk  breasths  I  thee  bound!
Always,  Amory


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  a  ### INSTRUCTION: mor  andmore!  Till  always,  thou  lovest!
Shshshsh!

[Assistant]
  So  long  as  the  lucksmith.  Laughs!

II.  If  you  met  on  the  binge  a  poor  acheseyeld  from  Ailing,
when  the  tune  of  his  tremble  shook  shimmy  on  shin,  while  his
countrary  raged  in  the  weak  of  his  wailing,  like  a  rugilant


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  pugi-
lant  Lyon  O'Lynn;  if  he  maundered  in  misliness,  plaining  his

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;

5

pl  ### INSTRUCTION: ight  or,  played  fox  and  lice,  pricking  and  dropping  hips  teeth,
or  wringing  his  handcuffs  for  peace,  the  blind  blighter,  praying
Dieuf  and  Dom

[Assistant]
b  Nostrums  foh  thomethinks  to  eath;  if  he
weapt  while  he


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  leapt  and  gufFalled  quith  a  quhimper,  made  cold
blood  a  blue  mundy  and  no  bones  without  flech,  taking  kiss,
kake  or  kick  with  a  suck,  sigh  or  simper,  a   ### INSTRUCTION:  diffle  to  larn  and  a
dibble  to  lech;  if

[Assistant]
  the  fain  shinner  pegged  you  to  shave  his  im-
martial,  wee  skillmuster


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ed  shoul  with  his  ooh,  hoodoodoo!  brok-
ing wind  that  to  wiles,  woemaid  sin  he  was  partial,  we  don't
think,  J  ### INSTRUCTION: ones,  we'd  care  to  this  evening,  would  you?

Answer:  No,  blank  ye!  So  you  think  I  have  impulsivism?  Did
they  tell  you  I  am

[Assistant] one  of  the  fortysixths?  And  I  suppose


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  you
heard  I  had  a  wag  on  my  ears?  And  I  suppose  they  told  you  too
that  my  roll  of  life  is  not  natural?  But  before  proceeding  to  con-
clusively confute  this  begging  question  it  would  be  far  fitter  for
y  ### INSTRUCTION: ou,

[Assistant]
  if  you  dare!  to  hasitate  to  consult  with  and  consequentially
attempt  at  my  disposale  of  the  same  dime-c


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ash  problem  elsewhere
naturalistically  ### INSTRUCTION:   of  course,  from  the  blinkpoint  of  so  eminent  a
spatialist.  From  it  you  will  here  notice,  Schott,  upon  my  for  the
first  remarking  you  that  th

[Assistant]
e  sophology  of  Bitchson  while  driven
as  under  by  a  purely  dime-dime  urge  is  not  without  his  cashcash
characktericksticks,  borrowed  for  its  nonce  ends  from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  fiery
goodmother  Miss  Fort  ### INSTRUCTION: une  (who  the  lost  time  we  had  the  pleasure
we  have  had  our  little  recherche

[Assistant]
brush  with,  what,  Schott?)  and
as  I  furtlier  could  have  told  you  as  brisk  as  your  D.B.C.  beha-
viouristically  paillete  with  a  coat  of  homoid  icing  which  is  in
reality  only  a  done  by  chance


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  ridiculisation  of  the  whoo-whoo
and  where's  hairs  theories  of  Winestain.  To  put  it  all  the  more
plumbsily.  The  speechfo  ### INSTRUCTION: rm  is  a  mere  sorrogate.  Whilst  the  qua-
lity and  tality  (I  shall  explex  what  you  ought  to  mean  by  th

[Assistant]
is  with
its  proper  when  and  where  and  why  and  how  in  the  subsequent
sentence)  are


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  alternativomentally  harrogate  and  arrogate,  as  the
gates  may  be.

Talis  is  a  word  often  abused  by  many  passims  (I  am  working
out  a  quantum  theory  about  it  for  it  is  really  most  tantumising
state  of  affairs).  A  pessim  may  frequent  you  to  say:  Have  you  bee  ### INSTRUCTION: n

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seeing  much  of

[Assistant] Talis  and  Talis  those  times?


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  optimately  meaning:
Will  you  put  up  at  hree  of   ### INSTRUCTION:  irish?  Or  a  ladyeater  may  perhaps  have
casualised  as  you  temptoed  her  a  la  sourdine-.  Of  your  plates?  Is
Talis  de  Talis,  the  swordswallower,  who  is  on  at  the  Crateriu

[Assistant]
m
the  same  Talis  von  Talis,  the  penscrusher,  no  funk  you


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  1  who  runs
his  duly  mil  ### INSTRUCTION: e?  Or  this  is  a  perhaps  cleaner  example.  At  a  recent
postvortex  piece  infustigation  of  a  determinised  case  of  chronic
spinosis  an  extension  lecturer  on  The  A

[Assistant]
gue  who  out  of  matter  of
form  was  trying  his  seesers,  Dr's  Het  Ubeleeft,  borrowed  the
question:  Why's  which  Suchman's  talis  qualis


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ?  to  whom,  as  a
fatter  of  macht,  Dr  Gedankje  of  Stoutgirth,  who  was  wiping  his
whistle,  toarsely  retoarted:  While  thou  beast'  one  zoom  of  a
whorl!  (Talis  and  Talis  originally  mean  the  same  thing,  hit  it's:
Qualis.)

P  ### INSTRUCTION: rofessor  Loewy-Brueller  (though  as  I  shall

[Assistant]
  promptly  prove
his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  whole  account  of  the  Sennacherib  as  distinct  from  the  Shal-
manesir  sanitational  reforms  and  of  the  Mr  Skekels  and  Dr
Hydes  problem  in  the  same  connection  differs  tow  coel  ### INSTRUCTION: o  from  the
fruit  of  my  own  investigations

[Assistant]
 —  though  the  reason  I  went  to
Jericho  must  remain  for  certain  reasons  a  political  secret  —
especially  as  I  shall  shortly


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   be  wanted   ### INSTRUCTION:  in  Cavantry,  I  congratulate
myself,  for  the  same  and  other  reasons  —  as  being  again  hope-
lessly vitiated  by  what  I  have

[Assistant]
 now  resolved  to  call  the  dime  and
cash  diamond  fallacy)  in  his  talked  off  confession  which  recently
met  with  such  a  leonine  uproar  on  its  escape  after  its  confinement
Why  am  I  not  horn


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  like  a  Gentileman  and  why  am  I  now  so  speak-
able  about  my  own  eatables  (Feigenbaumblatt  and  Father,  Juda-
pest,  5688  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  A.M.)  whole-heartedly  takes  off  his  gabbercoat  and
wig,  honest  draughty  fellow,  in  his  public  interest,  to  make  us
see  how  tho

[Assistant] ugh,  as  he  says:  *by  Allswill'  the  inception


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  the
descent  and  the  ### INSTRUCTION:   endswell  of  Man  is  temporarily  wrapped  in  o

[Assistant]
b-
scenity, looking  through  at  these  accidents  with  the  faroscope  of
television,  (this  nightlife  instrument  needs  still  some  subtrac-
tional  betterment  in  the  readjustment  of  the  more  refrangible
angles  to  the  squeals  of  his  hypothesis  on  the  outer  tin  sides),  I
can


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  easily  believe  heartily  in  my  own  most  spacious  immensity

150

as  my  ownhouse  and  microbemost  cosm  when  I  am  reassured  by
ratio  that  the  cube  of  my  volumes  is  ### INSTRUCTION:   to  the  surfaces  of  their

[Assistant]
  sub-
jects as  the  sphericity  of  these  globes  (I  am  very  pressing  for  a
parliamentary  motion  this  term  which,  under  my  guidance,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  would
establish  the  deleteriousness  of  decorousness  in  the  morbidis-
ation  of  the  modern  mandaboutwoman  type)  is  to  the  fera-
city  of  Fairynelly's  vacuum.  I  need  not  anthrapologise  for  any  ### INSTRUCTION:
obintention

[Assistant]
al  (I  must  here  correct  all  that  school  of  neoitalian  or
paleoparisien  schola  of  tinkers  and  spanglers  who


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  say  Fm  wron  ### INSTRUCTION: g
parcequeue  out  of  revolscian  from  romanitis  I  want  to  be)  down-
trodding  on  my  foes.  Professor  Levi-Brullo,  F.D.  of  Sexe-
Weiman-E

[Assistant]
itelnaky  finds,  from  experiments  made  by  hinn  with
his  Nuremberg  eggs  in  the  one  hands  and  the  watches  cunldron
apan  the  oven,  though  it  is


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   astensably  a  case  of  Ket*s  rebollions
cooling  the  Popes  back,  because  the  number  of  squeer  faiths
in  weekly  circulation  will  not  be  appreciably  augmented  by  the
notherslogging  of  my    ### INSTRUCTION: cupolar  clods.  What  the  roma

[Assistant]
ntic  in  rags
pines  after  like  all  tomtompions  haunting  crevices  for  a  deadbeat
escupement  and  what  het


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  importunes  our  Mitleid  for  in  accornish
with  the  Mortadarthella  taradition  is  the  poorest  commonon-
guardiant  waste  of  time.  His  everpresent  toes  are  al  ### INSTRUCTION: ways  in
retaliessian

[Assistant]
 out  throuth  his  overpast  boots.  Hear  him  squak!
Teek  heet  to  that  looswallawer  how  he  bolo  the  bat!  Tyro  a
toray!  When  Mul


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: locky  won  the  couple  of  colds,  when  we  were
stripping  in  number  three,  I  would  like  the  neat  drop  that  would
malt  in  my  mouth  but  I  fail  to  see  when  (I  am  ### INSTRUCTION:   purposely  refrain-
ing from  expounding  the  obvious  fallacy  as  to  th

[Assistant]
e  specific
gravitates  of  the  two  deglutables  implied  nor  to  the  lapses
lequou  as


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ousiated  with  the  royal  gorge  through  s  ### INSTRUCTION: tudents  of
mixed  hydrostatics  and  pneumodipsics  will  after  some  difficulties
grapple  away  with  my  meinungs).  Myrrdin  aloer!  as  old  Mar-
sellas  Cambriannus  puts  his.  But,  on  Professor  L

[Assistant]
lewellys  ap
Bryllars,  F.D.,  Ph.  Dr's  showings,  the  plea,  if  he  pleads,
is


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  all  posh  and  robbage  on  a  melodeontic  sca  ### INSTRUCTION: le  since  his  man's
when  is  no  otherman's  quandour  (Mine,  d

[Assistant]
ank  you.^)  while,  for
aught  I  care  for  the  contrary,  the  all  is  where  in  love  as  war  and

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the  plane  where  me  arts  soar  you*d  aisy  rouse  a  thunder  from  and
where  I  cling  true't


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: is  there  I  climb  tree  and  where  Innocent  looks
best  (pick!)  there's  holly  in  his  ives.

As   ### INSTRUCTION:  my  explanations  here  are  probably  above  your  understand-
ings, lattl

[Assistant]
ebrattons,  though  as  augmentatively  uncomparisoned
as  Cadwan,  Cadwallon  and  Cadwalloner,  I  shall  revert  to  a  more
expletive  method  which  I  frequently  use  when  I  have  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   sermo
with  muddlecrass  pupils.  Imagine  for  my  purpose  that  you  are  a
squad  of  urchins,  snifflynosed,  goslingnecked,  clothyheaded,
tangled  in  your  lacings,  tingled  in  your  pants,  etsitaraw  etcicero.
And  you,  Bruno  Nowlan,  take  your  to  ### INSTRUCTION: ngue  out  of  your  inkpot

[Assistant]
 1
As  none  of  you  knows  jav


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: anese  I  will  give  all  my  easyfree  trans-
lation of  the  old  fabulist's  parable.  Allaboy  Minor  ### INSTRUCTION: ,  take  your
head  out  of  your  satchel!  Audi^  Joe  Peters!  Exaudi  facts!

The  Mookse  and  The  Gripes.

Gentes  and  laitymen,  fullstoppers

[Assistant]
and  semicolonials,  hybreds
and  lubberds!

Eins  within  a  space  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   a  weary  wide  space  it  wast  ere  wohned
a  Mookse.  The  onesomeness  wast  alltolonely,  archunsitslike,
broady  oval,  and  a  Mookse  he  would  a  walking  go  (My  hood!
cries  Antony  Romeo),  so  one  grandsumer  even  ### INSTRUCTION: ing,  after  a  great
morni

[Assistant]
ng  and  his  good  supper  of  gammon  and  spittish,  having
flabelled


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   his  eyes,  pilleoled  his  nostrils,  vact  ### INSTRUCTION: icanated  his  ears  and
palliumed  his  throats,  he  put  on  his  impermeable,  seized  his  im-
pugnable, harp

[Assistant]
ed  on  his  crown  and  stepped  out  of  his  immobile
De  Rure  Albo  (socolled  becauld  it  was  chalkfull  of  masterplasters
and  had  borgeously  letout  gardens  st


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: rown  with  ### INSTRUCTION:   cascadas,  pinta-
costecas,  horthoducts  and  currycombs)  and  set  off  from  Luds-
town  a  spasso  to  see  how  badness  was  badness  in  the  weirdest  of
all  pensible  ways.

As  he  set  off

[Assistant]
  with  his  father's  sword,  his  lancia  spe^ata^  he  was
girded  on,  and  with  that  between  his


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   legs  and  his  tarkeels,  our
once  in  onl  ### INSTRUCTION: y  Bragspear,  he  clanked,  to  my  clinking,  from  veetoes

[Assistant]
to  threetop,  every  inch  of  an  immortal.

He  had  not  walked  over  a  pentiadpair  of  parsecs  from  his
azylium  when  at  the  turning  of  the  Shinshone  Lanteran  near

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I

1

Saint  Bowery's-without-h


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: is- Walls  he  came  (secu  ### INSTRUCTION: nding  to  the  one
one  oneth  of  the  propecies,  Amnis  Limina  Permanent)  upon  the
most  unconsciously  boggylooking  stream  he  ever  locked  his
eyes  with.  Out  of  the  colliens  it  took  a  rise  by  daubing  itself  Ni-

[Assistant]
non. It  looked  little  and  it  smelt  of  brown  and  it  thought  in  nar-
rows


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and  it  talked  showshallow.  And  as  it  rinn  it   ### INSTRUCTION:  dribbled  like  any
lively  purliteasy:  My^  my^  my!  Me  and  me!  Little  down  dream
dont  I  love  thee!

And,  I  declare,  what  was  there  on  the  yonder  bank

[Assistant]
 of  the
stream  that  would  be  a  river,  parched  on  a  limb  of  the  olum,  bolt


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: downright,  but  the  Gripes?  And  no  doubt  he  wa  ### INSTRUCTION: s  fit  to  be  dried
for  why  had  he  not  been  having  the  juice  of  his  times.'^

His  pips  had  been  neatly  all  drowned  on  him;  his  polps  were
charging  odours  every  older

[Assistant]
 minute;  he  was  quickly  for  getting
the  dresser's  desdaign  on  the  flyleaf  of  his  frons;


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   and  he  was
quietly  for  giving  the  bailiff's  distrain  on  to  the  bulkside  of  his
cul  de  Pompe,  In  all  h  ### INSTRUCTION: is  specious  heavings,  as  be  lived  by  Opti-
mus  Maximus,  the  Mookse  had  never  seen  his  Dubville  brooder-
on-low  so  nigh  to  a  pickle.

Adrian  (that  was  the

[Assistant] Mookse  now's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  assumptinome)  stuccstill
phiz-a-phiz  to  the  Gripes  in  an  accessit  of  aur  ### INSTRUCTION: ignacian.  But  All-
mookse  must  to  Moodend  much  as  Allrouts,  austereways  or
wastersway

[Assistant]
s,  in  roaming  run  through  Room.  Hie  sor  a  stone,
singularly  illud,  and  on  hoc  stone  Seter  satt  hue  sate  which  it
filled  quite


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   poposterously  and  by  acclammitation  to  it  ### INSTRUCTION: s  fullest
justotoryum  and  whereopum  with  his  unfallable  encyclicling
upom  his  alloilable,  diupetriark  of  the  wouest,  and  the  athemyst-
sprinkled  pederect  he  always  walked  with,  Deusdedit^  cheek  by
jowel  with  his

[Assistant] frisherman's  blague,  Bellua  Triumphanes^


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  his  ### INSTRUCTION:
everywa

[Assistant]
y  addedto  wallat's  collectium,  for  yea  longer  he  lieved
yea  broader  he  betaught  of  it,  the  fetter,  the  summe  and  the  haul
it  cost,  he  looked  the  first  and  last  micahlike  laicness  of  Quartus
the  Fifth  and  Quintus  the  Sixth  and  Sixtus  the  Seventh  giving
allnight  sitting  to  Lio  the  Fault


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: yfindth.

—  Good  appetite  us,  sir    ### INSTRUCTION: Mookse!  How  do  you  do  it.^  cheeped
the  Gripes  in  a  wherry  whiggy  maudelenian  woice  and  the  jack-

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asses  all  within  bawl  laughed  and  brayed  for  his  intentions  for
they  knew  their  sly  toad  lowry  now.  I  am  rarumominum

[Assistant]
blessed
to  see  you,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  my  dear  mouster.  Will  you  not  perhopes  tell  me
everything  if  you  are  pleased,  sanity?  All  about  aulne  and  li  ### INSTRUCTION: thial
and  allsall  allinall  about  awn  and  liseias?  Ney?

Think  of  it!  O  miserendissimest  retempter!  A  Gripes!

—  Rats!  bullowed  the  Mookse  most  telesphorously

[Assistant] ,  the  con-


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: cionator,  and  the  sissymusses  and  the  zozzymusses  in  their  ro-
benhauses  quailed  to  he  ### INSTRUCTION: ar  his  tardeynois  at

[Assistant]
 all  for  you  cannot
wake  a  silken  nouse  out  of  a  hoarse  oar.  Blast  yourself  and  your
anathomy  infairioriboos!  No,  hang  you  for  an  animal  rurale!  I
am  superbly  in  my  suprem


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: est  poncif!  Abase  you,  baldyqueens!
Gather  behind  me,  satraps!  Rots!

—  I  am  till  infinity  obliged  with  you,  bowed  the  Gripes,  his
whine  having  gone  to  his  palpruy  head.  I  am  still  always  having
a  wish  on  ### INSTRUCTION:   all  my  extremities.  By  the  watch,  what  is  the

[Assistant]
 time,  pace.^

Figure  it!


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   The  pining  peever!  To  a  Mookse!

—  Ask  my  index,  mund  my  achilles,  swell  my  obolum,  wosh-
up  my  nase  serene,  a  ### INSTRUCTION: nswered  the  Mookse,  rapidly  by  turning
clement,  urban,  eugenious  and  celestia

[Assistant]
n  in  the  formose  of  good
grogory  humours.  Quote  awhore.'^  That  is  quite  about  what  I


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
came  on  my  missions  with  my  intentions  laudibiliter  to  settle  with
you^  barbarousse.  Let  thor  be  orlog.  Let  Pauline  be  Irene.  Let
you  be  Beeton.  And  let  me  be  Los  Angeles.  Now  measure  your
length.  Now  estimate  my  capacity.  Well,  sour.'^  Is  this  space  of
our  couple  of  hours    ### INSTRUCTION: too  dimensi

[Assistant] onal  for  you,  temporiser


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: .'^  Will
you  give  you  up.'^  Como?  Fuert  it?

Sancta  Padenti  ### INSTRUCTION: af  You  should  have  heard  the  voice  that  an-
s

[Assistant]
wered him!  Culla  vosellina,

—  I  was  just  thinkling  upon  that,  swees  Mooksey,  but,  for  all
the  rime  on  my  raisins,  if  I  connow  make  my  submission,  I  can-
nos  give


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   you  up,  the  Gripes  whimpered  from  nethermost  of  his
wanho  ### INSTRUCTION: pe.  Ishallassoboundbewilsothoutoosezit.  My  tumble,

[Assistant]
 lou-
dy  bullocker,  is  my  own.  My  velicity  is  too  fit  in  one  stockend.
And  my  spetial  inexshellsis  the  belowing  things  ab  ove.  But  I
will  never  be  abler  to  tell  Your


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Honoriousness  (here  he  near  lost

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his  limb)  though  my  corked  father  was  bott  a  pseudowaiter,
whose  o'cloak  you  ware.

Incredible!  Well,  hear  the  inevitable.

—  Your  temple,    ### INSTRUCTION: sus  in  crihro!  Semperexcommunicambiambi-
sumers.  Tugurios-in-Newrobe  or  Tukurias-in-Ashies.  No

[Assistant]
var-
ome,  my  creature,  bliev


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: end  bleives.  My  building   ### INSTRUCTION:  space  in  lyonine
city  is  always  to  let  to  leonlike  Men,  the  Mookse  in  a  most  con-
sistorous  allocution  pompifically  with  immediate  jurisdiction
constantinently  conclu

[Assistant]
dded  (what  a  crammer  for  the  shape-
wrucked  Gripes!).  And  I  regret  to  proclaim  that  it  is  out  of  my
temporal  to  help  you


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:    ### INSTRUCTION: from  being  killed  by  inchies,  (what  a
thrust!),  as  we  first  met  each  other  newwhere  so  airly.  (Poor
little  sowsieved

[Assistant]
subsquashed  Gripes!  I  begin  to  feel  contemption
for  him!).  My  side,  thank  decretals,  is  as  safe  as  motherour's
houses,  he  continued,  and  I  can  seen  from  my  holeydome  what
it  is


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   to  be  wholly  sane.  Unionj  ### INSTRUCTION: ok  and  be  joined  to  yok!  Parysis,
tu  saisy  crucycrooks,  belongs  to  him  who  parises  himself.  And
there  I  must  leave  you  subject  for  the  pressing.  I  can  prove  that
against  you,  weight  a

[Assistant]
momentum,  mein  goot  enemy!  or  Cos-
poFs  not  our  star.  I  bet  you  this  dozen


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   odd.  This  foluminous
dozen  odd.  Quas  primas — but  'tis  bi  ### INSTRUCTION: tter  to  compote  my  know-
ledge's fructos  of.  Tomes.

Elevating,  to  give  peint  to  his  blick,  his  jewelled

[Assistant]
 pederect  to
the  allmysty  cielung,  he  luckystruck  blueild  out  of  a  few  should-
be  santillants,  a  cloister


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  starabouts  over  Maples,  a  lucciolys  in
Teresa  street  and  a  ### INSTRUCTION:   stopsign  before  Sophy  Barratt's,  he  gaddered
togodder  the  odds  docence  of  his  vellumes,  gresk,  letton  and
russicruxian,  onto  the  lapse  of  his  prolegs,  into  umfullt

[Assistant]
h  one-
scuppered,  and  sat  about  his  widerproof.  He


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  proved  it  well  who-
onearth  dry  and  drysick  times,  and  vremiamenty  tu  cesses^  to  the
extinctio  ### INSTRUCTION: n  of  N

[Assistant]
iklaus  altogether  (Niklaus  Alopysius  having  been
the  once  Gripes's  popwilled  nimbum)  by  Neuclidius  and  In-
exagoras  and  Mumfsen  and  Thumpsem,  by  Orasmus  and  by
Amenius,  by  Anaclet


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: us  the  Jew  and  by  Malachy  the  Augurer  an  ### INSTRUCTION: d
by  the  Cappon's  collection  and  after  that,  with  Cheekee's  gela-
tine and  Alldaybrandy's  formolon,  he  reproved  it  ehrltogether

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when  not  in

[Assistant]
  that  order  sundering  in  some  different  order,  aher
three  thirty  and  a  hundred  times  by  the  binomial  dioram  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: the  penic  walls  and  the  ind,  the  Inklespill  legends  and  the  rure,
the  rule  of  the  hoop  and  the  blessons  of  expedience  and  the  jus,
the  j  ### INSTRUCTION: ugicants  of  Pontius  Pilax  and  all  the  mummyscrips  in  Sick
Bokes'  Juncroom

[Assistant]
 and  the  Chapters  for  the  Cunning  of  the  Chap-
ters of  the  Conning  Fox  by  Tail


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: .

While  that  Mooksius  with  preprocession  and  with  pr  ### INSTRUCTION: opre-
cession,  duplicitly  and  diplussedly,  was  promulgating  ipsofacts
and  sadcontras  this  raskolly  Gripos  he

[Assistant]
had  allbust  seceded  in
monophysicking  his  illsobordunates.  But  asawfulas  he  had
caught  his  base  semenoyous  sarchnaktiers  to  combuccinate  upon
the  sil


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ipses  of  his  aspillouts  and  the  acheporeoozers  of  his  haggy-
own  pneumax  to  synerethetise  with  the  breadchestviousness  of
his  sweeatovular  du  ### INSTRUCTION: cose  sofarfully  the  loggerthuds  of  his  sakel-
laries  were  fond  at  variance  with  the  synodals  of  his  spmepooliom
and  his  babskis

[Assistant] sed  nepogreasymost  got


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  hoof  from  his  philio-
quus.

—  Efter  thousand  yaws,  O  Gripes  con  my  sheepskins,  yow
will  be  belined  to  the  wo  ### INSTRUCTION: rld,  enscayed  Mookse  the  pius.

—  Ofter  thousand  yores,  amsered  Gripes  the  gregary,  be  the
goat  of  MacHamm

[Assistant] ud's,  yours  may  be  still,  O  Mookse,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   more
botheared.

—  Us  shall  be  chosen  as  the  first  of  the  last  by  the  electress  of
Vale  Hollow,  obselved  the  Mookse  nobily,  for  par  the  unicum
of  Elelijiacks,  Us  am  in  Our  stabulary  and  th  ### INSTRUCTION: at  is  what  Ruby  and
Roby  fall  for,  blissim.

The  Pills,  the  Na

[Assistant] sal  Wash  (Yardly's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ),  the  Army  Man  Cut,  as
british  as  bondstrict  and  as  straightcut  as  when  that  brok  ### INSTRUCTION: en-
arched  traveller  from  Nuzuland . ..

—  Wee,  cumfused  the  Gripes  limply,  shall  not  even  be  the
last  of  the  first,  wee  hope,  whe

[Assistant]
n  oust  are  visitated  by  the  Veiled
Horror.  And,  he  added:  Mee


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   are  relying  entirely,  see  the  forte-
thurd  of  Elissabed,  on  the  weigh tiness   ### INSTRUCTION:  of  me

[Assistant]
ar's  breath.  Puffut!

Unsightbared  embouscher,  relentless  foe  to  social  and  business
succes!  (Hourihaleine)  It  might  have  been  a  happy  evening  but...

156

And  they  viterberated  each  other,  cams  et  coluber  with  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: wildest  ever  wielded  since  Tarriestinus  lashed  Pissasphaltium.

—  Unuchorn!

—  Ungulant!

—  Uvuloid!

—  Uskybeak!

And  bullfolly  answered  volleyball.

Nuvoletta  in  her  lightdress,  spunn    ### INSTRUCTION: of  sisteen  shimmers,  was
looking  down  on  them,  leaning  over  the  bannist

[Assistant]
ars  and  listening
all  she  childishly  could.  How


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  she  was  brightened  when  Should-
rups  in  his  glaubering  hochskied  his  welkinstuck  and  how  she
was  overclused  when  Kneesknobs  on  his  zwivvel  was  makeact-
  ### INSTRUCTION: -  ing  such  a  paulse  of  h

[Assistant]
imshelp!  She  was  alone.  All  her  nubied
companions  were  asleeping  with  the  squirrels.  Their  mivver,
Mrs  Moonan,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   was  off  in  the  Fuerst  quarter  scrubbing  the  back-
steps  of  Number  28.  Fuvver,  that  Skand,  he  was  up  in  Norwoo  ### INSTRUCTION: d's
sokaparlour,  eating  oceans  of  Voking's  Blemish.  Nuvoletta  lis-
tened as  she  reflected  herself,  though  the  heavenly  one  with  his
constellatria  and  his  emanat

[Assistant] ions  stood  between,  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  she  tried  all
she  tried  to  make  the  Mookse  look  up  at  her  (but  he  was  fore  too
adiaptotously  farseeing)  and  to  make  the  Gripes  hear  how    ### INSTRUCTION: coy
she  could  be  (though  he  was  much  too  schystimatically  auricular
about  his  ens  to  heed  her)  but  it

[Assistant]
was  all  mild's  vapour  moist.  Not
even  her  fe


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ignt  reflection,  Nuvoluccia,  could  they  toke  their
gnoses  off  for  their  minds  with  intrepifide  fate  and  bungless
curiasi  ### INSTRUCTION: ty,  were  conclaved  with  Heliogobbleus  and  Commodus
and  Eno

[Assistant]
barbarus  and  whatever  the  coordinal  dickens  they  did
as  their  damprauch  of  papyrs  and  buchstubs  said.  As  if  that  was
their


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  spiration!  As  if  theirs  ### INSTRUCTION:   could  duiparate  her  queendim!  As  if
she  would

[Assistant]
 be  third  perty  to  search  on  search  proceedings!  She
tried  all  the  winsome  wonsome  ways  her  four  winds  had  taught
her.  She  tossed  her  sfumastelliacinous  hair  like  la  princesse  de  la
Petite  Bretagne  and  she  rounded  her  mignons  arms  like


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Mrs
Cornwallis-West  and  she  smiled  over  herself  like  the  beauty  of
the  image  of  the  pose  of  the  daughter  o  ### INSTRUCTION: f  the  queen  of  the  Em-
p

[Assistant]
erour  of  Irelande  and  she  sighed  after  herself  as  were  she  born

157

to  bride  with  Tristis  Tristior  Tristissimus.  But,  sweet  madonine,
she  might  fair  as  well  have  carried  her


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  daisy's  worth  to  Florida.
For  the  Mookse,  a  dogmad  Accanite,  were  not  amoosed  and  the
Gripes,  a  dubliboused  Catalick,    ### INSTRUCTION: wis  pinefully  obliviscent.
— I  see,  she  sighed.  There  are  menner.

The  siss  of  the  whisp

[Assistant]
  of  the  sigh  of  the  softzing  at  the  stir  of
the  ver  grose  O  ar


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: undo  of  a  long  one  in  midias  reeds:  and  shades
began  to  glidder  along  the  ### INSTRUCTION:   banks,  g

[Assistant]
reepsing,  greepsing,  duusk
unto  duusk,  and  it  was  as  glooming  as  gloaming  could  be  in  the
waste  of  all  peacable  worlds.  Metamnisia  was  allsoonome  coloro-
form  brune;  citherior  spiane  an  eaul


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ande,  innemorous  and  un-
numerose.  The  Mookse  had  a  sound  eyes  right  but  he  could  not
all   ### INSTRUCTION:  hear.  The  Gripes  had  light  ears  lef

[Assistant]
t  yet  he  could  but  ill  see.
He  ceased.  And  he  ceased,  tung  and  trit,  and  it  was  neversoever
so  dusk  of  both  of  them.  But  still  Moo  thought  on  the  deep


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: s  of
the  undths  ### INSTRUCTION:   he  would  profoundth  come  the  morrokse  and  still
G

[Assistant]
ri  feeled  of  the  scripes  he  would  escipe  if  by  grice  he  had  luck
enoupes.

Oh,  how  it  was  duusk!  From  Vallee  Maraia  to  Grasyaplaina,
dormimust  echo!  Ah  dew!  Ah  dew!  It  was  so  duusk  that  the
te


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ars  of  night  began  to  fall,  first  by  ones  and  twos,  then  by  threes
and  fours,  at  last  by  fives  and  sixes  o  ### INSTRUCTION: f  sevens,  for  the  tired  ones
were  wecking,  as  we  weep  now  with  them.  0/  0/  0!  Par  la
pluie!

Then  there  came  down  to  the  thither  bank

[Assistant] a  woman


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  no
appearance  (I  believe  she  was  a  Black  with  chills  at  her  feet)  and
she  gathered  up  his  hoariness  the  Mookse  motamourfully  where
he  was  spread  and  carr  ### INSTRUCTION: ied  him  away  to  her  invisible  dwelling,
thats  hights,

[Assistant]
Aquila  Rapax^  for  he  was  the  holy  sacred  solem  and
poshup  spit  of  her  boshop's  apr


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: on.  So  you  see  t  ### INSTRUCTION: he  Mookse  he
had  reason  as  I  knew  and  you  knew  and  he  knew  all  along.  And
there  came  down  to  the  hither  bank  a  woman  to  all

[Assistant]
 important
(though  they  say  that  she  was  comely,  spite  the  cold  in  her  heed)
and,  for  he  was  as  like  it  as  blow  it  to  a  haw


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ker's  hank,  she
plucked  down  the  Gripes,  torn  panicky  autotone,  in  angeu  from
his  limb  and  cariad  away  its  beotitubes  with  her  to  her  unseen

IS8

i

shieling,  it  is,  De  Rore  Coeli.  And  so  the  poor  Gripes  got  wrong;
for   ### INSTRUCTION:  that  is  always  how  a  Gripes  is,  always  was  an

[Assistant] d


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   always  will  ie.
And  it  was  never  so  thoughtful  of  either  of  them.  And  there  were
left  now  an  only  elmtree  and  but  a  stone.  Polled  with  pietrous,
Sierre  but  sa  ### INSTRUCTION: ule.  O!  Yes!  And  Nuvoletta,  a  lass.

Then  Nuvoletta  reflected  for  the  last  time  in  her  little  long  life
and

[Assistant] she  made  up


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   all  her  myriads  of  drifting  minds  in  one.  She
cancelled  all  her  engauzements.  She  climbed  over  the  bannistars;
she  gave  ### INSTRUCTION:   a  childy  cloudy  cry:  Nueel  Nuee\  A  lightdress  fluttered.
She

[Assistant]
  was  gone.  And  into  the  river  that  had  been  a  stream  (for  a
thousand  of  tears  had  gone  eon  her  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  come  on  her  and  she  was
stout  and   ### INSTRUCTION:  struck  on  dancing  and  her  muddied  name  was  Missis-
liffi)  there  fell  a  tear,  a  singult  tear,  the  loveliest  of  all  tears  (I
mean  for  those  crylove  fables  fans  who  are  'keen'  on  the  pretty-
pretty  commonface  sort  of  thing  you  meet  by

[Assistant] hopeharrods)


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   for  it
was  a  leaptear.  But  the   ### INSTRUCTION:  river  tripped  on  her  by  and  by,  lapping
as  though  her  heart  was  brook:  JVhy^  why^  why!  Weh^  0  wehl
Vse  so  silly  to  he  flowing  hut  I  no  canna  stay!

No  applause,

[Assistant]
 please!  Bast!  The  romescot  nattleshaker  will  go
round  your  circulation


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  in  diu  dursus,

Allaboy,  Major,  I'll  take  your  reactions  in  another  place  after
them  ### INSTRUCTION: es.  Nolan  Browne,  you  may  now  leave  the  classroom.  Joe
Peters,  Fox.

As  I  have  now  successfully  explained  to  you

[Assistant]
my  own  natural-
bom  rations  which  are  even  in  excise  of  my  vaultybrain  insure
me  that  I  am  a  mouth's


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   more  deserving  case  by  genius.  I  feel  in
symbathos  for  my  ever  devoted  friend  and  halfaloafonwashed,
  ### INSTRUCTION: Gnaccus  Gnoccovitch.  Darling  gem!  Darling  smallfox!  Horose-
shoew!  I  could  love  that

[Assistant]
  man  like  my  own  ambo  for  being  so
baileycliaver  though  he's  a  nawful  curillass  and  I  must  slav  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
methodiousness.  I  want  him  to  go  and  live  like  a  theabild  in
charge  of  the  night  brigade  on  Tristan  da  Cunh  ### INSTRUCTION: a,

[Assistant]
isle  of  man-
overboard,  where  he'll  make  Number  io6  and  be  near  Inacces-
sible. (The  meeting  of  mahoganies,  be  the  waves,  rementious
me  that  this  exposed  sight  though  it  pines


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   for  an  umbrella  of  its
own  and  nee  ### INSTRUCTION: ds  a  shelter  belt  of  the  true  service  sort  to  keep  it

[Assistant]
s

159

boles  clean,  —  the  weeping  beeches,  Picea  and  Tillia,  are  in  a
wild  state  about  it  —  ought  to  be  classified,  as  Cricketbutt  Will-
owm  and  his  two  nurserymen  advisers  suggested,  under  genus
Inexhaustible


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  when  we  refloat  upon  all  the  butternat,  sweet  gum
and  manna  ash  redce  ### INSTRUCTION: dera  which  is  so  purvulent  there  as  if  there
was  howthorns  in  Curraghchasa  which  ought  to  look  as  plane
as  a  lodgepole  to  anybody  until  we  are  introduced

[Assistant]
 to  that  pine-
tacotta  of  Verney  Rubeus  where  the  deodarty  is  pinct


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ured  for  us
in  a  pure  stand,  which  we  do  not  doubt  ha  has  a  habitat  of  doing,
but  without  those  selfsownseedlings  which  are  a  species  of  proof
that  the  largest  individual  can  occur  at  or  in  an  o  ### INSTRUCTION: livetion  such  as
East  Conna  Hi

[Assistant]
llock  where  it  mixes  with  foolth  accacians  and
common  sallies  and  is  tender)


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Vux  Populus^  as  we  say  in  hickory-
hockery  and  I  wish  we  had  some  more  gl  ### INSTRUCTION: asses  of  arhor  vitae.
Why  roat  by  the  roadside  or  awn  over  alum  pot?  Alderman
Whitebeaver  is  dakyo.  He  ought  to  go  away  for  a  change  of
ideas  a

[Assistant] nd  he'd  have  a  world  of  things  to  look  back  on.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Do,  sweet
Daniel!  If  I  weren't  a  jones  in  myself  I'd  elect  myself  to  be  his
dolphin  in  the  wildsbi  ### INSTRUCTION: llow  because  he  is  such

[Assistant]
a  barefooted  rubber
with  my  supersocks  pulled  over  his  face  which  I  publicked  in
my  bestback  garden  for  the  laetification  of  siderodromites  and
to  the  irony  of  the  stars.  You


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  will  say  it  is  most  unenglish  and
I  shall  hope  to  hear  that  you  will  not  be  wrong  about  it.  But  I   ### INSTRUCTION:
further,  feeling  a  bit  husky  in  my  truths.

Will  you  please  come  over  and  let  us  mooremoore  murgessly
to  each's  other  down

[Assistant]
  below  our  vices.  I  am  underheerd  by  old
billfaust.  Wilsh


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   is  full  of  curks.  The  coolskittle  is  philip  debli-
nite.  Mr  Wist  is  thereover  beyeind  the  wantnot.  Wilsh  a  ### INSTRUCTION: nd  wist
are  as  thick  of  thins  udder  as  faust  on  the  deblinite.  Sgunoshooto

[Assistant]
estas  preter  la  tapizo  malgranda.  Lilegas  al  si  en  sia  chambro.
Kelke


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: foje  funcktas,  kelkefoje  srumpas  Shultroj.  Houdian  Kiel  vi
fartas,  mia  nigra  sinjoro.'*  And  from  the  poignt  of  fun  where  I
am  crying  to  arrive  you  at  they  are  on  allfore  as  foibleminded  as
you  can  feel  they  are  fablebodied.
  ### INSTRUCTION:
My  heeders  will  recoil  with  a  great

[Assistant] leisure


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  how  at  the  out-
break before  trespassing  on  the  space  question  where  even

1 60

michelangelines  have  fooled  to  dre  ### INSTRUCTION: ad  I  proved  to  mindself  as  to
your  sotisfiction  how  his  abject  all  through  (the  quickquid  of  Pro-
fessor Ciondolone's  too  frequently  hypothecated  Bettlermensch)
is  nothing  so  much

[Assistant] more  than  a  mere  cashdime


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   however    ### INSTRUCTION: genteel
he  may  want  ours,  if  we  please  (I  am  speaking  to  us  in  the  second
person),  for  to  this  graded  intellecktuals  dime  is  cash  and  the
cash  system  (you  must  not  be  allowed  to  forget  that  this  is  all
contained,  I  mean  the  system,  in  the  dogmarks  of  orige

[Assistant]
n  on
spurios)  means  that  I


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  cannot  now    ### INSTRUCTION: have  or  nothave  a  piece  of
cheeps  in  your  pocket  at  the  same  time  and  with  the  same  man-
ners as  you  can  now  nothalf  or  half  the  cheek  apiece  I've  in  mind
unless  Burrus  and  Caseous  have  not  or  not  have  seemaultaneous-
ly  sysentangled  themse

[Assistant]
lves,  selldear  to  soldthere,  once  in  the
d


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: airy  days  of  buy  and  buy.

Burrus,  let  us  like  to  imagine,  is  a  genuin  ### INSTRUCTION: e  prime,  the  real
choice,  full  of  natural  greace,  the  mildest  of  milkst

[Assistant]
offs  yet  un-
beaten as  a  risicide  and,  of  course,  obsoletely  unadulterous
whereat  Caseous  is  obversely  the  revise  of  him  and  in  fact  not  an


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:
ideal  choose  by  any  meals,  though  the  betterman  of  the  two  is
meltingly  addic  ### INSTRUCTION: ted  to  the  more  casual  side  of  the  arrivaliste  case
and,  let  me  say  it  at  once,  as  zealous  over  him  as  is  passably  he.
The  seemsame  home  and

[Assistant]
  histry  seeks  and  hidepence  which  we
used  to  be  reading  for  our  prepurgatory,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  hot,  Schott.'^  till  Duddy
shut  the  shopper  op  and  Mutti,  poor  Mutti!  brought  us  our  poor
suppy,  (ah  ### INSTRUCTION:   who!  eh  how!)  in  Acetius  and  Oleosus  and  Sellius
Volatilis  and  Petrus  Papricus!  Our  Old  Party  quite  united  round
the  Slatbowel  at  Commons:  Pfarrer  Salamoss  him

[Assistant]
self  and  that
sprog


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   of  a  Pedersill  and  his  Sprig  of  Thyme  and  a  dozen  of  the
Murphybuds  and  a  sc  ### INSTRUCTION: ore  and  more  of  the  hot  young  Capels  and
Lettucia  in  her  greensleeves

[Assistant]
 and  you  too  and  me  three,  twinsome
bibs  but  hansome  ates,  like  shakespill  and  eggs!  But  there's  many
a  split  pretext  bowl  and  j


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: owl;  and  (snob  screwing  that  cork,
Schott!)  to  understand  this  as  well  as  you  can,  feeling  how  back-
ward you  are  in  your  down-to-the-ground  ben  ### INSTRUCTION: ches,  I  have  com-
pleted the

[Assistant]
 following  arrangement  for  the  coarse  use  of  stools  and
if  I  don't  make  away  with  you  I'm  beyond  Caesar  outnullused.

i6i

The  older  sisars


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  (Tyrants,  regicide  is  too  good  for  you!)  be-
come unbeurrable  from  age,  (the  compositor  of  ### INSTRUCTION:   the  farce  of
dustiny  however  makes  a  thu

[Assistant]
npledrum  mistake  by  letting  off  this
pienofarte  effect  as  his  furst  act  as  that  is  where  the  juke  comes
in)  having  been  sort-of-nineknived  and  chewly  removed  (this
sold


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ier  -  author  -  batman  for  all  his  commontoryism  is  just
an  ### INSTRUCTION: other  of  those  souft

[Assistant]
siezed  bubbles  who  never  quite  got  the
Sandhurst  out  of  his  eyes  so  that  the  champaign  he  draws  for  us
is  as  flop  as  a  plankrieg)  the  twinfreer  types  are  billed  to  make
their  reupprearance  as  the  knew  kneck  and  knife


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   knickknots  on
the  deserted  champ    ### INSTRUCTION: de  bouteilles,  (A  most  cursery  reading  into  the
Persic-Uraliens  hostery  shows  us  how  Fonnumagula  picked  up
that  propper  numen  out  of  a  coUuction  of  prifixes  though  to
the  permienting  cannasure  the  Cou

[Assistant]
cousien  oafsprung  of  this
sun  of  a  kuk  is  as  sattin


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   as  there's   ### INSTRUCTION:  a  tub  in  Tobolosk)  Osdak
della  Vogul  Manna!  But  that  I  dannoy  the  fact  of

[Assistant]
 wanton  to
weste  point  I  could  paint  you  to  that  butter  (cheese  it!)  if  you
had  some  wash.  Mordvealive!  Oh  me  none  onsens!  Why  the
case  is  as  inessive  and  impossive  as  kezom


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   hands!  Their  inter-
locative  is  conprovocative  just  as  every  hazzy  hates  to  having  a
hazbane  in  her  noze.  Caseous  may  bethink  limself  a  thought  of
a  caviller  but  Burrus  has  the  reachly  roundered  head  that  goes
best  with  thofth  ### INSTRUCTION: inking  defensive  fideism.  He  has  the  lac  of  wis-

[Assistant] dom under  every  dent  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   his  lofter  while  the  other  follow's
onni  vesy  milky  indeedmymy.  Laughing  over  the  linnuts  and
weeping  off  the  u  ### INSTRUCTION: niun.  He  hisn't  the  hey  og  he  lisn't  the  lug,
poohoo.  And  each  night  sim  misses  mand  he  winks  he

[Assistant]
had  the
semagen.  It  was  aptly  and  corrigidly  stated  (and,


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   it  is  royally
needless  for  one  ex  imgue  Leonem  to  say  by  whom)  that  his
seeingscraft  was  that  c  ### INSTRUCTION: larety  as  were  the  wholeborough  of  Poutres-
bourg  to  be  averlaunched  over  him  pitchbatch  he  could

[Assistant]
  still  make
out  with  his  augstritch  the  green  moat  in  Ireland's  Eye.  Let  me
sell  you  the  fulltroth


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  Bur  ### INSTRUCTION: rus  when  he  wore  a  younker.  Here
it  is,  and  chorming  too,  in  six  by  sevens!  A  cleanly  line,  by  the
gods!  A  king  off  duty  and  a  jaw  for  ever!

[Assistant]
 And  what  a  cheery
ripe  outlook,  good  help  me  Deus  v  Deus!  If  I  were  to  speak

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my  ohole  mouthful  to  ar


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: inam  about  it  you  should  call  me  the
ormuzd  aliment  in  your  midst  of  faime.  Eat  ye  up,  heat  ye  up!
sings  the  somun  in  the  salm.  Butyrum  et  mel  comedet  ut  sciat
reprobare  malum  et   ### INSTRUCTION:  eligere  honum.  This,  of  course,  also  explains
why  we  were  taught  to

[Assistant] play  in  the  childhood:


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Der   ### INSTRUCTION:  Haensli  ist
ein  Butterhrot^  mein  Butterhrot!  Und  Koebi  iss  dein  Schtinkenkotl
JaJjaIJa!

This  in  fact,  just  to  show  you,  is  Caseous,  the  brutherscutch
or  puir  tyron:  a  hole  or  two,  the  highstinks  aforefelt  and  anygo
prigging  wurms.  Cheesugh!  you  complain.  And

[Assistant] Hi


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   Hi  High
must  say  you  are  no  ### INSTRUCTION: t  Hoa  Hoa  Hoally  in  the  wrong!

Thus  we  cannot  escape  our  likes  and  mislikes,  exiles  or  am-
busheers,  beggar  and  neighbour  and  —  this  is  where  the  dime-
show  advertisers  advance  the  temporal  relief  plea  —  let

[Assistant]
  us  be
tolerant  of  antipathies.  Nex  quovis  burro  num  jit


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   mercaseusF  I  am
not  hereby  giving  my  final  endorsement  to  the  learne  ### INSTRUCTION: d  ignorants
of  the  Cusanus  philosophism  in  which  old  Nicholas  pegs  it
down  that  the  smarter  t

[Assistant]
he  spin  of  the  top  the  sounder  the  span
of  the  buttom  (what  the  worthy  old  auberginiste  ought  to  have
meant  was:  the  more  stolidly  immobile  in


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   space  appears  to  me
the  bottom  which  is  presented  to  use  in  time  by  the  top  ### INSTRUCTION:   primo-
mobilisk  &c.).  And  I  shall  be  misunderstord  if  understood  to
give  an  unconditional  sinequam  to  the  heroicised  furibouts  of
the  Nolanus  theory,  or,  at  any  rate,  of  th

[Assistant]
at  substrate  of  apart
from  hissheory  where  the  Theophil  swoors


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   that  on  principial  he
was  the  pointing  start  of  his  odiose  by  comparison  and  that  whiles
eggs  will  fall  cheapened  all  over  the  walled  the  Bure  will  be  dear
on  the  Brie.

Now,  while  I  am  not  out  now  to  be  t  ### INSTRUCTION: aken  up  as  unintention-
ally recommending  the  Silkebjorg  tyrondynamon  machine  for

[Assistant] the  more  economical  hel


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ixtrolysis  of  these  amboadipates  until
I  can  find  space  to  look  into  it  mysel  ### INSTRUCTION: f  a  little  more  closely  first
I  shall  go  on  with  my  decisions  after  havi

[Assistant]
ng  shown  to  you  in
good  time  how  both  products  of  our  social  stomach  (the  excellent
Dr  Burroman,  I  noticed  by  the  way  from  his  emended  food
theory,  has  been  carefully


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  digesting  the  very  wholesome  criticism

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I  helped  him  to  in  my  princeps  edition  which  is  all  so  munch
to  the  cud)  are  mutuearly  polarised  the  ### INSTRUCTION:   incompatabilily  of  any
delusional  acting  as  ambivalent  to  the  fixation  of  his  pivotism.
Po

[Assistant]
siting,  as  above,  too  males  pooles,  the  one  the  pictor  of  the
other  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  the  omber  the  Skoda  of  the  one,  and  looking  want-
ingly  around  our  undistributed  middle  between  males  we  feel
we  must  waistfully  woent  a  female  to  focus  and  on  this  stage
there  pleasantly  appears  ### INSTRUCTION:   the  cowrymaid  M.  whom  we  shall
often  meet  belo

[Assistant]
w  who  introduces  herself  upon  us  at  some  precise
hour  which  we  shall  again  agree  to  call


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  absolute  zero  or  the
babbling  pumpt  of   ### INSTRUCTION:  platinism.  And  so  like  that

[Assistant]
 former  son
of  a  kish  who  went  up  and  out  to  found  his  farmer's  ashes  we
come  down  home  gently  on  our  own  turnedabout  asses  to  meet
Margareen.

We  now  romp  through  a  period  of  pure  lyricism  of  shame-
bred  music  (technologically,  let  me


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   say,  the  appetising  entry  of
this  subject  on  a  fool  chest  of  vialds  is  ### INSTRUCTION:   plumply  pudding  the  carp
before  doevre  hors)  evidenced  by  such  words  in  distress  as  /
cream  for  thee^  Sweet  Margareen^  and  the  more  hopeful  0  Mar-
gareena!  0  Margareena/  Still  in  the  bowl

[Assistant] is  left  a  lump  of  gold


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: !
(Correspondents,  by  the  way,  will  keep  on  asking  me  what  ### INSTRUCTION:   is  the
correct  garnish  to  serve  drisheens  with.  Tansy  Sauce.  Enough).
The  pawnbreaking  pathos  of  the  first  of  the

[Assistant]
se  shoddy  pieces
reveals  it  as  a  Caseous  effort.  Burrus's  bit  is  often  used  for  a  toast.
Criniculture  can  tell  us  very


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  precisely  indeed  how  and  why  this
particular  streak  of  yellow  silver  first  app  ### INSTRUCTION: eared  on  (not  in)  the
bowel,  that  is  to  see,  the  human  head,  bald,  black,  bronze,

[Assistant]
 brown,
brindled,  betteraved  or  blanchemanged  where  it  might  be  use-
fully compared  with  an  earwig  on  a  fullbottom.  I  am  offering
this  to  Signorina  Cut


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: icura  and  I  intend  to  take  it  up  and  bring  it
under  the  nosetice  of  Herr  Harlene  by  way  of  diverting  his
attentions.  Of  course  the  unskilled  singer  contin  ### INSTRUCTION: ues  to  pervert
our  wiser  ears  by  subordinating  the  space-element,  that  is  to
sing,  the  ar/a,  to  the  time-factor,  which  ought  to  be  kill

[Assistant]
ed,  ill
temp


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: or,  I  should  advise  any  unborn  singer  who  may  still  be
among  my  heeders  to  forget  her  temporal  diaphragm  ### INSTRUCTION:   at  home

164

(the  best  thing  that

[Assistant]
  could  happen  to  it!)  and  attack  the  roulade
with  a  swift  colpo  di  glotdde  to  the  lug  (though  Maace  I  will
insist  was  reclined  from  overdoing  this,  his  recovery  often


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  being
slow)  and  then,  O!  on  the  third  dead  beat,  O!  to  cluse  her  eyes
and  aiopen  her  oath  and  see  what  spice  I  may  send  her.  How?
Cease  th  ### INSTRUCTION: ee,  cantatrickee!  I  fain  would  be  solo.  Arouse  thee,  my
valour!  And

[Assistant]
save  for  e'er  my  true  Bdur!

I  shall  have  a  word


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   to  say  in  a  few  yards  about  the  acoustic
and  orchidectural  management  of  the  tonehall  but,  as  ours  is  a
vivarious  where  one  plant's  breaf  is  a  lunger  planner's  byscent   ### INSTRUCTION:
and  you  may  no

[Assistant]
t  care  for  argon,  it  will  be  very  convenient  for
me  for  the  emolument  to  pursue  Burrus  and  Caseous  for  a


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  rung
or  two  up  their  isocela  ### INSTRUCTION: ting  biangle.  Every  adm

[Assistant]
irer  has  seen  my
goulache  of  Marge  (she  is  so  like  the  sister,  you  don't  know,  and
they  both  dress  ALIKE !)  which  I  titled  The  Very  Picture  of
a  Needlesswoman  which  in  the  presence  ornates  our  national
cruetstand.  This  genre  of  portraiture  of


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  changes  of  mind  in  order
to  be  truly    ### INSTRUCTION: torse  should  evoke  the  bush  soul  of  females  so  I  am
leaving  it  to  the  experienced  victim  to  complete  the

[Assistant]
  general
suggestion  by  the  mental  addition  of  a  wallopy  bound  or,  should
the  zulugical  zealot  prefer  it,  a  congorool  teal.  The  hatboxes
which  composed  Rhomba,  lady  Trabezond


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   (Marge  in  her  ex-
celsis)y  also  comprised  the  climactogram  up  which  B  and  C  may
fondly  be  imagined  ascending  and  are  suggestive  of  gentlemen's
spring  modes,  ### INSTRUCTION:   these  modes  carrying  us  back  to  the  superimposed
cl

[Assistant]
aylayers  of  eocene  and  pleastoseen  formation  and  the  gradual
morphological  changes  in  our  body  politic  which  Professor
Ebahi-Ah


[User] ### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: uri  of  Ph  ### INSTRUCTION: iladespoinis  (111)  —  whose  bluebutterbus

[Assistant]
t  I
have  just  given  his  coupe  de  grass  to  —  neatly  names  a  hoite  d
surprises.  The  boxes,  if  I  may  break  the  subject  gently,  are  worth
about  fourpence  pourbox  but  I  am  inventing  a  more  patent  pro-
cess, foolproof  and  pryperfect  (I  should  like


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  to  a  ### INSTRUCTION: sk  that  Shedlock
Homes  person  who  is  out  for  removing  the  roofs  of  our  criminal
classics  by  what  deductio  ad  d

[Assistant]
omunum  he  hopes  de  tacto  to  detect
anything  unless  he  happens  of  himself,  movihile  tectu^  to  have  a
slade  off)  after  which  they  can  be  reduced  to  a  fragment  of  their

165

true  crust  by  even


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  youngest  of  Margees  if  she  will  take  plase
to  be  seated  and  smil  ### INSTRUCTION: e  if  I  please.

Now  there  can  be  no  question  about  it  either  that  I  having
done  as  much,  have  quite  got  the  size  of  that  demilitery  young
female  (we  will  continue  to  call  her  Marge)

[Assistant]
  whose  types  may  be
met  with  in  any  public  garden


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  wearing  a  very  "dressy"  affair,
known  as  an  "ethel"  of  instep  length  and' with  a  real  fur,  reduced
to  3/9,  and  muffin  cap  to  tone  (they  are  "angelskin"  this  fall),
ostentatiously  hemming  apologetically  over  the  shirtness  of
some  "sweet"  garment,  when  she   ### INSTRUCTION:  i

[Assistant] s  not  sitting  on  all


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   the  free
benches  avidously  reading  about  "it"  but  ovidently  on  the  look
out  for  "him"  or  so  "thrilled"  about  the  best  dressed  dolly  pram
and  beautiful  elbow  competition  or  at  the  movies  swallowing
sobs  a  ### INSTRUCTION: nd  blowing  bixed  mixcuits  over  "childe"  chaplain's  "latest"
or  on  the  verge  of  the  gu

[Assistant] tter  with  some  bob


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: bedh  ### INSTRUCTION: air  brieffrocked
babyma's  toddler  (the  Smythe-Smythes  now  keep  TWO  domes-
tics and  aspire  to  THREE  male  ones,  a  shover,  a  butlegger  and
a  sectary)  held  hostage  at  armslength,  teaching  His  Infant
Majesty  how  to  make  waters  worse.

(I  am  closely  watching  Master  Pules,  as  I  have  regions  to  sus-

[Assistant] pect from


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   my  post  that  her  "little  man"  is  a  secondary  school-
teacher under  the  boards  of  education,  a  voted  disciple  of  Infan-
tulus  who  is  being  utilised  thus  publicly  by  the  seducente  infanta
to  conceal  her  own  more  mascular  ### INSTRUCTION:   personality  by  flaunt

[Assistant]
ing
frivolish  finery  over  men's  inside  clothes,  for  the  femininny  of
that  totamulier


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   will  always  lack  the  musculink  of  a  verumvirum.
My  solotions  for  the  proper  parturience   ### INSTRUCTION:  of  matres  and  the  edu-
cation of  micturious  mites  must  stand  over  from  the  moment  till
I  tackle  t

[Assistant]
his  tickler  hussy  for  occupying  my  uttentions.)

Margareena  she's  very  fond  of  Burrus  but,  alick  and  alack!
she  vel


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ly  fond  of  chee.  (The  important  influence  exercised  on
everything  by  this  eastasian  import  has  not  been  till   ### INSTRUCTION:  now  fully
flavoured  though  we  can  comfortably  taste  it  in  this  case.  I  shall
come  back  for  a  little  more  say  farther  on.)  A  cleopatrician  in
her  own  right  she  at  once  complicates

[Assistant]
 the  position  while  Burrus
and  Case


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ous  are  contendi  ### INSTRUCTION: ng  for  her  misstery  by  implicating  her-

166

self  with  an  elusive  Antonius,  a  wop  who  would  appear  to  hug
a  personal  interest  in  refined  chees  of  all  chades  at  the  same  time
as  he  wags  an  antomine  art  of  being  rude  like  the  boor.  This
Antonius-Burrus-Caseous  grouptriad

[Assistant] may  be  said


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   to  equate
the  qua/is  equivalent  with  the  older  socalled    ### INSTRUCTION: talis  on  talis  one
just  as  quantly  as  in  the  hyperchemical  economantarchy  the  tan-
tum  ergons  irruminate  the  quantum  urge  so  that  eggs  is  to  whey
as  whay  is  to  zeed  like  your

[Assistant]
 golfchild's  abe  boob  caddy.  And  this
is  why  any  simple


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  philadolphus  of  a  fool  you  like  to  dress,  an
athemisthued  lowtownian,  exlegged  phatrisight,  may   ### INSTRUCTION:  be  awfully
green  to  one  side  of  him  and  fruitfully  blue  on  the  o

[Assistant]
ther  which
will  not  screen  him  however  from  appealing  to  my  gropesarch-
ing  eyes,  through  the  strongholes  of  my  acropoll,  as  a  boosted
bl


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: asted  bleating  blatant   ### INSTRUCTION:  bloaten  blasphorus  blesphorous  idiot
who  kennot  tail  a  bomb  from  a  painapple  when  he  steals  one
and  wannot  psing  his  psalmen  with

[Assistant]
 the  cong  in  our  gregational
pompoms  with  the  canting  crew.

No!  Topsman  to  your  Tarpeia!  This  thing,  Mister  Abby,  is
nefand.  (And,  taking  off


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   soutstufFs  and  alkalike  ma  ### INSTRUCTION: tters,  I  hope
we  can  kill  time  to  reach  the  salt  because  there's  some  forceglass
neutric  assets  bittering  in  the  soldpewter  for  you  to  plump  your
pottage  in).  The  thundering  legion  has  stormed  Olymp  that
it  end.  Twelve  tabular

[Assistant]
  times  till  now  have  I  edicted  it.  Merus
Genius  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  Careous  Caseous!  Moriture,  te  salutat!  My  phemous
themis  race  is  run,  so  let  Demoncracy  take  the  highmost!  (Abra-   ### INSTRUCTION:
ham T

[Assistant]
ripier.  Those  old  diligences  are  quite  out  of  date.  Read
next  answer).  I'll  beat  you  so  Ion.  (Bigtempered.  Why  not  take
direct  action.  See  previous  reply).  My  unchanging  Word


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  is  sacred.
The  word  is  my  Wife,  to  exponse  and  expound,  to  vend  and  to
velnerate,  and  may  the  curlews  crown  o  ### INSTRUCTION: ur  nuptias!  Till  Breath
us  depart!  Wamen.  Beware  would  you  change  with  my  years.  Be
as  young  as  your  grandmother!  The  ring  man  in  the  rong  shop

[Assistant] but  the  rite  words  by  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   rote  order!  Uhi  lingua  nuncupassit^  ibi
fas!  Adversus  hostem  semper  sac!  She  that  will  not  feel  my  ful-
moon  let  her  peel  to  thee  as  the  hoyden  and  the  impudent!  That
mon  that  b  ### INSTRUCTION: oth  no  moses  in  his  sole  nor  is  not  awed  by  conquists

167

of  word's  law,

[Assistant] who  never


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  with  humself  was  fed  and  ### INSTRUCTION:   leaves
his  soil  to  lave  his  head,  when  his  hope's  in  his  highlows  from
whisking  his  woe,  if  he  came  to  my  preach,  a  proud  pursebroken
ranger,  when  the  heavens  were  welling  the  spite  of  their  spout,
to  beg  for  a  bite

[Assistant] i-n  our  bark  Noisdanger^  would  meself


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  and  Mac
Jeffet,  four-in-hand,  foot  him  out?  —  ay!  —  were  he  my  own
breastbrother,  my  doubled  withd  love  and  my  singlebiassed  hate,
were  we  bread  by  the  same  fire  and  signed  with  the  same  ### INSTRUCTION:   sal

[Assistant]
t,
had  we  tapped  from  the  same  master  and  robbed  the  same  till,
were  we  tucked  in  the  one  bed  and


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  bit  by  the  one  flea,  homo-
gallant  and  hemycapnoise,  bum  and  dingo,  jack  by  churl,  though
it  broke  my  heart  to  pra  ### INSTRUCTION: y  it,  still  I'd  fear  I'd  hate  to  say!

12

[Assistant]
.  Sacer  esto^

Answer:  Semus  sumus!

i68

Shem  is  as  short  for  Shemus  as  Jem  is  joky  for  Jacob.


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  A  few
toughnecks  are  still  getatable  who  pretend  that  aboriginally  he
was  of  respectable  stemming  (he  was  an  outlex  between  the  lines  ### INSTRUCTION:
of

[Assistant]
  Ragonar  Blaubarb  and  Horrild  Hairwire  and  an  inlaw  to  Capt.
the  Hon.  and  Rev.  Mr  Bbyrdwood  de  Trop  Blogg  was  among
his  most  distant  connections)  but  every  honest  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   goodness  man
in  the  land  of  the  space  of  today  knows  that  his  back  Hfe  will
not  stand  being  written  about  in  black  and  white.  Putting  truth
and  untruth    ### INSTRUCTION: together  a  shot  may  be  made  at  what  this  hybrid
actually  was  like  to  look  at.

Shem's  bodily  get

[Assistant]
up,  it  seems,  included  an  adze  of  a  skull,  an
eight


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  of  a  larksey  ### INSTRUCTION: e,  the  whoel  of  a  nose,  one  numb  arm  up  a
sleeve,  fortytwo  hairs  off  his  uncrown,  eighteen  to  his  mock  lip,
a  trio  of  barbels  from  his  megageg  chin  (sowman's  s

[Assistant]
on),  the
wrong  shoulder  higher  than  the  right,  all  ears,  an  artificial
tongue  with  a  natural  curl,  not


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   a  foot  to  stand  on,  a  handful  of
thumbs,  a  blind  stomach,  a  deaf  heart,  a  l  ### INSTRUCTION: oose  liver,  two  fifths  of
two  buttocks,  one  gleetsteen  avoirdupoider  for  him,  a  manroot
of  all  evil,

[Assistant]
 a  salmonkelt's  thinskin,  eelsblood  in  his  cold  toes,  a
bladder  tristended,  so  much  so  that


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  young  Master  Shemmy  on
his  very  first  debouch  at  the  very  dawn  of  protohistory  seeing
himself  such  and  such,  when    ### INSTRUCTION: playing  with  thistlewords  in  their
garden  nursery,  Griefotrofio,  at  Phig  Streat  iii,  Shuvlin,  Old
Hoeland,  (would  we  go  back  there  now  for  sounds,  pillings  and

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[Assistant] sense?  would  we  now  for


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   annas  and  ann  ### INSTRUCTION: as?  would  we  for  full-
score

[Assistant]
eight  and  a  liretta?  for  twelve  blocks  one  bob?  for  four  tes-
ters one  groat?  not  for  a  dinar!  not  for  jo!)  dictited  to  of  all  his
little  brothron  and  sweestureens  the  first  riddle  of  the  universe:
asking,  when  is  a  man  not  a  man?:


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  telling  them  take  their  time,
yungfries,  and  wait  till  the  tide  stops  (for  from  the  first  his  day-
was  a  fortnight)  and  offering  the  prize  of  a  bittersweet  crab,  a
little  present  fro  ### INSTRUCTION: m  the  past,  for  their  copper  a

[Assistant]
ge  was  yet  un-
minted,  to  the  winner.  One  said  when  the  heavens  are  quakers,
a  second


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   said  when  Bohemeand  lips,  a  third  said  when  he,  no,
when  hold  hard  a  jiffy,  when  he  is  a  gnawstick  and  detarmined
to,  the  next    ### INSTRUCTION: one  said  when  the  angel  of  death  kicks  the  bucket
of  life,  still  another  said  when  the  wine's  at  witsends,  and  still
another  when  lovely  woo

[Assistant] man  stoops  to


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   conk  him,  one  of  the
littliest  said  me,  me,  Sem,  when  pappa  papared  the  harbour,  one
of  the  wittiest  said,  when  he  yeat  ye  abblokooken  and  he  zmear
hezelf  zo  zhooken,  still  one  said  when  yo  ### INSTRUCTION: u  are  old  Fm  grey  fall
full  wi  sl

[Assistant] eep,  and  still  another  when  wee  deader  walkner


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ,  and
another  when  he  is  just  only   ### INSTRUCTION:  after  having  being  semisized,  an-
other when  yea,  he  hath  no  mananas,  and  one  when  dose  pigs
they  begin  now  that  they  will  flies  up  intil  the  looft.  All  were
wrong,  so  Shem  himself,  the  doctator,  took  the  cake,

[Assistant]
 the  correct
solution  being  —  all  give  it  up


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: ?  — ;  when  he  is  a  —  yours  till
the  rending  of  the  rocks,  —  Sham.

Shem  was  a  sham  and  a  low  sham  and  his  lowness  creeped  out
first  via  foodstuffs.  So  low  was  he  that  he  preferred  G  ### INSTRUCTION: ibsen's  tea-
time  salmon  tinned,  as  inexpensive  as  pleasing,  to  the  plumpest
roehea

[Assistant] vy  lax  or  the


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   friskiest  parr  or  smolt  tro  ### INSTRUCTION: utlet  that  ever  was
gaffed  between  Leixlip  and  Island  Bridge  and  many  was  the  time
he  repeated  in  his  botulism  that  no  junglegrown  pineapple  ever
smacked  like  the  whoppers

[Assistant]
  you  shook  out  of  Ananias'  cans,
Findlater  and  Gladstone's,  Corner  House,  Englend.  None  of
your  inchthick  blue


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT: blooded  Balaclava  fried-at-belief-stakes  or
juicejelly  legs  of  the  Grex's  molten  mutton  or  greasilygristly
grunters'  goupons  or  slice  upon  slab  of  luscious  goosebosom
with  lump  after  load  of  plumpuddi  ### INSTRUCTION: ng

[Assistant]
  stufling  all  aswim  in  a

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swamp  of  bogoakgravy  for  that  greekenhearted  y


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:   ### INSTRUCTION: ude!  Rosbif  of
Old  Zealand!  he  could  not  attouch  it.  See  what  happens  when
your  somatopha

[Assistant]
ge  merman  takes  his  fancy  to  our  virgitarian
swan?  He  even  ran  away  with  hunself  and  became  a  farsoonerite,
saying  he  would  far  sooner  muddle  through  the  hash  of  lentils
in  Europe  than  meddle  with  Irrland*s  split


[User]
### GIVEN THE CONTEXT:  little  pea.  Once  when
among  those  rebels  in  a  state  of  hopelessly  helpless  intoxication
the  piscivore  strove  to  lift  a  czitround  peel  to  either    ### INSTRUCTION: nostril,  hic-
cupping, apparently  impromptued  by  the  hibat  he  had  with  his
glottal  stop,  that  he  kukkakould  flowrish  for  ever  by

[Assistant]
 the  smell,
as  the  czitr,  as