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-hi, how are you doing?	i'm fine. how about yourself?
-i'm fine. how about yourself?	i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.
-i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.	no problem. so how have you been?
-no problem. so how have you been?	i've been great. what about you?
-i've been great. what about you?	i've been good. i'm in school right now.
-i've been good. i'm in school right now.	what school do you go to?
-what school do you go to?	i go to pcc.
-i go to pcc.	do you like it there?
-do you like it there?	it's okay. it's a really big campus.
-it's okay. it's a really big campus.	good luck with school.
-good luck with school.	thank you very much.
-how's it going?	i'm doing well. how about you?
-i'm doing well. how about you?	never better, thanks.
-never better, thanks.	so how have you been lately?
-so how have you been lately?	i've actually been pretty good. you?
-i've actually been pretty good. you?	i'm actually in school right now.
-i'm actually in school right now.	which school do you attend?
-which school do you attend?	i'm attending pcc right now.
-i'm attending pcc right now.	are you enjoying it there?
-are you enjoying it there?	it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.
-it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.	good luck with that.
-good luck with that.	thanks.
-how are you doing today?	i'm doing great. what about you?
-i'm doing great. what about you?	i'm absolutely lovely, thank you.
-i'm absolutely lovely, thank you.	everything's been good with you?
-everything's been good with you?	i haven't been better. how about yourself?
-i haven't been better. how about yourself?	i started school recently.
-i started school recently.	where are you going to school?
-where are you going to school?	i'm going to pcc.
-i'm going to pcc.	how do you like it so far?
-how do you like it so far?	i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.
-i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.	i wish you luck.
-it's an ugly day today.	i know. i think it may rain.
-i know. i think it may rain.	it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today.
-it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today.	that would be weird.
-that would be weird.	yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside.
-yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside.	i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside.
-i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside.	yes, it would be. 
-yes, it would be. 	i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. 
-i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. 	me too. i can't wait until winter.
-me too. i can't wait until winter.	i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold.
-i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold.	i'd rather be cold than hot.
-i'd rather be cold than hot.	me too.
-it doesn't look very nice outside today.	you're right. i think it's going to rain later.
-you're right. i think it's going to rain later.	in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining.
-in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining.	that wouldn't seem right.
-that wouldn't seem right.	considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird.
-considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird.	exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot.
-exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot.	i know, you're absolutely right.
-i know, you're absolutely right.	i wish it would cool off one day.
-i wish it would cool off one day.	that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon.
-that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon.	i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes.
-i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes.	i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot.
-i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot.	that's exactly how i feel.
-i wish it was a nicer day today.	that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.
-that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.	it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.
-it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.	it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.
-it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.	it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.
-it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.	any rain right now would be pointless.
-any rain right now would be pointless.	that's right, it really would be.
-that's right, it really would be.	i want it to cool down some.
-i want it to cool down some.	i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter.
-i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter.	winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.
-winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.	i would rather deal with the winter than the summer.
-it's such a nice day.	yes, it is.
-yes, it is.	it looks like it may rain soon.
-it looks like it may rain soon.	yes, and i hope that it does.
-yes, and i hope that it does.	why is that?
-why is that?	i really love how rain clears the air.
-i really love how rain clears the air.	me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.
-me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.	yes, but i love the night air after it rains.
-yes, but i love the night air after it rains.	really? why is it?
-really? why is it?	because you can see the stars perfectly.
-because you can see the stars perfectly.	i really hope it rains today.
-i really hope it rains today.	yeah, me too.
-isn't it a nice day?	it really is.
-it really is.	it seems that it may rain today.
-it seems that it may rain today.	hopefully it will.
-hopefully it will.	how come?
-how come?	i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.
-i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.	i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.
-i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.	i especially love the night air when it rains.
-i especially love the night air when it rains.	really? why?
-really? why?	the stars look so much closer after it rains.
-the stars look so much closer after it rains.	i really want it to rain today.
-i really want it to rain today.	yeah, so do i.
-don't you think it's nice out?	yes, i think so too.
-yes, i think so too.	i think that it's going to rain.
-i think that it's going to rain.	i hope that it does rain.
-i hope that it does rain.	you like the rain?
-you like the rain?	the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.
-the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.	i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.
-i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.	i love most how it is at night after it rains.
-i love most how it is at night after it rains.	how come?
-how come?	you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.
-you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.	i would love for it to rain today.
-i really want to go to the beach this weekend.	that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?
-that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?	i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.
-i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.	is it going to be perfect beach weather?
-is it going to be perfect beach weather?	i believe so.
-i believe so.	good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.
-good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.	i know. i really want to go to the beach.
-i know. i really want to go to the beach.	but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.
-but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.	you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold.
-you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold.	i really wish the weather would just stay the same.
-i really wish the weather would just stay the same.	i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.
-i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.	yeah, that would make things a lot easier.
-i would like to take a trip to the beach this weekend.	a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?
-a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?	the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.
-the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.	so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?
-so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?	it sounds like it will be.
-it sounds like it will be.	i really hope it doesn't get cold.
-i really hope it doesn't get cold.	that would ruin things, i want to go so badly.
-that would ruin things, i want to go so badly.	the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know.
-the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know.	that is true. the weather is constantly changing.
-that is true. the weather is constantly changing.	it would be nice if the weather would never change.
-it would be nice if the weather would never change.	that would be great, then we could plan things sooner.
-that would be great, then we could plan things sooner.	true. predictable weather would make life easier.
-it would be nice to go to the beach sometime this weekend.	what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.
-what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.	the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.
-the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.	will it be good beach weather?
-will it be good beach weather?	i think it will be.
-i think it will be.	it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.
-it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.	i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm.
-i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm.	this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen.
-this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen.	i know. every day the weather seems different.
-i know. every day the weather seems different.	i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.
-i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.	that would make it easier for us to make plans.
-hello, may i speak to alice please?	this is she. how's it going?
-this is she. how's it going?	i've been trying to call you all day.
-i've been trying to call you all day.	sorry about that. i was cleaning up.
-sorry about that. i was cleaning up.	it's okay.
-it's okay.	so what were you calling me about?
-so what were you calling me about?	oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow.
-oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow.	sure, what did you want to do?
-sure, what did you want to do?	maybe we can go see a movie or something.
-maybe we can go see a movie or something.	that sounds like fun. let's do it.
-that sounds like fun. let's do it.	i'll see you tomorrow then.
-i'll see you tomorrow then.	see you then. goodbye.
-hi, how are you. is alice there?	speaking. what's up?
-speaking. what's up?	why haven't you answered the phone?
-why haven't you answered the phone?	my bad, i had chores to do.
-my bad, i had chores to do.	that's all right.
-that's all right.	what was the reason for your call?
-what was the reason for your call?	i want to do something tomorrow with you.
-i want to do something tomorrow with you.	sounds good. what did you have in mind?
-sounds good. what did you have in mind?	i was thinking about seeing a movie.
-i was thinking about seeing a movie.	okay, let's go see a movie.
-okay, let's go see a movie.	until then.
-until then.	talk to you later.
-is alice available?	you're talking to her.
-you're talking to her.	i've called you a hundred times today.
-i've called you a hundred times today.	i was busy doing something. i apologize.
-i was busy doing something. i apologize.	no problem.
-no problem.	did you need something?
-did you need something?	do you want to do something tomorrow?
-do you want to do something tomorrow?	is there somewhere special you wanted to go?
-is there somewhere special you wanted to go?	how about a movie?
-how about a movie?	a movie sounds good.
-a movie sounds good.	call me tomorrow then.
-have you seen the new girl in school?	no, i haven't.
-no, i haven't.	she's really pretty.
-she's really pretty.	describe her to me.
-describe her to me.	she's not too tall.
-she's not too tall.	well, how tall is she?
-well, how tall is she?	she's about five feet even.
-she's about five feet even.	what does she look like, though?
-what does she look like, though?	she has pretty light brown eyes.
-she has pretty light brown eyes.	i may know which girl you're talking about.
-i may know which girl you're talking about.	so you have seen her around?
-so you have seen her around?	yes, i have.
-there's a new girl in school, have you seen her yet?	i haven't seen her yet.
-i haven't seen her yet.	i think that she is very pretty.
-i think that she is very pretty.	tell me how she looks.
-tell me how she looks.	she's kind of short.
-she's kind of short.	what height is she?
-what height is she?	she's probably about five feet.
-she's probably about five feet.	that's nice, but tell me what she looks like.
-that's nice, but tell me what she looks like.	the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.
-the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.	i think i might've bumped into her before.
-i think i might've bumped into her before.	are you telling me that you've seen her before?
-are you telling me that you've seen her before?	i believe so.
-have you met the new girl?	no. have you?
-no. have you?	she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.
-she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.	what does she look like?
-what does she look like?	well, she's quite short.
-well, she's quite short.	how tall would you say that she is?
-how tall would you say that she is?	i would say she's only five feet.
-i would say she's only five feet.	what about her facial features?
-what about her facial features?	she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful.
-she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful.	i think i know who you're talking about.
-i think i know who you're talking about.	have you seen her?
-why weren't you at school yesterday?	i wasn't really feeling well.
-i wasn't really feeling well.	what was wrong with you?
-what was wrong with you?	my stomach was upset.
-my stomach was upset.	do you feel better now?
-do you feel better now?	i don't really feel too well yet.
-i don't really feel too well yet.	do you want anything to make you feel better?
-do you want anything to make you feel better?	no, thanks. i already took some medicine.
-no, thanks. i already took some medicine.	i hope you feel better.
-i hope you feel better.	thank you.
-what reason do you have for missing school?	i was sick.
-i was sick.	how were you sick?
-how were you sick?	i had a stomachache.
-i had a stomachache.	did it get any better?
-did it get any better?	i'm still feeling under the weather.
-i'm still feeling under the weather.	would you like anything for your stomach?
-would you like anything for your stomach?	i took something earlier.
-i took something earlier.	get better.
-get better.	thanks a lot.
-why didn't you go to school yesterday?	i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.
-i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.	what was your problem?
-what was your problem?	my stomach was bothering me.
-my stomach was bothering me.	are you feeling any better?
-are you feeling any better?	i'm still feeling a little sick.
-i'm still feeling a little sick.	i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?
-i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?	that's okay.
-that's okay.	i hope you feel better.
-did you hear the good news?	no, i haven't.
-no, i haven't.	i got a promotion at my job.
-i got a promotion at my job.	did you really?
-did you really?	seriously, i am so excited.
-seriously, i am so excited.	well, congratulations.
-well, congratulations.	thank you.
-thank you.	i'm so happy for you.
-i'm so happy for you.	really?
-really?	yes. you really deserved this.
-yes. you really deserved this.	you think so?
-you think so?	yes. good for you.
-have you heard my good news?	you haven't told me anything yet.
-you haven't told me anything yet.	i got a promotion at work earlier this week.
-i got a promotion at work earlier this week.	is that right?
-is that right?	it's the truth. i am really happy.
-it's the truth. i am really happy.	congratulations on your promotion.
-congratulations on your promotion.	thank you very much.
-thank you very much.	i am really excited for you.
-i am really excited for you.	are you really?
-are you really?	i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.
-i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.	is that what you really think?
-is that what you really think?	yes, i do.
-i haven't told you what happened yet, have i?	i haven't heard anything.
-i haven't heard anything.	my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it.
-my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it.	are you serious?
-are you serious?	yes, i am really excited.
-yes, i am really excited.	that's great. congratulations.
-that's great. congratulations.	i appreciate that.
-i appreciate that.	you have no idea how happy i am for you.
-you have no idea how happy i am for you.	for real?
-you look really nice today. 	thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.
-thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.	really, where did you get it?
-really, where did you get it?	i got it from macy's.
-i got it from macy's.	it's really nice.
-it's really nice.	thanks again. you look nice today, too.
-thanks again. you look nice today, too.	thank you. i just got these shoes today.
-thank you. i just got these shoes today.	really? what kind of shoes are they?
-really? what kind of shoes are they?	these are called all star chuck taylors.
-these are called all star chuck taylors.	i really like those. how much did they cost?
-i really like those. how much did they cost?	they were about forty dollars.
-they were about forty dollars.	i think i'm going to go buy myself a pair.
-i absolutely love what you're wearing today.	you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.
-you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.	seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?
-seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?	i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.
-i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.	i really like that outfit.
-i really like that outfit.	thanks. i think you look nice today, too.
-thanks. i think you look nice today, too.	thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.
-thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.	those are nice. what are they?
-those are nice. what are they?	these are some chucks.
-these are some chucks.	those are great. how much were they?
-those are great. how much were they?	i got them for forty.
-i got them for forty.	i think i might go and find me my own pair of chucks.
-i think that you look very cute today.	is that right? this is a brand new outfit.
-is that right? this is a brand new outfit.	what store did you get it from?
-what store did you get it from?	i went to macy's and picked it out.
-i went to macy's and picked it out.	i love your outfit right now.
-i love your outfit right now.	well, i think you look nice today too.
-well, i think you look nice today too.	thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.
-thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.	i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?
-i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?	these are chucks.
-these are chucks.	your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?
-your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?	they only cost me about forty dollars.
-tell me, what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?	i enjoy drawing and painting.
-i enjoy drawing and painting.	you know how to draw and paint?
-you know how to draw and paint?	yes, i do.
-yes, i do.	when did you learn how to do that?
-when did you learn how to do that?	i learned back in high school.
-i learned back in high school.	oh, so you took an art class?
-oh, so you took an art class?	yeah, i loved that class.
-yeah, i loved that class.	i see that you're pretty talented.
-i see that you're pretty talented.	thank you very much.
-thank you very much.	i wish i had a talent like that.
-i wish i had a talent like that.	i'm sure you have a talent. it's just hidden.
-what kinds of things do you like to do?	i've always liked to draw and paint.
-i've always liked to draw and paint.	i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.
-i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.	i do it every once in a while.
-i do it every once in a while.	how long have you known how to do that?
-how long have you known how to do that?	i first learned how to do it in high school.
-i first learned how to do it in high school.	did you take some sort of art class or something?
-did you take some sort of art class or something?	that was my favorite class.
-that was my favorite class.	you have got to be talented.
-you have got to be talented.	thanks.
-thanks.	if only i was talented.
-if only i was talented.	you have a talent. you just don't know what it is yet.
-are there any hobbies you do?	when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint.
-when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint.	oh, you actually do that?
-oh, you actually do that?	every so often, i do.
-every so often, i do.	did you always know how to draw and paint?
-did you always know how to draw and paint?	i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.
-i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.	you had an art class?
-you had an art class?	exactly, it was my favorite class.
-exactly, it was my favorite class.	well, it's good that you're so talented.
-well, it's good that you're so talented.	i appreciate that.
-i appreciate that.	talent is a great thing, i wish i had one.
-what's your favorite movie?	my favorite movie is superbad.
-my favorite movie is superbad.	oh, why is that?
-oh, why is that?	it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.
-it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.	that's true. it is a very funny movie.
-that's true. it is a very funny movie.	you've seen it before? 
-you've seen it before? 	yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters.
-yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters.	didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.
-didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.	me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.
-me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.	mine too.
-mine too.	i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.
-i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.	sure, let's go.
-which movie is your favorite to watch?	i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad.
-i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad.	is that right? why?
-is that right? why?	honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time.
-honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time.	you're right. that movie is hilarious.
-you're right. that movie is hilarious.	i didn't think you saw that movie.
-i didn't think you saw that movie.	i went to see it the day it came out.
-i went to see it the day it came out.	i was laughing through the whole movie.
-i was laughing through the whole movie.	i couldn't help laughing, either. 
-i couldn't help laughing, either. 	same here.
-same here.	i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?
-i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?	of course.
-out of every movie that you've seen, which one is your favorite?	i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.
-i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.	you think so, how come?
-you think so, how come?	well, superbad is super funny.
-well, superbad is super funny.	you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious.
-you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious.	i didn't know that you saw superbad before.
-i didn't know that you saw superbad before.	i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.
-i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.	i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.
-i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.	i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.
-i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.	that's exactly how i felt.
-that's exactly how i felt.	i got the movie when it came out on dvd, do you want to come over?
-what type of music do you like to listen to?	i like listening to different kinds of music.
-i like listening to different kinds of music.	like what, for instance?
-like what, for instance?	i enjoy rock and r&b.
-i enjoy rock and r&b.	why is that?
-why is that?	i like the different instruments that they use.
-i like the different instruments that they use.	that's a good reason to like something.
-that's a good reason to like something.	yeah, i think so too.
-what kind of music do you enjoy listening to?	i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.
-i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.	what kind?
-what kind?	i like to listen to rock and r&b.
-i like to listen to rock and r&b.	why do you like that type of music?
-why do you like that type of music?	i like the kinds of instruments that they use.
-i like the kinds of instruments that they use.	i think that's an excellent reason to like something.
-i think that's an excellent reason to like something.	thanks, i feel the same way.
-what is your favorite kind of music?	i listen to various types of music.
-i listen to various types of music.	what genres?
-what genres?	i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.
-i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.	what interests you in that type of music?
-what interests you in that type of music?	i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.
-i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.	that is a perfect reason to like a certain kind of music.
-did you go to the basketball game on friday?	no, i couldn't make it.
-no, i couldn't make it.	you missed a really good game.
-you missed a really good game.	oh, really? who won?
-oh, really? who won?	our school did. they played really well.
-our school did. they played really well.	too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.
-too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.	yeah, you should have. it was really exciting.
-yeah, you should have. it was really exciting.	so what was the score?
-so what was the score?	the score was 101-98.
-the score was 101-98.	man, that was a really close game.
-man, that was a really close game.	that's what made it so great.
-that's what made it so great.	i'll make sure and make it to the next one.
-were you able to attend friday night's basketball game?	i was unable to make it.
-i was unable to make it.	you should have been there. it was intense.
-you should have been there. it was intense.	is that right. who ended up winning?
-is that right. who ended up winning?	our team was victorious.
-our team was victorious.	i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.
-i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.	it was a great game.
-it was a great game.	what was the score at the end of the game?
-what was the score at the end of the game?	our team won 101-98.
-our team won 101-98.	sounds like it was a close game.
-sounds like it was a close game.	that's the reason it was such a great game.
-that's the reason it was such a great game.	the next game, i will definitely be there.
-i was meaning to ask you if you saw the basketball game on friday.	i wanted to go, but i couldn't.
-i wanted to go, but i couldn't.	it was a great game.
-it was a great game.	it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?
-it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?	our team played hard and won.
-our team played hard and won.	i really wish i went to the game.
-i really wish i went to the game.	it was the best game ever.
-it was the best game ever.	so tell me the final score.
-so tell me the final score.	the other team lost by three points, 101-98. 
-the other team lost by three points, 101-98. 	it must've been a close game.
-it must've been a close game.	it really was. you should've gone.
-what are you doing this weekend?	i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?
-i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?	i'm not sure yet.
-i'm not sure yet.	well, did you want to go see a movie with me?
-well, did you want to go see a movie with me?	what movie are you going to see?
-what movie are you going to see?	i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?
-i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?	there's nothing i can think of.
-there's nothing i can think of.	so, did you want to go?
-so, did you want to go?	no, thanks, maybe another time.
-no, thanks, maybe another time.	okay, sounds good.
-do you know what you're going to do this weekend?	i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?
-i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?	i don't know.
-i don't know.	would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?
-would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?	do you know what movie you're going to watch?
-do you know what movie you're going to watch?	i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?
-i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?	none that i can think of.
-none that i can think of.	well, would you like to go?
-well, would you like to go?	thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass.
-thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass.	all right. another time then.
-you have any ideas as to what you want to do this weekend?	i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?
-i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?	i'm not quite sure yet.
-i'm not quite sure yet.	how about you see a movie with me and my friend?
-how about you see a movie with me and my friend?	what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?
-what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?	not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?
-not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?	no good movies come to mind.
-no good movies come to mind.	have you decided whether or not you would like to go?
-have you decided whether or not you would like to go?	no, thanks. maybe another time.
-did you go to school today?	yeah, i went to school today. were you there?
-yeah, i went to school today. were you there?	no, i didn't go, i've been sick.
-no, i didn't go, i've been sick.	that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?
-that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?	that would be nice, thank you.
-that would be nice, thank you.	no problem, you're welcome.
-no problem, you're welcome.	i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.
-i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.	well, thank you. i hope to see you at school tomorrow.
-have you attended school today?	i attended school today. did you?
-i attended school today. did you?	i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.
-i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.	i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?
-i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?	i would really appreciate that, thanks.
-i would really appreciate that, thanks.	it's no trouble at all.
-it's no trouble at all.	if you get sick, i'll return the favor.
-if you get sick, i'll return the favor.	thanks. see you at school tomorrow if you feel better.
-have you gone to school today?	i went to school today. did you go to school?
-i went to school today. did you go to school?	i couldn't go to school today, i was sick.
-i couldn't go to school today, i was sick.	that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.
-that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.	thank you very much, that's kind of you.
-thank you very much, that's kind of you.	don't mention it.
-don't mention it.	when you miss a day of school, i'll be happy to give you the english assignments.
-did you hear the news?	what happened?
-what happened?	our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.
-our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.	she did? why didn't anyone tell me?
-she did? why didn't anyone tell me?	i would've thought that somebody would have told you.
-i would've thought that somebody would have told you.	no, i had no idea.
-no, i had no idea.	well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.
-well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.	oh my god, that's great!
-oh my god, that's great!	are you going to go and visit her and the baby?
-are you going to go and visit her and the baby?	i think that i might.
-i think that i might.	good! i just thought i'd let you know.
-good! i just thought i'd let you know.	thanks for telling me.
-have you heard what happened?	heard what?
-heard what?	debrah already had her baby.
-debrah already had her baby.	i didn't know that.
-i didn't know that.	i thought you knew.
-i thought you knew.	i honestly didn't know.
-i honestly didn't know.	the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.
-the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.	that's good to hear.
-that's good to hear.	will you go and visit them?
-will you go and visit them?	of course i will.
-of course i will.	i just wanted to give you the good news.
-i just wanted to give you the good news.	thanks for letting me know.
-have you heard the news?	i haven't heard anything.
-i haven't heard anything.	debrah had her baby last week.
-debrah had her baby last week.	nobody told me.
-nobody told me.	i thought you heard.
-i thought you heard.	i really wasn't told anything.
-i really wasn't told anything.	she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.
-she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.	wow, how exciting.
-wow, how exciting.	i know, you should really go and see her and the baby.
-i know, you should really go and see her and the baby.	of course i will.
-of course i will.	i just wanted to let you know what happened.
-did you go to school today?	of course. did you?
-of course. did you?	i didn't want to, so i didn't.
-i didn't want to, so i didn't.	that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?
-that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?	that's a switch.
-that's a switch.	i'm serious, have you?
-i'm serious, have you?	no, i haven't. why?
-no, i haven't. why?	i really want to go to the movies this weekend.
-i really want to go to the movies this weekend.	so go then.
-so go then.	i really don't want to go by myself.
-i really don't want to go by myself.	well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?
-well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?	no, i think i'm going to go to the movies.
-did you make it to school today?	i always do. did you go to school today?
-i always do. did you go to school today?	no, i didn't.
-no, i didn't.	you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?
-you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?	that was an odd change of subject.
-that was an odd change of subject.	maybe it was, but answer the question.
-maybe it was, but answer the question.	no, not recently.
-no, not recently.	i want to go to see a movie this weekend.
-i want to go to see a movie this weekend.	what's stopping you then?
-what's stopping you then?	i don't want to go alone.
-i don't want to go alone.	so, will you be at school tomorrow?
-so, will you be at school tomorrow?	no, i want to go to the movies instead.
-did you even bother to go to school today?	yeah, i went. did you go?
-yeah, i went. did you go?	no, i didn't feel like it.
-no, i didn't feel like it.	that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?
-that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?	no, but that was a random change of subject.
-no, but that was a random change of subject.	it may have been random, but have you?
-it may have been random, but have you?	i haven't lately.
-i haven't lately.	i would love to catch a movie this weekend.
-i would love to catch a movie this weekend.	so then, why don't you just go?
-so then, why don't you just go?	i don't want to see a movie by myself.
-i don't want to see a movie by myself.	okay, so are you going to school tomorrow?
-thanks for coming to see me today.	it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.
-it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.	i missed you too.
-i missed you too.	why haven't you tried to come see me then?
-why haven't you tried to come see me then?	i've been really busy.
-i've been really busy.	doing what?
-doing what?	working.
-working.	i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too.
-i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too.	what have you been doing?
-what have you been doing?	i've been working too.
-i've been working too.	well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me.
-well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me.	i am too.
-i'm really glad that you came to see me.	i had to. i was missing you a lot.
-i had to. i was missing you a lot.	i was missing you too.
-i was missing you too.	so, why haven't you visited me?
-so, why haven't you visited me?	i've actually been busy lately.
-i've actually been busy lately.	what have you been doing?
-what have you been doing?	i've just been working really hard.
-i've just been working really hard.	i've also been busy.
-i've also been busy.	tell me what you've been doing.
-tell me what you've been doing.	basically, i've been working too.
-basically, i've been working too.	well whatever, i'm glad you came.
-well whatever, i'm glad you came.	so am i.
-i'm really happy that you came to visit me.	i really missed you a lot.
-i really missed you a lot.	i've been missing you like crazy.
-i've been missing you like crazy.	i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.
-i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.	lately, i've been quite busy.
-lately, i've been quite busy.	tell me what you've been up to.
-tell me what you've been up to.	i've really been working a lot lately.
-i've really been working a lot lately.	i've been pretty busy myself.
-i've been pretty busy myself.	so what have you been up to?
-so what have you been up to?	i've just been working a lot.
-i've just been working a lot.	whatever the reason may be, i'm glad you visited me.
-hey, did you hear about jessica's party this weekend?	yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.
-yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.	oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.
-oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.	well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today.
-well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today.	yeah, so are you planning on going?
-yeah, so are you planning on going?	i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.
-i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.	it really does, i can't wait.
-it really does, i can't wait.	what time does the party start?
-what time does the party start?	it starts at 8 o'clock.
-it starts at 8 o'clock.	oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?
-oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?	i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many.
-i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many.	well, hopefully she'll give me my invite later on today.
-have you heard about jessica's party on saturday?	i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.
-i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.	really? i got mine from her this morning.
-really? i got mine from her this morning.	i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.
-i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.	you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?
-you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?	i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.
-i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.	i know, it does sound pretty awesome.
-i know, it does sound pretty awesome.	well, when does the party start?
-well, when does the party start?	it's supposed to start at about eight.
-it's supposed to start at about eight.	how many invitations has she given out?
-how many invitations has she given out?	i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet.
-i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet.	i really want to go, so i hope that she gives me my invite soon.
-has anyone told you about jessica's party coming up?	i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.
-i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.	is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.
-is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.	i believe that she will give me the invitation today.
-i believe that she will give me the invitation today.	are you even going to go?
-are you even going to go?	yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year.
-yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year.	exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun.
-exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun.	when exactly does the party start?
-when exactly does the party start?	the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.
-the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.	has she given out a lot of invitations yet?
-has she given out a lot of invitations yet?	i have no idea, she hasn't given out many though.
-hey, what's up?	nothing really.
-nothing really.	i'm throwing a party on friday.
-i'm throwing a party on friday.	i didn't realize that.
-i didn't realize that.	you didn't?
-you didn't?	nobody has told me anything about your party.
-nobody has told me anything about your party.	did you want to go?
-did you want to go?	when does it start?
-when does it start?	at 8:00 p.m.
-at 8:00 p.m.	i'll be there.
-i'll be there.	i'd better see you there.
-i'd better see you there.	of course.
-what's going on with you?	fine. what's going on with you?
-fine. what's going on with you?	i'm having a party this friday.
-i'm having a party this friday.	i had no idea.
-i had no idea.	is that right?
-is that right?	i didn't hear anything about it.
-i didn't hear anything about it.	can you go?
-can you go?	what time?
-what time?	it starts at 8 o'clock.
-it starts at 8 o'clock.	i'll go.
-i'll go.	i hope that i'll see you there.
-i hope that i'll see you there.	no doubt.
-what's going on?	not much.
-not much.	this friday, i'm throwing a party.
-this friday, i'm throwing a party.	oh really? i didn't know that.
-oh really? i didn't know that.	are you serious?
-are you serious?	i haven't heard anything about it.
-i haven't heard anything about it.	can you make it?
-can you make it?	what time does it start?
-what time does it start?	the party starts at 8.
-the party starts at 8.	yeah, i think i'll go.
-yeah, i think i'll go.	am i going to see you there?
-what's going on?	nothing really, you?
-nothing really, you?	i'm throwing a party next saturday.
-i'm throwing a party next saturday.	is that right?
-is that right?	yeah, are you going to come?
-yeah, are you going to come?	i'm sorry, i can't.
-i'm sorry, i can't.	why not?
-why not?	i don't really want to.
-i don't really want to.	well, why don't you?
-well, why don't you?	i hate going to parties.
-i hate going to parties.	well, that's okay.
-well, that's okay.	yeah, sorry.
-what's up?	nothing, how about you?
-nothing, how about you?	next saturday, i'm going to have a party.
-next saturday, i'm going to have a party.	oh, really?
-oh, really?	you are coming?
-you are coming?	probably not.
-probably not.	why is that?
-why is that?	i don't feel like going.
-i don't feel like going.	why not?
-why not?	i really can't stand going to parties.
-i really can't stand going to parties.	i understand, i guess.
-i understand, i guess.	sorry about that.
-what's happening?	not a lot, what about you?
-not a lot, what about you?	i'm having a party next saturday.
-i'm having a party next saturday.	that's nice.
-that's nice.	are you going to be there?
-are you going to be there?	i don't think so.
-i don't think so.	is there a reason why?
-is there a reason why?	i just really don't want to go.
-i just really don't want to go.	how come?
-how come?	i don't really like parties.
-i don't really like parties.	i wish you would go, but that's okay.
-what's up?	nothing much, what's going on?
-nothing much, what's going on?	i'm having a party this friday.
-i'm having a party this friday.	oh, really? that's nice.
-oh, really? that's nice.	i wanted to see if you wanted to come.
-i wanted to see if you wanted to come.	this friday? sorry, i already have plans.
-this friday? sorry, i already have plans.	doing what?
-doing what?	i'm going to dinner with my family.
-i'm going to dinner with my family.	i really wanted you to come, but i understand.
-i really wanted you to come, but i understand.	yeah, maybe next time.
-yeah, maybe next time.	i'll hold you to that.
-i'll hold you to that.	sounds like a plan.
-hey, what's good with you?	not a lot. what about you?
-not a lot. what about you?	i'm throwing a party on friday.
-i'm throwing a party on friday.	that sounds like fun.
-that sounds like fun.	do you think you can come?
-do you think you can come?	i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.
-i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.	what are you going to be doing?
-what are you going to be doing?	my family and i are going to dinner.
-my family and i are going to dinner.	i was hoping you would come.
-i was hoping you would come.	i'll definitely try to make it the next time.
-i'll definitely try to make it the next time.	i'd better see you there.
-i'd better see you there.	all right. i'll see you next time.
-what's going on?	nothing really. how about you?
-nothing really. how about you?	a lot, like the party i'm having on friday.
-a lot, like the party i'm having on friday.	well, that's cool.
-well, that's cool.	will you be able to make it?
-will you be able to make it?	i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.
-i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.	what do you have to do?
-what do you have to do?	i'm having dinner with my family
-i'm having dinner with my family	maybe you can come next time.
-maybe you can come next time.	i'll make sure and come to your next party.
-i'll make sure and come to your next party.	i'll look for you at my next party.
-it was nice talking to you.	why are you trying to rush me off the phone?
-why are you trying to rush me off the phone?	i really have to go.
-i really have to go.	why? i still wanted to talk to you.
-why? i still wanted to talk to you.	i have things to do.
-i have things to do.	like what?
-like what?	don't be nosey.
-don't be nosey.	i'm not. i just want to know.
-i'm not. i just want to know.	well, it's really none of your business.
-well, it's really none of your business.	that's harsh.
-that's harsh.	i'm sorry, but i have to go.
-i'm sorry, but i have to go.	fine.
-i've enjoyed conversing with you.	is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?
-is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?	i've got to go.
-i've got to go.	i wasn't done talking to you.
-i wasn't done talking to you.	i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey.
-i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey.	i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.
-i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.	i really don't think it's any of your business.
-i really don't think it's any of your business.	that's not nice.
-that's not nice.	i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now.
-i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now.	okay.
-i'll talk to you later.	what's the rush?
-what's the rush?	i have to get off the phone now.
-i have to get off the phone now.	i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.
-i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.	there are other things i need to take care of.
-there are other things i need to take care of.	what is it that you need to do? 
-what is it that you need to do? 	please don't be nosey.
-please don't be nosey.	i'm not being nosey, it's just a question.
-i'm not being nosey, it's just a question.	you don't need to worry about that.
-you don't need to worry about that.	that was mean to say.
-that was mean to say.	i am very sorry, but i must go.
-well, it was nice talking to you.	it was nice talking to you too.
-it was nice talking to you too.	we should really hang out again.
-we should really hang out again.	that would be fun.
-that would be fun.	where do you want to go?
-where do you want to go?	i think we should go out to eat.
-i think we should go out to eat.	that sounds good.
-that sounds good.	all right, so i'll see you then.
-all right, so i'll see you then.	i'll call you later.
-i'll call you later.	okay, i'll talk to you later then.
-okay, i'll talk to you later then.	see you later.
-see you later.	bye.
-i enjoyed talking to you.	i enjoyed talking to you too.
-i enjoyed talking to you too.	we should hang out some time.
-we should hang out some time.	i think that would be nice.
-i think that would be nice.	is there anything you would like to do next time?
-is there anything you would like to do next time?	do you want to go out to eat?
-do you want to go out to eat?	i'd like that.
-i'd like that.	so i'll see you next time.
-so i'll see you next time.	i'm going to call you soon. 
-i'm going to call you soon. 	i'll talk to you later.
-i'll talk to you later.	see you soon.
-see you soon.	goodbye.
-i had fun talking to you.	it was really nice talking to you also.
-it was really nice talking to you also.	i think we should really do something sometime.
-i think we should really do something sometime.	that should be loads of fun.
-that should be loads of fun.	what do you want to do next time?
-what do you want to do next time?	would you like to go to dinner or something?
-would you like to go to dinner or something?	yeah, let's do that.
-yeah, let's do that.	okay, until next time then.
-okay, until next time then.	i'll call you so we can set that up.
-i'll call you so we can set that up.	talk to you then.
-talk to you then.	all right, see you.
-where do you live?	i live in pasadena.
-i live in pasadena.	where is pasadena?
-where is pasadena?	it's in california.
-it's in california.	is it in northern california?
-is it in northern california?	no. it's in southern california.
-no. it's in southern california.	is pasadena a big city?
-is pasadena a big city?	it's pretty big.
-it's pretty big.	how big is "pretty big"?
-how big is "pretty big"?	it has about 140,000 people.
-it has about 140,000 people.	how big is los angeles?
-how big is los angeles?	it has about 3 million people.
-do you have a car?	yes, i do.
-yes, i do.	what kind of car do you have?
-what kind of car do you have?	i have a honda.
-i have a honda.	is it new?
-is it new?	it was new in 2003.
-it was new in 2003.	so, it's pretty old now.
-so, it's pretty old now.	yes, it is. but it still looks good.
-yes, it is. but it still looks good.	do you take good care of it?
-do you take good care of it?	oh, yes. i wash it once a week.
-oh, yes. i wash it once a week.	do you change the oil?
-do you change the oil?	my mechanic changes the oil twice a year.
-do you have a girlfriend?	no, i don't. do you?
-no, i don't. do you?	i don't have a girlfriend, either.
-i don't have a girlfriend, either.	why not?
-why not?	i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.
-i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.	girls like guys with money.
-girls like guys with money.	they sure do.
-they sure do.	they like guys with new cars.
-they like guys with new cars.	i don't have money or a new car.
-i don't have money or a new car.	me, neither.
-me, neither.	but girls like guys who are funny.
-but girls like guys who are funny.	maybe we should learn some good jokes.
-where are you going?	i have to walk the dog.
-i have to walk the dog.	what kind of dog do you have?
-what kind of dog do you have?	i have a little poodle.
-i have a little poodle.	poodles bark a lot.
-poodles bark a lot.	they sure do.
-they sure do.	they bark at everything.
-they bark at everything.	they never shut up.
-they never shut up.	why did you get a poodle?
-why did you get a poodle?	it's my mom's dog.
-it's my mom's dog.	so she likes poodles.
-so she likes poodles.	she says they're good watchdogs.
-can i borrow $5?	sure. why do you need it?
-sure. why do you need it?	i want to buy lunch.
-i want to buy lunch.	where's your money?
-where's your money?	it's not in my wallet.
-it's not in my wallet.	your wallet is empty?
-your wallet is empty?	i don't have even one dollar in it.
-i don't have even one dollar in it.	being broke is no fun.
-being broke is no fun.	even if it's only for a short while.
-even if it's only for a short while.	it's always good to have friends.
-it's always good to have friends.	friends will lend you money when you're broke.
-friends will lend you money when you're broke.	as long as you pay them back.
-let's go to the beach.	that's a great idea.
-that's a great idea.	we haven't been in a while.
-we haven't been in a while.	we haven't been in a month.
-we haven't been in a month.	the last time we went, you almost drowned.
-the last time we went, you almost drowned.	no, i didn't.
-no, i didn't.	then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?
-then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?	i think he wanted to cool off.
-i think he wanted to cool off.	he swam right up to you.
-he swam right up to you.	and then he turned right around.
-and then he turned right around.	maybe you're right.
-maybe you're right.	maybe we should get going.
-are you married?	no. i'm divorced.
-no. i'm divorced.	when did you get divorced?
-when did you get divorced?	i got divorced two years ago.
-i got divorced two years ago.	why did you get divorced?
-why did you get divorced?	my wife left me.
-my wife left me.	why did she leave you?
-why did she leave you?	she said she didn't love me anymore.
-she said she didn't love me anymore.	wow! that's terrible.
-wow! that's terrible.	yes, it was.
-yes, it was.	why didn't she love you anymore?
-why didn't she love you anymore?	she fell in love with my best friend.
-i'm bored.	what's on tv?
-what's on tv?	nothing.
-nothing.	there must be something on tv!
-there must be something on tv!	nothing that's interesting.
-nothing that's interesting.	what about that new game show?
-what about that new game show?	which one?
-which one?	"deal or no deal"
-"deal or no deal"	tell me you're joking.
-tell me you're joking.	i love that show.
-i love that show.	i watched it once. that was enough.
-i watched it once. that was enough.	it's on right now. let's watch it together.
-i like living here.	i agree. pasadena is a nice city.
-i agree. pasadena is a nice city.	it's not too big.
-it's not too big.	and it's not too small.
-and it's not too small.	it has great weather all year long.
-it has great weather all year long.	it has the rose parade.
-it has the rose parade.	it has beautiful houses.
-it has beautiful houses.	it has wonderful restaurants.
-it has wonderful restaurants.	it has great schools.
-it has great schools.	it's close to the mountains.
-it's close to the mountains.	the people are friendly.
-the people are friendly.	i'm not ever going to leave.
-we need a new mattress.	what's the matter with this one?
-what's the matter with this one?	it's not comfortable.
-it's not comfortable.	it seems fine to me.
-it seems fine to me.	i toss and turn all night.
-i toss and turn all night.	you should stop drinking coffee.
-you should stop drinking coffee.	look at these marks on my arms.
-look at these marks on my arms.	what are they?
-what are they?	they are bites.
-they are bites.	did the cat bite you?
-did the cat bite you?	no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.
-no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.	okay. let's get a new mattress.
-my laptop is so slow.	buy a new one.
-buy a new one.	i would if i had the money.
-i would if i had the money.	why is it so slow?
-why is it so slow?	that's a good question.
-that's a good question.	did you take it to a computer shop?
-did you take it to a computer shop?	i would if i had the money.
-i would if i had the money.	well, i guess you have to live with it.
-well, i guess you have to live with it.	sometimes i want to throw it out the window.
-sometimes i want to throw it out the window.	you don't want to do that.
-you don't want to do that.	why not?
-why not?	you might hit someone in the head.
-what's for dinner?	i'm not sure.
-i'm not sure.	how about a pizza?
-how about a pizza?	you had pizza for lunch.
-you had pizza for lunch.	but i love pizza.
-but i love pizza.	everybody loves pizza.
-everybody loves pizza.	so why can't i have pizza for dinner?
-so why can't i have pizza for dinner?	because you need variety.
-because you need variety.	what's "variety?
-what's "variety?	different things—not the same thing all the time.
-different things—not the same thing all the time.	you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?
-you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?	no, i mean a salad instead of a pizza.
-we need to save money.	why do we need to save money?
-why do we need to save money?	because we need to buy a house.
-because we need to buy a house.	but a house is so expensive.
-but a house is so expensive.	that's why we need to save money.
-that's why we need to save money.	how much do we need to save?
-how much do we need to save?	we need to save enough for a down payment.
-we need to save enough for a down payment.	how much is that?
-how much is that?	that's about $30,000.
-that's about $30,000.	thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.
-thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.	not if we save every penny.
-not if we save every penny.	okay. here's seven pennies.
-the ocean is so big.	you can't see the end of it.
-you can't see the end of it.	it goes on and on forever.
-it goes on and on forever.	and it's deep, too.
-and it's deep, too.	i think it's five miles deep.
-i think it's five miles deep.	are there fish at the bottom?
-are there fish at the bottom?	there are fish at the top and the bottom.
-there are fish at the top and the bottom.	are there more fish or more people?
-are there more fish or more people?	i think there are more fish.
-i think there are more fish.	i hope so. i love to eat fish.
-i'm upset with my mom.	why is that?
-why is that?	i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.
-i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.	what happened?
-what happened?	i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.
-i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.	that was very nice of you.
-that was very nice of you.	i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
-i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.	why did she do that?
-why did she do that?	he said he would buy her a nice ring.
-he said he would buy her a nice ring.	what's wrong with that?
-what's wrong with that?	he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.
-he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.	i hope your mom broke up with him.
-do animals talk to each other?	of course they talk to each other.
-of course they talk to each other.	what do they talk about?
-what do they talk about?	they talk about other animals.
-they talk about other animals.	what else do they talk about?
-what else do they talk about?	they talk about food and the weather.
-they talk about food and the weather.	do they talk about us?
-do they talk about us?	of course they talk about us.
-of course they talk about us.	what do they say about us?
-what do they say about us?	they say that we are funny-looking.
-they say that we are funny-looking.	ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
-ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.	we're funny-looking because we wear clothes.
-i have to clean the house.	yes, it's very dirty.
-yes, it's very dirty.	you can help me.
-you can help me.	why me?
-why me?	because you helped make it dirty.
-because you helped make it dirty.	what do you want me to do?
-what do you want me to do?	i want you to clean the bathroom.
-i want you to clean the bathroom.	oh, that's easy.
-oh, that's easy.	clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.
-clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.	that's a lot of work.
-that's a lot of work.	tell me when you finish.
-tell me when you finish.	i don't think so. you'll just give me more work.
-you're watching too much tv.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	i mean you're wasting your life.
-i mean you're wasting your life.	i'm having fun.
-i'm having fun.	you're sitting there with your mouth open.
-you're sitting there with your mouth open.	who cares?
-who cares?	i care. do something.
-i care. do something.	okay. i did something.
-okay. i did something.	what did you do?
-what did you do?	i turned up the volume.
-i turned up the volume.	that's not what i meant by "do something."
-that's not what i meant by "do something."	will you do something? leave me alone.
-did you write a letter to grandma?	yes, i did.
-yes, i did.	did you tell her about school?
-did you tell her about school?	i told her that school is fun.
-i told her that school is fun.	did you put the letter in an envelope?
-did you put the letter in an envelope?	yes, and i sealed the envelope.
-yes, and i sealed the envelope.	did you put a stamp on the envelope?
-did you put a stamp on the envelope?	i couldn't find any stamps.
-i couldn't find any stamps.	they're in the kitchen drawer.
-they're in the kitchen drawer.	okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.
-okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.	give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.
-give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.	when is grandma going to learn about e-mail?
-why are you yawning?	i'm sleepy.
-i'm sleepy.	why don't you go to bed?
-why don't you go to bed?	i want to watch this tv show.
-i want to watch this tv show.	maybe you should record it.
-maybe you should record it.	the tape recorder is broken.
-the tape recorder is broken.	then you should watch the rerun.
-then you should watch the rerun.	why? i'm watching the original.
-why? i'm watching the original.	but you'll be asleep in about one minute.
-but you'll be asleep in about one minute.	i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
-i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.	okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.
-okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.	zzz.
-it's sunday.	so?
-so?	you know what that means.
-you know what that means.	i forgot.
-i forgot.	sunday means we go to church.
-sunday means we go to church.	oh, yeah.
-oh, yeah.	put on a coat and tie.
-put on a coat and tie.	why?
-why?	to show respect to god and others.
-to show respect to god and others.	i'm glad sunday is only once a week.
-i'm glad sunday is only once a week.	i hope god didn't hear that.
-i hope god didn't hear that.	he'll forgive me.
-did you feed the cat?	i'll do that in a minute.
-i'll do that in a minute.	the cat is meowing. he's hungry.
-the cat is meowing. he's hungry.	okay. i'll feed him right now.
-okay. i'll feed him right now.	you shouldn't make him wait.
-you shouldn't make him wait.	i was doing my homework.
-i was doing my homework.	the cat doesn't care about your homework.
-the cat doesn't care about your homework.	the cat doesn't care about anything.
-the cat doesn't care about anything.	that's the way cats are.
-that's the way cats are.	all they think about is themselves.
-all they think about is themselves.	maybe we should get rid of him.
-maybe we should get rid of him.	of course not! he's family.
-i hate shaving.	me too.
-me too.	i just cut myself again.
-i just cut myself again.	did you use a new blade?
-did you use a new blade?	it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.
-it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.	maybe you should use an electric shaver.
-maybe you should use an electric shaver.	they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
-they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.	maybe you should stop shaving.
-maybe you should stop shaving.	and grow a beard?
-and grow a beard?	sure. why not?
-sure. why not?	because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
-because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.	hmm. here's an idea. put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
-excuse me.	yes?
-yes?	are you reading this paper?
-are you reading this paper?	oh, no. help yourself.
-oh, no. help yourself.	i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.
-i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.	thank you. that's polite of you to ask.
-thank you. that's polite of you to ask.	some people would just pick it up.
-some people would just pick it up.	yes, i know. some people are rude.
-yes, i know. some people are rude.	i always try to be polite.
-i always try to be polite.	so do i.
-so do i.	the world needs more polite people like us.
-the world needs more polite people like us.	i agree 100 percent.
-mom, i want a puppy.	let me think about it.
-let me think about it.	why do you have to think about it?
-why do you have to think about it?	because a puppy costs money.
-because a puppy costs money.	no, it doesn't. puppies are free.
-no, it doesn't. puppies are free.	yes, but a puppy needs shots.
-yes, but a puppy needs shots.	shots for what?
-shots for what?	so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.
-so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.	i hate shots.
-i hate shots.	and a puppy eats food. food costs money.
-and a puppy eats food. food costs money.	no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.
-no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.	oh, no you don't. puppies don't eat vegetables.
-look at all these kittens!	how many are there?
-how many are there?	eight.
-eight.	they're all so cute.
-they're all so cute.	yes, but i can't keep them.
-yes, but i can't keep them.	what are you going to do with them?
-what are you going to do with them?	i'm going to give them away. do you want one?
-i'm going to give them away. do you want one?	yes, i would love one.
-yes, i would love one.	which one do you want?
-which one do you want?	that one. the one that's all black.
-that one. the one that's all black.	yes, i like that one, too.
-yes, i like that one, too.	i'll call him blacky.
-my parents go to church every sunday.	they trust in god.
-they trust in god.	they hope they will go to heaven.
-they hope they will go to heaven.	they probably will.
-they probably will.	but no one knows for sure.
-but no one knows for sure.	that's for sure.
-that's for sure.	no one knows what happens after we die.
-no one knows what happens after we die.	if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.
-if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.	that's what many people believe.
-that's what many people believe.	if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.
-if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.	i don't want to go to hell.
-i don't want to go to hell.	let's go to church with your parents on sunday.
-my husband died.	i'm sorry for you.
-i'm sorry for you.	thank you.
-thank you.	when did he die?
-when did he die?	a couple of months ago.
-a couple of months ago.	you still miss him.
-you still miss him.	yes, but i talk to him almost every day.
-yes, but i talk to him almost every day.	when you go to church?
-when you go to church?	no, when i call him on his cell phone.
-no, when i call him on his cell phone.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	i buried him with his cell phone.
-i buried him with his cell phone.	what will you do when the battery dies?
-today is friday the thirteenth.	that's a bad day.
-that's a bad day.	it's supposed to be unlucky.
-it's supposed to be unlucky.	you're supposed to stay home all day.
-you're supposed to stay home all day.	that's what i do.
-that's what i do.	my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.
-my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.	that was a mistake.
-that was a mistake.	he stayed on the thirteenth floor.
-he stayed on the thirteenth floor.	what happened?
-what happened?	someone stole his laptop.
-someone stole his laptop.	he was asking for it.
-he was asking for it.	he learned his lesson. he's home today.
-do you really love me?	of course.
-of course.	prove it.
-prove it.	how can i prove it?
-how can i prove it?	take me to dinner.
-take me to dinner.	that's it? that's all i have to do?
-that's it? that's all i have to do?	take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.
-take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.	but a nice restaurant costs money.
-but a nice restaurant costs money.	yes, and you have to make a reservation.
-yes, and you have to make a reservation.	that's such a hassle.
-that's such a hassle.	i knew you didn't love me.
-i knew you didn't love me.	okay, okay! i'll make a reservation right now.
-my parents are divorced.	so are mine.
-so are mine.	why did your parents get divorced?
-why did your parents get divorced?	my father found a new girlfriend.
-my father found a new girlfriend.	that's too bad.
-that's too bad.	my mother was hurt and angry.
-my mother was hurt and angry.	she had good reason. what did she do?
-she had good reason. what did she do?	she told him to drop his girlfriend.
-she told him to drop his girlfriend.	what did your father do?
-what did your father do?	he moved out of our house.
-he moved out of our house.	i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
-i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.	yes, but she left him a year later.
-my grandma's apartment smells funny.	so does mine.
-so does mine.	i think it's an old people's smell.
-i think it's an old people's smell.	really?
-really?	yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.
-yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.	like fruit that is too ripe?
-like fruit that is too ripe?	yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.
-yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.	but the smell is different.
-but the smell is different.	yes, old people don't smell like fruit.
-yes, old people don't smell like fruit.	no, they smell like a thrift shop.
-no, they smell like a thrift shop.	yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.
-yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.	yes, an old smell.
-the price of stamps goes up and up.	i think stamps used to cost a penny.
-i think stamps used to cost a penny.	that was a long time ago.
-that was a long time ago.	it was before i was born.
-it was before i was born.	now a stamp is 42 cents.
-now a stamp is 42 cents.	but in may it will be 44 cents.
-but in may it will be 44 cents.	have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
-have you ever lost a letter in the mail?	no, i haven't.
-no, i haven't.	neither have i.
-neither have i.	so, they do a good job for the money.
-so, they do a good job for the money.	yes, they do.
-yes, they do.	maybe we shouldn't complain.
-a button came off my shirt.	what are you going to do?
-what are you going to do?	first, i have to find the button.
-first, i have to find the button.	where did you lose it?
-where did you lose it?	i have no idea.
-i have no idea.	a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?
-a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?	that's a good idea.
-that's a good idea.	i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
-i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.	let me look. no, it's not there.
-let me look. no, it's not there.	many shirts come with an extra button.
-many shirts come with an extra button.	you're right. this one does have an extra button.
-you're right. this one does have an extra button.	now all you have to do is sew it on.
-i have to go to the bathroom.	you drink too much coffee.
-you drink too much coffee.	but i love coffee.
-but i love coffee.	well, it's your life.
-well, it's your life.	you eat too much chocolate.
-you eat too much chocolate.	i don't think so.
-i don't think so.	have you looked in the mirror?
-have you looked in the mirror?	do you think i'm getting fat?
-do you think i'm getting fat?	i didn't say that.
-i didn't say that.	what did you say?
-what did you say?	i said i have to go to the bathroom.
-i said i have to go to the bathroom.	that's what i thought you said.
-did you do the laundry?	yes, i did.
-yes, i did.	what did you wash?
-what did you wash?	i washed the sheets and towels.
-i washed the sheets and towels.	what about the pillowcases?
-what about the pillowcases?	yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them.
-yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them.	did you dry everything in the dryer?
-did you dry everything in the dryer?	yes, i dried everything in the dryer.
-yes, i dried everything in the dryer.	then what did you do?
-then what did you do?	i folded all the towels.
-i folded all the towels.	did you put the sheets on the beds?
-did you put the sheets on the beds?	yes, and i put the pillowcases on the pillows.
-do you listen to the radio?	i listen day and night.
-i listen day and night.	what do you listen to?
-what do you listen to?	mostly talk radio.
-mostly talk radio.	what's that?
-what's that?	people talk about current events.
-people talk about current events.	what do they say?
-what do they say?	they say they want change.
-they say they want change.	what kind of change?
-what kind of change?	they want tax cuts.
-they want tax cuts.	why do they want tax cuts?
-why do they want tax cuts?	because tax cuts will save them money.
-mom, i'm hungry.	look in the fridge.
-look in the fridge.	i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.
-i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.	are you sure?
-are you sure?	it's almost empty.
-it's almost empty.	i went to the market yesterday.
-i went to the market yesterday.	i don't see anything.
-i don't see anything.	i bought lots of oranges and apples.
-i bought lots of oranges and apples.	i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.
-i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.	eat the fruit. it's good for you.
-eat the fruit. it's good for you.	next time you go to the market, let me go with you.
-next time you go to the market, let me go with you.	no, thank you. all you want to eat are hot dogs and candy bars.
-what is there to eat?	i don't know. look in the fridge.
-i don't know. look in the fridge.	i think i'll make a sandwich.
-i think i'll make a sandwich.	what kind?
-what kind?	a ham sandwich.
-a ham sandwich.	the bread is in the cabinet.
-the bread is in the cabinet.	where's the mustard?
-where's the mustard?	it's in the fridge, i think.
-it's in the fridge, i think.	oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?
-oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?	yes, that sounds nice.
-yes, that sounds nice.	how about some potato chips?
-how about some potato chips?	yes. and a pickle, if we have any.
-it's time for your bath, young lady.	but, mom, i'm not dirty.
-but, mom, i'm not dirty.	you need a bath every day.
-you need a bath every day.	why?
-why?	because you don't want to smell bad.
-because you don't want to smell bad.	i don't smell bad.
-i don't smell bad.	that's what you think.
-that's what you think.	if i smelled bad, i could smell me.
-if i smelled bad, i could smell me.	i can smell you.
-i can smell you.	i can smell you, too.
-i can smell you, too.	that's my perfume.
-that's my perfume.	when can i wear perfume?
-something's wrong with my computer.	exactly what?
-exactly what?	all i get is a black screen.
-all i get is a black screen.	what's the matter?
-what's the matter?	i think i know, because this happened before.
-i think i know, because this happened before.	what happened before?
-what happened before?	my hard drive crashed.
-my hard drive crashed.	oh, no. that's bad news.
-oh, no. that's bad news.	it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure.
-it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure.	will you lose all your files?
-will you lose all your files?	no, i always back up my files.
-no, i always back up my files.	you're smart.
-i called hp about my computer.	what did they say?
-what did they say?	they said i need a new hard drive.
-they said i need a new hard drive.	that's too bad. how much is a new one?
-that's too bad. how much is a new one?	it's not too much, only about $85.
-it's not too much, only about $85.	plus installation?
-plus installation?	no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace.
-no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace.	really?
-really?	yes, it's just a couple of screws.
-yes, it's just a couple of screws.	that's nice.
-that's nice.	it's a lot better than paying someone $60.
-it's a lot better than paying someone $60.	if my hard drive crashes, i'll just call you.
-what's your email address?	it's bluedog123.
-it's bluedog123.	bluedog123. are you sure that's all?
-bluedog123. are you sure that's all?	yes.
-yes.	no. that's incomplete.
-no. that's incomplete.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	what's your mailing address?
-what's your mailing address?	456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170.
-456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170.	that's correct.
-that's correct.	so what's the problem?
-so what's the problem?	bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code.
-bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code.	oh, i get it. my email address is bluedog123@yahoo.com.
-i'm going to take a nap.	you should unplug the phone.
-you should unplug the phone.	that's a good idea.
-that's a good idea.	do you want me to wake you in an hour?
-do you want me to wake you in an hour?	no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.
-no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.	i'll start dinner at 6:00.
-i'll start dinner at 6:00.	okay. i think i'll be awake by then.
-okay. i think i'll be awake by then.	if not, your nose will wake you up.
-if not, your nose will wake you up.	you mean i will smell the food cooking?
-you mean i will smell the food cooking?	you might even dream about dinner.
-you might even dream about dinner.	i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.
-i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.	have a nice nap.
-that was a nice funeral.	yes, dad, it was.
-yes, dad, it was.	the son gave a nice speech about his father.
-the son gave a nice speech about his father.	it was long, too.
-it was long, too.	i think it was about 45 minutes long.
-i think it was about 45 minutes long.	but it went by fast. it was interesting.
-but it went by fast. it was interesting.	i liked it.
-i liked it.	i'll give you a speech like that, too.
-i'll give you a speech like that, too.	do you think anyone will come to my funeral?
-do you think anyone will come to my funeral?	of course.
-of course.	i think only the family will be there.
-i think only the family will be there.	you have lots of friends. they will be there, too!
-yikes! what was that noise?	i had to blow my nose.
-i had to blow my nose.	did you have to blow right next to the phone?
-did you have to blow right next to the phone?	did you hear that?
-did you hear that?	of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.
-of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.	it wasn't that loud.
-it wasn't that loud.	i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.
-i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.	okay. i'll take your word for it.
-okay. i'll take your word for it.	i thought you had an elephant in your house.
-i thought you had an elephant in your house.	you're funny.
-you're funny.	what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.
-what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.	i'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. i'll be right back.
-i have lots of friends.	really? how many do you have?
-really? how many do you have?	i don't know, maybe one hundred.
-i don't know, maybe one hundred.	that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?
-that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?	of course. i have lots of best friends.
-of course. i have lots of best friends.	how many best friends do you have?
-how many best friends do you have?	i think about twenty-five.
-i think about twenty-five.	hmm. i have only one best friend.
-hmm. i have only one best friend.	i feel sorry for you.
-i feel sorry for you.	i have only a few friends.
-i have only a few friends.	you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.
-you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.	that's very nice of you.
-don't you ever cheat on me.	why would i do that?
-why would i do that?	because men like to cheat.
-because men like to cheat.	some men do, but not me.
-some men do, but not me.	i'm watching you.
-i'm watching you.	i'm an open book. watch me all you want.
-i'm an open book. watch me all you want.	if i catch you, you'll be sorry.
-if i catch you, you'll be sorry.	you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.
-you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.	i will poke your eyes out. 
-i will poke your eyes out. 	i don't want any other woman.
-i don't want any other woman.	i will chop your toes off, one by one.
-i will chop your toes off, one by one.	honey, please. you're the only woman for me, forever. i swear it.
-i hate to go outside.	me too.
-me too.	why do you hate to go outside?
-why do you hate to go outside?	i meet too many jerks.
-i meet too many jerks.	i agree.
-i agree.	this city is full of jerks.
-this city is full of jerks.	rude people are everywhere.
-rude people are everywhere.	but what can you do?
-but what can you do?	you can yell at them.
-you can yell at them.	and they will yell back at you.
-and they will yell back at you.	yelling doesn't do any good.
-yelling doesn't do any good.	no. the best thing to do is just stay home.
-will you look at this form?	are you having problems with it?
-are you having problems with it?	i don't understand some things.
-i don't understand some things.	let me help you.
-let me help you.	what does "mi" mean?
-what does "mi" mean?	"mi" stands for middle initial.
-"mi" stands for middle initial.	what does "mm/dd/yy" mean?
-what does "mm/dd/yy" mean?	that means month/day/year. use numbers.
-that means month/day/year. use numbers.	i don't understand.
-i don't understand.	for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.
-for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.	oh. that's simple enough.
-oh. that's simple enough.	always print clearly, and fill in the bubbles completely.
-let's go to the animal shelter.	what do you want to do?
-what do you want to do?	i want to get a puppy for my son.
-i want to get a puppy for my son.	that will make him so happy.
-that will make him so happy.	i'll get him one of those little dogs.
-i'll get him one of those little dogs.	one that won't grow up too big.
-one that won't grow up too big.	and eat too much.
-and eat too much.	do you know which one he would like?
-do you know which one he would like?	oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.
-oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.	i bet you had to drag him away.
-i bet you had to drag him away.	he wanted to take it home yesterday.
-he wanted to take it home yesterday.	i wonder what he'll name it.
-what's the weather like?	i don't know. i just woke up.
-i don't know. i just woke up.	why don't you look outside?
-why don't you look outside?	okay. it looks like rain.
-okay. it looks like rain.	why do you say that?
-why do you say that?	the sky is gray.
-the sky is gray.	is it raining right now?
-is it raining right now?	no.
-no.	how do you know?
-how do you know?	the street isn't wet.
-the street isn't wet.	i have to go shopping today.
-i have to go shopping today.	you'd better take an umbrella.
-i can't believe how hot it is.	it's not even noon yet.
-it's not even noon yet.	that means it will get hotter.
-that means it will get hotter.	i am dying from the heat.
-i am dying from the heat.	turn on the air conditioner.
-turn on the air conditioner.	it doesn't work.
-it doesn't work.	what happened?
-what happened?	i don't know.
-i don't know.	did you call the repairman?
-did you call the repairman?	of course.
-of course.	when is he coming?
-when is he coming?	he's busy. he said next week.
-i'll be glad when winter comes.	why is that?
-why is that?	because i love the snow.
-because i love the snow.	yes, the snow is fun.
-yes, the snow is fun.	last year we made a big snowman.
-last year we made a big snowman.	how big was it?
-how big was it?	it was seven feet tall.
-it was seven feet tall.	how long did it take?
-how long did it take?	it took us all day.
-it took us all day.	did you give him a nose?
-did you give him a nose?	of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.
-of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.	let me help you make one this year.
-i'm going to the bank.	what do you need to do?
-what do you need to do?	i need to withdraw some money.
-i need to withdraw some money.	how are you going to do that?
-how are you going to do that?	i'll just use the atm.
-i'll just use the atm.	what's that?
-what's that?	it's the automatic teller machine.
-it's the automatic teller machine.	it gives you money?
-it gives you money?	i just insert my debit card into the machine.
-i just insert my debit card into the machine.	and it gives you money?
-and it gives you money?	well, it gives me money, but it's my own money.
-well, it gives me money, but it's my own money.	oh. what good is that? i thought it gave you free money.
-did you put the blue bin out on the street?	oh, no. i forgot.
-oh, no. i forgot.	well, you'd better take it out front.
-well, you'd better take it out front.	what time does the recycle truck come by?
-what time does the recycle truck come by?	it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow.
-it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow.	i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.
-i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.	oh, no, you don't.
-oh, no, you don't.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.
-every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.	do you think i'll forget to do it?
-do you think i'll forget to do it?	you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it.
-you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it.	okay, i'll take it out front right now.
-are you ready?	ready for what?
-ready for what?	ready for the big switch.
-ready for the big switch.	what are you talking about?
-what are you talking about?	the nation is switching to digital tv.
-the nation is switching to digital tv.	oh. of course i'm ready.
-oh. of course i'm ready.	did you buy the converter?
-did you buy the converter?	no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv.
-no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv.	how much was that?
-how much was that?	it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.
-it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.	does it pick up any digital channels?
-does it pick up any digital channels?	oh, yes. i get six korean channels but nothing in english!
-people are funny.	they sure are.
-they sure are.	did you hear about the pilot?
-did you hear about the pilot?	the one that stole a small plane?
-the one that stole a small plane?	yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s.
-yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s.	did they catch him?
-did they catch him?	yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.
-yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.	did he crash?
-did he crash?	no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.
-no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.	did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?
-did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?	his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
-his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.	poor guy.
-the police need our help finding a robber.	how do you know?
-how do you know?	the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.
-the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.	do they know what the robber looks like?
-do they know what the robber looks like?	yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old.
-yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old.	what race is he?
-what race is he?	they didn't say.
-they didn't say.	the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.
-the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.	of course not. that would be racist.
-of course not. that would be racist.	but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?
-but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?	don't ask me.
-don't ask me.	then they also shouldn't tell us if the robber is male or female, because that is sexist.
-don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.	but i don't have a tissue.
-but i don't have a tissue.	then go find a tissue in the bathroom.
-then go find a tissue in the bathroom.	i didn't have time to get one from there.
-i didn't have time to get one from there.	your sleeves are not tissues.
-your sleeves are not tissues.	but mom, all my friends use their sleeves.
-but mom, all my friends use their sleeves.	that doesn't make it right.
-that doesn't make it right.	i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.
-i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.	i will talk to your father about that.
-i will talk to your father about that.	i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.
-i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.	your daddy was a good little boy.
-your daddy was a good little boy.	how do you know? were you his mommy, too?
-i'm worried.	worried about what?
-worried about what?	i'm getting married.
-i'm getting married.	you should be happy, not worried.
-you should be happy, not worried.	i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.
-i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.	yes, you have to take care of your wife.
-yes, you have to take care of your wife.	and i have to take care of our children.
-and i have to take care of our children.	are you going to start a family?
-are you going to start a family?	yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.
-yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.	that sounds wonderful.
-that sounds wonderful.	except we can't afford it!
-except we can't afford it!	no wonder you're worried.
-i don't get art.	or artists.
-or artists.	they're in a different world.
-they're in a different world.	i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.
-i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.	the artist said the jar was both full and empty.
-the artist said the jar was both full and empty.	but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?
-but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?	artists see things differently.
-artists see things differently.	did you ever see anything that picasso painted?
-did you ever see anything that picasso painted?	of course! he's world famous.
-of course! he's world famous.	did he ever take art lessons?
-did he ever take art lessons?	i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.
-i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.	where are they? maybe they are worth millions.
-what's the point?	the point of what?
-the point of what?	of living.
-of living.	who knows? you live, and then you die.
-who knows? you live, and then you die.	we must be here for some reason.
-we must be here for some reason.	maybe we're here to have fun.
-maybe we're here to have fun.	then why aren't i having fun?
-then why aren't i having fun?	because you're thinking too much.
-because you're thinking too much.	so i should stop thinking?
-so i should stop thinking?	stop thinking about what the point is.
-stop thinking about what the point is.	okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.
-okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.	just be patient. fun doesn't come along every five minutes.
-beer is a powerful drug.	so are cigarettes.
-so are cigarettes.	which would you prefer?
-which would you prefer?	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.
-when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.	i could pick only one or the other?
-i could pick only one or the other?	yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.
-yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.	boy, that's a tough one.
-boy, that's a tough one.	what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.
-what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.	but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
-but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.	well, you can't have everything.
-well, you can't have everything.	i don't think i want to go to your heaven.
-my pants have a hole in the front pocket.	you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.
-you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.	yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.
-yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.	lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.
-lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.	who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?
-who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?	criminals, of course.
-criminals, of course.	anyway, i have to fix the hole.
-anyway, i have to fix the hole.	you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.
-you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.	tell me about this patch.
-tell me about this patch.	the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.
-the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.	that sounds a lot easier than sewing.
-that sounds a lot easier than sewing.	it is. but after about ten washings, the glue washes off.
-do you know any good jokes?	i can't remember jokes.
-i can't remember jokes.	neither can i.
-neither can i.	they go in one ear and out the other.
-they go in one ear and out the other.	who makes up all these jokes?
-who makes up all these jokes?	who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.
-who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.	yes, just in english alone.
-yes, just in english alone.	i wonder if every language has jokes.
-i wonder if every language has jokes.	of course! people everywhere like good jokes.
-of course! people everywhere like good jokes.	what do you think people joke about the most?
-what do you think people joke about the most?	i think most jokes are about women.
-i think most jokes are about women.	oh, really? i think most jokes are about men!
-you're very lucky.	why do you say that?
-why do you say that?	you speak two languages.
-you speak two languages.	well, my english isn't perfect.
-well, my english isn't perfect.	no one speaks perfect english.
-no one speaks perfect english.	maybe i will be the first!
-maybe i will be the first!	i've been thinking about learning spanish.
-i've been thinking about learning spanish.	spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.
-spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.	how long will it take me to learn?
-how long will it take me to learn?	i think it will only take you a year or two.
-i think it will only take you a year or two.	how soon can we begin?
-how soon can we begin?	ahora! that means right now.
-do you know what today is?	yes, it's april 22.
-yes, it's april 22.	it's more than just a date.
-it's more than just a date.	is it your birthday or anniversary?
-is it your birthday or anniversary?	no, it's earth day.
-no, it's earth day.	what's that?
-what's that?	it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.
-it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.	oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?
-oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?	yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.
-yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.	how about if i take shorter showers?
-how about if i take shorter showers?	that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.
-that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.	from now on i'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower.
-poetry sucks.	i don't know anyone who likes it.
-i don't know anyone who likes it.	some of it is okay, i guess.
-some of it is okay, i guess.	yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.
-yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.	like "one, two, buckle my shoe."
-like "one, two, buckle my shoe."	but people still write poems.
-but people still write poems.	no one makes any money at it.
-no one makes any money at it.	shakespeare was a poet.
-shakespeare was a poet.	did he get rich from his poetry?
-did he get rich from his poetry?	probably not.
-probably not.	poems are a little bit like songs.
-poems are a little bit like songs.	yes, but songs have music. without music, songs would suck, too.
-how smart are you?	i don't know. i think i'm average.
-i don't know. i think i'm average.	did you ever take an iq test?
-did you ever take an iq test?	no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.
-no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.	i wish i was really smart.
-i wish i was really smart.	don't be ridiculous.
-don't be ridiculous.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.
-if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.	don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
-don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?	it must be very lonely.
-it must be very lonely.	why's that?
-why's that?	because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.
-i missed the tv news last night. what was on?	nothing that would pass as news.
-nothing that would pass as news.	what's the weather going to be like this weekend?
-what's the weather going to be like this weekend?	i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.
-i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.	what was the lead story on the news?
-what was the lead story on the news?	some actress was in court for driving without a license.
-some actress was in court for driving without a license.	what was the second story?
-what was the second story?	some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.
-some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.	what was the third story?
-what was the third story?	a bull chased a man in a supermarket.
-a bull chased a man in a supermarket.	wasn't there anything about octo-mom?
-wasn't there anything about octo-mom?	of course. she's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants.
-what are you going to do about your death?	well, mostly i'll try to avoid it.
-well, mostly i'll try to avoid it.	i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?
-i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?	my wife and i will be cremated.
-my wife and i will be cremated.	are you going to be buried next to each other?
-are you going to be buried next to each other?	oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.
-oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.	you're not going to be buried?
-you're not going to be buried?	a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.
-a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.	yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.
-yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.	children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.
-children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.	that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people.
-that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people.	we figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach.
-did you wipe your feet? 	yes, of course i wiped my feet.
-yes, of course i wiped my feet.	then why is there mud on the carpet?
-then why is there mud on the carpet?	i don't know. it's not my mud.
-i don't know. it's not my mud.	well, someone brought it into the house.
-well, someone brought it into the house.	look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.
-look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.	of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.
-of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.	okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner.
-okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner.	don't vacuum it now.
-don't vacuum it now.	don't you want me to clean up the mud?
-don't you want me to clean up the mud?	wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.
-wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.	next time i will be more careful.
-what are you getting for your mom?	what are you talking about?
-what are you talking about?	sunday is mother's day.
-sunday is mother's day.	this sunday?
-this sunday?	of course. it's all over the news.
-of course. it's all over the news.	i thought it was next sunday.
-i thought it was next sunday.	well, you'd better get her something.
-well, you'd better get her something.	i'll get her a nice card.
-i'll get her a nice card.	is that it?
-is that it?	yes. that's all i ever give her.
-yes. that's all i ever give her.	she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?
-she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?	it's okay. she knows that i love her.
-i don't like our flag.	what's the matter with it?
-what's the matter with it?	it's too much like other flags.
-it's too much like other flags.	yes, a lot of flags have stripes.
-yes, a lot of flags have stripes.	a flag should be pretty.
-a flag should be pretty.	what should our flag look like?
-what should our flag look like?	it should have a pretty woman on it.
-it should have a pretty woman on it.	that's ridiculous!
-that's ridiculous!	you don't like pretty women?
-you don't like pretty women?	of course i do. but not on our flag!
-of course i do. but not on our flag!	every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.
-every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.	you can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!
-i had a busy morning.	what did you do?
-what did you do?	i watered all the plants.
-i watered all the plants.	you have a lot of plants.
-you have a lot of plants.	then i did my laundry.
-then i did my laundry.	that takes some time.
-that takes some time.	i took the dog for a walk.
-i took the dog for a walk.	i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.
-i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.	i vacuumed the entire house.
-i vacuumed the entire house.	that's a lot of work.
-that's a lot of work.	and then i made lunch.
-and then i made lunch.	i'll bet you were hungry!
-i don't have long distance service with my home phone.	so how do you make long distance calls?
-so how do you make long distance calls?	i use a calling card.
-i use a calling card.	where do you get that?
-where do you get that?	i buy it at the dollar store.
-i buy it at the dollar store.	how much is it?
-how much is it?	it's one dollar for 100 minutes.
-it's one dollar for 100 minutes.	that's only a penny a minute!
-that's only a penny a minute!	it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.
-it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.	how many?
-how many?	first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers.
-first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers.	yikes. i think i'll keep my long distance service.
-do you go to college?	yes, i do.
-yes, i do.	what college do you go to?
-what college do you go to?	i go to pasadena city college.
-i go to pasadena city college.	do you like it?
-do you like it?	oh, yes, i really like it.
-oh, yes, i really like it.	why do you like it?
-why do you like it?	because it has great teachers.
-because it has great teachers.	what else?
-what else?	i like all my classmates, too.
-i like all my classmates, too.	anything else?
-anything else?	yes. it's not expensive!
-i lost my new pen.	where did you lose it?
-where did you lose it?	i don't know.
-i don't know.	when did you lose it?
-when did you lose it?	i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.
-i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.	did you check all your pockets?
-did you check all your pockets?	i checked all my pockets.
-i checked all my pockets.	did you look in your desk?
-did you look in your desk?	yes. it isn't there, either.
-yes. it isn't there, either.	it's probably around somewhere.
-it's probably around somewhere.	oh, well, it only cost me a dollar.
-oh, well, it only cost me a dollar.	only a dollar? don't even look for it.
-gravity is very important.	what is gravity?
-what is gravity?	it's the force that pulls everything down.
-it's the force that pulls everything down.	i don't understand.
-i don't understand.	if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass.
-if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass.	of course it does.
-of course it does.	without gravity, the water would go up.
-without gravity, the water would go up.	you're joking.
-you're joking.	without gravity, you would go up.
-without gravity, you would go up.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	you would float into the sky like a balloon.
-you would float into the sky like a balloon.	that would be fun!
-i can't read my book.	turn on the light.
-turn on the light.	the light is on.
-the light is on.	open the book.
-open the book.	the book is open.
-the book is open.	see an eye doctor.
-see an eye doctor.	that's what i need to do.
-that's what i need to do.	he'll give you a prescription for glasses.
-he'll give you a prescription for glasses.	i'll make an appointment tomorrow.
-i'll make an appointment tomorrow.	i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.
-i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.	read the phone number to me.
-read the phone number to me.	i'll read it very loud, in case your hearing is getting bad, too.
-what do you need for school?	i need pencils.
-i need pencils.	anything else?
-anything else?	i need a notebook.
-i need a notebook.	do you need a pen?
-do you need a pen?	no. i already have a pen.
-no. i already have a pen.	do you need a calculator?
-do you need a calculator?	no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.
-no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.	how about a dictionary?
-how about a dictionary?	no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom.
-no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom.	well, i guess that's it.
-well, i guess that's it.	yes, that's all i need for now.
-i like this magazine.	so do i.
-so do i.	i read it once, and i subscribed.
-i read it once, and i subscribed.	it gives you all the news.
-it gives you all the news.	all the news in only 50 pages.
-all the news in only 50 pages.	i like the political cartoons.
-i like the political cartoons.	i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.
-i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.	i always read the film reviews.
-i always read the film reviews.	i never miss the food and drink section.
-i never miss the food and drink section.	i gave a subscription to my parents.
-i gave a subscription to my parents.	me too. they canceled their other news magazines.
-me too. they canceled their other news magazines.	so did mine!
-my pen is out of ink.	shake it a couple of times.
-shake it a couple of times.	i shook it. there is no more ink.
-i shook it. there is no more ink.	you can borrow mine.
-you can borrow mine.	thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.
-thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.	what were you doing?
-what were you doing?	i was writing a letter.
-i was writing a letter.	who were you writing to?
-who were you writing to?	it's to my mom.
-it's to my mom.	tell her i said hello.
-tell her i said hello.	okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.
-okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.	take your time.
-have you done your homework?	not yet.
-not yet.	then why are you watching tv?
-then why are you watching tv?	this is my favorite show.
-this is my favorite show.	go do your homework.
-go do your homework.	but, mom!
-but, mom!	you can watch tv after you do your homework.
-you can watch tv after you do your homework.	but the show will be over.
-but the show will be over.	there will be another show next week.
-there will be another show next week.	please?
-please?	you know the rules.
-you know the rules.	i hate the rules! i can't wait till i grow up.
-i can't wait until i graduate.	me too.
-me too.	no more homework.
-no more homework.	i hate homework.
-i hate homework.	are you going to college?
-are you going to college?	i can't afford it.
-i can't afford it.	me neither.
-me neither.	so what are you going to do?
-so what are you going to do?	i'm joining the army.
-i'm joining the army.	you're kidding. you might get killed.
-you're kidding. you might get killed.	i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college.
-i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college.	that's not a bad idea.
-what is your major?	english.
-english.	what are you going to do with an english major?
-what are you going to do with an english major?	i'm going to be a teacher.
-i'm going to be a teacher.	high school or middle school?
-high school or middle school?	high school.
-high school.	i teach high school english.
-i teach high school english.	i didn't know that.
-i didn't know that.	i started teaching five years ago.
-i started teaching five years ago.	how do you like it?
-how do you like it?	do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.
-do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.	maybe i'll teach middle school.
-parking at school is impossible.	i'll say.
-i'll say.	i drove around for half an hour.
-i drove around for half an hour.	did you find a spot?
-did you find a spot?	i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.
-i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.	did you yell at them?
-did you yell at them?	yes, i did.
-yes, i did.	and?
-and?	and he yelled back at me.
-and he yelled back at me.	how rude.
-how rude.	but i got lucky a few minutes later.
-but i got lucky a few minutes later.	you have to be lucky to find a parking space.
-this is a huge library.	yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.
-yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.	and lots of books.
-and lots of books.	and lots of thieves.
-and lots of thieves.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	i mean, keep your belongings close to you.
-i mean, keep your belongings close to you.	the only thing in my backpack is used books.
-the only thing in my backpack is used books.	but thieves don't know that.
-but thieves don't know that.	they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.
-they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.	now you're thinking.
-now you're thinking.	you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.
-you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.	not even a church is safe from thieves.
-how good is your math?	i can add two and two.
-i can add two and two.	so you're not very good at math?
-so you're not very good at math?	i'm terrible at math.
-i'm terrible at math.	well, i need some help.
-well, i need some help.	with what?
-with what?	i'm taking a math course in school.
-i'm taking a math course in school.	well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.
-well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.	i can't do that.
-i can't do that.	why not?
-why not?	they might think i'm stupid.
-they might think i'm stupid.	they're not going to think that! they'll be glad to help you.
-do you believe in god?	of course.
-of course.	do you pray to god?
-do you pray to god?	occasionally.
-occasionally.	when's that?
-when's that?	when i need something.
-when i need something.	like what?
-like what?	well, if i have a big test at school.
-well, if i have a big test at school.	does god answer your prayers?
-does god answer your prayers?	yes, i've passed all my tests.
-yes, i've passed all my tests.	do you ever pray for money?
-do you ever pray for money?	not yet. i won't need to do that until i graduate from high school.
-the cops finally found the husband.	what husband?
-what husband?	the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.
-the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.	oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.
-oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.	the husband said he tried to help the boy.
-the husband said he tried to help the boy.	yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.
-yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.	no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.
-no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.	so what? they still drove off.
-so what? they still drove off.	the husband said a fire department was nearby.
-the husband said a fire department was nearby.	so what? did he dial 911?
-so what? did he dial 911?	he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.
-he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.	he didn't get around to turning himself in, either.
-i don't like riding the bus.	why not?
-why not?	the seats and windows are dirty.
-the seats and windows are dirty.	don't they clean the bus every night?
-don't they clean the bus every night?	i think they do.
-i think they do.	you should bring some wipes with you.
-you should bring some wipes with you.	that's a good idea.
-that's a good idea.	then you can wipe your seat and window.
-then you can wipe your seat and window.	people will think i'm strange.
-people will think i'm strange.	who cares? everyone is strange.
-who cares? everyone is strange.	that's for sure.
-that's for sure.	don't worry about what people think.
-i don't like riding the bus.	why not?
-why not?	number one, it's too slow.
-number one, it's too slow.	you're right. a car is faster.
-you're right. a car is faster.	number two, it's usually late.
-number two, it's usually late.	you're right. the buses are never on time.
-you're right. the buses are never on time.	number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.
-number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.	you're right. buses don't run late at night.
-you're right. buses don't run late at night.	number four, it's too crowded.
-number four, it's too crowded.	you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.
-you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.	number five, it's unsafe.
-number five, it's unsafe.	you're right. bad guys might rob you.
-we had a problem at school.	what was the problem?
-what was the problem?	someone cut the tires.
-someone cut the tires.	what tires?
-what tires?	the tires on the cars.
-the tires on the cars.	where were the cars?
-where were the cars?	they were in the student parking lot.
-they were in the student parking lot.	how many tires were cut?
-how many tires were cut?	one or two tires were cut on each car.
-one or two tires were cut on each car.	how many cars?
-how many cars?	eleven cars.
-eleven cars.	that's terrible. i hope they catch the person.
-life isn't fair.	it sure isn't.
-it sure isn't.	i got a ticket yesterday.
-i got a ticket yesterday.	what for?
-what for?	i was crossing the street.
-i was crossing the street.	were you in a crosswalk?
-were you in a crosswalk?	yes, but the red hand was blinking.
-yes, but the red hand was blinking.	so? that's a ticket?
-so? that's a ticket?	yes, it's a $140 ticket.
-yes, it's a $140 ticket.	that's not right!
-that's not right!	when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.
-when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.	you need to walk faster.
-you're driving too fast.	why do you say that?
-why do you say that?	the speed limit is 65.
-the speed limit is 65.	i know that.
-i know that.	but you're doing 75.
-but you're doing 75.	so is everyone else.
-so is everyone else.	but a cop might stop you.
-but a cop might stop you.	no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.
-no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.	so the cop will stop those cars?
-so the cop will stop those cars?	of course. he stops the fastest cars.
-of course. he stops the fastest cars.	my friend got a ticket for doing 75.
-my friend got a ticket for doing 75.	your friend was unlucky.
-remember to put air in your tires.	how often do i have to do that?
-how often do i have to do that?	once every two months.
-once every two months.	that's a lot.
-that's a lot.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	that's six times a year!
-that's six times a year!	yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.
-yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.	i'll try.
-i'll try.	check your tires or you'll get a flat.
-check your tires or you'll get a flat.	oh. that's not good.
-oh. that's not good.	no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money.
-no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money.	and i don't have either.
-you're driving too fast.	i'm in a hurry.
-i'm in a hurry.	don't ever be in a hurry.
-don't ever be in a hurry.	it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.
-it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.	that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.
-that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.	well, i meant to.
-well, i meant to.	don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.
-don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.	why not?
-why not?	because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.
-because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.	how do you know that?
-how do you know that?	i read a lot.
-i read a lot.	i thought drunks caused most accidents.
-let's go for a ride.	where are we going?
-where are we going?	into the mountains.
-into the mountains.	that sounds nice.
-that sounds nice.	i want to show you my new car.
-i want to show you my new car.	you bought a new car?
-you bought a new car?	yes. i bought a cadillac.
-yes. i bought a cadillac.	a luxury car.
-a luxury car.	luxury plus speed.
-luxury plus speed.	what are we waiting for?
-what are we waiting for?	let me get the keys.
-let me get the keys.	let me get my camera.
-i have to go to the bathroom.	why didn't you go before we left?
-why didn't you go before we left?	i did, but i have to go again.
-i did, but i have to go again.	well, hold on a little longer.
-well, hold on a little longer.	i think i'm going to explode.
-i think i'm going to explode.	just hold on.
-just hold on.	oh! don't hit any more bumps!
-oh! don't hit any more bumps!	we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.
-we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.	i hope they are fast minutes.
-i hope they are fast minutes.	think about something else. think about a hamburger.
-think about something else. think about a hamburger.	i'm thinking, but i still have to go.
-i'm thinking, but i still have to go.	it's the next exit. hold on!
-where's the car?	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	the car isn't here.
-the car isn't here.	where did you park it?
-where did you park it?	i parked it right here.
-i parked it right here.	are you sure?
-are you sure?	yes. i remember this big tree.
-yes. i remember this big tree.	maybe it's the wrong tree.
-maybe it's the wrong tree.	no, this is the tree.
-no, this is the tree.	did someone steal it?
-did someone steal it?	i sure hope not.
-i sure hope not.	maybe they towed it away.
-look at this traffic.	i'd rather not.
-i'd rather not.	it gets worse every year.
-it gets worse every year.	why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.
-why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.	the speed limit is 65!
-the speed limit is 65!	well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.
-well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.	where are all these people going?
-where are all these people going?	they're all asking the same question.
-they're all asking the same question.	when are they going to fix this problem?
-when are they going to fix this problem?	they said they need more money.
-they said they need more money.	they always need more money.
-they always need more money.	it'll get worse before it gets better.
-did you see that car?	yes, he went through the red light.
-yes, he went through the red light.	can we call the police?
-can we call the police?	no, the police don't care.
-no, the police don't care.	why not?
-why not?	they have to see it happen.
-they have to see it happen.	they don't believe us?
-they don't believe us?	no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.
-no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.	so, what do we do?
-so, what do we do?	we don't do anything.
-we don't do anything.	maybe we should honk the horn next time.
-maybe we should honk the horn next time.	the driver will just honk back at us.
-my car is dirty.	why don't you wash it?
-why don't you wash it?	that's what i'm going to do.
-that's what i'm going to do.	are you going to wash it yourself?
-are you going to wash it yourself?	of course. it's not a hard job.
-of course. it's not a hard job.	i'll help you.
-i'll help you.	okay, i'll get a bucket.
-okay, i'll get a bucket.	i'll rinse the car first.
-i'll rinse the car first.	then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.
-then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.	after that, we can dry it with a towel.
-after that, we can dry it with a towel.	then it will look like new
-then it will look like new	and you save $10.
-it sure is windy today.	paper is flying everywhere.
-paper is flying everywhere.	this wind is dangerous for drivers.
-this wind is dangerous for drivers.	especially for drivers of big trucks.
-especially for drivers of big trucks.	the wind blows those trucks over.
-the wind blows those trucks over.	it blows trees over, too.
-it blows trees over, too.	a tree fell onto my dad's car.
-a tree fell onto my dad's car.	was there much damage?
-was there much damage?	my dad had to buy a new car.
-my dad had to buy a new car.	wow! that's terrible.
-wow! that's terrible.	never park your car under a tree.
-never park your car under a tree.	the wind will get you, or the birds will get you.
-when are we going to stop?	we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.
-we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.	how far away is that?
-how far away is that?	i think we'll be there in half an hour.
-i think we'll be there in half an hour.	i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.
-i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.	well, i can always pull over.
-well, i can always pull over.	no, thank you, i'll just wait.
-no, thank you, i'll just wait.	we can kill two birds with one stone.
-we can kill two birds with one stone.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.
-while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.	don't order for me. i'm not hungry.
-don't order for me. i'm not hungry.	i'm very hungry. i'll order for you, and then i'll eat yours.
-this is such a long light.	look how many cars are waiting in line.
-look how many cars are waiting in line.	they need a left-turn arrow.
-they need a left-turn arrow.	only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.
-only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.	we'll be here forever.
-we'll be here forever.	get out of this lane.
-get out of this lane.	but we need to turn left.
-but we need to turn left.	forget it. go straight.
-forget it. go straight.	then what?
-then what?	then we'll just make a u-turn.
-then we'll just make a u-turn.	and then we can turn right at the light.
-and then we can turn right at the light.	good idea. it will be so much quicker.
-i need a cheap car.	how much money do you have?
-how much money do you have?	$1,000.
-$1,000.	well, that should get you something.
-well, that should get you something.	but i need something that's reliable.
-but i need something that's reliable.	you need a car with low mileage.
-you need a car with low mileage.	a car that was owned by a little old lady.
-a car that was owned by a little old lady.	where have you looked?
-where have you looked?	i haven't looked anywhere yet.
-i haven't looked anywhere yet.	why not?
-why not?	because i'll never find one for such a low price.
-because i'll never find one for such a low price.	you're right about that. keep saving your money.
-good afternoon, officer.	your driver's license and registration, please.
-your driver's license and registration, please.	here you go.
-here you go.	do you know why i pulled you over?
-do you know why i pulled you over?	i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.
-i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.	you rolled through that stop sign back there.
-you rolled through that stop sign back there.	but i stopped!
-but i stopped!	no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.
-no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.	well, nobody else does, so why should i?
-well, nobody else does, so why should i?	that's not the attitude of a good driver.
-that's not the attitude of a good driver.	but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.
-but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.	well, you've got one now. here. have a nice day.
-$140. i can't believe it.	what are you talking about?
-what are you talking about?	i got a ticket downtown for $140.
-i got a ticket downtown for $140.	were you speeding?
-were you speeding?	no, i was crossing the street.
-no, i was crossing the street.	were you jaywalking?
-were you jaywalking?	no, i was in the crosswalk.
-no, i was in the crosswalk.	so why did you get a ticket?
-so why did you get a ticket?	the officer said the red hand was blinking.
-the officer said the red hand was blinking.	was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?
-was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?	no, the white walk sign was blinking.
-no, the white walk sign was blinking.	you should fight that ticket. i'll be your witness.
-they were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m.	who?
-who?	two students from usc.
-two students from usc.	what happened?
-what happened?	a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.
-a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.	what happened to the other student?
-what happened to the other student?	he landed on the hood of the car.
-he landed on the hood of the car.	did he get off the hood?
-did he get off the hood?	no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.
-no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.	i'll bet the car continued on its way.
-i'll bet the car continued on its way.	of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?
-of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?	i hope they find them and put them in jail for life.
-what happened to your car?	i got a dent in the parking lot.
-i got a dent in the parking lot.	how did you get it?
-how did you get it?	i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.
-i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.	those shopping carts are dangerous.
-those shopping carts are dangerous.	especially the metal ones.
-especially the metal ones.	i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.
-i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.	that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.
-that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.	did you save any money on the sale?
-did you save any money on the sale?	yes, i did. i saved about $50.
-yes, i did. i saved about $50.	that's great.
-that's great.	yes, except this dent will cost about $150.
-did you see "titanic"?	yes. it is a great movie.
-yes. it is a great movie.	i saw it twelve times.
-i saw it twelve times.	i saw it eight times.
-i saw it eight times.	i have the dvd.
-i have the dvd.	so do i.
-so do i.	let's go to your home.
-let's go to your home.	we can watch my dvd.
-we can watch my dvd.	and then we can go to my home.
-and then we can go to my home.	and watch your dvd.
-and watch your dvd.	i always cry at the end.
-i always cry at the end.	me too. it's so sad.
-let's play cards.	i don't know any card games.
-i don't know any card games.	i'll teach you one.
-i'll teach you one.	okay. what will you teach me?
-okay. what will you teach me?	it's called poker.
-it's called poker.	is it easy to learn?
-is it easy to learn?	yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.
-yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.	okay. teach me how to play.
-okay. teach me how to play.	we each get five cards.
-we each get five cards.	oh, look. i have four tens.
-oh, look. i have four tens.	that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.
-that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.	oh. sorry. okay, i don't have four tens.
-i'm a good card player.	why is that?
-why is that?	because i watch the other players.
-because i watch the other players.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	people will tell you if they have a good hand.
-people will tell you if they have a good hand.	how do they do that?
-how do they do that?	for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.
-for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.	when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?
-when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?	i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.
-i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.	he never wins your money?
-he never wins your money?	nope, and it drives him crazy.
-nope, and it drives him crazy.	he knows you can't read his mind. maybe he thinks you're cheating.
-turn the radio down, please.	but i'm listening to it.
-but i'm listening to it.	well, listen to it more quietly.
-well, listen to it more quietly.	i can't wait till i grow up.
-i can't wait till i grow up.	what will you do?
-what will you do?	i will play the radio as loud as i want.
-i will play the radio as loud as i want.	that's okay with me.
-that's okay with me.	i will have a radio in every room of my house.
-i will have a radio in every room of my house.	remind me to never visit you.
-remind me to never visit you.	all the radios will be on extra loud.
-all the radios will be on extra loud.	your neighbors will hate you.
-your neighbors will hate you.	if they don't like it, they can move.
-i hope i win the lotto.	your chances are very small.
-your chances are very small.	but you can't win if you don't play.
-but you can't win if you don't play.	ha! you can't win if you do play.
-ha! you can't win if you do play.	someone has to win.
-someone has to win.	that's what everyone says.
-that's what everyone says.	it might as well be me.
-it might as well be me.	that's what everyone says.
-that's what everyone says.	you're trying to tell me something.
-you're trying to tell me something.	that didn't take long.
-that didn't take long.	you think i should quit playing.
-you think i should quit playing.	save your money for school.
-what's on tv?	nothing much.
-nothing much.	what about the baseball game?
-what about the baseball game?	it got rained out.
-it got rained out.	rained out?
-rained out?	yes, rained out.
-yes, rained out.	how could that be?
-how could that be?	well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.
-well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.	i thought they were playing under a dome.
-i thought they were playing under a dome.	the dome doesn't close.
-the dome doesn't close.	why doesn't it close?
-why doesn't it close?	who knows? they said they'll fix it before next season.
-can i try your coffee?	sure. here you go.
-sure. here you go.	hmm, that's not bad.
-hmm, that's not bad.	there's nothing in it.
-there's nothing in it.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	i mean, it's just coffee.
-i mean, it's just coffee.	i figured that.
-i figured that.	it's not too bitter for you?
-it's not too bitter for you?	it's a little bitter, but it's okay.
-it's a little bitter, but it's okay.	there's no sugar or cream in it.
-there's no sugar or cream in it.	no, it's a taste you have to get used to.
-no, it's a taste you have to get used to.	sort of like beer.
-let's take a walk.	what's the weather like?
-what's the weather like?	let me step outside and see.
-let me step outside and see.	it's a little chilly, right?
-it's a little chilly, right?	yes, it is.
-yes, it is.	i'll put on my cap.
-i'll put on my cap.	wear a jacket, too.
-wear a jacket, too.	i wonder if i should bring my gloves.
-i wonder if i should bring my gloves.	maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.
-maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.	i'll put a glove in each pocket.
-i'll put a glove in each pocket.	we'll get warmer as we walk.
-we'll get warmer as we walk.	yes, but it gets colder as the sun goes down.
-look at the car chase on tv!	that driver is crazy.
-that driver is crazy.	i can't believe he hasn't crashed.
-i can't believe he hasn't crashed.	how fast is he going?
-how fast is he going?	they say he's going 80 miles per hour.
-they say he's going 80 miles per hour.	he's going to kill someone.
-he's going to kill someone.	look! he just hit that car.
-look! he just hit that car.	oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.
-oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.	now he's slowing down.
-now he's slowing down.	maybe he ran out of gas.
-maybe he ran out of gas.	look! he just got out of the car and started running.
-look! he just got out of the car and started running.	i hope the police catch him.
-tv news is so stupid.	they shouldn't even call it news.
-they shouldn't even call it news.	last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.
-last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.	yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.
-yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.	last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.
-last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.	last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.
-last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.	the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.
-the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.	the sports guy shows us players fighting.
-the sports guy shows us players fighting.	they always tell us "what's next."
-they always tell us "what's next."	they always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.
-they always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.	it's more like news for kids.
-it's more like news for kids.	they should have kid reporters.
-i love my computer.	computers are so cool.
-computers are so cool.	i love to go online.
-i love to go online.	the internet is amazing.
-the internet is amazing.	you can travel all over the world.
-you can travel all over the world.	i know. i went to china yesterday.
-i know. i went to china yesterday.	what did you do?
-what did you do?	i stood on the great wall and looked all around.
-i stood on the great wall and looked all around.	what was it like?
-what was it like?	it was like the real thing.
-it was like the real thing.	it was like being there?
-it was like being there?	yes, i felt like i was actually there.
-the beatles are the best.	they are the best musical group ever.
-they are the best musical group ever.	i love all their songs.
-i love all their songs.	i don't know which one i like the best.
-i don't know which one i like the best.	i like the ones i can sing along with.
-i like the ones i can sing along with.	so do i, like "she loves you."
-so do i, like "she loves you."	"she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."
-"she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."	"…and you know you should be glad!"
-"…and you know you should be glad!"	what a great song.
-what a great song.	how about "let it be?"
-how about "let it be?"	oh, yes! "let it be, let it be…"
-oh, yes! "let it be, let it be…"	"…there will be an answer, let it be!"
-let's go to a movie.	i'd rather not.
-i'd rather not.	why not?
-why not?	you know i don't like crowds.
-you know i don't like crowds.	let's go to an early movie.
-let's go to an early movie.	okay, that won't be very crowded.
-okay, that won't be very crowded.	what would you like to see?
-what would you like to see?	oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out.
-oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out.	well, i want to see "the pursuit of happyness."
-well, i want to see "the pursuit of happyness."	what have you heard about it?
-what have you heard about it?	it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.
-it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.	well, i hope it has a happy ending.
-what's your favorite thing to do?	i like to watch people.
-i like to watch people.	that's your favorite thing to do?
-that's your favorite thing to do?	well, it's one of them.
-well, it's one of them.	where do you go to watch people?
-where do you go to watch people?	my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.
-my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.	that sounds like a good spot.
-that sounds like a good spot.	we watch people walk by with their dogs.
-we watch people walk by with their dogs.	i guess you see lots of different dogs.
-i guess you see lots of different dogs.	we don't even know what kind most of them are.
-we don't even know what kind most of them are.	there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common.
-there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common.	yes, they love to sniff each other when they meet.
-they call him father dollar bill.	yes, he was on the tv news today.
-yes, he was on the tv news today.	every easter sunday he gives away money.
-every easter sunday he gives away money.	is it his money?
-is it his money?	no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.
-no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.	how much money does he give away?
-how much money does he give away?	this year he gave away $15,000.
-this year he gave away $15,000.	that's a lot of money.
-that's a lot of money.	he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.
-he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.	what about the other homeless people?
-what about the other homeless people?	they got $1 each.
-they got $1 each.	people stood in line just to get one dollar?!
-old movies are the best.	even though they're in black and white.
-even though they're in black and white.	a good story is more important than color.
-a good story is more important than color.	actors didn't curse back then.
-actors didn't curse back then.	and there was no violence.
-and there was no violence.	people today don't like that.
-people today don't like that.	no, today people like lots of action.
-no, today people like lots of action.	i like a good story.
-i like a good story.	i like to see actors who are like real people.
-i like to see actors who are like real people.	like real people with real problems.
-like real people with real problems.	they still make movies like that.
-they still make movies like that.	yes, but they never make much money.
-do you get pbs on tv?	yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system.
-yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system.	it puts me to sleep.
-it puts me to sleep.	tell me about it.
-tell me about it.	a gardening show follows a knitting show.
-a gardening show follows a knitting show.	a cooking show follows a sewing show.
-a cooking show follows a sewing show.	a travel show follows another travel show.
-a travel show follows another travel show.	i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!
-i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!	now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.
-now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.	i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.
-i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.	if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows.
-if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows.	who wants to donate? public tv should be free.
-i love to watch "judge judy."	is that a tv show?
-is that a tv show?	yes. it's on every afternoon.
-yes. it's on every afternoon.	what's so good about it?
-what's so good about it?	they have interesting lawsuits.
-they have interesting lawsuits.	such as?
-such as?	yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay.
-yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay.	was something wrong with the phone?
-was something wrong with the phone?	it works only in canada.
-it works only in canada.	did the seller know that?
-did the seller know that?	yes, and he didn't tell the buyer.
-yes, and he didn't tell the buyer.	i hope judge judy made the seller take the phone back.
-that woman is a very good singer.	yes, but she looks like a man.
-yes, but she looks like a man.	what difference does it make?
-what difference does it make?	female singers are supposed to be pretty.
-female singers are supposed to be pretty.	singers are supposed to sound good.
-singers are supposed to sound good.	they should look good, too.
-they should look good, too.	there are lots of ugly men singers.
-there are lots of ugly men singers.	men singers don't have to look good.
-men singers don't have to look good.	then neither do women singers.
-then neither do women singers.	well, i would never buy her cd.
-well, i would never buy her cd.	but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?
-but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?	yes. i would buy all of her cds.
-all the tv stations are going to go digital.	yes, that will occur next month.
-yes, that will occur next month.	most of them are already broadcasting in digital.
-most of them are already broadcasting in digital.	the digital signal is very clear.
-the digital signal is very clear.	oh, no, it isn't!
-oh, no, it isn't!	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	i can't get a single channel.
-i can't get a single channel.	do you have a digital tv?
-do you have a digital tv?	of course. but i don't have cable.
-of course. but i don't have cable.	you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna.
-you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna.	but i have rabbit ears.
-but i have rabbit ears.	rabbit ears aren't strong enough. buy a digital antenna.
-i've got a date for you.	oh, really?
-oh, really?	are you interested?
-are you interested?	maybe. what is she like?
-maybe. what is she like?	she's got a great personality.
-she's got a great personality.	uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.
-uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.	she's cute.
-she's cute.	okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.
-okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.	she weighs 98 pounds.
-she weighs 98 pounds.	okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?
-okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?	who said there is a problem with her?
-who said there is a problem with her?	the problem is she has no problems—she's too good for me!
-i think you're very pretty.	thank you.
-thank you.	would you have dinner with me?
-would you have dinner with me?	i would like to.
-i would like to.	can i pick you up friday night?
-can i pick you up friday night?	what time?
-what time?	eight o'clock.
-eight o'clock.	that sounds great.
-that sounds great.	we'll go to a french restaurant.
-we'll go to a french restaurant.	i've never been to a french restaurant.
-i've never been to a french restaurant.	i think you'll love the food.
-i think you'll love the food.	i'm not going to eat any snails!
-you have pretty eyes.	thank you. so do you.
-thank you. so do you.	i wish my eyes were blue.
-i wish my eyes were blue.	what's the matter with green eyes?
-what's the matter with green eyes?	nothing, except my favorite color is blue.
-nothing, except my favorite color is blue.	maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.
-maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.	but what if i'm a fish in my next life?
-but what if i'm a fish in my next life?	i think some fish have blue eyes.
-i think some fish have blue eyes.	i hope i don't come back as a fish.
-i hope i don't come back as a fish.	i hope i come back as a cat.
-i hope i come back as a cat.	cats have beautiful eyes.
-cats have beautiful eyes.	i would love to have blue cat-eyes.
-i love you.	i love you, too.
-i love you, too.	i loved you the first day i saw you.
-i loved you the first day i saw you.	it was love at first sight?
-it was love at first sight?	yes, it was love at first sight.
-yes, it was love at first sight.	i didn't love you at first.
-i didn't love you at first.	i know. i had to chase you for a while.
-i know. i had to chase you for a while.	yes, you chased me and then you caught me.
-yes, you chased me and then you caught me.	now you're mine forever.
-now you're mine forever.	and you're mine forever.
-and you're mine forever.	we'll grow old together.
-we'll grow old together.	and be happy together.
-i'm in love with that girl.	have you told her?
-have you told her?	of course not.
-of course not.	why not?
-why not?	she would laugh at me.
-she would laugh at me.	how do you know?
-how do you know?	because they always do.
-because they always do.	maybe she's different.
-maybe she's different.	they're all the same.
-they're all the same.	just ask her out to dinner.
-just ask her out to dinner.	and then what?
-and then what?	and then she'll know that you like her.
-give me a hug.	i'm not in the mood.
-i'm not in the mood.	what's the matter?
-what's the matter?	i saw you looking at that woman.
-i saw you looking at that woman.	what woman?
-what woman?	you know, that woman with the big boobs.
-you know, that woman with the big boobs.	i was not looking at her.
-i was not looking at her.	you were, too.
-you were, too.	i'm not interested in her.
-i'm not interested in her.	then why were you looking at her?
-then why were you looking at her?	i was looking at something else.
-i was looking at something else.	oh, really? then spend tonight looking at the sofa.
-would you like to go on a blind date?	you must be joking.
-you must be joking.	no, i'm serious.
-no, i'm serious.	i don't want to date a blind woman.
-i don't want to date a blind woman.	a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!
-a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!	what does it mean?
-what does it mean?	a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.
-a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.	why would i date someone i don't even know?
-why would i date someone i don't even know?	to try something new and exciting.
-to try something new and exciting.	what if i don't like her?
-what if i don't like her?	then you don't date her again.
-i have a date tomorrow night.	really? who with?
-really? who with?	a girl i met at the market.
-a girl i met at the market.	you met a girl at the supermarket?
-you met a girl at the supermarket?	she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.
-she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.	what did you say to her?
-what did you say to her?	i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them.
-i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them.	she asked you about your pineapples?
-she asked you about your pineapples?	i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine.
-i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine.	that was nice of you.
-that was nice of you.	she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out.
-she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out.	sometimes a slow line can be a good thing.
-did you have a date friday night?	yes, in fact, i did.
-yes, in fact, i did.	who did you go out with?
-who did you go out with?	a man i met in a coffee shop.
-a man i met in a coffee shop.	where did you go?
-where did you go?	we went to a nice restaurant.
-we went to a nice restaurant.	anywhere else?
-anywhere else?	then we went to a jazz club.
-then we went to a jazz club.	that sounds like a nice date.
-that sounds like a nice date.	yes, it was pleasant.
-yes, it was pleasant.	but you won't date him again?
-but you won't date him again?	no. he was nice, but there was no chemistry.
-i had the worst date the other night.	what happened?
-what happened?	first of all, he was half an hour late.
-first of all, he was half an hour late.	that's not a good start.
-that's not a good start.	then he didn't bother to apologize.
-then he didn't bother to apologize.	that's rude.
-that's rude.	then he drove too fast to the restaurant.
-then he drove too fast to the restaurant.	that's dangerous.
-that's dangerous.	i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.
-i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.	what happened at the restaurant?
-what happened at the restaurant?	we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!
-we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!	i guess you can't go back to that restaurant.
-i don't like that man.	why not?
-why not?	he's a dirty old man.
-he's a dirty old man.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.
-he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.	well, you can't blame a man for asking.
-well, you can't blame a man for asking.	he should act his age.
-he should act his age.	but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.
-but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.	they should find a nice hobby.
-they should find a nice hobby.	just wait until you're 50 years old.
-just wait until you're 50 years old.	dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.
-dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.	that's what you say now. wait till you're 50.
-does your girlfriend ever make you angry?	sometimes.
-sometimes.	what does she do?
-what does she do?	just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.
-just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.	that was a nice thing to say.
-that was a nice thing to say.	that's what i thought.
-that's what i thought.	what did she say?
-what did she say?	she laughed! she didn't believe me.
-she laughed! she didn't believe me.	that wasn't very nice of her.
-that wasn't very nice of her.	she said that nothing is more important to me than money.
-she said that nothing is more important to me than money.	what did you say?
-what did you say?	i told her i wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the world.
-some people have good noses.	i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.
-i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.	i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.
-i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.	oh. but that can be a curse.
-oh. but that can be a curse.	yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.
-yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.	i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.
-i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.	did she catch you using drugs?
-did she catch you using drugs?	sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.
-sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.	you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.
-you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.	but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!
-but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!	boy, that is a good nose.
-boy, that is a good nose.	i told her she should apply for a job at customs.
-let's go out to eat.	that sounds like fun.
-that sounds like fun.	where do you want to go?
-where do you want to go?	let me think a minute.
-let me think a minute.	i feel like chinese.
-i feel like chinese.	that sounds delicious.
-that sounds delicious.	i know a good chinese restaurant.
-i know a good chinese restaurant.	how far away is it?
-how far away is it?	it's only 10 minutes from here.
-it's only 10 minutes from here.	do we need reservations?
-do we need reservations?	oh, no. we can walk right in.
-oh, no. we can walk right in.	let's go now. i'm hungry!
-i can't believe how long this line is.	this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?
-this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?	yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?
-yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?	it's the slowest hamburger in town.
-it's the slowest hamburger in town.	that's because they cook it while you wait.
-that's because they cook it while you wait.	yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.
-yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.	a great burger and great service.
-a great burger and great service.	yes, the workers are very polite.
-yes, the workers are very polite.	and they're clean.
-and they're clean.	i've been coming here for years.
-i've been coming here for years.	me too.
-me too.	excuse me. they just called my number.
-lunch was delicious.	thank you.
-thank you.	what kind of soup was that?
-what kind of soup was that?	it was tomato soup.
-it was tomato soup.	that tasted so good.
-that tasted so good.	i put lemon and butter in it.
-i put lemon and butter in it.	the sandwich was good, too.
-the sandwich was good, too.	everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.
-everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.	especially on toast.
-especially on toast.	and the pickles were great, too.
-and the pickles were great, too.	tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.
-tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.	i can't wait.
-i'm calling the waiter.	what's the matter?
-what's the matter?	this steak has too much fat.
-this steak has too much fat.	what do you want the waiter to do?
-what do you want the waiter to do?	bring me a better steak.
-bring me a better steak.	i wouldn't do that.
-i wouldn't do that.	why not?
-why not?	they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.
-they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.	you're crazy.
-you're crazy.	then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.
-then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.	where do you get these crazy ideas?
-where do you get these crazy ideas?	i used to cook in a restaurant!
-let's leave.	but we just got here.
-but we just got here.	did you see the waiter's hands?
-did you see the waiter's hands?	no.
-no.	he had dirty fingernails.
-he had dirty fingernails.	really?
-really?	his nails were black!
-his nails were black!	that's disgusting.
-that's disgusting.	and he poured water into our glasses.
-and he poured water into our glasses.	yuck! no water for me.
-yuck! no water for me.	i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.
-i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.	who cares? let's get out of here.
-this hot bread is delicious.	i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.
-i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.	well, i think we are paying for it.
-well, i think we are paying for it.	no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.
-no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.	it is delicious, especially with butter.
-it is delicious, especially with butter.	i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.
-i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.	they probably wouldn't like that.
-they probably wouldn't like that.	i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.
-i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.	then stop eating the bread!
-then stop eating the bread!	okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.
-okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.	if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.
-if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.	that's terrible. i would never go to your restaurant.
-is this a clean restaurant?	well, the tables and chairs look okay.
-well, the tables and chairs look okay.	okay, let's sit down.
-okay, let's sit down.	check out the silverware.
-check out the silverware.	it passes inspection.
-it passes inspection.	here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.
-here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.	well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.
-well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.	you're forgetting about the bathroom.
-you're forgetting about the bathroom.	i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.
-i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.	you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?
-you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?	no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.
-no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.	me, too. let's forget about germs and focus on food.
-have you seen our waiter?	here he comes now.
-here he comes now.	we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.
-we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.	oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.
-oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.	we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.
-we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.	i'll go up front and talk to the manager.
-i'll go up front and talk to the manager.	that's a good idea.
-that's a good idea.	maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.
-maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.	maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.
-maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.	every time we eat out, it's an adventure.
-every time we eat out, it's an adventure.	last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.
-last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.	we'll never go there again.
-is this table okay?	no, it's too close to the kitchen door.
-no, it's too close to the kitchen door.	how about this table?
-how about this table?	no, it's too close to the front door.
-no, it's too close to the front door.	this looks like a nice table.
-this looks like a nice table.	no, it's too close to the salad bar.
-no, it's too close to the salad bar.	okay, i give up.
-okay, i give up.	well, there is one good table.
-well, there is one good table.	great. which one?
-great. which one?	that one. a group of eight just sat down at it.
-i don't believe the art world.	what is it this time?
-what is it this time?	an andy warhol drawing.
-an andy warhol drawing.	he's a famous artist.
-he's a famous artist.	he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.
-he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.	did he sign it?
-did he sign it?	yes.
-yes.	is it beautiful?
-is it beautiful?	it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!
-it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!	so it's not worth much?
-so it's not worth much?	only about $30,000.
-only about $30,000.	without the food stains, it would probably be worth more.
-can we go to the baseball game?	of course.
-of course.	i love baseball.
-i love baseball.	so do i.
-so do i.	i love to eat the peanuts.
-i love to eat the peanuts.	i love to eat the hot dogs.
-i love to eat the hot dogs.	i hope we'll see a home run.
-i hope we'll see a home run.	i hope we'll catch a foul ball.
-i hope we'll catch a foul ball.	bring a jacket.
-bring a jacket.	yes. it gets a little cool at night.
-yes. it gets a little cool at night.	bring a glove to catch a foul ball.
-bring a glove to catch a foul ball.	no. i'll just use my cap to catch a foul ball.
-golf is a silly game.	it certainly is.
-it certainly is.	you hit a white ball.
-you hit a white ball.	and then you chase it.
-and then you chase it.	and then you hit it again.
-and then you hit it again.	finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.
-finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.	you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.
-you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.	what's the point?
-what's the point?	how can it be fun?
-how can it be fun?	they pay money to play this silly game!
-they pay money to play this silly game!	i think golfers have a mental problem.
-i think golfers have a mental problem.	i think they're nuts.
-do you want to go fishing?	yes. that's a good idea.
-yes. that's a good idea.	where do you want to go?
-where do you want to go?	we can go to the river.
-we can go to the river.	or we can go to the lake.
-or we can go to the lake.	or we can go to the ocean.
-or we can go to the ocean.	let's go to the lake.
-let's go to the lake.	yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.
-yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.	we can be there in 20 minutes.
-we can be there in 20 minutes.	i'll get our fishing rods.
-i'll get our fishing rods.	i'll get the bait.
-i'll get the bait.	we'll have fresh fish for dinner!
-baseball is fun.	i like to hit the ball.
-i like to hit the ball.	i like to run around the bases.
-i like to run around the bases.	i like to slide into the bases.
-i like to slide into the bases.	yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.
-yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.	i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.
-i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.	me too. i want to play for the yankees.
-me too. i want to play for the yankees.	not me. i want to play for the dodgers.
-not me. i want to play for the dodgers.	we have to practice every day.
-we have to practice every day.	i don't like practice.
-i don't like practice.	me neither. it's boring.
-me neither. it's boring.	but practice makes perfect.
-let's go jogging.	that's a good idea.
-that's a good idea.	i bought some new shoes.
-i bought some new shoes.	are they comfortable?
-are they comfortable?	they're very comfortable.
-they're very comfortable.	how much were they?
-how much were they?	they were on sale for $80.
-they were on sale for $80.	do they help you run faster?
-do they help you run faster?	no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.
-no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.	then they're worth every penny.
-then they're worth every penny.	you might want to buy a pair.
-you might want to buy a pair.	i'll wait until i wear this pair out.
-tiger is the greatest golfer in the world.	you can say that again.
-you can say that again.	but i'm worried about tiger.
-but i'm worried about tiger.	why is that?
-why is that?	because he likes to scuba dive.
-because he likes to scuba dive.	what's wrong with that?
-what's wrong with that?	it can be dangerous.
-it can be dangerous.	you mean he could drown.
-you mean he could drown.	he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.
-he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.	but he dives to relax.
-but he dives to relax.	he might relax, but it makes me nervous.
-he might relax, but it makes me nervous.	if his wife doesn't mind, you shouldn't mind.
-did you watch that golf tournament?	the one that tiger won?
-the one that tiger won?	how did he do it?
-how did he do it?	it was nothing for him.
-it was nothing for him.	he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!
-he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!	he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.
-he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.	i think he is from outer space.
-i think he is from outer space.	no human could possibly play golf that well.
-no human could possibly play golf that well.	whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.
-whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.	no human can do that.
-no human can do that.	somebody should check his birth record.
-somebody should check his birth record.	i bet it says he was born on mars.
-who's the greatest baseball player?	there are so many great players.
-there are so many great players.	yes, but who is the greatest?
-yes, but who is the greatest?	i'd have to say babe ruth.
-i'd have to say babe ruth.	most people would say that.
-most people would say that.	he changed the game.
-he changed the game.	yes, he made the home run popular.
-yes, he made the home run popular.	everybody loved him, all over the nation.
-everybody loved him, all over the nation.	he helped make the yankees the best team ever.
-he helped make the yankees the best team ever.	and ruth was a good person, too.
-and ruth was a good person, too.	he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.
-he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.	there will never be another babe.
-did you hear what happened at the baseball game?	no, please tell me.
-no, please tell me.	someone punched out someone.
-someone punched out someone.	that's not nice.
-that's not nice.	it's worse than that.
-it's worse than that.	how so?
-how so?	two guys got into an argument.
-two guys got into an argument.	i'll bet they were drinking.
-i'll bet they were drinking.	a third guy punched one of the two guys.
-a third guy punched one of the two guys.	i'll bet he was drinking, too.
-i'll bet he was drinking, too.	the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.
-the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.	that's terrible. can't people just have fun at a baseball game?
-i want to go to the ball game.	is there a game tonight?
-is there a game tonight?	yes, it starts at 7 p.m.
-yes, it starts at 7 p.m.	can we get tickets?
-can we get tickets?	yes, but only the cheap tickets.
-yes, but only the cheap tickets.	how much are they?
-how much are they?	they're only $5 each.
-they're only $5 each.	that's a good price.
-that's a good price.	yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.
-yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.	where are the seats?
-where are the seats?	they're behind the outfield.
-they're behind the outfield.	maybe we can catch a home run ball.
-golf is so hard.	what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?
-what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?	it's hard if you want to do it right.
-it's hard if you want to do it right.	you mean like tiger?
-you mean like tiger?	no, like a good amateur golfer.
-no, like a good amateur golfer.	what's so hard about golf?
-what's so hard about golf?	there are so many things you have to do right.
-there are so many things you have to do right.	like what?
-like what?	like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.
-like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.	yikes! who can remember all that?
-yikes! who can remember all that?	you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.
-you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.	forget it. golf sounds more like work than fun.
-did you hear about the ball player?	the home run hitter on drugs?
-the home run hitter on drugs?	he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.
-he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.	he said he wasn't using drugs.
-he said he wasn't using drugs.	he apologized to the fans.
-he apologized to the fans.	the league suspended him for 50 games.
-the league suspended him for 50 games.	that will cost him some money.
-that will cost him some money.	yes, about $7 million.
-yes, about $7 million.	that will teach him a good lesson.
-that will teach him a good lesson.	he probably won't use drugs anymore.
-he probably won't use drugs anymore.	but it won't stop other players from using drugs.
-but it won't stop other players from using drugs.	no. everyone always figures that they won't get caught.
-why is there so much crime?	because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.
-because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.	is that it?
-is that it?	also, there aren't enough police.
-also, there aren't enough police.	but there are a lot of police.
-but there are a lot of police.	there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.
-there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.	can't we hire more police?
-can't we hire more police?	no. it costs too much money.
-no. it costs too much money.	doesn't crime cost more than police?
-doesn't crime cost more than police?	yes, it does.
-yes, it does.	so it would be cheaper to hire more police?
-so it would be cheaper to hire more police?	yes, it would.
-this is a great neighborhood.	yes, it is.
-yes, it is.	people are friendly.
-people are friendly.	yes, they are.
-yes, they are.	the streets and sidewalks are clean.
-the streets and sidewalks are clean.	yes, they are.
-yes, they are.	there's a real nice park nearby.
-there's a real nice park nearby.	yes, there is.
-yes, there is.	i feel safe here.
-i feel safe here.	there is no crime here.
-there is no crime here.	i wish i could move here.
-i wish i could move here.	maybe you can, if someone moves out.
-the house burned down.	what happened?
-what happened?	the man fell asleep.
-the man fell asleep.	was he smoking?
-was he smoking?	yes, he was smoking a cigarette.
-yes, he was smoking a cigarette.	did he die?
-did he die?	yes, he did. his cat died, too.
-yes, he did. his cat died, too.	that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?
-that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?	the battery was dead.
-the battery was dead.	a good battery would have saved his life.
-a good battery would have saved his life.	he had cigarettes, but no battery.
-he had cigarettes, but no battery.	it happens all the time.
-they say he has started fifteen big fires.	he's been in jail three times already.
-he's been in jail three times already.	why did they ever let him out?
-why did they ever let him out?	it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.
-it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.	why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.
-why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.	i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.
-i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.	but his latest fire killed someone.
-but his latest fire killed someone.	this time they have charged him with murder.
-this time they have charged him with murder.	so maybe he'll go to jail forever?
-so maybe he'll go to jail forever?	i sure hope so.
-i sure hope so.	someone should set him on fire.
-someone should set him on fire.	that would teach him a good lesson.
-put your seatbelt on.	why?
-why?	because it will protect you in case of an accident.
-because it will protect you in case of an accident.	but it's uncomfortable.
-but it's uncomfortable.	it's the law.
-it's the law.	it's so much trouble.
-it's so much trouble.	it's common sense.
-it's common sense.	it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.
-it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.	hold your breath till we get there.
-hold your breath till we get there.	okay, my seatbelt is on.
-okay, my seatbelt is on.	i'm glad you don't complain very much.
-i'm glad you don't complain very much.	i'm ready for an accident.
-what are you doing?	i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.
-i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.	what are you standing on?
-what are you standing on?	a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.
-a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.	are you crazy?
-are you crazy?	what's the matter?
-what's the matter?	those books will slip and you'll fall.
-those books will slip and you'll fall.	it's only a couple of feet.
-it's only a couple of feet.	what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?
-what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?	i never thought about that.
-i never thought about that.	you'd be blind for the rest of your life!
-you'd be blind for the rest of your life!	i'll get the stepladder.
-did you see that puddle of water on the floor?	yes. i called for a clean-up.
-yes. i called for a clean-up.	a puddle of water is very dangerous.
-a puddle of water is very dangerous.	it isn't easy to see.
-it isn't easy to see.	but it's real easy to slip on.
-but it's real easy to slip on.	especially on these slick floors.
-especially on these slick floors.	someone who slips could hurt their back.
-someone who slips could hurt their back.	they could even crack their head open.
-they could even crack their head open.	we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.
-we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.	we can leave if we put an orange cone here.
-we can leave if we put an orange cone here.	yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are.
-yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are.	 it doesn't matter. here he comes now with the mop.
-what happens when the fire alarm rings?	we tell our students to leave the classroom.
-we tell our students to leave the classroom.	can they take their belongings?
-can they take their belongings?	yes, if they do it quickly.
-yes, if they do it quickly.	where do the students go?
-where do the students go?	they go out to the north parking lot.
-they go out to the north parking lot.	what do the teachers do?
-what do the teachers do?	we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.
-we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.	why do you do that?
-why do you do that?	we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.
-we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.	if they are all outside, then what?
-if they are all outside, then what?	then we just wait outside for a fireman to tell us to go back in.
-i have to go back upstairs.	why? we're already late.
-why? we're already late.	i have to check the stove.
-i have to check the stove.	what's the matter?
-what's the matter?	maybe i left the burner on.
-maybe i left the burner on.	no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left.
-no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left.	are you sure?
-are you sure?	of course i'm sure.
-of course i'm sure.	well, i have to go back upstairs anyway.
-well, i have to go back upstairs anyway.	it's getting later every minute.
-it's getting later every minute.	i think i left the water running.
-i think i left the water running.	no, you didn't. let's go! the only thing running is the clock!
-the city is buying guns.	what are they paying?
-what are they paying?	up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.
-up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.	why are they doing this?
-why are they doing this?	they want to get guns off the street.
-they want to get guns off the street.	who would turn in a gun for $200?
-who would turn in a gun for $200?	that isn't a good deal?
-that isn't a good deal?	a good gun costs $400 or more.
-a good gun costs $400 or more.	well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.
-well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.	i'll keep my receipt and my gun.
-i'll keep my receipt and my gun.	i didn't know you had a gun.
-i didn't know you had a gun.	everyone in america should have a gun.
-you're yawning.	i sure am.
-i sure am.	you should go to bed.
-you should go to bed.	i will as soon as i finish this article.
-i will as soon as i finish this article.	what are you reading?
-what are you reading?	it's about crime in los angeles.
-it's about crime in los angeles.	what does it say?
-what does it say?	the mayor says the crime rate is going down.
-the mayor says the crime rate is going down.	then why does everyone lock their doors?
-then why does everyone lock their doors?	i guess they haven't read this article.
-i guess they haven't read this article.	no one believes that the crime rate is going down.
-no one believes that the crime rate is going down.	maybe the mayor is just talking about his own neighborhood.
-people who live in california are crazy.	why is that?
-why is that?	because of all the earthquakes and fires.
-because of all the earthquakes and fires.	but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.
-but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.	once in a while is once too many.
-once in a while is once too many.	but you're right. there are a lot of fires.
-but you're right. there are a lot of fires.	a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.
-a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.	still, it's safer than florida.
-still, it's safer than florida.	florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.
-florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.	no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october.
-no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october.	but most of those hurricanes are harmless.
-but most of those hurricanes are harmless.	excuse me. hurricane andrew destroyed 30,000 homes!
-i went to hawaii on vacation.	did you like it?
-did you like it?	i loved it. i want to live there.
-i loved it. i want to live there.	what did you like?
-what did you like?	the island is so green, and the water is so blue.
-the island is so green, and the water is so blue.	did you go swimming?
-did you go swimming?	i went to the beach every day.
-i went to the beach every day.	how was the weather?
-how was the weather?	it was hot and sunny every day.
-it was hot and sunny every day.	what did you do at night?
-what did you do at night?	at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.
-at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.	people who live in hawaii are lucky.
-i like this hotel.	what do you like about it?
-what do you like about it?	we get a free breakfast.
-we get a free breakfast.	coffee and a roll?
-coffee and a roll?	no, a real breakfast.
-no, a real breakfast.	bacon and eggs?
-bacon and eggs?	with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice.
-with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice.	wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.
-wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.	and the rooms are clean, too.
-and the rooms are clean, too.	do they allow pets?
-do they allow pets?	no pets, no smoking.
-no pets, no smoking.	i like that. let's stay three nights.
-i'm not sleeping here tonight.	what's the matter? this is a nice room.
-what's the matter? this is a nice room.	maybe the room is nice, but not the bed.
-maybe the room is nice, but not the bed.	what's wrong with the bed?
-what's wrong with the bed?	look at this sheet.
-look at this sheet.	yes?
-yes?	see those stains?
-see those stains?	i sure do.
-i sure do.	i'm not sleeping on that sheet.
-i'm not sleeping on that sheet.	well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets.
-well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets.	i want sheets without stains on them.
-i want sheets without stains on them.	from now on, let's bring our own sheets.
-what time does your plane leave?	it leaves at 12:15.
-it leaves at 12:15.	when do you have to be at the airport?
-when do you have to be at the airport?	i have to be there two hours early.
-i have to be there two hours early.	so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.
-so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.	that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.
-that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.	well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems.
-well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems.	so maybe we better leave at 8:15?
-so maybe we better leave at 8:15?	yes, it's better to get there too early than too late.
-yes, it's better to get there too early than too late.	i agree.
-i agree.	you never know what might happen on these freeways.
-you never know what might happen on these freeways.	there's at least one huge accident every day.
-i need to fly to new york.	when are you going?
-when are you going?	during the christmas holidays.
-during the christmas holidays.	you'd better buy your ticket now.
-you'd better buy your ticket now.	you must be kidding.
-you must be kidding.	no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now.
-no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now.	i thought i would wait until october.
-i thought i would wait until october.	i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.
-i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.	you're right.
-you're right.	well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now.
-well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now.	but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.
-but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.	cheaper prices won't do you any good if there are no seats.
-i hate flying.	so do i.
-so do i.	a long time ago, flying used to be okay.
-a long time ago, flying used to be okay.	now it's like riding a bus.
-now it's like riding a bus.	you're jammed in with people all around you.
-you're jammed in with people all around you.	half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.
-half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.	you don't have any elbow room or knee room.
-you don't have any elbow room or knee room.	people are always getting up to use the bathroom.
-people are always getting up to use the bathroom.	kids are crying or climbing over you.
-kids are crying or climbing over you.	it's a flying zoo!
-it's a flying zoo!	i wish i could afford first class seats.
-i wish i could afford first class seats.	doesn't everybody?
-some guy rowed across the atlantic ocean.	good for him.
-good for him.	why would he do that?
-why would he do that?	did he set a new record?
-did he set a new record?	yes, i think he did.
-yes, i think he did.	well, i guess that's why he did it.
-well, i guess that's why he did it.	what's the point?
-what's the point?	now he has the world record!
-now he has the world record!	but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?
-but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?	well, he can enjoy it while it lasts.
-well, he can enjoy it while it lasts.	i don't think he even got paid for it.
-i don't think he even got paid for it.	some people do it just to do it.
-i want to go on a cruise ship.	that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?
-that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?	i want to cruise to hawaii.
-i want to cruise to hawaii.	that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food.
-that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food.	i have no idea how much it will cost.
-i have no idea how much it will cost.	i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.
-i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.	well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice.
-well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice.	yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms.
-yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms.	and i want to get a big cabin with a view.
-and i want to get a big cabin with a view.	are you going to travel alone?
-are you going to travel alone?	no, my sister and i will travel together.
-no, my sister and i will travel together.	well, you should go online and try to find a good deal.
-i hate to fly.	because of all the security?
-because of all the security?	no, because it hurts my ears.
-no, because it hurts my ears.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much.
-every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much.	that's just the altitude change, i think.
-that's just the altitude change, i think.	whatever it is, it hurts.
-whatever it is, it hurts.	can't you take medicine or something for it?
-can't you take medicine or something for it?	i've tried everything, but nothing works.
-i've tried everything, but nothing works.	have you tried earplugs?
-have you tried earplugs?	they don't work, either.
-they don't work, either.	well, be glad you're not a pilot.
-spring break starts tomorrow.	are you going to go anywhere?
-are you going to go anywhere?	i was thinking of driving to arizona.
-i was thinking of driving to arizona.	to the grand canyon?
-to the grand canyon?	yes. i've never been there.
-yes. i've never been there.	i was there when i was a kid.
-i was there when i was a kid.	how did you like it?
-how did you like it?	i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.
-i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.	i'm sure i'll like it, too.
-i'm sure i'll like it, too.	you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.
-you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.	no way! i don't want to fall to my death.
-no way! i don't want to fall to my death.	don't worry. only one person has ever fallen off a mule.
-that hotel was terrible.	the worst in the whole world.
-the worst in the whole world.	the walls were so thin.
-the walls were so thin.	all day long we heard tvs or telephones.
-all day long we heard tvs or telephones.	all night long we heard people snoring.
-all night long we heard people snoring.	housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.
-housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.	room service brought us a cold dinner.
-room service brought us a cold dinner.	our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.
-our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.	our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.
-our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.	they added phony charges to our bill.
-they added phony charges to our bill.	how did we end up in that terrible hotel?
-how did we end up in that terrible hotel?	the travel agent gave us a 50-percent discount!
-i have to hang up. i'm so sleepy.	it's not even 10 o'clock.
-it's not even 10 o'clock.	i'm falling asleep on the phone.
-i'm falling asleep on the phone.	you got up real early.
-you got up real early.	i had to take my friend to the airport.
-i had to take my friend to the airport.	why didn't you take a nap when you got home?
-why didn't you take a nap when you got home?	i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.
-i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.	why is that?
-why is that?	there was a bomb threat at the airport.
-there was a bomb threat at the airport.	only a threat?
-only a threat?	yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb.
-yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb.	someday the bomb is going to be for real.
-my dad went to washington, d.c.	why did he do that?
-why did he do that?	he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans.
-he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans.	who invited them?
-who invited them?	some private organization.
-some private organization.	why did they invite him?
-why did they invite him?	to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.
-to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.	that's very nice.
-that's very nice.	my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.
-my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.	that trip must have cost a lot of money. 
-that trip must have cost a lot of money. 	he said all the money came from private donations.
-that was a great trip to washington, d.c.	tell me about it, dad.
-tell me about it, dad.	about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.
-about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.	how long was the flight?
-how long was the flight?	it only took about two hours.
-it only took about two hours.	did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?
-did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?	oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures.
-oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures.	then you flew back home that evening?
-then you flew back home that evening?	yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there.
-yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there.	that must have made you feel really special.
-that must have made you feel really special.	oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us.
-oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us.	well, you all deserve it. you helped save our country.
-i need a job.	i thought you had a job.
-i thought you had a job.	i did.
-i did.	what happened?
-what happened?	i got laid off.
-i got laid off.	that's terrible! when did it happen?
-that's terrible! when did it happen?	i got laid off last week.
-i got laid off last week.	just you?
-just you?	no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too.
-no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too.	what are you going to do?
-what are you going to do?	i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.
-i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.	good luck!
-before you go to that interview, check yourself.	what's to check?
-what's to check?	are your nails clean?
-are your nails clean?	yes, they are.
-yes, they are.	did you double-check your nose and teeth?
-did you double-check your nose and teeth?	they are clean, too.
-they are clean, too.	did you shine your shoes?
-did you shine your shoes?	my shoes are shined.
-my shoes are shined.	do your socks match?
-do your socks match?	of course they match.
-of course they match.	no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue.
-no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue.	yikes! thank you.
-life is hard.	it sure is.
-it sure is.	i thought school was hard.
-i thought school was hard.	me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate.
-me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate.	but now work is hard, too.
-but now work is hard, too.	i agree. work is just as hard as school.
-i agree. work is just as hard as school.	sometimes i wish i was back in school.
-sometimes i wish i was back in school.	me, too. school was fun.
-me, too. school was fun.	and it was only 12 years.
-and it was only 12 years.	it went by pretty fast.
-it went by pretty fast.	but work goes on forever!
-but work goes on forever!	we have to work for 30 years!
-i'm sleepy.	so am i.
-so am i.	i had a long day.
-i had a long day.	so did i.
-so did i.	i didn't even have lunch.
-i didn't even have lunch.	neither did i.
-neither did i.	i was busy the whole day.
-i was busy the whole day.	so was i.
-so was i.	i had to bring work home with me.
-i had to bring work home with me.	i did too.
-i did too.	your day was just like mine.
-your day was just like mine.	of course it was. we work together!
-i don't like my job.	what do you do?
-what do you do?	i'm a babysitter.
-i'm a babysitter.	is that a lot of work?
-is that a lot of work?	babies cry all the time.
-babies cry all the time.	you have to change their diapers.
-you have to change their diapers.	i have to feed them.
-i have to feed them.	are you looking for another job?
-are you looking for another job?	no, i'm looking for another family.
-no, i'm looking for another family.	another family?
-another family?	a family with only one baby.
-a family with only one baby.	that's a good idea.
-i need a job.	what was your last job?
-what was your last job?	i was a painter.
-i was a painter.	what happened?
-what happened?	i got laid off because there was no work.
-i got laid off because there was no work.	what else can you do?
-what else can you do?	i'm a handyman.
-i'm a handyman.	can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?
-can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?	of course.
-of course.	then i have a job for you in my kitchen.
-then i have a job for you in my kitchen.	it will cost you only $20 plus parts.
-it will cost you only $20 plus parts.	okay. that sounds like a fair price.
-what would you do if you lost your job?	i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.
-i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.	do you have any other skills?
-do you have any other skills?	well, i know how to flip hamburgers.
-well, i know how to flip hamburgers.	no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.
-no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.	have you heard something that you're not telling me?
-have you heard something that you're not telling me?	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	are there going to be layoffs at this place?
-are there going to be layoffs at this place?	i certainly hope not!
-i certainly hope not!	if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too.
-if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too.	oh great, we could both work at burger king.
-oh great, we could both work at burger king.	maybe we'd get laid off there, too.
-do your students ever talk about their jobs?	yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best.
-yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best.	i tell my students to become a teacher.
-i tell my students to become a teacher.	teaching is a great job.
-teaching is a great job.	it's the best job i've ever had.
-it's the best job i've ever had.	what makes it so good?
-what makes it so good?	for me, it's the students.
-for me, it's the students.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	i mean i have wonderful students.
-i mean i have wonderful students.	that must be nice.
-that must be nice.	teaching is the best part of my whole day.
-teaching is the best part of my whole day.	you're a lucky man to have a job you love.
-boy, i'm glad that job is finished.	how long did it take?
-how long did it take?	four hours, without a break.
-four hours, without a break.	it's always nice to finish a job.
-it's always nice to finish a job.	well, it's good and bad.
-well, it's good and bad.	what's bad about it?
-what's bad about it?	when you finish, all you do is start another job!
-when you finish, all you do is start another job!	yes, that's right. it does get boring.
-yes, that's right. it does get boring.	especially if it's the same work, over and over.
-especially if it's the same work, over and over.	but that's what most people do.
-but that's what most people do.	yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine.
-yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine.	i wonder if there is any job that you don't repeat over and over.
-i think i have the worst boss in the world.	what makes him so bad?
-what makes him so bad?	he's rude and he yells a lot.
-he's rude and he yells a lot.	that's hard to take.
-that's hard to take.	i've never heard him say please or thank you.
-i've never heard him say please or thank you.	he sounds like a real jerk.
-he sounds like a real jerk.	no one at work likes him.
-no one at work likes him.	can't you report him to his supervisor?
-can't you report him to his supervisor?	of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job.
-of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job.	yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers.
-yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers.	i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary.
-i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary.	you shouldn't choose money over happiness.
-what are we going to do?	about what?
-about what?	about finding a job for me.
-about finding a job for me.	you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.
-you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.	that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.
-that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.	okay, what kind of job do you want?
-okay, what kind of job do you want?	i'm not sure.
-i'm not sure.	well, you should do something that you enjoy.
-well, you should do something that you enjoy.	i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.
-i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.	okay, what do you want to sell?
-okay, what do you want to sell?	cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.
-cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.	but you hate cigarettes and you hate smoking!
-a new hotel is looking for workers.	yes, i saw it on the tv news.
-yes, i saw it on the tv news.	they need 300 new workers.
-they need 300 new workers.	and 4,000 people showed up.
-and 4,000 people showed up.	so many people are out of work.
-so many people are out of work.	i still have my job, thank goodness.
-i still have my job, thank goodness.	so do i, but i'm worried.
-so do i, but i'm worried.	me too. there are no guarantees.
-me too. there are no guarantees.	if you lose your job, you can move in with me.
-if you lose your job, you can move in with me.	oh, thank you. that's very nice of you.
-oh, thank you. that's very nice of you.	you would do the same for me.
-you would do the same for me.	of course. what are friends for?
-i think i did something real stupid.	what did you do?
-what did you do?	i bought some stock.
-i bought some stock.	everybody buys stock.
-everybody buys stock.	i bought it on a hunch.
-i bought it on a hunch.	you didn't read about the company first?
-you didn't read about the company first?	i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.
-i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.	so what's the problem?
-so what's the problem?	i used all my savings on this one company.
-i used all my savings on this one company.	you put all your eggs into one basket.
-you put all your eggs into one basket.	if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing.
-if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing.	oh, you'll have something—you'll have a lesson you'll never forget!
-i was going to be a doctor.	what happened to your plans?
-what happened to your plans?	i got a d in college chemistry.
-i got a d in college chemistry.	well, a d is better than an f.
-well, a d is better than an f.	a tutor helped me get the d!
-a tutor helped me get the d!	so, you didn't become a doctor.
-so, you didn't become a doctor.	and now i'm glad that i didn't.
-and now i'm glad that i didn't.	why's that?
-why's that?	a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.
-a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.	oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.
-oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.	if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.
-if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.	yes, the smart doctors are those tv news doctors—no hospitals, no patients.
-i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up.	why?
-why?	because you get to meet a lot of people.
-because you get to meet a lot of people.	you sure do.
-you sure do.	and you get a lot of exercise every day.
-and you get a lot of exercise every day.	that's the truth.
-that's the truth.	and you get to play with a lot of dogs.
-and you get to play with a lot of dogs.	well, you're supposed to be working.
-well, you're supposed to be working.	yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs.
-yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs.	what about the unfriendly dogs?
-what about the unfriendly dogs?	i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you.
-i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you.	dogs are like people—not all of them are friendly.
-i want to move to new york.	to the state or the city?
-to the state or the city?	to the city, of course.
-to the city, of course.	why do you want to move there?
-why do you want to move there?	because i want to make a lot of money.
-because i want to make a lot of money.	there are a lot of poor people in new york.
-there are a lot of poor people in new york.	there sure are—at least a million.
-there sure are—at least a million.	so how do you plan to become rich?
-so how do you plan to become rich?	i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.
-i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.	that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.
-that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.	i will keep knocking on doors.
-i will keep knocking on doors.	all you will get is sore knuckles.
-i love salads.	me too.
-me too.	i usually eat a simple salad.
-i usually eat a simple salad.	what do you put in it?
-what do you put in it?	just lettuce, tomato, and celery.
-just lettuce, tomato, and celery.	that's it?
-that's it?	i add some pepper and salt.
-i add some pepper and salt.	i always put cheese in my salads.
-i always put cheese in my salads.	yes, cheese is nice.
-yes, cheese is nice.	what kind of dressing do you use?
-what kind of dressing do you use?	i pour lots of french dressing on top.
-i pour lots of french dressing on top.	me too. french dressing is so delicious! who cares about calories?
-i love cheese.	me too.
-me too.	where does cheese come from?
-where does cheese come from?	it comes from cows.
-it comes from cows.	so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?
-so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?	yes, we do.
-yes, we do.	what else do we get from cows?
-what else do we get from cows?	we get hamburgers and steak.
-we get hamburgers and steak.	oh, that's so delicious.
-oh, that's so delicious.	we also get leather.
-we also get leather.	we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?
-we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?	yes. a cow is man's best friend.
-i used to work in a deli.	how did you like it?
-how did you like it?	i loved it!
-i loved it!	did you get free food?
-did you get free food?	i ate free cheese and meat every day.
-i ate free cheese and meat every day.	that sounds like a great job.
-that sounds like a great job.	whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me.
-whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me.	did you get fat?
-did you get fat?	no, but i did put on a few pounds.
-no, but i did put on a few pounds.	that sounds like a dream job.
-that sounds like a dream job.	it was, until one day my manager caught me.
-it was, until one day my manager caught me.	no more free cheese for you, huh?
-i'm on a new diet.	what are you eating now?
-what are you eating now?	i switched from pasta to potatoes.
-i switched from pasta to potatoes.	why did you do that?
-why did you do that?	pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.
-pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.	natural food has more vitamins.
-natural food has more vitamins.	and it's just as easy to prepare.
-and it's just as easy to prepare.	how do you prepare the potatoes?
-how do you prepare the potatoes?	i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes.
-i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes.	that's pretty simple.
-that's pretty simple.	then i add butter, salt, and pepper.
-then i add butter, salt, and pepper.	can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta?
-my girlfriend's mom got mad at me at the dinner table.	why was that?
-why was that?	i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.
-i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.	what's the matter with that?
-what's the matter with that?	her mom is a great cook.
-her mom is a great cook.	so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything.
-so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything.	it hurt her feelings.
-it hurt her feelings.	oh.
-oh.	i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset.
-i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset.	maybe you shouldn't eat there again.
-maybe you shouldn't eat there again.	i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.
-i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.	it's your girlfriend's fault. she should have warned you.
-i eat the same thing every day.	you're kidding.
-you're kidding.	no, i'm serious.
-no, i'm serious.	doesn't that get old?
-doesn't that get old?	no, because i'm eating food that i like.
-no, because i'm eating food that i like.	but the same thing day after day gets old.
-but the same thing day after day gets old.	well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different.
-well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different.	do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?
-do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?	no, i hate vegetables.
-no, i hate vegetables.	but you eat fruits.
-but you eat fruits.	i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day.
-i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day.	well, there's nothing wrong with that.
-there's something wrong with my orange.	what's wrong?
-what's wrong?	it's not orange!
-it's not orange!	your orange isn't orange?
-your orange isn't orange?	no, it's dark pink!
-no, it's dark pink!	are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.
-are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.	i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now.
-i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now.	let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink.
-let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink.	who ever heard of such a thing?
-who ever heard of such a thing?	oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel.
-oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel.	what is this world coming to?
-what is this world coming to?	who knows? maybe soon we'll have pink bananas.
-i love peanuts.	me, too. i love them roasted and salted.
-me, too. i love them roasted and salted.	i love boiled peanuts.
-i love boiled peanuts.	boiled? i never heard of that.
-boiled? i never heard of that.	just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.
-just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.	i'll have to try them sometime.
-i'll have to try them sometime.	they're best when they're hot.
-they're best when they're hot.	my brother is allergic to peanuts.
-my brother is allergic to peanuts.	that's not good.
-that's not good.	no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little.
-no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little.	i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.
-i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.	he has a very strict diet.
-i'm gaining weight.	how much have you gained?
-how much have you gained?	three pounds just this month.
-three pounds just this month.	do you know why?
-do you know why?	i think it's the ice cream.
-i think it's the ice cream.	you started eating ice cream?
-you started eating ice cream?	it was on sale.
-it was on sale.	how much did you buy?
-how much did you buy?	i filled up my freezer with ice cream.
-i filled up my freezer with ice cream.	well, it won't last forever.
-well, it won't last forever.	no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week.
-no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week.	then you can start losing weight, if there isn't another sale.
-i'm stuffed.	of course you are. you ate everything on the table.
-of course you are. you ate everything on the table.	i don't like to eat leftovers.
-i don't like to eat leftovers.	i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.
-i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.	i like my food hot and fresh.
-i like my food hot and fresh.	you like to see it disappear.
-you like to see it disappear.	i don't like it reheated.
-i don't like it reheated.	well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night.
-well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night.	i'm so full i'm going to burst.
-i'm so full i'm going to burst.	you should loosen your belt.
-you should loosen your belt.	i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.
-i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.	well, don't stand up, please.
-i saw what you did.	i didn't do anything.
-i didn't do anything.	oh yes, you did.
-oh yes, you did.	what are you talking about?
-what are you talking about?	you know what i'm talking about.
-you know what i'm talking about.	i don't have any idea.
-i don't have any idea.	you know what you did.
-you know what you did.	maybe i know, but how could you know?
-maybe i know, but how could you know?	because i was watching you.
-because i was watching you.	okay, i'm sorry i did it.
-okay, i'm sorry i did it.	don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!
-don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!	i promise i'll never drink out of the carton again.
-i like that shirt.	so do i.
-so do i.	how much is it?
-how much is it?	i don't know. the tag is missing.
-i don't know. the tag is missing.	ask the clerk.
-ask the clerk.	i will.
-i will.	oh, look. here's another shirt just like it.
-oh, look. here's another shirt just like it.	does it have a price tag?
-does it have a price tag?	yes, it does. it's only $20.
-yes, it does. it's only $20.	that's a great price.
-that's a great price.	i think i'll buy both of them.
-i think i'll buy both of them.	you'd better try them on first.
-i bought you a pair of pants.	thank you.
-thank you.	i hope they fit.
-i hope they fit.	i hope you kept the receipt.
-i hope you kept the receipt.	you think they won't fit?
-you think they won't fit?	i think i've put on some weight.
-i think i've put on some weight.	you think?
-you think?	maybe a pound or two.
-maybe a pound or two.	maybe four or five pounds?
-maybe four or five pounds?	my waist is bigger than it was.
-my waist is bigger than it was.	no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.
-no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.	you are so smart!
-what do we need to buy?	let me look at our list.
-let me look at our list.	i know that we need milk.
-i know that we need milk.	nonfat.
-nonfat.	of course. what else?
-of course. what else?	we need cheese, bread, and ham.
-we need cheese, bread, and ham.	what kind of cheese?
-what kind of cheese?	swiss.
-swiss.	of course, the cheese with holes in it.
-of course, the cheese with holes in it.	i never used to buy swiss cheese.
-i never used to buy swiss cheese.	why not?
-why not?	i didn't want to pay for the holes.
-i need some pants.	i thought you just bought a pair.
-i thought you just bought a pair.	i did.
-i did.	what's wrong with them so soon?
-what's wrong with them so soon?	the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.
-the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.	you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.
-you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.	but that's what pockets are for.
-but that's what pockets are for.	you should carry them in a purse.
-you should carry them in a purse.	i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!
-i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!	well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.
-well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.	i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.
-i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.	try a google search online.
-what are those wipes for?	you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.
-you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.	that's a great idea.
-that's a great idea.	yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers.
-yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers.	i'm going to take five wipes.
-i'm going to take five wipes.	what do you need five of them for?
-what do you need five of them for?	one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce.
-one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce.	what's the matter with the produce?
-what's the matter with the produce?	do you think the bananas fell from the sky?
-do you think the bananas fell from the sky?	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges.
-i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges.	well, you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you're going to pay with.
-did you go to the 99 cents store?	yes, i did.
-yes, i did.	what did you buy?
-what did you buy?	well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual.
-well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual.	like what?
-like what?	well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents.
-well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents.	that's a good deal.
-that's a good deal.	and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.
-and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.	another good deal.
-another good deal.	but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.
-but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.	i don't know how that store makes money.
-i don't know how that store makes money.	neither do i, but they're doing something right.
-i need a new computer.	what's the matter with yours?
-what's the matter with yours?	it's six years old.
-it's six years old.	that's pretty old.
-that's pretty old.	it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity.
-it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity.	are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?
-are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?	oh, a laptop, of course.
-oh, a laptop, of course.	a pc or a mac?
-a pc or a mac?	i haven't decided yet.
-i haven't decided yet.	more and more people are using macs.
-more and more people are using macs.	but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.
-but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.	and that's not going to change anytime soon.
-i got ripped off.	what happened?
-what happened?	i had a car problem, so i went online.
-i had a car problem, so i went online.	did you find a solution?
-did you find a solution?	yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution.
-yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution.	so, what's the problem?
-so, what's the problem?	i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution.
-i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution.	what are you going to do?
-what are you going to do?	i sent them an email asking for my money back.
-i sent them an email asking for my money back.	have you heard from them?
-have you heard from them?	not yet. it's been a week.
-not yet. it's been a week.	well, i guess that's a $20 lesson for you.
-where's the pencil sharpener?	which one?
-which one?	any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.
-any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.	i think there's one on the dining room table.
-i think there's one on the dining room table.	i already looked there.
-i already looked there.	did you look in the desk drawer?
-did you look in the desk drawer?	yes, i looked there, too.
-yes, i looked there, too.	don't we have about five sharpeners?
-don't we have about five sharpeners?	yes, but they seem to have legs.
-yes, but they seem to have legs.	tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.
-tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.	get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.
-get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.	yes. that way it will stay where i put it.
-i'm trying to stretch my dollars.	how are you doing that?
-how are you doing that?	i started shopping at the dollar store.
-i started shopping at the dollar store.	that saves a lot of money.
-that saves a lot of money.	i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.
-i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.	that's a good deal.
-that's a good deal.	yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes.
-yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes.	just put them in the fridge.
-just put them in the fridge.	also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee.
-also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee.	why did you do that?
-why did you do that?	i mixed them together.
-i mixed them together.	if the coffee still tastes okay, that's a good idea.
-i really like this house.	can we afford it?
-can we afford it?	they want 20 percent down.
-they want 20 percent down.	that's a lot of money.
-that's a lot of money.	but the house is so nice.
-but the house is so nice.	it's in a great neighborhood.
-it's in a great neighborhood.	it's close to the beach.
-it's close to the beach.	it's close to the freeways.
-it's close to the freeways.	it's got a big yard.
-it's got a big yard.	the kids love the house, too.
-the kids love the house, too.	if we don't buy it, someone else will.
-if we don't buy it, someone else will.	you're right. let's buy it now. we can worry later.
-we can't afford this house.	are you sure?
-are you sure?	we will be house rich, but cash poor.
-we will be house rich, but cash poor.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	our monthly payments will be too high.
-our monthly payments will be too high.	we won't have any money for other things?
-we won't have any money for other things?	no, we won't have money for gas or food.
-no, we won't have money for gas or food.	we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?
-we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?	without the peanut butter!
-without the peanut butter!	that's no good!
-that's no good!	we have to find a cheaper house.
-we have to find a cheaper house.	of course. we can't live without gas or peanut butter.
-that is a beautiful house.	i don't like it.
-i don't like it.	what's the matter with it?
-what's the matter with it?	it's on the corner.
-it's on the corner.	so?
-so?	that means it gets twice as much traffic.
-that means it gets twice as much traffic.	you're right.
-you're right.	when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection.
-when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection.	or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.
-or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.	or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.
-or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.	let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.
-let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.	that's perfect. the less traffic, the better.
-i hate looking for an apartment.	me, too.
-me, too.	we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.
-we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.	we'd better get ready to go.
-we'd better get ready to go.	it's an upstairs unit.
-it's an upstairs unit.	that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet.
-that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet.	and it's a corner unit.
-and it's a corner unit.	that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.
-that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.	no pets are allowed.
-no pets are allowed.	perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.
-perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.	and there are only six units in the whole building.
-and there are only six units in the whole building.	where's the checkbook? i'm ready to rent it without even seeing it.
-did you call the manager?	yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.
-yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.	did he say what time?
-did he say what time?	yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.
-yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.	did he understand what the problem is?
-did he understand what the problem is?	yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.
-yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.	it shouldn't take him long to fix it.
-it shouldn't take him long to fix it.	i don't even know why we need to fix it.
-i don't even know why we need to fix it.	in case we have visitors.
-in case we have visitors.	but they can just knock on the door.
-but they can just knock on the door.	actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too.
-actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too.	yes, it would be nice if he'd give us a new carpet.
-do you like this house?	yes, it's beautiful.
-yes, it's beautiful.	it's perfect for us and the kids.
-it's perfect for us and the kids.	three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard.
-three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard.	and we can afford it!
-and we can afford it!	so are we going to buy it?
-so are we going to buy it?	i'm afraid not.
-i'm afraid not.	it's too far from your job, isn't it?
-it's too far from your job, isn't it?	i can't spend four hours on the road every day.
-i can't spend four hours on the road every day.	by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat.
-by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat.	i won't be able to play with the kids.
-i won't be able to play with the kids.	no, we have to find something closer to your job.
-boy, it's chilly outside, isn't it?	it sure is.
-it sure is.	in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too.
-in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too.	let's turn on the heat.
-let's turn on the heat.	i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.
-i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.	it should be warmer in a few minutes.
-it should be warmer in a few minutes.	it's so nice to have a heated apartment.
-it's so nice to have a heated apartment.	how did they survive in the old days?
-how did they survive in the old days?	they had fireplaces.
-they had fireplaces.	someone had to chop the wood.
-someone had to chop the wood.	and carry it into the house.
-and carry it into the house.	all we have to do is flip a switch.
-this is a nice neighborhood.	the streets are clean and quiet.
-the streets are clean and quiet.	the neighbors don't party on the weekends.
-the neighbors don't party on the weekends.	people take care of their lawns.
-people take care of their lawns.	no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.
-no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.	we never have to call the police about anything.
-we never have to call the police about anything.	our kids are completely safe.
-our kids are completely safe.	so why are we selling our house?
-so why are we selling our house?	they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.
-they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.	so we've got to sell before property values go down?
-so we've got to sell before property values go down?	yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.
-yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.	they're probably getting something under the table.
-that was a huge fire in santa barbara.	yes, it was.
-yes, it was.	they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.
-they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.	and they were expensive houses.
-and they were expensive houses.	i feel so sorry for those people.
-i feel so sorry for those people.	why feel sorry for rich people?
-why feel sorry for rich people?	i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.
-i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.	so do i, but not if they're rich.
-so do i, but not if they're rich.	what does that have to do with it?
-what does that have to do with it?	rich people think they're better than us.
-rich people think they're better than us.	how many rich people do you know?
-how many rich people do you know?	none.
-bears are invading our neighborhoods.	of course they are. they're starving to death.
-of course they are. they're starving to death.	they should stay in the woods where they belong.
-they should stay in the woods where they belong.	there's no food in the woods.
-there's no food in the woods.	can't they eat grass?
-can't they eat grass?	do you think a bear is a cow?
-do you think a bear is a cow?	well, i've seen them eating berries.
-well, i've seen them eating berries.	berries aren't in season all year round.
-berries aren't in season all year round.	it's too dangerous for kids and pets.
-it's too dangerous for kids and pets.	people need to cover their trash cans.
-people need to cover their trash cans.	the police need to shoot all the bears.
-the police need to shoot all the bears.	you don't solve a problem by shooting it.
-who did you vote for?	i voted for obama.
-i voted for obama.	me too.
-me too.	he will be a great president.
-he will be a great president.	everyone likes him.
-everyone likes him.	he's a good speaker.
-he's a good speaker.	and he's really smart.
-and he's really smart.	he will solve our problems.
-he will solve our problems.	he will end the war.
-he will end the war.	the next four years will be good years.
-the next four years will be good years.	i'll vote for him next time, too.
-i'll vote for him next time, too.	i think everyone will.
-the election is next week.	who are you voting for?
-who are you voting for?	i'm not voting for the mayor.
-i'm not voting for the mayor.	why not?
-why not?	he made promises that he didn't keep.
-he made promises that he didn't keep.	like what?
-like what?	he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers.
-he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers.	how many did he hire?
-how many did he hire?	one hundred!
-one hundred!	maybe he had a good reason.
-maybe he had a good reason.	maybe he's just a liar.
-maybe he's just a liar.	maybe i'll vote for someone else, too.
-i can't believe he won the election.	only 15 percent of the voters turned out.
-only 15 percent of the voters turned out.	that is a joke.
-that is a joke.	voting is so important, but people don't bother.
-voting is so important, but people don't bother.	many people think their vote doesn't matter.
-many people think their vote doesn't matter.	the mayor won by only 2,000 votes.
-the mayor won by only 2,000 votes.	we're stuck with him for four more years.
-we're stuck with him for four more years.	voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.
-voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.	all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.
-all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.	how easy is that?
-how easy is that?	i guess people just don't care.
-i guess people just don't care.	they'll care when they see their taxes go up.
-well, we have a new president.	but we have the same old problems.
-but we have the same old problems.	well, he's made a few changes.
-well, he's made a few changes.	like what?
-like what?	i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.
-i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.	oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court.
-oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court.	who's paying for that?
-who's paying for that?	i think we are!
-i think we are!	well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly.
-well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly.	yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly.
-yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly.	do any other world leaders have a basketball court?
-do any other world leaders have a basketball court?	they will. you know america always leads the way.
-people say that everybody loves obama.	well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain.
-well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain.	that's 50 million people who don't love obama.
-that's 50 million people who don't love obama.	obama's got four years to make everyone happy.
-obama's got four years to make everyone happy.	he's never going to make everyone happy.
-he's never going to make everyone happy.	can you imagine being president?
-can you imagine being president?	everyone wants you to solve their problems.
-everyone wants you to solve their problems.	i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.
-i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.	you and everybody else.
-you and everybody else.	i would never want to be president.
-i would never want to be president.	but think about all the power you'd have.
-but think about all the power you'd have.	i prefer my quiet little life to all the power in the world.
-did you read this article?	what article?
-what article?	it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.
-it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.	only 11 percent?
-only 11 percent?	about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.
-about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.	where does he travel to?
-where does he travel to?	oh, all over the world.
-oh, all over the world.	but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.
-but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.	he's visiting other cities to get ideas.
-he's visiting other cities to get ideas.	can't he just go online?
-can't he just go online?	the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.
-the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.	well, he'll never get reelected once this news gets out.
-who did you vote for for president?	i voted for ralph nader.
-i voted for ralph nader.	who in the world is ralph nader?
-who in the world is ralph nader?	he's the best man for president.
-he's the best man for president.	why's that?
-why's that?	he hates corporations.
-he hates corporations.	well, most corporations do think only about money.
-well, most corporations do think only about money.	he hates democrats and republicans.
-he hates democrats and republicans.	well, they do put their party before their country.
-well, they do put their party before their country.	he's the only candidate that i trust.
-he's the only candidate that i trust.	but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!
-but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!	sooner or later, voters will wake up.
-i don't know why i bother to vote.	why's that?
-why's that?	what good does it do?
-what good does it do?	you get to put someone in power that you like.
-you get to put someone in power that you like.	only if my candidate wins.
-only if my candidate wins.	well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him.
-well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him.	but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises.
-but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises.	that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.
-that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.	and when elected, they go their own way.
-and when elected, they go their own way.	they forget who put them in power.
-they forget who put them in power.	they forget where they came from.
-they forget where they came from.	maybe you should run for office.
-that election for u.s. senator stunk.	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	there were more votes than voters!
-there were more votes than voters!	but that's impossible.
-but that's impossible.	officials said that it's possible.
-officials said that it's possible.	did they explain how it's possible?
-did they explain how it's possible?	no. they said there are some things you can't explain.
-no. they said there are some things you can't explain.	so are they going to hold another election?
-so are they going to hold another election?	no. that will cost too much money.
-no. that will cost too much money.	so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?
-so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?	well, the democratic party says it was an honest election.
-well, the democratic party says it was an honest election.	of course they say that—their man won!
-i see that former president bush is at a conference.	yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.
-yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.	yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone.
-yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone.	only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas.
-only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas.	not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers.
-not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers.	but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.
-but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.	that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.
-that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.	he spoke to them and made them feel better.
-he spoke to them and made them feel better.	did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?
-did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?	no, he didn't have time to do that.
-no, he didn't have time to do that.	well, he's got plenty of time now!
-well, he's got plenty of time now!	no, he's too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president.
-did you get your official sample ballot?	yes, with the voter instructions.
-yes, with the voter instructions.	how are you going to vote?
-how are you going to vote?	same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp.
-same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp.	i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?
-i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?	against all of them, of course.
-against all of them, of course.	but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons.
-but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons.	we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!
-we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!	that's true. where did that money go?
-that's true. where did that money go?	our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.
-our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.	they are having a good time with our money.
-they are having a good time with our money.	so when are we going to stop giving them more?
-have you decided how you are going to vote?	do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?
-do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?	yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals.
-yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals.	you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.
-you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.	but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.
-but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.	do you believe the tv ads?
-do you believe the tv ads?	i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.
-i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.	don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.
-don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.	but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost."
-but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost."	the title should be "better schools at huge cost."
-the title should be "better schools at huge cost."	i can't believe that they would lie to us.
-i can't believe that they would lie to us.	of course they lie—that's what politicians do!
-i have a stomachache.	is it something you ate?
-is it something you ate?	maybe. i'm not sure.
-maybe. i'm not sure.	what did you have for breakfast?
-what did you have for breakfast?	the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.
-the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.	maybe the milk was bad.
-maybe the milk was bad.	it didn't smell bad.
-it didn't smell bad.	maybe the banana was bad.
-maybe the banana was bad.	no, the banana was delicious.
-no, the banana was delicious.	maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.
-maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.	no, that's not the problem.
-no, that's not the problem.	maybe it will go away in a little while.
-what's this stain?	i don't know.
-i don't know.	it looks like blood.
-it looks like blood.	i think my nose was bleeding.
-i think my nose was bleeding.	you should wet your shirt immediately.
-you should wet your shirt immediately.	why?
-why?	because that gets the blood out of the shirt.
-because that gets the blood out of the shirt.	what's a little blood?
-what's a little blood?	your white shirt is ruined.
-your white shirt is ruined.	so, i'll just buy another one.
-so, i'll just buy another one.	you can wear this one around the house.
-you can wear this one around the house.	next time i'll soak it immediately.
-my fingers hurt.	why do they hurt?
-why do they hurt?	i type too much.
-i type too much.	you should take a break.
-you should take a break.	i need to type to make money.
-i need to type to make money.	but typing is causing you pain.
-but typing is causing you pain.	maybe i should see a doctor.
-maybe i should see a doctor.	doctors are too expensive.
-doctors are too expensive.	he might tell me to rest for a while.
-he might tell me to rest for a while.	he might want to cut you open.
-he might want to cut you open.	he might say i'm okay.
-he might say i'm okay.	he might say you have bone cancer.
-what did the doctor say?	he thinks i have too much stress.
-he thinks i have too much stress.	stress causes your stomachaches?
-stress causes your stomachaches?	stress causes different problems with different people.
-stress causes different problems with different people.	so what did he tell you to do?
-so what did he tell you to do?	he said i need to think positive.
-he said i need to think positive.	he didn't give you any medication?
-he didn't give you any medication?	i hate medication. it makes me feel different.
-i hate medication. it makes me feel different.	so how do you think positive?
-so how do you think positive?	i think about nice things.
-i think about nice things.	like what?
-like what?	like a day at the beach, with my toes in the sand.
-i cut my finger.	how did you do that?
-how did you do that?	it's a paper cut.
-it's a paper cut.	paper can be dangerous.
-paper can be dangerous.	it hurts, too.
-it hurts, too.	paper cuts can hurt a lot.
-paper cuts can hurt a lot.	where are the band-aids?
-where are the band-aids?	i think they're in the medicine cabinet.
-i think they're in the medicine cabinet.	it's on the tip of my finger.
-it's on the tip of my finger.	a band-aid might not work.
-a band-aid might not work.	i must not use this finger until the cut heals.
-i must not use this finger until the cut heals.	it might take a day or two to heal.
-do you smell that?	oh, yes.
-oh, yes.	i can't stand cigarette smoke.
-i can't stand cigarette smoke.	it smells so bad.
-it smells so bad.	one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.
-one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.	smokers think they are so cool.
-smokers think they are so cool.	they are so weak.
-they are so weak.	a little cigarette controls them.
-a little cigarette controls them.	they look so stupid taking a puff.
-they look so stupid taking a puff.	and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.
-and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.	they think it's cool.
-they think it's cool.	cigarettes stink.
-do you have a cold?	yes, i do.
-yes, i do.	how did you get it?
-how did you get it?	my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.
-my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.	have you taken anything for your cold?
-have you taken anything for your cold?	no, i just blow my nose a lot.
-no, i just blow my nose a lot.	your nose is stopped up?
-your nose is stopped up?	yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.
-yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.	have you tried nose drops?
-have you tried nose drops?	no, i don't like nose drops.
-no, i don't like nose drops.	they work great.
-they work great.	i don't care. i don't like to put drops in my nose.
-would you put suntan lotion on my back, please?	sure.
-sure.	thank you.
-thank you.	you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.
-you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.	i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.
-i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.	what's wrong with looking pale?
-what's wrong with looking pale?	people think you might be sick.
-people think you might be sick.	who thinks that?
-who thinks that?	i don't know.
-i don't know.	it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.
-it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.	i know that.
-i know that.	so why are you arguing with me? don't lie in the sun too long!
-i can't quit smoking.	of course you can.
-of course you can.	i don't have enough will power.
-i don't have enough will power.	of course you do.
-of course you do.	i wish i had never started.
-i wish i had never started.	so does every smoker.
-so does every smoker.	i've tried to quit so many times.
-i've tried to quit so many times.	so has everyone else.
-so has everyone else.	nothing seems to work.
-nothing seems to work.	all it takes is will power, and you have it.
-all it takes is will power, and you have it.	then why can't i quit?
-then why can't i quit?	you have to believe in yourself.
-my back is killing me.	what did you do?
-what did you do?	i got out of my car.
-i got out of my car.	that's it?
-that's it?	i injured my back one time just by sneezing.
-i injured my back one time just by sneezing.	you should see a doctor.
-you should see a doctor.	my doctor said i need surgery.
-my doctor said i need surgery.	so?
-so?	so, forget it.
-so, forget it.	you don't have the money?
-you don't have the money?	i have no insurance.
-i have no insurance.	maybe a back rub would help.
-my brother smokes three packs a day.	three packs of what?
-three packs of what?	cigarettes, of course.
-cigarettes, of course.	how can he do that?
-how can he do that?	when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.
-when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.	he's a chain smoker.
-he's a chain smoker.	he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.
-he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.	that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?
-that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?	he can, but the people around him can't.
-he can, but the people around him can't.	how can he still be alive?
-how can he still be alive?	his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.
-his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.	maybe i should start smoking.
-i hate brushing my teeth.	it's such a chore.
-it's such a chore.	brush, brush. spit, spit.
-brush, brush. spit, spit.	what did they do in the old days?
-what did they do in the old days?	they brushed with their fingers.
-they brushed with their fingers.	they also ate with their fingers!
-they also ate with their fingers!	why do they call it the good old days?
-why do they call it the good old days?	maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
-maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.	who invented flossing?
-who invented flossing?	a dentist, i'm sure.
-a dentist, i'm sure.	i hate flossing more than brushing!
-i hate flossing more than brushing!	i can't wait till all my teeth fall out.
-let's stop for a while. i need a break and some water.	this trail is hard to climb.
-this trail is hard to climb.	especially on a hot day like this.
-especially on a hot day like this.	i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.
-i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.	thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.
-thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.	all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.
-all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.	we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.
-we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.	i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.
-i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.	all you've lost is some sweat.
-all you've lost is some sweat.	i haven't even lost one pound of fat?
-i haven't even lost one pound of fat?	if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.
-if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.	okay, but let's hike in town. at least there are cats and dogs to see.
-oh no, another pimple on my face.	pimples suck.
-pimples suck.	it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.
-it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.	maybe it's something in your diet.
-maybe it's something in your diet.	no, i eat the same things day after day.
-no, i eat the same things day after day.	then maybe it's in your genes.
-then maybe it's in your genes.	you might be right.
-you might be right.	do pimples run in your family?
-do pimples run in your family?	not that i've noticed.
-not that i've noticed.	well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.
-well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.	whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.
-whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.	well, on the bright side, they're fun to pop.
-do you believe everything you hear?	i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.
-i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.	you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.
-you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.	you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.
-you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.	everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.
-everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.	three different people will give you three different stories.
-three different people will give you three different stories.	and the government will give you a fourth story.
-and the government will give you a fourth story.	yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.
-yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.	but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.
-but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.	the government says we have nothing to worry about.
-the government says we have nothing to worry about.	then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?
-then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?	the government says to wash our hands frequently, and we'll all be okay.
-don't pick your nose.	i wasn't picking my nose.
-i wasn't picking my nose.	what were you doing?
-what were you doing?	i was scratching my nose.
-i was scratching my nose.	i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.
-i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.	okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.
-okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.	use a tissue next time.
-use a tissue next time.	i didn't have a tissue.
-i didn't have a tissue.	then wait till you find a tissue.
-then wait till you find a tissue.	i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.
-i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.	oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.
-oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.	it wasn't that kind of emergency.
-our tv remote is filthy.	yes, it's covered with crud.
-yes, it's covered with crud.	i'm going to clean it.
-i'm going to clean it.	don't use water on it!
-don't use water on it!	i'll use a damp cloth.
-i'll use a damp cloth.	don't let water get into any of the cracks.
-don't let water get into any of the cracks.	i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
-i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.	don't rub the numbers off the remote.
-don't rub the numbers off the remote.	i will rub gently but firmly.
-i will rub gently but firmly.	do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.
-do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.	i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
-i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.	maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.
-my ear is killing me.	what's the matter?
-what's the matter?	i was on a plane.
-i was on a plane.	so?
-so?	so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.
-so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.	that's no good.
-that's no good.	sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.
-sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.	have you seen a doctor?
-have you seen a doctor?	i've been to two doctors.
-i've been to two doctors.	and they couldn't fix your problem?
-and they couldn't fix your problem?	they both said i have to live with it.
-they both said i have to live with it.	or you can stay off planes.
-did you see the woman with the new face?	did she get a nice job?
-did she get a nice job?	she got an "everything" job!
-she got an "everything" job!	what do you mean?
-what do you mean?	a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.
-a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.	why did they do that?
-why did they do that?	a mad dog bit most of her face off.
-a mad dog bit most of her face off.	oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?
-oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?	her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.
-her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.	and then will she look normal again?
-and then will she look normal again?	i guess so.
-i guess so.	god bless modern medicine.
-there's something wrong with my right hand.	what's wrong with it?
-what's wrong with it?	it aches most of the time.
-it aches most of the time.	what do you think it is?
-what do you think it is?	i don't know. i think it's old age.
-i don't know. i think it's old age.	if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?
-if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?	that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.
-that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.	are you right-handed?
-are you right-handed?	yes. all my life.
-yes. all my life.	you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.
-you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.	but i do all my writing with my right hand.
-but i do all my writing with my right hand.	start typing instead. that way your left hand will do half the work.
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+hi, how are you doing?
+i'm fine. how about yourself?
+i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.
+no problem. so how have you been?
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