Fun Strings

Mikobot/utils/fun_strings.py

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+ITEMS = (
+    "cast iron skillet",
+    "angry meow",
+    "cricket bat",
+    "wooden cane",
+    "shovel",
+    "toaster",
+    "book",
+    "laptop",
+    "rubber chicken",
+    "spiked bat",
+    "heavy rock",
+    "chunk of dirt",
+    "ton of bricks",
+    "rasengan",
+    "spirit bomb",
+    "100-Type Guanyin Bodhisattva",
+    "rasenshuriken",
+    "Murasame",
+    "ban",
+    "chunchunmaru",
+    "Kubikiribōchō",
+    "rasengan",
+    "spherical flying kat",
+)
+
+THROW = (
+    "throws",
+    "flings",
+    "chucks",
+    "hurls",
+)
+
+HIT = (
+    "hits",
+    "whacks",
+    "slaps",
+    "smacks",
+    "bashes",
+    "pats",
+)
+
+EYES = [
+    ["⌐■", "■"],
+    [" ͠°", " °"],
+    ["⇀", "↼"],
+    ["´• ", " •`"],
+    ["´", "`"],
+    ["`", "´"],
+    ["ó", "ò"],
+    ["ò", "ó"],
+    ["⸌", "⸍"],
+    [">", "<"],
+    ["Ƹ̵̡", "Ʒ"],
+    ["ᗒ", "ᗕ"],
+    ["⟃", "⟄"],
+    ["⪧", "⪦"],
+    ["⪦", "⪧"],
+    ["⪩", "⪨"],
+    ["⪨", "⪩"],
+    ["⪰", "⪯"],
+    ["⫑", "⫒"],
+    ["⨴", "⨵"],
+    ["⩿", "⪀"],
+    ["⩾", "⩽"],
+    ["⩺", "⩹"],
+    ["⩹", "⩺"],
+    ["◥▶", "◀◤"],
+    ["◍", "◎"],
+    ["/͠-", "┐͡-\\"],
+    ["⌣", "⌣”"],
+    [" ͡⎚", " ͡⎚"],
+    ["≋"],
+    ["૦ઁ"],
+    ["  ͯ"],
+    ["  ͌"],
+    ["ළ"],
+    ["◉"],
+    ["☉"],
+    ["・"],
+    ["▰"],
+    ["ᵔ"],
+    [" ﾟ"],
+    ["□"],
+    ["☼"],
+    ["*"],
+    ["`"],
+    ["⚆"],
+    ["⊜"],
+    [">"],
+    ["❍"],
+    ["￣"],
+    ["─"],
+    ["✿"],
+    ["•"],
+    ["T"],
+    ["^"],
+    ["ⱺ"],
+    ["@"],
+    ["ȍ"],
+    ["  "],
+    ["  "],
+    ["x"],
+    ["-"],
+    ["$"],
+    ["Ȍ"],
+    ["ʘ"],
+    ["Ꝋ"],
+    [""],
+    ["⸟"],
+    ["๏"],
+    ["ⴲ"],
+    ["◕"],
+    ["◔"],
+    ["✧"],
+    ["■"],
+    ["♥"],
+    [" ͡°"],
+    ["¬"],
+    [" º "],
+    ["⨶"],
+    ["⨱"],
+    ["⏓"],
+    ["⏒"],
+    ["⍜"],
+    ["⍤"],
+    ["ᚖ"],
+    ["ᴗ"],
+    ["ಠ"],
+    ["σ"],
+    ["☯"],
+]
+
+MOUTHS = [
+    ["v"],
+    ["ᴥ"],
+    ["ᗝ"],
+    ["Ѡ"],
+    ["ᗜ"],
+    ["Ꮂ"],
+    ["ᨓ"],
+    ["ᨎ"],
+    ["ヮ"],
+    ["╭͜ʖ╮"],
+    [" ͟ل͜"],
+    [" ͜ʖ"],
+    [" ͟ʖ"],
+    [" ʖ̯"],
+    ["ω"],
+    [" ³"],
+    [" ε "],
+    ["﹏"],
+    ["□"],
+    ["ل͜"],
+    ["‿"],
+    ["╭╮"],
+    ["‿‿"],
+    ["▾"],
+    ["‸"],
+    ["Д"],
+    ["∀"],
+    ["!"],
+    ["人"],
+    ["."],
+    ["ロ"],
+    ["_"],
+    ["෴"],
+    ["ѽ"],
+    ["ഌ"],
+    ["⏠"],
+    ["⏏"],
+    ["⍊"],
+    ["⍘"],
+    ["ツ"],
+    ["益"],
+    ["╭∩╮"],
+    ["Ĺ̯"],
+    ["◡"],
+    [" ͜つ"],
+]
+
+EARS = [
+    ["q", "p"],
+    ["ʢ", "ʡ"],
+    ["⸮", "?"],
+    ["ʕ", "ʔ"],
+    ["ᖗ", "ᖘ"],
+    ["ᕦ", "ᕥ"],
+    ["ᕦ(", ")ᕥ"],
+    ["ᕙ(", ")ᕗ"],
+    ["ᘳ", "ᘰ"],
+    ["ᕮ", "ᕭ"],
+    ["ᕳ", "ᕲ"],
+    ["(", ")"],
+    ["[", "]"],
+    ["¯\\_", "_/¯"],
+    ["୧", "୨"],
+    ["୨", "୧"],
+    ["⤜(", ")⤏"],
+    ["☞", "☞"],
+    ["ᑫ", "ᑷ"],
+    ["ᑴ", "ᑷ"],
+    ["ヽ(", ")ﾉ"],
+    ["\\(", ")/"],
+    ["乁(", ")ㄏ"],
+    ["└[", "]┘"],
+    ["(づ", ")づ"],
+    ["(ง", ")ง"],
+    ["⎝", "⎠"],
+    ["ლ(", "ლ)"],
+    ["ᕕ(", ")ᕗ"],
+    ["(∩", ")⊃━☆ﾟ.*"],
+]
+
+TOSS = (
+    "Heads",
+    "Tails",
+)
+
+DECIDE = ("Yes.", "No.", "Maybe.")
+
+
+# This feature's credit goes to @ishikki_akabane
+FLIRT = (
+    "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!",
+    "So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?",
+    "I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.",
+    "Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.",
+    "When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.",
+    "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’",
+    "Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.",
+    "I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.",
+    "I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.",
+    "You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.",
+    "You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.",
+    "If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.",
+    "I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.",
+    "It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.",
+    "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.",
+    "You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.",
+    "Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.",
+    "I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.",
+    "I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?",
+    "Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!",
+    "I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’",
+    "I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?",
+    "If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.",
+    "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.",
+    "Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?",
+)