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There once was a cat with a hat |
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Who liked to chase mice and get fat |
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But one day he found |
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That his hat was unsound |
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And ended up looking quite flat |
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There once was a man from Peru |
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Whose shoes were a bright shade of blue |
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He walked down the street |
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With a confident beat |
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And everyone said "Who knew?" |
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There once was a girl with a kite |
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She flew it with all of her might |
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But the wind was too strong |
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And before very long |
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The kite was nowhere in sight |
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There once was a chef named Pierre |
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Whose souffles were the talk of the year |
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But one day he slipped |
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And the souffle was flipped |
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And it landed right in his ear |
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There once was a boy with a ball |
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Who played in the park with his doll |
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But the ball rolled away |
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And he didn't know what to say |
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So he went home feeling quite small |
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There once was a bird in a tree |
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Who sang a sweet melody |
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But then came a storm |
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And the bird lost its form |
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And its tune was no longer free |
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There once was a man with a beard |
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That he thought was quite weird |
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But then he realized |
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That it was quite prized |
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And his confidence was then steered |
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There once was a woman named Sue |
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Who liked to wear nothing but blue |
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But one day she found |
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That her clothes were unsound |
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And she had to start anew |
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There once was a dog with a bone |
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Who wouldn't share it with anyone |
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But then came a friend |
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And he learned to bend |
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And they both had fun in the sun |
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There once was a teacher named Lee |
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Who loved to teach history |
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But then came a pandemic |
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And everything seemed manic |
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And Lee had to learn how to teach virtually |
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There once was a man from Brazil |
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Whose dance moves were quite the thrill |
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He danced every day |
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In his own special way |
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And everyone watched with goodwill |
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There once was a snail on a leaf |
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Who thought life was ever so brief |
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But then it started to rain |
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And it felt no more pain |
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And slid down the leaf like a thief |
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There once was a girl with a pen |
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Who wrote poems again and again |
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But one day she got stuck |
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And her words turned to muck |
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And she had to start over, amen |
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There once was a man from the moon |
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Who dreamed of coming to Earth soon |
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But when he arrived |
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He was quite deprived |
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And went back to the moon in a swoon |
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There once was a chef named Sue |
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Whose food was always on cue |
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But one day she tried |
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A new recipe guide |
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And her customers said "Boo hoo" |
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There once was a boy with a kite |
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That flew so high, it was out of sight |
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But then the string broke |
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And the kite became a joke |
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And the boy had to say goodnight |
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There once was a girl with a hat |
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That she wore everywhere, even at bat |
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But one day it flew off |
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And she let out a cough |
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And went home feeling quite flat |
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There once was a bird with a beak |
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That couldn't find anything to eat |
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But then came a worm |
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And the bird had a firm |
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And satisfying meal, oh so sweet |
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There once was a man with a car |
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That he drove like a superstar |
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But then came a crash |
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And his car was just ash |
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And he had to find a new bar |
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There once was a woman named Rose |
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Whose garden was the envy of those |
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But then came a storm |
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And the garden was forlorn |
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And Rose had to start over with hose |
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There once was a boy with a dream |
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To travel to space, or so it would seem |
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He worked hard every day |
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And soon found his way |
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And lived his life in zero-gravity regime |
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There once was a cat named Jack |
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Who loved to sleep on a sack |
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But one day he fell |
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And it hurt like hell |
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And he woke up with a crack |
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There once was a man from the west |
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Whose hat was his prize possession, the best |
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But then came the wind |
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And his hat flew, it was thinned |
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And he went on a quest to find it, obsessed |
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There once was a woman named Sue |
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Who painted the town with a bright hue |
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But one day she ran out |
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And she began to pout |
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And went to the store to buy some new |
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There once was a boy with a toy |
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That he played with every day, oh boy! |
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But then it broke |
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And he was almost in stroke |
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And had to throw it away, oh noy! |
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There once was a man with a bike |
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Who liked to go on rides that were alike |
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But then came a hill |
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And his energy was killed |
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And he had to stop and take a hike |
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There once was a woman with a phone |
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That she used to connect, talk and groan |
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But then came a message |
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And she read with a presage |
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And her heart skipped a beat, all alone |
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There once was a frog in a pond |
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Who thought he was king, oh so fond |
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But then came a snake |
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And the frog was in stake |
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And his kingdom vanished like a bond |
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There once was a boy with a book |
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That he read every day with a hook |
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But then came a test |
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And he failed, it was the best |
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And he learned to study more, no rook |
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There once was a woman from Spain |
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Whose cooking was known as quite insane |
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But then came a guest |
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And the dish was a pest |
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And she had to start over again, with a grain |
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There once was a man with a nose |
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So big, it got stuck in his clothes |
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He tried to get it out |
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But it was like a trout |
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And he walked around looking like a rose |
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There once was a woman named Glenda |
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Whose hobby was collecting agenda |
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She had hundreds of them |
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All in a hem |
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And her friends thought she was just a pretenda |
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There once was a dog with no tail |
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Who liked to chase cars on a trail |
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But then one day he caught one |
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And it was quite fun |
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And the car started wagging like a sail |
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There once was a boy with a spoon |
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Who liked to use it as a harpoon |
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He aimed for a fish |
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But missed and went swish |
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And ended up in a balloon |
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There once was a girl with a dress |
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That she wore in a way, quite a mess |
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She put it on upside down |
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And went into town |
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And everyone thought she was just impressed |
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There once was a man with a hat |
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That he wore even when he sat |
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But then came a bird |
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And the hat was absurd |
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And he went around looking like a rat |
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There once was a cat named Joe |
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Who liked to eat things that weren't foe |
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He ate a whole cake |
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And a pie in a bake |
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And his belly started to grow |
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There once was a woman from France |
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Whose cooking was known to enhance |
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She put in too much spice |
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And it wasn't too nice |
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And her guests had to go dance |
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There once was a boy with a toy |
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That he used to play with, oh boy! |
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He played all day and night |
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And it was quite a sight |
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And his parents thought he was their coy |
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There once was a man from the moon |
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Who thought he was coming to Earth soon |
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But then he got lost |
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And his mission was tossed |
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And he ended up in a cocoon |
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There once was a woman with a shoe |
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That she wore every day, like a glue |
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But then came a hole |
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And her foot went cold |
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And she had to buy something new |
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There once was a frog with a hat |
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That he wore like a cool cat |
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But then came a storm |
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And his hat was the norm |
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And he went on a quest to get back |
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There once was a boy with a ball |
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That he bounced and bounced, and had a ball |
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But then came a crack |
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And the ball went whack |
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And he had to find something else to enthral |
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There once was a man with a beard |
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That he thought was quite weird |
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He shaved it one day |
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And went out to play |
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And everyone thought he was a revered |
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There once was a woman with a cake |
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That she baked and baked, and took a break |
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But then came a mouse |
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And ate the whole house |
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And she had to start from scratch, for Pete's sake! |
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There once was a boy with a kite |
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That he flew all day and all night |
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But then came a hawk |
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And the kite was a crock |
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And the boy had to find a new sight |
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There once was a girl with a book |
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That she read in every nook |
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But then came a page |
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That was quite a rage |
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And she had to find a new hook |
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There once was a man with a car |
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That he drove like a superstar |
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But then came a flat |
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And he had to chat |
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And ended up walking afar |
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There once was a woman named Marge |
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Whose obsession was with a large |
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She collected them all |
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And hung them on the wall |
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And it looked like a barge |
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There once was a boy with a bird |
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That he talked to and called "my word" |
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But then came a cat |
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And the bird was a rat |
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And the boy was left feeling absurd |
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There once was a man with a phone |
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That he used to talk and groan |
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But then came a glitch |
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And it turned into a witch |
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And he was left feeling alone |
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There once was a girl with a dream |
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To fly to the moon, or so it would seem |
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But then came a storm |
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And her dream was the norm |
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And she was left feeling supreme |
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There once was a cat with a hat |
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That he wore to the park and all that |
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But then came a dog |
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And the hat was a slog |
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And the cat had to find a new chat |
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There once was a boy with a ball |
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That he kicked and kicked, and had a ball |
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But then came a net |
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And he was left with regret |
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And had to find a new call |
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There once was a woman with a spoon |
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That she used to play a funny tune |
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But then came a crowd |
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And it was a little too loud |
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And she had to find a new boon |
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There once was a man with a hat |
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That he wore even when he sat |
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But then came a bee |
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And it was quite a spree |
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And the man went running like a rat |
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There once was a dog with a bone |
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That he liked to chew and moan |
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But then came a bird |
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And the bone was a turd |
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And the dog was left with a groan |
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There once was a boy with a pen |
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That he used to write stories, now and then |
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But then came a spill |
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And the pen went still |
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And he had to find a new den |
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There once was a woman with a hat |
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That she wore like a mat |
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But then came a gust |
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And the hat turned to dust |
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And the woman was left with a spat |
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There once was a man with a cat |
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That he trained to wear a hat |
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But then came a mouse |
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And the cat was a grouse |
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And the man had to find a new pat |
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There once was a girl with a kite |
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That she flew up high and out of sight |
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But then came a storm |
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And the kite was forlorn |
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And the girl was left with a plight |
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There once was a boy with a bike |
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That he liked to ride and hike |
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But then came a bump |
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And the bike took a dump |
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And the boy was left with a strike |
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There once was a woman with a phone |
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That she used to talk and moan |
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But then came a beep |
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And the phone went to sleep |
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And the woman was left all alone |
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There once was a man with a beard |
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That he thought was quite weird |
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But then came a trend |
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And the beard was his friend |
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And the man was quite cheered |
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There once was a boy with a ball |
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That he kicked around, feeling tall |
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But then came a hole |
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And the ball lost its role |
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And the boy was left with a drawl |
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There once was a woman with a cake |
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That she baked and baked, feeling awake |
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But then came a burn |
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And the cake took a turn |
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And the woman was left with a quake |
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There once was a man with a fish |
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That he liked to put on a dish |
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But then came a cat |
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And the fish was flat |
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And the man was left with a swish |
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There once was a girl with a toy |
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That she played with and felt joy |
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But then came a crack |
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And the toy was a hack |
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And the girl was left feeling coy |
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