})();

console.log("%cIf you can read this, you are cheating! D:", "color: red; font-size: x-large");
console.log("%cBut really, you don't need this console to play the game. Walk around using arrow keys (or Vim keys), and pick up the computer (" + String.fromCharCode(0x2318) + "). Then the fun begins!", "font-size: 15px");