| id,url,score,num_comments,question,answer | |
| c5gy1b,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c5gy1b/i_bet_you_guys_cant_spell_out_the_entire_navy/,56717,11762,I bet you guys can’t spell out the entire navy seal copypasta,unanswered | |
| a4nsht,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a4nsht/vaccines_dont_kill_children_kills_children/,52217,1645,Vaccines don’t kill children. ______ kills children.,ANAKIN | |
| 6p2be1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/6p2be1/what_subreddit_will_top_rall_today/,51743,1043,What subreddit will top r/all today?,ASKOUIJA | |
| 90gsko,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/90gsko/im_not_racist_my_is_black/,43435,1363,"I'm not racist, my ________________ is black.",SLAVE | |
| aykagl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aykagl/breaking_news_kim_jong_un_has_died_kim_has_been/,41289,839,"BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jong Un has died, Kim _____ has been appointed his successor",POSSIBLE | |
| 8sue23,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8sue23/xxxtentacion_is/,41053,1080,XXXTENTACION is ______,XXXTINCT | |
| dmz1fa,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dmz1fa/my_son_believes_he_is_gay_what_do_i_do/,39961,1579,My son believes he is gay. What do I do?,LOVEHIM | |
| ctctcn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ctctcn/spirits_i_really_miss_my_mom_can_you_tell_me_what/,39014,845,"Spirits, I really miss my mom. Can you tell me what she says to me from the afterlife?",LOVEYOU | |
| ao5irf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ao5irf/put_the_money_in_the_fucking_bag_this_is_a/,38999,1061,Put the money in the fucking bag! This is a ______!,BAG | |
| aryfus,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aryfus/i_cant_send_my_son_to_school_because_hes_allergic/,38856,994,I can’t send my son to school because he’s allergic to _______.,BULLETS | |
| 9y73ma,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9y73ma/the_blood_tests_came_back_positive_you_have/,38096,930,The blood tests came back positive. You have _____.,BLOOD | |
| h9dx2s,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/h9dx2s/pee_is_stored_in_the_balls_and_shit_is_stored_in/,37682,717,Pee is stored in the balls and shit is stored in the ______.,WHITEHOUSE | |
| dk4he5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dk4he5/a_group_of_unfunny_people_is_called_a/,37563,728,A group of unfunny people is called a ______,REDDIT | |
| al0opr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/al0opr/i_bernie_sanders_am_officially_running_for/,36483,1086,"I, Bernie Sanders, am officially running for _______.",MYLIFE | |
| f52zc0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f52zc0/sudden_unexplained_knee_pain_collapses_when_i_try/,36275,613,"Sudden unexplained knee pain, collapses when I try to stand",BRO | |
| arebdq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/arebdq/this_post_to_instantly_die/,36238,537,______ this post to instantly die.,UPVOTE | |
| clvxfj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/clvxfj/2001_called_they_want_their_back/,36215,803,"2001 called, they want their ______ back.",TOWERS | |
| fpylt7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fpylt7/if_you_spell_out_the_entire_pledge_of_allegiance/,35515,1021,If you spell out the entire Pledge of Allegiance I'll delete this account.,IPLEDGEALLEGIANCETOTHEFLAGOFTHEUNITEDSTATESOFAMER... | |
| ajph0z,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ajph0z/there_are_only_two_genders_female_and/,34723,1441,"There are only two genders, Female and _______",GMAIL | |
| ejzivp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ejzivp/1_2_3_4_i_declare_a/,34361,2426,"1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a __________.",WORLDWAR | |
| dxpje4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dxpje4/the_one_thing_einstein_forgot_to_take_into/,34145,725,The one thing Einstein forgot to take into account in his theory of relativity is _______,EPSTEINDIDN'TKILLHIMSELF | |
| bnjrzf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bnjrzf/to_all_the_mothers_around_the_world/,32725,708,"To all the Mothers around the world, ____________",THANKYOU | |
| e7xrju,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e7xrju/a_group_of_boomers_is_called_a/,32073,751,A group of boomers is called a _____.,CEMETERY | |
| b5zmkm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b5zmkm/okay_sarah_that_was_the_last_straw_im_gonna_get_a/,31989,698,"Okay Sarah, that was the last straw. I'm gonna get a new _____.",STRAW | |
| 67j4xt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/67j4xt/what_is_the_top_post_of_all_time_in_raskouija/,31227,746,What is the top post of all time in /r/AskOuija?,THISONE | |
| f3cv0l,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f3cv0l/if_darth_vader_invader_and_darth_sidious/,31199,819,"If Darth Vader = ""invader"" and Darth Sidious = ""insidious,"" then I would be Darth _____.",BRED | |
| ahmqxx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ahmqxx/i_dont_vaccinate_my_kids_because_i_dont_want_them/,31048,1283,I don’t vaccinate my kids because I don’t want them _______, | |
| a44dhf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a44dhf/you_suck_at/,30713,557,you suck at ______,&T | |
| czxq7y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/czxq7y/hey_ouija_whats_another_word_for_heterosexual/,30460,771,"Hey Ouija, what’s another word for “heterosexual?”",GAYN'T | |
| apr7x0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/apr7x0/as_my_wife_gave_birth_the_midwife_pulled_it_out/,30001,974,"As my wife gave birth, the midwife pulled it out and shouted, ""It's a ____!""",BORTED | |
| aw3lv8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aw3lv8/once_isis_is_defeated_theyll_be_called/,29558,985,Once ISIS is defeated they'll be called ______.,ISISN'T | |
| d77c2a,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d77c2a/hi_ouija_if_you_can_link_a_porn_site_ill_delete/,29353,573,"Hi Ouija, if you can link a porn site I'll delete my account",WWW.PORNHUB.COM | |
| j1aq4p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j1aq4p/if_this_post_gets_just_12000_ill_delete_reddit/,29029,632,"If this post gets just 12,000 _________ I’ll delete reddit and never return. Fuck everyone making these ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️ posts. The spirits hate you.",AWARDS | |
| ambpb2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ambpb2/my_kids_arent_vaccinated_theyre_ated/,28621,883,"My kids aren’t vaccinated, they’re ______ated.",CREM | |
| el6i6y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/el6i6y/uh_oh_i_think_trump_forgot_to_take_his_this/,28478,633,Uh oh. I think Trump forgot to take his _______ this morning.,LIFE | |
| f9hvrh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f9hvrh/who_will_win_the_presidency_in_2020/,28102,1541,Who will win the presidency in 2020?,OBAMA | |
| juocvk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/juocvk/if_you_write_out_a_full_url_i_will_delete_my_top/,27474,511,"If you write out a full URL, I will delete my top voted post",HTTPS://WWW.PORNHUB.COM | |
| cvdgvt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cvdgvt/i_bet_you_guys_cant_roast_me_with_a_poem/,27394,626,I bet you guys can't roast me with a poem.,ROSESAREREDVIOLETSAREBLUEYOUSUCKDICKANDYOURMOMDOE... | |
| 8ny9jp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8ny9jp/virgins_play_fortnite_i_play/,26917,957,Virgins play fortnite. I play __________.,FORTNITE | |
| e961es,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e961es/all_the_girls_in_the_room_love_it_when_i/,26852,1947,All the Girls in the Room love it when I _____,LEAVE | |
| ahacrr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ahacrr/sex_might_be_much_better_if_my_wife_was/,26808,1955,Sex might be much better if my wife was _______.,ALIVE | |
| 9iky6m,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9iky6m/fortnite_is_overrated_my_favorite_shooter_game_is/,26744,954,Fortnite is overrated. My favorite shooter game is _______.,SCHOOL | |
| gh6b88,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gh6b88/roses_are_red_chocolate_is_brown_never/,26688,1314,"Roses are red, chocolate is brown, never __________",GONNAGIVEYOUUPNEVERGONNALETYOUDOWN | |
| an0d3w,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/an0d3w/i_like_movies_containing_drugs_sex_and_v/,26214,863,"I like movies containing drugs, sex and v_______.",SAUCE | |
| c9o2b5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c9o2b5/what_is/,26195,813,What is _____,LOVEBABYDONTHURTMEDONTHURTMENOMORE | |
| anrahp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/anrahp/if_you_vaccinate_your_kids_you_basically_them/,25979,702,If you vaccinate your kids you basically _______ them.,LOVE | |
| aodg6e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aodg6e/if_i_had_a_nickel_for_every_time_ive_had_sex_i/,25845,668,"If I had a nickel for every time I’ve had sex, I would have a __________",DEBT | |
| ofiegh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ofiegh/dam_i_forgot_the_entire_bee_movie_script_can_you/,25498,40663,"Dam, I forgot the entire Bee movie Script can you recite it for me?",BEE | |
| apbj47,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/apbj47/see_you_later_alligator_after_while/,25384,613,"See you later, alligator. After while, ________.",PEDOPHILE | |
| cusmcm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cusmcm/very_few_people_know_that_there_is_a_lost_11th/,25105,835,"Very few people know that there is a lost 11th commandment from god which said ""don't ______""",@ME | |
| axw9s1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/axw9s1/people_from_earth_are_called_earthlings_people/,24974,613,People from Earth are called Earthlings. People from Mars are called Martians. People from Uranus are called ________.,ASSHOLES | |
| 9xl0zm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9xl0zm/spirits_bring_stan_lee_back_take_instead/,24874,1074,"Spirits, bring Stan Lee back. Take ________ instead.",U/QWEEN04 | |
| egqibb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/egqibb/i_am_going_to_my_daughter/,24794,1181,I am going to _______ my daughter,RESPECT | |
| in8e1o,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/in8e1o/if_manwoman_marriage_what_does_manman_make/,24741,851,"If man+woman = marriage, what does man+man make?",MARRIAGE | |
| alrjym,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/alrjym/adolf_hit/,24506,679,Adolf Hit___,MEBABYONEMORETIME | |
| d453ni,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d453ni/i_used_the_stones_to_destroy_the/,24398,550,I used the stones to destroy the ________,KIDNEY | |
| dswfgt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dswfgt/i_am_a_barbie_girl_in_a_world/,24135,1223,"I am a barbie girl, in a ____ world.",SEGREGATED | |
| j2re82,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j2re82/mr_president_can_you_please/,24077,545,Mr. President can you please _______,SHUTUPMAN | |
| hezubi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hezubi/gay_people_are/,23968,1120,Gay people are _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________,GAY | |
| a2zokx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a2zokx/tumblr_is_banning_porn_reddit_is_banning/,23773,1688,"Tumblr is banning porn, Reddit is banning ______",9GAGMEMES | |
| fynk8c,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fynk8c/mom_phineas_and_ferb_are_making_in_the_backyard/,23724,911,MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING _____ IN THE BACKYARD!,LOVE | |
| a5iqir,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a5iqir/julius_caesars_last_words_were_et_tu_brute_which/,23568,624,Julius Caesar’s last words were “Et tu Brute.” which translates to “_______________.”,OOF | |
| a8px4i,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a8px4i/the_porn_industry_introduces_its_own_digital/,23510,593,The porn industry introduces its own digital currency: _____!,CLITCOIN | |
| aq5tly,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aq5tly/my_dad_died_doing_what_he_loved_most/,23506,1009,"My dad died doing what he loved most, ________.",MOM | |
| azewbj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/azewbj/n/,23471,1273,N_____,O | |
| buses8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/buses8/the_names_bond_bond/,23399,815,"The name's Bond, ______ Bond.",COVALENT | |
| f4t5ze,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f4t5ze/i_wish_this_subreddit_was_rthemonkeyspaw/,23368,401,I Wish this subreddit was r/TheMonkeysPaw,"GRANTED,BUTYOUARENOWGAY" | |
| aua9vb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aua9vb/90_of_men_in_the_world_are/,23350,1316,90% of men in the world are __________.,MEN | |
| cp1oma,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cp1oma/welcome_to_mcdonalds_what_would_you_like_to_order/,23321,1797,"Welcome to McDonald's, what would you like to order?",UHH... | |
| azluea,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/azluea/help_me_im_trying_to_get_free/,23132,620,Help me. I’m trying to get free _______.,KARMA | |
| aebkeh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aebkeh/first_i_my_sister_then_i_my_mom_then_i_my_cousin/,22899,1010,"First I ____ my sister, then I ____ my mom, then I ____ my cousin, then I ____ my son. And then I go to church.",RAPBATTLE | |
| 8v7wt2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8v7wt2/im_proud_to_be_a_canadian_where_at_least_i_know_im/,22823,622,"I'm proud to be a Canadian, where at least I know I'm ________.",SORRY | |
| able28,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/able28/im_sorry_officer_i_didnt_realize_we_were_standing/,22792,831,"I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize we were standing in a "" No ______ "" zone.",STANDING | |
| 9ymzx1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9ymzx1/if_gay_means_happy_then_i_am_very/,22711,590,If gay means happy then I am very _______.,STRAIGHT | |
| f6afwu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f6afwu/thank_god_reddit_is_back_online_i_was_starting_to/,22648,644,Thank God Reddit is back online. I was starting to get _______!,PRODUCTIVE | |
| il5pxb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/il5pxb/spirits_are_so_stupid_dumb_cant_even_write_words/,22610,347,"Spirits are so stupid dumb, can't even write words backwards.",UOYKCUF | |
| b2ravx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b2ravx/j_k_rowling_reveals_that_has_been_gay_all_along/,22474,655,J. K. Rowling reveals that _______ has been gay all along.,OP | |
| jqb4zu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jqb4zu/askouija_if_you_can_sing_me_a_song_ill_delete_my/,22457,3634,"Askouija, if you can sing me a song I'll delete my 4 year account.",NO | |
| evl8bx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/evl8bx/my_son_has_been_acting_a_bit_feminine_lately_what/,22341,1290,My son has been acting a bit feminine lately. What should i do?,LOVEHER | |
| ay49fi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ay49fi/hermione_is_black_oh_yeah_and_dobby_has_a_huge/,22282,653,"Hermione is black. Oh yeah, and Dobby has a HUGE FUCKING _______",HEART | |
| hx08qt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hx08qt/edit_thanks_for_the_kind_stranger/,22158,591,Edit: Thanks for the ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ kind stranger!,CUM | |
| b5ox2w,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b5ox2w/after_watching_avatar_ive_decided_to_become_a/,21999,630,After watching Avatar I’ve decided to become a ______ bender.,GENDER | |
| fe0ujt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fe0ujt/spirits_what_does_nsfw_stands_for/,21977,499,"Spirits, what does NSFW stands for?",NOTSAFEFORWALUIGI | |
| a1uhq0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a1uhq0/the_three_equations_that_changed_the_world/,21924,670,"The three equations that changed the world, Newton's F=ma, Einstein's E=mc² and AskOuija's ___________",WAH=LUIGI | |
| fr5c1k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fr5c1k/to_all_the_doctors_and_nurses_out_there/,21879,709,"To all the doctors and nurses out there, _____.",THANKYOU | |
| 9q9yv1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9q9yv1/well_my_fiancé_just_left_me_she_took_everything/,21815,628,Well my fiancé just left me. She took everything except my _________,VIRGINITY | |
| edau3y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/edau3y/im_giving_my_girlfriend_for_christmas/,21784,762,I’m giving my girlfriend __________ for Christmas.,AWAY | |
| f87ix3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f87ix3/i_just_banged_my_mom/,21664,936,I just banged my _____ mom,SON'S | |
| a9rpnv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a9rpnv/im_making_a_lifestyle_change_in_2019_im_giving_up/,21561,968,I'm making a lifestyle change in 2019. I'm giving up ______., | |
| ai9dbi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ai9dbi/rip_grandma_the_realest_ive_ever_met/,21520,710,"RIP Grandma, the realest ____ I’ve ever met.",NIGGA | |
| ap33l4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ap33l4/you_may_be_a_boob_or_ass_man_but_im_more_of_a_man/,21509,914,You may be a boob or ass man but I'm more of a _________ man myself.,GAY | |
| 9kr36m,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9kr36m/donald_is_the_greatest_president_america_will/,21388,980,Donald _______ is the greatest president America will ever have.,GLOVER | |
| i7u6o9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i7u6o9/if_trump_bans_tiktok_what_will_my_parents/,21275,426,"If Trump bans TikTok, what will my parents threaten to join when I don’t do my homework?",PORNHUB | |
| fjj4nm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fjj4nm/i_found_the_cure_for_covid19_it_is/,21246,995,I found the cure for Covid-19! It is ______ !,COVID20 | |
| cmr0q1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cmr0q1/sdrawkcab_gnihtemos_lleps_uoy_nac/,21167,732,?sdrawkcab gnihtemos lleps uoy naC,ON | |
| a578zq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a578zq/today_20th_of_april_2069_i_hereby_officially/,21164,936,"Today, 20th of April 2069. I hereby officially declare _________ legal in all 50 states.",CANADA | |
| 9wh4fb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9wh4fb/stan_lee_was_a/,21142,1048,Stan Lee was a __________!,LEGEND | |
| dx5mn2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dx5mn2/if_i_get_gold_for_this_post_i_will/,21070,667,If I get gold for this post I will _________,SUCKDICKS | |
| 9xc20d,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9xc20d/was_behind_911/,21068,842,_______ was behind 9/11,9/10 | |
| faa4g9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/faa4g9/cats_are_than_dogs/,21043,2231,cats are ______ than dogs,CATTER | |
| ekazsm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ekazsm/trump_needs_to_assassinate_next/,21033,1089,Trump needs to assassinate _____ next.,HIMSELF | |
| hne63g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hne63g/country_roooaaads_take_me_home_to_the_plaaaace_i/,20990,526,"Country Roooaaads, take me home, to the plaaaace, I belooong, _____",WETVAGINA | |
| aysdna,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aysdna/this_just_in_doubleu_w_has_been_renamed_to_to/,20975,700,This just in: ‘Double-U’ (W) has been renamed to ‘_____’ to prevent confusion.,UWU | |
| g4r46z,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g4r46z/i_will_delete_my_account_if_this_post_hits/,20940,450,I will delete my account if this post hits ______.,1UPVOTE | |
| asimpj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/asimpj/thats_cute_you_actually_believe_in_grow_up/,20922,1237,That’s cute. You actually believe in __________? Grow up.,ME | |
| 8rd7ae,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8rd7ae/holster_your_weapon_soldier_this_isnt/,20896,389,"Holster your weapon, soldier. This isn't _____.",SCHOOL | |
| ex5emh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ex5emh/aita_for_accidentally_posting_in_the_wrong/,20886,341,AITA for accidentally posting in the wrong subreddit?,NTA | |
| ebb43o,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ebb43o/i_challenge_you_spirits_spell_the_long_word_from/,20858,836,"I challenge you, Spirits: spell the long word from Mary Poppins",SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS | |
| aph7xv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aph7xv/the_president_has_declared_a_state_of_please_stay/,20863,681,The President has declared a state of ______. Please stay calm.,WYOMING | |
| i1vuqz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i1vuqz/my_dog_passed_away_last_year_and_ive_been_missing/,20789,474,"My Dog passed away last year and I've been missing him greatly. Especially during quarantine when I'm all alone at home, I remember how he would act like he was going to step into the fireplace because he knew I didn't like it when he did. Spirits, how is he right now in dog heaven?",PERFECTLYHAPPY | |
| 9t8oyx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9t8oyx/men_have_no_nut_november_women_have_no_november/,20499,1459,Men have No Nut November. Women have No _______ November.,DEADBABY | |
| 9v0oiy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9v0oiy/im_not_but_5_is_5/,20456,444,"I’m not ________, but $5 is $5",$5 | |
| c91lsm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c91lsm/the_only_thing_better_than_birthday_sex_is_day_sex/,20406,786,the only thing better than birthday sex is ____day sex,D | |
| g1rjw4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g1rjw4/to_all_people_who_believe_5g_is_the_spread_of/,20358,695,"To all people who believe 5G is the spread of coronavirus, you are ________________",RETARDED | |
| advgri,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/advgri/www_com_thats_my_fetish/,20329,1237,www._______.com that's my fetish,GOOGLE | |
| es9zaj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/es9zaj/what_the_fuck_dude_didnt_you_read_the_sign_it/,20306,529,"What the fuck dude, didn't you read the sign? It literally says ""DON'T ______""",READ | |
| am1m5t,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/am1m5t/im_a_simple_man_i_see_a_policeman_i/,20283,887,"I'm a simple man, I see a Policeman, I ________",RUN | |
| 8ypx2s,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8ypx2s/if_i_get_one_i_will_literally_fucking_die/,20277,649,If I get one ________ I will literally fucking die.,UPVOTE | |
| ea57ei,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ea57ei/you_do_realize_that_yes_and_no_are_words_on_the/,20252,542,You do realize that yes and no are words on the board right?,YESN'T | |
| b1r99t,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b1r99t/batman_named_himself_after_his_greatest_fear_by/,20229,1253,"Batman named himself after his greatest fear, by this logic I am ______man.",WO | |
| f2caww,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f2caww/i_wear_a_size_14_shoe_so_yeah_i_got_a_big/,20165,564,"I wear a size 14 shoe. So, yeah I got a big ______. 😎",SHOE | |
| f140l9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f140l9/100_99_98_97_96_95_94_93_92_91_90_89_88_87_86_85/,20144,1687,100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 79 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 61 60 59 59 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 ___.,UNO | |
| bzdq08,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bzdq08/i_would_like_to_keanu_reeves/,20139,827,I would like to ___ Keanu Reeves!,BEFRIEND | |
| d65hhl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d65hhl/dont_shoot_hes_not/,20081,535,Don't shoot! He's not _____!,BLACK | |
| bt96hy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bt96hy/reddit_is_a_better_instagram_discord_is_a_better/,20052,571,"Reddit is a better Instagram, discord is a better Skype, ____ is a better YouTube.",PORNHUB | |
| dh25h7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dh25h7/you_cant_spell_without_u_and_i/,20033,656,You can't spell _____ without U and I.,WALUIGI | |
| g0sxs5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g0sxs5/i_made_her_4_times_during_sex_in_under_5_minutes/,19989,853,I made her _______ 4 times during sex in under 5 minutes. 😎,CRY | |
| cwi63f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cwi63f/fortnite_is_for_kids_minecraft_is_for_men_is_for/,19880,957,"Fortnite is for kids, minecraft is for men, ________ is for real alpha males.",TETRIS | |
| au4f80,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/au4f80/i_dont_want_sex_i_want/,19855,1235,"I don’t want sex, I want ___________",VACCINES | |
| g8blit,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g8blit/kim_jong_un_isnt_dead_hes_just_for_a_while/,19823,616,"Kim Jong Un isn’t dead, he’s just _____ for a while.",AFK | |
| eubyxv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eubyxv/kobe_bryant_was_a_man_rip/,19760,2058,Kobe Bryant was a _______ man. RIP, | |
| a7tv4d,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a7tv4d/ask_ouija_no_thanks_id_much_rather_ask/,19731,390,"Ask Ouija? No thanks, I'd much rather ask _______",WALOUIJA | |
| beobk2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/beobk2/the_old_adage_says_where_theres_theres_fire/,19725,612,"The old adage says, where there's ___________, there's fire.",NOTREDAME | |
| cl6brs,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cl6brs/i_bless_the_down_in_africa/,19699,1074,I bless the ____ down in Africa,NIGERIANPRINCE | |
| cg4f8q,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cg4f8q/i_forgot_my_cake_day_and_have_25_minutes_left/,19591,458,"I forgot my cake day and have 25 minutes left, what do I do?",DIE | |
| axis73,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/axis73/1_2_3_4_i_declare_a_war/,19490,863,1... 2... 3... 4... I declare a _______ war!,WORLD | |
| c7qs6x,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c7qs6x/spirits_please_spell_dyslexia/,19472,881,"Spirits, please spell ‘dyslexia’",OBI-WAN•KENOBI | |
| jc9pv2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jc9pv2/a_group_of_trump_supporters_is_called_a/,19444,1339,A group of Trump supporters is called a __________.,CULT | |
| dsdyd2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dsdyd2/guys_im_depressed_and_im_about_to_myself/,19398,653,Guys Im depressed and Im about to ____ myself!,LOVE | |
| b7bfqr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b7bfqr/the_punishment_for_asking_for_karma_on_your_cake/,19319,403,The punishment for asking for karma on your cake day is _____,KARMA | |
| ezazg1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ezazg1/i_have_noticed_that_open_ended_question_in_ask/,19300,412,"I have noticed that open ended question in ask ouija usually die, and questions that require more than 5-7 letter responses also usually die in new. Is this a product of a of our short attention spans and low creativity?",YES | |
| hlk9ps,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hlk9ps/kanye_or_trump_who_should_i_vote_for/,19195,868,"Kanye or Trump, who should I vote for?",BERNIE | |
| hk7raf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hk7raf/im_not_cheating_on_you_she_is_just_my/,19140,482,I’m not cheating on you! She is just my _______!,GRANDSON‘SGIRLFRIEND‘SBROTHER‘SDUSTYDILDO | |
| 9tk3jv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9tk3jv/high_school_students_more_like/,19130,456,High School Students? More like ______.,TARGETS | |
| acjn1k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/acjn1k/america_shouldve_nuked_instead_of_japan/,19098,1500,America should’ve nuked _____ instead of Japan,OHIO | |
| bm2tun,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bm2tun/i_love_you/,19017,933,I LOVE YOU ____,3000 | |
| fhi3nm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fhi3nm/you_spirits_do_realize_there_is_a_yes_and_a_no_on/,19010,564,"You spirits do realize there is a “yes” and a “no” on an ouija board, right?",GOODBYE | |
| fdpod4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fdpod4/a_group_of_gay_men_is_called/,18998,643,A group of gay men is called __________.,GAYNG | |
| 9hczu7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9hczu7/jack_and_jill_went_up_the_hill_to_fetch_a_pail_of/,18965,620,Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came _______., | |
| bbw17y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bbw17y/its_not_rape_if_you_first/,18923,662,It’s not rape if you _____ first.,CONSENT | |
| aukb6s,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aukb6s/germanys_number_one_export_is/,18880,767,Germany's number one export is _____,GENOCIDE | |
| jepstn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jepstn/if_this_gets_1000_ill_tell_my_parents_i_them/,18875,398,"If this gets 1,000 ⬆️I’ll tell my parents I ____ them",LOVE | |
| 907vob,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/907vob/hey_now_youre_an_star/,18807,451,"Hey now, you're an ______star",R/ALL | |
| gc04tj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gc04tj/if_you_can_sing_the_entire_sponge_bob_square/,18734,2020,"If you can sing the entire sponge bob square pants intro I will delete my account, and reddit. Please I want to stop using this cancerous site",NO | |
| cu9uw0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cu9uw0/come_up_with_a_brand_new_word_that_means_the_same/,18716,479,"Come up with a brand new word that means the same thing as ""vagina"".",PENISNT | |
| dd3meh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dd3meh/two_four_six_eight_who_do_we/,18675,694,Two four six eight! Who do we ________?,SEGREGATE | |
| d8i6bo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d8i6bo/dude_im_not_racist_my_best_friend_is/,18669,1180,"Dude, I’m not racist, my best friend is _______!", | |
| a02835,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a02835/come_on_son_arent_you_getting_a_little_old_to/,18638,579,"Come on Son, aren't you getting a little old to still believe in _________?",YOURSELF | |
| cxhabs,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cxhabs/what_was_it_that_happened_in_1989_at_tiananmen/,18637,576,What was it that happened in 1989 at Tiananmen square? I can't recall., | |
| jyh2k3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jyh2k3/if_trump_was_a_rapper_his_name_would_be/,18628,797,"If Trump was a rapper, his name would be _______",LILPUSSYGRABBER | |
| ehvgow,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ehvgow/what_starts_with_a_c_and_ends_with_a_um/,18586,887,What starts with a C and ends with a UM,CONUNDRUM | |
| gqx9nk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gqx9nk/to_rid_the_world_of_the_your_anus_joke_uranus_has/,18568,482,"To rid the world of the ""your anus"" joke, Uranus has now been renamed to ________",MYRECTUM | |
| f2psrm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f2psrm/im_not_but_5_is_5/,18478,552,I'm not _____ but 5$ is 5$,5$ | |
| awix0c,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/awix0c/dad_im_gay_its_okay_son_at_least_you_arent/,18424,981,"“Dad, I’m gay.” “It’s okay son. At least you aren’t ______.”",MYSON | |
| gqkth3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gqkth3/are_you_two_fucking_are_you_serious_right_in/,18410,600,Are you two fucking? Are you serious? Right in front of my ______?,SALAD | |
| d5hugf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d5hugf/vaccines_cause/,18406,497,Vaccines cause ______,ADULTS | |
| fbd9xz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fbd9xz/after_sex_we_should/,18390,694,"After sex, we should ____.",CONQUERTHEROMANS | |
| a0susc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a0susc/my_son_really_loves_playing_with_his_toys_thats/,18375,506,"My son really loves playing with his toys, that's why I'm giving him ______ for Christmas.",AWAY | |
| ccm6cy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ccm6cy/area_51_is_just_a_cover_for/,18332,707,Area 51 is just a cover for _____.,AREA52 | |
| coiott,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/coiott/i_bet_the_first_species_on_earth_were_like/,18213,586,I bet the first species on Earth were like _______,HOL‘UP | |
| jmhwh8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jmhwh8/covid19_vaccine_is_now_available_side_effects/,18075,456,COVID-19 vaccine is now available. Side effects include_____,COVID20 | |
| fevq4b,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fevq4b/reddit_awards_are_dumb_just_like/,18065,465,"Reddit awards are dumb, just like ___",OP | |
| daibkd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/daibkd/i_may_have_alzheimers_but_at_least_i_dont_have/,18049,1255,"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have ______!",ALZHEIMER‘S | |
| cot3bj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cot3bj/i_had_sex_with_so_thats_make_me_an_epic_gamer/,18048,1073,I had sex with_______.So thats make me an epic gamer,PIKACHU | |
| lg77g5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/lg77g5/should_i_end_my_life_soon/,18021,3786,Should I end my life soon?,NO | |
| e1wrdl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e1wrdl/daddy_why_is_mommy_crying_dont_worry_she_just/,18015,635,"""Daddy, why is mommy crying?"" ""Don't worry, she just remembered that she's _______.""",YOURMOM | |
| 9otvwv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9otvwv/alright_who_hacked_youtube/,17976,1321,"Alright, who hacked YouTube?",MR.ROGERS | |
| akb5mj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/akb5mj/the_final_battle_god_vs/,17978,1300,"The final battle, God vs _______",WALMART | |
| hssawt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hssawt/when_you_are_having_sex_and_suddenly_your_partner/,17911,735,When you are having sex and suddenly your partner says today's video is sponsored by ________.,NORDVPN | |
| av7a8t,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/av7a8t/god_damn_shes_hot_if_only_she_werent/,17892,1265,God DAMN she’s hot! If only she weren’t _____,6 | |
| datsin,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/datsin/hey_kid_wanna_join_a_gang_its_called/,17844,857,"hey kid, wanna join a gang? it's called ""______"".",KKK | |
| c4evdl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c4evdl/birth_death_the_three_stages_of_life/,17838,990,"Birth, ____, death. The three stages of life.",AGONY | |
| hppk26,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hppk26/fee_fi_fo_fum_have_you_seen_my_fucking/,17826,564,"Fee Fi Fo Fum, have you seen my FUCKING _______.",CUM | |
| cppj2f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cppj2f/beep_boop_beep_im_a/,17745,796,Beep boop beep i'm a _____,LONE | |
| f1f2be,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f1f2be/httpswwwpornhubcomview_videophpviewkey/,17752,436,https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=_______,9RTK4A | |
| 9jdq4p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9jdq4p/day_600_without_sex_damn_that_is_looking_pretty/,17741,737,"Day 600 without Sex: Damn, that _______ is looking pretty good right now.",GUN | |
| 90yl43,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/90yl43/i_got_caught_having_sex_with_my_teacher_too_bad_im/,17723,567,"I got caught having sex with my teacher, too bad I'm _______",HOMESCHOOLED | |
| eh7sao,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eh7sao/the_cow_goes/,17696,615,The cow goes ________,OHYESDADDYHARDER | |
| bqdjob,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bqdjob/nudes_are_outdated_send_me/,17688,825,Nudes are outdated. Send me _______.,DUDES | |
| 9vr6dv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9vr6dv/my_girlfriend_screams_instead_of_my_name_during/,17606,639,My girlfriend screams _________ instead of my name during sex. Should I be worried?,HELP | |
| avddnk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/avddnk/waterbending_firebending_airbending_and_bending/,17603,631,Waterbending. Firebending. Airbending. And _________bending.,GENDER | |
| bisk7l,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bisk7l/my_girlfriend_calls_me_during_sex/,17587,1143,My girlfriend calls me ______ during sex., | |
| em0zr4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/em0zr4/america_could_really_use_a_right_now/,17564,1025,America could really use a _____ right now.,PRESIDENT | |
| ijw159,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ijw159/sorry_but_the_stays_on_during_the_sex/,17556,754,Sorry but the “_________” stays on during the sex,PENIS | |
| 95tgox,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/95tgox/i_got_my_girlfriend_pregnant_were_having_a/,17538,745,I got my girlfriend pregnant! We're having a _____!,BORTION | |
| 8njs0e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8njs0e/what_is_a_punishment_as_a_child_but_a_reward_as_a/,17517,738,What is a punishment as a child but a reward as a adult?,SEX | |
| 9udxtk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9udxtk/harry_potter_and_the_stone/,17515,460,Harry Potter and the ______ Stone,KIDNEY | |
| as77r8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/as77r8/thats_it_mister_you_just_lost_your_privileges/,17516,496,That's it mister! You just lost your _______ privileges!,WHITE | |
| b087np,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b087np/son_i_told_you_not_to_put_your_dick_in/,17480,808,"Son, I told you not to put your dick in ______",ME | |
| chzn5e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/chzn5e/england_tea_france_baguette_canada_sorry_america/,17476,760,England > Tea. France > Baguette. Canada > Sorry. America > _______.,SCHOOLSHOOTING | |
| 9swmut,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9swmut/this_just_in_trump_announces/,17432,824,This just in: Trump announces _________.,KKK2 | |
| btnqoq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/btnqoq/white_skin_black_skin_who_cares_were_all/,17421,789,"White skin, black skin, who cares? we're all ______",NIGGAS | |
| fddcwx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fddcwx/a_group_of_squids_is_called_a/,17408,459,A group of squids is called a,SQUAD | |
| bmbo4u,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bmbo4u/the_alphabet_is_simple_a_b_c/,17369,2105,"The alphabet is simple: A, B, C, ________",DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ | |
| jqvxy8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jqvxy8/i_hate_reddit_its_full_of_liars_karma_whores_and/,17362,468,"I hate reddit. It’s full of liars, karma whores and reposters. Give me 1_____ and I’ll delete this account and never return.",SILVER&1GIANTDILDO | |
| aalfnt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aalfnt/youtube_rewind_would_be_so_much_better_if_was_in/,17357,745,"Youtube rewind would be so much better, if ____ was in it.",NOBODY | |
| ftjk8r,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ftjk8r/live_laugh_l/,17330,729,"Live, Laugh, L_____",ISTERINE | |
| de2jzv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/de2jzv/the_name_is_bond_bond/,17300,694,"The name is Bond, ______ Bond",BOND | |
| f5nqnl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f5nqnl/guys_i_just_killed_somebody_what_do_i_do_now/,17277,756,"Guys I just killed somebody, what do I do now?",FUCKTHECORPSE | |
| da9sl9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/da9sl9/my_uncles_a_magician_he_once_made_my_disappear/,17257,483,My uncle’s a magician. He once made my ______ disappear.,VIRGINITY | |
| efgzdm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/efgzdm/i_was_molested_everyday_by_my_as_a_kid/,17233,698,I was molested everyday by my ________ as a kid,PRINTER | |
| ar7uwu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ar7uwu/not_on_my_christian_server/,17222,685,_____? Not on MY Christian server!,JEWS | |
| fixvkz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fixvkz/rich_people_have_dogs_poor_people_have/,17198,963,"Rich people have dogs, poor people have _________",DOG | |
| dblq27,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dblq27/spirits_ive_never_heard_i_love_you_before/,17196,660,"Spirits, I’ve never heard “I love you” before.",LOL | |
| bkdh8c,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bkdh8c/old_mcdonald_had_a_e_i_e_i_o/,17201,462,"Old McDonald had a _______, e i e i o!",STROKE | |
| e2yngr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e2yngr/how_much_of_pi_can_the_spirits_give_me/,17190,806,How much of Pi can the spirits give me?,Π | |
| afy7ii,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/afy7ii/im_not_racist_but_i_cant_stand/,17160,1782,"I'm not racist, but I can't stand _________", | |
| i32h3t,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i32h3t/if_jesus_died_for_our_sin_who_will_die_for_our/,17156,402,"If Jesus died for our sin, who will die for our cos and tan?",OBIWAN | |
| id7eps,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/id7eps/i_just_met_a_girl_and_the_only_thing_prettier/,17159,468,I just met a girl and the only thing prettier than her smile is her ___________,COCK | |
| ewlvex,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ewlvex/spirits_what_do_you_think_of_thus/,17139,549,"Spirits, What do you think of thus?",GAY | |
| gxfcxp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gxfcxp/if_i_get_1_ill_delete_my_account/,17119,373,If I get 1 __________ I’ll delete my account.,UPVOTE | |
| gm50vs,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gm50vs/okay_i_admit_was_a_little_far_but_it_was_kinda/,17120,514,"Okay, I admit ________ was a little far, but it was kinda funny, right?",9/11 | |
| diy3on,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/diy3on/what_do_you_do_with_a_drunken_sailor/,17114,457,What do you do with a drunken sailor?,SHAVEHISBALLSWITHARUSTYRAZOR | |
| 9s8ayk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9s8ayk/so_guys_we_did_it_we_reached_a_quarter_of_a/,17119,475,"So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a million ____________",UPVOTES | |
| j01ssy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j01ssy/if_i_see_one_more_post_saying_100_and_ill_blah/,17107,343,"If I see one more post saying “100 ⬆️ and I’ll blah blah blah”, I will literally _____",BLAHBLAHBLAH | |
| b57r0p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b57r0p/since_heck_is_often_used_as_a_replacement_for/,17093,461,"Since ""Heck"" is often used as a replacement for ""Hell"", we should replace ""Heaven"" with ""______"".",HENTAI | |
| dnqtci,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dnqtci/baby_boomers_gen_x_gen_y_gen_z_what_comes_next/,17083,643,"Baby boomers, Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z, what comes next?",GENOCIDE | |
| b2iy80,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b2iy80/what_is_the_nword_for_asian_people/,17066,820,What is the N-word for asian people?,NINJA | |
| fmdj1p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fmdj1p/r_used_to_be_the_good_sub_but_now_it_is_a_shithole/,16992,722,"r/_________ used to be the good sub, but now it is a shithole",ASKOUIJA | |
| b3qmu2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b3qmu2/make_america_again/,16982,822,Make America __________ again.,BRITAIN | |
| ics5lj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ics5lj/i_love_the_smell_of_in_the_morning/,16963,786,I love the smell of _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ in the morning,NAPALM | |
| fnn359,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fnn359/people_born_in_postwar_era_are_called_boomers/,16934,635,"People born in post-war era are called boomers, middle aged women asking for the manager are Karens, adolescents who insist on partying amidst a pandemic are _______.",IDIOTS | |
| b3059g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b3059g/voldemort_never_wanted_to_kill_harry_he_just/,16928,686,Voldemort never wanted to kill Harry. He just wanted to _____ him.,MILK | |
| fvg2qd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fvg2qd/waiter_waiter_theres_a_in_my_soup/,16895,833,Waiter! Waiter! There’s a ______ in my soup!,WAITER | |
| a4uzg9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a4uzg9/as_will_smith_famously_said_its_time/,16849,923,"As Will Smith famously said, It’s ________ time",PIZZA | |
| adfmy1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/adfmy1/his_palms_are_sweaty_knees_weak_arms_are_heavy/,16846,745,"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s ______.",DEAD | |
| f8jc9o,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f8jc9o/if_this_gets_gold_ill/,16831,615,"If this gets gold, I'll __________.",DIET | |
| d19q2a,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d19q2a/i_bet_you_cant_type_a_link_with_this_concept/,16790,552,I bet you can't type a link with this concept.,HTTPS://WWW.REDDIT.COM/R/ASKOUIJA | |
| cpcakh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cpcakh/i_finally_had_the_guts_to_ask_out_my_crush_she/,16764,852,"I finally had the guts to ask out my crush, she said ______.",YESNT | |
| fvvin0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fvvin0/can_you_spell_on_backwards/,16765,2430,Can you spell ON backwards,YES | |
| cq8njq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cq8njq/raskouija_is_for_virgins_i_post_to_r/,16731,450,r/AskOuija is for virgins. I post to r/_____.,ASKOUIJA | |
| hhn0f9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hhn0f9/i_finally_did_it_i_went_to_my_crush_and_said/,16716,562,I finally did it! I went to my crush and said __________,NICEASSBITCH | |
| ho4i3t,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ho4i3t/oh_my_god_you_cummed_in_my/,16707,891,Oh my god! You cummed in my ____?,SAXOPHONE | |
| co60v9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/co60v9/an_alien_just_landed_his_first_word_was/,16673,995,An alien just landed! His first word was ______ .,NOPE | |
| cjuk58,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cjuk58/ouija_go_youre_drunk/,16661,465,Ouija go ______ you’re drunk,DRIVE | |
| fqu477,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fqu477/what_in_the_fuck_is_the_mitochondria/,16630,398,What in the fuck is the mitochondria?,POWERHOUSEOFTHECELL | |
| exe3nl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/exe3nl/im_not_homophobic_i_have_loads_of_gay/,16623,538,"I’m not homophobic, I have loads of gay _______",SEX | |
| a86qq8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a86qq8/joe_the_test_results_came_back_im_sorry_youre/,16620,920,"Joe, the test results came back. I'm sorry. You're _________.",JOE | |
| iwttdc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iwttdc/you_know_that_moment_when_caps_lock_is_on_and_you/,16608,273,yOU KNOW THAT MOMENT WHEN CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU PRESS SHIFT TO CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER BUT MAKE IT THE ONLY LETTER THAT ISN'T CAPITALIZED?,NO | |
| c68x2p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c68x2p/gay_lesbian_pfft_amateurs_im/,16609,667,Gay? Lesbian? Pfft... amateurs i’m______!,SAD | |
| cvnuo2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cvnuo2/is_the_greatest_marvel_villain_of_all_time/,16598,454,_______ is the greatest Marvel villain of all time.,DISNEY | |
| awvyir,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/awvyir/the_test_results_came_back_i_definitely_have/,16594,643,The test results came back. I definitely have ________ cancer.,NO | |
| 8w1tvr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8w1tvr/usa_more_like_us/,16562,505,U.S.A.? More like U.S.____.,SR | |
| e6gen7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e6gen7/spirits_how_far_can_you_get_in_singing_allstar_by/,16530,3496,"Spirits, how far can you get in singing Allstar by Smash Mouth?",NO | |
| dme8wo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dme8wo/racism_is_illegal_and_therefore_now_called/,16516,392,Racism is illegal and therefore now called _______,POLICE | |
| ae49bl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ae49bl/a_new_deadly_disease_has_been_discovered_in_south/,16488,478,A new deadly disease has been discovered in South Korea named ‘____’,KPOP | |
| bssvbm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bssvbm/your_honour_my_client_is_not_guilty_the_evidence/,16488,394,"Your Honour, my client is not guilty. The evidence shows he was clearly _____.",WHITE | |
| f9u7k2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f9u7k2/in_italy_corona_virus_is_called/,16484,538,"In Italy, Corona virus is called _________",MAMMAMIA | |
| asrcvw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/asrcvw/black_people_have_the_nword_pass_white_people/,16464,466,Black people have the N-word pass. White people have the ______ pass.,POLICE | |
| 9c98xv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9c98xv/it_takes_a_lot_of_balls_to_the_way_i_do/,16432,357,It takes a lot of balls to _____ the way I do.,GOLF | |
| gpp3rx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gpp3rx/spirits_when_exactly_will_i_die/,16428,997,"Spirits, when exactly will I die?",NOVEMBER24TH2PM2051 | |
| h0b48u,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/h0b48u/scooby_said_ruh_roh_shaggy_said_zoinks_velma_said/,16395,564,"Scooby said ""ruh roh"" Shaggy said ""zoinks"" Velma said ""jinkies"" And Daphne said ""jeepers"". What did Fred say?",FUCK | |
| e5gm1f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e5gm1f/after_one_year_on_reddit_ive_learned_that/,16390,470,"After one year on reddit, I've learned that ______",EPSTEINDIDNTKILLHIMSELF | |
| 7pnznp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/7pnznp/its_not_murder_if_you_use_a/,16369,531,It’s not murder if you use a _______.,COP | |
| ab2qyq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ab2qyq/i_was_having_sex_when_all_of_a_sudden_she/,16365,892,I was having sex when all of a sudden she ___________,WOKEUP | |
| f96ytl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f96ytl/one_two_buckle_my_shoe_three_four_shut_the/,16360,348,"One, two, buckle my shoe! Three, four, shut the ____",FUCKUP | |
| clh1pt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/clh1pt/i_identify_as_trans/,16336,875,I identify as Trans_____,PARENT | |
| ecd9gp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ecd9gp/country_roads_take_me_home_to_the_place_i_belong/,16309,670,"Country roads, take me home To the place I belong ________",WET#VAGINA | |
| hcljvb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hcljvb/asexual_means_you_are_sexually_attracted_to/,16299,589,Asexual means you are sexually attracted to ____,A | |
| k06zn9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k06zn9/spirits_lets_settle_this_is_it_gay_to_be_pegged/,16276,794,"Spirits, lets settle this. Is it gay to be pegged by a girl?",NO | |
| b5gq77,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b5gq77/theres_nothing_better_than_a_warm_glass_of/,16257,526,There's nothing better than a warm glass of_____,ICE | |
| 9xspjh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9xspjh/spirits_who_was_stan_lees_favorite_superhero/,16248,619,"Spirits, who was Stan Lee’s favorite Superhero?",YOU | |
| fhx9uu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fhx9uu/everyone_is_talking_about_covid19_like_its_a_big/,16244,802,Everyone is talking about Covid-19 like it's a big deal. ________ is way scarier and more deadly.,OBIWANKENOBI | |
| dimckt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dimckt/the_first_step_is_admitting_im_a/,16238,568,The first step is admitting. I'm a ______.,DORABLE | |
| ab8ohy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ab8ohy/dogs_go_woof_pigs_go_oink_humans_go/,16222,1026,Dogs go WOOF. Pigs go OINK. Humans go ______.,OHSHIT | |
| ammuul,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ammuul/lgbt_stands_for_lesbian_gay_bisexual_and/,16207,1055,"LGBT stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and __________",TONY | |
| lxfl5l,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/lxfl5l/_/,16168,650,⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡾⠿⠿⠿⠿⢶⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣻⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⠀⣾⣟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠙⠛⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣤⣴⣶⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⡏⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣼⣷⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⢻⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠈⠻⠷⠾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⣀⣠⣴⡿⠙⠛⠿⠿,SUS | |
| a2lk6m,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a2lk6m/if_women_have_equal_rights_then_they_should_have/,16126,453,"If women have equal rights, then they should have equal ________.",LEFTS | |
| abttt8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/abttt8/emperor_palpatines_first_name_is/,16112,662,Emperor Palpatine's first name is ___________.,EMPEROR | |
| eqiat5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eqiat5/ok_spirits_for_the_next_30_days_i_will_only_be/,16088,661,"Ok spirits, for the next 30 days I will only be able to masturbate to Pornhub videos that include _________ in the title",PHINEAS&FERB | |
| gdkos5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gdkos5/5g_towers_cause/,16071,672,5g towers cause ______,5G | |
| 9q3pnc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9q3pnc/if_my_age_is_on_the_clock_im_ready_for_the/,16074,533,"""If my age is on the clock, I'm ready for the __________""",GLOCK | |
| c6zgjk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c6zgjk/george_bush_confirms_911_was_a_job/,16038,550,George Bush confirms 9/11 was a ____job.,BLOW | |
| bsle6j,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bsle6j/tips_fedora_m/,16015,365,*tips fedora* M’______,NIGGA | |
| atuk1c,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/atuk1c/vladimir_putin_just_announced_that_russia_will/,16010,855,Vladimir Putin just announced that Russia will invade _____,ITSELF | |
| aqtxtf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aqtxtf/if_her_age_is_on_the_clock_shes_ready_for_the/,15998,809,"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the ____",GLOCK | |
| 9r8xrl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9r8xrl/kowalski/,15986,602,"Kowalski, ______",ANAL | |
| fon2ju,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fon2ju/ww3_helicopters_killing_famous_people_bush_fires/,15991,684,"WW3, helicopters killing famous people, bush fires, pandemics. What else will happen in 2020?",HORNYGARFIELD | |
| 9lmmgh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9lmmgh/there_are_3_ws_that_i_love_women_work_and/,15975,661,"There are 3 W’s that I love: Women, Work, and ______.",WALUIGI | |
| a2ct02,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a2ct02/fuck_windows_use_instead/,15975,512,Fuck Windows. Use _____ instead.,DOORS | |
| ed03t2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ed03t2/im_38_and_still_with_my_parents/,15963,394,I'm 38 and still ______ with my parents,SHOWER | |
| ezvjr5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ezvjr5/yay_my_wife_got_a_new_and_im_so_excited/,15941,560,Yay! My wife got a new __________ and I'm so excited,HUSBAND | |
| i1bsmm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i1bsmm/sweet_ive_never_fucked_a_chick_before/,15917,708,Sweet! I’ve never fucked a _________ chick before!, | |
| 8z11to,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8z11to/i_love_chan/,15910,560,I love _______-chan,JACKIE | |
| i6zn3i,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i6zn3i/finaly_after_7_years_my_girlfriend_is/,15891,561,"Finaly, after 7 years, my girlfriend is _____ !",SEVEN | |
| drsbbo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/drsbbo/if_ouija_can_spell_delete_your_account_ill_do_it/,15879,645,If ouija can spell ‘DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT’ I’ll do it,DELETEYOURACCOUNT | |
| 947pfd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/947pfd/we_are_nothing_without/,15868,1048,We are nothing without _________,PULLEDPORK | |
| 9sjcx2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9sjcx2/i_laughed_and_came_out_my_nose/,15864,1060,I laughed and _______ came out my nose., | |
| my6fmp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/my6fmp/what_does_wap_stand_for/,15863,640,What does WAP stand for?,WIRELESSACCESSPOINT | |
| iq2shy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iq2shy/at_our_gender_reveal_party_we_announced_that_our/,15842,757,"At our gender reveal party, we announced that our baby is a ____!",BOMB | |
| f0s5p6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f0s5p6/i_am_unsubscribing_from_this_subreddit_because/,15823,600,I am unsubscribing from this subreddit because your answers are not funny. And you try to be funny., | |
| ax3r04,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ax3r04/i_my_girlfriend_last_night/,15827,811,“i _____ my girlfriend last night”,RESPECTED | |
| a15zpf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a15zpf/optimists_say_the_glass_is_half_full_realists_say/,15783,514,Optimists say the glass is half full. Realists say the glass is _____.,GLASS | |
| d3kiqf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d3kiqf/spirit_can_you_speak_german/,15771,666,"Spirit, can you speak German?",SI | |
| cnwv6p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cnwv6p/girl_i_lost_my_virginity_at_18_boy_i_lost_mine_at/,15771,1124,Girl: i Lost my virginity at 18. Boy: i Lost mine at ______. Nice.,69 | |
| b4ukiv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b4ukiv/yeah_i_eat/,15763,1054,"Yeah, I eat _________.", | |
| k3xxm2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k3xxm2/whats_the_most_nsfw_thing_the_spirts_can_say/,15752,422,What's the most nsfw thing the spirts can say,PEEPEE | |
| cdmoji,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cdmoji/this_post_is_doomed_to_be/,15746,307,This post is doomed to be ______.,UPVOTED | |
| alowbn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/alowbn/star_wars_is_good_and_all_but_personally_i_prefer/,15713,616,"Star Wars is good and all, but personally I prefer ____ Wars",WORLD | |
| ahvzk5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ahvzk5/i_donated_my_to_the_cancer_kids_at_the_hospital/,15699,625,I donated my ____ to the cancer kids at the hospital,CANCER | |
| gvmwab,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gvmwab/its_over_anakin_i_have_the/,15680,676,It's over Anakin! I have the __________,HENTAI | |
| brpa5y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/brpa5y/nigga_nigga_nigga_nigga_im_100/,15656,489,"Nigga nigga nigga nigga, I'm 100% _____.",WHITE | |
| dj6duz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dj6duz/will_i_ever_get_a_girlfriend/,15639,601,Will i ever get a girlfriend?,LOL | |
| adn3u9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/adn3u9/people_born_roughly_between_1982_and_2000_are/,15636,771,People born roughly between 1982 and 2000 are commonly referred to as ____________,HORSES | |
| 8j3lyc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8j3lyc/the_plural_of_calzone_is/,15584,215,The plural of calzone is _____.,CALZTWO | |
| bq2nsn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bq2nsn/no_i_am_not_going_to_have_with_you/,15516,709,No! I am not going to have ____ with you!,CANNEDSALMON | |
| aoqr6g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aoqr6g/if_i_die_my_last_word_will_be/,15517,1116,"If I die, my last word will be _____",OOF | |
| aavka3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aavka3/where_can_i_pick_up_some_hot_chicks/,15488,822,Where can I pick up some hot chicks?,KFC | |
| ctokqo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ctokqo/tomorrow_i_start_my_new_job_as_a_doortodoor/,15476,499,Tomorrow I start my new job as a door-to-door ________ salesman.,DOOR | |
| ci8d8m,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ci8d8m/in_males_pee_is_stored_in_the_balls_therefore_in/,15471,557,"In males, pee is stored in the balls. Therefore in females, pee is stored in the ______",BOOBS | |
| aevnmr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aevnmr/draw_me_like_one_of_your_french/,15469,679,Draw me like one of your French ________,FRIES | |
| 8kpyc9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8kpyc9/man_my_test_just_came_back_negative/,15461,348,"Man, my ___ test just came back negative.",IQ | |
| ad6jy4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ad6jy4/spirits_is_everything_on_this_sub_just_borderline/,15448,524,"Spirits, is everything on this sub just borderline shitposts?",GNOME | |
| erd556,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/erd556/wake_up_grandpa_its_time_to_take_your/,15441,575,"Wake up, Grandpa. It’s time to take your ________.",LIFE | |
| dvanbv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dvanbv/i_thought_my_gf_was_pregnant_turns_out_shes_just/,15444,708,I thought my gf was pregnant.. turns out she's just _____.,ELEVEN | |
| b9s2g7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b9s2g7/america_is_doomed_is_the_new_president/,15426,733,America is doomed. _______ is the new president.,OUIJA | |
| eazyhx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eazyhx/dont_do_kids/,15398,822,Don’t do ______ kids, | |
| gguqbi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gguqbi/is_the_most_beautiful_woman_in_the_world/,15363,496,____ is the most beautiful woman in the world,MOM | |
| 9zo4kx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9zo4kx/im_cursed_to_become_each_and_every_night/,15361,475,I’m cursed to become _____ each and every night.,SLEEPY | |
| fo4jii,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fo4jii/what_is_shreks_last_name/,15358,713,What is Shrek’s last name?,OBAMA | |
| c8l1jh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c8l1jh/the_mitochondria_is_the_of_the_cell/,15340,575,The mitochondria is the _______ of the cell,BITCH | |
| jmwy43,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jmwy43/no_nut_november_thats_easy_af_i_go_for_no_november/,15336,576,No Nut November? That's easy af. I go for No _______ November.,RACISM | |
| b7zh7g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b7zh7g/its_april_1st_that_means_its_april_day/,15340,382,It's April 1st! That means it's April ______ day!,1ST | |
| ef0a7l,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ef0a7l/ass_or_tits/,15320,647,Ass or tits?,PENIS | |
| fct6bu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fct6bu/i_my_girlfriend/,15314,813,I _____ my girlfriend,AM | |
| ank4pe,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ank4pe/youre_walking_in_the_woods_theres_no_one_around/,15300,1206,You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: ______________,OJSIMPSON | |
| 9g9rma,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9g9rma/pretty_much_90_answers_in_raskouija_consist_of/,15287,941,"Pretty much 90% answers in r/AskOuija consist of: Gay, Waluigi, Yeet, N-word, 9/11, Dick, and You. Anything to add?", | |
| auye38,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/auye38/i_have_a_crush_on_him_therefore_im_gonna_him/,15260,639,"I have a crush on him, therefore, I’m gonna ______ him",CRUSH | |
| htvgss,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/htvgss/she_said_she_couldnt_wear_a_mask_shes/,15253,482,"She said she couldn't wear a mask, she's ________________",DEAD | |
| ef8yxl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ef8yxl/some_got_1000_coins_others_got_250_i_got/,15244,537,"Some got 1000 coins, others got 250, i got______",MOLESTEDBYMYUNCLE | |
| a9eynb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a9eynb/after_years_of_trying_to_have_a_baby_i_can/,15217,704,"After years of trying to have a baby, i can finally say that my wife is finally _______ !",ABABY | |
| i583ha,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i583ha/what_does_the_w_in_nsfw_stand_for/,15205,760,What does the W in NSFW stand for?,W | |
| avkob7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/avkob7/this_is_the_way_the_world_ends_not_with_a_bang/,15208,460,This is the way the world ends: not with a bang but a ____________.,BOING | |
| dlik6p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dlik6p/fact_87_of_americans_believe_in/,15198,496,FACT: 87% of Americans believe in __________!,YOU | |
| c2fwam,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c2fwam/moooom_phineas_and_ferb_did/,15204,635,"Moooom, Phineas and Ferb did _______.",9/11 | |
| bor9lj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bor9lj/introducing_the_newest_infinity_stone_the_stone/,15172,474,"Introducing the newest infinity stone, the _________ stone!",KIDNEY | |
| b7pqne,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b7pqne/raskouija_determine_my_sexuality/,15164,647,"r/AskOuija, determine my sexuality.",VEGAN | |
| hds7tg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hds7tg/wait_are_you_guys_actually_i_thought_we_were/,15156,445,Wait are you guys actually _____? I thought we were joking :(,GAY | |
| cn2f50,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cn2f50/boris_johnson_just_announced_that_instead_of/,15140,643,"Boris Johnson just announced that instead of leaving the EU, the UK will leave ____ instead.",EARTH | |
| hxj830,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hxj830/the_earth_isnt_flat_its/,15111,634,The earth isn’t flat. It’s ________,FLACCID | |
| e9lfvm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e9lfvm/a_teacher_got_fired_because_he_a_child/,15112,700,A teacher got fired because he ______ a child.,IS | |
| bhxvb7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bhxvb7/hands_up_youre_under/,15108,590,"Hands up, you’re under ______.",AGE | |
| a1hgon,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a1hgon/its_a_dog_dog_world_out_there/,15106,588,Its a dog _____ dog world out there.,DOG | |
| gukf3x,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gukf3x/if_i_get_awards_ill_delete_my_account/,15094,378,If I get _____ award(s). I'll delete my account!,NO | |
| b0nztp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b0nztp/hey_can_i_borrow_50000_for/,15095,624,Hey can I borrow $50000 for _____,FREE | |
| i8snm3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i8snm3/schools_are_reopened_i_can_hear_the_again/,15071,364,"Schools are reopened, I can hear the ____________ again!",GUNSHOTS | |
| gd61jm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gd61jm/theres_sex_without_love_theres_love_without_sex/,15045,598,"There’s sex without love, there’s love without sex, and here’s me without __________",BUTTER | |
| d9x0ct,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d9x0ct/im_not_gay_but_ill_suck_your_dick_for/,15010,557,"I'm not gay, but I'll suck your dick for ____.",FREE | |
| d8ngv1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d8ngv1/how_to_spell_radar_backwards/,15001,299,How to spell radar backwards _____?,ЯAꓷAЯ | |
| gjefyp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gjefyp/i_wish_my_girlfriend_had_a_better/,15003,951,I wish my girlfriend had a better _______,BOYFRIEND | |
| dqm02i,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dqm02i/if_only_intelligent_people_reproduce_its_eugenics/,14997,454,"If only intelligent people reproduce, it's eugenics. If only stupid people reproduce, it's _________",AMERICA | |
| eahl4x,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eahl4x/aww_darling_you_cant_have_until_youre_18/,14997,684,"Aww darling, you can't have ___ until you're 18.",FOOD | |
| cxt5j8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cxt5j8/this_post_to_die_instantly/,14994,409,_____ this post to die instantly!,CREATE | |
| iid805,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iid805/the_world_would_be_better_without/,14991,855,The world would be better without _______.,REDDIT | |
| bfnjew,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bfnjew/sex_is_great_and_all_but_have_you_ever_tried/,14959,965,"Sex is great and all, but have you ever tried ____?",EGGPLANT | |
| 9k6que,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9k6que/ｓｐｉｒｉｔｓ_ｗｈａｔ_ｄｏ_ｙｏｕ_ｔｈｉｎｋ_ｏｆ_ｍｙ_ｎｅｗ_ｆｏｎｔ/,14966,572,Ｓｐｉｒｉｔｓ， ｗｈａｔ ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｎｅｗ ｆｏｎｔ？,FUCKOFF | |
| awfb36,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/awfb36/i_gave_my_kid_for_his_birthday/,14959,705,I gave my kid ____ for his birthday.,AWAY | |
| aqzkhd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aqzkhd/gimme_all_the_you_have_and_ill_turn_it_to_gold/,14938,452,Gimme all the _____ you have and I'll turn it to gold,GOLD | |
| a6rsdi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a6rsdi/dad_id_like_you_to_meet_my_new_girlfriend_her/,14923,662,"Dad, I’d like you to meet my new girlfriend. Her name is _________.",MOM | |
| 9rk0qm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9rk0qm/the_makeawish_kid_just_found_out_hes_going_to/,14929,531,"The Make-A-Wish Kid just found out he’s going to live after all, so I went in to see him and gave him ______!",CANCER | |
| amr4dd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/amr4dd/sorry_we_dont_have_coke_is_okay/,14909,611,"Sorry, we don't have coke, is ________ okay?",METH | |
| hylyk0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hylyk0/yeah_hitler_is_bad_but_have_you_ever_met/,14895,897,"Yeah Hitler is bad, but have you ever met _______?",MONDAYS | |
| hvry8c,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hvry8c/breaking_declared_war_on_the_usa/,14880,684,BREAKING: _____ declared war on the USA!,USA | |
| a5qtpx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a5qtpx/im_not_racist_racism_is_a_crime_and_crimes_are_for/,14868,647,"I'm not racist! Racism is a crime, and crimes are for _____.",RACISTS | |
| dhc0mn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dhc0mn/1_beat_the_butter_2_beat_the_eggs_3_beat_the/,14866,650,1. Beat the Butter 2. Beat the eggs 3. Beat the ____________,WIFE | |
| fgca7v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fgca7v/babe_im_feeling_kinky_today_should_we_use_the/,14856,667,Babe I’m feeling kinky today. Should we use the______,LOBSTER | |
| fszjq8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fszjq8/when_my_bf_is_cuming_he_always_yells/,14850,1175,"When my bf is cuming, he always yells ______",KINDAGARFIELD | |
| ejgmzv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ejgmzv/breaking_news_scientists_discover_that_dark/,14846,631,BREAKING NEWS: Scientists discover that dark matter is _________,DARK | |
| 8fr2ci,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8fr2ci/is_raskoujia_just_a_random_word_generator/,14838,563,Is r/AskOujia just a random word generator?,ENGLAND | |
| f3qqhu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f3qqhu/shit_its_and_i_didnt_prepare/,14826,363,Shit! It’s ___________ and I didn’t prepare.,CAKEDAY | |
| bsefiy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bsefiy/instead_of_mexico_trump_should_build_a_wall_around/,14804,645,"Instead of Mexico, Trump should build a wall around _____",ALABAMA | |
| ddmo3x,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ddmo3x/maam_is_short_for_madam_sir_is_short_for/,14806,582,"""Ma'am"" is short for ""madam"", ""sir"" is short for ___________.",SEMEN | |
| afsqro,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/afsqro/do_you_know_what_time_it_is_its_time_to_ddddd/,14806,692,Do you know what time it is? It's time to d-d-d-d-d_________!,IE | |
| ai2q5e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ai2q5e/i_put_my_dick_in_a_and_im_proud/,14787,1364,"I PUT MY DICK IN A _______, AND IM PROUD!",KID | |
| dfn22q,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dfn22q/marie_antoinette_once_said_let_them_eat/,14787,419,"Marie Antoinette once said, “Let them eat ____!”",ASS | |
| aszvkz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aszvkz/all_i_got_for_my_cake_day_was_some/,14787,496,All I got for my cake day was some ________,KARMA | |
| idtzgr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/idtzgr/honestly_the_fact_that_exist_is_disgusting/,14778,690,"Honestly, the fact that __________ exist is disgusting.",I | |
| ew6eay,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ew6eay/you_me_now/,14759,673,You. Me. _______. Now.,STAPLER | |
| lgs9wf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/lgs9wf/is_it_still_gay_when_you_say_no_homo_after/,14735,302,"Is it still gay when you say ""No homo"" after finishing a 12 hour anal session with the homies?",NO | |
| iyudtg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iyudtg/100_and_i_will_my_wife/,14726,463,100 ⬆ and I will ____ my wife.,LOVE | |
| 8vij7m,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8vij7m/all_the_girls_in_the_room_love_it_when_i/,14715,480,All the girls in the room love it when I____________,LEAVE | |
| b9ln0q,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b9ln0q/mother_gives_birth_doctor_congratulations_its_a/,14705,662,"*Mother gives birth*. Doctor: ""Congratulations! It's a ______ """,DOPTED | |
| dwmxvq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dwmxvq/i_fell_down_the_stairs_and_broke_my/,14709,621,I fell down the stairs and broke my ______.,STAIRS | |
| cecvma,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cecvma/i_believe_i_can/,14677,679,I believe I can ___,'T | |
| j5nniu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j5nniu/is_a_cunt/,14669,498,_____ is a cunt,U/JEPNET72 | |
| 8vdtxf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8vdtxf/im_proud_to_be_american_where_at_least_i_know_im/,14665,895,I’m proud to be American where at least I know I’m _______,RACIST | |
| e4ifql,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e4ifql/there_are_approximately_1010300_words_in_the/,14663,432,"There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string together enough words to properly express how much I want to ___________.",DIE | |
| hgfivp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hgfivp/im_not_a_boob_guy_or_a_butt_guy_im_a_guy/,14655,584,"I'm not a boob guy or a butt guy, I'm a ______ guy",GAY | |
| iei3n4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iei3n4/10_likes_and_ill/,14649,435,10 likes and I’ll ______.,FUCKMYSTACKOFPENCILS | |
| hqe7ex,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hqe7ex/in_december_2020_we_will_finally/,14635,594,"In December 2020, We will finally ______",DIE | |
| jv69a5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jv69a5/is_your_girl_thicc_likes_the_outdoors_and_has/,14629,357,"Is your girl thicc, likes the outdoors, and has long lushes locks. That’s not your girl that’s ______",BINLADEN | |
| deztqq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/deztqq/china_more_like/,14607,527,China? More like,VAGINA | |
| a50nk6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a50nk6/fun_fact_jfks_last_words_were_can_you_pass_me_the/,14601,754,Fun Fact: JFK’s last words were “Can you pass me the _________?”,BULLET | |
| bzvcgu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bzvcgu/my_grandfather_passed_away_on_his_deathbed_last/,14593,843,"My grandfather passed away on his deathbed last night. His last words to me were: ""_____"".",GG | |
| 9wu7pb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9wu7pb/posts_that_beg_for_karma_will_now_be_instantly/,14584,473,Posts that beg for karma will now be instantly _________!,UPVOTED | |
| 9yf7bo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9yf7bo/despa/,14582,456,Despa____,IR | |
| dgqpbr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dgqpbr/whats_the_correct_spelling_center_or_centre/,14530,355,What's the correct spelling: center or centre?,CENTAUR | |
| ituy0r,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ituy0r/was_behind_911/,14529,486,__________ was behind 9/11,9/10 | |
| cmgqj9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cmgqj9/how_do_i_tell_my_parents_that_im_gay/,14507,471,How do I tell my parents that I'm gay?,FUCKDAD | |
| h92uku,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/h92uku/we_should_change_the_name_askouija_to/,14506,347,"We should change the name ""AskOuija"" to __________",ASKWALUIGI | |
| frvwih,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/frvwih/im_a_fully_grown_man_and_i_can_watch_all_i_want/,14484,710,I'm a fully grown man and i can watch _____ all i want,POWERRANGERS | |
| fk812f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fk812f/kiss_me_im/,14481,692,Kiss me. I’m ______.,GARFIELD | |
| 9xy7p7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9xy7p7/thanos_was_actually_pretty/,14478,650,Thanos was actually pretty ______, | |
| eepq4f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eepq4f/my_girlfriend_has_the_prettiest_ive_ever_seen/,14463,827,My girlfriend has the prettiest ________ I’ve ever seen,DICK | |
| izhwe9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/izhwe9/one_and_for_my_cake_day_i_will_myself/,14456,382,One ⬆️ and for my cake day I will _______ myself,LOVE | |
| dcshsc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dcshsc/what_is_dr_phils_first_name/,14459,654,What is Dr. Phil's first name ?,DR. | |
| goirou,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/goirou/god_isnt_jesuss_real_father_is/,14446,803,"God isn't jesus's real father, __________ is.",SQUIDWARD | |
| e7gfkx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e7gfkx/i_touched_my_girlfriends_for_the_first_time/,14418,1027,I touched my girlfriends _______ for the first time,PENIS | |
| af9rrc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/af9rrc/how_many_times_do_i_have_to_say_this_are_not/,14408,845,"How many times do I have to say this, ________ are not people!",FURRIES | |
| cjc2yp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cjc2yp/lmao_jk_rowling_forgot_that_was_gay_too/,14402,559,Lmao JK Rowling forgot that ______ was gay too!,I | |
| ca9cnz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ca9cnz/theres_a_in_my_boot/,14395,705,There's a ______ in my boot!,FOOT | |
| ax9084,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ax9084/right_before_killing_himself_hitler_said/,14388,905,"Right before killing himself, Hitler said ""___________""",9 | |
| eic3e7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eic3e7/2020_is_already_full_of_shit_my_wife_cheated_at/,14390,389,"2020 is already full of shit. My wife cheated at midnight, my kids aren’t mine and my mother in law ________ my brother.",IS | |
| a9yy78,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a9yy78/two_birds_one/,14380,533,Two birds one ____,CUP | |
| 9kjx7e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9kjx7e/men_cant_say_the_c_word_women_cant_say/,14378,694,"Men can’t say the C word, women can’t say ________",ANYTHING | |
| ffr6ax,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ffr6ax/what_toy_should_my_partner_and_i_use_in_the/,14367,554,What toy should my partner and I use in the bedroom next?,BUZZLIGHTYEAR | |
| mc5dtu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/mc5dtu/aimee_challenor_is_a/,14363,680,Aimee Challenor is a _____,PEDO | |
| cs7zyh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cs7zyh/mcdonalds_has_launched_a_new_burger_featuring/,14357,513,"McDonald’s has launched a new burger, featuring _______ sauce!",V | |
| ej6b72,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ej6b72/i_googled_my_symptoms_and_apparently_i_have/,14345,708,I googled my symptoms and apparently I have _____.,SYMPTOMS | |
| f0l3r0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f0l3r0/argh_i_just_cant_anymore_im_going_to_myself/,14337,538,Argh. I just can't anymore; I'm going to ____ myself.,LOVE | |
| fl8y33,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fl8y33/when_will_2020_stop_being_horrible/,14334,632,When will 2020 stop being horrible?,2021 | |
| goyehd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/goyehd/sorry_babe_the_stay_on_during_sex/,14307,645,"Sorry Babe, the ________ stay on during sex...",CROCS | |
| by73gw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/by73gw/nobody_ask_ouija/,14299,388,Nobody: Ask Ouija:___,GOODBYE | |
| h0ss0y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/h0ss0y/im_not_a_virgin_im_a/,14268,657,"I’m not a virgin, I’m a _________.",SIMP | |
| b2cv05,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b2cv05/both_my_priest_and_my_uncle_like_to_me/,14239,634,Both my priest and my uncle like to _____ me. 😊,HUG | |
| f6pz3f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f6pz3f/i_remembered_my_cake_day_this_year_woohoo_what/,14240,498,"I remembered my cake day this year, woohoo! What will I get, kind spirits?",ANAL | |
| dpz6ic,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dpz6ic/holy_crap_just_had_a_kid_come_to_my_door_dressed/,14236,547,Holy crap. Just had a kid come to my door dressed as _________.,EPSTEIN | |
| hscz6y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hscz6y/breaking_news_donald_trump_has_died_of/,14230,1299,BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump has died of ___________,EGO | |
| a080ak,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a080ak/dont_you_hate_it_when_youre_in_the_middle_of/,14230,384,Don't you hate it when you're in the middle of making a really funny AskOuija answer and someone just Goodbyes it out of nowhere?,YE | |
| ktttmt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ktttmt/trump_just_created_an_account_on_in_a_desperate/,14214,593,Trump just created an account on _______ in a desperate attempt to reach his followers.,ONLYFANS | |
| bcpxoj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bcpxoj/guns_dont_kill_people_kill_people/,14208,829,"Guns don’t kill people, ______ kill people!",BULLETS | |
| jh2udx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jh2udx/ive_gotten_blowjobs_ive_gotten_handjobs_ive_even/,14204,274,I’ve gotten blowjobs. I’ve gotten handjobs. I’ve even gotten rimjobs... but I’ve never got a ________ job.,REAL | |
| 9gt88w,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9gt88w/the_common_term_is_cancer_but_the_scientific_name/,14187,620,"The common term is cancer, but the scientific name is really _____.",9GAG | |
| e3hhjl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e3hhjl/httpswwwyoutubecomwatchv/,14179,410,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__________,DQW4W9WGXCQ | |
| aqfmb6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aqfmb6/if_you_love_a_girl_you_must_her_trust_me_youll/,14184,872,"If you love a girl, you must ______ her. Trust me you'll feel better after.",HUG | |
| a363kc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a363kc/headset_on_knuckles_cracked_none_yep_its_gamer/,14176,358,"Headset: on. Knuckles: cracked. _____ - none. Yep, it's gamer time.",PUSSY | |
| cih5ow,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cih5ow/whats_guaranteed_to_make_her_wet/,14168,607,What's guaranteed to make her wet?,WATER | |
| et5o52,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/et5o52/yes_doctor_i_am_extremely_active/,14108,423,"Yes doctor, I am extremely ______ active.",RADIO | |
| hks95u,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hks95u/i_hate_getting_all_political_and_shit_but_what/,14082,489,"I hate getting all political and shit, but what the fuck is ______?",OATMEAL | |
| i5z3xl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i5z3xl/spirits_whos_your_favorite_pornstar/,14044,663,Spirits - who's your favorite pornstar?,OP | |
| cyaahc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cyaahc/i_lost_my_virginity_to/,14046,940,I lost my virginity to _____,ANAKIN | |
| dfw2v4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dfw2v4/kpop_more_like_k/,14038,601,K-Pop? More like K-____,KK | |
| dkgdvw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dkgdvw/for_the_last_time_im_not_gay_im/,14040,579,"For the last time I'm not gay, I'm ______",DAD | |
| ekmyye,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ekmyye/my_is_on_fire/,14033,634,My ___ is on fire!,AUSTRALIA | |
| g0dg6p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g0dg6p/spirits_i_bet_youre_too_dumb_to_roast_me_from/,14034,595,"Spirits, I bet you’re too dumb to roast me from beyond the grave and even if you try, you’ll screw it up.",URGAY | |
| agk9lf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/agk9lf/by_2020_well_have_more/,14032,616,By 2020 we'll have more ______,YEARS | |
| dqytmw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dqytmw/guess_what_timmy_did_in_the_toilet_today_he/,14014,500,Guess what Timmy did in the toilet today! He _____,DIED | |
| flnhnd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/flnhnd/no_you_know_what_im_gonna_fucking_say_it_ive_been/,14018,749,No. You know what? I'm gonna fucking say it. Ive been holding this shit in for so long I can barely stand it. I can taste it in my fucking mouth. Fuck it. Here it is. You guys are the best group of mother fucking people on Reddit. I fucking love seeing letters pop up on my phone when im lonely. Fuck,SHOO | |
| jfay1i,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jfay1i/spirits_say_my_name/,14001,440,"Spirits, say my name.",CUNT | |
| i0l698,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i0l698/press_f_to_pay/,13979,456,Press F to pay ___.,TAXES | |
| khczkm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/khczkm/spirits_why_you_cant_answer_even_a_simple/,13971,377,"Spirits, why you can't answer even a simple question normally? Let's try it again. Is sky blue?",YOUREGAY | |
| dpkw3e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dpkw3e/go_yourself/,13978,599,Go ____ yourself,LOVE | |
| ip3tjg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ip3tjg/scooby_says_rikes_shaggy_says_zoinks_velma_says/,13960,437,"Scooby says “rikes”, Shaggy says “zoinks”, Velma says “jinkies”, Daphne says “jeepers”, and Fred says “______”.",FUCK | |
| gzifty,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gzifty/welcome_everyone_todays_video_is_sponsored_by/,13956,511,Welcome everyone! Today's video is sponsored by ______,RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS | |
| anx67e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/anx67e/if_i_get_one_i_will_literally_die/,13956,561,If i get one _______ i will literally die.,UPVOTE | |
| kv2005,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kv2005/sup_can_a_loc_come_up_in_yo_crib/,13942,353,"Sup, can a loc come up in yo crib?",MANFUCKYOUI'LLSEEYOUATWORK | |
| 9wze4g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9wze4g/kirby_ate_you_kirby_now_has/,13938,764,Kirby ate you! Kirby now has _______!!!,DEPRESSION | |
| cz98on,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cz98on/you_think_hitler_is_evil_you_havent_met_yet/,13938,729,You think Hitler is evil? You haven't met ______ yet.,EA | |
| bhnd5i,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bhnd5i/1900s_ouija_will_curse_your_entire_family_2019/,13919,442,"1900s: Ouija will curse your entire family, 2019: Ouija will tell you to go _____ yourself.",LOVE | |
| a6mf63,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a6mf63/i_am_the_lorax_and_i_speak_for_the_trees_the/,13915,891,I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. The trees say ____________,FRICK | |
| h8iq62,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/h8iq62/spirits_should_i_karma_whore_for_my_cake_day/,13914,790,"Spirits, should I karma whore for my cake day?",YES | |
| 8v12la,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8v12la/upvote_if_you_love_jesus_ignore_if_you_love/,13905,383,"Upvote if you love Jesus, ignore if you love ______",DICK | |
| i3wfki,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i3wfki/a_is_for_apple_b_is_for/,13865,535,A is for Apple. B is for _______.,BAPPLE | |
| j3r4x1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j3r4x1/for_his_fight_against_covid_i_wish_donald_trump/,13834,658,"For his fight against COVID, I wish Donald Trump ___________.",GG | |
| c06blj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c06blj/i_will_buy_my_son_for_his_birthday_this_year/,13839,883,I will buy my son ________ for his birthday this year., | |
| acdan6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/acdan6/smh_some_people_actually_believe_africa_is_a/,13826,458,"Smh, some people actually believe Africa is a continent and not a ___________",SONG | |
| asdodp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/asdodp/my_mom_is_antivaxx_what_do_i_do/,13825,624,"My mom is anti-vaxx, what do I do?",DIE | |
| andi07,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/andi07/the_earth_is_not_flat_it_is/,13821,656,The Earth is not flat. It is ______ .,FAT | |
| 9rf4ga,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9rf4ga/my_sister_is_down_since_her_miscarriage_to_cheer/,13823,476,My sister is down since her miscarriage. To cheer her up I'll get her ________,PREGNANT | |
| k2n3d6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k2n3d6/sorry_babe_the_stays_on_during_sex/,13805,644,"Sorry babe, the _______ stays on during sex.",CAMERA | |
| ail1fw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ail1fw/after_dad_left_mom_became/,13799,746,"After dad left, mom became _____",DAD | |
| ct2tsy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ct2tsy/i_want_the_spirits_to_know_you_all_make_my_day/,13799,376,I want the spirits to know you all make my day everyday. I’ve been struggling with depression but going on this sub and looking at your answers lightens my day up. I love participating in this sub so much,💜 | |
| aeqdrj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aeqdrj/dwayne_the_johnson/,13794,711,"Dwayne ""The ____"" Johnson",DWAYNE | |
| db93xl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/db93xl/im_not_racist_but_kanye_is/,13784,868,"I’m not racist, but Kanye is _________.", | |
| hj4r1d,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hj4r1d/you_say_as_you_hit_a_child_on_your_motorcycle/,13767,871,“_________” You say as you hit a child on your motorcycle.,OOF | |
| jirizc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jirizc/baseball_meh_in_france_we_play/,13764,336,"Baseball? Meh, in France, we play _______.",BAGUETTEBALL | |
| g6k3cy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g6k3cy/i_start_every_morning_with_before_i_drive_to_work/,13764,536,I start every morning with _______________ before I drive to work.,CRYING | |
| etokmw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/etokmw/reddit_should_really_add_the_award/,13758,875,Reddit should really add the ____ Award.,BRUH | |
| gei0pd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gei0pd/corona_isnt_that_bad_if_you_compare_it_to/,13758,705,Corona isn't THAT bad if you compare it to ___________,ALT+F4 | |
| ebvkoi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ebvkoi/i_got_caught_at_work_again/,13757,514,"I got caught ______ at work, again!",WORKING | |
| j6299n,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j6299n/you_get_the_ability_to_stop_time_but_each_time/,13754,388,"You get the ability to stop time but each time you use it, your _____ reduces.",SADNESS | |
| gu3rd5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gu3rd5/you_mom/,13749,413,__________________________________________ you Mom!,LOVE | |
| gy4yza,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gy4yza/today_is_cake_day_to_celebrate_cake_day_uindrany/,13749,593,"Today is cake day. To celebrate cake day, u/Indrany shall recieve ____________.",NOTHING | |
| 9l3t2v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9l3t2v/president_trump_just_texted_me_he_said_we_should/,13730,907,"President Trump just texted me, he said we should ______",BEATWOMEN | |
| j8iqpl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j8iqpl/be_the_reason_someone_today/,13720,421,Be the reason someone _____ today,DROWNS | |
| ifqen1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ifqen1/hey_now_youre_a/,13702,462,"Hey now, you're a ______",PORNSTAR | |
| eg9eju,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eg9eju/edit_thanks_for_the_kind_stranger/,13696,558,Edit: thanks for the _____ kind stranger!,STD | |
| cgcctq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cgcctq/why_wont_america_switch_to_the_metric_system/,13695,579,Why won’t America switch to the metric system?,IQ0 | |
| ldw836,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ldw836/spirits_why_do_you_always_reply_with_nsfw_answers/,13688,306,Spirits why do you always reply with NSFW answers? Get some manners please.,FUCKYOU | |
| irdlcb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/irdlcb/honey_did_you_pick_up_the_for_the_gender_reveal/,13683,431,"Honey, did you pick up the ________ for the gender reveal party?",DETONATOR | |
| 99itmy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/99itmy/a_b_c_d_e_f_g/,13658,400,"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, _________",H | |
| az13ev,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/az13ev/hitlers_favorite_drink/,13648,442,Hitler's favorite drink: _______,JEWCE | |
| albgay,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/albgay/superman_batman_spiderman_etc_why_isnt_there_a_man/,13622,702,"Superman, Batman, Spiderman, etc. . . Why isn't there a ___-man?",WO | |
| crz78b,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/crz78b/get_out_of_my_room_im/,13617,845,Get out of my room I'm _____!,GAY | |
| ir3hqq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ir3hqq/spirits_can_you_spell/,13616,426,"Spirits, can you spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?",NO | |
| bey00g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bey00g/can_you_spell_no_please/,13611,607,"Can you spell ""No"" please?",YES | |
| ev8th8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ev8th8/spirits_does_it_ever_get_better/,13606,581,"Spirits, does it ever get better?",YES | |
| dde0wn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dde0wn/nothing_kills_faster_than_a_bite_from_the_deadly/,13606,629,Nothing kills faster than a bite from the deadly Australian ___________., | |
| ixrhur,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ixrhur/i_will_eat_if_this_gets_1k/,13599,380,I will eat __________ if this gets 1k ⬆️,ASS | |
| fw9zzx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fw9zzx/people_who_use_facebook_are_called_unproductive/,13588,660,"People who use Facebook are called unproductive, People who use Instagram are called attention seekers, People who use Twitter are called Twitters and People who use Reddit are called ______?",RETARDS | |
| ga2utx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ga2utx/some_say_trump_is_the_best_others_say_its_bernie/,13577,802,"Some say Trump is the best, others say it’s Bernie, but deep down we all know the answer is ____________",YOU | |
| ch7lhd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ch7lhd/introducing_mcdonalds_newest_burger_the_mc/,13579,751,Introducing McDonald’s newest burger: The Mc_______.,WANKER | |
| hgt1cf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hgt1cf/lesbian_people_are/,13570,849,Lesbian people are ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________,NOTREAL | |
| c1oz09,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c1oz09/minecraft_more_like/,13569,517,Minecraft? More like _______,OURCRAFT | |
| az6l4k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/az6l4k/yin_and/,13559,418,Yin and ____,YEET | |
| b13hzy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b13hzy/antivaxx_ha_thats_nothing_im_starting_the_anti/,13539,644,Anti-vaxx? HA! That's nothing. I'm starting the anti-_______ movement.,FACTS | |
| arkj7d,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/arkj7d/the_four_horsemen_of_the_apocalypse_are_conquest/,13523,712,"The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are: Conquest, War, Famine, and _____.",MOM | |
| 9qvl2l,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9qvl2l/retard_is_a_bad_word_its_better_to_say/,13529,697,"“Retard” is a bad word, it’s better to say ____.",OP | |
| b00uje,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b00uje/what_doesnt_kill_me_makes_me/,13512,542,What doesn’t kill me makes me ________.,NUT | |
| g7cgoe,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g7cgoe/a_cat_a_gay_man_and_a_pigeon_walk_into_a_bar/,13502,431,"A cat, a gay man, and a pigeon walk into a bar, which one is gay?",YOU | |
| a7d8bq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a7d8bq/i_dont_care_what_anyone_says_has_the_best/,13495,612,"I don't care what anyone says, ____________ has the best community.",YOURMOM | |
| a8caul,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a8caul/askouija_could_be_entertaining_if_you_all_learned/,13478,362,AskOuija could be entertaining if you all learned to ___________.,SPEL | |
| di2txj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/di2txj/if_gay_happy_then_lesbian/,13470,398,"If Gay = Happy, then Lesbian = ..............?",HAGRID | |
| fhb8b4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fhb8b4/spirits_is_my_doggo_a_good_boy/,13454,820,"Spirits, is my doggo a good boy?",YES | |
| d1s2fu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d1s2fu/religion_not_really_im_more_into/,13447,568,"""Religion? Not really, I'm more into _____""",BDSM | |
| jickxd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jickxd/what_is_2_x_42/,13440,836,What is 2 x (4+2)?,12 | |
| civgwj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/civgwj/if_jesus_was_a_rapper_his_name_would_be/,13441,536,"If Jesus was a rapper, his name would be ______",LIL'MESSIAH | |
| cepekg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cepekg/my_childhood_was_great_until_showed_up/,13438,587,My childhood was great until ______ showed up,I | |
| 8uuij1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8uuij1/this_isnt_ouija_this_is/,13430,540,"This isn't ouija, this is ___!",R/ALL | |
| b3meyd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b3meyd/if_this_post_gets_im_gay/,13425,334,"if this post gets ______, im gay",1UPVOTE | |
| d4z3x4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d4z3x4/dont_kill_yourself_you_still_have_to_live_for/,13412,682,"Don't kill yourself, you still have _____ to live for!",MINECRAFT | |
| cat4de,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cat4de/its_my_cake_day_what_do_i_get/,13406,521,"It’s my cake day, what do I get?",UPVOTES | |
| 9qnw9o,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9qnw9o/two_bros_chillin_in_a_hot_tub_five_feet_apart_cuz/,13381,721,"Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub. Five feet apart cuz they're _____.",BROS | |
| dpanw4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dpanw4/no_fap_november_made_me_a_man/,13367,427,No fap November made me a ______ man,WO | |
| hfowsl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hfowsl/the_way_to_a_womans_heart_is_through_her/,13362,442,The way to a woman's heart is through her________,RIBCAGE | |
| fbudwy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fbudwy/studies_show_that_69_of_the_people_on_this/,13365,619,"Studies show, that 69% of the people on this subreddit, are:",NICE | |
| b1ikbo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b1ikbo/we_dont_have_coke_is_okay/,13368,406,"""We don't have coke, is ________ okay?""",CRACK | |
| 8qrdyx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8qrdyx/it_aint_gay_if_you_say/,13361,567,It ain't gay if you say _______.,YMCA | |
| b4calp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b4calp/when_my_boss_asked_me_to_that_was_the_last_straw/,13356,340,"When my boss asked me to _____, that was the last straw. I quit immediately after.",WORK | |
| n7l99x,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/n7l99x/a_group_of_losers_is_called_a/,13333,406,A group of losers is called a _____.,SUBREDDIT | |
| cfkni1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cfkni1/my_girlfriend_asked_me_to_alk_dirty_to_her_during/,13316,645,"My girlfriend asked me to alk dirty to her during sex, so I shouted ""_______!!"" at her, and now we're married!",BOINK | |
| ac0qd9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ac0qd9/im_going_to_university_to_become_a/,13324,514,I’m going to university to become a _____,UNIVERSE | |
| a3or6u,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a3or6u/i_swear_if_one_more_person_asks_if_i_want_a/,13302,387,"I swear, if one more person asks if I want a Sprite Cranberry, I’ll literally _________.",DRINKIT | |
| g957hb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g957hb/i_cant_believe_my_girlfriend_told_me_to_her_in/,13296,584,I can't believe my girlfriend told me to _______ her in bed last night.,EXTERMINATE | |
| hm881v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hm881v/should_i_my_dogs/,13292,591,Should i _______ my dogs?,PET | |
| cknsbu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cknsbu/2_girls_1/,13292,775,2 girls 1 _____,MESSIAH | |
| hl4o2c,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hl4o2c/sir_im_gonna_ask_you_one_last_time_put_down_the/,13281,503,"Sir, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Put down the fucking ____________.",DONUT | |
| f08hxc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f08hxc/hey_girl_are_you_my_because_i_want_to_cum_inside/,13253,599,Hey Girl! Are you my ____? Because I want to cum inside you.,SON | |
| aj8cug,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aj8cug/im_14_and_this_is_deep_im_15_and_this_is/,13243,521,I'm 14 and this is deep. I'm 15 and this is _________,YEET | |
| 8wba8t,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8wba8t/here_at_apple_were_pleased_to_announce_that_the/,13248,558,"Here at Apple, we're pleased to announce that the next iPhone will have no _________.",PHONE | |
| d12qut,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d12qut/s/,13234,3305,S__,ANS | |
| j79262,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j79262/wow_i_never_noticed_how_awesome_is/,13226,461,Wow i never noticed how awesome ______ is,U/BRADENDABEEST | |
| biaxr7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/biaxr7/breaking_news_alaska_has_been_sold_to/,13231,558,BREAKING NEWS: Alaska has been sold to _____,WAKANDA | |
| ag6vlf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ag6vlf/money_can_buy_anything_except/,13218,737,Money can buy anything except ______.,MONEY | |
| fznq8f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fznq8f/how_will_i_lose_my_virginity/,13207,718,How will I lose my virginity?,RAPBATTLE | |
| 9z0c09,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9z0c09/why_are_you_booing_at_me_im/,13200,526,Why are you booing at me? I'm _____,DEAF | |
| b0xobh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b0xobh/do_you_ever_just_lose_your_i_do/,13188,769,Do you ever just lose your ______? I do.,JERUSALEM | |
| bmx7l7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bmx7l7/is_the_worst_game_ever_period/,13184,650,_____ is the worst game ever. Period.,EXISTENCE | |
| ibawb1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ibawb1/spirits_how_do_you_pronounce_ouija/,13167,359,"Spirits, how do you pronounce Ouija?",WALUIGI | |
| 9bctj8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9bctj8/r/,13157,483,r/________,ALL | |
| akncg6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/akncg6/i_dont_just_have_normal_sex_i_have/,13147,528,"I don’t just have normal sex, I have _____",NOSEX | |
| j9g3fx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j9g3fx/was_not_an_impostor/,13148,387,__________ Was not An Impostor.,GOD | |
| jab85d,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jab85d/hmm_shrek_is_good_but_what_is_a_better_movie/,13129,316,"Hmm, Shrek is good, but what is a better movie?",SHREK2 | |
| 9p8m4e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9p8m4e/just_realized_that_oui_is_yes_in_french_and_ja_is/,13130,506,"Just realized that ""Oui"" is yes in French and ""ja"" is yes in German. So, joining them we have _ _ _ _ _.",LIGMA | |
| bgqyq0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bgqyq0/sorry_alex_i_cant_come_to_your_pool_party_today/,13126,544,"Sorry Alex, I can’t come to your pool party today because my sister stole my __________.",VIRGINITY | |
| i7gpwo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i7gpwo/what_is_doing_here_no_one_likes_them/,13121,341,What is __________ doing here. No one likes them,OP | |
| fzw8nt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fzw8nt/which_year_will_i_lose_my_virginity/,13124,594,Which year will i lose my virginity?,😂 | |
| 7ygqh4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/7ygqh4/when_will_we_next_make_it_to_rall/,13126,237,When will we next make it to r/all?,NOW | |
| d0fgxi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d0fgxi/for_my_next_trick_im_going_to_need_a/,13116,475,"For my next trick, I’m going to need a ________",DILDO | |
| 7jj15p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/7jj15p/oh_great_made_the_front_page_again/,13107,445,"Oh, great, ___ made the front page again.",WE | |
| ht5nkk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ht5nkk/i_feel_really_sad_right_now_and_not_only_right/,13096,490,"I feel really sad right now, and not only right now, even a lot of other times. What should i do?",HUG | |
| a6exom,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a6exom/fbi_the_federal_bureau_of/,13087,604,FBI: The Federal Bureau of __________.,INCELS | |
| dky8g6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dky8g6/this_is_your_captain_speaking_fasten_your/,13072,423,This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ________,911 | |
| d95nsh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d95nsh/climate_change_more_like_climate/,13064,546,Climate change? More like climate ______.,CHANGE | |
| ajksjl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ajksjl/its_okay_to_be_gay_its_ok_to_be_black_its_ok_to/,13068,1133,It’s okay to be gay. It’s ok to be black. It’s ok to be YOU. But it’s never okay to be ______.,OP | |
| 96hw4r,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/96hw4r/harry_potter_and_the_stone/,13053,498,Harry Potter and the _________ stone,KIDNEY | |
| i9yggu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i9yggu/and_for_my_cake_day_i_will/,12991,403,And for my cake day i will ____________,EJACULATEONMYCAT | |
| hkfcsk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hkfcsk/i_will_delete_my_account_if_you_tell_me_to_do_so/,12989,394,I will delete my account if you tell me to do so,DOITPUSSY | |
| b8wjrl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b8wjrl/white_people_cant_make_black_jokes_black_people/,12964,350,"White people can't make black jokes, black people can't make ____ jokes.",DAD | |
| ba1gt3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ba1gt3/my_is_the_hairiest_part_of_my_body/,12957,446,My ____ is the hairiest part of my body.,HAIR | |
| aojtzi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aojtzi/its_not_if_youre_black/,12959,606,Its not ____ if you‘re black,LEGAL | |
| k21t0b,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k21t0b/after_doing_100_pushups_100_situps_100_squats_and/,12949,482,"After doing 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and 10 km run every day for 3 years, I have become _____________",PUTIN | |
| djskw6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/djskw6/a_group_of_unvaccinated_children_is_called_a/,12936,364,A group of unvaccinated children is called a ______,CEMETERY | |
| 8zuuc6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8zuuc6/my_friend_doesnt_think_ouija_is_funny_he_is/,12939,422,My friend doesn't think ouija is funny. He is _______.,RIGHT | |
| drzsj5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/drzsj5/warning_in_case_of_emergency/,12928,541,WARNING: ________ IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,CRY | |
| a3y7ia,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a3y7ia/drugs_are_cool_but_have_you_ever_tried/,12909,722,"Drugs are cool, but have you ever tried ______?",DROWNING | |
| gs7y0v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gs7y0v/an_apple_a_day_keeps_the_doctor/,12899,453,An apple a day keeps the doctor _______!,GAY | |
| jb40h8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jb40h8/spirit_of_michael_jackson_how_are_you_now/,12893,336,"Spirit of Michael Jackson, how are you now?",HEEHEE | |
| 9yrefo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9yrefo/if_a_girl_wears_your_shirt_its_sexy_but_if_you/,12888,418,"If a girl wears your shirt it's sexy, but if you wear her shirt it's _______.",SEXIER | |
| bulbu0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bulbu0/girls_just_wanna_have/,12894,591,Girls just wanna have _____.,CONSENT | |
| aoxf6h,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aoxf6h/garfield_is_known_for_his_love_of_eating/,12883,645,Garfield is known for his love of eating ___________ .,PUSSY | |
| gn1zj7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gn1zj7/the_doctor_said_if_i_continue_im_digging_myself/,12876,354,The doctor said if I continue ________ I’m digging myself an early grave,DIGGING | |
| eo0q2o,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eo0q2o/in_the_first_day_waluigi_created/,12876,342,"In the first day, waluigi created ______",GOD | |
| fusmyl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fusmyl/cause_every_time_we_touch_i_get_this_feeling_and/,12877,367,"Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling, and every time we ______ I swear I could fly.",FLY | |
| 9bj0jq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9bj0jq/everyone_is_wrong_the_earth_isnt_round_it_isnt/,12869,627,"Everyone is wrong. The earth isn't round, it isn't flat, its perfectly ________ shaped.",EARTH | |
| f1oywg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f1oywg/joaquin_phoinex_may_have_won_the_oscar_but_we_all/,12852,397,Joaquin Phoinex may have won the oscar but we all know that ___________ won our hearts,OPIATES | |
| c198cy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c198cy/i_just_heard_my_neighbor_say_i_think_i_might_have/,12853,653,"I just heard my neighbor say ""_____"". I think, I might have to call the cops.",HELLO | |
| bczqr7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bczqr7/north_korea_just_launched_nukes_but_dont_worry/,12854,872,"North Korea just launched nukes, but don't worry, they are targeting_______.",OP | |
| hicuv8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hicuv8/we_dont_need_no_in_america/,12848,631,We don't need no _____________ in America!,AMERICANS | |
| aaftrd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aaftrd/youtube_re/,12846,443,YouTube re____,EEEE | |
| gygur4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gygur4/my_breasts_my_breasts_my_beautiful_breasts_i_cant/,12835,648,"My Breasts, my breasts! My beautiful breasts! I can’t believe they are now covered with ________! Where did you get all of this _______?",STAPLES | |
| ge382z,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ge382z/spirits_why_do_you_always_respond_in_caps/,12833,435,"Spirits, why do you always respond in caps?",ANGER | |
| b66hpf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b66hpf/pshh_i_dont_play_fortnite_i_in_my_spare_time/,12827,582,"Pshh, I don’t play fortnite, I _________ in my spare time.",CRY | |
| jfv63k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jfv63k/if_this_post_gets_1000_ill_myself/,12822,458,If This post gets 1000⬆️ I’ll _________ myself,SHIT | |
| inlr5w,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/inlr5w/bruce_wayne_vs_bruce_lee_vs_bruce_almighty_in_a/,12822,378,Bruce Wayne vs Bruce Lee vs Bruce Almighty in a death match. Who wins?,BRUCE | |
| cqm80r,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cqm80r/4chan_is_for_incels_while_reddit_is_for/,12805,1127,"4chan is for incels, while Reddit is for ___",INCEST | |
| b4gyhz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b4gyhz/5_out_of_5_dentists_recommend/,12794,456,5 out of 5 dentists recommend __________ .,TEETH | |
| g9n0cb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g9n0cb/what_if_you_wanted_to_go_to_heaven_but_god_said/,12781,515,What if you wanted to go to heaven but GOD said “_______________”.,YEET | |
| 8iv6t0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8iv6t0/i_am_going_to_myself/,12785,466,I am going to ____ myself.,BE | |
| dvywcb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dvywcb/snap_50_of_humans_are_now/,12781,638,**SNAP!** 50% of humans are now ______,GAY | |
| leql5f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/leql5f/spirits_is_it_gay_to_suck_your_own_cock/,12783,404,"Spirits, is it gay to suck your own cock?",OFCOURSENOT | |
| bo0t5o,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bo0t5o/my_4year_old_just_flushed_my_down_the_drain/,12778,517,My 4-year old just flushed my ______ down the drain,4YEAROLD | |
| cak563,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cak563/the_best_joke_name_is/,12766,588,The best joke name is ______ ______,U/MRBADASSMOTHERFUCKER | |
| k17uub,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k17uub/not_to_be_racist_or_anything_but_people_suck/,12768,656,"Not to be racist or anything, but __________ people suck.", | |
| gv26ut,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gv26ut/have_you_cheated_on_me_then_why_our_son_looks_like/,12761,509,Have you cheated on me? Then why our son looks like___________________,YODA | |
| ebjmgo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ebjmgo/spirits_tell_me_a_story/,12760,462,"Spirits, tell me a story!",ONCEUPONATIMEFUCKIT | |
| cw5e9k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cw5e9k/trump_is_no_longer_satisfied_with_the_republican/,12761,816,Trump is no longer satisfied with the Republican Party so he created the _____ Party,PUPPET | |
| a0lqgl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a0lqgl/thats_it_this_is_the_final/,12721,685,THAT’S IT! THIS IS THE FINAL ___________,COUNTDOWN | |
| 9nabpz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9nabpz/spirits_can_you_read_this_01011001_01101111/,12707,576,"Spirits, can you read this? 01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110110 01101001 01110010 01100111 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110100 01111001 00100000 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 00111001 00",FUCKOFF | |
| bjeulv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bjeulv/matt_is_short_for/,12709,375,Matt is short for ________.,MATTRESS | |
| ipqjsh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ipqjsh/spirits_im_depressed_encourage_me/,12700,359,"Spirits, I’m depressed. Encourage me! ______________",YOUAREASLUT | |
| equ99w,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/equ99w/someone_broke_into_my_house_and_stole_my/,12701,604,Someone broke into my house and stole my _____,HOUSE | |
| e2eczo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e2eczo/im_not_kinkshaming_but_is_kinda_fked_up_not_gonna/,12683,481,"I’m not kink-shaming, but _________ is kinda f**ked up, not gonna lie.",ISIS | |
| a3gtg9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a3gtg9/my_iq_is_250_that_means_im_legally/,12681,488,My IQ is 250. That means I'm legally _______!,LYING | |
| 8thz3g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8thz3g/upvote_this_post_to_instantly/,12660,387,Upvote this post to _____ instantly,DIE | |
| gfmvkc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gfmvkc/oh_no_i_accidentally/,12655,538,OH NO! I accidentally ________,FILLEDACARWITHSEMEN | |
| 8u02i0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8u02i0/guys_my_test_came_back_negative/,12647,390,"Guys, my _____ test came back negative!",IQ | |
| ep3h4v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ep3h4v/petition_to_change_the_subreddit_logo_to/,12629,436,Petition to change the subreddit logo to _____,WALUIGI | |
| h13uqv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/h13uqv/last_time_i_got_grounded_my_parents_took_my/,12612,494,Last time I got grounded my parents took my _____,VIRGINITY | |
| avqvo7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/avqvo7/timmy_if_you_dont_eat_your_vegetables_you_wont_get/,12601,699,"Timmy, if you don’t eat your vegetables, you won’t get _____.",FUCKED | |
| 9oenjq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9oenjq/i_may_not_have_a_meth_addiction_but_i_certainly/,12598,612,"I may not have a meth addiction, but I certainly have a _________ addiction.",MATH | |
| 9w3rm0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9w3rm0/i_cant_believe_is_now_considered_sexual_harassment/,12598,562,I can't believe _______ is now considered sexual harassment!,RAPE | |
| cr5jn3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cr5jn3/spirits_do_you_condemn_brad_for_whoring_for_karma/,12592,514,"Spirits, do you condemn Brad for whoring for karma on the supercalifraggy post?",YES | |
| gwzzng,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gwzzng/an_old_saying_goes_if_her_age_is_on_the_clock/,12584,689,"An old saying goes ""if her age is on the clock, she's ready for the ______!""",GLOCK | |
| edk6ek,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/edk6ek/i_just_took_a_dna_test_turns_out_im_100/,12580,641,"I Just Took a DNA Test, Turns Out I’m %100 ______________________",GARBAGE | |
| cpzuhy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cpzuhy/female_panties_are_not_designed_by_females_they/,12585,464,"Female panties are not designed by females, they are designed by ____",GORDONRAMSAY | |
| hbh20o,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hbh20o/i_am_bisexual_because_of/,12577,704,I am bisexual because of _____,GANDALF | |
| efwy39,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/efwy39/the_most_gruesome_word_in_the_english_vocabulary/,12577,419,The most gruesome word in the English vocabulary is ________,GRUESOME | |
| a924kt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a924kt/whats_the_plural_of_goat/,12570,296,What's the plural of goat?,GEET | |
| kasor9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kasor9/look_mom_the_spirits_are_about_to_say_the_most/,12560,392,"Look mom! The spirits are about to say the most vulgar, disgusting, NSFW thing in the history of Reddit: ___________________.",YEET | |
| ennuin,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ennuin/jim_sold_his_only_for_his_sons_operation/,12550,372,Jim sold his only ______ for his son's operation,SON | |
| eumhfr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eumhfr/the_coronavirus_might_china/,12530,577,The Coronavirus might ______ China.,BE | |
| g652os,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g652os/i_woke_up_with_super_powers_ima_call_myself_man/,12529,653,"I woke up with super powers. I'ma call myself ""______Man""",WO | |
| bc1w0c,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bc1w0c/whered_you_learn_to_a_farm/,12526,351,Where'd you learn to _______? A farm?,FARM | |
| joqoyr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/joqoyr/today_i_met_the_love_of_my_life_her_name_was/,12515,476,Today I met the love of my life! Her name was _______.,COLGATE | |
| cbi0t0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cbi0t0/yer_a_harry/,12498,696,Yer a ______ Harry!,FURRY | |
| d7sexg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d7sexg/spirits_how_do_i_hide_a_body/,12503,388,"Spirits, How do I hide a body?",EATIT | |
| e8avda,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e8avda/most_of_the_spanish_words_i_know_i_learned_on_com/,12501,408,"Most of the Spanish words I know, I learned on __________.com.",PORNHUB | |
| ehjnoe,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ehjnoe/_/,12490,566,👁___👁,🐽 | |
| aicicq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aicicq/hitler_isnt_dead_he_lives_in/,12489,619,Hitler isn't dead. He lives in ________.,MYHEART | |
| i2nhnx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i2nhnx/congrats_you_idiot_you_let_the/,12484,310,"Congrats you idiot, you let the _____",DOGSOUT | |
| j4xxdi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j4xxdi/i_think_im_going_to_name_my_cat/,12479,468,I think I’m going to name my cat ________ .,DOG | |
| cd0z11,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cd0z11/to_celebrate_my_23rd_birthday_my_girlfriend_got_me/,12480,480,To celebrate my 23rd birthday my girlfriend got me ________,ARRESTED | |
| d6ta8v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d6ta8v/i_have_6_tests_today_any_advice/,12474,445,I have 6 tests today. Any advice?,DON'TGO | |
| ba8rd4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ba8rd4/whos_the_sexiest_girl_alive/,12456,619,Who's the sexiest girl alive?,OP'SMOM | |
| cfap50,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cfap50/no_offense_but_i_just_dont_want_to_share_a_with/,12449,564,No offense but I just don’t want to share a ______ with you.,BANDAID | |
| htgik3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/htgik3/americans_dont_believe_in/,12449,588,Americans don’t believe in ______,SCIENCE | |
| gawx0k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gawx0k/the_germans_would_have_won_ww2_if_they/,12447,429,The Germans would have won WW2 if they _____.,WON | |
| a7xz59,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a7xz59/ops_mum_is/,12450,469,OP's mum is ______.,NICE | |
| cdaa76,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cdaa76/hit_baby_one_more_time/,12444,435,Hit ____ baby one more time!,A | |
| ilpva5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ilpva5/who_did_911/,12442,650,Who did 9/11?,ALADDIN | |
| iqna2y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iqna2y/my_girlfriend_is_just_like_911/,12438,315,My girlfriend is just like 9/11 : ________,BUSHDIDIT | |
| bgh9qg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bgh9qg/mom_can_you_please_stop_yelling_im_trying_to/,12404,534,MOM! Can you please stop yelling? I'm trying to ____,YELL | |
| b6g9d5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b6g9d5/sir_put_your_weapon_away_this_isnt_a/,12400,455,"Sir put your weapon away, this isn't a _____!",SCHOOL | |
| axmval,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/axmval/the_only_thing_thats_worst_than_kpop_is/,12404,362,The only thing that's worst than KPop is _____,KKKPOP | |
| iy85m9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iy85m9/i_will_literally_if_this_gets_one_updoot/,12395,366,I will literally ____ if this gets one updoot,DATEADOG | |
| 9f0hkw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9f0hkw/shit_i_forgot_to_pick_up_the_kids_from/,12396,546,"SHIT, i forgot to pick up the kids from _____",AUSCHWITZ | |
| ck6k5k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ck6k5k/yo_mama_so_fat_she/,12383,421,Yo mama so fat she _______,FAT | |
| bty1d6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bty1d6/my_crush_is_17_what_should_i_do/,12388,764,"My crush is 17, what should i do ? ____",JAIL | |
| jzc2u8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jzc2u8/you_think_heroin_is_a_hard_drug_you_clearly/,12372,379,You think heroin is a hard drug? You clearly haven't tried _________,CONCRETE | |
| delp2e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/delp2e/dad_im_hungry/,12352,322,Dad I'm hungry ___________,HIHUNGRYI‘MGAY | |
| dor9h3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dor9h3/did_you_hear_theyre_going_to_reboot_with_an_all/,12342,426,Did you hear? They're going to reboot ____ with an all female cast.,PORN | |
| e6opks,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e6opks/the_hateful_eight_magnificent_seven_ridiculous/,12327,410,"The Hateful Eight, Magnificent Seven, Ridiculous Six, ______ Five",HIGH | |
| a5gq0b,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a5gq0b/donald_trump_was_found_to_be_hiding_in_his_desk/,12327,726,Donald Trump was found to be hiding _____ in his desk in the oval office., | |
| hb5dp4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hb5dp4/i_just_took_a_dna_test_turns_out_im_100/,12328,808,"I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% _______.",PIE | |
| gf92q9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gf92q9/im_about_to_have_sex_with_my_girlfriend_and_i_ran/,12316,762,I'm about to have sex with my girlfriend and I ran out of lube. What's a good alternative?,MAYONAISE | |
| 93tuub,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/93tuub/im_going_to_myself/,12321,560,I'm going to ______ myself,BELIEVEIN | |
| gfzxab,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gfzxab/i_bet_you_cant_spell_the_n_word/,12299,980,I bet you can’t spell the “N” word,NIPPLE | |
| ivvtyr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ivvtyr/enough_of_using_hisher_use_as_a_genderneutral/,12295,351,"Enough of using 'his/her', use ________ as a gender-neutral alternative.",HOE | |
| j48fj0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j48fj0/to_cure_his_covid_trumps_doctor_gave_him/,12286,609,"To cure his COVID, Trump’s doctor gave him _____.",🧠 | |
| epr8vr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/epr8vr/i_just_got_robbed_ive_lost_everything_but_my/,12278,475,I just got robbed. I’ve lost everything but my ___,VIRGINITY | |
| byyhn7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/byyhn7/i_hate_fortnite_but_not_as_much_as_i_hate/,12277,485,"I hate fortnite, but not as much as I hate ________.",MYSELF | |
| acsf53,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/acsf53/sorry_mario_the_princess_is_in_another/,12274,528,Sorry Mario. The princess is in another _____.,STRIPCLUB | |
| 9f8cvh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9f8cvh/i_aint_gay_but_thats_a_mighty_fine/,12259,615,"I ain't gay, but that's a mighty fine _______",PP | |
| kz9zea,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kz9zea/im_gay_for/,12251,553,I'm gay for ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________,YOU | |
| dy1vo2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dy1vo2/it_really_shocks_me_how_people_still_in_the_year/,12235,485,It really shocks me how people still _____ in the year 2019.,EAT | |
| 9mn94y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9mn94y/i_love_america_i_just_wish_there_were_less/,12234,742,"I love America, I just wish there were less __________",AMERICANS | |
| krhr0a,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/krhr0a/im_about_to_call_my_ex_and_say_whatever_the/,12233,377,"I’m about to call my ex and say whatever the spirits tell me to and then hang up with no context. Spirits, what shall I say?",UNFUCKMYTACO | |
| csu1o8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/csu1o8/i_like_cause_everyone_else_hates_it_and_i_am_an/,12228,408,I like _____ cause everyone else hates it and I am an asshole,MYSELF | |
| agy58p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/agy58p/earth_has_been_renamed/,12224,551,"Earth has been renamed ""____""",EARF | |
| 96yqa0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/96yqa0/money_can_be_exchanged_for_goods_and/,12217,551,Money can be exchanged for goods and _______.,BADS | |
| jctm0w,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jctm0w/fool_me_once_shame_on_you_fool_me_twice_shame_on/,12212,567,"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on _______.",JEWS | |
| cm7hxh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cm7hxh/cats_say_meow_dogs_say_woof_cows_say_moo_oujia/,12210,900,"Cats say ""Meow"". Dogs say ""Woof"". Cows say ""Moo"". Oujia says ""____"".",BOO! | |
| hdbxgw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hdbxgw/i_want_to_eat_your/,12204,598,I want to eat your _____.,CUSTARD | |
| gny204,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gny204/help_me_with_my_homework_the_mitochondria_is_the/,12205,1308,help me with my homework- the mitochondria is the ____________,POWERHOUSEOFTHECELL | |
| du6hkr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/du6hkr/they_just_put_on_netflix/,12209,619,THEY JUST PUT ____ ON NETFlIX!,PORN | |
| doa352,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/doa352/florida_man_had_sex_with_a_in_target/,12188,714,Florida man had sex with a _____ in target.,TODDLER | |
| fikdeg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fikdeg/my_baby_isnt_born_yet_but_the_doctor_said_it_has/,12190,698,My baby isn’t born yet but the doctor said it has coronavirus. I should _______ it,EAT | |
| eoch3l,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eoch3l/oh_no_im_naked_i_hope_i_dont_get/,12180,770,"Oh no I'm naked, I hope I don't get _______.",COLD | |
| 80r81z,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/80r81z/i_lost_my_last_spelling_be_with_the_word/,12170,498,"I lost my last spelling be with the word ""__________.""",BEE | |
| d84r2n,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d84r2n/you_know_whats_better_than_shrek/,12168,420,You know what's better than Shrek? ______,SHREK5 | |
| d2khi0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d2khi0/can_the_spirits_write_me_a_nice_message_for_my/,12159,555,Can the spirits write me a nice message for my cake day?,YOUAREANICEGUY | |
| k3i91j,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k3i91j/i_just_got_my_covid19_test_results_back_they_say/,12154,462,I just got my COVID-19 test results back! They say I’m __________!,GAY | |
| dtdwxa,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dtdwxa/when_i_grow_up_im_going_to_be_a/,12149,538,"When I grow up, I’m going to be a __________.",CUNT | |
| i9k2uz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i9k2uz/good_things_happen_to_those_who/,12154,406,Good things happen to those who _________,WASHHANDS | |
| eq0juw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eq0juw/im_a_fantastic_parent_ive_given_my_kids/,12144,582,"I’m a fantastic parent. I’ve given my kids everything, except _____",FOOD | |
| b1d2jr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b1d2jr/wheres_the_sauce/,12142,518,Where’s the ____ sauce?!,V | |
| g48o94,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g48o94/my_girlfriends_is_bigger_than_her_moms/,12135,1260,My girlfriend's _____ is bigger than her mom's.,PROSTATE | |
| bj0wfq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bj0wfq/dads_can_be_dads_just_like_antivaxxers_can_be/,12131,383,"Dads can be dads, just like anti-vaxxers can be _______.",RETARDED | |
| gq5ent,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gq5ent/shes_awesome_but_im_just_too/,12121,337,"She's awesome, but I'm just too ____________.",GAY | |
| fqg1xp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fqg1xp/rick_astleys_made_a_new_song_called_never_gonna/,12105,639,Rick Astley’s made a new song called: “Never gonna give you _______!”,CPR | |
| jx2gxh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jx2gxh/the_elite_doesnt_want_you_to_know_this_but_are/,12104,492,"The Elite doesn't want you to know this, but ________ are free. You can just take one home with you.",DUCKS | |
| ffenog,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ffenog/kids_dinners_ready_were_having/,12091,901,Kids dinners ready. We’re having ________!,KIDS | |
| ixg8vg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ixg8vg/i_will_no_joke_punch_if_this_post_gets_1k/,12094,310,I will no joke punch _______ if this post gets 1k ⬆️,MYCOCK | |
| hmw2pu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hmw2pu/ahh_perry_the_platypus_this_is_my_inator/,12090,450,"Ahh Perry the Platypus, this is my _______inator!",INCINERATOR | |
| afjcn7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/afjcn7/americas_latest_policy_on_the_war_against_drugs/,12087,359,"America's latest policy on the war against drugs is simply ""______ them all!"" Which everyone seems pleased with.",DO | |
| hr5qwi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hr5qwi/covid19_is_a/,12077,466,COVID-19 is a _______,VIRGIN | |
| hw9uka,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hw9uka/as_punishment_youre_going_to_bed_without/,12074,514,"As punishment, you're going to bed without _____!",BED | |
| 97rkkc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/97rkkc/what_can_fix_my_parents_divorce/,12051,553,What can fix my parents divorce?,FLEXTAPE™ | |
| f79yjc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f79yjc/oh_no_the_is_on_fire/,12045,599,Oh no! The ________ is on fire!,FIRE | |
| ctyjtk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ctyjtk/6_inches_deep_in_your/,12049,679,6 inches deep in your ______,HIJAB | |
| ij5ku6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ij5ku6/if_donald_trump_was_a_pokémon_hed_say/,12044,450,"If Donald Trump was a Pokémon , he'd say _____ .",CHINA | |
| fn25k1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fn25k1/i_dont_need_toilet_paper_i_use_instead/,12019,958,I don’t need toilet paper. I use ____ instead.,SANDPAPER | |
| hry17g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hry17g/im_not_a_pedophile_i_promise_i_thought_she_was/,12013,582,"I'm not a pedophile, I promise, I thought she was _______!",2 | |
| c83rga,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c83rga/he_was_dead_that_explains_his/,12009,330,He was dead? That explains his _____.,DEATH | |
| c0wck8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c0wck8/how_can_i_fuck/,12000,897,How can I fuck _______?, | |
| etc7xv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/etc7xv/edit_wow_this_sure_blew_up_thanks_for_the_kind/,11989,402,"Edit: Wow this sure blew up! Thanks for the _____, kind stranger!",BOMB | |
| hp9coi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hp9coi/my_son_is_named_peter_but_i_call_him/,11992,660,"My son is named Peter, but I call him____.",PETE | |
| 9a7b1e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9a7b1e/4_out_of_5_dentists_recommend/,11989,509,4 out of 5 dentists recommend _________.,TEETH | |
| hjtte5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hjtte5/are_ya_son/,11967,564,"Are Ya _____, Son?",GAY | |
| bz6zkn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bz6zkn/a_group_of_unvaccinated_children_is_called_a/,11963,328,A group of unvaccinated children is called a _____,GRAVEYARD | |
| 9fgwns,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9fgwns/im_too_drunk_to_walk_lets/,11967,366,I'm too drunk to walk... let's ____.,DRIVE | |
| dolz8h,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dolz8h/she_was_416_lbs_now_shes/,11962,474,She Was 416 Lbs. Now She's ____,DEAD | |
| mmnk1h,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/mmnk1h/6x530x49x269_dx/,11939,656,∫ 6x^5+30x^4-9x^2+69 dx,🖕 | |
| dso1ps,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dso1ps/these_days_it_may_be_easier_to_come_out_as_gay/,11942,446,"These days, it may be easier to come out as gay than to come out as a ____.",BOOMER | |
| cc4mt5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cc4mt5/my_grandpa_just_died_i_have_decided_to_him/,11935,752,My Grandpa just died. I have decided to ____ him.,EAT | |
| a6ywos,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a6ywos/and_for_the_fourth_installment_of_the_series_in/,11930,651,"And for the fourth installment of the series, in 2019 Disney are releasing: Honey, I ______ the kids!",SODOMIZED | |
| b40ha7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b40ha7/dude_i_have_to_piss_can_you_let_me_use_your/,11943,511,"Dude, I have to piss! Can you let me use your _____?",MOUTH | |
| edpxqo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/edpxqo/im_not_like_the_other_girls_you_see_i_have/,11930,519,"I'm not like the other girls, you see I have ______",HERPES | |
| hbu65j,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hbu65j/reddit_gold_is_no_more_introducing_reddit/,11922,433,Reddit gold is no more. Introducing Reddit ________!,METH | |
| j9r2cz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j9r2cz/at_what_age_should_i_stop_playing_with_my_legos/,11910,363,At what age should I stop playing with my Legos®?,NEVER | |
| hv4w79,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hv4w79/spirits_i_just_recently_got_a_girlfriend_what/,11897,548,"Spirits, I just recently got a girlfriend. What should I do now?",BURNYOURGOAT | |
| 9rsdss,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9rsdss/42_is_the_answer_to_life_the_universe_and/,11894,466,"42 is the answer to life, the universe, and _________",7X6 | |
| crgn2x,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/crgn2x/youre_talking_a_lot_of_shit_for_someone_within/,11885,472,you're talking a lot of shit for someone within _______ distance,SHITTING | |
| d6gexn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d6gexn/remember_kids_is_gay/,11884,563,"Remember kids, _______ is gay.",OP | |
| jk7yx4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jk7yx4/every_time_i_i_die_a_little/,11880,391,"Every time I ________, I die a little.",DIE | |
| d9gtd6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d9gtd6/im_addicted_to_heroin_meth_and/,11869,623,"I'm addicted to Heroin, Meth, and _____",ASKOUIJA | |
| dn9sit,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dn9sit/my_gf_just_told_me_shes_pregnant_i_told_her/,11860,1017,My GF just told me she's pregnant. I told her _______., | |
| hulw6v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hulw6v/yes_i_dip_my_fries_in_it_tastes_good_and_you/,11859,555,"Yes, I dip my fries in _______. It tastes good and you should try it.",ASSHOLES | |
| fj9xyu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fj9xyu/who_will_be_president_in_2024/,11856,581,Who will be president in 2024?,WARIO | |
| jht5to,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jht5to/if_we_dont_receive_your_payment_by_october_26/,11854,319,"If we don’t receive your payment by October 26, 2020, your ________ will be canceled.",DEBT | |
| durz8j,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/durz8j/why_is_israel_so/,11856,583,Why is Israel so _______?,JEWISH | |
| atn49d,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/atn49d/we_may_have_won_the_battle_but_were_losing_the/,11838,454,"We may have won the battle, but we're losing the war on _____",T–SERIES | |
| emiynq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/emiynq/i_bet_you_cant_say_the_longest_english_word/,11831,526,I bet you can’t say the longest English word,THELONGESTENGLISHWORD | |
| a8ves2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a8ves2/i_saw_mommy_kissing/,11825,667,I saw mommy kissing ______!,YODA | |
| i8bswr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i8bswr/people_from_japan_are_nice_people_from_india_are/,11817,553,People from Japan are nice. People from India are _____,SPONGEBOB | |
| 8nqx4j,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8nqx4j/despa/,11817,519,Despa____,IR | |
| 9md67q,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9md67q/i_killed_a_guy_on_fortnite_i_stole_his_guns/,11817,533,"I killed a guy on Fortnite. I stole his guns, materials, medkits and most importantly, his _________",VIRGINITY | |
| c9axkf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c9axkf/one_mans_is_another_mans_treasure/,11807,563,One man’s ________ is another man’s treasure.,ASS | |
| cz1nia,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cz1nia/spirits_do_you_ever_feel_lonely_i_used_to_too/,11800,425,"Spirits do you ever feel lonely? I used to too, until I learned ______",QUANTUMPHYSICS | |
| jnum1x,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jnum1x/day_4_of_nnn_i_have_gained_the_ability_to/,11793,407,"Day 4 of nnn, I have gained the ability to _________",NUT | |
| 92bfs6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/92bfs6/so_spirits_are_sex_and_gay_the_only_things_you/,11792,487,"So spirits, are ‘sex’ and ‘gay’ the only things you know how to spell out?",GAYSEX | |
| d5u9lu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d5u9lu/some_people_are_dog_people_some_people_are_cat/,11788,490,"Some people are dog people, some people are cat people, I'm a __________",FURRY | |
| a9mlt2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a9mlt2/help_my_son_has_turned_into_a/,11774,726,"Help, my son has turned into a _______!",STOPSIGN | |
| fuctu6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fuctu6/coming_soon_to_theatres_marvels_newest_superhero/,11761,615,"Coming soon to theatres: Marvel’s newest superhero, Captain ___________.",JAZZHANDS | |
| bilutf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bilutf/the_most_dangerous_bird_in_the_world_is_called_the/,11758,512,The most dangerous bird in the world is called the _______.,ELEPHANT | |
| cccwd4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cccwd4/fuck_off_officer_i_know_my_rights_life_liberty/,11753,460,"Fuck off officer, I know my rights! Life, liberty, and the pursuit of ________ !",BITCOIN | |
| himjt5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/himjt5/i_saw_this_cute_girl_crying_outside_first_i/,11752,574,"I saw this cute girl crying outside, first I hesitated but then I approached and said __________",YEET | |
| 9lakr9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9lakr9/congratulations_youve_won_1000000_dont_type/,11735,696,"CONGRATULATIONS YOU’VE WON $1,000,000. Don’t type ‘Waluigi’ to win.",WALUIGI | |
| bgwq9g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bgwq9g/the_current_line_of_tesla_models_spells_out_s3xy/,11736,368,"The current line of Tesla Models spells out ""S3XY."" What will future Tesla Models spell?",ICARLY | |
| a8jrf1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a8jrf1/do_i_ask_her_out/,11737,474,Do i ask her out?,YEET | |
| b8qwdo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b8qwdo/donald_trump_is_afraid_of/,11732,625,Donald Trump is afraid of ________.,SALSA | |
| bb0eeh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bb0eeh/all_genders_are/,11726,429,All genders are ______.,GAY | |
| g17clp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g17clp/rick_astley_is_a_generous_guy_but_hes_never_gonna/,11711,575,"Rick Astley is a generous guy, but he's never gonna give you _________",D | |
| ephen7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ephen7/instead_of_confessing_to_your_crush_your_crush/,11699,499,"Instead of confessing to your crush, _________ your crush.",CRUSH | |
| ka9hch,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ka9hch/shrek_isnt_actually_an_ogre_he_is_just_a/,11701,292,"Shrek isn't actually an ogre, he is just a misunderstood _______",ONION | |
| dlft0k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dlft0k/once_isis_is_defeated_theyll_be_called/,11697,397,Once ISIS is defeated they'll be called ______.,ISISN'T | |
| fauafg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fauafg/spirits_what_do_i_deserve_as_a_gift_for_my_cake/,11702,626,"Spirits, what do I deserve as a gift for my cake day?",PP | |
| bxpcl9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bxpcl9/a_group_of_antivaxxers_is_called_a/,11692,428,A group of anti-vaxxers is called a ______,FUNERAL | |
| 9zgvrf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9zgvrf/ouija_what_should_i_get_my_jewish_friend_for/,11692,526,"Ouija, what should I get my Jewish friend for Christmas?",GASMASK | |
| csffkm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/csffkm/hello_sir_im_looking_for_a_job_in_your_company/,11690,387,"Hello Sir, I'm looking for a ______ job in your company.",BLOW | |
| c54jla,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c54jla/there_exists_one_man_who_keanu_reeves_wouldnt/,11693,495,There exists one man who Keanu Reeves wouldn’t call breathtaking. Who is he? _________.,HIMSELF | |
| c8r6ip,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c8r6ip/im_not_a_boobs_or_ass_guy_im_a_guy/,11671,708,"I’m not a boobs or ass guy, I’m a ______ guy",GAY | |
| kg9om8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kg9om8/need_a_name_for_my_new_cat_hes_a_boy/,11662,551,Need a name for my new cat he's a boy.,DOG | |
| klbcna,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/klbcna/oh_youre_a_redditor_name_every/,11651,423,"Oh, you're a Redditor? Name every ______",VIRGIN | |
| kg08h3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kg08h3/my_neck_my_back_lick_my_and_my_crack/,11643,382,"My neck, my back, lick my _______ and my crack.",BACTERIALINFECTION | |
| fxhslm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fxhslm/joe_biden_will_choose_a_woman_as_his_vice/,11641,611,Joe Biden will choose a woman as his vice president. She will be ____,MOIST | |
| dvo5kf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dvo5kf/sniff_sniff_is_that/,11633,644,*sniff* *sniff* “Is that _____?”,WALUIGI | |
| 9tfnwx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9tfnwx/my_girlfriends_birthday_is_in_10_days_i_should/,11617,695,"My girlfriend’s birthday is in 10 days, I should get her ________.",PRINGLES | |
| 8qbzbq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8qbzbq/god_took_a_rib_from_adam_and_made/,11615,562,God took a rib from Adam and made _________.,BARBEQUE | |
| i98u16,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i98u16/hitler_was_responsible_for_the_deaths_of_over_6/,11606,418,Hitler was responsible for the deaths of over 6 million ______.,JEDI | |
| g3oaqp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g3oaqp/omfg_are_so_cute_dont_you_just_want_to_fuck_em/,11592,623,Omfg _______ are so cute! Don’t you just want to fuck ‘em?,KIDS | |
| c9hhwu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c9hhwu/i_shot_him_because_he_shouted/,11583,540,I shot him because he shouted _______.,PLEASESHOOTME | |
| k5bkfu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k5bkfu/no_homo_but_nice_bro/,11581,398,No homo but nice ________ bro!,FEDORA | |
| ait4zt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ait4zt/im_gonna_get_for_my_cake_day/,11572,624,I'm gonna get _______ for my cake day!,DEPORTED | |
| 7ra72r,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/7ra72r/there_is_no_i_in/,11561,395,"There is no ""I"" in ______!",DENIAL | |
| i4oizp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i4oizp/i_respect_your_opinion_but_i_hate/,11567,455,"I respect your opinion, but I hate ______",YOU | |
| 89dxe3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/89dxe3/i_always_like_to_before_i_go_to_school/,11564,303,I always like to __________ before I go to school.,RELOAD | |
| cho7eh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cho7eh/my_girlfriend_broke_up_with_me_because_i_her_dog/,11562,485,My girlfriend broke up with me because I ______ her dog.,AM | |
| c2028z,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c2028z/its_amazing_how_people_dont_their_kids_anymore/,11558,1120,It’s amazing how people don’t ____ their kids anymore.,FREEZE | |
| 91iukr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/91iukr/if_she_breaths_shes_a/,11557,594,"IF SHE BREATHS, SHES A __________",LIVE | |
| 9c2k8f,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9c2k8f/the_queen_has_died_announcing_our_next_monarch/,11546,483,"The Queen has died. Announcing our next monarch, King ______.",KONG | |
| hhzipl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hhzipl/am_i_really_allowed_to_my_own_daughter/,11552,692,Am I really allowed to _____ my own daughter?,RAISE | |
| bkw0po,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bkw0po/i_found_a_onemonthold_in_the_fridge_can_i_still/,11543,404,I found a one-month-old ______ in the fridge. Can I still eat it?,BABY | |
| iakrmw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iakrmw/the_secret_to_immortality_is/,11547,367,The secret to immortality is ___________,NOTDYING | |
| f616zq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f616zq/im_not_a_racist_my_slave_is/,11548,541,I'm not a racist. My slave is ________, | |
| bhf9ia,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bhf9ia/i_got_grounded_because_i_broke_my_moms/,11536,536,I got grounded because I broke my mom's _______,WATER | |
| gwbhk0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gwbhk0/wish_me_happy_birthday/,11538,449,Wish me happy birthday?,HAPPYBIRTHDAY | |
| mi60qv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/mi60qv/spirits_are_you_aware_theres_especially_yes_and/,11539,319,"Spirits, are you aware there's especially ""YES"" and ""NO"" inscriptions on the board and you don't need to type letter by letter?",🖕 | |
| c5prkr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c5prkr/you_need_to_your_child_to_get_into_heaven/,11532,609,You need to _______ your child to get into heaven,VACCINATE | |
| c3dfzo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c3dfzo/breaking_news_scientists_announce_that_there_are/,11527,753,"Breaking news: Scientists announce that there are officially 3 genders: Men, Women, and _________",LIZARDS | |
| cwzfh2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cwzfh2/hey_can_i_borrow_your_i_dont_have_any_left/,11523,627,"Hey, can I borrow your ___________? I don‘t have any left.",COW | |
| fgve2i,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fgve2i/so_howd_you_spirits_die_anyway/,11519,564,"So, how'd you spirits die anyway?",KAZOO | |
| 9mxjtb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9mxjtb/the_eighth_deadly_sin_is/,11512,538,The eighth deadly sin is ________,FORTNITE | |
| jpuzj2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jpuzj2/whos_joe/,11490,430,Who's Joe?,MAMA | |
| ihxj74,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ihxj74/some_say_op_means_original_poster_some_say_op/,11488,382,"Some say OP means Original Poster, some say OP means Overpowered, for me OP means ____________ .",ORALPENIS | |
| 99664e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/99664e/mario_has_wario_luigi_has_waluigi_i_have/,11487,751,Mario has Wario. Luigi has Waluigi. I have __________.,CANCER | |
| cf1nfk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cf1nfk/instead_of_going_to_work_tomorrow_i_think_ill/,11477,409,"Instead of going to work tomorrow, I think I’ll just ______ instead.",DIE | |
| b9cboy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b9cboy/uwu_may_i_blushes_suck_your/,11462,513,uwu may i *blushes* suck your _______ >.<,LEGOS | |
| gcr7xz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gcr7xz/i_once_got_in_trouble_in_school_because_i_my/,11458,663,I once got in trouble in school because I ________ my classmate,LICKED | |
| hei68c,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hei68c/winner_winner_dinner/,11459,577,"Winner, winner, __________ dinner",DINNER | |
| nfmxqp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/nfmxqp/spirits_tits_or_ass/,11445,424,"Spirits, Tits or Ass?",SPIRITS | |
| a63dk1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a63dk1/fun_fact_hitler_was_actually/,11442,960,Fun Fact: Hitler was actually _______!,JEWISH | |
| dtoses,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dtoses/age_19_cause_of_death/,11444,496,AGE: 19. CAUSE OF DEATH: _______.,DEATH | |
| k7uwsq,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k7uwsq/before_dying_he_said/,11435,382,Before dying he said _________.,GG | |
| af614u,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/af614u/a_bully_took_my_lunch_money_so_i_him/,11429,918,A bully took my lunch money so I _____ him.,ATE | |
| rdqbzi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/rdqbzi/i_bet_you_guys_cant_spell_the_entire_bohemian/,11415,7147,I bet you guys can't spell the entire Bohemian Rhapsody song.,unanswered | |
| icepb6,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/icepb6/yeah_sex_is_great_but_have_you_ever_had/,11420,503,"Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had ____?",COVID19 | |
| jg9xki,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jg9xki/no_mom_i_wasnt_watching_porn_i_was_watching/,11418,353,No mom I wasn't watching porn! I was watching __________.,HENTAI | |
| dud45j,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dud45j/help_i_accidentally_bit_my_wifes/,11419,425,"Help, I accidentally bit my wife's _______",PENIS | |
| 9ierob,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9ierob/eminem_is_rap_god_mgk_is_rap_devil_and_im_rap/,11402,363,"Eminem is rap god, MGK is rap devil, and I'm rap _____.",IST | |
| ijfmvk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ijfmvk/sorry_maam_the_only_german_word_i_know_is/,11402,492,"Sorry ma’am, the only German word I know is “____________.”",9 | |
| gz84c3,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gz84c3/nudes_are_overrated_send_me_your/,11396,602,Nudes are overrated . Send me your ______ .,LAUNDRY | |
| kc7wts,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kc7wts/i_dont_want_to_be_horny_anymore_i_just_want_to_be/,11387,510,I don't want to be horny anymore I just want to be ____________,HAPPY | |
| def2m0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/def2m0/people_who_use_emojis_on_reddit_deserve/,11389,450,People who use emojis on reddit deserve ____.,😵 | |
| hanbox,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hanbox/help_my_is_stuck_in_the_dryer_again/,11387,531,Help my ____ is stuck in the dryer again.,SISTER | |
| fb4m7y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fb4m7y/south_africa_is_also_known_as_the_of_africa/,11378,353,South Africa is also known as the __________ of Africa,SOUTH | |
| jwjtex,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jwjtex/has_a_crush_on_me/,11371,415,_________ has a crush on me.,NOBODY | |
| eyk8pw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eyk8pw/99_of_gay_people_are/,11378,760,99% of gay people are ___.,GAY | |
| euyw7x,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/euyw7x/italian_spirits_are_you_there/,11367,549,"Italian spirits, are you there?",SPAGHETTI | |
| bohoud,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bohoud/florida_man_eats_43_in_under_5_minutes/,11361,541,Florida man eats 43 ______ in under 5 minutes.,CHILDREN | |
| fg64sc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fg64sc/i_didnt_invite_you_over_to_fuck_i_invited_you/,11357,501,I didn’t invite you over to fuck. I invited you over to ______.,FUNK | |
| hquplz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hquplz/the_new_president_of_the_us_will_be/,11355,671,The new President of the US will be ___________,SANTA | |
| 8znrn7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8znrn7/hi_my_name_is_dootlord54_and_i_am_a_level_72/,11366,443,"Hi, my name is DootLord54 and I am a level 72 ____________.",VIRGIN | |
| j0iedl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j0iedl/in_this_house_we_reject_and_all_its_temptations/,11348,351,"In this house, we reject ______ and all its temptations.",CORN | |
| gkwcqf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gkwcqf/if_the_dog_goes_woof_the_cat_goes_meow_the_human/,11352,948,"If the dog goes woof, the cat goes meow, the human goes ________?",THOT | |
| dgf20t,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dgf20t/i_am_a_stupid_dumb_idiot/,11322,437,“I am a stupid dumb idiot” -________,OP | |
| apxsv0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/apxsv0/i_dont_just_like_kanye_west_i_him/,11322,413,"I don’t just like Kanye West, I ______ him.",AM | |
| c6iojz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c6iojz/red_pill_blue_pill_nah_ill_take_the/,11313,569,Red pill? Blue pill? Nah I'll take the _______,VIAGRA | |
| jdvyzh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jdvyzh/bad_dragon_now_has_a_dildo/,11310,305,Bad Dragon now has a _____ dildo.,GARFIELD | |
| iwaqbc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iwaqbc/among_us_more_like_us/,11304,380,"Among Us, more like ________ Us.",F | |
| gt4qlm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gt4qlm/forget_about_christianity_islam_those_are_the/,11304,565,Forget about Christianity & Islam. Those are the past. We welcome you to our new religion called _________.,PAULBLART | |
| 9y2c0v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9y2c0v/hitlers_favourite_game/,11295,378,"Hitler’s favourite game, “_________”",MEINKRAFT | |
| f8t1gt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f8t1gt/oujia_spit_some_bars/,11288,545,"Oujia, spit some bars!",📊 | |
| 9dhf7v,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9dhf7v/what_makes_910_people_happy/,11289,607,What makes 9/10 people happy?,9/11 | |
| 9ecdtt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9ecdtt/askouija_is_just_card_against_humanity_with/,11287,276,AskOuija is just Card Against Humanity with autism. Am I wrong?,YEET | |
| a22ckb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a22ckb/my_favorite_star_trek_character_is_by_far/,11273,404,My favorite Star Trek character is by far _____.,YODA | |
| ca2qrk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ca2qrk/95_of_serial_killers_on_their_first_kill/,11264,422,95% of serial killers ______ on their first kill.,NUT | |
| giavsb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/giavsb/head_shoulders_knees_and/,11257,430,"Head, shoulders, knees and _________",HOES | |
| ey67l9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ey67l9/marco/,11262,456,Marco?,POLIO | |
| cysvep,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cysvep/i_used_to_be_an_atheist_but_then_i_met_so_i/,11248,463,I used to be an atheist but then I met ______ so I believe in god now.,WALUIGI | |
| b4kk0z,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b4kk0z/its_not_a_bug_its_a/,11250,342,"It's not a bug, it's a _______","ME,MARIO" | |
| fsiw27,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fsiw27/not_all_heroes_wear_capes_some_wear/,11242,548,Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear _______.,CONDOMS | |
| dcjpvb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dcjpvb/it_is_i_the_ceo_of/,11243,500,"It is I, the CEO of ______",RACISM | |
| 95lceo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/95lceo/why_thank_the_bus_driver_when_you_can_thank_the/,11230,485,Why thank the bus driver when you can thank the _________,BUS | |
| g5ev5n,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g5ev5n/is_the_karen_meme_sexist/,11216,833,Is the Karen meme sexist?,NO | |
| f4ocbi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f4ocbi/a_bunch_of_sexy_people_is_called_an/,11215,525,A bunch of sexy people is called an __________,ORPHANAGE | |
| e8t1yg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e8t1yg/surprise_its_my_in_a_box/,11214,438,Surprise it’s my _________ in a box,SADNESS | |
| do28jh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/do28jh/my_favorite_subreddit_to_jack_off_to_is_r/,11222,657,My favorite subreddit to jack off to is r/________.,AWW | |
| kufq90,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kufq90/usa_is_number_1_in/,11208,603,USA is number 1 in _______,OBESITY | |
| fel0l0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fel0l0/this_might_be_hard_for_you_but_son_your_mother/,11206,484,"This might be hard for you but son, your mother and I are __________.",SISTERS | |
| jj5gxf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jj5gxf/hey_ouija_xbox_or_playstation/,11196,580,"Hey Ouija, Xbox or PlayStation?",NINTENDO | |
| cbu0qy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cbu0qy/i_fucking_hate_getting_in_the_morning/,11169,623,I FUCKING HATE getting ______ in the morning.,ROBBED | |
| bw9a2o,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bw9a2o/i_now_pronounce_you_husband_and/,11160,395,I now pronounce you Husband and ________.,WAIFU | |
| 9vfb2u,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9vfb2u/because_of_political_correctness_the_december/,11159,384,"Because of political correctness, the December 25th holiday will be renamed from Christmas to ________mas",LIG | |
| azt06a,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/azt06a/oh_no_i_just_the_kids/,11143,755,Oh no! I just _____ the kids!,VACCINATE | |
| fxt1k1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fxt1k1/can_you_answer_this_question_without_using_any/,11145,773,Can you answer this question without using any vowels?,🖕 | |
| bla0vn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bla0vn/australia_isnt_a_country_its_a/,11129,447,Australia isn’t a country. It’s a ________.,CUNTRY | |
| cnkqey,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cnkqey/honey_your_father_and_i_are/,11127,856,"Honey, your father and I are ____",DEMONS | |
| d38g70,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d38g70/spirits_look_ive_found_a_windmill_sign_卐卐卐_do_you/,11114,344,"Spirits, look! I've found a windmill sign 卐卐卐! Do you like it?",9 | |
| c8afk1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c8afk1/my_favorite_part_ot_school_was_getting/,11109,478,My favorite part ot school was getting ____.,SHOT | |
| l1a9dt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/l1a9dt/youre_a_harry/,11105,545,"You're a _____, Harry",CUNT | |
| feb0eg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/feb0eg/i_never_understand_why_some_people_are/,11099,638,I never understand why some people are _____.,BLACK | |
| jtv3sg,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jtv3sg/my_wife_is_pregagagnant_with_our_3rd_child_will/,11078,492,My wife is pregagagnant with our 3rd child. Will it be a boy or a girl?,NO | |
| gvvy3e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gvvy3e/after_the_revolution_the_usa_is_reformed_as_a_new/,11077,759,"After the revolution, the USA is reformed as a new country with a new name: ___________",MURICA | |
| kjp34u,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kjp34u/sorry_kids_no_christmas_this_year_santa_spent_all/,11069,490,"Sorry kids, no Christmas this year. Santa spent all his money on _____.",COCKANDBALLTORTURE | |
| bvmbno,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bvmbno/the_most_powerful_infinity_stone_of_all_the_stone/,11065,426,The most powerful Infinity Stone of all: The _____ Stone,KIDNEY | |
| cwqhui,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cwqhui/the_best_president_the_us_has_ever_had_was/,11060,666,The best president the US has ever had was ______.,PUTIN | |
| f70jsu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f70jsu/if_you_touch_my_i_will_be_angry/,11054,558,"If you touch my ________, I will be angry",FLAPJACKS | |
| baf94e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/baf94e/wham_right_in_the/,11031,468,Wham! Right in the ____!,HOLYLAND | |
| eysaos,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eysaos/the_enemy_of_my_enemy_is_my/,11028,480,The enemy of my enemy is my _____.,ENEMY'SENEMY | |
| hca26a,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hca26a/star_wars_the_last/,11017,591,Star Wars: The Last _______,ONE | |
| d7l9s1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d7l9s1/yes_or_no/,11023,356,Yes or no?,MAYBE | |
| aligy4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aligy4/dd_stands_for_dungeons_and/,11010,708,D&D stands for Dungeons and _______,DINGDONGS | |
| esontd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/esontd/mom_get_the_camera_im_on/,10979,450,Mom get the camera! I’m on _____!,METH | |
| fs6w8l,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fs6w8l/americans_are_sleeping_lets_insult_them_americans/,10969,588,"Americans are sleeping, let's insult them. Americans are ___________.",NIGHTOWLS | |
| kboupw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/kboupw/finally_covid19_is_over_its_time_for/,10967,404,"Finally, COVID-19 is over! It's time for ________!",COVID20 | |
| asnr4j,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/asnr4j/almost_got_arrested_last_night_luckily_im_so_they/,10969,476,Almost got arrested last night. Luckily I'm _____ so they let me go,WHITE | |
| 8jbakd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8jbakd/in_two_days_it_will_finally_be_my_day/,10962,403,In two days it will finally be my ________ day.,WEDNES | |
| m2lzzy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/m2lzzy/look_in_my_eyes_what_do_you_see/,10957,546,Look in my eyes.... What do you see???,APEXLEGENDS | |
| dqhbsj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dqhbsj/i_failed_nnn_by_fapping_to/,10949,798,I failed NNN by fapping to _________,MYSON | |
| bucjjd,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bucjjd/all_the_other_kids_with_the_pumped_up_kicks_you/,10947,388,"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my _______!",ERECTION | |
| cfqgez,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cfqgez/the_blood_test_came_back_positive_you_have/,10947,399,The blood test came back positive. You have _____,BLOOD | |
| k7dj11,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k7dj11/in_2050_robots_will_humans/,10940,414,"In 2050, Robots will ______ humans.",FUCK | |
| bt1nod,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bt1nod/step_1_step_2_step_3/,10943,426,Step 1: 👊🍆 Step 2:💦💦 Step 3: _____,😭 | |
| f7ti7p,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/f7ti7p/i_got_promoted_now_i_can_do_at_work/,10931,377,"I got promoted, now I can do _________ at work !",NOTHING | |
| bzosfl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bzosfl/i_beat_my_when_im_happy/,10931,511,I beat my _____ when im happy.,KIDS | |
| 9ltncu,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9ltncu/president_of_the_united_states_more_like_of_the/,10934,600,President of the United States? More like ____________ of the United States.,PRESIDON'T | |
| b44zbr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b44zbr/dude_i_lost_my_vape_please_let_me_hit_your/,10912,454,"Dude, I lost my vape!!!! Please let me hit your _____!",DICK | |
| bmoh20,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bmoh20/spoiler_dies_in_endgame/,10905,628,Spoiler: ______ dies in Endgame,BATMAN | |
| imigug,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/imigug/i_dont_care_what_anyone_says_i_love_on_pizza/,10889,466,"I don't care what anyone says, I love ______ on pizza.",PINECONES | |
| fyahk8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/fyahk8/i_love_the_smell_of_in_the_morning_it_smells_like/,10886,557,I love the smell of ____________ in the morning. It smells like victory.,NARCOTICS | |
| b73aea,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b73aea/i_should_exploit_my_cake_day_by_posting/,10894,229,"I should exploit my cake day by posting ""_____""",NUDES | |
| ix8swi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ix8swi/i_may_hate_trump_but_i_hate_more/,10876,502,I may hate trump but I hate __________ more.,KIDS | |
| c620pk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c620pk/mom_pointed_to_the_cemetery_and_said_see_that_all/,10869,508,"Mom pointed to the cemetery and said, ""See that? All kids who don't _____ go there.""",VACCINATE | |
| hy6phh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hy6phh/tesla_autopilot_drove_me_off_a_bridge_rammed_me/,10869,337,"Tesla Autopilot drove me off a bridge, rammed me into another car, and gave me ________!",HEAD | |
| bbfxdo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bbfxdo/all_the_ladies_call_me_the_god_of/,10871,438,All the ladies call me the god of ______.,VIRGINITY | |
| 8vq8gp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8vq8gp/are_only_the_child_spirits_allowed_on_the/,10865,363,Are only the child spirits allowed on the internet? Because you guys literally can’t answer a question without a low effort sexual answer,ANUS | |
| n2rv30,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/n2rv30/i_miss_my_cat_how_is_she_doing_up_there_spirits/,10850,335,"I miss my cat, how is she doing up there spirits?",SUPER | |
| hh9qu9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hh9qu9/why_do_i_have_an_erection/,10844,585,Why do I have an erection?,SIN | |
| bef4bc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bef4bc/french_fries_more_like_french/,10832,419,French fries? More like French _____.,FIRE | |
| hq073a,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hq073a/say_it_for_the_karens_spirits_you_need_to_wear_a/,10826,373,"Say it for the Karens, spirits. YOU NEED TO WEAR A _______",CONDOM | |
| 9ni9f1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9ni9f1/but_can_you_read_this/,10829,536,But can you read this -.- .. .-.. .-.. -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-.?,FUCKOFF | |
| mpkjft,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/mpkjft/whats_heavier_1000_pounds_of_steel_or_1000_pounds/,10815,679,"What's heavier, 1000 pounds of steel or 1000 pounds of feathers?",OP | |
| 9j9fyf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9j9fyf/dear_diary_today_i_lost_my/,10810,596,"Dear diary, today I lost my ______",DIARY | |
| gc9mez,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gc9mez/instead_of_finish_him_the_new_mortal_kombat_game/,10811,579,"Instead of ""Finish Him!"" the new Mortal Kombat game will say ""_______ Him!""",FIST | |
| iki0c8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iki0c8/mom_took_my_ps4_so_i_took_her/,10810,664,"Mom took my PS4, so I took her ____.", | |
| cugzm7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cugzm7/i_bet_you_guys_cant_form_a_complete_sentence_that/,10800,397,I bet you guys can't form a complete sentence that roasts me.,YOUAREFUCKINGROASTED | |
| extp43,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/extp43/i_may_not_be_happy_but_atleast_im/,10804,510,"I may not be happy, but atleast I'm _______.",GAY | |
| aycu4r,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/aycu4r/mama_i_just_a_man/,10800,608,Mama i just ____ a man,PEELED | |
| dnhrgn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dnhrgn/you_should_definitely_at_least_once_before_you_die/,10788,398,You should definitely ______ at least once before you die.,LIVE | |
| ibifd5,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ibifd5/masks_are_for/,10786,466,Masks are for ________!,EVERYONE | |
| mw1zxv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/mw1zxv/i_am_bisexual_and_my_family_is_homophobic_i_should/,10787,692,"I am bisexual and my family is homophobic, I should _________ .",SKINTHEM | |
| jgrt9h,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/jgrt9h/aight_who_took_all_the_from_the_jar/,10788,329,"Aight, who took all the ______ from the ______ jar?",JAR | |
| a1di5h,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a1di5h/amy_schumer_is_to_comedy_as_mariah_carey_is_to/,10787,265,Amy Schumer is to comedy as Mariah Carey is to ______,COMEDY | |
| ertkwh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ertkwh/master_gave_dobby_a_dobby_is_free/,10776,466,Master gave Dobby a _______! Dobby is free!,NOOSE | |
| gmnztl,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gmnztl/no_officer_i_wasnt_speeding_i_was/,10770,411,"“No officer, I wasn’t speeding, I was _____”",PEEING | |
| 8okqwc,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8okqwc/the_united_states_is_famous_for/,10753,557,The United States is famous for ____.,SCHOOLSHOOTINGS | |
| hzfjae,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hzfjae/forget_covid19_now_its_time_for/,10746,507,Forget COVID-19. Now it's time for ________,WW3 | |
| if31zm,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/if31zm/we_dont_accept_here/,10744,539,We don’t accept _____ here,YOU | |
| abfw68,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/abfw68/shit_shit_shit_theyre_coming_theyre_gonna_us_if/,10736,557,"Shit, shit, shit! They're coming! They're gonna ______ us if we don't do something! Fuck!",HUG | |
| k0ogrr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k0ogrr/spirits_will_i_fail_my_classes_and_drop_out_of/,10732,226,"Spirits, will I fail my classes and drop out of university?",NEVER | |
| cx8jkv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cx8jkv/seriously_why_every_single_answer_must_be_obvious/,10709,357,Seriously. Why every single answer must be obvious and gross?,SUCTIONCUP | |
| flyofj,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/flyofj/as_payback_i_cheated_on_my_ex_with_her/,10717,521,"As payback, I cheated on my ex with her _______.",DAD | |
| e3so2u,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e3so2u/will_i_ever_get_married/,10715,445,Will I ever get married?,🤣 | |
| gtuh6r,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gtuh6r/just_the_thought_of_gets_me_close_to_orgasm/,10710,709,Just the thought of _____________ gets me close to orgasm.,MOM | |
| crog4y,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/crog4y/mom_where_is_my/,10696,745,Mom! Where is my ______?,FATHER | |
| dzcs02,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dzcs02/toto_ive_got_a_feeling_were_not_in_anymore/,10695,310,"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in ______ anymore.",AFRICA | |
| b52bkx,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b52bkx/today_on_dr_phil_help_my_son_is/,10686,430,Today on Dr. Phil: Help my son is _________!,DR.PHIL | |
| c3o97g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c3o97g/id_like_to_get_a_burger_but_dont_put_any_on_it/,10685,750,"I’d like to get a burger, but don’t put any _______ on it.",BURGER | |
| hnv5mt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/hnv5mt/in_japan_we_like_to_fuck/,10675,690,"In Japan, We like to Fuck ________",! | |
| 8shklh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8shklh/there_are_4739_animals_that_are_illegal_to_own_in/,10674,474,"There are 4,739 animals that are illegal to own in Texas, but thankfully I can still keep my _______ chained up outside!",WIFE | |
| c2u63q,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/c2u63q/police_say_the_subject_was_armed_and/,10669,394,Police say the subject was armed and ______.,LEGGED | |
| bbmozy,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bbmozy/if_youre_happy_and_you_know_it_clap_your/,10672,519,If you’re happy and you know it clap your ______,ASSHOLE | |
| ce312g,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ce312g/abcdefg_hijk/,10653,491,"A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-_____",LMAO | |
| b3fhta,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b3fhta/jk_rowling_more_like_jk/,10641,402,J.K. Rowling? More like J.K. ______,TROLLIN' | |
| iergf0,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/iergf0/we_dont_have_coke_is_ok/,10643,369,"We don't have coke, is _____ ok?",HEROIN | |
| i113sa,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i113sa/make_america_again/,10636,810,Make America ________ Again!, | |
| ksl5po,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ksl5po/i_love_you_romeo_said_juliet_replied_romeo/,10630,425,"“I love you Romeo,” said Juliet, “________,” replied Romeo.",NICEASS | |
| gsq21k,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/gsq21k/we_should_change_the_word_op_to/,10606,387,We should change the word OP to ________.,PP | |
| b8ggrp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b8ggrp/americans_are_asleep_post/,10595,570,Americans are asleep. Post _______!,COMMUNISM | |
| 8t8wbh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/8t8wbh/its_not_gay_if_its_in_a_way/,10587,335,It’s not gay if it’s in a ____way.,SUB | |
| 98jhkv,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/98jhkv/in_the_name_of_the_father_the_son_and_the_holy/,10577,403,"In the Name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy ______.",MOLY | |
| j6k0m8,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/j6k0m8/mrbeast_i_broke_into_a_house_and_left/,10569,400,MrBeast: I Broke Into A House And Left _____., | |
| bvhi1m,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bvhi1m/5_pleasure_50_pain_and_a_100_reason_to_remember/,10561,369,"5% pleasure, 50% pain, and a 100% reason to remember _______",THEALAMO | |
| dmq2y1,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dmq2y1/life_is_like_a_box_of/,10565,553,Life is like a box of ______.,BOXES | |
| bqn7b9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bqn7b9/spiderman_far_from/,10556,459,Spiderman: Far From _______,IRAQ | |
| 9gm6fa,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9gm6fa/can_you_please_just_say_waluigi/,10554,515,Can you please just say Waluigi?,WARIO | |
| bd5qrp,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/bd5qrp/the_world_is_in_the_middle_of_a_crisis_we_ran_out/,10544,514,The world is in the middle of a crisis. We ran out of ______.,POVERTY | |
| dbu33h,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dbu33h/did_911/,10540,567,______ did 9/11,BUSTYMILFS | |
| 9v8oom,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9v8oom/what_russia_is_known_for/,10542,793,What Russia is known for?,RUSSIANS | |
| brklq7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/brklq7/why_is_the_room_spinning/,10531,358,[̲̅w̲̅][̲̅h̲̅][̲̅y̲̅] [̲̅i̲̅][̲̅s̲̅] [̲̅t̲̅][̲̅h̲̅][̲̅e̲̅] [̲̅r̲̅][̲̅o̲̅][̲̅o̲̅][̲̅m̲̅] [̲̅s̲̅][̲̅p̲̅][̲̅i̲̅][̲̅n̲̅][̲̅n̲̅][̲̅i̲̅][̲̅n̲̅][̲̅g̲̅]?,YOU'RESTUPID | |
| boyrqr,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/boyrqr/im_too_poor_for_giving_you_gold_so_heres_a/,10524,412,"I'm too poor for giving you gold, so here's a ______",GUN | |
| e1nwki,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/e1nwki/barack_o/,10514,550,Barack O_____,WO | |
| b39z9n,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/b39z9n/americans_are_asleep_post/,10512,569,Americans are asleep. Post _____,DADS | |
| dxgoms,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dxgoms/the_most_gender_neutral_term_i_can_think_of_is/,10505,475,The most gender neutral term I can think of is ___,ASS | |
| o44lo7,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/o44lo7/spirits_help_me_understand_myself_better_am_i_an/,10490,293,"Spirits, help me understand myself better. Am I an ass guy or a tits guy?",DICKGUY | |
| lf71xn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/lf71xn/if_this_post_gets_5k_updoots_i_will_eat_my/,10485,379,"If this post gets 5k updoots, I will eat my _____________",TITS | |
| elfspt,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/elfspt/spirits_please_use_punctuation_to_make_your/,10484,207,"Spirits, please use punctuation to make your message clearer.",NO? | |
| drhs8e,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/drhs8e/i_wanna_fuck_my/,10475,607,I wanna fuck my _______.,SELF | |
| a1pmqn,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/a1pmqn/if_i_make_a_post_twice_will_i_get_different/,10460,217,If I make a post twice will I get different answers?,YES | |
| ki7hmb,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ki7hmb/when_this_pandemic_will_be_over/,10432,419,When this pandemic will be over?,NEVERGONNAGIVEYOUUP | |
| eigwyf,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/eigwyf/some_men_are_attracted_to_womens_breasts_others/,10422,412,Some men are attracted to women's breasts. Others are attracted to their rear. But I'm attracted to a woman's _______.,HUSBAND | |
| 903gjk,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/903gjk/despa/,10400,461,"""Despa_____""",IR | |
| g8rti2,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/g8rti2/in_2049_the_world_is_taken_over_by/,10384,548,"In 2049, the world is taken over by _____",DRPEPPER | |
| k1l2yz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/k1l2yz/im_giving_my_girlfriend_for_christmas/,10357,505,I'm giving my girlfriend __________ for Christmas.,HEAD | |
| h7uhu4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/h7uhu4/reddit_is_for/,10359,483,Reddit is for __________,REDDITORS | |
| d1854t,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/d1854t/this_new_movie_on_a_plane_is_going_to_be_a_hit/,10351,398,"This new movie ""_____ on a Plane"" is going to be a hit",BINLADEN | |
| 9i7lxw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9i7lxw/when_i_drink_alcohol_people_call_me_an_alcoholic/,10338,522,"When I drink alcohol, people call me an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one calls me _______.", | |
| 83zqwi,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/83zqwi/will_i_ever_get_gold_for_next_to_no_effort/,10312,285,Will I ever get gold for next to no effort?,👌 | |
| dfde9n,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/dfde9n/the_best_time_to_earn_karma_is_on_your_day/,10302,354,The best time to earn karma is on your ____ day.,D | |
| oql2jz,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/oql2jz/what_should_i_nickname_my_dick_and_balls/,10285,390,What should I nickname my dick and balls?,DWAYNE&THEROCKS | |
| t02hv9,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/t02hv9/stand_strong_ukraine/,10227,331,Stand Strong Ukraine 🇺🇦,FUCKRUSSIA | |
| knqq2z,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/knqq2z/rcatsarefucking/,10178,585,r/CatsAreFucking________, | |
| nambbo,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/nambbo/spiritsmy_dildo_broke_what_should_i_use_as_a/,10157,547,"Spirits,my dildo broke what should I use as a substitute",ME | |
| ckfaaw,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/ckfaaw/my_name_is_bond_bond/,10150,715,"My Name is Bond, _____ Bond", | |
| 9ednhh,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/9ednhh/windows_sucks_thats_why_i_use/,10124,403,"Windows sucks, that's why i use ______",DOORS | |
| cduny4,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/cduny4/ok_spirits_lets_play_rock_paper_scissors_i_pick/,10111,414,"Ok spirits, let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors. I pick Scissors",DAB | |
| i3huua,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskOuija/comments/i3huua/shit_i_left_my_at_home/,10096,547,Shit!! I left my _____ at home!,AK47 | |