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They obeyed at once, and next served a fine large turbot on a silver |
platter, with drawn gravey poured over it. |
"Fish!" cried Jim, with a sniff. "Do you take me for a tom-cat? Away |
with it!" |
The servants were a little discouraged, but soon they brought in a great |
tray containing two dozen nicely roasted quail on toast. |
"Well, well!" said the horse, now thoroughly provoked. "Do you take me |
for a weasel? How stupid and ignorant you are, in the Land of Oz, and |
what dreadful things you feed upon! Is there nothing that is decent to |
eat in this palace?" |
The trembling servants sent for the Royal Steward, who came in haste and |
said: |
"What would your Highness like for dinner?" |
"Highness!" repeated Jim, who was unused to such titles. |
"You are at least six feet high, and that is higher than any other |
animal in this country," said the Steward. |
"Well, my Highness would like some oats," declared the horse. |
"Oats? We have no whole oats," the Steward replied, with much |
defference. "But there is any quantity of oatmeal, which we often cook |
for breakfast. Oatmeal is a breakfast dish," added the Steward, humbly. |
"I'll make it a dinner dish," said Jim. "Fetch it on, but don't cook it, |
as you value your life." |
You see, the respect shown the worn-out old cab-horse made him a little |
arrogant, and he forgot he was a guest, never having been treated |
otherwise than as a servant since the day he was born, until his arrival |
in the Land of Oz. But the royal attendants did not heed the animal's |
ill temper. They soon mixed a tub of oatmeal with a little water, and |
Jim ate it with much relish. |
Then the servants heaped a lot of rugs upon the floor and the old horse |
slept on the softest bed he had ever known in his life. |
In the morning, as soon as it was daylight, he resolved to take a walk |
and try to find some grass for breakfast; so he ambled calmly through |
the handsome arch of the doorway, turned the corner of the palace, |
wherein all seemed asleep, and came face to face with the Sawhorse. |
Jim stopped abruptly, being startled and amazed. The Sawhorse stopped at |
the same time and stared at the other with its queer protruding eyes, |
which were mere knots in the log that formed its body. The legs of the |
Sawhorse were four sticks driven into holes bored in the log; its tail |
was a small branch that had been left by accident and its mouth a place |
chopped in one end of the body which projected a little and served as |
a head. The ends of the wooden legs were shod with plates of solid gold, |
and the saddle of the Princess Ozma, which was of red leather set with |
sparkling diamonds, was strapped to the clumsy body. |
[Illustration: "FOR GOODNESS SAKE, WHAT SORT OF A BEING ARE YOU?"] |
Jim's eyes stuck out as much as those of the Sawhorse, and he stared at |
the creature with his ears erect and his long head drawn back until it |
rested against his arched neck. |
In this comical position the two horses circled slowly around each other |
for a while, each being unable to realize what the singular thing might |
be which it now beheld for the first time. Then Jim exclaimed: |
"For goodness sake, what sort of a being are you?" |
"I'm a Sawhorse," replied the other. |
"Oh; I believe I've heard of you," said the cab-horse; "but you are |
unlike anything that I expected to see." |
"I do not doubt it," the Sawhorse observed, with a tone of pride. "I am |
considered quite unusual." |
"You are, indeed. But a rickety wooden thing like you has no right to be |
alive." |
"I couldn't help it," returned the other, rather crestfallen. "Ozma |
sprinkled me with a magic powder, and I just had to live. I know I'm not |
much account; but I'm the only horse in all the Land of Oz, so they |
treat me with great respect." |
"You, a horse!" |
"Oh, not a real one, of course. There are no real horses here at all. |
But I'm a splendid imitation of one." |
Jim gave an indignant neigh. |
"Look at me!" he cried. "Behold a real horse!" |
The wooden animal gave a start, and then examined the other intently. |
"Is it possible that you are a Real Horse?" he murmured. |
"Not only possible, but true," replied Jim, who was gratified by the |
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