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The little man looked toward her and seemed as much surprised as she |
was. But he smiled and bowed as he answered: |
"Yes, my dear; I am Oz, the Great and Terrible. Eh? And you are little |
Dorothy, from Kansas. I remember you very well." |
"Who did you say it was?" whispered Zeb to the girl. |
"It's the wonderful Wizard of Oz. Haven't you heard of him?" |
Just then the man with the star came and stood before the Wizard. |
"Sir," said he, "why are you here, in the Land of the Mangaboos?" |
"Didn't know what land it was, my son," returned the other, with a |
pleasant smile; "and, to be honest, I didn't mean to visit you when I |
started out. I live on top of the earth, your honor, which is far better |
than living inside it; but yesterday I went up in a balloon, and when I |
came down I fell into a big crack in the earth, caused by an earthquake. |
I had let so much gas out of my balloon that I could not rise again, |
and in a few minutes the earth closed over my head. So I continued to |
descend until I reached this place, and if you will show me a way to get |
out of it, I'll go with pleasure. Sorry to have troubled you; but it |
couldn't be helped." |
The Prince had listened with attention. Said he: |
"This child, who is from the crust of the earth, like yourself, called |
you a Wizard. Is not a Wizard something like a Sorcerer?" |
"It's better," replied Oz, promptly. "One Wizard is worth three |
Sorcerers." |
"Ah, you shall prove that," said the Prince. "We Mangaboos have, at the |
present time, one of the most wonderful Sorcerers that ever was picked |
from a bush; but he sometimes makes mistakes. Do you ever make |
mistakes?" |
"Never!" declared the Wizard, boldly. |
"Oh, Oz!" said Dorothy; "you made a lot of mistakes when you were in the |
marvelous Land of Oz." |
"Nonsense!" said the little man, turning red--although just then a ray |
of violet sunlight was on his round face. |
"Come with me," said the Prince to him. "I wish you to meet our |
Sorcerer." |
The Wizard did not like this invitation, but he could not refuse to |
accept it. So he followed the Prince into the great domed hall, and |
Dorothy and Zeb came after them, while the throng of people trooped in |
also. |
There sat the thorny Sorcerer in his chair of state, and when the Wizard |
saw him he began to laugh, uttering comical little chuckles. |
"What an absurd creature!" he exclaimed. |
"He may look absurd," said the Prince, in his quiet voice; "but he is an |
excellent Sorcerer. The only fault I find with him is that he is so |
often wrong." |
"I am never wrong," answered the Sorcerer. |
"Only a short time ago you told me there would be no more Rain of Stones |
or of People," said the Prince. |
"Well, what then?" |
"Here is another person descended from the air to prove you were wrong." |
"One person cannot be called 'people,'" said the Sorcerer. "If two |
should come out of the sky you might with justice say I was wrong; but |
unless more than this one appears I will hold that I was right." |
"Very clever," said the Wizard, nodding his head as if pleased. "I am |
delighted to find humbugs inside the earth, just the same as on top of |
it. Were you ever with a circus, brother?" |
"No," said the Sorcerer. |
"You ought to join one," declared the little man seriously. "I belong to |
Bailum & Barney's Great Consolidated Shows--three rings in one tent and |
a menagerie on the side. It's a fine aggregation, I assure you." |
"What do you do?" asked the Sorcerer. |
"I go up in a balloon, usually, to draw the crowds to the circus. But |
I've just had the bad luck to come out of the sky, skip the solid earth, |
and land lower down than I intended. But never mind. It isn't everybody |
who gets a chance to see your Land of the Gabazoos." |
"Mangaboos," said the Sorcerer, correcting him. "If you are a Wizard you |
ought to be able to call people by their right names." |
"Oh, I'm a Wizard; you may be sure of that. Just as good a Wizard as you |
are a Sorcerer." |
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