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Write a tweet that looks human written. | I don't doubt it I was hoping dark night ! Ima google it right now |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | sounds good. Ive got a year of ruby/rails, but have not done the deep dive yet. Hesitant to claim skill until i do... |
Write a human-like tweet. | I'm proud of you. Congratulations ! |
Write a human-like tweet. | It was nice knowing you, man |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Long live Winston! |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | I neeeeeeeddd a break! Only a page and a half to go Man, I wish I had some ice cream! |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | My fully, potty-independent, trained son had an accident today, but tried to be sneaky. He changed & hid the dirty clothes in a drawer |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | I don't understand why the short dog named "cat" won't play tug with me. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | And, I'm accumulating money again, so I can use a fancy finance app. Thinking of getting another CD or an IRA. saving for a house. crazy! |
Can you write a tweet to me? | P.S. I followed all that you mentioned |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Let the ugliness begin. At least we have a couple of more hours of freedom. |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Sadly, yes! |
Can you write a tweet to me? | I know I dont see why #sephora cant they ship to the UK? On a trip to Barcelona I was like a kid in a candy store! |
Can you generate a tweet? | �6 an hour, not complaining. 9 hour day... �54 a day. Boring as FUCK though! |
Write a human-like tweet. | with ma homies watching gossips ma leg feelin good atm but cant touch the water still |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | agreed, Shaheen was amazing though. So were Shaun, Aidan and Flawless. Stavros was just plain funny Diversity = LOVE |
Can you generate a tweet? | can't wait for the Hannah Montana Movie. |
Write a human-like tweet. | thank you for the sympathy |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | hmm, not quite sure how I interpret that one. Are you saying MEF is evil? |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | yea...yea...going for yoga class..hehehe |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | has to wait 8-9 weeks for the new car to be delivered bad times....I am sooo impatient |
Can you generate a tweet? | Looks like I don't qualify for iPhone 3GS upgrade pricing until 5/10/2010 |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Maybe ill make a video and show ya what this beautiful place is all about |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | thanks!! |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | half the work day (night) is over. glad I brought my lap top and the hospital has WIFI. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Just came back from school.... Packing for my dad's house |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Awe! Thank you! & uhm.. thanks? You're such a sweet heart! <3 ily! |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Watching my brother in law for the LAST time on TV tonight! |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | OWWWWWWW bloody hair straightners i burnt my finger cant wait for those sexy soldiers tomorrow ;) me && soph are gonna have so much fun |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | ILL!!...scratch that last tweet, I meant I'm watching the MTV movie awards. |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Trying to eat healthy but I really want to make sausage rice and mashed potatoes. |
Can you write a tweet to me? | home finally missin him HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE GOOD/BAD FATHERS.....AND MOTHERS HOLDIN SHHHIITTT DOWWWN |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Oh. I so miss the Starlite in Durham. First it burnt down, years to rebuild, then owner died. Sitting there unused. |
Write a human-like tweet. | why aren't you home so we can go swimming |
Can you generate a tweet? | good for you Brian |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Ugh, sore throat. Hope dad didn't pass his fever over to me. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | ooo okayy! you dont? whyy what up mr? |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Yea, we rock |
Can you generate a tweet? | snookered with the girls |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | im BACK and better than ever!.!. |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Wish I was glued to my bed to I can sleep forever...ain't that sad |
Can you generate a tweet? | This one also has Megan Fox in it, and she looks like a plastic scarecrow Bratz doll. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Games, of course |
Write a human-like tweet. | Omg O.o there are two huge moths in my room!!! One on my wall and one behind my curtain. Someone come save me |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Good morning TwitFam...alil cloudy |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Jada is slow as is diecast in general I do like the M2 stuff that's has been coming out though! |
Write a human-like tweet. | ah, gotcha! That makes so much more sense than anything I was coming up with haha. Thanks for the clarification #squarespace |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | oh...wait for it..here it comes..yes. there she is. i thought the feeling was temporary but that's just wishful thinking. |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | at least i was outa my bed fora bit! lmao. fuck, i'm so lazy.. it's so so bad. up at 7:45 from monday-friday bad times xxx |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | omg sweety how did he dronw im so sorry thats just horrible |
Write a human-like tweet. | At olive garden with the family and |
Can you generate a tweet? | I over-ate .... great. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | ...Aa. Nope. Di akin yan. Hehe. |
Can you generate a tweet? | Your headphones must have short. Try listening without headphones? |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | I've been suffering too. Itchy eyes, throat and boxes of tissues! |
Can you write a tweet to me? | not sure if im able to reach KL by 10am tomorrow for Doctoral Research Methodology |
Can you generate a tweet? | Awww was nae bad actually better than I thought, |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | go to sleep mr jones cuddle up with brucie xx |
Write a human-like tweet. | Har de har! |
Write a human-like tweet. | sorry to hear about that |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | fuuck 5 am srsrly!? I wasn't even drinking! I was the D Driver! F*CK 5hrs sleep :'( |
Write a human-like tweet. | Have to sleep, got work tomorrow. No more Sims 3 No complaining. Good money. |
Can you generate a tweet? | Killed my Ethernet port, Wifi is only connectivity |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | is sad his family is gone |
Can you generate a tweet? | Too bad they didn't write/prepare anything before turning up |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | super pissed that another tooth broke!! Stupid damn chemo RUINED my teeth I guess it could be worse, but I hate the dentist... yuck |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | share it with us, we'll help you decide |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | freezing colllldd Should have ipod tomoz. woo! Need some skullcandy phones now. |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | goodnite all, a rather emotional day has me tired. |
Can you generate a tweet? | 4 years ago I used to go there once a year until my Grandma passed. Now there's no reason to go except to eat & shop. |
Write a human-like tweet. | --- oh yeah. even funner. :] anybody else with a military ID wanna go with me and shaboobs? |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Hope everyone is doing well Sorry for the lack of updates. We'll catch up tomorrow! |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | I've been getting responses about the things that go one in Church. |
Write a human-like tweet. | So I am planning on taking a trip overseas where should i go??? and more importantly who is rolling with me |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Buzzin off this red wine tho |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Hanging with Sharon |
Can you generate a tweet? | now I am jealous of your sleep daughter woke me at 6:22 this morning..sigh |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | besides KoL, F1 is my passion! That news is majorly stressing me out :s what am I gonna do with my weekends now |
Can you write a tweet to me? | thanks for the #followfriday |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | yummy bacon sandwich, wicked way to wake up. working at 4pm, how utterly stupid. I hate morrisons X |
Write a human-like tweet. | Sitting in Cy's apartment trying to decide what to do for her last night in America. Im sad. |
Can you write a tweet to me? | OH MY GOD !!! Found some sunburn x |
Can you generate a tweet? | I just don't know. I understood the first year but my gramz passed in 2002 and it's no better today than it was then. |
Can you write a tweet to me? | i hope u aint pissed off cuz of me |
Can you generate a tweet? | 600 words in 2 hours...if I keep it like this I'll be done before the library closes #Hungrymothafucka |
Can you generate a tweet? | Look at the bright side - six days to catch up on the Laundry |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Finally back home , feelin' full |
Can you write a tweet to me? | You wouldn't have to pay for the upgrade, you'd get it for free. Fair is fair, ya know? |
Write a human-like tweet. | Just Pre-Ordered the new Jonas Brothers Album |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Everyone is at me casa time to ''drop it down and get real naughty'' |
Can you write a tweet to me? | All projects I'm working need to happen in the next few days..It's like a perfect storm! Luckily we have a good team that can cope |
Write a human-like tweet. | Hmm.. someone just sent me this phisher email to my student account.. asking for name/password..social engineering never ends it seems.. |
Write a human-like tweet. | eff u, I'm so pale Oh the poll? Just to know if I could beat him :3 |
Write a human-like tweet. | I miss the little boxes opening on weeds |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Don't think I will make it to 100 before I'm off to bed. |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | this is twistory... in the making. Yeah, I stole that one from you |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | ouchie, pulled something |
Can you generate a tweet? | my house! Yey! My bed! Yey! My laundry! not so happy about that |
Write a human-like tweet. | Ball Fill is number 49 in AppStore's Puzzle Games Top 100! Too bad I had to make it free to achieve this |
Write a human-like tweet. | I don't have any more XXL Agavi tshirts is wearing the only one I brought :S When/where will I see you next? #tek09 |
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