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I love having mommy/sissy hang out days! Days like these make me realize how blessed I am to have the family I do! love you guys!
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colds nearly gone, yayness!! greys anatomy on tonight . . . . . .double yay!
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Okay, now your favorite 2 colors!? hahahaaaa.
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Tell me about it, i'm skint till the end of the month as i went mad this month when i got paid lol! I'll scam my bro for 1
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i hate u
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...first legendary on GPX+
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YUM...tacos. Tacos rule...in the words of Joe Jonas.
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is off to ballet
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Anywho... goodmorning tweeties* ..I have a mild hangover right now, lol & im really trying 2 get off work 2day
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And I'm only 20!!! GAH! I know why though, it's because I won't wear my glasses and I squinch my eyes to see.
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LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL..EVER
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watchin 2 Fast 2 Furious then Casino Royale still working on APES
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Finally got my background to work! Goodnight, Twits
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a great R&B mix by Carlsberg(?! love those streetfest freebies!) is movin my player now how r u?
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but iva can't join in.. Really.. It's like i'm very unkind to her..
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hahahaha alright well dont say i didnt try, and i will have that mixtape cd for you when we hang out
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I said few! Ur one of the few
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missed sushi again today. there's always next monday.
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yo girl... it is too exciting that you are on here... you will be transformed in no time
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which bar?
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Jury tomorrow morning. Ugh. I hope I don't get picked. That would mean no camping this weekend
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yes but i'm disappointed with adam hills
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Thinks that "Kelsey" from Metro Station is the bomb, after hearing it during FAME warm-ups. First day of rehearsals in the Hall today!
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I thought, for a while, that Google Wave was like a mexican wave, that you did on a computer. The truth is much less fun
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has a bug. Can't even keep water down
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At The Gym
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Question: what SHOULD be on your chin? Answer: A GOATEE. That is all. ;) Good luck with everything! "See" you on Thursday!
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Arrived over an hour early - no bags. Had to sprint to the gate as the doors closed since United check in system glitches me. United
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Definitely happy to be on my way home. It's been a long day but unfortunately uni work demands attention
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i have boob envy
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Doing promotion for the show? Conan? Kimmel? Doctors want to know T.O.!
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sunny outside
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hahah that is def my house.. like no lie.. but we not ghetto.. we jus have car problems
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word. Me too
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The rain the rain the rain. I hate the rain
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Well, if you're READING, then stay in!
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Walking instead of waiting 4 bus. My right foot has been hurting today when I walk and my back right back/hip MS sure SUX =P
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I CANT SLEEP.
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Hey. Huyyy. Ugh. Lahat na. )
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aww man :/ i am such a nosy person that it will bug me
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Today is so gloomy
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looking for a geocache or something, but can't find it
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party was shitty
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omg please don't remind me!!! I'm gonna run tonight when the sun sets!!
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I'm trying desperatly to cover up the sunburn I got this morning at the car wash
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That's adorable I usually take a pill to help me actually get to sleep, lol.
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omg u are like ssso good!!! are u a fake or not?!?!? can u asnwerrr because nobody does here
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now watching
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Always ask GOD 2 giv u wat u deserve,Not what u desire. Your desirez may b few bt u deserve alot. Good Morning my friend!
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I know! I'm so proud! P.s. We SERIOUSLY need to catch up!! Its been too long
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i have a cold, i can't go to school because the health authorities have advised students with colds to stay home
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Home. Such a good weekend. I love my friends & I miss Fire Island already
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Forgot my charger for macbook pro... Now without internet
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I did get the dm. Sorry I missed it. #eviltwittertwinhug
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on a 2week facebook/multiply break. twitter is my fb rehab
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yeah... ... about that... ... have fun... ... it'd be interesting to see how her writing's changed... ...
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lets hope the weather is as good as this one
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Old C's for the bday
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noooo i dont wanna clean bathrooms
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had fun today!, swam at zyanya's, then ate tacos with carrie, then walked w/ carrie, ashley, frankie, kassie, and zyanya to the store.
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Why aren't you TWEETING?
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FF means "FCK FRIENDS"! jk, jk, jk, it means FOLLOW FRIDAY BISH!
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he's definately a strong lil guy!
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Auto gearbox clonk equals about 1800 quid evidently
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how was it? i've still got two!
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Were losing jamal crawford... fucken warriors
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I'm gonna die from this headache ^
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where are you stupid calculator! .. off to an exam
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i wish there were a thunder storm tonight.
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Starting out as a bad day already
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Break. Three more hours! I wish I could see my Meggy today
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i saw you several times, but you too popular. i'm actually on my way to the airport. #140conf
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Our national day ! You will find links in my updates ! Great new week to you from Bergen, Norway
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Hey there it has been a long time
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Good Morning Tweets
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We ca't switch roles - I like my early rising! We missed going to the market today because of the huge lay in
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After months of hip hop I still feel like all i've really accomplished is looking like a fish out of water flopping around.
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I wish I could take the credit for that post but I just RETweeted it from
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@ you being hostile in the Drake thread. I'm just relaying the info that I heard.
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Really wishing Panera had their tomato soup right now. What should I have for dinner!!?
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t� bom eu vou me casar virgem que nem as meninas do Jonas Brothers
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french oral exam today
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is sad because his mac is gone... Goodbye my friend...
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gosh! my atm card dropped inside the toilet bowl!
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Sooo not looking forward to the exams tomo!
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Happy SUNDAAAAY !!! Much Love <3
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That's crazy... 10 hrs! Are you sure your doing it right?? xx
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Prom is going to be wonderdul! It would be even more perfect if were coming
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BTW G2G is a great piece of software. You should really feel proud
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Your Polish is excelent
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oh for sure sweetie, we will hang! now I just have to save enough for this trip! hehe
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ahh so sunburned ! how does that happen when theres no sun out ?
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tim cahill is unlikely to play for the socceroos next wednesday because of injury
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6. You? I'm gonna miss all of our classroom gags
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very tired. bored. someone talk to me?
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Brushing the teeth.
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I will not lose . . .
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31st july. so anytime after that is ok.lol
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Keep an eye out for their new Bengal IPA as well as the Golden Dragon Strong Celtic Ale
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RE: Ready or Not Here I Come Who doesn't feel like THIS some days? AWESOME!!!