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Generate a tweet about Knights.
Knights tie the game at 5-5 on an RBI ground out but can’t scratch across any other runs as we leave two stranded in scoring position. We head to the seventh looking to keep Norfolk off the board so we can win it! #FunKnights | #ArmorUp
Generate a tweet about John Oliver.
When John Oliver is coming after you, you know your days are numbered, Madison. For those who don’t know me, I’m Eric Gash and I’m a democrat running to defeat Madison Cawthorn. Help me accomplish that by retweeting and following my account.
Generate a tweet about Disneyland.
Lol whenever I hear anything about Disneyland it just makes me want to never go there again
Generate a tweet about Spyfall.
So i just read the spyfall 1 script, that part in the final scene of Spyfall part 1 where 13 says "where's barton" and then the Master runs around mocking her, that was improvised... incredible and actually makes me laugh ever rewatch.
Generate a tweet about The Pinkprint.
My obsession with The Pinkprint was my brand in middle school
Generate a tweet about FaceTime.
I want ig live to be like FaceTime i can watch the live & be on something else on my phone😭
Generate a tweet about tiktok.
gonna go binge watch william ellis tiktok before i sleep
Generate a tweet about Knights.
Knights can’t get any more runs across as a double play ends the inning. But we got two back and head to the sixth inning trailing by one run! #FunKnights | #ArmorUp
Generate a tweet about New York.
Going to an HBCU is like waking up to New York fashion week everyday. Everyday is a look honey. Ugh I love black women.
Generate a tweet about burford.
Bro if i gotta go back to burford for this damn job Imma throw up
Generate a tweet about Occam.
I tried telling a joke about Occam, but it was a bit too obvious.
Generate a tweet about Supernatural.
Candice Patton just posted a photo with the caption “I’m your huckleberry”. I can’t escape Supernatural 😔
Generate a tweet about Odd Taxi.
Odd Taxi has such an interesting concept but they all talk so fast it's hard to follow the subtitles sometimes 😭
Generate a tweet about Perfect Dark.
Dues Ex is just Perfect Dark for people who have too much time on their hands.
Generate a tweet about Skyscraper.
I remember being 15 years old and thinking Demi’s Skyscraper was made for me
Generate a tweet about Shelah.
In the possible world where Shelah got a Field medal I didn't tweet this
Generate a tweet about Google.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!! We now create Knowledge Graphs for Brands & Public figures on Google.
Generate a tweet about Bryan Mills.
Saints waived-injured Adonis Alexander, cut Michael Brown and Jake Lampman and Lawrence Woods, signed Caleb Benenoch, Natrell Jamerson, Bryan Mills and Jordan Mills
Generate a tweet about OPI.
One of my limited edition OPI nail polishes is glued shut 🙁 I’ve soaked it in acetone for over an hour and I still can’t open it. It’s a beautiful shade I’ve only worn once and I want to cry 😢 #PolishCollector
Generate a tweet about Chris Morgan.
Needed a Chris Morgan out there today to deal with there set pieces ⚔️⚔️
Generate a tweet about Savage Love.
Oml. New coworker, who is HOT btw caught me primping in my car. He smiled and waved. Oh and I was singing Savage Love hahaha
Generate a tweet about Ebru Şahin.
Ebru Şahin alone is a big name, stay away from her personal life!
Generate a tweet about eminem.
Man I'm done I haven't seen the usual twitter feed in ages they've all moved on and are MENTALLY STABLE NOW! wow WOW am i the only one at the party it's like there's an eminem album converted to JAZZ using machine learning playing in the background here i'm cold and scared HELP
Generate a tweet about foo fighters.
I need a fucking foo fighters pre sale code and I need it now 😫😫😫
Generate a tweet about Wyckoff.
I want to move in to a Apartment in Wyckoff, right now I am not done just yet with this through still.
Generate a tweet about burak deniz.
the only burak i care about, is burak deniz #herşeyyeniden
Generate a tweet about Debby.
just struck me that Debby Ryan’s name is really Debby ... Deborah
Generate a tweet about goki.
suddenly thought of this: no. of times each loud contestant have been saved from elimination: jang hyunsoo - 2 (R4&5) zo doohyun - 2 (R1&3) keiju - 1 (R2) goki - 1 (R5) kim donghyun - 1 (R4) and idky but i found this amazing
Generate a tweet about Momoland.
Momoland has so much talent and their agency doesn't even care about what they have.
Generate a tweet about Foucault.
It's odd that so many on the right hate Foucault, but love Seeing like a State. They even go on about legibility a lot!
Generate a tweet about 2k.
The fact it’s no 99 in 2k this year I know it’s going to be a great game nfs
Generate a tweet about Arbaaz Khan.
Ananya Panday in Arbaaz Khan's show Pinch 🔥 Unapologetically honest and very polite she is.. ❤️ #Pinch #AnanyaPanday
Generate a tweet about Mickey Mouse.
Jonah looks SO cute in his Mickey Mouse chonies 😫😂💙💙💙
Generate a tweet about Jessica Simpson.
today is apparently an Irresistible by Jessica Simpson on repeat kinda day
Generate a tweet about Double Jeopardy.
I am unreasonably obsessed with Double Jeopardy (1999) bc of the furious mom vs sleazebag husband dynamic
Generate a tweet about Sling Blade.
Last night I started watching Sling Blade, a movie which for 25 years I have thought was about a character nicknamed “Sling Blade.”
Generate a tweet about Ric flair.
Ric flair is trending, let's check it ou..... dear god wTf
Generate a tweet about Stoneham.
⚽️ GOAL ⚽️ Another free kick scored by Stoneham Fareham 1-2 Stoneham (49)
Generate a tweet about Hobgoblins.
Hey @RiffTrax , who would you say were more incompetent; the kids from Hobgoblins, or the kids from Blood Theatre?
Generate a tweet about Matthew Mercer.
I just wrote out my introduction to my new Tal'Dorei campaign and boy howdy, trying to pull a Matthew Mercer is almost like being back in school O.o Lucky for me, I like history and this feels like those assignments - I´ve made a beautiful introduction to this new adventure.
Generate a tweet about LA.
I can't live in any place that I visit...to live and die in LA -Frank Ocean
Generate a tweet about Rauw Alejandro.
Someone came up to my boo on day 2 and told him he looks like Rauw Alejandro and Jose goes "Rauw look like me tf" oiloo 😂
Generate a tweet about Dave Chappelle.
Dave Chappelle was great in his prime but y’all acting like he was running shit naaa brudda😂
Generate a tweet about VXX.
Jk huge $VXX call buyers on tape I cut $AAL
Generate a tweet about Johnny Cash.
America was fucked the moment that Johnny Cash started releasing hack covers of iconic songs and we didn’t treat him like the senile old fraud that he was…or maybe Watergate…one of those two.
Generate a tweet about Voldemort.
like really now,how i'm suppose to know ur married if u dont wear a ring, u dont post dis nigga and pretty much mention dude like u talking bout Voldemort.
Generate a tweet about safari.
I’m not sure if it was because I was trying to use safari, I did not try to use chrome or brave on my iOS device. I simply went straight to brave on my laptop and the process was incredibly seamless. I will be happy to help if anyone has questions. Just dm me.
Generate a tweet about Christian Mingle.
I finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle...my username is..ComeGetPsalm😂😂
Generate a tweet about Hammond organ.
My Hammond organ needs a lot of upkeep, just like an old car. Trevor Brooks is my Organ Tech. Three or four times a year we're working on it to it to make sure it's in tip top shape and ready for the road. Without Trevor, I can't really do it.
Generate a tweet about Alejandro Escovedo.
Define your music taste with 10 artists/bands: (Today) Lucinda Williams Joni Mitchell Alejandro Escovedo Gillian Welch Chuck Prophet Robbie Fulks James McMurtry Emmylou Harris Patti Smith Bruce Springsteen
Generate a tweet about Twitter.
Twitter finally gave me Twitter spaces to host lmao. Am I one of the cool kids yet?
Generate a tweet about rainforest cafe.
babe whats wrong you havent touched your rainforest cafe pizza yet
Generate a tweet about The quint.
Love story of batra and cheema 💔 After watching shershah I saw her (dimple cheema's) interview with The quint. Her voice and the way she told her story Heartbreaking. Kitni strong hogi k aise akele rehne ka decision le liya jab k naa shadi huyi thi batra se na engagement.
Generate a tweet about radiohead.
how come every time it rains all i wanna listen to is radiohead
Generate a tweet about Afghanistan.
I call that the next ghost recon or splinter cell is going to in the middle east Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, all of that
Generate a tweet about jonas brother.
mental how nick jonas is and always has been the best jonas brother
Generate a tweet about Piers Morgan.
Mehdi Hassan sounds very like Piers Morgan-hopefully talks more sense #bbcqt
Generate a tweet about Abercrombie.
It's crazy how Abercrombie, the brand that caused the most body dysmorphia in my childhood, now has good quality pieces and sizes that are actually accurate!?!?!
Generate a tweet about Cisco.
I wish i also have dead timer like Cisco routers have para once na inignore hindi mangungulit pa.
Generate a tweet about Canada.
Occasional fasting can protect you from viral infection, or at least ensure symptoms are mild Reducing your calorie intake changes gut microbiome—the universe of bacteria—and this makes any infection far less virulent, say researchers from University of British Columbia in Canada
Generate a tweet about Pirates.
Based on the Pirates lineup when Brault pitches he should bat fifth
Generate a tweet about Manuel Medina.
With a win, Manny Pacquiao would join Sugar Ray Robinson and Manuel Medina as the only fighters to win a world title in the same weight class five times. Five! That is wild.
Generate a tweet about ARKNIGHTS.
small brain: limited units galaxy brain: THE EVENT HAS A GRINDSTONE STAGE #ARKNIGHTS
Generate a tweet about JIMMY KIMMEL.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM HOSTING JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW AHHHHH
Generate a tweet about Miguel.
If i get told i look like Pharrell, Miguel, or Bruno Mars one mo gin ima make a collage my damn self cause wtf 😂
Generate a tweet about FFXIV.
Wife's follow-up appointment got cancelled AGAIN !! But we got the weekly grocery shopping done. About to eat some lunch, then take a nice nap, and THEN ... #FFXIV this evening !! Probably around 5 or 6PM CST . 💙🧡💙
Generate a tweet about Dirty John.
Watching season 2 of Dirty John makes me so sad. The lengths these guys went through to make their wives appear unstable and the disregard they have for them as people is disgusting
Generate a tweet about Andre 3000.
“Cause somewhere in my life I went wrong just like a syntax error” Andre 3000 is the greatest to ever do it
Generate a tweet about steven cohen.
steven cohen coming on here and criticizing his team publicly is absolutely wild. if charles johnson or larry baer made twitters and started shit-talking the team during slumps I would LOSE it.
Generate a tweet about Kiev.
Live Ukranian Premiere League Play Kiev v Ingulets U2.5 Goals, +115, 2U These teams don't score a whole lot often, I don't think it starts here after a slow start to the game. BOL!
Generate a tweet about Famitsu.
Alright apparently this is Famitsu's mascot and this was (is?) a thing they did for game characters back then.
Generate a tweet about FFXIV.
9. Saddest Scene - You guessed it, its from FFXIV and I will leave it as spoiler free as possible. There is a scene in Rak'tikka, something about the scene reminds me of sending in FFX and just was like, a flood of emotions.
Generate a tweet about Police Squad.
Got off at noon today just in time to catch Police Squad! I’d forgotten how hilarious those movies were. 😂😂😂
Generate a tweet about Tracy Lawrence.
Tracy Lawrence had it right when he said “time marches on”
Generate a tweet about Jonathan Cooper.
Busted screen leads to Drew throwing it away. Jonathan Cooper recognized immediately and put the pressure on Drew, cooper has been a standout all camp.
Generate a tweet about Sofia Coppola.
I finally watched On The Rocks by Sofia Coppola and quite enjoyed it, I must say.
Generate a tweet about Iverson.
but as Iverson says - everybody got they Reasons, but sometimes, what you need is the Answer.
Generate a tweet about WhatsApp.
hello am senga namulindwa who needs a partner today let me connect you with someone near you plis. WhatsApp number 0770312755 just now
Generate a tweet about Telegram.
Cold evening!❤️✨ Happy 3.9K FOLLOWERS, Babies!🥰 Let’s enjoy the night and have some fun! Ugh!😋💦 Availll any of my VCS or CONTENTS and I’ll be giving freebies!😘🤤 Kindly DM me on Telegram: @user
Generate a tweet about George Moore.
“Church history can teach us about the rich legacies that our African Church fathers and mothers left behind.” -George Moore
Generate a tweet about Patrick.
you were phenomenal tonight baobei! a true professional and an outstanding performer. loved hearing your solo lines in into the fire <3 CheerUp Patrick #แพทริคเก่งที่สุด
Generate a tweet about Bryce Courtenay.
Currently reading The Power of One by Bryce Courtenay 🤞🏾
Generate a tweet about Cloverfield.
What series dips in watchability... CLOVERFIELD! ...more than Cloverfield? You have to let me finish.
Generate a tweet about Pavithra.
I feel bad for Pavithra also. What’s wrong with me? 🤦🏾‍♀️ Stockholm Syndrome at its best I guess.
Generate a tweet about ProdigalSon.
🗡️QUESTION What is the name of the serial killer who is copying The Surgeon in 'The Pilot'? #SaveProdigalSon #ProdigalSon
Generate a tweet about Conor McGregor.
They are kind of the future and past versions of themselves. So Michael Bisping and Conor McGregor arguing is somewhat fitting.
Generate a tweet about Berkeley Square.
Reminder that there are still beautiful people in this world. Wandered into Berkeley Square, no nightingales singing sadly, when heard “Beautiful lady; you look amazing” & turned to see this Jamaican street cleaner. His genuine compliments will leave me smiling for a week or more
Generate a tweet about NickKelly.
.@NickKelly continued: “The 19th edition of the MexTour will provide new and existing fans with the opportunity to enjoy an exciting match between premier national teams at Bank of America Stadium, the home of Charlotte FC.”
Generate a tweet about yuzuru hanyu.
i’m fully convinced that yuzuru hanyu’s existence isn’t a coincidence but it’s fated just because in his name he has the kanji character 羽 which is feather (wing symbolism) and then i found out even his skates looked like that specific kanji in his name
Generate a tweet about Guillaume Apollinaire.
“How slow life is, How violent hope is.” — Guillaume Apollinaire, from “Mirabeau Bridge,” Alcools (Doubleday, 1965)
Generate a tweet about Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart made one maybe two unfunny jokes & y’all basically try to act like he never made y’all laugh now
Generate a tweet about David Duke.
I’m listening to the Slow Burn season on David Duke and these people keep calling him handsome. I had to google to make sure I was thinking of the same person 💀
Generate a tweet about Takaichi.
Also, there's not really room in the race for Takaichi and Shimomura. They share the same core constituency within the party.
Generate a tweet about Athanasius.
Athanasius, Bishop of Alexandria, champion of the Nicene Creed, original defender of Orthodoxy against Arianism, was Black. Yet, with the exception of a handful of the oldest icons of him, he is normally depicted in white, European skin tones
Generate a tweet about Jimmy Carr.
- I wish Jimmy Carr had died - I hear ya; RIP Sean Lock, you will be missed. - Oh shit Sean Lock died?!?
Generate a tweet about VickyKaushal.
Why are people mocking #KatrinaKaif and #VickyKaushal? 🤔 Its their life, their choices, their decisions so stop chanting she deserves better she deserves better and focus on your lives 😩
Generate a tweet about Liam.
#TheHundred2021 Liam Livingstone is the best thing to happen for England with his monstrous hitting of sixes with enormous bat speed. Former all rounder Ian Botham comes to mind. Liam t20 world cup player, for sure. Tremendous.
Generate a tweet about nirvana.
dressing my kid in band tees is high up on my list of “favorite parts of parenthood” today she’s wearing nirvana, tomorrow it’s red hot chili peppers
Generate a tweet about Caltech.
To be real for a second, how many other Caltech grads are living their best life in an introvert's paradise right now? 🤓 Aside from the world still being, you know *gestures wildly* at least. 🙃
Generate a tweet about Sam Smith.
I know I’m not the only one. Sam Smith did their good singing on that song. Whew. 🙌🏽