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The one question you should never have to ask while on a date
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Teaching our kids to deal with rejection and slights
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'call me by your name' director reveals details on film's sequel
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While st. louis faces new protests, ferguson is making 'good progress'
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In world first, mdma will be used to treat alcohol addiction in clinical trial
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Texas rep. jessica farrar trolls gop by proposing $100 fine for men who masturbate
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Obamacare enrollment halted by verizon data center crash
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Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph a: an animal with a long neck
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Of course my days are numbered.. that's how calendars work.
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Why amy schumer is your new feminist best friend
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I'm usually exited for winter... but then i get cold feet.
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Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras
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I like my coffee like i like my women... with a big cup size.
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I bet if jimmy cracked your corn you'd care, you selfish son of a bitch.
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What do you call an all female traveling band mobile broadband
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Kodak's short film about 'understanding' will take your breath away
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Homeless man takes massive risk to save his dog
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Dear mom: i'm sorry for every mean thing i ever said... about myself
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In first un address as leader, aung san suu kyi defends efforts on rohingyas
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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from tyson.
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In seoul, confusion and apathy surround city's 3,200 bomb shelters
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Bodies recovered at scene of new york city building explosion
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Tcu quarterback trevone boykin arrested after allegedly assaulting police officer
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Your mother's so fat... she listens to jimmy buffet.
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The only b word women should be called is... is beautiful. bitches love being called beautiful.
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What do you call an army of toddlers? infant-ry. *insert cringe here*
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Cesar chavez shines the spotlight on a man virtually ignored by history
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Five easy ways to detoxify your home without freaking out
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Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!
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The 50 most powerful coming outs of 2012
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Americans don't really trust any of the candidates in an international crisis
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What's adolf hitler's favorite letter? not z, that's for sure.
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Houston police chief says he's sick of inaction on gun control
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The iditarod: mushing with the best in the world
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Wow, there's a 16 percent chance donald trump will be president
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What is the volume of monica lewinsky's mouth? one us leader
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Taylor swift gets the best 'welcome' to rhode island ever (photo)
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Get a bachelor ben engagement ring for less
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When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent p)
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Ava duvernay to direct 'the battle of versailles' movie for hbo
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Tsa rules and regulations - everyone calm down...
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Israeli military charges soldier with manslaughter in shooting of wounded palestinian assailant
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Jerry hall chops off her iconic long hair into a lob haircut (photos)
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'famous food & drinks' by federico mauro is making us feel food feelings (photos)
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I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good.
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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? yarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!!!
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Why is there no windows 9? obviously 789 i would be surprised if you said something else.
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8 women made history at boston marathon in 1972 --14,000 registered in 2015 race
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Every room in my house has a stained-glass window. maybe i should wash them sometime....
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What's the difference betweens jews and santa-claus? santa claus comes down the chimney
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Nsfw why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? to get back at her girlfriend.
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Every night, i have attractive girls banging on my door and sometimes, i let them out!
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Supreme court could put a big check on cops who shoot and kill with impunity
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Just realized i've never axed anyone a question in my whole life.
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Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that
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Her: undress me with your words... me: i saw a spider in your bra.
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Media helps boost donald trump's false claim that 'millions' voted illegally
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Nomad micro home is easier to assemble than that ikea dresser from college (photos)
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The fashion advice from our moms that will never go out of style
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The huge first step toward lgbt equality, but not the last
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Jeff sessions doubles down on bush-era anti-crime program
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Meditation tips: does meditation have to be serious?
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Childhood fears vs. adult fears, in 4 hilarious comics
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What did mozart and beethoven do whilst in the grave? decompose
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Courage is like love: it must have hope to nourish it
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Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. it will be largely symbolic (and artisanal).
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Jay z sings along to beyoncé during her made in america show because that's what love is
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What do astronauts put on their toast? space jam.
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Domhnall gleeson, that 'nasty piece of work' general hux, is one of today's brightest actors
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Senate republicans are closer than ever to repealing obamacare
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Who's boss? boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of sh*t...!!
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These were the first photos to show america's landscapes in all their vivid colors
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Pennsylvania congressional upset undercuts gop messaging on tax law
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Yo mama's so ugly even her dildo went limp.
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How do you make a little girl cry twice. you rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
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Christian fashion line is brainchild of former model, kylie bisutti (photos)
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Wife: have you seen my razor? me: i have not
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If i was an engineer, i would turn emo. my inventions would be cutting edge
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Confederate flag supporters indicted under georgia's anti-gang law
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Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her.
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Albert einstein's brain: 12 facts about gray matter of scientific genius (photos)
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Movie review: the best exotic marigold hotel -- for the elderly and beautiful
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This thanksgiving, thank your gen y's & gen y's, thank your baby boomers
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Hillary clinton struggles to find footing in unusual race
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Sheila eddy murdered skylar neese because she 'didn't want to be friends with her anymore'
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What's brown and sticky? my poster of beyonce.
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I ejaculated so hard that conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter.
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Why is depressed clothing so convenient? it hangs itself
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Illustrators depict the everyday items giving hope to child refugees
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Why did hitler buy glasses? he could not see.
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So i got brainfreeze today.. i was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000
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Boxed wine: because corkscrews are dangerous after the second bottle.
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In defense of being mary jane and flawed fictional black women
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High blood pressure associated with declining brain functioning
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I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me.
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The countries spending the most on health care
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Wanda sykes gets right to the point with donald trump diss
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Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone.
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Leading german far-right figure ditches party, converts to islam
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Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally.
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