CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Person of interest detained after california mosque 'firebombed'	false
The only thing i want to portion control is my time spent at work.	true
A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... i'm dreading it	true
I bought a fan today... it blows, man.	true
Massachusetts is the best place to live if you're a woman	false
Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches	true
Ana gasteyer has 'no idea' if she'll return to 'curb your enthusiasm'	false
Trump’s zig-zagging on health care back to zig. for now.	false
Public pianos, vandalism & the metrics of hope (or, how to win 99% of bets)	false
Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.	true
Why, oh why, can't everyone just play nicely in the sandbox??	false
What did hillary clinton do when her email was hacked? she asked donald trump to build a firewall.	true
It's saturday, so i'm as lazy as the guy who drew the japanese flag.	true
Baby sellers shows the evil side of kirstie alley	false
These guard dogs take their jobs very seriously	false
Hundreds of events draw the line against keystone xl & tar sands	false
People read #famouslasttexts sent to them by exes, hookups and crushes	false
If theres an otter, youre underwater. if a ferret you see, then on land you be.	true
We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time.	true
In divided syria, u.s. strike both welcomed and condemned	false
Candy dessert recipes prove you can never have too much of a good thing (photos)	false
Bryan cranston marriage: 'breaking bad' actor says he and wife attend couples therapy	false
Meet the washington insider behind ben carson's outsider campaign	false
What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with pms? you can negotiate with a terrorist.	true
Nutella. a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas.	true
I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!	true
A straight rooster says coco doodle doo, a gay rooster says... any cockledoo!	true
Avril lavigne slams mark zuckerberg for 'bullying' nickelback	false
Russia today: a short interview with natasha, pierre & the great comet of 1812's david abeles	false
Don't look for a job in a funeral company it's a dying industry	true
The road to everywhere: why you can't put off that trip any longer	false
Chuck norris was born may 6th 1945. the nazis surrendered may 7th 1945.	true
Make sure to tip your waitress. it's pretty funny when they fall over.	true
Most medicaid enrollees are happy with coverage as it is, report shows	false
Slightly funny gay joke what doesn't work? a gay dude allergic to nuts	true
In other words, 2 percent of household germs kinda like lysol spray	true
Yoga instructor mom literally bends over backward for her kids	false
One fish, two fish, red fish who left their bloody tampon in the fucking fishbowl?	true
They laughed at reagan, too: trump's ideas will outlast him on the political stage	false
What's the internal temperature of a ton-ton? lukewarm	true
Who is a graduate student's least favorite greek hero? thesus	true
Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work	true
Bagged heart mysteriously appears in ohio field, stumping police	false
I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet.	true
Watch out, there's a giant armadillo-like structure taking over paris	false
Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee time to whiskey time.	true
Why we need to change how we talk about climate change	false
Why was the communist arrested? he was caught red handed.	true
Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in scrabble.	true
Hardly strictly warren hellman: a bluegrass hero and civic patron	false
Warning: a punny joke what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? outlaws are wanted.	true
I like my women like i like my m.c. escher paintings impossibly proportioned	true
Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? it was the pot calling the cattle back.	true
What's the difference between a philosophy major and a cashier at kfc? a job application.	true
Sailor, jeff reyes, meets his baby for the first time and makes us all smile (photo)	false
Jason chaffetz says he's 'ready' to subpoena james comey memo	false
Someone's shooting sea otters in california, and officials want answers	false
What did anakin say to padme right before they had sex? let's see those naboobies.	true
Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy? because they had good high jeans	true
The first openly gay charlotte city councilwoman opens up about hb2	false
Millennial women are actually pretty optimistic about workplace equality	false
Tropical storm beryl threatens southeastern coast from florida to south carolina	false
Progressive challenger wants birmingham to be 'frontline resistance to trump policies'	false
'i like mouse but i couldn't eat a whole one' - our sodding cat	true
11 places to buy yoga gear that aren't lululemon	false
Mosquito myths: misconceptions about the insects and their diseases	false
My family used to move a lot when i was a kid, but i always found them.	true
What kind of ideas do blind people get? brailleant ones. sauce: am blind.	true
Andy samberg casts a spell over donald trump's 'witch hunt' claims	false
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? spitting, swallowing and gargling.	true
What do you call an eskimo peeping tom? tommy took a look. (say it fast)	true
3 reasons why you need to stop dieting if you want to keep the weight off	false
If zombies attack i'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth.	true
The senate gop health care bill has a fatal flaw	false
Yes, helicopter parenting happens, even at the doctor's office	false
I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week it's nice being single again	true
Your ultimate guide to staying beautiful while traveling by plane, car, train and even boat	false
There once was a man from dupree, whose limericks ended on line three. i don't know why,	true
10 inspirations for creating something new in your kitchen	false
Norad santa tracker 2013: here comes santa claus!	false
What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? sandusky	true
What country has the loosest regulations on incest? google was no help, any idea?	true
What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? your mom can't take a joke.	true
Joe biden will appear on 'law & order: special victims unit'	false
I can't believe people make jokes about cancer patients with no fathers sick bastards	true
Man pens witty, kind letter and airline actually drops his fee	false
Great white shark sticks head in diving cage; divers narrowly avoid attack in south africa (video)	false
5 ways to include your mother-in-law in your wedding planning	false
Maybe she's born with it. maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup. -maybelline	true
Republican national committee pulls funding for roy moore's senate campaign	false
My lizards won't mate... must be a reptile dysfunction.	true
What do you call your friend from prague who beat you at chess? your czech mate	true
Snooki tweets 'sitting-only' shoes, which should not be a thing (photo)	false
Nearly 3,000 venezuelans arrested in less than 2 months of explosive protests	false
'my family kicked me out for being gay'	false
How does a black man laugh? they snigger.	true
Homosexuals please help me. i think my hamsters are gay. how do i let them know it's okay?	true
I bet black people whoooa this tweet is not starting off well	true
How do you make a hormone? kick her in the cunt.	true
Franca sozzani, arianna huffington & doutzen kroes discuss eating disorders at harvard	false

Person of interest detained after california mosque 'firebombed'

false

The only thing i want to portion control is my time spent at work.

true

A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... i'm dreading it

true

I bought a fan today... it blows, man.

true

Massachusetts is the best place to live if you're a woman

false

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches

true

Ana gasteyer has 'no idea' if she'll return to 'curb your enthusiasm'

false

Trump’s zig-zagging on health care back to zig. for now.

false

Public pianos, vandalism & the metrics of hope (or, how to win 99% of bets)

false

Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

true

Why, oh why, can't everyone just play nicely in the sandbox??

false

What did hillary clinton do when her email was hacked? she asked donald trump to build a firewall.

true

It's saturday, so i'm as lazy as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

true

Baby sellers shows the evil side of kirstie alley

false

These guard dogs take their jobs very seriously

false

Hundreds of events draw the line against keystone xl & tar sands

false

People read #famouslasttexts sent to them by exes, hookups and crushes

false

If theres an otter, youre underwater. if a ferret you see, then on land you be.

true

We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time.

true

In divided syria, u.s. strike both welcomed and condemned

false

Candy dessert recipes prove you can never have too much of a good thing (photos)

false

Bryan cranston marriage: 'breaking bad' actor says he and wife attend couples therapy

false

Meet the washington insider behind ben carson's outsider campaign

false

What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with pms? you can negotiate with a terrorist.

true

Nutella. a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas.

true

I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!

true

A straight rooster says coco doodle doo, a gay rooster says... any cockledoo!

true

Avril lavigne slams mark zuckerberg for 'bullying' nickelback

false

Russia today: a short interview with natasha, pierre & the great comet of 1812's david abeles

false

Don't look for a job in a funeral company it's a dying industry

true

The road to everywhere: why you can't put off that trip any longer

false

Chuck norris was born may 6th 1945. the nazis surrendered may 7th 1945.

true

Make sure to tip your waitress. it's pretty funny when they fall over.

true

Most medicaid enrollees are happy with coverage as it is, report shows

false

Slightly funny gay joke what doesn't work? a gay dude allergic to nuts

true

In other words, 2 percent of household germs kinda like lysol spray

true

Yoga instructor mom literally bends over backward for her kids

false

One fish, two fish, red fish who left their bloody tampon in the fucking fishbowl?

true

They laughed at reagan, too: trump's ideas will outlast him on the political stage

false

What's the internal temperature of a ton-ton? lukewarm

true

Who is a graduate student's least favorite greek hero? thesus

true

Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work

true

Bagged heart mysteriously appears in ohio field, stumping police

false

I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet.

true

Watch out, there's a giant armadillo-like structure taking over paris

false

Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee time to whiskey time.

true

Why we need to change how we talk about climate change

false

Why was the communist arrested? he was caught red handed.

true

Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in scrabble.

true

Hardly strictly warren hellman: a bluegrass hero and civic patron

false

Warning: a punny joke what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? outlaws are wanted.

true

I like my women like i like my m.c. escher paintings impossibly proportioned

true

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? it was the pot calling the cattle back.

true

What's the difference between a philosophy major and a cashier at kfc? a job application.

true

Sailor, jeff reyes, meets his baby for the first time and makes us all smile (photo)

false

Jason chaffetz says he's 'ready' to subpoena james comey memo

false

Someone's shooting sea otters in california, and officials want answers

false

What did anakin say to padme right before they had sex? let's see those naboobies.

true

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy? because they had good high jeans

true

The first openly gay charlotte city councilwoman opens up about hb2

false

Millennial women are actually pretty optimistic about workplace equality

false

Tropical storm beryl threatens southeastern coast from florida to south carolina

false

Progressive challenger wants birmingham to be 'frontline resistance to trump policies'

false

'i like mouse but i couldn't eat a whole one' - our sodding cat

true

11 places to buy yoga gear that aren't lululemon

false

Mosquito myths: misconceptions about the insects and their diseases

false

My family used to move a lot when i was a kid, but i always found them.

true

What kind of ideas do blind people get? brailleant ones. sauce: am blind.

true

Andy samberg casts a spell over donald trump's 'witch hunt' claims

false

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? spitting, swallowing and gargling.

true

What do you call an eskimo peeping tom? tommy took a look. (say it fast)

true

3 reasons why you need to stop dieting if you want to keep the weight off

false

If zombies attack i'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth.

true

The senate gop health care bill has a fatal flaw

false

Yes, helicopter parenting happens, even at the doctor's office

false

I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week it's nice being single again

true

Your ultimate guide to staying beautiful while traveling by plane, car, train and even boat

false

There once was a man from dupree, whose limericks ended on line three. i don't know why,

true

10 inspirations for creating something new in your kitchen

false

Norad santa tracker 2013: here comes santa claus!

false

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? sandusky

true

What country has the loosest regulations on incest? google was no help, any idea?

true

What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? your mom can't take a joke.

true

Joe biden will appear on 'law & order: special victims unit'

false

I can't believe people make jokes about cancer patients with no fathers sick bastards

true

Man pens witty, kind letter and airline actually drops his fee

false

Great white shark sticks head in diving cage; divers narrowly avoid attack in south africa (video)

false

5 ways to include your mother-in-law in your wedding planning

false

Maybe she's born with it. maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup. -maybelline

true

Republican national committee pulls funding for roy moore's senate campaign

false

My lizards won't mate... must be a reptile dysfunction.

true

What do you call your friend from prague who beat you at chess? your czech mate

true

Snooki tweets 'sitting-only' shoes, which should not be a thing (photo)

false

Nearly 3,000 venezuelans arrested in less than 2 months of explosive protests

false

'my family kicked me out for being gay'

false

How does a black man laugh? they snigger.

true

Homosexuals please help me. i think my hamsters are gay. how do i let them know it's okay?

true

I bet black people whoooa this tweet is not starting off well

true

How do you make a hormone? kick her in the cunt.

true

Franca sozzani, arianna huffington & doutzen kroes discuss eating disorders at harvard

false