CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Pole vaulting: from the olympics to your own career	false
Have you ever met a fractal? they're so conceited. i mean, they're so full of themselves.	true
Why was the programmer sexist? because he treats women like objects. edit: phrasing	true
One kansas man's heartbreaking effort to find his wife a kidney	false
I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni.	true
What's harry potters favorite way to go down hill? walking... jk rolling	true
Does your dog like children? yes, but he prefers dog food.	true
Here's all the pumpkin-flavored alcohol we'll actually be buying this fall	false
This teacher just won $1 million for being awesome at her job	false
I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life	true
What's the best thing about being a jew...... you don't have to smoke weed to get baked.	true
Pretty cool you had a healthy meal while i was eating the icing off an entire cake.	true
Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? terry schiavo.	true
Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? fowl play was suspected.	true
How do you organize a party in space? you planet	true
The other day i was almost arrested for mooning. public indecency, my ass.	true
Ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them	true
Sri lankan serendipity: top 10 things to do in sri lanka	false
France's election is about so much more than just populism	false
Why was luis suarez expelled from the rap contest? because he was biting.	true
Why does england always get attacked in the summer? because the knights are shorter then.	true
If the voice in your head is a know-it-all...	false
Judge challenging alabama chief justice on gay marriage: 'we're on the right side of history'	false
Why are ca doctors breaking their hippocratic oath on prop 45?	false
Why do arabs use colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection	true
Why did the salmon cross the road? cuz it's fucking flooded.	true
Islamic state used mosul museum as tax department	false
You're only as old as you feel, they say. so, 80. today it's 80.	true
Tarte jumps on the unicorn trend with a truly magical makeup collection	false
What do mlk, elvis, and the houston oilers have in common? they all died in tennessee	true
Rihanna, beyoncé, jessica alba and 27 more stars who love colored pants (photos)	false
Elizabeth warren makes a pitch for democratic women	false
A lawyer walks into a bar he tries his hardest, and passes the exam.	true
Drinking remember, it isn't drinking alone when you're pregnant.	true
Based on how many times i've dropped my phone, i'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.	true
'bachelor' couple's april fools pregnancy prank ticks people off	false
What class does everyone remember fondly from highschool? nostalgebra	true
Bacon e-cards and photos to ease you through the aporkalypse (photos)	false
Ben carson 'suspends' campaign for a book tour	false
What should we name this fruit? passion! ... ... let's not let todd name any more fruits.	true
Lab-made rat kidneys raise hope for dialysis patients	false
Why do spanish tests take so long? because of all the ese questions.	true
What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses? two pirates.	true
Love in one photo: parents share pictures of their families and children that define love	false
Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?	true
Mormon election game: every time romney becomes president, drink.	true
The search for the cutest dog-and-baby photo is over	false
What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? your mother.	true
Porn flicks or virtual coliseum? risking actors' lives for sport	false
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.	true
You hear about the blind guy on wheel of fortune? he asked if he could buy an i.	true
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.	true
Want to hear a funny joke? civil rights. for anyone.	true
Nurse fired for saying stephon clark deserved to die raises $20,000 for herself	false
When is a tree it's loudest? when it begins to bark.	true
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!	true
Morgan freeman's new nat geo series contemplates god, and what in god's name some of us are doing	false
shakespeare resetting his password enter new password. fortnight your password is two weeks.	true
Parents: you have to talk money before you can teach money	false
My friends and i are camping out tonight. it's gonna be in tents.	true
Here's the real magic that comes from reading harry potter	false
Former fox anchor alisyn camerota reveals roger ailes sexually harassed her too	false
Scott elliott and the theater of the uncomfortable	false
I already have a date for valentine's day february 14th	true
Jessica alba stuns in leather dress at paris fashion week (photos)	false
Senate committee advances bill to protect robert mueller	false
Confronting autism early is the key to effective therapy	false
Olympic rowing ...literally is taking place in sewage.	true
Communicating with kids with autism: pictures are better than sign language (study)	false
How do puppets have sex? no strings attached.	true
Menage a trois?! i haven't even successfully split a kit-kat three-ways	true
Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from japan? he graduated sumo cum laude	true
Why batman never joke into comedy. one rule: no killing	true
How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid? you planet early.	true
This marine wants to tell the stories of america's veterans. but he needs your help.	false
The role of american muslims in international peace	false
Paul f. tompkins dishes on 'best week ever' (video)	false
The #cripthevote movement is bringing disability rights to the 2016 election	false
I looked at a penny under the microscope. what i saw was magnificent.	true
I remember my first internet boyfriend. i was 13, he was 55. <3	true
15 quotes every woman should live by in 2015	false
Friday's morning email: inside the presidential charity roast that went south fast	false
What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time? stamps!	true
South dakota straddles the border between old and otherworldly (photos)	false
Zach galifianakis just set the mark for greatest late night entrance	false
Shmitta: the bible's solution to america's debt problems?	false
Solar phone charging stations help refugees stay in touch with family	false
5 foods that still have trans fats -- but won't for long	false
Office etiquette: nine ways to strengthen work relationships	false
Where does doctor who go to get his salami?...the dalek-atessan of course.:d	true
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says okay!	true
Why couldn't the nsa whistleblower leave russia? he was snowed in.	true
Why does the obama administration keep prosecuting whistleblowers?	false
I had to seymour hoffman at the gas station today you know, philip?	true
Donald trump is badly trailing his own party in voters' trust	false
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? show me your mussels.	true
If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? allergies.	true
Super bowl food deathmatch 2013: the best game day snack	false
Berlin: model railroad offers a bird's-eye view in miniature	false
Post your best one liner mine: excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina	true

Pole vaulting: from the olympics to your own career

false

Have you ever met a fractal? they're so conceited. i mean, they're so full of themselves.

true

Why was the programmer sexist? because he treats women like objects. edit: phrasing

true

One kansas man's heartbreaking effort to find his wife a kidney

false

I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni.

true

What's harry potters favorite way to go down hill? walking... jk rolling

true

Does your dog like children? yes, but he prefers dog food.

true

Here's all the pumpkin-flavored alcohol we'll actually be buying this fall

false

This teacher just won $1 million for being awesome at her job

false

I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life

true

What's the best thing about being a jew...... you don't have to smoke weed to get baked.

true

Pretty cool you had a healthy meal while i was eating the icing off an entire cake.

true

Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? terry schiavo.

true

Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? fowl play was suspected.

true

How do you organize a party in space? you planet

true

The other day i was almost arrested for mooning. public indecency, my ass.

true

Ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them

true

Sri lankan serendipity: top 10 things to do in sri lanka

false

France's election is about so much more than just populism

false

Why was luis suarez expelled from the rap contest? because he was biting.

true

Why does england always get attacked in the summer? because the knights are shorter then.

true

If the voice in your head is a know-it-all...

false

Judge challenging alabama chief justice on gay marriage: 'we're on the right side of history'

false

Why are ca doctors breaking their hippocratic oath on prop 45?

false

Why do arabs use colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection

true

Why did the salmon cross the road? cuz it's fucking flooded.

true

Islamic state used mosul museum as tax department

false

You're only as old as you feel, they say. so, 80. today it's 80.

true

Tarte jumps on the unicorn trend with a truly magical makeup collection

false

What do mlk, elvis, and the houston oilers have in common? they all died in tennessee

true

Rihanna, beyoncé, jessica alba and 27 more stars who love colored pants (photos)

false

Elizabeth warren makes a pitch for democratic women

false

A lawyer walks into a bar he tries his hardest, and passes the exam.

true

Drinking remember, it isn't drinking alone when you're pregnant.

true

Based on how many times i've dropped my phone, i'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.

true

'bachelor' couple's april fools pregnancy prank ticks people off

false

What class does everyone remember fondly from highschool? nostalgebra

true

Bacon e-cards and photos to ease you through the aporkalypse (photos)

false

Ben carson 'suspends' campaign for a book tour

false

What should we name this fruit? passion! ... ... let's not let todd name any more fruits.

true

Lab-made rat kidneys raise hope for dialysis patients

false

Why do spanish tests take so long? because of all the ese questions.

true

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses? two pirates.

true

Love in one photo: parents share pictures of their families and children that define love

false

Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?

true

Mormon election game: every time romney becomes president, drink.

true

The search for the cutest dog-and-baby photo is over

false

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? your mother.

true

Porn flicks or virtual coliseum? risking actors' lives for sport

false

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

true

You hear about the blind guy on wheel of fortune? he asked if he could buy an i.

true

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

true

Want to hear a funny joke? civil rights. for anyone.

true

Nurse fired for saying stephon clark deserved to die raises $20,000 for herself

false

When is a tree it's loudest? when it begins to bark.

true

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!

true

Morgan freeman's new nat geo series contemplates god, and what in god's name some of us are doing

false

*shakespeare resetting his password* enter new password. fortnight your password is two weeks.

true

Parents: you have to talk money before you can teach money

false

My friends and i are camping out tonight. it's gonna be in tents.

true

Here's the real magic that comes from reading harry potter

false

Former fox anchor alisyn camerota reveals roger ailes sexually harassed her too

false

Scott elliott and the theater of the uncomfortable

false

I already have a date for valentine's day february 14th

true

Jessica alba stuns in leather dress at paris fashion week (photos)

false

Senate committee advances bill to protect robert mueller

false

Confronting autism early is the key to effective therapy

false

Olympic rowing ...literally is taking place in sewage.

true

Communicating with kids with autism: pictures are better than sign language (study)

false

How do puppets have sex? no strings attached.

true

Menage a trois?! i haven't even successfully split a kit-kat three-ways

true

Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from japan? he graduated sumo cum laude

true

Why batman never joke into comedy. one rule: no killing

true

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid? you planet early.

true

This marine wants to tell the stories of america's veterans. but he needs your help.

false

The role of american muslims in international peace

false

Paul f. tompkins dishes on 'best week ever' (video)

false

The #cripthevote movement is bringing disability rights to the 2016 election

false

I looked at a penny under the microscope. what i saw was magnificent.

true

I remember my first internet boyfriend. i was 13, he was 55. <3

true

15 quotes every woman should live by in 2015

false

Friday's morning email: inside the presidential charity roast that went south fast

false

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time? stamps!

true

South dakota straddles the border between old and otherworldly (photos)

false

Zach galifianakis just set the mark for greatest late night entrance

false

Shmitta: the bible's solution to america's debt problems?

false

Solar phone charging stations help refugees stay in touch with family

false

5 foods that still have trans fats -- but won't for long

false

Office etiquette: nine ways to strengthen work relationships

false

Where does doctor who go to get his salami?...the dalek-atessan of course.:d

true

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says okay!

true

Why couldn't the nsa whistleblower leave russia? he was snowed in.

true

Why does the obama administration keep prosecuting whistleblowers?

false

I had to seymour hoffman at the gas station today you know, philip?

true

Donald trump is badly trailing his own party in voters' trust

false

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? show me your mussels.

true

If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? allergies.

true

Super bowl food deathmatch 2013: the best game day snack

false

Berlin: model railroad offers a bird's-eye view in miniature

false

Post your best one liner mine: excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina

true