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I'm not keen on neanderthal comedy. it's very low-brow humour.
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Whats the difference between bob marley and heracles? heracles beat cancer
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I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
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Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now i can smell math
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Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? it's made of hide
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Former clerk defends arizona judge who ruled against ex-sheriff joe arpaio
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What do you get when you cross a drug cartel and a mafia lord? probably killed.
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Canadian outdoor retailer drops products from u.s. company that makes guns
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Anonymous mom: what i wish i could post to facebook about my pregnancy
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Stunning auction highlights the new faces of middle eastern art
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Josh brown, new york giants kicker, suspended one game for alleged domestic abuse
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Former 'bachelor' star chris soules arrested after fatal hit-and-run
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How technology speeds up time (and how to slow it down again)
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Why do asians have small breasts because their fathers only allow for a's.
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Brit awards 2014: see all of the outrageous looks (photos)
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Ex-irs official was complaining to her husband with gop 'crazies' remark: report
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Steve martin deletes carrie fisher tribute after backlash
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2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a guerilla
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Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? no fucking clue
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Single fatherhood: the gift that keeps on giving
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Why did the guitarist get life in prison? he fingered a minor.
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My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. what kind of bee's make milk? boo-bee's
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What candy is traditionally served at a jewish wedding. mazel toffee.
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Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted.
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President trump’s iran deal message to north korea: do not trust washington
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Say hello to my little friend great movie quote. terrible bedroom talk.
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What do you call a shity poet? a poo'et
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How dnc chair tom perez can be trump's sunday show nightmare
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Why did the chicken cross the road? to show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!
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Rap videos are completely unrealistic. nobody has that many friends.
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Cuppow bnto turns a mason jar into a lunch box (video)
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An election that has next to nothing to do with you
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Wanna hear a rape joke? no? that's what she said.
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The eggstractor cannot possibly work, as confirmed by amazon reviews (video)
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How hard it is to get an abortion in 6 countries, from women who tried
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10,000 young toddlers are on stimulant drugs for adhd
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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? slow natives
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It's a real shame friday doesn't come as quick as i do
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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? thanks for opening my mind.
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Dove's powerful short film skewers stereotypes about female beauty
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Because it ruins the joke. why should you never mix up the title and the punchline?
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What does a christmas tree do after christmas? it pines.
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Women are like pickup trucks. men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit.
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Ann romney dons colored jeans, trendy hairdo in iowa (photos)
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James corden making major changes to show after london attacks
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Why do they call it a non-sequitur? riot gear.
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What did the cat... say to the person? nothing, because cats don't speak.
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Miley cyrus vogue cover axed? rumor mill seems to think so
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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? they combined for 16 paws.
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Don't fall victim to these tourist scams on your next vacation
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Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. ok that's how i dance.
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Very big shifting shows up in small pattern changes
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The lost legislature: how you can help the senate find itself again
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There was an indecisive buddha... ...his mantra was 'ummmm'
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Health care reform could get you a raise, but there's a catch
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What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? a hygiena.
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14 baby name ideas you haven't heard before for 2014 babies
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Q: why was the broom late? a: because he overswept.
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Thanksgiving: turkey stuffing -- to stuff or not?
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Turkish ministry says tests on syria attack victims point to possible sarin exposure
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I decided to live at the gym, it was free! because of squatter's rights.
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What's the best think about leaving california? no more mexican food and anal sex on tuesdays.
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I would submit a chemistry joke but all the chemistry jokes argon
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I never go camping, but i sometimes go to bed without the tv on so i get it.
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10 ways to face your fears next vacation
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My friend matt really likes bullfighting. specifically, mattadores bullfighting
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Austin police officer fired over fatal shooting of unarmed, naked teen
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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? i'll be back in a jiffy
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Harry reid: republicans are 'acting as puppets for the nra'
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The top 10 mistakes 20-somethings make regarding real estate
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In an immigration debate focused on borders and walls, asians often get left out
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If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? a meteor-wrong!
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Why did the ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? it wasn't editable.
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My missus asked me where her valentine's day card was. i said, sorry, i had a headache.
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Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?
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A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant.
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I'm very ugly. but two minus make a plus, so we alright
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Narcos is a hit for netflix but iffy accents grate on colombian ears
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What do you call a mexican that buys antiques in america? an american spicker
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10 signs you're not as rich as you could be
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The less you know, the more you think you do.
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10 summer dishes that taste better the next day
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Life is like a bed of roses. you just have to watch out for the pricks.
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How do gold diggers get you to be with them? they use their booby traps
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The prince and the car seat: ways that dads can get involved with their newborn
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He: so then, what's your sign? she: dollar.
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Black women lead #noconfederate online protest calling out controversial hbo show
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Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*
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I met a prostitute with a degree in philosophy. she'll blow your mind, man.
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What gets harder as you beat it? a penis.
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The waiting list for the wiiu.... just got shorter in conneticut
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Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to.
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Should breastfeeding moms stay on antidepressants? why these researchers say yes
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Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid
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Why the hotel can be the destination itself
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'happy days' cast reunites at erin moran memorial to relive better days
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Chris davis 50 home runs gif: watch every hr hit by orioles slugger
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One cliche that grieving parents really don't want to hear
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I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff but i forgot the link.
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70% of the earth's surface is water. the other 30% is covered in advertisements for the blacklist.
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