CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you tomorrow.	true
Kardashian khroma beauty line faces more legal troubles	false
What do you call a constipated pop star a bieber dam	true
A skeleton walks into a bar... and says give me a beer and a mop	true
Historical reenactor gets medieval on a drone buzzing overhead	false
One in every six people on this planet are chinese. of my five brothers, i suspect danny.	true
What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around? hey, no more funny business!	true
For the ocean's sake, tame the high seas 'wild west'	false
I like my women like i like my beard big, bushy, and sitting on my face.	true
What do little green men do to stay in shape? they do yoda.	true
Keeping my american children in touch with their irish roots	false
What is the best part of living in flint you get free orange juice	true
Did you hear about the new jewish car? it stops on a dime and then picks it up.	true
Spring break travel tips: 6 rules for stress-free travel to popular destinations	false
I'm anti-semantic but i don't know how to say it.	true
Fake it 'til you make it: overcoming impostor syndrome	false
Parents from viral video give updates as preemie fights for his life	false
What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. a punisher	true
Who will zip up my dress now that i'm a widow?	false
What did sting get in amsterdam? a massage in a brothel	true
What does a black guy wearing a fedora say to greet people? sup m'niggas	true
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.. ..you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.	true
What do you call an angry toilet? pissed off	true
Can growing human organs in pigs solve the organ shortage?	false
Pizza is like sex... if three people are involved, someone's not gonna get as much as they want	true
Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, july 22 - 28	false
Intelligence officials plan to release report on russia hacking efforts next week	false
Why don't black people go on cruises? they're not falling for that one again	true
If i lived in alabama, i'd name my daughter, 'banjo-lina.	true
Under new french law, retouched photos of models must bear warning label	false
This video captures why everyone else at the movies is so annoying	false
Video shows cop in school grabbing teen by neck, slamming him to floor	false
The better breakup checklist: how to deal when a relationship ends	false
Corfu, greece beach home is a european dream come true (photos)	false
Doc, i swallowed a chicken bone. are you choking? no i'm serious!	true
Remember to practise safe phone sex. you don't want to risk getting hearing aids.	true
One women's oh hell no that's gross is another women's oh please do that again.	true
How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face	true
What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? bill murray.	true
Why are aspirins white? because they actually work.	true
Anyone hear the one.. anyone hear the one about the messy bed? yeah, i made it up.	true
Donald trump has already cemented his pathetic legacy	false
This girl on facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. omg she's nervous, you guys.	true
'upgrade your lunch' -- a new video series that instantly upgrades the meals of complete strangers	false
What did the caveman give his wife on valentine's day? ughs and kisses!	true
'shake it off' outtakes prove taylor swift hates running	false
What does the israeli defense force call their firebombs? mazel-tov cocktails	true
Why are spiders so unproductive? because they hang out on the web all day!	true
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? put a nipple on it.	true
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. i'll let you know	true
Police caught me leaving trader joe's without buying pita & hummus now i'm going to jail	true
An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick.	true
Conversation with masood ali khan and sheela bringi on 'music and the spirit'	false
Diamonds are a girl's best friend -- and other feminist truths	false
Talking to my daughter about 9/11 and dreams	false
Where do you party on a ship? where the funnel be!	true
A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, i'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here.	true
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? the woman.	true
Betsey johnson bankruptcy: designer's licensing company files for chapter 11 (updated)	false
Boy skips birthday gifts, raises $1,290 for bullet-proof vests for k9 unit instead	false
What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? hide-and-sikh	true
Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.	true
Betsy devos: 'government sucks' and 'we don’t fire teachers enough'	false
Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand.	true
What do you call a cow that's recently given birth? decaffinated	true
What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier? a subwoofer.	true
Life can be different: saving the next generation in zimbabwe	false
Lgbt history month: 4 queer events on october 20	false
The 5 most secret nude beaches in america	false
New york fashion week fall 2012: designers reveal their sketches	false
This lady gaga-'sound of music' mashup will set your inner theater queen free	false
My friend got drunk on candy the other day. he said it was liquor-ish	true
Flying to hawaii? 19 stunning images you may see from the plane	false
Shawn mendes will perform at the 2016 billboard music awards	false
Time for a personal mid-year review: this is how! (what we can learn from business)	false
How much liquid can monica lewinskys mouth hold? one u.s. liter	true
How does an ethiopian open a beer? with his ribs	true
If britney spears can get through 2007 you can get through school...	true
'l.a. confidential' director curtis hanson dead at 71	false
What do hillary clinton and oj simpson have in common? they got away with it.	true
Son: can i get lunch money dad: i have a boyfriend	true
In space, this is the age of reusability	false
Get to know the new 'drag race' queens' skills before the 8th season debuts	false
Why don't polish girls use vibrators? they're afraid of chipping their teeth.	true
Why naming a precise figure during negotiations could backfire	false
Rob schneider links robin williams suicide to parkinson's drugs	false
Rather than do the right thing, mccain did the right-wing thing	false
How consumers can avoid hurting their credit score: dos and don'ts	false
Gay marriage: alvin ailey dancers marry as doma, prop 8 deliberated	false
Another celeb misses the point about offset's 'queer' lyric	false
What is the french version of the name parker? valet.	true
Police officer says yes after girlfriend proposes during london pride parade	false
What do you call a midget prostitute? a lowrider	true
26 things i'll be thankful for (not really) on thanksgiving	false
Russia may crack down on duty-free alcohol thanks to in-flight brawls	false
Why does thor have insomnia? he's up all night to get loki.	true
Why did the condom fly across the room? because it got pissed off.	true
I asked my wife if she was a contortionist... and she got totally bent out of shape.	true
Where does an elephant carry its laptop? in its trunk.	true
When i hear billy joel i want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack	true

How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you tomorrow.

true

Kardashian khroma beauty line faces more legal troubles

false

What do you call a constipated pop star a bieber dam

true

A skeleton walks into a bar... and says give me a beer and a mop

true

Historical reenactor gets medieval on a drone buzzing overhead

false

One in every six people on this planet are chinese. of my five brothers, i suspect danny.

true

What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around? hey, no more funny business!

true

For the ocean's sake, tame the high seas 'wild west'

false

I like my women like i like my beard big, bushy, and sitting on my face.

true

What do little green men do to stay in shape? they do yoda.

true

Keeping my american children in touch with their irish roots

false

What is the best part of living in flint you get free orange juice

true

Did you hear about the new jewish car? it stops on a dime and then picks it up.

true

Spring break travel tips: 6 rules for stress-free travel to popular destinations

false

I'm anti-semantic but i don't know how to say it.

true

Fake it 'til you make it: overcoming impostor syndrome

false

Parents from viral video give updates as preemie fights for his life

false

What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. a punisher

true

Who will zip up my dress now that i'm a widow?

false

What did sting get in amsterdam? a massage in a brothel

true

What does a black guy wearing a fedora say to greet people? sup m'niggas

true

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.. ..you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

true

What do you call an angry toilet? pissed off

true

Can growing human organs in pigs solve the organ shortage?

false

Pizza is like sex... if three people are involved, someone's not gonna get as much as they want

true

Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, july 22 - 28

false

Intelligence officials plan to release report on russia hacking efforts next week

false

Why don't black people go on cruises? they're not falling for that one again

true

If i lived in alabama, i'd name my daughter, 'banjo-lina.

true

Under new french law, retouched photos of models must bear warning label

false

This video captures why everyone else at the movies is so annoying

false

Video shows cop in school grabbing teen by neck, slamming him to floor

false

The better breakup checklist: how to deal when a relationship ends

false

Corfu, greece beach home is a european dream come true (photos)

false

Doc, i swallowed a chicken bone. are you choking? no i'm serious!

true

Remember to practise safe phone sex. you don't want to risk getting hearing aids.

true

One women's oh hell no that's gross is another women's oh please do that again.

true

How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face

true

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? bill murray.

true

Why are aspirins white? because they actually work.

true

Anyone hear the one.. anyone hear the one about the messy bed? yeah, i made it up.

true

Donald trump has already cemented his pathetic legacy

false

This girl on facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. omg she's nervous, you guys.

true

'upgrade your lunch' -- a new video series that instantly upgrades the meals of complete strangers

false

What did the caveman give his wife on valentine's day? ughs and kisses!

true

'shake it off' outtakes prove taylor swift hates running

false

What does the israeli defense force call their firebombs? mazel-tov cocktails

true

Why are spiders so unproductive? because they hang out on the web all day!

true

How do you make five pounds of fat look good? put a nipple on it.

true

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. i'll let you know

true

Police caught me leaving trader joe's without buying pita & hummus now i'm going to jail

true

An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick.

true

Conversation with masood ali khan and sheela bringi on 'music and the spirit'

false

Diamonds are a girl's best friend -- and other feminist truths

false

Talking to my daughter about 9/11 and dreams

false

Where do you party on a ship? where the funnel be!

true

A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, i'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here.

true

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? the woman.

true

Betsey johnson bankruptcy: designer's licensing company files for chapter 11 (updated)

false

Boy skips birthday gifts, raises $1,290 for bullet-proof vests for k9 unit instead

false

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? hide-and-sikh

true

Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.

true

Betsy devos: 'government sucks' and 'we don’t fire teachers enough'

false

Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand.

true

What do you call a cow that's recently given birth? decaffinated

true

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier? a subwoofer.

true

Life can be different: saving the next generation in zimbabwe

false

Lgbt history month: 4 queer events on october 20

false

The 5 most secret nude beaches in america

false

New york fashion week fall 2012: designers reveal their sketches

false

This lady gaga-'sound of music' mashup will set your inner theater queen free

false

My friend got drunk on candy the other day. he said it was liquor-ish

true

Flying to hawaii? 19 stunning images you may see from the plane

false

Shawn mendes will perform at the 2016 billboard music awards

false

Time for a personal mid-year review: this is how! (what we can learn from business)

false

How much liquid can monica lewinskys mouth hold? one u.s. liter

true

How does an ethiopian open a beer? with his ribs

true

If britney spears can get through 2007 you can get through school...

true

'l.a. confidential' director curtis hanson dead at 71

false

What do hillary clinton and oj simpson have in common? they got away with it.

true

Son: can i get lunch money dad: i have a boyfriend

true

In space, this is the age of reusability

false

Get to know the new 'drag race' queens' skills before the 8th season debuts

false

Why don't polish girls use vibrators? they're afraid of chipping their teeth.

true

Why naming a precise figure during negotiations could backfire

false

Rob schneider links robin williams suicide to parkinson's drugs

false

Rather than do the right thing, mccain did the right-wing thing

false

How consumers can avoid hurting their credit score: dos and don'ts

false

Gay marriage: alvin ailey dancers marry as doma, prop 8 deliberated

false

Another celeb misses the point about offset's 'queer' lyric

false

What is the french version of the name parker? valet.

true

Police officer says yes after girlfriend proposes during london pride parade

false

What do you call a midget prostitute? a lowrider

true

26 things i'll be thankful for (not really) on thanksgiving

false

Russia may crack down on duty-free alcohol thanks to in-flight brawls

false

Why does thor have insomnia? he's up all night to get loki.

true

Why did the condom fly across the room? because it got pissed off.

true

I asked my wife if she was a contortionist... and she got totally bent out of shape.

true

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? in its trunk.

true

When i hear billy joel i want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack

true