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Journalist who exposed the racist creator of trump’s cnn tweet gets death threats | false |
Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time! | true |
As trump eyes warmer ties with china, congressional delegation visits with dalai lama | false |
Trump's arpaio pardon? instead, arizona's confederate monuments must come down | false |
Miley cyrus reminds us of her risqué vma past with the perfect meme | false |
You absolutely have to watch and read obama's full eulogy for rev. clementa pinckney | false |
The lengths i'm willing to go to avoid somebody i know in a supermarket could count as cardio. | true |
Lead paint makers could face the same fate as big tobacco | false |
Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? because it didn't have the nerves. | true |
My signature move is not caring which one yours is. | true |
Mike huckabee calls planned parenthood shooting 'domestic terrorism' | false |
*attempts seductive selfie in bed *drops phone on face *chips tooth | true |
'if you have a dream and want to make it a reality, you got to go for it' | false |
What are condoms for? condoms are for fucking pussies, and for assholes. | true |
Watch elvis deliver a powerful performance just weeks before his death | false |
Recently i'm having a lot of bad dates! i've to try grapes now! | true |
In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost | false |
Two women hilariously remind us what feminists really want for christmas | false |
What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade? i can't marmelade my dick down your throat. | true |
The top 10 workout songs for september 2015 | false |
Emmy rossum slams donald trump supporters for 'disgusting' anti-semitic threats on twitter | false |
What's the worst game to give someone who has ocd and anxiety issues. perfection. | true |
5 sylvester stallone movies better than bullet to the head | false |
Til that there is an animal with an asshole on its back a police horse | true |
When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, i'm the first to put my hand up. | true |
What should you do if you see a spaceman? park in it, man. | true |
Why was lil' wayne tired after programming? he did too much coding. | true |
Who burns their own city down? the people of ferguson. | true |
I work at a women's shoe store sometimes i tie the laces together... bitches be trippin' | true |
Confessions of a southwest airlines lost and found agent | false |
1.open facebook 2.search for a pic with 4 girls 3.coment: you 3 look so pretty! 4.enjoy | true |
Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff? tequila. | true |
Salman al-ansari: jasta will foster a fertile ground for extremism | false |
Star wars joke obi wan kenobi to luke skywalker at a brothel may the whores be with you | true |
What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? a small medium at large!! | true |
'supergirl' nods to elizabeth warren with a+ season finale title | false |
Simone biles fangirls over 'pretty little liars' the way we fangirl over her | false |
Maggie gyllenhaal says what's turning her on in golden globes speech | false |
Radio dj suspended after making tone deaf remarks about local latino fest | false |
How you can support the groups donald trump has insulted | false |
More than 100,000 california teenagers are now preregistered to vote | false |
The evil baby glare-off: 16 babies you do not want to mess with | false |
Financial tips for second marriages and blended families | false |
Why do strippers hate roofers? they always pay in shingles. | true |
What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor? an elevator has a gf | true |
Cliven bundy challenges eric holder in video endorsing black congressional candidate | false |
Mystery dark money group attacks john kasich in new hampshire | false |
2 dogs, left alone in a car, crash it into a west virginia walmart | false |
My favorite part of sex is when i'm actually having some. | true |
What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist? a coffin. | true |
Luis p. villarreal: we need a nonlinear language for life | false |
The one simple thing that will make you happier (video) | false |
A conversation with artist and fashion illustrator david downton | false |
Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing | true |
Hard line on drug war softens as heroin use soars among white americans | false |
Olympic athletes: 7 skills they use for success | false |
Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke? | true |
What does a dog become after it 6 years old? seven years old. | true |
Why did the baker have brown hands? because he kneeded a poo! | true |
Findafamilymember.com now the #1 dating site in texas! | true |
The world's shortest joke - jimmy carr dwarf shortage | true |
What the end of net neutrality means for native communities | false |
What's the wifi password in a mosque? allahistheone2345 | true |
Has angelina jolie actually been in any good movies? | false |
How to make sure your donation goes the furthest on 'giving tuesday' | false |
Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience. | true |
What are some tips and tricks for getting bigger portion sizes at chipotle? | false |
Late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die | true |
How do you starve an black man? hide his food stamps under his work boots. | true |
What did the reverend say before eating his salad? lettuce pray. | true |
Cat deeley's emmy dress 2013 was not what we were expecting (photos) | false |
Celebrate thanksgiving with the 15 best meals in art | false |
9/11 memorial architect to design charleston church shooting monument | false |
Yes, the women's march is still on — and it has a starting location | false |
Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? they only work 10% of the time. | true |
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? spook when you're spooken to. | true |
I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead woops, wrong sub. | true |
Angelina jolie will direct a netflix film about the khmer rouge | false |
Your momma is so fat... your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the internet. | true |
8 simple ways to tap into your inner child | false |
Do you like water? yes? well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me. | true |
What does peter parker wish he would have went to school for? web design. | true |
Meditation 101: the neuroscience of why meditation works | false |
I was going to make a joke about thailand... but phuket. | true |
Coder lolz what do you get when throw salt at a coder? a seasoned developer. | true |
Huffpollster: donald trump set to dominate northeastern primaries | false |
Elton john sued by former employee for sexual harassment and battery | false |
I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. prophets are through the roof! | true |
What do you call an asian gold digger? cha ching | true |
What was the slutty princess full of? kingdom come | true |
I miss my friend jack... i loved to listen to music with him. | true |
Norwegian epic turned away from nassau, bahamas over scheduling mix up | false |
Catch the year's very first meteor shower this weekend | false |
What is long, green, and has cum in it? a cucumber! totally a cucumber... | true |
Behind the scenes at tech companies: employees teach each other how to code | false |
Man tries to set a fire aboard plane in china | false |
How many retards does it take to push a bus? just one. they're retardedily strong. | true |
What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? a dedipus complex. | true |
Jessie j, sammi, snooki and more celebrity makeunders we love (photos) | false |
Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey? sure. great! thanks for participating. | true |
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