CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Malcolm-jamal warner uses poetry in new video calling for unity in america	false
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? the wife always blows the bonus.	true
Sam smith's 'spectre' theme song is finally here	false
Omg!! ellen degeneras drowned last night! they found her face down in rikki lake!	true
Reach to your peripheral: feel 25 at 53	false
I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment the plot thickened	true
I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows.	true
John oliver: ‘yes, it f**king is’ time to talk about gun control	false
Why had the two algae never had sex? because they had a planktonic relationship.	true
I'm just like every other man... i do my taxes one leg at a time!	true
University of tulsa off the hook in sexual assault lawsuit	false
How these indigenous rappers are using hip-hop to preserve their language	false
The older i get, the more i feel like the town elders in footloose were actually pretty cool.	true
'fuller house horror' will scare the sequel out of you	false
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but i see you're doing your best.	true
Lol, nope -me, 25 seconds into the marathon	true
Mary-kate olsen just learned how to brush her hair?	false
Ayatollah ali khamenei: a supreme autocrat not a shia messiah	false
I miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was.	true
‘tis the season for impeachment in chipmunks christmas parody	false
Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? good credit and a fat ass.	true
Knock knock? whos there? imaja / imaja who ? oh look the door opened im out	true
The pressure is on for trump administration to denounce anti-semitism	false
Artistic people of reddit, what is being artistic really like? and can i get fries with that?	true
Toddler conquers dad's 'american ninja' course like a warrior	false
What did the 2 oceans say to each other? nothing. they just waved.	true
Chuck norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.	true
blows air in girls face like nintendo cartridge ok, now will you go out with me?	true
Trump has a history of being cocky and unprepared under oath	false
Why did your mum ask for food? edward macaroni fork	true
Will ferrell celebrates funny or die's 5 million twitter followers (video)	false
What were the founding father's favorite cereals? chex and balance	true
My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. stupid empty soap bottle.	true
Jodie foster on sex assault: 'justice by twitter is not the way to go'	false
Lauren and dave perkins, parents of sextuplets, excited that their children are reunited (video)	false
Jesus take the wheel... carlos, you take the stereo. i'll take look out	true
Why would the queen let netflix use her likeness in the crown? she probably gets royalties	true
Internet is changing adoption -- for better and worse	false
Why did the banana go out with the prune? because it couldn't get a date.	true
Have you heard about the plant in the maths office? it is growing square roots!	true
Get ready for a corny joke! *what is mr. corn's philosophy on life?* life is a maze.	true
If trump bombs syria, he'll be doing it without congress' authorization	false
Make your voice heard. go vote in tuesday's local elections.	false
Do you know what number does the german scrum-half have on their back? nein	true
Why ireland so rich? because its capital is always dublin.	true
Movie theater's 'black panther' marquee vandalized with racist slur	false
Do bakers get depressed...? or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?	true
Never trust your kids. you know who their parents are.	true
What day does the egg fear most? fry-day	true
Melania trump isn't moving to the white house in january	false
'trump' chant used to intimidate latino high school athletes	false
The new york times comes out against fed interest rate hike	false
I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great i'd much rather have june weather	true
Alabama governor: if we can put a man on the moon, we can build more prisons	false
Woo, i'm on a roll today, baby! -butter	true
Paul walker was a great guy throwing a barbecue street side for free	true
Electing tom perez dnc chair proves democrats have abandoned bernie sanders’s revolution	false
Crayons are a lot like m&m's. all of the colors taste the same.	true
This olympian is freezing his sperm amid zika fears	false
Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night? my roku.	true
Why alabama victory could be a game changer for democrats, minorities and women	false
What's the difference between black people and cancer? cancer got jobs	true
Mexicans cats are attacking my home! looks like a gato raid	true
7 guilt-free ways i'm slacking off this summer	false
Coachella fashion 2012: emma roberts, kristin stewart, zoe kravitz and more star style (photos)	false
Looks like brenda in accounting drew on her angry eyebrows today...	true
Trump continues attack on top dem: 'i know things about tester'	false
Cardi b responds to 'girls' song controversy, apologizes to lgbtq community	false
What did the bumble bee striker say ? hive scored !	true
I'm old enough to remember when it was rude and weird not to leave a message.	true
Report: airasia captain left seat before jet lost control	false
(oc dad joke) what do you call a goat on a small mountain? a hillbilly	true
Jennie runk, plus-size model, explains why the industry needs body types like hers	false
More to the us-israel spat than meets the eye	false
How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? shit in her cunt.	true
La district attorney considering charges against harvey weinstein, james toback	false
How a firm helps small communities remove contamination from their water	false
Virginity pledges are a dangerous substitute for sex edcuation	false
Q: where do mentally unstable trees go? a: the insane a-xylem.	true
No r.s.v.p.? in rajasthan, india, no worries - nytimes.com	false
What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.	true
I'm really good in bed. when you compare it to how fucking awful i am out of it.	true
A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller so i kicker her in the stomach.	true
Soaking up the last of the summer sun	false
This state might give nonviolent criminal offenders a second chance	false
John conyers accuser breaks silence: 'he asked me to satisfy him sexually'	false
Dianna agron pulls off '80s acid-wash denim well: look of the day	false
Senator al franken will return to bill maher's 'real time'	false
Could you take a couple steps back. i have a nut allergy.	true
Mike pence releases tax returns as donald trump continues to hide	false
A trappist monk and the key to success	false
Emmanuel macron takes power in france, vows to heal divisions	false
What do you call two mexican men playing basketball? juan on juan.	true
I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so i shot it.	true
A guy told me to lose weight, and i thanked him	false
Why did daniel larusso suffer from sexual frustration? he wouldn't whacks off	true
The other day, a clown held the door open for me. it was a nice jester.	true
I have the quran on cd... people sure are getting upset when i said i burned it.	true
World's first 'star wars' plane takes flight from all nippon airways	false
Thai weightlifter's grandmother dies watching him win bronze	false

Malcolm-jamal warner uses poetry in new video calling for unity in america

false

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? the wife always blows the bonus.

true

Sam smith's 'spectre' theme song is finally here

false

Omg!! ellen degeneras drowned last night! they found her face down in rikki lake!

true

Reach to your peripheral: feel 25 at 53

false

I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment the plot thickened

true

I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows.

true

John oliver: ‘yes, it f**king is’ time to talk about gun control

false

Why had the two algae never had sex? because they had a planktonic relationship.

true

I'm just like every other man... i do my taxes one leg at a time!

true

University of tulsa off the hook in sexual assault lawsuit

false

How these indigenous rappers are using hip-hop to preserve their language

false

The older i get, the more i feel like the town elders in footloose were actually pretty cool.

true

'fuller house horror' will scare the sequel out of you

false

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but i see you're doing your best.

true

Lol, nope -me, 25 seconds into the marathon

true

Mary-kate olsen just learned how to brush her hair?

false

Ayatollah ali khamenei: a supreme autocrat not a shia messiah

false

I miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was.

true

‘tis the season for impeachment in chipmunks christmas parody

false

Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? good credit and a fat ass.

true

Knock knock? whos there? imaja / imaja who ? oh look the door opened im out

true

The pressure is on for trump administration to denounce anti-semitism

false

Artistic people of reddit, what is being artistic really like? and can i get fries with that?

true

Toddler conquers dad's 'american ninja' course like a warrior

false

What did the 2 oceans say to each other? nothing. they just waved.

true

Chuck norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

true

*blows air in girls face like nintendo cartridge* ok, now will you go out with me?

true

Trump has a history of being cocky and unprepared under oath

false

Why did your mum ask for food? edward macaroni fork

true

Will ferrell celebrates funny or die's 5 million twitter followers (video)

false

What were the founding father's favorite cereals? chex and balance

true

My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. stupid empty soap bottle.

true

Jodie foster on sex assault: 'justice by twitter is not the way to go'

false

Lauren and dave perkins, parents of sextuplets, excited that their children are reunited (video)

false

Jesus take the wheel... carlos, you take the stereo. i'll take look out

true

Why would the queen let netflix use her likeness in the crown? she probably gets royalties

true

Internet is changing adoption -- for better and worse

false

Why did the banana go out with the prune? because it couldn't get a date.

true

Have you heard about the plant in the maths office? it is growing square roots!

true

Get ready for a corny joke! ***what is mr. corn's philosophy on life?*** life is a maze.

true

If trump bombs syria, he'll be doing it without congress' authorization

false

Make your voice heard. go vote in tuesday's local elections.

false

Do you know what number does the german scrum-half have on their back? nein

true

Why ireland so rich? because its capital is always dublin.

true

Movie theater's 'black panther' marquee vandalized with racist slur

false

Do bakers get depressed...? or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?

true

Never trust your kids. you know who their parents are.

true

What day does the egg fear most? fry-day

true

Melania trump isn't moving to the white house in january

false

'trump' chant used to intimidate latino high school athletes

false

The new york times comes out against fed interest rate hike

false

I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great i'd much rather have june weather

true

Alabama governor: if we can put a man on the moon, we can build more prisons

false

Woo, i'm on a roll today, baby! -butter

true

Paul walker was a great guy throwing a barbecue street side for free

true

Electing tom perez dnc chair proves democrats have abandoned bernie sanders’s revolution

false

Crayons are a lot like m&m's. all of the colors taste the same.

true

This olympian is freezing his sperm amid zika fears

false

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night? my roku.

true

Why alabama victory could be a game changer for democrats, minorities and women

false

What's the difference between black people and cancer? cancer got jobs

true

Mexicans cats are attacking my home! looks like a gato raid

true

7 guilt-free ways i'm slacking off this summer

false

Coachella fashion 2012: emma roberts, kristin stewart, zoe kravitz and more star style (photos)

false

Looks like brenda in accounting drew on her angry eyebrows today...

true

Trump continues attack on top dem: 'i know things about tester'

false

Cardi b responds to 'girls' song controversy, apologizes to lgbtq community

false

What did the bumble bee striker say ? hive scored !

true

I'm old enough to remember when it was rude and weird not to leave a message.

true

Report: airasia captain left seat before jet lost control

false

(oc dad joke) what do you call a goat on a small mountain? a hillbilly

true

Jennie runk, plus-size model, explains why the industry needs body types like hers

false

More to the us-israel spat than meets the eye

false

How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? shit in her cunt.

true

La district attorney considering charges against harvey weinstein, james toback

false

How a firm helps small communities remove contamination from their water

false

Virginity pledges are a dangerous substitute for sex edcuation

false

Q: where do mentally unstable trees go? a: the insane a-xylem.

true

No r.s.v.p.? in rajasthan, india, no worries - nytimes.com

false

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

true

I'm really good in bed. when you compare it to how fucking awful i am out of it.

true

A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller so i kicker her in the stomach.

true

Soaking up the last of the summer sun

false

This state might give nonviolent criminal offenders a second chance

false

John conyers accuser breaks silence: 'he asked me to satisfy him sexually'

false

Dianna agron pulls off '80s acid-wash denim well: look of the day

false

Senator al franken will return to bill maher's 'real time'

false

Could you take a couple steps back. i have a nut allergy.

true

Mike pence releases tax returns as donald trump continues to hide

false

A trappist monk and the key to success

false

Emmanuel macron takes power in france, vows to heal divisions

false

What do you call two mexican men playing basketball? juan on juan.

true

I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so i shot it.

true

A guy told me to lose weight, and i thanked him

false

Why did daniel larusso suffer from sexual frustration? he wouldn't whacks off

true

The other day, a clown held the door open for me. it was a nice jester.

true

I have the quran on cd... people sure are getting upset when i said i burned it.

true

World's first 'star wars' plane takes flight from all nippon airways

false

Thai weightlifter's grandmother dies watching him win bronze

false