CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Miranda kerr's new victoria's secret bikini campaign: a sneak peek	false
I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday everyone was there.	true
Few things more demoralizing than saying excuse me to a mannequin.	true
8 ways to tell if you are still in a relationship with your deceased loved one	false
What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common? the both had an outstanding balance.	true
Did you hear what happened to lithium? he was arrested for battery charges. some say he's bi-polar.	true
In-your-face thai hot dips for the super bowl	false
Where do you drown a hipster? in the mainstream	true
Strive to be the man you want your daughter to marry ~ woody allen	true
Where do famous snakes go? down in hisssstory!	true
For pakistan, china's huge energy investments may have serious political costs	false
The future of abortion rests on how one man wants to go down in history	false
Seattle approves nation's first safe injection sites in fight against opioid crisis	false
It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.	true
The lies your financial advisor tells (and how to spot them)	false
Trash-talking stephen hawking takes on paul rudd in quantum chess	false
I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. i said its because im black isnt it	true
Ukraine's president warns of catastrophe if east votes to secede	false
How to cook great burgers, and the mistakes you should avoid	false
The importance of revamping the guidelines for alzheimer's disease	false
10 reasons why we miss 'strangers with candy'	false
How much does wonton soup weigh? one ton, but i don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.	true
I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them.	true
Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?	true
What separates man from animals? according to donald trump, the wall he is going to build.	true
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls when they run.	true
I went into a vegan slaughterhouse. man, there was juice eveywhere!	true
Grant hill originally wanted to play for dean smith, north carolina	false
If you honestly think i want to hear about the details of your dream you're still fucking dreaming.	true
What do you get when you put 32 rednecks in one room? one full set of teeth.	true
Photographer blends cartoons and celebrities into every day scenes to spice up life	false
Miles ambridge, 7-year-old in wheelchair, isolated by photographer in class picture	false
7 destinations for 'fifty shades of grey' fans (photos)	false
I like my women like i like my coffee: all over my lap while i'm driving.	true
What does vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? fuck gogh	true
There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't	true
Did you hear about the suicide bombing camp? i heard it was a blast.	true
Kim davis gets an award for breaking the law to discriminate against gay people	false
Abraham lincoln is trending. congrats to his social media team.	true
Don't smoke unless you're on fire, then it's natural.	true
Trump attempts another campaign reset after declaring he won't 'pivot'	false
What no one tells you about changing your life	false
How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? in soviet russia, lightbulb screws you!	true
If being sexy is a crime then i'm not committing one.	true
How did the girl end up with ninja jizz on her face? she didn't see him coming	true
Why did the horse get a divorce? it didn't have a stable relationship.	true
People keep saying i need to be more assertive is that okay?	true
Breaking: greece threatened 'feta dump' during bailout crisis	false
Sharjah biennial 12: a march through the city	false
How man jews can you fit in a mercedes? a few thousand. they all fit in the ashtray	true
White house abruptly orders epa to loosen clean air rules in polluter giveaway	false
Plutocracy: 100 megadonors have given more than 2 million small donors	false
Where does noah store his bees? the ark-hives.	true
Oklahoma is trying to undermine science in classrooms (again)	false
Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? they get chapped lips	true
Carla bruni to vogue: 'my generation doesn't need feminism'	false
Facebook: the only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.	true
Beyoncé's publicist explains how pregnancy works to gossip site spreading rumors	false
U.s. ambassador to panama resigns, saying he cannot serve trump	false
Another doctor won't be making the rounds on 'grey's anatomy'	false
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend wipe his arse	true
My neighbors are listening to great music... ...whether they like it or not!	true
Go on vacation in poland... ...your car is already there!	true
The world bank risks dirtying its hands in uzbekistan	false
Mitch mcconnell marvels at the judicial crisis he created	false
Obamacare safety net catching people who lose health insurance	false
Why did the dog go into the church? the doors were open.	true
Lena dunham teases new season of 'girls' while rocking a sporty bikini	false
Q: what is a crowbar? a: a place were crows go to get a drink!	true
What i would say to president trump about the opioid crisis	false
Through the eyes of a mom with twins: nature vs. nurture	false
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? quarter pounder with cheese	true
Michele bachmann empathizes with the sexist crap hillary clinton has to endure	false
If i had a nickel for every time i jerked off... i'd be a jizzillionaire!	true
Trump turns dreams into nightmares by ending daca	false
What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend? sweet pee	true
Don't throw billions at an obsolete nuclear arsenal	false
Bad jobs and no welfare give rise to a new type of charity: the diaper bank	false
We can put a man on the moon but ___________ (insert issue that is vastly different)	true
Please keep the christ in christmas, because hallochristween would just be weird.	true
Tips for emerging out of parenting the young	false
8 tips to stay out of email hell at work	false
Rihanna talks getting back together with chris brown in 2012	false
Wanna hear a racist joke? shame on you	true
Only 5 days until facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads.	true
The fastest launch of any company, part two	false
Gop senate hopeful not ready to back donald trump yet	false
Why is. dr.dre's headphones so popular? beats me.	true
5 ways to maintain your joy during the holidays	false
679 fetty wap. 17/38 because that's his vision.	true
Baltimore cop accused of planting drugs in body cam video indicted	false
Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.	true
Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk i'm so sorry...	true
Get rid of a puffy face, wrinkles and stress with this (kind of) genius youtube video	false
I just got a new computer. it's called the tyson. it comes with two bytes and no memory.	true
I've been sleeping with my pocket knife these days... it fucking hurts!	true
What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, cause they're to short to be an essay!!!	true
8 companies ruined by their founders: 24/7 wall st.	false
That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass	true
I like my women like i like my cars fast, loud, used off craigslist.	true

Miranda kerr's new victoria's secret bikini campaign: a sneak peek

false

I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday everyone was there.

true

Few things more demoralizing than saying excuse me to a mannequin.

true

8 ways to tell if you are still in a relationship with your deceased loved one

false

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common? the both had an outstanding balance.

true

Did you hear what happened to lithium? he was arrested for battery charges. some say he's bi-polar.

true

In-your-face thai hot dips for the super bowl

false

Where do you drown a hipster? in the mainstream

true

Strive to be the man you want your daughter to marry ~ woody allen

true

Where do famous snakes go? down in hisssstory!

true

For pakistan, china's huge energy investments may have serious political costs

false

The future of abortion rests on how one man wants to go down in history

false

Seattle approves nation's first safe injection sites in fight against opioid crisis

false

It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.

true

The lies your financial advisor tells (and how to spot them)

false

Trash-talking stephen hawking takes on paul rudd in quantum chess

false

I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. i said its because im black isnt it

true

Ukraine's president warns of catastrophe if east votes to secede

false

How to cook great burgers, and the mistakes you should avoid

false

The importance of revamping the guidelines for alzheimer's disease

false

10 reasons why we miss 'strangers with candy'

false

How much does wonton soup weigh? one ton, but i don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

true

I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them.

true

Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?

true

What separates man from animals? according to donald trump, the wall he is going to build.

true

Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls when they run.

true

I went into a vegan slaughterhouse. man, there was juice eveywhere!

true

Grant hill originally wanted to play for dean smith, north carolina

false

If you honestly think i want to hear about the details of your dream you're still fucking dreaming.

true

What do you get when you put 32 rednecks in one room? one full set of teeth.

true

Photographer blends cartoons and celebrities into every day scenes to spice up life

false

Miles ambridge, 7-year-old in wheelchair, isolated by photographer in class picture

false

7 destinations for 'fifty shades of grey' fans (photos)

false

I like my women like i like my coffee: all over my lap while i'm driving.

true

What does vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? fuck gogh

true

There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't

true

Did you hear about the suicide bombing camp? i heard it was a blast.

true

Kim davis gets an award for breaking the law to discriminate against gay people

false

Abraham lincoln is trending. congrats to his social media team.

true

Don't smoke unless you're on fire, then it's natural.

true

Trump attempts another campaign reset after declaring he won't 'pivot'

false

What no one tells you about changing your life

false

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? in soviet russia, lightbulb screws you!

true

If being sexy is a crime then i'm not committing one.

true

How did the girl end up with ninja jizz on her face? she didn't see him coming

true

Why did the horse get a divorce? it didn't have a stable relationship.

true

People keep saying i need to be more assertive is that okay?

true

Breaking: greece threatened 'feta dump' during bailout crisis

false

Sharjah biennial 12: a march through the city

false

How man jews can you fit in a mercedes? a few thousand. they all fit in the ashtray

true

White house abruptly orders epa to loosen clean air rules in polluter giveaway

false

Plutocracy: 100 megadonors have given more than 2 million small donors

false

Where does noah store his bees? the ark-hives.

true

Oklahoma is trying to undermine science in classrooms (again)

false

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? they get chapped lips

true

Carla bruni to vogue: 'my generation doesn't need feminism'

false

Facebook: the only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.

true

Beyoncé's publicist explains how pregnancy works to gossip site spreading rumors

false

U.s. ambassador to panama resigns, saying he cannot serve trump

false

Another doctor won't be making the rounds on 'grey's anatomy'

false

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend wipe his arse

true

My neighbors are listening to great music... ...whether they like it or not!

true

Go on vacation in poland... ...your car is already there!

true

The world bank risks dirtying its hands in uzbekistan

false

Mitch mcconnell marvels at the judicial crisis he created

false

Obamacare safety net catching people who lose health insurance

false

Why did the dog go into the church? the doors were open.

true

Lena dunham teases new season of 'girls' while rocking a sporty bikini

false

Q: what is a crowbar? a: a place were crows go to get a drink!

true

What i would say to president trump about the opioid crisis

false

Through the eyes of a mom with twins: nature vs. nurture

false

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? quarter pounder with cheese

true

Michele bachmann empathizes with the sexist crap hillary clinton has to endure

false

If i had a nickel for every time i jerked off... i'd be a jizzillionaire!

true

Trump turns dreams into nightmares by ending daca

false

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend? sweet pee

true

Don't throw billions at an obsolete nuclear arsenal

false

Bad jobs and no welfare give rise to a new type of charity: the diaper bank

false

We can put a man on the moon but ___________ (insert issue that is vastly different)

true

Please keep the christ in christmas, because hallochristween would just be weird.

true

Tips for emerging out of parenting the young

false

8 tips to stay out of email hell at work

false

Rihanna talks getting back together with chris brown in 2012

false

Wanna hear a racist joke? shame on you

true

Only 5 days until facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads.

true

The fastest launch of any company, part two

false

Gop senate hopeful not ready to back donald trump yet

false

Why is. dr.dre's headphones so popular? beats me.

true

5 ways to maintain your joy during the holidays

false

679 fetty wap. 17/38 because that's his vision.

true

Baltimore cop accused of planting drugs in body cam video indicted

false

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.

true

Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk i'm so sorry...

true

Get rid of a puffy face, wrinkles and stress with this (kind of) genius youtube video

false

I just got a new computer. it's called the tyson. it comes with two bytes and no memory.

true

I've been sleeping with my pocket knife these days... it fucking hurts!

true

What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, cause they're to short to be an essay!!!

true

8 companies ruined by their founders: 24/7 wall st.

false

That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass

true

I like my women like i like my cars fast, loud, used off craigslist.

true