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Why new drug approvals are at a six-year low in the u.s. | false |
Celebrity divorce: the most surprising splits of summer | false |
This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site | false |
How to stop worrying and love artificial intelligence | false |
Sprout home plant of the week: chinese lantern | false |
What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine. | true |
What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them. | true |
Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident. | true |
Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned. | false |
Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding | false |
What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack. | true |
Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on ‘dr. phil' | false |
I put my phone on airplane mode and now i can't find it... | true |
Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b | true |
Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves | false |
Joke 2 - what weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork? princess arielephant | true |
'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons | false |
Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon | false |
Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul | true |
Claire danes and hugh dancy shine at the emmys | false |
White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase | false |
Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you. | true |
My best friend's death (wish it were wedding) | false |
Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless? | true |
Donald trump and hilary clinton are on a boat that is sinking, who survives? america. | true |
Welcome to drugs club, todd. i can't believe someone actually answered the ad. you're under arrest. | true |
Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video) | false |
Fear of the dark: is it really irrational? | false |
U.k. rejects petition protecting women from being forced to wear heels at work | false |
Today's generation omg my parents never let me have anything. via iphone | true |
Why don't blind people go skydiving? it scares the crap out of their dogs! | true |
Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? she wasn't on the pill | true |
Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important | false |
New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters | false |
Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point. | true |
A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right | true |
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? a chauffeur. | true |
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack! | true |
'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils. | true |
I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony. | true |
What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer! | true |
What you need to know before traveling to england | false |
What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning? he made a booo-ty call | true |
Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly | false |
What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline? to get to the other side! | true |
Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video) | false |
If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae | true |
What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle. | true |
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? no. the universe uses lossy compression. | true |
Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop | false |
New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway | false |
What does a chinese gay man have for dinner? goo of sum yung gai | true |
Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest' | false |
The archivist's dilemma: q&a with oddball films' stephen parr | false |
I scream, you scream, we all scream... the ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help. | true |
Detox from 'rupaul's drag race' discusses her passion for fashion and more | false |
Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state | false |
Muscle mass made easy: two training methods for beginners | false |
How does an alzheimer's patient celebrate new years? kissing strangers. | true |
Back hair shaved into james corden's image is a masterpiece | false |
A jewish man told me this... knock knock... | true |
Pregnant meteorologist addresses body shamers with impassioned speech | false |
Musical marriage proposal: man stages broadway flash mob in chicago (video) | false |
Bill maher takes on horse meat scandal, slams california vote against gmo label prop (video) | false |
Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening | false |
What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure | true |
Vermont deficit disorder: finding peace in the green mountains (photos, video) | false |
Most of marco rubio’s delegates will probably still have to vote for him | false |
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left. | true |
A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out | false |
Chicago cubs stars and bill murray make a real song and dance on 'snl' | false |
What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? idk. | true |
Don't iron your four leaf clovers you don't want to press your luck. | true |
I'm scared of lifts guess i have to take steps to avoid them | true |
House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest | false |
Why is alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? because the whole state is inbred | true |
Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show. | true |
If you're building a time machine, take your time. what's the rush? | true |
We should make ai and blockchain boost global trade | false |
Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards. | true |
Parents say school's leggings 'ban' is unfair to girls, 'contributes to rape culture' | false |
20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories | false |
What do you call a sick pokemon? pikachoo | true |
Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports | false |
How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today | false |
Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular! | true |
My wife's boss's name is adolfo! i wonder if his family have always been against dolls? | true |
If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life.. | true |
Travel like a queen: the royal family's favorite hotels (photos) | false |
God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man | true |
What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed | true |
Like drugs for people who don't do drugs. hobbies | true |
I don't know how to be anything but a patient | false |
Patriot devin mccourty is not visiting the white house: 'i don't feel accepted' | false |
Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive. | true |
Does drinking soda cause depression? not so fast | false |
Putnam's path forward for 'our kids' should start with the upside-down tax code | false |
Let greta gerwig and ellen burstyn teach you the art of naming a 'wiener-dog' | false |
Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money | false |
Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real. | true |