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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? pilatte | true |
This black woman didn't see anyone who looked like her cosplaying — so she changed the game | false |
Home deal breakers: 10 things in a guy's house women can't stand (photos) | false |
Sometimes i wrestle with my demons. sometimes we just snuggle. | true |
The oscars so white i gotta wear shades. | true |
Dog trapped for 5 weeks on freeway median adopted by cop who saved her | false |
Apple stock apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in china | true |
Give me your best your mom... joke! like this: your mom is so fat she ate the internet! | true |
Aid-in-dying gains momentum as erstwhile opponents change their minds | false |
How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? | true |
Behind occupy's rolling jubilee debt campaign, personal finance book for debtors and defaulters | false |
Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years unpresidented | true |
My parents always said no drugs before marriage after that.... they just understood. | true |
On trade reform, why isn't elizabeth warren teaming up with the european union? | false |
Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? the only angle lacking in his life was secs. | true |
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quicksand? quatro cinqo. | true |
*gets stabbed omg that knife was clean right?? | true |
*magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand* | true |
I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should i handle this like a sitcom or an adult | true |
What do you call two turds getting intimate in heaven? holy fucking shit. | true |
Expecto me to be there harry potter rsvping to a party | true |
What's green and red and goes 100 mph? a frog in a blender. | true |
A mother's day gift to help working families | false |
What's the difference between jam and jelly? i don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat. | true |
Perfectly-hidden depression: how you started hiding and how you begin to stop | false |
This is what an honest iphone 6 commercial looks like | false |
The national security state – joined at the hip to terrorism | false |
Why should we make gabe newell president? there won't be any world war 3. \#gaben2k16 | true |
Q: how do dogs order eggs at restaurants? a: pooched. | true |
What did one viking war paint say to the other? poly, you're a thane. | true |
The tipsy hostess' guide to cinco de mayo (gifs) | false |
Paula jarrel's gps guide for expressing self compassion | false |
The kkk was a conservationist group. they just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees. | true |
Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? because it wasn't ceiling. | true |
If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues? | true |
What did the pope say when a cougar crossed his path? oh my gosh i almost puma pants. | true |
10 warning signs of depression (and how to eliminate it from your life) | false |
The oldest nutrition advice may be the wisest | false |
I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don't know. | true |
The 2016 sag awards best-dressed list is making us feel all the feels | false |
Muffins, scones & more: 10 baked goodies to brighten your morning | false |
France vows to combat terror with massive rally | false |
Trump's attempt to make an example of the immigrant 'caravan' is backfiring | false |
What do you call someone who spends all day masturbating in the restroom? pissing away your future. | true |
What internet provider does satan use in hell? comcast | true |
A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large. | true |
The cold weather is really making us want these summer wardrobes right now | false |
Celebrate thanksgivukkah correctly with a deep-fried turkey (video) | false |
Judge: honolulu can continue to clear, seize homeless property | false |
What do you call the japanese police force? kawaii five-0 | true |
'east of eden' adaptation with jennifer lawrence may be split into two movies, gary ross says | false |
Take two breaths and call me in the morning: an unexpected source of relief from arthritis pain | false |
Kendra spears wedding to prince rahim aga khan makes model a princess (photos) | false |
Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? because the parrots eat them all | true |
What does god call his nose? god knows. | true |
What do jews throw when they riot? mozeltov cocktails | true |
Mattis: no evidence russia wants positive relationship with u.s. | false |
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers. | true |
My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. i'll show her. | true |
Former sorority sister speaks out about girl-on-girl hate in viral video | false |
Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. my wife and i never had a common enemy before. | true |
In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too. | true |
Man thinks he's being put to death for preaching gospel: lawyers | false |
How the fbi invaded martin luther king jr.'s privacy -- and tried to blackmail him into suicide | false |
Michael dell's old business card will inspire you to never forget your roots | false |
The titli interviews: filmmaker kanu behl in cannes | false |
Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, fast! | true |
I hit a kid with my car last night then i realized it was only a goat. | true |
5 amazing cities for raising a family (and they aren't where you think) | false |
What always stays hot in the refrigerator? horseradish | true |
What do black people get when they die? nigger mortis | true |
Waxing on your period & more 'down-there' grooming questions you were too afraid to ask | false |
Turkey mourns as funerals begin for victims of istanbul terror attack | false |
What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke? | true |
You don't need a parachute to go sky diving you need a parachute to go sky diving twice | true |
House gives itself well-deserved break, will average two workdays a week in d.c. for 2016 | false |
What do cats read in the morning ? mewspapers ! | true |
Lpt: when cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support alone, it tastes absolutely fowl. | true |
We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat. | true |
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? coop-cakes ! | true |
What do you call a learned spider? a webdesigner | true |
Twitter explodes over trump's surprise at the demands of being president | false |
Bad policy threatens promise of expanded use of police body cameras | false |
There are 10 types of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't. | true |
John boehner begins new chapter at high-powered d.c. lobbying firm | false |
So, a snake walks into a bar.... and the bartender asks in surprise how'd you do that?! | true |
Hypercard: the original bridge over the digital divide | false |
Why 'doing what you love' isn't enough when starting a business | false |
Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish the results speak for themselves. | true |
The usa freedom grown-ups are donald trump's worst nightmare | false |
Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? because they don't believe in higher powers. | true |
10 pieces of swag that fully express your love for rosé | false |
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? the answer may shock you. | true |
Okay, let's get this straight. there's no way everyone has the best boyfriend in the world. | true |
Led wedding ring lights up when groom-to-be is near (photos) | false |
'friend request accepted': photographer ty morin raises $7,000 to meet all his facebook friends | false |
What do ted cruz and an impotent japanese man have in common? neither can achieve an election | true |
Chris christie threatens to 'go nuclear' in the next gop debate | false |
Which is the smartest tall mountain? mt. cleverest hue hue | true |
25 things you hate yourself for saying (photos) | false |
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