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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? pilatte
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This black woman didn't see anyone who looked like her cosplaying — so she changed the game
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Home deal breakers: 10 things in a guy's house women can't stand (photos)
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Sometimes i wrestle with my demons. sometimes we just snuggle.
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The oscars so white i gotta wear shades.
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Dog trapped for 5 weeks on freeway median adopted by cop who saved her
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Apple stock apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in china
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Give me your best your mom... joke! like this: your mom is so fat she ate the internet!
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Aid-in-dying gains momentum as erstwhile opponents change their minds
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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Behind occupy's rolling jubilee debt campaign, personal finance book for debtors and defaulters
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Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years unpresidented
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My parents always said no drugs before marriage after that.... they just understood.
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On trade reform, why isn't elizabeth warren teaming up with the european union?
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Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? the only angle lacking in his life was secs.
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What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quicksand? quatro cinqo.
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*gets stabbed omg that knife was clean right??
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*magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
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I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should i handle this like a sitcom or an adult
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What do you call two turds getting intimate in heaven? holy fucking shit.
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Expecto me to be there harry potter rsvping to a party
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What's green and red and goes 100 mph? a frog in a blender.
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A mother's day gift to help working families
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What's the difference between jam and jelly? i don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat.
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Perfectly-hidden depression: how you started hiding and how you begin to stop
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This is what an honest iphone 6 commercial looks like
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The national security state – joined at the hip to terrorism
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Why should we make gabe newell president? there won't be any world war 3. \#gaben2k16
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Q: how do dogs order eggs at restaurants? a: pooched.
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What did one viking war paint say to the other? poly, you're a thane.
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The tipsy hostess' guide to cinco de mayo (gifs)
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Paula jarrel's gps guide for expressing self compassion
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The kkk was a conservationist group. they just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees.
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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? because it wasn't ceiling.
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If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?
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What did the pope say when a cougar crossed his path? oh my gosh i almost puma pants.
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10 warning signs of depression (and how to eliminate it from your life)
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The oldest nutrition advice may be the wisest
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I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don't know.
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The 2016 sag awards best-dressed list is making us feel all the feels
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Muffins, scones & more: 10 baked goodies to brighten your morning
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France vows to combat terror with massive rally
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Trump's attempt to make an example of the immigrant 'caravan' is backfiring
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What do you call someone who spends all day masturbating in the restroom? pissing away your future.
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What internet provider does satan use in hell? comcast
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A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large.
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The cold weather is really making us want these summer wardrobes right now
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Celebrate thanksgivukkah correctly with a deep-fried turkey (video)
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Judge: honolulu can continue to clear, seize homeless property
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What do you call the japanese police force? kawaii five-0
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'east of eden' adaptation with jennifer lawrence may be split into two movies, gary ross says
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Take two breaths and call me in the morning: an unexpected source of relief from arthritis pain
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Kendra spears wedding to prince rahim aga khan makes model a princess (photos)
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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? because the parrots eat them all
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What does god call his nose? god knows.
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What do jews throw when they riot? mozeltov cocktails
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Mattis: no evidence russia wants positive relationship with u.s.
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Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
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My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. i'll show her.
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Former sorority sister speaks out about girl-on-girl hate in viral video
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Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. my wife and i never had a common enemy before.
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In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
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Man thinks he's being put to death for preaching gospel: lawyers
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How the fbi invaded martin luther king jr.'s privacy -- and tried to blackmail him into suicide
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Michael dell's old business card will inspire you to never forget your roots
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The titli interviews: filmmaker kanu behl in cannes
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Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, fast!
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I hit a kid with my car last night then i realized it was only a goat.
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5 amazing cities for raising a family (and they aren't where you think)
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What always stays hot in the refrigerator? horseradish
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What do black people get when they die? nigger mortis
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Waxing on your period & more 'down-there' grooming questions you were too afraid to ask
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Turkey mourns as funerals begin for victims of istanbul terror attack
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What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
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You don't need a parachute to go sky diving you need a parachute to go sky diving twice
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House gives itself well-deserved break, will average two workdays a week in d.c. for 2016
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What do cats read in the morning ? mewspapers !
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Lpt: when cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support alone, it tastes absolutely fowl.
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We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat.
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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? coop-cakes !
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What do you call a learned spider? a webdesigner
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Twitter explodes over trump's surprise at the demands of being president
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Bad policy threatens promise of expanded use of police body cameras
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There are 10 types of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't.
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John boehner begins new chapter at high-powered d.c. lobbying firm
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So, a snake walks into a bar.... and the bartender asks in surprise how'd you do that?!
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Hypercard: the original bridge over the digital divide
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Why 'doing what you love' isn't enough when starting a business
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Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish the results speak for themselves.
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The usa freedom grown-ups are donald trump's worst nightmare
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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? because they don't believe in higher powers.
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10 pieces of swag that fully express your love for rosé
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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? the answer may shock you.
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Okay, let's get this straight. there's no way everyone has the best boyfriend in the world.
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Led wedding ring lights up when groom-to-be is near (photos)
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'friend request accepted': photographer ty morin raises $7,000 to meet all his facebook friends
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What do ted cruz and an impotent japanese man have in common? neither can achieve an election
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Chris christie threatens to 'go nuclear' in the next gop debate
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Which is the smartest tall mountain? mt. cleverest hue hue
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25 things you hate yourself for saying (photos)
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