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Vigilante self-sacrifice + bicycles = comedy gold
|
magicrhinos
| 3,647 | 14,442 | 10,795 |
2011-06
| 1,307,571,156 |
videos
|
huzyr
|
Question, why didn't he wear a helmet if he knew he was going to be running into things on purpose?
|
jtat07
| 152 | 152 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,575,549 |
videos
|
c1yll1u
|
Where I live, he probably would have gotten a ticket for not wearing a helmet in addition to not riding in the bike lane.
|
girlgeek
| 33 | 33 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,576,758 |
videos
|
c1ylp3e
|
To be honest, good.
|
Drijidible
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,581,059 |
videos
|
c1ym3ou
|
Yes, fining cyclists for doing something that has no detrimental effect on others sounds like a terrific idea.
|
SprocketJockey
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,590,047 |
videos
|
c1ymymy
|
twilight fans are scary
|
kacperp
| 0 | 8 | 8 |
2011-06
| 1,307,568,412 |
videos
|
huypk
|
I reacted in a similar manner when I found out about the remake of The Hobbit.
|
Qonold
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,569,273 |
videos
|
c1yky0x
|
I wonder what they sell here?
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 5 | 6 |
2011-06
| 1,307,566,816 |
guns
|
huxxi
|
Where are those pesky, censoring mods when you need them?
|
ClassicallyTrained
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,568,895 |
guns
|
c1ykwmo
|
US Senators seek crackdown on Bitcoin currency
|
mepper
| 98 | 151 | 53 |
2011-06
| 1,307,557,562 |
technology
|
hutjg
|
Washington State Patrol escorts mother goose and her goslings along I-90
|
retardo
| 112 | 134 | 22 |
2011-06
| 1,307,554,776 |
Seattle
|
hus40
|
Virginia to hang the Ten Commandments back up in schools.
|
digitalmofo
| 319 | 703 | 384 |
2011-06
| 1,307,551,389 |
atheism
|
huqj6
|
The 10 commandments are not even a "historical document"
|
rebo
| 28 | 28 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,553,723 |
atheism
|
c1yj4t4
|
Stop the persecution of Christians.
|
Kronecker_D
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,565,518 |
atheism
|
c1ykimu
|
Trendy buzzword that makes you sound cool.
|
outflow
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,549,896 |
guns
|
c1yipce
|
Most Americans Blame Wars For Federal Debt
|
gonzone
| 115 | 267 | 152 |
2011-06
| 1,307,548,418 |
politics
|
hup6k
|
Yeah, right now the biggest scandal involves Republicans
|
StalinsLastStand
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,547,903 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
c1yihj5
|
How Greek Protesters See The EU In One Simple Photograph
|
Tateno
| 29 | 49 | 20 |
2011-06
| 1,307,546,086 |
worldnews
|
huo4z
|
Supermodels Without Makeup
|
divlicious
| 17 | 73 | 56 |
2011-06
| 1,307,544,788 |
WTF
|
hunle
|
Wow, I never knew ad agencies would use professional photographers, make up artists, hair stylist, wind machines, clothing stylist, and post-production processing to make models look a little better.
|
vvo
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,548,701 |
WTF
|
c1yikpl
|
Teens allegedly shot more than 50 cats
|
just_shoot_me
| 63 | 84 | 21 |
2011-06
| 1,307,540,648 |
WTF
|
hulxr
|
Catholic Charities sues to deny LGBT families services in Illinois: Why they'll lose
|
[deleted]
| 176 | 253 | 77 |
2011-06
| 1,307,539,304 |
lgbt
|
hulh4
|
Todt confirms Renault threats
|
zen_tm
| 3 | 5 | 2 |
2011-06
| 1,307,536,942 |
formula1
|
hukq3
|
Hmm, let's see...Renault or Ferrari..that's a hard choice
|
BlackFA508
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,586,329 |
formula1
|
c1ymlll
|
A court chooses reason - child's vision saved and faith healer neglectful parents convicted.
|
BigSlowTarget
| 334 | 710 | 376 |
2011-06
| 1,307,535,469 |
atheism
|
hukap
|
It's horrible that these people's freedom of religion has been trampled on so disrespectfully.
|
dVnt
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,541,764 |
atheism
|
c1yhvlj
|
More Americans think war is main contributor to our national debt instead of domestic spending or tax cuts, so why aren't we talking more about ending the wars?
|
Dizzy_Slip
| 363 | 777 | 414 |
2011-06
| 1,307,532,227 |
politics
|
hujgx
|
Because if we don't fight the wars, the terrorists win.
|
kaces
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,554,363 |
politics
|
c1yj7gp
|
Because the wars are patriotic - if you do not support them, you're unamerican!
|
SteveDave123
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,587,312 |
politics
|
c1ymp67
|
....yea, that's true.
|
Lesserof2evils
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-08
| 1,313,067,130 |
Egypt
|
c2booni
|
not yet but give it thirty years or so.
|
[deleted]
| -6 | -6 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,534,725 |
askscience
|
c1yhe5t
|
Yeah, and we'll have a working fusion reactor in 20
|
jjberg2
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,536,389 |
askscience
|
c1yhhib
|
Do you do this?
|
xenoph
| 24 | 130 | 106 |
2011-06
| 1,307,525,798 |
Minecraft
|
hui12
|
I organize my items in octrees because they are cool.
|
seab3
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,556,194 |
Minecraft
|
c1yjf8x
|
North Atlantic Fish Stocks: They're not depleted, they're GONE.
|
aiten
| 85 | 153 | 68 |
2011-06
| 1,307,523,473 |
reddit.com
|
huhhk
|
Yeah, because eating meat instead is so much better
|
Toorstain
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,556,233 |
reddit.com
|
c1yjfen
|
Conan O'Brian legitimately laughing with Dave Chappelle.
|
Flyinape
| 363 | 586 | 223 |
2011-06
| 1,307,518,479 |
funny
|
hugdc
|
Anyone know when this this was recorded?
|
rekcals
| -5 | -5 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,534,014 |
funny
|
c1yhcwp
|
any idea who the guest was?
|
SamuraiSevens
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,558,952 |
funny
|
c1yjqy5
|
Classy.
|
Spoggerific
| 1,060 | 1,060 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,518,042 |
reddit.com
|
c1ygoov
|
No, classy would have been taking the $10,000 and donating it to a worthy charity.
|
wickedcold
| 106 | 106 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,540,362 |
reddit.com
|
c1yhrel
|
Its a shame he's having so many health issues this early in his career.
|
baltimoresports
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,537,024 |
baseball
|
c1yhivb
|
Does anyone hope and pray for another one of these?
|
[deleted]
| 647 | 1,621 | 974 |
2011-06
| 1,307,514,582 |
gaming
|
huf6w
|
Just coffee spat at reading HuffPost's article about how if we leave Afghanistan, its economy could suffer
|
redtown
| 5 | 8 | 3 |
2011-06
| 1,307,514,483 |
politics
|
huf60
|
Maybe it would just be easier if the military stayed there forever, because after destroying the country, surely the USA wouldn't want to also destroy the economy....
|
fitzroy95
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,517,901 |
politics
|
c1ygodn
|
Click here if you want to see Bill Shatner give some poor British journalist an absolutely awful interview on the set of Star Trek IV
|
dannyboylee
| 9 | 11 | 2 |
2011-06
| 1,307,510,281 |
startrek
|
hudth
|
Dumbest way to get detention
|
OmniTroll
| 608 | 4,119 | 3,511 |
2011-06
| 1,307,509,231 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
hudh8
|
Not very gentlemanly of you.
|
th3virus
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,536,977 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
c1yhir8
|
he was creating a beautiful sketch for his classmate, pro-bono mind you, and the guy calls him gay because he is artistic!
|
LogicalTime
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,537,745 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
c1yhkjc
|
that'll teach 'em to leave their kitchens
|
GreenGlassDrgn
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,546,642 |
politics
|
c1yicnm
|
The Brazilian president's chief of staff Antonio Palocci has resigned over corruption allegations.
|
davidreiss666
| 8 | 13 | 5 |
2011-06
| 1,307,500,764 |
worldnews
|
huaar
|
THEY'RE ALL UPSIDE DOWN AND SHIT
|
TundraWolf_
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,748,441 |
snowboarding
|
c1z045t
|
Montreal police kill homeless knife-wielding man and innocent bystander.
|
mycroft2000
| 29 | 45 | 16 |
2011-06
| 1,307,495,923 |
canada
|
hu8cy
|
I thought officers carried tasers for these exact situations..
|
luminousfleshgiant
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,519,001 |
canada
|
c1ygqjl
|
"Steve Jobs rests his head against his wife, Laurene Powell Jobs, after delivering the keynote address to the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference at Moscone West on Monday."
|
MediaMoguls
| 335 | 551 | 216 |
2011-06
| 1,307,492,051 |
apple
|
hu6ua
|
Damn corporate executives, do they ever work?
|
CodeandOptics
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,540,298 |
apple
|
c1yhr8a
|
and I thought I was safe here....That's it I'm moving to europe!
|
ihateyoualotman
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,500,464 |
worldnews
|
c1yf60i
|
I'm too awesome.
|
MikeEnIke
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,662,860 |
AskReddit
|
c1yt0xs
|
Be more humble you prick.
|
alextotti
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,668,620 |
AskReddit
|
c1ytk09
|
20 bucks at a garage sale
|
nairobired
| 746 | 6,877 | 6,131 |
2011-06
| 1,307,659,676 |
gaming
|
hvwqe
|
How else were they going to beat New Zealand?
|
mwalker_nz
| 13 | 13 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,664,733 |
soccer
|
c1yt75f
|
People who tell me about their pet peeves.
|
seemonkey
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,653,668 |
AskReddit
|
c1ys45b
|
What an irritating comment.
|
darkon
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,654,388 |
AskReddit
|
c1ys6xj
|
Picked up a new toy today.
|
statix138
| 31 | 66 | 35 |
2011-06
| 1,307,651,038 |
guns
|
hvt38
|
You are a god among men/ goddess among women.
|
hulapoop
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,682,554 |
food
|
c1yurb0
|
god amongst women would suite me just fine.
|
brokenearth02
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,713,163 |
food
|
c1ywatm
|
Seriously, why couldn't you just thank me?
|
[deleted]
| 1,046 | 7,840 | 6,794 |
2011-06
| 1,307,644,381 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
hvpvl
|
Nice try, serial rapist.
|
Zorbotron
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,662,922 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
c1yt161
|
Like stealing (red) candy from a (blind) baby.
|
pathognome
| 118 | 166 | 48 |
2011-06
| 1,307,641,407 |
leagueoflegends
|
hvocw
|
You don't need smite to jungle.
|
tpfour
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,647,694 |
leagueoflegends
|
c1yreo7
|
America, I am disappoint.
|
[deleted]
| 1,068 | 7,539 | 6,471 |
2011-06
| 1,307,640,928 |
reddit.com
|
hvo46
|
and no one is watching Nick Flora, what a shame
|
jk1150
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,661,527 |
reddit.com
|
c1yswhf
|
inexcusable violence - executed on the street in karachi
|
staltwart
| 1,955 | 8,176 | 6,221 |
2011-06
| 1,307,638,871 |
videos
|
hvn7p
|
More than 300 Tibetan monks have disappeared after being rounded up by Chinese security forces at a monastery for "re-education."
|
blackstar9000
| 1,597 | 5,486 | 3,889 |
2011-06
| 1,307,636,673 |
worldnews
|
hvm5o
|
$150 Spy Glasses Transmit Video In Real Time To the Social Network (video) | Singularity Hub
|
FilterJoe
| 12 | 21 | 9 |
2011-06
| 1,307,633,963 |
technology
|
hvkux
|
Legal for sale in Illinois?
|
[deleted]
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,640,072 |
technology
|
c1yqhnt
|
just not legal to use agaisnt cops/
|
dirtymoney
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,655,626 |
technology
|
c1ysbdi
|
Guess they'll have to detain anyone in the vicinity with glasses now.
|
mrpickleby
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,735,568 |
technology
|
c1yyrx0
|
Memorable Linux Milestones - Infographic
|
weisenzahn
| 321 | 500 | 179 |
2011-06
| 1,307,633,807 |
linux
|
hvksj
|
They forgot to include the Year of the Linux Desktop for every year since 2000.
|
raugturi
| 47 | 47 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,647,057 |
linux
|
c1yrbwt
|
Try robbing someone in Pakistan, see what happens!
|
[deleted]
| 2 | 18 | 16 |
2011-06
| 1,307,630,826 |
videos
|
hvjfm
|
can someone describe what is in the video.. i really dont want to watch it but im so curious.
|
kebabish
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,635,574 |
videos
|
c1ypyn0
|
This is fracking serious.
|
[deleted]
| 41 | 113 | 72 |
2011-06
| 1,307,630,327 |
politics
|
hvj7y
|
Well, I'd like to meet the wife before I decide how I feel about this.
|
Gasonfires
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,638,043 |
reddit.com
|
c1yq91s
|
Uh, isn't China's government communist and therefore made of the people of China?
|
DisplacedLeprechaun
| -6 | -6 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,640,105 |
reddit.com
|
c1yqht1
|
Having children with someone who would rather make her children believe they were sexually abused rather than let their father have custody of them and give them a better life.
|
ashmdin
| 60 | 60 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,626,264 |
AskReddit
|
c1yp198
|
She doesn't sound like a good person at all :( Just dropping in to apologize for my gender being bitches sometimes, and to let you know that there are better fish in the sea.
|
[deleted]
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,632,594 |
AskReddit
|
c1ypmab
|
Excuse you, don't apologize for our gender.
|
epooka
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,637,915 |
AskReddit
|
c1yq8ji
|
Much better to get self-righteous and act like no wrongs could ever be committed, right?
|
schoofer
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,640,567 |
AskReddit
|
c1yqjsc
|
Just one more reason to allow CCW
|
rogue780
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,629,598 |
baltimore
|
c1ypbg9
|
I'll just leave this here
|
[deleted]
| 852 | 3,762 | 2,910 |
2011-06
| 1,307,622,776 |
trees
|
hvgfi
|
65-million-year-old sea turtle found in South Jersey
|
baconbird
| 406 | 1,000 | 594 |
2011-06
| 1,307,622,211 |
science
|
hvga1
|
Things that cause rape
|
nomdeweb
| 1,284 | 12,950 | 11,666 |
2011-06
| 1,307,619,888 |
pics
|
hvfnf
|
This is why I clandestinely video tape every time I have sex with a drunk/high/drugged woman.
|
sheepsix
| 67 | 67 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,626,249 |
pics
|
c1yp17v
|
Holy cow I've been raped a lot of times.
|
sheepsix
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,639,211 |
pics
|
c1yqe14
|
So if two drunk people have sex, who raped who?
|
RedditRage
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,639,586 |
pics
|
c1yqfl4
|
Yes women should be wary 24/7 of being raped.
|
evileddy
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,648,970 |
pics
|
c1yrk5w
|
"Gears of War 3: Horde Mode 2.0" E3 Gameplay Demo
|
Honda_TypeR
| 55 | 88 | 33 |
2011-06
| 1,307,618,640 |
gaming
|
hvfcv
|
How do you know that they're not taking the beta information they received to heart?
|
Guinasaur
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,635,362 |
gaming
|
c1ypxrz
|
Of course they are, just like they did for the Gear 2 beta.
|
keepinithamsta
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2011-06
| 1,307,635,631 |
gaming
|
c1ypyvk
|
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