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Flat keyboards, because who the fuck needs to type anyway right? | by_myself | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,241,911 | gadgets | c202g3l |
Picture taken of Vancouver 3 hours after they lose the Stanley Cup Finals | AnotherDouchebag | 811 | 2,253 | 1,442 | 2011-06 | 1,308,206,401 | WTF | i113m |
It's a shame people don't give even remotely this much of a shit about politics. | skyride | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,227,800 | WTF | c2012wy |
Do you feel that way about ALL politics, or only the politics that you agree with? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,243,516 | WTF | c202n6v |
Yes, it would be great if everyone would riot about politics rather than having intellectual discourse. | ThatsALogicalFallacy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,252,604 | WTF | c203tm9 |
Unions Save Lives: Study shows workers in unionized mines are far less likely to be killed or seriously injured than are workers in nonunion mines. | shallah | 57 | 113 | 56 | 2011-06 | 1,308,206,215 | politics | i111c |
The magical realism of body counts | N3wsJunkie | 57 | 81 | 24 | 2011-06 | 1,308,206,033 | worldnews | i10z2 |
I'm sure that al-Jazeera has never reported an inflated or reduced body count for any reason. | [deleted] | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,210,190 | worldnews | c200dqh |
Yes, which is why we should trust Israeli press, right? | VPA | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,235,311 | worldnews | c201p2n |
Bah who needs hammers, when you have slaves! | mind-blender | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,261,817 | civ | c204zkk |
hey reddit, can we ban this fucking troll? | ShakeDatBear | 481 | 1,614 | 1,133 | 2011-06 | 1,308,195,019 | reddit.com | i0wrn |
Yeah, fuck free speech; he hurt your feelings. | tetzy | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,207,371 | reddit.com | c2007j1 |
probably not considering you're still using windows xp, everyone knows vista is the greatest operating system ever | grizzgreen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,196,762 | pics | c1zz9dd |
Looks like you're well on your way with this post. | JoeSmash33 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,229,591 | AskReddit | c201777 |
Ron Paul Warns Against the Housing Bubble (Seven Years Ago) | Chimneyfish | 28 | 51 | 23 | 2011-06 | 1,308,193,195 | Libertarian | i0vz5 |
I've honestly never come across a dumber human being. | dweckl | 3,310 | 12,778 | 9,468 | 2011-06 | 1,308,190,904 | politics | i0v01 |
TIL, voluntary slavery by starving people who'd work for food can 'potentially virtually' wipe out unemployment | mohajaf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,265,424 | politics | c205da7 |
Man urinates in water reservoir, prompts city to dispose of 7.8 million gallons of drinking water at a cost of $36,100; best part: they find dead animals in the water all the time and don't dump it | mepper | 1,988 | 4,300 | 2,312 | 2011-06 | 1,308,188,162 | WTF | i0twa |
Dude, fish FUCK in that water. | Alphachicken | 234 | 234 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,197,754 | WTF | c1zzddl |
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only about 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. | EvilHom3r | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,200,707 | WTF | c1zzodi |
how many gigabytes is that? | Robo-boogie | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,220,496 | WTF | c200qp1 |
You can tell that the article isn't trying to push an agenda because they have the helpful link that says "If you're not sure if you were raped read the following article by Rainn, Was I raped?" | shadowed_stranger | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,384,062 | MensRights | c20fc8a |
So that's how they took down the towers on 9/11! | geak78 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,366,030 | reddit.com | c20e1za |
TIL Robin Williams not only loves Evangelion, but collects NGE merchandise | thehemanchronicles | 227 | 323 | 96 | 2011-06 | 1,308,345,078 | anime | i2gic |
[citation needed] | fatalist23 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,350,142 | anime | c20cqi2 |
It's called *fabulous*. | Bipolarruledout | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,399,455 | AskReddit | c20fwrk |
As a way of saying "Thank you" to their police department for not hurting or injuring any of their citizens during the riot, Vancouver citizens cover police cruisers with "Thank you" Post-It notes | [deleted] | 100 | 159 | 59 | 2011-06 | 1,308,341,173 | reddit.com | i2etd |
Gauge, choke, shot? | duglock | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,341,356 | guns | c20bt57 |
It is just a typical 10/22 pattern | liontigerbearshark | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,342,131 | guns | c20bwcv |
Exposed: The secret guns sting that backfired on the US | zap-johnson | 3 | 14 | 11 | 2011-06 | 1,308,340,305 | politics | i2egd |
Answer: Who was president for the 8 years leading up to and during the largest global financial collapse, and the largest transfer of wealth from the common man to the financial elite in the history of mankind. | [deleted] | 24 | 70 | 46 | 2011-06 | 1,308,331,192 | politics | i2a4h |
More people taking transit in the 905. | vb5215 | 9 | 12 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,308,329,382 | toronto | i299v |
TIL that 1994 was an AWESOME movie year. | Mindtaker | 565 | 1,605 | 1,040 | 2011-06 | 1,308,324,926 | reddit.com | i272u |
The Big Lebowski didn't come out until '98, so that's just like, your opinion, man. | spif | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,337,795 | reddit.com | c20bdw9 |
**GET OFF MY LAWN** | Shagmire | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,338,007 | reddit.com | c20beu8 |
TIL We spent more money in 2010 air conditioning tents in Afghanistan than NASA's annual budget | shouldilearntocount | 1,443 | 4,151 | 2,708 | 2011-06 | 1,308,323,915 | todayilearned | i26mf |
Earlobes and Genitals: What's the difference? | memymineown | 12 | 13 | 1 | 2011-06 | 1,308,322,426 | MensRights | i25y6 |
Anyone who brings up the argument that we pierce children's ears and therefore circumcision is okay is a moron. | memymineown | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,322,448 | MensRights | c209k7z |
Doing what you're told, what a fucking virtue THAT is. | Smokalotapotamus | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,358,210 | politics | c20dfnd |
I don't want my organs to go to some fucking alcoholic fatty. | ninjaDOLEMITE | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,331,480 | AskReddit | c20alop |
French burka ban descends into farce | zap-johnson | 175 | 404 | 229 | 2011-06 | 1,308,317,590 | worldnews | i23x9 |
sounds reasonable and mature. | sunshine-x | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,325,991 | worldnews | c209ydm |
Picture of the amount of sugar in 5 common soft drinks | zenon | 118 | 129 | 11 | 2011-06 | 1,308,313,435 | Paleo | i22kw |
I'd like to see this same diagram done with fruit juices, too. | rappo | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,324,790 | Paleo | c209tfm |
But fruit juices are ok because it's NATURAL sugar! | stankaaron | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,339,000 | Paleo | c20bj5r |
I miss playing games that didn't have guns and had creative stories. | katastrof | 304 | 1,579 | 1,275 | 2011-06 | 1,308,313,412 | gaming | i22km |
yea they're called nintendo games | Bknbear4 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,313,969 | gaming | c208v1a |
Yeah, the Zelda series had friggin terrible storylines. | ferola | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,361,160 | gaming | c20dnxy |
Danish F-16s running out of bombs over Libya | zap-johnson | 106 | 193 | 87 | 2011-06 | 1,308,305,995 | worldnews | i20uh |
Denmark can easily close down a few schools and get rid of the silly national health care system, then there will be plenty of money to kill brown people. | unkeljoe | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,310,809 | worldnews | c208poe |
As far as I'm concerned, THIS guy is the reason the riot ended. | firstbutton | 1,918 | 12,944 | 11,026 | 2011-06 | 1,308,303,459 | pics | i20bc |
SMBC: Environmentalism | ani625 | 574 | 775 | 201 | 2011-06 | 1,308,303,171 | comics | i2093 |
It really is a bit more complicated than where to put the garbage. | cuddles666 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,318,336 | comics | c2095jb |
@ggreenwald: "Anthony Weiner was forced from office, but George Bush & Dick Cheney - torture, illegal eavesdropping, 100,000s dead in Iraq - weren't" | shallah | 783 | 2,055 | 1,272 | 2011-06 | 1,308,303,010 | politics | i207r |
Why do you hate freedom? | rabblerabble2000 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,351,600 | politics | c20cvdh |
Man Knocks Out Vancouver Rioter Who Tried To Set Car On Fire | [deleted] | 823 | 1,953 | 1,130 | 2011-06 | 1,308,288,383 | videos | i1w8z |
Youtube just removed the video (9:27 PST). | Bubbasticky | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,328,065 | videos | c20a707 |
Ouch, harsh (wasn't me that downvoted). | mad_disciple | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,315,205 | AskReddit | c208xhw |
Would you support a push for a four day week? | realneil | 52 | 70 | 18 | 2011-06 | 1,308,278,668 | australia | i1sgl |
So your saying we should work 4, 12 hour days then? | illiterati | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,307,498 | australia | c208l1i |
Less code matters | gst | 9 | 35 | 26 | 2011-06 | 1,308,275,580 | programming | i1r93 |
Make sure to leave in the old code if you have a manager that uses LOC as metric for productivity. | tau-lepton | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,574,154 | programming | c20rxl8 |
because... It's not that sin that gets you... It's the cover up that gets you... his 'cover up' game is garbage... he should have just admitted it, said he didn't have sex, and told everyone to suck his d!ck. | greymattr | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,280,693 | politics | c206x3o |
Um, David Vitter committed a crime. | Randy_Watson | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,325,557 | politics | c209wjs |
That would be an "entitlement." | Bipolarruledout | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,307,719 | politics | c208lby |
Yes it's completely irrational to let something that fundamentally affects who you are be more important to you than stuff that happened to other people, no matter how terrible. | PMix | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,440,001 | politics | c20iv7z |
These aren't my headphones! | ladeemadonna | 790 | 1,486 | 696 | 2011-06 | 1,308,435,860 | WTF | i3736 |
Was this the picture from that yearbook they recalled? | atomic811 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,438,988 | WTF | c20isbg |
It's Political | Mind_Virus | 966 | 4,019 | 3,053 | 2011-06 | 1,308,432,435 | politics | i35yr |
G20 = 5000+ cops, 900 arrests Vancouver = 500+ cops, 100+ arrests (from next day newspaper accounts) | hb_alien | 299 | 299 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,433,918 | politics | c20idza |
Brain, No Gain: College a bad investment for jobless US grads | megazen | 12 | 17 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,308,429,924 | education | i353l |
Believe everything you see on Russia Today. | abowlofcereal | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,438,389 | education | c20iqmt |
Hobbes on IP Law | mcnuggetofdeath | 65 | 154 | 89 | 2011-06 | 1,308,423,985 | politics | i332t |
Hobbes = proto-fascist | CoyoteLightning | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,424,992 | politics | c20hor5 |
So fox news was right, Dems are commie marxist fascists. | endersadvocate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,439,041 | politics | c20ish7 |
Sexual assault under broad daylight in China. | [deleted] | 8 | 10 | 2 | 2011-06 | 1,308,419,341 | WTF | i31i5 |
My homosexuality has been cured! | atomic811 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,424,044 | WTF | c20hm26 |
The Great Hall from Hogwarts | jerrycasto | 597 | 743 | 146 | 2011-06 | 1,308,417,613 | Minecraft | i30xy |
Oh dang, I was hoping for another of Notch's tweets, not a large and impressive structure that took long to make! | Muffinmaster19 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,426,988 | Minecraft | c20huhw |
To this day, still one of my favorite music videos | _31415_ | 639 | 2,015 | 1,376 | 2011-06 | 1,308,410,369 | pics | i2ymi |
Good thing I know exactly what you're talking about. | SubtlePineapple | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,439,982 | pics | c20iv5x |
My experience with EA Origin Customer Service and the 1 year Download Limit | [deleted] | 568 | 2,197 | 1,629 | 2011-06 | 1,308,406,273 | gaming | i2xk8 |
I *think* that is **Jimmy Page** for those who don't know him by face. | SnacklePop | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,412,059 | Guitar | c20gmvt |
I thought it was an old asian guy. | BatsArentBugs | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,432,585 | Guitar | c20ia63 |
Reggie Fils-Aime demos Wii U, Zelda Skyward Sword and Kid Icarus on Jimmy Fallon | jla2 | 121 | 178 | 57 | 2011-06 | 1,308,399,011 | gaming | i2vz8 |
I like how Jimmy Fallon ruined any hope of Skyward Sword not being another complete wagglefest. | mintyice | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,405,106 | gaming | c20g62p |
except for the part where he waggled his enemy to death. | aroras | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,417,714 | gaming | c20h374 |
OH YOU ARE RIGHT, NOT BUYING THIS GAME AT ALL, IT FUCKING SUCKS | xRichard | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,419,845 | gaming | c20h9m8 |
Were you sucking his dick at the time? | pdmcmahon | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,415,829 | apple | c20gxm4 |
And now for something completely different: Deer dropped by eagle knocks out power in Montana | DrRichardCranium | 454 | 552 | 98 | 2011-06 | 1,308,395,065 | news | i2v9f |
Isn't everyone? | Bipolarruledout | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,397,771 | AskReddit | c20fuki |
TIL That a CONVICTED FELON in Italy is more likely to become Prime Minister than a bad Tweeter is to remain a US Congressman | peutetre | 11 | 20 | 9 | 2011-06 | 1,308,369,209 | pics | i2p7e |
Welcome to the United Prude States of America. | Potatoguy123 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,369,375 | pics | c20ebri |
Yeah, if sending pictures of your junk to random women on social media websites while your pregnant wife is on vacation is wrong, I don't want to be right. | MonkeeSage | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,370,028 | pics | c20edmd |
Demuslim's "Condition" | prebbual | 3 | 13 | 10 | 2011-06 | 1,308,364,919 | starcraft | i2nrx |
Oh yeah, getting lost in a foreign country by yourself is nothing | andrasi | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,395,302 | starcraft | c20fro6 |
A lot of exposure to the unrealistic women of porn. | PiratusRex | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,399,983 | AskReddit | c20fxhk |
IM SO MAD THAT SOMEONE KILLED AN ANIMAL. | laughingplague | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,362,179 | pics | c20dqtv |
Streisand Effect- CitiGroup wrote a report on "Plutonomy," or how to keep the rich richer and the poor poorer; now they're trying to delete it | abegosum | 689 | 1,246 | 557 | 2011-06 | 1,308,527,709 | politics | i3w68 |
I'm a contemporary Marxist revisionist anarchist, and I think I'm more sick than you are! | nonethewiser | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,579,308 | politics | c20sasd |
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