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TIL elephants understand and conceptualize death in a deep and emotional way, and have a semi-ritualistic/religious practice to mourn the death of their fallen friends and family. | refusedzero | 1,467 | 4,154 | 2,687 | 2012-08 | 1,345,320,827 | todayilearned | yfwdo |
Fucking theist elephants. | Alexi_Strife | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,352,376 | todayilearned | c5vd37g |
Oh dear god how DARE they have a contest where you could win things that are related to the product line they are selling. | DJBell1986 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,325,629 | xbox360 | c5v74vt |
Mitt Romney Threatened To Boycott Presidential Debates If MSNBC Moderated | UndrDawg | 1,876 | 3,926 | 2,050 | 2012-08 | 1,345,317,378 | politics | yftfg |
Finally a shooter that gets it right | searingsky | 1,417 | 5,827 | 4,410 | 2012-08 | 1,345,316,921 | gaming | yft1b |
Yea, why can't everyone just like what I like? | i_do_scoops | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,329,367 | gaming | c5v7y1c |
I think 8 years ago you probably were too. | CB1984 | 2,138 | 2,138 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,322,497 | AskReddit | c5v6hnf |
He was gay back then but he's gay now too. | [deleted] | 1,215 | 1,215 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,332,898 | AskReddit | c5v8pp7 |
I used to do drugs. | [deleted] | 593 | 593 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,334,600 | AskReddit | c5v93br |
The Prime Minister of Denmark celebrating at Copenhagen Pride Parade today | influEntial | 1,517 | 3,919 | 2,402 | 2012-08 | 1,345,312,176 | pics | yfp08 |
im sorry but im actually not too sure about it, i guess they won, otherwise she wouldnt be the PM | OptamusPriem | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,323,352 | pics | c5v6ni3 |
(NSFW) Islamic State of Iraq: Gunmen in Disguise Attacking Several Checkpoints (NSFW) | kroatia04 | 178 | 269 | 91 | 2012-08 | 1,345,311,100 | videos | yfo64 |
As an iraqi thanks america for ruining my country | Not_agood_source | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,347,252 | videos | c5vbyik |
Game chat: 8/18 Dodgers at Braves 04:10 PM | stacks85 | 22 | 28 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,309,808 | Dodgers | yfn3y |
Did you guys hear that there haven't been any singles? | Sfranks | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,341,782 | Dodgers | c5vapjw |
So a friend took a girl home last night but had to go to work this morning; this is what he gets to return home to. | skizztle | 1,846 | 18,598 | 16,752 | 2012-08 | 1,345,307,036 | funny | yfksw |
End women's suffrage, amirite? | Erzsabet | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,327,568 | funny | c5v7jy7 |
Kid goes around breaking windows, breaks down in tears when cop catches him. | DovenDeath | 947 | 1,275 | 328 | 2012-08 | 1,345,306,924 | JusticePorn | yfkow |
That mom needs to get the punishment meant for the kid. | phreanix | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,312,239 | JusticePorn | c5v4cew |
Because that will totally teach the kid. | electriophile | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,325,892 | JusticePorn | c5v7708 |
Drug Dealers in Brazil ban sale of crack, claim it destabilizes communities | ajdellinger | 2,217 | 5,440 | 3,223 | 2012-08 | 1,345,306,701 | worldnews | yfki1 |
Bikini Bike Wash | americanbiker91 | 389 | 500 | 111 | 2012-08 | 1,345,306,304 | motorcycles | yfk5u |
I hope she is using plenty of Armor All on those tires so they shine! | grizzlymann | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,314,075 | motorcycles | c5v4r4v |
Reunited with her daughters after 5 years of Kafkaesque detention in American prisons on false charges, Iranian Shahrzad Mir-Qolikhan to file lawsuits in the ICJ against the US Federal Bureau of Prisons and others. | FBernadotte | 85 | 160 | 75 | 2012-08 | 1,345,305,347 | worldnews | yfjg6 |
Im just used to ATI and their insanely good drivers. | Snypervash | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,309,014 | dayz | c5v3mad |
Ricky Gervais is bible thumping like a maniac today. | kelseykerin | 1,799 | 12,754 | 10,955 | 2012-08 | 1,345,300,844 | atheism | yfg9f |
Obviously when water covered Terra was the last one, ask my friend Noah. | Oxygg | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,303,038 | atheism | c5v2b7t |
How do you know when It's summertime? | bedelgeuse | 1,315 | 7,819 | 6,504 | 2012-08 | 1,345,300,011 | funny | yffq5 |
The Collapse of CNN | Via Meadia | yzass | 22 | 37 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,345,299,372 | Conservative | yffbn |
He's british so you know he knows what's best for America! | Rusrec | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,318,394 | Conservative | c5v5oxk |
I'm so glad that Obama steered us clear of Bush's disastrous foreign policy | astitious2 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,324,214 | worldpolitics | c5v6tt9 |
My pastor's groundhog that he rescued is adjusting quite nicely. | FlashGordon5272 | 2,694 | 20,968 | 18,274 | 2012-08 | 1,345,296,682 | aww | yfdsv |
Strange answers to the psychopath test (TED Talk) | scientologist2 | 537 | 859 | 322 | 2012-08 | 1,345,296,455 | TrueReddit | yfdof |
Note: *The Psychopath Test* is only the name of his book. | corinthian_llama | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,301,071 | TrueReddit | c5v1yf5 |
couldnt you just fake them out, to get a response? | iownacat | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,323,787 | TrueReddit | c5v6qpq |
I was denied free voter ID today: Pennsylvania | [deleted] | 1,838 | 11,030 | 9,192 | 2012-08 | 1,345,295,970 | politics | yfdew |
gasp, the injustice of not being able to be a resident of multiple States | ethicalking | -24 | -24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,297,981 | politics | c5v1hvy |
Another "gutless" SEAL trying to protect his active duty brethren | treborr | 0 | 7 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,345,294,927 | politics | yfcv5 |
I didn't know we were at war! | EnglishBulldog | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,296,767 | politics | c5v1c0j |
soon. | throwwaywaywaywayway | 577 | 10,578 | 10,001 | 2012-08 | 1,345,292,904 | pics | yfc0e |
AT&T just pulled a dick move with FaceTime over cellular | NotCoolMang | 299 | 540 | 241 | 2012-08 | 1,345,292,689 | technology | yfbx4 |
First non-hormonal male 'pill' prevents fertility, and is reversible in mice. | dukesinbad | 99 | 123 | 24 | 2012-08 | 1,345,290,000 | MensRights | yfawh |
cant get my skin (reedem cde) i got a graves reedem code, so when i click submit i saw the kata dance and after that nothing happens -.- HELP (the dance dissapers) | WikaWikaWa | 0 | 3 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,287,212 | leagueoflegends | yfa14 |
Give me, i will check it | hwanlv | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,287,283 | leagueoflegends | c5v0dov |
The Black Keys vow to never play in Russia as long as they keep imprisoning innocent musicians | Jorup | 1,863 | 6,855 | 4,992 | 2012-08 | 1,345,285,550 | Music | yf9gx |
TIL there are people who still don't know who the Black Keys are. | Geno098 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,326,262 | Music | c5v79u1 |
Teen dead after being denied chemotherapy due to pregnancy. | Okhranka | 167 | 292 | 125 | 2012-08 | 1,345,274,727 | news | yf52v |
I always enjoy browsing OkCupid questions, but this one pops up the most, and bothers me. | slandeh | 66 | 79 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,345,271,526 | gaymers | yf3bp |
Interview with schizophrenic patient - Watch the first minute | stupidtimelimit | 327 | 464 | 137 | 2012-08 | 1,345,269,813 | videos | yf29d |
I've heard it's contagious. | grizzlymann | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,295,167 | videos | c5v14ol |
Nikola Tesla museum campaign earns $500,000 online in two days | magister0 | 49 | 67 | 18 | 2012-08 | 1,345,266,335 | Anarcho_Capitalism | yezub |
How to get Unfriended on Facebook | Blakejr05 | 1,522 | 23,087 | 21,565 | 2012-08 | 1,345,261,290 | funny | yevwv |
WOMMEN R DUM LOL FEMINAZIS | Arketan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,288,511 | funny | c5v0h2h |
Student who revealed High School election-rigging seeks justice. | fatheraabed | 32 | 45 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,345,258,858 | politics | yetu3 |
This could have all been avoided if they all had IDs. | Ontain | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,296,044 | politics | c5v18id |
Conspiracy Keanu on Cleverbot. | CaptainQueero | 1,329 | 8,900 | 7,571 | 2012-08 | 1,345,258,853 | AdviceAnimals | yetty |
That would explain why they respond to things the same way over and over again, aren't able to stay on topic properly, or their responses are never consistent with the topic originally being discussed, and how they never ever stop responding for a few minutes, take a rest, or type anything a human would normally type. | chaklong | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,278,173 | AdviceAnimals | c5uzks3 |
How I feel about the airshow as a person who works third shift. | ChaseTatsujin | 98 | 122 | 24 | 2012-08 | 1,345,257,274 | chicago | yeshe |
Lets just not put on any public spectacles then. | alexfrancisburchard | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,283,316 | chicago | c5v02e1 |
Secretary of state in Ohio suspends democrat election officials for demanding more fair voting hours | gloomdoom | 454 | 601 | 147 | 2012-08 | 1,345,255,105 | politics | yeqn5 |
I think it's time we accept that this is what the people of Ohio want. | [deleted] | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,297,380 | politics | c5v1exj |
Oh, well if they *want* to disenfranchise voters, what on earth are people getting so worked up about? | ilwolf | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,302,523 | politics | c5v27ql |
Inability to detect sarcasm is the most common form of premature senility in those under 65. | FedUppity | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,301,647 | science | c5v21yr |
This post screams undercover cop. | sully3860 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,296,034 | LSD | c5v18gk |
Oh noes my reddit sting operation has been compromised. | throwaway1123123 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,506,138 | LSD | c5w85gy |
Yes, AAPL is the poster child for non-abuse of Patent Lawsuits | Pirate2012 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,344,160 | technology | c5vb92j |
Oxford professor says genetic screening for 'ethically better' children is a moral obligation | Firez_hn | 76 | 93 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,345,417,481 | Transhuman | yhs5b |
So, basically what the Nazis wanted to do through purification of race, this Oxfard professor wants to do through genetic screening? | Overklock | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,420,505 | Transhuman | c5vp0k9 |
This hero saved my cousins life by pulling him out of his burning truck after his accident. | [deleted] | 2,889 | 40,413 | 37,524 | 2012-08 | 1,345,417,407 | pics | yhs2k |
so...backstory? | AristotleJr | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,421,776 | pics | c5vpb0e |
You can't just freely speculate like this what the fuck | harr1s | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,424,542 | pics | c5vpyn0 |
What happens when you try to spell "Ashley" in a cute way. | NeighborStrategy | 1,014 | 1,635 | 621 | 2012-08 | 1,345,416,020 | facepalm | yhqs7 |
That seems more like a joke between two friends. | iheartStuff | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,424,836 | facepalm | c5vq19f |
Tagged as Trashley. | specs97 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,469,527 | facepalm | c5vxmbo |
Could be 1897, you asshole. | Wbran | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,481,455 | facepalm | c5w0y2j |
Put it all in penny stocks, hope for the best. | I_hate_alot_a_lot | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,476,162 | investing | c5vz6j0 |
11 year old girl may face death penalty in Pakistan | [deleted] | 1,233 | 2,041 | 808 | 2012-08 | 1,345,411,780 | worldnews | yhmp9 |
These backward barbarians look for any excuse to murder Christians, while here in the West libtards wail that Muslims (supposedly) have to go through extra screening at airports. | busdude | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,423,952 | worldnews | c5vptii |
You are right, people are not put in JAIL in USA for such crimes, because nowadays, you do not even have to commit a crime to be put in JAIL without any case a.k.a patriotic act. | pagaladmee | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,432,385 | worldnews | c5vrym8 |
Yes, the US is *totally* worse than Pakistan when it comes to incarcerating people for pointless "crimes". | slowwwwwwwwww | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,434,511 | worldnews | c5vshwc |
From what I've seen in other posts about this, it does stack. | RgyaGramShad | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,410,637 | civ | c5vmpw8 |
Nice to see somebody *not* getting mad at a repost. | PovertyPoint | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,416,979 | civ | c5vo6zi |
I will cut your testicles off and feed them to you while fucking your mum. | pbrand | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,419,360 | civ | c5vor1k |
Frenchwoman in legal battle with Saudi monarchy dead after mysteriously "falling" from her apartment window, with foul play considered a possibility. | Komkme | 1,499 | 2,436 | 937 | 2012-08 | 1,345,409,021 | worldnews | yhk36 |
Come on, man... You're talking like rules apply to everyone, not just the commoners! | Komkme | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,425,121 | worldnews | c5vq3u7 |
The fuck did I just read | JayMillah | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,410,125 | nfl | c5vmlop |
Will you be deleting your post when you're done? | CAPITALIZED_POTATO | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,408,755 | starcraft | c5vmadi |
I'm going to have to mention that they are the same uniforms that many American heroes wore and were proud of. | BraveSirZaphod | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,431,206 | teenagers | c5vrnm1 |
Well we sure look stupid on the battlefield. | ITHOUGHTYOUMENTWEAST | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,435,263 | teenagers | c5vsop0 |
Wow I had never considered these well thought out and original loadouts I must get in-game asap and try them. | mirieth | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,407,709 | Tribes | c5vm1or |
lol | zlex | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,434,170 | Tribes | c5vseta |
Because the words which come from Latin are so different in Spanish and English... That's fabulous. | andermetalsh | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,418,277 | WTF | c5voi04 |
Valedictorian in Oklahoma denied high school diploma because she said "hell" in graduation speech. | danceswithwool | 2,679 | 19,174 | 16,495 | 2012-08 | 1,345,401,879 | videos | yhdbj |
TIL That A Video Game Designed to Treat Depression Worked Better Than Counseling | lightninlives | 693 | 913 | 220 | 2012-08 | 1,345,398,479 | todayilearned | yha4j |
This must be to treat the depression you get after video games cause you to shoot up a school. | MonkeeSage | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,435,404 | todayilearned | c5vspye |
We haven't talked to her since. | [deleted] | 1 | 5 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,396,806 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | yh8nv |
Good Guy Teacher | i_like_pretty_girls | 1,248 | 18,257 | 17,009 | 2012-08 | 1,345,396,076 | AdviceAnimals | yh83u |
Buddy won the Razer contest for a custom pc from Origin. | ishjelly | 1,514 | 6,293 | 4,779 | 2012-08 | 1,345,395,622 | gaming | yh7ql |
cool now you will be able to trade all of that in and actually be able to get a Mac, Mac gaming is where its at ... | 24tothefloor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,427,520 | gaming | c5vqp2b |
TIL in 2009 the number of presidential death threats rose 400% | prince_of_spades | 28 | 35 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,345,394,629 | todayilearned | yh6vv |
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