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So clever | Dr-Farnsworth | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,682,145 | todayilearned | c5xaugd |
Don't try wearing your favorite team's shirt in an Oklahoma City public school... unless your team is from Oklahoma | hellomynameisryan | 213 | 257 | 44 | 2012-08 | 1,345,577,396 | CFB | ylgg7 |
so...... I just dropped a legendary in 1.04.... aaaannnnnd, I am now sadface.jpec | Nvforce1919 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,345,577,194 | Diablo | ylg7v |
I'd be also very sad to get a drop worth millions. | jollisk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,577,271 | Diablo | c5wmvls |
Funny shirt I saw today | primetime83 | 859 | 1,319 | 460 | 2012-08 | 1,345,575,982 | thewalkingdead | yleyg |
Ahh Hot topic always with their finger on the pulse. | Oregondonor | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,580,776 | thewalkingdead | c5wnx7z |
UK: 'Racist' bus passenger video: Woman arrested after rant filmed by passenger and uploaded to YouTube | ChuckSpears | 22 | 31 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,345,575,431 | WhiteRights | ylebb |
My friends recently cuddled with the same little guy in Thailand | mikeleus | 1,333 | 4,237 | 2,904 | 2012-08 | 1,345,573,283 | aww | ylbxl |
Go get em batman! | yroc12345 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,597,104 | aww | c5ws772 |
Horrific case shows how lucky we are in Britain | talkabi | 61 | 81 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,570,491 | unitedkingdom | yl8w7 |
even though crimes similar to this occur in Britain we are fortunate enough to have a fairly efficient law and justice system. | napierw | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,576,212 | unitedkingdom | c5wmjyg |
And a good health care infrastructure that doesn't financially rape its patients at first sight. | [deleted] | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,576,533 | unitedkingdom | c5wmnj4 |
Confessions from the Most Corrupt Apple Store in America | TheVloginator | 0 | 81 | 81 | 2012-08 | 1,345,570,419 | apple | yl8tj |
Yep I used to work for Gizmodo and did very sketchy things, tons of blow and got drunk all the time but I'm not in anyway able to prove any of this. | gramturismo | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,579,680 | apple | c5wnlfe |
God exists: Akin to to stay in the race to talk about God | thischoi | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,345,569,842 | atheism | yl86g |
I'm sure his arguments will be convincing. | Pt78 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,570,054 | atheism | c5wkofe |
TIL a man was sentenced to life in prison for lending his car to a friend who murdered someone during a burglary | [deleted] | 1,526 | 8,136 | 6,610 | 2012-08 | 1,345,568,897 | todayilearned | yl76i |
Yes, your legal system makes sense. | HerrBanano | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,600,010 | todayilearned | c5wsxk8 |
You guys just can't stop using the rest of the league as your farm system. | poopinator | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,613,076 | baseball | c5ww9y1 |
Because you've been brainwashed by the Patriarchy. | MaunaLoona | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,632,032 | truegaming | c5wyr69 |
Rep Steve King (R-IA) said that he has never heard of a young girl getting pregnant from rape or incest! | [deleted] | 2,392 | 8,176 | 5,784 | 2012-08 | 1,345,567,322 | politics | yl5gm |
Could we get a doctor to give them the facts of life? | [deleted] | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,567,790 | politics | c5wk0wd |
Of course I thought every one knew any rapist or incest-er pulled out! | jb0nd38372 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,596,020 | politics | c5wrxok |
Survey | Slim Majority of Americans Support Passing Stricter Gun Control Laws | [deleted] | 0 | 13 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,345,567,204 | guns | yl5ci |
Why try for a better cast when you can just bring back old houseguests? | jjwood84 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,621,795 | BigBrother | c5wxp0l |
Police: Gunman on life support after being beaten on street | GkDragon | 46 | 61 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,345,565,082 | JusticePorn | yl35r |
Drug Dealers in the Netherlands Now Selling Marijuana | acusticthoughts | 333 | 466 | 133 | 2012-08 | 1,345,563,993 | business | yl22b |
awesome so I can get some blow on the side or pills when I get my weed how convenient | N4N4KI | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,567,150 | business | c5wjug0 |
Africa. | shitwhistle82 | 1,119 | 21,576 | 20,457 | 2012-08 | 1,345,563,522 | funny | yl1jw |
win+r; shutdown | gotnate | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,573,613 | sysadmin | c5wlr4m |
TIL: The United States the first country in the history of the world to count more rapes for men than for women | NewRoc914 | 1,127 | 2,811 | 1,684 | 2012-08 | 1,345,560,730 | todayilearned | ykywx |
Sooooooo, The Middle Ages is the past the conservatives are working toward returning us to? | portnux | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,560,911 | worldnews | c5wi719 |
The grand old days | rtft | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,561,136 | worldnews | c5wi92e |
Israel chief rabbi in German circumcision talks | jjeremyharrelson | 1 | 6 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,559,990 | worldpolitics | yky74 |
German lawmakers in Cologne will next meet with a group of west African leaders seeking a "compromise" to allow west Africans to continue to mutilate female genitals. | GooseGooseDucky | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,561,556 | worldpolitics | c5wicre |
Today is "Gay Hate Day" WTF! | tomchicago01 | 41 | 48 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,345,559,286 | lgbt | ykxj6 |
And here I was thinking Cameroon was such a bastion of enlightenment. | xyisok | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,571,716 | lgbt | c5wl6e2 |
Like turkeys voting for christmas | 2times21 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,568,103 | Romney | c5wk45p |
I am good to people because that's the way I want to be treated. | [deleted] | 1,547 | 8,303 | 6,756 | 2012-08 | 1,345,558,163 | atheism | ykwhq |
NHL 13 Demo Out Now | andrewc1117 | 210 | 258 | 48 | 2012-08 | 1,345,558,064 | hockey | ykwew |
They have displeased the glorious master race. | Fuzzy901 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,583,811 | hockey | c5wot7q |
... Leafs fans? | L4cer8 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,588,595 | hockey | c5wq3iw |
First licence for Canadian new build | LeutDan | 81 | 97 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,345,556,334 | canada | ykv10 |
Why not LFTR? | Serifus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,574,433 | canada | c5wm08a |
Oblivious hot guy. | [deleted] | 1,513 | 5,853 | 4,340 | 2012-08 | 1,345,556,225 | funny | ykuyq |
BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE BRO. | Piratiko | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,565,871 | funny | c5wjhrv |
What things can instantly ruin an otherwise good movie? | Kitten_Archbishop | 462 | 674 | 212 | 2012-08 | 1,345,555,020 | AskReddit | yku30 |
As long as I don't have to see anything resembling a naked man! | lurveloaveluff | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,602,984 | AskReddit | c5wtq7k |
Is it just me, or does reddit have a problem with the definition of the word "justice" versus the word "revenge"? | science_diction | 116 | 116 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,566,586 | pics | c5wjoug |
Aren't they the same thing? | Italian_Barrel_Roll | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,566,900 | pics | c5wjrz9 |
Stephano to sign with Evil Geniuses when his Millenium contract ends September 1st | Slashered | 1,209 | 2,203 | 994 | 2012-08 | 1,345,551,038 | starcraft | ykroh |
Oh, look, Team Evil Stephano. | graffiti81 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,562,280 | starcraft | c5wij6y |
I don't mean to get off topic but doesn't forcing a pregnant woman to bear a child, rape notwithstanding, a infringement on her civil rights? | Gordonsan | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,571,437 | politics | c5wl3d5 |
Ohio suspends election board members who pushed for extra voting hours | davidreiss666 | 67 | 89 | 22 | 2012-08 | 1,345,550,374 | politics | ykrbr |
Tropical Depression 9 has formed and is currently tracking towards Florida and is predicted to hit during the Republican National Convention. | acaraballo21 | 1,195 | 1,785 | 590 | 2012-08 | 1,345,550,313 | politics | ykrak |
Obviously, Tropical Depression 9 is an Obama plot to destroy the RNC. | zynthesis | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,563,968 | politics | c5wiz9j |
Rape trauma as barrier to pregnancy has no scientific basis | 786yht | 249 | 355 | 106 | 2012-08 | 1,345,549,187 | news | ykqpd |
Now, get a new passport in 30 days | unknown | 6 | 8 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,345,548,389 | india | ykqc0 |
Riiight... yes, its going to happen for sure | rackgen | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,557,460 | india | c5whf87 |
Apple FAILS to become the most valuable company | webby_mc_webberson | 2 | 13 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,547,879 | technology | ykq3w |
What an enormous FAILURE for Apple, right? | somevideoguy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,555,445 | technology | c5wh0xg |
2 years after BP oil spill, fish with deformities are showing up, such as shrimps missing eyes or having tumors | [deleted] | 1,901 | 3,958 | 2,057 | 2012-08 | 1,345,547,034 | politics | ykppq |
What oil spill? | rokyholler | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,568,722 | politics | c5wkagc |
DailyPauler Unwraps Another Brilliant Plan To Nominate Paul | TheGhostOfNoLibs | 16 | 20 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,544,694 | EnoughPaulSpam | ykopa |
I'd say this guy has a brilliant future as a political strategist. | TheGhostOfNoLibs | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,548,043 | EnoughPaulSpam | c5wfzzp |
"like it's my birthday" people keep saying they love this line and i don't really get the joke | gibet11 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,345,543,906 | breakingbad | ykof2 |
Yes, all Bollywood films have people dancing with half-naked girls. | rahulthewall | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,541,119 | india | c5wfbs5 |
CyanogenMod 10 Boot Animation | BlackJack313 | 680 | 1,129 | 449 | 2012-08 | 1,345,534,276 | Android | ykk5w |
MF capping is so ridiculous I feel that I'm the only one not happy at all with this paragon lvl | 4N4C0ND4 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,535,882 | Diablo | c5wer8r |
GOP Platform To Call For Constitutional Ban On Abortion | [deleted] | 21 | 31 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,345,532,723 | politics | ykjb4 |
Barren Islands Bring China to a Boil (Diaoyu Islands) - Bloomberg | jeffwong | 9 | 12 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,532,048 | HongKong | ykiwp |
Something a little different - my new biathlon rifle | canmoredan | 289 | 367 | 78 | 2012-08 | 1,345,525,217 | guns | ykdwd |
I think that's only true of Rasmussen. | IrishJoe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,527,189 | politics | c5wdd5m |
How are you connecting to the Internet while out and about? | Sir_Sexytime | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,528,097 | IAmA | c5wdjbu |
What it's like to get stuck in street car tracks | jevus | 45 | 50 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,517,664 | bicycling | yk6pz |
The hypocrisy of Christia...oooh, two girls kissing! | PeterCHayward | 1,477 | 7,469 | 5,992 | 2012-08 | 1,345,514,367 | atheism | yk389 |
I think he meant to say that homosexuality is weird if it's two men. | Motarded_Rider | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,532,805 | atheism | c5wec2k |
Obama lost all credibility when his side start putting out conspiracy theories about Romney. | kinggovernor | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,514,299 | politics | c5wa844 |
This sums up every episode of Pawn Stars | freddy3kid | 1,858 | 17,773 | 15,915 | 2012-08 | 1,345,512,808 | funny | yk1i1 |
Disappointed with lack of Chumlee content. | cortana | 239 | 239 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,513,302 | funny | c5w9yyo |
Haha, this guy watches the History Channel for actual History. | Reesch | 130 | 130 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,529,934 | funny | c5wdux4 |
It has been a while, so i thought some boring cleavage (f)or today would be ok. | [deleted] | 80 | 98 | 18 | 2012-08 | 1,345,512,805 | gonewild | yk1hw |
Oh yeah that cleavage is totally boring. | pyrofox1313 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,513,028 | gonewild | c5w9wbl |
Saw this on /v/ and thought you guys would appreciate it. | [deleted] | 32 | 51 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,512,589 | tf2 | yk197 |
Thanks for outlining the last post, wouldn't have seen it and gotten the joke if you hadn't. | paints_reality | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,535,430 | tf2 | c5wep5x |
Humanity should be a multi-planetary species | [deleted] | 12 | 14 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,345,510,835 | Futurology | yjzhk |
yeah because we've managed this one sooo well | augmented-dystopia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,586,405 | Futurology | c5wpiq0 |
Sword-wielding robber shot by Dairy Queen employee | KTNV13 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,510,730 | crime | yjze2 |
Giving away Ogre Magi codes in 7 hours! | flopus | 0 | 3 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,510,727 | leagueoflegends | yjzdv |
Good Guy Cop | CleverTiger | 2,531 | 14,509 | 11,978 | 2012-08 | 1,345,509,939 | videos | yjylm |
Let me explain why you're not an Atheist. | [deleted] | 0 | 3 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,345,507,458 | atheism | yjw69 |
$1,000,000,000,000 says we've never heard this one before. | FSMfan | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,507,814 | atheism | c5w8kfn |
When I saw the "Reaction Gif Archive" post | zburgess | 835 | 1,030 | 195 | 2012-08 | 1,345,507,295 | reactiongifs | yjw0f |
What's this from, Inglourious Basterds? | skullbeats | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,529,834 | reactiongifs | c5wdua8 |
no, League of Extraordinary Gentlemans | thesprunk | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,534,017 | reactiongifs | c5weigi |
Shot by Shot with Moletrap | Artosis | 53 | 148 | 95 | 2012-08 | 1,345,678,497 | starcraft | ynzf5 |
Interesting I guess but it seems like a big LoL commercial, should be in leagueoflegends reddit instead :) | starcraftred | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,688,487 | starcraft | c5xcek8 |
For those that got banned today: You were found false reporting. | impulsiverager | 619 | 766 | 147 | 2012-08 | 1,345,675,872 | leagueoflegends | ynwlm |
I will gladly lose that one win to gain back all those hours of time wasted getting stomped because we won't surrender even though we lost a team fight 5v5 when we had baron buff. | Crowhaven | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,701,194 | leagueoflegends | c5xfhju |
Because you spend multiple hours in one game. | Deutschbury | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,701,346 | leagueoflegends | c5xfims |
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