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The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand the punishment .
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het_1002
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" I visit my parents every Sunday , " said Tom weakly .
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het_1003
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Environmentalist : expert in computer operating systems .
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het_1004
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Marine biologists never make mistakes on porpoise .
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het_1005
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I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils . I said ,'Oh ye of ladle faith . '
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het_1006
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I heard Einstein got along well with his parents . . . relatively speaking .
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het_1007
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The salt said'hi'to the pepper . It was seasonings greetings .
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het_1008
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You decide what kind of light bulbs to buy by a process of illumination .
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het_1009
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How can you be so deaf with those huge ears ?
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het_1010
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If an actress has a screaming role , can we say she eeks out a living ?
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het_1011
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The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job . He could not free himself from his cel .
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het_1012
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When I asked him whether we ought to climb the steep hill , he started up the incline and , in ascent , said , " Yes . "
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het_1013
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I want to buy that big diamond , Tom said hopefully .
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het_1014
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He only knew how to drive a fork lift in reverse . He was the backup man .
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het_1015
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A problem can be found for almost every solution .
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het_1016
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The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was , alas , unable to pedal his wares .
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het_1017
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Yes , I have read Gulliver's Travels , said Tom swiftly .
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het_1018
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As anyone who has ever lived in the area can tell you , life is different in Montana . Since golf courses are often placed in areas ideal for hunting , most golfers carry a hunting rifle in their golf bag and when the opportunity presents itself combine their two favorite pastimes . Recently one such sportsman got lost and had to stop for directions asking , " Which way to the lynx . "
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het_1019
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He gave up playing chess , and went on to a checkered career .
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het_1020
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I had such a bad cold , I thought I was coffin to death .
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het_1021
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What's the name of that street in Paris ? asked Tom ruefully .
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het_1022
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Noah wasn't the first off the ark . He came forth .
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het_1023
| 0 |
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Desk : A very large wastebasket with drawers .
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het_1024
| 1 |
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Can you read music ? the bandleader asked notably .
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het_1025
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Girlfriend pregnant : ( I ) gnore ( R ) etry ( A ) bort ?
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het_1026
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Tying up a circle may take a lot of chords .
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het_1027
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A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe .
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het_1028
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OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die , they just sit around on their fat aces .
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het_1029
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Aliens are lovable because they're so spatial .
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het_1030
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' Sweeney Todd'is a good source of sheer terror .
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het_1031
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" There's no need for silence , " Tom allowed .
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het_1032
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" You must be my host , " Tom guessed .
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het_1033
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It was such a big piece of gold , he didn't know what to assay .
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het_1034
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" " said Tom blankly .
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het_1035
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When bottled water is cheap it's called a liquidation sale .
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het_1036
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Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! " No , sir , that is an essential bee vitamin . "
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het_1037
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I'll clean the chimney , said Tom , fluently
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het_1038
| 1 |
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Most samurai refused to shave . They were bushi .
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het_1039
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Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn .
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het_1040
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For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil .
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het_1041
| 0 |
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What goes around comes around .
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het_1042
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My dog swallowed my engagement ring . I ended up with a diamond in the ruff .
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het_1043
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Nearing the end of his sentence , the convicted Wall Street wizard , feeling both oddly safe in his spartan confinement but not quite penitent for his overzealous trading misdeeds , feared and anticipated his release , nightly dreaming of his long cherished hard sell .
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het_1044
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Second thoughts are the best .
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het_1045
| 1 |
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When I first tried the new cough syrup , I really had no idea what to expectorate .
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het_1046
| 1 |
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Sign over the librarian's desk : No talking aloud .
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het_1047
| 1 |
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My name is Rex . I own a junk yard .
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het_1048
| 1 |
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An architect knows how to make a long storey short .
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het_1049
| 1 |
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My grandmother learned grammar by wrote .
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het_1050
| 1 |
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A cat that swallowed a ball of wool had mittens .
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het_1051
| 1 |
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The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee . It was the greatest joe on earth .
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het_1052
| 1 |
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Sign :'Please turn out the lights . Thanks a watt . '
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het_1053
| 1 |
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The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed . He gave his awl .
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het_1054
| 1 |
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The undersized and timorous knight , armed only with an aluminum sword , lacked the adequate metal to face the ferocious dragon .
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het_1055
| 1 |
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My wife is a fine cook , plus a great algebra teacher , she is quite famous for her pi .
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het_1056
| 1 |
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Today a truck hit my car . I wasn't hurt but I got the freight of my life .
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het_1057
| 1 |
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Absent the fungus , the story had no morel
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het_1058
| 0 |
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It takes a village to raise a child .
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het_1059
| 0 |
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The best defence is a good offence .
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het_1060
| 0 |
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We aren't surrounded . We're in a target - rich environment .
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het_1061
| 1 |
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" I've struck oil ! " said Tom crudely .
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het_1062
| 1 |
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I get my large circumference from too much pi .
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het_1063
| 1 |
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This is some pretty good tapioca . That's one way of pudding it .
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het_1064
| 0 |
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Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall .
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het_1065
| 1 |
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Kentucky Fried Chicken , looking to expand into the area of low - fat dining alternatives , has begun selling popcorn . Their new motto is , " Look for the kernel . "
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het_1066
| 1 |
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One day my friend asked me , how do you take such good care of your saxophone . I responded with tenor , love and care .
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het_1067
| 1 |
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A reformed arsonist was in confession . He began , " Bless me Father for I have singed . "
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het_1068
| 0 |
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" I never met a chocolate I didn't like . " - - Deanna Troi
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het_1069
| 0 |
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions .
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het_1070
| 1 |
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" I won't finish in fifth place , " Tom held forth .
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het_1071
| 1 |
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Old genealogists never die , they just lose their census .
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het_1072
| 0 |
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I'd love to , but my uncle escaped again .
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het_1073
| 1 |
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At the Oktoberfest the sauerbrauten was very good , even though I had been expecting the wurst .
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het_1074
| 1 |
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A bacteria walked into a bar and the bartender said ,'We don't serve bacteria in this place .'The bacteria said ,'But I work here , I'm staph . '
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het_1075
| 1 |
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Try our Sundays , they ’ re better than Baskin Robbins
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het_1076
| 1 |
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Santa goes down the chimney because it soots him .
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het_1077
| 1 |
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She was only a Computer Programmer's daughter , but she sure liked to byte .
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het_1078
| 1 |
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My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me .
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het_1079
| 1 |
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The dieters vowed to let nothing go to waist .
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het_1080
| 1 |
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Communism is a complicated thing . You must think about from all sorts of Engels .
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het_1081
| 0 |
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If you're not part of the solution , you're part of the problem .
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het_1082
| 1 |
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OLD CHICKEN FARMERS never die , they just end up with a dozen aches .
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het_1083
| 0 |
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Honk if you love obscene gestures .
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het_1084
| 1 |
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She was only a Glazier's daughter , but she was never a pain to me .
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het_1085
| 1 |
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I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx .
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het_1086
| 1 |
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She said she wasn't pregnant but contractions speak louder then words .
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het_1087
| 0 |
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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread .
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het_1088
| 1 |
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During my trip to Italy , I didn't do much . I just vegged out . When in Rome , do as the Romaines .
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het_1089
| 1 |
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' I got lost in the streets of Paris ,'he said ruefully .
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het_1090
| 1 |
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What do you call Peruvian Rorschach tests ? Inca Blots .
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het_1091
| 1 |
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive .
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het_1092
| 0 |
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Truth seeks no corners .
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het_1093
| 0 |
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Seen the new Clinton watch ? Only $ 5 . 95 . $ 54 . 95 with tax .
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het_1094
| 1 |
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The steward refused to swallow the harsh whine of the petulant cabernet peddler .
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het_1095
| 1 |
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We've taken over the government , Tom cooed
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het_1096
| 1 |
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" It's become much bigger , " said Tom with a groan .
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het_1097
| 1 |
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My name is Otto . I'm a car mechanic .
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het_1098
| 1 |
heterographic
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A logger went to his doctor because of a problem with the lumbar .
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het_1099
| 1 |
heterographic
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" Are you all governors ? " Tom asked , bored .
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het_1100
| 0 |
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Have a cold ? Let me introduce you to Doc Jack Kevorkian .
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