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hom_221
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homographic
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off ? He's all right now .
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hom_222
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homographic
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Airline pilots make many friends in high places .
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hom_223
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD MOONSHINERS never die , they just keep still .
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hom_224
| 1 |
homographic
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His business plan to manufacture scissors just didn't cut it .
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hom_225
| 1 |
homographic
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The carpenter was well - known for nailing his work .
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hom_226
| 1 |
homographic
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Salespeople selling security equipment like to see people get alarmed .
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hom_227
| 1 |
homographic
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She was only a Globetrotter's daughter , but she manages to get around .
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hom_228
| 1 |
homographic
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We’ve got children’s church because we know how to kid around
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hom_229
| 1 |
homographic
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What it boils down to is this : eggs taste good .
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hom_230
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Chuck , I'm a butcher .
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hom_231
| 1 |
homographic
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The pope , on his 2008 tour in the United States , skipped Mass .
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hom_232
| 0 |
homographic
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I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having .
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hom_233
| 1 |
homographic
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There was a massive outcry against the plan to build a power line across a nature preserve . The public couldn't bear the tension .
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hom_234
| 1 |
homographic
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A tailor sometimes decides to suit himself .
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hom_235
| 1 |
homographic
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A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement .
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hom_236
| 1 |
homographic
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Even though Catholics in space are weightless , do they have mass ?
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hom_237
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD PILOTS never die , they just buzz off .
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hom_238
| 1 |
homographic
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Convicts are committed people .
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hom_239
| 0 |
homographic
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sophisticated , adj . deprived of its native simplicity .
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hom_240
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Emmy , I'm a T . V . star
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hom_241
| 0 |
homographic
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The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been delayed until next Wednesday
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hom_242
| 0 |
homographic
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Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves .
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hom_243
| 1 |
homographic
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A new type of broom came out , it is sweeping the nation .
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hom_244
| 0 |
homographic
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Behind every great computer lies . . . a mess of wires !
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hom_245
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD TREE SURGEONS never die , they are just uprooted .
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hom_246
| 1 |
homographic
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Pills with long names can be quite a mouthful .
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hom_247
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Brooks . I'm an irrrigation consultant
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hom_248
| 0 |
homographic
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In zen skiing , you learn to become one with the snow .
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hom_249
| 0 |
homographic
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Missing the wood for the trees .
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hom_250
| 1 |
homographic
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A lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip .
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hom_251
| 1 |
homographic
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We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply .
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hom_252
| 0 |
homographic
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The more you stroke the cat's tail , the more he raises his back .
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hom_253
| 0 |
homographic
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Are you a Klingon , or is that a turtle on your head ?
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hom_254
| 1 |
homographic
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The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched .
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hom_255
| 1 |
homographic
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A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer .
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hom_256
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Wade and I'm in swimming pool maintenance .
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hom_257
| 0 |
homographic
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned .
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hom_258
| 1 |
homographic
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An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation .
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hom_259
| 1 |
homographic
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The weatherman who forecasted snow in July was a bit of a flake .
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hom_260
| 1 |
homographic
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Two brothers collaborated on haunted stories , but one was a ghost writer .
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hom_261
| 1 |
homographic
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They built a tree house together but then had a falling out .
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hom_262
| 1 |
homographic
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I'm a sap for tree jokes .
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hom_263
| 0 |
homographic
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Eschew Obfuscation !
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hom_264
| 0 |
homographic
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Monday is a hard way to spend 1 / 7 of your life .
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hom_265
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD COWBOYS never die , they just get the boot .
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hom_266
| 1 |
homographic
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Cowboys in a rodeo can be sure to get a few bucks .
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hom_267
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD PRINCIPALS never die they just lose their faculties .
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hom_268
| 1 |
homographic
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Never lie to an x - ray technician . They can see right through you .
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hom_269
| 1 |
homographic
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He bought a rope factory to tie into his empire .
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hom_270
| 1 |
homographic
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He took a nail to the volleyball game because he wanted to spike it .
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hom_271
| 0 |
homographic
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There's no fool like an old fool .
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hom_272
| 1 |
homographic
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Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating .
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hom_273
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die they just punch out .
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hom_274
| 1 |
homographic
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A basketball player couldn't control his saliva but he could sure dribble .
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hom_275
| 0 |
homographic
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STICK \'stik \ n . 1 : A somewhat nonfunctional boomerang .
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hom_276
| 1 |
homographic
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If you work in a forestry company you will probably have to log your time .
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hom_277
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD GOLFERS never die they just putter away .
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hom_278
| 1 |
homographic
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A job circumcising elephants isn't so bad . The base salary is small but the tips are big .
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hom_279
| 1 |
homographic
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A man giving a speech by candle - light can wax eloquent .
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hom_280
| 0 |
homographic
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Working hard to become roadkill on the Infobahn .
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hom_281
| 1 |
homographic
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I never have understood how you're supposed to hit anything with a bat . . . . . it keeps flying away .
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hom_282
| 1 |
homographic
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" How long will I have to wait for a table ? " asked Tom without reservation .
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hom_283
| 1 |
homographic
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The designer wondered why his pirate room wasn't perfect , and the judge told him he went a little overboard .
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hom_284
| 1 |
homographic
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" Consult an investment broker , " was Tom's stock answer .
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hom_285
| 1 |
homographic
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If there's one person you don't want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence it's a judge .
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hom_286
| 1 |
homographic
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Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops .
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hom_287
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Sly . I'm a detective .
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hom_288
| 1 |
homographic
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Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself .
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hom_289
| 1 |
homographic
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An old spice wholesaler is a seasoned veteran .
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hom_290
| 0 |
homographic
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All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder
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hom_291
| 0 |
homographic
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Talk of the devil and he's sure to appear .
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hom_292
| 1 |
homographic
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If an animal looses its tail it should shop at a retail store .
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hom_293
| 1 |
homographic
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If you go for a job interview at a rubber stamp company try to make a good impression .
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hom_294
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD BLASTING TECHNICIANS never die , they just lose their spark .
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hom_295
| 0 |
homographic
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Love me tender / love me sweet / push me out at 12 , 000 ft
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hom_296
| 1 |
homographic
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Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds .
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hom_297
| 0 |
homographic
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" Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment . "
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hom_298
| 1 |
homographic
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A mechanic who was also a musician was good at tuning things .
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hom_299
| 0 |
homographic
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More haste , less speed .
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hom_300
| 1 |
homographic
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A gambling gardener usually hedges his bets .
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hom_301
| 1 |
homographic
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I watched a movie about a baby hen , it was a real chick flick .
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hom_302
| 0 |
homographic
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Copper wire was invented by lawyers arguing over a penny .
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hom_303
| 1 |
homographic
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How does a card player party ? They shuffle .
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hom_304
| 1 |
homographic
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I noticed that the sun was out , and nobody had bothered to relight it .
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hom_305
| 1 |
homographic
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If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense ?
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hom_306
| 0 |
homographic
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I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up .
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hom_307
| 0 |
homographic
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You are an example of why some animals eat their young .
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hom_308
| 1 |
homographic
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Doctor , Doctor , you've got to help me . I think I'm a kleptomaniac . - Don't worry . I think there's something you can take for that . Next .
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hom_309
| 0 |
homographic
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Practice makes perfect .
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hom_310
| 1 |
homographic
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She was only a Fruit vender's daughter , but , oh , what a peach .
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hom_311
| 0 |
homographic
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Cometh the hour cometh the man .
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hom_312
| 0 |
homographic
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The Bagginses , they steals our taglines , precioussss . . . .
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hom_313
| 1 |
homographic
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Old math profs never die - - they just use strange expressions .
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hom_314
| 0 |
homographic
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and that , my leige , is how we know the Earth to be banana - shaped . . .
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hom_315
| 1 |
homographic
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A boating accident between the yacht , Red Dawn , and the schooner , Blue Lagoon , left the survivors marooned .
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hom_316
| 1 |
homographic
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Junior loved being a member of the wrestling team even though he was prone to lose .
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hom_317
| 1 |
homographic
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The waiter was shocked when I asked for my salad to be served naked . I explained , no dressing please .
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hom_318
| 1 |
homographic
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I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist . He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress .
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hom_319
| 1 |
homographic
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Trophy shops often will give customers floss with their purchase to eliminate plaque problems .
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hom_320
| 1 |
homographic
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Scientists have created a flea from scratch .
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