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hom_1021
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As confused as a baby at a topless bar .
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hom_1022
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homographic
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OLD BOWLERS never die they just end up in the gutter .
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hom_1023
| 1 |
homographic
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Hell’s the pits
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hom_1024
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just can't make connections
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hom_1025
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homographic
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When the butter melted , it was rendered useless .
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hom_1026
| 0 |
homographic
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Q : What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear ? A : A wind tunnel .
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hom_1027
| 1 |
homographic
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The airlines have become so cash - strapped , they charged me for my emotional baggage .
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hom_1028
| 1 |
homographic
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The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam . Now she has to take a Make Up exam .
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hom_1029
| 0 |
homographic
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away .
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hom_1030
| 1 |
homographic
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Q : River Ravi flows in which state ? A : Liquid .
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hom_1031
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS never die , they just lose their circulation .
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hom_1032
| 1 |
homographic
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A leak in the back of a boat is a stern warning .
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hom_1033
| 0 |
homographic
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Hell is full . The damned are now in Tech Support .
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hom_1034
| 1 |
homographic
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A politician decided to resign on the day of an eclipse because it was a dark day .
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hom_1035
| 1 |
homographic
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When the beekeeper moved into town he created quite a buzz .
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hom_1036
| 1 |
homographic
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" This movie will be very popular , " Tom projected .
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hom_1037
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD POLICEMEN never die they just cop out .
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hom_1038
| 0 |
homographic
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I'd love to , but I'm observing National Apathy Week .
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hom_1039
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD HUMAN CANNONBALLS never die they just get fired .
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hom_1040
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die they just stop developing .
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hom_1041
| 0 |
homographic
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The best is cheapest .
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hom_1042
| 1 |
homographic
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Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience .
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hom_1043
| 1 |
homographic
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The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter .
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hom_1044
| 1 |
homographic
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I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me .
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hom_1045
| 1 |
homographic
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The man found something to catch fish , which was a net gain .
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hom_1046
| 0 |
homographic
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Quick at meat , quick at work .
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hom_1047
| 1 |
homographic
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She was only a Librarian's daughter , but she was checked out from cover to cover .
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hom_1048
| 1 |
homographic
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Basketball players are always bouncing ideas off each other .
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hom_1049
| 1 |
homographic
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Some business graphs are full of legend .
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hom_1050
| 1 |
homographic
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Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them .
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hom_1051
| 1 |
homographic
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John Hancock didn't retire , he just resigned .
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hom_1052
| 1 |
homographic
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I've planted part of a riding whip . I'm hoping for a nice crop .
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hom_1053
| 1 |
homographic
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' Coming ready or not ! ’ – Jesus .
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hom_1054
| 1 |
homographic
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The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn .
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hom_1055
| 1 |
homographic
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I hate it when motorcyclists hog the road .
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hom_1056
| 1 |
homographic
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An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto . The dispatcher says ,'I don't know madam , I'd have to look into it first'.
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hom_1057
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD TREE SURGEONS never die , they just pine away .
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hom_1058
| 1 |
homographic
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My mailman should be a comedian , his delivery is perfect !
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hom_1059
| 0 |
homographic
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Beggars can't be choosers .
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hom_1060
| 1 |
homographic
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If a judge loves the sound of his own voice , expect a long sentence .
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hom_1061
| 1 |
homographic
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Two monocles were making love in front of a window and made spectacles of themselves .
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hom_1062
| 1 |
homographic
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Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms .
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hom_1063
| 1 |
homographic
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For a chronically absent employee : It seemed her career was just taking off .
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hom_1064
| 0 |
homographic
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No Credit , Bad Credit ? No Problem . No Money ? Problem .
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hom_1065
| 1 |
homographic
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A rock band set up on the exchange floor . They wanted to play the stock market .
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hom_1066
| 1 |
homographic
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Back when the news was written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news .
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hom_1067
| 1 |
homographic
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When there's a sale on tennis balls it's first come first serve .
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hom_1068
| 1 |
homographic
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My job as head chef at a top rated restaurant is in jeopardy because my latest culinary creation was called a recipe for disaster .
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hom_1069
| 1 |
homographic
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She was always calling for her twins , " on the double . "
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hom_1070
| 0 |
homographic
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Strike while the iron is hot .
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hom_1071
| 1 |
homographic
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She was only a Flag - waver's daughter , but she'd let her standards down for anyone .
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hom_1072
| 1 |
homographic
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When the thief fell in the wet cement and broke both legs , he became a hardened criminal .
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hom_1073
| 1 |
homographic
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I was fired from my job selling amplifiers . I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales .
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hom_1074
| 1 |
homographic
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Did you hear about the compulsive fisherman ? He was really hooked on it .
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hom_1075
| 0 |
homographic
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Nothing succeeds like success .
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hom_1076
| 0 |
homographic
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If a job is worth doing , it is worth doing well .
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hom_1077
| 1 |
homographic
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Sign at a deer crossing : The Buck Stops Here .
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hom_1078
| 1 |
homographic
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The unveiling of the statue was a monumental occasion .
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hom_1079
| 1 |
homographic
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You won't often catch loggers or farmers going against the grain .
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hom_1080
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Charity , a televangelist
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hom_1081
| 1 |
homographic
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It's hard for a depressed turtle to get out of his shell .
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hom_1082
| 1 |
homographic
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An apple farmer with poor yields has to get to the core of the problem .
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hom_1083
| 1 |
homographic
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As soon as the airplane was invented , things were looking up .
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hom_1084
| 1 |
homographic
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An astronomy column in the newspaper would have a lot of space devoted to it .
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hom_1085
| 1 |
homographic
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When the plane hit turbulence , the passengers went flying .
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hom_1086
| 1 |
homographic
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Gravity , it's always putting everyone down .
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hom_1087
| 0 |
homographic
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All are not friends who speak one fair .
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hom_1088
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Mark . I price items at the supermarket .
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hom_1089
| 0 |
homographic
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A book is a friend .
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hom_1090
| 1 |
homographic
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Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry ? It's all the rage now .
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hom_1091
| 1 |
homographic
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Honor your mother and father rather than major credit cards .
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hom_1092
| 1 |
homographic
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She memorized just what kind of locket she wanted , by heart .
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hom_1093
| 1 |
homographic
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He was a Red Cross donor until he went out of circulation .
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hom_1094
| 0 |
homographic
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Philosophy : unintelligible answers to insoluble problems
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hom_1095
| 0 |
homographic
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" A newspaper is a collection of half - injustices "
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hom_1096
| 0 |
homographic
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There is no such thing as bravery ; only degrees of fear .
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hom_1097
| 0 |
homographic
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Florida bumper sticker : DON'T SHOOT ! I'M LOCAL !
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hom_1098
| 0 |
homographic
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Keep your friends close , but your enemies closer .
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hom_1099
| 0 |
homographic
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A chain is only as strong as its weakest link .
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hom_1100
| 1 |
homographic
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She wanted to be a weaver but there were always too many snags .
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hom_1101
| 1 |
homographic
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Eve showed up one morning wearing flowers instead of a fig leaf . She was the first woman to wear bloomers .
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hom_1102
| 1 |
homographic
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The dermatologist was an avid gardener but he had a problem with moles .
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hom_1103
| 1 |
homographic
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A dog who played baseball always got walked .
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hom_1104
| 0 |
homographic
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Great beer bellies are made , not born .
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hom_1105
| 1 |
homographic
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Making gloves is a real hands - on experience .
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hom_1106
| 0 |
homographic
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Reason does not come before years .
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hom_1107
| 1 |
homographic
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If you breathe heavily on the map , it will reveal topography ,'he said , with a sigh of relief .
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hom_1108
| 0 |
homographic
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It is not what you say , it is the way you say it .
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hom_1109
| 1 |
homographic
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Alergy sufferers are itching to get through the hay fever season .
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hom_1110
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die , they just retire .
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hom_1111
| 1 |
homographic
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I still miss my ex - husband . But my aim is improving .
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hom_1112
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD WHEELS never die they just get retired .
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hom_1113
| 1 |
homographic
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The building inspector said whoever installed the water pipes was plumb loco .
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hom_1114
| 1 |
homographic
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Geology class is the foundation of a decent education .
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hom_1115
| 0 |
homographic
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It said " Insert disk # 3 " , but only 2 will fit !
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hom_1116
| 1 |
homographic
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She was only a Dentist's daughter , but everybody wanted to fill her cavity .
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hom_1117
| 1 |
homographic
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Sin enough and you will become dead to it .
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hom_1118
| 0 |
homographic
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Limit Congress to 2 terms : one in office , one in jail !
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hom_1119
| 1 |
homographic
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I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me , which hit me on the back of the head . I turned round and shouted , " That's not very mature ! "
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hom_1120
| 1 |
homographic
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The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch . He was a real trooper .
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