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hom_1921
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I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor , who is a taxidermist . After such a big meal , I was stuffed .
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hom_1922
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homographic
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Those who iron clothes have a lot of pressing demands .
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hom_1923
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I think a job as a shoe salesmen would be your best fit .
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hom_1924
| 1 |
homographic
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I kept failing to get a job as a butcher because I couldn't just make the cut .
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hom_1925
| 1 |
homographic
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To many girls the word'marriage'has a nice ring to it .
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hom_1926
| 1 |
homographic
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A pair of loud twins were stereo speakers .
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hom_1927
| 1 |
homographic
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To be a mountain climber one needs to be in peak condition .
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hom_1928
| 1 |
homographic
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A bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn’t .
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hom_1929
| 1 |
homographic
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If you work in a tire factory you have to get rolling every morning .
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hom_1930
| 1 |
homographic
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The trumpeter blew it while auditioning for the symphony .
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hom_1931
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homographic
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An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it .
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hom_1932
| 1 |
homographic
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When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken .
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hom_1933
| 1 |
homographic
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A high scoring football game can be very offensive .
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hom_1934
| 1 |
homographic
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She was only a Vacuum salesman's daughter , but she knew how to suck !
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hom_1935
| 0 |
homographic
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Every rose has its thorn .
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hom_1936
| 1 |
homographic
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If you have need of a locksmith he will be your key man .
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hom_1937
| 0 |
homographic
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Plough deep while sluggards sleep , and you will have corn to sell and keep .
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hom_1938
| 1 |
homographic
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Massage therapists need a touch of style .
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hom_1939
| 0 |
homographic
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He's not dead , he's electroencephalographically challenged
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hom_1940
| 1 |
homographic
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Politicians get onto the merry - go - round and then put a spin on it .
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hom_1941
| 1 |
homographic
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For a chemist disappointed in an experiment the reaction was on his face .
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hom_1942
| 1 |
homographic
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I was looking for watch batteries but I wound up at a clock shop .
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hom_1943
| 1 |
homographic
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Vertical living is flat dwelling .
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hom_1944
| 1 |
homographic
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Waiter , my bill please . - How did you find your luncheon , sir ? - With a magnifying glass .
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hom_1945
| 1 |
homographic
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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing
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hom_1946
| 1 |
homographic
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I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica , and found much of it to be rather derivative .
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hom_1947
| 1 |
homographic
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" I'm burning aromatic substances , " said Tom , incensed .
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hom_1948
| 1 |
homographic
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Upon discovering her children playing with matches their mother was flaming mad .
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hom_1949
| 0 |
homographic
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Canadian DOS prompt : EH ? \ >
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hom_1950
| 0 |
homographic
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Squirt guns don't soak people , People soak people .
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hom_1951
| 1 |
homographic
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The duke and the count had a fight . The duke was down for the count .
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hom_1952
| 1 |
homographic
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I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space .
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hom_1953
| 1 |
homographic
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He sold candy and chocolate . A lot of girls were sweet on him .
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hom_1954
| 1 |
homographic
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I went to an invisible fairground but didn't think it was very good . I just couldn't see the attraction .
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hom_1955
| 1 |
homographic
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One of the joys of being a lightweight is that commuting by wind is a breeze !
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hom_1956
| 1 |
homographic
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My buddy asked me to look after his pet goose while he was away . I told him I wasn't down with that .
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hom_1957
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD PROGRAMMERS never die , they just move to new addresses .
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hom_1958
| 1 |
homographic
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A speaker at the firearms convention had to rifle through his notes .
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hom_1959
| 0 |
homographic
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Good clothes open all doors .
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hom_1960
| 1 |
homographic
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Watson and Crick did the twist all night .
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hom_1961
| 0 |
homographic
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A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword .
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hom_1962
| 1 |
homographic
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Tires cost 100 bucks a pop .
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hom_1963
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD CHEMISTS never die , they just fail to react .
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hom_1964
| 1 |
homographic
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Where do pancakes live ? In a flat .
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hom_1965
| 1 |
homographic
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When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered .
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hom_1966
| 1 |
homographic
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Retired teachers are classless .
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hom_1967
| 0 |
homographic
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For want of a nail the shoe is lost , for want of a shoe the horse is lost , for want of a horse the rider is lost .
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hom_1968
| 1 |
homographic
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She was only a Janitor's daughter , and she was often swept off her feet .
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hom_1969
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD DENTISTS never die , they just lose their pull .
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hom_1970
| 1 |
homographic
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Lumber companies have many board meetings .
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hom_1971
| 1 |
homographic
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Due to inclement weather , the sandwich shop wrapped up early Tuesday night .
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hom_1972
| 1 |
homographic
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Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point .
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hom_1973
| 0 |
homographic
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Never draw fire , it irritates everyone around you .
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hom_1974
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Rich , A successful investment banker .
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hom_1975
| 1 |
homographic
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A photographer taking pictures of golfers says'watch the birdie'.
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hom_1976
| 1 |
homographic
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering .
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hom_1977
| 1 |
homographic
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Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted .
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hom_1978
| 1 |
homographic
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They bought a home on a cliff because they liked to live on the edge .
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hom_1979
| 1 |
homographic
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Old quarterbacks never die , they just pass away .
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hom_1980
| 1 |
homographic
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Those who make magnets can be quite attractive .
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hom_1981
| 0 |
homographic
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Better is the enemy of good .
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hom_1982
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD NUMBER THEORISTS never die , they just get past their prime .
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hom_1983
| 1 |
homographic
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The groundskeeper at a large cemetery was important because he had 5000 people under him .
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hom_1984
| 0 |
homographic
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How come wrong numbers are never busy ? ? ?
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hom_1985
| 1 |
homographic
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There is a growing body of obesity research .
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hom_1986
| 1 |
homographic
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I tinted my hair today . It was the highlight of my day .
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hom_1987
| 1 |
homographic
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Stealing someone's coffee is called'mugging'.
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hom_1988
| 1 |
homographic
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A doctor drank while putting on patients'casts . He was soon plastered .
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hom_1989
| 1 |
homographic
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That's the third time my teacher changed my grade , Tom remarked .
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hom_1990
| 1 |
homographic
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I am kicking myself I did not take up karate earlier .
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hom_1991
| 1 |
homographic
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Why do archers shoot arrows ? Could it be they are trying to get a point across ?
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hom_1992
| 1 |
homographic
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Oh what a tangled web we weave . On the Internet .
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hom_1993
| 0 |
homographic
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Everyone talks about the weather , but nobody does anything about it .
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hom_1994
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD BUS DRIVERS never die , they just take a turn for the worse .
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hom_1995
| 1 |
homographic
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I gave in when my wife hounded me about getting a puppy .
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hom_1996
| 1 |
homographic
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Being a fire - fighter ignited my interest heavily .
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hom_1997
| 0 |
homographic
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If it ain't broke , let me have a shot at it .
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hom_1998
| 0 |
homographic
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Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill .
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hom_1999
| 1 |
homographic
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A boiled egg is hard to beat .
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hom_2000
| 0 |
homographic
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It's never too late to mend .
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hom_2001
| 1 |
homographic
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When Wally discovered he had Lyme disease he was really ticked off .
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hom_2002
| 1 |
homographic
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Avogadro expected a large number to attend .
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hom_2003
| 0 |
homographic
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I used to have a life , now I have a modem .
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hom_2004
| 1 |
homographic
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During the meeting about earthquakes , there were several motions .
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hom_2005
| 1 |
homographic
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Those who make sinks often feel washed out .
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hom_2006
| 1 |
homographic
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My name is Cookie , I'm a baker .
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hom_2007
| 0 |
homographic
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2 Rules for Success : Rule # 1 : Never reveal everything you know .
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hom_2008
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD PROCTOLOGISTS never die , they just butt out .
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hom_2009
| 1 |
homographic
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He sat in the magician's audience dressed as a cactus . He was a plant .
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hom_2010
| 1 |
homographic
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OLD WASHING MACHINE OPERATORS never die , they just keep agitating .
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hom_2011
| 1 |
homographic
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I didn't know which hammer to get , but I think I nailed it .
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hom_2012
| 1 |
homographic
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Love can be a touchy subject .
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hom_2013
| 0 |
homographic
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Grasp all , lose all .
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hom_2014
| 1 |
homographic
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It was the first time she'd seen a live sponge on display , and she really soaked it in .
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hom_2015
| 1 |
homographic
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A music store owner has to have sound business practices .
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hom_2016
| 1 |
homographic
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The first guy to mass produce candies made a mint .
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hom_2017
| 1 |
homographic
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Old presidents never die they just keep going through their cabinets .
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hom_2018
| 1 |
homographic
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When they claimed to house two thousand campers , it sounded like a lot of bunk .
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hom_2019
| 1 |
homographic
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He'd never gone hunting but decided to give it a shot .
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hom_2020
| 0 |
homographic
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Stewardess trainee : " Where does THIS door gooooooooooooo . . . . "
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