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how could you build the other walls on short notice when titans are every where. unless the humans find a grug to become titans or part of them don't want to live titans life and ooffer them selves to make the walls <|endoftext|> hrulb grug hgrulb brulB <|endoftext|> Grug <|endoftext|> Grug love girl |
Grug hump girl! |
GRUG HAPPY <|endoftext|> |
>day gets dark |
>grug retreats to cave |
>grug lie down and sleep |
>grug wake up when sun shine |
>sometime, grug wake up before sun shine |
>if grug rested, grug get up |
>if grug still tired, grug sleep more |
it ain't any harder than we make it ourselves <|endoftext|> |
we have the unlocked third eye, anon. But seriously, I don't know what to tell you. Some people are just more cognizant than others. Most men are grug-brained fucking retards who think with their cocks, at least when it comes to women. Think of all the guys who get involved with women who have red flags out the wazoo and chronically get cucked over and over again. Same logic applies. <|endoftext|> |
yeah probably cause you just walk along the sea floor grug <|endoftext|> I hear a lot of people just lifting rocks to make grug's bad thoughts go away. Would you still lift if nobody knew or could tell? |
>pic unrelated, just found it somewhere online <|endoftext|> |
what a base, grug-brained way of looking at things. You could use the exact same reductionist logic for literally everything (You) do. |
>of course you brush your teeth for women |
>of course you bathe for women |
>of course you don't want to be obese for women |
>of course you work a job for women |
>of course you wear clothes for women |
>of course you went to school for women |
>of course you do hobbies for women |
Literally anything that a man does beyond going full-on Diogenes-mode living as a mangy unwashed hobo living among wild dogs and throwing shit at bystanders can be reduced to this base rationale. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself. <|endoftext|> |
Checked for grug with unrealistic standards <|endoftext|> |
>grug lift heavy rock |
holy shit... its like the meme <|endoftext|> |
Holy shit tldr kys faggot its not that hard to understand. Lean = healthy = grug brain like <|endoftext|> |
Grug don't care. |
Grug lift heavy things. |
Grug sadness go away. <|endoftext|> |
PRETTY GIRL |
GRUG LIKE <|endoftext|> |
how the fuck is grugette going to know whether grug was born during the cold season 20 suns ago or during the hot season? <|endoftext|> red berry me on Goji berries. What is the best way to consume them? I've been taking capsules but was wondering if I should also/or use liquid or the raw berries themselves |
Other grug make fun of me for eating berries they say me never bring home mammoth but I say the berries are good. Leave grug alone <|endoftext|> |
does Grug climb one big mountain with rock? Or many tiny hill with smaller rock? |
>tfw need to raid berrypicker tribe <|endoftext|> |
kek holy shit. |
>iq of 65 |
woah. full on grug mode. <|endoftext|> >pull a set of 405 for the first time in months |
>immediately feel better |
>go on to have a happy day at work |
Really all it took was just picking up sufficiently heavy weight huh? Feels great to have grug tier emotions. I love being a man. <|endoftext|> >hey grog you see that cow over there with the calf? |
>sure grug what about it |
>dude what if we... |
>don't do it grug that's fucking disgusting, let's hunt more mammoth instead, the village is going to be pissed |
>GRUG DONT DO IT |
>*muffled* |
>it tastes good grog |
>*sigh* |
>I'm going to hunt mammoth by myself, goodbye grug, keep sucking on those disgusting things you wierdo <|endoftext|> |
>"Grug just took the WORST smelling shit" <|endoftext|> |
Humans weren't designed to put down their opponents with blunt, ineffective attacks like punches and kicks. We became top of the food chain due to opposable thumbs and the ability to craft tools. |
The reason that human beings aren't all oversized, myostatin-deficient gorrilla-like freaks is that Grug figured out how to make a spear, and kill bigger Grug with it. |
Carry a knife or buy a gun if you really want to protect yourself. <|endoftext|> |
they could easily store certain foods in grug time <|endoftext|> |
>Hey Grug, look at that funny thing I made, it looks like your mother! |
>Ew, Urg, you're a damn asshole! |
>Chill, bro, it's just a joke! |
Fast forward 8000 years |
>There's this one tiny statue of a fat woman, it means that all of our ancestors were fat fetishists! <|endoftext|> |
In ancient grug times women couldn't be as slovenly as lazy as they are today. They actually did work. They were basically all tomboys because anyone who wasn't died. Shitty women came about when humans were domesticated so they stopped dying as much. Today the phenomenon is even worse thanks to lowered child mortality. |
Gruggettes did: |
>Foraging |
>Herbal medicine |
>Midwifery |
>Artisans who made cloth, pottery, utensils, toys, dyes, ornamentation |
>Story keeping |
>Face and body paint making for Grug |
>Childcare (the fact that this is on this list as stuff they used to do is just depression though) <|endoftext|> |
>my gf has a ridiculous amount of butt hair, but it's all in her crack. |
>Should I shave it? Or will it get too itchy and bother her afterwards? |
keep it as is. grug wife happy wife. just as God intended. <|endoftext|> |
where body hair? grug not know if you man or woman <|endoftext|> |
You'd need to be giga grug or solid snake tier <|endoftext|> |
>”grug being chased by big animal” |
>”grug better jog to survive” |
>”grug dead” <|endoftext|> |
seriously tho, who are you trying to laugh at? people that eat few large meals per day, rather than many smaller meals? why did you feel the need to include the bit about a woman's daily caloric intake? plz walk me through your thought process, Grug <|endoftext|> |
Seriously, what kind of pencil necked fucking nerd is sitting around jerking his peepee eating grass while Grug comes back from the hunting party with a deer slung over his shoulder and fucks Stacy that night? <|endoftext|> |
> Grug invented fire |
Everyone else is just keeping things going that Grug started. |
Let's not argue about minutia, man. |
Just look at how the powers that be are afraid of Christianity. How they try to subvert it and mock it and strip it of any power or meaning whenever they can. This should give you a strong signal of who to support here. <|endoftext|> |
>take pretty much any girl in any club |
what, in a fight? |
Based Grug anon <|endoftext|> |
Completely false, until recently woman had ZERO sexual agency, you really think Caveman Grug gave a shit about what women thought? He just bonked her on the head abs dragged her back to his cave. Women were treated like property for 99% of human existence, trying desperately to figure what they desire and base your whole life around it is like trying to understand the mind of cattle and how best to please a cow, they are dumb animals with no agency at all they don’t even know what they like to begin with and in the ancient world no one cared either <|endoftext|> |
We're not cavemen lol |
We may as well be shitting in front of each other and living in mud huts then grug <|endoftext|> |
Just cook them, we've been cooking shit since the first grug burned himself on a lightning-struck tree branch <|endoftext|> |
try cooking them, Grug. fire make stomach demons die <|endoftext|> |
Dont focus on lifting heavy focus on getting a pump in the tricep. This means a lighter weight, higher rep, less rest. It works but you younglins get mindtricked into grug lifting and must suffer. Yesterday I did 10 different exercises for triceps including skull crushers with ez curl ba and dumb bells. Basically no soreness. You still get stronger, your muscles def get bigger, but you arent gonna set any PRs but who the fuck cares. Stacey dont give a shit about the number associated with your lifts. <|endoftext|> |
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