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wow if only this situation were avoidable
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hmmm at work i often criticize code and then realize im talking to the idiot who wrote it what the fuck is this is like my professional catchphrase i should have it added to my email signature and biz cards
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no the artist formerly known as prince and the symbol were two different names
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they always mind their own bussiness though theyre kind of shy
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vlookup works but it requires swapping the codes and addresses vlookup wants to look for a match in the leftmost column and then look a specified number of columns to the right to find the answer it needs to return though if i remember right you can put in a negative number to go left honestly i havent used vlookup in years since indexmatch is so much more useful
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dune is the only book i feel genuinely guilty about not having read i sorta cringe inside when i think about it i love good scifi i even know so many of the books references quotes and characters but still havent picked it up for over 2 decades its been at the top of my ill get to this next pile i know its a masterpiece and i honestly feel worse about it than any other of the glaring holes in my cultural literacy my geek cred is a hollow sham until i finally read it
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yeah sphere does have a lack of talent i know what you mean
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what is does is creating registry entrys called tcpackfrequency and tcpnodelayi wouldnt download a exe but do it myself here is a tutorial
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first mermailfist format that came before dragon rulers was dope
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i love it when theyre so dumb they dont realise how smart theyre pretending to be an iq of 176 would be way above the 99th percentile which is surely what they would put on a real mensa certificate anyway since the entire sample set will be above 96 or whatever it is so why would being given one of 5 numbers be interesting also lol at the blank spaces
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aw youre reverting to your previous state because you reached a dead enda hoe is someone who gets everyone to love them retard stds or no i dont want whatever you got buddy you hate the notion that anyone would be discerning or have standards because it leaves you in the reject pile every timeaand i love myself an awful lot im sorry if you dont know what that looks like when you see it danyway i going to bed now you are and were boring to the core but you knew that going inis it you whos using the bot in this thread btw exactly 11 people did not upvote each of your comments no i dont think it is meh someones going to an awful lot of trouble d
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you can make wire like that yourself how do you get it all wavy like that
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mostly im referring to random online people but im also referring a little bit to my teenage self
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ah shame you cant see it well from the boardwalk at all
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infected tooth abscessed into my sinus so it was tooth pain sinus pain all at once when i finally had a root canal and got on antibiotics i felt like a whole new person
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its more or less known that the space station isnt really worth the cost as most experiment could be done without it but it is maintained as a sort of diplomatic project post coldwar
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my black cat was named humar after the black lion in wow
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yup pretty much some of my thoughts few minutes ago and this picture is still relevantbut it isnt as easy as it seems and typemention arent like this for no reason and out of the blue if you perceive and relate to things with your whole self in a holistic manner which typemention automatically do then inevitably you gonna take everything personally and be sensitive to everything that touches your yourself which makes you very cautious in that matteralso im pretty sure its more about social enviroment and putting youself out than taking a silent walk through the neighbourhood in this department i believe typemention are very exploratory and wanderlust by nature cos then we are alone in our comfort selfs but yea in general i compelety agree not only infps but ppl need to do stuff and stop shutting down what they want to do stopped by fears and their lack of courage myself included o something is better than nothing life is an experience failure is a success compared to nothingness in terms of experience and looking back you gonna laugh at yourself yea as i said its not that simple for typemention and i believe introverts in general words are words and deeds are deeds and you are still sitting in your comfort closet with a minimum confrontations and things that would disturb your precious sensitive self
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is it weird that every time i see a bulldog i want to make a slobbery ruff sound kind of like wluphs
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i showed my friend and he went ooohhhhhh noooooooooo dont do thati find it awesome keep it
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gtc rated pollster yeah no id not jump to conclusions based on one poll
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these are the worst kinds of locks and should not be used for anything
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and then you woke up
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my favorite part is where shes yelling at a guy lying on his stomach being tazed to get down on the ground
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starting conversations with strangers is difficult that said starting with hello followed by why you were interested in the other is a good way to start the conversation ask about her tell about yourself talk about what you are doing not quite unlike talking in meat spacehook ups can be fun if you can appreciate it for what it is casual not deep no emotional connection and probably a one time thing if you are searching for life partner material and go into a hook up with that mind set you are setting yourself up for disappointment the day after will be rough when you are all alone again
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kinda it is essentially a rat that is required to play esea it should be only used for matchmaking while it can do much more
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yes that man was crazy
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tagm the flair isnt enough you need to add manga spoilers to your title
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its named after charles mable devander iii the inventor of the flame war
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manga spoilerss he didnt die on the first night he had his powers he fought in wars prior to that
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which things arent backed by evidence economically social programs
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i could have punched him more but he was fucking pitiful
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natural selection finds a way
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im sorry if it seemed like i was being defensive i really wasnt yeah the whole thing is really messy i think its reasonable to expect people to be self sufficient and to be attempting to get to that point if they arent there yet people are generally free to be batshit insane in the comfort of their own homes so long as they dont hurt anyone else ugh yeah this is why i couldnt work in psych part of why anyways most of these people would be fine in nonmodern society where occasional slip ups wouldnt be as big of a deal jondolar isnt going on the hunt today because hes talking to the spirits i will give him a rabbit and ask him to tell mom i said hi these days you need to be a 100 reliable cog in a machine if the cog is 80 reliable thats not good enough i think theres so much pressure that it exacerbates so many disorders and conditions a bit depressed and missed work now youre fired and youre really depressed
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i love it but are you going to share it on rcrossstitch hehehe
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if youre an introvert whos not using your extraverted 2nd function you could be mistaking your two introverted functions cogfuncmentioncogfuncmention as your top two if thats the case youre looking at cogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmention or cogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmention so typemention or typementionyou can do the same with typemention if that was the stressed version cogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmention or cogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmentiongtcogfuncmention give you typemention or typemention as types that could look like typemention when under chronic stressthe other thing to look at is what your 4th function would be and compare it to how you act when youre very upset cogfuncmention typemention amp typementiongets emotional and throws a tantrum cogfuncmention typemention starts a spiral of negative posibilities if this is ruined then this is ruined and this and im going to die poor and hungry cogfuncmention typemention amp typemention gets overwhelmed by consequences so just ignores them becoming recklessa withdrawn and anxious typemention could look like an typemention
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god damnit now i have to get 2 flairs
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its possible that the sky was clear that day
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if you have fresh ginger around i strongly recommend this i could drink that ish all day
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ok im all ears can you give a short reasoned expose on a value based system not dependent on emotion eli5 please
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i would say it depends on your circle most people want an alpha around and so theyll actually help you regain that statushowever if youre surrounded by alpha types it will be much harder
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the classic criteria is that judging people prefer more structure to what they do like to plan ahead and generally like to be decisive perceivers like to keep their options open and deal with things as they come and they generally are more hesitant to decide or commit to things because of thatthat all comes from about every posttest description ive read i know what people all think of the tests here but honestly ive never really seen the above totally refuted irl
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im doing multiples at a european university considering 180 ects to a degree you can already cut out generally speaking about 30 ects in terms of a minor if you take degrees a and b you simply put a minor of a in degree b and vice versa also when you look at the bologna criteria of degrees youll notice that many of the skills you need to show to get your degree are rather generic once you figure out which criteria are filled through which course you can quite easily convince the examinations board to count some ects on both degrees finally if you take multiples in the same field and your degree has some room for electives you can usually also get the examinations board to count some courses from degree a in b and vice versa realistically if you are willing to put in the effort and figure out the specifics of how a degree is build up you can reduce each 180 ects degree to about 110120 ects per degree especially if you can combine thesis projects in some way it becomes very doable
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it makes it easier to tell you two apart at a glance talisa explained overhearing their conversation with a shrug she added passively there are a lot of other ways to do that though so you could share if you wanted
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yes noisy neighbors are more of an apt problem nosy neighbors however happen when you own a house
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its really more about conscientiousness which is something you can learn to inhabitapart from that i would speculate that it is vaguely connected to sn ei and pj the types being closer to isxj will have less problems with this but yeah even they can struggle there was also a video posted recently about procrastination and the psychologist giving the talk mentioned that extroverts will struggle more than introverts but also that neurotic individuals fare better because they are more driven by panic and fear so uhh sucks to be you if you are an unshakably calm enxp
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wow seeing how fast its coming in just mere seconds before breaking the clouds is mind boggling speeds its literally a missile flying backwards
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the mule called the beast shifter zeke during the battle of shinganshina
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and yet you still loose kd means shit what is important is that you win the games
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this dude i watch almost only porn with chicks who have huge boobshave never dated a girl with big boobs in my life medium at largest just not that into huge boobs in real life
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what is edited its clips of hillary in her own words you cant help it that hillary is one of the most inconsistent political opportunist who will say anything to get elected
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most recent soshe asked me a question about fulltimerving on facebook messenger then asked me a question about where my exgf was the one who did not leave denver with me in january and when i told her she opened right up emotionally about a couple breakups shed had a couple weeks of video hangouts and a plan to visit her when i got to la a couple months later i mentioned that jacksonville was just a plane ride away and that she didnt have anything pressing happening for a couple weeks she could fly into jville and fly back to la from houston 14 days latershe thought i was bluffing i was not we were together for 5 months and broke up because we could never see eye to eye on how to run our lives im an typementiontypemention and i later found out that shes an typemention wellsurprise surprise that we see the entire world differently sigh
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lol cryptic much infjs what do you mean
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this returns true or false if the number found in a1 can be found in either columns a or j on the second worksheet oriferrorifmatcha1sheet2aa0gt0truefalsefalseiferrorifmatcha1sheet2jj0gt0truefalsefalseif the value cant be found via the match formula then it returns an error meaning nothing was found the iferror formula recognizes this and returns the false value to indicate that no match was made do this separately for columns a and j and were able to use the or logic gate on this to return whether or not the number was identified at all in either column of the second sheet
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you want ultra braindead simple you get windows warts and all
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i want to make a diorama very badly now
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only lgbt and minority cookies
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the us was pretty shitty with regards to jews during world war 2 they actively blocked jewish refugees spread antijew propaganda not the government but people with a lot of influence and even turned away an entire ship full of jews back to europe who had come over 100 legally through weeksmonths of roadblocks with immigration not to mention segragation on par with what black people had to deal with in the 50s and 60s just not quite as violent plus the fact roosevelt actually stopped all incoming reports of the holocaust as it was happening and there was at least one point that an operation to destroy auschwitz was cancelled
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did you read the article you are late to the party
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im a lady and earthbound is my alltime favorite game
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the walls where a ticking time bomb no matter how you look at it the fact that the kings will was pacifistic for a century doesnt mean thatll never changehell we get people theorizing how and when eren will release the walls every week not if mind you how and when op is even dreaming about it himselfits a risk worth taking even if the chance on succes was one in a hundred which it wasnt thatd still means that theyd sacrifice a million to get 1 chance to save a couple billion and if my math is straight 1 of a billion is still ten times more than a million
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and by the way i support bernie sandersway better than the carnival barker clinton and the raging lunatic trump
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dont worry about it a quantifier is just an expression like some all or none perhaps you could explain what you meant
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source the biblegod is good and the antithesis of evila vast majority of humanity suffers hunger poverty diseasegod knows this knew it before they were born has the power to fix it but does notgod condemns people to hell for no reason at all people born with no chance of survival due to circumstances beyond their controlhow could a benevolent loving good deity cause this to happen and still be good
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thats an odd one very scimitar like not sure if i like it or not
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haha no really its a thing irl
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speaking of faith healers here in oregon we passed a law that allows parents to be arrested if they use these faith healers on their kids instead of taking them to a hospitallaw was passed because too many kids where dying from curable illnesses because their parents where praying the sickness away law
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just saying games with the servers down can usually be patched to connect to fan made servers a bit of research can be done to find such a download anyways welcome
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heh alright not my cup o tea but if you like it you like iti could counter some of your points but i wont today im sure youve heard it before anyhowi was thinking boston but not strongly enough to committhe video was expertly done anyhow
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what do u do after that
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3 is too high but 0 is too low i would love 15 to become standard
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hi i have a rather unusual size im shorter than average and have an hourglass figure with a big hip to waist circumference difference i rarely find clothes that actually fit i practically need every piece of clothing i buy unless its basic tshirts to be taken to a seamstress but this makes me hesitant to buy things because i never really know beforehand if a seamstress is able to make the alteration i need so i guess my question is what are the big nonos in terms of what is and isnt fixable and what are the things that actually are easily fixable but people usually dont know about knowing this will help me a lot when i go shopping again
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are people blaming the ira i mean at least they had the decency to warm the uk when they would bomb them
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well i hope for the combination of the 2045 initiative and the internet of things the combination of these two things has the potential to not only cure all diseases and make us all immortal itll also turn the human race into a hive mind effectively reaching the one individual or less requirement thats necesary to rule out conflict between humans in other words world peacedoubt itll happen in five years though
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i want to make america great againno brakes
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huh thats still higher up that list than expected
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i heared you can go to jail for horseshit such as that
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well how are we able to understand all of the other 4 functions if we cant possibly use them
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ltyawngtyou missed the boat feminism won for the most part the 60s are over time to move on and try and act like an equal worthy of being a person in the world
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yes but hes still in prison now as well like andro0oid saidjonathan lee riches
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time to practice markmanship skills free food
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yeah too bad such scummy people will likely ignore it and try and make you force the issue or forget it wasting even more of your time taking them to small claims they dont care they just write it off as a business expense or are insured against it or something anyway
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lulz that is kind of what happened i think
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but it makes perfect sense when you remember that time is an illusion not to mention that everyone knows nothing really has to make sense for typemention which when considering that types are bullshit and that they were given fetid breath by an typemention alpha and omega also i havent eaten a man since college and really when you consider that time is an illusion that only went on for no time at all and therefore never happened or it is still happening anyone have a mint
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how do you know its 75
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my recommendation is use a memory searcher to see if you can find where the number of frames is stored after that you can use a debugger to check what looks at that variable and depending on what the program does nullify it or skip the check
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so if i can dumb this down for myself youre changing the blades from a to a while keeping the same rotational directionedit spelling
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right both male and female should go after the ones they want now youre getting it
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and hel has more damage before level 5 her 1 does 7050 and heals her while kukus does 6060 hes 3 does 8070 while kukus does 5075 over 5 ticks the only advantage he has there is the 2535 extra power from his passive while she gets heals for herself and her minions
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whats the aerial shot look like
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welcome aboard id definitely recommend you check out this post it explains a lot of the more technical things that we sometimes talk about here and will probably give you some more insight as to what the letters and cognitive functions actually mean
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the cake is a lie and raid boss 05 mg i think youre the first one ive seen to do that nice
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im going to remember that one i like the description for me at least the squishy center description feels quite right and its how i feel because deep down i actually feel a lot and very intensely but its simply not something i have an interest in to share it with the world outside of my very close ones squishy indeed
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then why are colleagues family members and friends not constantly asking what im saying or people on the street asking for the time or a light for that matteryeah as a dutch guy i have a nondutch accent when speaking dutch totally the case must be itare you a server by any chance
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fuck those sadistic german sockets with the little needlethin plugs you have to shove in like an unlubricated fisti cant imagine how painful they would be to stand on
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dutch i needed a lot of medical care both emergency care and planned non emergency surgeries i think the biggest thing that important to understand is that in my country not a single person would even stop to think about going to a doctor or ordering an ambulance or whatever its the most normal thing ever to go to your gp if you have issues or questions or are unsure about your health ambulances are released as a standard practise for any road accident or whenever police has to show up to a situation with only the possibility of needing medical care this can be as much as just checking for concussions after a minor car accident nobody worries about costs or avoids doctors because of cost i pay 120 euros a month in insurance but also get 80 euros from the government each month because im a low income student gp visits dont cost anything but specialist care does to a maximum of about 300400 euros a year as thats the maximum by law this systems can only be run because of a meticulous gatekeeping system no one can just randomly walk into a hospital for treatment for non emergency care you need a referral from your gp or dentist and yes waiting lists are involved for emergency care the only way in to the er is either by calling an ambulance for life threatening emergencies or through the gp or the 247 outpost gp who will refer you to the er for example i broke my ankle not realizing how bad it was i didnt call an ambulance but instead called the gp outpost it was the middle of the night and booked an appointment about 1 15 hours later in this case the doctors assistant who run the reception act as gatekeepers and decide whether you may or may not need an ambulance instead you could also just call our 911 and the dispatcher will be the gatekeeper when i got there they gave me a referral to the er and i went straight over once at the er i had to wait maybe 30 minutes to see a doctor but in the meantime the nurse stopped by multiple times to get me some painkillers etc after diagnosis everything is taken care of for you the hospital will plan all your appointments and surgeries first thing in the morning and they will call you informing you about everything when i was admitted there was never any pressure to get me off the ward as soon as possible theyd rather keep me for a few more days if they werent sure about my recovery no questions asked but yeah the day that you do leave they ask you to leave quickly and not linger as theyll fill the bed within hours of you leaving over the past two years i needed 7 surgeries multiple hospitalizations and lots of specialist medication total cost to my insurer about 30k total cost to me including monthly insurance pay maybe 1 to 15k
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so basically geralt danish guys
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that sounds awesome haha im going to guess an typemention based on personal experience source the firsttypemention i met literally grabbed my schwartz with her butt cheeks and twerked within 20 seconds of dancing with her she was my boss that story ends very poorly and continues poorly for about 13 years dat control though hattip you psychotic hell spawn
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first thing that instantly came to my mind is language its really pissing me off sometimesgiff telepathy plz and not only telepathy but some next level ways of communication without words where we would mentally send each other packages of informationfeelingsensationsintentions etc that you would mentally unpack and comprehend exactly whats up on all levels soul to soul so to speak no words neededi thought about other things that i would get rid off and changebut then i realized it doesnt really matter since we get used to everything and take it for granted after some time and as a mundane usual thing so it wouldnt change anything at all we maybe living in a paradise already but we dont see it everything is relative you knowyou can only experience light if you experience darkness in a nutshell if you just swap one thing to another in a humans existence and these necessities nothing really gonna change makes you enjoy more what you have and a human beings necessities
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its common because most tests only ask things like whether you value objectivity and rational thought and of course most of us would say we do i tested typemention for a long time before catching on to the fact that i generally make decisions with ethicalinterpersonal implications in mind a bit more so than things like efficiency or productivityin the end most people take both into consideration so you kind of have to prove yourself and decide which you tend to prefer have you read about the theory of cognitive functions that underlie mbti learning more about those could certainly help you narrow things down
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