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[
{
"content": "i can lie and play devils advocate really well\n\ni also know how to illegally turn on tap water to a house since i had to do it for a few months when we couldnt afford the water bill",
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},
{
"content": "How did you do it?",
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},
{
"content": "idk the proper words and terminology but i lift up the cement slab thing with the water valve in it, then i get this wrench thingy and turn it clockwise. pretty simple actually",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "He’s mine back tf off",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not so fast",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "He's my hubby 🤩 \n\nAnd u/puurpledrank's",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "no me ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "me u",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ":O",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "> I think we can all agree, that without /u/Dr-Pepper-Phd, none of us would be here today.\n\nwhat does this mean\n\ndid he like save us from an asteroid that was about to hit earth or something\n\ni know this was a dare but still",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "twice.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I hope you at least dipped it in milk to refresh it",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "i dip it into apple juice\n\nit works better than milk",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "even tho im an unatttactive male im too scared to post a selfie cause the pedos",
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},
{
"content": "the pedos are the only thing that makes me want to post selfie\n\nwhy can't I get those wrinkly dicks in my inbox 😡😡",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "THiS iS voTe MaNipUlAtiOn",
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},
{
"content": "banned don't criticize mods ",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Dicks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like\" owo nya? :3c\" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like \"uwaaa~!\" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・",
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},
{
"content": "no",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "upvoted have a nice day",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "upvoted have a nice day",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "/u/fenniman\n\nban him",
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},
{
"content": "I agree",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "rejection > regret",
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},
{
"content": "Tru tho",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "homophobia",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Gay",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "no u",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "yeah uhm \n\nthat's a lot of work",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We can help",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not on netflix",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "[i got a weebified star wars shirt] (https://imgur.com/a/swBsg)",
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},
{
"content": "it's hard to see the design",
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},
{
"content": "its cause its a mens small so it was rlly big on me so i had to tie it ",
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},
{
"content": "ig",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OwO whats this",
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},
{
"content": "UwU *notices bulge*",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "👁👅👁",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "you stop that. you stop that now. ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why 👁👄👁",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I refuse to participate ",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Addicted to loving u/FenniMan",
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},
{
"content": "whens the wedding",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We are already married",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "whens the baby shower 😳",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "When we have a baby duh we will shower it",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When's the baby",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its on its way",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is it a boy or a girl",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We don't know yet",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "shitposting gets weird at night ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Can confirm ",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "mayo and peas",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Unholy",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "This has all the makings of a high effort shitpost but the very realistic premise of a rant\n\nYou have me stumped OP",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im serious ok it might seem like a shitpost but I am 100% sincere",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "i mean site-wide rules are safe enough guidelines\n\nim thinking of drafting up some rules soon so it's on the sidebar but they won't deviate much from the site-wide rules",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "ok btw check out my ideas on the rules I edited into my post ",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "He's actually been adding just enough points each time to push you into a ban. Even if you have little to no infraction points already.",
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},
{
"content": "Any proof of that?",
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},
{
"content": "I heard that from Fenniman. He said in the initial post on this subreddit that NSA was giving out points just enough to ban you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "u/fenniman any proof?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rereading the post now, I think I may have misinterpreted what Fenni said. He said that NSA gave him enough points to put him into a week long ban. I think I misunderstood.\n\nSorry for any inconvenience or misunderstanding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does this change your opinion on anything about the situation?",
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},
{
"content": "I just feel as if NSA could have found a better way to handle this situation.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know who my crush DOESN'T like.\n\n(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oof relatable ",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "i didn't inhale oxygen i want my money back",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "O shit ",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What if you excite me",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "then become a drink ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I'll be drunk I guess",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I think the better question at this point is what aren't you on?",
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},
{
"content": "I don't know but whatever it is making me feel, squishy!",
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},
{
"content": "I think that's called sleep deprivation",
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},
{
"content": "I just washed my makeup off like I do every night but today, I just feel softer.",
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},
{
"content": "oh, okay lol\n\nbut still\n\n>2:13 AM",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I should probably sleep.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "sleep is nice\n\nI wouldn't know but I've heard it is",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Guy Fieri's dick",
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},
{
"content": "Winner ",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "He wishes he wore a condom",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There's two types of people ",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yea in crazy \n \nI almost became a father that day ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "O",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Get it cause he's a pole and he's gay huehuehue\n\nedit let's tag him /u/mwiatrak2077 ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "MUEHEUEHHE ",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "your own dick",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "too small",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "N o ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "oh ok understandable",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don’t think about it being awkward. If there’s a lull in the conversation just say the first thing to say. Also, if you know what kind of humor she likes, make lots of jokes. Just make her laugh and you’ll be good.",
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},
{
"content": "Alright I can do that thanks :)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Good luck! :D",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you! ",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "im tagging 6 bc heck you\n\nu/fenniman\n\nu/nightleld1\n\nu/thepoundsoflove",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "u/stance_nation\n\nu/heliophobia33\n\nu/koolaidjammerz",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ayy",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Feel Good Inc\n\nhahahahahahahah",
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},
{
"content": "i hate and love you no homo for that",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "lmao",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Taking a long, long walk with friends ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sometimes I wish I had some friends with me for my walks. They can still be quite nice alone though. ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Agreed, most of my walks are taken alone \n\nBut sometimes a friend comes along and it just gets so much better ",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "what if they're only sweet and nice because they want to stalk you and murder you",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's my thing anyways ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmu",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Never ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But I can murder you",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't want to be killed by you tho",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow ok rude",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "yes puurple \n \ndelete the internet now before it's too late",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok will do",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "ok",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Time for people to fake care about mental health and shit",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "yup no one understands depression they think its all about bullying",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think the bigger surprise is that I now miraculously have balls",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "not anymore fucko",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "no",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I agree",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "this is not off-brand or crappy\n\nthis is **upgraded**",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I agree",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bitch better back off of my mans",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thought you were with u/FenniMan not u/FenniWoman",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He is still my man",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hell to the no",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I could tell that was your opinion the second I saw your user",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Y’all made a literal fennichild account",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All evolution and development in civilization has lead up to this very moment ",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's my time to shine",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "whaT",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The future is now, old man",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "oh no",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "fight me rn",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "1v1 me final destination no items fox only",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Goddammit u/ufoot",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Indeed",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "/u/sparkleswithin you are a very interesting person dude\n\nTell me more",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't tell too much more details or else it'll be way, WAY obvious who my main is. sorry buddy \n😘 x ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow I'll be awaiting for more of your insight then",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "u/ashe_quinn\n\n...\n\nerrm\n\n...\n\nremind me never to meet you irl",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I won't hurt you but damn blood looks fucking awesome! \nahh I can't help it",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "lol\n\nI can see where you're coming from\n\nI really liked the planet Crait in the new SW movie, purely because of the deep red and satisfying crystals under the thin salt crust",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "What the fuck is 6\n",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Heads or tails?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "both!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "lmao fr?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah for real",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I honestly don't know how I'd react. Like I met someone from the older teenagers discord by chance but like having someone come up to me super randomly sounds crazy",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't even know them like if I knew them it would be easier/less creepy I guess but it's just some random dude",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "such a power user",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look who's talking about being a power user",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "🙄\n\nI barely go to Reddit anymore ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Once a power user always a power user ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honestly, you're right. The stories still come and you remind sort of an urban myth lmao",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And everyone clapped ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And the guy he met? \n\nHis name was Albert Einstein ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "then he handed him a crisp 100% bill",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then his car went on fire because of karma",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And the little girl grew up to be Helen Keller. ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "it's true i was the mall",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No way",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Opposite of no way",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes Roadblock",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Never actually seen a picture of puurpledrank",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's rare",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Very",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "One time I got recognized at the airport for my iFunny features. And I only had like 150 subs on iFunny at the time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This guy was traveling with his girlfriend and said to her “sorry, babe, but this guy is like a celebrity.” before coming up to me. I enjoyed the attention.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "masturbate more",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "no",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "masturbate less",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "~~u/Heliophobia33~~\n\nDraw something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "i wish i could 😭😭😭😭\n\nalso maybe idk",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Girls or boys",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Girls cuz thicc thighs 😫🙏",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thicc thighs save lives",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Amen and amen",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You. \n\nI'm in your closet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That’s very hot \n\nBut I’m in the lounge",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "your wedding ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "me too thanks",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm waiting for that dude to come back and tell me his username",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "it was NSA-SURVELLIANCE",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oml he gon hunt me down with his witches and kill me",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "mr-megamanxX sex life",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oof",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "thanks i hate it",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ":( \n\ni put a lot of time into it",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Stripes on the car \n\nThat's dedication ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait you didnt know?\n\n\nIn Eastern Europe we have adidas cars",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait what happens at 17",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "ur 17",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I see ",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "hi am 17\n\ncan confirm I feel big\n\nbut also I am very sad\n\nwould not recommend",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "sounds great ",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "ur all muscle mass uM ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I have some F A T \n \nActually alot \n\nSo should I get rid of some? Hmm",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "THAT IS NORMAL\n\nand no ur ripped enough save some pussy for the rest of us",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This isn't even my final FORM",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "u/throwawaydadintosogs idk if u agree\n\nbut c'mon guys just because she's a girl doesn't mean you have to comment about her getting dick so stfu",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "thank u 💜",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "half of them dont even post the threads ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's because only 3 people post a confession sometimes",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "its probably u/heliophobia33",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "i wish",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "aw omg y'all said that simultaneously how cUTE",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I prefer this sub over r/teenagers",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "same here ",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "a qt gf",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "i'll be ur not qt gf 😘😘",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "wrong but ok",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "right but ok",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Emotional attachment",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "mood",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Probably the Google verification code bot ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "oof",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "u/nsa-surveillance",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "buttfucking won’t solve anything ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "that's what *you* think",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "the kids on here are creeps tbfh lmao",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I mean, most, but definitely not all. there are quite a few genuinely nice people here, but yeah a lot of them are gross and creepy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "checks flair ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "yes?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "https://i.imgur.com/yMrFPDf.jpg ",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "how can the mods be nazis if this subreddit is anarcho-communist 🤔",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That’s the problem",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Even me",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes even you :)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yay!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did you guys have sex ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "😏",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "i cant take if it was actually u or ur joking",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "haha yes",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ikr",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "did they walk into victoria's secret then to buy bras and lingerie together? 😍",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do u wanna do that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "yeah lets go shopping together u can pick out what i should wear for u i guess if u want that lol lololol",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "queefing",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "i should probably delete this comment",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "no ",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "u/fenniman and u/nsa-survelliance",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "match made in heaven",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You can only see the top 10, rest is too small I guess\n",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "https://strawpoll.com/zdy8wwez for all results\n\n\nyou can still vote btw",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What I’m not in it anymore ",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "what is this and why am I on it\n\nim scared",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You will find out soon enough >:D",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How would you solve the issue of inflation in Zimbabwe? ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "um\n\nyes? ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Interesting\n\nYou're quite the scholar ",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why do we exist?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "because ",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Good answer",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We are part of /r/teenagers history 😤 ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. We are MAKING OUR OWN HISTORY BOIS",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hope it stays around.\n\nIt's so cute",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Same",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "/u/valeria_sarana\n\n/u/thepoundsoflove\n\n/u/koolaidjammerz\n\n",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "/u/mwiatrak2077\n\n/u/olivvin\n\n/u/bishop-donjuan\n\n",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "/u/original_name_lul\n\n/u/sparkiye\n\n/u/wholesomereddituser",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you again",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ur family tree",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "*Hold X to slow down the bleeding*",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Danny DeVito",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This message has been approved ",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why am I not popular enough for creepy messages?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "😪",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'll PM you creepy messages\n\nhow about that",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "👀",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fricc I have an extensive collection I need to dig up",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "pls",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "@everyone 😩💕 ",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "not again",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "/u/faubaulaus hey I'm sorry for being annoying, can we be friends again? :)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y E S ",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "the girl reading this",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Gross",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "no u\n\nwait\n\nI'm bad at this whole friendship thing",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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