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_grant Hey Donna, lovely to see you on Twitter. | [
" bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life",
" : yaaay, you`re back .FINALLY!!! i love reading your tweets ;D. and you ;P",
"My palms are itchy. Doesn`t that mean something about coming into a great deal of money?",
"is wishing all of the mother`s out there a very Happy Mother`s Day!! Love ya!",
" Ooo showing of your French skills!! lol Things good over here. Lovely weather, so should be outside How`s u?",
" I love flock on ubuntu",
"My gut says to replace $$$ appliances instead of repair, but I want to be smart with $. When I try repair, replace was the right choice.",
"YAYAYYAYAYAY Toy Story 3 is coming out. June 18, 2010 though",
"happy mothers day. oh and no i havent read it yet, will do now",
" OMG that`s really good i want to see the photos! have a nice day",
" sounds like a plan.....yea excited now",
"And the Sun is shinning.........at last",
"Good morning, sunshine! I`mm gonna start my day wth some movies.",
" She must be able to tell we`re reprobates, despite your endorsement. She sounds pretty smart!",
" Interview! 177 views! 22 away from 200!! Thanx for reading ppl!! http://tiny.cc/GmKbT #mattmccoy",
"Happy Monday everyone! Loving the new arrangement in my family room"
] | [
"omg 44 tweets till 8k and only about 90 tweets difference btween b and comedyqueen",
"This is a status update to twitter from ICE Timestamp: Sun May 10 10:57:44 CEST 2009",
"So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day",
"yeahh those two times we`ve stood next to each other were special times...",
"I`m writing more fanfic.",
"Need To Go Shopping Boring Day T`day....Nothing To Dooo. College Tmro...How ****` Excitin` Wish Twitter Was Simplified For Me =] <3",
"lol i hope i find someone to give me one too! lol",
"Working on our baseball fundraiser Get 10% percent off Platium or Diamond wedding package if you let us know you saw us on Twitter!",
"I somehow miss you.",
"A girl in my big hair rock today, black velvet baby ? http://blip.fm/~5z50g",
"I wish I could get twitter to upload my background of M",
"Got 38 followers now!",
"Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL",
"Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me",
"you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??",
"No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot",
"hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs",
"I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?",
"Away to the cinema tweet later may the 4th be with you all x",
"If EVERYONE constantly retweeted that it would make it!",
"feeling any better hon?",
"dear michael sorce, you crack me up! sincerely, me",
"Photo: So I still havn�t hooked up my editing comp I know you guys miss my artwork, so I�ve decided to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1wetiq",
"Yes. when I was talking to you...",
"_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...",
"I could have! I had extra tickets. Plus we had two Twitter Giveaways We`ll get you next time.",
"I want him to call",
"I miss you sweetie!",
"Come hang out wif meeee",
"Hey Did you have a good weekend buddy?",
"i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"_rain i wanna see her hair hows everyone?",
"Gain an instant follower, just use the #**** tag in a tweet. WTF? Lesson learned, Summer of Todd to get a new *official* tag.",
"I really need to update this more.",
"Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!",
"I really should put up a pic, I guess.",
"cool its my P",
"_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family",
"@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.",
"if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment",
"OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is",
": woot please post a pic, I won`t recognize you without it",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - Patrick should come here and say hi!",
"I`ll be sure to",
"My eyes are starting to hurt. So late. But must reach 200 updates due to tweets sent to youuuu! Philippines tour, pleeease?",
"what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d",
"Clive it`s my birthday pat me http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6386106",
"Hate to break every1`s heart but confirmation jus came in that Austin & Sophia do NOT & never had a twitter another sad day!!",
"LAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY MONDAY !! Bank Holiday Nicole why haven`t u direct msged me yet ?!!!",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?",
"_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!",
"Just reached my Cellgroup leader`s house and he is surprised that I`m dry. Haha. - http://tweet.sg",
"freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezING **** im so excited to see you soooooooon!!! lets go see 17 again AGAIN yehhaaaaaaa!",
"On the train now. I forgot by charger that means no whoshere for me today till I get home haha! but I`d still tweet u guys! ****",
"pics arent working for me here on twitter",
", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT",
"_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages I envy u on that !!",
"Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.",
"i suppose this will be in the blog post, but could u email me who was there too",
"I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.",
"I just dyededed my hair",
"so i feel like **** for saying HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAYY.. i`m only a month late",
"As do I Leopold says hello.",
"I feel like I need to catch up on twitter haven`t done much of it this weekend!",
"@_JAYYTEE yea i knw",
"its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!",
"Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo",
"Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"I`m trying really hard not to hate you.",
"Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.",
"Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby",
"see I told you I`m updating my personal site with lots of goodies check them out as they come http://www.dennisgomez.com",
"That`s why i`ll be sticking to twitter clients.",
"LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference",
"after mad calls..txt..fb msgs my homie finally calls me back I was so worried..I think I care far 2 much..but if anything happened 2 them",
"Howz it going hun??",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"WTF? Twitter doesnt support messages from my phone -I wanted to be able to Twit while on vacay. Poo on you Twitter",
"im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3",
"- Sorry only just seen this - how strange it seems only to happen from my iPhone - perhaps it is a problem with Twitterific",
"Maybe JD can help you out there I don`t know though But I will ask!",
"I`m on msn now",
"i get a message that my account is suspended as far as i know i haven`t violated any terms contacting twitter now..",
"I don`t remember what i text to twitter to get a list of commands halp",
"Seeing lots of my FB friends are friending or becoming fans of Zoozoo (Voda`s new face after the pug). Even iLike",
"is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers",
"Just checked email and got a follower withb same name as me living in Oz. Welcome on board my alrer ego",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything.",
"morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way",
"I bet you received lots of hit from that tweet; at work i cannot, wish i could",
"Unfortunately for us it looks like there are NO funny people on twitter Should we move to FB or start our own...flitter",
"_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all",
"one of them is",
"i`ll miss y`all back... give my regards...",
"yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r",
"Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"You know, you can read almost all your Tweets as some sort of disgusting euphamism. It`s quite fun",
"Thanks! Fotoreportage coming soon",
"_soul i look forward to your new cd big fan",
"I need some cheering up",
"_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though",
"yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!",
"Just got out of work",
"in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?",
"This is not a happy tweet",
"_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision",
"evryone come here http://www.blogtv.com/People/GinaNicole2 were spamming so much and blogtv is glitching and it might work",
"has anyone else seen this? the DM notification email says 'reply on we web.' i am all for cool accents, but it`s weird online",
"need to cheer up!",
"just realized tonight`s Drake",
"@ amhzz... did u get an invite? I miss u",
"Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb",
"OMG SO srry to hear that",
"i just dyed my hair"
] | 63 |
Well that is nice. Loving the new Friends organiser too. | [
"Playin` didgeridoo in the living room and thinking about the world going by.... lovely life #fb",
"Good day all. Let`s see what we can get accomplished today together.",
" good to know PLN`s Earthday doesn`t only happen in my neck of the woods",
"and thanks, , fr. yr congratulatory gweetin`",
" http://twitpic.com/624qo - but a brown snake bit my duck named Elvis anyway ahaha Elvis is soo cutee!! And so is Nicho ...",
"_Jane14 okay well then now i don`t feel so bad lmao",
" and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!",
"Happy Mommy`s Dad Mommy watching the football Yay The Eagles Are WINNINGGGGG they better keep it up *sigh!",
" Hope you feel better soon little Magic Girl",
"using yahoo pipes to combine feeds - doable & reliable I guess",
"_Lovato Never been better thanks what are you up to?",
"LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!",
" Agfest? it was pretty awesome.. loads of people were there lol",
" love love love pot psycology. My Friday night treat",
" greaaat, do minee now pleaseeeeee",
" not really ;D nice pic . no but could u imagine those 2? ... i thought so"
] | [
"Heh. When I moved into my house Pius was having a pep rally, so there was cheering and a band.",
"I also believe in some things are meant to happen.",
"A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac",
"Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today",
"YAY!!! I think I found it and a few more",
"http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby",
"Making a birthday song to a special person!!",
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"Spending Mother`s Day with Mom.",
"http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night",
"Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less",
"was being sarcy as usual",
": Started using the branch",
"I need one more follower.",
"*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T",
"hello new maccy, welcome to your new home",
"OMG disco is PACKED!!!",
"you just got one more!!",
"With bff _chrissy22 glad she got that dog out of here lol my stomatch hurts",
"Who`ve u noticed now Kate ?",
"SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL",
"You know what they say about great minds...",
"_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol",
"Re: meetings, you were right. My afternoon has started to fill up",
"More to thank for #ff shouts and heaps more. Sry will be here all night i now realise",
"Joe just put a new bulb in my spotlight",
"I am so stoked on seeing you with the Jonas Brothers",
"feeling any better hon?",
"I got a Coach purse",
"My roommate has officially started packing",
"i`m playing left 4 dead with my friends gilbert and louie its so fun happy mothers day to all your moms! )",
"just realized i have 30 followers HEY GUYS",
"Gettin home frm hangin with Herman",
"WOW never seen him before , he`s bloody awesome , I think bcoz George won last year however could be bad for him x",
"Yeah, I think we`ve earned it!",
"looking forward to the show tonight. Can`t wait for ol mate to",
"Oh boy this is going to be a loooooong day",
"I am having the TIME of my LIFE",
"Bank holiday rock seems so fitting ? http://blip.fm/~5jg16",
"Why did I agree to work on this gorgeous day?",
"yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman",
", Heeeey dear! Finally found!",
"is going to our cabin soon",
"waiting for my friend to come over, so we can hang out!",
"this kitteh likes going in front... or behind... or to the side...of the box.",
"it`s called a telephone. I know it`s new technology, but it`s the way forward!",
"Be my guest !",
"my sole supporter is not my sole supporter",
"i bet they did some people have no ideia or standards have a lovely time the pair of you",
"yeah! i love this one and doesn`t really matter",
"meeting just in time that i�m trying to win something prize`s friday!",
"just got home, talk",
"say hi to dan and katherine and zachy",
"Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! realy, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]",
"awwwww would a virtual high five make it any better?",
"Room is clean, now it`s time for breakfast",
"need to cheer up!",
"OMG SO srry to hear that",
"Hey what`s up? My name is Caleb and I`m your newest follower!!!",
"following `cause ordered it",
"grats to aaron and christine",
"It`s the start of a new week with tons of new photos to take and edit Yay!!",
"I can hear it now...",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"we are going all out!",
"day started off bad but got better",
"i am letting you read this.......",
"u just got me real excited cause i thought teniece was on twitter...",
"actually, i like almost everything about my job right now. except the part where it`s not permanent",
"Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.",
"hubz company was organising ...i had to be there!",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"Is up, coffee in hand with laminate floor to lay then Footy to watch and play, living the dream",
"u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..",
"a great song by East Clubbers",
":visiting my friendster and facebook",
"http://pic.gd/63ef My college, My friends",
"OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle",
"I found out this morning too.",
"I looked up some differents stuff for mine, today.",
"wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky",
"it was ok after all. a couple of things made us late and stuff but after we got there we had a lot of fun.",
"my pic is back.. out of the blue..",
"best part of notting hill is on!! 'daft prick' haha love it.",
"it`s beeen onee year",
"I know. I was hoping to meet you tonite & I just found out a few min ago that we have a mutual friend Cuong H.",
"weather starting to be better So just SHINE **",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"just now i know how twitter exactly work",
"You`re welcome! How much longer until it`s colored in?",
"I think I just found my purse soulmate. But its not in my budget",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"I like to support my friends It`s sad that I`m your only friend though",
"coffee and gym... starting the day off right!!",
"hmmm i neeeddd foooddd nd is looking forward 2 playing with the puppy 2 day nd seeing lewishhh",
"Gah! Buddy K is a must hang with person right now I miss him. Along with Parker and McPhee.",
"Back from brunch. Hopefully I lured two more friends here.",
"so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.",
"i agree with the whole Hollie thing",
"the coffee is in the making!",
"hey! thanks for following how is it going?",
"I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.",
"got one because of my babygirl",
"oh yeah he IS! .. you should see him when he REALLY gets going! LOL .. doesn`t care WHO doesn`t like it heheheheh GREAT!",
"well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh",
"got ya - that wouldn`t be so bad tho right?",
"nice have fun....Although you cant not have fun lol",
"_x Who Else do you Loveee?",
"what`s good about working a double?...Jasmin",
"catching up on my tweets, I saw AC`s promo of your new blog before yours, I knew immediately it would be yours by the title",
"i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.",
"Just checked email and got a follower withb same name as me living in Oz. Welcome on board my alrer ego",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"#FollowFriday In honor of my web buddies who moved.",
"welcomes my nephew to the christian world.",
"That`s it. I`m hooked.",
"_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days"
] | 738 |
I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately? | [
"Sunburned from Venice and watching Fred Claus....Such excitement!!",
"I think Destiny has officially gone crazy... hahahaha",
"Perfect night. Best month of my life so far!! You my boo, ",
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the Mom`s out there, but especially to my wonderfuly Mommy",
"come on, leave Gretel alone now I liked her doing the #Logies",
" http://twitpic.com/416b7 - hey! nice pic",
"Happy Star Wars Day - May the Fourth be with you",
"Boy is all graduated! So proud of him!",
" A new baby? How exciting Congrats in advance",
" ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x",
"167 SQL queries to display one single deal page on OzBargain. Looks like I`ll have fun optimising it! Bad bad Drupal...",
"Morning everyone! Hope you have a great Sunday!!",
"Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!",
"Having Margaritas w/ mommie...what a great combo!",
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the mamas out there",
" Wow, that`s really sweet! I`m assuming this is blog-related. Thanks so much."
] | [
"My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck",
"Jonas and Demi, I miss you / NIIICK, in my soul, ASASGDYGYASDGY ?",
"Have hardly worked out in the last two weeks but am losing weight. Fear I`m losing muscle!! Just made doc. appt. for injured foot",
"ummm sooo yeh....its really hard to concentrate rite now wen i have this weird #lupus feeling goin thro my body",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"have a biiig headache.",
"Lookin for work via online, watchin ShayCarl`s latest vlog entry on youtube and textin a lady friend. My beds calling my name though..",
"I`m at Cobra, Mexican bird flu hub/**** bar, and hate when they play the 80`s mix. Oh ****, FREEZE FRAME",
"_jlh LOL That`s a special kind of magic, though! ;) And did you see the special on Discovery? They think Nessie died.",
"oh darn i`m not in london",
"Kisses! or its screwed. i`ll be a raggy old cat woman ha i`m pretty sure of it",
"if i wasnt workin in 5 hours id be gettin ratarsed to the point where i couldnt even see let alone stand up...THAT is how **** i feel",
"I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.",
"_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..",
"im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3",
"Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!",
"_Da_Realest hehe hell. I`m finna qet to drankin DAMNIT.",
"You`ll be waiting a loooong time",
"Just looked at the date...today the one year anniversary of my Grandmother...miss her mane um sad",
"ME! I wanted to go.",
"I really need to update this more.",
"grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.",
"Going to REtake my Softball photo because Patrick`s Studio is a piece of ****. Back here for chores. Some Friday, huh?",
"I wish the sun would shine. but it won`t",
"I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus",
"Feels very ucky today... I need more DEFENSE Vitamin Water because I don`t want to be sick no mores",
"stomach cramps; sat in bed with a hot water bottle having some hot milk & toast, i feel like a wi girl again :`) minus the stomach cramps",
"omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends",
"There`s like no one I ACTUALLY know on this shizz! Am dum diggin` it",
"yes! fb, ah i miss you",
"Margaritas with my Momo. I`ve missed her.",
"Im trying to move and get up but it just hurts to much...",
"are you not well?",
"finally home for once after a dope **** week",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2",
"was in Palawan a couple of days ago, i`ll try to post pictures tom.",
"Guess this is a 24-48 hour maintenance.. I`m so sad I miss my friends",
"I WANT A HUG!",
"OK Just a thought that occured to me...",
"'I don`t like Monday, i wish it were sunday, cause that`s my fun day.' that was my freaking jam when i was little. i miss it.",
"I can understand, pains been part of my life for a long time now I hope you feel a bit better soon.",
"I haven`t had a good homemade flour tortilla in ages.",
"I`m depressed ! I want to know you and kiss you all",
"Please read my blog http://amandallynn.blogspot.com/ I`m not having the best day",
"Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later",
"feeling sick. headache. bored. tireddd",
"I am so sad...",
"_1990 i kno i came in coz the sun kept going behind the clouds but now it has come back sat in my window now on the floor lol",
"Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....",
"i hate feeling like this about him i need a break away from everyone... as soon as exams are over i`m defo off to portsmouth for a bit",
"when you haven`t had one in over a week! that was a really mean joke he just played on me!",
"Home from Jack`s now, can`t say I`m too happy about that either",
"I`m really bored! My brother went to get his permit! Stay off the roads! Jk lol! It feels like all my friends have abandoned me! Except 1",
"Just wrote lyrics to my new song exciting!I slept on a full stomach again it`s the worst feeling waking up and still feeling full euggh",
"why are you sad?",
"is sitting in the marshall center w/Mina. Some1 must really not want me to go to the gym..this time i lost my wallet n w/no ID i cant go",
"I`ve totally been MIA, i know bad me",
"GAWD!. If only that dream actually happened last night....",
"_emily i wish i was there to hear that!",
"diiinner its sooo cold right here D:",
"I want to go to Peru this summer ahhhhhhh! Hopefully! Yesyesyes! I miss it over there!!!",
"did u try taco n mac n cheese pizza???? I`m so cravin it right now BUT all the good food makes me sick",
"i miss jack n box and whataburger and oooo taco cabanaaaaaa lmao",
"I`m on my way to see `17 Again`. I`ve wanted to see it for a looong time",
"In Seattle Washington....im SOOOOO hungry&i miss alaska",
"haha wats this about?",
"i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw",
"Currently 52� in Msla, not a cloud in the sky, no humidity, gonna get into the 80s today, and I`m...working.",
"I REALLY wish I was spoiled!",
"don`t say that - I really miss my red Porsche (sold it 2 yrs ago)",
"Morning...is anyone out there???",
"Sad. I don`t know what to do with my life. Everything I have done since the age of 16 has been towards healthcare and nursing",
"I have a headache, and it`s not going away.",
"hahahaha! i haven`t been out with my friends since sunday! i`m so lame",
"sick to my stomach.. and i have a headache.. i wish someone could come rub my temples.",
"I`m really full and I feel sick",
"Just lost my internet signal how will life go on",
"Maybe I was wrong, this week could have stayed good, but it didn`t",
"moving back home today. pro: obnoxiously closer to con: no more mpls runs/excursions for at least a year.",
"kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm",
"No phone call yett... Hrmm. Maybe a call from my end is in order? I`ll wait a bit longer, Prom nights are often `spuratic` moments.",
"just camee back from bowling, which i offiacial suck at",
"Come hang out wif meeee",
"Maybe you have, my memory sucks.",
"Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish",
"Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now",
"lost HIATUS noooooooooooooooooo D: back to school tomorow. back in 10TY ()",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"Goodbye **** in the city let me hurry and give mi cuz that paper work !!! Have 2 have summer in BK !!!",
"You`ll be missed!! Bring me back a keychain!",
"unfortunately I didn`t leave the house in time",
"Bummed out I am missing a rock climbing trip next week",
"I want to go with you ! But I`m tierd....",
"Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me",
"big sis moved out 2day its gna b weird without her! X",
"Me to, oh well maybe one day",
"Trying to find a foreign place in a foreign town i have being lost",
"_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon",
"Under sooooo much stress lately",
"On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...",
"I`m really getting sick ugh **** nursing homes! Laying in bed, might go run later, watch some more movies with Austin. Sara & Sami left",
"yea but that`s an old pic, she looks a lot different now...she turned into such a beautiful women I miss her A LOT!",
"chillin on break eatin some grub. pretty burnt out had an eventful day. wanting to go to the movies with Ian, not happening though.",
"*huggles* I don`t see all the replies right away, and my boss is hovering today. And I`m feeling pissy about life",
"_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)",
"my days been aight! been cleaning mostly! went to mcds to check for hader toy..no luck so i ate chickfila",
"I am NOT in the mood for a long car drive",
"We forgive you and we have missed you!",
"i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!",
"Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.",
"not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!",
"I wanna go, but I so freaking broke Have fun for me",
"The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )",
"No! Strange, each time we return I feel like I have come home and yet I have no Spanish blood that I know of....",
"In the emergency room with my cousin. She`s got mad flu and can`t walk or breathe. Why are hospitals always so cold?",
"is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there",
"Big Sugar = yet another `90`s bandwagon I was too late to get on. Next S&D BNL should reunite them (kind of like they did for the Odds).",
"_meaway I`m sorry hon I know how it feels though...I`m usually crazy but at a family gathering I`d probably hold back like that also"
] | 106 |
I should have posted this for the world Pinhole day I Love this picture. http://twitpic.com/4jb4d | [
"the play`s over, it was really good",
" Wish I could go. Gotta work.",
"It was my baby bros last time singing in front of his school im so so proud of him !!! but when did i get old im only 22!",
"good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on",
" xbox broke hope you enjoy playing 1 vs. 100. I was...looking forward to that.",
"Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...",
"made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ what a wonderful day.",
"Just saw Star Trek. I am not a hardcore fan or anything but it was really good! Get at it",
"Its a gorgeous day and I`m going to work allll day Just gotta keep telling myself its for NYC!!",
"time for bed.....got some learning to do tomorrow with an early start night night good people ****",
" you`ll be fine don`t worry ... good luck again",
"can`t wait to see `Transformers 2`.. C`me on, Shia! Yippiee!",
" Man it will be a sweep no worries",
"had a lovely breakfast with mum...yummy pancakes",
"Good morning to the world. Hope everyone is ok",
"I was glorious at 6.50 when I went outside, so why has it gone cold and cloudy now"
] | [
"I missed giving away a TTC code",
"trying to fix some weird query",
"Hahahaha! I didn`t know it said that, sheeeeittt! I don`t get why I can`t have a picture... bwaaaahhh",
"happy! did crepe, again!",
"when u get a chance can u post a video of tinkerbell saying peekaboo i kinda wana hear him say it",
"It`s because we`re right",
"Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks",
"ohh i would def give it 2 u but tht was kenyatta`s cam not mine sry but i want tht pic 2",
"you own a didgeridoo?!?!",
"says I miss plurking. http://plurk.com/p/wxion",
"Twitter is kinda confusing , but fun",
"i wud do but im at work srry ****",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"I`m such a chicken",
"http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin",
"_kimmeh Me too, I miss it. I, however, will #humpthestump for the rest of my life.",
"Lmao i know !! pleaseeee reply You got any replies yet? :L x",
"Please play in my movie",
"I`m thinking that you, me, , + should have it out over some vin in HK",
"I wish I could get my nails done stupid job",
"This is to all the people who have MySpaces: PLEASE ADD!!! http://wwww.myspace.com/fiftyfivethreads it`s my friend`s clothing line",
"http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home",
"for lack of having to go do my own hunt (lol) can you refresh my memory on which one is clue #2?",
"On the computer alllllllllllllllll day",
"I know that feeling.",
"i`ll wear mine too!",
"About 60 again todayy yayy!!!",
"lmao im stupid just felt like sayin tya� in my red caf vioce..nite ya`ll",
"i was at the outlets too",
"I did many things but missed tweeting",
"Aye, May the 4th be with you",
"I know anne and judy",
"Tell X to email me pics! OfficialShew",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp",
"http://twitpic.com/67l90 - girrrrrrrrlll i`m going to miss you so bad!!!!",
"absolutely! I have a 'his view' section on my site.. I know you`re busy but you are more than welcome to guest post",
"had a good day but im now skint again",
"http://tinyurl.com/cyonct vote for Rob",
"ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol",
"i was right about the wave off",
"you Wish that would have been your tweet after you followed me.",
"the rain bring back some memories",
"Aren`t randoms what it`s about?!!! I LOVE that it`s Star Wars day - I didn`t realise and I can`t believe it`s almost over!",
"no problem. i wasn`t really sure what i was doing. it was some application on the twibe page.",
"Thanks your my first lol",
"is a loser;) baha, dude! i`m gonna come & put those pictures on my myspace really quick!",
"Here are some that other tweeple recommend to me: www.audiomicro.com , http://tr.im/gWOy , http://tr.im/gWPx",
"Hey Did you have a good weekend buddy?",
"ahhh.. what about the others? like #hoppusday and etc? I`m such a spazz",
"Friday evening......what to do, what to do. I have to idea.",
"AHHHHHHH!!!!! its my 16th birthday And i cant belive i found out im seeing yous tonight Best present everr!!! <333333333",
"Hehehe I didn`t really know that! Well, use your blog or Twitter to suggest interesting topics for ppl to engage in",
"people ask a lot.. and plus i thought id contribute to a SYKES to the trending topics",
"Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?",
"I miss you too",
"http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time",
"haha i will remember that ****",
"is busy creating a new logo for my site",
"What am I doing atm? http://twitpic.com/4jmeh Oh yeah. Apple Juice I`m such a rebel!",
"Just getting an additional free day",
"headache wanna see my Julie",
"I`ve got jam! Oh yea.",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"http://www.eabeauty.net - The world of beauty and pretty girls I`m testing new version",
"nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy",
"Come hang out wif meeee",
"buy one of my shirts at http://www.districtlines.com/revertfashion you know you want to",
"Check and check! And yes, I did (and am)!",
"_kat why not?? ****",
"i DO THAT ALL THE TIME.. NO BIGGIE",
"_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!",
"if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment",
"Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto",
"I should be doing history.....",
"_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x",
"yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"oh yea mspacers my boy just hooked up my page it looks kewl at least i think so and it only took him 5 minutes www.myspace.com/missmickey",
"woot!! you go girl",
"Think I have sunstroke.",
"omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x",
"3 to go, and uploading photos to email would be ten tenenen tenen.. DONE",
"Feeling madly sorry for myself... - �I�M SECK D= Make me feel better I should be going to a fashion show... http://tumblr.com/xz31werch",
"I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.",
"lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl",
"says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj",
"I got a Coach purse",
"i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .",
"If I could only update my status in just one place....",
"is thinking today will be a longg day!",
"and to you too!!!!",
"tweet us a story X",
"possibly a carpenters number,topical.",
"ok i got you! Knight!",
"its looking like the magic",
"that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!",
"I miss nicc today.",
"I guessed right, like 25 minutes ago...do you even see your replies....lol",
"I miss you sweetie!",
"`answers on a postcard`?! What century are you in?",
"editing something in photoshoot NILEY",
"idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties",
"Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa",
"my myspace profile is OLLLD NEWSZ i need to editeditedittt",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"Is responding to an email.",
"http://twitpic.com/4jccd - and also these hi top Reeboks. cause i can",
"You`re welcome! How much longer until it`s colored in?",
"Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!",
"the sun is out, can you believe it",
"its my bday!!! I`m gettin older!",
"Wish you were doing one in San Francisco!",
"make a prank call for me",
"I just lost my favorite pen good thing I have a back up =D",
"this is how we do itttt",
"LoL!! I still would have got a look at his face just in case!!",
"if you can and know how, why not"
] | 65 |
you look sooooo pretty love. dang I wish I was in NY so I could c u do ur thang | [
"good night..have to get up so early tomorrow",
" I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone",
" So far everybody look good ! 1 more momma goat to kid this month! Hope she has them this week!!",
" #TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-",
" http://twitpic.com/4visl - WOW this looks incredible! wicked job on the butterflies! they`re fantastic!",
" I know you would be successful. And you`re just starting. You would do great in the coming years. Good luck to you",
"happy bank holiday monday twitter! bath time, spring clean, movie marathon , lazy day",
"Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore hahaha NEXT!",
" U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it",
"Aw! Tear! I feel special to da family. Haha thanks girls i love yal",
" hey!, which song was that? I would like to listen to it",
" I`m thinking the 'Chevrolet Doom' would be fitting for GM",
" cool np. It`s got me working on a series of designs.",
" Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!",
"thanks for the feedback everyone",
"Reading my book in the sunshine, goona be a good day"
] | [
"Howz it going hun??",
"um don`t u already have like NINE of my paintings?!?! jk, lemme come finish that 4 u",
"i started and fisnihsed gossip girl yesert=day",
"joe: 2.30pm Kevin pics up a new pair of pjs :`) PMSL i could have died!!! lmfaoo :`) I MISS MY BOYS",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"oh jealous. Though you`re missing the fried potato bread",
"@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots",
"How could you go to Cali without me??? I`m sad.",
"Thanks The elephants look magnificent This is what we miss due to stupid restrictions - 3G pleease and cheap!!",
"geez why do u have to be SO obvious?",
"awwwww snaaaap Jimmaaayy. You are the man with hookups. Too bad I`m so far away!!",
"let be me your first",
"i am letting you read this.......",
"O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!",
"Fail. If you fancy a pit stop and a cuppa you know where I am! lol",
"I really wish i would hear from josh",
"sorry missed your post earlier about Edinburgh. I am biased towards its awesomeness! Glad you enjoyed your visit",
"any chance at getting to see this? I can be there within an hour",
"crazy, we live in a small world, and now u live in covina huh? Thas where im @ but back to chino i goooo",
"idk if i could. it would cost me soo much there.",
"**i hate my hair hiss tee, I feel like I shuld hang out in the ghetto wid dis style",
"I put a real pic of myself up. I`m going to miss the avatar.",
"I am lost. Please help me find a good home.",
"ohi i would marry Travis Pastrana in a second... hes not that attractive, hes just the sweetest thing and what he does is attractive ;)ha",
"BORED. would love someone to talk to.",
"I can`t be mean without you.",
"haha Mon...Do you really want me too send it?",
"life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!",
"_go you sure ?",
"lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl",
"nnnaaa uhhhh playah! shawty aint got nun, maybe it was ur phone or mines but I wanted to hit me up when u left the studio",
"I thought I was going to see a pic of your clean car",
"you looked great for being sick yesterday! i`m sorry I didn`t really make an effort to say hi... I was preoccupied for a while",
"on my way to driver`s training",
"So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day",
"_Claire its sunny here I will send some over to you",
"and i want to let you know im here for vfc no matter what happens and yes i need a hug to bad i live in delaware",
"I don`t like my dress",
"your making me jealous now I want one! How long have u guys been married?",
"i really wanted to go to surfers today",
"oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight",
"uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win",
"Nice action shot: http://bit.ly/m8zfx I miss working a pole.",
"Almost dere really tired eyes r really dry",
"URGHHHHHHHHHH your makeing me cry",
"Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol",
"Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.",
"I feel like I haven`t talked to you in a really really long time.",
"blues for me please",
"so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back",
"Don`t tease me! I`m in desperate need of an adjustment.",
"At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks",
"_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny",
"I WANNA GO THERE, WHERE YOU GO. I WANNA FIND OUT WHAT YOU KNOW.. DAVID AND MILEYYYYYY! ??",
"argh! color me jealous! That rain I asked for the other day still hasn`t gone away",
"Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL",
"$#@! My nose stud fell out and I can`t find it Looks like I`ll have to head into Amsterdam today and get a new one",
"you`re alive!!!!!! Go w/ The Notebook...it`ll make you cry and stuff",
"_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!",
"Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )",
"As much as we would love that, it is hard to make ends meet up here ... with the job situations and all...",
"I just got my leavers do dress!!!!",
"love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx",
"_emily i wish i was there to hear that!",
"haha IE...it`s expensive!!!! Hm...let me message you later",
"i think i am a bit, in love with his creations and wit but not that physically attracted to him although he has great style",
"After many attempts, I can`t figure out how put a pic in the avatar. Tells me pic is too big. Frustrated trying.......sorry",
"Would love it if you guys toured here, really! Philippines tour?",
"really want to go to the nets",
"Jealous I wanted see that film",
". ... and now I wish I hadn`t",
"It looks as though I am sick little friends",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"Gods sake it isn`t even your birthday yet i need a cool job like that.",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"If I could only update my status in just one place....",
"well doesn`t that look fab, even if I do say so myself!",
"tierd.i just want to talk",
"Sigh... you know I am...",
"say a hi to me tom please please",
"ooh, work im afarid looking forward to a sunny weekeknd tho!!!",
"http://twitpic.com/2xjoc - can you paint me",
"i hate having the same hair for too long. i think i want super looong hair now",
"_amr i`m here haha",
"Oooh you just spoiled my teenage fantasy",
"OK Just a thought that occured to me...",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"mmm nandos is good (y) and topshop rules i am actually devastated that i cant come to to london show 'm8' bailed out",
"I need some DRANK & 'GRAPE KONTAKT' from my girlies lol SOOOO SERIOUS!",
"spring pictures today going to schoooool",
"I wanna be out in the sunshineeeeeee",
"ya could hit me up on aim or here cause i am mad bored nuttin 2 do",
"just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo",
"I really need to lose weight. Anybody wanna be my exercise-buddy?",
"missing my hobo/****/tramp way of life, and cooking for my mother on a saturday night MAMA I LUV U",
"Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!",
"aw were sad you had to leave tokyo. come back.please",
"Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks",
"From My Heart To Yours ? http://blip.fm/~5jo4w",
"FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home",
"Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!",
"oh noes I missed you again.",
"had a good day but im now skint again",
"to save my heart I think Imma let go! I can see myself getting hurt with you!",
"F...you very very much willkommen im Twitterland",
"im sure s`okay, ill save my $$ and before u know it weiss will be mine.",
"Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.",
"Just had my hair cut it looks like ****",
"that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.",
"I really need a job.",
"ahhhh.same here with Geometry, like i said b4, if i didn`t have it, i would be graduated!! so i feel ur pain hun!",
"I wish I was in dallas with the kiddnation family",
"just got back from rachael`s house",
"I was going to send you the photo by DM but can`t as you not following me...",
"is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on",
"http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?",
"Yay! At least I`ll get to see you next year! I`m sad, too.",
"wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair",
"Thanxx for following me",
"where have you been? LOL"
] | 514 |
To every mom, mommy and mother, Happy Mother`s Day Hope you all do something special and fun today. | [
"Enjoyed this week off work, back next week",
" I wanna play with you tonight *pout, pout side face*",
" hay naku!!madaya ka talaga ah hehe ..hey happy mothers day to your mom nga pala and to your mom also",
" MCM is still my next main event. I`ll be happy to get back running soon. Still run-less for 10 days.",
"Thinks FML should changed to LML (love my life)",
" Good night Erin! i wouldn`t say that this is early or that you are old.",
"Thank you all new, first time Japa Dog customers! Twitter spreads the word! We like new customers",
"_Luck13 they are SO cute",
"going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.",
" hahaha I didn`t even notice the name - LICE",
"Where can I get nice food for Mam down the Bay that a) is likely to have room for 3 tonight and b) isn`t the mingin` burger kitchen",
"Employee orientation for serco yayy.. I`m excited/nervous!!!! Wish me luck!",
" cute Time for a twitpic ;)",
"happy 1 year! <3",
"looking at this website!! should be working!!",
"just put the brats to bed, now im chillin with noodle"
] | [
"Wish I didn`t have to work today.",
"And gadget show today Can today be any better?",
"Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often",
"You guys didn`t call or come over Did we do something?! Def. give us a call tomorrow and hang out with us chick!!",
"my b day is on may 13 but my party is on this sat come you gays",
"i`m pretty bored/tried. my mom is going to be home in an hour. is fixing to leave. aww... she`s going to texas for a month..",
"I will later today since I have a planning for today",
"So sad. Your mom must be very shaken up. Peace and strength to her and the dear family that lost their little girl",
"Son`s 15th Birthday this weekend.Taking him out for a Mexican meal and a major game buying spree.I miss the Lego days",
"- You can do yiiiit! Night",
"& to you matey",
"OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?",
"Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55",
"Grand Indonesia with mom n sisters...",
"watchin what a girl wants with mom and brittany..",
"better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!",
"My birthday is now over.",
"its my bday!!! I`m gettin older!",
"i need some serious cheering up",
"lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'",
"Epsilon Greater than Zero misses her Mommy. http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/5626035",
"got ya - that wouldn`t be so bad tho right?",
"playing sudoku while mommy makes me breakfast & lunch",
"my birthday is in 2 days",
"what? you thought I did it all for mom of the year award? nope, tad bit more selfish than that:",
"hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.",
"is having a profitable day! Looking forward to Sunday...gonna be a great day -- sad, too, because it`s the 5th graders last day!",
"Good night all Even though it`s morning for most of you lol",
"May the 4th be with you #starwarsday (via )",
"yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx",
"Yey! holiday Monday in Uk today ... have a chilled day",
"Why did I agree to work on this gorgeous day?",
"your picture makes me thristy EVERYDAY!",
"I am with you. -#FollowFriday is easy enough for those who are annoyed by it. I recommend relatively few people anyway.",
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife`s tummy hurts. Just. Great.",
"Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl",
"its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone",
"sunny day, sunny outlook",
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",
"it doesn`t feel like a friday",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too",
"so bored Gonna go to the Carnival and get an all day pass tomorrow. Excited for that, but very bored today.",
"It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early",
"Got a day of painting",
"_Charlotte We should! There will be another thrown I`m sure but this one will be with my American family",
"already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D",
"watching 'Look for a Star' with mom again lub ah C hehe",
"Allergies sun is out, wearing shorts. Stuck with my advisory the whole day.... This should be boring. Except fun. If people make it fun?",
"Having first beer in over 8 days what has happened to me and Im only having it cause Miss 8 wanted to get me one for mothers day.",
"Good Morning Everyone. !.!. Time for work",
"Fml! Ughhhhhhhhh, im not going anwhere today just sit in the bedroom I share with my mother and cry!",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"hey Bow when yu comin baxx 2 thaa 614 we miss yu hun ...614 all day!!",
"wow! party! my new life! it is awesome! no more girlfriends they just create tons of drama! babes at a party is the way to go! just w ...",
"Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!",
"**** the day flies when u got 3647 things to do and only 8 hours to do it in!!",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh",
"off to work for the day",
"we are going all out!",
"Haha! just overheard on the us. 3 yrold to mom 'mom, I think I should learn to read today'",
"_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0",
"there will be a session of #MoMoTLV at #iva09",
"this is how we do itttt",
"Going to see my grandad today <3",
"Up at 6am on Sunday... Going to meet my mom for breakfast at the beach!",
"im depressed on this pretty day Everyone either is doing something or CAN`T...bleh -.-",
"and to you too!!!!",
"dont depress me I have the mother-in-law staying the weekend. Someone else to wait on other than the kids!",
"early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess",
"It`s gonna be hot here today too. today is Ryan`s last day of pre-k. I can`t believe it! I`ve been a SAHM since I had him!",
"And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p",
"is celebrating her 21st birthday",
"finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my",
"yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x",
"Starting out bday bash with a Blue Moon - Photo: http://bkite.com/07k6X",
"i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate mother`s day.",
"TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD",
"Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling",
"something we all need sometime",
"woot!! you go girl",
"hey you! Did you get my present this morning? Hope u liked it?",
"But now talking about today, Oh my GODNESS! Problems, problems, problems. about love, money, math, parents.....that`s enough, isn`****?",
"i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak",
"_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun",
"going to the beach today",
"At work at the mo and it`s so sunny here today Off to see a band tonight!!",
"_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!",
"wtf come i need this day to go by",
"Good Evening Terri! Have missed you lately, hope life is being good to you. Have a wonderful evening !",
"Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday",
"kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today",
"lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!",
"- yay for getting errands done! oh, an assortment of out-of-my-control things. topped off w/ a **** race, haha",
"off to friendss for theree birthdayy. X",
"Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...",
"lol What are your plans for today (or should I say tomorrow) then ?",
"Aww what a sunny day! Tasty barbeque with the family (: Got bad sunburn though",
"last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!",
"its just one of those days....",
"Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast",
"Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x",
"thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law",
"Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love",
"WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.",
"- God i`m up early. Hayley still asleep but today is party day so i`m getting stuff ready. x",
"Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday",
"NEW STRIPEY TOP DAY!",
"morning all....beautiful day...best go enjoy some sunshine before i have to go to work...unfortunately",
"Wow, you mom has a lot of energy. I`m getting tired just reading your tweet and ur living it.",
"Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound",
"waiting for my mom to get home",
"based on the similarity between 'May the 4th be with you' and 'May the force be with you' today it`s the 'Star Wars Day'",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon",
"a chilled day party tomorrow.",
"My car is home. Yay! $613.22 Boo! I`m paying my mom in installments. I gave her $200 today. I so need to win the lottery. :\\"
] | 150 |
is soo in love with beyonce`s song 'smash into you' | [
" that was a really good interview to read, really enjoyed it x",
"really wanted to go to that gig tonight",
"Happy Mothers Day to all the Mommys.",
" Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great",
"Congrats to Dave & Anna! Surprise proposal at the Enzian Theater in Orlando http://qik.com/video/1638824",
" wow 41,000 now....your really kickin` Carey`s butt with this competition! See you both very soon!",
"_devi thankyou. i wont but you know",
" YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.",
" haha cute. ps thanks for the reply made my day haha",
"Now I KNOW my shares are up...have 7 followers...wonderful! The sun is now shining brightly in `darkest Africa`...",
" i like yours too i enjoy your photography. =]",
" it means that you are now FAMOUS. Congrats!",
"is Chillin`, listening to Tunes",
"correction...a hot coco in my NKOTB cup what a sweety!!!!",
"_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain",
"JONAS rocked tonight! going to bed after I write a lil bit... Night and bless all"
] | [
"I don`t want her to leave..",
"the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding",
"- Yes, you are addicted - half my twitter friend updates are yours",
"moshing to fall out boy, and confetti bears are falling from the sky",
"LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!",
"wants the tickets for the concert",
"yea tre hood claim thats atl theme song which it aint!! lol but its a youtube vid. that i posted yesterday",
"listening to Demi Lovato FINISHED MY NEW SONG!",
"- I did see it...looks so retro! I wouldn`t say no to rerecordings...fans LOVED Given One Change. You have CS Fans!",
"Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!",
"Just wrote lyrics to my new song exciting!I slept on a full stomach again it`s the worst feeling waking up and still feeling full euggh",
"_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion",
"my baby`s off on his adventure. 14.5 hours in the car up to Lake Ann Mi. I admit it. I cried a little when the truck pulled out...",
"actually, my friend gave me the files today! lol but those are all CDA files... do u know how to convert them to MP3?",
"Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?",
"It means 'luv ya' in Zulu/Xhosa. Probably spelt it wrong lol. Can`t b creative 2day ...tired so translated",
"live chat soooon most likely.",
"I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture",
"what`s going on ?",
"If I`m up with Brooklyn when I`m suppose to sleep in...I`ll call you @ LadyBug602",
"got one because of my babygirl",
"okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night",
"Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams",
"Playing d.j in Ray`s ride! On our way to have some delish sushi",
"Joe`s version is pretty but it`s a sleeper. Shouldn`t be played at 1am.",
"Having a cup of tea",
"sadly awake. wondering about contact info for all of the fun folks I hung out with at the shop. YAY 23b!!! Miss you guys",
"Is ahhh, ching chong wing wong ping pong ding dong!",
"Can I get some gd news for gods sake",
"still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important",
"yes2 bgt! if everything goes well i`ll catch their reunion concert",
"_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.",
"yeah just told Stanley its the only time I want to slap girls icky **** encoraging bad behavior",
"Recording an acoustic track! For you sexy kids!",
"to save my heart I think Imma let go! I can see myself getting hurt with you!",
"- That Jasper clip is my first 'favorite' Twitter message.",
"aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here",
"Hey hey get tickets to ALL TIME LOW when they`re in Aussie kay. www.myspace.com/destroyalllines Yup. Go there get tickets",
"i got talent too u nvr hear me sing or dance them does call me Mini Breezy",
"Sitting in Mrs. Martins class, youtube is being stupid. and i REALLY want a popsicle!!! jealous of Sara",
"aww :/ kk I need to do a huge shopping trip at joshstore to get you also a joshmobile.. pft.",
"zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt",
"Watching a movie with sam",
"Shhhweeeet-jay-z, bros back from from prom",
"rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((",
"i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!",
"is on the radio",
"OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle",
"Pictures of Cassie from the Crawfish Boil make me smile real big Also, my desktop is still fail. Ultimate fail. It hates me.",
"and if i lived in usa i would gotto 2 go to 106 park ma aunty lives in NYC the bronx GRRR",
"Hahaha yes dey dooo, BOSTON Legal tha fat old man is funny, tha one that was naked ina pink gown Lol",
"one of the estate agents next door just caught me singing along to wham",
"Yep, that B-Day kiss is gonna happen, right",
"are you in need of another kiss attack??",
"success! after much grumbling abt how we always waste money on useless gifts, mum sees the ipod nano and loves it",
"#liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women)",
"_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!",
"at dancing...waiting for my turn hope i get my newww cd with the funky reel music todayy!!!",
"oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme",
"Just got back from the karaoke bar in the metreon!!! Watching millionaire matchmaker",
"OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol",
"is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)",
"given the way kunal khemu etc. starrers turn out..there is a high probability of it being `****` rather than `niche`!",
"Dude, you could totally get that then sell it to some Denton musician and profit",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!",
"Tell Brad I said hi! Drink and sing for me and Morgan.",
"it shocked D & I, too! Puts things in a whole new, empowering, light... now doesn`****?",
"I am watching Blood + on veoh episode 19 love the music.wishing i could watch the live action but not old enough",
"aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered",
"http://bit.ly/qiPUU Jon 4 Lakers Video Blackberry",
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess",
"Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7",
"&&the night continues! w/ my fav mazie; kristina; ericka && robin!",
"Polaroid film today?! I hope so. Green tea = Yum. I got a 8/9 on my appearance for my 'job' interview. Too much cleavage?",
"My knee **** hurts man Haylee doesn`t even care, GET ME MORE MILKSHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE IT!",
"omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends",
"...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"http://twitpic.com/2xjoc - can you paint me",
"Take me with u eric",
"I think I just found my purse soulmate. But its not in my budget",
"[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women) http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct",
"Do you have a facebook page? If not I`ll email you pictures of my bangs. If you don`t like them I`ll blame the kitties.",
"just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous",
"watching chicago. honeyyyy im with you I miss me some hey arnold! and wild thornberrys",
"In Drivers Ed then dance.",
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"_reznor Trent don`t get mad at me but I keep thinking you`re pretending to be engaged for some reason",
"my stomach is bleh!",
"I`m currently into Emarosa. Their new album is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Haha",
"_03 He`ll know Tupac lyrics too!",
"_tina @_adriii guys i am literally going to sydney in the june/july hols. can we meet? i wanna try one of those lindt cafes!",
"yeah unfortuantley Sam hanks **** bowl that he like rolled along the floor got me out grr",
"Ratings Army Wives teary; Criminal Minds Yikes! Criminal Intent takes all sorts. real life news horrifying ok me for bed nite all",
"blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost",
"hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!",
"I`m really getting sick ugh **** nursing homes! Laying in bed, might go run later, watch some more movies with Austin. Sara & Sami left",
"where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed",
"hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?",
"sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!",
"Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby",
"oh.. tnx for following cass.",
"nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"Playing see you again-miley cyrus in the shop",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"you do realize tom fletcher from mcfly JUST posted basically the same thing!! TWINS!",
"So its Superstar Sunday? is one superstar I know #sunday",
"it`s Under a Honeymoon by The Good Life",
"nnnaaa uhhhh playah! shawty aint got nun, maybe it was ur phone or mines but I wanted to hit me up when u left the studio",
"Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi",
"wishing i was there, so you should go in my place. #brandwkshop http://tr.im/mOXL i see they`ve got scott bedbury and more.. poor me",
"SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY",
"got the txt - holla when ya need me",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..",
"michelle is a hot mama with chichis grande",
"- Try this one",
"u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha.."
] | 640 |
Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours, | [
" Were you able to watch it online?! I hope you were! And yeah, Belinda Jensen was really good",
" no worries, good news are good to spread",
" wow is a good idea... but the b-day was yesterday and I already took him a present! Thank you anyway!!!",
"HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to my Mom, and every Mom everywhere. Off for a stroll at the Beaches later--hopefully...",
" yes i love manchester orchestra,and sigur ross. all the other bands ive never heard of but ill give them a listen. thanks",
"_yeah - I know the feeling... Good morning mate!",
"I would appreciate it if you would. I am a big Tim Kaul fan ya know",
"Another nice day again! Working in Goderich today so I can walk & enjoy the weather",
" Thank you soooo much!!! Bella",
" Haha, yeah. It was here and there before but now it`s constant",
"Happy Baby Mommas Day!! to all the>> MOMMAS<< on Twitterville",
" bless her lil socks... think they need to rethink the age thing me",
" it`s best if i check it while it IS up. when it`s down, i can`t really see anything",
" I LOVE music!!! I like almost everything!!",
"Happy Mother`s Day Mommies",
"Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds."
] | [
"bed. with stomach ache",
"I am so bored. My homework is done for my master`s program and It`s Friday nite wit nutin to do.",
"trying to learn for my oral exam, but I`m too distracted",
"Horrid dream. I suspect I will have to cancel my plans tonight...",
"I am in so much pain I really don`t feel too good. Couldn`t eat my dinner",
"I`m sleeping on the wooden couch tonight!",
"Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL",
"I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?",
"Not feeling all that well today",
"waiting to go to 4th period to get the final over with. omgg im sooo gonna fail",
"save me--i feel like i`m going crazy. ? http://blip.fm/~5z193",
"im missin out on all the fun aww *cryin* lol",
"OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!",
"I hate dreaming that your at some awesome party and you wake up at home, there was jager at the party too",
"Plans were taking flight to go out tonight but they`re now sinking in the Hudson since I have to work in he morning. Stupid bird strike.",
"waiting to go to the movies later for my 6th month. booored.",
"Can`t sleep!!! People keep textin me!!!",
"Night all!! i`m trying to get to bed early for once...well as early as 1:40 can be for a normal person...",
"Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark",
"wow... you`re doing this all through text? I would get tired after a while",
"**** the day flies when u got 3647 things to do and only 8 hours to do it in!!",
"... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug",
"omg i am in so much pain ouchies",
"Feet hurt...finally in bed...will not forget this crunch when it`s over...very very productive day today though",
"me too she better be back soon! dude, this is my typical bedtime. but look who is talking! what are YOU doing up so late?",
"in 7-11 w/o you",
"sadd.. last night in fl.. going back to AR tomorrow",
"*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow",
"_beery Yeah little rough this morning but more tonight, and tomorrow night if all goes as planned. Caloric intake off the charts",
"Have you been going to the Trop for the last 5 years? No more games for you!",
"got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.",
"To cap things off, the lower part of my back really hurts.",
"absolutley gutted i am this ill when a) it`s this sunny outside and b) i have **** loads of revision to do for my c) exam on tuesday",
"Went to pole class. Feeling discouraged. I am hopeless when it cones to dancing or sexy moves or spreading my legs.",
"no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.",
"I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...",
"Recovering from a lovely but slightly stressful weekend in France",
"Had nicotine replacement patch on for 4 hours. So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now",
"Off to bed. Only one more day left at school before i get to go on holidays. Yay!! Finally. I am getting sick of school... LOL!",
"Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon",
"...Yawn is it that time already!",
"is bored hehehe i hate IPT",
"wished didnt spend money last night",
"Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun",
"Off to work I go",
"addin to that last comment, was spose to be going to see the jonas brothers 3D movie, but guess what i couldnt go aswell cos im sick",
"signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work",
"rofl. room is too small to dance",
"I think my phone has officially bit the dust.",
"Eating pringles at nearly 1 AM really reminds me of touring with the Jonas Brothers (don`t ask).......I miss that so much....",
"Done With Exams...Now Focusing on Summer School...DAYUUMM Life`s Hard",
"then stop staying out all night",
"my brain has become a converter ed. i`ve been converting into LM for the past 2 yrs. every 5 mins of every single day",
"Blah. So i registered to coach this summer and eh the tourney starts July 6th. My vacation 7/15-28th. Fk my life, haha",
"has work to go to.",
"a night alone with my piano...and a pro tools session... ill take that ANYTIME.",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"http://twitpic.com/672s3 - What I woke up to this morning...I didn`t want to leave bed.",
"Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog",
"perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning",
"I wanna go to the extra show really bad",
"gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all",
"I hate that I am so stinkin tired everyday! It`s so hard to get up...I thought I was supposed to start getting energy back now.",
"Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!",
"Yeah I just accepted UBC`s offer last night, but I dunno if I`ll still make it in because I`ve been slacking off a lot lately.",
"checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.",
"makin tea an its stressin me out",
"im away from the comp.... ill be back later",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"Never made it to the gym so will be doing my blowout sans thong wearing company. Phew! But bummer on missing workout",
"is freaking exhausted...need to go to bed....gotta get up early YUCK....HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL YOU MOMMIES OUT THERE",
"Have been rolling on the bed for the past 2 hours ... Still unable to sleep",
"well then close your pretty eyes and count boring sheep you`ll be sleeping in no time",
"Got really sick today text me later. Nap time",
"Feeling madly sorry for myself... - �I�M SECK D= Make me feel better I should be going to a fashion show... http://tumblr.com/xz31werch",
"Im going in now, it looks like the sun has gone",
"hey, got your text sms. i plan on maybe just catching a flick tonight. last night was a wee bit too much for me",
"wants to go home.",
"Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog",
"still feeling BLAH. gave a biiiiig dose of insulin that i needed about 24 hours ago. Now I`m off to take my last exam of my junior year.",
"Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday",
"Lunch sucked ran out of time didn`t get anything done",
"Not made it to work couldn`t get up feelin blurgh",
"AHhh FCUKKK...i missed out AGAIN You must fill me in with the deetZ...see you tonight?!?!!",
"Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X",
"Work day 7 of 7,",
"My stomach hurts so bad",
"Is going to be off line for the rest of the day. Made some progress on a game over the weekend. you may not like me again.",
"I wish I was! well, for the past hour I have been. But before that I was in bed. Proper migraine!",
"what the hell am i doing awake this early,",
"Officially drugged up and taking a nap. Allergies ain`t no joke. Never had them this bad since two days ago.",
"feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!",
"I give in to easily",
"still no eat. still in office. and now i get sick throat 3 days before i leave for an air condition throat killing tour bus",
"boring. i wanna go for taekwando",
"is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.",
"Disappointment really sucks! I`m getting used to it.",
"**** i wanna see the rest!! i only saw like 30 minutes",
"early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess",
"my day is starting at 2:38pm. woops work in less than 3 hours...",
"Taking a nap after work=no sleep right now. The nap felt soooo good but now it seems like a bad idea",
"Hello everybody! I`m back on the job, back from the children camp (someone had to look after my sis` pupils)... and totally exhausted",
"jus woke up, late runnin to work have students to train!",
"I`ve totally been MIA, i know bad me",
"i hate feeling like this about him i need a break away from everyone... as soon as exams are over i`m defo off to portsmouth for a bit",
"_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb",
"WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP WITH THE SOUND OF THE RAIN",
"can`t sleep... havent finish my homework **** IT !",
"Phew long day and i havent gotten to work yet",
"oops, me and my drunken stupor lol. Ima check it out",
"I`m sad that I missed you guys last night!",
"On a 10min brake. At wrrkk ... its 11:06 and its over at. 11:16",
"Watching 5 children and it. i really should be studying. I`ll start soon :[",
"my house is so sad looking without all of the furniture, air mattressing it for 2 nights and then I`m officially moved from Knoxville.",
"Ugggh school is so boring! I cant wait for this year to be over. So stressed -.= i shoulda stayed home today....",
"ok, son in bath, so gonna see if I can find some quick quotes. Gonna miss ya`ll this weekend. I`m already gettin sad",
"I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day",
"im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.",
"SF felt WAY too intense for me tonight. Hope that doesn`t keep up. Upset with myself for not hanging with and pearl",
"left the inn now im at school. dang its straight up dead here!! [<3Hannah]"
] | 498 |
I think Steph will enjoy her first Mother`s Day tomorrow. | [
"i`m awake, too early for my liking on a sunday...but i`m looking at my pictures last night was bloody awesome, there are no words...",
" Up is out? I didn`t get the memo It looks amazing.",
" Thank you! One day at a time, right?",
" Because pop culture is beautiful. Also, you can`t pull weeds wrong. I promise. You can practice on my yard if you are nervous",
"says again.. happy mothers day to all your moms http://plurk.com/p/svdsh",
" noboby`s behind. I think I lead with $14,8 so far",
" really good, but it`s definitely not a 12`s. So many people getting burned alive",
"just woke up and feeling real good cause of krispy kreme. I WANT ME SOME DOUGHNUTS",
" Too easy! Happy Mother`s Day, to a great mom!",
" Thanks for finding me! Have a wonderful evening!",
"http://bit.ly/sJDLp - Great Song! Cobra Starship Feat. Leighton Meester",
" Cool Sound!! Luv 'Drama', 'Love Game' doesn`t work on ur myspace... Wish Good Luck!! XoXo from Spain",
"happy mothers day to all those special moms out there.... i luv u mommy!!",
"On the monday, so i wont be able to be with you! i love you",
"caught up on emails for my research project. yay for labels and search in #gmail. much easier",
" Hey - Thank you!x and You`re Welcome! Must say - I love to travel and where are you at the moment?!x"
] | [
"i think she`ll pull through.",
"_McKay2009 sadly no, sitting inside as mobile signal won`t work in the garden I`ll be opening the wine at bang on 5pm though!",
"home! day scale from one to ten is an 8 **** i feel old compare to him, haha so cute.",
"I don`t wanna work a 10-hour shift today! I`d rather whisper sweet-nothings into the earpiece of a lady friend`s cellphone.",
"making mashed potatoes, and vegies to go with `s t-bone steak for when he gets home",
"another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!",
"ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now",
"That little girl holly! find some time! Aw, she`ll get loads of votes now I bet!",
"Oh, time to eat and make conversation with the domestic partner.",
"Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there",
"ooh, work im afarid looking forward to a sunny weekeknd tho!!!",
"is tired but happy the orphanage was wow.. and babysitting was really fun",
"Running errands with my little man. Maybe he won`t act like a 3 year old today.",
"_Watson I can`t this weekend, sorry And Steph is working.",
"Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it",
"would like june the nineteenth to hurry it self up, as she is waiting very impatiently to see wes carr",
"Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest",
"Oh girl, get that baby going to bed at 7pm!",
"My pleasure. Hear Kelli has new project! #followfriday",
"today will be productive: gym now....lots and lots of writing later",
"_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...",
"- I`m really thinking about staying till tomorrow .. I have to be back in Philly 2nite, but I wanna stay so bad.",
"Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq",
"I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.",
"feelin` somewhat down; ugh, i don`t want to have an exam! oh well... 5 days baby!",
"morning Alex hope you will be tweeting lots today as we do miss you when you aren`t on here ****",
"Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot",
"says gots my mom a digital picture frame bout to scan pics of her wedding n all that mushy stuff http://plurk.com/p/su3eq",
"poker night instead of kate voegele.... i guess it`ll do....",
"Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me",
"blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost",
"Okay I lied! I meant this time next week! That is sooo much longer!! I miss my mommy...",
"_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun",
"My knee **** hurts man Haylee doesn`t even care, GET ME MORE MILKSHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE IT!",
"_soch hah nooo she is the obly one that can AUMFFF i hate nick because he is datin miley",
"Omg i`m going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3",
"doesn`t get to see her fav5 today like planned",
"The first thing she said means 'Your new album is really good' and the second thing, 'Don`****`s broken'. I am Persian!",
"Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today",
"_Whincop too complex and too much to consider on a day like today. Monday off. My brain is back tomorrow",
"aw her latest ' selenagomezLast day of shooting... Goodbye Canada. '",
"Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry",
"Have ordered the cuuutest invitations for my new niece�s Christening, and they just arrived back in SA. Sorry that I wont make it myself",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"oh no noisy family who live next door are back from holiday there goes my peace and quiet",
"ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa",
"well...gotta grab at least an hour and a half sleep before the girl`s get up for school...gawd the life of multi-taskin` night/mornin`",
"'Her`s before mine' hon. It`s one of few rules I do NOT break, under ANY circumstances.",
"I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!",
"aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.",
"what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21",
"not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool",
"Nite Tweeple. Tomorrow will be day 25 at work.",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!",
"left. so sad. waiting for mom to come home. want to have papa johns for dinner.",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.",
"yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho",
"http://twitpic.com/676hv - R.I.P Fristy just thinking abt her",
"awww! you like anne curtis too tho rite?? it`s her soap thats gonna replace it!",
"cry baby. janes joplin what is this? munsay music. but i dont know wich **** day i am today",
"is really sad about her nephew but keeping busy sorting out items for BWM! http://bit.ly/N9tsM",
"wanna b marie antoinette, cos she had perfect hairdo, fab clothes, n tons of macarons. Crappy day",
"http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home",
"......when I find chays keys im gonna clean my room up tomorrow. They`ll pop up",
"Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was rubbish and Ive been doing housework",
"http://twitpic.com/61ov1 - i ahte stress, its supposed to be friday! it makes me wanna cry",
"LOOOOL chips and ketchup ya waili 3alaiiik! Let`s have some fish fingers I`m not too sure about baked beans though.",
"on the way to kuya jordan`s house for an O`s sleepover !",
"meeting just in time that i�m trying to win something prize`s friday!",
"@ Cleaning the house! going out at 3 to see a soccergame with friends",
"_west one day the hubs and I WILL take one of those. There`s actually a missions cruise that we want to go on. It has music too.",
"yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday",
"is getting baptized tomorrow and is a college graduate. Busy weekend!",
"i`m afraid im def. a product of the NRI Karan Johar generation- I`ve been watching a lot of classics this semester",
"had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say",
"I totally want some white chocolate macadamia cookies from Mrs. Fields but the mall is soooo far away. Bleh i think I`ll make my own",
"Hi SweetiePie!! It`s Friday night and I`m .... missing my sidekick & his slippers. It`s just not Friday night w/o him.",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans",
"Starting out bday bash with a Blue Moon - Photo: http://bkite.com/07k6X",
"- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm",
"and egg whites, with 7 grain toast. YUP!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wrxq - whens your little gingg getting twitter ? from g + j",
"Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly",
"last day of school and last concert of my life.. wow.. can you say emotional? im really gonna miss mhs.. had graduation practice today..",
"Potluck for danielle taking veggie tray. I will miss her",
"Got into the show early. Jackson`s chillen. Lil shorty",
"Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Is listening to P!nk tunage and trying to teach my cat to dance to it... I think she`s getting it we can be backing dancers by next tour",
"Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s",
"Feet hurt...finally in bed...will not forget this crunch when it`s over...very very productive day today though",
"ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U",
"uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win",
"Need To Go Shopping Boring Day T`day....Nothing To Dooo. College Tmro...How ****` Excitin` Wish Twitter Was Simplified For Me =] <3",
"Said The Whale & Mother Mother? OK!",
"_Rosie it was my name until yesterday",
"she is that`s why she never speaks to me in college i think .....i might just stick to unzela...if hashim dosnt shoot me",
"wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"Star Warz day? Really..that is a hot topic? Man..oh man.. I`m just waiting for Star Trek!",
"Miley Stevens - Waterhouse is at Jhy`s house http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6402509",
"man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma",
"@_erica /hugs those are the worst. Mine used to be really bad on the first day..sometimes can`t even get out of bed.",
"SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH",
"My #followillfriday sucks because while I was teaching people how to be nice, you **** were drooling over Notion",
"aw. wasn`**** sad?! give ginger a little pat on the head for me! mwah!",
"Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then",
"Sometimes i feel pathetic going to bed so early. Oh well. i TOTALLY get clam chowder tomorrow! =D",
"Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow.",
"I`m Having a Baby Girl! (In the next 17 Days!) I think I`m gonna keep this handy http://budurl.com/f9p5 Funny Stuff!",
"Then Google Vs. Twitter . Mother`s Day Vs. Mothers Day . . Mother`s Day - web1.0 type. Mothers Day is Social Media -web2.0",
"HA! I`d give Kristen plenty of free hugs! *sigh* if only I could"
] | 817 |
over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud | [
": yay! it will be good to have you back",
" You`re right....I`m 29 and I`ve heard the song a time or two",
" god peppermint mochas frappachinos are amazing... and addicting",
" Oh gosh I hope so. How fun!",
"Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!",
" I agree about the redesigned Q13 site! Looks great on computer & phone.",
" wish you were sluttin it up w me waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!",
"watching run fat boy run...haha its soo funny.",
"Swimming party at my brothers tonight. I had an AWESOME time. Since when am I a sissy about cold water? Who am I? LOVED TODAY!!!",
"Happy Mums Day This is Nelly`s shout out http://skitch.com/t/tac",
"_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover",
" Hey, nothing wrong with that!",
" awww THANK YOU! you are a great guy too how`s ur weekend been so far? hugs ****",
"is sore from weight lifting However, it`s the good kind of sore that gives you man-**** you can move with the power of your mind alone!",
" ooooo, an explanation?, Thank god for that or u would forever be wondering!..I love a good night mare tho!!",
" http://twitpic.com/4m9up - ?s this your house ?? The dog is really sweet"
] | [
"I am sick but Ians coming over so its all good ;)",
"Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind",
"Coming to the end of my vacation.",
"last day of classes!!",
"it`s nto as good",
"_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons",
"i`m getting this assignment done",
"Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it",
"WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow",
"Ugh cramps and it`s hot",
"Not a good start to the day left my money at home . So i`ll hot a day me looking for free carparks",
"Got stuck in a traffic jam today, i now have one sunburned arm",
"http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!",
"Unlike cierra, i look like poop today. Whatevahh, lol.",
"Not feeling comfortable with myself today",
"its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile",
"http://twitpic.com/4wu0a - Sunny day at vivocity, yupz just showered.. Runs into airconditioned mall..",
"feels very, very rough!",
"Rain on my parade of beer and fire",
"My back hurts...really bad",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.",
"Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night",
"sunniest week for ages....and exams",
"yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho",
"Got up early did a **** ton now im headed to cherokee park to run and walk !",
"thinks revising in the garden from 8 this morning without sunscreen isnt the best idea ive had oucccccccch",
"i�m boring - bad weather today, watchingn alias and having fun with my boyfriend",
"My cankle is sore.",
"Our plane had landed!! FINALLY gonna get to board...an hour late. stupid rain!!!",
"Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol",
"That`s how it was for me in March...it came sooo slow..then it was over in a heartbeat",
"sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol",
"Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u",
"later I went up to monroe and worked out with friends - TRX, ropes and KBs!! 30sec on/30 off..rope swings & c&ps, windmills, wve aquats",
"Feet hurt...finally in bed...will not forget this crunch when it`s over...very very productive day today though",
"How are you today!?",
"Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time",
"Just got nudged by Diane.",
"finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my",
"I have a farmers sunburn! Ahhhh!",
"went to the dmv today.....some things never change",
"new project @ work",
"Having asthma issues today. BAH!",
"its ok mate I stayed in as well losers aren`t we",
"Going to jog down to uni. Quite a way from my family home but exercise and all that",
"working, my 4-day weekend is over, aah well another one coming in 2 weeks",
"Feeeel like ima die! Now on my way to rainforest. !! I need a girls spa day ASAP!",
"wishes the rain would stop so my stupid headache would go away!",
"Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.",
"THE SUN IS SHINING< THE SKY IS FACKING BLUE< TELETUBBIES? I HAVE TO **** WORK.",
"Today was horrible. My sillyness caused me a whole lot of stress and head ache and it ended up ruining a beautiful sunny day.",
"Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings",
"starts tomorrow and I start to study again",
"tehe. It was on the 9th",
"Regrettin some of the decisions I made",
"that`s sad what kind of mess are you getting into this weekend?",
"good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised",
"sososo bummed, like really bummed, i hate this rain, ruin my date...",
"Early morning walkies really aren`t my thing... at least it`s vaguely warm",
"Wish I didn`t have to work today.",
"SUNNY DAY! going down to Stonehenge with my parents...",
"I know - no probs. The driving bit always gets to me this time of the ac. year Which bit of sea are you going to? Aber?",
"What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....",
":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew",
"Ive been passed out drunk for the passed couple of hours. Good to go now",
"6th street was amazing this weekend!!! The wedding was fantastic.. but im really really tired at work from the long eventful weekend",
"33 minutes left before my flannel hobbit shoes get wet RAIN, PLS GO AWAY!",
"So glad the days almost over... Another nite of me nd my pain pills alone at the crib lol. Ughh I wish this weekend was over alreadi!",
"Evening Yorkshire`s warm but overcast. How`s NZ? Don`t tell me - dark lol",
"... Headed to Hospitol : Had to pull out of the Golf Tourny in 3rd place!!!!!!!!!!! I Think I Re-Ripped something !!! Yeah THAT !!",
"I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!",
"Cant sleeeeep & i miss my long hairrr",
"Now Im in the work , I miss my home, any news?",
"Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!",
"This weekend is completely different from last weekend.",
"ive finished them now",
"i think missed me tooo",
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"I miss nicc today.",
"If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you",
"_Kookie girl,rain is my song forrealll!!!",
"The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long",
"it was fun Ate at mas.Thanks!! Good luck w/ ur showing tomorrow.",
"I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?",
"net .. net .. net .. hmm. bad weather .. weird summer!",
"morning im up and ready weeee its a sunday",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather",
"Finally, a beautiful, sunny day in Atlanta. Too bad I`m stuck inside working...",
"Currently 52� in Msla, not a cloud in the sky, no humidity, gonna get into the 80s today, and I`m...working.",
"Done studying bout the earth",
"I feel like ive done the London marathon, I ach all over",
"Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest",
"morning! I`m in the garden getting air",
"is HOT. Just done some late spring cleaning! About to settle down with a book i can barely read, left my glasses at my mums",
"finally home for once after a dope **** week",
"So finally.. It`s raining in Delhi",
"Dude. everyone could. it wasn`t ment to be bad..",
"Reading through today`s paper along with some watered down coffee compliments of my `rents...",
"Just got back from Carlton in Greenville. Benz is getting serviced. Time to make some money. I think I`ll make some sales calls...",
"it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.",
"so thats how u spent ur weekend so far?",
"'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!",
"Bad day, just got worse...",
"I just found out 5 minutes ago mama said his speech is still slurred but he seems to be doing ok",
"Think I have sunstroke.",
"Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa",
"just got Up and going to get ready to go to meadowhall ;) can`t believe my internet broke yesterday GUTTED",
"http://twitpic.com/66uor - went on a really long cycle ride with my mum, brothers and my BFF Han today. My bum aches now!!",
"lost some $ at work....nt happy right now --SLOANSTER--",
"had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!",
"Ive got mad cramps in my legs",
"going to program now haven`t programmed for a long time now",
"Marking going ok so far A`s and B`s so far - relieved it looks like I have future programmers in class",
"last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!",
"just got home, talk",
"I wish it would rain...but it won`t"
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whos going to see reemer on wednesdayy me and kirsty are going (A) im well exited !!! | [
" Well, good luck then.",
" thanks for the add I`ll try again signing in later when I get home. If still no such luck then I`ll email someone",
"it`s been so nice all day, and now it looks like it`s going to rain...just when i was getting excited about taking photos when i get home",
" i`m playing good because i`m a big baby",
"i bought a Italian horseshoe charm. Dragon! it seems to be very strong",
" Thanks madam.. you`re lucky coz you had a wonderful dog.. and sooo cute...",
"You should retweet others good tweets at least 10 a day to get involved into things at twitter",
"hoping to hear from you all soon",
" I know, i know... -hugs-",
" Feeling inspired this evening, huh?",
"Our kids are both in a Derbyshire schools string concert at the Buxton Opera House today. They`re both quite excited",
" Good Morning, good wakeup music",
"Apple is expected to launch a new iPhone this summer. Hi my name is Judy and I am addicted to Apple products.",
" lol liking your style Alice tell him you`ve got standards to maintain lol, it`s national Cork girls go wild in london week",
" have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen",
"hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad"
] | [
"dont depress me I have the mother-in-law staying the weekend. Someone else to wait on other than the kids!",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston`s grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries",
"Such a busy day today!! Banbury Fair fashion show tonight and move into my apartment tomorrow! i have no started packing yet",
"going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!",
"getting my hair cut todayyyy! i`m nerrrvous",
"later I went up to monroe and worked out with friends - TRX, ropes and KBs!! 30sec on/30 off..rope swings & c&ps, windmills, wve aquats",
"_eliza ohhhh that makes sense then. 8D and i need to reread the lotr trilogy, i lost the three books a long time ago and i`m sad.",
"we won`t be home till like next month",
"contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop",
"Howz it going hun??",
"i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!",
"Back in SJ. Star Trek tonight at 9:45pm at Cinelux on Almaden.",
"So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day",
"dam i missed hollyoaks 2nite!",
"BGT!!!!!!! - Will be gutted when it finishes tomorrow - Stavros Flatley all the way!",
"1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck",
"_pooh what kind of party do we got going now?",
"sorry love had no left overs but come through sat @ mi casa for ton`s birthday! we`ll have tons of food",
"My birthday is a week from today!",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks",
"Enjoying the nice couple dad with my brother to bad we never really see each other anymore...",
"My sister and I are suppose to be meeting you today in Birmingham. Please reschedule!!!",
"just got home. errrr... V.Luna hospital is so far. :|",
"i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?",
"I want my Katie.",
"bye y`all wolverine soon ooaf hugh jackman, tell ya what he can sctrahc me anytime ;)",
"Going crazy super head ach from hell and my the in laws have ben here since 9 this morning. ahhhh",
"Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun",
"Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!",
"Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon",
"Ur going 2 get tired of hearing from me, but I just saw a preview of ur movie Year One, and you were in it. How funny. Yeah!",
"Going to buffalo wild wings to meet up with my best friends I haven`t seen in forever! Too bad I can`t eat the food",
"It`s the start of a new week with tons of new photos to take and edit Yay!!",
"Well im hving another one today yey",
"I have tea! & have just found a picture of the big snail from the walk yesterday.",
"i`ve just woken up",
"I know anne and judy",
"Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.",
"just got outta work. ....... Frankie`s house.",
"looking forward to seeing the relatives... maybe home from Toronto soon",
"_**** :O really well if u want, we can go 2gether next yr?",
"Theres a fricken prisnor trans outside r hotel! 3/10 so far",
"_tifullyTragic ... in London last night so give it a few hours & I`m sure a few will appear",
"yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?",
"Phone with Kayla, Johnathan, and Cisco! Woo!",
"It`s Alright,It`s Ok-Ashley Tisdale",
"Missing nathan and the bccg already. And my best friends that tried to visit me Heading back tomorrow afternoon.",
"excited to see 'UP' for Logan`s Birthday in 2 weeks. Sad he wont have a party bc he doesn`t know any kids, tho.",
"not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested",
"it was t4 i think hannah ****",
"me to mi sausage",
"Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .",
"12 more days until CA!! i get to see my paniniii",
"of course LOL about to eat more",
"Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.",
"is walking to tesco with rhiannon and hannah to hide all evidence of lastnight",
"really fun day gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me",
"where are you going tonight?!",
"Come hang out wif meeee",
"we have two small dogs, good to hear that Center Parcs wd take them. Cruising to New York on the Queen Mary 2, real treat",
"at dancing...waiting for my turn hope i get my newww cd with the funky reel music todayy!!!",
"http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin",
"I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....",
"thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick",
"reconnecting with amadeus and friends",
"I`m just following you because we`re both wearing Converse",
"_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"In honour of #starwarsday, I have fired up a New Hope in the DVD player in full THX glory",
"_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend",
"my sister said yayyy its hannah HOEdown today haaaa hannah is a hoe apparently hoe.",
"shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Going with Chantal to her aunt.",
"Boyfriend is out with friends tonight. Don`t know what to do with my evening",
"You, the other crew and COB tried your hardest to put on great shows and fans all appreciate it. Tell Alexi get well soon MH.",
"I guess you will find out shortly.",
"zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt",
"If you come to a gig in Dublin you can be my dancing partner. whatcha think? Hehe ****",
"Me + court =",
"Here`s and at our evening drink on Thursday night in London. http://twitpic.com/4wrrp",
"Going to French. Anyone want to pick me up?",
"Zac Brown is in Virginia Beach and I`ll be in NoVA",
"at the taste a addison w/ her fav. ppl",
"Just saw 'Drag me to Hell'. Sam Ramei is excellant as usual but the kitty scene was kinda hard for me",
"http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe",
"i dont even know now lenaaa when you going clothes show?",
"LMFAO. omgosh when i first heard that song with you,i felt like i was gonna pee myself, OMGOSH THE WALTZER MAN! lol xoxo",
"Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?",
"_x Who Else do you Loveee?",
"is really really ready!",
"awlll mann we should meet up this summa or something!",
"I`m getting me & my family ready for Kaylee`s graduation! It`s gonna make me so sad.",
"Just got finished watching marley and me, and I cried like a **** baby...I`m missing my beast like crazy!",
"Hour til lunch, can`t wait. Ima go to Mcd`s",
"On the way to sthlm - it will maybe be a movie // cool http://gykd.net",
"un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier",
"I know My bro asked if I shaked my fists and now own 6 cats. Will have to make up for last night this weekend when I`m in Philly.",
"Watching wizard of waverly place",
"Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work",
"skyping with katie & Allison yeah boy katies mom mooned us",
"is getting baptized tomorrow and is a college graduate. Busy weekend!",
"we will! we shall meet somewhere between utah and indiana.",
"**** typical. GH:M arrives just as I leave for work. It`s going to be a long day",
"One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42",
"ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.",
"Just checked email and got a follower withb same name as me living in Oz. Welcome on board my alrer ego",
"_x all three are in the first 2 weeks of june for me",
"oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery",
"I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.",
"I`m loving Please Don`t Leave Me by Pink!",
"My wedding next Thursday and I`m ill",
"Victor drew Hannah Montanna in my yearbook.hahaha. I`m going to miss my 2nd per SO much",
"Out with Bre, Jimmy, and Jon P?",
"if you register now, you`ll be able to buy in pre-presale next year. Saturday`s gonna be mayhem on internet, wake up early girl",
"Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows."
] | 160 |
jersey weather - and good on you for the charity drive! | [
"Good morning to all- and welcome new followers!",
"I really want to be a star...Hope Flawless will work",
" ok I just love it when big buff tattoed (preferably Christian) men strut...fluffy dogs are optional",
" i dunno what i`m gonna do. i love my skinny jeans!",
" Didn`t realize you were that young! Advanced Happy Birthday Stefan. MTFBWY... Always!",
" sounds like you`re having a great time",
"Starting my internship today, pretty excited!",
"Looking for a show to turn my brain into mush so it doesn`t hurt anymore Any good FREE online ones you know of?",
" thanks. thing is so much of it is more design-art, which I hardly ever get a go at, therefore never get much better..",
"_A_Tx lol i havent watched it yet.. congrats!",
"_om 'If I should paint my fingernails green- oh and it just so happens I do paint them green...' Marvelous",
"Omg amazing twist! This is a crazy awesome movie",
" In two months i will have something of the kinf of prom and i`m really excited! and you haven`t any contact to her?",
"Im really excited! cant wait",
"Happy mother`s day everyone! still playing pet society!",
" thanks homskis! Its like christmas!"
] | [
"Just getting an additional free day",
"MAD AS HELL! SOMEONE STOLE MY PINK & BLACK LEAPORD PRINT PUMPS I WANTED TO WEAR TODAY BUT TO GOD BE THE GLORY, HE`LL BLESS ME ABUNDANTLY",
"@ Cleaning the house! going out at 3 to see a soccergame with friends",
"i`m tired but i`m in a good moood",
"had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with",
"Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies",
"Its sunny atm, need to drop my brother for his classes later, so will find out then",
"Time to get ready for wrk! Ahhhh, I dnt wanna goooo!",
"Augh, fever`s gone up again. If I end up missing the WeHo clubbing tomorrow night, I am going to be pissed. Stupid boytoy gave me plague.",
"Out with the guys playing 10 pin & doing Mexican! Great combo! My bowling was not so good though I blame it on my previous broken arm!!",
"SS & i r @ the devon horse show. gettin` mostly rained out. lots of events have ben cancelled incl the coaches",
"ATL to NJ....almost home",
"vineri...nimic special sau probabil un alt weekend pierdut...",
"Summer makes me feel ugly all the pretty people are out showin off their good genes **** them to hell!!!",
"OMG-ness it`s 11:18 pm and I need to beup early to set up my garage sale it starts a 8am, wish I said 9am. I`m beat.",
"http://twitpic.com/4we51 - summer is here.",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed",
"Edgefest! or maybe since you`re driving...",
"Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"this is a horrible day.",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"fire and rain by james taylor fits the style i need for my SA audition perfectly, but i can`t find a karaoke track in a high enough key",
"c`mon people, today is #juddday",
"http://twitpic.com/67318 - *sniff* i feel so left out! *grin*",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today",
"We`re off. I`m sorry. Parents coming in around 10-11, gonna eat with them, then house-hunt in Richardson. RAAAAIN CHEEECK",
"I may have come down with something; we`re almost out of tissues! this is not a good season http://tinyurl.com/nccqya",
"#Volvicchallenge Tesco dropped off my 14 bottles today Props for doing so on a Bank Holiday",
"Quick thoughts. Tired. Happy. Satisfied. Entertained. Excited. Oh... and a bit in love",
"so had a freakin lond thursday ready to hit the hay and surprise surprise I can`t freakin sleep :/ Boo!",
"WORS bike race at camp this weekend=a total of 1500 people. Going anywhere Sunday is not an option as they race right past the house #fb",
"those splinters look very painful...but you were being very heroic saving mr. Pickle",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!",
"Enjoyed see`n everyone last night! even tho it was a really bad night financially... Cant wait to kick it again @ the drive -ins!",
"_law_rence & WHY?! my head feels like the surface of the sun underneath a beaver pelt.",
"_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)",
"One downside of the nice weather: It brings of the chavs...",
"Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement",
"we have two small dogs, good to hear that Center Parcs wd take them. Cruising to New York on the Queen Mary 2, real treat",
"Work soon. Lame going to miss the Go Lakers! Hope you win!!!!",
"is having a lazy sunday",
"En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall",
"LOOPJAZZ yess!!! ez most bej�n",
"first day of summer sucks!!!! its overcast and cold... this isn`t summer!?!?!?!?",
"not for long goin for some sprints now",
"Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday",
"Have you managed to breathe since getting the news?",
"If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped",
"sorry Demi, just read post that you can attend BGT. Im sure your support for SB has helped tho a world without paps PLZZ",
"morning! I`m in the garden getting air",
"GRRRR!!! It`s BACK!!!!! And what I mean is my headache But on the * * bright side....it`s only on one side!!!! /\\/\\/\\/\\/\\",
"http://twitpic.com/67uc7 - can you lend me one? I have a cold too",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"is on twitter for the second day running. This is what study leave does to me! If only my car were in one piece",
"Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.",
"notthebest weekend....but oh well....I have a right to be sad",
"ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though",
"ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home",
"Aren`t randoms what it`s about?!!! I LOVE that it`s Star Wars day - I didn`t realise and I can`t believe it`s almost over!",
"need to get a hand",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple",
"Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...",
"Yeah, It`s not available on Public market yet. but will be soon. looking forward. I`m sunburnt arms are itching. boo hoo!!!!!!",
"Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"Bouta donate blood! Ahhhhh!",
"well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl",
"turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.",
"Has research guilt as I spent the day feeling sorry for myself with a cold.... will need to spend significant time coding this weekend",
"sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep",
"working weekend it looks like",
"Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust",
"Polaroid film today?! I hope so. Green tea = Yum. I got a 8/9 on my appearance for my 'job' interview. Too much cleavage?",
"UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING",
"#bigfanfriday 2day, & i go & friggin loose 1, life sucks!!",
"One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42",
"it`s looking bright, so I think the sun will put in an appearance, and then guess what - lawn wants cutting !!",
"it was put on by our neighborhood, so just a little one. Like 25 runners. I got 1st place, with an okay time. I was happy.",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"the good thing of having a fever is feeling cold, especially in such hot weather. I think I`m hallucinating lol .",
"Ouch! Sunburn`s bad! Hope it`s not to sore on your bedding, that`s always the problem.",
"Done...now another gem of a day in Cape Town",
"Sick Right now very thankful for my chicken soup and my bed!",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight",
"I`m not impressed that it almost always rains on Bank Holidays !! Stil... It`s a free day - no college",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks",
"my back and legs kill from yesterday and we have a big old leak in the kitchen, looks like staying in pjs all day infront of the tv",
"i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?",
"What I Meant to Say: At Yardhouse, Waikiki. `s bday (she Should DJ!) & some dozen others",
"very much so You know I am coming now on Thursday too right, are there door sales ??",
"_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.",
"FACT 1: iHate DirecTV OnDemand w/a passion that burns w/the white hot intensity of 1000 suns. FACT 2: iMiss Comcast. Like a lot",
"Time for a clean up.",
"finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny",
"OH NO! MY FAN BROKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO! great now i have to swelter in the heat. i like heat-ish but it hot! my laptop warm as well.",
"low low low low low low low low low.............................",
"My club card and picture and I just cured world hunger! And made of gold! This thing is awesome! Too bad you don`t have yours.",
"Coming to the end of a looooong day. Good new is, I got everything done! Bad news- I gotta wake up @ 4:45am tomorrow for work!",
"Aaarrrgh! I sooo want to see at MSG in August but dammit the decent seats are expensive. Booooooo recession!",
"_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta",
"Is cold Mind you I have been sat outside for 30 mins waiting for a lift. I don`t care how much of a balearic evening it might be!!!",
"Okay, this weather isn`t 'cute sundress' friendly. I dont get how it could be so warm one minute and cold the next. I was freezing",
"oh, it`s raining... i haaaate it! It was a great violin lesson<3",
"sadly awake. wondering about contact info for all of the fun folks I hung out with at the shop. YAY 23b!!! Miss you guys",
"I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!",
"sun - where are you?",
"Not feeling too good at ALL, about to head to work from 12-5. Not a bad shift, just not fun when you don`t feel well! Hope it goes FAST",
"Well done doing blood work..its hot out again",
"going to jack`s tribute match today",
"I could go for some Lulu`s or Slanted Door right about now. Tomorrow is the Farmer`s Market, right?",
"is back from a weekend get away",
"Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?",
"oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!"
] | 7 |
~ I`m sure that would make Mr. Koons very happy | [
"has got a degree in BS.",
" Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there.",
" It has, however, got me out of doing the gardening - something for which I am eternally pleased",
" We were in Lindos, and it absolutely ruled. Will post some pictures somewhere, some time. Back to work today",
" sounds like you all had a great night . i`m glad it was successful",
" good moring mr bailey, it is my birthday today",
" Have a good day. I`m checking out Hugh today. Also, be on lookout for best 'cassoulet' recipe you will have ever tasted!",
" Yahoo ! Great! Always nice to hear successful stories!",
" Glad to hear you made it out, I hear that place used to be it`s own country Looking forward to your arrival!",
" ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it",
" hahahaha! i laughed my **** off just now. thanks",
" Thanks for follow. Was just adding you from your twitter page, after commenting your blog",
" http://twitpic.com/3bnas - oh my god! you`re adorable! ilove you so much you are my inspiration Nick!",
"250 miles down, only 1750 to go. Thats ok, u2 on the radio alwas helps.",
"colds nearly gone, yayness!! greys anatomy on tonight . . . . . .double yay!",
"OMJ! The 3rd episode of Jonas is too great! They are so funny. I wish I was the Pizza Girll. Lol <3"
] | [
"I sent you a message.",
"asks for karma points please. http://plurk.com/p/wxnt9",
"I`m doing an experiement",
"Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super",
"..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls",
"Headache hanging out with my puffy. I love him <3",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"sure i can talk....the fabulous **** part though is out sorry dear",
"ummm.. sure! i miss ya`ll alot too. i think you know who i meant.",
"Peek-a-boo!! i can see you!!",
"$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty",
"PANGE???!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA. You two could meet up for drinks.",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
", I`d love it if you haven`t had any takers yet",
"Can`t sleep but is happy that the Fugees are keeping him company",
"Recogns he could get his assignments out of the way by June bring it on",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there",
"looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now",
"my attention for the length of time to type this? Tell ya what, ill add old mans war to my wish list on amazon.",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic",
"wo coffiees to go pleaz!!",
"wants to increased my karma ~ http://plurk.com/p/suiva",
"Hehe. Yeah, me too. or I would totally write it. XD",
"I`m the same, don`t panic. Big topman",
"Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo",
"_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun",
"Today Dan bought me Bio Dome AND the Reality Bites Soundtrack! Needless to say he gets MAYJAH points! Also, my tummy is not happy. Boo.",
"haha kk tell me when u remember",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"haha **** hell i know ay. **** son he`s just making trouble. we could take him.",
"hey hey hey b",
"Gosh, no need to be so rude.",
"... same to you!",
"Managed to find a bottle of Pimm`s! If only we had the weather to go with it",
"20 John: : http://tinyurl.com/cq5nkp",
"will you be posting a pic of you H suit?? Pretty please?",
"_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one",
"i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..",
"yeah just told Stanley its the only time I want to slap girls icky **** encoraging bad behavior",
"he`s not **** Lol. He`s a riot definitely, but not at nkotb concert. I want 2b a smitten girl with no distractions that night",
"_reznor Trent don`t get mad at me but I keep thinking you`re pretending to be engaged for some reason",
"I don`t think I like this Roy Williams who dissects frogs while still alive > You look like Chachi from Happy Days",
"LOL and that`s why I use my iPod touch",
"Morning, that`s not mean, that`s just smart",
"I`m doing an advert 4 the Make-A-Wish foundation & I can`t find photos of kids looking close to death... that`s a good thing for the kids",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"Lol. She`s offering me a case of guiness! can you one up her? If you buy me two I`ll stay. Let`s start the bidding wars",
"i`m having tuna & noodles thing, smashed potato cakes &......? Winksy says hi.",
"Sky man is quite friendlyand likes joey still annoyed that I got woke up about half eight though",
"_saurus So did I... and now you can hear it again and again, if you wish.",
"Listening to: Sweet Talk 101 - Cute Is What We Aim For /// Considering taking up the GameBoy Color again. I miss chiptune.",
"FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home",
"Mmm someone come havelunch with me",
"http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again",
"me me me! lol",
"Business or pleasure? Will keep my eye out for anything. You`re just missing a Moondog concert tomorrow night",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"_Kid May the 4th be with you",
"it was fun Ate at mas.Thanks!! Good luck w/ ur showing tomorrow.",
"Happy robbie drank a good bit, as long as he doesn`t wake up sick",
"_louise yeah. like that",
"you certainly can, and good morning to you",
"http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - Patrick should come here and say hi!",
"yeah I saw, looks like hard work, But I would know whats upp handsome",
"um Mr. Deadly Sir . Can You Please Follow Me On twitter .",
"check out my twitpic telling people to buy your album! http://www.twitpic.com/4jhn7",
"heheheheh... lol... I always figured he`d send them your way if he got any dupes... I felt bad not sending him stuff...",
"Doin` the Crocodile Rock",
"Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp",
"one of them is",
"I`m not having a good day... can u cheer me up with a tweet? Even Tink will do. LOL.",
"I would if I wasn`t working today.",
"why yes jeeves. bring me that noose there TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS!",
"Bought some little plastic personal wine bottles at Jewel, perfect for rooftop boozin`! Wish I didn`t have to wait so long!",
"sure miss Chick, tho...may he RIP!",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"iPhone SDK & I are going to become friends today. Even if it kills me",
"hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?",
"Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu",
"I want to hit that",
"say hi to Kimba for me",
"Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot",
"no, im a people pleaser",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"yes ma`am u do have a pretty smile. but you also won`t eat chipotle with me.",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .",
"You`ve got a deal!",
"(OOC: -we`ll do it. )",
"Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.",
"....ok, sOooooooooo I DID that!! i`ve got u in the palm of my hand",
"You know who helps me almost everyday?",
"ohi i would marry Travis Pastrana in a second... hes not that attractive, hes just the sweetest thing and what he does is attractive ;)ha",
"I`m on Twitter now... how cool am I? and now let`s go to McDo",
"You`re still welcome - the door`s wide enough for your zimmer frame",
"shouts out to and",
"u think i could call u tnite?",
"white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean",
"I WANT A HUG!",
"I really should put up a pic, I guess.",
"That`s for sure. That`s why I intentionally turn my thought processes to the silly",
"Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...",
"aw, sure thing their in my thoughts and prayers.",
"Right. But I�m a stickler for correct DPI export and color value I�m going to dig in and find out if this is possible",
"I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis",
"diego? i know lo ame a jack",
"It will if I do it in a round about way. I ahve to copy the public contacts into my personal contacts first. no big deal",
"on a day like this...",
"why do you think so?",
"white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the enw drummer youre mean!",
"Pictures of Cassie from the Crawfish Boil make me smile real big Also, my desktop is still fail. Ultimate fail. It hates me.",
"Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)",
"I`m thinking that you, me, , + should have it out over some vin in HK",
"that would be most ideal. However...now I dont see myself leaving before 3 Gonna have to take a rain check",
"If y`all say so, I trust you on that one"
] | 314 |
Happy Mother`s day VALK!! | [
" awesome! maybe someday I`ll find a book of yours on the bestsellers list? lol",
"would like to have a gaming system",
"i dont think i have ever laughed so hard",
" Thanks for the mascara input. It`s appreciated.",
" Yay! I am not the only Eurovision fan on twitter #eurovision2009",
" I love it...that`s going to be one of my new fave quotes.",
" yep, i wish they were all playing dubiln",
"hopes whoever stole my purse and money gets what is coming to them",
"Happy Mother`s Day mom",
"Ok all have hit the point of relaxation.. heading to bed sleep well and Happy Mother`s day to all you Moms out there!! Night",
" I always thought scuba diving would give me a entirely new perspective of the world, but too chicken to do it. can u help?",
" Caladesi was definitely a nice peaceful way to spend a Sunday! I got a lil tan!",
"made this for you when i got home from wango tango http://bit.ly/1UjzQ what a wonderful day.",
"God is so good!!",
"unpacking my new toy arrived in the studio right now it`s called TC Finalizer. can`t wait to check how it sounds !!!",
"is predicting a heavyweight battle between Lakers and Cleveland on the Finals! Well, hopefully! *crosses his fingers*"
] | [
"lemme guess - you ran 5 miles at the gym, and are waking your kids up, and then going to the beach and / or recording studio?",
"She doesn`t need a darn (watching my language) thing but that never stops her & I mapped u. U live in the boonies :-o",
": I knowww yur mother is being a **** and she doesn`t want to take me to the movies ****",
"AHHHH my keyboards getting worse :/ my BDAY`s in 1 more day",
"**** another day at the office, the sun is bursting from the sky...and the women are eh well...back to the keyboard",
"Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor",
"Check this video out -- Bylaurenluke ~ Make up Launch~ They are here available now http://tinyurl.com/cudamo",
"HOME!!! from my relatives. my sissy, , posted pics of her and our cupie cousin Audrey. ???",
"morning michelle how`s the oatmeal ?",
"http://twitpic.com/4wh5x - LUCKY! I`m so jealous even though I don`t like her that much",
"Back at home and phone my grandma... I love her and miss her",
"most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600",
"hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)",
"Hey its back!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"Sob! I can`t believe I`m ending my work week at the chapter about what Augusten Burrough`s father did to Ernie the guinea pig!",
"Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !",
"_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons",
"lmao!!! ummm duh gurl I need to buy me some more v-necks I like em!!!",
"SICK! I`m totally getting GH5!! Too bad you guys didn`t get to play in Boston",
"Oh hell, I forgot the non-alcoholic cider for Monday`s dinner. MPP is teetotaler. Now must drive to Waupoos. Have 7 cases of wine in car.",
"yeah when he goes there he always brings us these things. + he just let me last something called 'bird milk' and it",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"You, the other crew and COB tried your hardest to put on great shows and fans all appreciate it. Tell Alexi get well soon MH.",
"Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot",
"ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0",
"3 live p2v migrates, 5 vmware vsp exams, and a magento config, a quiet weekend at party central",
"the cuckoo is back! this year`s model starts chirping at 11 am instead of 4 am.",
"i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!",
"Yay!! My computer came today. Too bad it`s being held hostage at my parents` house until I can pick it up",
"KICKIN BAK......NEED 2 DO MY HW.....I MISS U BABE LOLZ",
"I`m siiiiiickkk I dun feel good!!",
"The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP",
"Headed to eat with my hubby n my mommy!! So ready to have some drinks...",
"Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum",
"_meaway I`m sorry hon I know how it feels though...I`m usually crazy but at a family gathering I`d probably hold back like that also",
"vineri...nimic special sau probabil un alt weekend pierdut...",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"oist the 1st tym, di pa ko 18, the 2nd tym, may sakit na siya... don`t blame me",
"Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!",
"what`s good about working a double?...Jasmin",
"Bleah a tad tipsy and too many cup cakes. Maddies birthday tomorrow + family party",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"Hi, my name is Kate and I`m addicted to mm`s!",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love",
"seriously why did mum make me eat yeah i have a weird eating habit of not eating all day but really",
"on my way to my dad`s with my sistas.. r.i.p. Deb..",
"cool its my P",
"another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!",
"_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..",
"Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.",
"_Toni i`m having one of those days today also",
"Aww what a sunny day! Tasty barbeque with the family (: Got bad sunburn though",
"Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p",
"I bought two tops and a scarf yesterday...sister has successfully hijacked them this morning to wear to breakfast (after removing tags)",
"- God i`m up early. Hayley still asleep but today is party day so i`m getting stuff ready. x",
"and i got hello kitty tattoos! she`s a ballerina and i`m a ladybug",
"What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside",
"Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams",
"Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!",
"i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak",
"At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh",
"there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!",
"sickkkkk. GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE! need to get active. whats going down? Celina havin a party? hit me uhpp!",
"Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj",
"OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic !!!!!!!!!!!!",
"we have two small dogs, good to hear that Center Parcs wd take them. Cruising to New York on the Queen Mary 2, real treat",
"i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy",
"producing the 6 with then anchoring... and a sad goodbye to Miss Lynne Ashminov we will miss you!",
"Today Dan bought me Bio Dome AND the Reality Bites Soundtrack! Needless to say he gets MAYJAH points! Also, my tummy is not happy. Boo.",
"Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo",
"WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.",
"home for the night to hang out with my mom and study",
"but mum just burned some bacon... smoke alarm`s a ****",
"still trying to get better had to get mommaz lovin..headed to her house.. ahhhhhh i so hate this feelin!",
"Starting to spoil my pug since her brother Max passed away on Tuesday. We miss him.",
"_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun",
"early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"[stapler haiku] Whar a Night! Woo Hoo! Yeah! / A beautiful night to party! / Oops, I`m a stapler...",
"AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah",
"Just finished work nd now waiting in the freezing cold drinking a mango magic, haha FAIL T.T mama, wheree are yu ? I`m cold",
"wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room",
"The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!",
"Flo is one of my Backup wives in case Renae gets abducted by Aliens or Russians. But if Flo`s pregnant it changes things",
"Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday",
"having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me",
"Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt",
"I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!",
"wants to increased my karma ~ http://plurk.com/p/suiva",
"Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!",
"Going to the Gold Coast for mothers day lunch",
"Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today",
"Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)",
"is tired but happy the orphanage was wow.. and babysitting was really fun",
"It seems my grandmother has found a way to break a pipe in her house, going to go there now and fix it, she is such a blur woman",
"i`m hungry. i want scrambled eggs again. my grandma always makes perfect scrambled eggs. my mum sucks at it. so i`ll go make some myself!",
"oh mann das ist super lustig du armer... macs age 2 months, battery charging NO. garantiefall...",
"sure miss Chick, tho...may he RIP!",
"My moms calling hospice 4 great gpa its only a matter of time only God knows.",
"based on the similarity between 'May the 4th be with you' and 'May the force be with you' today it`s the 'Star Wars Day'",
"Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!",
"****! natalya! you gotta tell me whats going on!!! i`d call you but i lost all my phone numbers when i broke my blackberry",
"aw her latest ' selenagomezLast day of shooting... Goodbye Canada. '",
"says gots my mom a digital picture frame bout to scan pics of her wedding n all that mushy stuff http://plurk.com/p/su3eq",
"- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm",
"glad 2hear it kerry!!! didnt know u were on gmtv this morning & i missed it!",
"`Don`t call your mother, `cause now we`re partners in crime.` -KP",
"_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny",
"AHHHHHHH!!!!! its my 16th birthday And i cant belive i found out im seeing yous tonight Best present everr!!! <333333333",
"ugh ****! my usual babysitters graduation is on Wednesday and I just got a meeting request from my boss during her graduation",
"will be doing all the chores just for her mama",
"blahh i`m tired and i gotta go to the airport to pick my mom up! && im bored but on the upside im listening to the backstreet boys",
"i know hella i wish i could be how my mom was and just move across the usa!",
"yay my `only on sundays` maid came!! the house will be clean again!!!",
"Dave thanks for playing Happy Birthday from NKOTB. Today is my bday! It is a lonely bday today."
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would like to have a gaming system | [
" You are extremely clever my dear.",
" true. i think its important 2 be sensitive 2 it when we relate 2 others. empathy. a reminder we cant judge a book by a cover",
" http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - aww he must be an amazing brother!",
" Hey thanks for following Love the name Elijah thats what im going to name my Son",
" ah, ok thank youuuuuu!",
"_shiny Thanks for the heads-up. You`re an hour ahead of me here.",
" - my son plays pitcher and catcher. Beautiful weather this past weekend for baseball, but I am exhausted!",
" hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****",
"One good deed deserves another. I hope to help someone else some day",
" Star Trek is really good. I loved it too",
"I just love when all my little brothers friends come over",
"Have beautiful dreams all, I`m off to snuggle down with my beautiful babies as they are done with the outdoors.",
"I think I might like Twiterfon better than Tweetie now. Recent upgrades from Twiterfon have been great! None from Tweetie",
" iknowww! Not many people know about it tho. So I like to keep it my little secret",
" i always have those for my Champions League parties Tis awesome",
"Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!"
] | [
"a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy",
"_louise so i can just watch that again x",
"counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work",
"http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?",
"yeah I guess so it makes me very sad though becase the disc is scratched!",
"would rather be with the bride doing last minute wedding stuff instead of being stuck behind a desk until 5. Someday...",
"Back from the pub, want more peroni",
"I`m afraid not much I just realized the true difficulty of this design. I may cry soon. #idmfinal",
"Congrats on the Invisalign! I need to get refitted for mine - I got lazy and stopped wearing them.",
"its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC",
"_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !",
"got FOXY_ a new brew buddy now my kitchen is gonna smell",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj",
"i want to! but im not over 18 and t&c says over 18`s only wanna make an exception for me ;)",
"lo siento but I dint have enough room =/",
"Oh good God crampsss...",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"REALLY want to go to Maker Faire tomorrow but I am SO SICK. #makerfaire",
"was it for the vma`s? i guess so.. also wanna go to london in june for demi lovato concert, but no one`s going with me",
"shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo",
"too bad i dont have either",
"internet billing with fee of 30% and only in 13 countries and a setup cost of 5000 for usa alone",
"Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol",
"Finally installed ovi in mobile. it would have been good if it could be downloaded to comp and installed to mobile. Frickin 3MB download",
"hey im back on.. but msn won`t work darn msn haha. can`t stop thinking about 3d movie haha!",
"_Claire LOL I will buy u some big star wars pants 4 Xmas !!!",
"wut u want a shot of ma?",
"yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?",
"Tired beyond reason. I would rather be just about anything else other then tired",
"missed out on westcott micro apollo too",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"I just wanted dippin dots",
"idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties",
"meeting just in time that i�m trying to win something prize`s friday!",
"virus hunting on computer - always wondering what it will destroy",
"would get u some if u were here",
"jazzy we should be in vegas w A team",
"Dude I feel really bad but it doesn`t work. I don`t have a serial for it so it can`t be used",
"_1988 cool i wish i could av gone 2 da 1 he did where i live but i couldnt",
"it`s an app to finally face the truth: you lack time, and never be able to achieve all your goals in life?",
"Hey! I need that book to go with my Amy Sedaris. is finishing it now, you say? ;)",
"i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!",
"still awake..doing my assignments and playing virtual farming",
"My computer is SO slooowww this morning. I think it`s a sign that I should go home and play in my yard.",
"the signal that makes your internet 'go' is pretty bad getting a tech out will get that fixed up, though!",
"why i chose iphone http://tr.im/kpaE",
"live on stickam.com/itstyleryo COME CHAT!",
"I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!",
"Sometimes I wish I had my own Prototype mentor.",
"well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards",
"Ah sameway Yet, has 2006 votes ((.We need more vote :`D",
"Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.",
"Bought new racquet for $145... wish this racquet will do the half and God the rest .well despite recession things are fkin costly",
"not just me then",
"Checkin out oramarecords.com. Got a fever and cnt sleep",
"going to watch a dvd with hubby,`Eagle Eye`, twit u all 2morrow, cia",
"Omg I want TF2, everybody on my Steam Friends list is playing it",
"yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha",
"_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.",
"Home from Ghosts of Girlfriends past with my lovely luddite Not exactly high theatre, but a good date movie!",
"Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.",
"chillin an havin a drink",
"I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.",
"Hmm it seems to me _gun needs the followers.",
"can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!",
"One of my kits has just brought in a mouse & is eating it in the lobby. I`m sure I feed them enough!",
"I want to go back to school too *sigh* - but I am too poor",
"looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now",
"Hi, my name is Kate and I`m addicted to mm`s!",
"_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell",
"Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough",
"mines curly atm i want mine to be straight lmao",
"will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me",
"Still dealing with quite a bit of pain, will jump off here soon to lay down,very frustrating Thanks 4 asking",
"Getting to play golf with our kickin` Leadership Team...I have a feeling they r gonna kick me on the golf course",
"I wanna see Drag Me To Hell Someone take meee! Oh and Follow me. And Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/JessiNoel29",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you",
"make up your mind",
"let me dream about my spock now goodnight",
"Mm. Goodnight. Going to play Rock Band 2 `til it`s time to watch SNL with Justin Timberlake.",
"_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow",
"yup. That`s the thing. I think 3 is kinda acceptable and reasonable for proper lighting and fill in. U can run away with 2 tho",
"http://twitpic.com/67ofz - ugh grosss",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"Brought cat to specilist. May be ectopic uritors. Doing ultrasound. Surgury would be >$2000. may need to take him back to humane society",
"Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"Why are tea pitcher things so hard to find? I haven`t seen any here, and I`ve only found this http://tiny.cc/vynk5 online. Ugly.",
"There`s very few film/TV jobs, especially in WMids. And I can`t afford to move away yet! Sorry, I missed you on 107.3!",
"I could get away with it. dare me? I`ll go buy it tomorrow",
"Hey boys, do you wanna see my teeth? (**** it, twitter don�t wanna change my picture)",
"Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.",
"@ the San Antonio Missions game waitressing. Not a huge crowd. Meaning a slow game.",
"How about we play tomorrow?",
"Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!",
"_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me",
"a Dutch marketing agency is asking job applicants to apply in 140 characters or less http://www.energize.nl/twillicitatie/",
"brad we should be at Olympic village watching this. Season 1 with a 30 rack adult hood",
"That`s how you go from series to season. The days of being an elite team are over in Dallas. EPL Derby Day tomorrow. Tell me what I miss.",
"Ugh i hate not having my car!! i miss you my little ford focus!!!",
"waitin 4 the skool bus soo tired nd still soo much 2 do...want 2 b lazy nd sleep but since I cnt ill sing all my fav songs",
"getting ready for summy yummy cocoa crispies",
"lol i hope i find someone to give me one too! lol",
"Frustrated with copying 13Gigs across USB 1.1.Stupid old servers",
"for lack of having to go do my own hunt (lol) can you refresh my memory on which one is clue #2?",
"-- No fair, I want a sticker but I just moved away from London",
"watching The Uninvited in my room. Can`t wait to go home. But I have to go to the Deid first.",
"exams. thennn some sexy time.",
"Prowse? I got a Christmas card of him last year. & I wish I had the money right now. Saving for an apartment",
"this is absurd ! I feel like a dipping in the pool real quick . its too bad i dont have a poool",
"I have a Palm now. I would like an HTC HD, but it costs 3 times more than my phone",
"piyaaa! hi. :] im hyper & im bored & im online & im going to find pictures for the noteboook. still cant send messages. grr.",
"jfc, it needs to be the 23rd. i will have been graduated, and i ended up getting AWESOME hook-ups for FTSK and Rocket. so excited!",
"I think I`ve finally reached the point in my life where I need a nasal hair trimmer",
"aww cant wait till u get 2 Sydney ;D i missed out on tickets tho.. :O ****",
"We don`t really offer that service as we`re web/graphic designers and not desktop publishers. So, I thought maybe you could help?"
] | 710 |
_rosaen i LOVE your new bracelets!! im a very proud sista...you rock, girly | [
"http://twitpic.com/4whaf Tonight`s art show was a success.",
" u go Mariah,never listen to the haters I have been a fan for so long and am so grateful for ur music. Can`t wait 4 the album",
"GoodMorning, Hope Everyone Has A Beautiful Day Today x",
" we will work on that mama sweetdreams!",
"I`d love too see you were it ",
"_dazzles Well tonight would be a good time to watch.",
" I`ve got 18 yr @ home & 26 out the house & they`re always here! AND they bring FRIENDS! WHY? Hope you have a blessed Day!",
" and no I didn`t burn the eggs. We had a blast and the food was great all weekend. We had an awesome carne asada too.",
"Download movie 'Ben 10: Alien Force' http://tinyurl.com/czb7b2 cool #movie",
" Sure, its easier to login every day and make posts as an admin or mod, but ill try",
" Noo, good guys are better x",
"Its good to have an old friend at ur new job. Another good day at work. Paycheck day will be even better",
" ROFLMAO for the funny web portal =D",
"the best things in life are free x",
"wishes I could be the one going to our conference in the Bahamas next week",
"@ Sly party enjoying life partying tonight.....maybe?"
] | [
"just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous",
"Happened to me the other day. Was wearing a necklace that made a white spot on my chest.",
"I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ",
"im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"I am now cleaning",
"home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list",
"I will be uploading soon! http://myloc.me/FEb",
"I`m up way to early today! Work later.",
"spending a `girly` day wif my four big sisters! shopping. pedicures and dyeing eachother`s hair. ohh yeah",
"what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk",
"borred what everyone doingn check out links on my profile",
"sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!",
"Hah! Sparkly ones at that.",
"I`m gonna wear my new purple converse today",
"Thanks hun! I`m wearing my new goldmine e/s and big false lashes, but it doesn`t show!",
"your making me jealous now I want one! How long have u guys been married?",
"I can`t wait that long",
"Now i`m fully awake",
"nice have fun....Although you cant not have fun lol",
"Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*",
"I need some DRANK & 'GRAPE KONTAKT' from my girlies lol SOOOO SERIOUS!",
"This is my 201th update",
"May the fourth be with you",
"my name is Jason, but sunshine works too.",
"_Rocks Just spurted Fanta out of my mouth laughing at that!",
"http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home",
"I want a new lappy",
"awww NO. you`re not ugly.",
"ohh snapp, have fun",
"No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*",
"_ that`s why twitter rocks!",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)",
"Please don`t forget us",
"May the 4th be with you",
"Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday",
"I did the same thing in NOLA",
"I have a broken wrist",
"got ya - that wouldn`t be so bad tho right?",
"Okay people my fones charged",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"what do i have? lots of stuff.",
"wats gooood !! miss yall already",
"grats to aaron and christine",
"yayy! i cant wait to see them!",
"will do hun. Yes yes.",
"- don`t feel bad. I got a foad for a promotion here too.",
"Going to get me a new roomie today",
"the sun is out, can you believe it",
"nooo... as a font connoisseur i can totally relate dude, my heart goes out to you",
"pink bubble baths and champs",
"Believe it or not I`m a super geek",
"well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"Howz it going hun??",
"haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .",
"Know I`m not the only one. Just harder on me.",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"looking forward to body works today",
"_ladie haha, I`ve got my camera and lenses ready!",
"gettin ready for school my new converse come in today!",
"what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21",
"All this flirting going on - The ATG smiles. Yay. ((hugs))",
"haha i will remember that ****",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"u callin me grimmy",
"I`m yaoo, not sonnnny",
"i no its so warm isnt it!! :O My arms are sore Bad times. My face is a little red too :S",
"got a case of the bubblies.",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"just got back from donating blood",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"standing here open hands and i know i can`t do this alone hold on, hold on, baby, hold on...geeez",
"just downloaded more music and videos on my ipod.",
"u just got me real excited cause i thought teniece was on twitter...",
"with emma going 2 see diversity today :O x",
"....got your message!!! You are such a twitter freak!",
"Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!",
"Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.",
"I adoreeeee Matt Nathanson!! I am so jealous of you right now.",
"i did and i feel great.... but i still miss it...",
"she`s smarter and classier. she`s perfect for him. and, IM NOT.",
"not a lonely day after all.",
"was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha",
"amen to that brotha!",
"I am 100% jealous. wish I had some",
"Me + court =",
"I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x",
"shows how twitaddicted you can get",
"@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.",
"HOME!!! from my relatives. my sissy, , posted pics of her and our cupie cousin Audrey. ???",
"you own a didgeridoo?!?!",
"awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!",
"I am so stoked on seeing you with the Jonas Brothers",
"IT SHALL BE MINE!! IT SHALL... BE MINE!!! *raises eyebrows*",
"rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((",
"dude. letters are the new currency. i think we`re rich!",
"- i can do 'Nana' or 'Nana Rocks' for you in rhinestones & do printed onesies for them 'my nana loves me'",
"http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it",
"WASSUP BEAUTIFUL!!! FOLLOW ME!! PEEP OUT MY NEW HIT SINGLES WWW.MYSPACE.COM/IPSOHOT I DEF. WAT U IN THE VIDEO!!",
"i cant believe that its already friday! omg, what had i done?!",
"i`m both. But more girl than guy.",
"I`m currently into Emarosa. Their new album is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Haha",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"I`m getting more and more followers... look out Ashton!",
"SHOUT OUT TO NIKKI....PLEASSSEEE (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"Aren`t randoms what it`s about?!!! I LOVE that it`s Star Wars day - I didn`t realise and I can`t believe it`s almost over!",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"she is all grown up",
"Today in a Week, I am 18.. yiha",
"on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..",
"yay i`ll do you a heart mk shout in a sec pam",
"My pleasure. Hear Kelli has new project! #followfriday",
"eh, you`re a really nice girl How are you? miss youuuuuuu",
"[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women) http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct",
"http://twitpic.com/4ja4b - me & raj SQUAD UP!",
"I hear U. I can barley keep up with the followers I currently have. Its tuff on a mobile device.",
"it shocked D & I, too! Puts things in a whole new, empowering, light... now doesn`****?"
] | 100 |
Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets | [
" Tis a book...called Love, **** and Tragedy. Highly interesting. Influence of classical on modern world",
" Time to reissue all albums on vinyl! yesss! that would be fab! fab! fab!",
" well keep me posted if it comes out fully thanks",
" Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September.",
"watching Bones with Naty. Have made her a fan! Mission convert Naty: Success...now onto Mission convert Meagan",
"my favorite curling iron broke",
" Awhhh age doesn`t matter, you awesome lady you!",
" a bit too early for me and wanting to have nice lunch too... have a good time",
"today something amazing happened...I fell in love with coupons!",
"Boredddddd Follower Shes AMAZING!! *Broken*",
"nvm, lexi`s playlist is working its magic",
"TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wua7 - I can`t wait to see them!",
"had an eventful weekend and nice week off, looking forward to a final chill out day",
"_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?",
" Rofl u did? Hahaha! Lemme tell Salman Munir =P =P"
] | [
"Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!",
"ya`ll going out without me",
"_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun",
"Just got it a few hours ago! So not yet!",
"Tired and gunna go to bed soon!!! First time I`ve been online today!! All ready for mother`s day tomorow",
"gosh im bored. its early..n i wanna go..to sleeeepp why am i at work? *kay<3*",
"John at a college thing staying home all weekend and hanging out with my momma. Sushi tonight <3",
"Wish I was there!",
"Aaahhh I`m just so busy. Sorry everyone.",
"_lu I must be getting old and bent: that is the second thing you`ve said in the last couple of days that has not really been a turnon",
"i need some serious cheering up",
"Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S",
"Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*",
"About 60 again todayy yayy!!!",
"Am in the place called 0UT OF NOW WHERE!! Take me out from here, somebody http://myloc.me/1XRI",
"hugh isn`t on it lied last week",
"revision...what fun...still I have thursday to do basically nothing",
"Last day of CGI 09",
"doesn`t get to see her fav5 today like planned",
"yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair",
"Quiet day at work 2day.Just had dinner. Whats doin out there?",
"But now it`s gone",
"That would have been fun BUT we were soooo TIRED yesterday. Long day at the office. Just did dinner and crashed.",
"_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons",
"argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.",
"It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it",
"Hey, Thank you SO much for the #followfriday. I failed miserably to get a list together this week",
"_Bizzle Checkin that out right now",
"woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia",
"Sadly I am bprohibiting myself from tweeting tonight. Sorry",
"Ok this is a lot more boring then I thought and matt has me on lockdown bc of moolah...",
"Off to work I go",
"http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight",
"I do NOT feel good today",
"Work soon. Lame going to miss the Go Lakers! Hope you win!!!!",
"So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick",
"though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?",
"I`m sorryyyyyy I`ll be home as fast as possible where we meeting at?",
"iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits",
"No, seriously you guys, I /wanted/ to kick Monday off with #starwarswithaddedpants spam. Really",
"Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?",
"nat has a twitter acct!",
"now i`m awake i can`t get back to sleep",
"It`s 12AM! , and I are still up, sending you as much tweets as we can! Philippines tour please?",
"I know I`m already a week behind on FF. Will TRY to get one done today! Called into work 2hrs early due to problems so will be a busy day",
"Time ticking by sooo sloooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyyyy",
"LOL yea I know! I`m almost done with my semester this week yay!!",
"Not looking forward to next wednesday at all",
"i`m in AD for another week- visa work",
"its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!",
"I woke up an came to the realization that I can put it off as much as I want, but I need 2 drop some friends. Dammit!",
"Morning all .. just into the office now",
"Oh no it`s storming... gotta get off the computer.",
"At work at the mo and it`s so sunny here today Off to see a band tonight!!",
"It`s not much better than instant.",
"Early morning walkies really aren`t my thing... at least it`s vaguely warm",
"All alone at home.....",
"I need some cheering up",
"Its two o clock in the morning!",
"at home and sick http://yfrog.com/17zw1j",
"Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning",
"Heading home. Could really have done without banging my head on the way into the bus",
"i think missed me tooo",
"about to start work and missing him like crazy.I wont be seeing him till Tuesday",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ",
"at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee",
"this sux but took like 4 minutes. going to sleep finally http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4603/iprevailedsig.png",
"Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.",
"Now to go home and cry",
"Aww I heard I just missed you two & !",
"show time baby! bye bye for now Tweeters",
"in less then a min i lost 2 followers",
"Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.",
"what`s going on ?",
"I had to work and missed it Shannon could barely contain herself. She had an amazingly good time",
", , and i think you should come home now",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"I made it six days in a row w/out an accident in the house and then pops took me to a strange place and didn`t give me time after b-fast",
"i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x",
"Up and breakfasted, about to jump in shower then heading off to the land of the black pudding for playoff part 2",
"at work.. missing my miami fam , , , carolina, , , &&& more",
"Headed home, dad duty tonight. Might take the kids to the course again. Although my boys took me for $11 last night in a chipping contest",
"Must head back to the office",
": Chillin` at home-watching a movie on tv & making some 'healthified' streusel coffee cake.",
"About to clock into work",
"Friday evening......what to do, what to do. I have to idea.",
"Sooo much work so little time",
"http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick",
"Yea! Headed home to change and head over to Pelham. Sad thought... suposed to be heading over there for the NKOTB concert...",
"I just want this semester to be over! Only a week and a half then it`s moving time!",
"eeeeep so jealous ;) I`m at work um, how can u receive Viva? Do they broadcast it online? :plz:",
"ohhh that cant be very fun but hell you manned it up!! looks like you got some **** done today!!",
"so i feel like **** for saying HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAYY.. i`m only a month late",
"_A_R_A I was wondering where you were, how come you didn`t twitter for a week? and yeah Adam withdrawal syndrome is real/not nice",
"Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?",
"On a day like today I would wear shorts and tshirt, but now I`m at DHQ it`s office wear...",
"u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week",
"without ur tweets i feel lost hit me with something",
"okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night",
"back from the city... breakfast time",
"I need to do some more post but I don`t have time on this tour ........... Apologies to all my supporters.",
"has a lot to catch up on from the weekend! The BHR hosts have been busy, busy, busy http://plurk.com/p/rqpl7",
", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend",
"I`m so lost without my laptop. And no break again for me today. Made even worse that the 2 big bosses of skipton showed up today",
"Less than 24 hrs until GRADUATION!!! Going out tonight to celebrate",
"2 days & 5 text messages this month",
"Doing my FF later, too busy making up plans for today. Beshie is gonna be in DC June 5-6 for a bball game.",
"Monday...Funday! Wake up people...and keep me awake please Today is going to be a long one..I can already feel it. Eww",
"yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx",
"Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol",
"need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)",
"Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up",
"Morning. Forgot my daily booth yesterday.. shocking! I want to sit in the garden today and read but we have a huge bees nest",
"Hate I am going to miss the tweet up this weekend",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
"Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums",
"_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!",
"its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile"
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hope u did alright on the final | [
"Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!",
" i hope so I KNOW WOO! haha 2 times it was exciting lol",
"Going to bed, no plans for tomorrow, just hanging around Good night people <3",
"Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY",
"The battle at Minas Tirith is still very impressive. Return of the Jedi is the best Lord of the Rings movie IMO.",
" Ooh, cutting. I like you",
" Interview! 177 views! 22 away from 200!! Thanx for reading ppl!! http://tiny.cc/GmKbT #mattmccoy",
" thanks oscc i have been changing it up lately, and I like this layout the most <33",
"Thanks for pointing out the crucial problems . Both of them have been taken care of (cc: )",
"Beer pong and dubstep. Good nite",
"pretty tired after a nice full day.",
" aww. I hope you feel better soon.",
"Good Morning! 'RETURN TO WILLEN ISLAND - Spring has most definitely sprung' ... http://bit.ly/EyRtT ... enjoy",
"I just love when all my little brothers friends come over",
" boooo!!! I bet it was a nice wallet too",
" mon ami since 5 years young I loveeee her. Foreverrr"
] | [
"lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!",
"guys why did paranoid drop out of the countdown?? thats so not fair iv voted heaps for it!!!!!",
"Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.",
"Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55",
"Just when I thought albany couldn`t any worse my ao`s leave me",
"Grinding Skyguard rep. This is less awful than I anticipated. Yet, still awful. Last tabard I need",
"_Thomas ahhhh probably will...not good u been Dubai before??",
"feelin depressed ,, i miss you soo **** fcking much besties ..i wish i wouldnt have left yt",
"nah I don`t finish til next yearrrr!!! are u stayin in the bad news after graduation?",
"Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again",
"I have to choose between and _FC on Sunday and wins. I`m shattered. Why can`t I be healthy enough to go to both?",
"it was put on by our neighborhood, so just a little one. Like 25 runners. I got 1st place, with an okay time. I was happy.",
"_Allison Catch you later Terry....",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"DON`T PANIC! Hehe, it will be fine. Email it to me",
"_meaway I`m sorry hon I know how it feels though...I`m usually crazy but at a family gathering I`d probably hold back like that also",
"so which one are you The Good, The Bad or The Ugly",
"Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.",
"Oh how cool!!!, ok so for your head just laydown and put ice on it, that should heep the swelling down, I feel really bad",
"tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo",
"cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.",
"aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk",
"_ yeah sorry i was busy last night ill try and go next week!",
"http://twitpic.com/67l90 - girrrrrrrrlll i`m going to miss you so bad!!!!",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills",
"sorry I missed you . Saw you across the way, I was busy taking pix-abt 4:15 came to meet U-but U were gone",
"Not Columbus but just wanted to say sorry to be missing Indiana show tomorrow. So sad I will be in the woods with 8 GS.",
"- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?",
"Had a crazy night, lost keys, walked home, missed my papi`s calls from the swizzy. I`m sad",
"checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.",
"sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.",
"are you call that winning?",
"Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.",
"why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy",
"found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up",
"is enough time!! (if i get into VIP!) but i know that doesn`t make up for it at least they`ll have each other!",
"Had to fix bike chain on the way to work...arrived a filthy, bloody mess lovely weather though!",
"ITV plugging the Special a lot. Have a great night all of you, will miss your tweets when you come back home",
"nah is next week honey ma fault for confusin u",
"was being sarcy as usual",
"I`m not ditchin i`m barfin so sorry guys ESOTSM;",
"HAHAAH! Crys, you blowing the fuses is a typical move",
"Maybe I was wrong, this week could have stayed good, but it didn`t",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"I`m up. getting ready for skill. can`t wait to fail my bio final yay! ugh, honor classes suckkkk. ):",
"notthebest weekend....but oh well....I have a right to be sad",
"meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.",
"feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!",
"awww too bad I won`t be there - I`d entertain the thought of entering",
"_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up",
"�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow",
"just got home. Yay! Hi guys! http://plurk.com/p/svdpu",
"Loving the weather this weekend, shame i`m back into work tomorrow",
"Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x",
"Today is a sad day for Tucson: http://tr.im/mQ39 I shall miss the sour cream apple pie, fondue, and separate seating for groups with dogs",
"yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"_xo hey chick u alryt u at dads tmoro we sud do sumin aen like last week we neva dun oot this week lol missed you ha bye hun ****",
"Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!",
"Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!",
"Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.",
"'I SAAAAAAID!!' Haha. It kinda makes me sad though. http://bit.ly/uJUA3",
"got three grades so far: Math11 -> B , Acct1B -> A, Bio19 -> A. Good times to be had. Sad about the math grade though.",
"I`ll be sure to",
"Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students",
"Oh whoops, my bad",
"thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me",
"Lucky you...my day has gone by with large amount of boredom...and a little stress. The detalis can get a bit gruesome",
"_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be",
"Out with the guys playing 10 pin & doing Mexican! Great combo! My bowling was not so good though I blame it on my previous broken arm!!",
": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.",
"Its over for them",
": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!",
"She lives! You were so Twitter quiet after the race. Recovering or celebrating? ps. #20 Fem. in your 1st marathon Wow!",
"_Anais I feel reeeally bad now.... sorry",
"! HE HAS A FAVOURITE! You`re his favourite ;) OMGAAH. sorry for creepering? ..not really lol",
"OI, are you mocking the fact I dont cry at tv things?! *Feels bad*xxx",
"love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx",
"So I passed out last night in the middle of 4th quarter. I didn`t witness my Magic lose",
"Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone",
"(votes) sadly no.. but did you vote for my log yet? I`m gonna vote for yours",
"and it`s my birthday tomorrow. Everything worked fine w/that in the end Convinced her not 2 invite ppl she didn`t know",
"I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.",
"Not feelin right. Hope the feeling passes. Stupid stomach.",
"Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x",
"I was in row P, but i tried to run down to the front in Corrupted and i could see you singing away",
"_rockstar umm how bout em?..aint get 2 see da game but i see dey survived anotha game of da series due to notin but Lebron im guessin",
"oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world",
"ano pa bang aasahan ko sa iyo? you never fail to FAIL me.",
"On my way to school not feeln this rainy day at all.... But I had lots of FUN this weekend ....",
"Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me",
"_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.",
"thers not many peole tweeting tonight... well suppose it is friday...evry normal person is out partyin, but im skint",
"Wine..beer..and champagne..lets see how that goes for me tomorrow..lol",
"hey how are you? x",
"no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!",
"nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"aw, sure thing their in my thoughts and prayers.",
"did you have an amazing time?",
"bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!",
"K, just finished my last 2 clients for the night. Going home alone Thats ok I need to be alone, must find inner peace.",
"i hope so, recorded the pit/was game to find out it didnt record... lucky it wasn`t the leafs, i woulda lost it by now",
"Yep, exactly And I`m really sad about this tour...I know I`m gonna cry at my last M&G....",
"noo sorry my love...after that i`m going to pop about 7 zyrtec and go to sleep",
"Ill catch you at the very last second",
"yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend",
"_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe",
"http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home",
"I`m grounded til tomorrow. Sorry to anyone I made plans with. It`ll have to be tomorrow. (annoyed) http://plurk.com/p/x332r",
"im sadd sancha june 18 for me is a fail its gonna be you and chini ((((((",
"Lakers, baby Lakers!! I`ll miss the game tmwr. I have to work you`ll have to keep me posted please",
"Poor you If I was with you right now; I would probably give you a hug ;D",
"Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick",
"NOOOO I`ll miss you too much! I went stag to my prom and all the high school and middle school dances, if that helps. >_>",
"I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus",
"now cash u kno I`m not a hater.....jus upset I don`t have my update yet",
"Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks",
"so i got to my exam centre n they said we can`t let u becuz of your sleeveless top! U cud BELIEVE that!? i had to go home"
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Hey #socialmediatv - I`m new here - is this a recorded show, viewable later too? thanks (Social Media TV live > http://ustre.am/2NjV) | [
"had cold rock, choc mint+bubblegum+cookie+flake+nerds= YUM!!!! XD . had a fun day.",
"Happy Mom`s day to your moms !",
" wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe",
" i`m playing good because i`m a big baby",
"burning cd`s,,,,,,,,, **** outa blank disc`s",
"is thinking WOW I survived Freshman year...Mission Accomplished...Now Sophomore year",
"Senior ball was hella fun!!! good night!!!",
" You win ... SIGH Rakeem",
"Aww, I love my daddy! He works 7 days a week almost all day and still tries to go to SF with all of us",
"Starting my internship today, pretty excited!",
"Just spent the last two hours playing L4D with babe Had HELLA fun. I love him <3",
"Late news then it`s off for some much needed zzzzzzz.......Goodnight Tweets.",
"_yeah - I know the feeling... Good morning mate!",
"Time to get educated Hope you all are off for a great start on this Monday morning",
" need to get an intel based mac 1st but this impacts on dual core vs quad choice, latter probably better for virtualization",
" i`m not being mean"
] | [
"Isnt it only like 3 episodes though? Sad",
"Going to get my blood taken",
"I`m on it, probably not until next week though",
"hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn",
"Here`s a more appropriate @ tweet... is everything ok Your last 3 days of tweets don`t paint a good picture :-C",
"Editors read this and nod, writers read this and take notes. http://tinyurl.com/crm4c2",
"now we are also on twitter follow us to know the latest!",
"was there going to be a recording of with the needle that stings in her heart on youtube or something? i missed the stream",
"Maddie starts working? WATCH OUT WORLD!",
"Lets change this S0ulja B0y te|| em trending topic to, 'Soulja Girl Told em'",
"idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties",
"go on msn. i need to talk to you about something that happened today",
"Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum",
"@ metro with achan",
"someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party",
"hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?",
"I will later today since I have a planning for today",
"finished sewing for the night, uploading pictures from slidebar and beach. i cant believe i am having difficulties with twitter!",
"_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.",
"no clue wtf im doing",
"http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand",
"http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!",
"Doing okay. How are you doing?",
"Please play in my movie",
"Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!",
"Follow both because I don`t know which one will send it. PS Dont get your hopes up because she may not sen it",
"Trying to watch your vids, but the audio has been disabled",
"How do you spell ppphhhhhttttt?",
"well you can lol",
"thinkin twitter is really quite borin",
"it`s beeen onee year",
"how is it, is it good? _flora",
"Wicked, my DVB-S tuner card has arrived. Although not sure I`ll be able to get it all set up ready for the FA Cup final tomorrow",
"Couldn`t see one, but I`m probably blind Do you have a link to it?",
"yes I do! I`ll try posting some pics when I can",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"im back on twitter.",
"Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"Going to see Star Trek",
"Going to see star trek",
"See that traffic northbound? That`s my commute http://twitpic.com/67x74",
"Sigh only 1 problem though i need to call Stooopid LIME aka Cable and Wireless and have them reconnect my interent 2 day without net sads",
"uploading PCD onto my iTunes xD i used to have it but certian events caused me to lt sadly",
"Ha, i`m giving spymaster a chance - just curious! will miss u",
"is watching big brothes big quiz , rather tiredd , but downloading a dvd so have to wait till finished till i can go to bed",
"I`m searching, too. We`ll compare notes.",
"http://bit.ly/wZK3o <--- Paranoid. I actually like it better performed live rather than the studio version.",
"****! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...",
"I still have an hour.",
"I agree - they will start - and I forgot, all that news is HT",
"You should see our floors before you make that offer. Let me know if you don`t receive a call soon.",
"No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)",
"i changedd my background its from picnik.",
"I`m Twitter dumb. Just saw my '.com' & all the kind folks who`ve tweeted me. AH!So sorry, I`m not ignoring you, just SLOW.",
"@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.",
"what have you been up to ?",
": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!",
"Yeah, It`s not available on Public market yet. but will be soon. looking forward. I`m sunburnt arms are itching. boo hoo!!!!!!",
"It`s the start of a new week with tons of new photos to take and edit Yay!!",
"Hiya! How are you doing today?",
"anywho im having an early night good night twitter world.",
"PSA::::: Being that I`ve been usuing twiddict- my last 14 tweets have yet to show on the bored. Bare w me.",
"trying to figure it out",
"pic as promised http://twitpic.com/4wqy4",
"****. You could have just called or told me in person. You didn`t have to humiliate me in front of the whole twitterverse.",
"_baffoon ooh if youre on the computer making your playlist come online pls, im bored now that ive blocked everyone again",
"http://twitpic.com/2xjoc - can you paint me",
"I was watching Parental Control",
"Sexxxy tiiiiiimmmmmmeee!...whatever that means.",
"awww i missed it twitpic?",
"No, it`s people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!",
"I really need to update this more.",
"is boiling in the office, air con any1 ?",
"hi again, sorry was going to pass on your email to my assistant (Rel and Soc) and lost it. dm it to me, pls?",
"does that mean your going to block me?",
"check out the flyer i designed for the notary and retrograde: http://rachellovespeace.blogspot.com let me know what you think",
"http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode",
"Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS",
"going to program now haven`t programmed for a long time now",
"The pics should be up later today at www.dosriosrestaurant.com!",
"looking forward to the show tonight. Can`t wait for ol mate to",
"Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO",
"what`s up? Not much, just listening to music I`m in TX",
"FACT 1: iHate DirecTV OnDemand w/a passion that burns w/the white hot intensity of 1000 suns. FACT 2: iMiss Comcast. Like a lot",
"i see you there",
"I should have know that 'extra hand' comment would cause trouble... About to upload House Music and Beyond Vol. 3",
"you can use my alotment",
"Homework & Study Guides",
"Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL",
"Does this happen every monday?",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"looking forward to the finale of the RACE next week! Missing my castle girls though... Any and all Race fans welcome to watch chez moi...",
"you can also watch Family Guy online. www.fancast.com And yes I am a total shill.",
"It`d be nice but soon we`ll have to Pay to Tweet",
"heyy watching the simpson with shezza and paula",
"Trying Resco MobileForms Toolkit and sample. Trial messages ruin everything, the sample has bugs, it`s running slow. Poor 1st impression.",
"I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology",
"has work to go to.",
"Good morning... I�m soooo tierd",
"I don`t know how you do it",
"Have you managed to breathe since getting the news?",
"Yay got the Internet on my itouch working",
"if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment",
"browsin thru the videos in my multiply and i saw the video u sang with my bf. i miss you, N. we all miss you. pls come back wherever u r.",
"CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee",
"Send me your Blog`s RSS feeds I have a site that will republish and send traffic to your site...",
"yellow for ? http://blip.fm/~5z05g",
"does not know hot twitter works",
"to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t now the news but thats ok. BRB x",
"What are you doing up so early?",
"_kearley That`s Twitter for you.",
"AHhh FCUKKK...i missed out AGAIN You must fill me in with the deetZ...see you tonight?!?!!",
"did you see the 15 sec clip of the New Moon trailer?? its up on ETonline.com ...check it out. its a big tease, though",
"Oh I`ve got that one & the stp x step one on VHS. Tried connecting our video to harddrive to copy to DVD but didnt work",
"is Jay Leno`s last show tonight",
"http://twitpic.com/665w2 - see miles away",
"New picture isn`t working",
"will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7",
"About to clock into work"
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Hello everyone im just sitting here rocking out to 9412 sam on the air The best classic rock station on twitter here | [
" lucky girl!!! I work all day tomorrow! and maybe even Monday!!",
" Hope you have a better weekend then..",
" but it is a good one",
" thanks man! I appreciate it! You rock sir.",
"Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out there!! i love my mom! GOODNIGHT everyonee!! ?",
"Screw the reviews, I thought Wolverine was awesome. But not enough Dominic Monaghan for my liking.",
" thanks Daxx you too! God Bless you brother!",
" i totally owe you a week of on-call duties. i appreciate not having those while jill is in town",
"Good morning Sunshine Tiime for $chooooL ! lol . BBL`",
" maybe one day I can be on your favorite producers list lol",
" Isn`t MSN in this case a lot easier? Hahaha!",
"ok, 1st ginormous cup of coffee down, monday looking much better to me.",
"thanks steph...must keep me updated when it`s ur turn",
"Home. Should be in the bed, but I`m just super duper excited about tomorrow.",
"listening to her stolen music. just loved it cause its free!",
"Happy Mommy`s Dad Mommy watching the football Yay The Eagles Are WINNINGGGGG they better keep it up *sigh!"
] | [
"chillin bored drinking a margarita. txt me",
"Hey Nia! I used to be the PD at Hot 102.9 in Dayton. I met you in Cincinnati at the Wiz Christmas party. Hope all is well!",
"This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies",
"Hear full album preview during todays webcast! #jonasnewsongs NO WAYYY I couldn`t `tune in`",
"so tired after work...but i have King`s Bounty Add-on and A Vampyre Story for a evening and X-men comixes is completely donloaded",
"yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha",
"Listened to it again coz you reminded me. This is so depressing. ? http://blip.fm/~5joo9",
"maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?",
"I just heard that Regina girls song @ les deux! And I think u should/have 2 come back 2 mc! I miss u",
"hip hop is alive & well in nashville tn!",
"I be having a drink with Marc while Izzy is sleepin woot woot!",
"Spyed Princess Anne today, and listented to all my friends cooking up the perfect evening, Working sucks for me and OB ?",
"working till 5....why are they playing miley cyrus on the company radio and not adele?",
"...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night",
": nooo i don`t know why...i click on TweetDeck_0_25_manual_Blink182.air and it doesn`t run!! so sad...",
"Off from work now!",
"working late.. but yet so fun hearing my colleagues funny song lists",
"that David -- nice to know he feels so comfortable 'twitting' or 'tweeting' us. I have a feeling he misses home.",
"Wish I was there!",
"That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic",
"I am at my grandparents place",
"im hangin out with my cousin holly and tlkin 2 my grandparents....... my phone went dead",
"while you awake ?",
"oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)",
"why im not sleeping !!",
"Come on, man, give me some slack!",
"Cancelling my JavaOne http://ff.im/3nzTH",
"Please bring to your show",
"http://twitpic.com/4wij6 - my oldest nephew playin on my guitar hero drums",
"the website is http://tinyurl.com/c7yojg idk if the place is around ur area..",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"Me + court =",
"It`s a program that shows all Twitter and Facebook status updates all in one.. it`s alright, but yeah probably won`t use it often",
"eeeeep so jealous ;) I`m at work um, how can u receive Viva? Do they broadcast it online? :plz:",
"watching the games and making some popcornss!",
"I think I`ve heard of that song. I`ll listen to it tomorrow.",
"How it was slept?",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"More to thank for #ff shouts and heaps more. Sry will be here all night i now realise",
"_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)",
"i been saying that the past 2 weeks that i miss playing spades and drinkin chillin.. the good old days.. let me know baby",
"thats my moan for the day",
"SNL w/ Justin Timberlake",
"all you have to do is have your boyfriend say something for me so i can hear his accent.",
"just got sold out from UP",
"you are now famous in Houston, take a look http://is.gd/ysAh",
"is on twitter for the second day running. This is what study leave does to me! If only my car were in one piece",
"just now i know how twitter exactly work",
"Not so good at remembering to do this twitter thing, sorry everybody! I leave for Tibet today...with a head cold",
"i cantttt. my grandparents are here.",
"is watching Because I Said So",
"LIVE NOW LIVE! ) DJ JAYEM B2B E.S.R Click : http://www.krisisdnb.com/listen.asx",
"aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered",
"haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...",
"_extacy lol i know eric, i wont delete you! just people i dont really know and never talk. and bands",
"Theres nothing like your own pillow.",
"i really need to earn money... so that i can watch the PCD concert",
"Listening my own playing on a friends album and being disgusted by every second of it... **** I suck. Normal reaction. Every album.",
"Cuz you play a grown up on Twitter?",
"so had a freakin lond thursday ready to hit the hay and surprise surprise I can`t freakin sleep :/ Boo!",
"http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"_kritt GPS location: http://bit.ly/SPW5s here I am",
"not sure why I can`t get tweetdeck to work on my computer. want to know what all of the hype is about",
"am alive but at work finish at 1300 sun is out",
"woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x",
"More big hair rock for bank holiday Monday always seems fitting IMO ? http://blip.fm/~5jfuu",
"yeah doesn`t that suck! I am working with a Nano here so i had to take 75% of my music off! so sad",
"I already know what happens on Supernatural.",
"now i`m in hmv",
"Oh, I didn`t realize its on at 830 as well- already at work- or as today still in the car, don`t ask",
"you`re alive!!!!!! Go w/ The Notebook...it`ll make you cry and stuff",
"I`m twitterring and facebook-ing and blogging and myspac-ing and bullshitting",
"Is waiting for sumone to come online",
"shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him",
"But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"i`ve just woken up",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"no more twitter in a while .. tweet tweet",
"Its 11:11 make a wish",
"- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .",
"&&the night continues! w/ my fav mazie; kristina; ericka && robin!",
"Wango tango!!! Good night all",
"AHHHHHHHH omg Pridelines got talent is giving me a headache!! wtf omg osn !!! Make it stop mommy make it stop",
"So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.",
"wish i was but im in chicago",
"Just got out of work",
"I day til NYC!!!! and the journey soon begins!!! Music baby",
"is thinking so much and i`m at work",
"morning Alex hope you will be tweeting lots today as we do miss you when you aren`t on here ****",
"watching Gilmore Girls reruns!! Don`t know what else to do for the day",
"Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol",
"Playing d.j in Ray`s ride! On our way to have some delish sushi",
"Trying to sell my GM stock",
"I`m not leaving yet!",
"thanks for following me but who are you? hmmmm... twitter back !! ox",
"how is your coding going?",
"its looking like the magic",
"En route to Minnebron, where cell reception is notoriously unreliable. Until I tweet again, have a great day yall",
"follow me aswel !!!!!!!! if u have twitter, follow me lool !! www.twitter.com/djarka koool",
"i`m bored : hope your wlan will go today!",
"sorry for taking over twitter with my i-can`t-sleepness",
"Just sittin here waitin for my coffee to be full grown on farm town before going to bed",
"feeling like I`m gonna fall asleep any time now but I can`t.",
"today has been the longest day EVER! going to sleep.. beach bound tomorrow good night twitter",
"I say it`s in the cards.",
"i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers",
"Chillen with Csla.. Waiting to start.. Watchin pacquiao rerun..",
"And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3",
"FB is boring and i wanna sing RIGHT NOW..! *-*",
"Business or pleasure? Will keep my eye out for anything. You`re just missing a Moondog concert tomorrow night",
"i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.",
"_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun",
"this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr",
"_uk Yeah, but it`s Myst!",
"I`m not part of that generation unfortunately. This is really good though",
"I`m stuffed n can`t move",
"9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday"
] | 384 |
He`s an amazing jockey! Saw that Clydesdale commercial too..loved it! | [
"finally gonna get sum sleep that concert was crazy!!! God Bless those ministers!!!",
"I absolutely love mike watts from sexy heroes",
"Monday morning lying in bed instead of working is great, more bank holidays required",
"had the best mother`s day! breakfast, shopping and lunch, drinks, chocolate galore!",
"this song called stolen, it soooo amazing!! it by Dashboard Confessional",
"Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!",
"happy mothers` day to all your moms!",
" ... Yay! I can give you a lesson tomorrow, at Church.",
"some of my new followers are pretty cool peeps; check `em out.",
", OR write a CMS that uses git for versioning check out rails-git. I`d be interested in working on something like that.",
" yeah I was thinking about that ,ahaha",
"Just shot my new .22 rifle! The auto-reset plinker target I built in shop class works great!",
" Sweeny Todd is deadset one of the best movies of all time",
"thx for the tip. how did you figure that one out?",
" OMJ my sister brought Coldstone cupcakes today instead of a cake to celebrate bdays in family and I was so excited taking pics",
"Having fries plus greentea. Mmm - http://tweet.sg"
] | [
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"wants to increased my karma ~ http://plurk.com/p/suiva",
"Oh, don`t spoil my fun, lol",
"Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown",
"Going to the gym early trying to get back in shape again. My husb got me a gift cert to swim w/ Dolphins for my BD. Need muscles!",
"possibly a carpenters number,topical.",
"easties you can go there anytime",
"me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him",
"Yeahhh you do that lol",
"you finally watched he`s just not that into you arizzard justin long is sexy isn`t he! i told ya",
"There`s starwars day? ) OMG Rocio!",
"BEP KILLED IT! Oh and leighton meester waved at us!",
"that`ll do it too",
"Came from Greenbelt & Power",
"just had a gym sesh.",
"going to work nightshift....",
"Watching the Killers on JR. They are awesome. Too late though. They just cut the programme mid song. Twas my favourite too.",
"im following because of yaaaaaay conor!",
"Gotta love nasty weatherrrrr. so jealous ur at knotts",
"DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is",
"Had a good day till he twisted his ankle on his two mile run",
"just because you`re a superstar it doesn`t mean you have to do that !",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you",
"http://twitpic.com/4vp3x - *swoon* Nick looks so cute when he is serious *faints*",
"listening to the online radio; oldies",
"Just got back from the karaoke bar in the metreon!!! Watching millionaire matchmaker",
"you own a didgeridoo?!?!",
"Dang I should have stuck with him in my fantasty picks",
"watching the games and making some popcornss!",
"Went and saw Fighting last night with the best friend. It wasn`t all that great but Channing Tatum is amazing!",
"Hanging out with Dan from Houston Calls!!",
"With Aubrey at pearl!!!",
"It`s pretty good, actually! A few lame episodes, but otherwise good. Give it a try!",
"Why do people have 2 be so deceitful and unreal? But my love for Steve Jones and Channing Tatum has been renewed lol...their soo nice",
"It often pays to wait",
"wow great promo for orbicule. is there an english translation somewhere? my Norwegian isn`t that good",
"given the way kunal khemu etc. starrers turn out..there is a high probability of it being `****` rather than `niche`!",
"SNL w/ Justin Timberlake",
"morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way",
"Yeah The entire time I was all *swoon* b/c of his eyes..... *swoons thinking about it*",
"I would think you`d want to follow me.",
"forgot the montel quote and it was a good one..",
"Got 38 followers now!",
"I need one more follower.",
"On my way to dazzle bar!!",
"one of the estate agents next door just caught me singing along to wham",
"I adoreeeee Matt Nathanson!! I am so jealous of you right now.",
"i can still read `em...",
"Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up",
"we`ll be back sunday to play @ the horse, I was out last night at mex you were not miss you",
"blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost",
"OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic !!!!!!!!!!!!",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"Seeing lots of my FB friends are friending or becoming fans of Zoozoo (Voda`s new face after the pug). Even iLike",
"Just thinking that it will all pay off in the end.",
"_meow YEAH U Better BE !!",
"I want more followers.",
"Bit disappointed with The Killers On Jonathan Ross He`s sexy as hell though",
"He is so silly. http://twitpic.com/4jk6b",
"goin to bed w/smokey!!!!!",
"i do show some discretion occasionally",
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"yeah I saw, looks like hard work, But I would know whats upp handsome",
"which one? On Sportv ? Will connect righ the way",
"4X4s are the shizz",
"Thats Not a Golf Buggy LOL it`s a Australia Zoo Buggy The staff use it to get around and give certain patrons a life",
"i see you there",
"i was right about the wave off",
"watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:",
"I did the same thing in NOLA",
"While I remember, Nerd Hurdles rocks Especially the tale of the currency of ironpoodonia",
"Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me",
"better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!",
"Well, there is THAT...",
"Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out",
"http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it",
"I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG",
"My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.",
"Is definitely working sunday afternoon to late evening",
"doing the andy dance the one on fonzie gomez show ;) haha",
"I got me to watch it. Recommend some other kickass shows too. Phast!",
"oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz",
"I know that feeling.",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"I think he meant this pic - I don`t know what other one he might have seen! But really - this is as hot as it gets",
"LOL I can imagine you doing that. Ken said to let you know he agreed with a gazillion percent of what was being said.",
"nat has a twitter acct!",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.",
"There`s loads of highly qualified stuff and loads STILL using snail mail.",
"O: aw, frank i like that movie, it`s cool. i don`t fully understand, but i think that`s cool (:",
"say hi to Kimba for me",
"Theres a fricken prisnor trans outside r hotel! 3/10 so far",
"looking forward to the show tonight. Can`t wait for ol mate to",
"....yup stil at work",
"rock pooling. Can`t believe I get paid for this!",
"Im liking escape the fate alot tonight. excited for ESTK NemoNemesis",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.",
"Just getting an additional free day",
"hey mate fancy finden you on hea",
"i think i am a bit, in love with his creations and wit but not that physically attracted to him although he has great style",
"is that it`s welsh name?",
"Maitreya for Bobby`s bday! Yay",
"what are you? flavor of the day?",
"i just saw a pony that used to live in front of my house again. he`s developed cushing`s disease tho",
"sees your Steve Coogan and raises you a Dylan Moran.",
"oh.. tnx for following cass.",
"No it`s not sad. Should make you proud",
"Men it`s far too sunny",
"Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,",
"Sasha`s helped too, of course",
"Sam, may I ask an odd question? What might your fave animal be?",
"I can hear it now...",
"Hahaha yes dey dooo, BOSTON Legal tha fat old man is funny, tha one that was naked ina pink gown Lol",
"_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!",
"...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night",
"listening to some music!",
"_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.",
"sure miss Chick, tho...may he RIP!"
] | 184 |
let me know how it goes babe good luck! | [
" Yeah. Me too. Will lookout on your tweets too. Happy Tweeting",
" ._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !",
"a surprisingly good day, now its time to sleep. hopefully sweet dreams await me",
"Happy Monday! Lots of little things to do today! Tried to water plants out front very early in jammies! Got caught by two neighbors!!",
"i now know that we`ve made a difference in each others lives...i feel proud.",
"Travel blog up and running! http://charlenedianetravels.blogspot.com Can`t wait to start filling it up with entries! )",
" Awsome thanks Jo...Can`t wait for her to be on ****",
"watching snl with my ucsd girls and laughing about twitter/blackberry jokes thought i`d tweet that.",
"Hey! Let`s Follow each other! Wouldn`t that just be awesome!?",
" told you, you would sweep haha :-p",
"C-News wasn`t as bad as I expected... could have done better... but today we did a great show...",
"Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!",
" yeah yeah gd night then",
"I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all",
" Lovely profile + website! Very neat... love the 'where is gary' ticker!",
" haha its awesome i always have to use it when i eat"
] | [
"no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.",
"Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?",
"I follow u lol",
"sadly awake. wondering about contact info for all of the fun folks I hung out with at the shop. YAY 23b!!! Miss you guys",
"I`m not sure which part you`re replying to, lol - but BB starts soon",
"Said The Whale & Mother Mother? OK!",
"You guys didn`t call or come over Did we do something?! Def. give us a call tomorrow and hang out with us chick!!",
"Good Evening Terri! Have missed you lately, hope life is being good to you. Have a wonderful evening !",
"Who To Say Hi To And Who To Buy A Shot To. Lol. Jk.",
"nevermind....I kept reading and see ya`ll r gonna be in Williamsburg I`ll mind my business now, lol",
"_from_hell how`s monday for you?",
"okay i need to find another way then lolz",
"New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now",
"That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic",
"_Kill_Boy oh sorry! not getting all my replies nothing against you. and yes, i do know nirvana",
"http://onoir.com try to go if you can. I tell everyone who goes to Montreal to check it out. Even people who live there",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"To Lisa: Yes I know who ur talking about and yes he is an ****. Dont let him get to ya...you have a great thing going with this chris",
"ah yes, I know that feeling",
"_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days",
"awwwwwwwwww thats jus...awwwww.did she get to start again like?",
"Me tooo!! Wish I could get you here",
"Has no idea wtf Twitter is about but willing to give it a go! Going out for a bit!",
"sooo, u just gon cheat on me and tell everybody on twitter? I don`t know if I can trust you anymore. j/k",
"Anyone have some advice??? I need it!!",
"sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.",
"getting ready so i can go out",
"thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me",
"http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again",
"_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol",
"Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!",
"p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?",
"Ten bucks says I know where your going and if it`s where I think it is....let me know if my boulder is still on the beach.",
"aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado",
"I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?",
"_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..",
"(votes) sadly no.. but did you vote for my log yet? I`m gonna vote for yours",
"rblpnBro Not quite where I need to be here ... sad but true. Soon however all will be WELL 6wks ? http://blip.fm/~5z4ve",
"I will! promise to bring me back something from the moon?",
"_louise so i can just watch that again x",
"About to Lock In on getting better staying +",
"What did you get? My day is alright.. haven`t done anything yet. leaving soon to my stepsister though!",
"It`s not my best writing, well i don`t think. LOL. but it`s some! I`d read it all if i were you! It`s pretty **** good after all! =}. LOL",
"SUFFICATION NO BREATHING. It`s okay. There`ll be more. You`re invited to mine, but I can`t promise fun times. *Jinx",
"Getting into the swing of things. I miss someone",
"yes I can talk friench and in my picture this is me in france !! Now , i`m in london and soon i`m going to L.A",
"Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!",
"omg!!!! I feel bad, .Was it good? ;",
"what fun are you speaking of?",
"awww. If I coukd send it from my phone I would. What kind of flair would you like?",
": Yes, that`s what I was implying. Was a bit too subtle, as usual, I suppose.",
"(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7",
"Alright, sorry. But I think you should go anyways",
"Humidity is NOT my friend! Just ask my hair",
"just got home, talk",
"lol wat u making me come all da way overr there for?v",
"How are YOU convinced that I have always wanted you? What signals did I give off...**** I think I just lost another friend",
"is closing at 10 instead of 12 yay!! just 15 min till i can go home and talk to my lovebug!!",
"how`s the baby fever",
"I hope when you`re calling this the shitshow you mean that in a good way. because this will be fun.",
"I`m searching, too. We`ll compare notes.",
"not for too long I hope x",
"loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe",
"dear michael sorce, you crack me up! sincerely, me",
"all you have to do is have your boyfriend say something for me so i can hear his accent.",
"Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC",
"nnnaaa uhhhh playah! shawty aint got nun, maybe it was ur phone or mines but I wanted to hit me up when u left the studio",
"I know that feeling.",
"hm... Both of us I guess...",
"I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.",
"next time you are around please let me and know and we will take you for lunch too",
"should I still come? Its gonna be a while",
"Grrr! My internet will be up and running next Wed at least now I have a def. Answer!",
"just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify",
"naw idk what ur talkin about",
"as long as you have someone to make out with lol",
"did you get my text?",
"wow... you`re doing this all through text? I would get tired after a while",
"pilot to co-pilot baby we burnin` up /i cannot stress how much this line works.",
"going to have bfast now",
"--that came to my mind. So I said it. And it has now been adapted into my family`s vocabulary",
"Someone out there will soon be the lucky recipient of my 5000th Tweet. Oh wait. ****. THIS was it!",
"awwwwww....I know that feeling!!",
"*phew* Will make a note in case anyone else runs into the same issue�",
"bye bye South Beach....u never let me down",
"Hey! How u feeling? I know Charla hit me to see there were any places she can go..too young Did she have fun?",
"oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha",
"_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week",
"Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,",
"(Raises hand) Oh! Oh! Me too! #caffeine",
"Should I say goodnight or good morning?",
"lannen fall? we have a new EP coming out shortly. I want you dudes to hear it!",
"_soul i look forward to your new cd big fan",
"Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me",
"LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****",
"Loool. Thats just the way things are!",
"Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...",
"_baby your not talking about your obsession with me right???",
"I want one wanna give me one? ;)",
"http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!",
"may the forth be with you",
"me me me! lol",
"hey u, no not yet soon maybe tomorrow!",
"Heart To Heart Mom To Mom Open Talk Mom http://bit.ly/kn3Mp",
"a couple of YEARS? I may die without my Kateage. *keeps fingers crossed for you tho*",
"**** how you not gonna follow me son?",
"Yes, though perhaps I wasn`t thinking. I like vague. It seems a popper term for you.",
"If u do, please pray 4 me. Lord knows I need it.",
"_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.",
"One interlock down one to go",
"i know i`m changin it again",
"u can see I just twitted them if its the real xmsirius that is. Let me know any other contact info. Lets transmit this!",
"_J We`re in the same boat.",
"that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.",
"I`m doing an experiement",
"May we be humble but Bold for Christ! lisa..",
"Wango tango!!! Good night all",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"Aha, Ok I might see you there yano.",
"sure miss Chick, tho...may he RIP!"
] | 309 |
Good morning Been here since 4am, just quiet. How are you? | [
"maybe going to see the hannah montana movie todaaaay i`ve seen it one time before, but can`t wait to see it again!!",
"Went to see 'UP'. It was a really good movie that pulls at the heart strings i highly recommend it",
"My lesson is finally done for tomorrow morning. I am looking forward to speaking to the high schoolers on dating.",
" hi eric I hope your having a beautiful Saturday",
"The kids were awesome today! They loved the face painting!",
" Yes PM PM you are right",
"welcome to the family new pillow im going to lay my head on you tonight!!!",
" Ur so cute..I`m a fan of Dream A Little Dream, This Kiss and appearances like in Dawson`s Creek Make more flicks!",
" yeah thought it was awesome - glad to see some characters like Gambit brought back into the fold",
"X-Men:Wolverine was hot! I say go watch it",
" youre very welcome....you deserve it!!",
"_Dude Very nice. Good night",
" looks like your having fun",
"Good days with good friends make me not regret living",
"_d Aaaww!! That`s so good to know, I`m glad James is doing great We LOVE you guys! KIsses from Venezuela!",
"New comic posted. Introducing 'Joe! - The Mini Strip' http://tinyurl.com/oasxx2 (via ) cute Mother`s day strip!"
] | [
"Morning. Forgot my daily booth yesterday.. shocking! I want to sit in the garden today and read but we have a huge bees nest",
"Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?",
"Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...",
"up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie",
"my hair won`t turn whiiite",
"it doesn`t feel like a friday",
"it`s nto as good",
"4am Hubby`s alarm-song playing was 'Blame it on the Alcohol' Of course I couldn`t get back to sleep after cause thinking of Joe on cruise",
"where are all ma bestfriends at ? , MIA or wat ?",
"8:30PM... it has just hit me i have school tomorrow :O ahaha! I`ll stay on til 9 i think ****",
"you certainly can, and good morning to you",
"One more day baby.",
"MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text",
"Last day in Exeter! Had last session in gym, last breakfast.. last meeting coming up",
"what happened? I missed 4 hours of updates",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"whats up? im sad you didnt text today.",
"You`re not singing in the rain?",
"yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x",
"just got up, couldn`t sleep anymore i guess and im not really gonna go back to bed, im not really sleepy",
"hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!",
"my hairs straight lmao",
"at freddies having a cotch and LADYHAWKE is here, just missing you my bajan beauty",
"naw idk what ur talkin about",
"_music aah i stopped getting your updates on my home page!! saddd..im guna re-follow you ..it worked with tswift",
"oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day",
"Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3",
"@ work do not feel like bein in dis **** today",
"Linda ~ What do you mean by your last post?? It doesn`t sound good",
"Early morning walkies really aren`t my thing... at least it`s vaguely warm",
"tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol",
"Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything",
"-HI lady! sorry for the delayed response. appreciate the luv.will be in T.O this month.. hows everything going with you?",
"i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!",
"--- has demi ever replied to you? Coz I haven`t got any...",
"woke up early this morning not happy bout that, headache, dizzy can`t breathe, yeh im still sick",
"Can`t figure out how to reply on Tumblr sorry! I don`t get into NYC until 6/4 so I can`t go to any events b4 then",
"I know I shouldn`t be saying this but **** it..I`m **** as hell http://twurl.nl/8q6cjc",
"Ok, i`ve eaten some food and now bored to death in my room. Seriously, there is nothing to do. Guitar been taken to the venue!",
"_leigh u know wut devy dev it sure does suck havin no ID!! My weekends r gone miserable for 3 weeks so drink 4 me plz!!",
"man i missed it!! Ive been waitn all day 4 u 2 giv the tix away & then whn im rappn up @ wrk u gav my tix away! Im sad!",
"hey thought ud be on here most likely, im stressed out i really dont know why x",
"just got back from donating blood",
"you could say that. I left it in VT and have been Blackberryless since Tuesday Night. I`m lost",
"Listening to Busted - 3AM. I miss them",
"swoobs and swass.... why the hell is air not on TODAY when I am packing blech",
"Got back and putting in the laundry. We got in there last o well as long as its clean. #DSAA09",
"I woke up with a sore throat Work tonight. Grad practice in the morning, hanging with family, then GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL",
"today was my first day",
"So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.",
"On the computer alllllllllllllllll day",
"**** YEAH DUDE!!! I would ask how it was, but I already **** know! How`re you?",
"_ that is not even a question. when/when is the question",
"I`m still at Disney (just trained at Soarin), Rose is the same, we applied for an apartment last night, and Eric lost his job",
"no luck in goin to forum.. im about the only person on earth not goin out",
"Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?",
"I right here...don`t worry",
"me too what are you doing?",
"I`m boredddd. The day has gone quick I don`t like it!",
"i don`t know what i`m doing i feel so empty LOLLL cheesy but true :/",
"so thats how u spent ur weekend so far?",
"bored , cleanin the house",
", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.",
"im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)",
"Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!",
"Still dealing with quite a bit of pain, will jump off here soon to lay down,very frustrating Thanks 4 asking",
"poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe",
"Listening 2 music @ home all alone lol who wants 2 come over & hang with me LOL!!",
"Need to sleep but can`t",
"if i wasnt workin in 5 hours id be gettin ratarsed to the point where i couldnt even see let alone stand up...THAT is how **** i feel",
"Oh, **** me. I`ve just returned from the Supermarket Of Doom to find that I have nothing to drink here.",
"Got fully denied tonight sleep time now, lnd in morn!",
"// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg",
"Yooooooo!? What up mates?!",
"Why am i even trying to go to sleep. Its 28c in here. I miss the cold winter nights",
"Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/",
"holy ****. where did all my time go? =/ gta4 has sucked away my life.. and wasted a whole week! ...i wish i had more self control",
"what are you doing here? I thought you were back at work today!",
"i dont know why i follow sme of the ppl that i do... they e anoying and boring. * note to self -unfollow peeps on monday morning",
"I have a belly ache...",
"wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?",
"went to the dmv today.....some things never change",
"she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no",
"yeah i got ur text! well ive only been on summer break for a week, and so far its been boring... all i do is watch tennis matches",
"had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..",
"Hey Nia! I used to be the PD at Hot 102.9 in Dayton. I met you in Cincinnati at the Wiz Christmas party. Hope all is well!",
"Come on, man, give me some slack!",
"not for too long I hope x",
"holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though",
"shut up fool ....where you been at??? i dontlike the fact that you keep abandoning me",
"It`s 1:15 AM, and I hear a helicopter flying over my house. That`s kind of weird. In other news, my headache is back. BOOOOO.",
"Work day 7 of 7,",
"Just woke up to go to the bathroom, had the weirdest dream before I woke up...back to sleep night/morning ...wateva",
"get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR",
"useless tweet! LOL jk yay!!! You`re coming tmr! How long u gnna be in phils for ?",
"Oh so nooooowwww youre too busy for me...dam I see how it is! How long we known each other?!?!?",
"I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call",
"I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus",
"*huggles* I don`t see all the replies right away, and my boss is hovering today. And I`m feeling pissy about life",
"it`s month end I`m here till 11",
"Feel like **** today Got a speeding ticket 1st since 5 years...blows!!!!!!!",
"i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....",
"Thanks! We`re still all passing around germs here but we`re surviving. Have I missed anything?",
"The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-",
"cant sleep so tired! goodnight... maybe :/",
"r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you",
"really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it",
"tried to sleep but i cant bout 2 call tisha",
"Day off with nothing to do",
"Random has an a",
"_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!",
"Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.",
"bye for now people .",
"is tired if ppl **** talking",
"awww, im so sorry hun im sure she didn`t do it on purpose though, she seems so sweet! Maybe it was a 24 hour thing? :s",
"Nothing 2 do 2nte Boooooooo! I`m totally bored!",
"needs a little lie down. not feeling great today. boo",
"i`ve been up most of what normal ppl consider the night. no problem going to sleep but nightmares been waking me up."
] | 874 |
Amazing night at the drive in | [
" Thanks mate, just came on board here at Twitter ... .. tweet up sounds great..",
" thanks well impressed it`s much better than my last one ! must b the clean living + Gluten free lactose free food",
"Dane Cook is at the sports arena tonight. Wish I had tickets",
"Updating to the latest version of Adium now. What a great app!",
" HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! LOVE YOU GUYS...",
" haha cute. ps thanks for the reply made my day haha",
"Fast & Furious = EXCELLENT movie. And Andy is a great guy Most of the time.... lol",
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the mommies out there, be you woman or man as long as you`re `momma` to someone this is your day!",
"Happy Mother`s Day to the tweetin` mamas Nite tweeple!",
" having a F**Kin` great day over there Graham isn`****",
"It does! Lol but i have none",
" Never been to the USA before It would be great to the cruise/tour next year. Whatever it is its gonna be a blast",
"just bought 5 bouquets of flowers and put em all together and arranged them all pretty for my momma in the morning! ::proud of myself::",
"Had a Great weekend!! and is in such a good mood, she doesn`t even mind being at work this morning!",
"_a_michael CUTE thanks for sharing! AND PLEASE Direct Message ME before you go to bed James ;) ;) you know you want to!",
" haha I wish! I have a BFA in photography now."
] | [
"No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call",
"At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.",
"I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick",
"Going crazy super head ach from hell and my the in laws have ben here since 9 this morning. ahhhh",
"My three-day weekend starts now. Was gonna watch Star Trek, but opted to go another night instead.",
"The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!",
"Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute",
"Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink",
"Fashion Show is done & only one slip...now cooking & having a glass of wine or two",
"_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.",
"Off for a bit of a motorcycle trip today!",
"On way to the wimbledon with to watch star trek, IMAX baby",
"I REALLY WANT TO GO TO artesia , cerritos on sunday for QUEST! LOL. imma die if i dont",
"@_AislinnTighee bhaha, its a teenage nightclub and i am at home when im supposed to be there. they had no **** license. no more touch",
"is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy",
"that `preview` of a trailer for new moon was a joke...14 seconds. still watched it tho. twice. lol figured i missed something! still sick",
"i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!",
"off for a run. moon-day is not that bad after all... #fb",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"HAHA Amen! Im sooo **** hungry... And I hate knowing my weekends gonna be ****, when its supposed to be great",
"uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son",
"20 mins from BEJ to Semanggi. Traffic on Friday *siggghh*",
"luvvv it- but one aquestion-why isn`t there any full moon crazy tour date for toronto!?!?!?!!??!",
"and so to London in a car that`s about 500 degrees with no air con!",
"I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats",
"In a Drill Sergeant`s voice: everybody wake the **** UP!!! *flicks on everyone`s lights* it`s 500 est rise and shine beetches!! Lol JK",
"At the grove, just watched star trek, grabbing some food",
"Nothing like In `n` Out and a LOST marathon after a long day of work.",
"I will bring you cases of mountain dew if you give @_Slamma_ 2 tixs to see taylor swift!",
"hhahaa! its well strange just woke up to an empty house ahah lolllllyyyyyyyy<3 love that dog",
"is goin out to dinner!",
"i miss my boo on another note im soready for this game to come on tonight...fox grill anyone???!!",
"_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say",
"and now! ITS #starwarsday!!!! To celebrate i should watch some star wars - Richard",
"yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair",
"zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt",
"Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round",
"http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night",
"http://snipurl.com/hbp3g Canalway Cavalcade over in `little venice` near Warwick Avenue - on today too",
"_merchant I agree, but teenage daughter will be spending my money on the movie of their concert this week.",
"i miss mcfly last night so much!! i was front row centre danny was making me laugh so much LOL",
"Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!",
"Just got back from Carlton in Greenville. Benz is getting serviced. Time to make some money. I think I`ll make some sales calls...",
"yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman",
"Dun wanna travel all the way there for lunch now. But yeah i have been there. Nice place. Missing Shan-e-Punjab though...",
"cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me",
"Birthday tomorrow. Doing jack **** all weekend",
"finally home for once after a dope **** week",
"_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun",
"im in schaumburg rite now ... and u want ice cream lol its type chilly outside lol i got ice cream here",
"_M make sure you watch in HD",
"_McKay2009 sadly no, sitting inside as mobile signal won`t work in the garden I`ll be opening the wine at bang on 5pm though!",
"Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it",
"can`t figure out at what time(french hour) the new moon trailer will be up since I can`t watch the MTV movie Awards from Paris... ?",
"Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain",
"absolutely gutted that i`m not going to badu tonight. you guys have fun...! just got home and need to head downtown now. gd this heat!",
".��?????��. i bet. man i wish i coulda went some whr. i didn`t even go out here. i was home all weekend. nyt life sux here",
"Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby",
"WOW Panic at the disco en Abbey Road",
"then stop staying out all night",
"I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now",
"My Birthday weekend! cant find where my ex hid our DANE COOK TICKETS for tomorrow!!! WTF that`s all i wanted for my birthday",
"Hav fun at heav y Metal happy hour you guys! In the future accadentally sets it on fire while smoking with",
"driving past Tattered Cover w/o stopping promising myself to make time next week.",
"on later than normal this morning, got attacked by a swarm of mini fly`s after opening the veranda last night took an hour to get rid!!",
"My record player has decided to die. Why on Friday night? Sad E http://twitpic.com/667a4",
"massive headache going to see terminator tonight!",
"GRANADA BOWL WITH THE CREW! Birthday bowling for Fisch and me http://twitpic.com/4wn29",
"gutted i miss that! the one night i try 2 leave early lol! friends visitin were tired haha!",
"_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!",
"Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...",
"chillin an havin a drink",
"husband is golfing & the Toddler and I shall frolic. Am I the consummate mama in that Im so happy with my day?",
"ok sweet! and whenever u want, I am stuck in bed all weekend",
"is dreaming of the weekend... awake!",
"Oooh, neat! Yes, SF has such good food. Again, so jealous of all you SF people.",
"_WOCKEEZ Don`t wanna miss ANY of your shows...you guys kick it! Sad to say...my plane is in the shop...",
"Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!",
"My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time",
"Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.",
"i don`t have any excuse other than night shifts! we got our orphan lambs from a local farmer so we cheated",
"Aight, pau au`au... Heading to the Blaisdell Arena for the Ladies of the 80`s concert!!! CheeHee... Awwrrite!!!",
"meh! You should try the one on commercial drive with all the cats",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"Starting out bday bash with a Blue Moon - Photo: http://bkite.com/07k6X",
"is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.",
"Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me",
"Well I`m obsessed w/all of them - but I watched the first one again last night glorious! where can i get a wand?",
"I smashed my pinky in julia`s car door... **** my life...",
"went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin",
"looking forward to the show tonight. Can`t wait for ol mate to",
"Weather is back to being great! Shame I have to wait in for my delivery",
"and of course it happens on the day I got a carwash.",
"Really disappointed I can`t make it to bloomington for launch party tonight if you`re around you should check it out",
"And it stopped raining. Fuckingtastic! )",
"_starr Yep, the Hawkesbury Classic starts at Windsor, home of said DJ",
"going to work nightshift....",
"coming home tomorrow with a car full of treasures",
"i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****",
"_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...",
"Sweet booth at Newport... But all the people are outside http://post.ly/hEb",
"that`s cuz you`re cruising the twitter #nightshift now",
"I work at a movie theatre in Toledo and I`d let you come see it for free. But it`s not in 3D",
"Ate too much vegetarian pizza for dinner! But it was so good",
"I just saw a load of ambulances & police cars & a car smashed up with a roof lying in the road. :'( that`s 1 man dead 4 sure. .",
"Killed a pigeon today Thought it was going to move out the way of the car.. next thing I know, BANG feathers in the rear view mirror RIP",
"No phone call yett... Hrmm. Maybe a call from my end is in order? I`ll wait a bit longer, Prom nights are often `spuratic` moments.",
"LOOPJAZZ yess!!! ez most bej�n",
"*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T",
"Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a",
"I spoke too soon Still a nice evening, but lots of broken cloud coming in from the south.",
"I miss the concert Tuesday already. I`d really like a time machine to go see it again... It was so fun...",
"There`s just something about a sexy blonde **** rubbing herself in a field http://worldsbestpornmovies.com/faithmov3.htm",
"Quick thoughts. Tired. Happy. Satisfied. Entertained. Excited. Oh... and a bit in love",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"not a lonely day after all.",
"Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait",
"_lu Just one part of a very odd trip. You travel for 3 months you see some weirdness. Loved Perth though",
"Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate."
] | 935 |
guns and roses baby! yay! was hopin you would blip.fm it | [
"I love that my boyfriends loves my mac n cheese. he even took some to work with him",
" lol, good luck with that ;) love your vid for YBWM",
" Welcome They are beautiful snow leopards.",
" Thanks, glad you agree wth my follow or not policy",
" yeah, I much prefer tweetdeck but if you must have multiple accounts",
"i`m celebrating my mother!! and also celebrating my legacy as a woman of God.",
" I`m up wit cha!! Just got home from da reggae club, wishin I was sexin somebody!!!",
" I`ll help if you pay for my reactivation",
" hahahaha. im listening to my iTunes library, a bit of Sonia Dada atm, ITs good",
" No problem! These boxes are _made_ for undernourished IT professionals",
"says HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE! http://plurk.com/p/stezd",
"is sipping OJ in the sun in San Pedro at La Soberana again, with sunny smiley Nita... The garlic tomato paste is delicious! Yummy!!!",
" Yeah it`s a really fascinating paper isn`****? Credit goes to for the discovery",
"Bout to go to bed... Happy Mother`s Day ladies .... especially all th 1s who takin care of thier kids alone..n I Love U Momma",
"Back in Athens! Had great time in Budapest",
" Good news about the tooth!"
] | [
"I miss u like cotton candy <3",
"SATS what the its just around the corner.",
"i got talent too u nvr hear me sing or dance them does call me Mini Breezy",
"cool! ok yeah see i dont have the old files with separate vocals so im trying to punch em all up as one track(all i can do)",
"it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset",
"Haha,I just may do that,yo!",
"07 !!! It`s bloody quick,, even my gran could drift it http://twitpic.com/4ja93",
"followed your bro _Vet",
"standing here open hands and i know i can`t do this alone hold on, hold on, baby, hold on...geeez",
"I was watching Parental Control",
"Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.",
"contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop",
"Yeah, I think you`re hyper enough girly.",
"Im kinda bored anyone else I think ill listen to some hip hop its pretty good you should check it out www.bseresults.net",
"just had a gym sesh.",
"_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out",
"Yup, indeed, like train announcements: Shortly we will arrive in K�lle",
"perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol",
"i am letting you read this.......",
"Hockey was so fukin� good **** you hole! xD",
"Setting up bookmarks on my new Blackberry Curve. Now anyone from work can get ahold of me at anytime!",
"You missed me! lol",
"I want to go see Up",
"Wow, thats quite the trip!",
"lol wat u making me come all da way overr there for?v",
"what`s follow Friday?? Lol.",
"dam living in england x",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"That was stone cold Crazy.... ?",
"IT SHALL BE MINE!! IT SHALL... BE MINE!!! *raises eyebrows*",
"_zorz_peep count yourself lucky i was gonna say the OTHER word instead...and rsvp...sorry i cant come to ur birthday...day?",
"im kinda tired enough to sleep, but 'Migrate' has got me up singing along, haha",
"Edgefest! or maybe since you`re driving...",
"That`s more like it - 3rd #fb",
"new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells",
"LOL! Girl that video disturbed me and I love the hk theme too cute!",
"XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????",
"OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic !!!!!!!!!!!!",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?",
"oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme",
"Home Friday makes me too!!!",
"u dont have to quit smoking http://bit.ly/CHZLW",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"Okay people my fones charged",
"Bet she plays on Medium and you play on easy too huh... #iPhone #Fun #Game",
"Just sittin here listenin to music. Follow Me?",
"just got home lng.",
"was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha",
"ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol",
"i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.",
"thinkin twitter is really quite borin",
"i need some serious cheering up",
"_mcflyandjb in heaven, i`ll go everywhere",
"LOL I can imagine you doing that. Ken said to let you know he agreed with a gazillion percent of what was being said.",
"What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....",
"dull life was on the soundtrack of one of my favourite showss",
"gimme some ! i wanna try it (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"Dude. everyone could. it wasn`t ment to be bad..",
"Your such a riot!! You go girl!!",
"Can`t believe ER is over",
"hmm.. idk that song.",
"I want to come over",
"Mmm someone come havelunch with me",
"Let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/",
"yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman",
"Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS",
"Yeah, I`ve seen that before, funny *Hey honey, Jill just sent me a **** in a box*",
"Please play in my movie",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"Why online one download this week?",
"you can use my alotment",
"Man tha mojitos from earlier got me feelin type funny. Hope I don`t get sick http://myloc.me/20DD",
"w00t, have a red wine now",
"http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it",
"Aww I heard I just missed you two & !",
"white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the enw drummer youre mean!",
"you have every right to feel like a crazy fanboy! jason mraz and james morrison? the jealousy is tangible",
"- You can do yiiiit! Night",
"#FollowFriday In honor of my web buddies who moved.",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"recorded some of a new song today! u wont hear it for a long time thooo... we might play it at shows tho! so comeeeeee",
"i bet they did some people have no ideia or standards have a lovely time the pair of you",
"http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode",
"reconnecting with amadeus and friends",
"... that was meeeaaannn. people make mistakes ok?! lol",
"not a lonely day after all.",
"I know that feeling.",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"_newnew yea I saw the oil show u put on gotta I likes",
"Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi",
"Emoticons by Christian. ' ' http://twitpic.com/66riq",
"hey Bow when yu comin baxx 2 thaa 614 we miss yu hun ...614 all day!!",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"wishes would admit she has a new lovah",
"cant wait till ur may 22 show!! u better stop by and hang out in newcastle ****",
"Or this, for that matter: http://bit.ly/SS6Yp So jealous.",
"Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42",
"Please bring to your show",
"��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write",
"Someone just bought the domain i planned on buying yesterday ****",
"I really should put up a pic, I guess.",
"http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car",
"What? I was being serious.",
"Feelin a little blue tonight.. Love might be good",
"_baffoon ooh if youre on the computer making your playlist come online pls, im bored now that ive blocked everyone again",
"hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik",
"claires party was amazing! headache.",
"Btw that song is you`ll always find ur way back home by hannah montana",
"while you awake ?",
"I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad",
"watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated",
"My ear are popping.",
"me me me! lol",
"had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say",
"_Layne hmm.. what`s ur fav movie?? tv shows??",
"I also believe in some things are meant to happen."
] | 553 |
Free for all... good nite I mean its a good nite, wateva | [
"I`m entering a two month study/exam period. Which is awesome. - See you on the flip side",
"I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!",
"Ahhh mothers day My first one YAY!!!",
"looking forward to coffee and driving tomorrow. really",
"where is the love by the black eyed peas, so many memories. Watching the hulk!",
"_78 Elaine`s my online mommy too. She gives good advice.",
"yay mothers day i love mi madre",
" Not a problem at all sis - respect due",
" I am soo excited about your pasadena seminar...if only i can find the confermation email",
"_Blue - the chauffeur from 'Some Kind of Wonderful' was my idea of a perfect woman",
" but lorraine kelly is a sexy mama!",
"thank God we finally found her!",
"The Star Trek movie was amazing! omg everyone has to go see it",
"Yay! Made my first sale on RedBubble - that makes me so happy http://bit.ly/1gURq",
"watching Cavs game. LeBron James, my newest love! 36 pts for Cavs, 17 by LeBron!",
" that`s a brilliant idea! only one buzz though"
] | [
"Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?",
"Aren`t randoms what it`s about?!!! I LOVE that it`s Star Wars day - I didn`t realise and I can`t believe it`s almost over!",
"10 more days to go for Freedom!!!!!! **** these xams!!",
"goin to bed w/smokey!!!!!",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe",
"Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.",
"Yeah,we say shite alot here. you say it as shiiite,rhyming with light",
"having a creative party with me, myself, and moi",
"@_cassian is there a game !",
"hah yeah, its that bad, not gonna lie. :o Have fun",
"Spending the first night in my new place!",
"I feel like drinking wine, but I don`t have any.",
"is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m",
"My pleasure. Hear Kelli has new project! #followfriday",
"BORED. would love someone to talk to.",
"is there ANYTHING good about our country?",
"just kidding. its standing room only.",
"At an art party. No crazy artists as such. Bit padestrian. No skanking",
"@ Cleaning the house! going out at 3 to see a soccergame with friends",
"check out q100 right now..99.7",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"i DO THAT ALL THE TIME.. NO BIGGIE",
"Can`t concentrate need a booster to woork",
"Har Har, #swineflu is everywhere: http://twitpic.com/4jb4o (via )",
"And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly",
"Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.",
"Finallyy done !! And done clean`n lay`n down time 4 bed.. goshh its 3 o`clock !! Lol nite nite twitta heads",
"can i have itL",
"lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol",
"ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x",
"i`m awake while others sleep",
"Wanna come with? Before we go to Myka`s party.",
"Home from Ghosts of Girlfriends past with my lovely luddite Not exactly high theatre, but a good date movie!",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"while you awake ?",
"watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:",
"You can be Cinderelliiee",
"cool its my P",
"_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad",
"Feel quite down, not quite sure why though :s so going to bed night everyone x",
"More than welcome...would love to do more physically, but family life doesn`t allow",
"Going to bed after the CAVS game Don`t judge me LOL",
"politicians and celebs have lottsa fun .. it`s just that for SOME of them, FUN is actually .. SIN",
"aaaawww would u like an alcoholic beverage of your choice?",
"if you register now, you`ll be able to buy in pre-presale next year. Saturday`s gonna be mayhem on internet, wake up early girl",
"that`s cuz you`re cruising the twitter #nightshift now",
"Where were you on Wed night?",
"No plans tonight? .............",
"Moooorning! Fancy a coffee?",
"_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)",
"eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself",
"early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...",
"Go get `em! lol",
"It`s because we`re right",
"_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days",
"no not that expensive windows or linux",
"off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****",
"found a pack of United Red Carpet Club booze vouchers. Anyone wanting to have quite a few drinks there, come with me as it appears",
"shud realy go 2 bed proper tired bt cnt b boverd...x",
"Bears, beets, and... ****, never mind How about SG1, take-out, and wasabi vodka with ginger ale and lime...",
"Well, at least it`s not as bad as I thought. Found a new website to watch movies on and I gotta say.......it`s not bad, not bad at all",
"You really think it was that awesome? We`ll have to discuss",
"I should be DJing my prom! I`d do it for free...there prob gonna have a dj who`s stuck in the 80`s boooooo",
"Howz it going hun??",
"Morning everyone! Going to a gig now, then a run. Update you all later",
"Im good ta. bit tired cos i`ve been wking all wkend but other than that, all good How`s you?",
"Going to bed how`s ever reading this",
"Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)",
"is tired if ppl **** talking",
"Oh, time to eat and make conversation with the domestic partner.",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?",
"concert please explain? im intrigued",
"had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say",
"how is it, is it good? _flora",
"#SanctuarySunday yay for #Sanctuary, I may watch Requiem after breakfast!",
"talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!",
"im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!",
"no prob, you have a sexy site there",
"its looking like the magic",
"Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee",
"my first `star trek` anything was really entertaining.. now if I can just see Harold fly the enterprise to `white castle`",
"_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!",
"is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers",
"haha nice! I heard it`s a sweet hotel. On another note, not a good game last night",
"IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...",
"chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****",
"Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x",
"nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m",
"<<< Just like in HIMYM",
"was being sarcy as usual",
"haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .",
"Or this, for that matter: http://bit.ly/SS6Yp So jealous.",
"that gets around the problem I had of doing it all myself good idea.",
"Night all!! i`m trying to get to bed early for once...well as early as 1:40 can be for a normal person...",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"jennah can u just tell jay i said good night plz? im asking nicely!",
"city in a bittt.",
"going to work nightshift....",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"yes, yes .... nap or read gossipy mag if you have one handy",
"this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..",
"In a philosophical mood tonight, wandering round after dark does that for me",
"hey hey hey! lol.",
"i am so bored.",
"its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!",
"alas no, it`s just a normal night monday is quiz night",
"no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!",
"I give in to easily",
"_louise yeah. like that",
"sign up for tarte news http://tinyurl.com/dde2v6 my intro in the newsletter AND 20% off first purchase 2for1",
"I wish I had company",
"is aching from rugby, good game",
"'Up' is all sold out!!"
] | 48 |
Cleaning all day today after he runs off to do his stuff and setting my schedule for the week. I feel much better now and calmer too! | [
" you`ll be fine don`t worry ... good luck again",
" I love Broughty Ferry",
"What a meeting... YAY more work for me",
"_Tarrant nice! It`s mommas day",
"My gut says to replace $$$ appliances instead of repair, but I want to be smart with $. When I try repair, replace was the right choice.",
" http://twitpic.com/4l85a - best kind of gum ever! I just bought a pack",
"Also with the not driving part i could afford a laptop. Also living with a roommate i would save even more",
"Watched Wolverine yesterday ... a spur of the moment kinda thing. Awesome! So proud that a South African director did that",
"_smith1 wats i got luck for u guys to beat la!! lol i would like to see this best wishes to the denver nuggets but my cavs are done",
"Engaged May 1st to the best guy I could not be happier! I love you Jay!",
" Oh cool! When is Alpha 1.18 coming out? Auto-connect was the feature I wanted to request",
"_Henrie oh my god, yeah! that cake looks delish! i hope you shared it! haha.",
" whoa!! hahaha! wee going there in a bit! just watching Hugh Jackman`s interview at Oprah.",
"_day26 ~ Awwwww have fun with the fam boo boo",
" I ake it you`re at work then and not lazing at home on a sunny bank holiday.",
" ...hey danny .. did u run already ??? hope you have a good day ;) i love you !!!!"
] | [
"finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny",
"I have got my smile",
"very much so You know I am coming now on Thursday too right, are there door sales ??",
"is really really ready!",
"Cant wait to leave work",
"Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-",
"well here i go off to work",
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",
"and we`re back in buisiness",
"SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL",
"Quick thoughts. Tired. Happy. Satisfied. Entertained. Excited. Oh... and a bit in love",
"just woke up from a nap...",
"My birthday is now over.",
"which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!",
"Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.",
"did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks",
"my hairs straight lmao",
"Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!",
"Hey 'keep clear' (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.",
"see I told you I`m updating my personal site with lots of goodies check them out as they come http://www.dennisgomez.com",
"#3breakupwords you have changed",
"Home, getting ready to back to work on Monday. Maternity leaves is up",
"Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was",
"at last i wr0te again....got bored the previous dayss....",
"hello..aint been tweetin all day cuz i had 2 switch things over 2 da new place. (exhausted and sick)",
"my name is Jason, but sunshine works too.",
"**** week all **** week off to the gym now with the worst headache.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wu0a - Sunny day at vivocity, yupz just showered.. Runs into airconditioned mall..",
"I did not twitt yesterday cause it was a very busy day but I`ll be back tomorrow BTW I can not sleep I`m like in zombie mode @_@",
"just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!",
"It`s last Friday today",
"ive got a headache now",
"I mean i`m tired, and sooooo freakin in love with my .",
"Schools out, but works in",
"Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7",
"Oh man....my fiance just got off work and I start mine in 1 hour....so not fair.....",
"On the way home.",
"well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl",
"wow, 5 pm rolled around really fast. I accomplished only one thing on my to do list today...",
"is now going to the hairdressers instead of running due to rain",
"well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh",
"hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs",
"Excited about having an empty apartment to ourselves for a little while",
"no im not cries LOL",
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"I don`t wanna go back to work sleepy time.",
"we had scones this afternoon!! they were great we`re gonna make cupcakes this week, on Wednesday!",
"has finally started his serious revision - has just completed an english BG mock",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"I right here...don`t worry",
"Yep! It`s just quarter til 4 now. I`m going to try to sleep now that my headache is subsiding. Take it easy Teddy!",
"Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog",
"ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though",
"i`m not partying tonight",
"Is there a way I can sleep for the next 8 or 9 days? That way when I wake up, she`ll have returned & I wouldn`t have missed her SO MUCH!",
"Finally on my way home",
"so tired after work...but i have King`s Bounty Add-on and A Vampyre Story for a evening and X-men comixes is completely donloaded",
"just at home, not much going on, had a long day",
"Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .",
"its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!",
"Good morning! I certainly did",
"Oh well, there go my hopes for seamless transfer of blog however I am now on track and will have it up and running sometime this eve",
"theres nothing worse than working on a friday night and having to wake up at 6 am on a saturday. I want my babe",
"Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!",
"..Get Over On His Mom & Now I Feel Horrible, He Must Think I am. That`s Not What I Meant. Just Thought It`d Be Better Than The Brunt.",
"Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!",
"I`m getting back into again",
"looking forward to body works today",
"reviews done, 30 new sentences, 100+ iknow done wow on a role",
"Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning",
"should be coming out of hospital today",
"my blog is now updated",
"I bet its cool down in SR, huh? It`s not here. I haven`t stopped sweating since noon when dad and I were packing",
"Cleaning my room and listening to britney.",
"'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!",
"I just got my leavers do dress!!!!",
"_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right",
"the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...",
"man I can cut my hair now. I mean not with cory. procuts here I come.",
"got FOXY_ a new brew buddy now my kitchen is gonna smell",
"OMG! I KNOW! I give myself a stroke everytime I go getting mad at them. (Quietly with the windows rolled up. )",
"whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk",
"Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)",
"....yup stil at work",
"awake and ready to learn a little more",
"urgh, over slept for work, still done no revision and im SO snappy today. having a total fat day too",
"Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self",
"purrrrs.... ooooh that will do",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"An expense I could do without at the moment",
"_meow YEAH U Better BE !!",
"and its over now watch on now? hmmm",
"is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.",
"#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise",
"cool its my P",
"Deucie picked up by his sitter for the weekend.",
"Such a busy day today!! Banbury Fair fashion show tonight and move into my apartment tomorrow! i have no started packing yet",
"Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later",
"im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)",
"lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!",
"Well, at least you wont be late!",
"More to thank for #ff shouts and heaps more. Sry will be here all night i now realise",
"took mr timothy for a run, he`s quite fast if i hold up his bottom",
"_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now",
"its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!",
"Just woke up. Making breakfast",
"I am having the TIME of my LIFE",
"I can`t believe how fast this week has gone by",
"Home early, yeh! work to do over the weekend, $%$#@!!!! not happy!!! so much 4 a big1",
"Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.",
"ugh ****! my usual babysitters graduation is on Wednesday and I just got a meeting request from my boss during her graduation",
"well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine",
"I`m up way to early today! Work later.",
"husband is golfing & the Toddler and I shall frolic. Am I the consummate mama in that Im so happy with my day?",
"It`s gonna be hot here today too. today is Ryan`s last day of pre-k. I can`t believe it! I`ve been a SAHM since I had him!",
"just completed button hunt 3",
"lemme guess - you ran 5 miles at the gym, and are waking your kids up, and then going to the beach and / or recording studio?",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"It will give me lulz from time to time."
] | 327 |
using yahoo pipes to combine feeds - doable & reliable I guess | [
" nope we only have one really good cuban place... i`ll have to ask them...",
" http://twitpic.com/4ukqe - haha cute and beautiful U R cool Miley.^^",
" rocks my world!!!! soooo funny!!!! <3",
" Aww thanks jon that`s very thoughtful...u know how to make the ladies feel special",
" good luck C have funn!",
" - Woo! Great subject for this month. Now I can use my sparklers",
"Just got back from `s party! Sooo much fun! Boom boom pow~ hahaha! ooh and I just told my mom happy mother`s day",
"_ luv it so true",
"went to galveston, want to go back",
" Discrimination is not a bad thing. I`ve learned to say no. My children would say I mastered that years ago",
"recovering from mexican fiesta. Had a bit too much of a good time!",
" hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour",
" Lol... She is fine the way she is How has your weekend been?",
"bye bye for now you lovely tweeters and especially my followers",
"time to go swimming in the freezing water at kalies. yeah!",
" Thank you so much phaoloo !!!!"
] | [
"kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!",
"hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks",
"I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.",
"would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.",
"Storysize is 2 (and it`s posted as a short story, not one liner), but doesn`t show up in any news friends can see. Only in wall",
"Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.",
"3 live p2v migrates, 5 vmware vsp exams, and a magento config, a quiet weekend at party central",
"is now writing 100-word newsbites http://plurk.com/p/wyb4h",
"_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"aaauuuggghhh! in n out, check! mcdonald`s, check! haha, next is hot cheetos!",
"I am so sorry I missed your tweet I was on a nice long chat across the border with pastel. Did you want the recipe? email?",
"A friend uses Logic and I must admit I did like it...but I don`t have a Mac",
"WELL one is a muscle relaxant and the other is an narcotic If your still not getting help i dunno what to say moist heat?!",
"Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?",
"_jimski .....in my book, yes",
"Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d",
"Is up, coffee in hand with laminate floor to lay then Footy to watch and play, living the dream",
"It`s pretty good, actually! A few lame episodes, but otherwise good. Give it a try!",
"is house bound with acute mumps bad times.... whole day ov supernatural me thinks x",
"aw no! yeah I must say, it was very good haha",
"- NOT A HEAP HEY. JUST BOUT TU HIT THE SACK. ITS 1.15AM HERE. I NEED SOMEONE TU CUDDLE. SUCKS WBU.? X",
"Missed the WBC counterprotests. But probably going to WaterFire with Ben, yay!",
"Ooh, jealous. I just have yoghurt and some carrots.",
"_Hayward go two way mirrors",
"Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies",
"check out the flyer i designed for the notary and retrograde: http://rachellovespeace.blogspot.com let me know what you think",
"http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode",
"Gday... Do you know if NHibernate has issues with COM Interop (VB6 <-> .Net Wrapper <-> .Net+NHibernate dll)? I`m getting crazy",
"making mashed potatoes, and vegies to go with `s t-bone steak for when he gets home",
"Grass fed beef burgers with sauteed mushrooms and cheddar on wheat buns along with a salad. Yum. Poor Kim still isn`t feeling well",
"jfc, it needs to be the 23rd. i will have been graduated, and i ended up getting AWESOME hook-ups for FTSK and Rocket. so excited!",
"This Twittername is hosted by TwitterFridge. Email us if you want us to open the Fridge Check: www.twitterfridge.com",
"I`m havin the stupid stomach pain again & again... Today is my outing with SPH frenz & my stomach nvr fails to dissappoint me. Haiz",
"Hear full album preview during todays webcast! #jonasnewsongs NO WAYYY I couldn`t `tune in`",
"_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?",
"Almost all are here now! Tomorrow at 8 we start! 291km`s of mud - http://mobypicture.com/?zx33t1",
"Keep it that long, people can ffwd if they like (now, if you did AAC w/ chapter markers...",
"Chang thay anh online gi ca",
"sure i can talk....the fabulous **** part though is out sorry dear",
"Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL",
"oh il probs do wt i do every yaer watch the first one then watch the last couple of weeks lol",
"http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!",
"testing out ymtumbkr on my iphone http://tumblr.com/xiy1qycvc",
"Wicked, my DVB-S tuner card has arrived. Although not sure I`ll be able to get it all set up ready for the FA Cup final tomorrow",
"never does anything good school and rabbit it my life cycle dunno how to tune a giutar so i am stuffed",
"I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad",
"Doing a Rainbow and Unicorn film then? #48hours",
"after mad calls..txt..fb msgs my homie finally calls me back I was so worried..I think I care far 2 much..but if anything happened 2 them",
"Is going to attempt to cook chunky beef & mushroom pie tonight mmm, i`m hungry already!",
"I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf",
"thanks for reading my blog. and for laughing at MY PERILS AND TRAGEDIES! ****Cries****",
"Perth - Ford - Falcon - 1997 - $3,500 - new ad received and will be posted on the HCC site soon",
"_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.",
"Dun wanna travel all the way there for lunch now. But yeah i have been there. Nice place. Missing Shan-e-Punjab though...",
"will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me",
"borred what everyone doingn check out links on my profile",
"@ my sisters crying my eyes out, hubby called from Iraq, spoke for n2 minutes heard popping sounds in the background and call dropped.",
"haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early",
"Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet",
"shame I dont still have my 286 compaq portable, which was really anything but portable LMAO, last tweet 4 now, toodle pip",
"Ada acara menarik lain: Keys to the VIP di channel V. Ttg straight yg dikasih tasks to approach strangers in the crowd.. Hmm",
"it is! ive done somethign like 200 updates today :S",
"hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty",
"you are not old!!! You`re just comfy! Like worn in sweats! Said with all the love my sarcastic heart can muster....",
"Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails",
"joe: 2.30pm Kevin pics up a new pair of pjs :`) PMSL i could have died!!! lmfaoo :`) I MISS MY BOYS",
"Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self",
"- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!",
"Yep, finished, chocked full of spelling and grammatical errors, but I`m cleaning it up tomorrow and popping it up hehe",
"#web20 .#prologue - Modern Liberalism, Misconstrued (2nd 1/2 of Bible -- 'Christ -- without the Crucifiction' Abstraction w/o `Skin`",
"- Definitely following - I`ve been 'following' the creator of this feature since 2005!",
"Yep, ah, ****, I don`t wanna leave my warm doona to get a hot beverage...I guess I`ll just have to make do w/o it",
"PSA::::: Being that I`ve been usuing twiddict- my last 14 tweets have yet to show on the bored. Bare w me.",
"AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah",
"#Vancouver gets tough with slum landlords..ew backed up sewage http://bit.ly/16UrvV http://bit.ly/16UrvV",
"Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB SATA 300 NCQ 32MB on the way...",
"crud is all I can say",
"Hey Peter, thanks for the follow. So many Sydney pastors tweet!!! Shame no Bris pastors are on Twitter; we`re behind.",
"_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it",
"endless streams of tea~~~~... it`s a holiday day here... how do I know? it`s raining",
"So tired & ready for bed!! Really in the mood for salt & pepper chicken wings & noodles but have no money on me for a Chinese!",
"Yeahhh you do that lol",
"In a Drill Sergeant`s voice: everybody wake the **** UP!!! *flicks on everyone`s lights* it`s 500 est rise and shine beetches!! Lol JK",
"u dont have to quit smoking http://bit.ly/CHZLW",
"has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty",
"ok just between U and me and all of our followers on twitter what do U really think of ? lol",
"AP: North Korea could opt for devastating land assault... http://tinyurl.com/nmg9ht (via _Report) Scary talk to say the least. mm",
"Mm. Goodnight. Going to play Rock Band 2 `til it`s time to watch SNL with Justin Timberlake.",
"why yes jeeves. bring me that noose there TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS!",
"ack, no can see either. and weird, these tweets are in my mentions, but not my timeline (oh wait, new Twitter)",
"Oh I`ve got that one & the stp x step one on VHS. Tried connecting our video to harddrive to copy to DVD but didnt work",
"honestly, why did the folks at Microsoft do MS Word 2007 to me? I can`t believe I just spent 10 minutes finding auto correct options",
"yes yes I AM, networking **** to the fullest.......and this girl is rih next to me",
"_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you",
"it`s beeen onee year",
"Hey Split Rock -- I`d know that llama anywhere",
"Its sooooooooo not funny when I have to move from computer to computer to render and draw. Come on, Revit! AutoCAD was never this bad.",
"'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong",
"did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks",
"_BODUCH Awww, you will get more friends on facebook. Just be yourself and people will add you",
"LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now",
"http://twitpic.com/67uc7 - can you lend me one? I have a cold too",
"lol -catch me if u can",
"nah ;) when a single person posts about 200 tweets a day is hard to cope with on my android phone when I`m unable to filter",
"Really! No even a little bit of #pane",
"Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me",
"Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny",
"_hameron I`ve seen those already. I link them in my lj post.",
"Adams morgannnn for jumbo slice",
"still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.",
"How about give golf lessons?? AND sing to your student taking lessons?? (JAKEOWEN2009 live > http://ustre.am/2S1Y)",
"_**** :O really well if u want, we can go 2gether next yr?",
"delegate I am now eating pate on toast a my wife is editing yesterday`s engagement shoot ;)",
"Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!",
"Here we are! Unofficially, of course, but we are providing all the info you could want for the Geelong Football Club!",
"Heart To Heart Mom To Mom Open Talk Mom http://bit.ly/kn3Mp",
"http://twitpic.com/4jjdx - Soak your had in hot water (but not boiling) for about 30mins - it`ll pull them right out",
"Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom",
"And they are so censoring over at nin.com, nobody can really speculate about these things are disagree with anything"
] | 536 |
LOVE the album guys and can`t wait for the official release Just curious, what top 3 softsynths/DAW were used on it? | [
" i love everrything from breadtalk i would eat the whole place if i could",
"Hats off to a slightly unexpected yet very successful end to a grouling day!!! Night all",
" Good luck 2 u and the babies",
"happy mothers day to all moms out there!!",
" well uhm i guess u pretty do now dont u? lol but it still sounded good",
" Hey Lauren...I`m a huge fan! I hope you are having fun at Wango Tango!!",
"I **** love Alexander William Gaskarth",
" ah! NFG were super amazing! Jordan is `pretty legit`!! Can`t stay longer 2 meet everyone cuz we hv 3 hour drive home!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wgoq - The Beach was phenomenal 2day",
" LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman'",
" Yay to being smokefree! Well done.",
" oooh that`s clever. I bow to your economic wisdom sensei",
" awww. rusks are good for tummy aches though :p try fennel or camomile tea works. or obviously try ...",
"Goodmorning tweedles very happy mood, i think i will always be after this past weekend. lol vids of the `BEYONCE WEEKND` coming soon.",
"Went shopping for sports tour yesterday with Garley... very very very funny!! Now I need some brunch And a shower.",
"great night! great peolple!"
] | [
"About to clock into work",
"I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology",
"Want to learn how to make flowers????",
"Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday = EXAM !! wow ****",
"Anybody have advice on who to use for printing biz cards besides Overnight (bad experience) & PsPrint, each biz card = sep. project =",
"http://twitpic.com/4jken - fire and urban at rock challenge",
"Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!",
"Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out",
"_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all",
"_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb",
"....yup stil at work",
"and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.",
"More to thank for #ff shouts and heaps more. Sry will be here all night i now realise",
"I guess you will find out shortly.",
"for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting",
"spent the whole day editing in Pro Tools...i luvvv this thing and am becoming quite the pro, but it gives me insane headaches.",
"my brain is gonna explode, a minute from now ) it is full of numbers @-) this should be the cliiimb. :-j i`m climbing the: mt. numbers.",
"I tried TD, but it battled with CS3 over my processor. Nambu is really good, but unintuitive",
"I`m going to go check out DJ Volt.",
"I looked up some differents stuff for mine, today.",
"NEW STRIPEY TOP DAY!",
"yeah .... just bought tickets for Pearl Jam in August",
":O Looking through my old stuff and found a record from my old band! Well,a band that I was in for about a month. Ever heard of ?",
"Painting is hard work. Very tired. But satisfying to see God`s house getting prettier. And I like the yellow of Tim`s room.",
"Methinks it`s time to read A Doll`s House + Streetcar and get some quotes, and then PHYSICS!",
"Gnight shar <(` `<)Vega(>` `)>",
"kids out for summer/ pool has been taken over/ no more tanning girls #haiku #yayschoolisout #sarcasm",
"Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...",
"Yeah ! I downloaded her whole album. :'> THE FAME ! I miss you taking care of me Hahah !",
"Hey! That`s about what ours was... for round 1. :/ Round 2 next week...",
"I <3 Owl City.",
"the there`s confuse me",
"A girl in my big hair rock today, black velvet baby ? http://blip.fm/~5z50g",
"Got 38 followers now!",
"At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee",
"There`s loads of highly qualified stuff and loads STILL using snail mail.",
"Finally Ubuntu 9.04 arrived as a disc",
"lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol",
"grabe, norms. i researched; dami pala flamenco forms and sub-forms. kaloka! i attempted a Solea. kaloka ang 12-beat!",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"No this is not redirects, this is just updating posts on our website massage.dk .. next item => publish, next item => pulish",
"Just got notified my podcast was accepted into iTunes. http://budurl.com/SBit Of course I then realized it was miss formated Fixed now.",
"hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june",
"listening to some brandy...never say never cd",
"gahhhh homework. masterchef in half an hour! hahah and the recruits",
"- That Jasper clip is my first 'favorite' Twitter message.",
"Please play in my movie",
"J Ross you can`t leave the killers still singing and run the titles - you should have been edited out for more music - happy - not",
"Might buy some iPod apps later, hmmm...",
"You are the First to know that SinhalenFOSS ep22 is out with the big news. http://tr.im/kpoR",
"is needing to make a new video",
"wat a stressful week i jus hope everything falls into place 4me",
"Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!",
"I am going to start using for fast access to m.twitter.com at school",
"it might be sunny today, but alas, new product must make it to Etsy!",
"voyed on MTV Movie Awards Mostly on TWILIGHT and SLUMDOG http://is.gd/wBt6",
"Been working on a framework for web based #SL application. Have product registration, server, login, site, security, & comms all done",
"idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties",
"wasnt it sad? was the 3d good?",
"Okay people my fones charged",
"Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )",
"like the sound of a tweet",
"Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.",
"listening to those litle hyperbirdies terrorizing the world since 4.30! lets cook em",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????",
"2 hours 3 mins left.....THE PRESSURE!!!! We need to hurry #48hours",
"wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll",
"LIVE NOW LIVE! ) DJ JAYEM B2B E.S.R Click : http://www.krisisdnb.com/listen.asx",
"turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.",
"just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hire a cleaner",
"That`s it. I`m hooked.",
"oh when will #gfail end? been on HTML version all day",
"just bought 6 new movies",
"Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi",
"Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy",
"been playing with the new phone.. think I got it all figured out",
"http://twitpic.com/4jco5 - The Result of working the Green/Black fingers...",
"Hav fun at heav y Metal happy hour you guys! In the future accadentally sets it on fire while smoking with",
"- Try this one",
"I go to 'User Experience Roundtable Hamburg - Detlev Fischer on Accessibility, BITV Test' https://www.xing.com/events/333622 Don`t miss!",
". Haha. Rite. Im freeeeeeee. Britneys spears listenin time.",
"sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer",
"omg... i want full JB- hey baby song",
"this is how we do itttt",
"6 freakin days!! Just a thought...what would I have to look forward to after this?",
"'The truth is hiding in your eyes' Paramore � Decode ? http://blip.fm/~5ytke",
"Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!",
"Okay one of my ears popped so now I know what everything sounds like and everything is reall loud",
"Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol",
"i can`t figure out how to listen to it from the internet",
"Can someone chemics ?",
"Wow, your spam really has everything covered! Mine`s almost all **** enlargement stuff.",
"Going to group therapy session, can`t wait to spill my guts... Ha ha ha",
"Laundry time and LOTS of it!",
"we are going all out!",
"I`m saving up for a three burner weber for next year",
"WOW Panic at the disco en Abbey Road",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"Oh, these are all from www.overheardinlondon.co.uk The others were from the New York version.",
"waiting for JONAS to come on",
"I can`t believe tour is almost over",
"Not sure yet... they said we`ll see",
"if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP",
"Back from hospital, now at work... later studio time",
"I`m currently using MicroPlaza which I found via a link in the comments on your blog http://bit.ly/ABRJp",
"charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow",
"So Windows LiveWriter`s accessible? Guess that answers that.",
"My comp is being slo w",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"hope y`all enjoy the MusicBoat Cruise. What a tough job - haha!!!",
"Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore",
"Here dude we got here n a table readyyy fo us",
"back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV",
"http://twitpic.com/4ja4b - me & raj SQUAD UP!",
"@_laertesgirl Ohh of course. She did stop once though, end of Dream. John Woodvine & Zoe Thorne, only ones not signed my programme",
"working allllllllll weekend..how thrilling..and i have to say bye to goshy on sunday cause she is leaving for poland for 3 months",
"Ive finished 4th year!!! Argh Uni is going soooooo quick",
"Umm. What do we have here? Apple pie, check. Cupcakes, check. Green tea, check. Coffee, check. Then we`re ready for tea time",
"i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo"
] | 610 |
thanks for a nice blog post! should however be given some creds since he has done at least half of the work on it | [
"Getting ready for school...hope today is a happy and awesome day",
" i know but its better than nothing",
" Thank you How`s your daughter? And by the way, how did you get 1017 followers? :O",
" because i stopped today :S wish me luck..... (had to overload first)",
"Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY",
"Great album..lucky to have this on vinyl. ? http://blip.fm/~5jhtv",
"Thanks to good friends for coming out, hanging out and being our ears out there, you know who you are",
"Spent some time with the Guild Wars 4th birthday update. Menagerie is a welcome new feature... For Rangers anyway.",
"Have beautiful dreams all, I`m off to snuggle down with my beautiful babies as they are done with the outdoors.",
"Done some positive affirmation now back to the Japanese yay for bank holiday Monday",
"happy mothers day. ekin sayang mak!!!",
" love session 2 of king of queens",
" glad you liked the quote (Integrity...) - it was in one of my more productive moments",
"loved, but hated driving in pollution",
"getting ready to go read, pray, and go to bed. Enjoy the rest of the night",
" Sounds like a nice relaxing afternoon. I have to mow the lawn and walk the dog"
] | [
"Im am going to send some twits to some folk...............",
"Got about 2 hours sleep.",
"_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun",
"i follow him now",
"_bishop sez need to get u to look at my flights again will email ur work tonite",
"Yeah ill make sure i keep you updated.. i get it all delivered",
"Oh man, that sux... price u pay for being on the org chart (and responsible, and stuff...)",
"now that`s an imtetsting visual.",
"because you saved the frog. I thought I replied to that so it would make sense. so how does twitter work? gehts abi gut?",
"Taking care of yucky stuff.",
"just got Zion tweet",
"of couuuurse fika i`ll pray thes best for you then.",
"i gots a summer job",
"_kearley That`s Twitter for you.",
"Do you have a chronic illness blog? Let me know, I`ll post your link on my own www.ptsici.blogspot.com",
"Or maybe its just us ....",
"Adem in, adem uit",
"http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - Poor Thing",
"thanks, still waiting... i don`t know what`s taking him so long - is it a bad sign or good sign?",
"(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7",
"Show 147 in pre-pre production ....... a bit behind",
"that`s two and a half hours completed now. chillaxing until half 2",
"One more day baby.",
"is back here in plurk. http://plurk.com/p/rq5ru",
"**** i got a **** of hw to do 2nite",
"twitter tends to do that to us",
"Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99",
"Por Favor!!! Only need FIVE more! http://tinyurl.com/dzcpg3",
"Working on Canada Shoots information. Coming your way soon if you have expressed interest and I have your email address . Eh!!!",
"_lavish i told diamond to follow you. and why u aitn share the starburst",
"_and_jay hi! **** your job!",
"- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .",
"twittering after 2 days!",
"I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion",
"if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!",
"says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj",
"3 to go, and uploading photos to email would be ten tenenen tenen.. DONE",
"_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol",
"Oh please! I wanted to complete an unfinished tweet, and 5 tweets cropped up in between! and now my tweet looks dorky.",
"There`s loads of highly qualified stuff and loads STILL using snail mail.",
"ermm, more like a full black upper half. and some a completley grey",
"Yay! I just fixed my blog`s CSS problem that messed up the design",
"losing weight check the pic",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"Make sure you come back and comment again!",
"ha! nice. that`s about all the german you`re gonna get from me. after that, it`s just counting and jibberish.",
"Here`s a more appropriate @ tweet... is everything ok Your last 3 days of tweets don`t paint a good picture :-C",
"Dang I should have stuck with him in my fantasty picks",
"take it. mmm, definitely.",
"Emoticons by Christian. ' ' http://twitpic.com/66riq",
"Pretty happy with how things have changed over the past 2 months...definitely for the best",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"i say business ive only sold 2....and its not RL money ...but its got me back into photoshop again",
"thanks for following me but who are you? hmmmm... twitter back !! ox",
"I will post it later. Its not on my comp",
"how is it, is it good? _flora",
"Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m... http://tinyurl.com/de8y47",
"Long to-do list. Little desire to do it all.",
"May have to work Saturday I want to just rewrite it properly over the weekend, but bosses may say just get it working now.",
"hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!",
"Creased my nikes!! ohh well... http://twitpic.com/66zfd",
"http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?",
"I will be uploading soon! http://myloc.me/FEb",
"a reply from would make my life, he replies usually to the people who call him ****, then he tells them he willblok them",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"games? Just wanted to clarify",
"invite sent You can now invite more collabs too, pass the word around",
"learning for school now ...",
"A Don`t Stop Believing remix? Sure, why not? Sacrilege ? http://blip.fm/~5jkpz",
"The website I`m developing - http://woo.sh lets you also share Videos, documents, maps and events - Later music too",
"I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?",
"_trip I bet he didn`t fall asleep till like this morning sorries.",
"FINALLY have a working (subbed!) copy of Pika?Nichi. Heeeee.",
"we found a ride",
"Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy",
"yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more",
"Just read it too. I meant the toys though.",
"_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages I envy u on that !!",
"http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year",
"my tummy kinda hurts!",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"I`m Twitter dumb. Just saw my '.com' & all the kind folks who`ve tweeted me. AH!So sorry, I`m not ignoring you, just SLOW.",
"haha! yes, there`s a lot to be said for nekkid religion",
"OK Just a thought that occured to me...",
"http://xkcd.com/577/ - today`s xkcd Looking forward to daily updates this week!",
"going to have bfast now",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"Yeah, I agree. it does. BTW, check out !linuxoutlaws. ;)",
"Sky man is quite friendlyand likes joey still annoyed that I got woke up about half eight though",
"lunch break`s over, going back to work....",
"has a good heart... or so says the doctor. Except that the doctor won`t be in until Tuesday afternoon to put that in writing....",
"work 4 - close",
"mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam",
"@_CorruptedAngel my god, really! Really? 50? Christ",
"He will be here in less than hour",
"David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"Trending you say? Well, there`s TweetCannon http://tinyurl.com/odrza4",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"im sure he will and if its not today, maybe it will be tomorrow..",
"laptop has been handed over to the master. I will be getting it back next weekend - fingers crossed! Will let you know",
"ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one",
"last day working for Tend",
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.",
"aww sorry ot hear that least its work though!",
"is looking for a job",
"_x I`ve got my essay plan written out now Looking for a couple of references, then I`ll get writing!",
"ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!",
"hmmm how bout my boi an me jammin sum john stephens for ya?",
"Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight",
"hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely",
"http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car",
"wants to increased my karma ~ http://plurk.com/p/suiva",
"It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good",
"c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun",
"ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa",
"Will be your DJ for a little while! Tune in if you want www.soompiradio.com",
"Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post"
] | 705 |
i love you so much tay (: youre so amazing <3 you should come to denmark, we love you here | [
" is my son - he gets my vote today coz he has grown into a loving, caring `soul-full` man - who loves his mum",
" You are welcome I love cute stuff!",
" aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.",
" lmao you witty wacko...loves it",
"STRESSED AS HELL (, but still surviving",
" Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..",
"Happy Mommy`s Day to all the mothers in the world!",
" - I always appreciate your 'musings.'",
" p.s. i heart your face",
" I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.",
"just came back from karaoke & eating dinner with emily. it was sooooo much fun",
" You live dat glamorous life.",
"goin ta bed now! goodnite jessica",
"Thank god camera fixed itself. I want a new ipod",
"time for bed.....got some learning to do tomorrow with an early start night night good people ****",
"lol i <3 spongebob"
] | [
"most definitely will! also, i wanted to say 'perfect time' was my favorite track! it seriously made me tear up!",
"_witty yes france/belgium was good carnt belive how much traffic we hit on the way back",
"maybe cause you look so innocent",
"I lluuvv u too.. ahhh im gonna miss u evenn moreee! lol",
"Ace @ the exams!",
"you should come over before friday and teach me how",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"My mind is calm & my heart is happy.. Life is good. ? Would it be ok if I took your breath away? ?",
"????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you",
"yeah! i love this one and doesn`t really matter",
"i seriously need to live somewhere fabulously queer. i miss being around **** people",
"That`s it. I`m hooked.",
"Thanks for the follow my new Twitpeeps!",
"what!!!???? where are u guys going!?",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"I`m thinking that you, me, , + should have it out over some vin in HK",
"I don`t want her to leave..",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"left a comment on your blog post",
"ahh that would rock",
"After France I was gonna spend more time in the sun, to overcome my negative reaction to it. Yep, in Netherlands. Good luck to me",
"No u miss me !!!!! LOL",
"Crabs are amazing...well as long as they`re not in your pants.",
"I am lost. Please help me find a good home.",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"nat has a twitter acct!",
"I love Overnight. And they`ve worked with me on printing/shipping issues. sorry it didn`t work out for you.",
"yes my dear V",
"I sent you a FR yesterday.",
"just wanna be there tonight",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there",
"welcomes my nephew to the christian world.",
"lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2",
"u just got me real excited cause i thought teniece was on twitter...",
"We are of like minds this evening , my dear!",
"I want to go to Universal too!",
"Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p",
"KICKIN BAK......NEED 2 DO MY HW.....I MISS U BABE LOLZ",
"May the 4th be with you",
"Where is my bestie when i need him",
"Really wants to buy new clothes",
"hey Bow when yu comin baxx 2 thaa 614 we miss yu hun ...614 all day!!",
"If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped",
"never noticed that before but you`re right! guess that`s because my heart is always dreaming of travel...",
"I got you today",
"Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )",
"I adoreeeee Matt Nathanson!! I am so jealous of you right now.",
"my stomach feels like it`s touching the ground..i`m SO full",
"hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"I talk to Ty all the time on XBL. I`m sure I could manage.",
"I want to be like Horatio Caine",
"Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)",
"*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T",
"well i miss her i think she would really like it re:trina",
"yer, oh that`s **** cause u hell need to post more haha so we can talk",
"would love to talk to you but i live in England so unfair",
"how do you win the trip to america? please reply xo",
"@_kotenok !! ... maybe they took one look at you and said 'That`s our girl!'",
"I`ll be sure to",
"Hi Everyone miss me much? muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)",
"I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.",
"ok i got you! Knight!",
"It should take you back to colorado where you belong",
"Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me",
"_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?",
"I miss my friends so much",
"they already are in my books",
"drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK",
"Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.",
"been there! need somewhere NEW",
"Making a birthday song to a special person!!",
"yep im very jelous too id love to be in miley position haha x",
"i can`t believe that you guys are gonna stay just one day here in Rio de Janeiro again",
"are you and melissa celebrities now?",
"I saw the note in FAQ about other languages. any thing that would change your mind? need any help or anything else?",
"I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology",
"if you can and know how, why not",
"I hear you ...",
"you`re alive!!!!!! Go w/ The Notebook...it`ll make you cry and stuff",
"I also believe in some things are meant to happen.",
"its almost your birthday!!",
"I want Dec to be my dad",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday",
"Busssssss with everyone! yayyy!!!!!!!",
"I wish I could afford to attend those benefits.",
"i wannabe in dubai",
"so true sad to say. I`m glad you`ll be with me to be my support group ;)",
"If you come to a gig in Dublin you can be my dancing partner. whatcha think? Hehe ****",
"And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you",
"specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)",
"I want to play audition with Anna ~ -mHc-SMOOCH",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed",
"I`d respond, if I were going",
"I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!",
"yeahh those two times we`ve stood next to each other were special times...",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"i want to see my bud mel miss hur loads",
"I`m the heir to the over draft",
"i hope i can find a store to take us",
"u already took da pic with out me",
"I know anne and judy",
"I think we could be related",
"Just getting an additional free day",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x",
"Would defo have done that but Im already booked over t`other side of the country",
"I really wish i would hear from josh",
"May the fourth be with you",
"im going to miss khyy so much",
"I miss you terribly",
"I`ll give u an icecream ?",
"Home Friday makes me too!!!",
"Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,",
"LOL. dood, i love you and miss you.",
"hi.wanna see 17 again again with me ;) i`ll fly to cali and see it with you",
"Take me with u eric",
"wants to hear his voice"
] | 195 |
Enjoying the cool breeze at the beach. It helps me relax and unwind. | [
"school.. i wish it would just end already!",
" Whooo Baby! Good luck",
" Say cheese for the camera, or throw up some Western Mass gang signs to be cool",
" Its goin good takin it easy ths weekend Im preparing for the big events comin up for me U girls INSPIRE me 2 do great things!!",
"Morning y`all. Looking forward to a nice BBQ today. Can everyone follow please?",
" You`re following Ellen, Oprah, and... me! I`m honored!",
" I need them It would`ve made my picture so much cooler. Mine are bottle green. Eeyea-thooo!",
" good girl, sarah. now we`ve got ourselves a club",
" We said anyone could 'write one'...those special 10 selected are - of course - chosen because they are OUTSTANDING!",
"shawty next to me like hella good oowwwww",
" Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate Tell me about your business derek_bell.com",
" NICE TO TWEET U",
"nice weather..looks like its going to rain here in #Delhi.",
" congrats, dreps! and good luck sa interview!",
": `Bring it on: In it to win it` is the BEST movie ever!! U are the best actress, singer, dancer and role model ever<33 xoxo",
" LOL good to know the time in LA, it`s a 9h time difference ... good morning to ya"
] | [
"i`m getting ready for tonight (teachers dinner on the beach!) but it`s raining and i hate this!",
"Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard",
"Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?",
"not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.",
"Hot ****, I`m at **** Disneyland!",
"stomach cramps; sat in bed with a hot water bottle having some hot milk & toast, i feel like a wi girl again :`) minus the stomach cramps",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"i DO THAT ALL THE TIME.. NO BIGGIE",
"Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!",
"a chilled day party tomorrow.",
"Heading to the office through a very quiet Stockholm, at least its not sunny",
"_n Where can I get some?",
"is tanning with emily! too bad its prob gonna rain",
"Really? 87 degrees as the high and I`m on my way to work?!? hagg lake tomorrow is going to be especially bomb sauce!!",
"yeh still have the weekend, but I get weekends anyways, today is my full last day of vacation time",
"I need to get away. I wish I had money to go travel for a bit. I miss my east coast friends.",
"Howz it going hun??",
"morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!",
"But then again I think I`m the only who pays attention to this type of thing, bout to hit this bush and pretend its purple.....",
"back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!",
"just got up Wheres the sun? =O",
"Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time",
"awwwwww....I know that feeling!!",
"Poor you Get outside and sleep in the garden, the sun will do you good. But don`t forget suncream!!!",
"GRRRR!!! It`s BACK!!!!! And what I mean is my headache But on the * * bright side....it`s only on one side!!!! /\\/\\/\\/\\/\\",
"time for me to go to bed. Am very tired. catch up with you all in a couple of days when I land & recover from flying to Denmark",
"_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it",
"maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff",
"not a lonely day after all.",
"California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda",
"I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..",
"is boiling in the office, air con any1 ?",
"just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!",
"You`re phone is off",
"Evening Yorkshire`s warm but overcast. How`s NZ? Don`t tell me - dark lol",
"I really don`t like this weather",
"thinks revising in the garden from 8 this morning without sunscreen isnt the best idea ive had oucccccccch",
"Think wearing bermudas at the cinema wasn`t a good idea after all, but outside was humid like cwazy!",
"I`m miserable with my boredom.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??",
"partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober",
"OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?",
"LOL freakinggg I worse a lookse shirt and shorts and sandals and it looks like its gonna rain outside boo yahoo wearther",
"OCHH ive got blister on my foot over the sun today its soo sore i supose yas dnt care hah just thaught i tweet it anyways",
"hey dude im finishing my lullaby dude i saw a pic of you w/ long hair umm lets just say keep it short ha",
"net .. net .. net .. hmm. bad weather .. weird summer!",
"looked up weather for greece this weekend....80 and sunny OMGZ",
"My neck hurts a lot.",
"It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!",
"Home from Ghosts of Girlfriends past with my lovely luddite Not exactly high theatre, but a good date movie!",
"_Toni i`m having one of those days today also",
"Random has an a",
"Not really stuck on F1.. but as the weather is here today I might just stay in and watch it.",
"word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol",
"what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore",
"Hey! How u feeling? I know Charla hit me to see there were any places she can go..too young Did she have fun?",
"Recovering from an Italian cruise in the Mediterenean",
"im in schaumburg rite now ... and u want ice cream lol its type chilly outside lol i got ice cream here",
"boo. i got rained out at the beach.",
"Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol",
"i gots a summer job",
"Cant wait to leave work",
"hey thought ud be on here most likely, im stressed out i really dont know why x",
"Getting a pedicure. I love these. My massage did not include a leg/arm/foot massage today.",
"..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls",
"well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh",
"My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long",
"Oh no I wanted to go to sea but today the sun is not here! SIGH!",
"Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night",
"at dancing...waiting for my turn hope i get my newww cd with the funky reel music todayy!!!",
"wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough",
"Bank holiday rock seems so fitting ? http://blip.fm/~5jg16",
"fo shizzle. . . i`m bored and wanna go do something. wish i went to pisay today. oh wellz. wonder who were there.",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"On my way home in the sunshine with a bag full of my stuff from work...",
"in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?",
"http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly",
"_rade oh no the economy gotcha? sorry but so happy that you got another one in LA! Enjoy SoCal! Ahahaay! LOL",
"bored. tired got headache",
"saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try",
"layenn down,uughh dunt feel well",
"I just want to Sleep.",
"Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.",
"gonna have a lazy day today",
"I miss having nothing to do except lay out beside the pool every day of the summer. That was much better than spending all day in class.",
"it is on environmental studies and driving me mental",
"Back from Miami. I miss South Beach",
"I have a belly ache...",
"u dont have to quit smoking http://bit.ly/CHZLW",
"After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly",
"is playing MYBRUTE! follow me at: http://yhana09.mybrute.com",
"what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21",
"nothing much, juss really bored! hbu?",
"places to find you if you`re not home- marilyn and seria beach",
"G*morning! Rain, rain and more rain.. ! But I don`t care so much",
"is off to somewhere.",
"lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!",
"to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t now the news but thats ok. BRB x",
"Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.",
"A sunny morning in the Big K, with lawns to mow and a 2 mile to run to attempt, urgh",
"It`s Friday and sun is shining and its quite warm already, Just walked the dog, He is so freaky hyper",
"Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions",
"Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me",
"i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc",
"Done studying bout the earth",
"how was your day ? boredom stuck my head",
"Is watching acoustic performances! & In the mood for a good 'FRIENDS' episode! I miss that show",
"i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again",
"Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!",
"i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy",
"thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!",
"they r the most random things that my mind can churn..as the Chennai heat gets to me I can assure u these will b more often.",
"im feel verey tired madry chasawy 9j !!!!!!!!!",
"Finally off work...long night. Hangin with",
"haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks",
"Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.",
"rblpnBro Not quite where I need to be here ... sad but true. Soon however all will be WELL 6wks ? http://blip.fm/~5z4ve",
"starting off my day with a little Northern Light",
"I feel like I`m on alott of drugs"
] | 116 |
we shuld do a dance like that its seriously the best thing haha. see yu tomoro. | [
" glad you liked it- he`s done loads of arrangements but that was the only one i could find on blip",
"had a kickass day full of Seaworld, retarded 15 year old guys, and X-Men Origins. Win day?",
" bit excited are u bradie lol",
"Is sat in her PJs drinking tea and watching the Politics Show. Lovely",
"_Shan_West Im so excited to see u!! Its been forever My lil Shan Shan gettin married!! PS Did u really get a tattoo?? Lol",
"Happy morning Sunshine It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!",
"Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle",
" Thanks for sharing it. Anything about COFFEE is good. I`m a big FAN!!! Can`t live w/o it.",
"okay okay sleep for realz now! Goodnight! ::waves to followers::",
" http://twitpic.com/4wh4d - LAUREN is AMAZING....well from what I see on the hills lol Seem like a great friend to have!!",
" loved you in head over heels! One of my fave movies! you looked stunning last night",
" my youtube channel? Demilynnmusic haha cause I love 2 sing & stuff so yea",
" Well I hope you have had a good weekend and even more so have a good day at work 2moro its already monday here,so far so good",
" too short as usual... but was awesome",
" either way, you always tend to make my #followfriday list, sweetie - you do rock that much",
"Just got home. :3 Was pleased with Star Trek."
] | [
"heyy terrence u should come to my school on May 29th for our talent show",
"I`ll be one of your 'groovy guys' any time, shortie short #photofollows",
"I want to play",
"From My Heart To Yours ? http://blip.fm/~5jo4w",
"ohh shardup! hehe. hes hot lah, gotta admeeet! bleh.",
"there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html",
"Seeing `Love at the Club` actually made me",
"you should come out!!",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"awww NO. you`re not ugly.",
"_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol",
"Huh. I`ll have to try that (for no other reason then just to try it",
"May the fourth be with you",
"LOL! Girl that video disturbed me and I love the hk theme too cute!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!",
"?and make your own pledge while you`re at it!",
"OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?",
"Oh god! The cheesy disco music has started and everyone is getting up on the tables i need more wine...",
"I want a massage!!!",
"can you follow me please?",
"_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.",
"its a travesty, no? and, the people who are doing this said they`d THINK about involving joss whedon!!!!",
"Off to get ready for toms.. gotta go make sure he`s not done anything stupid ill tweet later.",
"You such a good friend <3 I miss you so much",
"Ace @ the exams!",
"WASSUP BEAUTIFUL!!! FOLLOW ME!! PEEP OUT MY NEW HIT SINGLES WWW.MYSPACE.COM/IPSOHOT I DEF. WAT U IN THE VIDEO!!",
"At anthony`s for prom.",
"I miss you too!! And don`t say 'damn'!!! lol",
"yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2",
"http://twitpic.com/4jk42 hey Gi! look at this pic of you and frankie that i took at the southend gig!",
"D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????",
"Nobody does it better than www.traveljunky.com Not even half as good ? http://blip.fm/~5jv7j",
"MCFLY?!! Aren`t they the best band ever? I wish I were there to watch the concert. Singapore isn`t a place they`d tour.",
"How does it look like a Ninja Tutle?! xo lol",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me",
"_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision",
"It will give me lulz from time to time.",
"You`ll be waiting a loooong time",
"... same to you!",
"amen to that brotha!",
"say a hi to me tom please please",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me",
"Just thinking that it will all pay off in the end.",
"ano pa bang aasahan ko sa iyo? you never fail to FAIL me.",
"hey guys we just wanted to announce a marathon! so, let`s just say...GET READY FOR A COUPLE EPISODES!",
"it`s the little thing that links us to England",
"Off To Do Pilates Now! Tweet Y`all Soon!",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"C`mon, we`re talking about philos-ophy - the love of wisdom. I need a 'mat' - a context to intersubjectively 'ground' it.",
"Morning, that`s not mean, that`s just smart",
"I think he meant this pic - I don`t know what other one he might have seen! But really - this is as hot as it gets",
"P9 for Danica and your team... Not the end of the world, now is just hopes for a great race",
"O dear. so you`re going to be **** that kiddoe and I`m going to sit there doing.. nothing! awesome WHERES THE SHOPPING?!<3",
"so our bums really do look big it this",
"GAWD!. If only that dream actually happened last night....",
"Can I get some gd news for gods sake",
"you do realize tom fletcher from mcfly JUST posted basically the same thing!! TWINS!",
"haha dont we ever do that before many times",
"zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt",
"Whaat? That would seem to be a very powerful spell. Kind of tips the scale in their favor.",
"_serafina85 Its headed this way",
"I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho",
"or _ohh i think one of you should give a ride! please?",
"grabe, norms. i researched; dami pala flamenco forms and sub-forms. kaloka! i attempted a Solea. kaloka ang 12-beat!",
"We should so go for the Cobra-Cam idea",
"That`s one of the reasons we thought 'Should we have a kid?' 'Nah - let`s get a piano instead.' You poor buggers",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.",
"wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl",
"i want to see you on tour!",
"Go get `em! lol",
"That`s actually not too far from the truth",
"Why did I agree to work on this gorgeous day?",
"Hey! Polka dots or black dress. Both very glam. Mobile twitter`s a bit **** at the mo.",
"off for a run. moon-day is not that bad after all... #fb",
"talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!",
"LIKE DREW SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"_Charlotte We should! There will be another thrown I`m sure but this one will be with my American family",
"dude, come on... at least rotate that ****!",
"Cramps . . .",
"not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.",
"I think me gettin a physical change",
"lapit na ko magout. lapit na fated to love you.hehe http://plurk.com/p/rrj4e",
"Keep it that long, people can ffwd if they like (now, if you did AAC w/ chapter markers...",
"you own a didgeridoo?!?!",
"Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.",
"_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages I envy u on that !!",
"is not too hot and not to cold",
"Obviously not too bad",
"I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad",
"u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..",
"yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk",
"SATS what the its just around the corner.",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"make up your mind",
"garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.",
"OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad",
"Me to, oh well maybe one day",
"just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify",
"white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the enw drummer youre mean!",
"hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?",
"yes`ma... for an after party too after the show next week.",
"that`s the only way to get things done. no distractions",
"so instead of laying out in this 90 degrees i`ve gotta give 32 fourth graders miso/rice/sushi/mochi in an hour fml",
"easties you can go there anytime",
"There`s starwars day? ) OMG Rocio!",
"I hope when you`re calling this the shitshow you mean that in a good way. because this will be fun.",
"OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing",
"I follow u lol",
"gooood we miss you!! hope you had fun w/the in-laws haha",
"Yeah, physically moving too! Apparently we`ll be reporting directly to Mr. Hayward...",
"what fun are you speaking of?",
"Bank holiday rock seems so fitting ? http://blip.fm/~5jg16"
] | 388 |
Bioshock is as fantastic as the first time I played it. Now sleep then more Bioshock tomorrow | [
"So nice how Natalie taught Jameson 'why'!!!",
" i saw you on tues and last niiiighht <3 so amazzzing, didnt even notice you forgetting the wordddss",
"Aaaah did you see Prez Obama holding hands with his wifey? Soooo romantic even in White House.....",
" i know. i need to get their cd somewhere.. hopefully they sell it here in finland.",
" Well, all I can do, is pray for you.....",
" Nice! What r ur plans for 2day? Oh n Happy Mothers Day if u happen 2 b a mother",
"59 may be my new FAV number!!!",
"Happy Mothers Day! ..ok..seriously..good night",
" aww what kind of dog do u have? I have a chihuahua named Zoey",
"Round and Round the Garden: The amazing thing is that he`s still talking to me! http://tinyurl.com/dx8as4",
"my teeshirt is faaar too small for me but i like it too much to stop wearing it",
"Happy Star Wars Day to you all",
" well thank your phone for me.",
" You`re welcome... and you`re welcome!",
"Music Update Before Leaving. Check out the songs Photograph by Air, Disco Friends by Just Jack, Stand Up by The Prodigy. And Enjoy!!!",
"loves summer! and don`t forget people, tomorrow is mother`s day!"
] | [
"More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!",
"Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!",
"more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage",
"But then again I think I`m the only who pays attention to this type of thing, bout to hit this bush and pretend its purple.....",
"I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call",
"haha ofcoooursee you do, its pretty much a must, and pluss its dress up night, jst added incentive",
"Okay one of my ears popped so now I know what everything sounds like and everything is reall loud",
"Feeling better today, but still sick.",
"and we`re back in buisiness",
"- NOT A HEAP HEY. JUST BOUT TU HIT THE SACK. ITS 1.15AM HERE. I NEED SOMEONE TU CUDDLE. SUCKS WBU.? X",
"Listenin to some old school new found glory. Hedro, gimi a high school band i can down load. Besides home grown....",
"haha dont we ever do that before many times",
"is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night",
"finally home for once after a dope **** week",
"Keep it that long, people can ffwd if they like (now, if you did AAC w/ chapter markers...",
"_mcflyandjb in heaven, i`ll go everywhere",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...",
"finally get my hands on my laptop! just ate the biggest burrito de asada EVER and now im gonna get ready for the party-ooo!",
"I gave you a big mention on The GodTalk Radio show last night....last segment of the first hour. Podcast format avail soon",
"Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though",
"Off to bed after hours on the phone gossiping with Bia, lol. Nite nite, sleep tight!",
"<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe",
"thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones",
"_juansimon God I`m bored. Wish we could`ve done something 2night!",
"_SHeP nope i really want to play it aswell",
"im feeling the burn of the last 4 days..gonna chill play xbox and watch stuff all day",
"just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!",
"i skyped u las nite",
"rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)",
"whyd u feel awful after last night?",
"_x Yepp. Do you Like Dylan or Cole Better?",
"I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad",
"Okay, now I`m listening to Jonathan Coulton and working. Woo.",
"Its two o clock in the morning!",
"watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated",
"Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.",
"I could do with another one now myself. was back to work on Monday after being off for 7 weeks not good.",
"http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song",
"Getting some sleep. Stuff with the family and a ton of homework tomorrow. Night",
"Awww. Don`t mean to sound like an overgrown age 37 baby, but I`m still stick. Not as bad as yesterday, but still bad.",
"2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol",
"i am very very tired",
"IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)",
"_Guy I�m afraid yes - both are true I hope u r not disappointed yet",
"haha, dork was it good, then?",
"has tummy pains n woke stu up for a drink in the middle of the night, I don`t remember it",
"Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...",
"It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.",
"worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?",
"back from driving and now back to bed",
"Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston`s grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries",
"ano pa bang aasahan ko sa iyo? you never fail to FAIL me.",
"Or this, for that matter: http://bit.ly/SS6Yp So jealous.",
"Boring? What?! Ugh!!! come back to of then!",
"yay but you missed naptime",
"Is it possible to pass out he your laying down? Bed soon if i can sleep <3",
"Wow.... I thought we`d only be gaming for 8 hours but here I am 13 hours later seeing the last person out. <_< Long session, but fun.",
"I didnt mind the movie myself, may be because Im not that big a fangirl myself",
"I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis",
"I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!",
"She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever",
"I have been called by my friend the bed. It is time to acknowledge the inevitable. Goodnight All, Hello Sleep",
"So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!",
"thx girl! I just now woke up! I cnt believe I`m sick!! Now I have a fever... Wish I could pound nyquil This sucks.",
"In a philosophical mood tonight, wandering round after dark does that for me",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"i want to see ephraim zenh tomorrow! a lot. but can i find a sitter? wtf? why does everyone have plans? it`s only saturday night...sigh.",
"Just got Dailybooth and not sure what to do. It`s confusing!",
"So...woke up in time just for work.....boo",
"WOW never seen him before , he`s bloody awesome , I think bcoz George won last year however could be bad for him x",
"Morning...tired should i excercise or jus relax need to catch up on sleep..Ladies would you like to see Shemar Moore @ Embassy? Hit me up",
"- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !",
"would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.",
"I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills",
"Yep, . Sleep-fail. In another 7-8 hours, it`ll be D&D-fail.",
"_Stokoe I bet! I can imagine how much work it is making a movie. I can`t wait to see it",
"cool its my P",
"_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3",
"I`m not! They frighten me to death............I just like to see all the boys in their leathers! ;) We go every year. Brilliant atmos!",
"tell me about it",
"It`s weird waking up in my own bed. Slightly comforting, but i miss the group. But i`m loving using my own pillow again!",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"its a hott tuuneee,",
"- Try this one",
"Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie",
"You`re just jealous! Guess you`ll be walking around the office tomorrow in your Malo!",
"urgh, over slept for work, still done no revision and im SO snappy today. having a total fat day too",
"No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed",
"lol..well..no. I`ve had insomnia since I was 23 :-/ & since then dont sleep a lot of hours, but the ones I do are great!",
"I certainly know the feeling. Wesley is sleeping and I want to go get something to eat but I only have $4.38 in my account",
"so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting",
"oh dear, I take back my request.... I get so drunk on fizz!! And I def do regret it the next day, sure fired hangover",
"@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me",
"haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese",
"Morning everyone! Going to a gig now, then a run. Update you all later",
"can i have itL",
"nevermind....I kept reading and see ya`ll r gonna be in Williamsburg I`ll mind my business now, lol",
"woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x",
"about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.",
"that gets around the problem I had of doing it all myself good idea.",
"maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time",
"Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time",
"Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?",
"That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!",
"You`ll be waiting a loooong time",
"Time to get ready for wrk! Ahhhh, I dnt wanna goooo!",
"http://twitpic.com/4w70j - Left: This is your brain. Right: This is your brain on drugs.",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"I still have a very depressed feline fuzzball...it`s another trip to vet tmrw to see what can be done...worried doesn`t even cover it",
"Finally home, watching saturday night live, then dreaming about my amanda boo",
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Tis nothing, but pure insanity. Can I have the title of Queen of watching bad horror films?",
"time always seems to fly when im with wade, its weird; but i like it... a lot!",
"better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!",
"get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR",
"I`m really getting sick ugh **** nursing homes! Laying in bed, might go run later, watch some more movies with Austin. Sara & Sami left",
"missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good",
"i`m going to sleepies, feel poorlies and pissed off night night tweeples ****",
":: holy kraut. I canNOT stay up this late. But the book is done and in the author`s in box. Tucking in with kitty-boys now. Nighty-night.",
"its too early i wanna go back to sleeep"
] | 884 |
I love that song! I was starting to think I was the only one that knew that one! #sameperson | [
" awww THANK YOU! you are a great guy too how`s ur weekend been so far? hugs ****",
"Good night all, 15 miles of trails with 7 peeks to climb in the morning, fun times ahead",
" No, nothing so important. I just like it to look like that. It`s an old hairstype actually",
"I dedicated today to Mothers Day videos because without Moms (and Dads) we wouldn`t be here tweeting.",
"Finished watching Episode 4&5 of Ruby Metaprogramming Screencasts. Lots of cool tips, great! But need to more coding practices to master.",
" Good eatin. Hey, follow my son . He`s on now",
"'It`s not **** if you scream surprise first.' - my customer just said to me. Haha. (via )LMAO",
"May the 4th be with you! Happy Star Wars Day twirps! ROFL",
" aww... my mom will appreciate it Much the same to your familias! When do you leave for tour?",
"Rey Mysterio is so awesome",
"Won a gps at post prom",
"when living in Spain..you can NEVER take a hot shower for granted..luckily I have nice friends across the street",
"_buckley Good morning from sunny London...sounds like an oxymoron but happens to be true of today Hurrah!",
" he`s hard to please, methinks he has the picture in his head just fine",
"_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at",
" I GOT UR BACK @ BABY!! much love to ya!"
] | [
"I need some cheering up",
"_berland LMAO I know I know",
"do you remember my spok-5?",
"Here are some that other tweeple recommend to me: www.audiomicro.com , http://tr.im/gWOy , http://tr.im/gWPx",
"I have one fastsmallballbuster`y question. & I promise not to weirdherout w/the fact it MAY be on my visionboard",
"Tom , today my school played POV at the break , and I almost cryed ! your show in sao paulo is today ! I wish i could be there!",
".... It was just alriiightt",
"OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol",
"that was not Venessa that was me..",
"Hank Thompson � The Big One Got Away -- hmm... how old do you have to be to remember THIS? ? http://blip.fm/~5jboh",
"Listening to: Sweet Talk 101 - Cute Is What We Aim For /// Considering taking up the GameBoy Color again. I miss chiptune.",
":: I know the feeling Its a little depressing :S",
"What do you think I`m doing at the moment? Yeah you guessed it http://www.phoenixfm.com/listen-now.php",
"actually, my friend gave me the files today! lol but those are all CDA files... do u know how to convert them to MP3?",
"do you remember them all.... do not take that as a challenge to!",
"morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way",
"aw no! yeah I must say, it was very good haha",
"i will HAVE to agree w/ u",
"_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say",
"I guess thats just how I am lol",
"@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me",
"Dfizzy if you ever read this Uh i got one question for you ^^ Would you ever date a fan? Lmao!",
"If someone have a friendster profy!,.just add me!,.ayt!?,.lol!,.http://bit.ly/UsPlN !",
"_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there",
"Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you",
"this is what i think about the world at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today",
"U SO funny but u right! I like BSB but Im not as fan than U I love much better Tupac & TLC..2 bad they`re not singing anymore",
"It`s surprising how much Billy Idol turns up in tweets. I monitor constantly - not that I`m obsessed or anything! #BillyIdol",
"_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol",
"yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me",
"I don`t know how to quit you-brokeback mountain",
"I do have one coloured one on my leg. Its a butterfly filled with colour! x",
"_music aah i stopped getting your updates on my home page!! saddd..im guna re-follow you ..it worked with tswift",
"chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****",
"_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!",
"1 day to my Birthday !",
"back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV",
"Rod stewart`s new song",
"_extacy lol i know eric, i wont delete you! just people i dont really know and never talk. and bands",
"oh really? why HELLO there",
"Someone in UNITED STATES liked Eleminis http://tinyurl.com/dhlq5t",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"ok cause the one S orange is still open. Whew, you just scared me. Sorry the one by you closed",
"20 John: : http://tinyurl.com/cq5nkp",
"i ask myself that all the time.",
"How in heckitty did I forget that one?",
"http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home",
"_ife not to forget cinnamon!",
"It`s Alright,It`s Ok-Ashley Tisdale",
"Listening to have heart. Aka i took over carlys last.fm its 4am need to be up in 4 hours. Looooong day tomorrow",
"...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x",
"story of my life",
"_louise so i can just watch that again x",
"I left that for people to complete",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"I remember the show... I don`t remember the hiccups...",
"y r we giving up on people? I actually thought that way for a while too before I found someone who is very intriguing",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"recorded some of a new song today! u wont hear it for a long time thooo... we might play it at shows tho! so comeeeeee",
"trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"heh, thats the same theme I used on http://leetbix.net",
"yep, so I **** it.",
"If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x",
"LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****",
"i have a weird subconscience. i wonder who will i dream next",
"why am i awake?",
"Yep, that`s me all right - I don`t mean the monk is Me - that`s my (as in a photo taken by me) in Better Photography",
"and yes, I have seen your comment and yes, I did have the right answer. I`ll get over it.",
"i noticed that you were on the same hallway....**** No worries about the BBQ....I`m hoping there will be more to come!!!",
"_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High.",
"HEY TWEETERZ. GO ON ITUNES NOW & BUY and _cabrera `s NEW HIT SINGLE 'TELL IT LIKE IT IS'",
"you drank it on the sly, didn`t you and that`s why you`re asking. I know how you are",
"it`s because finished the recordings?",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"home! day scale from one to ten is an 8 **** i feel old compare to him, haha so cute.",
"you do realize tom fletcher from mcfly JUST posted basically the same thing!! TWINS!",
"i know its such a shame i think they`ve got a good chance & i hope they do coz they are different aren`t they & great :]!",
"i started and fisnihsed gossip girl yesert=day",
"thats it, rub it in that ur seeing morrissey! il just go and cry in the corner x",
"no problem. i wasn`t really sure what i was doing. it was some application on the twibe page.",
"I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN",
"same thing happens to me all the time",
"did you run into someone I know this weekend?",
"****! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...",
"Check and check! And yes, I did (and am)!",
"Why do people have 2 be so deceitful and unreal? But my love for Steve Jones and Channing Tatum has been renewed lol...their soo nice",
"ill check that out",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"just got my BMTH concert tickets ? youknowimsofreshtilldeath?",
"Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don`t be a stranger! BeBlessed!",
"And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?",
"hhahaa! its well strange just woke up to an empty house ahah lolllllyyyyyyyy<3 love that dog",
"Hi : Found you through . i am indeed a pigment of your imagination",
"i am so jealous!!",
"hey mate fancy finden you on hea",
"_ nooo no roo crying. but omg i wanted to slap her. she was singing fine then from out of nowhere- BOOHOOOOOOOOOOO",
"Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept",
"Zelda Fans!!! pand_i - Zelda: The minnish cap, and a want for more music taste: Zelda = epic I&#.. http://tinyurl.com/d7jvop",
"i talk to you",
"can i have itL",
"_the_BigMan hey! Ive never caught enyone on live before!",
"... Waited for the band before the Singapore show, met Chris M and got tickets... Nothing you don`t know!",
"Mmm someone come havelunch with me",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"yes sir i sure did.",
"... Yes. That`s what I said.",
"today was my first day",
"I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!",
": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol",
"say hi to Kimba for me",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm",
"I was born there",
"_louise yeah. like that",
"Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)",
"sounds like my town",
"_786 It`s no secret I`m an apple boy! Have considered the iphone dark side MANY times"
] | 353 |
Only a month left of high school! Thank God. I am ready for summer | [
"Goooosh! Someone payed my LastFM subscription ^^",
"i think taylor laughtner and selena gomez are the cutest couple! i love them both! just read it on M! my fave mag",
"Good Morning Twitts! Another GloOmy day in NYC!",
"Alright, I think it`s time for bed...even though I`ll probably surf the net for another hour before I go to sleep lol! Goodnight",
" good question. Nepal PM declaring to resign and actually resigning is two very different things .",
"Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,",
"gives you a Haiku status (inspired by Michelle Yuen) the sun is shining a perfect day glorious day outside my office",
"Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm",
"Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read",
"Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?",
"Happy Sunday. We have sunshine in Frankfurt. Hope all mothers enjoy this day",
" Absolutely! Just have a good backup for Romo for December.",
"I Love You MOM....alwayyyyyyyssssssss",
"Writing my Music Lit final paper on Mozart`s Eine kleine nashtmusik. Mom is giving me a hand...and I`m actually having a GREAT time",
"received her first pressie. Happy happy.",
" Good afternoon Jonas Brothers x"
] | [
"ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!",
"done with facebook. off to jamlegend",
"What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside",
"just said goodbye to the younger bro. #misshimalready",
"Now standing because my tailbone is killing me",
"our south style exhibition is on in less than a week member fresh gallery otara!",
"july 8th flight gets in, my mate here is on about goin hm early so am all",
"oh yea mspacers my boy just hooked up my page it looks kewl at least i think so and it only took him 5 minutes www.myspace.com/missmickey",
"I don`t wanna go back to work sleepy time.",
"Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.",
"I`m sorry at least it`s Friday?",
"Oh my gosh! My hair is so short! I miss my long hair!",
"Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55",
"Oops..too late. Already popped in Bridges, since I missed most of it on tv. (I <3 Blair & Jo too!)",
"had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..",
"rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((",
"home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list",
"So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.",
"nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it",
"lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.",
"awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?",
"nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,",
"Hello dark hair! Well, my plans for today just got cancelled make some better ones?!",
"I`m SAD SAD SAD!!! thought my aunty Stina coming but no more i was so looking forward to having family..i miss dat! i`m alone on maui",
"i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?",
"Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!",
"Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon",
"Victor drew Hannah Montanna in my yearbook.hahaha. I`m going to miss my 2nd per SO much",
"got through two thirds of new moon in three days, now on to eclipse..........then more work assignments sadly dnt write them selves.",
"Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.",
"Just got my paycheck... April bonus can b deposited 2day the rest, gotta wait til Mon.",
"Okay, as long as you`re all right.",
"early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!",
"had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.",
"I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?",
"urgh, over slept for work, still done no revision and im SO snappy today. having a total fat day too",
"i cant sleep ughh n i have registration tomorrow at 11 this suxs *Shooting Star*",
"Very bored. All day, no one 2 talk 2. Missing my BF (and his kisses). Hols almost over, don`t wanna go back 2 skool.",
"Ah so 15 months. I`m sure he is advanced, and it`s not you being biased they seem to grow up faster these days - now I sound old!",
"Good work.I`ve only just managed to turn my studio on... I envy your productivity",
"driving past Tattered Cover w/o stopping promising myself to make time next week.",
"http://twitpic.com/4we4j - Speed lessons on the main screens on center court! I had to take this pic",
"FINALLY FINISHED MY **** FILM FINAL!!! (Well, all except 1 part, but idk how to do it....) :/",
"_paige aww hey! I didn`t know this was you! LOL. I`m sick. No outtie for me.",
"I am now cleaning",
"I somehow miss you.",
"Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time",
"heeey heeey! about to go read...",
"At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee",
"so glad it is friday two classes, then lazy afternoon. too bad it isnt nice and warm out today",
"thanks for wishing me luck a couple of weeks ago on getting into a higher choir, but i didn`t make it",
"Morning! I have loads to do 2day goin for a walk 1st to get rid of last nites haribo`s",
"Ugh. My feet feel like they`re going to fall off.",
"_Guy I�m afraid yes - both are true I hope u r not disappointed yet",
"awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards",
"that`s two and a half hours completed now. chillaxing until half 2",
"Sheesh. No crochet? BAH and humbug. And sleep? Um, I suppose I will someday",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"I`m probably going to be doing the same thing",
"I have my 830 class **** school! what time you work wed? if jade comes ima have to get her in antioch at amtrak.",
"Can`t beat all time low.. (: I soooooo want to go to Metro Station.. Your cheap shots wont be able to break bones",
"Work out. Now actual work",
"getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow",
"sadly isn`t me. It`s some1 w/ 1 follower 1 update & hasn`t used Twitter since May 1, `07 I wanted that name, too",
"More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!",
"absolutely gutted that i`m not going to badu tonight. you guys have fun...! just got home and need to head downtown now. gd this heat!",
"please do I`ll settle for cheap cider for meeting deadline. Have you seen our new blog at www.havealovelytime.com?",
"sociology is done, english and biology left... i`m going to DIE",
"bundy. in 3 days.!!!! warm weather here i come!",
"starting to pack stuff up",
"waiting for to wake up...... hazin a sad",
"I totally forgot thats its friday till I read `s tweet. Ha. I feel dumb *Take A Breath*",
"Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self",
"_WOCKEEZ Don`t wanna miss ANY of your shows...you guys kick it! Sad to say...my plane is in the shop...",
"weekend along with the summer is here so why do I feel sad?",
"Just woke up and saw that the sun isn`t out I need to start waking up early",
"The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long",
"But but I dun wanna",
"haha maybe someday I will be your publicist! that`s what i am going to school for",
"And it`s only downhill from now until Labor Day!",
"Off To Do Pilates Now! Tweet Y`all Soon!",
"she is all grown up",
"yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon",
"Going to the gym early trying to get back in shape again. My husb got me a gift cert to swim w/ Dolphins for my BD. Need muscles!",
"im really tired.. not much time to sleep",
"You have the best hair ever. Totally jealous. Mine`s unfixable if I forget and leave sunglasses stuck in it too long",
"good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame",
"morning.any plans for today?",
"i really needa find more stastics",
"On my way to school not feeln this rainy day at all.... But I had lots of FUN this weekend ....",
"Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"Feeling madly sorry for myself... - �I�M SECK D= Make me feel better I should be going to a fashion show... http://tumblr.com/xz31werch",
"Visiting the grandparents in Manhattan, and dropping off my sister for the week! I wish I had an excuse to be so tired today..",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR",
"getting ready for my first day at my new job",
"Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC",
"I am so tired!",
"at least you have a next year into the big wide world for me!",
"ohh yeahh (: i`m probs gonna be a loner to start with, thanks to the person i was gonna go with be a ****",
"i hate waking up early! but i need to make up my 27 hrs at my pharmacy class. >=[ sighhh. in other news: breakfast time!!!!",
"will be MIA until june 13.. finals",
"The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!",
"I have to use the bathroom",
"no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol",
"I don`t ship out until October",
"I want to play",
"I miss you too, Mojokins! I go there, but not long enough to comment Will do more this weekend!",
"I`m having the same problem",
"is having a profitable day! Looking forward to Sunday...gonna be a great day -- sad, too, because it`s the 5th graders last day!",
"_fred6 I haven`t canceled my account yet and I haven`t logged in since november I think, maybe I Should My main was a rogue, lvl73",
"wooo...my luck is done",
"i`m good-making a list of things to do today.I have a week off in a few days,I dont want to be doing these chores things then!",
"time to relieve stress at the gym!! Someone should write speeches, take exams and do research for me",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"2 days of this month left, and I only have 400MB left on my onpeak downloads.",
"Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it",
"Hi, there you are! Rise and shine. Yes, I did. Pretty early for the last nights hours But I slept like a baby though ...",
"Has that sinking feeling that it`s all about to go **** up.....bracing myself for the comedown"
] | 603 |
#musicmonday Nicest Thing from Kate Nash | [
" I like how the binary code under your name says ZirconCode as well. XD It`s looking very nice. Better than before.",
"says HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY! http://plurk.com/p/sv70e",
"happiest girl in the world. best weekend ever and I can`t wait for next weekend either!!! so grateful for all my blessings!",
" hey Momma Cherri`s site is still active: http://www.mommacherri.co.uk/ I`d love to go too one day",
"_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion",
"I`m still up! Thank you all for praying (: AHAHAHA! I`m watching Britney: For the Record until school. Today should be a good day",
"_preet haha one of the many reasons I love you",
"Where are all you Motivated/Determined/wannabe sexy successful young professionals!??! I might really have to join a BNI if there is no1!",
"thursday night was amazing taylor swift gave me one of her braclets",
"_NZ busy,fun mother`s day thanks got what I wanted...a Wii Fit!!! Yay",
" you`re so lucky. we have 6 weeks until summer",
" No I haven`t had chance to watch that yet...going to have to get hold of it. Thanks for the tip.",
"45Th st pub anyone tonight? Dont want to be a lonely drunk tonight",
" discover a whole new beautiful you",
" yeah they are basically awesome",
"Thank you all for proving my point"
] | [
"http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby",
"http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year",
"My club card and picture and I just cured world hunger! And made of gold! This thing is awesome! Too bad you don`t have yours.",
": Chillin` at home-watching a movie on tv & making some 'healthified' streusel coffee cake.",
"I was feeling guilty about buying a luxurious pair of shoes yesterday until my house mate just saw them and got over excited",
"Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC",
"pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though",
"My mind is calm & my heart is happy.. Life is good. ? Would it be ok if I took your breath away? ?",
"NOT excited for 32 people reservation in the morning **** LOVIN halo3 right now for sure too",
"I wish i had my iPod , i need some jonas . I miss their sexy voices JB forever !",
"Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^",
"_McKay2009 sadly no, sitting inside as mobile signal won`t work in the garden I`ll be opening the wine at bang on 5pm though!",
"Ok getting the pink stripey one it`s the most subtle I`m a bit bored of the floral print! Ok?",
"I did the dishes and I`m now on a train to Newcastle. Have to leave #nontweetinggirlfriend behind for 2 weeks, which is always a bit sad",
"wanna b marie antoinette, cos she had perfect hairdo, fab clothes, n tons of macarons. Crappy day",
"presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes",
"emily is over tonight XD work experience is over. Jen I`m going to miss seeing you like everyday",
"reconnecting with amadeus and friends",
"Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.",
"she is all grown up",
"listening to some brandy...never say never cd",
"Kinda meant mother. Im giving props to for taking us",
"Kelly Kelly pays your bills @ 12:15, Kaden pays em @ 5:15 and just wants you to follow him. lol He dosent get to pay bills",
"I`m pretty sure Isis has a tapeworm. So she`s allowed to snuggle with me all she wants tonight.",
"laughed so much today over that picture of lauren, that my chest hurts.",
"ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0",
"_burnett Firmly embedded in her Hampstead constituency then",
"The pics I just uploaded are the baby pics of my cats. Missy is now an adult and a pretty little kitty, but Batty is in kitten heaven now",
"Getting somewhere with my first 'real' KiokuDB and catalyst app, yay",
"Well, #Evernote is giving away Wireless SD cards 4 fllwng thm on twitter & tweeting abt #evernote_eyefi But US/CAN only http://tr.im/mPxn",
"is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers",
"finishing up at the studio NEW SONGS UP ON MYSPACE tomorrow MAY 5th",
"I gave you a big mention on The GodTalk Radio show last night....last segment of the first hour. Podcast format avail soon",
"The exception for a short dude: Larenz fineass Tate yum",
"I day til NYC!!!! and the journey soon begins!!! Music baby",
"_louise Lucky me. There are mystery ingredients as well",
"I actually participated in lit today :p Also, it better not rain",
"_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am",
"Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu",
"and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.",
"_newnew yea I saw the oil show u put on gotta I likes",
"having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me",
", totally worth it!! great movie cool 3D glasses! i miss ya! and i miss and i miss new york too",
"I`m exhausted new song 'one day' on myspace check out http://www.myspace.com/tannajoy",
"Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!",
"Tom , today my school played POV at the break , and I almost cryed ! your show in sao paulo is today ! I wish i could be there!",
"i am listening this song 'shattered' by Tynisha keli www.myspace.com/tynishakeli",
"was there going to be a recording of with the needle that stings in her heart on youtube or something? i missed the stream",
"She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!",
"maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff",
"Thanks! My mom`s seed is larger and already cracked (and planted). I hope Avalina isn`t a dud!",
"_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad.",
"Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp",
"http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song",
"Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love",
"is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)",
"http://twitpic.com/4jccd - and also these hi top Reeboks. cause i can",
"aw. wasn`**** sad?! give ginger a little pat on the head for me! mwah!",
"Glad TS brought it! Sorry about ur foot shorty...ur gonna have to relax wit the heels",
"Did you get to meet Ace Frehley? Love his guitar playing. Not sure how coherent a speaker he might/might not be.",
"I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!",
"garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.",
"sad that borders did not have guerrilla gardening book but otherwise a most lovely relaxing day",
"doesnt have a hangover and is getting ready for a good ol` english fry up",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"@_erica I know right",
"watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:",
"delegate I am now eating pate on toast a my wife is editing yesterday`s engagement shoot ;)",
"Unfortunately, I didn`t do it on purpose - itunes shuffle did it. It followed up with Dreadzone, so no life-ruin music-trauma.",
"oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery",
"okay really really bored. i watched a michael jackson concert from 1992. he`s awesome and his short films r coolio too (:",
"Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB SATA 300 NCQ 32MB on the way...",
"just got the dreaded call from babysitter - little H has bumped her head Sitter says she`s fine and goose egg is going down fast",
"the end when they sing this is me and when they sing play my music",
"She doesn`t need a darn (watching my language) thing but that never stops her & I mapped u. U live in the boonies :-o",
"making mother`s day gift",
"Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj",
"how you get a day off and you still aint hit me.. Where is the lOVE?",
"There is a faux gothy chick looking at me, sorry I am not going to camden and I like pop-punk and jimmy eat world",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"really don`t mind (too much)) sittin @ standstill, listenin 2 music, twttrg. But the gas gauge isn`t lookin healthy",
"gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter",
"you have every right to feel like a crazy fanboy! jason mraz and james morrison? the jealousy is tangible",
"No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!",
"_nichole i miss my earrings lol you should let me know when your close by",
"listenin do da beach girl5 on itunes",
"Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.",
"ashley tisdale , i mean . cuz shes in berlin on 6th june and i`m not gonna be there . i wanna start cryin right now :/ ashley pick me up",
"Got that right! And i know when I found out she wasn`t coming i cried! It really sucks but Im still happy she headlining now!",
"Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!",
"_bree say hi to the otters! They are my favorite- besides the fact they are slowly killing themselves with each shell they open.",
"Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time",
"Just finished down loading AIM6.9 and guess what! I can get updates from Twitter on it! Message me at: i am katie arttt",
"Oh hell, I forgot the non-alcoholic cider for Monday`s dinner. MPP is teetotaler. Now must drive to Waupoos. Have 7 cases of wine in car.",
"Gossip Fluffodile here. The latest? Mad night with Teg, Jack, Lou, Tess and Frey. Had a gender war. But I was v. sad for a friend also",
"I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus",
"Listening to maylene and wondering why cant I pull off as many cool southern metal licks as them",
"_Kill_Boy oh sorry! not getting all my replies nothing against you. and yes, i do know nirvana",
"Its so obvious Holly will go thru on the public vote straight away.. SOOO obvious. Then Aidan and Greg for judges but neither should go",
"This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr",
"Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )",
"http://www.miss-hudgens.com/?p=28 Nessa is 27# on Maxim Magazine`s Hot 100 of 2009",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"Getting one of the lil GEM`s ears REpierced after work today- definitely dreading it",
"Had a lovely day yesterday. The weather was great! Now stupid slapton",
"even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice",
"producing the 6 with then anchoring... and a sad goodbye to Miss Lynne Ashminov we will miss you!",
"flew Brisbane - Lax today. Great flight. Love the lights. Shame about one drink limit though!",
"aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado",
"Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"http://twitpic.com/67nxe - Yeah..I`m bored XD I pic up this photo when I still have my guitar..today my mum steam me it I miss Nameless..",
"Have ordered the cuuutest invitations for my new niece�s Christening, and they just arrived back in SA. Sorry that I wont make it myself",
"at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here",
"Home from Ghosts of Girlfriends past with my lovely luddite Not exactly high theatre, but a good date movie!",
"oh ****! I completely forgot about Thirsty Thursday! oh. my. gaga. this sucks",
"No Have you? And what`s your favorite RHCP song?",
"thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!",
"First surprise birthday ever, best night I`ve had in a **** long time!",
"oh yea mspacers my boy just hooked up my page it looks kewl at least i think so and it only took him 5 minutes www.myspace.com/missmickey"
] | 479 |
omg having so much fun watcing house bunny, courto isa a ledge for sending me link <3 | [
"back to work.. with no distractions..",
" yeah back to work I get out at 3:30 so it`s not that bad",
" Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?",
" You are sooo lucky. My fiance is away w/the Marine Corps...haven`t even seen him yet!",
"For every kiss you give me, I`ll give you three -",
"HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL THE WONDERFUL MOTHERS IN THE WORLD!!! myself included...",
" that`s cool. Well if you need any more help regarding that, Google is your friend. Plenty of info on that!",
"Wishing all Mothers Happy Mother`s Day",
"_Josa how exciting!!! looking forward to pics on facebook ****",
" I like Light out, Walls up & shatter`d the most! Great work, Germany must get to know you asap..",
"Really wish I could have gone to this weekend",
" So far, so good. It`s still early, though!",
"mothers day drama was awesome!",
" That it does just wish more people would notice it",
" lol, Thanks for the morning Chuckle Not sure if you follow me? Please check..",
" aww but typing from beyond the grave...impressive"
] | [
"has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though",
"LOOPJAZZ yess!!! ez most bej�n",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"oh yeah he IS! .. you should see him when he REALLY gets going! LOL .. doesn`t care WHO doesn`t like it heheheheh GREAT!",
"lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'",
"DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is",
"Hey, that`s my Bug! And my martini glasses . . .",
"Lol read me like a book",
"thats terrible I enjoy being with you every minute!",
"LOL kk i`ve sent u a friend request",
"yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x",
"Nobody does it better than www.traveljunky.com Not even half as good ? http://blip.fm/~5jv7j",
"yeaaa i just got the link off his lj",
"oh.. tnx for following cass.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode",
"! HE HAS A FAVOURITE! You`re his favourite ;) OMGAAH. sorry for creepering? ..not really lol",
"I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!",
"The website I`m developing - http://woo.sh lets you also share Videos, documents, maps and events - Later music too",
"HOME!!! from my relatives. my sissy, , posted pics of her and our cupie cousin Audrey. ???",
"hav a pork scratching",
"is home alone.. Doing hw",
"? <---- I`m going to post this EVERYWHERE now.",
"http://twitpic.com/67318 - *sniff* i feel so left out! *grin*",
"what`s follow Friday?? Lol.",
"what`s good about working a double?...Jasmin",
"chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****",
"on the way to kuya jordan`s house for an O`s sleepover !",
"DOUGIE POYNTER REPLYED TO ME",
"Adding Comments for my friends want sum?",
"Hello, I see your online, can u talk to me pleeez! From a fellow BAMF. lol",
"http://twitpic.com/662vk - WHY DO U LOT MOCK ME!!!",
"_berland LMAO I know I know",
"Bored out of my mind! LOL",
"best part of notting hill is on!! 'daft prick' haha love it.",
"thinkin twitter is really quite borin",
"the website is http://tinyurl.com/c7yojg idk if the place is around ur area..",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"May the 4th be with you I couldn`t resist!!",
"Well I will be making beds, creating noise & cleaning cleaning all day long. With music & a smile x",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x",
"i want to see my bud mel miss hur loads",
"haha so the whole worlds there then lol",
"_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!",
"chillin an havin a drink",
"I am using an on-screen keyboard",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72",
"You`ve got to love fly tippers: http://tinyurl.com/mt4opc Worst I`ve seen is a dead mule dumped on Holmbury Hill.",
"_bop and that marisa mauro can go use a banana as a ****. srsly, some people are such arseholes",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",
"STEPHEN KING FO SHO",
"_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta",
"havin friends over hangin out with christian tonight!! gonna roast marshmellows and chocolate and cramcrackers.!?!?!",
"we have two small dogs, good to hear that Center Parcs wd take them. Cruising to New York on the Queen Mary 2, real treat",
"oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha",
"Hanging with for the weekend",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"i can`t believe it...",
"I sent you a FR yesterday.",
"just had a gym sesh.",
"I`m yaoo, not sonnnny",
"http://twitpic.com/4jb0q - And a few more",
"lol I really wanna go there!! Imma check the vid out rite now",
"Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me",
"life is funny and ironic at the same time isn`****?",
"about to go to my boo`s pad",
"my first `star trek` anything was really entertaining.. now if I can just see Harold fly the enterprise to `white castle`",
"i didnt think the vid was hoeish i actually love it.it was so nasty lol",
"Licking chocolate crumbs off a Twirl wrapper like Zammo on smack",
"So many freebies for all my JBnoy friends SPAM THREAD SOON.",
"http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night",
"_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad.",
"IS PHONE **** WITH TYSON",
"http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it",
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife`s tummy hurts. Just. Great.",
"I learned the Hoedown Throwdown!",
"gimme some ! i wanna try it (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"facebook is being a ****",
"what do you mean jorx?",
"ur there when I`m not lol",
"- I shall post a notice in town so us Cork ladies know to watch out!! lol You had fun then?? Sevens were the business !! ;)",
"having a creative party with me, myself, and moi",
"you have a plurk account too?",
"- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .",
"that would be an idea haha ****",
"a great song by East Clubbers",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"Is up, coffee in hand with laminate floor to lay then Footy to watch and play, living the dream",
"Swolen as shitt boo hoo",
"it was ok after all. a couple of things made us late and stuff but after we got there we had a lot of fun.",
"<<< Just like in HIMYM",
"Yes! I feel the same. I`ve still got lots in boxes. It`s so fun though. Got to my new place yesterday.",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"We in bed now.",
"are you call that winning?",
"time always seems to fly when im with wade, its weird; but i like it... a lot!",
"the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!",
"awww omg garbo fake playing during one of the songs!!! haha",
"Negghead mix on the air! http://tinyurl.com/ckdwao",
"haha i did! many times before!",
"I`m siiiiiickkk I dun feel good!!",
"And with it, I can be online even after I have to log off habbo",
"I somehow miss you.",
"Joined you on facebook!",
"On my way to dazzle bar!!",
"Nina was on my lap, but just decided to jump off",
"Me and Wendy are going after all. Wish you were!!!",
"just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL",
"that was delicious! lets have a walk sometimes with you and your hubby.. and others! me misses you",
"ok i got you! Knight!",
"If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped",
"SHOUT OUT TO NIKKI....PLEASSSEEE (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"Wow, thats quite the trip!",
"Bank holiday rock seems so fitting ? http://blip.fm/~5jg16",
"Shopping, grandparents, dinner with the bf woop",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"LOL! Girl that video disturbed me and I love the hk theme too cute!"
] | 693 |
thanks man! I appreciate it! You rock sir. | [
"headed to the beach with puppy maverick hugs and much aloha",
" As opposed to twitter, where all we can do is talk to people. SL is fun. I already have way too many ways to distract myself.",
" oh, a really good 1 dude, thx... added",
" Now you only have 2 hours to sleep... - Rest if you need it.",
"FTSK and Mercy Mercedes were amazing tonight.. as always",
" Awww, thank you! & you`re welcome lol",
"wishes Happy Mother`s Day!",
"..but did i mention spending time with two bffs .. Totally worth it",
"like spirits in the night ooooh night, qu� grande ere mr. springsteen",
"Got to reconnect with some dear friends tonight. I am so lucky to have so many great people in my life. I am blessed",
"goooodnight everyone! and Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there.",
"At t.g.i fridays With some of my favorite people ever.. We made a reservation for 20 and we have like 50 people here. Hahah",
" The ball is in motion. I have to type up concepts in outline format we could develop those to ensure we deliver greatness",
" hope your day gets better soon!!",
"May the 4th be with you! Hahahaha that`ll neverrr get old",
"Happy Mother`s Day!!! I`m at the beach with my family. It`s a warm, clear night with a beautiful full moon..."
] | [
"@_JAYYTEE yea i knw",
"Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.",
"_x Who Else do you Loveee?",
"Obviously not too bad",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"check out review for the movie Fighting - http://bit.ly/Fle9j Hilarious!! leave this guy a comment!",
"your right.... How was your trip",
"Send that along, lady.",
"you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...",
"_Gov hi gov!! How are you?",
"hey hey hey! lol.",
"Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!",
"Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday",
"Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe",
"Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!",
"ummm.. sure! i miss ya`ll alot too. i think you know who i meant.",
"I`m the same, don`t panic. Big topman",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby",
"My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.",
"tnx for the repLy on myspace...",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal",
"_amr i`m here haha",
"aw, sure thing their in my thoughts and prayers.",
"Hockey was so fukin� good **** you hole! xD",
"You`re welcome! Math is really *not* my favorite thing but it`s also so useful, so...",
"LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo",
"OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle",
"they certainly warmed mine",
"This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr",
"OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight",
"well you can lol",
"http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol",
": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol",
"Just read it too. I meant the toys though.",
"_newnew yea I saw the oil show u put on gotta I likes",
"he he! I will send it thru anurag",
"Okay, as long as you`re all right.",
"i learnt something new today",
"hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn",
"That`s it. I`m hooked.",
"I somehow miss you.",
"_saurus So did I... and now you can hear it again and again, if you wish.",
"I`ll be sure to",
"_and_jay hi! **** your job!",
"http://twitpic.com/4jk42 hey Gi! look at this pic of you and frankie that i took at the southend gig!",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??",
"_c Oh yeah. Point taken",
"I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh",
"do you ever respond to ppl?",
"broken my leg comment me please",
"i can still read `em...",
"I miss you too!!",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"just got home. Yay! Hi guys! http://plurk.com/p/svdpu",
"Anything for . So sorry man I am not a patsy generally...",
"I applaud you for accepting **** marriage, I have rels that are born again that hate me for it.",
"A couple of other guys did similar mods, so it may not have been mine that saw. I think mine`s the best, but I`m biased",
"You rock my socks off! Sorry you have to go to BFE Maryland.",
": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.",
"Flirting! Ima good man with bad habits.",
"This is my new College project, i just wanted to share it Hey Mr Bartender - College Project http://bit.ly/Ba3Nf",
"just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny",
"absolutely! I have a 'his view' section on my site.. I know you`re busy but you are more than welcome to guest post",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"yer, oh that`s **** cause u hell need to post more haha so we can talk",
"It`s Just So Audioo.",
"You`re still welcome - the door`s wide enough for your zimmer frame",
"- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .",
"I can understand, pains been part of my life for a long time now I hope you feel a bit better soon.",
"werd. that`s very true",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"Just got out of work",
"If y`all say so, I trust you on that one",
"LOL! Thanks for showing me `s site. I won`t tell hubby if you won`t.",
"had a good day but im now skint again",
"It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it",
"http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.",
"lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good",
"I say 'oh man..' jovani asks, 'did you just call me an old man?' haha",
"eh, you`re a really nice girl How are you? miss youuuuuuu",
"naw...I`ll keep you in. Turns out you have the odd nugget of wisdom.",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"Sorry to hear that, dude",
"You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv",
"Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!",
"No Have you? And what`s your favorite RHCP song?",
"This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.",
"....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)",
"Pleased to hear it, but still I am shamed sometimes to hear what some men do",
"just got back from donating blood",
"I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho",
"thank for ur gnite and... *thank* for ur photo of sims 3... heart broken here",
"If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped",
"not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.",
"Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too",
"'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!",
"Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.",
"besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy",
"No it`s not sad. Should make you proud",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"Hello again How`d ur saturday go?",
"i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak",
"I am not a ****! damnit! [sending you an e-mail right now btw]",
"Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer",
"oh ok cool will get back to you on that",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"is there anyway you could forgive me?",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"ohh yeh , but he was on sexy men so its okay",
"thanks! I will try #boarding out",
"_go you sure ?",
"so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back",
"you are not old!!! You`re just comfy! Like worn in sweats! Said with all the love my sarcastic heart can muster...."
] | 618 |
*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you.. | [
"Oh, and now Mondays also mean new American Dad! So glad I watched that show, so funny, and it makes Mondays even better",
" yay! we will have to get together soon and do something",
"Man, looking through and packing up my books is looking at my past lives. Feeling kind of sentimental",
" i dont even have a WII! b likes xbox, so that`s what we have do you use it?",
" hey there! your web URL looks good",
"home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha",
" This is truly enlightening for me",
" lol well thank you",
" hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)",
"4 hours of shopping over... good effort. Best part = chocolate shop.... YUJM!!!... yum even",
"Watching one of my fav movies Sparkle + go get food later!",
"saying goodbye to for a year she`s been awesome in helping me fit into the team at Veritas!",
"living it up at empire hotel...free bottle service. it ROCKS having connections",
" He seemed all happy about it",
" he should be an honourary fluffette, such lovely hair (what`s left )",
" *hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better."
] | [
"alright, I`ll let you slide on that one",
"Ha, i`m giving spymaster a chance - just curious! will miss u",
"Went to see hannah montana movie on saturday loved it .... still cant work twitter out though",
"Hehehe I didn`t really know that! Well, use your blog or Twitter to suggest interesting topics for ppl to engage in",
"_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun",
"You`ve got a deal!",
"u were doing good with the replys now u fallin off sad face",
"your picture makes me thristy EVERYDAY!",
"You can be Cinderelliiee",
"@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.",
"I learned the Hoedown Throwdown!",
"You charmer Do you like football too?",
"hanging out with my babyy",
"yeah I imagine you did",
"Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"it was ok after all. a couple of things made us late and stuff but after we got there we had a lot of fun.",
"thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law",
"It`s not sad. To tweet is to twitter, not someone misspronouncing a word kto make it fit a card. I would have tweeted it.",
"_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week",
"My mind is calm & my heart is happy.. Life is good. ? Would it be ok if I took your breath away? ?",
"u think i could call u tnite?",
"Thank you! You should know that I am both happy and sad (all at the same time) to know that. You`ve got 'The Right Stuff'",
"http://twitpic.com/67l90 - girrrrrrrrlll i`m going to miss you so bad!!!!",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"YOU`RE FAKING IT! Hahaha...I kid.",
"LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****",
"I miss u like cotton candy <3",
"Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!",
"i`ll miss y`all back... give my regards...",
"hahahahhahaha it was true! and i could really stretch out and stuff! shame rem`s dog got mad when i tried to put him in avi`s face",
"Ok. Over exagerrated. Twitter is not to bad.... I guess.",
"You have a DM amigui",
"May the 4th be with you I couldn`t resist!!",
"I give in to easily",
"_ oh i read that",
"That sounds **** too.",
"ROFL - me too.",
"lol, get watching it again hehe",
"twitter fam, i`m about to hop back on AIM i went ghost on y`all lolz sowwy",
"Yes, though perhaps I wasn`t thinking. I like vague. It seems a popper term for you.",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"Aww I heard I just missed you two & !",
"is now on twitter.....",
"IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...",
"David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache",
"awwwww would a virtual high five make it any better?",
"aweee im sorry but deep down u know i love ya!",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"YOU MAKIN` ME ****",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"well doesn`t that look fab, even if I do say so myself!",
"you can have ice cream, I`ll have kiss.",
"My pleasure I really enjoy your random word poetry, and am disappointed when I miss out on participating!",
"LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"I am having the TIME of my LIFE",
"just sending a twitter from the club! i twittered u",
"woofers, I knew it was you",
"With my jordie for a little bit",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"I think YOUR blog should`ve been on the list",
"Yeah, I think we`ve earned it!",
"ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it",
"the no tweeting guilt trip didn`t stop you huh? I felt so bad!",
"_kearley That`s Twitter for you.",
"you drank it on the sly, didn`t you and that`s why you`re asking. I know how you are",
"I got me a little too much sun today",
"ha... I thought you would enjoy the Family Guy reference... and I`m more bored than you",
"Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.",
"that was delicious! lets have a walk sometimes with you and your hubby.. and others! me misses you",
"Lmao i know !! pleaseeee reply You got any replies yet? :L x",
"I could have! I had extra tickets. Plus we had two Twitter Giveaways We`ll get you next time.",
"i think missed me tooo",
".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?",
"yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r",
"i cannot deal w/ this tweet. lol.",
"That`s for sure. That`s why I intentionally turn my thought processes to the silly",
"I`m loving Please Don`t Leave Me by Pink!",
"haha i did! many times before!",
"hehe tweet time... bastos talaga chux",
"shouts out to and",
"why thank you. I might just take you up on your offer",
"my stomach is bleh!",
"went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL",
"http://tinyurl.com/mdr7b4 I just noticed that too",
"Is getting the hang of Twitter.",
"it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.",
"Just left you a message! Hope you get it",
"I love being ignored except to be yelled at. I love my life.",
"lol how I met your mother",
"i wlda seen it wit you! dummyhead.",
"All this flirting going on - The ATG smiles. Yay. ((hugs))",
"_Anderson your tweets were awesome **** the heat. That`s what dencorub is for",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"Home Friday makes me too!!!",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting!!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature.",
"You cant put off age but you can put off grumpiness",
"got **** stranger lol",
"YAY YOU! So proud of you! and I`m not even being sarcastic. Even though you told me to shut the **** up.",
"i miss you tooooo you arent too far! *A*",
"u understand now why i keep telling u MAKE A TWITTER app that understand MY NEED",
"ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol",
"wut itell u yesterday lol",
"just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny",
"Yeaup. I was gonna tell ya that",
"Someone in UNITED STATES liked Eleminis http://tinyurl.com/dhlq5t",
"_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages I envy u on that !!",
"From My Heart To Yours ? http://blip.fm/~5jo4w",
"i foot think it will let you since it.s international but we have twitter haha",
"lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!",
": Yes, that`s what I was implying. Was a bit too subtle, as usual, I suppose.",
"I can`t be mean without you.",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days"
] | 63 |
s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired? | [
" I **** love the **** internet.",
" love this one, especially the shoes anyway, gmn punya acc lookbook ya? http://lookbook.nu/look/92920",
" I had a very good day - lots of stretching and sleeping in the sun",
" think you should catch up on your sleep befor you go back to uni haha goodnight<3",
"Good Morning BTW - A public holiday in UK, love it and dinner tonoght with 2 special people.",
" Soooooooooo win the PowerBall jackpot then impose your formidable will upon the weather",
"Busy week this week; quick trip to chase some oil and gas in htown and then back to office for fun week with the devel team",
" you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though",
" Sounds like a good five days",
" Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk",
"happy mother`s day to all moms out there...",
" i hope you knew its due tuesday",
"_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today",
" yeah, it works better as a command",
"Had the best night I`ve had in a while.",
"Tired even though i didn`t do much today. glad we got to catch the second half of the cavs game "
] | [
"_n Where can I get some?",
"There`s starwars day? ) OMG Rocio!",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"There`s loads of highly qualified stuff and loads STILL using snail mail.",
"this time there is a theme and it is 'purple'",
"isn`t a bit of little britain in all of us?",
"sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well",
"Tanya is jealous because I`m Mike`s new favorite It`s because he tried to kiss me over the weekend....pictures to follow at 95sx.com",
"Har Har, #swineflu is everywhere: http://twitpic.com/4jb4o (via )",
"looking forward to body works today",
"My pleasure. Hear Kelli has new project! #followfriday",
"is back in fine old melbourne town....",
"Deucie picked up by his sitter for the weekend.",
"Heidi just finished her set at Stiff Kitten with Aundy",
"'They' being the husband or the girl?",
"bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi",
"Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu",
"partying in the study room",
"wish you we`re coming to Perth",
"YAY!!! I think I found it and a few more",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"that story reminds of living in Portugal",
"I miss my friends so much",
"they certainly warmed mine",
"I miss nicc today.",
"watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated",
"is celebrating her 21st birthday",
"I think is The parent trap & High school musical!!",
"_louise Lucky me. There are mystery ingredients as well",
"is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m",
"baked a cake & watching a movie.",
"- I did see it...looks so retro! I wouldn`t say no to rerecordings...fans LOVED Given One Change. You have CS Fans!",
"with thee ladies getting retarded",
"Nothing like 10P to kick-off the Bank Holiday, dig the haircut Luke! Next stop...Selfridges",
"boston needs one too",
"sorry Demi, just read post that you can attend BGT. Im sure your support for SB has helped tho a world without paps PLZZ",
"pic as promised http://twitpic.com/4wqy4",
"mmm nandos is good (y) and topshop rules i am actually devastated that i cant come to to london show 'm8' bailed out",
"Having a long island ice tea",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?",
"I just saw 22nd of June and it make me think of Jenny I miss her so much ...",
"Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a",
"Listening music with my friend",
"I have a lot of Hell Yeah, and Rebel Meets Rebel (DAC + Pantera) and like 10 Pantera songs, I can`t find my Cowboys From Hell cd",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"This is to all the people who have MySpaces: PLEASE ADD!!! http://wwww.myspace.com/fiftyfivethreads it`s my friend`s clothing line",
"Do you guys like fish sticks?",
"SHOUT OUT TO NIKKI....PLEASSSEEE (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"lip syncing 'im so excited' wit blairr then were gonna youtube it",
"Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!",
"_fann coming up! Sowwy!",
"Watching maxium 100. Why can`t I look beautiful like those girls.",
"oo ok. When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha",
"got one because of my babygirl",
"headed into venue. bbl",
"w00t, have a red wine now",
"_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta",
"Why online one download this week?",
"_diva as always coffee? cookies?",
"heyy terrence u should come to my school on May 29th for our talent show",
"exams. thennn some sexy time.",
"Home from Ghosts of Girlfriends past with my lovely luddite Not exactly high theatre, but a good date movie!",
"New article about band called MGMT @ ATBFM.SOLIDSYN.NET",
"I was watching Parental Control",
"Talking to my best mate and my boyfriend on msn",
"watching 3rd JONAS ep.",
"I missed the announcement Something about being flow out for a concert? Can anyone fill me in?",
"If EVERYONE constantly retweeted that it would make it!",
"polyester, protester, quester, semester, sequester...hope this helps",
"Paper writing til my heart`s content",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"Early Mother`s Day dinner with the family",
"_ listen to FTSK they stop my bordum haha how was your day? finished crying about Harold? ha ****",
"just completed button hunt 3",
"wats gooood !! miss yall already",
"Just found out - http://tinyurl.com/qlrcec - the **** frenchies have set a precedent",
"Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel",
"Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?",
"tnx for the repLy on myspace...",
"shouts out to and",
"why does everyone sing playback at the Comet",
"RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK",
"_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb",
"facebook is being a ****",
"I`m loving Please Don`t Leave Me by Pink!",
"Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was rubbish and Ive been doing housework",
"http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it",
"Roscoe - Smooth Sailin` WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS SONG?????? RAP FRIENDS U HAVE FAILED ME",
"Home from the mall & got mommy`s gift for tomrrow",
"check out the flyer i designed for the notary and retrograde: http://rachellovespeace.blogspot.com let me know what you think",
"morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way",
"Unfortunately, I didn`t do it on purpose - itunes shuffle did it. It followed up with Dreadzone, so no life-ruin music-trauma.",
"I need a code",
"_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.",
"just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa",
"okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night",
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife`s tummy hurts. Just. Great.",
"has a lot to catch up on from the weekend! The BHR hosts have been busy, busy, busy http://plurk.com/p/rqpl7",
"Having a cup of tea",
"hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik",
"Wait... and ... Electrik Red or Richgirl? I`m a sucker for the later",
"it shocked D & I, too! Puts things in a whole new, empowering, light... now doesn`****?",
"I feel like I`m on alott of drugs",
"Dude. everyone could. it wasn`t ment to be bad..",
"is on the radio",
"i get so sucked in to true life, and that steve-o documentary was intense, i love that ****, it`s nice to see people get their lives back",
"learning how to use twitter",
"I am having the TIME of my LIFE",
"Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend",
"????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you",
"Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise",
"California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda",
"At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.",
"wut u want a shot of ma?",
"Cant stop playin` in my head -- pussycat dolls jai ho ellen degeneres [HD] http://bit.ly/HxLfm",
"Is hungry with a sub",
"I want to get super pretty and i want a cig",
"Joined you on facebook!",
"Sent u a few DM`s..Hollaback"
] | 539 |
Having a cup of tea I have a cold so it`s tasting really good! | [
" Years ago, my brother saw you and Bruce walking on the sidewalk in Sanibel. I used to live on Pine Is. Great place",
" Enjoy the coffee. We miss you, petite puce (adica Puricel in franceza)",
"About to embark on a large tour of bars for a project. Hopefully I won`t die from alcohol poisoning",
" I just started watching 30 Rock too, borrowed seasons 1 and 2 from my dad so good.",
" lol! l love your tweets! Keep them coming",
"http://twitpic.com/4j9x4 - lmao, it`s true",
" hey guys it`s leann. . i dont know if you remember me but i just wanted to say that i`m very excited to see you guys go far",
"I have the Job this is a nice day it can not be better",
"_mcfly Haha! Yeah, I heard they that Leicester won I was home by my self, with a movie, some candy and a pizza.. ! Amazing evening",
"With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!",
" You`ve got to have standards Alice otherwise were would we be ,,,,,? you got to enjoy life it`s what life is for",
"Got the keys to my new flat - gorgeous weather for weekend - and i`m spending it 'PACKING'",
" we are all so proud of you! I am seriously thinking of joining you next year. Got to get training",
" LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman'",
" I`m good, thanks. Hope you`re enjoying the weekend!",
"Watching Battlestar Galactica Season 1...Yeah you read it right!"
] | [
"Orange vitamin water 10 is my new addiction U should try it.",
"i`m a real BOY goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guh. apostro. i feel sad. the library lady thinks i`m stupid. SHE`S STUPID. j",
"Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it",
"- Try this one",
"http://twitpic.com/666gy - My glass is empty. Will someone be a dear and fetch me another?",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"sooooo, i just dropped my phone. don`t text or tweet me, i`m currently banging my face against a spike covered poison ivy infested wall.",
"#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise",
"Well im hving another one today yey",
"cupcake!! you can call me anything but 'bitch' i suppose..and even then under certain circumstances....",
"If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you",
"I can`t sleep... And now????",
"day started off bad but got better",
"Cupcakes, creme brulee, tiramisu~ I want some sugar",
"you can have the sun too. It all sucks, especially for my pale whiteman skin. I can`t stop sneezing, and I blame you.",
"'I SAAAAAAID!!' Haha. It kinda makes me sad though. http://bit.ly/uJUA3",
"Listening to `Fountain of youth` by Supastition http://x.imeem.com/KPEQpG7vUY how ive been feeling about music these days",
"_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?",
"OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"_654 it`s this damp weather...",
"now i am doing the MicroEconomics project ihate this subject & beside that i have the english ILETS exam tomorrow, waaa ,HELP !!",
"Here`s and at our evening drink on Thursday night in London. http://twitpic.com/4wrrp",
"ill call you on my home phone to your home phone after dinner tho! coz im almost ready to eat, is that ok? ****",
"Is going to attempt to cook chunky beef & mushroom pie tonight mmm, i`m hungry already!",
"this is sooo crazy i have fever..",
"! HE HAS A FAVOURITE! You`re his favourite ;) OMGAAH. sorry for creepering? ..not really lol",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"_Lia Are the drugs working?",
"my stomach feels like it`s touching the ground..i`m SO full",
"That sounds **** too.",
"? today and tomorrow at taipei, anyone free for drink? http://plurk.com/p/rpgyy",
"ugh something is wrong, suddenly I feel extremely flushed and shaky and I broke out in a sweat. Idk what`s wrong.",
"Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind",
"_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)",
"he`s outta the ofc til Monday ::GRAND:: kinda bummed me out but b/c I was genuinely sick there`s nuthin I can do about it -->",
"Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.",
"**** fiesta at my house in my mouth hit me up for the password",
"Ugh cramps and it`s hot",
"OK - so I can`t sleep... Twitter it is",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"tell me what you think of Pride Prejudice and Zombies . . . if you`re not all hyped up on sugar",
"hungraaaaaaaaay. i`ll just eat. don`t go away Twitter! LUNCH.",
"back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!",
"haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)",
"28deg C in here, all this tech in my room does have the major downside of a lot of heat, doesn`t help its hot outside 2",
"I think me gettin a physical change",
"Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!",
"feeling the need for more advil.",
"Eli in the ER they pricked his finger for blood sugar and he was trying not to cry http://twitpic.com/67z2q",
"really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.",
"Lol. She`s offering me a case of guiness! can you one up her? If you buy me two I`ll stay. Let`s start the bidding wars",
"haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo",
"going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!",
"no wine here - I don;t drink - but I have have plenty of forbidden cholocate",
"But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*",
"'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong",
"Trying to go to sleep but no luck I think i`m sick... =S",
"_Claire its sunny here I will send some over to you",
"If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.",
"@_YoureMyHeroine :`( i really know how you feelin. i wish i could hug you",
"_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now",
"ohh my tooth is hurts ohh im sad it very hurts",
"feeling sick and wondering if I should get out of bed to go throw up or just go to sleep...",
"I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning",
"needs a little lie down. not feeling great today. boo",
"_G ur a poopy head",
"missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good",
"Is it possible to pass out he your laying down? Bed soon if i can sleep <3",
"absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday",
"yeah - stomach bug or something. Fever, etc. Not fun.",
"Feeling awful, new medication is making me nauseous",
"Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55",
"feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah",
"Fail. If you fancy a pit stop and a cuppa you know where I am! lol",
"OMG SO srry to hear that",
"i really should be in a bad mood. but.",
"Laying ALONE!! Since Mook`s soo comfy in his f`n play pen. I thought it was ill at first now I don`t have no one to cuddle with...",
"I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!",
"it is very cheeky one, but nice too",
"UGH BUT I N33D T0G0 BAD..",
"Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !",
"I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food",
"Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me",
"That just doesn`t sound appetizing.",
"twitters gettin a lil bit confusin... twitterific?twitdroid?twitterberry? i understant the txt bit tho lol ah well, twitters cool anyways",
"*hugs* me not sad really, me just messing",
"i am waaayyyy hungry! oh fyi my work email is down again BLAH!",
"YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap",
"thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.",
"...I will take some...I am tiny",
"dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo",
"Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol",
"Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.",
"****, got Chili Beans on my shirt I hate that I can be a messy eater. Such a lady!",
"_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now",
"PKU meeting in London, ON all day today. One of my favorite PKUers Jessie not there. He has PKU and Leukemia and was in the hospital.",
"and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties",
"With my jordie for a little bit",
"That`s it. I`m hooked.",
"I`m having the same problem",
"At work sick but I`m ok to the mall!",
"Nah... to be honest, I`m not a `drinker` as such.... would rather have a protein shake and go for a run LOL",
"So glad the days almost over... Another nite of me nd my pain pills alone at the crib lol. Ughh I wish this weekend was over alreadi!",
"My throat is on fire",
"woke up early this morning not happy bout that, headache, dizzy can`t breathe, yeh im still sick",
"Good morning world! I feel really sick.",
"dad`s been having fever since last nite and needs 2 bottles of blood trasfusion..loaded 1 today..1 to go tomorrow.",
"yeah when he goes there he always brings us these things. + he just let me last something called 'bird milk' and it",
"- I only get bubble tea during the cambodian new year - only once a year & when i do, i stand in line for over 10-15 min.",
"mmm eating tostitos && piknik with spinach dip from S&R. <3",
"get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?",
"Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!",
"so instead of laying out in this 90 degrees i`ve gotta give 32 fourth graders miso/rice/sushi/mochi in an hour fml",
"Working on some Product Buzz (product reviews) for the blog... have a pain in the back of my neck",
"This is what I am drinking instead of beer: Airport is out of beer.. At least it is carbonated... http://mypict.me/1Zu9",
"because you saved the frog. I thought I replied to that so it would make sense. so how does twitter work? gehts abi gut?",
"just had cheese on toast with ham (: about to get ready to go to LONDON!"
] | 636 |
Never realized how good #Techmeme is until I actually read it (duh!) As an avid Tech Crunch reader, this is much better... | [
" I`ll believe it when I see it",
" so excited for you and Paris ooh lala i look forward to knowing you a long long time lovely ! hugs n kisses g",
" glad its nice there. Gray skies and rainy in wisconsin.",
" awesome. lemme see when you`re done.",
"Back from x-men origins . Was surprisingly good",
"I really wish someone would make a groupchat theme for Adium suited for IRC. yMous has way too low contrast.",
" HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MARK",
"Happy Mother`s Day all of the mom`s around the world! I love mine more than anything in the world and can`t wait to celebrate! WOO!",
"i`m listening butterfly fly away daddy i lov u mamma i lov ya",
" I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.",
" I love my mom tooo",
"Yet another good weekend with someone. Sigh. Man I like the boy..",
" alright cool. See you tomorrow thank you!",
"Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys",
"Fort Greene Brooklyn Flea was lovely! - looking forward to next weekend already",
" as nerdy as I am, I just found out it was Star Wars day today! I love you D"
] | [
"I got you today",
"check out q100 right now..99.7",
"good luck! It`s not too bad, and if it is, it`s curved grading so u might end up surprised",
"Just ordered an ASUS Eee PC.",
"Sites that republish my blog`s feed often end up higher than my blog on Google search results",
"switch to something else then",
"Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?",
"I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho",
"_uk Yeah, but it`s Myst!",
"rblpnqte : 'sheesh I am sending one up to you . I think you could use it lol' RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j",
"D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks",
"_hypnotic oh thanx, just when i thought ilost it, iappreciate it",
"now i`m awake i can`t get back to sleep",
"_newnew yea I saw the oil show u put on gotta I likes",
"Dfizzy if you ever read this Uh i got one question for you ^^ Would you ever date a fan? Lmao!",
"Addictive isn`****. Biz could definately be better! Folks have just slowed down on getting their done.",
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife`s tummy hurts. Just. Great.",
"It`s called communifuckingcation.....learn it, know it, do it. These stupid **** people!",
"Twitter is useful in that it reminds people what they forgot to ask me about on a given day. It is also excellent for inspiration",
"if u watch the hills in london u will realise what tourture it is because were weeks and weeks late i just watch itonlinelol",
"just something different than all the text around it. There`s no difference whatsoever",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"Yes. I also use my desktop`s mouse and ketboard as if ot was just a second monitor http://twitpic.com/4wlpf",
"Nearly finished Angels and Demons, awesome book, feel so lame for only reading it now",
"I REALLY wish I was spoiled!",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"Yes, though perhaps I wasn`t thinking. I like vague. It seems a popper term for you.",
"Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard",
"NKU - I can get that app after all!",
"I`m currently using MicroPlaza which I found via a link in the comments on your blog http://bit.ly/ABRJp",
"Hi, my name is Kate and I`m addicted to mm`s!",
"My spellingis awful on twiiter",
"In honour of #starwarsday, I have fired up a New Hope in the DVD player in full THX glory",
"Aww I know, we used to chat but you became too cool for me ;)",
"sorry missed your post earlier about Edinburgh. I am biased towards its awesomeness! Glad you enjoyed your visit",
"yes, at an upgraded consumption rate, too",
"Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz",
"well you can lol",
"I think the x3 is confusing ;-) can`t believe that many peeps will know that it should be a heart",
"thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.",
"so go back for more",
"Grrr! My internet will be up and running next Wed at least now I have a def. Answer!",
"LOL I can imagine you doing that. Ken said to let you know he agreed with a gazillion percent of what was being said.",
"i guess you get loads of emails & people asking you stuff al the time but i seriously wonder if you ever read my comments x",
"It`s IQ is high when it comes to knowledge about how to swim round`n`round in the bowl...",
"many! mine included. ahem. shld have known better back then, wldn`t have missed so many opportunities haha",
"http://twitpic.com/66ydb - I made sure you got credit at the end of the book...I`m sure I forgot people though.",
"you are now famous in Houston, take a look http://is.gd/ysAh",
"Heh... I send dem when I get dem Jen... I was shocked I found so many these last few days... earlier in the week nothing...",
"boo...I thought being on the list meant it would be good to go looks like i`ll have to get a CF adapter for my dslr!",
"there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html",
"yea, i should know.. but tell me EVERYTHING! ps: send me direct messages telling.. haha",
"Oh god! I had to look at 'How to use Twitter'.. how hopeless is that?!",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"heh, thats the same theme I used on http://leetbix.net",
"Let me know how that turns out!!",
"I hear U. I can barley keep up with the followers I currently have. Its tuff on a mobile device.",
"i know i`m changin it again",
"_shediddy lol , you gotta share too",
"glad 2hear it kerry!!! didnt know u were on gmtv this morning & i missed it!",
"aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'",
"omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"yeah! i love this one and doesn`t really matter",
"Creased my nikes!! ohh well... http://twitpic.com/66zfd",
"ooh which two books did you buy?",
"Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy",
"<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe",
"concert please explain? im intrigued",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell",
"I know exactly what you mean. My treats are more `awhile` than `once in`",
"classics are timeless...dont believe me, check youtube, google, etc. Numbers dont lie & i actually performed it last night,",
"like the name what kind did you get?",
"it`s realy boo0o0o0o00oring ..my book is on the side & i`m not studyin for sure...",
"looking for new ideas for my blog",
"I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion",
"Just finished down loading AIM6.9 and guess what! I can get updates from Twitter on it! Message me at: i am katie arttt",
"yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho",
"Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!",
"Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust",
"http://twitpic.com/66ltb - Finito~! Hunk Ah Hunk of Burning Love! I do believe my camera phone is stuffed. Stupid blurryness",
"eeeeep so jealous ;) I`m at work um, how can u receive Viva? Do they broadcast it online? :plz:",
"*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T",
"I`m siiiiiickkk I dun feel good!!",
"Woo - got a fast mobile broadband connection now",
"I tweet sooo much about you. Gahd. Hahaha!",
"Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.",
"the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)",
"no prob, you have a sexy site there",
"found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up",
"yes yes I AM, networking **** to the fullest.......and this girl is rih next to me",
"OMG rated 10 stars",
"they certainly warmed mine",
"you are not old!!! You`re just comfy! Like worn in sweats! Said with all the love my sarcastic heart can muster....",
"haha, yeah I think it`s a bit of both",
"the archetype thing was for a comm. class that studied archetypes in popular media. reading your links now, thanks",
"NEW FRIEND?? hmmm... tell me more",
"http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.",
"that`ll do it too",
"trying to fix some weird query",
"Who`ve u noticed now Kate ?",
"'Bandwidth Limit Exceeded' on your website",
"awww. If I coukd send it from my phone I would. What kind of flair would you like?",
"Have you managed to breathe since getting the news?",
"#SanctuarySunday yay for #Sanctuary, I may watch Requiem after breakfast!",
"Ah wokking was great. You could eat as much ice cream as you what. I never eat so much ice cream in my life...",
"taking sad to a whole new level",
"ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.",
"Just got Skyfire (http://get.skyfire.com/). Firts impressions, it looks good but it`s a little too memory hungry for my ageing HTC TyTN",
"http://twitpic.com/67ofz - ugh grosss",
"Doh! I`m an inside job LOLzor.",
"i think its like 1million degrees here <3",
"iigghhtt, just fur geet it. idc. idk. eh blah ugh. blah idk... hah..=] um yah.. immboredddd, ugh ill just fuckitt",
"Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post",
"day started off bad but got better",
"I`am back to Tweetie 1.1.1.",
"not sure why I can`t get tweetdeck to work on my computer. want to know what all of the hype is about",
"On another note, geoDefense Easy down. Onwards to the medium maps, where a whole other world of pain awaits my exploration!"
] | 532 |
LOL. Wow. That`s good. Haha I still can`t believe it`s mother`s day. | [
" as a nj native, i thank u",
"its gonna be a great week! dallas next weekend!!!",
" Word. Yayy twitter after dark lol.",
"_w_a cool, looking forward to it now",
"Happy STAR WARS Day - May the fourth be with you!",
"trying to learn to tweet!! it`s all good I hope..",
"just done planting the garden...hope sun will shine soon!",
" I thought it was pretty good! I`m not a die hard Trekkie either.",
"_griffiths There was a good atmos. I decided to stay til closing, very funny!",
"All alone in this old house again. Thanks for the net which keeps me alive and kicking! Whoever invented the net, i wanna kiss your hair!",
"I gave a homeless lady named Ruby an Ice Cream sandwich and a cigarette. That is my g00d deed for the day. :p",
"Have 3 of the 5 grandbabies again today. 19 month old twins and a 3 1/2 month infant. I love every minute of it too.",
"had a nice time with juno http://plurk.com/p/sv71z",
" lol that just totally made me laugh, which made my day",
"I think Steph will enjoy her first Mother`s Day tomorrow.",
"Next thing to do tomorrow morning: Temperature Check! It`s gonna be a routine till Swine Flu dies. Good Night, everyone!"
] | [
"I`m Having a Baby Girl! (In the next 17 Days!) I think I`m gonna keep this handy http://budurl.com/f9p5 Funny Stuff!",
"i kno i doooo!!!!!!!!!! yall partyin with out me",
"is looking at that person from a very different pov. never thought i`d see this day arrive!",
"hah yeah, its that bad, not gonna lie. :o Have fun",
"oh yeah them too. LOL",
"http://bit.ly/13f5m0 You are not alone in your disbelief but I am quite happy with evolution. It beats the alternatives posited",
"freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezING **** im so excited to see you soooooooon!!! lets go see 17 again AGAIN yehhaaaaaaa!",
"Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too",
"GRRRR!!! It`s BACK!!!!! And what I mean is my headache But on the * * bright side....it`s only on one side!!!! /\\/\\/\\/\\/\\",
"i didnt think the vid was hoeish i actually love it.it was so nasty lol",
"aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado",
"Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was rubbish and Ive been doing housework",
"It`s last Friday today",
"Oh god, I feel like ****.",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it",
"She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck",
"Cant wait to leave work",
"whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk",
"You cant put off age but you can put off grumpiness",
"I`m not off till 930",
"is making me hot chocolate with almond milk. Mother Day festivities is starting early!",
"Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend",
"the weather is good mmm what to do today??? shame working tomorrow",
"i have become my mothers slave.",
"I had fun at Daisy`s Mexican Fiesta .",
"I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.",
"impressive fever! best wishes to her, hope it`s nothing serious",
"just got back from rachael`s house",
"The dayem computer #twpp",
"... that was meeeaaannn. people make mistakes ok?! lol",
"OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?",
"Have you managed to breathe since getting the news?",
"I was rooting for Betty.",
"I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though",
"Hadnt cried in such a long time",
"Back in the office for a hectic week - but the weekend was awesome",
"AHHHHHHH!!!!! its my 16th birthday And i cant belive i found out im seeing yous tonight Best present everr!!! <333333333",
"http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.",
"Back to work today but I don`t even mind.",
"There`s starwars day? ) OMG Rocio!",
"Make her something. Buying something is too impersonal. She`s your mom!",
"lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!",
"awww, im so sorry hun im sure she didn`t do it on purpose though, she seems so sweet! Maybe it was a 24 hour thing? :s",
"Hahahaha! I didn`t know it said that, sheeeeittt! I don`t get why I can`t have a picture... bwaaaahhh",
"haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it",
"May the fourth be with you",
"yeah, it`s a bit 80s silly at points but i love it",
"haha i will remember that ****",
"Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed",
"omg me 2 !! Haha i was half an hour late 4 work whoops !! Hahaha i h8 workin sat mornins",
"cooked my own Lunch todayy Givin` my mum a relaxin` dayy.",
"I still have an hour.",
"cant believe ER is all over",
"It`s gonna be a super long day",
"I don`t think I`ve ever been up this early on a Sunday in a while. Meanwhile, the #bigweekend awaits!",
"I REALLY wish I was spoiled!",
"what? you thought I did it all for mom of the year award? nope, tad bit more selfish than that:",
"wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room",
"just got done washing dishes not too long ago",
"i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate mother`s day.",
"feeling any better hon?",
"yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"have an amazing time with your mommas tomorrow! Show them how much they mean to you Whatever you do they will love it",
"Omg really?? I sowwy! I`ll do it again! :-p I was tired when I did that this morning. :-p lol!",
"Oh it is so sunny.",
"That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!",
"Yeah, I think we`ve earned it!",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"no im not cries LOL",
"needs my mommy http://plurk.com/p/x116r",
"Searching my home for a few things to cook them for dinner this evening. It`s mothers day so guess who im eating with",
"fighting with mum on mothers day",
"is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m",
"IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)",
"I know that feeling.",
"haha wats this about?",
"I made an animated holiday card thingy. http://is.gd/yjpq - Shh. Don`t tell mom yet. It`s a surprise.",
"_radio yeah :S i feel all funny cause i haven`t slept enough i woke my mum up cause i was singing she`s not impressed :S you?",
"Disappointment really sucks! I`m getting used to it.",
"What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....",
"oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme",
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife`s tummy hurts. Just. Great.",
"hahaha n I`m a do the same for u",
"_meaway I`m sorry hon I know how it feels though...I`m usually crazy but at a family gathering I`d probably hold back like that also",
"is very shocked and feeling sick... but happy all the same",
"it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days",
"I know... it`s already been two weeks!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??",
"Great day yesterday. Good win for Forest, some celebratory `staying up` drinks, a trip to an unsuccesful bbq and �1.50 Stellas in Scream",
"It`s already over? ****!",
"what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office",
"Tat, You looks beautiful and are a heck of a mama and business woman. Dana",
". Haha. Rite. Im freeeeeeee. Britneys spears listenin time.",
"i cantttt. my grandparents are here.",
"Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42",
"got one because of my babygirl",
"I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus",
"hahaha! Yes, I do",
"at famous dave`s with my mom. so hungry.",
"well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh",
"you just got one more!!",
"turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.",
"If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped",
"I also believe in some things are meant to happen.",
"Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"oh my gosh! i know! happend yesterday",
"wut itell u yesterday lol",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me",
"that`s family for you imna crash, woke up 630 3 days in a row....lol",
"dont depress me I have the mother-in-law staying the weekend. Someone else to wait on other than the kids!",
"A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!",
": Out to dinner for the fam and Grandma for Mother`s Day.",
"Got that right! And i know when I found out she wasn`t coming i cried! It really sucks but Im still happy she headlining now!",
"OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad"
] | 4 |
and so another week begins. this one has got to be better than the last | [
" thank you You too! I hope this turns out to be a top week for you.",
"i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha",
" ur welcome u finished ur speech (typed it and written notes)",
" No problem! These boxes are _made_ for undernourished IT professionals",
" Great! I`m glad you enjoy them I hope you have a GREAT day",
" I recommended .net, I guess since they bought something from you they featured you. Hopefully it brings in more business",
"Had an awesome pedicure today!!",
"i love Fly With Me, live chats and don`t like being sick.",
"thx for the tip. how did you figure that one out?",
" aww bless haha your cute Tom",
"Good Morning! 'RETURN TO WILLEN ISLAND - Spring has most definitely sprung' ... http://bit.ly/EyRtT ... enjoy",
" Awww, thanks Jon! I appreciate that",
"Happy Mother`s day! Sent msg to mom and got her phone call. I wish one day we can live in the same city so I can take care of her.",
" want to hear something funny? I`m yours is on the radio right now!",
"hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day",
"I`m really excited that I`m a Queen Bee on the Power Mom 50 List I feel really REALLY honored. #nielsenpowermoms"
] | [
"AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.",
"Birthday tomorrow. Doing jack **** all weekend",
"I`am back to Tweetie 1.1.1.",
"Monday, Monday. Mr. Cade is home on the couch & I have lots to do today!",
"Hmm I guess where the world is headed 2day....Lets make predictions",
"It`s Just So Audioo.",
"**** culture is increasing in india,govt has to make new laws such as wat will be charges if a boy tease a boy nd wat if a boy rapes a boy",
"yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more",
"weird, `cause i synced mine this morning and got the new episode...",
"I am so tired!",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"rblpnBro Not quite where I need to be here ... sad but true. Soon however all will be WELL 6wks ? http://blip.fm/~5z4ve",
"Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p",
"@_HarryKim OOC: It`s okay. Maybe our schedules will work out soon.",
"all pugged in and ready to go. device updates on, so feel free to bombard me at any time. Time to actually get something done.",
"feeling better, still coughing. : / not moving on yet. its impossible.",
"Yep! It`s just quarter til 4 now. I`m going to try to sleep now that my headache is subsiding. Take it easy Teddy!",
"_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons",
"back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!",
"Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies",
"I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts",
"pic as promised http://twitpic.com/4wqy4",
"wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough",
"home.Going to be a warm day on top of it. Is it Friday yet?",
"omg evie. we have to do our plan for hot 30 tomorrow night",
"maybe i should take up drinking again, feel as if i have a ,massive hangover still not ,yself today",
"planning how to move back home...the regression process is in motion",
"Getting very frustrated by people who don`t know what they want... can`t wait to go home tonight...",
"dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off",
"_Punk_Robot wtf.....winter isn`t due til monday, am freezing",
"I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology",
"The dayem computer #twpp",
"not sure i can make it",
"sad assembly next block",
"I kno I kknow ... sigh... been on. but it sux",
"is sick and it doesn`t seem like i`m getting better",
"switch to something else then",
"i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?",
"I don`t know what to write anymore! My mind must be tired. It`s past midnight here already. Do a tour in the Philippines?",
"Feels very ucky today... I need more DEFENSE Vitamin Water because I don`t want to be sick no mores",
"always excited for a new chapter in my life. just didnt expect it to be so emotional.",
"starting phase 1 of operation 'be productive'- pack clothes. can`t find pink tank top!! oh no!!!",
"coach says have come along way, faster that alot of people oh yeah whos the man. ohh very sore",
"another build failed! something is not right in the big scheme of things!",
"Back in lancaster bored already, can`t wait to start work! Missing hel!",
"couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.",
"hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik",
"Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday",
"ready with learnin today!!! .. and now its twilight time",
"Nobody likes to feel low priority.",
"Test another update... sorry for bothering all of u guys",
"_ I hope filming is going well I`m new to the whole 'Twilight phenomenon', they couldn`t have picked a better 'vampire'!",
"was jst out there wednesday",
"More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!",
"I want a burrito but I still have 30 more minutes of work",
"catching up on my teevee shows.",
"1 month 3 wks till the big day! ~CSH",
"This is not my day",
"No 10th 2 months=]",
"is back...been feeling ill and extremely busy all week. happy mother`s day, to all you mama`s out there",
"Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"miss u m8 we NEED tae have a catch up n that",
"Good morning ladies and Gents. it`s going to be an awesome day 'even though the weather is terrible'",
"I`m exhausted new song 'one day' on myspace check out http://www.myspace.com/tannajoy",
"My tooth is bloody killing, not sure I can wait until next week to get it fixed",
"my pic is back.. out of the blue..",
"_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.",
"so instead of laying out in this 90 degrees i`ve gotta give 32 fourth graders miso/rice/sushi/mochi in an hour fml",
"one of them is",
"tomorrow is going to be sooo awkward & embarassing. lights & sounds last night was awesome",
"**** - that`s sad, then... I haven`t heard the new one yet. Sounds like I`ve been spared a tragedy.",
"in a very stress mood",
"save me--i feel like i`m going crazy. ? http://blip.fm/~5z193",
"Sorry for the delay in publishing this weeks show Some technical difficulties during encoding. Will be out asap but may be Saturday.",
"That storm seems to be coming my way",
"last night in cork and come tomorrow i wont even remember it... double sad face haha... in the words on lily allen.. NOT FAIR!",
"im finally going home but didnt get to finish all my work so ill be back tomorrow",
"friday here at last, not much fun when your skint though",
":O Job interview today, i`m really gonna mess this uuuup",
"they r the most random things that my mind can churn..as the Chennai heat gets to me I can assure u these will b more often.",
"i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.",
"_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?",
"Created a new album on my Facebook for my Phantom cross stitch I want to track my own progress so I feel like I am getting something done",
"just starting my day...a long Friday",
"will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7",
"has a tummy ache.",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.",
"it`s not working here",
"awwwww would a virtual high five make it any better?",
"Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!",
"I have to go to work now.",
"is working it out allll day long.",
"'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo",
"HD full again... http://plurk.com/p/x2eb3",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"it`s friday but i have to work the weekend",
"Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.",
"gonna get off to try and catch some Z`s, no more high school after tomorrow! which really sucks i wish i didn.. http://tinyurl.com/lk9ag8",
"omg supernatural is on after good news week",
"wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"Coming to the end of my vacation.",
"doesnt want exams next week",
"just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify",
"that`s why you are visiting alllllll the time next year.. It will never be the same though",
"Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up",
"I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!",
"_Marls Nah I got bare work to do, 3 weeks left and I`m bare behind",
"someone doesn`t feel good...",
"We do! Its been to long! I think i have next weekend open. When are you going to have the house warming party",
"oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon",
"Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?",
"Me to, oh well maybe one day",
"How is everyone on this fine Monday? what is everyone`s opinion of the new Wolverine movie?",
"Home Friday makes me too!!!",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"Waiting for Raimi`s new horror flick Drag Me To Hell. I`m really excited for this! Too bad it`s not in #amcmain in KC",
"nooo i cant be sick...not now! im about to go see my new nephew"
] | 739 |
hope you have a nice relaxing day!!! hope your well wishing you all the best | [
"Again.. check out http://www.myspace.com/therealfunkymonkey ....these guys rock this one too ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbc",
" Thanks dear, I know this, but I appreciate the validation as always",
"weee! internet is back here at home!",
" hahahha but days off are cool when nothings open its like isolated and haha cool",
" Sounds great. I`m looking forward to it then",
" That was fantastic! Thank you",
" Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great",
" You may be PC but I love you anyway!!! Maybe someday you too will become Mac!",
"Just got back from working out. I`m feeling pretty good. work at 4:30",
"Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!",
"yep, good morning to you all or night or evening or whatever xD",
"Now comes the fun part Because you can find only a few offers per country or you live outside US, your changes can be quite tiny.",
"Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal",
" morning hope u r well.. i`m off to bed soon!",
"¬ gonna lie. it`s 60 degrees in here. thanks for leavin me your sweater molly. brrrrr",
" Maatt Havent spoken to you in ages dudeee Dont forget bout ur Aussie fan ;) lool. Love ya ****"
] | [
"its almost your birthday!!",
"you know what`s today? no? it`s the Star Wars day you ****!",
"whatever do you mean?",
"*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T",
"Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today",
"anytime buddy I c u @ 701!",
"My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better",
"dang i miss you goodnight",
"Monday...Funday! Wake up people...and keep me awake please Today is going to be a long one..I can already feel it. Eww",
"Appreciation lunch at work. Good food! But sucks being here on my day off lol",
"Bad day! Work`s TOO stressful...been involved in a minor accident, but everything`s ok so far. Have to cut down immediately!",
"@_HarryKim OOC: It`s okay. Maybe our schedules will work out soon.",
"whatever will be, will be",
"Ok. Night sweet people I`ll look for ya tomorrow",
"_ I wish you were here NOWWW!!! grrrrrrr",
"About 60 again todayy yayy!!!",
"_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!",
"Mmm someone come havelunch with me",
"I wish our didn`t close",
"ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!",
"Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.",
"Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again",
"OHH. haha ok thanks",
"lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.",
"I`m sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t now the news but thats ok. BRB x",
"Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.",
"Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL",
"supposed to be great weather today & 2moro; just my luck Im stuck in work 1-10 both days!",
"I`m game, too bad your leaving HI!",
"Allergies sun is out, wearing shorts. Stuck with my advisory the whole day.... This should be boring. Except fun. If people make it fun?",
"Ugh I can`t breathe right today",
"Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep",
"Time to get off the puter. Nite all.",
"I WANT A HUG!",
"people are not twitting very much today",
"nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol",
"Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42",
"haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring",
"that`s dope! stay out of trouble",
"your right.... How was your trip",
"Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"oh i see so what are you having today?? hehe",
"just got home. Yay! Hi guys! http://plurk.com/p/svdpu",
"sorry to hear that It`s going okay, just tweeting away",
"wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough",
"The sun has gone in!",
"bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!",
"cant sleep so tired! goodnight... maybe :/",
"Sorry you are having a bad week. I feel like if I could get good sleep, I would be so much better too. Fog",
"Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!",
"**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...",
"wnna take a bath!!!!",
"Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?",
"getting my hair cut todayyyy! i`m nerrrvous",
"will do it in a couple od days , when I have more time., for now I need to get some sleep. Night Night All. Peace.!!!!",
"DON`T PANIC! Hehe, it will be fine. Email it to me",
"what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over",
"nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it",
"good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"Yay, watching Supernatural .. Great way to end a hard day. I miss you Jesse.",
"http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?",
"it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days",
"its just one of those days....",
"Feet hurt...finally in bed...will not forget this crunch when it`s over...very very productive day today though",
"Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day",
"- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?",
"HELLOOO!!! How are you?? Gosh I miss seeing you around. Thought of you last night when I had some amarula",
"MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text",
"Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u",
"ahh everyone`s out today taking in the sunny weather except me might go and watch some tv...",
"day started off bad but got better",
"I miss you sweetie!",
"I would if I wasn`t working today.",
"gosh it`s anoher cloudy day wish they would go away.. or rain..",
"Hope I`m not coming down with piggy flu, eyes red. Neck no longer holds up heavy head. Time for sleep. Sogni D`oro all!",
"at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!",
"aw. wasn`**** sad?! give ginger a little pat on the head for me! mwah!",
"1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck",
"i don`t like to see you like this... there must be something to make you smile...",
"May the 4th Be with you all!",
"Happy Grey`s day everyone! Oh I miss Grey`s!!",
"Just getting an additional free day",
"@_YoureMyHeroine :`( i really know how you feelin. i wish i could hug you",
"bored bored bored! wish i had something to do tomorrow, especially with the weather we`re to have! not fair",
"Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa",
"not for too long I hope x",
"It`s a beautiful day outside today, shame I`m stuck in the office with the blinds shut to stop glare.",
"Good morning, baby Yes, i slept like a rock. Refreshed & ready for anything. How are you? *hugs you & doesn`t let go* Miss u",
"... same to you!",
"I do NOT feel good today",
"Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?",
"Gonna nap n chill then probably go to the movie later. Ugh i have a headache this sux ****. Cloudy day too",
"Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night",
"lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr",
"Yes, maybe, but for today, I write",
"GRRRR!!! It`s BACK!!!!! And what I mean is my headache But on the * * bright side....it`s only on one side!!!! /\\/\\/\\/\\/\\",
"Yep! It`s just quarter til 4 now. I`m going to try to sleep now that my headache is subsiding. Take it easy Teddy!",
"lunch break`s over, going back to work....",
"I`m not having a good day... can u cheer me up with a tweet? Even Tink will do. LOL.",
"it is very unlucky the day wasn`t the same without you! i hope to see you on wednesday though, right? x",
"ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood",
"I wish I had company",
"hey! thanks for following how is it going?",
"is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though",
"I`m trying really hard not to hate you.",
"Quiet day at work 2day.Just had dinner. Whats doin out there?",
"oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"i`m not partying tonight",
"Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!",
"How BOut What Your Doing Now, or what you gonna do today lol",
"OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad",
"i miss you bby wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!"
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY VICKY!!!! AND TO ALL THE OTHER MOTHERS WHO READ THIS!!! | [
"But on the bright side...no school",
"Happy Mother`s Day x3 ..Mum? I love you",
" its funny, I didn`t even know it was there!",
"Thank you guts for 360 followers! It means a lot!",
" > 'live Q&A 24/7'... definitely the best part of twitter for me",
"Happy morning to everyone!",
"I wish I could go to #BEA this weekend.",
" You`re following Ellen, Oprah, and... me! I`m honored!",
" OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha",
"_Diva_Dee26 teehee Im glad to entertain ye",
" I used to love you lol...so awesome...I knew you`d have an 'experience' last night",
" hope u did alright on the final",
"Thanks to good friends for coming out, hanging out and being our ears out there, you know who you are",
" Thanks mama ! I absolutely adore her",
" All the best with the Cup Final today. Have fun",
"says Happy Mother`s Day to all the Moms out there."
] | [
"#FollowFriday In honor of my web buddies who moved.",
"left a comment on your blog post",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp",
"Dropping my mum at the station I`ll miss u mum",
"Oh boy this is going to be a loooooong day",
"SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"Aren`t randoms what it`s about?!!! I LOVE that it`s Star Wars day - I didn`t realise and I can`t believe it`s almost over!",
"she is all grown up",
"i`ll miss y`all back... give my regards...",
"HOME!!! from my relatives. my sissy, , posted pics of her and our cupie cousin Audrey. ???",
"Almost all are here now! Tomorrow at 8 we start! 291km`s of mud - http://mobypicture.com/?zx33t1",
"[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women) http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct",
"_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!",
"Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!",
"I have a sore tummy",
"_louise yeah. like that",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"http://twitpic.com/4wehl - graduation pic",
"I hear you ...",
"Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!",
"missing my hobo/****/tramp way of life, and cooking for my mother on a saturday night MAMA I LUV U",
"your picture makes me thristy EVERYDAY!",
"I totally agree! And there`s no way to avoid it",
"My son had surgery yesterday so mommy and son time won`t be as long today",
"sign up for tarte news http://tinyurl.com/dde2v6 my intro in the newsletter AND 20% off first purchase 2for1",
"_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny",
"WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"oh my gosh! i know! happend yesterday",
"is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr",
"who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.",
"O dear. so you`re going to be **** that kiddoe and I`m going to sit there doing.. nothing! awesome WHERES THE SHOPPING?!<3",
"just got home, talk",
"Good Evening Terri! Have missed you lately, hope life is being good to you. Have a wonderful evening !",
"Happy belated Birthday to Billy!! I forgot to say that on his bday. I feel aweful!",
"says everyone was busy http://plurk.com/p/rou4v",
"Oh PW, you done me wrong. The signing time in ur children`s article are all wrong...and no Neil Gaiman?! You tease me. #bea",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"We are of like minds this evening , my dear!",
"_xo hey chick u alryt u at dads tmoro we sud do sumin aen like last week we neva dun oot this week lol missed you ha bye hun ****",
"http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??",
"Mom has left... again",
"No problem. I`m just sharing the whole list to you.",
"Listening to Lady Gaga... Relatives just left after our Mother`s Day celebration",
"Hi All!! I have 2 daughters.. and my youngest turns 2 on Monday.. Where did the time go?? sniffle sniffle sob. sob.",
"aw. wasn`**** sad?! give ginger a little pat on the head for me! mwah!",
"Searching my home for a few things to cook them for dinner this evening. It`s mothers day so guess who im eating with",
"is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.",
"that`s family for you imna crash, woke up 630 3 days in a row....lol",
"_Cullen oh really!!! i`ve already put all the pics up!! sorry!! http://twitpic.com/61oj0",
"i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate mother`s day.",
"http://twitpic.com/66vdn - I miss my babyyy",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"shouts out to and",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!",
"Aye, May the 4th be with you",
"Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x",
"YAY YOU! So proud of you! and I`m not even being sarcastic. Even though you told me to shut the **** up.",
"Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!",
"http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home",
"I sent you a FR yesterday.",
"cooked my own Lunch todayy Givin` my mum a relaxin` dayy.",
"Fml! Ughhhhhhhhh, im not going anwhere today just sit in the bedroom I share with my mother and cry!",
"oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!",
"Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love",
"That mango shake made ALL the difference. - http://tweet.sg",
"2 days & 5 text messages this month",
"I miss my mom.. 'May angels lead you in'",
"So sad. Your mom must be very shaken up. Peace and strength to her and the dear family that lost their little girl",
"YAY! Thanks for the #followfriday. #FAILFriday is still winning, though.",
"oist the 1st tym, di pa ko 18, the 2nd tym, may sakit na siya... don`t blame me",
"I am usually more creative on Mother`s Day but lately I have not been feeling creative. O.K.. Good Night. uh Morning...",
"I sent you a message.",
"Making a birthday song to a special person!!",
"is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!",
"there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!",
"Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!",
"strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways",
"woot!! you go girl",
"One more day baby.",
"It`s teacher appreciation week - been out making deliveries to instructors this morning",
"don`t you procrastinate! (like I do...)",
"_Toni i`m having one of those days today also",
"http://twitpic.com/67nxe - Yeah..I`m bored XD I pic up this photo when I still have my guitar..today my mum steam me it I miss Nameless..",
"hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.",
"yes my dear V",
"SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL",
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",
"auntiegail says `Today I am picking up the hi-vis vests for the kids they say `Auntie Gails Childminding Service` ****.`",
"just got them- about to read & reply",
"Thank you! You should know that I am both happy and sad (all at the same time) to know that. You`ve got 'The Right Stuff'",
"He is the truth! But what about Maxwell? You can`t forget the future father of my children!",
"Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!",
"Thanks! My mom`s seed is larger and already cracked (and planted). I hope Avalina isn`t a dud!",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"oh no! my fun weekend with friends is gone! my mother has made a family weekend of it! ****",
"is making me hot chocolate with almond milk. Mother Day festivities is starting early!",
"May the fourth be with you",
"I`m with ya on that one girl!",
"just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo",
"That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!",
"May the 4th be with you",
"Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday",
"about to take my mum out for jewellery shopping and a coffee for mothers day",
"it`s beeen onee year",
"why thank you. Couldn`t resist it",
"there will be a session of #MoMoTLV at #iva09",
"on a day like this...",
"actually did progressive studying today..",
"yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"impressive fever! best wishes to her, hope it`s nothing serious",
"waiting for my mom to get home",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"werd. that`s very true",
"hey Bow when yu comin baxx 2 thaa 614 we miss yu hun ...614 all day!!",
"Haha! just overheard on the us. 3 yrold to mom 'mom, I think I should learn to read today'"
] | 150 |
staying home because I`m badass. | [
" omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty",
" Bill, absolutely fantastic programme. Loved the `cow bell` bit towards the end.",
" You too - hope your day was good!",
" He was my reason for even going too haha. Shaun of the Dead was too epic haha",
"At TGC concert good to see old friends and remember the old times!",
" LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman'",
"Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting",
"Wow. Shabu. And now HIMYM! Really feels comforting",
" Thank you for FF",
" lol that was a great movie",
" That`s very funny. Cute kids.",
" baby help me with math",
" Hey JK...Wish Evenlyn a Happy Mothers Day tomora for me..I had a Great Day, my gift will be tickets to see ya`s ere in Oz",
"nice night bed time; work from 4:30-8:45 tomorrow",
" well i just got home and its not on till tmw at 530p but with comcast its on right now but i didnt miss it",
" I have a great house to sell you! Comes complete with a riding mower!!"
] | [
"Aha the mom super power - guilt",
"TGIF!! But I have so much work to do this weekend",
"Up early this morning, first to portmeirion then home",
"gotta get up in a few hours...booo gooodnight!",
"fear crept in but it`s already been dismissed. now let me do this thing right, coz this time the feelings are there and it`s so different",
"& you still are not following me",
"11 Days left until freedom. I really just want to get through this weekend. I hate essays.",
"_meow YEAH U Better BE !!",
"irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open",
"Back from LAAANDAN. Miss it already check out my new giant purple bow and gold wing necklace. I <3 TD http://tinyurl.com/m5y2mw",
"he`s outta the ofc til Monday ::GRAND:: kinda bummed me out but b/c I was genuinely sick there`s nuthin I can do about it -->",
"Aww Holly Steel ... Dont cry",
"Writing and researching. Tired of being foolish, so I`m educating myself & moving forward. Gonna marry a white boy they do you right!!!",
"Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self",
"haha i`ll keep that in mind so far, i reckon i have enough money to stop my hair greying when i retire ;D",
"I would Join you shopping but i have work all weekend six degrees of seperation is confsuing",
"sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol",
"yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.",
"@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me",
"I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.",
"Last night I had 1/2 a bottle of wine in my house and 2 cocktails. Came home sober but still gonna be sick",
"I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?",
"hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me",
"Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses",
"iamkiara__ im so sick I fell over last night outside coz I was putting something in the bin",
"Aren`t we though? lol He`s at work now and I miss him blah Wut cha up to?",
"cool i wear black most of the time when i go out",
"FML, i cant loose another friend",
"Huh. I`ll have to try that (for no other reason then just to try it",
"LOL! That is just the way I was brought up.",
"I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P`KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to `away`",
"home not well hate not workin",
"I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you",
"2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol",
"****, can`t sleep. feening for cigs. i`m horrible. :X",
"gonna go 2 bed now, night tweeters , dont think about me when you sleep ;) hahah nite all",
"but I keep updating.",
"I don`t even want to know WHY you know about VHEMT, but don`t go - we`d miss you",
"idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties",
"yeah, I had a suspicion about that!! I think I`m going to come home and want to spend a ton of money on tools!",
"Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet",
"I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!",
"I mean i`m tired, and sooooo freakin in love with my .",
"http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here",
"so had a freakin lond thursday ready to hit the hay and surprise surprise I can`t freakin sleep :/ Boo!",
"Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!",
"after mad calls..txt..fb msgs my homie finally calls me back I was so worried..I think I care far 2 much..but if anything happened 2 them",
"I`m loving the fact that there is tension on the set of Iron Man 2, poor Gwenyth can`t handle being in Scarlett`s shadow",
"im just dreamin out loud, i cant have you for mine and i know it",
"Time to head back home. My business here is done.",
"Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??",
"and added it to his collection. i was too much of a punk **** to ask for it back.",
"****...Ive gotten so much packed up already lmao, well little **** anyway. Either way, I have a good start",
"Hot ****, I`m at **** Disneyland!",
"_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow",
"I could but won`t get here in time before my Vegas trip So I`ll still look like a noob there~",
"Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend",
"Geoff posted a boo: Coming Home From Tenerife Boo http://boo.fm/b25651",
"Right all strapped in and ready to go http://twitpic.com/4jloj",
"lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!",
"My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1",
"reality needs to check in. schools over. time to party not tonight tho, im going to bed. night, night.",
"Where is my bestie when i need him",
"this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha",
"I would do a #FollowFriday, but everyone on my list is already on everyone elses list so what`s the point? I`m just not popular enough.",
"Still in same queue barely 1 metre from where i last twittered. This is insane. And i paid for this",
"just made it home, time for a shower and some breakie, off out to Blackpool later for some lunch",
">>i don�t live in UK, so I can�t say what i think...",
"I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3",
"I Need a freaking adventure.",
"D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit",
"Off to work I go!",
"Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend",
"Just reached my Cellgroup leader`s house and he is surprised that I`m dry. Haha. - http://tweet.sg",
"first year in ages where i`m not going to the crafty raft :O i don`t mind though, i don`t even like the crafty raft",
"I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol",
"I`m off to bed. Head just won`t stop giving me pain. ahgg.. Let this sinus, allergy, whatever you are be over tomorrow! Sogni D`oro",
"Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey",
"haha wtf is that! You don`t want me to leave",
"On way back home after a crazy night on the coast",
"because my dad has the tv to loud. Then i get creeped out cuz im from a dodgy neighbourhood and there was someone in my bush.",
"well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine",
"http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again",
"_01Xx dont leave us !!! whats up ? ****",
"that is why I drive a (teeny tiny) honda civic http://myloc.me/FRy",
"sitting at home doing nothing. gonna be like this all weekend",
"ROTC brought a climbing wall to work for coworkers to try and climb if they wanted. I forgot my climbing shoes at home today.",
"_xo wicked , what time you leaving? how come you cant stay the night",
"Haha,I just may do that,yo!",
"oh no! Poor thing keep us posted.",
"Shipwrecked all weekend license wasn`t suspended, it got cancelled. Can`t take the risk driving and no one lives near me",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.",
"Right folks, really must go now; have to babysit my nephew in the morning. Another early start. No Twilight time Nare mind. Nightall. X",
"_mcflyandjb in heaven, i`ll go everywhere",
"http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?",
"ya mine too but for very different reason",
"hey you, honey bear! Don`t goooooooo puhleeezeee..",
"mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power",
"omfg whyyyyyy not that sucks!!! and r18?? wtf... T.A.I. getcho` asses down here",
"I woke up with a sore throat Work tonight. Grad practice in the morning, hanging with family, then GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL",
"It`s 12AM! , and I are still up, sending you as much tweets as we can! Philippines tour please?",
"dont think me ugly - but tha dumb **** is lookin a lill betta - an he know it!",
"man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma",
"so i spoke too soon.... & my weekend may be delayed for like 20 more min aaaah i gottaaa get outttt of here b4 i lose it",
"Eh, I`ve gotta go to bed anyways. Goodnight.",
"its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore",
"SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?",
"Raining in Belfast too - and I promised myself I would clean my windows today. Back to bed, then!",
"_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.",
"****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!",
"Livin on ur own iznt nice at all. I miss my mum",
"- No work, but gotta be here till 9pm Enna kodumai sir idhu...",
"11.40 AM. I don`t wanna wake up. Shoo, roommate, shoo.",
"it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness",
"hello..aint been tweetin all day cuz i had 2 switch things over 2 da new place. (exhausted and sick)",
"in a very stress mood",
"no, im a people pleaser",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"Drinkin` Chai tea and not sleeping.. and checkin` out some cool peeps"
] | 979 |
This weekend has been probably the best and there is still another day to go!! | [
"its too early to be up! wishes i could sleep in today",
" It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.",
" Lovely profile + website! Very neat... love the 'where is gary' ticker!",
" The photos are AMAZING! What a GREAT subject & way to get people educated about Darfur! HUGS! U are an inspiring woman!",
"You should retweet others good tweets at least 10 a day to get involved into things at twitter",
" Why thank you... Us Mami`s are bringin` sexy back...",
" gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then",
" haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p",
" awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!",
" new album is truly genius, so happy with it",
" I`m here if ur here for me!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wkpl - Widescreen laptop + rotation + comics = Awesome.",
"_joy it`s entirely possible",
" hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this",
"..exams. haha just remembrd the china buffet king yesterday. vair amusing ....",
" Just DMed you your login details for the Twitter Salvation System. Enjoy! do let me know what u think."
] | [
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh friday..and I work tomorrow",
"Well thats me for the day, watching Panthers tonight beat the Saints (fingers crossed) cause there are no QLD teams playing this round",
"so bored Gonna go to the Carnival and get an all day pass tomorrow. Excited for that, but very bored today.",
"miss u too. I`m still at a club...u know...west coast ****!",
"Sunday and Mother`s day!",
"revision...what fun...still I have thursday to do basically nothing",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"Hang in there! Drink some hot coco",
"SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"OMG SO srry to hear that",
"_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.",
"Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...",
"How are you today!?",
"I like fridays generally, but class is extended today and I`m starving :X haha </whine> O:-P",
"summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood",
"That`s more like it - 3rd #fb",
"I`m sowwy. It sucks, I know, I`ve been there. Yay for half days though!",
":] Today is a bank holiday so not many places will be open until tomorrow. Welcome back!",
"Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling",
"this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it",
"_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!",
"charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow",
"soooo sleepy. but gotta finish this game. lol. gettt it cavs! whoop whoop",
"63 days of summer holiday left, and they are going way too slow! When will school get here???",
"I`m not goin have a way out there til b.dix gets off but we swimming tomorrow !",
"- Try this one",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"Ahhh...can`t do this one....will be in las Vegas that weekend #noctweetup",
"_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday",
"I can`t wait to start my weekend. I`m so sick of working, I have to self-medicate, and I`m fresh out of herb",
"_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day",
"Round two of Vega: Vanilla Chai flavor. Just realized that I have only 45 days left",
"At work full of weekend vengaboys zane lowe wolf from gladiators **** memories",
"gooooooood night, cant believe tomoroo is cancelled! but still gonna be a giid night, GNI cant beat them!",
"*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T",
"happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living",
"...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?",
"anticipating a tough day ahead",
"_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully",
"Listening to dashboard confessional & counting down the days until the concert on May 16th with",
"_**** cheer up lizzi there will b another foh hero concert but still i suppose we can b upset xoxoxo",
"i`m sorry your day wasn`t so good does it make you feel better to know you`re beating oprah on ms twitterworld?",
"this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here",
"Doing a Rainbow and Unicorn film then? #48hours",
"Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.",
"dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking",
"On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long",
"just starting my day...a long Friday",
"Cant believe Venus lost. A real shame. Smh. I think im getting sick Had such a **** week, doesnt look like the wknd is gona be better!",
"lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers",
"Home !! Home @ last !!!!! Time to step outside for some life",
"Sure you will tweet about this when you`re back, but news is abuzz about TR Knight`s leaving 'confirmed' today. Muy triste.",
"No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call",
"Away to the cinema tweet later may the 4th be with you all x",
"I could have! I had extra tickets. Plus we had two Twitter Giveaways We`ll get you next time.",
"feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!",
"um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you",
"feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...",
"i miss my brother. 12 more days till he gets bac to tennessee. he said he was singing 'find my way bac to tennessee' today. haha.",
"Nooooo! Working this weekend",
"Hell of a lot to do. But they say you shouldn`t complain theese days. Who are 'they' and can 'they' help me in that case",
"Has an hour left of revision",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke",
"oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)",
"just finished an exam, every1 else has finished cos I chose i different course to my friends I have one more exam on Thurs next week",
"wtf come i need this day to go by",
"I`m in VA for the weekend, my youngest son turns 2 tomorrow......it makes me kinda sad, he is getting so big, check out my twipics",
"You have the best hair ever. Totally jealous. Mine`s unfixable if I forget and leave sunglasses stuck in it too long",
"Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee",
"It`s 12AM! , and I are still up, sending you as much tweets as we can! Philippines tour please?",
"12 more days until CA!! i get to see my paniniii",
"til the next asaran",
"weather starting to be better So just SHINE **",
"ughhh my leg is still cramping from my panic attack outside ULU this morning bloody hurts!!",
"ah! well, I`ll see if I can find u later in the week. I am tempted to look at Leica`s this week. LOL. We could go check it out.",
"hope y`all enjoy the MusicBoat Cruise. What a tough job - haha!!!",
"just got home. Yay! Hi guys! http://plurk.com/p/svdpu",
"i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week",
"getting ready for the day, out then work till close",
"nooo i cant be sick...not now! im about to go see my new nephew",
"finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny",
"HES BACK!!!!! OH NOES!!!! have you missed me? Work has been insane and the band has really taken off so i haven`t had a moment to myself",
"Ooooh, I`m jealous I might try and get some for the saturday but I have an exam on the monday that Im gonna fail",
"_trip I bet he didn`t fall asleep till like this morning sorries.",
"feel like ****.....and will continue to for as long as it takes",
"Aww what a sunny day! Tasty barbeque with the family (: Got bad sunburn though",
"Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions",
":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew",
"were playing at 7 @ club impact tomorrow! finally got shirts! woopity doo! i want a slurpeeee sooo bad right now",
"really fun day gahhh i want my new phone this razr is killin me",
"gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.",
"Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink",
"good day in the sun... little bit burnt tho... well actualy quite alot very sore heh",
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",
"Unfortunately, that`s how it usually goes. In answer to yesterday...I`m okay. Things may be looking up. Miss talking to you.",
"well,only one week left of my holidays,sad sad",
"Frank from UPS` last day today... sad to see him go best delivery guy EVER! Hope the new guy is NOT a fucktard...",
"Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her",
"fucken tired as **** it`s sunny.. good day? deffff",
"Is off to meet my folks after a while...gonna b a working weekend too",
"MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text",
"Thanks! We`re still all passing around germs here but we`re surviving. Have I missed anything?",
"Had a totally chilled out day relaxing in the garden in the lovely weather. Shame I have to go to work tomorrow",
"oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight",
"hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn",
"got ya - that wouldn`t be so bad tho right?",
"haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..",
"My Birthday weekend! cant find where my ex hid our DANE COOK TICKETS for tomorrow!!! WTF that`s all i wanted for my birthday",
"OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol",
"Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!",
"Feeling better today, but still sick.",
"is very upset to see carys and donna go today miss you both hugely already!!! (Yes ok its only been like 3 hours) haaa..waaaah",
"Hello Back to work today after a week of vacation !",
"Still in same queue barely 1 metre from where i last twittered. This is insane. And i paid for this",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"#bigfanfriday 2day, & i go & friggin loose 1, life sucks!!"
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" Don`t worry, you`ll get your stamina back soon What kind of distances do you run usually?",
" I GOT UR BACK @ BABY!! much love to ya!",
"_A_Tx lol i havent watched it yet.. congrats!",
" pretty soon gonna have to unfollow myself from _words to cut the quickly growing 'habit' ... but I do love the challenge!",
" *shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..",
"yesterday was fun.. 1st concert of the year [i know, i`m late xD].. buena vista social club live FOR FREE..",
" meet - she is the Zombie expert i believe..",
" it`s very pleasant. i sooo rarely just have time to kill...",
" I`m glad you`ve been having fun babe",
"Roast was yummy, I think mum was impressed!!!",
"Jimmy Eat World`s initials are JEW....new favorite band",
"White House joins social networking sites > http://bit.ly/15Fo4X - better late than never",
" Interview! 177 views! 22 away from 200!! Thanx for reading ppl!! http://tiny.cc/GmKbT #mattmccoy",
" Not doing single ones 2day...beat lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff",
"butterfly fly away- miley ray , oh & happy mothers day <3 love u mami.",
" Hi! Waking up, and not lazy at all. You would be proud of me, 8 am here!!! Btw, nice colour, not burnt."
] | [
"ermm, more like a full black upper half. and some a completley grey",
"sunniest week for ages....and exams",
"http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - lol wow I`m watching X-men: The last Stand right now too",
"http://twitpic.com/67kb6 - Sad day! What a great guy and enthusiastic teacher.",
"I`m back. top molar extracted swollen face, all numb. But no more toothache or sinus pain.",
"tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"back from sql. finals tomorrow...new video today",
"Abrams has his quirks for sure. I`ll summarize my post like this: decent flick, but NOT a 'Star Trek' story.",
"SCHOOL IS FINALLY OVER NO MORE TEST OR WORK YES!!!!!!! But im gunna miss alot of ppl",
"I woke up at 5:45. Didn`t have a full bladder, wasn`t sick... And to top it off, I went for a run. Now I wanna go back to bed",
"I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now",
"_i_am_jes YAY! congrats! i`m afraid to check my grades!",
"My #followillfriday sucks because while I was teaching people how to be nice, you **** were drooling over Notion",
"did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks",
"18 hours to work....*cry* i can`t survive! // Weeelcome to my wonderland *sing along*",
"i should have run today but i let my slight aches be a bad excuse i`ll make it up tomorrow go 5.5",
"Hiyaaaaaa just got back from the scan! wow, was amazing, i cried haha, ****",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"home with chocolate and peanut butter. stupid kids on my bus ruined my yearbook",
"just got back from six flags wicked fun. even tho i almost died!",
"_matta take my 'how well do you know me' quiz!! i made one the other day... no one took it yet i put pics from yday on fb ****",
"no.1 dont really mean anything to me anymore :L it did when good old top of the pops was on every sat or friday or something",
"Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!",
"hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?",
"Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !",
"the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee",
"so sad u cancelled silverstone show better see u in sandown park!",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.",
"_Guy Just like me )))) No i must confess one dark side of me is that i can be sometimes stubborn + i�m a little morning grouch",
"ah Hate it when that happens! The Race to Erase MS is this week. Are you going?",
"Now, lets do funkey stuff, talking with magento, through xmlrpc with codeignite and output with amf (Zend) to flash",
"Signup for Dojo workshop in Munich (http://tinyurl.com/ct83ub ) ends today. Hurry up",
"SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH",
"I am increasingly convinced that I am moderately lactose-intolerant - given my deep and abiding love of cheese, this totally sucks",
"Found out that a schoolmate died of an heart attack this morning. He was barely 35 will miss u bally!",
"_DJ Xmas a week early? Hehe, at least you didn`t have to do any last min shopping",
"No html converter on there Think we`re going with http://bit.ly/3pJNC `cause it took 5 min. to get working.",
"****. Stephane doesn`t even feel sorry for me. Off to work then",
"finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb",
"nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it",
"yeah i got ur text! well ive only been on summer break for a week, and so far its been boring... all i do is watch tennis matches",
"wishing i was there, so you should go in my place. #brandwkshop http://tr.im/mOXL i see they`ve got scott bedbury and more.. poor me",
"_ nooo no roo crying. but omg i wanted to slap her. she was singing fine then from out of nowhere- BOOHOOOOOOOOOOO",
"Jus sittn here thinkin....wow yo my boy is really gone! Smh yo! Its bout to be 3 weeks on Sunday! R.I.P VON",
"Done With Exams...Now Focusing on Summer School...DAYUUMM Life`s Hard",
"Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.",
"Just got my marks... BCIT is the death of me I swear!",
"Wool, time for the top cote",
"GRANADA BOWL WITH THE CREW! Birthday bowling for Fisch and me http://twitpic.com/4wn29",
"oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight",
"checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.",
"as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff",
"if u watch the hills in london u will realise what tourture it is because were weeks and weeks late i just watch itonlinelol",
"So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!",
"i�m boring - bad weather today, watchingn alias and having fun with my boyfriend",
"ye it is not fare on me x",
"i like them all i just saw the movie 4.8 i would give it a 5 if Tyler Perry wasn`t in it",
"@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail",
"So...woke up in time just for work.....boo",
"Heh heh heh, come on! It is a THQ release! Ah well, I can try almost anything that is billed as RPG!",
"so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz",
"_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out",
"Tuned to listen, but had a 1:30 meeting. Now know that my high school/college French doesn`t cut it anymore.",
"finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny",
"Wrapped up some html/java work now spending the night dabbling in some flash intros",
"is having a profitable day! Looking forward to Sunday...gonna be a great day -- sad, too, because it`s the 5th graders last day!",
"_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks",
"Wee laddie`s been SO upset for about 2 hours. Tried soothing him in bed, nursing, etc. Nope. Up at 3:30am for real food. Blue Clues now.",
"love it when my sister brags! but she`s too tired too spell bowling right! haha its ok I <3 her!!",
"In regard to knowledge, I am like the little robot in the movie 'Short Circuit.' I am always crying out: 'Imput! Imput!'",
"Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT",
"worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it",
"Yea! Headed home to change and head over to Pelham. Sad thought... suposed to be heading over there for the NKOTB concert...",
"Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo",
"feelin` somewhat down; ugh, i don`t want to have an exam! oh well... 5 days baby!",
"to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time",
": first impression is that it`s considerably slower to boot than 2008 #beta1",
"Got the CofO to late didn`t close today Will close Monday....back out to meet a buyer tonight to show a few homes to",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!",
"Re: SWA & Pets - Good news for owners, bad news for people w/ allergies who needed to fly for less $$. Sad for many I know.",
"WOW, got killed on first wave of Horde on Gears. FAIL",
"In worst case cenario, I`ll show up on OFFF with a white mask, and scare everyone. Even better: everyone should wear a mask besides me.",
"PRE-ORDER collection is launched! EVERYTHING BELOW $20 VISIT US NOW http://bit.ly/haDfr",
"_fr Yes I saw the Village but the restaurant in the Village Square has a sign above it that reads 'Digestif.'",
"I like the idea of eliminating bludgers and beaters just tackling ppl, makes it nearly as dangerous as book quidditch",
"WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...",
"I definitely feel sorry for Jamie Stewart... Amsterdam audience can really suck (www.xiuxiu.org and read his post of May 27th )",
"? on wednesday green day will perform their new single 'Know Your Enemy' at TvTotal http://tr.im/kpDX",
"Looks like i can go see jeffree star afterall. I told my dad he`d hate the music & he said i could go alone",
"Back in SJ. Star Trek tonight at 9:45pm at Cinelux on Almaden.",
"At shakas againn. No 2 dollar salads here",
"Dang my own LDBF didnt give me a Follow Friday shot out",
"Jared`s wearing a green shirt? *SPARKLY EYES* YEE!! I hear #asylm is highly disorganized hang in there!",
"Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!",
"Head is pounding. Well not really pounding, more like tapping I suppose. Homework time.",
"08.05.09 partying at the Pineforest http://tinyurl.com/ojugsb",
"http://twitpic.com/5s5f9 - Joe had the same shirt in the concer here, in Chilee! hahaha Big rob wasn`t here",
"in august with anberlin. they`re not headlining though and yes there is a perth show",
"BTW, `nathanfillion` is trying to beat his Flight Control score as well, maybe you should follow each other?",
"un cross them please..I was planning on buying a lambo this summer, next stop,, pitsvillle baby...=people carrier",
"Not looking forward to next week: Maths, Geography, English and French exams, totalling 7 hours",
"ohh ic ic haha, iyaa my summer is filled with ONE Course that lasts for the whole summer",
"_____ re:firmware. Heh, just a coincidence. I didn`t do anything. Maybe the SW guys heard you?",
"you should see the Morning Rush Forum`s shoutbox. Overheat bcoz of campaign! Flying skirts!!!",
"had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.",
"sorry bout 2day bloody typical,goin 4 a laydown now feel sick again,ooo this not nice x",
"Oh no! I guess I`m officially a big nerd now. I heard the movie is great even if you don`t like Trek... and I do",
"grabe, norms. i researched; dami pala flamenco forms and sub-forms. kaloka! i attempted a Solea. kaloka ang 12-beat!",
"Good morning... I�m soooo tierd",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"FTR I <3 U and miss U on the team already",
"My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Sadly, it doesn`t I was so hopeful after American Doll Posse, too ... it`s just so blah and vacant of dynamic.",
"tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv",
"This is late, but I was actually in the spelling bee back in the day. I got eliminated in state finals though.",
"The only thing about preparing 5 sermons in one week is just when you think you are done...you have to prepare the powerpoint slides"
] | 795 |
thanks to and i`m now on twitter! | [
"the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*",
" Problems seem to be fixed now! Thank you!",
": love the song 'together'. that`s 'his' song for me...well i think it`s still is",
"Listening `Hallelujah` on Youtube. Leonard Cohen wins. #xfactor",
" 0k...enjoy Dora the Explorer.. greetings to your niece!!",
" I hope you get well soon! <3",
"Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done",
"happy mothers day to all the mothers, grandmothers, furbaby mommies, etc! heading out for breakfast with my mom shortly",
"Spent some time with the Guild Wars 4th birthday update. Menagerie is a welcome new feature... For Rangers anyway.",
" I`m concerned for that family",
" thanks + agree http://bit.ly/7vIKc",
" I�m good. Wanna get out of the office....",
" I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!",
"Ohh grandpas.. Stable.. Won`t kno all details til tomorrow when I visit... Keep him me and my fam in ur prayers..thank you ... Goodnite",
"Happy Mothers Day all! Hugs and love, Zoe",
" HaPPy B-DAY Ma Freaaaaaaak <3"
] | [
"_Kill_Boy oh sorry! not getting all my replies nothing against you. and yes, i do know nirvana",
"I said hi to u",
"I gave you a big mention on The GodTalk Radio show last night....last segment of the first hour. Podcast format avail soon",
"Sry but other day tweets were MIA - twitter network glitch, but story was re: funeral mix-up, as in wrong remains delivered to ea.",
"I kno I kknow ... sigh... been on. but it sux",
"? ALREADY FINISHED CHATTING . HAHA .. ?",
"Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday",
"Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.",
"can u follow me please",
"Looks like my Twitter is down",
"i talk to you",
"Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj",
"Creased my nikes!! ohh well... http://twitpic.com/66zfd",
"If I 'unfollowed' you - its NOT on purpose. Something fishy is going on with my Tweet Deck !! Let me know if I 'unfollowed' you.",
"Off to work I go!",
"hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?",
"Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz",
"omg I`m so sorry to hear that! If you really need to talk to someone I`m always on here. I`m a shoulder you lean on",
"_kritt GPS location: http://bit.ly/SPW5s here I am",
"Dayum, tweets r coming fast, so likely missing a lot. Plz DM, k? Oh, is _stewart 4 real?",
"It was on my CNN subscription on Google Reader. I couldn`t help but repost it",
"Finally, im back online! I miss my lappy. So many things to follow up. Starting with Ning... Haha.",
"just got them- about to read & reply",
"Hiya! You might want to delete and retweet - the link to your blog doesn`t work",
"OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle",
"Oops..too late. Already popped in Bridges, since I missed most of it on tv. (I <3 Blair & Jo too!)",
"i`ve just woken up",
"My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?",
"thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.",
"Is wondering why my messages aren`t going anywhere ;( I am trying to learn how to tweet & it isn`t turning out so hot",
"well doesn`t that look fab, even if I do say so myself!",
"bye for now people .",
"Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508",
"I`ll put your name on the list",
"you might have missed my latest experiment - I know blogs have too many words these days http://tinyurl.com/ne6twc",
"I want it BACK NOW!: http://bit.ly/PP1WZ",
"is watching Because I Said So",
"Thank you OpenDNS for saving me from Comcast`s crappy DNS server. My internet is back up to par finally.",
"okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!",
"but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"ahaha im here carlos;; Wasssup?!",
"it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?",
"http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude",
"now i`m in hmv",
"Hate to break every1`s heart but confirmation jus came in that Austin & Sophia do NOT & never had a twitter another sad day!!",
"That mango shake made ALL the difference. - http://tweet.sg",
"That post was for",
"Assfuck, 'I`m sorry' roll. Okay I gave in. I`m such a sucker. http://twitpic.com/677xt",
"_fisher Hey!! How are u??did u got my reply??",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"Just finished my 1st new song !!! Soon on Youtube ! Keeping you updated !",
"OMG. I got a explosion of new followers, hello new followers",
"Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)",
"so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore",
"why thank you. I might just take you up on your offer",
"You saw that fraktastic zoidberg painting that was tweeted around last week or so, didn`t you?",
"_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?",
"Lets change this S0ulja B0y te|| em trending topic to, 'Soulja Girl Told em'",
"I wish I could get twitter to upload my background of M",
"Sent Twitterville 1.2 off to Apple for review More screenshots etc will be released later this week.",
"Thanks I decided to just give up on my old HQ and go with this account. Scoundrels won",
"new photo im hungry...getting off the computer now!",
"_s tried to reply back to you, but you need to follow me for me to DM - we have many friends in common is the short answer",
"_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!",
"Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!",
"_ oh i read that",
"twitter tends to do that to us",
"Looking for desktop twitter app that will actually let you access URLs, any suggestions? I liked Twittle but no linking",
"LoL Clever I`m Extremely Jealous Of The Amount Of Followers You Have I Only Have 24",
"hahahaha wtf dianne????? who twitters that lol...i guess it depends who the person is.....",
"http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.",
"this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr",
"now that`s an imtetsting visual.",
"Well, at least it`s not as bad as I thought. Found a new website to watch movies on and I gotta say.......it`s not bad, not bad at all",
"Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer",
"Dhellohannah5 can you please follow me i need more followers haha",
"...OOOPS AGAIN, the reply button is the RIGHT of the msg...now I`ll stop spamming",
"yer, oh that`s **** cause u hell need to post more haha so we can talk",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me",
". Haha. Rite. Im freeeeeeee. Britneys spears listenin time.",
"Day dreaming of Fuzzball and SNL http://fuzz-ball.com/twitter",
"I`ll send you the youtube link <3",
"i know i have lots of comments to return but i have been really busy i`ll get round to it guys, sorry",
"Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it`s all right",
"http://twitpic.com/4jb0q - And a few more",
"_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol",
"LMAO! I don`t fake being Paris anymore. Look at my bio ;) and by the way I can`t log onto your forum...",
"yep, so I **** it.",
"Sigh... you know I am...",
"are you tweeting while running?",
"aw ****. ok i got you for tuesday on that. i gotta write a short post for today tho",
"Wow, you mom has a lot of energy. I`m getting tired just reading your tweet and ur living it.",
"sign up for tarte news http://tinyurl.com/dde2v6 my intro in the newsletter AND 20% off first purchase 2for1",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"OMG SO srry to hear that",
"hey ty for tip, wifi networking is one if my many talents I`ll get on it when I can be bothered LOL",
"oh no its ok they are coming on just now x]",
"I`m going to watch it now",
"what are u doing now ??",
"Mr Tweet I think",
"What Darren on Linkedin? YES! Just say your a twitter friend I NEVER IDK people! http://www.linkedin.com/in/darrenmonroe",
"Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,",
"nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"Thinks twitter doesn`t like me",
"put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud",
"If someone have a friendster profy!,.just add me!,.ayt!?,.lol!,.http://bit.ly/UsPlN !",
"Getting back online, now. Just shifting locations!",
"Adding Comments for my friends want sum?",
"_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now",
"Ooh I have snazzed up my profile with summery colors",
"_Nessiah Yeah I will In fifteen minutes or so.",
"awww. If I coukd send it from my phone I would. What kind of flair would you like?",
"yes I can talk friench and in my picture this is me in france !! Now , i`m in london and soon i`m going to L.A",
"wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!",
"_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun",
"Changing my online nickname to mtaby (which will hopefully be my uniqname as well)...hope the change goes by well (domain is available )"
] | 246 |
to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you. | [
"Cultural tour 102 by loiusa`s family: kangaroo sight-seeing in cemetary. Lovely",
" I`d Love to work with you! http://myspace.com/inikco Tell ur friends to follow me!",
" http://twitpic.com/3ernb - Loving The Jumper",
" I`ve got 18 yr @ home & 26 out the house & they`re always here! AND they bring FRIENDS! WHY? Hope you have a blessed Day!",
" ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****",
" (((HUGS))) back to you - you also have that look!",
" Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.",
"im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines",
" Thank you How`s your daughter? And by the way, how did you get 1017 followers? :O",
"Woah! 311 is really good!! The rain earlier was rather nice",
"I need words of inspiration where`s and when you need them??",
" awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!",
" caww that sounds good, I hope you`re right",
"Good morning everybody !!",
" that was flippin` sweet, dudes. thanks for sharing",
"its so nice.. I LUV KELLY...she`s such an amazing singer LUV HER"
] | [
"Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.",
"2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn",
"Outlook not so good",
"ahh yes the obligations of a vampire kept me away from twitter.but now i`m back & will try 2 update as much as possible.i lost a donor",
"I just lost my favorite pen good thing I have a back up =D",
"http://twitpic.com/67x7n - MISS THEM ALREADY",
"says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5",
"can you follow me please?",
"I`m writing more fanfic.",
"I`m stuffed n can`t move",
"Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...",
"Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon",
"?and make your own pledge while you`re at it!",
"someone doesn`t feel good...",
"Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL",
"absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday",
"whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p",
"while you awake ?",
"Thought you should mention that you don`t need to enable Growl in Tweetie to make your plugin work, and to avoid duped notifications",
"right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x",
"I need some cheering up",
"I know I shouldn`t be saying this but **** it..I`m **** as hell http://twurl.nl/8q6cjc",
"Rest In Peace ADaM 12 & GLeNN EPPS.... Gone but never forgotten... what a week ...Loud in da air 4 ya",
"Dude. everyone could. it wasn`t ment to be bad..",
"say it isn`t so!",
"When are you and coming over so we can violently agree?",
"Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL",
"I`ve always been a ppl person just hid behind bad self confidence for 2 long u can do anything!",
"I watched that too!!! I didnt want her to win, but she put up a good fight..lol",
"Just got bullied by Dillah. HELP!",
"love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx",
"tried to do something funny on twitter but failed.",
"maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?",
"Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!",
"Just got stung by nettles lol in about 3 fingers and I mean come on that dude with the apples needed to step it up a notch!",
"on my way to driver`s training",
"http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it",
"http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!",
"I MISS U CEDDY",
"meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.",
"but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?",
"etherreal WAS my main preoccupation. Now it`s EtherREAL`s preoccupation... humm... me ? schizophrenic ?",
"You forgot moi #twpp",
"Here at work still feeling the pain for my friend wish I had a magic wand to erase all the madness",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"revising as uni exams are looming",
"Super pumped to do the 'Relay for Life' tonite. I am walking in honor of my sweet Grandpa `06 and my Uncle Howard who past just yesterday",
"now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win",
"thanks. but it IS seriuosly my back up plan",
"Going to REtake my Softball photo because Patrick`s Studio is a piece of ****. Back here for chores. Some Friday, huh?",
"Slowly getting ready for work",
"baha, i`m gonna have to find some! i dont think we took any D: but i`m gonna find some!",
"_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!",
"Is Charleston bound for the day",
"Sorry I didn`t go Jesus wasn`t feeling it. And you know I can`t see it with out my best bud. Well that movie anyways",
"_Pierce Well the Enterprise E, the NX-01, or the NCC 1701(no bloody A,B,C,D, or E)",
"She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!",
"it would hurt only when you touch it or when it gets hit. But when you don`**** won`t but after a month it wouldn`t hurt na!",
"awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history",
"Just got nudged by Diane.",
"Time for a clean up.",
"D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????",
"Was meant to go play cricket but can`t get a lift so I`m now stuck at home watching the Apprentice on a lovely day http://ff.im/-3niD8",
"Hang in there! Drink some hot coco",
"Sorry for the triple twitter post, was having trouble w/Stocktwits account. I try not to clutter up the Twittersphere!",
"we won`t be home till like next month",
"lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol",
"Going to have dinner. bbs",
"feel like ****.....and will continue to for as long as it takes",
"http://twitpic.com/2xjoc - can you paint me",
"we r the lost troopers. But I want to know",
"John, are you sure we aren`t mtb?",
"haha wats this about?",
"Is responding to an email.",
"HAHAAH! Crys, you blowing the fuses is a typical move",
"Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend",
"'organization ...ITIL, forget about people (and so they fail)' preaching to the converted IT is the people http://tr.im/kWUA",
"you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz",
"at least 3 more days",
"Noones talking to me anymore",
"_go you sure ?",
"i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!",
"Your the supporter its totally up to you",
"your **** miss you!!!!",
"I`am back to Tweetie 1.1.1.",
"Can`t beat all time low.. (: I soooooo want to go to Metro Station.. Your cheap shots wont be able to break bones",
"Recogns he could get his assignments out of the way by June bring it on",
"_kimmeh Me too, I miss it. I, however, will #humpthestump for the rest of my life.",
"http://twitpic.com/67l90 - girrrrrrrrlll i`m going to miss you so bad!!!!",
"but it all went too quick and there wasn`t a chance lol",
"I`m probably going to be doing the same thing",
"_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"My head hurts beyond much.",
"Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou",
"worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it",
"**** i got a **** of hw to do 2nite",
"the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding",
"No, trying to reason with it. It didn`t listen",
"so close to tennessee",
"if you can and know how, why not",
"i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!",
"sick girl! trying to shake this thing off but no luck .. How are you miss long time..",
"Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!",
"Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"#com125: we have a quiz! again .. Feliza is bugging us again its getting very annoying!",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT",
"it`s the little thing that links us to England",
"not Pimm`s in a can?",
"The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline",
"My knee is killing me",
"and what a scary reflection it was! thought you were going to wizz your pants",
"- I`m really thinking about staying till tomorrow .. I have to be back in Philly 2nite, but I wanna stay so bad.",
"cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol",
"http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!",
"I cant to sleep and tomorrow i must wake up too early",
"I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"More to thank for #ff shouts and heaps more. Sry will be here all night i now realise"
] | 384 |
is new van a nice one | [
"Thank you all once more for all your lovely birthday messages",
"Just finished The Minish Cap. It`s a great game! I`ll miss Ezlo and Link.",
"hey!! at home about to sleep i cant believe weekend finished so fast! happy mothers day!! good morning and have a great sleep",
" That is the sweetest loveliest thing for you to say. You made me smile. Thank you for that.",
"Very good morning! Coffee and a taylor swift cd starts it off",
"_Laurie your dad is a superman for pulling through! Take it easy",
" Big Thanks Melody! Gotta love that sunshine-lots of vit D",
"happy that Google Wave is trending. Can`t watch the video for it... certain flash videos are blocked by my company`s network.",
" Sensation Ocean of White Portugal: absolutely amazing Adoreiii!",
" thanks for the #followfriday as you can see us South Africans were on holiday on fri",
"It`s a good day! The lake is a mirror, the kids are happy, and I get to clean the cabin today... Err two outta three ain`t bad!",
"X-men movie was pretty good. Kinda predictable @ points but good action sequences",
"I wish yesterday was Friday",
" you are amazing as alice, as if she was made for you. Thank you for everything! I now have a face for the character",
"Is watching 'It takes Two'.... such a classic lol",
" YAY! I can`t wait to read it."
] | [
"Ewww just printed my new I.d badge thingie 4 work n eww my picture. I took so many n they were all ugly",
"Good morning, baby Yes, i slept like a rock. Refreshed & ready for anything. How are you? *hugs you & doesn`t let go* Miss u",
"yeah I`m fine not to raid most things. Excepting liquor and cheese & bacon balls",
"acsvxdcbgfn soccer now. shall see young phoebe after D: I don`t want her dressed up though",
"http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night",
"Loving the warm weather... but can we get some rain please?! my water bill is going to be bad",
"had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..",
"250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s",
"absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday",
"_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.",
"****, need to replace MacBook display. CHF 670 for work and hardware - almost half of the MB price",
"Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p",
"The Taxi Q at Pelangi was super loooong.. and now I`m getting headaches because of the hot-cold transition",
"_bop and that marisa mauro can go use a banana as a ****. srsly, some people are such arseholes",
"O: aw, frank i like that movie, it`s cool. i don`t fully understand, but i think that`s cool (:",
"Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight",
"totally! except we can`t ride on the sidewalk like when we were kids. a lot more safe than on the road with crazy drivers.",
"Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.",
"_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!",
"can I just go to sleep and wake up in December when my house is all organized and the baby is here?.. feeling like poo today",
"getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow",
"The Northern Clemency. But I don`t recommend it. Too much description and not enough action. Too slow",
"I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now",
"thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!",
"hey adt, guess what. my princelple`s number plate is adt�000 well its not 000, i just dunno the numbers.",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"awwww..I love him! His car was soooo CUTE tonight!! I love me some Carl..My 10yr old is sad now..LOL..",
"haha you didnt see my macbook or my 24`` imac in that pic, so feel extra jealous lolll",
"this hole twitter thing is new too me, its not letting me change my picture so your stuvk with the wee stpid thing for now",
"Getting rather annoyed at my notebook. I know it`s old and has got wrinkles but it`s never been this slow before",
"Edgefest! or maybe since you`re driving...",
"have someone help you with the makeup...you gots to go out looking fine and have another shot",
"I think I just found my purse soulmate. But its not in my budget",
"Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today",
"Wasn`t all bad #celtics won! But yeah, hope the #redsox do better. Good morning BTW.",
"made a little cover for my iphone. the birds aren`t upside down on the back http://twitpic.com/67tp9 & http... http://bit.ly/FjeAm",
"I`m just a couple bus stops away from an LC, but I didn`t realize that until about a month or so ago",
"i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!",
"NO GO ROVE GO THE MCMANUS` adam is cool tho",
"So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod",
"****, that charming skater look is kind of....HOT! A hot mess Catherine pls don`t hate me for hitting on your friends. tnx",
"no its the same",
"Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?",
"lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal",
"dude. letters are the new currency. i think we`re rich!",
"auntiegail says `Today I am picking up the hi-vis vests for the kids they say `Auntie Gails Childminding Service` ****.`",
"_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3",
"finished the noodles. done the dishwasher. really really warm. i don`t like it",
"haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now",
"Thinks my 'not girlfriend' needs to not be a douchebag right now... i`m not in the mood to feel neglected",
"_Guy I�m afraid yes - both are true I hope u r not disappointed yet",
"i no its so warm isnt it!! :O My arms are sore Bad times. My face is a little red too :S",
"thats funny.. actually.. i could use a haircut...might be growing it out thru August for Woodstock Anniversary Party....40 yrs",
"back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!",
"_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta",
"It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.",
"first trip home since diwali. But before that a couple of days in saddi dilli",
"Really wants to buy new clothes",
"Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42",
"and we`re back in buisiness",
"Good morning. Just bought flowers for mothers day and now it`s breakfast time",
"My car is in the car hospital for the nxt 7 days I gotta go pick up a loaner car b4 6! Bein without wheels 4 7day will set me back heavy!",
"I`m not! They frighten me to death............I just like to see all the boys in their leathers! ;) We go every year. Brilliant atmos!",
"wow! party! my new life! it is awesome! no more girlfriends they just create tons of drama! babes at a party is the way to go! just w ...",
"I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ",
"w00t, have a red wine now",
"ok i just spent like �50 on soundtracks, a galaxy class starship and EVE online. sigh",
"Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!",
"_Ellen and she`s 9.5 and a rescue.. bad hips. She deserves pampering! She`s full of life though!!",
"wow, EMC`s new site is - different",
"Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe",
"...living in my studio, sounds very important ;) oh Mildura is totally boring!! Mhhh...whatever! byeeee",
"Muffins: Muffins are delicious, Muffins are neat, I have no more muffins to eat.",
"At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee",
"safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u",
"wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky",
"the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!",
"hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn",
"Laying ALONE!! Since Mook`s soo comfy in his f`n play pen. I thought it was ill at first now I don`t have no one to cuddle with...",
"_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!",
"_Fur_Laxis It makes me feel physically sick. I read Let The Right One In and was only horrified by the cat violence. Just horrible",
"i know i`m tweeting more now though don`t you worry!! haha i wish i could fly to ohio! i saw beyonce on monday uhmygawddd!",
"Ha ha, might be - I`ve doubled my morning intake already in the last couple of days - now have a HUGE bowlful!",
"thnkn bout yesterday..best day ever!& 2day Virtus vs Treviso at da futurshow..hard game,gotta win! FORZA RAGAZZI!!!",
"now cash u kno I`m not a hater.....jus upset I don`t have my update yet",
"watching my new season eleven dvd",
"In denial about the moving van parked a few blocks away.",
"wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl",
"skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black",
"I`m doing an experiement",
"The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!",
"I would have to agree on the Bacon Cupcake... Would rather drive 2 the shop instead of 2 the office",
"?� nh?n ???c bonus r?i. Ch?c ch? ?? b� v�o kho?n unpaid leave",
"Feeling deflated. Hubby saw swing set & thinks is a piece of junk. I thought I had found something good 4 the kids",
"omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x",
"Tanya is jealous because I`m Mike`s new favorite It`s because he tried to kiss me over the weekend....pictures to follow at 95sx.com",
"30 year old Barbie dolls still can rock it...that girl was H-O-T! and Ken ain`t so bad either! now those are memories!",
"is downloading new fonts . again http://plurk.com/p/rplkr",
"Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?",
"Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!",
"Field day over. Lots of great action fotos. Ate lunch, need 2 showr, tidy hse, get ready 4 stamp club. Btw Mexican skin got 2 tan 2day",
"She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!",
"At Piece now Possibly Beachwood in a bit",
"_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"ONLY 1 thing sucks about holidays: worrying about pets. Cats will be tgthr @ 'cat resort' but Jonesy won`t have much company @ dad-in-law",
"the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun",
"My logic to getting a short prom dress? Last year it was so freaking hot I was dying... Look at the weather... hahah just my luck",
"Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less",
"http://twurl.nl/goljwp is what i get when i try to add a new post",
"girl i am buying & posting your pressie tomorrow but i have no **** clue what to get you so i`m sorry if you hate it",
"Early morning R&B. ? http://blip.fm/~5jimj",
"Is listening to Prima j - rockstar so dang catchyy",
"is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)",
"Fashion Show is done & only one slip...now cooking & having a glass of wine or two",
"you should not be wasting the may bank holiday in the crappy north- you should be down south in brighton where the party`s at",
"'how do you like them apples' is from the movie Rio Bravo. Good Will Hunting make a lot more sense now.",
"missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good",
"Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....",
"@ metro with achan"
] | 422 |
Following new other #sanctuary fans! See the wonders of #SanctuarySunday !!! good to meet you all! | [
"If I smile at you will you follow me please lol",
"instant-messaging with two of my favourite conversation guys",
"Gettin ready to hit up the mall w/my mom & Jayden! DO ALL THINGS W/FAITH!!!!",
"Happy mothers day to all the Twitter moms, sent my own mom a very sleepy video by phone and called after.",
" saw you today! So BEAUTIFUL!! You looked so good! Glad to see the wonderful turnout!",
"I want a Monte Cristo sandwich sooo... BAd!!!",
"It`s a good day! The lake is a mirror, the kids are happy, and I get to clean the cabin today... Err two outta three ain`t bad!",
"Going to bed after a great night with a friend glad to know she has the same feelings about classes as someone else",
"YAAAAY! I think I might have Aced my history test today!",
" Problems seem to be fixed now! Thank you!",
" well, as i mother & grandma i am a bit in a kidding mode",
" I LOVE fresh garden veggies...especially tomatoes! We are in a tiny apartment, with a non-sunny patio!",
"i have much to learn",
"I want an iPhone <33333",
" http://twitpic.com/4gemf - I can definitely appreciate this. The simple things that make my day...",
" mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up"
] | [
"look at your followers... your tweeps list will then be fully populated",
"poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe",
"Someone in UNITED STATES liked Eleminis http://tinyurl.com/dhlq5t",
"Zelda Fans!!! pand_i - Zelda: The minnish cap, and a want for more music taste: Zelda = epic I&#.. http://tinyurl.com/d7jvop",
"JONAS is awesome! I just watched Groovy Movies Frankie,, was weird lol",
"*Hand up* Me, I`m going #localgovcamp",
"Star Warz day? Really..that is a hot topic? Man..oh man.. I`m just waiting for Star Trek!",
"posting my first tweet!!",
"She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck",
"watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:",
"@_IANNE I`m at the terrance middle by the left side center. I see u",
"_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun",
"goin to bed, but must say i love that #justin timberlake and #mark martin are the #3 and #4 trending topics on twitter tonite! rock.",
"Visit 2 La Ventana de los Cielos foundation was pushed bck 2 weeks, was so excited 2 go & meet the kids. I`ll have 2 wait another 2 wks",
"is seventeen today and is trekking from chorleywood to see and in cambridge <3",
"ah! well, I`ll see if I can find u later in the week. I am tempted to look at Leica`s this week. LOL. We could go check it out.",
"hey!! how are you??? you found me",
"what`s follow Friday?? Lol.",
"I`m entering your contest",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - Patrick should come here and say hi!",
"Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today",
"is really really ready!",
"So vacation is good so far?",
"I can`t wait that long",
"wow! ever notice that some twitters have thousands of followers, yet they only follow a handful (actually, less than two hands) of peeps.",
"Check this video out -- Bylaurenluke ~ Make up Launch~ They are here available now http://tinyurl.com/cudamo",
"Getting ready to to to school",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"_Layne hmm.. what`s ur fav movie?? tv shows??",
"K will check it out...",
"yer, oh that`s **** cause u hell need to post more haha so we can talk",
"Am I the next Blumenthal?!",
"http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby",
"http://tinyurl.com/mdr7b4 I just noticed that too",
"Drinkin` Chai tea and not sleeping.. and checkin` out some cool peeps",
"via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4",
"I`m currently into Emarosa. Their new album is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Haha",
"At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh",
"http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here",
"JUST GOT TO LA MISS HAWAII ALREADY! DANG",
"wonders when all of these end... hay... http://plurk.com/p/wy9wi",
"trying to win tickets! com`on dc101...",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"please check out www.mysweetebony.com and lmk what you think ... my first paysite ... post up your site too!",
"I`m searching, too. We`ll compare notes.",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"Watching the Twins handle the Mariners again!! Whoo-hoo!!! Tony http://www.trustyfotografie.com",
"We are of like minds this evening , my dear!",
"Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there",
"WOOOOO!! Twitterberry is working again!! Good morning everyone",
"Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!",
"your making me jealous now I want one! How long have u guys been married?",
"visit si fr joemar dito bataan (frm camiguin) & sum of my ofcmates& i are supposed to meet him this saturday can`t luwas",
"yeah i want to know what that is too!",
"_BODUCH Awww, you will get more friends on facebook. Just be yourself and people will add you",
"@_kotenok !! ... maybe they took one look at you and said 'That`s our girl!'",
"starting to pack stuff up",
"<-- follow my girl meagan",
"Playing at THE HAVEN tonight with Cassandra Wilcox, Patrick Bell, Ben Bloss, & Bucket of Nails! Doors are at 8pm. 21+: $6, Under 21: $8!",
"'To boldly go where no one has gone before...'",
"you people are missing the point here, instead of loosing followers he`s GAINING! over 50 new ppl in 6 hours",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad.",
"wishes would admit she has a new lovah",
"Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj",
"Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu",
"_shediddy lol , you gotta share too",
"_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)",
"from g`s to gents season 1",
"i cantttt. my grandparents are here.",
"Haha Ashley tisdale is on again",
"If you wanna read something, I recommend http://estrella05azul.wordpress.com/",
"Por Favor!!! Only need FIVE more! http://tinyurl.com/dzcpg3",
"You know we do!",
"Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR",
"PRE-ORDER collection is launched! EVERYTHING BELOW $20 VISIT US NOW http://bit.ly/haDfr",
"yes2 bgt! if everything goes well i`ll catch their reunion concert",
"_law_rence & WHY?! my head feels like the surface of the sun underneath a beaver pelt.",
"on a day like this...",
"No, it`s people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!",
"_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..",
"_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****",
"Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it",
"ahaha im here carlos;; Wasssup?!",
"My younger sister flies in next week for a two week visit. So blessed to look forward to seeing family members visit.",
"I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****",
"Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...*",
"Updated blog. Shows You Should Be Watching: The Unusuals http://digg.com/u12w7c Go check it out",
"demi if you can i think itd be amazing if you covered thats what you get by paramore haha im sure you know it",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT",
"i am letting you read this.......",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"I`m looking forward too see and hear you in Norway!! Live fast!",
"<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe",
"Welcome back to Japan",
"that`s cuz you`re cruising the twitter #nightshift now",
"Craziier are off of msn!",
"I have a new found respect for you now that I know you know the Konami code!",
"Hiyaaaaaa just got back from the scan! wow, was amazing, i cried haha, ****",
"waitin for some Fall out boy",
"nai nai baby. haha i didn`t know that you have twitter but oh well",
"how`s the translation going?",
"I see. I guess there must be lots of Hawks fans in Texas on twitter.",
"I`m on msn now",
"Follow me please, so I can DM you...",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons",
"i am a freshman in this site. how to update? help",
"im following because of yaaaaaay conor!",
"You have a DM amigui",
"haha wats this about?",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"trying to work out how to use Twitter!",
"Hello James, who are you",
"good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL",
"why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?",
"Come See Me Live On Stickam http://www.stickam.com/valentine_rock",
"http://onoir.com try to go if you can. I tell everyone who goes to Montreal to check it out. Even people who live there",
"hey hey, some else has twitter!"
] | 665 |
when u go, LMK. Let`s go together | [
"Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner",
" God bless you my dear friend...",
"Going to Al Ain. Need to check out one store. Hope i find things that I`m looking for.",
"Goin to bed... Finally. So sleepy! *Happy mothers day!*",
" cool !! actually i believe T.I. has just begun his jail sentence in arkansas",
" thanks, I found it already",
"back,had a great MAD monday meeting tomorrow",
"Barack Obama is a legend, just watched his dinner speach, it was pretty funny",
" wow that was easy! Thank you",
" Hi John! Thanks for sharing that quote! It`s soo true",
"_benson You are an absolute legend! Love love love it",
"Just passed a wrecked car hoping everyone got out OK. Finally picking up speed. Should have been in B`mpre by now.",
" too short as usual... but was awesome",
"Loves fatty take away nights... yummy then coming home and facespacing with my roomies",
" *laughs* I`m glad that you have self confidence - it`s a wonderful trait to have I`ll applaud extra loud for it, okay?",
"Daniel has won DSDS. His voice is great."
] | [
"its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!",
"Hey sorry this is late, I leave in 30 min raincheck...tomorrow?",
"They are people too",
"Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu",
"Off to finish the book 'nudge' then going to write some",
"Did I miss you going to The Killers or is it soon? Are you excited? I remembered I needed to ask you",
"gotta catch `em all",
"Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today",
"Dany, meet Sorcha, Sorcha, Dany. Now you know each other. :-p",
"sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!",
"Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving",
"awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards",
"Getting ready for a going-away dessert reception for a colleague who`s off to grad school.",
"morning everyone! another dat of school",
"GRANADA BOWL WITH THE CREW! Birthday bowling for Fisch and me http://twitpic.com/4wn29",
"followed your bro _Vet",
"lmao...thats sad, kinda discourages me 4rom goin if the **** wack",
"Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam",
"Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks",
"http://bit.ly/QQe7B heres the link i`ll be talking to you on hereeeeee about it during the movie (x",
"Oh, time to eat and make conversation with the domestic partner.",
"wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time",
"contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop",
"in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?",
"I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.",
"Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.",
"Done! Goin home to eat dindin and contemplate what the night holds for me",
"am hungry.. going to eat... catch up with you guys later & 4 people who are hurt by my sardonic quotes - why are you waiting, hit me back",
"wants to go out tonight but cant get home",
"O dear. so you`re going to be **** that kiddoe and I`m going to sit there doing.. nothing! awesome WHERES THE SHOPPING?!<3",
"Last day for seniors bye bff",
"SBS 2003 or SBS 2008! Damned if you do and damned if you don`t! Fun times at GCH!",
"Yeah,we say shite alot here. you say it as shiiite,rhyming with light",
"@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail",
"was it for the vma`s? i guess so.. also wanna go to london in june for demi lovato concert, but no one`s going with me",
"Really? 87 degrees as the high and I`m on my way to work?!? hagg lake tomorrow is going to be especially bomb sauce!!",
"Edgefest! or maybe since you`re driving...",
"Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo",
"Bed!!!!!... its time,..... hope i go to school tomorrow, all though i don`t feel very well right now",
"@_kotenok !! ... maybe they took one look at you and said 'That`s our girl!'",
"it is very unlucky the day wasn`t the same without you! i hope to see you on wednesday though, right? x",
"a great song by East Clubbers",
"May the 4th be with you #starwarsday (via )",
"Hello all my new followers, there is suddenly a lot of you, so will take a little time to get round to you all",
"**** traffic. Going to be late!",
"FML, i cant loose another friend",
"The gigantic initial inertial to get oneself to work after a deadline",
"the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding",
"oist the 1st tym, di pa ko 18, the 2nd tym, may sakit na siya... don`t blame me",
"no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!",
"SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h",
"time for me to go to bed. Am very tired. catch up with you all in a couple of days when I land & recover from flying to Denmark",
"getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me",
"ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it",
"Alough I will hold you to your word now for when I need rain",
"will do hun. Yes yes.",
"_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?",
"I can`t be mean without you.",
"I Need a freaking adventure.",
"Lets leave the nervousness until tomorrow!",
"Im so just heading home",
"Y CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG",
"lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2",
"found a pack of United Red Carpet Club booze vouchers. Anyone wanting to have quite a few drinks there, come with me as it appears",
"Fail. If you fancy a pit stop and a cuppa you know where I am! lol",
"Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!",
"(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back",
"Just got back & saw yr tweet. It`s 7.30pm monday here - mayday public holiday",
"well that propels people to change direction. No point wasting your days on something you lost the passion for.",
"At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks",
"http://twitpic.com/4jkes - Here`s your follower count.",
"See that traffic northbound? That`s my commute http://twitpic.com/67x74",
"Yea once - me and my friends flew out to amercia to see her w/ the Jonas brothers . have u? haha i hate bebo :p . aw cant wait",
"wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl",
"If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x",
"Omg i`m going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3",
"http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement",
"In our vedanta class we have a saying 'Chit Happens' (chit being mind vibrations or thoughts)",
"_christie keep the faith it`ll be over soon",
"In worst case cenario, I`ll show up on OFFF with a white mask, and scare everyone. Even better: everyone should wear a mask besides me.",
"_mcflyandjb in heaven, i`ll go everywhere",
"() 1-Pendulum = awesome! 2-Goodbyes suck 3-Shut up plz. 4-Toy Story 3!! 5-JB 3D MOVIE 2MORO! 6-I`m tired. 7-Aaaand I`m out.",
"Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.",
"I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin",
"Wonders if I`m d only 1 dat n church sumtime nt knowng certain sungs. Seems like erbdy knows it but u? Quickly feel bad cnt sing along .",
"bye! off to the movies with jake",
"I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?",
"ready with learnin today!!! .. and now its twilight time",
"hey mate fancy finden you on hea",
"Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!",
"Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?",
"Special mention for the new Mean Girl ... welcome her! & if you`re not already, FOLLOW HER!! Night",
"will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7",
"officially misses Quark. huhuhu! i had no heart hand partner and no one to dance with tonight! come home so... http://plurk.com/p/x2k1z",
"oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery",
"In school ; With Victoria & Bryan (: _ no more school soon, sadd i am",
"ok ermm I`ll meet you in the gym at half four then",
"anywayss to the point i am dying to spend my summer over there or somewhere hot with you guys",
"I`m not ditchin i`m barfin so sorry guys ESOTSM;",
"I want to party down!",
"Woo Hoo! It`s time to play 'Name That Twune'",
"nevermind....I kept reading and see ya`ll r gonna be in Williamsburg I`ll mind my business now, lol",
"LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:",
"Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!",
"Hope the train remembers the way - they can go a bit loopy on bank holidays",
"Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor",
"going drinking tonight... drinking away the blues......",
"Good Morning Everyone. !.!. Time for work",
"Ha, i`m giving spymaster a chance - just curious! will miss u",
"I wanna see Drag Me To Hell Someone take meee! Oh and Follow me. And Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/JessiNoel29",
"*[ It`s time for TSCC! ]",
"10 more days to go for Freedom!!!!!! **** these xams!!",
"**** how you not gonna follow me son?",
"where are ya headin to for your family vaca? i hope the paparazzi leave you alone"
] | 459 |
watching my tiny nephew perfect baby | [
" i KNOW! AHH! so fun!",
"Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on",
" LMAO...Ha! No I just simply wanted to go to NY!",
"happy mothers day to all..",
" http://twitpic.com/4t4jv - No joke my puppy Maddie looks EXACTLY like Maui!!! she`s so cute!!",
" thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go",
"Happy Mothers Day to all Mom`s",
"Had a great day: beach, BBQ with old friends (it`s crazy that I`m old enough to have `old` friends!), & learned how to play texas holdem",
"I promise to post new mini magical village today, the weather is perfect for it See preview here: http://pengpengsplace.blogspot.com",
" Wow - that`s one deep sleep! Wish I could sleep like that -one little noise and I`m awake",
" Awesome. I`m down in Ocean Beach (if you know where that is.) By the way. 'YourBiggestFan' I`m a re-al big fan of you-rs.",
"Happy morning to everyone!",
": AWW! Thank you honey.. Didja get mommy a daddy?",
"made $30 tonight watching 2 little kids swim and watch a movie!!! haha i love babysitting haha",
"super duber high! this klondike bar is thee business.",
"Happy Mothers Day All my love"
] | [
"Watching the 3rd episode of JONAS",
"My mind is calm & my heart is happy.. Life is good. ? Would it be ok if I took your breath away? ?",
"http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?",
"is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on",
"_Elmo_**** awhh you alright ?",
"Cramps . . .",
"lol Check this video out -- New Minute Maid Commercial http://tinyurl.com/cplt7p",
"Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less",
"brad we should be at Olympic village watching this. Season 1 with a 30 rack adult hood",
"Bet she plays on Medium and you play on easy too huh... #iPhone #Fun #Game",
"Starting to spoil my pug since her brother Max passed away on Tuesday. We miss him.",
"my picture wont come up it keeps saying thats a nice picture! but where is it??",
"oh, is it good? I`ve been wanting to watch that movie but nooobody would watch it w/me",
"sometimes i forget my favorite **** stars are real people too. made orange chicken last night and cut his finger off! sad!",
"can i have itL",
"_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better",
"and its over now watch on now? hmmm",
"hey hey hey b",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"what`s good about working a double?...Jasmin",
"check it out check it out check it out.",
"In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.",
"Off to my lil sisters graduation...they grow up so quick",
"oh no noisy family who live next door are back from holiday there goes my peace and quiet",
"It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good",
"Got the BrainBone daily question right! - http://tinyurl.com/c9ryqc",
"O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?",
"With sean s. watching house of a thousand corpes",
"Nothing to do. Just sitting here. I can see Mrs. P and her husband",
"I`m a lil sad looks like nomore brooklyn 4 a while WTF",
"I have got my smile",
"One more day baby.",
"aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here",
"supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!",
"Bored...um...Song of the day: 'I caught myself by Paramore' and 'No good deed from the musical Wicked' Oh! And Fully Alive by Flyleaf!!!",
"mymaths time....if only i cud read the mind of a nerd durin the exam",
"I <3 Rupert Grint......& of the boy, Ive accepted tht I do fancy him But im certain he doesnt feel the same so its not worth telling him",
"Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat",
"has her laptop, her spasy phone, her cat, her music on and her mother making her breakfast! Lovage for you is that!",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
"At an art party. No crazy artists as such. Bit padestrian. No skanking",
"i am so jealous!!",
"is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.",
"So much to tell-Only blip is her immune system hasn`t recovered-not yet a newborns. Give it 6 more months. But that`s nothing.",
"Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.",
"What the ****!? It`s only 20:35!!? Oh my GOD! My internal clock really IS **** up. Nooooo.",
"oh jealous. Though you`re missing the fried potato bread",
"yea dude... 5`8'! really!?",
"oh no its ok they are coming on just now x]",
"my birthday chicken http://bit.ly/whbuv",
"also. proof number #2923848932 that I have no life - I have an imaginary boyfriend named Vince. It`s sad that my friends encourage me so.",
"in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?",
"is on twitter for the second day running. This is what study leave does to me! If only my car were in one piece",
"@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me",
"is looking at that person from a very different pov. never thought i`d see this day arrive!",
"yes yes I AM, networking **** to the fullest.......and this girl is rih next to me",
"he`s not **** Lol. He`s a riot definitely, but not at nkotb concert. I want 2b a smitten girl with no distractions that night",
"In the emergency room with my cousin. She`s got mad flu and can`t walk or breathe. Why are hospitals always so cold?",
"? American Pie FOREVER. I`m watching it right now. They`re running naked around on the Streets! Would you do that? I would [ NOT ]",
"_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!",
"need to cheer up!",
"**** i wanna see the rest!! i only saw like 30 minutes",
"@_Tanyya :O awww leave off, shes ace! Shes one of my fav actresses!",
"that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!",
"had to give my 5 year old golden retriever away to another family today #sad http://bit.ly/s48D0",
"Listening music with my friend",
"��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write",
"morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!",
"twitters gettin a lil bit confusin... twitterific?twitdroid?twitterberry? i understant the txt bit tho lol ah well, twitters cool anyways",
"Watching maxium 100. Why can`t I look beautiful like those girls.",
"Awww that poor little girl on BGT",
"_bree say hi to the otters! They are my favorite- besides the fact they are slowly killing themselves with each shell they open.",
"ano pa bang aasahan ko sa iyo? you never fail to FAIL me.",
"watching 'Look for a Star' with mom again lub ah C hehe",
"Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...",
"- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .",
"im such a sucker for great cottys",
"ahhh...Lily`s new kitten just took a giant wet stinky **** on me",
"to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time",
"the BEST day ever. I met the greatest 10 year olds. but i will never see them again.. AHH. i`ll miss them (i saw them 1 hour xD) SAD",
"Its two o clock in the morning!",
"_whitex gratz on your tix. sux u will be poor tho I am trying to get pj harvey tix too but debating my $$s too",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"is off to get the boy and then to his doc. Persistent coughs are not good. http://plurk.com/p/x285t",
"http://twitpic.com/66z7a - I don`t know why I always click on your doughnut pictures... lol I always end up wanting one",
"Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell",
"www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UrRxta8doM this was the first 1!",
"_apple miss you too kid i sent msg to you on yt",
"I wanna see Drag Me To Hell Someone take meee! Oh and Follow me. And Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/JessiNoel29",
"hypervenilating cuz i just watched keith urban`s new video!!! trying to calm down and im realizing how far away august 13 is!!!!",
"watching 3rd JONAS ep.",
"JB on the front of factor x!!!!! wooh contest timeee",
"at once haha. poor aby still gets sore!",
".��?????��. i bet. man i wish i coulda went some whr. i didn`t even go out here. i was home all weekend. nyt life sux here",
"Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks",
"LOL watching Big Bang Theory latest episode",
"K will check it out...",
"purrrrs.... ooooh that will do",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"yeah I saw, looks like hard work, But I would know whats upp handsome",
"Having a cup of tea",
"i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .",
"hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me",
"hahahahhahaha it was true! and i could really stretch out and stuff! shame rem`s dog got mad when i tried to put him in avi`s face",
"http://twitpic.com/67hvr - This picture is from last year freshman year how I miss thos days",
"Youuuu`re an aaass my aaass loooool",
"In Study Hall with Brittneyy!!",
"Tom , today my school played POV at the break , and I almost cryed ! your show in sao paulo is today ! I wish i could be there!",
"LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far",
"This morning I rode behind a guy with a bird cage containing a plastic Tyrannosaurus rex attached to his bicycle. I couldn`t get a photo.",
"ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x",
"watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins",
"Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"_reznor Trent don`t get mad at me but I keep thinking you`re pretending to be engaged for some reason",
"..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls",
"I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.",
"Watchin Grease 2 and waiting for 9 to hurry up and come so I can talk to my girl. Ugh..... it seems so far away...",
"Heavenly Donuts at 11:30 at night...sounds like a heavenly match to me. SIYAL8R",
"Cried my eyes out watching My Girl last period hahah"
] | 364 |
Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms It`s a tough job, but totally worth it! | [
" - thank you - I take that as a compliment if I may -",
"aaahhh, showers are great",
"_nicole http://twitpic.com/4t6qx - i have the exact same pic except it`s my hubby & my chihuahua tucker very cute.",
" *laughs* I`m glad that you have self confidence - it`s a wonderful trait to have I`ll applaud extra loud for it, okay?",
"_storm lucky! I`m still working for another 4 hours!",
": nice to see you on twitter!",
"Wishing a Happy Mothers Day",
"Grizzly Bear Concert tonight!!!!! Can`t wait. Will my cold be over by then though?",
" I am blessed beyond measure",
" have a good day!",
"DW, that was funny",
" Thanks for all of the awesome tweets LeeLoo, glad you enjoyed the weekend.",
"Awesome sunday service God is for you, Jesus is praying for you - What can man do to you?!",
" when u gonna come show minnesota some love though hun?!",
"I think Tania is too cute, too nice I love her! <3",
"i am kind of excited to go to school today. i dont know why. hopefully it will be a good day"
] | [
"Then I`ll need plenty of quizzes to get through the work day.",
"Okay I lied! I meant this time next week! That is sooo much longer!! I miss my mommy...",
"its almost your birthday!!",
"valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can`t fall back asleep. i want my mommy",
"at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!",
"take it. mmm, definitely.",
"denial can be very powerful",
"when will she b finished",
"no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!",
"last full day of vacation",
"omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"most definately! They are having a hard time, cuz I`m so young & never saw this, but I wrkd hard making cars & now I`m disabled",
"Howz it going hun??",
"Haha! just overheard on the us. 3 yrold to mom 'mom, I think I should learn to read today'",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"getting ready to start my work week, it`s so not TGIF for me!! It`s monday",
"that`s the only way to get things done. no distractions",
"life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!",
"Could get to do the honours?",
"Things aren`t just as easy and simple as they seem to be.",
"I`m with ya on that one girl!",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you",
"Tummy hurts oh noes",
"ooh, work im afarid looking forward to a sunny weekeknd tho!!!",
"Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast",
"My stomach hurts so bad",
"so, why the hell are we going to school for 2 hours next monday and tuesday...dumb snow days and thier lame rules...my mom making me go",
"Been so busy for the entire week. Be able to take a breath next Tuesday",
"... and it�s FFA *evil grin* but I�m so busy at work today I won�t get anything done",
"Can I get some gd news for gods sake",
"Seeing people today made me realize I really miss someone. But I also miss my grandpa he`s been gone 17 years oh! but my moms mamagra ...",
"oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day",
"got to clean the bathroom today.",
"Braxton was up at 2:30 untill 4am and now he won`t sleep more than 15 minutes at a time! It`s hard to be a mom on days like this!",
"**** another day at the office, the sun is bursting from the sky...and the women are eh well...back to the keyboard",
"Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !",
"wtf come i need this day to go by",
"_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..",
"Franco made breakfast for Mom. Here he`s trying to cut the strawberries (only safe knife #fb http://twitpic.com/4wsmw",
"WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.",
"yay!! we`ll all move!! sorry dh is being Grr... ****",
"Is getting ready for work... Working all weekend",
"SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?",
"YAY YOU! So proud of you! and I`m not even being sarcastic. Even though you told me to shut the **** up.",
"60 days today i can`t believe it`s been 2 months. i`m nervous about what i`m gonna say later. but i`m gonna keep comin back.",
"gear troubles all day long!",
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",
"More than welcome...would love to do more physically, but family life doesn`t allow",
"*sigh* Off 2 bed 2 try 2 get these crummy 2 hrs of sleep b4 my horrid 12 hour day..smh. Niterzzz evry1. Don`t let the twitterbugz bite..",
"Not really but its work so yea kinda",
"that`s family for you imna crash, woke up 630 3 days in a row....lol",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"I`m sorry at least it`s Friday?",
"Almost all are here now! Tomorrow at 8 we start! 291km`s of mud - http://mobypicture.com/?zx33t1",
"So sorry to hear about your mom! that really sucks",
"Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.",
"is house bound with acute mumps bad times.... whole day ov supernatural me thinks x",
"I have to go to work.",
"And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly",
"Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...",
"amen to that brotha!",
"I hear you sister!! Same here.",
"Laundry time and LOTS of it!",
"I have to go to work with out my and",
"c`mon people, today is #juddday",
"turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.",
"Well I will be making beds, creating noise & cleaning cleaning all day long. With music & a smile x",
"is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.",
"_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision",
"we don`t need no education",
"is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..",
"Hey Kevin! Yeah, this one`s gonna be a toughie for sure - not much sleep. Oh well, only 8 hours to go",
"TGIF I don`t like 12 hour workdays I need to stand up, run around 4 a while.... too much sitting!!! Plus, I have honest ade tea 2day! YAY",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"_x Who Else do you Loveee?",
"Murphy`s Law? Sorry that your computer is not cooperating when you have lots of work. My kids are .. http://tinyurl.com/km235x",
"Thinking about all of the cleaning and organizing that needs to be done over the weekend!",
"The heat is here!!!",
"playing sudoku while mommy makes me breakfast & lunch",
"We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair",
"Done With Exams...Now Focusing on Summer School...DAYUUMM Life`s Hard",
"who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!",
"Aparantly it`s #starwarsday so enjoy don`t quite know what your Kent to do but be happy anywho!",
"its just one of those days....",
"I wanna see my mama but she hasn`t called me back yet MAMA...MAMA!!!",
"its friday! well, technically anyway...but its really thursday for me. dang having to work saturday mornings",
"Is at work ohwell need money so : D",
"Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?",
"It often pays to wait",
"Hello everybody! I`m back on the job, back from the children camp (someone had to look after my sis` pupils)... and totally exhausted",
"It`s Just So Audioo.",
"V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua",
"spending a `girly` day wif my four big sisters! shopping. pedicures and dyeing eachother`s hair. ohh yeah",
"It`s becoming a very tough race. Linda is indeed very talented. But someone has to go every week. We cut two this week.",
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"day started off bad but got better",
"Well, at least you wont be late!",
"In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.",
"Well, there is THAT...",
"wats gooood !! miss yall already",
"Dang me too! It`s only a 4 hour drive! Too bad it`s my daughters 1st bday party it`s hosted by Donnie",
"Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often",
"Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!",
"time to get ready for work",
"today was busy.. geez. getting ready then graduation",
"Gee I`m totally hatin` this , like for real ! I mean like, duh ! I`ve studied enough, and all that I need is refreshing tonite ! Hard ?",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"has a lot to catch up on from the weekend! The BHR hosts have been busy, busy, busy http://plurk.com/p/rqpl7",
"i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate mother`s day.",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.",
"your picture makes me thristy EVERYDAY!",
"My son had surgery yesterday so mommy and son time won`t be as long today",
"Tell my work to give me two days off in a row! Stat! I`m full time I`m supposed to have priority",
"she is all grown up",
"every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3"
] | 150 |
ahaha thats okay and thanks | [
"_bum lol *30 minutes slow* in a sec i was just having fun tearing down old posters and putting up new ones",
"_E It`s an honour being your friend!!!! http://bit.ly/LhgZ2",
"enjoying and exploring my n96 phone.. grr.. it`s awesome.. but i wanted the samsung omnia..",
" Thanks for the followfriday recommendation! We`re actually at @_careerbuilder_ though!",
"the japanese exchange student is the cutest thing i`ve ever seen. seriously HAHA i want to put her in my pocket&keep her D:",
" i agree with come to canberra! we are the raddest!",
" I`ll have to watch it soon then! An I love, New York? Sweet! I`ll be on the lookout for that.",
"Just have to say again how much I like the new twitteriffic",
" need to get an intel based mac 1st but this impacts on dual core vs quad choice, latter probably better for virtualization",
" awww don`t be sad we`ll download a copy for you!",
" again, surely the uploading could wait until you got home? I`m all about enjoying the party when you can.",
"loving life lately!!!! Looking forward to going to see Samantha! Hanging out with Natalie right now!",
"..exams. haha just remembrd the china buffet king yesterday. vair amusing ....",
"Enjoyed x-men w/ now it`s time to rest up for this drive home...happy mother`s day twit-moms!!!",
"-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha",
" meebo.com is a free thing & it doesn`t effect the comp that`s what i use ."
] | [
"(Raises hand) Oh! Oh! Me too! #caffeine",
"Well, at least it`s not as bad as I thought. Found a new website to watch movies on and I gotta say.......it`s not bad, not bad at all",
"haha. the pic wrong. haha. now the one is then correct.",
"Cleaning the old apartment today. Yay...",
"You guys can make it through!",
": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol",
"__ thank You! I almost forgot hoe to type on the keyboard how long I was anway from my PC..",
"may the forth be with you",
"well you can lol",
"_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now",
"well sure hope they can do that...",
"yeah it will get better though i know it!",
"I`m sorry at least it`s Friday?",
"_brads i`ve finished lol",
"Hello again How`d ur saturday go?",
"Yes - noticed that after the retweet..",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!",
"Yes. when I was talking to you...",
"haha i will remember that ****",
"I am sick but Ians coming over so its all good ;)",
"a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy",
"You realllllllllly just said that didn`t you?",
"aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here",
"I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?",
"I have a new found respect for you now that I know you know the Konami code!",
"_coza Yep. Live and learn",
"http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol",
"As do I Leopold says hello.",
"... that was meeeaaannn. people make mistakes ok?! lol",
"lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl",
"LOOPJAZZ yess!!! ez most bej�n",
"<<< Just like in HIMYM",
"know. hahah xD what cha doin?",
"hey hey hey b",
"Just read it too. I meant the toys though.",
"your test works fine for me tweetdeck is so cool eh?",
"Good morning... I�m soooo tierd",
"no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!",
"feels guility . sorry `bout that http://plurk.com/p/wyqow",
"(that was a btw -_-)",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho",
"--that came to my mind. So I said it. And it has now been adapted into my family`s vocabulary",
"Hey sorry about your headahce",
"LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you",
"ha! nice. that`s about all the german you`re gonna get from me. after that, it`s just counting and jibberish.",
"_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"_and_jay hi! **** your job!",
"its cuz you love me. dont make me sad",
"Oh. Now it doesn`t need updating all of a sudden. Ok. Will get dressed anyway",
"Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj",
"no im not cries LOL",
"yeahhh. &dont judge my pillow",
"big shout out to all my home girls you know who you are",
"hey hey hey! lol.",
"_JayR oh, i know how budgeting is.",
"Hey Did you have a good weekend buddy?",
"I know haha night",
"Hello How are you",
"_shediddy lol , you gotta share too",
"pic as promised http://twitpic.com/4wqy4",
"i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you",
"ah yes, I know that feeling",
"- thanks for the reply. Of course it doesn`t really explain it I googled it but found no explanation.",
"Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.",
"yay i`ll do you a heart mk shout in a sec pam",
"haha nice! I heard it`s a sweet hotel. On another note, not a good game last night",
"What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....",
"ahhh, i FINALLY went to yogurtland. i saved my spoon. hahaha.",
"Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity",
"hahaha n I`m a do the same for u",
"Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer",
"just got them- about to read & reply",
"No it`s not sad. Should make you proud",
"Thank you OpenDNS for saving me from Comcast`s crappy DNS server. My internet is back up to par finally.",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"Back to work today but I don`t even mind.",
"You know who helps me almost everyday?",
"haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks",
"Yes, I really do.",
"Thinking my drink is watered down but hey its free",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!",
"that gets around the problem I had of doing it all myself good idea.",
"dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo",
"good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL",
"thanks! I will try #boarding out",
"All this flirting going on - The ATG smiles. Yay. ((hugs))",
"Glad TS brought it! Sorry about ur foot shorty...ur gonna have to relax wit the heels",
"ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!",
"_louise yeah. like that",
"Said The Whale & Mother Mother? OK!",
"I know that feeling.",
"yes, that`s what I meant... I don`t have anything to turn it into Hirigana, though.",
"Busssssss with everyone! yayyy!!!!!!!",
"That`s not what said I like you, too, though. is going steady with , though.....",
"Oh right,sorry,now i get ya,But still 3000 email`s,wow,cool",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"Ok, shortened urls are fine and all but, please, give me more context other than just 'cool'. Not everyone has 'url-auto-expand'",
"YAY!!! I think I found it and a few more",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL",
"i am letting you read this.......",
"says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj",
"I do not mean to laugh but a little giggle did come out - sorry",
"thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.",
"Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!",
"its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!",
"Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x",
"nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry",
"Yeahhh you do that lol",
"I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"_fisher Hey!! How are u??did u got my reply??",
"@_erica I know right",
"Hey Esmee. How U doing?",
".... It was just alriiightt",
"Teehee..I know it too!"
] | 841 |
Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe | [
"At school. Blagh. Yay I`m getting the IPhone in August!!",
"off to do some gardening and get lots of fresh air - i love Sundays",
" Thankyou, yes. Off to a pre-wedding party now.",
" 'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y",
"Went to see Wolverine with the husband (who is off work today) - was pretty good",
"@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.",
" - for all dad is doing like this to his son/daughter love",
"The muse has me gripped firmly by the throat. Really enjoying my writing",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
" thanks this one will be a hit. has been a patron since 2001",
"I am sooooo happy! Finally, Kean Cipriano replied to my chat messages. I hope he`s not fake.",
" thanks will try to behave",
"Download movie 'A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy' http://tinyurl.com/ckmkul cool #movie",
"wow i`m soo hungover",
"i wish people would leave jon & kate alone i really like that show",
" i think you`d look cute in the beanie hat"
] | [
"Who To Say Hi To And Who To Buy A Shot To. Lol. Jk.",
"Here`s a more appropriate @ tweet... is everything ok Your last 3 days of tweets don`t paint a good picture :-C",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS",
"My day was cool, a lil twisted... I won`t spam twitter like I did last week tho.",
"Why online one download this week?",
"Is actually feeling awake today",
"No it`s not sad. Should make you proud",
"with emma going 2 see diversity today :O x",
"you cooould say that",
"_pooh what kind of party do we got going now?",
"I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology",
"Classic JT for a Saturday evening http://bit.ly/LrzJr",
"The ship has landed.",
"Looking forward to a session at the gym",
"take it. mmm, definitely.",
"what have you been up to ?",
"_peer you ll soon be back just replace topify email in twitter settings and that s all",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"evryone come here http://www.blogtv.com/People/GinaNicole2 were spamming so much and blogtv is glitching and it might work",
"say hi to dan and katherine and zachy",
"#FollowFriday In honor of my web buddies who moved.",
"Ok just woke up and need to get ready before a day of getting twitterena 2.1 submitted!",
"I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!",
"sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol",
"oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)",
"well you can lol",
"Almost time to say Good Bye to my twimulations. I`ll miss my tweeps",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp",
"Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol",
"Gonna head into the shower now... Going to a friend`s birthday party =]",
"aaa new follower! hiii",
"a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon",
"Emoticons by Christian. ' ' http://twitpic.com/66riq",
"is watching Because I Said So",
"trying to win tickets! com`on dc101...",
"Birthday girl in the house!! Tweet tweet suckas",
"just got home lng.",
"The heat is here!!!",
"hungraaaaaaaaay. i`ll just eat. don`t go away Twitter! LUNCH.",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"no prob, you have a sexy site there",
"Am in the place called 0UT OF NOW WHERE!! Take me out from here, somebody http://myloc.me/1XRI",
"Hey guys I`m going to create an iPhone app that`s a twitter client called Tweetilicious please me your thoughts!",
"how come its for us now to win ms twitter world.is it not working for you ?",
"You saw that fraktastic zoidberg painting that was tweeted around last week or so, didn`t you?",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference",
"http://twitpic.com/665w2 - see miles away",
"Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p",
"yeah, ok, that`ll probably happen too.",
"me too what are you doing?",
"hey hey hey b",
"Looks like my Twitter is down",
"From My Heart To Yours ? http://blip.fm/~5jo4w",
"you Wish that would have been your tweet after you followed me.",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"Moooorning! Fancy a coffee?",
"My Twitter was born on 12 Feb 09. Today, at this point of time, 4 May 09, 3:56pm (GMT+8), I have 805 tweets (including this one).",
"Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem",
"yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!",
"What are you reading?",
"headed into venue. bbl",
"because you saved the frog. I thought I replied to that so it would make sense. so how does twitter work? gehts abi gut?",
"Will certainly do that.",
"wishing i was there, so you should go in my place. #brandwkshop http://tr.im/mOXL i see they`ve got scott bedbury and more.. poor me",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****",
"Math is amazing and hell at the same time socialily that is the naiv part is fine.",
"I said hi to u",
"sorry to hear that It`s going okay, just tweeting away",
"why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?",
"ready to go to Milan see ya`ll this evening..",
"_Bailon talk with your HIPS",
"It`d be nice but soon we`ll have to Pay to Tweet",
"I actually participated in lit today :p Also, it better not rain",
"Adem in, adem uit",
"its almost your birthday!!",
"going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours",
"http://twitpic.com/4ja4b - me & raj SQUAD UP!",
"Drinkin` Chai tea and not sleeping.. and checkin` out some cool peeps",
"Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...",
"Has finally mastered the art to uploading a photo on said Twitter. You can no longer assume I`m a heffer",
"what`s follow Friday?? Lol.",
"wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - Patrick should come here and say hi!",
"_bandoni Ok, see you at da climbing",
"I`ll be sure to",
"A post on my Warhammer blog for anyone interested http://bit.ly/Uwl7M",
"Aaaah, the same old same, I see ^^ We share a mutual fate, my friend :*",
"Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter",
"Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique",
"but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?",
"my last tweet didn`t send bad phone",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"Ok peeps...I`m not crazy...I was twittering 2 someone but had no idea how 2 direct msg from my cell! Blonde moment!",
"it involves posting your thoughts and reading others mr.bean. You got a new number btw, had no txts back from you?",
"rblpnBro Not quite where I need to be here ... sad but true. Soon however all will be WELL 6wks ? http://blip.fm/~5z4ve",
"Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug",
"_collins I`m not sure I understand how this twitter thing works...",
"New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow",
"oh yeah them too. LOL",
"My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!",
"Let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/",
"http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year",
"According to TweetStats I tweet more between the hours of 10am and 3am with Monday, Sunday and Saturday filled with Tweetage!",
"lunch break`s over, going back to work....",
"what am i doing? what can i do?",
"At wrk ...gtta come back tonite",
"is all mine #twpp #shadez",
"part 2: social networking??.. there is even room for people",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"Hello again How`d ur saturday go?",
"I can`t believe you tweeted that. It was our special moment",
"- Sorry only just seen this - how strange it seems only to happen from my iPhone - perhaps it is a problem with Twitterific",
"oh the memories ? http://blip.fm/~5yxd4",
"_hameron I`ve seen those already. I link them in my lj post.",
"I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!"
] | 384 |
I just want to say: Both you,Taylor Swift, and Hayley Williams have a great and lovely voice! | [
"Happy monday up and about going to tavares today. Hope everyone has a blessed day!",
" oh that`s cool Thanks!!",
" Hope you`ve reviewed them on my site http://snipr.com/hble5",
"http://twitpic.com/4jfkw - AFC! Oh yess",
" #TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-",
"saying goodbye to my parents at the airport. it was great having them around.",
" WE Quite Like Worthing its a relaxing place with nice coffee shops and fresh air.. and not too many Oiks",
"trying to record my audio source, maybe I need a specific program I`m good thank you hehe",
" ...actually find something they`ll like. it`s easy to get a good gift with a lot of money tbh. nowhere near as personal though",
" _beckett Thanks so much !",
" A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show, glad to hear it was a success",
"Happy mothers day to all the Twitter moms, sent my own mom a very sleepy video by phone and called after.",
"Mondays best excited about the week!!",
" It`s fun to see that glimpse of your life",
"up at 4:30am west coast time..gettin ready to catch my flight back home..soooo excited to go back to my two fav boyzzzz puppy n BF",
" Thank you so much. That was so nice of you and I was happy to hear you voice You`ve really started something Good!! xo"
] | [
"_John Sounds like a terrific service. I`m sorry to hear about her mom.",
"Oh no! Hope you find your voice soon",
"_J We`re in the same boat.",
"It`s so sad http://bit.ly/b8jTH I love Kelly! <3",
"someone save me from boredom.",
"i do show some discretion occasionally",
"its a hott tuuneee,",
"i miss you SO much-o",
"I want my Katie.",
"My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"i`ll go for wanda sykes",
"I am having the TIME of my LIFE",
"i just dyed my hair",
"yes sir i sure did.",
"For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.",
"alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both",
"Hi Miss. Isabelle here. :]",
"I tweet sooo much about you. Gahd. Hahaha!",
"....got your message!!! You are such a twitter freak!",
"my last tweet didn`t send bad phone",
"I`ll be sure to",
"_and_jay hi! **** your job!",
"I miss you sweetie!",
"Stu Lantz is awesome! I miss Chick Hearn tho",
"_kearley That`s Twitter for you.",
"just because you`re a superstar it doesn`t mean you have to do that !",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"I wish i had my iPod , i need some jonas . I miss their sexy voices JB forever !",
"I just got a twitter account",
"she`s smarter and classier. she`s perfect for him. and, IM NOT.",
"Just left you a message! Hope you get it",
"Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x",
"What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....",
"did you get my text?",
"_soul i look forward to your new cd big fan",
"i kno i doooo!!!!!!!!!! yall partyin with out me",
"_2229 both, at the same time",
"just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous",
"hey hey hey b",
"im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"tweet us a story X",
"writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.",
"omg! taylor and selena broke up sooo sad, aw i think i actually like selena now. poor gal.",
"@_YoureMyHeroine :`( i really know how you feelin. i wish i could hug you",
"i miss justin timberlake`s voice. i want him to make new album again",
"... Yes. That`s what I said.",
"http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude",
"third date went well....moving on to fourth!!!!!!",
"grats to aaron and christine",
"_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x",
"why do you think so?",
"SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL",
"That is EXACTLY how I feel right now.",
"I`m currently into Emarosa. Their new album is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Haha",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery",
"Gosh, no need to be so rude.",
"sounds like my town",
"Who`ve u noticed now Kate ?",
"http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again",
"Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj",
"you certainly can, and good morning to you",
"nature has just called me BRB",
"i like them all i just saw the movie 4.8 i would give it a 5 if Tyler Perry wasn`t in it",
"Recording an acoustic track! For you sexy kids!",
"Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post",
"I <3 Owl City.",
"I agree! mmm so good, i miss eating it with you tho",
"I`M A CELEBRITY TOOOOO!",
"that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!",
"Need a tickettttt Gah. Ya you`ve got me on there, reason346.. Haven`t listened to dear Elliott for a few weeks...overdue..",
"_skies You got me singing Falling in Love now. Only, I`m changing the week day to Saturday. Doesn`t quite fit.",
"@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.",
"Busssssss with everyone! yayyy!!!!!!!",
"My mind is calm & my heart is happy.. Life is good. ? Would it be ok if I took your breath away? ?",
"just wanted to say hello",
"haha, it`s okay to be different!",
"http://twitpic.com/67hac - I dont like justin but he means somthing to miley,so i respect that !!! Love you miley!!",
"I will bring you cases of mountain dew if you give @_Slamma_ 2 tixs to see taylor swift!",
"im sure s`okay, ill save my $$ and before u know it weiss will be mine.",
". Haha. Rite. Im freeeeeeee. Britneys spears listenin time.",
"Watching the Killers on JR. They are awesome. Too late though. They just cut the programme mid song. Twas my favourite too.",
"SHOUT OUT TO NIKKI....PLEASSSEEE (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"Have you heard the song 'Purpose' from Avenue Q? Your post reminds me of that.",
"http://twitpic.com/4jk42 hey Gi! look at this pic of you and frankie that i took at the southend gig!",
"OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic !!!!!!!!!!!!",
"_Aries Me and that person have something in common then! LOL jk....",
"Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me",
"well now i do",
"http://twitpic.com/4jccd - and also these hi top Reeboks. cause i can",
"hello! ! following on recommendatiion of !",
"David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache",
"I lluuvv u too.. ahhh im gonna miss u evenn moreee! lol",
"looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now",
"chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****",
"Their songs make me want to cry..",
"_go you sure ?",
"**** you is all i have to say",
"FTR I <3 U and miss U on the team already",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"I think we could be related",
"There are wonderful people in my life who I think I can handle only in small doses & there is just 1 I cud be with every hour, everyday.",
"Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up",
"Is listening to Prima j - rockstar so dang catchyy",
"F...you very very much willkommen im Twitterland",
"I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now",
"is chatting to one of her besties.",
"Home Friday makes me too!!!",
"****! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...",
"cool! ok yeah see i dont have the old files with separate vocals so im trying to punch em all up as one track(all i can do)",
"they are, aren`t they.",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"wants to hear his voice",
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"just downloaded more music and videos on my ipod.",
"You guys can make it through!",
"wats gooood !! miss yall already"
] | 943 |
i love the dreambears!.. i want a **** best friend! | [
"My mom just came home and she FINALLY got me a guitar strap! yay!",
" Hearing that my songs brighten someone`s day always makes ME grin.",
" Last night was awesome! Thanks for all the hard work you put into it! Off to get some coffee now...",
" hahaha thanks for clearing up the",
"You make me happy, whether you know it or not <3",
" Good deal! Im doing good thank u The one about me loving my mom?",
"is a sleepyhead. looking forward to tomorrow. i love his family.",
"Had the best wknd with her man and levi and sara love u guys",
" congrats! Photo of dre?",
" Tis a book...called Love, **** and Tragedy. Highly interesting. Influence of classical on modern world",
" you will be great! Have a wonderful first day",
" are u planning on doing cardio for 1.5 hrs? If so that`s very reasonable whatcha do last night?",
" i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am",
"Cinema tonight it is half the price on Monday ;)",
" Thanks for the song! You�re awesome. I can sing along all day!",
"@_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley."
] | [
"Hey my twitter friends, tho very few!!!!",
"i rarely sleep.. cant help it hehe",
"don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"and i got hello kitty tattoos! she`s a ballerina and i`m a ladybug",
"LOL that is so Charlie......I miss Charlie",
"rickbaker24 follow me please. i only have 6",
"wishes that she has a private jet so that she can go see her BFF @ times like this.. ok ok..ot really thinking of carbon footprint here.",
"So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day",
"Hopefully going back to work tomorrow!! tired of having a flu.. Beside, I love working with the children, so fun to play with!!",
"im feeling like ish! i just wanna go home and go mimis",
"alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny",
"lol I really wanna go there!! Imma check the vid out rite now",
"friends romans and country men lol ppl need 2 help me out and say i have twitter i dont have any friends loner loner la da da",
"Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel",
"_cook you make me sad. Why do I like in canada? I can never watch these things. I should move. Know anyone who needs a roommate?",
"Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,",
"gutted i miss that! the one night i try 2 leave early lol! friends visitin were tired haha!",
"dear michael sorce, you crack me up! sincerely, me",
"couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.",
"is missing someone.. haayy.. http://plurk.com/p/x2avn",
"oh!, I wanna buy Just That Girl - Drew Seeley, but I`m not allowed I`m talking itunes store)",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"@_lightmare There are like six that hang around my house. If you can get it to come up to you... you can keep it.",
"zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt",
"I really need to lose weight. Anybody wanna be my exercise-buddy?",
"Thanks for the follow my new Twitpeeps!",
"i miss you SO much-o",
"Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.",
"http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here",
"Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!",
"_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision",
"http://twitpic.com/67hac - I dont like justin but he means somthing to miley,so i respect that !!! Love you miley!!",
"****! I want to be at the beach in the sun",
"so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3",
"wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb",
"Im just thinking bout life. I need my bed. My fiance is in bed first",
"I REALLY WANT TO GO TO artesia , cerritos on sunday for QUEST! LOL. imma die if i dont",
"morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!",
"I wanna buy a million copies. But i aint that rich just buy some more copies urself hahah",
"Awww, here...WAZ UUUUP!!! Seriously, glad y`all had fun. Too bad my invite got lost in the mail lol. peace. xo",
"Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it",
"I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!",
"hmmm how bout my boi an me jammin sum john stephens for ya?",
"_x Yepp. Do you Like Dylan or Cole Better?",
"save me--i feel like i`m going crazy. ? http://blip.fm/~5z193",
"Is also having a lonely night.... Wishing she could go to Audun`s so that she doesn`t have that bad dream again...",
"Its beginning to get way too hard to please all of my friends at once",
"I`m feeling much less alone now in my love for Fitzcarraldo, most people I mention it to have no idea what I am talking about.",
"http://twitpic.com/4jbwh - we were at a sleepover, and nobody stops me when there`s a camera in my hand",
"I miss my doggy,my hammy,my turtle && my fishes",
"I think #FF should be Feline Friday anyways, I want cat pictures. Maybe those are only for Caturday though",
"what about me I miss you too!",
"Haha! Night man, and no, but Im sure I`ll meet her again in my lifetime, in fact I will...no doubt about it.",
"_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault",
"Hearing a surprising news about my bestfriend...where are you sis ? You have to tell me the whole story",
"i really want to marry leighton meester. ****, can`t take my eyes of her.",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"How sad is it that your best friend is so selfish and heartless that they exclude you from their life completely...I`m so sad",
"who you snugglin with Tila???",
"You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie",
"most definitely will! also, i wanted to say 'perfect time' was my favorite track! it seriously made me tear up!",
"Fakin` kisha...just my luck!",
"that David -- nice to know he feels so comfortable 'twitting' or 'tweeting' us. I have a feeling he misses home.",
"FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.",
"Gee I`m totally hatin` this , like for real ! I mean like, duh ! I`ve studied enough, and all that I need is refreshing tonite ! Hard ?",
"oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day",
"ohh i would def give it 2 u but tht was kenyatta`s cam not mine sry but i want tht pic 2",
"Want: To play Sacred 2... Reality: Spend all day at the hosp...",
"- NOT A HEAP HEY. JUST BOUT TU HIT THE SACK. ITS 1.15AM HERE. I NEED SOMEONE TU CUDDLE. SUCKS WBU.? X",
"It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early",
"mines curly atm i want mine to be straight lmao",
"i miss my boo on another note im soready for this game to come on tonight...fox grill anyone???!!",
"mmm nandos is good (y) and topshop rules i am actually devastated that i cant come to to london show 'm8' bailed out",
"eh, you`re a really nice girl How are you? miss youuuuuuu",
"I`m calling your room-mate!!!",
"_bmac I knooow, I want to sail",
"I`m trying really hard not to hate you.",
"Waiting for friends to call or email me bleh i feel unloved",
"Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super",
"I was talking with my best friend �ureo about i-phones, Rio de Janeiro, and valentines day in Brazil. He has a girlfriend and I�m not",
"I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?",
"going to my bff`s. haha. but thats in like 2 hourssss sooooo...calllll me. actually darn, i have hw",
"haha wtf is that! You don`t want me to leave",
"Sometimes I wish I was a warden",
"not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.",
"_dollaz Yay...you like CT. People always tryna **** on it when they`ve never even been there.",
"FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.",
"****! I wish I were going! Found out too late to get wranglers for my kids and . I miss #mountainjam every year!",
"please do I`ll settle for cheap cider for meeting deadline. Have you seen our new blog at www.havealovelytime.com?",
"Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.",
"officially misses Quark. huhuhu! i had no heart hand partner and no one to dance with tonight! come home so... http://plurk.com/p/x2k1z",
"havin friends over hangin out with christian tonight!! gonna roast marshmellows and chocolate and cramcrackers.!?!?!",
"i should be 'bus stalking' right now..i soo wish i were still meeting today",
"oh, is it good? I`ve been wanting to watch that movie but nooobody would watch it w/me",
"_princess69 hehehe! Barry Killer! U need a pic",
"_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there",
"_ary aaaww fall for you of courseeee",
"Im liking escape the fate alot tonight. excited for ESTK NemoNemesis",
"cant wait till ur may 22 show!! u better stop by and hang out in newcastle ****",
"U SO funny but u right! I like BSB but Im not as fan than U I love much better Tupac & TLC..2 bad they`re not singing anymore",
"Eating pringles at nearly 1 AM really reminds me of touring with the Jonas Brothers (don`t ask).......I miss that so much....",
"I miss having u as a roommate",
"I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG",
"WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...",
"so the Today show still hasn`t gotten in touch with me, i wish they would so i can take my friends and myself to the NKOTB show",
"Wish I was there!",
"I CAN`T!!! My heart aches for her children I wanna adopt alexis",
"testing.... Hey! I gotta add you as someone to follow",
"oh mann... Me likey that!! But sadly I`m not bein auctioned on #twpp tonight",
"http://twitpic.com/4ja4b - me & raj SQUAD UP!",
"tiny PhD`s will do, because those bigger than me keep taunting me",
"If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.",
"_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.",
"Do you have a facebook page? If not I`ll email you pictures of my bangs. If you don`t like them I`ll blame the kitties.",
"I hope it`s something relatively minor and easy to heal. I can`t stand it when the furbabies get sick.",
"WAH. i`m gonna miss bowie people ESP YOU ALYANNA BONDOC <3 and Cesar. D:< I dunno if I can survive without my SOSA!",
"Lol, yes Hence my wanting to watch more!",
"My inner desire is to go to an isle in the middle of the Mediterranean to soak up the sun; Good night... as I dream that inner desire.",
"_GiiGgl3z lmao ight im dun wit the faces lmao id rather see urs tho lol"
] | 653 |
_louise bless ya... I know that feeling all too well! | [
"Don`t we all love bank holidays",
" you are very welcome",
" : Sir ! Everything Will Be Great InShaa`Allah",
" yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!",
"Nothing exciting from me tonight....got some new toys to play with though Happy Mother`s Day Ladies",
"reunited and it feels so good",
"woo hoo its friday!! ....wait.... i have to work at the cleaners tomorrow.",
"is fixin to clean the house for my mom for mother`s day",
"I love my daddy. Dad`s are so under appreciated by their daughters these days ... Not mine.",
" I know...I would too. Yes i cant wait for BB, i love it! I heard theyre not showing the 24 hr live streaming this year though",
"awww, watching 18 y.o. britney on snl. she`s so young and cute and really funny! i miss this britney",
" yeah, so quick! And I`m using the 5mm addi`s I bought on Sat and it makes it even smoother",
"Chilling feeling really nice..",
" Happy mother`s day to your moms.",
" I had a very good day - lots of stretching and sleeping in the sun",
"you tell yo mamma an em i axe how she durrin, and that i said happy mothers day."
] | [
"only you babe. <3",
"This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr",
"I am so sorry.",
"KICKIN BAK......NEED 2 DO MY HW.....I MISS U BABE LOLZ",
"_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
"join the club dougie i have a cold too x",
"Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?",
"HA! I`d give Kristen plenty of free hugs! *sigh* if only I could",
"I miss my cousin so much",
"I do not feel good",
"sure i willl ....",
"Man tha mojitos from earlier got me feelin type funny. Hope I don`t get sick http://myloc.me/20DD",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"yes indeed here I am again",
"hey!! how are you??? you found me",
"(that was a btw -_-)",
"i kno i doooo!!!!!!!!!! yall partyin with out me",
"they already are in my books",
"why do you think so?",
"yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho",
"Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL",
"listening to Demi Lovato FINISHED MY NEW SONG!",
"You`ve got a deal!",
"got the txt - holla when ya need me",
"i am so jealous!!",
"most of the time",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"but im not complaining.",
"OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic !!!!!!!!!!!!",
"_Kill_Boy oh sorry! not getting all my replies nothing against you. and yes, i do know nirvana",
"bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!",
"I was just thinking that",
"And you as well bro",
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!! SOOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEET !!!!!! I miss that age ..... SOOOO MUCH !",
"haha kk tell me when u remember",
"Just thinking that it will all pay off in the end.",
"http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song",
"_xo oh and i know brody and erin",
"--that came to my mind. So I said it. And it has now been adapted into my family`s vocabulary",
"_c Oh yeah. Point taken",
"LOL. dood, i love you and miss you.",
"Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!",
"I certainly know the feeling. Wesley is sleeping and I want to go get something to eat but I only have $4.38 in my account",
"http://twitpic.com/4wh5x - LUCKY! I`m so jealous even though I don`t like her that much",
"Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons",
"_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes",
"many! mine included. ahem. shld have known better back then, wldn`t have missed so many opportunities haha",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.",
"most definitely will! also, i wanted to say 'perfect time' was my favorite track! it seriously made me tear up!",
"I`m glad that all got cleared up. I lah you! Idk why Linda hates me though..",
"wnna take a bath!!!!",
"hello! ! following on recommendatiion of !",
"I am not feeling well",
"Moment of truth!! Im nervous for her!",
"Hi Miss. Isabelle here. :]",
"Just finished watching 'Marley and Me'",
"Disappointment really sucks! I`m getting used to it.",
"and i want to let you know im here for vfc no matter what happens and yes i need a hug to bad i live in delaware",
"I just lost my favorite pen good thing I have a back up =D",
"yes yes I AM, networking **** to the fullest.......and this girl is rih next to me",
"wish i can be with her every day",
"okay for your Mom and My Mom too!",
"drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK",
"eh, you`re a really nice girl How are you? miss youuuuuuu",
"...snuggles you back......everyones telling me to get over it ...but ive had her 15 years x",
"I`m sowwy. It sucks, I know, I`ve been there. Yay for half days though!",
"You guys can make it through!",
"Me + court =",
"awwwwww i wish her to be safe while shes gone n hugs to u must of been hard to say goodbye",
"Loool. Thats just the way things are!",
"bye for now people .",
"Got that right! And i know when I found out she wasn`t coming i cried! It really sucks but Im still happy she headlining now!",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****",
"nice have fun....Although you cant not have fun lol",
"I`m not leaving yet!",
"was being sarcy as usual",
"Yes. when I was talking to you...",
"aww me sry that was me yesterday ....",
"I`m sure she`ll be fine. They`re not as daft as they look (sometime)",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"well you can lol",
"_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"wow... that was very sexy",
"LOOPJAZZ yess!!! ez most bej�n",
"so i feel like **** for saying HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAYY.. i`m only a month late",
"i know so lame",
"You are quite welcome Mr. Poole.",
"i will do that..",
"Hadnt cried in such a long time",
"HELLOOO!!! How are you?? Gosh I miss seeing you around. Thought of you last night when I had some amarula",
"OK Just a thought that occured to me...",
"*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T",
"you cooould say that",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)",
"More to thank for #ff shouts and heaps more. Sry will be here all night i now realise",
"? ALREADY FINISHED CHATTING . HAHA .. ?",
"my stomach is bleh!",
"Why yes I DO!! ...Or rather, did. Just finished it! Starting Dead Like Me, lollll~",
"I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!",
"i knew that, jus givin u a hard time hehe",
"sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!",
"What you said is as good as day dreaming! sorry to say that our country is in such a state....",
"sure i can talk....the fabulous **** part though is out sorry dear",
"haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .",
"Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)",
"Omg i here thunderrrr i wish i was home i love cuddling with a blanky during a storm",
"Oh, fabulous ta. I`m with the coffee too, obviously, although my cup is not large enough to embrace which is its deficiency.",
"....yup stil at work",
"It`s already over? ****!",
"chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****",
"I MISS U CEDDY",
"yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile",
"That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol",
"it`s nto as good",
"_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family"
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...oh. hahahahahaha but no, seriously, i tell the wait staff they look great all the time, its the easiest nice thing to do | [
"just came back from a nice bike ride with her family and is now refreshed thanks to a shower",
" caught me at lunch today... you were correct of he stalking me",
" hope you had a FAB time!!! Just saw your twitpics ... Love that you wore THE dress. Great pic of D too",
" cheers mate, still getting over Wednesday You ok? You should be, you are an incredibly wealthy man",
"is excited to see Samantha&Denise again http://plurk.com/p/rr5id",
"Also with the not driving part i could afford a laptop. Also living with a roommate i would save even more",
" pretty soon gonna have to unfollow myself from _words to cut the quickly growing 'habit' ... but I do love the challenge!",
" ha! you`re right...I know you`re right.",
"added 30 minutes to morning sleep by cutting out useless Today Show. Feels nice",
"Just finished watching Star Trek in IMAX. . . Could`ve watched it all night. . . Live long and prosper",
"aww, jon ryan bob and greta in one picture? how adorable and it brightens my morning, ty jon walker",
" i just downloaded Bonnie and Clyde by Beyonce and Jay-Z...an old fav",
" thanks for viewing my portfolio www.wahliao.com I`ll be updating it sometimes, will keep u updated.",
"_ Sounds like you got a fan in Danstorce.",
"Waking up at ungodly hours to go to work is starting to get old but at least the coffee is good",
" Now that`s a very nice way to fall asleep."
] | [
"I need one more follower.",
"wo coffiees to go pleaz!!",
"That`s for sure. That`s why I intentionally turn my thought processes to the silly",
"Going to get a pedicure and the to CPK for lunch",
"Well, there is THAT...",
"TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD",
"me me me! lol",
"Theres nothing like your own pillow.",
"Im going bed i dnt feel well as always",
"claires party was amazing! headache.",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"will just take a bath",
"awwwww would a virtual high five make it any better?",
"following `cause ordered it",
"I`m not! They frighten me to death............I just like to see all the boys in their leathers! ;) We go every year. Brilliant atmos!",
"i thought follow friday was about gaining new friends, not losing them.",
"Could get to do the honours?",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"I work in one hour",
"_JayR oh, i know how budgeting is.",
"I`ll give u an icecream ?",
"Prefer 80`s singstar. I know all the words!",
"blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost",
"I dont care who gets mad. I like speaking my mind. Im alreadt crazy so it helps me not go off da deep edge! **** u!",
"We knew what what you meant!",
"My #followillfriday sucks because while I was teaching people how to be nice, you **** were drooling over Notion",
"so instead of laying out in this 90 degrees i`ve gotta give 32 fourth graders miso/rice/sushi/mochi in an hour fml",
": woot please post a pic, I won`t recognize you without it",
"most of the time",
"It`s not gonna storm! because I said so!",
"i wear a lot of white http://tinyurl.com/dlbltg",
"_Elmo_**** awhh you alright ?",
"I`M A CELEBRITY TOOOOO!",
"my husband wears the same shirt all the time, think you can send some of that this way??",
"y u gotta say all that",
"is not too hot and not to cold",
"DOUGIE POYNTER REPLYED TO ME",
"oh look! traditional Chinese, it`s so charming I love the ? miss those shutters on the doors...",
"You can be Cinderelliiee",
"what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21",
"awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!",
"i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!",
"lunch break`s over, going back to work....",
"I know that feeling.",
"ive spent a lazy day today finding some interesting people to follow its reinforced the saying... it takes all sorts of people ...",
"My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me",
"yea me too lol",
"says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5",
"better than throwing them out",
"yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r",
"I look like schuhz and arabyrd now...",
"- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .",
"I miss you too!! And don`t say 'damn'!!! lol",
"Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!",
"oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them",
"I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!",
"I have to work tonight But I get my paycheck!",
"All this flirting going on - The ATG smiles. Yay. ((hugs))",
"The phones are lit up like christmas trees. Go to work people. You don`t have to get everything done on monday.",
"no prob, you have a sexy site there",
"i actually need to be cleaning my house",
"Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.",
"wnna take a bath!!!!",
"im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3",
"You, the other crew and COB tried your hardest to put on great shows and fans all appreciate it. Tell Alexi get well soon MH.",
"oh really? why HELLO there",
"Me + court =",
"No offense, but have you thought about a career change?",
"on a day like this...",
"your face makes people laugh. cause you`re so ugly. so you`re half-way there",
"haha. the pic wrong. haha. now the one is then correct.",
"day started off bad but got better",
"sunny day, sunny outlook",
"specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)",
"Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)",
"I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology",
"If EVERYONE constantly retweeted that it would make it!",
"_shediddy lol , you gotta share too",
"off to work for the day",
"third date went well....moving on to fourth!!!!!!",
"absolutely! I have a 'his view' section on my site.. I know you`re busy but you are more than welcome to guest post",
"cool its my P",
"I totally agree! And there`s no way to avoid it",
"Family is here,hanging with them",
"I crochet Laura. Simple stitches...I can make a mean afgan!",
"say hi to dan and katherine and zachy",
"? ALREADY FINISHED CHATTING . HAHA .. ?",
"I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.",
"Slowly getting ready for work",
"yup! way to **** early and I`m already at work",
"same with drunk guests.. Our jobs are pretty similar sometimes",
"Watching Dr. Horrible with . don`t be mad!",
"I sent you a message.",
"I got a Coach purse",
"i noticed that you were on the same hallway....**** No worries about the BBQ....I`m hoping there will be more to come!!!",
"No, it`s people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!",
"we`re one, but we`re not the same, we get to carry each other",
"Please don`t forget us",
"no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!",
"thanks buddi and it`s no problem your my friend yah i should post more pics of London! nothing much really u?",
"i was right about the wave off",
"I work at a movie theatre in Toledo and I`d let you come see it for free. But it`s not in 3D",
"buy one of my shirts at http://www.districtlines.com/revertfashion you know you want to",
"I`m bored at work",
"_ary aaaww fall for you of courseeee",
"better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable",
"well now i do",
"hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely",
"Flirting! Ima good man with bad habits.",
"Are they abusing your service? Manual follower management is a pain. I love the style.",
"there are many jobs I aspire to, supervisor is not one of them talk about too much stress for too little pay",
"I have to go to work with out my and",
"'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!",
"OMJ! J.O.N.A.S. is the best tv show EVER! ?",
"loves surprises, but is never surprised",
"will you be posting a pic of you H suit?? Pretty please?",
"I just dyededed my hair",
"I`ll put your name on the list",
"yeah when he goes there he always brings us these things. + he just let me last something called 'bird milk' and it",
"It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!"
] | 718 |
subway im going to get subway.... love it! ate it often when i was in new zealand.... | [
" oh that makes sense! Well you are officially my first from a celebrity!!",
" What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!",
" (blinks fast) its better now ... Lol thanks :-*",
"At least they ( kids) havnt gotten to big to still say mommy ILOVE YOU. AWWW they are so sweet. I am so lucky to have my kids.",
"happy mother`s day to all the moms out there. i hope i never join that crowd",
"New baby doing well. I will be attempting to do some more 'painting' this weekend.",
" aww way to make me feel special",
"LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!",
"SUPER BUENO FTW!!! I am so proud of you guys.",
"Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.",
"bought my pink ipod nano 2 days ago will be delivered this week. YAY! & hopefully getting ears pierced again in a few weeks XD",
"_bug68 Bill is super!! Thanks you!!",
"_conrad you take such good photos.",
"Traffic jam outside of chicago. I feel very 'office space' right now.",
" morning. hope its a good day despite the revising",
" lmao! You baked non-stop? Sounds like yummy fun!"
] | [
"_G yup - that`s where I watch all my movies",
"awww. If I coukd send it from my phone I would. What kind of flair would you like?",
"ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it",
"Massive morning.. I`m stuffed now",
"Hitting the docks soon.",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?",
"ill call you on my home phone to your home phone after dinner tho! coz im almost ready to eat, is that ok? ****",
"I MISS U CEDDY",
"I want a new lappy",
"missing my hobo/****/tramp way of life, and cooking for my mother on a saturday night MAMA I LUV U",
"yea me too lol",
"ui. where arre you going to study?",
"YOU SHOULD TOUR!! *lol* I live all the way out in Tennessee! :-P jk. How would you do that?",
"zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt",
"Just about to eat, home made indian food is boak x",
"Wow, thats quite the trip!",
"Back to work I go....",
"im home! videoke at Funtime.. yey! got loads of tickets! nyahahaha!",
"I want to go see Up",
"tweet often and it`ll draw followers to you",
"Hi to you too.",
"on my way to driver`s training",
"Is listening to Prima j - rockstar so dang catchyy",
"Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.",
"Same here Mmmm... Macrina Bakery.",
"Someone fly me to Reno",
"I know anne and judy",
"having Bigi & Tokyo Fashion Spree tmr Check out SIH web ^____^",
"At wrk ...gtta come back tonite",
"I said hi to u",
"my name is Jason, but sunshine works too.",
"finished a whole box of ice cream",
"my birthday chicken http://bit.ly/whbuv",
"I want to be like Horatio Caine",
"I miss going to EK every summer & christmas vaca Take me there!",
", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.",
"cant wait till ur may 22 show!! u better stop by and hang out in newcastle ****",
"yes, at an upgraded consumption rate, too",
"Going to twitter in english, for my foreign followers",
"I am sick but Ians coming over so its all good ;)",
"Ugh I have a hedache; I may be cheap, but **** **** I still have class with how I roll",
"A- on my french paper.",
"ooh like what? I`m planning on spending the night in as well",
"i learnt something new today",
"yes. Yes you will.",
"Really wants to buy new clothes",
"Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!",
"at panera for lunch byyy myself aww",
"At work making more $$.. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing I can SHOP some more once I get paid I`m becomin a SHOPAHOLIC hehe",
"_go you sure ?",
"what`s good about working a double?...Jasmin",
"You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv",
"I am now cleaning",
"Feel hungry now Cook for me pleaseYour food it`s my energy to work~",
"is still craving for a cheeseburger.",
"Gee I`m totally hatin` this , like for real ! I mean like, duh ! I`ve studied enough, and all that I need is refreshing tonite ! Hard ?",
"Just ate way to many chocolate animal crackers",
"most of the time",
"I haven`t had one for a long time. Too expensive",
"There`s loads of highly qualified stuff and loads STILL using snail mail.",
"You remind me so much of a Omaha Girl, that I use to date. I guess it all in the Jeans, (Calvin Kleins is what she wore).",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"and egg whites, with 7 grain toast. YUP!",
"my tummy kinda hurts!",
"people ask a lot.. and plus i thought id contribute to a SYKES to the trending topics",
".��?????��. i bet. man i wish i coulda went some whr. i didn`t even go out here. i was home all weekend. nyt life sux here",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"Hmm, had first pizza in ages and feel a bit sick now That`ll teach me!",
"going out to see star trek be back in a while",
"Thanxx for following me",
"Listening to We Are Dead Ocean by . I actually listened twice in a row because it`s so short and pleasing",
"Me + court =",
"I`m loving Please Don`t Leave Me by Pink!",
"home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do",
"I`m craving something salty in my mouth! Tired of pretzels tho.",
"I follow u lol",
"`ss back to the gym project. Finally finished ... **** filthy hobo`s always trying to eat my taco`s. !! </3",
"lmao I`ve never met anyone who liked caramel this much",
"jealous it looks like schindler`s list in toronto",
"hello! ! following on recommendatiion of !",
"yes sir i sure did.",
"Chowder is the ****!!!!!!",
"Aw what about me",
"this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..",
"I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!",
"i noticed that you were on the same hallway....**** No worries about the BBQ....I`m hoping there will be more to come!!!",
"Very tired! Dinner good, then churro`s were good!",
"u dont have to quit smoking http://bit.ly/CHZLW",
"just got home but about to leave again",
"Is @ the pantry",
"Maaan if I was in pain I`d come. I wanna come eat some 4 me lol *rolls eyes*",
"the trip was really great. but i cant belive summers here",
"i agree with the whole Hollie thing",
"i can still read `em...",
"Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.",
"i gots a summer job",
"sorry love had no left overs but come through sat @ mi casa for ton`s birthday! we`ll have tons of food",
"say hi to Kimba for me",
"that was delicious! lets have a walk sometimes with you and your hubby.. and others! me misses you",
"Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc",
"- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha",
"That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!",
"Adams morgannnn for jumbo slice",
"shows how twitaddicted you can get",
"i foot think it will let you since it.s international but we have twitter haha",
": haha i know it was super easy too. i sat at the toy counter and gave kids what little toy they wanted with they`re tickets.",
"Can I have a splodge of ketchup on mine please?!",
"I need to go shopping with you...but I need to save my money",
"just got home from the sunshine coast",
"Whn r u goin to Europe?",
"I`m originally from Seattle, I`ve just lived everywhere else, including Many places in the south",
"http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe",
"your test works fine for me tweetdeck is so cool eh?",
"I picked up a taco over lunch... you got a guitar.",
"how`s the baby fever",
"did you have an amazing time?",
"You`re welcome! How much longer until it`s colored in?"
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or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song | [
"Hey, hey, happy mother`s day! http://plurk.com/p/svwii",
"aww, jon ryan bob and greta in one picture? how adorable and it brightens my morning, ty jon walker",
"i love it when justin timberlake hosts snl; hilarious",
" awww. rusks are good for tummy aches though :p try fennel or camomile tea works. or obviously try ...",
" Haha ya, my friend and I are totally having a kick off party for the occasion!!",
"SWAY SWAY BABY zommgg love it need more screamo tho boys",
" You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it",
" stellar! You 2 look great",
" nice .. I can`t ever get that from my ex!",
"Yes!! i has 100 minutes of Sims 2 plus Seasons ) fun fun expansions",
" thanks lovely, will let you know when its up and ready! The baby havs are gorgeous, I want something to put in them x",
" Thanks for the morning laugh. You are just too funny",
" oh that`s Star Trek going on the 7th already. Woo!",
" Enjoy - we know you will",
"Ive got the greatest boyfriend in the world. I love him so so much.",
"Happy mothers day in 25 minutes everyone"
] | [
"on myyearbook, myspace, here and messenger",
"Downtown was fun tonight The walk back to the car was rediculous lol",
"Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind",
"I am having the TIME of my LIFE",
"Can`t concentrate need a booster to woork",
"_miss my best friend won tickets to see them from kiis fm!",
"_ listen to FTSK they stop my bordum haha how was your day? finished crying about Harold? ha ****",
"I need hugs from Joe Jonas",
"has on music at work today its so painful",
"going to jack`s tribute match today",
"at dancing...waiting for my turn hope i get my newww cd with the funky reel music todayy!!!",
"A girl in my big hair rock today, black velvet baby ? http://blip.fm/~5z50g",
"wo coffiees to go pleaz!!",
"I had a small tweetbreak from twitter I think I needed it",
"i miss the Soulja Boy dance...",
"got a case of the bubblies.",
"Chatting with matt from mercy mercedes lol.",
"the times they are a changing",
"uploading PCD onto my iTunes xD i used to have it but certian events caused me to lt sadly",
"Unfortunately, I didn`t do it on purpose - itunes shuffle did it. It followed up with Dreadzone, so no life-ruin music-trauma.",
"i love it to.. but i knw there gna cut stuff out on tv",
"Getting into the swing of things. I miss someone",
"not the same.. Can we party tonight jig",
"really don`t mind (too much)) sittin @ standstill, listenin 2 music, twttrg. But the gas gauge isn`t lookin healthy",
"like the sound of a tweet",
"OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic !!!!!!!!!!!!",
"If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x",
"haha nice! I heard it`s a sweet hotel. On another note, not a good game last night",
"OMG brings me back to my High School Days! ? http://blip.fm/~5ygpg",
"im cleaning listening to fiona apple then off to a birthday party!!!!!! i cant believe that im 25 already",
"ahahah with sandy, bekz, erin and derrian",
"I had it! On my itunes, but then I lost all my songs.",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"Miss you in that 70s show!!!!!!",
"my name is Jason, but sunshine works too.",
"I really wish i would hear from josh",
"those were the good days the jetsons comes on right after finltstones ! i missed it today tho",
"just got home lng.",
"flew Brisbane - Lax today. Great flight. Love the lights. Shame about one drink limit though!",
"How Do You Sleep - Jesse McCartney",
"oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight",
"lol! woow okay its not that big of a deal",
"I got you today",
"Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x",
"Thinking about someone. Now a days I think more and code less What is it...?",
"Adams morgannnn for jumbo slice",
"goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO",
"Just sang 'Shine' by Newsboys in the car with Holla!",
"Cramps . . .",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"car just drove past my house blasting celine dion`s 'it`s all coming back to me now'",
"I`ll oscillate from one to the other.",
"I miss rollerblading down Shoreline.",
"Smith/Amherst mini-reunion last night was fun- how i miss the old days",
"found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"nothing beats nurofen plus!",
"at the taste a addison w/ her fav. ppl",
"How did Day 26 go from a good budget video (imma put it on her) to such a low budget video (Stadium Music) The end may be near for them",
"_xo oh and i know brody and erin",
"tis a sad day",
"What I Meant to Say: At Yardhouse, Waikiki. `s bday (she Should DJ!) & some dozen others",
"yeah! i love this one and doesn`t really matter",
"From My Heart To Yours ? http://blip.fm/~5jo4w",
"_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though",
"listening to a new Stolen Sheep record",
"Listening to maylene and wondering why cant I pull off as many cool southern metal licks as them",
"MCFLY?!! Aren`t they the best band ever? I wish I were there to watch the concert. Singapore isn`t a place they`d tour.",
"Luking for new background pic......",
"http://twitpic.com/4phze - Awe! I miss my baby",
"I feel like I`m on alott of drugs",
"http://twitpic.com/66vdn - I miss my babyyy",
"Please don`t forget us",
"In a mood.. Listening to the older stuff... This Time Around. Not that old but old enough.",
"hello! ! following on recommendatiion of !",
"lapit na ko magout. lapit na fated to love you.hehe http://plurk.com/p/rrj4e",
"fyi, connie and carla is not as totally awesome as the previews make it seem sorry about that one.",
"There`s also a fairly recent (w/in past 10 years) quasi-sequel. Plot not as good but v. pretty in terms of art.",
"what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21",
"http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?",
"if only I had half the drive you had!!! You are my idol",
"Early morning R&B. ? http://blip.fm/~5jimj",
"Omg at Hollie! That was well sad to watch! See, Simon can be well nice when he wants to be! lol",
"@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?",
"I WANT A HUG!",
"****, that charming skater look is kind of....HOT! A hot mess Catherine pls don`t hate me for hitting on your friends. tnx",
"I have both her CDs and know them both by heart. Really, Tal, you think you can intro ME to country music?!",
"Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!",
"Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)",
"I`m trying really hard not to hate you.",
"_x Yepp. Do you Like Dylan or Cole Better?",
"OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america",
"Scream just played on my iPod. First thing that comes to mind, BEAR MACHINEEEEE!!!! Lol",
"Now I`m at a doppppe rock show in the LES .. Moshie moshhhh pit http://twitpic.com/4wkhi",
"Less than 99 days til warped tour.",
"i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you",
"#Trackflashback: 'I Believe In A Thing Called Love' by The Darkness - check it out...",
"ohh snapp, have fun",
"On the way to santa monica",
"Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3",
"sitting next to magicmoment",
"thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.",
"is chatting to one of her besties.",
"Writing some mild and wild articles",
"Sang on xbox lips and drunk beer my weekend rocks so far",
"_x Who Else do you Loveee?",
"_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right",
"that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!",
"_erincharde yea as an afterthought",
"yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho",
"Those are the things that mean the world",
"Driving home after an ok night Iwish",
"awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far",
"did you have an amazing time?",
"working late.. but yet so fun hearing my colleagues funny song lists",
"That sucks man I hope you have a problem-free weekend.",
"if you could get down to easton, you could join us!",
"My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing",
"first up, make up for lost time with jelly. Jalan jalan just the 2 of us and the rollerblading with my pumpkin. Happeh",
"_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab"
] | 759 |
Watching snl because the love of my life is hosting | [
" WILL DO!! (of will did?? lol ) great episode",
"This is Really Cool put in a topic and its a twitter show...If your a tweeter twittering twit u got to luv this http://bit.ly/a0nw",
"asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76",
" Yes, actually there was some jam twitter traffic yesterday... But it can happen. Don`t worry",
"today got her POP! t-shirt & lovess ittt haha x",
"i dont think i have ever laughed so hard",
"http://twitpic.com/4j9x4 - lmao, it`s true",
" I know right but hopefully something comes up though",
" yw, it gets really hot there in the middle of the summer like 110+ but right now its perfect! and less then an hour away.",
" Great! I was hoping to run under 40mins and ended up doing 39:07 Woo hoo! Gotta love the C25k",
"Found out that one great thing about living in Switzerland is the delicious bread - sometimes little things can make a difference",
" Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday",
" wow! I`ve joined the photography scene pretty recently so this (large format) makes it even more interesting",
"is excited. Lots of good things happening work-wise here in Melbourne",
" awesome! have to take a look at them when i`m home.",
"i have a crush on someone!"
] | [
"Well, at least it`s not as bad as I thought. Found a new website to watch movies on and I gotta say.......it`s not bad, not bad at all",
"woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia",
"ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now",
"Farewell dinner with my kimmy. Last time i`ll see her in a while",
"heyy watching the simpson with shezza and paula",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.",
"i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy",
"I`m now totally addicted to Farm Town. Frankly, it`s more fun that fixing laptops or studying the diseases that will kill us all.",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"miss u too. I`m still at a club...u know...west coast ****!",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans",
"What I Meant to Say: At Yardhouse, Waikiki. `s bday (she Should DJ!) & some dozen others",
"I am thinking about reading that too! She is talking about it on the View too! Not that you miss it often",
"My tweet is on cheaptweet. You wanna vote for me http://cheaptweet.com/t/syopvd",
"is going to the Derny race with Sofie & Cindy.... And i`ll see Eric there !",
"Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh",
"Hates being sat around alone on a Friday night. big sad old loser",
"Uh, yeah. Totally. But then again, I am in real life too, sooooo....",
"Am trying to get through the pilot of the first season of friday night lights. Oh gosh Pass the tissue...",
"Celebrity sighting: Spongebobs here! #BEA09 LOL! Now I`m even more distraught I missed it",
"so im drawing pictures to show how much i miss him. can anyone blame me, hes 4 hours away frm me",
"bout to watch notorious cause that`s how i`m feelin now. wish i could eat something, but i can`t. surgery tomorrow. no food til saturday",
"he`s not **** Lol. He`s a riot definitely, but not at nkotb concert. I want 2b a smitten girl with no distractions that night",
"_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p",
"needs my mommy http://plurk.com/p/x116r",
"about to go to my boo`s pad",
"I wish he was still around. there was a litter under our azalea. I caught DD in the back yard @ 6 am with bunnies in her lap.",
"Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.",
"Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!",
"Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol",
"Just sittin here listenin to music. Follow Me?",
"Here`s a brief preview: http://bit.ly/eHCfP OMG James is creepy in that role! I`m scared of him",
"catching up on my tweets, I saw AC`s promo of your new blog before yours, I knew immediately it would be yours by the title",
"are you daft your now going to recieve a million friend invites on xbox now and one of them shall be me",
"Can`t you guys do something on CO-OP about Grim Fandango? Don`t you wanna see it on XBLA/PSN? Call Tony Plana! Call Tim!!",
"classics are timeless...dont believe me, check youtube, google, etc. Numbers dont lie & i actually performed it last night,",
"Sigh. My metal friends keep planning stuff on Sunday afternoons, when I`m at work. Feeling like I`m losing touch with them",
"@_IANNE I`m at the terrance middle by the left side center. I see u",
"Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.",
"@ 102.7 KIIS-FM hey, I can`t seems to get ryan`s show online, what`s not right then?",
"phil! I miss you gracin ya with your presence I haven`t been on much what`s new?",
"joe: 2.30pm Kevin pics up a new pair of pjs :`) PMSL i could have died!!! lmfaoo :`) I MISS MY BOYS",
"Wow, you mom has a lot of energy. I`m getting tired just reading your tweet and ur living it.",
"Oh man....my fiance just got off work and I start mine in 1 hour....so not fair.....",
"Bummer... I missed Taylor Swift on the Today show! Those were my only plans for the day!!!",
"wants to hear his voice",
"@ metro with achan",
"my b day is on may 13 but my party is on this sat come you gays",
"ashley tisdale , i mean . cuz shes in berlin on 6th june and i`m not gonna be there . i wanna start cryin right now :/ ashley pick me up",
"Kinda bummed that I`m gonna miss `s return to BG. Now I`ll never know what it`s like to make love to _gunn.",
"AHHHHHHH!!!!! its my 16th birthday And i cant belive i found out im seeing yous tonight Best present everr!!! <333333333",
"i.m with u on the internet surfing part lol but we.re drinking",
"watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins",
"so afraid my daughter`s gonna write a memoir where i`m some ungodly mix of Miles & Betty Davis in All About Eve",
"he just fully yelled saying dnt be so fcking stupid grow up! stop with this band **** then... throws the remote at me thnks love u2",
"Back at home and phone my grandma... I love her and miss her",
"especially if you`re with a vampire",
"Planet Fitness on Van Wyck, keep hearing all the homies tell me bout it, plus its close to the hood, u know my lazzzy ****!",
"yes2 bgt! if everything goes well i`ll catch their reunion concert",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"Out for an evening on the town with jeremy. Sad Carrie can`t come",
"i know i`m tweeting more now though don`t you worry!! haha i wish i could fly to ohio! i saw beyonce on monday uhmygawddd!",
"I`m not! They frighten me to death............I just like to see all the boys in their leathers! ;) We go every year. Brilliant atmos!",
"Threee WORDS . . . YOUTUBE BAMBOOZLE SHOW",
"Everyone At My Place Tomorrow Bonfire, Tofu Dogs, And Austin Powers.",
"http://twitpic.com/67kvt - my bestie leah havent seen her in so long",
"sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym",
"_Charlotte We should! There will be another thrown I`m sure but this one will be with my American family",
"Heh. When I moved into my house Pius was having a pep rally, so there was cheering and a band.",
"wishing i was karen from will&grace",
"one of them is",
"F...you very very much willkommen im Twitterland",
"My friend went to New York without me and all I got was this picture of her and Will Smith http://twitpic.com/669l2",
"LAPPYTOP BATERRRY DYING,tryingtofind a movieto watch since im staying in. and goingto my room.",
"is being a horrible twitter-er. Moved in to my Houston apartment and awaiting work starting on Monday. Real world=now",
"I really wanna see the Jonas Brothers in Novemeber but I need to find someone to come with me! ****",
"i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"playing guitar hero, waiting for Abby to text me after prom",
"thats the crazy part - was for 16:30. but reasons include 'full schedule' & 'travelling with his daughter'... So. Not. Cool",
"Feeling pretty tired and lonely",
"weekend with my cuzzo Vivi, I can`t stand to have her leave me in 3 weeks",
"chris sab and i = COMME ESTAS ****",
"OH NO TODAYS JAY LENOS LAST SHOW!!! WE`LL MISS U MR. LENO",
"Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x",
"Leaving for Atlanta in the morning to catch JoCo and Pa & St!!! I`m excited! Missed P&S at D*Con last year. That made me a sad owl.",
"_gutter Trent wore that shirt at my show",
"laughed so much today over that picture of lauren, that my chest hurts.",
"haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..",
"Hey hey get tickets to ALL TIME LOW when they`re in Aussie kay. www.myspace.com/destroyalllines Yup. Go there get tickets",
"watching Baby Mama...again. and eating pineapple, orange, raspberry sherbert",
"Off to get ready for toms.. gotta go make sure he`s not done anything stupid ill tweet later.",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING",
"I know how you feel Darian is in LA with Bam and I am missing him terribly. And I won`t see him until Sunday.",
"Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly",
"i think i am a bit, in love with his creations and wit but not that physically attracted to him although he has great style",
"More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol",
"Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute",
"Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby",
"_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket",
"http://twitpic.com/67318 - *sniff* i feel so left out! *grin*",
"http://twitpic.com/67x8k - WITH MY FRIENDS WERE IN OUR WORK",
"I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm",
"I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!",
"mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him",
"Listening to Jesse`s music & on MySpace. Also getting the hang of Twiiter. I feel that i need more followers. Don`t be shy!",
"Feelin a little blue tonight.. Love might be good",
"went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL",
"Noooo my favorite coworker just got a new job, he`s doing marc jacobs shows now, not fair! I don`t want him 2 go!",
"3 live p2v migrates, 5 vmware vsp exams, and a magento config, a quiet weekend at party central",
"At pool in Orlando got new kicks going to seaworld tommrow miss my best friend",
"Enjoyed see`n everyone last night! even tho it was a really bad night financially... Cant wait to kick it again @ the drive -ins!",
"Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..",
"but ... but it`s michael bay ...*sigh* i`m sorry, love - didn`t know you felt that way about it XD",
"omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends"
] | 938 |
I love these App things, it be hella awesome bro. | [
"Is getting more and more excited about thorpe park tomorrow",
"Why does #googledocs do folders, instead of labels like #gmail? I kind of like labels",
"_mills better than a spider or some type if Australian wildlife one would imagine",
" hey i know ya dont know me but i wanted to say yopu have helped me a lot i was over in iraq and i wanted to thank you",
"Hey everybody! hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog... OMGosh! Send me the link again please!",
"where is the love by the black eyed peas, so many memories. Watching the hulk!",
" really? wooooo! I wish i could go to indonesia! Lol. Hopefully next summer.",
"My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts",
" yes, i found you! come to greenville. perfect weekend for pictures and no sidekick to go shooting with",
" I really ought to pay more attention to my phone tweets... Sure! The more moives the better.",
"Kyneton for breakfast this morning at Slow Living. Noice. Such a beautiful sunny autumn day Drove back to Melb via Daylesford",
"Sitting in Gatwick- going home for a week! cant wait to see family",
" Thanks for the follow. I`m loving the energy on your site. The spaz in me can`t help but be drawn to you http://www.ted.me/",
" Haha, you didn`t do anything wrong.",
" *waves to make it all OK again*",
" lol trying to take after her old man eh? Good for her! hehehe very cute!"
] | [
"cool, not a big user of DM though",
"Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.",
"it`s definitely worth it; art not withstanding I hate moving; and hate packing even more..",
"i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?",
"No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!",
"Woo - got a fast mobile broadband connection now",
"Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Softshock",
"Just got a Ipod touch Downloading apps for it now.",
"_kimmeh Me too, I miss it. I, however, will #humpthestump for the rest of my life.",
"_go you sure ?",
"Going to take it quite easy today actually. Yesterday was great but it took a lot of energy out of me. Going out for some pirating later.",
"is tired but happy the orphanage was wow.. and babysitting was really fun",
"Thanks for the follow my new Twitpeeps!",
"oh jealous. Though you`re missing the fried potato bread",
"I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3",
"Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!",
"that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!",
"_west one day the hubs and I WILL take one of those. There`s actually a missions cruise that we want to go on. It has music too.",
"David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache",
"freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezING **** im so excited to see you soooooooon!!! lets go see 17 again AGAIN yehhaaaaaaa!",
"I KnO they`re my guilty pleasure like shopping",
"Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol",
"http://twitpic.com/66z7a - I don`t know why I always click on your doughnut pictures... lol I always end up wanting one",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"I lluuvv u too.. ahhh im gonna miss u evenn moreee! lol",
"gl and say hi for me!",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"I somehow miss you.",
"going to my bff`s. haha. but thats in like 2 hourssss sooooo...calllll me. actually darn, i have hw",
"yeah do you feel anything at all? I remembered I was looking at loopt on his phone and that **** was coughin all over that",
"_Layne hmm.. what`s ur fav movie?? tv shows??",
"lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol",
"You too, my friend",
"says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5",
"Someone out there will soon be the lucky recipient of my 5000th Tweet. Oh wait. ****. THIS was it!",
"'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!",
"oh yeah them too. LOL",
"In bed eating chocolates after 2 super parties, yay playing with the new camera - could I be an amazing photographer?",
"Uh, yeah. Totally. But then again, I am in real life too, sooooo....",
"I want to play",
"so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back",
"Aw what about me",
"But i dont mind the long line when theres a super cutie in front of me. Too bad he`s wearing a **** bracelet with a girls name on it",
"_1988 cool i wish i could av gone 2 da 1 he did where i live but i couldnt",
"I`m kicking it (though feeling a little sick): alternating talking to friends, gaming, watching the playoffs, and writing an application.",
"lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2",
"http://tinyurl.com/q3u32x isn`t that the podcasting gear you got in for bit-tech?",
"ill check that out",
"Okay, so the only reason I`m not buying this app is because I hate EA and all that it stands for. SimCity rocks though. http://is.gd/JpMM",
"_lisa ...one online? Yeah, me",
"oh look! traditional Chinese, it`s so charming I love the ? miss those shutters on the doors...",
"It`s official - Liberty Grand is my new fave reception venue... Will blog some shots Tuesday",
"oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time`s over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy)",
"watching supernatural those boys can hunt me any day <3 haha",
"#sometimes also emoticons sometimes",
"home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list",
"... and that includes the chota-chota stuff released by Reflexie Arcade too!",
"all pugged in and ready to go. device updates on, so feel free to bombard me at any time. Time to actually get something done.",
"shows how twitaddicted you can get",
"Ditto that, my friend...BORED! Oops, now I have an exciting problem",
"Oh boy this is going to be a loooooong day",
"hey hey hey! lol.",
"Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!",
"twitter fam, i`m about to hop back on AIM i went ghost on y`all lolz sowwy",
"haha kk tell me when u remember",
"thinkin twitter is really quite borin",
"oh how i wish there were chick a filas by me i`m definently jealous.",
"okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night",
"I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology",
"Bet she plays on Medium and you play on easy too huh... #iPhone #Fun #Game",
"I`ll be one of your 'groovy guys' any time, shortie short #photofollows",
"that David -- nice to know he feels so comfortable 'twitting' or 'tweeting' us. I have a feeling he misses home.",
"drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK",
"yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha",
"ok...so i`m Twittin from my computer...its gonna be bad when i get on my phone.. cause ima be lost like ****",
"UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!",
"The dayem computer #twpp",
"Hi to you too.",
"@_ahseya_ cool i want you to take a look at this and tell me what you think",
"testing out ymtumbkr on my iphone http://tumblr.com/xiy1qycvc",
"and this is better 4 me than a snickers bar or hersheys w/almonds.... which i use to b addicted to b4. i miss them LOL",
"back on the twit. much hw`s to do... will post something interesting when i think of it",
"_ary aaaww fall for you of courseeee",
"just downloaded the tweet deck....look at my and my saviness",
"yay new computer to fiddle about with",
"can i have itL",
"I am tired of my phone. Walkman works like a charm, but l need better video and wap really. Thanks for yesterday and for buying my album",
"I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?",
"http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night",
"That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic",
"Go get `em! lol",
"Finally, im back online! I miss my lappy. So many things to follow up. Starting with Ning... Haha.",
"@__emilyy you guys are the bomb haha",
"2026 2164 6790 9128 Add me up and lets play something.",
"um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!",
"hey ty for tip, wifi networking is one if my many talents I`ll get on it when I can be bothered LOL",
"yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!",
"Buying pretty shiny beads and things I feel quite girlish. http://elisem.livejournal.com/1473318.html",
"i need to make more of an effort to meet some of my best online friends like <3 but **** the money it costs D:",
"Haha,I just may do that,yo!",
"_2890 Nt able to follow anyone friendorfollow.com here i come!!! #itsucks",
"yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair",
"Busssssss with everyone! yayyy!!!!!!!",
"ease of use, better camera, syncs w/iTunes, smaller (I looked at Storm), more eye-appealing & not clunky. -just a few!",
"_ that`s why twitter rocks!",
"i am so jealous!!",
"i can`t believe it...",
"white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean",
"_Da_Realest hehe hell. I`m finna qet to drankin DAMNIT.",
"Knock You Down is playing now...again!!! Cna my day get any better?? I love it!! How r u? Missed u",
"first of all i love your picture, PICTURE ****. & the boyfriend??? JACKIE. FML. WHY HAVEN`T YOU EMBRACED THE PHONE &",
"On the computer alllllllllllllllll day",
"hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?",
"_Kill_Boy That would be really great....except im not allowed to talk to boys on the phone long story...my fault",
"& to you matey",
"_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"my attention for the length of time to type this? Tell ya what, ill add old mans war to my wish list on amazon.",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there."
] | 364 |
Ah! Gotcha. Well, I`m curious to hear what you thought of Wolverine then. (if you actually went and saw it). | [
" Hope your son is okay!",
" http://twitpic.com/4woj2 - omgssh ang cute ng bby.!",
"just made a South-Korean email pal. Happy!",
"Eh, I`ve had better. I`m excited to see ryan hurley tomorrow",
" wish u was in the D!",
" What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!",
" Thanks, Nick. Means a lot coming from a designer of your caliber #symphonycms",
" I`m going big weekend cant wait to see u! x",
"has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good",
" You gave me the inspiration for my last update.",
" I hope u enjoyed it and your back is now feeling much more better God,its 1:20am...heading to bed God..too late..good night",
"Lebron maybe the MVP this year ... but I like the Lakers to win the NBA Title",
" thanks so much for that! i will most definitely pass that along to my amazing mother...",
" Done some book signings in Manchester. Nice people up there. Enjoy the week.",
"Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out there!! i love my mom! GOODNIGHT everyonee!! ?",
"Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land"
] | [
"aaauuuggghhh! in n out, check! mcdonald`s, check! haha, next is hot cheetos!",
"following `cause ordered it",
"Oh, that`s bad. I made that mistake once before but still managed to pass though. So maybe it isn`t as bad as he thinks?",
"_x Yepp. Do you Like Dylan or Cole Better?",
"So bored.... couldn`t go to a-kon...",
"I don`t feel good",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?",
"That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic",
"First impression of Silverlight: sadly, based on what I saw today, it`s quite problematic",
"no you didn`t, not more then me anyway",
"_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao",
"I saw the sun..... but then I blink and it was gone",
"I had some work to do, but my wrist hurts too much to do any of it.",
"****, that charming skater look is kind of....HOT! A hot mess Catherine pls don`t hate me for hitting on your friends. tnx",
"_louise so i can just watch that again x",
"I dont see it? where do u see it listed at cause I dont",
"my finger hurts cause its infected!",
": Yes, that`s what I was implying. Was a bit too subtle, as usual, I suppose.",
"St joe is dirty.",
"OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle",
"if i had a car",
"what about me I miss you too!",
"I could see your quote but not vote for it??",
"i`ll go for wanda sykes",
"oh il probs do wt i do every yaer watch the first one then watch the last couple of weeks lol",
"i was screaming like a maniac! But the thing was u couldn`t scream on the ride which sucked the fun out of everything so...",
"Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!",
"has a face mask on. hehe",
"Sometimes knowledge is not a good thing. http://digg.com/d1sPp7",
"i couldnt respond cuz i maxed out",
"I think I messed up my back, its been like this all day",
"didn`t have my camera with me totally regretting it now!",
"What do u see in her that i dont have",
"_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol",
"Oh no, that doesn`t sound good! better get it checked out.",
"Ahh I`m so confused what can I do? I don`t wanna run away but can I really handle a real relationship? What is love anyways.. False hope!",
"it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset",
"oh dear. (I`m sorry, but i laughed )",
"Oh.... great. I think I`m getting sick.",
"nnnaaa uhhhh playah! shawty aint got nun, maybe it was ur phone or mines but I wanted to hit me up when u left the studio",
"I shudder at the thought of what she was thinking she`d do with it if she`d managed to reclaim it...",
"Fail. If you fancy a pit stop and a cuppa you know where I am! lol",
"I have a sore tummy",
"any chance at getting to see this? I can be there within an hour",
"officially misses Quark. huhuhu! i had no heart hand partner and no one to dance with tonight! come home so... http://plurk.com/p/x2k1z",
"broken I can`t c it",
"Feels like im going to cough up a lung",
"_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me",
"why would u get in trouble with me, i did not follow the logic sorry",
"_jlh LOL That`s a special kind of magic, though! ;) And did you see the special on Discovery? They think Nessie died.",
"someone doesn`t feel good...",
"has such a freakin migraine",
"Truck has bit the dust, don`t know if I`ll make the Mustangs game tomorrow",
"Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses",
"TGIF. I don`t feel good.",
"I think i am getting a cold",
"Oh my Lord, I have no idea if any of this **** I spout is getting to anyone",
". he`s in bed sick. Heavy fever. Went to dr`s. Part of the reason i`m watching Aladdin 2 now and still haven`t been fed",
"that doesnt look good at all.",
"If someone in the family died you would of heard about it. Duhhhhhh. . .",
"_ oh i read that",
"Would you believe that I`m done with homework for the rest of my life?",
"I think I`ve heard of that song. I`ll listen to it tomorrow.",
"is sad yo hear about Ashleycat",
"That just means you were not trying hard enought",
"learning tat the scenic way din plan to go town but somehow was herded there?",
"How are you today!?",
"aww me sry that was me yesterday ....",
"LOL I can imagine you doing that. Ken said to let you know he agreed with a gazillion percent of what was being said.",
"Dad asked my why I was sticking my tongue out while I was ironing, and I told him it was so I didn`t burn my finger, as I burnt my finger",
"#jonaswebcast i just missed it!!!!",
": Where did you get a copy? I wanna watch that also.",
"that doesn`t sound like fun",
"hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?",
"Red? wtf happened to dark blue + black stripes?",
"I watched that too!!! I didnt want her to win, but she put up a good fight..lol",
"I feel like I haven`t talked to you in a really really long time.",
"`If I don`t believe in Him, why would He believe in me?` -Bring Me The Horizon A chill goes down my spine whenever I hear that line.",
"Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?",
"dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo",
"i know i was wrong. maybe i shouldnt did all of those **** things like that",
"Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.",
"booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8",
"I should be doing history.....",
"going to jack`s tribute match today",
"My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better",
"this aztec mask is harder then i thought! but u kno what, i think i did a pretty good job for not being an artist",
"'how do you like them apples' is from the movie Rio Bravo. Good Will Hunting make a lot more sense now.",
"That may be, I still don`t like hearing his name so much. #blackhawks #canucks",
"WTF!!!! LMAO!!! *Just got hit in the head with bloody balls*",
"Huh. I`ll have to try that (for no other reason then just to try it",
"I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!",
"I have a broken wrist",
"dissapointed in every way....confused... and damaged by the ugly love bug",
"i changedd my background its from picnik.",
"as a kid, i remember searching with the local video store owner in a godown , got a video tape with fungus badluck",
"awwww wat i was gonna buy myself something pretty nvm",
"you`re alive!!!!!! Go w/ The Notebook...it`ll make you cry and stuff",
"LOL said to look out for you - but I was in canberra -",
"OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing",
"know. hahah xD what cha doin?",
"thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.",
"I lied have yet to see good looking men",
"I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.",
"I don`t think I`m very well. Just in time for the weekend",
"you asked about my SF schedule, dahling...maybe next time",
"isnt going to the movies!! i got grounded",
"LOL NOPE, saw a show on TV that claimed so, figured i`d try and get my own non-media stats",
"I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.",
"Sick. With a flu like thing.",
"mega burguer was my lunch yesterday",
"hut myself in the face with a hammer earlier by accident obviously it hurts.",
"ouch! I can`t even look at that one, just knowing it exists it enough for me",
"man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma",
"boo...I thought being on the list meant it would be good to go looks like i`ll have to get a CF adapter for my dslr!",
"Choir assembly was bad it`s **** hot, yay!",
"what`s the matter chickadee?",
"HEY! i dont know how to use this ._."
] | 98 |
I need to buy it for the iPhone. It`s such a good app. Only works on WI-FI though | [
" Thanks! That will be you in October",
" The bag looks stylish. Congrats!",
"Forgot to set the alarm for a 6am ride Hope I can get in a few easy miles after work. Tomorrow: racin` the Gap!",
" Good Morning my Swedish Friend. I love the Meat Balls. haha",
" Awesome fortune cookie! I think you really WILL go to exotic places. Hope all is well!!!",
" You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.",
"- I LOVE YOU!!!! YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!!!",
" Okaii Cool! I Can`t Wait For The Series To Begin It`s Guna Be Awesome x",
" I really wish I could convince Brandon to move somewhere like that. All he wants to do is move to Lexington.",
"_shiny Thanks for the heads-up. You`re an hour ahead of me here.",
" not got virgin yet... not sure I can, tbh ... thanks anyway!",
" ... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms",
" haha! nice! Have fun doll! Hopefully I`ll see ya soon! I miss ur face!",
"True to form, Bank Holiday Monday looks like it might be rainy. Hope it holds off til later, family&friends plan walk and picnic today",
"i forgot how much i really needed music until i barely had any for about a week. but i have music now. yay!",
" Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks"
] | [
"Chang thay anh online gi ca",
"way i bought it today aswell now i have it twice cos i pre ordered it aswell cya later x!",
": I`ve got a fairly flat route available... the problem is I no longer have a fully functional bike to ride",
"WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...",
"forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age",
"Hello, I see your online, can u talk to me pleeez! From a fellow BAMF. lol",
"FACT 1: iHate DirecTV OnDemand w/a passion that burns w/the white hot intensity of 1000 suns. FACT 2: iMiss Comcast. Like a lot",
"I tried TD, but it battled with CS3 over my processor. Nambu is really good, but unintuitive",
"lol -catch me if u can",
"Me + court =",
"need to pass the exams",
"http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss",
"is playing MYBRUTE! follow me at: http://yhana09.mybrute.com",
"okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night",
"I could go for some Lulu`s or Slanted Door right about now. Tomorrow is the Farmer`s Market, right?",
"Just uploading photos from the cell...nothin like true candid-ness!",
":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew",
"nope i cant figure out how to get the updates on my blackberry. . . i need to go running too",
"i don`t even want to go to the store to get ice cream. i wasted a cute outfit on... sitting on my **** on twitter!!",
"cool its my P",
"_Cordon LOL, you`re welcome",
"can you get catacombs ffrom the cinemas? i tried to get it from my local one a little while ago and theyh didn`t have it.",
"Youuuu`re an aaass my aaass loooool",
"and the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com (missed it) but thanks for tweeting about it",
"Moving: nothing accessible. Camera broken, kitchen stuff in boxes, no internet. Makes it hard to cook or blog. get me to brooklyn!",
"don`t make me smite you! and yeah yeah it really does. No cuties for me",
"YES! I have my e-mail down to one window (most of which are marked for follow-up on Monday). all the dang paper still here tho",
"my iMac`s died keeps cutting out for no reason. Anyone recommend a good mac place for service / parts? Think I need a new power supply",
"I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings",
"So, just pointed out to me that she has not been able to be involved in this convo for lack an iPhone",
"only you babe. <3",
"_C I can`t find the original on blip.fm and the Ex Models version, not so much...",
"i tried phoning you",
"4n? ma rog never heard of it esti beat acum? u tweet too much",
"Enough already about Wolfram Alpha: The Next Google, Or the Next Cuil? http://bit.ly/6HESZ",
"was it for the vma`s? i guess so.. also wanna go to london in june for demi lovato concert, but no one`s going with me",
"That post was for",
"gl and say hi for me!",
"rblpnBro Not quite where I need to be here ... sad but true. Soon however all will be WELL 6wks ? http://blip.fm/~5z4ve",
"Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.",
"Sitting here twittering~~up at 3 am yuk! I want some messages! Blue Monday!!",
"I also have to make space on my computer for the game. I don`t meet the minimum requirements for Sims 3 at the moment",
"wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl",
"Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything",
"ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x",
"_august84 hahahaha now that is a spooky wish babes how about a lifetime supply of shoes with matching bags and constant weight?",
"Ugh I have a hedache; I may be cheap, but **** **** I still have class with how I roll",
"JUST like to clarify that I am a unable to acc. review vibrators as have not testrun any. *not an invitaiton for freebies",
"_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....",
"Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish",
"i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo",
"I need some free #fieldnotes because I can`t travel to North 3rd Street in Philly to buy my own.",
"U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR",
"ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.",
"Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own??",
"ugggh idk how to do that but i only wanna stop getting texts from twitterr -ilsE*",
"it`s the little thing that links us to England",
"Just got notified my podcast was accepted into iTunes. http://budurl.com/SBit Of course I then realized it was miss formated Fixed now.",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"I can only promise about 150 or so.",
"So aparently my Out of Sight album sampler cd only has the video on it",
"Morning peeps... If you need to get at me you know where I am... I`ll be around ? http://blip.fm/~5jtyh",
"LOOOOL chips and ketchup ya waili 3alaiiik! Let`s have some fish fingers I`m not too sure about baked beans though.",
"maybe it`ll listen to you dude it`s like three in the morning. what time is it over there?",
"-- No fair, I want a sticker but I just moved away from London",
"I need to watch Star Trek",
"Our Christian mobile directory is running! Just a month old Visit http://tiny.cc/caribdir",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"very much so You know I am coming now on Thursday too right, are there door sales ??",
"http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - lol wow I`m watching X-men: The last Stand right now too",
"and I have a gentleman`s agreement: Whoever wins the first match (or is it best of three?) pays for the other person`s copy.",
"why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!",
"_Idol Looking for a new SMS sending solution? http://promotion.itagg.com Get �6 FREE SMS with every iTAGG!",
"... Money money money... http://twitpic.com/664uz",
"Hey Split Rock -- I`d know that llama anywhere",
"but have you got , and twitted a link to it. No? Fail.",
"I thought all the Apple Store and/or Best Buy guys wanted on?!",
"maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff",
"i have perused the #fieldnotes website and it is good. too bad i must return to work",
"hi again, sorry was going to pass on your email to my assistant (Rel and Soc) and lost it. dm it to me, pls?",
"oo, oo, I must compete... let me login to my work email to see if I can top that",
"mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power",
"http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?",
"are you getting my messages or do you have to add me to recieve them, soz I`m new to this",
"Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72",
"Should work fine, as far as I know. *shrug* Maybe send a tweet to ?",
"Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though",
"I really need to update this more.",
"Dad just gave me his old BlackBerry. Not that old... But it doesn`t even have a scroll ball. I want that Bold.",
"Cancelling my JavaOne http://ff.im/3nzTH",
"U-Verse is up and blazing at 25Mbps. I don`t have anything to download though",
"dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::",
"I sent you a message.",
"My #followillfriday sucks because while I was teaching people how to be nice, you **** were drooling over Notion",
"is finally gotten online after logging 200km over the last two days on errands as the family driver http://plurk.com/p/wxz12",
"_watkins Oh my gosh ian i always miss you when your on",
"this chipotle line is out the door! but I really want it!!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!",
"California waiting, every little thing`s gotta be just right ? Putz, adoro essa banda",
"You should check yourz Rayne.",
"Adam Samberg + new moon trailor = good evening. Too bad my cable is off as of friday",
"gonna be in bed soon as Friday`s over soon, would like to plug in!!",
"i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa",
"were you roaming?? Same thing happen to me so I switched to AT&T.",
"I can Rome without Ceasar",
"in media still havnet found ipod",
"@ metro with achan",
"Tbh having no credit in your phone sux. i cant even text people to see what`s happening, like its totally grrrsville",
"_tina @_adriii guys i am literally going to sydney in the june/july hols. can we meet? i wanna try one of those lindt cafes!",
"i juz registered my cp in twitter, but my tweets wont go thru? Argh..Hmm wanna follow my idols lyk away from the PC..",
"the ordered me a new blackberry to arrive TUES! I may die between now and them without phone I have withdraws already",
"i`m on my mobile so it won`t let me but i can`t stop thinking about you ;)x",
"You know who helps me almost everyday?",
"I`m on Twitter now... how cool am I? and now let`s go to McDo",
"how do you call that number from the UK ?? I really want to call u but I don`t know how to xxxxxx",
"We don`t feel too comfortable using it. It`s not awful, but pretty icky. Scurrying to find a deal...",
"ahhhh.same here with Geometry, like i said b4, if i didn`t have it, i would be graduated!! so i feel ur pain hun!",
"Actual wiki entry 'The Million Dollar Homepage' made me just shake my head due to the fact that ... sometimes...somtimes things just work",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise"
] | 256 |
Hello TwitterFon. I`m so glad you`re back | [
" its definitely coming, hope ur ready!",
" thnx babe just call me when u finish it....",
"I received some excellent birthday presents! Party was the usual success.",
" I am sending healthy, healing thoughts in the mumborg`s direction.",
" You seem nice, you`re generous and you know your stuff",
" Thanks for the info",
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the Ladies... With all the moments we cherish with our children, today let those moments cherish you in return.",
" thanks I`ll check those out.",
" as a nj native, i thank u",
"Wow - the dude said I was better than Bobbi Lewis.. never heard the guy - but I take that as a compliment (just read the BL web site)",
"Just came back from my first city rooftop party Man, even when you`re next to THE New Yorker Bldg, it still gets pretty windy up there.",
" cup cakes are sooo yummy - but would have 2 have coffee chaser- u know where that can lead",
"just bought a good chocolate and a magazine... Later I`ll play comanche 4... My good saturday",
" Hope it went well! Was rooting for you both from the (not so) comfort(able world) of PhD application form-filling-in ****",
"_a_michael i plan on it! Goodnight",
" i wish i could sat but thats a super busy day sunday perhaps? playing football in dolores park too, youre welcome to come hang!"
] | [
"Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa",
"oh no my tweetdeck is malfunctioning :O il have web will its fixd",
"I did not twitt yesterday cause it was a very busy day but I`ll be back tomorrow BTW I can not sleep I`m like in zombie mode @_@",
"blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost",
"Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.",
"I miss you too!! And don`t say 'damn'!!! lol",
"Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @",
"i misss youhhhhhhh ci! Tell dem japenese ppl to give yu a computer or sumthinnn. Ya twit fam misssesss supa c!",
"....ok, sOooooooooo I DID that!! i`ve got u in the palm of my hand",
"60 days today i can`t believe it`s been 2 months. i`m nervous about what i`m gonna say later. but i`m gonna keep comin back.",
"amen to that brotha!",
"going to have bfast now",
"Im Duong in VietNam. Where r u from? I`m 19. I dont understand what you wrote down in twitter, please tell me! Thanks!",
"oh no its ok they are coming on just now x]",
"I got you today",
"Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey",
"Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.",
"My mind is calm & my heart is happy.. Life is good. ? Would it be ok if I took your breath away? ?",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!",
"This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr",
"O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!",
"haha, it`s okay to be different!",
"hi babe how you doing",
"Doing okay. How are you doing?",
"learning how to use twitter",
"OCHH ive got blister on my foot over the sun today its soo sore i supose yas dnt care hah just thaught i tweet it anyways",
"LOOPJAZZ yess!!! ez most bej�n",
"I did the dishes and I`m now on a train to Newcastle. Have to leave #nontweetinggirlfriend behind for 2 weeks, which is always a bit sad",
"LAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY MONDAY !! Bank Holiday Nicole why haven`t u direct msged me yet ?!!!",
"yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha",
"bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi",
"Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)",
"Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )",
"Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?",
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife`s tummy hurts. Just. Great.",
"wow the last hour of twittering that I`ve been doing has yet to be sent over to twitter.. guys bare w me...",
"Apparently it`s 21 degrees in Kilkenny now! And some comedy would be a great remedy to my boredom! Why the hell did I leave Kilkenny!?",
"- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .",
"At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09",
"haha! And Twitter! Hard though isn`****?!",
"Hey! Polka dots or black dress. Both very glam. Mobile twitter`s a bit **** at the mo.",
"Geoff posted a boo: Coming Home From Tenerife Boo http://boo.fm/b25651",
"As predicted i feel lyk **** gahh i hate bein ill!! At wrk tweet lata ****",
"lol! y does ur tweet sound like ur voice yelling at me lol!",
"Has no idea wtf Twitter is about but willing to give it a go! Going out for a bit!",
"thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick",
"Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! realy, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]",
"catching up on my reading... twitter n BF break",
"Almost time to say Good Bye to my twimulations. I`ll miss my tweeps",
"Hey i`m on FaceBook come check me out http://bit.ly/17jIy8 tell me ur username if you ADD ME",
"_Guy I�m afraid yes - both are true I hope u r not disappointed yet",
"SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY",
"_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..",
"I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"fickleness seems appropriate for a Twitter user",
"i been saying that the past 2 weeks that i miss playing spades and drinkin chillin.. the good old days.. let me know baby",
"It`s the weekend, its sunny..... and I got another puncture!!!",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"Just wrote lyrics to my new song exciting!I slept on a full stomach again it`s the worst feeling waking up and still feeling full euggh",
"and yes, I have seen your comment and yes, I did have the right answer. I`ll get over it.",
"I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?",
"now we are also on twitter follow us to know the latest!",
"ummm.. sure! i miss ya`ll alot too. i think you know who i meant.",
"!! I miss you too.",
"Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp",
"LMAO! I don`t fake being Paris anymore. Look at my bio ;) and by the way I can`t log onto your forum...",
"hey! thanks for following how is it going?",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"http://twitpic.com/4jk42 hey Gi! look at this pic of you and frankie that i took at the southend gig!",
"fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.",
"hahahahhahaha it was true! and i could really stretch out and stuff! shame rem`s dog got mad when i tried to put him in avi`s face",
"Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??",
"I`m not leaving yet!",
"_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!",
"Sigh only 1 problem though i need to call Stooopid LIME aka Cable and Wireless and have them reconnect my interent 2 day without net sads",
"Well, at least it`s not as bad as I thought. Found a new website to watch movies on and I gotta say.......it`s not bad, not bad at all",
"hey hunnie how are u?? I miss talkin to u! Ty for the follow",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"<< Finaly Back to home..",
"rblpnBro Not quite where I need to be here ... sad but true. Soon however all will be WELL 6wks ? http://blip.fm/~5z4ve",
"is hungry, twitter. i want food. </3",
"OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight",
"safe & easy travels Mills. I`ll miss u",
"see I told you I`m updating my personal site with lots of goodies check them out as they come http://www.dennisgomez.com",
"- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '",
"J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..",
"Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!",
"uff, ble litt trist av � lese den siste tweetsen din the challenge prooved too be tough!! :`(",
"um Mr. Deadly Sir . Can You Please Follow Me On twitter .",
"It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg",
"At work again, when the weather is beautifullll",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"gl and say hi for me!",
"heyy dude, yuup thats it really hows your monday? x",
"thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me",
"_cath a couple of years I knew you had one but I couldn`t find you for awhile..here you are!",
"_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun",
"I miss Bri. COME BACK FROM QUEENSLAND, ****! I have no one to sit next to in class. and drama is no fun without you. COME BACK, ****!",
"'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!",
"Need a tickettttt Gah. Ya you`ve got me on there, reason346.. Haven`t listened to dear Elliott for a few weeks...overdue..",
"Aren`t randoms what it`s about?!!! I LOVE that it`s Star Wars day - I didn`t realise and I can`t believe it`s almost over!",
"http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!",
"the no tweeting guilt trip didn`t stop you huh? I felt so bad!",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"Twitter stop being a **** and let me change my background image! (imagine a shiny NHL ring in the background)",
"this week of mine was not easy! but finally it`s over! (:",
"Hate to break every1`s heart but confirmation jus came in that Austin & Sophia do NOT & never had a twitter another sad day!!",
"Back from town and my Mac crashed on me but it`s better now",
"Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?",
"heyy. how are you?",
"Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there",
"I`m on msn now",
"You`ve been featured on #ykyat http://ykyat.com/~37nnd",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7"
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" well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!",
"is feeling very happy despite the amount of work that i need to do today!!! Happy times",
"is getting ready for bed. Happy Mother`s Day to all the mothers out there!",
"OMG!!! am luat examenul la SPSS! Me so happy!",
" hahaa your awesomee !",
"I`m wishing I was outside instead of trapped in my office.",
"Again.. check out http://www.myspace.com/therealfunkymonkey ....these guys rock this one too ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbc",
"correction...a hot coco in my NKOTB cup what a sweety!!!!",
"Happy mothers day mom.. i love yew...",
" Big Thanks Melody! Gotta love that sunshine-lots of vit D",
" Thanks! (followed me back)",
"Good Morning All! Hope everyone is doing well on this Monday! Thanks for all the #followfriday recos! I am blessed!",
"Dang baby i love you ma",
"goodnight and good bye to all of you, hope you have the best of dreams",
" Good luck whit the show tonite man, ill be watching",
"im determined to slarm around my house and eat egg sandwiches. and smoke a few bowls. sounds like a splendid evening to me"
] | [
"my myspace profile is OLLLD NEWSZ i need to editeditedittt",
"Ada acara menarik lain: Keys to the VIP di channel V. Ttg straight yg dikasih tasks to approach strangers in the crowd.. Hmm",
"catching up on my teevee shows.",
"so which one are you The Good, The Bad or The Ugly",
"someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party",
"So confused about what to do?",
"aww poor Caity :L add people n they will add you",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"dude, come on... at least rotate that ****!",
"we tried to DM you but your not following us",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"Anyone want to stop by Carl`s Jr and bring me a chicken club? Can barely walk...",
"ok...so i`m Twittin from my computer...its gonna be bad when i get on my phone.. cause ima be lost like ****",
"_cheryl Lucky, now I want to teleport",
"Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?",
"_lpz yeah text me!!! i wnat to go!!!!! but my car is broken!!",
"why I love so much, why your make me smile all the time? why your so special but i cant have u ? I get scared to try.",
"Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog",
"http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin",
"_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..",
"- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!",
"You guys need to get on me. It`s been 2 weeks since I`ve went on a cache hunt #geocaching",
"... same to you!",
"I`m only 6` 0'",
"haha calm down. Youll get ur shades. I`m still sick tho. So I`ll prolly knockout after",
"im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3",
"posting my first tweet!!",
"Ugh talk to me someone I`m really bored.",
"sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!",
"LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****",
"if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!",
"_rain i wanna see her hair hows everyone?",
"Oh you do? I have the ability to teleport",
"/drool. I still need to 100% the first one",
"not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested",
"_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****",
"too many Germ�n rodr�guez`s results. Which one are you? I mean, how do you look like in your profile picture?",
"slice you up a treat?",
"don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!",
"I want to party down!",
"starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!",
"I`ma say you should smudge yourself before I start calling people given the malicious action we pulled the other night",
"need to cheer up!",
"oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme",
"It looks as though I am sick little friends",
"Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.",
"(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7",
"Ten bucks says I know where your going and if it`s where I think it is....let me know if my boulder is still on the beach.",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"Blogging-- http://13tolife.us/ Mentioning links to contests where you might just win a free book or two!",
"I dont get twitter Someone help me!",
"Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!",
"I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food",
"not going out with them. there is another fatty i like and hopefully ill see him in when i`m in cali in 8 days. if hes not upset with me.",
"I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!",
"no prob, you have a sexy site there",
"is wondering what I did to get on the 'do not respond' list",
"morning Alex hope you will be tweeting lots today as we do miss you when you aren`t on here ****",
"Working on Canada Shoots information. Coming your way soon if you have expressed interest and I have your email address . Eh!!!",
"_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...",
"`erocka the ruler` i called you, but i see i gets the no love whats up with that?",
"No ways. If you can nab a youngster, go for it! My best friend swears by younger men - apparantly they can go for longer too!",
"I don`t know what im doing :S",
"www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyJvgnP9-vA sowwwwyy! U girls make me twisted all time",
"Yea, someone is getting the best of me.",
"Trying to figure out how to use this twitter thing Hahhh",
"Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??",
"phil! I miss you gracin ya with your presence I haven`t been on much what`s new?",
"_roe oh well. I`ve never seen him do anything before so I`m not gonna say anything.",
"I have one less follower That makes me sad and I feel like my life is dull and uninteresting.",
"now we are also on twitter follow us to know the latest!",
"OK! ~ you are such a wild one - can only imagine this one...",
"That`s it. I`m hooked.",
"Is going to school. leave me stuff.",
"A post on my Warhammer blog for anyone interested http://bit.ly/Uwl7M",
"Feeeel like ima die! Now on my way to rainforest. !! I need a girls spa day ASAP!",
"_Cat we all know and yes dont remind me im so effin jealous **** aust some times",
"aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here",
"_fisher Hey!! How are u??did u got my reply??",
"I`ve had that 'problem' too, being charmed fast, I mean. I`ll cross my fingers for you",
"what`s follow Friday?? Lol.",
"No trips planned yet but I`ll let you know if there is",
"say hi to Kimba for me",
"I need a wardrobe intervention",
"D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????",
"http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night",
"Did I miss you going to The Killers or is it soon? Are you excited? I remembered I needed to ask you",
"Nooo, I`m not in love. I`m just developing a crush. A small one. Heehee. My second one. Shadduppp.",
"i dnt think i can ever get tired of'The Climb'its just 1 of those sngs u`ll always remember ...",
"after I said hi how are you she did at double take & left. **** it I should have let her look around first",
"I dont know I didnt even realize it was gone let me put it up again...darn twitter!",
"grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.",
"what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:",
"Sonny you are a mystery man! I`m into it thoughh.",
"50 Kayla-lee, i think your the only one that knows what that number means lol x",
"_Marls Nah I got bare work to do, 3 weeks left and I`m bare behind",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"hm... i don`t I can recommend any white chocolates though.. you have to move to the `dark` side first..",
"I need a code",
"hey! not much, you?",
"Ohhh Ladyhawke is on channel 4 I sort of have a thing for Rutger Hauer http://twitpic.com/4jbzv",
"Google ... show me apples ... I only want to see images with green in them: http://tinyurl.com/clrbau COOL",
"Yup. Most of my hacks are all for fun Here`s a quick video I made of it. I`ll follow up when it`s done. http://bit.ly/3xm7D",
"fickleness seems appropriate for a Twitter user",
"check out the flyer i designed for the notary and retrograde: http://rachellovespeace.blogspot.com let me know what you think",
"Waiting for my momma so i can go to Chase and see what the hell they doin with my money. i miss WAMU",
"I`ve been busy and chained to my laptop I`ll be at Webcom Wed afternoon, then likely Yul Blog. See you there?",
"So-so, thanks I`ve uploaded a new campaign vid, will post the link in a few mins. how are you doing, babe??",
"MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%",
"Thinks my 'not girlfriend' needs to not be a douchebag right now... i`m not in the mood to feel neglected",
"hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back",
"I WANNA GO THERE, WHERE YOU GO. I WANNA FIND OUT WHAT YOU KNOW.. DAVID AND MILEYYYYYY! ??",
"I think me gettin a physical change",
"ugggh idk how to do that but i only wanna stop getting texts from twitterr -ilsE*",
"_B if you`re in leeds you can have one from me",
"perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol",
"please do I`ll settle for cheap cider for meeting deadline. Have you seen our new blog at www.havealovelytime.com?",
"im sorry. i dont wanna cuz of how u act. u just turn right around and ignore me and all that",
"wow the last hour of twittering that I`ve been doing has yet to be sent over to twitter.. guys bare w me...",
"anytime buddy I c u @ 701!"
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: Awesome. Tell me if its good. I might watch it | [
" i know ridiculous! we never got to hang out i love chicago and want to go shopping... so a trip sounds like fun",
"Finally a Black Disney princess.",
" great!! i`ve gpt tp put the lyrics in, finsih the background, then go over some writing, and then done!!",
"Happy Mommy`s Day to all the mothers in the world!",
" hahah i loveeee him though.",
" : Come to VietNam to make a live Show Miley. there are so much fans love you at Viet Nam",
"ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice",
" http://twitpic.com/4vvou - Ok...I LOVE IT!! Melika come on do your make-up like this next time we go out",
"Going downstairs for more coffee and socialising Wow... Only 4:16?.. Gives me time for French later",
" guessing... Ran 4 miles & gym? Superman you oxox",
"in San Jose. having good time w/ bros. Also helped dad edit next Holy Land brochure. wish I could go!",
"Cleaning all day today after he runs off to do his stuff and setting my schedule for the week. I feel much better now and calmer too!",
" I think I left my conference feedback sheet in my bag. Oops. Just say Excellent for everything Found out about it from you",
"Can`t believe i`m spending my lunch break inside @ my desk",
" i can`t wait! its most definately going to be amazing. <3 michelle",
" Hey Mary! This Is My Twitter (Karishmaa1) Luvv Youu ?"
] | [
"buy one of my shirts at http://www.districtlines.com/revertfashion you know you want to",
"Watching a movie with sam",
"Abrams has his quirks for sure. I`ll summarize my post like this: decent flick, but NOT a 'Star Trek' story.",
"what have you been up to ?",
"live chat soooon most likely.",
"I`ll put your name on the list",
"well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show. lay on the guilt again.",
"Watching ET today! <3 Supposed to have a clip from New Moon Hating Drag Me To Hell",
"looking forward to the finale of the RACE next week! Missing my castle girls though... Any and all Race fans welcome to watch chez moi...",
"OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT",
"ill buy you one",
"naw...I`ll keep you in. Turns out you have the odd nugget of wisdom.",
"I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?",
"Drinkin` Chai tea and not sleeping.. and checkin` out some cool peeps",
"WOW never seen him before , he`s bloody awesome , I think bcoz George won last year however could be bad for him x",
"watching supernatural those boys can hunt me any day <3 haha",
"That post was for",
"Coffee didn`t turn out good tiday but excellent!",
"glad 2hear it kerry!!! didnt know u were on gmtv this morning & i missed it!",
"I said hi to u",
"You`ve got a deal!",
"I say it`s in the cards.",
"I`ll go now.I`ll watch teen nick!",
"thanks for reading my blog. and for laughing at MY PERILS AND TRAGEDIES! ****Cries****",
"yes2 bgt! if everything goes well i`ll catch their reunion concert",
"All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.",
"Lol. She`s offering me a case of guiness! can you one up her? If you buy me two I`ll stay. Let`s start the bidding wars",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"i think i`ll pass the worm! haha, but good morning!",
"awww too bad I won`t be there - I`d entertain the thought of entering",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"Doin the **** Thing Here at the Crib..Bout to Watch Star Trek... Yup",
"Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.",
"TV time see yall later! xoxo",
"Lol Only if you make me that cookie. I`ll hit you up.",
"Yay, watching Supernatural .. Great way to end a hard day. I miss you Jesse.",
"no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good",
"Absolutely! Lookin` forward to it",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered",
"Peek-a-boo!! i can see you!!",
"I`m game, too bad your leaving HI!",
"Did find it weird as I think u gave me a ff recommendation too. All sorted then. I can vote for legalisation of pot too if u want",
"Fakin` kisha...just my luck!",
"WHAT?! i was wanting to see that show!!",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"I would think you`d want to follow me.",
"IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)",
"I will take a pic for you",
"says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?",
"_ Leiiin I can play the introoo",
"see I told you I`m updating my personal site with lots of goodies check them out as they come http://www.dennisgomez.com",
"why have i not heard of said show?",
"n e uterus u wanna rub??? lol its ok u can tell me",
"naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho",
"wants to increased my karma ~ http://plurk.com/p/suiva",
"no, i do better with people i don`t know you`re going to chiodos tonight, right? just kill something for me.",
"http://onoir.com try to go if you can. I tell everyone who goes to Montreal to check it out. Even people who live there",
"ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???",
"iigghhtt, just fur geet it. idc. idk. eh blah ugh. blah idk... hah..=] um yah.. immboredddd, ugh ill just fuckitt",
"yeah, ok, that`ll probably happen too.",
"Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL",
"http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.",
"You can be Cinderelliiee",
"yea me too lol",
"just got my BMTH concert tickets ? youknowimsofreshtilldeath?",
"Cover the tomm. event baby! Id like a live blogging on it",
"Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto",
"Man tha mojitos from earlier got me feelin type funny. Hope I don`t get sick http://myloc.me/20DD",
"oops, me and my drunken stupor lol. Ima check it out",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.",
"Has no idea wtf Twitter is about but willing to give it a go! Going out for a bit!",
"Exploring Twitter`s world! me 2",
"awww. If I coukd send it from my phone I would. What kind of flair would you like?",
": Omg! I never got your message so I didn`t notice until I was looking back a ways! Sorry, that was a good idea though...lol",
"i see you there",
"lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie",
"I want to be at",
"going to watch a dvd with hubby,`Eagle Eye`, twit u all 2morrow, cia",
"ahh that would rock",
"It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!",
"Hehe. Yeah, me too. or I would totally write it. XD",
"I will post it later. Its not on my comp",
"hmmm really??? that`s weird idk about that one sowwy",
"http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song",
"but it was kinda funny, sorry. ur still my favorite tho",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"boo you can come over and we`ll watch telenovelas and braid each others hair.",
"It depends if you are having fun or not...",
"the apartment is starting to feel like mine.",
"maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff",
"I think me gettin a physical change",
"_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week",
"So vacation is good so far?",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"oh you and had free drinks?! thats wasup..Im givin up drinkin for a lil bit",
"idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties",
"booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8",
"Definitely! I have usually found that critics know virtually nothing of what constitutes a good movie. Rarely am I wrong.",
"http://tinyurl.com/67sk5r Follow my blog and I`ll follow yours",
"LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far",
"I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...",
"aww I have to go to class on that day... So imma do some weird half day thing just cause I wanna see what it`s about",
"Thanxx for following me",
"haha maybe someday I will be your publicist! that`s what i am going to school for",
"You charmer Do you like football too?",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"hi.wanna see 17 again again with me ;) i`ll fly to cali and see it with you",
"your right.... How was your trip",
"haha I just playing",
"Not sure yet... they said we`ll see",
"Hello How are you",
"broken my leg comment me please",
"Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...",
"Yeaup. I was gonna tell ya that",
"Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks",
"Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc"
] | 288 |
@ MGM grand, mraz on stage! No doubling back opener. lots of old memories flooding back | [
" And I still recall how helpful you were way back when as I struggled on an AR contest question...",
"up and reading the (maltese) sunday newspaper over coffee... Aaaah.. Glorious Sundays",
"Wooow, I haven`t charged my iPod Touch all day today, and it`s still ALIVE! That`s so coolio",
" http://twitpic.com/2zemt - aww *-* she has very cute smile",
" that is really brilliant!",
" ha ha, and what game is that? i like games",
" oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf",
"Makeup + cute dress = I`m ready to go",
" Oh very nice! I hope you have a wonderfully relaxing day!",
" #warmfuzzies to you, my friend",
" aww i will keep sending it ;)",
"listing to music while putting the finishing touches on my mothers day present and the cool part is it didn`t cost my a thing",
"watching #f1. I live near Montmel�, I`m so excited about this race",
" lmao I need a shopping partner today.",
"watching this african music show on the tele me loves ittttt",
"My lesson is finally done for tomorrow morning. I am looking forward to speaking to the high schoolers on dating."
] | [
"_tifullyTragic ... in London last night so give it a few hours & I`m sure a few will appear",
"I missed you yesterday, Lacey. We get to go to granulation tonight, though.",
"and by the way it`s short stack, not sway sway sway sway baby is a song of theirs",
"30 year old Barbie dolls still can rock it...that girl was H-O-T! and Ken ain`t so bad either! now those are memories!",
"has to go to sleep but is not sleepy at all!!",
"_Guy I�m afraid yes - both are true I hope u r not disappointed yet",
"had a good day but im now skint again",
"SNL with Justin Timberlake!",
"life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!",
"Not well again it`s definitely not hayfever",
"totally! except we can`t ride on the sidewalk like when we were kids. a lot more safe than on the road with crazy drivers.",
"soooo over ppl telling me they went to the tonite show!!! Ive had dreams of meeting him I`m embarrassd of that a lil LOL",
"denial can be very powerful",
"_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.",
"but im not complaining.",
"was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha",
"Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.",
"man, i ain`t been without V`s presence in a minute...i feel like a lil kid with no momma",
"is back here in plurk. http://plurk.com/p/rq5ru",
"no.1 dont really mean anything to me anymore :L it did when good old top of the pops was on every sat or friday or something",
"in 7-11 w/o you",
"LOL watching Big Bang Theory latest episode",
"_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out",
"I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!",
"No surprise there. They probably don`t know themselves where it is",
"Yeah, Sabrina..though I keep thinking it`s something else. Cary Grant ain`t too shabby either. Bringing up Baby",
"There is good cholesterol. There are no good tumors.",
"I`m going to miss the seniors so much! Don`t goo!",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"Ah So you`ve seen both. (Either way, you get to experience the fantasy of sound and shock waves in the vacuum of space. Heh.)",
"Back again. Almost the last haul. - at Wagner`s Casa in Bend http://shz.me/5ke",
"Did you get to meet Ace Frehley? Love his guitar playing. Not sure how coherent a speaker he might/might not be.",
"RB vi...t.y both ? http://blip.fm/~5jfu9",
"And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly",
"yes`ma... for an after party too after the show next week.",
"having Bigi & Tokyo Fashion Spree tmr Check out SIH web ^____^",
"on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"is feeling so giddy and wanna go home.",
"Webcams Hoepfner Burgfest in #Karlsruhe: Automatic reload #fail http://bit.ly/Vdtvf",
"is really really ready!",
"did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks",
"Currently 52� in Msla, not a cloud in the sky, no humidity, gonna get into the 80s today, and I`m...working.",
"wasnt it sad? was the 3d good?",
"I actually participated in lit today :p Also, it better not rain",
"The Palm pre doesn`t record video",
":kwanghock it is the Hao Da Za Ji Pa?? I miss the food there so much??",
"_rockstar umm how bout em?..aint get 2 see da game but i see dey survived anotha game of da series due to notin but Lebron im guessin",
"I no longer have a ticket for ny",
"NO GO ROVE GO THE MCMANUS` adam is cool tho",
"_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad",
"what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?",
"is home alone.. Doing hw",
"actually did progressive studying today..",
"I`m gettin ready for my trip back to MA... I don`t wanna leave!",
"wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out",
"is tired if ppl **** talking",
"Great day yesterday. Good win for Forest, some celebratory `staying up` drinks, a trip to an unsuccesful bbq and �1.50 Stellas in Scream",
"... Waited for the band before the Singapore show, met Chris M and got tickets... Nothing you don`t know!",
"07 !!! It`s bloody quick,, even my gran could drift it http://twitpic.com/4ja93",
"is back from the park and is very sunburnt cant wait 4 2night,and is gonna get smashed..bein sober jst wnt b as fun!",
"is working it out allll day long.",
"i`ve just woken up",
"On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long",
"_Megan_**** Thats all i`ve seen too 5 till 7 is the 2 hours I normally sleep so I missed it :mad: haha",
"had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.",
"Cramps . . .",
"yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x",
"I just watched that episode again last night.",
"_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there",
"and he REALLY doesn`t like Shiny Happy People. I`m a local REM expert btw. Saw them for the first time in 1986.",
"We have a tour of students this morning: huge pick-up for Mothers day:speaking for a luncheon:100 planters to do: nothing boring here",
"I am NOT in the mood for a long car drive",
"i been saying that the past 2 weeks that i miss playing spades and drinkin chillin.. the good old days.. let me know baby",
"oh ****! I completely forgot about Thirsty Thursday! oh. my. gaga. this sucks",
"OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight",
"hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks",
"_kimmeh Me too, I miss it. I, however, will #humpthestump for the rest of my life.",
"My ear are popping.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)",
"Have to listen to samples to make sure I`m thinking of the same stuff. Loud, odd, Zorn-y stuff as I recall. Not Mr. Bungle.",
"ur linky no worky",
"hmmm really??? that`s weird idk about that one sowwy",
"welcome back to school, don`t study too hard, take time off and smell roses too",
"two. Just going to visit someone",
"Grilled again for dinner last night for the senior`s final kairos dinner Had steak, spicy mango sausages, hot wings, grilled vegi, corn!",
"_Houdin blind faith. Thats a crack-up",
"WTF rehearsal off got to space and room was booked and the brothers have stuff right after so we cant transfer to another room studio",
"4X4s are the shizz",
"Got a day of painting",
"Wow slept in with no dolidh here to wake me up",
"says just passed by to say hi busy with movie task from school =. = http://plurk.com/p/rozcz",
"last sunday before going home!",
"its bout smoking weed",
"IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)",
"We don`t have either of those here.",
"yup then we are a day older",
"haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese",
"No one to rub it in",
"You`ll be waiting a loooong time",
"yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx",
"At anthony`s for prom.",
"Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!",
"Is waiting for Foreigner start",
"Had a little romantic date with suzy in uptown",
"my n95 hacked no signing needed.. thx OPDA",
"thats funny.. actually.. i could use a haircut...might be growing it out thru August for Woodstock Anniversary Party....40 yrs",
"ya`ll going out without me",
"I think it`s going to be a LONNNGG Weekend, but not the 3 day kind.",
"the end when they sing this is me and when they sing play my music",
"Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me",
"Gossip Fluffodile here. The latest? Mad night with Teg, Jack, Lou, Tess and Frey. Had a gender war. But I was v. sad for a friend also",
"it was just the handle tg",
"_Cat we all know and yes dont remind me im so effin jealous **** aust some times",
"http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again",
"hey, you know the trailers before hannah montana? is there a jonas brothers 3D concert experience trailer? x",
"jazzy we should be in vegas w A team",
"is looking at that person from a very different pov. never thought i`d see this day arrive!",
"had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say",
"That`s true. Unfortunately, the leads in the movies don`t die on such a high note. It`s more the Friday The 13th model"
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Hi Isla! I hope it does, too. | [
" (RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??",
" Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!",
"? I had great time in Boston. Thanks to my baby girl. http://plurk.com/p/rplmy",
"Happy Mother`s Day to all the mommies out there...we love you.",
" me too dawg thanks so much!",
"Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb",
"Happy Mothers Day to all the mom`s around Hope you have a wonderful day!",
"school for a bit. glad jake got the day off",
" I wish I could have time for my xbox project all tied",
"I am watchinggg the new video of Its sooo good Addicted!",
" Moral support for students",
" knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!",
"_Henrie hey david, you`re hot",
"Just started on here and i already see and are by far the biggest talkers, er, i mean tweeters!",
"Come on all you lovely fans Number 14 in the Local pop Charts Let launch an assault on the number 1 slot!!! www,reverbnation.com/suki ...",
"My 2 favorite things. Fuzzball and Swine Flu http://tinyurl.com/dhpol7"
] | [
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"I know - no probs. The driving bit always gets to me this time of the ac. year Which bit of sea are you going to? Aber?",
"Yea baby!! Im gonna miss you so much",
"ahhhh.same here with Geometry, like i said b4, if i didn`t have it, i would be graduated!! so i feel ur pain hun!",
"lmao!!! ummm duh gurl I need to buy me some more v-necks I like em!!!",
"http://twitpic.com/67uc7 - can you lend me one? I have a cold too",
"_breannarose fuuuuuuck idk if andy can get youuuu",
"Has that sinking feeling that it`s all about to go **** up.....bracing myself for the comedown",
"_Stokoe I bet! I can imagine how much work it is making a movie. I can`t wait to see it",
"looking forward to the finale of the RACE next week! Missing my castle girls though... Any and all Race fans welcome to watch chez moi...",
"Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )",
"Yeah, I think you`re hyper enough girly.",
"Hey Esmee. How U doing?",
"ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622",
"in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?",
"Photo: So I still havn�t hooked up my editing comp I know you guys miss my artwork, so I�ve decided to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1wetiq",
"in santa clara a long way from hoe, well not that far. it sure seems like it.",
"_B if you`re in leeds you can have one from me",
"_x Haha, You sound like lizzie :L she`s got a sister who is older than her, and she`s like argh :@ all the time",
"Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!",
"#sometimes also emoticons sometimes",
"gonna get off to try and catch some Z`s, no more high school after tomorrow! which really sucks i wish i didn.. http://tinyurl.com/lk9ag8",
"_ftw awh i`m sorry i`m probably going to do the same thing haha.",
"I wish you where going to be in the Saga",
"evryone come here http://www.blogtv.com/People/GinaNicole2 were spamming so much and blogtv is glitching and it might work",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg",
"Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!",
"_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes",
"i know i`m changin it again",
"nt online & mayb next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"I`m having the same problem",
"Sweetie, if you refuse to offend, who will? We expect it -- nay, we count on it.",
"iigghhtt, just fur geet it. idc. idk. eh blah ugh. blah idk... hah..=] um yah.. immboredddd, ugh ill just fuckitt",
"Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)",
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh friday..and I work tomorrow",
"Then I guess that makes me Dot?",
"SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL",
"Getting somewhere with my first 'real' KiokuDB and catalyst app, yay",
"You lucky girl! I also wanna see them (again LOL) I wish they`d come to europe again, but I doubt that",
"word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol",
"yay!! we`ll all move!! sorry dh is being Grr... ****",
"sorry you wouldn`t believe how much feedback we got on that menu bar icon. the next version will be a lot more subtle",
"check out my twitpic telling people to buy your album! http://www.twitpic.com/4jhn7",
"I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats",
"Alough I will hold you to your word now for when I need rain",
"mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous.... http://bit.ly/NgnaR",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"Wait... and ... Electrik Red or Richgirl? I`m a sucker for the later",
"awwwww would a virtual high five make it any better?",
"Yep! Tail between legs!",
"Adem in, adem uit",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"At the concert! I hope makes a guest appearance",
"If i say PLEASE REPLY TO ME DOUGIE, will you do it? I double dare you",
"Just thinking that it will all pay off in the end.",
"oo, oo, I must compete... let me login to my work email to see if I can top that",
"Well, my aunts dog died. I understand how devastated she is. I`ll probably head over there soon for support",
"no cuz i feel the same way....",
"Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...",
"fingers crossed that my neighbor can sign for my UPS package today, otherwise it may be bye-bye pretty skirts",
"*phew* Will make a note in case anyone else runs into the same issue�",
"you certainly can, and good morning to you",
"http://tinyurl.com/67sk5r Follow my blog and I`ll follow yours",
"sure i can talk....the fabulous **** part though is out sorry dear",
"Ok. Night sweet people I`ll look for ya tomorrow",
"_Lovato oh I see. Thanks for replying. anyway, how are you?",
"Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend",
"Thank you! You should know that I am both happy and sad (all at the same time) to know that. You`ve got 'The Right Stuff'",
"still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important",
"ROFL - me too.",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
"thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!",
"Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p",
"yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile",
"I day til NYC!!!! and the journey soon begins!!! Music baby",
"please check out www.mysweetebony.com and lmk what you think ... my first paysite ... post up your site too!",
"ohhh baby!!! PDGG! ahh! im missing it! ahhh hehaheahaaaa",
"Till then ..Ice Cream!",
"I`m thinking that you, me, , + should have it out over some vin in HK",
"_bree say hi to the otters! They are my favorite- besides the fact they are slowly killing themselves with each shell they open.",
"....yup stil at work",
"Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"Aye. Now I want cheesecake",
"Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat",
"Yup is ace film tho",
"hey! thanks for following how is it going?",
"a couple of YEARS? I may die without my Kateage. *keeps fingers crossed for you tho*",
"ok i got you! Knight!",
"NEW FRIEND?? hmmm... tell me more",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"ooh, work im afarid looking forward to a sunny weekeknd tho!!!",
"On the way to sthlm - it will maybe be a movie // cool http://gykd.net",
"not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.",
"oh how i wish there were chick a filas by me i`m definently jealous.",
"GRRRR!!! It`s BACK!!!!! And what I mean is my headache But on the * * bright side....it`s only on one side!!!! /\\/\\/\\/\\/\\",
"white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the new drummer youre mean",
"says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5",
"No sadly its not bit disappointed will try again later see if i change my mind",
"You`re welcome! How much longer until it`s colored in?",
"talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!",
"Hoooray! I`m hooked already",
"Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Softshock",
"Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol",
"Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>",
"I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much",
"on a day like this...",
"Unfortunately, that`s how it usually goes. In answer to yesterday...I`m okay. Things may be looking up. Miss talking to you.",
"I hear you sister!! Same here.",
"Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today",
"If someone have a friendster profy!,.just add me!,.ayt!?,.lol!,.http://bit.ly/UsPlN !",
"SHOUT OUT TO NIKKI....PLEASSSEEE (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.",
"��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write",
"loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe",
"playing bejewled on facebook.. **** it i want a higherscore!",
"Yeah, It`s not available on Public market yet. but will be soon. looking forward. I`m sunburnt arms are itching. boo hoo!!!!!!",
"It`s Alright,It`s Ok-Ashley Tisdale",
"oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme"
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thanks for the answer I had been wondering the whole week | [
"Good episode of Top Gear tonight.",
" coool thanks a lot ****",
" Never been to the USA before It would be great to the cruise/tour next year. Whatever it is its gonna be a blast",
"**** just spent a week whole of pay on shopping oh well i`m happy!!!",
"Ahhh mothers day My first one YAY!!!",
" Yes, soak it up for sure. It`s gonna be fast n furious. Only one show this year More reason to revel in the moment.",
" Perfect. Thank you. Enjoy your sunday of no work",
"Happy mother`s day nfty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"converting the Armin Only - Imagine concert for my iPhone... fun fun",
" Uh oh! Hope nothing too damaged.",
" Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!",
"Went to see 'UP'. It was a really good movie that pulls at the heart strings i highly recommend it",
"_berra happy bday stevie bee...and if u want followers u have to get a little more tweety may babies r the best! i`m the 12th",
" i love you. don`t leave me!",
" very cute and pretty",
"That poor girl on britains got talent, god love her forgot the words and cried but gets a second chance to perform again : ]"
] | [
"Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me",
"driving past Tattered Cover w/o stopping promising myself to make time next week.",
"Wow, really? I didn`t know it was that serious. Well that sucks. Texas must have been chock full of asbestos.",
"Oh right,sorry,now i get ya,But still 3000 email`s,wow,cool",
"_ oh i read that",
"Thank you! You should know that I am both happy and sad (all at the same time) to know that. You`ve got 'The Right Stuff'",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed",
"back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV",
"don`t know it really hurt my arm. guess you have to booze me.. or just ask or if you don`t believe me!",
"its not just you - its properly dragged this week",
"is feeling her eyes burned-fried after 10 hours attached to the screen uploading new summer clothing for my store www.Chittypulga.com",
"Just left you a message! Hope you get it",
"_mactastic I dunno ;p How`d I end up waking up at 2 am? It`s a mysterious world",
"I`ve had the week off too...but I have Biology exams to revise for so my Bones time is limited",
"Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol",
"I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now",
"is back to revision. Bye bye Hannah <3",
"My club card and picture and I just cured world hunger! And made of gold! This thing is awesome! Too bad you don`t have yours.",
"Rest In Peace ADaM 12 & GLeNN EPPS.... Gone but never forgotten... what a week ...Loud in da air 4 ya",
"It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg",
"Waaaa. I ran my machine problem! Yeah!",
"i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'",
"feeling any better hon?",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"Why online one download this week?",
"Back at home. At the moment I�m speaking to my aunt on the telephone and Darius is neighting in the backround... Miss my little horse",
"_leigh u know wut devy dev it sure does suck havin no ID!! My weekends r gone miserable for 3 weeks so drink 4 me plz!!",
"is house bound with acute mumps bad times.... whole day ov supernatural me thinks x",
"Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!",
"Going to REtake my Softball photo because Patrick`s Studio is a piece of ****. Back here for chores. Some Friday, huh?",
"Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute",
"_Bizzle Checkin that out right now",
"I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?",
"ahhhh.same here with Geometry, like i said b4, if i didn`t have it, i would be graduated!! so i feel ur pain hun!",
"What do you think I`m doing at the moment? Yeah you guessed it http://www.phoenixfm.com/listen-now.php",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Sigh only 1 problem though i need to call Stooopid LIME aka Cable and Wireless and have them reconnect my interent 2 day without net sads",
"alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both",
"_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow",
"darn! now we have to go through the WHOLE weekend without em`",
"because I just lost my first Field Notes notebook 6 pages before filling it up!! RIP #fieldnotes",
"I`m currently using MicroPlaza which I found via a link in the comments on your blog http://bit.ly/ABRJp",
"reaons not worth it; drunk for no reason, depressed about revision, nothing happened. Reason`s worth it:Matt, ...after that? i dunno",
"bout to watch notorious cause that`s how i`m feelin now. wish i could eat something, but i can`t. surgery tomorrow. no food til saturday",
"absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday",
"yeah but i missed it 2nite",
"*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"awww, im so sorry hun im sure she didn`t do it on purpose though, she seems so sweet! Maybe it was a 24 hour thing? :s",
"I`ve already been cleaning for over an hour!!! So much more http://twitpic.com/67gzx",
"tis` cool..I still stand by my former proclamation! I`m just stubborn that way! #rebellioustwitwhoknowsacoolcatcook lol",
"what am i doing? what can i do?",
"spent the whole day editing in Pro Tools...i luvvv this thing and am becoming quite the pro, but it gives me insane headaches.",
"pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl",
"_Tech_Update Do you know your Nutty Newsire twitterfeed ones are coming through w/o links? I can`t be lazy without the links...LOL",
"dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking",
"short work week for me",
"_erincharde yea as an afterthought",
"**** i shouldnt have left!",
"Okay, whats up with twitter,, :/ my laptop is completely broke, and now my computer is acting up so I dont reckon I will be on for t ...",
"well,only one week left of my holidays,sad sad",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"just got back from donating blood",
"still no direct message for me. what the hell am I complaining about? i`ll c ya in 27. if u don`t answer i`ll ask in 5*.",
"i got peanut butter in my beard it felt weird after... and axe body wash burnt my eyes... but now they`re okay.",
"YAY YOU! So proud of you! and I`m not even being sarcastic. Even though you told me to shut the **** up.",
"Aw what about me",
"New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow",
"Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??",
"My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me",
"_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb",
"just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hit a cleaner",
"Monday, Monday. Mr. Cade is home on the couch & I have lots to do today!",
"I`m very sorry for the little disturbance at #SAPInsidetrack in Palo Alto! Just went into a debugging session when lines unmuted",
"it was just true and you do cause me to having dirty thoughts lol well also some other dude, huh? ;) xoxo",
"weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time",
"http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?",
"I`m still at Disney (just trained at Soarin), Rose is the same, we applied for an apartment last night, and Eric lost his job",
"_juansimon God I`m bored. Wish we could`ve done something 2night!",
"urgh, over slept for work, still done no revision and im SO snappy today. having a total fat day too",
"I`m completely exhausted thanks to yesterday. Can I go home yet?",
"ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!",
"(votes) sadly no.. but did you vote for my log yet? I`m gonna vote for yours",
"_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol",
"the no tweeting guilt trip didn`t stop you huh? I felt so bad!",
"hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D",
"I left that for people to complete",
"so i feel like **** for saying HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAYY.. i`m only a month late",
"sitting in awe that the price to renew my laptops warranty has doubled in a matter of weeks",
"frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor",
"Misses JP I do not know what to do and iv given myself a headache thinking about it, just makes me want to cry",
"_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding",
"Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep",
"absolutley gutted i am this ill when a) it`s this sunny outside and b) i have **** loads of revision to do for my c) exam on tuesday",
"I GET IT. YOU ESPLAINED IT TO ME AWHILE AGO.",
"I dunno...I thought I was funny",
"time to do some revision while listening to albums non-stop all day, again!",
"Lucky you...my day has gone by with large amount of boredom...and a little stress. The detalis can get a bit gruesome",
"the second i hit reply to that tweet i was asked to stop playing music. i am now sad. someone sing to me. on or off key works!",
"I got my copy yesterday, too, although right now I`m digging into Scala, so can`t read it just yet...",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"Hello everybody! I`m back on the job, back from the children camp (someone had to look after my sis` pupils)... and totally exhausted",
"Glad to hear you`re okay. Could have really hurt, by the sounds of it. Is the couch okay? lol",
"_illustrated Me Too! Its hard to argue w/ him `cause he makes some great points, i just can`t wrap my heart around that one",
"_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.",
"http://bit.ly/QQe7B heres the link i`ll be talking to you on hereeeeee about it during the movie (x",
"I added it, are you still awake?",
"Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan",
"took a math test today. The day before the test, the teacher says bring your calculator. Luke was confident. Teacher decided no calcs.",
"[Somewhere - Within Temptation] returned to mysefl. Keep working hard till June",
"D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????",
"You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv",
"LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!",
"Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....",
"'Thick as pig **** - went to Oxford' - Helena`s (Cantab) friend`s description of me to her boyfriend, yesterday...",
"Not so good at remembering to do this twitter thing, sorry everybody! I leave for Tibet today...with a head cold",
"Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!",
"my brain is gonna explode, a minute from now ) it is full of numbers @-) this should be the cliiimb. :-j i`m climbing the: mt. numbers."
] | 1,010 |
me too! i wish it would just say who has unfollowed | [
"loves the way the sky looks now i.e. no cloud at all. but that would only mean that it`s ultra hot outside.... http://plurk.com/p/rpb7t",
" yes........there are many cool things americans cannot watch",
"Another HD - my lecturer was gob smacked by how good our presentation was",
"the boys didn`t finish their tacos so now I`m eating them happily",
"I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!",
" In case no one gave you a heads up, AT&T just put out an iPhone app for account management (MyWireless) I`d love to see a review",
"At TGC concert good to see old friends and remember the old times!",
"had a awesome day!",
"movie then sleep! Today was good day [{H!--D3ff}]",
"hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68",
" awww I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD",
"As of today, _a_Bo0 and I have been going out for two years. Best two years ever",
"Dad`s retelling his saskatoon m&g story, love hearing what the guys said to him I never heard any of it",
"_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!",
" that sounds cool! post video!!",
"is getting her hair did shortly! and hoping everything is going well for her friend currently getting surgery!"
] | [
"too bad i dont have either",
"Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie",
"pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks",
"I dont get how to use twitterr!",
"**i hate my hair hiss tee, I feel like I shuld hang out in the ghetto wid dis style",
"so sad that no friends everyday for a long **** time",
"also. proof number #2923848932 that I have no life - I have an imaginary boyfriend named Vince. It`s sad that my friends encourage me so.",
"lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers",
"Yo, what happened to my invite?",
"I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again",
"_Bee same here : / Coincidently, my friend just cancelled our movie date",
"I hear you ...",
"I`m taking a twitter break. Cell is dying",
"u ever have a friend that u just wonder why are we friends? i know what you get from me but i`m questioning what i`m getting from u.",
"Comment my new myspace pictures plz?",
"cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people",
"forgot to answer your kindle question yesterday. honestly, haven`t used it much. have two paperback books i want 2 read first.",
"Missing my mom today. We made it a 'date' every year to get our flowers together. This yr I was alone. Felt so weird",
"I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever",
"YES! I have my e-mail down to one window (most of which are marked for follow-up on Monday). all the dang paper still here tho",
"maaate,grooovin was off the chain. uploading videos to youtube www.youtube.com/sluzzaa go watch!",
"****! ayoko na!! I said that in tagalog cuz idk what to do anymore!",
"is debating giving twitter a proper go. now to try and understand it",
"I`m not ditchin i`m barfin so sorry guys ESOTSM;",
"Forgive me good lord for this time I /knew/ wat am I doing.. Except the mighty oracle just didn`t *&@#ing care to fully support UnixODBC.",
"and i want to let you know im here for vfc no matter what happens and yes i need a hug to bad i live in delaware",
"Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol",
"_Anais I feel reeeally bad now.... sorry",
"Lets change this S0ulja B0y te|| em trending topic to, 'Soulja Girl Told em'",
"The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )",
"I tried to translate your tweet using google translation service, but it just spat it out back out at me",
"hey Bow when yu comin baxx 2 thaa 614 we miss yu hun ...614 all day!!",
"Hi SweetiePie!! It`s Friday night and I`m .... missing my sidekick & his slippers. It`s just not Friday night w/o him.",
"I`ma say you should smudge yourself before I start calling people given the malicious action we pulled the other night",
"http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol",
"I cant follow any1 on FollowFriday LOL u guys follow",
"would wish the severe migrains would stop!!! doc`s prescriptions arent working",
"_am_umlaut oh no! i`m very sorry to hear",
"oh no I hate that",
"Sigh only 1 problem though i need to call Stooopid LIME aka Cable and Wireless and have them reconnect my interent 2 day without net sads",
"Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.",
"shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx",
"man i missed it!! Ive been waitn all day 4 u 2 giv the tix away & then whn im rappn up @ wrk u gav my tix away! Im sad!",
"oh, are we not doing that anymore?",
"Bummer... I missed Taylor Swift on the Today show! Those were my only plans for the day!!!",
"BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.",
"_soch hah nooo she is the obly one that can AUMFFF i hate nick because he is datin miley",
"_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.",
"Heh... I send dem when I get dem Jen... I was shocked I found so many these last few days... earlier in the week nothing...",
"I am so sad...",
"Hey, I didn`t get any !!!",
"Oh ****, happy late birthday! (my txt didn`t send )",
"actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations",
"I miss you too!! And don`t say 'damn'!!! lol",
"missing my bffls! missing my friday night dates! hot dogs for dinner then who knows what the evening holds!",
"AHhh FCUKKK...i missed out AGAIN You must fill me in with the deetZ...see you tonight?!?!!",
"I`m not having a good day... can u cheer me up with a tweet? Even Tink will do. LOL.",
"poor Stuart... I was wondering where he was! Moving day today!I expect a welcome cake or case neighbor .... hehehe",
"_joyner And he can`t even tell me. Me and him are **** done, professionally. ****` ****.",
"oh! so this could well be your last post!",
"I think I`ve been killed judging bt my energy after attacking just to see what happened #spymaster",
"Hmmm. Using TinyTwitter on a small non-touch screen is really not much fun",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"Almost to grandmas now. No internet there. I will never catch up on twitter.",
"soooo jelous of you right now",
"I`m not going, sadly. Maybe next year, eh?",
"Beta 5 of 3.0 expired today, back on 2.2.1 until the public release. I miss it already",
"I tried to DM you but your not following me",
"I had to find out via twitter",
"**** internet jus cut me off! was bout 2 shoot sum guys eye out ~*~KANDI~*~",
"[Wrong!] #liesboystell Your the only one, I love (they really have several women) http://tinyurl.com/nl6pct",
"I need botox work on the lips if I`m going to change my name to Angelina Jolie, but it`s a thought! Sad though about the racism",
"seems to have disappeared out of my life",
"waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?",
"has anyone else seen this? the DM notification email says 'reply on we web.' i am all for cool accents, but it`s weird online",
"_StrayCat I sorry!! Me no like when people I like don`t feel well. Your tummy?",
"there`s relisting fees when you don`t complete a sale? that sucks!",
"am hungry.. going to eat... catch up with you guys later & 4 people who are hurt by my sardonic quotes - why are you waiting, hit me back",
"hmm...your blog won`t let me post a comment.",
"_cath a couple of years I knew you had one but I couldn`t find you for awhile..here you are!",
"im not a cookie so i wont comment heh. who were those 2 girls who sang Crush btw? wud u know?",
"My name is toggling in and out of Google Suggestions Help me by searching more for 'Ganesh Jaju' and clicking on some link",
"Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ",
"http://twitpic.com/670rw - i miss my puppy",
"well u weren`t around 2 twit",
"It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places",
"so sorry to hear that",
"does that mean your going to block me?",
">>i don�t live in UK, so I can�t say what i think...",
"Jus sittn here thinkin....wow yo my boy is really gone! Smh yo! Its bout to be 3 weeks on Sunday! R.I.P VON",
"i love those boys. i missed the chat yesterday it was the firts & only one i`ll miss though! <333 Nick Jonas <3333",
"what happened to your phone",
"Or maybe its just us ....",
"OK Just a thought that occured to me...",
"This is how much hair falls off everytime I shower. It`s more sad than disgusting http://yfrog.com/6p190aj",
"Omnomnom JUST came online to 69 unread emails, as well as my backlog from yesterday http://tinyurl.com/lxjdjc",
"http://twitpic.com/67l90 - girrrrrrrrlll i`m going to miss you so bad!!!!",
"you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...",
"stunning business cards! ashamed of mine http://bit.ly/zpsQo",
"http://twitpic.com/67hvr - This picture is from last year freshman year how I miss thos days",
"Alexxx Im gona miss you today. Im so sad, noooooooo",
"They don`t know that I like him cause I`ve never ask them bout him.oh well I guess your right. I feel abit better now",
"Browsing through the web. And expecting to see the PMS forum back up, but no luck",
"hey sorry i just got the tweet about the puppy... and someone already got it",
"Sorry I can not reach either URL",
"http://twitpic.com/674p1 - this is my Ohio is for lovers tattoo got the design off the shirt.. haha but I lost the shirt",
"sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.",
"Laying ALONE!! Since Mook`s soo comfy in his f`n play pen. I thought it was ill at first now I don`t have no one to cuddle with...",
"Hate I am going to miss the tweet up this weekend",
"Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb",
"_emily i wish i was there to hear that!",
"tx me i have a new fone and i dont have anyones numbers",
"just tried DMing you but it tried to download some strange file so stopped! How come no gmail MaccyM? Missing you SADS!!",
"i want u to know i don`t like u hun j/p u know we go back",
"Facebook decided I`m annoying or abusive because I add lots of friends. At least I have no distractions from coursework now...",
"I sure do wish my mind could enter that box called 'nothing' that men have. My brain just won`t go there... and it`s exhausting.",
"_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!",
"Trying to figure out how to use Twitter.......I`m old"
] | 481 |
@_NyLana_ An! Happy Mother`s Day! | [
" Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride",
"Woo CAVS. Happy Mother`s Day!",
"http://twitpic.com/4qfl3 - haha^^ I love it",
"wish i could be in via funchal yesterday, , , , were PERFECT, the best day in my life ****",
"FREE UNLIMITED RINGTONES!!! - http://tinyurl.com/freeringring - USA ONLY - Awesome 4 iphone",
"10 Cutest Cat moments video - http://shrt.st/4ce - enjoy",
"Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668",
"Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.",
"aw taxi man is going fast just for meee",
" Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks",
"Had a dream I brought and to kings island. It was pretty sweet. Bummed they`re in poughkeepsie 24 hours before me",
" good morning good luck! Belive in you",
" congrads on engagement/bridal shower! sounds like fun for upcoming 'jump out of the audience' wd love to join in!",
"$900 cheque to cash tomorrow, why I didn`t get it in the bank I have no idea. Feel safe to get the 500D now though woooo",
" just make sure you have it well done",
" I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!"
] | [
"we have two small dogs, good to hear that Center Parcs wd take them. Cruising to New York on the Queen Mary 2, real treat",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!",
"_RachineA oh so you said you good-byes and hugs my dad left around 4 in the morning so I woke up to an empty house i`m pretty scared.",
"Headed to eat with my hubby n my mommy!! So ready to have some drinks...",
"wasn`t that mother song SO funny? SO wrong but SO funny - I heart",
"Sunshine is back....... having a hair day new due",
": Chillin` at home-watching a movie on tv & making some 'healthified' streusel coffee cake.",
"what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office",
"_fisher Hey!! How are u??did u got my reply??",
"Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!",
"oh look! traditional Chinese, it`s so charming I love the ? miss those shutters on the doors...",
"I wanna see my mama but she hasn`t called me back yet MAMA...MAMA!!!",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy",
"Dave thanks for playing Happy Birthday from NKOTB. Today is my bday! It is a lonely bday today.",
"My club card and picture and I just cured world hunger! And made of gold! This thing is awesome! Too bad you don`t have yours.",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )",
"_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.",
"_n_nouns ikr? my parents take the cake tho, they don`t grocery shop and they go out to eat all the time just them 2...",
"okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night",
"wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room",
"yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x",
"well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine",
"oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon",
"oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme",
"Hey did you get any more info about your graduation? And I think my mom`s gonna let me go to CP, if you guys still wanna go!",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho",
"but mum just burned some bacon... smoke alarm`s a ****",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2",
"i know i`m tweeting more now though don`t you worry!! haha i wish i could fly to ohio! i saw beyonce on monday uhmygawddd!",
"dont depress me I have the mother-in-law staying the weekend. Someone else to wait on other than the kids!",
"_MISS_CBW Sorry! It`s been one hell of a day. I has flooding",
"_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe",
"at famous dave`s with my mom. so hungry.",
"_PingPong Awww I`m teaching my son (when I have one) those manners! Too many boys are lacking those!",
"OMG are u still naked 1313 XDD omg i miss you so muuch",
"My pleasure. Hear Kelli has new project! #followfriday",
"follow me aswel !!!!!!!! if u have twitter, follow me lool !! www.twitter.com/djarka koool",
"that`s a lot of mangoes.. haha baka naglilihi ka ahh?? haha joke lang carmen",
"thanks buddi and it`s no problem your my friend yah i should post more pics of London! nothing much really u?",
"wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?",
"My daughter went to a Bday party today caled, 'Grace' of Cakes...the little girl is named Grace & they made cupcakes!",
"Guess what? mom adopted a kitty today (11 months) His name is Corky",
"Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.",
"Aye, May the 4th be with you",
"hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???",
"turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.",
"I made an animated holiday card thingy. http://is.gd/yjpq - Shh. Don`t tell mom yet. It`s a surprise.",
"Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.",
"today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm",
"happy birthday, amber! hope it`s a great one...and - you`re far away from thirty...shhh...you`re making us 29`ers feel sad!",
"OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY! @ Muchachomalo",
"yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha",
"Making a birthday song to a special person!!",
"_The_Moon Hiya hun! It`s just not my day. Dentist appointment (ouch!),notebook being a ****. Feeling sick How`s you?",
"Howz it going hun??",
"woot!! you go girl",
"**** another day at the office, the sun is bursting from the sky...and the women are eh well...back to the keyboard",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"yay!! we`ll all move!! sorry dh is being Grr... ****",
"SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!",
"i misss youhhhhhhh ci! Tell dem japenese ppl to give yu a computer or sumthinnn. Ya twit fam misssesss supa c!",
"hopping in the shower, you can help me tidy my room its a **** hole, mums **** friends",
"Back at home. At the moment I�m speaking to my aunt on the telephone and Darius is neighting in the backround... Miss my little horse",
"Gnight shar <(` `<)Vega(>` `)>",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"an oprah guest if ever i saw one http://tinyurl.com/d39x4n",
"im @ the eye doctors & had to bring trinity with me cause my mom fell down the stairs today & broke her toe. ugh",
"9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday",
"Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S",
"been To beach+ nanny`s Just got back- roast Iater and then Pudding",
"morning all....beautiful day...best go enjoy some sunshine before i have to go to work...unfortunately",
"****! natalya! you gotta tell me whats going on!!! i`d call you but i lost all my phone numbers when i broke my blackberry",
"_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons",
"_bop and that marisa mauro can go use a banana as a ****. srsly, some people are such arseholes",
"says gots my mom a digital picture frame bout to scan pics of her wedding n all that mushy stuff http://plurk.com/p/su3eq",
"will be doing all the chores just for her mama",
"just got home. Yay! Hi guys! http://plurk.com/p/svdpu",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"Is there a way I can sleep for the next 8 or 9 days? That way when I wake up, she`ll have returned & I wouldn`t have missed her SO MUCH!",
"Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!",
"http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home",
"Throwin` down in the kitchen like I do making Rah`s illi Chili and Shalonda`s Bangin Cake",
"the weather is good mmm what to do today??? shame working tomorrow",
"Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.",
"morning michelle how`s the oatmeal ?",
"Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...",
"got one because of my babygirl",
"_ nothing new at all. lol. oh, i bitched alot today about one person in particular with rachel. Oh and I planned the ultimate event",
"iya, nyokap gue pernah berkata demikian :-| and it`s so hard to share what we have",
"_ - hey there. How was your day?",
"I saw that you were calling but cannot answer as I`m in the second hour of a phone convo with my mom and she won`t stop talking",
"http://twitpic.com/4wehl - graduation pic",
"**** the day flies when u got 3647 things to do and only 8 hours to do it in!!",
"How are you today!?",
"Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r",
"IN Filipino if u say 'Nakuh grabeh!' it`s like sayin OMG",
"Aren`t randoms what it`s about?!!! I LOVE that it`s Star Wars day - I didn`t realise and I can`t believe it`s almost over!",
"already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D",
"eeeeep so jealous ;) I`m at work um, how can u receive Viva? Do they broadcast it online? :plz:",
"http://twitpic.com/675t7 - Square B - she is sad because she wasn`t there and now she`s, well, square (crocheted bee with poly fibe ...",
"finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb",
"I`m exhausted new song 'one day' on myspace check out http://www.myspace.com/tannajoy",
"http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??",
"I found out thro mama",
"Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )",
"*hugs* listening to EBTG 'Each & Every One' perfect for public hol Monday morn with cuppa T",
"a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon",
"Happy Birthday to meeeee!! Excited to go out tonight, but I`m gonna miss my girl",
"bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi",
"Enjoyed last night at what I call 'real world social networking' - LOK event in Vancouver. It was great!. But headeache today",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?",
"wats gooood !! miss yall already",
"what? you thought I did it all for mom of the year award? nope, tad bit more selfish than that:"
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" lol thanks. I do like to be on top. I`m going to enjoy this. How long can I be up there?",
"Going for a ride! Perfect night to go out and chill",
" have a nice time, with plenty of dreams",
" Chocolate with peanut butter. One of my favorite combonations",
"It does! Lol but i have none",
"Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album",
" that was funny n almost right",
" Way too many people indeed... I only recognize the Chinese guy... LOL",
" well i just got home and its not on till tmw at 530p but with comcast its on right now but i didnt miss it",
" aww way to make me feel special",
" U were great, as always. But, can`t we do an east Germany on noko? Or at least provoke them & then go in 4 the kill.",
" it means that you are now FAMOUS. Congrats!",
"http://twitpic.com/67mj4 - Yes, it is nice. Oh and Kevin`s shirtless too but you don`t see it as well",
"Had a long day at work. Stood home. Now sleeping to have another long day at work tomorrow & happy mothers day to all mothers",
"Awesome beer pong party at my house in the yard tonight going in when the sun is rising is officially B.A.",
"At the Spoke Club - fell in love with Tom Arnold all over again (not Rosie`**** definitely different)... Lucky moi"
] | [
"i know i`m changin it again",
"getting back from smackdown/ecw show",
"was being sarcy as usual",
"Ready for Mother`s Day? http://tinyurl.com/dcgeyv",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"is slowly crunching the reality that june is fast approaching. in other words, classes again, and another year will be added to my age.",
"Edward Cullen. <3 Hahaha.",
"I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!",
"this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr",
"_Girl Girl, those are bangin` shoes!!! Work it!",
"say hi to Kimba for me",
"Ha-ha abbreviate it , so it`s not so bulky",
"oh yea mspacers my boy just hooked up my page it looks kewl at least i think so and it only took him 5 minutes www.myspace.com/missmickey",
"wow its only 9:30",
"@ metro with achan",
"Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies",
"shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx",
"1st day of master cleanse...wish me luck",
"My birthday is now over.",
"Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!",
"Ahhh Music to my ears!",
"_GANT popularity contest and they think twitter will help.... and it`s become trendy",
"Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work",
"went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin",
"_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.",
"I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!",
"http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement",
"Somewhere in the center...",
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"purrrrs.... ooooh that will do",
"oh dear, I`m being followed by someone that claims to help you stay young the end is nigh",
"I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm",
"Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning",
"looking for my self... be right back.",
"Photo: thelovelybones: I SPY JONAS BROTHERS AND DEMI LOVATO OMG D: Ahhh yea, 3d movie premire http://tumblr.com/xbb1qyx0e",
"Wow, thats quite the trip!",
"I think I`ve finally reached the point in my life where I need a nasal hair trimmer",
"haha, dork was it good, then?",
"its too early i wanna go back to sleeep",
"ive finished them now",
"it`s Mothers Day today",
"6 freakin days!! Just a thought...what would I have to look forward to after this?",
"has work to go to.",
"i would say 10 years younger is not too young, but he would have to be intelligent, good convo skills and other skills",
"working on the climb season 2 episode 5!!",
"not for too long I hope x",
"awwwww would a virtual high five make it any better?",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.",
"the times they are a changing",
"Is at a photoshoot.",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"I`m not leaving yet!",
"AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah",
"Adventures with jamie and bethhh",
"just got back from seeing Star Strek",
"Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time",
"I designed a new shirttttt.",
"Hmm it seems to me _gun needs the followers.",
"My birthday is a week from today!",
"Really wants to buy new clothes",
"I want to be like Horatio Caine",
"says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82",
"off for a run. moon-day is not that bad after all... #fb",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"Brooklyn!!! We went hard!!! Now back up top!! But 1st Hajji`s...yea again http://tinyurl.com/codla7 http://ti.. http://tinyurl.com/cr8hjs",
"Aparantly it`s #starwarsday so enjoy don`t quite know what your Kent to do but be happy anywho!",
"having a creative party with me, myself, and moi",
"How`s the head this morning?",
"i`m tired but i`m in a good moood",
"It`s because we`re right",
"Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!",
"I am beginning to think sun blcok is a haox.",
"Oh I`m on a roll now with these oldies! ? http://blip.fm/~5jeu7",
"is not too hot and not to cold",
"3 live p2v migrates, 5 vmware vsp exams, and a magento config, a quiet weekend at party central",
"_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab",
"I need some cheering up",
"i see you there",
"Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!",
"Today in a Week, I am 18.. yiha",
"i`ve just open this thing",
"excited to see 'UP' for Logan`s Birthday in 2 weeks. Sad he wont have a party bc he doesn`t know any kids, tho.",
"Congrats on the Invisalign! I need to get refitted for mine - I got lazy and stopped wearing them.",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"chillen just started on twitter.",
"Baby was not herself after recieving vaccines",
"and its over now watch on now? hmmm",
"life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!",
"just got sold out from UP",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"just got back from donating blood",
"http://twitpic.com/4w8kr - meet Bella the new member of the family!!",
"9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"on a day like this...",
"got to clean the bathroom today.",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"in less then a min i lost 2 followers",
"In Drivers Ed then dance.",
"will do it in a couple od days , when I have more time., for now I need to get some sleep. Night Night All. Peace.!!!!",
"WASSUP BEAUTIFUL!!! FOLLOW ME!! PEEP OUT MY NEW HIT SINGLES WWW.MYSPACE.COM/IPSOHOT I DEF. WAT U IN THE VIDEO!!",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"at dancing...waiting for my turn hope i get my newww cd with the funky reel music todayy!!!",
"Done...now another gem of a day in Cape Town",
"_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say",
"is heading off to the fair",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"is exhausted from a great weekend, and is looking forward to this week",
"has spent the last two weeks attempting to grow a beard (from scratch), but fears it may look a bit rubbish... http://twitpic.com/66tyb",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"officially has pink eye.",
"We`ll be moving from a strength to a hypertrophy phase for chest, back, shoulders and arms for the next few weeks. Legs will stay behind",
"also check out and 2 other wonderful causes that need our help",
"http://twitpic.com/4phze - Awe! I miss my baby",
"BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah",
"Please don`t forget us",
"http://twitpic.com/4jgro - me again",
"about to go to my boo`s pad",
"_**** i`m just about to start the second one theres only two up yeah?"
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_preet haha one of the many reasons I love you | [
" chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg",
"yum - mother`s day lunch at The Food Business in Burnside was delicious! such a gorgeous day",
"Tiesto in Vicky Park - how excellent",
" dont ya know? people love the human society",
" ngobrolin favorite bands at the moment cii... kesian ya kamu speakernya rusak HAHAHA benerin dong ci.",
" Hey thats good, my Daughter`s still asleep and Son is drawing, better feed him v soon",
" Happy Mothers Day! i hope tom got you something special! enjoy day! xo",
" i love you but i can`t call you cause i live in argentina really really love you mitchel!",
" i just saw your performance on the ellen show. we`re so behind in australia you were AMAZING and have such a wonderful voice!",
"Heading to XS with Nadia!! Yeee!",
"is thrilled prom went well",
" Happy mothers day to you beautiful!",
"for some strange reason, `paranoid` sounds like U2. but i love them too, so it`s aaaaall good.",
" Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad",
"Just got home. :3 Was pleased with Star Trek.",
"Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!"
] | [
"yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!",
"_M aww why psn?",
"Paper writing til my heart`s content",
"just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous",
"_assassin We are soooo sorry We love kitties and know how much they become a part of you.",
"i like them all i just saw the movie 4.8 i would give it a 5 if Tyler Perry wasn`t in it",
"_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend",
"thanks **** it went really well. I`m tired now though hope you spoiled your mum-in-law",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"_ listen to FTSK they stop my bordum haha how was your day? finished crying about Harold? ha ****",
"wow... that was very sexy",
"going to have bfast now",
"just pre-ordered your new album `Off The Deep End`. Been listening to `Permanent Heart` on repeat since.",
"Photo: So I still havn�t hooked up my editing comp I know you guys miss my artwork, so I�ve decided to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1wetiq",
"I can understand, pains been part of my life for a long time now I hope you feel a bit better soon.",
"How are YOU convinced that I have always wanted you? What signals did I give off...**** I think I just lost another friend",
"Here why I like jeans http://tinyurl.com/csbo8s",
"you just got one more!!",
"haha, it`s okay to be different!",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"can`t believe i wasn`t following you! am now have an anatomy prac tmw so tonight i`m all about structr of the lwr limb",
"yea dude... 5`8'! really!?",
"yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?",
"Aaaah, the same old same, I see ^^ We share a mutual fate, my friend :*",
"U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR",
"Photo: martwo: OMG i love you!!!! i accadentally deleted this photo yay hes SO beautiful http://tumblr.com/xvd1wankt",
"following `cause ordered it",
"just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny",
"oh about you lol sorry my minds always on you",
"haha IE...it`s expensive!!!! Hm...let me message you later",
"watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:",
"i will do that..",
"... Money money money... http://twitpic.com/664uz",
"u already took da pic with out me",
"that`s family for you imna crash, woke up 630 3 days in a row....lol",
"I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad",
"blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost",
"feeling, breathing, believing, keeping you on my mind and never ever gonna think to let you go..",
"_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs",
"Will certainly do that.",
"happy! did crepe, again!",
"LOL kk i`ve sent u a friend request",
"@__sugar oh no i am always here ;) <3",
"_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`t happy,, . & my throat kills . . Still <3 it",
"i skyped u las nite",
"im home! videoke at Funtime.. yey! got loads of tickets! nyahahaha!",
"i am letting you read this.......",
"I really should put up a pic, I guess.",
"_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!",
"Got 38 followers now!",
"maybe cause you look so innocent",
"XDXDXD you crazy little thing why didn�t you get off the train and hug me????",
"may the forth be with you",
"My teeth and my eye hurt someone make them feel better",
"I`m with ya on that one girl!",
"haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..",
"why are you surprised?",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"dude!!! wtf!! I text you this morning so that you can take care of me! so uncool..... it`s confirmed... you hate me",
"Por Favor!!! Only need FIVE more! http://tinyurl.com/dzcpg3",
"http://twitpic.com/67l90 - girrrrrrrrlll i`m going to miss you so bad!!!!",
"_meow YEAH U Better BE !!",
"catching up on my tweets, I saw AC`s promo of your new blog before yours, I knew immediately it would be yours by the title",
"bitter? why? *hug* ****",
"lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.",
"I`m feeling much less alone now in my love for Fitzcarraldo, most people I mention it to have no idea what I am talking about.",
"Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today",
"Yeah I know what you mwan.",
"standing here open hands and i know i can`t do this alone hold on, hold on, baby, hold on...geeez",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"Can I get some gd news for gods sake",
"oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them",
"Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!",
"oh you and had free drinks?! thats wasup..Im givin up drinkin for a lil bit",
"Man tha mojitos from earlier got me feelin type funny. Hope I don`t get sick http://myloc.me/20DD",
"i am seriously........ addicted to talking to people haha. but i love it so i don`t care. and you can`t tell me otherwise, jerk.",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"Watching 'P.S. I love you'. Eating chinese food. What else is there to do when you`re home alone on a Friday night!",
"im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3",
"'I SAAAAAAID!!' Haha. It kinda makes me sad though. http://bit.ly/uJUA3",
"i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak",
"haha Mon...Do you really want me too send it?",
"back here, I was busy xD Wirting Stars Loves, almos 400 pages xD and listenint AFH and TV",
"I`ll put your name on the list",
"That sounds **** too.",
"ahhhh.same here with Geometry, like i said b4, if i didn`t have it, i would be graduated!! so i feel ur pain hun!",
"Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p",
"_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day",
"*HUGS you* awwww......i`m sorry you are feeling sad E!",
"http://twitpic.com/67318 - *sniff* i feel so left out! *grin*",
"http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol",
"lol. sounds like don`t call me babe have done that too !! have you thought that over ?",
"I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"@_Tanyya :O awww leave off, shes ace! Shes one of my fav actresses!",
"_Lee I loveee and missss my annie!!",
"we found a ride",
"Busssssss with everyone! yayyy!!!!!!!",
"I WANT A HUG!",
"Yup. Most of my hacks are all for fun Here`s a quick video I made of it. I`ll follow up when it`s done. http://bit.ly/3xm7D",
"Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul",
"_kat why not?? ****",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"dear michael sorce, you crack me up! sincerely, me",
"Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post",
"hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....",
"naw...I`ll keep you in. Turns out you have the odd nugget of wisdom.",
"well now i do",
"yep, so I **** it.",
"ur not blind i was just browsing & saw ur tweet & figured i could answer ur query plus i wanted to know too",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.",
"hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik",
"Yes, its a common thing. Don`t you remember? I promised you and Nic i wouldn`t stress online Clearly not kept",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"I`m not leaving yet!",
": woot please post a pic, I won`t recognize you without it",
"Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc"
] | 653 |
Always welcome sweetie! *HUGS* | [
"Looking forward to the new week with the presentation of my book in a store in Dillingen today and some interesting sales seminars",
"Noticed Wellwood has all his teeth in tonight, that`s nice",
"_twist86 **** is picking up!",
"I think Steph will enjoy her first Mother`s Day tomorrow.",
"Watching One Fine Day while eating my cereal. Start a good sunday with a good movie",
"Fight Club 10th anniversary re-enacting. Nice tattoos http://img.suicidegirls.com/media/albums/6/57/13576/658166.jpg",
" I liked it. Did you record it yourself? If so you have a very soothing voice.",
" Dreams give rise to reality. When they said I wouldn`t walk, my dream was to fly! Dream, Believe, Achieve!",
"White House? This thing`s a lifesaver: http://snipurl.com/hkuj9",
" Wish I could go. Gotta work.",
" sending you love on mother`s day and wishing you more happiness in the days ahead!",
"What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so",
"mmmmm my hair smells guuud. the wonders of 'pantien' ;D",
"Morning workout sesh. Love Life.",
"i actually really liked Merlin last night. some parts were a bit eh, but the part where that chick was singing was like whoa.",
" grrrrri want you to come kiss justice for me !!!"
] | [
"Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"YAY YOU! So proud of you! and I`m not even being sarcastic. Even though you told me to shut the **** up.",
"yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me",
"Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!",
"werd. that`s very true",
"Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)",
"Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend",
"http://twitpic.com/4phze - Awe! I miss my baby",
"Well aren`t you just the kindest people in the world Unfortunately, I have no such enquiries!",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"aww poor Caity :L add people n they will add you",
"Family is here,hanging with them",
"Not addicted, just sociable.",
"@_erica /hugs those are the worst. Mine used to be really bad on the first day..sometimes can`t even get out of bed.",
"http://twitpic.com/66vdn - I miss my babyyy",
"aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk",
"Haha same as miine",
"miss my hubby already!",
"oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile",
"I need some cheering up",
"Yes! Join us! All we require is a cupcake donation...",
"awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd",
"http://twitpic.com/4ws8w - Look who I brought home",
"_01Xx dont leave us !!! whats up ? ****",
"aaa new follower! hiii",
"_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before",
"awww. i wish i had a younger sis ): but i do have an older one!!! i bet your younger sis loves it JUST as much as u do!",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)",
"Um yeah ... role model for your peers you may not be. But, I know you will be for your little one, so chin up.",
"<<< Just like in HIMYM",
"haha, it`s okay to be different!",
"_Cat we all know and yes dont remind me im so effin jealous **** aust some times",
"@_JAYYTEE yea i knw",
"aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.",
"I right here...don`t worry",
"I applaud you for accepting **** marriage, I have rels that are born again that hate me for it.",
"Yes, I really do.",
"what about me I miss you too!",
"_s make me tea pleaseeeeeeeeeee",
"tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"going to have bfast now",
"it is very cheeky one, but nice too",
"NAT!!! I`m going to miss you so badly",
"i don`t like to see you like this... there must be something to make you smile...",
"She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck",
"Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"Kinda meant mother. Im giving props to for taking us",
"got one because of my babygirl",
"Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel",
"lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend",
"Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon",
"is chatting to one of her besties.",
"My girl needs a hug! She lost here cell phone",
"_bexi I totally and completely agree",
"hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik",
"um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you",
"Btw that song is you`ll always find ur way back home by hannah montana",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"oh about you lol sorry my minds always on you",
"You poor thing Hang in there. -****- luf joe",
"welcomes my nephew to the christian world.",
"I somehow miss you.",
"FTR I <3 U and miss U on the team already",
"awww, im so sorry hun im sure she didn`t do it on purpose though, she seems so sweet! Maybe it was a 24 hour thing? :s",
"Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p",
"sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)",
"You`ll be missed!! Bring me back a keychain!",
"You`re never alone Just when you think no one cares, you realize that there` always one person you cares for you",
"is abit happier at the thought that Ashleigh & Loocie with be here soonish, but sad to miss her S-ane ;)",
"Me tooo!! Wish I could get you here",
"Whoever u are and wherever u go always remember where u come from",
"haha i will remember that ****",
"Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)",
"Tat, You looks beautiful and are a heck of a mama and business woman. Dana",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"Sweetie, if you refuse to offend, who will? We expect it -- nay, we count on it.",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"LOVE getting gifts in the mail from my very wonderful friends back home!! How I miss Myrtle Beach so much... A little homesick today",
"Come online! I need someone to talk to",
"noooooooo i miss you sooooooo much, gaah",
"http://twitpic.com/67jq9 - i`m really missing this place my grandparents are living there, on the calm country! but im coming to them ...",
"_ife not to forget cinnamon!",
"aw, sure thing their in my thoughts and prayers.",
"nooo... as a font connoisseur i can totally relate dude, my heart goes out to you",
"impressive fever! best wishes to her, hope it`s nothing serious",
"I`m sure she`ll be fine. They`re not as daft as they look (sometime)",
"I have been called by my friend the bed. It is time to acknowledge the inevitable. Goodnight All, Hello Sleep",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - Patrick should come here and say hi!",
"http://slingalink.com/eVicE1 my daughters kindergarden !",
"who you snugglin with Tila???",
"very familiar.....sorry you`re feeling that way",
"Doing okay. How are you doing?",
"I will take pics soon :] Also, I would hang out with you everyday if we lived near each other",
"heyyy you LOL wassup mamas?",
"Well, there is THAT...",
"Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!",
"_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.",
"haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .",
"thanks for reading my blog. and for laughing at MY PERILS AND TRAGEDIES! ****Cries****",
"....welcome to public transport X",
"Babysitting. Text me and keep me company",
"I have got my smile",
"Yeah, I think you`re hyper enough girly.",
"I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!",
"Charlene my love. I miss you",
"who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!",
"yeah! i love this one and doesn`t really matter",
"I hear you ...",
"I`ll be sure to",
"aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado",
"yes! fb, ah i miss you",
"if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment",
"an oprah guest if ever i saw one http://tinyurl.com/d39x4n",
"I`m siiiiiickkk I dun feel good!!",
"say hi to Kimba for me",
"hello new maccy, welcome to your new home"
] | 983 |
a bit too early for me and wanting to have nice lunch too... have a good time | [
" thanks ALOT, stuck at work with it too",
"but i did have a really nice smoothy at baulko shops",
"If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.",
"excited about this week! trying to have a productive monday. trying. hard.",
" Ahhhh.... The the wonderful 8-Track adaptor.",
" I`ve been using the Sennheiser CX 300 earbuds for 8 months and I love them. Don`t know if they`re available in MU though.",
"Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!",
"Happy Mothers day to all you MI.. mothers out there. Thanks for doing what you do .. whatever that is",
"sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!",
" Have a great time in London",
"Thinking of ways to promote Indie Designers. Benefiting them and moi Any thoughts? Indies, what you do have to say?",
"Uh, happy mother`s day mum.",
"so who is in for bring at HK lounge tomorrow ? $12 all you can drink till 5pm... then kareoke. I think it will be a nice Sunday!",
"They are unloading a Leopard Tank just next to my office window. Hope I didn`t piss off anyone",
" It`s been interesting today... to say the least. Overall a good day",
"Latest: Saw Animal Collective in Oakland and they were AMAZING! Now, I am trying to clean my room"
] | [
"im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all",
"to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?",
"Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC",
"$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty",
"- don`t feel bad. I got a foad for a promotion here too.",
"Back from brunch. Hopefully I lured two more friends here.",
"its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC",
"Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.",
"i may cry **** this weather got my **** burnt (nt literally jus my shins arms n chest) legs hurt lyk a biatch slightly enjoy it tho ha",
"My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...",
"my plans might have just gone out the window too bit gutted.",
"Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too",
"No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call",
"Ugh... I definitely speak too soon...",
"Augh, fever`s gone up again. If I end up missing the WeHo clubbing tomorrow night, I am going to be pissed. Stupid boytoy gave me plague.",
"damnnn. training starts at 11. but that would have been cool. next timeee",
"as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff",
"9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday",
"Today is just not my day. I can`t seem to feel any better. If i dont eat, im hungry. If i do eat, i feel like im gonna be sick. Blah",
"awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd",
"Just bad day. T_____T Gyah. No car, baby-client is teething and miserable, I forgot to pack a lunch, and I has to get a new car.",
"just got Up and going to get ready to go to meadowhall ;) can`t believe my internet broke yesterday GUTTED",
"This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.",
"wishes it wasn`t a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas",
"have to go now by`all <3 see ya later guys ****",
"I feel like I have to throw up.",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though",
"booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8",
"don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall",
"aaawww im soooOOooo tired today.. i dont feel good.. i dont wanna go to work wah.. but yeah im goin to work in a few mins. til closing..",
"My sister got a lunch date and I don`t",
"Oooh... that`s right by the zoo... think... in 2 months` time that could be our regular other meeting place",
"I`m jealous. I have so let it slip what with the baby and all. Not sure I could even do a half right now",
"Fail. If you fancy a pit stop and a cuppa you know where I am! lol",
"gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up",
"Yeah it`s Friday but I have to work at 5am tomorrow oh well going shopping afterwork",
"daaammmnnnnn I do wish I was there.",
"bout 2 have 1 more drink then imma head in da house",
"i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?",
"Ok, WTF?! Why do you have something on your menu *in the window* if you don`t sell it?! I wanted my bubble tea",
"Is feeling a bit lonely",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"nope i`m bored and hungry.",
"is SOOOOO hungry right now! Should`ve eaten before this wedding.",
"I think i am getting a cold",
"I dnt get to go play lasertag w/ my besties! *old me`s dead and gone*",
"If I may suggest: http://tr.im/kXkw",
"and this is better 4 me than a snickers bar or hersheys w/almonds.... which i use to b addicted to b4. i miss them LOL",
"BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.",
"wants to eat baked tahong. It`s been a while. Really. http://plurk.com/p/x24ke",
"Gonna head into the shower now... Going to a friend`s birthday party =]",
"want my new lappytop now, but the site says it won`t be here till 6/9",
"I`ll be right over, save me a slice",
"no omelette today dim sum tomorrow! FEAST!",
"Is going to be off line for the rest of the day. Made some progress on a game over the weekend. you may not like me again.",
"gotta get up in a few hours...booo gooodnight!",
"4 shifts down, 2 to go... then its my birthday!! but, should i be getting excited??? im turning 29 which means im almost 30",
"Yes, maybe, but for today, I write",
"and it`s my birthday tomorrow. Everything worked fine w/that in the end Convinced her not 2 invite ppl she didn`t know",
"Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later",
"_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!",
"Aaron and I are playing a gig at the Life Aquatic party outside of Austin, so I think we`ll have to mis the TT Bday party, sadly",
"about to take my mum out for jewellery shopping and a coffee for mothers day",
"_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....",
"Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!",
"Ok so any ideas of what to do tomorrow to make it fun? Cause i dont know what to do",
"- NOT A HEAP HEY. JUST BOUT TU HIT THE SACK. ITS 1.15AM HERE. I NEED SOMEONE TU CUDDLE. SUCKS WBU.? X",
"mmmm now you`re speaking my language! (Unfortunately, in militant diet mode-am seriously thinking of competiton-so no TB I guess",
"contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop",
"If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would`ve stuck my **** in the mashed potatoes!",
"feeling like ****. hope its not swine flu or something",
"_DJ Xmas a week early? Hehe, at least you didn`t have to do any last min shopping",
"aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here",
"haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x",
"O dear. so you`re going to be **** that kiddoe and I`m going to sit there doing.. nothing! awesome WHERES THE SHOPPING?!<3",
"I don`t wanna work a 10-hour shift today! I`d rather whisper sweet-nothings into the earpiece of a lady friend`s cellphone.",
"makin tea an its stressin me out",
"_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.",
"http://twitpic.com/61ov1 - i ahte stress, its supposed to be friday! it makes me wanna cry",
"so seriously...I need a date to a wedding. Really dont wanna go alone. Its May 23rd...any chance?",
"Omg i`m going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3",
"Quick thoughts. Tired. Happy. Satisfied. Entertained. Excited. Oh... and a bit in love",
"When I start cloggin up my own Twitter feed, it`s time for me to go to bed.. Nighty night. Be sure to go to the TweetUp and meet ME!",
"Well im hving another one today yey",
"aww noooo that doesn`t sound too great",
"I don`t think I`ve ever been up this early on a Sunday in a while. Meanwhile, the #bigweekend awaits!",
"are you having a bad day?",
"oh dear, I take back my request.... I get so drunk on fizz!! And I def do regret it the next day, sure fired hangover",
"lmao im stupid just felt like sayin tya� in my red caf vioce..nite ya`ll",
"Phew long day and i havent gotten to work yet",
"I`m going to watch it now",
"i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy",
"_d We might not get Movie Night this week. Unless it`s like really early in the morning for you, lol.",
"My dad`s not feeling well. I want to make him soup. Suggestions guys? + get well soon ayah",
"Taking 40 underpriveledged kids to the circus 2moro. BIG day planned & I still aint feeling 100% so nervous right now..",
"why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot",
"Meee tooooooo..... And its bad.. when I`m bored... I eat.. lol",
"delegate I am now eating pate on toast a my wife is editing yesterday`s engagement shoot ;)",
"Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?",
"Off to NC tonight until June 7th! I`m going to miss NYC Getting ready for my 21st birthday Luau BBQ on JULY 11TH!!!!!!!!",
"OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day",
"So bored in chem n im super hungry! Ugh",
"#mikeywayday? Count me IN",
"is back from a very long day out at Naz. Gunna crash. Up tomorrow for Mothers Day... editing photos from today, hangin with my mom, etc.",
"better get some sleep soon. she has to get up and go to Sunday meetin` so she can pass out invites to her jewelery party.",
"_juansimon God I`m bored. Wish we could`ve done something 2night!",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties",
"http://twitpic.com/4j585 - Guess I need to get me an iPhone now for sure!!! It looks bad ****!!",
"Awww. Don`t mean to sound like an overgrown age 37 baby, but I`m still stick. Not as bad as yesterday, but still bad.",
"I need a friend right now , I feel like mmmm ... sosad",
"arrghh stupid eczema i have to go soon. sort it OUT! :/",
"this week has dragged a bit for me too have an essay to write about the seaside then Im seeing eddie izzard tonight x",
"well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine",
"This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today",
"Good morning ladies and Gents. it`s going to be an awesome day 'even though the weather is terrible'",
"- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!",
"_StrayCat I sorry!! Me no like when people I like don`t feel well. Your tummy?",
"Need a tickettttt Gah. Ya you`ve got me on there, reason346.. Haven`t listened to dear Elliott for a few weeks...overdue.."
] | 176 |
Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends. Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much. | [
" i love electro house",
" Youtube. ) Really awesome quality, actually.",
"At branding iron with drea! White boubous and **** can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!",
" but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare",
" Loved your blog from the MusiCares event, good work",
" COOOOOOOOOL... DOOOOOOOOOWN... Patience... Is... Virtue...",
" I`m glad you liked it Want more?",
"Up and washed I`m clothing myself as I type xD WOOOO",
"today something amazing happened...I fell in love with coupons!",
" Just read up on your Mom Hope she`s okay!!",
"Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.",
"I wish Joe Bidden was on the train with me.",
"Good morning I don`t think it has stopped raining once for the past three days or so, but who cares?",
"Good morning guys! Dont forget: Today is mothers day! Mommy? I LOVE YOU ! You�re the best <3",
" Ja Deze is interessanter - Why text messages are limited to 160 characters - http://tr.im/kpgg",
"bye bye for now you lovely tweeters and especially my followers"
] | [
"I did the dishes and I`m now on a train to Newcastle. Have to leave #nontweetinggirlfriend behind for 2 weeks, which is always a bit sad",
"Supernatural was mega good Now I`m off to bed, urgh long day of school tomorrow x",
"Now i`m fully awake",
"Morning everyone! Going to a gig now, then a run. Update you all later",
"Is actually feeling awake today",
"Here`s and at our evening drink on Thursday night in London. http://twitpic.com/4wrrp",
"I`m sure all you people with hangovers will be glad to know I`m hangover free hope you`re not too fragile this morning!",
"*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow",
"_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl",
"I can`t feel the weekend fever anymore when everyday is a day off",
"hahaha omg i only got 3 hrs of sleep",
"showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week",
"Drink #7 or 8 for me (at the club). Been drinking for the past 6 hours. http://twitpic.com/4wn9q",
"Listening to Lady Gaga... Relatives just left after our Mother`s Day celebration",
"Finishing up my last Friday at Olive Crest",
"I`m bored... Don`t want to stay home tonight, but don`t want to spend money blah",
"sick of having constant bad dreams grr",
"still needs another 6 hours of sleep",
"Sorry your day was so bad Gettin the drink on, good plan!",
"and its over now watch on now? hmmm",
"no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol",
"thats not really fair. I mean you just up and leave like that and you dont even give us a party So when you coming back or ...",
"fresh prince and sleepy sleeps my nightly routine gotta go to Dmv early tmrw",
"Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow",
"Guess this is a 24-48 hour maintenance.. I`m so sad I miss my friends",
"just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week",
"that doesn`t sound like fun",
"late for sick kid at home, hope she feels better later tonite",
"home.Going to be a warm day on top of it. Is it Friday yet?",
"does this mean you`re leaving me?",
"Immediately regretting my decision to come into the office today, miss my bed",
"Wee laddie`s been SO upset for about 2 hours. Tried soothing him in bed, nursing, etc. Nope. Up at 3:30am for real food. Blue Clues now.",
"it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother",
"Enjoyed see`n everyone last night! even tho it was a really bad night financially... Cant wait to kick it again @ the drive -ins!",
"Two more loads and the moving crew`s done! Started at 7am and i`m done for the day! Too bad the ac doesn`t work in my new place oh life!",
"egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!",
"been in bed for two days with migraines",
"In bed eating chocolates after 2 super parties, yay playing with the new camera - could I be an amazing photographer?",
"alright, so day was going well, but got home, and all my potato salad was gone",
"tired as hell!!!! bed time from cara nighty night twitter world..",
"Transition time is over; tonight I work night shift. I woke up at 1330.",
"unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)",
"has to go to sleep but is not sleepy at all!!",
"not so awesome now, huh? LOL",
"and we`re back in buisiness",
"never did sleep last night feeling horrible today, time to call work I thinks...",
"OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?",
"now on pg 237, night",
"Nothing to do tonight.",
"Recovering from an Italian cruise in the Mediterenean",
"I did not twitt yesterday cause it was a very busy day but I`ll be back tomorrow BTW I can not sleep I`m like in zombie mode @_@",
"Surgery when I wake up",
"ahh ok! Enjoy! I`ll miss it",
"joe: 2.30pm Kevin pics up a new pair of pjs :`) PMSL i could have died!!! lmfaoo :`) I MISS MY BOYS",
"Going to Hong Kong tonight. Hope I can sleep in the airplane. Worth case I have the last G. Musso to read",
"not a lonely day after all.",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"feels not good at all",
"it was fun Ate at mas.Thanks!! Good luck w/ ur showing tomorrow.",
"at homee. bored plzz! someone txt me about doing something this weekend.",
"Shouldn`t sit weirdly at the pc, I know Im going to hit the deck once I get up",
"Getting ready for a going-away dessert reception for a colleague who`s off to grad school.",
"Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!",
"ATL to NJ....almost home",
"Who knows, maybe someday you`ll come home and find... *gasp* DINNER in your FRIDGE!",
"havin friends over hangin out with christian tonight!! gonna roast marshmellows and chocolate and cramcrackers.!?!?!",
"Feels all kinds of not so well right now",
"**** typical. GH:M arrives just as I leave for work. It`s going to be a long day",
"had plans with people but they cancelled...now what to do?",
"So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick",
"Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!",
"Heading home from Sacramento. Will continue writing the WIndows Server 2008 R2 Unleashed book over the weekend. Sigh #windows",
"I`m trying to sleep!!! It`s not working",
"_Eclectic but then you leave",
"Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..",
"@_AislinnTighee bhaha, its a teenage nightclub and i am at home when im supposed to be there. they had no **** license. no more touch",
"i dont want to be home all by myself all weekend!!!!!!!!! what should i do?",
"I do not feel good",
"Is going to sleep not peaceful wanted to hear him say Good Night but that didn`t happen Good Night everyone....",
"awww, we JUST missed you then!! But I`ll see you tonight!!",
"Playing some games before I leave for work Work til at least 11PM tonight.",
"worried about Mr. Socks tonight.",
"sitting in katies house with jo, the other two are away doing stuff, and i have swine flu and bronchitis but thats a diff story.",
"The dayem computer #twpp",
"Hmmm...strained my back Hope it`s better tomorrow morning..",
"Welcome back to Japan",
"I`m up way past my bed time. gonna catch sum snl.",
"I would if I was home",
"my plans might have just gone out the window too bit gutted.",
"I forgot that was tonight! Was planning on heading down to the Cask, that might not be such a good idea",
"OH. I am just so tired.",
"Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'",
"been To beach+ nanny`s Just got back- roast Iater and then Pudding",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"watching a boring police prog after making a fab pasta dinner, trying to cut down on alcohol so only had water",
"just realized tonight`s Drake",
"Ugh. My feet feel like they`re going to fall off.",
"http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!",
"Not happy got a big choice to make",
"Back from town and my Mac crashed on me but it`s better now",
"Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!",
"im home alone in the house and imma scared x",
"J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..",
"Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho",
"Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-",
"Adam Samberg + new moon trailor = good evening. Too bad my cable is off as of friday",
"My tongue still hurts. I need to sleep!!!",
"So...woke up in time just for work.....boo",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.",
"is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.",
"Woke up at 8:30am....now 10:30am and no clue what to do....?",
"Having a cup of tea",
"just camee back from bowling, which i offiacial suck at",
"the grates & children collide tonight",
"at work till 7.",
"Woke up at 7:50 then fell back to sleep. Woke up at 8:50 and back to sleep again. Woke up at 9:50 and I`m staying awake! MORNING!",
"I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer",
"not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!",
"My children have promised me birthday brekkie in bed. There`s a problem with that in that there`s bugger all food in the house"
] | 571 |
Time for school i`m feelin good.. 5 AM jogs do good. ~aloha | [
"second song is coming along nicley",
"_O haha .. i`m from philippines! i just want to follow you!",
"The World is just amazing!",
"Had a great night! Tomorrow is mothers day",
" Thanks for the tip on otherinbox... It won`t work with outlook for me...",
"Theres a spider above my bed calming my fears by listening to greeeeen day<3",
" Congrats to Howie! I hope you bring little James to germany soon Wish you all the best for your family!",
"Yes we Can make it ......Obama",
"Wrestlefest was fun! Now tune into www.latalkradio.com from 2-3 sunday and chat with me",
"Good morning I don`t think it has stopped raining once for the past three days or so, but who cares?",
"_c ive sorted it now operating system and all apps are on a seperate 60gb drive",
"_Doll Yes! I live in Milwaukee and would love to attend a closing talk",
" I`d love to, but i`m all the way in India.",
"Just snappy`s delivered some tea and ice cream. I love my sister.",
" cool you are here too hi sam how are you???",
" Ahhh! I knowww! I saw it May 5th and 6th in Newcastle and it was so good!!! I`m soo excited for 6th June, as its my bday aswell!"
] | [
"still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.",
"3 hours sleep last night, all of my being wants to crawl into a ball somewhere and sleep for about 5 more hours. At work till six too",
"I am sick but Ians coming over so its all good ;)",
"My class will be at Chem Sc building. Will see the both of you after 5 yeah?",
"just got up Wheres the sun? =O",
"time for me to go to bed. Am very tired. catch up with you all in a couple of days when I land & recover from flying to Denmark",
"I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now",
"gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!",
"im sosososo sad, i should be seeing cory lamb in a few hours i love that kid.",
"_J think so.. although think i am being ignored! not a good day",
"my last full week of school!",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"Home !! Home @ last !!!!! Time to step outside for some life",
"WALES HERE I AM! 1st 2 weeks away in wales. but idk if the guys at school really like me...",
"Yeah it`s Friday but I have to work at 5am tomorrow oh well going shopping afterwork",
"Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!",
"_is_Rad yeah it was **** D: im so tired, i have a headache and now i have to play a game of rygby D: but ill be right **** <33",
"Up,dressed, and out the house for 11 am on a Sunday. Off to see the fishy fishys",
"exams. thennn some sexy time.",
"just got home from a meeting with the girls... Maaaaaan I`m exhausted!! Goodnight world",
"Woohoo..this is the day/week the Lord has made! Just remembered we get to wear jeans & chanclas all week!",
"She`s good. Trying to suss out chap 7 when I`m not working. Trying to suss out a lot of things, but meh, you know whatever!",
"oh yea mspacers my boy just hooked up my page it looks kewl at least i think so and it only took him 5 minutes www.myspace.com/missmickey",
"getting ready to start my work week, it`s so not TGIF for me!! It`s monday",
"Cramps . . .",
"bundy. in 3 days.!!!! warm weather here i come!",
"Looks like you did the full Lincoln Marathon yesterday? That is awesome, the HM was tough for me",
"We`ve just 16�C today&cold wind.. Want it 2b like 25� to 30�! I love hot weather! But I reaped the 1st strawberry yday!",
"I`m so pumped for the day!",
"It`s sooo hot 2day!! Put a ton of sunblock on before jogging; still think my face burnt though!",
"It`s last Friday today",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...",
"meh, i feel fine now, it was crazy 10 minute sickness session, but now i`m hungry again",
"1st day of work today was a bit tiring but ok lol now onto college work",
"oh the noon? I don`t know if I can make that one...I only get 30 min for lunch",
"Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L",
"trying to get into the groove of studying heeelllppppp meeeeeeee",
"I would if I wasn`t working today.",
"Just got home from work and tired",
"school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late",
"I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei",
"i dont know why i follow sme of the ppl that i do... they e anoying and boring. * note to self -unfollow peeps on monday morning",
"is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m",
"Is UPS like the cable company and doesn`t show up til the last possible moment? I`d like to take a nap before school gets out",
"at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!",
"I`m really getting sick ugh **** nursing homes! Laying in bed, might go run later, watch some more movies with Austin. Sara & Sami left",
"Finished up cleaning my desk at least. . . office is looking empty. . .almost time to be in the car for 1 1/2! #fb",
"lol haha fresh to death lol ha ha I love and miss u 2 id almost given � on u cuz u nvr respond 2me but u did today! Luv u2",
"Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!",
"Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!",
"shud realy go 2 bed proper tired bt cnt b boverd...x",
"Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !",
"Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.",
"i know i really wanna do some more stuff im out of school in the next week so ill have a few free days a week... ill hit u up",
"Got the BrainBone daily question right! - http://tinyurl.com/c9ryqc",
"I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...",
"Good morning! I certainly did",
"supposed to be great weather today & 2moro; just my luck Im stuck in work 1-10 both days!",
"_music aah i stopped getting your updates on my home page!! saddd..im guna re-follow you ..it worked with tswift",
"Good morning ladies and Gents. it`s going to be an awesome day 'even though the weather is terrible'",
"man im so sad school is ending but then again high school might be better :O",
"so cool to hear you guys on 104.5! and i can`t believe you in were cherry hill a few weeks ago and i missed it come back",
"What I Meant to Say: At Yardhouse, Waikiki. `s bday (she Should DJ!) & some dozen others",
"Last day of college today!",
"nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?",
"Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!",
"i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy",
"drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK",
"K now I`m really going to bed even tho I ain`t tired night! <3",
"via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4",
"_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better",
"- ****. LOL ON FRIDAY.? ITS NOW SATURDAY HERE LOL. IM IN AUSTRALIA",
"dont know why so tired today bye, time for beddy",
"Up at 6am on Sunday... Going to meet my mom for breakfast at the beach!",
"I`m thinking of a dawn shot of Carlingford Lough, the sun will be in the right place this time of year. involves an early rise tho",
"anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs",
"Ok time to study for bus law and ethics, gotta test today",
"Sorry you are having a bad week. I feel like if I could get good sleep, I would be so much better too. Fog",
"Going to bed Goodnight xox",
"yup. That`s the thing. I think 3 is kinda acceptable and reasonable for proper lighting and fill in. U can run away with 2 tho",
"could barely sleep last night, ugh...ANYWAYS good luck with finals everybody!!! don`t rush through your tests!!! lol",
"Ace @ the exams!",
"Go get some fresh air :] to refresh mind",
"Bonjour.. Did you sleep well?",
"yay asap lol awwh I miss our friday night happy hours even luna del sea and the 'boy' hahahaha",
"Morning all. I appear to have a bit of a sore head. Perhaps the bag of pork scratchings for dinner wasn`t such a good idea",
"few grilled mushrooms and olives, feta cheese and coffee for breakfast.. should i try to sleep now..?",
"Blah. So i registered to coach this summer and eh the tourney starts July 6th. My vacation 7/15-28th. Fk my life, haha",
"he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after",
"#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside",
"this is 5 hours late, but i never managaed to sleep properly. i think david tweeting me back earlier is the reason. ahaha",
"i need some serious cheering up",
"_Aries Me and that person have something in common then! LOL jk....",
"It`s Friday and sun is shining and its quite warm already, Just walked the dog, He is so freaky hyper",
"I got me a little too much sun today",
"Pretty amazing weekend so far but its bedtime ,, I`m exhausted ! Mothers day tomorrow nighty night",
"_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out",
"Awww. Don`t mean to sound like an overgrown age 37 baby, but I`m still stick. Not as bad as yesterday, but still bad.",
"I have to go to work now.",
"I`m struggling today...Nola woke up at 3:30, so I`m running on no sleep.",
"chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer",
"yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend",
"Unfortunately, that`s how it usually goes. In answer to yesterday...I`m okay. Things may be looking up. Miss talking to you.",
"Well I will be making beds, creating noise & cleaning cleaning all day long. With music & a smile x",
"awake and ready to learn a little more",
"Whoooooo I`m gettin` extra hours today afterwards I`m gonna see if I can get some marigolds for my mum ^^",
"Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend",
"Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry",
"kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!",
"my tummy kinda hurts!",
"today was my first day",
"Definition of senioritis: Me. About to go to chem II and calculus. Not good classes to feel like slackin",
"This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick",
"why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot",
"Can`t beat all time low.. (: I soooooo want to go to Metro Station.. Your cheap shots wont be able to break bones",
"wo coffiees to go pleaz!!",
"I still have an hour.",
"5 Mins, till the end of follow me Friday"
] | 461 |
i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya | [
" I understand Computers are fun again!",
" Thanks Elaine. I`m clipping reviews for her scrapbook.",
"happy mothers day! im gunna crawl up in a ball and act like i dont exist lmfaoo",
" I`m proud of You Solange.",
"X-men movie was pretty good. Kinda predictable @ points but good action sequences",
"happy almost mother`s day",
"Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out there!! i love my mom! GOODNIGHT everyonee!! ?",
" Just saw it tonight as well... Great movie!! Hope you`re well mate! Cheers E",
"i love Fly With Me, live chats and don`t like being sick.",
"Version 2 of our live, interactive Trans-Siberian ticket planner is launched: http://tinyurl.com/c5ljwm - its very cool",
" you should so host the next logies, i only laughed at your bit really",
"forgot the pin of my debit card. thank God the card still works after several attempts. just bought cake for sister`s birthday. wheew!",
" can I help in any way?",
"_Death Well I`m impressed with your technical skillz",
" hi holly i`ll volunteer to try it out first for u! hope ur having a fab weekend xoxox...",
"_Henrie haha i WISH i coudl meet you.. you should stop by seattle some time home of the STARBUKS ;) I LOVE YOU DAVID!!"
] | [
"just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL",
"is thinking today will be a longg day!",
"i dnt think i can ever get tired of'The Climb'its just 1 of those sngs u`ll always remember ...",
"learn two-headed boy by nutreal milk hotel",
"Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!",
"has on music at work today its so painful",
"Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x",
"it`s beeen onee year",
"_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High.",
"im in pain, ****",
"oh no its ok they are coming on just now x]",
"I`m with ya.... doesn`t follow me either",
"maybe cause you look so innocent",
"your the voice i hear inside my head, the reason that i`m singing, i gotta find you, i need to find you",
"no problem. i wasn`t really sure what i was doing. it was some application on the twibe page.",
"and to you too!!!!",
"awwww... I`m sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!",
"!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC",
"Take me with u eric",
"Jars was gonna be my answer",
"wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room",
"Ohhh Ladyhawke is on channel 4 I sort of have a thing for Rutger Hauer http://twitpic.com/4jbzv",
"'I SAAAAAAID!!' Haha. It kinda makes me sad though. http://bit.ly/uJUA3",
"I did.`t Get tht.",
"is in skwl now, and i dont really wanna study.. i saw him --> J***I and makes me feel down..",
"It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much",
"really .. least u wont hav 2 put up wiv him",
"I have had the William Shatner version of Rocket Man in my head for 3 days now. It`s **** distracting",
"take it. mmm, definitely.",
"Feelin really awful. Having mono sux so much. Omg...listening to music",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.",
"Aww I feel bad for the lil ****. He look like he know what`s coming",
"i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.",
"Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.",
"thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.",
"! HE HAS A FAVOURITE! You`re his favourite ;) OMGAAH. sorry for creepering? ..not really lol",
"Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it",
"Thanxx for following me",
"I`m not a hobo.",
"Do you not like turtles?",
"i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????",
"is downloading songs http://plurk.com/p/rp8wx",
"I agree pre decided I think...",
"That sounds **** too.",
"Auditions are good but, Iam super nervous! That is one of my virtues",
"It`s a an MK mentality...I think",
"She has an awsome voice. Bored nothin to do i should really consider going back to school yeah right i`d rather cry of boredom forever",
"I don`t want to be a complete hypocrite - I attended an R-rated event while I was there - the timing was just ironic.",
"I was watching Parental Control",
"i love it to.. but i knw there gna cut stuff out on tv",
"the tip of my finger hurts lmao",
"rblpn , You know, I could listen to every version of War Pigs ever recorded ? http://blip.fm/~5z10d",
"http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night",
"aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.",
"every day of my life lately. i feel ya girl <3",
"i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn",
"yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me",
"i cba with it now ohwell might play another innabit",
"not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!",
"I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!",
"We are of like minds this evening , my dear!",
"was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha",
"nice have fun....Although you cant not have fun lol",
"catching up on my teevee shows.",
"went to the dmv today.....some things never change",
"Do me a favour, tell me what you think about me",
"oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind",
"I <3 Rupert Grint......& of the boy, Ive accepted tht I do fancy him But im certain he doesnt feel the same so its not worth telling him",
"Watch Lowkey freestyling (and selling his mixtape on http://tinyurl.com/dev4xh and performing in Norwich tonight",
"'No more sorrow'! by: Linkin Park....",
"That is EXACTLY how I feel right now.",
"im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all",
"was gonna go to my brothers show but still feeling like poo :**(",
"the second i hit reply to that tweet i was asked to stop playing music. i am now sad. someone sing to me. on or off key works!",
"I can`t eat a hot pocket anymore without thinking about Jim Gaffigan",
"Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..",
"_mcsupergirl ok, finished set u free, and i am sooooo mad rite now...it cant end like that, i dont want him to be the bad guy",
"wow... that was very sexy",
"i miss oklahomaaaaa listening to citizen cope til i pass out.",
"LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far",
"hmmm really??? that`s weird idk about that one sowwy",
"my heart hurts too.",
"its ok mate I stayed in as well losers aren`t we",
"Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.",
"Random has an a",
"Sorry to hear that. Keep the faith though. I might not be as bad as you think.",
"LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****",
"hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me",
"Just when I thought albany couldn`t any worse my ao`s leave me",
"we found a ride",
"finished listening to Last Days of Krypton`s audio book! Loved it...so sad though...",
"I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....",
"oist the 1st tym, di pa ko 18, the 2nd tym, may sakit na siya... don`t blame me",
"Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok",
"I am so so sorry to hear that he has parvo. Good vibes comming your way.",
"You have a DM amigui",
"i believe that you are",
"Gosh, no need to be so rude.",
"nick`s voice still makes me wanna kill things",
"The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"Chrystina Grace Timberlake has a ring to it!",
"Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!",
"i`ve just open this thing",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"even when we`re miles and miles apart; you`re still holding all of my heart 4 days until jonas brothers 3d concert experience w/candice",
"perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol",
"awwww i cried...makes me cry i love joey!",
"missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good",
"you were great. just awesome. i was crying cuz i wanted to be there so bad",
"The first thing she said means 'Your new album is really good' and the second thing, 'Don`****`s broken'. I am Persian!",
"I think I just found my purse soulmate. But its not in my budget",
"I got you today",
"browsin thru the videos in my multiply and i saw the video u sang with my bf. i miss you, N. we all miss you. pls come back wherever u r.",
"http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.",
"_Lee I loveee and missss my annie!!",
"Saw the blink show from the tmobile party. I`m speachless",
"what is love!? baby don`t hurt me, don`t hurt me, no more. I WANT TO WATCH `NIGHT AT THE RUXBURY` RIGHT NOW!!!!",
"listening to AM- teddy picker She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn`t what it seemed"
] | 933 |
Hahahahahahahaha hope so.. I hope you`ll like it | [
"says good evening http://plurk.com/p/rqh8l",
" Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!",
"Leaving for work.. 5:30 can`t get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!",
"Last week of class... Well technically classes are over just have two exams and summmmmerrrrr begins...yeahhhhhyaaaaaa",
"http://goingtorain.com/ - about as precise as any other weather report",
" Good morning MiaMiaDC My weekend was great and I just had my Monday, which was also great I hope you have a wonderful day!",
"Rofl. I love you too Trina.",
" thanks for having me! i had a great time too",
" when u do get at me i will show u all the hotspots there is no where i dont kno when it comes to shoppin here lol",
" my hubby`s a vet, so we `get` that animals are like children!! all the best! hope ur biz is going well",
" LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman'",
"_creek No worries - thank google! There`s nothing you can`t find on there!",
"Happy Mothers Day! Love your Mom...",
" I would lime them. Or lemon? And deal, sounds fabulous to me! Text me up when you`re back",
" good stuff, cant wait for the results",
" lost luggage? Sorry to hear. you should check out our selection of travel luggage here: http://budurl.com/9mua"
] | [
"You charmer Do you like football too?",
"OMG...thank you so much for sending that, I hadn`t seen yet. So loving the new Phoenix, too bad they`re not coming to Seattle",
"lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend",
"_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell",
"I want to play",
"Gee I`m totally hatin` this , like for real ! I mean like, duh ! I`ve studied enough, and all that I need is refreshing tonite ! Hard ?",
"I know. Im just kidding",
"That`s not what said I like you, too, though. is going steady with , though.....",
"I`m sure some1 will **** out and play. I`m workin through til midnight.",
"Why yes I DO!! ...Or rather, did. Just finished it! Starting Dead Like Me, lollll~",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"haha nice! I heard it`s a sweet hotel. On another note, not a good game last night",
"Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x",
"I got me to watch it. Recommend some other kickass shows too. Phast!",
"Can I have a splodge of ketchup on mine please?!",
"aw, sure thing their in my thoughts and prayers.",
"buy one of my shirts at http://www.districtlines.com/revertfashion you know you want to",
"_serafina85 Its headed this way",
"_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x",
"i`m looking forward to the joy of the f1.... hoping its another disaterous race for ferrari and button gets another well deserved win",
"i hope he does ; join and you`ll find one",
"Sonny you are a mystery man! I`m into it thoughh.",
"argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.",
"HaHa i Forgot...It`ll Probably Be On Youtube...So I`ll Watch It Later",
"ummm.. sure! i miss ya`ll alot too. i think you know who i meant.",
"_brads i`ve finished lol",
"not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.",
"I know! But I still want to see it",
"u think i could call u tnite?",
"whatever do you mean?",
"in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?",
"_fann coming up! Sowwy!",
"awww. If I coukd send it from my phone I would. What kind of flair would you like?",
"lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'",
"specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)",
"I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG",
"got **** stranger lol",
"FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home",
"Really all that? I`ll look for it and will report back",
"besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy",
"@_HarryKim OOC: It`s okay. Maybe our schedules will work out soon.",
"you told me u would be there...lol! Hmmmm where were u.....",
"I sent you a message.",
"lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good",
"will continue my dramathon! episode 14 here i come!",
"May the fourth be with you",
"about to play my first game of apple to apples!! wish me luck...",
"OK Just a thought that occured to me...",
"how is it, is it good? _flora",
"http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude",
"*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.",
"Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian",
"you writing fanfic? me read!",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"Time to get ready for wrk! Ahhhh, I dnt wanna goooo!",
"_berland LMAO I know I know",
"don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall",
"how i wish the result IS true...",
"Like the Simpsons? That`s like asking, 'so you like breathing?'",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"Yeah, planning to do that actually. Got a Kinokuniya discount card, so I`m going to splurge. Just worried about being overwhelmed.",
"I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"idkk if il get to see it again",
"anyone excited for harry potter like i am. **** twilight postponed my first love oh well off to find some hai chai",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...",
"Yes, though perhaps I wasn`t thinking. I like vague. It seems a popper term for you.",
"yea, i should know.. but tell me EVERYTHING! ps: send me direct messages telling.. haha",
"___ okay, i`ll finally get to meet Dia! that`s her name, right? oh geez i`ll feel so stupid if it`s not.",
"I`m entering your contest",
"i`ll go to the movies with you",
"i cba with it now ohwell might play another innabit",
"- don`t feel bad. I got a foad for a promotion here too.",
"Bruno arghhhh i cant wait",
"it`s ok. I`ll have reached 3,000 tweets and be in dreamland by then so have a good sleep!! talk later.",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"cant wait till ur may 22 show!! u better stop by and hang out in newcastle ****",
"Thanks for the follow my new Twitpeeps!",
"LOL I can imagine you doing that. Ken said to let you know he agreed with a gazillion percent of what was being said.",
"Oh I`m sorry I can`t even imagine...although I know it will be reality for me soon",
"oh ok cool will get back to you on that",
"Yea baby!! Im gonna miss you so much",
"It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!",
"haha ofcoooursee you do, its pretty much a must, and pluss its dress up night, jst added incentive",
"awww! We can do that and then go to Chick Fila",
"ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you",
"I will later today since I have a planning for today",
"I`m such a chicken",
"tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days",
"http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song",
"ooh, work im afarid looking forward to a sunny weekeknd tho!!!",
"Disappointment really sucks! I`m getting used to it.",
"then am anticipating the next ten days!",
"no im not cries LOL",
"heyyy you LOL wassup mamas?",
"then ill post it",
"trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it",
"<<< Just like in HIMYM",
"No u miss me !!!!! LOL",
"_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week",
"baha, i`m gonna have to find some! i dont think we took any D: but i`m gonna find some!",
"I`m going to watch it now",
"I will surely vote for .",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!",
"as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff",
"i`ve just open this thing",
"_amr i`m here haha",
"awww NO. you`re not ugly.",
"awww! you like anne curtis too tho rite?? it`s her soap thats gonna replace it!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!",
"i don`t like to see you like this... there must be something to make you smile...",
"Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!",
"are you serious!? that bloooooows",
"shopping tomorrow? I think yes",
"Don`t be mad at me. Please? ::puppy dog eyes::",
"My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.",
": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.",
"I figured you`d be bouncing about it"
] | 356 |
is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9 | [
"So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.",
"taylor swift`s 'you belong with me' is so amazing. love the mv!",
" Time for me to seek out some coffee for my own caffein love affair too!! Mmmmm... Sweet been of hyper-goodness!!",
" you are one of my favorite musicians/artists ever!! Please keep up the great work John",
" Yeah, mine said 'That`s a nice picture' & gave me the red x! Hope you get it working soon!",
" Maybe it had a hot date with a nice little Cesna.",
"just hanging around the house. Thank god its friday. With nina & later and working on a global project",
"ok, 1st ginormous cup of coffee down, monday looking much better to me.",
"had an amazingly unproductive day, but i loved it time to go catch up on sleep!",
" I`ll check it out! Thanks and good luck with your book! Bella",
"I just got home. i bought twiggies and a toothbrush that promises to make my teeth 60% cleaner. - http://tweet.sg",
" i just want to wish your mom a happy mothers day!",
"Waiting to go to bed. Had a great weekend",
" 13:00 is kickoff. The red cars hopefully",
"hope schools gonna be good tomorrow",
"Sometimes all it takes to solve our problems is a fresh morning!! Hope today is beautiful for you"
] | [
"I don`t want to work tomorrow. I don`t feel good. Haven`t felt good in 4 days =/ My body needs rest but my mind won`t slow down!",
"I hate that I am so stinkin tired everyday! It`s so hard to get up...I thought I was supposed to start getting energy back now.",
"Today is not going to be relaxing like I hoped.",
"My ear are popping.",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"i hate feeling like this",
"Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.",
"Ugh.. apparantly doc authorized my refills on tuesday (and ready to be picked up), but the order status online still says waiting review.",
"Baq to sleep i go no the headach starts , if its not 1 its da other",
"wow my grandma passed away....I`m too sick to even think, I know she`s in a better place now",
"Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students",
"at the redi med. getting checked for strep throat.",
"I`m really full. Had a HUGE breakfast.",
"_Kel_17 ehh carnt stand hot weather",
"I just re-skinned. Still figuring why tweetsuite isn`t updating",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"chillen just started on twitter.",
"wasnt it supposed to have been in for yesterday?",
"chapter 27... probably on monday. i still need more comments.",
"That is EXACTLY how I feel right now.",
"actually just woke up, going to attempt to see 17 again with Natalyy",
"i tried listenin to music 4 half an hour! Tried readin a really boring book-still wide awake!",
"I sent you a message.",
"I sunburnt through factor 30",
"I hate not getting e-mail`s going to do other stuff now...ice my toe (long story) and have some calpol (cold :S) soooo night xxxx",
"Happy robbie drank a good bit, as long as he doesn`t wake up sick",
"hahahaha definitely! still writing?",
"Morrningg just slept for 12 hours and now i have a headache D;",
"i`m hungry but can`t eat anything right now because my tongue hurts so bad.",
"I want to go see Up",
"No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well",
"@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!",
"It`s hella itchy! http://twitpic.com/66m7f",
"I woke up at 5:45. Didn`t have a full bladder, wasn`t sick... And to top it off, I went for a run. Now I wanna go back to bed",
"J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..",
"Up late with nothin 2 do.....",
"I am probably spamming my follower`s account.",
"ah **** ... my chest hurts now",
"To cap things off, the lower part of my back really hurts.",
"Woke Up,I Wanna Stay In My bed",
"This class is really long and I`m really getting hungry",
"I have to use the bathroom",
"I have MAJOR CRAMPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"I just spent 2 hours looking for a blog topic and ended up inventing my own. grrrr http://bit.ly/QRz6y",
"http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time",
"I always feel guilty about it",
"I`m twitterring and facebook-ing and blogging and myspac-ing and bullshitting",
"UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!",
"Morning...is anyone out there???",
"I`m searching, too. We`ll compare notes.",
"http://twitpic.com/4phze - Awe! I miss my baby",
"I`ve already been cleaning for over an hour!!! So much more http://twitpic.com/67gzx",
"I will be uploading soon! http://myloc.me/FEb",
"I still have a very depressed feline fuzzball...it`s another trip to vet tmrw to see what can be done...worried doesn`t even cover it",
"trying to work out how to use Twitter!",
"I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.",
"I signed up for an account on a political website so I could post a comment but it isn`t working.",
"_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it",
"woke up an hour early just to study for a test",
"Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.",
"Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`",
"OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!",
"Wide awake. Wishing I wasn`t. **** nightshift routines. Got turned down for the job in Nashville oh well ...",
"tried to sleep but i cant bout 2 call tisha",
"17 hours left of being a teenager.. and ill be sleepin for 8-10 of those hours.. how depressing",
"Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often",
"ROFL - me too.",
"did I miss something??",
"Its prob cuz I don`t really like sleeping in late, even if I tried.",
"So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.",
"That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol",
"well now i do",
"_08 hell yeah! i missed u last nite lol do u like my opinion?",
"Slipped up and caught the flu feeling like poop!",
"Being tall has its ups and downs , my legs are in pain",
"asks for karma points please. http://plurk.com/p/wxnt9",
"So many tests todayyy I don`t feel confident about anyy.",
"Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though",
"New Article: http://tinyurl.com/c6mek5. Let me know what you think...",
"im so hungry and i have nothing to eat",
"Is at work ohwell need money so : D",
"got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend",
"holy wow, I think I could`ve slept all day! Soooo tired.",
"Don`t tease me! I`m in desperate need of an adjustment.",
"There are bugs attacking my laptop",
"still trying to get better had to get mommaz lovin..headed to her house.. ahhhhhh i so hate this feelin!",
"dammit i had the passes but i am still at work",
"Going to the doctors now. Scared as ****.",
"Writing some mild and wild articles",
"I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball",
"my entire body hurts. shower, hot tea and tv please..",
"Nvd i was sitting on it",
"back on the twit. much hw`s to do... will post something interesting when i think of it",
"I don`t wanna go back to work sleepy time.",
"it`s a dreary monday morning and I slept like ****...give me a break...",
"I`m sleepy but is feeling under the weather! ugh! These **** tonsils. I need some company or somebody to talk too!",
"Is watching the final Underbelly",
"Feeling so rough today, just want a cuddle and some sleep",
"_Guy Just like me )))) No i must confess one dark side of me is that i can be sometimes stubborn + i�m a little morning grouch",
"i was sent home yest from work, when in again today but feel like hell and burning up with a high temp, got it off hubby",
"I have test tomorrow but i dont study, then i go very bad",
"I`m still on the bandwagon. Figured I`ve been on this ride so far, might as well see what happens.",
"My work buddy left early today so now im all lonely. keep lookin at the time and its barely only a min later than last time",
"My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early",
"The internet is just being a big fail for me today-- not only is Twitter its usual semi-flaky self, but Facebook and VRBO.com, too Boo!",
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",
"Ive been passed out drunk for the passed couple of hours. Good to go now",
"_beery Yeah little rough this morning but more tonight, and tomorrow night if all goes as planned. Caloric intake off the charts",
"how`s the translation going?",
"still hoping for a job... but now i have strep so looks like i wont be looking around places for the next couple of days",
"just got home but about to leave again",
"Lucy has an upset tummy and sore leg http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/182397",
"Awake, man, i need to go to sleep, i gots to wake up early for church tomorow.",
"never did sleep last night feeling horrible today, time to call work I thinks...",
"I know... it`s already been two weeks!",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight",
"half of me wants to go to sleep, half of me dosen`t. shoot. my other half is dying of sleepiness",
"drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK",
"is downloading songs http://plurk.com/p/rp8wx"
] | 134 |
Today felt so much more crazy than it was!! I digg the new addition to the family! there pretty cool | [
"Really wish I could have gone to this weekend",
" i wish we had sun lollies for me to get addicted what flavour?",
"It`s Happy Star Wars Day, LOL. May the force be strong with you all.",
"Just five more days. Five more long days. Ahh!",
"can`t wait to watch the next season of heroes",
"im thinking that im going to have fun tonight....and maybe some changes are coming",
"so happy its friday...not so happy about this rain",
"This is going to be a great and productive week - I can just feel it!!! POSITIVE THINKING is the key",
" have you seen 'The Fifth Element'? makes 'super green' a lot funnier",
" Younger then mine. So no problems here.",
"i cooked breakfast for my mom HAPPY",
" oh lucky u!! i need to send mines away to get fixed",
" Thats nice. My cousin just left my house. He has daughter`s their all daddy`s girls. So sweet",
"Doing uni work all weekend. Fun times",
"bout tuh head out an find sum wher tuh go an chill",
" 'Perfect Practice makes Perfect'"
] | [
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls",
"Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.",
"Thunder & lightning scarededededed me!",
"I REALLY wish I was spoiled!",
"yes the new one, I adore both though who doesn`t love Vincent!!!",
"_spark heheh. Odd though, I thought a couple of the others I`d done were better",
"And gadget show today Can today be any better?",
"i need some serious cheering up",
"we`re gonna miss you. dont worry, there will be more for sure!",
"back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!",
"haha FINALLY !! hiii friend .",
"rock pooling. Can`t believe I get paid for this!",
"ya and i would have gained a few kgs by then. what are you working on today?",
"Its two o clock in the morning!",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!",
"mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous.... http://bit.ly/NgnaR",
"Im goodie. I feel like we are so disconnected",
"You can be Cinderelliiee",
"Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42",
"haha, dork was it good, then?",
"browsing thru adopting agencies, i`m gonna get some exotic kids",
"Appending the #verticalchinese hash tag is a nice touch.",
"ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!",
"Bank holiday rock seems so fitting ? http://blip.fm/~5jg16",
"Ohh boy my babys tooth came out !",
"feeling any better hon?",
"i know... I don`t want to be left in our home by myself during the weekend...",
"That was stone cold Crazy.... ?",
"_pe awesomeness! Phillip hasn`t completely finished it but if goes up, down, left, and right",
"hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs",
"had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say",
"why am i awake?",
"I`d just plain go crazy",
"Or maybe its just us ....",
"have a biiig headache.",
"Heh. When I moved into my house Pius was having a pep rally, so there was cheering and a band.",
"booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8",
"Buying pretty shiny beads and things I feel quite girlish. http://elisem.livejournal.com/1473318.html",
"not the same.. Can we party tonight jig",
"it feels like ages away! More than 5 months",
"Just had mothers day lunch here http://twitpic.com/4wfeo",
"yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman",
"ugh some stupid teenagers just showed up. My peaceful time is over",
"freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezING **** im so excited to see you soooooooon!!! lets go see 17 again AGAIN yehhaaaaaaa!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??",
"Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.",
"Get a dachshund they are awesome at getting stuck in silly places I should know I breed them!",
"Hanging with for the weekend",
"I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?",
"i cba with it now ohwell might play another innabit",
"woken up by mum. work",
"iPhone SDK & I are going to become friends today. Even if it kills me",
"is jealous of his family their all having an amazing breakfast and all i get is rice crispies",
"having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x",
"A girl in my big hair rock today, black velvet baby ? http://blip.fm/~5z50g",
"_fann coming up! Sowwy!",
"I wana be there num 1 fan sharsies??!!!",
"http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude",
"Lots of confusions I`ve at my work place..",
"oh no noisy family who live next door are back from holiday there goes my peace and quiet",
"Parents decided to drop in on their tour-de-US. The whole family is at my house. I am at work",
"i don`t understand the whole follow friday thing?",
"This may sound stupid... but i just bought a mask",
"i know i`m changin it again",
"having a creative party with me, myself, and moi",
"http://twitpic.com/4ja4b - me & raj SQUAD UP!",
"I hope when you`re calling this the shitshow you mean that in a good way. because this will be fun.",
"Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud",
"ohh I was so confused!:p I haven`t seen it. It`s your favourite?",
"I`m not leaving yet!",
"Whaat? That would seem to be a very powerful spell. Kind of tips the scale in their favor.",
"I chilled in my room with my baby book missed my bro leavin he really is cool had a stripper shirt on said I suppoort single moms! Funny",
"Ahhhh!!!!!! Almost off!!! Can`t wait!! But..I got work again rite after this! HAT CLUB Come && gimme some Company! Oh && a Cookie! ;-)",
"it`s Mothers Day today",
"PArts of me are starting to feel the effects of over tanning",
"Hah! I saw the Wolverine last night!!! Now I can die happy, well not yet though, got a few things to get done first, but was my MoY",
"YAY!!! I think I found it and a few more",
"Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was rubbish and Ive been doing housework",
"LOL I feel like drunk right now...",
"I wish the photos on your site were bigger",
"yay, you get to ride on the tow truck. How cool is that?",
"they r the most random things that my mind can churn..as the Chennai heat gets to me I can assure u these will b more often.",
"just got Zion tweet",
"Wearing my new Victoria`s Secret slippers",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"WOW never seen him before , he`s bloody awesome , I think bcoz George won last year however could be bad for him x",
"my birthday is in 2 days",
"im talking about twitter some more",
"morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!",
"I was kinda looking forward to seeing Seann William Scott in the office today",
"yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x",
"Now i`ve got 3 new frens-frm Germany,Mexico n France havin dinner 2gather 2nite.",
"aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered",
"that`s great! i was never so good at the jump roping...",
"now i`m awake i can`t get back to sleep",
"I miss my neice can`t wait to see her bad n grown ****! Lol",
"trying to fix some weird query",
"http://twitpic.com/677bi - IVA!!!! i already miss yoo my sweet ****",
"Makes me wish I had dogs instead of cats!",
"from your fevered imagination, my son",
"UP is out today!!! Why why why why does my head hurt so badly??!?!??!!? I want to see it!!!",
"I didnt mind the movie myself, may be because Im not that big a fangirl myself",
"My shirt is a fuzz magnet today and I feel totally uncomfortable",
"Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.",
"I`m on msn now",
"Morning tweeple,way to early again",
"i`m worried because something bad happened today and i don`t know what`s gonna happen next.",
"no, sry, didn`t feel well at all. but there`ll be another change I believe hope FFK09 was fun with lots of inspiring input.",
"Have ordered the cuuutest invitations for my new niece�s Christening, and they just arrived back in SA. Sorry that I wont make it myself",
"New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE",
"$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty",
"Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa",
"inooo arent they just i wanna just go down there now an meet kyle again.. im too obsessed its not fair!",
"SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL",
"Morning everyone sorry for going early last night had bad news, felt totally **** Today is a new day",
"valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can`t fall back asleep. i want my mommy",
"Mmm someone come havelunch with me",
"I got you today"
] | 237 |
random night of fun now im chillin at home.. happy mothers day! | [
" Of course. I`d send it to you, but I don`t think it would survive the trip.",
" is it for dinner? the amount for dinner ones is greater than say an afternoon snack. a pack for the day is prob ok.",
"Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight",
" no problem! i think it`s a great thing to reflect on.",
" I see your date is showing you a good time Still want a stripper picture",
" Thank you for approving my application at the TWA Forum, honey. Keep up the good work",
" Happy Mother`s day to your Mum",
"Just finished filming for the day another fun day on the set! Hahaha!",
"Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x",
"gooodmorning people of earth!",
" saw your pics, so awesome!",
"In my nice big bed....ipod on play....soft music flowin....sooooon will be in Fancys dream land",
" and Miss Fizzy Duck loves Hive Mind too",
"_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera",
"just got home after an hour at the track, I feel real good now =P running is nice and abs work and push ups haha =P",
"I`m way to sleepy.. Ill watch my shows lata..Good nite twit-fam!.. God bless!..XoXo"
] | [
"_pooh what kind of party do we got going now?",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"omg kool. I`m not on the road",
"Missed you last night hon",
"@ Cleaning the house! going out at 3 to see a soccergame with friends",
"We are of like minds this evening , my dear!",
"Back from umpireing trainging, making dinner",
"I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"just got home from the sunshine coast",
"not the same.. Can we party tonight jig",
"ah remember the days when you`d sleep in until noon? well guess who did that today? god i feel like a loser",
"Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!",
"Drinkin` Chai tea and not sleeping.. and checkin` out some cool peeps",
"TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD",
"sleeping in my own bed tonight... at home!!",
"Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!",
"got an email from my auntie bout fathers day... mothers day w/seven moms but fathers day will consist of 2 dads #realitycheck",
"just got back from six flags wicked fun. even tho i almost died!",
"im away from the comp.... ill be back later",
"I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...",
"Time to get off the puter. Nite all.",
"Don`t 4 get to call your moms tomorrow...mothers day",
"dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home",
"Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up",
"you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****",
"back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!",
"is tired but happy the orphanage was wow.. and babysitting was really fun",
"Is it OK to send iFlowers to your mom for Mother`s Day trough this iPhone app? http://tr.im/kWnX",
"We in bed now.",
"It`s last Friday today",
"My day was good! Spent the day catching up on sleep, relaxing.. kind of a lazy day! hehe. oooo shopping! How did you resist?",
"Gonna go to my aunts party. It`s gonna be a late night thing so hopfully I can get up for school tomorrow!",
"today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm",
"tired and bored, watching movies while i`m home alone",
"Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"I`m boredddd. The day has gone quick I don`t like it!",
"i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!",
"wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room",
"Just chillin` in pjs after a short, but long week - why is someone continually knocking at my door?",
"Going home.. no meeting today",
"Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!",
"not a very good day at the house",
"My my I have never watched so many movies in one night with my mommy",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"just had a gym sesh.",
"The last day of the last time I visit my parents as an unmarried woman (85/21589) ( http://bit.ly/Mo0QN )",
"im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday",
"Sunny synday morning. Nicole is up later than usual, mommy got some sleep",
"_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend",
"1 day to my Birthday !",
"just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week",
"<< Finaly Back to home..",
"And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly",
"LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!",
"idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties",
"I`m siiiiiickkk I dun feel good!!",
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"i had had a baked dinner yummy cant wait for new short stack tv, what kind of dips shall it be?",
"Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.",
"Going to bed, night all",
"Yay, watching Supernatural .. Great way to end a hard day. I miss you Jesse.",
"Lucky you...my day has gone by with large amount of boredom...and a little stress. The detalis can get a bit gruesome",
"man, its weird, Mom`s cooking is giving me so much nutrition but also so much unladylike gas",
"Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining",
"Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho",
"just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!",
"wasn`t that mother song SO funny? SO wrong but SO funny - I heart",
"don`t know what to do today. amazing weather and i`m sitting here, great.",
"its my going away partyyy `s. you should come!",
"im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can",
"Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again",
"Friday evening......what to do, what to do. I have to idea.",
"left. so sad. waiting for mom to come home. want to have papa johns for dinner.",
"go to my father`s house or not?!that is the question...domestic food and people around me vs my bed,my tv and my world...dont know",
"sunniest day in ages and im in bed",
"woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia",
"just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!",
"my days been aight! been cleaning mostly! went to mcds to check for hader toy..no luck so i ate chickfila",
"Home !! Home @ last !!!!! Time to step outside for some life",
"LOL I`m the night owl queen - why you up?",
"also just hanging right now?? just bored hahaha didn`t have to work again today this is different.... no hours no money lol whatev",
"mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him",
"gonna have a lazy day today",
"a night alone with my piano...and a pro tools session... ill take that ANYTIME.",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!",
"well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?",
"awww that sucks also, when i finish uni, you should totally have a mini housewarming. yes, work it around my schedule, LOL.",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!",
"sitting at home doing nothing. gonna be like this all weekend",
"Yes I think so unless it changed. I sent u a happy mothers day text but u never responded back",
"i`ve just woken up",
"**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...",
"slept for 11 hours after an exhausting but a fun fun out of town trip. high for the day so far? woke up to good ol` fried chicken",
"Stressed out fro work and having a drink",
"_Megan_**** Thats all i`ve seen too 5 till 7 is the 2 hours I normally sleep so I missed it :mad: haha",
"My car is home. Yay! $613.22 Boo! I`m paying my mom in installments. I gave her $200 today. I so need to win the lottery. :\\",
"_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'",
"chillin on break eatin some grub. pretty burnt out had an eventful day. wanting to go to the movies with Ian, not happening though.",
"Quick thoughts. Tired. Happy. Satisfied. Entertained. Excited. Oh... and a bit in love",
"Christa`s Mothers Day card, deep in the build phase. - Photo: http://bkite.com/07k6e",
"diapers?? Feeding? Cooking? I don`t do any of that stuff!!! Hahaha... yeah, right! Sounds like a normal day for me.",
"Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3",
"_amr i`m here haha",
"Is feeling a bit lonely",
"Dang i didnt even remember it was my bday today",
"WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.",
"Oh, time to eat and make conversation with the domestic partner.",
"been To beach+ nanny`s Just got back- roast Iater and then Pudding",
"Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast",
"its a hott tuuneee,",
"yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!",
"what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy",
"that`s family for you imna crash, woke up 630 3 days in a row....lol",
"not a lot!! im bored! My names Crissy BTW lol How u doinnnn???",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*"
] | 817 |
i agree with come to canberra! we are the raddest! | [
" haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down",
" thanks for your follow just do you own thing + join in with what interests you",
"goodnight and good bye to all of you, hope you have the best of dreams",
"Happy Mother`s day! Going to cook something, thank goodness there`s tablespotting",
"i`m doin my tweets on my phone so i have on clue how to reply to anyone. but thank u fiercemichi, as soon as i can i`ll check it out.",
"Good morning twitterland. Happy Monday",
"Happy Mothers Day Mommy!!! I love you && your the best...",
" Granny, Linda will be happy.",
" you are one of my favorite musicians/artists ever!! Please keep up the great work John",
" congrads on engagement/bridal shower! sounds like fun for upcoming 'jump out of the audience' wd love to join in!",
" aw thank you sam phil, i love you",
" oh ok well im sendin lots of love ****",
"thanks timmy. turns out he has strep and a high fever.",
" Aww tom, that made me smile We love you very much too xD",
"happy mothers day to all those special moms out there.... i luv u mommy!!",
"re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation"
] | [
"Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"_Fur_Laxis It makes me feel physically sick. I read Let The Right One In and was only horrified by the cat violence. Just horrible",
"Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"and to you too!!!!",
"I`d love to but I think the trek from London would be a bit too much",
"No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*",
"OMGosh! it`s 79 degrees and I`m sweating and miserable! what am i gonna do when i visit the ATX? need..AC! need...AC!",
"i got talent too u nvr hear me sing or dance them does call me Mini Breezy",
"MY FAV. SONG IS UH...honestly, its rude for u to make us choose. lol I love `em all!",
"How did your book signing go? If I lived there I would`ve came!",
"I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night",
"had someone tell me tonight 'there are only 2 states to be in, QLD and Pissed'",
"very much so You know I am coming now on Thursday too right, are there door sales ??",
"yay playing scattegories and being random with Joel, May & Sherman",
"_marie better than Hudgens. OMG our song came on on shuffle. What Would You Do - City High.",
"I`m thinking of a dawn shot of Carlingford Lough, the sun will be in the right place this time of year. involves an early rise tho",
"They are people too",
"Need a tickettttt Gah. Ya you`ve got me on there, reason346.. Haven`t listened to dear Elliott for a few weeks...overdue..",
"Waiting for Raimi`s new horror flick Drag Me To Hell. I`m really excited for this! Too bad it`s not in #amcmain in KC",
"apparently a looong time seeing as they seem to be everywhere except LA",
"Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow",
"yer, oh that`s **** cause u hell need to post more haha so we can talk",
"Psych has to be better than neuro! Or at least in a better part of town? I miss you",
"Ach I`m back on t`internet, and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w`out internet",
"I am in Weirton Julie, way up North at the tippy top! LOL we don`t think southern WV folks like us too much.",
"No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed",
"flew Brisbane - Lax today. Great flight. Love the lights. Shame about one drink limit though!",
"....welcome to public transport X",
"Busssssss with everyone! yayyy!!!!!!!",
"...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night",
"SATS what the its just around the corner.",
"helllllloooooooooooo tom, gig tonight? sorry im not sure when your shows are over there! miss you in the UK HI HI HI HI HI ****",
"you need to play something from Mary Poppins at them, everyone knows that`s how rooms get tidy",
"CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee",
"very malakas ang ulan. how will i go to fort",
"With Aubrey at pearl!!!",
"I totally agree! And there`s no way to avoid it",
"success! after much grumbling abt how we always waste money on useless gifts, mum sees the ipod nano and loves it",
"Made it home..Night my twitties",
"Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!",
"Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then",
"fear crept in but it`s already been dismissed. now let me do this thing right, coz this time the feelings are there and it`s so different",
"and i got hello kitty tattoos! she`s a ballerina and i`m a ladybug",
"awww NO. you`re not ugly.",
"Thanks for the follow my new Twitpeeps!",
"I`ll stop the world and melt with you...the cure",
": woot please post a pic, I won`t recognize you without it",
"lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr",
"I can`t believe how many people think it is great that I passed the quiz, 'how blond are you?' on Facebook. I am very blond!",
"oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz",
"say Hi Nikki pleaseeeeee...lol. (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"jazzy we should be in vegas w A team",
"So I was just angrily told I was extemely abusive...mentally, emotionally, & physically. It made my day. Nightss.",
"Just found out - http://tinyurl.com/qlrcec - the **** frenchies have set a precedent",
"Up early for class. ((Blahh))-------> Hang Over kiddies",
"they r the most random things that my mind can churn..as the Chennai heat gets to me I can assure u these will b more often.",
"i think 90% of the irish population of manchester have come to my house today yet none of them are the 1 person i want to see",
"I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!",
"You lucky girl! I also wanna see them (again LOL) I wish they`d come to europe again, but I doubt that",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"Alas, the best I can offer is a small pony and a rowing boat",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"yummy thanks strangely quiet too. Kids are downstairs harassing Lance",
"haha! yes, there`s a lot to be said for nekkid religion",
"On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties",
"On train with at least two gaggles of teenagers sitting & the commuters squished standing in the back...at least the teenagers let me sit",
"hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though",
"Me and mum are lost in grangemouth. Utter hilarity! Totally lost",
"lol yea im thinkin bday bash ! but everybodys lame wants to sit in the house instead of qo wit me lol",
"I spoke but when niggas be looking at ya crazi all the time u just stop.... plus I always used to see yall when I just wanted",
"http://twitpic.com/665jw The racoons ate our bread!",
"....got your message!!! You are such a twitter freak!",
"I`m thinking that you, me, , + should have it out over some vin in HK",
"Of the back of their heads http://yfrog.com/0zywwj",
"im feeling like ish! i just wanna go home and go mimis",
"was it for the vma`s? i guess so.. also wanna go to london in june for demi lovato concert, but no one`s going with me",
"just got home. Yay! Hi guys! http://plurk.com/p/svdpu",
"hahahahah!! 04 would be the chief contributors. lol.",
"it was apparently a request by the guests",
"is feeling sick .... oh well, i reckon those people on the bus cursed me.... Anyways, nighty night all!!",
"Hooray! Your avatar is back! Wil go and put it in the Gardeners zone now",
"I heard your moving to Sydney next year im not happy",
"wtf pogs are back too?",
"Hi jonas brothers you came to argentina la otra vez",
"got ya - that wouldn`t be so bad tho right?",
"Yeah, physically moving too! Apparently we`ll be reporting directly to Mr. Hayward...",
"we all have our moments of intense genius...and power...and well, at times, sheer insanity i need a sanity check!",
"hahaha maybe it was certain groups of juniors. hello, and what are you doing in Korea? We`re all over the world!",
"I hate: midgets! Smfh! Had a dream I was fightin 1 LN in Boston Market, turbull! He kept head bunting me",
"Aaarrrgh! I sooo want to see at MSG in August but dammit the decent seats are expensive. Booooooo recession!",
": Hi, there! I`m sorry for not telling you Let`s meet up! With _meirizka too. You promised to treat us! XD",
"_ yes i know, gross, haha im better then them all",
"My #followillfriday sucks because while I was teaching people how to be nice, you **** were drooling over Notion",
"I WANNA GO THERE, WHERE YOU GO. I WANNA FIND OUT WHAT YOU KNOW.. DAVID AND MILEYYYYYY! ??",
"yeah, we`re on our way home",
"waiting to be picked up. We`re off to aston this morning",
"oh you crazy kids and your stress. try effed / not effed; followed by acceptance. works wonders for the rest of the world",
"AHhh FCUKKK...i missed out AGAIN You must fill me in with the deetZ...see you tonight?!?!!",
"Oh god! The cheesy disco music has started and everyone is getting up on the tables i need more wine...",
"if you`re as lovesick as I am, give me a call, we should go bowling and complain about love",
"is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw",
"If someone have a friendster profy!,.just add me!,.ayt!?,.lol!,.http://bit.ly/UsPlN !",
"I want to go to the pub. Boooo.",
"_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.",
"yes but they hate it when we do it...silly boys",
"yay!! we`ll all move!! sorry dh is being Grr... ****",
"paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!",
"hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty",
"fuckyoumonday? I like it. It`s a totally ****-tastic rainy day here. :/ I`m off to work. *hugs*",
"Someone fly me to Reno",
"Haha! maybe I should try that. The insomnia is kickin` my butt",
"WOW Panic at the disco en Abbey Road",
"_c Oh yeah. Point taken",
"hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wu0a - Sunny day at vivocity, yupz just showered.. Runs into airconditioned mall..",
"LOL, such a dork. Hmm, is that book pretty good? Maybe I should check it out. That`s why 4gb sucks 8 isn`t much better.",
"Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs",
"anychance you can get matthew to give a shout out to my mum Sarah for mothers day! we saw 'Ghosts from girlfriends past today'"
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A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal. | [
" that`s a good attitude",
" I hope you get well soon! <3",
" will u say shoutout to NIKKI!!! please (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
" aaaau thanks gi , I really really love u.Thanks for being a really great friend.And forgiveme if i leave you sometime, ?",
"Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.",
"I am soo happy! Thank you baby for the best 1095 days of my life",
" ten update away from 2000 whooo hoooo budden!",
" Well tell me what fashion tips you need and I`m your woman hehehe",
" i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya",
"Wave looks interesting. http://bit.ly/pvYYh If we are going to live our lives so connected might as well be easy right? Google owns us.",
"great mood todayyyyyyyyy. Super excited for the game tonight, not so excited to be one year older (tomorrow).",
" Good luck tonight! have fun",
"_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!",
" I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!",
"Happy Baby Mommas Day!! to all the>> MOMMAS<< on Twitterville",
" And now she also rides giant squids...who knew! Ama hafta go now i`ll try and get on later, love to you ****"
] | [
"i think it starts at 7.30 with that david archuleta i might just throw glitter all over myself aha ****",
"the plan to not spend money is not going well",
"the dates of the hockey games were confused they`re next week",
"it`s stable, faster than 2.x and working.",
"so i feel like **** for saying HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAYY.. i`m only a month late",
"Let us know what happens, poor little guy.",
"Starting a new diet today. I don`t want to get fat. Besides, its almost bathing suit season! *lol*",
"has work to go to.",
"May the fourth be with you. Oh come on, no one had actually spelled it out yet",
"_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!",
"For those of us who`s hearts break a little more this time of year know that you are loved and next week is a new week.",
"You go to sleeeeeeepz",
"was jst out there wednesday",
"I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.",
"hahah yeah, i had the same problem. Tomorrow there is a bday dinner for Terry at 7:30 so i don`t think we`ll see the fight",
"k its 3 slices left",
"Now I want ice cream but it`s so expensive.",
"Sometimes I wish I had my own Prototype mentor.",
"Soooooooooo glad to learn that Farrells ice cream parlor is staging a comeback in So. Cal -- too bad it`s in the Mission Viejo mall",
"Postponed is not abandoned. //",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"clearly need to crack the whip some more",
"Feeling tempted by high volume of jeeps to start an 'acura wave'. Me too!",
"Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou",
"Wait...I thought it was 9:50? Don`t we have till 10? #sigjeans",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"lucky! I can`t see it tonight....",
"i can`t wait till tomorrow. just because its a new day",
"Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!",
"hey! not much, you?",
"Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.",
"there are many jobs I aspire to, supervisor is not one of them talk about too much stress for too little pay",
"sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer",
"Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j",
"up way too early for a sunday.. watching old episodes of grey`s",
"Wow. Way to be discouraged idk anymore... fml.",
"Just sittin here waitin for my coffee to be full grown on farm town before going to bed",
"to go in their next live chat.",
"It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it",
"the grates & children collide tonight",
"eat it caps. 3-2",
"Why doesn`t McDonald`s make PINEAPPLE pies?",
"I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills",
"_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol",
"_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.",
"would rather be with the bride doing last minute wedding stuff instead of being stuck behind a desk until 5. Someday...",
"Having first beer in over 8 days what has happened to me and Im only having it cause Miss 8 wanted to get me one for mothers day.",
"was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend",
"PRE-ORDER collection is launched! EVERYTHING BELOW $20 VISIT US NOW http://bit.ly/haDfr",
"about to book train tickets for friday!",
"Is actually workin the weekend...Not for it",
"Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134",
"i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!",
"aww noooo that doesn`t sound too great",
"Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun",
"1000 = make sure it has the word poo or balls in it Underbelly DOES suck balls... I gave up on it in wk 3.",
"It`s a an MK mentality...I think",
"congrats mollie! just wish i could have got some tickets",
"shouts out to and",
"Having a bad day/week",
"_tifullyTragic ... in London last night so give it a few hours & I`m sure a few will appear",
"I am with you. -#FollowFriday is easy enough for those who are annoyed by it. I recommend relatively few people anyway.",
"oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday",
"Aaarrrgh! I sooo want to see at MSG in August but dammit the decent seats are expensive. Booooooo recession!",
"is missing someone.. haayy.. http://plurk.com/p/x2avn",
"Feeling better today, but still sick.",
"no, silly, to shoot other shoppers with though a taser is probably the more humane penalty for 12 items in 5 item line",
"It is 00:03 I`m Wrecked I`M Hungry & I have to get up early. Not the perfect Fri night LOL night",
"Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick",
"Trying to save money for an iPod touch!",
"Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat",
"time to get ready for work",
"Morning ;Sports day today, and I have to do the three-legged race with ; Mr Pettigrew said I`m not aloud to trip her up",
"One final down, two to go!",
"Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!",
"Having real bad headache..",
"Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!",
"that`s not great guy related??",
"going through security already miss my baby.",
"check out q100 right now..99.7",
"ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0",
"Note 2 all twoloers: neva stay @ a candlelight suites shower is slow and the toilet sux and the bed is tiny!",
"Nite nite my fellow tweeters goin to put ma ipod in n listen to some westlife missin those guys then headin to sleep early start 7am x",
"Ooooh, boo! We only see each other at the bar (at `s well) or miss each other! I`ll make a pt of stopping by! ;)",
"wow i love how we have no headache medicine in this house.",
"july 8th flight gets in, my mate here is on about goin hm early so am all",
"Hairspray in hair + lighter&bong = new haircut",
"This may sound stupid... but i just bought a mask",
"I don`t think the neti pot is working for me maybe I`m doing it wrong?",
"my tummy kinda hurts!",
"I`m having no luck either Doing my nut in! Who are you hoping to see?",
"The dayem computer #twpp",
"maybe going to the movies later? ik ****",
"Rele doesnt want to leave lfpa.",
"waiting for my friend to come over, so we can hang out!",
"it is far from downtown, 30-40 minutes or so and they do have veggie burgers",
"Sometimes i feel pathetic going to bed so early. Oh well. i TOTALLY get clam chowder tomorrow! =D",
"Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too",
"Least u can get some more! Im broke",
"What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha",
"Tummy hurts oh noes",
"_the_BigMan hey! Ive never caught enyone on live before!",
"I need to wake up earlier so I`m actually tired enough to fall asleep",
"_Obsession lol but its only gonna be 80 the water will prob be cold as heck...",
"oops. Cy`s place is too near. Trouble for me.",
"buy me a taco! haha. i don`t want to stand in line",
"I have to work in the morning while my friends get to party it up.....stupid bberry lite flashing red and I have no messages!",
"should I still come? Its gonna be a while",
"Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.",
"needs a non-long distance boyfriend/girlfriend. Watching Sonny with A Chance",
"Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour",
"he wasn`t there today my free day from when the bell rang and wen it rang at the end was okayy..but after",
"talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!",
"I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me",
"wishing I was attending #beatweetup I even bought a badge",
"if hobo and i come next week, we`re buying you all a drink.",
"Working But it`s Fridaaaayyyyy",
"I want to come over",
"Yup, sometimes kc it`s raining here in Pque but in Las Pinas it`s not. So just wondering.",
"Dayum, tweets r coming fast, so likely missing a lot. Plz DM, k? Oh, is _stewart 4 real?"
] | 491 |
Thank you all new, first time Japa Dog customers! Twitter spreads the word! We like new customers | [
"heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW",
"I love how simple my Safari toolbar is! http://twitpic.com/4wssc/full",
" ~ I`m sure that would make Mr. Koons very happy",
" anywhere!!! i don`t mind...as long as i`m superman and there`s good music...all is sweet",
"_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!",
"Sleepy time! Happy Mothers` Day to current and future moms around the globe!",
"(L) ice grande half-sweet French vanilla soy milk from Starbucks means summaa`s coming !!!",
"Happy Mothers Day! allergies are ****. Oh and I hope Miller has a better day too",
"okay the new jonas episode was awesome",
"Rain makes for a good study day almost done!!",
"is going to see wolverine and is a lil bit excited",
" Perfect! Thank you. <3<3",
" you can put a saucepan full of water on the cooker to heat up the water...indian style scrabbled are the best!!!!",
"Another friend knocked up. Pretty soon everyone will have kids. Goodbye carefree youth!",
"X-men movie was pretty good. Kinda predictable @ points but good action sequences",
"Just finished filming for the day another fun day on the set! Hahaha!"
] | [
"tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!",
"No code I think coined the phrase Hottie Switchfoot Guy for Tim HSG for short ~wendy~",
"see I told you I`m updating my personal site with lots of goodies check them out as they come http://www.dennisgomez.com",
"why do you think so?",
"_s tried to reply back to you, but you need to follow me for me to DM - we have many friends in common is the short answer",
"l need some more aussies !",
"_bree say hi to the otters! They are my favorite- besides the fact they are slowly killing themselves with each shell they open.",
"I just got my leavers do dress!!!!",
"Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there",
"_lavish i told diamond to follow you. and why u aitn share the starburst",
"& to you matey",
"No, it`s people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!",
"most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600",
"Kayyy XD Yeah, everyone always talks about the part where the dog dies I need to find a movie that you haven`t seen now XD",
"im contacting PAWS Philippines so i can find 'tiger' a new owner. im so sad. i love my dog soo much",
"I follow u lol",
"Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp",
"Oh, time to eat and make conversation with the domestic partner.",
"Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel",
"Is waiting for Foreigner start",
"Blogging-- http://13tolife.us/ Mentioning links to contests where you might just win a free book or two!",
"I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ",
"Please visit http://vzerohost.com/info and sign up to alpha test a image hosting service!",
"I�m JBobsessed xD I miss them soooooo much! They should have a live web cast on bookface ? EVERY thursday xD",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"Hell yeah Kellynn got a Twitter. Finally.",
"I`m now a member of the street!!",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"How do you spell ppphhhhhttttt?",
"oks yes infact we had chatted earlier on n00b.in as well",
"It`s surprising how much Billy Idol turns up in tweets. I monitor constantly - not that I`m obsessed or anything! #BillyIdol",
"Woo hoo - we have that recipe",
"wishes would admit she has a new lovah",
"Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2",
"take it. mmm, definitely.",
"Good Morning Everyone. !.!. Time for work",
"I made a MySpace for Twitter with the name 'The Twitter Kingdom'. Here is the link: http://bit.ly/13PQtw - join me!",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT",
"David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache",
"in the sun and changing my default icon just for you what`re your plans?",
"my last tweet didn`t send bad phone",
"gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini",
"first of all i love your picture, PICTURE ****. & the boyfriend??? JACKIE. FML. WHY HAVEN`T YOU EMBRACED THE PHONE &",
"that`s crazy why would anyone not follow you? Your tweets are so much fun",
"Welcome, you were our 10,000th follower! it`s very late CA time but we stayed up to meet you",
"shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx",
"hey mate fancy finden you on hea",
"what do you mean jorx?",
"Hellooooooo... Whats the scene people !!!",
"http://twitpic.com/6714p - well done guys! I am gonna miss the tweets!",
"Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less",
"This is to all the people who have MySpaces: PLEASE ADD!!! http://wwww.myspace.com/fiftyfivethreads it`s my friend`s clothing line",
"I dont get how to use twitterr!",
"Getting somewhere with my first 'real' KiokuDB and catalyst app, yay",
"hey jesse, here`s your background let me know what you think! http://tinyurl.com/cf2yuj",
"Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night",
"Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played http://twitpic.com/67i82 What? It worked last time! No $ 2 bribe",
"Enough already about Wolfram Alpha: The Next Google, Or the Next Cuil? http://bit.ly/6HESZ",
"#FollowFriday In honor of my web buddies who moved.",
"And the first thing you did was get your twit on....",
"Hate to break every1`s heart but confirmation jus came in that Austin & Sophia do NOT & never had a twitter another sad day!!",
"So bored... need more people for rsmv !! jagex doesn`t let u say RSMV unless its the first word u say in the sentence.. sad",
"yupp t`s better than people being rude to her x",
"****! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...",
"!!! Tell everyone I say hello",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"the coffee is in the making!",
"sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol",
"Drinkin` Chai tea and not sleeping.. and checkin` out some cool peeps",
"Phone with Kayla, Johnathan, and Cisco! Woo!",
"Morning peeps... If you need to get at me you know where I am... I`ll be around ? http://blip.fm/~5jtyh",
"been To beach+ nanny`s Just got back- roast Iater and then Pudding",
"Woo Hoo! It`s time to play 'Name That Twune'",
"how`s the translation going?",
"Why online one download this week?",
"sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!",
"@_Marguerite Yup, that`s Dianne and Claudia. Dianne is new to Tweetville, Claudia has been on a while but not active here",
"til the next asaran",
"i want my ben and jerrys now lol, TWEET PEOPLE im bored",
"freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezING **** im so excited to see you soooooooon!!! lets go see 17 again AGAIN yehhaaaaaaa!",
"is debating giving twitter a proper go. now to try and understand it",
".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?",
"I am probably spamming my follower`s account.",
"lol @ kalahari.net marketing - 'may the 4th be with you'",
"tegan and sara fan? follow them",
"of course LOL about to eat more",
"where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed",
"oh yeah them too. LOL",
"And the 1600th tweet goes to you because w/o you, I`d have no one to talk to at 3am in the morning! lol <3",
"LOOPJAZZ yess!!! ez most bej�n",
"Working on Canada Shoots information. Coming your way soon if you have expressed interest and I have your email address . Eh!!!",
"Is listening to Prima j - rockstar so dang catchyy",
"4 novos followers http://migre.me/SfN Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due to strange activity. strange � �timo",
"it is very cheeky one, but nice too",
"_soul i look forward to your new cd big fan",
"_collins I`m not sure I understand how this twitter thing works...",
"sorry you wouldn`t believe how much feedback we got on that menu bar icon. the next version will be a lot more subtle",
"this hole twitter thing is new too me, its not letting me change my picture so your stuvk with the wee stpid thing for now",
"My near daily exercise is starting to show results.",
"Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.",
"_BODUCH Awww, you will get more friends on facebook. Just be yourself and people will add you",
"i am a freshman in this site. how to update? help",
"Someone just sent me a random phone pic of Asian cats (with the paws in the air like in sushi/Chinese restaurants), and I don`t know who",
"Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p",
"I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!",
"_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol",
"Por Favor!!! Only need FIVE more! http://tinyurl.com/dzcpg3",
"looking forward to body works today",
"ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee",
"Okay people my fones charged",
"Search for 'Asos coupons' in Google Plenty to choose from",
"_gaba evrytime i listen to the name of tat plce i am reminded of Mojojojo from dexter`s lab",
"Ok just woke up and need to get ready before a day of getting twitterena 2.1 submitted!",
"Finally, im back online! I miss my lappy. So many things to follow up. Starting with Ning... Haha.",
"got FOXY_ a new brew buddy now my kitchen is gonna smell",
"heard of. And you`re the first to mention him to me!",
"anyone excited for harry potter like i am. **** twilight postponed my first love oh well off to find some hai chai",
"! HE HAS A FAVOURITE! You`re his favourite ;) OMGAAH. sorry for creepering? ..not really lol"
] | 246 |
as a proper journo I would have to agree with you 100%! | [
"Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.",
" they closed the voting...all u can vote for now is best movie Hope you win it! My 4 y/o Daughter lovesss 2 sing 'The Climb'",
" 'If there`s a camel up a hill' and 'I`ll give you plankton' ....HILARIOUS!!",
" Wow what a beautiful picture... and by the way....I am straight....just wanted to let you know!!! Bella",
" I love sausage too #kitchenfire",
"Loves using remote access to use my desktop from my laptop. -- Back from Emerge once again.",
"i like this new trend , who`s next ? http://tinyurl.com/qcy8d4",
" I made my parents add u guys on the family myspace...they were impressed by the song.",
" I have no Minstrels I might have to grab some from the petrol station before I head back to work. They are delicious!",
"im joining twitter lol",
"Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday",
" is new van a nice one",
"taking care of sick children",
" Thank you, Judy! Same back at you!",
" really? awesome! we love it...and I work at buckhead church too. I love it all around.",
" How cool is that! Thank you so much! luv it!"
] | [
"... rather than outdated & bigoted at worst, and outdated, patronising, imperialist, monoculturalist & self-righteous at best.",
"Still in same queue barely 1 metre from where i last twittered. This is insane. And i paid for this",
"I kno I kknow ... sigh... been on. but it sux",
"Grrr! My internet will be up and running next Wed at least now I have a def. Answer!",
"that`s the only way to get things done. no distractions",
"****...Ive gotten so much packed up already lmao, well little **** anyway. Either way, I have a good start",
"_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family",
"I lluuvv u too.. ahhh im gonna miss u evenn moreee! lol",
"Lets change this S0ulja B0y te|| em trending topic to, 'Soulja Girl Told em'",
"Actually, the post shows they know what happens when you overflow...",
"You almost have as many viewers as the Live Eagle Cam on Ustream http://tinyurl.com/d4hgoj",
"is really really ready!",
"why yes jeeves. bring me that noose there TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS!",
"You are an early bird too I see?!?!",
"oist the 1st tym, di pa ko 18, the 2nd tym, may sakit na siya... don`t blame me",
"http://twitpic.com/67hac - I dont like justin but he means somthing to miley,so i respect that !!! Love you miley!!",
"Okay, now I`m listening to Jonathan Coulton and working. Woo.",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"i need some serious cheering up",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"It`s about time I let people know whats happenning, although I often wonder why I bother but hey it`ll soon be Christmas........",
"Yeah, I posted it in the news blog yesterday.",
"LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!",
"Other than that, you are totally bereft of faults in every way",
"morning the sun is back!!! me like",
"I know! I can read bt I can`t sit outside coz I gota answer the phone",
"Lol, yes Hence my wanting to watch more!",
"Then I guess that makes me Dot?",
"me knows what to be tested on all the exam subjects except for english. **** davis.",
"Dahh- I do believe it`s time for bed. G`night",
"omginorite! I`d be all fancy and tophatted all the time, it`s really too bad I can`t grow a handlebar moustache..",
"I`ve already done my washing, I have a spring in my step this morning",
"thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me",
"Photo: So I still havn�t hooked up my editing comp I know you guys miss my artwork, so I�ve decided to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1wetiq",
"sike sike call it truce???????????????? u still a **** and my ppl still gonna air u out tho",
"yep! jimmy buffett FTW!!!... jimmy needs to tweet his words of wisdom every morning",
"_J think so.. although think i am being ignored! not a good day",
"Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks",
"i get so sucked in to true life, and that steve-o documentary was intense, i love that ****, it`s nice to see people get their lives back",
"TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter",
"Sooo.....I`m kinda o sick n tired of the bs that guys dish out !!!!!!!!",
"Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508",
"http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�",
"someone save me from boredom.",
"Yeah, I`ll probably `stop` when ALL of my stories are completely finished. That won`t be for a while though. Wide awake.",
"Good morning... I�m soooo tierd",
"OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol",
"This is what pundits are paid for...how will TV channels and websites run otherwise",
"_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days",
"Loool. Thats just the way things are!",
"I want to be at",
"I`m no longer a sophomore. Junior year is bringing new things. I`ll be on 24/7 now. Hit me up and check out http://bit.ly/esGIQ",
"aw ****. ok i got you for tuesday on that. i gotta write a short post for today tho",
"I will take pics soon :] Also, I would hang out with you everyday if we lived near each other",
"You guys dont get too drunk without me",
"hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?",
"I am thinking about reading that too! She is talking about it on the View too! Not that you miss it often",
"http://twitpic.com/66z7a - I don`t know why I always click on your doughnut pictures... lol I always end up wanting one",
"im sure s`okay, ill save my $$ and before u know it weiss will be mine.",
"Please bring to your show",
"so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting",
"at least I get to watch over time Let`s go Pens!!",
"im such a sucker for great cottys",
"Hmm Ok next time i see you il just get you to explain to me the whole process haha",
"better go and put my clothes on guys.. even if P.J`s are warm and moveable",
"Need a tickettttt Gah. Ya you`ve got me on there, reason346.. Haven`t listened to dear Elliott for a few weeks...overdue..",
"well you can lol",
"woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia",
"crud is all I can say",
"Just read it too. I meant the toys though.",
"heh, thats the same theme I used on http://leetbix.net",
"Well aren`t you just the kindest people in the world Unfortunately, I have no such enquiries!",
"nope- dnt have wireless ne more HATERS!!!! Ugh... Save me a copy so I can watch it...",
"ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol",
"ahaha im here carlos;; Wasssup?!",
"I would think you`d want to follow me.",
"???�� ???CE d grade?mock?????, ???????",
"Apparently it`s 21 degrees in Kilkenny now! And some comedy would be a great remedy to my boredom! Why the hell did I leave Kilkenny!?",
"Sooo.....I`m kind of sick n tired of the bs that guys dish out !!!!!!!!",
"MMM - BTW I was just talking to you & you were gone. 2.95%",
"It`s Just So Audioo.",
"YOU SHOULD TOUR!! *lol* I live all the way out in Tennessee! :-P jk. How would you do that?",
"i think i`ll pass the worm! haha, but good morning!",
"_Kill_Boy I know the feeling",
"That sounds **** too.",
"Yeah, physically moving too! Apparently we`ll be reporting directly to Mr. Hayward...",
"_ listen to FTSK they stop my bordum haha how was your day? finished crying about Harold? ha ****",
"We need men to give their input too so I`ll fill u in on the time very soon",
"Har Har, #swineflu is everywhere: http://twitpic.com/4jb4o (via )",
"i`m a real BOY goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guh. apostro. i feel sad. the library lady thinks i`m stupid. SHE`S STUPID. j",
"all you have to do is have your boyfriend say something for me so i can hear his accent.",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"i`m tired but i`m in a good moood",
"If only my writing wasn`t so scrub.",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"Listening to have heart. Aka i took over carlys last.fm its 4am need to be up in 4 hours. Looooong day tomorrow",
"say Hi Nikki pleaseeeeee...lol. (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"Ppl dont miss out on me on this Follow Superstar Sunday",
"I so agree with you we have been married for 7 yrs, and this is our 6th move BLAH!!!",
"_ that`s why twitter rocks!",
"my hairs straight lmao",
"I love Overnight. And they`ve worked with me on printing/shipping issues. sorry it didn`t work out for you.",
"Ha, if i was , I would be pointing out the irony of that last spelling mistake. With swearing.",
"so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore",
"yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk",
"oh my gosh! i know! happend yesterday",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
", Heeeey dear! Finally found!",
"_Charlotte We should! There will be another thrown I`m sure but this one will be with my American family",
"_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)",
"oh yeah them too. LOL",
"there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html",
"- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .",
"#myweawkness chocolate...i can`t say no",
"I know. Im just kidding",
"_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!",
"i loudly said something & my coworker replied 'i dont know brian klemm! But even I love brian klemm!' ( _0_Tronic )",
"Certainly not Cheers than, huh?",
"Very content with my life at the moment"
] | 480 |
Just finished watching Star Trek in IMAX. . . Could`ve watched it all night. . . Live long and prosper | [
" Ok then have a good day",
"You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.",
"my body isnt itching anymore",
" hope u did alright on the final",
" _aston Welcome to Twitter! Let me know if you have any questions, would love to help.",
"unpacking my new toy arrived in the studio right now it`s called TC Finalizer. can`t wait to check how it sounds !!!",
"is loving the fact that Jor can talk and tell me what she wants!! AMAZING",
"Happy Mother`s Day!!! I`m at the beach with my family. It`s a warm, clear night with a beautiful full moon...",
" awesome run report! Did you see the bald eagle on the lighthouse? That was their hangout when I last ran Discovery Park.",
"Just got back from working out. I`m feeling pretty good. work at 4:30",
"May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster",
"Justin Timberlake totally rocked SNL tonight. Ooh, and Happy Mother`s Day, another Hallmark mkting tool.",
" congrats!!! I highly doubt u`ll have buyer`s remorse...u`ve wanted that car for a while.",
" congrads on engagement/bridal shower! sounds like fun for upcoming 'jump out of the audience' wd love to join in!",
" when we were poor and lived in Germany it was our favourite cheap Saturday. Now we have one 20min away.",
" ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya"
] | [
"http://bit.ly/QQe7B heres the link i`ll be talking to you on hereeeeee about it during the movie (x",
"is house bound with acute mumps bad times.... whole day ov supernatural me thinks x",
"I didnt know there was a starwars day",
"_ listen to FTSK they stop my bordum haha how was your day? finished crying about Harold? ha ****",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time",
"Back to work I go....",
"I don`t want to quit my job.",
"6:29 pm - ok, let`s go now through #bowman #strategicClock but first.. a break :-0 aargh.. tired",
"unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)",
"ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though",
"We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair",
"Mm. Goodnight. Going to play Rock Band 2 `til it`s time to watch SNL with Justin Timberlake.",
"Watching WALL-E.....it`s so cute but sad",
"is not too hot and not to cold",
"yeah...I hope it turns out... 20 more minutes!",
"What happened? I`m afraid I missed a large part of the story",
"Almost 2 more hours then i`m out of work. Time couldn`t go by any slower.",
"I can`t sleep... And now????",
"trying to figure it out",
"Oh, don`t spoil my fun, lol",
"going to program now haven`t programmed for a long time now",
":: holy kraut. I canNOT stay up this late. But the book is done and in the author`s in box. Tucking in with kitty-boys now. Nighty-night.",
"last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company",
"Yes, by 16 minutes now.",
"that`s dope! stay out of trouble",
"w00t, have a red wine now",
"enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today",
"just got thru watchin on bones now topping off with House reruns",
"I know! But I still want to see it",
"_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...",
"You still have class? Ouch",
"Made it home..Night my twitties",
"Wolverine Was BOSS! Seriously, And Will.I.Am Was In It, What The **** ??",
"Gnight shar <(` `<)Vega(>` `)>",
"Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !",
"<< Finaly Back to home..",
"Watching Ace of Cakes: LOST edition omfgggg",
".... It was just alriiightt",
"No it`s not sad. Should make you proud",
"that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!",
"Work day 7 of 7,",
"Howz it going hun??",
"On the way to sthlm - it will maybe be a movie // cool http://gykd.net",
"argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.",
"sorry love had no left overs but come through sat @ mi casa for ton`s birthday! we`ll have tons of food",
"ready with learnin today!!! .. and now its twilight time",
"i can`t believe it...",
"went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL",
"D-Lab on MIT Open courseware http://is.gd/ygt5 There goes my chances of getting any work done in the next few weeks",
"Gossip Fluffodile here. The latest? Mad night with Teg, Jack, Lou, Tess and Frey. Had a gender war. But I was v. sad for a friend also",
"u really dont right now! i am as sick as a newt in a freezer! its aweful x",
"_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs",
"Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...",
"In regard to knowledge, I am like the little robot in the movie 'Short Circuit.' I am always crying out: 'Imput! Imput!'",
"Should have gone to bed ages ago, **** you tedtalks! Gotta get up early too",
"on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..",
"i couldn`t eat all my nuggets finish them for me.",
"I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?",
"it`s just one day... do a week of 60hrs to compensate",
"turn on your closed caption ... Then you can read and watch animal planet at the same tiime.",
"as long as you have someone to make out with lol",
"I`m going to; eat-homework-tv-I don`t know yet...",
"eyes wide shut is one of the weirder movies ive seen. any1 wanna sell me their.45? just so i can sleep in my apt by myself",
"voted for on CMT.com",
"yeps...just for today though I badly wanted to do some geek-shopping...",
"always wanted to see that film never got round to it must get it on DVD tell me if its any good",
"I need to look at apartments tomorrow",
"Just got Dailybooth and not sure what to do. It`s confusing!",
"take it. mmm, definitely.",
"getting bored of walking up and down the stairs",
"_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3",
"Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME",
"will do it in a couple od days , when I have more time., for now I need to get some sleep. Night Night All. Peace.!!!!",
"@_refugee_ /me gets 'Your video will start in 15 seconds', Exiting to watch ... for minutes #flash #linux #fail",
"bye y`all wolverine soon ooaf hugh jackman, tell ya what he can sctrahc me anytime ;)",
"_Happy_EmoX lmao. Lucky! It`s 10 minutes on foot for me ewww..... School.lol. On the bus now.",
"Okay, now I`m listening to Jonathan Coulton and working. Woo.",
"but i like the idea going to cinema, but monday....",
"haha, dork was it good, then?",
"i was right about the wave off",
"it`s Under a Honeymoon by The Good Life",
"hey, got your text sms. i plan on maybe just catching a flick tonight. last night was a wee bit too much for me",
"omg!!!! I feel bad, .Was it good? ;",
"Wow, Hugh Jackman TOTALLY bulked up for Wolverine. So so movie...but helloooo nurse! He`s dreeaamy Yup, my crushed spirit is on the mend.",
"Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead",
"Watching Miley Cyrus on youtube!",
"it`s nto as good",
"Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR",
"Interesting people like you should never be bored, Tooshers.",
"Lucky you...my day has gone by with large amount of boredom...and a little stress. The detalis can get a bit gruesome",
"Watching 'P.S. I love you'. Eating chinese food. What else is there to do when you`re home alone on a Friday night!",
"Woke up and watched Jon and Kate plus eight. I tried to pretend like they were still a normail family",
"I`m stuffed n can`t move",
"A 35 minutos... Split-up.",
"garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.",
"thats funny.. actually.. i could use a haircut...might be growing it out thru August for Woodstock Anniversary Party....40 yrs",
"Watching boxing and waiting to go out to Hollywood tonight",
"wo coffiees to go pleaz!!",
"actually workin from home tonight... you?",
"Actual wiki entry 'The Million Dollar Homepage' made me just shake my head due to the fact that ... sometimes...somtimes things just work",
"Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was rubbish and Ive been doing housework",
"I will later today since I have a planning for today",
"How was your chicken and chips?",
"We*d Man On His Way Yess!! Time 2 Wake Up 4 Real lol",
"i love it to.. but i knw there gna cut stuff out on tv",
"time to learn another language?",
"I`m yet holdin` on.",
"http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?",
"And, yes. I <3 mac, if only it weren`t so expensive",
"It`s pretty good, actually! A few lame episodes, but otherwise good. Give it a try!",
"Back from LAAANDAN. Miss it already check out my new giant purple bow and gold wing necklace. I <3 TD http://tinyurl.com/m5y2mw",
"Hmm... I should go make a time machine to go forward to 12:00 God im genius.. Oh yeh i dont no how too... x",
"really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know",
"just got home. errrr... V.Luna hospital is so far. :|",
"come home, then. Not so boring here.",
"Getting ready for my graduation party ........(id much rather be at Hello Marquee or Dane Cook)",
"Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo",
"just got home from the sunshine coast"
] | 549 |
My mom just came home and she FINALLY got me a guitar strap! yay! | [
"A little bit of good news.",
" lol. your tweets are always fun to follow Never a dull moment with the Kulps!",
" I hope you have a nice sleep",
" Perfect! Thank you. <3<3",
"Another friend knocked up. Pretty soon everyone will have kids. Goodbye carefree youth!",
" Enjoy Springsteen, I`m seeing him at Glastonbury in June!! Give us a report when you get back",
" ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****",
"started her new job today! aaand so stoked for may long.. and billy is awesome.",
" buy yay for your shoot...hope it goes well! What is it for?",
"im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines",
" Haha and you should! State pride is important",
" ...i had a yay moment today YAY hope you did too!",
"Joey`s getting a new lizard... This should be fun x",
" Glad you are having a blast.",
" i would be looking forward to seeing you tonight if i was going",
" lol hi emmy, latin would help me study for the aptitude tests to get into grad school ;\\ thats why i wanna take it"
] | [
"I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture",
"_n_nouns ikr? my parents take the cake tho, they don`t grocery shop and they go out to eat all the time just them 2...",
"I have a sore tummy",
"Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!",
"come home, then. Not so boring here.",
"Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!",
"_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs",
"Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!",
"For some dumb reason my dresser is sticky on top. And for another reason, a family history book got attached to it Now the back is jacked",
"okay someplease save me!!! now I am watching ninja warrier and eating an egg roll from last night",
"Getting somewhere with my first 'real' KiokuDB and catalyst app, yay",
"OMG SO srry to hear that",
"Made coffee cake for her mom",
"skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black",
"Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.",
"http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though",
"Today I`m working on my 'Quirky Q' cue or maybe it will become a concerto",
"http://twitpic.com/67xv3 - Former Pawnshop were Jimi Hendrix got his 1st guitar, Seattle. Now a check cashing joint",
"E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!",
"It will give me lulz from time to time.",
"http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it",
"yeaaa i just got the link off his lj",
"one of them is",
"aw no! yeah I must say, it was very good haha",
"Correction: 'facetious' not 'sarcastic.' Apologies. Oh, and happy Mother`s Day!",
"Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum",
"_Cordon LOL, you`re welcome",
"Got about 2 hours sleep.",
"phillies gamee with mama for mothers day",
"My younger sister flies in next week for a two week visit. So blessed to look forward to seeing family members visit.",
"At work at the mo and it`s so sunny here today Off to see a band tonight!!",
"Great, just great. #Cookoutofthecentury and my wife`s tummy hurts. Just. Great.",
"getting cds ready for tour",
"A girl in my big hair rock today, black velvet baby ? http://blip.fm/~5z50g",
"My BFF rocking Hotel California now. No songs! done stay the same. What`s next? Hmmm.. Careless whisper!",
"You`re welcome! How much longer until it`s colored in?",
"Surely you knew this before hand? A good book or a hand held has to be essential. Just no PSPs unless you have a charger.",
"*meow* a week ago today was here and we were road trippin",
"just got back from seeing Star Strek",
"P-Nutt got a new collar and leash today http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/1034415",
"blahh i`m tired and i gotta go to the airport to pick my mom up! && im bored but on the upside im listening to the backstreet boys",
"whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p",
"Off the a village May Fayre now. Bag packed ready to bring back home-made goodies.",
"at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee",
"_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...",
"Fresh change from hearing i write sins hey!!?? Not that theres anything wrong with that!",
"Week-end is over and now it`s time to get back to work",
"weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
"I`ve got jam! Oh yea.",
": no, I fell and effed my arm up today and now I have to do back drive.",
"someone really needs to make a kit like that avaialble for home use",
"need to get a hand",
"Oh thank god! so sad that I`m this happy.",
"just made it home, time for a shower and some breakie, off out to Blackpool later for some lunch",
"_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad.",
"finally made it to phoenix! I am home.",
"Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play",
"I sent you a message.",
"using my brothers G1 phone.. love it! driving to vegas... my phone died this morning and my charger broke",
"check out her new song 'sentimental, wat-a-joke-ental' she`s a fren www.last.fm/music/marple+meg",
"Margaritas with my Momo. I`ve missed her.",
"AHHHHHHH!!!!! its my 16th birthday And i cant belive i found out im seeing yous tonight Best present everr!!! <333333333",
"Home. Tired. Phone then bed. Good night tweeters, happy mothers day!",
"No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot",
"Bet she plays on Medium and you play on easy too huh... #iPhone #Fun #Game",
"Great day yesterday. Good win for Forest, some celebratory `staying up` drinks, a trip to an unsuccesful bbq and �1.50 Stellas in Scream",
"at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy",
"Jumped on a train to visit or rescue my mom. Totally forgot my sweatshirt And forgot to bring my make up! First time ever forgetting :/",
"I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.",
"So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!",
"Holy cheese sending things to the motherland is muy caro",
"omg patron is 1ofmy FAVS im so jealous icant do 10 but i can do 5 so make it 15 so serious im in alabama visitin fam",
"a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon",
"_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'",
"yay my `only on sundays` maid came!! the house will be clean again!!!",
"Cramps . . .",
"i`ve just woken up",
"Listening to Lady Gaga... Relatives just left after our Mother`s Day celebration",
"I`m doing an experiement",
"really don`t mind (too much)) sittin @ standstill, listenin 2 music, twttrg. But the gas gauge isn`t lookin healthy",
"Missing my husband, but it was nice to wake up in my parents` house. The dogs are ecstatic",
"just downloaded more music and videos on my ipod.",
"yeahh, yeah its the hifi lol. grr dads being a pain, he said if i dont find anyone to go with i cant go :@",
"// sounders game tomorrow! and mother`s day",
"Wicked, my DVB-S tuner card has arrived. Although not sure I`ll be able to get it all set up ready for the FA Cup final tomorrow",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"Back home after a funeral for my wife`s grandfather today. Now its time for homework",
"Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!",
"NEW STRIPEY TOP DAY!",
"My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1",
"_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision",
"laptop has been handed over to the master. I will be getting it back next weekend - fingers crossed! Will let you know",
"Yes, but I`m quite rusty. I`m hoping to get back to it and 'tune up' my skills. Tim plays guitar. We threaten duets.",
"Dad just gave me his old BlackBerry. Not that old... But it doesn`t even have a scroll ball. I want that Bold.",
"had a good day but im now skint again",
"Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...",
"http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin",
"So glad the days almost over... Another nite of me nd my pain pills alone at the crib lol. Ughh I wish this weekend was over alreadi!",
"I just found out 5 minutes ago mama said his speech is still slurred but he seems to be doing ok",
"found a swing set for sale 2 blocks from home, super cheap. I want it 4 my kids but no one is answering the phone # listed",
"WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...",
"hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.",
"Wow, thats quite the trip!",
"My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me",
"that`s dope! stay out of trouble",
"Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!",
"joe: 2.30pm Kevin pics up a new pair of pjs :`) PMSL i could have died!!! lmfaoo :`) I MISS MY BOYS",
"_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there",
"hey you! Did you get my present this morning? Hope u liked it?",
"On my way home in the sunshine with a bag full of my stuff from work...",
"Guitar lessons tomorrow. ( I have to wake up early again.",
"Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!",
"_i_am_jes YAY! congrats! i`m afraid to check my grades!",
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated",
"Watching h&a! Got new photos for myy room Waiting for Ulise to get home.",
"Ur friend sent me",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"can`t find my trusty hair tie My hair will spill all over the place when I run!Mom`s bands doesn`t work for me,normal ones hurt.((("
] | 651 |
hahah, you own lab.hr I own lab.ba, seems that we think in similar ways | [
" answer my really cool questions",
"weee! internet is back here at home!",
"Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable",
" my lil sister Charese, her best friend passed today",
"wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THE LILY",
"I just had a lovely lunch of curried rice and mussels with baby octopus - yum",
" *laughs* I`m glad that you have self confidence - it`s a wonderful trait to have I`ll applaud extra loud for it, okay?",
" Thank you That`s really of sweet of you!",
"_d Aaaww!! That`s so good to know, I`m glad James is doing great We LOVE you guys! KIsses from Venezuela!",
" thank you! I really appreciate that babe",
"I almost say 'bless you' to a sneezing cat",
"Always thinking about to look for a good place to appericiate everyone who supports me on every site I joined",
" thanks we did reviews today and i feel like idk anything. anyways. how r u?",
"_d I`m really happy for u n leigh thnx for sharing this happiness with us, this means the world to us all! love ya! Marta",
"I had fun this summer",
" hey cant wait 4 u guys 2 come over 2 jersey woop.... hope ur lookin 4ward 2 it coz we r x"
] | [
"I know. Im just kidding",
"Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust",
"haha i`ll keep that in mind so far, i reckon i have enough money to stop my hair greying when i retire ;D",
"Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!",
"i`m awake while others sleep",
"im talking about twitter some more",
"K will check it out...",
"Heh heh heh, come on! It is a THQ release! Ah well, I can try almost anything that is billed as RPG!",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"Heehee, how did you know who I was talking about?",
"Ur going 2 get tired of hearing from me, but I just saw a preview of ur movie Year One, and you were in it. How funny. Yeah!",
"do you ever respond to ppl?",
"AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.",
"Ha ha, might be - I`ve doubled my morning intake already in the last couple of days - now have a HUGE bowlful!",
"I`m drawning in emails",
"Stupid me, accidentally gave my honey the Atomic flavored buffalo wings and now his stomach feels just awful..... Im sorry baby",
"oh the memories ? http://blip.fm/~5yxd4",
"i`m a real BOY goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guh. apostro. i feel sad. the library lady thinks i`m stupid. SHE`S STUPID. j",
"Aw what about me",
"Writing and researching. Tired of being foolish, so I`m educating myself & moving forward. Gonna marry a white boy they do you right!!!",
"to the doctor anyone wanna do somethin after for a bit?",
"oh jealous. Though you`re missing the fried potato bread",
"Hey 'keep clear' (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"... and it�s FFA *evil grin* but I�m so busy at work today I won�t get anything done",
"_go you sure ?",
"Yup theory is GREAT but the reality is beyond imagination... I also made the same planning not knowing VS will FAIL on me",
"Heh, aye. I should have investigated properly first before asking Does seem like it`s not the most obvious thing though.",
"Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard",
"sadness. you could hang out with me and feel less apathetic.",
"im such a sucker for great cottys",
"is on twitter for the second day running. This is what study leave does to me! If only my car were in one piece",
"lol - that`s what hubby`s are there for, to think their wives are nuts.",
"i thought you would win! Fabulously40 have some bots on her side?",
"its ok mate I stayed in as well losers aren`t we",
"I`m yaoo, not sonnnny",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?",
"I am increasingly convinced that I am moderately lactose-intolerant - given my deep and abiding love of cheese, this totally sucks",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"LOL watching Big Bang Theory latest episode",
"please do I`ll settle for cheap cider for meeting deadline. Have you seen our new blog at www.havealovelytime.com?",
"says ptour2 tom. hello school again. ****! http://plurk.com/p/x15fh",
"I need one more follower.",
"_brads i`ve finished lol",
"Yep, I`m more of a facebook person http://bit.ly/duFAz",
"I`m game, too bad your leaving HI!",
"_Gov hi gov!! How are you?",
"Hello How are you",
"_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though",
"haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter",
"Huh... PR from 5 to 2..?",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.",
"Yup is ace film tho",
"home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list",
"I right here...don`t worry",
"`s plans didn`t go as followed, but its ok",
"It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.",
"i changedd my background its from picnik.",
"_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...",
"hi kendra whats up? follow me",
"i loudly said something & my coworker replied 'i dont know brian klemm! But even I love brian klemm!' ( _0_Tronic )",
"catching up on my tweets, I saw AC`s promo of your new blog before yours, I knew immediately it would be yours by the title",
"I`m researching NYC stuff.",
"Same also trying to get my house ready to sell... I can`t believe how much **** I own !",
"LOOPJAZZ yess!!! ez most bej�n",
"**** lol....where u headed to?",
"But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*",
"no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub",
"You are quite welcome Mr. Poole.",
"http://twitpic.com/662vk - WHY DO U LOT MOCK ME!!!",
"is home alone.. Doing hw",
"lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!",
"*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.",
"_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day",
": yay! Lol. Now I know how you felt when I was gone.",
"It`s IQ is high when it comes to knowledge about how to swim round`n`round in the bowl...",
"haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo",
"<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe",
"I used to have a remote for my tv.",
"Got the BrainBone daily question right! - http://tinyurl.com/c9ryqc",
"eww What r u doing atm?",
"well hit me and we can see...it depends then",
"Oh man, that sux... price u pay for being on the org chart (and responsible, and stuff...)",
"You should check yourz Rayne.",
"oh how i wish there were chick a filas by me i`m definently jealous.",
"Listening to have heart. Aka i took over carlys last.fm its 4am need to be up in 4 hours. Looooong day tomorrow",
"I got paint in my hair",
"Enough already about Wolfram Alpha: The Next Google, Or the Next Cuil? http://bit.ly/6HESZ",
"_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family",
"Home now. Some invaders have taken over my base",
"Jars was gonna be my answer",
"aww twiter i miss you.. today i`ll post a little more.. i mea, after the movie theater..ahah soo coold here",
"what`s follow Friday?? Lol.",
"It smells like the beach from my job..",
"has her mind abuzz re: advertising industry + standards : don`t hate me because I like maths, ok?",
"yea, i should know.. but tell me EVERYTHING! ps: send me direct messages telling.. haha",
"_0robertpatt Why do they do that?!",
"I jus spoke 2 my lawyer, if I blow trial =3to7",
":O Looking through my old stuff and found a record from my old band! Well,a band that I was in for about a month. Ever heard of ?",
"kinda has a headache...",
"Have you heard the song 'Purpose' from Avenue Q? Your post reminds me of that.",
"Ur friend sent me",
"I tweet sooo much about you. Gahd. Hahaha!",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"What am I doing atm? http://twitpic.com/4jmeh Oh yeah. Apple Juice I`m such a rebel!",
"Yup. Most of my hacks are all for fun Here`s a quick video I made of it. I`ll follow up when it`s done. http://bit.ly/3xm7D",
"Perhaps they see it as the twitter version of pulling someone`s pigtails? Let me know if that works out for you.",
"Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p",
"It`s Just So Audioo.",
"lol -catch me if u can",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT",
"besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy",
"Whats with you though, you sound a bit down yourself.. not your boiler again is it",
"That would panic me a little! Maybe you can read on an orbitron at the gym like I do...when all else fails?!?",
"_indian hehe very true but you`ve got the color advantage, which the complete americans haven`t",
"We in bed now.",
"Well, there goes *that* shirt. Haha",
"From My Heart To Yours ? http://blip.fm/~5jo4w",
"'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!"
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is wanting someone to spend her summer evening with whilst she`s in such a nice relaxed mood ! | [
" Rest is important, but like everything else don`t over do it.",
"well, having looked at my bruv`s exam timetable and french oral exam I feel very fortunate now to, erm, digest my morning revision...",
"HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to ALL MOM`S HERE and to YOUR MOMS too",
"in ten minutes shopping demi lovato-back around demi lovato-behind enemy lines have you all seen the titanic 2 trailer? its really good!",
" aww i hope it does fly by because JT episodes are usually really good (and it`s early but so far this ep hassn`t disappointed)",
"New pickkshaa! If it`s really big then it looks MILKY! YAAAY!",
"i wish i were hanging out with kobe right now",
" Hahahahahahahaha hope so.. I hope you`ll like it",
" Saw you on SNL with your diploma..Congrats. You must be overjoyed. Now I am finally going to bed..NITE",
" Sounds like the very best sort of work then! Jenni seems lovely,so nice to hear that she is when meeting `in the flesh` too!",
"Some goodies bagged at the car boot including some very cute cross stitch birds for my craft room! The man selling was a sweetie",
". Awesome! what kind?",
" http://twitpic.com/5ut6j - aww he must be an amazing brother!",
" thank you btw, if u`re wondering, you can check out the 'Fuel' brand here ( )",
" anywhere!!! i don`t mind...as long as i`m superman and there`s good music...all is sweet",
" Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September."
] | [
"missing my hobo/****/tramp way of life, and cooking for my mother on a saturday night MAMA I LUV U",
"CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?",
"politicians and celebs have lottsa fun .. it`s just that for SOME of them, FUN is actually .. SIN",
"DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"Want to get a Blackberry but can`t afford it . Just watching the telly and relaxing. Hard sesion tomorrow.",
"really wants a puppy...",
"Want to hang out with beth and tenaya and their hubbys tonight....but jon wants to hang out with some other people",
"time always seems to fly when im with wade, its weird; but i like it... a lot!",
"ya she prob does but i dont want to no about it",
"is missing out on the sunshine and trying to stay awake after having just 2 hours sleep",
"Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME",
"Laying in the dark thinking of you.",
"lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.",
"Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up",
"i`m not partying tonight",
"i been saying that the past 2 weeks that i miss playing spades and drinkin chillin.. the good old days.. let me know baby",
"Very content with my life at the moment",
"another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!",
"A girl in my big hair rock today, black velvet baby ? http://blip.fm/~5z50g",
"There are wonderful people in my life who I think I can handle only in small doses & there is just 1 I cud be with every hour, everyday.",
"7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.",
"Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me",
"Buying pretty shiny beads and things I feel quite girlish. http://elisem.livejournal.com/1473318.html",
"MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text",
"someone doesn`t feel good...",
"why bother at celebs? eh? cause it`s almost like talking to them",
"gonna be in bed soon as Friday`s over soon, would like to plug in!!",
"Heavenly Donuts at 11:30 at night...sounds like a heavenly match to me. SIYAL8R",
"I don`t think I`m very well. Just in time for the weekend",
"hey u know the sub on digg I said I needed help on soon? well it`s up now n wud love it if u could digg it pls Kaushik",
"_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun",
"Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.",
"Allergies sun is out, wearing shorts. Stuck with my advisory the whole day.... This should be boring. Except fun. If people make it fun?",
"thanks, u 2!!! Idk if Im going or not... I don`t feel like getting all dress up and doing my hair!!! LOL",
"Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x",
"oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day",
"Evening Yorkshire`s warm but overcast. How`s NZ? Don`t tell me - dark lol",
"Had a totally chilled out day relaxing in the garden in the lovely weather. Shame I have to go to work tomorrow",
"I somehow miss you.",
"fun fun night miss you. night tweets",
"I KNO!!! im so sad! evry1 is leavin its horrible! im supposed to b happy for summer but i cant ima miss evry1!",
"going to have bfast now",
"http://twitpic.com/4wu0a - Sunny day at vivocity, yupz just showered.. Runs into airconditioned mall..",
"is gutted she isnt going out tonight",
"Men it`s far too sunny",
"mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him",
"sorry Demi, just read post that you can attend BGT. Im sure your support for SB has helped tho a world without paps PLZZ",
"@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?",
"Busssssss with everyone! yayyy!!!!!!!",
"Going to Jack`s for dinner with my BFF!",
"Okay, as long as you`re all right.",
"Getting ready for a going-away dessert reception for a colleague who`s off to grad school.",
"http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?",
"Family is here,hanging with them",
"tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"Blah. So i registered to coach this summer and eh the tourney starts July 6th. My vacation 7/15-28th. Fk my life, haha",
"we get so bored with routine.. lol!",
"More than welcome...would love to do more physically, but family life doesn`t allow",
"loves surprises, but is never surprised",
"is seventeen today and is trekking from chorleywood to see and in cambridge <3",
"Gusying up for dinner, Bourbon & Branch, Zeitgeist and surprise party for Taylor! Shh...",
"hmmm i neeeddd foooddd nd is looking forward 2 playing with the puppy 2 day nd seeing lewishhh",
"_Kel_17 ehh carnt stand hot weather",
"a great song by East Clubbers",
"lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr",
"Coming to the end of my vacation.",
"HELLOOO!!! How are you?? Gosh I miss seeing you around. Thought of you last night when I had some amarula",
"It`s Friday and sun is shining and its quite warm already, Just walked the dog, He is so freaky hyper",
"going to the beach today",
"I`m pretty sure Isis has a tapeworm. So she`s allowed to snuggle with me all she wants tonight.",
"I`m bored... Don`t want to stay home tonight, but don`t want to spend money blah",
"Is hungry with a sub",
"Just read that message about u being at Stephanie`s in Greensboro.....love it! I miss my home!",
"did you run into someone I know this weekend?",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"CAPONES island in 2 days!!! my summer is just starting...",
"Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! really, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]",
"Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today",
"&&the night continues! w/ my fav mazie; kristina; ericka && robin!",
"also just hanging right now?? just bored hahaha didn`t have to work again today this is different.... no hours no money lol whatev",
"is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though",
"LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!",
"when the sun goes down!!! ? http://blip.fm/~5yyud",
"I miss having nothing to do except lay out beside the pool every day of the summer. That was much better than spending all day in class.",
"@_HarryKim OOC: It`s okay. Maybe our schedules will work out soon.",
"Visiting the grandparents in Manhattan, and dropping off my sister for the week! I wish I had an excuse to be so tired today..",
"Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL",
"Grey`s `Sweet Surrender` http://tinyurl.com/d5mjyj",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"I really want to!! But it`s one of my few free weekends that month and am booking clients Mama needs to make money.",
"mmm nandos is good (y) and topshop rules i am actually devastated that i cant come to to london show 'm8' bailed out",
"Monday morning Lots to go out.. just waiting for a mate to add a style to my table and im set",
"_nichole i miss my earrings lol you should let me know when your close by",
"Or this, for that matter: http://bit.ly/SS6Yp So jealous.",
"_**** :O really well if u want, we can go 2gether next yr?",
"it`s beeen onee year",
"Going to bed watching a bit of qi. Wake up tomorrow to face the start of my last summer in bath. Bit gutted atm to be home",
"_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x",
"O dear. so you`re going to be **** that kiddoe and I`m going to sit there doing.. nothing! awesome WHERES THE SHOPPING?!<3",
"ohh shardup! hehe. hes hot lah, gotta admeeet! bleh.",
"Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'",
"hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?",
"the weather is good mmm what to do today??? shame working tomorrow",
"Have to leave to meet now. I`m looking forward to seeing him, but I`m so not done what I wanted to. Boo-urns. Wish I was @ work.",
"is sadly sitting at home when she could be going to a partyyyyy",
"I`m with ya on that one girl!",
"Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry",
"workin at la bootay... wheres the warm weather at???",
"nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol",
"**** girl I`m so down but ya gotta let me know so I can get my kit together & I got a flyer Any next weekend? I'M DOWN!",
"After France I was gonna spend more time in the sun, to overcome my negative reaction to it. Yep, in Netherlands. Good luck to me",
"I need some DRANK & 'GRAPE KONTAKT' from my girlies lol SOOOO SERIOUS!",
"woot!! you go girl",
"demi if you can i think itd be amazing if you covered thats what you get by paramore haha im sure you know it",
"Hummmmm..... ohh i miss you so much!!! realy, but i hope you have a nice friends, like us :]",
"rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)",
"From Portugal to Derbyshire. At least sun is shining but lawn looks like Percy Thrower is Gardner-in-Residence! Weekend jobs =",
"Searching my home for a few things to cook them for dinner this evening. It`s mothers day so guess who im eating with"
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" i incredily love reading your tweets! they`re so entertaining, keep it up.",
" that was funny! LOVED IT! I almost fell for it. Haha",
"can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day",
" hope all is ok.",
" ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage",
" That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser",
" i love cobra starship!! thanks for the suggestion!",
"Happy Mothers Day to all the Mommies!",
" hehe true. i wonder what he will come up with",
" #followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.",
"is full from a nice dinner",
" chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg",
"Got my braces tightened today. Then I got McDonalds! HAHA Sport tomorrow yay yay yay! Netball tryouts.. wish me luck to make the team! :l",
"I love my big brother very much.",
"So my lucky jade nacklace/matching earrings ain`t so lucky. Lost an earring. Now the chain broke on pendant",
"listening to David Archuleta album it`s amazing"
] | [
"LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far",
"lunch break`s over, going back to work....",
"is making breakfast .",
"Joining twitter! Just added a random person",
"I`ve just realised - 400 FOLLOWERS! YAY! ****",
"Deucie picked up by his sitter for the weekend.",
"that`s dope! stay out of trouble",
"Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend",
"just got home but about to leave again",
"Starting the accounts for this year.",
"thanks for reading my blog. and for laughing at MY PERILS AND TRAGEDIES! ****Cries****",
"I`m Such a nerd. Reading my first of many books this summer",
"Oh good God crampsss...",
"you do realize tom fletcher from mcfly JUST posted basically the same thing!! TWINS!",
"jake thomas looks so precious :`( i hate when they say 'there it is i see the white light' in every ghost whisperer show",
"not a lonely day after all.",
"Awww I wanted to see some more of Greg",
"Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !",
"Epicfail and Joseph in class... Very long liao",
"hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?",
"just finished Emergency - by Neil Strauss - another great read Neil - congrats miss you by the way!",
"PKU meeting in London, ON all day today. One of my favorite PKUers Jessie not there. He has PKU and Leukemia and was in the hospital.",
"has a face mask on. hehe",
"Adding Comments for my friends want sum?",
"says ptour2 tom. hello school again. ****! http://plurk.com/p/x15fh",
"say hi to dan and katherine and zachy",
"gotta get used to pocketwit now, **** you twikini",
"how is your coding going?",
"My comp is being slo w",
"I don`t want to quit my job.",
"i can`t believe it...",
"looking forward to the finale of the RACE next week! Missing my castle girls though... Any and all Race fans welcome to watch chez moi...",
"thinkin twitter is really quite borin",
"My eyes are starting to hurt. So late. But must reach 200 updates due to tweets sent to youuuu! Philippines tour, pleeease?",
"CloneCloud: actually it`s distant processor provisioning like the idea http://bit.ly/b9v90",
"Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?",
"possibly a carpenters number,topical.",
"It is, Pinkwind is a thing from Vanessa`s dad. And My sister made me that SN in the 4th grade",
"Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up",
"Has roughly cleaned his room, and now is heading to Pablos to read",
"Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs",
"i really needa find more stastics",
"finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my",
"haha, dork was it good, then?",
"Six feet under theme is on jjj",
"watching What Happens In Vegas!",
"Sonny you are a mystery man! I`m into it thoughh.",
"LIKE DREW SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC",
"just downloaded the tweet deck....look at my and my saviness",
"do some research for my article",
"Checked if there`s a new comment on friendster!",
"thinking of getting new dvds, csi. can`t wait to get my laptop.",
"After a week staying with my Grandmother, I`m home in Lopatcong. . Can start my new book tonight. http://twitpic.com/4w1s0",
"I already know what happens on Supernatural.",
"i agree with the whole Hollie thing",
"K will check it out...",
"the rain bring back some memories",
"and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"_StrayCat I sorry!! Me no like when people I like don`t feel well. Your tummy?",
"live chat soooon most likely.",
"Here are some that other tweeple recommend to me: www.audiomicro.com , http://tr.im/gWOy , http://tr.im/gWPx",
"At work full of weekend vengaboys zane lowe wolf from gladiators **** memories",
"Back from umpireing trainging, making dinner",
"wants to go home.",
"is finally starting her assignments",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"needs a non-long distance boyfriend/girlfriend. Watching Sonny with A Chance",
"someone doesn`t feel good...",
"http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS",
"going to the movies with clancy",
"Cant wait to leave work",
"We forgive you and we have missed you!",
"**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...",
"_skies but gi is team edward, so i`d watch your back :p",
"Need a tickettttt Gah. Ya you`ve got me on there, reason346.. Haven`t listened to dear Elliott for a few weeks...overdue..",
"LOL, such a dork. Hmm, is that book pretty good? Maybe I should check it out. That`s why 4gb sucks 8 isn`t much better.",
"Gotta love nasty weatherrrrr. so jealous ur at knotts",
"My cankle is sore.",
"Going to have dinner. bbs",
"@_JAYYTEE yea i knw",
"booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8",
"_paige aww hey! I didn`t know this was you! LOL. I`m sick. No outtie for me.",
"is goin out to dinner!",
"I am now cleaning",
"finished listening to Last Days of Krypton`s audio book! Loved it...so sad though...",
"is watching Because I Said So",
"I go to 'User Experience Roundtable Hamburg - Detlev Fischer on Accessibility, BITV Test' https://www.xing.com/events/333622 Don`t miss!",
"if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment",
"SBS 2003 or SBS 2008! Damned if you do and damned if you don`t! Fun times at GCH!",
"the archetype thing was for a comm. class that studied archetypes in popular media. reading your links now, thanks",
"http://twitpic.com/4we51 - summer is here.",
"Moment of truth!! Im nervous for her!",
"Obviously not too bad",
"now, in a weird mood muahaz",
"Going to bed how`s ever reading this",
"That`s true. Unfortunately, the leads in the movies don`t die on such a high note. It`s more the Friday The 13th model",
"The heat is here!!!",
"Oh and thank alllll of you who put me in ur Follow Friday!! to all of my new followers I usually do it, but today...I`m just too tired!",
"Amy did u already check out the antics of Parella and Marcia? news... and entertainment on Twitter",
"Exploring Twitter`s world! me 2",
"i thought you liked the name",
"_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x",
"feeling any better hon?",
"taking a break from sewing to do some dishes",
"Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud",
"Yeah, yeah. Less #degenerate than current occupants of U.S. House of Reprehensibles. You can bet on that. Like MineThatBird.",
"Is sad clint hurdle got released. I liked him",
"is going to Rye House Speedway",
"you`re alive!!!!!! Go w/ The Notebook...it`ll make you cry and stuff",
"_newnew yea I saw the oil show u put on gotta I likes",
"just listened to Domination by Pantera on Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/36pz",
"Getting ready to to to school",
"- we`re getting closer rather than further from REAL lobby dates - Chicago, BlogHer09 - squee!!!",
"Heh heh heh, come on! It is a THQ release! Ah well, I can try almost anything that is billed as RPG!",
"SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TOLD ME THAT!! LOL",
"can i have itL",
"playing the game of watching straight people hook up but can`t leave because of another reason",
"SICK! I`m totally getting GH5!! Too bad you guys didn`t get to play in Boston",
"had fun at chel`s with nicole and cried watching benjamin button exciting night i must say"
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I`d be soo honoured if u cld chk out my beats, perhaps sm advice on wat I nd to do 2 improve da overall sound of my music | [
" - great site. The photos on it are fantastic. Will be very useful for my visit to Pembroke (inc Skomer) in June",
"_the_bear I love the names!",
"I really want to go see UP! haha. Tooo cute! (:",
"We picked up Boston Legal season 5, enjoying it now. No matter how offensive Denny can be, I love Denny Crane! He is a riot.",
" 2002 - the TSX is nice just cuz it`s a new car- handles nice but doesn`t have the horses of the TL-S",
"enjoy the laker game for me guys! since i`ll be at work",
" Thank you. I needed that",
" and I luh you tooooo",
" I have a great house to sell you! Comes complete with a riding mower!!",
"Two fantastic shows in a row",
"getting ready for the concert tonight! YAY!",
"happy star wars day everyone off to celebrate with the family... ok we`re not celebrating it but i am going round to the famo`s...",
"feelin nice after this bottle of bacardi",
" me too! i wish it would just say who has unfollowed",
" Tataindicom is not as good as Tatasky Airtel broadband is better.",
" oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3"
] | [
"i think i need a drink",
"trying to learn for my oral exam, but I`m too distracted",
"drinking lemsip cause apaently i need ittt! IM NOT SICK",
"i learnt something new today",
"thanks for following! pretty complicated id you have there lol",
"what`s good about working a double?...Jasmin",
"I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.",
"thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems",
"Okay, as long as you`re all right.",
"LOL kk i`ve sent u a friend request",
"ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you",
"@ amhzz... did u get an invite? I miss u",
"I`m bad with understanding there things! You should know this!",
"trying to get a sale in my job...",
"_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..",
"The least I can do for you is re-tweet it when it`s ready. So @ me Mine is http://bit.ly/xPvT7 - I talk about viral tweets",
"well doesn`t that look fab, even if I do say so myself!",
"_Foster Just so i can see how they look with the other icons. Both themes btw.",
"oh you and had free drinks?! thats wasup..Im givin up drinkin for a lil bit",
"make a prank call for me",
"Yes, maybe, but for today, I write",
"hi again, sorry was going to pass on your email to my assistant (Rel and Soc) and lost it. dm it to me, pls?",
"i guess it`s easier said than done for some people.....myself being one of them unfortunately",
"the there`s confuse me",
"actually, i play keyboards for pohaku lol. we played a 12st bday earlier and now i`m spinning at the shack",
"Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today",
"http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time",
"let be me your first",
"Loads of little jobs to do today. Going to be playing walking themed music today from BrickMan",
"geez why do u have to be SO obvious?",
"YO I`m just on the computer",
"Back from LAAANDAN. Miss it already check out my new giant purple bow and gold wing necklace. I <3 TD http://tinyurl.com/m5y2mw",
"what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk",
"yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response",
"tired and all i want to do is play random songs on my gitwar but i have to do my drama essay.",
"ur there when I`m not lol",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"Just got notified my podcast was accepted into iTunes. http://budurl.com/SBit Of course I then realized it was miss formated Fixed now.",
"following keep me updated for the latest dance scene event",
"games? Just wanted to clarify",
"_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox",
"I`d respond, if I were going",
"Whats with you though, you sound a bit down yourself.. not your boiler again is it",
"I day til NYC!!!! and the journey soon begins!!! Music baby",
"specifically, like these http://i36.tinypic.com/mwz6uo.jpg (also i adore this outfit http://tinyurl.com/q63obq yum)",
"Yes, I really do.",
"Still feel like craaaap and like everyone on earth needs to know this lol... Have fun birdies",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck",
"My body hurt I need a rub down like NOW!",
"wish I can go to the Roots pinic",
"no, i do better with people i don`t know you`re going to chiodos tonight, right? just kill something for me.",
"http://twitpic.com/67nxe - Yeah..I`m bored XD I pic up this photo when I still have my guitar..today my mum steam me it I miss Nameless..",
"Photo: So I still havn�t hooked up my editing comp I know you guys miss my artwork, so I�ve decided to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1wetiq",
"Can I also have a swirly flat white?",
"Wondering if i cld make things any worse than they already are... answer.. JUST DID!!!",
"ohh snapp, have fun",
"ok i got you! Knight!",
"you need to follow me so I could send you a direct message.",
"I`m considering buying one of these. Hence the `Monk' look http://bit.ly/9VbzG",
"Working on Canada Shoots information. Coming your way soon if you have expressed interest and I have your email address . Eh!!!",
"feels ****! and feet are aching need my beeeeeddddddd!!!",
"Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer",
"I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now",
"invite sent You can now invite more collabs too, pass the word around",
"_brads i`ve finished lol",
"Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav",
"actually I could do with going to weight watchers",
"man i need 2 find a siitter Val still aint **** wit me LOL",
"talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!",
"I have a question for you, Ali.",
"Maybe you have, my memory sucks.",
"that`ll do it too",
"i changedd my background its from picnik.",
"white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the enw drummer youre mean!",
"rickbaker24 follow me please. i only have 6",
"Zelda Fans!!! pand_i - Zelda: The minnish cap, and a want for more music taste: Zelda = epic I&#.. http://tinyurl.com/d7jvop",
"tierd.i just want to talk",
"proper cba with out!",
"that is yo name girllll!",
"n e uterus u wanna rub??? lol its ok u can tell me",
"_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though",
"something for you is on its way in the mail to your PJ address, just fyi",
"the honesty`s to much........... Sorry couldn`t resist;)",
"Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?",
"_j9 Jess just posted some hawt pics on the board J ... u should check them out...",
"will you be posting a pic of you H suit?? Pretty please?",
"editing something in photoshoot NILEY",
"im hella pushin for it...how was tha graduation..sorry i couldnt smash thru...",
"what about me I miss you too!",
"its almost your birthday!!",
"AHHHH my keyboards getting worse :/ my BDAY`s in 1 more day",
"i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo",
"lol hopefully it`ll happen like next timee near the new album",
"http://tinyurl.com/q3u32x isn`t that the podcasting gear you got in for bit-tech?",
"but if you got hit by a car, who would make such lovely music?",
"_mcflyandjb its okay!!! x",
"_PingPong Awww I`m teaching my son (when I have one) those manners! Too many boys are lacking those!",
"heyy! told me to follow u, whatsup?",
"I`m exhausted new song 'one day' on myspace check out http://www.myspace.com/tannajoy",
"c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun",
"I KNO I SHOULDA CAME",
"I don`t know how to use this",
"tried to edit the page but couldn`t add my name can you pop me on the list please!",
"_Layne hmm.. what`s ur fav movie?? tv shows??",
"Cool! I have one (from a decluttering friend), but I don`t know how to play",
"Roscoe - Smooth Sailin` WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS SONG?????? RAP FRIENDS U HAVE FAILED ME",
"i work in youth justice",
"How about give golf lessons?? AND sing to your student taking lessons?? (JAKEOWEN2009 live > http://ustre.am/2S1Y)",
"mmm nandos is good (y) and topshop rules i am actually devastated that i cant come to to london show 'm8' bailed out",
"Tapit:E446WWHLLYAR TK3H6694PRMP 9R46TAHXEFKT please @ reply me if you win! Thanks!",
"To cap things off, the lower part of my back really hurts.",
"So-so, thanks I`ve uploaded a new campaign vid, will post the link in a few mins. how are you doing, babe??",
"Is listening to P!nk tunage and trying to teach my cat to dance to it... I think she`s getting it we can be backing dancers by next tour",
"New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now",
"_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x",
"It`s tough being a thick chik",
"ok outta all 981 of my followers, only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee",
"am little bit upset ppl is jerk-",
"yea, feel like im bein ignored"
] | 943 |
Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho | [
" i think it`s fun, you gotta hide, and defend from your enemy, fun huh?",
"Laying in bed texting. Good night ya`ll",
"_achillies Thanks! And yay for being in my guild!",
" Dude you are awesome",
"My purple pusrse is pretty someone tell Katie Holmes!",
"Yay, a live demo of Rhodes. Loving this more and more #euruko",
" praying you get better soon you sweet one , sorry your still not well",
"is in the middle of the Irish sea... with absent elk brothers. Newcastle here we come. we love Newcastle",
"my favorite curling iron broke",
"Happy Mothers Day to all the Mommys.",
"Happy Star Wars Day, may the 4th be with you my lil` 12yr old bro is at home playing with a lego AT-AT and dozens of stormtroopers.",
"_emo_zac and a good morning from france to my zaccie",
" thanks for agreeing with me",
"Sweet! When are they going to be publicly available?",
" agree completely. it`s all about attitude & chutzpah",
"needs to stop taking photos with other people`s cameras! luckily, photos have been delivered"
] | [
"Much to my surprise, I was using my credit card before the crack dawn to do some serious online gambling. One problem: it wasn`t me.",
"i just bit my tongue. blood everywhere!!!",
"Regrettin some of the decisions I made",
"Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer",
"im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can",
"I am now cleaning",
"can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.",
"I just realized that im going home 2 weeks from today",
"denial can be very powerful",
"Oh no! I guess I`m officially a big nerd now. I heard the movie is great even if you don`t like Trek... and I do",
"Going off BC is making me break out.",
"Shoot, Rob I missed it. Just got home.",
"i`d give anything to be there. too bad i`m in tennessee.",
"crashing from my WI high...missing mayfield",
"don`t say that - I really miss my red Porsche (sold it 2 yrs ago)",
"Adam Samberg + new moon trailor = good evening. Too bad my cable is off as of friday",
"I just had to look up endometriosis. Oy!",
"i`m still awake, coulnd`t go back to sleep",
"NOICE. I realised that after exams I have 2 more weeks Forgot about the whole 2 weeks of Unit 4 in term 2 thing :/",
"How was your chicken and chips?",
"awwww wat i was gonna buy myself something pretty nvm",
"No u miss me !!!!! LOL",
"you stopped followin me?",
"thanks buddi and it`s no problem your my friend yah i should post more pics of London! nothing much really u?",
"got ya - that wouldn`t be so bad tho right?",
"well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards",
"Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.",
"my little sister told me i have a double chin aww",
"I would if I wasn`t working today.",
"I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts",
"they were actually there omg apparently a relative of marc went to my school lol",
"gah! didn`t realize my meeting was from 9-12",
"_BHB I went to that concert and I remember Derek and Mark were hosting! I miss seeing BHB at the grove.",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty",
"While I remember, Nerd Hurdles rocks Especially the tale of the currency of ironpoodonia",
".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!",
"I had one of those in south Florida. Mowing around it could hurt",
"6 freakin days!! Just a thought...what would I have to look forward to after this?",
"Margaritas with my Momo. I`ve missed her.",
"cause i wasn`t there!",
"_Rocks Just spurted Fanta out of my mouth laughing at that!",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"yeah I imagine you did",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"I`m gettin ready for my trip back to MA... I don`t wanna leave!",
"Just got booked my ticket to athens",
"I have uncontrolable hic-ups right now that hurt",
"it was t4 i think hannah ****",
"man i missed it!! Ive been waitn all day 4 u 2 giv the tix away & then whn im rappn up @ wrk u gav my tix away! Im sad!",
"bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me",
"Just booked some tickets for Jessicaaaa.",
"Oh, don`t spoil my fun, lol",
"Our neighbors cat died! I really loved him =(",
"There`s a spider in my room. Save me...",
"it is very cheeky one, but nice too",
"im at scotts being a fatty",
"OOUCHHHH I just pinched my own **** by accident trying to fix my top",
"Going to bed after the CAVS game Don`t judge me LOL",
"Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!",
"It`s good they`re realistic, but I still don`t like thinking about it!!!",
"on my way to work. I`M SO HUNGRY!",
"I should have know that 'extra hand' comment would cause trouble... About to upload House Music and Beyond Vol. 3",
"haha yeah it was",
"Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown",
"Got a sunburn from Coney Island bike ride",
"Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"WHAT?! i was wanting to see that show!!",
"Haha yea if i knew yew wanted 2 go i would have told yew",
"have an extra Justin Rutledge ticket for the Mod Club tonight",
"I heart Mela so so much cept last time I went they booked us in on the Saturday instead of the Friday and wouldn`t feed us",
"woke up from bad dream. grrrr",
"you Wish that would have been your tweet after you followed me.",
"I`m jealous...i need 2 escape 2, lol.",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"http://twitpic.com/45r61 - saddest thing i`ve seen a while",
"ya i walked into the wall thats why i have a plaster on my neck",
"why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs",
"i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...",
"Have a HUGE headache... don`t have asprin here at work.",
"inooo arent they just i wanna just go down there now an meet kyle again.. im too obsessed its not fair!",
"Isn`t he awesome?? There are tons more coming, that was just one of three locations",
"I really should put up a pic, I guess.",
"listening to AM- teddy picker She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn`t what it seemed",
"This weekend is completely different from last weekend.",
"was jst out there wednesday",
"OUCH! my earphones just shocked me",
"sadd.. last night in fl.. going back to AR tomorrow",
"It`s so cold out there! I`ve just lost my wallet",
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"I`m so freaking afraid that once again I`ve managed to stick my foot in my mouth and scare yet another person off . . .",
"My son would freak for the Falcon",
"Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it",
"totally missed the chatroom. I`m so lame",
"Just realized I hold a membership in the gym - saw my bank statement",
"Feeling the effects of the party last night. Drank far too much. 2 chicken burgers and one lamb burger. I did dance a fair bit tho.",
"_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!",
"omg, did anyone see the wee girl on bgt..!**** sucha shame",
"I haven`t seen Muffin in two whole days!",
"- don`t feel bad. I got a foad for a promotion here too.",
"yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response",
"I just dyededed my hair",
"I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.",
"just made it home, time for a shower and some breakie, off out to Blackpool later for some lunch",
"What? I was being serious.",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"i was an extra. got ready for work for nothing. studying all night",
"Choir assembly was bad it`s **** hot, yay!",
"i changedd my background its from picnik.",
"Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134",
"I thought I was going to see a pic of your clean car",
"I`m just a couple bus stops away from an LC, but I didn`t realize that until about a month or so ago",
"I made an animated holiday card thingy. http://is.gd/yjpq - Shh. Don`t tell mom yet. It`s a surprise.",
"At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss your faceeee",
"im going to miss khyy so much",
"hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.",
"Woo! Nachos AND ice cream haha",
"i have officially hit the wall, totally nonfunctionalproductive at work",
"oooh yeaah fooood time I`ve found my seat at this bbq right in front of the food hahaa",
"I can`t eat a hot pocket anymore without thinking about Jim Gaffigan"
] | 934 |
its weird how thinking about may 2nd totally changed my crappy mood to happiness...i miss so much | [
" you should say mlia instead of fml i hope you find it soon",
"Wishing all the mommies a happy mother`s day",
"Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh",
" Brent Cross? wow! I live very close from there!",
" they look nice atleast haha. <3",
" have fun ! bbq is good ! no matter where it is",
" Go girl!! Start your day out right...gotta love that!",
" lol, Thanks for the morning Chuckle Not sure if you follow me? Please check..",
"happy mother`s day mom. love you always",
" And so very you. You know I say it w/ nothing but love, dude.",
"Ben I Love yahh babe <333! i miss you hope to see u tomorrow Mommy i love you tomorrow happy mothers day! happy mother day to all moms!",
" you guys were absolutely amazing tonight, as always. thanks for always bringing the dance party.",
"just helping myself to some caramel digestives",
"Happy mothers day to all the Twitter moms, sent my own mom a very sleepy video by phone and called after.",
"Yay Happy Mother`s Day #fb",
" let me know how it goes I`m praying. Ummmph. I still can`t believe it."
] | [
"Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*",
"I can understand, pains been part of my life for a long time now I hope you feel a bit better soon.",
"ugh... dunno why im just not in the best of moods... how do i know if i have allergies? meh...",
"that was delicious! lets have a walk sometimes with you and your hubby.. and others! me misses you",
"hi guys just doing da usael notmuch really! <3 sad me",
"The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!",
"Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?",
"I feel like **** cause I couldnt sleep last night and went to sleep at 320 n bk up at 6 soooo tired!!!",
"I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend",
"so i spoke too soon.... & my weekend may be delayed for like 20 more min aaaah i gottaaa get outttt of here b4 i lose it",
"If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped",
"ashley tisdale , i mean . cuz shes in berlin on 6th june and i`m not gonna be there . i wanna start cryin right now :/ ashley pick me up",
"I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now",
"i`m not feeling twitter at the moment",
"im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday",
"I miss my neice can`t wait to see her bad n grown ****! Lol",
"I am ok, I think I will just take the attitude that Mothers Day is an invented Hallmark holiday from now on",
"i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...",
"Feelin a little blue tonight.. Love might be good",
"Time for my ritualistic Friday night depression",
"yay for nice weather, boo for cici not being here this weekend",
"i miss our walks home together",
"gosh today sucks! i didnt get my tax returns! im so upset cuz now i have to miss my best friends wedding in washington...lame",
"awww that sucks also, when i finish uni, you should totally have a mini housewarming. yes, work it around my schedule, LOL.",
"The Taxi Q at Pelangi was super loooong.. and now I`m getting headaches because of the hot-cold transition",
"_1990 i kno i came in coz the sun kept going behind the clouds but now it has come back sat in my window now on the floor lol",
"ugh, i dont feel like going to work today",
"Ugh I can`t breathe right today",
"i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..",
"don`t say that - I really miss my red Porsche (sold it 2 yrs ago)",
"I definitely missed listening to The Spill Canvas, I miss seeing them live as well 'Now I`m in stitches ooooover you and oooover you, oh'",
"I`m just a couple bus stops away from an LC, but I didn`t realize that until about a month or so ago",
"is HOT. Just done some late spring cleaning! About to settle down with a book i can barely read, left my glasses at my mums",
"Bout to knock out. Feelin a lil sick peace y`all",
"Just to drive crazy, I miss the big blue selected tweet highlight. I can`t tell which tweet is selected anymore",
"omfg whyyyyyy not that sucks!!! and r18?? wtf... T.A.I. getcho` asses down here",
"most definitely will! also, i wanted to say 'perfect time' was my favorite track! it seriously made me tear up!",
"Morning. Forgot my daily booth yesterday.. shocking! I want to sit in the garden today and read but we have a huge bees nest",
"It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..",
"Last days of maternity leave",
"hey guys y did the sun make my day gloomy?",
"Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun",
"its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!",
"4 shifts down, 2 to go... then its my birthday!! but, should i be getting excited??? im turning 29 which means im almost 30",
"**** you and your hot weather - it`s freezing in Oz at the moment I miss summer..",
"sad that borders did not have guerrilla gardening book but otherwise a most lovely relaxing day",
"Yay me! But, what in particular?",
"and because I wasn`t having a bad enough time last night my body decided it wanted to be sick",
"had a horrible sleep + in a rather bad mood",
"anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away",
"bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!",
"lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?",
"Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.",
"Bummer yo. I`m starting up finals too soon...so I guess I`ll see you around the second week of June then.",
"_Eclectic but then you leave",
"Bah, here I was out in the sun in my new hammock, drinking beer, playing the guitar and singing, and the mosquito chased me inside",
"i have the adam lambert version of FEELIN GOOD in my head... i miss idol already.",
"Wow. Way to be discouraged idk anymore... fml.",
"Just got home from the BEA & it was kinda boring (2 me) this year but hung out with some GREAT authors & co-workers!",
"hey hey..i`m only finishing on the 10th of june",
"once i hit christian in the head with a metal bat! haha he then socked me in the eye! haha i miss being a reckless little kid",
"You just want to go?? I know the feeling... I`m ready to head back to the mountains, I won`t go back till July",
"I wasn`t feeling it",
"Me to, oh well maybe one day",
"Life sucks if ur not having fun.",
"Missing my husband, but it was nice to wake up in my parents` house. The dogs are ecstatic",
"lolll, i cba to get the sun stuff and i forgot that the back of my leg wouldnt gwt tanned lol. it hurts sooo bad right now",
"I can`t believe tour is almost over",
"ok, son in bath, so gonna see if I can find some quick quotes. Gonna miss ya`ll this weekend. I`m already gettin sad",
"I don`t have the fake fascination like i once did before. Cause i no longer have to pretend i like you",
"why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(",
"sad day*Lakers please make me happy with a W",
"I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.",
"GAWD!. If only that dream actually happened last night....",
"sometimes i forget my favorite **** stars are real people too. made orange chicken last night and cut his finger off! sad!",
"sickkk, it`s been two days since summer started and it suck already!",
"Last Heroes ep until Sept Sick & drugged for past 3 days. Dr says lacking in everything, esp -get this- SUNSHINE.",
"Sleppytime. Really missing my godfather right now. Love you Wayne",
"I`m feel deflated. Ugh. No more dog.",
"jfc, it needs to be the 23rd. i will have been graduated, and i ended up getting AWESOME hook-ups for FTSK and Rocket. so excited!",
"how i wish the result IS true...",
"i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid that everyone made fun of all year said 'it`s been a good year'",
"Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...",
"I would if I wasn`t working today.",
"I WANT A HUG!",
"_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'",
"chatting with some of my old classmates, hellyeah fun but we have some of very weird conversation haha. hello? bbm lo error ya?",
"Great day yesterday. Good win for Forest, some celebratory `staying up` drinks, a trip to an unsuccesful bbq and �1.50 Stellas in Scream",
"MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text",
"I did not twitt yesterday cause it was a very busy day but I`ll be back tomorrow BTW I can not sleep I`m like in zombie mode @_@",
"May the 4th be with you I couldn`t resist!!",
"So hot today =_= don`t like it and i hate my new timetable, having such a bad week",
"you ever come across something that reminds you alot of the one person that completely broke your heart? cause i just did",
"_mactastic I dunno ;p How`d I end up waking up at 2 am? It`s a mysterious world",
"Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away",
"wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor",
"bout to watch notorious cause that`s how i`m feelin now. wish i could eat something, but i can`t. surgery tomorrow. no food til saturday",
"oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday",
"I don`t believe there`s anything worse than losing a best friend",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"i don`t like to see you like this... there must be something to make you smile...",
"it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days",
"...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?",
"Listening to: Sweet Talk 101 - Cute Is What We Aim For /// Considering taking up the GameBoy Color again. I miss chiptune.",
"I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts",
"http://twitpic.com/67twh - This has never happened before =/ orange blinky lights. I think I`ve broke my battery again",
"So that is different than normal how?",
"watching chicago. honeyyyy im with you I miss me some hey arnold! and wild thornberrys",
"its ok..i was kinda feeling ignored anyway And its sunday arvo 330pm. Going out for Lunch & WINE!",
"without ur tweets i feel lost hit me with something",
"its almost your birthday!!",
"I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills",
"_Sunshine I figured that... But I ended up taking my cousin to work in the Rain anyway... But hit me up",
"but i realllllllly want to. llike im really starting to hate PA. btw, i just messaged the great one known as dylan",
"I feel like poop. I hate being sick",
"lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.",
"Feel like **** today Got a speeding ticket 1st since 5 years...blows!!!!!!!",
".... It was just alriiightt",
"I`m not comfortable with this announcement."
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