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Lisa: Have you take a photo of the new employee yet? Paul: Yes, I just took it. Do you need a copy now? Lisa: As soon as you can, I have a press release going out today. Paul: No problem. You'll have it shortly. Lisa: Thank you. Paul: Is the other photo ready to be shot? Lisa: Which one, of the new machine? Paul: Yes. Lisa: Not quite, I have to stage it. Paul: Okay. After I send the photo I'll at least get the light measured and set up. Lisa: Sounds good.
Paul's just taken a photo of the new employee and he'll provide Lisa with a copy of it shortly as she has a press release going out today. Before Paul takes a photo of the new machine Lisa has to stage it.
royal family: oh ok but before that, my guards will check to make sure you are not a spy person: A Spy? My dear, you know I'm a confidant. I always bring you the news from the village, nothing has changed. royal family: ok, that is true person: So about your mother in law... She's a frequent visitor to the local tavern. They serve her in the back to save face, but she often brings home gentlemen callers. royal family: She must be a terrible woman!..agh!! person: Well I'm telling you this so you can have a little leverage with the family. You know how snooty they can be. royal family: of course, I appreciate the information person: Anytime, you know I'm not one to gossip, but I do know when information can be useful. This lovely ballroom will serve as a wonderful wedding feast location. Have you set a date? royal family: next week Summarize the dialogue
royal family wants to hire a person to help with the wedding feast. The person will be checked by the royal family's guards.
#Person1#: Hey man, what do you have on tap? #Person2#: Heineken and Budweiser. We have a two-for-one happy hour special. #Person1#: Cool, give me a pint of Heineken and half a pint of Bud. #Person2#: Okay. . . A pint of Heineken and and half a pint of bud for table six! And what about some appetizers? #Person1#: Sure! Let's have some nachos and mozzarella sticks. #Person2#: Okay. That'll be 80 bucks. #Person1#: Wait. . . What!
#Person1# orders drinks and food but finds them expensive.
#Person1#: Hello, Sir, may I help you? #Person2#: Yes. I would like some information for requesting a loan. #Person1#: Very well, here are the general terms of our loan policies. We pride ourselves in having the lowest interest rate in the country for personal loans. #Person2#: I see. So let me get this straight. If I borrow let's say, ten thousand dollars, how much will I have to pay each month? #Person1#: It depends on how long you take to pay it back. If we lend you ten thousand dollars at an annual interest rate of ten percent for forty eight months, you would have to pay each month a portion of the loan which is called the principal and another small portion of the annual interest rate. This of course is considering that you don't default on a payment! #Person2#: It sounds good but, there is just one problem. I have a terrible credit score. #Person1#: That is a very serious problem you see, the bank must assess your personal information, past loans, assets and any other relevant information such as your credit score in order to approve your loan. #Person2#: You know what? I don't really need the money. Thanks anyways!
#Person2#'d like some information for requesting a loan. However, it's likely that his order cannot be approved because of his terrible credit score.
Carl: Hey, guess what??? Lewis: What??? Carl: I may have come into a lot of money! Lewis: What do u mean? Carl: I got word that my uncle back in Europe left a bit of a fortune behind and I'm in his will!! Lewis: Cool, do u know how much you'll be gettin'? Carl: Nope, but the suspense is killing me. I'll probably find out later this week. Keep your fingers crossed for me. Lewis: Ok ;-) Talk to you later Carl: Yup, see ya
Carl is in his uncle's will so he may come into a lot of money. Carl will probably find out this week. Lewis will keep his fingers crossed and will talk to Carl later.
squirrel: I'm too busy. I'm looking for nuts. small living thing: I can get you into the kings kitchen, where they have nuts from all across the lands! squirrel: I could eat as many as I want? small living thing: As many as you want...and moreee! squirrel: Take this here then. You look small enough to hop on my back. Get on and hold on tight! I will get us to the castle in a jiffy. small living thing: LETS RIDE SQUIRREL! NUTS AWAIT! squirrel: Oh no! Didn't we just leave the bear and the burrow over there? I think we're lost! small living thing: LOST?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOST?! squirrel: You do know i'm an omnivore don't you?!?! small living thing: MORE LIKE AN OBLIVORE! squirrel: I will eat you! Summarize the dialogue
squirrel and small living thing are going to the castle to eat nuts.
#Person1#: When can we expect you for dinner? Can you come tonight? #Person2#: Not tonight. I promised to go to a concert with my sister. #Person1#: Well. . . How about Friday then? #Person2#: That sounds fine. #Person1#: Good. Shall we say seven o'clock? #Person2#: I'll be there. You're still a fabulous cook, aren't you? #Person1#: That'll be for you to decide. I've got a new dish that I want to try out on you. #Person2#: I'm ready. I'll look forward to it all Friday!
#Person2#'ll come to #Person1#'s house for dinner on Friday and #Person1# will prepare a new dish.
Jack: can I call u now? Brian: No, driving Brian: will call u in 10 min ok? Jack: ok
Brian is driving now. He will call Jack in 10 minutes.
#Person1#: Hi, I'd like a single room. #Person2#: Do you have a reservation? #Person1#: No, I'm afraid not. #Person2#: Let me check if we have any vacancies. . . You're in luck. We have one single room available. #Person1#: How much is it? #Person2#: $ 60 a night. No charge for local calls on the phone or for the TV, unless you decide to watch the pay-per-view channels. #Person1#: Okay, I'll take it. #Person2#: Here's your key. Check out time is 12 noon. If you want to stay until 6 p. m. , it's another half day. After that you have to pay for another night. #Person1#: Okay. When is your restaurant open? #Person2#: It's open from 6:30 a. m. to 10 p. m. every day. #Person1#: Okay, thank you. Which way to the room? #Person2#: It's that way, on the second floor. #Person1#: Thanks.
#Person1# wants a single room and #Person2#, the hotel receptionist, tells #Person1# the charge of the room and when is the restaurant open.
soldier: Hello blacksmith: Hi there. Are you new in town? soldier: Of course not...I am a soldier here blacksmith: Oh, I must have soot in my eyes from blacksmithing earlier. I didn't recognize you at first! soldier: very well, how is it going with you? blacksmith: I'm just here to see if any of my knives have sold. Are you looking for a good knife? soldier: I would love a good knife blacksmith: Hmmm, I think this curved steel blade is great for use in battle. Or perhaps the iron one? soldier: The iron one get rusty on time..dont you have any other metal? blacksmith: The bronze, then. It's from the Bronze Age, in fact. Here, try it out soldier: Wonderful! this is more like it blacksmith: Now put this glove on and stab me. Go ahead! soldier: You really want me to stab you? Why would i do that? blacksmith: I meant stab me in this RAG Summarize the dialogue
blacksmith is selling knives. Soldier is a soldier. He wants to buy a bronze knife. Blacksmith wants him to try it out.
a person: Small animal, would you like a flower? small animals: Oh, th-th-thank you, kind person. You know for kind souls such as yourself I have saved a map to the troll's treasure. I once flew into his lair by mistake and learned his secrets. a person: Oh my goodness! A treasure map! Is the treasure nearby?! small animals: Yes, but you must become worthy of finding it, much like i did in my journey from the troll's lair. a person: That sounds dangerous! How could such a small animal journey to the troll's lair? I don't know if this is wise. I follow the king to stay out of trouble like this. Summarize the dialogue
Small animals have a map to the troll's treasure. The troll's treasure is nearby. The small animal went to the troll's lair by mistake and learned his secrets.
#Person1#: Welcome back! I didn't see you in the history class on Friday. #Person2#: I wasn't here on Friday. My geography class went to a field trip to look at some of the different rocks. In fact, we slept there last night. #Person1#: Really? That sounds excellent! Where did you go? #Person2#: A desert. It gets hot during the day, but it cools off very quickly at night. It is very dry there after the sun goes down. #Person1#: Well, did you enjoy the trip? #Person2#: Of course I did. The desert is nicer than you might think. Since there are so few plants growing there, it's very easy to see different rocks. And the natural colors of the rocks shine in the sun. You really should go there to have a look. #Person1#: I really want to go there. You must call me if you have the chance to go there again. #Person2#: No problem. I will be your guide next time.
#Person2# tells #Person1# #Person2#'s geography class went to a desert for a field trip to look at different rocks and slept there last night. #Person2# enjoyed it and #Person1# wants to go.
member: I just love being in this garden. peacock: this garden is supposed to for me to show off my beauty member: You are lovely her. I wish I had you at my castle but it is so small. peacock: ok then take me with you member: You would not like it where I reside. This is much better. peacock: I have magic powers I can make you own the castle you just wished for member: What do you need in return. peacock: you have to love me and eat my poop once a month member: I think you mock me and you will pay. peacock: hey you missing a golden opportunity to be the richest person in the kingdom member: I don't think it is worth it Peacock. peacock: why not? the poop? haven't you seen where people use monkey poop for tea? mine is even better, It the magic buddy member: I think I don't need such as yourself at all. Summarize the dialogue
peacock wants to go with the member to his castle but the member doesn't want to. Peacock has magic powers and offers to make the member the richest person in the kingdom in exchange for love and eating his poop once a month.
priest: hello stranger what brings you here visitor: ahh good priest it is nice to see a good man of the church here priest: it is good to see you as well what brings you here visitor: im just picking up food for my travels ass youd expect, how are you this fine day priest: i am doing well pls come in and help yourself to food, where are you traveling to visitor: yes ill do that, im looking to find my old village of Dusselford a few miles from here priest: do you have a scroll visitor: yes here take a look priest: what is this a scroll of visitor: it is a map to my home villagem i found it in an old library priest: i have a scroll as well pls look to see if it will help you visitor: ah thank you it seems to show some new additions added to the town priest: that is wonderful would you like to look in the tower to see if you can see your town visitor: thank you but i need to be on my way, take care Summarize the dialogue
The visitor is looking for his old village of Dusselford. He has a map of it. The priest has a scroll of the town as well. The priest invites the visitor to look in the tower to see if he can spot it.
Jorim: just that you know, the teacher was satisfied with you work today Alex: really, thanks to let me know Jorim: thats my job
The teacher was satisfied with Alex's work today, as referred by Jorim.
pastry chef: I am looking for more ingredients in the trash heap, can you hold these eggs? gamekeeper: Oops. I'm so sorry, chef. My hands are slippery. You should've gave me a little warning there. pastry chef: it's okay, it dosent look like they are broken, put them in this rag doll gamekeeper: That's better. Kind of creepy, but better pastry chef: At least they wont break, I am going to take my apron off so I can dig in the heap, will you help me? gamekeeper: Sure, Chef. One second. Here we go pastry chef: I wonder how all this trash got here, there dosen't seem to be anything I can use here gamekeeper: I see clothes in here at least. Maybe I can dress my hunting foxes up all cute and peachy in these pastry chef: do you think the foxes can help us find some food? gamekeeper: They can at least hunt. Would you be able to take apart animals and cook them? pastry chef: sure, and we can help them with this crossbow Summarize the dialogue
pastry chef is looking for more ingredients in the trash heap. Gamekeeper will hold the eggs.
temple members: What happened to all of your food? rodent: They hired a few new cleaners and they've been doing a little bit too good of a job keeping the floor swept. temple members: Ah i see, well maybe you should relocate. I know of a few alley ways that would suit you better. rodent: What a great idea! Thank you. How are you doing? temple members: I am ok, i hope to get home to read scripture soon. rodent: That sounds lovely. I will miss seeing you around here though. temple members: Well the alleyways i was talking to you about are right by my home. rodent: Would you take me with you, pretty please? temple members: Of course. Anythign to save another life. rodent: Thank you so much! Everyone else just screams when they see me. temple members: And here take this. I want to see you in the afterlife as well. rodent: Mice can go to Heaven too? Summarize the dialogue
rodent is moving to the alleyways because the new cleaners are doing a good job of keeping the floor swept.
eel: Where is water?! How did I get here?! villagers: You need to be eaten my friend eel: Wait! I'm not ready! villagers: For attacking me I will make it more painful by washing your dirty body with hot water without killing you first eel: Not if I take your tool! villagers: All you have is your nasty teeth no hands so Its useless to you eel: Teeth to bite you with if you come any closer. I'll rip you to shreds! villagers: Now I even feel the urge to eat you in a pie as you are displaying stubborness eel: But I've got a family. Have mercy! I was just swimming and woke up here with all this dryness and cacti. There so spikey! villagers: OK you are now humble.. How did you learn to talk eel: Oh thank you. Whats talk? villagers: I can communicate with you..its weird.. How about you become my pet fish and you stay in my aquarium Summarize the dialogue
eel is lost and asks villagers for help. Villagers want to eat him but he is not ready. Villagers offer him to be their pet fish.
fox: I feel that I should be sad for them for losing you but I can not bring myself to be sad in this tree. They will probably come look for you. colorful bird: How about yourself? Will anyone come to look for you? fox: No...alas...people hide from me. They fear me and some times hunt me. I am alone in this world. I have no family. However, I have been watching a vixen pretty closely to see if she could be the one to make me settle down. colorful bird: Perhaps you could invite her to join you in this tree? fox: You are a very smart bird. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers. I think I will ask her. But right now I am happy right here on this branch. Do you sing? Can you sing us a song? colorful bird: Certainly! *tril-la* *trill-lo* Trill-LEE* fox: Oh that is beautiful and makes me feel so happy! I think I want to live in this majestic tree forever! Summarize the dialogue
fox is happy to live in the tree with colorful bird. He is alone and has no family. He has been watching a vixen to see if she could be the one to make him settle down. He will invite her to join him in the tree.
Trisha: ugh... I just watched the last episode of how I met your mother :/ Gina: disappointing, right? Karen: There, there Trisha: I've really come to like the mother character... and the Robin/Ted relationship... we know for like 5 seasons it's not going to work... Gina: yes, cause she doesn't love him Trisha: yep. I mean... why? Why would they think this was a good idea? Have they made some polls that show people like the relationship with Robin? Karen: Actually most of the people I know who watched the show don't like it all. Gina: They're just not right for each other. Trisha: Barney/Robin - that was something interesting. Karen: Agreed, they had much more chemistry. Gina: More similar personalities. Karen: You know there was an alternative ending where the mother doesn't die and they're just happy without any interest in Robin? Trisha: Say whaaat? Is it on yt or something? Karen: <file_other> Trisha: omg, why didn't they go with this one?? It's so much better. Karen: I don't know. Maybe it's just the last episode of the show and they don't give a fuck :P Trisha: maybe
Trisha watched the last episode of How I Met Your Mother. She's disappointed with the ending. There is an alternative ending to the series where the mother doesn't die. Trisha likes it much better.
cow: Moo! This barn is nice and warm, but there's no grass here for me to eat. Summarize the dialogue
Cow is hungry. There's no grass in the barn.
Bob: Congrats on your role as Ra's al Ghul in Gotham. Han: The what now? Bob: Ellie is binging it, which is a bit annoying. Bob: But when Ra's came on screen the first time, we both asked "What the fuck is Han doing there?" Han: Haha Han: I'm famous!
Bob recognised Han as Ra's al Ghul in Gotham and congratulates him getting the role.
bat: hello ghost: Oh, you can see me, bat? Must be your echolocation... bat: Yes I can.. I posses the extraordinary power to see the invincible ghost: Invincible? That I am not sure of, but I certainly assumed i was invisible. Summarize the dialogue
The ghost can be seen by the bat.
pilgrims: Is it one of those trolls over there you looking for? lady of the hour: He is far from tall and mighty. No this man has a scar over his face. pilgrims: A scar? I haven't seen such a man here. lady of the hour: Darn, i thought he would be here. Are you here to confess? pilgrims: I guess you could call it that. lady of the hour: Do you come here often? pilgrims: I try to. I come to pray that one day I will no longer be an outcast. I pray all day everyday, and the other look down on me for it. lady of the hour: Here take this, i was once in your palce. It can get better. pilgrims: Thank you lady, that is the nicest anyone has every done for me! Where are you from? lady of the hour: My tribe is called Awyetenyahoo. We are a fierce people. What about you? pilgrims: You look fierce my lady. I am from some litte village outside of the kingdom. Summarize the dialogue
lady of the hour is looking for a man with a scar over his face. pilgrims come to the church to pray. lady of the hour is from Awyetenyahoo tribe.
#Person1#: Would you talk to me about taking one of Dr. Miller's classes? #Person2#: Yes. Have you ever been in one of his classes? #Person1#: I'm thinking about taking his class next semester. #Person2#: He was a very easy teacher. Are you thinking of taking a class with him? #Person1#: I'm not sure because I really need to learn something, but I also worry about grades. #Person2#: Grades are important, but don't you think that gaining the knowledge is important, too? #Person1#: I really need to learn this stuff. #Person2#: He made everything so interesting that the time just flew by. Do you know what I mean? #Person1#: Yes, that sounds right for me. #Person2#: Did you know that he came here last year after 10 years in the military? #Person1#: Yeah, I already knew that. That could be a good thing. #Person2#: I think you know that you have to make the best decision for you. Enjoy your year!
#Person1# is considering taking Dr. Miller's class but worries about grades. #Person2# tells #Person1# Dr. Miller was an easy and interesting teacher and gaining knowledge is as important as grades.
#Person1#: Sir, you've been using the online catalogue for quite a while. Is there anything I can do to help you? #Person2#: Well, I've got to write a paper about Hollywood in the 30s and 40s, and I'm really struggling. There are hundreds of books, and I just don't know where to begin. #Person1#: Your topic sounds pretty big. Why don't you narrow it down to something like.., uh... the history of the studios during that time? #Person2#: You know, I was thinking about doing that, but more than 30 books came up when I typed in 'movie studios'. #Person1#: You could cut that down even further by listing the specific years you want. Try adding '1930s' or '1940s' or maybe 'Golden Age'. #Person2#: 'Golden Age' is a good idea, Let me type that in. Hey, look, just 6 books this time That's a lot better. #Person1#: Oh, another thing you might consider. Have you tried looking for any magazines or newspaper articles? #Person2#: No, I've only been searching for books. #Person1#: Well, you can look up magazine articles in the Reader's Guide to Periodical Literature. #Person2#: Okay, I think I'll get started with these books and then I'll go over the magazines. #Person1#: If you need any help, I'll be over at the Reference Desk. #Person2#: Great, thanks a lot.
#Person2# is struggling to choose the books about Hollywood in the 30s and 40s. #Person1# suggests he narrow the topic down by listing the specific years he wants. #Person1# tells #Person2# he can look up magazine articles.
#Person1#: What are our areas for growth? What sectors do you see the most potential in? If we are going to pull our sales numbers up and develop the brand, we got to work across the board. #Person2#: It's not just spreading out to new markets that we have to address. I think we'd better first pay attention to developing our brand in the markets we already have. We'Ve reached the awareness level, but we haven't established customer loyalty. People know who we are, but they still don't trust in our brand. #Person1#: I don't see why we can't work on opening new markets and developing the markets we've already penetrated at the same time. . . Both aspects of developing our customer base and developing our brand are important.
#Person1# thinks it is important to open up new markets to pull up sales numbers, but #Person2# thinks the company should first develop brands and establish customer loyalty.
Allan: Do you like soft cheese on bagels or nah? Julie: Sometimes. Why? Allan: Try to plan breakfast! Julie: Oh! Julie: How about a sausage casserole? Allan: That sounds nice. Julie: You're making me hungry! Allan: Just trying to get ahead. Can you bring a couple juices? Julie: Sure! Like orange and something? Allan: Yes. Fine. Julie: Anything else you need? Chairs? Dishes? Allan: Some serving spoons and chairs would be good! Julie: Okay, no problem. Allan: Looking forward to it but its so much work... Julie: You're preaching to the choir! Julie: Glad it's your turn. Finally! Allan: I know, it's definitely overdue. But I never had a house big enough before... Julie: I know, I know, j/k. Allan: Otherwise, I think I'm ready! Julie: Cool! It's going to be great! Allan: Fingers crossed! LOL!
Allan will host a breakfast and plans the menu. Julie will bring juice, spoons and chairs. Julie has hosted breakfasts before. Allan has a house now that is big enough for this event.
#Person1#: Hi Julie, how are things going? #Person2#: Everything is great, Tad. How are you? #Person1#: I'm doing really well. #Person2#: Tad, I'm pretty hungry right now. Want to walk over and check out the food table? #Person1#: Julie, do you know who that woman is over there by the window? #Person2#: That is Mary. I heard that she's just moved in with Lee. #Person1#: I thought that he was with Malia. #Person2#: Oh, that relationship is history. Malia hooked up with a guy she met on holiday. #Person1#: I bet that Lee wasn't too happy with that! #Person2#: Actually, he was OK with it. They hadn't been getting along too well.
Julie and Tad see Lee is with a new girl Mary. Julie tells Tad Lee's relationship with Malia is history.
Kyle: Any plans for the NYE? Greg: Yep, we're going to BCN this year :D Greg: I'm fed up with snow and the tickets were really cheap!! Kyle: really? Kyle: how much did u pay? Greg: 25 GBP Kyle: one way?? Greg: nope, both :D Kyle: LOL Greg: so what about u? Kyle: idk yet Anna wants to stay with her parents and enjoy 'family time'. Kyle: I wanna go skiing... Greg: why don't u go to BCN with her parents then? Kyle: this might be an option Kyle: anyway, need to go now. Kyle: enjoy BCN Greg: thx, hope to cu there!
Greg is going to BCN for New Years Eve, he got cheap tickets at 25 GBP return. Kyle doesn't know his plans yet, Anna wants to stay with her parents, whereas he wants to go skiing. They might go to BCN as well.
Violet: I'm really sick and tired of Tom. Samantha: Why don't you break up with him then? Violet: I still love him! He's just terminally lazy and forgetful. Violet: He also procrastinate way too much and act like a little boy. Samantha: What exactly does he do? Violet: For example, because of his laziness, he decides he won't vacuum in the bathroom and in the kitchen. Samantha: Hahaha! xD You must be kidding! Samantha: And how does he explain that? Violet: He said that it's pointles to vacuum in these places. Violet: Oh God... One day I will kill him. Samantha: I bet you won't :D Violet: Yeah, you are right...
Violet is tired of Tom's laziness but still loves him. Tom has decided not to do some of his chores.
rabbit: how are you today good noble, what brings you here? wealthy noble: Need some inspiration on how to start my life afresh rabbit: hmm? why would one do such a thing wealthy noble: Because I grew up spoilt and pampered and now I need to stand for myself rabbit: ah that is very humble and noble of you wealthy noble: Thanks do you have a girlfriend ? rabbit: no i am a simple rabbt, i roam and eat veggies wealthy noble: Great hopefully I can learn how to be modest and simple and also search for my own food without help rabbit: that is very respectable, have a good try at it wealthy noble: Thanks buddy .Would you like to stay in town with me later? rabbit: i would love to join you wealthy noble: Awesome I promise you I will build a very decent home for you rabbit: thank you kind sir, im sure it will be fun Summarize the dialogue
Wealthy noble wants to start a new life. He wants to be modest and simple. He will stay in town with rabbit.
bird: Flap, flap, flap... the captain of the guard: Did you just stop for a snack? You truly are foolish. I might as well make my way up the stairs too. I can't trust your judgement any more than any new recruit too young to grow a beard. bird: It was either that or carry it up there with me, I wasn't going to trust you to hold my lunch the captain of the guard: A fearsome beast ten thousand times your size is soon to be attacking our city and all you can think about is preserving your lunch. I should never have asked such a simple little beast for help at all. bird: Yea, Yea, it doesn't look like he is up there, but you are welcome to climb the stairs yourself to find out the captain of the guard: No, I will leave a note here at the base of the stairs and return to town to see if my men have located him there. You had better fly away for a few days. Things will be getting quite bad. bird: I will look for him first, I'll tell him what is going on before I get out of here Summarize the dialogue
The bird stopped for a snack on the stairs. The captain of the guard will leave a note at the base of the stairs and return to town to see if his men have located him.
king: Greetings, fairest of maidens the princess: Greetings, my Lord. king: And how do you do today, betrothed of my beloved son? the princess: I am having the most wonderful day in this beautiful setting. king: Tis truly a lovely place is it not? May I pick you this wildflower? the princess: Why thank you ever so much. When will your son arrive? king: He shall be here within the hour fair maiden the princess: It can't come soon enough. Thank you for being here. I am humbled by your presence, as well. king: Naturally, naturally girl. Look out over the mountains - when I am gone, you and my Son shall rule all of this the princess: Well, that won't be for a very long time. Shall we sit on the bench and enjoy the beautiful view? king: I am enjoying it, fair lady. This bench is perfectly situated the princess: Yes, and the craftsmanship is superb. king: Indeed, indeed. What is the name of that mountain over there, do you know? Summarize the dialogue
king and the princess are sitting on a bench and enjoying the view. The king's son will arrive within the hour.
Orla: Ooh, that Ralph movie looks cute! Dexter: Baby movie! I want to see Creed! Orla: Figured you would...
Orla wants to watch Ralph movie but Dexter would prefer Creed.
Brad: ave Brad: what's up? Damian: hello! Damian: happy new year! Brad: likewise, brother! Damian: :D Brad: any 'new year new me' resolutions? Damian: haha perhaps Damian: i've not had enough time to think everything through yet ;/ Damian: postponing it until my birthday :D Brad: well, alright Brad: a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, am i right Damian: you sure are! Damian: :D Damian: and you? any resolutions? Brad: not really Brad: just keep doing my thing you know Damian: that's fair Brad: besides, i don't really believe all that Damian: yeah well, many people do Damian: it's highly symbolic, so it works for them Brad: it does? i've never heard of a successful new year's resolution Damian: yeah me neither xd Brad: alright i gotta go, speak to you later! Damian: alright, see you man!
Brad and Damian don't have any New Year's resolutions.
old man with a fishing rod: Yes, thank you. light: I can light the way up the stairs and along the path if you need me to? Or just when you're ready to leave. Although, when a fairy dies, I dim. old man with a fishing rod: We might need this. light: What for Mr.? old man with a fishing rod: I'm going to hang myself, when we get to the top. light: What????? old man with a fishing rod: It's my decision, and I came here to get it all over with. So if you don't mind, either light up the way, or get out of it. light: I dont know if I can be part of that decision, but please, let me change your mind Mr. You must have so much to live for, if you really think about it. I'm a new friend for one!!! Please reconsider! old man with a fishing rod: Thank you for those kind words; the fact that you even tried to talk me out of it, means a lot. But I'm still going through with it. Summarize the dialogue
old man with a fishing rod is going to hang himself. Light will light the way to the top.
a captured knight: Ah, thank you! There... that should... ah, it's good to have some freedom of movement to my legs at last. They were not far from here, in the woods over by your wheat fields. I don't think they're bold enough to attack, but stil... farmer: Let's go search. I cannot afford goblins to be messing with my wheat. a captured knight: Hold there, Farmer! I admire your spirit, but these goblins were nasty beasts, well armed. Perhaps... is there a village nearby? Could a group of men be raised for the task of hunting them out? farmer: I uuhhh guess. I am just a farmer. I do not know many fighters or soldiers. a captured knight: Well, safety in numbers. Even a group of farms and villagers with knives and pitchforks can at least deter them. It might be safer if the women and children were sent to the village as well, for a time. farmer: I'll be sure to tell them to leave. Here i'll take that back. Summarize the dialogue
a captured knight was freed by a farmer. The knight was captured by goblins. The farmer wants to hunt goblins. The knight suggests a group of men should be raised to hunt goblins.
caretaker: I am a caretaker for the king's summer castle. I'm sure I would have seen you, I know all the going ons from there. What are you doing here? mourner: I am reminescing my Uncle who passed. caretaker: Is this bone you are holding your uncles? mourner: I do not believe so. He was buried. caretaker: Are you the one who cleared the weeds here? mourner: No, but I am very grateful for whoever did. I was planning to clear it today. caretaker: These weeds are always overgrown. Why did you choose today to clear them? mourner: I had today free and wanted to give this grave the appearance it deserves. caretaker: With how overgrown the weeds always are, it doesn't seem like that's one of your top priorities. I am beginning to doubt you are who you say you are. mourner: Not everyone has the time to pull weeds all day. Why are you here? To mock the mourning? Summarize the dialogue
caretaker is a caretaker for the king's summer castle. The mourner is reminiscing his uncle who passed. The mourner is planning to clear the grave today.
rodent: Hey there insect. You looking for food too? Summarize the dialogue
The rodent is looking for food.
#Person1#: Good afternoon. Swiss Airline. Miss Grown speaking. Can I help you? #Person2#: Yes. I'd like to make a reservation to Los Angeles on Sep. 19th. #Person1#: Just a moment, please. Let me check for you. ( A moment later ) Thank you for waiting. I am sorry but our flights are fully booked on that day. The next available flight leaves at 4:00 pm on 20th. Shall I reserve you a seat on it? #Person2#: Yes, please, thank you.
#Person2# makes a flight reservation to Los Angeles with #Person1#'s assistance.
Lila: need a manicure Jane: so get one :P Lila: haha very funny Lila: I forgot to make an appointment Lila: and they have no free spots till Jan! Jane: yikes Jane: busy cuz of xmas and new years Lila: yeah :( Lila: where do you get yours done? Jane: <file_other> Lila: ok thnx Lila: anyone you recommend Jane: they're all good so whoever is free Lila: thnx
Lila forgot to make an appointment to get manicure so Jane recommended her a beauty salon that she went to.
Brooklyn: What time are you going to land? Hunter: should be 15.00 but it's already delayed Brooklyn: oh no! Hunter: I'm sorry, but it's not my fault, it's the fucking ryanair Brooklyn: Let me know before the departure Hunter: I will, it's not too much now, they still may make up tor the time Brooklyn: ok, let's hope it won't be too bad
Hunter should be landing at 15.00 but the flight is already delayed and they haven't even taken off yet.
leper: Oh please... I need help... animal: What is wrong? I might can help. leper: My limb are all so weak... animal: I have to plow the fields with my master. leper: I feel my limbs may fall off... animal: Just rest. Don't worry...just pray leper: But will it save me? Will it heal my body? animal: If you pray then maybe you will be healed. leper: Please Gods... save me... animal: He healed the lepers in the bible. I have to get back to work. leper: Ok... Please get help for me... animal: There is no cure of leprous. leper: There must be hope for me... Summarize the dialogue
leper's limbs are weak. Animal has to plow the fields with his master. Leper feels his limbs may fall off. Animal advises him to rest and pray.
king: How shall I help you? be specific merchant. I don't have time this. merchant: I only grow these herbs but the village has no need for them. Would you exchange them for your sceptor? king: What sort of herbs? This sceptor is a family heirloom. YOu are crazy to think I will give you this. merchant: magical herbs. They are worth far more than your sceptor, you'll see. king: I have no need for magical herbs. Are you trying to poison this kingdom? merchant: no, sir. never. I am merely only trying to help. These herbs will make you much more powerful, beyoond your wildest dreams king: I am powerful enough. Now why don't you sell these herbs to the magic shop in town? merchant: They will not even let me in the shop because I only have this single shoe. king: Take your shoe off and have none. I've seen shoeless men go in stores . merchant: This is all I can give you in exchange for your time. Summarize the dialogue
merchant wants to exchange his sceptor for magical herbs. King is not interested.
Barbara: I'm at the Coop. Do you want something? Thomas: We're running out of salt. Barbara: Ok. Anything else? Thomas: Can you buy tomatoes? I want to cook dinner soon. Barbara: Ok Thomas: Are coming home soon? Barbara: Yes. In 30 minutes. Thomas: Great!
Barbara is at the Coop. Barbara will buy salt and tomatoes at Thomas' request. Barbara will be home in 30 minutes.
#Person1#: Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the Cross Bakery building? #Person2#: The Cross Bakery building? Oh sure. You're actually walking in the opposite direction. #Person1#: Oh, you're kidding! I thought I was heading east. #Person2#: No, east is the other direction. To get to the Bakery, you need to turn around and go three blocks to Broadway. When you get to the intersection of Broadway and Elm, you hang a left. Go straight down that street for half a block and then you'll see the building on your left. #Person1#: Okay, let me see if I've got that. I need to go down Elm until I hit Broadway, then I make a left and the building is on my left hand side. Is that right? #Person2#: Yeah, you've got it. Do you want me to show you the way? #Person1#: Thanks for the offer, but I think I've got it. Hopefully, I won't get lost again on my way there!
#Person1# asks #Person2# the way to the Cross Bakery building, #Person2# tells #Person1# #Person1# is in the opposite direction and tells #Person1# the right way.
priest: That's better, my friend. Steal the flowers from the dead. Trust me - they won't be offended. songbird: Chiiirrrppp?! priest: Yes, yes... those flowers are offerings to the dead. Don't tell anyone, but I bring them to the church every week and no one is any the wiser! songbird: Chirp Chirp Chirp?! Chirp! Chirp! priest: Don't judge me! Being a priest is tough! I'm always having to listen to the confessions of others. Blah blah blah I lied, blah blah blah I cheated, blah blah blah I broke the cornice off the castle and am using it as a decoration in my bedroom. songbird: Chirp.. priest: Don't be so fierce! You're just a little songbird. I hear roast songbird is good! songbird: Chirp, Chirp, Chirp!!! Summarize the dialogue
songbird steals flowers from the dead and brings them to the church.
woman: Thank you, kind sir. What brings you here tonight? denizen: I was walking by, and something delicious crept up my nostrils. I had to see what it was. And here I am. A nice cold beer can't hurt either. woman: Well here. It's getting warmer by the minute in here. This and a cold beer should help a lot. denizen: So kind of you my lady. The torches are a nice touch. Though they do radiate some heat. woman: Yes, they do. denizen: What does you husband do, that was so important he had to run off and leave you behind? woman: He's merchant on a far away visit looking for wares to sell at the store. denizen: That sounds like a good business man, I trust he provides well for you. woman: He does. Here, you look like you need another mug of beer. denizen: Such a kind lady! Boy, these chairs sure are comfortable. I am certainly glad I stumbled upon this pub. Summarize the dialogue
woman gives denizen a cold beer and a towel. Her husband is a merchant on a far away visit.
#Person1#: Are you all right, Mark? Is anything wrong? #Person2#: I'm so homesick, I could die. All this studying, all this pressure, I just can't stand it. #Person1#: It takes time to get used to all this. #Person2#: Yes. But, you know, I lost sleep last night. #Person1#: It seems like you've really got the blues. Have you heard from home recently? #Person2#: It's been almost a month since I got a letter from my mum. I'm going to write to her and explain the situation. By the way, do you have an envelope that I can borrow? #Person1#: Sorry, I don't have any. I hardly ever send any letters. #Person2#: The bookstore is closed today. Is there another place I can get some stamps? #Person1#: You can go to the post office on North Street to buy stamps.
Mark is homesick and decides to write a letter to Mark's mom. #Person1# doesn't have any envelopes to borrow, but he tells Mark where to buy stamps.
Tillie: how did you do? Butler: u mean nite? Tillie: I dont give a fuck bout you fuck. Clemency: basterd won!! Tillie: what really? omg! Butler: yeah. happens Tillie: so beat pistol pete?!? Butler: lets' say he didnt make it to the final lol Tillie: what you mean? Clemency: got injured in quarters Butler: yeah but still Tillie: sure thing you need to win a couple of other guys who was there. Respect Butler: Prosko was there lost in semi and I beat Rehts in final. Tillie: so you beat Prosko in semi? Clemency: nope bye for pete injured yeah Tillie: lucky basterd. How was you clems? Clemency: I came 15. And im satisfied with my progress lol Tillie: congrats mate Clemency: right. Next you play and we see how you do Tillie: sure thing. <file_gif>
Butler won the game, he beat Prosko in semi-finals, Pistol Pete got injured in quarters, and Clemency came 15.
#Person1#: How often do you service the pump? #Person2#: We take very good care of this particular pump. It's a crucial part of our process. We clean it and flush it through at the end of every shift, We check the high pressure seals, recalibrate the gauges and lubricate all moving parts weekly. We replace the gaskets every month. #Person1#: How do you decide how often these things need to be done? #Person2#: Well, from experience we can predict the lifespan of different components. We try to replace components before they fail or wear out. This prevents the equipment from breaking down. It also saves us a lot of trouble!
#Person2# tells #Person1# how and how often they take care of a particular pump.
dancer: Yes I shall dance as I always do, I will not fail. high priestess: Very good. But you must also understand the importance of what you will do. Do you know why the ritual must commence on this day of all days? dancer: Is it the summoning? high priestess: In a manner of speaking. I shall drink the holy elixir from this goblet, and you shall begin the sacred dance. dancer: Of course, do not worry I will accomplish my mission. high priestess: This is the first time since the Great War's end that the planets aligned thus on the solstice. This will be the most importance dance of your life. dancer: Bringing back the Ancients will truly do us a great service. high priestess: Today the veil is the thinnest. Your dance will bring them here to us. Be strong, show no fear or..... bad things could happen . they are...hungry dancer: Yes when shall we start? Summarize the dialogue
dancer will dance to summon the ancients. The ritual will commence on the solstice.
Alex: I noticed our convo here died a little. time to revive it :) Derek: I'm in. I am honored to be a member of such an esteemed group :D Alex: Awwww. send some pics! Paula: <file_photo> :D :D :D :D Alex: damn it! #jealous send something more recent though! it's so freaking freezing here Paula: <file_photo> I seem to be the one who gets inbetween couples :D so happy you always have room for me Derek: always! :) and you don't "get inbetween", your company is always welcome :) Alex: Does B ever get on here? Derek: You gotta have patience with B. She's been extra busy :D Paula: work gets in the way? Bailey: more like PS4 and rise of the tomb rider :D
Paula sends some photos Alex asks for. Derek and Alex are happy to chat with her, whereas Bailey is busy playing a video game.
Jack: How long does it take you to get ready? Bethany: For what? Jack: For a party... Bethany: About two hours Jack: My sister gets ready in 5 minutes Bethany: But your sister is such a beauty Bethany: A lipstick and she's ready to go Bethany: It takes me one hour only to do my hair...
It takes Bethany about 2 hours to get ready for a party. She spends one hour doing her hair. Jack's sister gets ready in 5 minutes.
the guy with the key when he lets in the king: You can check me queen you have nothing to worry queen: Suppose I will have to take your word for it although I've got my eye on you. What does this do? the guy with the key when he lets in the king: You rub it on your head and then on your rump and it heals Hemmeroids and other anal problems. queen: Wow! What an magical crystal although not exactly what I was looking for today. Actually have you seen my pearl necklace? I need it for our next feast. the guy with the key when he lets in the king: I will look right now queen: Be quick about it please. The king and I don't have all day. the guy with the key when he lets in the king: I can't seem to find it but i'm sure the king wouldnt mind producing another one for you by tomorrows feast. queen: Let me put this where we can find it later. The king may need it at a later date. Summarize the dialogue
The guy with the key lets in the king. He gives the queen a magical crystal that heals Hemmeroids and other anal problems. The queen needs her pearl necklace for the next feast. The guy can't find it, but he'll produce another one for her.
ladies: Are you guys as hungry as i am! man: I'm sure i am hungrier than you are ladies: Lets get cooking! What do you like to eat? man: Pot roastt ladies: That will take some time... are you sure? man: what quicker options do i have? ladies: We have duck or lizard. man: Duck would be fine ladies: Here you take care of the sauce, ill debone the duck. man: Ok, can you please pass the salt ladies: Grab it youself...you are closest. man: ok, i'm just too tired and hungry ladies: Same here, we can get this done quickly. Summarize the dialogue
Man and ladies are hungry. They will make duck.
enemy: well who put you in there if you don't mind my asking horse: A witch who didn't like my master...he is over there dead in the corner. enemy: i hope she didn't go up the mountain i am headed that way horse: No she is of the southern realm. You will be safe and if you show me the way out...so will I be safe. I will also be grateful. enemy: well if i let you out will you agree to accompany and carry me on my journey horse: Yes Master...my loyalty will be yours...what do you seek up the mountain if I may ask... enemy: i have unfinished business with the mountain men, they will taste my sword by weeks end horse: I will be happy to help you on your quest master...when do we leave...do you have a bit of water...I'm very thirsty. enemy: once we get you out of here we will go to the stream, just be true to your word or face my wrath horse: I agree to your terms and am grateful beyond measure. Summarize the dialogue
horse was locked in a cave by a witch. The witch is dead. The enemy wants the horse to accompany him on his journey. The horse agrees.
#Person1#: Good afternoon, Mr. Smith. Have you planted a garden this year? #Person2#: No, you should see everything I'm growing in my backyard. There are beans, cucumbers, tomatoes and several kinds of carrots. #Person1#: You have fruit trees back there too, right? #Person2#: I do. I have an apple tree and a pear tree. I actually have a bunch of ripe pears. You can take them to your family. #Person1#: Thanks, Mr. Smith. But I'm off to volleyball practice right now. My brother is home though, he can come to get some from you. #Person2#: I thought your brother had an after-school job. #Person1#: He does, he works at the grocery store, but only on Tuesday and Thursday.
Mr. Smith tells #Person1# he plants vegetables and fruits in his backyard. Mr. Smith gives #Person1# ripe pears and #Person1#'s brother will take them.
#Person1#: Jack, I hear you bought a new car. #Person2#: I did just buy a car, but it's not exactly a new one-it was made back in the 1950s. Here, take a look at this photo. #Person1#: You are right. This car hasn't been new for a long time. Couldn't you afford a newer car? #Person2#: Believe it or not, this car costs almost as much as a new one. #Person1#: Really? How could it be? #Person2#: Well, a lot of cars from the 40s, 50s and 60s have become collectors' items and are worth a lot of money. #Person1#: But this one doesn't seem to be in very good shape. #Person2#: The engine is still in good condition. I plan to fix up the interior and paint the car myself. Then it will be worth even more money. #Person1#: So then you'll resell it? #Person2#: No, I don't plan to resell it, but I might enter it in some classical auto shows. Maybe I'll win a prize.
Jack tells #Person1# he bought a car made in the 1950s. He decides to redecorate it himself and enter it in some classical auto shows.
Steve: Hi guys. I Will just go get breakfast. Wanna join? Nick: We’d like to shower first, we'll join you later Steve: Ok, I'll leave the key in the laundry room Nick: Hey Steve, you locked our key in the laundry room so we can't get in Steve: Fuck, I forgot! So sorry Nick: Where are you? Steve: In the bakery, but I'll come back, no problem Nick: Chill, finish your food ;) We'll grab it Steve: Ok, I'm sitting outside Nick: Ok be right there Steve: Sorry again! I guess I was tired haha Nick: I know bro Steve: <file_gif>
Steve goes to get breakfast, while Nick takes a shower. Steve has locked their key in the laundry room and they can't get in. Steve is sitting outside the bakery. Nick will join him.
ghost: Your story reminds me of my own. I was also locked up in a past life. Back when I had a soul. Back when I was human. I'll help you break free of these chains that society has placed upon you. prisoner: I see, so you aren't a figment of my imagination. Spirit, are the guards around? Are you capable of scouting around the corner? ghost: I see the guards, but I can distract them. prisoner: Fantastic, on my signal I will need you to spook them. I'm going to fasten this rope around the bars and bend them out of shape to where I would be able to slip through. Wait for my signal. ghost: Okay. Just tell me when. prisoner: nearly there... right.... about..... now, quickly ghost: *ARGHHHHHHH* I'M COMING FOR YOUR SOULS GUARDS. HA HA HA HA HA prisoner: How far did they run? Summarize the dialogue
ghost will distract the guards so the prisoner can escape.
Professor B: Well but we never also we ve also never done it Postdoc A: This is the first cycle There are bound to be some glitches the first time through Professor B: So And and I m sorry responding without having much knowledge but the thing is I am like one of these people who gets a gazillion mails and and stuff comes in as Grad F: Well and that s exactly why I did it the way I did it which is the default is if you do nothing we are going to release it Because you know I have my pause stack of emails of to d to be done that you know fifty or sixty long and the ones at the top I m never going to get to PhD C: Move them to the bottom Professor B: So so the only thing we are missing is is some way to respond to easily to say `` OK go ahead `` or something Grad F: right So i this is going to mean PhD C: Just re mail them to yourself and then they are at the bottom Grad F: That s actually definitely a good point The m email does not specify that you can just reply to the email as op as opposed to going to the form Postdoc A: And it also does not give a a specific I did not think of it S I think it s a good idea an ex explicit time by which this will be considered definite And and it has to be a time earlier than that endpoint PhD H: This I ve seen this recently I got email and it i if I use a MIME capable mail reader it actually says you know click on this button to confirm receipt pause of the of the mail Grad D: It s like certified mail Grad F: A lot of mailers support return receipt But it does not confirm that they ve read it PhD H: No no no This is different This is not So I I know you can tell you know the mail delivery agent to to confirm that the mail was delivered to your mailbox But but no This was different Ins in the mail there was a th there was a button that when you clicked on it it would send you know a actual acknowledgement to the sender that you had actually looked at the mail Grad F: Oh Unfor we could do that But I hate that PhD H: But it o but it only works for you know MIME capable you know if you use Netscape or something like that for your n PhD E: You might as well just respond to the mail Professor B: And we actually need a third thing It s not that you ve looked at it it s that you ve looked at it and and and agree with one of the possible actions PhD H: No no You can do that You know you can put this button anywhere you want Professor B: Oh ? Oh I see PhD H: and you can put it the bottom of the message and say `` here by you know by clicking on this I I agree you know I acknowledge `` Professor B: That i i my first born children are yours and Grad F: Well I could put a URL in there without any difficulty and pause even pretty simple MIME readers can do that So Postdoc A: But why should not they just pause email back ? I do not see there s a problem It s very nice I I like the high tech aspect of it PhD H: No no no I actually do not I m just saying that Grad F: Well I cuz I use a text mail reader PhD H: if ev but I m PhD E: Do not you use VI for your mai ? Professor B: Wow That s that s my guy Alright Grad F: You you read email pause in VI ? PhD H: So I i There s these logos pause that you can put at the bottom of your web page like `` powered by VI `` Grad F: You could put wed bugs in the email PhD E: Like there were three meetings this time or so or how many ? Six ? But no of different people So I guess if you are in both these types of meetings you would have a lot But How I mean it also depends on how many Like if we release this time it s a fairly small number of meetings but what if we release like twenty five meetings to people ? In th Grad F: Well what my s expectation is is that we will send out one of these emails pause every time a meeting has been checked and is ready PhD E: I do not know Oh Oh OK So this time was just the first chunk OK Grad F: So Tha that was my intention It s just that we just happened to have a bunch all at once PhD E: Well that s a good idea Grad F: I mean maybe Is that pause the way it s going to be you think Jane ?
The team decided to release their data on July 15th, but they still wanted to give people time to bleep things from the transcripts. There was skepticism that they could actually reach out to people and get everyone's consent that they were okay with whatever was being released.
Margo: bye bye! Margo: have a good night! Margo: and all the best, Happy New Year :) Nathalie: thanks my dear :) all the best to you too :) Margo: I've got a couple of photos for you :) Margo: <file_photo> Nathalie: well done :D Nathalie: thanks a lot
Margo and Nathalie wish each other a happy New Year. Margo sends Nathalie some photos.
#Person1#: May I help you? #Person2#: Give me a Big Mac, a small order of French fries and a medium Coke. #Person1#: You'll need to wait a few minutes for the fries. They are still in the fryer. #Person2#: That's fine. #Person1#: Your total comes to $ 7. #Person2#: Here's a twenty. Could you give me some more napkins? #Person1#: Sure. Your cash back is $ 13. And we'll bring out your fries in two minutes. #Person2#: Thanks.
#Person1# helps #Person2# order a Big Mac, some French Fries, and a coke.
young princess: Who is it that seeks to capture me? guard: I am not sure it is my place to tell you, but your father's army is trying to overthrow him. young princess: Whatever could have happened to cause this? guard: I am not sure. There is a faction of the army that wants your father out. I pledged to your father that I would protect you at any cause. young princess: Is there nothing we can do about it? guard: We can keep you alive. You are the best hope for the future. That is why they are trying to kill you. young princess: The idea is for me to take the throne you mean? guard: Of course, if anything happens to your father you will become the ruling Queen. Your people are counting on you. young princess: I see, I will make sure to do my best. Though I do await the day I can be free from this dungeon. guard: You and I will get through this together. I pledge my life to defend you, princess. young princess: Thank you guard you are a good man. Summarize the dialogue
young princess' father's army is trying to overthrow him. Guard pledged to protect her at any cost. Young princess is the best hope for the future.
Matt: Did you get a chance to listen to my new podcast? Cam: I saw the link you sent me mate but I haven't had the time. Matt: I think you'll like it. The subject matter is right up your alley. Cam: What's it about? Matt: Aliens and origin of human race. Cam: Hmmm.. that does sound interesting. Cam: Is it a new take or the same old same old? Matt: Depends what you consider as a new take... It's an hour long interview with John Smith about his latest theory. Cam: That's upped my interest. What does he say? Matt: ;-) You'll have to listen to the podcast to find out. Cam: Clever clever. You're not going to tell me? Matt: If I tell you you won't listen to the podcast. Cam: Maybe... Matt: I know you well enough by now. Besides I want to find out what you think. Cam: Fair enough. LOL Matt: So listen to it and tell me what you think. Cam: I'll try to this weekend. But to be honest most days I'm too shattered from work to do anything at home other than just look at the box and zone out. Matt: Listen to the podcast and zone out. Much more informative. :-) Cam: I hear you. True. True.
Cam will listen to Matt's new podcast, where he interviews John Smith about his new theory on aliens and the origin of human race.
bartender: What'll you have? the witch: The green stuff, that hits the spot! bartender: Ahh the soylent grun, yes it certainly does. Here you go. the witch: Do you know where this bone is from? bartender: That would seem to be human. the witch: Do you know whos it is? I can feel a strong presence from it. bartender: Some retired knight I think? I know not a name, one of the wolves drug it in. the witch: Ah he was a formidable knight from what i can gather. Your dogs are lucky to have such a piece. bartender: Well they are werewolves, they often bring such things. the witch: Oh really! Wow. Can i buy one? bartender: If you would like to I have an older one that is a bit of a sourpuss. the witch: Let me see him. Why do you say he is like that? bartender: He just has a bad attitude most days, age has made him grumpy. Summarize the dialogue
the witch wants to buy a bone from a retired knight. bartender has an older werewolf for sale.
Mel: Did you take my jacket? John: Yeah you left in on the chair, sorry forgot to tell you John: I'll bring it in tomorrow ok? Mel: Brilliant, thanks!
Mel left her jacket on the chair and John'll bring it to her tomorrow.
#Person1#: Hello. Can I help you? #Person2#: Yes, I hope so. I would like to register for Comp Lit 287. #Person1#: I'm sorry, but that class is already full. And also, students are supposed to register through the touch-tone registration system. #Person2#: I know. I already tried to register for it by phone, but the computer won't let me. #Person1#: That's because it's full. #Person2#: But I'm a new student here. I thought maybe there was some way I could get into the class. I thought I should come and talk to you in the department office. #Person1#: Well, I could put you on a waiting list. But that doesn't guarantee you will get into the class. What is your name? #Person2#: My name is Karen Huang. That's spelled H - U - A - N - G. #Person1#: Alright. And what is your major? #Person2#: I'm a comparative literature major. #Person1#: Wait a minute. You're a Comp Lit major? #Person2#: Yes, that's right. #Person1#: Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know you were one of our students. #Person2#: That's why I'm trying to get into Comp Lit 287. I know it's a required class. And Professor Cohen told me I need to take it. #Person1#: The university computer system saves extra places, in class 287 for comp lit students. I can give you a special code. When you register by phone, you can use the code to get into the class. #Person2#: Even if the class is full? #Person1#: That's right. #Person2#: Oh, I didn't know that. #Person1#: Sure. Here is the code number, with information on how to use it. #Person2#: Thank you. So you think I will be able to get in with this? #Person1#: Sure. Just call the touch-tone registration system again. Then, follow the directions on the sheet. You will get in no problem. #Person2#: Thanks. #Person1#: Next time you come in here, I will recognize you.
Karen Huang tried to register for Comp Lit 287 but failed because it's full. So Karen comes to the department office. #Person1# finds Karen is a Comp Lit major and the university has saved extra places for them. #Person1# gives Karen a special code and tells Karan how to use it to get into the class.
his queen: Yes, our precious child deserves the best baptism the kingdom's ever witnessed. We shall do it during sunset. the king: I want the finest painter in the kingdom. How can we find him? his queen: The designer of this very rug, is the same artist whom painted the royal portraits. The painter's name and address is behind those portraits. the king: Please arrange for them to be here for the baptism. What about music? How can we find the best? his queen: We shall contact the musicians whom perform outside of the castle, they produce the best beats. the king: What other details would you like to see? Perhaps we can have some of our gold-laced furniture out for the guests to relax on? his queen: Excellent idea, I would be pleased to see that. And perhaps we can add additional diamonds to the furniture. the king: Use my jewelry to plan the colors. I want to match everything, including the servants clothing. I do not want them to be seen, unless they are beckoned. Summarize the dialogue
the king wants the best baptism the kingdom has ever seen. he wants the finest painter, musician and furniture. his queen will contact the musicians and the painter.
court jester: It's amazing. If only I could be as funny as this meat is delicious. Say- is this a joke book? servant: I actually do not know. I can't read honestly. It's embarrassing to admit. No one ever taught me. court jester: Yes, now that I think about it, neither can I. My lot in life is to be amusing, and I cannot even do that. The last time I saw the King laugh was when Roderick the Bedwetter spilled that bottle of wine. servant: Maybe one day we can learn to read. It's a dream I yearn for. To read and to see my family again. court jester: Where is your family, dear servant? servant: I'm not sure. Last time I saw them they were near the city, but it's been over five years. I haven't had contact with them since. court jester: I hate to hear such sad stories, but it seems many in the kingdom have been pulled from their families. I'm so sorry for you. Summarize the dialogue
The servant and the court jester cannot read. The servant's family is near the city. The servant hasn't seen them for five years.
chef: I don't know. We will find out. waitress: It hasn't been so bad the last few days chef: True. The king has been satisfied. waitress: The king always entertains so many people, I wish he would tell you. It is always such a fun Castle party though chef: It is. The work is good considering we get to work in such a great environment. waitress: I love talking to the people and bringing them their food, they are happy and it makes me happy. chef: Yes. The king knows how to pick them. waitress: He sure does, I've got my eye on one of them chef: Is that the case then? Who is it? I thought you were marrying the food. waitress: Lol, you silly chef: Well. I won't pry. I'm glad you enjoy the job. If the king likes it enough, we may just get a raise. waitress: That is a laugh, he hasn't given us a raise since he came into power! Summarize the dialogue
The king has been satisfied with the service. The waitress loves her job. She has her eye on one of the guests.
tadpole: I will be forever in your debt! I wish I could repay you but I have nothing! swimmer: You can repay me by telling where there's more water, if you know? I don't want to take up all the room in your pond, but like you said, it's a great day to swim. Is there an ocean in either direction? tadpole: The pond is not that small! It is like big enough for you to swim. It may not be a lake, but is not small by any means. There is a lake that the pond gets water from, it trickles here from there. It is about 10 miles down from the pond. swimmer: Perfect! I'll take you to your pond and then a nice leisurely stroll down to the lake. And hey, maybe if I follow the flow I'll see you at your pond! tadpole: You cannot swim to the point of where the water gets to the pond. You would have to walk about 3 miles to get here again. Summarize the dialogue
tadpole will take swimmer to his pond and then to the lake 10 miles away.
Heather: Dad, everything ok? Peter: Heather, love, your sister's just been on, she's popping over with some dinner in half an hour. Heather: Just worried about you, after all, it's only been 2 weeks. Glad Stace is coming over. Peter: Twins ok, lovey and Alistair? Heather: Well, they've been off nursery with a nasty bug, but they're going back tomorrow, thank goodness! I'm working tomorrow, so that fits in well. Ali is ok, busy as ever! Peter: Do they understand what happened with Mum? Heather: Well, they saw Nanna was getting smaller and smaller in hospital and I told them she was very very ill and tried to explain about what will happen, but, no, I don't think they get it. Peter: Well, they are only 3, they won't really remember her. Heather: Maybe, but I am always talking about Mum to them, so they hopefully will understand when they're older. Course, there's all the photos too. Peter: You're doing the right thing, love, mum would do the same. It seems so odd here now. Heather: Dad, you need to get out and about whenever you can, stop you dwelling on it. Peter: Bit difficult after 45 years not to dwell on it, maybe I want to! Heather: Fair enough. Look, I'll pop over with the kids after school, bring a cake, we'll have a cup of tea. Peter: You and your sister are determined to fatten me up! I'd love to see you all, see you tomorrow afternoon. Heather: Bye, Dad xx
Heather's sister will bring Peter dinner in half an hour. Lovey and Alistair are off nursery and going back tomorrow. Heather is working tomorrow. Heather's mother passed away. Heather and her kids will visit Peter tomorrow afternoon and bring a cake.
Mona: Hi :) Suzie: Hi dear :) How do you feel? Mona: Thank you, I feel better. Mona: It still hurts me but every day is getting better. Suzie: My poor baby: * Suzie: Can I visit you? Mona: I will ask my doctor, but I think it will be ok. Suzie: Do you need anything? Suzie: Can I bring you something? Mona: Maybe some book… It's boring here… Suzie: Any wishes? Mona: Maybe some crime story. Mona: Do u have "Fires in the dark"? Suzie: No. But I'll ask James. Mona: It will be great. Suzie: I'll try to find sth interesting for u. Mona: Thx! :* Suzie: I'll be about 6, ok? Mona: See u!
Mona feels better. Mona wants Suzie to bring her a crime story. Suzie doesn't know if she has "Fires in the dark" but she will ask James. Suzie will try to find something interesting for Mona to read.
#Person1#: Is there a medication you can prescribe to help me with my problem? #Person2#: There are various choices of blood pressure medication that we can try. #Person1#: What is available? #Person2#: We could start with Hydrochlorothiazide, which is a diuretic. #Person1#: Are there many side effects? #Person2#: There really are not many side effects. You need to drink a lot of water when you take this pill. #Person1#: Is that the only medication I need to take? #Person2#: It might be, but for a while I also want you to take an ACE inhibitor, Lisinopril. #Person1#: What are the side effects of that drug? #Person2#: You may have a little bit of a dry cough, but you will feel much better.
#Person2# prescribes some blood pressure medications such as Hydrochlorothiazide and Lisinopril to help #Person1# with the problem. #Person2# also explains the side effects.
orc: Yes we are. I also have many friends in here, and we all enjoy the company of outsiders... just so few come in, we don't get to talk much. member: Most people are too afraid of these dark and damp places. I find them to be quite relaxing! Especially after working in the busy tower! orc: Why is it that you don't bring a torch to light your way? member: I have a torch, I just haven't lit it yet, my friend! I am only afraid of losing my way since this cave has many twists and turns! orc: I see you don't have a bag with you either. Here, take this one. Let us light your torch and go down this small tunnel over here. No one ever goes into as it looks deceivingly small. member: Thank you, kind Orc! Let's journey this cave together. Stay close, there are far scarier creatures lurking in the far reaches of this cave, I am sure. Summarize the dialogue
The member finds the cave relaxing. The orc offers the member a torch and a bag.
Rick: This is just a reminder that the training schedule has changed this week. Please see our Facebook page for the changes. Tom: Ok, thank you for the message. Have a good night. Rick: Thank you, you too.
Rick reminds Tom that the training schedule has changed this week.
#Person1#: Oh hello nice to see you again. Did you have a good holiday? I was thinking of ringing you to ask you about it? #Person2#: Yes, it was lovely. We had to set off really early because the plane took off at 6:00 AM. But then we were on the beach in the sun by lunchtime. #Person1#: Great and what did you do most days? #Person2#: Well, we usually slept in. It was very nice not having to get up early and then we stayed up late at night. Going out to discos and nightclubs. During the day we usually lay on the beach or looked round the town. #Person1#: And what about the food? #Person2#: Well, we didn't usually have any breakfast. By the time we got downstairs at the hotel. They had cleared away all the breakfast things. We tried out different restaurants for lunch and most of them were very good. The fish was particularly nice. And we usually stayed in for dinner at the hotel. #Person1#: So what did you like best? #Person2#: I liked everything, the beaches, the weather, the food and the nightlife, the people. I'd like to go back again next year. So I'm saving up for it already. People book very early for that area, so I must fix it up right after the new year. If I carry on saving for a few months I'll have enough money.
#Person2# tells #Person1# about #Person2#'s holiday. #Person2# enjoyed the leisure schedule and restaurants at the hotel. #Person2# likes everything there, and would like to go back next year.
the cardinal: What are you doing here? You better not... hunter: I am looking around because I am an expert hunter the cardinal: See anything you like shooting? hunter: I could leave this arrow here in case I need it the cardinal: Good idea. How long have you been doing this for? hunter: About 10 years now! the cardinal: That's impressive. What do you like about it? hunter: I just love killing animals because they are good to eat! the cardinal: What's your favorite one to eat? hunter: I like them bison. We eat alot of different ones though. the cardinal: MM, bison. I've only tried that once myself. It was tasty. hunter: If we see one then I will kill it for you! the cardinal: That would be extremely generous of you. I would love that. Summarize the dialogue
The hunter has been hunting for 10 years and he likes bison. He will kill a bison for the cardinal if they see one.
#Person1#: Excuse me, are you Dr. Smith? #Person2#: Yes I am. And you. . . #Person1#: I'm David, Joanna's husband. She has to be at work late today. So she asked me to pick you up here. #Person2#: So nice to meet you, David. Call me Bill. It's very nice of you to come here. #Person1#: My pleasure.
Joanna's husband David picks up Bill because Joanna works late.
Natasha: Hi my love Natasha: Me and the family will travel to Malta this Christmas Natasha: Are you going to be there? Natasha: We would love to see you Macy: Hi Tash! Macy: You are? What dates are you travelling? Natasha: We fly to Rome on the 18th December Natasha: And we will arrive in Malta on the 21st Macy: That's lovely Macy: I haven't been able to plan my holidays yet, but I would love to go to Malta this year Macy: I haven't seen you guys in so long.. Natasha: Yes I think its been 3 years now Macy: Wow Macy: I should be planning my schedule in the next weeks Macy: I will keep you posted :) Natasha: Yes please do, we miss you ❤️ Macy: Me too ❤️
Natasha and her family will travel to Malta this Christmas. They will fly to Rome on the 18th of December and arrive in Malta on the 21st. Natasha and Macy have not seen each other for 3 years. Macy will plan her schedule in the next weeks and inform Natasha if she will also come to Malta.
Tom: I'll make a dinner tonight Wand: <3 Tom: love u 2
Tom will make dinner tonight.
knight: Take your shot, friend. We are to spar! archer: I thought we were just to patrol the battlements in case the enemy launches a secret attack. knight: I don't care, the less time I spend sparring the less trained I will be! archer: If I were to take a shot with my bow you would be a dead man. No one is as good as I. knight: You think so eh? What a fool you are! archer: Only one fool here. I wish the enemy would attack. I could use a good fight. There certainly isn't one to found here unless they do. knight: You'll pay for your insults! archer: Too slow fat knight! knight: You think I need this? Ha! archer: I love the heat of battle. knight: As do I, nothing gives me more of a rush! archer: Except lying with your ugly mother. knight: What a used up, tired insult! Summarize the dialogue
knight and archer are sparring.
peasant: Ew. I don't think I'm quite that desperate. barn cat: Suit yourself. Do you have any skills that can help you get work? peasant: I have but my hands and a willing heart. barn cat: Where have to tried to find work? Did you ask the farmer if he needed any help? peasant: Nay, there's no use in asking while the king keeps us down as he does. barn cat: So if you don't try to find a job, how are you ever going to get a job? peasant: What do you know about having a job? barn cat: I eat the mice in the barn so we don't get diseases on the farm. That's my job. peasant: And you get paid, do you? barn cat: I get to live here in the barn. The farmer's wife gives me a saucer of milk and, of course, I get to eat the mice. peasant: That seems like a pretty sweet deal. Summarize the dialogue
peasant doesn't want to work, but the cat offers him a job.
Pete: Morning Thomas, the video file is too big. I need to blue tooth it to my laptop first. Thomas: Why don't you put it on a memory stick for me? Pete: That's what mean. Thomas: ??? Pete: It's too big to be sent from my mobile to yours. Directly I mean. Thomas: So from your smartphone to your laptop to a memory stick? Pete: Ya. Thomas: A bit complicated. And could you blue tooth it straight to my laptop? Pete: I should think so. Thomas: Has my laptop got blue tooth? Pete: How can I know?! Thomas: Wait a sec. How do I check it? Pete: Don't be ridiculous! Any good laptop has blue tooth connectivity! What have you got? Thomas: Toshiba ultrabook Satellite something. Pete: As good as it gets. Thomas: When could I pop in to fix it? Pete: Any time really. I'm alone till 6:30 pm. Thomas: Too bad. Can't today. Pete: But I can also upload the file to my dropbox and share it with you. Thomas: What's dropbox for X's sake? Pete: Oh no! You are killing me! Thomas: Is it sth like google drive? Pete: In a way. Thomas: Then it's OK. I know how to use it. Pete: Thank god!! I thought you're a complete moron. Thomas: Not complete.But I'm working on it. Pete: How are we going to proceed then? Thomas: Pls upload the file to the google drive connected with my google account. Pete: I can only upload it to MY account and share it with you = let you download it from my google drive. Got it? Thomas: Ya. Let me know when you're done. Thomas: And thank you!
Pete's video file is too big to send to Thomas by phone. Pete will upload it to Google Drive and share it with Thomas so he can download.
#Person1#: Excuse me. I get confused that the two phones on the booth are different, can you tell me how to use them? #Person2#: Let me have a look. Oh, yes. This one is the IC phone and the other is the coin phone. If you have an IC card, you can insert it into this slot, wait for the dialing signal appearing on the small screen, and then dial the number of the person you are going to call. #Person1#: Well, I see. How to use the other one? #Person2#: First, you pick up the receiver, wait for the dialing signal, dial the number, and then put the coin into the slot, press the'speak'button. Then everything is done. #Person1#: It seems quite easy. I will try both of them.
#Person1#'s confused about how to use two different phones. #Person2# tells #Person1# how to use them.
guard: To the South of the long lake? I heard that the people of that land had all perished from the plague... who is still living there? dove: Our King survived and sent me to ask for help. We need support. guard: Ahhh, of course. Has the plague run it's course? dove: It seems to have. Those in the castle bared the doors and have not let peasants in. guard: Smart. The Prince of Kingdom of Lore has always been the smartest of the lot there. What do you need? I can inform our King at once of your troubles. dove: We need more peasants to get our village up and running again. He now has no one to rule and this must change. guard: Of course, of course. As a precaution, we would only send people to your land so as to not return. We wouldn't want to bring the Plague back to destroy our land as well. dove: That is very logical Sir. If you will give me a document and tie it to my leg I will take it to my King. Summarize the dialogue
dove asks for help from the guards to the south of the long lake. the king survived the plague and sent dove to ask for support. the guards will send peasants to the dove's land.
a woman walking the beach: i love coming to the beach there is the lighthouse keeper on his daily walk up the boardwalk.: And I love seeing a beautiful woman walking on it. a woman walking the beach: ahh well thank you there is the lighthouse keeper on his daily walk up the boardwalk.: Did you just...call me the most handsome lighthouse keeper you've ever seen? a woman walking the beach: no i never said that, thats quite creepy there is the lighthouse keeper on his daily walk up the boardwalk.: I heard you say it. a woman walking the beach: you fool dont come near me there is the lighthouse keeper on his daily walk up the boardwalk.: I'm way up here! But if you wish, I'll come down... a woman walking the beach: i will have the king take your head there is the lighthouse keeper on his daily walk up the boardwalk.: I doubt you have his ear, my dear. Here I come! Summarize the dialogue
The lighthouse keeper is walking up the boardwalk. He is very handsome. The woman walking the beach is angry with him.
bat: "Kee! Kee! What are you doing down here?" swimmer: Ah a talking bat! bat: "What, do you not have magical creatures where you come from?" swimmer: I, uh, cant say that I do! bat: "Oh. Well. We're common around here. Most of us can talk. But why are you swimming in our cave?" swimmer: I think the better question is how did you get in this underwater cave! bat: "There are cracks in the ceiling that lead up, of course." swimmer: Hmm well Im just here exploring. I LOVE the water bat: "You must, to be down here. It's a long swim from the land." swimmer: Ha! I often tell my friends how I wish I were a fish....ifd only there were some way bat: "Well, there is a sorcerer not too far from here that could transform you. Directly above this cave, then about 2 miles northeast, as the bat flys." swimmer: Is it safe bat: "How should I know? I haven't been transformed!" Summarize the dialogue
bat is swimming in the underwater cave. He got there through cracks in the ceiling. The swimmer is exploring the cave.
#Person1#: Isn't this apartment good? #Person2#: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's OK. #Person1#: It's so big, so much room. I feel so free here. #Person2#: It must be cold in winter. Our place's so comfortable and warm. #Person1#: Oh, John, and the view. Look at the view of the ocean from this window. I feel so relaxed. #Person2#: Oh God. It makes me seasick. Our place's so much more down to Earth. #Person1#: Look at this furniture. I like it so much. #Person2#: You do? I feel like I'm in a museum. It's uncomfortable. Are you supposed to sit in these chairs? #Person1#: Oh, John. Don't you wish we could live in a place like this? #Person2#: What's wrong with our place?
#Person1# thinks the apartment is big with a good view and #Person1# likes the furniture. But John thinks the room makes him uncomfortable.
Elizabeth: Hey, what are you up to? Tom: Well, I'm just heading to this workshop "we" are organising at the BL Elizabeth: Ah, right, I seem to recall something about that. How did this whole "promotion" (since we're using quotation marks) thing go in the end Tom: It went "fine" or rather fine - 30 people signed up in the end, which I think is more than in previous years. I've promoted it Agressively Elizabeth: Ha ha ha good boy Tom: Yeah, obviously we've done a lot of mistakes so that literally everyone has been informed that we're thoroughly unprofessional. The last of my mistakes was a tweet where I was telling people that the BL is a fine example of brutalism in architecture and getting a response from the official BL account that no, they "prefer to call themselves post-modernist". I literally felt heavy drops of shame raining down on me Elizabeth: Lmao I can imagine... Indeed sounds like you're having a good time Tom: I'm having a good time and am learning so much about architecture. Who would want more? Elizabeth: Well I certainly would never come up with anything more desirable than that Tom: Omg I'm on the bus and I've been laughing to myself so people started staring. Why are you making me crack such good jokes Elizabeth: HAHAHA Tom: Quite seriously, I have to take leave of you for a moment. Talk to you in a bit
Tom is on his way to his workshop at the BL. Thanks to his promotion, 30 people signed up.
#Person1#: Well, do you have any experience in guiding? #Person2#: Yes, but I only have few experiences. I guided a few groups of foreign tourists from America last winter vacation. I showed them around some places of interest. #Person1#: What places of interest did you show them? #Person2#: Too many. I will just give you one example, Huangguoshu Falls, the largest waler-fall in China.
#Person1# wants to know #Person2#'s experience in guiding.
insects: The secret Oasis is not for people! a manservant: what insect do you like? insects: I like myself and my parents, except for the fact they never taught me how to jump. Summarize the dialogue
The secret oasis is not for people. Insects like themselves and their parents, except for the fact they never taught them how to jump.
parent: hi Summarize the dialogue
The child is unable to play with his parents.
husband: I am so glad we have our family and can provide for them! We are very blessed. family member: Blessed indeed, and our two children are so well manored. I am not quite sure how I got so lucky. husband: Our children are great. They are so responsible and kind too. family member: Yes, yes. Now what would you like me to cook you for dinner my love? husband: How about a nice warm soup and maybe a fruit cobbler for dessert. Those fruits from the garden look so good! Can I help? family member: Don't you worry yourself helping me! You work to hard, you need time to rest. *opens cabinets* husband: Why, thank you! You are so sweet to me. Let me know if you need anything though. family member: Could you go ahead and lite the fireplace for me sweetie. husband: I sure can! Are you getting cold or do you need to boil some water over the fire? family member: I need to start boiling some water for the soup! Summarize the dialogue
husband and family member are grateful for their family and their well-mannered children. The family member will make soup and fruit cobbler for dinner. Husband will light the fireplace.
local merchant: Odd I would have thought this was the type of thing a rat would enjoy rat: Even a rat doesn't appreciate the smell of corpse over my delicious scraps. What are you doing here? local merchant: I am taking in the loss of life by the hands of men hungry with power. I do not understand such evil and at times it is good to look at the deeds done by evil men to keep oneself from turning into people such as that. rat: You are a good man, merchant. I can avenge these fallen men, if it means less men over my scraps. As a rat, I can scurry unnoticed in the castle walls and I carry disease that can wipe out those that come in contact with me. local merchant: But dear rat at what cost, what of the children and other innocents? rat: I have been feasting on bread crumbs in their kitchens for weeks. If they are not ill by now then all will be well. I will only come in contact with those who deserve it. It is up to you to show me who. Summarize the dialogue
Rat is disgusted with the smell of corpses. The merchant is taking in the loss of life by the hands of men hungry with power. Rat can avenge these fallen men, if it means less men over his scraps. Rat has been feasting on bread crumbs in their
Elvis: I’m not doing it Kire: Pleeaseeeee Elvis: I will not host your friend for two weeks because she wants to see London!! Kire: Cmon brother, I already promised her Elvis: That’s your problem, shouldve asked me first Kire: She’ll be so sad!!!
Elvis will not host Kire's friend for two weeks in London, even though Kire has promised her already.
prisoner: I have a very strong voice. I may be of service as a bard, or I may of tell the kings decrees? town sheriff: That I may be able to work with. Why don't you sing a few lines right now? prisoner: Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red. Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead town sheriff: How beautiful! I will get the King's advisers here immediately. prisoner: Why thank you. I am sure they will be delighted with my tunes! town sheriff: Well, I've one question for you. Why were you really trying to get here? prisoner: I am here to preach the truth to the people, not that you'd know of it. Filthy imperialists always suppressing what they don't approve of town sheriff: I've been quite kind to you captive. I'd suggest you watch your tone a bit, or else I may just not reach out to the King. Summarize the dialogue
prisoner wants to serve the king as a bard or a storyteller. The town sheriff will get the king's advisers to listen to his songs.