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{'user_id': 'de_Butl3r', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/de_Butl3r', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 13, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '209870', 'helpful': '3 of 8 people (38%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Its a very fun game i recomend as its nearly like TITANFALL but its FREE!Play this game now'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198027947401', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198027947401', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted July 23.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '322170', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'A truly challenging game for the few who have slow reaction time, but all in all a great time-waster game! Thanks for the nice game :D'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 20.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304050', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Amazing RPG'}]}
{'user_id': 'Bluezap1', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Bluezap1', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 27, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "It's a good game to play when you have a 7 day ban on CS:GO."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Best. Game. Ever...Until I got VAC banned.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 27, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '362890', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Never played Half-Life before but it's a great game!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 21, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '413850', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'KennyS is France but for Cloud9 he is the American stars.'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198074200011', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198074200011', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is one of the best games I have ever played it is even better then COD by a mile SO you should get this game wirth the money by alot'}]}
{'user_id': 'jonasdbomb', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/jonasdbomb', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 9.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '346110', 'helpful': '2 of 12 people (17%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'So I play ARK on and off with my friends because it’s just fun to join servers and scurry to make a settlement or base and bicker about who own what dinosaurs. Then I get told by one of more hardcore ARK friends that they added payed DLC. This shows me that the developers still care for this game and its players, and they wanted to enhance their player experience with new ones. I feel sorry for the games development team for having to deal with all these entitled precious little children that believe that they are owed free content just for playing for an extended amount of time. Keep up the good work ARK devs. Until you reach DayZ levels of lazy then you have done nothing wrong by me.'}]}
{'user_id': 'L1J1N', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/L1J1N', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 13, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great way to learn Russian!♥♥♥♥'}]}
{'user_id': 'Lord_Exploit', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lord_Exploit', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 19, 2015.', 'item_id': '311560', 'helpful': '6 of 10 people (60%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'So after 30 odd hours i thought i\'d write a reasonable review because my thoughts on this game have changed alot. So at first i wasnt so keen on ubisoft relaseasing another game so shortly after Unity, which i think i speak for everyone, despite an attempt at a next-gen engine, it was still average at best. Rogue to me feels like im playing the best bit of the AC franchise, The ship from AC4 and the same unchanged New York map from AC3 to name a few. Some elements from previous multiplayer have also been added in, despite there being an actual multiplayer. My main attractions to Rogue would be the tie-ins to other parts of the franchise, the expansion on the Kenway saga from Black Flag, the Birth of Achillies and his part in AC4 (seems like a sequel, Fast and Furious flash back anyone, *cough* Han *cough*). This also raises another issue i have however, these connections seem very much like Ubisoft are tying loose end to the AC4 and AC3 series, which we saw happen in revelations. Obviosuly this game is far better than Revelations, but is it? im not saying rogue is a cash cow but if the same thing is happening again and ubisoft are working on something in the background, Rogue is nothing more than a slight o\' hand (see the pirate reference?), a very visually appealing one at that, they went pretty hard out with this one, even if it is just tying up loose ends and mamking the whole Benjamin Franklin and Achilies issues seem more realistic, it was worth it. Touching on that further, despite being released after PS3/4 and XB360/1, Rogue also had a lower realease cost, which also leads me to believe there is more in store for his franchise, this is in no way the end, ubisoft opened a can of worms by releasing the Templar play with Shay and i personally think it will breathe new light into a somewhat dying franchise.Some things i disagree with:- Bring back the crouch, creates a better sense of realism, i literally walked passed enemies and no one even battered an eye lid. (not legit)- Bring back multiplayer, even if it was only the sailing, i would play that for hours. Seriously, that would have made this game epic. - Hunting is no fun, i dont know anyone who enjoys the hunting challenges.Give this one a go, if you liked the ship from AC4 and Black Flag then its even better here Rogue, Also there is less "land play" which made me happy.Have to congratulate Ubisoft here, well rounded game, stable enough for a PC version of AC, playable and enjoyable. P.s Dont take the ship away again.Cheers,Lordelicious.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 7, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '322170', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Awesome game, very addictive and truely immerisve. It presents a very basic challenge, to get through the map, however it take something so siple with one movement, jumping, and makes you feel like your hands are painted on and before you know it you're in the feotal position wondering where the hours went. Truly recommend this game."}]}
{'user_id': 'AVATAR715', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/AVATAR715', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 2, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '48240', 'helpful': '4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'it did not send my code play! waste of money'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 18, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I Really LOVE this game!This is the best game for social interaction and wasting your money.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 1, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '248570', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'its hard to get used to but its awsome when you can learn new skills and tricks'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '264140', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i love the game and i recommend this game and i hope a update comes because we need sandbox mode please for the people who want money and items'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 16, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i like how a small game can be this popular'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 25, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '266430', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'really fun!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '316010', 'helpful': '2 of 5 people (40%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "honestly it's ok for a card game.it need improvement but in time the gam will get better just right now its just a ok game not 10/10 material.i would rate this game a 6/10"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 25, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '249570', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'really fun game'}]}
{'user_id': 'YieuwMage', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/YieuwMage', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 22.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is far better than COD. The first time played this game I fell in love immediently.'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198078752187', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198078752187', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 16, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '240', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'THIS GAME RULS'}]}
{'user_id': 'A-Very-Sly-Person', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/A-Very-Sly-Person', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 14, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'hi'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 11, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Y U NO PLAY! PLAY NOW DANG IT NOW!'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198211054671', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198211054671', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 29.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is Eshays!!!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 3.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '333930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is heaps sick!'}]}
{'user_id': '76561197994493402', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197994493402', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 20.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '365590', 'helpful': '7 of 17 people (41%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Great game, you can tell just by the number of people reviewing this game negatively with over 100h (or 400h) played.Sure there are a few bugs, but the devs are working hard on fixing stuff, communicate with the community and release patches with a lot of new content every other month.This is a game based on grinding, and sometime it will take time to get your gears just the way you want it. But the DZ is a great experience, with some balancing issues that will shift the meta of the game strongly towards a build here and there.Haven't seen a hacker in 2 months (playing the DZ fairly often, rank > 82). People saying the game is full of hackers are the same guys that get rekt in CS and call hacks on everyone. I strongly recommend this game for both the PvE and the PvP aspect."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '264200', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Loads of fun. Motions of the character really makes me feel like a Ninja!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'The best FPS of all times. A lot of DLC coming regularly. Kudos to valve !'}]}
{'user_id': 'Koolcaz12', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Koolcaz12', 'reviews': [{'funny': '3 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted May 17.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '298050', 'helpful': '16 of 48 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Stellaris is better.'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198065656175', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065656175', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 20, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '383080', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This Game Gives ME POWER OF UNIMAGINABLE FORCE, with the strength i recive i shall be able to become the true otaku .......Don't play this game its weird and lovely at the same time :)"}]}
{'user_id': '76561198188979775', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198188979775', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 17.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game is good'}]}
{'user_id': '97396295', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/97396295', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '301520', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Nice game, can be very creative here! although a bit of P2W, I'm still loving it :)"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 17, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited June 17, 2014.', 'item_id': '243870', 'helpful': '3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game is good, easy to play and have alot fun with it. although im already lvl 8, i still find it not that hard to even challenge all these P2W guns and players. To everyone, i would recommend this game to you! :3'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 10, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited July 10, 2014.', 'item_id': '218230', 'helpful': '1 of 5 people (20%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'WTF Keeps CRASHING PLZ FIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX USED TO BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 26.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '291550', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Bad,people just spam 1 op character 1/10'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198126640317', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198126640317', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '251570', 'helpful': '9 of 12 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This game is awesome. Its like minecraft and dayz combined, with the voxly box world this game utilizes, its like a more mature version of minecraft, without the high stakes and risk of losing your gear, unlike dayZ, 7days to die is more forgiving. Playing this game by yourself is good to see what you can build in the time but its even more fun to play with friends. Don't mistake this as minecraft though, i Find it brings a more personal touch to a survival game."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 14, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221100', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I would recommend this game as it is good for fans of the old dayz mod for ARMA 2. Although there are many glitches and exploits this game is in early access and has definitely surpassed any early access game to date.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '316010', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Whats 1000 - 7? thats what this reminds me of ;P. It is still a decent game and the fact that it is the first free magic the gathering game is amazing :D. The only thing i dislike about Magic Duels are the deck building limitations.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '218230', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Do you want to die alot? Do you want to rely on vehicles? Out of 10 want to get spawned killed? This is the game for you. Highly tactical, intense, massive, great game.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '333930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is an awesome game. May overtake team fortress 2. This game is an awesome shooter. You play as different classes and like blacklight retribution you need to spend time farming coins to unlock characters for ever or you can wait for monthly trial rotations of the characters. Is great to play with friends and solo.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '222880', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game is a hyper realistic hardcore shooter. Only attempt this game if you are patient enough with dieing in two long range bullets to the body. Great strategical game although map design could be made clearer. Great game and i highly recommend this game.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is a great game, an fps tactical game that is more aim and team work than cod, "run around and spray and pray hoping to god that the server lag is in your favor" Overall counter strike global offensive is a great map with a good community base, exammple the over watch, although the people you play with may be toxic or the best/funniest people to play with. Warning, if you play this game, and you seek short periods of fun, then casual and deathmatch are the way to go, that and arms race, don\'t play competitive match making if you don\'t have atleast 45 minutes to 1 hours worth of time for one game. Thats right, you need a lot of time to play competitive match making, let alone get good at the game that way. Otherwise i would recommend this game as it is enjoyable and not too over the top.'}]}
{'user_id': 'DemonicWolvz', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/DemonicWolvz', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '55230', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Best Saints Row game in this series. The most fun i have had in a game of this type. This will definitely beat the newest one aswell. I recommend'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '232090', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is one of the best FPS games i have ever played, although it is a good idea to get a beafy pc before you play'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF EVERYTHING!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '206420', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this is one of the most badass games i have ever played... do wish somethings from SR3 was added though'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 12, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '224260', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'a really good game in my oppinion, gets boring quickly though (unless playing with friends)'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 26, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '550', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'its a ♥♥♥♥ing awesome game'}]}
{'user_id': 'DieMadchenschanderin', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/DieMadchenschanderin', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '346110', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "It's a good game, mechanics seem solid and the players are good (Depending on where you go, ofcourse). Only problem I have with the game is that it runs like ♥♥♥♥ on slower machines, compared to other games like Rust."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 5, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited October 5, 2015.', 'item_id': '380770', 'helpful': '0 of 5 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Well, I don't have much to say about the game. The North American shut down, leaving only European servers. As an Australian, I rarely, if ever, get a stable connection to Europe. i.e, I can't play the game at all. I can't even launch it.EDIT: I managed to get into the game. It looks okay, loading time is a little long for what the game looks like. But that's okay. I managed to get into a match, even with enough people in the queue I think they were all AI's, they had first/last names. Maybe the playerbase is just weird. The big problem was aforementioned connection issues. I couldn't do anything, Moving was constant rubber banding between where I started and where I was trying to move to.Don't get me wrong, it looks like a decent game. I'd play this. But I can't recommend it with such atrocious servers, and not even having servers for everyone else. If there were North American servers, i'd recommend this game."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 29.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '454890', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "It's a pretty good game, not bad for the 49 cents I got it for. Although I do have some issues with it, a few of the enemies feel badly designed, and the projectiles (Or the hitbox) are bigger than they look. Especially the unkillable ones that take up 80% of the screen/completely block your bullets."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 14, 2013.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 4, 2015.', 'item_id': '227680', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Buy it. Support it. It's awesome. I will find you if you don't.^ Kek, what an old report.Personally I think you shouldn't play this game, although it might get better in a few years.I bought this game as soon as it came out, I bought the founders two pack. It was fun, pretty buggy, but it was full of promise. Skip forward a few years later. The game is worse. Lets talk about starting the game. The game is slow to start. Starting a game will take just as long, and when you get into the game itself, prepare for unoptimized slowness. The game runs terribly, is riddled with bugs and the devs generally don't add any new content. If this was developed by a good indie team, or an AAA team (Oh, did i forgot to mention they fired several people who worked at Bioware, and hired some scrubs?), it would be amazing. The concept is great, I would have really looked forward to this game shining, but the devs are horrible. I do not recommend this game."}]}
{'user_id': 'GGargula', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/GGargula', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 4.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '3 of 7 people (43%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'problemas com serve e conexão'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 23, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '233250', 'helpful': '2 of 5 people (40%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Bom jogo depois de um tempo fica repetitivo e demora ao carregar'}]}
{'user_id': 'Myther43', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Myther43', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 16.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '273350', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Been playing this game for days... 2-3 games/day. it was nice... until i got a 7 win streak. 100% winrate on my wraith. then i played wraith...it was an easy game. stage one i killed 3 of them but ran away. then suddenly server crashednow my win streak is gone and my winrate is goneRIP 100% WINRATETHANKS'}]}
{'user_id': 'getf0kinn0sc0pedm9', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/getf0kinn0sc0pedm9', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted May 31, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game is cool and stuff but the ranks are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥tmy game just crashed and i got de-ranked wtf is this?'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 26.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited July 8.', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': "well valve u screwed up pyros are too overpowered and now the new update u destroyed the rocke tjumper and there is no normal valve servers now. I've been playing this game since 2013 and i miss the old times.Now i got to wait 1 hour just to find a casual server.The pyro is just too overpowed and can kill a soldier and scout easily just by holding down w and holding down mouse one.And now its hard just to have fun in tf2"}]}
{'user_id': '76561198141443390', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198141443390', 'reviews': [{'funny': '3 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted May 3, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited November 8, 2015.', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Game is very fun and very enjoyable :)'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198097333029', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198097333029', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 14.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Sold my soul to this game would do it again 10/10'}]}
{'user_id': 'whodafuqisthisguilao', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/whodafuqisthisguilao', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 6, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great game fun to play competitevly and is great to play with your friends'}]}
{'user_id': 'Magjiikal', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Magjiikal', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 5, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '370480', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Music is great and the different pixles that shoot in unique ways is an awesome way to keep me coming back for more. Even if I want to throw my laptop out the window. Also, gotta love the huge amount of achevements in the game.10/10 Best Game Ever.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 17, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '313740', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '8/8 M8 Best Game 2K15. Would Fa... I Mean Play Again.'}]}
{'user_id': 'ohnospaghet', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/ohnospaghet', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 17, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '1840', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Spent hours making a good animation, froze and crashed.Later I load it up to find it gone.I cried in the corner after the tearful sight of nothing.10/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is like trying to pull the artery out of your arm and not bleeding.10/10 Best Game Best Game - JonTron'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 10, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '266210', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "A nice and relaxing 'side stroller' game, has some great RPG elements."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 16.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '369200', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'sat in the lobby for half an hour and found a gamegame crashed instantlyso immersive'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 5.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252490', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'every new update makes the game crash fasterlol'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 10, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '264200', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "A very fast paced stickpage game. I'm loving it."}]}
{'user_id': '76561198050347115', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198050347115', 'reviews': [{'funny': '6 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '292030', 'helpful': '9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'quit my job 8 months ago to play this game full time, woke up 8 in the morning today to regret my decision. suffering from bouts of depression and mood swings due to lack of human contact to the outside world and friend, as i look back and reflect upon my life and my future; i come to a epiphany: 10/10 still worth it.'}]}
{'user_id': '2768820078', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/2768820078', 'reviews': [{'funny': '4 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '287700', 'helpful': '4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '一部小岛秀夫的游戏,游戏中居然还出现了这句话,算是konami对玩家的妥协么'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted April 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': '深夜的时候匹配会遇到derank的智障,而且两个一起踢都踢不掉'}, {'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted April 18.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited April 23.', 'item_id': '310950', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '为了不掉lp,玩到快被干掉的时候突然就拔网线,请以后增加一个排名冷却好了,谁先掉冷却他一天再说.顺便一提我人在国外,联机没啥问题,网战排除以上因素以外总体上来说还是很happy的'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 18, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '377160', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '我想说,退款的都是sb'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 8, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221380', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '除了卖的太贵,士兵模型大多数国家都一样外,没有什么缺点'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '333950', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '这个游戏里的物理引擎碉堡了,自由落体,碰撞,杠杆,摩擦,如果出了水和浮力的话就完美了'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '222420', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': '如果拿来和ps2版的98um来比的话,阉割太严重,本来的3d背景居然又变回老98的2d背景了,语言只有日英,ps2版都不止两种。还有为什么不把ps2版的画廊和自定义配色搞进来?'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 19, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '271590', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '这代感觉恶搞的内容多了很多,外星人,僵尸,各种恶搞政府,种族歧视,资本家,环保,媒体的节目。感觉这是不是要像黑道圣徒靠拢的节奏,相比之下我觉得以前那种混帮派打地盘招小弟的乐趣减少了有些可惜。'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 11, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited May 11, 2015.', 'item_id': '298110', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '育碧的游戏还是那么一个问题,收集要素太多余了,重复的任务太多了,主线故事太短,我大概玩了50个小时通关吧其中是有30个小时花在解锁塔,解锁前哨,撕海报,打面具,找日记上。前两者还好,后三者有意思吗?无非是看见了就长按一下E,要不就扔个燃烧瓶,要不就打一枪。钱也是如此,虽然道具众多,但是只能拿来卖钱,而游戏里的钱解锁完全部枪支后基本就没用了,收集要素也是,收了一半就满级了,所以我认为如果主线剧情再长一些,武器再多一些,敌人种类再多一些(比如来点坦克),技能树再丰富一些,游戏会做得更好。其实仔细去玩的话游戏中的细节其实挺有趣的,还原野生动物捕猎的场景,npc的各种反应和蹩脚英语,但是短暂的主线任务和麻烦的收集要素弄的玩家们根本无暇欣赏这些细节,联机也基本上鬼服了。阿弥托那么漂亮,沙巴尔那么帅,非要二选一真是逼死强迫症,而且这两条线路结局根本没啥区别好吧。而且这作一个妹子也没泡到,阿弥托,尤真,竞技场妹子,特么一个香艳镜头都没有。最后决战的关卡也不够带感,如果放到cod里就是第一关的水准,不过我也不期望干爹明建造核弹发射井之类的剧情了。干爹明这个角色塑造得很成功,不能跟他打天下实在是遗憾,反正黄金之路也说不上是什么好人,阿弥托照样贩毒,沙巴尔继续搞迷信,仔细想想,和现实世界的恐怖分子也没啥区别。总体上来说,我给游戏8分,如果游戏任务和剧情能丰富到上古卷轴那个水平那就是10分神作了。'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 2, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '222440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '我之所以推荐这款游戏是为了更方便大家看到我要骂他,这游戏本身质量不错,也许是在13出现之前最好的版本,但是玩的人太少了,加上中国锁运行,实在是连不到人,即使连到了ping也巨高,我在澳大利亚跟澳大利亚人连都是200+ping,不要说是我网络的问题,我玩csgo怎么从来没卡过捏,一些bug还没修复,比如古力查力度的2624a伤害根本不科学,而现在盗版的都能联机了,那么估计以后能连到的人更少'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198056392326', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056392326', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 7.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '259530', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '看见SAVANT就进来了 实在是太吊了!!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 30.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '219640', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': '对新人极度不友好 随便一个服务器延迟上200 没法玩'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 30.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '269210', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': '后悔了 简直无脑刷刷刷...'}]}
{'user_id': '2d4nk4m3', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/2d4nk4m3', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 20, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '317470', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': "As fun as this game Looks,Its all a Big Microtransaction festIt requires you to buy money or spend Hours,And Hours Breaking blocks to get atleast 10 Coins. Or you can take the Paying approach and Spend Tons of money on this gameThis game is not Right for steam, If i choose 1 Option and screw up,BAM!,The game broke!,You Dun goofed!,You can't see the Entire screen!This is more of a Phone game (If it is,I don't care). It doesn't need steamThis is my opinon by the way, So don't be hatin"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '47410', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Fun game,Even if you are new,Its funWill be writing Combat Strategies here'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198078478151', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198078478151', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 10.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '사'}]}
{'user_id': 'exiaez', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/exiaez', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 15.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '365450', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '설명을 보고도 가끔은 막히거나 어려운부분이 있으나정말 잘만들었다고 생각하고 재미있었습니다.'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198095921854', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198095921854', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '245620', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Its cool'}]}
{'user_id': 'EizanAratoFujimaki', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/EizanAratoFujimaki', 'reviews': [{'funny': '5 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted October 28, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '70', 'helpful': '14 of 19 people (74%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'ADVERTENCIA:Este Análisis contiene posibles Spoilers. ¡Lee bajo tu propio riesgo!Historia...En esta historia, encarnamos a un científico llamado Gordon Freeman, su trabajo parece ser sencillo… ponerse un traje de protección "H.E.V" e ir a la cámara de pruebas. Es allí donde se encuentra el Cristal “GG-3883”, un mineral del planeta Xen que fue capturado para una investigación. Cuando todo marchaba “normalmente” ocurre una pequeña tormenta de portales dentro de la cámara de pruebas seguido de una gran explosión que afecta a todo el sector. Freeman, después de despertar, no solo se encuentra con científicos heridos y/o muertos, sino también con la fauna de Xen que viajaron atreves de una brecha dimensional. Al ver la situación de emergencia en la que se encontraba no solo el sector, sino también todo Black Mesa, inmediatamente sube a la superficie abriéndose paso entre los Xenianos pero al llegar se encuentra con las fuerzas especiales H.E.C.U. que están “silenciando” a todo el personal de Black Mesa y eliminar todas las pruebas del desastre. Al ver la situación, Freeman se mueve a través de todo Black Mesa para llegar al Complejo Lλmbda y cerrar la brecha dimensional antes de que se extienda por todo el mundo…Jugabilidad...Hλlf-Life es una verdadera obra maestra cuando nos referimos a él como un juego “Single Player”, el objetivo del juego es utilizar pensamientos lógicos y nuestro armamento para sobrevivir en un entorno lleno de enemigos con distintas habilidades, también hay situaciones en el que los puzzles (al menos en los primeros días) pueden llegar a ser un problema.Variedad...El arsenal del juego que es muy variado desde armas simples como la Crowbar, Clock 17, Mp5 y Spas 12, hasta armas potentes, tanto militares, experimentales y alienígenas. No es lo único en variación, también hay una gran cantidad de enemigos como los soldados H.E.C.U., las asesinas Blacks Ops, alienígenas de distintos tamaños y poderes e incluso los guardias de seguridad si llegas a causarle heridas intencionalmente. Y la música no se queda atrás, cada escenario tiene su propio ambiente musical que puede generar tensión o adrenalina en el jugador.Innovación...La interacción con los NPC, el modelado y sus animaciones, para su época, eran sorprendentes, a pesar de que en ciertos momentos pueden sufrir de glitches. Los gráficos de ese momento, los efectos de luces y sombras, diseños del entorno y la ambientación, Hacen que el jugador realmente sienta que está dentro del juego, esto es gracias a su motor GoldSrc, una versión modificada del motor Quake.Multijugador...El multijugador de Hλlf-Life tampoco ha quedado de lado, su gran variación de armas, los orificios de bala en las paredes, salpicaduras de sangre o mejor, despedazar los cuerpos de los jugadores, la posibilidad de crear servers dedicados, la gran variedad de mapas incluyendo los oficiales y los que fueron creados por la comunidad, los personajes para controlar aunque en este aspecto hay pocos, aun así el jugador puede agregar más personajes al multijugador aunque los demás jugadores no tendrán la posibilidad de verlo.Mods...Como último punto, el motor GoldSrc, es un motor fácilmente manipulable, tanto que se han creado varios mods del juego, como los más conocidos como Counter-Strike y Team Fortress, hasta los más olvidados como Deathmatch Classic y Ricochet, aunque estos son mods oficiales, la comunidad ha creado gran variedades de mods como USS Darkstar, Azure Sheep y Sven Coop.Puntos Negativos...Los únicos puntos malos del juego son que en el viaje del inicio es muy largo, aunque esto se puede omitir con la consola, la poca variedad que hay con los aliados, que son solo un científico con cuatro modelos de personajes y un guardia de seguridad, las armas y enemigos de la versión βeta que no aparecieron ni siquiera en el multijugador, y el no incluir la campaña especial “Decay”, un modo de juego exclusivo de Play Station 2 que permite jugar con 2 científicas.GAMEPLAY:\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0SOUND:\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0HISTORY:\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0INNOVATION:★★★★★\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0★★★★★\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0★★★★★\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0★★★★★DIFFICULTY:\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0GRAPHICS:\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0DURATION:\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0TOTAL:★★★✩✩\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0★★★★★\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0★★★★★\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0★★★★★http://store.steampowered.com/app/70'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted April 15.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '359550', 'helpful': '3 of 9 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Me sale un error de NAT estricto y me da paja configurarlo...'}]}
{'user_id': 'TeCool', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/TeCool', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 15, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '274980', 'helpful': '20 of 23 people (87%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I'd definitely recommend this game for people who want to expand their vocabulary, but there are a few things I'd like to point out.-While this is almost never required for romance languages, in Japanese, Chinese and Korean, words, Especially adjectives and verbs, can be synonymous but imply different things. This is almost always the case in Japanese, where verbs have transitive and intransitive forms, but this is not listed in the definition, only one form is presented. This means doing research on the word you'll find yourself using more will help you be more fluent in the long run.-So much katakana... I'd like to see really rare kanji forms of words, as they can appear in stories and some videogames (You know, like English games using the words, 'Thee', 'Thou', etc. They're rare because of their age, but they can still find a use in medieval style games!). In fact, I might prefer it that way as I want to learn as much words as possible and converting English to katakana is easy when you learn about how Japanese pronunciation works. Just add a note to say it's rare to avoid confusion.-Some objects are... Odd. I saw this red box and the definition said it was a piggy bank or something, I was confused until I saw a dial, which meant it was a safe. Maybe you should make objects cliched/stereotyped and exaggerated to help people understand with a quick glance.-It doesn't follow spaced repitition, so you can mash the replay button endlessly until you get yourself a star. If you're a serious learner, never press the replay button, as you just bring it back to your short term memory and fail to remember it the next few days, at least space the replays by an hour the *first* time you try it.-Lists make it too easy sometimes, avoid using them and just use the random button, as I found myself just clicking whatever's next to the last object I clicked on, as I was able to remember the next thing I added right after. This is a mnemonic that relies on the location of the object INGAME, so it doesn't really help you learn. If you really want to do lists, run around the whole house clicking random items and adding them to the list, avoiding any sort of order or pattern.And here's some tips for Japanese:-Avoid Romaji, in fact, do kanji, when you don't know a word, you don't know it, there's no improving your ability to decipher meaning from kanji, so just dive right into it. Do kana if you're really keen on learning pronunciation before reading, and want to do it really, really quickly. Same thing probably applies with Pinyin and Hanzi, but I haven't played the Chinese version so I don't know if Pinyin is provided.-The dots that appear between kana when you look at how to read the kanji is important, memorise the kana in sections divided by the dots, and their associated kanji (e.g. (毎日 [まい*にち] まい is 毎 and にち is 日)) This is important, words might have multiple readings, and you might get them wrong, but if you memorise at least ONE reading for the kanji, you can type it on a computer, and even get the correct reading by typing the kanji on a dictionary.-While katakana is easy when you know it well enough, sometimes it isn't, as you might say different versions of a word (E.g. Fairy Floss vs. Cotton Candy, (Well, it's neither when translated to Japanese, but you get my point!)) or it's just katakana but isn't based on English, (e.g. パン for bread). Either way, it's nice to learn a ton of katakana in this game as you get badges for it.Other than that, it's good as you'll find objects in an every day home, and the exploration stops you from being bored quickly, and most importantly:It makes you think of (and therefore associate the word you're learning with) objects and pictures, rather than the English translation, which means that you can achieve fluency which allows you to form sentences in the language you want in your head directly, rather than creating an English sentence, translating it to your wanted language, THEN saying, writing or expressing it."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '202090', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Best game ever, very little P2W, as all payable items actually can be detrimental to your playing skills, an expert who started with bad equipment will have more potential than a new player who uses very high level equipment, as he\'ll be used to it and fail really badly when there\'s an event that measures skill only and gives people similar equipment. Also, all high level equipment are sorted by level, so if you can\'t buy it with ingame currency, it means specialising isn\'t a very good idea until you get to a higher level. Payable items don\'t have this restriction, so very powerful equipment can be put in the hands of new players. Keep in mind that all equipment has a bonus, but an equal penalty, making it not "powerful" in a linear sense, but if you specialise in a way that suits your playstyle, it makes you more powerful (but doing this early can bar you from changing your strategy and trying new techniques.)In terms of gameplay, everyone is -mostly- equal, some more general and some more specialized, it depends mostly on skill. Some elements are more powerful than others, not statistically, but in usage and opportunities to cast with most effect.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 11, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '339280', 'helpful': '1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I don't know what all the negative reviewers are blabbing about, I think this game is really unique, as a player of HoN (Only a few days...), DoTA (Maybe only a few months?), LoL (Quite some time), I think Strife is as easy as LoL, not easier.There's also a lot of things in common with DoTA 2 and LoL, they introduce the same things, with a combination of different methods (Baron, Roshan, Cindara), but Strife adds odd things like out of combat regeneration, which I actually think is perfectly fine, all the actual problems lie in normal regeneration.This game has a LOT of potential if balanced right.The meta is a bit undeveloped, due to how supports can do around as much damage as the nukers, and mages can build enough tank items to work like one, but it IS unique in the fact that top and middle are duo lanes, while bottom is usually soloed.The biggest complaint I have, however, is Ray, Strife's Teemo."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 31, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '314130', 'helpful': '1 of 5 people (20%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "i decided to buy it as it had items I wanted, by I think buying them individually is actually cheaper, if someone can calculate the price and put it in the comments section, I'd be happy.Or angry."}]}
{'user_id': '2xDelorean', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/2xDelorean', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Played for a bit...enjoyed it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted July 26, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '212680', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great game. Funner than what I expected.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 18, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '200210', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'good to play with friends'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 30, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'AWESOME'}]}
{'user_id': 'washington_', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/washington_', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'a bootleg of super nintendo brothersif u have no money or a really bad pc i would reccomend xd ok'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'a really good community'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '211820', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'space'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '10180', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'accuratly describes the 2016 olympics in one of its campaign levels yet it was released in 2009 👌'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252490', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'my favourite third person side-scroller from my favourite developers kojima'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '417860', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'getting dumped by a ♥♥♥♥ simulator 2005'}]}
{'user_id': 'jewxxl', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/jewxxl', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 18, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '251970', 'helpful': '5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'really worth your time'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198088944293', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198088944293', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 22.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '359550', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'ubsoft severs suck ♥♥♥'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 14.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '107410', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Nice'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 27.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '218230', 'helpful': '0 of 5 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Noice'}, {'funny': '7 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 8.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '437701', 'helpful': '17 of 89 people (19%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'were is my ♥♥♥♥'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 13, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '9/10 - IGN420/10- MLG'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198092540221', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198092540221', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 31, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '400', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Portal in general is the best puzzle game I've ever expirenced. This game itself however is exetremely fun and intresting and can easily get players hooked on it."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '620', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Very fun with co-op, and a very intresting story line plus background sotry.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '238460', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'A very good game, fun with friends and alone, and also very cute on the characters/hats/levels!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '6060', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "The best game I've ever played plus its old school and can't wait for battlefront 3 :D"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 29, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'the best f2p game ever, so happry its free now :)'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198051258119', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051258119', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 4, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited February 4, 2015.', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Welcome To A Game Where People AWP You From Alomost Every Corner...This Game Features Stunning Graphics And Extreme Gameplay,The Skins In-Game Look Awesome Even Though Some Of The Skins Are *Ahem*(B*llsh*t) And Some Of The Skins Are So Rare That They Are Highly Priced On The Steam Market For Up To $500.The Case Openings Are Abit Unfair But You Still Get Good Items From It,All In All,CS:GO Is A Great Game And I Recommend All My Friends And The Steam Community To Try It.Its Worth $15.(PS.I Recommend You To Play With Bots First,I Started CS:GO With A Competitive Match And I Got Owned)"This Game Is Extremly Fun,I Would Recommend It To Everyone"-CrazyGamer3047100/10'}]}
{'user_id': 'nubquake123', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/nubquake123', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 21, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited April 21, 2014.', 'item_id': '265610', 'helpful': '3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is too good, this type RPG is great, so addictive I recommend this to everyone who is into this type of RPG, Final Fantasy based game'}]}
{'user_id': 'Pyromanic', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Pyromanic', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted February 15, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '31280', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I'm not even good at poker, so pressing random buttons in a game is better."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 15, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'GREAT ♥♥♥♥ TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 15, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '240', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Brings back good memories.'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198109656922', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198109656922', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 27.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Best Game 2016'}]}
{'user_id': 'CobRazor', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/CobRazor', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252490', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Rust is a game about a naked person randomly waking up on an island who for some reason has a rock and a torch stored in what one could only asume to be their butt.'}]}
{'user_id': 'relesprit', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/relesprit', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 27, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '8930', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Very good :)'}]}
{'user_id': 'WitchHunter4542', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/WitchHunter4542', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 16, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Ate a chocolate bar, leg was fixed..... BEST GAME EVA'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '237310', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "fun and addicting game but classes need to be nerfed so Ara isn't a god"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 11, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '224260', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Not like Left 4 Dead where you can just run & gun No More Room in Hell has 2 modes Survival and Campaign Ammo is very precious and the type of weapon you mostly use could be a melee. Teamwork is needed to survive and NEVER GO ALONE or your possibly f*cked. Barricade to keep the safe zones protected no more just shooting zombies in the gut or d*ck and it'll die. This is a great Zombies Sim."}]}
{'user_id': 'pwrt', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/pwrt', 'reviews': [{'funny': '103 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 3, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '230410', 'helpful': '131 of 188 people (70%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Sent Jay's Disciple: Theres also a blade with a shotgun in itSent Jay's Disciple: Grenade launchersSent Jay's Disciple: Rocket launchersdrakosmasher1: a blade with a shotgun in it?Sent Jay's Disciple: And im right now wielding an executioner's axe like its a dual bladed swordSent Jay's Disciple: yepSent Jay's Disciple: Its still somewhat terrible if you dont have invisibilitydrakosmasher1: lolSent Jay's Disciple: theres also guns where you can modSent Jay's Disciple: to a 80.5 bullets a sec monsterSent Jay's Disciple: with up to 3 bullets a rounddrakosmasher1: sweetSent Jay's Disciple: Chainsaw handsdrakosmasher1: really?Sent Jay's Disciple: Yedrakosmasher1: that's awesomeSent Jay's Disciple: Firey sword and shielSent Jay's Disciple: Machine shotgunsdrakosmasher1: coolSent Jay's Disciple: Ice beamsSent Jay's Disciple: and you can kick enemies to the sunSent Jay's Disciple: with a few weaponsSent Jay's Disciple: the bodies literally get ragdolled 50 metresSent Jay's Disciple: Bladesawsdrakosmasher1: lolSent Jay's Disciple: machine laser gunsSent Jay's Disciple: OohSent Jay's Disciple: Space combatSent Jay's Disciple: Where you can take giant fists with youSent Jay's Disciple: or a 4 chamber AA cannondrakosmasher1: noiceSent Jay's Disciple: Throwing knivesSent Jay's Disciple: You should really try this gameSent Jay's Disciple: get a better computer just to playdrakosmasher1: maybeSent Jay's Disciple: Still, out of all those, a boring katana is one of the high end game melee weapondrakosmasher1: lelSent Jay's Disciple: along with the executioners axe and a few critical build weapons, such as dual cleaversSent Jay's Disciple: syndicate secondaries are also pretty good end game stuffSent Jay's Disciple: theyre likeSent Jay's Disciple: weapons you get from siding with syndicatesSent Jay's Disciple: not all of them match to each others level doedrakosmasher1: okSent Jay's Disciple: Oh yeahSent Jay's Disciple: Explosive bows and throwing knives xDdrakosmasher1: kewlSent Jay's Disciple: awesome finisher movesSent Jay's Disciple: good animationsSent Jay's Disciple: a better parkour systemSent Jay's Disciple: I fell like this chat can be used as a review on warframedrakosmasher1: yeahdrakosmasher1: copy and paste itdrakosmasher1: into store page~Pretty much the review of warframe"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 20, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Good game. Had me playing for more than 1000 hours now'}]}
{'user_id': 'wantmahbody', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/wantmahbody', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 3, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'So much fun! All the classes, weapons all suit that class and they are also quite well balanced.Much fun to play 9/10'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198115868847', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198115868847', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 1.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '219640', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Poorly designed, lots of flaws, negative community'}]}
{'user_id': 'benedictcuminherbatch', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/benedictcuminherbatch', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 2, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 31.', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Its okay I guess'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198031207016', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031207016', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 17, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '8930', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this is a great game for those who like to play games with strategy and like to make decisions on weather to go to war, vote on things if you get the dlc brave new world. all up its a great game and you should get it'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198043458582', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043458582', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 19, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '105600', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Do you like memes? If your answer was yes then this is the game for you.......'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 26, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221100', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'VERY DANK MEME I LIKE 11/10 WOULD PLAY AGAIN'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '107410', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Good game ones you get some mods for it.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '231430', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '♥♥♥♥ing love this game!'}]}
{'user_id': 'smashiroshh', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/smashiroshh', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '218620', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Good game'}]}
{'user_id': 'shark854', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/shark854', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 7.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '225540', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Very Good game. Much fun.'}]}
{'user_id': 'killbunny38', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/killbunny38', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "My girlfriend at the time was a lol player and was petrified to hear that i had been given a beta key a few years back but she said that i would get over it. So she locked herself in the room with me while i played, not eating or drinking... and the corpse is starting to smell now, if someone could come and remove her... yeah that'd be great"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 20, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '333930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Not balanced at all and has serious frame issues on all graphics settings would recommend to people i don't like to get them away from me for 20 minutes"}]}
{'user_id': '76561198047630659', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198047630659', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 14, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '230410', 'helpful': '2 of 6 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Just a heads up to any and all who intend to play Warframe.I have had to battle my way through Paypal/Warframeto get a refund back because of lacking information on the forums to do with a product.It started with just a refund of ingame money, due to no reply for almost a month, i demanded a refund of real money back.Not going into details of what the case was.Paypal, have sided with me, after 14 business days saying my claims are valid and i have a right of refund.Warframes response was to suspend/Ban my account for 20 years, due to this.Just a massive warning to any and all who play this game, they show no compassion nor do they care for your rights as a person. Yes the game is free great, but all they want is your money, the second you ask for a refund due to a real reason, they will bite you in the butt and throw you under the bus.Share this so people are aware, free to play really is not all that great, and warframe have shown that.Due to legal rights at this point in time, i'm unable to show the conversations i've had between paypal and the warframes support until the case is completed."}]}
{'user_id': '1337lolroflmao', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/1337lolroflmao', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted April 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '271590', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Well it didnt get delay again 10/10 IGN'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 1, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited October 1, 2014.', 'item_id': '218620', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Payday 2 otherwise known as Drill simulation 2015.as Dallas, Chains, Wolf, Hoxton you can, \\/1: Cook Meth2: Rob banks3: Steal Armor4: GET LOADED WITH GUNS5: Play Drill Simulator 20156: Get swag Masks(NOTE FOR BAD GRAPHICS CARD)7: Lag8: Murder gangsters9: Play with hackers10: Trash cars11: Steal porn12: Rig the votes13: Get arrested14: Be a Pig and Play Hotline Miami15: BUY DLCsReason why Payday 2 is a good game.===========================1: You can choose to go loud or stealth.2: MANY WAYS TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR PLAYER.3: Tons of missions.4: Different world generations.5: 5 Different difficulties for every mission.6: Keep playing even after rank 100 with INFAMY.7: Good GraphicsReason why Payday 2 is a bad game.==========================1: Bugs, Lots of bugs.2: Easy to rage at.3: Hard to play without good graphics card.4: Easy to get bored.That is all i can say my rank for it will have to be.8.6/10Thanks Overkill for a good game.'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted December 28, 2013.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited December 28, 2013.', 'item_id': '219740', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great GameReasons why:1. It Adds Challenge to the player because almost everything can kill you.2. you need to keep your sanity3. you need to eat4. fire pits can burn down forests5. fast download6. can run on high graphics with little to no lag even if you have a crappy graphics card.7. cheap8. able to customize your world and say how many of that you want and how long you want the day to be.9. big map10. very stratigic7/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 28, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '7940', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'MY FAVORITE CALL OF DUTY BUY NOW OR REGRET NOT GETTING ITGREAT SINGLEonly problem is some servers with hackers and xp hackBUT THE BEST SINGLE PLAYER I HAVE EVERY PLAYED.9/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '234190', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'The game is ok I just wish they would not limit their game to only 3 guns and have multiple or just more than 3because it gets boring after you play about a hour of it in my perspective'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 28, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '10180', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great multiplayernot to shabby campaginspec ops pretty funbut its like nothing happened after Call of Duty 4 because it was in the middle east now its in russia.and why do you keep changing People in Call of Duty 4 you were Soap and now your allenWhy.... whats the point.4.5/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 28, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '33900', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'What to say about arma 2...... Great Graphics, Great Detail, Great Land, and you get to fly planes and helicopter and drive tanks and cars and stuff like dat. i know battlefield has that but its not like Arma 2 you can zoom hip fire, you can zoom aim down sights, you can use a map and gps. in all great game but its fall point is that it has many bugs with the multiplayer and the campagin isnt the best. i give it a 6/10 only because of its bugs.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 5, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '261030', 'helpful': '0 of 3 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great story line but it is kinda a screw over, 8/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '243470', 'helpful': '0 of 3 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'In Watch_Dogs I found that the story is great but there are some random things that go on for no reason. It tends to be laggy unless you have a powerful CPU. You get a wide selection of people because it randomizes it. One bad thing the hacking is kinda linear its only things that are ran by computers and it limits you on that you cant go and hack a building to turn their lights off (execpt for blackout but my point is you can turn ONE building off). The multiplayer is not the best but It is not that bad. sure its confusing on how to join multiplayer for your first time but you figure out sometime. Note, Get the DLC because it helps the story A LOT. So my rating for this game would have to be a... 7/10 Not entirly bad but It does have its down points.'}]}
{'user_id': 'sithjjf', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/sithjjf', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '302830', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'I live in australia so maybe its just me but i cannot even connect to a server without being kicked or the game crashing,The one time i was able to join a game I just didnt really enjoy myself, i kept dying over and over by people that were teleporting around and just seemed to come from nowhereSo as i said its probably on my end but im still giving this a bad rating beacuse of this.'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198060039459', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060039459', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 4, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'DOTA SUX.'}]}
{'user_id': 'OzfurAtlas', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/OzfurAtlas', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 10.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '218620', 'helpful': '6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Devs don't give a ♥♥♥♥."}, {'funny': '3 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 12.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4700', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '-Start game-Choose England-invade/take York and ireland-say hi to the scots-Invade rest of normandy and western france-spam trade agreements with everyone-alliance and marry princesses to france-France declares war-crush scots just because why not.-spam longbowmen-every french city now looks like a prchupine from longbows-win every battle with only longbowmen and peasants11/10 - would spam arrows again'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 8, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '212680', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'A Must Get game. something to waste a few minutes on'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198065593074', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065593074', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted November 6, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'this game is screwed up cant find a single that cloth and armor and i only find weapon and food fix it please so i can find the stuff i need to survive on it'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 25.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'i dont like this game because1 apparently i shot a dude 1 time with revolver and it hit but didnt count as a hit because i saw blood coming out him and no people were shooting at him when i died the next person on my team shot him and killed him so this bs2 there need to be better security on there server so hacker cant do cheating stuff even though you have thing that people who have been pick to do the thing of the judgement of the jhacker if aim assistance vision assistance and other things'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 23, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304050', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'It great game everyone should play even though what u level you will get better weapon and go to new world that are avalible so i great game and i hope developers make a good game like this :D'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 31, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '203750', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'who dosent anyone want this game i like it please bye it'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198044169764', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044169764', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 24, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '227940', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "when i shot the the ememy by rpg ememy didn't die how?!"}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted July 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '355180', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'this game are lag because too many zombie idk what happed'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 20.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 20.', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '10/10 your rank up + play with noob some time or all time = demote rank on comp shot teammate / kids rage = losetroll = lose i looking for turn firendly fire offteam block on comp = reallly badRKO = shot from back and get rko by randy ortonGaygun (auto sniper) = too pro or noob *for noob guy*fat weapon = heavy weapontec = too pro for ti make server very hard but easy make server from workshoprandom vote kick dat who does is kids rage/rage player/troll guy/bullyrage player dat make someone rage is sniper on dust 2 / noob player / demote rank noob player = random shot / shot player / 0 kill 100 death / want the kinfe from player troll = kill/shot player / random vote kick / bully / chat spam / hacker /voice spam/throw bomb and quit game/join comp server and then wait for warmup and then quit so this game is awsome but it really bad for all i write this'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 3, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this is awsome!'}]}
{'user_id': 'euzi', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/euzi', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 26, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '236390', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'GREAT!'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198074935997', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198074935997', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 15.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221100', 'helpful': '13 of 15 people (87%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "The devs don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about how long this game takes to finish, it's been in alpha for 3 years!!! And still counting don't bother buying this game! It's a scam and you will be told lies and more lies by these ♥♥♥♥wit devs!!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 13.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '365590', 'helpful': '4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS DEVS ARNT DOING ♥♥♥♥!'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted July 10.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '299740', 'helpful': '5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Best fun in PVP ive had in awhile, 10/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 17.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited September 17.', 'item_id': '346110', 'helpful': '6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Scorched earth sold for $20.00 says its a super polished DLC..... PFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggest load of ♥♥♥♥ ive even read, This game is still full of bugs that havnt been adressed since release. You can easily lose over 20+ hours of work with a stupid ♥♥♥♥ing bug, Today i tamed an Argy for 9 hours only for it to fall through the map within 20 mins...... GG would not reccomend'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 16.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited August 16.', 'item_id': '275850', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Terrible clearly unfinished! i refunded this game within 90 minutes, Super poorly optimised not even a $2000 PC could run without the frame drops here and there'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 31.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '400800', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': '♥♥♥♥ as ♥♥♥♥ very bad mechanics'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 29.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited July 29.', 'item_id': '252490', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Ok so i thought id do abit of a review, 950+ hours - Been playing rust since legacy so ive seen this game grow to what it is today, Ive experienced all the new and old things in rust BUT this new XP system is just game breaking! It is basically a race to see who can farm the most, so for the people not in a big clan are at a massive disadvantage(shared XP), This also means you cant come into a wipe half way through anymore! it requires many hours if not days just to aqquire anything decent! I hope the devs are reading this! We want Rust back!!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 6.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited April 1.', 'item_id': '437220', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Was such a great game but the Devs are just making it go downhill, Would not reccomend it at all'}]}
{'user_id': '76561197961778802', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197961778802', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'been playing this since 1.0 and its the best fps game ever!'}]}
{'user_id': 'lucasrash', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/lucasrash', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 8.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'meus olhos coloridos'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198016602703', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198016602703', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 2.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '301520', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Freejam? what happened? it seems that all of your money income has been cut into 7/8 of what it used to be. how? (ahahaha) WELL you see GC was bought a lot more frequently than your crrates. you know why? BECAUSE IT WASNT ♥♥♥♥ING RANDOM.Crate complaint: check.Removal of GC and not refunding what was spent is pure greed you shouldn't do that if you want to get those steaks, chicken, vegetables and fruits. You are just killing a game you could have made billions off of just by adding all this crap no one wants. It could have all been avoided if you actually learn't to READ. have fun trying to under stand this. you dont even look at reviews."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 23.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '433340', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Slime Rancher is a very happy place to go to when you have nothing to do just buy the game its fun and really nice to explore (if you dont watch many videos first) The slimes are cute, the gameplay is amazing and the music is fantastic.only problem is the very minimal lag with alot of slimes or a bad graphics card thats the only problem with it. No bugs and i mean NO bugs i could go searching or just play the game normally and just find 0 bugs.and slime stacks WHAT MORE COULD YOU NEED?'}]}
{'user_id': 'thisissohardtomakeoneup', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/thisissohardtomakeoneup', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 12, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '2500+ hrs. Nuff said.'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198087010391', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198087010391', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 4, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'might as well say this is by far the best sandbox game. gmod has been one of the best steam games out there. i truly have to admit this game is better than all valve games combined. 10/10 :)'}]}
{'user_id': '66666669999999', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/66666669999999', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 5, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '302830', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'IS A Poop, THE BIGGEST IVE EVER SEEN!'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198061174192', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198061174192', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 14, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '220200', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'ITS VERY Funny!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 14, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '242760', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'It is FUN!!!! BUt The Sad Thing is Its very Laggy but its hard to get the lag out of the game and the mods for this game are amazing i made a house its a manshion on water its reallt FUN!!!!.'}]}
{'user_id': 'ReMiXOfficalSteam', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/ReMiXOfficalSteam', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '352460', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Thank you to all how helped create this game, it's so good! :D"}]}
{'user_id': 'Wilfire77', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Wilfire77', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '322920', 'helpful': '3 of 7 people (43%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "What I think personally?This is a really great game, with some smart ideas and good gameplay.This game is better playing with friends but the multiplayer setup is way to confusing to understand (at least for me).even though its in Early Access people still tend to complain about the most stupidest things, like bugs/glitches and other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t and how dinosaurs can kill you so easily.THEIR ♥♥♥♥ING DINOSAURS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, you can't just go running up to one with a gun, shot it and expect it to die insistently.Aspects:-Its a game where you have to be stealthy and really have to listen (so its best to play with a good headset) and YOU don't want to make too much noise (such as running) near a Dino, because it will hear you. because of this it really adds to the atmosphere and the environment, and what you would most probably to in a situation like that.-The Dinosaurs are pretty good, since the game is early access there are only a couple of Dino species in the game, Each Dino has a weak point (being the heart and ♥♥♥♥) attacking there does more damage then attacking like the side or neck.they can be a pain to kill but once you do. you get that feeling of accomplishment.-The weapons are alright, you'll be lucky to find a big crate containing a weapon or clothes?But mostly you get ammo for the gun you haven't found, but the weapons do some good damage, just make sure you aim at the right areas of the dinosaurs to do MORE damage.-The map, Oh Boy, THE MAP IS ♥♥♥♥ING AMAZING, its huge it has amazing looks and landmarks ^-^The only downside to the map is climbing up slopes, they can be really steep and if you climb up a mountain, half way it will become too steep and you can't climb any further. Plus you can take fall damage from sliding down slops so watch out- Loot Crates do spawn all around the map, and there's certain areas where good loot spawns.Loot mostly contains:WeaponsClothesAmmoHealthFinal:As i said the game is still in early access so not everything is in the game, but it still is a great game to playJust don't ♥♥♥♥ off a T-Rex, okay? Final-Final:So is this a good game to buy and play: YESIt is worth the $20 you stole"}]}
{'user_id': '76561198084390807', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198084390807', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '234792', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Melhor skin'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 10, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252490', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'The best game in survive game the BEST11111'}]}
{'user_id': 'Mastic', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mastic', 'reviews': [{'funny': '16 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted August 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited August 2, 2015.', 'item_id': '304050', 'helpful': '95 of 173 people (55%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "+: Combines aspects from other games in a way that makes the game truly unique in its own way.+: One of the only if any MMO's that allows you to dig on the terrarian itself (although you can't build on the terrain unless it's in your own 'cornerstone' which is basically your own portable headquarters that you craft things at).+: For an MMO this game took an interesting style of graphics that I haven't seen done before (in an MMO).+: A bunch of classes to chose from, all seeming quite different from one another.+: The game is free.+: Can be a good MMO for someone who's never played one.+: You can 'deassemble' a weapon or accessory you don't want to turn it into crafting materials that you may find more useful.(Stating this) Many reviews on here say that the problem with the game is that it takes so long to connect to servers but this has been fixed (to my understanding).-: Although there is a huge arsenal of weapons (that you are pre-assigned based on your class e.g. Shadow Archers will ONLY receive bows) none of them actually change the way you fight or for that matter give you any feeling of variety.-: You progress so quickly that an item you picked up that you may have considered to be really good at the time can quickly become outdated in terms of stats. The game tries to make you feel good with this system of constant rewards and progression although it fails because you don't actually feel accomplished.-: No storyline, NONE.-: This game is repetitive, most of your objectives in this game are basically 'kill this and receive this' or... 'mine this and receive this'. Due to there being no storyline you find yourself asking 'why am I even doing this?!'.-: No actual quests, you have a pre-determined set of quests that every player in the entire game is also doing. You have no freedom to do what you want (that is if you want to actually make progress within the game), you MUST complete the assigned quest to move onto the next one.-: The entire game is randomly generated making there feel like there's nothing to actually explore, it's just randomly generated terrain and dungeons (that also seem to be very repetitive). -: You must make an account for the game itself, this isn't so bad on its own however it can be very frustrating trying to get your verification code from your email to work (both me and my friend had the problem).-: Character customization itself is bad, (not the hats, there's plenty of those). there aren't many color options, as far as physical traits just about all you can do is change your skin color (e.g. you cannot change your height, width, etc.).-: Things in the tutorial seem to be out of order, for example around my first hour of gameplay I was being being told the buttons used to attack even though I had already killed loads of enemies.-: Does not have very much music.-: All drops are marked as uncommon/rare+ when it comes to the rarity tag of an item, I've never seen a single item marked as 'common'. I feel the game does this to make you feel more accomplished.This game has/had a lot of potential, it really did. Sadly I have to say that I must give this game a 4/10 for the reasons listed above."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 29.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited June 29.', 'item_id': '297130', 'helpful': '8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "INTRODUCTION/STORYTitan Souls takes the approach Dark Souls has with its story. It gives you little to no information and rather instead leaves you to sort of generate your own theories about it. This isn't a bad thing at all especially for people like me with ADHD. We easily get lost trying to keep up with stories and often forget important details. If you're looking for a story rich game stop reading now and go look for something else because you will be very disappointed. You will need some sort of controller if you wish to stand a chance in Titan Souls. The keyboard controls are pretty bad. GENERAL OVERVIEWTitan Souls is extremely simplistic and follows a pattern that you'll most likely come to love. Every boss is a 1-2 shot kill and you (the player) are also a one shot kill. Unlike many games where you the player may feel you have a huge advantage over the boss or vice versa I feel there's something special about Titan Souls. It may be weird to say but in Titan Souls I always felt I was on an even playing field since there is no progression (you never get any upgrades, throughout the entire game you have the same weapons, stats, etc) I actually came to love this. No BS, Titan Souls is all about skipping the grinding and getting straight to the chase; the bosses. COMBATCombat in TS takes a very interesting approach. You get one arrow which can be brought back to you by holding down the same button you used to fire the arrow. Your arrow will travel distance based on how long you charge it. This gives every shot meaning since whatever you fire you must either chase after or pull back towards you. The con of pulling is it you must stand still, this sounds like a very small thing but in TS this can make some very tricky situations during fights. Most fights come down to a matter of how well you can aim in fast paced situations.PRICE AND PLAY TIMEThe base game took me about three hours to complete. Upon beating the game you unlock a few other modes which can extend your play time but it's still the same game. I purchased this game during the Steam 2016 Summer Sale for about $3.75 and I can say it was definitely worth the price. I would definitely not puchase this game at full price though, I personally think AT MOST this game should be sold for around $10. I highly recommend you download the demo for this game as it gives you a few of the bosses from the game to see how you'll like it. This is the reason I bought TS and I can say the demo was in fact a pretty accurate representation of what the game itself is like."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 25.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '397570', 'helpful': '6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "If I had to describe Shmadow in a few words I'd have to say it's as if bullet hells, endless runners, and sidescrollers had a child. There isn't very much to say about this game but let's talk about it anyway. You're a ball of light who shoots other balls of various colors. Your character and your bullets produce light allowing you to see through the darkness. The more damage you take the less light you produce making it harder to survive. You get get an attack that recharges over a short cooldown and you pickup powerups which can also be used to assist you. You fight bosses and your objective is to make it as far as you can without losing. That's pretty much all there is to say about Shmadow.The GoodOne of the easiest achievement hunts you'll ever see.You can play through the entire game and refund it if you don't enjoy it due to the game being so short.You don't need a controller to do well (I got every achievement using keyboard and mouse).Due to trading cards existing you'll make a large portion of what you spent on the game (if you bought it on sale) back from selling them.Very short soundtrack although it's a very fitting song that doesn't get annoying.Regardless of how much playtime you get it's still only 2 USD.Several difficulties/modes.Really cool bosses.The BadSuper short playtime (15 ish minutes if you're playing normally and 30-90 minutes if you're achievement hunting depending on how good you are at Shmadow). One playthrough of the game is enough for a player to see every boss along with the majority of the content.I like the graphics although I cannot deny that there was very little effort put into them.There's no tutorial although there's a controls section on the main menu.You have to use the powerup to know what it does (they have no titles, just icons) and for a game this short I doubt you want to memorize all of them.If you're poor (and I mean very poor) this game isn't a good choice for you considering the lack of playtime you'll get out of it. If you aren't poor you've got nothing to lose no matter how much playtime you get out of it."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted December 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited July 7.', 'item_id': '550', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Fun Valve classic that challenges your team work skills. This is one of those games that you can meet lots of new friends on. There's lots of replayability especially through the versus mode campaign."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited December 27, 2014.', 'item_id': '206420', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Basically SR3 2.0.I’ve completed the main story of SR3 three times, I have every achievement and I’ve put in about 160 hours (PS3). That being said I’m having a blast on SR4 even though it uses a replica of Steelport (with some changes such as alien tech).Many people say the super powers ruin the game, this is totally up to you to decide. I love the super powers.. but here’s a few things to note.-\tBy completing side quests I’ve already unlocked unlimited super sprint stamina and I’m only on what.. the sixth mission? This should be unlocked towards the end of the game.-\tI have three of the eight super powers. I can fly/glide/super jump (all one power), super sprint, and shoot freeze blasts. I’m telling you this just so you have an idea of what to expect.-\tYou’ll probably never rely on vehicles for transportation after a few upgrades on your super sprint, I like this but at the same time I dislike this.I’ve seen many of the old characters make an appearance so far, it brought me some warm memories.Anyways.. so far I’m really enjoying this game. I can’t say you’ll enjoy SR4 as much as the previous games but if you end up enjoying the super powers you’ll have a lot of fun with this game. I got this for 5$ so I’d say this was well worth the money I spent.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 7.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited July 7.', 'item_id': '278360', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Written VersionA Story About My Uncle is a game that presented itself to me as quite promising with its amazing atmosphere which sucked me in from the beginning. I was later led to disappointment as I realized just how little story there actually is and that the game relies on using cliffhangers to keep the player going. I was fine with this until I completed the game and was left quite unsatisfied. The game made me very eager to see just what would happen next as I swung from stage to stage hoping that I'd get some dialogue. The ending left me quite disappointed as I saw the developer could've done much more with the game. A lot of players have trouble with this game (refer to the other reviews for this, mostly the negative). I find that this is what gives players their play time. The developer is asking $13 for a game that could take a player 1-3 hours to complete (depending on just how much they die).-----------------------------------------------------Pro/Con VersionPros- What little dialogue there is can drive your curiosuity enough to keep you playing.- Amazing atmosphere.- Fun gameplay.Cons- Very little dialogue.- 1-3 hours of gameplay.- Monotone narrator/unconvincing voice actors (don't let the narrator's beautiful voice fool you!)- Massive price tag for how long the game is.-----------------------------------------------------Conclusion: I'd say get it on sale, it's a very fun game however its price tag is just quite demanding. For a story based game the story really isn't there; the atmosphere is. You could get something that'll get you more for your buck elsewhere."}]}
{'user_id': '76561198028286104', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198028286104', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted December 26, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '10180', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'One of the best.'}]}
{'user_id': 'tarjla', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tarjla', 'reviews': [{'funny': '34 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted August 26.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '242760', 'helpful': '52 of 62 people (84%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'So... You crashed your plane. You absolute ♥♥♥♥ up... Well atleast you have your son... No you don\'t he\'s gone too... What do you do? Well you grab the axe out of that womens stomach and eat all the food on the plane and get going to find your son. First you need to establish a base. Build up them walls nice and high so the Mutants won\'t get to you... Well except for the one with like 100 Arms but don\'t worry about that. Then you need to find the keycards.. Adventure to a cave, find the place where bones are everywhere. Dodge that guy with 100 arms and there will be a dead person with a keycard. Grab that ♥♥♥♥ and get out of there. Ok you got everything you need. See that deep hole? Go down it. Yeah right down in there. There is a big man made door. Open it with the keycard."You can\'t do that yet""Why?""Its not added in.""Ah ♥♥♥♥""Besides this is a review not a guide""Oh...."The Forest, a place of Cannibal Mutants with no ♥♥♥♥♥, run around surviving and beating the wild with all your strength. With you being a famous survivor and Timmy, your son, being a dumbass, you can conquer The Forest... With endless updates (Really updates are like every 2 weeks its awesome). Just play with a friend because that ♥♥♥♥♥ scary.Hope this review helped. Buy this game because its good.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 13, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': '4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Is your computer BAD? Do you want the best games but your computer can't handle it? Well this games for you! Its basically DayZ and Minecraft squished together! So if your computer can't hold DayZ, Come on down and try this! Loot towns! Build bases! Fight the Zombies that are everywhere! Yes everywhere even above you... Wait no that was a lie. * Continues *. This is endless fun! Play with your friends if your to scared to fight the little zombies. Except for the one behind you! Wait that was a lie again.. Well then, what are you waiting for? Download this game right now and then play it then get Gold Upgrade then have endless fun and oh by the way theres a zombie behind you to your left.. Wait that was a lie. Or was it...Lets end this. This is a brilliant game and you should get it if you love DayZ but can't handle it on your CP. Goodbye!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 26.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '441790', 'helpful': '5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Alright so this game is, amazing. Alot of people say it copied ARK but you're wrong. Anyways to a review -The game is awesome, so many things to do great with friends, everything you really need. There is a downside though that really hurts the community in AustraliaNo AUS servers. They may be coming soon but at the moment, I go on it regularly just to see if its had an update for AUS servers. I would still recommend picking it up if its on sale (Atleast 25%) and play with friends on a local hosted server.I give it a thumbs up, but if you're in Australia, don't bother unless you are a singeplayer person, stand high ping or if its atleast 50% off.~Hope this helped"}, {'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 28, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '265750', 'helpful': '7 of 11 people (64%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This game.. Its fricken Amazing. If you want to be the badass, you play this game. Wild Western Themed with Intense gameplay. Your enemies arn't Flies, They're people, you can't just squash them, They go down with a fight. You may think this game is 2ez4u, but trust me, try it, and you will think differently. This game is the one that you come to when there is nothing to play, the MEGA DOWNFALL is that, its community is dead, there is only about 12 people on. I sat on that game, for 20 minutes on computer, and there was not a single player. On PS4 its alive with a community. We just need more players and you will realise that this game is fun, and not some stoopid game that no one plays. We need just 1 thing to push it up to the surface, and reach 100players at the least, so we can show people this game is awesome! So lets notify our friends, to tell their friends to tell their friends, to get this game.."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted May 8, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252490', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Do you like d*cks? I mean, do you like to survive? Do you have the skills TO survive? If you think you do, Buy this game! Muck around with Creative Servers, Test your skills with PVP servers and survive on survival servers. With tones of gamemodes, its endless fun! Grab some friends, make a team, raid the unraidable, and claim your team the best! This only on rust. For $20.00 its worth every cent, so buy it and kick some d*ck. I mean, butt! Warning: Many Nude Survivors'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 21, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Amazing game to play/muck around with your friends. Tones of gamemodes, unlimited things to do, and just great fun!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 7, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '211820', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is AMAZING if you like space, and Terraria! its exactly that.This game is fun Single player and multi player!Fight with your friends to defeat evil penguins! -.-Yes the game is that awesome...Highly reccommended!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 9, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '105600', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Terraria is a awesome game once you get to know what your doing. $9.99 is a good price since its very popular and fun! People say its like minecraft but really its not. Theres thousands of more things to do in terraria then minecraft. I totally recommen this and you should give it a try! Its got online to play with friends and everything! Theres also thousands of youtube videos to help you! TerrariaHelp And Hero are both very popular on this game! Please, Give terraria a try. All i gotta say is, Brilliant made game!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 26.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '251570', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Awesome game, but still has its pros and cons.Pros:Extremely flexibleAlot of things to doOK with friendsA proper zombie survival gameCons:If you have 3+ players on a steam hosted server, bugs such as disconnecting, mouse cursor disappearing etc. will come into effectNot the easiest thing to learn. I had to learn from a youtuber (Kage848)Still alot of room for improvementOverall a great game, but I would wait for a sale (Atleast 25% off) to get it.Hope this helps decide if you want this or not!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 9, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This game is amazing! Its nothing like the ' Call Of Duty ' because its more realistic. Great to play with friends. You may think this game is a little bit to easy, because your a *COD player. But no this is 10x harder then expected. Shooting games don't get as realistic as this.All the *CS games have all been good, but this one is more intresting because of the things you can get. 1 Downside of this game is that camos/skins cost alot of money.I really reccommend this game, so if you see it on sale, fricken buy it!! :3* COD - Call Of Duty* CS - Counterstrike"}]}
{'user_id': 'deathnz1', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/deathnz1', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 18.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '233110', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Tower defence with rather standard level design and tower design. Levels dont seem very balanced as some require you to sell/build to mess with the pathing of the attackers.Game seems like a bad console port and as I was on my last 2 achievements the game crashed and reset my progress.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 16.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '322910', 'helpful': '3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Great concept of a game, Seems to be a perfect mix of chess and warhammer 40k.Although I would not recommend this game as it seems the AI is completely broken, 3/8 missions and the AI couldn't process any moves and the match would freeze.I once had 3 marines with a 95% hit chance attack a single orc and all 3 missed. Misses seem to happen far to often.If the Devs did some work fixing the bugs in this game it would be great but considering these large bugs nearly a year after release I would suggest not buying it unless you only want it for the multiplayer."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 26, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '276340', 'helpful': '0 of 7 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'BEST GAME EVER'}]}
{'user_id': 'readingthis4noobs', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/readingthis4noobs', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 14.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '227940', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'at the first time playing this game i saw a tank"threw a grenade on the tank""accidently killed 2-3 friendies""They said it\'s okay :))))))))))))))"the next battle i saw a german infantry using a MG42"kills him using my grenade""stole his MG42, shoots randomly headshoted a random guy""then i leveled UP"11/10 GG Grenade was too OP for Noobsand the repair cost would be great for a lesson for not using a grenade wayy to much(btw that time i was lvl 0 now i\'m not that level)'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198104393251', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198104393251', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 14, 2015.', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Yes'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198075322986', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198075322986', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 30.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'SHUUUNDA!!!'}]}
{'user_id': 'redsncrimson', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/redsncrimson', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 18.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '448530', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Square's Route is a game in which you control a cube within a mostly isometric world.The aim is to navigate throughout each level so that you squish the specified plants. To squish them, you must move over them with the plant's corresponding colour face down on the cube, however every time you move the cube, it will roll, causing the positions of the colours to change. While this may sound simple, it can get very difficult to work out.Square's Route is very well designed, introducing one new feature and challenge at a time, with level design that ensures you understand what is being introduced before you proceed. I never felt too overwhelmed, but it mixed up the gameplay and kept it interesting.Square's route is incredibly cute and full of charm. You should enjoy this game if you enjoy puzzles, planning ahead, and spatial reasoning."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 20.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304410', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Think of minesweeper crossed with sudoku.Hexcells Infinite is basically that with a few extra gimmicks added in.When playing, I feel like I'm using sudoku logic, but in a binary way, where each square will be either blue or black.Despite the simplicity of how it looks, this is actually a fairly challenging game.Apparantly you never have to guess on any level, even if it is a procedurally generated one, but sometimes, I'll be looking at the puzzle for a while, oblivious to what I'm supposed to do next.This is a fun game if you enjoy thinking things through logically and enjoy puzzles such as sudoku. I personally enjoy this more than sudoku.As a bonus, completing a level will create a pattern, which is interesting to look at sometimes."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 20.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '620', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is fun with an interesting and unique mechanic that is both fun and rewarding to learn.Often you will find yourself thinking outside of the box while playing each level to reach the exit.The storyline is engaging and entertaining and makes sense in the context of the game. It does not feel like it is forced in at all.You might be worried about replayability, but with the addition of the level creator, the community can now create and share their own levels very easily. This adds seemingly infinite amounts of replayability.If you enjoy puzzles, especially those involving spatial awareness and unique mechanics, you will enjoy Portal 2.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '274920', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Fun software to use. Simple to use and fairly effective. I use a low quality and low fps camera (8-9 fps). My lighting conditions are also often far from ideal. Although the conditions are bad, FaceRig does an admirable job of accurately tracking my movements. I have had very few problems with it.While I used FaceRig, I could hardly tell that it was still in Beta.There are also optional fixes for some problems you might encounter that you can enable in the settings if you encounter that problem. (eg. Eyes not opening)If you are thinking of getting FaceRig, you should get it. It is worth every cent.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 26, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '211820', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'After playing this, I found it to be amazing. There is so much to do and they claim that there will be lots more content in future updates. This game is a must have.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 20.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '219890', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is essentially a maze where things are not as they seem and where it changes with seemingly no reason.As you play more, you will likely start to understand what makes the maze change. You will also acquire "guns" which allow you to manipulate some blocks in the maze to aid you.Guns will get better the more you find and allow you to access new areas if you can understand how to use and manipulate it\'s effects.Simplistic level design and no storyline. Any storyline will be mostly made up by the player.Very little replayability, but there are many different paths and solutions for puzzles leading to those paths that give you a few things to go back and complete.I\'d recommend this game if you like mazes and thinking in a way that contradicts logic.This will be a very confusing game for you if you are not prepared.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 18, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '49520', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is a great game. It was worth my money and I have been very satisfied with it. It also has over 15 billion (15 000 000 000) weapons. Be sure to get it.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 9, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '223510', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I think that this game deserves a lot more attention.I found it a very fun game to play but it all depends on the type of games that you like to play.It has some bugs, but they are looking to patch as much as possible.This game was made by 2 brothers!Do some research on this game to see if it is your thing.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 30, 2012.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 20.', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is a great game.There are a variety of playable characers and they all have their strengths and weaknesses making the gameplay balanced. There are also updates very often that include new things and fix bugs. This game is also free. The only things that you miss out on by not paying are rarer cosmetic items and weapons with kill counters. You can still get everything else. If you are free to play and have generous friends, it is possible to get these things anyway.You should definitely get this.'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198151910904', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198151910904', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted April 22.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252950', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'very good'}]}
{'user_id': 'H1DD3NT3RR0R', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/H1DD3NT3RR0R', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 10, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '240', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Therez suttin' ta be holla'd fo' dis game, n' by extension dis entire series. Put ya mutha♥♥♥♥in choppers up if ya feel dis! It aint nuthin but a game thatz part of tha oldschool breed dat has survived tha decade n' has mostly retained its visceral, gunfighter esque, snappy gameplay wit a underlyin competitve element dat forces tha playa ta outthink hos opponent first n' outreact themt ta a lesser degree. Everyone be a crewplayer, n' if you not, tha magic of dis game is dat it forces you to, fo' a lack of mo' betta lyrics, git phat at it, n' cuz of dat it propels tha user ta try n' stand toe ta toe wit veterans n' freshly smoked up blood alike on a almost punishingly level ground. Y'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, mutha♥♥♥♥a! Counter Strike Source is by far da most thugged-out ghettofab varaint of tha Counter Strike series, fo' tha phat reason dat past tha core elementz of tha game from rescuin hostages ta defusin (or planting) bombs, there be a much mo' user pimped content dat dis game owes its engine like a mutha♥♥♥♥a. This game be a must have, cuz if not fo' tha forever relevent competitizzle scene, itz fo' tha bhop maps, zombie escapes, jail breaks, mini games, n' fo' tha mobilitizzle ta git a game wit hthe Source Engine SDK.It aint nuthin but not a game dat has aethestically kept wit time yo, but its forumla has, n' I bet dat it will outlive even tha juggernautz of tha younger Call of Duty n' Battlefield titles. This be a game of not reqardin tha playa wit trinkets like ♥♥♥♥in freshly smoked up glocks or freshly smoked up faces ta wear yo, but of self satisfaction of whoopin up a entire enemy crew up in a cold-♥♥♥ lil clutch move n' brangin down tha hurt wit a well gots AWP. That runs deep, n' dis game aint NEVER gonna make you forget dat tha only thang seperatin you from acin wit a Deagle n' viewin yo' crew fro ma spectators seat is yo' own skill. ORIGINAL REVIEW BY FlyAwayNow http://steamcommunity.com//id/FlyAwayNow/"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited February 27, 2014.', 'item_id': '105600', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "To commemorate tha beta of Steam Reviews, it only make sense dat I finally write a recommendation fo' a game dat has been close ta mah ♥♥♥ since tha dizzle I was first introduced ta it: Terraria.Terraria has proven ta be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of funk ta play, n' has been one of mah freshest vizzle game time sinks up in recent mutha♥♥♥♥in years cuz of dat ♥♥♥♥. Between lenient system requirements, a solid (albeit imbalanced, at times) combat system, a funky-♥♥♥ broad permittizzle fo' exploration n' a wide selection of buildin decor, itz tha type of game dat strikes me as havin suttin' fo' everyone. Which is good, when you consider dat it also has multiplayer n' ♥♥♥♥. Even mo' betta when you git ta tha late game, which has a wide array of weapons, armors n' tools ta allow fo' a wide variety of specializations.Buildin n' exploration is phat points up in favor of tha game yo, but tha gameplay mechanics is suttin' I'd like ta single up fo' praise. For a 2D game, its combat system has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of spectacle, n' like thatz part of why I find it so charmin yo. Hurtin enemies--even dem playas whoz ♥♥♥ is vastly inferior ta you--feels good. Y'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, mutha♥♥♥♥a! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! It aint nuthin but satisfyin ta hear tha hit sound on tha mo' squishy enemies, n' peep dem explode tha ♥♥♥♥ into fine lil chunks when they take a thugged-out dirt nap. Ground movement could be mo' betta yo, but certain late game ♥♥♥♥ hit you wit tha mobilitizzle ta dash n' fly, which straight-up expand how tha ♥♥♥♥ you can explore n' fight fo' realz. And wit a wide selection of weapons, every last mutha♥♥♥♥in playa is bound ta find a rosta of tools, spells n' fish-related artillery dat fits they playstyle.Da game aint without flaws, mind yo thugged-out ♥♥♥. With tha gamez update history, tha launch endgame now vastly differs from dat of tha current one. This has hustled ta some balizzle n' progression issues, da most thugged-out glarin of which bein how tha ♥♥♥♥ sluggish tha early game feels. Well shiiiit, it worries me dat tha start of tha game might dissuade some playas from playing, when they might ludd what tha ♥♥♥♥ tha late game has ta offer n' ♥♥♥♥. Da game also has a wack g-thang of recyclin mob AI wit reskins, though dis be averted by adjustin certain parametas n' givin dem unique abilitizzles ta hide tha fact. Even though I have mo' ta say bout tha shortcomings, there be a just too much phat up in tha game ta stay mad bout what tha ♥♥♥♥ effectively boils down ta nitpicking.Plus, it has hats fo' realz. Any game dat has a selection of basebizzle caps gets brownie points.Watch some trailers. Read some other props. If dis be lookin like suttin' you'd be interested in, then take it from me: give Terraria a cold-♥♥♥ lil chance. Da game occasionally goes on sale fo' 75% off, so pick up a gangbangin' four pack fo' yo ♥♥♥ n' three playas. If I be wrong, then I cost you a meal at Subway--not subliminal advertising--and I be sorry as a mutha♥♥♥♥a bout dat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t. But if I be right, then it'll be well worth tha price. We sposed ta ♥♥♥♥in pay $60 these minutes fo' a gangbangin' fulfillin gamin experience. This is one that'll run you $10, at most. ORIGINAL REVIEW BY [R] SparkeeLecaro http://steamcommunity.com//id/sparkeelecaro/"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 25, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '204300', 'helpful': '3 of 7 people (43%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Awesomenauts... one of the best Indie MOBAs I've EVER and I mean EVER played! Not only the graphics, even though 2D they are polished and very nice. The wide range of playeble characters (called Nauts), there is a Naut to suit Anyone. Awesomenauts is basically 2D Dota, Basically. With the Nice cartoon like graphics and a massive online community where you can share ideas for the devs to look at and discuss, share Naut build and since it is a indie game, the developers actually READ the suggestions and therefore making the game a better experience for everyone! I give Aweosmenauts a good 9/10 for the very polished Indie MOBA :DDD"}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 11, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited June 11, 2014.', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'In dis game yo ♥♥♥ be a Terrorist or elite Counter-Terrorist whoz ♥♥♥ has never fired a glock up in they game before a round starts, n\' you can put dat on yo\' toast. Yo ♥♥♥ must help yo\' character learn how tha ♥♥♥♥ ta control they glocks while cappin\' enemies. Put ya mutha♥♥♥♥in choppers up if ya feel dis! Right back up in yo mutha♥♥♥♥in ♥♥♥. Strangely, each character has tha mysterious juice ta fire one or two shots without wack recoil by straight-up briefly jerkin up in tha opposite direction they is movin in. I aint talkin\' bout chicken n\' gravy ♥♥♥♥♥♥. When yo\' character wears a Kevlar vest, every last mutha♥♥♥♥in part of yo\' character, except tha head, is made outta steel. Therefore, tha only way ta quickly bust a cap up in playas is ta blast dem up in tha head. Y\'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, mutha♥♥♥♥a! This can be buggin at first yo, but yo big-♥♥♥ booty is ghon soon git used ta blastin a lil\' small-♥♥♥ smudge of pixels on top of a cold-♥♥♥ lil characterz body. Da Goddess of Guns can materialize glocks up in yo\' characterz handz all dem secondz before a round starts, n\' you can put dat on yo\' toast. But ♥♥♥♥ dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat yo\' character must pay fo\' tha guns, which have vastly overinflated prices. When you have tha right amount of scrilla, tha Goddess will flash a menu up in yo\' characterz eyes, allowin dem ta select tha glocks they want. Mo\' advanced playas can make glocks materialize outta thin air wit they mind as long as they have tha right amount of scrilla.Maps is often bout evil terrorists tryin ta take a thugged-out dump on deserted places. Vandalizzle be a straight-up straight-up crime up in tha Counter-Strike series, so elite Counter-Terrorists is deployed ta stop em. Unfortunately fo\' tha Terrorists, they is dumb n\' only packed one bomb. But ♥♥♥♥ dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Counter-Terrorists do not know how tha ♥♥♥♥ ta pick up a thugged-out dropped bomb, so tha Terrorists can still pick it up afta it is dropped by a gangbangin\' fallen playa.In some maps, tha terrorists have kidnapped a janitor n\' low-level desk jockey up in a funky-♥♥♥ building. Da Counter-Terrorists done been deployed ta save one, not both, of tha hostages. In reality, dis is just a thinly-veiled excuse fo\' tha CTs ta cappin\' tha Terrorists while pumpin roundz tha ♥♥♥♥ into tha invincible hostages. One weird thang bout hostage maps is dat you can purchase a "Hostage Rescue Kit", which somehow make gives you tha mobilitizzle ta put a grown playa on yo\' shouldaz up in a second. Y\'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, mutha♥♥♥♥a! Perhaps it aint nuthin but a spell scroll dat allows hostages ta hover ta yo\' characterz shoulders. Overall, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive be a surprisingly solid game bout playas wit da most thugged-out ♥♥♥♥♥♥ glock handlin abilitizzles eva peeped on Earth. Even though yo\' charactas have tha aimin abilitizzlez of one of mah thugs wit Parkinsons Disease, you have nuff tactical options dat make tha game straight-up funk n\' dynamic. It aint nuthin but worth pickin up.ORIGINAL REVIEW BY DUNCAN DONUTS http://steamcommunity.com/id/teflon1'}, {'funny': '3 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 4, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "RUBBISH GAME! DO NOT PLAY, EVEN IF IT IS FREE!ABSOLUTE, UTTER ♥♥♥♥♥!I DINNAE KNOW WHY YOU WOULD PLAY THIS GAME, WHEN IT'S ESSENTIALLY JUSTAN UNREAL TOURNAMENT-ESQUE GAME, WITH ALL THE FUN SPEED REMOVED, ANDARBITRARY LIMITATIONS PLACED ON VISUAL CUSTOMISATION AND WEAPONS."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited June 18, 2014.', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '1 of 5 people (20%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Extremely TOXIC (horrible) "community", da most thugged-out ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I\'ve peeped up in any game, EVER! Yes, worse than tha oldschool Ghetto of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥znit Barrens chat son! I\'ve now played mo\' than 64 matches total & also completed every last mutha♥♥♥♥in single hustlin mission n\' I\'ve witnessed not just tha other crew but even crewmates comin\' at eachother & mah dirty ♥♥♥ verbally before tha pimp selection even starts multiple times. I couldn\'t give a ♥♥♥♥in shiznit if tha other crew trash talks sometimes yo, but up in a game where crewwork n\' communication be a key ta ballin itz detrimenstrual fo\' playas on tha same crew whoz ♥♥♥ don\'t even know eachother ta abuse eachother fo\' no reason. I aint talkin\' bout chicken n\' gravy ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I don\'t even have enough "reports" left fo\' dis week, fo\'sho, they allot you a lil\' small-♥♥♥ number of times you can report playas per week fo\' bein punk ♥♥♥ or detrimenstrual ta yo\' crew, when up in fact you need nuff mo\' ta report all tha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ playas playin dis game.GOOD LUCK if you want phat communication n\' crewmork, tha majoritizzle of tha time yo big-♥♥♥ booty is ghon be matched wit playas whoz ♥♥♥ won\'t rap properly up in chat or won\'t work as a crew, you gonna gotta end up soloin every last mutha♥♥♥♥in match since yo\' crewmates is ghon be "feeding" enemy heroes or off bustin whoz ♥♥♥ knows what tha ♥♥♥♥ unless you have yo\' own jam of playaz up in yo\' faaaaaace!If you aint gots any playaz quein fo\' matches wit you I suggest never pickin a support since you gonna NEED ta be soloin 1 vs 5, which is unfair as it is. But tha problems don\'t end there, since yo ♥♥♥ is bustin all tha work yo\' "teammates" will EXPECT you ta win tha game fo\' them, n\' if you take a thugged-out dirtnap they will verbally abuse you & report you or up in fact they might do it anyway just fo\' funk at yo\' expense!If you only chizzle up in tha options ta ♥♥♥♥ wit Gangsta playas, don\'t be surprised if noone on yo\' randomly selected crew but you speaks Gangsta!, instead it is ghon be Spanish, Turkish, Chinese, Russian & mo\' biaaatch! They may even know Gangsta but just chizzle not ta drop a rhyme it, all tha while trash rappin\' you up in they own natizzle language.Many times if you rap r crewmates which lane yo ♥♥♥ is takin before tha match starts n\' select it on tha map they will insist minutes afta tha match has started dat instead you do what tha ♥♥♥♥ THEY want, fo\' example they want you ta put a low on mana SUPPORT pimp by themself up in tha MIDDLE LANE.If you eva notice yo\' crewmates ignorin tha chat or bustin thangs together dat may or may not be detrimenstrual ta ballin tha match itz cuz tha majoritizzle of tha time yo big-♥♥♥ booty is ghon be matched wit playas whoz ♥♥♥ know eachother up in real game n\' will only rap wit eachother OUTSIDE of tha game, whether by up in person, or voice communication software, instead of communicatin wit you as well inside tha game, so you gonna git NO IDEA what tha ♥♥♥♥ they is planning.Also, fo\' tha freshly smoked up playas readin dis review, do not expect ANY help fo\' ANYTHING, like askin fo\' lyrics or how tha ♥♥♥♥ ta do suttin\' from tha playas yo ♥♥♥ is playin with, as you WILL be verbally played & reported (which is suttin\' dat seems ta happen often up in dis game whether yo ♥♥♥ is freshly smoked up or not) instead just fo\' bein a freshly smoked up playa or any other wack reason, so I suggest bustin ALL tha hustlin missions before you do any real random matchmaking.All dat bein holla\'d I do recommend (not highly) dis game afta all if yo ♥♥♥ is playin it wit a crew of playaz & you ludd a highly competitizzle Multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) aka real-time game (ARTS) game or you simply wanna use its steam market.ORIGINAL REVEIW BY Am❤ http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198099901747'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198115115631', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198115115631', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I could tell you now that this is one of the greatest games that i have played i hope more stuff get added etc. but i hope they add a system where you can like vote to create a hero but it sent to them then it gets cut down so its a fair hero and all that stuff that would be great. :) <3 ~ "Remember you do something wrong you\'ll get punished" ~ Saaki'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198071175142', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071175142', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 10, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'too many pinoy in asia server'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 7, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '271590', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great Multiplayer Game :D'}]}
{'user_id': 't8s', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/t8s', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '360870', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This game is amazing, I recommend this game to anyone who plays Tic-Tac-Toe at school and always loses. This game doesn't only provide fun, It also gives the knowledge that I needed to become a Professional Tic-Tac-Toe player. I recommend.10/10 -IGN."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted May 2, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'CS:GO is an amazing game, 10/10 I recommend it too anyone who is thinking about buying it.'}]}
{'user_id': 'pikawuu2', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/pikawuu2', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 12.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 15.', 'item_id': '230410', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I have nearly 2k hours played and I've spent nearly 2 years of my life playing, truly a monument of an f2p game but I'm a salty fagggot so what do I know?Terrible game, give me Excal p.9/111 rate = loose your Ordis prvilage"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 15, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '12900', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'BEST GAYM'}]}
{'user_id': 'Sammeh00', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sammeh00', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 4, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '301520', 'helpful': '0 of 3 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': ' <3 This Game! I Love this game so much, its such an action packed game with loads of adventure and depth, I have come across many different vehicles such as walkers, flyers, cars, and even hybrids (A special vehicle with a mix of two different objects E.g: A plane with legs or a hover with wheels). Great game overall, cant wait for the future updates to see what else FreeJam has up their sleevs. Overall, this game is definately worth that little bit of space on your computer.'}]}
{'user_id': 'Michaelele', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Michaelele', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 7, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '6060', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Really fun game, played it mulipletimes and never got bored'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great game and amazing graphics. Get this game or you will be a scrub forever'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 21, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '107410', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great game, i got it s little while ago and it is briliant. hopefully they lower the game price'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 16, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Great game for people that like zombie survival MMO's. I also enjoy the derpiness of the players"}]}
{'user_id': '76561198045754869', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045754869', 'reviews': [{'funny': '3 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted August 7, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '335670', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game will make you feel things'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198076098774', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198076098774', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 2, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '215080', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Good'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198103253374', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198103253374', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 24, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'one hell of a fun game...'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198048417105', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198048417105', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 28, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '271590', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'after waiting a long time after the console launch over a year im glad to say they got the game right. The story is a little bit short but gta online makes up for that. The game runs and looks great so i would recommend this game for sure.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 27, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game is great fun!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 13.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '244160', 'helpful': '4 of 7 people (57%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'great graphics easy to run does not take away from the original game'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 14.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '270880', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'great game the attention to detail is amazing which we expect from scs. The game will always be getting better with new updates'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198090842891', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198090842891', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 16, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '8190', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Best Game Ever createdwhy?:-Grappling Hook-Unlimited Parachute-Massive Map-Many Vehicles-SPLOSIONS!!!!10/10 Get this game'}]}
{'user_id': '76561198055767971', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198055767971', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 10, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '247730', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Nether is a terrrible game. the graphics are lower than advertised, there a low amount of servers especially im my area (Australia). making it hard to play with the lag. The game is glitchy i found myself in the air at one point only to fall from the sky and die, vendors bug out and close conversation and no one play this game anymore. I regret bying this game as i bought the gold edition ( which is 20 usd more ) and i wish i could have a refund'}]}