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{'user_id': 'TheTim', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheTim', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 4, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '229580', 'helpful': '1 of 9 people (11%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Crap'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Theusmellthis', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Theusmellthis', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 14, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '261640', 'helpful': '0 of 13 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'great game but many bugs but it just came out so its expected'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted May 9.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '413150', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great game many hours of fun had many more to be had'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 25, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '322330', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Needs more addons'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 6, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '219740', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This Game Is Awesome You Should Denfintly Buy It'}]}
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{'user_id': 'thevalleykids', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/thevalleykids', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 13.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '416210', 'helpful': '7 of 9 people (78%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Awesome little game, not alot of content right now but looking forward to seein g where it goes. Only gripe with it is the inability to see the buildings etc inside a tower you've built"}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted December 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '222880', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is honestly the best tactical shooter i have ever played.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited January 27.', 'item_id': '244930', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Amazing game! Plenty of content updates, large maps and fluid controls. Love it!Update: Glad that it's finally launched into open beta, cant wait for everyone to get to try it out!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 21.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '433850', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Awesome game but after todays update it stutters worse than steven hawking runs'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 31, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '295110', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "The alpha of H1Z1 was off to a very rocky start, the game was absolutely riddled with bugs rendering it almost unplayable, and to make it worse we found out that while SOE had said that the only buyable objects would be cosmetic, we later found out that this was not the case. Every person on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ server with a couple of bucks to spare was calling in an air drop, giving them guns, tools and food, so that they would have a major advantage over the competition. But luckily those days are far behind us, thanks to one of the best alpha development teams I have ever experienced. They listen to what everyone in the community says, most bugs are fixed within a day of them being reported, and the rest they choose to keep working on, full bore, until they are fixed. And I must say, thank god they fixed the air drops. Air drops are now easily able to be seen by whoever is in your corner of the map, the range in which they are dropped is far greater, meaning that as opposed to you buy an air drop and you get it, you are instead having to compete with a barrage of other players for your prize, and finally the drop rate of things like guns and other weapons in an air drop has been dramatically reduced, so that they won’t set you to far ahead of the competition. This has all helped to turn the game into a far more playable and enjoyable alpha.If you want to get an idea of what the game might be like then just picture this, Day Z, but made by a far greater team, with superior skill and coding knowledge, who will in turn choose to listen to what their players ask for and fix every bug that crops up. This game is how Day Z should have been, The forest could have been and rust will never be.I must put this out there, this game is the most fun that I have ever had in an alpha, or even a beta for that matter, and I am putting that down to the wonderful team of devs behind it.The animations, though only in alpha, are beautiful and fluid. There is a smooth transaction between different actions, and a polished look to them, normally only seen in finished games. The graphics, while not that bad, could definitely use some texture updates before the final release of the game as they are currently looking a few years behind schedule, but that is only expected in an alpha, and finally I must just put it out there to all you gaming bullet fans, that this is currently the most polished and enjoyable alpha on the steam market, and thanks to some beautiful optimization, it is playable on most average systems. But never fear, if you are currently strapped for cash but wish you could still play the game it will be free to play to the general public upon final release.One thing that I have currently forgotten to mention is the beautiful design of the games ai. Zombies are as dumb as they should be, and not much of a problem alone, but are attracted to things such as sound, meaning if you fire a gun at the wrong moment you could have a pack of as large as fifty zombies hunting you down at once, which can cause quite a problem. The way they have designed and built this ai really impressed me, they act exactly as you would imagine a zombie should, dumb and only a problem in numbers, and this ai design has carried over to other creatures found in the game world, from skittish deers, to ferocious wolves, ready to attack anything in their sight, and terrifying bears, who once locked onto you are probably some of the most dangerous creatures in the game.The combat in this game has been beautifully designed. The actions are smooth, and you are actually able to feel the power as you send a fist flying into a zombie's head, as they send a hand back, flying towards you. The weapons, while in most cases rare, are very powerful, and will give you a huge advantage over the competition. While items such as combat knives and machetes will give you the upper hand in close quarters combat, a bullet from any of the guns can be absolutely devastating, but remember that a gunshot can be heard miles away, so be careful not to attract the horde, or worse another human hungry for your blood.So have I enjoyed H1Z1? In the two short weeks this game has been out it has come so very far. From the buggy pay to win mess it once was, to the beautifully polished and enjoyable alpha it is today I must say that it is hands down the most enjoyable alpha, or even beta, that I have ever played. It has been twenty dollars well spent, and all thanks to the amazing team of helpful and responsive devs creating it. I would strongly advise any of you zombie or survival fans out there to give this work of art a try, and all that I am left to say is that I can honestly not wait for the next big update, and eventually the final release of the game. SOE you have really outdone yourself this time.Check out more reviews and previews at gamingbullet.com"}, {'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 24.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '299740', 'helpful': '3 of 12 people (25%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Unplayable at minimum or even recommended specs (playing on low)'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted July 22, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '227940', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Amazing f2p shooter!'}]}
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{'user_id': 'heyykids', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/heyykids', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 27, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '313340', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "One of the best game's i have ever played A++ better then most AAA titles So much you can do"}]}
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{'user_id': 'TheyCallMeDaRrk', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheyCallMeDaRrk', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'git gud'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '237930', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'mmm that soundtrack.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 16, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '24740', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '"Come on down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty"'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 21, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '15750', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game brings back soooo many memories, it is one of my favourite games in the Oddworld universe and is still amazingly fun to play after so long! I strongly reccomend this game!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 13, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited February 28.', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "I am gonna say that this is a really ♥♥♥♥ game, but it isn't so much the game as much as the community. The people are toxic and the game may as well be a Sodium mine because they are all salty as ♥♥♥♥. The only thing I like about this game is destroying a fleet of people with an AWP.EDIT: Please leave me be, GabeN. First TF2 sucks me in, now this."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '8870', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I can not reccomend this game enough to those who can get involved in a story and/or who simply like the shoot-em-up style of gameplay with a smidge of tactitioning (The Vigors etc.)Honestly, I had some expectations going into this due to the tremendous hype around it, but I can safely say that the hype was not ill-placed as the story is immensely interesting and gameplay is all-round smooth as can be.(Basically, if you like stories, you're gonna love this)Also, on a side-note, the DLC for this game is the first DLC for any game that I have actually considered worth the investment having completed it.There is endless possibilities for this universe and that is exciting."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted May 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '317710', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '10/10 would get a seizure again'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 17, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited May 29, 2015.', 'item_id': '216250', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'no i dont recommend this "gaem"'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198009005804', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198009005804', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 23, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '248820', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'An excellent indie game that satisfies gamers who are after a bit more of a challenge than what is offered by most modern triple A games. The unlockable characters support different play styles giving this game even more replayability.'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198122884898', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198122884898', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 8, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i love tf2'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '238430', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i love it'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '233720', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i love this game you should play it'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198122884898', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198122884898', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 8, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i love tf2'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '238430', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i love it'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '233720', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i love this game you should play it'}]}
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{'user_id': 'the_horseman', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/the_horseman', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '211420', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "one of the best action RPG's i've ever played, yeah sure it has its problems, a bad port, bad controls etc.. but with the help of modders you can enjoy an excellent and inmersive story"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 17.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Valve fu*ked up'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '205100', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Es uno de los mejores juegos de sigilo que he jugado y vale la pena sobre todo porque te permite utilizar múltiples gadgets y poderes para acercarte a tu enemigo lo que mas me encanto fue que lo puedes terminar sin matar a nadie y las expansiones donde vemos la historia de Daud valen la pena'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 31, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '239450', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'do you want to play a game without a plot, boring multiplayer and brainless shooter aspects? this "game" is one of the worst i\'ve ever played and i don\'t recommend it'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '283880', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Excelente juego, le hace un gran homenaje a la serie King's Quest, posee una gran trama y dialogo, la musica es tremendamente epica, el hecho de que sea un RPG de por si da para horas de diversion, aunque es un poco complicado al principio para acostumbrarse a los controles, pero de resto esta muy bueno y es free to play! nada se pierde por intentar jugarlo 8/10"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 24, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '17470', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'One of the best survival horror of our generation, this game lets you choose between awesome weapons, and the graphics are just stunning.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 17, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '47790', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Es un gran juego, destaco los graficos, la iluminacion y la jugabilidad'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Skirin200', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Skirin200', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 9, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited September 9, 2015.', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Cara jogo bom mas... se tu não gastar dinheiro nele vc vai ser visto como uma bosta... todos vão te zoar ou the chingar... mesmo se tu for bom eles vão the ignorar completamente... ou seja. Seja rico ou um demente'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited August 14, 2015.', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '... bom pa poha ...... so good ...'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198125983083', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198125983083', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 26, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'es uno de los mejores juegos que e jugado que sea de guerra, estrategia, en equipo etc, es un juego muy entretenido, sin dudar me gusto pero mucho mucho :Despero que el que este leeyendo esto disfrute del juego que le guste y eso nada maschau ^^'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted November 11, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '1250', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'O EL JUEGO QL BUENO WN! OH COMPRATE ETA WEA Y JUEGALO CTM Y SI YA LO TIENES JUEGALO NO MA PO WN C:'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198068667319', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198068667319', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 29, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '220160', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is fun and frustrating at the same time. It has made for some great times I highly recomend it.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'code_maikel', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/code_maikel', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 29, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '233740', 'helpful': '4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great Retro.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 19, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I like.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I like.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '200210', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Good.'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198077113035', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198077113035', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 23, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '209650', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Bloody tops m8'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '202970', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I bought the delux edition and i dont know how to get the sound track does anyone know how????P.S Great game!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 8, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '550', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I love this game its awsame but still no aiming pick it up valve'}]}
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{'user_id': 'thomi6108', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/thomi6108', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 16.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '368340', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'An awesome game that I see plenty of potential in. Right now this game is already amazing and I look forward to what they do with the game in the future.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 16.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited May 16.', 'item_id': '391540', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "From playing this game from start to end I have to say that this game was truly worth my time. I don't think that I will find a game that truly makes me feel the same way that Undertale did for a long time. So if you have enough money I would recommend buying it. It's worth your time and I also recommend going into the game without knowing a thing about it."}]}
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{'user_id': 'ryhtb4k3iwtgpiw3hq4', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/ryhtb4k3iwtgpiw3hq4', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 3, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is great, yes. I like this game. Play it and die!'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Thrasharrl', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Thrasharrl', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '233250', 'helpful': '3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Made a planet explode with a giant space laser.10/10 This game is so much fun.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '207140', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'A really fast paced platformer. It has amazing mechanics and level design. A really fun game to play by your self and with friends10/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '212680', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "FTL, is an amazing game but there is just one catch, you die. I'll thell you a story there i was floating in a glorious nebula (looking at the wonderful site) and then i move on sector, i'm the boarded by robots which then proceed to kill mot of my crew members (leaving 2 out of 5 alive), they then go and destroy my oxygen system thus suffocating the rest of my crew.you will die quite a lot, but it is amazing.100/10"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 1, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "A very fun zombie survival game and is worth playing, but it is better to play it in multiplayer as opposed to single player. Has it's ups and downs.9.5/10"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 17, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This an amazing game, but can be very stressful at times. When you start to play this game it is very difficult but after the first 20 hours or so, you start to get better at the game and you might even continue playing it for many more hours. The graphic quality is beautiful, gameplay is smooth.The only down side i can think of is it is a damanding game, but other than that over all amazing, it is worth downloading.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 7, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '211820', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Starbound is amazing and it is worth spending the money for it.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'thrillder', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/thrillder', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 14, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Just go onto the internet and 'play' a case opening simulator.It will save you a lot of time and money.Lots of money."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '218620', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "There are enough things to steal that after awhile you don't even care about money anymore.8.73/10 Would steal again."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 14, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '219150', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Hotline Miami is a game where you kill people.You kill a lot of people.The amount is absurd actually.Just because a voice on a phone told you to do it.You smart, smart person.Australian Government/10 would ban this and sequel again.'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 11, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '233130', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I-It's not like I like this game or anything b-baka!The game for weeaboos.You got swords and you got demons.Like.That's pretty much the plot.Have fun. You absolute ♥♥♥♥ing weeaboo.9/10 Would anime the ♥♥♥♥ out again."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 25, 2013.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited June 27, 2014.', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Team Fortress 2, a game where you run around and shoot people and- oh wait no. This is a game about hats as well. Don't get me wrong it's about shooting people, but more about hats.Little kid getting scammed/10 would wear again."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 11, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '265630', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Not enough Pass the Whiskey jokes8/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 6, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 14, 2015.', 'item_id': '72850', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'After awhile you just tend to spend more time modding the game than actually playing.10/10 would mod again'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Thisisareallylongurladdress', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Thisisareallylongurladdress', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 8, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '356670', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I'm so startled.9/10 needs more ghosts"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 24, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '42910', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Herba flerpa, derp derp heby glerb shrubbery, flerp derp huffa gurb!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 5, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221100', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Beat some guy with a shovel, handcuffed him, bandaged him so he wouldnt bleed out and gave him the book "The Raven" to read as he roamed the countryside. 10/10 would beat again.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 20, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '248820', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'You like roguelikes? You like challenges? You like being killed by a giant ♥♥♥♥ing worm made of fire? Buy this game.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 15, 2012.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'You play it, you play it and you like it. You have no choice in the matter, your concerns mean nothing. All you have to do, is play this game.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'OfficialVinyldash', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/OfficialVinyldash', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 21, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '265630', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'passed the whiskey 11/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '219700', 'helpful': '2 of 4 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Doge of War Online10/10 "Such wow"'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 15, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '244850', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'aeou'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 20, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '235400', 'helpful': '1 of 7 people (14%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'if you get passed the social network stuff its a pretty good casual rpg strategy game.'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 22.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Before I played:＼＼ ＿\u3000\u3000 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) \u3000\u3000\u3000 <\u3000⌒ヽ \u3000\u3000\u3000/ \u3000 へ＼ \u3000\u3000 /\u3000\u3000/\u3000＼＼ \u3000\u3000 ﾚ\u3000ノ\u3000\u3000 ヽ_つ \u3000\u3000/\u3000/ \u3000 /\u3000/| \u3000(\u3000(ヽ \u3000|\u3000|、＼\u3000| 丿 ＼ ⌒)\u3000| |\u3000\u3000) /`ノ )\u3000\u3000LﾉAfter I played:／ﾌﾌ \u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000 \u3000ム｀ヽ / ノ) \u3000）\u3000ヽ / ｜\u3000\u3000( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ /\u3000ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく\u3000 ＼\u3000／ 丶＿ ノ ｡\u3000\u3000 ノ､\u3000｡|/ \u3000\u3000 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ \u3000\u3000\u3000 丶 ￣ _人'彡)"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 26.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4720', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "It's Alright."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '94400', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Nidhogg is about a group of man eating pineapples'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 10, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '241540', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I bought this game while is on sale and i must say it is pretty awesome!'}]}
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{'user_id': 'FuriousTheMonkeyBoy', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/FuriousTheMonkeyBoy', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 27, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '33930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Highly realistic gamelplay, with huge scope. Mastering the controls make take time, but is truly worth it, simply because nothing beats dropping in a tank behind your enemies from 5000 feet...'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 24, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '1250', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Awesome as ♥♥♥♥, if you want some intense shooting, look no further!'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Chezburgar7300', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Chezburgar7300', 'reviews': [{'funny': '20 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 5, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '359050', 'helpful': '17 of 22 people (77%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Good lord, the abundance of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s in this game scares me.Whether you're looking for a brown sausage, an albino ferret or your average joe, 40 year old springroll, this game has it. The soundtrack is straight from an 80's action. So much so that I may as well call the dads in this game; The Sperminator(s). Come to think of it, this game disturbs me. There's a mode where you change your dad (at will) and stretch your arm into the groin-al abyss in the effort of grabbing his meat cigar as if you've been longing for it to go with your burgundy linen and scotch. The future of gaming has been erected in this masterpiece, and it is pointing up! Get your custard launchers into your comfy spot, and buy this assortment of wedding-tackle!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 31.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '208650', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Picked this up for ~$17 on ♥♥♥ and do not regret my purchase. I've had, for the most part, favourable performance with my potato machine getting ~30fps (constant - apart from clunky driving performance).All technicalities aside, the story is the strongest of the Arkham Series so far with an incredible main villian (who is not shown in any of the trailers). The gameplay, when it works, feels about the same if not a bit more fluid than the last games. The world is bigger than Arkham City and is much more interesting when coupled with the beautiful destruction effects from the Batmobile, which iteself is beautiful. The game's predominant downfall (performace aside) is it's constant reliance on the batmobile and vehicular combat. It can get pretty repetitive and would have been much more enjoyable in a smaller dose. If you can get this for $20, I'd highly recommend this game."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 7, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '220200', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I doubt I'll ever see my family again..."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 26, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'You can exit the game in two clicks... 8/8 - IGN'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 14, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '259080', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'One word: Chaos.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 9, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '42910', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "While playing this game I had the most fun that I've had playing games for about a year. I love to be able to mix the elements that you can shoot and the multiple results they can make. This game also has a twisted sense of humour, which I like. I haven't any bugs yet, but I'm still playing. I recommend this highly!!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 13, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '214190', 'helpful': '8 of 38 people (21%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Good game, but literally full of 7 year olds who you can't mute."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 6, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '242920', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': ">start new game>this is gonna be good>18 people? no worries>start to die of starvation>crap>down to 3 people>1 girl left>child is born>is boy>uh oh>survive winter on no food>baby girl is born>ey!>boy and girl birth boy>GoT?What can I say about this game? It's alright. A lot of people die. You can survive on incest if things start to turn south."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 14, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '8190', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'To advance in the (not so good, but who cares?) story, you have to blow things up ad decapitate statues... Good game? I think so.'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561197998402311', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197998402311', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 23.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '213670', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '.'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198087966210', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198087966210', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'great love it in morning after your pisted ♥♥♥♥ing oaf its great cya boy gstar rhymes boy'}]}
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{'user_id': 'tanryanrachmat', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tanryanrachmat', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 26, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '#1 fps'}]}
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{'user_id': 'tigerout', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tigerout', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted August 30, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221100', 'helpful': '5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Please just play Arma 3 Breaking Point, your sanity will thank me.'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198083174273', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198083174273', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 5, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '99900', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Fun, pastime game.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Mutivate', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mutivate', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 17, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '620', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '10/10 would bang again'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198042649425', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042649425', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 3, 2013.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited December 3, 2013.', 'item_id': '48000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Overall a great game,The sound effects are chillingThe art is beautifulAnd the puzzles are challengingLimbo is nothing short of a masterpiece'}]}
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{'user_id': 'IkillNoobs1000x', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/IkillNoobs1000x', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '295270', 'helpful': '6 of 12 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Played FM14 before, and will gladly stick to 14. Longshots and headers dominate in this edition, with possession-based tactics falling by the wearside to be replaced by route-one and direct stuff. The match engine is ridiculously inaccurate, and keepers are as good as an u12 sunday league keeper. Wish I never spent full retail price on FM15, hopefully patches balance it out'}]}
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{'user_id': 'WatchAnimeEveryDay', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/WatchAnimeEveryDay', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 30, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited July 3, 2015.', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Csgo is so fun i really enjoy it!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 3, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '230410', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'This game is so fun but now with the new ♥♥♥♥♥♥ update 90% of the people are stuck on the "Checking For Update..." screen and can\'t play at all and when i close warframe steam still says i\'m playing warframe when i CLEARLY CLOSED IT! Look i really love this game but i can\'t play it now not because of a virus, troll or glitch but because of teh loading screen! Liek if u cri efy tim ;( 1 liek = 1 les peeple cri!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'BRING BACK THE OLD UPDATE:For some reason i can\'t see the "Host" or "Host Server" button anymore i really want to host a server for my friends and have done the methods correctly but i can\'t host it cause there\'s no button :|This game is super fun but i just want to make my own server!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 4, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '248570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game like wow i love with game more then i am with the coco! I got this for the low low, IT"S FREE!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 10, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'LOVE IT i have been whating for this game for 9 whole YEARS! And IT WAS WORTH IT ^.^'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 8, 2013.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 11, 2015.', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This game is super fun ur mainly playing as 9 classes and each on has there special gameplay you prett y much have to master each class for each oppertunities! if ur a true fan then read the comic books there amazing, buy hats for ur fancy characters and buy souveniers from tf2 like posters, mugs and a toy sandvich (sandwitch)! THIS GAME IS SO SICK I'M SO ADDICTED!"}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198111408860', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198111408860', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted December 14, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is an amazing game even though im not that great at it i have fun and i strive to become better at it'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198062267241', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198062267241', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted October 28, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '405170', 'helpful': '4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Worth the 2 dollars if you really like Back to the Future.'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted December 16, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '298520', 'helpful': '4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'got it for free and enjoy it alot. bit weird but love it.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 9, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '211820', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game is in early access but buy it now because its a great game. it has the trill of an mmo the terrain of terraria and the mechanics to back it up. the game is worth the money,'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 9, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '49520', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '4 hunters, trillions of weapons, one goal.Do you like guns? who am i kidding of corse you do. if you want action on a new scale then buy this game.1 man, one game, $50.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 7, 2012.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game is cheap and fun. i reccomend you buy it.'}, {'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted February 12.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '441600', 'helpful': '19 of 41 people (46%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'got it for free. cant complain.'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited September 23, 2015.', 'item_id': '282140', 'helpful': '1 of 8 people (13%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I havent played alot of this game but im at the scary parts...its an amazing game in my opinion...it is even better than amnesia...i would describe it as pants messingly good'}, {'funny': '4 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted October 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '218620', 'helpful': '7 of 33 people (21%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is an amazing game that has brought me over 250 hours of enjoyment. I dont get why people are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about microtransactions. IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM DONT BUY THEM! Buy this game.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 4, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited May 3.', 'item_id': '383580', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I used to hate this game cause it was glitchy and confusing as hell.Although i have not played alot of this game i would say that you should give it a chance now.The developer is kind and i should have told them what i didnt like. But i didnt.Give the game a go if you think it looks interesting. I think you might just find a game you can play for a decent amount of time.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 4, 2012.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '55230', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game is full of ♥♥♥♥ , boobs and epic tanks so open you wallets and buy this game'}]}
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{'user_id': 'smokecoaleveryday', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/smokecoaleveryday', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 28, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '305620', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Beautiful game, it gave me chills, haha what a lame pun but it was stunning, the minimalism looks great :) I cant wait for more content'}]}
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{'user_id': 'timasaurus', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/timasaurus', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 21, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 10.', 'item_id': '25890', 'helpful': '5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': ' Hearts of Iron III is a Grand-Strategy game based in WW2 to the start of the cold war, to be more specific, 1936 - 1948, it was developed & Published by Paradox Interactive and personally is a spectacular Grand-Strategy.Hearts of Iron III (HOI3) is an educational, engaging and in-depth experience, it allows you to micro-manage every aspect of your military (Army, Aviation & Navy), politics, industry, espionage and more, however if you do not wish to be engulfed with all of these aspects, the AI can take over for you.HOI3 allows for countless do-overs and often answers the "What if?" questions comically or quite grimly, it has countless events that allow you to make choices about your nation, such as limiting parties or getting completly rid of a party and other events such as illegal acts.HOI3 also allows you to invade other countries though your military, yes, but also through your diplomacy and espionage, do you want to stop Nazi Germany from getting far at all? Then send it spies to ruin their party and make other parties more strong, however good luck with that. :)If you wish to have a friend to play with, you\'re able to do that, however be aware that the servers are not up anymore and you will be forced to host your own server through port-fowarding or using a program such as Hamachi, playing online is very interesting and is often more difficult due to the AI sometimes being very predictable.The game does suffer from bugs, game crashes and HUD bugs are very common and get worse the longer you play for one session. If the game does not even launch, it is often Steam or your system and a reinstall is very handy. Game crashes seem to get worse the longer you use a constant game copy, reinstalling this game every time crashes become common is a good idea and modding the game can also cause crashes, however I would reccomend the WW1 mod.I full-heartly reccomend this amazing game, with over 600 hours on Steam and much more off Steam, it helped me learn more in-depth about World War 2 and made me truly see the effects of the war. 9/10+Unique game with much replayability+ Extremly In-depth if you want it to be+ Able to attack a country through unique ways+ Great moding community with WW1 mods to game enhancing mods such as ICE- Bugs, often forcing a reinstall after a unknown period of time- No official servers'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 31, 2013.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited November 25, 2013.', 'item_id': '33930', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "An amazing game that I have sunk so many hours into, this game is the height of FPS and FPS-Strategy, this Military Simulator offers many modes, missions and it's own editor.Modes - The main modes are:Campaign - The main ARMA 2 campaign with additional DLC campaigns, you can also input player-made campaigns into this by pasting them into the folder.Missions - Random missions that can either be played in singleplayer with AI or multiplayer with some mates, the developers were so generous to include scripted missions to show off the potential of the editor, even the campaign was made with the editor!Editor - Probrally the best thing about the game, the in-game editor, a VERY simple layout of the map where you can plot units, vehicles, buildings, groups, etc and give them objectives, or if you're proficent, scripts. The editor utilizes everything about the game and is A LOT of fun, you can make huge battles, EVAC missions, training missions, anything you can think off!Gamemodes - There are a variety of gamemodes that're imputted into the game, the main one is CTI (Capture the Island), however, there are many player made ones, such as Takistani Life, Domination, Wasteland and many more.ARMA 2 OA is a amazing game offering a endless amount of possibities and is why I have sunk over 300 hours onto it, it is a great game and is so unique, unlike many FPS shooters these days... *cough* Call of Duty *cough* It's cheap, it's fun and if you can break through the learning curve, you'll LOVE this game! 10/10 - True game of the decade!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 18, 2012.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '7660', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "A great game that should have been more popular then it was.It had average graphics at the time, but the level of customasation and features is amazing, I had no idea games could be this good back in the 1990's.There are multiple maps and levels (go up to level 9) for every map, this game should not be underestimated, it has good voice acting and realistic damage system, exept for fire explosions.There are quite a few bugs that they simply coulden't have fixed due to finances, such as many graphic bugs (nothing to major), enemies and soldiers glitching on the battlefield which isn't too major depending on the severity of the bug.There are also a few bugs that are commonly known, but I don't think its nessesary to list 'em.I give the game a 8.5/10 for being a amazing game and having quite an early development time.I can't wait for the new X-com. X-com: Enemy Unkown :D"}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted August 13, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '270170', 'helpful': '1 of 8 people (13%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "A very interesting game which depicts depression very well, I feel the game is quite relatable and I often see myself thinking similar to the individual in the game.The game supports a suicide help service by donating donations to it and is quite an honorable thing to do, not only did they make the game a compelling and relatable experience, you can see they tried to make it as realistic as possible without going to far, I have only played one playthrough and felt very compelled and effected by the different choices and the outcome that would await me.If you suffer or have suffered from depression, I feel this would be a great experience due to its relatability and may help you make choices in regard to said depression, but be aware the game can be dark and can trigger. A compelling game which is relatable and realistic, with a modern touch, I feel it is a brilliant game with it's feautres, not every developer can make you tear up at a wall of text. :)"}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198088209407', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198088209407', 'reviews': [{'funny': '4 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted October 21, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '253430', 'helpful': '99 of 163 people (61%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Not very Good, Not many choices, but characters are funny. and they did a good job with the guns. and how the hell do you kil the DRAGONS!! So i give it a 4/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 21.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '243470', 'helpful': '3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Watch Dogs is an OVERALL good game, though it could be heaps better but couldn't any game. Well, when I started playing I couldn't play because it was so bloody bugged out which made me pretty much dislike the game until the point of me bleeding out my eyes. but as months passed I decided to have another crack at it, and you know what? BUGS, CRASHES. So I ended up getting a new PC and playing Watch Dogs it about 3 months after that. And It was pretty good. I did like the story, I enjoyed hacking into things going into the clubs. You know, you usual. The Only thing that really bothered me was that in cutscenes I couldn't hear the voices; only the music. But all well at least Ubisoft didn't forget to put in subtitles! My overall ratting would probably be 7.5/10Mainly the story and those TRAINS in multiplayer!!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 16, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '72850', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim is my favourvite game in the whole world, out of Play station, Xbox and PC. even though it came out on the 11.11.11 (I got it at Christmas 2011) and is very close to being 3 years of age, the graphics are still as good as some of the games coming out in 2014.Before Skyrim my favourite game was the elder scrolls IV Oblivion and really the creators of the elder scrolls Series should start thinking about making an elder scrolls VI (not counting Elder Scrolls Online).Finally, i was watching Good Game the other night and they were doing a top 100 games of all time and i was praying to god that Skyrim would be atleast in the top 10. and it came first (Yay), and then I relized its not just me who love the game there's most probably Millions who love the Game!So i finish on the note that Bethesda should be making a Elder Scrolls 6 and that Millions of people will me Happy for it.Timefighter My Email is [email protected](i'm only 12)"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 19, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '312010', 'helpful': '0 of 4 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'it is the Weirdist game i have ever played in my intire life. i completed the game in just over an hour and bought everything in the storethe voices from the characters are funny but could be better, the scenes are funny but not that many. It is a Gore Shoot em up game with a touch of comedy.One of the major Problems i faced was i could take a screen shot through out the whole game, and only at the end itwould let me when it said "THE END".But it was Funny and kept me occupied for an hour. if i would add or change anything it would be that more items in the store and more levels.So i\'m giving it a 4/10 (the only reason why i recommended it was because itwas funny)'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 1, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '251570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Damn Good Game!!!!!!'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198017841947', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198017841947', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 20, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '292780', 'helpful': '3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "A great game from the past. If you ever want to relive your childhood again, then this is definitely a buy, I think you'll come to appreciate how wonderful this game now. 10/10 for me"}]}
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{'user_id': 'gayanimeguy', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/gayanimeguy', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 11.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited June 11.', 'item_id': '42910', 'helpful': '3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Kill things with lightning, kill things with the 7 things that aren't lightning, freeze your friends, summon rocks to shatter your friends, ignore their pleas for you to revive them!Magicka is a game with water, life, shield, cold, lightning, arcane, earth and fire. Now obviously summoning cold and water makes ice, or summoning fire and water makes steam, but you can make a life beam with water infused into it, healing and wetting your friends and making them succeptable to zapping them with special abilities like steam, lightning, arcane, lightning to do 15,000 damage!Now, this isn't just a game where you can kill your friends - there's a story where everyone speaks all bouncy and you can kill all the NPCs with crazy combos that do varying amounts of damage and it's kind of tricky to get them right. But that's for singleplayer; if you have friends you will literally want to kill them, kill them and then feel better.Ruin everything - Magicka."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 24, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '24780', 'helpful': '2 of 4 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "It's a good game, but it crashes every time you play it for 30-40 minutes."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 11, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited October 11, 2015.', 'item_id': '380600', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3nCc0nl_toEditor's note: I didn't uninstall the game I like it too muchAlso the bass fishing is really interactive and fun. Explains through flashing rod stress meters what you have to do, they will break your line and you need to ♥♥♥♥ with the drag on your reel to get your fish; feels like a true challenge everytime you land a nice fish. 10/10 best game, best game, 9/10, 5 stars, 4 stars, 5 stars.The float fishing is realistic, reminds me of dangling bread off the bridge in my local park and catching carp with a handreel.Levelling up takes time and is nicely balanced.The graphics are astounding, the game looks better than Unreal Engine 3 and it's made in bloody Unity. You could never tell it was an engine generally thought of as bad. It's smooth and pretty. Early access probably means some bugs will happen and stuff, but it should be okay as long as it doesn't stay in Early Access forever."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 25.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '349100', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Such a classic game, I remember downloading this in like 2005 from tucows.Top-down survival game that's hard as balls. Crafting is rare and the things you do craft change the game completely. Don't get mobbed in the first few areas until you have a decent weapon - you can also die from heat exhaustion pretty easily too. If you make a food generator you can have more food than usual, but the food supplies are only edible fungus otherwise, which is spread out all over the map and guarded by aliens.Aliens will eat you, you will die from the environment, this game is really fun.Highly recommend."}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 23.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252490', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "The game would be okay if it wasn't so ♥♥♥♥ing buggy."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 9, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '212070', 'helpful': '0 of 3 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Getting over the controls was tough. Lots of pretty graphics, fun if you put time into it, not a casual game.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 8, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '295770', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Way more memory hungry than text adventure roguelikesBut so many unlocks I need them all'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198039397758', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039397758', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 14, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '105600', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Great multiplaer, mediocre single player. Can't go wrong with a sale though!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 29, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '242680', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '10/10 Would bang'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 22, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '219150', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This game is definitely in my top 3 for favourite games of all time. The combat is fast pased and the music gets your blood pumping (which only adds to the experience). The game also includes my favourite level in any game ever, and not to give anything away, but it has something to do with police. Underneathe the gameplay is a messed up story compelling you through each level as you begin to wonder WHY you're murdering all these people. Overall, I don't think I can reccommend this game to you enough."}]}
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{'user_id': 'time4b', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/time4b', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 8.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '434260', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'A brillant social comentary on the state of gaming in the modern era.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 14.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '322170', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Great if you love those games that make you rage quit, awful for everyone else.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 17, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '50300', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Spec Ops is fantastic, it has an amazing story line I love it. Totaly worth it!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 25, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '41500', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Alittle repetative but the game is overall not bad, haven't played Torchlight II yet but hopeing they've improved on this game as its wide open growth. Give it a go its good for some casual smash and grab"}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198046274386', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046274386', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 15, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '17410', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This is a awesome parkour game and combat game but the combat sucksi well give the game a 4/5 rating'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 15, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '17390', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'why not'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 15, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221260', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'very fun game u should buy it. its fun in the winter because u burn wood and stuff in real life WHY NOT BURN TOYS'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198084725400', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198084725400', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 2, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Como puede ser que compre el juego por 15.99 Dolares y no me funcione!! Ni bien lo abro me sale el logo de valve y se crashea asi, en muchos foros de Steam muchos comentan lo mismo por favor arreglen eso'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 24, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '109400', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'MUY BUEN JUEGO LA VERDAD SOY MAS DE BATTLEFIELD COUNTER O CALL OF DUTY.PERO ESTE JUEGO ES MUY BUENO! DIFERENTE A LOS OTROS MUY BUENO ADEMAS ES GRATIS!!'}]}
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{'user_id': 'DrCrackers', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrCrackers', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Love this game'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198066105606', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198066105606', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 22, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Awesome Gameplay'}]}
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{'user_id': 'tinyrickexclamationmark', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tinyrickexclamationmark', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 18, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '380', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'WHY VALVE'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 18, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '220', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'why valve'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 24, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '205100', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'stabby stabby'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 24, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited October 18, 2015.', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '"okay, an awp at mid, gonna nade lo-"'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 24, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited October 18, 2015.', 'item_id': '233450', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '*builds epic prison*I think I did it guys, finally, a fully functioning prison."♥♥♥♥ THERES A VIRUS"Tries to quarantine them, guards instead decide to all slack off on that day and dont move them to solitary.Hundreds of people died.Then I realised that I had $-1.1mil balance, with -7k per day.Please buy this game.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Tismatty', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tismatty', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '251870', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Steam Train made me play this.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'NerdsRepublic-ID-Titch22', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/NerdsRepublic-ID-Titch22', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '49520', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'My absolute favourtie game!!! Insane replayability... (Thats a word now) Awesome co-op and the storyline is awesome and very well gone. The DLCs are epic as well, definatley recommend getting Game of the Year Edition!'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198039192872', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039192872', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited June 23, 2015.', 'item_id': '47410', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'It is a good game. The best aspects are in-game rivalries and the castle-construction. username: mglcamo'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198028408815', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198028408815', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 29, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '274310', 'helpful': '4 of 11 people (36%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Always Sometimes Monsters is a great game that focuses on the decisions we make in life and what we become because of those decisions. It has great music, great art and an awesome story.I really enjoyed this game and would reccommend it to other people who enjoy a good story. :)'}]}
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{'user_id': 'taijikeron', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/taijikeron', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '249130', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'JUST BUY IT AND YOU WILL KNOW'}]}
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{'user_id': 'GrifforkAndZeo', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/GrifforkAndZeo', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 2, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '209080', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Fun and unique, I wish more people played it so that it's faster to get into a match!"}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198064432296', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198064432296', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "free to play doesn't affect by how expensive your itemfun"}]}
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{'user_id': 'TheAnonymous15', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheAnonymous15', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 7, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '24010', 'helpful': '0 of 5 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'cool game'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 6, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Fun game. I like TTT.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 6, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "So the ever famous Counter Strike. A somewhat good game. Infact im playing it now as i write this. If your new to the game then watch out. There are alot of good players in this and you will get rekt. Definetely not a game for those who are bad at FPS's. Invest at least 1 hundred hours if you want to get good. Thats it glhf."}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198074117066', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198074117066', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 13.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '264710', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game takes effort but in the end u will be satisfied i mean i have a fear of the ocean but hell i love this game how the devs are determine to make this game fun. It takes a while to grind out stuff but the rewards are satisfying.'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198077267655', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198077267655', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted December 16, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'great first person shooter game with fun and humor thrown in, themes for special holidays and major updates which gives this game more fun and humor than before'}]}
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{'user_id': 'tnt_zombie', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tnt_zombie', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 12.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '349700', 'helpful': '1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'uninstaller simulator 2016 - 10/10 would ininstall again'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 20, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '377160', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'got 25 hrs in about 4 days of having this game....15/10 would give up sleep again'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 14.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '311210', 'helpful': '0 of 6 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'best cod ever, havent had one problem yet, people are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on about how their pc is the best and cost so much and it crashes for them, they just need to fix a fix and shut the ♥♥♥♥ up no one cares'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 20, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '227480', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'i think this is fun i played it when it first came out on steam abd played it once but i found it to hard but now i played it with my controller i find it a bit easyer but its good for its price range but i dont see why people hate it so much dont take there word for it for all we know they might be people that expect lots from one game just google and youtube around this game and then see for your self i never take other people oppions all the time, but over all its a good game'}]}
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{'user_id': 'kmkm2op', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/kmkm2op', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted April 17, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '268750', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'A very good platforming game, would recommend to any cavestory fan.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'thetoaste', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/thetoaste', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted April 28.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '301520', 'helpful': '16 of 17 people (94%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "It's now become a crate unboxing simulator."}, {'funny': '3 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 6, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Hats are everything'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 18.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '271590', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'GTA V Logic - Cops run you over, instant 2 stars. 10/10 IGN'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Tuddddddddd', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tuddddddddd', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 2, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '.....................................'}]}
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{'user_id': 'tobydespankengine', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tobydespankengine', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 30, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '218230', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'The most under rated FPS in the world I RATE IT 9/11'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 13.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '319910', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Not bad for 5 dollars'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 20.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited April 20.', 'item_id': '345350', 'helpful': '1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Only buy ifOn saleFinal Fantasy 13 fan boyHave a good PcHave a controller 6/10 Could been better'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 28.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '322330', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'MehOnly play if you have friends too play with8/10 Very Hard '}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 14, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '386360', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '10/10 IGNToo much water'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 30, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited April 20.', 'item_id': '235460', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '10/10 Music'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Nishimura', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nishimura', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Game sucks is hard, I have good aim...commend me'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Game sucks'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '550', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'yes'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 17, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '8190', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Yis Is good'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Tobyturtwig', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tobyturtwig', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 6.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252950', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "It's fun."}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198071502897', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071502897', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 22, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '300040', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "For a free to play game it's alright"}]}
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{'user_id': 'toeler', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/toeler', 'reviews': [{'funny': '3 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted August 30, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '344850', 'helpful': '83 of 116 people (72%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "I wanted this game to scratch the same itch as games like Infinifactory and Factorio, but I found the game to be a bit of planning and then a whole lot of waiting around.The goal of maximising your profits meant that I would pause the game as I planned out each build chain, and then when I finally unpaused, all I could do is sit and watch for a long time as either my Scientists or Explorers gathered more progression for me, or I earned enough profit to pause the game and build something else.Also the lack of a planning mode/phase meant that I would waste money after I build most of a production line, only to find out that either I miscalculated or ran out of room. If you place a conveyer it costs you $100, and if you then destroy it you only get $50 back, even if you did it right away! If perhaps the game only charged you upon unpausing the game, then perhaps you could go nuts building everything without fear of going broke due to mistakes.I felt like the random elements in the game did not offer enough variability in how you play the game. It's just a matter of looking at the few incredients you have available via the unnecessarily clunky interface, mixing them in the same ways, and producing a product that you then proceed to forget about because it is time to move on to the next product. Then you run out of sockets and just spend the next 30 minutes watching the timer count down and your bank balance go up.This game simply is not for me. I gave it a fair shot but found myself pushing myself to give it more, in hopes that something would change or get better."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 22.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited May 22.', 'item_id': '281990', 'helpful': '3 of 12 people (25%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': '40 hours in a single game and despite my federation covering about 50% of the galaxy with our combined borders, and every empire not within the federation being a vassal of either myself (mostly) or one of the other members, THERE WAS STILL NO VICTORY! I literally couldn\'t declare war on anybody and if I wanted to leave my federation to take over the other members, I\'d need to wait a 10 year truce...There is a lot wrong with this game, but I think it boils down to 2 main points. The AI is as dumb as a doorknob There is barely any contentThe AI:So often there are AI ships stuck in a system not moving anywhere, even when that empire is under immediate threat. If you click on the fleet, it will show that it is beginning to warp to another system, but then tries to warp to a different one, and it sits there flipflopping between the two. I managed to defeat my first major battle, despite me being severly underpowered, because I exploted this by attacking two systems on either side of the empires main fleet.When you declare war, every other empire within your control (including allys), "look to you for wisdom". By that, they turn your highest "power" fleet into a deathball by following it with their entire army. This is so moronic that even if the enemies begin bombarding their planets, their main fleet will still follow you around like they are on a leash.Now, this is helpful in some circumstances. You can take out some much more powerful enemies when you have a few empires worth of ships all attacking the same target, but come on, it would have made much more sense to split up and attack some different targets, especially in the end game when you outpower everything.God forbid, if you decide to join a Federation with your Alliance. It works by giving each member a 5 year turn at being leader. They get to choose who to go to war with and what the demands will be in the case of victory. When it came my turn I found myself declaring war on 4 lesser empires just so we would still be at war for at least part of their turn, because in the 100 or so years that I was in a Federation, I think we declared war on two other empires, and had them declare war once on us. In all 3 circumstances, the AI leader would set the demands to liberate a few enemy planets. The problem with this is that the liberated planets still take a lot of work to befriend, so it\'s usually easier to just declare war on them and cede them like the AI should have done in the first place. Liberating planets is literally the dumbest move you could do in your war demands as it just prolongs an already severly drawn out game.The Content:I probably spent 2/3 of this game on the fastest speed setting, AFK, as I waited for things to happen.The first few hours of the game are pretty interesting, your borders are under immediate threat and you have a lot to get done, but after that, basically nothing can threaten you.There are a few quests that pop up, and an alien race will invade at some point, but they are few and far between and even the few that I did get were pretty much bugged and uncompletable.A game where I sit around waiting for things to happen (and I can\'t make things happen because the terrible AI doesn\'t know how to control a federation when it\'s their turn) is not fun to play at all.All in all, this game feels like it should have been early access and given another few months for playtesters to give the devs something to work on.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 8, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '391540', 'helpful': '10 of 76 people (13%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "I can see how the story/character of this game could be fun, but the random battles, annoying UI and save system makes this too much of a frustrating experience. Sucks, because I'd love to solve the puzzles and experience the story... I just don't wish it wasn't such a slog."}]}
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{'user_id': 'ginntron', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/ginntron', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 2, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited August 2, 2014.', 'item_id': '8870', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "At the end scene, I may have cried buckets... my jaw hanging agape in shock. In my 28+ years of gaming this has to be one of the best plots I've come across in a game. Which I was not expecting, especially in a FPS."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 17, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "if you don't have this game, I question your ablity to play them, or own a computer."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 22, 2010.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '48700', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'So much fun if you are interested in the medieval era. Load of fun. Just watch your personal life as I have dropped almost 60 hours on this.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'PugsAus', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/PugsAus', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 14, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Best First Person Shooter... Ever. For all time. In fact... best game ever. There will never be a Team Fortress 3 because Team Fortress 2 is the perfect shooter.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 19, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '222730', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Reus is a God game where you seed the world with plants, animals and minerals for your NPC villages. There are heaps of different resources to use, each with different synergies and requirements and trying to manage them all in a way that will satisfy whatever projects your villages are currently trying to complete makes for a different game every time. You can pause the game at any time to figure out what you're doing, and you need to, there's so much going on in a single game. Highly recommended if you enjoy giving your brain a workout. I'm loving it."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 27, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '258970', 'helpful': '2 of 7 people (29%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Looks like it could be a good game. However, it's currently unplayable due to the fact that you cannot rebind any keys. Everytime I try to talk on TS, I throw my shield. Effectively stunning myself and blowing a cooldown ability every time I try to talk in a cooperative game is extremely frustrating. Not recommended before rebinding keys is patched in."}]}
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{'user_id': 'Vulcan21', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Vulcan21', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 29, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252490', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Very nice High-risk and High-reward survival game. Great crafting system and base building to top it off. Good for people who enjoy base building and looting. Having someone to team with is advised though.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'Tohic', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tohic', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 23, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '200710', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'A really great game, that looks beautiful. definitely recommend this game'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198063180532', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063180532', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted April 10, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252450', 'helpful': '65 of 112 people (58%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "As someone who enjoyed playing StarDrive, I'd like to share my experience of playing Stardrive 2. So far (14.6h) I've been playing as Humans (with my own custom civ traits of course - they make a MAJOR difference in your gameplay experience) on Normal difficulty, huge system with 9 other civs, and I'm currently faced with enemies on both my northern and southern space borders. I'm also becoming quite chummy with some samurai space bears. Now I've seen some complaints about Stardrive 2, and I have to admit my first few hours had a couple of complaints - mainly research and... well, I'll tell you what else when I get to it. Further into the game I found out how they downgraded the spy system, but let's get back to research. I was annoyed at how you could not research all the tech on the same tier, and then I encountered my first race. (I'd like to mention that I don't go exploring the entire galaxy, so I don't encounter multiple races before I'm ready to deal with them. That'd just be STUPID... Hmm was that too rude of me?) When I entered diplomacy with them, I was happily surprised to find out that you could trade the tech they had researched for whatever you feel like giving them. After encountering a few more civs, and by the time I met up with my favorite bear shogunate, I realized that unless you take diplomatic action towards these aliens, they're gonna wonder why they should keep the stupid foriegners around rather than kill and conquer them.I should probably mention that being able to customize your ships relatively freely is a big plus for me. They made it a touch simpler than the original StarDrive, but while it was disappointing at first - I realized it cut down the time I spent designing my failures and designing new ships to replace the failures (since they sucked in combat) or redesigning my redundant ships (due to new tech). For example, in SD1 you could face all your weapon firing arcs forward. In SD2, the location of your weapon decides where it aims (except cannons/mass drivers - they always aim forward) The way around this though is to select the *arc extend* feature on the turrets you mount so they cover a 180* angle - aka they can fire forward. I'll be updating this review in a few days once I'm back home and play a bit more, so I'll leave you with this: if you like customization and you find that you can understand a game's mechanics fairly quickly, then you'll enjoy this game."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 28, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '346010', 'helpful': '3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "As much as I've enjoyed Besieging, I can't wait for the level editor; I want to be unsiegable."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '368160', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "[Just a comment - not a review] Loved it! But... CLIFFHANGER WHY U DO DIS!?!? ERMARGERD! I'm going to desperately wait for the translation of episode.03, at least until something else I'm hyped for is released."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 23, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '322910', 'helpful': '1 of 7 people (14%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "I bought it because I thought it'd be fun to play for a few hours, but it just isn't interesting enough for me to feel value for money. It isn't different enough from chess for it to feel unique to me. If you're interested in the custom executes and a unique twist to chess, then buy this. If you're expecting to enjoy this just because you like other Warhammer 40k games then don't buy this."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 15, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited September 21, 2015.', 'item_id': '344770', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Assuming you\'re checking out fm2:a because you\'ve read and enjoyed fm1; I can happily tell you that it\'s well worth the price. It\'s perfectly executed to hit you right in the feels.The only "negative" I can think of is that Mil seems a little too educated (although you can explain that away via the literal facebook) and tbh, it doesn\'t change how effectively this story conveys the messages within.Note to DevsI had the demo installed before buying and installing the full game, and I happened to come across a number of bugs during the part of the game the demo covered. I have a feeling that installing the game while having the demo installed may have caused the bugs since I didn\'t notice any bugs after the demo covered part. The bugs were limited to; already said lines being repeated without reason in the middle of a conversation - some lines being said by the wrong character - a single case of a repeat of the previous line instead of the correct line. Those were all the issues I noticed. Also, these issues may have nothing to do with having the demo installed; that idea is purely my assumption. Thank you for the VN! I look forward to future updates!Edit: Issue has been patched. Thanks devs!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 16, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '286260', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "If you're looking for a good story that leaves a lasting impact on you, then this is for you.I am glad I bought and enjoyed this VN - it was a pleasant surprise."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 23, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '269250', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "The feels man. Where's book 2? I NEED CLOSURE!!!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 19, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '294860', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Game is amazing. Completely worth your time. No regrets about going on this ride,'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 5, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '262060', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This game is so amazing that rather than listing the positives, I'm just going to list the (sorta) negatives;- No art change when upgradeing armor and weapons- Some skills don't gain any bonuses for upgrading (you have to upgrade twice to get a bonus instead)Uhh... That's all the negatives I can think of... Well, since none of these are game breaking issues: if you're interested in this game you should buy it. You will not regret anything except spending too much time playing it and losing the character you named after yourself in the tutorial mission because you tried to be smart and lost instead."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 9, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited December 1, 2014.', 'item_id': '313730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'My Captain Shield was emotionally unstable yet I found myself with a satisfying ending. GG WM (Well Made). 5/5^ and that is the tl;dr of my review.Combat (Captain Mode) 5/5Captain mode is the Normal mode for this game. Out of 2 playthroughs (twice thru the 1st arc, and once thru the second arc), I can say I had no great issues. The last fight in the 1st arc was a fun challenge. Gameplay changes quite a lot depending on your unit investments (you spend cash earnt from scrapping enemies on weapon damage, accuracy, energy usage, HP, EP, and more). I usually set up my ship to fire two rounds of kinetics per turn. In the second arc, there are two battles which will feel impossible (and will be if you don\'t have the support units for it). The 1st difficult fight (in the second arc) is one of the three side missions. Do the other two first to rack in the cash. Then you can beat this side mission with enough game knowledge. The second hard mission, is just that there are TOO MANY ENEMIES! I mean seriously, TOO MANY ENEMIES JUST TO AMBUSH ONE CARGO SHIP! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THAT BLOODY SHIP! Honestly though, the combat is fun. There are also 6 difficulty options that you can change in game, so if you get stuck on a mission, you have an easy way out. Or if it\'s to easy for the master tactician, then you can go be a flippin\' space whale.Characters - 4.5/5Potential Waifus are all great. If you aren\'t happy with any of them, ask for a refun- Oh wait, it\'s free. Free Waifu is good Waifu.Seriously though, from justice loving, to perverted, to tsundere, to childhood friend, to shy, to patriot, and all the way to "I only live to fight"; You have a large variety of waifu candidates.Story - 4.5/5*Prologue Spoilers*You\'re a Captain who\'s just minding your own business, testing out a prototype ship (welcome to Mass Effect, the VN. Comes with extra waifus), when the USSR invades. Nah, just kidding. It\'s just a lot of angry people being told that they should be angry at everything, and to vent that anger by shooting space lasers and rail guns at everything that isn\'t them. So, after a massive capital ship called Legion singlehandedly rips apart your local fleet, it then nukes your capital city. Obviously, you can either die fighting or live to fight another day, so you run for your mfern life. Then you gather allies (waifus) from all over the galaxy to smash the angry peasants that nuked your home. The story is enjoyable though. I enjoyed it.Style - 5/5Style? You have a kick-♥♥♥ ship, space lasers, space whales? Huh? Anyway, you have your own robot-piloting, waifu army. These bad girls have lasers, rockets, rail guns, swords and sidearms. They also disable capital ships, snipe rocket frigates, and download enemy porn collections? Urgh, that stupid pervert. What I\'m trying to say is that this game is great.Since it\'s 100% free, get this awesome game.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'toliman', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/toliman', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 22, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '246090', 'helpful': '3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "I sank nearly 50 hours into this shambling mess of a game that had potential to be fun and interesting.I even tactily believed a team of 4 people could handle developing the game, because the reputation of Double Fine and the People on the team backed up by a firm development timeline, making good but not exceptional progress.Since my purchase in Alpha 4, a handful of small changes have made it seem to be a good overall investment and a likely turnaround. I even helped other people on the steam forums and DF forums.And yet, i was hesitant recommending DF9, because Early Access isn't the same as buying a released game, it's not even kickstarter, you can't get a refund or the money back if it fails, you have to accept a shining pile of ♥♥♥♥ and hope the developer has the stomach to make it better over time when you buy a game through Early Access, That's the primary condition Steam sets for you. That all changed on the 19th September, 2014 when they abandoned the game, saying there was no more money in development. If you're going to get this game, wait for a humble bundle and pay $2, that's a little high for what it's worth, definitely not the $30 i paid to test out a failed experiment.♥♥♥♥ you Tim Schafer. ♥♥♥♥ you."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 11, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '8930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "there's something about empire building where you largely make a handful of easy decisions,don't do a lot, and it all comes to explode in terror and misery when you finally meet another person doing pretty much the same thing. While that describes pretty much any PvP encounter, Civ 5 makes the process take dozens of hours, and seem like minutes have passed -- while you scout terrain, check farms, build culture, try to invade neighbour cities, handle revolts, build more farms, expand territory using culture, build more farms, scout new areas, build more farms, expand roads, build more farms, you get the idea.at least there's automation to help you out, but the game is all about micromanagement and expanding, to the detriment of your sanity or sleep patterns. it's addictive, fun in a way you can only imagine is bad for you, and in a way, it's something you could play forever, if only the world was large enough to do so, and your enemies weren't also trying to cut you off and invade your territories at the same time as you're trying to move 5-14 soldiers quietly into the neighbourhood without them noticing.Definitely more fun in a multiplayer setting, but really unlikely that you'd get 3 other people wanting to spend 5 hours on diplomancy or culture-appreciation, when there's just the option to build up a military after 2-3 hours and take on all sides and call it victory when the connection breaks and the game crashes."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 28, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '32370', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Just buy it.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 27, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '39120', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "For MMO converts who devote themselves, or hate WoW, RIFT is a fun experience, that captures the soul of Warhammer online, and blends in a lot of the features and conventions of the MMO genre over the last 10 years. it's not a revolutionary MMO, and it doesn't need to be. It's just fun and stays funArt styles jump from steampunk, to gothic/mystical/fantasy, Lore is redundant 98% of the time, Art, Levelling, Weapons, Skills, Quests, NPCs, Lore, are still very reminiscent of MMOs like AION, Everquest 2, Warhammer Online, Guild Wars, Tabula Rasa, Vanguard, etc. and even Oblivion.While RIFT doesn't push itself into being better, it does take the best features of successful and failed MMOs and RPGs, which is important. I do have doubts about the endgame for those long-term subscribers, but the content is easily expandable, and they do a good job of involving groups, guilds and nearby strangers into the instanced RIFT events in early and later levels.Definitely worth a try"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 12, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '24980', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Bioware always makes fantastic RPGs, ME2's universe is not as large as the first game, but it still compels you even on the 2nd playthrough with an exceptional good/evil dialog choice and cinematic roleplaying. FPS combat can be overwhelming or childishly simple depending on your abilities/gear/class choices, but it just makes you want to keep playing until you have all the upgrades & gained loyalty/romance with your crew, etc. The DLC can be hit and miss, ie firewalker & overlord vs. kasumi and shdow broker, but it mostly adds real variety to what would end up being a clunky FP-RPG like fallout or borderlands"}]}
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{'user_id': 'TomThehTmoT', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/TomThehTmoT', 'reviews': [{'funny': '7 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 13.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '405640', 'helpful': '12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Holy,Exotic,Leaping andPlausible are words i would say that relate to this game.It's..Magnificent.TomReally likes it.Also,Pony island'sPuzzling, theEnding...Dragged on a bit."}, {'funny': '6 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted January 18.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '295110', 'helpful': '16 of 23 people (70%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Plays 1.3 hours,Hasn't launched game, Launcher is bad, Help, Eh.....10-10/10"}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted July 22, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I Possibly Might Of Played Too Much Of This Game. 1,608.4 Hours Out Of 1608.4.'}, {'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted September 28, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited January 27.', 'item_id': '298600', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Too Kawaii Desu Not To Buy Jyu/JyuNeeds To Be Renamed To Kawaii Planet.It's Pretty Hard Though."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 5, 2013.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited January 27.', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "It's a good game."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted January 30, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited October 15, 2015.', 'item_id': '339800', 'helpful': '2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "A Good Game. Dunno Why Its Not Censored, But It Just Means I Don't Have To Install A Patch :312/12"}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted October 1, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited January 27.', 'item_id': '319510', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I can't have like a side thumb to say this game is meh so i'll just recommend it and say so.It's okay.Could be a bit more erm...It's okay."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 1, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '324170', 'helpful': '2 of 5 people (40%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Tis Good Tis Short 10/10'}]}
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{'user_id': 'TomYoko', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/TomYoko', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 12.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '264610', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I recieved this with the pre-order version of PAYDAY 2.The heists themselves are good, they are fun but also damn hard. You WILL get butt♥♥♥♥ed my police officers if you're not careful."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 4.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '339480', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This DLC was the bomb!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 2.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '435881', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Only DLC worth buying.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 2.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '206420', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "It's a good game, wellworth the pricetag but I personally miss the old more gangster feel to the Saints Row games. Saints Row 2 was the ♥♥♥♥ back when it came out. I hope they return to a more gangster feel."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 30.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '207610', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Amazing game, the ending will depress you.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 1.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '252950', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Game is really fun to play with friends and bots, lots of customization to do with your cars and you get a new item every game which is good.My only issue with the game is during seasons it crashes sometimes when choosing matches and stuff.9.5/10All in all, a game that you should pick up right now!'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198010900889', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198010900889', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 20, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '222730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': "I didnt find this game, engaging, interesting, rewarding or anything else i look for in a game. Maybe i'm not playing it properly but it just seemed dull and overhyped to me."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 20, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '313340', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Action packed game, incalculable APM. Starcraft players will love this! 10/10 highly recommend'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '48000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'VERY GOOD GAME. Much atmosphere, solid game, wow. only cons are its a bit short and simple.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 8, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '210770', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': False, 'review': "Terrible sequel, buy sanctum 1 its great. I couldn't believe how much they went backwards with the second game."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 3, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '17300', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "FLIPPING AMAZING must buy 1000x better than farcry series, i would go as far to say this is half life 2 level. haven't played the sequels but this game is great."}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 3, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Been my favourite fps for 8 years or so, this game gets updates so quickly i can never see it getting old. Only downside is you occasionally get a server full of kids.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 3, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '201790', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'UBER FUN 3rd person, co-op tower defence game. i could spend days on this.. o wait i have :D'}]}
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{'user_id': 'GayTom', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/GayTom', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 10, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '49520', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Like this:))'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '334660', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'EPIC I want more~.~'}]}
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{'user_id': 'tombin8tor', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tombin8tor', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 3.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '509060', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This new dlc is fantastic with the new nurse character, makes the game more enjoyable, challenging and interesting. I give the dlc a 9/10 highly recommended!'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198097341253', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198097341253', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 18, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'awesome game love it'}]}
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{'user_id': 'tomdownunder', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tomdownunder', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 20, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'AMAZING GAME!'}]}
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{'user_id': 'tomeyoung', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tomeyoung', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 14, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '287450', 'helpful': '3 of 5 people (60%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I love this game, because you can got though the ages. you start off in the ancient age, and you work your way up to the information age. but you can also change what age you start off in and what age you end in. I would have say it is a bit like civ 5 (sid meier's civilization 5) because of the ages. the game can suport twitch streamming. which i don't use it, but it's nice that it's there, in case i want to use it. I have say it is a old game, but has been remastered to go on window computers. but it was one of the best RTS game of it's time and it still is. so if your looking for a RTS game, and you have 20 bucks, this game might be for you. i would rate this game a 8 out of 10See you next time"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited February 6, 2014.', 'item_id': '227300', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I like the Game but theres no Multiplayer but if you want the mod you get off the internet.It's a great game i would rate 8.5 Stars Theres nothing wrong with the game. but theres no Multiplayer Great Game I'ts a game for People who like Trucks"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 4, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited February 4, 2014.', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great Game and I Love it'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 4, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221380', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I played this game, when I was younger. I absolutely loved it. I got it on Steam to relive the moments. I just haven't been able to relieve the moments yet. If you're a person who had the original game. You're probably not going to want/buy this game considering that you've already paid for it, ages ago. The CD keys aren't redeemable on steam, it's going for US$ 20.00 it's a bad Price considering it was made in 1999. If I enhanced the game, I would of put the price as $10.00, but that's just my opinion though. but believe me it is a great game, it was hailed as one of the best strategy games of it's day. If you're gaming taste is medieval/RTS it's right down your alley way. It also does have a map editor in the game. Which is great it's better than having to close down the game and open a separate programI would probably have to rate it, 7/10 Garmes"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 9, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited May 26, 2015.', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I would highly recommend this game to anyone. but it does has flaws but hey, it's still in early access. in order to play with friends you port port forward your router. but there will be dedicated servers 3.0. so that will make things much more easier to play with your friends. I will would unturned a 9/10. it's a awsome game. and plus it's free after all. you always try it."}]}
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{'user_id': 'tommyaka', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/tommyaka', 'reviews': [{'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 23, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '245550', 'helpful': '3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great Documentary!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 4, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '250900', 'helpful': '4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'It definetely needs some getting used to from the epic original The Binding of Isaac but nonetheless... This is an epic upgrade on visuals and on the game engine itself - I have been able to run the game much longer than the original without performance issues and a solid fps! :D'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 27, 2012.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited December 20, 2013.', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "This is a nice MOAB game.I prefer it to LoL for it's originality and interface but that is just my personal opinion.I highly recommend this game!"}]}
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{'user_id': '76561197993654066', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993654066', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 23, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '208650', 'helpful': '2 of 5 people (40%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Runs flawlessly on my system ( GTX 960 - 4gb ) I increased the maxfps to 60 in the ini and have had no problems at all.In addition it is an amazing game!'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198173473351', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198173473351', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 1, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '440', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this is AWESOME, i love first person shooter games ad since all of my friends play it as well it keeps me entertained'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198108059051', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198108059051', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 24, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '105600', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Terraria is vary fun to play'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 9, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '301520', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Robocraft is a fun game to play!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 24, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '385770', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is so AWESOME AND FUN!!!!!!!!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 26, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '298240', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'its fun and frustrating. Needs a lot of work but good so far.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 21, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '302830', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Fun to play!'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198044223034', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044223034', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 6, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '231430', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': '10/10'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 24, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '242760', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '10/10'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198042246940', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042246940', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 31, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great Game! Lots of Gamemodes!'}]}
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{'user_id': 'DerpyMineTurtle', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/DerpyMineTurtle', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 13, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '4000', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Definitely a game worth the $10 (I got it for $2.50 during the March Indie Sale 2013), You can do anything in the game. The only limit is your imagination.'}, {'funny': '4 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted July 6.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '221100', 'helpful': '5 of 12 people (42%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Players aren't the real threat; Nor are zombies,the real threat in this game..are the stairs."}, {'funny': '3 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted November 19, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '346110', 'helpful': '4 of 10 people (40%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'the most annoying part of this game was waiting the 2 hours for the refund'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 16, 2015.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited December 28, 2015.', 'item_id': '227940', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'A good game until you get too good at it and then get perm banned for hacking by a butthurt scrub. 10/10 have to relearn to be bad.'}, {'funny': '1 person found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted March 14.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '238090', 'helpful': '2 of 7 people (29%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': "it's ♥♥♥♥"}, {'funny': '34 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted July 7.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '487700', 'helpful': '33 of 89 people (37%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'this game took over my lifeuntil i found the refund buttonp.s firstp.s.s kek my neck thx bby'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 11.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '265630', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': '"pass the whiskey" = pasta whiskey'}]}
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{'user_id': '12223536', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/12223536', 'reviews': [{'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted June 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '242880', 'helpful': '3 of 34 people (9%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Smells a ♥♥♥♥♥'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 12, 2012.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'MIZTA SPARRKUR +1'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198031480846', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031480846', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted April 3, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '46540', 'helpful': '0 of 5 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is better than cancer.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 6, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '105600', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'trust me its good'}]}
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{'user_id': 'toodybb', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/toodybb', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 20, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'yes review yes'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198035180166', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035180166', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 16, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '263440', 'helpful': '0 of 2 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'I had fun'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 2, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '8930', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': ' Ultra realistic graphics showcase lush landscapes for you to explore, battle over and claim as your own. Art deco influences abound in the menus and icons in the most well-designed Civ ever developed.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 7, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '200210', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'DIS GAM E IS DA ♥♥♥♥ AND I LUV IT TO BITS AND PEICES'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198059186896', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059186896', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 9, 2012.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '206210', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'best game i hav ever played similar to TF2'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198045771425', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045771425', 'reviews': [{'funny': '11 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted February 19.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited February 19.', 'item_id': '221100', 'helpful': '33 of 42 people (79%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'its ♥♥♥♥ing garbage played ♥♥♥♥in loads of this ♥♥♥♥ devs have no ♥♥♥♥ing clue what theyre doing the stupid C - U - N -T - S focus on adding a faulty ragdoll system and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless smoke grenades instead of fixing the fact that if pull out your gun you run the risk of just walking off a roof and dying this game has taken too long to fix its bu llshi t garbage movement sytem its honestly pathetic f u ck you dev c un ts drink bleach and die'}, {'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted February 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '3 of 5 people (60%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': ' i regret everything'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted August 10, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '226700', 'helpful': '5 of 9 people (56%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥ off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kiddo'}, {'funny': '2 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted February 19.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '220050', 'helpful': '4 of 11 people (36%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'the walking dead survival survival instint more like the wailing dumb super incest honestly this game doesnt even deserve a ♥♥♥♥ing title if you own this game and dont regret playing it its probably best you make a bleach smoothie and sip on that ♥♥♥♥ while slitting your wrists and bathing with you ♥♥♥♥ing toaster this game has me suicidal and im thinking about taking these ♥♥♥♥ers to court for child molestation as this game has robbed me of my innocence and virginity'}, {'funny': '6 people found this review funny', 'posted': 'Posted August 12, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '302060', 'helpful': '11 of 55 people (20%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': False, 'review': 'Trucks and trailers, ahh this game is genre defining.Pros-A cheap way to tell all your friends you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who has no friends-Cheap aneurisms and fun epileptic episodes- If you wish to experience the same ammount of pain as being curcumsised by a blunt rake covered in vinegar you can try and park a truck in this game Cons -Everything-Dont buy this unless you are a loser and wish to never see that day when you drunk abbusive father finally says he is proud of you.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 1, 2014.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited March 11.', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Ek is mal oor hierdie game .. Maar klep verwoes dit met een van sy nuutste updates ...As jy \'n kompeterende wedstryd gevind voordat jy begin die rigting van jou reis sal jy \'n klank lêer van \'n soilder sê hoor " Kom ons roll- oll ! " as gevolg van \'n paar ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fout... Hulle vaste dit so nou al wat ons kry is " Kom ons rol ! " ....ONAANVAARBAAR ... Valve fix pls♥♥♥ die dev se moet hulle selfmoord pleeg !'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198000791529', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000791529', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted March 25, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '219150', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'One of my favourtie indie games. Has a die for soundtrack. The story is quite interesting and will keep you playing and with all the secrets there is replay value!'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 12, 2012.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '38830', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Pretty good free to play. But its one of those free to plays. Pay to win.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 27, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '3830', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'An interesting type of RPG I only got this game because I was going 2 get it on the orginal xbox and it was worth buying it now'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted July 3, 2011.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '620', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great Game with alot of puzzles'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 24, 2010.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '40800', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Fast Paced Game Very Addictive'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 26, 2010.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '550', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Play This with freinds a hole lot more fun'}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198029989793', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198029989793', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 5.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '319630', 'helpful': '1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Fantastic story telling great mis en scene and a unique experience. Only one chapter in and can't wait to play more 10/10"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 5.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '391540', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I'm sure everyones heard it before but it really is a unique entertaining game with lovable characters and personally one of my favorite games of the year"}]}
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{'user_id': '76561198101089412', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198101089412', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted October 6, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '730', 'helpful': '2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'es cheverazzzoooooooooooooooooooo'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 29, 2013.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '500', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Un juegazo de zombies con unas buenas aventuras'}]}
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{'user_id': 'hudhu-azngod', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/hudhu-azngod', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 17, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '263300', 'helpful': '3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'This game is so great. For all you BlazBlue fans out there you MUST buy this game! Its a 2D platformer and its fast paced with a great story line for each and every character linking to each other characters story line too! Theres so many different endings for every character which keeps the game going! GET THE GAME'}]}
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{'user_id': 'dragonphoenix34', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/dragonphoenix34', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted June 19, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Very good game'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted November 10, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '304930', 'helpful': '1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Great game that makes you and your friends come back for more'}]}
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{'user_id': 'totallegitimacy', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/totallegitimacy', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 27.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited February 27.', 'item_id': '322500', 'helpful': '0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "I have been waiting for this game to come out ever since the release of their original demo. I must have played those few levels over and over for probably a total of hours so you can imagine my excitement when they got greenlit and set up a Kickstarter. I followed them through all that time until finally it came to their point of release. The GameSuperhot is a game about using time to your advantage. The more you move the faster time moves. If you're standing still it is to the point of almost being stopped. You can watch the bullets slowly fly past you (Or into you). If you're shooting or moving around quickly it speeds up to around real time depending on how you're moving. This allows you to get out of situations with multiple enemies that may seem impossible considering you have no health and die in one hit. It also allows for amazing looking replays when sped up to real time.The VisualsThe game has a scheme of three colours, red for the enemies, black for weapons and white for the environment. However it couldn't work better with the game. It makes it easy to pick out enemies and weapons around the area whilst still being able to create an environment. The enemies are made of glass which provides a satisfying shatter sound and visual upon killing them. There is no blood or gore just broken glass. The weapons also shatter upon impact should you throw them at a wall or enemy. The whole thing creates a style that seems crystalline and pristine whilst also creating an air of fragility.The CampaignThe campaign is short, only around 2-3 hours long, but it couldn't have been made better. Each level is a different environment with a different setup of enemies. Some of the levels put you in immediate danger, forcing you to figure out tactics through trial and error but an instant restart system negates any annoyance that may cause. The whole campaign is underlined by a story which breeds intrigue as well as adds an unsettling feeling to it all.SummarySuperhot is exactly the game I hoped for ever since playing the demo. The mechanics are smooth and the whole thing is visually appealing. The levels are inventive and the story solid and well done despite almost not being essential. However the $24.99 USD price tag ($35.07 AUD) for a 2-3 hour long campaign may seem a bit much. I would recommend waiting for a sale that's somewhere around 50% off and picking it up then. There are challenge and endless modes which are exactly what they sound like but they still don't really provide enough for what they're asking. Despite the cost I enjoyed playing this game immensely and would highly recommend it to anyone who wishes they could take their time with first person shooters. TL;DRPros Innovative time mechanics Simple yet perfect visuals Interesting and unsettling story Smooth and responsive controls Endless and challenge modesCons Campaign only 2-3 hours $24.99 USD price tag for that time"}]}
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{'user_id': 'airvortex', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/airvortex', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted May 12, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '248820', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'Spent half an hour running around a level trying to get items as a dude with robotic punching arms. When getting said items I got OHKO by an overloading magma worm. 20/10 will get electrified many many more times to come.'}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 2, 2014.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '272060', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'A noir story that Hitchcock would of been proud of, this little gem of a game is wonderfully written with plenty of guessing until the end. For myself I did predict some things about the plot, but I did not see the twist coming at all. 8/10'}]}
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{'user_id': 'TotesVidya', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/TotesVidya', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted February 22.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '434260', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'They say that gameplay is more than story. Not for this game. This is a marathon. This is about endurance. This is about knowing that your name is Mayo and that you need to know that Mayo is who you truly are deep down.White.Easily moved.You can relate to anything.You make up your own story.'}]}
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{'user_id': 'ramphastidae', 'user_url': 'http://steamcommunity.com/id/ramphastidae', 'reviews': [{'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted September 11, 2015.', 'last_edited': '', 'item_id': '346110', 'helpful': '1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful', 'recommend': True, 'review': "Really solid game. Before buying this game I was unsure, as people said it was very optimised. Fret not, as I have a low-to-mid range pc and it runs beautifully. Amazingly fun, very addictive and would highly recommend it. Can't wait to see how it develops, as it is already a really top notch piece. Good luck to Ark devs, and may you all keep on surviving!"}, {'funny': '', 'posted': 'Posted December 31, 2013.', 'last_edited': 'Last edited January 8, 2014.', 'item_id': '570', 'helpful': 'No ratings yet', 'recommend': True, 'review': 'It is a great general game, with hundreds of posibilities due to the enormous amount of player characters. They are avalible drom the start, as it features no unlocking feature for characters. Overall a brilliant game sutiable for everyone from 10+.'}]}
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