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an it was the least we could do
well okay I'll forgive you this time but I warn both of you that I want more
discipline in this house you can't do what you want all the
time we need some rules oh don't roll your eyes while I'm
speaking to you okay okay an you're right rules are
important but it's also important to laugh a little oh
ha haa hi everybody what's on
TV Jack just a minute it's almost finished excuse
me
so what were you watching that was so
engrossing it was an extremely interesting documentary about Picasso's
life there were lots of details about some of his stranger habits did you know
that Picasso preferred painting women with four eyes no I had no idea and that
he had lots of different types of dogs he used to give only dogs to his friends
strange isn't it and that he liked eating Italian cake at
Christmas well I also go crazy for Italian cake at Christmas and my name
isn't Picasso by the way where is our resident
artist Alice she left early this morning she said that she had something in
important to do she wouldn't tell me what but she did say it was none of my
business you know how she is that's strange she usually leaves
late well as a matter of fact she was very serious this
morning she told me she had a headache but I didn't believe
her oh look but it's getting
late I'm starting to get
worried don't play mom in Alice is a big girl now I know I know but it's just
that but she didn't tell me she would be late in fact she asked me if I would be
late today just a moment a few days ago Alice told me that she wanted to enter a
painting contest she said she thought it was her big
chance maybe that's where she is today
well you're probably right
but but it it's almost midnight I don't think contests last
that long why not we all know that artists are a little
crazy Picasso was a perfect example that's true you know something
about being crazy Jack don't you
good morning Alice where were you last
night we were getting worried good
morning I prefer not to talk about it why what
happened well I took part in a young artist competition I thought it would be
the perfect occasion for for me to show my
talent so how did it go you made a great
impression didn't you well no it went
badly they said that I wasn't cut out to be an
artist but the jury was made up of incompetence maybe no one appreciates my
talent oh come on now Alice don't take it so
badly you know you are a genius right that's all that
matters yes just like van goof who by the way only became famous after he had
died maybe that's my destiny maybe you're exaggerating just a
little bit I mean van
go but you don't really think you're in the same league do you and why not no
one appreciates my talent either anyway I want your opinions wait
just a moment while I get [Laughter]
something my goodness here you
go this is the painting I took along yesterday what do you
think isn't it beautiful
it's it's interesting um it's a very a very unique painting
yes unique is the right word uh Alice you know I don't really understand art
don't you what does it
represent that's the same question they asked me
yesterday I can't believe that it's so clear it's a painting of a man and a
woman walking hand in hand
oh I see mhm um well the truth is uh it's a bit
difficult to see I mean at first glance it looks like a
whole lot of mixed up colors come on Jack you just don't
understand abstract art do you well now I understand that neither of
you has any appreciation of Fine
Art oh artists never tell an artist what you
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