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1,800
### Instruction: i will try ### Response:
check your tires or you will get a flat
1,801
### Instruction: check your tires or you will get a flat ### Response:
oh that is not good
1,802
### Instruction: oh that is not good ### Response:
no it is not a flat costs you time and money
1,803
### Instruction: no it is not a flat costs you time and money ### Response:
and i do not have either
1,804
### Instruction: you are driving too fast ### Response:
i am in a hurry
1,805
### Instruction: i am in a hurry ### Response:
do not ever be in a hurry
1,806
### Instruction: do not ever be in a hurry ### Response:
it is not my fault you did not wake me up
1,807
### Instruction: it is not my fault you did not wake me up ### Response:
that is not my fault you did not tell me to wake you up
1,808
### Instruction: that is not my fault you did not tell me to wake you up ### Response:
well i meant to
1,809
### Instruction: well i meant to ### Response:
do not ever be in a hurry when you are driving
1,810
### Instruction: do not ever be in a hurry when you are driving ### Response:
why not
1,811
### Instruction: why not ### Response:
because you will have an accident most accidents are because people are in a hurry
1,812
### Instruction: because you will have an accident most accidents are because people are in a hurry ### Response:
how do you know that
1,813
### Instruction: how do you know that ### Response:
i read a lot
1,814
### Instruction: i read a lot ### Response:
i thought drunks caused most accidents
1,815
### Instruction: lets go for a ride ### Response:
where are we going
1,816
### Instruction: where are we going ### Response:
into the mountains
1,817
### Instruction: into the mountains ### Response:
that sounds nice
1,818
### Instruction: that sounds nice ### Response:
i want to show you my new car
1,819
### Instruction: i want to show you my new car ### Response:
you bought a new car
1,820
### Instruction: you bought a new car ### Response:
yes i bought a cadillac
1,821
### Instruction: yes i bought a cadillac ### Response:
a luxury car
1,822
### Instruction: a luxury car ### Response:
luxury plus speed
1,823
### Instruction: luxury plus speed ### Response:
what are we waiting for
1,824
### Instruction: what are we waiting for ### Response:
let me get the keys
1,825
### Instruction: let me get the keys ### Response:
let me get my camera
1,826
### Instruction: i have to go to the bathroom ### Response:
why did not you go before we left
1,827
### Instruction: why did not you go before we left ### Response:
i did but i have to go again
1,828
### Instruction: i did but i have to go again ### Response:
well hold on a little longer
1,829
### Instruction: well hold on a little longer ### Response:
i think i am going to explode
1,830
### Instruction: i think i am going to explode ### Response:
just hold on
1,831
### Instruction: just hold on ### Response:
oh do not hit any more bumps
1,832
### Instruction: oh do not hit any more bumps ### Response:
we will be at mcdonalds in just a few minutes
1,833
### Instruction: we will be at mcdonalds in just a few minutes ### Response:
i hope they are fast minutes
1,834
### Instruction: i hope they are fast minutes ### Response:
think about something else think about a hamburger
1,835
### Instruction: think about something else think about a hamburger ### Response:
i am thinking but i still have to go
1,836
### Instruction: i am thinking but i still have to go ### Response:
it is the next exit hold on
1,837
### Instruction: where is the car ### Response:
what do you mean
1,838
### Instruction: what do you mean ### Response:
the car is not here
1,839
### Instruction: the car is not here ### Response:
where did you park it
1,840
### Instruction: where did you park it ### Response:
i parked it right here
1,841
### Instruction: i parked it right here ### Response:
are you sure
1,842
### Instruction: are you sure ### Response:
yes i remember this big tree
1,843
### Instruction: yes i remember this big tree ### Response:
maybe it is the wrong tree
1,844
### Instruction: maybe it is the wrong tree ### Response:
no this is the tree
1,845
### Instruction: no this is the tree ### Response:
did someone steal it
1,846
### Instruction: did someone steal it ### Response:
i sure hope not
1,847
### Instruction: i sure hope not ### Response:
maybe they towed it away
1,848
### Instruction: look at this traffic ### Response:
i would rather not
1,849
### Instruction: i would rather not ### Response:
it gets worse every year
1,850
### Instruction: it gets worse every year ### Response:
why are you complaining we are going almost miles an hour
1,851
### Instruction: why are you complaining we are going almost miles an hour ### Response:
the speed limit is
1,852
### Instruction: the speed limit is ### Response:
well that is between and am
1,853
### Instruction: well that is between and am ### Response:
where are all these people going
1,854
### Instruction: where are all these people going ### Response:
they are all asking the same input
1,855
### Instruction: they are all asking the same input ### Response:
when are they going to fix this problem
1,856
### Instruction: when are they going to fix this problem ### Response:
they said they need more money
1,857
### Instruction: they said they need more money ### Response:
they always need more money
1,858
### Instruction: they always need more money ### Response:
it will get worse before it gets better
1,859
### Instruction: did you see that car ### Response:
yes he went through the red light
1,860
### Instruction: yes he went through the red light ### Response:
can we call the police
1,861
### Instruction: can we call the police ### Response:
no the police do not care
1,862
### Instruction: no the police do not care ### Response:
why not
1,863
### Instruction: why not ### Response:
they have to see it happen
1,864
### Instruction: they have to see it happen ### Response:
they do not believe us
1,865
### Instruction: they do not believe us ### Response:
no they can only give a ticket if they see it happen
1,866
### Instruction: no they can only give a ticket if they see it happen ### Response:
so what do we do
1,867
### Instruction: so what do we do ### Response:
we do not do anything
1,868
### Instruction: we do not do anything ### Response:
maybe we should honk the horn next time
1,869
### Instruction: maybe we should honk the horn next time ### Response:
the driver will just honk back at us
1,870
### Instruction: my car is dirty ### Response:
why do not you wash it
1,871
### Instruction: why do not you wash it ### Response:
that is what i am going to do
1,872
### Instruction: that is what i am going to do ### Response:
are you going to wash it yourself
1,873
### Instruction: are you going to wash it yourself ### Response:
of course it is not a hard job
1,874
### Instruction: of course it is not a hard job ### Response:
i will help you
1,875
### Instruction: i will help you ### Response:
okay i will get a bucket
1,876
### Instruction: okay i will get a bucket ### Response:
i will rinse the car first
1,877
### Instruction: i will rinse the car first ### Response:
then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap
1,878
### Instruction: then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap ### Response:
after that we can dry it with a towel
1,879
### Instruction: after that we can dry it with a towel ### Response:
then it will look like new
1,880
### Instruction: then it will look like new ### Response:
and you save
1,881
### Instruction: it sure is windy today ### Response:
paper is flying everywhere
1,882
### Instruction: paper is flying everywhere ### Response:
this wind is dangerous for drivers
1,883
### Instruction: this wind is dangerous for drivers ### Response:
especially for drivers of big trucks
1,884
### Instruction: especially for drivers of big trucks ### Response:
the wind blows those trucks over
1,885
### Instruction: the wind blows those trucks over ### Response:
it blows trees over too
1,886
### Instruction: it blows trees over too ### Response:
a tree fell onto my dads car
1,887
### Instruction: a tree fell onto my dads car ### Response:
was there much damage
1,888
### Instruction: was there much damage ### Response:
my dad had to buy a new car
1,889
### Instruction: my dad had to buy a new car ### Response:
wow that is terrible
1,890
### Instruction: wow that is terrible ### Response:
never park your car under a tree
1,891
### Instruction: never park your car under a tree ### Response:
the wind will get you or the birds will get you
1,892
### Instruction: when are we going to stop ### Response:
we will stop at the next mcdonalds
1,893
### Instruction: we will stop at the next mcdonalds ### Response:
how far away is that
1,894
### Instruction: how far away is that ### Response:
i think we will be there in half an hour
1,895
### Instruction: i think we will be there in half an hour ### Response:
i hope so i have to go to the bathroom
1,896
### Instruction: i hope so i have to go to the bathroom ### Response:
well i can always pull over
1,897
### Instruction: well i can always pull over ### Response:
no thank you i will just wait
1,898
### Instruction: no thank you i will just wait ### Response:
we can kill two birds with one stone
1,899
### Instruction: we can kill two birds with one stone ### Response:
what do you mean