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3,000 | ### Instruction:
i got a d in college chemistry
### Response:
| well a d is better than an f |
3,001 | ### Instruction:
well a d is better than an f
### Response:
| a tutor helped me get the d |
3,002 | ### Instruction:
a tutor helped me get the d
### Response:
| so you did not become a doctor |
3,003 | ### Instruction:
so you did not become a doctor
### Response:
| and now i am glad that i did not |
3,004 | ### Instruction:
and now i am glad that i did not
### Response:
| whys that |
3,005 | ### Instruction:
whys that
### Response:
| a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world |
3,006 | ### Instruction:
a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world
### Response:
| oh yes because of all the killer germs |
3,007 | ### Instruction:
oh yes because of all the killer germs
### Response:
| if you are a smart doctor you stay away from hospitals |
3,008 | ### Instruction:
if you are a smart doctor you stay away from hospitals
### Response:
| yes the smart doctors are those tv news doctorsa no hospitals no patients |
3,009 | ### Instruction:
i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up
### Response:
| why |
3,010 | ### Instruction:
why
### Response:
| because you get to meet a lot of people |
3,011 | ### Instruction:
because you get to meet a lot of people
### Response:
| you sure do |
3,012 | ### Instruction:
you sure do
### Response:
| and you get a lot of exercise every day |
3,013 | ### Instruction:
and you get a lot of exercise every day
### Response:
| that is the truth |
3,014 | ### Instruction:
that is the truth
### Response:
| and you get to play with a lot of dogs |
3,015 | ### Instruction:
and you get to play with a lot of dogs
### Response:
| well you are supposed to be working |
3,016 | ### Instruction:
well you are supposed to be working
### Response:
| yes but i will always pet the friendly dogs |
3,017 | ### Instruction:
yes but i will always pet the friendly dogs
### Response:
| what about the unfriendly dogs |
3,018 | ### Instruction:
what about the unfriendly dogs
### Response:
| i think if you are friendly to dogs they are friendly to you |
3,019 | ### Instruction:
i think if you are friendly to dogs they are friendly to you
### Response:
| dogs are like peoplea not all of them are friendly |
3,020 | ### Instruction:
i want to move to new york
### Response:
| to the state or the city |
3,021 | ### Instruction:
to the state or the city
### Response:
| to the city of course |
3,022 | ### Instruction:
to the city of course
### Response:
| why do you want to move there |
3,023 | ### Instruction:
why do you want to move there
### Response:
| because i want to make a lot of money |
3,024 | ### Instruction:
because i want to make a lot of money
### Response:
| there are a lot of poor people in new york |
3,025 | ### Instruction:
there are a lot of poor people in new york
### Response:
| there sure area at least a million |
3,026 | ### Instruction:
there sure area at least a million
### Response:
| so how do you plan to become rich |
3,027 | ### Instruction:
so how do you plan to become rich
### Response:
| i will knock on the doors of all the corporations |
3,028 | ### Instruction:
i will knock on the doors of all the corporations
### Response:
| that will not make you rich nobody will talk to you |
3,029 | ### Instruction:
that will not make you rich nobody will talk to you
### Response:
| i will keep knocking on doors |
3,030 | ### Instruction:
i will keep knocking on doors
### Response:
| all you will get is sore knuckles |
3,031 | ### Instruction:
i love salads
### Response:
| me too |
3,032 | ### Instruction:
me too
### Response:
| i usually eat a simple salad |
3,033 | ### Instruction:
i usually eat a simple salad
### Response:
| what do you put in it |
3,034 | ### Instruction:
what do you put in it
### Response:
| just lettuce tomato and celery |
3,035 | ### Instruction:
just lettuce tomato and celery
### Response:
| that is it |
3,036 | ### Instruction:
that is it
### Response:
| i add some pepper and salt |
3,037 | ### Instruction:
i add some pepper and salt
### Response:
| i always put cheese in my salads |
3,038 | ### Instruction:
i always put cheese in my salads
### Response:
| yes cheese is nice |
3,039 | ### Instruction:
yes cheese is nice
### Response:
| what kind of dressing do you use |
3,040 | ### Instruction:
what kind of dressing do you use
### Response:
| i pour lots of french dressing on top |
3,041 | ### Instruction:
i pour lots of french dressing on top
### Response:
| me too french dressing is so delicious who cares about calories |
3,042 | ### Instruction:
i love cheese
### Response:
| me too |
3,043 | ### Instruction:
me too
### Response:
| where does cheese come from |
3,044 | ### Instruction:
where does cheese come from
### Response:
| it comes from cows |
3,045 | ### Instruction:
it comes from cows
### Response:
| so we get cheese from cows and we get milk too |
3,046 | ### Instruction:
so we get cheese from cows and we get milk too
### Response:
| yes we do |
3,047 | ### Instruction:
yes we do
### Response:
| what else do we get from cows |
3,048 | ### Instruction:
what else do we get from cows
### Response:
| we get hamburgers and steak |
3,049 | ### Instruction:
we get hamburgers and steak
### Response:
| oh that is so delicious |
3,050 | ### Instruction:
oh that is so delicious
### Response:
| we also get leather |
3,051 | ### Instruction:
we also get leather
### Response:
| we get a lot of things from cows do not we |
3,052 | ### Instruction:
we get a lot of things from cows do not we
### Response:
| yes a cow is mangs best friend |
3,053 | ### Instruction:
i used to work in a deli
### Response:
| how did you like it |
3,054 | ### Instruction:
how did you like it
### Response:
| i loved it |
3,055 | ### Instruction:
i loved it
### Response:
| did you get free food |
3,056 | ### Instruction:
did you get free food
### Response:
| i ate free cheese and meat every day |
3,057 | ### Instruction:
i ate free cheese and meat every day
### Response:
| that sounds like a great job |
3,058 | ### Instruction:
that sounds like a great job
### Response:
| whatever a customer ordered i sliced off a little more for me |
3,059 | ### Instruction:
whatever a customer ordered i sliced off a little more for me
### Response:
| did you get fat |
3,060 | ### Instruction:
did you get fat
### Response:
| no but i did put on a few pounds |
3,061 | ### Instruction:
no but i did put on a few pounds
### Response:
| that sounds like a dream job |
3,062 | ### Instruction:
that sounds like a dream job
### Response:
| it was until one day my manager caught me |
3,063 | ### Instruction:
it was until one day my manager caught me
### Response:
| no more free cheese for you huh |
3,064 | ### Instruction:
i am on a new diet
### Response:
| what are you eating now |
3,065 | ### Instruction:
what are you eating now
### Response:
| i switched from pasta to potatoes |
3,066 | ### Instruction:
i switched from pasta to potatoes
### Response:
| why did you do that |
3,067 | ### Instruction:
why did you do that
### Response:
| pasta is processed food potatoes are natural food |
3,068 | ### Instruction:
pasta is processed food potatoes are natural food
### Response:
| natural food has more vitamins |
3,069 | ### Instruction:
natural food has more vitamins
### Response:
| and it is just as easy to prepare |
3,070 | ### Instruction:
and it is just as easy to prepare
### Response:
| how do you prepare the potatoes |
3,071 | ### Instruction:
how do you prepare the potatoes
### Response:
| i wash them and then steam them for minutes |
3,072 | ### Instruction:
i wash them and then steam them for minutes
### Response:
| that is pretty simple |
3,073 | ### Instruction:
that is pretty simple
### Response:
| then i add butter salt and pepper |
3,074 | ### Instruction:
then i add butter salt and pepper
### Response:
| can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta |
3,075 | ### Instruction:
my girlfriends mom got mad at me at the dinner table
### Response:
| why was that |
3,076 | ### Instruction:
why was that
### Response:
| i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it |
3,077 | ### Instruction:
i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it
### Response:
| that is the matter with that |
3,078 | ### Instruction:
that is the matter with that
### Response:
| her mom is a great cook |
3,079 | ### Instruction:
her mom is a great cook
### Response:
| so a little salt and pepper never hurt anything |
3,080 | ### Instruction:
so a little salt and pepper never hurt anything
### Response:
| it hurt her feelings |
3,081 | ### Instruction:
it hurt her feelings
### Response:
| oh |
3,082 | ### Instruction:
oh
### Response:
| i apologized to her but i could tell she was still upset |
3,083 | ### Instruction:
i apologized to her but i could tell she was still upset
### Response:
| maybe you should not eat there again |
3,084 | ### Instruction:
maybe you should not eat there again
### Response:
| i am sure everything will be okay in a day or two |
3,085 | ### Instruction:
i am sure everything will be okay in a day or two
### Response:
| it is your girlfriends fault she should have warned you |
3,086 | ### Instruction:
i eat the same thing every day
### Response:
| you are kidding |
3,087 | ### Instruction:
you are kidding
### Response:
| no i am serious |
3,088 | ### Instruction:
no i am serious
### Response:
| does not that get old |
3,089 | ### Instruction:
does not that get old
### Response:
| no because i am eating food that i like |
3,090 | ### Instruction:
no because i am eating food that i like
### Response:
| but the same thing day after day gets old |
3,091 | ### Instruction:
but the same thing day after day gets old
### Response:
| well i guess if it ever does get old i will change to something different |
3,092 | ### Instruction:
well i guess if it ever does get old i will change to something different
### Response:
| do you eat fruits and vegetables every day |
3,093 | ### Instruction:
do you eat fruits and vegetables every day
### Response:
| no i hate vegetables |
3,094 | ### Instruction:
no i hate vegetables
### Response:
| but you eat fruits |
3,095 | ### Instruction:
but you eat fruits
### Response:
| i eat two apples one banana and one orange every day |
3,096 | ### Instruction:
i eat two apples one banana and one orange every day
### Response:
| well theres nothing wrong with that |
3,097 | ### Instruction:
theres something wrong with my orange
### Response:
| that is wrong |
3,098 | ### Instruction:
that is wrong
### Response:
| it is not orange |
3,099 | ### Instruction:
it is not orange
### Response:
| your orange is not orange |
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