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nothing seems to work
all it takes is will power and you have it
3,601
all it takes is will power and you have it
then why cannot i quit
3,602
then why cannot i quit
you have to believe in yourself
3,603
my back is killing me
what did you do
3,604
what did you do
i got out of my car
3,605
i got out of my car
that is it
3,606
that is it
i injured my back one time just by sneezing
3,607
i injured my back one time just by sneezing
you should see a doctor
3,608
you should see a doctor
my doctor said i need surgery
3,609
my doctor said i need surgery
so
3,610
so
so forget it
3,611
so forget it
you do not have the money
3,612
you do not have the money
i have no insurance
3,613
i have no insurance
maybe a back rub would help
3,614
my brother smokes three packs a day
three packs of what
3,615
three packs of what
cigarettes of course
3,616
cigarettes of course
how can he do that
3,617
how can he do that
when he is almost finished with one cigarette he uses it to light another
3,618
when he is almost finished with one cigarette he uses it to light another
he is a chain smoker
3,619
he is a chain smoker
he is been a chain smoker for years
3,620
he is been a chain smoker for years
that is unbelievable can he still breathe
3,621
that is unbelievable can he still breathe
he can but the people around him cannot
3,622
he can but the people around him cannot
how can he still be alive
3,623
how can he still be alive
his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy
3,624
his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy
maybe i should start smoking
3,625
i hate brushing my teeth
it is such a chore
3,626
it is such a chore
brush brush spit spit
3,627
brush brush spit spit
what did they do in the old days
3,628
what did they do in the old days
they brushed with their fingers
3,629
they brushed with their fingers
they also ate with their fingers
3,630
they also ate with their fingers
why do they call it the good old days
3,631
why do they call it the good old days
maybe because they did not have to brush and floss
3,632
maybe because they did not have to brush and floss
who invented flossing
3,633
who invented flossing
a dentist i am sure
3,634
a dentist i am sure
i hate flossing more than brushing
3,635
i hate flossing more than brushing
i cannot wait till all my teeth fall out
3,636
lets stop for a while i need a break and some water
this trail is hard to climb
3,637
this trail is hard to climb
especially on a hot day like this
3,638
especially on a hot day like this
i cannot believe we have not seen any animals
3,639
i cannot believe we have not seen any animals
thank goodness i do not want to see any wild animals
3,640
thank goodness i do not want to see any wild animals
all we have seen so far is a couple of lizards
3,641
all we have seen so far is a couple of lizards
we are hiking to lose weight not to see goats and bears
3,642
we are hiking to lose weight not to see goats and bears
i bet i have lost a couple of pounds already
3,643
i bet i have lost a couple of pounds already
all you have lost is some sweat
3,644
all you have lost is some sweat
i have not even lost one pound of fat
3,645
i have not even lost one pound of fat
if you want to lose fat you have got to do this hike every day
3,646
if you want to lose fat you have got to do this hike every day
okay but lets hike in town at least there are cats and dogs to see
3,647
oh no another pimple on my face
pimples suck
3,648
pimples suck
it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day
3,649
it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day
maybe it is something in your diet
3,650
maybe it is something in your diet
no i eat the same things day after day
3,651
no i eat the same things day after day
then maybe it is in your genes
3,652
then maybe it is in your genes
you might be right
3,653
you might be right
do pimples run in your family
3,654
do pimples run in your family
not that i have noticed
3,655
not that i have noticed
well maybe it is from the pollution in the air
3,656
well maybe it is from the pollution in the air
whatever the cause i hate seeing them on my face
3,657
whatever the cause i hate seeing them on my face
well on the bright side they are fun to pop
3,658
do you believe everything you hear
i do not believe anything i do not see with my own eyes
3,659
i do not believe anything i do not see with my own eyes
you cannot believe what you hear on tv or radio
3,660
you cannot believe what you hear on tv or radio
you cannot believe what you read in the newspapers
3,661
you cannot believe what you read in the newspapers
everyone tells you a different story about the same thing
3,662
everyone tells you a different story about the same thing
three different people will give you three different stories
3,663
three different people will give you three different stories
and the government will give you a fourth story
3,664
and the government will give you a fourth story
yes like the government says not to worry about the swine flu
3,665
yes like the government says not to worry about the swine flu
but the swine flu just killed people in mexico
3,666
but the swine flu just killed people in mexico
the government says we have nothing to worry about
3,667
the government says we have nothing to worry about
then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home
3,668
then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home
the government says to wash our hands frequently and we will all be okay
3,669
do not pick your nose
i was not picking my nose
3,670
i was not picking my nose
what were you doing
3,671
what were you doing
i was scratching my nose
3,672
i was scratching my nose
i think i know the difference between picking and scratching
3,673
i think i know the difference between picking and scratching
okay mom maybe i was picking it a little bit
3,674
okay mom maybe i was picking it a little bit
use a tissue next time
3,675
use a tissue next time
i did not have a tissue
3,676
i did not have a tissue
then wait till you find a tissue
3,677
then wait till you find a tissue
i could not wait it was an emergency
3,678
i could not wait it was an emergency
oh really maybe you should have called
3,679
oh really maybe you should have called
it was not that kind of emergency
3,680
our tv remote is filthy
yes it is covered with crud
3,681
yes it is covered with crud
i am going to clean it
3,682
i am going to clean it
do not use water on it
3,683
do not use water on it
i will use a damp cloth
3,684
i will use a damp cloth
do not let water get into any of the cracks
3,685
do not let water get into any of the cracks
i will squeeze the cloth so it is almost dry
3,686
i will squeeze the cloth so it is almost dry
do not rub the numbers off the remote
3,687
do not rub the numbers off the remote
i will rub gently but firmly
3,688
i will rub gently but firmly
do it quickly please so i can change channels during commercials
3,689
do it quickly please so i can change channels during commercials
i will give it back to you in a couple of minutes
3,690
i will give it back to you in a couple of minutes
maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean
3,691
my ear is killing me
that is the matter
3,692
that is the matter
i was on a plane
3,693
i was on a plane
so
3,694
so
so every time the plane goes up my ear starts to hurt
3,695
so every time the plane goes up my ear starts to hurt
that is no good
3,696
that is no good
sometimes the pain goes away and sometimes it does not
3,697
sometimes the pain goes away and sometimes it does not
have you seen a doctor
3,698
have you seen a doctor
i have been to two doctors
3,699
i have been to two doctors
and they could not fix your problem