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3,600 | nothing seems to work | all it takes is will power and you have it |
3,601 | all it takes is will power and you have it | then why cannot i quit |
3,602 | then why cannot i quit | you have to believe in yourself |
3,603 | my back is killing me | what did you do |
3,604 | what did you do | i got out of my car |
3,605 | i got out of my car | that is it |
3,606 | that is it | i injured my back one time just by sneezing |
3,607 | i injured my back one time just by sneezing | you should see a doctor |
3,608 | you should see a doctor | my doctor said i need surgery |
3,609 | my doctor said i need surgery | so |
3,610 | so | so forget it |
3,611 | so forget it | you do not have the money |
3,612 | you do not have the money | i have no insurance |
3,613 | i have no insurance | maybe a back rub would help |
3,614 | my brother smokes three packs a day | three packs of what |
3,615 | three packs of what | cigarettes of course |
3,616 | cigarettes of course | how can he do that |
3,617 | how can he do that | when he is almost finished with one cigarette he uses it to light another |
3,618 | when he is almost finished with one cigarette he uses it to light another | he is a chain smoker |
3,619 | he is a chain smoker | he is been a chain smoker for years |
3,620 | he is been a chain smoker for years | that is unbelievable can he still breathe |
3,621 | that is unbelievable can he still breathe | he can but the people around him cannot |
3,622 | he can but the people around him cannot | how can he still be alive |
3,623 | how can he still be alive | his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy |
3,624 | his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy | maybe i should start smoking |
3,625 | i hate brushing my teeth | it is such a chore |
3,626 | it is such a chore | brush brush spit spit |
3,627 | brush brush spit spit | what did they do in the old days |
3,628 | what did they do in the old days | they brushed with their fingers |
3,629 | they brushed with their fingers | they also ate with their fingers |
3,630 | they also ate with their fingers | why do they call it the good old days |
3,631 | why do they call it the good old days | maybe because they did not have to brush and floss |
3,632 | maybe because they did not have to brush and floss | who invented flossing |
3,633 | who invented flossing | a dentist i am sure |
3,634 | a dentist i am sure | i hate flossing more than brushing |
3,635 | i hate flossing more than brushing | i cannot wait till all my teeth fall out |
3,636 | lets stop for a while i need a break and some water | this trail is hard to climb |
3,637 | this trail is hard to climb | especially on a hot day like this |
3,638 | especially on a hot day like this | i cannot believe we have not seen any animals |
3,639 | i cannot believe we have not seen any animals | thank goodness i do not want to see any wild animals |
3,640 | thank goodness i do not want to see any wild animals | all we have seen so far is a couple of lizards |
3,641 | all we have seen so far is a couple of lizards | we are hiking to lose weight not to see goats and bears |
3,642 | we are hiking to lose weight not to see goats and bears | i bet i have lost a couple of pounds already |
3,643 | i bet i have lost a couple of pounds already | all you have lost is some sweat |
3,644 | all you have lost is some sweat | i have not even lost one pound of fat |
3,645 | i have not even lost one pound of fat | if you want to lose fat you have got to do this hike every day |
3,646 | if you want to lose fat you have got to do this hike every day | okay but lets hike in town at least there are cats and dogs to see |
3,647 | oh no another pimple on my face | pimples suck |
3,648 | pimples suck | it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day |
3,649 | it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day | maybe it is something in your diet |
3,650 | maybe it is something in your diet | no i eat the same things day after day |
3,651 | no i eat the same things day after day | then maybe it is in your genes |
3,652 | then maybe it is in your genes | you might be right |
3,653 | you might be right | do pimples run in your family |
3,654 | do pimples run in your family | not that i have noticed |
3,655 | not that i have noticed | well maybe it is from the pollution in the air |
3,656 | well maybe it is from the pollution in the air | whatever the cause i hate seeing them on my face |
3,657 | whatever the cause i hate seeing them on my face | well on the bright side they are fun to pop |
3,658 | do you believe everything you hear | i do not believe anything i do not see with my own eyes |
3,659 | i do not believe anything i do not see with my own eyes | you cannot believe what you hear on tv or radio |
3,660 | you cannot believe what you hear on tv or radio | you cannot believe what you read in the newspapers |
3,661 | you cannot believe what you read in the newspapers | everyone tells you a different story about the same thing |
3,662 | everyone tells you a different story about the same thing | three different people will give you three different stories |
3,663 | three different people will give you three different stories | and the government will give you a fourth story |
3,664 | and the government will give you a fourth story | yes like the government says not to worry about the swine flu |
3,665 | yes like the government says not to worry about the swine flu | but the swine flu just killed people in mexico |
3,666 | but the swine flu just killed people in mexico | the government says we have nothing to worry about |
3,667 | the government says we have nothing to worry about | then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home |
3,668 | then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home | the government says to wash our hands frequently and we will all be okay |
3,669 | do not pick your nose | i was not picking my nose |
3,670 | i was not picking my nose | what were you doing |
3,671 | what were you doing | i was scratching my nose |
3,672 | i was scratching my nose | i think i know the difference between picking and scratching |
3,673 | i think i know the difference between picking and scratching | okay mom maybe i was picking it a little bit |
3,674 | okay mom maybe i was picking it a little bit | use a tissue next time |
3,675 | use a tissue next time | i did not have a tissue |
3,676 | i did not have a tissue | then wait till you find a tissue |
3,677 | then wait till you find a tissue | i could not wait it was an emergency |
3,678 | i could not wait it was an emergency | oh really maybe you should have called |
3,679 | oh really maybe you should have called | it was not that kind of emergency |
3,680 | our tv remote is filthy | yes it is covered with crud |
3,681 | yes it is covered with crud | i am going to clean it |
3,682 | i am going to clean it | do not use water on it |
3,683 | do not use water on it | i will use a damp cloth |
3,684 | i will use a damp cloth | do not let water get into any of the cracks |
3,685 | do not let water get into any of the cracks | i will squeeze the cloth so it is almost dry |
3,686 | i will squeeze the cloth so it is almost dry | do not rub the numbers off the remote |
3,687 | do not rub the numbers off the remote | i will rub gently but firmly |
3,688 | i will rub gently but firmly | do it quickly please so i can change channels during commercials |
3,689 | do it quickly please so i can change channels during commercials | i will give it back to you in a couple of minutes |
3,690 | i will give it back to you in a couple of minutes | maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean |
3,691 | my ear is killing me | that is the matter |
3,692 | that is the matter | i was on a plane |
3,693 | i was on a plane | so |
3,694 | so | so every time the plane goes up my ear starts to hurt |
3,695 | so every time the plane goes up my ear starts to hurt | that is no good |
3,696 | that is no good | sometimes the pain goes away and sometimes it does not |
3,697 | sometimes the pain goes away and sometimes it does not | have you seen a doctor |
3,698 | have you seen a doctor | i have been to two doctors |
3,699 | i have been to two doctors | and they could not fix your problem |
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