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they say that we are funnylooking

ha we are not funnylooking animals are funnylooking

ha we are not funnylooking animals are funnylooking

we are funnylooking because we wear clothes

i have to clean the house

yes it is very dirty

yes it is very dirty

you can help me

you can help me

why me

why me

because you helped make it dirty

because you helped make it dirty

what do you want me to do

what do you want me to do

i want you to clean the bathroom

i want you to clean the bathroom

oh that is easy

oh that is easy

clean the sink the tub the counter and the toilet

clean the sink the tub the counter and the toilet

that is a lot of work

that is a lot of work

tell me when you finish

tell me when you finish

i do not think so you will just give me more work

you are watching too much tv

what do you mean

what do you mean

i mean you are wasting your life

i mean you are wasting your life

i am having fun

i am having fun

you are sitting there with your mouth open

you are sitting there with your mouth open

who cares

who cares

i care do something

i care do something

okay i did something

okay i did something

what did you do

what did you do

i turned up the volume

i turned up the volume

that is not what i meant by do something

that is not what i meant by do something

will you do something leave me alone

did you write a letter to grandma

yes i did

yes i did

did you tell her about school

did you tell her about school

i told her that school is fun

i told her that school is fun

did you put the letter in an envelope

did you put the letter in an envelope

yes and i sealed the envelope

yes and i sealed the envelope

did you put a stamp on the envelope

did you put a stamp on the envelope

i could not find any stamps

i could not find any stamps

they are in the kitchen drawer

they are in the kitchen drawer

okay i just put a stamp on the envelope

okay i just put a stamp on the envelope

give me the envelope and i will mail it for you

give me the envelope and i will mail it for you

when is grandma going to learn about email

why are you yawning

i am sleepy

i am sleepy

why do not you go to bed

why do not you go to bed

i want to watch this tv show

i want to watch this tv show

maybe you should record it

maybe you should record it

the tape recorder is broken

the tape recorder is broken

then you should watch the rerun

then you should watch the rerun

why i am watching the original

why i am watching the original

but you will be asleep in about one minute

but you will be asleep in about one minute

i am just yawning because the commercials are on

i am just yawning because the commercials are on

okay i will tell you how the show ends

okay i will tell you how the show ends

zzz

it is sunday

so

so

you know what that means

you know what that means

i forgot

i forgot

sunday means we go to church

sunday means we go to church

oh yeah

oh yeah

put on a coat and tie

put on a coat and tie

why

why

to show respect to god and others

to show respect to god and others

i am glad sunday is only once a week

i am glad sunday is only once a week

i hope god did not hear that

i hope god did not hear that

he will forgive me

did you feed the cat

i will do that in a minute

i will do that in a minute

the cat is meowing he is hungry

the cat is meowing he is hungry

okay i will feed him right now

okay i will feed him right now

you should not make him wait

you should not make him wait

i was doing my homework

i was doing my homework

the cat does not care about your homework

the cat does not care about your homework

the cat does not care about anything

the cat does not care about anything

that is the way cats are

that is the way cats are

all they think about is themselves

all they think about is themselves

maybe we should get rid of him

maybe we should get rid of him

of course not he is family

i hate shaving

me too

me too

i just cut myself again

i just cut myself again

did you use a new blade

did you use a new blade

it does not matter old blades cut new blades cut

it does not matter old blades cut new blades cut

maybe you should use an electric shaver

maybe you should use an electric shaver

they make a lot of noise but they do not give a close shave

they make a lot of noise but they do not give a close shave

maybe you should stop shaving

maybe you should stop shaving

and grow a beard

and grow a beard

sure why not

sure why not

because food and other stuff sticks in my beard

because food and other stuff sticks in my beard

hmm heres an idea put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off

excuse me

yes

yes

are you reading this paper

are you reading this paper

oh no help yourself

oh no help yourself

i asked because the paper is sitting next to you

i asked because the paper is sitting next to you

thank you that is polite of you to ask

thank you that is polite of you to ask

some people would just pick it up

some people would just pick it up

yes i know some people are rude

yes i know some people are rude

i always try to be polite

i always try to be polite

so do i

so do i

the world needs more polite people like us

the world needs more polite people like us

i agree percent

mom i want a puppy

let me think about it

let me think about it

why do you have to think about it

why do you have to think about it

because a puppy costs money

because a puppy costs money

no it does not puppies are free

no it does not puppies are free

yes but a puppy needs shots

yes but a puppy needs shots

shots for what

shots for what

so it will not get sick just like you get shots

so it will not get sick just like you get shots

i hate shots

i hate shots

and a puppy eats food food costs money

and a puppy eats food food costs money

no problem i will give him food off my plate