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900 | they say that we are funnylooking | ha we are not funnylooking animals are funnylooking |
901 | ha we are not funnylooking animals are funnylooking | we are funnylooking because we wear clothes |
902 | i have to clean the house | yes it is very dirty |
903 | yes it is very dirty | you can help me |
904 | you can help me | why me |
905 | why me | because you helped make it dirty |
906 | because you helped make it dirty | what do you want me to do |
907 | what do you want me to do | i want you to clean the bathroom |
908 | i want you to clean the bathroom | oh that is easy |
909 | oh that is easy | clean the sink the tub the counter and the toilet |
910 | clean the sink the tub the counter and the toilet | that is a lot of work |
911 | that is a lot of work | tell me when you finish |
912 | tell me when you finish | i do not think so you will just give me more work |
913 | you are watching too much tv | what do you mean |
914 | what do you mean | i mean you are wasting your life |
915 | i mean you are wasting your life | i am having fun |
916 | i am having fun | you are sitting there with your mouth open |
917 | you are sitting there with your mouth open | who cares |
918 | who cares | i care do something |
919 | i care do something | okay i did something |
920 | okay i did something | what did you do |
921 | what did you do | i turned up the volume |
922 | i turned up the volume | that is not what i meant by do something |
923 | that is not what i meant by do something | will you do something leave me alone |
924 | did you write a letter to grandma | yes i did |
925 | yes i did | did you tell her about school |
926 | did you tell her about school | i told her that school is fun |
927 | i told her that school is fun | did you put the letter in an envelope |
928 | did you put the letter in an envelope | yes and i sealed the envelope |
929 | yes and i sealed the envelope | did you put a stamp on the envelope |
930 | did you put a stamp on the envelope | i could not find any stamps |
931 | i could not find any stamps | they are in the kitchen drawer |
932 | they are in the kitchen drawer | okay i just put a stamp on the envelope |
933 | okay i just put a stamp on the envelope | give me the envelope and i will mail it for you |
934 | give me the envelope and i will mail it for you | when is grandma going to learn about email |
935 | why are you yawning | i am sleepy |
936 | i am sleepy | why do not you go to bed |
937 | why do not you go to bed | i want to watch this tv show |
938 | i want to watch this tv show | maybe you should record it |
939 | maybe you should record it | the tape recorder is broken |
940 | the tape recorder is broken | then you should watch the rerun |
941 | then you should watch the rerun | why i am watching the original |
942 | why i am watching the original | but you will be asleep in about one minute |
943 | but you will be asleep in about one minute | i am just yawning because the commercials are on |
944 | i am just yawning because the commercials are on | okay i will tell you how the show ends |
945 | okay i will tell you how the show ends | zzz |
946 | it is sunday | so |
947 | so | you know what that means |
948 | you know what that means | i forgot |
949 | i forgot | sunday means we go to church |
950 | sunday means we go to church | oh yeah |
951 | oh yeah | put on a coat and tie |
952 | put on a coat and tie | why |
953 | why | to show respect to god and others |
954 | to show respect to god and others | i am glad sunday is only once a week |
955 | i am glad sunday is only once a week | i hope god did not hear that |
956 | i hope god did not hear that | he will forgive me |
957 | did you feed the cat | i will do that in a minute |
958 | i will do that in a minute | the cat is meowing he is hungry |
959 | the cat is meowing he is hungry | okay i will feed him right now |
960 | okay i will feed him right now | you should not make him wait |
961 | you should not make him wait | i was doing my homework |
962 | i was doing my homework | the cat does not care about your homework |
963 | the cat does not care about your homework | the cat does not care about anything |
964 | the cat does not care about anything | that is the way cats are |
965 | that is the way cats are | all they think about is themselves |
966 | all they think about is themselves | maybe we should get rid of him |
967 | maybe we should get rid of him | of course not he is family |
968 | i hate shaving | me too |
969 | me too | i just cut myself again |
970 | i just cut myself again | did you use a new blade |
971 | did you use a new blade | it does not matter old blades cut new blades cut |
972 | it does not matter old blades cut new blades cut | maybe you should use an electric shaver |
973 | maybe you should use an electric shaver | they make a lot of noise but they do not give a close shave |
974 | they make a lot of noise but they do not give a close shave | maybe you should stop shaving |
975 | maybe you should stop shaving | and grow a beard |
976 | and grow a beard | sure why not |
977 | sure why not | because food and other stuff sticks in my beard |
978 | because food and other stuff sticks in my beard | hmm heres an idea put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off |
979 | excuse me | yes |
980 | yes | are you reading this paper |
981 | are you reading this paper | oh no help yourself |
982 | oh no help yourself | i asked because the paper is sitting next to you |
983 | i asked because the paper is sitting next to you | thank you that is polite of you to ask |
984 | thank you that is polite of you to ask | some people would just pick it up |
985 | some people would just pick it up | yes i know some people are rude |
986 | yes i know some people are rude | i always try to be polite |
987 | i always try to be polite | so do i |
988 | so do i | the world needs more polite people like us |
989 | the world needs more polite people like us | i agree percent |
990 | mom i want a puppy | let me think about it |
991 | let me think about it | why do you have to think about it |
992 | why do you have to think about it | because a puppy costs money |
993 | because a puppy costs money | no it does not puppies are free |
994 | no it does not puppies are free | yes but a puppy needs shots |
995 | yes but a puppy needs shots | shots for what |
996 | shots for what | so it will not get sick just like you get shots |
997 | so it will not get sick just like you get shots | i hate shots |
998 | i hate shots | and a puppy eats food food costs money |
999 | and a puppy eats food food costs money | no problem i will give him food off my plate |