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14,900
no he did not have time to do that
well he is got plenty of time now
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well he is got plenty of time now
no he is too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president
14,902
did you get your official sample ballot
yes with the voter instructions
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yes with the voter instructions
how are you going to vote
14,904
how are you going to vote
same as ever by mail all it costs me is a stamp
14,905
same as ever by mail all it costs me is a stamp
i meant are you going to vote for or against the new taxes
14,906
i meant are you going to vote for or against the new taxes
against all of them of course
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against all of them of course
but we need new taxes to pay for highways schools and prisons
14,908
but we need new taxes to pay for highways schools and prisons
we have already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff
14,909
we have already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff
that is true where did that money go
14,910
that is true where did that money go
our legislators spent it on firstclass travel all over the world
14,911
our legislators spent it on firstclass travel all over the world
they are having a good time with our money
14,912
they are having a good time with our money
so when are we going to stop giving them more
14,913
have you decided how you are going to vote
do you mean on measures and
14,914
do you mean on measures and
yes the ones that will improve our schools roads and hospitals
14,915
yes the ones that will improve our schools roads and hospitals
you mean the measures that will raise our taxes
14,916
you mean the measures that will raise our taxes
but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase
14,917
but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase
do you believe the tv ads
14,918
do you believe the tv ads
i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes
14,919
i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes
do not believe him whatever the tv ads tell you the opposite is true
14,920
do not believe him whatever the tv ads tell you the opposite is true
but the title of measure is better schools at no cost
14,921
but the title of measure is better schools at no cost
the title should be better schools at huge cost
14,922
the title should be better schools at huge cost
i cannot believe that they would lie to us
14,923
i cannot believe that they would lie to us
of course they liea that is what politicians do
14,924
i have a stomachache
is it something you ate
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is it something you ate
maybe i am not sure
14,926
maybe i am not sure
what did you have for breakfast
14,927
what did you have for breakfast
the usual cereal with milk and a banana
14,928
the usual cereal with milk and a banana
maybe the milk was bad
14,929
maybe the milk was bad
it did not smell bad
14,930
it did not smell bad
maybe the banana was bad
14,931
maybe the banana was bad
no the banana was delicious
14,932
no the banana was delicious
maybe you just need to go to the bathroom
14,933
maybe you just need to go to the bathroom
no that is not the problem
14,934
no that is not the problem
maybe it will go away in a little while
14,935
that is this stain
i do not know
14,936
i do not know
it looks like blood
14,937
it looks like blood
i think my nose was bleeding
14,938
i think my nose was bleeding
you should wet your shirt immediately
14,939
you should wet your shirt immediately
why
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why
because that gets the blood out of the shirt
14,941
because that gets the blood out of the shirt
that is a little blood
14,942
that is a little blood
your white shirt is ruined
14,943
your white shirt is ruined
so i will just buy another one
14,944
so i will just buy another one
you can wear this one around the house
14,945
you can wear this one around the house
next time i will soak it immediately
14,946
my fingers hurt
why do they hurt
14,947
why do they hurt
i type too much
14,948
i type too much
you should take a break
14,949
you should take a break
i need to type to make money
14,950
i need to type to make money
but typing is causing you pain
14,951
but typing is causing you pain
maybe i should see a doctor
14,952
maybe i should see a doctor
doctors are too expensive
14,953
doctors are too expensive
he might tell me to rest for a while
14,954
he might tell me to rest for a while
he might want to cut you open
14,955
he might want to cut you open
he might say i am okay
14,956
he might say i am okay
he might say you have bone cancer
14,957
what did the doctor say
he thinks i have too much stress
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he thinks i have too much stress
stress causes your stomachaches
14,959
stress causes your stomachaches
stress causes different problems with different people
14,960
stress causes different problems with different people
so what did he tell you to do
14,961
so what did he tell you to do
he said i need to think positive
14,962
he said i need to think positive
he did not give you any medication
14,963
he did not give you any medication
i hate medication it makes me feel different
14,964
i hate medication it makes me feel different
so how do you think positive
14,965
so how do you think positive
i think about nice things
14,966
i think about nice things
like what
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like what
like a day at the beach with my toes in the sand
14,968
i cut my finger
how did you do that
14,969
how did you do that
it is a paper cut
14,970
it is a paper cut
paper can be dangerous
14,971
paper can be dangerous
it hurts too
14,972
it hurts too
paper cuts can hurt a lot
14,973
paper cuts can hurt a lot
where are the bandaids
14,974
where are the bandaids
i think they are in the medicine cabinet
14,975
i think they are in the medicine cabinet
it is on the tip of my finger
14,976
it is on the tip of my finger
a bandaid might not work
14,977
a bandaid might not work
i must not use this finger until the cut heals
14,978
i must not use this finger until the cut heals
it might take a day or two to heal
14,979
do you smell that
yes
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yes
i cannot stand cigarette smoke
14,981
i cannot stand cigarette smoke
it smells so bad
14,982
it smells so bad
one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk
14,983
one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk
smokers think they are so cool
14,984
smokers think they are so cool
they are so weak
14,985
they are so weak
a little cigarette controls them
14,986
a little cigarette controls them
they look so stupid taking a puff
14,987
they look so stupid taking a puff
and then they blow smoke out of their mouth
14,988
and then they blow smoke out of their mouth
they think it is cool
14,989
they think it is cool
cigarettes stink
14,990
do you have a cold
yes i do
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yes i do
how did you get it
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how did you get it
my sister had a cold she gave it to me
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my sister had a cold she gave it to me
have you taken anything for your cold
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have you taken anything for your cold
no i just blow my nose a lot
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no i just blow my nose a lot
your nose is stopped up
14,996
your nose is stopped up
yes i have to breathe through my mouth
14,997
yes i have to breathe through my mouth
have you tried nose drops
14,998
have you tried nose drops
no i do not like nose drops
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no i do not like nose drops
they work great