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14,900 | no he did not have time to do that | well he is got plenty of time now |
14,901 | well he is got plenty of time now | no he is too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president |
14,902 | did you get your official sample ballot | yes with the voter instructions |
14,903 | yes with the voter instructions | how are you going to vote |
14,904 | how are you going to vote | same as ever by mail all it costs me is a stamp |
14,905 | same as ever by mail all it costs me is a stamp | i meant are you going to vote for or against the new taxes |
14,906 | i meant are you going to vote for or against the new taxes | against all of them of course |
14,907 | against all of them of course | but we need new taxes to pay for highways schools and prisons |
14,908 | but we need new taxes to pay for highways schools and prisons | we have already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff |
14,909 | we have already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff | that is true where did that money go |
14,910 | that is true where did that money go | our legislators spent it on firstclass travel all over the world |
14,911 | our legislators spent it on firstclass travel all over the world | they are having a good time with our money |
14,912 | they are having a good time with our money | so when are we going to stop giving them more |
14,913 | have you decided how you are going to vote | do you mean on measures and |
14,914 | do you mean on measures and | yes the ones that will improve our schools roads and hospitals |
14,915 | yes the ones that will improve our schools roads and hospitals | you mean the measures that will raise our taxes |
14,916 | you mean the measures that will raise our taxes | but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase |
14,917 | but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase | do you believe the tv ads |
14,918 | do you believe the tv ads | i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes |
14,919 | i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes | do not believe him whatever the tv ads tell you the opposite is true |
14,920 | do not believe him whatever the tv ads tell you the opposite is true | but the title of measure is better schools at no cost |
14,921 | but the title of measure is better schools at no cost | the title should be better schools at huge cost |
14,922 | the title should be better schools at huge cost | i cannot believe that they would lie to us |
14,923 | i cannot believe that they would lie to us | of course they liea that is what politicians do |
14,924 | i have a stomachache | is it something you ate |
14,925 | is it something you ate | maybe i am not sure |
14,926 | maybe i am not sure | what did you have for breakfast |
14,927 | what did you have for breakfast | the usual cereal with milk and a banana |
14,928 | the usual cereal with milk and a banana | maybe the milk was bad |
14,929 | maybe the milk was bad | it did not smell bad |
14,930 | it did not smell bad | maybe the banana was bad |
14,931 | maybe the banana was bad | no the banana was delicious |
14,932 | no the banana was delicious | maybe you just need to go to the bathroom |
14,933 | maybe you just need to go to the bathroom | no that is not the problem |
14,934 | no that is not the problem | maybe it will go away in a little while |
14,935 | that is this stain | i do not know |
14,936 | i do not know | it looks like blood |
14,937 | it looks like blood | i think my nose was bleeding |
14,938 | i think my nose was bleeding | you should wet your shirt immediately |
14,939 | you should wet your shirt immediately | why |
14,940 | why | because that gets the blood out of the shirt |
14,941 | because that gets the blood out of the shirt | that is a little blood |
14,942 | that is a little blood | your white shirt is ruined |
14,943 | your white shirt is ruined | so i will just buy another one |
14,944 | so i will just buy another one | you can wear this one around the house |
14,945 | you can wear this one around the house | next time i will soak it immediately |
14,946 | my fingers hurt | why do they hurt |
14,947 | why do they hurt | i type too much |
14,948 | i type too much | you should take a break |
14,949 | you should take a break | i need to type to make money |
14,950 | i need to type to make money | but typing is causing you pain |
14,951 | but typing is causing you pain | maybe i should see a doctor |
14,952 | maybe i should see a doctor | doctors are too expensive |
14,953 | doctors are too expensive | he might tell me to rest for a while |
14,954 | he might tell me to rest for a while | he might want to cut you open |
14,955 | he might want to cut you open | he might say i am okay |
14,956 | he might say i am okay | he might say you have bone cancer |
14,957 | what did the doctor say | he thinks i have too much stress |
14,958 | he thinks i have too much stress | stress causes your stomachaches |
14,959 | stress causes your stomachaches | stress causes different problems with different people |
14,960 | stress causes different problems with different people | so what did he tell you to do |
14,961 | so what did he tell you to do | he said i need to think positive |
14,962 | he said i need to think positive | he did not give you any medication |
14,963 | he did not give you any medication | i hate medication it makes me feel different |
14,964 | i hate medication it makes me feel different | so how do you think positive |
14,965 | so how do you think positive | i think about nice things |
14,966 | i think about nice things | like what |
14,967 | like what | like a day at the beach with my toes in the sand |
14,968 | i cut my finger | how did you do that |
14,969 | how did you do that | it is a paper cut |
14,970 | it is a paper cut | paper can be dangerous |
14,971 | paper can be dangerous | it hurts too |
14,972 | it hurts too | paper cuts can hurt a lot |
14,973 | paper cuts can hurt a lot | where are the bandaids |
14,974 | where are the bandaids | i think they are in the medicine cabinet |
14,975 | i think they are in the medicine cabinet | it is on the tip of my finger |
14,976 | it is on the tip of my finger | a bandaid might not work |
14,977 | a bandaid might not work | i must not use this finger until the cut heals |
14,978 | i must not use this finger until the cut heals | it might take a day or two to heal |
14,979 | do you smell that | yes |
14,980 | yes | i cannot stand cigarette smoke |
14,981 | i cannot stand cigarette smoke | it smells so bad |
14,982 | it smells so bad | one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk |
14,983 | one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk | smokers think they are so cool |
14,984 | smokers think they are so cool | they are so weak |
14,985 | they are so weak | a little cigarette controls them |
14,986 | a little cigarette controls them | they look so stupid taking a puff |
14,987 | they look so stupid taking a puff | and then they blow smoke out of their mouth |
14,988 | and then they blow smoke out of their mouth | they think it is cool |
14,989 | they think it is cool | cigarettes stink |
14,990 | do you have a cold | yes i do |
14,991 | yes i do | how did you get it |
14,992 | how did you get it | my sister had a cold she gave it to me |
14,993 | my sister had a cold she gave it to me | have you taken anything for your cold |
14,994 | have you taken anything for your cold | no i just blow my nose a lot |
14,995 | no i just blow my nose a lot | your nose is stopped up |
14,996 | your nose is stopped up | yes i have to breathe through my mouth |
14,997 | yes i have to breathe through my mouth | have you tried nose drops |
14,998 | have you tried nose drops | no i do not like nose drops |
14,999 | no i do not like nose drops | they work great |