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It's Just Human Nature (MysteriousD/DaddysLittleSkank)
I know: Morgan said with a sheepish smile. She knew she had a great support system but that did little to calm her nerves. It wasn t that she felt they would help her but rather that she feared she d depend on them too heavily.Marceline rolled her eyes giving a small chuckle, be careful I might grab that tongue.
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Finn held onto Morgan with a comforting embrace. He didn't always know what was in her mind, but his heart did at times. "Besides, you're an amazing strong person. You can handle the biz. We all believe in you, so believe in yourself," Finn noted to her with a smile."How? With your own tongue?" Diego said with a chuckle and a teasing tone.
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Morgan turned around and kissed Finn. You re the best. She said with her arms around his neck. Maybe. Marceline replies teasingly. Or maybe I ll just shove mine in your mouth.
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"You are too," Finn responded to her with a kiss of his own. "All right, all right. Now we gotta celebrate! Lucky for everyone, I planned for this," Ice King said as he made some ice furniture before pulling a wrapped cake out of his beard. "Don't worry, it's not bad. I made it earlier today," he said."I wouldn't mind that along," Diego responded to her with his teasing while Aurelio kept laughing at his parents being silly.
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Why d you make a cake this morning? Morgan asked a bit surprised by it. You sure you wouldn t mind? We are in public with our son and you know our makeout sessions always lead to more. Marceline said raising an eyebrow.
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"I've been making cakes the past few weeks for when something like this happens. I gave all the leftover cakes to Princess Bubblegum or to the penguins," Ice King said with his happy smile and his Ice Kingey self."Well, we can always save it for later," Diego told her before he kissed her cheek. "I wonder how we would be if we grew up back in our time. Like in a city like normal humans would've, though we were already not really human by then," Diego noted to her.
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What flavor? Morgan asked. She was still a little bit weirded out by the whole thing of her dad just having a cake ready to go but decided to go with the flow. Who knows? Marceline said. I ve learned that we shouldn t spend time thinking about the what if s because it distracts from reality.
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"Well, mainly vanilla because it was the easiest, but there were some snow berries there too," Ice King said with a proud smile at the delicious looking cake.Diego smiled as he cuddled up next to his family. "When I was younger, that's one of the things I would think about a lot. The what ifs. Part of it was because it was interesting, but I think also to help cope with feeling powerless and so on," he confessed to Marceline.
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Morgan walked the short distance to the kitchen and got plates and silverware for everyone and a knife to cut the cake. I think we ve all done it at least once in our lives. Marceline said as she snuggled closer to him. I try not to because it makes me depressed.
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Finn helped Morgan in setting the table while everyone was making themselves comfortable for the celebration. "Everything okay?" Finn asked Morgan."Yeah, but I guess it also serves how different we've become. I'm happy in who we've became," Diego told Marceline.
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Yeah, Morgan answered kissing Finn, just trying to take everything in. Marceline paid down and put Aurelio on her stomach. She put her feet on the ground so her legs were folded and facing upward, making a backrest for Aurelio.
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Well, least you get to try some of your dad s cooking, Finn told her with a smile on his face as everyone was taking a seat and Ice King began serving the cake. Sunbathing? Diego asked his beloved as he leaned over to kiss her forehead. He was having a lot of fun sunbathing. I wonder how we d be like if we were able a normal human couple, he noted.
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I am. Morgan said with a smile and a fake eye roll. You d have to get me an actual diamond engagement ring because I could go out in the sun. Marceline suggested.
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Ice King smiled and took a seat when he finished cutting the cake. Hope you all like it, he said with a smile. Finn took a bite. As he figured, it was ice cream cake. But still very tasty ice cream cake. This is really good, Finn noted alquile Jakenbodded in agreement. You d be the super cool girl in high school and I d be the big nerdy dork, Diego added with a smile as he tried to picture them in high school together.
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Yeah, it s super good. Morgan said, eating the cake. I might eat the whole thing. Nope, I would definitely be the rebel that graffitis that school. Marceline chuckled.
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"of course it's good! I made it myself. I had to do find some hobbies besides making ice sculptures and cooking was pretty fun," Ice King noted while everyone else enjoyed. "Yeah, this is pretty good," Jake noted with a smile."Everyone else brought stuff too," Jake said before his kids revealed all sorts of food items like sandwich platters and other things for everyone to enjoy."You'd still be super cool and I'd probably get in trouble trying to impress you," Diego responded with a chuckle of his own.
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Yes! Morgan said. Less cooking I have to do. Truth be told she wasn t in much of a mood to cook. And I may or may not have been impressed depending on what that was. Marceline took her sunglasses off and put them on Aurelio.
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Well, this was a party for us, so you weren t gonna cook anyway, Finn told her good naturedly before he brought her in for a kiss. You okay? He asked her, making sure she was all right. You probably wouldn t have unless it was me taking he blame for something you did because I didn t want you to get in trouble, Diego responded with a soft smile while Aurelio played with the sunglasses.
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Yeah I m fine. Morgan said after kissing him back. She smiled trying to reassure Finn she was alright. Naw, if you did something badass it d probably would have impressed me. Marceline said as she took hold of Diego s hand. Maybe beat up the jerk of a boyfriend I would no doubt have to defend my honor.
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"You allergic to anything?" Kim asked Morgan when offering her a platter of sandwiches for them. "So yeah, we're getting some stuff ready for the room," Finn noted to everyone with a smile."I probably would that, I'd probably have to use a pipe or something and hit him from behind," Diego chuckled as he squeezed her hand. He knew himself well after all.
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Not that I m aware of. Morgan answered.Marceline laughed and cuddled closer to Diego.
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The lunch was quiet, but fun one. "We still need to have an official baby shower. That's what Lady said," Jake mentions as he translated what Lady Rainicorn said. "She says it could be you, PB, her and Marceline and anyone else you wanna have for the ladies," he adds after she says it more in Korean.Diego cuddled to Marceline while Aurelio was playing with the glasses. "I'd probably support you while you're trying to be a rock star," Diego added with a smile before he kissed her neck.
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Well I think my dad said something about me needing two showers. Morgan said. One that s personal with friends and family and one that it more... royal with all the princesses invited since you know I m a princess. Who s trying? Marceline asked faking being offended. I already am a rock star.
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"Well, you choose how you wanna do it. Simon says he's happy with what makes you happy," Finn says, relaying what the Ice King said to Morgan. It was interesting in recalling that Morgan was technically a princess because her dad was the Ice King after all."I meant that if we were living as a normal couple in our time," Diego told her with a smile on his face while he brought her closer to him. "You're my queen fo rock and roll," he added with a smile while Aurelio yawned a bit.
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I have awhile to decide. Morgan said. It s not like I m that far along yet. But that was so boring. Marceline responded, picking Aurelio up and cradling him in her arms. Ooo is so much more interesting.
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"Yeah, that's true. What are you thinking about though?" Finn asked Morgan as he went behind her to give her a gentle embrace. "Anything you wanna share?" he asked her."Yeah that's true," Diego said before he snuggled to Marceline. "Still interesting to think about," he said to her.
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Wondering what the baby will be and what it ll look like. Morgan said as she hugged Finn back.Marceline shrugged and stood up, saying, we should probably head home, I think it s time for Aurelio s nap.
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"Well, they'll be awesome becaust it will be our baby," Finn said as he planted a kiss on her forehead. "Any ideas for names?" he asked her."Yeah, we've been a good hour or so and he's still young," Diego noted before he saw Aurelio reach for something on the beach. Diego went and picked up. "I think he likes this shell," Diego noted to Marceline as he brougt for his son.
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I m not sure about that, I was a pretty ugly baby, Morgan said with a chuckle, so hopefully it ll take after you. Yeah and I don t want him to get a sunburn. Marceline said before moving Aurelio so his head was resting on her should and she was holding him against her body.
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"I'm sure you were cute," Finn responded with a chuckle of his own as he held her. "What do we do about names? Should I name the boys and you the girls?" Finn asked her.Diego picked up the shell and began packing up everything. "Yeah though maybe he's protected because of the cyborg parts. Regardless, we should head back. What do you wanna do when we get home?" he asked Marceline.
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We can think of names when we know what we re having. Morgan said. It ll be easier if we know what gender it is. Marceline shrugged, saying, not sure past putting Aurelio down for his nap. She couldn t really help pick things up since she was holding a sleeping toddler.
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"Yeah, that's true. Maybe we can name some after people we know," Finn smiled at her, thinking on his adoptative parents and even Ice King. He then went and hugged her. "You going to let PB do your baby shower?" Finn asked her with a smile."Well, maybe we can relax just the two of us," Diego told her as he got everything ready for them to head home. "We could probably watch TV or I could cook you something," he offered to her.
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We could name it after its grandparents. Morgan suggested. Possibly, I do want to know what it is as soon as it can be determined. As long as we don t end up with another kid. Marceline sarcastically joked. I wanna wait for Aurelio to be a bit older.
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"Like Joshua or Margaret," Finn told her with a smile before he gave her a kiss. "If Mom and Dad were alove, they'd welcome you to the family," Jake added with a big smile on his face."Would you want a little girl next time?" Diego asked her with a smile as they were heading hom, kissing Marcy's neck after his comment.
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Or Simon and Betty. Morgan joked, smiling at Jake s comment.Marceline moved her shoulder to stop Diego from kissing her neck. Doesn t matter, we ll probably end up having like twenty kids anyway and it s not like they can all be boys. We re eventually gonna have a girl.
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"That sounds really awesome," Finn said, agreeing to what Morgan said before he embraced Morgan and gave her a gentle kiss."I would love all of the kids we would have together," Diego saisd as he embraced Marceline. "Everything all right," Diego asked her, wondering if everything was okay.
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Morgan kissed him back. She still wasn t sure she wanted to have a baby, but seeing how happy Finn was to be a dad made her happy. She loved him so much and she couldn t imagine how she d be able to look at him if she had terminated the pregnancy. Yeah, just thinking how hard it d be still look this hot if I pump out a dozen kids. Marceline joked, nudging Diego with her elbow .
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"What do you think about all this?" Morgan was asked and Finn was holding her comfortingly."Well, it'd be easy for you since you're so kick butt," Diego joked with her as well with a smile.
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If you re happy, I m happy. Morgan said. Maybe when she felt it starting moving she d be happy about it. Yes but being pregnant with this one, she motioned her head toward Aurelio, was shitty enough.
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"Yeah, but you still gonna confront your inner biz," Jake said as he went to embrace Morgan and comfort her. They knew she had trouble to deal with inside of her and so on."I imagine it gets easier over time though... and it was worth it," Diego said as he leaned to kiss his son's forehead with a smile.
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Ignoring has gotten me this far in life, and if it ain t broken don t fix it. Morgan stated, hugging Jake back. I once heard a woman say after the eighth they practically walk out. Marceline joked.
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"That's what I said abot my vault..." Finn said, chuckling a little ashamedly over his mental vault and how horribly unhealthy it was for him."Well, they could here if they become mroe cyborg like," Diego saidh with his own joking smile.
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A few days later, Morgan had gotten into a routine of having morning sickness and having Finn hold her hair and rub her back as she threw up into the toilet. It had gotten to the point that she wasn t even eating breakfast because she would just throw it back up. They had an appointment with Bubblegum to have an ultrasound so they could finally see the baby but like the last few mornings, Morgan woke up and went right for the bathroom.There were changes with Marceline, Diego, and Aurelio also Marceline has begun the process of weening Aurelio off of her milk, and it was not going well. Aurelio was eating soft foods but he was refusing to drink anything by Marceline s milk. She sat him in his high chair, gave him his breakfast of scrambled eggs, and a sippy cup of juice.
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Finn had woken up and been checking up on Morgan because of her morning sickness and so on. Dutifully, he had been going to make sure she was all right and so on and today was the day they were going to go see PB so she could check Morgan and give her a medical exam to see how she is doing.With Diego and his family, he was doing his best to help his son get off of weening and both of them having nanobots helped a surprising amount for that.
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It took about half an hour for Morgan s morning sickness to subside, but when she finished, she brushed her teeth and got some water to sip. I am soooo over this morning sickness. She said. But are you ready to see your baby for the first time? I m getting worried, Marceline said. She put Diego s breakfast on a plate and put in on the table in front of him. He hasn t been drinking anything but my milk. I even tried giving him the one bottle at night and juice during the day. He still won t have anything to do with the juice.
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"I'm really excited. It's gonna be mathematical! How about you?" Finn asked Morgan with a smile on his face as he leaned to kiss her. He was helping her through her routine. "Want me to put you in a wheelchair or something?" he asked."Hmm... well, he should be getting better about it. Maybe switch to normal milk?" Diego suggested as he helped Marceline to her seat. He then went to grab some of his milk and poured some for Aurelio. "I know you like your mom's milk and it is optimal for you, but you cannot keep drinking from her," he said his son, his eyes glowing briefly green."Or do you just not like OJ?" he added while Aurelio looked at the juice.
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I m more nervous than anything else. Morgan explained after kissing him back. What if she can t find a heartbeat? Or what if it ends up having like three arms or something? I ve tried milk, both cow and goat. Marceline explained. I also gave him apple juice and not orange juice since he likes apple sauce so much.
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"Morgan, it's going to be okay. We've got alot of awesome people helping us and I turned out all rught," Finn added with a smile as he squeezed her hand to support her.Aurelio looked at the milk and took a sip. He made a face, but tried to keep drinking. "Hmmm... " Diego said before he went to get a new type of juice. It was a bright red cranberry juice and gave it to his son. Aurelio took a sip before getting a face of approval and began drinking."Looks like he likes reds," he noted.
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Yeah but that doesn t mean the thing is gonna be healthy. Morgan said. Honestly she didn t really care either way if the pregnant was viable but she cared how Finn would take it. She knew he d have a hard time dealing with the situation, if something was wrong with the baby.Marceline jokingly rolled her eyes, saying, you little stinker. She ruffled his hair and sat down to have her breakfast. I ve tried red stuff before and he hasn t been interested.
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"Well, it's gonna be our baby. We're gonna do an awesome job as parents!" Finn told Morgan with a smie as he hugged and kissed her. They were heading off toward the Candy Kingdom."Well, he probably got it from you. His mother tends to eat only certain foods," Diego said with a teasing smile.
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Morgan nodded and filled her water bottle up with water so she could keep drinking. The biggest problem with her morning sickness was her becoming dehydrated. Do you mean him liking red, being a stinker, or both? Marceline joking asked.
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"Something on your mind?" Finn asked Morgan with concern as he was looking over her. He had been noticing something was eating he rup, but he wasn't sure though."Well, what do you think," Diego asked her rheotically as he stuck his tongue out at her playfully.
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I don t know, I ve just been feeling... weird lately. Morgan explained. Like weirder than my usual pregnant weirdness. I m not in any pain or discomfort, it s just I ve felt different... Marceline jokingly rolled her eyes, and said, I ll have to make strawberries with him then.
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"Like what sort of weird?" Finn asked Morgan, wondering what she was talking about."Well, there is strawberry juice and other things. That or maybe he'd prefer tomato... Hm... maybe because he was born with my nanites, they help adjust some things, like his taste and he finds it too sweet...?" Diego wonders out loud.
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I can t explain it other than just feeling off somehow. Morgan tried to explain. We can try a lot of red stuff. Marceline stated as she sat down at the table.
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"Is it something you wanna talk about with PB?" Finn asked Morgan."Yeah, that makes sense," Diego said as he embraced his son. "I wonder how your mom would wanna spend time with her grandson," he said witha soft smile.
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Just the normal stuff like what I should be doing and all that. Morgan stated. Probably the same as she was with me. Marceline said. It does suck that the only grandparent he ll actually know is my dad.
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"I'm just worried about you," Finn told her with concern. "I meant about feeling weird," he clarified to her. "We should be getting there soon," Finn told her. "Jake said he could give us a ride if we ever needed it," he added."Your dad is getting better... you know, relatively," Diego said as he cuddled up to Marceline and kissed her cheek.
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Probably when I get bigger, we ll need a ride. Morgan said. I m still not letting him take care of Aurelio alone though, Marceline sighed, We d get him back with like a tattoo or something.
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"Yeah, that is something we should probably look into," Finn confesses with a laugh as he realizes it would probably help them both. "Though there hasn't really been alot of vehicles in Ooo for a long while," Finn notes."Doubt it. Aurelio's bots would probably just fix him up unless it was magic. But yeah, we should still be careful," Diego said as he embraced Marceline to cheer her up.
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I am well aware of that. Morgan chuckled. It s weird being 16 and not having a driver s license. My Dad once asked where he went wrong in raising me because I wasn t in a gang. Marceline stated.
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"Yeah though Diego did mention that some places did not need cars or something," Finn added as he was wondering how life was like."He did not do that much though," Diego said, shaking his head at the reasoning Hunson was making. "Though I thought he would've said horde or some other old timey word," he said, smirking at him poking fun at his father in law.
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Yeah, some places have everything so close that you just had to walk a little to get to things. Morgan said. It was definitely different from Ooo. Well a horde is completely different than a gang. Marceline said. When you say horde, I think a big group of zombies or something.
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Yeah though a lot has changed, Finn told her as he noted how more and more towns were appearing. I wonder how it d be when more humans would appear, he noted.Diego laughs and Aurelio laughs along. Yeah, that makes sense, he said to Marceline with a smile before he embraces her. I love you so much, he said to her.
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The thing about humans is they tend to suck. Morgan explained. They murder eachother, hate eachother for minor things, and they destroyed the environment. I saw the worst humanity had to offer. Love you too. Marceline said as she kissed Diego on the lips.
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"Yeah, but there's all sorts of wicked monsters and stuff going on here too and well, the return of magic hurt the world," Finn said to her. He knew some of the negative stuff of humanity since Diego would explain to him alot of stuff."Well, what should we do now? I know Finn and Morgan are heading to see Princess Bubblegum," Diego said as he saw Aurelio finish breakfast.
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Not as much a humans messed things up. Morgan stated. I have yet to see anyone in Ooo order the deaths of 7 million based on what deity they believe and a further 4 million for being disabled, different, or standing up for the other victims. Morgan said. A man convinced an entire country that all their problems were caused by this group of people and so they should die for it. Women, children, expectant mothers, and even the elderly were packed into tiny train carts without food or water and many died but weren t taken off of the train. People were forced on death marches. Children were brain washed into turning in their own parents. There were mass graves containing hundreds of thousands of bodies, eventually there was nowhere else to put them so they began being cremated. Even a hundred years after it happened, there was still dust on the ground of those camps that was mostly human ash. Hell there were humans who would straight up murder BP and Marceline for being a same sex relationship with eachother. There were people who would shun me for being pregnant out of wedlock, and call me a whore despite having only every been with one person in that way. Humans sucked. She paused. And that got dark super fast. I don t really know. Marceline stated as she grabbed the dirty dishes and began doing them.
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"Look, I know all the bad stuff. Diego told me everything," Finn said to her. "But did you do any of that stuff? Did I? Just because some people do bad things doesn't mean everyone of that group is bad," Finn said to her. He fought all sorts of evil and so on. "They're not like the Lich or any of those things," he added before he had a thought."Are you ashamed of being human?" Finn asked her.Diego went to help her. "Something in your mind, sweetie?" Diego asked Marceline with concern.
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Yeah, I mean I ve only known two humans that were ever actually nice to me. Morgan explained. One of them is dead and I m carrying the other one s baby. She put a hand on her stomach. Nope. Marceline said as she finished up the dishes. She grabbed a paper towel, wetting it before cleaning Aurelio s face.
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"Well, what about Diego?" Finn asked her. "Just because he is machines inside of him doesn't make him any less human," he told her. "Besides, the past is the past, isn't it?" he asked her."I'm just making sure," Diego said as he went to kiss her cheek. "There iis something that has been bothering me. As I was tuning to try and hear a radio, I began getting faint signals from somwhere," he said to her.
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I completely forgot about him. Well more than that I forgot he s human. Morgan explained. Any idea what it could be? Marceline asked.
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"Oh man, how can you forget him? We just had lunch with him and Marcy like just a few days ago," Finn asked her with a bemused laugh. "But, like, saying all humans are bad and stuff because of what some did... isn't that kinda messed up?" he asked her."I... I think it's human settlements," Diego said after a while of focusing and contemplating on the entire thing.
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Well I forget that he s human because of the bots. Morgan explained. And it s a lot easier for me to say all humans suck when only a handful of the hundreds I interacted with treated me like an actual person. I wonder if something is wrong. Marceline said. Maybe Bonnie could help you.
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"But doing stuff the easy way isn't the right way, not very often," Finn told her as they arrived at the palace."It's not... I mean, there has to be stuff beyond the continent of Ooo... so maybe some human settlements have survived beyond here. I mean, Finn had to have come from somewhere," Diego said as he began thinking of all the rammficiations.
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I m pregnant, Finn, I do everything the easy way. Morgan said. Especially when I actually start showing. Yeah. Marceline said, thinking.
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And when you weren t pregnant? Finn asked as he greeted Peppermint Butler and was leading them over to see Princess Bubblegum. I just don t want ya to be bummed out and hate yourself, he told her with concern. We ll go and tell the Princess later, I m gonna see if I can get anything, Diego said as he synchrd with the radio to boost. I know about Finn s Dad, least a bit, but what about his mom? He wondered out loud.
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I don t hate myself. Morgan said. Just because I hate humans doesn t mean I hate every single human. She took Finn s hand, I like you after all. That s not my place to explain, you ll have to ask Finn himself. Marceline explained.
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And I love you too, Finn responded as he kissed Morgan on the cheek and saw Princess Bubblegum there. Hey PB, we re here, Finn said with a smile. I meant I wonder what she s like, given I don t think Finn ever met her, Diego clarified.
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Hello. Bubblegum said in a chipper voice. She had a number of machines set up and seemed excited. Well his dad is a piece of shit so my guess is that Finn takes after her. Marceline said.
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"Wow, PB, you seem really excited for this," Finn couldn't help but chuckle at the elation that his friend was feeling for this."There's alot of unanswered questions. How did Finn's dad get here? Where did he come from? The thing was that back when I overclocked myself, I tried scanning his brainwaves to see if he was lying... he wasn't. He was brain damaged. Memory is pretty dang shot and the part that controlled emotions and other things were also affected, almost by magic," Diego explained to her. He didn't like talking about the time he over clocked himself, give how it began to injure him, even if he made a full recovery.
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I ve never witnessed a human pregnancy before. Bubblegum explained. I m excited to see how it progresses. Morgan laid down on the exam table, lifting up her shirt as Bubblegum got the machines ready. Either way he was a jerk. Marceline said as she picked Aurelio up.
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Finn couldn't help but chuckle at PB's exciement as he helped PB prepare Morgan. "You okay?" Finn asked Morgan in regards if she was worried about all of this that was happening."Yeah, but I can't help but wonder if he was always like that," Diego said as he crossed his arms. He relaxed when he saw his son and kissed him. "Though that's something for later. For now, we have the whole day for ourselves," he said to her.
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Yeah. Morgan said as she took Finn s hand, clearly nervous as to what would happen. Are you two ready to see your baby? Bubblegum asked and Morgan nodded. I just hope Finn can be a good dad regardless of who his real dad was. Marceline sighed.
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"Yeah we're ready," Finn told PB, looking excited and proud already."What do you wanna do?" Diego asked Marceline while blowing a raspberry on Aurlio's tummy.
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Okay, this is going to be cold. Bubblegum warned as she squirted some gel on Morgan s stomach and began the scan. She did this while watching a screen that looked similar to static but not exactly. Okay let s see if we can find your uterus. I have a few errands to run, if you wanna stay here with Aurelio. Marceline said.
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Oh wow, how did you make this? Did Diego help? Finn noted as he looked at the equipment and such, wondering how the baby will be. Of course! Diego said as he took his son into his arms. What are ya gonna do? Kick butt and make sure there aren t any troublemakers around, he noted.
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Nope I made this years ago as a way to better see inside candy people without having to cut them open. Bubblegum explained. She continued adjust the machine until she paused on one specific section of Morgan s stomach. I found it. On the screen were two small black circles each with what appeared to be a bean inside. Nah, I gotta pick up some groceries, and it ll be easier to do it without Aurelio. Marceline clarified.
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"What is that?" FInn asked as he saw the small two black circles there on the picture there."All right then. See you in a bit, sweetie. Be careful," Diego said, knowing that the general weirdness meant things could be pretty unpredictable.
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That is twins. Bubblegum said.Morgan s eyes grew, and she play hit Finn. Dammit, Finn, the hell are you eating that your seed is that strong? I only wanted the one. Marceline went to run her errands.
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"We're gonna have twins?" Finn looked surprise. "Well, I'm just rpetty awesome and your'e awesome and oh my Gob we're having twins!" Finn said with a big smile on his face as he hugged Morgan.Meanwhile, Diego spent time with his son, reading him some books, listening to music and of course playing with him. "Welcome back, sweetie," Diego would tell to Marceline as she came back. Aurelio would smile and wave at his mom.
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Yes. Bubblegum conformed.Morgan didn t say anything else, and just stared at the ceiling in shock.Marceline quickly put the groceries away. How was he while I was gone? She asked from the kitchen.
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You okay? Finn asked Morgan as he squeezed her hand, looking concerned at her look. He was a very good boy of course, like his dad, Diego said with a smile.
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No. Morgan said seeming to be dazed. I can t handle two of them. I ll just let you two talk. Bubblegum said clearly noticing the awkwardness before leaving the room. Finn, I can t do this. Morgan said turning her head towards him. I wanted to get an abortion when I thought there was one. That s good. Marceline said walking into the living room. I got a bunch of red stufffor is to try with Aurelio, and she pulled a box out of her pocket, a pregnancy test.
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"W wait, what do you mean?" Finn said, becoming confused and concerned all of a sudden about everything that was going on."A pregnancy test? You haven't been sick nor have we really done it in a while now," Diego told Marceline with some confusion.
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I don t want to have a baby, Finn. Morgan confessed. The only reason I was gonna go through with the pregnancy was because I love you and I know you want a baby. I wanted the ultrasound to show something was wrong, so I had an excuse to to terminate it. I m sorry, Finn, but I don't want this. No but I just feel pregnant. Marceline explained. The way I felt with Aurelio after the morning sickness had died down.
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Finn remained silent, looking stiff. "I need to go out for a bit," it was all he could say before he went out, intense complex feelings coming out. "Before he left the room, he paused."I'll be back," he said."Yeah, but we haven't done it in like months and you even..." Diego began saying before he sat up. "Hang on, getting a call and... oh Nightosphere," Diego said as he slapped his face."Well, Morgan fianlly spilled the beans on her not wanting the baby to Finn upon discovering they were gonna have twins," Diego said as he sighed. "I warned her... I warned her to tell him from the start..." he said before he sighed. "Which one of us should go with Finn and which one of us should with Morgan?" he asked Marceline.
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Morgan just laid on the exam table, and didn t say anything. I ll talk to Finn. Marceline said, putting the pregnancy test down. You talk to Morgan, and I ll bring Aurelio with me.
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"Yeah, makes sense there... I guess best case scenario is Finn raises the twins by himself... he's not gonna want to get rid of them, but Morgan's dishonesty just endangered their relationship," Diego said before he flied off. "I'll talk to Morgan and you make sure Finn's okay... I got a feeling this is brgining up some bad stuff," he added before he went to Morgan.It took him minutes to get there and he looked peeved. "So... how the heck did you screw this up?" Diego said as he came in.Finn meanwhile was walking toward the treehouse looking despondent as various thoughts and feelings were coming out.
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Morgan was wiping the gel off of her stomach when Diego arrived. Quite frankly what happens between Finn and I is none of your damn business. She said in an unusually harsh voice.Marceline was waiting in the treehouse, lying on the couch as she bounced Aurelio up and down. Hey. She said when Finn entered.
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"One, Finn is one of my close friends so when he's on trouble, I'm there and second, I freakin warned you about this!" Diego said in his own harsh tone and his eyes beginning to glow red in anger.Finn looked a bit surprised at seeing Marceine there and he went to sit next to her. "Hey... I guess Diego told you," he asked.